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Hello?
Question mark!
What man?
I'm tired man!
I leveled a 5 and I lost.
GG.
Leveled a 5 to lose.
I can't.
I'm tired.
Sproul...
Uh...
Gamed a 3 cost of a champ I own.
I
Hopefully through you will take this shit. They probably won't though and now I'm screwed one two three four
Wait one two three wait was that for no wait
No, I can't I
Can
I
Timebreakers gained 40% additional tax me. I'm sure they'll find another
Nice AVP
Wait, what's my AVP?
bro I woke up today at 7 p.m. from like 5 or like 6 p.m. or some shit bro my
sleep sensual I don't get it it's so bad and I don't know how to fix it I'm
darned
hello why you raised in my voice ever bro I don't know why but some
streamers it's just so fun to fucking rage with them that shit it's just too
much fun
all right level five make it 30 I mean that's pretty good true I mean yeah
All right, what am I playing?
Did I even know?
Uhhhhhhh
I mean I could have played Meeple with the three time breaker.
And my tier one just keeps my entire board 25% AS.
That's not good though.
Wow, he clunked and throw off.
I need to fix my season.
I'm probably actually going to stream into like...
I don't know.
But I need to fix my season.
Here.
Can you face your hair? It's pissing me off.
Is it fixed?
Hello?
Why are you shooting now? I have my grandfather's fuel and two hours and I have to sleep in that. So sad!
What the fuck are you even on about?
I need...
A sniper.
No, I woke up at 7pm, or like 6pm, and then I didn't stream because I was watching the basketball game.
But then, yeah, I think there's too many, yeah, I don't know.
Bow, glove, tier? Nothing?
I can go Hodge, play around BF and just commit to Riven.
Can I even fast-nive him?
Probably not.
Hodge, BF Sword, Timebreaker.
Just carry that one idiot.
Is there a Sniper?
No.
Brawler?
No.
Fateweaver?
That's useless.
Replicator?
No.
I just need a Sniper, man.
You know?
Also, Shadows is loose.
You kind of hold this.
I could also go shogun and try to go fast line
yeah I don't know what this is about
do I beat this guy?
I mean he doesn't send anything at you though
did he send anything at you?
nope
alright
I'll probably just get the enemies here
honestly I'm kind of losing on a whole disc
I mean, Milio 2 is actually good.
Cause I'm gonna have 4 Fate Weaver.
Or 4, uh...
No, that was 2's also good.
That was one mold.
Eh, it's not worth it.
Eh, maybe it's worth it.
Eh, it's not worth it.
Alright.
That was a complete...
Focused fire, your team gains 10% AD, every 5 seconds they gain 5% more.
every five seconds um that's not even bad
twin guardians um that sounds way better or no no yes no no 45 armor I mean
honestly yes
I think I am playing meeple ribbon corki
is this a real board look at my items though like I I don't get it like what
someone says the play
that'd be this guy, I might as well just make hot VF
uuuhhhh
the fizz
porkey, bramis
porkey
and then any voyager
I can put it like karma
aurora
alright
how are you doing today?
Only K3Sodium plays this comp!
I mean, yeah, I don't think this comp is very good!
But...
Oh yeah, I can play Galio as well, then we can hold out a bit.
Galio?
But I mean, like, from this spot, like, am I really supposed to play something else?
Like, look at my items!
Last time I saw a Hodge, I'd be like,
like, what, I'm supposed to seem to make Shogun and try to play something else?
Like, what am I... like, what?
Like, is this actually my fault?
Like, what else am I supposed to play?
Timebreaker plus one?
Like is there even anything else I can play? I don't think so.
I'm not going fast down with this trash.
Bother.
Great, Kaisa too.
What the fuck are these guys doing?
He's Kaisa too with Dash or two, but he's a spark.
Timebreaker Zaya.
Ezreal, Zyra, wait? Oh nice. Oh shit. Ezreal, Ezreal, Zyra.
This Ezreal doing stupid damn whole lane. Okay, not at all. The way you talk, not at all. Like, please.
It's just pissing me off. Who the fuck, who the fuck talks like that?
This Ezreal doing stupid damn, holy. What?
Okay, well I don't really want the cloak.
This Divine Conflict must end.
From Fiona, Gwen, and all that.
Is Rast...
Wait, if I go this...
No Voyager, right?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Honestly, can you just play Rast?
No Voyager, I don't get it
Let me drop this one two three like five trades like is it actually fine because I think I can like is it even that bad I'll get
Because I just have this stuck on bench man, it's piss me off. I
Mean it's probably not better than Voyager's problem
making 40 I
Just have to sit on bench
This is a bot 4 really? How? He just made a strack. Why? Like, bro, I lost anyway, man.
I'm gonna win this next round. If I win this next round, my spot's actually good. If I lose this next round, my spot actually sucks.
I mean I just have to win this one round. I win this one round GG. I don't beat this guy. Holy shit, Bella 3. Wait, what did he, what did he challenge for so great man?
I don't even know if I beat this guy. And I definitely don't think I beat this guy. I'm in position for him maybe again.
Okay, I mean this guy has two handles on him, he actually has one week or no.
Alright, nice, nice.
Oh, he's not that weak.
Brass 2, Liz.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
He's just slamming!
This one round is worth more than 4 gold, by the way, because I get Perkman's Enroll
and I make 50 without selling foods.
And uh, does that win?
Wait?
This one round is worth-
AHHHHHHHHH!
Hello?
Then I might as well just sack two of them.
But then I'm rolling for a dog shit ass board, sacking two, like...
I- This is what always happens. I sacked two and you think you hit Rammus and Corky for free?
And then you don't hit the Rammus and Corky for free?
And then you realize, like, hey I'm 50 HP and you think it's fine?
But then you realize you're playing fucking Corky, stupid ass- whatever it's called.
And then you just go eat.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
GG.
I have a worthless rod.
Samira do Vex.
Do I really want to use all my removers on this shit?
I can go DB, Last Whisper, Timebreaker, Belt Chain, Rod Tier, Rod Chain, Belt Tier, DB and just make all my items.
Shogun Korky!
I said no one fucking ever man!
Alright.
I was going to make my items, who cares, Vex?
Well this is just trying to catch up the thing I think.
Okay, if I win this round, it's actually fine, because then my interval goes perfect and I just send the next round.
But honestly, maybe I should stack. I mean, I get too gold.
I mean, if I stack one, then I might as well stack two. 48.
48 to level.
I get another BS sword.
Cybernetic implant, ascension.
15, 80, 100 health.
And I get a sword to play around.
Kahuna-Huna.
Blast cannon
Rammus to
Two-star
Timebreaker
Okay, honestly do I don't want to roll anymore actually I get me pulling how do I get me pulling? It's over something
All right
All right, how's it looking I mean it's looking pretty good. I hit Ramus you out of nowhere, and I don't even need Corky
Because I have some you're too something about
I can Sampia Sword.
I wouldn't say no to that.
I like these units.
Ah, fuck it.
These units are nice and bad.
Alright.
I mean it's just a drop, drop, drop for Poppy 2, Poppy 2, Milio 2, any fucking Voyager,
Corky 2 and a Fizz. Well, I don't really want to roll, but it's not even bad.
I think I can just BS for this or no.
Alright, well, I need a third fucking tank item, or I'm screwed.
Twin Guardians.
Pog.
Vex.
Honestly, I'm kinda not, yeah, just green TK.
No, no, no, it's not that much gold. Like, Vex is not even that bad, fuck you, man.
The hair looks better today, Pog.
Oh, thanks, Grandma.
Pog.
My board fucking sucks.
And I can't fix it.
I mean it's not even that bad of a loss like whatever man.
I get to, I got making 20 and I get to roll.
But that's pretty good.
And...
I mean it doesn't matter which one I take right?
Uh, there's one item. Sure, Duke 5 Gold. I mean, I kind of just want items, right?
I can go... I have no anti-heal. GG. GG.
How much is this? 15 AS, 300 health?
How do I get items?
The nuggets are about... How are the nuggets losing to no point guard...
Fucking the wolves and no ant. Like how is that even possible? What the fuck is going on over there? Hello?
How?
Fucking demon chasms up tears of the killies and then it gets like some fucking knee injury and then and then
These nuggets are ass
D.D.
BS sword
db, bsword, play around belt, get anti-heal, belt, chain, db, hodge, okay well now it's easy, I just go chain plus 3 items.
Alright 5 removers.
Murray is like 8 for 21. No stairs on vermin! Amazing! Yeah let's just itemize the vermin 1 and just get rid of anti-heal so I can carry and get rid of my fucking third tank item
So I can I can get a fucking a fucking Starrac on a ribbon one no pair gg
Bro, are we on fucking crack? It's so much easier to just roll for a chain put the VF and fuck you
Fuck you
Starrac is powerful. I mean I don't power
Anyways
I mean the level 9 on this board is legit worthless.
I'm just gonna send it to Zero next turn.
I have no anti-heal GG site okay honestly if I win this round I'm pretty sure I can just
sack three and just go nine but I mean like my nine is just gonna be the exact same board
And if I hit Bard it's not even good. I have no items for it. It doesn't even do anything.
Like that's it. I just stack 3, go 9, roll from my board later, and then 9 on 6, 1, and then nice, man. What the fuck does that do?
I mean, I'm not the roll pretty greedy for this, because I just need Chain plus.
I can go Brutal plus Adaptive.
I mean, that's good enough for me. All right.
And I'm not going to 9 plus that. And...
Hopefully I hit something.
Or G G G G
Okay, I mean if I don't hit it's just enough anyway
Gin
Bartu is that good
Don't care
GD! GD!
Last Whisperer, DV, Tidebreaker, some idiot, 300 health, whatever.
And then I go Morello, Adaptive.
Mmm, I'm down to carry this, I'm down early.
Jee!
Oh, I should just go true zero, honestly.
Honestly, I don't really care about karma to you probably
But I'm pretty sure this corgi drops a fucking new I
Mean it's actually dropping
Why is my corgi one what how is my corgi one HP?
Holy shit, I mean that's pretty good
I don't really want to use real rolls though.
I'm pretty sure I can just knife a rest.
Yeah, my board is actually good.
Or another voyager.
A, B, C, D.
I see a rest in my shop.
Mmmmmm.
I think I'll just use free rolls.
Alright, now what?
I don't get it.
Oh, let me, you know what, let me, you know what, 100 HP, that's pretty good, G.G.
G!
Bug-Chick!
Bug-Chick!
Twin Guardians. It's an extra 45 armor and MR and 100 health. Wait, isn't this all like actually good?
Bro, this is the tankiest my Rammus has ever... Okay, to be fair, I think he also has 300 HP from whatever the fuck this is.
But I swear, my Rammus usually dies in one millisecond. This unit's actually tanky. Also, this has to be Biskorky.
I have never seen Korky drop this much of a nuke.
Oh my god...
Oh girl...
Ribbon 2, is that even good?
2-3 rolls, 1...
2!
I mean that's really good.
Alright.
I mean I'll see you level 9.
300 health, 15 AS.
budget budget I
Mean I'm a board of sight my back cuz I can go three item on this also
I'm kind of down to just go adaptive on this and then get a real thing
I'm just frontline is a top-tench one
For time we get just gives me time breakers work after you which honestly is not bad
If I but then I would have to find my quirky in like I don't even know
Oh, that's...
I mean, he was breathing. What the fuck is breathing?
This unit is so fucking bad.
Alright.
I can't...
I'm tired.
He's losing the fucking default quirky ribbon on Stage 3.
Is Bremel good in this lobby? No?
Yes?
Yes?
No, no, no, why is it yes?
G.S. ADV, Alas, Wispach, ADV.
I'm kind of down to losing on a whole brass.
I'm pretty sure I'm strong as well.
I don't think there's a single legend that is better.
Ah, three-time break.
So would you a DB, a GS, a DB?
That's not even what I said, because I said GS, a DB, and a last whisper.
That's not even what I said.
Why does it make it up shit?
How is this dude just instant dead?
Oh, um, I thought it was, Erlothrae.
It's riveted from Erlothrae's head.
I can't.
I don't get it.
I mean, I would say this is a pretty good force, not really.
Like, this fourth being this healthy 59 HP,
considering what my stage 4 board was,
I'm pretty sure this is just a definition of fucking Disneyland diff.
The fact that this is just like the easiest top 4 of all time,
just like, I see how Setsuko is 1200 LP by the way.
Like, what the fuck is this?
How is this board 60 HP?
I don't even- I didn't even do anything this game.
I legit did not do anything.
I'm just sitting here fucking AFK.
I don't get it.
What did I do this game? I'm legit AFK. I just a-aid this guy. Great, man.
What?
Holy shit, this quirky damage.
This Urgot just one shot my entire family, great man.
Punching.
A punching.
5 plus 2 plus 1.
Plus 10.
11.
I'm a nice strike orc and it's not your fault that this Urgot just one shot my entire
board.
I'm a nice strike orc and it's not your fault that this Urgot just one shot my
entire board.
watch out on the cardboard
Let's do that too. I mean, I'm kind of on the play back to I think how much is revealed 12 a s and 8 armor and mr
but then this gives me that
Hmm
So that's wrong guard
4, 4 time breaker, and if we're done it's probably fine if I have 3 items on board, or if I don't have 3 on board.
Is my board actually good?
And then I just move it down to over here and just get there right in the air, and my board is actually fine.
Probably. It's probably fine.
Who am I fighting? Is that strong?
This guy, this guy looks strong as fuck.
He's level nine, the velvet three fucking...
I think I'm going dirt, because I can't, it's not like I'm beating the...
Who do I beat?
Who do I beat? I think I'm going dirt!
I mean, I don't beat this guy, I mean low key.
Let me put it...
25 armor and MR.
And I think I need to put ribbon like opposite side
And I put it on the same side, but I know I think I need to spread my tank in my room
Hey, I don't think my bro even brought it
Wait? Surely I went here, I killed his fucking Aurora 3.
Yes, and?
Oh!
I mean, I could go Betz 2 with, then I just open Sulk Karma if I hit Betz 2, and I just
GFs at Morello plus one. I don't even know that's even better honestly. Then I have to open
self-harm too. It's harm too good. Loki I can go 10 for 3 Voyager.
How's it looking?
I mean my Britain is okay wait wait I'm about a little porky room and I think it's
Is he dead? No!
What the fuck?
Cause I'm pretty sure I actually have the money to go nine.
Or ten.
I'm missing like, I just need any Galio, any Aurora, any fucking pike.
Something.
I mean, as long as I...
I'll probably just spread the tank and be, uh, the Riven,
and hope the Riven doesn't get AoE'd by this stupid ass fucking robot.
And GG.
How the fuck did it just...
I mean, I should say, no it's not.
It's game. In fact, it's one-shot.
Oh, I don't get it.
What the fuck even is this damage?
Wait, I can win for sure.
Wasn't that fight kinda close?
And I'm about to get three item karma I'm about to get three item karma three voyager in
We can I actually win we what I guess six percent extra amp I get more on karma and I get three item of karma
And I just stop rafting see
I can go bramble vest on I think he won guys really what the fuck are these
I lost my augment? GG GG! Twin Guardian GG! I'm fucked! Hello?
Wait, I'm still alive, right? Okay, it's fine. Wait, am I still alive? I don't even know
I don't even know the damage on this stage.
Okay, okay, it's fine.
It's fine.
No, no, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
Alright, what am I looking for?
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Is there anything I'm looking for here?
25% chance to attack twice.
I mean, surely that's better than 3 Voyager or no.
How much damage is Karma doing?
Is this even good on Korky?
Karma's doing no damage.
Fuck you.
Alright, how's it looking?
I mean, maintenance over here and now ribbon's over here.
I
Mean it seems like my ribbon is at least oh, okay
What wait, yes US
Holy shit, this is the first
I can't.
I can't.
Oh, God.
I'm bored like my ending game board was actually good, but I'm surprised that I even made it to like stage whatever for not rolling.
for not rolling. Fifth with two tanky. Yes, I got killed by Setsuko man. There was a
I think I died with like two other people dying. I'm pretty sure I was supposed to go
7th. But I just got lucky. I came. I'm sorry. Any thoughts on Clay Thompson cheating on
in the Stalin don't care wait I uh what the fuck okay I didn't uh I didn't keep
Stay updated what uh is is uh is aunt like houses injury is he fucked or or is he like not fucked
Like well what injury did he get
Me hyper extended knee how long are you out for that one?
How long are you out in the NBA with hyper-expanded need?
Uh, sideline for 1-4 weeks for mild to moderate, some minor cases of it, something, something,
something, something, more significant cases of involvement, structural damage, require
6-12 weeks or even require, okay?
How's that been having like, this need problem for a while or no?
Also, I've watched the move that they do, right before they tear their Achilles, bro,
That move, it's just so fuckin' obvious he tortures Achilles
because I swear, that move tears every Achilles.
So what do we do like that fuckin' like,
like the crisscross fuckin' bullshit?
I don't even know what it's called.
It's the load step, the back step.
I don't know what the fuck it is,
but it's just, it's the move where you just go like,
you like try to bounce off your fuckin' like back foot
and then it just, it Gigi.
For the moment he went down, it was just like, oh fuck.
I can't.
Can you show us the outfit?
I'm, I'm in, free clothes, everything.
I'm tired, man.
I'm tired, man.
I didn't run my ads or the ads were in the game.
They did.
Oh, sorry.
It's a I'm wearing the 100th ease jacket that I got for free.
I'm wearing some random shirt.
I'm wearing these shorts from a, I don't even know where, but I'm having these
10 years.
Show shorts.
I mean, I can probably,
hold on.
We're tied on the side.
Oh, there is.
I don't know where you got this from,
but these are some high-value shorts.
It doesn't tell me.
GG on your 1st. Yeah, I don't even know how that's a 1st. I was just playing for like a 3rd.
And then I just got lucky. That's a lobby with a kind of low cap, but also...
The board didn't even feel that bad. It actually felt kind of good.
66 month equals ignored. Wait, let me scroll up. Where? Where? I ignored it? Where? I
don't see it. Oh wait, I see it. Speedy techniques. Oh fuck. Oh fuck, sorry buddy. Thank you for
Twun in a million. Ah good one man. You're not clever. Last name's probably Kwan's. Fuck you.
Lowen1990, thank you for the prom.
Bro, you never read my subs. I mean you're not suck.
Alright, the plan is I'm going to stream until the Academy 44 tomorrow and I'm just going to sit there and watch them.
I need to fix my seat schedule.
When do the Raptors play?
Am I guaranteed gold gear? I don't think so.
I guess I can hold one turn.
Eh, who am I just...
10 AMPSC.
Alright, I'm going to stream until the Raptors game.
If you care about the center, you will hope the Academy wins.
Oh, I don't know what that's all about.
Tree.
The Raptors.
No Ezreal GG.
where is the Ezreal?
Briar, Akali, Lysus, Chain, Varys, Ari, Drone, Uplink.
Help chain, no yo, no bat and discs.
Living forage, leech stick, is this good by the way, leech stick together?
Gain a random emblem and a completed item and vote.
I'd like to share a treat with that emblem game 30% of task feed it's good
Oh
No problem GG GG I can't
One two three four five six, it's not even
with them. Yogi's just got ejected. Wait, what for what? Fighting with McDaniels. Oh
Oh my god.
Bro, Jaden with Daniels is so funny.
I remember last place he just shoves S-Shing
to the fucking ground and just eats his tech.
It doesn't give a fuck.
Bro.
Builds, let me see, items?
Oh, the does on Blim and Jewel bar is actually good.
How is it on Victor?
It's slightly negative.
I mean, I can also play towards Victor.
I just can't see there's any Victor players. I don't mind crashing onto Victor as well, it's also good.
Can't be on.
Anima plus one, Challenger Primordian, whatever the fuck that is. A Gargoyle, Playronteer, Glove,
Navuri, Comeback Story, Work the Weight, Gwen, and Living Forge with Gumbly Fishbones.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm just playing through with Victor.
I just, uh, I just sat until 3-5, cash out, and 3-5 all in.
No, this game is over. I'm uncontested, Victor.
G. G.
Bro, it's too boring, man. Just look at my spot.
No...
No...
Uh...
What?
Brass? The Victor?
And the Nami.
Watch and bubble this one!
Is Victor from Forged and Strength good?
You could play fucking Poppy Primary Carry with Forged and Strength and probably still win the game.
Anything is good!
It doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter! You're just... everything is good!
No matter what you do, it's good!
Lightning isn't even good on Victor, bro!
Who cares?
Who cares?
That doesn't matter.
So you should use a good evictor, man.
Hey, how am I...
Wait, how am I so healthy? What the fuck happened?
Does that even have anima? No.
Evicta. The victa.
I mean, I-I-I-I checked.
It's, uh, what are the stats of victor?
4.38, that's pretty good. Negative 0.04 Delta, that's pretty good man.
Cause the thing is, that's also probably like the stats including people with like, I mean it's 2 mana regen, 68p, like it legit cannot be bad.
It just straight up can't be bad. And then the thing is like the stats are probably skewed from people that take non-forge and strength.
So if you pair this with Forge and Strength, the Delta of it is probably like negative 50.
Loki.
Dope Jane.
Dope Jane.
I just want to click Varus.
Just to click Varus.
But I'm probably just always gonna go, uh, well I wanna make sure I'm allowed to click
RE if it gives like roles or something.
I'll lose a little bit of gold here but whatever, also I don't want to change that shit, that's
the answer.
It's half GS, call it a day.
GS, Lighting Jewel, uplink, GD, and I'm just analyzing all the other garbage.
But honestly, I don't even know if it's that good to play this in the Victor because
what I get?
I gotta allow wheat and a border Kaiser. I mean that's pretty good.
I need a P. Also, can you even go for rastery? I swear this rastery unit can take the shit.
Alright, we're back.
Hi, are you all ready to get on the plane?
Hello?
Hello?
I might even play anima this game. I don't think so. I mean there's no reason to. I just
cash out 3-5 all in. I already won the game. And even if I don't win the game, I'm going
guaranteed top 2. So that's just useless.
Because I just cashed out on 3-5 and 3-5 all in with four fucking anvils
I'll all in I'm just gonna roll until I hit like a decent board and a GG
If I wanted to play for wind it would be
If I wanted to play for wind it would be
Like I played something higher cap, but I mean the thing is if I just play towards Richard from the spot
I'm gonna guarantee top two
legit guaranteed
Can you play ergot instead that would be fun I
Don't care if it's fun or not man. I'm here to climb bro
I saw set schools 1100 OP and then now you start climbing the people started starting to think I saw
It's pissing me off
Maybe I can actually hold this because maybe I can also just play towards Urgot or Smyrn for Soul to Fire.
I don't need items right now, what do I even want?
I have two more in GD, and I have Sunfire, and there's this Champion 62, and I have one
for free.
I think another Forge Jewel Lotus is pretty good, Arcane Victory 2 tanky.
i'm not just too tanky into some year plus what's it called
but this guy has some year two
it's a mirror to
i can also just play towards galeo
I'm gonna have Starak have Gargoyle, Blading Jewel.
Alright, how about this?
If I get a Forecast of Mech, if I get a Forecast Mech, or if I get a Gallio or an
So I'll just put back cutting
Okay, never mind.
I think I'll always be playing the you know what.
I don't know if I want to pop this yet though, I have 1 reforger.
I'm just letting him pass out.
I'm probably keeping Blinding Jewel, I'm probably approaching the BS ward.
Alright, cause I lost lost.
I just probably only throw a companion for this gear.
Like GS plus Blading Jewel.
I don't know if I get more damage, I don't know if I can just itemize it, I don't mean.
That's probably only some fire cape.
But I don't understand why it wouldn't be...
That's probably only the 40ps sword.
All 4 costs.
All 4 cost shops in this one you can buy is free and a cloak.
This is the thingy, this is mech.
There's no mirror.
You'll notice.
Fighting Joel.
miracle whatever the fuck this is
between five
what is this
i guess i'm not a choice
rod or tear
fifty five
AP 10 AS that's pretty good. I'm getting another reforger
That was 40.
I'm on GD!
Probably D-clawed front line, but forced, I can't ignite.
All right, I
Can't I can't ask you dude, I don't know not quickly what what happened why jeweled and shred I mean once percentage once flat
Me getting a ford
I can't.
Alright, well, I mean, I'm probably pretty stable, I'm just Victor 2, so I'm just going to sit here, I'm going to roll until Victor 2 and just say okay.
And then I'm just going to reset it on 5, 1, 3, start everything, he's over for not me.
And J.E.G.
And J.E.G.
Another sword.
I sure just not even bad.
Chain cloak, and I just make Gargoyle.
What's up?
I mean, it's listening here, voice staff here, I have one reforger, I have two, I have no one to itemize.
So this actually has to be like tier, I mean cloak cloak.
What do I get? What's that? I mean, that's not even that bad, whatever.
Is there anyone else I can carry?
Oh, belt, EF, belt, rod.
I mean, should I just level them?
I just use this and go fast nigh?
I just play towards ginsu, wutsen, voicef, on, on what's it called?
Cause now I have too many fucking, what's it called?
I mean how fast is this line?
Not that fast?
I mean it's not terrible.
I mean I have 5 Rast.
Also it's very risk.
Let's try Sector.
2nd win.
It's definitely good.
3, 3 cost 220.
I think we could read recourse 220
Ascension or trifecta which one's better
Okay, I'm not gonna go fastline fuck it never mind never mind
I'm gonna have I have extra items doing nothing I can't know it's BFL two though. Is that even that good?
Maybe I can itemize like a pike another pike
Or like three
Like I still have three components on bench. It's not even good
One off of the dude
I'm not in the 40s, I'll get it.
Four Allawi, five Victor,
me signing because he's doing armies.
But if I can make it to 10, I can, or nine, I can like, trio carry.
I can play Vex at nine, if I can somehow make it to Vex, I guess.
Is the mech board stronger than this?
I mean the mech may mean that you have to stack a little bit more, whereas this one you can
just hold and just get strong fast.
Like the mech probably has higher tab because the itemization at 9 is probably slightly better,
but um, this just means that you can't lose.
Like as soon as you cash out it's really hard to lose.
Oh okay, this is really good.
because now I can go for a list 3 and then just have like a dual list 3
or I guess it would be a trio list 3
because it would just be list 3 and then I'll have either Nami, Victor and List
whereas before I didn't even want this
Victor
Nami
How much is with a 400 health?
That's pretty good, and you got it.
GG.
How many more was that?
Two more?
Not enough?
Hopefully, I'll show you both the extremes.
And then I have Bo-Rod.
The Bo-Rod items aren't too allowing.
And then that's the Bo-Rod and then I have one Bo-Rod here.
Battle Bunny Crossbow.
Legit the only way I can lose.
Battle Bunny Crossbow Urzak lose.
I'm just gonna have one for sure.
I think it doesn't really matter that much.
I'm guaranteed to be two lives and then after I hit my board, I'm not going to lose a single
fucking round until I've worked into this guy again.
I'm gonna roll fucking.
I should probably just go for both of them.
Maybe this is not that worth.
Eh, it probably is.
There's also a split-side backline.
Or, probably not.
400 health, 20 armor, 20 MR.
That's not even bad.
And I can honestly just keep it on that.
My work is not done.
Honestly, what does LAWI-3 even do for my board?
This guy really won a lot, yes?
Tier-deer, rod-chain. Tier-deer, rod-chain.
I can go double void staff bucket.
No.
I don't really want to itemize this idiot then.
I can go ginsu blue buff, rod chain, tier tier tier.
Tier rod, bow chain, tier chain, tier rod, bow tier, tier chain, rod chain, tier tier tier.
Is there a volume building a third tank, a second tank, probably.
Oh, this is just a good, not a damage problem.
Now I just open up and see what's going on, and I'm just cool with the second.
Second place, bug chain.
There's a Furgot 3, Animakash out with the Fatal Bunny cross the line.
I can't.
I can't.
I am so old.
Bro, you said it's guaranteed you won the game.
That's not even true.
I'm not saying it was a guaranteed top 2 by just rolling on 3-5, misaligned me 3.
Like, is that what I said?
Yes?
Does it evict your one-shot or not? No?
Oh, this is a beast.
I mean, you just cashed out and you're too stable.
Like, your board is just too fucking stable.
I lost one round after I cashed out, and the round that I lost was to, uh,
What the fuck is this shit? I don't get
Literally no reason it's probably the same one man
I was going for a dummy to I'm not beating this guy who cares
Maybe I can beat him actually
My uh, my Soraka's miracle has not propped a single fucking time.
I don't get it.
This time the talk is over.
Ah great, I can fight this guy. There's a Zed too as well.
Aw, great! I ABCA'd him!
Pogfuckin' Champ, man! ABCA!
Yay! Yay!
I mean, this position is the best thing I could have happened.
Oh, wait, no, it's not. This isn't over here.
Oh, I could actually win this fight, man.
I didn't really matter, I'm still two lines.
I
Ever since I cashed out I lost two rounds by the way
To and it's to the same fucking guy, and I ABC eight this motherfucker across me. I can
How many hours are on there's zero
It's three
Don't lose to that guy. I definitely don't lose to that and honestly Victor probably has a good matchup in the band as well.
I don't get it.
ABCA. I can't.
That's fucking pissed me. It's probably so bad.
This guy is, but I don't think he's fucking wrong.
This guy's fucking pissed me. And this guy's also pissed me.
And that's crazy. I just fucked this motherfucker twice.
How is this a scam of top four by the way how can this be a scam I don't get it like I don't understand where the scam is
I
Not between it I'd rather voice out this honestly
The way better voice up older
I'm who do I do soon, please tell me I
I don't get it.
Can't wait.
I can't wait to rotate into this guy and just die.
A bug chicken! A bug chicken!
Like bro, fuck this game man.
Oh that's weird.
I
This guy's board is currently in a strange trash. If you were to do the fuck there's
I'm level 56, I'm one-off, Bravidons, Guardbreaker, Guardbreaker with the thing.
I don't think that's better than Bravidons anyway.
I'll just move this to more Tasty.
Or not to Tasty, more casts.
I'm putting this guy inside for the chance.
I can level 4.
Have a vote for a lousy? No.
If you won't go to 7, you're going to stream for at least 6 more hours, right? Probably.
I'm guaranteed to talk to you. Loki, I can beat this guy right now.
No, he's one like man, I can't.
How can you be weaker losing 2.5 in gaming you lose 2.5 in your game six how can that be weaker?
I don't think he's probably going to swap sides.
I'm just going to stay here.
He did not swap.
I hope he does not run.
Forced in strength. Nice one, man.
Well played to me, I guess.
Oh, god.
What a fucking joke.
You literally can play anything you are up five items for items after you cash out
How can you lose your up four items? In fact? I have a fucking wit's end on the lao we
Oh
It's not fun if you win you went first. I mean my eyes are actually pretty nasty
Last was her GS DV GS hodge DV
I had a three on karma adaptive crown guard more low three item ramus crown guard set fast
Visage with twin guardians front line level 10 three voyager
Three three timebreaker for 25 as I go on my board that should not even die
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
K3 Soja, you won man. Why you sad?
Because I didn't do anything this game.
I knew I won on 2-1.
No, as soon as I clicked my augment on 2-1, I knew I was top 4.
Honestly, I knew I was top 2 actually.
Like, it just, you can't bottom 4. You cannot bottom 4. It's not possible.
It's legit not possible. You just cash out and you can't lose a round you legit cannot lose a round
You got lucky I'm beat I actually got unlucky
Because there was a 300 anima cash out that's the only guy I lost to
I actually almost went like third because I kept moving to the anime cashier when I
should have just loaded into stage 6 and 40 HP already.
I can't.
Ah, you did right, I should get unlucky.
I have a question. How could the level 8 odds for 4 costs could be 30% before costs suck?
I have a question. How come your quota is to play 20 games a day, but you've played a total of four games today?
Okay.
I watched at least 20 games today, no kiappa.
Okay.
Okay.
I, I, what?
I didn't ask.
Okay, I, I, I, what?
I didn't ask.
You stream every other day for like five hours, no one wants to hear shit about your quotas.
Hmm, let's see actually.
take a look every other day for five hours he said what's this 11 hours what's
this 10 hours 11 hours 13 hours 14 hours two days ago I skipped one day three
days ago four days ago five days ago six days ago seven days ago and I
I skipped one day nine ten days ago. I
Used to be 20 24 22 26 30 22 you changed
Milk your quota is 20 games a day and you played four games today
Stop saying you changed bro get your games or you owe me $16,000
like well what the fuck is this shit man you gotta meet your quota hello yes he
agreed to he agreed to 1000 every 1000 or every game that he doesn't play as a
thousand dollars is what he told me and he played four games today
four games total
I got seven and I watched fifteen
alright, well then I'll be thirty thousand dollars then
I don't care how many games you watch buddy
alright, am I TF?
I mean, I got two jacks.
Hate watching the academy games.
Count says, it counts as four, because I was watching, I was hate watching four people
the game. Obviously you're right. You're right.
Uh, atrox paired, popping paired, the twisted fate.
J. J. My items are fucking ass.
Oh, it's Varus as well.
Ah, I can.
Just make 10!
Just make 10!
Shut the fuck up and no one's making note 10 man. All right
Does he not get a bench on it? Oh, I mean the thing is I can just uh, I can just drop
I mean, you know, you don't really care about a truck. So if these roles in a truck, I'm just gonna roll a truck
I with this I only care about jacks three
it's a it's serpent so I only care about talent three jacks three and some other
idiot
man
Caitlin paired I mean I probably wouldn't mind going for Caitlyn three
that probably am actually playing like in serpent I'm down to play a milio
Corkade
eight shots poppy I think I'm just gonna roll in your truck so you there's no
we don't find the singular fucking atrocious rest of the game. And, Atrox, Caitlyn, Amilio,
Corky
Stargazer Talon
Talon, who else do you play?
Ribbon, ABCD
Talon, Fiona, Teemo, Ezreal
challenge as well paired the ono can't hold as well paired the ono all right
all right
Oh, fuck.
This guy has 5 talents.
Is he rolling atrox for fun?
Oh!
Maybe it's because atrox 3 doesn't fucking do anything, and you'd rather just roll a 2 star 1 cost for talent 2?
Or TF2.
Or Caitlyn 2.
I mean this is just a fucking gig of bad beat.
What the fuck is this shit?
Three costs the first one you throw are we serious I could run one cost me go or the
Two-star one cause that's pretty good
No, I'll find one a trucks man. It's not possible. You can't miss one fucking a trucks
It's not even possible
Also, I need Jax 3, around me.
Oh, Jax 2, okay.
What I get?
Nothing.
Uh, Cho'Gath paired, no Talon paired, Jax 2, is there a puppy?
Yes.
Is there a Cho'Gath paired?
No.
I mean, kind of, not really.
I mean, can you pull the puppy?
Oh yeah, I can.
Is Vigar paired?
Nope.
Uh, okay.
Okay, if I have tier tier, what am I rollin'?
I mean, this is half gargoyle.
I could go shogun play around tier.
Shogun play around both of you.
I'm gonna kill this stupid ass lord.
I can't.
I cannot.
I can't.
just look at my spot man
Eatrox
Twisted Beat!
trucks puppy
Caitlyn 5 tf rolling 3 1 cost worthless ass Ezreal
Okay
All right, five 5 TF to Caitlyn three jacks
Oh, it's Serpent.
Lose, win, lose, lose, win, it's not even bad.
Come on.
Can you order some McDonald's?
No.
Bro, the Panda Express Dynamite fucking sweet and sour chicken, that shit, fucks.
Another Caitlyn?
Do I have a- I mean, yes, probably.
Okay, I have a question.
Shit was beyond me!
Alright.
Where are my units?
I mean, I'm one-off.
Careful, buddy. Grandma is here. What elo is uh, grandma at right now?
Ah, that's a good question.
do not look okay I mean the thing is I know you're true I think it's bad
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
Ezreal scared.
Teemo too.
I mean, I can go double-show and play around Bow.
I can go blue buff, shogun blue buff, shogun blue buff better than double shogun.
I feel like double shogun is like not that good.
Ah fuck it.
Nah, I'm not gonna go for that first. All you do is one on Gargoyle and you just get some left over trash and call it a day.
Alright. And... three one-costs. I need to roll two cost soon though.
I have one Talon. Do I have one cost here?
I also need Talisman to climb the ladder of Empyrean, great, I hit nothing, GG.
Also how do I not have more hexes?
These are the only hexes I have?
for days it's not that useful I mean that's not useful. Electro charge on
border no is that useful no climb the ladder is that useful that is pretty
useful all about it okay I don't really want to roll I'm one off of TF and then
I guess I don't really care about talent pretty much but I need to start rolling through costs.
I can just push lowly and I'll get Jax eventually.
Wisp TF!
I can just move the blue up to like Corky 2 eventually, man!
Who cares?
the entire game how how I don't get it I mean I'm pretty sure talent 3 is
actually important though that I should probably actually use the rules on
five I can push the whole thing good the talent 3 is actually broken oh yeah
I got a tf eventually but that's it like other than tf did I get anything
else's game? No. I got absolutely nothing. I mean, if I had a singular 3-cost here or
3-star here, I'd just shit on this guy and I'd just keep stricking straight to level
8. Bro, how is this even possible? Oh, get it. But are you having fun? Not really.
Hello? I've been sitting here rolling three one-costs for five rounds and I got nothing!
Four-cost shop, watch this. Oh wait, actually that's pretty good.
In a rod, it's okay. I mean, I'm pretty good at this one.
Uh, Caitlyn, Pear are two, so now that's an easy just roll to Caitlyn.
Honestly, I'm kind of going to stay on six and just roll for a two-star one cost, a two-star two cost as well, and then I just start pushing.
If I don't hit Jax here, then these one base is just a GG.
I'm fighting level 710, 2 tanky, level to 7, roll to all of us rolling for days and
Now I'm just fighting Samira 2, Ornn 2, Nunu 2.
This game is fucking dog shit.
This is fucking dog shit.
4 Ornn, 3 Samira, Nunu, fucking 2 on 3.
By the way, when do you think he's spiked by the way?
When do you think he's spiked?
This party motherfucker.
And I just, I cannot...
How?
How?!
Wait, how? I've been rolling three two-stars for an entire stage! Like, how?!
I even rolled my Atrox, too.
I should be like right now because this is another Caitlyn 3 or tf3 gift another tf4
a talent. Did that do anything?
I need to roll
for a two-star, what's it called?
Am I just dropping this? Probably, man.
And I also need to start going for a two-star two cost, because I need to
This garbage on my fucking bench this game is dog shit. I don't get it
it. I don't get it. I got it.
What the fuck?
JG play around cloak, Shogun, Blue buff, Nashor's cloak, JG, nothing wrong with that.
How do I roll for a two star two cost without briefing my game?
I also need to roll two cost though.
I, I, okay, nice. Two Jaxes. Two Jowlin. Two Jaxes.
Uh, Atroc, Skatelin.
Oh, I have a P.F.
Two, two costs.
URF.
Oh yeah, honestly with URF, if I can get a Rod, I can also play 5 and not play Riven.
But inside of it is not even bad, is it, Baris?
It's Baris.
Beat Rock's 2.
That's 2.
BPC, BPC 2. Alright, surely.
28th level.
Oh, that is legal, that's right. Not stupid.
all right now I just go 9 or go 8 I just don't go K-3
we have six Jax why would I not roll a two-star T-Balls I don't get
K-3? K-3? K-3? K-3? K-3?
Pro like it's just it's actually must be range bait it actually has to be range bait
K-3? K-3? Pro like how is this oh my it's just fucking range bait man
I can't. I can't. I want to go double road. Is that even better than double jacks? Probably
not. People garbage. U.S., U.S., and honestly I'm kind of holding this because it can
I'm rolling two two-star two costs excuse me I mean the moment I hit this
Ferris don't I just win the game side effects on like infinite three stars and
then I just heal infinite perhaps really come back and
Victor. Great, they didn't give me the fucking, uh, the deeps.
Alright, I can play Double Talon. That's probably better than, uh, Road Honesty.
Double Jax, Double Talon.
Let's go, Nali-Rai, if you see anything, can you do anything?
Hello?
Hello?
Poke-Bone?
Oh, great.
Oh, great.
Samira, it's double Samira 2 or 3, and I'm just sitting here with Jax 2.
How is this even possible?
Oh, god.
I mean, I'm still 2 lives, it doesn't even, like, even if I lose a Metroid, I'm still
2 lives.
And as soon as I hit my board, I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna fucking shit on everyone.
Look at him.
How is this even possible, man?
This Pandora's Bench, like, I have gotten nothing the entire game!
I've gotten one TF roll! Like, throw!
And when other people take this shit, oh here you go, 3 star fucking TF on 2-5,
3 star Jax on 3-5, 4 star fucking Korky on 2-2,
like, throw it, no, this is just retrait, man.
It's just dead instantly.
GG.
I mean, whatever, I'm still two lives, I guess.
I mean, that's pretty good.
Got to work with the introds, and it'll fucking work with nothing.
Uh, I have bow. I mean, I need three components for sure, but anti-heal.
Okay, now I need to find a stupid-ass core chest that you want.
I can't find a fucking corky I can't find a fucking corky I can't find a fucking corky
I'm gonna see if he doesn't do anything.
My items are fucking ass.
on the shittier one. I wanted to back to roll into Talon and then I get a second place.
Also I need three items on this idiot.
Should I even bother going for Talon 3 anymore?
Probably not.
All right. I mean, Riven is pretty good if I can hit Riven 2, but yeah, and see when I'm
I don't know what the hell I wrote, it's time for the 1-0 fucking item.
I can't.
Don't have to go right over to Jax.
I can't.
Radiant Nasher 2.
What the fuck did he even get this?
How does he have a Radiant Nasher 2?
It's Kale, right? I mean it has to be, like there's no other way.
And then this guy just Kale's the best fucking radiant item in the game
But if I hit TF earlier, I should be at like 50 HP at the minimum man. I don't get it
Oh great, I'm rotating into two tanky Samira 3.
I fought him on 3, 5?
4, 5?
I fought him on 3, 5, 4, 5, someone died so now I fight him on 5, 3.
What?
I don't get it
GG
GG
354553
On the struggle in the lobby
Into I can't find a single two-star
Even one fucking brown diff is already a top four like how man
How? And then other people take Pandora's and they just three-star everything on the first roll.
And it's not like I just sat there all your day and think time to make 10.
I sat there and I rolled the two-star one cost the entire stage.
Oh my god.
In two stages of rolling three two-stars, I found a total of one TF2 and one Jax2.
That's it.
That's my augment.
To lose econ to hold for one two-star duke cost and one two-star one cost, that's my
augment bro.
this is just into a three five four five someone died into a five three it just it just explained
that shit to me into four people or one life explain it someone explain it someone helped me make
make sense. Meanwhile the Vega or three guy, Kale's, he's playing two one-cost
re-rolls and then he picked Kale instead of Barris. Ah, it's all good. 500 HP for the
entire board. Don't need that because I'm just gonna hit Radiant Nashor, the best
Radiant in the game. Bro, it's just, I forgot to report that guy man. I didn't
reported but it's actually like it's actually fucking ridiculous
I keep
three star poppy three star list three star vaguer and GG GG kale what I can't
I can't.
All right, anyways, sorry for bitchin'. I'm locked in. Starting now.
Modbed by sick duck! Like, like how can you even be cooking Kale there?
And then he just gets Radiant National Troop instead of 10k health his whole board, like, oh my god,
and then he just hits the only negative Delta fucking item.
And then I rolled three two stars the entire stage and my entire augment netted me a total of I
Don't even know what it meant. It meant me absolutely
I don't know.
I hit nothing.
I don't know.
The hunt.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
Kind of play primordian
Oh GD GD everybody
Prime morning GD GD. I can't
Love hook yes word
What's the board again?
What's the board again?
Uh...
Uh...
You know, the Kaisa, Brass, Gin.
I just did this today.
I didn't even notice the fall.
Uh...
Brass...
Kaisa, I mean, Kavoram, Gin, and I.
And then I played Briar,
Lee, Belveth...
Ezreal.
Two!
Just play the NOVA variation, why?
Why would I play the Shudder version?
I don't get it.
Akali?
Aatrox?
Do you play Malkai or do you play TK?
I mean, I'm probably playing Malkai this game, right?
And then do you play...
How do I get Shen on my board?
How do I get Kindred on my board?
a kinder on a board no atrops also you actually build anti armor no atrops no
mouth guy or no gym or no gym all right well hopefully when I roll here I naturally
hopefully when I roll I yeah I can play Tomcinch if I hit it but I find I find
like one of Tom Kench or Kindred. As early as possible. J.
from this spot pretty good probably like really good also I still don't even know
uses a roll on five or six I'm kind of down to sort of five actually try that
one game you have it rolling on six but then I see everyone is wrong by permanent
I mean, if I have this, I'm kind of down for curtain.
I mean, if I have this, I'm down for rollin' five.
I'm gonna rollin' five for a bit.
Hee-hee!
Okay, well that's not even good.
Well, that's not even good.
So now, I mean, now it's,
I mean, I'm down to roll on six.
What the fuck, six Rek'Sai?
I can't!
Which side is better? This side or this side? Does it matter?
Right. Left. This side. Right. Middle. Right. Left. Left. Left. Top. Right. Left.
Fuck
Wrong side
No, I saw I saw there's a guy that had hexes on this side
And I don't know if I want to go on the same side of the main tent, right?
Because someone someone had the hex on the right so then I want to go left
But then I don't want to go here because then if I go here then isn't this side too weak
So I've done the just
I'm pretty sure it's this side, right?
The thing is, let's say you have your main tank here, and I do something like this, doesn't it just always just walk here and then just get targeted instantly because this side is too weak or not?
So that's why I'm pretty sure this side is better, but I don't want to match where they'll be on the back.
I'm kind of on the wrong six this game because I have a 6x5.
That's pretty good.
Great.
Lose, lose, win, win, lose.
Did I get an amble?
Oh.
Oh!
Another wrecked side.
Okay.
Okay, well, I've nothing to play.
Someone said, bro's borrowed with Moses, I'm crying.
Oh my God.
God.
He just reminded me that I didn't get a single fucking TF or Jax from Pandora's Friendship
Street or Last Game Man.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Love the build.
You know, just something.
I mean, I don't have to play atrox if I want to just level for, uh...
Like, even trout and then I don't have to build that shit.
But isn't...
guard breaker gs right now there's no guard breaker or there's no boat I cannot
I mean guard breaker play around chain and then I'm just forced to play a trust
this game by the phone that I can also make DB DB I'm pretty sure you need gs or
I'm a rebel and no damage
TV GS TV
I'll play some fire GS GS start whatever the fuck
Spreading roots will you get dark stars sniper?
Okay, I mean do I just not level then?
And I just sacked two.
Cause if I level right now I actually have the roll for a unit and I'm not trying to
play Caitlyn on my board man.
No, you can't get Rek'Sai locked.
It's not even possible man.
It's not even possible.
I can also just slow down 5 and hit Rek'Sai 3, but I'm pretty sure I should be playing
Honestly, I should have just sold for an ATrocks, but that's what I should have done.
I just roll on 5 for an ATrocks, and then just play the ATrocks right now, so then I
don't have the- I'm not getting fucking locked from the leeching.
Hold the Rek'Sai support, you're gonna hit Rek'Sai regardless, man.
ATrocks is not good to lock in the board, how am I getting anti-armor in this game?
Please tell me, I would love to know.
I would love your input on how the fuck I'm getting anti-armor in this game,
please let me know, please let me know.
How the fuck am I getting anti-armor, please?
That's a great-
Is this a task we'd have even good?
No, I mean, that actually reminds me of the game, the fucking Bumblebee.
Not atrocious, so the code is kind of useless.
I'm what's it called? No kindred another bad beat
Let's say three
Bro, I'm not even have Briar 3 man.
Oh, oh, oh, I mean I will play that.
GG.
GG.
I don't even know if I'm playing Tice in this game.
I have three fucking Briar.
All right, I have four bell that's to a colleague I
Can't
This cop is so satisfying I don't even know why
I'm so proud of you K. So do you? Thanks
Bob chain
Another belt that
Another belt that and yet one roll for fun. Oh, yeah. Oh, I might actually hit prior to this game
Poggers, he read my chat.
Honestly, it's so satisfying when the streamer reads your chat.
I don't know why, honestly.
Wait, if I read your chat out loud, do you get happy?
Because I remember I was rage-vating FNS, and when he read my chat out loud, I just
I felt like this huge sense of accomplishment.
I was like, holy shit, I got him.
Notice all of us, please.
You are not FNS, little pup.
I can't.
Another Briar?
Another Briar?
Yeah, I want my Roll Party.
I'm rolling once, I don't care, GD Wave.
Okay, so why am I rolling? I think I just lost Econ.
No, no, it's actually the Wave, though, like...
Also, the TK can just farm me via Colony.
belt rod one off of Belvet Belvet 3 one off of Briar 3 28 to level I lose
there's no way TK doesn't bar me like I'm telling you it's guaranteed to farm
I don't know what's wrong with that.
Rod Belt.
Rod Belt.
Rod Belt.
Rod Belt.
Rod Belt.
High-predemption.
Have.
No killing.
Alright.
Ah, great!
Freddy and Roots guy that hit Darkstar plus 1 and Sniper plus 1 found the Jhin!
PogChamp!
PogChamp!
I don't even know why I'm bitching.
My spot is fucking illegal.
I'm level 730 gold, Briar or Wrexside 3 fucking...
One off of Briar 3, Tubb, Kenshin, like...
With no Scout.
Something good and watch this TV. Okay now what?
You have my bow tons of stats on level 9, right? It's not tons of I mean low key I
Mean it's not glass cannon. It's not you have my fucking bow
I mean honestly maces will with what's it called with the precision I'm in
Gilbert steel game 2
One of working 8% dr, and I get a fucking right now. I mean can I just end with back so I border no
I mean, yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, he's right.
I might as well make this a bit more complicated.
The problem is it's stuck on my board.
I mean, there's no way, there's actually no way I can call it through.
So this game I'm probably, I mean my briar's gonna have zero items, so honestly I don't
know what the problem is, but it's probably just gonna be, let's see, I have to play
these?
That's probably a Shen.
Uh, now what?
Ah, great.
I'm fighting...
Ah, great.
Wait!
I'm fighting the need for that right now.
Wait!
Animatash out fuckin' easel?
Bro, come on man.
Oh, I need a Kindred.
ABCD.
Another spoon-feeded win!
Set to go. You are a bad human.
Quit your fucking bitch.
And... I mean, this board looks pretty solid to me. GG.
Yep.
It took... portable storage?
How is this his item change?
I can't.
This is his item solution?
Alright, well...
I need a uh, I need a kindred and then my book's actually good. Oh, cryo- oh wait, oh, I get a tear rod.
I can go kale or I can go...
It's so funny to see all the others who come to the real stream and cry, LOL.
What?
Alright, where is this Kindred?
I- I mean, how much money?
Oh it's too expensive I can't 150 health one mana regen redemption play around rod
half ginsu ginsu robo qss guard bb guard boil visage 52 to level I mean I
don't know how this works but I wouldn't be surprised if this hatches me
This red side needs a fucking race.
Dora, this red side actually needs a race.
What the fuck?
Hopefully it's not too expensive.
Uh, what am I rolling for? Like, bow?
I got also levels for 1, 2, 3.
Ah, great. I'm just getting by 6-man fucking victory on level 7.
7. PogChain. Oh wait, I don't think it's anti-MR at least. Or anti-anti-heal.
No, I don't know. I mean, Radiant Bro is not even bad. I mean, the item is fine,
kind of. What's the best thing I can hit here? Like, Radiant? Not, not really low.
I
Go JG guard break them all know fuck that angle BT no both here. That's good. That's really good
What I get
I'm sure the one kindred is not that expensive, okay, I'm going nice fuck it
Also, this is it doesn't even work
I don't think so
That's okay, it's group hug one.
Ooh, the fuck cares.
Just look at my items.
Alright, and now I just go 9 for Kindred, and this is my board.
Tomkinch 2, Akali 3, Kindred 2, Vex 2.
I can actually win this Loki or not. I mean it's Radiant Gargoyle with fucking Ice Armor.
But like, is my board actually nasty Radiant BBs?
Wait, I'll cap this guy for sure.
I actually I'll cap him for sure.
One out of two of Radiant Gargoyles.
That don't work, Ian!
Wait, really? Let me see.
Oh wait, you're right.
Bro, this Kale encounter...
Bro...
It's just not reasonable.
I don't get it, like...
I-I-You just sit-
Like, what happens if I just got a Radiant fuckin'-
I mean, Radiant Q is not even good.
Like, well, I got Radiant fuckin' Moro-
Okay, honestly, Radiant Moro is not even-
But, like, he-
He has the fuckin' Ice Armor and just hit Radiant Gargoyle.
Um, is this Cryogenic Hex?
Probably, man.
Like, I mean, the fight was actually close.
If I had Kindred, don't I win that fight?
If I can get more stacks of Nosecow, don't pivot, and I level for Kindred 2, Kindred 2, Vex 2, TK2, like I'm pretty sure I actually beat this guy.
Okay.
Which is just a bad game, though.
Rage, fate, success.
Complaining when you hit Rage and BB, okay, well that's even Rage and Gargoyle.
Well, honestly, Rage and BB is probably one of the best ones we're gonna hit, so...
It is what it is.
Oh yeah, I think that sword works for hold the line, but I don't think it works for good
part.
Kindred?
I don't know if it's actually cool.
How much is the level?
64 this turn?
I can level in two turns for a kindred.
How much of the level is 64 this turn?
I can level in 2 turns for a Kindred, but I can also just stack and then actually roll for...
Big duck 3.
I don't believe it, man.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
This shit's kinda cool.
I just go for 2 star Kindred, 2 star Shen, 2 star, I might as well just stack them.
Oh, great. These items are ass.
I could go cracking over Guard Breaker and Guard Breaker over here.
What?
I don't know if I'm gonna itemize the stupid ass gingers.
QSS.
Cracking.
D.B.
Against you, Guard.
Morello.
52 to level.
What's my level 10 if I love this town?
It's a jammy.
I'm just slowing down a little.
What's that thing?
I mean, it's perfect to roll this turn, it won't go fast then, but I can level again
for Murana.
and I just don't roll. Can I just level again for Murdona? 36. Sell this, make 20.
I'm pretty sure I should throw an 8 and then I just say that's the... actually I don't
I don't know if that's what you want. One.
This dealt that damage.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I can use no 10 for Morgana.
I'm pretty sure Morgana against the Sky is actually pretty good.
I mean, it's good for sure.
I'm obviously going to hit Vex 2, like Vex 2 is actually good.
Three enemies too.
24 to level.
Alright.
I'm not just a 10.
I mean Shen 2, what's the difference? What do I get?
Wait, the taxi doesn't even go up on Shen too.
Is that right?
Wait, does it even... Yeah, wait, what the fuck?
It's actually this fucking asshole.
What?
Alright, well, I think I'll be going fast then.
Let's play.
I'm going to try to close the door.
Pryo, Genic, Rhaenion, Gargoyle with...
Alright, I want to make a sure.
I actually got my...
I mean it's VEX 1 but it's like it's no sound no pivoted it's uh it's 20 it's VEX 1 with
like that much AP like 8B like I mean and then in one turn I just go to 10 because it's
perfect and then I just roll for fucking one more gana kindred 2 uh VEX 2 and GED
Oh shit. There's so many fucking upgrades.
How is my belt less still alive? My belt is to survive with 1 HP.
This guy has three of my Vexes, man.
Alright, I mean, I might as well just stack two then, but he died.
Alright, here we go.
We're going to two Vexes too.
I'm fighting him again.
I mean, I might as well just stack two more then.
I don't like the way the bubble got targeted too fast with those.
I mean, it was just like up to them that I didn't even die.
matchup
go ahead and play the gym too
random fiora 2 with tg
i'm in
i don't even know why i'm in a matchup
I can't you not good I mean yeah you might be right no scout no pivot
I just high rolled everything.
I mean, the 2-5 carousel gave me 3 rex eyes, so I just get like, I just get like, ah, oh
god.
Oh, god.
Another Spoonfet first by Riot Games.
Game over on 2-1 SMH.
Oh, god.
Yeah, I also hit a Belveth on 2-1. So I'm just farming Primordian.
I don't get it.
Yeah, into a Belveth wave. Into a Wrexite 2, into permanent HP on Wrexite.
Into a Tomcinch on 6. Into, like, a Head of Temple Belveth.
Into Gilded Steel Vex, when I had Morello slammed.
into into i don't know under inter radiant db into
Shen on 8, into Bass 10, into...
But remember the Pandora's Bench didn't roll you anything, I mean you're right.
Like what the fuck was like what is this game man? Like isn't this game a
guaranteed top three if I got a single a single fucking upgrade it for the
entirety of stationery yes like I don't understand
All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm done.
like this game was spoonfed this game was spoonfed but wasn't this actually a well-played
first. He's fucking right. No. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
Alright, set to go. So if Emily Wayne were given this game, like my spot in this game,
would she have converted to a first?
You give Emily Wayne my spot on 2-1, you're telling me she's going first in this game.
Be honest.
Fuck no! I mean yeah, you might be right. Why do you compare yourself to casual players,
Honestly, you're right. My bad. That's on me.
Are you actually tired or are you just saying it? I'm probably going to uh
Stream until the Raptors tomorrow the Raptors
It's tomorrow at 1 p.m. So I have another 12 hours. Okay, the Toronto Rapids
Where are the odds on this rapids?
I mean I don't know why I'm looking at the odds. I'm cold 30
Wait, is there really an injury? How are they 39 cents?
Is there an injury?
No, the previous one... I was on the Raptors at 43 last game. The Raptors. I had 2.1k
making 5k on game 3. So why did the odds get better after they went broke? I will be
all in the raptors mom filter
the rap this
did you see the door unbooker know what he say for this little girl I knew you
he said some leadership
what do you say
for this little door guy
if I had a billion dollars I would pay
Like 200 mil just to get this guy to fuck off the league.
Bro, this is when the door guy is pissing me off.
He tripped a booker, searched the clip.
Uhhh...
Wait, how'd you know that the Q popped in 10 seconds, that's a go?
The fuck?
Wait, how'd you know?
It's when I get the six minutes.
Oh, this dog shit system.
Oh, yeah.
It literally cannot pop until 601.
I don't understand.
Are you shaking, buddy?
I'm on my way to rank one.
I'm coming.
Rank one is inside.
I mean, 800 LP is easy as fuck. Like, the LP games are so good.
You just have to average like a 3.5, or not even a 3.5, you just have to average like a 3.8.
And you're gonna be climbing in the middle.
These LP games are fucking illegal.
Just like...
What is it?
Baris? Just too low.
Greggos.
Target locked Psyops.
Or not Psyops. Target locked Psyops.
What's the Psyops item called?
the ball
the ball
bro you've been hard sucked
leaving your LP for the last 50 hours
I just started playing again man
I was watching basketball
but it actually clicked
you just fucking played the road and shit
oh gg I guess I'm top 4 again
I can't
alright
It's on top for again
A trucks paired prior paired bro, I don't even know what anime man
It's not even good on 2-1
He trucks paired prior pairs double war. I don't hold puppets
It's not even good, man. Gee, gee. I'm holding too much money. I can't.
Varus Yasuo. Dantos, please. Oh yeah, let's take this.
One one cost, one two cost, and one three cost. That's my tier one.
A bog chain. Let's take that everybody.
Wahoo! Wahoo!
Branching out Cyanic plus one.
Uh, Kickstart Jinx two.
Oh, yay, Anima 2-1 Patience of the Virtue!
Woohoo!
Gargoyle of Meepsy too!
Expedition Open...
Kraken Belveth 2!
Alright, I'm 8.
I don't get it.
And I don't even think- there's no real life.
Because of my- my- otherwise I'd play Victor. I mean, I guess I can play Vogue if I see it.
Well, like, there's a lot of people lose tricking, and then they're all, like, gonna win out.
So... I mean, he full-opened at least. Okay, never mind. If there's, like, four people opening, holy shit.
If there's four people opening, like, this guy I beat, and then I can beat this guy, and then I can beat this guy, and then I can beat this guy.
So, like, if there's four people open, I can actually, uh... I'm chillin'. I'll have some HP to play around.
And I'm just I'm just cool with like a third of this game because one guy like two people probably gonna win out and then third
It's probably the highest you can place and then six is probably the lowest you can place
As long as you you do if you even make a single human action, you're probably going six that worse
But you're probably going third at best
Okay, probably not six hours probably like seven that worse
And the third at best maybe second, but I mean the first is locked and then he does not lock the agent left all week. Okay
The second has been out for less than a month and every time I joined the stream you were just end of the bitch
Can you just enjoy something for once?
I mean, ideally I can play towards this game.
So hopefully there's a rogue shop because there's no rogue shop that I'm for sure playing
towards like I don't even know what I mean you can't play anything I didn't get given
like a spoon fed fucking re-roll spot I didn't get given like what can I even play this
game I didn't get an emblem I didn't get G I can play Victor without with target
Or I can just push the almost implicit dog shit.
I'm making this for sure.
Rod, cloak, chain, bf, rod.
Uhhh, you're not playing this, aatrox, orn.
I mean, the victor, I don't even know if I want to play victor.
I'm going to play victor if I get...
Look at my, the holder's first attack on each enemy deals 150 physical damage.
What?
If I if I get like BFL, I mean
But if I don't get BFL, I'm probably just gonna pivot to like, uhhhh...
Can I find an opener, please?
Let me fight this guy.
Did I get him?
Holy shit, I 3-1.
Pipe 3!
No!
I mean, why don't I just see what I'm gonna get?
If I get BFL, I don't even care about this stupid ass weapon, I'll just uh, I'll just stack the weapon and it's still good, it doesn't really matter.
But uh, this game, I'm just playing for third, I mean third place, that's pretty good.
Like, look how many people that are just sitting there, full Loot Street game playing for one hour.
It says that a dog is playing a game addicted to sports that can play stunts off, it hasn't won a world's bad, poor, horrible posture, my favorite influence.
Yep, good one man.
X fucking D, fuck you.
And, list two, that's pretty good.
And...and...12th level next turn.
Can you just play a random G to use the item? No.
Why don't I just play another comp then? Just because I have victory 2 doesn't mean I have to play victory.
Why don't I just play something else? And just have victory hold my items.
But if I have BFL, I don't even know how I'll stay victory with BFL 2.
But I'll stay Victor or Beelholl, he's not a for sure.
Rod?
Cloak?
A nothing?
Into Boat.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm just playing Fast Dime.
Do I know what the Arbiter is?
When an enemy dies...
I don't even want to play this armor though.
I mean I'm pretty sure I'm committed to...
I mean I'm pretty sure I'm playing with Valk.
C Claw, Chain, Rod
Like I just try to find the Vex, if I don't find the Vex it is what it is
I could make Gumball a part
Hopefully I find a uh what's it called this game? I didn't kill single unit, do you mean?
Hopefully I find a Vex this game
Branch it out
I branch out kind of saves my game, but I already made ginsu it's a problem
I mean, bossing lessons that I can just play with lots of trash.
I can also go that for items.
Is it item, Varus, and Ysteel?
I'm not going to go that for items, actually, never mind.
Gumbly, play around.
It's the boar.
Okay, am I just playing towards Varus?
I mean, it's not good, but it's fine, Shaxx, KB.
They're not betters, uh, I'm playing towards, uh, the boar fucking that idiot.
the board on on this I mean it's not good but it's fine
Shaxx
Adakaiser, Rast
Rast, I'm gonna hold some Numby for him
There's just something to play
Uh what is there? Jhin?
What else is there?
Amix I guess
16th level, Rast Ezreal, Shepard.
I'm just trying to get rid of this garbage on the stream.
I'm just dropping deads and just playing that for us
3 mana regen is not good, but the bow is really good.
Rammus, Rast, Rastu, Volgult, Kensu, D.V. Kraken, no anti-armor, Moonu, Rastu, Moonu,
I'm propping honestly.
I look like...
Alright, and I just 4-2 all in.
4 free rolls, HPs are right, probably save this for like 2 star jacks, 2 star whatever.
I can probably lose this for this.
What is this?
I don't know, this is Shepard.
How do I play Pipe?
Is that even better than Galio?
Probably.
Alright.
Shepard.
I need a P!
80 Victor do met up roll
If you can convert the 3-point spots into a 3-point or 4-point spot, do you just climb infinite?
Statue. I mean I can make four of us one. Or two. And the chain. And the tier.
Space Grove. Tier chain. Space Grove plus what with Gensu D.D. My items are too shit for that. I cannot do that.
Except I do have Or two. Stat tier glove chain. Gensu D.D. Nope. I'm not doing that.
Tier chain. Play around glove.
And I just full reforge
Fuck what I get spark adaptive, I mean that's fine
one copy of ribbon I mean I guess I don't need ribbon I would just prefer
ribbon space scroll adaptive and I'm a fucking TV for her where's the ribbon
Glove chain.
I don't have a ribbon.
Also, my items on Nami is a fucking adaptive helmet.
Okay.
Honestly, if it's a full item, I'd rather play this than a new one.
I can also just go for an icon.
I'll go for an icon for this.
How can she move tank?
GG.
Alright, you want my items or a fucking ass?
I can't.
Nami 2, Victor 2,
Yes, you will bearers
I mean that's anti hill which is pretty good own for God's I mean anti is pretty good for them to change
I guess I could spark over here, but this is an evening break. I missed again man great
solar axis. Oh great. And then what do I just go bramble here, spark here, and then what's
my throw right here? I don't get it. What the fuck is my throw right here? I don't have
a single item to make. Why did I pivot to space girl plus one? You know I'm pretty
sure I high rolled my emblems as well, or I high rolled my items as well, and
My spot looks fucking abysmal.
I could have just made it, I mean it's not like it matters,
no matter what my spot is at.
I got a boat.
Like no matter what my spot is at.
I don't need anti-heal at least.
Okay, and then I just go for a mana item over there, and that's my board, and here's what
it is.
I need uh any item to make over here that's not fucking adapted on me
I didn't even find the fucking ribbon pair GG GG
I can't.
I'm getting a point of ribbon failed.
Pot 4, let's fucking go.
I'm branching out, psionic.
Branching out, this guy kickstarted it the past night and he probably won't eat.
Exhibition, cash out.
M4 plus 2.
I don't even have a singular rivet, not one.
It's actually kind of close, so it rings to remiss, Rivenpaird.
I can't.
I can't.
This is the only guy that I can fight that means I bought 4.
This guy doesn't beat anyone, but I for sure don't beat anyone.
And now I'm in.
But why did I fall for Forge?
I mean I'm pretty sure even if I didn't reforge I'm still going in.
Like it doesn't matter.
Did you see my items?
I have no anti-armor, no anti-anti-heal, and then my spat.
I can't even make Stargazer plus one for the next decade.
My items are Ginsu, Kraken, whatever the fuck, Crown Guard, Declaw,
and I had Tier Chain, Tier Chain Gloves spat.
Even if I don't pivot,
I make Vow and then I play off of Glovespat which is half last whisper on my duo carry
and then I also have to go half rod for Stargazer plus one on Bore by the way and then I also
have to go, then I also need anti-heal eventually like it's not even good like even if I don't
I probably go 7th at best. No matter what my spot is ass.
Oh, God.
Val, Crown Guard, Deed Claw, Ginsu, Kraken, DB, and then I just sit there and A and K with no anti heal, no anti armor for the entire stage.
Oh, God.
Rod Chain Cloak Cloak
Rod Chain Cloak Cloak
Tear Glove or Or. Yeah wait...
Rod Chain... Wait wait...
Crown Guard Decal! Tear Glove Chain
Giansu Krakeng TV Spat
That's Good? I'll get it
Opacean
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Alright.
Can I hide all please?
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
I'm talking about.
You just sit there and pray that your radiant item is radiant.
The righteous path begins with thee.
When you pray that your good item is radiant, you're like, what the fuck?
Every fight on stage 5 is just a radiant diff.
Because no one's taking Thresh and that's your fucking stupid.
I mean most of the time you just want to take the one that's better for your current
spot.
But aside from that, uh, like, I mean, like Thresh is not good, but sometimes you happen
with Thresh, because the other side is just really bad and Thresh is really good for your
party, but I'm down to try to play anything else.
Wait, wait, is this is not going to work, like, I don't know why I made them there.
I don't know what to do.
Uh, like, Varus is pretty good.
Soraka is pretty good.
Uh...
Uh...
What else is there?
I don't know.
I mean, Eve is okay.
You just have to look at her spot.
I mean, like, when they're all, like, okay,
you just, uh, you just...
The Ace is, like, pretty mid as well.
I mean, that's pretty good.
I mean, I can also two tanky and do Samira.
It's Kale and Thresh, so I can go Kale for items.
No scat, no pivot, TF, URF, into Nutsher, the Big Bang, uh, Sniper plus one.
I mean, he might be stupid and just play towards.
That's pretty good, whatever. You can't even move a roll.
Oh, I got a rope. Is that good? I mean, I can just play Sniper Corky.
Don't get...
Or Rope Corky.
I'm really... Rope Corky is actually broken.
I have half-loss Whisper.
I don't even know why like in low key might be bugged I
Like pretty sure it's actually bugged because rope quirky for some reason makes quirky actually do damage
Which I don't really understand because it's not like a 12 ADDP extra that you get on ribbon
It's supposed to be good, but I guess your items are slightly better
But like I'm like pretty sure it's bugged the damage is just not looking right
Where the fuck is this Ezreal?
I can't.
5 plus 3 plus 1 plus 1, and if I don't find an Econ, I'll just make 40.
I'll probably start playing a board starting at 3.5.
It's fine.
Poppy!
I think the value of this board is that you can actually streetgirly game.
Corke, Rammus, Ribbon, Eddie Voyager, Nogaleo, Aurora, Karma.
Look look look
Do you put Joe in your hair or your hair natural like that? Oh, I'm hurt. I
Mean I feel like the spot's still good even though I'm opening the corky. I'm pretty sure it's still good
I'm looking at three cost non tank champion and I'm looking at matches of last listed
trip. Maybe I just hit Cosmic Restart and that's just a guaranteed force.
Oh you're very quick on purpose? Just follow this out with DFT. Rush Gale.
I got this.
Ezreal 2.
Ezreal 2.
Savings account.
Pantheon Ezreal.
Pantheon Ezreal.
Pandora's bunch, TF, and he's contesting this guy, okay.
Victor, Legion of Threes, Ginsu, Woodstaff.
I got this.
I got this.
Victor, Legion of Threes, Gensu Woodstaff.
Is that open?
I mean, he's Poppy Ezreal as well.
Savings account.
What do you mean is this on Korky?
If I have rogue?
Turkey five people. I mean it's lots of server sure
time breaker it's not worth losing to five loss it's pretty easy to actually make a
board next stage because I'm just gonna be gymming every fucking item and no matter what
I'm for one all in.
Like if I lose my 5 losses, the game is a disaster.
No cap.
I mean I already have lots of road plus dv or half dv and I need to build driven items
and ramus items and then it's also kale so like I'm kind of down to just greed like
really good I am
He didn't fling us for once I can't
And
And
No
Road last whisper BF BF play around cloak
How come he never gets tired of complaining?
Hey, good one man. I think
And another rogue I call for...
I mean, I probably want the DB.
And the last one was like kind of flexible, but...
I mean, I don't even mind the guard royal.
The guard royal on Rammus is pretty tanky.
I mean, look at my spot.
Is my spot actually good?
I mean, I feel like the value of rogue emblem is also...
You don't have to build the third item.
No.
Really? I mean, on level 650 gold.
How is that bad?
It's not.
I'm level 650.
The fuck is this going billion and three?
What the fuck?
Why don't you lose her with Timebreaker?
Because no matter what, I'm reaching up to 4-1.
It doesn't matter. I'm level 650.
You just play me strong.
Let's see some HP.
I'm playing fucking Corky Ribbit.
Is Corky Ribbit going to win out on average?
What do you think?
No!
Shit is ass!
Trick 3! Titan is Titan!
I mean, I have infinite Reforgers, what do I get?
I mean, I got Meeple plus 1, Vanguard plus 1, and Anima plus 1.
I mean, the Anima plus 1 is completely useless.
Oh, the Meeple plus 1 is not bad.
And the Vanguard plus 1 also not bad.
I could play a random vanguard
but now I might as well play seven people instead of fucking stupid as mech
and just go meeple ribbon and then if I if I'm playing vanguard
I mean vanguard ribbon is also not even that bad
uh I'd rather just
I have another report for space for shuffling
because I could go me see plus
there's no going there's no going space for
I
Meal is pretty good
But I mean Shepard is meat seat what even are the chef
I
Verbal I've reforged the wrong one minus another fucking remover man TV TV. I'm an idiot what I get
Marauder and sniper. I mean, I just play random gin on my board eventually
And then the Marauder is fucking useless
People
Who can I drop? I mean honestly I don't have to play, I don't even have to play Riven.
I don't have a single Riven item anyway. So why don't I just not play Riven?
I can just play gnar plus plus one.
random more route is separate he actually good for it's never he actually good
no I mean that's what I think I mean the thing is like I feel like part of the
value of it is that it can train think what do you think buddy okay well I feel
like the party I feel as part of the value that it can drink and if you can't
I'm going to try to secondary.
Mastery items.
I did negative delta.
I'm just going to go to Mastery instead.
27 Eeple.
3 more outer.
Mastery Eeple.
Is there a fizz?
I'm not really sure if I lose this run honestly.
But I just put Poppy, three.
I can also just drop Poppy in some other idiot.
It's nice for him to run around with her.
40 to level in one turn.
Alright.
How's it looking?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I need a level for, like,
how's the 7 people doesn't do anything?
Like, if I can find Jin,
Jin, Karma, I'll eventually drop down to 5 people.
40 HP.
I mean at least it's permanent on 4-1 because I won two rounds.
Sniper, Marauder.
Then why am I playing, then why am I playing Fate Weaver?
Is there a better Fate Weaver I can play?
I mean I can play that I guess I'm not playing this people gargoyle belt belt
I don't have a physical. I don't have a physical. I have minus rope.
anti-heal either I can't even kill this fucking
I didn't even know I had the thing for the thing
and then I don't have to play the fucking what's it called I mean that's pretty good
I mean I could just play Fiora 2 man.
real for fucking sniper this is my board I don't even I mean I need to put this
revolver on screwed also I'm no anti-heal hello hello this is my board no
No Corky 2, no Rammus 2, nothing, not a single 2 star.
I can't, no Jhin.
I don't have a single 2 star.
Oh great, TF player.
What?
I pretty big are seven gold man or four gold
That's pretty good
What
I can't really sell the cure, I was pretty sure one of my Alps is hitting cure too, don't
care.
Oh no, god, a Dark Star Voyager plus 2.
Vanguard, double Voyager, that's something.
I can't.
And I have no anti-heal.
It got one shot through rope!
Oh no, I'm just playing anti-heal.
What the fuck is- Voyager plus two, Nuda like how you are F as well.
How man.
I'm pretty sure this game is all the one where you just lose 5 health and I'm just dead.
I didn't hit the thing I can't I didn't hit anti heal
I don't even know why it took trait 3 up to beat 2, I mean honestly I'm pretty sure
it's going to get a reporter, but I'm pretty sure I should have played like 5 people,
what the fuck is this 7 people, I have 3 dead fucking units on my board, Sniper on
Fiora. That shit is also last. I think there's an open soul in this stupid ass Fiora. This unit is so fucking bad.
Bro, I don't think you understand.
Tree-tree on 3-2 is not even broken.
unless you hit some fucking broken shit. It's broken on 3-1 because you can just
commit but I'm already committed I have look at my items man last whispered
dv rogue plus one. Like let's say I reforged once and then I can find
something else and then I can do reforge the rogue if I have no item
slam. Oh god. Oh yeah, I could roll Fiora and then Sniper Corky. I mean, it's not like
it fucking matters. My spot is so weak. I missed Belt twice, no anti heal, but I had
to, but I also had, I mean, Warmog, but I couldn't even fucking guardbreaker, plus,
I mean, that's not even the point. Like, I mean, it is the point. I could have
just fucking done that instead, but either way, it's still worth bitching. I mean,
I mean it's not even worth bitching. It's more it's more so worth bitching than the people that think trait tree in
In spreading roots is broken on 3-2 because it's not it's broken on 2-1 for a reason then
You just win streak the entire stage and the other guy that hit trait tree is is you are f with Darkstar plus one
Vanguard plus one Voyager plus two how how is how can you compete?
I can compete?
Bro, Corky's not even bad, man.
No, it's actually good.
Wait, also, wait, I have a question.
How is URF?
How are you allowed to even be offered the URF in the trade tree?
Wait, I don't get it.
Wait, what the fuck?
Like how can you be, how are you allowed to be offered 3's, 3's allegiance in the trade
tree?
Like how is that interaction even in the game?
URF or 3's, 3's allegiance on 2-1 into spreading roots for trade tree.
How the fuck?
I don't feel good, I don't feel good, I don't feel good, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired,
I'm tired.
Greya and Lobby max placement is second.
Really?
Oh, child.
The righteous path begins with me.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
May I flake a lead?
I can do a long stream tomorrow instead.
Gotta lock in.
I am locked.
Kale echoed.
wait when is a new patch coming out this shit is pissing me off is that's
good
mountain
Like, surely someone doesn't get URF or Threes Legion in Mountain Plus 1, right?
And then Stargazer 2-1 and have an entire board fucking upgraded in stats.
Surely.
Surely not.
Like, that can't be possible.
I'll go on 2 out of 3 Mountain.
That is real.
Fuck off my board.
Alright.
Hmmmmmmm.
This guy just turns on camera and spams the same 20 voice lines on stream for a livin.
Nope.
Oh cloak.
Nope.
Chain Cloak Bow.
Jax?
3's Legion and the Stargazer, plus 1, fuck.
Spreading Roots of the Stargazer, plus 1.
Sub-Service into Anunu or Zaya.
This is the only time I'll take it.
I don't I didn't get new doors. I I didn't get new doors. I
Didn't get new doors. I
Okay, if there's no Jax or Lulu next turn, I am a new level of 8.
Wow, I actually miss Lulu and Zyra.
How, man?
I didn't hit
Alright, if I don't hit a Jax or Lulu next turn, I'm forced to play LeBlanc.
that allowed that's allowed it's so good even better than braggers I get
darts are but then I lose braggers it's so good it's so fucking bad
bro I don't even think darts are even better than getting the 10% fucking
It might not even be better than fucking Gravis and Gravis and actually like 500 health at the minimum
Okay, I found the jacks. Okay. Okay. Okay
But then I don't get it until
So I don't know
All right
Maybe I mean now I actually have like a cap if I hit the cab I just went out GG
GG. And then you know what? How do you know how to just get you...
Is there even a one cost that you can get on stage whatever?
Oh...
Alright, there's not one cost. Is there like an emblem? Is there even emblems that you
can get on 3-2?
Like, you can get URF on 3-2, right?
It's mounted.
Chris has also Stargazer, so he's lose-tricking with Stargazer plus one, but actually he's
not even getting a report there.
Alright Bo.
Alright, you are F'ed with a rod, you are F'ed with a rod.
I'm back.
Bow bow BF sword, Akali Rek'Sai Vavar.
Akali?
All right.
Oh, great, wait.
I just, I just, hey, would you,
guess who won the lobby, everybody?
Guess who won the fucking lobby?
Forged in strength into the fucking,
the whatever the fuck.
Like, bro, this game is ass.
It is just don't ass.
Even I can win with Forged in Strength.
It's so broken. Oh my god.
I can't. I can't. Oh yay.
It's skills with stage by the way. PogChamp. Three gold.
Woohoo! Woohoo!
I can't.
Red buff, DD.
Now die.
No.
Okay, if I somehow 5-streak here into Nunu, Ziya, next round, GG. GG.
But I don't know how the fuck this board is 5-streaking, because I don't even have a single-strike.
This mountain doesn't even do it.
3 stargazer, 12% health. What the fuck?
Okay, I mean, I just found another open. This is looking pretty good.
pretty good. I would never take subsurface. This augment is this augment in when stats
were out this augment in any respectable elo average to fucking 30. It's just
straight trash, but in my spot it was actually fine because I had Jax or I had
I had TF Zaya and then it's mounted but Zaya like this shit can actually scale
If you just give me Zyra and new new cheer up my man. It's just a game
Let me fight this guy come on if the game is good you let me fight this guy
GG GG GG GG GG GG GG
And I didn't get mountain until
I mean honestly, I can't complain the fact that I even two streets here isn't that already a win
Or four streets not two streets
Like the fact that this is a four win is already a win look at the quality of my board
Just look at the quality of my board. It's fucking ass.
TomKentz zero synergy, basically no synergy, no synergy, and two rogue.
Talon one.
Here it comes, he has about the sack. Eight rounds of dive, he grabs Silvermure, mech, and then complains about
Sport and strength. Honestly, that's probably what's gonna happen because I'm playing for the cap
I don't know what fuck. It's I'm not really I'm probably before one all in
What is this target?
I mean even if it gives me a soul to do anything nice, that's my goal by the way
That's my goal. No, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I mean even if it gives me a soul to do it
Oh, I'm not out. I'm not out. GD. GD
I mean if I had this last round I would have, no if I got even one of them last round, ah
reach, reach, reach, reach, I mean I'm never playing this, I mean I'm never upgrading this
piece of shit, it's up to you.
And I mean if I had that last round, uh I can go Guardbreaker but I can also go Belt
Player on Lasso's or VF, am I always playing items here probably.
Like if I had it on 2-1, I would've gotten a Stargazer Emblem this turn.
But instead, I'm getting Stargazer Emblem on 5-3.
So now my board until 4-3 is gonna be trashed.
Like how would that be supposed to be good?
Oh wait, that's right, it's not good.
I mean I just need items. I mean I don't want to do a Lotus. I mean trade trade is insanely
good for my spot. GZ! GZ! Cause I mean I can slot in everything. You can't even miss
here. Okay except I think I triple missed actually. Arbiter, Space Grove, Marauder.
And that's what I'm gonna pivot to.
Like I take the mountain and I just pivot
to fuckin' space world with red buff, BF, Gargoyle.
Okay, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Except, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I just reforged the mountain as well, and the items are not even over for what's it
GG! I'm in Voyager, Space World, plus 2 Bastion, GG! GG! GG! I can't.
I'm sure we have Space World plus 2.
I play 7th race for oasis, or ribbon, and I have this crane upon the kench, and really, really, one of them, oasis.
What else am I missing? Pumping on?
You are ass! I mean, did it? Isn't this just a good piloting?
Yes. Like, just recognizing I can just reforge the mountain and just tell you something else.
He's motherfucking right. He's motherfucking right.
I mean, show that I just play like a random ass Voyager.
Are there good Voyagers I can play?
I mean, even if you don't want to play a Voyager, it's still good.
I can play like Meesey Shepard plus... no.
I'm gonna just hold it to my garbage.
Four Stargazer.
Blue Space Grove.
Uh, I don't want JG.
I have Red buff, JG, play around.
I mean, I need Spark.
If I don't get Spark, I need a T here.
If I don't get spark, it's just a GG.
And I have Redbuff already.
Alright.
Akali, Ass, Tito, Talon, Zufresh, and Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash, Trash.
Alright, I need Shodun to exclude.
It's Starax! Just quit your fucking kitchen.
If you don't have Shodun, it's not as easy as you name it.
It's Felix!
Oh, what?
I need a coconut tear, I mean...
Three gold.
Uh, it's 48 to level one turn. I mean, I'm just 4-1 all in.
Actually wait, I mean, you know what you're fast at.
20 feet, yeah, that's just a 4-1 on one.
Space Grove plus 2, I have Bastion, so I don't want to hold the trash.
And then I just play a random bridge, or I probably should just help this.
Yeah, I can go Nashus as well if I get a bow.
Most obvious funny history equals good piloting man. The bar is very low in this stream isn't it?
Oh, I got an ammo at least. That's pretty good on this.
Honestly getting a taster for backline is also pretty good, 40 for level, oh fuck what
was that as well?
It's all the children and I'm getting heavily over your boat.
Do you know what you're doing?
I'm going to Riven.
I'm going to Riven.
Riven plus the dude.
What now dude?
Space Grove plus two
Shogen JG space Grove on ribbon
Red JG guard oil bass yon
Spark your glove rod
Pog, Tear, Gluc, Six-Space Road, Crash, Hold, Horn, not playing this, not playing Aurora.
Hold the line, is that good?
BFL on seven vertical, seven space road.
I mean, how do I even play?
I
Just not playing fast, you know, I mean it's it's probably not
And I just play six space Grove honestly, it's not fine probably
Or two
One two three four five six
Spark hodge play around
There's nothing wrong with six base broke it's not even bad
Because I want to play I want to play Bastion for sure
I mean six straights and that is level for Voyager. I said I can't really level until
I just level for Voyager and I just play 6 space rove for that job Dan guard for 7 space
rove what is 70 to 10% extra 66% increases effects like let's great I mean I'm not playing
that actually let me check what it looks like it goes 84.76 point whatever 80 I
mean 20% attack is that good not really all right
Bastion.
Uh, is there a space where I can drop?
Orn for Shen. But it probably has to be Shen too honestly.
But pretty sure Orn 2 gives a good amount of mana.
Two gold each round. Echo, Kale, Kale, Chain, Cloak, Rod, Chain, Cloak, Belt.
I can go Belt, two gold a turn for the rest of the game.
Belt, BF.
Two gold for the rest of the game, I'm in.
And, something good.
I'm probably just gonna go...
Spark over here.
Space scroll.
How many rooms do I have to?
I can go strike a hodge and then go like broad and I rather have this word
here and then last item I just go
Radiance Spark or Hodge, I mean, isn't that fine?
Two free rolls, GG, Gwensu's pretty good.
One roll, GG.
probably not as one
did we one?
maybe a fortune strain?
a radiant rebel is also fine
it doesnt really matter
i pan down to bruiser and uh
typewriter and rebel reader
i was panning over the truth
I'm just walking up to- oh, you're right, it is someone there fucking mech, and I decided
to one the evil three.
And I don't know how, but he is- how does he have Voyager plus two?
How the fuck does he have Voyager plus two?
Sure.
Oh yeah, he got mounted and then it just went, yeah nice, well played man, I mean you
can't really level here, it'll be radiant gumbly.
I mean it's a ribbon too, that's pretty good.
I was actually just going 2-minergent, 40 AP, 48 DE, let me get the roll.
Another gumball, 2G.
Torn, maces.
I don't really want to roll.
I kind of want to just level for for any
I'm just loving for any boys there's a huge study
No, we're here, so I'm gonna go what we're going to do
What do I need to, I'm fighting the backstab.
Blitz 2.
Backstab.
Bog J.
I have 1 unit loss with Nami 1.
What's there?
I mean, Pike too?
Do I make this?
BFL?
I mean, I'm strong as fuck.
If I lose another round, I don't know what to tell you.
If I lose another round starting now,
okay, I mean, now if I lose another round,
I don't know what to tell you.
Look at my board.
Just look at my board.
Just look.
Just look at my board.
Who can I lose to?
Please tell me.
please let me know please let me know what does seven space crew do absolutely
fucking nothing tell me who I can drop absolutely no one who the fuck cares I
mean I guess I can drop Tom Kench after I put one more I mean just look just
look at my board
but even then I think I would rather just play you brass instead of I'm
probably playing board or Shen 2 instead of one for a more drastic one
who could I lose to
I don't even have nomi 2 but it doesn't matter.
Like I mean just look, ready?
Ready?
One roll nomi 2, you need it.
Oh that's right.
Uh, 17, 28, armor and MR for the entire board, 18% omnibamp for the entire, or not omnibamp.
Who am I losing to?
Who am I losing to?
No one.
In fact give me the mech.
I will, I will fuck this guy.
I'm pretty sure he's about to get fucked, except I don't have- ah shit.
Okay well the problem is I don't have, I don't have Nami 2.
So do I actually win this?
Nami 2 I win for sure, it's not fucking close.
I cannot.
Nami 2.
the right to play
not to share their mission to all drop or not let me see what it does sixty six
five point one
six fifty five four point i mean i'll rather put this into two-star
And if I hit two star also I can go two star and go.
Mmmmmmmm.
I mean I can go vow on the dude.
It's pretty good.
It's gonna be vow on uh, Shannon.
Honestly, if it's like this, it might actually be stronger already.
Aw great. Silvermere Dawn plus what's it called?
And would you look at that, he cashed out and didn't lose a single fucking round!
He's a garbage!
Bro fuck you man!
And he got one shot!
My entire board got one shot!
Ah, nice. Well played, Greya fucking idiot. Like how is this shit even allowed?
It should... and he... he reforged the mountain... wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He reforged? He had two reforgers, right?
You can't even reforge two mountains at the same time!
Because you can't put two mountains that on a mountain unit!
Which means he... he reforged one mountain into Voyager,
and reforged the other mountain into Voyager as well!
This guy is fucking ass.
I can't.
Does this block the...
I hope not.
Does this block, like does this have the center dash?
Oh.
This game is so fucking bad.
And the fight was also close.
Isn't it insane that the fight was close?
Wait, that's exactly what happened. Where do you think he got these smats from? There
was no go- oh actually there might have been a gold orb. Wait actually I think there might
Oh wait.
Oh also there's Echo.
Okay, but either way he reforged into one Voyager 4 chart.
It's just...
Yes, my Gold Orb was a reliant fucking soul pair.
Like it's...
Can everyone agree this guy just cheated?
It's just in a hundred games. I don't think you hide all that hard in the hundred games. You just legit cheated. I can't
I'm holding this for sure, man. Also, how was only oh four. All right. Oh, I
Mean I'm sitting on one two three four five six seven bronze for life with eight with eight redeemer
So now I'm getting
Instead of scouting. I'm just gonna I mean I can't lose to anyone except for great. So I don't even bother scouting
I mean, I can't look like this guy's fucking piss week, man.
Vex 2, Ramus 2, what the fuck is that supposed to do?
Like, I'm giga fat.
My Redeemer gives 16 AS whole board, 16 armor MR whole board.
My BFL gives 70% damage and 18 armor MR whole board, his entire board is dead instantly,
man.
trash buddy. I cannot. And then I guess I'm fighting Greta now I go third even though I'm
Oh great, hog champ, I fight this guy 5,000 old.
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't care about it, I don't care about it, I don't care about it, I don't care about
it.
Okay, we got one, I'm going to want to kill him.
How do you, how do you use your slide?
I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Brass 2.
Double G.
I was gonna say this board is so fucking bad, I can probably do this and still win.
I will not be doing that.
I just look at his board, man.
I can't.
I mean, I can lose this 2 Bastion, that is the only thing, I need a man item probably.
Preferred.
I can go Double Hodge, plus, instead of Bastion, and I sure that I get a tear item.
Oh, Rastu, that's really cool.
Uh, I'm going to go Val or I can go BT.
BT Val.
I mean, anything is better than Bastion.
on what the fuck is bgb? this bastion doesn't problem till 10 seconds fuck you
and who'd i've asked you on yet and gg
oh yeah honestly i could have been chosen i mean i'm pretty sure i won how do i lose this
please tell me i can lose i don't think somebody your board suck your board fucking suck
I cannot
I'm weak at BFL
I was at the well-deserved first. He's right. You high rolled more and still complain. Yes,
I high rolled, but at least I actually had to play the game. Do you think Greya played
a single millisecond that game? He cashes out and just wins every fucking round for
the rest of the game and then dice the giga cap to start uh space for plus one two space for plus two
bronzer life intrigue tree should not be possible honestly you are correct
i agree
I mean this game should have been easily a top three.
How did you go 8 with Space Groove Riven?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because my items are fucking adaptive, adaptive,
last ones were DB, Space Groove.
Is this supposed to be good?
Also, this comp's not even good, man.
Like, you need Blitzcrank.
But you need to make it to Blitzcrank
where your board is fucking trash.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Groove, Space Groove.
Groove, Space Groove.
I mean, I could play until I'm done.
until until the raptors or I could go to sleep what do you think
How many meta items does the TF need to cast in two autos? I don't know a lot, but I mean at that point
Why don't you auto one more time and just do two times more damage?
50% more cast or 50% more attacks to cast with 100% more damage
about some year we're the hydrogen damage any fucking rod item like
rabbitons or something I mean surely you're not going triple fucking man I
like who cares if it alts you all every two autos congrats man it just does
Don't damage GG
GG everybody
That's real panty on
Ezreal, it's not that, it's not that, I mean I could go URF and do Yasuo Eve.
I mean I'm just taking a spat to take the spat.
Am I just, am I just spacegrove plus one again?
I can go, oh you know what is actually pretty good I think?
Is spacegrove, or not spacegrove, Stargazer?
It's the fountain.
Okay, hold on.
If it's the fountain, I'm pretty sure you can actually play, because the thing is three
3 fountain sucks but doesn't 5 fountain actually good?
I mean you get 5 fucking mana regen.
I think it might actually be 10 or no.
It isn't good man.
Really?
It isn't good man!
Wait it's only 6?
6 mana regen?
Like low key?
I could play Stargazer, Nami.
Stargazer, Nami, and I would play a random fuckin' boogoo on my board.
So it would just be like, I could go Ornn, Samira,
Jax, Lulu, Nunu, Zaya, Nami, and then I need to play some stupid ass vanguard.
I can go Blitzcrank and drop Ornn at 9.
Like, doesn't this board actually look good?
I mean, it is good. Like, it's actually good.
Okay. Okay.
And then, and then I just play Jhin.
Like, doesn't this board actually look good?
A B C D.
And then I can just drop Mordekaiser for, for Blitzcrank and drop Ornn for Shen, if I wanted.
Yes?
I can also go Nami and get a level for 5 space rule.
4 backlines?
I mean that's fine because I only need like 2 real tanks.
I mean spat, rod, because I actually need like 6 tiers for this to be good.
Looks cool boss.
A 2 star 2 gaust, 130 HP per round.
a two star two cost, and I just start playing the game.
Is there a tier here?
There's a chain.
Holy fuck, I don't want either of these.
I mean, there are other quotes in chain.
Just play space gold plus one, you need the LP bad.
I mean, I'm pretty sure this board is actually good.
If I have items, isn't this shit actually good
if I have items?
Like, my items are a space robber.
I need like two tiers, or I cannot play the game.
This guy is also space girl plus one.
I'm pretty sure if I have my fist and I have D-claw play around bow chain BF, that sounds
way better than just pulling three tears on my ass.
I need this, uh, the thing is, I will see, uh, well, I need someone to give HP to.
Star plus one I don't really like our surplus one unless I have
Wait does someone have the fountain? Oh shit
Stargazer TFT Hexies.
Fountain, fountain, fountain, fountain. Oh nice.
He wants to be here for sure.
Too bad. Too bad.
Too bad.
Alright.
I gotta wave my flash, that's pretty good.
All right, like surely surely I'm allowed to play something fun and I'm not just loading
up playing fucking space girl plus plus one for the thousandth time.
Right.
Okay, the problem is I have to build anti armor and anti MR
Okay, can I just play Space Grove?
How do I build Anti-Armor and Anti-MR?
How does that even cause that?
I can't.
8 trunks plus Nova.
Eh, I'm kinda down to this hard force to shoot.
fuck it here man. Stargazer on the fucker.
I probably shouldn't have used the report until later.
I mean you can't really go wrong with Rod.
No no just trust me, just trust me.
Just trust me.
Why spend it?
Belt overflow invested.
Treat treat one time?
I mean this is actually really good.
I mean how many treats is this?
I mean it's not even bronze treats.
And that's assuming I get gin in, so then let's say I drop this.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 rates.
Cause I can just drop, drop prisoners into the building cause I actually need islands
and everything, no charge.
And I can just 3 star and call it a day, but I'm not 3 star, I just uh, what am I,
what am I missing?
Blue buff, red buff, and then now I don't have to worry about that, and then I can just go...
I mean, red buff, Kraken for sure.
And then I have probably a Forge of Chain.
Okay, and then I just go... I can go red buff, or red buff, Kraken, blue buff, JG.
But I can also go play around via Chain, and then probably won't need to set that.
Okay, how's it looking everybody pretty good? I'd say pretty good
Now I don't think I don't want to go fucking bramblin
Oh man, this is so short, let me see what I got.
Nothing happened, no my items are insane!
Blue buff, or red buff, Kraken, blue buff, whatever.
And then I kinda need a, I kinda wanna go Spark, but I also need anti MR, and then I also go BS, or it's a red buff DV, plus, or,
I mean, Stemhouse is pretty good.
No, no, no, just trust me, just trust me.
And I just kill this idiot up
I'm trusted
Yeah, I mean if I load up with Zaya to new to
Zaya to new to
Nami to don't I just shit on everyone with space for a plus or a stargazer plus one. I don't get it
They for sure get fucked. Oh god
I didn't kill some units, dude.
Okay, I see two fore costs.
Hello?
Hello?
I mean, three men are returned on this unit,
but then I get a rod.
Is that good?
A rod?
A glove?
Don't want it in the glove?
No.
And I also don't want to, like, repeat the damage.
All right.
How? I missed every fore-cost! I mean I can play catch for one extra turn but it's not
even good, man. I mean my board is just done after this. I mean I can't even, I can't
I dropped Vanguard for my new new too. I'm not doing that.
How much is the level?
20 to level.
I mean it's probably a 40 regardless honestly.
Ezreal, Hamion Deo, Leona, Samira, TF, Milio, 7 rolls, 52.
I don't even have the econ to 4-1 it.
I am fucking 8.
I have to win this next round where I am a new level of ease.
Except I don't think I'm beating anyone with this garbage-ass board.
Is this just all these Rabidons, actually? Probably.
Blue buff Rabidons, tank item, and I worry about anti armor and anti armor later.
I'm a dual tank.
Rod, rod, blue buff, Bravidons.
Rod, rod.
And then I go... I mean, I don't even know how to do this, bro. Cracking.
Dreadfrog.
You think I can kill a unit here?
Okay.
Okay, no this is an ape. Look at my HP, this is a fucking ape.
This is a fucking ape.
I can't even level because I have no money and I think I'm one life how am I 22 HP no
Oh, this is just a need!
I mean, I have the sac one.
Okay, I'm in blue buff shogun, rabbitons, and I have a belt belt, I mean I don't really
want to go warbond to when I have the shield.
Is it his guard breaker?
I'm probably just going to do that and find, and then it's going to be a sword, and then
it's fine.
Alright, last loss.
Just wait, just wait, everyone just wait.
If I just had a little bit more HP, my spot's not even bad.
Ohhhh?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I put Stargazer on Nami, you're right.
Oh fuck.
Oh that is not good for me.
How do you put deadly invested exclusive customization sword overflows?
How do you put deadly hold the line?
I don't have a zile and I don't even have new new two or I don't have I don't have new
I don't have-
I need one nominee, my board is actually good, I'm pretty sure.
I just keep troaching on that unit.
I mean, okay, one nominee?
And my board is actually good.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, and then now I roll 1 to Jax too.
Shit.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
What?
Kaisa 3?
This 3?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
My board does not look very good.
I mean, if I had Nami 2, Nunu 2, Zaya 2, is my board even that bad?
I could have just played...
I mean, any fucking idiot can just play space group plus one, is that even fun?
It's so boring.
Like you're telling me you're gonna play the same comp
two games in a row?
Are we serious?
Did you have fun just now?
Yeah, I mean I was having fun until I died.
Oh, I don't get it.
I was gonna close the stream until you said buy fountain.
I don't
I don't
I don't
my board is so bad
I don't
I don't
Yo, they calling you Bronny. Okay? Well, Bronny dropped the fucking nuke yesterday.
That's pretty good.
I mean, five points in nine minutes postseason. Isn't that actually pretty good?
You're like the 20th guy off the bench and you got five points in like an
efficient, not five points in nine minutes.
Like that's actually good as fuck
Yes two for two, yes
Lock from his dad and
Then a screen from his dad into a three and those were his two shots like is that not a nuke
2 for 2. 10th player off the bench. 2 for 2. That is a fucking nuke.
Are we hitting challenges tonight? No.
I need the comp that I just played, if no-one were awake, I'd be fuckin' reporting.
Also, I just realized, where the fuck is precedent?
I have not heard from precedent in like, 12 hours.
Well, yeah, I'm aware of his dog past, but like, yeah, I'm not heard from in 12 hours.
That's all I'm going to say.
Wow, you are obsessed with it, bro.
Okay.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
He needs the Hyrule to get first, otherwise he ends up going eighth.
Bro, this game, the game that I just played, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure I I could easily go first that game or not first but I could easily talk for that game if I gave a fuck
Bro, I just hard I just jammed the fucking mountain plus one in
Or not mountain plus one stargator plus one
How can that be a real game?
It's not.
It is not.
Like if you wanted to see a fucking tryhard game, it's just the most uncompressed top
three of all time.
It's just too boring, man.
No, there's ease.
You selected the line there, bud.
Okay.
Bud.
Okay, bud.
What was this place last game?
I don't know.
Okay bud.
What was this place last game? Another 8.
3, 5, 5, 1, 1, I mean I started, I turned on stream, and my scores were just 1, 1, 7, 1, 8, 8, 1, 8.
And then the first three games I played off stream, like I actually gave a fuck.
Oh
The altar
Mixy no not
You need to play kindred more yelp that unit is really good
How many games the sets will have of kindergarten's last 100 probably zero the unit is fucking ass I
Don't know who the fuck you meet I
Do think if you hit Kahuna who not a kindergarten is good though
Yeah, I can go there a wreck side
I have timebreaker and I also have a two out of three primordian with a bow.
That's pretty good.
And a tear and a raw.
Yelper.
Alright, I mean I probably won't go and it's also Varus.
It's part of Steel Slammin' bro, I fucking hate this.
I don't really like this hard to see augment either.
frontline foundation is okay
it's also altar
oh that's probably good
I'm not really good
alright
probably not playing this then
good to jack
alright
I'm guaranteed top 4 I can't
I cannot
GG's, look at my spot.
How can you pop forward from this spot?
You can't.
You cannot.
Oh my gosh.
Frontline foundation.
I mean, I hit the best one because there's also a jacks in my shop, so it just means
like, if I high roll I can still fast time for Vex, and if I don't high roll I can
I can just play Azhaya, but I think with this tier, I mean tier can easily just go on... tier can easily just go on Nunu, but...
So I can go fast nine and play Atrox, Shen, Nunu, with our Mitsu, and Bardo or something, but I mean, either, like, no matter what, it just does not matter.
This game is a fuckin' log.
It's just a straight up log.
I mean, I win, okay, it's not a log
until I win this round.
If I win this round, it's a guaranteed log.
If this, if I lose this round,
if I win this round, I am willing to wager 50 subs
that this is the top four.
Yes?
Okay, if this is the top four, I'll get 50 subs.
I'm not even kidding.
cheapest motherfucker alive it's not possible it's just just like how can I
just load into two one and I'm just locked up for on two one how I can tell
you how right at games right at games I click an emblem augment in GG my board
is just always going to be good I can't
only 50 he's scared well I'm also poor right now so I can't my friend keeps on
giving me the fucking dog shit locks and then I keep getting I keep getting
got but I'm retired he locked me on the fucking Marlins and the Hawks even though
I said I was begging and I was like bro like I'm cold turkey like I'm not I like
I'm officially retired like bro come on man just just let me focus on TFT I
don't really want to gamble anymore like that's just not good for your health
and he's like nah you're locked and I was like okay I'm gonna get some locked
then and then with the marlins what wait no they got fisted wait no they
lost two six and then you wanted to you wanted to go on the angels but the
angels like a you did if you couldn't buy in and then the angels lost one to
like eleven or some shit angels let me see they lost one to twelve I mean thank
fucking God I'm not on the stupid ass fucking angels
own three costs and two rolls I mean I kind of want game a random one-star
four-cost champion and lose four health what do I get a cloak another one I get
a chain I mean I'm much better chain I think this will be a warning to the
rest but I also I kind of just want the bears it's the biggest thing you
get Zaya? I can't! Okay, well, I mean, what if I don't get Zaya? Then what? Tell me.
I'm fucked. Uh, Lulu? Is there a Bastion? I need an A-Trux. Okay, honestly, can I
I had to go fast time from the spot.
I mean, the only way I bought Fort is by fast time.
Like this, like I have Valve for Nunu,
fast Tion.
I mean, we'll see.
I think I'm gonna, Econogmin,
I'll actually go fast time.
I just picked a game on bot five,
bot five for top three.
I mean, this is just what my style is.
No, I'm not.
Slow.
Ahhhh.
So do you have a lot of believers on the prediction, pal?
Let's fuck the believers in.
Who's more likely to tune in?
The hate watchers or the believers?
Then let's be honest
Also, there's like some fucking tryhard ass sweatshirt that are waiting to see it by 5th Street
And then after they see that at 5th Street, then they put in the top three
So honestly the people that are doing that, fuck you!
In fact, I was gonna sell my board of Lucid Frogs then, fuck you!
Like, what is this? You guys are some fucking losers!
Fucking tryhards
Pantheon 2, is that good?
I mean, honestly, if I make Pantheon 2, I might actually be able to just fast-nigh.
And then I just don't roll an 8, but I'm pretty sure if I get Psy items, like if I get AP
items here on the left side. But if I get EV items, I'm probably gonna roll on H.
But I guess it depends on the...
The augment is at 12.
Champion on 2.
Rod Cook.
I mean, that could easily... It could easily first follow, but no matter what, I'm probably not making spark.
I mean, HRs is for Bastion.
Should I just sell this then?
Let me see if people have strong tanks they do.
Uh, cause this is easy to be like Kraken plus...
Alright, if I get an Econ Augment, I'm going Bastion.
If I get an item augment, I will probably debate whether I want to go 9.
I win this, right?
I just need to set it to minus 1, whatever.
I don't know if I need to play across on the board.
All right, I'll go back to that side on that.
That's neon plus one.
But I just don't play some shit-ass Passion.
I could also just not play Aatrox and build.
So this is how we throw the game.
Why the fuck would I take those other options?
Those other options are straight ass.
trucks, shen, the only thing is like I'm on a six week and then
I mean this doesn't help my board at all, so I'm probably going to lose my streak and
I probably would have kept my streak if I just, if I had what's it called, if I had
all of them here, and then whatever, whatever, like I usually could play Blitz Nunu, but
this game I'm probably just going to play Rammus.
I still could play Blitz Nunu though, but I feel like that's too much frontline
and I'll hug it up to damage if I do that.
So it begins, here we go.
No.
Okay, where is...
what is this?
Honestly, I don't even have to go fast on it.
I can just take this and just roll impenetrable on 4-2,
for Zyothu and Nune2.
I mean, it's not even bad.
I mean, I think it just depends...
Cuz it is alter. I think it just depends on my items honestly like if I get a bow here on Varus, I'd probably
How are you this broke with this board I can't oh
I
Taking that argument of war on eat is a crime really so what happens if you can't go fast night?
I mean it's still good
I'm lasting I'm gonna build
a 2 star 3 cost champion but I lose 3 health with a cloak, let's reduce the 3 cost
do I have enough money to fastline?
Not really.
Okay I think uh, this game is actually bought for low fee.
Or two sniper plus one
I'm pretty sure I have a Sakurino as a problem.
I don't think I'm gonna money.
Jax, Milio, Pention, Milio.
And I just don't play this.
I don't play Nova.
I mean this is the only way I bought 4.
No, get it.
Pumpkinch.
And I sac one, I just level and drop this, and just start canting on the real on the board.
But the problem is I have to sac three.
Alright, sure that I can fight this guy before he fucking sends this.
I mean, that's kind of fun.
Mmmmmm.
And I sac three, I'm gonna be like 40 HP, and then I just 4-5 on the ring.
I can also play like Poppy, Rammus. No Shen and then play like Macy, but the Voyager is the Queen.
No. What the fuck? I don't know why the fuck would play Queen in the game. It makes no sense.
Alright. I'll just call Vassio and call it a day. Alright. This needs a guaranteed health ward. My game.
What is this augment that evaporated? It's called the... I mean you just get 122 gold in one turn, man. Just wait.
I
Have to hold the colony I mean it's not actually good for my spot because I think I'd much rather just play strong board
And surely I have enough money to four to it or four five
I mean, I mean if I don't have enough money to four five it I don't say I'm pretty sharp or so or I'm not first
I feel like I'm pretty sure I can't do the top turn for a lot of it.
A build?
A build?
I think some Rebels?
A build?
Another?
What is this?
That's really good for me.
Minus one.
That's really good for me.
I need items for these idiots.
Alright, and then now I just get 12 rolls for free.
I just won't call that
And I just open cell my entire board except for
I just open so my entire board except for this bus a call
And then it's probably always gonna be bd and I play off of the rod into Merlo BD
Bro you didn't take invested
What the fuck does it best I don't understand why don't I just take a comment on that? I'm not even bored
I didn't kill a single unit. Holy shit.
I mean, I'm getting 6-3 rolls as well.
I mean I could have played Nunu Blitz still because I can just go Bastion on one of the
Nunu Blitz but that's only if I hit it because I can also hold like Jhin plus like honestly
I like to go batsy on graves as well.
Oh, I have aatrox. I'm playing aatrox and cauldron.
Oh, yeah, why not play a certain game?
Streambюt and other stuff, down 100 LP, people happy.
I'm going to open some of my entire board to jump aatrox.
20 to level I open cell I have like 60 gold plus six rolls
I was like a lot more lives than it looks because I have a I'm gonna have to
I'm not going to probably.
Wait.
Hmm.
What? I didn't come when?
I mean, I'll just make sure you get something to do with speaking figures.
Why does my front line look so bad?
Kinsu, this, E-Claw, Starex, BK, T-Borello, Bastian, should I just make JG?
I think I needed more money.
I am fucking broke.
I am broke.
I don't even have a single gen item.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Morgana's too, is that good?
I have no money whatsoever.
Do I have a 3 cost to me, though?
This is my board.
Are we fucking serious right now?
Re-removers.
Am I just jamming JV?
Except I don't have a single Fiora or a Shack.
So what the fuck is this Sterak's BT?
It was invested! I'm 2-4 man!
Hello?
Hello?
I don't get it.
I'm broke.
I don't have a single two star.
I mean I can just drop drop and play more legendaries.
Dude, I don't have a shen anyway.
R, T, G.
I'm just not playing Shen this game I guess.
T-claw.
Also that's my one vex.
I mean, surely itemized...
Well, it still has to be 2-3, but it's not fucking...
It has to be plus, uh, good items.
I mean, my board is not even bad anymore.
No cap.
Except if I had, like, Shen plus something over...
I mean, it's not even bad. I just don't have a 2-star.
I can't.
Like, if I had Vex too, isn't my board actually good?
payment method.
I'm not, okay, wait, hold on.
I'm not even kidding.
Well, I don't want to leak the last word for,
no, on my life it says invalid payment method.
Wait, I don't even know how, though.
Cause I give it subs like earlier.
No, no, no, it's not scam, it's not scam.
I'm not showing on stream is because it has the lot it has my expiration and the last four digits of my fucking credit card, and I'm not trying to leak that shit.
Change.
No, it's because my PayPal.
It's frozen or canceled so then now I changed my credit card
Hello
No, I know I okay hold on give some 50 subs
Subs?
Complete purchase.
Invalid pay?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, okay guys, listen.
I know it looks like I'm scamming.
Okay, hold on.
Where's my fucking wallet, man?
But where's my credit card?
Where's my phone?
Hold on.
No, give me one sec.
No, I'm no scammer, man.
All right, give 50 subs.
a change app of pay.
Can I scan this on my phone?
Scan code was full, GV!
Bring it back.
I don't I don't even know where my credit card is Apple Pay and
It worked.
Did it work?
Hello?
Oh wait.
Alright.
See I'm no fucking scammer man.
Okay but I don't know why my credit card doesn't...
The record doesn't...
Did my chat just fucking die? What the fuck happened?
I can't see anything.
Wait, why the fuck is it incomplete because it has the right info?
Can you give me one? No!
I don't get it, and now I'm broke, man!
I don't get it, I'm broke.
I mean not really could you just get it you get like more than half of it back honestly wait
what I'm not into that oh shit you know thank you guys for the subs bug jay
I don't got up, then now I'm broke.
I thought I was a lot richer, but I guess not.
I'm fucking broke.
All right.
All right.
How does that set to the D1?
What the hell?
I don't get it.
Set to go is 4x your LP care to comment. Nope.
It was invested. I thought I was actually rich enough. Like after playing time breaker
for two rounds but I'm for sure not rich enough because you know the only
best that I have is the Vex that I got I'm kind of just poor like if I take
invested I get an extra three you know six six rolls 12 gold plus 50 gold like
I don't actually win this game if I take invested like if I if I took invested
I don't actually win that game yes
Oh
So was it vestibular the chair I said you were mean to him apologize nope
Yes, we all knew it was invested low
My board is so bad.
I don't understand why I don't just roll any, I just keep commenting that I just roll an 8 with altar.
I probably just win the game.
I probably don't win the game, but my spot is actually good.
Varus Dread.
The Boar.
The Belved.
Pretty sure invested is an instant click from invested fucking sucks that oven is ass
I mean it's better than the whatever the fuck I took a my spot
They are pay
Caitlin Jack's this
Rod, Bo, Rod, Bo, is he okay guys?
Is he okay?
What is the new patch guys?
Something something the ha ha shrug middle, Zellorino, I can't finish this quickly, this
one looks pretty good.
I mean if I can just win straight around 4 early mid game it's just a GG.
Uh, you and Garbage, and I'm Talon's Pair, and then if I just fight Openers, I can farm one gold.
Uh, it's Boar.
So maybe I can get dropped to Lulu when I can farm two gold at a turn.
And GG.
Honestly, I'm kind of down for Sub-Service and then just get Nudu Zaya, and I just farm four gold at a turn.
Holy shit! That would be an instant win!
What the fuck?
So little plate for big game and then I'm not gonna boot your back or be the other one, I mean it's not even bad, but it's only because I have a lot of what's it called, only because I have this thing, and then I'm just going fast time, I mean this game's a guaranteed outpour, I will not be giving you any subs so I can play that.
So play Jax, GG.
I don't see how I can lose a single round.
50 subs if you bought 4, nope.
But I genuinely don't understand how I can buy 4 in this one.
I mean, I farm 1 gold here and then oh my.
Sniper plus 1, Jax 2, Talon 2.
Bro, this is the only way I can lose!
Wait, what?
I just get scared by Talon, man!
Shaxe 2? I mean I had talent too, that's for real.
Oh, he's got it.
Old man with a lamp, come at me.
I'm gonna get it.
Level FAMOUS. Didn't scale. I mean it doesn't matter. I mean no matter what I'm leveling.
I didn't take so little play to lose, the other authors are assed.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck is that sound?
Holy, I can feel that from the hallway, really?
I
Get one gold here, that's pretty good
Jax to and I just went every round
or
the talent
Honestly, I can just I can just end my stalling but honestly
Orn over this
Briar next in I
Could I did my stalling but then
Now I'm not telling anyone I'm sure I mean it's too good
All right, I just level for rogue if I win this round G
That's what I said last time, I don't want to eat.
2% health, 10, 80, and 80, 4 more is 8% health.
I can't how can you bought for from the spot please let me know how how I
Got a Victor and a pike
Love belt
Mmm...
Makin' 30? I'm farming too gold per turn.
Uh, let me play HR over this, and then I can hold this, maybe.
Just look. Missed Ornn too! It's not even good to upgrade, man.
What's tankier? Ornn 2 or Jasky? It's not even fucking close, by the way.
So even the Rage Raiders can't even... Like, even the Rage Raiders can't even say fucking Ornn 2.
But either way, that doesn't matter, like even if there was a triple orange I'd be human, I'm gonna get shit, fuck no you wouldn't.
What? I missed 20, missed 30, missed 40, missed 50, leveled missed 40 again, then I leveled missed 30 again, missed 40, and now there's Orc crossing 50.
What?
Rage bait? Rage bait? I mean, just look at my spot, man.
I can't hold Caitlyn, and Caitlyn is actually not bad because I get no lid.
I can also just not care about TF.
Honestly TF2 is also pretty good.
I can also just do this and just frag it or roll.
Honestly, it can't reset.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's too good.
Uh, I'll probably sell it in a little bit more.
Okay, then.
Fuck you too.
Jax, too.
I can end the game with this as my primary tank and instill helpful.
The unit is broken.
It's legit, bro.
How are you 1-4% these LBs?
Asphyxia, underscore BLR, I can BLR your account right now
and I can tell you we're a hard-stuck fucking tier 7 player.
Who the fuck are you adding?
Not me, I hope, man.
Get BLR the fuck out of your name.
Pissing me off.
Who didn't at you, man?
Okay, well, you was trying to rage rate me, man.
Okay, Lulu, Lulu, Ziya, Morticizer, Vigor Paired, Belt Chain Tear, great man, Tear Chain Play
Around Glove.
I mean I could just make Guard Loyal Val and just make Guard Breaker and then worry about
items waiter but that sound is not that good
Gwen 16 to level
I mean I don't really want to make guard breaker honestly
Fuck that.
Don't go over to him and put it on.
Oh great, this is nice.
And now he has RedBugVal, BF, Sniper plus one.
And this is the only guy I can lose to man.
I just got fucking people scammed again.
Is it a bad one actually?
Oh nice, nice, nice, nice.
Care package, game 21 gold, I don't even know what that is, and Gwent 2, Abode Love,
that's really good, Gwent 2 is also good, there's also a Lulu.
I mean I can farm one extra gold if I play Lulu over Cade.
So then I lose Nova.
I guess I have Last Whisper now.
He's right. And I'll hold onto this though.
And what does this do?
Absolutely nothing.
And 1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4 if I win 5.
Alright. I mean that's not really good.
Gintsu Last Whisper, Gargoyle, Valveld.
I mean just look at my spot.
How can I bot for this spot? How can you bot for? I farmed two gold to turn if I
win by the way. Oh great, Leona 3, Nasus 3, Vanguard Timo 2, Gensu Gs, every
fucking item no-demand slam and the Vanguard Timo actually is good.
It's not even marking the fucking chemo.
Oh, okay, nice.
I know.
Switch it.
And...
I honestly am not going to use the things I love with a 7 for this.
So now I lose I lose four volt
Or I lose I lose three gold, but I gain answer to so I actually lost
I'm gonna lose 2 gold, I don't want to do that, bro, honestly fuck Bastion, I have
fuck 1 2, and I can just make, I mean, isn't going 2 actually good?
If uh, this bastard didn't even do anything, honestly.
Not really.
I have Garboid.
Who the fuck cares?
Not me!
And I mean, no one cares how fucking dumb ass Rammus.
I mean, I think I'd rather actually play my streak, because I already have a streak.
And I'm kind of going to just play strongest.
And I lose like two gold, but who the fuck cares?
If I streak with the Nukul, it's just GD.
I think I lose three gold actually, but I'm not going to streak.
I'm pretty sure with this board I'm stronger, right?
Surely I bought it's actually in sync for a fucking 364 surely. I'm strong
By the way, I mean if I lose any I would have gone old anyway, like who the fuck cares
I can't
I'm never playing that vertical star, uh, whatever. I think I'm competitive by this guy, which is I'm just gonna fucking send it.
One, two, three, four, five, Lulu. I mean, I could play Lulu too.
Except if anything, I'm just gonna play this, and I just play a fucking meaningless board.
What I just want to one ball the thing is this guy's on my pool and he has a Ziya and we're going to be exacting
I'm just nothing more important than what's it called
Another bow.
I have a giga, Zyra.
There's level 7. He's probably about to send it unless he's re-rolling, or she's not.
whatever playing move on board
I'm playing jacks
I'm playing nar too
maybe
vow vow you can try
alright I just have to choose my game first
I mean if I were to confess N-Dollar
I mean the only thing that matters is Nunu2
and then it doesn't matter I'm playing fucking snipers
If I just roll here, I'm already guaranteed top 3.
Guaranteed top 2, like a 9 for what?
To fucking roll for doing a 9? Nope.
Good thing.
Maze's will, you have my bro.
Kahuna, Huna, Electro Charge.
Clockwork Accelerator.
Kahuna, Huna, this Kahuna is gonna shift.
Yeah, first site.
I mean, surely I'm done rolling on that.
Like, what the fuck am I rolling for?
I hit a jit, which is the best thing I could have hit, and a new new, and honestly, Jack
Stewart is nothing wrong with that.
Alright, no, I'm going nine, no, I know I said...
What is this?
Four Star Geyser for an extra gold?
I mean, this is that plus...
What is this?
Absolutely nothing.
I mean, my board is actually good, man.
Please tell me what the fuck I'm rolling for.
Nothing I will be nine on five one and sending it to zero did he do to hopefully not I mean ten golden
He has one Ziya zero new
Upgrades I mean my board is fucking nasty. I don't understand what I'm going for
Okay, honestly, it's probably still real just because it's poor
But I can go nine and roll for like blitz two
But honestly it is boring and contested and honestly here's zero and I can just go renewing to Ziya two and then go nine
I could do that, but I found a gym though. Okay, honestly, it's probably actually correct. My level 9 doesn't even fucking matter.
Okay, but if I hit Ziya too, then...
I didn't see a single Nunu. Okay, Ziya too, nice.
I mean, no Nunu, it's kinda fine, honestly.
I'm not even convinced this is that much weaker.
Am I playing margona on my board?
Probably not.
Aw great, this guy's not fucking even what's it called, cash out.
The Linus Lament.
Who's our alert?
Samira 3 Linus Lament.
Bob Jane. Bob Jane.
I mean, isn't this fight actually insanely close considering what I'm fighting?
Yes. I mean, this one talent is a...
is a... is a... an extra 6% health and 580 and AP, that's pretty good.
I mean, you didn't even give me a new nul and tier bold BF.
I take double, I mean, we could also just give me the stupid ass fucking Ziya something worth it.
What I get? Absolutely nothing, it's fine.
And let me see, this guy's spot, he has one new new, one Ziya, zero gold.
And that's pretty good, I'm making 20, I'm getting care package on 5, 1, J.
I mean, wasn't that quite actually absurdly close?
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Bardo?
I mean, I'm not even convinced that this is stronger though.
And maybe a positionary.
So good.
They also give a gamer for it.
But then I probably want to play Nautar for that one.
But not really.
I mean I'm probably dropping CD at 9 actually.
farming me, some gold me, I got a Nami.
Did you have Nami too?
Nope.
I'll be holding this then, fuck you.
And...
Morgana.
Like I probably, like the thing is,
there's no reason to play what's it called
cause I'm gonna play Shentu.
Shentu.
Like, technically I could play Blitz 2, Shentu, Blitz 2, Samira, and then I just level up like
we're gonna do...
NAR RAMMUS BETTER!
Yup, let's itemize fucking NAR RAMMUS when I'm zero items on fucking Bardo!
Let's play 3D PULP!
About Jamp!
Aw, great!
Vigor?
Or not, Vigor.
Victor 3 with fucking...
Equipations.
I can't.
I can't, my board got one shot.
Nice, man. Where'd my entire board go? Does anyone know?
Victor3 with zero econ augments. He has zero econ augments?
And he's just Victor3, I haven't seen it in a test.
He's just Victor3 on 4-6. Zero econ augments, 30 gold left.
Like, this game is just dogshit, man. I cannot.
My work is not done.
I
Suck you
Oh wait I'm getting, oh I kinda waited cause I'm getting, I mean surely I don't get that
fucking one dog cash out that gives me one component.
Yes?
Like surely I get two component cash out.
Oh nice.
Lucky item chest.
Uh, DV is pretty good.
Maybe I do play towards, because I'm not going to hit Nunu 3, and I'm not going to hit Nunu 2.
So maybe I actually do play towards Naurikorps, that idiot.
And then I can just go through to Enbardo, but am I really hitting Nunu 3 this game? Probably not.
My tank is a fucking Jax.
It's not even that mouse, honestly, and I can't do the fucking jacking.
That's what's good.
Stop one more.
And just solo link.
Creeps.
Hoppies.
I just realized I'm out of I'm out of her boobers. Hello! I have the open cell Jax too, but it seems actually good.
So I can't even swap items off Jax unless I hit another Jax, but I actually kind of like Jax too a lot.
If I knew the two, I would just find the jacks, or three.
Nar?
Or Rammus?
I'm at level, I'm all in, yes sir.
Bro, he's so lucky, it's fighting me one turn before I all in, man.
Fuck you.
This Jax human is fucking different.
Actually he's noob 2, 3rd HP.
Okay, honestly, should I just leave him to die then? Is he dead next turn?
And then I can actually hit noob 2.
Fuck you.
Chin on 8, how lucky is this guy? I mean, I would have just rolled deeper then.
If I didn't find this Chin. What do you mean?
I mean, yeah, like, I mean, it is lucky I guess, but...
Are you dead?
Alright.
So long as this bow remains, I live.
What does that idiot look like?
No, I can't I mean I guess I will have three items on this clown
Oh, great, Victor 3.
Palm Camp.
Oh, nice.
My Noodle 2 with solo plate double bow?
One shot.
Oh, my.
How, man?
Oh man
I don't got it.
I don't got it.
What's two?
Alright, here we go.
I'm not a local now because I actually hit the gym too so now I don't even mind hitting
the rammy stew.
I could also just drop, drop, drop, shed, no, it's too far, now I actually have three items.
I mean, even if I steal dragons, that isn't good.
I feel like my board is just legit gone.
I miss the jacks, I mean if I hit blitz 2, I mean it's not even better if I'm playing
board carry.
I fucking can't
Is this a manorigen? One manorigen?
That's pretty good
2 new fast, false champ, that's one, you bad, and, and, where is the stupid ass blitz
Let's do it man.
Oh.
Stargazers gain something,
allies in the power gain 8% health, 8 ADs.
Stargazers gain more.
Okay.
I mean this matchup he's playing that, so I just need to actually spread out my team.
Let me put some units over here.
So hopefully this Victor doesn't just one-shot my entire board.
Like it one-shots one unit and then it has to ult over here, sure.
Sure.
Ah, that's crazy.
Oh, great, my whole board's on.
Oh, nice.
Like how, man?
Bro!
Like how can you even click this bro?
He clicks spreading roots into whatever the fuck that is, into triple combat, into victor
3 on 4-5 with 30 gold.
I thought you said victor is cool.
I mean yes it's cool if I play it, but then when other people play it it's so OP man.
He has triple fucking combat and hit victor 3 on 4 or 5.
With 30 gold.
Hog champ 300 LP, you're not washed anymore.
And...
You're 12 hours.
Gee.
I don't even know why I don't have a part of the ggbri, he just comes in and just fucking
yaps at me.
Are you guys from Europe?
Or are you guys from North America?
4am?
EST?
EU?
EU?
If you're from NA, what are you doing up if you don't mind me asking?
I work the night shift.
If you work the night shift, can you just AFK on your phone and just watch Twitch?
Yeah.
No LeMau.
Yep.
Yes.
It's Sunday.
Okay.
Well, people can work on Sunday, man.
People from NA actually work instead of just fucking working four hours a day in
Europe EU teeth
For each meeting no, it's not reach me. I'm not even really reading this with the u teeth. What can you say?
That's not really
I'll follow this path until the end.
In Paris, coffee doesn't open until 9am. Explain that to me.
Explain... No, please. I would love to know how you're allowed to open your coffee shop at 9am.
I would love to...
Let's say you go to work at 6am and you want coffee in the morning and you don't want to make it yourself.
You're just...
You're just sitting there...
Wait, I don't get it.
In Paris people don't work at 6 a.m. That's what I that's what I said in Germany if
If on Google the restaurant closes at 10 p.m. Why does the kitchen close at 6 30 p.m?
Explain that to me
You can't you can't you cannot it's just a ut
I can't
And a belly is saying this and a hamburger GG man you got
You got me man. Oh, thank you and a hamburger. I mean I mean whatever man
I got a timebreaker on two one. It doesn't even fucking matter you ass
I was not reaching me, what did I get, brawler plus 1s.
lock scyops am I just playing brawler yee brawler yee yay
I
Love that didn't kill see
The vertical replicator it's so good
It's so good.
So no one ever lost.
What is this Yi with the Scyle Shit?
Master Yi, I'll go for a loser, or a brawler.
Brawler emblem, and Master Yi items.
Ten sample size.
Oh, this item is Giga negative.
G, G, kills.
It says it's G, A. Do I trust that?
Why is there no sample size on anything?
Pro-check order if it's a tax to max HP, follow Leona, Ginsu's Exodia, GG.
If I get like a rogue, I'm kinda down to just drop the Stargazer.
Like the moment my board actually turns good, I'm just dropping this trash.
I'm just playing the strongest.
I feel like my board is like way over right now.
I mean, I could play this over these two.
I wouldn't have these ODs, these fuckers.
This Talon unit?
Shit, not really.
It's so fucking broken.
What does this mean? It's DPS.
Buy 3 rolls, R-Rig of Soul with 3 mana regen.
Cloak Cloak Teardrop, Tear Chain Cloak.
3 mana regen.
Take it easy.
This has to be some sort of fucking bad deal, man.
Can't even twisit bait.
Jax.
Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?
For all their B-claws?
Am I forced to play atrox?
Let's finish this quickly four bruiser plus an eight rocks for shred
I mean honestly what I want to build last was for it impossible because if I don't have
to play this I mean I guess Shen's pretty good, okay nevermind Shen's pretty good.
Like Gragas, Maokai, Maokai, ABC, Maokai, Maokai, Maokai, Maokai, Tom Kench, Yi,
No, why don't I just play Urgot?
Because I might play Kindred Duo probably, so if I'm playing Bellbeth or Marauder, then
I might as well play Urgot.
Where is this?
Bellbeth, Urgot, Kindred.
Masking ween.
This is for Bruiser.
I need to drop, but like, I don't know who to drop, and then I kind of want to play
Atrons and then I also need to play shit
Belt bone belt here belt belt belt bone here a colleague
rogue
If I go belt tier, play around bow, belt.
Uh, this one was in the same spot yesterday and dropped Malchi.
Okay, I just dropped Malchi for 8 drops.
I mean, the thing is, I might actually be able to build Shred this game.
Because I have belt, because I have belt and a bow.
So I can go cloak plus red buff, but I need to finish a third item on D, and it's probably
going to be like, yeah, Malkai's pretty good, is the thing.
I don't get it.
What the fuck do I draw?
I don't get it.
I'm lost.
I don't get it, I mean Kench is kinda, this unit is just broken, I can't, Gragas cuz
her item is shit, this is the best item I have man, Gragas cuz her item is shit, broke,
what?
I mean this item is just trash, I can go brawler, shoujin, half GA, no, Epoch, best
friends.
It's armor good in this lobby?
Brawler Zed is Biss. That's good.
It's OP. It's bugged.
Okay, the fact that he said it was bugged means it's not bugged.
Fuck you.
It's broken wait wait I actually want to take it if you said anything else if you said anything else
I would have taken it no cap but when dish some says it's bug that just means he's trying
to fucking bait me into playing with no GA
Let me go check, actually.
Broiler? Zed? Zed items broiler, I'm wrong.
Seven sides ten.
It's negative two delta!
I think it, wait, like, wait, is that,
with the has to be bugged?
Wait, that has to be bugged.
It's banned in 44.
Wait, it's 10 sample size?
Is it actually?
No.
Items, brawler, emblem.
10.
It's 57 games.
Average is at 2.14, with a 56% win rate.
Okay, but honestly, isn't it actually good?
Because then I can actually learn how to play the game.
He's right.
3 Nova.
I have 6 rolls, 20 to level, and then I have a low.
Okay, wait, who do I drop by the way?
I don't get it.
W, not bug abusing, yes, see?
Like, nice man, I get to play a comp that's negative 2 delta, nice.
I mean if it's something that's negative 2 Delta by the way, it's bugged for sure.
But uh, do you just drop Malkai for Hrox?
And this is just my board.
Wait, wait, how do I- Wait, what?
I can't even fit this.
You might identify an unsuspecting interaction.
Shadowclaw's weak spawn was significantly higher HP than intended.
Okay, it's bugged for sure.
See, I'm no loser, buddy.
Okay, wait, what- Wait, hello?
I ability is stunned.
I mean it's basically so I can 4-2 for a minute or so, but then I'm anti-heal, then I play
around bow, I bail bad.
Wait, I don't get it!
Hello!
How do I play my board?
Can anyone just fucking help me real quick?
You're the pro.
You won't...
level 8 board. Wait, this is 6 bruiser half. Oh wait, wait, this is 8. Wait, 1, 2, 3. Wait,
this is just the board. This is 8 units. Oh, I just opened the mouth-eye. Oh wait,
is the mouth-eye actually pretty good? No. Wait, this is, wait, how, I swear? This was 8 units
before, or 9 units before. I mean, this is just the board. Wait, no, no, no, I swear,
this was 9 units before. Am I fucking stupid? No, no, no, I chose it now for sure,
I think.
Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shit?
Okay, well now-now what?
Oh, dammit!
I'm sure that plays shit.
Okay, so who do I not play? Do I just not play a Kindred? Do I even have items for Kindred? Well, I'm playing Brawler E, it's actually good.
I mean, I'll see if I minus your conjures.
Yeah, it's 10 AS, which is pretty good.
If I could summon that 3, I could also just play 3.
Dude, I don't know which conjures.
I'm playing an interesting turn, I'm telling you that.
I would rather FF than not play what's it called.
I can also just not play Akali and Urgot, and I just don't care about precision for
Malachi. And this is a, I mean, this is for sure about the level 8. Oh, I want to just
play this. Oh, oh. I know how to play that thing. Kintsu on what's his name? What? Kintsu
I don't want to need on what's it called.
Well then I don't really want to go hodge if I'm building.
Hmm.
I mean I'm not trying to build hodge ever.
I don't want to do too much.
What do I do?
I can also just not play a trucks and it's good to have crack in and then half
like QS I guess
I never played Pantheon, no.
I was like, what side are you on?
15D, 35AS.
Is that kinda good?
I'm now fighting Nunu, 2, fucking space bro, Riven.
When do you think this guy all in, by the way?
When do you think this guy all in?
Bro, like, in this game-
Oh my fucking god, this fucking 4-1 all in, fucking bullshit, man.
One two three bucking one two three four. I mean that's pretty good
Hunter staffs ascension who's your back?
Is this run of the go fast line
three more out
I'm in my front line is so bad but I'm kinda down to see a fight
you have a fucking choke on my board
Okay, I should probably just roll into a like, two turns.
I mean, if I go nine, is my board actually better?
I mean, yes.
Cause I can probably just not play Malachi and just play like...
I've been to something, but I'll try to play Urgot first, like, a colleague, and I found
a key card.
I don't know how do I play this?
I'm sure I'm not rolling here.
I don't even have an item.
I have a fucking chogat on my board though.
I actually think I don't have a profit to roll in that strat, honestly.
I can just roll for Kindred too.
Kindred too, hopefully I can find Tompkins too, out of nowhere.
Malkai too is a big upgrade, Braggas too is a big upgrade, HRS too is a big upgrade.
Oh, we've just seen the medic and we don't ask.
Bold Love.
47.
Another bow.
Anti-whatever the fuck with the belt.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with the Last Whisperer.
I don't really want- Okay, I'm just gonna take this.
It's not a bad guard breaker.
Tom Kench.
Oh, I'm rolling for sure.
Guard breaker.
Okay, well, I'm not rolling for sure.
Never mind.
I picked it up.
I thought I was gonna get- Oh, shit.
I probably just gonna go like ginsu bow something something
Yeet, paired, paired, alright and I was level I could drop Malkai for Urgot and it was like
URR9.
That even stronger, they're just playing like a legendary.
I didn't even know this guy was in the lobby, or I would have sent the fucking 2-0 last
for a minute.
I did not kill, I've not killed a single unit in 10 decades.
I don't get it. Test. I don't get it.
I don't know. Megan also dropped Gragas for fucking nothing.
I don't get it.
What am I even leveling for? A stupid ass Vex?
1, 2, 3 buffing 1, 2, 3, 4, 68, then I might as well like I just I'm losing every fucking
round.
I mean that round I just fought I mean isn't that actually a fluke?
I just fought a I just fought the fucking cash out like isn't my board actually good?
And I'm pretty sure my board is actually good.
And now I just roll for a G item plus a cloak.
I can't kill a single unit.
This jargon died.
I'm not gonna upgrade this, it's Cloak plus uh, okay honestly GA plus Ginsu Titan's Guardbreaker
that's pretty good.
I was gonna go Cloak but this is too good.
And what is it, 60th level?
68.
I'm gonna go titan them and cheat them all off, I don't know I can see carries, I should
find.
Okay, how's it looking?
How's it looking?
My makeshift armor is buffing 3 one-store idiots.
Alkite, Gragas, Eatrox.
What's my next in? Some 5 costs?
60th level?
No, listen. If I went Zed, isn't that just bugging using?
Yes, it is. That's not even a real win.
That's not even a real fucking win and you know it.
It's not a feature. It's a legit bug. It's negative to Delta
You feel good taking that you might as well just fucking bug abuse on everything. I mean he's right
I was kidding is actually a demon. Good job finger. Okay
I'm gonna grab a suit that should be nice.
Gintu, Guardbreaker, Titans, GA, Brawler, whatever the fuck.
I can also play Racer where it is.
I'll probably shoot you down this way.
Yes, it could have been a first, but what do you learn playing that?
What do you learn?
Please let me know what you learn playing a fucking bugbed interaction.
You get LP and that's it.
So what happens when they fucking nerf or they bug fix the bug and you're just sitting
there with no knowledge?
GG!
Oh, great. I'm fighting Victor to reach.
Oh, god.
Oh, good job. Good job.
Great. This guy is in my pool.
I can't. Honestly this Titan is actually looking nasty.
I mean it's getting the full, I mean the only thing I'm willing to replace it with is like,
is like, what am I even bold for?
I don't even want to drop Maokai due to that.
Okay I was going to say crack it, and I hit the crack it.
I'll just go Titan's plus this honestly, and I'll just guard break it as an idiot, I don't
really want to lose though, I'll make sure it's going to go well.
It's not even that, it's actually good.
I guess this Titan's actually good, I'm just going to use it right now.
I'm fighting D-claw...
Against full AD, my entire board died instantly.
Psych! US!
Okay, so what happens when I fight this guy?
I could play Fiora or Ergot over... but it has to be like Fiora too, like Ergot and then Fiora over this, and that's my board, but I can also play like Akali...
I don't know why I was trying to find board, I mean where is I even at?
It's just if I fight this guy I'm screwed.
If I fight this guy I'm screwed.
I'm fighting his clone.
Echoing bat blades?
Flicker blade.
Like a pro.
Ahhhh!
I don't get it.
I mean maybe I can win.
I did get a lot stronger last time than the last time I fought.
Maybe it's just bugged on me.
Maybe I can win.
I did get a lot stronger last time, but maybe it's just bugged on me.
Yeah, that does not look very bugged.
Like, bro, like, I could listen.
Isn't it actually respectable that I don't just bug abuse for a free burst?
What do you learn?
What do you learn?
Please tell me what you learn.
If something is anything greater than like negative 1.2 delta, it's bugged.
Like, any item in the game being more than negative 1.2 is bugged.
Prospo on Xayah has even higher win rate and you would definitely play that, yes.
But that's not a bug, that's just imbalanced.
What did I learn in that game?
I actually learned a lot because sometimes you're spreading roots of Brawler plus one
and I feel like that board was actually good.
I mean it's actually a bad beat.
I'm playing fucking the catch out.
I was actually winning like a good amount of rounds but sometimes you fight what's it
called catch out or not what's it called catch out.
Sometimes you get spreading roots Brawler plus one.
Sometimes you get the frontline foundation Brawler plus one and sometimes and just
getting your breath on Brawler or Yi because I feel like that's like probably like
the most frequent line you're going to play, it's good.
But if I actually do that, there was the anime catcher,
I was just gonna choose 0 or 4 or 2.
You just proved your own point is what?
How is me not taking a known bugged interaction and playing a standard TFT game bad?
I don't understand.
You would much prefer it.
Like if you are a fucking casual and you're just sitting there trying to have fun,
I mean sure, like whatever, just take the brawler's ed and just, congrats man, nice first.
But I actually care about fucking learning man.
Like this game, I mean, I'm not gonna make Stargazer plus one again.
This shit is fucking trash.
I mean, this game, I should have taken it invested.
Like I'm going fast and I don't have enough money.
I mean, I learned a lot.
I mean, this game, I mean, I just went eight.
I mean, this game, I learned that I should probably, honestly, use this fucking open.
Why do you think I was lying about this, bud?
No, they're still, you fucking piece of shit.
Don't try to play fucking stupid.
Every time I ask you if something is good,
you just try to, you just say the fucking one
where you can learn as well.
You just want me to fucking be your sheep
so you can learn as well.
Don't even fucking try to act stupid.
Like, let me give an example actually.
What is something where you just said to me,
like, fuck it, like, no, no, no, no.
Nice try, nice try, buddy.
I mean I would instantly win the game no examples bro never have okay that's a
I don't get it.
Not seeing any examples!
I'm tired it might actually make it it until
All right, I'm gonna stream until until the Raptors game, yeah
What is that 1 p.m?
It's bug abusing in these stream less than 12 hours on Twitch
It's in 8 hours, in 15 minutes.
When even...
Who else is playing tomorrow?
It's Cavaliers, Raptors, Spurs, Blazers, and Celtic 76ers.
K.D. will come back trust, or I'll suck my own dick on screen if the rockets come back
from a 3-0 deficit.
You will know your place.
That's not even possible. You just RNG 1 win, and it's over.
Surely they can RNG 1 fucking win. It's not even good.
Can't be honest.
Do you like deck building games?
Yes.
What's that?
Fresh easel.
The fountain.
The fountain.
Is the fountain good into Lulu?
What's the best one for Lulu?
Oh, no.
No back of destiny.
None.
Okay.
I mean, is this not a Lulu game, bro? I'm trying to play some Lulu, man.
Can I just play Lulu?
Alright, can someone go into meta TFT and then go to Lulu 3-3 item and then tell me which
one is the best starting user?
Do it yourself, buddy.
Ah, I'm out of ammo.
I will remember your name and shout it to the heavens.
Throne up, Link.
I mean, isn't it actually the game with too much value? Yes?
Like, I'm about to just have three-star everything.
Wait, how many shots?
If I want to play Victor, like what's a unit I can play for an extra roll?
That say is the fountain, like on your life it's the fountain.
You're not fucking lying.
Yes, it's fountain by 4.
Alright, give me a number crunch then.
Like, I want to see the number crunch before I believe you.
7-mountain is greater than 5-mountain is greater than 3-mountain.
Star, star, star. Okay, honestly, that sounds pretty believable.
Alright, I'm in.
I got this.
I'm in, I'm in.
Minus 0.2 delta. All right, good one.
Like, I can actually just roll for Milio 3. Is it items? Oh, I need items.
Minus 0.3 delta.
Jax, Pantheon, Milio.
wait what's the board I mean I don't care about
no wait wait how do I get four how do I get four sooner use it
or four two-classes
I play Gragas?
And then, Greg is putt.
I mean, okay, let me get these units in first.
I just don't play Malkai?
Hi, Gragas, Meepsy?
Okay, I mean...
Riven Gwen?
I need pant what do you mean? Wait what the bro? No, like no, I'm trying to knock it
This is just rage me like what the fuck is this board? It's just ass, bro
No, this is just fucking rage me like no no no
That's fucking this
I'm just gonna just play for a sec
I mean I'll just reroll something. I'll cash out and I'll reroll something, yeah?
I don't know what I'm going to reroll, but I'll reroll something.
But I'm just going to get as many rolls as possible for now.
I don't want to just lose them then you this reporter another reporter just in case
That's not what I just flyblast I'm already getting to whatever I get on
So I probably want to hold those, I'm only making 10, I'm not this side of the game, I think it's okay though.
I'm gonna have so many rolls, I'll just 3 star everything.
Okay, how do I cash this out?
Is he Lulu or Milio? Probably both.
Uh, this is Vanguard.
And I can play Choga after this.
I mean, just look how many roles I have.
Just wait, just wait.
Just settle the fuck down.
Pantheon?
Barbaro, Conduit, Fate-Leaver?
Over what I mean I need to see my cash out man after I see my cash out. Oh no
What I'm going for just wait just wait look at my gold. I have three thousand
gold just look every time I lose I gain 30 gold or six gold
I mean I'm pretty sure I want to play towards this line though and I'll just take anything
that what is this timebreaker this is
psychonic I mean I'm pretty sure I'm
always playing for this line honestly
all right how do I cash out this fucking
this thingy conduit replicator band
guard. Like, uh, Mordekaiser on this? I can also just cash it out later.
Rollin' for days, small grab bag, Bando Deeds.
Find your center and I'll enrolls.
What is this brawler, and that's it brawler conduit
Replicator hope to level I can you a trucks plus mouth guy
I can't I
I also can't even set my items until I see my oh my from what am I doing?
What am I doing GG?
One two three four, I mean at least I'm getting what's it called. I mean I can just cash out later
I don't really want a little discernment. It's too expensive
No, no, just look at my gold everyone look at my gold
When when I cash out and I know what I want to reroll
It's just a TP to three-star just look just look
Good good bro. Just look just look look at the amount of fucking rules
I have it's about to be a fucking straight TP the three-star everything. I just don't know what I want to roll
I'm trying to cash this fucking
This fucking trick was that
Great his anime great
I mean, it's 12 to level jacks, trucks, bro, does does my original board have six straights?
It does, right?
the standard board just has six strings.
Like no matter what I'm pre-rolling this.
Yes, eight rocks, twisted fate,
jacks,
Pantheon, Milio,
Maokai, Lulu,
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
All right.
I mean, I'm broke as fuck, but like not really.
Holy, there's a Maokai on my shot, bro.
I'm definitely going mouth-eye 3.
Alright.
Alright.
He cashed out a 300 and I'm just sitting here just doing nothing.
19 rolls.
The next time you start with champion, game...
I mean how much money am I losing by leveling here?
Not that much.
Cause I can just...
I mean I gained one roll.
That's pretty good.
Alright I stack two and then I just all in.
What is Lulu three bits like him?
I can also go double Nashor JG and if I go double Nashor JG, I can go double Nashor
that. No, I don't really like that. Because then my frontline is completely fucked. I
can't kill these two belts. All right, I'll stop one more GG. I mean, it's probably just
show it in red buff and then I'll move the red buff eventually. I'll show you the
natural GG and then I'll bow bow. I don't need voice-off. Okay, honestly, it's probably
just show the natural GG and move the red buff eventually. And then I just go
belt belt belt and then go malchitem just look at the amount of roles I have can
everyone just just look at the amount of roles I have is this just a gg or what
probably I didn't fight this guy wait I did no I didn't I didn't fight him and
he's about a cash out of 500 or 300 and I mean it's always war logs and I
I didn't go, uh, like, far away off on that guy.
But I didn't fight this guy...
Before he hits nothing, that's not even possible.
I have, look at my gold.
Okay, but I didn't fight this guy, and he just cashed out 300.
Alright, I need to find 1 TF in GG. It only works on neutrals. It only works in player
combat, don't worry. After feeling 6 something, something, game over and something. Alright.
Millio, Wormog's Gargoyle, Chain Cloak Belt here.
Alright, how's it looking?
I mean it's looking pretty good.
15 rolls.
four jacks that each rocks do
Okay, I mean I probably can't go Jaster because this guy is just six. All right, how's it looking?
What I get
Vanguard plus one, is that good?
I mean I get free brawler, or like free AP.
That's not even bad.
Baron's lair, golden gamble, radiant, whatever the fuck, Baron's lair.
Maokai, Lulu.
Can I play you over...
All right, can I go pantheon 3 no, it's not even worth it
Okay, I'm definitely going that three how do I play new do I just not play I mean I'm
going middle of three for sure though and then Jackson's Bastion
Do I just not play them or I mean I can report it. Oh
Great, I'm fighting the cash out. Please this even the cash out
No, I just got 30. Oh, I didn't kill a single unit
What
This isn't even the cash out. I didn't kill a single unit
There are tears actually good because I'm going million three man. Oh
Oh
Why does it look like I'm going eight also why do I have no copies six more rolls
I have a total of four mouth guys
I
Was what are we doing is that no no shields?
One two and now I'm fighting cash out. He has ice armor
I have four malchis my front line is malchi two
My front line is malchi two
no no no no I'm done I'm done I'm done playing fountain I don't know I'm done
playing fountain this shit my scores on fountain are just 88888888 this shit is
trash
I don't even think I can roll it 15 times
If you go to my match history and just search Lulu, my scores are legit 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8,
8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8,
Is this 8th actually my fault?
Like yes it's my fault that I chose to play this dog ass line, but as soon as I locked
this dog ass line, is this actually my fault?
Bro, like, like how, I don't understand what you're supposed to do.
This line is fucking trash.
Your tank is not tanky.
Your Lulu doesn't do damage.
No matter what, no matter what you're 8th.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
You inspired me to log in and win.
You are trash.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I'm a little three used to be pretty decent, but I think she got nerfed and now he sucks
My poor soul bad.
Let me see if I can, hold on, cut these out tools.
Let me see if I can search.
Stargazer plus one, Mountain Lulu, 8.
The same fucking dog-ass re-roll, oh, I went 6.
Malkai 3, Milio 3, Jax 3, Lulu 3 for a 6.
I mean, this is fake, this is Mountain.
Like, this is not actually a Lulu game.
Oh, great, Lulu 3, 8 again.
Oh, would you look at that.
Oh, wait, oh, this is actually Sniper plus one, 8.
And what is this?
I mean, this is Mountain, so it's fake.
What is this?
Probably Mountain.
What is this?
Mountain with Lulu 8?
What is- oh wait, wait, what's 4th?
Lulu 3 4th.
Plog Jam?
And, I mean this is Mountain.
But then more gains is that that's actually all I played.
I only have- and how many reallys do I have of Lulu Rural?
My scores with Lulu Rural are, honestly, it's not even bad.
I went 4th, I went 4, 8, 6, 8, 8, that's not even that bad low-key, 4, 8, 6, 8, 8.
All right starting now I'm only gonna play meta and I'll just I'll just show you guys
the easiest fucking climb of all time like this shit is just bro it's no that's not
even true man it's like you can't just sit there and just fucking like what I'm just
sitting here just hard for some fucking broken shit for fucking 10 hours straight
like bro who's doing that okay I mean I'll play the medicine but I won't bug
abuse. Yeah?
Like you can like six start-start toggle, you can you can brawl to his head that I
actually had to set up for it. Mmm what else is there?
Setzi plays for fun and he's 1k LP. How many games of Lulu is on Setzigo's
last 500 boards. The fuck is 6 Dark Star toggle? You just sit there and just spam W on your unit
and then your Dark Star fucking, it like keeps on toggling on the Dark Star between like you know
like the chosen Dark Star when you have 6 Dark Star. It just keeps on like toggling the HP
and I think the code can't code the math for the total HP on your board. Like it can't
subtract from the Dark Star like Dark Holes fast enough and then you just load up with like
20k health on both dark stars like the black holes.
I have no idea what you're saying with right games.
I'm tired not really I'm not even tired
All right, what's the plan?
All right.
All right.
just watch just watch just fucking watch I will only play
You guys think I can bop for a single game starting now? Probably not man.
Another challenger?
Challenger? Huntress?
the end of one three one is broken
oh
what is it?
there is saraka
hello
hello
let's finish this quickly
this quickly.
Patient study is pretty good, especially on Loot Street in Manama. I mean I won the game, I hit a Loot Street
augment.
I gained.
I wonder what he's going to do.
GG.
I cannot.
GG.
Yay.
Oh, nice.
Another calculated loss.
This guy's prize fighter and this is your, this is your, this is your, this is your
prize fighter.
Oh, nice. Another calculated loss.
This guy's price fighter and this is the board? Are we on fucking crack?
How can this be your board with price fighters? Surely there was a better option than this trash.
Holy fucking shit. Spencer is complete garbage at this game, I can't. No point.
Wait.
So why don't I just play Timebreaker instead of trying to fucking lose 3. Oh nice, I thought
someone else. About Jane. I mean I could also just cash out a 100 and I'm out. Like if there's
only one time in a lot I'm pretty sure you can get a 3 and still cash out 300. But I
I think there's two that are in the open.
We're just gonna get a Grieve and then plus 25 and then we need...
Oh!
I mean, that's pretty good.
The da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
The 100 items are not even that bad.
Wait, I have a question.
The um...
You know that one item, the Aurora, like the Aurora thingy?
Is that one?
Like that's not it.
Like is there a tier 1.5 weapon?
Or is that just a tier 1 weapon?
The Aurora one?
Where you shoot like the Aurora thing?
That's a tier 1 weapon, right?
Like that one is actually good.
You can just end the game with Aurora 2 on your board and it's, oh great.
Oh great, I mean the good news is I'm making 10, I think, that's what I mean.
I'm excited about that, because I can make it 20.
Because like there's no, there's no reason to even try to cash out a,
there's no reason to even cash out a Flash Lancer.
Animal loot and items, like at 200 you get Rocket Swarm.
oh wait no it's no it's it's it's own tear oh what the fuck
it does one cost real is it just wouldn't even know that it looks it's
like it's like it's own weapon or wait or wait no this is a cheer zero weapon
I don't think so, right? Or are these tier 0 weapons?
Oh, it's tier 1. Oh, okay.
Oh, I didn't even see what I had in my catch-up.
Oh, nice. Here we go with hookers.
The number... Oh, oh, oh, oh, it is a tier 1 weapon. You're right.
Oh, great. Calculate the law. It's buggering.
It's buggering.
Can you afford a tier 1 item to get a higher tier?
higher tier no man what you just you just for forge a fucking stupid ass broken
prototype or whatever the fuck and you just get a you just get a tier six weapon
like probably is this rage rate no it actually has to reach me like that no
that question actually no I'm sorry man but I have to
Where's that totally?
He was just asking.
It was a pretty dumb question to be fair, thank you. I'm aware. I think that was a pretty dumb question.
Just say no. Oh, okay. No. No, you can't.
Oh, yeah, yeah
I
Just waiting Victor
Patient is a virtue Victor
I'm not a two victors. Well, actually I think this has problems with Victor
I think it's uh, it's like they're not as good as what I'm playing.
Oh, actually I just got a golden eagle.
That was fun.
Sunbursts.
Never mind, I just had Victor do it.
I probably just won't slam anything.
I'm probably still gonna lose anyway.
Oh, I think I'm gonna lose.
Oh wait like the Victor Aurora shit. Oh, I've never even played that for before wait wait wait wait wait wait
Victor wait, it's only the board a lousy
Aurora it's probably like me see Victor
I mean it has to be plight right
Board and Rast?
Oh, do you not play Shepard?
Wait, what?
Wait, how do I play...
I
Mean at the start of the next two stages, I mean I can just get a two star five possible my golden ego. It's not even bad
What I get bars to I mean I was this I've been that bad
barred to
Meepo
Just flexible like cotton with shit
What is Bard's best items
So I'm pretty sure I need BBs, because I probably just feel like some shepherd bullshit.
He just said BFL.
Alright, June Trash, and you are garbage as well.
Briar is Briar, three anima, Mortar Kaiser.
I don't, I mean, honestly I don't even want to win.
Alright, I didn't fight him.
Alright, I'm probably just going to catch up to 200 and just call it.
I mean, I can't even make it to 300 because it's going to have that full open.
In fact, the other one is going to have the full open again.
Is that enough?
45? 40? 45?
There's no time to lose.
Should I be playing strong this after this?
Also, I don't even want to...
I don't even want to Niko the...
The...
The Bard. Cause I can just find Bard too, man.
Great, it just gave everyone...
I'm not sure if I can get the
card.
I'm not sure if I can get the
card.
I can't allow we how do you get the bar does my fucking prismatic it's not even good
I mean with these items
it's GG for sure and honestly it's probably just voice out play around and just like something
something. Can this idiot farm me something please? I mean if I sap one, the problem
is if I wind around on me, and this I sap for sure. Rocket swarm, every 30 fire, every
30 mana spent, fire, something, wait is this actually good on Corky?
And I just play Corky too old this game.
Like a random ass Corky.
And just call it a day.
I mean you can't even go for 300, it's not even 5, it's not 3 more.
I'll be fucking dead, man.
I need to play a list over something.
This guy is disguising as cool.
Okay, and then now I just roll four...
Like five meesees.
With a random corki on my board.
I mean, I can't, cause like, let's say I fight this guy. What the fuck is the plan? Please tell me.
I just have to- After I fight him, I have to stack four more.
Nice man, I just- I'm just dead.
If I lose this round then I have to sack another two more and what's that? I'm dead anyway. Like roll fucking rage bait man
I mean how much could I even roll I mean even even I don't even have to play for me
I mean, there's no I don't even want to roll that much because can't don't I'm still nine
I don't need any meaty.
Preferably Ramus.
I mean, that's another- Okay, I'm not gonna roll a little bit more.
Okay karma 2 and I just need to get this shit balled.
Alright, Void Staff.
Key Claw.
JG Guard Breaker.
Guard Breaker, Guard Breaker, okay?
And then my frontline items are non-existent.
Identical single unit.
I mean, I'm sitting here with Kaiser III.
When do you think he cashed out, by the way?
This fucking turned ya piece of shit.
24.
This prismatic is fucking worthless.
I have never taken this prismatic ever again.
Second win climb the ladder because only need to it doesn't even do anything. I need to go not anyway
Well, I was not even bad it's pretty man. I think it's pretty good
I don't even know why I'm even playing animon 2 1. Why did I even play animon 2 1?
There's two opens in the pool you can't even get to 300 ever.
I sold my timebreaker why I'm fighting me see three
and my whole board's dead what a fucking surprise
Why the fuck?
I don't even have Bastion.
Even if I find Bastion, it doesn't even do anything.
56.
I mean any Bastion, okay.
Is my board even that bad anymore?
Low key.
Like, not even low key. Like, is my board actually pretty good?
I mean, it's actually pretty good now.
Except I don't have a single frontline item.
And I also don't have anti-heal.
My board's actually good now.
Yes? I just need Rammus too, my board's good.
and then this is a I can lose this because this is just it's just a it's just so no overless
And I guess I could play like a pike over... no.
And then honestly, Soraka can see a lot, it's actually fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Like, uh, any shepherd over this, and I'm chilling, Loki.
Okay.
Okay, I mean, I hit this board, my board is actually good, yes?
Like, I hit Shen 2, Bramus 2, my board is actually good.
Can everyone confirm?
Like, Brass 2 and Bramus 2, my board is actually nasty.
Oh, God.
I just lost a primordial level 7.
I mean I don't have ramets too man.
Just look at my spot I can't.
Another bard.
What does Pyke do?
I mean I can go psionic over karma too.
Okay, I mean, no, but then I have to drop two sort of this for what it's going to do.
I don't even want this fucking piece of shit, man.
I'm locking this?
Am I actually locking- No!
This doesn't even do anything.
I don't have a two star front line.
I'm definitely not liking this in fact. I'm probably selling this for what's it called? So maybe I have to roll more. I have bow
voice that guard JG
Gs plus what is this great to go no
No
Broadchain bow belt bow belt voided void guard JG
Okay, I need premise to man
I'm not even bram is paired
Bowl belt
Bowl belt JG guard void morello plus plus one
Boyd morello plus. I mean JG guard have to be together. I
Mean boys pretty good on this unit
And the Nashor's guard JJ have to be the other so I you're telling me I'm just itemizing a fucking I
Don't even have Ramus fucking period piece of shit
Okay
It's my poor that bad now
Like if I had to sir a lally to sir me see to sir Shen to sir Ramus
Oh great, it's the fucking catch-out.
This 3-orn 3, whatever the fuck the reason.
It didn't cross 2nd wing.
Okay, the thing is, this game, I went 8, yes.
You know what it actually is.
I guarantee you, if I were off stream,
you'd think I would sit there and play Anima on 2-1.
Be honest.
Fuck no!
Anima on 2-1 is fucking ass!
It's so fucking bad!
You know what's good?
Timebreaker into Anima on 3-1!
There's two calculated loss!
You can't even cash out!
I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it.
It's not an excuse.
I could have just fucking played two time breaker.
And I would have infinite fucking money to roll.
I probably wouldn't take this,
like why the fuck did I even take
this luxury fucking cash out?
I was so rich, I was going to fight
any two star legendary I wanted on eight.
Then why didn't you?
because I don't know actually.
I don't know, because honestly, okay,
you know what the reason actually is?
It's that I guarantee you there are idiots
that sit there and still think that 2-1-anima is good.
In Challenger, how are, okay, I mean, okay, listen,
I am, you're a GM though, Challenger, bro.
2-1-anima at anything above diamond right now
is fucking ass.
Who the fuck doesn't open?
Who doesn't open?
Please tell me.
You legit have to be playing in fucking iron
for half the lobby not to be open.
The people stop opening starting 3-1,
but on stage two, more than half the lobby is open.
The only time Anima on 2-1 is good
is if somehow there's only one opener.
Because if there's only one opener,
you can probably still cash out.
But if there's two calculated losses,
How the fuck do you ever get 300?
The moment you see Timebreaker,
you just sell the fuck out of these worthless ass animas
and guarantee the rolls.
What the fuck does Anima 2.1 do?
Please tell me.
Please tell me what Anima 2.1 does.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Absolutely nothing. You're just a greaser loo streak. You're not playing Timebreaker, so you lose fucking rolls guaranteed rolls.
And if there's two opens, that's even more reason to play Timebreaker. He's fucking right.
So next time, this game is a perfect example of why Anima on 2-1 is fucking trash.
Next time there's two openers in my lobby, and I can just sell this stupid ass anima, I will.
I will do that. If this doesn't show you why anima on 2.1 is complete fucking dog shit, I don't know what the fuck does.
It doesn't do anything. You can only cash out in an evil lower than fucking gold.
How can you cash out at any ELO higher than gold, please tell me.
Not at all, not at all.
Please tell me.
How?
How?
How?
Maybe you can cash out in Platte.
But I'm pretty sure in starting even Emerald half the lobby is fucking open.
Who is he arguing with even?
I don't know, actually.
What does ANIMA 2 won't even do?
The moment you see two Calculated Losts, I don't get it.
Oh, God.
I don't want me.
I don't dare to.
I don't dare to.
Oh wait.
I won't thresh this quickly.
What is it?
What is it?
First time I've seen someone blink amatry for going eight.
Young Rico. You are going to get added to the fucking list of rage baits.
Like bro, who the... bro. What? I feel like that's not even true.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Who's open now, huh?
Who do you think me?
I mean, no fucking shit, I hit calculated loss.
Oh wait, what the?
I mean, that guy's TF for sure.
Oh wait, this guy's also TF.
I will be learning TF.
This guy's contesting Pandora's Bench TF and I'll be holding three Jax.
This guy's frontline foundation into Vanguard plus one, so he's holding Nu Nu.
This guy has Brawler plus 1 with Nashor GG, this guy's Anima 2-1.
And let me guess, no one's over for him.
About Jhin.
About Jhin.
This set is fun because you don't have to play Stage 2, not really.
Anima 2-1, GG for sure!
Yeah, not really, man.
I can't.
I can't.
Yeah, anime 2.1 is really fucking good.
No, that shit rocks.
A pub jam.
This is just fucking rage bait, man.
Can you at least admit you're rage baiting?
It's pissing me off.
I'm hungry well you're gonna order something bro how come I'm the only one opening hello
like how I guess bro I'm the only one open the convenience idiots fucking we are not
Can these idiots that are rerolling also open? Like I don't understand. How is this item getting a 300 charge?
And then when I get it, oh, two cows lost, two bulls open GG. I can't.
I don't even want to sell the jacks bear. But I need to make sure I don't accidentally beat this guy.
Oh my fucking god
I want burger
How is nowhere open
I can
someone fucking opens we can't get the five like if no one opens it is two one
anima ten lost five hundred it is right
also I'm pretty sure it's a frontline talent I'm pretty sure talent is way
tankier or does way more damage than T yet but I guess this talent is like
I'll always have her on second the one cost real is just
The one cost really just got two sugar doops, and then I can't even take this one because it's fucking steamroll
Also, since I'm open, I can't even play more altar units until I fight him, otherwise he's
going to cash out a 500, man.
Also, this probably needs to be for a mind, and never mind, because it kills Kieb and
then it has to end with a 100.
I just don't fight him!
And no one's opening!
I'm out!
I'm out this game is fucking ass I'm out like I just he's just gonna cash out 500 man
I mean it's broken when no one opens like what the fuck is this he's guaranteed 300 because I'm the only one open and
Then if I don't open he's guaranteed 500
I mean, I'll be opening until I find him, I don't go to fuck, and if I don't find him I'll just leave him to sleep, GG.
I didn't find him.
How is this even possible?
I mean, is he not guaranteed 300 because he didn't bite me?
Oh wait.
Wait, I think someone opened on him.
Yo, good shit!
Good shit!
Oh wait.
Wait, no?
No, he didn't!
No, he gave him a one-year-
I'm stupid for all like my fucking god
Nice man these fucking one-cost rulers are just sitting there
I mean, he's trying to door his bench and the other guy's early looming, honestly.
I don't care about it.
And then if I don't fucking grief him, he's just gonna get a 500 charge.
And then it's so bad to grief, because I have ult-er.
And it's not like I can win anyway, so it doesn't even matter.
Let me guess, I'm gonna play a board, and then the moment I play my board, okay is it
actually not 500?
Cause the thing is, I can actually play a board now, and now I have what to call, alright
well, let me guess, let me guess who I'm gonna fight.
I mean I have to get Ultraman 8 man.
Not gonna lie, I think you were a legit 6.5 ABB from the spot my man.
I mean I'm aware man.
And let me guess, I'm gonna fight him!
Watch this!
Watch this!
I mean, I have time breakers, so I kinda wanna play it.
Oh wait, I did.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I can actually just level for Samira next turn,
and my board is not even bad,
I just 4-1 all in with Altar.
And then, okay, it's actually fine.
But I mean, he's going to win now,
so I actually need to be like more than one life.
Or on me.
How nice, they just didn't fight each other.
200 triggers, and this guy is just getting a 3-500 charge.
A bug-chain, a bug-chain, a bug-chain, a bug-chain.
max band of bees. What's it called overflow?
Tiniest Titan fast nine sword overflow. Why spending? Every time you spend gold to
roll, Tiniest Titan fast nine sword overflow. BB, BB. I don't want to know
I don't think the fucking time is right that I'm on any for sure.
All right, jinx.
All right, DB, DB, didn't get a bow.
I can't.
Thank God I got the bow before.
Bow, glove.
Here, Chamey.
I probably should have a Forged.
Uhhh...
Yes, Lord.
Last Whisper.
Rod, Cloak.
I mean, it's fine.
This is a 4-1 all in.
Alright.
I can eat, probably.
I'm down.
Cloak, BF, Cloak, Rod, Jax, how many did I level?
Talon, TF, Poppy, Poppy, Jax, Rogue.
Let me see, oh nice.
And he got the buddy in the lucky chest.
Nice.
All right, what am I what am I what am I what what do I have a forge?
Because it's DV DV last whisper and then it's probably be up on my dual carry. I'm at her for to be a sort of and go for I
Don't know what we're for yeah, but that's just kind of the magic dodging the entire game, but I mean
But if I don't hit...
But it's still good enough I don't hit it.
Alright, let's try to sleep.
4 or 42, and then what's the start of either?
38 out of 60, exactly.
No.
Ah, great.
Let me guess when I'm gonna fight him.
Just let me guess.
As soon as he catches that one, I'll fucking apologize, J.A.N.T.
Own through-
Okay, I'll be in the portion for a while.
Recost that you own?
You, sir, have so much ego for absolutely no reason.
It is six in the fucking morning.
Please.
I am- I am going eighth again.
Can we just
Nah
Nah
Samira paired brass paired before draw to do what I guess another DB
Brass as room
I mean, the moment I fight him, I'm probably just going to...
This is another DB.
Okay, okay, nice.
And then next, and then I'm just gonna fucking roll a little bit for like, Raph's 2, Samira
2, and then I can still 4-1 all in, and hopefully I can win this next round.
And I'm still a lot of lives, yes?
Except this guy is...
Holy shit!
He has 500 charge cash out of Genji!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
To what animal bro, it's...
I got this.
I mean, is this good enough to win?
I'm kinda down to, uh, I'm kinda down to, uh, just use my Remover to see if I need to make
sure, or I want to make sure I win this round.
If I win this round, my spot's actually insane, yes?
Cause then it's one to level.
Like, sure it's not a Samira with DDG.
I mean, I sure hope not.
Except I don't think I killed a single DG Baron player and he used his full scale.
Aw, great.
No, no, no, no, no, great.
I lost anyway.
Wait?
GG! GG! GG! No, no, no, GG! GG! GG! Except it's not even good, it's 50 out of 60.
I'm just going to double, that's what I'm just going to fucking send to the true zero, I have 10 rolls.
Nunu 2, Nunu 2, Zaya 2, a Jhin.
I'm richest fuck it, I'm still 42 HP.
Chain vest. A nothing. A nothing. A Samira too. A nothing.
Ten rolls are basically pre-bubble to eat.
There's no what's it called man double tier chain
Cracking losses for TV and then double DB on that and how do I get empty empty deal? I can't
That is some we're gonna
Should I just reforge cloak then because I could also just go ginsu last was for DB and then DB DB and
Never force the cloak
DFL lucky gloves golden gambles
These are ass hold the line with no shed
I mean, this is not even very intense, but that goes cold?
Like, 8-12 cold, what'd I get?
A radiant item, exactly.
I'm not even going to allow what it's called to.
Diagon 2.
Let one pair as well.
Rammage.
You motherfuckers, man.
Radiant Sunfire Cave.
Hog Jam.
Valus Sunfire Cave, Gensu.
I need to move items. I also need Zyra II on the screw.
I'm out of the hand deal.
It is what it is.
Okay, so where the fuck is Zyra II?
Also, I don't have a jet.
Why did he pick?
Because I don't have anti-heal, man.
Like, it's- I don't have anti-heal.
And it gives me a third tank item, man.
And now, just look at my items.
They're actually good, man.
Oh, God.
He's 500 charge cash out.
I think he's one off of Galio 3.
He is.
Okay, Zaya 2 GG.
Watch this.
I'm saving a remover.
Watch this, ready?
I mean that's probably what I wanted guys.
Okay we'll have a fucking port of the last morgana on my board.
I cannot.
I cannot.
I mean my board is fucking nasty.
my board is fucking nasty and I'm still 42hp this is a guaranteed teleport
yes my board is legit disgusting even my Samira with this shit around the TV
the 10k damage I mean ideally I found the gym but I didn't find that just wait
just with my cosmetics on my Samira too I need
I mean he one man like it doesn't even matter
the news I say some of these
five shitter shitter do I don't even have a one cost
I I can't afford to lose health I can't
Wait, honestly, I'm pretty sure he's dead if he fights me.
Is there a one cost?
Is there a one cost?
I'm not rolling for that shit.
I'm pretty sure I actually killed him.
Cause his, his, it's not this, echoing fat please, is this supposed to be good and his
charismatic, his money fucking monsoon?
Isn't he just dead?
Yes!
Yo, yo, yo, he's, he's, let me find him, let me find him, please, he's dead as fuck
man!
No, he just healed the Fuhr, I have to like, just shit on him, I'm the 4-0's ass.
I mean, I'm holding one, man, I'm losing him on the whole this shit, hello?
Like, why am I playing defense when I'm 40- Okay, honestly, 42 is not even bad.
Why do you think you're duplicating tonight, you bloody fucker?
I
I shit up this guy's born is ass
Bro, she has a point G. G. No give no let me find him. Let me find him. He's dead man
No! And then now he heals!
And then he's about to actually fix his items.
What the fuck is this garbage? There's no way this is his items.
No, he's dead for sure.
He's for this ass.
Okay, I'm starting to think I don't beat him because this fight was surprisingly really
fucking close.
And I thought this guy's board was complete trash.
I'm starting to think I don't beat him.
It's a Barus Boon, tier, glove, one reforger, I mean, I, I sure am.
The first tier glove, glove, tier, glove, tier, tier, glove, fuck, glove. QSS, thanks.
Bro, it's got 4th, not even good. Also he just fixes that and now he has GS on Fiora, and then he got 3 of them on the dude.
I can't. 58, 60, 58, 56 in one turn.
Alright, 56 next turn.
I mean, if I fight him I'm getting 50 old.
I'm pretty sure I actually couldn't beat him last turn.
But I mean, obviously I can't beat him if that's his board.
If Soja can be a Pro-TAT player, then so can I!
young rico says bro shut up great man fuck you
i'm not ordering food i'm too tired oh that's okay i'm like i could eat but if you're like you
can just order whenever you're hungry or like whenever you whenever you're not tired
yeah it's like not really good
I mean, I'm not stronger after he fixes his items.
He got GS on Fiora and got 3 on fucking Azole, like, I mean, any level to 9 for Khan
to win.
I mean, it's actually pretty close though.
It's actually a lot closer than it looks.
I'm pretty sure I can actually win. I'm pretty sure I can win.
I reduced mana cost by 10.
Bardo.
Jin.
I'm just sitting here holding the fucking Galio for a while.
Did he sell his Galios?
It just wrapped.
And now my last one is dead.
happened to my entire board I'm not even deal I didn't kill single unit 14 each
week TV TV percui yo thank you for the five subs I don't get it I don't get it
I have a fucking fewer on my board man
Rammus, Vex, and Blitzcrank paired.
Jax, 2, and I think it shouldn't be what we shouldn't do.
Wow, we got it.
My bar to deal with that is beautiful careless
Did he even heal?
He healed for 15
I like to heal 500
I call him Janna
I'm not cosmetic, he's a cosmetic
Sunquire and a fucking
I don't even know what Janna even skills off
I don't think so
Okay, I mean I healed
How much am I healing here?
Oh, 16-8-3, that's pretty good
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This guy is strong as fuck.
Wait, was he not contested?
Wait, what happened to his contestor?
His contester pivoted to fucking Tito, Rival.
Bro, fuck you!
Vanguard plus one.
Viola three.
Baron's later jeweled lotus.
I'm dead for sure, man. I'm dead.
This is gonna go one-shot.
Oh, I won! Holy shit! US! US!
And I healed one. That's pretty good.
What I get I stun
Nice full streak full streak. I mean I can stun the Fiora and like all the trash
What the fuck is how much if you're a heel?
2200 is that good?
I didn't hear
All right, how's it looking?
This guy's Baron's lair but...
One of the CDs rolled up in his...
Sheldon Hodge, Gargoyle...
And now me.
And now me.
And had to cast again.
I mean I would say this is a good third this is a good third like bro it like how
How the fuck is he allowed to just cash out $500 for free, man?
I cannot.
Oh, shit, shit.
Oh, great.
I don't have gym too.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
no one in the fucking lobby opened and I'm just stuck there just full open like a
dumbass
and then when I have anima 21 oh two cops who even lost that's fake and they
just double full open I mean it is ass because the thing is he can't even cash
He cashed out 500 without that Augment or Soraka healing. He would have died. He cashed out with fucking 10 HP.
You have to stack until 4 fucking 2 for 500.
And the thing is, if you go to, like, listen, if you don't have that Augment to get 10 HP, you actually have to get good losses, or you're just going to be dead, yes?
And then look at the difference between 300 and 400.
So if you lose 5 with Timebreaker in, and then you 5 loss and you put Anamon 3-1, you cash out 300, even if you kill 0, yes?
And then you catch up with two lives and you still get a tier two weapon
But let's say you get anima on two one you're not a timebreaker
But the thing is the difference in what you get between 300 and 400 doesn't even get made up by timebreaker on top of timebreaker
Just on top of anima on two one is easily getting briefed
But if you just if you just lose with time breaker into a into animal on three one
You just cash out this one and then you have all the timebreaker econ
But obviously you make it to 500 you get two tier two weapons and you get that shit
And it's fucking broken. Yes. Yes, I came
Sounds like to Anna to one and was not even good
Yes, but to an Anna. Yes to one and I have to get grief twice
But I mean in the previous game there was two calculated loss. So no shit. I'm getting fucking grief twice
And then I just sold my time breakers to play stupid as an animal for a 200 charge cash out
Does that even sound remotely correct? Fuck no.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
Oh my god.
Yeah, all the three of them go juice cash out.
And then reforge.
Battle Bunny Crossbow is the best one, and then Linus and Ice Armor are also good, and then the User Force Trash, honestly.
I mean, the best one is the crossbow and then it's probably ice armor or Linus, but ice
I mean it's probably Linus it's more flexible but the ice armor they probably really get on next
but I don't know. Ice armor. Ice armor. Yusuo Ekko. Ice armor.
So now, time breakers. Is there a Nezru?
Let's finish this quickly.
Is there an Ezreal?
Ezreal?
Is Lulu good on fountain?
No.
That shit is- no.
Even when an expert such as myself plays it, it averaged in the fucking sevenths.
I would remember your name, and shout it to the heavens.
I mean, combat story is actually good if they don't load up.
They don't load up with a fortune strength.
I'm not thinking about love.
Does that pick it with no econ?
What?
There's no S-Roll.
And I didn't hit S-Roll.
And I didn't hit S-Roll.
All right, please, please.
I need, I need, I need a free roll right now.
Or I'm eight.
I didn't even check the things.
And bio whatever the fuck, it doesn't even matter.
Like please, please, please.
I need the free roll and then I can actually roll for Ezreal.
Because this is just a 3-5 all-in with, um...
This 2-4 can strengthen.
I mean, it doesn't matter, we need first one.
Oh nice, I got the free roll. He said I didn't hit Ezreal. One roll. GD. I didn't hit Ezreal again.
Ezreal. I didn't hit Ezreal.
Oh yeah, honestly, can I just wait TF? I actually have Jax, whatever the fuck.
Alright, fountain TF is like probably pretty bad though, but let me see if I can't roll.
I mean I can't roll, I'm not using real rolls, fuck that.
But I really don't want to play fountain TF.
Fountain TF.
Is it bad on playable?
But where is this Ezreal, man? Please! I need these rolls! I think I saw three levels
to reach off imagine team Ezreal or Milio
GG
okay Ezreal
I mean if I just play TF
if I don't play TF I would have the place the what's it called
I would have to play like Gragas or Rhoads, but is that even better than just playing TF?
I doubt it.
Eh, I'm not playing Fountain TF, I'm just playing Rhoads or, I'm probably just playing
rogues are uh...
i guess i can also play mouth guy
but not really because there's too much strength in these idiots probably only know how to play
also this guy is
and these idiots probably only know how to open the de-mech
permanent max health
I mean this is actually insane
if I can get a mount kai
okay I'm probably just playing
am I just playing victor?
Holy shit, look at this, flexible, trait tree, forge and strength, tacticians, whatever the
space group with, trait tree, forge and strength, forge and strength, how, how.
Victor, I'm just playing Victor.
Victor and Shog is not even bad, this, Pyke, DC, Mordekaiser, Alawi, Brass, Victor, Nami.
Oh, that's right, I won.
There's two Forge and Strengths, so I can probably go out of the EXP, honestly.
Forge and Strength, Forge and Strength.
Tra- like, what?
Is it 8th place actually good here?
Because Phoenix is streaking with Plexible.
Tra-tree, Forge and Strength.
Tra-tree, Space Grove Fawn.
Forge and Strength.
Forge and Strength.
What the fuck?!
I mean if I don't get BFL, I don't know what the fucking game plan is.
Alright, can I fight this guy?
So I can Q-Street, please?
I'm a prismatic ticket is actually fine, but I mean it's not fine if the...
Please, please, please, come on, come on, please, just feel bad for me, please, one fucking time, just one time.
I mean, A-Fliss has to be good here.
Okay, okay, I'm back, I'm actually back, no, fuck you, I'm back.
Alright, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm a charismatic ticket on 2-1 with time breakers actually good because every time you get a role with Ezreal, you basically get like more roles.
Great, I'm not getting any Emberles. Great.
Well, I can also play Orn-Orn Samira. Orn 3, Samira 3.
Honestly, maybe I should actually hold this because, uh...
Well, actually, wait, what? It's helping. Never mind.
It's just as I... Okay, no. It's just as I avoid, but you play Orn 3, Samira 3, Heaven, and Goulon, 7, 1.
I just looked at my- okay, honestly, I'm not even that bad.
I mean, they look bad, but like, I'm not even that bad.
I'm not even that bad.
I'm not even that bad.
I'm not even that bad.
I'm not even that bad.
I mean they look bad, but like they're actually not that bad because I just need it
I mean it's some part of for sure and then this is half like it like decoy or spark and I just need to go with a rod
Like it looks bad when it's not even bad
There's two fucking mech players, I'm just gonna sit here and just leave over Urgot
or you can just not take the guns in with my ass there.
This is just a BFL, BFL, BFL?
I think it's good, but it's not that good, and then I just sat at the stage because I
I need at least one anvil.
And you want to stack anyway, because I'm just getting a pantheon and Ezreal rolls.
And I'm just feeding HP to allow wheat.
Also it's a perfect interval.
I might actually just all in right before Wolves, depending on my HP.
I mean, I probably will have the money for it.
But uh, yeah, I don't know, I mean I'm lose tricking, but uh, there's this Forge in strength, there's Forge in strength.
Save HP man, you'll get rolled by Animatashia. How do I save HP from this spot? Please tell me.
I save HP so I can go 8th.
I leveled a 7 right now and go true 0-0 for the rest of the game. I'm stuck on fucking Victor 1 the whole game.
No, man. You still need to you still need to e-con a little bit like for what?
You are the type of person
To just be so scared to fucking open and you just go lose lose win lose lose and you just lose the game instantly
Nice congrats. You saved 5 HP. Congrats. You used instantly lost the game. Congrats, man
You're the fucking best
I mean you legit have to sack I mean if you don't sack you're just going age
Pulling new players. No, he's just it's just sitting there a back seating with the most dog shit. How can I say HP?
I just roll to zero here
Why why the fuck would you ever roll here you can win that you can kill one extra unit
Nice now. I just lose every round for the rest of the game. You you're saving a lot of HP man
Nice Congrats. You're saying they treat EG. Oh
What each fear you see me you're just gonna go wait
Like I might I might save HP and just all in this turn instead
But uh, yeah for just right. Oh nice. He cashed out and now he's just gonna win every single round for the rest of the game
Except Ashley's cash out
Two five gods champions storm hex done
After four rounds game two four cost you five are we fucking serious?
Are we serious?
Please on the hex the first time it hits it. I
Mean whatever I need to kill a bs or an anyway, I'm not even one wrong. I'm not
Great I didn't hit I didn't hit a three cost that I wanted
And now fuck GD
GG.
I'm just for you though.
I'm not weak.
My god doesn't want you.
Role, like the thing is if I level Messer and I roll, I'm going to go down to like 20.
Like I actually must stack one.
Let's stop one. Let's stop two. Let's stop one.
Can I fight this guy, please?
I-
If I don't fight this guy next turn, the game is over.
This guy is Space Grove plus two with a FOD.
Oh, I know, he was Vanguard plus one. I don't fucking know.
If I don't fight this Aynest turn, it's just over.
I'm just gonna fight him after he catches up 300 with 4th and strength.
How can you win?
How the fuck can I win?
Oh, oh, I bought him!
Okay, okay.
Why is he even sacking?
If he wins...
Oh, I guess he has some beautiful enemies.
Why is this streamer so angry?
Does anyone know?
Wait, I think...
I think I lost anyway.
lost anyway well that cannot be good for me I lost anyway I mean it doesn't really
matter that means he has to suck one more but that's not even good
and then that next time I just roll until Victor to honestly Victor three
Can I make a 3 next turn?
BroadgloveBF2Reforgers?
What item should I go if I have this BF sword?
I have to buy all the 3 times 27, 27, 27.
27 times 27?
3 times 27.
Okay, I mean, it's not even bad, all right, what the fuck was that shot?
Love Belt, Tier Chain Cloak, Tier Chain Cloak.
F, what happened?
Five clickable units, yeah, what the fuck was that shot?
All right, I'm pretty sure next turn
I can just go through zero and just hit everything.
I mean, I have four victors, four alawi, 50, 50 gold.
I'm pretty sure I can just hit everything.
Peaky, Peaky, you're a chain Cloaker.
30 34, okay, so I need for I mean, I don't know how much I'm pretty sure I have enough
It's charge transfer good damn it yeah, but damn it yeah
Grass not on my planner I didn't see the fucking
I'm out of gold.
I mean I might as well roll to 2-0 because I can hit
Oh my god, just as well
I can hit
I can't even buy anything
I'm out of gold
I can't even buy the victor if I wanted to man
Oh god, I'm out of gold
I might as well just choose to return because I'm one off of what's a gold
I'm one off of both
I lost. I'm actually out of gold. What the fuck? How? Oh my god! Hello? Oh great, Rastri,
free roll I can't even oh my god I can't I can't
Oh, great. Oh, you didn't cash out yet. It's actually a good beat. I mean, this is a definition of a good beat.
Alright, hello.
I need some gold!
Tear, cloak.
Four rounds game.
Whatever, the burn is not even bad.
I mean, I got five gold, that's pretty good.
Bro, I need I just realized I don't have a single nomi
I
Need void staff and I need to shut it lock this bro. I can't I just have to pray I hit mommy man
Like I can't even level in the next decade
That I need a lot
I mean if I don't if I don't mind it doesn't matter this I mean
I'm just going to turn it off and get this fucking idiot.
How many rules do I have? Two more.
Battle buddy crossbow nice man well played fucking idiot. I cannot
Where my entire board go
I guess I'm still I'm still two lives I guess like what the fuck and then I fight
him as soon as I can like this is just just just look flexible full street
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Flexible full streak.
Trink tree, trink tree.
Tattigions, cape, space, grove.
Forged in strength, forged in strength.
Forged in strength.
8th is good! 8th is good! 8th is good!
I- I don't understand how the fuck everyone in the lobby hits an S to your augment and I'm just sitting here with the dog shit.
They all just hit the giga s and I I play this game fucking perfect like I don't understand. It's it's actually perfect
I don't get it. What the fuck are you bitching?
three where this guy oh great and he's in my pool hog jam hog jam everybody
hog jam
honestly he's actually pretty weak if he fights this guy he's just dead or not
this guy if he fights this guy he's just dead
and also this forces a guy is actually piss week or is not piss week
Please, I'm not strong.
What am I fighting? Flexible, I think?
Okay, I'm just gonna skip the gold.
Okay.
I mean, he's not even that strong right now, he's strong.
I mean, 43 might actually be okay.
Oh, he's actually fighting the, uh, the battle-fighting crossbow.
The 43 might actually be okay. 43 is gonna be.
It actually just flushed out the whole board.
I'm getting it.
F!
What am I lying
No way, it's good for me
Wait, where did you guys DC from what region?
Europe
Great, I fight this guy, I'm just dead.
Corgi 3, Pump Jan.
I can actually beat this guy and I can beat this guy.
Bro, please, just not the Corgi, don't, don't grief me, man, please.
Oh, great!
Yay!
Yay!
I mean, maybe I can kill him off.
Oh, I killed him off.
I don't have enough money. I can't. Maybe I can just stun his backline and then GG.
Yup. Yup.
Battle buddy crossbow. I can actually peep these two though, no cap.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I can actually peep this. I mean this guy doesn't even have a fucking eye on it, it's a good beat.
He doesn't even have this item slam. He doesn't have any of that. I mean, it's a good deal. He wears it.
What if you know it's not a problem? I'm probably... I need some fucking... I just need some fucking stun. I have whatever I want. Stormhacks.
Alright, it doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure I keep this cone anyway. I'll keep it real anyway.
I'm actually strong. No one died. All three of these guys won.
Oh my god.
Just not this guy man, please.
Did I fight him?
Oh no.
Am I stronger than this?
He's flexible with Nova plus 1, Dark Star, Vanguard, I mean probably.
I mean, you're a 2 though, but I don't think it matters, right?
You're a 2, you two.
It just...
It just wrapped...
I mean, okay, nevermind, it doesn't matter, my whole board is dead in this game.
I mean, whatever, Sysplace is good.
Also, he's Kahuna-Huna, I didn't even realize he's Kahuna-Huna.
He's Kahuna-Huna Mastery fucking... whatever the fuck duo.
Like, how is this place not good here? I don't get it.
Like, this game? The prismatic balancing is fucking pathetic.
I mean, this guy had space growth in a fawn in 1 8th.
Do you think I play worse than this guy? Fuck no.
Tree, tree. Forged in strength. Forged in strength. Forged in strength.
Flexible, full streak. Tree, tree.
Like, bro, this shit is a fucking joke, man.
Oh, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
When I have forged in strength, did I not show you the most guaranteed talk to of all
time?
In fact, I actually beat the fucking what's it called.
He had an anima catch out and he got fucking railed.
And his kale rolled radiant gargoyle.
It doesn't even matter, you're up four fucking ore items.
Oh
Can we rage bit you know?
Wait, actually, don't you guys feel bad?
I scouted on 2-1, and my game is legit unplayable.
How can I scout on 2-1 and my game is already unplayable?
The fuck?
You are just terrible. Emily Wing runs your shit. I'm learning from her. You are lower
LP than me and I'm busting out the dog shit every other game, man.
Wait, set to go. Are you here? Do you want to stay up until the Raptors game and we
We just drop the fat fucking nuke on the raptors.
It says to go here.
Oh yeah, bomb retired.
Bust out on your master ass.
What?
Sup?
What's up?
Alright, do you want to stay up until 1pm and then we just drop a fucking hammer on the raptors?
Scottie Barnes, PogChick, Dmitcha Dropin' 90 Bro, Dmitcha's fucking trash.
I can fucking, I can beat him in basketball, Loki.
The guy is ass.
What?
I'm not even going to raise my hand.
Fast!
Yeah, see?
Fast.
Bro, I put one finger on him, he'll fly across the corner.
Fuck out of here.
GG.
How much I weigh probably like a little over 200.
Pretty sure he benches more than you squat.
Honestly, I think I, when I went to the gym, I used to bench the same that I squat because
I never did legs.
So, uh, yeah, it is what it is.
200 kilograms.
Wait, what's 200 kilograms of pounds?
I mean, honestly, the pounder,
pounder's such a worthless ass fucking metric.
440 pounds?
I mean, no, 210, like, oh, let's say 210.
210 pounds, eight kilograms.
95.
Every time I go to the doctor,
Just say that I'm pre-obese, pre-obesity, badge.
That's me too, no, you're not obese, man.
Oh, I'm six zero, or six foot.
Like I'm actually six foot,
I'm not that fucking 511 bullshit.
No, you are not!
Oh my God.
I mean Sarah's 5'9 and I'm taller than Sarah like so you are 5'10 no I mean I'm
five ten cents ago then you're fucking four four eleven
I'm taller than you all right on your dog's life are you taller than me
for the moment you bring the dog into the equation they just they just they
just did it's pretty
radio silence like you just sit there so it's rage-rating with some fucking bullshit
and then you ask him on your dog's life and then he's just out of there
on your LP's life are you six feet six foot on my LP's life I'm 30 feet tall
like what I don't give a fuck like wait what
bro you can bet rappers plus 16.5 and they still lose me I don't think so I mean
yeah they probably could but you and you're probably losing your house if
I'm going to bet in the plus 16.
Positive squid.
They need to use the right arc for the squid.
It's the medallion.
Hi.
Hi.
It's the medallion.
GG.
I cannot.
This guy has a bell there.
Medallion.
GG.
I got six rex eye I believe I'm primordial
I mean I just want to scare them off and then and then and then
Holy fuck, tier rock.
Fuck.
I'm getting two rolls.
What the fuck is this?
I'm one off of Rek'Sai 3.
Spreading Roots, Pramortian Brawler.
What?
What can I do with Rek'Sai 3?
Like, is there a medallion board that I can do with Brexite 3, and then I just have Damage
Amp all my entire board?
Like Aatrox, Maokai, and Brexite.
And then I just play like...
Rage, B, Q, I mean does that actually sound pretty good, and then I have to build
Shred either?
Does that actually sound good?
Or not?
And I just get free damage here, low key.
I mean, I'm kind of into free rolls, because I can hit a...
...Mow card.
I
Didn't have velvet or
I didn't have velvet or or or what's it called
Like my board would just be atrox, jacks, new new zaya, maokai, new new, brexithe, new new zaya,
And then I just play like
I'm gonna hit this.
Graduating?
What is this?
Desisting?
Eatrox?
TF Talon?
Rutside Paired?
Two Ezreal?
Jax?
Half Primordian?
I kinda wanna get Primordian so I can hatch Primordian.
Uh, okay.
And then I just play like a random Cypher and a random Bamard.
I mean, is this more even that bad, like a random sniper or a random man guard?
Jin, Jin, how do I play Rast?
This is what actually looks fine, if it's 3-star.
And then I just level for Rast.
I mean, it actually looks good.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, I'm for Rast.
You're both wrong.
Straight rage beat.
I mean, I have Rek'Sai 3, I mean, I don't know, what else am I supposed to play?
Like, what else can I play here? If I don't hit, if I don't hit Spray Ruse on 3, please tell me one comp I can play, if I can't go fast 9.
Name one fucking comp I can play.
It's literally Lulu Pantheon. Bro, fuck that, man.
I'm not playing no fucking Lulu Pantheon, fuck you.
No, no, no, no, fuck you.
Hello.
This fucking, this Lulu comp,
is just some dog.
I mean, fuck it, maybe I did atrox 3 as well, who knows.
Atrox 3?
What happens if red side never comes home? I mean, that's not even possible.
That's not even possible.
I mean I don't really need to play that then.
I mean do I have enough money for H.R.S. 3?
No.
Also it's a tier, I have tier cloak rod.
I mean tier cloak for frontline and then I just go ginsu and save rod for whatever it's called.
Okay, I mean at least I have something to play.
I have no spreading roots man.
No spreading roots, no emblem.
What do you want me to play?
Please tell me.
Like isn't this actually like a good like, isn't this like a decent board where I don't believe?
I don't believe or no I mean probably like it's it's probably fine I mean I'm
probably not going to eat this it's ass oh yeah it was good
I mean I'm pretty sure it's either two
Loki soju was onto something I mean yes man wait I don't tell me tell me one
I can try to go fast 9, if I can somehow just use this RSI 3 and go 9.
But I would need some econ augment and I need to fucking win streak.
But if I can't win streak, sure that I can roll for something.
Maybe I just go Hrox 3 and I get an extra medallion.
Onto something very stinky.
Good one man.
If this can win streak and items go straight to 9, then obviously I'll do that.
Roots. Rogue Nova. Bob Jane. Oh nice! Spreading Roots! I wonder who's at the top? Nice.
Anima 2-1, Legion of 3's URF savings account.
I could also just go like fast nine with the rexide three and play maokai on my board.
Malkai, Wrexite 3, Atronauts of Colby, Blitz, Nunu, Vex, Jin, Magana, whatever.
BF's award.
Belt.
Heal the F.
Belt BF.
Jax.
To the left, Catered.
Renowbot.
Redemption.
Played on BF.
Jax.
Ezreal.
Please give Lulu one last chance. Fuck no, man.
I'm kind of down to go fast find it if I can.
I would need like a lot of help though in the...
I'm slamming, I just go straight to 9, I just don't roll a single time.
Cosmic restarted, I just sell my Chou 3, I just sell my fucking Provide Gensu Sun, then
I can't.
I'm going 9, fuck you.
I'll see you at level 9, gg everybody, but I probably want to play Strongest right
now.
I
Play strongest right now
And then I and then I'll put I'll put in what's it called
I'll put in the space weaver or or time weaver on
On
HX, Malachi, Brexite, I mean do I still play Nunu Blitz?
Maybe not Akali, I'm gonna say Akali, Tiora, Bets, Gym.
Alright, I thought I'd be that bad anymore.
This time I'm not gonna, no, but this one, this one's actually good because they like
They like compensate me if they give me more DSK or go with a rather fucking DSK
Like it's 18 gold plus 2 for the rest of the game
Like it's actually good
But I think 7 out of 2 won it's ass
20 to 11
Renova. I mean, isn't this actually good? I have 18% amp for my entire board right now.
Isn't that pretty solid? Perhaps. Perhaps. And honestly, I don't even need to play
time-leaving because I think I'm gonna be too weak. But my board's not even bad.
And then now I just go 9 on 6-1. 5-1. 5-1 and 6-1.
Your ESP is uneven. I don't care. Who cares? Who cares?
Who cares?
If I play Ezreal and... and... and...
I'm too fucking weak. I cannot.
I cannot.
11 gold.
Or I can go Marello plus...
I'd rather just uh...
You bring justice to this world!
Emilio Anasis Azawi?
Finally placed first with a fast nine board and did a lose to a re-roll. Attracted to you first message.
Who asked? Who fucking asked?
Followed since April 21st, 2026.
Wait, what?
Jax to a milio atrox to a Caitlyn
I didn't look at my spot
Isn't it looking kind of good
I could play Nudu butchering still, isn't it?
I mean, Nudu is good, and I just play Shen, but I don't have to, because I think R3 is
actually thank you.
ADCZ.
Oh, great.
Full streaking with spreading roots.
Hopefully fucking idiot
You are ass up to emblems and still any you are terrible god
Abram is Diana that's a mirror of ramus
Billy yo, I'm not playing my ass. I've been probably gonna love over Diana. I'm just a okay to stage
Oh great, Nova, Brawler Primordian, Nova Road Road, Panama Cash Out, Legion of Threes with
a Pan or a Spat or a Space Grove, Space Grove with URF2 Tainty.
Okay, I mean this is looking pretty good.
I'm just 9 on a 5-1, 94 HP, and I'm pretty sure I can actually win 4-1 as well, yes?
I mean like I don't understand, if you can't play yourself in a spot to go fast 9, and
you don't hit like spreading roots or legion or threes or one of that fucking broken shit,
what can you do?
I just don't know what comp you can play.
You can't play a comp!
I can't!
Like, 2 tanky, like, victory roll, primordian, but like, I feel like primordian is also kind
of conditional.
Like, there's a lot of like, fucking broken ass, like, ah.
Put that 2.7 GP to work and think.
Why doesn't Riot just think about bouncing the game?
I don't get it.
Corp!
Rage paint, Rage paint, Rage paint.
My eyes are open.
my eyes are open
rage bait
i lose challenges but i don't know
i don't know, board action looks pretty good
Insu G.S. Morello. Oh great.
Guess who I fought. Guess what? Epic fucking roll down.
Space girl plus one.
Nami... two?
Honestly, that's not even that strong.
His Nami items are fucking pathetic.
And he has a fucking space girl on...
on a solo.
Bro, this red site is tanky as fuck.
GG, GG, GG, and I'm making 50, and I'm slamming straight to 9, GG, GG.
Reinforcing the Jeweled Lotus when I'm gonna play Akali, 2 star 4 cost.
The first Nunu I see is just Uprated, Nunu Blitz, but I can actually just roll for like
more five costs to a lot of useless I guess I don't have to play quality I mean
honestly I'm kind of out for combat gloss cannon is that good not really
portable forge and whatever I'm on I don't care and
There's another fast miner
Space growth plus one. Oh great dark star plus one
Oh great to thank you fucking idiot. Oh great. This is my valley. Yep the valley in TF. Oh great. Oh nice
literally headed 8, right side at 2-1, would you have taken this path and go past 9? probably
not and you say yes? that's fine too, you're probably also just ass anyway, don't care
fuck you and sorry
Now it's our every station for xp and two we go
For all they fuck that man. I'm like fuck the four-hole. I'm gonna send it so I don't fuck on my board
Surely it's never gonna be a four-hole day
I
Yeah, I'm talking to you more but I'm not gonna wait until 6-1. I'm just gonna fucking send you
You cannot buy champions for two rounds 18 gold BF glove I mean I just need a little key. What is BF love dude?
These are just my items on the dude.
Unless I want to go like double Gensu and then GSBT, a GSBT and then I can go like bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
The Double Gensu's actually good, but I kind of want to go for one more From-On item.
Like one more front line and finish the last thing.
Seems to be a little plus a bubble.
But I also went in my GS on the dude.
I might as well just pre-level actually.
If I suck, we absolutely know about this.
Straight to 10!
Good fucking take, buddy. Good take.
Good take, fuck you.
Darkstar Nudu 2? Am I actually playing Nudu then?
What the fuck is this?
I also don't have an account.
I can't
What are you problem when you oh fuck ah shit. Oh wait
Two plus wait no it doesn't even matter. It's like an over pump. You fuck you man. I can't even see the shop. Oh my
I mean I for sure can't go fast 10 like if I go fast that I can't even buy my unit
truth every single unit like every upgrade is gonna be 15 gold for you for what I
level fucking won't once and I'm just sitting there for nothing for what no and
I'm not that way pretty greedy on this though because I can go like GSBT like
Gimsu GS plus a bow item or other something else or I use GS my Fiora if I get Fiora to
adaptive, visage, bow. So another bf and a full item or another rod and full item.
Loki I wouldn't even mind building. This Rek'Sai is actually tanky. What the f***?
One unit loss, that's pretty good. 49-3 lives.
I mean low key I don't even mind voice up anyway it's just a good item and I get
brought up in this.
Where?
Sona 2, okay I don't even know why I'm operating this shit.
I just...
I got radiant visage.
I got radiant visage.
Is that good?
Consume...
Merulo.
Void is still good.
GSBD.
Jhin. Bro get the fuck off my board, fuck you, I don't even know why I offered you this
shit. I found one copy of what's it called. Four remubas. I didn't even move the BV over.
I didn't mean it. I don't get it. I'm not playing this. I'm honestly not playing that. I don't get it.
How did I not- oh fucksland. How come I can never fight- like how can I never find the
I don't get it great Shen too what the fuck does this do for me?
Okay, Morgana too that's pretty good
My tank item is a fucking
This is my board. I don't even have vex paired
Okay, I can I can Marilla Marana in GSX I guess
Pog jam I don't even have what's it called paired game
No fiora pair no vex pair. I don't get it
I don't get how is this even possible did I did I not have a golden I had more than
it up gold.
like how man the only two-star I found was a Morgana and a fucking worthless
ass shit my radiant is a fucking radiant visage
GG.
GG.
Yay, let's get one on one life.
So now I fight someone strong and I'm just dead.
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Nice.
Oh, this is useful.
Also don't have a third item on a break.
And in my cash out. Oh, he got radiant blue buff. What did I get a radiant fucking visage?
What he gets a kale item on his carry, and I got a fucking radiant visage fuck you
Fuck you
And that's pretty good not really
I don't get it.
You're a pair.
I mean I can go like Morello over here and an adaptive BT plus one over here.
I mean if I had more removers I could go GS BT on here.
Why is Jin even there? Oh, I don't know. A Raticator. 10% less Arbor and MR. Don't think so. Let's just see him do nothing. Let's just play a nothing.
I don't hit VEX 2 until 5-3, I lose 2 lives for no reason, and then I rotate into Space
Root plus 1.
Spreading Roots, spreading Roots, GG, TF Medallion, Legion of Threes, Space Root plus 1, 4-1,
all in, hits everything.
Space Root plus 1, or not Space Root, spreading Roots, Anima, and this guy's
URF didn't hit with the two tanky and this guy just FF'd like it. Oh my god. It's just so fucking unreasonable man
Like how is this I have not hit spreading roots a single time today wait
I don't get it when you get to one spreading roots or tree tree. How can you how can you bought for I don't get it?
What can you even play? What the fucking you even play?
What can you play?
I named one comp you can play.
I went 9 with 80 gold and I didn't hit Vex.
So my board is ass.
Throw.
Throw away.
The entire lobby just sits there and just clicks every emblem they can see so they can even play half of a comp.
If it doesn't roll a good Stargazer, you can't even play Nunu Zaya, which is the only 4 cost comp in the game.
I
All right, what am I missing?
What am I missing I
Don't even think I'm missing a calm. I don't understand what you can play what the fucking you play. Please tell me I
I- I- LP, good one, man.
I- I- I- I just don't understand.
See, what the fuck are you supposed to do?
I don't get it.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
Oh, fast nine vets.
I mean, Dorostar is just spreading routes, like you can't even, if you get a spell, you're not making no fucking Dorostar plus one.
Oh, shit, this is so fucking stupid, man.
Don't you think?
Just look at this shit, man.
I don't understand, you don't hit? GG. Oh, great, fountain. Nice.
Nice. Fountain. Nice.
Yeah, I guess I can't play Xayah this game. GG!
Alright, well, I hope I get one of these, I hope I get it spreading root so I can play the fucking game this time.
Something.
Something.
I mean I'm pretty sure I shouldn't even sell for the chance that I can play Timo because
I think I'm gonna play anything else.
I mean there's nothing else I can play.
I mean what is it again?
It's Soraka Echo.
I'm not holding Jogat.
I mean I don't have this for sure.
And I do have an Ezreal.
No.
She's both built.
Oh man, wait!
Wait?
I can play Primordian maybe.
Mesa's will, 20% crit chance with Akali.
Legion of threes, okay!
Okay!
What do I get?
Cyanic, I mean that's not even bad.
all right holy shit I got these are the threes gg gg what's my psionic let me
see the Gragas holy shit I can actually play something I got game the drone
uplink and bye bye bio matter preserver okay gg gg what is this
hmmm... oh, oh, play-a-round game
oh, chain play-a-round... oh
holy shit, I can actually play the game
I'm probably playing some like AP, like, I mean, all I know is I'm playing like some 3 fucking...
or 4 psionic with like, probably Voyagers, I think, because I've drone-upped like
and I just put this on some front line and call it a day, good luck
holy fuck, I can play something in this game
I mean I can also just play Victor with with force Ionic and just push levels
Like, Sona, Sona Overlifts?
conduit without playing Mordekaiser. I can't. If I'm playing Mordekaiser, I might as well
I'm gonna put that exact one.
That red one gets shorter.
Misfortune.
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing the exact same board except I just don't play Nami and I just play like some idiot, Sona.
And if I play Sona, I can drop Liss for some other reason.
Like, I do like to go Sona over Gragas, like I do like to just go Sona after three rounds
I'm going to get a 4 cost champ, I get glove belt.
Glove belt, BDS, I'm here.
Okay, come on, Victor.
Neat C, Timo, Jinx.
Is that allowed?
I mean, it seems like a good port to meet.
I mean, a lot of people are actually tanky.
And I can just drop Liss for...
I'm just playing this for Rast. I just don't play Nami. I'll hold Gragas until I find Sona.
if I find, okay, and then I just play Sona so I can drop Liss,
Chimipsy, and then I just play any legendary at 9.
Yes?
Who am I missing?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
I mean, I'm not even poor is the thing because I have roles I have roles and I have
I mean, isn't this board actually nasty?
I just play Karma, Sona, and I don't play Gragas in Liss.
My board is actually nasty if I hit.
Oh no, I have a Primordian Anti-Breaker, like I'm not actually born.
Only noobs waste interest on Bench Money.
It doesn't matter, man.
I'm still rich, man.
Who cares?
It doesn't matter, I mean this is my board, these are all my final board.
He's right.
It's just no Gragas, no Liss eventually if I can find the...
I mean how many tricks is this enough?
Gragas, Liss?
Why do I keep taking this out?
I mean I probably won't open this.
What is Gragas?
Gragas?
Liss.
Liss?
Liss.
Liss.
You already bought for man quick chirping. I mean this is a guarantee not bought for like I I don't know what to tell you
It's legit impossible to bought for me
I it's legit impossible
Why for psionic pro if I don't find so now I have something to play
What in the fucking re-tweet? What in the fucking re-tweet?
D-Claw, Sunfire, Player on Bow Belt, Bow's Half Boots Staff.
And then GG is GG.
And then Player on Bow Belt. Again GG.
I kind of want to actually go for Razz. I have to make some of these on. What do I get?
I couldn't go Nashor to Jay-Jay? No. I need Void Staff. Void Staff Victor with Jay-Jay
uplink and I'll move the voids at the karma eventually. I can't.
I mean, you can never go wrong with items.
Explosive growth, and I just level, I can make it to, I mean, I just need one tier, and I have already perfect items basically.
Herb scambit. Can you make psionic plus one? You can make a Voyager plus one. Is that even good? No.
You see to make me fell that too is that good? I
I'm not gonna make me see to and then
And I have the I'd be
All right, what can I tell I mean sure that I win this round is my board actually good I
Have I have items every item slam I
I even have Ezreal too. That's not even bad.
Velveth too.
If I lose this round, Gg, I'll just run.
Oh, nice. This guy's freaking cute. Fuck you.
Bgm3's Earth Gambit. Fuck you.
But I will keep this with this two-star.
He's right.
Driven.
UBC.
And I could play this plus this.
I don't really need that though.
Belt.
What the fuck is this belt?
Anyone?
Great.
I didn't kill a single unit.
Also, I'm automatic ESP.
Okay, I'm typing this garbage back in.
I can't.
Wait low key wait low key no I had to kill before I mean oh wait no I'm not wait because
this one I get seven wait no I'm not bro nice try buddy nice try I get a bow in a bow
And then I go GS GG plus whatever it's called without me to avoid staff
Scuttle puddle. How do I avoid snap I can't
I'm gonna get it eventually surely
Lou Lou, Nasis
Another Victor
Lou Lou 16th level can't be on pike
Roller GS Gs GG plus the drone uplink
Three psionic
Pick that belt this
there
i'm fighting three star again man
one free roll 14 I get seven plus two right and the next round game seven
Start? Wait, did I already gain the 7? Wait, I think I'm automatically EXPed. Wait, what?
wait! nooo! nooo!
aww great! oh it's fountain, it's not even blood
where is this Jax you know, he's a street fuckin' legend
hello?
I didn't win a single round after swapping my board I don't get it.
How much is it a level?
I'm not getting another proc.
It's 48 next turn.
Why am I so poor?
I need a Gragas. I mean, it's 48 to level. I'm not even that poor.
I mean, I just need a Gragas in some fucking speed.
Victor 2.
BS sword.
three conduit is that good oh yes I didn't I didn't use this don't be a
player on both oh yeah player on both don't be a player on both you're a
I didn't even know I had that.
Alright, and make make make make make make make make.
And G.
Alright, I'm going 9.
So I only plus 1 I can't.
Wait, he's 500 charge! What the fuck?
Oh my!
I can't.
What?
I mean, I could just go Voyager instead of this idiot.
Could've killed him off, yeah, let me just kill him off with another fucking- let me just pull 7 units out my ass.
For what? Are we serious?
What the fuck is this shit?
what why did I roll booster pack I don't even think this is for sure not
good is there any uh it's there no okay thank you
I mean I could go for a what's it called 3 but I'm pretty sure I should just be
I'm fighting two tanky Orn 3 Samira 3
On 4-2!
Nothing, yes.
Pile of champions, fucking Samira 3 or in 3.
Or in 2.
How is this even possible?
Oh my, he even has Samira 2 on bench.
I don't even know why, man.
Fuck you.
Okay, wait.
I just realized, I don't even have brass, too.
Am I really just rolling until Rastu?
Nope.
I'm gonna hopefully I find one soon because I'm going 9 in 3 turns.
I should probably actually just hold on to this, I can bear this.
MY DRONE IS-
GG.
GG.
My drone?
I'm going to lose this round because my drone is-
I would win this round if my drone is on a human unit, man.
Okay, nevermind. Bart is so fucking shit, I won anyway.
Okay, nevermind.
Holy fucking shit this balancing I fucking cannot I cannot
Bouncing is a fucking joke
What do I have to rock that echo?
I mean I'm nine in two turns regardless man who cares is there a rest though
I
Mean I'm just level for Aurora. This is my board GG
GG
Level Aurora GG
For four Voyager karma to
Look at actually not 92 turns I'll brass you that's pretty good
64 oh no probably not
does this does this grief the the exiles no right no right from not the problem
All right, space rule plus one.
I mean, it's a good beat, he didn't get up, what's for it?
It's a good beat.
It's really balanced. That's really balanced.
Space World plus one. Legion of threes, whatever the fuck.
Abog-J-Abog-J-Riven 1 with a fucking Vanguard emblem.
I
Mean I actually need to
It's really good I can't I can't
I lost to uh, space rope plus one and what is this guy?
Oh nice, Samira three, the only board I lost to was space rope plus one with
T-Mole3.
I mean, he had it on 4 or 2. That's basically a fucking- that's basically 2-1, man.
I'm-
The thing is, I kind of want a level for the server. No, but I'm pretty sure 3-1 is better than no. Yes.
I'm pretty sure 3 items is better than having not 3 items.
Void Staff, GS over here, JG, Guard, play around BD.
This is good enough.
Guardbreaker, GS over here, JG, Guard.
This is good enough, man.
Fuck you.
Alright, 3 removers, that's pretty good.
And then, it's pretty easy.
Guardbreaker, JG, Mana.
whatever the fuck this GS and then I could see one remover for
it's even if it's really rusted and you see I'm just gonna keep me see or is
this like notice me stronger on rest it's probably notice me stronger on
This is a DR unit? Yes. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Alright. And then whatever I can...
56 next turn. So in 3 turns I can level 4 Aurora. And this is my ward.
Fuck it! Fuck it!
And then if I hit Aurora 2, I'll just move 3 out of the 2 Aurora.
I can't it's crazy. I get a fucking emblem and I can actually play the game
It's not really I'm using a broken Greek off
Work with that scallio
Alright, in two turns I can level, it's 52 to level, and I can level for a war, hopefully
I hit a war or two or some shit.
If I hit Sona 2, I can dual carry Sona, Sona 3.
scroll plus one Vanguard plus one of these fastline vex to oh nice cash out
he's a 500 charge cash out all that what is the price of what we need oh great
Samira 3 whatever it's called
Is it Mighty Mechabord? Yeah, but the guy's ass.
Wait, Loki?
How come the scenarios don't do damage?
Wait?
I mean, that was- wait, how come it is so weak? Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, how was this close?
Wait, is this actually weak?
He's no comment, but I don't think that matters.
I guess he doesn't have a secondary carry, only has one unit.
I don't get it. Is this actually weak? 56.
Who is raining even here man?
Oh, great.
Riven 2, 40 gold.
And what am I playing?
This is the Fast Line Vex 2.
Fast Line Vex 2, whatever the fuck cash out?
I cannot.
This is a good loss, not really 5-0.
I mean it's fine, I'm still to rely on this how's this guy doing, not good at all.
Alright, I need to guarantee he's got 4, let's just do a quick scout real quick, Shogun
Alright, alright, let's just do a quick scout.
Spacer with plus one, I have psionic plus one and just playing some fucking dog shit.
This I actually went, birthday or even slamming triple egon into a flashline into a vex.
This guy's anima cash out.
I mean this guy's just getting on the edge of his ass though.
And this guy has no scout, no pivot demo.
This guy hits a mirror three, or a three on four, four, two and it went seventh.
And then the second step after him.
Oh nice, thanks for the first one, the whole board's gone.
And the Vex 2 got fucking one shot.
And this guy is fighting some dogs later.
Wait, if I fight this guy, I can actually go fit.
No.
One rover.
Well, if I lose to this guy, I'm going, I don't think I'm going to lose, but if I do lose
to him I'm going uh all right why is the size so easy I can't I can't
Wait, is he going to- no.
Oh nice, the Vex- the Vex 2 fast nine also got 30 gold.
I mean I can go Blitz 2 over this, it goes Scionic Blitz 2.
And then if I do that, then I just don't play, I mean, I probably need two condo or I have no damage.
And then I just go barred over like one of these two.
And it's blitz to Aurora, uh, barred through I guess.
I hit Aurora through that's where you're going.
I'm really hitting blitz through, probably not man.
And yeah, one roll GD.
Shen plus Aurora, Sheldon boy, JG.
Does this year actually do damage or is uh, I feel like GS is not that good.
I mean surely this does damage.
Wait a minute Lloyd, I think it's too long.
Alright, can I beat this guy?
call. Wahoo! GG everybody! This is a great game. This was fucking fun. I had a lot of
fun this game. Wahoo! Yay! Karma! I mean it's not even strong, it's straight trash.
Okay, Loki, I can beat Kierna.
I was all about 50 gold.
Surely I can beat someone with 50 gold.
You're not even wrong for what's due.
He actually lost.
Legion of threes, herbs, vanguard, space world.
GG.
Legion of threes. Oh, it is a catch-out, but I mean, the Legion of threes is still good.
Birthday of the Union, Sledon, booster pack. Legion of threes.
Frontline Foundation, no sound, no pivot, T03 on 4-1, or 3-1, 2 tanky, 4-2, Samira 3, Ornn 3-7, FF the game. GG, GG.
Pro. Okay, hello. May I just go watch basketball, and I'm back on Wednesday?
What the fuck am I even playing?
I can't. Where is my spreading roots on 2-1, man? Wednesday, question mark? It's Sunday,
buddy. Well, yeah, I mean, the new patch is in out, man. Bro, this patch is legit trash.
Like, it was fun when I was hitting spreading roots. Well, now that I'm not hitting
spreading roots? I'm just miserable.
Sob. Okay, so where's my spreading roots? I can't.
How about you flake once you get spreading roots to one? Okay, deal. Well,
Well, hopefully I get it soon.
All right, trait tree or spreading roots.
Question mark, question mark, what?
I'm tired.
But who won between uh, G-cross game and Fukuoka?
Does anyone know?
I mean no one watches fucking tier 3 fucking LCP.
I have to Google it.
Bro they too old man.
I should have just went on, I knew I should have went on Fukuoka, fuck.
Bro, this mid-later Fukuoka is actually nasty.
Aria, or whatever the fuck his name is.
SHG Aria.
The fish tank guy? Wait, what?
What is the name of this game?
What is the name of this game?
Gaining for the their brand is complete trash
Also, I don't want anyone to be badly influenced, and I don't want you to be like, oh yeah,
like so just bet it on the raptus, I'm going on the raptus.
I'm not even betting on the raptus, I'm actually full on LARPing.
I'm gonna wait to see the guy that I tail and see what he goes on, and then I'm gonna
go on whatever he goes on.
So don't just be like, oh, I'm just gonna copy this guy, if I lose I'm gonna go
bark at him.
No, man
Noted and blocked no
I can't mourn those that last in my words.
Can I just get a nice relaxing game of something broken? Please?
The Hunters.
The Hunters.
I'm pretty sure you can actually play Huntress TF, because you heal TF, I mean you heal
TF, Jax, and Talon.
Oh wait, you healed... wait.
Yeah, you heal, you get a task, you heal Jax and...
Is that even that bad?
I'm gonna have two TF.
Leona pair, Rek'Sai.
Uh, Leonid II, Campion, 2TF, 1Talin, Brexite Double Briar, Belt Cloak.
And... can you play Jynx 3? Oh, she's my favorite.
Belt, Belt, Belt, Belt, Belt.
I'll call it a whole batch of enemies.
Did I even check my...
Super-Dairy is the...
Soraka's Loki, Seraphim's staff, and I just played TF here. It's not even bad.
He has a shiny TF.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I have the TF, wait, is uh, where did this guy go?
Oh, no, he's not here. He rolled before. Alright. He said I'm playing the Huntress.
Is that acceptable? The fucking Huntress? I mean, it's not even invested. There's
only one person. I'm probably... Okay, listen. If you think it's contested this game,
Don't even bother scouting ever again.
No flea.
Genuinely, just don't even bother scouting ever again.
What the fuck?
What are all three?
I'm trying to find traps.
Aatrox.
What is it?
I got thunder still there.
TF Talon.
Wait, okay, in Huntress, you just play, like, what's the board?
Like, if it's not Medallion, you just don't play Rast or Gwen, right?
And you just play, like, Milio, Ribbon.
Like, you actually play Ribbon Corky, Milio, what the fuck?
Is this the board?
Like, I'm not stupid, right? This is the board.
You just don't play Space Girl.
Oh, can you play Rast?
How can I play Rast?
I can't?
I can't play Rast, is what you're telling me.
Oh, on 9?
Okay, on 9?
I mean, when the fuck do you think TF Rero will go to 9?
Is that even possible?
I might I might actually find another opener though, so it's kind of hard.
Huntress TF.
Like it's probably fine though, right, because I have uh, early learnings at least.
Yup.
No Barris.
I mean, okay, the thing is, let's say I didn't take early learnings, please.
It is not!
All right, then tell me what I can play!
Please tell me.
I would love for you to tell me.
Tell me one combat I can fucking play then.
I would love to hear it.
One fucking combat.
It was like you rolled me.
No, man, no!
I can't.
I
Don't have a jack
AP flex bro, you're not flexing shit man. The only thing you're flexing is an eight
When you say AP fucks the only thing I'm playing is Victor. That's it
Is uh, it's natural to guard breaker good on it's guard breaker good on TF
I mean I might as well wait
Let me check.
Twisted fate.
4 faint e-wear 3 items.
Nashor's, Nashor's guard. Shogun guard. Nashor's.
Nashor's, Nashor's bumbling. Nashor's, Nashor's gs.
Nashor's, Ravenon's. Nashor's, Nashor's art shogun.
Nashor's, Nashor's, Ravenon's. Nashor's, Ravenon's guard.
Nashor's, Ravenon's, Ravenon's. Nashor's, Nashor's...
Whatever the fuck.
Nashors, Nashors, Guard, Shogun, Ravidon, Guard, Shogun, Nashors, Ravidon, Nashors, Nashor, JG,
Oh
Okay, well, I kind of want to keep playing this until I fight some shitter
Bro, can I please fight this guy so I have an odd amount of exp? Please, please, I can't
I can't.
I can't.
Alright, I'll gift one sub.
No, I won't.
I have to take out my Apple Pay.
So I actually can't.
I mean, no, no, I said I can't.
No, okay.
I'm too busy to get my phone, man.
I gifted 50 subs because I said I wasn't going to buff 4 and then I went 6.
And then my credit card got out to the client so I had to pull out my fucking
Apple Pay.
Scammer.
Nope.
Nope.
Alright, nice.
Alright, I'm going to roll on 4 for a little bit more TF and then like 60F.
Honestly, if I have 60F, should I just, should I just throw on 5?
I mean, it doesn't count 3 also matter though.
I'm not another story I'm not a role 40 about
out. Club belt club. Raptors or Cas ML, I'm retired. Do not ask me. No more fucking sports
Let's talk.
I mean, I won the previous round, but I'll do the solo on 5 because I actually need a
Jax 3, or I believe I'm ETH.
No Jax 3, FF.
I can't change.
Oh nice.
What is this world-bossass hex?
What is-
I don't know why this hex is trash, look at the hex I have to play.
What the fuck is this?
The left side is so fucking weak.
I
Honestly
Everything you spend gold to reroll your shop game to exp. Honestly, that's pretty good
So fucks all over the floor
I'm a good guy to enroll
I mean that's actually pretty good every time I'm rolling just get free old
He's right and surely I can find Jack three anyway. I mean I'm rolling a lot of gold on six and five
Put a truck in I don't know if it's a state lines on the left side. I'm gonna be honest
I'll do this. I don't know this a trust one is doing anything
I mean, I have early learnings, and I'm pretty sure if I can make it to level 9 with everything
with early learnings, trick-tree spreading routes.
Stargazing plus one, Voyager plus one, Nova plus one, Brawlder plus one, Challenger plus
one.
Meanwhile, I just load, he has five emblems, and I'm just loading in, don't worry,
Nashor-tooth!
Like, bro.
How is that balanced?
Wait, isn't this what's it called, this Y spending actually insane for my spot?
Because I didn't even roll down to 30 I wrote the 40 so I got just a solo 50 like pretty early and then I just hit
Jax 3 and I'm just level 8
He's right
You're gonna out level your rolls
I mean if I don't hit Jax 3 with how much how much gold I'm rolling while leveling that's
You know for sure what that is I mean talent 3 on this one
I mean still good
We all know what it is.
Soraka Echo.
Glove, Nasher Tooth, Guard Breaker.
Belt chain, the full Sunfire key.
I'm in.
Oh shit.
That's pretty good.
This set sucks!
Then don't play it, you motherfucker!
I mean the absolute bad thing is somehow I just don't hit a TF3 this game, that would
be absurd.
I think 1-2 for the game, and now I'm going to stop rolling.
Oh, Jane, okay, also going to stop this.
He's that bad.
He's BFL Vector.
He can roll with your grab bag and BFL Vector, I fucking cannot.
Why do I have a total?
I mean, it's not even bad.
30%.
One cost of odds on five. Is it 40% I
Mean it's not even that much less likely in 45. I mean it's not even that much less likely man
I mean he's right. I had seven TFs, and I did not see a single TF. I
Don't have a single jacks. I
Don't
I
Know what off of the the Caitlyn three
Can I even go talent reviews game
I'm sure you've done a decent amount of damage there.
Gold belt, gold glove, glove, belt, gold.
Team and three!
The fuck?
Okay.
Okay.
I can go TG.
I'm at one off of TF3.
I'm at one off of TF3.
PG I'm at one off of TF3
I'll roll to like 10. Fuck it.
One roll, GG. I can't. I have five jacks total.
TG, Nasher, Tooth, and I have a cloak.
Hello?
I think I'm going to have no Jax to read this game, but I mean it's fine.
I'll be level 8.
I mean I'm playing a real combat level 8, I'm 14.
No Jax to read, no problem.
I have an extra 3 fucking 3 units to play.
Alright.
I mean, this is a little bit more frontline pocket another jacks all all the 10
I
Rolled cracking plus whatever it's called I'm agonist TV ribbon for more front line as well. What can I love soon?
To if I if I roll 20 gold I get 20 XP, right?
So I can level in two thirds, basically.
Ah, nice.
That's a good one, fuckin' idiot.
Vanguard brawler, wow, you are really creative.
Voyager, fuckin'...
I didn't find a singular fuckin' DF.
I found... I found nine Caitlyn's before a singular DF.
How can I compete?
Do I have enough to level next turn
It's uhhhh...
14 in rolls and the next one it's 12 in rolls.
But if I upgrade to Brevin I can't...
But no, I can't.
Radiant DD.
Am I dead?
Hopefully not.
My entire...my...my Jax 2 died in 1-0 seconds.
What the fuck happened?
I'm jacked too.
Radiant DD.
I get a fiat sword and I get the heal.
In four rounds, game is completed and built.
Heal 6 health.
Nope, don't care.
I don't want to heal or fuck you.
And what's Stargazer is this?
Don't worry about it.
Huntress.
Oh my god.
GG.
I have a question why do I have a total of three jacks
I
Can oh great BFL Victor
Wait
Okay
You needed to stay six for Jacks. I can't
Wait, isn't it actually a bad veto that I didn't find a single Jax?
Let's finish this quickly.
One off of talent.
One roll, GG.
Okay, I'm gonna have to make 10 more turns.
Visage plus what's it called?
I mean, 20% for a 2 cost is not even that low.
I mean I know I mean I fucking next turn I just find three jacks I mean maybe
Grades 2
Nova plus one, trait tree savings account, Nova plus one
Oh my fucking god
What is this, Corky 2? What is this guy doing?
He's playing Corky Ribbon for fucking Booster Pack on 2
Bro are we fucking serious right now?
How are you allowed to play this garbage?
Who are you beat?
I think I lost
I mean that's pretty good how much crit 45 adaptive guard will sunfire and
I mean, I'll take it 12 of all that's pretty good. All right
I go new new two over Jackson not play it not play a trucks. Yeah
Or not like that's the only it's really new to without fast on it's better than
.
.
.
.
.
What stargazer guys bro it's rage bait that has to reach me bro I'm playing the
fucking Huntress I can't this is rage bait
I mean this team is a straight nuke dropper I have a I mean early learning
I'm level 8 with Riven 2 like isn't it actually a new tropper?
One off of Jax 3 surely? What is this? Oh, I forgot I
Forgot about this one
I'm going Nashors Nashors
Oh
Nice
I was a pretty good. I'm pretty sure around on this way better, but whatever it is. Oh
The guy is carrying a front line xio or a carry xio one, but it's all good tree tree spring boots gg
I mean the good news is that I get two rolls for free I guess.
One, two.
If I have jacks three my board is actually good.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Oh my tree tree.
No more bastion brawler.
Oh my god.
I mean, I didn't hit, oh he's dead, I didn't hit tree tree, I mean, honestly the top five,
listen, I didn't hit spreading roots or tree tree, and I top five, that's a fucking
win and you know it he is motherfucking right
No, I have- I have eight rocks.
For honestly, the last one is for anyway, it doesn't matter.
I fight this, I'm getting 50 gold.
No gap.
Radiant, DV, Urgot, 3 just sitting on my Jax too.
I cannot.
And what else?
And it's dead!
And it's dead!
I mean, just say it. This is a good fourth.
Like, it's just, you can't play anything.
He has same as young. He can just hit three stars, everything.
Oh, my God.
Jax?
I'm pretty sure this kid is a big dog.
I'm going to force this for whatever it's actually good.
Saving the count into tree tree.
Spreading roots into tree tree.
Saving the count.
Saving the count.
Early learning. Early learning.
Early learning, Hooster Pack 8, Hero Grab Bag BFL 8.
See if they just all have straight 3.
Yes? This is a good fork, yes?
You are so ass, mister!
It's just trait-tree and spreading roots?
This shit is so broken, man!
Oh my god...
you
you
I lost to Prismatic Ergot with Savings Account so he's just 3 star Ergot guaranteed.
Mr. Zeng, I stroke you every night my goat.
Nice. Thanks for sharing man.
What is Govuna?
It's the one where you like, every 5th attack does true damage or something like that.
And it's good because Master Yi does like 3k true damage.
And then Kindred also attacks a lot.
Hello?
Hello?
I'm tired. I'm tired.
I am tired.
Mago to sleep.
I
Play until LEC who's playing LEC today LEC schedule
LLT sports, let me see
Navi against the ship this I mean I will not be watching that one
Carmine Core against Fnatic, bro, this Razor Q, oh my fucking god, I mean I'm definitely
not watching that one either.
Razor, bro, I fucking can't, man.
What is it, Razor K?
Razor?
Razor?
Razor?
Razor?
Razor?
How do you pronounce his name?
Is it even with a Q or is it with a K? I'm pretty sure it's a K actually. Razor K.
Oh it is, Razor. Razor. Razor. Razor K. Razor. Razor. Razor?
I'm telling you, you replace rock.
That brother should be flippin burgers.
I mean, I didn't say it.
I'm telling you, you replace Razorak with Setsuko in the jungle, and the nuke will be fucking dropped.
Fnatic will be going straight to Worlds, Loki.
I'm dying.
Nath, their top is so ass.
But who's their top laner?
Vanatic, LEC roster.
And, and, and, and pyros.
Is this guy ass?
I mean I was told...
I mean...
What's the name?
Empyros.
He has 506 dpm.
Is that good?
Like who's a good top laner?
Let me just search Zas.
I mean that guy's too good though.
Who's like a mid top laner?
That's decent.
Oh.
Okay, I'll search like, Mac.
Okay, well, Zayas has 662 DPM, and this guy has 500.
What?
Okay, let me go check Mac.
How do you spell his name?
left on
628 wait like who who's like who's KC's top laner
Kana okay it's Kana worse than that Neko or no or is it like kind of close like
Who's like who's like the like the tiered 1.5 who's that let's look up his stats
They're top two in all you see then who's third?
This guy's this guy has 707 DPM broken blade
Broken blade has
475 GG GG oh my god I will be all-in against G2
Oh
Wait how many games even happen this way
Let's finish this quickly
Don't cross the medallion bro. Can can these guys just let me play tf. Please man, please
Just I have three talents man. Come on
Come on
Soraka echo please please please please please I have three talent. I have three talent
Let me play PF for free win. It's medallion that guy is a TF
This guy's holding Caitlyn a trucks and holding TF because oh what's this?
If you oh, oh TF over there as well and because what's oh wait, oh wait a milio and an Ezreal
wait
wait
Spray room, spray room!
Oh oh, I mean Fuzzle was like okay, I mean, hoo-hee-hee-hee-hee!
GG! GG! Not GG! GG!
Capa Juice. I can't. I can't.
I mean, is there- is there- is there- is there someone that's broken with Capa Juice?
I mean you can legit play anything it doesn't even matter that takes dot tools
let me see stats explorer capital use items sample size it's a best item is
pure negative 1.99 that means you made it to pure. Victor at negative 1.19? I mean, but
my Victor item is ass. Blitzcrank, Jhin, TF, half a juice, half a juice. Wait, I just realized
It's medallion? Is someone?
Ah, shit.
Medallion? Deadlier calves. Bro, someone better be contesting him, man.
Oh, nice. Is he contesting?
I mean, he must be. I mean, why the fuck would you take this all in and not play TF?
Wait?
Great. Forging string. Fuck a looter alert.
Alright.
Alright, what do you guys want to see? I can legit play anything. I can win the game with legit anything.
It doesn't even matter. I just cash out GG. I'm up 4 Oran items. I can play any cop I want.
No emblem, nothing, no problem. I'm up 4 fucking Oran items.
I can.
I'm gonna be honest.
I do not want my DNA.
Lulu.
Medallion Lulu.
Medallion Lulu is broken.
Really?
broken
Wait, there's actually no trait trees.
I mean, this is also not legal.
You just sacked into a 40-HP, yep, and then you catch out and you don't lose a single
round for the rest of the game.
I can't!
I can't!
You can lose, but the thing is, if you actually try to play a board on 3-2, you
chances are like ideally you play like some re-roll line because you can just
cash out and then roll and then be super stable on two stars and then just
AK at 50 gold and then just send it he's it allows you to be able to like
allows you to three private like I'm pretty sure the best line is actually
Victor but the thing is my Victor item is not a Victor item
I can go space world plus one
is it entire lobby space for plus one
I mean I can also just play Nova plus one.
I mean Cap'n Juice on Kindred sounds actually kinda good.
Oh man I think I won because of the Heal Cackler Rave in there.
GG.
And now I'm a and now I'm broke. Oh man, I
Was even looking
If you had a hit units before and then he sold them when he found out what they're called and now I'm broke
And now I'm screwed. I mean it's actually still fine like whatever as long as I get this reforger
As long as I get this reforger, it's fine if I don't get this reforger. I'm out
Okay, if I lose this round, I'm guaranteed a reporter, okay, it's fine.
Uh, I mean, I can actually play Nova plus one.
Yeah.
I mean, Nova plus one actually has a pretty high cap as well.
If I don't want to play...
Let me just make sure these idiots are playing...
I mean the Nova Cab is insanely high as well, it's just, uh, bone cloak tier rod, it's just,
I don't even know how to play this shit.
the bell that the bell that
And then I just, uh, I win this right here, at least, but I'm pretty sure Cabo Juice on
Kindred is actually good.
I didn't get a glove let's say I go spat here then I have rod poke player on bobo
20 to level.
Kept my juice.
Great, this guy's 5 strength with staying level 4.
How?
Also I think he's contesting this guy for TF.
And he's just 20 F. I mean, I'll say I'll take
I'm not sure
All right
rolling for days pandora's items i got bow spat
i'm i just need econ because i just need to hit my board i mean pandora's items are fine
i mean i'm gonna have the rolls from this though but this is still probably more gold
and this is less likely it fixes my branching out and i have another reporter
Ah, fuck it, whatever. I don't even know why I took this honestly. Timebreaker. Why the fuck did I take this?
Why the fuck did I take this?
I mean, I have another Reforger which is good. I mean, I can't Reforge it because I need to save my Reforgers for the, what's it called?
Is it just always red buff?
Red buff cap of juice plus one.
Why the fuck did I, why the fuck did I take this?
This is legit the only way I can throw the game. All I needed was econ and my spot was good.
No, no, I'm gonna sleep. I'm out, I'm out. Why the fuck did I just take econ and what the fuck am I even doing?
Wait, what?
My spot is officially ass.
What the fuck am I doing all I need is money
And then I can just 4-1 all in but now I'm broke and if I 4-2 all in I'll be one life
and there's another force of strength in the lobby so I'm just gonna go wait.
What the fuck am I doing?
I mean, I'm pretty sure this is a nova game, honestly.
Alright, it's a nova game for sure.
And then does this uh, when you drop a low 4 I mean that's fine.
Okay, low key I'm back, okay, okay, I'm kind of down to keep the cap of juice.
And then I just go Nova, Red buff, and then I have tier rod, quote something, Spat
The black glove, bow, the bow, the bow, the bow, the twosy feet, the braggos.
But did I not heal?
I don't even want to know this either.
Okay.
No more GA plus 1.
Red buff.
Honestly, I'm done to keep the cap of juice.
It's actually good.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, I just lose one round.
It doesn't matter what I lose.
Wait, actually, wait.
By the way, in this round, I can 4-1 all in.
GEEEAAAAA
Wait, that's actually insane.
Because now I get my- my- my- what's it called?
And then I- I get 3 rolls, and then I just need to make sure I get fuckin' 30 on this round.
And then I just 4-1 all in GG.
House Cabbage is good, because after I cash out, you think I'm losing a single fuckin' round?
No.
How can I lose a round? I can't.
I'm a mother to the movers now
I mean I need to make sure I get like legit a thousand mode
I'm going to I'm lost
I'm ordean I took out timebreaker
No, I didn't know you
Okay, perfect 40 and then now I just 4-1 all in and I can't lose this thing around 8 rolls
It's alive like not that much money, but I mean it's still fine. It's for normal
And then let me just
What's the fuck are these?
I think I'm about to lose.
I mean I need to reforge fish bones
6 Nova, 3 more outer. Tier, tier, tier cloak. Tier cloak, bow, rod, cap of juice, and then
I need to reforge more items. Like tier plus something, and then I will wait. Also I need
to get rid of Nova on Master E because I'd rather actually know what something else
I have two more reforgers exclusive customization
I don't need to sell that
Voyager plus one Soraka's miracle I mean Voyager I'm just going to keep for the whatever
it's called
Nova plus two to that note
Who am I missing fiora
I mean, I don't really want to roll it anymore. I feel like my board is fine
I just don't prefer a minefugged and then QSS, red buff, cap of juice, QSS, cap of juice,
red buff, open whatever the fuck, also I'm kind of down to roll until, alright, I'm
just looking at my board, I have three item here, three item here, three item here,
who the fuck can I lose to, one store everything, oh woohoo, I can't, who can I lose to,
Tell me I cannot
Like what the fuck is this man? I
Don't get it. I mean I'm g2, but I mean everything on my entire board is one-star. My board would not be stable man
And I just leveled her fiora I
I mean, I have enough fucking removers of this shit, fuck you, idiot.
He is motherfucking right.
Also, this NovaSpat is so fucking useless.
That uh, ah, ah, ah, ah, no like I need to find a better item than fucking Nova and
then I can just Nova my fucking mouth die, you know what I mean?
But I need to make sure I have a third, like I want to make sure I have a third item,
like I don't, like you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean look at the Kappa Juice.
Kappa Juice.
The Kappa Juice.
The cap of juice.
But no, this build I haven't gotten to play too hard, it's legit trashed out.
Master Yi.
Forge and Strength. That's his board. Sniper Sniper. I don't really want to roll. I kind
of don't want to roll for what's it called. I'm just going to keep playing for this game
for sure. It's actually good. I'm going to read this. Tanks game, I mean it's 15
I can build with someone else who is a guard breaker.
I will teach you then.
3v2 level 9?
Eh, it doesn't matter.
Who cares?
I have 3 item tank, a TG, a fucking ginsu brefuff kappa juice, carry 3 item carry, 3 item carry, 3 item tank, a TG.
You will lose to fortune player. The entire lobby will lose to the fortune player.
Nice man. It doesn't matter.
You're not good. Okay. Thank you. And then now, I mean, I sat two more and then I just leveled for Fiora. I mean, how do I check stats? 35 hats? And that's pretty good. I mean, isn't that actually pretty good? I mean, I don't think that should be pretty good on the catch-up, I think.
What's the psionic item?
I guess, malware matrix.
Honestly, that's pretty good.
I'm the level 4 brown lady right now.
Wow.
What a surprise.
I cash out and I don't lose a single round.
Hmm
I'm kind of not agreed cuz I'm gonna be able to level anyway. No cab I
Mean I can go guard breaker. No, no, no, I don't care. Nope. Don't care
Okay, surely I care eventually, right?
Okay, no, I mean this is probably one of the best I can get in.
I mean, it's two items for sure.
I mean, I can also reforge the glove.
i'm basically looking for uh...
uh... g
but
why is my voice over here? what the fuck is this?
i'm probably just gonna go step that on fiora
Actually I'll probably just know if you're uh, until...
Alright, 50, 56 nests from the level.
Aw man, I think I'm gonna lose.
We got Space Grove plus one with uh, what's it called, catch up.
Nice one, man.
Space Grove plus one with, with Forge and Strength.
I cannot.
I cannot.
Mmm, 31...
I
This is the only guy lost to
I mean, I can also just play psionic for malware matrix and then go with someone else
And I'm actually not bad though, and I'm not only careless on you
I need a I need to do oh
I can play pipe and then I know this is challenge
40 hat
But what's it called is actually just oh, maybe I should just go pike and just not play I
Just don't play catch by I need it. I need a hatch one more on me
I'm also down for Fiora, so I can start hatching, Kindred paired, Kindred 2, Locke, and then
I go for a third item, G, hopefully it's a G8.
How much, what does Nova give?
How many units did he kill?
Oh, actually he killed my airdrops.
other allies getting 10% of the task in 10 hours or no more
I mean honestly it's not even that bad
I mean honestly I'm just gonna go to Lassocks for a new ending
but we'll get the fuck out of here man
who am I fighting?
alright, I'm not a zoned out guy
Sun will work on him
Let's see who's going 1, 2, to solve guys.
Oh nice!
Forcian strength!
Oh nice!
Forcian strength!
But the game is BAD! It's just BAD!
Alright, well, hopefully I don't fight this guy while I'm swooped.
I'm fighting him, but I moved to the left side at least, so I can kill this trash first.
That has to be pretty good, right?
I actually am playing a fair game of TFT.
I at least have like a fucking worthless ass cappa juice, a fucking light shield crest
fucking Seraga the fish bones on D no here you go seekers arm guard DD
I took the wrong item. I meant to go fucking hodge. Where the fuck did this come from?
What I get? Oh, sir, that's very good.
I'm a man if you were to, I'm kind of dancing over the fjord again.
Because then I'd be nothing with an actual man.
What happened to my platform?
eh I lost this eh I don't know I think I should know already though I mean I
mean I'd rather know with this and then just I mean just everyone so why the
look what I know uh how much is this 50 ad 50 as and I don't really care and
I'll just know this I didn't hit either fucking
catch two or pure two this guy's full streak and how strong this guy strong as
fuck that's probably why didn't hit you or two I think this guy just beat
I got perfectly I got perfectly I went third listen this is basically a second
yes I can never beat this guy because he has he's one of them he has seekers
Armguard DD and then this guy's upward mobility into fast 10 man like it's just
like it's just actually Daniel's like that's not even I don't like if one if one
two three are locked
on 21 you already know the top whatever
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Bro, the guy had the God spot. He was full streaking because everyone is open
with that augment into more econ into fast 10, Vex 2, Fiora 2, Graves 2.
Just look at his board man, like even I can't fucking outcap the end, then this guy just look.
Seekers DD.
Low, low, low, low, low, low.
Oh my God.
Hello?
Hello?
May?
May?
May?
May?
May?
May?
May?
Why?
Give me one good reason why I can't go to sleep.
We will miss you, colonel, parenthesis.
That is not a good reason I'm out.
I'm tired.
I'm hosting Jazz Latte piece.
I'm out.
I'm tired, man.
I can't.
No, no, no.
Tomorrow will be the nuke drop.
Okay.
Tomorrow I will not complain a single fucking time and I'm actually going to climb. Nope
Question mark question mark question mark
No tomorrow. I won't complain and I'm just going to just if I have nothing to play it's fine a fifth place
It's pretty good. Can we all agree fifth is good when you're low roll