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Let's go.
Hello?
Hello?
I mean if I'm going to level- Hello?
Okay the thing is Varus is shit, but I'm pretty sure Mama Beak is legit just as bad.
should I just level here actually? I'm gonna level Nettra regardless, even though I've
lost in the first round. Like, I'm not even looking for Streak, cuz I have fuckin' yo
all in free. Holy fuck, it's David 1! Who's David 1? Who's that? Stream Streak! What?
Fudge.
I don't know, it's not really a bad loss.
I have 3 inferno in and I'm level 5.
You know there's actually like a 20, I mean I'm just saying 20% chance to 4 cost right
here.
And then there's actually a 2% chance for a 5 cost, so it's not actually 2 because that
one slot has to be ignited.
But I guess the slot that's ignited is 2% so isn't it actually 2%?
Yeah.
I mean
Wait, okay, am I just not playing gov'n
Like if I if I lose this round I can't even I can't even click on
Okay, can I win the round please
Cuz I guess I could just go coming on Charizard, huh?
I mean, this guy's grump- oh fuck.
Awwww.
Okay, okay nice I got the ult off.
Okay, I mean grump still looks pretty bad, but here's no mana item, it's probably why it looks so bad.
I think I lost. I lost. I lost!
no okay should I lose econ I'm pretty sure I should because I don't want to
know because I can just go BS word
bro I mean I have to man and then and then there needs to be a sword on
terrace or on each because I'm pretty sure I'm always going BS word and then
if I go like if there's BS word on other okay nice there's no comment all right
nice and then I also got the DSR die that's pretty good also uh yeah all right well I mean the
good news is I'm not that contested for AD that's pretty good I guess
leggoe so do we Loki synced up right now alright that is a fucking tragedy for me
The f... How old are you?
Leg... Leg-O-E!
No, that's just some fucking rage bait, man.
Alright.
Mm...
Mm...
Okay. Well, if I lose this round, then I can't buy Shen, but then that's fine, because I'm probably just gonna open.
I mean, maybe I should just open regardless.
No, because I'm pretty sure I can actually beat like two people easily.
I mean, I can't beat this, which is bad.
But if I win one round...
Okay, it's fine.
I'm pretty sure my board can actually street.
I mean, I can see what I eat cameo too.
Unless I fight this guy next, then I'm fucked.
Alright, level 5 making 20.
3 inferno.
3 inferno.
Bro, okay.
Shit, this is fucking rage rate, man.
12 to level.
I just keep inferring on one cost.
I'm probably playing Aphelios over in Nidalee Flex, but I didn't know that.
Alright, well I need to fight someone weak.
Can I beat this guy?
I don't think so, because I'm pretty sure this Gaguar is about to just kill...
Actually, because I think after I kill Shen, it's gonna target onto my Ornn.
Okay, one cast. No!
Aww, I lost.
Lose, lose, lose, win, lose! Bro!
And I keep on...
Alright, lowkey I leveled the sticks here, lowkey.
It's probably... I don't know this turn anyway.
Okay, if I can make 30 I'll level the sticks.
Or like 3 level.
I can't, uh, alright, I'll put it on the six, fuck you.
And?
Okay, I mean the only bad beat is spark
Okay, that thing is fine.
Okay, and then it's probably going to be Cronkard, like I think Rod has a lot of bad
outs.
I mean, Ginsu's probably bad, Ravadon's is bad, Gumbly doesn't, eh, GG, Terrible Arc
bad, Rolz fine, Kronger's good, sparky sh**t.
Alright, why am I so poor? Also, I'm 3 Inferno with level 6 and I've not seen a single cost
higher than 2. There's not been a single unit in my shop that's higher than 2 cost. Like,
fuck you man
alright
this could have been a fucking fire cost you piece of shit man
Am I playing AP Nidalee?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I am.
If I go rabbitons, play around gloves.
But I'm pretty sure I need to play around...
...Crow Lord.
I probably won't send this.
Alright, if I lose this round, I can't even make.
But I'm pretty sure I'm playing AP Middle.
Like, Ginsu, JG, and then IE Silver.
But I mean...
...yeah.
I don't think I can make Egon.
Alright, why am I still in this game?
Why am I still in this game?
One, two, three, four, five.
I am so poor.
Savagery...
Or not savagery, ravagery...
Uhh...
Uhh...
I'm looking...
Like, how can I play Varus 2?
I mean, I guess I could do this and just get 3 in front of it.
pretty sure I actually need to get bailed out here so if I don't if I don't
get bailed out I'm out I mean I'm looking I it's by the fucking charm you
pizza shit oh my
Rammus 2, Rammus 2, hello?
I'm 40 gold in cheaper levels.
Let's pick with Young Wildin' Free.
I mean I'm just gonna take a Mumu with tier and then I'm pretty sure I can flex too.
Oooooooh! Okay, wait, can I get five infertile in? No, I need a cannon, man!
It's an Amumu with a tear, though. Is that allowed? Amumu with a tear?
I can also play Zyra with Arc, Adaptive, but then the thing is that my failures probably
needs...
Okay, so why am I so poor?
Why am I so poor?
Can someone explain?
Can someone explain?
I have Archangel's Slam without a single...
I have Archangel's Slam without a single uh...
Okay, I'm not like the 7th Eastern regardless so I can see like two level like like good jobs.
Cause I'm pretty sure this game is just an un-pensity, like it's a general un-pensity.
How? Like how, man? This three-in-four has to be bugged!
Illegit has to be bugged!
I mean, I'm not only only because I need to get build out here, fuck this shit, don't
care.
Hope I get build out.
I mean, I get, I lose like one gold, or I lose two gold, but the thing is there's no
No way I don't wait 15 extra and then I need to just fucking see a fucking 5 cost right
now.
Like no joke.
Like give me a cannon right fucking now.
Or a mage.
Cannon right now or a mage.
Cannon right now!
Even cannon?
Wait I don't even want cannon.
What the fuck do you mean cannon?
Wait give me...
Like...
Malkai.
Malkai.
Oh give me Malkai.
Malkai or a mage.
Malkai or Taric.
Malkai or Taric.
Malkai Terek... May I maybe I burn? No?
Malkai Terek, Malkai Terek, J?
Oh my god...
This is fucking rage bait!
It's 3 in 4 like bugged? You know I've been 3 in 4 in the entire game?
And I'm just sitting here with...
It's 48 perfect in this turn but I can't even level.
Chain, cloak, belt, cloak.
I mean, I think I would even try Ophelios, what's it called, duo.
Not even bad.
Okay, on Moomoo, that's pretty good.
I mean, I have to take this and then just try to get some...
Uh, Juggernaut, and I'm probably not in front of him this turn.
I should probably hold a rock on.
Uh, I mean I can't even all in this turn, it's kind of sad.
Also, hopefully I kill some units or uh, or uh, yeah.
I think I'm gonna be complete.
I can flex this as well, right?
I mean, surely I can beat a fucking... whatever the fuck that is.
Alright, I might as well hold the Yorick as well.
Alright, I have two rolls.
So I actually saved like 5 gold plus 4 by waiting 1 to level, but I am fucking broke.
I need the gold. Okay, I'm moving too, that's pretty good.
Zyra, is that good?
All right, Sivva.
The Sivva.
Uh, five juggernaut.
Buy two.
Okay.
Low key.
Low-key?
Warmogs.
Okay.
Okay, my board's not even that bad, and I'm still prepared, which is actually pretty good.
Oh, I need- oh yeah, I need to play Shen somehow. Wait, how do I play Shen?
Like, my frontline's actually good, except my carry's one star, but at least my frontline is two stars.
I don't have inferno in, so I have no anti-heal, but then I don't have to play Lillia, plus
I have Vi too, and then I have Zyra not paired, but it's fine, at least I have a Mu Mu 2,
and then I have...
I mean, I can play not to be summoner, but I mean, I'm pretty sure my Zyra is my entire
damage.
I mean, it is.
is. Another Mew Mew? I mean I could drop like this for Tris and then I need to play Shen
right? But then if I'm playing Shen then I have to play Lilia too. I mean it is all
my damage really not really. Okay there's the Kennen. Okay surely I play Kennen. And
I hold Zyra pair and I don't care about this two star or this okay low key my
board's not even that bad low key I don't I mean obviously Tristana is
complete dog shit and then I'm also a pair pair
open silver for silver Adam why this ever just did the second highest DPS with
Who are you, man?
You motherfucker.
Oh yeah, if I have...
No, no, no, trust me, this fucking...
This execution does not do nothing.
I mean, I need two backline carries for sure.
If you just load up with this fucking...
This six... six jugger...
Whoo! Hee hee hee hee hee!
If you just load up with this six fucking juggernaut...
or not, six juggernaut, uh, fucking Zyra main carry, I guarantee you you will not win a single
fucking round unless you have like perfect item Zyra, perfect item Umumu, which I fucking
don't.
And then, and then you also need like triple fucking combat fucking, like triple board
combat for for two units to what's my HV 55 bro sure they don't roll for charm
okay I definitely was not rich enough to have this board by the way and I was not
I'm not even close to rich enough to have this board, oh my god.
I don't have ARC, so I don't really want to build GA ever, but I mean, I'm not a good player, I don't know what it means.
Also, why does it have this X on it? What the fuck is this? I can't even see why I can fight.
Wait, I can only fight this guy? Wait, what the fuck? That has to be a coincidence, there's no way it's bugged like that.
I only had I perfect in bone who I was gonna fuck you see that it was like all x's and then it had this
Like was that a coincidence or no, I mean what the fuck I mean it has to be coincidence surely that I don't use that perfect info
No, no, no that had to be a coincidence there's actually no way
No, it actually just happens sometimes.
What?
Bro.
Bro, this is the game.
This is the game.
Please.
I mean, I need a position away from the ash.
Please.
Go from your dawn there, Ash over there.
Please, please, please.
Okay, okay.
I got away from the Ash.
Alright, chain vest.
I got away from the Ash.
Look at this Ash angle.
It's not hitting either of my carries.
My Amulet has ulted four units.
Wait!
I can't!
I can't!
Holy shit, bro, never FF, never give up!
I had this spot on 4-1, averaged in the legit 8s, and then my roll down, usually when you're
this poor and you can't hold, because technically this game, I could have held Rockpair, I could
I could have held the Diana pair, I could have held the Felio side, I could have held the Nidalee side, I could have held the Sriracha side, but the thing is, I was too poor, so the moment I see Zyra pair, I'm locked in, the moment I see Silver pair, I'm locked, and then you just sit there and just roll for those units only and then I hit only these units, so I'm fucking back!
avoid staff and a chain oh man no GA I'm lucky I mean I could lose the even
I can go Bramble, or I can go Steadfast, but how good is Bramble, Ms. Lobby?
J!
And now I just have around three items, SIVA.
Okay.
Oh, I got another ult off, nice. I can't heal them one more time.
Except my even drug is dead.
And my voice is not dead.
Well, this war unit is looking very, very ass.
Very ass.
What the fuck happened to it?
What the fuck happened to my game sound?
What?
I died at DC!
Oh, 52, I mean it's personal this turn but I'm not in the level 4 so I'm not in the
level 2 first, yes.
That's pretty good.
Ah, that's pretty good.
I mean, there's a Zer, like I could level for a Zer.
Next turn?
Alright, if I lose this next turn, I'll level for a Zer, yay?
I mean, execution doesn't really do anything.
I know, what's it called, also, with new enemy?
I mean, 3 turns, like, if they're doing it wrong, 3, what's it called, is actually good.
But what's it called, like, Legions or something?
What the f- Why does it have Elder Dragon on its board?
It doesn't have a single item!
What the fuck?
He's just playing two reverse wands.
I mean I guess it has to execute.
Is that good?
Oh wait, Elder Dragon anti-heals?
Wait, really?
Am I fucking stupid?
Oh man, I'll get here. Ignite those enemies for 3 seconds. I mean, Ignite is not wound man.
He just ignites.
Alright, I level next turn, it's 48 to level, and then I just roll for Ashe, plus I'll just
play a Xeer until I can find like, something better.
And this board is actually looking pretty solid, but I mean I just hide on Zyra, so this Zyra
unit is actually still flexible.
I'm surprised I'm still like winning rounds.
Does Ivern do anything?
Uh, I mean if it rolls like mushrooms and trees like maybe, but the thing is it's like
it's so late into the game that um, well should I just go red buff anyway?
No.
I didn't see guard breaker. I think guard breaker is too good, but I think if there's no guard breaker, I think I would go like Kraken. If there's no Kraken, I would just go red, probably.
That is pretty good. My items look insane, and then I just tap around 3 and I'm cannon, and then GD.
the DD. I probably want to break down on a 3. Can I make, is it permanent? I still have
a little bit of a little roll. I mean I guess if I win the round. Bro surely I'm not upgrading
this shit man. Okay am I just committed then? Cause I have cannon pair now. I mean I only
I'll upgrade this because I've tended there, which I've probably committed to this board,
but I'm not of interest on it ever.
This is my board, then.
Is there a better Juggernaut that I can play?
Malkai over Scuttle Crap!
Sorry.
Guys, okay, it's fine though, because the thing is, this Malkai is not tanky, and am
I really going to hit Malkai through this game?
Am I going to hit Malkai through this game?
No, I'm not.
It's fine.
I can allocate my gold towards the cannon too, and the ones I call T.
It's fine.
Chances are this Maokai is going to be sitting on my bench.
Let's say I find another Maokai, it'll be sitting on my bench.
It's fine.
Unless there's a double Maokai shop, and then actually this Maokai too, and then I'll not look at that.
My dash.
Can I make?
I better win this round.
At least my 11th streak plus.
I mean, my board is actually fucking crazy.
Like, Bramble's really good in this lobby.
Gargoyle, Warmogs, Bramble, Amumu too.
I mean, I avoid even Shroud here.
Basically perfect item server.
The only thing that's better is like Red buff or Shogun.
But the thing is,
I had Inferno, so it's like whatever.
And then I also have basically perfect item Zyra
with this being my frontline.
And then, and then, and then, and then.
I mean, basically the game is very easy to play
when you hit Amumu too.
If you don't hit Amumu too,
The game is very not easy to play.
That was my fucking that that's legit like a lot of like a lot
I mean, I technically could pivot to Elder Dragon as well.
I mean, I hit Elder 2 here.
I just drop plus 1.
Do I even care about Primal then?
I mean, I could just drop, drop for Elder 2.
But then I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I just hope I don't hit it because I actually
don't even know if it's stronger, honestly, I'm not as clever as this.
Lockhorn, what's it called?
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh god.
I mean it is freezing mushroom but I mean it's not strong at all.
I'm all out this is pretty solid I will allow it I don't think this guy I think I'm finding
is cloning you didn't put a certain item on elder dragon oh no you just
didn't have a certain element there.
So then his kimchi lost his fur?
Is that good?
Okay well so where where are the fucking ash and cannon then?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Also I think this guy went out.
I could have killed him but now his Malkai has 1170 stacks.
And what did I say?
Would I have hit Malkai to this game?
No, I don't even think- I didn't even see another fucking Maokai, man.
It would just be a Maokai 1 hard suck. Just fucking wait.
And then, I mean, I can use my gold for...
Ah, shit.
Should I still sell this or no?
17-10. What does Maokai 1 HP?
No, I'm not fucking selling shit, man. Fuck you.
Like, I'm not gonna upgrade that shit.
Because Ash 2 is way better, more impactful.
Because my Maokai has no stats, and then also I would just go Gintsu, Guard, IE, Ash 2, some of those under ass, whatever.
And then Kennen 2 was Kennen 2 and then GG.
And then GG.
And then GG.
And then GG.
I mean, surely I'm not losing to Gromp 3. This guy's still level 8, man.
I said I do have Bramble Vest against him.
But how did...
Wait, how did it aggro onto my...
Wait, how did it aggro onto my Kennen?
I mean, I want anyone because this unit is complete dodgeable, like...
Wait.
No one cares SCF you and go back to three digits, bro. You are not a good human.
I just want you to know.
Primal Lux, is that good? I can get four Primal Win.
Over a zero.
Oh, I get Exeggigate, is that good?
Oh yes, okay okay okay, please don't come back and I just end up here.
Useless and, okay honestly that's pretty good.
And one more, Jimmy! No, I have to end up here man!
I actually hit this double fucking combat charm and then I just hit one of these upgrades and I can kill him!
But now, now I lose this fight and the game's over.
No, GG, this was my chance!
And then this is his shit ass charm man! This was actually my chance!
No, no!
Noooooo!
I didn't- Ok.
I- I nevermind.
I'm pretty sure Kenan 2- Ok, Loki, if I had- If I had Kenan 2, and Ashe 2, and then my
Gensu turns into a Shoujin, my Evenshroud turns into a Last Whisper, and then I also
get a GA, so I would have GA, Void Staff, Crown Guard, Shoujin, IE Guard, Ginsu, Last Whisper
on Silver, Shoujin, IE Guard. I mean, I don't even know how this is a second. I'm going
to be honest. Did I just cheat this game? Like this game, I guarantee you I did something
wrong on stage two and stage three. I guarantee it, because the thing is, my average placement
Going into stage four of this game was in the sevens.
Okay, not sevens.
It's probably in the high sixes.
Now, like 6.3, two.
Like, it was probably like a medium to low to six.
And then, and then, and then, and then I just high rolled.
All right.
All right.
You want a large drink with your order?
Question mark?
What?
What?
Who?
Who?
What?
I didn't even say that.
Oh, I was like, wait, what?
What does that even mean?
You're goat-danny-god-sad.
I know, man!
I wake up, and I just see my team just lose.
I don't get it.
How much am I down this week?
Ooh, that's not good.
That is very bad.
I think I should put the fries in the bag
and just fucking tail people that know what they're doing.
I've done 14k in the last week,
watch a single minute.
Oh, fuck.
All right, I mean, okay, it's fine.
All right, well, that's not good.
No, but I'm retired.
I'm officially retired.
Why the, on my life, I mean, I don't wanna give
Exactly because you guys can find my profile, but it is in the last week. It is greater than I
Mean, I don't want to get these out because you guys can find my profile. So I will not say it but
on my life
See and I'm still alive
No, but now I'm officially retired let's focus on tft
This game is very, very fun.
Said no one ever.
But it is a good game, but it's not fun.
There's nothing to focus on you about to get relegated.
It's set to go.
If I get relegated, I have nothing better to do.
I'm just going to PayPal Dallas to give me your address, and then I'm just going to
fucking just fly over I have nothing better to do I'm just gonna fly over and
just cut your internet on every single fucking tournament day and make sure you
get relegated fuck you man like I mean I mean I've got nothing better to do man
fuck you
you think Dallas is not gonna give you a dress for for a couple a couple ten
dollars maybe like $30 oh bet $30 on me
And then if Preston gets promoted and I get demoted, while he's playing in the tournament,
I'm just going to break into his house and just steal one of his fucking three portions.
All right.
I mean, I have them on Find My Friends.
I can give you guys this address right now,
but I don't wanna get banned.
Also, like, also, I'm surprised that no one has stalked me, but I guess like the people
that I'm around, like the people that I knew in high school are not, like, some psychos.
Because the thing is, I have like multiple high school friends that know I stream, and
Like, I'm pretty sure everyone knows where I live, Loki.
Nobody gives a fuck about you, buddy.
I mean, these fucking, these IRL streamers
are just getting docks at their local fucking Wendy's.
Like, why?
because of their audience. I don't understand what happens if they actually treat it like
now it is, I feel like it happens so often that surely they're warned that it could be
a prank before they they go in right like like SWAT knows about like like like
that shit right or no I don't know I don't live in America oh I don't know
oh they do oh cuz like like the first the first one the streamer might be so
fucking clueless and then like what if they just they just shoot on site and
they're just in there just dead and then it's just G.D.
what are you going on about no I'm saying it's like let's say let's say the
very first like fake fake slot the streamer is very fucking clueless has no
fucking idea what's going on try to figure out why the fuck the police are banged down their door
and then the police also have no fucking idea what's going on and then and then and then like
for some reason they feel threatened and then they just fucking whip out the m4 and gd or no
it has happened before
We really? What is he talking about?
They know beforehand if you have firearms.
No one's gonna be threatened by you.
Honestly, you're right.
Do I live in Rockville?
Maybe?
No?
Maybe?
I have your full address.
No?
Alright, well don't make my address then.
I won't leak though.
Oh, okay.
If someone paint pals me 5K, I'll send K3 address.
Honestly, it's set to go whoever paint pals you
for the address, just give them my address
and then split the money with me, Loki.
Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhh
Trees...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm...
I'm tired, man!
I actually slept a full eight hours yesterday.
Because the thing is I woke up
And no one should be getting fucked so hard
I knew they had no chance
So I just went back to sleep.
And then I woke up and again, they got too old.
Your struggle is over.
like sometimes the first game is like somewhat close the fuck sometimes the
first game is like somewhat close so I feel like I should I should like I
can actually watch but I buy this
I don't even know if I'm playing Coven this game.
Uh, honestly I'm like, I mean these items are pretty bad.
URF, Primal, Lunar, Blackhorn.
I mean I don't even like, the things with Warpath is like I can't even make an item
here and then the only way we can make this hodge like how many two costs can
use hodge I guess I can use guard breaker guard breaker player on tier that
sounds I would never take this internment I'm not being that either I look
I'll probably just streak.
I actually don't mind the Warpath if I had a better stand than this because the only
The only item that I can realistically make is Guardbreaker, play around tier, but that doesn't even feel good because there's no one getting Rod, and then I can make Hodge, play around Belt, but I'm pretty sure if I don't hit Merc Wolf, this Hodge is complete trash, and Warwick.
And then I scout it and I see one spreading group in the lobby, like I might ever end in this guy's fucking double Archangel, like the Seraph's garbage, and then I mean I don't think I'm streaking against that man.
But also, I don't even feel like I'm gonna stick with it. I don't even want to send these items.
The only thing I can make is redemption play around Glove.
Like, I mean, I have Camille, but my board is actually good.
I mean, let me see what I have to get rid of to play this.
Alright, let me put this on the board.
I mean, probably do this.
I mean, low-key this is not even that much weaker.
I lose Juggernaut, and I lose Karma II with no synergy.
Hmm...
Let me stop the lobby.
I mean, I, you know, I can actually beat him. I mean, I lose to this guy all the time in the game.
Okay, whatever, fuck it.
I mean, this guy already won the game. He's spreading his fate, post-word, it's Judy.
I guarantee this guy won the game. No, this company is not competent. They are legit not competent.
It's actually... nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah. I mean, it's actually, okay, honestly, I have Coven. Maybe I can outskill Faithless1 with Coven.
Like, this is like it. By the end of the game, he's 50 gold, entire board fucking healing.
It's a hundred AD AP, whole board. Like, one, two, three, four, five, six.
Thank you.
Nara, Kaelin.
I can't make 10 eighths, nah it's more than fine, I'm in my board is Yorick2, Kate2, and
I'm making 10 right now, and then I'm just gonna level for Scuttle grab, and that's like
a make 20 next turn, but I'm not gonna bother trying to force a streak here because the
only way I can force a streak, like I probably could have won that fight if I make Redemption,
But then like, what are the chances of me getting a BF or a bow?
And even if I get bow, I'd rather just play Coven and just fucking cash out.
But not only am I cashing out three components, I'm also making Guarantee Econ,
and I'm also allowed to make better items than fucking Redemption Player on Glove.
Like it actually clicked.
Like just sit there and just fucking don't make items, man.
Unless you're just sitting there legit giga-panos, just don't make your fucking items.
Who cares, man?
Just get coming in and GG.
Not only is my item quality better, I'm also gonna be up three components.
Like I like it's just I don't know why I even make a single sub optimal item unless my board is legit 30 fucking upgrades and good units
Like I'm not talking about Zaya to fucking dumbass
No
GG Oh
GG
Why the fuck
It's this guy going sword here
What the fuck
Rod Starrac and you just went sword not bow how like how genuinely how
It's actually sort, really?
Starax?
It's actually sword?
It's not bow?
Wait, why is it not bow here?
Am I stupid?
Wait, why is it not bow?
Am I stupid?
Oh, but it's three loss, but it's not actually three loss.
He's timeskate.
And even if you go bow, I wouldn't even be pressured to make ginsu.
Because I feel like like being able to kill the rod outside of only chain is fine
Like I feel like both is better
Like no joke. I'm not even bad right now like no cap. I'm not even bad
Because like that rod can't rod basically only be crown guard
But both makes it so it can still be ginsu and I'm not saying ginsu is a great good item
But it is more than acceptable
Yeah, I mean it is plus one gold, but uh, you Nara?
I'm sure that I'll find.
Uh, bold, bold belt tier glove and I'm just playing some AD shit and then I'll find, uh,
uh, uh.
Oh, great. Also, where's the spreading roots guy? Where is he?
Oh, my God.
Okay, I don't mind spreading roots still being in the game, but can they at least abandon fate-plus-1 at the minimum?
If you have fate like this you have verkan on his board, I'm sure we can go for him.
Like if you can play around verkan and you have fate plus one isn't it just an instant
it's putting Tristana
isn't it just like a legit instant top like whatever
I've had this econ of these economy is what it is whatever things kind of good old belt
tear glove birthday reunion golden Nico and non golden Nico honestly that's not that bad
I don't know how I want to roll that much.
I mean, let me see what people are playing.
What the fuck is going on?
I was playing in our V-roll.
So it's AD.
I mean, you got a crown guard.
And now he starts.
It was sword.
But it's not only because you got a chain, it's because the broader would just be giga
dead for the entire game.
Gensu, Wormonx, Sterak, Gensu, IE.
I mean there's actually a lot of AD, but it's also the mid-ly and IE.
I mean I can kind of just wait one, I think.
Because I might hit spreading roots here, you never know.
But I'm like leaning towards like, executioners probably.
The entire lobby has like Gensu, Sterak's, i.e. Faithless One.
Alright, nice.
But this Golden Niko is like really bad for me.
So I don't even want to roll. I mean, I'm gonna roll an 8, but like, it actually doesn't do anything.
Rod, Rod, Tier, Glove, Belt, Chain, Bow.
Miss connections for gold and try to go 9 14 gold. I mean I can also pin doors my
undermines are actually good. I'll just see gold floating. This also gives me a
rock on. Alright I got a good love. Is that good?
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing AP, but I'm playing AP for sure.
belt GG, play around glove, and chain, and tier.
National GG, play around glove, tier, chain, all out.
I don't think I killed a snow unit. I think he's four defender and I have no
NTE whatever the fuck. I came in.
Can I get the 250? I mean if I get Casio Peer I can actually get the 250.
Uh, I can also just play like Cogmaw, uh, I mean I can already, bro I kinda wanna bust
out this fucking, no I have no Brambleback items, I was gonna say I'm down to try to
bust out this fucking Brambleback, like the entire lobby's nidalee yeah, so then I'm
just gonna bust out the fucking Brambleback already duo, that shit's cool as fuck, but
But yeah, I have no problem with items.
But I might cash out some items, so I don't know.
That's a pretty good loss, nice.
Actually, I might get one more, actually.
Oh, nice.
I mean, this might actually be a 250.
If I can get...
Berkeley, we even play in Coven? I mean, it's fine. It doesn't matter.
It's more than fine. Just relax.
I mean, there's a Bramble back.
There's also...
I don't want another chain, though.
But there is a Casio P and I can actually 250 with this.
Or I can just go set.
Bro, I'm not going set. Like, fuck you, I'm going 250.
I'm not locked on... I'm not locked on Ari.
Now I can just 250 and just play for first.
Oh, actually, isn't Breville actually good in this lobby?
This has AP.
I think it's 2 AP.
AP, AP, AD, AD, AD.
Honestly, Breville's pretty good in this lobby.
If I get a belt, I could just go like anti-heal or barbreaker, but also this game, I probably
have to play the Cognal because I don't know if I'm making voice steps this game.
I mean as I can I made a boat with voice-off and I get belt to give you guard or anti-heal
All right, I need to kill some units though
Did I win this?
I think I won.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, actually it needs to work 3 more.
Oh nice!
It aggroed up to my Diana.
I won anyway.
And now I'm catching up at 150.
And now I'm E.
Or actually, wait, if I lose the next round...
Oh wait, oh no, no, no, it's still 250.
Or wait.
Wait, 50?
Wait, 56?
Okay, 56 plus a Terek 56 plus
Okay, well hold on 56 plus
Okay, 56, okay, I have to kill five units total five units total
In the next two rounds, if I kill like three here, um, I mean I guess if I kill zero I
can just level and roll for one more, but then I'm gonna be broke so no thanks.
I mean this looks like I'm, and then if I win the round it's fine because then I can
just stack one more and just go nine.
Okay, I mean I killed a lot, in fact I might, okay, next fight I just have to kill, yo!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, that's right. I just have to kill one just one
Just one just one like surely I can kill one fucking unit my board's not even that bad man
Hmm, maybe I should actually play Call of Mods and Sharker 1.
I mean, I could also- Okay, I'll just buy this just in case.
Loki36- No.
Okay, also, am I just playing- Go tier, glove chain, play around tier?
I might as well wait one, I mean I'm pretty sure- alright am I just playing Executions
here?
Can I go 9 or not?
I mean I'm pretty sure I'd rather just play Executions, instead I don't have-
I killed one total, 25 is too nice.
Oh there's definitely not many contestors, there's two AP players and if it's contested
It doesn't really matter. I mean, I'm too pretty to throw trash at.
Uh, I kinda do want to go 9 though. I don't know if I would click.
My common score? Fuck you.
You're gonna go 9 maybe? 3 pieces? Fine.
Low key?
No, I don't know. I can't.
I'll fight too, okay I'm going 9.
I don't think I can, I've been okay, I mean I'm not still 2 lives though Loki, because
I can actually 9 in 2 turns, fuck you, and I'll just have to see it, and TG, TG, lucky
item chest, gargoyle, lucky item chest, gargoyle, and tg, and then I go... I mean I'm actually
conning in two turns, Loki. And my board is actually not that bad, because I have so many
items. And if I lose I'm still two lives. Also, is that even weak? Because this has
I can't bury them all.
Also I'm pretty sure it's a hodge play around.
Chain but I probably need 64 to level.
I mean void plus like it's supposed to be hodge plus.
How many removers do I have? I mean, I should probably... This is the game right here, no joke.
And then I just... That's sort of just slotting the first legendary, I see, fuck it.
And then, if I lose, it's fine because I can take a good loss.
He's right. Also, I don't know what fuck about it, just give me some gold, man.
He says, golden egg.
He said his Malphite items is a fucking gargoyle weehee.
He actually has a good matchup to me, this Rock is one shotting my Malphite.
Is this even a good boss?
Oh, I don't think this is a very good boss.
Hey, cast it.
Okay, well I'm still 2 lives on this stage.
I mean, I probably still too much message honestly, but ah man, it's going for a good
loss to you man.
I mean, if Zyra paired, I should probably just go Zyra paired then, or should I just
go GA?
I should probably just go Niko Zyra.
And then I just level Golden Niko Zyra and then just play the fucking Legendary that I
see over Taric, and that's my board.
Like if I had one, if I took one less unit loss, isn't this part of Guarantee top two?
Yes.
Ash two, I mean that's not even bad.
Uh, can I pivot?
Is there any way I can pivot into...
What can I even play?
Oh, I can play, uh...
Is there any way I can pivot into...
I guess it's just RE for Blossom, and then how do I get Hunter in?
Okay, I'm gonna play Unara for three Blossoms.
I mean, four Executioner does absolutely nothing from the board.
Legit nothing.
Legit nothing.
I got a Blossom Trum nexer in Pongchant, man.
I mean, there's also just nothing.
I'm playing Executioner for a 0-1 Soraka 1.
I'm starting to think I should have just rolled deep on 8.
My board is looking very, very, very, very, very sheared.
I think I'm dead.
I didn't kill a single unit.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I got perfectly healed.
I didn't kill a single unit.
Wait.
What the fuck? What the fuck? Holy shit. Yeah, I don't think I'll be cooking
birthday present again. Or not birthday present. I mean, I could have just rolled
on eight like a human in this loadup. I mean, that's not even true. Like, even if I
load up with... I mean, I rolled on the zero and eight, used my Golden Niko.
Even if I have Soraka 2 there, and a 0-2, I feel like my board is still assed.
It's not even good.
My army gave me a fucking Caitlyn.
That's it.
I gave me a Toggin's Asha, which is actually pretty good.
But I could have rolled to 0 for RE2's IR2 duo.
And then my frontline would be Malfi 2.
So it would be Malfi 2, RE2's IR2, and then level to 9 on 5.
5? That's probably better.
And the thing is like 25 though.
I feel like 25 HP is that sweet spot where you're still 3 lives.
Like isn't it actually a bad beat that I got 2-0ed?
Also isn't it also a bad beat that I got Ash?
I feel like a lot of the tank legendaries I can just slot in,
Ivern I can just slot in,
Illumina I can slot in,
any Lux I can slot in.
What even is there?
You also didn't swap 4 or 2. I mean I didn't want to play 4 or 1. I don't even think I should have had Soraka on my board.
That unit doesn't do anything.
I don't know, actually it's still good as a standalone, but like...
It's not nearly as good with like no good items.
Because I think Ash actually needs like some items.
Whereas like Ivern doesn't really need items. I already had the AP items.
I mean I don't even know the 5 costs.
But either way, like even with that, I'm like I should just roll an 8 and just go 0.
I mean, it's like it's because it's because okay, I would have went zero if I was like one HP lower
But I feel like 27 HP is
Like pretty reasonable to survive. Yes. I mean it is it is reasonable to survive
How do I uh, where's the team player?
I mean Maokai is GG
I mean, Terror 2, I can slot him for free, any Lux is good, and Draven is fucking dog shit, Elder Dragon is pretty dog shit.
Malkai is GG, Ivern is GG, I mean, Nara is probably same tier as Ashe, honestly.
Ashe is probably better because I had TG, and Alune is good, and then I think Nara is slightly better than Ashe.
So like, the order would be, like, in terms of like, GG or not GG, I mean, the number one is probably Alune or Malkai,
and then it's like probably Ivern or NAR or Ivern then NAR then Taric and then
what's it oh I oh it locks oh wait wait wait why why don't I just like verbally
fix it instead of fucking okay wait a loon and now I'm lost oh there's also
Kenan I'm a Loki Kenan is not that good because everybody had one Kenan Loki so
Let me just go...
Yeah, honestly, I think I'll take Malphite over, Kennen.
I have an Ivern invoked, yeah, I might take Ivern over, Kennen.
And these are pretty close.
And this is RNG, and GD.
All right.
And then a TG, so NAR is pretty good.
And then I think Eldor and Draven, I mean, I think Ashe is better than Draven.
I mean, Draven is for sure the worst.
And then what do I have? Do I have items for elder? Not really. And these are equally just GG for me.
So I got the third worst. I mean, like, isn't that like low key a bad beat? And then I got perfectly cool.
Oh wait. Oh, oh fuck.
I think Naut is better than Terek.
And...
Alright.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure these are equally so bad that I'm just going to open myself up.
Can you make it with only one life there? Probably. It's not actually one life, it's 27.
I actually took a really bad loss. My board was not even bad.
It looked like my board was bad, but I cashed out two full items on my Malchite's full item,
then I have three items higher, then I have TGs all over the place.
But yeah, the TGs are like... I guess the Call of the Chaos is also bad.
Because the TGs were legit doing nothing for me.
I was just hoping for a call to chaos, like Econ.
If I got rolled, I would just send it to 2-star everything on 8.
And then if I got gold, I'm just instant level 9, just going full legendary.
If I get full item, golden egg, I'd probably just roll on 8 if I get, I mean, I could just
open up the game.
I think I should have called to chaos, I think I should have called to chaos as well as that.
3 lucky end interests is way better.
Fawn plus 2 components is better.
Gold is GG.
EXE is GG.
Shout Reels are just roll an E.
3 and this is probably not that good.
I mean it's probably fine.
I don't even know what I'm going to make.
I mean like I feel like every one of these I just encourage the roll an E.
Honestly like QG actually encouraged the roll an E as well.
I think this one's like probably pretty bad.
I actually think this one's like not even bad for my spot because I would have just like gained a statalized.
Full item anvil, I would have some idiot, three item, like whatever consider I hit between Ori and Zyra, and then...
Yeah, and the shop re-rolls, I would just be encouraged to fucking...
Honestly with shop re-rolls, I'm pretty sure if I saw shop re-rolls, I would have leveled to 9 and then realized I don't have enough gold to buy my units and just die.
So they thought I didn't get this one like if I got this one it would be a very embarrassing eight
So yeah, I mean it's gonna be any of that one
But I looked and I had like 22 gold or some shit if I love to eat that turn
Or not in that turn
Ahhhh, Shopify or FlyQuest.
Oh, I couldn't care less about either.
Both teams are fucking dog shit.
I hope, the only thing is I hope Lyon lose to either of those teams.
Why is it not Lyon, Lyon?
Lyon, is it at Lyon?
Wait, what?
Oh, it's Lyon?
Oh, Lyon.
No, dude.
All right, Leon, all right, whatever, at least I'm not saying lion, man, like, what's better,
lion or lion?
Like, it's Leon, right, Leon?
At least I'm not saying lion, like, bro, wait, it's lion?
No, no, just no way, man.
Lion better than, it's literally lion, oh, really?
Oh, you're crying? Stumbling is how we learn to walk.
Holy shit, you are- oh, I know.
I don't know how to pronounce an LCS fucking team that could easily have multiple pronunciations, so then therefore I'm stupid.
If you can't pronounce something, you're stupid. You're my bad.
What if English isn't my fucking first language? Fuck you, man.
Alright.
Guess I'm stupid then.
You're not-
My bad.
I mean, it is, but like, what if it weren't?
Just because they can't pronounce it like you can't pronounce it, doesn't mean that they're stupid.
Yeah.
I actually kinda like trade sector, I'm not a huge fan of this hard of the element.
I... I mean, this coming Acolyte is very shit.
And that's not Passive PA, which I don't.
I have a 2-cost.
Uh, can I have a reroll, like, Bayard? No, I just... I just ate my Bayard.
Is there a Yorick? Yeah, there is.
I mean, though, you gotta get this roll for Blossoms from every turn.
Okay wait, is this ever a Unara game?
Wait, what are the units?
It's Yorick, Parma, Unara, Fiona, plus what?
Is it rock-on?
The Blanc-Sedge?
I mean, I need a 3 star or something, though.
What's the last 3 star?
I don't get it.
Oh, oh, Sedge 3.
Oh, oh, oh!
You're right, you're right.
I need a tank.
Oh, okay.
I mean, it's pretty good because that tree's after right.
Wait, why do you play LeBlanc?
Oh, just to farm copies?
I mean, like, for being able to roll every turn for a Blossom Trum is kind of nice.
No gap.
I mean, Guardbreaker's like pretty good if I have Executioner, which I don't.
But I feel like I'm going to break it regardless.
I feel like the problem with this comp is that it's really strong if you can make it to level 8.
But it's because I think Unara feels really bad until you can get 3 executioner in or not.
Because Unara doesn't do damage.
But then once you can get 3 executioner in and you can dual carry another executioner,
Like, you're not a legit one-shot to everything.
I mean, I could go Executioner plus one here if I get a Glove, but I can also just go Tier, and it's also on Sejuani.
I mean, it's also on Sejuani, I mean.
And I also need a Shogun.
Otherwise, I would go Panic here for sure.
And I just Executioner Karma 3.
That's pretty good.
But I mean it's Shoujin plus Sejrani and Sejrani 3 as well, and then I try not to contest it.
I'm not going to contest it, right?
Oh, nice.
Ah, this is looking very good.
This is looking very, very good.
It's looking even better.
Ooh, is that good? Munara.
Uh, I don't really care about the stupid ass kill.
I mean, what kind of story here?
Uh, BF.
Okay, so why do I have one copy of Yorick wait also? Why wait? Why do you play the block?
Why is it a block? Is it just a farm copies? Oh, oh it's a print. Okay
Okay, but like you don't end with the block you asked that three minutes ago, okay
But surely you don't end with- okay well I don't even want- I don't even want you to
R3.
Also now I'm broke.
Like I mean I want you to R3 but I need- I need these.
The Blanc Alley Ezreal set are you- what are we- are we thinking about different boards?
Wait what?
How do I fit that?
I mean, I want five Solars, so it's gonna be these five three stars.
And then I'm gonna play Kayle for Solar, and then I'm playing three Executioner, and that's
a lock.
I'm not playing no fucking two-smallly robot, three Executioner, for true damage, like a
level 10.
You don't play Solar.
I think uh, I think I wouldn't play so well in this game.
Oh, I'm not even kidding, I think I might lose this.
How do I see all of the fucking expensive shit?
I have two karma, two Yorick.
What the fuck is this?
I mean, if I go Shoujin, last was for Guard, I feel like that's legit no damage.
Oh, actually I can go Blue buff this DV.
And I mean, I can go Blue buff, no, but then I can know it's no damage.
Probably use my rolls on this stage.
I'll see. Actually, no, I should probably just leave these and this.
I mean, Barbara are here for sure.
I usually want to balance it, but the thing is I have so many copies of this shit.
I mean, I could go blue buff. I mean, I'm down for the last one as always.
And then I could go blue buff, play around, and then I could last with someone else and then go like Shogun.
Like I could get the Anvil, go DB, blue buff, but Shogun is probably better.
And then play, I could also just steer front line and just go Shogun here.
I don't even want to win because I need to keep losing.
If I send Shogun, I can kill that Shogun.
And if I send it too early, I might, I might win. I'm not trying to win.
I need to eat that already.
But I'm probably just gonna go Shogun plus front line, then I'm gonna call it.
I don't know why I would ever play Leblanc over fucking Mizzier here.
I kinda wanna win.
I have King Slayer.
The Blanc Prince.
I'm not going to win the fucking round with the Blanc on my board, man.
I- I- read this shit.
10% 4% per takedown.
I have guard breaker and last whisperer.
Yeah, let's play no executioner with Kingslayer.
Let's just fucking sit here.
Don't worry, 10% chance for one fucking print.
Like, bro, I don't think- I think we were talking about different boards, man.
I'm certain we're talking about different boards.
Don't worry.
Maybe I could have, uh...
I could've uh, I don't I mean I for sure would not kill the vibe. This is what the fight looks like. I
Mean, oh, this is looking pretty good. I mean I lost but it's fine
Nice man. I have a 10% chance to print a fucking unit nice pog chat man. Let's let's just lose for free
I mean, I have a 60% chance if I close anything I mean, I wouldn't I can't even need for this though
I mean, I guess I can Nico it for this turn. I mean, I think I actually have to
Like I just I mean I have to because it's too good up Kingsley if I don't have Kingsley or I'm kind of bouncing on
But I think we're talking
guard adaptive
wrong guard redemption bow
And I don't want to go back with Cran guard
There's just my resistance
But I get a
There's a chance to gain a roll and I gain King Slayer value.
Jay, but I have to win this round.
If I like Nico and I lose, the game's over.
This is looking good.
Wait, I just gained, holy fuck!
I just gained five rolls and King Slayer,
but it's not even good because this guy's lower than me now.
What the fuck?
Okay, I can go pan here and still go for execution and plus one and then that oh that is fucking insane
Because then I can be strong on level seven, but I do need a glove, but that's fine
But yeah, I'm gonna need a glove. Also. I think that half the lobby just got a font
Like who had the spatula's I mean rapid you need rapid this guy just got a font
The holy shit he's defender
Maybe in Voker. Oh, nice. I think they actually made their emblems.
But I think I have three of them in pretty early. I have three Leona. Holy shit, I have like no copies of my shit.
I mean, I have five more rolls. I might as well just roll for the three more rolls.
Ah, I think so, so good.
And GD.
And I can, I can roll two more.
Okay, also how come I didn't see a single fucking one cost, man?
Fuck you, man.
How come I didn't see a single fucking one cost?
I rolled that many shops and I didn't see a single fucking one cost.
What?
Excuse me?
I'm six off of York but I mean the thing is I have a tiny dude which is actually pretty
pretty good. Five off of Sujuani. How do I keep seeing this garbage? I mean, low-key
I'm kind of down to buy this because I can 3-streak into neutrals now and I don't have
that many free rolls. And I might as well roll to 40 because I can hit...GD! One more
I'm going to need to rocker on...on...on...on when.
Is it 8?
Because I play this game for Summer and then it's 8, right?
Yeah, fuck you.
I mean, surely I find one Serato Reserval by then.
Because after I finish this, I'm probably just going to level...
I mean, I'm...
Wait, I don't even have a Leona on my board.
I have 4 Leonas total?
What I found you Nora 3 and 2
Okay, I mean thank God I had this tiny champ to
You know this is with Kingslayer I'm actually Kingslayer a lot. I mean, I gotta ask you okay
There's who's fucking insane. I mean I gig I rolled here. What the fuck is this?
Holy shit my items I came
I don't even care if you're Prince Yorick, it actually doesn't matter.
at my items. I just go for Gargoyle on Carousel. I can also go for Spark, but I probably just
want real tank. Look at my items. This is crazy. This is crazy. Like, I mean the thing
is, I'm pretty sure once I get soldered with 3 Executioner, I'm just gonna fucking launch
I shot everyone!
I got a yours first, I mean it doesn't matter.
I probably will roll until...
Is this guy King's Center Range?
Was he King's Center Range? 44?
No one I think so.
Oh, he was.
I'd rather go Glast Cannon.
When you buy a Whiskey and a random Blaster Champion base,
I'm getting you Nari, Yorick, and a Karma.
I mean, I got a Karma in my gun.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
This is really mean.
Okay, I'm kind of down to level 6 in a row, then.
Temporary Indomitable.
Alright, Leblanc of Arm.
I'll roll to 30. How about that? And GD. Yeah, I can't even eco it.
I mean, if I didn't have execution plus one, there's no way I'm ever playing LeBlanc.
10% chance.
I mean this fight is looking very, very good.
I feel his execution was one that just cheats the game's temple so hard.
Nice.
You must be meeting with me.
Watch close. Deeds, not women's.
Magic? Coming at you!
Deeds, not women's.
All right, how do I get solar in I can't
All love a mushroom for sure
I'm this game's over. I'm like, okay. I'm pretty sure executioner plus one makes this comp like actually good
yes or yes what the fuck is this I have three execute I'll have three
executioner three solar on seven
but does I don't understand like this this executioner trade if you don't
have three just ff this two execute like that's why I was like saying that I
don't even want guard breaker because it's like I swear IE is like yeah it's
Let's get kind of good.
Uh, smoke?
Ford is even better.
Oh, no it's not.
Ford is literally nothing.
It's the cutoff from 2 to 3 that's just GG.
Also, just look at my items.
Crongard, Adaptive, Gargoyle, Shogun, Lassusworth, Guardbreaker,
fucking Glass Cannon on Solar, fucking, and then Shogun.
Like, what the fuck are...
Holy sh...
This is like legit pain.
I don't even think you can pant doors items better items than this
Because you would just slam as you go and then
What the fuck I can't on the air this for shred I should just kill one even shred
No, oh
Oh, maybe Kale 2 is actually pretty important then.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna get forgot.
Oh, I could've rolled for Charm, and the thing is that I'm so fucking strong, whatever, man.
Oh, I just bought some Charm Rival, I'm not gonna be sure.
I'm a legit Jesus Christ right now, I'm looking for the shit.
What?
Just look.
My Sujuani is half HP, and yeah, it's all worked on.
I mean, this guy is fucking just sweet, never mind.
But I'm really strong.
I mean, this is still good, because it gives us 20% health.
I mean, this garbage is legit, okay?
Is it 20% AMP?
25% AM versus... I mean I can just do this here.
Let me go with the HP.
Let me swap the unit that can go back to the back line with the unit that just stands
in place.
You are very, very smart.
You roll for a zero three here. What do you think? What do you think?
I mean, I actually wouldn't mind like a spark, but a tail shred is like.
But I'd rather just finish real karma items.
Eh, I mean I could finish Spore Arvoid.
Oh actually I'm no anti-heal, but fuck.
I messed up the anti-hiel. And I have no anti-armor.
I'm rather unadaptive I think.
I don't want to go avoid it because I have kale, because it doesn't really do anything.
Nara looks like it's about to- it just jumped into-
Like, I'll- I'll- I'll hit KO2 eventually, don't worry.
Oh, that's- oh, I'm still getting Kingslayer.
Okay. And then now I just roll for Charm every turn and then I just go nine, drop this dog ship for fucking Kenim,
I'm Kenan and I play what? Solar Lux?
Wait, if I hit Solar Lux, that's instant GG.
5 3 stars, Solar Lux?
Oh, then I get a voice out from the proper dropping KO.
And then also I can open to sell this as well.
Oh, oh no, no, I can't. Never mind.
Because I need a 3 star.
I'll just play 4, 4 solar.
I'm so fucking strong.
I can't.
Read Dish Message.
Where?
It's Fiddle Rocket by the way, good sir.
Okay, where's fiddle?
What about Kenny?
Oh, it's usually an execution plus one.
Okay, so we're... oh, fuck, okay, wait, I need to put that shit in the planner.
Uh...
Where's fiddle safe?
Uh...
Uh...
I know how much arm bg and I'm screwed
My board nah like this shit with execution or plus one like I'm not stupid right
This executioner plus one is just GG. What the fuck is this?
How much do I draw on a backline, Scanan?
I don't really want to lose my health, though.
I have 20% Amp before us, if you're sure.
Whatever, I'll get you.
And GV, what do I get?
Why is my guy running around, oh what the fuck, there's gold over here.
I just forgot the decision though.
How did my cannon lose HP before the...
Oh, is this AoE by the wrong?
Alright, hello. Give me the gold.
No, those are just like 20... Holy shit.
No, no, it's, I know it's last cannon but it was like legit like 20% health before the fight even started.
I think it's just like, it walks here and probably got ailed by the long.
That was pretty weird, I'm probably...
Inferno Defender, I mean, I don't have anti-heal. Every 8 seconds, I mean, 4 trades on them.
60 to level.
Oh god, there's a fuckin' what's-a-called name.
And he has- he- he- he boobah-cheesed it, man.
Hello?
boobop cheese it also is urf
I'm pretty sure I can just go straight to 10 because I don't I like that
the only one that's even close to being me and then also this glass cannon against that I mean
maybe I have to start bits over here and then the corner safe
then I get defender in
I have no anti-heal, but low health.
Low kick and low inferno
Honestly, it's actually just all for Taric.
And I just try to shield my backline.
I mean, I'm playing against Ari, I just put main tank here, one here, one here, and then I just Taric shield my fucking Unara and the GG.
Fucking Unara player, man.
3 Inferno, give Soraka better than Harma, so the Soraka is a fucking ass man, also I
I can't even see why he's shooting at her.
He's getting 5 gold.
I think this is kind of...
Alright, Judy.
Actually, I didn't know this was DRs.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I can't even...
I can't even see why he's fighting either.
I feel like in front of Luxio it's really good though.
This eunara just dashed...
Okay, I need to put eunara, star on the left and then just dash to the right.
Actually, this is an 100-zero.
As long as...
Actually, I'm probably fighting clone, but I don't have combat either.
Wait, do you, Kingslayer, if I fight his high HP clone?
Find Lunar Lux, alright, fuck it.
Wait, I do. What the fuck?
I can't even, what the fuck is this?
Over 9 seconds?
Like, what the fuck is this?
Okay, I need to start over here and then leave a little gap.
Or...
They just jumped to the left there.
And now we just jump in place.
And it's dead.
And it's an 100-0.
Executioner plus one
Defender plus two ravager plus one BD void staff
All right, I'm rolling for I'll use my free rolls and G
Crystal, clean.
Run them without luck.
I mean honestly it seemed to be a little bit...
Okay, as- okay, I need to make sure the middle hex is not taken.
What the fuck is this, man?
And that's stunned by only a little one.
Bro, this is a fake loss. All I have to do is put one unit here in the unit.
What the fuck is this?
Shit, it's some rage rate.
Blackthorn locks his agon.
Alright, that is fucking useless.
I mean that's also useless. And GD.
That is also useless. And GD.
That is pretty good. So now I have to lock for the...
I'm gonna just tear a two shield, let me see.
Alright, nice. I'm pretty sure this DR is a warrior.
I thought I just dashes in the middle of cuffs in the way.
It just got killed.
I just got executed by a Kongbao.
It just got executed by a fucking Kongbao.
Okay.
Oh shit.
5.6.
How?
I mean look at this worthless asterisk, man.
I'll go with Lux. Wait, by the way, if Alune dies, do you keep the DR if Alune is dead?
Because I'll get low-key like Gnar might be better. No. Oh, no? Yes.
Well, I think Fiddles Defender whole board. That's pretty good.
I mean, I don't care what I'm going to do.
I should probably know.
I should probably check.
I know it's pretty good.
Wow
I can't.
I'm in pretty good treats, I could actually make this come good, because you can just roll for a Blossom Genre return.
Getting tricked by this spot GG, oh no I know, I played this comp before, I should have asked.
Like the problem when I played this comp, is that Unara without 3 executioner, bro, my Unara damage, something that it did not look like this.
I just load up every single fight, I can't kill a single fucking unit man.
But this game, like, execution of plus one, Shogun Lassesware, Guard, Guard of Oil, Crown,
Visage, GA, Crown, Void, Sunfire, Nard, 2, Level, I'm playing a Reroll Comp, I'm playing
a Solar Reroll Comp and made it to level 10.
What?
Yeah, I mean the king side is really nice to me for what we're in so much role.
I mean every game it's just hybal I don't get it like when I low roll I just coin
flip a fucking first or eighth and then if I hyrule I hyrule so what I'm just
gonna pray I hyrule the clean flip
fuck
Triple combat, prismatic, spreading root, coven cash out, trait ladder, low roll of a
coin flip I mean honestly this is a coming cash out but I fucking gig a
little my roll down little the coin flip I don't even know what I'm playing
what the fucking end of my board here oh yeah actually this is like the best
That's the best of my life, I actually remember.
Cheater, lobby.
Oh, I catch up to 365. I play this off stream. I catch up to 365. I have five coven on 31.
Five coven on 31 and I just catch up 365.
And my 4th execution of blue buff, radiant, JG, are already legit just nuked at 7 units as soon as the fight started.
This game I was supposed to go 8, but I went 2nd because I was high rolled.
And then this game, I mean I kind of lowered the coin flip, but I also could have probably played for like 4th or 5th pretty easily if I just rolled.
I'm pretty sure I go A4 at this game, but that's like, I mean, 4th is better than 7th, I guess.
I mean, I don't know if that's true, because the thing is, if I go fit this game, I would have to play another, like, whole stage.
Are you going to big worlds? I'm not sure yet. I mean the tickets are probably like sold out, but I figured
Like I figured like most of the time for these events you could get tickets last second you pay enough
So I'm just gonna save myself the hassle and then I'm just going to like get it last second if
If if I want to go yeah
I
Mean the tickets slow instantly, but like I mean surely if you're like let's say you bought over 500 bucks
I'm like, yo, I can all buy your things for 2k. They're gonna say no. I mean if they say no, that's fine. Someone will say yes
And then I can save myself the hassle of like I
I can save myself the hassle of like having the tickets and then not having like not being able to go and then trying to
like get rid of them and then
But also no that's not even the reason I say that it's a
It's also I think it's like a very high chance that I can just like bank someone at Riot to give me a ticket last second
I mean I'm all for saving like like like one one one the one point by game, but I'm pretty sure I can just start bitching
So you lose more money by buying tickets last second then you would buy buying them early and then selling
Yes, but then not only do I have to go fucking get my credit card or and and buy my credit card
I also have to like deal with it being in the back of my mind that I have to take it
So I'm not sure if I can go because I genuinely don't know if it's like I'm gonna be free at that time
So it's like
And then like trying to get rid of the tickets is like it's gonna be annoying bro, it's not working in
Because I think I'm like leading towards not going already
So if I'm beating towards not going already, like you.
I mean, I'm down for trait ladder.
Bro, you guys probably fucking love it when I get trait ladder.
Cause you can just sit there and just pray I fucking throwing away.
And you guys can all just laugh at me.
But I'm just saying the last two trait ladder heathens were...
I mean, like, isn't the augment like, actually OP? It's just like, there's actually like...
I feel like it's so solved that your placement is, like, I'm telling you, like, it's actually just
all about your opener. The only time Trade Ladder goes 8th is when they have no units to carry the
right or they have no units that work around their emems like if you if you if you have
like a taboo with it for the fucking show time can put him that shit
I don't know what I'm doing.
Bring your spirit.
I know it's in the shadows.
Uh...
How do I buy this?
I can't get out of here, I don't care, I don't want to ruin this.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go back to the game.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Defender, Hunter, Luna. Defender, Hunter, Luna.
Your end is here. Defender...
I saw my little six. I don't have...
I don't have a single trait to play. I don't have a single trait to play.
The Thunder Hunter Lunar.
Yeah.
I don't feel like pretty bad for Hunter, but it's okay.
I see one sword for Shogun and then these could be for Linus.
I maybe should hold him in the car now, that's why.
Should I just try to make...
Is there a defender?
I mean, I bought this fucking ESP thing for 3 gold and then now I don't even want to
be leveled.
Because I don't have any assacres of the sword.
Ah, you fucking piece of shit, man.
I shouldn't have even bought this in the first place.
I mean, I...
Maybe I should have just opened.
But I don't know, what is actually like pretty decent?
So I don't really want to open.
Like if I don't get Sword, I mean I could just go Adaptive and just play off of...
I mean, wait. Honestly?
Wait.
I could just play Cassiopeia.
Oh wait, oh wait. I mean I could just Hunter Rengar with no Hunter Reng.
Low key.
I mean, hi, Key, I can.
It's basically an item and then Lunar, what is this, three-managen?
I mean, that's basically an item as well.
Not really.
Okay, never mind.
I will not be doing that.
Bro, no, that's actually not even bad if I could somehow play Lunar, but I can.
Set.
Okay, I was gonna play Coven, but I feel like my board is pretty good.
I mean, it's actually pretty good.
And I can just play what's it called next turn.
Can I make?
I can just play Blossom next turn.
Yay.
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm never getting sword.
I mean, I wouldn't...anyway.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...I mean, do I even care about Blossom though?
Yes.
I get a charm, I get two charms.
And I just farm with Rengar instead.
I did not win. I definitely did not win.
It was a daftless land. I lost a purple of one.
I lost a purple of one. All right, can I FF?
No, I mean my spot's still really good. Maybe I get a sword now.
I'll just be leveled and I see like two Bosmian Charms, which is actually pretty good.
There are two swords, but I really need the fucking higher cost one.
I mean, Hunter Defender, Hunter Defender plus...
Oh, shit. I mean, I have to go sword. I mean, I legit have to.
Oh my fucking god, fuck a Sage bait, a rage bait.
Oh my god.
Oh, I think she was walking the dog and she doesn't want to be on camp.
I'm so poor.
I am so poor.
What the fuck?
I guess I can sell this for Drone or not to guarantee 10.
Is this fixable?
I mean my spot's fine.
But it's actually fine.
I'm getting Blast of Charms, I'm pretty sure it's going to farm me too gold soon, oh yeah
it is.
But like Rod is usually Crown Guard and then Cloak is like usually Gargoyle, but it could easily be like
QSS
Maybe Gintu, like Gargoyle Gintu or something. But yeah, I don't know what it's not like.
Starting the game I should have just put the fries in the bag and played Cubbin.
I do see a blossom charm next turn, and I see another blossom charm.
I think what I should have done this game is I just don't level, I don't buy that 3-8.
I got baited by the 3 gold for 4 EXP, because I had upgrades, but I also got bailed out
by getting the sword.
I don't get the sword here, like I'm not just ace.
Okay, I mean my spot is actually good now.
Yeah, I had three coven, but I would have to sell like a lot to play it.
And my board is like, actually good.
Well now it's good. Like it was not that good before this turn, but yeah, now it's good.
Okay, I am poor though, like really poor.
Yeah, well like I don't know. I feel like if I take treat ladder or treat tree,
I don't really want to just fucking play Coven because then like the moment I find anything...
I got four owed? I got four owed!
Oh, I'm 10 gold, I'm 10.
Okay, but other way, what I'm trying to say is that if you're a trait ladder, it's so easy to just have a strong board.
Like, it's actually so easy. I mean, this is just a bad thing, but this guy's way too strong.
It's like really easy to have a board.
Cause like, I find one Diana and that's already fucking Lunar for my entire board.
And then like, it's impossible not to find units to play, cause I can just play like Defender.
Also this Rengar needs to get the fuck off my board probably.
It's not even close to another takedown.
Alright, that's pretty good.
I actually need every gold I can get. I'm fucking broke.
I mean might I just always play Kong now
Like if I go Kraken then I'm stuck with like I could go let's see
I mean if I go ginsu then I'm stuck with guard bell coat love
And I'm pretty sure it's actually Marlowe Kraken play wrong love no joke
But I might as well
Wait one. I mean no because I mean Crog is I'm showing you in Italy show your Hunter, Italy
But I could also just play I could also just play
Because what I don't get you on I mean, I'm looking at my spot here. I
Think my game is very eighth very very eighth
But I could go Kraken and inflict like Hunter of Helios as well.
And then if I go Kraken, more like a little playoff of Glove, what's going on in him?
I'm going to have to fend for this one, that's it.
I mean, I have to roll down. I can actually hit my board, I guess.
Nidalee. Hunter Nidalee. Is that good?
I'm so sorry to sell this to you, sir.
What is this?
Joggernaut?
Ah, this is so expensive, man.
I am so poor I am depressed.
I am fucking depressed.
Okay, I mean if I'm literally, I mean I should probably just itemize them literally, so I
kind of saved the belt or the BF or, but then I'm stuck with Gensu.
Is that fine?
No.
Bro, I don't even want to make anything man, because isn't it just like, I mean I can't
even go Staraq.
Like if I go Staraq here, like I don't even have a Hunter in, also I need to go Staraq.
then all right I if I level here I can't even make 30 all right just FF just FF
holy shit this guy is spreading roots plus holy fuck with heck on to level
I'm level 540, and he has a heck of a poof.
Alright.
Who's paying 3-0 for that?
Traitory 8-0, is Traitory supposed to be good?
I don't know where people got this fucking take that Traitory is like premium.
spreading roots that's premium. Other people get a prismatic. Other people get a prismatic.
I have not bitched about tree tree as soon as they stop giving the reforger. When have
I bitched about tree tree? This entire set. I have it. I have it. I've only been bitching.
Not even premium anymore man, I can throw it.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmm.
I mean it's fine.
You can take it.
The reason spreading roots, like, yes, Treet Treet gives another emblem, but the reason
spreading roots is broken and everyone complains about spreading roots, is because other people
get a tier 2.
yes they get one less emblem but it's not even optimal to like I'm sitting
here like it's not even three emblems because I have to play like a fucking
lily and some other dog shit to like hit it on my board which is not even good
like I yeah there's a rock is that good I need to go be a but I also I mean I
I don't even think BFF is as many... I think I should just go red buff.
Just Reforger. I don't have a Reforger.
Like, that's the thing. As soon as they stop giving me a Reforger, it's actually balanced.
Like, it's fine. You can take it, but I don't think it's like...
I don't know where the fuck people are getting this question mark.
Bought 4 with TREAT TREAT TREAT? Like, what?
Nice, man. TREAT TREAT.
I guess you're guaranteed first. My bad.
The fuck?
But this game is just like a coin flip and it is trait ladder in the lobby which...
And he has bonus gifts.
WHAT?!
Wait, trait ladder, bonus g- Yo, my bad, yo, I got trait-tree, I got trait-tree, I got
trait-tree.
My bad.
Bye, man.
How did they just swap places like this?
And then this just walks here and gets-
I mean, it doesn't matter.
It's not a winning regardless.
board is a new level of dog shit because what happens when I load it against this guy I'm
just instant dead I don't even know why I'm still in this game honestly my items are so
fucking bad like I imagine I got emblems that could use rod tier my game is actually
easy as fuck but it's legit impossible to play mid game with three items on bench or
four items on bench. So I should have just played Coven and then maybe have a chance.
Not really. I'm not really playing this now. I'm not really doing anything. I'm playing
at a level. I'm in low key. I mean, I actually have to just try to win this run, I think.
And now, but if I lose, I save a lot of gold. Made four gold. I'm not going to lie. You
You know that second? Except this game it's different because they have prismatics.
I'm gonna have to stack one more, I'm gonna be 2 lives and this guy, I don't even know
I don't know how this is even allowed to be a combo, by the way.
How is this allowed to be a combo?
Treat ladder bonus gifts!
What the fuck?
I mean, this game I can hold like Tristana, I guess.
I don't have enough gold to actually hold sides.
Minus the gold and I just look at my items again.
Yeah, I think I'm out.
Ash. I mean, maybe I'm back.
Oh, it's simple. Loki, I'm back.
I'm gonna have to reforge...
I'll have to do this for now.
Your cloak just look at my items. Just look at my items
Just look
What the fuck is this we're back we're back
Probably had to downgrade the cog I'm two lives and the things inside already like throwing on this is actually
Holy fuck, how is that combo not banned?
Alright, not that I've actually missed that one for the first time.
How is that shit not banned?
I mean, I need to fix my items, but I also need...
I'm not even about to do that.
Like, URF?
Like, it makes Blossom plus one and Primal plus one.
I mean, low-he.
Whatever.
Maybe I'll play APNB in this game.
And I'm pretty sure I have to remake the Cognac meow.
Alright, well I'm out of gold.
I'm out of gold and I'm out of gold.
I should probably problem this for I'm a low key
Yeah, not really, I mean, if he hit, if he hit fucking boost suppressor, he can actually
roll for his board.
I mean, I don't even know why I'm still in this game.
I'm gonna be honest.
Why am I still in this game?
I think I'm losing to a lease re-roll without the fucking augment, my nearly-dead insulin.
Yeah, it's really good.
Like, Tray Tray is really good, guys.
I didn't get a reforge for the whole game, and then I hit Defender.
I mean, I think what I'm supposed to do is I just suck it up, that my spot for AD is
ass, and I just play Defender Cassiopeia.
and just play Hunter Rengar and just ditch Lunar.
And then just play Hunter Rengar and that's it.
Like, yeah.
And then my items, I mean, I guess if I go sword,
I would have Strat and then I just don't go bow
and I just make Morello.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I just have to make Morello,
Morello, Silver, like I don't wanna play Silver,
I just have to play Morello, Silver.
I go Morello, Silver.
I would have shown him Serac Hunter, so at least I have a carry.
And then I go Morello's Crack and Sivir Play Around Glove, and then what the fuck is my
frontline item then?
I don't think I have a frontline item.
Why Moash would have won you two fights by the way?
Yup.
Yeah, that fight was really close.
I think I would have done 38 damage to that Elise, I was just non-stop fucking healing up.
Yeah.
That fight was really close. I mean this is why TreyTree like, I, no like, no that shit is fucking tilted.
Like, the reason, I don't even care about the 8th, the fact that people genuinely think TreyTree is supposed to be like fucking premium,
and I fucking threw my spot, like what the fuck?
What?
Are, are we playing the same game?
Like, bro, nah, that shit, like, some shit has to be, this shit is not reason, man.
Shit has to be a fucking...
No, Hunter Lunar, the vendor is actually playable. No, no, no, it's good.
Like, the thing is, the reason it looked really bad is because I have no tempo,
but the reason I have no tempo is because I got these emblems with T-Rod...
Uh...
Yeah, Cloak? T-Rod Cloak?
Like if I have T-Rod Cloak, and let's say I decide to win streak, right, and I make Adaptive,
then I play off of Rod. Where are my Simmer and Nidalee items?
And then the thing is, if you, like, I mean, I could play Cassiopeia, and then Hunter on Rengar is basically like 3 fourths of an item,
and then Defender is really good for the line, but like, is that worth a Prismatic?
No!
The thing is, when you, and you ditch Lunar, but the thing is, when you have spreading
roots, if you are just playing around one emblem, you already break even.
You already break even.
And then, you also get the value of Stage 2 and Stage 3 being up an item, like up an
emblem, or even two emblems, and then, if they can combine, if there's a decent chance,
a much higher chance that the emblems, like the two emblems can conflict, whereas it is
very low chance to play a default board with all three emblems on top of the three emblems,
on top of you having three, on top of you having items for the three emblems that you've got.
So it's like, it's not just, like, no, I don't, okay,
honestly, who am I talking to?
I think if you can't understand opportunity cost,
I think you are just legit stupid.
I think you can't just think about what you get.
You have to think what other people are getting.
Like, I don't know, like, there's just so many reasons
why trade tree, I'm not saying trade tree is trash,
but it's just a coin flip, and I lost the coin flip.
But I think spreading roots is also a coin flip, but it's like a fucking GIGA like weighted
coin flip.
It's like a coin flip that lands on heads 95% of the time and heads is the winner.
Winner winner chicken dinner, like bro, like, ah shit it's just, please explain why.
I just explained why.
And if you can't understand it, like, I mean, I don't know what to tell you, man.
I... I... I... What?
I mean, if you can't understand, that might be on you.
If you think trick tree is broken, just take it.
Because your unskilled ass probably goes 8th nonstop with trait ladder, and you're just like, oh yeah, maybe if I took trait tree, I would have topped 4th.
No, you're just ass.
Like, I don't know what to tell you. Like, trait tree?
Not saying it's a terrible augment.
You know what augment I'm pretty sure is legit broken is, uh, I took it twice and yes, I hydrold the coin flip.
But it's, uh,
we stick together.
I got it with 100 plus one and I got it with but the reason it's broken is because it gives you an emblem
It gives you tempo for the entire game 30 as and then also it gives like the item anvil
You can pop it and click an item with the emblem that you got. Oh
Wow
When when your items match your emblem your game goes very well
But when you get Hunter with a tear rod cloak, your game has a high chance of going very poorly.
And this is with me getting a sword to kill the tear.
Oh! It's almost as if trait tree is a coin flip.
And it's almost as if spreading roots is also a point flip, but the tradeoff, the opportunity cost, you don't get punished as hard because other people have a tier 2, not a prismatic.
Spreading Roots is a Tier 2.
Trait Tree is a Prismatic Augment.
When you have a Prismatic Augment, other players in the lobby also get a Prismatic Augment.
When you get a Tier 2 Augment, other players in the lobby also get a Tier 2 Augment.
In Tier 2, Augment is much worse than a Prismatic Augment, and that is why Spreading Roots is
way better than Tree.
One emblem for a Tier 1, two emblems for a Tier 2, three emblems for a Prismatic, but
Spreading Roots is the best one because relative to the rest of the lobby, the branching out
is not even OP either.
It's a good augment, but I'm telling you, some of these tier 1s are legit better than
some of these tier 2s. I'm not even kidding. Like, quick streets, like some of these re-roll?
Like, bro this shit is fucking broken. And also why am I selling it, I don't know.
Also wait, I gotta hold this... I gotta hold-
...and bang, hustler.
Look at these options.
Look at these options and compare it to fucking trait tree or spring root.
Honestly, it's not that bad if I got it from golden destiny.
So that also gets real quick.
But the thing is, I'm not really streaking right now.
Honestly I should just buy this thing.
It's already rich.
Alright lowkey I play 4 and 3 this game.
Did I play like 4-3, 3-solar?
I mean, I was thinking about playing the cameo called Thoughts.
I feel like...
Is my spot even good for it from the spot?
I don't think you can even play it without...
I'm pretty sure you legit cannot play it without uh... without like the...
like the... comment on my time, but...
I think I'm gonna have to...
Oh man, fuck you.
Wooooooooooooooo!
Alright, well, I mean that I'm actually...
Like, I usually would never buy that, but I'm already rich.
Uh, and then I can actually just go for...
Like, I just natural Ornn 3, and then I just play Six Defender.
And lowkey Six Defender Ornn 3 might actually be able to farm.
I mean, it probably can.
Like, it probably actually could farm two Ornn items.
That sounds pretty good, but I need to naturally see if I don't really want to roll.
My game actually got saved by that augment, because I think ElectroCharge is not bad if
you actually have upgrades.
I think last fight, my ElectroCharge seems like 3k damage, which is actually really good
for three units.
Alright, I mean surely this prints three Oran items, or two Oran items.
Okay, I need some damage.
Like how do I get damage on the board?
Alright.
I mean these games are not very balanced.
I could go gargoyle and just try to print and play out of the deer, but I could also just like,
so when I just want to play cashew pears on the spot, high key,
because cashew pears like can actually use the fucking rod items,
and I don't really want to go gargoyle because I'm just a vertical defender, so I have to go rod.
I should probably scout and see if there's any cashew players.
I mean surely there's no, I mean the only way is if I defend my first one.
This is Blackhorn.
What is this guy?
Is there a backhand blueprint that can go into Cassiopeia?
No. I don't think so.
Oh god. I'm not first pick.
Okay.
Should I just go Gargoyle and I can... okay, I'll just go Gargoyle and then I don't have
to play Cassiopeia.
I can also just push levels with 1 and 3.
Like if I don't get Rod, I don't know if I want to go Tier and just hard force Cassio.
But I still need two Rods.
Mmmmmmmm.
I don't get damage on my board.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
And I don't even know if there's any, it's probably not even more damage, but I need
to make a con.
And I was trying to hold, and I'm not gonna just hold this, so.
Alright, I can also just play like something like Elderwood Flexboard, but if I natural
like some rods, if I natural like a tier and a rod off of prugs, I'm gonna play Casio
probably. Okay. How's Ezreal's Soraka? Yeah, that's what I was gonna play. I was gonna play like
Ari-Ari-Ezreal's Soraka. Cabra on Kennen. But I'm pretty sure like if I get tier rod, like it's not
even tier, it's just rod. I'm like pretty sure Casio is just a better line. Just because not only is
that comp shit, 6th Abender, or 3 this early for sure farms 2 ornitons and Casio with ornitons is
actually broke. Like what is there? Lighting Jool? Like Dawn? Core? I think it's not even
that good in the stats, okay. I think. I'm not sure. And then like you can also, you
also can't really miss because you can itemize the Rammus and you can itemize Fiddlestick.
I didn't even scout, but I'm pretty sure my board is pretty solid.
Of course! This is the one person! This is the one fucking person, man!
What the fuck? I mean, I can actually win this! If it doesn't just jump...
The other two are so weak, man.
I definitely cannot kill them even with Electro-Charge.
Oh my, the other two players are so weak!
And now I lose one gold and then I lose two gold for not winning?
I mean, that's like whatever, I just lose one gold and I don't streak into neutrals.
Bro, fuck you, man!
Ahhhh!
This is so fucking bad, man.
I it's so much bold
Okay, I got a rod, pure rod, WHAA, WHAA, WHAT THE-
I mean if this doesn't just show you that the game is all luck, I don't know what to
say man.
This game is just all luck.
It's actually just all luck.
I mean I have an arca fucking gunblade, but I also need a mana item, but like the mana
That was really flexible.
And then last game I just load up Hunter with Tier Rod and Overforger.
But now I get Rod Rod on the same drop, and because I got two of the same component at one neutral, I get a fucking...
...reforger.
Like, what the fuck? And then I just like cast Ethiopia.
Bram is two, Ornn three, Archangel play around Rod half complete, and then I just need Blue buff Shogun or Adaptive, so just one more Tier, plus anything.
And you do.
And you do.
and GG and now I got a component here yeah fuck it just just finish finish finish
finish the sword fuck it I'll also allow tear honestly allow any component
wait actually that one's not that good
but I don't really want to report you
I'm in 14 flat gold right now or I can get rolls.
Is there any like one cost that's like good?
I mean it's me.
I'm in this is 14 so it's 3 plus gold.
But then I can roll this twice.
I mean what am I even looking for though?
Oh chin delivery.
I'm done.
Casio.
Casio.
Casio.
Casio.
I mean whatever, I'm going to cast you next time.
Alright, I'm just going to cast you, clogged now is pretty good.
I'm just going to change this garbage for now, and Defender.
A B C D.
Alright.
It seems to depend on how you actually get some value...
off of ElectroCharge. How much damage is ElectroCharge, by the way?
Because then, like, if ElectroCharge is a lot of damage, I kinda wanna get, like, a spark where a void staff go in.
I'm pretty sure it's actually a lot on this Defender.
I don't know how this is to be old.
Right?
What?
Who the fuck is paying?
Ram is trolling your Ornn?
Yeah, but it's fine.
I'm proud of myself losing round 2.
Hello?
Uh, wait, where are these?
I'm fucking last baked.
Hello?
Uh, wait, where are these?
I'm fucking last baked.
I mean, I'm thankful, man. There's another, uh, I'm thankful.
At least there's another sword, man.
Apologize to him.
Alright, my items aren't the same.
I wouldn't mind...
I mean, Chen can be half-sunfire.
Okay, but I'm pretty sure, like, with the ledger, I really want a spark who avoids that, like, fucking ASAP.
Should I just roll once for Charm? No.
Am I close to anything else?
No.
I'm not so poor. I guess my port is worth a lot.
I'm not too curious, I think you seem to be a pretty good P.R. player just because you stopped posting your rank 1 screenshot.
If you just look, the rank 1 is there every single time it's thrown.
I don't know why you guys are even trying to fucking rage rate with this shit,
because you guys are just allowing me to flex, man.
Just go to the fucking elbow chest, man.
Like, if you see 1900 fucking peak, you're telling me 1900 is not gonna be fucking...
Actually, I don't think it's 1900, that's a cap.
But you think 1800 is not rank 1?
Yes, it might be a fucking Disneyland fucking rank 1.
But no one fucking cares about ladder anymore.
You think Bish soap is a fucking...
Of what LP is he? Like, probably like 1200 or some shit?
You think he's a 1200 LP player?
Fuck no man, you think I'm a 1KLP player? Fuck no man, like no one fucking cares man, just relaxed.
I lost. Enami.
Is this almost... no? He's taking forever man.
I mean they're all melee, I'm kind of down.
Because there's two melees, because a lot of melees. Honestly fuck it, whatever.
how are you am I winning this round and then behind us could have been Chen or
like it'll steep
I'm not good at it.
Last guy playing Casio.
This guy?
This? I lost anyway.
Nice. Mindless to roll.
Let me catch up in the nowhere.
I'm pretty sure that one's on a 6k.
50k.
What the fuck a full shodion?
What the fuck?
I mean, I need to just click Ekha and Arlen here always, right?
I mean, I need to roll until...
Okay, nice, definitely.
Alright.
And then I'll just itemize everything, I think.
I have a fucking...
I have a fucking Kabukko on my board.
War Mog. For what? I'm tightening my fucking Fiddlestick 3. Just wait. I will get the Void
staff eventually, don't worry. I am Casual 1. I'm pretty sure I actually have to sell
this Remus. I should have played the other thing. I don't really care about Remus 3,
I do care about level 3.
I mean healing was in this line is actually not that bad.
A lot of healing but I kinda want
a low key sword to make it as we're forging anything that's like...
I mean, it's fine. I mean, I have to roll until I find, uh, Casio 2 at least.
What a roll, fuck.
I mean, I can't.
I can't I have I have one Casio, excuse me
To Casio, I mean I'm getting three three costs. Oh, oh, that's pretty good for me
This healing orb is going to kill a single unit until my entire board is dead.
Also this matchup, oh this is really bad, because the Yi matchup into Kassio's Yiya
is very, very shit.
Alright well I think I'm getting an Orn item here, but I don't know how I'm getting Kassio
through this game.
It must be.
No.
Okay.
I mean, I'm looking at my spot here.
Wait, can I get a rod?
Can I get a morillo?
Belt belt chain chain.
Okay, how many?
I have one fiddle stick.
Alright, I'm out.
But I don't even want to make gargoyle.
I mean, whatever. I don't even have 4 Defender.
It was sub-firecape. It was sub-firecape.
Should I just force the chain before carousel, then? It was sub-firecape.
But now I can go voice-off.
I'm not going to go Titan's because I'm not hitting Fill 3 this game.
Okay, I mean, it's conga guard play around to void them.
And I just don't have anti over a bit.
I have a shentoo on my mesh.
There's no anti over this game, I have one fiddle.
I think I'm just going to go for Casio 3 and maybe Rammus 3.
I can also go red buff and not care about...
Okay, red buff is gone.
Okay, if I don't get...
Holy shit, okay.
Okay, so now I was just Crown Guard plus Void, but then...
I don't have...
a Lilia.
But I guess it's okay, because I have...
4. 3 with a gargoyle.
Uh, I mean, Donkor is better than what's it called.
What do I do with Shogun?
What's the item with Donkor? Can someone give me the rundown?
It's just no chogen.
Is it just no gumbly?
It's definitely chogen.
It's just no gumbly because I have healing war.
Alright, so who the fuck takes this?
Alright.
Oh wait, oh oh.
I'm dropping a cannonball on that shenan.
It's no chogen.
But then you never get the dog war stats.
Oh no, I have what's it called?
I have healing war.
I mean I just have fucking good deal.
This is not an itemization problem, it's that I'm stuck on Castle 1.
There's no simple sign that's going to be a bug, no one plays with dogs here.
This is Donkor Blue Gunblade, Donkor Rabadon's Gunblade.
I don't know what also this isn't doing anything. I'll tell you drop this but uh
yeah I'm looking at my spot I think I mean I mean it says golly it's still
really good even with killing wars and I think it's actually works though and I
think I don't want to arc honestly it's probably just fuck arc because I can just
Ark Fiddlestick, but it's not even Fiddlestick's 2 though, so I can't even, I can't even arc it.
I don't even have Fiddlestick's 2.
This shit is fucking over. I have no Fiddlestick's 2, so I don't even want to arc it, but yeah, it's probably just,
I just go Shogun Goblin and then I just arc Fiddles. Arc Boy Fiddles.
That sounds pretty good actually. Okay nice. At least I've won this round, so I'm still 2 lives.
I'm still 2 lives.
I mean the thing is if I didn't have healing orbs, I would go no shogun, but it is way better
It is way better distribution
Like ah never mind. I'm not gonna bother like whatever just just just play your game. Just play your game
I don't even know why I'm sitting here just trying to fucking like talk about items love this shit man
Can anyone on my board hold shogun? No, and then fiddle to six defender with void void art. It's not even bad man
I
Well, I don't have Lillia on me also the Casio to or me
That was a gold ward a TV
Go poke. I've no anti-heal
All right, well, I'm gonna live here on on that path
How did I not find the lilia the whole game how?
I overcharged the entire stage and I can't find a single fucking Milia.
Like how is this even possible?
I mean if I manage and fuck it for one turn.
How do I not have a single lilia?
I don't get it.
Well this guy's fiddlesticks I think that doesn't really matter.
How do I not have a single lilia?
1, 0, got 0.
Also I found my fucking bram is fucking the fiddlestick.
Okay, hello?
Hello?
I mean, I'm willing to sell this when I see Lili-
5 Managen?
Alright, whatever.
Alright, well, that is uh, this is actually crazy.
This is legitimately crazy.
I have never played a fucking Rerocomp and this late into the game, you don't see a single
four cost.
It's, it's legit crazy.
What, what the fuck?
It's a Lilia, by the way.
You know how many fucking Lilias are on?
Zero.
Legit zero.
What the fuck?
I'm like, it'll roll some good items, that's pretty immense.
Another uh, another Lilia there, feel my bad.
My bad, this game.
You know, GG's.
GG everyone.
Zero fucking Lilia the whole game.
10%? It's actually ridiculous.
Juggernaut plus one.
Is there a Lilia?
There's a fiddle stick, is that good?
Am I even going for fiddle six three?
I had Loki, my shop is just Lilia, next turn.
Plus a good charm, then I survive until five one,
then I hit fiddle three and I actually went out.
After I've printed another order item,
by then my Q would probably pop.
This issue is fucking over.
This seems like a dog shit.
I mean, every single one of these fights is just no lowly adept.
Okay.
I'll keep it like this. I'm pretty sure Archangels should be over here though, no joke. Like
Red Void, Arc, Donkhor, Shojin, Gumblade, I'm initially a little too sure. I don't
know why the fuck I'm listening to the fucking idiots. Fuck all itemization.
Oh, but the stats say it's not Shojin on Captain Uppinio!
I mean, it's not like it fucking matters. My board is complete dog shit. He's got
I had a cash out 250, and he won the game.
I can end this game with no Lillia by the way.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, that is actually crazy.
No, it is crazy.
What the f- I've actually never experienced a game
In the last, like, I don't know how many three-cost re-roll comps that you don't see a single fucking four-cost
Like the one that you need, especially if it's Lilia.
Like the thing is when you're playing like Kha'zix, you can play like Azir, but when Kha'zix was good you could find Azir instead of Soraka Ezreal.
Well obviously Ezreal is good because it's dog-core, but you don't really care that much about Soraka.
Like there's alternatives, but yeah, I think usually when you roll on 7, you're rolling a lot more gold over time.
But you're seeing a lot more shops, so yes, it's 10%, but it's not like you need Lillia too, I just need one Lillia.
And the thing is, when you're playing like Cossack's Rearroll, on average, if you're like swirling enough by 5-1, you're probably like one of Ezreal 2 or Soraka 2, if not both.
Because the thing is, even if the odds are reduced, you're seeing way more shops.
I can't find one fucking Lilia the whole game, and then I downgraded my fucking Rammus, I downgraded my Shen, and I can end that game.
Without a Lilia, this game is… wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, this game, wow, wow,
You have to get to level 8 to be able to get better odds for 4th boss.
While you're making such a big deal out of it that you roll instead of them didn't hit
happens because the amount of shops that you see, it is unbelievably favorable to have
I've seen a Lillia. It is unbelievably favorable.
I, I don't know.
It's a Lillia.
It's a Lillia.
One Lillia. One for us. One Lillia.
When they re-roll ye, and they load up with Nidalee and set on their board, why is that?
It's probably not going to be two-star Nidalee, and it's probably not going to be two-star
set.
Wait, okay, okay, think about it this way.
You need three copies, but it's three times more likely.
It's more than three times more likely, but it's like, actually, I'm not going to rather
explaining like because I think most of you guys are retraining you're not
retraining I won't even fucking bother talking to you you're fucking stupid if
you think it's if you think it's it's reasonable to not see a little of that
game you're just like yeah whatever I I'm I'm I'm immune to this fucking garbage
all right
I don't think so, I mean that's why every single 3 cost, every meta 3 cost real comp slots in 4 costs.
That's weird, because I was told that you can only find 4 costs on level 8.
It's almost as if you don't need a 2 star 4 cost, that's why they're on the board. It's a synergy bot.
You're not rolling for a two-star you're rolling for one copy, and then you're rolling for the three-star like whatever it's called
I think you need to be saying don't rage me right now. I mean yeah, don't raise me right now like broke
No, like what the fuck nah?
Zero
What? How? Oh my...
Zero Lillia whole game. Zero. Zero. I got zero. Zero Lillia. Zero. I got zero. Zero Lillia. Zero Lillia.
Uhhh this game is not good man.
Bro, Mavelstar needs to come out.
I'm not trying to play this trash.
Shit is so bad.
But when I play a game like that, I'm just gonna hop on Mavel.
This shit is fucking ass.
When is Mabel at the 6th?
Correct, don't even fucking bother logging on.
You just strike me as the biggest fucking casual known to man.
Don't even fucking bother showing up.
Rude for what?
You just give me like casual vibes, I don't know.
Like you're gonna log on like once a day, fucking play like an hour and a half and be like well, that's enough grinding for today.
What?
So why even log on then?
You give us dumbass vibes!
Yep, you got me, Kazuma Cat.
W rage bait.
Very good.
Good job.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Zero Lillia, how?
Oh my god!
I'm not sure of a cop.
Zero Lilia holding.
And now I'm depressed.
Alright, give me some fucking Rengar items, please man.
I'm down for a Gensu, a 5 item opener into Gensu Starex.
We both rock belt BF and the chain fucking
Just not every role game
Uhhhh
I mean I might play
Can I make Econ, actually?
I don't know if I want to play Tristana with... I mean, I don't even want to play Rengar on my board.
If I don't get an item to slam, I mean, they can too.
Don't glove. Don't glove.
Alright, investment strat said no-one-ever.
Is static shiv good on Master E with the buff?
Or not?
I mean why don't I just go collector and just play some AD flex.
Let's do that.
I will play like a human I don't really want to do this I'd rather be born I'm gonna save
level because I kind of want IE right. Like if I lose I get IE. If I lose I get IE. If
I win I get gold. I'm sure I didn't kill one man. I just didn't like I killed one real
Oh nice, oh and I got gold, nice.
Spreading roots, and then his item to slam, he got brother plus one, had a Yi from a drop,
and had Kinsu.
Nah nah nah, this game, like nice man, well played man, you're well played, like this
game, like bro, like nah nah, this shit is not real, like it's actually not real, it's
fucking, I mean well played man.
It's your game definitely didn't play itself
Oh, I'm out for being 10 being 10. There's no reason to be 20
Yeah, there's no reason to be 20. I can play a sprykin
as well.
Like I'll just make 10, 3 level make 10, then I'll just go the first front line upgrade
I see, and then I just go sword on carousel, and if I don't get sword, where do I go?
Go?
But if I don't get sword on Thunder's FF, because I'm not trying to play Collector with
no I-U.
Nice.
Oh, sure.
Wait, then I'm gonna- wait, what the fuck, another gold?
What the-?
Wait, and?
Yeah, what the- what- what is this guy's attack speed?
What the- wait, that is actual sad.
That's what pre-level is about the shroom.
Alright, should I just pre-level and play three units and just stack this around then?
I mean, is that ever going sword?
No.
Why does I solo with Teemo 2 with...
I mean, these guys are not even going snap, fuck it!
Let me get the sword and then I'll start playing the game.
I think I won anyway. What the fuck? I mean, I don't think these guys are going sword though, so...
I'm pretty sure this collector is like a bug.
How am I getting this many cash-outs?
Four?
I feel like I only killed four, like units total.
Rengar?
I mean, I can't even...
I can't even...
Oh, it's actually bad...
I mean, I want the Rengar.
Take the Rengar.
Take the Rengar.
I mean, I can't...
I mean, that's pretty good. My game is actually the easiest fuck now.
Like, the only problem with this game is if I don't get swordier,
I might actually just end the game with no IE,
and then, like, a collector with no IE is just an instant FF.
But now I just flex Othelios and Pacifica,
and this game is legit unloosable.
Legit unloosable.
Rengar and Chop, GG.
Oh, no. Let's go P.O.
I mean surely I'm pretty sure I'm close to... no I'm not.
Okay well surely I can farm one gold.
Also do I even want to walk this with another unit?
Alright, well I can just, you go some idiot if I don't farm enough, but I'm kind of on
this board.
I make Shirley.
Like I'm pretty sure I'm killing a lot on all these fights, because you guys are not
that strong.
I mean I actually wanted one too, because I can just go one too red with one front line.
It's fine, we're over it.
Uhhh...
Invoker, does that do anything?
I mean, I can make econ with Invoker.
Pro fuck the gold, man.
Pro fuck the gold.
I'm already rich as fuck
I can hold Diana bear and I'm pretty sure I'm just playing dynamic board
And I'm already 30 gold who cares
No, no, no this shit is fucked what the?
33% might oh wait no, it's oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, it's only six-fold and then I got four here
Okay, but I got ten oh that's pretty good. I mean the six is definitely higher than
There's no way this unit 18 takedown. Oh wait. Oh, no, it's actually great even oh
No, but this is takedowns like this is I don't even know my execute. It's actually probably exactly neutral
Cuz like let's say like of these 19 takedowns one of them wasn't an execute
Right yeah
but I am a very very rich and I have collector IE
a fucking rod I mean I'm going to stirac but then I'm splitting my items
This is causing str- Okay, it's broke. How? Who is paying for- Like, broke! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, this company, like, I don't even understand- How are they even offering this? Who is paying 3 gold on stage 3? Like, how is this even allowed to- You just lose a shot for fun, man, like-
I mean I can play Ravager, is that good?
I mean Ward did get buffed.
I mean also I'm probably just always making the Strat here because it's on me.
But I'm also always clicking items here.
I mean can I just find a shitter?
But I am probably always clicking items but Rod probably wants to be Crown Guard because
I have no frontline.
Okay, I'm gonna kill some units, this one looks not weak, at least two, plus, keep them two.
Okay, I'm not bad, that's pretty good.
Alright, one more all, I actually win this fight.
And, bye bye bud.
And, it's actually a Rengar Nerf Diff, man.
It's this fucking Rengar attasping Nerf like-
I'm sure I'll play a random ramus, I mean I'm not playing those stupid ass defenders.
Alright, this is pretty good for my spot, it gives me Morello, and it gives me, uh,
I don't know, why does my board look so bad?
Uh, I'm having a fuck-side, it's just kinda nice, to hold for this one fight.
Honestly, can't you just cheat at every turn, then?
You just sell War Mods to the side that's stronger, because it's...
...un-
Yo, yo, yo, nice.
I'm kind of on the level...
Oh, it's perfect level next turn.
Okay, if I fought that shroom, then I could've... oh, then I 4-1 all in this game.
Is that from that shroom?
Uh, okay, I mean that I mean I'm done the little roll with this turn. It's for the rule. Oh, actually if I
Oh, I was oh juggernaut plus one bro
No, I'm buying this man juggernaut plus one is kind of good. Oh, I'm buying this one
I'm buying this bro 15 gold like fuck you man. I don't need 15 gold
Like I think this is the only emblem I'm willing to buy, this shit is fucking broken.
And that was over in this.
This shit is actually broken, I just gotta juggernaut plus 15 gold when I have 18 gold
banked.
I can't and I'm far in gold with Rengar and also I'm pretty sure I'm just always playing
Am I just ending with Rengar on my board? This Rengar has a lot of stacks
It's already at 31 stacks. Oh, that's pretty good
Yeah, I might just give it a worthless ass juggernaut plus 1 and call it a day.
I could just go even trout here.
I did not have to play Kog'Maw and I get to play Rengar instead.
And it'll stay alive because I'm playing Sixfucking AND it's a Dianathe too, I can't!
Why is it broken?
I mean it's just like really overstated for Juggernaut plus one and also there's just
a lot of good Juggernauts.
I mean I can still cheese the side low key.
8 to level.
I mean should I just level and use level here?
I knew it.
I don't know why I'm playing that.
I can cheese the side that's pretty good.
Oh shit, no I can't.
I'll do it on this right now.
Uh, oh I need to use drugs.
I don't think this is going to clog me out.
Also should I just put Morgana instead of clogging out right now?
right now. I'm ending with vanguard for sure. 3 juggernaut, 3 vanguard. I mean it's probably
still a 4-1 send though. Just to like maintain, I mean if I win this round I probably will
just win this perfect interval and just use my rolls and then stonewall for the rest of
And I just tried a nine on like five five
Oh, I almost just killed off my Rengar instantly.
I mean I just cheesed aside every single fight.
And I saw 5 removers.
I can't.
Oh
Can I sell this and things I can quickly six
Yeah, I don't think I've ever played six ringer from the spot
or not Vanguard all right I level and I roll until one fucking rapid fire
perfect interval 48 and then maybe I hit a fellow student knows I mean it's
actually pretty easy to hit I think
okay move to I'm probably done really I'll probably just go for charm every
turn I do I care about nearly two not really
I'm kind of down I don't mind my fucking three-star or not to restart, but
How many stats does that have?
Holy fuck man.
Holy fuck.
Do I care about Nidalee's game?
I mean Loki I do.
No I don't.
Sword, Sword, Sword Smith, a Sword Smith, I can't.
Aphelios 2?
Yo, this is a really balanced augment. This is a very balanced augment. I can't...
Very very balanced. Very very balanced. Very very balanced.
Finish 3 item, finish 3 item and move the juggernaut to this dumbass and BT for frontline, like who the fuck cares man, I can't.
I should probably hold, I should probably buy over this, and also I should probably hold Bremble back.
But then I have to play the Scuttle Crab that I sold.
I mean how many stacks does my remember have, 47?
He's dead. I can't.
I feel this is so much damage. And I'm bigger scaling.
I mean, I probably should have called the bar.
I mean, I'm just saying 49. I mean, what's the AD on this? It's at 15 already. And the game just started.
Okay, if I find Maokai, I could actually play Six-Star Burnout this game.
I mean, I'm never selling this, though.
I mean, I just probably never play Six-Star Burnout game.
It's probably just Maokai or Rai, and I just don't play Primal this game, and I just play
like Driven at 9 or something.
I'm just going to wait here.
I'm gonna be itemizing the Rengar Forture.
I can't even get sacks here because this fucking loser has heroic power. What the fuck man? What the fuck?
No, he paid five golds to give me less sacks and get thirty-odd anyway. Fuck you, man
No
You drop a loon, for what?
For what?
For a zero item in a league.
No, I don't need that shit, man.
It doesn't do anything.
I'm already committed to just playing Rengar, and if I hit, if I hit, what's it called,
like something, I mean, I have IE, Staraq plus one.
I mean, I can play elder dragon too.
In GD.
Okay, I mean ideally I need to hold the Scuttle Crab or I can hold the Rock. It doesn't actually matter.
But I mean I just play 4 Juggernaut Frontline and then I try to get rid of like I'm willing to sell a Lune for Elder Dragon 2.
But I'm pretty sure I'm always ending with this on my board, 52 takedowns. I mean how much AD is that?
I mean I can just check here right? 15 right now.
This Ophelia's damage is...
I mean, if he was with AD, it's kind of good, man.
Oh yeah, fast-temperature, I'm not rolling, fuck that.
I'll be rolling for Charm, though, but I'm just gonna go 10 and then I just pick the
elder dragon with the extra slime G.
I mean bro, I popped the fucking shove and it gave me Juggernaut plus one man, is that reasonable?
Juggernaut plus one.
Like it's so easy to play your game with Juggernaut plus one.
Okay honestly it's not even that good here cause I'm not really playing like, usually if I had to roll deeper, I would have like,
I could just itemize like Juggernaut on here but I have items for everyone.
So it's like I'm not actually abusing that hard here, but whatever I'm still using.
Check Collector Gold, uh, 21.
It's perfect in all, I mean I'm probably just not, I just didn't make sure that you guys
can't go for like 3-star or 4-cost, and this game's over.
I go 9 this over to this and then I just play Elder Dragon 2 as my camp, you know, kind of Melchai.
I mean, Loki, I think using some rolls for the Melchai is kind of nice.
I probably do want this Melchai.
I'll use, like, enough rolls where I'll still have enough rolls for the rest of the stage.
I mean, there's also an Elder Dragon.
And one more roll fucking, hand DD.
Okay, I don't really want to dig too deep because I want to save my rolls.
Okay, I'm going Warmogs, Warmogs, even Troud, BDGS.
and one roll G.
Elder dragon paired. I mean how do I even play this shit?
Also do I care about why?
I'm sitting on 30 gold on Bench.
I don't really care about a Looney.
I mean, let's probably just drop these two and I'll redistribute items.
The Collector IE have to go together.
And I don't really want to collect her IE, the Elder Dragons.
What the fuck does Collector do?
I'm having a sec.
Why is that in my app? Holy shit.
I mean, I also don't have a Maokai, like I could play Maokai over...
I can also just drop, drop, drop for Draven, too.
Also, why am I even going for a Moomoo 3?
Press 2, Moomoo 36 HP.
And I can just 10 on, and I'm just 10 on 6-1.
I don't survive a board.
I'll show you my best play.
I'll have you trust him.
Something.
That's not a real ass.
Uh...
I mean, there's a Voker and the only thing is a Maokai. I'm not even scaling my board
with Maokai somehow. Wait, am I going to outscale this one with Maokai? Probably not.
Okay, this is really good. There you go, Gauil.
And then I just go 9, drop Varus of Helios for Elder Dragon, and I may drop this as well.
I don't really want to spread, I don't really want to, I guess I can do this, one turn.
Drop, drop, Draven, and there's my board.
I
Tera just walk up and killed his
How do you get this all though?
I mean my terror just walked up and just killed the Ari and I'm pretty sure he's about to win this fight
Wait, what is my item distribution at 9?
Because I probably want Kraken
Collector IE and then I go Sterak's dv plus one
Sterak's dv plus one. Okay, I just go for the third item
Because I don't really want to collector the dude
How many stacks is it gonna give me that?
Holy fuck! Bro Rengar is so cool
Is Draven 2 even better than the failures? I think so. Wait is it not? Draven 2? Wait Draven 2 is not?
Cause the thing is like the Phelios I have to play fucking Varus.
I'm not trying to play the Varus.
Give me no ginsu, who cares? One castle, whole board is gone, man.
I don't have a dream to that can be good for me
Juggernaut VP and I still want Kraken IUDB
What the fuck do I do with, uh, oh, it's QSS?
Okay, I need a swap.
Ah, shit, I need a swap.
I guess I'll just go show them here then.
I don't want QSS on this, but then the thing is I don't have enough movers to move the GS here.
It doesn't matter, this one's okay, man.
I think my board has a...
I'd really...
Wait, he's actually kinda close to...
I mean, I can't. Like, I don't wanna use my remover.
Cuz I wanna remover the QSS off.
How much energy did Draven do with, uh...
I mean, this is the Draven 1, and I don't have to play there, so it's basically up a farm, and it's fucking Draven 1.
He's right.
Does that even have CC? No.
Alright, why does he need QSS off?
How many stacks is my 300?
Alright.
A Rengar is giving my entire board 2180.
Why do I hate the shield trials within 6 seconds?
This is going to cast at not 6 seconds.
Screw Rengar!
And go on!
Yeah, let's lose...
Ha ha ha!
Let's lose 2180 for my entire board!
Yeah, no, no, nice one, man.
Let's stack the Rengar the entire game and just tell him for a fucking nothing.
Nah, you're gonna go.
Oh my god, it's so high roll man.
Bro, even if you think that Draven is ass, if I'm playing Aphelios, I have to play a
Barris on my board.
Does it look like I want to play a fucking Barris on my board?
I have to play a fucking Barris.
It's not better than Forge, over and on.
It's not better than Taric.
It's not better than Elder Dragon, it's not better than anything.
You want to lose 21 AD for your entire board so I can play Aphelios?
Like yeah, I don't have Gensu, but yeah, it's almost as if it doesn't matter what the rest
of your board is, it's a giga.
How did you not hit Lillia last game?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Shuggernaut.
A big day.
I feel like the wins are just so Hyrule and the not wins are not Hyrule.
I don't get it.
What are some other emblems you would take aside from Juggernaut there?
I mean, honestly, I don't even know if I would take...
What were my items at the time?
Because the thing is like the problem with Rapid and Hunter plus 1 is like the value
of my spot there was that I can flex both sides of Silver and the Phylios, so if I go
Hunter, I mean I guess I can still hold the Phylios and Hunter.
I don't know how to take Rapid plus 1, but I would for sure take, I mean I probably would
take Hunter plus 1, but I don't think I would take Rapid plus 1 though, G.
Juggernaut plus one is like no matter what your board is gonna look good with Juggernaut plus one
Because all the Juggernauts are good and Bowkai is good and Mummu is good, Vi is good. Vi can pair with server in Italy
And then like if you have nothing else to play you upgrade your backline
You can just play six, six Juggernaut for a bit and then like if you have enough like backline like scaling
You can just play even end the game with six Juggernaut, but you can also just like play stuff before
I mean, it's just broken man, like it's such a broken end.
I didn't even abuse it that hard.
Because the thing is, like, let's say I were lower,
if I were lower on stage four, I would roll deeper
and I probably rolled into like one of another duo tank.
So like I could juggernaut like a Brock to,
I could juggernaut maybe even like a Lilia to,
like Lilia, Shen, Varus, like whatever.
And then I would have four juggernaut frontline
with a juggernaut.
And then like, let's say I didn't hit Swordsmith,
I can just put three items.
I can just go Juggernaut on Rengar and it's basically like 3-4th of an item so it's just OP man.
Like you can roll so fucking wide and like being able to roll wide when you're rich is OP.
But the problem is when you're not rich you just seem to be praying for the bailout.
What about Vanguard emblem? Is it the same? Flexible is not really, because I think Vi is way better than Hecarim, and then like Amumu is Azrae is Rock, and then like Taric is not as good as Malkai, it's mainly just Vi is way better than Hecarim, and also I think Vanguard plus one is worse than Juggernaut plus one.
But who's playing LCS?
Bro and Na, like I know I just want to, bro and Na.
I could not fucking care less about these two shit ass teams.
Also like, bro I swear these guys in LEC, they legit just don't try.
Like M-CoY and G2 regular season they look complete dog shit and then they just show up
to playoffs and now they're like the two best teams like no one even like do the
pros even fucking care about regular season like are there any interviews with
pros and ask them like what they think about regular season because it just
looks like they don't give a fuck
PC does
Why would they care? I mean, I don't know.
But I'm hoping inspired doesn't make it to Worlds.
I think it's kind of cringe that this guy just...
I mean, don't get me wrong. Inspired is the fucking go.
But I think it's kind of cringe that he's allowed to just say,
yeah, I think I'm just going to go on vacation in the middle of the fucking split.
Like, what?
Says you won't know, I mean the thing is it's like, isn't that just like disrespectful to his teammates and his org?
Like it is, like I mean like his teammates are just sitting there like practicing for what man?
Like it's so demotivating, like if you're ever in a team setting and one of your fucking teammates milk decides to just not give a fuck,
It's so fucking like pisses me off
It's just like they're not as invested as you are so it's just like it's just the motive anyway
Why the fuck why the fuck are you trying?
If your teammates aren't trying and and like the fact that this guy just goes like yeah
I'm just gonna go on vacation like that's actually just disrespectful. I
Get that you're burnt out. I get that like whatever, but like that's just that's legit just disrespectful to your teammates
So that's why I'm now a Lyon hate watcher.
Inspired as mid at best.
I don't care.
Okay, you know what 40 gate I don't care that's what I'm saying. I don't care. He's good or bad or I don't care about your opinion either
what I do care about is
That uh, I feel like him disrespecting his teammates like that is unacceptable
If you want to like like lose like individual like value from from thinking like vacation like and get like you get well
That's fine. I don't know that's on it. Like if you like I mean he thinks it's very good on vacation, but I feel like
Like, something really serious has to happen for it to be acceptable to completely throw
four of your teammates under the bus for you to just go on fucking vacation.
Like, throw it, and nah, I'm just a fucking rage-baiting, fuck you, let's fuck you.
I'm a hate watcher now.
I'm now a heat watcher.
So, causes of fire learning nothing.
What does causes of fire do?
Are these units supposed to be good?
Causes got shot to the ground!
Uhhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhhh...
Unbridled.
Good rod, tier, belt, lesser EXP. No thank you.
Birthday reunion in lesser EXP?
Okay.
Wait, two cost you own trans- Oh, what the fuck?
Wait?
Wait, one?
One?
3, 3, 2. 1, 1, 3, 1, 3, 2.
GD!
OOH HA HA!
Alright, I'm gonna check it out. Holy fuck!
I mean I wouldn't as well without Redemption Slime right, it's the only one I can make.
If I don't want to make fucking Morello play around tier, honestly maybe Morello play around
tier is better.
Because I'm not forced to play around fucking internal, and I wouldn't as anywhere right.
I don't even understand how this can be like even your spot, the amount of like fucking
bullshit that can happen to set it, just look at my spot, what the fuck did I do to deserve
this spot, I just hide with my charm and then I just poly over my kale into a fucking ranger,
I don't get it. How? How? Do I deserve this spot?
I mean, I could go Archangel and play off of Rod now.
I'm kind of down. I mean, that's why you don't slam.
Now I can use Archangel's armor for the entire game.
So I probably should hold double y over Kabukko 2.
I don't even know if Kabukko 2 is even better than by 1.
And probably...
It's probably less.
I can farm one here actually, if it saves all his fans.
I know how to do this one more.
And I can farm...
Uh, but Vi is actually a lot stronger.
Eh, it's probably close.
Yeah, but then I can make Econ guaranteed.
Give me 10 year.
And I think if I get four takedowns here, and four takedowns next turn, I think I'm skipping to 20.
I'll be level 520 with this board.
I just need to make sure this regular attacks all the idiots.
No, no, no, come on, no, no, no, please!
I'm 11.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I just have to kill five next turn then.
and then I can skip the 20. I can't.
What? If someone in the third of the spot, it's Soju, not really.
I recombod my Kailo into a Rengar.
What did I do to deserve this lot other than just straight fucking luck?
I mean, I could go warmogs, but I can also just go...
I don't really need some pyre.
I'm pretty sure, like with Archangel's Slam, I should be trying to play Tarot Scouting in
so I won't go what's it called.
I mean, I can just cheese it.
Let's do a fucking more long side chase.
It's not a crab.
I should just angle towards Ivern, like the fucking Kennen with a GA,
and some flex frontline bullshit with as much frontline as possible,
and some what's it called, and GG.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I don't even need this cheese here.
to kill all five and I might as well just save it for next turn okay and if it looks like
I'm about to lose I'll just spend one month on Rengar
Alright. Alright. Again. You are really good, man. Thanks.
I mean I could level up for 4 juggernauts but...
This is actually pretty strong.
It's really expensive.
This is actually pretty strong though.
I
Should oh never mind I thought you three as a future someone else out here
I think this is a guaranteed top tier, but I'm not even convinced I'm going to win this
one.
I think the guy with late game skilling is way higher cap.
And I could also end the game with Zyra, though.
Could have played Blossom. Either you're rage reading or you're really bad. Sorry.
Someone has to say it.
I'm splitting my items like this, I should probably just one more to Rengar then, no
because I can just go like one weak side here and then double strong side here, cause they're
pretty efficient.
But the guy with late game scaling is going to have like, also I don't, ah fuck I want
to end with Rengar but I can't, I'll start with Luzi Han because I kind of want to hold
this rock on.
I should have played rock on over Sejuani.
Ah, I'm not.
I mean like the thing is with invested it's good, but the thing is this guy, I'm going
to outscale him for sure.
I mean, it's pretty good.
Actually, Retribution gives me two Hodges.
That's actually kind of good. What the fuck?
26 gold? Can I just keep streaking?
I mean, honestly, I can fucking rest in here then.
That's kind of good.
3 item, 3 item?
I mean...
Honestly, should I just commit to Zyra final board?
I'm down.
3, 2, to level.
I mean, I just play 4 Juggernauts, Zyra, Ivern.
I might actually play Rengar final board if this guy just keeps getting stacks like this.
He's retribution, but his heart is over here
What?
If I lose my streak here that is very very bad
It is cracking in its scale
He just how does he even do that? Oh
It got the fuck out the way. Do I even win? He is
I- WHAT THE FUCK IS- HOW DOES IT EVEN WRAP THERE?
IT CAN WRAP LEFT LIKE THAT?
Nooo, no, and now I'm ace, not really.
Like what the fuck?
It can wrap left there?
Bro, fuck you man.
How?
Oh I guess this was here and then it killed this and then it probably like a melee wraps
here and then- Bro I had to do this man.
Oh my I just lost 3000 gold because there's no way this fortune ever lose around man. No, and now I'm a
And then now I'm a
Not really I'm so first
Let's read exp
Actually, let me see where the... how does this guy spot?
Because this is the guy that's contesting me for first.
He's licking scaling.
Like his 5-costs get 12% health and 12% fast for you.
And he has another combat gear.
So it's gonna be like on a hard 2, outscale, low-key, or not low-key, high-key.
Because I'm also playing AP in the AP version of Fast 9.
Like loses to the AP version of Fast 9, assuming he has like elder 2 mouth at 2.
since I'm playing the AP version I'm not even holding those units so he's probably gonna hit and I mean whatever I
Mean I can't complain about a fucking guaranteed top two man and no key my spot I
Steal my people tail cap them
Who are you talking to camera is blurry
Uh, Infernal, Primal...
I mean, I'm so fucking rich.
Level 760 gold.
And my items, I have a Rangar too.
Okay, but this game, I'm pretty sure I will not be ending with Rangar, even if he has
like 80 stacks.
Because I'm pretty sure I'm playing 180 Terry, which is Elder Dragon, so...
How do I fix this?
What is wrong with my fucking dumbass camera?
Why does it do this?
I guess I'm using like a $40 camera that is like 15 m long.
That's probably why.
Alright.
I'm pretty sure this is not one of the game man.
He's like pretty healthy, double combat level 9.
I mean I mean...
Bro...
Is it like tilting when your spot is so good?
When your spot is so good?
And then you're gonna get outcapped and there's nothing to do about it.
I'm depressed and I'm depressed
And I'm depressed I was just free insurance. I just have to lose one fight
I'm not gonna lose this fight, but I'm
I'm gonna do some of the other fights
Loser mentality, I mean I have a birthday reunion which is very good, but he has
Okay, Malkai right now in GG. I'll scale him for sure
Minus 4, not really, I lose one fight and breaks even and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna start losing rounds soon because I'm not gonna hold
One Maokai, and I can start shooting my Maokai and I'll lock out one for sure.
I mean it's just whoever has the tankier Maokai, I think.
I mean him moving here is really good. He's probably getting scared.
Play Blossom!
Blossom! Play Blossom!
I mean, can I end with R this game? I probably can.
Fuck, do I have to, like, cog them on this game then?
Is Breville good in this lobby?
Kind of.
No. No.
Yes. No.
Yes. Yes.
I mean, I'd rather I should go Cromwell regardless, because I'm probably just going to go GA here.
I mean, like this is so ass, I'm all like...
I guess I've had to see these a little bit better.
I'm not going to Guilded Steel, I'm playing all Legendaries.
I'm playing Kennen, Ivern, Malkai, Taric, Elder Dragon.
I don't think I'm taking Guilded Steel.
I'm getting 4 exp.
You got Statsmith.
Bro, fuck you man.
He has items for everyone.
I can't.
I see I got 4 gold from the thing. That's pretty good.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
But it's sort of an interval.
Because I can level up and just see what my 4 of us is, but I probably on a level make
like 30 at least, maybe 20.
48?
48?
Uh, next turn is perfect.
Okay, I mean, I have GA Hodge set up for what's his name for for for the Kenny
And then next turn I'm going to level and see what forecast I get and just sit for the
the rest of the stage and hopefully I'm still like three lives. Is this guy about to farm
me an older now? They got one shot. They didn't farm me sheep. 53. He's level nine with Ash
Ivern. Okay, his frontline is really bad, but he's 32 HP.
I could go another, I could go another Hodge, okay?
What's my third carry?
I can also just go TG.
And I'm trying to have her on the Rodge.
Actually, I just realized I have no...
Okay, it's on.
I just realized I have no...
Okay, I'm just gonna go with the TG.
I have no anti-armor or anti-MR.
Okay, I need to play Kog'Maw or I'm E.
This spot doesn't even look good anymore.
I mean, the moment I have CV, my spot looks very, very bad.
Perfect interval.
Ash 2.
Hodge adapted, plus 1.
Who the fuck do I R here?
Should I SMTG?
No, because I probably want to finish something near the glass whisper, so I don't have to
call them all.
I'm probably not playing this because I did not want to play Yorick.
Celestial Blessing Ashkair.
That makes fun.
That was a still 3 lives.
It's pretty good.
But even if I lose the Nets, oh actually I don't think HB is updated.
Oh shit.
I mean I should probably keep this for now though, I need to roll once for, I can't,
I can't.
I can't.
Probably should just sell this, I don't even know why I'm playing this, I just have some
stacks though.
Alright, this is a good loss at least.
Oh fuck why dude man, this is a bit lost.
Oh nice, I'm still 3 lives, it's fine.
And I'm pretty close to being strong, cannon paired, silver paired.
So I'm pretty sure I have to play Kog'Maw, also my frontline is looking very, very shit
if I don't find something soon.
This frontline is looking very bad, also this unit is probably dog shit since I'm just
going to archangel this.
I might as well wait and see.
What's it called?
Elderwood, what's it called?
Okay, so why is my frontline?
Elderwood Lux too.
Elderwood Lux too. Why is my frontline a fucking whatever the fuck this is?
Okay, I'll just go Void Staff and then and then drop Kog'Maw and then
This side has Elder 2 plus surely I'm still 2 lives
This ash is look very very shit. Okay, I'm still 2 lives. It's fine. This is looking very very bad
Staff Smith level 9
Herok 2, Kennen, and I probably should go Ark. I mean Silver 2 is fine. Kog'Maw is fucking useless
Malachi, Vi, drop Taric for the Joggernaut, if I find, I can play this.
Alright.
I need Taric too, army.
My frontline is looking, I can play Hecarim, is that good?
I can play two Elderwood.
Two Elderwood, is that good?
Three Elderwood?
Is that good?
I said no whatever.
I said no whatever
My my entire prismatic is on cannon and that's it
Honestly, it's not bad because I have inferno for infinity B
My board is not even bad.
It's just my frontline is very bad.
I probably need to hold this gnar, but I'm never hitting gnar too.
I don't really need to execute here because I have a precision.
I just need more for online.
Like set NAR over 1 plus, I mean I have to play this, I have to play this, but then I
want to drop these two, but then like not really because I'm Taric-Pair and I'm closest
to Taric, so I think I'll be holding these.
Zero stacks of Maokai.
at my frontline just look at my front line please help man help help
this is your three just one shot my eyes about radion GA what the fuck is that
I killed the full I guess, is that good?
Oh that's pretty good. Alright, that's pretty good.
I mean, a Terri 2 and then I can actually probably drop out of the fucking 4 Vanguard. Yes?
I'm kinda down for...
I mean if I hit set 2, I mean I can also, actually I can't even drop.
Okay, I mean I can play set NAR over...
I mean this Malchai is complete trash actually.
I mean I just need to, I mean I have to play a Moo Moo.
And I'm pretty sure I have to play by.
Because the task is kinda good.
And then...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll go first and then Hodger later.
I'll kite there.
This is really good, it's so much easier from the ward.
My cannon died instantly.
Awwww.
Well, this fight's over.
If I can't get one cast off this fight is beyond over. I mean it probably died instantly because my front line is a fucking piece of shit
Can't even see
Okay, I mean, that's actually kind of stays my game with D.
I've been taric-paired for 10 years, man. Please.
Like, the only reason I'm not pivoting to, like, set in R is because I've been taric-paired.
I've been taric-paired. I can't.
This is pretty good, though, because at least my move was, like, somewhat tanky, so maybe my cannon doesn't get aggroed within the first millisecond.
And it's dead instantly.
It's in the movie 1 with the fucking...
Okay, I mean that's pretty good, man.
I don't get it. Can I just say terror 2 so I actually have a front line? Please? I'm depressed.
I'll buy 2, honestly? That's pretty good. I mean, buy 2 is saying you're going to move
I'm no longer depressed.
oh
I mean I can't...
I mean I've already knew this had won the game man, like, I'm actually second strongest
in lobby with these upgrades, like and then I fight him and now I'm dead, but I mean
I need to just...
Like didn't I just get baited by the fucking Taric?
If I don't have Taric pair here, if I don't have Taric pair on bench I'm willing to drop
the fucking Rakan and the Taric and play Setnar. And then I would upgrade Set2 plus
Nar. But like the thing is, I'm not going to open
self double Taric for the chance of three sets in one shot man, like oh my god, I don't
get it. I don't get it. And if I'm like a Mumu pair, then I can open
self Taric pair for like one Hecarim and then just play for a Mumu 2. But then I hit my
entire board but then I fight fucking Elder Dragon which completely fucks AP because he
You just walk up and you can't kill the elder in one shot and then...
And then also that one round that I got wrapped just lost me like fucking 15 gold
because I think I won the rest of the stage, which I did.
It lost me like legit 20 gold. I could have went 9 with 40 gold.
And then I can hold every side and it was like that one round where I get wrapped just lost me 20 gold.
And that 20 gold is the difference of me being able to hold Terrapair with the sides.
And now I'll make, man.
Oh, my God.
Also, late game scaling, like, pro, and then you get staff smith, and I hit fucking Celestial Blessing.
I mean, you can take investment there.
I will never fucking take investment there.
That shit is fucking useless.
You remember the game that I played, and I just load up to level 9 on 4-5,
and I hit Elder Dragon 2, Draven 2, Maokai 2, Taric 2, Brock 2, Kennen 2,
and I think I won one round in my next four rounds,
because I'm sitting in a triple econ.
If it is less exp galaxy, and I'm already streaking that hard with the Rengar do I don't think I'll be taking more gold man
If I don't have a retribution, I don't even know if I have a single fucking carry
It doesn't like I made it to nine with no problem in
If I just if I just don't get wrapped that one fucking fight. I have 20 gold and I can actually hold the
I can hold like the set plus what's it called side I think even hold like
Krug plus an R I'm not playing Krug so I'm not playing Elger Dragon this game
but if you're like watching that game and you're just like yeah you should have
taken invested I don't think just use your eyes on 3 2 like I don't know just
just use your eyes on 3 2
Take invested prey for item galaxy on neutrals.
Yeah let's just take the fundamentally sound option so we can just coin flip.
For the 5% chance it rolls, I don't even know what percent it is.
What are the odds of a Prismatic Orb on stage 4? Not very high, let's just play for the
fucking 2% ever.
Did so many 4 costs, do you ever know at 4th date? Because I just save on the 2-star 5 cost that I get.
I mean it's just, if I had more gold, I, I, no, it's genuinely just the Terrapair, like
I mean, it's just a bad beat that I don't hit Taric until fucking 10 years into the game.
Like, I have elderwood luck, so I could easily play Hecarim plus what's it called?
Like, 2 Vanguard with Hecarim plus 1.
Or Hecarim or Khan for Juggernaut.
I have 10 and 2, so I have to play a Lumu.
I have Ash Silver, so I have to play Vi.
So the Vi, whatever called, is locked.
And then the reason I'm not I'm not dropping the taric in the malchai and the rock on for for set NAR
Plus rock. I mean, I don't think I saw rock only but it's because I have taric pair
And they're like why am I gonna sit here and sell the fucking taric pair for three and hold like you can't hold
Set pair and I'm not sure about grade similar, but you can't hold set pair
You can't start holding the set pair when you're taric pair because
And then you can't hold gnar on bench, that's sitting on bench, because I have no ult and
I'm terrified.
So I can just roll the shrew zero and hit theratune.
I mean you can if you'd like, but then you're sitting with like more gold on your bench
than your horde.
Like it's actually just a bad b, and then also if I hit buy two, I can just take items
on buy 2 and it's much better than a Mew Mew. But I didn't hit buy 2 until 5-1 and then
after I hit my board I'm easily the second strongest in the lobby but it doesn't matter
because I just rotated into the Elder Dragon and I'm out of lives. And I already knew I
got one the game. I mean he hit staffs mid and he had enough money to go 9 and even at
one start he was winning almost all of his rounds because this late game special shit
They're not late game specialists, fucking late game scaling is the general P if you make it.
And yes, I can show everyone.
He just loads up to 9, 3 in a tank, 3 in an AP carry, 3 in an elder dragon.
I mean, I'm supposed to confess that? No.
But if I don't get raptor, then the game's a guaranteed top 2, legit guaranteed.
And then like if I find an early Maokai, I might be able to outcap the elder dragon as well.
With early Maokai.
But I have no gold in them now, I hit Terrapair and then I just didn't hit Terrapair too.
Yeah.
But if I hit Terrapair too, that's not actually good.
Yeah.
I'm
Also, I'm tired, not really.
The other game I rolled that much gold and I didn't see a single Lilia.
Explain that to me.
Explain that to me.
Chrismatic opener, great man.
Ahhhhhh, it's just fucking trait ladder man.
Also you know that one augment is actually OP, I'm pretty sure.
We sit together.
I mean the two times that I clicked it, I went 1, 3.
And the 3 just felt like my game was going well with the entire game.
I mean, it's actually okay.
I think I just like lost to some high rollers, which is fine.
But like, it's like, I'm pretty sure you're clicking your legit knob off of her.
And that's your role, like, coming.
Yeah, if you're role coming, it's probably fucked.
How the fuck do you even play Trink Ladder? I got lost!
Well, that's because you're bad, buddy.
I mean, my two trait ladder games in the last month, it's 1-1.
I got it twice.
Big fat me.
Mrs. Pluff, Mrs. Pluff, Mrs. Pluff, Mrs. Pluff.
I'm pretty sure they are I mean it's actually playable, but I don't think it's not good,
But it's definitely playable.
K-Guard in this Galaxy.
Glove Chain.
I don't know how to play this game.
Hard Commit.
The Lucky Gloves.
One, one, one, one, three.
I
That's pretty good
Wait how much gold did I gain from that by the way because I got five
Okay, so I made it so it was six gold to upgrade and I click that and then I sold it for eight. I got two gold
That's pretty good
I mean, there's no way I'm you think you can test a board
Wait, this is my plasmatic?
Okay.
I-I-I can make a Sunfire Cape!
A Sunfire Cape, Rammus 2, we're back!
What?!
Fuck no, man! Fuck no!
Oh wait, there's no trait ladder, wait!
Never mind.
Aaaaaaah!
How do you not play Caitlyn with 4x Cait on level 3?
Is this a serious question?
Respectfully.
Respectfully.
Like, is this an actual question?
Or is this like, it's a valid question.
That's not very respectful.
I mean I wasn't trying to be respectful, Loki.
But uh, not Loki, like, Hi-Ki.
I'm not trying to be respectful, like it.
I, I, I, I, I think I'm gonna have key, I'm gonna have key.
I get my shop could have five Caitlyn's and I wouldn't buy a single one.
Actually I would buy one because that's one out of three common.
Timo 3, Unara 3, look what Remus 2 does in this lobby by the way.
And this is their prismatic and this is my prismatic.
You know what it does?
Nothing.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Also, what's up on the game, man?
What does it have?
Uh, what's the way to Alistar?
Uh, not main.
It's an Elise.
Let's go with Alistar.
Not main, it's an Elise.
I'm giga-hyroling though, because I like cheesed making 20 last turn.
So like that one, what's it called, Recon Bob, like cheesed making 20 the previous turn.
And then I flipped the coin and won that 50-50, and now I'm cheesed making 30, which also
which also cheese makes 40, so that one charm that I hit,
in addition to this charm, legit farmed me like 10 gold.
And then 10 gold with other abilities, like 20 gold.
I mean, and even with that, I'm probably still 8,
because you can never outcap this.
So yeah, I'm lucky.
I mean, okay, you could probably outcap trait ladder if they troll.
On top of Loki, this game is actually set up for trait ladder to do something worse.
I'm not just making excuses, like if I had a trade letter I'd be bitchin'.
Because the thing is like, oh actually it's fully tree.
Like I was gonna say that trade letter actually kind of scales off of like your temple mid game.
But it's kind of hard for him to have temple mid game when...
Level up Ringard too.
Uh, when this guy's worked away, so he's about to load up the stage 3 with Alistar 3.
This guy's about to load up the stage 3 with Teemo 3.
And this guy's gonna load up the stage 3 with, uh, Unara 3.
So it's like, he actually gets scammed from tempo.
And then like if you can't catch up the 11 like like super healthy, it's like kind of hard to like read it that hard
But uh, but yeah, he's fully tree right now. So I don't think he's gonna have much trouble. So, uh, yeah, I think I mean
Yeah, well not me
But yeah, I just want you guys to know that at least I'm consistent if if I were the one with trade ladder
I'm not making excuses here. Like it's actually a scam
Like, I feel like Traylor's scale is off your mid-game tempo, and this lobby has high mid-game tempo.
So, I mean, it's definitely worse than, like, on average.
But he's probably still in the win because it's fucking broken.
But if he goes 8th here, like, I mean, I can understand why.
Except not really, he 4th street.
Alright, GG.
I mean it's cuz he hit he hit brawler plus one and then natural to Alistar to Akali to so it's like
So you probably won
Kind of hold this
I can I can hold like cause six pair Alistar and Ornn. I have this one mold.
That's an awesome win.
Pre-level and hold BVX.
Alright, and I'm basically killing one.
At least I have some guys.
And if I'm pretty sure...
I mean, I don't know. I mean, did you see my prismatic options? You think I wanted to click this shit?
Fuck no man.
But I'm not looking like those garbage as options
Hmm I
Feel like this is good if there's no trade ladder. Well, I get trying to win out against straight ladder is just he five street
Oh, yeah, I treat retreat would have been insane here
I mean, that's also because I had Remus 3 though, or 2, and then I just itemized the Remus 3.
But, yeah, the government is not very good.
And now it's a D.Va me.
And now it's a D.Va me.
It says I am pretty rich.
Oh, that is really good.
That is very very good. For me.
Lowkey.
Let's actually make sure I lose.
Alright, I need like a valuable item augment here.
like one that is like an item augment that like scales for example spreading
roots like like items that are are are better relative to its tier for example
yes very roots all right I'll take trait tree here as well because I'm not I'm
not really a memory yet also like with this amount of econ I'm kind of down to
level the seven that's earned and just use my rolls until common for a little
bit more old
Like I need to I need to cash out like some items like it's not it's not all the gold here
I just need some items and
Then if I can get like spreading roots here
I'm back. I'm actually back. All right, see what I got. I got fucking covered. Oh
Do I have a reporter? No
I got primal
Okay, I mean I don't really want to break.
I don't really want to break 40 and 4 Coven is good enough man.
And then I have Primal plus one.
Sure.
And then...
Do I ever want to play four Primal this game?
Can I kill one unit?
I'm happy if I can kill one.
Actually, no, kill two, two, two.
Let's surely get two here.
Yeah, fuck it, three.
No, no, two, two, two, two.
No, no, no, two, two!
Please!
Bro!
Okay, I'm actually a fucking...
56.
I mean this this experience is like good because the game is coming like now but I mean it's
so late and then also I'm pretty sure I can't cash out that much but it's mainly I don't
I don't think Primal plus 1 actually scales that hard.
I guess it's okay if I can make it to full legendary.
If I can make it to full legendary, it scales for sure.
But I feel like if you're rolling on 8 for Primal plus 1,
I can also just not play, but it's so easy to just play Primal.
How many do you exactly have here?
Huh. Huh. Alright, well, that's not good for me.
There's Ezreal, Rock, Paired with a Glove, but I don't really want the Glove. I kind
of need to go vote here for the potential... I mean, I really want Red buff. But if I don't
If I get Red buff, at least I can make Gensu and then play off Chain.
But ideally I just go Red buff here.
I also could go Last Whisper and go Crown Guard and not really clog me out because I don't
really care about the Nile of this game.
Because I'm probably just going to play Ash instead.
Vanguard than nothing.
Okay, get the fuck off my board, what is this?
Mmm, I don't really want to-
Why did I pump? I just lost a gold.
Why did I pump?
minus one man oh my gosh this is look very very bad what the fuck is this and
and then just treat ladder in the lobby how much and then money hungry he got
econ on three two
I mean, honestly, I should just play for two lives and just go nine.
I feel like rolling on eight here is kind of a brief.
are all stacking stage 4 anyway because there's three work awaits in the lobby so I just have to
can I get one please all right I got one that's pretty good that's too fucking
no 20 roll like no but then I'm gonna be one life man
I mean, I'd rather just take this and then try to not be one life.
I got a visage, it's actually pretty good.
And then I didn't get a reporter, but it's...
Okay, I'm down to roll a little bit so I can be at two lives.
Yay?
like I just need I just need like one copy of something that's not Rengar
what the fuck is this
all right
Sounds like a plan.
Four Vanguard, three Coven, Hunter, what is this?
Vanguard?
What is this?
Shuggernaut?
Fuck me, Vanguardman.
Alright, and then I have Primal Emblem on some idiot.
What is the problem with this idiot? I.e. Gensu, Shoujin, and I should have crong guarded something.
Alright, if I can kill some units and still be two lives here, I'm fucking back. Yes or yes?
Aw, I just got killed by fucking Marble.
Okay, did I kill some? Or no? I think I... Like, if I kill this, I have enough for sure.
This is actually a game. No! No! What's my HP? Because I heal too. Okay, 13? Okay, it's
fine. Also, I didn't get a Reforger, I just realized. I mean, this is legit fucking useless.
I don't have a nidalee. I don't have a nidalee. I don't have a nidalee.
uh... so what's the plan
i mean what nearly my board is actually insane
no joke
hello
also i need an ash
I
I probably can't even operate in this one spot
Okay, I found it literally that's pretty good. Okay. I have a dead fucking. I mean Malachi is Malachi by
I mean Diana is fucking dead and then I primal some idiot for now
I'm pretty sure I have to go GA here, Shoujin here, Hinsu, IE, where's my front line?
I just itemized this for now.
Welp, tier player on rod.
Alright, this looks actually pretty good.
I just go Cromguard on Carousel and then I go last item here eventually, but I probably don't even
rev up this game. I mean, I need to win this round mate.
What?!
So I need to finish, I need to finish, I don't want to go ginsu shoujin together though,
like it's supposed to be primal shoujin, bro it's actually Vroth diff man, what the fuck?
Oh and now I'm one life, what the fuck?
And I also need one ash, my board is actually good, no joke.
wrong three juggernaut and I'm one niggly and I'm no ash all right well that's
not good also no reporter and I'm no ash
I mean I guess I'll just
I mean, I guess I just showed you that for now log champ, man
I need to get rid of four juggernaut front line somehow. No, I'm playing for juggernaut
Okay, what ash my board is actually good now guy to Gigi
But yeah, I should probably just primal it for now because I don't have
I honestly, like, why am I even playing 400 if it's not Ash, Nidalee Paired.
Okay, low key I'm back.
Low key I'm back.
Okay, I just need one Ash.
And then I hit Maokai too, and then I'm still dead to the fucking trait ladder
He cashed out 13 traits already. All right, well the moment when I'm dead, so that sounds good
In fact, I might be dead already
No, I'm not.
Okay, and then now I can finish three and sever and move Shogun to Nidalee, and then I hit
Malkai too here.
And then I don't know how I'm gonna, I mean I definitely want to play Ivern because there
trees and mushrooms but then how are we playing ash I can't and I got no
So I'm just stuck with the cover and plus one oh
I mean he's not in my pool so I'm gonna just
Okay, I didn't hit Maokai too, so now I think I am a little bit fucked.
I'm going fucking combo-ing, I guess.
I mean, 3003, I don't understand at all.
I should have belted my, what's it called?
I'm 3 items all over the place, I can't...
I mean, I'm actually pretty close to strong if I can just finish 3 items.
Like 4 primal, like Gensu, Sivir with Cybernetic Implant, so it looks like I have no damage, but I actually have damage.
I mean, I could primal the Ash, but...
I mean, I could also Gumbly here...
Like, I could Gumbly here and then Shogun here.
And then Shogun here to just leave Nidalee with Storak.
I kinda like that, actually.
But then I'm Gensu, Shogun on a 1 unit. That's good.
I'm just ditching my fucking cog ball, this can't be right.
Alright.
I'm definitely not ditching my cog ball.
And what is this?
Oh god.
Level up plus...
Oh god.
Oh god.
Loki.
Oh god. Loki, I can win. Like, not even Loki. I'm actually really strong. Also, let's give
it a go. I'm actually strong as fuck. I'm just gonna be dead the moment I fight Tray
Ladder though. I'm just like, I got legit fisted. But uh, yes, what happens when I fuck
Like me, you know me getting scammed there by the fucking...
Uhhh...
Ow.
And that's really good as well.
Okay, I mean I could go...
Like I could go Gumbly here, Shogun here.
I mean it depends on the matchup.
Like, I mean in some matches it's really good, in some matches it's really bad.
I mean I, I mean it's stronger in these matches for sure.
Wait, this is the trait ladder guy.
Wait, I just fucking dumps her trait ladder.
Wait!
Okay, that means I'm legit Jesus.
Is there what I think in it?
Oh, oh wait, oh wait, no.
I mean, I could go red buff anyway.
I mean, it's probably red buff anyway because it's Ash paired.
Okay, if I hit Malkai too, it's GG.
And then I can just go Shoujin, I can go Red buff, I can go Shoujin, Ash, Red buff,
the dude.
Or I can go Red buff here, I mean, Gintsu, Red buff, IE, and then just Shoujin on one
unit.
But Shoujin and Red kind of want to go together.
I'm a moob here.
I don't really care about the suit I've seen in the LLP.
I mean, Gintsu and Redbuff together.
Gintsu and Shoujin together. I don't understand this.
I think my buff is better on Ashe anyway.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Am I chilling?
Is he Nara?
Just killed my...
Okay, I'm actually really strong.
Okay, I mean, Malkai 2, I'm Giga strong.
Bro, if I had a little bit more HP to be 3 lives, it's Ashe will be gg man.
Come on, Bat.
Nine other one.
One roll, G.
How, man.
I mean, it's pretty good because I have cyber.
I mean, I could try to cheese.
Oh, God.
What if it doesn't swap?
Oh, I can't, I can't, I'm too scared, no, I can't, but I, I, I, no, no, I, I'm trying
to cheese two enemies on here instead of giving fucking this shit.
Might as well remove her.
And my whole board's dead.
And that's a really good pin and hole, that's pretty good.
I said he's very, very strong.
I ended the game with no two star again, no two star melt guy.
Yeah, it was probably a remover of Ashe and then just try to cheese an Ashe item, but like, whatever.
I mean, I'll take it.
I feel like my slot here on average goes 8th.
So, oh, this guy was 1 off on set 3, what the fuck.
Oh yeah, like if I had brought that one fight, I can...
I could also...
I mean, actually, you know, you know what's actually low roll?
Wait, you know, I actually would have probably won this lobby if I got one Reforger.
Because I can just Reforge to the Coven, and then I just play...
I can just drop like some of my shit frontline.
Probably drop down to two Juggernauts.
I drop down to two Juggernauts, and I just play a unit that...
I emblemed plus Ivern and I don't play
Wait, I know I need to play Vi in a moomoo. Oh wait, never mind
Because I have to play Vi in a moomoo and a Maokai there
I mean, I never ended up in the Maokai too. Like this Maokai unit is just a fucking joke
Like I like you just sit there no Maokai do and you just you're just depressed
Shoujin, Nidalee, Red Siver, Bro
There is no way you are watching any fight on stage five and you think it's a fucking it's a Nidalee gift
the unit has has fallen off like crazy I you are just sitting there loading up
against 30 fucking units and nidalee is sitting there auto-attacking one unit at
a time and by the time like I I don't I but what do you think abyss nidalee is
it's silver miradon blue buff GA yes let's see what this average is
I'll put 2 star 3 item and I'll give this exact item set.
Why do you think this item set has an 11% win rate when it is by far her best?
Why do you think that is?
Because she gets outfucking scaled by crazy.
She gets giga outscaled.
she's just sitting there attacking one unit at a time when people could load up
with an ash two that just nukes your entire board they could load up with a
Malkai two that could tank this for for ten decades they could load up with Ken
into that one all is already way more DPS in this piece of shit this unit don't
get me wrong this unit is good literally is very good but not really not really
Not really.
The fact that her uncontes-
So what the fuck is a Shodan Starax 2 item
literally going to do?
Absolutely nothing.
Like how are you watching that game and that's your fucking take away.
It's crazy.
It's legit crazy.
Like I don't-
Where are-
Where are- Where are-
It's just crazy.
Oh, it's just genuinely crazy.
How long do you take econ on T1?
It depends, I don't know.
I mean this meta is just always items or econ.
If you take combat, you actually need coven cashouts.
If you coven cashout into triple combat and you hit your board, you just run everyone over.
I think you can legit only click combat if you have coming cash out, or it's legit impossible.
I mean, it's just like, you need econ, because all the 4 costs are kind of, the frontline is really contested,
but also being able to roll wide.
Like if you don't have econ, you can't flex anything.
Like when you roll down for the executioner board, you need to be able to hold set.
Like obviously, like let's say you're rolling for executioners, yeah?
Honestly, you know what, never mind. I don't care. I'm not going to bother being...
Like how am I going to reward rage vaders with information?
I don't care. Fuck you. Alright.
Nah, fuck you.
Actually, the guy that asked the question wasn't even re-dating.
So, alright.
Basically, if you're rolling for the executioner board, right?
If you're actually playing optimally, it's optimal to be able to flex your backline between Zyra and Ari.
It's optimal to be able to flex your frontline between set, Rock 2, Malfight 2, and a Mumu 2.
It's not really because it's kind of just Hyrule being hit.
And then sometimes you can even, if your mid game is strong,
you have a lot of HV, you can even upgrade Lilia
if you have enough gold.
But it's really hard to upgrade Lilia when you have no gold.
And it's really hard to hold both sides
on your initial roll down, because you're just
going to be too recon-fort to.
So I have this problem where I hold too many sides,
especially when I have no money.
When I should just recognize that I've broke this block
and I need to just commit to a board.
And that's just one example.
Like if you're rolling down for the RE board,
like RE board, if you have a lot of gold,
you can find legendaries,
if you're just rolling a lot more gold,
you can actually upgrade to Krug 2,
Brugana 2, RE 2.
Like sometimes you can even flex like force,
Spellweaver for a little bit.
And then if you have enough gold and you have enough time,
you can even flex with the executioners as well.
And then if you're playing like AD,
Nidalee could be Brambleback or Nidalee,
and then Sivir could be Sivir or Avelios.
And then like if you have enough gold
and you hit like a Moomoo 2 plus frontline,
you can even play like Draven plus,
like Draven plus one of Nidalee or like,
and just like duo carry.
Like rarely sometimes like your items just work in a way
where you can like duo carry Avelios, Sivir
and stuff like that.
But like if you don't have gold,
you can't even hold that side.
And but in the difference in board strength
between like what's the ideal board?
like Sivir, Nidalee, or Aphelios, Nidalee.
If you don't have enough gold to upgrade them,
Brambleback 2 plus Aphelios and Brambleback 2 plus Nidalee
or Sivir is way stronger if it's upgraded.
But the thing is, you're not gonna be able to hold
both sides on your roll down if you have no gold.
And then the reason items are OP is
because after you hit your two star four costs,
you need items on the units.
Or you're fucked because a no-item two-star does absolutely nothing, legit nothing.
So like I don't understand when you can't click comp, but obviously if you have coming cash out
you can cash out three or four components, and then you click combat you just run them the fuck down.
They actually get run over. It doesn't even matter your level eight, you will legit dumps for them.
I didn't go in there, it was fine. But anyways, you will legit
Yeah, you know that game that I played at Phelios and I had like Triple Combat and Coven
Cache out and I basically was just shitting on full Legendary Boards on level 8?
But it's because I Coven Cache out items and so I have items and like, never mind.
But that's what makes Coven so OP.
What makes Coven so OP is it's not just 3-4 components, it's also like 3-4 components
on top of you greeting for better item autonomy.
On top of you, Loose Freaking for Econ.
So it's like, you're Loose Freaking for Econ Components Anti-Lemonomy.
Which is like...
You lack strategic foresight.
Alright, not right here.
Alright.
I appreciate the actual information.
Thank you.
No problem, man.
W.
WTU.
But yeah, like if you cash out 3-4 components, it's not just 3-4 components.
You're much richer than you would be mixed-reaking, and your items are going to be a lot more...
Good.
Yeah.
This is exciting!
I'm struggling this pretty good.
Here, BFL.
Help BFDR.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
I'm not brave.
Like here, I've golden eco, so I just want gold, so then I don't have gold.
I mean the thing is, here if I take this, and I have to play fawn, like usually I think
this is way better than this, but because I have golden eco, I'm pretty sure combat
story to open is the actual move.
No gap.
Hopefully no one has a straight ladder.
Show them a straight ladder again.
And then now I just open it for you guys.
And then I just play for Seraph.
But I'm pretty sure I can actually outcap trait letter with combat seraph.
No joke.
That is no cap.
What the fuck?
Dude, can you play stage 2 for once in your life?
How?
If I play stage 2 here with golden, with golden ego, I won't even be able to level to 8!
I won't even be able to fucking level to 6 actually!
Bro, you have Warwick 2? How can you not play stage 2 yet?
Let's play stage 2 and come back, sorry.
You the go-
You the fucking go!
This guy has Coven with Fairy Treasures.
But here, like, combat story into Aphelios is really strong.
But I think you want, ideally, you want to play Zyra Duo with a Shogun.
Which I have, but...
Hmm...
The problem is this guy's also Coven.
And then if I find Coven here...
I might be stronger because that's my story and then if I lose like five last year I'm
safe.
And then it's also the problem is this guy's straight ladder.
But the good thing is I've got all the nico.
There's no way this wins against 3 units, especially because I mean it's not much to
create.
I mean combat story, I feel like it doesn't even need a single foe.
I'm kind of down to just go last whisper, so like one bow to go last whisper so I can
play Zyra duo and I don't have to play this stupid, that's called Meow.
Can I just play Kog'Maw, and Zyra, and Brambleback?
Or wait, Zyra, wait, Zyra, Brambleback?
And Aphelios?
And if I can't get Coven mid game,
I think I have to roll down,
or not Coven mid game.
I think I have to just click an item augment.
But if I get a Coven, I can actually just pair this with Triple Combat.
Like, comeback story with like, Cybernetic Implant?
Oh, that is a GG.
It's not a plain Zyra do, so Loki is like, not that much of a GG.
No, it's a GG. No, that's a GG.
No, no, no, comeback story with like, Plot Armor? Oh.
Oh, that's a GG.
Okay, well I have three coming, that's pretty good.
I was scared that he was going to go, oh yeah, also I'm pretty sure he's actually committing
to a board, like he's not going to open, right?
Wait, where did he go?
I mean, I think he's going to go into the, he went broad and he has, oh nice, yeah, there's
no way, he's the long two, his board's actually good now.
All right, nice.
So I can actually play this coven and the thing is if I lose my streak here, the coven catch will not even save me, because I'll be broke.
Like I actually, it's like, yeah.
Like this coven looks balanced. I'm just sitting here making econ and then I get some components and I'm making econ.
And I just sit here and just greet items. See?
And then people sit there and just say like, what?
All this HP for... I mean I'm sacking anyway. I have comeback story man.
I have comeback story, just waiting.
I'm scaling anyway.
No one is taking combat story to play stage 2.
That's not how the game works.
If you think you are gonna square up
with people that have a prismatic and you're sitting here with combat story and you're just I
I
know
This guy is, uh, plain strong as board, and, uh, he's one HP healthier than I am, one.
And I'm legit full open this entire stage.
Alright, but, I mean, if he opens here, and now I'm making 30, except he's not even artifact
Anvil name one artifact anvil that's better than just having three components. I'll wait you fucking can't
Maybe like I mean sign of fish ones affiliate. It has to be something. That's like negative like
Probably like point eight Delta or better. It's not flicker. That's just plus Delta and I'm not it's silver
Really does absolutely nothing because I've come back story you can't all right. Don't raise maybe
Oh nice, okay. I mean he can't even open because his board is like, his skill is too hard in the stage 3, so he's like, not happy.
He was over the 1 and 3.
Not looking that charm is reportable by the way, yep. You're a really good man.
how are you only one issue less than him when you farm because because when it's
a prismatic and he has a scaling prismatic it's very hard to to square up
with people with with giga combat very hard very very hard
this guy I mean this guy's only one Lebanon split I'm obsessed with ladders
I mean, I mean this guy who's made a destiny moving forward, I mean, he's not that good.
And I worked away honestly, he's not that good either, and it worked, I mean it's a
two-star two-cost, but like, it's better on stage three.
Uh, yeah, I don't know actually, but there's a lot of people that that's wrong, and that
persona, too, is that good?
Uh, let's see...
Ezreal, is that good?
I mean, there's no way you, like, if you build Gintu with comeback story, I think you should
just be banned.
They're just banned on the spot.
Like, what the fuck?
But I don't really want to go Kraken because I kind of want to go Last Whisperer, I kind
of want to go Shoujin Morello, carry Zyra, half Last Whisperer, half Rulinetum.
But I don't really want to commit to Zyra carry if I don't get an item of the year because
I don't think I'm going to cash out enough where, I don't even know why I'm trying to
be informative, I'm just sitting here getting harassed.
But I'm pretty sure like maximum I can get like 1A max.
But I really want to set up this Iroduo, but I can't really, who am I talking to?
But I can't really, hmmm, ooh, Bronze for life with comeback story, holy shit, holy
Oh, this game is over!
I just have to make- Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, this game is over!
Oh, this game is over.
Oh, it's over.
Oh, oh, oh, it's over.
I just have to make sure I don't actually win around, so I have the econ to actually
roll.
Oh, it's over.
I'm pretty sure I'm outcapping, uh, oh, shit.
I'm pretty sure I can outcap this, I'm not even kidding.
And then now I just play like, I mean now I can play Kraken, I mean it's Kraken for
sure.
I mean it's Kraken, IE now, and then I'll figure this out.
And now I just play Uphelios, uh, Sivir with Nidalee Duo, uh, because I'm always playing
the Cog Miao, and I'm always playing, like what else am I always playing, like the Rock
for Invoker and, and two Vanguard, and I'm also playing like one of, of Sivir Nidalee,
like, like any, and then I can also hold like the Rock on, I guess.
Uh...
Uhhhh...
GG, GG, no, no, no, GG, GG.
No, no, no, GG.
I guarantee you, these guys are going to get run the fuck down!
Just look at my board on 4-1, it's GG!
Cuz I found Cassio Pia as well, so I'm pretty sure I'm like
180 cash out easily. Oh, it's GG. Oh, it's GG
Okay, I'm probably always playing I'm as far to hold like one of this
I mean, I don't hold this. I mean, I'm also probably holding the emu-mu
But also I think I think Ophelios is actually better
Cuz I think Ophelios scales with the Cassio way better than what's what's his name
So I'd rather play like Aphelios plus Varus, but I can also play like Aphelios plus, uh,
there's a Pan, it's fucking useless.
Is there a unit to play?
No.
I mean, I could go like Luno plus one, but I can just play Diana.
Let's just finish the IE, because I have infinite amp, infinite attack speed.
Let's just finish the amp, and then let's just go, because I'm pretty sure I'm just
always playing for this year. I don't think I want to play server this game.
Alright. This game is over. 45% on winout. I think it might actually be higher.
I'm not even kidding. This spot's chances... my chance of winning out...
Actually, let me go check on this motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
I mean, his spot looks pretty good.
I don't know, let me just make these items.
Eh, what I even upgraded to call them initial roll down?
Probably not.
Alright, and then now I just catch up 185 and then I just 4-1 all in.
I got my Tristana kill, that's probably going to kill one unit here, which is actually pretty
relevant.
Uh, oh nice, okay, I'll be 2 lives guaranteed.
Wait, actually wait, 185, wait, 28, wait, I need to kill, I need to kill 3 units.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I mean this helps me kill three units.
I mean I could make...
I mean if I win then I just have to sac one.
Did I actually win this?
I mean I'm killing three but I might win.
Okay.
Actually this is getting a lot of value.
J!
J!
This game's over.
Like low key I sacked a true one low key
Oh my god like no joke
because I don't even think I'm that rich to wait actually wait can I die from 18
no there's no way well I'm pretty sure it's actually better than sector 3 one
no gap because I have golden ego and then I just I just come back sorry and I
I just run them the fuck down.
Woooooooo!
I mean, can I play Bramble back?
I mean, I'm down to just play...
Okay, I mean, I want to get killed as fast as possible, no joke, because like I'm gonna
be one, I only have one loss remaining, yeah?
So I just want to be as low as possible for as much combat, and then I just fucking golden
Neko next turn and then do you?
Just wait, just wait, and I have golden Neko, I'm hitting everything, do you need it?
I guarantee you, these guys are about to get fucked!
I think the last one should not play Kogwin, no that's not true.
I don't really want to go Wyrmwogs with the thingy.
With the combat story, fuck that.
So let's deal with blessing is actually not bad. I don't really need more items. I'm not a virtual combat
Do I even want to play this
Atelio steal
Oh
I
Have to Nico this I
Have to Nico this I have to Nico Moo Moo are you serious? Are you serious?
How is that my roll down I think I saw I already had to I found one Italy
wait how did I not have it how did I not hit nearly to a move to here how oh
hello also I didn't see I don't have a rock
how what I don't even want to play this unit man
This is just Faye.
I'm depressed.
And now I'm depressed.
I mean, I can't even lock.
I don't want to lock.
I mean, who the fuck cares about a loon, too?
I'm replacing with Diana the moment I can, because I don't have any risk.
And now I'm depressed.
I mean, my board is legit like Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, I'm not going to be able to scale my board because I miss so fucking hard.
How? Like how?
I had...
Before my roll down!
Before my roll down!
I had a mooboo pair.
Like, I'm pretty sure I should expect to have a mooboo 2 Nidalee 2 affiliates to here.
And now I have nothing.
Like, legit nothing.
And now I'm depressed.
Also I don't have a fucking rock.
I don't have a fucking rock!
And now I'm depressed. I mean, this is a lot of traits. I know it's three adapter. No, it's not
This is
And now I'm depressed
I also don't have a bad risk.
I also don't have a bad risk.
Oh, good.
I mean, honestly, Diana 2 is actually a huge upgrade. I'm kind of up for this shit.
Aw, this guy's so, like,
No, I don't think I do. Like, I don't get that much gold because this guy's fucking bored is 3 units, man.
No
No
Now I'm depressed again, what the fuck is this I had to call the nickel be a mu mu
I mean it's mainly I mean I meant to hold cannon but I mean I want to go Varus, Diana,
Rock but I probably should hold this honestly but I probably should hold it it's pretty
good and he doesn't really see all the tacit damage though like I guarantee you if I just
have one rock one virus with nearly two I can always around until stage eight
until stage seven until stage eight
my first will legit one charge the cardboard
Let's hold this and hold this because I could just awfully cut him soon.
I mean, this shit is just...
How is this even allowed, man?
I'll be buy two's actually if you see all of those.
Alright, good for all of them.
I mean, if I find one rock, it's Invoker and Vanguard, but I guess I don't have to play this.
And then now I'm just gonna roll until Nidalee too.
I'm probably never gonna have items for Kenan, so fuck you.
I would have items for Kenan, I would have the TD for Kenan.
That's pretty good.
I'm actually kinda gonna hold this.
I can hold Bramble back as well, technically, I guess.
I mean, it's Shoujin, play around.
No third item, or no 13th item, I guess that's what it is.
I mean my board is legit Thanos.
I have a fuckin' worklist what's it called though.
I have a worklist, uh, a loon on my board.
I mean, isn't it just one rock over a loony?
And my board is unbeatable?
Yes.
This guy's a trait ladder catch up, by the way.
This, I, you know, I could have Vicky Gold right now.
He is on average on 4-2, I hit literally 2
on Boomoo 2, Affiliate 2, and then I would go 9 here.
And I have one rock.
But now I'm just, I mean, I'm still gonna win the game.
But like, I don't think you understand how over this game was if the roll down wasn't like this.
This is the fucking trait letter?
Okay, he didn't even catch up the phone. This guy is fucking lost. I won the game, guaranteed.
Alright.
I have seven removers.
I mean I don't want to stare that's my idiot 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 that's good enough I mean if
If I can survive until 3 to Mamumu, isn't it just instant G-Me?
3 item on moomoo 1, rock you win on level 800% I know.
I cashed out an item, and then I'm triple fucking Giga combat. I'm aware.
But this game is very, very shit.
And I hit nothing.
Four Primal, is that good?
No.
Holy shit, what the fuck are these items?
But I can also just play this and then just level for rock and then just play like this guy with TD, because actually I got a TD.
The Rock is 2 components, not just like 2 treaks, but also Rock will cast 100%.
I would say it's about to get fucking fisted.
Look at his augments and then I'll look at my augments.
This is really close.
And by the way Ned, your one shot, don't gare, and your one shot as well.
I just look at combat story, bronze for life, so the reason, guys, the reason I was bitching
is because if I lose around here and I go eat, I guarantee you, people are gonna be
like, what the fuck are you doing?
Then this roll down, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
That's what the fuck, like, I mean there's a rock, is that good?
Bro, it's not actually good.
Like it's actually not, okay, also it was Val, like it's not actually good because I can just, I can play Vremel back and then I'm leveling to 9 for rock.
But it, I mean it's one trade, but I mean I have TG so, but uh, I need to finish the tank item.
Bro! It's, I need the third tank item, I want the third fucking tank item.
Three item, a mu mu, three item, a mu mu, you finish the third damn fucking tank item, thank you.
Alright.
Uh, Nashor's, and I just not stop bouncing this.
I'm not trying to go double TG because all I need to do is have this unit not die instantly
and my middly will one-shot everyone and I can just, wait I need a roll, I mean I'll
play this with the TG, like now if the TG rolls AP I play this, if the TG rolls AD and
loser I do this and I'll move the TV see
hmm that's weird what happened but I'm a viewer but that's right the game was
over it was over I mean still it still is over do you see how hard I missed it
Like okay, but isn't it like isn't it all right like for the people that are question marking on 4-1 full opening on 4-1
Like you for you full open on 4-1, and that's a fucking lock
Yes, do you see why it's a lock now? Do you see why it's a lock?
Because you just I mean not only do you save nine gold I've golden equals my private info I can roll
But I mean it just so happens a bad beat that I hit nothing like it
I mean it's a lock you're supposed to just fucking just play for one life and you come back story
Who cares you either come back or you're eight and I just level four just do two and you need I
Call month not even attacking this little stick
That can't be good.
Oh.
My calmup was not attacking the unit.
Oh.
Oh.
I think I'm dead.
I'm dead.
My calmup didn't attack.
Oh yeah, I mean, but either way, this game was actually well played.
I just missed on the roll down.
This game was a guaranteed first, by the way.
Legit guaranteed.
And you guys know it.
You guys legit know this is a guarantee first, yes?
It's...
On average there, I should be able to be 9 here with the fucking brick to be steady.
Yes?
The placement does not matter.
That roll down was fucking horrendous.
I-I-I sat around, go to perfect one life, and I just dumpster everyone.
And then I use all of that gold because gold is even more valuable when you have golden eco
But I mean this game is for sure first. It's not even close by the way. It's it's legit not close
I mean, I could have rolled for a better charm there, but that's not the point like I
On average here, I mean I could have played better and I could have just fucking rolled like for a better charm than a fucking three-star
One cost and I want to win that fight, but I didn't want to clump but honestly
I probably should just clump against what's it called anyway
I mean, yeah, no, if I started, um, I called them all on the fiddle sticks, I wouldn't
decide for sure.
But, like, it doesn't really matter.
Like, like, what the takeaway, like the takeaway from this game should be the game plan and
not the fucking roll down.
That roll down is fucking ridiculous.
I was legit 80 gold, and I found zero amumu in one middle.
That roll- and zero- wait!
Also, isn't zero rock ridiculous?
Isn't zero rock legit ridiculous?
Like, I- what the fuck?
You still, you streaked still, okay?
I should have been nine that fight and even,
I mean, my top off, first of all,
should have started on the middle six, so that's my bad.
But that's not the fucking takeaway.
The takeaway should be your overall game plan.
And the overall game plan from that spot was fucking crazy.
It was like the AVP going into the,
like before the fucking roll down was fucking crazy good.
It's just, I have golden Niko, and I have to Niko be a Mumu when I was a Mumu pair going into a fucking Gagoroll down.
I... I mean, don't get me wrong, if I started my Cogmaw on the Fiddlesticks, I would have won that fight anyway.
But whatever, what I'm trying to get at, it's not the placement that matters, it's about the game plan.
And that's why I get fucking tilted when people are laughing for the wrong reasons.
The game plan, that game, I mean, I went fifth, ha ha, streamer went fifth, ha ha!
It has nothing to do with the placement.
It's about, you know the game that I went second as soon as I started stream?
I went second that game, but I know for sure I made, there has to be something wrong with my game plan
plan because for the entirety of stage 2 and stage 3 I knew I was 8 but I went
second but that's because I can't go higher. I had 20 gold on my roll down and I
hit a moon 2, super 2, everything 2. Nidalee 2 with 20 mold. So like it's like
yeah but like it's like I should have gotten laugh that on that second
because the thing is if I don't point out that I got bailed oh no Zyra 2 I hit
in Cyra 2, Sivir 2, and a Moomoo 2 with legit Zero World.
But the thing is, at every point of that game, was I not bitchin' that I was 8, and I should've
just left the game.
So when people laugh at a game like that, and they're just like, Christopher, Cogmo didn't
start on Fiddlesticks!
And they're like, you are so bad!
I- if that's your takeaway, I- you are legit iron.
I-I-I think you might as well never fuckin' Bob review your own games, because if that
is what you learned from watching that game, if you watched that game from 2-1 all the
way until the end, and that's your takeaway,
oh this streamer didn't put fuckin' CODMA on FIDDLE STEAKS DESERVED, and that's your
takeaway, don't bother-don't bother Bob reviewin', I'm-I'm gonna be honest, just don't bother
bottom. Don't bottom up again. I mean, I can just get an econ augment later.
I don't know what you're saying, Shandong, are you serious?
Uh, I'm gonna do more tears.
I'm probably just gonna play strong sport then.
Oh, oh thank you.
Shit.
So I can actually cash this out.
I don't want to pair the cash out with the coven.
And I can go for an E1 augment on stage 3.
And now I just play towards like some AP line, make, I mean that guy just, holy shit, I just gave me two gold basically.
And it's actually gave me more than two gold, because now I make 5 plus...
Because he gave 1 and I got 1 and then I make 20.
So he basically gave me 3 gold. Holy shit.
Alright, thank you buddy.
The next turn, I wouldn't be able to make 20 if he didn't give me that one gold plus
making 10.
Because I'll be a 21 gold next turn.
But now I can play this and make 20.
J.
J.
Thank you, buddy.
Who was that?
Turtle Duckly.
I mean the bad beat here that's not actually bad beat is there's Casio-Pia and I can't
make 20.
And then I pretend to bitch that I can't make 20 to hold 4 Coven, but I will be playing
4 Coven.
And Gigi Casio-Pia.
I can't.
I'm just having a good time. I can't play.
Oh, what? Good for something and he's just full open with good for something?
No. I mean, I'm cooking this regardless. I mean, if you want to sit there and full open with good for something, you got it, man.
I mean, this guy is an idiot.
Good for something and you don't play any unit question mark?
I mean we gotta fucking greet the streamer, even though I already won the game.
Have fun, man.
Even if I lose my stream here, my spot is still amazing.
My spot could be legit ridiculous, but my spot is still amazing, so it's kind of fine.
Builds, I don't really want to go rod, and I should probably go through Cushing.
I should probably get some front-line items.
but yeah I uh yeah I don't I mean this guy I can kind of see because it's
quicksie but this guy is uh that is ridiculous your door is closed but all
can hear is x-bang wait I what is that what's xd what's that I say that what
I mean, there's two people full open and I can't help it.
I mean, I got my 6th tree, and it kind of sucks that I'm losing my 7th tree because
of neutrals.
a lot of gold because I'm probably gonna keep losing for a while. Man, it kinda sucks. Whatever.
It doesn't matter much. But like now I don't have the freedom of clicking combat on 3-2.
I'm pretty sure I have to click econ on 3-2 because I'm not gonna keep much fruit. But yeah,
dodging them here is still good though because I get one turn of three gold. But I guess it's
It's only two different, it's like two gold diffs, which is like, whatever.
I mean, I can't even click this.
I'm gonna fight this, I keep this straight.
Also, did they not fight each other already?
Oh no, he's 70, they fight, oh they haven't.
Aw man, 30 gold.
Oh no, I kept the streak.
And they dodged each other as well.
I think all three of us 5 lost.
Alright, well that's pretty good for me.
But uh, yeah, this guy is uh, I would love to know why the fuck he took good for something
and then full open.
I don't think he knows that you keep the coven stacks.
You keep the coven stacks even...
I mean, I don't want to sit here and like...
Because when I watch a ballon stream and they're like,
Oh, they're fucking stream sniping when they clear the most fucking obvious angle.
I'm pretty sure it's because I'm Coven and he wants to brief my streak, so he's just like,
you know what, fuck it, I'm open. Like, I... has to be a...
I'm pretty sure they're playing boards, oh actually I definitely should not send them
And I'm probably not against that.
But Loki, if they're both open and in my pool, I'm kind of down to just like play strong this because I'm guaranteed 250 anyway, right?
As long as I kill some units on these losses, except I don't think they should kill them.
But I also kind of want to catch up with this at the same time.
Uhh...
I mean, this is the only way I throw, so I hit Recon Bar with 2GD.
I mean, I kind of do one goal, just put the fries in the bag.
I actually need to put fries in the bag I just need to hit my board in jujui
I mean, I have to hit my board, man, like if I don't click Egon here and I can't even
roll on 4-1, and I'm just broke.
Oh, also wait, this is, it's this for sure, actually, because I, yeah, it is, because
it's perfect interval on 4-1, because of this.
So this is essentially an extra 5-gold.
I basically just got 12 gold, like a perfect enroll on 5-1, which is probably going to be my level 9.
Perfect enroll on 4-1, and then it's an extra 5 gold. I mean, it's just for sure, man.
I'm already gonna cash out this item here, I'm gonna cash out... oh god.
I need that, but this castle unit is not very good at 12 minutes.
Oh
Yeah, this yeah
mmm
Oh
This is 80 on default I mean this is even kill
Okay
That's a jg a rarer sliver
Also, I might be playing, I don't know, I don't know if I'm actually playing Executioners
here.
I might play, like we'll see.
Oh nice, I actually killed something, nice, okay.
I mean, I'm just going to execute then.
I mean, if I play Auri, it's always GG, but if I play Executioners, it's rabbitons for
sure.
And I'm pretty sure I'm just going to commit to my comp here based on what I see here.
And there's an alphite.
So now I'm just going to commit to an alphite, which means it's probably not JG, it's probably
actually it's probably neither because it's probably crown guard because I have two shenanes.
Hold on, I already said, who am I missing?
250 charge
The thing is I have to... Maybe I kill the glove then. I don't want to pop this into
later. The glove is not that useful. I need to kill one of the chains. I probably always
I mean I'm probably guaranteed two lives anyway, oh no this game's over, this game's over for sure.
And I'm also cashing out two tiers so I need to keep that in mind, I have so many items holy fuck.
I would prefer some mini kills so I could be two lives.
Wait, is this 22?
I mean, it's just break even.
And I guess if I lose one round, I'm still...
What am I asking to win this round?
I mean, I wouldn't shit me over.
I mean, it's just that sure I'll get a little bit more gold, I guess.
Well, I'm two lives on stage 3, but I'm one life on stage 4.
Oh wait, no no, I'm two lives on stage 4, but I'm one life on stage 5, which is actually really bad.
Like, if I were 14 HP on Bridges, then he's actually over the edge.
And now I'm 8.
That probably still doesn't mean.
That's actually a hard turn.
I'm not a bitch, I'm still two lives with yours.
In tournament I'm a bitch and I would probably send you here for sure.
But I'm not a bitch.
I don't have what's it called to and I'm sacking my cannon oh I
I should roll on neutral next time.
Not like it matters.
I probably won this game regardless.
I can't.
Okay, I didn't hit Malfight 2 though.
I mean, this unit is kinda good.
This Soraka unit is very, very shee-ed.
I don't even have to play Yorick plus this, because I missed.
Like an idiot.
Ah, shit.
He's not here.
He's really bad.
I mean, I can go Executioner plus one.
Executioner already.
And Bronze Relic is not that good.
Also, oh yeah, I get two tiers soon, right?
I mean, I could go inferno plus one as well.
I mean, I don't, I mean, I'm just not playing sorrow this game.
I'm getting two tears momentarily.
Do I just go Inferno?
I don't know, I'll just Warmon's this for now. I mean, I could go Inferno or Forge.
What the fuck? I mean, okay, I'll fix my items in a sec, but I want to save...
I mean, I want Executioner plus one. Like, I'm probably just gonna brief Executioner, huh?
Yeah, fuck it. I mean, there's no way my board loses, man. Fuck you.
Also
But now I'm just stuck here, I mean, it's probably shojin
How am I not cash is out yet
I mean, I want GA but I need execution plus one.
Ah, I'm going to execution plus one on little fog.
And bye bye bud, your whole board's gone. I can't.
And I'm getting two tiers here.
Alright, nice. Okay, and then...
Ah, fuck it, I cut it.
Okay, I kinda need G8-0!
Nope, don't care, it's on a 5 cost.
I can't.
Okay, also, wait, I don't even have to play your rake.
I'm gonna Loonover Fiddle.
I don't know, it's not good.
I'm pretty sure I can just one-shot them.
I got one-shot a lot of units and then it just heals my Malphite.
It's actually kinda good.
But I don't have to play Yorick, because I'm not playing, but I'm eating Yorick too, that's
pretty good.
Okay, I'm pretty sure if I go, I mean, surely I just go Nashor's, how much crit, 80?
I mean I just wanted to crit and I'll do a Shoujin, Ravadons.
Is there any front line I can make here without killing the sword?
Alright, let's just do this.
Alright, and then I keep the sword and what do I get it?
Alright.
And, bye bye bud!
I can't!
It's not even good.
I mean, Soraka in this set is actually good because already kills all the trash, and then
Soraka kills all the non-trash.
Oh yeah, I should swap steadfast in one month.
Ah shit.
No, but the problem is I only have two removers.
And then sometimes...
Yeah, I mean, I should be sure.
Oh, actually, I get one more.
Oh, that's fine.
All right, let's have a level 10 hard suck.
A level 8 hard suck.
Let me give you a high.
1, 2...
I don't need more rewards.
I only need one, right?
20% crit, that's pretty good.
If I get another item, I can move.
I think in the Executioner already set up, the Soraka is an actual deal.
kills all the dog shit, and then Soraka kills their main, their main, yeah.
I mean, if I can make it to nine, I mean, I can't play...
Alright, I got G.A. here.
Oh, Nidalee is not killing me for shit. I have way too many carries.
My Auri gets one cast off, his entire board's gone, and then I sure if Nidalee kills, there's no way.
There's actually no way. If this board loses to Nidalee, I'll be fucking lying to him.
I'm gonna get no way.
Yeah, that's pretty good, no GA, I can't.
I can't. The Nashor 2, I mean it's not even bad. How much per person? Not that much.
This is my fight without a charm, by the way.
I took the fucking HP on a Malfight charm.
Is that good?
Also, I just realized that my Malfight doesn't have a fucking Gargoyle.
Is that good?
Whatever, man.
Like, who cares?
Managen is way better than AP, though.
It's not Kenan guys, when you...
Oh god, I mean this is actually the scary fight I think.
This is like, this can actually stat check my Kenan.
Okay, never mind, never mind, never mind.
Do you want to come out, I'm down.
Oh, I think it's actually probably a little bit different level.
Is there a defender here?
My Mitch.
Yes.
It's pretty good because I can shoot the side as well.
It's pretty good because I can shoot the side as well.
I can't.
Uh, did you want to team up or uh, probably team up.
They also have a spicy chicken soup. I want something easy to eat.
I think I'm gonna go high.
Let's go high as gold.
There's an immune.
So high as gold.
I'm pretty sure these two are useless, Loki.
I mean, this Yorick is also useless, but the Fiddlesticks,
like, Loki, is not that useless when they're playing.
Ah, shit.
I'm pretty sure I don't get punished
that hard for pumping in these fights.
I guess I kind of get punished for against the what's-a-called player
Okay, I kind of get punished for the what's-a-called against the Ezreal player
So I'm not gonna full comeback line. Oh, I also I would have a punch here. I mean see you
And by my bud I can
Why does this look like I'm un-fucked?
Well, this was actually kinda close.
Come on, come on.
As a psychologist, I can recognize certain behaviors that are in the horizontal, something, something, something, something, something...
Your mom, alright.
Uh... Is karma good?
I mean that's fucking useless. Also like Maokai is good but it's too
expensive. Okay, I mean I just clicked this and I just don't...
I don't know, I forgot I guess. Let's just move there.
I don't really want to eat the... because it really is actually tanky of items.
I'm going to leave Nashor's Q. Nashor's Q. I just put the middle of the sea. I can't.
Oh yeah, unless the Maokai is tankier than... is it?
Oh, oh that's okay. I know how much I'm... kind of close.
One guy.
Uh, is, is, is, two-star one-climbs was one five-fast? Oh, actually, maybe it is.
Ah, shoot.
I mean, how, how do I check? I don't want to roll.
I can't remove my lily up in
This bramble is looking very very low value.
Very very low value.
The entire fucking lobby is playing.
What does that look? Not even weak.
This bramble is absolutely nothing.
The problem is, okay, he's probably strong on that side, I'll put this in a little, I'm
kind of scared because I think with this positioning okay nice okay we should start on this side
I'm like worried that this is gonna take too much damage
oh god it's dead oh god oh
oh I have a Breville but I'm dead I'm dead for sure I didn't get a signal I mean it doesn't
really matter like I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose anyway the last fight was actually close man
I mean, is this actually a second time you ask if, no, probably not, man.
Oh, god.
I mean, he has Blackthorn Lux feeding fucking, I mean, it's actually strong, man.
The problem is my fucking, my main thing is a BrambleBest against full AP,
and he's four Blackthorn feeding Leblanc three.
And the gist is too tight to my mouth like I
Mean it is a GA if I didn't hit GA my bad. Maybe next time I'll hit GA my bad
Also, uh, I mean, yeah, I mean the previous game by the way. I'm this was the first by the way. It's actually just horrendous
I forgot about that game
I
What's the score?
Aw man, FlyQuest are gonna win?
Wait, if FlyQuest win, that means one of Lyon and FlyQuest will make it to Worlds, right?
Isn't that actually a disaster that both teams I dislike?
One of them is guaranteed a fucking, it's a fucking disaster man.
GG.
GG.
GG.
Oh, I mean, I just don't like a Lyon, Lyon.
I don't like Lyon because I think what, what, what, I think inspired taking a break to go on vacation and leaving his teammates.
Like, I get that. You guys, like, I get that.
Like I feel like a team should always be bought in together and if one person doesn't try like it
It's basically just like I get that regular season doesn't matter, but it should be like a group thing like
It's disrespectful to his teammates, that's it. Yeah
Bro you take a three month break every set and leave us hanging. Okay. Well the thing is you guys are not my fucking professional teammates
He has four other players that are trying to be the best and he's just like, yeah, I'm
the goat.
You can't replace me.
I'm just going to go on vacation.
I'm out.
Peace.
Oh wait.
Oh, you had a family problem?
Oh.
Oh, I thought he went on vacation.
Oh
Oh, I thought he went on vacation
Oh fuck yo my bad
All right, all right, okay. Well, let's go. Let's go. Well, I lie on
What a fucking moron. I didn't know. I thought he went on a fishing trip. Or was that like
a meme because he looks like an onypixel.
Oh!
Oh! Yo, what the fuck? Yo, my bad!
That's racist. No, it's not, man.
He literally looks like an onypixel.
All right, my bad inspired I mean I the thing is I was always in it like I'm not even stuck
I'm like on my life. I was an inspired fan and you know what I'm back to being an inspired
fan my bad I thought you were only peaceful and I thought you fucking ditch your teammates
to go on a fishing trip my bad
was probably turban figure when he had to take a break for his wrist no I mean I
feel like if you if you haven't like a fucking injury I mean you you should be
sitting out because your life is more important than some dumbass fucking like
any sport any game nothing like what's more important is is like you not
suffering fucking permanent damage but I was my bad man I was under the
assumption that he went fishing.
The lead to that mole mascot, please, where?
And yet you watch American football.
For American football, it's actually fun to watch.
I feel like when you watch American football,
it's straight up the game at every single fucking play, lowkey.
I just want you guys to know that I understand
that these fucking Europeans can't grasp sports
that they're not, like can't grasp that,
or not even just Europeans, not Americans can't grasp
that sports that they're not knowledgeable about
can be hype.
But I just want you to know, what was the college football,
College football, uh, like, I don't even know what it's called, because I haven't really watched it shit.
Like, who are in the finals? It was Indiana University versus...
Versus who? Who are they against in the finals?
Ohio State? Ohio State State.
Just, just look at this.
This is a fucking college football game.
It is a fucking crazy this is a college football game
Like I don't think you guys understand how big football is in America my bad. I'm American and I enjoy watching football my bad. Sorry
Sorry.
Ah.
The fucking Jets versus, like last season,
I don't know if they're still doing it this season,
but sometimes like Thursday games would play on,
like in, or not even Thursday games,
like games would just play in Europe.
And the stadiums were fucking sold out
to watch the fucking New York Jets.
I don't think you understand how insane that is.
It's like paying.
Let's say it's the Sacramento Kings
that are trying to sack.
Against the Indiana Pacers that are trying to sack and they play their game in Europe and it's just giga sold out
How can that game even be sold out who's trying to watch that shit because in America those games
The only people that are are are showing up to that probably are like seasonal past holders that like don't want to waste like
Waste their fucking seasonal past
This shop, I'm bought for, I can't.
Oh yeah, I mean, I don't watch F1, but just because I don't watch F1 and I'm not familiar
with the sport, I'm not gonna sit here and say it's a big sport and it's for losers
I can be open-minded. Let's be open-minded.
What about Pickleball?
I mean, I think Pickleball is just a fucking worse tennis. It's like a less-filled tennis.
But I could be wrong. But that's my first impression.
But I mean, I don't play, I don't play, so...
so I don't know but I'm willing to be open-minded
see how that works what about football well I'm American and I think it is a
little disrespectful for me to get flamed for enjoying football that's it I
I mean, I don't want to take timeskip when I have blossom
Which one?
Probably not that idiot.
All right, and now I just play Aphelios Silverflex.
But yeah, I mean I don't really want to take time to if I had Blossom there, because I
can see a Blossom charm and sometimes a Blossom charm is just impingy.
Oh this is like Giga scale, actually one of these.
This is so fucking scale.
Fuck you.
Can we play Pickleball in Vegas, no.
Uhhhhhhh.
I'm like, how do I hold the York Bear?
I mean I kind of want to hold the york bear, yay or nay?
I'm kind of dumb, I mean the chances are like I don't care I lost the previous round, but
I have to deal with this because I can't hold it.
Usually like I mean if I didn't have clear mind you always just fucking hold, because
you already lost the first round, but yeah, but I don't really care if I lose the bear.
I'm just going sword probably I knew a sword but I can also go bow I thought it was a sword
I can also go bow I think rebel pattern is pretty good I can go bow sword bow bow sword
Sword?
Oh, lower sword!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Should I use one roll here?
No, because I can roll for trouble on the next two rounds.
But I do kinda want to get covered in.
I'm not I'm not broke I'm level 5 bro like the reason I don't care about making 10 here is because I'm basically making 30 already yes
Like when you have a combat augment or a scaling augment on stage 2, all you need is money.
That's why I open very often.
But it's like, if I have clear mines, I just need to just, I mean I just need to fucking play the game.
Actually, it's great. I actually wouldn't have minded taking the street.
But I did gain a pick, so it's fine.
Oh, it, oh, oh, oh, it's not, it's not, it's not that.
Please, man, please, no, I can't, no, I do not want, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Woo, I mean, I'm not going fucking to one Cosmo.
Like, what the fuck is that?
I mean, all right.
Uh, I need, wait, I don't have a Camille.
Wait.
Hello?
No Camille? I mean I could play... I mean I could roll once for Charm here and G.
I mean, can I, I can't even uproot the...
It was, it was buy and then sac three and then make a gold.
Ah, shit.
I should have just bought it anyway.
But I was worried that it killed my fucking door at first, even with this positioning.
I thought I would win this round, I think it's my last turn to be able to...
I mean do I even want to play Coven? Coven on 3-1? I don't even want to play Coven.
I have Caitlyn 2 that I can play around in-game.
Caitlyn 2 with a crack.
I might as well roll for Charm I think.
Eh.
Awwww.
I'll at least see the fights, let me see.
Add one to your win streak.
Since there's a 4 streak in the neutral, what the fuck does that do?
I don't even get how much we were playing this though.
I'm basically just playing one unit down.
I didn't have to prefer to win this one though.
This is with its 2-stringed neutrals.
Wait, they give me 2-stringed neutrals?
And then, if I lose rounds on next stage, I can probably still catch up, like, 85.
Oh, this looks pretty good.
Like, tell me right now I'm not fucking locked.
I, uh, I believe...
This is the cup I placed higher than 31st.
Just wait.
You cannot clear my non-neutralize, it's just saying.
Clear combat.
If I fight something that's level 5 or level 6 and I kill all of them, I skip the 40 here
by the way.
This is legit the game.
Oh, this is the game.
I can't.
GG.
Can't! GG! I mean, this game is over.
Oh, this game is over.
I just skipped a 40. And my board is crazy.
It's not even my board is good, it's not even my items are good.
I'm like, I can slam all my items and not even feel bad about it.
I mean, I don't really want belt overflow.
I mean, I'm not gonna think that shit.
I don't really want Bell Overlord, I already have 1 Warmong.
But I just need some armor and more.
I mean, I can invest to try to go fast 9 with Clear Mind.
Can I get coming back?
I mean, it's not even worth going for Components, I'm not gonna farm shit.
Okay, now I just go to 9. Yeah, I don't know what to take the anvils because I
don't think the ornate anvils with that go down front line and then also I don't
have an open component like the value of that augment is that like you can make
an item but I can't even make a fucking item so I might as well just sit here and
stack these rounds because I'm gonna stack two anyway. Can I get coming back in? I
I can actually cash out a little bit and I just go past 9 to put my mind to place the invest in
and now I just play towards like Draven, Elder Dragon, and D.D.
I mean I probably lose every round anyway
because none of those comments actually contribute to my board.
I mean it does, but not really.
I'd much rather have invested than fucking 6 war mobs, or 3 war mobs.
I already have the war mobs.
Basically it doesn't do anything, I have no armor, no MR, nothing.
Another Nidalee.
Am I just playing like Juggernaut, I mean Bro, like Nidalee's not actually good.
Should I just lock?
I'm not actually good from this spot because I'm pretty sure I should be building Draven
items.
I mean I could lock.
Lock Yarenade.
No.
But what if there's a Nidalee?
No.
Yeah it's fucking useless.
It's legit useless.
I've cracked an IE and then since I took no items, I'm not going to use it.
I'm not even playing for, uh, what's it called?
I'm just playing for Fast 9 Draven, the Elder Dragon, and what else?
Miss Nidalee too, because I'm not really in for a big...
Oh, no, it's just three bills, so it's actually huge.
Draven? Elder Dragon?
Plus...
I mean, I've seen a lot of metalkier.
Alright, nice.
It was literally too...
I mean, this literally too doesn't do anything.
I mean, I'd probably go for it on Kerasol, because I mean, it's still got something,
but, like, it doesn't actually do anything.
I'm just playing towards, uh, I don't know.
Zyra, is that good?
I need to hold this subtle crowd.
Should I just lose a roll?
Probably.
Because I am probably just playing...
I mean no matter what with these items it's Draven Elder, yes?
Instead of that it's zero items.
Alright, I'm 8.
I need an item augment on my last augment, or I'm complete-each.
Draven!
What?!
He's got two shop rerolls? Fort-free?
I think I won the round though, what the fuck.
Actually, wait, maybe he didn't do the most damage.
Nope, he did the most damage.
He's a...bro, he's getting a scaling, man.
And he's trying to go fast on it as well, man.
I mean, I'm way richer than he is, so I'm probably just gonna have driven two other two.
I mean, okay, who, like, if you're playing the same board, whoever has the tankier Malkai usually wins.
And, and I'm in a spot where I'm expected to find a Malkai pretty early.
Yes? Yes. So, if I don't find Malkight, I'm going to start bitching. I just need a,
or not Malkight, Malkai. I just need a Malkai to get some stacks,
and I'm gonna start bitching if I don't see it. All right.
of
I don't want to play Kog'Maw on my final board, but...
Holy shit, I almost won this, man.
Ah, you idiots.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't know why you mark on crap, because management doesn't do anything.
All right, when is perfect interval was not even a time for interval like I just need like
level nine with like some rolls and like let's say like 30 gold with the rolls no not 30 like
50 40 gold 40 gold I mean I can't even take another econ I need items or on me
Give me some items!
I mean, I go last sister, so I don't have to build fucking the Cognomial, adapt to play
around BF, and that's pretty good.
I probably shouldn't pump again because...
I might as well just play Cognomial for now, there's nothing else to play.
that I don't have, I mean, Kraken Lassacer, i.e. Adaptive Frontline, and, I'll just be
at this for now, fuck it.
Uh, how much money?
Is 4T even perfect?
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I mean, I need components, but this is a lot of gold.
Should I just use one of my rolls and just buy any charm here?
I'm probably all in next turn.
HA HA HA!
I can't!
I cannot!
Oh, I can't!
Oh, I can't!
Oh, I can't!
Alright, and I just ended this run.
Oh wait.
48? Wait, 10? 58? Oh, it's not even a proper interval.
And I'm not gonna have enough gold because that was re-raided double e
Where's the other guy that's trying to go fast now, where is he?
He's a dragon. Oh, we sold it nice
Because I'm pretty sure he's the only one that's gonna test me or win here
You're still healthy don't send it. I mean I still hard just sending it here. I'm more
I'm I'm rich. I'm more than rich enough to find elder dragon in what's it called here, man. I
Just need to scale my mouth. Hi hit the mouth. I do the games over I mean I basically have to survive
I mean it doesn't really matter, I still have one roll, don't worry, don't worry,
Don't worry.
I'm not playing cannon this game.
I mean, even if I lose another round, I should still be two lives, which is really good.
Don't worry, don't worry.
I could actually go Hunter if I'm playing Sivir, which I'm not.
I should just go...
...Stirac and finish the third item then.
And there's an Ash and then a worthless ass Gnar.
Is that good?
No.
Okay, I need to find one of Elder Dragon 2.
I have a fucking... I have a fucking Cinderling on my board, man.
I'm playing Five Grits Beast.
Two Juggernauts, Five Grits Beast.
I don't have a... I don't have a Mew Mew.
Oh God.
Oh God.
I also don't have an Ivern.
And I also don't have a Mew Mew.
So I have no anti-heal.
One roll.
I'll just leave this here. I don't think this is gonna get any stacks though.
Which is the problem.
I mean, it's about 2-bit of 90 stacks, is that good?
And it died before all these units died.
I can't.
I'm starting to think it's better to just go elder dragon.
I also need a new one.
Time is unlocked.
Boom.
Hash 7.
Under Dragon 2.
Rockbeard.
Ha ha! This is exciting!
That seems over for sure then.
I don't have a fucking immune though oh wait I have a fucking eluding on my board
oh wait I don't have either here I need an immune
ah fuck it Eric I don't have a trigger soon
I want this one, holy shit, this game is over, oh, this game is over, I can't...
This is a gigabit, like, what the fuck is this?
I can't even...
I need a Moo Moo in Terak!
I mean, it's only a Moo Moo if I find Terak, or it's only Terak if I find a Moo Moo.
Other than just gonna play football on my board.
I have to do one start, I'm not as well still roll between the object.
Another play.
Earthflare, no.
Diana.
I mean isn't it just a mule mule?
I mean, it's fine. Am I still two lives? Probably. Don't worry. Holy fuck. I'm reading Adaptive
Donkor. I mean, it's fine. I can outscale him for sure. I don't have anti... I don't have
anti... I mean, I find a Mumu and then I can drop this, but I mean, I mean, the Loon
Super Deer is not even bad, man.
Uh, what is this, Managen?
What is this?
Pass Speed?
What is this?
This Ivern is also fucking useless, Ike.
I mean, I want to see for sure, don't worry.
Like, that guy is actually, can't go strong.
And then I'm about to just survive until three item
Why is my mouth I've dead before I don't have anti-heal I'm dead I my mouth I is dead
I'm dead I don't have anti-heal I
Ended this game without a single a moomoo by the way
If I find one of Mumu, it's just for con and some dog shit gone.
Oh, I mean, not great.
A Mumu, a Mumu, a Mumu, a Mumu.
One of Mumu, this game's over.
I mean, I actually hit my board and like, I mean, whatever.
Great girl down there.
Geez.
What a fucking joke.
A Terek 1.
What the fuck does this even do, man?
It doesn't even do anything.
I need to find one, I mean I could have played like Shen Lillia.
I could have played Shen Lillia I guess.
No Elune, no Ivern and then I played Shen Lillia.
Shen Lillia cannon.
And then I just play Rakan.
I mean probably.
I mean there's 10 of them gone, I didn't see a single one.
But I all in on 4 or 5 and I feel like when I all in there's not even fucking, there should
It should not be 10-1.
Aloon?
I mean, I have, my entire board is upgraded.
It's not like Kedin does anything with no iBurn,
or no Inferno, and no items.
It's, I, I,
I should have upgraded aloon, but I mean,
aloon is actually good.
It's just DR for your board.
And I should I should be holding chandelier for sure though
I but I feel like I should be able to find one copy of a mumu one I can find it
Oh, I mean I'm looking my Majesty. There's a mumu in every single game. Oh
The entire lobby is a mumu in every single game. Oh
It's because this dog-ass company doesn't introduce a five-class fucking defender
And and I'm just sitting there with rock pair the entire game because there's no five-class defender. Oh
The fucking defenders are fucking ran this I mean Shen is not even bad
Like I mean I should have played Shen Lillia this game, but I mean whatever like
Just because I didn't hold Shen Lillia doesn't mean I'm bad like the game plan if I find one of them
We don't have just win this game. I have no fucking anti-heal
My cannon doesn't do anything. My loon is just fucking 7% DR bottom. My Ivern doesn't do anything either and
Then all I have to do is survive until three item Draven and I win the game
Because I would move last whisper to
I'd move last whisper to Draven and then just go three of them over there again
But I just don't have I mean my bad, I guess
I mean that's all part of the moomoo I mean I don't even know like okay this
set is actually amazing but I I don't even know how they're going to solve
this problem like how is it for the entire set this a moomoo unit is like a
giga legendary it's not even a fucking forecast like how every single comp in
the game wants to play a moomoo every single fucking comp how is that allowed
Surely there are some alternatives.
I don't know, I don't understand how the fuck, if you play Aphelios, Nidalee, if you're playing Aphelios or Sivir, let's say you're fencing like 5-11 in Nidalee.
No matter what, you want to hold the MooMoo.
Yes? If you play Fastime, you want a MooMoo because you go MooMoo, Kennan, plus Mount Guy.
If you're re-rolling like, actually, I mean I guess, I guess R.E. doesn't play MooMoo.
But I don't think that's a comp anymore, because I have not seen RE played ever, and I'm not,
I mean, it's because RE is not even RE anymore, it's just executioners.
You just play RE and the executioner work.
Like, I feel like the RE Morgana comp is complete dog shit.
And that's your gig of high-rolling.
I mean, let me just see, Spellweaver, I mean, this is Ari, but I played a MoomooMile guy.
A Moomoo?
I've tried to do, so I probably have a MoomooMile board.
Oh, I couldn't care less about what fucking LCS name.
I actually hope Shopify Rebellion win.
They need to make forfeit and spryke and playable without emblems somehow.
Mmm, yeah.
I mean, I do think Shen Lillia are underheld, for sure, though.
I mean this game is like not good though, like, I, like, this, when you hit a moomoo
2 on your initial roll down on 4-2, isn't your game like, unbelievably easy?
Like, I don't understand, this moomoo unit is, it's like, it's unreasonable.
It's actually unreasonable for him to have these traits and be this strong.
Like, it's legit unreasonable.
You don't have to build Anti-Heal, it pairs with Kennen, which is also really good.
But you rolled four rungs after you went, yes, because I'm rolling for Elder Dragon Maokai.
Surely I can find one copy of Mumumu.
Surely the game doesn't have eight players on it?
Does it have 8 players in a lobby rolling for the same fucking 4 costs?
So all 10 can be gone on 4-5. All 10.
What?
Like isn't that actual just...
Like don't get me wrong, the trait web is really good, this set.
But isn't it actually fucking ridiculous
that all 8 players are rolling for an Amumu?
Like that has to be ridiculous. Like that's actually ridiculous.
And I, in most of the time, assuming you hit another frontliner, you would much rather just end the game with a Moomoo 1 on your board than playing like Shen 2, Lilia 2.
Cause her synergies are just too good. Or her hits. I mean Moomoo's a guy, right? I don't fucking know, but whatever. That's not the point.
The point is, there's a movie unit that is too good for the traits that he has.
I'm actually kind of down to bold, Varus, because I have a colleague called Maul.
I have a Karma.
Yunari game?
Yunari game?
I mean, I do it through Yunara.
I need like trade sector or or something really high roll.
I don't even know why I'm on Southern Plum on here.
Oh great.
I mean I know Lucky was four gloves, but then if I miss on this I'm just gonna start bitching
I'm sure they can't be some folks.
No karma.
I don't even mind losing.
Oh he's a boring option.
This is boring?
Isn't this kind of exciting?
Because the thing is you know this like you would never take this if you have the angles by the way
But I cannot I can I mean isn't kind of because you can you're actually allowed to play like a flexible board
and then also the reason it's exciting is because if you you can pair it with like jewel Lotus you can pair it with like
You will notice
And like I guess radiant relic like the radiant glove I guess I mean just you'll notice
But then if you hit you'll notice it's like really fun because you can actually just you can play anything
I think I'll start streaking the moment I get my my third TV okay I mean don't
I just run everyone over.
I am going to play stage two.
I'm just sitting here waiting for another glove.
Just wait.
Just wait.
Just wait.
I will be playing stage two, just wait.
I have Shriniiko here, like I natural one of these upgrades.
I natural something, like natural Yorick two.
The moment I natural Yorick two or cally two.
Oh, I will be fucking playing aboard.
These guys are gonna get completely fucked.
They will get fucked. Just wait.
But until I, I, I hear both, I'm not gonna commit to a fucking win streak.
Like why don't I just lose three rounds, get the glove, and go triple TG.
And then play up a BoBF. See?
Well I don't wanna lose.
Okay?
Okay well, I'm sitting on-
Okay?
Okay, I mean I have one more turn to hit something good.
I mean I just need the natural one copy, just one.
Between Akali, Rakan, and Yorik.
It's one gold man, okay, well I want the one cost man!
Is it, I, uh, no.
Ugh...
The moment I upgrade one of these three, just look at my board.
Just look at my board as soon as I upgrade one of them.
And then now I'm probably first pick.
Yeah, I am.
And then now I'm first pick, May 10, May 20.
Oh, I'm down 15 HP!
Oh no!
How much HP do I save having triple fucking TG vs 2?
How much HP do I save by actually having a board on stage 4 and winning one fight?
I'm not going to tend loss this game. Just wait.
Do not go glove. I mean, he's not going glove. He has to have a hundred plus one.
Jay!
Jay!
And then, a natural one copy.
one copy and then I need go something else I buy natural this I need go a
front-liner if I natural a front-liner I need go a colleague and then I slam
triple TG and it's a fucking guaranteed your fault and then I hit nothing
Can I two win here?
Can I even beat this?
I might as well just stay level 4.
If I fight this guy, I'm just going to make sure he gets put in the fucking dirt.
And make sure you can't kill a single unit, fuck you.
Alright, and then next turn, I'm not even kidding, this is one of those games where you
can actually roll on four.
Like no joke.
I don't even mind rolling once or twice on four if my trauma is shit.
Because the amount I spike by just upgrading these dog shit units is a guaranteed 10 streak.
Okay, I mean surely I can find something man, okay nice
And now, look at my board!
We made 10, we made 20!
And now, this is my board, level 5 making 20.
Oh, you're down 15 HP! Oh no!
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Look...
At my board.
Why don't we just make Econ?
Yes, why don't we just make Econ and as soon as I actually hit some upgrades and I can
contribute to my board, we fucking send it.
I
How do I get ravager on my board
Oh
one gargoyle
I'm pretty sure I'm just always playing with situations here actually
we also don't want juggernaut
ED, I mean that's really good, I'm probably going to play Ezreal this game
these are some good items though
I'd rather just play Chovernaut Warwick. Is that good? No. I appreciate it's always
this and I just have OVF. I'm voiced after some shit.
Yeah, I rolled like way too good items, so that's why I'm not making the gargoyle and
teaching you.
I've rolled fucking one box gargoyle on my tg.
I can't.
Yeah, I'll- I'll- I'll give it later.
I don't even take that, like I don't need more than 3 TGs.
Because I need to itemize Malfight and I need to itemize my utility.
So Zyra is going to be holding Moistap and this is my Malfight.
And I just TG all the fucking garbage.
I could also go focus fire with the TG.
Low key.
I mean it's actually not bad.
Because then I can just end with Unara and then I'm always ending with Ezreal.
I don't really like Celestial Blood, I mean I don't like Glast Cannon, I mean I can also
go Gold but I'm pretty sure Focus Fires are really good to take here.
It's not good later I guess but, Gargoyle Visage, that's fine.
And I can just end with Unara 2 on my board, or I don't have to end with Unara 2 on my
board but, is this tankier or not?
I'm just trying to think of it somewhere as long as the clone.
Alright, and then something, okay so I'm gonna TG Ezreal, Yunara, and like Kennen or Soraka,
Gargoyle and then Void Staff Zyra.
And then now I have focus fire on you Nara, Mastai and Akali for the entirety of mid game.
I can't. I can't.
How's it looking? It's like I'm broke as fuck.
I mean this is a focus fire diff for sure. I mean it's all gonna just really good if you're
actually clean AD. And then like I already have Unara too so why don't I just like play
Unara as well. Especially since I'm poor. Yeah. I use cost pro. I mean why the fuck would
I clean put my game here? Why would I clean put my game here? I can't. I can actually
go this on bramble back and tg the bramble back yay or nay bro it's good but like I
don't even know I can't be I can't be gone and also I don't even know what's
strong as I lose juggernaut from my fucking frontline you've recombobbed it
into fucking I have to cross man that's just my game I have anything to hear on
I call these dead.
My Yi got 1v1'd by Warwick.
I mean this guy just recombined.
What one cost did he have before?
Enami.
What one cost did he have before?
Rakan.
Great, man.
Oh my god.
This Build-A-Bud is just a joke, man.
It's actually a joke.
Fuck you.
OBF.
Oh yeah, actually isn't it not,
isn't it actually last whisper?
Yes.
Who the fuck is holding my last whisper?
Hello?
Cuz I'm playing Ezreal as Xerar
This Sivva? Oh, yeah, actually I can just...
I mean, I don't have to play executioners, but I probably do want to play executioners, cuz...
What is this?
I am broke. I am fucking broke. I'm broke.
What is this? I mean, I have to be institutional.
Okay, I'll just leave this on venture now, 32 to level.
I am broke.
Alright, what's the plan?
I'm very, very poor.
I lost?
How can I lose?
How can I lose?
16 to level.
I mean I lose 2 gold but then I can win this round but honestly, I'm already on 2 lost
whatever.
I mean this is actually what the game looks like when you don't fall open and you don't
quickly go on.
But it's okay.
because i'm pretty sure i'm stable on that one start here
last whisper you have
i like i'm gonna run out of it as well
It's from mine, my G.E.S.O. is doing it, my point is so bad.
Uh, okay nice, I mean, 70 HP, my fault.
I am broke.
I mean, I'm playing towards executioners.
I'm already having an R2.
Rod Belt if I don't hit Kenan, I'll fight.
Oh I need to win this round.
Oh, I need to win this round.
This guy's only all in.
I don't care, like, I mean...
I'll be up there on cloak.
Hopefully I win this round where I'm each.
Game 3 gold.
My frontline died instantly. I'm fighting for all the other guys that are so weak man.
Actually I don't know if I'm strong on this side, but he's carrying Varus.
Maybe I am.
Yeah, maybe not.
Aw man, and I mean, don't I game 3 gold though?
Yeah.
Oh wait.
No, minus 3.
And now I'm broke.
And now I'm broke.
I mean, I can also just play by-siver.
Oh, booster pack, I'm not broke.
I'm fucking bad, QG.
I see the removal, that's pretty good.
Is there better items than I can make or not?
I mean, I guess I can make Morello.
Does that have cannon?
Alright, fuck it.
I mean, I'll have to get into this game, though, right?
That board is fucking crazy.
It's actually crazy.
Triple TG, two of them on executioners.
Uh, wait, what's the- where's my third TG?
I have any more frontline.
My frontline right now is a mouth bite.
One.
With a gorgoyle you can't say.
What the fuck am I even fighting here?
Oh, he hit a Mumu 2. He's infernal plus one and he hit a Mumu 2.
Actually, this is pretty close considering he's Ezreal 2 fucking a Mumu 2.
You can't say this is not close. This guy is strong as fuck, and I barely lost.
I mean, would you look at that. Another game...
where I don't have...
a Mumu 2.
My bad.
I'm fucking last pick. That's a...
There's actually not that many gone, there's only three gone.
Wait, I can actually hit a move-to here.
And honestly, this stupid guy's not polite.
I can actually play RE2 as well, Loki.
I mean, a 0-2 is actually good, Loki. Not really, because I hit.
I can play Elder Lux.
But I mean today's executioner is like mandatory, it's legit mandatory.
And I'm going to have one, two, three, oh great.
My frontline died in one millisecond, I'm sorry champ man.
I mean, if I hit a Moomoo 2, I don't even have to play Malfight.
I mean, I can't hold this. I mean, I need one Malfight or a Moomoo. I booster pack and can't find a single frontline unit.
Oh, faithless one. Great, man. Flexible if I'm branching out into booster pack.
Why would I lose a silver?
I don't have a moomoo too.
I'm playing a moomoo or a silver invite.
My bad, I guess. Maybe next time I can hit a frontline upgrade.
My bad. I've focused fire and this guy is the best fucking last-miss from Reload Holder. Why would I ever sell someone?
It makes zero sense. Legit zero sense.
Also, by 2 is actually good, but I just don't have a single frontline upgrade, man.
Both of these fights are just... I don't have a 2-star frontline diff.
I don't get it. What the fuck is this?
And there's not even that many of Moomoo's gone. I mean, this guy just found one. This guy has three already.
Now there's four Moomoo's gone, but I mean, I feel like I should be expected to hit from this spot.
This is, I had booster pack by the way. I had booster pack.
Hog jam.
At least my items are good I guess.
Totally lost.
All right, thank you, man.
He leaves.
All right.
I'll allow it.
I will allow this one.
Fucking dog-ass game, man.
Legit dog game.
Flexible branching out URF.
If I win this way, I'm actual Thanos.
It's not gonna win it shit.
This guy looks alt. It did an alt.
What?
I mean, if I lose this round, it's completely doomed, is all I'm going to say, because I'm
I'm pretty sure this manachese on Ezreal has to be broken.
I just have looting thoughts.
I lost with that.
What?
That Morgana just dumps her my entire body.
My Ezreal is dead!
WAH!
I win this fight, I can actually go forth by the way.
Okay, I have a question.
Shouldn't this be, like, removed?
Or no.
How are you allowed to flexible into URF?
Is that really allowed?
entire board just gets another fucking more HP and
I mean I could have one rounds on stage four and it's probably a top board even
with that amount of fucking but too bad I don't hit my my two star fucking
frontline until 5-1 when I already lost the entire stage and I clicked econ I
clicked econ on 4-2 to not hit a single fucking frontline upgrade there was three
Moomoo's gone, and I'm just sitting there with a Moomoo Pear, Mouth-Bite Pear, the entire stage, the entire fucking stage.
Have you seen Legion of Threes in Luxe Galaxy?
I thought they banned that.
Wait, didn't they ban that or no?
I mean, I know some interactions are banned.
Like, for example, you can't flexible the trade tree.
I got it yesterday.
Well, that's an interaction that should be banned as well.
But two bad variety games, what's on it, 8 p.m.?
Yeah, they're not very competent. They probably clocked out by now, honestly.
Like, I, like, I don't understand. I don't know. I, I, no.
Spreading roots into like, URF, threes of Legion into spreading roots like, I shouldn't,
shouldn't threes of Legion into spreading roots out like, be banned as well. I saw that legit,
like, 10 times yesterday. Like, when you get that shit, your board can look like complete
giga ass but it just doesn't matter because the amount of combat that you
get from that combo of augments is like it's unreasonable it's fun though yeah
it's really fun for the rest of the lobby when you load up into fucking
flexible branching out urf I just I just saw his board and yeah I can feel a
single unit
Legion and Earth should be locked from other giga emblem augments. Yes. Yes, you you are correct
They they they ban some of the combos and then they just they there's like the reason it pisses me off is because it's like
They like the fact that they banned some of the combos means that they're aware it's it's OP, right?
But then there's so many of these fucking broken-ass combos that are on par with what's banned that's just left available
So it makes it look like they're not aware that it's just fucking like egregious
Like for example earlier today, I saw someone with with well, I mean prismatic destiny the inter trait ladder
Which is like whatever that like that happens all the time, but
Then you have bonus gifts
What? Every fucking time he cashes out, he just has a chance to prompt bonus gifts every fucking time.
And then some cashouts have more than one gift as well. How is that not banned? How is that not banned?
He's level 950 gold on 401. Don't worry though. We caught flexible in the spreading roots. Don't worry.
Don't worry, we caught that one.
But the other fucking 50 broken ass interactions, and yeah, nah, that's fair game, whatever
fuck it.
Holy shit, I just tuned in.
I think FlyQuest are getting eliminated from Worlds' convention.
Holy shit.
Is Kajal still like hate watching FlyQuest?
Or does he not really care?
yes bro that is fly question holy f***ing oh yeah I mean I saw I saw the apology thing
but I mean that doesn't mean like he has no right to still hate watch but yeah all right
Well, I'm rooting for Shopify Rebellion to win against Lyon.
Even though I'm pretty sure that is a legit 100-0.
But I'm still down for it.
How did that creep me?
Spread workout for you.
Not good, man.
Not good.
But I was, I mean, I broke even because I was on the over.
I was on over 43.5.
So it's like whatever.
Yeah.
We're not good, not good.
Game is very bad.
Like, I'm down to just click all M-Alogments and just coin flip the game.
Because Riot Games doesn't ban these fucking broken-ass interactions, you click one button, you just instantly win.
How do you only talk about gambling when you're not talking TFT?
I mean, I talked about football, and then I get harassed, and then I see Jackson Dirt as the top three fucking quarterbacks in the league,
and then even the YouTube guys just went out of nowhere and just started fucking flinging my ass.
Yo, stick to fucking TFT, you dog!
I mean, these football takes stick the TFT. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Jackson D'Art isn't even a top 20 quarterback in the league. You stupid as fuck!
Bro, ah.
Bro, name two other quarterbacks better than Jackson D'Art. You fucking can't, man. You can't.
The guy is the goat.
He is the actual goat.
Nope. Not rage rating. Josh Allen, Loki, he's a demon. Mahomes, that guy's ass. Lamar,
I'm a Lamar fan, but Loki's ass. I mean, Perti is legit him.
Loki.
Stafford. My friend calls him Statpatford.
That guy is fucking ass. He wasn't ass five years ago, but he is currently fucking ass.
Michael Zayn. He won MEP last year, that's nepotism. Did he deserve to win MEP there?
probably not. You have your wide receiver is proven to cool off. You're going to look
good regardless. Even I can throw to that guy. That guy will fucking teleport and catch
the ball and then TP again into the end zone. No cap. Wait, maybe I'm gonna play this, uh,
wait. Okay.
What, what was the board? You like roll for like Ramus or some shit?
Also, I think there's a bi version as well, but...
And then what's bits?
Like, Rabadons?
Rabadons?
Plus what?
Oh, shit, it's kind of an exciting game.
I'm not contested, right?
Ooh.
Uh, Rabbidon's Gumbly Guard Breaker.
Uh, okay.
I mean, I'm not just, like, a little, like, yeah, I mean, why don't I just go fucking
triple run and I'll figure it out?
Why? I can't. I'm pretty sure the Remus one is better. I can actually hit that shit.
No, Gensu's ass. Gensu's legit ass. No way we're killing a fucking Rod for dumbass
That's Kinsu, fuck you.
Alright.
What's the board? I saw this on Reddit.
I mean, I can probably just put in the player and figure it out.
Or not Reddit, I saw it on Twitter, I think.
I think it was like...
Oh shit, I think that was like Ramus 3?
I forgot! Oh fuck! I forgot!
Also, I just realized I'm re-rolling in this galaxy, GG man.
I mean, my board is complete dog shit, so whatever.
I'm looking at time, because I think this comes actually good.
What is this? Oh fuck, okay, I'm gonna look stupid, but...
Alright, thank you. Aw, how do I do it again?
Holy, oh.
I mean, that's crazy because when I play this, you motherfucker, when I play this, when I
play fucking Defender, Cassiopeia, and I don't hit a single Lillia the entire game, they
say it's expected.
Because you shouldn't be playing a 4 cost and a fucking 3 cost reroll comp.
Oh, that's weird because this three-paste we roll comp has to work off on it. Like I mean that's fucking weird
That's weird
It's that on triple decap or wild. Uh, yeah, I mean this game. I'm probably going. Oh
Yeah, yeah, I'm probably going decap. Oh, yeah, I'm probably gonna grab another one on the void staff
These are my 3 Eats.
Why does Voidstaff not already slam?
I need Voidstaff eventually.
I need to get some front line items, I need...
I was told like...
Wait, is Crownguard bugged on Rammist?
Or no.
Like, why?
Like, when Desik tweeted it, like, why do you say Crownguard is super important on Rammist?
Wait, there's a spat on her in the Z-Ear.
I mean, I'm down to take this, but what the fuck does spat do in my comp, other than
an execution plus one?
I mean, it's on her in the Z-Ear, so let me take it.
I'm last fake.
I'm fucking last fake.
And it's on.
And the chain's on a one cost, but I have to go chain on each.
Oh, I don't get it.
He scales well with AP.
Alright.
The infinite cast with Crown Guard.
Okay.
I'm about to chain.
That's pretty good, right?
Your end is nigh.
Alright, I need, okay, Gargoyle, Crown Guard, plus one probably.
And then I'll move the Void Staff to some idiot eventually and go either Gumblade or Guard Breaker.
and then and then I mean does this is your drop a fucking nuke I don't even
investigation in but I'm pretty sure this is your drops a fucking new yeah
it does
what the fuck holy shit alright well that's pretty good
One auto is just straight up 500 damage, at a 0-1 with no execution room.
Can I go 3-star Yorick as much frontline or not?
Probably not.
Dumbblade!
Yeah, I'm definitely sitting here with a rod for no reason.
I think I'll make him to double wrap it on.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
8 amp 1 mana gen.
SRB fly I mean get fly or fucking ass man bro fuck like less
Jay, oh my god, bro. No, zero is too cool man
Now this unit's cool as fuck
Um, alright.
Alright.
Where?
Oh!
Oh!
A Rammus!
I got more fucking I got another boat. Oh my gg
GG
Okay, I mean
Okay, I could go GS and then Voidstaff some idiot. Yeah, you're an A.
Okay, is Titans good on Rammus or no?
I mean, I don't have a single frontline item. What the fuck is this?
Aw.
Alright, I'm not just forced to stop every game. This unit is cool as fuck.
It'll stick, 4, 6.
Oh wait, is Executioner plus 1 good on this comp?
Probably right.
And it's half, oh wait, I mean that, wait, I giga-eyed, I mean probably, I mean, what,
I mean, what would be bad?
Alright, what is this, Scuttlecrab 2?
I can go for Executioner, is that even good?
I mean right now I'm playing I mean I I mean surely it's gonna have to I must
play this okay how to play fiddle stick
All right, uh, 28, it's kind of expensive, oh man this guy has a zyra and an easier man,
What the fuck is this?
Oh, he's ganked a lot of armor, uh, first shield.
Oh, it's this, oh, it's this shit he gains.
Oh, that makes fun.
This guy's 5-2 for Zyra, Arbendo, I mean, this guy's giga Thanos.
But that's okay.
I need...
Our next turn...
What, 18 seconds?
Gintsu, I...
I think even the iron players that fucking love Gintsu and think Gintsu's still going on a valios for some reason
can recognize that Gintsu on his year is completely dog-jigged.
I mean, just look at the stats. It's like plus 30 delta. It's legit trash.
It's legit gigatrash.
All right, well, hopefully
Some units are alive, but I mean surely.
I'm pretty sure after I get Gargoyle here, my board is actually really good, right?
18 seconds.
I got three rolls, that's pretty good.
It's purple and that's her 12th level.
Nice, and I was going to try and return.
Ooh, victim of statistics.
Oh, why is it bad?
It's because, oh, I mean, if it's early game and you have
nothing to do, I'm not sick.
It's because when you pop out, you gain 150 AS.
Like, if you go to Builds, if you go to Builds...
What the?!
Why does it just randomly redirect that?
Okay, I need to stop pressing that,
but why does it redirect me?
I just missed a Rammus with a Garboil.
I have to go fucking adapted helmet.
Oh my god.
Okay, lowkey, can I ever end with Malchi?
Is there a board where I can end on Malchi?
Or should I just play 3 execution here?
I'm in a 9.
Oh my no.
This could have been a gargoyle, man.
No, no, and now I'm 8.
Because I do have execution with plus 1.
Azir, Delta, I'm not.
OK, honestly, you know what?
No, you got me.
You got me.
When I have Voidstaff, Rabidons, Rabidons,
instead of contributing the frontline, let's make a ginseng.
Let's make the ginseng, guys.
Let's just build the fucking seventh fucking damage item before some fucking tank items.
Minus point one delta!
E-Tai!
I can't pro it.
Uhh...
Uhh...
I'm gonna have zero with yours.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure I actually want to play this Malphite or not.
How many stacks?
240 already?
Okay, since I have 0-0s, am I allowed to just pivot?
Or no.
Like, why don't I just play like Juggernaut fucking...
My Malkai has so many stacks, man.
And then I found a Zyra.
But I do have four ramps.
Okay, let me see if I natural in the Xeer in this shot.
I mean, it has 400 stacks already.
Like I can just play four juggernaut
and my Malkai is gonna be kind of good, man.
But I have one Xeer, one.
Okay, I have 5 ramms, I'm locked. I like fuck you man. Okay, but then how do I play Malkai on my board?
I mean I can play Yorick, okay Yorick, Malkai?
Okay, how about I just, this is my board, and then I just level for 3S Future. Yeah, or no.
Because I'm pretty sure this Malkai is about to be Jesus Christ himself.
Low key
Or 50
Two-star to cost champions
I didn't hit a chemo or just you know
Okay, it's here to I'm done rolling for now
Okay, honestly, isn't this already better white what the fuck is it?
Yes.
Ground guard adaptive.
And I go for red buff plus gargoyle or something.
I go like red buff plus like gargoyle and then I'll get 3rd I know eventually.
What the fuck happened to my board?
Well I'm not going- I'm not going no fucking fucking Sunfire Cakes when I have an open bow.
Fuck that.
And that's GFs is actually good, but I was told GFs is bad.
So then I'm just gonna go red buff and then I'll get a 3rd damage I know eventually, no worry.
That's me it?
I can't-
Well, that's not good.
I was hoping for some like morello or like some broad item, but instead I got uh, I guess
whatever.
What the fuck?
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Oh
25 amp for managing
Holy shit.
Alright, alright, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, what?
Alright, well, I found the compound I'm just going to buncher, this is cool, so...
Okay, but I'm pretty sure you actually need this augment or no.
Like, I mean it gives you an azir and it gives you a rod, it's just G.G.
What's the difference between... maybe I can farm some shrooms.
Four Managen, 25 Amp, I mean, I'm...
It's another...
I think I have zero items on this idiot.
Like if I stack this on AP items, I can actually eat Teemo and then Trio carries Soraka.
But as played, now I'm broke.
Also why do I have three...
Okay, also I need, okay, I go red buff here.
I mean, okay, it's probably just red buff to GS
and then this is my build.
Rabbidons, Rabbidons to GS.
And then I go red buff here.
And then what do I do with chain?
How do I use chain?
I can't.
It didn't also get me, idiot.
Why are there so many idiot ass plants here, hello?
I'm getting stung by the trees, man!
Wait, it missed! Too bad I still lost.
I'm lost, babe.
There's a Rammus with a Chain, but I mean honestly, I'm not the ticket Rammus.
I can't get the whole.
Let's say I have Ravidons, Ravidons, Zer, Rhyo-Idom.
It's probably gonna stay...
This is a Triple Ravidon, Scarbreaker, Gimsu, then Bumbley.
I mean guard breaker oh Jesus is very bad. I didn't know it was that bad.
I'm not trying to go without it.
Okay, I mean, it says Kizu is better than Ben-Ben-Ben-Ben-Ben, than what's it called?
GS.
But this is, I mean, Ravadon is probably the ultimate, Guardbreaker is also good, Trumblin'
is also good.
I'm gonna see what's realistic about these two, here I am.
Yeah, I can probably play for salvager, right?
Triple arcangel. I mean, I could actually just like not buy... oh man. Also, this is my...
I might as well just like actually go for salvager.
two sort of three hot champions all right I can't
how many removers do I have I mean I can just bounce it when I hit Ramazuri
Alright, uh, hopefully I win this round so I can sell.
Alright, I'm 12 of a Bramance, 12 of a Zeir, and I'm about to get better items here.
J?
Man, I'm fighting Maury, man.
How long is it attacking my...
...you motherfucker?
I can't!
Nice, can I make?
Alright, and then...
Now I just hit a 0-3, Rammus 3.
Uh...
I'm not gonna look at that.
Uh...
And then I...
Okay, I need to make sure I save the bounce.
Okay, so I have three...
I'm gonna have three reviewers.
I mean, voice up here,
but I also need to move adaptive off of this, and I also need to move Voidstaff to this.
Ah, shit.
Okay, Bow, Red buff. Oh, God. I mean, I need to make Red buff. Is QSS good?
I mean, QSS has me better than Voidstaff. I have so much AP.
Like Red buff QSS. Alright.
What the fuck's going on?
And I'm not gonna bother buying this.
I can make 20.
Oh god.
I mean it's red buff for sure, yes.
Oh no, this better go- you better go on Rammus 3, you idiot!
Also I could have went Gargoyle on this, but I guess it's fine.
Oh, no, this better go- you better go on Rammus 3, you idiot!
Also, I could have went Gargoyle on this, but I guess it's fine.
I'm a nice.
And then I move, adapt- oh, so I have two removers move adapted to some idiot.
Okay, if I have a 0-3, isn't it actual GG or not?
Why would I suck?
How is Phyllis useless?
A 3 out of Phyllis is useless and I'm gonna give HP to my Azir instead of Omni- or instead
Not reaching
One roll for a zero and I just go zero I can't roll where are the azir
Where are the azir oh
My god this guy has three
I can't, probably got brought over by dog shit.
Alright, I mean, alright.
And?
Is this guy dead with his ear or no?
Oh, nice, okay.
I mean, this is pretty good, I'll leave it in this.
One roll for his ear.
And one roll for his ear.
Oh, god.
Oh, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
of
I can't.
Now I can.
If this is what the fights look like, oh, I shouldn't. If this is what the fights look like, it's dead.
I decided to just murder my entire family.
But if this is what the fights look like with a 0-2, what's gonna happen when I have a 0-3?
These guys are fucked!
Okay, there's...
Uh, okay, it's...
Oh wait, well actually there's a 0-0 though.
Aw shit.
No, no, I had to go 0.
So I mean, if that's what you say you can sue, I mean, it's supposed to be a guardbreaker
then
No, I mean I'm already top four man like I'm gonna play for the fucking win not going
like who the fuck is using hodge no one fuck you all right all right
And, and, oooooh, save the remover, watch this.
Oooooooh, which means I actually could, let's actually use the removers for this then.
So I put a fucking gargoyle on the taunt unit, let's do that.
And I'll just watch out this area because I don't really know how to...
I can't!
What happened to my tires?
You know it's cheaper levels Galaxy as well.
I'm starting to think this comp is fucking broken.
I mean, depends on the matchup, right? I think it's like Auri Morgana, I guess it's probably pretty good.
But against this matchup and this matchup, you'd rather just kill them faster.
That's why I mean, this is like no sample size, though
I am how is this unit put to sleep for three years
I mean, if I hit Zyra 2, this game is for sure over.
I mean, that's what the fight looks like when he's full streaking.
Oh wait, oh spreading recent to URF.
Yo, well played man.
I was just talking about this shit.
No, you're really good.
Well played.
Click two buttons GG.
Like I don't even know how that shit's even allowed.
Well that's not good for me.
Is there already player or not there isn't?
Alright fuck you guys.
Ah shit, I just realized I need to uh, I want to give this a better item right?
Alright, let's move it. It's fine.
Awwww
In Valkor.
Oh, I'm gonna play 3 Summoner.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
I can roll with 3 Summoner as well!
Aw, shit!
Wait, I'm pretty sure 3 Summoner is even better than...
I'm pretty sure 3 Summoner is even better than 4 Executioner, unless it's Kenneth.
Yes? Oh god, okay. Wait, who are the Summoners other than Mama Beak? Oh, fuck.
It's Dead and Sealed.
Ah, shit. Your Rick, Mama Beak.
Okay, also I need to make sure I don't miss a Unara.
okay there's a your Rick I mean this fight is
I'm pretty sure it's a giga thousand year old I actually is much too now
Wait, I just realized, if you don't have Executioner plus 1, and there's another Executioner,
if you don't have Executioner plus 1, are you playing 3 Executioner on 7?
You fucking piece of shit, fuck you man.
Oh, now watch your shit.
Are you putting 2s of future on 7 or no?
I don't get it.
I'm just gonna keep my fucking this guy alive.
And Managen? No, I have no charm again.
Okay, that's probably not even better than that, but I'm running out of gold.
Uh...
His Ash...
Alright, nice. His Ash is probably gonna attack over here, so I should be chilling there.
Holy shit. Oh, this cannon is shitting on me.
Okay, at least it didn't hit over here, that's pretty good.
My dude is dead.
It is not in the 1000s, you know.
I mean, it's not reasonable, like it's cheaper to use being just look at their boards, man.
Just look at their boards.
Complete is not...
He's level 10 with 6 juggernaut, 2k HP on 3 item Maokai, 3 item Zyra 2, 3 item Blossom
Lux 2, and 3 item fucking Kennen 2.
Don't worry, we're out sustaining them.
We're getting Kennen.
We're out sustaining Quadruple Carry.
Gumbl8 GG!
What?
Oh my, I like to throw it.
When you play these comps,
just turn off the tactics not tools, man!
Just turn that shit off!
I had bow, tear, rod, rod, rod, rod.
What am I going to make?
I'm going to make my three fucking frontline items, or carry items.
And then I can move the void staff eventually.
And after I have these items,
I can... I think the difference in build- I mean you're never ending the game with Voidstaff anyway, but the difference in- like don't even look at the Delta, you just look at the placement.
If you think you are losing less than whatever the fucking difference in placement is, then when you build 8 fucking carry items to chase your base...
I think if you ever go into a game and you load up the Stage 4 with one tank item, I
think your average placement is in the 7th.
And I'm not even sure that's an exaggeration.
I genuinely think on average, if you are going to Stage 4 with one tank item, I think your
average placement is probably in the sense. I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to do
when your your front line just gets one bulleted by middley and your entire board's gone.
No fucking backline business saving your ass. You're fucked. You are fucked.
I don't care what the fuck the stats can say. I would I'm willing to make a fucking giant
dumbass slayer, if it means that I can load into stage 4 with 3 item azerior and potentially
3 item tank.
I will take any fucking item on azerior over not having even a second tank item.
And it's even more so when it's making your third tank item.
You cite Delta when it's good for your...
Can you quiet a little?
You've been very loud.
Oh, sorry.
Alright, can you guys stop fucking rage baiting?
Because some people don't even think that it's rage bait.
They sit there and see, oh, I looked at the stats, man.
It says Kintsu is better than...
Or it says Completed is better than Kintsu.
What?
How?
What?
How am I supposed to make a Completed game?
And how?
I can't.
I can't. I can't. I'm not, I'm not allowed to. I cannot.
Because you, you have to start, you have to start allocating your, your resources to other
parts of your board. You can't just only go for one fucking unit.
Like this, this set is all about duo and trio carries, man.
You can't just itemize one unit and be like, alright, bet.
You're gonna get run the fuck down!
Sexy raid. Sexy has not raided anyone in his life. Stop saying Sexy Raid.
He doesn't even know how to raid someone.
He doesn't want to make another streamer's day, because he's a bad human.
me. No scam, no pivot, you not a re-roll bucket. Would I ever click that in tournament with
of these items. Fuck no! Fuck no!
Probably wrong.
Alright, what am I even playing this game?
I mean, I have to make something.
I'm probably just going to try to fast-sign with this- I pretty sure this game is actually
pretty good now.
No theme.
Alright, this actually looks like, I mean I'm level 4 making 10 with Gromp 2, Kabugo
go to and I mean if I make morello and I have to roll an eight I mean I guess I
would just play
oh wow the fuck I found the fog me out oh shit we might wait this is a fast
time for sure
who the who can I lose to
Wait, my board is insane! I mean, who the fuck am I loosing here?
Shit, front line, man. I mean, it's not even that bad. Vi is, like, definitely outperforming...
I mean, I'm pretty sure Vi won't do the same tankiness as, like, Rakan did. It might not
probably tankier than Yorik 2, but I mean, Vi is like, basically, I just cheated.
Now I 5 streak here, I high roll a little bit soon, and then I 5, and then I, I streak
on, and then I 10 streak, and then I click econ, and then I 4 won it, or 5 won it.
Oh, if I want to tankier than Yorik 2, wait, really?
I feel like your two is kind of tanky because the idiot spawns in like the dumbass ghoul.
Oh, which items?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I'm in a chain vest.
Does that count?
Okay, let's go ahead and put the game.
Let's not do that.
I think I will be, I think I would rather FF than click that one.
Okay, I buy these.
No, but the thing is if I lose Scuttle Crab, it's also really bad.
I can't.
If there's a Scuttle Crab in my shop, I'm kind of down.
Actually, even then, I don't even think it's even worth it, because on the options I lose
Gromp.
But then on the options I lose Gromp, there's also a small chance I can get better.
What's a better Recon Second I should get on my board?
Cassiopeia?
Hey
It's your morillo. Oh, yeah
It's like by two is not even better because they have no damage. That's you here, maybe
All right
Holy shit, I was about to click no scout, no pivot, and hard force unara.
What the fuck?
I mean, look at my slot.
This is looking like very, very good.
Oh, what?
Oh, wait, there's two cloaks.
Alright, well this spot is looking illegal.
It looks like I won this game already.
Probably just slight roll a little bit on E if I can't skip to 9.
And I'm probably just angling towards like already Morgana, but oh
Sike
It's no ceiling on the ship
It is scuttle crab to those I'm kind of scared
But I like this outskills this for sure. He's no crack and no ginsu
Oh god, this is looking kind of scary
I can't
Hey, actually you said yesterday you're going to bed then I saw you playing TFT on Spencer stream
What's up with that question mark? Yo, God forbid I play off stream my bad man. Sorry
I'm gonna have to try to beat me, but I'm gonna win anyway, so I'm just gonna AFK, have
fun positioning your board is ass
I'm in this dog-ass fucking trash can.
Uh, get the 5-street gear? How? His board is so bad. Oh wait? Oh, oh nice. Bye my bud.
I mean your board is fucking terrible. You don't even deserve the 4-street gear, man.
Add what to your win? That was his 7 win in the neutrals. Bye my bud.
I need a P, but I need a B40.
Don't shout!
I just got all gold, or I'm just gonna go down there and throw my gold, or give me all gold,
It's actually so bad, I'm already rich.
Nah, GG, just FF.
So I was actually good, and then now that I get all this gold, I'm just gonna lose my streak because I have zero items.
Where someone else, like, completed item and build.
Imagine I get completed item and build instead of fucking gold here.
Like, I'm already rich, man. Like, what the fuck is this?
No, rage bait.
Rage bait, man.
I need a P.
Oh, oh, I can close the door. You're right, I had to keep.
Okay, am I just coming to fast time, there I am, like I'll just hit W Con and just
Just uh, just give it straight to nine.
I mean it was like, I wanted items here, but uh, yeah.
I didn't get items.
And I don't really want fucking Stan United.
I think I will be going...
Oh, actually, this mayness of my inner world's back to perfect.
So I can actually nine on four or five this game will be.
Or no.
But I mean, isn't it like an insane bad beat that I- oh, close the door.
Isn't it actually an insane bad beat that I don't have items here?
Like, I didn't see an item augment, and then my gold orb dropped me gold.
Like, isn't this game legit terrible?
I don't get it.
This guy just has fucking war bombs, blossom, GA, Hodge, JJ, and I'm loading up with a gargoyle
more alone like if I lose it's not because my board is it's worth I mean
my board it's cuz my board is worse but it's not because my units are worse it's
because my items are worse okay I mean I I mean I beat a level five hog
jamp man
it's legit off like this gold orb but like this gold orb will actually just
I just swam my placement by like 2.
It's not actually that good man.
You think I'm every...
Oh, great, I lost something.
But do you ever think I'm going to hit rock 2?
That shit is a myth.
It doesn't matter how many rocks you have, I guarantee you I will not hit rock 2 this
game.
Like, this shit is a legitimate.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, I'm lost.
Wait?
You should focus on having fun. Honestly, you're right. TFT is all about having fun, you're right. My bad.
I mean, how can I have fun when I'm just sitting here with zero items?
Legit zero items.
How else does it have fun?
I don't get it.
I got nothing.
I'm not, I can't make double Gargoyle, I have to go BS her, but I really don't want to make
a fucking GS, that doesn't do anything.
Bring your spirit.
This is a GS diff, perhaps!
Get the fuck away, get the fuck away.
I mean it is, alright nice.
I'm a level 820, so I'm probably just 8 on perfect minerals when I'm 4-5, but I might
actually 5-1 at this game.
It just depends.
I mean, last comment, last comment, legit has to be, legit has to be items or I'm uncontested
giga-eight
What the fuck is Momma be planning?
Buy two?
Holy shit.
Calculated the last 250 charge cash out.
I don't know if I'm gonna happen this one.
Okay, I mean it's fine.
I mean, okay, at least I have 10 streaks.
This guy, uh, he's 2 lives, 250 charge cash out with a combat, and he's more than enough
money to roll over his board.
I'm not even that rich because I can't I mean I have the nine on four five but I don't think
I think I'm ever going to outcap this.
My arms are actually really bad.
GSMR, oh man. I think that's something bad.
I got a full show, that's pretty good.
I mean honestly my arms are actually fine.
Okay, honestly my arms are actually pretty good.
I mean, okay, the problem is I have to end with a...
I have to end with the copy meow on my board.
Which is... fine.
I could have actually held the Sivir then, because I can play...
I mean, actually, don't I just play the normal AV board? I just play this.
I already have Taric and this.
Okay, I'm actually done.
What am I drinking? I'm drinking a...
a diet Dr. Pepper...
cream soda. Oh man. I mean I could just fight one in. Honestly I probably will fight one
I just click items here.
Wand overflow, bronze, I mean bronze or like, what, wait, I mean I could have go Spatch,
no.
I mean, is there like, I mean how, I don't know, I've never played AP bronze or life.
Is that playable?
AP bronze or life?
Is that even better than having two rabbidons?
Alright, that doesn't do anything by the way, because I will not be hitting that ever.
pretty good. Wait, really? What's my board? I mean, I feel like the AP has a lot of flexibility,
but I feel like the AP board is like you actually play like some miracles. Kind of.
Okay, I'm going to 5-1 at this game for sure, like a lune 2, re2, but the problem is I'm
I'm never going to hit Melchai.
Ah, shit.
Eh, probably not.
Is Gromp actually a good bigot? No, no, no.
I mean, look who I fought. He's going fast, I think.
He's money monster, no prismatic.
And I think he was carrying a fucking Caitlyn last turn.
And and and he's all a 50 just just as well. It's you fucking it was always quick man. No, I can't more gonna to
I shot does that is win. I mean probably does but what's actually good with Milano to
Shades
Okay, nevermind. Okay. No, it was not good
Okay, let me see what I have on board. What's on my final board? Probably this. These four
plus, and then I just flex the next five. One, two, three, four, five units. Alright.
Probably aria loon though.
Uh, okay, I'm kinda gonna go, I mean, I want aria on my final board anyway, but
I could actually go spark and then drop the cock meow as well, and just play like full legendary.
I mean, it's probably just a lux.
I might play an ash, but it's probably aria loon always, and I'm probably am playing ash.
Should I commit a remover?
Oh, I'm gonna lose anyway.
I mean, we'll get to make this fight, maybe.
I'm gonna lose anyway.
Whatever, let's just hold.
I mean, I actually don't mind playing Cogmaw this game, I think.
Uh, like, Ivern probably won't play now because of this game, like, some random ass lucks.
Okay.
And that board is, uh, very long gone.
I think these are just for testing cause the X is the forward.
I think the server won the game though, like he's calve lost 250 charge cash out of the combat
but maybe I can outcap him, I don't think I am
and I don't think so, he's making 10 as well
Okay, let me fight him now, because I don't think I'm going to beat him even post-Iroll now
Eh, I mean does that rock too? Maybe?
I can also play set in R.
What is this? Adapter plus...
Okay, at least I fought him now, because I'm never gonna beat him even post, and give him a lot more than that.
This guy legit has so many items, he has two items on a fucking cog now!
What?
TG, Gargoyle, Breville, Crown, Sterak's, Hodge, IE, Redbuff, Hodge, DB, Shogun, IE. What the fuck is this?
I mean, catch on to 250 and have enough gold. I mean, it's actually kind of lower than you hear it for this too.
Because I'm pretty sure you can tell Gauts 10 lost.
I mean, he went out for sure, man, fuck. Oh, hey, fuck, you sure hit it.
I was gonna go Spark, but if I go JG, even Trout, I mean that's fine. I want JG on this, fuck you.
Don't laugh. And then I would just like call them out of the work.
But if I go Spark I have to make fucking Guardbreaker with no JG. I don't think I'll be doing that.
Even Trout is a tank item. Even Trout is a tank item.
I can just play claw on my board, I'm just not the one on my board.
A Loon is way better than...
Other wood blocks...
I don't try other wood blocks.
Solar... I don't have an A Loon.
How do I not have an A Loon?
Excuse me?
I don't have an elite.
It's way better than stupid ass Ash's E-Loydom.
said his way came here and this is like what does this rocket mean?
No, fuck no.
I need a comment on this turn, though.
Hold my- what the fuck?
Okay, I just played a Loonover Blossom and this is my board.
I'm pretty sure I need to get, I need a mana item in 3-0-1.
And that rock is not in here, but rock is better because it's CC support.
And it's in my pool again, so I'm going to lose to him always.
Two people full streak.
I mean, there's an Elune, but I mean, I can also
avoid stuff and drop the Cogni out.
I'm gone.
I'm going to literally do something.
OK, and then now I just put Elune on my board.
I need a, but the problem is, you want items on Elune,
but I need one mana item.
And then my board is fucking crazy,
I didn't see a single fucking loom.
It doesn't even do anything.
I mean, I can double-sull and play fucking Naruto, is that good?
All right, I uh, I don't have a single alune
But my board is fucking crazy, it's actually good, but it's way better if I had a loon too
What I got killed by cause six to oh
Wait this guy's a loon to on seven he has a loon to on seven
What the fuck?
If you swap sides, I'm beyond 8.
They said I might be beyond 8 anyway.
It's coven cash out.
Yo GGs everyone.
Yo GGs.
Alun217.
GGs.
Fucking god man.
I went fast nine to carry Ari anyway.
You fucking piece of shit man.
Also I get one mana item and then I go Void Barolo on this and I go Shoujin or Shoujin,
Blue buff or adaptive, GS, Bravidon's on a Looney, and then Void Morello on Morgana,
and then Shogun Bravidon's JG on Ari, and I can actually beat that guy. But my carry is a fucking
my carry is a fucking Ari, fast nine, rolled that much gold and I end the game without a Looney.
What a fucking joke. What a fucking joke.
I run two is good. I run two is good. It is very, very good. Or, if my gold orb just
gives me items, I just win the game instantly.
A lune two on seven, where he was giga dead. He was sitting there carrying the fucking
Causics for the entire game, but he hit a lune 217. I think they double-confested Causics.
How? The cop is fucking trash, man.
Yeah, they two-wayed fucking Causics. I remember when he used to think subs.
TFT Disco.
Nevermind.
I don't get it.
Like, you know the guy with coming cash out?
You know how I said he won out?
Like he loaded into the game on 4-1 with 18 HP, and yeah, I mean that's crazy, he didn't lose a single fucking round for the rest of the game.
Like bro, this Coven shit, like bro, 250 charge with Calc Lost, like 250 cash out Coven with Calc Lost, you just, and you know, he must have lowered his roll down, because he actually ended the stage with one of Helios.
He ended the stage with one Abelios and still went out.
Like, it's actually insane.
Three item Nidalee, three item Abelios, three item Tank.
Like, it's actually disgusting.
It's legit disgusting.
Yeah, like he has so many items, he has two items, I'm fucking problem now.
And it doesn't help that I'm playing already into a Nidalee Cullen catch-out.
I'm tired.
I have to stream...
When does global play modality?
I have to stream another 8 hours?
Am I making it?
I don't think so.
Double Econ 10 Strict Zero Lune, yes.
But that's not even the thing, because I had to survive until the third item, because
Lune is like whatever.
But I actually win this game if I make it to like one Shogun Blue Adaptive, because
then my itemization is like fucking broken.
Shogun, Rabidon's JG, like a mana item plus GS Rabidon's on a Lune, and then Void Baralo
on Morgana.
And then I would be the catch up for sure.
Yeah, I mean, you would actually have an awkward plan.
Hozlix Azir.
Alright. Alright.
Chain cookbowl, that's actually not bad. I have no rod, but it may be fun.
40 Reunion fast time.
I mean low key my items are actually good, chain cloak where I'm going.
Would I ever click this in tournament though from this slot?
And I feel like salvageman is also good.
3 items.
It's a vagar game, I got a fucking Bramble rest.
What the fuck are these items?
Is this a reed reed?
I got a fucking chain chain.
Oh, oh, thank you.
This causes unit is not what it used to be.
This is just sad.
Alright, nice. Okay, if I can, if I can evolve this causes twice, I'm pretty sure the spellweaver
or execution or evolve causes is legit Roman. But I have to evolve him twice.
I don't really want to level, but I also need to hold this Unara. Chain quote, chain chain.
I need to hold this Unara though, because if I can evolve this...
Okay, what's his evolve?
Wait, how does he have 5 K-Towns in one fight?
Oh, it gets to count summons.
Oh, he killed Rengar.
Oh, he's evolved.
I'm losing Egon, I'm gonna just hold this, I mean I'm just, I'm 3 executioner on 2-2, 2-3.
I can't.
Gargoyle Bramble Bow.
Gargoyle Bramble Bow.
I got more takedowns.
I mean that's pretty good.
Is this summoner or what is this?
I'm gonna run around and remove it. Honestly, I should probably just sell the pair.
I'm gonna run around and remove it. Oh fuck.
Cause I salvaged him so it's like, you can always like kinda fix your items, maybe.
The charm?
Yeah it does.
I think that guy's already...
If you have a spellweaver, you can just play the Malphite board with closets on your board
and you can also just not play Fiddlestaraka
and then you just play R.E.E.
R.E.E.
Zorik
and then you just play...
and then you find a TG eventually
and you just give it a TG and it also does stuff
I don't know, maybe it's not anymore because it's dirty
You are too, I'm out of self-scuttle crab, maybe even a spot I can let you know, I can
Let you know my like after what's it called
Can I play the nidalee I'm an adapter I
Can let you know
when
On drugs like my spot is amazing right now, but my items might just I need some rods
Oh, I just need some bow or not bows. I need BF Rods or tears or I can't play the game
Yeah, I don't know how like I need something
I can right now I can play anything, but I need something. I
Hope oh, I mean Italy like I could easily play Italy with two expenses like I'm not holding this shit
But there's actually a decent chance I play nearly this game
But I think right now I'm much rather angle towards AP
because I can just evolve these caustics for spellweaver executioner and I just like trio
real carry cannon arey
uh like siren maybe
oh nice
oh shit
oh man i just scammed
oh shit
lose two gold for three gold
alright i can't
Lock. Locked Nidalee? For what? Fuck the Blossom Charm? Let's just sit there and triple
lock Nidalee until I make 50. For a unit that I probably won't play until stage 30.
At the minimum. If I want to play Nidalee, I'll roll for Nidalee, and if I don't hit
Nidalee on 4 or 2, I mean it is what it is. But like right now, if I don't get fucking
I mean the mumu doesn't even do anything and I mean you know why doesn't do anything because
I'm never going to hit a mumu too but honestly having one of mumus already a win.
I'm holding this for sure that's a lock.
I'll be holding this one and if I can't hit Econ I'll just fucking hold double valzance
I guess.
I'm pretty sure a moob will always be up on a ward.
Uhhh...
The fucking world is as bow in a B.F.S.Sword, it was all middle east, not really.
I'm broke.
What the fuck?
This is a Blossom Charm?
Oh man, I can't even level this turn, I just want to go to 10.
Oh man, I can't even level this turn, I don't want to go to 10.
How is this a Blossom Charm?
Bro, this Amumu is so expensive, but it's kind of fine, because I'm probably just always
I can't even see who I can fight or not for this game's ass.
Alright, I'm just going to level up for a boomerang turn.
I think that is way tankier than a moomoo at this stage.
Herbs grab a bag.
Is that good?
The sword overflowed.
That was sword unit?
No.
Hold the line.
I'm not thinking of holding the line necessarily, no.
Baron's lair, is that good?
No.
Sword overflow.
Is that good?
No, I have no holder.
Oh, that's fine.
Oh, Bronts for life, oh wait, it's Bronts for life.
It's like I have no holder right now.
Eh, fuck Bronts for life, man.
RSC, Donkhor.
Okay, I'm playing Soraka for sure.
I got a tier which is also good.
Gone core, what's it called?
I'm not going to show you in the Zerah, fuck that.
Alright, and then now I just play towards the Soraka, mate.
The Soraka.
Alright.
I need to at least there's a red unit in my board. Is that good? No. Oh, this is really good. Oh
Oh
And it gave management. Oh that oh that is very very good
Okay, I mean my sorokas will just sit there and spam old but I need to I need to make it to Soraka though
Riot wit rock
No, TFT is really fun
This shit is really fun.
Alright.
Aw man, I have a fucking bramble vest against, against, against Magor man.
GG.
I think I'm about to get, I'm about to get stunned when I kill the stupid ass plant.
I need this win. I am broke. I am fucking broke.
I mean the business of Shogun Ramadans plus something,
Donkhor.
Donkhor, GS Red, and then I have Tiers of Shogun,
Tiers of BF, and then I go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
There's a rock with,
Am I contested? I don't know. Let me see. I should probably live in the same.
20 to level.
I got another boat.
Aw, I mean I could go voice up and not level, or I can just...
I don't know how low the level is. That was pretty good though.
I mean I'm not isolated at least that's pretty good except my what's it called he's dead
I can't be good
With his unit we also he has oh shit he also has Diana T wait
Holy shit not this unit is not what it used to be that is kind of sad I could win this
Fuck I can't
I mean, I had to win that round.
That one round, it just makes this why I make 40, and then if I win this round, it's GG,
lowkey.
I mean, I can hold set R-E, but lowkey, I don't think I'm ever itemizing R-E the same
with Donkour, so I'm kind of down to just not even hold this shit, and just fucking put
the fries in the bag. I mean, Donkour on Soraka is actually good. And I fucking hate Soraka.
This unit is fucking legit awful, man.
I want this?!
No, okay, I mean he's level 6.
Oh wait, oh wait, he's 30 gold level 6, what the fuck?
41 level 6, alright.
Oh, actually if I hit a Looney, like okay, the thing is when you're 9, it's 4 executioner
actually better than a Looney, or no.
I mean, Donkorto Loom fucking sucks, but uh, I mean, it doesn't even suck that bad.
I mean, the thing is, there's no way you're ever getting 2 else also, it's pretty good.
Everybody do have three mana gen!
Uh...
Fold ward.
I got another Moo Moo.
I got a full Ravenons.
I can't.
I have three rolls.
of
the
of
Well, I'll just roll over to you for now.
Jay!
I'm not one where Forger just made my game actually easy.
I'll blink with how many AP units.
Three.
I'll just do a Q or something, especially okay.
Okay then.
What a beautiful dream is life.
I mean, how much do I want to roll here?
How many moves do I have enough?
Oh, I measure this.
I need to go for, I mean I need to go GA, I'll probably just roll for Charm, big 10.
Look at this Soraka.
Holy fuck.
I can't.
Oh wait, I can't say I don't know, but I have to use the river, and I don't know this anyway.
It has- it has three Managen fucking bingis on it.
I mean, I think Adapt is actually better.
But then I'm- then I'm stuck with BS words.
I mean, I'm pretty sure Adapt is better because I have the three Managen.
Does it- do I gain an extra Managen because of that or not?
I mean, I don't really want to sit here with- I hit a Google 2 as well?
What the fuck?
I don't have...
How many removers do I have?
I'm healing orb so...
I... maybe I'm not supposed to eat this idiot.
Oh shit.
It has zero items and I don't even have a furrow in.
So fuck you.
I can't.
I can't.
Uhhh, it's probably been good in this lobby.
Yeah, it's fine.
I should have just taken it, man. Why did I not take it?
I'm not gonna go GA, it's fine.
Why did I not take it?
I might be stupid.
How much DR is Zyra?
I like to love this thing even existed.
Increase to 10 if 6 or more plants are alive.
I was over 10 with my board.
I feel like I'm gone.
My Malphite died with a bramble vest?
Psych?
Killin' Orbs?
I can't!
5-3 rolls.
What the fuck, bro?
I missed Malphite 3.
I used my Golden Eagle on this shit, man!
No!
Okay, if I have some rolls, yeah, fuck it.
One roll, fuck it, okay, nice.
And I could move items, and I'm right out of the movers.
Okay, I don't even know why I'm holding this shit, I'm gonna be honest.
Actually, I guess I'm gonna use one gold.
Maybe I can pressure them to hold this garbage.
No
No
Oh, I did
I mean, no one's even a spot to deny me.
Bro, should I just roll an 8, then I'm pretty sure I'm expected to hit it here, like, very
often.
But I wonder if I'm guaranteed to win if I level up for Kennen.
Am I guaranteed to win?
I don't have fucking voids that you piece of shit ass game. I mean, oh, I have spark
Let me see if anyone is holding the mouth fight.
I'm not going to just throw and if they hold, that means they're probably stuck going for
it.
I mean I'm looking at these fights, I'm pretty sure I'm guaranteed to win.
kind of too because I can I can still go three at a desire to as well and then if
they want to roll and hold that they're never gonna cap
Oh, this Soraka...
Holy shit.
Re-managen, Donkors, Shogun, Ravadons...
I'm about one off.
I'm pretty sure I can carry Azir, high key.
I'm pretty sure I can just carry Azir.
I don't know how much it gives, but I'm pretty sure it's a lot.
If I go Gumbly, Gintsu is here, I'm pretty sure he's still here.
Gintsu, Gumbly plus one.
And then I play Malfight against Prestivin, so I 50-0 him, and against everyone else,
I sac Malfight so I hit him with a 1-unit loss.
All right.
Full BF.
I only have one remover though.
I mean oh man I'm giving him a one-unit loss what the fuck is this
Wait, can I frontline this is here or not?
Probably.
Oh man, I gave him- Wait!
I just gave him a top four!
What the fuck!
I just gave Preston a top four!
What the fuck!
I could have faked the Otis ass!
I could have faked the Otis ass!
I could have faked the Otis ass!
What is this?
Also, I'm kind of down to get some more black door units on the board. What is this?
I mean, surely this can take it, right? I'm not stupid.
I'm pretty sure it can.
It can?
Alright, I mean it's a lot.
Also I'm pretty sure his Void Staff and Morello is not even attacking, it's not.
Okay, I don't even know why I'm coming why do I have company I didn't know this you have
14k health.
Bro, can you FF?
He's probably just gonna try to roll for like fucking...
Some bullshit.
I just hold this and it's all this why am I even holding this
There's no rod.
How is this guy still in the game?
What is this?
Learned nothing.
Uh, yeah.
I mean, you guys, I mean, yeah.
I mean, isn't it just, like, not holding the Nidalee?
the Nidalee. You learn not to hold Nidalee because you don't have to commit to Nidalee from that spot.
You can just see your items. And then after I hit the dog core, I'm just committed to fucking Soraka.
I mean, even if I did hit Malphite 3, it doesn't really matter, right? Like, I was going to win the
Then the slobby will kind of do as well.
Mouth wipe.
I'm tired.
One game low roll, another game pure flake and hyrule, no.
Some of us are bad at the game that we can learn nothing even when we're watching the
goat of TFC.
I eat whatever, sure.
Fuck you.
I'm tired.
Not beating the win-trade allegations with that pressman top 4 approach, trust me.
On my life, I would do anything to send someone else top 4, even if I'm like risk, like it's
unsportsmanlike.
If, if pressman can lose 10 LP there, I will do it every single fucking time.
I was, I was looking at my pool and then I wanted to play this fucking sack Malphite
3.
And I just gave President a perfect loss.
And then he top forward.
But if I had a Mouth like 3, that guy would not have killed
a single unit and would have died instantly.
Ah!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What are the stats of Adaptive on Soraka Donkor?
I'm going to go to the previous patch because it's probably not of symbol size.
I know it's Donkor, but that's a fucking lock.
Is it even better than...
The thing is, Shogun kills EF.
Oh, it's not even better.
Wait, does Soraka cheese in auto when she ults or something?
That's the only explanation, she must.
When she ults, I think it's the same thing as Shogun in Italy.
These are the stats, it actually must mean that she cheeses in auto with Shogun or no.
Boncourt doesn't give you mana, it reduces mana.
Yeah?
Boncourt makes mana 15.
Okay.
So adaptive, oh, but that game I had the three-managen mod.
Does that matter, or not?
But yeah, I saw the three-managen mod from like a Blossom Charm cash-out or like a Blossom
Wisp, and then, and then I saw Donkour, and I kind of do this game, and it was like this.
That shit was ulting every millisecond.
Auto-intervals are reduced when you have one auto-catch compared to two auto-catch.
Oh, okay.
I'm tired.
You are not tired.
Oh, I'm tired.
But I need to watch my talent in this.
This, this, this is...
I'm pretty sure I would rather play
the three emblem galaxy than scouting party.
This scouting party shit is fucking cringe.
It is actual cringe.
Like, I mean, I just hope I hit sparing roots, I guess.
All right, good luck.
Three people hit sparing roots and I don't.
So, uh, I guess I'm just playing for Horde at best.
Fuck you.
Also, I just realized I haven't had spreading roots on 2-1 in this entire stream.
Alright.
Spreading roots.
If not spreading roots, straight-lack.
And I will just rip...
I will just rip URF.
Uh, 3's a Legion.
branching out and just pray I hit fucking 3's a legion into URF, in fact I'll even fucking rip cookin' pot!
Cause maybe I can just uh, Hyrule fucking spreading roots, and trade whatever the fuck, in URF later.
I mean I'll just rip anything that has like some fucking dumbass emblem synergy cause these guys have riot names.
I don't know if you're watching at Riot Whitrock.
I can't bury them.
You're not just dumb.
But uh, but uh, there are some, you guys disabled, you guys disabled some broken
augment combos, but some of these augment combos are very, very broken in the fact that you
are disabling some of the combos but not all of them is inconsistent and I don't appreciate
that.
Respectful.
I appreciate...
Ooh, Legion of Threes!
Except there's also bonus gifts.
But I'm pretty sure I'm- this is actually a bad beat.
Brawler plus one is that good?
I mean, I can also reforge the garbage, but I should probably wait for the next...
Reignar?
I can't.
I can't.
Oh, am I just playing the Master Yi?
region of threes the mastigy and I give a report here I'm done just carry you
ring over the whole game all right well I want a game I can't and then I have a
lot of ways to just win the game instantly
Oh great, spreading roots, you're really talented, fuck you.
And...
Is, uh...
Is Brawler still based on the money or not?
I think they did change his emblem, or...
I don't really know.
Why did I not love this route?
Where? I have no juggernaut? How? Nothing? No brawler, no juggernaut, I just got garbage
in my shop. I mean, it's not even that OP unless you hit, like, straight from its next
Then you just have three units with three vision of threes, but even without that, I can just play a
Let me actually go see if I if I'm playing rain guard
the mastigy
The Krug the Vi and it surely is using them. We were and let me just look really neat
And we're in a ring guard and then let me add brawler plus one whose brawler plus one isn't good on is it actually is it actually on
No, it's plus Delta
And then who wants to put it on?
There's not a sample size.
Oh, it says it's just Dicious Garbage Assemble and you just put it on Stupid Ass Middle.
And if you don't put it on Stupid Ass Middle, you just Dicious Assemble and put it on...on Vi.
And then if you don't put it on Vi, you ditch it and put it on Rengar.
Alright.
What the fuck?
If I lose this round, obviously, what's the best for Brawler Yi?
Is it G against you?
For Brawler Yi?
E, diesel?
I don't remember, and it doesn't really matter.
I'm back in with Rangar. Oh wait, you're right.
Usually, oh yeah, you're right. If I'm playing ADE, oh you're right. Oh, because I'm playing Rangar.
Oh, you're right.
Whatever, I'll figure out my items. It doesn't fucking matter, seems over.
The Cognow, is that good?
It is Legion of Threes, but...
I can also just level for...
Only because it's Legion of Threes, because I could also just level for the Scuttle Crab.
uh...
uh... tear
the master
is that good
uh... i i i think i think i will allow it
Wait, when did they change my Brawler emblem?
I mean, I think the stats actually said Brawler, like, here, I'll show you.
Like, I mean, I think there's like probably one item set where Brawler Yi is actually better
than just playing regular Yi.
Where is this shit?
Don't piss me off.
Oh yeah, like, I think if you actually have 3-star Vi, 3-star...
Like, you wanted to actually put 3Ms and not a fucking Brawler emblem on it.
All right, well I'm not gonna kill the tier with the chain and then I was gonna go over.
This Rengar is gonna have 5,000 stacks by the end of the game.
I could load up with Mastery 1, and I think these guys will get run the fuck down.
Legion of threes on my entire board.
Full windstreak.
700 fucking takedowns.
Walk up.
Auto, auto, auto.
GG.
Why not reforge here and save Vest for GA? Why don't I just save my reforger and just make the fucking tank item that I'm gonna need a tank item regardless?
Oh.
Oh.
When you... so me, can you be... I'm... okay. Listen. The items are not going to fucking matter
this game, because I have Legion of Threes on my entire board. Okay, I'm not... I didn't
finish my board on them. Okay, I'm gonna have Legion of Threes on my entire board, and then
Then my Rengar, I have infinite tempo so my Rengar is gonna farm infinite fucking ED.
And then...
Aw shit.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm not using it now.
And then...
Wait...
I lose.
This guy's level 6.
I... can't!
Zero gold, lost with Warpath.
And 21 takedowns!
Legion of 3's entire board, Vi, is that good?
Perhaps?
Well, yeah, no, if you ever played against this, like, Ranko version, I mean, I wouldn't
even be so, like, I, like, not at all, like, okay, basically.
I'll do it to explain it.
I'll be tired.
I can't.
Alright.
I mean this is the game because I don't want to level this turn, I'm kind of poor.
But I also don't want to lose, I'm looking at these fights, I mean I can't even level
for a buy because I'm like this guy is 4 defender.
Okay I actually think I actually, no I can't, no I can't, I can't.
Bro I can't, no no no I can't.
No, I can't. I'm down to just half of the street, fuck it.
Like, I can't go to 20, man. I go to 20 here, I'd rather FF.
Alright, now I just fell for love.
I can't.
Like, I'm probably gonna lose 3,500% of the time, cause I'm probably gonna 3 or 4-1 it.
Krug 2 Leblanc 2 Shogun Arc Krug 2 Subfire
Fuck you man
I need some Econ
Mmmmm this is not really Econ, fuck you
I'm down for rolling for days
I'm also kind of bad for Pandora's Bench, and I think the only thing that's better is
that I can roll for Boston from every turn of the stage.
Am I upgrading this?
Is your wave really thumbed down?
Is there a Defender player that I have to play it for?
I'm pretty sure yes.
Yes.
This has Gargoyle as well, and this has Gargoyle as well, and then I have to play Blossoms
and I'm rolling once every turn.
Oh, broke.
Oh, actually, wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. I mean, that's pretty good. Rubber bra has Rengar too? No. Where? I mean,
it doesn't really matter. Like, it actually doesn't matter. I mean, he's going to sell
these children yeah it legit does not matter
this game is over it like I'm telling you like it looks like it looks like my
items are bad I'm not making the fucking call me out man
oh fuck I want to go now it looks like my items are bad but it legit does not
matter also is this better or not honestly it might be okay actually what's
it each three of this I mean what is this as magic and how much magic damage
did I do five thirty eight
all right
Okay, it looks like my items are bad, but I guarantee you that does anyone actually think this game's like oh
Yeah, lots of work. Does anyone actually think this game is
What the fuck am I fighting and I also don't have anti-heal I didn't kill I
Didn't kill a single unit what the fuck
What the fuck? Okay, it's fine. It doesn't matter
just wait just wait what the fuck am I even fighting here this guy has a
feeling lucky 30 gold the fuck am I even fighting
and he got six in gold and he's 30 gold I mean I love the seven
oh I'll grab glove I'm not gonna one he was this
If I don't get this, it's fine because I can just go the next room.
I can also go last whisper because I'm not playing Cog1's game.
The items will fix themselves on stage later.
I just make it.
If I make it to these units, it's GG.
32 to level.
Honestly.
a lot of rolls. I'll roll, so I have one more roll left. One more roll left. I should have
should have held the Sivir and played Primal for one turn.
Or, uh, or, uh, or, uh.
Which one do I even go, by the way?
Also, I should have made QSS.
But which one do I even go?
I actually don't know for this comp.
Is it a tax feed or is it components?
Like, is it actually components?
items are shit I could have I could have had like fucking 60 pounds oh man and now I'll
make nothing can hold me back I'm gonna save one rule that's pretty good the first time
you roll this? I mean I don't even want to make the QSS.
I mean I'm pretty sure I beat everyone with this board anyway, yeah?
Cause I kinda want to go even trout the moment I hit Nidalee.
But I should have played Sivir over something and started farming components.
Okay, but now that my Sivir is late, I'm kinda down to Noggle components.
Do I need a sl- do I really need a slam?
Q assist open, there's no way, right?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, who am I talking to?
What? This isn't even close!
What the fuck am I looking at?
This shit's not even close!
44 takedowns, I can't.
You're not playing fucking calling me out.
Actually, why don't I just call them
instead of fucking the croc?
Because I'm going to find set eventually.
Oh, wait! Wait, probably close to what's broken.
The fuck? Because now I can actually hit Vi3.
Alright, and then this stage...
I could go GA but I can also play off a chain.
GA play off a chain, Steadfast play off a chain?
I mean I could go GA or Titans.
I kind of want to chain actually.
R2 on 7.
I cannot.
16 seconds.
16, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh wait.
Oh, holy shit, I got six rolls.
Alright.
I mean, it's not even good.
My Rengar died so I'm getting zero stacks, man.
No, you piece of shit.
I got one stack.
I win the fight, I got one stack.
Ah!
Cybernetic implant, is that good?
Not really.
URF, is that good?
No, I'm playing auto attackers, so it's not actually good.
Max build, rage bait?
I'm not gonna go Portable Flocking.
Bro, fuck, 700 I can play, man.
I can go twice.
No way.
I just hit Hellfire Hat.
Wait, which one's better?
Hellfire or Titanic?
It's Titanic, right?
Wait, it's Titanic.
Titanic's even better.
Wait, it's Titanic, right?
Hellfire.
No, with Brawler plus one.
Hellfire heals.
I don't know which one's better.
I mean I need some attack speed.
Okay I mean I need to check because the thing is the stats will say that it's bad and I
want to gain instantly.
If you have brawler, like if you have brawler plus one, you have to put the brawler plus
one on you, not just like just master E3 at him.
There's no- okay, look over here, there's no Sanctuary.
Oh, it is Hellfire, oh nice.
3.69 Delta, what's this, let me see.
Ginsu, QSS, okay, I mean 3, okay.
Wait, I have this, right? QSS?
No, GG. No, GG. I can't!
It's not actually that good until 3-star, but also like the stats of like these items are
not that good when you like you have to put like okay attack steal 3% of the
holders max health this bonus physical damage but I don't have three star so
what happens when I hit three star and then I get four brawlery I'm just gonna
walk up in fucking one auto their ass and it gets healing I'm just waiting for
charm I already hit charm
There's like some decent charms, there's like the recall shop charm there's...
I don't know what else is there...
I don't know.
Alright!
Alright!
I can't!
I need you in the threes!
I can't!
I can go brawler plus two, they don't have a belt? No. I'm kind of down to try to finish
it. There's not even a bolt. There's a set, that's where we're going. I can play, I don't
to play Krug and spatula elderwood plus one is gone I think that was some part of the
game.
No idea.
Alright.
Oh.
Alright.
I
Here chain glove chain
Rod chain
I need a set though. Where is the set? Because I can play set plus nidalee. I also don't have
a nidalee. Oh yeah, it has to be good. I just cheese the fucking... I'm gonna use this
Also, I think he doesn't have anti-heal.
He doesn't have anti-heal. He ate his, uh, I think he ate his umumu, and uh, I don't think Shen and he heals.
Alright.
Alright.
I mean it just gets HP and then it scales with the healthfire hatchet which is pretty
good.
Bro, should I still go components?
I mean isn't HP actually pretty good?
It's still late.
I'm so hard
Man
Like I might as well just go for crunchy as well. It's Legion of threes
Oh man I think I've lost because I'm gonna I'm gonna have to itemize crud three
by three Rengar three D3 but you don't never have item to call legit never legit
never. It's never going to be itemized. In fact, it won't even be on my board at level
8, because I just have to build anti-armor, and then I just play 4 brawler at 8. But I
I have to build, I need anti-Arma.
How many stats does it have?
That is kind of sad.
Another fucking change list, another fucking rod.
Alright, well I'm either going to have no anti-Arma or no anti-heal.
I think I'd rather have no anti-heal because, uh, yeah, I'm all physical damage.
I mean, I'm gonna drop this at 8 for sure, I mean I can actually level to 8 like soon.
the fuck are my items I'll probably open an army that gives me a component it's
fine I need to make sure I hold one of these stupid add brawlers or some
brawlers
Oh, maybe I'll see how it's done.
Wait a minute, it's Mordek? Oh, oh fuck!
I mean, it's not even good, I'm not even four brawler right now, man.
I'm higher than so hard, I'm going for fucking zero item cronk3 on bench, but I'm guaranteed
ringar3 eventually, I'm 60 HP, and I might as well just play for fucking three items
because I'm probably gonna last us for the ringar, like last us for sterax ringar, cronkard
on that and I'm in the agent of the league as well, fuck it. Now I clicked the HP because
I played the problem pretty late. But yeah, if I have an item rival it's actually me,
but I'm in 2G anyway. How many sets does my ringer have? Let's see if he can carry. How
How much 80 is homeward?
What's 63?
How do I do it?
Why does this unit have so much 80?
There's no way it's 30.
There's actually no way it's 30.
Wait, what?
Wait, how the fuck?
Oh, oh, Blotham 80.
Oh, oh, oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
Okay, oh, sorry.
I mean, 900 is pretty reasonable.
I don't have a single middle-eat. I can't.
Oh yeah, it's just, yeah. It's just, uh...
I think this guy doesn't have anti-heal, oh wait he does but he just died.
And now he has no anti-heal, he's shunned on his board because he didn't find cannon.
Alright, I love you.
Oh, it's Grake!
I mean, he went six, that's pretty good.
This board looks very, very shit.
All right, I'm sitting on 60,000 gold,
surely this dumbass game,
surely this dumbass game can give me one copy.
of Italy and and Rengar and some other stuff
what's the what's the tiger what do you mean is that okay
oh
I don't remember where I have enough I mean I might as well just unmugmardle this
no adapter who the fuck cares man
Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh sorry, I can't this is blighting jewel as well
All right, hello, is someone going to Rengar 3 or something? Why do I have zero Rengar? I
Have three store everything
I mean, I'm not gonna open an armory, because I, I mean, items scale my board way harder
than anything else.
Miss Nidalee?
Oh, fuck, it's not Implanner!
Oh, fuck!
I mean, it's fine, bro, it's fine, guys, listen.
Okay, honestly wait this game though wait wait this game. I understand the adapter is is is good
But because I have no Sunfire is it isn't no three adapter or no adapter plus items on server already better
Because it's a way better last whisper and morella spreader not even cold not even fucking cold
He's right
He's right
It's not even cold
It's not the adapter, plus it do anything man, it's...
I'm actually probably rolling that string because I want to roll for armory.
But I can also just, I could also just throw an 8 and go 9 to hit Ringo eventually, but
I'm kind of down to just hit Ringo 3, I mean, I'm not even going to be gone, and it's not
like I'm pressured.
What the fuck are these items?
Is this some rage bait?
Alright, whatever, are you Rengar?
Sure.
Oh, I have Rift Beast, who is this Rift Beast?
Roll two times and then hold four, three, start, bro.
What do you mean I roll two times?
This is a mouth-eye too, see see?
I'm so- I've been storming 50 the entire game!
Okay, I mean, the only way I can scale on board here is if I hit...
I mean, how much magic damage am I doing?
4.2?
I'm not sounding bad.
Oh wait, actually, wait, can I level and drop Yorick in place 6, uh...
Okay, excuse me?
Can you FF?
Why is this guy still in the game?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
How does he expect to win this one?
This matchup is legit terrible for Cassio Pio.
Because my mastery is sitting here scaling, like it looks close, and then my mastery is
just sitting here non-stop getting attacked, from, from, uh, I mean, yeah, and I'm saying
like it looks close but not really
aahhh legion of threes
legion of threes, Master Yi
and then I hit
is that the best artifact you can hit?
on Master Yi?
let me go to this patch cause there's no sample size
I mean, I won't put brawler.
It is.
And I think it's even better because I had this.
But I guess it doesn't really matter.
I can't.
Back to back first.
You need to stop.
It's not fun watching.
Legion of 3's Borla Plus 1 with Rainbow Run 2-1.
Ah, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Uh, not high, 20.
Is that kind of sad?
Oh, wait, actually, I don't think it's updated.
21, let me see.
Mm, 16.
I mean, what's more sad that I'm ranked 16,
or like me being ranked 16,
or this fucking shit-ass server,
letting set it to go be 1800
and my dumb ass be fucking ranked 16?
It's like, actually, it actually goes both ways.
It's like, I don't know how I'm ranked 16,
and also I don't know how I'm ranked 16.
I mean, it's not that I'm actually ranked 16.
Like, I mean, I am not ranked 31st either.
And, yeah.
Ah.
Sure, man.
I started TFT and I'm hard to suck gold.
What do I do?
I mean, honestly, I can give you all the nuke traps.
Is this accurate? Or no? Is this what the guy's saying?
Like, do, like...
I mean, probably.
But... I started waving at something.
Okay.
Oh
Uh, what else is there?
Okay.
Yo, no, you could've done it from this one.
Because I remember we were bot reviewing your fucking replays, we were bot reviewing your
games, and I saw that you built your fucking 8-carry item before your fucking first page
item multiple times.
And I think Setsuko gave up when he saw that shit.
And then, and then, and then Milk, don't, don't, don't get me wrong, Milk is, is, is like my guy, but uh, and, and I called us out as a friendly banter, but uh, I think he got embarrassed, and then, and then there's this one time that we asked for the Vaude refue, and he refused to share his Vaude's.
He was like, nope! I refuse! Nope, not Sharon! And then, and then uh, yeah.
Good times! Yeah, that was... No, that's some good times.
Let's just read portable forage.
After I have my three item carry with zero tank items,
and I'm like, okay, it's fine, you can build a tank item here. Nope!
Let's just click an ore item for my carry.
Oh my god.
And then we just load into stage four, and your tank item is a chain vest.
A fucking chain vest.
I don't see a problem!
Alright.
If an item has a delta of less than...
What's a good cutoff for an item delta to be like absurd?
Well, I feel like Ornn Anvil, you never fucking pop it.
If the game gives you an Ornn Anvil, then it is what it is.
But like, if you already have your three-item fucking gary, you are never allowed to fucking
click Portable Forge.
And if you hit Portable Forge and you hit, they didn't play well.
They played like shit and got away with it.
See you in Tier 2 next set, buddy.
I'm not going to be fucking tier 2 man.
I'm not going to play in this. Or I'm not going to be in day one.
At the Cop Luki.
I hope.
I'm tired.
BS word
Oh, I need my tally to lose to a PRX already man, not PRX, the global. The hate watches is fucking legendary.
I cannot fucking wait.
I mean I'm probably never playing this anyway, I'm just a lot of fun, but I did want to hold
But if I hit purple too, my game is instant top 2.
Not instant top 2, it's probably instant top 3.5, or it's like legit unbought, okay I don't
want to say instant top 3.5, it's just unbought 3.0, which is really good.
you load up three rounds into the game and you're unbop variable. That is legit crazy.
Low key team building and I just have purple too with Kraken. Yeah, low key.
Because this is too good. I mean if I didn't see this, this is actually good. But this
is too good so I can't.
The Warwick?
Should I stack one of these and carry Warwick?
What does this even even do?
I think I'd rather just have two more walls.
It is starting on my main mirkwolf well that can't be good for me my main mirkwolf is dead well that's bad
Honestly with Kraken I'm pretty sure it's better on
Bring your spirit.
Alright, whatever. 175 HP, whole board, that's pretty good.
And by whole board, I mean, 100% HP, more pulls. And you know what, it's a little bit sad to this, I guess, that's pretty good.
Alright, well this game's a guaranteed top.
It's legit unbought forerable, but it's...
I mean that's not true, because if I roll down and I don't see a single fucking unit,
it's bought forerable, but not really.
It's probably unbought forerable, honestly.
And that's not true, because other people can also high roll.
It's legit impossible for you to get unbought forerable, un-un-un-un to do.
Am I just loading to someone that's giga strong and then I lose my streak and then I just
have no more pool of two with no streak and then now I'm poor and then I level and then
I can't find anything and then the rest of the lobby is high rolling and then this is
legit useless.
I'd rather hold distance to that Leona, but I think it's better to stack Leona for staff
for this, but whatever.
If I lose, I'll just pretty level, but I'm kind of having a cheap time to turn.
level. Maybe I should just level here. I'm gonna level Nester anyway so I only lose 1
gold. And if I lose my streak here because I greed 1 gold. But this 1 gold is basically
like 5 gold. Not really, it's probably like 3 gold. And like 3.5 gold. No, it's probably
like 2.5 gold. Nah, maybe 3 gold. No Polymorph ZZZ. What if I Polymorphed into a unit that
can't use Kraken TV? It's not, it's, why, why coin flip the game when it's already
what no fun bro no fuck the fun I'm
gonna get the motive to tier two man
I'm here to watch with any I need some
fucking front-end and this is half
Master Act, have something, Kraken D.E. Bean.
This guy's also Kraken Slam, fuck you.
I mean, I can get Rip the Beast on the board.
What does this even do?
I think I lost my streak, this guy is very trolled, Ashley?
And now I'm broke and now I'm legit broke
I'm broke
Not really I mean I created 110
I'm pretty sure it might actually meet the difference of 20s. It's already too old and
Then it might be the difference of 30 on neutrals. It's already like fucking three old
I mean this is actually strong entire board is upgraded. Oh God
Oh nice, what do I get?
Fuck you.
I got Krug, that's pretty good.
I mean usually I could make 20 here, but the thing is Krug is like too good that I must
hold him.
The JIT must.
Maybe I could have hugged last turn and I wouldn't have won that round here in the past
streak.
Which one should I turn off?
This guy is really strong as well, he's...
Oh, that moves. This guy is so fucking strong.
I lost anyway, but it's fine.
Two losses in the neutrals, and he's letting us...
He's fucking... what's it called?
Jew? Cinderling? Jew? Whatever it's called, dude.
Rangar, is that good?
This is a 100HPK, but oh man.
A rod.
Awww.
Okay, Crown Guard.
component or not on a component no econ I can't make 30 I can't make 30 and now
bro I mean I could go ginsu Sunfire okay I don't really want to go ginsu like
shoot his ass not to kill this kill the stupid ass and then I play off a bow
belt. I mean it's probably Storak because I'm getting a bow. Storak. Okay I need an
econ augment or I am fucked. But I catch all these swords eventually and then I
go Storak and I okay my lines are fucking crazy. Crown guard, Kraken DB, Storak,
back play around bobef
J?
J
It's actually a kinsu diff, but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I'm on 3 loss.
If I were on Winstery, I probably would make Gensu here.
I would just make Gensu Sunfire and call it a day.
Gensu, Kraken, DV, Sunfire, play around BFVF.
I mean, that's fine too.
If I went through loss, so who the fuckers?
Alright, well I need Econ here or...
EF!
Is it Bob or will that? Probably not.
Oh god.
because I could play or no I can also just play this and play double crook
why don't we double croak all right no it looks it looks bad but just wait I
mean I could I mean maybe I'm just going to some far anyone no no no fuck you I'm
I'm not going to get into some fire, fuck you.
That thing is Econ, I mean it's 5 gold.
But this is like guaranteed Econ.
I don't need combat, I don't need nothing because my tier 1 is way better than a tier 1 in terms of items.
Yes?
Like I don't need the fucking coin flip.
There's no reason to coin flip.
All I need is just to click any fucking, just drop the ego and you just play any fucking, any Econ augment.
Any Econ augment.
So I can actually roll for my board.
Any econ augments so I can roll to my board.
Okay.
40k, cause I'm cashing out, my tier 1 is 3 BSRs, so even if this is like, whatever.
I didn't see the whole game, it's fine.
I mean, if I do what I was going to find on the field, it was for a fucking econ, I'm
gonna hit anyway. What the fuck? Oh I could have been double combat then. Some rage bait.
Alright well now I can go... I mean this could be... I mean the belt probably wants to be
Sturak. So I don't really want to kill the belt here. But I also wouldn't mind like morphine
items. I mean honestly I could also just go like GS and then play around BF. So honestly
I should be willing to kill this belt.
If I look at this belt to Sarak, my only problem is this f**king crown of art.
Which is not that good.
I feel like finishing the bow here is too much value, fuck where am I man?
I feel it's actually too much value because I don't really want to play around and the
The bell can also be Starax, I can just go Cronkard Starax, play around 4 or 2 to 1, upgrade this.
Perveneral's in next turn, right? 28? Yeah, it is.
Also, is this a 4-3? I pretty sure it's a 4-3 then. I mean, it's a 4-3 if I'm not contested.
Also what happened to my cinderlink? My cinderlink's on. Oh I mean I haven't
a failure so. This guy's lost his first slam, that guy also has crack in, that guy has
shogun on, that guy's a... Oh I think this time I'd be playing I am contestant, I'm definitely
I didn't kill someone even, I can't.
I mean, when do you think this is going to end?
Happy birthday, it's not my birthday, when do you think you all end?
He's 10 fucking gold right now.
And that's what I'm fighting, fuck you man.
I mean, it's probably just a 4-2 because I kind of want to roll at the same time as
these guys.
And I don't have enough ulti for one even though it's perfect in a role.
How do I make Econ without...
I mean, I feel like Vi comes back.
I need a cog now. What the fuck is this?
I mean that's pretty good, making 50.
I mean it is permanent on 4-1 to all-in. I'm only saying 5-old, but I need to make sure I'm not contested though.
No, there's no way I'm not contested from this spot though.
AP, this guy's probably playing Sivir, but he's also playing Nidalee, right?
So he's rolling for Nidalee. I mean this guy's, I'm not sure. This guy's playing AD for sure. He's lost Whisper Slammed.
And this guy is playing AD for sure. Bro, I'm so contested, man. I think I have to play Brambleback this game.
Because all the dilly players, there's too many dilly players. I'm pretty sure this is a Brambleback game. Great.
I got BT about off the fucking Brambleback.
I'll go one star for frontline, play off of the F. And then I can even, if I get a better
thing, I don't mind just go double star, I can call it.
I mean I can, I might just 4-3 and roll for Bremble back.
And if I don't hit affiliates too, it is what it is, I think.
I'm so poor even with the Mekong augment.
How?
How am I so poor?
I don't get it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know.
I don't get it
This has got ascended and he already has one nidalee and he already already has a rock
I mean I could also go golden eco and then report the red buff
The blue buff is fucking useless though. I'm done second one
I don't know if I'm gonna play Diana.
Alright, let's see how hard they hit these guys hit.
This guy has 1 Nidalee 2 Silver, this guy has 1 Afeleos True Zero.
This guy has 1 Nidalee, 0 Afeleos.
Alright, that's actually gonna take that much.
Fuck yeah, I'm so poor man. I can level and roll like fucking three times
It's purple interval it's nine gold
I'm so poor I don't even know how I'm this poor
I don't get it. I guess I had to do two, and then I didn't. I was involved.
I'm not that good at this.
I can't remember this, for now.
How do I upgrade this is my board how do I get four juggernaut in I have a dead I have
a dead what's it called a my board I have a dead oh I need to play nibbily over over
Over the juggernaut or or I've I've dead this
But I don't have I mean I have to hold this and I also don't have a bramble back
So I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to play. Oh that is not the three
Or I could have won this fight man. Oh
shit
But I can't I can't even sell because I need to hold this shit. Oh
Shit also, I don't have a bramble back. I skip the bramble back. Oh fuck
did I not plan on it? I didn't plan on it man! Oh my gee... wait. I mean it's kind of
fine because I have what's it called. Okay actually it's fine because it's
Nidalee. I was gonna say that is it ever go Nidalee here because I don't want the
tier. Because like I mean, tier is good if I hit Nidalee. But I don't think
there's like... Nidalee is really contested but I don't think I feel like this is not contested.
Actually, he just hit a Philius too, but I mean it was on his side, so what can I do?
And this guy also has a Philius, 1.
I hit Syvr2.
I need any Hunter.
any hunter
whatever
Also, I'm gonna commit this because uh
I don't have a hunter man
Reprimal I can't
I mean, I win this fight with three Hunter.
Is there a Hunter?
I mean, I could sell, sell, and get a two star four cost bucket.
I can't, I mean I actually can't, it's not something that bad, it's not flexible at all.
I think if you have like AP, it's a lot more flexible, but I don't have AP.
I would have to sell Nidalee Pair.
And if I lose Nidalee Pair, that's also bad.
It's not good.
It's not good.
This guy hit on the move, too.
I just realized I don't have a single move.
Also, I'm pretty sure that's the Cup and Cash out.
I don't have...
And my main tank is a lie.
And I clicked Econ.
My main tank is a lie.
I have a fucking rock on on my board.
Bremen
Rock
And did he good no fuck you
not great I don't have a single two-star I can not one I don't have a single two
star. That's my first rock. I mean I feel like greeting this is kind of bad
because then it just... I mean, it doesn't really matter.
Ash.
And I feel like...
Alright, well...
It's another game where... oh, Draven 2, level 9.
It's another game where I'm just stuck here with no two stars.
I clicked an Econ Augment as well and I ended the game without a single two star.
Remember what I said, never say the game is unbought horrible.
Like, uh, yeah, yeah.
I uh, I saw one rock, one a moomoo, so I maintained Vi, the entire game.
I have three item Vi, three item Nidalee and three item Silver, but it just doesn't matter.
Cause uh, my main thing is Vi, and I have a fucking Rakan on my board.
But also, I'm pretty sure the prismatic actually made it
so my board is a lot worse than the rest of the lobby.
Because I think with those items on stage four,
if my prismatic were like, compared tons of stats
to giant and mighty, I was told like a month ago,
I remember I asked if tons of stats was good.
And I'm like, and I was told that it's good,
but like every time I click it, it's fucking trash.
Legit trash.
But I mean, there's no econ.
I mean, I would have clicked econ for sure.
I mean, I probably wouldn't click invested,
but I would for sure click like commerce score.
Like it's legit trash.
Unless you're like already like super ahead,
every single round that you don't have a two star carries
or party like a whole placement.
I don't get it.
I mean, I upgraded Mercwolf to,
then I naturally went to Phelios
and then I just sat,
was stuck with a Phelios pair with the entire lobby.
I mean, I could also just never fucking,
like I could also just not hold Ziver
and just never pivoted to Ziver.
And then I mean, I maybe I hit a phyllios too and then I can actually play the game
Because I think with how low I am I don't even think it's even worth upgrading silver
I think if I don't hit a phyllio like you know how like I upgraded silver to my stolen eighth
Like I might as well just say like hey if I don't have phyllios too on me anyway
Instead of trying to flex
Like Kraken Red DV is way better on a phyllios and silver
If I want to upgrade my server to a 5 cost, I have to sell my Nidalee pair.
And then if I pop it and it rolls on my Nidalee, it's never better.
So the reason the blossom was OP because it's your highest 4 cost, then I'm down.
Like if I don't have this on my newly pair, I'm down
Why need something hold in this the rack and it's pretty good
Especially if you have tons of stats, don't you want fucking melee carries because they can actually make use of the fucking HP, armor, MR, all that shit?
Yeah, like if I if I if I bug Brambleback, I probably would have just committed to Apheleos.
But I feel like it's also kind of a bad beat because I think I only missed one, but then I saw Nidalee Pear.
And then I'm like even even if I held the Brambleback,
even if I held the Brambleback by the time I see the second Brambleback, I would have, it's already would have been sold because I would have held
the moment I see Nidalee Pear,
I'm just selling that shit.
And then I just commit to the side and just fucking roll down and just, uh,
in hope that I hit something.
But, uh,
yeah, I'm just in there.
I even clicked Econ on 3, 2, and then I 4, 3.
And it's fine to be maintained by if you have double carry.
But then I ended up with a carry that I don't even like my items for and I know Nidalee too.
So then I'm just broke the whole game.
Or not broken, my board is just ass.
Doesn't get better than this.
Who you got winning NBA next season? Bro, I don't want to give my sports day to anyone, I just get harassed.
Let me think.
I mean, usually I want whatever team Westbrook is on to win, but I think his team was sacking
last season.
He was coming and I think he retired.
Westbrook is the fucking though.
Last season he was only getting paid like 3 to 4 million.
It might be, I think it was like 4 million.
Like with how much he actually like looks like he gives a fuck about basketball
Like isn't it like isn't 4 million a fucking steal for him?
Only I mean yes, bro. He's a fucking professional basketball player. You know how hard it is to be in the NBA
Why don't you why don't you make millions playing basketball? Oh wait, you can
because you're probably too short and even if you're calling off you're
probably not counted enough sorry I didn't say it
They call me jolly, they're right.
No, you can't, I mean you might be getting paid fucking like carnival tickets to play
basketball like bro.
No one is paying to fucking watch you play basketball man.
Don't cry, stumbling is how we learn to walk.
I
I fucking hate this augment man. It's so bad
I wish I just open and just pray I can outcap trait ladder
No, that's also bad, but this is also bad. I mean I'd rather take this and then that garbage
I mean, this is a 2 out of 3 coven.
Oh, is this that good?
Oh my, he got P plus RGG.
RGG.
Alright.
Well, this is over.
Uhhh.
God, P plus RGG.
RGG.
All right.
Well, this is over.
Hello?
You're the best on the only game.
This guy's coming to one.
And the problem is, uh, also, I mean, the biggest problem, the biggest problem is that
Comeback story almost always wants to play Aphelios Bremble back, but the problem is,
I can't even, like this guy with pay plus one is playing Super Nidalee.
Or Aphelios plus whatever.
And then, it's also a trait ladder, and then I can't even full-full open, because this guy,
I have Comeback story and he doesn't.
So I can't even like full five loss and then I also if I can't coming cash out come back sort is not that good and
Then I'm probably not gonna hit my board and then and then I think my game is a
But like Kate I'm actually he's on a two streak and he saved arc
I mean, he's going to AP and then if he saves his radiant item here, he might actually...
No gate.
He's on me.
I just have to fight him.
What is this?
I'm even playing.
What is this I even playin'?
Okay nice, I found him now.
Okay that's actually pretty good.
Okay, I need Caitlyn or Cassiopeia on Carousel.
If I don't get Caitlyn, no, the thing is my items are very bad.
I need Bow and BF, but mainly BF.
But I also need Caitlyn or Cassiopeia so I can get more items.
Oh God.
I mean, is there like another line I can play?
No?
I mean, come back to the story.
You just put the fucking Breville back or Felios in the bag.
Actually, okay, you know what sword?
Okay, wait.
Okay.
I mean, the thing is it's not actually good because...
I mean, I'm pretty sure you can play a Master Yi re-roll.
Ohhhh.
I mean, I think it's good for Yi.
No.
I mean, they're not terrible. I've QSSed half BF half Rod.
I mean, ADE actually sounds crazy,
but I don't even wanna play this Rengar for a long time.
I mean, if there's like a Yi in my shop here, maybe.
I mean, if I play Rengar, then I lose my streak,
the game's over, man.
And also, I can't even bug them.
Like, I don't even wanna send items on this Rengar
because I don't wanna accidentally win.
If I accidentally win here, my game is 100% over.
And I play it
Yeah, but if I lose my streak here my game is legit over no joke are nice I
Just had a tuna male sandwich my fast is thinking of making a second one do I give in
I didn't ask, bud.
Alright, but yes.
Bro, who's there, man?
I mean, honestly, a tuna mayo sandwich.
Bro, I don't even like tuna, but for some reason,
like, the tuna mayo fucking...
like, once... like, one tuna mayo sandwich
every so often, fucks.
Bro, I need...
No...
I need Caitlyn or Cassiopeia.
No Caitlyn, no Cassiopeia.
Gee, gee.
Great Ladder, Red buff, they vowed.
I can't.
Okay, at least I grieved this 5 loss into neutral, that's actually insanely good.
There's not a ticket, losing the 5 loss here is very good.
So at least, even if I go 8 here, I sent a bunch of people 8th with me, because I think
I agree someone else is like, lose streak.
Well, he's got a lose streak as well, yeah he does.
He's a lose, lose, lose, win, lose, and then this guy is lose, lose, lose, lose, win.
So I mean, my spot is legit terrible, but that's okay, I mean, their spots are also
really bad.
All right.
I'm sure this is a combat story.
This combat is legitimately insane.
Oh, my items are really good, holy shit, I just got a sword sword, or I got a sword,
or one sword.
Kaelin?
Okay, well now it's too late, I can't even...
I didn't actually win, right?
Surely not.
Like, okay, the fact that my board is still alive isn't combat story actually OP.
Like, the amount of combat that combat story gives is fucking insane.
Like, how is this fight still going on?
Do you see my board?
Just wait.
Just wait.
I'm fucked.
I mean 16% damage amp on on combat story low key I'm in I don't really need more tank
I need to just I can just fucking one-shot the rest
Make sure this is also really good because I like no items and my entire board is tanky
And then now, I can just go double carry and Zyklog it, and it's so much HP.
Oh gosh, am I too strong?
I'm 10 lossing without coming in.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
You would be surprised.
I'm actually really strong.
Instead of no items legit none
I mean, I could try to stabilize my board and try to kill some units, but he gets a
free cash out man. I mean lowkey it's not that bad. I don't know how I'm coming in anyway.
If I lose my streak.
Gravager.
Maybe I can save like 2 HP because I probably have the 4 to it.
This game, and if I can 4-2, okay, I mean if I 4-2 there's no way I'm 2 lies.
Legit no way.
Ooh.
Ooh, minus 4.
But I can't 4-1 it, I'm not reaching up to 4-1.
Because there's no econ on this.
Aww.
There's a rock with a tear.
There's a Sivva with a BS sword.
I'm not trying to go fucking BS sword.
I'm not trying to go tear.
Okay, honestly, if I go tear, I can also just dual carry.
I mean, Rock is like mandatory, no cap.
I am pretty sure, I don't want to play Commissary, uh, Silver.
I'm pretty sure you just lock in the Aphelios and call it a day.
But this tier is like, pretty bad.
But it's fine if I got a lot of items because then I can just not play Cogmon, Duo, Cary.
Okay, also, okay, fuck you, I hit this.
And then, and I'm never playing fucking, what's it called anymore.
And then what is this?
And then what is this?
And what is this?
And I think I'll be here, because I'm pretty sure any game is better than, what's it called?
I mean, I'll see what my items look like.
But uh, yeah, I think this spot is looking very, very, very, very, very, very, very bad.
I'm 10 loss without Coven.
Hello!
Also, if I win here, I mean I would just forward to it.
Okay, I need to kill...
I need to kill you in here, Army.
Okay, one more, one more.
Okay, okay, and okay, oh, okay, okay, and then I set up the four or two.
Ooh.
Vanguard plus one, honestly, and I just played for the fucking, the win out, the fucking
win out.
okay I'm I'm in I'm in all right and then okay 28 okay okay let's lose this as
hard as possible because I think I'm still too much guaranteed I don't want I
actually don't want to kill a single unit
no cap just just wait just wait just wait
just wait I'll click
Wait, actually, I don't know if I'm doing math right.
15 gold, you're crazy. No, just wait, just wait.
Because I'm gonna 4-2 it, I'm gonna 4-2 it.
Uh, wait, what's the- I don't even know the stage damage on stage 4.
Wait, what's the stage damage on stage 4?
Does anyone know?
7.
Uh, so I have to get 9-0 to die?
Okay, that is good for me then.
I mean I could play Ivern, not really.
Alright, and then now I just play Sentinel, Hecarim, Hogmaw, and I can play Zyra on my
board.
Well I need to make sure I don't accidentally die.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, I didn't level up here.
Okay.
I didn't know okay, okay, and one two
Every no counts. Oh
Okay, okay, that's that's pretty good. All right. I mean you can't die here right it's not possible
All right, I'll give this first
All right.
Alright. Alright. Alright, nice. Okay, 3 HP, and this is the fucking winout. It's fucking
time. I don't have that much gold. I paid 15 gold for a Vanguard plus 1, but it's fine,
I actually had items to dual carry the, uh, the, uh, I mean, just wait.
I need some, I need some, I need some econ, ideally.
I got some econ.
I'm in.
Aw.
Okay, I have to play this, I'm not playing poor Vanguard.
I mean every...
I need a Juggernaut.
I mean, I guess I can just Vanguard it, but I need a Juggernaut.
I'm not dead, right?
Shoujin?
IE?
I don't have a what's-a-call, man.
I don't have a what's-a-call.
I'm- I'm- I'm- okay.
I'm- I'm- I'm legit ban of cells, no game.
Should I play off of the glove?
Eh, that's not the-
the dog shit.
Also, why am I carrying this when I don't even have Zyra?
I don't even have Summer in, okay, okay, but I have a Shogun, man.
I mean, Hecarim 2 is actually pretty solid.
I have a fucking...
Shen's gonna double IE then.
Probably.
I can't make shogun because I don't even have the dude.
Also, how do I, uh...
I can probably just pivot to Nidalee Vi as well.
I'm going to have to lock.
I'm legit banned this by the way.
This is the tree ladder player.
He's cashing on the fondest turn though.
I think I got legit fisted.
I have to probably pivot into Vi plus...
I mean I probably just drop Hecarim plus something.
No, I have to play 4 Vanguard, it's actually too much value.
Too far.
Tear.
Tear.
You motherfucker.
I mean, I'm rock paired, is that good?
How many feelings are gone one?
Wait, I can actually hit!
Wait?
I mean I should probably play rock on, huh?
I need to put this rock on as a planner, don't piss me off, where's this idiot?
Rock on.
Rock on.
Rock on.
I mean this is actually probably taken care of by, also, I'm not sure for sure.
That is good.
I mean I'm legit Jesus right now.
I don't have affiliates too but it's fine.
I don't think I can lose.
I look at my board.
Look at the HP on this dog shit.
Can I make sure it's armor as well?
And if this guy dies, I'm guaranteed first.
I have a fucking dead emu tape on the board, but I can lose hygrim 2 for rock on one.
I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say, I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm dead.
Like if I have aphelios 2 the game's over man!
It's actually over!
There's one aphelios gone!
It's okay guys if I had a Philius too is this game actually over is this game actually over
Yes, yes
Yes, yes, I
Mean I could have sold the Amumu too, but I like it's so great to hold this Amumu honestly
I had another fucking 8 gold, but I thought I was going to survive, I mean I almost survived.
Oh, yeah, I did.
Yes, you want to mark the Mama Beak.
It is what's it called, man.
Well, I'm supposed to mark my fucking Brambleback 1 with a Vanguard plus 1, that's it.
No, the Vanguard spat is actually good because you can play Kog'Maw and then you can recap.
And then I actually rolled enough gold to hit a Phelios suit here for sure like I actually did there's one of Phelios gone
Broke griefing come back story come back stories AVP is horrendous
It is legit horrendous
It has a high win rate
It probably has like a 25% win rate with an AVP of 6.2
What like what?
But I should have just sold the movement to
Like as soon as I hit rock 2, I just sell a moon 2 for rolls for a felios.
All I have to do is hit a felios and I just go game.
And then I just go IE and do a carried braddle back and then GG.
But until I had, I had the, like before I had that, I was vanguarding the, uh, the unmovable.
But yeah, after I hit rock two, I should just open cell.
And I have, how much hold is that, 11?
I see, like I could, I don't, I definitely don't have to call them all.
So I could see, like three more shops.
And then if I hit a Phelios 2, then I make it to neutrals.
And then maybe I hit Breville back too.
And then I go IE on Breville back,
and then Breville 5 U plus 1 on a Phelios.
And I just win the game.
Oh, god.
I mean, I would be Phelios if I hit a Phelios 2.
There was one a Phelios gone, by the way, one.
And I feel like I mean, on average,
I don't know if I would hit a Phelios 2.
because I actually hit a lot of my board.
But I feel like if I sell a Moomoo to there
and I roll on average, I'm pretty sure
I rolled enough gold, where if there's only one
affiliate that's gone, I'm pretty sure
I'm supposed to hit a affiliate to there.
And then I hit a affiliate to there,
isn't the game actual GD?
But also, combat story is my favorite augment.
That shit is fun as fuck.
The adrenaline that you get from sitting there at one life
And every fight actually mattering, it's kind of exciting right now.
I mean, usually I'm just sitting here depressed after an 8, but that shit was kind of exciting.
I don't even care that I went 8, because the thing is, I had the potential to win.
Sometimes you you go eight and you had no chance to top four
And that's like the depressing like it's it's legit depressing when you go eight in your best placement was a seven
Isn't that just depression?
But like if you go eight when you could have actually thought forward
It's not like the pressing, you know because it's like you had a chance at least you had a fucking chance
What a beautiful dream is life.
I mean, that's not even, I feel like that's not even psychopathic behavior, it's literally just like, it's just true.
Some gives you load up and you're depressed for the entirety of stage 2, then your entirety, your depressed for the entirety of stage 3,
and then you go 8th and you're depressed like even more, and then you're sitting there in a 5 minute queue and you're even more depressed.
But like here, I went 8th and now I'm motivated to run at the fuck back, see?
What a beautiful dream is life.
Oh.
First beast game.
But then out of the cell.
I mean I'm pretty sure it's better to just never even hold the first beast because like
The thing is with Refeast, it's only good if you have specific augments.
And like, you can't just sit there and just be like, fucking pray.
It was Refeast. It was Refeast.
Add one to your win streak. I don't think so, buddy.
Oh, I don't think so. I don't think I'll be adding one... here.
Uh...
Uh...
One, two, three, four...
Alright, so why is my frontline so ass?
Hello?
Oh!
Nice, I don't have to self-cube you all.
I don't have...
Yeah, I could Xyra, I could Cassiopeia, I could... yeah, I could Executioner, I could...
yeah, I mean it's between those two.
Like Xyra, Executioner, or Cassiopeia.
If I naturaled like three Pebbles to shop, I would just lock in the Rift Beast, but if
I don't have like five Pebbles right now, I'm good.
I should have just held, I mean I got baited by holding the blossom, I don't even know what I'm holding means, because I should probably hold the defender so I can play towards...
But I guess Yorick can also play towards execution or something like that.
I just wouldn't matter then.
Oven...
I'm
What a wire
Oh
Two cost it was a pebbles game it was a it was a review scene
We already shopped with all two cost champions. Are there any two cost that just like win my game instantly? Leblanc?
I don't want to pay a vote for this shit man
I also want to hold this
I should help pebbles though. I mean I need to make these on. What is this?
Of course. I knew it.
Alright, I'll just make 29.
Do I want to hold the Camille?
I'm pretty sure I'm always going to chain on Karasol with these items.
I mean I see Spatula so I'll be taking Spatula.
Arc Arc.
Arc Arc.
I mean it's Golden Gallus so I can easily get URF into a fawn, is that good?
Arc Arc.
And then what the fuck is...
Awww.
Alright, well hopefully I get a reforger. If I get a reforger I can go Executioner, but if I don't get a reforger, then I hope it's a fawn. I mean, either way I'm lose stringing anyway, so if there's a spot on Netscare itself, I can get that.
Oh, the Blunk's pretty good. Alright, nice.
I mean, the Blanc can actually...
...barry some stuff.
And the Blanc pair...
I don't want to accidentally...
...can I beat two people or no?
I mean, Loki, I can beat this guy as well.
And I can probably beat this guy as well.
I'm not just a make.
Because if it farms me with the Blanc, I just need to win the game.
Okay.
Win the round, make 30 whole Shen, and then I just level for Shen, 4 LeBlanc, too, and I just instant laning in.
I mean, surely this idiot-ass LeBlanc can kill one unit, right?
Alright, well, I'll be opening that turn. I took an Arc-Arc to 5 loss.
Aww.
That's pretty good, uh, the ninja jump's a little better.
Holy shit, I'm just lost the game.
Uhhh...
Should I hold this?
I mean, Loki? Like, Diana's actually good.
I lose one gold.
Bro, I need to start waiting, man. I'm holding fucking... I have fucking double arc.
What the fuck do you mean?
I can play Diana, plus the vanguard, and have Diana hold the arc.
I can also just play Alistar plus a Brawler.
Is there a Brawler?
Brawler?
I mean, this is Spellweba.
Hornpair.
Vanguard.
Tristana.
me out another blow. Alright, well... Alright, Chain Cloak is pretty good. I can also... Wait,
I can also go... I can also go Elderwood plus one, thoughts. Elderwood plus one, and then
ART ART SORAKA
very good idea
i'm in low-key i mean yes very good idea thank you
just wait
i mean here i'm hitting
i'm just saying
it's golden gala
and i have a spatula i can hit u r f
I can hit...
spreading root
I can hit
I don't think you can hit the bottom three too
I would like you to spread by roots
good one man, holy shit this is a good loss, wait?
ooo what the?
what a loss? I can't
I mean, this allows me to just 4-1 fucking send it for my board in G&A.
But I did not hit.
That's pretty good.
didn't hit uh what's it called the urf with the spreading root so is that good for me
And then Gargoyle, I mean I'm just playing Executioners here.
You're raked.
I mean, ArcArc wants to go on Zyra or Zyra, it doesn't really matter which one, a MewMew,
Zyra, Zyra, Malphite, I mean honestly that stuff's pretty good.
It's actually pretty good.
I have a lot of attention to come back.
Like this Epic World actually looks really nice, because I actually, like if I hit my
board here, I'm just going to be really good because I'm just sitting here like opening.
glove just sitting glove glove making nothing and these losses are actually good i'm probably
going to be like two lives easily i might actually be three lives lowkey
Also if this is 8 AP and this is Arc Arc 60 plus 8 and then this gets to 90 so I need
25 last AP how much I mean it's probably be JJ's realistic 35 okay nice
our car our car
if I did a moomoo to this game's G no gap
G.A. Wow! What the? Another one you- Yo, I might actually be three lines!
It's not even good because uh I don't I mean it's actually not even good I mean it's actually
not I mean I could make Juggernaut plus one in or not Juggernaut I mean I it's not that
good. I mean, I'm thinking that I cut my last trick then. I'm going to hold like Ari,
Lillia, Shen, Kenan. I'm not making no execution plus two. I'm not going to be doing anything.
Okay, okay.
I think I have the gold to roll a little bit on 4-1, but there's no way I'm gonna be able
to...
Unless I full lose.
I mean, I have one unit on my final board, that's pretty good, you're a rick.
I mean, maybe I have to stack 4-1 as well.
I mean, I probably actually do.
I mean, I'm only gonna stack 4-1 if I'm still 2 lives.
But if I'm 1 life, I mean, like, yeah.
But if I stack 4-1 and I go to 1 life, then it's definitely not worth it.
TG!
No one's making the fucking TG here, man.
If you make TG here, you're legit just insta-ban, because you're so bad.
Holy shit! No, no, oh my!
It's another one unit lost!
Ked and Ked and GG, Ked and Ked and GG!
No...
I mean, you could actually play Yorick Ashe like Ori or Yorick Ashe said on the initial roll down.
I mean, I also couldn't go 6th or not.
Ash, 6th Juggernaut, if I'm level 8 and I go 6th Juggernaut plus 3, Zybra, Ash, Silver...
Oooh!
Wait, I'm kinda down for that actually.
Ooh, another good loss!
Wait, honestly, I'm kinda down for that without the Arvogman.
I have Faun and Discom sucks with Faun, but 6th Juggernaut does not.
Yeah, get the fuck out of here. And it's cheap. But if I don't hit Zyra 2, it's GG.
Oh, I have Rock on here, Scuttlecrab here.
I mean, I'm down. I mean, it's definitely... This comp is actually insane with Vaughn.
Ash. In the Sibba. In the Sibba.
Oh, this is good, but, okay, I mean, I, I'm not a sack one. I'm gonna be too much of
If I go Voidstaff, i.e. Steadfast, finish all three items.
Okay
Jay
Okay
And... do I go HP healing or do I go attack speed or what do I go?
I mean I need to kill some units, I mean nice.
As long as there's still 2 lives on stage, I'm guaranteed 2 lives on this stage.
But I was going to say as long as I'm guaranteed 2 lives on stage 5, HP.
Yeah, I don't have any sense.
I actually have money to roll.
I mean, if I have one mouth, I don't have any games over, no joke.
uh... java not received a lot
as you know i don't have
uh... what's it all
I don't have an emumu.
It hits higher too though, that's pretty good, but it's not even an emumu, it's just
a malchai.
I need one fucking malchai and gg.
No joke.
Ah, fuck it's rock.
I mean I need one malchai and gg, I have two more rolls.
And I don't have a moomoo and I'm still two lives, so my spell is really good.
I mean I can't be mad because I hid, I hid Zyra too which is like my main carry.
I mean I could probably like try to flex.
I mean, surely I can find one copy of...
I mean, what is it a flex?
I mean, surely I can find one copy of a Mumu or Maokai?
Yes or yes?
One copy!
Of a Mumu or Maokai with...
with epic roll down
okay, well I'm getting more free rolls
and I'm still two lives
I don't know if it's over two, but that doesn't really matter, because I couldn't do it less, I do.
I wish the ginsu for last whisper
No, this unit just wants to fucking all across the map and call it a day man. Is there a Malkai in a Mu Mu?
I mean I kind of need to make a frontline item. I mean I don't think a five cost taric
I could even go like BT while I salvage and then I have BF
I mean I can also go like Gumbling and voice out that and just call no I mean
Gumbling is like oh f**k I'm late
okay okay
three seven
It's not even good because you actually need what's it called to spike your board or to
skill your board. I'm gonna just do this for this turn without war mugs. I mean like one
Malachi here the game's actually over because Malachi like skills were so fucking hard man
But I didn't see- oh wait what the- my farm just dropped me a low.
I can't-
Wait, does that gold destiny even begin and he got away with it because he hit fave plus one?
Fucking high roller. Wait, this guy- this guy's probably winning me, I'm not sure I'm sure.
I rolled two...
One old fucker.
Okay, I'm going zero. I'm at one Malachi and the game's actually over.
There's no one going nine from this spot.
But the Muuu 2, I mean I'm probably never playing for win here, I'm just gonna play
for top 4.
If I hit a Maokai I can actually play for win, cause then I wouldn't roll anymore.
Like here I'm just gonna roll into a fucking Muuu 2, Sivir 2, maybe I find a Maokai and
just call it a day.
It is what it is.
ballgast game and rock n' paper is not even banned
and I'm finding Maokai
no
alright I'm still two lives
so lucky and bitchin
epic roll down zero maokai that's that's that's that's lucky
alright
alright my bad
that's really lucky
I could go like Morello plus...
I need server 2, actually.
Server 2 is the GG, Loki.
Ash 2. Okay, I'm number one.
This is not even good.
This is actually not even good.
I was gonna go Morillo, but now that I have Ash 2...
I have Boe Rod.
I'm going AD Ash.
I did some backline here.
I think I'm one life.
Can I get anti?
I mean this is fine.
I mean I can't really roll.
Also this guy is really strong.
This guy is legit everything.
I don't know which arm.
Alright well, I'll be rolling.
sit on the civil pair as well is that good no no malkai unlucky is that good
we're gonna rock on to and I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not fuck that
Okay, I have 3 Removers.
I think after I hit Sivir 2 here, I mean I can lock or I can solo rock on.
I can solo rock on.
I mean because on Karasol I'm pretty sure I can just put Void Slap over here and I have
Rod, Glove, EF, Cloak.
I'm pretty sure I can fix my item so I can start setting up 3-in-3-in-3-in-1.
Well, I don't know what the fuck.
Okay, I mean, I don't have to make guard oil.
Because Chain Cloak, BF Cloak...
It's mainly this- I have an extra rod, so I have an extra cloak.
Ah, my cat hurts, I'm too tired, man!
Yelp!
One Roll Charm, GG.
Okay.
Uh...
Okay.
Uh...
I mean, it's okay, okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, so Rod Glove, Rod Glove.
So I'm just gonna move this here, so I have Rod Glove.
Rod Glove Chain Cloak Belt Chain BF Cloak.
That didn't help.
Okay, I'm lost.
All right.
Okay, BF Cloak? I mean the rod is dead right? So I'm just gonna move wood side over here
and then BF Glove? Oh okay you know what I need? I need a bow so I can make last whisper.
Okay, any, okay, I mean, fuck the items.
I'm not going to bother.
Just give me a bow, just give me a bow.
It doesn't even fucking matter.
All right, because I have an extra glove for sure, right?
Yeah, because I have a broad glove here.
It's just voice up over here, and then I have an extra glove.
So just give me a bow, any bow.
Preferably red buff, because that's getting too less
for me, right?
And I'm going to leave those items and just call it.
Is there a, I mean, the Malkai's actually kind of late.
I mean, there's a Malkai with cloak cloak.
That's what last whisper
Wait, I have salvage been right yeah, I do for fucking out guys too late. Fuck you
All right, broad gloves. So I've ginsu last whisperer plus one
Can I fix my frontline items as well?
All right, let me do this first. All right, let's go arc arc void and
and then last whisper I mean I would have an extra bow but I don't
uh...
i mean i got lost when that's really good
by me think it's still a lot of time
i'm not the same amount of it at the center now
It's all I'm gonna say.
You could have went Crown Decloges.
Yeah, that sounds a lot better.
That is definitely what I want to make.
What?
And then now it's easy because I just remove the BT and just go
Hulk item plus VF item. But if I had Maokai on 4 or 2, my Maokai would have like 30k health.
And the game is actually over. But I mean, because I didn't hit Maokai, I'm just playing
for fucking top 4. Nothing wrong with top 4. He swapped. Aw man. That's not good. I mean,
I'm pretty sure I win anyway. This guy's board looks very ass. He's booster-packed max build
on the blade. Oh wait, my Ash is in the middle. My Amumu just ulted his backline. I cannot.
I'm just saying, yes I hit Ash to an E, but if I hit one Maokai, one Maokai with Ash
one is better than... well like the one Maokai doesn't do anything anymore, but I'm saying
one Maokai... one... holy shit, what the fuck? What, one Maokai? Oh man, this for con? Okay,
whatever, like I didn't know all this was gonna make fucking 40 here, piss me off.
Now the mouth has a kind of laser.
You have cloak.
Of course.
Alright, I just leveled that turn for some dog shit and call it a day.
Aw, great.
I'm in low key, he's driving one.
My brawl condom is actually Rakan's idea.
Alright, I think he'll leave it.
Awww.
Wait?
Oh, I- you- it's a Rakan 2D!
What the fuck am I even leveling for something I I mean I refuse to sit here and roll for
fucking a moment fuck you.
All right what am I leveling for though?
I mean that's a hundred seventy five HP whole world I'm in oh I'm in
I haven't eaten two yet, I guess. Is that good?
Aww, I mean, I can juggernaut some idiot.
idiot. This is my board. That's my best charm. Okay, at least he needed Draven too. That's
pretty good. Wait, this is the last fight. I could have just rolled for a better charm.
I'm fuckin' a move barrier.
That was kind of zeroing.
I'll see you in a bit, too, so that's a good rate.
Oh, it ulted. Wait.
Oh my god! Oh my god! I can't!
Holy shit, I can't water that mouth I'm gonna eat!
I can't!
I'm just saying that if I had a Malka at 8 here, would my Malka not have fucking 10k health?
I mean, the Vi-2 tank, I mean, my items are just good.
My frontline is 6 dumb astronauts.
Archvoid, Gensu Guard, i.e. Gensu Lasuridivi. You could have made D-Cloud GS? I don't even know what the last item was.
But I'm pretty sure the last item must be better than whatever the first two energy said were.
D-Cloud GS, oh my god.
Oh, Crown Guard? I'm a Crown Guard, it's pretty good.
I'm a Crown Guard, it's actually good, but uh...
Right here.
Stop laughing at me, please!
Blackthorne Lux.
Just saw there was a lot of AP, bro.
Okay, the thing is with Declog, it's like the AP nowadays, like the only meta comp.
I mean, I guess there's Soraka, Zyra.
But outside of that, like there's already Malune. Declaw is like legit the worst item in the game. That item is very shit.
I think you only make Declaw if like...
It's not even about the lobby. It's just like straight up you just make it for like the fucking 8% health and just call it a day.
And then if you load up against like an AP matchup, yay.
But I think I would allocate the first like 30 cloaks to anything but D-claw if possible.
You can make Gargoyle, you can make Kraken, you can make QSS, you can make BT, you can
make Eventroud, you can make Adaptive, you can make...
I mean, Spark, I don't really like Spark that much, little cube.
Yeah, I mean, Cloak is really bad, but that's okay.
His guard rule is good.
tank Vi. But yeah, I feel like this suits Juggernaut board without the fawn. Is this
suits Juggernaut legit trash? Or not? What even is your board? Zyra plus... Zyra main
Harry that's it. Zyra plus like an Ivern. Zyra plus like a Kennen. Zyra plus a Nidalee
I guess? Like Nidalee? Zyra is silver with no hunter and just primal. I mean it's probably
It's probably Zyra, Nidalee, Zyra, Kennen, if you're GA, or Zyra...
Zyra is your Kennen. How am I fitting that on A without driving up plus one? Please tell me.
Cyber Cannon of the Year.
Crimson Knight, 5-E-6-5.
Let's actually go.
I'm not sure if I should go for the first one.
I'm not sure if I should go for the second one.
What is this garbage man?
My three glasses of momma beef.
At least I'm Camille Pear.
That's the only one.
I think mine.
some cameo pair that's your one
Hello am I making it a chance I'm tired am I even on the game
Why am I even holding Mama Beach?
I mean, look at me get a bow here, because I'm in the back, because I'm somewhere here.
I really need to stop buying that.
Why the fuck did I want to level here?
I need to stop by that just because it's one gold plus because I don't know
if I want to level the four here. What the fuck? And then I need to stay one more
low level because I had fucking cameo pair. I mean I guess cameo pair is gonna do
anything because I'm branching glove. I mean I kind of want to hold everything
though but I want to stay level three so I can
Uh, hold some...
Uh, like, hit some one-cost pairs.
Come into one with expedition, nice man.
I mean, it's actually fine.
Like I don't get punished for it if I win this round and then I natural a pair in fact is way better
And this is what I mean like you can make the wrong decision and then get rewarded
Because the game is just a lot like I win this round right?
And then I natural some upgrades here on level four a natural one-cost upgrades on level four instead of level three
And then I choose three and then my spots even better
And GD
I mean yours, dude. That's pretty good. And then now I'm adding a scout cause I'm actually willing to make run guard
AP, Shojin Nashor's, Blue Ball's, Rottier Bell's, AP, okay, I'm going to make Rangor
for sure. As soon as it's in the Caitlyn maybe. And this has one AD player, alright.
Alright, but then there's nothing wrong with just playing AD from this spot. Rangor, play
play around glove
Okay, great man, and now I fight what the fuck is this rock on to the blonde twos I did to
Why is traveling it is just rod his ass when you play AD and then like if everyone in the lobby is playing
EP you rather just play AD and then crown our player on glove is pretty possible
But this loss is a lot of gold and now me
I
Win the round and force for you know the next one I want to fucking six treatment
But I mean this is quick streets all minutes in general people
You know how I lost my streak there? I still made a gold. I made one at a single gear, like
guaranteed to make a gold no matter what happens. Every single term, no matter what, you're guaranteed
to make a goal. Like isn't that actually broken? Perhaps. And then I fight someone weaker last
turn and then I would be on a 6th street right now. This hug is even so fucking bad now,
What the?
These are isolated backline shooters and it isolated attack the Tristana twice and didn't kill it.
It's not gonna sad.
What the fuck?
Going from two loss to two win you don't make a gold.
Really?
Two streak.
One gold.
Two loss.
One gold.
No matter what your one gold.
Wait. I mean this is the benefit? No, no, no, no, no. Go Glove. B.S. or not Glove? You
Oh wait oh wait that's someone else it's this guy that's what what did my Leo go I don't know
what did they even go belt and that's fair and then what what did yes sword that's fine
I'm gonna hide from them in their eyes.
Is that good?
Love the love.
I'm tired, man.
this is the oldest fucking soda when did i when did i drink this like eight hours ago
this is it was still as fuck all right well
nice i knew this one or flat yeah um
Okay, I mean if I win the next round it's a six recon the neutrals. I mean this is actually the game. It is this one round is three thousand gold
Is this better or no no is this no is this no
I mean, if I'm willing to make TG, Seraph is better, but I refuse to make TG, fuck that.
I think I'm gonna lose.
My board does not look very good.
Alright, fuck it.
I don't know if I'm winning this one though.
Oh, I'm definitely not winning.
I mean, even if it doesn't wrap, there's no end to this.
Aw, man.
I mean, even though I didn't six streak, I still two-street did the neutrals.
So, whatever.
But yeah, if you can set up a 6-win it's just instant gg.
Badge.
Holy shit, so many firsts in this- who is this guy?
Oh, I just open and play Goven.
And if I go 8, I just say it's a bad B.
And if I win, I just say I have rolled.
lose that beat win probably hi-roll if I low roll I probably go eight
I mean, I totally could play, uh, I'll, I'll, let me see.
I should have just sold.
I should have just fucking sold, man.
Like, just because I have tier cloak, I'm pretty sure I should never play towards AP
here.
There's an entire lobby's AP.
There's one, I mean, this guy's playing Caitlyn, and there's two AD players.
I should have just sold, man, and now I'll meet.
I guess I can sell this.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm just making it adaptive.
I might as well get one.
I'm pretty sure I always put items here.
Alright, I'm out with your armies!
Here cool glove love the boost the pack
Oh my god, like one component is not a fucking forge, you idiots.
Okay, I could play Yi technically, but I would be playing Yi with no Rengar.
I'm pretty sure I just play Ophelios from this spot, and I just put this on Brambleback
and call it a day.
I feel Yi from this spot is a guaranteed Baw4.
Legit guaranteed.
But now I'm going to make QSS, and then Tears like Val, Redemption, something.
And I'm pretty sure the last item legit has to be Starak.
Or this build is fucking terrible.
I mean those options are, what was it, Ascension?
What even were my options?
I don't even want to fucking think about it.
I know I will think about it so I can start bitching, hold on.
Ascension?
Seeker's fucking Armguard?
What's End?
Shit, it's fucking rage bait man, actual rage bait.
Also I need to go sword here, then I don't even want to make fucking IE because I'm pretty
sure Nostarak on this Brambleback is an instant FF or no, let me check.
back quicksilver what does this thing even call help fire hatching oh no it's
plus Delta oh it's GA wait stragg is plus Delta what the fuck
I guess I'll use don't care about the fucking I guess they help our hatches
makes it so it never it never like
well I got I got two ESP I guess it makes it so it never like gets caught for
no reason I mean it is a very little sample size but it's like enough for it
I think
Wait, no, no, I went to the previous patches. Oh
It's the rack it's the rack never mind. I just I just never mind
There's an amu-mu
I went to the other patches, it's track.
Uh, I mean, belt's pretty good.
Yee, I'm asking yee.
to roll next turn. What is this? Make 40. I mean low key isn't it? I actually just always
redemption. Fuck the Staraq. And that's not true. If I get chained and sword I'm like
But the thing is like there's nothing wrong with making IE, I don't think it really changes
the fight that much so I'm kind of under sweet.
I think my board is very, very shield, but I do need to like dual carry Felios and you
can't just solo carry fucking Bremel back in me and that's your board.
I don't know. I mean I didn't need to click more items. I mean bro this portable forge is fucking trash
It's actual trash. I just wanted three components. You give me three components in the game. Oh
That oh that is very very good. Holy shit. I'm back. All right. I'm back
I'm actually back
And I'm not that visible because I want to cash this out by 4-2
And then I need it like if I lose I need at least kill some units so I can see my end of
Make sure I don't miss any planted units.
Did I kill some units?
I think I killed...
I killed two.
So next turn I have to kill...
I lose I have to kill four or I have to wait another turn for my fucking end bill.
All right, I'm looking at my spot here. I'm uh, I'm kind of not that bad I
I need I need a fucking sword here man, but I need two swords and then I need a lot more items a
Fucking Jesus Christ Jesus Christ. This is I don't need these
if I make redemption if I make vow redemption play around tier glove I
mean honestly I think I just have to go Hodges game but I need to kill one of
the Hodges I could wait one no but I need to start
I need to start building the Phyllo's items.
Alright, let me make a vow first.
Because I need to kill it here.
And then I'll just sit on this.
Can I kill a 4 here? Probably not.
Use the fucking Gumblyd with...
Oh god.
Every time this third auto is just...
Oh wait, what the fuck? I got this already?
I mean I'm pretty sure I have to go out of this game, yes.
No sword.
Oh
Come cook
What's another what's a vanguard that I'm missing?
Oh, that is good, I should probably should not have updated that one
All right
Crown guard, I mean, I'm just gonna finish
Oh cloak belt belt play around crack and crack and I I will allow it I have one
a fellos one bramble back with a spring roots a moomo to yo GGs we're back
guys I don't have a single sword by the way whole game zero sword I was trying to
sword on every single fucking possible carousel. He's playing rapid plus one with a fucking
ginsu. Whole game, zero sword, my bad.
My bad!
Full game?
Is there an RE player?
Yes.
What did I make?
Whole game Zero Sword, I cannot.
I mean, I'm just gonna go double kraken. I need the gold, like, fuck you, man.
I mean, I use definitely better, but, uh...
It's three gold, like, nah, I need to finish IE. I'm not trying to go fucking...
I'm not trying to go double kraken, no IE.
But Kloge is, like, pretty not that flexible.
Like, Kloge is basically only kraken.
So maybe I should just go kraken kraken.
But then, like, I don't think this glove, like, I'm not willing to make anything but IE with this glove.
Not even flexible you know what we're gone to that's pretty good
Rock paired
GD I
Mean I'm Brock paired. I'm just zero return man
I don't care, I'm just gonna cook this, I'm not going to make anything else, don't care.
My fucking dumbass Rambleback has 45% Omni-Bam.
Oh my god.
It's so fucking useless.
It's so useless.
No rock 2. I'm not even a felios pair.
My sword is on a one cost.
Rock 2.
Rock 2
One roll for rock 2 GG
I mean if I have rock 2 my board is actually good even without affiliates too
Because my uh, it just doesn't get aggroed on and it will never get tickled down, it's
so much on the ground.
I got another ult off, too bad I'm still buffed.
I have no anti-heal.
I'm not even a felios pair by the way this guy has 50 gold nice spreading
rules hit a moomoo to 40 gold left with a moomoo to what who there's a how many
At least I got Staraq, that's pretty good.
And I think I'm dead.
That was really fun.
Three team I just played.
It's spreading roots.
It's a Mu Mu 2.
Level 850 gold.
50 gold, spreading the route strikes again.
I hit spreading routes on three, two.
I guarantee you, I can turn off my monitor
and topple over this game.
That was really fun.
That was very, very fun.
And now I'm depressed.
My portable forge, it was so bad, I still remember it.
Halisman of Ascension, Seeker's Armguard,
Hellfire, dumbass hatchet is my only takeable and wit's end.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
And then if I can just get any fucking normal item augment replication,
I'll take magic roll or scrap bag, or not, or big grab bag,
and then I and then I just end the game 15 components on for one with not a
single sword not one zero I got zero swords not one
What is what's under a good just me I
And I was depressed throughout the entire game.
And now I'm gigging the breast.
My entire board, one star, my front line.
If you're as sad, why not be happy?
How could I be happy when the game didn't give me a sword the entire game?
My life is actually ruined.
I'm just sitting there with a fucking 45% omnivant brambleback.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Four?
And then I click duo queue, and then it gave me, it gave me, quote, quote.
And then I popped my anvil that I got from the thing, like the game gave me hope, and
I'm like, oh shit, I'm back.
I popped my Anvul, no BF sword again.
And then I'm like, okay, it's fine, I got a bow.
Then I clicked dual queue hoping to finish
like a red buff at least, cook, cook.
And the game no anti heal.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
This game I rolled down 0 Malkai.
This game I'm supposed to win out?
Didn't even have Phelios too.
I mean this game I'm just depressed.
I mean this game I won the game on 2-1.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I played until I hit MF3, but I mean, even if I did hit MF3, I probably still would win this game.
So I'll allow this one.
Went 9 on 5-1, ended the game with an Elune, locked into my shop. I have a Vigor on my board.
This was a 9 on 5-1, and I rolled infinite.
I mean, I have Narm 2, Ivern 2.
Oh, this is my charm.
And then entire board's upgraded, didn't upgrade, and then I just end the game without a single Eluni.
And I'm depressed.
I mean, this game, going better is pretty good. This was us reeling this in the Let's EXP Galaxy.
Yeah, I will never be clicking Let's EXP again.
I didn't see a single Umumu, but I'm pretty sure I could have held...
If I held Shen Lilia here, I sell a lune too for upgrading Lilia to, and I go Shen over
a worthless ass Ivern.
I would have won this game.
I just needed Antihill.
And then I was one turn away from getting three item Draven because I moved the last
whisper to Draven or three item Elder I guess.
And then I go third item Elder and then I would have won this game.
I forgot what I thought but he must have high rolled because my board looks really good
Oh this game I'm supposed to win out a thousand percent of the time this game fuck you I'm
I'm depressed again.
Hello?
Is, uh...
Is, uh...
Wait, wait, wait.
I was going to message Setsuko and see if he wants to gamble, but honestly I'm a bad influence.
So I'm just not going to say anything and just let him live his life happily.
And I can be depressed by myself.
Okay.
No sword.
I have a hodgepramble back.
I'm loading it with a heart ramble rack.
I mean I'm not trying to play fucking brick beast, but I do have a bow.
I mean should I just, I could actually hold, I'm not holding this, but I could actually
hold like your pair for all like I'm pretty sure like I'm supposed to hold
but I'm so fucking green bro should I actually start playing the game
uh I'm supposed to hold here like
my bonus gift Legion of threes I mean Legion of threes has a high chance of
winning instantly
so does bonus gift though
Oh, I'm pretty sure, does this come in an orb or not?
No.
Fuck you.
I don't really want to go Legion because the thing is, why don't I just do this?
Also I could actually play what's it called this game, so let me not make me run one turn.
Is that a wreckside?
Like I technically could play Vhagar this game, I don't really like children that much but...
Like next shop?
If I load up with uh...
I mean, if I had an oar, is that good?
Is there a brawler? No.
Hmm
There's no way
And the dog shoot
What's wrong my throat what happened rock-on paired karma paired
I'm down to play this so I can just start farming like a coven loot also this arena
needs to be banned man. What the fuck is this? How can anyone play on this?
How much damage does Karma do? 505? If I stack the Karma I gain 7 amp 1 Managen in
hundred seventy five HP. I'm pretty sure I'm losing regardless. Level five.
I can't hold these though.
I'll make 20 next turn.
I mean I'm for just fuck.
I'm all the fuck making 20 next turn.
But I could have made 20 this turn and then sell, but the thing is I can just play, maybe
I just never play Coven this game.
Okay, am I not supposed to just never play Coven from the spot?
No, I mean, I'm kind of not to play Coven for some bonus loot as well.
Also, I'm not just like Coven and just not fucking catch on the detection of some components as well.
Also, I need to scout and see if I'm playing AP or AD.
AP, AP, AP, AP, Kinsu, Vanguard, Ravager.
Recall Shane.
I mean, I'm kind of down to just go through the route, Shane. I'm not going one cost, well fuck you.
I'm sure if I was a super flex water, I wouldn't play anything.
Your end is nigh.
Okay, I'm never playing coming.
I'm looking at this board.
Okay.
Am I sacking the unit?
Probably not.
I mean I could... I could also get Blossom in for two turns. No, let's not do that.
Let's not throw the game. I make 20, make 30, and I just throw this board. And I just
Pray I highroll some bonus gift later.
This Vagra human is kinda cool.
It's so satisfying.
Holy shit, he actually got so many stacks.
What is wrong with my throat? What happened?
I'm as busy as part of the general flow one, I guess.
Like if I'm playing this and I eat Karma 2, what do I get?
12 Amp 2 Managen.
Yeah, that will not be even Karma 2.
Huh?
It all sticks to.
What the fuck?
huh it all sticks to what the fuck
I mean honestly does he do I want to do they want to damage or not this person
is not a damage I don't think I'm doing the single point of damage of the
And now I'm broke man
Also, I want to play AD because the entire lobby is AP I mean AP, AP, AP, AP, AD, Q assist, not sure how he's going past 9, and then this guy is Bravager plus 1, so I'm not sure yet, and this guy is AD.
Okay, honestly it doesn't matter, I think she's on her side.
I'm gonna ski it.
Oh my gosh.
Rek'Sai 2?
I could play Coven, no?
I already have one loss, I might as well...
I don't know if I would ever eat frontline here.
I don't even have gargoyle, nothing.
Okay, I'm not the weight augment.
All right
This has a D as well, okay, so a D
a D a fast nine
Probably a D a P a P a P
Okay, so it's three a P
Three a D in a fast nine a D
I mean, it doesn't really matter. I mean, I'm probably playing AP here because I have
children with staff, but let me see what I get.
I can proc this once.
All right, it didn't proc.
Okay, what do I want to play though?
I mean, do I want to play AD or AP, what do you think?
I mean, I probably want to play AP.
Because I can actually, I mean I don't even know why I would ever think about AD here,
but I already know I slim AP items here, or AP items here, and then the next shot is
going to be Mio-Felios.
And then UG.
Ah, go whatever.
Probably don't have to play this, I could have played like anything.
Also it's per interval on, I mean I need to go Gargoyle, and then I need to, I see all
all Colts and Rods and I just play Akeem in the spot.
Alright, I'm tired.
Can I go to sleep?
Because I'm looking at my spot, I think I'm Akeem.
So I'm gonna watch the little team.
My bonus gift is not bonus gift.
Okay, I'm back, lowkey.
I mean, it's preferable to level this certain role once, alright, level what I'm gonna make.
Probably just go for rod or something else.
That's actually a lot of gold, so I'll allow it.
I get some rolls and some gold.
Hog chain.
My board is complete dog shit anyway.
There's Ari, but there's also a Mew Mew, and there's also Zyra.
I'll be going Zyra.
Alright, I mean I'm locked. I have one Zyra, I have a lot of rolls, I will be playing...
And I have Gargoyle, Garshogin, Void, and then I need Rod or Fronlin and I'm here...
And I'm back.
Also, why is this... whatever.
Coming at you
Procedures for once I'm not gonna see another shop
Rift beast adapter
I might as well commit this this turn. I mean, I mean, who knows maybe I get Ron who knows
Am I even killing a single unit here? Yes, I think I've won the round
Also, I want you guys to know, I think, I don't know, what the fuck printed me 2 EXP?
Oh, it was a Wisp, it was a Wisp.
I'm gonna go role once again.
I mean this is this is remember the guide how the guy to you wrote down a book you this is why you fucking use your free rolls
I just got 20 gold last turn and then now I just got another anbel. I'm back
This is why you use your rolls
It's not making fun anyway
Also, I have a perfect interval on 4-1.
I don't think I'm killing him since we needed it.
I'm leveling up 4-1 for sure.
I have 5 free rolls.
I'm pretty sure this is the second time the lobby that has Malphite.
Fuck you, man.
Okay, I don't really want to save cloak. I mean, I want rabbitons for sure. I mean, rabbitons is for sure the best item here.
Okay, and then now... Holy shit, that charm is fucking broken.
I'm actually reaching up to 4-1 now, I don't know where. I can't.
I refuse to go anything but the thingy.
Alright.
I'm gonna fight for sure.
Am I winning for sure?
I'm winning for sure.
I'm gonna move too.
I don't have a...
Alright.
Alright. Uh, not that anyone's fun.
Chain Cloak Gear Club Belt.
I don't have a Jubbernaut in.
And I also don't have anti-heal.
at least I have I mean I need to win this round around me I lost I just lost the
component I just lost the component I mean I have to I can make fucking
Starrac I could have a forge something oh my I just lost the component man and I
I paid four gold for the shit.
No, oh, the staff's need it?
I mean, that's pretty good.
But I kinda need some gold to hit my board.
Bro, no, I need gold to hit my board.
No, I don't, don't care.
The staff's need it?
And it's a, I mean, that's basically,
I mean, it is booster pack with a thing,
but I mean, fuck you, don't care.
Uh...
I
At least I have a move to that's pretty good man, and don't care what your dumb ass
Art Morillo might as well warm off plus
I mean I could go uh what's it called here I mean my items are really good I mean I have
to make my own because I don't know what's it called.
My Amumu is dead in one millisecond I can't why is this guy so strong?
Why is this guy so strong?
How did my Mu die in one millisecond?
Okay, well after I hit Zyra 2, my board is actually good.
Uh, but yeah, I don't have Zyra 2.
But I refuse to knock this asset here.
I mean, I have to sell both of these.
And I just sell all four of these so no one ever
Why not even rolling it also, yeah, why not even rolling it
Okay, so why do I not have a Doosar?
Oh, like that, oh no, this, like, yes, okay, listen, I know BoosterFact would have maybe
hit my board, but like, isn't Statsmith like, I have to take it, because it also procs it
as well?
Like, don't I ask, like, isn't these two Rod items an instant GG?
I got Arcane Joemarillo, and then the thing is I have a Forge around Bench, so even if
if I like hit some dog shit, I can report it.
And then also Pandora's.
Like, I mean, I have to, man.
But now I don't have my carry,
and now I'm, I mean, I already had a Moo Moo too, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Okay, okay, okay.
Like, if I didn't have a Moo Moo too,
I would've went booster pack for sure.
But like, but I mean, if I have a Moo Moo too,
like, bro, I mean, it's just, I mean, I didn't hit them.
Okay, well, I kind of still want Malkai too, though.
Or Malfight 2. How many Malfights are there on?
Zero! Legit zero! Alright! No no no no no! Malfight 2 in Shop GG!
Malfight 2 in Shop GG!
Uh, I mean I'm probably going to roll for Charm. Also I can't even do this because there's too many
Felios 2 Rock 2. How? Also my guy died instantly. Well that can't be good for me, the dude is dead instantly.
That is very, very bad for me. That was my anti MR, but it's fine because I don't think I'm killing this guy anyway.
This guy, I'm fighting someone with 0 Econ Augments and he has Rock 2, Brambleback 2 of Felios 2,
Wormon's Gargoyle, Attack Speed, Kraken, and then Nami no Vanguard plus one, but...
Zero Econ Augments, by the way.
Zero Econ Augments, he has that board. Huh.
Huh.
Because he is good, STFU Lil' Noob, yeah, he's really good. This is my board, by the way.
This is a move unit in this line, so it's a melt fight.
This is very sad.
How does this guy have rock too?
I
My bad, I guess everyone has rock too. All right. Well, I thought I was high rolling because I hit mumu too
But there's zero malphite on actually he's holding a malphite, but I mean whatever I thought I was high rolling
But the entire lobby I think there's another
Ari player as well. Let's see if they both hit already to me. See
No, he didn't but he's rock paired
We're gonna do all right. Well, okay. Okay, very fun. I have bonus gift. And now I'm on
life. And the amount of beef on this shit is unreal.
Wow. Oh, yay, we're back.
I don't even have...
Woohoo!
We're back!
I mean, my thoughts actually not bad if I had two lives, but yeah, I don't have two lives, so that's not good.
In fact, I might be dead.
I'll jam. Probably just hit Remus 3. My board is ass.
It was really fun.
That was really fun.
Who in the solid missed?
Double-weight contest.
Double-weight contest.
Nidalee 2, Rock, Aphelios 2, Nidalee 2, Aphelios 2, Brevillebac 2, Rock 2, Rock 2,
Morgue 2, RE2.
I mean, I fight this on Remus 3, RE2, and I'm just sitting here.
I can't even find a Malphite.
And I'm the only Malphite player.
And I have bonus loot.
And I had the charm that gives me infinite gold
and infinite re-rolls.
Nice.
This is a, this is a definitely a great game I just played as well.
That is very fun.
Very, very fun.
Holy shit.
The thing is, I don't really want to play anymore,
but I kind of want to watch champs.
So if I enter here, I'm not going to watch champs.
But do I really want to play anymore?
This game is really bad.
It is legit boring.
I don't really want to play anymore.
No, the thing is, I'm probably going to play off stream.
I don't really want to stream anymore.
This shit is so boring.
Like, what is this game?
Like, what are these games?
Zero Swords the whole game, uncontested,
everyone else in the lobby hits,
and I'm uncontested in my line,
and I can't even hit Soraka 2 until 5-1.
What?
I can't even hit Soraka 2?
How?
And the entire lobby just loads up no econ augment,
two star everything.
It's like, I'm miserable, man.
What the fuck am I even playing?
I'm sitting here trying to be entertaining, but it's...
How can I be entertaining when these are my games?
It's just fucking depressing.
What the fuck is this?
I scouted.
One of the AP players were locked already and the other one played towards already anyway.
Then I get a Zyra off Karasol and I end the game no mouth bite until fucking 5-1 uncontested
and the entire lobby hits two star everything.
No econ augment.
And then this game, zero sword whole game, portable forge, wit's end, Talisman of Ascension,
Hellfire hatchet, Seeker's Armguard.
What even are these games?
This game no affiliate- no no no I'm done.
I don't know what you're doing, this is wrong.
Alright, I'm out.