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TOURNAMENT IN 3 DAYS :| aight, actually playing or im tier prestivent !boxboxbootcamp
09-02-2026 · 12h 37m
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Hello?
So, bro still diamond, no I'm not, man, like bro, no, no, no.
So why don't I play yours with something else from mine?
I'm gonna have to do something for you, I'm gonna have to play some mom of me
I mean I need to go to momma beak for tempo and then if I naturally two more copies
I'm hiding down to this rerolling.
Bro.
This, this straight guy is fucking amazing.
Uh, okay, if I have Glove Belt, am I just being guard breaker player on Glove?
Like, bro.
Is that good?
Not really.
What the fuck.
Also, how do I play... I mean, I probably never played Rookies in the game.
I'm gonna show that I play this.
I'm not gonna sell this.
I mean, if I drop this for Kale, this is my board.
what the fuck is my front line hello bro Frank what can you get the fuck off
my board I'm serious like bro like you're so fucking annoying man like
you're actually just fucking annoying I don't even know what I don't even know
I don't even know his fucking username.
He has to type first.
Alright, Frank, can you type so I can ban you?
Hello?
After three...
Alright, well, hopefully I don't lose.
Or I'm screwed.
The momma beak.
Momma beak re-roll.
I mean, I could also just use the meek of a temple and then just I'm out.
This guy...
Oooooooooooooh?
Oh! I'm gonna high roll, I didn't fight him. Alright, bet.
Why do you never play double up? Who the fuck is playing double up, man?
Which, uh, Skade is just running ring to you, he's still stuck and dying it.
I, yeah, I don't know.
Double up.
Guardbreaker glove.
Juggernaut.
Your Rick
Chargebreaker
Glove juggernaut your Rick
Okay
That's I
I mean, I could actually go cracking... I mean, don't I actually have to go cracking because
I need to save this glove for IE and I just been caught me out.
You didn't text your mom we took enemies, she got scared and thought she'd lost her.
Oh, fuck!
I forgot!
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, and get this, I was in the middle of a TNT game and eating
chicks away and she called me, but then I didn't pick up, so I think I worried her even more.
Oh, flaw, oh, flaw, I mean I go Kraken, go for IE, and then I just play towards the
Bellios and then uh... and then what?
So this guy is the cringest motherfucker in No Demand.
Like, no cap.
I don't really understand.
Like, I don't know how this Riot Games company is fucking...
Alright, I'm actually just gonna go find this fucking...
I don't understand that.
I don't know what's fucking... I don't know what's Twitch.
Alright.
She will go to fight me, I made any progress, went to the gym and came back and saw the graduate's still there and started to worry.
Ah.
Uh, I mean I do need a BS sword, but I mean, 2-star 4 cost, is that good?
You start 4 costs? Is that good? Nope.
Knorr's bench? Is that good? Not really.
And Twin Guardians. I can't.
Uh...
Okay.
I mean, I'm just playing Aphelios. I just need one BS sword.
Also, I should probably get Twin Guardians to a colleague.
Vy2, Yi2, 40 gold. He didn't roll a single time. He did not roll a single time. How, man?
Wait, can't I play Reroll, Hecarim, and MamaBeak? Or no? Actually, doesn't MamaBeak actually
I eat or not I eat like I can reroll hecarim hecarim mama beak for vanguard
I mean it doesn't even sound bad but deep I've not even had this minus whatever
I'm old being a temporary health potion oh yeah yesterday at like 4 a.m. I drove
go to my parents' house, open their door, walk into the bedroom, pick up Emmy from the
ground, and just left.
And then, uh, oh yeah, so I think that's why, uh, my mom was worried, bad, I can't.
And then just didn't say anything. Yeah, and then I didn't say anything and then my parents got worried because they thought they'd lost
They lost at me. Oh, shit. I'm not a very good son
Badge
At least I'm about to hit masters though
Don't worry, I'll let him know he took it. Yeah, then I forgot. Break Mo 2000. Alright,
flash dead, break Mo 2000. Alright, God bless you. Dead anim? Alright, yeah, alright. Jesus
That's correct, man.
Alright, BF...
Actually, the JIT has to go IE, if I have the Guard Breaker.
He's right.
And I just don't play Xayah, I don't play the Falking Owl.
Alright.
I can also play Aphelios Nidalee in this game.
Uhh...
Wait, in Aphelios Nidalee?
Uh, what?
What upgrade do you go?
Is this still the execute because it's just out of league?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's why I'm asking.
Don't tell him!
How about the press event in Aphelios,
literally what uh what upgrade do you go can you tell me
can you tell me
oh no it all not as less
which one's turtle what's that one
I don't even like you know what they think you do the charm that's just like
That's like oh get tiger for this comment. What the fuck does that even mean? Like no one I know what fucking knows what you're talking about
Get tiger for one round like fuck you man
Turtle is 4% healing every four seconds is that good?
I isn't the attack you just straight up better
I mean, I mean, now that I've missed you too, I actually don't need more.
I don't need that much gold.
I mean, I guess I can just front line the shit.
I mean I could just play what's it called plus what's it called.
I just sold the
A hundred fifty seven games in top left in top left dot dot dot question mark basic you you trash you were fucking ass, but all right I
All right.
All right.
Oh my god, these fucking pure two subs I can't.
Where's the cog meow?
I don't have last whistle.
I mean I have last whisper but can I even make last whisper if I make last whisper
then I'm stuck with BF chain and I don't have a single front line item I can't
I didn't I didn't hold the I didn't hold the fucking something the least I can't
Okay, is this a momma dee 3 game, and I just saved a dee go?
My frontline is very, very bad.
I mean, okay, let me see if I hit momma dee, but I really don't want to make last whisperer.
Bro, I'm pretty sure I just make a lot of this for anyway, like, and then I can just put the Zyra over the fucking cong now.
But then my items are, uh, I mean, I could make a steadfast heart, but I also just play on VFJ.
I'm gonna make a steadfast heart, I guess.
Lilia 2, 2, 0, 1, 4, 1, well played, man, you are the fucking girls.
I should turn it and roll on 4-3.
Am I 4-3ing it then?
Am I 4-3ing?
Sword overflow, invest it.
Oh, it sort of almost pretty good.
I mean, if I go GA, GA, DB, DB, I mean, if I go, what's it called, I mean, it's probably
the DB, DB, DB Kraken, Last Whisper, Guard, IEDB.
Okay, I mean, no IE if it was this one, and then I just IE the Bramble back, and then
How come I don't have a single frontline item?
I have a personal zestern.
How come I don't have a single frontline item?
Andy's holding a phylios. Well played, man.
These guys, it's actually unreal.
Fucking losers, man.
I don't get it.
Why not call to chaos?
You should be level 880 gold.
What?
I'm playing Aphelios, but I don't think you can be involved in it.
Why not?
BBGA Starax, okay, I surely can't make a GA when I already have six items, six items, and I have zero.
I don't have a single frontline item. Not one, by the way.
Legit zero. Zero. Legit zero.
Zero frontline items.
fuck I'm just gonna go for 3-3
I mean I'm one-off that's pretty good man
I have a plus one I guess
this is my board
This is my board. Zero Sentinel. Zero Sentinel, one off of whatever the fuck this is, three.
Okay, if I have these items on me... I cannot! I cannot! I mean if I- I'm one off, like that's
That's pretty good, right?
Do I already have that energy?
Probably, yeah.
I'm at one off, that's pretty good.
All right, all right, show me the good news.
I have one front line item.
I have a chain vest, that's it, chain vest.
Chain vest, that's it.
That's it.
Mmm, can I even make anti-heal here?
I'm pretty sure I have to play Zyra because I'm playing Mama V3, and if that's the case...
...how they sent it all?
Your margin game 3% stacking capacity.
One old TV!
I cannot.
I cannot.
Yeetery, just look at my frontline, I have a steadfast heart, that's it.
A fucking steadfast heart.
How is that allowed?
I'm BS working to make Staraq it's fine Staraq for online it is what it is
Oh my
I mean that's pretty good that's pretty good
I should have put the rebel back in there.
Alright well, now what?
Oh nice, what a surprise, you still holding the phylios on bench.
Nice one man.
Oh yeah, it should be TV and then I crack in his Helios.
I mean, isn't it going to be pretty actually good?
This is pretty solid.
He's looking like he's doing some good damage.
5k, same damage as the Helios.
I definitely did not do anything to him. In fact, he's a fan of me.
He's just in my chat and just typing away anyway.
Alright, DB, Guard, IE, there's my ult stealing event, last is for DB, a Kraken, alright and
now a BS sword, alright well it's probably going to be Starak, plus uh, plus uh, ooooh
Oh.
Oh.
I mean, I can TG and no Gumbly.
I can go, I mean, I can't go Shojinji.
What?
Where?
What?
No chain?
Uh, what?
I can't.
I mean, if I tg this, it's basically frontline, yes?
And then I'll just gumbly Zyra and then swap it to this one and hit 2 star.
Like, it's fine.
I mean, once I hit 6-1, if I make it to 6-1, don't I actually win this game?
Low D.
I don't have a combat charm.
I don't want to call my car.
My momma beak did the same damage as my...
Yeah.
Oh, Morello!
Wait!
Oh, Morello!
Wait!
Oh, Morello!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
wait roll for charm oh bf rod yeah I mean my items are fine I just need her
front line and glove glove the belt belt I mean I go belt was not really
feel this oh actually no I can report to this and then glove chain glove bf rod
rod chain and I've bf felt the rod chain stirrack rod chain stirrack then I
then how do I get... I drop this carry item?
Nah, whatever.
Am I trying on this side?
Wait?
I'm just playing for placement.
My double nine is a...
is a fuckin' movie.
Two gears.
Alright.
Alright.
You're strongest at...
all right I'll just teach you this I mean it's unpargable all right now what
You gotta check M1 when it's 3-1 after this, what happens?
Why does that look so strong?
I mean, I'm about to fucking gig a spike, is all I'm gonna say.
Cause I'm about to get, I'm about to get 3 tank items.
And then I'm back.
Random Wisp WTF.
Oh wait, it's Abandoned Ship.
Oh wait, what was her board?
She was playing Kailhree for a holy fuck.
I can't.
I mean, that has to be unfortunate.
But I mean, if it were any other spot, it was actually good.
But uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, uh, roll once for Charm.
I mean, do I want to roll for Charm?
I mean, I'm probably guaranteed third anyway, and I'm just going to try to play for win.
Oh, who am I playing against?
Alright.
Alright.
I'm sure they're gonna beat a stupid ass fucking Nimbly one, right?
Yes?
Uh, what happened to my front line?
Oh.
Hey, Bet!
Alright.
How is this guy still streaking?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
It taints your plug. I mean, I don't really want to roll more.
Alright. Do I just level 4?
Improve each effect by...
something, something.
I can just level for 3-7 or low key.
JG.
I can't even see who I'm fighting.
Nice one, right?
Oh, I'm probably typing down a guy.
Alright.
Well, is that strong?
Uh, GA Titans, Radiant DV, QSS.
What the fuck is this Radiant DV damaged?
My unit just got one autoed.
Is DV good?
I mean my unit just got straight up one autoed.
He had, he had Yi too.
Level 6 Yi too.
by two full streak
i'm not actually
i was a second year
Like heck around the front line.
Heck around the front line.
I don't know.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Oh, so you run here from TNT Boost.
Maybe you're shooting at TNT again.
Something, something, something, something.
Guys, no one, no real player thinks I'm a fucking diamond player.
Not a single, competent player.
I actually saw, I was scrolling Twitter and then I didn't even know they were doing this because I echoed his message.
He asked me to do like some like ballot for like TPC players.
Oh my god, COE, TPC player.
And?
How do I, how do I full screen this without signing in? I don't know how to sign in.
I mean I can't even zoom in.
And?
I don't know how they put me at 5th place when I'm currently 190 games diamond.
But like, bro, I didn't even fill this out by the way.
I give like, this is actually pretty good too, this is like the people that give 9s,
I give Dish soap a 9, I give Wasion a 9, I give Setsuko a 9, I give Darth a 9, I give
me a nine, I can't be Lea nine, and then I think I give like eight, eight, eight, eight,
seven. Like if I were to fill out the ballot, I would have went, I never give, like I have
not given anyone a 10 ever, like legit ever. I think I gave Wayshawn a 10 when he won
like three fucking cups in a row. That's the only time I gave someone a 10. All right,
So 99999998888787.58, I don't really know, 767675556456,
4, 4, 4, 4, honestly I probably give Pecan's like almost a 6, like a 5, like a 5.5, 4, 4,
I don't give anyone like a 2 or a 1 either because I feel bad.
And then Jukyu, honestly I'm pretty sure Jukyu is like a 6, I don't know how Jukyu is 3.73,
that is actually crazy.
And then, and then I mean like, 4, like isn't Jukyu actually good?
So like, wait, I don't get it.
Frozen every logitech, I mean, I already banned them from my chat, I mean, I don't know,
it just held my units like a loser, so, I mean, it is what it is.
What can I do?
Riot games.
Like, look, watch.
Ready?
Watch.
I mute them in game?
Doesn't do anything.
Like, how?
like how like I like bro no this company like I don't understand how it I
wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't even mute the chat
wait can I play some Camilla Collie re-roll is that a comp wait what's what's
the Camilla Collie board
all right let me go to touch that tool or not
where's this board it's not it's not on the what okay well it's not on the
fucking website what I saw we should play this yesterday to any
Okay, okay, what's the board for me I find that one worthy
All right, whatever I'm gonna play the game I
Hmmmmmmmmm....
Akali, Aatrox, Malchai, Kate, Gingrich...
Ahhh...
Bro, my fang was already good...
Like, isn't this actually the spot to play it?
Or are these learnings?
In this comp?
Yeah, fuck it!
Oh. Okay. What's the board? Can someone help me? I don't even know the board!
I mean, okay. What's mandatory is GA, yes? Like, no GA is FF or not.
I.E. I'm pretty sure if you don't have GA you can just legit open leave the game.
No cap.
Okay.
Okay, tie this up to the stats, explore Camille 3, Akali 3.
Oh, this average is not looking very good.
I mean, it's probably Ornn. I'm guessing it's Ornn. Ornn Shen.
Okay, it says...
Where's GA? Is GA good on seeing it?
Edge of night. Oh, it's giga negative legit giga negative
uh
oh
The owner not or okay, Leona
Not or
But why Leona do you play solar you play three solar oh you oh you player on three solar oh
Oh
Okay
And then uh, which uh, okay, so I'll call us use my three use my three solar. Yes, Leona three cameo three a colleague three
There's three
You paid Veris three we start Camille a calling the owner of rock-on and various why I just sold the various I
Just sold my various excuse me
Okay, well I'm down to kill
You are so ass and you are so ass bro. Oh
All right, Akali, Leona, Rakan, and Sejuani Varus rock up to like 1, 2, 3, 4.
Wait, what if there's a, um, what if there's a KO player in the lobby and I'm just testing them for fun?
And then now I'm Zefe.
No, there's not, alright.
Alright.
I mean, I would go GA, but I think...
Okay, nice, okay, okay.
Like, I mean, Ieha just way too fucking, like, it's way too different entirely of, like, uh, like, yeah.
I was like, who the fuck cares? I'm just gonna watch out for everyone in G.
Alright, so Varus, Rokon, Akali, Leona, Rokon, Varus, and then you play Sejuani Kale.
Eventually, Sejuani Kale.
And then and then and then and then I mean it's sad that you carry a colleague is this true I
Don't think you played recall. I mean don't know you need three starters ass the juggernaut
You got one shot you got fucking one shot my heart right you got fucking one shot I came
I mean, I have early learnings.
No Ornn, so you play...
Am I supposed to play Ornn then?
I mean, I know Shen too.
Is that good?
I'm not already lost.
Well, I mean, I need 5 for 3 stars though.
I could have...
Well I mean I need five three stars though.
What?
Question mark.
Question mark.
I have a total of zero games to set and I can tell this is a fat eight.
No it's not. Bro.
it's early learnings man calm down calm down all right five three stars and then
you just you get the five solar in and then it's just a fucking I just run
around and watch out the entire board and then it's just GG and then it's just
GG
and then it's just GG yep all right I mean I have five cameo two various three
whatever the fuck one leona that's pretty good
all right
see another leona pug chain the pug chain
one two three four five six seven
wait i don't play wait i don't play a doctor wait what
Well, I don't get it something's not looking right
What one cause in refuel the mice a holy low kilo I don't have I don't have five slots
I mean, I could just solo 50 then.
So I can maximize the chances of field of mice.
I don't know why I'm holding this shit.
Alright, I guess I'll just solo 50 then.
For field of mice?
Fuck no, I'm not doing that!
Why don't I actually dig on 4 odds?
I'm putting all five four cause one cause
The fuck you mean
Okay, okay, okay. I'm good. It's not even good. I don't want to hold the shit and GD. All right. That's pretty good
All right
Yeah, I'm looking at my spot this looks like a fucking eight
an uncontested eave what the fuck am i what am i playing i mean salvage bin
magic roll jewelld lotus i mean items are i am that's pretty good all right
what i get though i might as well as q assessor now okay now i play five
5-1 cost, yes. What kind of- what's a 1 cost I can play?
Rock on. No synergy rock on. I cannot.
Alright.
I have Rod Belt, Glove Cloak, BF Glove, Cure Glove.
Alright, well I have the mice.
I'm pretty sure if I don't hit this augment, I'm screwed.
Like I need to hit this augment, yes?
This unit needs a GA man.
This is horrendous.
I have early learnings, relax, feel the mice.
And that's how I'll just slow down 50.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's pretty rare because I had a game where I was legit at like 90 gold and I did like 10 charms.
I did 10 charms and I still didn't see it.
How?
10 charms and I didn't see it. Also, you can only see it once.
So it's like, if I don't see it here, it's fine.
I can just see it by the end of the stage.
No problem. No problem.
J Rengar, a pub champ.
You need to roll for it, you are not guaranteed it.
Yes! I will be rolling for it above 50!
Great, the chain is gone, now what?
I mean, you can't go wrong with Sword, I guess.
Bugjam.
I'm definitely making an even trout.
Uh, don't cloak.
Yeah, the early learnings has to be broken.
Like, I mean, early learnings in this column, like, it actually has to be broken.
Kidi, kill the mice!
Uh, full item.
I mean it doesn't matter, it's just gonna be salvaged anyway.
You guys just pick your component.
Uh, BF Cloak.
I mean I'll just put on this for now, who cares.
Alright.
Don't worry, I'll roll for Field of Mice next turn.
Can you- can you see it on 4-1 or not?
Is he stupid?
I'm stupid?
what what happened yes okay well I pretty sure I'm like all right well if I
don't have to the mice this turn oh yeah I'm down just dig it only click that
one this turn because I don't even want I don't even want to see it on for one
because but by then the game's already over also how come I have three Leonas
if you mean 3-1 to 4-1 3-1 to 4-1
alright
I'll roll the 30.
GG!
I mean, I'm not taking past 30, also am I even close to the fucking four stars?
Resource I mean not around like it bro. Okay, if you hit feel the mice isn't your spot actually good
I don't get it. I mean I you would still hit it on for one. So it's like it. I mean, I'm not digging past
I'm 30 man. I'm refusing. All right
All right, I'm one off two off one off two off
By five off
Five off four off honestly actually found a lot of copies. That's pretty good
All right, well I have five one cost you'll be there for what man I
Mean after hit my board with with early learnings don't I just watch on everyone?
probably
This couple of straight-ass problem. No, it's not ass. It's not ass
It is not ass
All right, rod belt glove cloak
Tear glove BF glove BF cloak. All right, where the fuck are the chain vest? I have zero chain vest
Zero chain vest zero not one
Zero chain vest zero
They're the mice
What role duty I'm not thinking more than this man. No, I can't
I don't know what the fuck my items are going to be
All right BF
GA QSS IE and then I have morello. Oh, I mean it's probably even drought. It's a my whole I mean look what I'm fighting
Who cares no cloak?
broad chain and then a tear glove
Now what?
Now what? My items are ass.
Crown Guard Redemption?
QSS play-off of Rod?
QSS play-off of Rod.
Q-Cl-Glo-Belt?
Tier Rod? Tier- Okay, yeah, okay.
Alright.
Alright, well...
I'm looking at my board? I cannot!
I cannot!
I mean, I'm not.
Uh, what are my items looking like?
I mean, three tank items and a QSS.
I don't know, whatever.
I can't even sell you motherfucker. I can't even...
Alright, QSS... I put it on the bar. It's fine, it's fine. I put it on the wrong unit.
I put it on the bar. It's fine. Alright, now what? I'm one off, two off, and then
I also have to level the 7th. Okay, am I not actually about to win out? I'm pretty
I'm pretty sure I'm about to win out... or not... 41... huh? No?
Okay, I mean I need to still level for solar.
And I also don't have defender in.
Is there, what is this, defender?
I don't have a fucking- I have a fucking- I have a- a raw caught on my board, but I can't roll anymore.
Glove cloak.
Alright, how's it looking?
I mean, what the fuck is this guy playing?
What the fuck am I looking at?
I just need...
3. Why are there so many 5-costs on this character? Is this right? Yeah, there's legit every 5-cost
in the game. Is this like a 5-cost character? What the fuck is this? Alright. Alright.
All right, I mean, I've already muted him. You can't do anything man. This guy's just a fucking loser.
Like, no, like, I'm not, like, whatever man. It is what it is.
Where? It's just fucking rock on. I mean, I can play Defender over this one now.
Bob-Champ, man. I mean, that lights up one of my shops, though. I can't.
I seek only the strongest.
How many removes do I have? One more. I mean, GA, IE.
And then if I go...
I'm just going to stop sparking here for now, whatever.
Rod cloak.
Alright, well, after I hit Rod Con, am I back?
No, I, okay, no, after I hit Recon, guys, listen, after I hit Recon and I level for
five solar, or three solar, my board is about to gig a spike.
It's about to fucking gig a spike.
legit giga spike
also why the fuck am I going rock on three? Oh, Juggernaut?
ohhhh
I mean I have to
I mean if I don't hit it this hurts
How? How? This is my last turn and then I also have to level the 7. How? I have
every 3 star 1 cost in the game.
I'm pretty sure I leveled for 3 solo, my board is actually good.
Except I can't find this rock on 3.
Like I just leveled for rock on 3, my board is actually insane.
shielding and magic damage by something 18% as 15 80% convert 40% on the bonus
values a true image like it's actually insane and then I move items to fucking
rock on as well but uh yeah I mean that's weird cuz I feel like I will
and I still don't have it nice man all right I can level next turn and I don't
necessarily regardless if 36 32 to level what is this solar and rapid fire I mean
I mean I can just reforge. I can go Titan's. Does that do anything? Yeah, fuck it. I just
I mean next round I'm about to win out. Oh
The win out is coming
The win out is coming. Oh
It's coming I
Have early learnings 40 AD 40 AP whole board. Oh
GG. Oh
GG. Oh
No, it's actually over
I'm not a bad guy.
J!
No, it's actually over, bro!
I am legit Thanos!
Am I not Thanos right now?
No, no, no!
I'm actually strong as fuck!
No.
No. Really? My board is insane! Five solar? My items are good. I have even shroud, GA.
Why does it look like my colleague's dead? I almost lost the fucking Rengar to...
The closet's too, man!
I don't know what to do with it.
What the fuck?
Wait, am I actually weak?
I have early learnings.
44 AD AP whole board.
A Rengar 3, Tristana 3, 5, 3, Simran 2, Bay Plus 2, my even shroud is fucking dead.
I
I mean
This this comp I think I got tricked
This calm is fucking dog shit. I
I got tricked.
I mean, it's not even on- it's not even on time to start tools, so I- I don't really know who- or- or that- the- the- the- the- the- the Academy.
So I don't even know who tricked me other than myself.
Who said this card was good? No one.
I don't know what to do with this.
I
I
Bro like that game no no that shit no
The thing is, I saw Wazion play it yesterday to like the 7th, but I should have known because
I beat him with Brambleback 1.
I beat him with Brambleback 1, a Philius 1.
I should have fucking known.
I should have known that it's complete ass.
T-Motory? T-Motory game?
T-Motory?
if you win the next player combat game to gold I mean I don't really want to
levels a thing
okay
uh...
Is there a, I'm gonna go avoid staff and then I'm gonna go up to play around and I'm gonna
do a chain of cloak on Karazal.
Alright, and then I'll just play AP Flux and would you look at that, when I play
a real compensator to guarantee top 4, what a damn surprise, instead this one's not
even that good.
Not that it's not that good, it's legit terrible.
Yeah.
Alright.
This guy's spot looks very good.
He's about to have Elderwood Adaptive Void Sunfire like bro.
I didn't find a single unit to play.
I'm there as a Camille if I want to play uh, I definitely need to hold this
I guess I don't have to hold this and I can hold this but I might as well just play
Alright, I have Glove Belt, Shogun Void Glove Belt, 25-70, please gas, please gas, alright.
25, okay.
Okay.
You- everything you'll hit challenges it- yes, man, bro.
My scores playing any real comp is legit in the twos.
The old- like my only eighths are when I'm legit just fucking dodge it trolling, man.
Like I- who the fuck is busted out Camille LaColly Reroll in a real game?
Like, bro, that shit is ass!
Wait, is this not a Teemo Reroll game?
I've just seen this.
Teemo re-roll?
Well, I'm pretty sure it's actually good from this spot. I just need to figure out what my dual carry is.
Now that I have two Teemo's, two Rammus. Wait, this guy has a- oh no, he's not actually playing it though.
Oh, please kill this first.
Oh wait, okay.
Okay.
Oh, I just got a mushroom!
Wait, what'd I get?
2 EXP, that is fucking useless.
Alright.
It's not even that useless.
Okay, let's see.
There's also a T13 and Ramester here's the base.
And then, uh, Spryken.
Let me see the Spryken.
Let's see.
I mean, is Abramus too, is that good?
Not really.
Alright, what's the last sprite that I play?
Probably Degard, right?
That's what I played last time.
I won with this comp, but I think I had a plus one.
If I won a plus one, I had.
But I for sure had a plus one.
I'll pop the belt for front line
I'm ideally I can strike in my my my this but I have no fucking problem whatsoever
All right, so I build off of this so I probably need to win boker's
ABCD
Well, I already made a void staff so why would I play
And then I play a vanguard
Alright, what are some good vanguard that I can re-roll, let's see, vanguard.
I mean, any of these three doesn't really matter which one.
But then don't want more, I could also just play Cognal, but add one to your win streak,
that is not working.
I mean I could also just push for, I could also just push for uh, executioners.
But I'm pretty sure if I natural like two more Teemo's, I'm just gonna play some Teemo
we roll.
There's a lease there, so I won't be going for a lease, I should be probably sold.
I'm fucking broke. I got a mushroom, really? Also, how come the mushrooms, like the foraging
isn't universal? Like, why do you have to click the exact team that farm you the mushroom
Just keep the fucking big counter
I got one titanel. I mean that's pretty good
Why play when TFT bad now TFT is not bad you're bad
This is actually the best set that they printed in a long-ass time. It's just complete dog shit in terms of like
Bugs and like and whatever, but the trade web is the shit legit the best thing they printed in a minute
No, okay
I got nothing and I don't run like
2 star 1 cause champions
I mean maybe I just play randomly block the farm
Oh, I played the game.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to reforge the bow because I'm probably just pretty honestly.
Don't even have the arena I paid for.
Yes, man.
The fucking seven dollars that I bought a mushroom. I got a roll.
Oh, another mushroom. I got two EXP.
Punch it.
Bro, Teemo's cool as fuck, man.
Okay
I mean I have one roll
The lowest champ, like, are there any 1 cost in my shop?
I mean, I can go like Vaegar 3, great, man, minus whatever the fuck.
Also, I have Belt chain, I need to save the chain.
Let me see if I can get something this turn.
I mean, I could go 12 Belt, Sheldon, Guard, JD.
I mean, I need to save the chain for sure.
Okay, am I just pivoting to- I mean, I don't think I'm reaching up to pivot to, uh, to, uh,
to an alpha, which is a problem.
But I'm also like, not in a good enough spot.
I can't really come run over right now, though.
Also, who the fuck do I even Voidstaff in this comp?
I mean, I could also just reroll the Voidstaff and just play Cogmaw.
And this is just my board.
Why don't I just do that?
And I just re-roll the voids out for, but like, not really because...
Okay, if there's a Malphite on Carousel, I'm out.
I'm out of here.
But if there's no Malphite, I'm not out of here.
Oh, mushroom!
2 EXP.
I mean, if Teemo just keeps on barring the EXP, I can get out.
I mean, if Teemo unit is for sure broken though.
He does so much damage.
I am with you once you bought it. I will do it again.
Loki, I'm going Rammus. Like no gap.
It's also a T-Mote. But I'm going Rammus from this.
I can just go Rammus and just stop out. I mean, it's kind of the same shit.
I go Rammus and then yeah, I think I'll be picking the fuck off this garbage
All right
And just play towards the mouth like except this time just got a mouth fight. Is that fine? I think it's playing all fights ever
What I get what I get what I get
What the fuck I bet I'm in
All right well I'm out of it, all right I'm out, all right I should probably save the
a glove or TV and then just build.
All right.
It said I broke his fuck, man.
I have to get to this board.
I can't
Is it not?
Is it? I mean, but the thing is, Rammus 2 is like pretty tanky. So I can just stay on this Rammus for a long time.
Also, I need to be sparkling my primary naturally.
What does this do? Heal?
What does this do? Is it AP?
What the fuck is this healing doing?
I have Shogun JG Rabbanon.
Don't think I need more AP.
I don't even have a it's dead you got one I got fish bones
like I was gonna say Ken is fucking broken because my frontline is unkillable
it my carry got fish bones okay I'm not so I don't even look that bad anymore
what is this what the fuck oh oh oh oh oh oh I know I forgot about this one
volunteers all right I'm kind of got to save a tier cuz I'm gonna build my
do a carry but I also not really cuz I kind of want to go one TG and then get
I am fucked. I am officially fucked. Alright. I am not taking that. I have zero gold. Legit
I think it's just a good item I mean let's just cause it's okay I mean I don't know what's
on this dude he was 25% it's 300 HP 20 armor 20 MR and I just do this and then
I'll just literally this or now whatever and now I don't really want and then I
just I just go for GA GA Witsen plus one 40 okay so I sat I have to stop to
this guy's playing
I need execution, I need a Yorick, what's my, okay, one more turn is probably not a
rule.
I have to stack one more.
I need to reforge the glove though, because if I have a retrain, I won't show it in.
But this spot is look very shit.
It is look very shit.
Ascension.
I don't really need more items.
But stats is like kind of good.
I mean I don't really want ascension either.
I mean I guess ascension, I mean I actually don't need more items.
I'm gonna have three of them, three of them, three of them.
It's not this or that.
I don't know, I'll send you there soon.
Soraka, what is that, spryken plus?
Okay, I need a BS sword for GA, and then I need a tier item.
So BF and a tier item, yes?
And I'm gonna have three item, three item, three item.
And GG, and GG.
I'm going to move items too well, what's the problem?
Alright, last round is not really...
Alright, BS sword.
This side is zero gold.
If this is his board.
This side is true zero with this board.
I fucking can't.
and I lost but I mean like I'm level fucking seven with a team of one
Gary like it oh I did have four machines my interval is perfect but I
mean I'm sending an answer for sure I just look at my items
Excuse me.
I will open their eyes.
I will open their eyes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I mean, I didn't go JG Nashor 2s as well.
Oh my god.
I don't even have...
I have 0 Zyra, 0 Soraka, or 0 Malfi, 0 Lilia.
Oh my god. I am fucking broke.
My front line is a Rammus.
A fucking Rammus.
Hello?
The what?
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Yeah.
Oh no, it's okay.
It's kind of warm in my room because my door is closed.
Alright, can you look at my board real quick?
See what's going on over here?
Just look at my board, just take a look.
Just take a look.
Take a fucking look.
I have a lune too, is that good?
I mean, I need manage out on this idiot.
What is this, 10 AS?
And then robinons or jg? I mean, I'm no crit with it.
Alright, jg, and then I need a GA still.
Alright, also I need to get a boomeruin.
Bro, this unit doesn't do anything, man.
Hey legit doesn't do anything I need front line to support this idiot but how
many front line units do I have zero zero I mean I could hold these I mean I
I mean, I'm fucking a moomoo, that's it, a moomoo.
I still don't have- oh my fucking god.
Another cannon.
A lily-ah.
Am I playing for the fender? I mean I have to play this.
I mean can I, do I have to play Ivern?
Look at my board, I can't even afford it.
I can't even afford it.
I need a fucking GA here.
I mean I guess I'll go this.
And I need a GA still.
I mean I imagine I'm pretty close but I'm pretty sure I need double mana so I go GA and I need double no
Because if I go double mana, I don't think it'll kill them more
Okay, that didn't even kill us from behind
This alone unit is pissing me I guess I have ascension
Oh. Okay.
Okay.
BS-Ord? A GA? A BS-Ord GA?
Lillia-Paired? No BS-Ord, no problem.
Okay, I mean I could go JG Lich Fane here, and then I just go for one cast, and I go GA Ken in front line. Alright, yeah, I'm in.
I could also roll Lich Fane, and Wits-No!
I mean this is just 10 AS. Like, whatever. I might as well just go for the one trouble board.
Alright, you out of the loon. If you don't catch me, I'll not be.
Now I'm gonna play this close to, uh, uh, okay, GA? GA? GA? GA? GA? How?
Alright, fuck with GA I guess.
okay I mean I'm a mouth bite is that good I mean I didn't drop it this I don't
know what is this two defender Vanguard I'm not putting off another all right
mana potion HP potion crown guard
HP potion and GG and GG all right
Hopefully this frontline can sustain this Aluni.
And?
And?
Wait, what?
GD! GD!
I can't!
I mean that's pretty, I just need some front line, I have no front line!
Lilia 2?
I don't even know, I mean do I have a BS sword? I do, but that's my only BS sword on my Shojin.
This is Defender plus, I mean I can play it over, I can play Fiddlesticks over this at 2 star.
Like the moment I have two sort of this, I just play this over this.
Two sort of Lillia, and then it gives me two Flora I guess.
Is that good?
And then this is Anti-Heal.
I think my backline is about to get Morgana.
He has a Zonius as well, so I lose for sure.
Honestly, this is a fifth?
I'll take it man.
Just look at my board.
Just look at my fucking board.
All right
This is my board
And wait wait wait one more
GD GD I can't
I don't know, my friend is too bad though, like...
This can in two do anything?
Kind of.
I don't even know if I want to sell my fucking Rammus to a spellweaver, does that do anything?
I mean Fort of the Talus is alright I guess.
Alright and now you can't hit, so let's just look my fucking back then.
That doesn't one shot that doesn't one shot the fucking pass you I have a
Ascension, Rabidon, JG, and it can't watch that.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Like, what the fuck?
How? How?
Oh, my.
Rabidon's JG?
With Ascension, can't one-shot a fucking dumbass Casio peel backline?
Bro, nah, that's some rage bait.
It's spread across the board? Oh, really? Oh, that's how it works? Okay, well, I mean,
in my defense, that's not fucking intuitive. Like, bro, I'm not reading a fucking, the
ability, I'm gonna just eye test that shit, man. Like, when I see a big meteor, if a
meteor drops on Earth, it doesn't split across every single fucking human. It just
One shot's everything man.
Like what the fuck is this?
There's no way.
There's no way it's nothing that's good.
Like it's, yes thank you.
He's right.
Like yes.
It's not like the fucking billions of people can just share the fucking the impact.
It's just a one shot.
The Cassiopeia is no different.
But let me read this unit.
It says...
Wait units?
How do I set 18 info units?
The moon.
Uh, Rain 9, moon charts split among the 3 nearest enemies dealing something something
magic in each.
If the moon is full, instead of crashing onto the board dealing 2350, 3600 magic in each,
split among all enemies.
What the fuck?
No wonder primary loom fucking sucks.
What the fuck? I did not know that.
Wait, did you guys know that?
It's split up.
What the fuck?
Who's a good boy?
Yes.
No, thank you.
There are some nodes.
Yes, it's... I feel like it is not...
It's not...
Honestly, no.
Thank you, Nithy868.
Thank you for being honest.
I'll move. I'll move.
It's already so split damage? I have no idea. Don't know. Don't care. I can't. I actually
can not believe that game was a fucking port I thought I was doing the most
uncontested giga eat
You know the number one rage rate if you just keep doing this.
I'm getting mad at myself doing that shit.
Anyways, wait what?
Bro I'm fucking stupid man.
Wait what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean, this is the real deal because but I'm
I don't even know if I want to level here, I feel like my board, I would have to make a natural tooth and do I even want to make a natural tooth? Not really.
I mean after winning this round I'm probably going to level and if it's fight dip I'm just going to make natural tooth for them.
Well actually never mind, I think I lost. My board is complete ass.
I'm just gonna throw it there.
The boss guy!
Nah, that cannot be his fucking nickname.
Who let this guy in a high elo lobby?
You got me, Pressurant. Oh, not Pressurant. It's time to go. You got me.
Alright, am I just 5 loss then?
Oh, my board is ass.
Maybe I can farm a Shroom Water 5 loss.
I have one opportunity for the shroom here, alright well if I have bow belt cloak, I mean
I'm pretty sure I just go chain, no that's like I feel like chain is like too shit, like
Okay, I have Bow Belt. I could go Rod. I could go Tier.
I could go Rod or Tier.
Rod or Tier.
If you lose and kill one, at least one enemy, gain 40 of feet.
I mean, I could probably kill one.
I mean, I feel like I can kill one.
What do I play if I want to kill one?
No, but then I lose the Econ and it's a good risk.
I don't even know if I can kill one.
My board, this board of colleagues.
I have both Belt Cloak.
Both Belt Cloak.
Blossom, IE, both.
Probably 20 gold and silver.
All right, I just go tear or rod
All right, rod or tear tear rod rod tear tear rod rod tear
Which was better tear rod rod here
Tears on a 2 cost, rods on a 2 cost.
I think tears are more flexible in the AD side.
Whereas Rod is more elastic.
I feel like Rod is better for Executioner.
You technically only need, I guess I have a bow so it's probably a tear.
Is that going to just go Voidstaff and the next tier is just Managen?
Okay, honestly, that's fine.
Alright.
And I can flash AD.
Alright, that's what people were playing.
Last Whisper.
Teemo 3.
Last Whisper, Teemo 3.
IE into Sivir.
Shogun brought some AP shit.
Executioners with a Sunfire Glove.
uh, Coven with Val, Redvalve, probably playing towards some AD, I mean, these bows, and then some AD mine.
Okay, there's a lot of AD.
Alright, so I'm just either Executioner, I'm just, I'm probably just AP.
Alright.
Also, how is, um, how is Ari in this patch?
in this patch. I feel like Auri is actually good. What's your ADP from the spot? Actually,
it's pretty good. I'm like Rich's fault. I'm pretty sure this Auri is legit OP. I mean,
everyone says she's past, but I feel like she's actually like fine. I feel like the
Auri boards that I load up against do like fine. They for sure do fine. I'm just saying
And I won with R already earlier, I mean I can also play Yi, but I want tier.
I do have a Rengar.
of
the
and come in the same in the game. I'm not going to help. I'll play this for sure, I'm
I
Both your bulk look both your bulk look
Both your bulk look
Rod both your bulk look rod
Another cloak in the BS word, I mean if I go shodan first
Fine, cover me.
Uh, I mean, who else kind of fighting?
I might beat anyone if I slam everything.
Loki.
I mean, he opens...
I feel like I can actually win some rounds.
Uh, I mean, if I go adaptive...
Let's go Shoujin.
That guy's a set.
I mean, is it always Shoujin?
I mean, I'm not killing shit.
Like, it's Shoujin not setting me to turn anything.
Maybe I get, like, what's it called?
Spreadin' Roots GG.
Spreadin' Roots GG.
I mean, Shoujin.
I have bow, belt, I have shoujin, nashir, half gargoyle, and I lowkey I can go spark as well, and then gargoyle, but then my front line item is a spark. No thanks.
Alright. Also if I like sunfires in front line, how do I not like spark? Let me read this item.
verticality epoch replication. I can publicate tier chain uplink tier, shoujin void.
Did you see that? I saw a big grabback behind me. Does that mean there's a big grabback
behind this? No.
Big grabback I'm seeing. No.
Oh shit, I probably shouldn't have taken this shit then.
Oh shit, I thought there was a big crowd.
Oh fuck.
Alright, well that's not good.
Alright, well GG, I'm fucked.
I mean, if this spot is fine to play executioners, then it's always fine to play executioners.
Because I think my spot right here is a very shit.
Like an un-unconsisted ape.
I mean I can also go like Shoujin, I mean isn't this actually supposed to be an Aori
spot?
Void Morello, and then Shogen Ari, but I can also go chain, I mean I guess I'll just see what I did.
They actually have the Void Morello, which is pretty good.
Like Void Morello on Morgana, but I guess executioners is better with the uplink.
kill one more or gg? one more bucket? and gg. and gg. and i just like. i can probably catch
Alright, chain with, uh, what's it called on Ferris on fullback?
Okay.
I think he, it looks like he's going for chain.
No!
Ahaha!
GG!
There's an Amumu, but it has a glum on it.
Is that good?
Amumu with glum?
if okay if I don't have guard Goyal like don't I actually have to play my
lot of this game on it
guard breaker
I mean I don't want to slam anything like if I go guard breaker I mean it's probably
always GG regardless though I mean I guess if I'm playing Morgana it's more
I guess I'll just see.
I mean if I don't get gargoyle I have to play, but I don't want to just, I said I should
play one.
Move, glow.
And belt, cloak, cloak, belt, cloak, cloak, I mean I did buy the EXP charm so 4-1 is
perfect interval so that's the good news for once for and I guess both sides and
also flex arie I'm pretty sure I just commit to institutions like what the
fuck am I playing 84 out of 85 I cannot I cannot that's what's pretty good I have
two fiddle stick and a mooboo a York entire dead backline that's fine I don't
think I would even flex arie this game though I'm pretty sure it's just always
I'm gonna switch to lane 1 because if I get chain it's kind of dulls frontline in front of frontline
I guess it could make JD but then it's also set fast but I probably will double barrow over set fast
Alright, I'm 2 lives and Loki is fine
I'm not gonna have 4 permanent intervals, so it's 36 and I have 2 free rolls, so I'm
only like 50 gold on 4-1, and hopefully my items kinda face itself.
Unless I'm getting like a slight catch, I'm like 10 gold probably.
When does the wings start next turn?
Another...
I fucking can't.
I fucking can't
That's fine, I was just gonna treat you anyways. This is a free component, that's pretty good.
Shogun, Executioner, Void, Shogun, Warmogs, Deep Law, I mean am I just making what's-it-called?
I mean, in case I miss, I'll just do this.
I'm going to mash up the portal red buff.
Okay.
I can, I can send the bow for...
Alright, well, I don't have a...
I mean, I have five rolls, that's pretty good.
Five free rolls here, and then...
I don't have Kennen.
Is that a problem?
They were grabbing for Econ to hit.
Group hug, Pandora's items.
I'm actually thinking of the hand process.
I'm actually carrot.
Is that good?
Little too. I'm out of rolls.
Okay, and then now I don't have a I don't have a dude
But that's fine because I just go red buff also, let me shoujin gg
Both I don't even want to hold this honestly. I mean I guess I can
I have a declaw against all AD.
Excuse me?
I mean that's a lot of gold.
I have quickstreak so if I can winstreak this stage, if I can winstreak, okay I should probably
by other people's if I go win streak this stage I can just go nine and then GG also do I care
I'm pretty sure I should go for red buff anyway.
Given that I don't have a cannon.
Unless it's a cannon.
I don't care.
I have a D-claw again bro.
I should have scouted before making this D-claw.
There's so much.
Actually that's not even true.
There's three of these.
30s, but his default is really bad in this matchup because I should be able to win
always
I don't want a 6-3 that's pretty good
Why do I always see nothing but whatever I fucking see what's going on there the fucking bulls on one cost
I fucking refuse to go, because I'm hitting Kennen this game.
I'm not building no fucking...
Is Soraka actually good?
I could go Shogun, Nashor, JG, Soraka, but I can also go Nashor, JG, and just put Shogun on Soraka.
Bro, I don't need no fucking anti-heal, man. Settle the fuck down.
I'm hitting the Kennen momentarily, man.
I mean I can make anti-heal right now okay I mean okay honestly I'm kind of
down because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose if I don't make anti-heal but I
wasn't gonna go for it like Morello Shojin Morello GS Shojin bow glove no I
I don't care. No don't care. Don't care.
Bro, no man. Like my board is too good. My board is too good.
All right, I will see you at night.
Bro, if I don't make it to a fucking, if I don't make it to a cannon, it is what it is. It is what it is.
I don't fucking need an anti-heal button.
Start carrying with auto-assign? I don't even have a tariff.
I have quick streaks so it looks like I'm poor, but look how fast I'm speedrunning to 50 gold.
And then I can just open sell RE2 high-tease.
Also, why does my game feel so laggy?
What is this? Excuse me?
Am I about a blue screen?
Wazion said Quickstreet is dog shit. No he fucking did it man.
I- it's- it's Decal again man!
Where are the eight- I mean I just fought an AP matchup and it was the most 100-zero thing I've ever seen in my life.
It's literally just killing my entire ward for fun, man.
I can't.
I can't!
60 to the level, it's 56 next turn.
I mean, technically I could just open cell already. It's already even doing anything? 108.
I mean, I could just level up extra house and get guaranteed.
Any old loon is already better.
And I just find a 10 in.
For my game is so laggy.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't even... is this actually good for this slot?
Like double EP?
I mean probably.
I don't even know if this stats the...
Okay, our movement 2 is coven?
Does this work if you pair it like this?
What is this new?
Armor and MR.
Why does it look like my Zyra is already dead?
Excuse me?
Where is this dog-ass cannon? I cannot.
Excuse me?
I mean, I'm just playing... I have to play this because I don't have cannon and it doesn't
spread... this doesn't spread anti-heal at all. Also, I'm a fucking... I have a D-claw
in this matchup.
Oh, okay.
At least I have a move to, though.
So my opponent isn't just dying soon.
Alright.
Alright.
Excuse me? A cannon?
One cannon? GG!
So is Anti-O a lot less than someone out of this inferno?
No. I mean, you always send Anti-O.
It's just in my spot, like, it was three out of fucking 10 Soraka, and I really had Soraka too, so it's like, kinda fine.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Where is this fucking 10 in, man?
How?
One cannon, one cannon GG, four executioner, inferno armor plate, stupid as shen!
Cannon! Cannon! Cannon!
Also, wait, AD, AD, AD, AP, AD, AP.
And this guy was AD, AD, dead.
Okay, I need to get this D-call to fuck off my E.
I'm one life. I don't have a cannon. I'm one life. Also my game is fucking 60 frames
and I'm getting overstimulated.
Kenan won't solve shit!
Kenan is so OP!
He's fucking broken!
He is legitimately broken!
Mmm, I mean there's Brawlove, I have- I have Shen.
He is broken!
He is broken!
He is fucking broken.
I have no charm by the way.
Surely I can hit 10 because I bought this, okay thank you.
I mean I think I still want to eat.
Also, who am I fighting this or this, I mean I guess I can wait.
and I still would rather keep you a moomoo honestly
but maybe it's not worth
but then if I do that then
I'm gonna almost put this here
alright let me see, because I have an item for the duty
alright
WHAT?!
I
How
Guys, guys, you guys are shit talking to me, yes, yes, just wait, just wait, you know what,
Let's actually go, hold on, YouTube's CETFT.
I, what's this YouTube channel?
Just wait, ready?
I don't even know where,
CETFT rolled down YouTube.
Give me one second.
Give me one second, everybody.
Ooh, all right, ready?
Wait?
Who's in fifth place at Diamond 4-0 OP HARD STUCK?
They pulled every TPC player and they ranked me on average 5th place.
See?
Show some fucking respect.
See?
You're gonna be dead last after the turning.
No I will not.
I'm going to be dropping a fucking nuke.
Just wait man, just wait.
Setzi is higher than you will, yeah.
He's also 3 times my LP.
I am Diamond 3 and he is 700 LP.
And 3x the weight, that's not even sure.
I guarantee you, whatever Setsuko weighs,
you add like 40 pounds to that,
and I'm probably hit that weight.
Bro, Setsuko isn't even fat.
He's just short.
Well, he's not even that short. I mean, what is he, a 5'9"?
Oh man, and then as soon as you call 5'9 short, which is like, I'm pretty sure it's like a legit average in U.S.,
All the fucking the the six one idiots are just like
Five nine is five nine short five nine is tall
Like bro, oh, we get it bro. You're six feet tall relax like bro. Jesus Christ, man. No one fucking cares
All right, love
It's like every time I say six feet is objectively just tall, like they're a question mark?
Six feet is not cool! I'm six three!
Hehehehe!
Oh my god!
You are a fucking loser is what you are!
Like it, congrats man! You're six three and a fucking loser!
Also...
Okay, wait guys, I have to run ads because it's gonna, I have to run ads after that game.
Now if I don't run ads here, it's gonna run maybe.
All right, sorry.
All right.
Ah, I don't get it.
Do I have a karma?
No.
Is this another bot war?
My board stocks.
My board legit stocks.
Here's Love.
Rod Love here.
Frontline Foundation item extraction.
I don't know if I'm doing it right, I don't know if I'm lying.
Uh, can I play brawler without E?
Probably.
I think I'm pretty bad for you.
I mean if I lose this round, I'm out.
Surely this round can't lose.
Isn't my board legit Thanos?
for this round.
Bro, I'm not playing Yi with these items, man.
I have Yi with these items, bro, come on.
Rod Gloves here, I just have to bust out
fucking Gensuji out of my ass.
Look at, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But my board is a two-star Rek'Sai,
a two-star Rokon, a two-star Varus,
two brawlers, two raptor fighters, two things.
Like, I don't even understand how I'm supposed to lose.
Like, yes, JG and Varus is not good,
but I mean it's fine.
And I need to, like, I mean, cool.
Also, isn't this one like a guarantee top 4 already?
As long as I just use my gold.
Uhhhhhhh Vanguard.
I mean I could Trio level for, I mean nah, like I feel like Trio leveling, like I Trio
level with the JG Varus. I mean I could play this. I guess I'm not sure what it was about.
Eh. And I just play like 4 Brawler Flex. Shen 2 with the Kraken backline, so we basically
have the same backline, except he has a Shen 2 frontline. But I think Varus 2, even with
the worst item is better than Xayah 1 surely. But it's probably just way better in mind.
And I lost. And I lost. And it's tracking stacked. And my fun is ass. And I meet. And
I aggro onto this. And I'm screwed. And I won. And I lost. And I won. Alright. Alright.
Alright, then broad club tier, the champion's getting a 150 shield.
I mean now I can level for Vi, after winning that one, and I make 10, I mean Vi's actually
good.
He would probably just jam some fire on my ass, so I'm probably going to lose to him.
And I probably lose to this guy as well.
All right, I mean I didn't fight one of these guys, so that's pretty good.
All right, now I'm just thinking of throwing that shurin.
I'll allow it.
I'm gonna fall off really soon
It is a game force it buddy for just because you have brawler plus one doesn't even have to play
Why don't you just why can't you just play literally anything
Guys, I don't know who the fuck spread this misinformation that some fire is gigabug
The only bug is that you don't get the initial take it's not every who the fuck came up with this every four second shit
You even got sets go and dish so fucking fooled
And then a writer literally came to my chat and goes, bro, that's not even the fucking bug.
And it was just like a fucking community consensus that everybody thought like, how does that even happen?
Wasn't it one of those two that spread it?
Oh, oh, I mean, I guess that's how it happens.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna spread some misinformation then.
The loudest in the room strikes again with fake news.
Holy shit, Frankie Doodle is back.
Yeah, the Lillia.
Is that good?
Master Yi?
The Lillia?
Brawler plus one defender.
I have Shoujin.
Is there anyone I can use Shoujin?
I mean this is Vanguard.
I have Brawler Yi with Shoujin Jiji.
I don't even know.
I mean, I can show you GG-cause-ics.
I mean, it's probably better than playing stupid-ass Varus.
And I'll just play a random-ass AD on my board.
Alright, if I lose this round, I'll just use GG.
Alright, what am I playing this game?
I mean, I just play Brawler Frontline, and I just flex.
I have this brawler plus one like legit won me the game because I had JG play
around tier but I had no frontline and it just gave me a two-star fucking
Wrexite and Brawler plus one and now my front line is good and my back line is fine G.G.
G.G.
Is already Brawler that bad? No it's fine.
I mean, I don't know, I don't think I'm that good, though.
I'd rather not play RA if I don't have to.
The Master Yi. The Juggernaut.
Uh, I couldn't go at one cost right now. And then, so why am I trying to say Yi?
Why does my game just feel like it's karma fucking two frames?
Like, what is my FPS at right now?
Does this look like chopping to you or am I just completely tripping?
Does anyone ever just look at the top left and start chuckling, sets go, look, stand up,
look down, take off your pants, and you're gonna start chopping through yourself as well.
Quick fucking bitchin' at me.
Fuck you.
Alright.
Wait, what?
Alright.
Wait, what?
I mean, I didn't say that.
S.L.W.E.W.E.R.
S.L.W.E.W.E.R.
How do you know how small it is?
Ah, I mean, eh.
I have a Veigar, I have a Belt Chain Glove, I can go Guard Break or Play around Chain,
pass random Wisp.
Bro, this gives me the fucking advantage if, what I get?
This War Player Helping 2 Bones.
I'm going to go guard breaker, playoff chain, finish 3 item, there you are, sacks, I'm idiot.
What am I sacking for?
I'm going to use 150 HP whole ward but then I lose vage art damage.
Is that what I was saying?
I gained 175 HP from my frontline but then I lose vage art.
I feel like that's fine.
Why does this guy look kind of strong?
Does it even matter if Eryus cleans, fixes his issue?
This is even worse. I'm pretty sure it was just...
No, no, you got it. I'm fucking out with him.
What is this...
This sound, man.
Also, he has a 3-animal right here I lost.
I can't play in full screen. I never play in full screen.
I legit never play in full screen and I can't because then I can't tap out.
URF, booster pack, chain, and then go brawler plus one and then I can begin elderwood plus one.
Elderwood plus one brawler plus one.
Group hug with this brawler front line. Ever since I take group hug recently, it just doesn't feel like it does anything.
I got Aphelios, Ezreal, Alistar.
I mean, I can play vertical...
4 Brawler frontline, and I did Brawler this.
I'm pretty sure I just got weaker.
Okay, I mean I found an Ezreal, that's pretty good.
What am I even playing?
Does anyone know what I'm playing this game?
Oh, am I just playing Exeggerturners?
Kha'Zix's Elderwood Flex. Is that good? Ever? Okay, yesterday? Okay, yesterday me and
Sivir were watching Wazion and he had Elderwood plus 2 and he played Soraka Ezreal.
He hit his entire board, Triple Combat, and he's just sitting there like, how am I
losing every single round? And this guy goes first message, yeah, you
clicked the Elderwood unit so unfortunately you moved. And he did it, like
usually he like times out the back seaters, but he didn't even time
I'm out like what the fuck I mean I mean yeah like his board actually look good
Juggernaut is there a juggernaut in here I have a little vanguard
Why would I pay to over the shit
Let's see, I mean am I just playing?
What problem is there?
I mean I could just play Malphite if I get a cloak.
But I'm honestly like I can flex like any front line
Why not play by two we were caught here time worth the gold like it might be like slightly stronger
But it's not worth making a vibe to it's nine gold on my board
When I feel like no fight is going to be a my-to-death.
Like a Brexite is 0 plus 1.
Okay, I mean if I get Gargoyle...
I'm gonna try to play towards Malphite if I can I don't even have a horn on my board
I could just stack a rexite but then I could stack like rexite is zero and then I just
Can't you go like Brexite, Azir, 3 Elderwood, Sack, the stupid ass life bloom for 175
each week for my entire board?
That actually sounds pretty good.
And then I just play Azir, Soraka, Ezreal.
But then I find Malphite.
Then why don't I just play Malphite?
He's right.
Just call this kind of a beast.
Fuck.
He's right.
This car is kind of a beast.
Fuck.
WTF 5.6.
Okay, isn't this actually causing Elderwood Flex?
I mean, he has Executioner and the Spellweaver.
Executioner and Spellweaver, and he can just hold my items from now.
That's not a real call.
Wait, really?
And then I just go 9?
I mean, it actually looks pretty good to me.
I mean, I actually have two upgrades.
I somehow made it to 2.
I've essayed you should've answered the Weemer.
Please jump here, jump here man please.
No...
No...
Okay...
Okay...
No...
Okay...
Get the fuck out the way!
Oh!
Wait, I mean I lost anyway so there's a...
This guy is a fucking Rengor of 2-Ginson QSS. Great man.
Bye to-This is a-This is a bye to-
I mean the causes of that spell we were in execution, so why don't I just play...
I have bow, tear, belt, vf, cloak.
If I go shoujin, shoujin even try to play off of bow and I actually flex, or I can just play towards
Malphite and keep it super simple and just make like a fucking dumbass Storak.
If I go Adaptive, Adaptive, Storak, play off of both, and just finish three front-end items.
Yeah, fuck it.
I click this when he's playing Rival.
Gee, gee.
If I hit Nar, I don't think I'm even good enough to make the transition, though.
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to just play this and do I just play like a set or a plug
instead of a moon
Then I have to build and deal I got one mold one mold I can just keep a seat. I can just keep causing something for as well
Okay, am I just saying fuck I'm going 9?
Bro!
I mean I'm not cooking that shit.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go 9 then.
Hopefully I'm not dead.
Elder Dragon, Yorg 2, Dianna 2, Mama Beak 2.
Elder Dragon 2, did that do anything?
It's not even Elder Dragon 2, it's an Elder Dragon 1.
a forceful weaver, a forceful weaver, can I just end with cauldrons on my board?
I mean it actually isn't Elderwood, it actually isn't Eldercauld's flex, I'm just going to
use that, and then I starex my, but then I need Blast Whisperer, okay, don't I actually
have to play cauldron on board, I'm going to have AP and AP, I mean I could play
this with Vanguard with Hecarim. Where's Hecarim? Drop, drop. Oh, my game feels so laggy, man.
I think I'm gonna be sagging to one life and just be dead. I'm looking at my spot.
What do I have?
I have Shogun, Guard, GG, Shogun, Guard, GG, Starak, and that is useless.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I can play Hecarim plus 1.
Like, drop, drop for Hecarim plus Diana.
And I'll just keep this for H3, 2 brawler, and I'll put the 4 brawler if I hit gnar, and
I just play this for skullweaver, 2 skullweaver, but if I hit a loon, then I play 4 skullweaver,
with little loon belongs.
Of course! Of fucking course! You got me again Riot, like bro, it's behind the fucking...
Also, my FPS is zero! It's legit zero!
I didn't kill a single unit. Now I'm looking at these boards, let's say I go 9 and I roll all my gold.
I think I'm demoted. I think I'm demoted. I feel like I go 9- oh, it called me out.
I go 9 here, I roll all my gold. I don't think I'm ever beating this board, the moment he hits like RE2.
Who the fuck am I going to beat?
Okay, also, why is- what is wrong with my piece?
The bow is gone. I mean I can just wait and drink.
The uh...
The uh...
It is using 40% on my CPU. How is that even possible?
Genuine. How is that possible?
I don't play Elder Ward on my board. I just don't play anything.
That's five times. I mean I don't even want to upgrade that. I have Brawler plus one, Brawler
We're gonna have to play Kog'Maw and Ward eventually, and then Sack 2 here, probably never playing
Vaidar or never playing Rek'Sai.
I play like 2 Spogliers, but I don't even play a Loomis game.
Garboil on some idiot that I find, I'm about to lose to, I don't even know what
the fuck i'm even fighting against
62 level
It's not one more
Zyra whatever the fun this is
Arring two is arring two gnar
R, Frog, Raven is Raven, except how many times do you cast, too?
I mean, I have to play this, but this is useless, it's just, I've been never playing this, man.
I need to play Codemon Reborn, because I'm building a deal.
Okay, and am I ever playing, I mean, I'm probably just playing Ezreal Alistar and
I just put a loom, the caudix, the executioner.
Am I playing Soraka then? Am I going to hit Soraka this game? No.
I have 1 HP. I'm going 9.
I don't think anything I do fixes my board. I think I am unconfested giga A8.
Am I going to hit Soraka in the game? No. I can hit Kennen maybe.
Alright, I'm going to low now because I have no fucking idea what I'm going for.
Solar Lux.
The Moony Ezreal 2, Maokai, Taric. Can I play Taric? I have zero money. I play Alistar
4 plus 1. Buy Bow, Bow, Glove, Automata Component, Narr 2, Lunar Lux, Hogmattle 2.
i don't have a uh...
frontline unit
okay whatever the fuck this is
not playing ivern
this is my frontline
the eye is fine
i'm playing kog'Maw
children, guard, genie
adapted
this is my board
are we serious?
Like, what can I do?
Like, I mean, I can roll on 8 and just play Malfight in the bag.
Well, like let's say I go 9. What the fuck am I supposed to even play my board around with Kha'zix?
I'm Kha'zix's executioner with Ezreal's spellweaver, and then I go Guard IE, Shoujin, Red, JG.
So I should have done that. Like it should be... I mean, I have a brawler over here, though.
So if I go Shoujin, Red, IE, Guard, JG over here, then my frontline is an adaptive star.
I don't get it. Like, okay, listen.
Not at all! Like, not at all! Not at all! Not at all! Not at all! Not at all! Not at all! Not at all!
Like, I- like, I- tell me- tell me what I could even do, going 9, to cap my board here.
I- I feel like no matter what I do, I'm just 8. My spot is ass! Why the fuck would you ever go 9? I- I don't get it.
You win that if your 8pm was higher, ump? I have zero gold left! What do you want me to play?
I just buffed 50 gold out of my ass so I can roll it up to 30 times.
Like, what do you mean?
I mean, I just open sell the Blanc for 4 brawler cosics, but all the sets were gone because they all rolled on 8.
And then, okay, I mean, I just roll on 8.
Well, like, it wasn't a lot.
I mean, ideally, okay, let's say with my itemization, isn't it?
With my itemization, the ideal board, I mean, there's no way I had enough money for this shit.
My ideal board is Alistar and Naur, I had Ezreal, so it's Alistar and Naur, Ezreal for sure.
I mean, I need Set 2, I'm pretty sure. I think, I think I might have Set 2, my board's actually good.
Because I had Cosyx for Spellweaver, and so then I'm playing a little Blanc on my board.
so I just dropped Causics but then I'm playing Ezreal, Alistar, Narset. I mean I
just don't have a bolt. I can't. Set, Lightflume, Stonework, Tree, Tank, Set.
Ezreal and then I mean 1, 2, 3, 4 and then I mean I had Kennen. I hit a Kennen
and I hit a Lunar Lux but I wore the fuck up water. This is Lunar Lux, sorry.
And then I had one two three four five, but I mean I need set to I feel without set to I'm I think that's be a fucking
Alistar
And then I brought a cannon
And then I think I mean I hit an Ivern I guess does that do anything I guess
Like I run a moomoo Maokai, but then I
Zero money there's no I'm everything Maokai to all the moomoo's are gone because I went to fast night
No, the tech is you just roll on eight. I don't know why the fuck you would ever go past nine
When all of the legendaries aren't even tanks unless you just fucking you know by the time you go nine
All the fucking people rolling on eight probably found the tariff already
So this let's say this five terryks out of the pool. How do you hit tariff? You can't bro
I'm the motive, but this is not an actual devotion. This is not an actual devotion. It's not it's not an emotion
It does not matter. It does not matter just wait just wait
you start the game with seven eighths of a row and then you just realize how bad
the game is and then you just start fucking rolling on it like a human you
just win every game like if I just roll on eat that game it's not it's my spot
not good like really good I mean it's not good but I mean I'm definitely not
eight I would not say my spot was good. I don't even want to fucking make you ill.
I'm sitting on some good stuff.
He has sort of played around Xayah 2, and I have Xayah 2, bears, Akali, Karma paired,
Bukko paired, Krug never played, Trash, and... okay.
I mean, don't worry, I'm going to roll on 8, like a human starting now.
I knew I was 8 on 4-1 by the way, or not 4-1, like 4-2, 4-3, I knew I was 8.
I just looked at the board that I was fighting and I, I, I even if I rolled a hundred-fold on nine,
okay, no, if I rolled a hundred-fold on nine, I would be done for sure.
But I mean, like, before that though, like, I mean, I'm not even gonna, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
Loss some...
Faye.
I mean, I can make Faye plus one from the slot and I just, I just hard-force Faye Rengar.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Faye Rengar?
Are we in?
I mean, I can also clutter and play the game normally, but I haven't played a single game
of Ringard, and I kind of want to play a game of Ringard.
I'm kind of on the try, if this goes well.
I mean, I feel like my spot's pretty good though.
for favoring Mark
And then broad is half into as well
For just not a moment play Trist, but I mean I actually need Titan so if I'm playing favoring our primary
Like really cluttered I can't even I don't want to come with
I'm cluttered here. I can just clutter it into any board, and it's my spot not guaranteed
on board. It is. But I'm pretty sure Fei Rengar from the spot is also guaranteed on board.
And don't cat. And don't cat.
What even is the board for Faye Rangar?
Is it driven with a brawler?
It's Rangar plus Faye.
Rangar with Faye.
I'm going to reroll the Ramis. And then I'm definitely playing a, uh, a sprykin. A Ramis.
Ramis.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure if you take URF, when you use full open, because if you get
Once back, when you just straight up instantly win the game.
Probably.
You legitimately instantly win the game.
Because if you hit Sprite and Fade, it's just GG.
Alright.
Uh, alright, what else do I play?
Can someone help me?
I mean, I could have opened right now, but I already won the previous round.
I think Vice-Iver and then I just play Random Ass-Spraykin.
Maybe a team mode of farm some shrooms.
Do you want to farm some shrooms?
Is that good?
Hey, I was still D3, I see.
And Dr. Luzan, I can't.
Kabukko Nard plus Sprite, it's Kabuki!
Okay, well I don't even have Brawler on this board, is there a Spat? No.
No, no, no, please!
It's not on my side!
What the fuck?!
That was a ringar!
It's his gargoyle, it's his fucking gargoyle!
And it was a chain it had a half titans. Oh
my
You seem a lot happier than usual today, maybe this is a better email for you
Alright. Wait, Rengar, what the fuck?
Okay, if you don't have Strike-In plus one, is it Titan's GA or Titan's Gensu? Titan's Gensu, probably.
Titan's GA, Titan's Gensu? Titan's GA. Titan's Gensu?
They bring our items. It says Hunter. Okay, where's my Hunter flag. It says Hunter. It says it's G and Hunter.
Okay, it says Sterak's Titans is good. It says Hunter is good. Okay, okay, I don't have Hunter, man. Okay, hold on.
Okay, it says Ginsu Storak is good. QSS Titans, the fuck? GA, I mean it doesn't matter. Titans, GA, QSS, Ginsu, QSS, Titans Defender, Sterak's GA, Ginsu Titans, GA Titans.
Then the 2-star 2 cost.
Uh, I'm gonna screw it up, then.
I'm gonna just play around this mid game.
Is there a ravager anywhere?
What a beautiful dream is life.
Let's bay.
Is there a random enemy to the two star?
Is there a ravager?
Nope.
Alright, I'm gonna just play a similar game.
Alright, bow rod.
How important is Titans?
I mean it says it's not that important.
And I kinda wanna kill this rod.
So lovely when you do lightning.
Alright, can you not go ringard without ringard and you just play the old karma version?
Or is that... Oh he's not even telling you to get a run.
Uh, okay, Bintu... I mean, the Jig doesn't matter.
As long as I just finish three items, it should be good to go.
Yeah, what else is right is Crown Guard.
But, uh, yeah, I thought...
I'm at 4 faith.
I thought that you needed, um, I thought that you needed, um, Titans, but I guess not.
I guess there's a lot of AD and AP.
Okay, let's get some for sure.
It's probably just going to QSS this game.
But actually maybe I go Gargoyle plus one.
Rod, Rod, Cloak.
Okay, what does 4-Pay do?
Yeah, okay, I guess you get a lot of AD and AP, so that's probably why Titans is like
fine not to have your team's damage, healing and shielding attracts Pixies.
Each pixie grants fate champions attack damage and ability power, and after they fall below
50% out they heal for each pixie, and 4% heal after attracting 7 pixies start attracting
golden disease instead which all right all right go go
and then use rewrote ramus three
Uh... Wait, this doesn't even have Rengar on my board. Wait, what?
Wait, how is it vice-simmering again? Wait, I don't even have Rengar on my board. Wait, what?
Excuse me? This cannot be the board, then!
What the fuck is this?
I mean, portable forge, are there good or not? I mean, there has to be good or not.
There's like no way there's not good or not.
Silvermure Dawn with a Gensu. Are we fucking serious right now? Are we serious?
GG! GG! What the fuck?!
Wait, so what, wait, can someone tell me what the board is, then?
Do you just not play Vi?
No Rengar.
Okay, and I just face-hiver.
Okay, honestly, why don't I just play Rero Trist?
Okay, wait.
If you don't have...
Yeah, wait.
If you don't have ... Oh!
If I don't hit Sprite in plus one, why don't I just play ... Oh!
Why don't I just play the old board?
I mean also, I mean that's not even true. Like why don't I just not play Spryken?
Because I don't have items on Tristana and Spryken or Rengar doesn't even do anything.
I mean Rengar is pretty good and he's an extra unit for all.
And I just level for Spryken. I mean I feel that that's better than not playing Rengar.
because I feel like you're Stonoramis. I mean, that's the case. I mean, I have to go Bargoyle with...
I just have a cloak. I mean, I have to go Bargoyle, like she'll press.
But I'm pretty sure I should be trying to play Rangar, like this Rangar unit is the GOP. Also Gizgold.
And it's really good as Kraken or Orphane.
Uh, how do you make Kraken plus one?
I mean, if I hit Spat here, it's just instant GMA.
There's no Spat.
There's a Rengar with a BS sword, there's a Sivir with a bow, there's a Lillia with
a glove, does love do anything.
I mean Rengar with BF and it's a free Gumblade for Tristana and I'll just put Faye on Rengar and I just don't place Freikin.
And then if I hit Tristana, if I hit Tristana 3, then I'll place Freikin and I'm not close to Rengar, I'll just draw Rengar.
And now it's Rengar-Pair and then I can just roll.
Don't worry.
Alright, I need to start winning.
How many Faze do I have?
4 Pixies.
Alright.
Okay, I'm probably playing Trist 3.
Am I just not playing Rengar this game then?
Ohhhh.
It's going to go up for sure.
Another Trist, okay I'm going Trist 3 for sure.
Hey, did you know just from this room?
Are you from your fucking ESP shirts?
Gumbly. I mean yes, man. I'm playing what's it called?
I don't know more than this.
I guess it will play something.
I mean, I could also just not play but if I have Gumbly, there's no way I don't play Sprite again. Is there anything else I can drop?
I have to play for a one two three are locked and I have to play striking and don't play
I mean, I just don't play Vi, what the fuck is Juggermod doing?
My mango is just good, he holds me way better than some of the juicers at the front line.
Yeah, it's priming.
But it's like, it is what it is.
I'd rather have no primal than no ringmar.
I mean I have six Tristanas.
I could also just hit Tristana 3 and just push because I only have one Rambus.
They're called Meowth, the Tear, the Glove, Last Whisperer, or the Last Whisperer, Tear,
Cloak, they're on Glove.
Alright, I go Last Whisperer here, and then I have Tear, Cloak.
I'm in low key, I can start getting HP to this.
And then I just commit to playing Vi plus-
No.
No fuck no.
Alright, tier cloak play around-
Cloak for half QSS or Vargoyle.
Alright.
I mean I'm just gonna be- I'm playing Simmer Vi anyway.
There's no fucking way that's better than fucking execute on Simmer.
Six copies, trash.
But I just don't play Vi on- I don't- I just don't play Vi on stage, whatever.
I mean there's no one playing Vero Vanguard, and Rengar 3-3 is fucking broken, so...
Yeah, I mean if Malkai gets the 2-star, it's better than Primal for sure, but like,
but like bro it's not going to fuck with this door
Sword Smith is really fucking great
Alright GG, GG, GG
I can't
A GA, an IE
I mean I can IE plus something else
I can't use single things
I mean I need a lilya another ring bar I need a lilya
oh shit I'm back and then this allows me to drop this shit and I can play
fucking sewer on my board and then my front line is okay when I need a
when I need a Bram is to all ram's to beauty all right adaptive gie
ie adaptive cloak and fuck you fuck you fuck you and let's start making me
fun again all right I want IE on this but is it okay to go last whisper on
this I did not kill what the fuck happened what the fuck happened I mean
this is a similar to nearly two men and I don't have Tristana no if I have
Not Bramis 3, which I'm not going to hit this game.
GG.
If I don't hit chain here, I'm out.
chain here I'm out. I mean I can move last whisperer here eventually and then I
eat here and then go throw it in here I mean that's ideal. Is this close to
farming a fucking...
You fucking... Okay, thank you.
Can you move? Excuse me?
Form me gold right now, bro!
Oh, mushroom!
Okay, I'm actually about to win out, except I have three Rammus.
But I'm five Rengar, seven Tristana.
Uh, okay, I need- Oh?
Oh?
I also have no anti-heal.
And it's gone!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
Okay, I mean, it's fine.
Bow is half anti-heal, so it's going to be Gensu Gumbelid, i.e.
GA, Faid plus Bow,
except not really, I mean, Red buff, last wizard.
If I can somehow make it, if I can somehow make it to Rengar 3, Trist 3, it's actual GG.
36 HP though?
Wait, am I about to attract some golden bays?
No.
I mean, I could go 1, 2 item here.
I mean, I could also just last this for this.
I mean I feel like I have to go IE actually and just say the main carry, GA, FEI, INSU, Gumbwaid, IE and if it doesn't, I mean I could also just last us for this for guaranteed, but that sounds way better actually.
Alright let's do that. I have splitting items which I don't know if that's what I've been, but...
I feel like this has to take IE, you know what I mean?
And then I'm worried that, you know, like this would attack this and it's not even attacking this, it's without me.
Alright.
Ascension?
It's fine it's fine
If I hit
How did I have six Tristana's 50 gold again?
And now I have zero Tristana's again.
Who?
Do I beat?
Who do I beat?
I've got a mushroom.
No, no, no, it looks bad.
I'm telling you it looks bad.
Just fucking wait.
Oh my god, just wait man.
When I hit everything, I'm just going to win out, and it's just a GG.
I don't even want to see the charm.
Okay, I have six Rengar.
I'm going to move out of Solivia, so it's actually kind of fine.
I don't know why but I didn't see those fucking four goals.
That was four goals by the way.
Oh, can I actually go Rammus 3?
No.
I have Lillia too, so it's actually fine, Luki.
I...
have no anti-heal.
I have anti-heal.
But then I'm stuck with...
I refuse.
I don't need anti-heal, fuck you.
Don't care!
I refuse.
I'm not going fucking double last whisperer fuck you double last whisperer morillo. Are we serious?
I mean if I hit rainbow 3 and since I have Lillia 2 it's probably fine, alright I attracted
some goals and things. Okay one off. Another living god. GD! GD! GD! Bro no! I'm pretty sure
I win this game with the dude 3 man! I actually win! My board's good! Bro come on! Hello?
Oh no, no, no, no, come on, no, no, no, I mean he's mouth like one surely I mean he's
E2 or Trist 2 and the other Duke 2 so that can't be good for me.
But he's not way 1.
guys it is not faith plus one rip onto one it is not faith plus one rip onto one holy
fuck it is not fate plus one rip onto one holy fuck it like okay it's fine if
I had like G into Faye and then my Rengar just streets my entire stage but
uh yeah I had a Zaya dude guys it's a learning loss that's a learning loss
that's actually a learning loss look guys I've never played the Faye Rengar
line I played the Fate your style I'm but I should have asked what do I
tell my viewers when they come and say you are hard stuck diamond for Robin
fucking songs on your fucking life and on your family's life it might actually a
diamond level player do you respect me as a top player yes or no you guys
respect Robin songs as a top player yes so you guys care about his opinion do
you respect me as a top player as an elite TFT player on your life on your
fucking life you say no you're dead you say no you're dead look at him he's not
responding slash user Robin songs I can't see his message a lead low he's not
Hello?
Are you here?
Hello?
Robin Zoms?
Robin?
Zoms?
Robin Zoms?
Oh, not anymore.
I think you are washed.
How can I be washed in one month?
How is that even possible?
In fact, I'm actually of the belief that if you're a top player in TFT, in any iteration
of TFT, you legit cannot be watched if you actually give a fuck about the game.
You actually cannot be.
It's just like, I feel like to be a top TFT player, it's just like the way you approach
the game is just like, it's good.
And like if you just approach the game the same way and put in some hours, it's
just cheating.
wrong it's like the same thing as like I feel like you're good at one like one
game like one game that requires any fucking amount of critical thinking like
I like league actually has like a decent amount of critical thinking like
believe it or not and like I feel like if you're good at being here a hundred
percent just gonna be good at like a lot of games that you play wrong
Nothing you say is right. You are D3. Alright, well Emily Wayne is also D3 so you can just
Go ahead and just team up with Emily Wengden.
All right.
Well, if I'm not actually D3, man.
OK, now let me just put the fucking Nader on.
Nader on.
Like that game, if I take clutter, don't I just insert out board?
But I wanted to like play you, I get it.
Yes.
Yes.
Rengar.
Uh, whatever.
I'd probably want to play the board.
I need one bow and that's a ring are you no gas one bow ring are you one bow GG
And I just like you.
One bow G.E.
One bow G.E.
Wrong glove I can't.
I can't bury the molly.
That's what I came for.
I do have a Reforger, so I kind of like the plus of a lot more, probably.
Executioner plus one.
I kind of want to see the Reforger.
Let me see how many trait-liders there are.
What a beautiful dream, yes, we lie.
Level up, Living Forge with Zend, cosmetic ticket.
Level up, investment strategy to kill.
Deadlier Caps with Rod already.
Deadlier Caps with Rod, Rod Tier.
Open, nice man.
Okay, there's another trait-lider, that's pretty good.
Maybe I can play some Rengar Unara- Rengar Unara reroll?
I reroll for Alistar Unara, and then I just recap on 7 around like Hecarim 3 Rengar 3.
I have Rod, Glove.
No, it's actually good.
It's actually good.
Why not Zyra?
I mean I will play Zyra if I natural the units man.
Settle the fuck down.
Just fucking relax.
I do I ever want to make 20?
I make 20, I can't even make 30 anyway.
And this guy's open.
This guy's basically open.
I went too... and I beat this guy as well.
Like if I wanted to play towards that...
If I wanted to play towards that...
Like let me see my next... let me see my next uh... my next emblem.
If my next emblem can flex around Alistar, Unara...
What even is the board?
Alistar, Unara...
I mean, I'm probably gonna play Rengar, because I have all these emblems.
Now what?
Is that Renable Blanc?
Like Hecarim?
Like Ezreal?
How are you gonna make that Ezreal?
Yeah, he's not a dog shit by the way, bro.
Listen.
I can- I can put the fucking Executioners in the back.
Morgana.
That has core cover.
Alright.
Oh, it's been Executioners in the back. I'm out.
I'm out.
I lost a gold master in all of this.
Okay, I mean, I'll just play executioner then.
Like, bro, listen, I'm just trying to- No, I'm fine.
I think I won.
Morgana just one shot his entire board. Okay but by the way it doesn't matter because I feel like if you
have like let's say I naturally you know how to start to it's in my slot actually fine.
Okay, I don't even think, I don't even know if Casio Pio even does anything, because the
problem is, I mean yes 5 Coven is fucking cool, I get 3 per kill, 32 per loss, can I,
like if I have 5 Coven, I didn't have it on 2-1 though, but if I have 5 Coven can
Can I actually play towards the real cash out?
Little buddy bot.
What a loot.
You think I can make it to 365?
Maybe.
I'm pretty sure I should probably just try to kill some units.
I have Executura.
I'll just try this then.
Maybe.
Let's try closing units 365 is 15
Something something
I will be messed this up, let's watch
Is my spot supposed to be good?
I mean it's pretty good. I mean I don't think you could ever make it to 250. It's the same thing.
It's 5 coming right now is essentially the same thing as 4 coming on 2-1, high B.
I don't think I've ever made it to 365.
I mean we'll see.
And then after I catch up 365, I'm not a loader because it's fucking wit's end, fucking shit, and I'm just dead anyway.
And then you leave.
Also, there's two heroes costing like 10 million gold, man, fuck me.
I mean, five coming is three kills per kill.
only has three units man. Wait, I'm pretty sure this
sprike and shit counts as two by the way.
I mean, we'll see. I'm pretty sure it does.
I don't know if it's like the buzzer, it's intended. Okay, 46,
so it'll be 49 if it counts as two. It'll go to 15 something.
Yeah, it does. What the fuck?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I don't even know why it's coded like that, but whatever.
Mastai.
The band is pretty good.
What are these fucking orcs?
It was a Unari game. I'll show you an art of parole.
Oh, tear of love.
The two costs you own.
If I take my Caitlyn away, I'm not going to be very happy because I know things.
I really need a level for this.
Inferno plus one.
Fuck you.
How much is this? 40 AS.
I mean last was for on Kaden actually kills a lot more but then I'm stuck with the fucking
last was for her.
I mean I'm probably gonna report to the informer eventually I just want to see my next one
Did I kill a single unit?
Okay, I killed two.
Okay.
Okay.
Not even K3 can throw this one.
I'm at 93!
You're at 93 playing 3Cobbin, by the way!
Like, what?
I knew it was in the shadows...
How? Bro...
Earth's grab bag is fine.
That...
What the f-
I don't really want to make an executioner plus two.
I kind of want to just play around whatever spot I hit.
I'm just always making a guard breaker though because I'm probably always playing on an
executioner.
And I want to save the Forger.
Blossom, Inferno, Fae, Lunar, Blackthorn, Elderwood, Spriggan.
Bro, this is so fucking laggy, man.
It's pissing me off.
Like, why?
Like, what is this?
It's so unoptimized, it's pissing me off!
I'm getting pissed!
Can I kill some hands, please?
I didn't kill a single unit again
I'm not capping my fps at 120 it's already higher than 120 man
This looks too low.
I'm looking at my spot, am I not, A.F.?
I think I got 15 stacks here, and I'll probably just go for 250.
I think I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do with it.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do with it.
I am fucking broke am I playing Malphite the game I have another start like I couldn't
any execution with plus two lives even doing it.
And then I'm just going to go to 4g and burn-o.
But if I play this, I can actually keep in burn-o.
In burn-o it's not even bad.
Even with woodmallow.
I can also just afford you to set the refresh rate online.
I don't even know how high you have it for a map like this game.
I mean, I killed some units here, right?
That's pretty good.
Maybe I can get one more.
Oh, good.
Oh, I got two more.
Oh, wait.
Okay, nice.
Yeah, fuck it.
All right, fine.
All right, if I get that, if I get that one thing that gives you a...
The prismatic that gives you the Lux, I can actually go 7 Coven.
10 per kill, 60 per loss.
Well, I don't think I'm gonna win a single fucking round is the problem and it's 10 per kill in fact
I don't even know I'm gonna kill a unit. I'm gonna have an Elise, Caitlyn, Camille,
Casio, Pia on my board. Is that good? I didn't kill a single unit.
I...
I think I'll be playing the null fight.
But I might actually just keep the Inferno.
I could throw like 3 Inferno and just ignite a shot maybe.
And not like this. I'm not even rich.
I'm gonna have a Gargoyle, chain, poke, spells, EF.
I mean, I could go... Is there anything else I can go with the spell? I mean, I could go Blackthorn.
I could go Spellweaver plus 1.
I mean I might actually just keep the inferno.
It's still an item.
Like yeah, I have Voidmore all over but it's still an item, will be.
And then I just go for Spellweaver plus one with the reporter.
Yeah fuck it.
prime. Is that good? A random silver on my board? I mean I'm pretty sure I could play
a Vi and then Primal Azirah. 222 instead of a Moo Moo and I just played 10 inches.
I would have the sac. Okay, I'm just cashing out and I'm out. I won this game. This game
is probably over honestly low key coordination is not even bad here. I'm not playing this.
I have zero gold.
I legit have zero gold.
This is my board.
This is my board.
This is my board.
Inferno, Void and Roll over here, Wormons, Gargoyle, Ornation, Guard, Belvederef, and what
I get, Adapts, Inferno.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'm pretty close to spiking.
Low key.
I mean I cash out what I cash out something it's fine it's fine I just need to
upgrade my two things in GD. Can I even hold early off? Elderwood whatever do I
I'm gonna have Spellweaver plus one, Void Spellweaver, Adaptive, Void Morello, Wyrmong's,
Bargoyle, Starak, Saffat's shit, okay what is this just fucking too informal, too informal.
I could actually like lock this but I'm the thing is I'm a lot of mesh but because I can play like no that was that
How's it looking I mean if I can find like one to start my board actually would okay
But uh, yeah
And I hit one life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't even have a brawna, dude.
Uh...
Uh, I have a glove and a chain.
I thought it was that fast.
Okay.
Okay.
Guys, listen, it's fine.
My spot's not even that bad. I just need like one upgrade.
I just need one fucking upgrade.
And my spot's not even that bad.
Defender, the Fiddlestick Defender, Flora of the Talus.
I'm not even playing, okay, Murana too, okay.
That's Vanguard and Gernon, but I'm not even playing Murek.
So there's Ivern, so now I have to play this.
And then I just don't play Inverno because I have anti-heal.
I just play Ivern.
and i probably have to fucking one-star piece of idiot
can i play like elderwood luck somehow?
is this even getting HP?
oh okay it is, holy fuck, okay okay
and then i mean i have this but then if i do this then my sterak is stuck over here
i could go like GA on what's it called
He said I don't have anything.
I mean, is my board even that bad right now?
Be honest.
I feel like my board is actually pretty good now.
With the Murmada too.
I mean, this guy's Mouthite 2, Zyra 2,
and he got 50 over.
Like, you have to understand that I'm flexible as well.
Like, he got 50 over with everything, man.
He has my board.
That guy's board is just worse. How?
Like, I am all over the place.
My board's not- Okay, fuck you, man.
Ten.
I have void staff, I mean I kind of need to die but I don't know what's the precision on that's too low.
I can play Ezreal over Ivan for 4 fucking, what's it called, what is this?
That's an HP one.
Who are my executioners? 1, 2, 3?
I mean I actually have to do this and I just put it on some idiot.
if it's if it's something better I'm like if it's Ezreal 2 I'm in but Ezreal 1, man.
Also I have this fucking inferno level stuff here.
I'm sure I've played in the inferno.
I mean the problem is I have one life going into this next stage so...
I'm pretty sure my board is legit, though.
Is this Malfi guy dead?
Because he has three of my Malfi's.
He's not dead.
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Also, this Zyra, I don't even need Zyra, too.
I can play Ezreal 2 over Zyra,
except it's a pretty good BumbleBumbleNara.
I can roll Lilia, and I can play Ezreal 2 over this.
Yeah, I mean it's not bad because it's fine.
Excuse me!
I don't have a single two star!
Except for Morgana!
Okay, I mean that's a two star!
That's a two star!
Okay!
Fuck you!
Alright then, I'm sitting on too many towers, and you need to... and you need to... I can't.
I mean there's this, is that good?
Vanguard plus one, that's pretty good.
OBS chain clover
It's just on it's just in front of one this message my board. I mean I hit two stars don't I actually win the game
But like I hit one more to start pretty sure this game's over my board is legit Thanos
One more to start I win the game is this guy dead
Yes, okay, I mean this guy's dead with Xyra Soraka and some other shit. All right
All right
You have zero carries bro, yeah, that's why this guy just got 50 owned with my zero. Oh wait. He's not dead. What the fuck?
I'm gonna have to go zero in
Roa
What is this? 40, 40 AS?
And this is SQ on whoever
HP
All right, I mean if he dies and I hit even one upgrade between
These two it's just instant GG legit instant GG. I don't think you understand
how can you fucking die please and she has all my
Units!
So Rocko 2 is that good? I have to sell
It has
Alright fuck this Iron 2 whatever. Not trying to die man. Spellweaver, okay adaptive spellweaver
plus guard? I'm in. I'm all fawn GS. Adaptive flora with what's it called? I'm fighting
I'm fighting G3. I'm fighting G3.
My Malfi didn't cast again.
Okay.
I'm one, I'm one upgrade from winning. This guy with Malfi Zyra that I completely
He dumps her it's just winning every round and now he's dead and now he's dead one upgrade
I win this game one upgrade one one upgrade
GD one upgrade GD like what the fuck my board is actually good my board is fucking insane
I brought RSC
Yee called three to two one fucking unit like my board actually
I
One one one one upgrade Gigi one upgrade Gigi. I can't
My port is actually good
It's actually good. I'm one upgrade is GG
My ports good
I find Tenon over Ivan also GG.
Captain pun 334 AM image talking to me, but I'm fucking back fuck you
for that game was supposed to be a first how how I just did my left how how is
What is the guy that I completely a thousand owed, winning rounds?
Like, the guy's board is so bad, and he's holding three Zyra, three Soraka, three Mouthite.
Like, he survives two turns for no reason, man. His board suck.
And then, and then, if he dies and I hit Malfight 2, I win the lobby.
The game is actually over, by the way.
It's legit over.
Is this game fun at all? Yes.
I mean it sounds like I'm fidgeting all the time, but I'm actually having the time of my life.
For a game, it's actually fun as fuck.
In the Austin then I'm just sitting here trying to play these games and every single game is so boring man
I mean I'm trying to re-roll man everyone played mouth like
I don't know, it seems like I'm going to do the Saur.
You're on a three.
I'm Roth on pair, Jordan on pair, this three right here.
Horned Leblanc, Josiah.
Lebuco pair, Pebbles, Brexite.
Lebuco pair.
Alright.
Oh, the rest of them will be in my camp.
Both of your both.
Both of your both.
Future focus and I just make Voidstaff play around Null.
Over path I go Shogun 780 unit, no.
And this August pretty good.
I'm sitting on every pair in the game.
Now we start to go Bukko.
Alright, well, this is gonna be a guaranteed top 4, even I can't throw this one, but this
spot is actually good.
The other spot was complete dog.
And then I'll just flex like any 4 costs I find.
As long as I don't get like a Phelous Primal back, it's just fine.
Why is that so tanky?
What the fuck?
Hugeified.
I think the boss HP also I've never seen.
One, two, three, four, five.
I mean, I couldn't make, and I don't care about Warren.
I mean, it is capubo too.
An entire stage, whatever.
And I guess I also get to hold the horn here.
I'll make that my chain.
And then I just play like, if I hit horn 2 then I just not ward.
And I just rod into 4 costs.
Alright, where do I go on hair itself?
Chain or cloak? Or rod? Or deer? Not deer.
Rod? Chain, cloak?
here, rod, chain cloak, rod.
I didn't know rod, I didn't know chain, I didn't know cloak.
And I found out there's no rod.
I should probably hold the big R. I feel like Rek'Sai, Big R, and don't hold Karmel.
Heck of a rim.
Take it for a nice surprise.
Nope.
Don't worry.
It looks like the spot is bad, because I'm 72, but as soon as you cash out, it doesn't
really matter.
You just instantly start winning.
And then also you get 3 4 costs and 8 gold, which is a lot.
8 gold 3 4 costs.
And then the lower you are, the better.
Because get this on the next character, so your first pick, and you have better items.
Like no, this is actually, I'm telling you, this augment, I'm pretty sure is just
like a guaranteed top 4.
As long as I don't get… what are some 4 units that I can't use?
Aphelios is not that good?
But even like, one time I got Aphelios and I got the BF Augment and I just played Aphelios
2-0 and that's fine.
Aphelios is probably not that good.
I have Void Staff.
The server is probably not that good.
I feel like Lowkey is okay on my board, but not really.
I wouldn't be happy.
Lillia on my board is okay, I guess.
Rebelbats is not that good.
There's only like 4 misses.
There's legit only 4 misses.
Am I trying to 5 loss here?
I'm trying to beat people.
14 amp and 2 van again.
What the fuck?
Alright, good.
How many?
I mean, look at this spot.
This spot does look very good.
When I kill 4 here, I 2-3, and then I cash out 3 4-costs, and then GG.
GG.
Does anyone actually think my spot is bad?
Like, you lose the first 2 rounds and people are like, question mark, you're so low, buddy.
You're dead.
This is why you don't open, bro.
This is why you don't fucking tighten, man.
Just look at my spot.
This spot is fucking insane.
is legit insane like obviously if I lower my fucking poor cost it's not gonna be insane
but like on average my spot is good.
Yeah.
And that is a mountable backline server on Nidalee.
But it was gonna go to hold this.
Anyway, even playing around Nidalee's game.
We have two Nidalees, so I'm probably always playing around Nidalee.
It's on the fucking the moon
And this is life plans, I mean I'm always playing on nearly
And then I am willing to make some bar and then I just play like nearly flex is that even a comp it's nearly flex
even a comp
I don't want to loot.
Oh, I can play Ezreal or something.
Five Elderwood Middley plus...
I have Boijg and I have to play fucking AP Middley.
If I had Morello, I'm kind of down to play...
Adapter Blossom.
I'm gonna have two Nidalees.
Forcing.
Bucket.
Nature's Shelter. Item Extraction.
And this is too slow.
I'm pretty sure this is just an instant lose.
Is it?
Yes?
I don't have any items.
I mean it's a legit instant lose.
I'm back.
Uh, Glove Chain Rod.
Rod Chain Glove.
I could go step that start, play around rod.
Okay.
And then, oh sorry Ezreal over...
No.
Okay, am I playing a Moo Moo?
Am I even playing Ezreal from the slot? No.
Am I playing Hecarim?
Hmm...
Check the rim.
Primal Vi plus a boomeroo.
So you are in a lobby with my little brother to watch this anime while playing.
Really? No.
You don't even have a brother, man. Do you?
I don't even know what I'm playing.
What I farm?
A brexite?
I just have a fucking nidalee on my board.
And then if I go like the primal nidalee that farms items by the time...
By the time, like, then I can't end on nidalee, because then I have no combat.
I could play Invoker, Morgana, and nidalee, but then I don't have Morillo.
Did I meet Sunfire from the game? At least I'm streaking I guess, but...
Void JG...
Click, click, click, click, click!
Uhhh, Steadfast, Sunfire... I mean, at least I'm comboing I guess, but...
Yeah...
I don't know what to play.
I think this middly is about to fall off like crazy pretty good for this stage though.
JG Rod. Void? JG? I mean, I could have gone Gensu and just commit. I mean, I have to.
It's too good. It's a Gensu for this entire stage and I'm full-shrickened. There's a
Vi, I mean, it's too late. I'm not even going to go item farm anyway. Alright, and then
And I just commit to play Nidalee Duo with some idiot.
But the thing is, doesn't Nidalee want to play...
Doesn't Nidalee want to play Kog'Maw?
Alistar...
Defender...
Okay, I mean I just I just played middle and I just flexed the rest of my board just
most of the trash holiday I'm making 50 that's pretty good I mean I can just play
a random yee and three blossom
Over some front lines
I mean like look future focused
Future focused
You just make the items on the units that you have and that you're just guaranteed a mid game on level 750 gold on 35
I'm just gonna for two probably just roll for some frontline
It's probably gonna be like Middle E three blossom
I might just play calm on anyway, and then just I can also like silver nearly with a random calm over a shred. I
Don't fucking know
I mean maybe this is the diff. A mana potion. It's one more mana party. 80 mana. That's pretty good.
Proc. Not good. So it's probably like Nidalee. I might play Sivir but I don't know if I will.
I'm nearly too short for sure and I would do some JGs.
I don't know how to play bye.
I can play set.
I don't really know.
We'll see.
Actually, I'm probably just always playing this and then if I'm playing set, I need to blossom.
I mean, ideally it's Ashe.
But if I don't find Ashe, then my board is like not that good.
And what are the other blossoms I can play?
Like a random ass R-E.
And then I need to play a frontline. I mean, I don't have to play Kog.
Okay, I mean, I have it. R-E?
Nah, I have it.
Like I can play Fiddlesticks, Lilia,
and then just any any fucking brawler yeah fuck a crook yeah fuck I'm just
bored those pretty good and everything's upgraded I can see I can
also move items to server but if I'm playing server I can also play like bye
I mean, I can actually play Simmer.
Here, here, bulk cloak.
I mean, I'm kind of down.
Alright, I'm going to set it to action for you.
I can also just not stack this, put items on this now.
I'm giving each people a reward
I'm gonna come to you probably
20 level set nearly there
Obviously, I don't have to play like really a fiddle
I play like Vanguard frontline with like Diana not place Ari with Ash
Is that Charm over here for Nili? Wait, what Charm did I buy?
Oh, I'm not actually gonna go fast at... Yeah, let's go fast 9 so I can roll for fucking 4 costs that are all gone.
And now I can never up in my frontline. And I lose every single round for fun.
We're going fast 9. Like, you know, man, my spot's actually good. Let me just fucking roll and up in my board.
Nidalee paired, Kinsu, Jaycee, Void, and I have blue buff even throughout, I have no
idea what I'm playing.
Giant and Mighty, Frontline, Radiant, Relics were...
I mean, I don't really like Giant and Mighty, but honestly with this setup, I mean, how
much CG?
I mean, honestly, I kind of like CG.
Verticality.
And that way I can just upgrade my front line and then do you.
I'll do it with Lux.
Okay, it's fast 9.
And no, it's not.
I need to upgrade a few more minutes.
Okay, mid-leaf, Q, R-E.
Is this enough to go 9?
Okay.
Okay.
And I know it's not. I need to upgrade a few more minutes.
I'm literally 2 RE. Is this enough to go 9?
I sold my...
Is this enough to go 9?
My TGs are on some dog shit.
into void jg
paired paired I can sell this I probably need one more problem that's not
I'm not a crook. I'm set here to be a pair of gates.
Am I ever playing Fiddlesticks? Yes. Am I ever playing Ezreal?
I mean, I could.
Did I leave Morgana paired?
I'm not even playing Morgana, calm down.
Okay, Morgana too, is that good?
I could play Hecarim.
Over this, Organa, Rifty, Selvis, and then this over this, and now I go 9.
Alright, bug it.
And then I just don't hold this, and then I kinda need to hold this up though.
And then I go 9 and drop and drop the silver or nidalee
How did I only get one bolt so far how is that even possible?
I don't really want a losing pawn. I have to hold sec, I have to reset over Krug on
on board his ass, insu void jg, alistar plus krug, hecarim plus rock, i can play this
over this but i can't farm, i guess i have ezreal no, yes lord, bro i'm actually pretty
I am sitting on seven pairs.
I cannot.
I mean, there's a, what's it called, an ash?
No.
I am sitting on five pairs.
I mean, if I had set two over this and then I upgrade these, isn't my board actually
good for now?
I mean, I have to roll.
Like, I mean, I'm not sitting here with this board.
My board will actually be good, man.
I can't!
This is the biggest TG death. I rolled a fucking Rabadon's JG. Holy fuck.
I can't!
Like, there's no way you're going fast 9 and just fucking rolling once and you're just dead, man.
I'm gonna up on my board and just go 9 and sign some dog shit.
2 in Boker, Vanguard, Berkeley, Alivia, Ateedee, Alivia.
Ivern 2, is that good?
Ezreal, this is my board, is that good? I mean it's actually pretty good, except my frontline just went to the complete dog shape.
Alright well, how do I try to go 9 then?
Insu Void JG
I was no disno way, I mean this Ivern fucking sucks.
And I just sold all my pairs.
I just sold set pair, rock pair, for a fucking Ivern.
Like, okay, but like aren't the highs too high?
Like isn't Ivan like legit like one of the only misses, like my spot?
Actually my highs the highs are too high. They're too high. I mean now this is
Okay, I got the rock back at least and I got the setback except now I don't have a
I mean, it's fine. Let's say nice. I'm pretty close
I mean now I have I mean do I even care about Zyra? I mean Zyra is better than Mord not really.
I mean Ezreal, I mean show that to everyone until Ezreal is in the end.
Okay Ezreal too, I actually have a board now.
If all the ginsu boots are just people like this, I mean, I have JG, IE, IE, can I go ginsu,
IE plus one?
Ah, let's try and rush them hard.
Mango DB
I mean, okay, hold on a ginsu ginsu IE
Plus a bumbley
And I just TG Ivern
Yeah, ginsu IE and I just TGI
Or is this actually good because I was gonna go JG blue
I'm pretty sure I've been smorking her though.
How much did she get? 6400 E?
I rolled Starax plus Declaw.
How much damage did he do?
I rolled Starax.
I mean that's pretty good except in the next turn I'm not gonna have enough remover to fix everything.
I have to go overcharging, I'm not going to go to the 9, I just died on 9 on 6-1 this game, 9 on 6-1, level 4, a Kenin, and here's my board.
I'll allow it.
9 on 6-1, Kenin with TG, and then by then my Ivern's going to have shit on my entire board and then GG.
And then GG.
Maybe I can get settled with this stupid ass fucking Krug.
Uh, Nashers.
I have to save their movers.
Camp Managen.
Why is this back end?
Okay, gnar over this.
I mean, I'm not really moving for...
Nar over Alistar at 9
Nar over Alistar level 10 in TG
Set over Krog when I see it and hopefully I can survive with three turns and GG
and GG
GG and then eventually I'll move three of them
blocks
Okay, I mean, I'm curious if he's destroying some lines.
Maybe now I just don't want to charge.
I mean, would you look at that.
Would you look at that.
I'm still sitting on two real front-line pairs, but now that I'm guaranteed, I don't
really want to roll.
Wait, what's this?
Wait one second.
What's this?
Wait one second.
I can't!
They said now I have to use two fucking removers because I can't bounce, like, finding it
now because it's a stupid ass game.
I-I-I-I mean, I guess I'm going to sell this reset now that I have this.
I want to move arc on here and then I need to swap these items by only one remover.
I can also reforge the TG low TG instead of the World of War mod.
Oh there.
And what was it again?
Watch some moves.
What the fuck does this do?
Hey, yeah, fuck it.
Alright, and now it's 9.
And I'm probably going to go like void art.
Can I play Tenon over something right now?
What is this?
Is this just brawler?
Is this just brawler?
Is this a brawler?
No?
Do I want to use my Rulber?
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
and then I just level for brawler or
is there anything else?
Not really.
Thank you, manager.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't really care which one gets it honestly.
I have Arc, and I could go Arc Morello, I could also go Arc Enzu, I could also move this here,
I could go 3 or 9, I could go Enzu.
Honestly, if I had two Reforgers, should I just Reforge like a TG?
No, TG, TG, TG, TG.
I probably just remove a tg onto gnar and gg.
I'm just gonna go there, I'm way too scared.
Just look at my board man.
Yeah, keep fucking laughing man.
Keep fucking laughing.
Who the fuck is he?
Look at my board.
Look at my board.
Just take a fucking look.
Who the fuck can beat me?
I'm not even capped, I can go gnar, I mean I have Hecarim too.
I mean technically I can play Maokai plus the Moon Moon.
I can play Taric over...
Let me make myself crystal clear.
I can't. I hit nothing.
I probably wouldn't have heard this.
There's one RQ there.
I'm apparently better than this and I can drop this.
Or something.
Actually, it's probably just drop Hecarim.
Oh, okay, bet.
I didn't even have to go for Narcannin too, like, I mean, my port is not even close to
Spudgy, it's a first.
Like, bro, fuck you, man.
Like, this fucking, no, this Armin is broken.
The amount of tempo that you gain from future focus, isn't it actually broken?
In diamond, yeah.
It's not even the major polymorph. Isn't it actually just the Elderwood? And then I just know that I can just play around Elderwood. And Elderwood is like pretty flexible.
You can play Hecarim with Sentinel, you can play Alistar with Set, you can play Ornn with Lilia, and then you just, and then, and then...
I don't know, the Iron carried for sure, but like, I feel like a lot of setups, like a lot of 5 costs there wouldn't carry my board.
Elderwood loves, every single time Elderwood loves cast he gives you an entire board 2.5% health, or 2.5% max health.
And it counts as 2 Elderwood, and it's like really easy to flash in 5. I mean I have a fucking Ezreal on my board, and then, and then Kennen is like the best unit to be in.
Yeah.
Like, Kenan, like, no, this Kenan unit is legit roguing.
He, like, he does way too much damage for how much he shields.
He's, like, taking his fuck, or he's not taking it.
He gets one shot when he gets, when he gets autoed.
But if he goes, like, unchecked, he, like, doesn't die.
Like, if you, you know, like, when you have Nidalee in a, in a, in a gear tank,
like, sometimes the Nidalee just, like, randomly dies.
Well, like, Kenan legit cannot die, because it's all just giving him, like, a 1k
HP shield.
Yeah.
Your professional gambler, nothing more you keep saying if blah blah blah just played to win not to gamble little pup.
Good luck in the Cup, facing the best players in the world while you were stuck in Diamondport and Tywin.
You refuse to play the game smart, okay.
Like, nah, there's like, I genuinely like, nah, this shit is like, bro, nah, nah.
What the?
Two, three, two, one?
I mean, I'm just saying.
I told her yesterday to just hard force AP.
Wait, this is Simranidli though, and she would climb.
Oh, she played Simranidli again.
Wait, what the?
Mastery?
She's not even playing AP.
Where she plays supernudely again.
What the master, she's not even playing AB.
Supernudely again.
Alright, never mind.
She said she watched precedent decline today.
Precedent?
Well, precedent isn't pure precedent.
Bro, I'm down to get Elderwood Lux every game.
That shit is actually broken.
But what's more broken is just having gold, like, bro.
all before tossing pretty decent so you just like legit have to click econ or
you can't play the game if you don't have econ you just can't play the game I
don't get it
Lillia I mean Lillia's fine if you miss Malphite you just itemize to 300 Lillia
two in the unit's not even bad
this set especially though like not having me on unplayable legit
unplayable
I know what works in the shadows.
I've both felt chained troubles in the normal dog shade.
I can play, like I could just play Master Yi this game if no one wants to play Master Yi.
So, should I just Master Yi?
I'm branching out is also insane if I don't want to coin for the game.
I mean is there a Master Yi player you think?
But I can also just late and forge.
I'm pretty sure branching out is actually just too good.
Like okay also Future Focus is also OP.
I mean, in a real game, I think I would take you to go this high, dude.
I mean, this should be the best you'll be.
Add one to your win streak.
I am...
fucking broke.
If I lose this round, I'm out.
I mean if I have a Warwick 2, surely I'll have a Warwick 2 and I just 5-suit around
this shit.
Am I losing?
Am I losing?
All right, nice
Vanguards, Vanguard, Ravager, I sold the fucking Vagar.
No BT?
If I said BT, tell me what comp I'm going to play.
If you could let me know.
I would love to know.
Name one fucking comp I can play with BT slam.
You can't name one.
That shit is ass.
But also, Ravager gives an omnivance, so if you just deal more damage, you deal more.
the GA heals. I can play Aphelios Nidalee with the GA, I can play Aphelios Brambleback, but
I'm pretty sure I'm just angling towards Aphelios if I get dropped in Nidalee from these things.
Overweak. Overweak. What is the game plan? I mean I'm just playing towards Aphelios plus
a random two cost you own transforms into a three cost I mean I can sell let
me see how many two cost but hold this shit Caitlyn I'm GA is a thing
subtle problems instant lose whatever do I have a replacement backline no no it's
an instant lose let's try why coin flip the game when you win the game for free
I can't.
This guy is level 5, excuse me.
It's dead.
It's dead.
Rengar 2 did. There's no way you are ever... Listen, you buy this charm if you're
ass at the game. If you're ass at the game and you need a fucking like a fucking
Rengar 2, if I just had this Warwick for the entirety of stage 3, my game is
guaranteed top 4. Legit guaranteed. Guaranteed. Why? I'm about to go spat but I
I don't even know why.
Nope!
I'm back to try harding!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Nice try, buddy.
Nice try, bud.
Nice try.
I'm guaranteed top four if I just play the game
like a human.
Key's back, badge.
I could make Blackthorn and play, like, I mean, okay.
The only thing that was fun there
I could go Blackthorn plus one and then reroll, reroll six Blackthorn, like that's actually
like what the play was, and then what are the Blackthorns?
I mean, what if I reroll a zero Warwick through O, and then I would stack like, then
Blackthorn frontline, I mean low key, that actually sounds pretty decent, except I think
these Warwick items are completely dog-shared.
Also, I don't really want to make some fire cave, because I already lost.
Uhhh...
Hey, I can just start one tricking again.
Pretty sure I can just start a two-strike here.
And I'm pretty sure I'm just playing like Cogmaw on my board.
What is the, um, what is the Nidalee Aphelios board? Does anyone know?
Oh
It's like Kog'Maw Nidalee by
Kog'Maw
Aphelios
Nidalee
Vi
Now what a
Sentinel
Diana
What's a Vanguard or a plus a German on a mama beak? Oh
It has to be
I don't know, I mean that looks pretty solid, especially because I don't have an elastin
spot.
I've been too cracked.
But then if I hit bramble back, I just play bramble back over this and I just drop, drop.
But isn't it just, you just, wait isn't it so easy?
It's the exact same board.
It's just Brambleback, Vanguard, Brambleback instead of this, which means this is open
slot and then it's Vanguard, Vanguard.
It's the exact same board.
What the fuck?
Alright, I mean a moron can play this shit.
You literally just flex your roll down there.
You just put Bramble back in the planner and then fuck it, I'll just put a Hecram in the
planner, you got it.
Alright, what do I get?
I got Sentinel and Bramble back.
i mean that's pretty good
I can go Blackboard and just stack for HP, 100-DHP of a war is pretty decent.
G8, Genshin, Aboggin.
A pod chain.
I kind of hirled here because I found, I mean, even if I didn't find the Sentinel,
as long as I find one Brambleback or a Phyelios, my board is just always permanently going to be good.
What is the only way I throw is if I go gold destiny.
I could also just play vertical rift beast with verticality.
I don't even think that's better because I have no fucking doubt I'm
golden dragon. I'm looking for your chain. Uh, belt's okay because I could go...
If I can go last or so, I don't have to play cog meow.
I could also go BS sword.
I can drop 5 ravager, vanguard, vanguard, I mean I'd rather just drop it on the south
I'm also that feels nice I
But I don't
That's what Robin said
fucking died
Oh, no, as long as you stack anything it gives you a board HP. It's just how the dream works
It gives a hundred cent of HP and it gives like a stupid ass ward 8% damage
But this game I already have a rebel back
I could play 5 Rift Beast, like level 5 Rift Beast, and then farm...
Also if I have BF Rod, I could go DB, GA, instant kraken IE, GA, DB, and then play out
I don't really want to make Gumblade.
I play it here, one, two, and after this I get one chop.
I don't see if there's anything else I can play.
It's not like Pagar does anything.
I got another sword.
Okay, so I have BB.
The chain is gone.
G.A. Gensu Kraken, i.e. G.A. Starax, play around a BS sword, and then I have Rod and a BS to play around.
I mean, that's pretty good. I think I will allow that one.
It's called Meow.
Yeah, I would play this shot, but it's not important here, because I can just... I can just play this.
I can also go Starax over here.
And I'm talking to this idiot
Rook beast and I just don't play Xyra and I need to hold like some stupid ass Vanguard
I mean just look at my spot. This is a guaranteed forced
Well not forced but it's like a guaranteed like
I don't know if it's garen, but it's fucking good.
I'm not hitting anything I can roll down.
Relax.
I have three free rolls on level 740 on 3-5.
If I don't hit, it's fine as long as I find like one copy of something.
I just need one copy of a failure and my board is going to be good.
copy of the videos probably guaranteed like I mean I'm probably guaranteed top
five it's like pretty parts of not top five from the slot I think one managing and
my items are like perfect GA Storak plus a BF sword Sunfire and I need a crumb
guard I've been gone now
mommy hold
this side looks strong as fuck
Soraka
pretty sure this is the weakest of the three
From Rambleback early game, an old me would have played 5 brickbeasts to try to get one
shop, but his one fucking shop with 10% odds better than just fucking full winstrikeing.
Fuck no!
Fuck no!
I was just bitching to bitch!
Why don't I just play the damn game and now look at my spot?
And now I just 4-2, send it in G. I'm technically you can flex like Krug plus set, but I think
if I already have a rock and heckra prepared, just fucking roll it, just put the fries in
the bag.
I already have a bramble back and I already have a rock.
And if I missed, I mean it is what it is, I missed.
I mean I can go double-ster, oh jeez.
These items are looking very shit.
I mean I can go Shogun Nidalee, I did not play Rift Beast.
GA Shogun Nidalee.
So maybe I should put the buy...
I'll see what it hits.
If it is a case in all those shogun, Starax, GA...
actually better than that and I just won't upgrade that from later on I did
not kill a single unit I cannot I mean I'll see if I hit literally but I also
need to find a juggernaut
I mean giant money on vanguard is very rare I mean surely I can find one copy
I mean I did upgrade a lot of stuff, I burn, okay brambleback too.
Okay which is I'm never playing nidalee.
I mean my board is not even bad don't worry I don't have enough elios but it is what
it is I have a fucking a two-star warwick on my board.
into Kraken IE, GA, Sterak's Reforged here, and what I get.
Another fuckin' rod.
Another fuckin' rod.
I mean, I- do I just have to go Gumbly then?
And then play out of one rod?
The fuck?
The fuck?
Here we're forged into rod.
What the fuck?
That doesn't do anything!
Okay, a Felios, but it's on a one cost.
I mean, I'm playing Calmo anyway.
And I have one copy of what's it called.
I mean, Gintsu.
I mean, I have to finish a combat item, and I just don't go GA.
Gintsu, I was told that IE is mandatory, IE is to rack, BBE, and I go, uh, crack it.
And I just have one rod.
Okay, I mean sure.
And I'll just go another fucking ground guard.
I mean, it's probably Gumblade, but I really don't want to build Gumblade on this unit.
It doesn't do anything.
I also don't really want to go G because I'm trying to money my problem is actually
like and then what the fuck do I do with Rod then you need IE on brambleback
that's crazy because when I put IE on brambleback people say I need IE on
Adelios that is crazy
I could go double oh
Alright, I mean I'm down to go Gumbly.E, Sterak's Gumbly.E, and then I feel like if you have Gintsu, I mean Kraken's also E.D. though, but I feel like Attack Speed, you just want E.D.
I mean, let me just build... let me just build... I shouldn't have sold that yet.
Okay, I'm going to try to picture this.
No, if it is better, it's not that much better, because I need to swap this.
But even if it's better, it's not like it matters, because I have to use a mover here.
And then I might swap it after, but then I have to use a mover here.
I mean, I feel like this is fine.
Starex, Gumbly, DV, Flat AD, I'm Flat AD, and then Gintsu, Kraken, Flat AD, with
I think I will allow it.
The Bilios comp sucks!
What do you want me to play this game? I streak the nitty game around ginsu cracking fucking something
They're like what do you want me to play? What do you want me to play?
I don't know. I don't know what you want me to play man
How many feels as if they're gone zero
fucking zero zero zero there are zero affiliates gone zero zero all right well
one gone that's my man the pro that doesn't fucking count like this is
I'm just fucking lovin' it lately, like, nowadays.
My Arpheolius 1 is getting...
...told by the, uh, Casio VR.
I'm now you just sit here, you're healthy and winning so it's not right in the 2 star
affiliates.
I mean yes, you're right, that's why I'm not rolling, but after here I will be fucking
rolling.
I promise, I will not be sitting here with a Philius 1 to go 9 for dog ass, I mean, if I had like 80 gold here, I'm down to go 9 and try to pick it to Draven 2 as well, but you know how that works.
Another fucking rod, automatic component. Thanks again.
No, go 9! Alright, let's go now, let's just fast-time fucking.
I said no one fucking asked.
I might as well wait one then.
After finding the Derek, or after buying a charm, I mean I can get permanent mats, HP,
I mean how many rocks are there on?
I use this when I fight my true star.
If I had to dig really deep...
I'm fainting it.
I got one shot. It's what you call death.
But I'm giving this a shot. I might be able to get like a component from the charm.
Whatever the fuck, this is death.
So it's probably not going to work fighting this Trombon if I can't use it in a minute right now.
For four seconds.
How do I not have...
Puff Delios.
I don't know why the fuck I popped this shit.
Why the fuck do I pop this?
Thank you for not going not yes that's the only way you throw just roll into I mean this
I feel is too cost me a lot of old but I mean I hit Sentinel to as well which is pretty
good and I'm pretty sure there's three something's gone and then now I just go nine for like
some dog shit and it's not really worth losing around I'm just going to get the 10 anyway
And now I just go 10 for like a fucking dumbass of Lunar Zyra, 1, and if I don't hit and tear it through this game, not a problem. Who cares?
I'm pretty sure with how long it took me to find this Elios, I'm not expected to win anyway.
It took me 10 billion gold to find this stupid ass of Elios.
Nice link, it doesn't matter. This is going to proc just as fast. This is double crown guarded.
If anything, it's probably better if it's on this, because this one, look, and...
How do I know when this procs?
I mean, no matter what, this is not below 50%. I can tell you that, bud.
It procs, and this unit is not even close.
Ah... Ah...
Nice win! Nice win!
I don't think you know what the fucking Terran Wings does.
Kinsu Kraken, i.e. Baron Zlyder.
They're missing out on bonus magic damage on hit.
Eric and his Herod allied deal 100 bonus magic damage on their next two attacks.
What the fuck are these items?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
There's not a single fucking tank item.
I'll hold on to the column wall because if I go 9 I can play like Draven and Trio carries
It's uh, something the first time pteragoras pair of allies draws a little 50% health, unleash emerald energy, but something from something granting 488 shield to allies within 3 hexes for 3 seconds.
How is this ever going to drop below 50%?
Oh, I can I can play I don't mean
Oh, I'm looking for a component.
Oh, I can kill the you guy.
I'm in. I don't even, it delays my 9x1 turn though, because now I'm just gonna 9 on Pervin Interval, which is uh, 6-2.
Aw man, I could have killed the lead guy right here. I'm lucky.
Perron buff. I think this is my first time seeing Baron buff. I've never seen this shit.
Is this shit broken? I was told that it's tons of stats for Zatic. Is that true?
I have no fucking idea.
I'm just loading in with fucking Barren's whatever the fuck.
Let's go to Giz Omni-Vam.
I mean I could just save my remover for this mate.
I mean I've sac one for sure and I just not afford to if I don't hit Territory it is what
it is.
Wow!
Look at that!
Another game where I spend my gold and it's another fucking guaranteed top whatever!
I played my mid-game around the units that I hit, and GG!
Oh, like, it's just...
Oh, next turn...
He called legit does not do anything in this matchup.
I mean it's really good against this matchup but it's not that strong, it's pretty strong.
And it's really good against this matchup as well.
But it literally does nothing against this matchup, but what the fuck does...
I mean at least this is kinda flexible, but then if I put it on here then I can't remove it unless I can get over the river.
Also, why might it hold in the middle?
Why don't I just level for Zyra or for Alune as well?
I'm not losing you John, fuck that.
I don't even have a river moved by.
what the fuck was that?
my entire board is one shot
what the fuck happened?
Bane Caitlyn
I am the liar.
Random Ash.
Re-Rapid Fire.
Oh, I need to...
I need to knock off I'm playing as Ari
So now my my calm all is attacking this
We have two top fours and ten teams pipe down will die
They get lost?
How?
What is so good?
Alright, whatever.
I just want combat.
I'm not gonna give you a hug.
I'm not gonna do anything.
What does this do? Do I have enough gold to buy?
A loon?
No.
Alright!
Oh, hello, Remy!
My mom, my mom visiting, I mean, I stole Emmy back from my parents' house at like 4am last night
and then forgot to text them that it took Emmy and then my mom started panicking that they thought that Emmy got lost.
El Son.
Why does it look like I'm not killing a single unit?
This mouth light is unkillable.
Baron's later triple gargoyles.
Am I going third?
No.
No.
No.
I mean, don't I actually just want more damage?
I mean, the Draven...
Maybe I just go double, double dmg just for, uh, all right, what can I play?
And I'm probably going to kill everyone without an item.
I mean, that's actually pretty good, over 10 seconds.
And I can just...
I.E.
Adaptive...
Sunfire...
Ooh!
Oh, okay.
Except these dudes are dying anyway, man.
I killed it for Stona. Actually, I'm killing Lilia, too. Um, that's pretty good.
I think I just cheesed his ass I don't know maybe the liliathool is d1
Oh my he won by
Grant's starting stacking attack speed marks me negative place lunar Lux
What is this deal bold noble
Okay, how's it looking?
Is he dying?
Huh?
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Thank you. I'm dead. GG. GG. Oh, God. Oh, God. Lunar comp dead. Oh, my bro. Oh, my kid.
It's just how come when I watch Wazion, it's just he could be playing the most dog comp of all time.
And like, like, obviously, like, I'm not saying that he doesn't make like the only reason he's
making mistakes is because who wants who knows how to play Camila Kali optimally who knows how to
play dumbass Ezreal optimally and his chat doesn't say anything about his mistakes legit nothing
and i'm just sitting here playing the game and i you you make a one one percent efficiency
sub-optimization and you are so fucking bad you need to quit oh my because he is a nice guy
and you are a certified asshole.
Since ago.
I'm actually nice.
I think you know I'm nice.
I'm actually, bro, I'm a nice guy.
Wait, did they steal any back?
Wait.
Wait, let me, let me go.
Also, yesterday I was on HLE, and then after they got 2-0 I just went to sleep and I woke
up with some good ass fucking nudes.
I mean I was mentally on HLE.
I wasn't actually on it.
Alright.
Oh, I'm on my way.
She needs to get a haircut, but since she has a bad heart, we have to call, I don't
know what it's called, but you have to call for a barber, like a dog hair cutter to come
over and cut her hair at your own place.
Oh yeah, it's odd rumor.
And that's just like 150 bucks.
I don't get it.
It's pretty worth it.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
She's turning 12 in two weeks.
She only barks when they ring the doorbell.
If someone knocks on the door, or rings the doorbell, she just starts popping off for
like five minutes straight and you can't do anything about it.
of
the
skip. Oh, we should know. Bull rod belt time skip.
I have nobody on the front of the house.
I got this dream.
I got this dream.
I got this dream.
Hello?
I got this drink.
Can you see this?
At the Korean supermarket?
It's kind of boss.
I don't even know what it is.
I just saw it was like a pink fruit in Gigi.
2%
No, it's not all of all.
I think it's 2% juice.
There's no way it's all of all.
I fucking hate all of all.
Nothing wrong with 2% juice
It just tastes like a like a peach water
Go belt rod. What am I even looking for?
Probably a chain or a cloak. I think chain is better than cloak.
The chain does not suck.
Alright 2-cloth chain and then I'll just see what I get from neutrals and then I'll just
play the game.
And would you look at that.
like that it's just another top four drop the top guy act pro like I don't
think you guys understand like it might bought for it's like I'm not even trying
to play
I could go get to have GA and then just play yee is there a yee player I mean
clear mind he's not playing yee this guy is probably playing yee he has a GA
plus a bow. Should I just contest them anyway, fucking? Probably not. Probably not.
But I do think Gintsu and Yi, and then I just play towards...
I'll kill you again, is that fine?
I mean Gintsu Yi is fucking broken early game.
And I can play Gintsu Yi for the entirety of stage 3.
Okay, the problem with Gintsu is if you don't have Kraken, I don't think you do any damage.
Legit is evil.
Oh, actually, wait, is this guy playing Kale?
I mean, if this guy's playing Kale, I think I will be playing the Master Yi.
Let me see.
I do not think this guy's playing Kale.
Reverse Beast.
What is this adapter?
Uh, but do I want this guy to win for free?
Not really.
Wait, this guy might play...
Oh wait, I know he's still...
I mean, this guy...
No, he's square-mind.
Yeah, I don't think...
I mean, he's killed too, actually.
Maybe he is playing...
I mean, I already have a crook.
And I mean, getting through the Yi for stage 3 is like 2-0-B.
Alright, am I gonna BS-word?
I'm just gonna chat and ask him to fucking send the odds of playing Yi.
Alright.
Don't type that's or a loss. Well, I mean I'm trying to play E man
The rock
What is this?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I just do my items, okay, what?
I mean if I just go in I mean I couldn't go Borrillo slam
And then just not play Breville back and play Zyra
I have Gargoyle, Gensu Morello if I want Morello.
I really hope I don't lose this round.
I could also play, is Nidalee Morgana a board?
Gensu Nidalee, Morello Morgana, is that good?
I mean I have the Rock.
This guy is biting Jolcacio Bia?
GG
Advanced Loan Solo Plate
Pognitive Overload
21 Gold or Gar Royal
How much am I?
Was I 50 Gold last turn or no? Was I 40?
I mean, I feel this is pretty good.
Maybe this is a...
I mean, am I just leaving the bag?
Except I made a gargoyle here.
Okay, am I just playing mouth fight?
And then, Malphite Sivir? I need a Cinderling?
And then, Gensu Morello Sivir with no fucking AD item?
What?
What?
Gensu Morello...
What the fuck? Oh!
Well, it's not actually good, it's not getting targeted, man.
It's actually terrible for me.
I mean, whatever.
I am pretty sure if I make more all over here I can actually actually I think it's maintain
I think so
Okay
Look up
I was gonna tell you there's no way
I'm lost
Does anyone know the board?
Sivir? Sivir?
Remember, let's get... I... I... I could go...
Okay, I mean, I've rock-pair.
I could just go more reload.
Are you not required to do AP, they hear no troll.
I mean, that's okay.
The thing is, if the game were balanced, yes.
But I would not be surprised if it's better to just sit here and make nothing and just
see if I get AD items and then I just play Malfight Simmer.
The game is not balanced.
And now that I have this, uh, now what?
You can play that comp with AP, Middly, and Sivir.
Oh yeah, you're right.
And I have Rock.
I'm fucking last date.
Okay, well I've never played this board before, I mean I can also just, why don't I just play
I don't get it, instead of playing Sivir with a fucking ginsu BS sword.
Is there a rapid fire?
Five rupees addition! I mean my board is not even much worse, man! It's fine!
I mean, should I just make brawl then? I mean, I've built it, let's see...
Yes? Why did I not make this brawl 10 years ago?
But Loki? I could still play Nidalee? Okay, can someone explain to me what the Nidalee...
What is the Nidalee?
Sibirborn, Nidalee Morganaborn.
I want the S-word though.
Nidalee, Cosmog, Rock.
Did I have Rock paired?
Morgana?
I mean, I can probably, let me see.
rock I'm probably not playing it but I might as well just see because maybe I
will play it who knows
Wait, this board doesn't even look bad.
That's because it's good.
Eight.
Wait, I mean if I have Sentinel-2, no cap that board might add up.
average of 6.5. Really? Well I feel like Morgana is still good though. Wait, really?
of buns now literally similar constantly wrestling I know I also have a
a Malkai
And maybe I can give Malkai some HP
But I need to see
Middle?
I'm gonna be lost. I've never fucking voted for this in my life
I'm lost. Okay, I got a BF sword though. Okay, I got DV and a BF and a bow
How is, uh...
How is Titan's Aphelios?
Is Titan's Aphelios that bad?
Yes, bad.
Bad!
I mean, fuck it, like it'd be G8, it'd be, like, I could go Sturrack.
If I go GS, play around BF Chain, and then GS GA, I have no damage, I mean, I'm gonna
go this.
I legit have no damage if I do that.
Also, this board, I don't think I'm playing this board anymore.
I mean I guess I can play Scuttle Crab plus...
...Nidalee with...
W's... oh wait, Sword Smith?
I'm fucking back.
Alright, I'm back.
Did I put Cawmaw on the planner?
Hello?
This is my board?
I don't have a fucking aphelios!
I don't have a fucking aphelios!
Am I just going Titans then?
I'm not even playing a fucking Vanguard! I don't have an aphelios!
Am I playing Nidalee with...
Except I still have my Skullcrab, I'm playing Zyra with Morolo.
I mean, I guess I'm playing Zyra fucking Brambleback.
I guess I'm playing Zyra, Brambleback, Cogmaw, Noah Felios.
I thought it was a child, man.
Did it leave Zyra?
Oh my.
I would have won this round with Diana.
She said I have Noah Felios.
I don't get it!
I'm in Barlow for sure
And then I'll finish the third line eventually unless I want to go like Crown Guard. Actually, I guess I can go War Mogs
And then I'm carrying a fucking momma beat with
I mean, I have so much of this that I have to go this
into DB IE and then GS player on chain like what the fuck is this actually
it's probably GA if I go GA player on go then I can go this but I use
oh shit I don't want GA then like I'm carrying a fucking mama how was this
acceptable I have a mama beat main carry
Can I play this here?
These my front line is stinky.
I have dead unit here.
I mean it's supposed to just be a Phelous over this and this is my board.
But uh, yeah this board is not very good.
It is looking very shit.
No shred, I fucking called me out.
Why do you think I'm playing fucking called me out on my board, like...
I don't have to play this, I just play Vi.
I mean, I've got the failures.
I'm just scuttle crab and I can play danyana
I mean the first thing I upgraded like if I hit nidalee two I'll just drop this and play this was my
But I can also just play this drop drop I
Can also just drop the fucking mom of E can play
Everything can see no, I mean I'm I'm down to just play this and then whatever I hit I hit
And I just hope don't hold that in there. I mean like I don't have a single two-star. I
I just went second one of the failures. I I mean look at my back line. I don't have a single two-star
I'm holding pampir pampir pampir pampir pampir pampir pampir pampir pampir pampir
Like, what the fuck? Hello? My front line's actually good!
Oh, great! I mean, I don't even know why I'm saying, oh, great, that's pretty good.
Okay, well, now I commit to this. One roll, GG.
Okay, okay, I just sell everything? No, I can't. I fucking can't.
Because it- and also if it- if it pollies that, I'm instantly...
Alright, and then whatever one I find first, if I find this first, I just drop Aphelios
and Mama Beak, and if I find- and honestly there's nothing wrong with this board, why
play this board. Like why am I trying to play Vi-plus?
Subtle crap.
I mean my backline is not bad and my front line is not bad.
I'm fighting a Blading Jewel fucking Tassio Pia.
Rammus 3 Light Shield Crest Blading Jewel Tassio Pia. Is this my fault?
Is this my fault?
Like if I drop drop for this plus Vi, like if the series looked nice, but it's not actually even better
But I guess I can't even move items
And I can get execute
I mean my scuttle crab one by one, but then I guess I can
Okay, even amount of components.
G-A-I-E, both... wait, automatic components.
I'm doing my own dirty work.
The wild hog.
Grand and Silver Execute.
A Loon over a Pelios.
And then I have...
I don't even have breath peace in.
Is that good?
Alright, fuck it.
I don't know if that does anything.
GA, DB, oh, oh, Shoujin, Shoujin, and GD!
I mean that's not bad.
I have a fucking...
Why do I even have Ripfiece in them?
Like, this is legit just getting Managen?
I don't know, getting Managen is not even that bad.
Like, I can play a Loon over this.
And I guess I've opened this then.
Like, I'm playing two dead units for...
Of course.
excuse me excuse me GD who the fuck do I warm off I nothing oh wait wait that was
Summoner I just sold Summoner this Norgess
How is my nearly dying to a fucking I just sold Summoner I sold Summoner
Oh that can't be good, but when I hit server 2 it's fine. I just sold my Summoner. Oh
Oh
Bye of course I
Okay, well, I mean it's fine because if I find
If I find silver to I
Can just I can just move get to GS I eat this and just play Marullo on this
I mean, honestly, I need to open sell this all right, so where's the silver to I can't oh
I'm dead as fuck. I'm dead as fuck
I mean my nearly as kind of popping off though they killed a lot I
Mean three unit loss all allowed
That's a server 2, but I only have one remover.
And I want to move against some GS to knit the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
I don't know if server 2 is what it is.
How many servers are gone?
Zero.
Legit zero.
And then I don't have summoner, but it's kind of fine.
Alright, and I also don't have Hunter, but it's kind of fun.
And now I'm fighting a realtor's board and my morgana got one shot.
I cannot.
So does anyone know who I beat?
I'm fighting level 9 affiliates.
I think he's got a rocket fire plus one as well.
If he's not dead, he's dead.
So I can fuck off the game.
And bye bye buddy.
I can't.
I mean I'm just playing piss that's the only reason for the top board but honestly this game is probably not any
That'd be the silly thing
I mean, I'm trying to play Sivir plus...
Like that game I had Brock too.
Where's the, like on my initial roll down I have Brock Pear, so I'm always playing
Brock too.
Where is this?
So I probably have to play Sinderling.
Let's say I commit to Sivir on 2-1.
I mean I think it's better to just never put Xyra on your board because the chances of
getting Xyra too is very low.
And I just need any Vanguard.
You could go Diana, Loom, but you can also just go Taric.
And then, I mean, you can go Rift Beast.
Actually, I guess I can go Diana plus Rift Beast, and then you play Cogmaw.
And then that will even flex nearly and Breville back.
If you don't hit, like let's say you hit, and if you hit Bramble back first, if you hit
Bramble back first, you just drop Nidalee for buy, and you play, oh and then you drop
From Nidalee for buy, you play Stuttle Crab, and if you hit Nidalee first, you can drop
Brambleback for Bombabee for Zyra as well.
But why don't I just play Malphite instead of Stupid-ass Rock?
And also you should play Morgana if you have rock as your main.
What?
Isn't this shit kind of hard?
Yes!
Compared to previous sets, I mean the thing is like, it has never, like you can actually just roll infinite gold on 8.
Because you're going 9 legit doesn't do anything.
And I feel like this is actually impossible to fast-side.
Because someone that high rolls on 8, it's just going to go 9 with more HP, more rolls, better darts.
I don't understand why I don't even feel like...
But the thing is that I can't even play Malfight because I was Sentinel Paired with 30 rolls on my roll mode.
So it's like I literally have to build around Sentinel.
If I'm Sentinel Paired, I can't just be like, alright, let me just sell my Sentinel Paired and play towards Malfight.
Like, obviously Malfight is better, but like...
So I have to play towards Sentinel, so why don't I just play Morgana on my board?
Cause I had a Morello, so I just Marullo'd Morgana, and then it begins to, and the GS was pretty flexible.
There's nothing wrong with this board.
But the problem with this one is you don't hit rock 2, it's just insolent you need to.
Is this a, uh, a pebble's game?
Okay, if you don't have Archangel Almond, what is this Pebbles?
But you have to just choose three items.
I don't know.
Blue, JG, Zephyr.
You're...
What is adaptive? Good on Pebbles?
It's pretty gross, GD!
Invoker Inferno.
I had two through the last ring. No thanks.
Uh, is there any Inferno I can play?
I mean, I can play 7, I should just play Rithbeast.
48S.
I mean, I could also just take that and open, but I'm pretty sure I should just play Rithbeast this game.
I mean, it's kinda good.
I mean, I can go broad, broad, glove, play around tier.
Oh, there's a Cinderling in here.
I could also play Cinderling main gary invoker Cinderling.
I mean if I win these rounds I can't even make, I can't even get serum terrace all.
I'm pretty sure I can just uh, dual carry, cinderling, invoker, cinderling, and have
a look at this game, engine D. Okay, well I'm playing, I'm playing this for sure.
I'm this is legit the best fucking crispy spot I've seen.
I just push and I just play a move on 8.
Push!
A move on 8.
And GG.
kill the rod jg and i feel like glove because i couldn't just invoke her in terry simulant
it's jg actually good on pebble without another rod i could also go archangel and play around
club club or club club like our gauging will go for a gargoyle with this add one
to your woods right now
is there a no
but I don't have
Oh yeah, I guess you have the 7-7 RIP scaling.
I don't really want to do this, I'd rather play around here than here.
I mean, this spot...
Is look like a guaranteed top
2.5 totally forgot this spot. Also, I have not played Rift Beast
And so long, but I mean I'm pretty sure invoker
Sinderling is OB. I mean just get invoker for free
I'm lasting bro there's a fucking crug and I think I'm on the voice out then
break break here okay I mean that's fine I can just go I can just go we
should I just GG as well? probably not. should I play this over something? nope.
Alright, I'll be playing some cinderling Pebble's Duo.
I don't understand how this spot is not a guaranteed top...
Top 3. I don't get it.
That's 100% weaker, LOL!
You're making the fucking item is just weaker.
I just... Jesus Christ.
I'm playing the temple comp, God forbid you make some fucking items in a temple line.
Thank you.
I mean, if I make the JG, I'd rather not spread my frontline and backline items, but, I mean,
ideally, I could have went, but it was, well, it was Glove.
And what?
I don't remember.
Gloven.
Gloven...
Aw...
I don't remember.
Was it Gloven VF?
Oh, I remember.
And if I take Glove, it's just too shit.
And I can just Fortrait here.
And then I can just Tensoring.
I just don't understand how this can ever be a lot more I just I just sit here and press
B on seven and then I just level for like a moomoo morvana and then maybe I can like
capped on elderwood somehow or not the dude
the elder dragon I think I just dropped murk wolf and rambleback at 10 or 9
but I only played were gone if I have like I don't even think I'm ever
I found the rock GG GG except it's not even good because I found zero coffee though
There's gromp too, guys. You can shit.
There's nothing for up one.
Little gromp.
I am fucking broke.
Eh, yeah, whatever.
Oh, we idolized eventually.
Alright, well now I just click items and...
Maybe I can get a reporter for this inferno.
Why does it look like I've lost?
Oh, okay.
Shit.
Have I lost this?
I'll be so poor.
I've missed three in poker.
I've been too low.
Sweet treats, fucking useless.
Luxury sub-prismatic destiny.
If I go sweet treats for one artifact,
that is fucking useless.
This is not a destiny.
I angle Coronation.
Coronation's pretty good for my spot.
But I mean, 10 gold is 10 gold.
What about low roll, and I just go wait.
Whatever, fuck it, what I get.
Oh for four components in single I mean I'm in and I and I'm gonna get reporters eventually
Oh, I can I can report you right now for reporters
My report should love as well then no
What'd I get?
What'd I get?
What'd I get?
A Volcker plus two.
I mean bubble 3 is not even bad.
I'm low-key I go property this game because I'm in bokeh plus two and I just don't play ravager
Oh and then I just and then I just put a calm on the board. Oh no, I mean my calm would be lovely
I don't know, I probably was supposed to have forged, okay if I'm playing this, I'm pretty
sure I should be forging the water then.
I can't.
I feel like it's kind of annoying to play this Kog'Maw reward, but I guess I can also
go Grom 3 with the Kog'Maw.
And I, okay, honestly if I'm playing 7 Invoker, I know a 7 of these is too OP.
I'm not dropping 7 Invoker.
Oh
There's a bramble back. Is that good? I have a glove. I mean I can go to a TG
Except there's a bramble back with a bow. I mean I could just go last whisper and just play bramble back do it as well
What I was signaling
32 to level. I mean I don't even think this is that much stronger. I mean if I drop this,
bro fuck romp 3 man. It seems it's actually too much frontline. Am I leveling that turn?
Oh, I don't even have 4x4 fan.
I mean, I'm playing CDL3 for sure, so...
And then I can't play Call of Duty 8, so I'm about to do the CDL1, and I'm just gonna
play Battle Black this game.
I'm gonna go hold it because I won't crowd team that turn
There's one, one of them, 8th streak, one off of Cinder Lane.
I mean, isn't this one round a legit game?
I'm probably down to just level this round.
And then I've lost Whisperer.
Lost Whisperer.
Do I lose anyone?
I can't tell.
to anyone. I can't tell. 32 to level, and I drop down to... I mean I don't even do that much.
There's not going to be a single time. I'll probably be able to push level 8 anyway.
Alright.
I mean there's no way I don't hit Cinderella 3 or Pebbles 3 next turn.
And then I just go 8, and then I just go 10, and then I just go Dragon, Taric, Maokai,
and Gigi.
Go, Ari!
The Rift Beast Ari being carried.
That's a great comp.
can't fucking wait to bust that garbage out
but yeah I didn't go 10th with beast 10th like go 10 for 10th with these and
then I just play a I'm pretty sure on the spot where I can actually just go
for it I'm in boker plus two for making GV and
And...
And...
And...
GD!
There's no cindaling or... how?
How?
I probably need a voice-app eventually.
I have a fucking gromp on my board.
Honestly, Milos is just role time this year.
I'm kind of healthy though.
Honestly, I get to roll for a Charm every turn. It's actually kind of good.
I win anyway.
I feel like I won't put a Charm.
What are some good charms in it? Like items, item charms?
Instead of trying to like just speedrun a 9 for no reason.
I mean that's in this complete trash.
If anything, I'll probably 8 on 4-5.
I 8 on 4-5, just roll for a charm. I should just roll for a charm this turn.
Golden gamble, retribution, so let's see a blessing. Bunch of life, natural low organs.
I mean, I can't even hold it.
It's because of this lobby.
I can go blue.
I mean, my arms are already gone.
Do I have enough anti-heal?
They don't want children
I got 50 I think it doesn't matter. I think it I think my next shop doesn't have it though. I'm probably gonna roll
What the children even do for me, I don't get it
I'll get
All three cost champions. I mean I'm not even going for that.
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Shadows of the Force, the Shogun.
Like six, I basically have a blue buff on my...
I basically have a blue buff on my entire backline.
Yeah, fuck you. This item's ass, what'd I get?
I'm pretty sure I should also forge.
Alright, well, if this next shop doesn't give me these, then I just, I mean, I don't
want to roll on 7, but then if I push on it, I might just never hit.
Hello?
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
Bot 4 is coming. No, it's not possible man. I'm sitting at 100 gold.
Like my last shot just gave me zero copies of pebbles and zero copies of cinderling. The fuck?
Great, he went for the fucking Scuttle Crab instead of the fucking...
Instead of the fucking Grom.
Okay.
Is that a charm?
I don't know what one's a charm.
I mean, I don't have, I don't have this three, so it's actually like my front line is ass.
I mean, it's gig ass.
Uh, can I even roll?
I mean, why does this play even with beast?
This is Vanguard of a cloak and a bow.
A cloak and a bow.
My frontline is a piece of garbage.
I mean, I'm just going 9.
And I'm probably just going to drop this...
for Elder.
I mean, I don't think I can go 5-7 this game.
I mean, I can't...
Well, this doesn't even do anything. You play 2-2-2-1.
I can also roll the framel back to you. I should probably scout.
Diana? What is Diana?
Bravager? Oh, Bravager, man.
Hell, that's pretty good.
I mean, I have to play these two units, which is not even good.
I'm gonna run. Okay, sure.
Okay, I mean I see a level, I see a shop soon, and it's not like I can fast send this game.
I might as well use a free roll G.D. what I get.
Good tanks.
We go through this.
I would just drop, drop for elder, and then I just play more frontline.
Instead of trying to go fast send.
Alright.
I have elder items here.
Last one is for IU plus 1.
Alright, what kind of level?
64, next turn?
Okay, I five two sixty to level
NAR
Up ravager I can play NAR two as well
I mean Vanguard it's on a one-star
All right, if there's no scuttle crab next turn I'm screwed I'm screwed
I'm screwed
Cogmall oh, is there Cogmall? Oh, I also play Morgana as well
What?
I mean, if I go Void Snap, that'll figure it out.
Okay, Scuttle Crop 3, okay, and the next turn, 6 rolls.
Last one's for IE plus 1 on the dude.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if one Cronlard is better than Triple Guard Royal, and I'm
probably just going to reforge- okay, honestly, I can just go IE, IE.
And I'm just going to reforge this trash.
What'd I get?
And Starax, IE, do I keep Bravadons?
It's not the wrong grab launcher, I can itemize Varana.
It got my pebbles died to Kha'zix.
What the fuck?
How?
It just died to a fucking Kha'zix too!
Oh my.
fucking caustics too!
oh my
three rolls, execution is supposed to one
Brambleback, I mean I've hit Brambleback too, there's also a...
...and one roll GV.
Okay, fuck this unit.
Bro, we're going to see that shit again.
I mean, it wants to be...
They got one job.
Well, that cannot be good for me.
This guy is level 9 with...
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
It might be.
I mean, this guy is also Thanos.
Is he- is he not Thanos?
Oh, he is not Thanos.
He is not Thanos.
17k damage, I can't.
I don't have- I need a purple for- for Ravager.
Where are you, Bramblevest?
No.
Angie.
A random 4 cost? No.
I'm a low key.
No, and then I'm insinated this turn.
Elder Dragon 2 over Drop Drop.
Maokai 2 is Maokai 2.
Morgana 2 is Morgana 2. Lasso is her IE plus 1.
Why does it look like I'm not killing a single unit?
This Invoker Morvana or Invoker Auri look very broken.
It does look very broken.
I mean the stupid ass cinderling anti-heal is like, yes, that's pretty good, Bob-Jane.
Forward please it's not possible man my next shot is triple elder. I'm level nine man
Also had to keep a murk wolf
I did not keep Malchite paired Guard IE, Starrac.
I mean, maybe it's in the shop.
There's no Elder Dragons.
there's an elder dragon but I can't sell I mean I can't even how you want oh I get
gold at the end
I'll get gold at the end of the fight
If I didn't survive until...
What about gold? Give me the gold.
Excuse me.
Where the f**k is my gold?
Mark, Stuttle, and Putt in Elder RV AFK.
I'm supposed to sell these two for this?
This is better?
This?
What?
This?
What?
I was too busy getting, oh my,
I could have put everything in the third row
except for these two.
Gee, gee, honestly it's still okay
because I buffed it on this.
I was just the most broken fucking thing in the game 15% hp for tank 15% damage and for carry
And I don't know how much holding is but it is not very expensive
Are we AFK, what do you mean?
You need to- this unit without Mark doesn't do anything!
It is my main carry, it legit doesn't do anything.
If you do not mark the fucking pebbles, he just sits there, autos five times, holds for
three seconds, and then autos for twenty minutes again.
But if you just have him, it just goes infinite.
It's a perma beam.
It's a perma beam.
Five invoker is not enough.
It is not even fucking close.
Oh my god.
If I have elder two, I'm all swamped.
If I have elder two, elder two, I'm in.
And I just drop I mean I can also just drop the snow that's maybe
Eric
What the fuck
Okay, if I have Elder 2, do I sell my Cinderling?
Or am I probably going to buy that?
I don't know if I'm buying Malphite to Elder 2, and then this is going to take the ideal
anyway.
It has the auto with this thing marked, so what happens when I don't mark it?
It just sits there and does nothing with the entire fight.
I didn't kill a single unit.
So where's my elder too?
Anyone know?
Okay, elder paired and fuck you.
I mean, I could've go Staraq on it,
but if I go Staraq on it,
I feel like Last Whisperer...
I feel like I'm not Last Whispering enough.
But I guess it hits the backline so it doesn't even matter.
And then do I mark?
Mark is?
I mean this is attacking this though.
But this hits the backline so...
Okay, can I get Malkai too, please?
The other one is execute on 12% but I feel it's not better than this because it scales
way too hard with HP from 7 vs beast.
get every five seconds the end commiser you get that and then this is when I mean
it's not close there's no way I could give it last whisper though
What the fuck is this?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm not alive!
You are pissing me off!
Put the mark on the Drake!
Bro!
You are dumb as fuck! You are dumb as fuck!
Respectful.
Oh...
Oh...
I don't know what I want.
You are dumb as fuck.
Respectful.
Alright.
Bro, I don't have Malkai 2, man. This is a worthless farm.
Did you worthless I mean I'm fighting if I fight this guy I'm instant dead I don't get it
I'm gonna fight that I'm instant dead I don't get it
Yeah, hog jam man. Hog fucking jam. Why can't I dodge this? This guy lost him. I fight this
This guy's clone, I just, oh my god.
I have 30 carries.
You're not...
Every 5 fucking seconds, my board gains armor, MR, and HP.
You mark the fucking...
I have three item pebbles, three item fucking cindering.
What, what, execute for what, man?
Execute for what?
The amount of damage that you gain is probably like 1k damage.
You gain 1k damage.
What the fuck is that supposed to do?
What the fuck is that supposed to do?
1k flat damage.
Oh my god.
Why is Cinderella because it holds invoker after my-
Brambleback has no gravature.
Everyone drops Brambleback and Wolf and moves the Brambleback items to Dragon.
It is not- it is not an innovation.
It is- it is the comp.
It is the comp.
Like I- not me!
Okay, well then y- that- I mean you're probably sitting there rolling on sticks.
I don't know what to tell you.
If you have like Hunter, if you have Hunter plus one on Elderdrag, I mean then yeah.
It's probably more DPS.
I don't even know how to do that.
So if you need to take down, you probably need to get one as you take down on backline.
You gain 20.
I don't know.
I'll fight for our cause.
I won't die for one.
Alright, what do I play in this game?
Bro, I want to play Elderwood Lux.
Elderwood Lux is so fun.
Just seeing your HP and seeing your board's HP just skyrocketed to infinite is cool as fuck.
Alright.
Elderwood Lux, please.
Elise.
I don't even know why I'm holding a lose. I'm pretty sure this coming shit is like
That's like you cash out and no one I rules
I mean I can actually play
I can actually play Kale in this game. I have a bones, I have two. I just stole my Barus
if I want to play Tempo though. But hold the fucking Camilla. Oh my god.
All right, am I Kale?
Am I Kale?
I don't think I'm Kale.
What's up?
What's up?
Is that good?
Team Cloak, play around, hold patient study.
Uh, what is this?
Ravager?
Ravager.
Ravager.
Ravager.
Ravager.
Ravager.
Ravager.
Ravager.
Ravager.
I mean I could, I might sell it next turn.
The thing is, I need to see if I can play Yu.
Is that not patient studying into Yu?
Is that even good?
But I do have like half GA, half GenZo.
This guy is Gensu Ravager. Oh, he's probably playing Rimbar. Ravager Rimbar.
This is Gensu Void.
I mean, I can also just sell it and just play the game, because I have...
Let me see. I mean, I'm down to get to work.
This guy is Gensu Ravager, player on Glove.
There's a lot of AP though.
I don't know if I want to play E from this spot.
I feel like patient study for E sounds like a fucking E.
Also that one charm just gave me 4 gold.
This random Wisp shit?
I'm down to play a silver I mean I guess I would just scout and wait I kind of want
to play a silver niddley game isn't that come from a fun silver niddley why is it
I mean, popping the anvil of skies, amulet 5-5-0 is a known fucking rage-baver.
Do not listen to this guy!
Why are you giving poppin' to the anvil?
I can't practice.
I mean, if I get this, I'm going to win.
URF.
And then if I play stronger, I don't want to absolutely win, so fuck this.
I'm too scared.
Alright, so what's the plan?
Something, something, the, yeah, oh, something.
Minus four.
But I actually can't play stronger, because if I play stronger to kill units against other
players. I might ask him to decide. And I really don't want to win. So, see you.
He just got a fawn. Not on my watch. Fuck you, buddy! Don't care!
I ended the streak and then I just joined this battle with your urf. Alright, well, I mean I just saved the lobby
He was about to have faith fucking sprikin
the fuck
All right, so what the fuck do I go? Oh a four-primal game
Double combat for a four-primal game fucking wonk. I'm in
I mean I could go Primal right now and start farming, no, but the thing is if I'm playing
Primal, last time I had Primal plus one, I took the Component one, and then I giga
reverted it, and I'm just down to combat the entire game, is that good?
What what what to primal
All right, let's let me
All right, so I just build off of this probably juggernaut plus three
Uh, okay. Execute plus what?
Is it a task feed? Execute plus a task feed?
Heal?
What the fuck does Heal do?
No, I don't want components. The problem with components is I'm not gonna drop, I'm not dropping out of the final.
Components early is better than combat, that's not even fucking true.
I have plenty of components.
That's legit what I had last time and then I'm just looking at my board and I'm playing
core primal for nothing and it was just ass and also a blue stream was coming
anyway which is basic components all right and I can't I can't even join in
anyway and I'm probably gonna start the game with one life
I mean it's probably a moomoo I mean ideally it's a moomoo in Kenan
Like a random cannon.
What are the- how do I play Malfight as much as I'm playing?
I feel like I kind of want Malfight as much as I'm playing.
I don't even want I don't I mean I could go GA on
It's kind of expensive though, I'm not for one pump only here, I don't even know what
G is that good on this even, because if I'm going to maintain, okay I can play like Rexai,
okay I don't play a Moo Moo and I play Rexai Krug, Cyndaling, and I just do a pair
of these. But then how do I play... That's not even Rifty, so fuck that. Alright, I just
not playing Malfight? I don't get it. I guess it's don't play Malfight, I just play, like,
I can go with triple blessing.
Is that good?
And it gives me a silver.
Triple blessing.
Attack speed?
Yeah, fuck it.
Whatever, man.
Buy silver in three rounds.
Okay, I need to make sure I get this glove though.
Where is this glove?
Okay, glove.
All right.
Okay, I need to figure out my board though.
Like, it's just a juggernaut, yes?
And then what's my plus two?
Do I need a Hunter?
Or not?
Probably a 20 AD in amp-hole board.
I mean, that's pretty good.
Lilia Tristana plus...
And then I just drop the stupid ass fey
and then I play, like, a defender.
What a vendor I play.
Make this up, I'm never going components. It doesn't matter. I'm going to lose.
I want to lose. I'm never making components. I'm just doing triple combat.
Shen?
Ohhhhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
I mean this looks pretty good.
And then who do I primal emblem?
Ash?
Target marked.
This guy made a Primal Emblem?
What?
He took your Eftigo Primal Emblem?
I think he's he's rage contesting me. What the? Excuse me?
I took okay, honestly, I took his back so he couldn't go spriking fucking fake
Also, I'm pretty sure Shogen Nidalee is like the Giga.
I have Gargoyle, BFBF, Bow Belt.
There is a... there's no Sivir or...
I mean, I'm pretty sure Shogen Nidalee and Shogen Sivir are both OP.
But there's a Malphite.
I can play the Malphite.
And... oh, that's also the Caitlyn.
I'm gonna play one from less.
Uhhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhhh...
Shoujin...
Bold BF Belt.
18.
I'm probably gonna cash it on with Argus though.
I'm always gonna show that I'm always going argoio
I mean I guess maybe, okay, 18, I have to kill 9 units total
I mean I'm kind of down there just to try to win
Noo-Kam
And then my, okay there's no tier
I need one frontline item
Nearly kind of just scales off a frontline
I kind of want a strax for nearly an hour
Just play off of BF
I'll play off a melt roll.
And then ideally I can drop Shen plus what they call that 9.
Shen Kennen, or I drop Shen for Kennen and then I just play like Melt My Terror.
What is this, manguard, juggernaut?
What is this, a turd?
What are I dropped?
I have a fucking cause for that board.
I mean there's no one playing 5 problems.
Or problem.
Why does it hold this?
I don't really care about things.
And you crash, crash, hold.
And crash, and crash, and...
Alright.
I could also like okay, why don't I just go last this first cuz I'm going
And I don't play adapter no, and then I don't have to build. Okay, also should I just build red buff anyway?
Like isn't red buff similar to the Jhin OP I don't get it and then and then that way I can get the fuck off this dumbass Shen
I probably won't even hit Malia anyway.
Is this true?
I mean, I don't fucking know.
I'm pretty sure I should be making red buff anyway though.
I don't even know if that even involves anything.
I don't have a fucking nidalee.
I don't have a fucking nidalee.
I don't have a fucking nidalee.
I'll hit red wolf, and then tear cloak, and deflaw, and I have, and then I reforge tear.
I reforged here, and no, I reforged bow, and I reforged belt, and can I get one Nidalee, please?
My board is ass.
Do I want to reforge bow?
I can also just do this as primates, gargoyles, sterak, depo, shield, gear, and I don't want
to reforge gear.
Radiant relics, radiant dv on this unit is pretty good.
Now I don't really care about the Shogun, but I also wouldn't mind, okay I need a Niddle
I'm not opening that, that's not what I call it.
Okay, I nidalee.
And then I don't play, I play Maokai, and then I play this, heal, primal, what is this?
I have a plus one slot.
What am I going to play?
I'm going to move.
I'm going to play Dora.
Is that good?
No.
No.
Alright, Gargoyle...
This...
Decloth for Frontline, and then I have a Forge...
I mean, I go Visage, Playoff Bo.
No, no, no, no, no, okay, fuck the Bo.
Okay.
I mean, I go Visage, Playoff of Teeter.
Except I have AD Daily right now.
Wait, don't I win the game instantly?
Isn't this game legit over?
I found the Maokai, so I'm big of scaling.
Jeeeeeeaah!
And then I'm about to have three item fucking. Yeah, fuck you and fuck you and then I'm gonna have three item on
Three items Italy eventually and I'm radiant TV Shogen red buff radiant TV triple primal combat. Oh
Yeah, why am I not playing for juggernaut?
Okay, well what about this dude too?
Is there a Juggernaut?
Okay, I mean I found the Juggernaut I guess.
I don't really want to roll anymore.
This is my board.
This is my board.
I have AP Nidalee by the way.
Forge or not
Is is Malchite tankier already or should I wait for him to get some sacks?
How many sets am I at? 480 is that enough? No. I mean Gargoyle will de-claw visage and
then I'll just Starex tier Nidalee. Okay I need a BS word. It changes to 88. I'm lost
It's gone.
Who's again?
Is that doing anything?
I mean, 5-close-close comment.
Oh, I'm using all three. All three comments.
I'm pretty sure I'm like legit Thanos, or I'll miss the dude 3, man.
I mean, I don't even want to roll 31 HP, okay, let me, let me swap, uh, I need this
map to get some stacks, though, I mean, I could go Adaptive, I could also just Greed
for Shogun, but I feel like I don't really want to lose.
I should have over chopped it it just it's on my own board you motherfuckers and
oh my this guy has middle he's a fucking middley to with what's it called he's
holding four nidalees okay he took invested to play for primer oh my I
I mean, I took his fey emblem in, I took his spryken emblem, and then he just rage contested my ass.
Like, bro.
Oh, I'm gonna have to roll with Tron.
Okay, I got Shoshin. That's pretty good.
I'm gonna have to wait for this guy to die, though.
And this is just the board plus Ash, and then Tarik at 9.
Like, Tristanagon for Ash.
And then Tarik.
And I
That's one of them
800 900
Alright, I see Zed. Bye, my buddy. Fuck you, man.
URF? I took his spat so he doesn't win the game for free? Yeah, fuck it. I'm just gonna
prime a plus one and to fucking invest it to roll for Nidalee 2-3-3-
What?! No. No.
Alright, 930 HP, is that enough?
I mean, I don't want to lose.
I mean, I'll see if I can other tank items.
If I can other tank items, I can just gargle with something else and then still put items
on Mount Guy.
I don't even know who has a boom-boom who doesn't, but either way, I need to roll
with boom-boom who doesn't do it.
I mean, I have another gargle oil.
their force of rod. I can also go crown guard.
Double saver.
Nidalee, Inferno.
I mean, it's more probably fucking names and
I'm still a hard shot there, it's a little bit of an enemy as well.
This fight is NAR too by the way.
Hello.
If this guy hits Draven 2, if this guy hits Draven 2, am I not screwed?
How much did I interest you?
4.5?
I mean, it's not that bad.
I've already bramble vests.
Is that good?
No.
No.
Fuck no.
GG.
GG
How do I not have Middly too, by the way?
I'm pretty sure I need 1 Seraph, but I also need 1 Shogun
I'm going to go QSS
Hello?
How do I not have Nidalee too, anyone?
Anyone?
Hello?
Also, why is my frame zero?
What is going on here?
I waited for...
What is this arena?
Bro, my computer's about to boost free.
I need to get off the board.
Okay, no, finally.
I might as well roll for trauma return and find a move with two as well.
Caster or not?
Alright.
I mean surely mouth eyes enough HP now 1,200
Remover nearly
Remover nearly where?
Mid mana bug where she's bought how
What is my game, man, please?
My PC is actually going to crash!
45 mana instead of 20.
You have to remove it, literally, 100%.
what what the fuck
what holy shit really
that's kind of sad is there an emu-mu no okay I'm just gonna okay I'm down to
I can just go Warmons on here, because this has so much base HP, and then I can just go
visit Shear, Warmons, Warlords, Warlords, and then this can just be my dual tank.
He's gonna waste the remover, moving on board.
Uh oh, you just...
But you just do this and it works?
Or do I have to item remove?
remove? Oh what the fuck? What is this bug? I've never I've never seen that one
before. What the fuck?
And now that's one, this guy has a...
Why is my Nidalee getting one shot and I can't kill him?
I mean I'm fighting six defender, flicker bleed, Rengar, my Nidalee died.
Wait, his Kassi appears again soon, isn't that good?
Also, my Malkai has a million HP.
How much HP?
1560!
Holy shit!
Wait, if this is Kassi, if this is Malkai 2, it's an instant GG.
Ah, 15, I mean it's fine.
I'm already close to 90.
I know, it's back at 20.
This guy's strong as fuck though.
Kennen 2, Naur 2.
I'm fighting him!
What the fuck?!
Why?!
someone else. Okay, at least I killed... Hello? It's dead. It got one shot. Like, is this
guy not dead also? Are my fucking frames...
I can play double nidalee at 9. I mean primal ash is pretty good
Shogun red radiant dv
20 at a level now Kai 2 is pretty good
I'll just give it to this.
cheese
I can't
You're taking this fucking Malachi I've ever seen.
This is a Malachi 1.
Give me the Malachi 2.
1980!
Hello?
Malachi 2, please.
I'm not rolling for a combat charm. I mean I guess I'm not going to do it in the end.
GD!
For a Moon 2, I mean a Moon 2, bro, fuck Ash 2, man.
I mean a Moon 2 is also an instant win.
And then I just move these to the Moon Moon and then this is my new tank instead of stupid as why.
I'm fighting Thanos.
That's why my Ash is on the wrong side.
I mean I just have to not get 4-0 and at least my Nidalee is on the correct side.
What the heck, yes.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm probably going to be allowed to leave.
Oh, I'm about to fucking ask you man, no one cares.
And...
GD!
Okay.
2370.
Saluni, Malchai, Steadfast.
I mean, I don't really want more frontline anymore.
I don't, I mean, honestly, 5-cost.
5-cost Caramel.
I'm still not rolling for combat, but I'm pretty sure I just win this game by just taking
combat.
I can't even see who I can fight.
I am legit playing a 20 FPS game.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
huh every he has tremors and I have fucking prolific power I mean if I just
don't go for mouth I three don't I just win this game I mean I there's no way I
lose to this guy if I actually have a combat charm I don't have a single
fucking combat arm. Oh, I don't get it. Bro, I wanted to see the Malkai HP, man.
I mean, just look.
Just look. I think I'm back.
When you roll on 8, it's impossible to bot 4.
You just roll to 0 on 8 and buy some 2 stars and put all your items on the 2 stars and GG.
name a player in this lobby right now dqa chess mage all right well that's it but i mean i mean i
I named one at least. This is a comparatively peaceful time
Procent chess mage where I need to see
How is tft taking up 37% 41% of my CPU
How okay, how do I fix this?
Master Yi
You can't. If I restart my client, does it fix it ever?
It's usually not this bad.
No.
Like, I don't like this part of playing Valorant, so like, oh wait, I don't get it.
The game looks fine, I'm confused. Bro, no man.
No, no, like, whenever I'm on a PC,
For sometimes you play like on someone else's PC or like a PC like setup or whatever and then they don't put their fucking monitor hurts
And there's just they have they have a 240 Hertz monitor and the setting is set to 60
And I'm just like the moment I log on within a millisecond. I'm just like bro. What the fuck is this?
And I go change it but like it's so obvious
The arena you use is a laggy one really?
All right, can I play Master Yi?
You guys just don't play you can use
Rod glove
Rod of Gloves Belt. I can eat?
No scout mode, did it? I have one Yorick.
These are good Rengar items, I can stare at it for now.
There's three components including one's build. Okay. I only was too old for this
All right, show me the news
Hey, it's try for see any good
Hey, I
Can just eat us a dust of front-line item
Don't use you good
I mean I can just go Tribers and put it on Rengar.
Ohhhh, wait, but he has what's it called man?
This guy has playing Rengar re-roll.
I can't.
I can play like, mid-a-league?
I mean, no, I'm playing, uh, I'm playing, what's it called for sure, though, like...
I mean, I can also just play like, I mean, ideally I just play towards the philios, honestly.
But I was gonna go Sterak's, uh, like, this just holds items for Rengar, but now that he has Rengar,
Should I just play towards Aphelios?
Triforce, Titan, Seraphs on Brambleback or Nidalee?
Probably Brambleback because I don't have Shogun.
And then I just go BF Aphelios.
Also...
What do I care about?
What do I care about Akali too?
I mean, if I said to be Akali, he did.
I don't know if people's wars are actually good, I'm kind of scared to comment down there
Wait, 4 costs with no Econ?
Wait, this is not even a...
Oh, I thought this was a ravager.
Alright, you know what, let's just farm some fucking components.
Bro, Aphelios sucks!
Aphelios from this spot does not suck. I already have my entire mid game. I have my entire mid game right here.
I am going to load into stage 4 with a lot of Econ and a lot of HP.
And I just genadize items on Brambleback and have a fucking extra BF sword.
Like, how can it be bad? I don't understand how it could ever be bad in this spot.
I mean, I could just play Master Yi, but my Master Yi items are complete bog shit.
I missed the artifact and then...
It's dead!
And my subfire is over here doing nothing!
This unit needs to be investigated for how bad it is.
That is crazy.
That is actually crazy how bad that shit is.
I mean, if I, if I, if this guy weren't playing Rengar, then, then I would just play Yi and
then just move, like, I would just have these items from mid game and then, and then just
move, like, go for GA and then I just need a Gensu and then I just move items to the
Rengar, but I mean, I don't really want a contestant for no reason.
I mean, I was told that IE is better on Aphelios than DB.
All right, fuck it. I mean, sure.
Fuck it.
I have a brawler.
What is this? Adapter?
I sold my Akali, which is an adapter.
I thought oh my bro. No, I'm trolling man. I thought it was a Ravager. Oh my god
Now I'm screwed
And this guy looks strong as fuck I can't
He's spreading roots spell we were rabbit-fired adaptive
Gargoyle visage front line and now I'm broke and now I'm broke I mean I could play coven
just lock this and just play coven for econ I don't think is that worth I mean I lose
I get four gold every two turns.
Yeah, fuck it!
There's two in front of us.
I mean, I'm actually broke.
I mean, I'm pretty sure the moment I saw this Akali,
my board sucks.
If I didn't sell this Akali, but I fucking I'm stupid if I didn't sell this Akali my spot is actually so good. Oh
My god, and that was just my entire mid game
I'm stupid and now I might as well just I mean every two turns they get four of old
And that's pretty good I guess, whatever.
Flora of the Talos.
I mean, I still don't even know why it's like that.
that you can't blossom on the stage.
What is it called here?
That's where you go to, guys.
Old orb.
I kind of need the orb.
Or do it by me.
What's good in this lobby?
Cause rapid fire, ie spellweaver, children cracking, g2 g8, mistar, things like ap as well.
This is the only item that I can go.
I mean I guess I can just stare extra online.
Bro, I'm pretty sure stairs are not even better than going bramble best, man. Fuck's their axe, man.
Even if they're AP, fuck's their axe.
Alright. Should I go for more, or should I just...
What's board gold? I should probably know actually because I don't know if I want
components. Let's say 85 is an average of 10 gold and then 40 it's 4.
Invested to hit my board. I'm sagging anyway. I mean, Baron's later from the spot.
No, I'm gonna go with that, I think that would be...
I'll boost your game away.
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm like 3-way invested.
Cause I think...
This guy's playing rapid fire plus 1.
Is that a prismatic destiny belt?
Oh fuck you man, it's already won the game, what the fuck is this?
Manazane?
Oh my gosh.
I am, I don't know, I just won three times in a row, I now jumped in and he's diamond,
I go back and forth, anyone help please.
Alright.
I.E., Gargoyle, Bramble.
prismatic orb is a fucking bramble vest. Also I'm full lose-tricking investing to play fucking
Othelios. What? The fuck?
I wonder if it's better to just play a random middley on this board anyway, and I don't
play 4 Vanguard.
I swear 4 Vanguard is fucking dog shit.
If you don't have Taric.
But I guess, do I have items for Nidalee?
I mean, I guess I kinda do.
I could play like Nidalee plus like, plus 1.
But I feel like for Vanguard, I do need some front line though, and it's not that dog shit, I have no items.
The boat is on a one cost? No.
I was also called in, maybe I can get 135 with this.
Is he speedrunning 8th, nope.
Might even not contested.
He even vetted as well.
I think this guy is playing Elderwood-Ophelios I'm guessing.
Okay, I mean with this I probably could cash out 135 for 130 I mean.
four coven is what 25 50 86 plus 50 what is that it's 130 right 8136 right now
wait 5 yeah it's okay then I might as well go 185 and I just have to stack one
more round and that is 185 and then I just play off of one life
I mean second one saves me like 5 plus 4 plus 6 5 plus 4 plus 15 more I
I suck 1 round for 15 gold and I get a better cash out.
Okay, let me make sure I can...
Oh, but then I feel like I'm about to get scanned by this guy and I'm just gonna wait.
Wait, do I...wait.
Wait, is he gonna roam around?
Or wait.
I think I need at least, if I get Casio right now, is it, what's the next cash out?
Is it 185?
So I'm 70 off, 64, but then I have to use my rolls, and I refuse to use my rolls.
Okay.
Okay, if I get a good loss here, I can probably still go for it if I find Casio
if I kill a lot. I don't know if this works for me or anything. My border looks like it
Fucking sucks.
On-j-uh-dag-bock.
Stay with the rape.
Can I kill anything?
I got one.
What?
I got one.
Okay, I'm out, man.
And I'll fuck this.
Or wait.
185 is how far away.
If I get, if I have 5 Coven, I get 32, 1, 74, I have to kill 3.
Nah fuck that, I don't know, I'm not that stressed.
I got a rod.
I think I might actually have to suck...
I mean, it's so much cold if I just suck one.
I can't just suck one anyway.
I mean, isn't it actually like infinite gold and I can go nine as well?
Yeah, fuck it!
And who knows my board is not even that bad maybe I can win
I could go ginsu
Like ginsu ginsu kraken is actually like too good of a if I go red buff play again under a forge
Not fuck that
I'm trying to report
I'm gonna go here
I mean maybe I can win anyway, but we're not even bad I have three of them everywhere.
3 of them, 3 of them, 3 of them, 3 of them, 3 of them.
Wait?
Not wait.
Not wait.
Not wait.
No, fuck the red buff man.
If I go red buff then I'm stuck with fucking rod, cloak, belt.
Bro, fuck that shit.
I just finished a full item set and just go out and play on the belt.
I'm growing a lot though.
Yeah, I should usually check before I...
How can this be my board?
How can this be my board?
With what's it called?
This is my board.
Are we on crack?
Are we on crack?
I didn't even select the birthday steal.
This is my invested board?
I mean, this side hit two-star, the thingy.
Eh, fuck these units.
And I can't stall our random 4 cost solar lux.
Okay, I feel you, that's pretty good.
Is that good?
Is that good?
Is there an already player on my pool?
Alright, well, uh, that was- oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, sorry, sorry!
Yo, yo, yo!
I've bramble against all AP, what happened?
Alright, well that was my true zero.
I mean that's actually just sacking one diff, but I don't even know if that's good.
That I was hoping I could hit everything with some gold left, because now I'm just stuck
on the whole game for the rest of the game.
Also should I go anti-heal, or should I just finish my third pink item?
Bro, I don't need no anti-heal, yes?
Bro, fuck anti-heal!
Fuck you!
I will go...
If I don't get anti-heal, eventually, I'm just gonna start bitching.
Alright.
But if I have like a solo frontline, I don't really want Sunfire, especially because it
has a Bramble.
If you have like Wormon's card oil, then I don't mind like Sunfire, like Loki,
But I don't think this is very tanky.
have a bramble against also he's triple combat xyra 2 soraka 2 mouth bite 2 excuse
me how
and he'll do
Like, yes he has slamming, but like, roll it.
Also, is there another reason why I don't have a single carrot?
This guy has an alune too.
So what happens when I fight this?
I'm A.F?
This guy's time-skipped and he only has Seraphic too, but he does have...
Also, I'm Bramble again, man. Bro, this Bramble item is pissing me off.
But no, my Aphelios spells are good.
I just messed up because I played Coven because I sold my Evaly.
But my Aphelios spells are actually good.
But also like this game, isn't it like actually a bad beat that I had to find?
I had to dig that hard.
I was so rich.
I had so many free rolls and I had to dig to legit my last fucking possible gold
to hit the fucking...
And if I could go like 9 here for like Taric, like 1 Taric is a huge spike, but if I go 9 for like, I don't know, something.
Okay, I mean I have anti-heal, I guess. Okay, I missed, but it's fine because I have 2 Reforgers and the Night of Disable Fortune can go into a belt and a bow.
Okay, a belt. I'm going to go Sampara Cape.
And a bow.
I don't even have dianatube.
Fuck, I mean I'm not one of that.
I mean now it's just if I die, I die.
Whatever.
Is there an art player? No.
How come my Riftyce is getting one shot before the fighting starts?
Like he took invested as well and just didn't hit well, that's how sweet, all right, I'll
I'll be holding this then. I hope you don't make it.
They're two strongest fighters or assassins.
I was just gonna be dead.
Alright, I can hit Diana too, but I'm not gonna hold on Diana too for a while.
He had a fairly stupid... wait, I think he already had a fairly stupid.
All right, well, I mean I've beaten it here, so hopefully it hits that and not that.
Or I believe I'm dead.
And I caught them all, got one ult off, and it's dead.
And I have a Bramble List.
I'm dead. I can't. Please tell me this guy's dead. Oh by my body. I'm in a sixth place. That's not even bad
That's actually not even bad. All right. I mean, this is this is a fake six. It's actually a fake six. I
Popped I popped the anvil minus two gold early game. I'm for and then and then I'm forced to play
Fucking I don't even know what I popped the anvil miss the master Yi
Anvil by the way if that anvil gave me a master
Yeah, the game is legit over on the spot. It's legit just instantly over. Yes, and then no
It is good my affiliate scores are actually good because I've been playing it from good spots man
Like but that game was not a good spot, but I mean I mean six place. That's pretty good
I mean this game I tried to play a few years, but then I didn't hit so I played fucking
Sivern Italy something I'm gonna feel you a second
Like it actually clicked I was just hard-forcing it, but I mean you can still a video second
And then I'm pretty sure the Achilles' game is going to get pretty bad, but I mean, that's pretty good.
It's not even bad, man. It's not even bad.
Achilles is a trash unit. It's not fine unless you need a rapid fire or a lure activator.
Smash all 0-0. You are trash. You are fucking trash.
Achilles is fine. The comp is actually fine.
My scores on Achilles are good.
What click? You just go 8 and just press D for a board.
Ideally you win streak, so you have HP to spare.
And then you kind of like be like somewhat flexible, like because you have less gold.
Like if you win streak most of the time, you're going to lose your streak eventually,
and then you have less gold, but it's fine because the level 8 roll down is like actually flexible.
Like your board is probably not going to like win the game, but it's fine.
You're a diamond, okay? Well, not really. I mean, I'm legit trying to lose.
This game, by the way, was a gig of bad beat. This game was a guarantee first, and I just
found one upgrade. But the guy just had Zyra, like Zyra, Malphite, 1HP, I fucking shit
on him, and then he just wins like three rounds in a row and died on the same time
I died. I mean, this game, I could have taken Cluttered Mind into a guarantee top
Top three spot, but instead I decided to just take Earth and hard force fucking Rengar hoping to get a Sprite and plus one
I mean this game I
Should have just rolled on eight, but I said fucking I'm gonna go nice even though I know it's an eight
Like I mean like the games like a bro. No, no, no, like after those games like no
You went 2nd twice with a Philius from a God Spot and 6th out of 8, 3 times. What are you even talking about?
Alright, let's say I have AD items. Wait, also, what is wrong? Is 2nd place bad?
You know there's 8 players in the lobby, right?
I'm not sure if you're aware, but there are 8 players in a lobby.
2nd place is bad?
No wonder your fucking heart stuck silver.
I'll fight for a cause. I won't die for one.
Alright, well, I want to play to Middle.
Middle is so fun.
Alright, did it least.
Just look at how these games are played.
I feel like you just watch these games and you just know that I legit will not bot 4.
And if you can't recognize that I'm legit trolling on the bot, like that last game
being a 6-5.
But like on some of the bot dues, I'm telling you if you can't recognize that I'm I'm legit just like
Throwing on purpose like I what the fuck is your itemist and what what game are you even playing?
Just look at the cubs
I
You know, is there karma?
one
I mean, some of it's really neat, fuck that
Am I playing Juggernaut and Nidalee?
I certainly do.
Is Juggernaut Nidalee fine whenever a game 15 mana, whenever Juggernaut dies?
What does the Juggernaut tree do?
There are 15 games to go, I believe.
I can't spare you the more.
Juggernaut's game more.
Okay, I mean, I'm probably just gonna play...
I feel like I can't find Malkai, I can't find Malkai.
Maybe I just play Super Juggernaut.
Am I just playing 6? Or am I just playing 3 Primal?
I guess I don't have to play similar.
I just play Cogmaw.
and then I have three open slots.
Also, I have vision materials on this, 150 health, 12% attack speed, so I can actually
put them on the right side of the map.
I'm pretty sure this unit is not even bad, 2.5 is that good?
Holy shit he's in showtime you know.
We're showtime.
Oh it's showtime in my lobby, what the fuck?
Showtime's the goat man.
How come we're disrespecting showtime?
The fuck?
Rengar, Leblanc, Azir, Sackjord...
Is that so adapter?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
board in my fucking plane cuz don't I like it which I was I kind of want to
play server in Italy
I could play Shen Lillia to not build anti-heal but I swear I'm not gonna
read about this game and if I don't hit Lillia hold her kind of cannon and
and then I can go Juggernaut on Lillia for a little bit more front line I don't even
have to play Nidalee. I can just play Sivir.
I need to get through the back.
What I get? Oh, oh! I bet!
Oh, this is the dafter I kinda wanted to hold.
What?
I could also just play re-roll if there's no D player.
Instead of skip the Ragnar.
Juggernaut plus one reroll and instead of Rengar, I just play...
No.
This Legion of Rees actually was kind of good though for my board.
Nice.
I'm just trying to not play Malphite because I feel like Malphite is like the biggest coinflip, like the Winstryk.
Okay, I mean if I go last this round, I'm gonna have to play the Claw of Mow.
It looks like I'm poor, but not even poor.
Okay, well now I can just play anything.
I can play Ophelios, I can play Sivir, like Sivir Nidalee, and then I don't have to
play the Cog, 16th level.
Alright, look at the portal, I'm not actually for it.
Attackers here.
I'm getting infinite gold gear and I also have infinite gold coming in from this game
that I took earlier.
I mean, my items are a legit giga.
Yeah, I have this plus after three player combat game.
I'm already at 4.
Wisp Rebate.
Stand United.
It's pretty good.
But I feel like I'm not that rich enough. I'm losing my strength. I'm just 8.
I'm not losing my strength ever.
I mean I just like 4 Juggernaut, I think it's like plus pretty easily.
I don't, and it kind of falls on the board right now.
I can also go branching out.
I feel like that's better.
I have a 4 Jugger already.
Spell Viva.
I mean I'm kind of cool with the Juggernaut though.
Awesome. Spell Viva.
I could play like Diana.
I could play Diana plus.
I mean, I'm kind of a cheap Vanguard. I feel you can't level.
Yo, yo, there's gold! There's gold! I just lost the gold!
No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
No...
Nooo.
Nooo.
I mean I have to sack my Yorick too for this stupid ass.
I don't even know if...
Yeah.
If I win this round, I'll make this battle cry, I think.
I could just play Othelios with a Juggernaut plus one and a Vanguard plus one.
I just put that shit on like some idiot, but I'm pretty sure I can also play Sivir
this game really easily. Okay, I mean if I win this round, if I even upgrade this, no.
We learned to walk.
I think I have a Vanguard plus one though.
If this isn't how the way to call now.
I mean I don't have to play that so I can just play like Yorick instead of one of this
shit.
If I don't hit a move too.
I mean this is basically free juggernaut as well if I want to just play a rock on
board. But I'm pretty sure I can like four juggernauts. I'm pretty sure I can four juggernaut four
the game. Because the juggernauts are actually good. Like I can just play Vrokon which connects
both. I play Vraakon, Maokai Amumu. Vraakon, Maokai, Amumu, Diana, Sentinel, Taric. No,
that's a little nine board though, if I want to play Malabitian. Okay, I don't even know
why I'm trying so hard. Why don't I just roll down for a board? Why don't I just
roll? Find some upgrades? I mean, I'm never playing this disease. Let's just roll down,
find some high-quality fucking vanguards, and...
Vanguard, what's the other one? Juggernaut.
All right.
I probably won't hold this dog shit. I mean, Loki the York is not even bad.
And then Vanguard. Okay I probably won't hold Hecker then. Permanent Earl's in 4-2, nice.
And then I just need one Aphelios. One of Aphelios or Sivir. Doesn't really matter.
And then what else? I have a BS sword so I probably don't want Breville back or Nidalee.
All right, Ophelia's Sivir, Brevilleback, Nidalee.
Sivir.
Yee too, is that good?
I mean, I'd have Shogun for...
I mean, I could probably dual carry Ophelia's...
Who am I talking to?
Invoker plus one.
I mean I could actually probably go Shogun IE, I mean let me just throw another IE here.
I mean I'm probably rich enough to click this honestly.
And then I'll send the Shogun if I hit, what's it called, and then if I don't hit
Nidalee I'll just go forward, I can also play Zyra, Yorick, Mama Beak.
I need to be sure I hold the mama beat
And I leave my shoes
I was putting the levels, I love how long I can edge.
I have to get up.
I mean I have 40 gold, I feel like I can buy some of the 40 gold.
I have my main tank
It's a fucking
Well this stage I eat juggernaut. I'll get to this
It's mostly children this is this now fuck it now fuck all right
We then go to
I mean it's not like I've worked bad, I have a fucking nibbley too, how can that be bad?
I need a silver though, it wants to be silver instead of the stupid ass.
Ah nice, I'm gonna go.
It just wants to be silver instead of this dog shit because I hit Ash.
and GG. Black Thorn, is that good? Alright, one Silver and GG. Okay, I mean I'm done
with it. I have this, that does absolutely nothing. This is three Juggernaut, three Vanguard.
How do I fix this? I don't want to roll anymore. Four Vanguard front line, I can.
And if this is two juggernaut, what is this?
I mean shoujin, i.e.
I'll just do this.
Alright, I mean I did one silver and GG.
Do I hold Zyra?
No.
Mama beak?
No.
I mean this has been two primals.
I mean I guess I could play this.
And whatever
It died how the fuck did my who killed my who killed my nidalee oh rock on oh shit. Oh
Sorry
Sorry, oh that's why I'm holding this oh
This guy likes I should not very good that's crazy cuz I'm 93 HB still winning
I mean, I've seen one silver or felios and there's nothing wrong with playing and there's nothing wrong with playing
Well, no, I mean silver is much better. There's nothing wrong with three primal because I mean I can just drop by I
Don't know man to heal
Bell is a more fuzzle for him to hold on. Okay, it's fine. I
Mean, how can I board be bad? I don't get it
I just have no, I just have no two-star Okay, well, I don't want to roll anymore.
How do I, I mean, I can play Molo-Beak over Ash because I don't have a thing yet.
I mean this one's pretty solid.
Beasts, uh, I'll just re-deal this.
Or Juggernaut, or Vanguard.
Or Jan.
Or Jan.
I believe I do not have Anti-Deal, I can't.
Oh wait, they need to drop middle.
Alright, I mean I'm making 30, and then I'm just trying to go 9 so I can play towards
Ash-Sivir.
Okay, there's a Sivir.
This, this Aphelios fucking suck, man.
Before I sell this Aphelios, I just want everyone to confirm that Sivir is much better
than stupid asaphelios.
Before I get called out for weaker, or if I lose this round, then I'm going to stand
weaker.
I just drop the Vi at 9 for Malchi, and then I play... what?
Vi for Malchi?
And then how do I play a better Vanguard?
I'm a super, much better than a super, I don't know what to say.
Vi for Malchi, and then one of my Vanguard's Diana is...
Do I even have Ravager in? No.
Okay, okay, I dropped Diana for Taric, but then if I hit a loom too and I have a loom items, I can play a loom.
Just to feel this.
I can also just juggernaut this.
Yee for Blossom Adapter! Yeah, I definitely give a fuck about those traits.
don't really want to roll I don't have an anti-heal
am I just play no anti-heal? I can play a Boomalcanin actually
Oh I can play this double Shogun Tech
I mean it's fucking broken, this is water on the gas.
It killed my fucking, I mean it never killed me, that is what it is.
If I have Syra 2, you can't tell me this guy doesn't get 1000 only.
If I have Sivir 2, this guy gets a thousand though, yes?
Legion of 3's emblems?
Check the Nidalee mana. I did, I just removed her in any way. Who cares?
And legit, Knappi Vog, I've removed her.
Yeah.
Uh, I'm gonna play Amumu plus...
What is this? Juggernaut Summoner?
I'm just going to run, I'm 10 out of 9, and I get 10 out of the defense of them, whoops.
I'm pretty sure I'm about to win this game.
I am so healthy, I might as well decide to, 50, I don't even roll for charm, 50 for level.
Maokai over by, Maokai over by, I mean I'm going to lose for sure, he's Zyber 2,
to ramble back to you I don't even have charm I can't
I mean if I don't if I don't have cannon retreat Akali inferno is after a
ravager I mean I just beat someone with no charm with silver one
I mean, I'd rather still just play random skin.
I could also just play a colleague, something about the chapter.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm down for an item.
I completed random emblem.
Completed animal.
14, I just sat then.
Okay, red buff.
Okay, now I don't have to play also live ginsu losses for IE
I'll just put them together super a pleasure with it in the match
Well now I don't really care about adapter or
Or...
I...
Oh.
Wait.
Oh, what the- okay, I mean, similar to, that's Fade plus one.
Is that good?
I don't know, man.
I'm going to end with Steven as Fade.
I'm just an idiot.
Alright.
Alright, I'm just going nine, or ten.
I have one reporter.
What does Fade even do?
It's 580 in AP, I'm sure they get some stacks eventually.
Alright.
I'm not just on the fast end, pipping around Draven at 10, Malchai, Malchai Derek, levels
some shit. Okay this guy looks strong as fuck. My front line got one shot. What the
fuck happened? Hello? I mean do I keep this guy 10? Probably. Oh yes. I beat him anyway.
I beat him with no charm!
I can't!
What?
Alright, and now I'm just going 10.
8% Amp.
I mean this board looks pretty good to me.
I mean I could play a Lunar Tennis well, but ideally it's just Maokai, Taric, Draven,
Not by Terek Draven.
Maybe a random Lux.
Revon?
Oh, Revon.
Aphelios in shop!
What?
Aphelios?
I can't really go around with TG, cause you can also just play when I was Kenan 2 or 9.
And then my cap, like I just, I just 9 on...
I PICKED THE WRONG ONE!
I MEANT TO GO, I MEANT TO GO TG!
WHAT THE FUCK!
I MEANT TO GO THE FUCKING TG!
And then I just TG some idiot, TG Kenan?
And then I just go 3rd on fucking Ash here and I just win the game.
oh my it's not even that bad cuz I'm just gonna complete here in 3-in-3-in-3-in-3 item but like
No, I meant to go tg man cuz then I just go 3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3 item but like...
no I meant to go tg man cuz then I just go 3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3-in-3 item but like...
oh my what the fuck
I'm probably gonna lose here I literally don't have enough charge
I'll use a cannon to use them out
Do I even out-tab him on 10?
Probably.
I mean, yes.
Is it 100, 0, 1, 10?
But I don't even have that much gold to roll, though.
60 to level this turn.
60 to level this turn.
50, 60, 2 turns.
Is this, how much gold is this?
Is this 0 or is this 50?
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
50.
Or is this 50?
That's 50?
GG!
GG, I'm fucked!
Look at the other side?
Oh yes, he's 50 gold!
I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and fucking roll for some malti that didn't even change my board.
My malti has zero stacks, like who cares?
Ash 2...
My axe side is not correct. Also this middly fucking sucks. I'm down to play anything but this middly.
This middly is complete ass. It got outscaled so fucking hard.
Alright this is a bad matchup because these guys are never low and then it just jumps into the middle and then just one shot.
Up to two one-stars? I mean, I don't even want to buy this.
Like, I don't even have to play it, it's a legit zero-surgery.
I guess it would just be a random Ash. Or, not Ash, random Lux.
I have three removers to fix.
I could play Ezreal too, Elderwood Lux, Kennen too, I'll see.
All I know is it's literally fucking sucked at it.
It got outscaled too hard.
He has 10, 2 on 8 by the way.
Kale level 9.
How the fuck is he level 9?
I am pretty sure with the Shoguns I should be playing in EP Carry with the Rabbidod.
Alright, and his middle is AS.
And so I don't think I can sustain.
So, how come it looks like I went 9 and I have 0 gold to roll?
Oh my, where does that shit freeze at though?
I can play a random ass Naruto as well if I want to play...
I was going to play a random walk, but I didn't get the middle of the pop-off on one, that's all I know.
Ten and two.
Okay.
I mean, if I can get like Lux to or something, I'm actually bad.
I mean, it's an argument, something's tough.
I am never playing Elder, I'm playing Eric, one role for, okay, I mean, I might as well
just show them guaranteed to live I mean okay if I get Kenan 2 I win for sure
okay Kenan is dead instantly that I'm not
I'm gonna say it, I beat Cable Global 9.
Like, if you just roll on 8, you're actually so much better than a Diamond 1 player.
No fucking shit, man.
No fucking shit.
I have been spending the entire last week legit trolling.
I wasn't even trying to play the game.
But yeah, now this literally like it's broken on stage four, but I'm pretty sure like starting
stage five, this unit is legit dog.
She doesn't do anything.
She just walks up to their tank, autos at three times, and it's just dead, because
people like start setting up their like trio carries and shit.
On stage 4, when people only have like one carry, you just like run around and shit on everyone.
At 4.5 means you climb to D1, what the fuck was your average for the last three days?
But is it Sivir actually broken?
I swear this Sivir unit is legit OP.
It's just the problem is she needs like duo carries.
So compare Sivir to a Felios.
Like, I feel like a Felios is the shit, the biggest fraud.
But like, obviously like, you can still do well with a Felios.
It's just like, like the gods set up, like there's no fucking way it's not Sivir.
And it's dumbass of Felios.
This execute on the Sivir that bounces the entire board is kind of good.
Now the problem with Ezreal is that he legit needs Kevin.
I swear if you're playing Ezreal without Kennen and you're playing Ezreal Soraka, do you know what it's just like that?
Just like that.
Because you're forced to play Kog'Maw on your board.
And then Ezreal, Soraka, low key, that board is not even bad.
Ezreal, Soraka, Kog'Maw, probably a rock, because it's Invoker with Kog.
Yeah, fucking Morgana.
A Vanguard plus two.
And your board is not even bad.
And the G cannot be bad.
It actually clicked.
Probably like Fiddle, Fiddle, Lilia.
I don't know like I mean they're operated
You
I'm not.
Team Builder, what's this? This is good.
Soraka, Ezreal, Cog, Meow.
Biddle, Lillia.
Yeah, but I feel like, I don't like playing like this recently because I kinda just like,
because like okay at the end of the day this this this elderwood trait doesn't do
anything and like I kind of like just like whatever four cost frontline I find
I just play around it like if I find Malphite I'll probably just play like
something around it and I don't like I always just I'm too scared to drop
the fucking LeBlanc in middle but like I did like isn't this LeBlanc doing
absolutely fucking nothing for your board like legit nothing and then you're
forced to play a heck of them so then like let's think you find the
taric on your roll down? You're telling me you're just gonna be playing this over
like a hecarim for a stone bark tree and then you're fucking playing Leblanc
for a spell weevil? Fuck no! Well like on the roll down you hit like a lumu too and
and like a cannon you just play a lumu cannon if you hit like if you hit
like a loon you can play Diana a loon if you hit like a lux you can play
Lux plus plus one and you hit no it actually clicked man you just like and
not not it actually clicked
you just see your item you roll for some upgrades and put items on the
That's all you got to do.
GG.
Put some items on the units that you find early game that helps your fucking stage 2 and
stage 3 so you don't have to open and then you get nothing decent, you just pull open
and then just pray for like pray for one life play from one life and just pray
gee
I blow chain. I'm not gonna
I guess.
I think I'm going to go back to my room.
Uh, I'm going to go back to my room.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Shogun player on Bo chain.
These are all shit.
Low key, I could go Heroic, Grab Bag, Slam, Titans.
On Diana too.
And does that win every round?
No.
No
If I slam g8 here do I win every round
With G a nearly or G Diana. I mean I win this round for sure
I don't know if I want to make a G8, but maybe it's already worth it.
I'm a G here I went for sure.
But now I'm stuck with a G to hold into.
I'm pretty sure I could just play this.
Is this booster pack Yi with a bow?
Why does everyone have a Yi?
Why does the entire lobby have a fucking Yi?
I mean, I'm for sure playing this.
And then now that I have Rengar...
I mean, I'm probably not gonna play it, but...
The entire lobby has a Yi, otherwise I would just take this and... I don't care, three components is good enough.
But I mean, this Rengar makes this like farm too much wool.
let me see uh solo leveling titan's cloak at least we'll cast you a pf arc arc
i mean this guy sees that i have uh
too low okay i lose win moves
Why are there only two costs?
Excuse me?
Okay, I'm just gonna G against you and then if other people want to play Yi, I'm just
I'm just gonna play towards Nidalee-Aphelios-Civor-Flex, like Nidalee-Aphelios-Bremelback-Civor-Flex, and then, but I would prefer if I could just play Geed.
What did this guy go? Let me see, T-Dog. Where is he? T-Dog. He went T-er. Oh, he's definitely not playing Geed.
What?
Zyra?
God, this.
Can these fuckers... I obviously put this up here for now, but can these fuckers...
Can I just play one D-game? Come on, no one pivot in.
This is the GS I knew it was, I mean, I mean, probably not even the GS slam, I have to use my GA.
I'm right.
What is this Yi, if you don't have any artifacts? Is it Yi against your Titans?
I don't even know if I've ever played Yi without an artifact.
A Mew Mew? That's the Yi you can even show you the back.
Nice try, Riot Games!
Do you think I'm fucking stupid?
Nice try buddy!
I don't really want to play level 8 port because I'm so broke.
Because of you Nara too.
I mean this guy is GS Gargoyle, I guarantee you he is not playing Master E.
And then if people want to pivot in, it is what it is.
I mean if they want to contest this, it is what it is.
Look at my- look at my spot. How the fuck- like, surely I'm not going to contest it here, right?
How can I get contested from this?
Component Anvil has a roll on 7. I mean, I natural so many copies.
Alright.
Rolling for days, missed connections, branching out, the glass cannon, small grab-back for items.
I mean, we're getting two more components. 20 gold is pretty good.
Are these Ornn?
Adapter?
Primal?
Spell Weba?
I mean, I'm not paying gold for that.
gold for that. Alright maybe the block and farm some stuff. If I lose this round it's
This is an open FF.
There's no other ways.
How much is it back there?
I mean, I've blossomed to this entire stage, so I'm kind of down for this.
Truly mincap mic.
My camera is lagging?
What the fuck? Yeah, why is it so laggy?
I see a blossom farm, everything will turn.
The highest star level 2 cost you own permanently transforms
into a 3 cost.
3?
I mean, I got a vibe and I lost my fucking block, that's why I didn't want to lose.
Is there an adapter?
I know you held my Reconna Caterina, buddy.
It's just obvious fucking rage bait.
It's a little too obvious, but
Part of the infanom some
Also, let me put a shit right there. I'm gonna I'm getting bored. I'm gonna just miss shit
By to I natural to everything
1-0 GG. 3-gold? I mean this is legit an instant guaranteed win. I mean I'm not paying like
like not not not on it
uh...
trash trash trash trash
your rate
nidalee
set
rengar
yee
krug
vi
one two three four five six seven
When is this turning into an ADV?
How many rengos do I have?
What's the goal of the strongest?
I'll be one mold.
Uhhh...
all right yeah you need 30 kills he's trash yep
All right, all right, I probably need to roll a little bit here or I'm going to be dead.
I'm going to roll until at least Rengar too.
My board is about to fall off like crazy and the problem is my Rengar doesn't have
a single fucking...
It's not even ADE yet, because I have a fucking...my Rengar isn't transformed.
Golden Niko.
Bro.
Rod.
Blood.
Chain.
Rod.
Another Rod, bro.
A boat.
a boat
3D and health potion
how much do I want to roll here?
I kind of want to just go components am I going grug three
says a hundred nearly already no no no don't kill this
It got one shot for this hunter. Nidalee is so OP man
Look at the AV on the ship. I don't know about her. I have two ring are for yee
Two ring are for yee
Golden Niko
Verticality cybernetic implants. I mean that's basically so I can get the thing down right now
Which is actually pretty okay
URF
If this changes to AD now, please help me with this AD.
Don't piss me off.
How do I know if this is AD or not?
How do you check?
If this is AD or not?
Lose 8 player health and 6 lives for a champ dude?
No.
They're too low, it's one or...
I mean, I don't care about this either.
Is this AD?
How can you tell?
How are you a pro?
What do you mean?
Like, how can you tell?
I don't get it.
Oh, it's AD now.
Alright.
She says Attack Specialist.
Oh, what's the other one? Not a tag specialist?
All right, where are my Masties?
Where are the set I mean, I guess I just play this dog-ass board for a little bit all right
I've seen worse
And probably one of the garbage
Bro, you're generally a dumbass!
Respectfully!
Yeah, you're stupid as fuck as well, lad.
Alright.
I didn't even sell Silver for 40.
My board is legit terrible.
I don't even know how I'm winning a single round.
What did I fight last round to win?
You have 12 plus 1.
Oh yeah, why don't we literally overbrawl?
Sorry.
And I need set for it to be, I mean, I do like GA on Rengar, but I also do like having
a third tank item. How is this E? Oh wait, so this is another item. I mean, I do like
But I also having like having a third team right now. I'm gonna go steadfast, and I'll just split this with this for now
The temporary three-star
G
What are these blossom charms? Why are these charms so ass? Am I missing something?
How come these charms like I had blossom this entire stage have I bought a single charm? No
Oh, they're terrible.
What is Showtime even playing?
His tank has a de-call, that's it.
I'm probably gonna lose anyway, right?
Alright, I have 6 Rangar, 5 Yi, 7 Vi, and 30 Gold for me.
Jee!
Step fast on a Juggernot!
LOL!
First message!
Like a pro!
You just make your damn items!
just to make your damn items. Oh my god. My bad, I built DR on Tombjugger or not. Yo,
my bad. Finally, I think he evolved. What's he at? Where is he at? 30. All right, I'll
all right where are my units I got nothing oh oh wait I just have a golden
no no GA fuck you man I mean I couldn't greed it and then I my level 8 has another
in here as well. Am I green in here? No.
What the fuck? I can't. What the fuck? I wrote three times. Total.
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit?
I think I am 8.
No, this is a bad beat.
This is actually a bad beat.
Guys, no, this matchup is the gig of bad beat.
Just wait, just wait.
I'm not going to lose.
I'm not going to lose.
Wait, oh, I got a glow.
What the fuck?
wait just wait it is unloosable 44 level oh wait what the fuck I did not get a
glove wait am I close to two takedowns also I could go QSS here GA ginsu QSS
and then Titan's on Rengar and Rengar's AP scaling it's kind of good I'm down
He's just pissing me off.
Gensu, QSS, PA, Gensu, Typed Gensu, whatever it is.
Alright.
And then I have...
I mean the thing is I'm getting...
I might as well just go to eat, actually.
I didn't roll for a talk.
How did this just cleanse?
What the fuck was that?
How the fuck did this cleanse?
What the fuck was that?
GA he didn't have a GA. It just cleansed were fun
York oh, there's York on
Prugged shit is taunted elderwood
I mean other one loves it pretty good.
I mean I kind of want to just, I mean I might as well stack one, bro I'm 40 HP, no no no
no no, no I'm not a pig.
What the fuck?
Is this?
What the fuck?
No GA, fuck you man!
I mean, no, here, like, she's not even good because on this one I want to just finish an item that's not fucking some bar cake
Oh
adapter. Is this gonna cast? Not really. Maybe one cast is already better.
Yo, my bad.
My bad.
Flickerblade, wit's end.
You the fucking goat.
What is- I don't even know the- like what even is this one?
Which one's the tighter one?
Execute?
Attacks me.
I mean, I get attached before my board.
Alright.
And then, sure.
I mean, I don't even think that's stronger than playing Elderly Mugs.
I'm sure that I can find something better.
I can probably put a Xyra on my Mortar some shit.
I'm probably...
Why does this even have an Elder Dragon on his board?
That's the real question.
She has an elder dragon with zero items for two units.
The fuck?
I mean, I'm Crug one set, one nidalee one, and then I can also just play like random
Xyra on my board?
What the fuck? It's just me and two crunks.
I'm trying to get DR on my board right now.
Oh I need it, I can go for a better item than fucking the Sunfire Cakes.
Ah shit.
Instead of itemizing this in you.
How many ults do I need to get full plants on a board?
Zyra death!
What the fuck is this, man? I cannot.
Oh, he'll do me help.
Fucking man.
It is sort of a nice. If he swapped sides to this side, it was an instant FF.
to this side, it was an instant FF, legit instant FF.
It might still be an instant FF.
Excuse me?
Like an orange anvil, and then portable 14-fungle 1, 2 giga, like a nice man.
What the fuck? Hello?
No...
Why does he not have Bramble back on his board?
He has a fucking- I still cannot believe he's playing a fucking elder dragon.
I can not believe it.
My Nidalee is getting one shot.
My Yi is getting one shot.
My Rengar got one shot.
I lost.
I'm dead.
Nidalee is bugged?
How?
How do you know?
I died.
I didn't kill a single unit.
My Nidalee was at 45 mana?
How?
I mean, how do I fix that?
I went forth with this, man!
Oh my... Oh my god...
I don't get it... I don't get it...
So when you two-star AD, literally you have to remove it?
Like you have to commit a remover to your melee?
What? So I can roll down?
So let's say you 4-2, roll diddly-2, you literally have to just, can you remove your
zero items on it, save your remover, and still swap it?
180 games still not Master Bro.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm tired.
If you have bringer you have to bench.
I'm in fucking ravens, Lois.
Consider your next move very carefully.
games are tonight. Is it just me against... Is it just me against VFX? Yes. Okay.
Give me some more bets, Robin. I'm sorry man, I can't do the dog shit. If you, uh, if you look at my account,
Just look how much I'm up in the last month.
And then it's crazy because I think every play I gave you was just losing.
Ha ha ha ha!
My bad.
Alright.
First time chatter, second time hate watcher.
Good one, man.
First message, congrats.
Okay, can I play a game of Kale, please?
Alright.
I'm in a five-or.
Kale.
Alright.
Oh, no, my items are suck, man.
Assets for a gargoyle right now and then I just sacre the gold capital gains
Store gold on the fun three-three game go quick
quick streaks for gold
Don't hear fit. Oh, I'm gay. Oh, I will be gay
3 you're scaring me.
Triple Sigwani, how is this a level 3 shot?
Oh fuck you man.
Great man, I don't have a single pair.
Or two stars.
I can't.
I can't.
BUY IT!
IT'S BUY IT!
Bro, no.
No, no, no, no, that has to be really,
that has to be fucking great.
Rage bait.
I've got your part, I've got your part, so try me.
Yeah, let's just upgrade to fucking Syjuani.
Oh my god, fucking giga bronze.
That's not even bronze.
That's just either first time player or rage bait.
If it's not rage bait, it's first time player.
If it's not rage bait or first time player, it's legit awful TFT player.
Alright.
I'm right here.
Heh heh! Excited!
Look at all these lazy trees.
SES YOU!
Did you know solar gets buffed for Star Level? Oh, I'm aware!
I- I'm aware!
Except you just don't go 3 star fucking Sujuani!
Form, Zaya, Arakhan, Kale, and...
Real life.
Uh, Sujuani...
I'm heckling.
You do though, right? No!
You don't!
That shit... Sujuani is tankier than Worm.
But it's not Worm, that you're gonna go in.
It's just-
Yaya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
Like I-I-I-I-
Can you explain why skip-through?
You don't go for 3 stars to Jwani and you're not holding 6 gold on bench,
when you're just trying to re-roll 2 star 1 costs.
Add a 2 street to your loss.
I could have upgraded this in time in or I could have
This guy's future focus I'm actually on five loss
I could have I could have upgraded that that was a cool last friend
Look I need bow
Like this augment you just want to sit here and just two star one cost and just to think that that's what the two roles earlier
We're good, but then I saw a shop of five two costs on four or three that has to be bad beat
I don't know.
The real answer is you need 4 and 3 instant.
What?
Setsuko's mom, you watch Setsuko this much? How are you still this bad?
Okay, it has nothing, you just need, like, it has nothing, like, the Sujuani has nothing to do with Orn.
Oh, my...
I'm a gigaventure locked.
I can't.
I can't.
And then I'm not even, I can't even hold these three star ones, like I can't even hold these one cost pairs, like this Ornn is actually bad.
He went off. I'm legit not able to hold these and I have to go for three star everything.
It's actually a bad beat.
Like I hit so hard and then the bees don't roll into something good, I'm just sitting
here rolling once or one cost.
I'm like it feels bad as a Yorker and common pair
Oh
I mean it's still about me
Am I gonna ask anyone no no no
I mean this game is over like don't get me wrong this game is fucking over I think I think I just high-rolled my charms I
hope I high-rolled this loose three charms on the richest fuck I high-rolled the two re-rolls but then I lowered the re-rolls
So it's actually not a high roll. It's like whatever and then I
Just hyrule that chart as well
And then the order three makes it so my bench is no longer locked and now that my bench is no longer locked
I can roll for two star one costs and start rolling that shit
So it's like an actual gig a good beat
I mean, so Johnny's still like I don't really want to hold it because it's just an adventure
I'm sure they found once and one eventually.
Huh?
Are there any pairs?
Cinderling Bear.
I am lost.
For Forger TG Rod, I have zero pairs.
Jingy!
What?
What the fuck and I can't I'm gigabinch locked I'm legit gigabinch locked I don't get it
Yes, I need to upgrade
I mean I'm pretty sure on average you see more than one push off.
I mean, this has to be a bad beat!
Here, item, I mean...
... two moves.
I, I did it. I should have just leveled last turn.
Okay.
Game 4, for the next game, 4 EXP, how much is that?
I mean that's pretty good. I'm gonna just keep losing.
Kaled 2?
Okay, should I just field any shit 1 cost
for Field of Mice?
Then I have to roll again. Yeah, fuck it, Field of Mice is coming!
I mean I'm gonna lose anyway, who cares?
And I'm just gonna go GS and play for
Favorite game?
I mean, how do I, how am I rolling one cost?
One star one cost.
Oh, yeah.
Alright, feel the mice.
Okay.
what this is eight I mean my spots fine man I mean it has to be about be like how
How am I still rolling 1 star 1 costs?
I always find a weak spot.
Okay, thank you, I'm not bench locked.
God bless.
Bro, fuck the field of ice.
God bless I'm not bench locked.
Do I have another one?
Do I have another one?
Fuck it!
I do.
Except now I'm bench locked.
Wait, do I even need...
Wait.
Oh, I have Zyra 3!
Oh ho ho!
Yo, my bad.
Yo, my bad!
Alright.
My ESP didn't even break even, but that's when I hit everything.
Everyone, relax. My bad. My bad.
I won with this board? How?
A board is so bad!
Who did I fight? Is he open?
He's playing rugby from this spot?
Alright, well, I think you have your own team.
I'm just missing what's it called right under the tail three and I could play elderwood
I'm pretty sure I'm going to win anyway.
That works pretty good.
I can go on.
I could just sell this but
sometimes if I find a Leona in shop
I can just sell these for gold
and just roll one star.
I can't.
Cosmeticals.
I mean I lose is it's basically a win is it a basically a win I have this I have this
I
Gained 40 feet
Okay, now what?
Oh, I could have bought Mama Beak?
Sold that and just played Hecarim.
Okay, it's not like it matters, man.
Except now I actually would prefer to win.
Everyone relax.
I won the game.
Everyone relax.
You are dead bro, I'm playing KO man, you're always this low, it doesn't matter, bro this
is a fucking, what's it called, dip man.
It's probably a heck of a dip.
now i'm 8
i should have won this round man
my spot is fine
excuse me
i mean i get a little two-star-two cause
man i would have actually won the rounds, this is a pretty big deal
I'm pretty sure I have to just roll into anyone who's in the middle of the night.
I need one more for every leader you kill.
Trash, Trash, Sigwani.
I mean, I could just buy this. It's not even worth rolling two stars.
GD! I have it! I have it! I hit it both on the last round, man. It's a bad beat.
I'm not sure.
Okay, why have everything right?
What do I go for now?
I'm sorry, I can just level.
One, two, three, four, five.
I mean, I could roll for the other one, but I'm still on the screen.
one two three four five i mean i could roll for the other woods but i'm still on this
run i totally forgot why i'm here
for eclipse bro no one's going for no fucking eclipse
I'm glad the cannon is pretty good.
I mean like the thing is I could have reforged it's kind of greedy like it's why lose a
Okay does this board actually lose on stage 4 though?
I feel like my board is pretty good for this stage.
Also why am I backlining my fucking Leona?
Alright, one more round and I get the artifact.
I kinda wish I had it this turn, because then I would know what I'm going for.
The block.
There's an elder dragon, ringar.
Alright, well hopefully I win this round.
I legit only positioned for the uh...
what's it called player?
The Closest Rengar player. If it doesn't call this Rengar with glass cannon, I'm just gonna die.
And then I'm gonna eat.
This has to be a bad beat.
This has to be a bad beat.
It must be.
I'm one torn away from cashing out the orange and I I mean I could have reforged belt or bow and I would have won this round
But I mean like I think we're forced to build both
No, I mean isn't it a loonie?
Belt I mean I kind of want
Bro, I have to just go some fireman. I don't want to go more low. I can't roll it. Okay, but now if I don't get I
I mean, if I don't get this fucking item, I am 8th.
I am 8th.
Bro, I'm getting a Kailh item.
I'm getting a Kailh item.
I'm not building no fucking red buff on fucking Zyre.
No.
Just trust me.
Just trust.
And if I miss, it's just an FF.
It's an FF.
It is what it is.
I think I'm fucking Talisman man, I miss the fucking fuck you.
Also that's not- no no no no I'm not reforging- I don't even have a third fucking item man.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
I will think about it on neutrals if I somehow like low roll like
But this shit is ass
And I'm glass cannon so it's gig ass I would have won the round everybody was supposed to bleed
Tell us then did like it would've been over already man
I'm in seven free rolls. I mean I'll just I mean one heck of them could easily do the dip man. Okay heck of them
All right now what?
What what's my level 8?
A stupid ass of Delios?
I mean I'm pretty sure with Talisman I have to just play frontline.
Bro, Shed is a forge. I'm not taking the forge, fuck it. I mean, I'm not.
No, this Talisman shit is too ass. I don't fucking care.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, though. I'm pretty sure.
HOW! You piece of shit! No, no, no, this shit, I'm out, I'm out.
The fact that it can ascend and still lose, fuck you.
J?
Is Hellfire hatchet good?
It doesn't even have sample size.
It's negative 0.07.
It's worse than Talisman.
I can't even level this turn.
Fuck you, man.
Gini!
Oh, okay, back.
I mean, that's pretty good.
I mean I usually would go item here but I don't have, okay honestly is this stairs actually
a straight up better than fucking Vard Breaker or whatever?
I usually would go item, I thought I had Talisman is why, but I mean it doesn't really matter.
Seeker's armguard, I mean it's not wit's end and it's not flicker but it's acceptable.
I can't.
Is that good?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Is that good?
I mean this turn I'll play this, but I mean I can play Ivern, actually I don't even know
what Treesie is.
How do I know what Treesie is?
It is?
Is that what I'm in Ivern?
come on Ivern!
wait who? who?
oh green father!
I can't see!
oh mushroom!
mushroom!
alright! I'm coming in!
Wait, what? I wrote the fucking Managing Hex! Bro! No, that's some fucking rage bait,
man! Wait, I thought it always was the bottom- the bottom- right one.
I mean three out of that's pretty good I guess
I mean I could have rolled for Hecarim but then what about my Charm, I just have 3 for
What?
Quick your mark!
Quick your mark!
Quick your mark!
Quick your mark!
Quick your mark!
Quick your mark!
I mean there's an iron maybe I can get iron too.
And I go double.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I have two rolls, but then I can't use it all at once, fuck it.
No, I'm going to get out of the fucking way.
Where are the four costs?
Five costs, because I'm coming down to this Iron Man 2 game.
Check a ward, am I close?
Wait, Loki? I'm kinda close.
I mean in this matchup I need to make sure- what the fuck is this on my board?
In this matchup I need to make sure my uh- I mean I just need to get some resets or
Yeah, whatever, I'm sure they reset.
It says 50 hold.
What?
That's the reason it's especially over.
If Kale gets like 2 take downs in the first like 10 seconds of fight, it's just giggle.
Okay, I mean, I got the mushroom heads there, so it's 8% amp, which is a lot.
But then like if they put like a giga tank there and I can't get resets I mean
Amos and Amos are a lot though and I feel like the splashdown fits anyway
I'm pretty sure the stupid ass Krug, when it splits off, it counts as takedowns.
I don't really want to roll, but I just need to be strong.
Wait am I not close?
Oh I'm like two fights off.
Maybe three.
This Sunfire Bug actually greets me because I'm pretty sure this is not anti-healed.
It's actually not anti-healed.
If I lose this, it's actually a Sunfire Bug Dip, because it doesn't proc at the beginning
of the fight.
It walked to the left, and didn't anti-heal the fucking...
Actually, does this even have healing?
This is going to heal at all or no.
I mean, isn't this game just the dip? It's that one round that I didn't play. I didn't,
I sold, I sold Hecarim instead of Mama Beat. That one round cost me the game. Because
I would have won, I would be on like a 20 streak. And I lost a life. Because I lost
around on I lost the round break before neutrals and I also lost out one round when I had Leblanc over Hecarim.
And then because of that, lost I was too low, you were forced too late. No! No!
You can't reforge when you don't have your third damage item because what happens when you get a tank item?
You're just loading into your fucking fight with your carry having two items? Bro, what?
You're pulling up to a gunfight with a sword, like, you have two items versus three, it's just, you can't play the game!
It's an instant GG!
Oh my god...
It's an instant GG.
Zoro would, bro.
If Zoro were in real life, he would lose to me.
I just bust out the fucking M4, he's over.
He's dead as fuck!
What is this dumbass sword going to do, man?
Like, bro...
This is just a fucking rage big Zorro.
That guy is ass.
Is Zorro strong later or no?
I remember when I read.
I used to go to the library when I was like 10 years old
and I like read a little bit and he was like cool,
but then I realized he was ass.
He's the strongest.
Really?
ChatGPT is Zorro strong.
If you mean Zorro Braumonius, absolutely.
He's one of the strongest characters in the series and as of the latest Mango material
on the material, he's firmly in the top tier fighter conversation.
Eh?
Wait, really?
I thought he was ass.
Really? I thought it was ass.
I just played that Ezreal Serangikon how to go E.
It was ass.
I mean, yes! Look at the units on your board!
I don't think you're trying to win, man.
Hecker Room Leblanc!
Don't worry!
My headroom is spotting in a fucking 500 HP tree!
What?!
I mean, if you're 100 streaking, and then that's what you, like, natural on your mid-game, I feel like it's fine.
Zoro is a direct descendant of Emo?
He's a demon-like!
Nice.
I definitely know what that is.
Alright, can I have like some kale again bro? Kale's fun as fuck. You just go to one light and then you win out, you win out, you lose, you lose.
That's our royal? Alright.
All right.
All right.
Bonus gift.
Backline blueprint. I mean should I play something that's not Kale because I feel like I I'm not learning anything.
I mean, don't I just take a backline blooper? This should have stole OP, man.
Wait, actually, those don't sound no-pivoted to Gale.
No, no, this should... I feel like this should have actually OP.
Okay, I guess I'm playing...
Do you want to put this?
Wait, maybe I play Apilios?
With Orcs to re-cash out.
Wait?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm at 6-0-1, and then I can roll for a charm next turn, and then I can roll for a charm the following turn.
And then, like, there's a lot of charms that help you find a 1-3.
If you hit one more 1 next turn, fuck it, roll to 0. No thanks!
Bro, go to Masters before playing for fun.
I'm not even- this is actually just good!
It's just a good play!
It's just a straight up good play!
I see a fucking- I see- like I want these two rolls, I stay level three, and I can
see two shops, nine units, and a charm.
Ninety minutes plus charm, ninety minutes plus charm.
Okay, see?
And I see a charm here.
GD!
See?
see if I find a fucking opener I'm going to be very mad
No, I'm not rolling this turn. I'm going to roll next turn, next turn, so I can get a
fucking charm okay that makes sense there's so many times this tiny dude
there's roll for one cost on the shop it's worse odds but you see a charm man
you save the fucking free reroll for an extra charm
fuck the odds fuck the odds
J. J. I mean that's pretty good.
Okay, do I even want to, like, win?
Now this is what you do with your camera, isn't it?
What the fuck am I even holding here? Real fuckin' badness.
What is solo with one 3 star game?
Low key, it's not even that bad.
And then I just play towards Eclipse's game.
Cause I could play, I could play, I could play a Leona on my board for 2 defender,
or like 4 defender, and I play 4 defender, 4 defender, 2 Juggernaut, 4 defender, 2
juggernaut or I can just play the damn game and win for free. Is there an orn? I mean bow
with three thoughts to BS or a bow? No orn guys if I have to if I roll for orn 3
from this spot no matter what happens I am fucking if I spend gold before
neutrals I am fucking I'm fucking I have I have it's fine it's fine
I mean, is this not just an Elderwood-Aphelios game?
It probably is.
In Italy?
What role, bro?
No!
What role, bro, no, no, even if I hit, oh, actually, no, if I hit on the role, then that's
good.
But I mean, if I don't hit, I'm instant eight.
Bro, just relax.
Just fucking relax.
I might be down to roll for it on 3-1.
But I'm for sure not rolling for it now.
I mean, you never make it.
Orn 3 is not going to carry you.
I still need to make it to Aphelios, man.
OK, let me buy these so it doesn't all...
A two star two cost on the block.
Wait I can just have a block form this shit.
Oh shit wait I need to not win this round.
Yeah I need to not win or I'm ace.
Like for the off chance side it's like what's it called?
He rad that hold me
I'm actually playing Elderwood I feel use what's the core like core units that I play because I'm playing orn3 this game for sure
I'm a private place I have a free rapid a little key. I can
Okay, honestly, I'm orn3. I probably just play five elder
I have to play Zaya as well and then Alistar Nargon and then have a plus one so Alistar or Nargon
I mean if these are all final board do I just lose gold to make I mean no matter
I don't know what if I low next to her and I'm going to floor 8.
So it's actually only one goal.
Let me just turn my branch in place.
I sold the wrong unit because I probably don't play the E.
I use that.
Hold and drag him.
All right, all right, let's see, let's say I'm playing Ornn 3.
I mean, I need a defender for sure. Who the fuck are the worthless ass defenders that I can play?
Wow these units are some fucking ass I'm not gonna play fiddle stick I mean I'm
not gonna keep it cheap but I don't really want to play the block I'm not
gonna play fiddle sticks Diana Luna don't play taric you tell me I don't play
taric on my board?
Did I actually even fight over?
I probably just don't play around affiliates.
I mean like if I play, I mean maybe I don't know how to play, I mean I probably should play these.
And then plus one, I don't really want to play the Blancfield or anything like that.
My entire backline died this way this this it just I need my look I mean on average
I'm going to win rounds. I mean this guy is legit Thanos
He for the component already man, I can't
You'll find the orn, the blog will farm the orn, like relax, it's going to farm, it's
so likely.
No, no what, listen, the reason why elder, no one does what with elder is they just stare
at the synergies.
Bro, what the fuck does, the best unit in the game is Terrik, the best unit in the
game is Terrik, why would I want to play a fucking Hecarim?
If I could cap around Terrik, why don't I play Terrik?
A fucking Hecarim? Oh, a Lunar! Woohoo! Lunar!
Why don't I just play Draven? Lunar, what the fuck is...
A Phelios when I can play Draven too? Like, and then it opens up the...
And then I don't play a stupid ass Diana? I mean, and then...
And then, I mean, I don't mind Hecarim, but I'm not playing...
I'm not playing Hecarim and Diana, I'm gonna be dropping one of them for...
Like, oh my...
Except here I only have two slots.
Alright.
Can I get a fucking Oran item?
Or an Oran?
But I'm pretty sure it's Oran 2.
Oh it's already at 37k.
What the fuck?
Even without 3 star.
Afeleos?
I don't mind anfeleos.
I got a hundred games this set and didn't understand anything this guy just said no
I'm just saying no matter what if you actually are thinking about a final board
You you are not you are not
Putting on a
Fucking hecarim and Diana if you see Tariq like those units don't do anything
They I'm willing to drop fight again. No, they just they just don't do anything. I cannot
My LeBronk didn't farm me anything!
Where is Ornn? I don't know!
I was like, why am I lying so much?
I mean, honestly, even though I don't find Ornn 3 for a while, it's probably going to
cash out Ornn at this game anyway.
It's still like full HP, and I already got 3k, but I guess if I hit Ornn 3 earlier,
I think I can farm two Orhanians.
My Orhan 2 farm 10k.
Isn't that actually crazy?
What the fuck?
What is- my game is so laggy man.
I'm actually mind blown, I am not blue screened.
I mean, even if I don't hit Ornn 3, it's still gonna farm an Ornn item, but then if I don't
hit Ornn 3, I'm probably just gonna sell his Astral again, I don't know what the odds
are.
Where are some good defenders I can play?
I'm sure they'll find a 1-3 you mentioned.
I'm not even playing my strongholds, I have...
I'm playing pizza one here for takedowns.
Did I get EXP? Why is permanent normal in that turn?
Yeah, wait, what the fuck? How come permanent normal is this turn? I don't get it.
I don't know how to do this level, I'm just playing fucking 500. I don't really want to roll.
I don't think I get something to do with that.
I'm fighting a level 8 all-in Soraka 2 Managing Rabbidons.
I mean, I actually got some takedowns.
That's pretty good.
Alright, hello!
Hello!
What's it called?
What's it called?
LaBlock?
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to just be a 9 here, isn't this just a 9 full legendary?
That's pretty good.
No, but this time, like, it's actually a safe fast time because my frontline is always
going to be good.
But this is not a fake fast time.
This is a real fast time.
I probably just don't play Hecarim, and I just don't play Terak on my board.
I mean, when is perfect interval?
64 next turn?
I do need some takedowns though.
I mean this guy's front line- Yo yo yo! Bro!
I'm going to lose anyway!
Hello!
I probably just don't play Diana.
And I put Lily over LeBlanc, so I don't play other one.
I think I-
Wait, I win?
What is this guy's board?
This is his commerce board?
I cannot.
I need someone.
I beat someone. Alright, well, uh, when is for the interval?
Uh, I mean, I might just level postcaresle anyway.
Because I haven't got 30 gold plus 6 rolls.
Born?
You piece of fucking shit. You piece of fucking shit.
I could play Lillia, Lillia, Narr, I guess Lillia, Narr, why not just play all the legendaries,
why am I trying to play fucking fight all of them?
Why am I playing Orn?
Did I just sell Ornn then? Is he almost at 33?
I mean I have rapid fire plus one. That's pretty good. I don't think I'm getting a single big down to strong by the way.
This guy's front line is too handy.
Okay I mean cash out the thing. I could also just sell Ornn, which gives me an open slot, but I have to find a better upgrade.
Also, I don't really want to... It's not permanent at all though, but if I sap one more...
I should I just play for one life? Okay.
I'm pretty sure... I am... Yeah, I am. Wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 with the Malkai
and the taric how how is RSC driven acceptable
Okay, well then what do I do with?
Okay I guess I just guard breaker my Ezreal.
Ezreal. I just go fast nine just like the old dragon board. And I just tell the super guy to order.
I mean, I'm just playing for one life. It is what it is.
Maybe two lives is better though.
And I have so much gold though, also this side is leveled and he's rolling through the
board and then I fight him, I mean if I fight him he survives, he has all my units.
But then I don't want to sell my Ornn 3 and then also the roll down, he's 10 player health.
Alright, what's up even with my board?
Okay, I'm just gonna not get baited by Ornn because Ornn 3 fucks themselves.
I'm pretty sure...
No, I'm cool with what I'm like. I'm gonna win this game.
Like, high-key I'm gonna win this game.
I'm pretty sure I have to play for...
How many of them was there gone?
Like a decent amount.
Of course I fight this guy! I would've just killed him off! Look at his board, man!
Like, bro.
I don't want to see it, gnar.
I'm just a 1-3, like it is what it is, I'm going to win out, I'm going to win out.
Except I just gave this guy like time to scale.
But not playing this Ornn means I don't have to play fucking dog shit as defender and I have an open slot and I have enough gold to hit everything.
There's the Ornn.
Baylock.
How to show that play a little too.
Solar Lux.
I have Rapid Fire plus 1, I just realized.
What the fuck is Rapid Fire plus 1?
I am lost.
I am lost, I think I'm dead.
Elderwood plus 1, I'm sure they'll play that.
I am lost how do I play Derek this is my board I've not even I can't even gargoyle
was my fucking... and I guess I can.
I mean I can...
create a moomoo plus...
I mean if I have elderwood plus two...
Okay, I'm not gonna afford the mobile mail cuz I actually kind of want to do
I'll do with Lux too
Oh, that's pretty good.
So why the fuck do I have an ablution on my board?
Am I close to 9?
Is the Blanc over Ezreal?
for what? Oh no, this Elune is just ass. I'm just gonna level for Kennen. I mean, Kennen
is fucking broken. Legit broken. I mean, I could have rolled with Perik, but if this
guy has Kerakute, yes he does. If I could win one more round, I would... oh wait, I
two more rounds. I have a fucking guard breaker. Nine elderwood. Is that good? Oh I need to
for a charm. I'm not just level for cannon plus something. Yes, broken. I mean I've got
to help it for sure.
I mean, if I win this round, which is already over, it's in.
Because I can move Rapid Fire to some idiot.
How is this guy still alive?
I mean, I can move Rapid Fire to some idiot.
And then I get a 3rd item Lux.
I just want to spam cast.
Actually that's a Terrik Pair with no lines.
That guy just got a Lune 2 though.
Am I scared of that guy?
I mean every time this unit casts, grants all allies 2.5% increase max health with the rest of combat.
ginsu shoujin burillo and then i just go rapid fire guardbreaker on gnar i don't even know why i have items on
two mana gem
all right well
Hopefully I'm not dead. This guy's in my pool with an aloonoo too.
It's boring when you climb.
My dad.
Okay, I get two components here, that's pretty good, I think.
I think I'm like one gold wave on level.
You piece of shit, that's where you're in.
I got tier BF.
I'm legit one gold from leveling. Oh wait, no I'm not.
I mean, I can sell this stupid asshole loom for a cannon and then level and play like somebody beat.
Does this loom do anything?
I'm going to go over Charm.
Weaker! Weaker! Bro, no one's playing those stupid ass Elune, man. That unit is ass.
I just have to make it out of this round in duty.
Because I'm probably guaranteed to find some 2 star 5 costs.
I win this one round I'm rolling another like 30 fucking gold and like I'm on nine odds
I could play a lume again.
I can't even get an EXP quest on 10.
I don't even know what I'm rolling for, Ivern?
Okay, I'm gonna show the Iver just better than that attack speed and G
I'm just even trout
I mean I should probably just link it with like this idiot and that shows that side.
And I'll put even Shroud on like, oh I probably still need to run this a lot, I thought I
something
This guy is BOTS
I mean the board is legit giga Thanos. I'm up an orn item level 9 role infinite
So boring like bro
No one actually thinks I'm a fucking diamond level player no competitive player like things I was actually going to be hard stuck like
Oh my God.
My ace today, I'm not even trying to win. I I see this every time.
If you just watch the VOD and just look at the games, I'm not even trying to win.
I do.
Robin your rage bait does not work your rage bait you are approaching 40 years old and your level of rage bait is pathetic
No disrespect
Wait Robin are we playing Baccarat at Vegas? I
Have not played Baccarat in three years
Yes. Oh wait that's not your two years. Wait when was Macau? Was that two years ago?
I don't remember. It was last year in Paris right? And the year before it was Macau? And then a year before that it was Vegas?
I don't remember.
I hope gambling spells your downfall, the amount that I gamble, I'm legit porvating.
I can lose 100 bets in a row and I'll still be financially stable.
It's just, I'm responsible, I'm a responsible gambler.
If you have a billion dollars and you wager a hundred billion dollars per game or per bet,
that is not responsible.
Even if you have a billion dollars, you're fucked.
You are actually fucked.
That analogy sucked.
Let's say you have $100 in your bank account.
I am basically betting the...
I mean, I can give you the actual...
Let me actually think.
How much am I actually betting?
Hold on.
In the first game, I usually bet around, like...
Okay, and then I do that to modify...
I am betting...
0.0003 of my net worth per game.
Is that even gambling then?
Yes. So freaking arrogant!
Do I not know what Harry gave me?
Harry gave me this definition.
How?
Harry means having an insulting attitude and acting as if you were better, smarter, or more important than other creatures.
I'm just saying, if you gamble, gamble responsibly. That's all I'm saying.
And I feel like it's legit not gambling if you don't get an addiction.
If I had a gambling addiction I would not be streaming right now and I'd be fucking watching whatever the fuck is on right now.
Did he go first? Yes.
I
Need a softholding they are this unit is legit trash
It is so fucking ass.
What does Vigor even do?
I'm out of Camille too. Okay surely there's something better than...
I'm for sure not playing my strongest board. What the fuck am I doing? I'm AFK! I'm AFK!
When did I get this fucking Camille 2 on my bench?
I mean the synergies look nice, but like I just know it is my strongest board.
But surely it's around Camille, too.
Wow, it's a bad guy. That could've been Orc.
Mmm... I'm at clip double level for Camille, but I'm gonna lose to this soon.
And I'm gonna lose to this soon, probably. And I beat everyone else anyway. Wish it was too ass.
I think if I can somehow finish a rod, I think my board is not going to be that bad, not too
fuck
Last life at boxbox bootcamp. Oh, I'm probably fucked it is what it is
I mean one gold why am I there's no way I'm not
but uh there's a two cause I don't even know. Kale. Leblanc. Alistar.
Nice one. Oh fuck. Minus one man. And this Leblanc, I guess I hit an Alistar for a big
game if I hit something but fuck you man what is this shot and I think I lost
the board suck I mean if I leveled for Camille to maybe I can win this
I'm gonna play it over anyway for shotbots I did a high check on my minus one
I just leveled for like a team home if I miss everything but uh there's a uh
What?
I'm tired.
Rod?
Why do I level on me?
Even if I want to lose streak, even if I lost my streak there, it doesn't really matter.
My board is guaranteed to not want to lose.
I just want to win.
And then I also see a level five shop.
And sometimes you just see something on the level five
shop that's just a straight easy win.
Which is not the shop, but.
I don't really want to slam ginsu, I don't want to see my items.
Can I say, border some mushrooms? My border is so bad.
If I don't get good components.
I'm gonna beat this guy, I lose to this guy, I lose to this guy, and then I probably will
actually lose to him if he rolls, which is probably real.
Alright.
My components.
I think I'm a...
I think I'll make.
I don't really want to sell Orn, but I also don't want to sell Yorick.
I feel like I sell Yorick.
I never hit Yorick.
Or Yorick.
And I feel like Yorick is out of the bag.
In the Zyra board.
And sometimes you just don't hit Yorick the whole game and you're just forced to
I'll see I'll see what I hit
90 HP 40 gold
I
Mean this game is over. I cannot
All right, give me bye, I mean even if I get by because now I don't mind seven against you
Cheating I mean bro you have to get something in the go. Like wait what?
I
Am just so fucking bad
There's so fucking bad, I mean no matter what I'm playing on the server. I don't really get to one server, but
They enter primal rapid fire.
They...
Where do I need it?
No...
I'm just fighting like Silver plus something.
I'm kinda down for Kraken Siver if I have Dinsu I guess, but if I don't have Gensu
first I'm not going to fucking drag him.
Golden dragon.
I kind of need some items or I'm a...
Okay, am I pivoting back into...
I have bow...
I have warmogs, gargoyle, rod, cloak, bow, rod.
my board is my board is straight-up terrible man
I don't get it.
This guy took cybernetic uplink with Shoujin IEGA?
I mean I guess he's playing really?
Oh great.
My opponent died instantly in NGV.
I didn't kill a single...
This Sivir is fucking trash.
I mean that's because I had no damage items.
I'm against you! That's it!
I actually haven't played Executioner's like a single time today.
I'm kind of excited. This comes out of fun.
You hold Lily on roll down as well.
I mean, this comes out of fun as well.
I mean it is stronger to play ord but I don't know what he's my ruler.
Claw rod, okay, so I've one month gargoyle
We're month gargoyle rod cloak
Rod
Rod so cool can roll basically
Mama be better than similar no mama beak
Mama beak
It's the three cost carousel. Oh wait, I'm the last big what the fuck oh
Okay
I'm gonna farm a component anyway.
I love Mama Beak.
I'll check it
This is a skull weaver as well that means anything
But then I can make econ this turn
If I drop, like if I drop this, I don't know, like maybe it's worth it, because I don't think it's that much weaker.
I'm not gonna make an econ.
But I could have just dropped for 4 plus...
I just heard the star level pop up.
When do you think this guy hit... I mean, you guys know when you hit it.
Last hurt, man.
Fucking rage rate.
I don't know how to lead you on, but that was 30 years ago.
Alright anyways, I'm broke!
Bye!
Okay, what about a bye?
I mean, I have to go execute, because there's no way I'm hitting what they're called.
My board?
It's fucking ass!
I could play 4 joggeron this time actually.
win lose win lose win or two all in my spot and I'm not even rich with booster
pack this spot is awful I'm fucking broke
I can't I don't want to sell or two though I mean I guess I can just sell
all these two idiots. And I just put Shustano over... I have to find the big fiddle stick
when it's fine. Go tier. Tier, glove. I'm not gonna go TGE. I'm not gonna go TGE.
Who the fuck is buying that? Another teenier.
Okay, I can also just play Sivir Flex this game as well.
I mean, do they make War Mods Bargoyle and see what my items look like?
I know I was going to fucking defend her with 4 dollars, I'll teach you this.
Okay, I just looked at my items.
I think I will be playing AP.
I will be playing AP.
This guy has a Zyron 7.
With this Ogre.
I'm going double booster pack, I fucking can't man.
Okay, actually I am playing similar.
I'm hitting the fuck back!
One, two random...
I mean, I don't even know what the fuck I'm playing.
What the fuck is this shit?
Ash!
Wait, I definitely want to hold set then.
Am I playing idly as well?
Sure.
Oh god, this roll down is look very shit.
Oh, that is not good.
Oh wait, hold on blue buff.
Gargoyle.
I'm probably dual carrying this and
broad tear cloak glove.
Tear cloak.
Broad glove.
Rodger forge.
Rodger forge.
Call for Forge, what do I get? Alright BS sword. Ie, okay don't worry. I mean I just
go Sivir 2, TG, Zyra. I am lost. I mean I want to play Sett plus that cinderling plus,
I'm probably not playing Malfight, and I'm probably not playing this either, and I'm
not playing this, and I have 30 gold to roll for Sivir 2. I don't know if I don't
server 2 I'm fucked and I just like said get this planet the fuck off she's
pissing me off man
hello
okay
okay and I mean surely I play a random heading and I move items off of the
but I'm scared and then I just need a
I still don't have to do to but honestly my work is pretty good. I mean if I hit this
I play this plus over something
I mean I'm actually really close to spiking
I mean I could just play Vi over some idiot.
So that kind of, technically, eh, probably has to do with me, it is what it is.
I mean isn't it just Vi and I don't play Lawson?
I need to go back and find my... oh wait, if I take that I don't think I have to roll.
You know my board is actually good.
I mean, one buy of my board is really good, and then a move of my board is even better.
There's also half anti-heal.
What are these traits?
It doesn't matter the traits do not matter. That's that's why the set is good
The traits do not matter. They just don't matter. I mean, yeah, she does so why like it's actually I mean they just don't matter
I mean
You don't
I mean I have to play Krug
I mean, I'll just play this and I just don't play the execute. I mean similar to I mean sure that I'm not rolling I
I missed fucking you piece of shit
Your cloak rod. I've no anti-heal. I don't have to heal. I
Don't get it
Or no, oh wait, I am oh, I'm inferno. Oh
I'm actually just some
this is a crown guard this this is a fucking crown guard I am a this is a
this is actually the game man I thought this is a crown guard this this is a
It's a crown guard dick. It's a crown guard dick.
A mo-mo too.
A robertron troll, like, if I won that round, I don't even have the robertron here, man.
He gets a dawn.
It's a fucking crown guard dick, man.
Also, is this signaling doing any damage? 3k, is that good?
I technically can just drop these two idiots as well.
I can play Nidalee.
It's actually a Krongaard dip.
I just lost a roll.
If I win that round, it's actual GG.
It's an actual GG.
No.
Because now I'm like too scared to lose another life and then I'm forced to just
through 0 for the rest of the game and then anyone? I don't have fucking execute! My sivir
doesn't do damage! Have I really have to roll full of eye? Okay! Okay, okay. Okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Pro, there is a Nidally-Every shot but I'm
I mean, this is Juggernaut plus Blossom. Blossom doesn't do anything good. Juggernaut's pretty good.
I mean, I probably just have to go up to 1v1. Or I mean, I think it's SQ. It is already, I guess.
Bro, I'm so close to the game! I just threw the game! I threw the fucking game!
Ehhh!
Roll!
And then also I should've held it by anyway but I guess there's Rift Beast.
Is that good?
I mean I could just play this and then stop rolling.
And then I just Rift Beast for HV hold ward and then that's more front line anyway.
I think I should have rolled 20 million times earlier.
My board does no damage.
My board does no damage.
I am fucked.
I mean I'm trying to go 9 men!
I'd be like 40 gold if I lose that 1 round with 30 HP so I'd be 30 HP with 40 gold.
But like that 1 round loss, like is my game not fucked?
Okay also this Ashe.
I mean I have to roll like I I don't I can't just I it's too late I already I
already threw the game I legit threw the game
I legit threw the game by by that one round I didn't make crown guard like
Should I be 10-year or 9-year? Easily?
I could just 9...
I'm still 20 HP not rolling, but I don't get to win this.
I don't have execute. I don't have execute.
No, Simmer's good! Simmer's actually good! I just... No, no, no! If I didn't troll this game, I guarantee you this spot's a first. I guarantee it.
Like, if I didn't troll this game's a first, it actually is. But I trolled. And now it's not a first. Cause I'm stupid.
Here's why. I just don't play the...
Like I should 100% be 9 here but the reason I'm so poor is that I hold for Tron.
And then I didn't hold by and I probably lost around because I didn't hold by earlier.
Like as soon as I see the Cinderling 3 I need to just fucking make sure I hold by.
And then I, I mean my spot was actually mine.
But uh, yeah I'm just sitting here with 30 golds every single turn.
I got CC twice trying to like half-ass my level 9 guys guys no listen listen listen I played
this game horribly I played this game okay also I'm pretty sure he had the two-star upgrade
turn or no no wait I just lost a one-star one-star really like I played this
game horribly however however however if I played correctly I'm pretty sure
pivoting the server from there was a giga first no cap like oh my no no it's
It's actually hard man, like no, it's actually hard.
This set, like no, no, no, no, no, like if I didn't spend
my first 150 games jerking off, that pivot was actually good.
I just, I lost that one life, but I should be like 40,
like okay, I'm 40 HP going to 4-1,
I don't roll the falling turn,
I wanna one that round as well, I hold the vibe,
so I probably save an extra 10 gold,
I died on 5-2, I died on 5-2,
and I just started jamming in some garbage,
and then even if I go to one leg,
Like I'm actually like really full swinging out.
No cap.
Like I have set to Vi Amumu two,
Sivir two, Ash, Sinderling three.
Maybe I find a random ass Ivern,
maybe I just play some dumbass Taric plus whatever.
Like no, I actually was about,
like I was going to win.
I was going to win.
It just looks bad because I didn't win.
No, the reason I sold the Nidalee
is because I was gonna go nine,
but then I kept losing
I mean the crown board was around and then I didn't hold by and then I held the vibe
I mean what the fuck is nearly doing from this spot absolutely nothing no no
No, like you just know just trust me like I'm telling you
Silver is actually good
Like I okay. What okay? What did I have I had said?
No, no, just just let me show you my board that just let me show you my board real quick
Just let me show you let's say I never hit the mouth guy because it's probably too expensive
I don't have that much gold, but I already had the baseline of these units.
I had the baseline of Cinderling 3, Kennen, Amumu, Amumu, Cinderling 3, which is not good,
but I mean it's fine.
Bros, no!
No, you still, no, you're just, I'm not, I'm not on mind you just jamming all the fucking...
my board is ass. I was sitting on 30 gold for five rounds in a row and just kept losing rounds.
But if I just rolled for two star everything I would not be losing every round.
But I also didn't hold my hold like as soon as I knew I was playing Ziver, I half-assed it
because I thought that I don't need Vi because I am just like niddly but then I realized
that why don't I just keep items on cd3 and then if I just held the buy I would
have a lot of gold there and then even if I don't hold the buy that one round like
I don't have the roll for charm the following turn and then like just okay
let me just show you the board like I okay what did I have I had set and I need
a brawler I can drop the stupid ass Krug for like a gnar at nine just
Trust me, the game was over.
The game was over.
I just trolled.
But that game was actually over if I didn't grief.
Ain't nobody cares, man.
No, but isn't that what makes the set so good?
That like, you, like all that cinder lane?
Like, you just, like what makes the set so good
is like set, like I played around set two
and then I had a moomoo two.
So like I played around these two as my frontliners,
which is really easy to splash, because I just play the stupid ass
Krug, Cinderling, and then what else did I have?
I had an Ash, which is not even bad, so I could have played Blossom,
but I'm like, Blossom's not doing anything to them.
OK, so this is my baseline.
And then if I held the Vi, and then I have Kennen,
so I probably just don't play Ash.
Well, honestly, I could have just open sold Cinderling
for Kennen, and then my level nine,
I could just drop the stupid ass Krug, if I find Gnar, I can play Ivern at 9, I can
drop... wait I don't have... and then I just play Juggernaut at 9, and this is my board
at 9, and my board is actually good, you can't lose.
Like, no, no, like I... and then I can probably fix my items according to whatever
I get.
No, the set's actually good.
No.
No.
Now I'm the good one strong.
I don't mind going Eath.
I don't mind going Eath.
If uh...
Caitlyn me roll?
I don't mind going 8 when I'm trolling, but that game I was actually trolling.
It just looked really bad.
Because I fucked up.
And then I have to ask this O9, but I should have just rolled an 8.
Oh?
I mean, they should not kind of nerve Wait, when you buy the charm it doesn't impact
your- Wait!
Surely not, man!
There's no way!
There's actually no way!
my board is legit trash but I bought that charm but I bought that charm and
And then now I'm level, what's it called?
And now I'm level 4, but I couldn't make 10.
And now I couldn't make 10 again.
And now I'm gonna make 20.
Damn, lost it all gambling and had to move back into your parents' home in Maryland,
question mark?
The level of rage rate is legit pathetic.
I mean if I lose the subtle grab, Master Yi, Gargoyle...
I don't even wanna hold this.
I don't even wanna level.
This guy's ginsu, kale, this guy's kraken on spryken, that's T-rogman, voice staff, Bumbley's
Shogen flexed my items, the most necessary you will not believe how easy to suspend and lose a few billion dollars
whether it be due to family active legal decisions or an unfortunate and ungrateful deep frugal and sluggish decisions in finance.
Thank you.
Can you just focus on the fucking TAP gameplay bro? I'm almost masters bud.
It's about to be a new peak.
Alright, I mean I'm just, I'm not just not by my shops.
I'm like looking at this spot, I think this augment might be trash.
I haven't taken this augment in a while.
And like, I feel like this augment is not a real recon augment.
I think this augment is fucking trash.
I could have just taken the tier augment and played the game.
The fact that I can't buy my shop for one gold is like pissing me off.
Or not one gold, for one gold.
Yeah, you can buy this.
What's this?
What's this?
I want this one.
It doesn't really matter. I don't really want to run around here, but...
I mean, I do have 16 gold, so maybe it's not that ass.
16 gold for a tier 1, and I only have the Sax H2.
Let's say I just don't use this for the rest of the game.
Let's say I don't use this for the rest of the game.
It's still, it's still eating Gold for a tier one.
Isn't that pretty solid?
Nah, I mean...
The problem is my board doesn't scale to stage three.
It doesn't scale to stage four.
And now me.
I'm pretty sure Sivir is mandatory to have red buff.
high key. It has to be her best item. I'm pretty sure the red belt can execute. Which
is like fucking broken. I think. Tear? Tear? Oh, I'm playing AV for sure. Do I want to
make blue buff though? I mean I can also blue buff silver and then... I mean why
I mean why don't I just wait one?
I'm always clicking items here.
Alright.
I'm definitely spreading roots or something to bail out my game because I'm pretty sure
this augment is terrible.
I'm not really sure why the fuck I clicked this augment.
I have not bought a single fucking unit in 10 shops.
And I don't think I'm going to win a single fucking unit for the next 5 rounds.
I'm probably going to load in with 30 HP with like 15 rolls, so 30 gold to load in with
30.
I mean, it's not actually only that much, though, because you can...
I killed one.
And that's pretty good.
But I don't even want a 4-4-1, and I'm not even rich enough to buy my units on 4-1.
Alright, well, I'm screwed.
I can't.
I fucked up.
Bro, this game is over, man.
I messed up.
This is ugly, this trash.
Portable Forge.
I'm gonna have Shogun, Forge, you know
glass cannon
Beast within primal grants
In a Vi and a Sivir, I don't want econ. I need I need items
Oh big round bag and spring roots I can
Okay, oh, I'm definitely buying this shop this shop is too good
minus one
Okay, minus two
Hmm, am I just playing AD this game?
I can't even alpha mark
I can't
Actually, isn't it just...
I should probably scout and see what the lobby's playing
I might have reforged the DPS sword 11 rolls
I have shogun shogun void shogun void shogun gargoyle ds sword
I'm not a nerd.
I'm not a nerd.
This is the air balloon.
Honestly, this spot's not even that bad.
Fuck it?
But if I lose my voiceapp, I'm just gonna leave the game.
Wait, what the fuck?
What?
No.
Why the fuck would anyone buy this?
I don't get it.
but i'm stupid
also the people for this work there
but i don't want to go
show you show you boys that
but i don't
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Excuse me?
Excuse me?
I mean, the artifacts are not good on anything but reroll, and I'm definitely not rerolling this game.
So, yeah.
I think I'll be putting this in the bag.
I'm going to do wit's end type panic, pan on back, and the warmog shogen void, there's
a pan.
That's just resource.
Alright, and then my items are really good for AP.
Shoujin Void Gargoyle Wormog?
I'll worry about anti-heal after I don't hit cannon.
If I can pick one I'm going to make...
It'll stick? No.
If I can pick one I mean no shit it's Wormogs.
What is not even that bad?
That one shot gave me Cinderlin 2, Cog, Mastigy.
I think I'm about to just load up this. I'm about to load with 30 HP on 4-2 man. This spot
is very bad. But I guess I have a lot of money, so it's actually not that bad. If I get like
rods if I can finish the third tank item and and get like okay if I somehow get
four components okay actually that's not even that lost wait okay I mean three
in a loss that's pretty good
okay let's say next round be like let's say 40
three HP and then I suck one more I'm gonna be like 30 but I'm gonna be rolling
like I have 33 rolls on 8 that's pretty good I love or not 30 for girls 30
like gold with 30 gold of the free rolls on 8
silver every five cents a shame is I was 15% chance to drop one gold
Is that good?
Is this net plus?
Am I level for Yorick?
No.
Alright.
That's the end.
I
Have my problems not even bad warm-up gargoyle like how do you know I don't just get six gold here, bro
You scammed me man
And what's this another six gold?
And
What's this?
Three gold six
1215
minus 12. I might have just lost 12 gold. Every 5 seconds you average 0.75 gold. Yeah, no,
every time I take this shit I never burn gold. Alright, 42. Wait, did I say 42? I pretty sure
I did. And then, now I just go, suck one more, suck one more, and then 30. Oh, 43?
I mean, I mean, I suck one more, I'm 30, and then I mean, I'm gonna have 16 free rolls, assuming Nashob has absolutely nothing good.
And it actually makes it so I can go, oh no, how does that even, it's fine.
But I feel like you actually have to play this line, so that other people can't hit Malphite properly.
I have Nashors play around, no, I mean, I have a bow, okay.
I looked at my items, I cannot man.
Redemption player on bow, my items are so bad man.
I mean I guess if I don't hit cannon I'll just go red buff and if I hit cannon I'll just go GS.
But I'm pretty sure I need to click, okay just give me Sassmith man, just give me Sassmith. Don't fucking piss me off.
Also, I'm a lot poorer than it looks, because my board is worth 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
10, 11, 12, 13.
So after I open my cell, my entire board, I don't even gain any gold.
And now I'm 8th.
Alright, well, I think I'm just going to be hard stuck diamond, I guess.
it is what it is
twenty nine as the same thing, it doesn't really matter, no matter what I'm through lives
Sassaf's GD
no Sassaf GD, GD
common loss what does this even do i should probably know
already two is that good i mean i have to make sure i make something
how is this okay fuck you man
xyra too that's pretty good
a moon too that's pretty good
And I'm 4 out of whatever.
Okay, but the video's, I don't have Kennen.
But also I'm probably not even playing Malphite this game.
I need it.
Pretty more rolls.
I mean I'm not playing Malfight with these items there's no way.
Okay.
I mean I can't sell my Malfight.
If this- FUCK IT!
What I lose, what I lose.
Soraka?
Oh.
What?
What?
No.
Can I get the Soraka back?
No.
Nooooo!
I mean it doesn't really matter, it's not a huge deal.
I really do need to use my fight to the worm screws.
So I don't know why I clicked that because if it rolled my melee blade away, I think that would be...
Also I'm fighting this with no anti-geel.
He has gum blade, visage,
spryken, and I don't have gum blade,
or red buff, and I also don't have a cannon.
And then run out of life.
And now, I think I need it.
Can I get on Ferrisal? I don't have to go...
I have to go...
A bow, please?
What?
Okay, well I guess I'll be going red buff then.
Well, what the fuck bro? I can't man. I can't I was it first on more damage than a buff
How much does how much is inferno wound?
Is it I don't know
In a temporary I should have bought another unit like my goals for you
Oh wait, I found a cannon, but why the fuck did I go red then?
Bro, why the fuck did I go red buff then?
Also what happened to my...
What happened to my Soraka?
If I lose a round, I'm just into me this unit is not
Alright, I mean look how much damage the red buff did man, it's not even bad alright
and if I don't hit him out by two I'm screwed I've maintained the moomoo.
Oh god...
My Soraka is gone...
Oh, Malfoy too!
Okay, so where's the Soraka?
Because I don't have two Flora.
Uh, if I feed... I can't feed Fiddle.
I mean, I'm willing to feed Fiddle too.
I mean, honestly, selling or feeding them was actually fine.
I love this.
I don't even play Soraka on a board.
I mean, Soraka was not better than Allianz.
I mean, the problem is, I don't have...
I'm not even close to Soraka, too.
And I don't really want to roll.
I think my game is easy.
The already is much worse than Soraka.
Especially when I'm a worm on gear.
Actually, I just looked at that already damage.
That looks kind of good.
But I'm not playing, I think it's a nice whole shield.
I mean, this side is full clogged, that's the only reason.
You Nora, just nah, just nah.
All right.
This guy's one Soraka.
I'm just one Soraka gone, and then I also need to hit
little two, a zero two, but like, I mean, I'm just not playing the first game, so there's no way.
My spot is complete trash.
Soraka Bear. Alright, fuck is here. Alright. Know what's it called. Oh mind
to go GS? Gee, gee, man. And the Shogun Red Void Shogun GSJD. I think this is
about to wrap onto my backline and I am completely fucked up. It didn't cast.
excuse me yes yes talking me what all right
oh I don't even know what I was like I'm pretty sure if I if I lost my xyra
to polymorph in this shit, my game is A. I guess I can roll without this, because then
I can... if I don't buy anything, I get a free roll next turn. He's right. Okay.
Oh man, I said I found- oh, you know what, there's gonna be one Soraka, why the f**k is
he level 9?
He went fast 9 for that sh**?
He went fast 9 and his carry is a f**king Soraka one.
Bro, look at this guy's board.
Lilia 2, Taric, Sentinel 2, his ca- this is his only carry.
Bro, just FF and put the Soraka back into the fuckin' pool.
Your board is completely dog-gained.
Alright.
Is he dead?
Wait, he just shit on someone.
Oh, he shit on the Eve layer.
Wait, I guess his frontline is like a legal.
Okay, this R-E looks kinda good, I have free roll, I mean I'm already coming to use roll
and the zero, I'm not actually good because I can move Shogen, Void, but then, okay honestly
maybe, no, I mean if I hit fiddle 2 I can also beat this, but I don't even know if
that's true.
Okay the thing is it can give this HP, also what did I fight for to do 10k damage,
What the fuck?
Is Ari just...
I could have just not rolled a wet 9 for Soraka.
Looking at this.
But isn't it actually a good beat that I fought some shooters?
But also, if I don't roll for Soraka and hit Soraka too, doesn't he actually just...
scam 10 freepents?
Yes.
Oh, this fight Soraka's... er er er are very bad.
I mean, don't look at that red buff, if I have red buff then...
I don't know what my distribution is doing.
Soraka went 9 man.
Soraka did 8.3.
He won again? How?
He's about to have Soraka too man.
I'm not going to do the war here.
Okay, if these are my items, I'm kinda done with just not playing Kennen then.
Okay, I definitely want to play Soraka this turn.
I can't Kennen too, it- it- it- it- no.
Okay.
I mean, fuck, there's one roll.
I mean, I'm not gonna hit Kennen too.
Soraka's a GG.
Bro, Soraka too? I can actually just Trio carry everyone, man.
Am I strong on this guy you think?
Bro, I add HP on this.
If I had Soraka in, it's an instant G.D.
There's no way my Malfi ever dies. I mean, he has no damage anyway.
I mean, I have a fucking broken-ass Tromper Malfi.
I mean, he went fast, and I had Soraka 1 main carry.
I mean, is that real?
Like, is that real?
No.
How much damage are you cutting here?
6k damage. I mean, it's broken.
I'm just playing for placement, champions alone in their role gain 15% health and 16% of damage in it.
I mean that's really good for that, it's already 15% each for this.
And I'll just rub off this.
I mean I could also just do this.
I mean I just buffed one too, I'm in.
Yeah, I think my board is ass.
I can lose with this Charm.
If I were level 9, with Soraka 2,
Do I beat this guy?
No. Do I beat this guy?
No. And my job here is done.
I'm in a third place, that's pretty good.
No second, no. I'm playing fucking Executers.
I feel like this comp just loses to anyone that actually hit on reroll.
And the people that use farm people that cannot check your fucking mouth bite.
You know, art is pretty good.
But I think the reason Soraka is just OP on stage 4 is that if you have mouth bite too,
Especially if you have like an HP charm.
And I mean I have warm-ups as well.
The fucking, the two flora-killing, if you can kill one unit,
well they cannot play the game, man.
The mouth bite just heals like 300 HP every kill.
And then he's unkillable.
We'll get it up.
You always seem to be climbing too much, bro.
If you're this is good.
Doesn't get better than this.
Oh, again.
There's no, no, no, no, no.
I'm climbing.
What time is it?
2am.
I'm climbing.
What time is it? 2am?
When is, uh...
It's in two hours? Let me see if I'm filled.
No.
I mean I'm just saying this is a DK3-0 I mean I said I said T1 we're about to get
3-1 and then they won the first two games so I was just like what the fuck
And then they just drop the Fattest D1, the Faker Special.
Down fucking 30k gold and 30k EXP within 2 milliseconds.
It's the Special.
I can't...
Okay, Kale game?
I really don't want to have to sell the order though because if I don't get a bow I'm pretty
sure I just sell the pale bow.
I don't want to sell the arrows, I mean don't I get gold here getting the team?
I saw my house are not GG I'm masters GG GG
Vanguard Faye, is that good? Faye Vanguard. I won the game. Like just like a web board
Ready?
Oh my God!
Look at my board!
Who am I losing to?
Who am I losing to?
My front line is Thanos?
Wait, wait, oh, oh, oh, wait, that lose?
Wait, hello?
I need, okay, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, it's fine, no, no, no, okay, I'm actually scaring him.
It's fine. It's fine.
Guys, I'm scaling.
Have you ever played Hail Stage 2? I mean, yes, but I mean it's better than fucking Barus.
I mean all these rapid fires are legit dog shit.
But it doesn't matter. I'm like the moment I can replace some dog shit, it's just GG.
Oh look, would you look at that? I found the copy me out.
And now it's just GG. Fuck you.
Alright, now I'm Thanos!
Does, uh, does fate do anything or no?
Fate emblem.
Am I playing for Fay this game? Probably. I'm probably just playing Fay Silver. Alright.
I'm pretty sure I can also play Fay- oh wait, it doesn't Fay Tristana also sound really good? Or not?
Rengar Fay! Trust! It's not good man! The stat- it's just Brace Neutral! It's alright!
It's all right! Look at my items! Look at my items!
That stupid ass we're going to minus one, man. Oh wait, I should know, never mind.
I mean, I can put Fei on Morgh, actually.
I mean, I'm pretty sure if I get, like, a glove...
Oh
They emblem ABCD all right
Rock on Tristana Lilia, I could play silver and Italy and then I'm pretty sure they on
Nidalee might be better because at least she benefits from the healing
Now that already know
Is that true
The speed of sound is 3, the speed of rain is 3, the M1.
There is no English in it.
Uh, fate is, it's good on both, but more people put it on the server, and they do the same
stats.
What do I have?
A bow?
Can I go voice out of the flex?
This game, we're not going no fucking voice out of the game.
I mean, I don't like Gensu either, though.
But, okay, honestly, though, if I have this much AD,
is it a Gensu fight?
Millie! Millie!
No!
No!
I can't!
What the?
No!
What the?
Alright, is this even good?
Yeah, fuck you.
You
Oh this
I mean I don't even have to play in Italy I could play like Vi for free
ABCD, which is Juggernaut with Rock on, and then I just play two Vanguard and then I play a plus one.
Alright, well this game's over. Let's play some good Vanguard, see what is there. Anything good?
Add one to your win streak.
Wait, this guy has 100 plus one.
What the fuck?
I mean, I beat him for sure.
I could play like...
I could play Diana plus one and then just play a stupid ass like Brambleback and just
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing this place 5.
I should probably play a defender if I'm playing really a mean thing.
I just buy 2 vanguard, 1 defender plus 2.
Rammus is striking.
I mean, if I hit NAR, I'll play NAR. I'll play Rammus, but I mean, I mean, I'm just like these five units for sure. That's a lock. I've got two slime for Sivir, and I have Juggernaut.
Like, I don't understand how, like, how is spreading root still in the game? But yes, I high rolled the Lillia, but even if I don't have the Lillia, like, I legit did nothing this game. I just win for free.
I don't get it.
Oh, then Aphelios.
I mean, don't mind me then.
I mean, I'm kind of down to play the Pogmaw for now.
Actually, I'll see if people have Pogmaw over now.
Yeah, but I'm only just selling it.
I could also just play Aphelios and don't play Jor-Sona.
Okay, Aphelios.
I feel like Serger's better.
I could also just play both and not play Jor-Sona.
I can also play AP Nibbily back on this game.
If I do that, what am I playing for?
Nibbily?
Kinsufei Nibbily?
I don't want to approach a full round at all.
That's fine, I guess I'll just wait until you see him then.
I can also go Xayah if you lose Diana plus an Envard.
i can't
chemo cognitive ram is pro
quit fucking
all right all right i have to play calm all right i just read that i have to play
calm all because i have a
Zybra 3 3 5 I mean I got even better you know I just hit a 0-2
Gee gee man it just keeps getting better it just keeps getting better and better I can
What is this oh, okay? Oh, what the fuck is this summer? What is this? Bay? Oh
I mean I mean if other people hit spreading routes they can win for free as well man
but also like I'm at gigahyros I roll the fucking rabbit arms over
can't bury the moon
there are against the rabbit arms over
What the fuck?
Bro, what?
How do I just, it just keeps getting better and better.
I don't get it.
Every single shop is just getting better and better.
Also why am I playing Cogmaw? I mean I definitely need to play Cogmaw in this game.
I'm probably going to play Giddily plus Cogmaw. I just have to roll for some shit.
And that's what I can somehow get.
I can just play this. I don't really have to roll that much. What is it? Vanguard? So
I guess I'll go to the build
Okay, I guess I'll go to the chain
I guess I'll go to the chain
Is this a defender?
32 to level
It's Lillia already tankier. I mean, if I defend her, it's surely tankier.
Also, I don't have to play Tristana.
Wait, you know what I realize? I haven't had that one charm. Wait, did it disable that
like three gold charm that gives you a component? I haven't seen that the entire day. Did it
I don't think I'm gonna kill him.
Or not before the charm where it's like oh they did?
No, yes. I just got it.
It's like 20 kills, like 20 champ deaths?
Yes, no.
Once our champions drop one gold on death, I don't think a single human is nine.
Uhhh...
If I hit Zyra 2, I can just itemize Zyra 2 and just go 9 off of the Yorick.
This Yorick is like...
It's pretty good right now.
A Moon Moon with a Gargoyle.
He's so gold-in-flight.
Is this good even if you don't have Gargoyles?
I thought it was like...
HUH?!
I'm actually like my thoughts not even good anymore after losing this one because I'm broke
I am fucking broke.
What?
I can lose?
I mean this guy just explosive growth in just all in this turn for ye too.
Like bro, explosive growth, which means he probably just leveled because he got the last amount of EXP.
Bro.
And he probably rolled like 40 gold man.
What the fuck is this?
I don't have to roll that much at least.
I
Could go this is what's happening don't have to play call me now
Now just don't play the call mail
Well, I don't have to play Nidalee, I mean, anyone can carry against you, Ravadon's Void.
My upgrading Hecarim.
I mean, do I even need to roll?
Isn't this Azir looking kind of good?
This Azir looks pretty competent.
I won't allow this Azir.
I mean, I'm not going to roll until like 1 of Xyra 2 or Lilia 2 or like some frontline
upgrade and then GD.
I can also level up for, oh elderwood is that good?
Jeweled Lotus.
That is fucking, called a chaos, really, you know, it's sort of overflow.
That allows me to roll for silver.
Oh, I don't want to roll anymore.
Oh fuck.
I don't really want to roll anymore, how do I play Heckel?
I can't?
How do I play Vibe?
Oh, oh, she saw the Rosiah!
Oh, shit!
What am I doing?
Man, if I had the execute here my voice would actually go man.
He's got so much uptime for free man, it's pissing me off.
I should have been able to make Econ this turn.
I don't really want to roll.
Okay, how do I play bot?
What is this?
Summoner? What is this? Faye? I lose two summoner, three summoner.
Or execute? Or execute? I mean I'm dropping this eventually probably.
AP, actually how many Zyra's do I need to see?
I could also just sell the azir 2, why don't I just sell the azir 2 and just play, does
Does your even do anything?
Ornn!
HA HA HA HA!
HA!
Disso!
Disso!
They said to drop Ornn!
They said to drop Ornn!
I have to read those comments!
I have to look to my right!
F. Ornn!
Ornn!
I have a three item, Milia 2, who's a defender.
What the fuck do you mean?
How can you even suggest dropping fucking E?
How can you suggest dropping Defender when this is my tank?
This is my tank.
I'm pretty sure I just don't like how much damage did the 0 do?
I was using 1.3, is that good?
1.3?
Or do you think 1.3 is just better?
I mean the thing is, this can make you con. Yeah, fuck you then.
Bro, it's not no fucking zero death.
1.3 and I don't even have what's called in.
Alright.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die
I'm going to play around here
It's not no fucking zero death. It's not no fucking zero death. It's a I didn't fucking
roll death. I am currently sitting on 40 fucking gold. I'm sitting on 40 gold. Relax.
what the fuck was this the fuck oh oh it's fate oh okay i'm sitting on pair pair pair
pair pair pair pair pair pair pair. I mean I can go edge role too. Is that good? No? I
don't have a neared. Hello? I just rolled to how much? Can I play Niddle or not? I didn't
I didn't hit it anyway.
ESward, Chain, Bell, and I can also play a Mumu too over something, a Mumu over...
Can I play a Mumu's game right now?
I'm pretty sure I'm always doing the same thing, I mean I guess I could because I just
don't play the war.
I'm gonna just make 20 then.
Can I play Tenon?
Like if I hit a Voo-Moo 2 I just don't carry Lilia and I just play this.
It's actually fine.
Because then that way I can play Zyra so I mean carry.
Or think.
I'm definitely rolling. I'm seeing that 3 really good pairs and I just 9-on, 9-on 6-1 this game.
9-on 6-1 for some fucking Lux, Ivern, whatever the fuck you need.
Shit or no.
I saw it earlier and I don't think it's my Xyra player, so I'm probably gonna head.
Okay.
Okay Xyra 2, surely I'm not rolling anymore.
I don't have
I need one last one around here and I also need to go nine
Sunfire, Delta PF, Rod, the Force, what do I get?
Jesus Christ.
I can't.
Another DB.
Alright, Sivir's a one star but it's fine.
I did not kill a single unit.
I think my front line is too shit.
It doesn't matter, I'm not rolling anymore.
I'm not rolling for just Sivir.
I'm not rolling for just Sivir.
I'm not rolling for just Sivir.
I mean, if I hit Sivir 2, it's just GG.
I mean, I had 3 ends on a fucking Trist 1, man!
Okay, Sivir 2...
Okay, I mean, if I just survive, I just make it to whatever.
Also, I need to fucking...
I'm running out of removers.
Also, what's my DB holder on 9?
Draven?
Do I even Fade my Sivir?
No!
Wait, how much is that Fade Sivir?
So why do I have two items?
My Chrismatic is on a Trist 1, man!
I can't.
Okay, well I just go 9, I just play it random, break it on the board.
Orash.
in a rush.
Your prismatic is 2k damage, well now it is, but it's gonna be good later, man.
Uh, what's they?
I'm going for an infinite goal from this. I just have to survive some rounds. Yeah, I'm just gonna one-fuck it.
If I hit your stun, I'm still gonna be able to dress.
3, 4...
I'm sure I need to go on bench. I think I sold my shizana over here.
Also, I should probably be holding...
Alright, and I just play Draven or Ash on 9.
Alright. Sounds like a plan. I mean, this should win.
And then I can also drop...
I mean, this is 7 after this.
This is fucking...
How do I think...
Parry.
Also, isn't it actually just dropped...
Forfe? No.
I think that's a lot of sad...
Yeah, something on that.
Yeah, something on that.
Holy shit, he might actually make it out. I won and, like, throw it.
This game is over. Like, relax. The game is over.
I'm just 9 on 6-1 and GG.
I don't need the Defender anymore because I hit something.
I hit a Mumu too.
And I was like, I mean, the Juggernaut is not good because this is this, this is this,
and then this is that.
Yeah.
Wait, there's a...oh, yo!
Okay.
Is my fate cashing out?
No.
I'm 5k off, bro.
Wait, wait.
Primal...primal Lux.
I mean, okay, if I play Primal Lux, I can drop this.
What does Primal Lux do?
I am the Eye of the Storm.
He means 60%?
Primal bonus.
What does that mean?
Wait, wait, wait, I have a question.
Is that 60% AS for all my Primals or it's just, it's only for Lux, right?
It's only for Lux?
I mean, it's better, I mean, I'm down to hold this because I can just, I can,
allows me to drop the Yorick.
So then I can drop Gord for Maokai, Lux for Zybra, and then it's like Raven and I.
Alright.
I'm not going to go on to it, and then I can just block my Gord as well.
This guy is looking strong as fuck.
Hello?
Oh my god, do I even win this game?
What the fuck is this?
What?
Inferno.
Is that good?
Why two and one have driven to or asked you?
Which one do I even take?
Let's probably actually dejuice.
If I go out, if I get Elderwood Lux.
I'm about to get a 3 out of the moon here.
Oh, motherfucker, man, it's not a real loss.
I'm about to send a tweet congratulating Sildru on Masters after 200 games.
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
16 to level and minus one gold.
I might as well hold the metal guy.
Is that good?
How come I just rolled all my gold?
I'm not I mean all right oh fuck oh fuck I can't even gargoyle this because then
I'm gonna be stuck at fucking whatever it's not now much alright and then I'll
just move this to this by Terry can I even play Terry's game probably not
Alright, what a Draven 2 or Ash 2?
What a Draven 2 or Ash 2?
Wait, what the fuck? My Tristana did...
What the fuck?
Alright, hello?
Draven or Ash?
NGD
What the?
Oh shit!
Okay, I'm...let me...
I did not know it was this man. Yeah, fuck it seven of you was on whatever odds
That even better than
Okay, I need some more frontline. I need to play like Taric.
Oh, I'll be Draven's for sure better than Ash. He has Qs that's something to let me call.
No, no, no, don't worry. Bro, fuck Ash, man. I can only itemize a lot of them. I'm
still not on Draven.
Alright, I need Tarot 2 or Maokai 2 or both and then it's just gonna be 3 or whatever I'm calling it today.
Bro, I just need one or the other, man.
I need one of the other and I move the fucking Sunfire some idiot and then and then I just
three of them this thing instead and then the mouth is dead into
I'm against a German sighting in the skill. I'm pretty sure I can actually win this. I just need one more for that upgrade
This forfeit even had that much stat. Bro, I have so much trash
I'm not even convinced it's even strong to put three yeah fuck it I mean I don't
even know this is even better this unit does not look tanky at all oh shit oh
fuck I just lost oh fuck help oh my god okay it's fine it's fine I got each
we got everything else I got each we got everything else it's fine it's not
fine because it's probably actually the fight if I do naturally like my
Malchite is not taking my blood I just formed this ass oh wait yeah I just
I can't!
I mean that charm is fucking broken man.
Like did I just troll this game and if I didn't troll this game, don't actually just
It's just all once, I don't get it.
I'm like, I don't get it.
Speech, pro.
Oh my god.
Wait no, why is he queuing again, cause now he can play whatever he wants to get to canthabub.
No, I'm actually playing the game now.
Bro, I have a tournament in two days, man.
Is it a tournament on Friday?
Wait, is it?
Like after I sleep, I wake up and then I sleep, wake up,
it's in, wait, it's in, it's kind of soon, what the fuck?
Masters in Tournament dot dot dot dot.
Wigwag. You, sir, are fucking awful.
You are about to get fucking
gapped for the 10th tournament in a row.
You are ass, buddy.
What? I mean, I didn't say that.
Alright.
Don't you worry, you will see Prestiman soon.
I mean, yeah, he's gonna be promoted to tier one.
You won't be seeing Bresma.
Oh, shit!
It's Bresma tier.
I'm gonna be pissed.
Actual decent lobby, really?
Who's decent in this lobby?
Name one player that's decent in this lobby, always.
Oh, me?
Oh, okay, I'm in trouble.
I
Belong
I've always found a weak spot.
No, I have a tournament.
Okay, by the way, this tournament, I wish I didn't even have to stream it.
It actually just clicked after playing the games that I played today, isn't this set actually impossible to play optimally, or not optimally perfectly?
Like I feel like last set, it was actually like, any fucking idiot could have played the line flawlessly, but I feel like this set is actually flexible, like no cap.
Especially because you're incentivized to overroll on 8, because of the charms.
And since you're incentivized to overroll on 8, it's actually flexible.
Because your roller, you're seeing way more shops, and because you're seeing way more shops,
and you're less likely for the last 9 player to win, you just want to be as strong as possible on...
I don't know if I'm talking to you, man.
I mean, I was told that bonus gift is broken.
Yeah, fuck.
Oh wait, I'm pretty sure this is a bonus gift.
Is it?
Is it? I mean, I don't even think I got one.
What the fuck is this HP on these tanks?
And is it going to scale in the background?
I can lose with this, I can lose with this so far for this board?
Why is Krog so tanky?
What the fuck?
Oh, wait, was he even four brawler?
He's too brawler, that is the tankiest unit I've ever seen.
His garage guy is still plait, what do you think man?
Bro.
I'm tired of people slendering Phoenix bro. Phoenix is actually good. I
He's not like it's not even kidding. He's actually good. I
I don't I in the EU west down
Bro, I don't know man. I'm not sure why that shit is always down
I'm not gonna upgrade Alistar to man. I should what I don't pronounce it
Miss Alistar too. Oh, I don't want to hold these.
Did I just cheat all this room?
Also, is this better?
This Recital looks very cheap.
1.9? That's not even bad.
Everyone is so strong.
I don't know if the US would crush your fucking boy aft ass.
They could crush Peter for 2069.
Yeah.
Use a fucking goat.
Oh yeah, also should I hold you?
Nothing can hold me back.
I drop Hunter and I get Fade plus Elderwood.
And, excuse me?
Lighting jewel, blue buff, rabbitons, ginsu, brawler, into Yi, voice staff, gargoyle, last whisper, rapid fire, red buff, i.e. Varus into...
How many people are playing...
How many people are playing AD?
Congrats on EUS Emerald.
Wait, isn't this set actually hard?
I don't get it.
Like, I didn't even realize that it was like...
I was just sitting here, just going eight to every game,
just not even playing the game,
but now that I'm playing the game,
isn't this set actually good?
Like I'm like surprised that the set is actually good, I don't get it.
Last set was easy.
Oh no wonder I did so well then.
Alright.
That was a joke.
That was a fucking joke.
Because what about the set prior to that?
I fucking spurred that one as well.
And what about the set prior to that?
I dropped a fucking nuke on that one as well.
I think it's easier than 16 and 15. This one? No, no, no, no, I disagree.
I'm pretty sure this set's actually, like...
I don't know, like, something, like, okay, the game's, the game's not on port,
and I can't roll for one board, and then I, like...
The game's not on, like, win streaking?
Like, I feel like win streaking in other sets is really easy because you can actually go nine and, like, pretty easily.
AHAHAHA!
I can't!
I can't!
I paid one gold for this shit?
Okay, but I feel like when stringing this then like you actually have to just like make like a make a board
that's like decent and then
He has a T-Bow too. Wait, I've lost with...
I am fucking broke. I am fucking broke. Legit broke.
Did he just get that 2 star Teemo from the fucking...
He just charmed the 2 star 2 class and got a Timo 2 with Void Moralo.
How do I hold this?
I could have held it man, I didn't even see this.
Two star one cost champion of a juggernaut did I get punished?
Sure you go my frontline is so bad
My frontline is so fucking mad
Well, the only need is a buff, man.
Let's look at this Krug unit.
This Krug...
I mean, I'm comparing the Krugs to my...
Oh, he died.
Well, not really.
I mean, didn't I just want my backlines more damaged?
He has a Gintzu Titan without a Gintzu DD.
I need items here, I need gold... wait.
Oh, Epic Rolldown.
I mean, I have bonus gift.
I mean, if I go Portable Ford, I mean I have to go Epic Rolldown.
The shit is OP is blocked.
Okay, low key.
I mean I don't even know why I'm thinking.
I'm like actually certain that if I don't go, if I don't go epic roll down here I'm
not even gonna be able to fucking roll a single time.
Why?
I mean I could try to-
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing, oh there's actually, okay I'm not going to play this game.
Probably won't need to go first because I don't care.
Okay.
Because I'm pretty sure I'm just ending the game and serving this game.
I don't know if I'm playing a heroes from the squad. Also, I don't even know how to be farting at many components, so I'm bored of this game.
I am not going to be holding a defender ever again. These units are trash! Oh, I wonder if I'll defend her in. But the units are just legit trash!
Oh, what the, this is exactly what I needed.
Alright, GD, GD!
Uh, 12 to level.
I mean, I could have fought for a while, but I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean, I could have formed one component, but I don't even know that one component in the working world.
I mean, all I know is, I saw Wasion have Sivir fucking Vi on 3-1, and I was so surprised he didn't take the thing.
Bro, watching Vod's OP, I watched my first fucking Vod yesterday with Wasion, and I'm actually back.
And except he was trolling, he was playing like a...
I tried to bust out the same comp that he played, like the Akali...
I tried to play the Akali Camille reroll.
That shit was ass.
Although I end the stream and it was before, no actually he didn't even play it.
I saw it in my game but he was saying that he was about to play it and he played Ezreal
Soraka and he played the game well but I think he went like 5th or like a 10th streak.
This board didn't even look bad, which I don't I don't really get.
Oh wait, I'm picking. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh wait, also isn't it an IE? Holy shit, why did I walk all the way around?
around because why don't I just play a Cogmall, a Civer, a Cogmow, a Civer,
Nidalee, and then I just play like whatever I hit and call it.
My frontline is looking very, very bad.
What are you doing there?
Rapid fire
Blast with her IE
Gargoyle rapid plus one
Doesn't play the civil or the desire to fog
Oh nice. I prefer to win this round. People are falling in the ass. I need a
cog-mow. Literally.
I mean honestly? Hold on. What is this? Fae plus Jevronaut? No I can't even I
can't farm this man. I can't.
16th level, I lose 3 gold, but I should rather use it in this round man, my 4th is good.
I probably only lose 2 gold, honestly.
Draven on 6?
Excuse me?
he had red buff guard IE and now he's just formed seven gold bro nah like this
amount of luck and still tier two I fucking can't man
right what's this oh it's me
I'm not yeah I'm done doing this round wait what the fuck is this is this for me
Oh wait, oh it's a bonus loot! Oh, bet!
Uh, I mean, I don't really want to legal divide because I'm pretty sure there's a high chance I'm playing middle of this game.
But I guess I could just make my team and just call it. It's still a juggernaut.
Another shittery goat.
What the f**k are these items?
I need to play Kog'Maw so I don't really want to play...
Am I flexing in the front line unit?
I'm pretty sure I can play in AP carry easily. I need some front line.
Okay.
Wormogs.
Subbar, and then I can easily just play this and I just play...
Oh, break-in.
Wait, Loki has to go buy three.
Wait?
It's a Vi2 dip!
This is a Vi2 dip!
This is a Vi2 dip!
Zyra, Lillia...
I mean, can I actually go Vi3?
Bro, fuck this dude, man.
Okay, RE2 is RE2.
RE2 is RE2, and then I played Lillia Fiddlesticks, and then I just go...
JG...
Rod...
They'll get a fiddlestick, but I can also play, I'd rather play Xyra, do I Doric or no?
I mean, I have one silver, how? Also should I just legalize this for Econ?
I'm gonna die if I, I mean, I don't care what the fuck you mean.
Hello?
Where the fuck is it?
I have one silver, this is a silver I had 10 years ago.
Silver.
I need to, I mean, it's free rolls, I don't want to.
And Gigi and Gigi
I don't get it
How what this is my epic roll down
How
Really fate it doesn't matter. It's a hyper man every single unit of the game is a triple tree
This has literally two on seven
He's Nidalee 2 on 7!
I- I don't-
HA HA HA HA!
I don't care there
I don't care there
I mean I could go front I don't know but I'm kind of down I mean actually I mean it's
on a okay I mean I can even play like a random ass to yee except it this is a fucking what
is this this is just juggernaut and what juggernaut oh oh oh wait oh wait I mean
I don't really care about faith.
I mean I'm gonna hit this too.
I still don't even care about faith, but it's not even two stars.
Also, I need to fucking...
I mean surely I can...
Okay, do I care about faith?
Okay, I mean the board's not even bad anymore except this I had to use real gold
Ash 2!
Ash 2!
Ash 2!
What happened to my board?
It's dead instantly.
Elderwood.
I mean I'm pretty sure I should be playing this plus uh, uh, or something.
Oh, I don't get it.
I mean I can, I can remove this.
I mean, already it's not even bad though.
Also I can go belt, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
No.
It's the same shit.
I don't get it.
I'm just having a nice upland, so...
I don't get it.
Did anyone miss?
Rock 2? Bramble back to...
Affilius 2!
Did anyone miss?
I took epic roll down true zero and this is my board.
I have a lilya as my tank.
This doesn't even do anything.
My tank is a fucking Lillia.
I don't even know why I'm holding the Delta one.
Am I close to 9?
What's my HV13, 48th level?
I mean if I made last whisper I could have just played an actual board man but I didn't
make...
Okay I mean I got a last whisper that's pretty good.
Alright whatever, I hope I can go 9.
I die, I die.
It is what it is.
Yeah fuck it, it is what it is.
I will not be flexing Lillia as my frontline ever again.
Wait, I don't get it.
How come?
Listen.
The coming Lillia in the Malfight Zyra board is actually tanky, but this Lillia legit dies in one millisecond.
Like, I don't have a Gargoyle, but like...
It's just because I don't have a Gargoyle, I don't get it.
Is that actually the only reason?
I know I have minus...
No, I... I mean, I have... I mean, yes, it's Florida killing, but still, like...
I mean I have the Federal Fiddle Sticks, it's not even that bad.
Wait!
Wait, I don't get it! Like is this just because I don't have Gargoyle?
Like, I- I- What? Why is this- why is it not taking it all?
I mean, I guess it's Declaw and...
Like who did I play against? Who did I explain?
This?
Oh wait, this guy is fucking Thanos.
Okay, but no, I didn't even win any rounds before. I'm not...
I mean, this guy hit fucking Rock 2,
Brambleback 2, and the Phelios 2, so I'm not beating that.
What?
Welcome to the real game. How do I have the weakest stage 4 board with epic roles? Explain
that to me. Ash tomb, rock tomb, everything everyone has, oh my, your buns brother. That's
the thing. You're into your person. You are a legit dog. You are a legit dog. You're
mom bouncing good one in real mature this is one or two too
oh wait what i think emmy's here wait
huh
wait hold on
oh he's there has a wiper pause i think he's on a walk
She just went on a walk.
Well, I don't get it.
Wait, I started the game with a Reignard.
Not here.
Harder to lobby, please lock in.
Bro, this lobby is not difficult.
Maybe you guys are a complete dog.
Name one good player in this lobby.
Like always.
K3 soldier. Oh, thanks.
Here.
I need to stop holding defendants though. That was actually ridiculous how shit those
I need a softholding to defend this one, that was actually ridiculous how shit those evens are.
I don't know, this fight is not looking very good.
If I go item extraction, what item am I extracting?
B.S. Ordered on a place in Italy?
Oh man, mine is old.
Hello?
Unlimited on date ain't so washed!
Alright, my bad.
Uh, okay. I mean, I just go Shoujin?
DB?
So I already got one BS sword, right?
My second BS sword is going to DB, and then I have three BS swords.
Alright.
I mean this spot is looking very good.
Item extraction.
I can't.
This shit looks fucking broken.
I mean, I knew it was good.
Also, why does Wrexite II, Alcestor I look way better?
Bro, I lost gold if I'm not taking that day, but I'm pretty sure I'm only fighting like the weaklings.
Look way better than Leona III or N3.
Like, bro, this is just...
These vendors...
I mean, I guess just...
You're so bad.
Oh, yeah, this transforms.
If this transforms my vagar, I'm not going to be very happy.
Well, I will not be clicking that.
I'm looking at my slot. Don't I already ADP? Don't I have straight up already ADP in the once?
Or like the threes? Which is basically in the once?
You are the pilot, so no!
This guy has a Collector.
Is he playing Affiliate?
Probably Collector's Love.
Two balls, that's pretty good.
Oh, I won this.
Good job, Rengar.
Hey, game.
With the bull and you get the horns
Doing the math your AVP is at the zeros at night. I mean, we're nice man. Ha ha first message
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Following since January 2nd, 2026
Ha ha
You got me. Okay. Sorry. I mean honestly. Thank you for the message man. All right
The chain's gone
Real mature!
Alright, my bad.
Okay, if I get a gargoyle...
Okay, if I get a gargoyle, should I just hard force the mouth fight?
Bro, I'm tired of not having mouth fights in my front line.
And honestly, if I don't hit mouth fight, I'll probably hold two mouth fights on bench
and then other people can't hit mouth fights.
Alright.
I 5-streaked this game?
Bro, or 4-streaked?
I guess I have 3 items, what's it called?
Here's Rengar, BG, WTF.
After I make the BG, what unit do I put the BG on?
What unit do I put the BG on?
I just FF the game.
Shen paired.
Rengar, it's not even good on Rengar, Rengar has healing and built in there.
Oh, whoa.
I can't.
I can't.
Elderwood.
Romp paired.
I mean, Rengar is about to kill absolutely nothing.
I mean, I don't really wanna lose you on the whole rom.
Sivir?
But I'm playing Sivir and he has nooo!
Nooo!
And he has patience, study, and he has coven.
Bro, he's winning this game and that's a wrap!
I think I lost my stream to a coven.
I lost my 5th stream to a coven.
I mean, I can't lose these, or I'm screwed.
I mean, is it just Staraq? I mean, don't I just have to play Superdome this game? I
I don't really want to make adaptive yet though, because what I even take, I mean, what I even take item on in here
I don't really want to make adaptive because that could be tiered in from Nidalee and Colt item 4 and I lost my streak
Is this a similar Nidalee game? You suck!
I don't even know why I keep clicking this shit.
It doesn't even bounce. Neither of them bounced.
This is my tier 2. Are we fucking serious right now?
Oh my just fucking FF man. Just FF.
Just FF.
I don't even want to play here.
Defender, Spraykin, I have nothing to play.
Defender, Podchamp, man.
I mean, I have to make it adaptive.
I mean, I guess I don't have to make it adaptive, I don't mind.
I mean, I'm probably gonna lose anyway.
And then I just 4-2 send this one.
Am I playing towards Malphite ever?
This is Rengar too, what the fuck?
This guy really has a mouthful of gargoyle.
I need to go to sleep, man. I'm tired.
If you use mba example, there's an mba you were door-scored or something like that dot-dot-dot.
How long is this?
I mean, I can also just play a Felios from this spot and just play like, just get in
the Shogun on Kongmao and call it a day.
Because I don't really want to contest dish soap for Sivir when he has this spot.
I don't even think he was an affiliate splayer.
Oh, actually he's epic roll down with the hodge slammed, and he has epic roll down.
Do I really want to contest that shit?
This guy does FFs.
I couldn't get an FF earlier so I could've picked first.
The appearance is fucking gone, man.
Hmm.
Hmm.
My spot is ass.
and I don't know how to fix it I mean you can't go wrong with a gargoyle
12 to level what can I even level for whatever it's one goal
I mean I could play the Sivir Nidalee board with Malphite, but I'm pretty sure it's like
Giga contested this game.
This guy has a red buff IE, I just haven't really won the game by the way.
I don't know, also he got bonus loot with coming in.
Bro, that is not balance either.
Bro, okay.
GG man GG my game is a my game is each
I don't even have a cinderlink to play the silver fucking what's it called board
Also, I've actually never even played that. Should I just hard-force a game of of silver
literally mouth fights and the jinn have not played a single game of it
Should I should I actually play it just hard-force it one time?
I mean I'm not played a single time. I mean I played similar nearly before but like just not without like
Like what is it crud and then what I called mall
Where's the cross
Oh
I found the cinderling. I found an Ivar.
Another set.
And what things do you play?
The rock.
Why, wait, what, what, why am I playing the rock?
Oh, is there a Vanguard in here?
I mean if I don't go this I'm not gonna have a fucking problem out of it.
Now I don't have anti-heal, but it's kinda fine.
Okay, but what happens if I don't hit?
Is this close to a cash-out?
Like this guy's playing Malfight!
I think he's playing Malfight!
They said he rolled down and didn't see a single Malfight.
Sinderling has anti-heal.
He has Malfi 2, what?
Alright, okay well if he has Malfi 2, I mean I can't, I mean I'm probably just playing
I don't even know why I'm thinking about making this I mean I found the mouth bite is that
good set to how come I don't have a single fucking
I don't have a single silver.
I can't.
I have one niddly.
I mean I can test it just for no reason because I'm hard forcing and I'm because I'm 0 LP.
But yeah I don't have a single niddly.
Or similar and I'm zero old
I've got a similar
I'm just playing 200 on my board bro. I need to do this for me
Shogun
IE
BB Starax tier. I mean I had to play set 2 so I just don't play I mean no one cares about no fucking brick-to-beast
No fucking brick-to-beast
I'm at lowkey this board looks good. I'm gonna accept two, that's pretty good.
Accept two.
I'll jank.
How is this AP?
It has a fucking Storak!
And this guy has silver two as well, man.
Oh, god.
I don't get it.
How is this shit fucking great, I mean I can go blue up and then I'll show you in the
least one.
I have one remover.
I can't even do that.
Until 4, 4, 5, until 5, 5-1.
Okay, wait.
How?
Wait, what?
It doesn't swap.
Random Malachi.
I mean there's no one hitting Malachi this game man.
Okay, I mean I, okay listen.
I know.
I know.
Okay I'm not hitting this.
Yeah, whatever. Fuck it.
Okay, is it always this actually?
Okay, I know that it looks troll.
I mean, I could like try, like if I could play Ezreal too and...
Like, I, okay, the reason this game won so poorly is because I decided to fucking three-way contest them,
but I could have just played a Phelios.
But the thing is, I kind of wanted to hard force the game on Malfight Sivir because I never played it with Malfight.
But, uh, yeah, this is what the game looks like when you three-way contest.
This three-way contest is not fucking it
You are don't anything
Yeah, I'm a Ken and I can pivot to Ezreal, but uh, I mean I'm nearly paired man, whatever
I refuse to pivot to what's it called?
I refuse to pivot if I don't have cannon.
I saw 5 sets, 10 sets.
Okay, mid-league 2, that's pretty good.
I just need the blue buff on...
I just need the blue buff on the 1st, so I only have 1 mover.
And then I just move the blue buff to Nidalee, or to Sivir, and then I go Shogun's Stairs
plus 1.
It's probably going to be a glove item, and then that's my board.
This is my board.
It is good.
it is good why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit I believe I
didn't I this is what the gold cash out it's 45 mana this middle unit is so
fucking I you want you to start it you ha ha ha ha ha you have to commit a
Fucking remover to make his mana to make our mana 20. It's like what is this dog-ass game?
45 look look it's 80 nearly with 45 mana and just look after I get my remover
I remover it goes to 20. It's literally a different fucking unit with 20 mana man. Like how is this even allowed?
How is this shit even allowed man? I came
I'm not gonna hit what's it called to look look ready and then now I put stairs on oh
Oh, yay!
Yay!
Is this enough anti-heal? I hope so, man.
Alright.
I'm irrefutable for fucking the trash ass, too.
I'm not there's so many sims out of the pool. I don't think I can hit silver one. I mean
And it's a legit different unit.
Wow!
When it gains mana,
when it has half the fucking mana, it actually does something.
It actually does something.
This fucking company like how would you have to the how man? Oh, I'm not even eight
I'm at nothing else to do. All right. Yeah, fucking
It's not like I'm hitting this shit. Yeah one roll and two rolls and another one and what I get I mean, okay
I can go
I'm angle red buff
So we have more anti-heal.
Ah, great man.
I'm just silver one, I think.
I cannot.
Silver one.
Set main tank.
No mount fight.
I literally killed the thing, that's pretty low.
And I'm dead as fuck.
I cannot.
If I kill one more here I'm happy.
Okay, I killed one more.
And then what's with the HP?
Are you hungry?
Oh, I'm down. I can eat after this.
I mean is this super doing stuff or is this I mean that's like a full fight. How much
It's 8% amp. Is that good?
I mean the front it's actually really good for the front line
And then now I'm fighting fucking Thanos level 9 tons and I'm just loaded up with
I deserve it man. Like I scouted, I scouted on 2-5 and I saw, I saw that he had a
silver with patient study full loss and I'm just like yeah I think I'm just gonna
play some fucking literally silver this game. Like no fucking shit man no shit I
went 8th. But like guys, like I, guys listen like this game though like yes I
went 8th but I just want you guys to know, I just want you guys to know
I I purposely listen. This is not even coach. I purposely make a mistake here. No cap. I
Legit saw that he had patient study and I was just like yeah, I don't give a fuck
Because I wanted to play a game of mouth. Wait, and then I didn't play Melvin anyway. Oh, I'm zero LP
Who the fuck cares? How much LP did I lose for this shit?
How much LP did I lose for this shit?
Zero fucking zero like who the fuck cares you might as well just fucking play some
dog shit that you haven't played before and like it actually clicked like you
just you hold set on the roll down if you don't hit malphite you just go set
and then you just instantly drop red side so it's red side malphite if you miss
red side malphite you just drop set or you just drop malphite and red side
for set plus plus one yeah I can't
All right, I'm gonna go watch a DK 3-0 these shooters
I'm out I
Can't I'm gonna go eat watch some K drill J
DK are about to 3-0 these shooters. I don't even like DK by the way. I just, I used to be a Vigla fan.
I've been, okay, I've been sitting there, everyone, all my friends have been talking shit about Vigla
for like two years and I always fucking defend Vigla but like, no, I don't know. I'm like
watching some of the shit. I'm starting to think Vigla fucking sucks. Wait is Vigla actually bad?
I saw the ladder like he is like straight up smurfing and so look you like I don't get it
and then and then he's just he just looks very bad.