k3soju
TOURNAMENT IN 3 DAYS :| aight, actually playing or im tier prestivent !boxboxbootcamp
09-01-2026 · 13h 56m
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Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Why is that so strong?
Hello?
Bro.
GG.
Also, why is my game so close?
Hello?
How are you still D4 but says he is GM already bro. I'm not gonna be D4 for long man
Starting starting right now. Okay, also this vagar unit is so fucking bad
Hey, what could have I brought on three this round man
There's no karma in here, are we serious?
Bro.
I'm pretty sure starting next round I'm not gonna kill a single unit.
Bro.
This, uh, this vagar unit is so fucking dog shit.
It is crazy.
I'm not even kidding, I think Karma 1 might be better than Mega Ardu.
Like this shit is just...
What is this unit?
He's so bad!
Oh, I'm not tier 2, man, not yet.
This guy is so fucking trash, it's pissing me off!
Watching this shit is making me upset
It's almost our two-year anniversary didn't ask why did you fight yesterday my fucking internet went out man
Philios
All right well
Okay, also I'm pretty sure Zaya is doing this one already better.
I have Void Morillo, Rockon Kabuko, another chain, and a BS word.
I don't get
How much energy is big are you 2k oh my
Bro this unit is so bad, but I feel like I have no damage
I don't think I'm going to win around because of the damage there anyway.
This unit is so bad.
I didn't even stop by Javor.
I'll catch up here.
Does a tournament have a rank requirement?
Or what?
I don't know what I can ask you for sure
What do I go for items?
Encon?
I mean I'm just flexing between Zyra, Zyra, Soraka, Malphite, and like Arti Murgana
But I don't know how good Arti Murgana is after the nerf
It's probably so playable
It actually kind of solves my damage problems
Damage amp attack speed for one unit.
Alright, show me the news.
Six, four, two.
Bramble vest, do I just forward forge the bramble?
G-A-E-G-S.
Okay, I mean, I'm not gonna keep Guard Breaker.
Okay, I mean, I'm just committed to, uh, what's it called?
Alright, I'm back.
You are the male Emily Wayne of TSE. I'm not sure about that one.
Yorick?
Bro, like, I'm 40 gold with an econ augment. Isn't that kind of sad?
I'm 40 gold with an econ augment? How?
It's probably good. Let's not be having two gears. I'm just gonna make it. I mean, that was pretty good. I mean, it's impossible to do that.
After 25 seconds the allies gain 300% damage I am.
Uh, Yorick, Azir, Amumu, so how the fuck am I affording this board with this amount
of gold?
I don't get it.
I don't think I am.
I mean, I can hold Ezreal already, I can also hold the Shed but not Lee.
I mean at least I'm healthy but like I'm so cool man okay you know okay now
Casio 1 is way better than Vanguard 2. Holy shit, I'm just looking at this.
Alright, bye baddie. What the fuck?
Uh...
Oh, I'm not Diamond 4. Oh, I am right now. Just fucking wait.
Like, you know people are probably losing faith in me?
like I don't get it like no no no like I mean I'm like losing faith in myself
I'm getting fucking pissed
Carbreaker or GS avoid Marullo?
Carbreaker or GS avoid Marullo?
We're tiered on one cost are we serious?
No way
Defender, here, Defender, 32 to level, it's kinda fine.
I just want to show this fight, I have three items here.
All right well, if I lose the round I'm gonna eat.
Rapid fire, silver.
Well, and Breville's insane this lot of you, but fuck.
Tear.
All right, well, all I know is if I lose,
wait, this doesn't wrap, right?
Holy shit.
All right, well if I lose this round, GG.
This Warlord unit looks so fucking awful.
Okay, I'm actually playing you, Pist.
I looked at this guy's board.
How are you allowed to have this board, herpchook?
It's pissing me the fuck off, man.
Gs void morello guardbreaker tier
Honestly, I couldn't just not report to Bramble and went double Bramble.
It looks so fucking OP and it's not even close to me, but I actually could have.
They just set up two things.
Nah, I don't have two carries.
It's like, does he...
His last whisper isn't on his...
Maybe he has no remover, let's see.
He's the same rank as me, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't have a joint for it.
A bow, a glove, a broad glove, here, close broad glove.
I mean now, if I go adaptive JG, I can actually plunge like everything.
Uh, I'm not going to go invoker, no, because I'm too boar.
I'm gonna go TG as well.
I mean TG's pretty good in this comp.
DT plus whatever it's called.
I was gonna make JG, but uh TG's pretty good.
Two Amumu, Apheleos, alright well, and I lost.
I'm fighting a guy that just ulted.
Great man.
And now I'm screwed.
But also, I'm pretty sure Seraf is actually good.
Like, if it weren't for Seraf being good, I would've just...
I mean, I could 4-5 this game.
52.
I mean, I'm actually pretty close to swiping.
I'm a mumu paired.
I feel like 4-5 fucking sucks.
And it looks like I'm four of them not even that poor
52 to level I'm at like 70 something 20 something gold jewel cube booster pack
I'm definitely rich enough to level now
Rod rod elder dragon gnar
It's gonna be good.
Morgana? Bro, that's the only unit I hit, man.
What the fuck is this?
Ivern. Soraka.
This is my board.
I'm sure that play Ivern on my board.
This is my board.
This is my board.
One on blamble, visage, rabbon on.
How do I hold this?
If I lose this round...
If I lose this round...
I mean my following is actually insane, but my backline is...
It's fine. It's fine. I'm close. It's fine. I should probably just sell the fucking Alistar
plus whatever it's called. I was hoping for any 5 costs that can hold AP items. What the
fuck is this?
Uh...
Uh...
That was Robert on the guard.
Great GS Molo.
This is not good, man.
I need to just...
Oh, I need to just fucking sell this shit, man.
I need to pivot to Zyra, but I have zero gold.
Bro, should I just take a booster pack?
Like, is it... like, okay.
Isn't it actually unreasonable that there's this many copies of like instant wins?
One, two, what did I get? I don't even know, like, uh, like, isn't it actually like, isn't it actually a bad beat?
If I find...
Isn't it actually like, I gnar fucking Elder Dragon, like, if I get, if I get any fucking AP, don't I just go straight to nine?
I don't have to roll a single time, like, oh my god.
I don't get it. Five Elderwood. Five Elderwood.
I don't get it.
Ari, Rod, Void, Morello, GS.
Rod. Adaptive. Rabidon's Guard. Void. GS.
Malphite Baird. Zyra.
I don't even have what's it called lots of blocks am I just holding this oh nice alright
All right, well now I just need now I just need a zeer
I'm so poor
No, I'm so poor
Soraka to mouth like to Zyra to
Bro, isn't Dukyu actually fine here?
You can actually use- Oh my.
He is good for something full open, man.
this is my board I don't even have defender in I don't even have the
Oh, yeah, the...
Can I FF?
That's awesome, love this ability.
Oh, but there's something, something useless.
Can I FF?
The guy has all my units and I take the booster pack here and I open this door and I just pull
it all.
Open the rod so you can make an item.
Oh, good.
Oh wait, Soraka 2 and Moomoo 2.
Well now I just need an Azir and honestly this unit is trashed and I just play Ivern
Okay, honestly
Okay, okay now. I'll just find one is here like, okay, okay. It's fine. It's actually fine like okay
What's my spot actually fine if I just a booster back bro? No, I'll click you come next time. No like okay
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine
It's fine
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, and I am what is that?
Excuse me?
I don't have a comment on how to win, but at least I have this, I guess.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I mean, my board's not even that bad, except I need to have this board like 10 decades ago.
Here's no DC this stream.
Bro, like, okay, no, guys, it looks like, it looks really bad, but the thing is, like, if I just had...
This could have been my board 10 decades ago, if I just used that.
The highs of the duo queue is so much higher.
I had open rods so I could finish an item, and I feel like if I find Kennen, Taric, any
lots any alone my board is just instantly good but now my board is like now I'm
just spiking an entire stage late and now me also this guy died with Zyra's
I'm down to just roll to 10 every turn and then maybe I can go like
Also, I thought it was your opinion, but maybe I can get like a... a what's-a-called this game.
Maybe I can get a, uh... a fourth.
Who knows? Fourth place?
Guys, this will be a high-heeled stream by the end of today!
Nice man well played Tarot 218!
Woohoo!
Tarot 218!
Like, what the fuck?
Man, I can't even find Azir.
Or not Azir.
and I can't even find Azir or not Azir it's not even a 2
I'm back. Except not really. GS, Rabadon's blue, G.A.E. Royce Roller. I'm back. Ivern
level 9 and I'm just sitting here just true zero on each of the entire game.
Woohoo!
Really close.
Really close.
Really close. I hit my board on 5-5.
Oh my god. I'm screwed.
Okay, listen. Is dual queue actually that bad there? I don't understand.
Like, like, aside from, like, results, I had open Rod, and I get 2 fight costs.
And this comp literally can jam in every 5 costs, except for Naurin whatever the fuck.
Like, it's just, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Like it hits like, like, if it hits months earlier, I just upgrade like all the fucking
shit, like heck room, like all the barbage instead of, and then I would actually have
of money to just go 9 and then if I if and then I just don't roll and then if I
hit Kenan, if I didn't just instantly GG I had GG for Kenan and then if it hits
like I don't even know what else like well like a loon I can just play fucking
fiddle a loon for for whatever the fuck like it's I and then I've opened
rod so it's impossible to lower all pressure out of a forger as well so
I can finish the third item as well like it's just it's just so much
there's just so much plus than just taking an extra you know you know
You know, that thing is only an extra 16-volt, but you can throw.
Also, I need to put on some pants, because I don't want to crop my camera every single time.
I don't want to crop my camera every single time I think I'll pee.
You're back. I need to pee.
Throw! Oh my...
you
Hello?
Hello?
Did you see the tier 2 subs in higher consented gifts?
What does that do?
What the fuck is this?
Bro, nah, nah, Twitch done it again, man.
What the?
Bro, can this queue pop?
How am I in a 3 minute 30 minute queue?
30-minute queue on a Tuesday 3 p.m.. 2 p.m.. sorry.. fuck.. alright..
NO I'M LOCKED IT LIKE BRO..
Alright, well, if I, uh, alright, if I bot for this game, I don't know what to do, man.
I'm in the same game as Q'n, I'm the same elo as Q'n.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Lo!
Oh my god!
Bro, Setsuko!
Setsuko, can you give me, can you coach me?
If you don't coach me I'm demoted no
Bro, I won't even make my tally junior man
All right
Bro you need to stop sending these fucking gifts you are getting fucking banned for for tier two something
What the fuck is this garbage man?
Maybe like maybe what the problem is
As soon as they nerf to Rift Beast, I just lost the only combat I can top board with and then now I'm just completely screwed
Nice.
Fog Jane.
I can't find this game.
Rod Cloak?
Hello?
Oh, sure.
Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna go put on some shorts.
So that way I don't have to fucking crop my camera every time I leave.
Also, isn't it kind of inconsistent that you can play Blossom to get a Blossom thing here?
But you can't play...
But you can't play Blossom on like any other neutrals, isn't that actually just like, why?
Why can't you get a Blossom Charm here but you can't get it anywhere else?
I don't get it.
Why?
Hmm
Frontline foundation
Yeah, why
Is brawler yeast still playable or is it ass I
I mean I just my arms it's it's not looking good. Oh wait all right GD GD
Ring our virtual everyone already knows the fucking it's the ring over here, but I mean look at my items
Maybe it's still playable and it doesn't even matter
What do I even do with brawler plus one?
Because I could just go like into QSS Roller, but then...
And I just hard force Yi.
Okay.
Or...
Or...
Or...
Or...
Or...
Or...
Or...
Or...
Or...
Or...
Or I can go past nine.
Can you just go Brawler, Alistar, Setnar and it's good.
Probably man.
Okay, if I lose my streak, I play Yi.
I lose my streak, I play Yi.
I keep streaking, I go die.
Alright.
Who?
Okay, is this guy spamming GIFs?
So these fucking tier 2 subbers, listen you fucking idiots, I appreciate the fucking tier
2 sub, but stop sending these fucking gifs man, what is this man, no, no, no, no, no,
do not tier 2 sub, I'm not even kidding, if you tier 2 sub and you send these stupid
ass gifs, I just sub for gifs, Saibao, you fucking Saibao, 4 hour, what the fuck do
you mean man?
I don't know. That's a fucking rage bait. Nope.
Nope.
First message from these first messages. Holy shit, man.
Alright, let's go to your core, Rod.
Adaptive player on Rod.
Alright, everyone's just open. I don't get it.
Bro, why are you so mean, bro?
It's the same thing as FNS thanking primes in the middle of a watch party.
I just look over at my chat and I just see this stupid ass fucking gift, man.
Like, I don't mind, like, like, ass 23, but like, why are the gifts like straight up
like...
Alright, can a tier 2 sub send a gift right now?
Who's the other, like, the only other tier 2 sub?
I give you permission to fucking send a gift right now.
I just need to show you guys the size of the shot. I don't know what's the same for you guys, but like
Where'd he go? It's not a trap. Hello
Hello
Here here cloak rod
Oh
All right, well i've been one of them. Uh, maybe i should unbend this guy
Here cloak rod blow
You're close, Rod's low.
Are you still here?
Alright, well he's gone.
Alright, whatever.
It is what it is.
You're ripped.
Juggernaut.
I mean, I just go fast on this game, yes?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm 5th streaking.
And if I'm 5th streaking, I just go straight to 9th.
and then GG. Or I can just roll an 8 and play 4 brawler and flex the backline. It's probably
4 brawler plus some bullshit in the backline.
Do I need to send my dashes? Okay, I definitely do not, but I need to send my dashes then.
I'm kind of down to just go 9, like, don't I actually win out with like, what's the core?
Like set?
Alistar?
Gnar?
Plus like, plus 5?
Or whatever.
This guy doesn't read chat, Maj!
What happened?
What's the non-boss version?
It's like lose 4 player health, gaining 2 gold?
He sent it, scroll up.
Like what is this shit?
How is this this size?
Kog'maw?
Is Juggernot brawler?
This is the other full streaker.
No way, this doesn't jump away.
Hello?
Oh nice. Okay, I was about to say if I lose this round it's a GD. All right, what GD?
I mean it's legit impossible to walk over from this spot. As long as I roll down
for even half of a board. I'm like guaranteed top two from the slot. Alright, I'm back.
I can't bury them all.
I'll pull some firecruiser streak and that's pretty good.
Seven gold for 12 EXP?
I mean, I'm in.
Tell me, how is that good?
Spellweaver?
I don't even have Spellweaver in.
Maybe Spellweaver Executioner, Summoner, Vanguard, Bro.
I mean, I can play Vanguard or no.
I mean I can roll, but I'm pretty sure my board is too strong.
I mean it is.
What the fuck?
Thank God I found this turn, because I'm pretty sure I found a mushroom from previous
group.
I can actually like use a roll every single turn for a charm this stage.
Okay, all right, sub is not worth by the way. I mean, honestly, you're probably right.
You're probably right. I saw this open message twice, I chose not to acknowledge it the
first time one hour. Sweet treats, tons of stats, sword overload, sword awakening. Bronze
for life. I mean do I do the sword overload and just put items on a filter now? I mean
I'm not being so awake initially, I should have asked.
Uh, I can go with this for Vanguard.
Might as well roll what's your charm.
Blossom plus one, is that good?
I mean, I'm kind of down to actually...
Uh, and it's not actually that good.
Now I'm like, limited to playing Blossom,
but Gargoyle is really good, so I'll roll.
Alright.
Gargoyle, Sunfire...
And I can play this next in.
nice then. Another Blossom. E is better than... E is better than... Dinara.
Alright, well, my spot looks like a giga-forced. I just pivot into, uh, like a filios plus
something. I think I am back. I'm so poor. Yeah, I could play, I could play like Nar,
I mean I'm kind of poor though and if I lose my streak I'm completely poor.
Awesome, 2-star, 2-cost for 4-gold, are the 2-costs an instant win in the game?
No?
I mean I can't.
I can't
I can't
I can't
This guy's got a cash out coven
Honestly, fast sign is probably bad here
because I think this guy won the game
So why the fuck would I fast sign?
I don't care
Actually, his items for casting are so bad
Alright, I'm leveling Nestern
or Diana my words actually good adaptive JG DVDDB
Casio is not even OP anymore okay well just because it's not OP doesn't mean
like you can't win
DB DB gargoyle Sunfire brawler adaptive GG
How much a tattoo this is
You know how to
I think Glob is more flexible because Glob has lost his first and Guard.
Alright, well...
Diana in.
Blossom in one gold for every champion you kill. Alright, I'm not a vet.
And...
And...
of
I mean, there's no annual fast time.
I'm like even like I'm gonna lose my streak like on on on 4-1 and uh
Yeah, my front line is a York also
Is it's prismatic defender
The spot's not even that good, man. It's actually not that good.
Alistar, Narset. I mean, I can also hold, like, Krug. Krug MamaBeat plus one.
That way I can hold Zyra. MamaBeat, Krug, just Krug.
I only have nornim's anyway I mean the spot's pretty good
I'm just like I mean I'm just sure I'm just over one level I don't know
And then I have adapted JG probably like play I could play like Zyra
And then if I'm playing like Aphelios, which I'm probably not, I mean I am playing Aphelios,
I can play like Aphelios, Diana, Mamadi, or Brambleback, and I just play, instead of
Vanguard Frontline, I just play one Vanguard.
Oh, there's a Brambleback, what the fuck is this shot?
And then I can also pivot to like Alistar and R, Krugset, Krugset plus one, plus
That's one.
And I don't feel like a Vanguard.
I just feel like I'm going to go under.
Glove, tier cloak, glove.
Glove.
Glove, cloak, play around tier glove.
Glove, cloak, play around tier glove.
I'm pretty sure there's no way I'm not playing that.
I need to go adaptive TG.
But then what about my anti armor?
No anti armor?
How is this Rift Beast?
I don't get it.
Rift Beast, Rift Beast, Rift Beast.
How is this Rift Beast? I don't get it. Rift Beast, Rift Beast, Rift Beast. Am I just like
four Rift Beast? I probably won't sound the same in this turn.
I mean I don't have to play Rammel back, like I can just play this plus an open slot here.
I mean it's fucking TV diff, I'm a commerce core to hit my board and then go 9.
and relics for an item that way more love love reading IE
I just want to look at this.
Affiliates 2, I can't.
Holy shit, this rollout is looking kind of good.
I can't.
How many brawlers is this?
Do I have, I don't have a, I'll probably roll a net shrimp for it.
But I don't have a, I don't have a, I need a rapid fire, I need a mama beak.
But I don't really want to sell a mancilver this, I have a glove glove.
Alright, one mama beak, or honestly I can stop on any, any rapid fire.
rapid fire and and I'm done and I just go straight to nine cap around like
draven to where I'm at I mean look at my spot look at my spot I mean this is
rolled out is just too good man I had like ten gold aphelios to here you go
like for all no this is just range bait man it's actual range bait
Oh my god.
I just hit, man.
Rage bait.
Is there a rapid fire?
Highest 4 costs? No.
What is your...
I mean, this looks pretty solid to me.
I will allow this one.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
All right, nah, nah, this game is just different.
This game is just fucking different.
Just look at this shit, man, like how in, like, just, just look, just fucking look.
Oh my, it's just every shop is just something good.
Every shop is something good.
It's just that I cannot.
I cannot. I cannot.
book. Also isn't this Diana? Oh actually Diana is a rather good. What up? Why did I
I said that it's me
That's just for IE
Alright, uh, okay it's just, it's just Nar over Kabuko, and then my 9 is, I mean I could
just play Elune.
And then I just move Zyra items to Elune, and then just try to build more fun items
so I can actually sustain an Elune.
Actually I could also just play Taric to a 9.
I don't actually, I mean I can just play Alune, I don't even have to play Zyra, I can play
Alune, level Taric too.
What the?
This is a fucking fly.
Like I can play, like if I hit Zyra too I'll just play Zyra too, but.
Narr, Narr over Kabuko, Taric, Alune, maybe I'll find a Lux.
Like,
No one or Hecarim, Zyra, instead of Mama B, Crump plus one.
Yeah, let's play Zyra and fucking Hecarim.
Like, for what, man? For two synergies?
Like, bro, come on, man. Like, Hecarim over fucking Taric?
And Zyra, come on, come on.
Like, go and die to play fucking Hecarim over Taric.
Like, come on. No, no, no, no.
You almost fucking got me.
It says full streaking. I mean I can outcome for sure though
You're diving for chances he's higher you know man. I mean maybe I mean probably is honestly
Holy shit, even my items just aligned perfectly, I cannot.
What the fuck?
I don't get it!
I mean, I just ADK this stage, I mean I'm just gonna roll once every turn for charm,
Like I mean like it for a cheap charm and then I'm just going to nine on on six one and then just recap on nine
Like not only did I hit everything with like no gold all my items are just like the giga
Holy shit from Ryan feels bad for me, man
Then they're thinking for we need to get Kate me so to you out of diamond for
What is viewers are gonna give up on them?
Holy shit
I mean it's not actually 0, you can't actually get this game in.
Oh well I'm Xyra 1.
Okay I'm sure that I roll for one hobby of something.
Of a nice one, by the way.
A 9 is just Eric, and I don't even have to play stupid ass Lunarware over to B.
Can I play the Sentinel or not?
I mean, I have a fucking Kabukko on my board. Is that good? I mean, 4 Rollers is better than
something else for sure. And that's not a drop-drop, which I don't really want to.
I might just end in the A with Zyra.
I mean, how much is 16 AP in one mana regen?
Oh, it's two mana regen, and yeah, I'm just gonna end with Zyra.
Alright.
I'm definitely not rolling from the Zephyr, you know.
I'm 9 on 6-1 level for Taric.
I'll gnar over this, it's my word.
a lot
he's so lucky man if I was there to defend that
why not just give those to set what do you think
this guy is so lucky bro don't I just rail this guy
if I was there to
no probably not honestly but I compete in my mind
Actually, the middle is really fucking strong.
There's also a golden deal with a raven-gumbley.
I don't get it.
I mean, okay, it's actually a good thing that I lose, not really.
Okay, I'm probably guaranteed...
I can go Void Staff, about an extra Minogen.
QSS, DV, Brawler.
I can also move the Brawler to someone else and give my Bramble back the third item.
It's a Blackthorn, the Bramble vest.
I can go 3rd tank item as well, the Archangel, show you an Archangel, and then move the Adaptive to Frontline.
No, no, I'll fuck that. I'm sure this brawler isn't doing anything.
I thought I could make it kinda anyway.
I'll do my own dirty work, but the next thing is my own.
So I was told me that it was his best item and I was like how because his active is like the fucking game AD.
I did not know that, thanks!
Oh see you learned something, you learned something from this stream, see?
But yeah like apparently the jump like you hit IE's and current that's why he's like good on it.
Intuitive?
No one said that, can you repeat that?
Like okay so like you don't think I like it doesn't, it's like it wouldn't be intuitive for IE to be good because
Like you're active, so just gain the AD AD. So why the fuck would I be good?
But apparently when the target dies, we but the next target that fucking dumbass passive can't crit
Wasn't it the same with Valibear a few sets ago? Oh, I don't know
All right, well, I'm definitely not rolling as I now I upgrade to Zyra
But like there's actually a lot of charms that I mean, I don't break this
There's actually a lot of charms that
Uh, that gives scaling.
They got like permanent AD, permanent AS, permanent AP.
I don't think I got the RM-101, but I don't really want to roll this turn.
I just ulted with Eric, and just roll for a charm and some turn, then GG.
Great, I'm fighting this guy right before I go 9 again.
A, B, A. A, B, A.
And, like, how, man? I just fought this motherfucker, man?
I cannot, I cannot.
I can't.
He's so lucky.
Scythe?
Shatt's not working, he is so lucky, man.
The bitchin
The fucking apple I mean comp is not
I got spryken and some mini-chains.
What the fuck is that one-shot, man? Excuse me.
I didn't even know this existed. Your monster attacks grant 5% stacking. I mean that's for
I mean, I'll take that one
I have full plump Ferrari, I cannot
I can't
This is level 810.
with the precision strike gain 25% crit damage with all 5 cost champions 10 won for that bro no no thanks
this guy's qss but his backline is pretty good
I don't care who's behind, I just need to calm down.
I think I moved without shit.
I'm not plumb.
I'm faked up by Dari.
Did you find my clone?
I bet.
Allowed.
All right.
I'm back.
I mean, look what happens when I actually hit my board, like, I roll twice a few years
to.
Oh, get it, man.
And my items are just good.
Oh, god.
Oh, God.
Look what happens when I'm lucky.
I mean, yes, man.
I
My board was on a giga cat because after I hit Terry to I just double remove and then he's go like brawler
Adaptive
Gargoyle said fast Sunfire three on set three and Terry three on Zyra three in a Brambleback three in a filios
It's just GG. It's just GG
Seti is a challenger of guys.
Stop comparing me to the fucking goats, man.
Everyone knows Setiko is the goat.
It's not good to compare yourself to people, man.
Comparison is the thief of joy.
He is right.
Just appreciate what you have.
Cune is higher evil than you.
Prestigate.
You're in tear, Prestigate.
It's so embarrassing people are calling it to your precedent now, man.
First message, never seen you happy playing this game, following since February 2nd, 2024.
No, no, no, no, the thing is, no one is happy playing this game.
But uh, wait, really?
I'm actually having a lot of fun.
Wait, does it not sound like I'm having fun?
Wait, TFD is really fun.
No.
Really?
Well, I'm actually having a lot of fun though.
TFD's got fun.
It's just sometimes you just have to complain like when it's mandatory to complain you have
to complain.
Like some fucking bullshit happens every game and that's a fact.
Like last game I hybried way too hard so the game was too easy.
That's set to go, read your own chat, fatty.
Set to go.
How?
Wait, is he here?
Set to go.
You are the lowest tier fucking streamer of all time.
How do you still have no cam even when you're that handsome?
How do you just run ads to run in the middle of games?
How are you always at the top of the fucking ladder?
It's fucking boring seeing you win every single fucking game.
What else is there?
No, I'm saying it's a bad thing to win every game.
If you win every game, I don't know.
You know what unit actually needs a fucking buff is, uh, it's Vanguard.
Bro, how is Vanguard so fucking dog shit?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I do not understand how we can do this fast.
What the?
Maybe I can play Yunara Re-Roll.
Yunara Team-O-Re-Roll.
Perhaps.
Oh wait, it's this guy.
What the f**k he loves?
He doesn't give three loves?
WHAAAA!
Maybe I can hit as well, what do I get?
Deadlier caps.
Deadlier caps.
I mean, I don't even want to slam once at home.
Cause I could just stack.
I mean, honestly, in the other, in the other, uh, I'm pretty sure if I lose one round I'm
supposed to just open.
But in the previous one you're supposed to just, I guess if I get tempo then it's
It's kind of worth it to just push. I missed what it helped do. Alright, well, then I'll
just push for it. Bye, Yorick. It's a Buko, half whatever it's called. I mean, am I actually
going to get Rod? Is this guy going to go Rod? Probably not.
He's probably going to finish the chain item. This guy not going Rod. Is this guy going
Rod? Honestly, he's going Rod. This guy's going Rod and I'm not even going to buy the
Also like there's no reason to play for win this guy is prismatic destiny trait
ladder and this guy is trait ladder how how how how how how I cannot man
Don't crit.
I mean, it's fine, because this guy's always going to rod.
I mean, Shoujin belts Bargoyle.
If he doesn't go rod, I don't know what to tell you, man.
Just hold the feelings I need.
There's 30 fucking different rods.
Or not rods.
There's 30 different items.
For all of that calm
100 HP
Okay, honestly, is this ever a re-roll Timo game?
Maybe it's a... what the f**k is flying my room in?
Maybe it's a re-roll Leblanc.
But I mean, Leblanc needs a map... oh, a mushroom!
What are you doing?
Cacti-tion health.
But it's not even good.
What the?
EXP?
Fuck shit.
Obesity raid. No, this is another thing. Bro, this guy doesn't raid anyone.
Let's go. Why don't you just raid me? I don't understand.
You can just send your fucking AFK viewers to me, so when I run ads on their fucking iPad when their iPad is in the kitchen, I can farm them for fucking ads, you idiot.
He's not even here man, like, bro.
Wait, did he not go rod?
Wait, I could have...
Oh wait, oh no, he went rod, okay, whatever.
I mean, I could have gone tier, I could also just...
I mean, I could have just probably tier.
Like, I need to get a tier, I don't know what the problem is.
Also just commit to Teemo, low G.
I can also play Leblanc plus...
I can also play Leblanc plus Alistar we roll.
Like is Auri even good by the way?
Yeah it's probably just an all fight.
Bro like I swear I don't even know why Auri even got nerfed.
Like, was it the problem actually just Mojana?
I was probably just a Zyra game.
Is there any of the other players? I don't want to contest all the fucking affiliates that are shit.
I just have my plan. I need Gargoyle and his Econ, fuck you.
This guy is JG, Elderworld plus one.
Mogul's Mill, Kale.
Cassio, PM, maybe? I mean he's Archangel of Rods, I'm not sure.
Spell Weaver.
Shogun, Laster's or DEV.
Gintsu, Witsen.
How many stats does he have? 14?
Wait, it's cosmetic party. You can get the fucking Rods.
I get the raw augment and it's just GG. It's just instant GG. 1, 2, 3, 4.
There was a game in Scrims last season where I had
Uh, just stab your caps into the Rod Augment, into Victor III with a Triple Rabadon.
One fucking cast, the entire board was gone.
That was the most fun I've ever had playing TFD, holy shit.
Nah, it was too fucking cool.
The Victor just went full K3.
Here...
I go Voidstaff Wormog. Okay, my items are way too good.
What the fuck? Gargoyle Wormog's Voidstaff Rabbidon's Ginging?
Who's our one cause champions?
I'm in low key.
Or sprykin. What else is a sprykin?
I'm sure this just doesn't... I don't even think I have damage to kill this, and if it
goes down, I definitely don't. I mean, one off button. Do I even have damage to kill
this. Oh, I do. There's could have been a raw augment.
Soul awakening, flat, 10%?
What the fuck are these?
That's pretty good.
Zyra?
Zyra?
What the fuck?
Wait, I couldn't...
Okay.
Who the fuck do I put this on?
Who the fuck do I put this on?
Is this brawler? What is this?
Who the fuck do I put this on?
Double gargoyle. I mean my items are looking fucking illegal
I cannot.
Alright, well, and now I just 4-1 all in, I mean, I found a Zyra, except he doesn't
this guy doesn't have a summoner or what
alright
they called me job
uhhhh
there's a cauzix player
when you get to cauzix player
i should probably keep it around this
i didn't beat this guy
What the fuck? Excuse me? Yeah, fuck it. I have five sprites I don't want it.
What the fuck?
I'll pass you a mark to my backline.
My voice staff is voice staffing one unit.
I bought a 2v2 charm and I lost.
I can't.
I
This summer
Also, it's not going to work the money, man.
Also, how come my interval is messed up?
How do I have- why is this my interval?
Oh, oh, Timo's room.
Okay, I mean, I think I just ignored it and I just fought two anyway.
I mean I could have 4-3 for 9 gold, but then if people play this comp and I'm fucked.
And I feel like people roll for Mildred.
But maybe I don't have enough money and I just 4-3 it.
I mean the winner of the lobby is already decided.
Cosmatic Destiny trait ladder.
Nice one, man.
Causics 2.
Wait, is he one of them causics 3?
What the fuck?!
Huh?!
What?!
Wait, wait, wait.
Throw it.
He like rolls it to cash out and then he just finds 10 Cossacks and then and then now he's he's gonna cash out
Get a bond as well and there's no nine and then Cossack's three on nine. They throw it
No, that's some really big man
This is a holy one Cossack
If you won't probably watch this
What was that?
No, no, that was my first CS feature.
Wait, I didn't buy it?
I mean, they fixed it.
You know that one T-Mushroom was like four gold?
This T-Mushroom was farming four gold.
Oh, it doesn't accumulate like that?
Oh.
They got it too.
Bro, even K3 can't throw this one.
I can go GA, Gensu, Gensu Wojie, uh, would I even take an item all of them here, ever?
probably not. Do I need anti-heal? Probably not. Yeah, fuck it. Alright, it's 28 to level,
2-3 rolls. Alright, it's really good. I mean, this is basically a meta item, and then it's
really good on uh...
Also I'm pretty sure Azir is better for sure, I don't have Summoner in, excuse me, Azir is better than I saw the Kaloova though, anyone soon, Radiant, Lilix, Kinsuji, I mean my items are all done, my items are way too slow, my items are all done, I mean I guess the voids have G.A.
Oh god, it's going to be me
I mean, if I had them, I'm not gonna bother
Hey, you little swagger
Yeah, that's right. That's what I thought. Okay, I mean it's fine.
I don't have a your Rick.
How do I have one mouth bite?
I- let's just generalize this. How do I have one mouth bite on after-commerce score?
Excuse me?
Is that acceptable? I have one mouth bite after-commerce score?
Or no one cares about no fucking Soraka man, like if Soraka won Soraka 2, no game, I'll find it anyway, I'll make sure.
I have one mouth fight, how?
So let's say I didn't have commerce for it, you're telling me.
You're telling me.
I wouldn't find mouth bite until stage 6?
Is what you're telling me.
I mean, if I have Zyra, Vary, and Rabadon, I'm kinda down too.
I'm going to give you a hurry.
The wild calls.
Hmm.
Do you need anti-heal? Yes.
I always find the next boss.
Oh, at least I have anti-heal. That's pretty good.
My voice staff is over here.
Also I just realized I have, I just want you guys to know I have one copy of Malfight
POST COVERS CORP!
EXCUSE ME!
I've rolled 19 times already! 19 times!
19 times I have one copy of Malfight!
One.
Excuse me.
there's not a single mouth bite gone not a single time or a single mouth bite
Zero
Zero
one Soraka and then got a loon. I have giga items on. I should have Soraka 2 here all
the time. Also. I love these freerolls. If I find one Malphite I'm going to send it
I believe I do not have a
This is a Syracuse.
I believe I do not have a Malphite.
Is that reasonable?
Is that reasonable?
GG.
I get it, I missed once Soraka, but like, how?
I
Earned two on eight trait ladder this guy would have been dead man
Malfight two and this guy is fucking dead man. I cannot even Soraka tune this guy's probably dead as well
Yes?
Okay, okay, no, probably not the Swarovka dude, but Malfoy 2 for sure.
I'm gonna tie him back when he's dead.
Thank you for all the...
I'm not reasonable.
The classic!
After the entire stage is over, oh here you go, here's your upgrade.
And also, I want you to know, I don't have a single copy of Ken in.
How do I get Voidstaff on... I mean I have to go Rabadons, how much of the same as I.
I cannot. I cannot. This Shia doesn't do anything. It's probably his whole stuff on this unit.
Because I don't think anyone plays Oriana anymore.
I don't know.
I'm not really in the mood for that.
I think...
That's really bad.
I'm not sure if I'm the one...
what is this fucking I'm lagging this shit is lagging my fucking PC man
I don't think I'm feeling a single unit.
What are his items?
He has 3 items on every single one of his units.
Oh, and he cashed out the fucking T-nees again, dude.
He has T-nees on every single one of the 3 stars.
I mean, I have 8-3 rolls, but...
I'm trying to go 9-ease a roll so I can roll for 10 in a room.
but uh
It is fucking my PC is lagging my PC is lying
Also
Who do I beat?
Why don't you play Kedin?
Oh yeah, great question man.
You got me.
Oh, great.
And my idiot is dead.
How does it jump left, right, to right?
I mean it's not like it matters, look at this fight, this is a straight 100-0 man.
Oh, good.
Also, how did they decide to drop the 1HP?
When he posited 3, trait ladder, cash out, did he even cash out fawn?
Yes.
Maybe I just stay on 8 and I just roll for uh...
Honestly, that's probably actually the play.
I'm gonna go roll now before they steal my shield.
Six rolls.
Does the activity even change the fight, ever?
You know that I don't get to shoot him.
Okay, wait.
Okay, wait, one roll.
Okay, wait.
I don't think I killed a few of you. I might be dead from 32 next turn.
I think they can't even...
I
Worked
All right
Can I be tonight the fucking one star?
probably not I think this is this master use by the one shot my entire board
This is a momentary rule. This is a mastery too.
Alright, well...
This fucking fire on the thing is pissing me off, man.
I mean I'm dead for sure right if I don't if I don't get here
I'm done
I didn't find that.
But isn't that actually unreasonable?
Like it actually is an unreasonable man now.
How to throw this one?
Is that I basically go third?
There's two trait ladders in the lobby.
Hello?
Also, didn't I end that game- okay, isn't it actually unreasonable?
Like I don't think it's gonna change the fight on stage 6 anyway, but isn't it actually
a little unreasonable that I didn't see a single tenant?
Stop bullying Soju!
He's actually good when he tries!
I am trying!
I'm trying every game, man!
I never mind!
Okay, like, okay, isn't it actually unlucky though, like, I don't get it.
Like, is it the end, okay, you know the difference, like, I feel like that bored with and without
every time I have cannon I legit instant stable this cannon unit is fucking
broken he's legit broken and then I had GA and I could just go like ginsu guard
something on on sura or ginsu nashers it's something on suraka and then and
and then
i'm in frank mollo bro these guys are just on my own
you can't even mute their ebots anymore bro this fucking problem man
If Ken and his stable wasn't at Money Monsuming to 9, throw Alice E. Get TFT the fuck out of
your name.
If you see Commerce Court at Money Monsuming and you take Money Monsuming, you are fucking-
I- like I just- no, no.
I'm not. I'm making progress.
I'm not.
Alright, I'm not gonna walk around.
What in the- what the fuck?
How can you even stable?
Stage 6? Oh, don't worry, we gotta kinda work stable now.
Oh
I'm going to go double arc, let's see if I can get a raw here.
I have coven as well, wait let me buy this first, what do I get?
I'm going to give you a chance to do it for one gold.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Alright.
Alright, I'm going to give you one gold.
That's pretty good.
I should give it to you
All right, I have arc here belt
Yeah, it's basically three feet for two gold this turn, it's pretty good.
Spreading Roots.
What are you spreading Roots, let me see.
Rapid Fire plus Coven.
Is this like OTP Zyra? No?
I mean, like, okay.
Okay, is it Zyra with this arc arc arc arc fucking, like, beyond broken?
Yes.
45 mana unit, you just sit here and just spam ult.
Zyra is trash!
Alright.
I think I won.
But it's fine.
I did hit rock and I hit a cloak I'm gonna be one one boy anyway
I don't really I mean I guess I can just double forge your shit actually why not just
Oh wait, I think I high-rolled a 2-3.
I mean, I'll allow it.
And I still have one more Reforger.
Wait, if I'm not first, I'm going to top a 4 with Carousel, I think.
Wait, did they fix the Carousel?
Should I just spam right-click and see if they fixed it?
They must have fixed the Carousel bug.
They did not.
It's not fixed.
Oh, okay, okay, hold on, okay, okay,
I will not be testing.
All right.
How is it not fixed?
I mean, I have Rod.
Where am I?
Oh, I'm up here, what the fuck?
Wait, don't you always spawn down here?
What the fuck is this angle?
Wait, what the fuck? I spawned over here.
I've never... I have never seen that.
The arc arc, the belt, the bow, the casics.
I mean, I don't get it. Did I not already win this game? I'm looking at my spot here.
I mean it doesn't actually matter because I can just lose streak with Coven, like it
actually doesn't.
Like I mean it's good but like I feel like my spot it actually did not change.
Because I'm losing streak with Coven anyway.
And I'm probably going to just cash out like a 135 anyway.
Like obviously like it's good, but like it's like I'm telling you it's not map
Like I feel like the placement swing from this Zyra is not actually that high. I think no matter what my spot wasn't top
Like my board is gonna be ship regardless I get to kill a few units I guess and I also get one Zyra, but like
Yeah, I don't think I'm touching you that much.
ARK ARK? I mean, I'm kind of down to go avoid.
It's ARK ARK avoid, man, starting, it must be right.
Okay.
I got it. I got it.
I'm all bowing.
I'm going to have two Zyra, that's pretty good, okay well that was pretty good, I cannot
lie about that one.
I have arc arc with two Zyra.
I mean I can reforge BF, but this is actually a BF and then I'm willing to just make the
red buff.
I mean if I reforge bow and I get another BF my game is legit completely over.
Like, I mean, I really don't want to make GS.
Okay let's say I get Rod then I'm stuck with... I'm not that unfortunate, but I'm just looking
at Red.
There's nothing wrong with Red buff, but I don't really like Red buff on Soraka.
I don't like Red buff on Soraka, and I'm on Rolo and Kennen, but I feel like Red buff
on Kennen sucks.
Okay, close this fight.
And then I just go for Void Staff, and then BF can be dual carry mana item and then
I mean my arms are insane.
I just need a tear.
Void arc arc.
Void arc arc.
Four open components equals insane.
I mean I'm open anyway.
I'm lose freaking anyway.
I, I, I, like, what, like, what, does it matter?
That I'm four open components?
No.
Also there's Xyron Castle, I don't even know what to take it.
Like, I mean, I'm guaranteed to take Xyra 2.
I just see, I'm not guaranteed to avoid staff though.
But I'm actually guaranteed.
I mean if I have 10 rolls and I don't hit Zyra dude and also if I can kill 2 units here,
this guy has a mild flight.
He's 30, I mean he's 30.
I mean it's mainly...
two. Okay, okay, I knew I was gonna kill two. It's worked by not for sure, because I'm
probably gonna four one this game. And then that would have been, but I mean, there's
a guy with a ballpoint, I don't think I'm killing two there. But I mean, if I kill
two hits four gold the last three old one one one pay one game four one twenty six out of one thirty
there's a pan do i have a glove i mean that there's a ladder i'm just gonna finish it here
three costs it's a three cost carousel fucking man
the voice the F gargoyle belt BF cloak how can a D4 player join a tournament
bro I'm about to win this tournament again man just just fucking wait just fucking wait
What the fuck was gaming gold?
22 level?
Uhhhhh
They call me jolly
I'm gonna go sack, and I just 4-1 with 10 rolls
Ark, Ark Void. Okay, also I'm down to just keep Void on, on, I don't know why I keep
putting Void staff on, on Soraka. I swear, this Void Soraka is the biggest fake news
known to me. This shit doesn't, it doesn't shred anything man, it's so fucking bad.
Alright, that's my last loss.
1.44, cash out here.
Yeah, but I think with this arc- arc that you want to just put it on Zyra, but...
Vanguard.
is a what's it called burning the flummy
no no yes no yes and no yes I mean no matter what we need you for all
I don't want to be home, don't be here. I don't want to be home, don't be here. I don't want to be home, don't be here.
I have 10 rolls, 4-1.
Oh
Diver to liking
I have a plus one
Cargoil Declog belt belt
I mean, I could go Arc-Arc Gumblade, okay Arc-Arc Gumblade actually sounds the same though.
So now I'm kinda willing to split the Void Staff.
Oh, I don't fit a one, oh shit.
So now I'm actually kinda willing to split the Void Staff, but either way I'm not
willing to split the rest of the game.
I mean, I have Xyra 2, Malfight 2, I'm going straight to 9.
I can't.
Alright.
I mean, there's no way I have to buy a Charm this age.
I mean, I might lose like one round.
But I mean, yeah.
Okay, also this rolling for days on it has to be broken man. Like you can you can roll mid game for charm and then you get 20
I mean I'm actually like this this time I'm actually kind of down to go this way like a good giga
Like a legit giga
How do I need an anti-heal?
Gumbly arc arc, I'm in.
I said I wasn't going to split the front line, but I split the void.
But I mean, if it's this, with fucking arc arc, it has to be Giga.
I don't think I'm going arc arc JG though, but arc arc Gumbly, I'm in.
Alright, and then I just go 9 and just recover on all legendaries and then do the...
What?
Is this, is this, uh, I mean I guess it's Flora.
Actually I guess I nerfed Flora.
Yay.
Get the fuck out of here man.
And I can just hold on right there.
Oh, he didn't get nerfed?
to get nerfed. Oh, he didn't get nerfed. Oh, no, no, no, the grand 8% was always only 8%.
Okay, either way, it doesn't matter. This is a way better voice app only, yes? And then
I can make. But just, just, no one gives a fuck. I'm not rolling for no damn Soraka.
If I hit Soraka on 9, I hit Soraka. Either way, I'm going 9. I'm probably just gonna
play fucking a loon in in in cannon and Ivern and I'm something
actually also isn't it's probably 100% because the thing is this is a 60 and
then this is 20 so i'll see which might actually be better than gumball
because it starts at 80 but spell weaver makes it start at 90 so you get
seraphims instantly i mean he's right
I'm probably just going to play Tarzan Lune with Void.
I think he's right.
Wait, when the fuck did I get this cloak?
Wait, did I always have this cloak?
The fuck? Alright, I mean it was still for sure then.
Should I roll once for Charm, let me see.
No.
Bro, I probably should though, because I'm sitting on a Moomoo Pear and...
I'm sitting on a Moomoo Pear and
uh...
Artie Pear.
I mean, does this already look way better? It actually fucking voice has seen part of
work as I was planning on hitting everything.
15k. I'm moving around. I mean, I have no antihill.
I have no anti-heal and then also I mean I have to play three summoner because my Zyra
is my only unit.
I'll just stop this.
I mean I can...
Does this count?
I could have put this front wall I guess.
Okay, he had the same thing.
I don't know what the fuck that is, whatever.
40, 58, 56, next turn.
What are these minions?
Is that good?
I think he has a bramble on meltbite, and I have a nuke wall.
If I get anti-heal, I'll play Malphite for sure.
or a Malachi. Actually, no, I mean the thing is Kenan, I feel like Kenan is actually pretty
good. It's probably worth just giving him the items. And I don't think it's going to
It's not like...
Close, bold, automatic component, G-Riotry, 56, 52 to level.
G-Riot. I mean, I can go red buff.
I can go double adaptive or I can go red buff. Like, isn't Ken in a mood actually, but no.
And it just makes it so it looms actually good.
I'd rather play double better items than fucking red buff, man.
If I were Marello, I'm way more down.
There's no way I don't hate cat in this game, there's actually no way.
And then I'm pretty sure like stage six like a loon and heads is probably actually better
Starting stage six
Because then people's like front lines are too strong for that
Buddy we are joking
No, I'm not I'm sitting on adaptive adaptive voided now I just start itemizing the cannon
Do I still want to play towards 3 on Soraka?
Did I just sell the Soraka?
Let's do this, no.
I feel like this voiceover is kind of good.
No, probably not.
It's probably already better than Shen, Defender,
Foulbonger, and Maher, and that one, no.
I'll keep the Soraka.
Let's be Malkai over a movement, why don't I just sell Shen?
I'm gonna sell Shen the moment I hit Soraka too, but if I hit Kennen too, I'll probably
sell the Kennen as well.
But I probably just gonna end the game with R.I.E. because I want the Void stuff on R.I.E.
I feel like I'm gonna move up like I'm down to just be careful now.
Oh, oh, Sol-Shack!
Sol-Shack!
Sol-Shack!
Sol-Shack!
Oh, gosh!
I'm looking for, oh I mean I'm down for that.
How do you position yourself in Rengar?
I mean I just prayed.
It doesn't hit.
My unit.
And if it hits my unit I just serve vision.
I go to the other arm.
Great plan.
I will now, if I hit this, I can go to the other arm.
Is it combat start? It's combat start.
It's Void Ten and Vine.
Cause I can also go three around here.
I mean I should probably just give this to Rhymes.
I thought that one...
I'm fighting a fio, this is fucking cool.
Not bad.
I
Have a bit of a rocket to the moon. I just swap the cell to see that's rocker or already
I think it's already doing absolutely nothing now 4.5
All right
but actually never mind because I'm probably gonna play void on here and
then yeah
did he get this broken thing bro this this charm is actually broken yes it's
actually broken again is this HP amp HP HP like not actually man I can not
It's when you're the fucking D. He's just ulted out of the way.
To aggro toggle and then ulted back in.
Vulnerable for 4 seconds.
I mean that's pretty good.
But I think I actually happened to play Soulweaver.
Who's my other ex-future?
Uh, 30% lead?
30% lead?
I'm gonna turn in.
I mean it's fine I just have to move on now play to... what the f***?
When I play this combat does not look like that.
Temporary emblem?
Execution plus one.
Executioner plus one, I believe.
I mean, I just have to move this here, and then just not get wrapped, and then G.G.
There it is.
I mean, it's legitimate possible to get wrapped, and there's no way I can advise like this.
And he got one shot.
This Cosyx is legit- WAH!
This Cosyx is so smart!
How?!
It just jumped here, then jumped here, then jumped here, and then it didn't even jump
away man!
How?!
How?!
How
What the fuck no no no
I'm gonna still want to carry
Okay, I mean I guess I can just corner it?
Okay, what about this side?
Also, why the fuck did I-
Alright, fuck it.
Alright.
Fuck it.
I don't know how to do this.
I mean I'm pretty sure it was a bad beat that my cannon died there.
No joke.
One more ult.
It's not a bad beat, the Rengar just fucking, it cannot be front line man and now I'm screwed.
WHAT THE-
Okay guys, it's not actually positioning them like high key.
Bro, Zyra's all ALE and he's hech room 3, Rengar 3, Kha'Zix 3.
Like it's actually a bad matchup, man. It actually is.
It actually is.
I'm in 3 with LP to spare GG. I was TT doing it. Hopefully not good. I mean I could be
CTT, he's level three.
If he's full retired, he plays one game a day.
Also, he's been complaining to me that his tracker,
wait, does anyone know how to fix the bug
that your planner doesn't work?
He's saying that his planner doesn't work.
How do you fix that?
Does anyone else have that bug or no?
Yeah, I got that bug.
How do you fix it?
Pogger's Trials, play Pogger's Trials to fix.
Let me let him know.
My chat says, play one game of Pogger's Trials
to fix the planter bomb.
He is falling for it.
Wait, no, wait, wait, does that actually fix it?
Yes. Hell no, yes. No, actually, bro, I'm trying to help him, man. That wastes his time.
Loki though his planner might just be off. You think he's that stupid, Loki?
Also they said you might be so dumb that your planner is just off so make sure it's toggled on.
We didn't said that. I mean you guys literally said yes. I mean I'll just I'm just gonna take a photo and then send them what it looks like.
I'm actually feeling a 2.9 ton of day.
Can you focus? Yes? It's Captain Time.
English with cells.
E-Clock me out.
I'm not from Rengar right now. Rengar?
Rengar and GD adapter.
It's pretty strong with these things.
What a moose.
I said it's so expensive, girl.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Like, the logo that I'm playing, I fucking cannot.
Silver Yorick.
I don't have Caitlyn, is that Blossom?
No.
Uh, never play Zyra.
It's probably not worth making you understand.
I don't really know if it's worth making a Yukon though, I mean honestly I'm playing with
I'm pretty sure it's a high chance of playing E.
And I'm playing E.
It's not working either.
Solo plate.
A bow BF. Solo plate bow BF.
Time skip.
Oh, that's why you're making time buddy.
Formal forge.
I can't, I can't.
I'm with a new resistance change, RZ has to be his best item in.
And I have GS to slam, holy fuck.
GG.
GG.
Witsen has better stats still on 3-star Yi, okay? Don't care. I have a GS to slam, RSE GS is true bis, QSS G-Dude.
Like no one fucking cares, man. Just said it again, probably.
Yo guys, Witsen, tell me about that.
Also, I'm pretty sure RSE is actually better. Like, I don't give a fuck what this stat says.
I'd say every time I play this this RCE or I see RCE it just looks like the most 1v fucking 9 known to me
No cat
Starting with a poker juggernaut not sure money how many bulk woke three sector
BFO
Last item QSS, NGG. Alright, well can I get a Rengar now so I can start getting some
Random one cost, but what if it transforms this into, I mean I have 3 opportunities, and
it transforms this to this, bro I have 3 opportunities man.
Eh yeah fuck it.
I'll play this next turn.
But where's the Rengar?
Where's the Rengar?
I guess the Rengar is actually not good for a while, because why don't I just level up for two Blossom?
Rengar with Chain? Is that good? Not really.
I'm actually so surprised I won this round.
This guy actually looks strong as fuck.
Three hearts full.
Wait, well that's long.
Very nice.
Bro, yes, I am very mutated. No, this company is a fucking joke, man.
You can't even mute them!
Hehehe, this is exciting!
You- like what?
Alright, I'm down 5 out of 6 true bits.
NGG.
How about if it's trupas?
And...
Now I just need...
I mean, I don't even need the Rengar until later.
My unit's pretty broken.
You always have Iron Turrets, so you can just go to items on...
I don't remember who they dance.
RCGS Glove.
Uh, why is Rengar even important?
Uh, he's just good.
Like, he's a...
I mean, he's like a trio carry.
And I think the biggest reason why...
I don't know if this is actually why, but like, the two games that I played it, my
eye test said, the Diamond 4 eye test.
I mean, okay, I'm not even trying to joke about it.
Like, it was basically, uh, like, the AD Nidalee, like, contributing to your frontline,
and AD Nidalee's just like better than AD Nidalee.
And then, like, I was able to cap around 300 Nidalee as well, and it just felt
I don't know. I think I lost.
You can't even loot this shit.
I don't get it.
How does he just break this shit?
Malphite
Alright, call please
I'm low-key, though. QSS is not even that good early
You don't even need a CC
I'm not sure if it might be better than Pepper anyway, I don't know, let's see if the thing
is not really unit.
of
the
No.
No.
I would have said that right.
I wouldn't say that right.
Alright.
Just look at this spot, man.
It's a guaranteed top two, legit guaranteed.
Uhhhhhhh.
Schismatic ticket.
I mean, it kinda kills all my tempo, but...
I mean, I don't really want fake sheets, but I know it's already done.
If I get brawler I need ginsu.
And bronze for life, no.
I mean, I could have gone for his madden ticket, but also, isn't Golden Gamble kind of broken
from this spot?
My items are like, I have no items.
Like, is it 2 or 3?
I actually, like, in this spot, like, if you're full, if you're full and stringy,
isn't Golden Gamble actually better?
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm pretty sure it's actually better.
Can I go Radiant GS?
And then I just go GS and then go QSS eventually.
I was hoping for the other one though.
I'm not just full win streak in this game.
And I'm gonna hit the restart anyway.
Probably a guaranteed win streak.
But yeah, I feel like not taking prismatic ticket and we roll feel like very weird
But I mean like if you're tense freak like you're just you're just gonna hit
No, we're only right this game
Wait for JG
I probably just level up with this n-stern. I don't really want to drop...
I mean, I was going to drop Glossom. I'm going to just Glossom, 12-88-80.
I'll just play the next turn, man. It's not that easy.
30% additional Amp against tanks, 30% flat Amp, 30 AD, 30 AD, not GME, this is just GME.
Congrats on V3, thanks.
It's supposed to be ADE, and then you just build an even drought, and then it makes
your nidalee ad something you can have like a trio front line so your backline
you don't have a stupid ass nidalee and calm on the back contributing absolutely
nothing to your fight
He's a fucking little legend.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh, I mean, I don't mind.
Okay, I was going to say if I don't get...
Okay, I mean, I'll just go have Emon Troub, and then I need two builds, but I mean,
Honestly, I'll go even trouble for QSS, because I don't even mind just keeping the GS online,
Mastering in.
Random 5-cost champion.
Can I even use a 5-cost?
How do I play this on my board right now?
What?
This guy looks kind of strong.
Hello?
That is loose.
Hello?
This guy looks strong as fuck.
He's crug too.
A brambleback.
I lost.
I didn't kill a single unit.
what the fuck it was for a matter ticket it was for a matter ticket and now I'm
I just sold the Vi by accident.
I just, I, I shuffle my bench and I just sold the Vi.
I just sold the Vi.
Ha ha ha ha!
Guys, it's fine, it's fine.
It's not a big deal.
The game's still won.
Rich man left, bro!
I don't fucking laugh like that, man!
Ah!
I don't even know how I get fucking hit by that fucking rage rate.
Actually, I don't even know if it's rage rate.
Oh shit, it's probably 1 in 3.
Alright, I just stole my Vi.
Oh my god, I can't make it.
I cannot.
There's two free-feet players in this lobby, so for some reason...
I'm going to use the world I'm in, belt, tier, belt, cloak, tier, belt, tier, belt,
broad, glove, tier, minus one, let me roll until you two ring our tier.
I don't have a single okay thank you
It's a brawler, it's awesome, it's built here, Sunfire, Blood Chain, Pure Chain, Pure Chain,
around the bells for the unitron, one for QSS, a little skip, or one level 703, I mean
it doesn't matter, I'm stable. I'm probably gonna win like most of the
I don't have a set though, is that okay?
I don't have a set.
Is that good?
Why are they- there's three-way contesting- they're like four-way contesting brick beast.
This guy is set too. Also he has a...
Great man. When did this guy- when did this guy hit by the way?
When did this guy hit?
My master he got one shot
It was related ticket
There's no way you ever go fucking G8 man. I'm probably still guaranteed hit though look at
I mean I don't really want to lose Blossom, but I also don't want to lose the Comma, because I have no Trident.
Also, can I even afford to go for items?
Oh, you crazy guys.
This is not that strong.
Is that strong?
Like, fuck, I just go items.
I could go execute, but like, I'm going items.
bro I'm not going to fucking actually know super
So it's not even 80 nearly yet
All right
like it's just how can you not mute it like is this right games company like it's
not reasonable also I'm probably not I got an energy teaching in Italy it's
actually not reasonable man
Uh, I have gloves.
Oh, do I even want to go QSS first?
I guess I don't have set yet.
Gloves.
Eh.
I guess I don't have set yet, so I might as well just make QSS first.
But if I don't get anti-armor...
Is that acceptable? No anti armor?
I don't know why I like this.
We're set.
Let's say I go GS, then I would GS my middle. I mean, I have middley too now.
That is 80 middley.
I feel like you can get away with no Q, it says we can't get away with no Shred.
But it's actually stronger right now though.
Bro, there's no way I don't find the set man.
Alright.
I feel like you can easily get away with no Q, it says.
I'm farming 4 components and I have a Reforger.
Yes.
Yes.
He's in Kog'Maw Shredder.
I mean the moment I find the fucking set, I'm just selling the stupid ass Kog'Maw out.
one copy of set one two three
four there's three way confess rift beast how four second on i can't
i mean this bunch of qss fucking sucks i mean how how much does the kill is not like
that's pretty good i guess
I'm not close to a friend of mine 14 I'm one of how
Okay, same time.
Alright, once at least.
I can't bury them all.
I need to be dead.
I need to be dead.
I'll roll to you again.
It's probably G-A-G-S plus 1, and I'm falling in component here.
What is that component?
Wait, am I not from a component here?
What is that component?
Because it counts neutrals?
Oh, like, oh, what the fuck?
Oh, it counts neutrals?
I did not know that.
My main shroud is not even near my fucking... I cannot.
14
I don't want to like TG my middle eventually, GAGS plus 1.
Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I am sorry. I- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My- it would be nice
if I could even throw this. But I am stupid. I got radiant TV. It doesn't even matter
G8, GS, Sterakz, G8, even shroud plus one, TG some idiot.
Alright.
Alright.
Last is for Void Staff.
Wait, it's 2 star?
Last is for Void Staff.
Bro, this Master Yi comp, even I can win with this shit, man.
I don't get it.
I mean that's soon I'm gonna have enough items to
It's not gonna happen this year
I'm bring our tools long but I've read on bring our
I think I'm firing one more component as well I mean bring our bring our jumps to the lowest
I feel like Rengar jumps more than you really.
Alright Rengar 3 and then 1.
Or 2 and then I could level for Azirah.
I can also just lower it double nilly too.
I'm about to just go to end Gary and put even Trout on someone else.
Every single time I play RSE, this is what it looks like.
I can't bury them all.
I should have just uh, where the crossword is dead?
Oh fuck I'm gonna crook here.
Bro, no I'm not gonna go through them.
Swam all over the party.
Bro, there's only Codwalls in my shop.
What the fuck?
I'm about out of cron3 as well, and then I can even try the cron3 and then go 3 on
It was not for that ticket. It was for that ticket. It was not for that ticket. I'm pretty
I'm pretty sure the result wasn't the exact same list design ticket, but not the note.
Cringe RSE.
It's so boring when he wins bro this combat. Nah, I don't get it
I don't get it
Is uh, is is wit said to actually better
Than artisty if you like school ball across one
Like I swear, like RSE just feels like way better than anything, items, porn.
Can we go Emerald plus items?
I mean it says it says it's better but like, is it actually better on yet?
I mean let's give my a GS to Sema21.
So like if I really have the item for GS, then like immediately making GS is already more than...
Oh, okay.
Okay, no, no, so the eye test actually is correct.
Like, no, no, no, okay.
Like I think the reason RFC feels so good is because with the Rengar, it makes Nidalee melee.
You also play Rengar, so you have all these idiots just taking aggro for Yi.
But obviously if you don't play Rengar, your Nidalee's in the back contributing absolutely fucking nothing.
Contrary to absolutely nothing, the R's is gonna look worse because it's just gonna die.
But I feel like if you have all the Melee's, it has so much uptime, because you have all
the fucking garbage in the front.
Conjecture, I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Like instead of Cogmaw and AP Nidalee, now you have AD Nidalee, that's a melee unit
and Rengar to contribute the front line.
And because of that,
like that's why I feel like RSE is just straight up better.
I mean, if that's why RSE is legit, it's best like,
yeah, see?
The eye test.
Eye conjecture, it means you're forming
Where did the message go?
It means you are forming an opinion with insufficient proof.
You're bad at the game.
And that's a fact.
You lucky dog.
Yeah I exclude the fire stop. It was already in the sets.
So I'm gonna play Kog'Maw. Like if you go exclude Brawler and then you go Rangar exclude...
I mean you don't really want to exclude Kog'Maw though.
Yeah I mean I had Rc and it's Rc to say the word.
Emerald plus items, Ornn.
It's 100 something game samples on it. I mean it's pretty good.
The hour is the 2.9, I fucking can't, 3 minutes of ads you're a sick man, at least
At least I've run up in between games, he's running, throw!
I'm not going to be able to play like this.
What the fuck is this thing bugging out?
Why is this so loud?
What was my sound effects that before? 7?
Oh, this is a 75.
I think it was 75, 17.
Is that what it was?
Why is it so loud it was 1775 oh this one of 17 and this one is 75
I don't know how to play Red Beast. I'm pretty sure Red Beast is fucking ass.
Camille to
That's all I work for forever
But I even play cover my spot maybe
I'm okay, I need a climb and get the fuck out this you know this guy is just
I've not seen a frank mode my game in my life until now
Well, belt chain. Convigant, cook and pot. Old sub. Executioner plus one. Dan guard plus one. Brawler plus one.
I'm additionally broken what I get.
fire GD does this give a range no I may just look at my spot it's another top
Top four, man.
It's getting a little boring over here.
Every single game is just top four, top four,
top four, top four.
Like it's just, I'm getting bored.
Ah.
He's just him.
Stop acting like you are a good player.
I will I'm just look at my no no no just look at my score just just in 10 hours
Just tune back in and you're gonna see a 2.x over fucking 30 games and then GG
I'm celebrating my one year mod anniversary didn't fucking ask buddy. You're not getting paid. All right
This is Juggernaut
I mean I do think this is better though, but then if I hit this I just instantly need it.
So I guess I just don't hold this, because then I can also hit this and then it's also
instantly needed.
So I can just level for uh, rock on.
Also there's a Diana.
I win anyway.
I don't know if I lose cause we can evolve.
If I hit one of these two, I'll overshadow.
Look at all these lazy trees.
it's just it like yeah why does bro talk like he's Westbrook on the kings bro
Westbrook is the fucking goat I cannot fall I mean if I lose this that's
actually really bad but I guess I have a lot of
No obviously he's not going to miss it.
Nice.
That's fine.
I mean I wouldn't have said it right.
Also, if I'm playing a Phelios, I'm kind of down to get 5 Rift Feast in for my level 7 shop.
Like I see 1 5 Rift Feast shop, low key.
I mean I feel like finding 1 Rock and 1 Breville back is like, it's kind of worth it.
Alright, I'm down.
I level the 7 on 3-5, for 5 for Feast, and then I see a shop on... on 4-1.
Alright.
I see a shop on level 7 odds.
Surely that's good.
Chain. Glove. Belt.
Diana is that good? Or not Diana? Does anyone know if this is better? Like, is Diana that
much worse than Camille 2? Okay, isn't Camille 2 actually good? Okay, also why the fuck do
I care about holding a stupid ass Diana, bro? Fuck you, man. I can also play Cogged
me out. I don't even check if they have bar oil. I don't have bar oil or whatever.
5 making 20, 5 streak. Wait what? Oh, I bought a trump to add one to my streak. Wait! Wait,
I might, wait, 5 plus 2 plus, wait, 5 plus 2 plus 2, am I 29? Wait? And then I win this
round by 30 and I 6 streak into neutrals and then GG. I random 2 guys, you own permanently
transfer. Nope! Nice try! Nice fucking try! Last time I bought this shit, this
I just transferred into some dodge and I instantly lost the game. Nice try. I'm not fucking stupid this time.
My spot is insane. Why coin flip?
Ohhhh!
Bro, no, I am stupid, man. Last time I transformed like my...
I don't even know what I transformed, but it was an instant 8th. Legit instant 8th.
Bro, no, no, no. This tier 2 summon... Okay, I'm timing that.
I think I lost this guy is giga scale the hundred
Two people five street.
Two people five street.
I cannot.
Two people five streets.
Oh, glove, okay.
2-3 cost. I've already lost my streak.
Is there a rapid fire?
Oh, I forgot my gun.
That is used too hard, fuck you.
I could go Staraq, play around cloaks.
Staraq, play around cloaks. I can also go...
But I got another
That one's anyway, I don't have
I didn't even seven anyway
Okay, but also like it's actually the diff this fight this fight isn't a hundred zero
It's a legit a hundred zero guys. It's fine. It is fine
I don't know if there's two people full street in here, excuse me.
Cosmatic ticket, curse crown, hold the line, hold the line on, on Vanguard frontline,
out of the dark oil.
I mean, I feel like this shit is just a complete dog.
Okay, well that's also a dog.
Okay.
Okay, well that's also dog
Are you serious?
I mean it's actually not bad because I have rapid plus one and then my backline is actually strong
But the thing is I don't I mean it doesn't do anything right now. I mean it legit doesn't do anything. I cannot
Honestly, it's probably good though.
Oh, great, RSED, Pismatic Ticket.
Look, why?
It's probably because I'm sure he's not zeroable here.
Really not.
Oh, is this clone?
Oh, it's not, 41.
Of course.
It's a classic.
No bramble back?
No, no rock.
The fucking classic, you got me.
Also, I should probably play Crab over this.
Over this actually.
I did not kill a single unit, my prismatic.
How can you even be offered Holds of- like isn't this augment not even good on 4-2?
So why are you even allowed to be offered this on 3-2?
Like I mean my options are so bad!
They're so bad!
Uh, Kraken Belt?
Bulkloak, last whisper?
Uh...
I don't really like Kraken on...
That's fine though.
I could also just go like GS playoff of Bulkloak.
Cause I feel like Kraken without... like Kraken on this is bad.
bad like very bad so I could go GS and play off belt cloak that sounds
actually better or
20 to level. Or I can just not make it just in this week.
Back to. Uh, and back to worlds.
Does that mean bobea for folks with really good components? I'm kind of down to this grade.
I'm losing anyway. I don't see my next shop here
So I see my shop here
I have to play for one more turn or
When I see my next shop
So that's a fucking appeal is fucking
Look at the tree. Oh, oh two combat
I've lost. I cannot. I think I'm going 8. I said it was a guaranteed top 4, but as soon...
I mean the other option is like, if I roll that and I have to take Celestial Blessing
or the other, and this one's not even back. Like if I hit my 4 it's actually good.
I mean, I have the level for the shop all right surely I can find rock or bramble back
Great, of course.
I can play 7 rookies for 1 burn, if I don't hold the lease, that's fine.
I've probably had a great day because I'm sitting on 5 loss.
I do not kill a single unit again.
I do not.
The augment is a whole line, so I'm going to have four frontline units just buffing a bunch of shit in the back.
I mean it's pretty good when I have Brambleback and Othelios because you just one shot them.
But obviously my stage 3 is like complete bulging.
Alright, I'm seeing a shot here.
Hello!
Hello!
Like how?
I'm la-
How?
This shit has to be bugged, man.
Like it actually has to be bugged.
I refuse.
Great, he has an aphelios already and he's invested.
I can play Krug 2 front line, I can go IE QSS, IE, I mean if I go IE then I can't go QSS
Krakken, Storak, QSS, even Troud.
Or, or, and then I just play all, and then I just play the game, all right.
Ascension Staph Smith
Omega-Virt Beast of the Stats Staph Smith
I thought it was Zyra
I know I just found out in this game
I don't have a
I
Don't have a
This is my board
I mean, it's not even that bad double set
I can play this I believe that's better than double set. I mean, it's not
Kraken USS losses were I'll just rock this for now. All right. Good luck everyone
Can I can I play rapid fire server? Maybe I mean I actually can I'm a find an ash
Also, it should be rapid fire this if I find an ash I actually can
Yeah, but it's not gonna work it's not gonna work like the gold
Of course not bad, because I'm in triple combat, but it's actually fine.
I'm set paired, so I have a chance.
I feel he was paired, Diana.
This doesn't do anything.
I'm pretty close to spiked and no cat.
I'm pretty close.
I mean, I'm sitting like, if I find one of these, is my board not legit Thanos?
I'm three-way contested up the leos bro. Fuck you, man. No
I mean that was kind of close, I mean this guy's me but way stronger. I mean it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I
Don't get it
Isn't that just straight up I found zero rock
yes I'm playing for fucking primal I found oh not not broccoli I found zero
Breville bag zero rock on that fucking shop I think I saw two shops oh we know
No, no, I did see two shops, and then there's just none, I got fuckin' none!
Oh, god, uh...
And now I'm broke.
Oh, god, uh...
And now I'm broke.
What's that do?
You bought me again, right?
I believe I do not have anti-heal this board is so ass I mean yes I don't have a single
two-star great another pair logjam okay okay GD I'm strong
Fuck
Okay, let me give
All right, gee are there are there already players in lobby not really
That's probably just give it to QSS for now
Jay
This is a hundred zero
I-I'm-I'm-I'm legit damaged.
I-I have hold the line with this board, Genie.
Aw, I don't think I'm damaged.
I mean, I don't have anti-heal against Flora of fucking Malfight, man.
Hello?
Can someone give me some anti-heal?
Also, I need this third item on Apelio, so I'm screwed.
I mean, I'm sitting on three pairs. I could not care less about this fucking rock though.
No cat.
Ground guard, gargoyle, visage, reforger, lots of luck.
I mean, can I actually go...
Bro, fuck anti-heal.
Fuck anti-heal.
Fuck anti-heal.
I can't.
I don't need that shit.
I hold the line with last moves or Kraken IE,
I don't feel the fault.
Nah.
Bro, they're not gonna be able to heal anyway.
They're just gonna die.
I mean, this guy's level nine.
That's all I'm gonna say.
And I don't even have Bremmel back too.
And now I'm dead, and now I'm dead.
But I mean, I didn't hit Brella back to
or Zyra to, like, isn't it just a dip
and I rolled infinite gold?
Yes, man, I did roll infinite gold.
Fuck you.
The wild cold.
How can I see more of, I'm seven ways, I just, how?
I dare, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm fighting ye3, Rengar3, Krug3, Vi3, and I don't have a single 2 star.
Like how is this my fault?
Like I rolled more than enough gold.
I don't get it.
I rolled more than enough gold.
I don't get it.
How?
The last fight against all of these...
I see two...
Yo GG, great game.
Great fucking game.
Great game.
I see two fucking Rikpeeth shops.
The only guy I outplaced is some of that FF.
I see two Rikpeeth shops.
Then I end up paired on both.
I roll another 30 gold, five of field use,
but I already have a field use too,
but for a single copy, ah.
Ah.
Ah.
I mean, just look at the ABP, man.
It's in the threes.
That's pretty good.
Like, you can't tell me that game.
Like, my ADP is in the threes and I'm saying this shit, like, I'm actually playing the game today, I'm not trolling man.
Like, how? I have three item fucking Brebel back, two item fucking Zyra, and then I got the initial world out of zero Brebel back,
and then I re-send it with 30 gold and post with double paired, and then I see...
This guy looks like a grandma bag, listen, even when I'm upset, that's not what I'm
looks like gravel bags. Listen, even when I'm upset, that fucking load's your weight.
It cannot get me. That is just the most uncreated shit ever. I'm not even upset. I'm upset
that you could be that fucking stupid to waste your time and type that garbage.
I don't care about it.
Playing in the bronze.
Hello?
Alright, Setsuko, do you want to wager whether I end the Masters or not?
It's legit free money.
For me.
Okay.
All right, how much are we measuring?
All right, one K.
On me ending, on me ending masters, bro,
you will lose guaranteed.
Oh, it's so easy to find a man like, oh, I can not.
I can not.
Elf chain.
No man, you're just going to play for 30 hours and deal with off.
That's what I thought, bud.
Well no, not really, not 30 hours, there's no way I'm playing 30 hours.
Uh...
So lovely... no one...
The ring are no...
What would matter if I'm here?
Hard bargain...
I'm scared of hard warrior in Easter Pack.
Ah, this is kind of fun, fucking warrior.
Did it bounce? No?
GG.
GG.
There's a lot of AP players, but...
Hmm, do I really want to make...
...Sumpire?
Not really.
Can you bring coffee inside? Oh yeah!
How do I lose that lose?
But the moment I win...
I'm going to start winning, okay I'm probably going to make some fire then, but then it's
hard to play Malphite, is that okay?
I'm going to start playing Malphite.
Wait, oh man.
I always find a way to stop it.
I don't really want to, I don't really care about it, because I feel like my board
fucking sucks.
Uh...
Varus?
Rek'Sai? A door Rick?
And a Kali?
Hold, hold, hold, hold.
I could also just...
Uh...
Yeah, it's fine.
Hopefully I win this.
One, two, three...
I will bring the coffee. No, I why do you think I'm sitting like this? I didn't fucking forget, man
I guess I'm diamond three, but I'm not actually fucking stupid man
Hello?
course. No upgrades. What a damn surprise.
Uh, trash.
This is a police freak.
Why didn't he take hers to her? Oh, I will
Hello
Hello, oh, I can't deliver you your coffee
What I
Can't hear her. All right. I'm delivering your coffee. Give me one sec. I see WPF see that see
Oh, I can deliver you your coffee
Oh, what?
Well, no, I have to, because my chat's calling me LBF.
She said I'm over-stimulating her.
Okay, sorry.
Bro.
The tier's gone, man!
3 cost chain.
Her cloak.
Zyra!
The fiddle stick.
What is this, Vhagar?
Little stick
How unplayable is Ari by the way is Ari like legitimately like unclickable like Ari Burrana
I see no one play it so probably right I
Legit don't see anyone play that shit
She's decent. It's okay with them. Already unusable. He got bailed out low. How? My spot?
Xyra's a zero synergy. I feel like I'm in great man. I lost with Xyra. I lost with
Big R2. It's the same shit.
I would take his spot over my spot any day man.
Not really.
I just realized he's zero gold and I have bonus loot.
The Blanc.
What?
Oh wait, actually that's actually fine.
What a beautiful dream it's live.
I mean, I win too.
J
I mean I'm just saying I have bonus loot.
Is this augment actually clickable by the way?
Every time I click this augment I feel like it doesn't do anything.
Oh it's so far I got too old.
I mean maybe you get you get like some pack okay I'm pretty sure that was oh wait a
thousand pounds for sure
you didn't bounce is that a bounce I don't know probably I mean I probably got
some bounces right? Probably. All right, it's the most uncliccable augment in the game.
I mean it's not a loot orb, it's just...
Holy shit, my eyes are red.
Of course, I can just finish the event.
I mean, I don't know why I'm bitching about fighting the Malphite.
How am I sitting here bitching about fighting the Malphite?
I am stupid.
My name is Sayori, wait he's still D3 following since September 1st, 2026, that's today.
Hey, yeah, four-hour, oh my buddy.
I dropped the super-dots all the woods.
light shield crust
yeah
I didn't call these fucking insane. I mean I just moved the subfire to my secondary thing. I mean I just end the game with
With this I'm out like it's pretty good
I have my entire board I have my entire board
I just do this and I don't have to move anything off the planter.
So I have to move something like that.
And I have bonus loot scaling.
Wait, did Tysho actually say that bonus loot is unclickable?
because if so I'll stop clicking it yes he just said it's good he's in chat
bro okay here so is this shit unclean the border node
slash you do so I just click it like I didn't give you a lot it's good just
Just making up, just making shit up.
At CCAN, it's good, no.
Wait, is it unclickable instead of no?
Wait, so is that, is it, wait, so is that yes?
It's like, okay, is this augment clickable?
Wait, what did I even ask?
Did I say unclickable or clickable?
Okay, is it good or is it bad?
Hello?
Get out of the house, here.
Figure it out!
I mean, it's just some gold, but I feel like it can't be that bad, right?
Also, couldn't I have proc'ed it off of nesting Engels as well, but I don't think I proc'ed
it.
Like, couldn't I have though?
Mouth bite paired!
Leblanc.
I can play Elderwood.
I don't know what's here, Loki.
Okay, honestly, what are the charms that can prompt bonus loot?
Okay, honestly, what are the charms that can prop bonus loot?
They're like the charms, not the fucking...
Oh primal, coven, primal, oh primal items.
Okay, so how am I gonna throw this one?
The charms I gave units are all orbs.
No!
Alright, maybe this is an Orbis Walden.
It's not a kicker, I'm throwing a ring mark, I'm throwing a ring mark good?
I don't know.
I guess I'm telling the city church that even geniuses enjoy their rain rocks from
Time I mean digital respecting as a player on on your life. There's so do you respect me as a player?
Yes, or no, and you have to answer you can't say refusing answer. Yes or no
Figure it out
I'm trying to get him marked.
Uh, 40, 40, 52...
Where'd he go?
You shouldn't need my validation!
Look at him! He's trying to fucking...
He's trying to dodge it, because he doesn't want to risk his life.
See?
Fuck off, fuck.
Okay, if you have, if you have cartridges, I mean, I'm pretty sure it's chosen, right?
I know for sure it's not gg with guards though, here?
Gg.
Also, I'm pretty sure I can hold that for this game, as real as real as real.
Yep, yep
Great master Yi with radiant item woods end well played bro well played
I mean I can't complain my items are fucking illegal
I didn't need more items here
I don't know why
And I'm sitting on the-
Oh no, I wasn't going to play the RE, I wasn't going to play the fucking RE because I wanted
to fucking roll for Malphite.
But then if I see- it gives me the double Malphite, then I'll be playing the RE.
Also like I'm pretty sure I wanted to play, I mean I guess I could just reforge a VF
then.
442vf
I don't believe you
I'm still going to recall
I'll call 911
That was all well
But I'd rather like it like what I what I upgrade is here to probably not
Oh, well now I'm definitely not I'm not gonna roll the phone
I can also just keep sub-article 3 and I'm already I'm kind of down I have to I
mean if I fiddled to maybe I can swap the 3 and I'm already
I
This looks tanky enough man, I mean an item for Ari is basically an item for Malphite he's right
I don't get here I can just go like gargoyle declaw
Okay, so where's the fiddle stick 3631 14
Zyra is so fucking cool.
This unit is cool as fuck!
Temporary thieves love for 3 gold.
Oh
No, but like a Soraka not start off. Fuck it. Oh, that's pretty good JG
It's about to be a tg diff just wait here comes the tg diff
How come I didn't do a single point of damage?
I am not doing any damage to this guy.
This is not a tg diff.
I just wasted 3 go to lose, I think.
I just used 3 go to lose.
What the fuck?
I do no damage.
I'm gonna get three and I'm already I guess.
I'm gonna get her ass.
Alright, cannon.
Boyd, Bumbly, Sheldon, Guard, GG.
I don't think I'm probably...
I'm gonna slow it down.
Wait? I mean that's pretty good. Five gold for this shit. And also, I'm sitting on a
zero pairs roll okay well I didn't find a magazine but I don't want to voice
staff a chain I don't want to I don't want to voice out the this
I have but I mean I avoid staff. Does that not matter like isn't Zyra's like I feel like every time I avoid step on Soraka
My Zyra's like hitting units that are not voice staffed, and I just lose way too much DPS. I mean, he's right
What was this isn't this the most broken channel me
Soraka heals the Malfight though. She'll heal the Malfight regardless. It's not on
kill, it's fucking on take down.
Aw, great. Radiant Gensu Yi 3. And somehow he's level 8. Yi 3 level 8.
I can't
Lady and the ensue wits and control what?
I mean I got one the game for sure man
I'll move items on the next turn though, because I'll go GS, Gumblade plus one, and I'll just
I need to avoid step on RE
I need a GG
I need a knock on
Is that Tron?
I'm going to Rage and GG, hit a Rage and nash it for sure
That's the part he's getting to me
It's fine, that's good. It's fine. Bro there's actually a fiddle to diff man. And I'm losing
rounds and this guy won the game for sure. Where's the gg guy?
Alright, any Soraka item, G.S. Gumblade plus 1, Voidstaff, G.S. Gumblade, I think I'm going to go Nashor Supercrime.
I'm going to have to go Shogun.
Nashor Doof, Shogun, Nashor Doof.
Shogun, Nashor Doof.
Alright.
Eat gold for this?
I mean, I'm 6-1 anyway, fuck it.
10.
I don't play cannon on my board.
I feel like the voice-up on Kennen is not consistent at all, but I mean it is better.
But I'll remove her, because I mean, ouries are the whole voice-off eventually.
And I can move Sunfire, I guess.
Or live in one damage.
Or HP.
I'm supposed to just roll for a farm here, because of the game.
Oh, actually no, this has Stano's.
Never mind.
Never mind. I'm gonna move it.
Maybe I just go Seraph 3 out.
I'm pretty sure I'm just leveling this up.
I don't know if I'm going to second with just an already out of order.
Bro, I mean I could just, bro I didn't hold any of the other ones though man.
Hello.
Alright you know what?
I mean like I'm pretty sure my level doesn't do anything.
Alright.
But I'm pretty sure I don't have enough gold.
I mean, this guy's radiating ginsu on fucking Kale.
This guy's radiating ginsu on the dude, and then this guy's going third regardless.
But if this guy loses to this guy, then I go second regardless.
if I just compete the the dog or guy all right if I fight the dog or guy I'm
just gonna level I'm fighting this guy
I could have went for
I
Could I could help you earlier
I'll just commit to whichever side I'm just like that for sure. It's legit Thanos on Thanos
Radiant into E3 radiant into Kale 3
That's the one I don't
I mean maybe I fight clone because I can't see and maybe I can try against clone. Who
fucking elderwood plus one with
Like it's actually a scam if it's not the radiant item aren't their boards way less stable
This guy has wits end fucking ye with radiant ginsu and this guy has fucking kale wits end with radiant ginsu
It's just it's actually a scam it actually is
I mean probably i mean showing the three
Showing the three star four cost is not that bad
Dude just play the real world goes
I didn't have a spot to play a real. There's nothing wrong with a third man
This guy complains wait you can't win every game
No people are saying that like wow how can you throw this how can cyber women against this shit?
You can't
You can't
You just let the high rollers wind with re-roll and then you just you can top you can top two top three without without re-roll
I mean I won a game with a Phelios earlier see I mean that's pretty good
How's the clone board weaker than the real board I'm new to TFT first message. Oh, yeah
I would I'll let you know and it says your following since 2025
So there's no fucking way you're new to TFT and that's you just follow me for no reason. Okay, but either way I
Will tell you actually sometimes the traits don't work
Sometimes the augments don't work
Sometimes their their charm doesn't work sometimes they load in with zero items
It's just it's sometimes nothing works. They just load up with nothing like it's just
I don't understand how this clone shit is even like allowed to be the game
There was actually a non-zero chance that I just load up against this guy and none of his fucking items are on
And I'm sure that I can beat that
Bro raise about the passing lock in bro. No, he's not man
I'm actually on play aren't the games like aren't every single one of my games today
Fundamentally like just sound like it's just it's just a matter of time until I'm fucking straight to 500 op like these games are just too sound
But that 7th has to be a bad beat. Like it actually was. It's just nothing. Worse was
Madagam 3-2 into roll in and hit nothing. Why are we coping in D3? Yes, I'm D3, but I'm
I'm not going to be D3 for long.
I will be 500 OPE momentarily.
I guess it's not Yone, but still, but it's actually...
Kind of accurate.
What the fuck?
I'm tired, man.
Kill me. Kill me.
Okay, maybe I can play a game.
I just wanted to try one triple orange robbie game.
absolutely nothing
I mean D3 players right now are probably Master players from last time
it's high elo chat
yeah
I mean I appreciate you trying to defend me but I don't know if Masters is high elo
yeah
What the fuck are these shops?
How do I hold the steam mode?
I'm going to call you Pear, Karma, Ziya, Pear, I'm going to cloak.
Hail.
I'm going to try to hold the gromp then.
Okay, if I roll, I'll never hold the Demo.
I'm going to hold the gromp.
If I hold the E, I'm pretty sure it's going to be the E.
I'm going to one of Ziya or Varus.
And perhaps it is an Aphelios. I mean, just quicksweep something and I really don't know.
Okay. Okay.
Actually, can you start with items?
Bro, like, the biggest quicksweep with this is kinda good.
But I'm pretty sure it's quicksweep, and I didn't just play quicksweep.
Let me see if people are playing Aphelios. Maybe I can pick it off.
I'm not gonna use two sword augment.
Now, just quicksweep on it. I'm pretty sure it's actually more than we can.
I'm right
No ravager
All right, well, hopefully I win this one
This is the game.
This is the game.
I got stunned by that idiot.
Hello?
This is minus 2 gold by the way.
This is minus 2 gold.
Oh my.
I don't I mean not oh my I mean it's actually adapted if I don't want to sell
like the pairs and shit the level like various I just swap to this the moment I
can and then I just go is there a ravager can I fight someone we I paid
too old for this. Everyone is so strong. Insu GV.
Please?
Please?
I lost my- Oh my!
Also, there's two people with a range blade.
I'm pretty sure I have to play server in this game.
Well, now I have Quint Street, I might as well just six loss.
probably more gold. I mean it's probably more gold than just six loss then. Is there a
ravager? Okay, I mean if I lose this round I'll six loss. Alright, sounds like a plan.
Like Gensu? Gensu? Gensu? I mean the Gensu guys can also flex into TV.
I mean the ginsu guys can easily flex it okay okay it's fine I mean I'm sitting on four pairs surely
Five pairs actually
I don't really care about these though
I mean quick streets I get one gold because it's actually good and I get two gold so I break even so I get three gold here
I just sold for no reason because I think I get two gold before the next round starts or no
Probably I'm pretty sure I got my gold soon
Or no, maybe
Over there is something else, yes bro I just sold a fucking kabook over here man.
Cook, ravager sprykin.
I mean I could go pan and try to play towards Hunter.
I can't.
I actually have to just try to win.
If I don't find one, I'm gonna have to solo my Kabukko bear.
That can't be good.
I mean, I swear this unit is so fucking ass.
But I might as well just play these two and then carry this with the bar oil.
Alright, well if I lose this round, GG to me.
I think I got one shot.
Well actually, it's killing this.
And it's dead.
I mean, I'm fighting a fucking Mortal 2, man.
And now back to losing.
I mean, not really though, because I still get a gold.
I lose and I get a gold.
It's fine.
3 Elder Nets turned, and Nets in.
I mean, I haven't even gone on the...
Sure, whatever.
It's also good though.
Actually, I don't even know if 3 Elder is even better than just playing like 4...
Okay well if I win this round then I might as well just keep winning.
I mean I'm probably actually fine.
I might as well just play more fucking back on damage.
Hmmmm, yeah I'm bad.
Maybe I should play like 4 brawler, 3 red striker.
4 damage.
Okay is this augment actually broken though?
Like I'm lose, lose, win, lose, win, and I just get a gold every single turn.
Isn't this all the beyond broken?
Yes!
It's one gold that turned worst case, that's what I'm saying.
And then if you somehow like stream the street together, it's just GG.
Rod, glove, chain, rod, chain, player, run, glove.
Well, I'm pretty sure I have to play Ophelia's now.
but
but I mean maybe you just came in but
That guy's a set as well man.
Doesn't seem that broken.
Really?
My permanent rule is
I'm actually not playing silver without a mana item. That sounds
not like the move.
I put a roll down that's pretty good. I can also go...
I'm pretty sure I actually have to roll down.
And then I just 4-1 it because the entire lobby is playing the same shit.
I don't think I have enough Econ to 4-1 more.
I mean I can 4-1 but I don't think I have enough money to buy my units.
But I'll probably 4-1 anyway.
Alright this guy is Gimsu, Gumbly, JG.
This guy is playing Zyra.
This guy's Ophelios for sure.
Look, Econ. This guy has an Aphelios already playing Aphelios.
This guy's playing, like, Sivir.
This guy's probably playing Aphelios.
And this guy's playing Sivir.
What the fuck? And that guy already has a Sivir. So no matter what, it's...
Like, whichever side I choose, it's really way contestant.
I play Aphelios on the third. I play Sivir on the third.
Can I Ezreal Soraka? Yeah, I think I'm good.
I think if I'm taking double Econ, I think it is better for me to just contest them because
if I hit them, they can't hit and I just farm them for a free round instead of just
playing fucking Ezreal on my board.
I don't even, I can't even pick up the server if I wanted to.
Oh great, this guy has an ability to end a rock.
And he's Econ as well, I can't.
And he even trod on- he bought a TG!
He bought that TG for three golds when this is his board!
Oh my god!
Oh, great!
The Aphelios isn't on my side, and it's Aphelios with a belt!
And he just got an Aphelios!
That was my Aphelios with guard breaker!
Okay, I mean it's fine. I can just go tear and pivot into fucking Simmer.
Like what the fuck is this man I I I not really like I feel server this spot is
fucking terrible man
there's so many because this I can also play this I can also play you know he's
He's playing Simmerz, he has bay plus one.
Okay, well I'll just lose two and then I just send it.
It's pervert general 4-1.
Like this guy already has a Sivir as well. Sivir? Aphelios? Aphelios?
Cling towards Sivir and Rengar Duo. Has an Aphelios as well. Kale and...
How does everyone have everything? Everyone already has their 4 cost fucking carry,
and I'm just loading in with a fucking... embarrassed.
Oh my god.
I don't, I mean I'm probably down to 6 loss in the neutrals, but also I'm pretty sure
I should just play Sibler this game.
But I have middley items, not really.
I probably have to figure it out.
I could probably like set Ash, if I really have set.
This guy has a Breville back as well.
It had been rocked!
I mean I'm hitting the center, fuck this shit man, I'm not looking back.
But if I don't get a T-Roy them...
I mean, I could believe like the silver fucking mouth bite board.
I don't even know the board.
But I do have gargoyle.
But I don't even know the board.
I probably should know the board because that's actually the spot for it.
Okay, so where is my amount of gold?
What is this? I'm out of gold. I mean, it's fine. I mean, how can I play T-R-A-Cl-O-L-K?
There's no TG, then. What did I get?
I have 17 rolls surely I can find silver too right also let me hold this appeal
this really from these fuckers I'm guaranteed it's literally like I'm
just it's guaranteed believe me it's guaranteed I have 17 rolls I don't have
gold but I mean it's fine
the sound source is kind of good
what the fuck does
I mean, it's just Trump this idiot, but I kind of need this infer to farm the components this turn man. Nope
I mean I can't lock
I need a fucking
Sure. I just lost my 4 fucking Elderwood.
Adaptive.
I can play Alistar plus 1 as well.
Or 4 brawler.
So I'm guaranteed to hit. I have 12 rolls left, sure you hit something.
Can't farm the components.
Alright, am I close?
13.
That's pretty good.
And...
Alright, I could have just like two brawlers as well.
Bro, I need to...
I need to...
Silver Paired.
Two gold.
Silver Paired.
Ivered on board.
Not playing a booboo.
Graven?
I'll hit something.
Alright, I have open slot here.
Adaptive gear, Alune gear, 5 rolls for Sivir 2, oh great, Aphelios too, fuck you man.
Well played to you idiot.
You the goat.
Alright, BF Chain.
I
Be a chain
How's he not something that way what's wrong with it? I'm sorry. I'm fine. I just need a belt
Oh, yeah, I should have raw chain and then I I mean bramble
I don't know, I don't know, that's fine.
TG, Ginsu, Laos, that's our IE.
BF here.
Ah, great.
The anti-heal is gone.
I mean, I'll just go show the children.
That's all in a cannon.
I can just put a random cannon on my board.
The cannon's pretty good.
Man, I could also go cheat, nah, come on.
Alright, five rolls, surely I hit something.
I can't.
Okay, thank you, man.
Look, do I have Hunter in?
Yeah, I do.
Gargoyle, Sunfire, Cape.
I mean, I can get into this.
Get into Adaptive, Shogun, Shogun this.
Is that even that much better?
Also, I need to move the GA for sure.
If this already does no damage, I'm going to swap it though.
I have one roll.
I mean, 3k, is that good?
I can just move items to ash.
And then just go show it to ash.
I refuse to go ginsu fucking ash.
That shit is ass.
One roll, three.
I mean I can move items to ash.
who my names are no
I mean, I don't think I'm gonna win regardless though
I mean, it's way better in this matchup
And he has a
Yeah, I already knew that's all we were
I was actually doing a good amount of damage though, but it didn't work out.
You motherfucker, you motherfucker, okay a bow, that's pretty good, have an entiel, and it's
probably actually a T-Shift, or a T-Shift, I mean this matchup for sure, it would
altered this way. I can also go like Shoujin Shoujin Sivir. I have a middly on my board
That's legit zero synergy. It's just farming components, that's it.
Okay, now is it still...
Oh, oh belt bf rod chain
I'm gonna have two dead slots, but I don't really want to roll for upgrades, but I'm
I'm dead literally in dead cannon dead literally dead cannon dead literally dead cannon
37 56 in total on what did it roll
I mean I can't even farm two components there's no way what is this and now I just level four
I just sold my and I just went for an R item what is a inferno inferno even do
Oh, it's not a bad loss. Oh, yes.
This is the problem with taking the components is that, like, you don't get to execute.
And then you're just ending with Sivir without the synergy.
50 people level.
I can also play, like, Alistar
plus uh
What you mean is that good
I love it for a castle pia. I mean the moment I find a loon my board is actually win
And if I find if I find this too, it's just G. Okay, cannon to this to be in G. It didn't know
What the fuck happened to my silver how did my silver die my silver died I
Don't get it
I guess Primal is farming what's it called man?
Oh my bad is not good for me.
I think it's a Taric, I'm using a Looney.
That is not good for me.
What the fuck does Looner do for me man?
I can't even afford a Looney.
Okay I mean this is fine.
No, Luna, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Alright, well, hopefully I'm not dead.
Hopefully I'm not dead here.
I mean, am I not actually close to swiping?
I feel like I'm pretty close to swiping.
He's right.
This fuckin' rip beast just killed my...
And it went to my server.
How I can't I mean I want anything
Well my board's actually good man surely by was better my private is the form components. I'm already full on components
What how I
I don't have I don't have an open component anywhere, man
Elder dragon
Malphite
Double Ken is that good bro, I'm sitting on pair pair man. Oh
My gnar is dead instantly.
My gnar is dead instantly.
I don't have execute.
And I'm playing Sivir with no executing against him.
I can.
Okay guys, listen.
Yes this is a 5th.
Yes this is a 5th, yes.
But you have to understand.
I'm carrying Last Whisperer i.e. fucking Barris, and the- and I wanted to play Ophelia's Bravel
back, and the entire fucking lobby loads in with Barris or Simmer on Stage 3.
Is it a 5th actually insane here?
Yes, and then if I can hit Lux too, or- and then also that Carousel has to be a bad
beat.
I don't even- I can't afford another unit!
And I don't even need another unit!
Like, I don't even need another unit!
I just need-
I just need my fucking aloon 2 lux too man.
Ahhhh.
Just um...
I mean it was close to running out.
It was close to running out.
I... I...
I have Last Whisperer IE and there's five Ophelios is gone on 3-2 is
It's fit actually bad
five Ophelios gone on
3-2 and I have Last Whisperer IE no fucking mana item. No, it's fine. It's fine. Oh
Wait, oh, yeah, I should have sold Ari for double gold. I would have had 24 gold
Oh wait, 11? How much is R itself on 11? 3 times 4, 12 minus 1, 11, 22. 22 gold. That's pretty good.
An admirable idiot ass R-E. No, Lux is good! What's wrong with Lux? That's my cap!
Like Shoujin Adaptive, whatever. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
You hit R-E 2, set 2, ash, okay? Well, I didn't find Sivir until the last second.
I also have a ginsu on silver and then I have a nidalee zero synergy. Oh my god, like it doesn't do anything
If you load up on 4-1 with aphelios 2, mouth fight 2, no gargoyle, no last whisper, nothing. Do you win the round? No
No lux is a high cap. It is. It's way better than fucking the loon. This alune unit never gets the last ult off
What happens when the entire lobby doesn't load up with similar affiliates on fuckin' 3-1?
Just wait, just wait.
Did, uh, did pebbles get yours?
Or is it only that one?
No?
I don't know.
I mean, these units are like complete bullshit.
Okay.
Okay.
The units are like completely dodged.
Oh, I'm pretty sure Sidun got completely fucked.
I mean, I can still risk me so much.
Item Extraction, I extract BF and Rod and Jane and just stack the S-words.
I think give me a, give me a Rek'Sai 2 big or 2.
Oh, it's gold open arms, I don't need more time to steal.
Wait, did I not have Rek'Sai pair?
Okay, I mean it doesn't matter. I'm gonna take this apart of this. Like, you know, you know, it's whatever.
What the fuck?
Dude, it's not very good.
Also, last time I played 5 Rift Vs Mid game to try to get a Rock and Brambleback.
That's crazy, because I saw 2 shops and neither of them had a fucking Brambleback or Rock.
Like, what the fuck?
And then when other people do it, yeah, here you go, Brambleback too!
Like, ugh.
Fucking rage baiting.
Fucking rage baiting.
I'm just going to slam every GD I can, this guy has G on a Rengar, I play the thing, what
What is this?
The pebbles?
What is this?
Timescape?
Timescape?
Bow?
Belt?
URF?
Stattbite?
I don't know what the fuck he's playing.
Defender?
Bravager?
No kind of pivot kale?
Fishbones?
I'm not sure yet, but I probably should know, but...
I mean, legit cannot go wrong with the lead.
And then you just go bramble back, up Elio's duo, and you need a gold opener.
Once the augment, the first four times you sac a unit on the thingy, you gain a component
that you're holding.
And plus one GG.
That's pretty good.
I've already gotten two BSWords, I'm just gonna farm four BSWords because I'm playing
You can bramble out the failures so you literally can never go wrong with E.B.
I think I do need to go as one for my name and now.
Am I even playing Caitlyn at work?
Have you ever played Rero? Yes. My only win today is on a Rero. I play fucking Master of E, but it's just gated by, like, high rolling or, like, or something.
Like, Rengar with GAGD.
Rengar with...
With GAGD.
What else is GG?
Portable Forge GG.
Alright, I can farm one more.
Also, wait, yeah, did I not get scanned?
How does it not give me a red side here?
I don't get it.
I need two of these sorts of items.
I need just two of these guys to like this.
Also, I'm going to use this, I'm going to have two of these.
Little grab, rest high, Vayne R.
Alright, and now I just play towards the Felios, I'm kind of down to play five, 13th
the game for rebel back and rock chops
assuming this dog eyes game actually gives it to me
maybe it's not working honestly I'm just like adding invariance for no reason
So I could also just rip the beast, because I could also just do this, and then that way
I don't have to play fucking five rip beasts like a dumbass.
And then that way I don't have to bitch about it not rolling.
Oh yeah, why don't I do that then?
Instead of bitching I just won't play it.
But I mean like last time I'm pretty sure I didn't even lose that much to play it.
Cause I don't think my board is that good.
But like now I actually have a board.
I mean just look at my spot.
Look at my spot.
level 5 30 gargoyle 5 BS swords my spot is insane what did I do like if I bought
for this game what did I do wrong I don't get it what the fuck can I possibly
have done wrong it's just going to be straight up if I miss every single one
of my units it's just GG my big game is set up well I mean the gargoyle
fucking the Krug 2 like I have a carry here like I mean it's not even bad all
right well my items are gonna be good
missed
oh okay I mean I can actually play five rupees if I play here I can actually
see two rippy shops and it's not like Hunter even does anything but what the
What the fuck does Hunter do?
I just didn't want to lose the econ for it.
Yeah, what does Hunter do?
I get an extra 10 or 20, 80, 55, 55.
Now I have to play brother.
I mean, I could go even trout.
i don't really want to go kraken
i could go even trout play around
i could even charge gsm
gsdv
toggle even trout
this guy has a fucking prog 2
spreading roots prog 2
All right, all right, Krug 2, Scuttle 2, Grunt 2, and he lost.
Well yeah, because I have three items. My items are good.
Is there already players? We guard.
And I'm not even, I mean, I definitely don't have time to get to Rengar's player either.
Oh, this guy's also playing Rengar.
Misconnections are gold. I mean, I don't know what this is.
Twin Guardians is actually opening.
I don't know how to shoot.
I'm sure that I can continue shooting.
Twin Guardians.
Brain Guard 2, level 7-0 gold!
Rolling for days level to seven roll true zero. What the fuck? What the fuck?
He's rolling for days man, okay, I mean, he's level 7-0 on on 3-2.
I mean his ring are two to five gold I guess.
I only make ten, that's pretty good I guess.
Great much he goes on.
A silver.
Bro, can I actually pay 12 gold for this?
I can pay one gold for a BF or 6 gold for a BF.
I'm down to drop a 6 or a 3 since turn or 5 or 3 since turn but I can play silver plus
one also Loki I can go like shogun dv dv silver and play silver why don't I just play a few
No, if I'm 4, I might as well just play 5 for a while.
Alright, it's a level 6 shop!
Hello!
Hello!
I mean is that a Phelous or the bow?
Great man.
Faye.
Not sure what this guy is playing.
Probably Yi.
Pyridons.
Let's just go.
I mean it's gone.
3 cost build.
Glove.
4 cost glove.
4 cost glove on set.
4 class gloves 4 class glove onset 4 class glove onset all right rock
rebel back yes thank you man thank you this is the first rebel back I've seen
in my life
I mean I might as well play for one more card.
I already have an even child.
I might as well play for one more one more stage.
Oh fuck, I have twin guardians.
Oh sorry.
That's fine.
That should take the twin guardian death.
Alright, one more, uh, one more, one more, uh, five Rookies Shop and then GD.
I'm based in this perveneral.
I'm gonna use a little, I'm gonna just upgrade this, and I just 4-3 it.
How many of you are supposed to go there?
I'm done, I just upgrade this and 4-3 it.
They are moving around.
They are hard.
Like look at the difference when you find one fucking Bremelback on your mid game with
I'm pretty sure I would have won this if I used my twin margots.
It is.
My gold is fine.
Here, put a player on the belt.
You piece of shit asking me.
You piece of shit asking me.
I'm an adaptive player on belt
Can I stack too?
Can I just 4-3 regardless? I mean, I just got a gold or a mold
Maybe it's not a stack too
This guy is legit old, I'm 4-1.
I mean, I saw one for sure.
I can also go... an armor forger, I feel like Big Radbag might actually be better.
And then I can finish 300m instead of trying to split.
Alright, it's probably Brelo, Staraq.
I guess I can also go like Scuttle Crab plus a Moo Moo.
I mean how many robs are gone?
Not that many
Gsc plus one, Starex
I'm just one this round man, the burn is not wound man, the burn is not wound, the burn
is not wound.
Oh oh oh shit, one gone.
Oh, oh, oh, shit, monk on.
Triple silver shop.
I don't have to lock the taric then.
Do I even play taric this game?
Yeah, cause I play two van barred.
I'm not logging like a cell hacker am I?
I just play two van barred.
Actually, do I even play Terak if I have set 2?
Can someone kill this please?
Excuse me?
Bro, I have to lock though. I mean, I actually can't lock.
And I just don't play Hecarim this game.
I just don't play.
After hitting set 2, I just play this board to sell Hecarim for Zyra as my board.
I actually can't.
I need these armies.
Morello or Bow.
Glove.
GS.
DB.
Plus 1.
Glove.
Do you call us Glove?
Hello.
Alright, well, I'm rolling a lot of gold!
Alright!
The birth beast too.
What's my plus one?
What the fuck is this?
Five Rift Beast?
I'm in low key, I'm pretty sure I'm one round away from Five Rift Beast. Low key.
Five Rift Beast!
I am one turn off. Okay.
Oh fuck, Quinn Marnian! Oh fuck!
Nooo!
Also, how is he getting f- I mean, okay, it's fine, I'll run easy, man.
Let's see, let's see, let's see what's up on...
Alright.
How do you always forget it's fine?
WHAT?!
He one goal for every 1,000 damage or highest?
Of course.
Okay, well I might as well just keep playing this, because I don't even have-
I mean it's only one turn then but I may not just send you to zero anyway I mean I don't
have a Zybra I cannot.
back to fall champ probably I should have thrown away and if I don't hit Breville
back to them oh nice one man it just wrapped off of a backline for free I
don't even know how
level 8 level 8 40 gold 3 Breville back which means this guy didn't roll a
a single fucking time by the way
fucking jaynum
never underestimate the power of nature
I have the second one round for you
what does elderwood bonus do?
Alex 2.5% back to help the rest of the combat, I mean.
Guys, don't play Zara this game.
So Qinguo.
I mean, it's looking pretty good.
I will allow this one.
I mean, I could go, I could go IE
instead of GS, and then GS this.
But I was told by Sola that IE is actually good on Brambleback. Is this true?
I mean they're both like negative Delta.
Actually that's on IED on Bramblebot or something like that.
I'll just keep this.
Rengar is a recovery suit.
Oh, there it is.
Every time an ulti gets 2 points out of the match, it's not your man.
Hello?
I'm getting one shot.
I can't.
Wait?
I've lost to a LeBlanc. I lost to a LeBlanc.
A Looney. This is Vanguard.
Alistar 2.
Bro, this is the one I can't take, man.
Okay, isn't this guy pissed we felt that I shouldn't even care?
about like I'm not rolling twice then I can never go nine bro I don't care this
guy's fucking weak man
this looks so fucking weak
I did not I just I'm out of the sock to though. I'm pretty sure my role for charm
Hmm adaptive Morello I can go
I'm gonna go ginsu with kraken and then just gss. I'm in ginsu kraken together
Adapted morelho gs 3.5 is that good? No
Fighters gained one
Into kraken
Alright, I mean the items look pretty good.
I will allow this one.
He just hit elder dragon too.
Oh no, the only time you can build ginsu is with uh, it's with uh, uh Kraken.
If you don't have Kraken, ginsu is complete trash.
dragon too. I can't. I don't think I killed a single unit. I mean this guy didn't roll
a single fucking time. This guy didn't roll a single fucking time. And then just went
straight to the torn. Well played, man. Natural Brambleback 2, natural Rock 2. My shop's nothing.
I am broke I am broke
Zyra 2, Tenon, they're not bomb.
Can I win this?
Probably.
This looks pretty good to me.
Ascension!
My brumble back is dead.
I just gotta send it on.
This is a fourth?
No, I am never playing the Phelios again.
I am never playing this comp again.
This comp is fucking dog shit.
Like, it's actual dog shit.
My board is actually good, man.
You can't beat the re-rollers.
Yeah, I mean, this guy is just level 9, like, bro, fuck you, man.
I mean, is this guy actually strong when you see?
I guess he's level 9 with Lux, 3 and Mzaira.
I mean, it's not weak, I guess, but like...
Is my board actually bad? I mean, I guess I'm level 8.
God...
My re-roll is so OP, wits end, like a portable forge.
You hit a portable forge into yee, don't you just like instantly top two?
I think I don't get it.
What is T1 versus HLE?
Is it 4am?
How many hours is that?
12 minus 3, 9?
All right.
I mean, I will say this is an HLE 3-1.
fucking T1 team Jesus Christ man low key might be a 3-0
what are the odds I mean I don't even know the odds I haven't looked like I'm
legit retired it says there are like almost one to three on your school
I
Mean there if there are one to three under slow key. I'm coming in the T-1 low
Yeah, probably not I mean if they're like one to three point five hundred I mean
Diana Fiddlestick
Guys
Wagering what you can afford to lose is not him
Is that fax or no?
They are three.
No.
Not fax.
You are dumb.
Okay.
I'm diving through the end of dumb.
Okay, can I get the Consuming Flores?
I'm trying to get a... I'm down to play some Vhagar.
Consuming Flora.
Actually I guess I don't have a Rek'Sai, and we need Rek'Sai 3.
You probably just like go Vhagar 3 and push them all the way.
Maybe naturally.
Chain Cloak.
Stargoyle Belt.
My items are ass.
Upgraded start, something good.
One was just clicked.
Spirit of Redemption, licking and scaling with this spot.
Yeah, fuck it.
Bro, what's my LP?
Like, can I just- can I click licking and scaling?
I'm gonna fuck this piss, man.
Like, bro, my items are so- like, I can't even-
Like, I might as well just fucking scale.
I have- I have Chain Cold Belt.
I don't even want to win streak, man.
Yeah, fuck it, alright, I'm on 9th and...
Ooh.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Oh, yeah, if I'm fast on it, it's always Draven, right?
Draven plus as much frontline as possible and some random bullshit in the week.
5 costs, champions gain 12% health and 12% tasking.
I'm not pretty good
12% health 12% it's asking
I'm probably just going to play random cannon on my board, I mean it's probably Maokai cannon
and Mu Mu, and then I'll just build from there, Ivern, I can play Terragaloon Diana, I can
simply gnar allisaur Ezreal, Draven, alright no matter what I'm playing these 5, these
5 plus 4, alright. Whatever happened this set to go, I mean that guy is a part time
streamer. Alright well if I don't get, don't forget
the sacrifice you're a moomoo this time what do you mean who the fuck is playing
a moomoo or who the fuck is playing sack like what all right anyways
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not a guaranteed top-forward this is either I'm going first or I'm going
dead last I'm just gonna I'm just gonna I'm either a perverse
All right
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He'll find player health. That's pretty good.
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Hell nah.
I can't!
Uh, should I just buy this shop?
Like, Rammus Kabuko, and I just play off of Rammus Kabuko if I want to start on the back.
I'll use one gold.
No matter what, I'm not losing one, no sure.
Bulk, bulk, bulk chain!
Bo-Bo-Bo-Chain. This guy has... excuse me?
How can you just have... 4 extra components on my hand?
Zyra, is that good?
I'm telling you, the Malphite board can fucks a lot of back on 5 plus.
What is this? Ravager?
Blackwound Ravager?
Chain? Close, boldo.
Azir?
Executioner? Summoner?
I mean I can also just play like Spellweaver and just play like...
Okay, I mean it's probably Shoujin for a little always, I don't have to play...
Whatever, thank you Ghan.
I mean what if I play Kennen later?
I will see. I could also go like Shoujin, Ginsu and still play towards Draven as your hard force.
Let me let me see what if I get econ here. I'm coming tonight, but if I don't get econ, I'm probably
I'm off
All right
All right
I'm in the band of these is actually kind of good I mean fuck the story
I mean, this is gonna be better.
Now let's get a 9 if I make it to 9.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Okay, I'm committed to that sign.
TG on every single five costs in the game.
All right, well, hopefully I can make it.
I can't.
Ginsu, Draven, I think the only units I itemized
are Tank, Draven, and Ezreal.
Shoujin, Ezreal, Ginsu, Draven,
Tank, Gargoyle, Belt, a TG, Cannon, TG, something, TG, something, and GG.
Moll? You're garbage!
Alola? You're garbage!
It was not upgrade this is now on you the level
If I'm playing Ezreal I might as well play outside
But I don't even have to play Agilos, let me finish this.
Looking like a first game?
Yeah.
I mean, Loki it is.
I just have to like win out this stage and the next stage, except I lost the job.
Awww.
Well, this guy's Omega Rift, he's level 7 on 3-3 with verticality.
Like, isn't this actually like a joke that I fight this and I just lose?
Perhaps.
I could go for like item, like farm items or something.
I mean, I actually can't farm items, so I'm gonna be dead.
Just have him soak some BXD or soak some heart, take downs and then GG except these units
are not dying before he dies.
Hello? For you to see to die, it would have died if I had executed.
I didn't get a single-
I think I might have to roll on E.
But if I have to roll on E, do I just FF?
3, can you do the permanent ability alone in the row?
I'm gonna run out of removers momentarily, man.
I need to tg this until I get some stacks.
Zero.
Zero.
Cognmaw 2 Middly.
Also, how does this unit sack here doesn't count? Excuse me?
How?
16?
Okay, okay, I'm getting some stacks 90. It's dead.
I don't have enough money unless I want a nine.
How many stacks?
120?
That's pretty good.
Alright.
I'm one- oh I'm pretty sure this guy counts.
As a take down.
Wait?
Wait?
Because last time I cashed out on it, if this doesn't count, it's just a bad me.
Because it should count.
The other neutral counts.
So it wouldn't make sense for this one not to count.
Oh yeah, it does count.
I mean, if I don't get Econ, I have to roll an 8.
Do I want to just make do I want to just not make some fire?
Let me see if I was good. No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. No
I kind of want to save the blow
Surely I find one can in the whole game
I didn't go execute for one component and it's like the difference of me like
killing three billion units.
Jesus.
Alright well if I don't get Econ here, I think even if I get Econ I still can't
I'm pretty sure that is just strictly worse than just taking fucking Stasmith and just
rolling.
I can't roll too much though.
Okay, Sivir 2.
Like one front line upgrade.
Okay, Taric, GG, GG.
For fuck you and fuck you.
And don't care about you.
And don't care about you or you.
No mononah fuck.
Jay!
Cargoil, Bramble.
Hintsu, Shogun, Spark, TG, Spark, TG, Club Belt.
Don't worry, I mean as long as I can win like one round TG.
Am I winning?
I don't think I'm winning, I think I actually have to roll.
bro also I should just go I should just go anti-heal man I didn't go anti-heal
and this is like the biggest anti-heal diff but I can't even get anti-heal in
until I get
I can't even get anti-heal until I get a...
Okay okay I'm back I'm back.
I mean this is just Flora what the fuck does that do?
Also right close to farming component 3?
I'm sitting on what's it called paired and what's it called pair so it looks like I'm
eight but just wait just wait I'm sitting on mouth I pair terric pair I can't one and
then and a GG don't worry it looks like I'm a them going first I'm not even kidding
What's this?
5 million takedowns?
What's this?
What's this?
It's GG.
I'm three components off from winning the game.
I'm three takedowns off from winning the game.
No cat, no cat.
And it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not even poor.
GG, GG.
Ooh, hee hee hee hee.
GG.
GG.
GG, GG, GG, GG, GG.
I mean, it's actually over. That's last whisperer.
That's last whisperer.
With the Taric 2, my frontline isn't shit.
And then now, this can actually get stacks.
I'm making it to Maokai 2, move items to Maokai, and I mean, it's actually over, man.
I'm sitting on fucking 2 5-cost pairs.
And then also, even if I missed that, I could have gone to Keddin.
And the Keddin's also good, man. You can't miss.
So lucky, now the game's over. The game's over. It's actually over.
I mean, I can drop, drop. Like, these games are ass, but I don't really want to roll anymore.
I'm kind of down to the Chargill Knight.
Is there a Hunter I can play?
nothing can hold me back but I'm pretty sure like my board is like actually
stable I got far one more component and I'm out
I'm pretty sure I'm worth actually stable
They said I don't have anti-heal but I can't really roll, I don't think I'm ever playing
this.
I mean I have a character man, that's pretty good.
Yeah, my mouth, I got it.
I just got anti-heal.
I would've won the chop.
21, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
I don't have a Hunter, but I can't really roll.
I mean, there's a roll on Morello, so that's pretty good, and this is basically just a
dead unit.
but I can't really roll.
I'll just make some bar here.
I want the game for sure.
This guy's Zyra too, it's fuckin' like work.
And then the moment I go 9
I drop some units in GV.
I mean, where's actually good?
Self-fiddle?
Maybe I get, like, Ash in plus one?
And my items are, like, insanely good
because I have TG for everyone,
and I have late game shields.
I just find it every legion I see in TG.
And TG.
Also, I can drop what's it called for Diana
plus a Lune, probably.
I don't know how close, it'd be six to level one.
If this was bad items obviously this
But maybe it's already
I'm already a fan to heal now
Probably super Ivan ash. I don't think you're in this game
Oh god, I need a hunter though, if I don't get a hunter it's very bad.
I mean, I have- oh, I have what's it called.
Who is GSM?
I'm alright, TV.
TV.
TV.
Alright.
Am I close to 9?
52?
I'm almost 9!
I'm almost 9!
Get ready!
What happened to my Ivor?
What
I'm almost time GD GD
48
Alright, I might as well roll once and then die next turn.
What is this?
Just Flora?
Fuck off my board game.
All right, that's what it's 44 on level that's our G and you oh god, oh
Oh the Diana is hitting my
What
What
I mean doesn't matter it's already over the game so he's that checks so fucking hard even if my super guys is a gg
I bet I'm gonna get this guaranteed over my board is legit damage
Why does it look like I lost?
I mean it doesn't matter, like the next time I fight him he's gonna get videoed.
I just need one more upgrade in this GND.
I can also play like a stupid ass blocks on my board.
Uh, Primal went let's-a-call, so it's useless.
I'm like, draven on my board as well. I just play draven over this.
this.
Gensu GS plus one.
What the fuck is this?
the fuck is this? It's probably TV that you know. I mean Shoujin? Arc? Oh please I'm
so close to winning, I'm so close. Please.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Am I not a Malkai too from just winning?
Like, Malkai 2 wins and then I stall and then by the time I fight the Kailh guy again,
I just get something else too and then it's just over, man, I don't know.
Also I'm down to just never play Fast 9 because I think in tournament I will never
be fun to play in late game specialist.
That shit is ass.
It is legit ass.
Like you can fast sign from 10th Street for sure though, but yeah I don't know if Lating
Specialist's 5 Laws is a fucking- like my board's not even bad, it's actually good.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh, it's not that bad.
Oh, I don't have a single two-style.
Look at the Academy's fearless, legit display xyrofilis in dual climb.
That comp is fucking dog shit.
That comp is a legit dog.
It averages a 4.8 in Diamond Plus.
The baseline of Zyra...
I'll even have Gramm-o-Mack.
This is the baseline.
That's good.
4.7 is good.
I mean, it's just a top three farmer if you play from ahead.
The cop is legit dog shit.
Why skip Polly Charm. I mean if Polly's my server chances are I have no fucking last
with her IE Holder as a GG. And then if Polly's via Mumu that's not even better. And then
if Polly's, I mean I could sell the Rock and then if Polly's a Mumu it's not better.
If I sell Sivir, I mean I open sell a Mumu and then like what? It's not even good man.
I feel like I should expect to win with that board anyway.
But then I lost.
But like I survived like a Malkai too and then I survived until...
Any other two-star Bipod's backline and then G.
Alright, can I have a re-roll, please?
Can I get a re-roll spot?
I feel like Shurikou doesn't even want to play towards a re-roll, though.
Like, all the re-roll right now is just these skills.
Like, you're stage 2 and stage 3 is so strong that you're, like, undeniable.
But I feel like when you're this poor...
of
the
But also like Prolegance actually was a fucking trash because I feel like me hitting you're
not expected to hit Terror 2 and I also like my big game was like actually pretty strong
and then you're not expected to hit Terror 2 and then and then like I hear like I mean
It's fresh on the street, but if you're with shooting a pretty long attachable
Jean quote love
Look at God bonus here. I was I was the most good
In one EXP, put each enemy that dies.
They're even stronger to play.
Rod, well, chain, cloak.
Alright, well, hopefully I can kill some humans, or I'm screwed.
This guy has...
I have to kill one more okay, okay, okay, but now my interval is like
I'm just fine, whatever.
Can we both JG Pair on Gloves singling?
Wait, can I just, like, Kale from the spot?
Is Kale even that bad in the spot?
like who cares how many Kale's are on or how many Kale's are there Kale player or not
I mean this actually looks Kale's
I'll just go bow on Paris, I'll get a GG in there
You're so on fire anyway.
And after you go and have bonus loot and I bonus gift for more chances to get like
charms.
All right, I think I'll be playing some gale.
I can't pay 3 gold for this, I'm a raw mate.
I'm always on the weak spot.
I was the weaker for sure.
I'm not even winning, I'm a lucid, this guy in way.
I'm not going to miss his Varmage, I'm going to Sigourney, then you play Hecarim plus
I have one new window though, it's okay.
I can't see the bow, whatever the fuck that is.
I have five rockon, five rockon, two kale, one zaya, three or.
Sure, you can go on bench, bonus gift.
I mean this is looking pretty good I think.
Bowl, rod, bowl, rod.
Okay, oh I got a bowl.
I don't know, 5.5 ADP spots, really?
I mean, I feel like bonus gift, shit or Niko on bench, I'm for sure uncontested, Kale.
Is it actually that bad?
I don't know, this looks pretty good to me.
I don't know.
And I just saw on 5 this game.
And I'll just save the Niko for Kale.
5, 4, 5, 4, 2, 1, 0.
He's gonna pop Artifact and one life get RZ and then get pop my Fate Rengar on 4, 6,
calling it now.
I mean, as long as it doesn't have something else to put the Fate Rengar on, I mean,
All right, bonus gift.
maybe i can farm a unit if i kill one
Okay, I think I'm killing one here, just wait.
Oh, oh, thanks!
I knew I was in a budget zone, but I just bought the charm.
Actually, I didn't kill him a lot, wait.
Oh, and I lose, and I kill one more, and watch this.
This is the best case scenario. And watch this!
Leblanc?
Oh! I mean that's pretty good.
And... I'll go out of here.
Probably won't go to Sesh 3.
I have so many rock on.
where where's the bonus loop oh there it is okay okay
Oh, who's there?
Oh, tier chain play around
All right, five five two five five two three
One something
I wasn't gonna play it until I natural like seven copies in one shot, so I was in the right event.
I'll swap.
But I feel like my swap is actually good.
I'm just gonna lose streak this stage and probably be like 40 HP.
That's fine.
Replication.
I
Like I'm just being cold
All right, 33 gold on it. Oh, no, it's making those to Johnny man
But maybe I can go to Johnny so that Leona cuz I might not hit
Wait, maybe I can fish for that one charm.
Like the dice charm?
Or the mice charm?
With how much gold I have?
Yeah, fuck it!
I mean that is so much gold.
Replication gives you orbs buddy, okay, but I mean 33 golds is 33 golds and then also...
Okay, how rare is it?
Is it even that rare?
Also, you know you get a pension belt.
I saw it every time I tried, if you make Sedge.
Oh, but I can also just now go for the owner of this game.
I mean, I haven't given it.
Which was once, by the way.
Alright.
And I fucked up, then.
All two cost champions.
I'm paying one more for that.
Ah, fuck it.
the first two times
I fuck this
handle
ooh
I have overall, I didn't know if
do I have a skill? No
I'm at it by the single orange is that good
You know the mice no
Also, wait how deep you have to roll cuz I have infinite gold
So I feel that's the only reason I can actually afford to skip these charms like how way like how how soon did you hit?
And you're telling me you just, you just, second charm here you go.
You can get it for sure.
Well yeah, no shit you can get it.
No shit.
Like what?
What does Field of Mice, it's like you get like a shitter, like a complete shitter
dupe for, for, Field of Mice only appears on 3, 1 to 4, 1.
You need to, I know I had it last turn though.
I had it last turn, oh my god.
I had it last turn, I had it last turn.
I need both of her, two star three cost champions.
Huh?
I always find a weak spot.
I need a random five cost champion.
Alright, how about, how about, okay, you know, I'm down to try. I'll, I'll fish for it again.
Alright.
I mean, I have a lot of gold, like, are you guaranteed to hit? I don't get it.
And it's, it's not like this kill's killing anything, bro. My board is complete trash.
All right.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I mean at this point, I mean I might as well- Alright, two more rolls.
GV!
There by any time? I did right? Probably.
I mean I've that many charms and I didn't see it.
And now I just roll on six. You got me.
Nice.
My temple in this game, I won the game. This game is officially over, don't care.
I don't have my one item.
It was next charm.
I mean I don't even need it anymore.
I don't even need it anymore.
I don't even need the extra three.
I'm too off man.
It does not do anything.
It does not do anything.
Maybe I can proc it on Mutuals.
Can you still get it on 4-1?
Yes.
And then after 4-1 you can't?
Well I'm not gonna lose this, right? Sure I'm not.
I'm just gonna click the first armor to decent.
20
I
Thought I sorry, sorry, sorry. It's fine. It isn't find I thought I had
sanitation
Couple президental
No, no, no.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine guys, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine
It's it's not that inefficient do not worry. It's not that inefficient. It is fine house. It is acceptable
It's fine.
If I can't find this last scale, it is what it is.
The odds are so close.
It's the difference of finding the 8th versus finding the 9th.
He's right.
It's the same shit.
Do not worry.
I mean I get 10 free rolls, but isn't the TG kind of good?
And my level doesn't even do anything.
He's right.
Oh, Twin Guardians is fucking broken actually, no mind.
Alright.
You're lowest one star or two cost.
Okay, thank you.
I think I won the game out there catch up this one in a
That's all the speakers.
Yes.
Then if I do this positioning, what happens when I load up against Coddix?
That's fine.
I do not have anti-heal against the visage floor of the talus.
It just healed the- what the-
I can't kill a single unit! I don't have anti-heal, man!
Oh, it's also on Ivern, which is really good, because I don't have to play this fucking
dog shit.
And then I get Ivern on my board.
That's pretty good.
I will allow it.
Alright, am I close to catching this out?
Let's get the Unmagic Pen.
This unit already has 20% shred, man.
Great, it's a fucking, what's it called, a head-shrug line.
8% Amp.
Also, I have bonus boots, so I'm pretty sure I'm guaranteed.
to make it to the heat.
And I just played a stupid attack on him.
Am I close to- what is taking so long?
I don't have it on-
I mean, Ivor is insane.
Anyone in the Hens is just so much that,
because they're all three-starred.
And I win this round the game's over. Yes?
Yes, no, yes
My winning this
Archangel Archangel guardbreaker
He said he's not that strong.
He's carrying a fucking Seraphim.
I mean, he did get involved.
I mean, the moon's already dead, and my entire board's fully tweaked.
Aw.
Oh!
Okay.
Fuck you.
I don't even know I mean all the artifacts are good
Talisman? Is Talisman good? Lighting Joghurt? Eternal pack Talisman? Talisman good?
I need elderwood in
bonus loop that's pretty good
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on here.
Jay?
And GG the games over which is look at that the game is over I can't I
Could I could Sunfire and then
Okay, my side is dead to what?
Nothing can hold me back. I want to actually on combat terms.
I mean, I find one half of them in GD. Also, I'm pretty sure this positioning, like, breeding
this thing, how much armor on the marv is this?
EAT?
WTF, bro?
I have intended a bush.
I'm intended to bush!
Soraka too!
I don't get it, is there a heck of a room, 4 cost, does that have a 4 cost?
I mean, don't I just want to roll for a combat charm?
Heck of rim, heck of rim.
Yo, I don't want to be that guy, but you're close to being a limited boss on a suit and no I'm not man, just wait.
I lost?
How?
Bro, this Ziya position is pissing me off.
My Ziya keeps on dying through some idiots.
Okay, but I mean it's fine.
I'm getting...
No, no, no, it doesn't matter.
I mean this is a Sivir 2 on 7 fucking loser loser alert loser alert
the elder wood the rapid fire and
Elder wood is that good elder wood? No rapid fire. I mean that has to be good
Rapid fire. I'm just another problem. So far okay. All right rapid fire rapid fire
5% per attack so it's an extra 2 times 10 20 that's pretty good. All right
Starrac.
How much ammo is this?
Is there a heck of a rim?
Actually, I guess I can play this.
I don't want any combat.
Okay, also I'm kind of down to stop putting that over there.
Sure. If you just keep dying because my right side is too weak.
They're stunning me. Hello.
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure.
Is he a tremor? Aftershock.
Oh my!
holy you ass bro I would have what it's just it's just the fucking it's just a
what's it called diff man it actually is it's a fucking orn artifact did this
This is art by this ass.
Just look at the game.
It's not balanced.
It's not balanced.
Just look.
Just look.
It's not balanced.
The game is not balanced.
Instant win.
Instant win.
I don't even know why boy Gauntlet,
It's probably just low sample size.
Like, I mean, if Light Shield Crest is also instant,
when does that get into guard, whatever the fuck?
Like, it's just instant, and I just,
I mean, when other people play Kayle,
they load up with Witt's End in Flickerblade,
a thousand percent.
Like, if I cashed out Flickerblade or Witt's End,
don't I actually win on that game a thousand percent?
Or no.
Yes! It's not close!
I just, I didn't hit! I just didn't hit!
Those two are instant wins! They are legit instant wins!
Oh my god, your entire placement is just...
I swear, if I bought for this one and get demoted,
I try hard every game like that kale game was an actual 10 placement swing for just
not getting flicker or wit's end.
He is damn right.
Board is good man. My board is actually good
I mean, I just have to talk for it if I if I bought for this one on this the mobile
And that's just embarrassing.
You're prepared, the tree, the dead head, the bomb.
That's nice.
Like if I get demoted back to D4, then I'm done.
I'm not gonna shut up the tournament, man.
Seven months, both still died in D4, I came.
Even I'm about to catch up, you are really bad.
Even you are about to catch up.
That's how fucking bad you are, you're worse than that, you're reiking it, all right.
You have glow fill.
Glow fill for your city.
Expedition, fuck it.
Can I just do some roofing?
Oh, GG, GG.
I should yell all the frees, also, good. Nope, GG.
Blossom plus one, is that good?
I mean, it's not bad.
I have Blossom in right now. I have the Blossom units.
Okay. If I had Blossom right now...
I mean, I don't even benefit from building IE.
But my only reason is shit.
But you can actually go Blossom... I just don't want to lose.
I don't really want to reforge anything either.
I'm just not making anything.
I can also just reforge Blossom.
But I feel like it's not even that bad.
I have a blossom units right now, but the thing is I just can't make an item.
Like if I make an IE, I don't even want to play Silver with Blossom because then I have no fucking man item.
And then I don't want to reforge Belt. I don't want to reforge Glove.
So I'm just sitting here doing nothing.
Oh nice, I thought double over.
Yeah, after Charm I'm out. But I mean, does nothing wrong with just playing Blossom with the entirety of stage 2? It's pretty good.
Like, is there a good Blossom board you can play?
Like, it's that RE, Ash, Yorick, 5 Blossom, like Vi Silver, Blossom, Blossom Silver, I feel like it's fine.
Alright.
I can Blossom, uh, the highest 1 star, but then I lose this.
Is that fine this is a juggernaut
Star level one costume
Okay
Okay
Okay, I mean I could I could play I'm gonna lose this fight anyway low key I play Caitlyn
re-roll. Blossom Caitlyn 3. I mean I'll feel my natural on me. Like Caitlyn 3, you
3 you know a 3 and then I make it to ash and then I just have a trio carry you
look like you eat good what's up my friend what am I just fat then you look
like you eat good what is that even a compliment I didn't say that bro fuck
you man wait what don't be a glove don't be a glove don't be a glove don't
and the tier is gone.
Why does it have a chain?
Alright, three got a chain.
Alright, I'm in.
I will be selling this Caitlyn for Econ, I think.
I'll have Star, Juggernaut.
I mean, if I sell this Caitlyn for Econ now, I am broke.
Or not broke, my board is ass.
Or is that...
Maybe I'll win this round anyway.
Okay.
Okay.
Is that strong?
I don't really care about when I lose, honestly.
And...
And...
I mean, I would not lose if I lose.
Wait, does Kaylan actually does damage?
Like if I get a Gensu, I'm kinda down to Reroll Caitlyn Unara.
Flotsam Caitlyn 3, Unara 3.
Then what frontline do I go?
No, man!
I don't even wanna use my...
Okay, yeah, no.
You're right, I'm about to get demoted.
I mean I lose, I lose, lost him on some idiot.
Alright, hopefully I can natural a mastery by Blossom.
Why is 5 blocks so hard to hit?
You need it with plus 1 or you need it.
Take your Unara 3 3 game sample size average 3.
Alright.
Unara? Wait?
You probably have to reroll one of the Juggernaut 2 costs.
Scuttle crab or
You had a real Scuttle crab frontline or to draw a frontline like you know are three
Maybe it's actually the Nara three spot
Except I don't know so probably
The champion gains a temporary item.
That's my JG guard.
He's a...
Grandma goodness lobby.
He...
I suppose she's children rod?
No, yeah, not really.
No, no, no.
I might as well wait one.
I will probably click on them as I'm behind them.
Oh, and this anyway?
No. I mean, that's a forced death, but I'm gonna, it's too awesome.
That is so lorric.
Alright, Belt, Chain, Chain, BF.
Silver Destiny's 4 gold.
What'd I get?
AHAHAHA!
G! G!
No, GG, GG!
And I flipped heads!
20 gold!
Wait, what?
No, no, no, there's no way it's not that.
Alright.
And 20 gold!
I can't I
Honestly, I'm gonna do this role once for charm that I can actually play a board with every find the charm tonight after
One vote for that no thanks
Can't I can't
I
You can't even throw I'm so fucking rich now. I just for two and GD
I was like in blossom my my banana, but I feel like I don't even want to play one of these games
Oh, team up with that. Oh, that's not that's actually not good
It doesn't really change your role at all, because I'm fortunate he ain't no matter what.
Like the V-rollin' on it way better.
What a beautiful dream is life.
I seek only the strongest.
I know what you're next in the shadows.
I'm looking rolling...
rolling once.
Nah.
I'm out of the music even better though.
It doesn't matter.
What is this?
Divernaught?
Vanguard?
I'm gonna play like double team or something
But if I play if I play like Blossom Morgana the problem is I
Don't really want to play in both, but I guess I can play Cogmaw plus Blossom and then not play the fucking
I can also go like Blossom Nidalee Blossom Nidalee Morgana
Okay, I'm sort of in Blossom, plus one is actually good.
Cause you wouldn't go like, you wouldn't legit blossom anything, I don't get it.
Alright.
I'm last big.
Yes, Ward. Guard JG. And it's on. What the fuck?
The belt is gone as well.
I don't understand what this is.
I mean, does Teemo do damage?
I'm not even that bad.
I don't even think he's another stronger.
Fuck me out.
Oh wait, oh, just call him over.
Ah, shit.
Oh, just call him over, Teemo, for sure, man.
GG.
It's too old
Okay, well if I have this
This guy looks like straight-up Thanos, at least I have Cognmall in.
uh... i think i paid too cold and i lost my streak i mean this is the only guy in the lobby that i can't lose to man
xayah 3 orn 3
bro it's the only guy it's the only guy i lose to everyone else is so weak
oh my now i'm broke
not really
That server is pretty good if I dash though.
I hit stall we were in.
Also, if I find a Lux, isn't it just insta gg?
I just lost him to lots of reef.
GG.
GG.
Cloak?
Okay, Ashoujin?
I giga-high rolled?
I might actually go last just for this wall, but...
What is the wait one?
Lost him to lots of 6 plus 1.
Maybe win the next...
I mean, I'm pretty too old, man.
I mean, I don't have to play Cogmaw.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm probably just always going to play Blossom Ezreal or Blossom...
...Siver?
And I think I lost. Minus 2.
Great, man.
I can also just make a random ass affilios and call it a day.
Is there a Vanguard for Blossom?
Alright.
And minus 2.
And I'm probably never going to call them out.
That doesn't hit more than two.
Even if I hit more than two, I don't even know my names.
I can go Blossom plus two if I get a Rod.
are you over this seven blossom eight blossom
I need a brawler any brawler any brawler
I I took out the wrong one though, but it's fine
Sell sell sell any brawler a moon brawler
I did I just win this game. I just need to upgrade like two units in GD. I
Didn't kill
I mean I'm about to win though
I'm sitting on set pair actually can I play your QNAR I can actually play seven or nine
okay I have to update some units your army
Hello?
Hello?
Bye, too!
I don't have a fucking two-star man.
I don't have a single two-star.
I killed nothing!
My only two-star is a Vi. Is that good?
And the spark is gone.
Why not keep 9-buzzle?
You can't.
It's based on the round before.
How?
Isn't it actually unreasonable?
I don't find anything.
I legit have nothing.
That's it, I find Ash.
I'd play ash
Should I play ash when I have these
Thank you
Okay, I need shredded
Also, what August did I have again?
Uh, it's Econ plus...
Okay, I need Shred, but I also need...
I'm a fucking Kabukko on my board.
I also need Anzibiel.
So how do I get that?
Also, do I just not play- I'm sure that I play Ash.
I think Doric is actually pretty good.
Which I do.
No, no, this is bugged.
I don't have this.
I have branching out into Silver Destiny that gave me flip a coin into this thing.
Alright.
How do I not have already do?
Also, I feel like this Lux unit is completely terrible, but maybe R.E. nerf makes it worse.
Seven Blossoms, two shoulder, Georgian Lux is poor.
I don't want to roll for just Auri, how many Auri's are gone?
I mean, he's gonna mana to my entire ward.
I mean, I'll see what it looks like.
He gives 6 mana.
How relevant is that?
I mean, I feel like it's not relevant at all.
He's right.
I mean, I feel like it's not relevant at all.
3.7, 1.8 with a red buff. Alright, I will be swapping it.
Alright, well, this needs the last item though. I could go red buff here as well, but I'm
pretty sure no, like I could go shogun red buff. Oh, that sounds good.
Shogun Red buff?
Okay, Shogun is R.I.E for sure.
And then I go Red buff here, Shogun here.
Or no.
Cause this thing executes with Red.
I'm down, I'm down.
Alright.
It is huge mana to my whole board.
And I'm out of Rebuilders, I don't really...
Actually I'm never going on it for this.
I don't have a third tank item is the problem. I'm fighting level full fucking spike tail board and my front leg doesn't have a third tank item
And I'm dead
Radiant golden gamble high rolls radiant ginsu seekers like bro. This guy is legit Thanos like
Oh
I have a fucking kabuko on my board
I mean, where's it actually going?
Rengar 3, 2 off of the do3?
I don't know what their tank item is, excuse me.
Excuse me.
I don't know what their tank item is.
This Blossom Lux is fucking terrible.
I lost a this board?
I lost a this board?
How?
This guy's board is awful!
No, I am screwed!
Cause this guy won for sure!
I am screwed!
Is Bremble good?
No?
Another gargoyle?
A de-claw?
A gargoyle?
A de-claw?
A de-claw?
I thought Blossom Lux was good, this shit is ass!
Am I closer leveled?
i have a fucking kaboom on my board
fucking kaboom
I mean this guy is getting too...
He's three or I am how?
He cashed out golden egg!
He's golden egg cashed out!
What the fuck?
I'm dead
Thank you.
Yes, no, I will not be clicking that augment ever again.
What the fuck?
If it's not good in this spot, when the fuck can you ever click that shit?
What?
Like, isn't it actually mind-blowing that I'm that not stable with Blossom Lux there?
Blossom Lux, Shogun Guard, JG, like that's actually wild.
Dot, dot, dot, dot.
Is my board even that bad?
I didn't win a single round!
Blossom plus one, Shogengar, JG, Lux, seven Blossoms set two.
I legit didn't win a single round the whole game.
I don't get it.
You need fewer vaccines.
Oh yeah, sure.
Pied-Elect.
Pied-You-Little-Dact.
Yeah, sure.
Let's hop and call.
Bro, fuck you, man.
Pied-Elect.
Pied-You-Little-Dact.
Yeah, sure.
Let's hop and call.
Bro, fuck you, man.
You know like how three days ago, my parents kidnapped Emmy and brought her to their house?
I miss them.
Like when I end stream, I'm going to drive to my parents' house and go take her back.
Gee.
Gee.
You've got food in kitchen at 4am yet.
You've driving license?
I doubt it!
Bro, I live in the middle of fucking nowhere Maryland.
You literally have to be able to drive in Maryland.
If you want to Uber, you would have to wait 20 minutes in your neighborhood.
And by then, it's just like broke.
No, I'm a good driver.
I have not gotten pulled over in like seven years, no cat.
The last time I got pulled over, it was like a left turn that was, it was like, it was like
10pm and I'm turning left into like, into like a boba, like a little plaza, and then
apparently there was like a no left turn time, but you, the jit cannot see it.
And then the cop pulled me over and I was just like, bro, like I can't see that shit.
And I actually got a warning.
See?
He probably saw that I never get pulled over, like I never got in the ticket,
I never get pulled over, and he was just like, you know what, I'll give him
a warning.
You legit cannot see the sign!
That was the one time!
And then uh, yeah.
There's Friddle Stig.
Hello?
Here's a V-Coach.
A Diamond 4.
Friddle Stig.
I'm diamond 4.
Little stick.
Do I really want to just...
I don't think I'm going to use this thing again so much.
But I don't really want to hold on to this goal.
What I didn't feel good about upgrading Vittal 6 too, I remember there was this 3-cost swing.
Like Vittal 6 is basically a reprint of this 3-cost swing and that swing unit was just
legit Thanos.
But you had to like have the backline for it.
But the actually wouldn't.
I don't think so, but I kind of want to hold the demo out of the rod.
Camille, Elise, Caitlyn, Replication, Hard Bargain, Warpath, Frontline Foundation,
Alright, Loki!
I go Warpath to see Loki.
Yeah fuck it, I'm in diamond- no I have to do this, I mean I'm in diamond.
I'm in two-star one-punch here.
I'm in A-barge here, everyone.
I mean I can play uh...
I can play, uh, like, this plus this plus this, but I have arc arc.
I feel like Teemo's broken.
Or no.
Bro, fuck Vanguard, man.
I just find one, what's it called, like, this Vanguard unit?
Fuck out of here.
I feel like this Teemo unit is legit OP.
Alright!
Tell me how I'm bop-boarding this one.
Tell me how I'm bop-boarding this one.
Please tell me.
Oh wait, oh wait, Teemo's a sprykin!
Why don't I just play Ramas, this plus...
Okay, no no no, okay listen, the value of sprykin, isn't it just AP and AP?
But the, it already has infinite AP, who the fuck cares?
I'll just play around my two stars.
Wait, Vhagar with Biddlestick?
Wait, I'm guaranteed temporary!
Wait, Biddlestick's Ramas?
Biddlestick's Ramas, Teemo Vhagar.
GG! It was instant GG!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Give me the Rammus!
No, it was instant GG, man! It was legit instant GG!
No, no, no, no! Give me the Rammus!
Give me the Rammus.
Give me the Rammus.
GG!
Oh, no, it doesn't matter. It actually doesn't matter.
Rammus, Teemo, Vigor, Rammus, Teemo, something GG.
I mean, like, not that I missed the Rammus, I should have just sold the Fiddlestick.
keep on
That's the one you forgot why I'm here
That's why I'm a finisher
Arc arc
I mean I have Tristana.
I don't even want to play what's it called.
It's a perfect role to turn.
I'm playing spriking anyway.
I cannot.
And I don't even want to spriking this because it's a pretty arc arc.
What the fuck was that?
So imagine I had the Rammus.
Also I messed up again.
Cause now I have to sell my fucking Majoras there.
To play Stupid Astros.
Oh no, she's not a spade.
She's not a spade.
And then, and then what's the other one, Kabugou?
I don't know, she's a cheater.
Alright, and then now I just play Tornado.
other one could we go all right and then I just played towards executioners and
the GD I mean this spot I would I would predict this spot is a third or a
second if I giga Hyrule it could be like a first or a second but I'm saying
this is like a two point two point nine two point nine if you could the
I think he might be legit to be emerald. No, man
Chain wait, I mean if I get this it's in the low like the mid twos
If I get this item Gigi it's mid twos and Gigi
and Gigi
and Gigi and Gigi and Gigi and Gigi it's in the low twos
And what is this Vanguard? What is this Juggernauts? So I just enable this and I don't give a fuck about sprykin
But this is Faye so maybe I do care about sprykin
What is this? Blossom Juggernauts somewhere?
I mean this is Faye
Do I have a plus one I can play? You're an Invoker? No? I mean either way I don't even want to lose Econ man
And make money
I just find the cog now and you
What the fuck wait what
If I can find like one more upgrade I'm pretty sure I can actually beat him I don't even know
I don't even think I beat this guy.
Okay, but like Rammus Fiddles doesn't even beat this guy, like I just got, I mean it's
actually fine.
And then I fight this guy in the G.E.
Cause it'd be Rammus one fucking Fiddles one and then there's just one shot.
The fuck is this?
It's it!
Whatever the fuck this is!
J!
Okay, let me get rid of...
All right, Shirley.
Shirley.
Shirley!
Surely. Surely. Surely this unit dies first. I put the main tanks on the left and right.
I bet. I'm in two Sorakas. Is that even good though?
Like I feel like the Soraka unit is fucking ass. Legit ass.
I mean, she did get buffed, so maybe she's good.
All right.
You're ass.
All right.
I mean, it was buffed.
Although, this game still looks so good.
I think you gave up on the man.
She's like, dot, dot, dot, dot.
And then I haven't heard from her.
What is this?
Awesome and executioner, okay also does anyone know why you can't blossom on this neutral
but you can blossom on these two neutrals?
I don't know.
That's a great fucking question.
That's a great question.
It's like not consistent.
The two costs you own randomly, I mean if you transfer this instantly.
One of three pocket.
Do you think I hit uh...
Again, I mean even if it doesn't matter, no matter what I'm making so far.
Unless I fight this guy.
Christian Mark? Christian Mark, can you?
I had commerce core and I ended the game without Ken.
It's like not gonna make it.
Wait, this Soraka unit actually looks good.
Bro, soju, I think you needed intervention.
Wait, what?
Is- is Submaraban?
I'm gonna be playing Submar- I literally saw you do it and play it to fuckin' executioners.
I- I straight up saw you do this.
It's the entire- it's the entirety of Stage 3 with Submar- like- like, wait, what?
the sub market I I saw you slam Sunfire like oh yeah if I don't if yes just because
you don't do it doesn't like I mean I feel like it's fine you were sitting there
pivoting into executioners the only reason you top forward give me one second
the only reason you top forward the only reason you top forward is because
the other guy that was playing executioners legit legit DC I saw that
game he fucking be seed be seed and then and then
wait staff okay and then and then and then
Wait, what, where'd he go?
Wait, is this because of the Sunfire sign?
What's wrong with Sunfire?
Your items were much worse and then you pivoted into Executures and you're basically sitting
there praying for a fucking cello major.
You said you're 8th unless you hit cello major.
Oh, I didn't know Sunfire was gigabyte.
Wait, I would, oh, I'm sorry.
I thought that it was always fun sometimes.
It still costs every 2 seconds, it just doesn't do it at the start of combat.
Okay, okay, I mean that sounds pretty good or no
I mean I I mean like what I'm supposed to just sit here on I'm belching for the entirety of the stage
That that's acceptable
Yes, really and just pray you get
Nah, I refuse. You do that. I'm not doing that. I don't care. I know I'm dying before
right now, but I'm not that bad, man. I feel like this is one of those water review spots
where it's just like, you do that, I do that. It is what it is. No, man. Nah, nah.
I would have lost this round as well, like, bro.
What is this?
What's wrong?
Oh, that's pretty good.
Arc, Arc Void.
Oh, I'm pretty sure I can hold it, Leo.
I can get it.
Rod.
Arc, Arc Void.
Rod.
Wait? Wait? Bro, you fucking... There's a fucking chain, man.
I could have finished three of them all.
Your end is nigh.
The perfect interval is what's it called.
How much AP is this?
35.
Mincap, Mike, one cannon on eight, the least two components.
Are you actually expected to hit cannon from this spot?
Like, I feel like I never hit a Cobras-Core.
Last time I played this Cobras-Core, I ended the game with 7 copies of Zyra, 7 copies of Soraka, 7 copies of Amumu, no cannonball games.
Like, you just- what if you don't hit? I'm stuck with a fucking Shenamar board? No!
Bro, I'm making my fucking anti-OF you, mid-cap Michael, don't care. And...
Man, pretty sure I have the 4-3.
For each ally champion that survives game 3 gold.
I mean surely I would miss.
Do I beat this guy?
Do you know?
Do I beat this guy?
I'm just gonna buy it out of my care, hopefully I win.
If I don't win G.D.
I mean I'm pretty sure I win.
I'm pretty sure I'm strong as fuck.
But if I lose, okay, nice. I mean, I fought the leeches.
I kinda wish I fought someone stronger.
Wait, is this guy playing Malfight, Silver?
What?
Wait.
Wait, this unit looks fucking broken.
Holy shit!
Wait, is Soraka broken or no?
No.
Bro, you have four items Soraka-
So if I take out Blossom right now, is it still, uh, I'm pretty sure if you take out Blossom
now you still get it because it counts on the previous round, like not this one.
Because if you put in Blossom now without this, like without this round Blossom in,
I'm pretty sure here's the of love children glove chain BF for forge BF and what I get
Not like dark will BF
I do my own dirty work.
Can I have a moomoo, suck that through too?
Something, something, how come all your guns are this lucky but you're still dying for
it?
You are legit trash.
Yeah, fuck it.
But then what's my third ping, I don't know.
Fucking gloves.
One roll, guys, I don't need it to fly out.
What is this?
Executioner?
I'm getting another TG here.
I'm getting another tg here.
It's not a tg for cannon, tg for...
Also, is it?
What was it?
Oh, that one was on.
That's what it was on.
That's better than my phone. Sorry.
Redrum it on.
This is Xyra 2. Xyra Paired.
Alright, well I think I'll be stuck with this guy's Xyra as well.
Yeah, I don't know if I'm hitting Xyra 3 this game. Xyra 2 this game.
They're already all gone
Yeah, I should have played uh, I just I just sold I just sold for no reason and then I didn't buy
Don't even have to go six in Zyra with this what's up here
That's my plus one.
Four executioner.
Alright.
TF club.
I'm getting another TG eventually.
I'm searching probably these TG guys.
I mean, the boys out here.
Okay, this Soraka is a fucking demon.
Toby, going back to worlds with the 8th year of the Roman Kingdom, goes back to D4 for
the 8th time this set, bro.
Who started this?
Just fucking...
Can I not just ban this motherfucker?
Who started this?
Is this Solis?
Alright, so you'll call it just right now and I'm fucking banning your ass.
Hello?
I'm sorry from you actually a pot for you actually think I would ban you what the fuck
This guy apologized
Three mouth fight. That is three mouth. It's gone three a moo moo
I'm gonna go for another
He fucking apologized I can't and I mean I can also I can also over Ezreal
Well, I'm just a role for time and return.
I'll tell you this, I don't think I'm proper bad.
I refuse to pay for that.
Okay, I have Lilia too, but the thing is I don't have a defender.
And I also don't really want to roll yet.
Can I go T.V.?
I need a fiddle stick.
Trash, Trash, Old, Trash, Ivern, Skulled Ivern, no.
Bro, I've played every single time I've played this combo, I usually always put items on Zyra,
but I swear, like, doesn't this Soraka look like a fucking demon?
Or no.
She's mega AP boosted like a single like I feel like Zyra has higher DPS, but Soraka has like higher single target
But I also like one fiddle six is GV. Missed Ivan 3
Okay, Ezreal's going to have that one, I'll see, I'll see.
I don't get it.
Is it also, isn't this augment just broken?
Every time I have this augment, I feel like my carry is fucking broken.
I don't get it.
I don't get it. Every time I top 4, I feel like my spot is just so high-roll.
And every time I top 4, I feel like my spot is so low-roll.
Alright. Well, I'm pretty sure every single Zav is out of the pool.
One, two, and this guy has one melt bite.
I'm just waiting for him to die.
Okay
Is here too?
Am I getting involved?
Am I getting involved?
Hello
ShogenboyTVTV
This guy has 2 xyra 2 mouth fight.
I don't I don't even want to roll for Charlie's not that there's no I'm hitting Zyra. There's no
any mouth fight. It says one mouth fight three Zyra. That's three mouth fight one HP.
I was just so much like this guy's three Zyra like what the fuck is this all the dragon to I
Don't get it
Look up
I think all three of them just died on the same turn.
Wait?
What is this guy?
Oh, they're back in the pool.
You're really good at hitting D3.
I think this is the fourth time this stream.
Good one man. Oh you promise this is better?
Every single time I swear I just use run DPS eventually and then GG
I mean it's like really strong okay I mean I'm looking at this fight it's better
for sure this guy's just strong with me I mean don't worry okay it's stronger for
sure it's not even fucking close all right and you are ass
I don't even have a moon to I can eat really it's really a two I guess
You keep your level
And I'm just gonna start to read I can go first there I am crown guard
The crown guard is gone I cannot
And I didn't even walk into the blue buff.
I am fucking stupid.
I am fucking stupid.
I could have my children avoid blue buff.
But instead I went...
Sterak's are more frontline, but I don't even want to go through the Sunfire right now.
Because, uh...
I want a remover.
So why did I just go through the blue buff?
Say AD.
Could it be this guy anyway? No.
I'm so sad here.
Actually, no D. No, I was kind of lost.
Target here.
Move up there.
Back one more.
Oh, one time.
one
I was just really looking at it, never mind
what the fuck is this? excuse me?
There's no red buff anyway.
You can see red buff, I'll still red buff, I'm not gonna be able to no fucking thing see it.
Inferno, red buff.
God, what the fuck?
Am I out having a guy, you think?
Why does this look like an 100-zero?
I mean I can eat the lily up at night and I just sell Ezreal 2 for a cannon too.
I'm waiting for clues.
What a save.
What is but a dream?
It was the lowest percent for 80% of the ability to damage a devil.
It's a tunnel G.
Alright.
I'm gonna end this lobby.
I'm pretty sure it's gonna be that guy now, I guess.
I mean that's crazy because I still don't have a fucking cannon.
14% less
Everyone out of them. I mean he seems are gonna be dead anyway, man
Yeah, fuck it. I'm not just seeing this my eyes are all like my use are all full anyway
Yeah, well, we're all
Bro miss mouth. I actually miss mouth by three man. I mean, I'm gonna make this now if it's a hundred zero
All right, fuck it
Maybe President DeWolf can't just go 9.
Am I winning? I don't even think I did anything. Wait, I can't win. Wait.
Wait, I'm pretty sure this use is really close to 10.
I forgot to go the middle stage. Elderwood, is that good? I'm gonna go Elderwood over,
what is this? Juggernaut?
I'll get HP every turn, what did you get?
Aftershock, is that good?
I bet, I have one without Ken.
I bet.
Well I'm actually like certain that if Sunfire is not 4 seconds per proc,
You're actually certain you're allowed to build some fire.
Like, bro, I feel like mouth fighting just doesn't matter, man.
I mean, I'd hide from this game, don't get me wrong.
Well, what happens if you don't hit Kennen?
You don't want Anti-O anyway, and then you're at the play fucking shit.
It's not a port, is it?
What is it?
It just doesn't product at the beginning.
How big of a deal is that it doesn't take at the beginning?
Let's say there's like five melees in an extra two seconds.
Talk slower first message for all of us.
How can that even be your first message?
Also, that Lilia actually felt pretty tanky.
I'm surprised.
I am when I have Lilia, that unit is complete dog.
Pre-plav.
I can.
A taste of bloodshed.
It's just Soraka healing with Flora, man. No, it was not, man.
I really don't want to play coming in. I'm like really not trying to play coming in
cost equal to the sage max 5 gain 3 gold
alright there's a wall behind it that means it's destiny looking
living gorge
secret armguard light shield crust
fingers of dust
horizon focus
what the fuck is this
I'm pretty sure with this, I'll put on my swords.
Aphelios.
Oh, I have these, I have these people, I think. It's not a new system.
I just have to re-go for Bowl.
Alright, let me do a quick scout.
Of the treat ladders.
Alright, there's one.
Wait, I feel like I feel like this one is not even that bad, if you just high roll.
I mean, I'm one rift beast away, and then I can just uh, I like, surely I find some copies of rock in the bramble back.
And I don't mind like, I probably should actually stack the first three rounds.
Cause I kinda want Teemo, or not Teemo, uh, Boe.
If I don't get Boe, would I go Rod and I just play something else?
Okay, I know that, uh, Casio Pia is bad, but how bad is Casio Pia from this spot?
Cause I'm getting another Anvil on 4-1, and Casio Pia has a lot of, like, Anvils.
Like, okay, if I don't get bowed, I just go rod.
Is Casio Pia unplayable?
Or no.
I might find a crook.
She's okay.
It's playable to get items, but you're not winning out.
I want 5 Riftbeast in next turn, actually I guess I see 2 Shaws, he's got 5 Laws.
He's getting too quickly.
He...
Oh, no, this is...
Oh, this guy. He's getting too quickly already?
How?
How?
Okay, I mean, I just want to go to the folios, if I decide, I mean, if I want to open, if
If I open, let's say I'm 70, and I see my first shop on 3-5.
But if I level here, I see my first shop, and then I can spike my board.
I'm kind of done with level and five loss.
Level and five loss.
I'm kind of down.
And now we're going to go to stage 3, and no matter what on 4-2 anyways, just
probably
Can I get one? Can I get two? Wait? Oh! Okay. Yeah, fuck it three. Wait?
I mean, doesn't my slot actually look good?
I mean, it looks pretty good to me.
Oh, and now I can 4-1 it, actually.
Yes.
No.
All right.
Is that heal or how do you do 100% of your turn?
I'm not gonna actually win, right?
Alright, nice.
Okay, I got away from the Yi.
I got away from the Yi, and then I- oh, thank you.
Okay, okay, okay, that's what I said.
78.
78.
5 loss.
And I see a brickpea shot momentarily and I mean this was the first beat shot.
Alright.
I mean, I can go Val, play off of...
Vow, or whatever it's called. Bro, you motherfuckers, man. Where is the rock and the bramble back?
I mean, if I go Vow, and then go Kraken, I mean, no matter why I didn't kill this cheater, this cheater's ass.
I might as well wait one, because I'm on five loss.
I'm gonna go for the floor, you're gone.
I'm gonna have to just keep losing.
But I'm pretty sure it's about to have a bow-blow.
I don't know if I'm gonna get in here.
Three.
J!
You are instead of guard with a light shield, I mean I don't really want to kill the uh,
I mean the thing is tier is fucking useless, so I'm trying to get rid of the tier.
I mean do I just need econ to hit my board, or do I just want more items?
I mean I could just take this and just keep using it.
It's not really a game plan, it's really good.
Omega for Feast.
But I'm pretty sure that like, with this econ I actually just...
I'm gonna have to kill T.R.
If I go Gargoyle, I would have to go Shogun.
I mean, I'm killing T.R.
Let him be shot, I don't think I'm gonna have to.
I'm not gonna win right here.
Probably not.
That blind is too cheap.
And I think I won, because it's mid-ly is trash.
And I won.
Would you ever say I should have shown it to you, because I'm playing the Phileas.
I'm doing this stuff.
I mean, it's 32 to level.
I mean, no matter what, I mean, I can just forward do it.
what is this I mean it's too expensive to level this turn though okay no just
watch this shit watch this shit I lose like no no just watch wait 32
Just wait, just fucking wait.
Just wait buddy.
Alright!
And?
Wait, is it even next- yeah, it is, it is, no, it's for the fucking odds, sweetie, it's
just wait.
When I get the rock or the bramble back, you're not going to see nothing, man.
It's not that expensive.
It is not that expensive.
the
Alright. Hello. I didn't level the 7 for nothing. Right?
you mother fuckers
I'll just probably just come out of the river and use two items, I can also sell this, and
I see one more shop on 4-1 surely?
I lost 5 gold but I saw like a level 7 shop on a guaranteed fucking 500p shop, isn't that
actually just a bad beat?
I lost 2 gold, 2 gold, 1 gold.
But I see a fucking, I mean I'm going to pay that for a fucking gravel back and a
I mean, it is an ad-meat.
All right, hello.
Wait one.
All right, hello.
Wait, what's in that shop?
Okay, that's, come on, please, please.
Wait, was it next shop?
Okay, that's come on, please, please, please.
Hello?
How?
How?
Is my game just boring?
How?
Hello?
How?
How?
Is my game just bugged?
How?
How?
How?
Is my game just bugged?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
Oh, they nerfed the fuck out of this item.
I mean, if I go IE, I mean, I have a rod to kill, I mean, is this just QSS?
I mean, I don't want mittens plus QSS.
And I feel like it's just fine if I have and then I killed a rod and I felt close
Why is it why it seems to not play?
I don't know. I have more than I thought it would be.
I could have won this round.
If I send it earlier.
Alright, and then I play off of BF plus.
I don't want any of these.
Yeah, fuck it.
Six components.
I should have sat one.
I should have sat one. It was perfectly normal.
I should have sat one. It was perfectly normal.
I'm a betters won't play uh should I just go for one more shot then?
I should have sacked one.
I forgot about the fucking interval man.
I forgot about the interval.
And now I'm screwed.
I mean, it's fine. I got to see it for a few shots. It is what it is. I see, I'm gonna
I rolled an extra 9 gold.
I mean surely I can find a rock
Alright.
Or a Breville back.
I mean my board is like the moment I hit my board I'm legit Thanos.
I'm triple combat, cybernetic with item, item, item, item, item, item, I mean, I'm winning rounds and look at my board.
Look at my board!
Alright!
Hello!
I'm level 8 now! It's 30%! I'm level 8!
Like it!
Also, this Gensu, I'm pretty sure it lasts a certain GS, like I don't go Gensu and I
just go Gensu on the stupid ass side.
Like 5 cost of O.
I'm pretty sure 3 rapid fire is more than enough to task feed.
IEGS and I'll just get to this idiot.
Five of the rumors adapted some dumbass.
I don't have to play Zyra, I can just play a random ass draven as well.
Great man, thanks a lot.
That's the one I can't buy.
I mean, I might as well just play until the next fucking what's it called anyway, man.
Good, good, anti-heal.
Asus, Red buff, GS, Cork, heal, Rod, Cork.
I mean I have to, I have zero copies of anything.
I don't get it.
I mean I lose this run for no reason.
I have zero copies of anything!
I don't get it!
I mean, I'm playing...
a fucking...
Okay, well...
the next shop...
My next shop?
Surely.
Hmm.
It's dead easy.
I don't have a single fucking copy.
Like how, man, how?
How?
How?
Please?
How?
How?
How?
How?
Please?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
Great. Alright, it's my next turn, GD.
I have one copy of this shit.
I'm gonna probably go IE here, red buff on Zyra if I find Zyra.
And then I just play... I mean, if I hit rock 2, I'm just playing 4-ball guard.
I have to get more
I have to get more
I have to get more
How do I have so many logicals?
Two coke, rod, two, two coke, no, no, and I'll just flip the rods in.
Rod, rod.
I sure
Also, I should probably just red buff off
How okay, I mean whatever you know what I can't complain I hit my board except I'm fucking the least one
I mean, I feel like Red Buff on- I mean, Red Buff on this is way better, I don't understand.
I mean the board actually looks pretty solid.
I'm back.
This usually just jumps in like a dumbass.
I need to put my- oh no I need to put my fucking thing to the left man.
It just jumps in and gets one shot.
What the fuck is this?
I totally forgot that I'm here.
The driven is 5k damage, that's pretty good.
8000 damage, 7 gold, BS ward, I can go Gumbelade on the unit.
35000 35000 no no no no no no no no no no okay I need to put this here
but then my right side is so weak
that's fine all right all right
Alright, nice. Now he doesn't just suicide.
Hello?
I'm not pretty sure I can actually win, like are my augments actually good?
No, yeah, my almost are good. I just had to hit my board, but I I mean
She she she she
Yes, she she
There's a Zyra, but I'm having a summer night where it's called.
I'm gonna have to move these to the right one.
Last waspah.
G-S-I-E-V-V.
God.
What is this?
I don't know where Charm.
Alright, nice.
I was right side just looking very weak.
What the fuck is this?
I'm starting to think fish bones
I'm starting to think fish bones is much better
then then then then the tins
What the fuck it never goes in the melee range
I mean I died I
I'm pretty sure I can solo-file that again if I have Taric over here, I think.
Like if Taric's over here, oh that's fine, like I resist and then it goes on to be Taric.
Let me go check this fucking fishbones on Brambleback.
That fishbones looks way better than whatever the fuck I had.
Brambleback, Erem's, Warren, who the fuck wants to put iron on its Indian?
There's no sample size.
No, the stats are also bad.
Let me go, let me put in the materials.
Oh no, it's way better in the Phelios.
It's negative 0.3, I mean not really,
it's the same as Mitten's.
RFC.
What's that?
Fishbones, Collector of Phelios is really good,
Triforce on this unit is pretty good.
Mitten's.
Oh god, I'm tired.
I'm still diamond three man all that for a fourth
it's anything to unfail us because I wouldn't admit it in the same situation on
your great yeah I ran out of movers also I don't like I don't know my
I don't know.
Wait, but like, okay that game though, like if I find a single rock on the earlier Riftese
shops. I don't have to play 5th Rifted East for the entirety of stage 4 and I feel like my board is actually good.
But I'm so far, I'm so behind that I legit have to play 5th Rifted East, or I can't even, I can't even hit my board.
I thought he was one of the best TFE championship players in the world.
championship players that's what I was told what does anything like what the
fuck is a TFT championship player like what the fuck does that mean are you
Asian what the fuck do you think
if tWitchat says no that means yes if tWitchat says yes that means no
Yes. Yeah, I am Asian.
Wrong. Just start the damn game.
Let's start the damn game, man.
You should spend some quality time with your chat.
Is this your smurf?
Yes.
Wait, can I just get spreading roots, please?
Spreading roots, please?
Roots.
Golden Gallows, Brennan Roots, well, okay, like isn't this set actually good though?
This set's kinda fun.
If this set were released on any, like on the previous engine, it would be a GG.
This set's actually fun.
It's just, it's just like the fucking...
Tree, well, yes the tree bomb is good.
He's right.
Rod, Glove, Belt, Investment Strategy, Pandora's Items, Golden Gala, Spreading Roots, Spreading
Roots, Spreading Roots, Froooooooowwwwwwwhaaat?
Where?
I cannot!
Wait, is bonus gift untakeable?
Let me just join the call.
Hello?
Hello?
Wait, is bonus gift takeable or no?
I still don't know.
Okay, okay, I took it.
Did you, did you, did you, did you, did you break me or no?
Oh, oh, it's good.
I was broken.
You find a waddle early?
Oh, oh, oh, GG, GG.
All right, all right.
I just went in the call and they said it's broken.
Can't hear discord yet.
No, it's because I'm on a new streaming setup.
Okay, also, what did I even level for?
I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing with it.
Hold on.
Uh, no.
No, it's because I made a new, or I'm on my other setup.
I shouldn't have humped it.
Because my board is shit regardless.
Like, you think the board is good because it's upgraded,
but then you realize that...
Okay, they said, but they said that you can go primal.
Oh wait, I mean, I have, I mean...
Wait?
I mean, can't you just cash out the 40 charge?
Like, can't you just non-stop cash out 40 and then you just get infinite loot?
Perhaps.
So why the fuck did I pump?
Wait, actually, when you- I have a question.
When you cash out, like for example here, if I cash out, like 130, do I get?
I mean you have a 33% chance to get two orbs.
And are these orbs?
Are these chance orbs?
They are, right?
Okay, so like this is not an orb, or this is like one orb.
And then this is two orbs. This is like
One or oh, so then you want to just spam 40s them. I don't get it because
It's like way more gold and then you don't have to you know, you just leave whatever you want
Cache at 800 it's worth
There's an orb
Sources tabs somewhere
What does that mean?
I mean if you just cash out non-stop 40s you have a 66% chance to get two orbs.
A random 2.
Press charge!
Apologize.
Apologize right now or you're getting fucking banned.
What the fuck do you mean press charge?
I'm too used to being your ass. I mean I don't even think- I cannot really slow this fucking
apologize, that's actually pretty- I cannot.
bonus gift, whatever you open a loot orb, you have a 25% chance to gain a great loot orb.
So how come I joined Colt, you're so sad that this dish is good?
And then when I asked...
What?
No!
what no and then when I asked you like you guys 20 people just said yeah now you said
This is the worst dogman in the game
I got the wit's end on Rengar already
Also wasn't a chain or cloak because I'm probably just playing towards I feel I want you just fine
I mean, can someone do the math?
Okay, so let's say 85 is 1 orb.
Let's say 130 I can get 3 cashouts, 6 orbs total, 1, 2.
I guess it's worth if I get to 185.
I don't think I'm getting 185 this game.
I mean, I'm probably good if I- if I catch a P.O.
But I can probably catch out 43 times.
I'm sort of thinking it's all in this room.
It's a bit in this room.
Bro actually fell for- I mean, isn't my song good or no?
Bro, you guys were not paying me in 3- all 3 of you guys said like,
of course it's broken as if like I was stupid.
And you guys are so condescending, this shit cannot be a fucking prank.
I'm overall the 33!
What the fuck?!
Is this kind of 5 loss?
Bro, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
I know, but I can just look.
Yub, yub, yub, yub, 2 yub, 2 yub, 40.
40, 2 yub, 2 yub, 40.
That's a bad beat!
Holy shit, that's a lot of orbs.
It only bounced!
The component on your bench turns into a completed item.
I think I just lost it all.
I don't really want to make red buff.
But if I make red buff, I can get a belt item.
And then if I get...
I...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, I could have reforged this.
That's the Ogman.
I also don't have, like, I don't not have
Gargoyle component.
Like I could just go red buff and just play towards Ari.
Is Ari and Morgana legit unplayable?
I already have a Morgana and I have red buff and I have Shoujo JG.
And I don't have Gargoyle.
Four gold times, no.
Booster back!
I can't!
I can't!
And...
Oh!
BAM!
And, oh, bet!
That was three, I mean, okay.
And, holy shit, it's a miracle.
Okay, I mean, that means I'm just making red buff
and I'm just playing towards,
I'm just playing towards that one dog comp.
I mean, surely from this spot it's unbought for them.
I mean, I have Pebbles 3, the Pebbles, the Pebbles.
I don't even remember the board, what is it, Karma?
Pebbles karma
Oh
The crud
Set sentinel morgana arie plus a van bar
All right
And I can even trio carry fucking pebbles this game, but I just got pebbles three.
Arty is trash! Okay, well I have Red Buff, Pebbles 3, even if Arty is trash, how can
I play Executioner? I can't! I have no Gargoyle, I have Red Buff for Morgana, I already have
the Morgana and I have the Pebbles 3, man. I mean, I don't like what, I'm gonna natural
fucking morgana 3 yeah nah I already trashed can't play that one can't play
that what the fuck do you mean man
just wait just wait and 66% chance bro this almond is fun as fuck man I'm down
to get offered this every single game
And 66?
There's a Malphite with Chain.
I can also just sell the pebbles and just swap out.
Let me just make sure I hold the Doric.
I'm pretty sure that unit I'm never going to hit.
Or like never going to think about it.
But I'm pretty sure with the Red buff and the pebbles 3, I'm kind of down to just
day and I already have a Morgana I ready
I mean, I'm not just play already man.
Oh, this has been like a good loss.
Oh, this has been like a good loss.
Uh, if I lose the next one I get one more catch up, and also it's a perfect one before
I win all in.
But I don't even want to all in because I'm playing already.
Who the fuck holds the argument, no one.
Yes!
I mean, I'm paying 5 gold but I'm going to start winning every single round.
And there's no way I lose 341.
Oh?
Balance?
Balance?
I'm not gonna lose a single round starting my turn.
I'm not going to lose a life on the next stage to cash out a coffin. I'm just going to finish this shit. I'm out.
Missed my life 3.
I mean, I'm probably going to send in a turn. I guess I could also just win anyway.
And just cash out one more.
Like let's say I drop down to two coven. Surely they have seven units on their board.
Alright this shit is broken. What the fuck is this?
I didn't pay that point.
That's nine?
I'm not that tiny.
Derek, GD, GD, GD.
Alright, at the next turn I'm just gonna send in a GD.
And I go straight to nine.
I mean, it's supposed to be Void Staff on, I can go Bramble, play off a build.
Trash, Trash, make 50, Jay, I mean, if I win this round, that's a giggle win.
And...
Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, what the fuck?
Wait, that's how it ends, wait, that's how it ends too?
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, wasn't that 37 or, or, or, or no?
Did it not just go from 37 to 41?
Explosive growth?
I don't know, you'll notice on this board?
I mean, you can't go wrong, Sasha.
That was over for her.
Oh, and it's...
I think I might lose a round.
Of course. Fuck you, man.
Okay, I'm not to say fuck the cog now, or the input on Pebbles 3. Surely it's on Pebbles 3.
46? Two star, two star?
Okay, what's the last item?
I mean, I need a rod or a GS or something.
Also, I might as well roll because I have lots of them.
Oh, nice.
I will just try to talk to him.
I am so fucking rich.
I am level 850 gold on 2-1.
Holy shit, I can't!
46!
Uhhh, there's a loon with a tear...
There's a BS-word for GS.
Pardon me, I'm too often perfect.
So I'll return.
Bonus gift.
So what's wrong with the item distribution? I'm not sure doing this.
I have five removers talking.
I can actually level for Ivern.
I can give this mana gen.
I mean, why don't I just tackle him?
My ward is pretty good.
Great, man. Okay, actually, okay, if I lose this round, I actually don't want to lose.
Because if I lose one, it's like, I actually lose like three lives, no cap. Also, it's
Especially because it rolled the uh, the shit, what's it called?
It rolled...
I mean there are trees, but it rolled backline attacks me.
Uh, Lune is a tomb.
It's fucking weight, bud.
I'm not gonna play out of this, you know?
But like, if I lose this round, I'm gonna be two lives.
But this 100 is like an actual win.
I can just drop this. I'm like almost certain that you get a Blossom Charm even if you sell
this. I'm not gonna just test this.
Because if it's like, if you can't play Blossom on this run to get it, it's just, the only thing that matters is this run.
Yeah
Yeah
I mean I'll do it, not just for the game
Alright, should I put items on the loony?
I'm sure that this unit does something.
G.S. plus what?
G.A.?
Oh, I can G.A. a little bit, I should've.
Is it actually G.A., man?
like shoujin void
so why do I have morgana on my board? or shoujin gsga
and then void moral? I mean it's one-starred
so what is this one? it's hp right?
I don't even have what's it called to I don't even I don't even have set to
I
Workless ass cloak
Alderwood Luxor
Excuse me how excuse me
I
I did my board has not changed
In 20 million gold my board has not changed I don't have more God at two somehow
Yeah, I could swap swap I was gonna swap the Ari in the board
I mean, I guess I could keep more gear and then just go one hour here. I'm a GS here
Oh that I mean that's the move for sure. What the fuck am I doing?
And then I'll just move the void staff, red buff to Morgana on siege.
void red jg
arc jggs
i'm playing i'm going nashers with no
uh but now now that i have nashers i kinda want
like nashers jg together
shoujin nashers jg but then i have ga on some idiot
I want natural jg together
but I also want
I could chogen this GA, natural jg, arc
but then I can't, no no I'm down to just greed the
or the sack of fucking
oh that
Okay, ARC?
I mean, a new value on that is what it is.
How do I lose this I lost one of Momo
How
Oh, I did that's what this is pretty good, so now I want the Ironback great man
He go no
Babe, what does Fade do?
I'm going to sell this for this.
We're actually going to play Ivern earlier man.
I forgot that I was counting around the loon so I can just play Ivern and then give this a pass feed.
You just lose one value. You lose one value. If I go natural JG, there's no one putting on this.
And who cares? All right.
Cloak.
Ivern too.
Oh...
Trees.
I probably want Void Morolo on Morgana, and then I'll just naturally do some of these.
But then I'm stuck with items like Sentinel, is that fine?
Is this one broken or what is this one new?
I eat for the rest of the combat.
Okay, hello? How do I not have set 2 by the way?
Also, I've been tarred for the last decade.
How is Ivern, by the way?
I don't actually want to throw a combat.
Alright.
Habbed out 9 more, let's see what it loses to you.
I mean, yeah, I don't think this can lose.
What if you study a uni biomedical fucking engineering, that shit is useless.
I mean maybe it's just like a matchup thing like this is just like a matchup or I graduated
undergrad but I didn't graduate
uh... masters
eighteen percent
i mean this is full speaking but i'm pretty sure i'm strong as i
Shuriken, adaptive adaptive, JV.
GPA 2.62.
I probably can find my transcript.
If I try harder enough.
Low B.
There's a Decal Alun on his side!
What the fuck?!
Decal Alun on his side bro!
Come on!
What the fuck?!
Okay, okay, it's fine.
It's fine.
I mean, he still has to hit Alun too and I have G.A.
Alright.
Any other default though?
Attack speed?
This unit doesn't even benefit all of the attack speed.
Oh he doesn't even have enough to go nine.
probably dead then
I can't.
Holy shit, we're making out of Diamond 3.
Road to D2.
I'm going to show you how to do it.
Pebble 3.
filled out by booster pack pebbles 3, no man, it doesn't matter.
I kinda just rolled until RE2.
I'm about to get promoted.
Did he do the thing where he filled his bench to get infinite orbs?
Wait, what?
You filled your bench to get infinite orbs?
That sounds like a bug of use.
Oh, is it because if one orb has two champs, it'll...
You can slice a blue orb in half.
Like if it's two three costs in a blue orb?
Oh!
Oh, that sounds fucking broken.
Oh, what?
Okay, I feel like that should not be allowed.
That sounds so OP.
I mean, I guess on stage, you basically have to lose.
Like on stage like going to stage 3 you're gonna have to lose econ to hold your mesh though, so I guess it's like, okay.
But on stage 4 and stage 5 you can do it for sure.
Cause like sometimes you have a grey orb, it's 2-1 cost.
And if a grey orb is 2-1 cost you can slice that in half as well.
Like you fill your entire bench instead of one slot, you pick up a grey orb, and if it's 2-1 cost instead of 1-2 cost, you pick up the 1 cost,
it can bounce the orb and the white orb will still be there.
What that is fucking broken. I don't get it
Who do you talk to
of
I mean, if the entire lobby is not playing Aphelios, I think I'll be playing some Aphelios
from this spot.
Is it a Vagar or a Yi player?
What is this?
Not sure.
Hard Wargon, not sure.
This one is Gizu Titan's GA.
Work the weight, Akali.
Alright.
I'm Aphelios with infinite arms, I mean.
I can go DV or go IE. I mean, that's just what I do on it.
Who is this? I can also go Starrac.
I can also just play vertical 50s and just go blue buff.
Should I just try Stingerling?
Oh, shh. Oh, thank god, thank god. Okay, I need to find out how to do that.
Alright, thank god.
I almost just lost Slammin' that way.
Holy shit.
I lost a remover.
I'm pretty sure my ADP from this spot is already in the tubes.
Slammon with two component and or two full component animals.
I just have items for everyone and the econ to actually hit my board.
This guy is a beast!
True!
And then I'm also 2 out of 3...
Also why did I not play Game of Thrones?
And I'm also 2 out of 3 for uh...
Or 3 out of 5 for Riftbeast, and then I can start farming the Bravel back and the
rocks.
Mmmmmm.
Two-Sword One-Claw champions?
I mean...
I mean, I could take this and just commit to Rift Beast.
I'm pretty rich.
What am I missing? I'm just down 3 gold for fun.
Eh, I feel like Filios is free.
There's not a single Law of Filios player. Does this have my play of Filios?
He's worth the way to Kali, but I think he might just be dishing it. I think he's dishing it.
And there's like Shogen JG, G8, G2, whatever the fuck.
Lose, win, lose. I can't.
This is why you're still D3. I mean, I don't even think Cinderlink fucking Riftwraith is even playing.
This shit is ass.
For the nerfed is AD from 45 to 40 base. Like, I would be mind blown if this shit is actually good.
Isn't that just like a straight giga? And then they also nerfed the scaling.
Wait, oh fuck I'm lasping. What? Nooo. Nooo.
The boat's gone anyway.
Close, last whisperer.
I mean I don't really want to go...
I don't really want to go QSS because then what about my frontline items? I'm screwed?
Is that a favorite or two though?
Master Yi?
Oh and one moss. Well where are the rift beasts?
I mean, it's not even saving HP by playing...
It's not even saving HP.
I might as well just make 30, make 40 and then just steal my stage 4.
Oh, wow, that looks like 2HP here, who the fuck are you?
Into Revanon.
Glove, Last Whisperer, Last Whisperer I.E., Glove, Cloak, and nothing.
I don't even, they just doesn't, like, no, no, I'm, this guy really, like, the problem
is this guy already won the game, man, some, spryken, bay, minus four, like, pro, all right,
I mean, it's fine, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna save lives, I'll find next, next
shops. Maybe Gamble Goblin holds Rengars. Gamble Goblin holds Rengars and this guy's
he is well so maybe he holds ringers as well and then and then Gigi
Also, if this game is a bot 4, I am never playing a Phelios again, I swear.
This comp, I don't get it, like I feel like my spots look good and then I just bot 4.
I don't get it.
Akha'Zix, a BF Sword, a Tear Cloak, Vow, Adaptive and then I have IE.
I can go double IE, one for each.
I still don't have three.
12 to level.
Oh, win the previous round?
I mean, it's not a cause-and-treat to fight.
Fuck you.
It is pre-level anyway. I don't know why I pump again.
Alright, maybe I can get one turn of three Rip Leaston.
NGV. This guy really has a sprykin...
And G.D.
Partial Ascension is not no Electrocharge, hell no.
Residual magic on Vanguard.
Partial Ascension, Residual magic on Vanguard for this Residual Augment.
75 health, let's say it ends at, I don't know if it's not even that bad, 100% health on my entire board.
What is this, Juggernaut Summoner. I mean, I can't get value out of it right now though, I mean, there's no way I'm using two ult for 10 each week.
Look at that, Hunter.
I don't have the fiver of beasts yet excuse me not great
I'm willing to use it on seven odds though I'll use to go to turn on seven for sure
I don't think I can hit it off.
Roll question mark?
Oh, roll question mark?
Oh, it's either somewhere.
Oh, shit.
There's no way you're paying two golds for fucking 10 each week.
Does this scale off of stage?
Part of that level, I mean?
Probably.
I mean it's like I'll find like it's fine
I
Did a lead
Like how do I just never find
Brambleback in rock I don't understand why I
Is this like real? When was the last time I hit Brambleback or Rock?
Never, never!
Oh wait.
Um, that's pretty good. I thought he was going to go Sunfire Cape.
Wait, he had Gensu cracking and he didn't go Sunfire.
He went, oh, oh, it's because he's playing, he's playing Reroll. Oh, he's playing Warlock.
Alright, man.
Hmm.
hold on I have it I'm gonna try to hold I have no anti-heal of this floor of
fatalis hog fucking champ man whoa I it looked like the fight hasn't even started
yet nice I can't every five seconds you shaming to have a 15% chance to drop
I'm finishing this on that high. I feel like every time I take this I'm just disappointed.
I could hold a moomoo
All right, well I'm seeing the levels up a level 700 these shop is all I'm gonna say
Alright, here it comes.
This shit has to be bugged.
My account legit has to be bugged.
What the fuck is this?
Like, bro, what?
you looked at the rift shove odds it's on little buddy bot okay I'll look after
this game I don't think I don't remember the last time I saw the fucking the
the fucking I don't even like the what I'm at no anti kill if I go if I go
Gensu, then I'm stuck with BF Chain.
This is a Rip of the East.
I mean, this is a Two Star.
I'm losing some gold if I play...
Yeah, fuck it.
I mean, I'm kind of down to C, because I'm pretty sure I'm always clicking items here.
Alright, if I don't win every single fucking round starting now...
I'm not going to be happy.
I didn't kill a single hero. I don't have anti-heal.
I don't have anti-heal.
Hello? I have bow for red buff, I guess.
I don't get it.
That is actually kind of good though.
I don't- how is this my frontline? I mean, I didn't even hit cannon.
How was this my front line?
Invul-
Okay, well now I have to sell this.
This is my front line?
It was Statsmith.
It was Statsmith.
No, I mean, no, I don't even have-
I mean, Sword is not even valuable, it's the thing.
I have one rock?
What the fuck?
How much damage is this unit doing?
I'm pretty sure this mom will be here, it's not gonna happen, it's gonna be nothing.
Bro, I need to stop playing 5 for peace on stage 3.
I stole my Elune, and then I'm pretty sure Elune is already stronger than...
...the Zyra.
I have 1 rock.
1 rock, 0 taric.
1 Rock, 0 Derrick, Hecarim 1 Diana 1, Rock 1, oh my god, oh my god, this is the one charm
I can't fucking buy, man!
I mean, I can play this over Zyra, because it's my Zyra, and I just remove her, the red buff, like, red buff alone allowed?
No? Fuck no, it's not allowed!
I'll just red buff this for now.
I'm finding a rainbow 3k.
Haha.
Is it actually dying or not?
No.
I'm not even going to look at the odds.
I don't know why I keep playing fucking Rift Beast.
Where is it?
Rift Beast shop odds?
Where?
15% her wait they don't even change so why am I pre-leveling
They don't even change!
What the fuck?
I don't get it explain no the no it's not we did no one fucking did they're
You're saying it's scale level your level, but I didn't know it was like that shit.
It's actually like 3% per slot.
It's not even worth it.
I have slamming and I'm 11 HP.
above someone else and then what
Okay, BSWord, that's pretty good.
Chain, GA.
Okay, low-key.
Low-key I'm back.
And then I'll move the red buff to some idiot.
Uh, cybernetic implant.
Okay, and then I move the red buff to, like, a loon, eventually, and then go three of them here, and I'm back.
Okay.
Just this tiny ascension.
No guys, okay. No wonder. No wonder I never hit. Like a bro, I keep preloading the 7, losing my econ, playing 5 brick vs big game.
Fuck you, Solus. Fuck you. Solus, are you here? You mother fucker. You're in my chat saying that the tag is to play 5 brick vs into fucking aphelios.
And that's why I'm always just one life fucking. Stop. That's why I'm always one life. And then I start bitching when I never hit the fucking second hole.
Or the brambleback! Like, bro! I even pre-leveled a 7!
Wait, but also wait, I mean, honestly, 15% is like, actually pretty likely, though.
Like, per, like, 15% per slot?
Or wait, how does it work? Let me see.
Oh, wait, no, that's not how it works. You ever think it was a chance to see one?
This is no way because it's oh no it's a 15% to C1 it has to be oh so I'm not even low
rolling it's it's just 15% and then you see it on level 5 it's 11% so you do like
a giga-hyroling if you hit it.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Okay.
Okay. With this info, am I not back?
I just sac 50 HP a game trying to find the one Sentinel and Bramble back
and then I bitch for four games in a row that I don't hit.
No, I'm back. I'm back.
Like, no, like, I'm getting, like, I always bait myself into holding these dog-ass units
when I'm gonna just hold like some real units, man.
Happy to help you find this knowledge, heart, shuck-ass. Shut your dumb-ass up, side-down.
Alright.
FNS would never flame his viewers. At least I'm not a fucking poor baiter.
Okay wait, I need to stop talking about an FNS. If anyone links like FNS to a fucking clip of me calling him a poor baiter,
He's gonna be like who the fuck is this Chinese motherfucker that is calling me calling me a poor baiter
Like you know, I don't know I can't no no no I can't oh no. This is a joke by the way like no
He's not a four beta and
And if someone does leave the clip make sure he keeps watching because I just want you to know
That FNS is the fucking goat every time there's about
Every time there's like a Valorant competition, I am ecstatic to tune into the fucking goat stream
In fact, he clears the fuck out of K-dral. He's a K-dral Valorant, but but better
All right
Make sure you make sure you put okay. Okay. Make sure you put that part into the clip
All right
actually true not really no kid was actually to go like that's that's not
even like that's not even a large I like this is not this is not paid I
remember Sarah and I were we're watching like Sarah doesn't play league
and then we were watching Pedro and then and then she was just saying like yeah
I don't even play league but like it's so easy to follow and he's so
No, it actually clicked though.
Oh, I am back.
I am back, bud.
Chain quote, BF.
Caretakers here, early learnings.
URF.
URF, Fade, Chain, Quote.
And I just played Rengar.
I think someone already had a Rengar.
I mean, that should have asked.
Bodyguard training, I guess I can roll this twice
before I take bodyguard training.
Bro, I fucking hate.
I mean, I feel like there's a lot of value
in rolling this twice though.
Well, like, I mean, now that I see these,
I mean, I have to take this.
This three player health game, the champion duke.
I'm gonna just duke and get my fucking roll back.
I mean, I have to make Econ or Amif.
I mean, I have Alistar 2.
Is Alistar 2 plus BF enough to want to...
Is that going to win rounds?
No.
My board is ass.
Alright, I mean, I have Kyrgyz here, so I have to make 10. Or like I have to make Econ on Scroob.
Chain Cloak BF. If I had a backline carry, I'm kinda down. Chain Cloak BF. Chain Cloak BF. Alright.
Did you just spend three gold to dupe in- No, no, no, I didn't buy it. No, I started the game with a shooter.
Or did I not see, no I didn't buy it, I got it, I started, it breaks even.
I got it from the two-gold orb.
The two- oh my bad!
Yes ma'am! Ha ha ha!
No, no, no, hold on!
Sessico, you motherfucker!
Do you- come on man!
No, I'm a friend!
I thought you bought the tr- what the fuck?
Why would I-
Why would I buy the charm for three gold and use it on Alice or like-
What?
I am offended oh my god
you can mute it doesn't work this is right game somebody is a fucking joke look
Look. All that truth. Look.
I don't know, I just fight loss here.
I'm pretty sure my best performing comp is Malphite flexed, and then I just roll for
any frontline, and I flex the backline, and then instead of trying to just play stupid
as the Velios, why not just go tier here and gd?
But I guess I should probably scout and see what people are playing.
Like this guy's playing towards Malphite for sure.
I mean, 2 cost tier.
This is IE Defender, the bow.
3 cost bow though.
Man, fuck it.
I mean, okay, I'm not gonna try to play in a Filius game where I don't just grief my entire game for a shot.
But it's mainly because that guy's Archangel, what's it called?
Tebbles.
That is Wormog's bow, bow, glove.
If you're playing executioners, who do you put the plus one on?
Who do you put the plus one on?
Is this Ira or is this Soraka?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Alright, I'm just gonna stay deaf and I don't care.
This guy is a fucking loser.
This shit is so fucking annoying.
I just...
I have no sound.
Alright, that's fine.
I don't know, spellweaver, not executioner.
New voiceover.
No, if you go sound effects, you can't hear anything. That's the entire game.
Oh and Loki? I can play Yi. Is there a Yi player? Oh this guy's Yi for sure. Actually, maybe
he's not Yi. Oh, but he got an Ezreal. Oh this guy's Defender on a Rengar though.
Also shouldn't I just buy this in pre-level, probably man, minus one.
But this is actually just a free fucking big game.
And there's Hecarim, and I can just play this, this, this, this, this, semi-items,
and my spot's actually pretty good.
Like five loss, got some econ.
And after I hit my board, I just don't lose a rub
You legit can't you you can't it doesn't work
Ravager
He's already beauty by the way, whatever it's fine
I mean, this guy is fucking dog shit of the game.
In five hours, I'll be miles ahead that he can't even snipe me.
Alright.
Belt, chain, cloak, rod.
Copey, wait, what?
Elderwood.
I mean can I really pay 12 gold for a last whisper?
I mean I pay 12 gold and I just keep losing, fuck.
And then like I mean I haven't seen my augment yet.
Just wait.
And if I'm going to econ augment, then it's just an FF.
Also, I need to make sure I lose this.
And I'm going to have three items Zyra, three item Tank, three item Duo Tank, three item
three item rip the beast three item just just wait
Just wait
If I don't get an econ on been here GG
GG oh
Wait, oh it's starting party wait. Okay. It's fine
Bro like Jesus Christ, man
Champ delivery, I'm a fai, holy fai, I would just f up on the spot.
Kingslayer, I have to win though, am I going to win rounds if I slam everything?
I mean it's actually a lot of gold, like I feel like that's more gold than mine, because
this procs once in GED.
Yeah, I get it all twice.
Alright, what is not even that bad, Loki?
What is this?
Uh, now I'm going to play stronger than when I win.
They all start playing stronger next turn.
Actually, I only lose two.
Chain, cloak, last whisper, I'm going to get into it for mid-game, kill this rod.
I got to go red buff red buff ie all right all right I win I win I lose I lose
what's this I mean I'm referred away I lost okay I mean maybe I can win next
round if I don't win next round if I don't win soon that cannot be good for
me because I am currently level 6 30 but I didn't actually find because when I
When I start waiting, I'm just gonna go straight to nine.
Gain 10 exp.
But then this doesn't even change my interval, but I guess it can't be g-con anyway.
Wilderwood, Ziya, what is this, Ravager?
Double Defender?
I just finished the Karamar Runker and saw them.
Why does that look- I mean he's not even strong, I feel like his front is so bad.
I mean my board is not even bad by the way.
My items are so fucking good.
And my front line is like actually good.
Yeah, my arms are good.
Can I win this, maybe?
So what is E3, who?
Who?
Where?
I didn't, I didn't win a single round again.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Oh...
My...
I think he's playing towards the chains on a one-cost.
He's playing towards the Phelios and he just got a Brambleback on his side.
He has two Bramblebacks!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hello?
When am I cashing out my Kingslayer?
This is the first layer.
24 to level, could I make 20 or make 30?
Yeah, because I couldn't get a chain here.
I didn't get a chain. I missed chain again.
I cannot man. I cannot.
I cannot.
I don't know what are you for the dude?
Oh wait, King Slayer! Six gold! All right.
And I'm getting one more component. I mean, my items are fucking crazy.
Red buff, philosophy, IE, IE, warmogs, gargoyle, I mean, crown guard, eventually, if I can find it.
And this is 6 gold.
Yeah, no, the stats of IE are probably good.
I don't know.
Bro, this guy, like, is this shit not current as fuck? I don't understand.
Oh, what the?
And just like that GG.
What is this?
Rapid fire?
What is this?
I just lost- I mean I think this is what I should have, because now I lost my inferno.
Oh, I've read about this. It's actually fine, I've read it.
If this is not Cromwell, I'm just gonna FF.
Also, I probably shouldn't just use the mover here, because it's in this one round of game.
I think I'll one-shot.
Wait, oh, my Brock is dead.
And I lost again and now me and I just have one more and
I'm not thinking so your shit, but I got I mean it is scouting party
Don't worry
Don't worry
I can go Vow plus 2 and I can't even buy that, I mean I have to stack 1.
I mean I can go, reforge a tier and play off of...
Okay, Val.
And then I just, am I just making...
I mean I can go voice out of Zyra, and then I can also go Titan's Hodge, Titan's Hodge IE.
I would have to see if I hit the glove first.
He all in this turn how how does he know he has the money to all in this turn what the fuck I don't get it
Oh, I remember I said I don't know that was last turn all right. Well, I am broke as fuck I
Mean started with two bramble bags and now he's what a few years one bramble back
I mean that that's his entire game like nice man zero gold
No, it's fine
Guys if I hit if I hit it's just GG it's just GG
Just wait.
He'll roll, he could grab bagged for Econ.
I refuse.
I refuse.
If I don't hit, I don't really hit.
It is what it is.
I have Kingslayer, man.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm going to play this one's Crog, I guess.
Never mind.
I'm playing this one's called I guess, never mind.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm four out of...
I mean there's no way I'm not playing this eventually and I have Glove plus Rod.
If I can't win one round I'm actually about to win this game.
No cap.
Yeah, I don't know if this last whisper... wait?
Okay, wait?
I have the Rock 2?
Or not the Rock 2?
I do have Rock 2, yeah.
Okay, Draven? I mean that's pretty good.
Uh, I'm 3 Vanguard.
And 1 roll.
I can't even fucking buy this. I don't- I- I- I- What?
2 Rapid Fire Lasses for IE, Red Buff.
Void stuff on oh, I can sell this plus this I
Can just sell this
Am I about to win the game perhaps I
Win this round GG I
Win this round GG because I didn't sell this and
Man?
It's a Zyber dish, man.
It's a Zyber dish.
It's a fucking Zyber dish.
I need to sound down.
Oh my God.
I'm still too live.
It's fine.
Am I just going?
I don't have a single Othelios.
Am I just going fucking Draven 2?
I have these two idiots on my board?
I'm going draven to- I have one brambleback, zero ophelios!
One brambleback, zero ophelios!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I did not roll but I didn't roll at all.
I'm still about to win out.
I have three banger on my board, but I have nothing... I mean, like, double-brain, I guess.
Where's the double-brain?
Where's the double-brain?
Where's the double-brain?
I mean, I actually think that's double-brain.
Okay, here it comes, streaming two.
Lunar locks.
I win this GG and GG and GG not really I mean I don't have to play Zyra off I mean
10 a.s. That's pretty good. It's a yeah your team games 10 a.s. That's pretty good
I still don't have what's it called though
I kind of want to play 5 whatever it's called but I'm out of gold I want to play bro fuck
it's union man alright alright how's it looking I'm fighting bring our three my
Bremelback is dead instantly. I cannot. I mean, hopefully I'm not dead.
I know I'm about to win out low-key.
I mean at least I'm putting this... at least I'm putting him down.
Three out of six.
I am still zero with Elise, except I did not really roll.
Oh, I found one!
Found a Breville back.
It is not Caretaker's favor. I am so poor, man.
If I hit Draven 2, maybe I'm back.
I mean can I even afford to...
Okay, Brambleback too, that's pretty good.
Ramble?
Oh god, honestly, Arc, let me just try to play some Stargid.
He has Gensu Aphelios too.
I have him not, please.
Oh, this fight looks as good as fuck though.
Okay, can I hit Draven too please?
Did I cash out?
How is it 4 out of 6?
Excuse me!
Bro, come on!
12 gold is waiting!
12 gold is waiting!
What the fuck, please?
I'm dead.
Is he dead? No.
I
Maybe I can just cheese your backline one time for the one time
I mean it's it's backline for sure, but I
Don't know if it's enough damage
Okay, I got gold, am I dead?
This is where God has an archangel. I'm dead. Let me see if I can hit something. I'm dead.
Okay, listen. If I just played Malfight, Xyra this game? No, no, no, no, no, no, it clicked,
No, it clicked. You'll know when it's an aphelios game. If you have the sack for the aphelios items, it's an E.
It clicked. It clicked. What happens when I just don't play a single game of aphelios? What happens?
I will top 4 every game. This unit is so expensive for how shit it is.
Alright, just look at the lobby.
Look at the lobby.
This Aphelion student is so fucking trash, like nah, nah.
I mean it's heavily playable though, if you have like a giga slot for it.
I mean, look at the lobby, buddy. I will sit these shitters down.
You know, everyone in this lobby is DPC, except for PoETFD.
I should maybe calm this in, I don't know.
I mean, just wait.
Just wait.
Gargoyle play around BF. This sound was pretty good.
What's it, what's it got? Let's see.
This makes the game so fucking easy to do. When I get rapid fire, it's gonna be on the scene. But my spot's actually good.
Okay.
I can't believe this was juggernaut, why don't I do that?
Yeah, why don't I do that again?
That was just so bad.
Should I hold doubles?
I can play like, oh would it be on this?
I think it's drop, drop, and it don't worry, I won't get baited to play 5 for beast.
Also, is it a... I should have just BS sworded this. Which one's better? I don't know.
Okay, I mean, if it's that, then bro, I'm using a remover already. Bro, it's a BS sword. Who the fuck cares, man? Alright.
Alright, make it 10 and and get this. This time I won't get baited into playing
Five Rift Beast because it's it's not even high chance. Like I'll play the game
like a fucking human instead of sacking all my HP.
Oh
Oh
All right
The play five fucking bridge beast I
Mean the rest of my board is asked like I'll play five of these but I'm in York Scuttlecrab is pretty good
Spreading Roots, Portable Forge, Flicker Blade, Item Reforger, I mean I'm not putting
like this anyway like I'm not gonna do it poster so anyway probably name all right
gargoyle
please help me I fight so in week
How's the other game trying to...
...to...
Oh, it's 10 per... Oh, it's kind of good. What the fuck? I mean, I mean...
All right
That's pretty good
This spot is looking very unbought-for-able
Gargoyle, BF, Rapid, plus one.
This is bop-orbal, are we serious?
It is looking very unbop-orbal, very unbop-orbal.
Roll your plate, yes, but I actually have temple this time, man.
There's Diana, but there's also a Caitlyn with Glove, and I can just get Hunter,
Yo, yo, yo, bro.
Isn't it just DV, actually?
Why the fuck am I going IE?
Alright.
I can also rapid-fire Rangar and try to farm gold.
Because it is free takedowns, I guess.
I can also play Five Rift Beast.
Okay, this? Or Five Rift?
And I try to farm the Brambleback and the Rock.
Bro, I'm pretty sure it's not even that much weaker
even that much weaker to just do this because at least it's crud it's not
pebbles like isn't it just five probably but that's what I said I wasn't
going to do last time but I mean you know I have rapid fire plus one right he's right
no but this side no this side it's different because I have a I have
rapid plus one and I have like mom be as my as my holder so I don't even think
that week and it's like it's the odds are not even that small it's like like
what is it on it's 12% for both over one of the other like in max one but I mean
like you find one of the G and I don't even like my board is not even that much
you could get mama beat three
Summoner due for this unit plus 45% damage. Do I even sell this Yorick?
Like is this Yorick legit Thanos?
I didn't kill a single unit.
And no one even has Barbarian.
Okay, well I can't even sell anyway. I didn't kill a single unit.
I lost a company. And I lost my streak.
And now I'm screwed. That damage is not looking right.
Alright, well I'm seeing a shop here. You can't miss.
Bro, I'm not trying to go fucking Gintu man.
But if I report Rod I already know I'm getting tiered.
And also Gintu big game is like 2-0-p.
Also Gintu DV is fine.
I'm the only player playing this dog-ass fucking unit on my board, no one wants to play Aphelios
except for me.
This one looks pretty good though, when I level up for Yorick I'm going to be strong
as fuck.
I am like not that rich though
but
what can I do?
15 gold
But it breaks the intro, it's like,
hey, please, please, I need four.
Oh, nice.
I'm back.
Oh, I'm actually back.
That's my tier one, all right.
Is this from lobby or ranked?
It's ranked.
See?
Emma Moore is fake.
And now I'm not even that poor.
And then,
and then,
I'm going to get a shop and then it's gonna give me, if it doesn't give me a Rift Beast, I need a P, man.
If it doesn't give me a Rift Beast or...
I need a P.
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to level for 7 Rookbeads this turn.
I mean I should hold it for sure.
Oh, hello!
What's up?
Yeah?
Oh, can I say hi?
He said no.
Okay.
Did you bring any of them?
Alright.
My dad came to visit.
Not long
No, you know it wait hold on
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, oh you just call me stupid
All right, so this is what he said great
Okay, oh a rock two rocks
Okay, I mean surely this is not throwable
Surely this spot is not throwable.
I have two rocks. Zero Breville back, but that's fine.
And then...
What the? Crop view? Is that good?
Another mover out the window. I cannot.
Holy shit!
these six Master Yi's.
Hello?
My board is actually insane!
My board is actually insane! This guy has two Master Yi's and a three-headed Master Yi
I don't get it.
And now I'm broke.
Except not really, because this is 8 gold and this is 5 gold.
And then also if I hit set 2, except there's no way I'm not just hard-tongued on 5 Vanguard, or 4 Vanguard,
because I have Brockmare.
I mean, you legit cannot miss.
hard-tongued on 5 Vanguard or 4 Vanguard because I have Brockmare. You legit cannot miss
Yes.
belt to your chain. I kind of need anti armor. If I go Morello, I mean I need anti armor
but I also need... I mean, I mean, Merlo is like, you can't go wrong with Merlo, honestly.
Let me see the matchup, see what's going on over here.
This guy's all in.
I already have a Zyra, I believe.
I mean, it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not actually poor.
I have a f**king Krog too, man.
Also, I don't even know if I'm going to open cell because I'm going to just play this
more for like two more turns.
Is this just a 4-5 ever?
I just 4-5? Thoughts?
Like, what's wrong with my board? It's not even bad.
HP. Then he last whisper for... there's an Aluni as well. I don't have to play Zyra, but
like their tank item and then I play off of the glove and I just act you anyway. Gargoyle,
I can go double gargoyle, but I can also go... gargoyle, vow, vow.
I can also go visage, and I can also go de-claw.
It's probably not de-claw.
Gargoyle, gargoyle, double vow.
Eh, I'll go double vow.
I kind of like that one.
I'm Brockbear.
Alright.
Alright.
And then as soon as I level, I just open up my entire board.
Okay?
Alright.
What is he even playing?
Camille?
He's playing Camille, Akali, or Baris.
I honestly I'll take it a
One unit lost when I'm for fighting I mean that's a fucking win
Six gold and ten health let's say go to like
I feel like this is getting to work.
I mean, it is getting to work.
But I think I will never...
Also, how does it get to both? I can...
Alright, let me make sure I just sell correctly.
I mean, I'm just selling everything except for...
Oh, okay. Remover sell everything.
Very bad for me.
I'm third pick?
I'm third pick?
It's gone.
The BS sword is gone.
I know what looks in the shadows.
You motherfuckers, man.
You motherfuckers.
It's not even on...
Oh, it's fine.
Aw, great.
I guess I just need to move those now.
Alright.
This is my board.
It says I still have to, like, I was hoping I could hit one or the other.
Why would anyone play Ophelios?
This comp is fucking trash!
Like, my board's actually good! Like, I mean, I have everything to starve!
I mean, I can play a lune over this because it's not, what's it called, okay, also I
need to move the albamark here.
I mean, I could go, no.
I mean I kind of like my items like this because I'm gonna play up to the glove glove all right
well hold it I'm not dead here bro I use my golden eco on a Phelios but if I if I hit
one or the other and then I can go the other way this is GG I have no anti armor I mean
This is where the glove glove comes in.
What? No, it's a safe...
It's to save the... I can save the removers, man!
Oh my...
What?!
Huh?
Where?
Oh, are you... are you out?
Oh, I can, I, we're gonna, after, after I shoot, I'm gonna come over and we're gonna go steal
any back.
Why?
Because we miss Emmy.
We miss Emmy.
Okay, all uh, okay, I mean, I can bring over the medicine.
Oh, okay.
Ah.
Okay.
Oh, okay, okay, okay
And I could play
Of course, okay Breville back to that's pretty good
Thank God I didn't miss, holy fuck.
Okay. Ah, it doesn't look pretty good.
Instead of them 24 HP, I'm going to have my entire Morgan, because Golden Digo is not worth it man, like I used it to hit the last one.
Okay honestly, it's actually not worth it, I'm stuck on eating the entire thing anyway, because then I just lose, lose I repaired now.
What am I talking to?
Baylux.
I mean, with Zyra too, I'm down to S'wall.
I mean, the idols are pretty solid.
He is right.
Except I'm just sitting here just true zero
This comp looks very bad
I can't even make the... I don't even want to fucking...
One ol' G. I can't.
Actually isn't there an already player in the lobby?
What was my charm again? He can't be targeted, right, surely?
Which means that I'm probably... oh, nice.
What? Excuse me? Why doesn't it stop here? How? Wait, how is that possible, by the way?
Okay, I mean, it doesn't matter, but like, bro, what? Wait, what the fuck was that? Excuse me?
Oh, great. Flicker Blitz strikes again.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, is it a fighter? Oh, it's a fighter.
QSS, IE together. I can go QSS GA plus one.
I'm kind of down for the GA.
Bro, fuck.
I'm kind of out of the GA. I feel like GA is fucking broken.
It doesn't just die for free.
And then QSS, GA plus whatever, and then I just move the gumblings to the idiot.
And then...
And then...
Also, should I roll for like a real turn here?
Ah, whatever, okay. Maybe I hit the die right there with the nose.
I'm pretty sure that what's called players in my team right now.
The RE player?
Oh nice.
Except not nice, because I'm against this guy for dead last and this guy's actually
pretty strong.
Ah shit.
not nice how is this unit just why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit
again bro no no no I'm done playing it how do I lose the fucking discord no no
no no no no no I'm sorry this is my last affiliate scheme I'm done with
this shit. This comp is ass. This comp is ass. I knew it was ass because it averaged a 4.8,
but I didn't know it was this ass. This is very ass.
You need crit. I need 3 item brambleback, I need 3 item fucking rock, I need 3 item
I need anti-armor, I need seven bows, I need ten BF swords, I need ten gloves, and then I lose every round anyway.
That's a really good fucking...
That's a really... this is... this is... this is really good. No, no, no, that's really... no, that's really good.
No, this is really good.
Like, when I... yeah, no, you're right.
Like, like, no, no, no, no.
You need 30 fucking conditions for the comp to be good.
No one making you play a Thelios.
Pro... I don't know why I keep playing a Thelios.
No!
No, no, no, no!
You probably have the most Athelius games on the server.
I had the most Cimmer games on the server.
That's a log.
Bro, Cimmer is so fun!
Alright!
I'm gonna go back to some Cimmer.
That shit is cool, it's fun!
The fewest items you just built average at 4.7.
Every single fucking build-out means a 4.7.
You put in Brambleback, Ophelios on your board, it's a default 4.78 in Diamond Plus.
Like, no matter what you do, like, okay, if you tend streak, I actually won a game
with Ophelios today.
I'm not saying the comp is completely unplayable, but it's not very good.
I'm coming down to play some Simmer. Simmer is kind of fun.
I'm pretty sure it was actually good.
It's okay, not your fault that Lobby was kind of hard.
No, I don't think you guys understand.
No matter what you do, if you have the bad meta read, you're just going to lose.
And the thing is, no matter what I do, if you lock in the ephelios, you're just
You're just a... like, this comm is just ass.
Can everyone agree that comm is just legit ass?
No.
Like, how can... how can it be this expensive in this shit?
I don't understand.
It's this expensive in this shit.
No, I need to feel this is so...
only one first of the failures what time is it 1140 bro oh my I'm trying to watch
t1hle man but I also cannot end fucking
Oh, Tier.
Kale?
Wait, Kale game?
Perhaps?
I said I have a Tier, but maybe it's fine.
Zer, Luxai.
Rockon.
The Bebbles.
Okay, I don't even know why I'm holding Kale.
Other people have good Kale spots or not.
I'm not gonna spy this example in.
Okay.
I'm not gonna spy this example in.
I'm not gonna spy this example in.
I'm not gonna spy this example in.
Go to your glove. I will not be playing game.
What the fuck? Go to your glove.
Gee, gee, gee.
Gee.
Elderwood Flora Fatalis.
Like Elderwood Flex?
You need a random 2-star 1-cloth shield.
Alright, what are you doing?
Or oh yeah, maybe I go five or in anyway
Is there a defender?
Laura fatalis
Is there a rapid fire? I mean there's an elder here
Floor of Fatalis emblem. Elder whatever. Should I just go for orb 3 anyway? Wait can I actually
Can I re-roll this game or no?
Like Elderwood re-roll? I'm in, I'm in.
No, it's actually good. You used to re-roll the early, but I can also...
I can like, if I find one more Ornn, I'm kinda in.
Because I could also tempo and play towards Ezreal Soraka.
Like Ezreal Soraka duo with vertical Elderwood.
But no, I saw someone play this shit and it actually looked good as fuck.
I mean, if I natural like more desires in orange, you just roll in the bush.
Actual good 8.
I said it was actually good, I played fucking T-Mode reroll to it first, okay?
And everyone's suing their question mark?
Just fucking wait, bud.
Okay, well I missed.
I mean, I can save for one more card.
Oh great solo leveling with two Rengar's already. Well played man.
Fog fucking jam.
Fog jam.
That was really close.
If you win the next player combat, gain 2 gold.
This guy just got...
What the fuck is this charm?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
The Sunfire Cave? What the fuck?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Alright. I mean, I will not be re-rolling because I missed.
Am I just playing Ezreal- Ezreal Soraka duo?
Yay.
Yeah, it's actually good, Loki.
They're open into 8, but not really.
Okay, this Flora Fatala shit is kinda useless though.
Also, what does Elderwood trade do with nothing?
This is a Hecarim with a Belt, but I kinda want...
I kinda need Shoujin.
There's also a Disp with a Glove.
I'm fucking eating it.
Shoujin makes his Wax Flats both sides.
Ezreal and Soraka. Also, if I just find lost this game, perhaps, spreading Roots 5 lost?
I can't. Rapid Fire, Fey. Ezreal. Elderwood.
Okay, Elderwood plus Flora Fatalis.
Flora Fatalis champions harvest enemies on takedown, granting 10 mana.
Okay, so isn't it just Shogun on, okay, so I Flora Fatalis my Ezreal?
Managen to okay to base manager and then I showed in my my Soraka or I mean this
What matter, but I think if I go for fatales Israel and children there's no damage
Okay, I mean I'm looking at my spot. This is legitimately unbought for
Who the fuck wants Ezreal
Gigi Gigi am I my company use 30 of 34 costs Gigi Gigi
I mean it's actually good because I can just show you it for mid game and I just pre-level
But I kinda wanna lose this round, but maybe I don't pretty level.
Is that open? No.
Oh nice, I killed one. I bet.
Can I please, can this, can this shit ass game?
Please, please, buy one buy form two components gg gg
No
My clothes it's that
By
Triple the owner shop
Okay, I have shoujin wait my items are fucking insane by gg by
Gg one two
I mean I don't need more I just need damage right my front line is actually the same I just got no damage
Because I know Ezreal is an executioner, but if you look at the Ezreal stats, there's not a single Ezreal Biss without IE.
Alright, and then I start playing the game. If I can find one Vi, I can maybe farm a component or two.
Would it be mind blown if this isn't the top 3? Same.
Your board is in the same WTF. Yes. Yes.
5 loss for Econ. Now I just play around this and then GG. GG.
Explosive growth, fast 9.
Holding Dragon, I don't know if I've got Royal, Arcane, Victory, solo plate.
I don't really want to go solo plate on your team.
Does this count on the- like this works on this shit, right?
It says your team. It says your team. Your team. Not your champions. Your team.
Your team.
I mean Defender is how much? 12?
So 12 plus what?
8?
200.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Yeah, I just play 5 Elder Flags if I hit...
Maybe I'll have enough damage.
Man, this Rengar fucking sucks.
Alright.
If this spot is not a top 3, I'm just going to retire from TFD.
How can this spot ever be a not top 3?
Spell weaver emblem, play around cloak.
I can also just take over a forger. I feel like a forger is pretty good as well.
There's no one taking a warmong. That doesn't do anything.
And I don't really like cloak.
Bro, any other component I'm in?
Like, any other... any other...
No, I need the gold. I can't.
My front line is fine.
But it's gonna be fine regardless.
I'm gonna have... I'm gonna play five elders, I have two trees,
and then I have a plot armor.
I just need to make sure I can hit Ezreal too.
Soraka to and they go nine and then you need all me the same fucking thing last time I bought this last was for
He got bailed out with a silver
I can just I can just keep losing like low-key. I mean like I okay no
I'm plastic
Silver would be it and it's gone. It's like I'm not gonna punch there was I don't know why the fuck I
Just vibing totally now I
I...definitely do not want a f***ing Rod.
Hmmmm...Belt?
Bo, Bo Belt?
Belt.
Belt, Bo.
Bo?
I already have last resort.
And then Belt's also half anti-heal.
I mean I just want an anti-heal item and then just play the game.
Bye anyway.
I mean it's actually kinda lame.
I kinda just wanna play Execute so I can...
I might be able to farm like one component
I can farm like one component
I think that's strong
Yes
Yes
I don't think that's a good timing
Alright, what elders do I play?
Elderwood, the CD.
And I need to make sure to hold Soraka and Ezreal.
Lame, bro, it's not we're losing the streak to farm one component in like three rounds.
But if this were a buy on 3-1, I'm in for sure.
I can also hold like really uh on the roll down. How much armor and a marr?
Is this challenger or a brawler? And this is the defender?
I'm stuck with one on my board. Is that okay?
Can I play a blue blue? Is there a juggernaut? Nope.
There's no airplane by Sivir.
Is this fought with low eval formul?
I have no anti heal?
No, no, no, no, I have no anti heal, please!
I have no fucking anti heal!
No, what the f-
Wait?
What a solar luxe it is. Solar. It'll 12% bonus damage for each unique 3-star fielded.
Alright. It'll stick.
Eclipse!
I mean, I have 5 elder but it's not even stronger.
I don't even, I'm too forward to do anything.
I have Belt, Tear, Cloak, Glove, Bora, Shoujin, Lasso, Voidstaff, play around Glove, Cloak.
Great man.
I mean I can teach you if I hit NAR.
I can also go Guardbreaker, Voidstaff, Play around with Gloves, but then I don't have a
single frontline item.
Actually, I'll just follow by this.
Except never mind, I'll buy someone that's all in.
I mean my items are ass.
I mean I'll send a Voidstaff if I hit.
I need an item augment right now.
Or I am ace.
I mean, I'll assemble it, except if I hit...
I need an item augment right now.
Or I am 8.
Also, I don't mind building a front armor on...
...gain a front armor on.
Redemption? Play around like...
Red buff, Glucklove?
Nature's Shelter. That shit is some ass.
And Biggie. Beast Within. Jesus fucking Christ.
Am I just forced to play this? I don't know where I'm going to go.
After him
Malkai, do you have a juggernaut? I mean, I'm never playing by eventually
I mean surely I play five juggernaut if I have
No, I can't what the fuck is this thing doing?
I am broke
I am broke
Okay, should I just make
I mean redemption play around and then I just go tg and I play around glove play around mode
I mean, okay, I'm getting this read my losses fine. I am fucking broke
Also, I have no anti-heal hello zero gold no anti-heal no Ezreal
It's not like I can sell super two or super paired
Flora Fatalis Ezreal...
I mean I think I'll go TG and then red buff.
I'm kind of down.
And I only have to play one or the other, right?
I rolled a Marlowe, that's pretty good.
Okay, can I get this Rummy?
I mean, that's Lilia 2, and I don't have the play set if I have Lilia 2, but it's gone.
Okay, it's fine, there's, there's, there's, okay, I don't need no Lilia dumbass 2, there's
a fucking Ken.
Okay, it's fine, I'll just go Lilia 2.
I mean, I don't need Lilia because I can hit set or Lilia, and then I just, I play
one of them and I just play a Ken on my board.
Is this Kennen an instant GG by the way?
TG Kennen GG!
TG Kennen GG!
Oh my god.
Gigi!
How?
How?
How?
I got nothing!
I got legit nothing!
Nothing!
Also, I can play Hecarim Diana over...
Ah, this is a tutorial.
Also, I have no anti-heal again.
Whoa.
Oh, he can't even drop Ornn.
There is Diana if I want to play Hecarim Plus, but then I drop Ornn with Lilia, which is
probably not right.
And then if I find Alistar, I'm going to find Gnar, then I want the Alistar so
I can.
It's also doesn't do anything.
And GG.
And GG.
And GG. And GG.
I just need one! Or the other!
We're firmly both.
Zyra 2, Malfight 2, Bogfuckin' Champ, man.
You know what, I don't have anti-heal against Florida Fatalis.
Oh my god.
How many units did I kill?
Oh, that's right. Zero.
What a damn surprise.
I don't have anti-heal.
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Oh nice 6.1k healing. Palm champ. That's oh great red buff.
Oh my god.
I need a cannon, I mean there's a rod in the barrel to the long barrel, so I can wrap it on, I don't even need a third pink item.
So we're off to the dog chair. Wow, great. I'm back.
I just lost one of my- oh wait no I didn't.
Okay, don't I actually need damage?
Yeah, fuck it.
I mean there's no add-in more frontline, I actually don't.
Plot armor plus fucking two trees.
I think I legit have no damage.
And that's weird, because I think my entire front line is dead instantly.
I mean plot armor, plot armor with the two trees, that's a lot of front line, it actually is.
I refuse to roll.
G.S. plus what's it called?
And if one gnar, I can drop.
I won't even drop with gnar.
I mean, I guess it would be this and this for 7 Elmer, and I'd avoid Marl with this TMR.
Oooh!
I guess that doesn't even do anything.
I'll just probably give this one a fast beat.
15 AS.
Okay, well, anti-heal now.
That's pretty good.
And I have Soraka too.
Did I beat someone, you think?
Oh wait, I beat someone.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, talking.
Okay, I should be clicking combat here.
Storax Red buff.
Storax Red buff.
Also, I'm pretty sure I can just get away with this.
I didn't click combat here.
I think I'm going to get banned.
Oh
Can I kill this oh
As real as real
I mean it's not like it matters. I can't kill anything I
Went seven I went seventh with this opener
Wait, but like, okay, isn't it so fucking unreasonable that I- I mean, even after I hit my board, my board is legit terrible, man.
Oh my god. Is my board actually that bad?
Ezreal- Ezreal's Soraka, my fraud life, isn't even that shit.
Hello.
I am locked in. I have been locked in. I've been locked in.
Wait, like, no, no, actually, is my board that bad?
Like Elderwood Apheleos, that shit is ass.
Okay, if I had a Kenan, is my board still that ass if I had a Kenan?
TG Kennen, TG Kennen and it's 3 Executioner and then I go Void Morello on Soraka.
Will you be streaming GTA 6 when it's out?
Fuck no man.
10, 2, 3 items won't save you. Oh, I think it would.
10, 2 is not very balanced.
That shit is fucking broken.
Those who follow me, follow destiny.
I have a really single game as a bot board.
You were never made me into Kedin 2 on that HVADCon anyway, first message.
Yes, I'm aware bud.
I am aware.
But that's not the fucking point.
I
Am two out of three
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Do you mind if I change the video performance?
No.
Tom, um, 8-Wing?
I'm done with 7-Wing.
Wait?
I mean I don't really care about anything else.
I'm pretty sure it's not even bad to just sell this and then lock.
I mean I'm just looking for any like...
Oh but then what if there's something that disables my shops?
Never mind.
Don't do that.
Oh wait, oh I'm gonna make you run.
Because I'm taking like every fucking AFN thing ever.
I'm just gonna fuck it.
Branching out future focused.
Okay wait I okay I don't know the oh there's an Elise what the fuck okay I
don't know the board oh what the fuck okay wait can you play
This average is very bad there is no sample size in diamond plus
Okay, so it's good on now Kai
I mean don't you just play executioners and then you just play for black towards and you just play a vagar on your board
What is for black door do?
Blackthorn. Blackthorn. 300 HE bonus is 30% stronger. That's actually pretty good. It's basically a big thing right now.
This seems pretty good actually. J. And then you block from the Gumu, I'm in. J. And J.
I mean this is pretty good. I will allow it. So I just go chain or cloak on Carousel.
A Vhagar for Spellweaver, Malfight, Azir, Kiamumu, the Fiddlestick, the Fiddlestick,
it'll stick it'll stick xyra's to rocker
I'm gonna miss it
of your rig but if I don't if I don't find xyra that I can just hold like
I can't play Kennen's on mine.
Is Blackburn Kennen?
I mean, it's not so negative though, but it's a kind of thing, I think.
It's still good though.
I'm on a T-Tree.
Oh yeah, Phelios!
Just playing Wrexite, Setnar.
Lose 4 player health, gain 2 gold.
Do I want to gain 2 gold? But then I have.
But I don't want to catch out though.
You guys know this is like worth...
Oh actually I have to. This is like worth like 3 gold.
I mean I actually have to. And Vader comes back.
But also I don't really care about this.
I was just worth 3 gold.
I can't.
Also, I can probably just play a board.
Like, it's legit 10 gold, by the way, because I make 20, then I make 30, then I make 40,
then I make 50.
So it's 2 gold plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1.
each fee for 10 gold. I mean, I think I'll be... I'm in.
Okay, if I win this round, I'm just gonna level next turn. I sold my Camille for over you.
And I gain the pick.
Alright, chain or club, it doesn't matter, a 0-2, what the fuck?
Invoker plus 1, GAE, something?
J. Bro. Bro. Oh my fucking-
I'm a 2 cost cloak, that's pretty good.
I don't want to level.
No.
No.
No.
Alright, let's just make 30.
Make 30, make 40.
If I lose 5 plus 3 plus 1, or 5 plus 3, 8, then I have to sell megar anyway.
I may make it like a...
Good luck, I need sleep.
Cold and sea.
Thanks.
I don't need the luck though.
Can I kill one?
Just one?
I can't.
Guys, listen, if I didn't play a Phelios every single game, am I not just...
Is it my true LP legit, like 700 LP right now?
Probably.
Alright, just wait.
Not really.
Hello there!
Colt and D, Blackthorn emblem, I don't know where it is.
I mean I also think it's the whole thing over there.
I'm not just looking at all.
Now I can play my stage 4.
To stage 3.
250 HP, 15 AD, 15 AD, GG.
Locked door to anyone.
You belong to D4, sir. First message.
Oh, it's not your first message.
What four gods would you prefer to play every game if you could?
Taco B, TFT. That anime is good as fuck.
Okay.
If- okay. Every time I play executioners, my scores are 1111111.
No cat.
I mean, as a Q-Shorter, your frontline is actually flexible, because you don't have to hit Malki.
Even if you don't hit Malki, too, it's not like you lose instantly.
Even if you don't hit Zyra, too, you still can make a board.
No matter what, your board is just going to be good.
I don't understand why I don't want to play this on my main.
I can actually reforge the thing.
It just rng my game, but I'm pretty sure bottom is fine or not pretty sure like I'm certain it's fine
Do I have to have barb oil? No
A random 2 cost you own 22
What is this gift
14 AD 7 AS I can just a forge the I mean maybe I find a cannon okay but this
game this game if I find a cannon I guess I can just like drop a York
And that's like a Xyra 2-3 item, then I don't know if I want to drop this in order.
Hey Yorick, actually I definitely don't want to drop Yorick because I'm gonna have a
Moonwool.
Blackhorn and Moonwool.
All right, well I need Chainormief.
No ChainGG.
Epic, roll down Gigi, no, Gigi.
Gigi, Gigi, Gigi.
Does anyone think this game is fault-for-able now?
Anyone think this game is fault-for-able?
No, it's not.
It's legit not.
I cash out.
I cash out.
Send it and GG and GG it is quality. You got to own and you're not making it a chance buddy. Quit fucking adding me
All right, cloak bill
Slendred like a real B3 nope rage bait rage bait
And I think the only thing I can roll for on top of this is like Lillia cuz like I you can just play Lillia
Blackthorn, or you can play a mobile Blackthorn
I could make D-claw
Nah, I refuse. No gargoyle, I'd rather FF. Okay. Did I kill a single unit? No
I mean I do have epic roll down. It is okay
Why do I get this broken ass almond when I have coven in?
This is my first time seeing it this set man.
Oh my, but I have Covenant and I've ever rolled on it's own.
My, what the fuck is that?
It's um, oh my god.
She's so broken.
Come on, play this.
Nice hack of this.
Actually, what the?
It gives Managen and Ant.
Yeah, I don't think I did anything.
Police. Or me. Wait?
Soraka bails him out. What does this Soraka do? I have Void Staff Bravidons. I'm looking
for Zybra and Malkai. Or Malfight. What? Build how? Where? Okay, I mean at three costs,
if I don't get this, I'm out. Okay, nice. Okay, look at my items. Look. Okay, low key
So, Gargle is probably worse because I have... no, I mean, I just play Mumu anyway.
Just look at my spot.
Just look.
And then I get a 180 cash out.
And a full item in GG.
Two to level.
I gotta lose one to level.
Ahhhh.
It's just GG.
185 charge, starting 4-1, I legit will not lose a single round, I promise.
I fucking promise.
I don't think Passy would be a good shield.
I don't think Passy would be a good shield.
If I have Lillia, Lillia might be better at running cannon.
No two stars on the roll-down incoming, that's not even possible.
I mean, if I bot forward this game, I'm gonna get the moat, so that's not happening, man.
It's legit impossible, don't get it, Master Yi, Invoker, but actually, oh god, he hit the
I don't even have enough money to like to use all my rolls but that's fine.
Okay, I mean that's a pretty good loss 32 HP J
I
Full item and a belt
I mean bigger I keep I keep I sell I sell I sell
uh there's the bad days and you can't really go wrong with the bad days honestly
i hope that they're wrong
i'm zero old
i know i know
I'm a move paired it'll stick Jay I just don't like them. Don't worry. It's legit impossible
How do I get the last tank item?
I can?
Oh wait, oh wait, isn't it just adapted from mine?
It is adapted from mine.
Ohhhh.
Five rolls.
I don't have fiddle too little.
little too little so my it's a kind of an efficient
why does not keep you no damage I'm 20 okay I have five more rolls 20 20 gold
like I'm guaranteed hit I have one mouth like though I need fiddle to as well
or on the east, they were all crab-bagged, fuck you, Ascendant is pretty good, Oh Ascendant is pretty good, GG, GG.
What?
Wait, what the fuck, I didn't even...
I didn't even have a Zeran, or no.
Also, isn't it a Reforge this?
pure love hello awesome looks
what the fuck what the fuck I guess I was doing this
for now like how is this my board post epic rolldown how what the fuck I have
one two-star how can this be my board post epic rolldown how I cannot what the
the fuck
of course I knew it I mean I
18-16.
I mean I can't.
I fucking can't man.
Oh my god.
How can this be my porpoisepic roll down?
How?
How?
How is this possible?
I also don't have any heal
How?
I mean, no one's walking for this garbage.
Oh, I don't get it.
Wait?
I mean, what the fuck does Kennan even do?
I mean, a lot.
Okay, gee, gee, gee.
Okay, I just don't play, I mean, I have to play your Rick.
What is Spinal Stick, Spellweaver?
Wait, how do I play this?
I don't get it.
I mean, I can also just not play Soraka.
I mean, I guess I just don't play,
I mean, if I hit him out by two,
I don't have to play each other or not.
I mean, I have to play Ked,
and this unit is OP as fuck,
and it's anti-heal.
I mean, this is Flora and Spellweaver.
If I drop these two, then that's execution plus...
...upon all the world.
Bro, fuck that all six-hand.
Show us your Void Rabbit on time, man.
I mean, I lose Flora, but who the fuck cares, man?
Who doesn't have anti-heal?
Anti-heal and I have a glove.
Probably just go for TG or something.
Alright, hello!
Malphite too so I can get the fuck off this dog-ass Amumu!
Let me give you a hug, chosen of the moon.
Guys.
Excuse me?
I didn't even operate a Zero-Two!
I didn't even upgrade Fiddlesticks 2. I mean, I upgraded a big one or two. My bad.
My bad.
What?!
What the?!
I'm just gonna run the lobby, man. He's withstanding fucking D3.
with an E3 50 gold no Rengar on board 50 gold E3 epic roll down and the
Classic Malphite or Soraka.
Wait, oh, I actually didn't hit it this time.
I can Blackthroat his head in,
and then that way, and then it's 40% bonus,
I feel like that's what's fine if I hit it, but if I don't hit it I'm just gonna start bitching again.
So we're all good to the hog champ.
Malphite to the hog champ.
I mean I'm kind of going to eat this for the infinite HP.
Then I can't go TG, which means I ever forged this.
Can I go shogun on one?
JEEE!
Alright am I back now?
How much HP am I giving now? A lot. 46% HP,
41 armor, 41 MR.
I...
Oh, I should probably give this a big armor breaker.
Kick!
I'm still too live, I mean, who the fuck do I lose to?
I don't get it.
And I can level up the Fiddlestick.
I'm at a level on a 6-1, so I should probably give this the uh, I need to knock on two re
players. They put the dog shit in the middle. J.
I mean this looks pretty good. I'd say.
wow it's almost as if if I hit on 42 with epic fucking roll down who my
yeah sorry for yelling sorry yeah it's almost as if I hit on
I'd be on a five million fucking string and instead I'm just sitting here with
19 fucking gold or HP 19 fucking you know I actually click the shit I mean
Yes, I mean, I lose a round on my...
So these are some expensive ass drums, man.
But I actually kinda don't mind, like, clicking on combat drums, you know, one each week.
No?
And I'm about US
All right
Looks like I'm not getting devoted today, bro. It's not even like it
Wait what are looking for cannon item
Bro, I could go Hodge Kennen?
Okay, is Brawlhawk Kennen even?
Okay, yes it is.
I'm gonna get a Brawlhawk Kennen already in the deals, man, like, all right.
Bro, I'm not going fucking though TG, man.
It'd be a TG on a 0-1, if it were a TG-2, maybe, but it's fucking, you just go
3-0.
Hodge, plus 1.
Hodge, plus 1.
Hodge, plus 1.
All right.
Alright, now I just level up for the Steak.
Draven 2?
Level 9 affiliates 2, Maokai 2, Rock 2, Draven 2.
This is not what my appealing schemes looks like.
Oh, it's all good.
Alright.
Flora Fatalis GD.
Wow.
This guy's itemization is reportable.
Nah, don't care.
GD.
Aluni, Ari duo, he's playing Ari-Alun-Malphite with... how is he playing...
Is he just not playing Blackthorn for his Malphite?
He's just playing Malphite, no synergy?
What?
Aw, great, I lost anyway, man.
It's the fucking, it's the Witsend Master Yi guy.
I can't...
This, this squishies my Malphite has ever been, man.
Oh my god...
Wait?
I can't!
Why do you still need to use the wand? I used to learn so much from you badminton day
But now it feels like you don't care for the newer players anymore
So you have to ask questions because I don't want to get attacked by my favorite G&G player
For all right my bad man. All right my bad
Do I even want to be a dude?
I mean I have to get him pair and dole
My bad
Level spell weaver to flora
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
I could also just gobbled the cannon, no.
Alright, I was hoping for, I was hoping for another gargoyle.
If I go one more gargoyle, I could just move adaptive to cannon, and then GG.
Anti-heal, I have cannon, I have cannon, relax.
Let me just say it, Gumbly Diff.
Alright and...
10 and 2 GG.
I don't understand why I don't play this comp every game.
Oh, GD! And GD! And GD!
Oh, there's gonna be a Blossom mess here.
We're gonna shop...
Her adjacent ally.
Is this the Blossom version?
I mean, I'm just an...
Alright.
Is this guy strong?
Okay, I mean, this cannon all looks like the most illegal thing I've ever seen.
Bye, buddy.
I can't.
And this guy loses as well?
Yes, he did.
you and Blossom Charm? Did I even have Blossom last turn? No. A temporary one-star
five-lots with recommended items joins your team. Or give me combat, give me team combat
I need to attack your highest skill, 14%, I am.
I can't.
So what happens this game when I actually hit on stage 4?
It's just an instant- Bro, every time I play this comp, it's just an instant first.
I don't get it, man.
Why don't I just play this shit every game?
Why- Like, oh my god.
Like if it's 7-way contested, I don't fucking care, bro.
I'm trash.
Have fun fucking contesting me and sending me Bot 4.
I'm going to Bot 4 anyway.
I might as well just play this comp so I can actually win.
Like, I don't get it.
Alright, well, at TPC players, I will be 20 out of 20, Mouth Fight.
If you want to play Mouth Fight in my lobby, that's fine.
Because if I play anything else, I'm Bot 4.
Alright.
All right, good luck.
I'll be 20 out of 20.
K3 is such a beast.
That game was awesome to watch.
Executioners first elderwood Soraka fucking Ezreal duo eighth of Phelios eight of Phelios eight of Phelios eight
I mean this was just coming cash out into like the like the giga cab
Aphelios fourth. Oh, what's this executioners first dog-ass fucking blossom plus one eighth Kale eight
Don't even know the fuck I'm playing
a phelios fourth
Silver fifth. Oh, what's this?
Executioner's 3rd, Ophelio's 7th, Yee 1st, Executioner's 2nd, Executioner's 5th, and Ophelio's 1st.
If I just don't play Kale and I just only play Executioner's, is this not just in 100-0?
Tell me right now this shit's not at 100 zero!
Play silver, more duo, carry, juggernaut.
You can't say anything convincingly because you're hard stuck in diamond.
Bro, if I just don't play Aphelios, don't I actually top 5 every single game?
If I learn the set, I top 5 5 head.
Hmm.
Completed item and new.
I'm tired.
I'm tired
I'm tired
All right
No guys
No, let's do this is a legit a hundred zero by the way, don't get
You think I'm going to fall for a single game starting now, to be honest?
It actually clicked.
If your items look like aphelios items, you just open.
If you don't have the Giga opener, and then just try to play anything else.
because that shit is complete ass
emu, go
here we go
so crab
ok
go over there and sprite him
paired, paired
my side is useless
Juggernaut
My Vigor is a skull weaver
If you talk about the next three games, I'll get the hundred or snap back now take that back
Just to see that shit back in
It's not even worth it. Like I'm telling you
No, I don't want yourselves because it's actually guaranteed. It's legit guaranteed and it's guaranteed
Heads G.D. Heads G.D.
Your end is nigh.
Is there a moker anywhere?
I mean, I could just go blue buff it down there to try to catch us out faster.
Is there like a garboy or something?
And Gigi!
Wait, this guy also has floating piers, what?
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
And then now if I get gargoyle, I can play Malphite. If I get Morello, I can play
Morgana Ari. I'm pretty sure the comp's actually fine. I mean, I see if you do really well.
I swear the Teemo, uh, the Teemo shrooms. The ulti looks 70 times. Chance to forge 10%.
Invoker? No.
What was the snack?
Okay fine if you want to have that kind of ego 200 bro snack pack I'm telling you if
your bank account has less than five million dollars do not give me the subs just save your
fucking money. Just save your fucking money. It's fine. I don't even feel good getting
200 subs for getting three top 5s and fucking diamond 3s. I am in diamond 3. Is I- you-
Did I just get in a mushroom or not?
No?
If I just do not play Aphelios, I am top 5 guaranteed!
Okay, also the thing, the charm that I bought, don't I just break even?
I just got people scammed.
The fuck?
I just broke even!
I'll pay you in Pepe, I am a top 25 holder.
What the fuck is a Pepe?
Pepe!
I have not followed crypto in like five years.
I think like four years ago I just bought
Ethan and I'm just AFK.
I haven't even looked at the price.
I should have looked at the price real quick.
And I don't even know if this is gonna be bad.
Last month?
Oh wait, it went up relative to last month.
That's what it is.
I thought it changed the price.
Belt?
Belt, blue, adaptive?
I really don't want to make change because then I can't really play...
I mean if I make Sunfire Cape, the problem with Sunfire Cape is I can't play, I'm gonna
like not be able to play Malphite that well.
I mean you need one more oil. After one gargle on me. Invoker with Seigar, the Cognow, Blossom.
Like look at my spot! This is already a guaranteed top 4.
If you wanted to say this is one guaranteed top five, I can just FF and then I can just
speedrun these fucking and just bang out the games.
And GG.
I think I'm about to fight you with the tier augment.
And then what happens on Krugs when I get a cloak and I can make the gargoyle and
I can flex it to Malphite.
Ah, that's right.
I just win instantly all again because I'm not playing a Pellados
Isn't every game a guaranteed top five if you actually try yes, yes, oh, Nidalee I can farm components
I mean now I'm probably like first
Well, now I'm just first.
I can't!
What the fuck?
I mean, I can spark a bonus.
Hopefully I can win this round.
I think it's farm components, hold back a win this round, if I lose this round that is
very bad.
Awww.
Awww.
Aw.
Aw.
Ah.
Yes!
Yes!
GG.
GG.
What the fuck?
Alright well this game is over.
Yes! Yes! GG! GG! What the fuck? Alright, well this game's over. Question mark? Eh,
Yeah, you're muted. Don't care
Is there a Blossom anywhere?
Do I have a charm this turn or not?
Where am I?
What charm do I even buy?
Oh, I bought the Revolves, oh wait.
16th level.
Blossom in Boker?
Honestly, can I play, what's it called, this game?
I mean, I can actually play Nidalee's here.
All right, well, hopefully I don't lose.
How come Nidalee doesn't heal?
Like, when she pops ult, it looks like she's healing.
Like, look, doesn't that look like she just popped E?
I'm
old
It's partial ascension good, I get 20% Amp, and I kind of like just going gold, getting
gold, trying to go 9.
Oh actually, I'm not allowed to do that, I'm just like, R-E, it is awesome.
I'll use a roll every turn for the rest of the game.
Alright, Twin Guardians.
Am I even playing already this game over?
Hecarim 2, Hecarim 2, the Blanc 2, what the fuck?
I'm not stuck to having three, buddy.
Throw?
Another change.
I...
3...
1 HP.
I don't really want to make Gargoyle or Bramble, though.
Am I ever playing Malfight from the spot?
If you wouldn't gain a random component.
Alright, well I better win the trump 32 to level I mean I can't level it's too
expensive if I fight this I might lose anyway and I beat this guy anyway and I
I don't know if I beat this guy.
Also I'm only the Sun Bramble.
I'm actually the Sun Bramble, I don't have to play fucking Nelfike.
I'll play something else.
Re-adapter, breeze awesome.
I'm not going to 20 man, like if I go 20 I'm gonna be broke for the rest of the game.
I can't.
And another bow.
Great.
I mean I have a void stop coming in, but this void is not going to be very useful.
I'm down the farm one more component though.
It's gained down, I mean it might be down to EUS to probably, that shit, it's never up in EUS.
That server? I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Uhhh...
In front of a webblower.
Is this a...
If you lose, you gain 6 EXP and I pay 5, I mean is that just insurance?
Do I at least lose these rounds?
I mean I'm paying 5 and it breaks even if I would 1.
And I just don't have the level here, and I don't have the slam I mean I get infinite EXP. I can't
Oh nice, I think that's pretty strong that close to another cash out five peak downs
How many pick-ups do I get?
Zero.
Oh, I got 16 speed.
That's pretty good.
I kind of want to farm some pit-downs, though.
Oh, I have bow, I have sunfire.
I mean, what am I even playing?
I mean I have Void Staff coming in and I have Bow Rod so I have Gensu and Void Staff
coming in.
I mean I win I get take downs I lose I get 6 EXP.
Is there a giga one?
6-4-3-5.
Minus 6.
I said I already gained one.
Alright.
11 takedowns.
Rambles, Sunfire Cape, Rambles, Sunfire Cape, Read Adapter.
Also, why am I playing this?
I'm probably going to roll into my barbage to try to go 9.
Is that a global threat?
Does this work on neutrals?
Yes, tier.
I mean I also have gargoyle if I just want to play...
I mean I'm not just playing executioners this game, can I actually go 9?
How much gold am I at?
Not that many.
I'm holding on for one more component.
Oh fuck, oh oh, 20 parties, I mean it's fine, it's fine.
You don't get gargoyle, but you just put some dog shit up there.
Minus six.
I got a glove to play around.
to play around. Jee-yah!
I mean, maybe I can try to go 9. I mean, I don't think so, man.
Just look at my spot!
I mean, I got the Gargoyles, and now I don't mind rolling for the metal fight.
Do I really want more items?
Hopefully this is pretty good.
Why the fuck is Vigar on my planer?
Ivern, I mean I'm living down the street, Ivern.
Okay I don't have a mouth light and I don't have, what else would I not have?
What's my frontline looking like? It's a very cheap, but it's fine.
Rumble, Cargoyle, Adaptive.
I mean, I could have reforged Sunfire.
I mean, one Malphite on my fort is not even bad.
I could have reforged it, but then if I get an AD item, I'm pretty sure my game is completely over.
Or it's not over, but like, it's much worse.
I guess, oh I actually have uplink.
I could have just spread items and then go tp.
Ah shit, I have uplink.
Okay, I mean, where's that shit been now?
I mean, I can just use Sunfire as a damage item and then Adaptive, I'm down, I'm down.
That way I don't use a Reforger.
There's nothing wrong with Sunfire, man.
And then I'll just Adaptive like some Indian.
Alright, GD.
Alright, and then I just roll for Tron, hopefully that hits her off with two.
I don't have a Malphite.
What does Fiddlesticks do?
Flora. I think we're pretty good. Like when you play this comp, how that hair is hideous.
Okay, whatever. What I'm trying to say is when you play this comp, how can you bot 4?
You're rolling for a Mumu, Malfight, Lilia. Your backline, you're rolling for Ivern,
Lux, Zyra, Soraka, Kennen. You can't miss. Like you legit cannot miss.
But then when you play fucking stupid ass aphelios for fuck that cop man, fuck that cop.
This one you legit can't miss man.
I can.
How can I miss?
How can I miss?
Holy, he's back, he clicked.
Yes man, it has nothing to do with like, my fundamentals are actually good, it just looks like I'm terrible because I keep playing aphelios.
But if I don't play aphelios and I play a comp that can actually function and play the damn game, it's just a GG.
It's just a GG.
It's just a GG.
I mean Seropa too, that's pretty good.
Is this manager? What is this?
Uh, amp?
Eh, I'm not enough for...
It's just G.G.
It's just G.G.
I don't even want to roll, I'm 78 HP, I might as well just go 9 now.
Alright.
Uh, I mean, I don't know how to mouth fight,
but it's fine.
Here's the one of Malphite, Amumu or Lilia, obviously Amumu or obviously Malphite's the
best.
100 games in D4 to D3 is impressive. Bro, no, I am back. I am actually back. I'm just
20 out of 20. How can I bop forward a single game? I cannot. I cannot. It finally clicked.
Yes! In my last 10 times playing Executioner Flex, have you seen me bop for a single fucking time?
The one time I bopped forward, I legit did not see a single fucking upgrade.
I legit didn't see a single fucking upgrade. I can't.
Alright. Rammble's pretty good, it's alright, and it's pretty... it's okay because he has...
Yeah, whatever, I want to buy a shurikens for the shurikens.
Everybody just put on a lot of bulb.
This has loading against two brambles nests, is this AD or not?
No.
I'm looking for it.
I'm not.
Is he moving?
No.
Is he moving?
Sight.
Like a human you play an early mid-game like a human also what is this it's 8 armor 8 mr
I
To reporters you can't remiss
I put on the wrong unit sorry sorry
I who I doubted
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit?
I lost a stupid ass of Helios.
I mean I can't roll. I mean I'm probably gonna roll for a charm every single turn, but...
And then I also need to eventually pivot into the melt bite.
If I actually want to win, but...
I just don't roll, and then I just 9 on 6-1,
and then maybe I can collect enough Malphite.
How come my cannon looks like it's dead inside?
What the fuck is this?
I'm getting soloed by a fucking a brabble back
Hello am I bought am I about a bot 4? I mean I don't have a fucking the dude I'm playing a moomoo
Elderwood I mean I'm like I don't know what this I don't love this kind of broken
Oh, I don't want to lose another one, man.
Can I actually play towards Lux plus... no?
How many Malphites are gone?
Zero, zero, zero, zero Malphite gone?
Are you serious?
My moomoo positioning is ass.
It's my game bug, by the way.
Now the reason I don't actually have to walk is that I need Zyra too.
This guy has a little room for the ocean right now.
I just keep dying too, I don't even know what.
So the fucking... I died to Rengar and I died to...
I mean this is just a Zyra 2 dip but I can't really move.
I mean this is... oh it's not trying to play for first.
When I don't have Malphite 2, and I also don't have Zyra 2.
I keep just... I mean this is a... ah shit.
How many Zyra? Zero? This guy has 1-2 Zyra. Zero.
That guy has a Yi, whatever it's called as low.
Ivern, Kennen with Crown?
Okay, well, I mean I have to roll. Like, I'm gonna actually have to, or I'm screwed.
Adaptive Arc plus one? I don't think I'm supposed to do this.
What?
Okay, Zyra too. I mean, I can't roll anymore. Also, how do I even play... how do I even
play Malphite because I there's no I'm dropping this is here or I've heard
do I just sell a moon you
no I just don't play fiddle stick
No floor is mine. I'm not driving Ivern. I'm not driving Yorick. It's a fucking...it's
I think we're going to be a boo boo. And then I play...
I mean, is there any shit I can sac?
I'm sure probably put that over here though.
If they swap Aphelios last second, I mean...
Did he even activate?
No.
He didn't activate that one.
GG.
Okay.
Fuck Yorick.
It's Juggernaut for a Moo Moo?
What the fuck is 2-Floor gonna do?
I'm getting railed by Aphelios.
I lost to Aphelios.
Like 2 Flora is fucking OP on stage whatever.
I like he's gaga combat.
Radiant lucky item, he's radiant item plus 3 vs wards.
Is this actual ass?
I mean, I guess it's 1 mana gem, 8 armor, 8 MR, it doesn't even fucking matter.
And then what is that, amp?
I mean, 8% amp is pretty good.
And 1 mana gem is not even bad.
Low key.
And then Fiddlesticks is just Flora, right?
It's just Flora.
Yeah, I mean, it's over Fiddlesticks for sure, man.
Don't rage rate me.
I guess I can also just eat the Fiddlesticks, actually.
So maybe it's not over Fiddlesticks for sure.
Does that even eat the 306 and play double moon?
I am too far from that.
Like can I really eat?
Let's do this actually.
I mean I'm kind of trying to go 9.
I can voice out something else maybe.
What the fuck am I even going for?
Yeah fuck it.
I don't know what it is.
My cannon?
Got one shot.
How come when I play Aphelios, it doesn't look like this?
I don't get it.
I mean, he's level 9 lating Forge fucking Twin Guardians, Taric 2, Breville back 2, Sentinel
2, Alune 2, Aphelios 2.
Hello?
I mean, I can drop Ivern.
and then play this and then eat that.
No.
I mean, I think I am dead as fuck, man.
Hello.
I believe I am dead as fuck.
He swaps sides.
And my cannon is dead instantly again.
Aw.
Bro, if my cannon didn't die instantly, I could actually win this fight, but it doesn't matter.
I mean, I could have won second this game guaranteed if I just sent it to zero every turn for Zyra
and then I would outplace this guy and then just let this guy win the game.
No! I'm okay! I'm not safe! Guys!
I have said that Ophelios is playable, it's just not good.
But I feel like both of them probably just hit Ophelios too within two milliseconds
and then now they're just 9 for free or they're just like 2 star everything
and then it's gonna look way better, man.
No, it's not actually good man. It's not good.
Alright, what's a good baseline for Aphelios?
Aphelios? Brambleback? What's the Rock Sentinel?
4.65 in Diamond Plus. Is that supposed to be good?
Is that supposed to be good?
That's the baseline for 3-4 costs on your board?
Alright, now let's go Malfight.
Soraka, Zyra, 2-star it! Yeah, that's definitely how you should fuckin' filter.
Let's just fuckin' filter when I hit the entire fucking board.
And even then it's gonna be fuckin' assed.
Like, alright, let's go 2-star, 2-star, and I'm gonna even put the items.
3.64.
What was it, 3.74?
Eh?
3.71?
I can't!
But that's not how the game- See?
See?
So how come when you put the three units, the board is not nearly as stable?
And also, the reason the execution report is better is because you don't only roll
for Malphite. You don't only roll for Sentinel. Also, if you have Sentinel too, that just means
you are giga high rolling. When the fuck was the last time you see me with Rock 2 playing
the Phileos? When was the last time? Oh, it was 3.64? Oh. Okay, but whatever. Like,
That only is execution's better placement, but you can also flex your front line way better
like in the setcrug, not good man, as well as the setcrug shit ass.
And then you can also flex your back line.
If you don't hit aphelios you're stuck with a fucking momma beak.
But if you don't hit sider you can play suraka, you can play like some of the luxes,
you can find kenin, like, ah, bro it's not good man, it's like playable but it's
It's not good man.
Oh god.
It's good. You're just bad.
Yeah, the baseline being a 4.8, that's really good.
Now that is really good.
4.65?
4.62, 4.6, 4.51, 4- I mean congrats man, I feel this is good in gold I guess.
Hog jam, alright I'm gonna play muted, I mean the fucking this cringel is fucking
sniping me and these guys are rioting, can't do anything.
And alright.
Two stars! That's not how it works! You don't just load it to a game, but I can throw it.
I can throw it.
Wait, I got a ringard. What the fuck?
Excuse me?
Ringard?
You have Glove, Rengar.
His Rengar unit is not very balanced because it's not.
You farm every 8 takedowns, you farm 2 gold, and it allows you to play towards the Mastiki.
Bro, this guy has a Rengar as well!
Oh my god...
I also saw someone with a Master Yi, man.
I can't...
Kinsu QSS, Kinsu and Flora, so, so lovely, I can't...
Okay, dude, I just want to play this...
I mean, isn't this actually a good affiliate spot?
I mean, I can go IE, play around and cloak.
I mean, I don't even want to go Q.
I mean, let me see if people are playing...
If people are playing Yi or not.
I mean, this guy's not playing Yi.
He has fucking...
What's it called?
I mean, he's not playing Yi.
Is this guy playing Yi?
No.
Is this airplane E? No. Is this airplane E? Or is he trying to I think?
Hello? Hurry up! Bro, you need to select your fucking item!
He went collector. Alright, I mean if he went collector, I will be going...
Master E! I'm Master E!
Hello?
I killed one. I killed one.
I killed one.
I mean, it doesn't really matter. I already won this game.
This game is a fucking lock.
Why not BT? It already has built-in healing. If you want to kill the most, it's IE for sure.
Because you're built in a task-food as well.
But if I slam IE, then I can't just play E. And I'm uncontested E, so I think I'll be playing the E.
So I think I'll be playing the yeah
Yeah, I mean this is a lucky. I mean some fire fucking for first fight. It is what it is in all right
Your Rick the Rengar the Krug by this
set
Nidalee one two three four five six seven all right. It is what it is who cares
Wait, did I not?
Oh, there are 18-downs.
I mean, surely this guy's playing the phyllo right?
You went Collector, you played Collector into Yeet.
I had one tier of Insurgent.
Ah, fuck it, I'm pretty sure I would.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
I mean I could play Fei, or Fei Rengar.
I could also just go GA and play, I feel like, I mean am I committed or am I contested?
I mean I don't know this is a collector man is it is it reasonable for him to go
collector and play towards and play towards ye probably not right probably
not all right also why did I cheese this shit actually what's the starting
starting on this 15 AS starting I mean I actually could just cheese this all
Alright, I won't use it twice.
I just wasted a remover.
How do you heal what?
20% missing health?
Is that even enough value to just not start with the stat?
I don't know. Also, it's kind of scary because this guy is a collector.
I'm scared, I'm scared, like I should have been removed.
Because I'm scared that I was going to be a burst of my collector and then GG.
And I got collected. Oh my god.
And my streak is gone. Also you can also survive, I think I was on a win streak already.
It's fine, it's fine. You can just cheese the G8 and proc it, lower your CD, more HP, but I don't even think it's worth the thingy.
I think one, I mean that's, that's worth it.
Uhhh, Vanguard...
G8, QSS...
This guy has a Yi too.
And then he got, that means Fishphone's IE, but he's not gonna sell that Yi forever, man.
What the fuck? How?
Fishphone's IE is just playing the Phelios with a Yi too.
I mean, at least he missed, so he can't play you at least.
I can actually play Aphelios if he gets contested randomly.
No cat.
Uh, momma beak, paired chain, blackthorne, ravager, okay, I mean, I can easily play a
I mean, am I just pivoting then?
I win, I probably win, and I get fucking thumb-sured.
Four golds for this component.
I mean, he's playing a failure, so...
This guy, is he zero gold?
Alright, I mean I'm paving a few of those, I feel like my arrows are pretty good.
I mean I need, and then I can just be BBE, I mean my arrows are actually pretty good.
Alright.
Alright Frank, can you stop fucking emoting on my ass?
It's so fucking annoying, man.
I mean doesn't this appeal you spot look fucking nasty
No, really?
I mean, there's a Rengar player, it actually fixes, and I already got two components from
the thing, and it fixes my shop.
travel back
in three to perfect
Once we roll a gear, Marble, Chain, J!
J!
I mean, this guy's Tristana too.
I can't bury them all.
What is this, Juggernaut?
Alright, I can't. I mean this, I mean this field scheme is gonna look good but like I
I mean, I played it from a good spot, all right.
I totally forgot why I'm here.
I would love to see how this one's bought for. I'm 60 gold.
60 gold.
60 gold.
Last Whisperer, GA, QSS, DV, Chain.
I need some frontline items, or I'm fucking 8th.
I mean that was pretty good on this unit.
I'm running low on removers.
What is this?
Juggernaut Summoner?
I can't sell it though.
And then I have the same remover here and a remover here, so I'm gonna have one more
remover.
Okay, it's fine.
I won't remover ever again.
Don't worry.
One three roll.
Jeez.
After 18 seconds.
Is this even...
Yeah fuck it.
Is that even roll first on that turn?
How much did I pay for?
Okay, nice.
Also, I could play 5 ripfees and then 4 2 and I get a 1 chop as well.
I guess I'm rich enough to 4-1, but I don't even think I am.
I guess it's Juggernaut? What is this, Juggernaut?
It's also Vanguard though, and I don't really want to sell Rangor. How much AD is Rangor giving?
After 30, your team gains 5%? That's it?
And then I just forward to it and then I go straight to nine recap around terror to oh, this is a forced
And I see I see like my shop on for two oh
It's over oh
It's over
These fighting I think you just think what are you these five years
Probably don't know this turn for two is perfect
I can hold set Crog as well, but honestly, I don't think that's not much stronger
This spot is look very illegal.
This is Juggernaut and Nangard and I'm pulling these idiots.
I should probably just put that hand over.
Rod, belt, bow, belt.
Can I go Warmog's Player on Bow, Rod?
I'm bad. No, I've I've been out of no anti-heal. I don't really want to make it again soon
Also, I'm kind of not the free-double
But I see I see the referee shop
Do I even want to play set?
Also I really don't want to make into though.
I have no anti-heal so I can roll a little plus a roll.
Last of 30 dmg.
You'll hit mama b2 but you can play set crowd.
This has level 8 all in man. Congrats. Well played man. Zyra 2, Malphite Paired, Tenon. Nice man.
Amumu Paired.
I have so much gold man I'm
I don't even know why I'm looking for him.
What?
I'll go back to...
I do not have a fucking...
Okay, I mean, I can't roll anymore now.
Alright, I guess I'll be playing fast time for Draven, yay?
Can I, can this guy even deal 10k damage when I have this fucking Bramble back on my board?
I don't think so, man.
My Breville back is too much damage.
Oh.
My Draven is quest locked.
No.
I'm stupid.
I didn't think I was gonna hit Draven with zero Abelios.
Eh?
I mean I'm not buying that, I mean I guess I have two one-rolls.
One-roll, peedie.
My Draven is quest block, I mean I'm not fucking benching my...
I'm not benching the fucking- the bramble back!
I don't even think they guys have 10k HP on their board man.
Well if I just chose a different quest it was just a GG.
I can't.
My Draven can't quest.
I mean I didn't find a single fucking this guy has three affiliates that's
probably why I mean that's not even true I just need one I just need one it's
I don't even think a Phelous 1 is even better than Dragon 1.
I mean, it's not.
Chain for...
Where from am I gonna be able to steal some fire?
Hmmmmm...
Trayvon 2 bucket?
Stronger?
Yeah, you're right.
Stronger? Yeah, you're right.
Alright, what the fuck is Zyra? He's got zero items. How much damage his mom'll be doing?
I should have rolled one for Charm, I mean I kinda have to go 9 and roll though, and then I can play Ophelia's End.
My Draven is legit going to be questlocked for him.
I'm DCing Durangate, WTF!
Don't care!
Didn't ask bud!
This masters me.
8.1 you motherfucker! You motherfucker! It was actually kinda close, man!
Oh no...
I'm not paying too much for this shit.
Oh, it's all the oses.
Good thing I did not roll plazas, I did not roll.
There was an affiliate behind it.
I don't have anti-heal against four of the towers.
Bob-Jane, 6k.
My Draven can't fucking quest.
My Draven cannot fucking quest.
Also, this is the second guy with Malfight, 2-star, 2-star, 2-star, 2-star, 2-star.
Elderwood on this is actually pretty decent.
I'm going to use HP to hold more but I have no mana item, but I feel the other Lux is
actually good.
I just level up for Lux, and then that way I just don't play Zyra, but what if I hit
Zyra too, and I have a mana item?
Alright, I think this is a better rebel folder anyway.
One roll per charm?
Is that a biotarm? Yes.
This loss is a...
...tasked Grand All allies 2.5% increased max health for the rest of combat.
That's pretty good.
It'd be great if I draven ward in fucking quest loss.
Hello?
I sacked two more.
This Draven unit is very sheeite.
I mean, I have to sack two more, man.
Also the Hidsire too.
QAQSUSBB.
I mean, I can go Gensu over here.
Let's do that actually.
This is not the test room.
And then maybe I can just cheese.
Waker!
Bro, just quit your fucking vision.
What is this?
What the fuck even is this?
Oh, oh, it's in the front.
Now this one, every time it ults you get 2.5% max health, man.
man. No one's going no fucking ginsu on the dude.
7.2, what the fuck? What the fuck?
56 to level, 52 next turn.
I mean, I'm about to GIGA spike.
It's not a fucking ginsu dip, and it's not close, man.
Bro, you quit trying to fucking rage rate.
It's legit not close.
Lots of sort of DB, DB.
Lots of sort of DB, DB.
I mean, I sac one.
This guy has, I'm gonna sac one here.
And then I'm just gonna,
Pro, if my Draven weren't fucking locked, my spot is an instant forced!
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, God, I'm gonna...
Into red arc, I mean void.
Arc void, arc void, arc void, arc?
Let me just back up on whatever.
Alright, three item, three item, three item GG.
Also, it was probably just like a flex item because I could...
I took another fucking...
I fucking can't.
Hello?
How?
How?
I mean if it's two-star I'm kind of down to uh, quick into one.
How did how did my GA proc? I mean it not proced.
I don't get it. Also, how is this guy even level 9 by the way? How is this guy even level
9? You probably hit a Phelous 2 in 1 millisecond. Oh my, how, how?
I mean, if I'm playing Aphelios, surely I don't play fucking...
So what the fuck does Archangel do?
QSS.
Alright.
And...
Sure, whatever.
Alright, am I back?
And... sure, whatever.
Alright, am I back?
Can I even quest on this turn?
So how the fuck do you quest ever like how do you ever do this one like six defender
Invoker in summer, no.
No, I'm just so good with three, I'm already emblem, no, no, yes, all right, it's not
literally, it's just a better cubby, it's not really because he uh, yeah, he's on
that side but actually this looks pretty good I mean I would be surprised by
lose this one right isn't my board actually pretty good
The flashes! Is this one?
My Brebel back is dead.
Oh yes! I cashed out! Finally! Finally! 15 fucking gold! Nice! 10 years into the game!
Broly- oh my god.
I don't get it.
These are fucking ass!
What the fuck is this?
Alright, whatever.
I can't. I need to move up here that's one to the left.
Does this increase to I just want do you know if this increases?
Like the the amount that you gain HP no
Managing HP healing
I can't
Terror 2 that's pretty good, and then a dispatch up like I mean I just win if I just fucking I just touch up the gas
Nope
This miss the dude to I mean I want to be walking for the shit. I mean I just touch up the gas
Let's make a little like middle copy for this stupid ass worth of beast.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Why does this unit, why does it look like it's not...
WHAT?
HOW?
Okay, I'm starting to think...
I'm dying too, one LP to spare.
month anniversary
Holy fuck b2
Where was the guy that said, oh wait, okay, wait, the guy saying three top fives in a
row is 200 subs.
If you're still here, do not get the subs.
I genuinely do not want your money.
But I just want you guys to know it's three top fives in a row.
All right.
I'm not after this.
I'm not a fucking poor baiter.
Put the eighth in the bag, no.
Bro, I need to fucking climb, man, I'm getting tilted.
I'm getting fucking tilted, man.
What's tilted, you big mic?
You're a stupid ass.
Bro, that middle legend needs to be fucking banned.
It's just another guaranteed master class into unbought-for-able.
No, no, no, no.
I don't get it.
Rengar, I can't.
GG.
Rengar, what?
Okay, I might not be playing Rindar, I mean that is half QSS, like into QSS, but I don't
have a GA component yet, but I kind of want the bow first, oh I'm tired.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this? I'll start with this. This way.
I'm going to hold the monkey. Okay.
Okay, hold on. Can I play the Master Yi? goodness me.
Let me play Yi and Peace and I can just farm another first, please.
One two three four five six seven eight.
i don't even want to uh...
and i guess it's not worth making time this turn
the wrangler if i just kill units i basically just make time anyway
this is guard breaker tier player on glove
i do have a report
Alright, let me leave.
Oh wait, it's the fucking, it's the reroll galaxy.
Or it's the cheaper levels.
I don't think it really matters though.
I see reroll win on this shit all the time.
Nooo cam.
I can get Blossom in because I'm probably gonna lose anyway.
Nah, I can't sell this, never mind, go fuck Blossom.
Can I make? One, two, three, four, five, six.
to bring it on the shroom Michael Zang is my goat
Pog.
Champ.
Yeah, Rengar!
Bro, it was actually kinda close, man.
It was fuckin' a zeer.
Oh, that was a cleanable. Am I contested?
GES, Vormogs, Inferno, Young Wild'n Tree, Champ Delivery with Fargoil Belt.
Franching out, Inferno plus one, Card, and this guy's playing Rip Beast.
I think I'm uncontested. I think I am uncontested.
I'm Yee. Bro, you're not fucking Yee with tear-belt cloak. No. No. No.
No, no, wait where wait what did he go for I didn't see you and bow for no man no
I mean, I'm already committed man, all right, let me just let me just put this shit on
the planter real quick your Rick this comp is I think my scores of ye are one one one
111 this comp is legit broken no cap it's so OP but I don't get it how is it
so OP. But we don't have Artifact yet? I mean, I have a Rengar. It's good enough, man.
Oh, is this Ravager? I mean, I could play Blossom. I mean, if I play Blossom this turn,
and
Okay, but the thing is though
Uh
We don't have
What
What the fuck?
Nooooooooooooo.
Nooooooooooooo.
Who starred 2 costs?
Champion.
Oh, poor old.
Ok, I don't even know what the fuck I would pivot to though.
I mean, I should wait and see if I can get Pandora's.
I can go like Visage, play around Broad Belt, or Visage even try to have Gensu, it's not
even bad.
But if it's Fight Dip, I don't want it to slam.
Probably.
Is this Fight Dip?
If I slam?
Eh, yeah.
Fuck it, I'm committed.
Yeah, fuck it, I'm committed.
I'm leaking board, man.
I don't have a GA component, though.
I hope that it's fine.
Alright.
Even Trout, half again too.
Spreading Roots?
So, I mean, this is not fine if I take Spreading.
All right, am I committing then?
I mean, I can't take the fucking Epic Role then.
I think I might actually have to do that.
Let me see what I got.
Oh, I got Sprite and Rengar.
Can you strike in Rengar without...
I don't even want to go Ginzu.
Without...
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
Okay, well, I don't want to reforge the Invoker yet.
I mean, can I just play Invoker on my board, actually?
Alright, I guess I'll be playing strike in Rengar, instead of a QSS.
Is that fine? I don't have a titan's
Who do you re-roll with Rammus?
Should I just reformage it?
Cause I don't have Titans.
Cause I don't have Titans.
Okay, okay, no, I have to play, I have to play.
If I miss, if I miss Yi, I'll strike in Rengar.
On Rengar, Exclude Fey, what is his average?
4.51, this is terrible!
What the fuck?
Is there any more items that make it good?
Oh, Hellfire Hatch.
That's it.
Okay.
Hello?
Can I reforge?
Alright, I'm reforging.
What the fuck do you mean, can I reforge?
Yes, I'll be fucking reforging this trash.
Alright.
it's no fade GG if I get a spat though let me see if I get... is there a spat?
no
oh yeah I will don't worry all right well it's a moment of truth
Master Yi, three items exclude brawler plus one, OEMO plus items, or...
It says it's number one, this is...
I should really put Bangor on the board as well.
It says it's fish phones, it's better than Wichend.
The fuck?
Oh, I got RFC.
I can't!
I don't even want to make Gensu though, so that means I should have forged Rod as well.
I mean, I want GS and GG.
And GD!
GD!
What the?
One of them?
I mean, I got Blossom plus one, is that a good one?
I could have gone with Red Buff.
Invoker, Bow?
Probably not.
probably not. I mean, I need a GS. And then I just keep Blossom. There's nothing wrong
with 4 Blossom. How come I have 0 copies of the legit 0? And then my, my, I, that's
I don't know who the fuck I'm talking to. I won anyway, man. Relax.
I could also just reforge the Blossom bucket. No, I feel like it's pretty hard to get something better.
Watch this. G!
Can I play... I mean, damage executes 20% crit?
I'll push, I'll get items down this turn.
Executioner?
Alright, who the fuck do I...
Yeah, fuck it.
Hmm...
I don't know how to play Unara, but...
I can Unara instead of Rengar.
No thanks.
Alright.
I won the game. I won the game. Not really. This tempo is legit off.
I think I'm- I think this- yeah, this tempo is not living very good.
Also, I think my tier 2 is- I mean, it doesn't really matter.
I just need a BS ward, and you can even trow it.
I don't know how many Vanguard stacks do I have, I don't know.
Also, it's cheaper levels, so everyone's gonna be so fucking strong, and I'm fucking re-rolling.
I didn't hit I mean I hit a lot
I mean I can't even roll anymore man, I'm gonna be too low.
Also I mean I just have to go gintzu on Rengar as well, I mean I'll just gintzu Rengar eventually
go ahead.
And then also I need to save, I mean okay I mean I have to make last whisper as well
or I'm fucked.
I don't get it, crash, crash, crash, crash, make 20.
I have no GS.
Oh, you can't even go from 3 man.
I have no anti-healed, no Nidalee, no set.
I have three yee
I'm dead
Middle-E
I mean I have some components it is what it is but where's components?
How? Okay, I need to roll until at least Rainbar 2, man.
Genie!
I have Belt Belt here, double visage player on Belt.
Double fucking visage. I mean it's having even trout. How?
What the fuck is this? How?
I have no GS on Yi.
I have no even trout. I don't even try. I need some more. I have no ring R2.
Nice man, this guy does a lot of damage.
No GS.
I used three Reforgers, no BS sword, rolled down this much gold, started the game with
a Rengar.
How?
What?
What?
Zero set
I have a fucking middly on my board
This guy's playing Cassiopeia re-roll. He has Ramus 3
One off of Cassiopeia. Meanwhile, I just found my third brain guard
I have lost with Sura with ADE because this adds to the amount of 20 takeouts yet.
I could not.
Also, I didn't get to Mesa so it's guaranteed to be APE.
Now this unit is really good with ginsu, it's just 8, no matter what it's 8, it's 8.
Brawler, RFC, Ginsu.
And it's gone.
I can't.
I actually had the Ginsu as well.
Like Ginsu was actually good with Brawler.
QS, or Ginsu, Brawler, RFC is actually good.
And then it's gone.
Oh my god.
Do I even have a BF sword?
I mean, that's crazy!
Cause I don't even have a fucking BF sword!
Wild!
I mean I guess I get the same removers.
I mean I'll get a GS eventually man.
That's pretty good.
I can still win.
This needs to be swapped to AD.
I don't have a single sword.
Oh, actually it's 80 E right now, actually.
What is it?
I can still win, I can actually still win.
But how is this 80 E?
Like, does that give that much?
Like, does this stupid ass give that much?
Oh, you put Tintu last?
Oh, and then...
Oh!
Blossom plus two.
Too bad I don't have a set.
Too bad I don't have...
Yeah, whatever.
I mean, if I don't get GS, I'm 8th.
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
I was 6 gold man, like whatever.
Alright.
Gintsu over here, Gintsu...
Actually, what am I gonna do?
No, it's AD anyway.
Wait, does my gun actually give that much?
I guess it was 12.
Ah, great, abroad.
The moment I swatted to AD, my E actually does damage.
Okay, I mean, this guy's 40 gold.
That's good.
Where's the Casio PA guy? How's he doing? Okay, I mean he's Casio 3, Rammus 3,
almost Fiddle 3. I'm about to win the game. I'm not even kidding. I can still
win. I can still win.
I can actually still win.
going to get another two belts in the tier no man I this sword by the way I had
to take from the fucking the thing
I got my first sword too bad.
I can't I can't
I'm about to make a spark
I had to fucking sell my
I sold up for 20 gold and I still didn't hit man.
I'm at 6 Rengar and this guy has Tassio 3, Rammus 3 and I still didn't hit. How?
My first set. Wahoo!
I'm back!
Wahoo!
I am winning out, said no one fuck it ever.
I have no Nidalee. Okay, I'm pretty sure I could actually win out here if I had like set 2.
Set 2, Nidalee 2, no Rengar 3 is fine.
I just need like one more 2-star and I could still win this game.
Except I had to sell my Nidalee to fucking upgrade this shit.
No Tate 3 Star! No Nidalee! No Sip!
Oh my god...
Oh my...
Oh god... I have to use my last one, but where am I going to do this?
Oh my god...
Oh, my God.
Oh, crap.
I'm going to go upstairs.
But it's not.
Is this game actually my fault?
I don't get it.
Is this game actually my fault?
Like what the fuck was- what is this?
How?
The guy has ramped- there's another guy with 3 star everything man.
Oh, yay!
Oh, fuck who!
I blossom!
Oh, fuck who!
What does that do?
Nothing.
Master Yi.
Master Yi.
Nidalee Paired.
I blossom!
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
It's still worse than HP, who don't put the mana potion on?
I just realized I had to sell my buy 2 as well.
I have buy 1.
Ha ha ha!
I cannot.
I cannot.
Are y'all rigged?
So imagine I had one other two-star, whether it's set or Nidalee.
I don't even need my three!
I don't even need what's it called three.
Oh my god.
This is probably the game.
I'm just gonna roll for buy two and call it a day, man.
Buy two, GG.
I can't.
Elder dragon, a lune 2.
Okay, I mean I'm starting on weak side which is really good.
I can't!
This is a top 3 by the way.
How is this balanced?
I don't have anything!
I don't even have buy 2!
I don't have middly 2!
I don't have set 2!
I don't have five to have a crunk to
And a your it do I mean the casio fight is usually really good, but I don't know if it's gonna be good if
I don't know if it's gonna be very good here though
So everyone without an item after 8 seconds, oh no man.
I'm leveled for 3 after.
I feel 3 health.
I feel free help.
Did that do something?
I think my last resort is going to be bearing off on this.
Wearing off on this and the moment where it's all over.
Oh, actually, I called me out.
What?
What happened to my Master Yi?
This is a second.
Ha ha ha ha!
Bro!
Oh my god!
I feel like I just sat here and bitched for a 30-minute straight, but like what the fuck
were those rules?
Excuse me?
There was Ramas 3?
Fiddled?
I mean, I mean, here like 7 fiddle and something in Casio 3?
I sat here and fished for 13 hours straight.
No, that's not true.
Okay.
Then I get this.
I got the charm where you can sell a unit
for like two extra costs.
I sold a Vi-2, 20 gold.
Then I rolled and I saw nothing.
And then I sold my Vi-2, replaced it with Vi-1
and then I had to sell my Nidalee pair
just to hit my first Master Yi.
And then I had Rengar on two one
And I'm tangled on 4-1 with 2 Rengar.
And then I had the Salvager and I didn't see a single BS sword.
What?
Like a pro.
That has to be like a pro.
Oh my god.
If I just had one more upgrade, I can just win this game.
I can win this game.
One more upgrade.
I don't even need 5-3.
Loki might be the und- it's apparently you do so well with the deck stacked against you.
At least this is a comparatively peaceful time.
Okay, like yes, I'm happy that I went second, but like, like, wasn't that game like kinda
fucking BS?
Hello?
The fact that I get salvager and I still can't make a GS?
I don't know I always see you do almost so I don't know
I want to hold this similar. I have but I have three of this that I don't even want to sell.
here broad belt and Gigi and Gigi and Gigi if you win next player combat game
I mean I hope I win except I'm probably not going to do it.
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Who do I beat? I actually beat like some people.
Not really and I don't really want a level so
Minus whatever gold because I'm pretty sure I can win this if I slam everything never mind never mind. What the fuck?
Alright, never mind.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I don't want to make...
I'll make the next one, though. I need to see one more shot.
I just saw the door, Rick, then.
Make that this turn.
Don't worry.
Don't worry about the HV, it actually doesn't matter.
Like no cap, it doesn't matter.
I just go like chain probably and I just what are the highest odds to hit
I mean it's probably it's probably like the the executioner board because it's one two three
345 not really I mean if I get AP I can just play already that as well
All right, and then I just start drinking that's
I was always playing AP and I have rod belts here.
And I just want to warm up.
I'm gonna keep it flexible.
And you really can't go wrong with Revo.
I'm just going rod on carousel.
Rod on carousel and I just keep it flexible to every comp in the game.
And GG.
And GG.
Bro, this Twitch, these guys at Twitch are legit shameless.
They added these fucking tier 2 subs to send gifts to bait people into the fucking tier
2.
Bro, what the fuck is the difference between a tier 2 and a tier 3 and a tier 1?
There's legit no diff.
The only thing is you have to pay two times more money, or three times more money, or...
just look look at my spot it's looking like a GG whatever I get from this up
future focus I'll just play I get three four-cost champions and eight gold J
What?
Can they do this though?
Hmmm...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Expedition. Expedition Gensu-Slam. Oh, is he playing G-Gun? Expedition G-Gun? Well, that sounds kind of good, actually.
I'm just saying, it's the tournament on Friday.
I just want you guys to tune in on Friday.
You are about to see another fucking nuke drop.
It's just the K3 fucking classic.
You're about to see a fucking nuke get dropped again, and you just sit there, and then...
Okay, listen, I'm gonna call it right now.
After I drop the fucking Nuke this Friday...
After I drop the Nuke this Friday, I don't want anyone to say that fucking...
That latter means a thing.
After this nuke gets fucking dropped...
Nah, just wait.
Just fucking wait.
Just fucking wait.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh...
I mean, Xena's way better than this one.
But I do lose the, uh...
Ooh.
Xemo 2, Nunu 2.
Quad Chain.
They said the T1 has a lost whisper at least. Is that good? They casted again. Ow.
Oh, we're all dead, okay.
Ah, I mean these 100 of them T1, T2, fucking Rune 2, man.
You are lower LP than someone from Advanced Flood Squad's bootcamp, Robin.
that doesn't matter you you're telling me I'm not dropping the fat fucking
Nuke this Friday. Be honest. Then Nuke will be dropped. Alright.
What a beautiful dream.
Here, both here were rog.
ROG.
Shoujin, Rabidon. Player on bow.
I don't even have a gargoyle component.
What?
What?
Don't AP carry? How?
Oh, I have a lily, I should put it inside. I should put it in here.
I put some dumbass already in this game. I have no gargoyle.
I don't have a Reforger.
I mean, should I just say fuck it, I mean, if I try to play for fun, I just keep spreading
roots.
But Sleven's kind of good here.
I can go like, even in old games.
Where are you at?
Something good.
What should I do?
Roller Blackthorne.
I mean, Loki, I can just play Blackthorne, I already have this, but I don't need
to go back and play.
Brawler, Blackthorne. I mean, Loki, I can just play Blackthorne. I already have this, but I need to go back and hold the Veigar.
And then, is there any Brawler I can play? I mean, I can play Wreckside instead of Veigar. And then I get Brawler plus one as well.
Alright, I mean, except I need a Garboyle. And I just don't play Spellweaver.
Also is this over there?
And I need a voice out but I also need a gargoyle.
I don't even know what's worth keeping the brawler but I feel like it's hard to connect
I'm not going to play Rek'Sai anyway.
I mean, if you play Bagar, it's fine.
Alright.
Your Rick?
Malfight?
Zyra?
Soraka?
They could play Lillia as well.
Mew Mew.
Little Stick.
Zyra.
One Managen.
I'm sure this is better than me.
I just get the HP whole ward, that's pretty good.
20 at a level, I'm gonna go over there.
you don't need a blue, you need set four walls
I don't get it I I'm not I don't get it all right sure all right
That's a little tier, but I actually need a chain or a cloak, or I think I'm screwed.
I mean I just don't have anti-MR, is that okay?
No anti-MR, no anti-MR, G.E.
Okay, honestly, is it?
I mean, I need to finish the Void Sab, I am stupid as fuck man.
It's like a bro. I have I'm so I can just go to duo tank and just eat the the the lily up and
Then and then and then like no gargoyle Loki is fine
Like it's actually looking fine
I'm stupid and I'm screwed
I didn't go for Blackthorne.
I mean the bonuses, it doesn't even benefit anything, but...
I'll just sell this Recon.
I'll buy those.
I'm pretty sure you can Blackthorne and Lillia as well,
but it's not as good as a Mulu because you probably want to sell...
All right.
Oh, god.
Have I played mouth fight?
I would have to eat something real.
I could eat like Ornn 2 and give HP.
I mean probably it's stronger, honestly.
Like Malfight over Lilia, eat Ornn 2, but then I give HP to, if I do this, there's
no damage, 1 point, no, no, no, I'm pretty sure this gives me Amp.
Or no.
2 mana gem, 14 mana. Bro, it's fine. This ward is actually fine.
I mean, if I had another 2-star Tata to feed, maybe I could keep the stone bar tree.
Alright, I lost. Also great, there's a fucking ballerine player.
Also, he has fucking 4 Rengar...
Great, man. And I lose my tree. Alright, well...
I mean, I guess I don't have to play this little stick,
I don't have a V-bar.
Little sick.
I'm pretty sure there's a way to play...
Do I just ditch the spellweavers now?
Yes.
And then I just move the items to the Malphite.
Okay, I'll go with it.
Belt belt chain, glove chain, chain cloak.
Is this human vanguard?
What the fuck do I play then?
I'll just put items on this and I already have anti heal, warmog's glove chain, play
around bow belt, warmog's glove chain.
He was probably overforged.
Actually, it's fine.
I had to overforge before I did, though.
I'll just overforge this.
And what I get.
Oh, great.
No anti-MR.
I can't.
Four rolls.
I mean, I guess I have Spark now.
I guess I have sport now
I don't want all the blood!
Let me make myself crystal clear.
Snarce!
What a beautiful dream is life.
Magic! Coming at you!
What?!
I'm gonna go get my peace!
Random set? Random edge reel?
I don't even have fiddle to I'm sucking I cannot I cannot
roller blackboard shogun rabbit on morello and void no voidsap I can't
Just FF. Just FF. Just FF.
No Malfight. No Moo Moo.
Just that fast. One Zyra. Okay, at least I'm getting hit by two. This is my...
Hog Champ.
Okay, well, I might as well just use this on this, he said it's like zero value, double
I don't have a voice staff against Cargoyal Deepwark and he just ascended on my ass.
I don't have a voice staff.
Wait?
Wait?
I'm last pick man. Oh, not wait
It's gone
Oh, thank God, thank God. Oh my gosh, I got the point staff
Except the Malfight won.
And Gini!
I don't even know what the fuck...
Oh, I'll allow it!
JG is good.
JG is good on S I'm sure anyway.
Don't worry.
I'll allow it.
Okay, also, not only is it good, I'm like certain it's missed by the way, so like, I-
people that are just like, Jg on Execution, question mark?
If you just look at every fucking Executioner set, it's just all Jg and IE.
It's too much crit damage.
Alright, and...
Little bro only knows one comp.
I mean, wasn't this actually a low roll again?
I mean, I should have sold out one lilio way back in stage 3.
But...
Okay.
Another charm.
Pause chip?
Pause chip?
This guy is looking very fucking strong.
Actually, I didn't know that I would remind you, he's everyone.
Can someone kill this Nilly before my entire board's dead? Thank you.
Alright.
I'm not that stupid. I will buy the Zyra, man. If I miss the Zyra, then I deserve to go dead 30th, but like, come on, man.
It's great, automatic component, you got me again, right?
I don't want to go...
Okay I need Tyra too, I don't think I have enough damage right now.
Shogun Void Rabbidons, Shogun Void GG, I mean Void Morello on this is probably better.
And I'll Shogun this, and I'll get to this.
I don't know, every time I put Voidstaff on...
Every time I put Voidstaff on Soraka, I feel like my Void sucks.
But I don't know.
Like, do you have Void and Morello? How do you distribute them?
Like, what's the distribution here?
like I swear whenever my my my void morillo was not on this like I feel like
this is fine yes like this is allowed
click charm no man no
but I do think if you don't have void
My Soraka is actually actually killed a lot I mean it's too bad my my parry board is dead.
Actually I got that that's pretty good.
Oh ho ho!
Holy shit!
I can't!
All right
And I'm in over traffic turn and
Brawler gargoyle whatever it's called the warbong gargoyle steadfast ginsu void moral. I'm dork one
Level for ten and two
I got it in a zero, he's playing a zeroer or?
Blackthorne a zeroer.
Oh he's Causix 3, Blackthorne Causix 3?
What the fuck?
Hello?
Help!
Help!
I lost a fucking a zero reroll.
I can go Nashors and I can also go Shogun.
Dango, Natures, JG, Ravadons, Shoujin, Ginsu.
G.
Bro, I'm starting to think Soraka is actually good.
I'm looking at the Soraka damage.
This unit is a fucking demon.
I thought this unit was ass.
Like, it's like, like, yes, Zyra did more damage, but it's more so it kills the
fucking tank.
Zyrus is sitting and tickling all the idiots.
I mean, I can't.
I can't.
Because I can actually level that short.
Oh, hopefully I don't get charmed if...
I am gonna get 50 over by this.
All right, well hold on I'm not gonna charm gift that would be unfortunate. I mean I can level for tenon and an early and small weaver I
This guy is legit Dennis
World champ dad act
Wait, who's G proc oh it proc I need to kill this first wait
Bro, I'm gonna get charmed if, help!
Oh!
I bet.
Hey, would you look at that!
As soon as I stopped playing or hard-forcing a fellios,
EVERY SINGLE GAME!
I feel like this rolldown wasn't even good, by the way.
I'm just sitting here with nothing. It just does not matter.
Every single game. I'm fucking back and you know I'm back
bro
Just wait, why are you low-key good cuz I'm not ass
It's my line selection is ass if you so if you select the wrong line on 2-1
No matter what you do you're gonna look like trash because it's just your common ass
It's like you're trying to run in the swimming pool like bro. What the fuck is that supposed to do?
All right, whatever York to rex I choose I've been that bad
I mean no one's going fucking brawl on this thing I'm telling you that
Oh, it operated on a moomoo too.
That's what it did.
One more ult.
I can't!
I mean it's not actually that good, like I would swap items but I have Gargoyle said
fast.
Like I could go like Murillo on this.
I mean I don't have a Mugu in so I actually probably want Murillo.
I could go Gensu Shoujin Void and then Murillo on here.
But I probably want...
Two circling first?
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck happened?
There's no way this guy actually... Maybe he just hit Ashe too?
I mean it's a loon better, I mean I have three executioner, one, two...
Hmm... can't sell this...
And GD.
Alright, that's pretty good.
I'm sure that I deserve the clone fight here.
Is this real?
I'm fighting real!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
My gargoyle is in the middle of f**k nowhere.
Oh wait, I killed his, oh I killed his Nidalee!
Wait?
He has ascension?
Why?
What?
He threw my...
He has ascension?
If I thought clone into my real clone in my real and I thought real real I
Cannot
All right, I play
Can I click?
Just look.
Executioner's third, yee, noble, out of my ass, second.
Ophelios second, but I hydrold out of my ass, and then I chose a dog to drain it and I almost
went eat this game, but that's fine.
Executioner's third, Executioner's first.
I mean this is Soraka Ezreal fucking dude, don't play that shit.
Aphelios bought 4, Aphelios bought 4, Aphelios bought 4 and AP Flex, Aphelios 4th Executioner's
don't even, like I fucking stupid ass already simmer duo.
I mean Kale this is just a bad beat.
I had Talisman instead of Flicker or Wixend.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm playing this game.
And Aphelios 4th and I mean honestly like these fists are actually not even
bad.
I say these are bad bought boards, but I feel like this is my board's not even that bad.
Like, I feel like this being a fid is already a win.
And Executioner's top 4, and Affiliate's top 4, and Yi first, and Executioner's top 4.
So what happens when I just only play Affiliate's from the god spots?
Oh! A back! The nuke is getting dropped tomorrow!
Oh wait, it's not even tomorrow. Wait, when is this tournament? Friday?
All right, let's actually ask real quick.
Let's remind everyone who is the best America's TNT player for set 17.
Let's see what this says.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
And...
How?
How?
I qualified the world six times.
No!
No!
How? I qualified the world six times!
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm out! No, I'm fucking out! How? What?
No, no, no, this fucking chat GBT draining the fucking oceans for what, man?
What a fucking joke.
Alright.
All right, all right, all right.