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I'm holding you to your word, I am going to be back on February 2nd and I want to pull
I want to pull to the chover society, bro.
Your voice is lost.
Listen, my voice is a little lost
because as you guys know, I was screaming a lot yesterday.
A big fucking day made, shout out to Seattle sea hocks.
Shout out to Seattle sea hocks.
Shout out to the music of my rooms.
It's tilted, slanted and much wouldn't it?
Yes, okay.
They should be fixed now.
Is he better?
Is he better?
Is he still fucked up?
Amen.
How are we feeling?
We got to finally got a desktop, bro.
I haven't been able to sit on a desktop and do some reacts in a minute.
So we are finally officially here on a back at home in Ann Lane and a desktop, been in
Miami for the last week.
Did y'all fuck with the Miami streams?
We're out there for a little bit.
We're out there for what?
today's God days? Yes, yes, yes, yes, I mean I love my enemy. I get asked and love my
enemy bro. Lakers money line. Y'all, why are y'all? Y'all the gate? Y'all I just went
line and y'all are already telling me to put it place bro. What do you mean
Let's see what's in Lakeers' money line.
Who do they play?
Who do they play?
Now, Lakeers' verse, bulls.
Okay.
Lakers versus rules, Celtics versus trailblazers and that's a blowout.
We got rockets, crazy, not gonna lie, Lakers versus rules.
Might as well throw a little throw a little two bands on it, two bands on a
Lakers, not a bad shot at all, that a bad shot shot, I feel it's a good shot.
Two bands on a Lakers.
Not an addict, not an addict, not an addict, not an addict, not an addict, not an addict at all.
I'm not an addict.
It's not, see, you guys look at it as an addiction.
It's not an addiction.
I'm going to parlay it.
Cavaliers and money line, the Lateres and Money line, sounds like a deal.
Please bet $2,000.
Okay, anyways, that's what I was saying. We were in Miami and back to LA, but we are not in LA for long
because tomorrow, so I'm going to keep it real here. Okay, so can you guys explain to me how
times those work please. If I leave, if I leave tomorrow to go to Qatar, when do I land in Qatar?
Okay.
When, after you land, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, okay. So let's say hypothetically, I leave
at Monoclock tomorrow and it's a 16-hour flight when will I be
lied for you guys? That's what I'm confused about. That's what I'm confused about.
Okay, actually you know what? If we're going to say a chatGPT, thank you.
Real question for y'all. Do you guys use chatGPT instead of Google for
now on? Am I the only one that does that?
Hello, it's lovely to meet you. If there's anything you need, please don't hesitate to let me know.
I'm here to help. Not really like in the accent there.
Hey, how's it going? I'm looking forward to working together. Let's figure out what to start.
What's on your mind?
Okay
Little calming guy. Oh, glad to meet you. I think we're gonna do great work together. Why should we stop?
I sound like he's gonna fuck me. Hey, it's great to meet you. How's your day going?
I'm really looking forward to working on some cool stuff together
Curm as you're a little bit of yana. Hey there. I've got a really great feeling about us tuning up. Hey, what's up?
Feel free to ask me about anything that's on your mind. Hi there. Nice to meet you. Hey, I'm ready to hit the ground
So if there's anything you'd like me to focus on.
Oh, this guy.
Hey, how you doing, Shaggy, can you see my name's Lacey?
Lacey, I'm doing great.
Thanks for asking.
How about you?
Hope you're having a wonderful day so far.
So I got a quick question.
If I have a flight tomorrow at 1 o'clock to Qatar
and it's a 16 hour flight,
when will I land in Qatar LA time?
So, if you depart at 1 pm in the flight of 60 hours, that means you'll arrive at 5 pm the next day in your departure time zone.
But since guitar is 11 hours ahead of L.A., we need to add that time difference.
So, if it's 5 pm in L.A., it'll actually be 4 pm the following day in guitar.
So, you'll land at around 4 pm guitar time the day after you depart.
So, I'm going to be in a future.
I'm going to be in a future.
I can literally tell you guys a lottery ticket number and tell you guys what the power
of all these and you guys can win.
Time is relative with the, you know, you're a nerd.
All right, so basically what I'm saying,
what I'm hearing is I will not be live tomorrow,
but I will be live the next day,
probably around seven AML a time.
Maybe 8 a.m. L.A. time, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Why are you saying GG? So y'all aren't going to set your alarm and wake up to watch my stream?
Why am I drinking energy and get back 30?
No, we have school, you'll, I get asked for a got that you guys still go to school.
Wait, that's kind of crazy.
You guys still wake up and have to wake up at like six in a morning and go to fuck in school, man.
All right, focus on reactions. Let's go to reactions in a calm.
Jason, we accidentally pulled a lecari and leaked his note pad with strange things.
What the fuck is on the carry?
Folder for strong BBC.
Silky Bridge, Max Marlin, Bruce, Zoyol, Marlin again, Tyler won an AJ.
Marlin should have so big he had to put it to points.
What are you saying is cha-ha-ha.
And why am I not on there?
Wait, I don't understand, okay, I might maybe I'm tapped out.
I don't get what, what's the recovery?
Here's the clip of what happened.
The carry accidently leads to no pad with extremely sus fibres.
Can we see a last and my good to show this or no?
It's not going to be that way.
Oh, hell no.
Look at the tabs.
twenty twenty six in the riot, fever it.
I'm out of the gist piece.
Is this channel laughing?
Oh, hell no.
And you're showing me what this isn't, it's not a joke or something you can laugh
off.
I hope that this somehow was a mistake or a virus, but it's looking real bad.
You need to get help.
and modding myself, and unassociating with you, peace.
Holy shit!
Bro, I hope he's permabane forever.
He's got a seven-day ban.
What?
during my last stream I opened no pad which revealed a link. The list in the link included
titles that suggest a child sex abuse material further down. I have never
consumed this type of content nor do I think it's acceptable. So why, why?
So I decided to keep streaming in an effort to downplay the severity of the
situation, which was deceptive. This was a mistake that I deeply regret and
apologize for. The link gave access to abusive material for anyone to see.
This is serious and harmful.
I recognize that trivializing, abusive material on stream is not okay and can lead to real harm.
I am taking a real step to change my ways.
I've admitted myself into a poor addiction and recovery program that will last 30 days.
During this time, I'll be able to work out there while also receiving professional therapy and treatment from my addiction.
They have professional porn recovery programs?
Brother, you don't need to be admitted, yo.
Browsing a hand-tie in porn websites as an escape has been a serious problem for as long as I can remember.
This treatment will come with a definite hiatus to my livestreams to allow myself to focus on recovery.
Yo, yo, can you submit a minute to a jail?
What? What?
Did he just completely skip over the part where there were kids involved?
You're correct.
Use zero GPT.
41% brother, this is half the fucking thing.
I don't know, I just, I don't know, 70 minutes fucking insane, that's crazy.
A poor addiction facility, they make poor addiction facility?
Is that actually a thing?
What do they do?
What do they do in a poor addiction?
It's a good or a tap.
What do they do there?
These come in your room and talk to that.
Rate the swing, Lacey.
So John Pork just sent me a video
of him swinging a go, okay, that's it.
John Pork, let's see.
Take a four-low key.
Not bad, kid.
What?
Yeah.
What do you mean, get to it?
Come down here, come here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hi.
Come here.
She's not a ugly ratch, she's not.
She looks cute.
She looks so good.
Go, go, go.
OK.
All right, well, all right, you know what I'd realize
dude?
I went live and I completely forgot to tell y'all.
Like, stuff about me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm a little discombobulated today.
I'm a little discombobulated today, okay, so, um, I like got, I got like sidetrack.
Can you guys stop sidetracking me and let me stay on track?
It's not really annoying to y'all not sidetracking me, please.
Let me stay on, on, on track, okay, um, to start, to start.
I lost my train of thought there.
Hold on, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think.
Oh, this one I wanted to react to.
Lacy is the number one sports streamer in 2026.
average 26,000 viewers during the NFL playoffs peaked at over 67,000 concurrent viewers
on watch parties. Four million total live views throughout the month. Dained 125,000 followers
which is the number six fastest growing streamer. 28 million plus YouTube views and over
a billion TikTok views just from clips in January.
This is insane, bro.
This is actually insane.
You all have a sports streamer, yes, yes, considering this is all for sports streams.
But, bro, this is insane.
It's been going crazy.
It's been a lot of fun, a ton of fun, honestly.
I can sit down and wash the beans.
So more of the Super Bowl, I'm trying, I have, for the Super Bowl, I have two options
on what I'm going to be doing.
I'm trying to really figure out what to do right now.
I'm really torn between two things.
So I've had something that I've been planning out to do for the Super Bowl in terms of
of viewing party and I want to do it, but now there's an opportunity where I can do
a watch party with all the guys for the Super Bowl. So I'm really cool, I don't know
what to do. I don't know if I should stick with the plan that I had and do that, or if
I should dub it and watch the game with Ron and Jason in the depth.
I don't know what to do.
But Ron beat it.
What did Ron say?
So Ron, basically, here's the two options, all right?
Here's the two options.
I'm going to bring it over to you guys right now.
I'm talking to the NFL and I have an opportunity to stream from a hotel
suite and do a viewing party of the game. It would be a hotel like right
across from the stadium and I can do a viewing party in there and I'm talking
to some people about having some NFL players pull up like 30 minutes before
the game, chopping it up, having some like a player pull up during the game,
watch with me a little bit, and then, you know, having some people up during that,
maybe some other streamers too alone, and see if sketching it to come by, I
want to see if a damp one to come by, but then this other thing came up. So,
and then the other option is me, Jason, a depth and a run, would get a house.
like on the right outside the stadium and do a watch party together.
So, I don't really know what to do, bro. I really don't know what to do.
Because I do want to watch the games with the guys.
And at the moment, there's no locked in players that would be pulling up.
Like, I don't have anybody locked in. I've talked a few players, but I don't have anybody in the locked.
But I will say this regardless of where I do the wash party, who I do the
wash party with, I'm going to take the money that I won last week and I am going
to be doubling down. I'm going to be putting $50,000 on a team this week for the
more. I don't know what team yet. I don't know if because I'm a
be honest. Last night I was late in bed. I was watching some film. When the weather is good,
straight may, could be a dog. In the Patriots defense is really fucking good,
like that Patriots defense is really good. But the sea hawks, I just feel like the sea
have I feel it to see ox can wait I don't know I don't know woman pick I don't know woman pick
and so what what I will tell this right now whether I pick the Patriots or to see ox I'm putting
$50,000 on the scene that I choose I'm putting 50 bands on it so it's either I lose 50 bands
or I come up 100k.
I don't ride with the sea hocks. I don't know what I'm going to go with. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm a figure out.
I'm a figure out. Maybe make a 10-leg parlay. What is NAMS? Not a bad show.
So you guys are abbreviating not a bad show with NAMS.
Stop saying NAMS.
NAMS.
But yeah, so I've been the whole damn trying to figure out, I don't really don't know
what to do because like, oh, I low-key wanted, I had had this plan, but it's not set
and stone yet, and I also have the option to do the watch party with the guys,
which I want to watch you with the guys, but like I don't know if I want to
dub the plan I already had. So I got to figure out exactly what I'm going to do.
I will be honest, I'm leaning towards sticking with the plan that I had, but why not
have them pull up to the hotel. So, okay, it's two, it's two different sponsors that makes sense.
That's the problem. So, I don't know, I got to figure it out. I got to figure it out.
But I have a little bit, but we do have Super Bowl in the Super Bowl, I'm going to be there for the whole week, so when the Super Bowl happens, I'm going to be out there on the fourth, I'm pretty sure I'm hosting the Twitch Streamer Bowl, which is basically where a bunch of NFL players pull up and link up with a bunch of streamers.
And there's like a big contest and the money goes to charity and Twitch asked me to host it
So I think I'm gonna be the host this year where I'm like going around interviewing the NFL players
Talking to the streamers kind of similar to how I did last year to the one I'm planning out a little more this year
So I think I'm gonna be doing that and then
We have the whole Super Bowl week where I got invited to a ton of events and
And I didn't go out and invite y'all, Chad, I invited to y'all,
I can't hear what I got invited to.
Hold on, let me tell you guys, hold on.
I got invited to a place called the Business of Sports,
Strategy, Culture, and Commerce.
And it's like, it has like a whole entire panel
like board room and business people and maybe I got invited to go stream it. I don't know. I feel like I don't fit into that room. I feel like I don't fit into that room at all.
You do not belong there. Yeah, I don't know. There's like a bunch of events going on during the Super Bowl. I
Like the hosting and event during the Super Bowl week. So I also got invited to go to I don't know if you guys are familiar with this but
Every year during the Super Bowl, they do this thing where it's like the top strongest
players in the NFL.
And I think I'm going to be able to stream that and pull up to that.
So a lot of stuff's going to happen during the Super Bowl week that I'm going to be able
to go to go pull up and stream.
Oh, that's the pro bowl?
Oh, is that the pro?
No, it's a Super Bowl week.
I think.
Maybe I'm certain.
I don't know, but then as soon as the Super Bowl ends, as soon as the Super Bowl ends,
we have NBA All-Star Weekend, which we have NBA All-Star Weekend, but I don't know if
I'm able to stream it.
That's the problem.
So I talked to people about like,
I was talking about me being on the court sign,
streaming my POV in my reaction.
I'll start again.
But I was told that I quote,
There was a prior streamed game where a streamer was at a game and people didn't like that in the NBA
higher-ups. So it's a little 50-50 on if I'm gonna be able to stream that or not.
I think Warren has too much emotion in chat. That's what I think today is. I think I think
I think people were mad that Ron had more viewers than the game.
That's what I think.
That's why I opinion.
That's what I think.
But obviously, I'll never know the exact thing that was being talked about.
But that's what I was told.
But maybe potentially I'm definitely going to be involved in all
certain weekend, but I'm going to be honest.
I just, these things weren't like all certain weekend and this,
And I can go with a brand, but I feel like that's not authentic for me, if that makes sense.
I don't go into events and go in here, go in there, and kind of making it a sponsor.
I'd rather just go and enjoy the all-star weekend itself than me go like.
You know what I mean?
You don't want to say, I don't want to explain what I'm trying to say.
But I'm going to try to go to all start weekend,
even whether it's with a brand or without a brand,
and stream that so that could be cool.
And then get your bag.
Well, it's not even about the bags,
it's not about the bags.
About me, I want the best call to out of the possible.
So I'm there, and I have a bunch of stuff I have to do
in this, and now I'd rather just be at the event
with my selfie stick, stream in the event,
meeting people like, show in my POV, that would be cool.
That's what I want to do.
And then after that, after all,
so our weekend, I think Clicks is going to be in LA.
I think Clicks is going to be in LA.
Hello?
You said what?
I'll take a time for planbooks.
Hello?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you for clipping for me, dude.
I hope you found way you should do more things for all this time.
I'm down to do more shoes with brawtives, man.
I'm down.
You just live in San Diego.
God, this thing's so good.
Oh, you like the darlustrives?
Oh, we live in San Diego.
Oh, subs.
You're going to 100% here, buddy?
Okay, okay, turn this fucking front of us.
Now call me me.
Stop fucking calling me!
I'm gonna talk to them about future streams.
Where was I?
I don't know.
Do you got, oh.
Clicks is coming to LA during that time for renewing some strings of clicks.
We got a big announcement coming very soon.
Me and Clicks, huge announcement, honestly probably biggest announcement I've ever had.
So I'm so excited for that.
We've been doing a lot of prep for that and it's going to be a lot of fun and hopefully
you guys like what it is, you know, got a little trot on drop and then after that, it'll
be like getting close to March and March is March, so I really want to do a lot of stuff
from March Madness. During March, I have an idea, I want March for us, from my streams
in March, I want to further get her a college tour. Don't say, I will care I'm saying,
I want to do a college tour during March where I fly around. I'm going to different
colleges for a day and I go to the games from March Madness. And whenever college
I'm at, I'm going to put a bet in for the games and I'm going to go to the games, stream
the games, check out the call range beforehand.
Maybe I could link up with some players that play for some teams.
That's not how the work set is.
How the work set is.
How the work is.
Trust me.
I'm trying to cook.
I'm trying to cook.
But March madness teams are at the Colbert's campus.
We should have my overcut my burnt and fucking pie.
I'm fucking high.
Wait, so where are the players practice?
They're letting it in, it's not either way.
Listen, either way, no matter where the games are at,
Let's say Duke plays Vandermilk in fucking,
this is just a hypothetical, I know this doesn't,
I know this is probably, this is not true.
Let's say Duke plays Vandermilk in Chicago,
I wanna go to Chicago,
do a whole day in Chicago and then go to the game at night.
Okay?
Obviously, it's not gonna happen,
but that's what I'm saying I wanna do.
If you get what I'm saying, if you get what I'm saying,
like, let's say, let's say one team plays another team
in a location, I wanna fly out location.
I wanna do a stream in that city, maybe link up
with a few players, if a player's down to link up,
While I'm there and then I want to go to the game and stream the game me in the fan section
That's what I want to do
Very much madness. I really want to get tap in a marsh madness
And I really want to to go to the games and be in the games and really feel the environment of the fan section
Like feel how hype they get and I want to go to the final for a stream that as well
So, he's mad at you, so he's mad at me for a while, that's not, that's naps, that's
naps, that's naps.
Silky's on your ass.
I'm not a, not a, not a, not a, not a.
Face time silky.
Starting to feel like I blew out the speakers.
Is he fucking retarded?
What did I do?
What did I do?
Fuck you!
I want to go into a bed door, guess what?
I can't play my favorite music in the wild, because ladies spend in the fucking car.
What is fucking cars in his brain?
What the fuck's going on? I got into the event in order and the speakers are blown before I even got in there
You dumb bitch. You fucking art official hairline bitch take a pencil and do a hairline on
Ron Ron was driving in the think-bell of dumb ass
Fuck you you have an art official hairline go to turkey get a real one
Piss me off. Piss me off. See that chat? If you ever earn an argument with someone
on a phone, all you're going to do is say some shit and then hang up so they kiss
anything back to you win automatically. It's great methods. Nam, snams.
Okay, anyways, back to where I was saying, after I'm being able to start a weekend, I want
to start going around and I want to do a small little college tour, right, where I go
to a few colleges and I link up with some players, maybe maybe maybe I can watch a workout,
maybe I could stream like play a basketball, I do not work out with the player, see
and how they're preparing for March Mendes, and then when March Mendes starts, I want
to be involved in March Mendes, I want to go to the games, I want to stream the games,
I want to go to a do-game, I want to fucking die my hair blue, I want to put on a do-to-to
and I want to be in the fan section with my camera getting lit with the fans.
I really want to I want to turn up from Archbandis because I love basketball but I never really got into college basketball like too crazy.
A two-two.
Not actually a two-two.
You guys don't want to talk about I want to get into spirit and I want to pull it to the games and I want to bet on the games and I want to be in the stadium and feel the energy of Archbandis.
I think that's a, I think that'll be really fun in March, and then after March, what
is after March?
What month is after March?
January, February, March, April, June.
Okay, so April, but really not me, nothing nothing ever April, I'm gonna have to hear
something out there.
Then we have MBA articles.
Then it's the MBA articles.
You've got a name.
Junior, if I were to March, April, June, May, January, February, March, April, May.
Okay, yeah, so MB finals is in May.
Or no, the playoffs starting May for MBA.
And then the finals of June, right?
Correct, correct, correct, correct, correct, correct, correct.
Yes, okay, so yeah, so I mean, I will be honest with you.
All this stuff is going to be packed and then after that, we have world cup in the summer.
World cup starts in the summer and I'm a be honest.
I'm going to be honest, you guys have a nose about me.
But when I'm not on stream, I watch a lot of football.
I watch a lot of football.
And the team that I personally think is going to win,
and the team that I personally have better fan of since I was a kid,
is Spain.
Just being honest, just being honest,
I think Spain is very good.
I think they have very very good players a name five players on spade
Do I have to sit here for myself to you? I could literally name five players right now
Mecalmarino easy
Then you have me count lawyers of all easy you have Mark Kooch Kooch Kooch your rally Mark Kooch your Ella
And you have fair interest, you have yerin' Pino, Danny Omo, David Raya, you have
Pow, cumarsie, so yeah, not usable, not usable, not usable, and of course you have
let me in the mall, right, you have let me in the mall.
I'm sure, but I've never really watched football or got involved in football, but I want to start for World Cup this year.
And when I was in Marlin, I was watching Highlights of people who are good and who I liked watching.
And I saw her now though Highlights, I saw messy Highlights. I saw all these people Highlights.
And the only person that stuck out to me and I was like, oh, actually, watching him was the minimum.
for World Cup to reach 26. I wouldn't put in my money on and I would be supporting Spain.
Do not say GG. I'm not going to curse Spain. I'm not a curse.
I feel like I have a fresh slate when it comes to football because growing up I was a
Steelers and Lakers fan. I can't change that in bandwagon to a good team. So I'm just being up front and honest with all the football fans
I don't have a team when it comes to football
I don't have a team when it comes to football. So I have an opportunity right now to help on the bandwagon
Right because I never claimed to team. I don't have a team
I don't have a lot of knowledge of the sport. So I want to gain knowledge of the sport
I feel like that's a very fair thing to do.
I feel like football is something that people can get into at any age, no matter
no matter how long they've been watching it, and I like watching it and being you ball.
I saw his high in lights.
He's good.
So my money for the entire world cup, I'll be betting and I will be supporting his
Please, no, curse.
Not cursing Spain, Ralph Spain is winning the World Cup.
Spain is winning the World Cup.
What is this?
Oh my god.
We're updating our terms of service.
Yo, what is being going on with TikTok?
What is it?
What is it?
this. Yo, what is me going on with TikTok, bro?
Oh my god.
Wait, come on, there's a picture of me talking to my friends.
You're not gonna get hit. You're not gonna get hit.
You're not gonna get hit.
Oh, oh.
All right, we gotta be gonna miss you, go through a bad thing.
There's no, I do not have a gold threat badge.
You'll fly, I do not have a gold threat badge.
I'm not a threat, I'm not a threat to anything or anyone.
I get a little emotional on these games.
When there's a lot of money on the level, I do not have a gold threat badge.
Keep watching.
I'm not fucking right. I'm not a minister society. I'm not.
I don't want to put you on that given I lost it. I'm not a threat.
You have everybody on the vacation. Y'all, you've got to be serious.
I was not eating my shirt. I was trying to rip it. I was trying to rip it.
I think it's time for me to take a break so no more than the part of my life is eating.
Oh, yeah? I think it's a good break on a pair of legs. I guess what? That's why I won.
That's why I won. I won. I won. I won. Also, Shia, I want to put my two cents in.
Did you permission to put my two cents into something? Permission? Permission to put my two cents into something?
Denied. There you go. I don't care I'm doing it anyways.
I would like to put my two cents into this right here, even though the C-Ox1, even
You know the game is over.
It was about this bad as we can get here.
It's apparently talking a side line.
You want to see their hand.
They're cool to fly.
Clear this day.
Each locked it in exception to coldly.
Listen.
In an NFC conference championship,
where the winner goes to the Super Bowl,
I get that technically.
Technically, this is haunting, technically, this is a flag, yes, he's talking shit to the
sideline.
But in a game like this, on a third down, where they're about to punt the ball, having the
rest dictate the game, potentially dictate the game, he didn't touch anyone, he didn't
push anyone, he's talking shit to the other team.
Throwing a flag here and giving the Rams a first down and the potential to dictate the
entire game, having the refs make it about them once again, I've got to disagree with
this. I know that technically by the rule book, this is taught in yes, but bro, like
in this situation, in the playoffs with the entire season on the line, unless he's
fighting or pushing someone or crazy in someone's face, like you cannot throw in unspoken
like kind of penalty like this. I don't know. That's my opinion. If you disagree with me,
that's fine. But my opinion, I just don't even if this was reversed and the Rams were the team
that got this. I still don't think that the Russia would be able to dictate the game like that. They shouldn't.
Because look, he doesn't like, he hasn't touched anyone. He doesn't have to wait until he
He's just high that he made a play on a big fur down.
He's high that he made a play.
Like in Devontae Adams, look at him, snitch on the street, he's just he's snitching.
He's chased out of tail and now, and then rough through the flag as he walks away because
Devontae Adams told on him.
I won't do the same shit if I was those things.
I won't do.
I won't do.
Y'all, my boy, Ray, all thanks for having been 10 gifted.
What did you do to him, bro?
Who?
Holy fuck.
Is this morally?
How is this the lacy effect?
Bro, he would have to be like 800 pounds to look like this.
He's just a fat-salabashite, what he is.
Fat-tuckin' Slob Marlin' and guess what I'm saying?
I'm exposing Marlin' right now.
Textin' it, Drew textin' it, Drew Chat.
Hey, let's go to the gym this morning.
Guess what it is, Marlin'.
And guess what he was, posted fucking pictures.
I had eaten waffles and pancakes.
That slow-motion. I did. I was with you. I was with you. I didn't have to answer it.
Gamble during the World Cup and not a bad shout.
Going to, definitely don't have to be doing that.
I'm legit starting to say not a bad shout and normally without thinking, nabs.
I'm going to be wearing this, don't worry.
What is this?
I didn't watch the ladies in your spare.
It was hard on me guys.
It really was.
You f*****!
I didn't watch the ladies in your spare.
It was hard on me guys.
It really was.
Now it was...
You can't look at that and put it on the TV.
And you're scaring your tenants.
It's good, Captain.
I figured it.
So you guys could have watched me when I was fat?
You should make more IRL mods they were peak.
Yeah, but the issue I have with this IRL channel chat is if you look at this channel,
Like that, yeah, the videos, your videos,
lowkey, all the good though.
You're just a lazy shit.
No, I'm not a lazy shit.
I'm not a lazy shit.
The truth is, the truth is, you know what?
You know what?
You all meet up right back to the lawn,
so I'll meet up right in the lawn.
I'll be a guitar vlog.
If y'all genuinely want me to bring back the lawn,
I'll do a guitar vlog.
I'll do a me and Marlene Caterbal on general.
But the issue I had with this channel was all this stuff, the James Harden thing, joining
a college friend.
Kicked out a rolling loud, side-man-chairy match.
This is all stuff that I could stream.
Yes, I can.
I can't shoot this.
Yeah, question, question here.
I don't know how to hire a chef.
All the video, all the video ideas that I would vlog, I just stream.
stream. You can't stream at the cherry match? Yes, I could have. If I wanted to
stream the cherry match, I could have streamed. Fast, I could have. Wait, is there a rule
you can't stream there? Oh, there was a rule. I don't know that. Yes, oh. But what I'm
saying is this channel in my opinion is just pointless to be consistent on because
I can because everything that I would do as a video I would rather just do on
stream.
Stream faster.
What does that even mean?
Stream faster.
Chad, you guys say, no, he wouldn't do that in a minute.
You know what would be legendary?
If I got flight to do a lost party for the Super Bowl, oh my gosh.
I know he doesn't really stream with people or do like, like, collapse, but imagine
If me a flight stream, the wash party from the Super Bowl,
because he's a patriot's fan.
Wait, that actually the perfect person to do it with.
You know, they see lots of hate from the doorway.
What did I do to Norway?
You should do a little zillow house shopping segment to see what houses look like in Florida.
shout-and-abs, naps.
OK, what, what, what, what, uh, place in Florida, though?
OK, so here's what I think.
If you're going to Florida, right?
When it comes to houses, I don't think
you because Miami houses are more on the water and penthouse
times. I think if you're looking for a house, it's got to be in between Miami and
for a water now, like here. So I'm going to draw a boundary of here.
Okay, for rent, $4,000 a month, what is this?
Is it just all pen houses?
Press apply, wear, home type, low-key just a house, hold on, chat with me, what are you
Yes, you know what this?
What the fuck am I going to do with this?
125KM1, my name.
I think I need to hear a new of the boundary.
How do I add square foot?
Square foot, minimum, what do we think?
Five thousand?
More?
$7,500?
Holy fuck!
$25 per month.
It looks like a fort, looks like a fortnight what?
So, you're telling me I can get a 16,000 foot house, where is this located on the map?
Oh my God, that's like 25 minutes from Miami, like downtown, like 25 minutes drive.
It looks like a toy for Thanos.
Can y'all start setting some houses in a chat?
Do you please maybe send a few of you links in the chat?
Just a small little shout, nothing crazy.
And we'll be honest when it comes to price,
Max, probably like dirty.
Wait, there's a leaf.
What's this?
Perfect task.
You know what house would be perfect, yeah?
He'd be like, do we need a backyard or, okay, check if we got a part-time house in Florida.
Would we need a backyard or would it be better to be on the water?
Both, yeah, but if we want both, we're not, we're not, like, I'm just being realistic.
If we want both, we're not going to be able to be in the Miami area.
or you can get a house on an island?
What the fuck is this?
Is this a fucking resort?
Shall I muck a lie, I really have to think of shit,
but I'll, oh my god, why do I always have to shit?
Oh my god, I have to get so shitty.
I'm gonna be honest,
Fort Lauderdale's the plan.
Thirty bands.
Is he?
I don't know. What's a good place in what's a child?
What's like the best place house-wise in Florida?
Yes, I know Boca, but like, brother, if you look up to fucking Boca,
Tampa, if we did, if we did a half house in Florida, it would have to be like at least
near Miami.
You know what I mean to have to be at least near Miami.
Davey?
Where's Davey at?
But David is not bad, but David is expensive, there is not a single fucking house.
Wait, 15K a month for this?
What?
Only 3,000 square feet, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind.
That's in P.L.M. shape.
Alright, let's do 35k.
Here we are, hold on.
Just turn off the cap.
I just think I'm rich, right?
So you ought to so many to have no max.
Before Lauderdale 18 came on, five beds, six and a half
baths.
What's Paul Meto-Bad?
Wait, this is kind of nice.
or you just say, do you want to have everything?
I'll give you two K to let me shoot it in your belly button, y'all james, what are you
say, should it in my belly buying, nor for my any beach, $33,000 a month?
It's house is fucking beautiful.
You know what I'm curious about?
You know what I'm curious about?
Let's look at house in Florida
for the save amount that we pay and run right out.
What the fuck?
You know, and that's just hollow down, look at this.
60 bears we get.
Get a little dog, get a boat check, nabs, nabs, nabs, nabs, the aura lacy would have.
Okay, why did you just AI me next to our rules, Royce?
When I literally had a rules, Royce.
Holy fucking airline!
The physical release of GTA VI
could reportedly be delayed until early, 20, 27.
Oh, hey, that's the physical release, though, that's the physical release.
That's fine.
That is early effect us.
Still waiting, I wanted accountability.
Lacy promised a live stream swim with sharks, if he hit his son to go near the sun
dawn.
He hit over 100,000 cells, but where's the shark swim?
No cage dive, no stream, no sharks,
just excuses in planning delays.
Broken promises equals lost trust.
Don't let some bulls go under a deed.
Hold streamers accountable.
Hashtag where is the shark stream?
Hashtag leases shark bait, hash tag, lost archrust.
How long did it take you to spot the snow leopard?
You always go to a guy.
Your kind needs help with what?
Your kind needs help with what?
Get out of here, listen, go to here.
I mean, hold the dollar.
I mean, fuck it, hold the dollar.
How do you change your dollar?
What do you do, like, listen?
Like, you don't say it?
That's how me, I'm going.
There's no way for a time. I wish you'd get a dog. Why would he get a dog?
Okay, okay, okay, okay. So here's what you want to do, okay? Here's what you want to do.
You want to get a treat, all right? And you want to tell the dog to sink.
And you put your hand out and you say, sink. And then you hold your hand out and say,
stay, stay, stay, stay. Walk away and then when you're dog sitting, you hold the
tree and you say his name and you say, come, and then when he comes, you give him
the tree and then a train him to always come to you even if you don't have a
a tree. You gotta try it.
Hmm. Even if you don't have a tree.
Where's I?
Hmm.
How is he possibly confused?
How is he confused?
That is not a riser.
Okay.
Hold on.
Come on.
Cheat.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's working at the dog.
Eight.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
Oh nice, okay?
Hold on.
That was good, that was actually good, okay now now you've got to teach him now you've got
Now, chat with another thing you can teach them.
OK, Mark, here's what you're going to do now, all right?
Now, you're going to tell him to sit, all right?
And you're going to take the tree.
And you're going to put it on the ground of front of him.
And you're going to say, wait, don't eat it.
And then you're going to leave the room.
And you have to see if he listens to you
and eats the tree or if he waits for you.
It's a good tactic, Chattrosk.
Where's the dog go?
Okay, hold on.
That's why he only gets so high. Who's dog is this?
I'm not saying.
Okay, sit down.
Sit down.
Keep on it.
Hold on.
Sit down.
Why would he buy it more and more?
Sit down.
Okay.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Oh yeah, I had a food trainer, so I actually sent my dog to training for, I sent my
dog to training for a month, and he learned all the commands and learned how to be trained
and stuff, and then when I realized, oh shit, I can't take care of a dog, I travel every
other week, I decided to give the dog to my parents, so why the fuck would you get a dog
when you're 17. Why would you get a dog?
We don't want to be 17.
So what?
So what?
So what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I don't know what it's actually the worst that you possible.
But hey, maybe it'll teach maybe a car will get like a sense of responsibility.
Because when he realizes he's got to wake up at 6am and take the dog out, feed the dog,
fucking, you know, take the dog out three times a day, no it won't.
Not going to happen. You're just lazy. I'm not lazy. I'm not lazy. He couldn't take care
of a fish? Wait, what happened to a fish?
Rikai fish.
I got a pet goldfish, one month ago.
My fish died two weeks ago.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, bro.
This is a crazy sequence of videos right here
You don't say, you don't always don't read, you don't even know what people are about.
You don't even know what people are about, you don't even know what people are about.
What's that, you're not wrong, going against one of the ones that we say.
You don't see the word, go to the one that we say, so everybody can.
I don't fucking want to come to you this.
Everybody's worried you.
Do you see it on the grid?
I don't know.
You're grown, actually, you're grown.
Not just thought, bro.
I'm not asking the power up right now.
Oh, my kid!
Why are you saying it's not you?
I didn't put it in my soy and brought you on me, bro.
Chill, bro.
You make it like it's magic.
this is
What are they called?
Phone heart glasses.
Am I kidding?
These are here.
Oh, you can get it from there.
I don't know where.
Holy shit, two minutes?
I mean, the depends on which one it gets.
It's just a clear one.
Phone heart glasses.
Six bucks out.
Whether there's not six bucks out of phone heart glasses.
I don't know if you will get that from.
You can buy for me, honestly, you will learn a lot a lot.
Which you got for Paris?
Yeah.
That's it.
They're nice and I like it.
But I'm not going to get a plug when I sit, bro.
I couldn't find them.
So you spent eight minutes on these?
Nah, not eight minutes.
I'm sure I'm about much up.
One more.
Listen, you're not about to take some time.
You think you might succeed like that?
That's not even a fucking call. Look what a chrome is that. Nice stuff for him.
It's all the time. Who's all the camera for them?
Wait a minute more.
It's all the time.
You live that show the fucking speed.
So you got six times out of control.
I guess I did. I guess we're performing now.
I'm performing.
I guess we're not doing anything.
I'm not doing anything.
Okay, that's all.
That's all. That's all.
Exactly. That's all.
What?
I just do this a bit.
Miss, you actually have four pairs?
Yeah, so how much do I want to look at?
Sure.
You can take it much more.
Not about one, I want to wear my guitar.
Yeah, I don't know, I could bring you the last one.
So how much did you pay for them?
These ones like, like, $6,600 of the ones like.
Yo, I have a question.
Did this just start, did this start, or did this start?
There's, you know, I don't know where this came from,
but they've been saying necks.
Necks?
Necks.
And A, B, S?
Yes.
Was that?
Oh, I'm back there.
A abbreviating.
Oh, I'm not going to have a scene there.
Yeah, they're saying necks.
I started a abbreviating number.
I'm not a bad side to say that, but I don't like to say it on now.
No, definitely not to say it on like this.
I don't think it will.
I don't think it will.
I don't think it will.
Wait, so you only got this pair?
No, I forgot the progress.
Give it over.
It's all different.
Sorry.
I could look at it.
Right now.
Let's go.
No.
What do you mean right now?
Stop.
No, let's go.
I'm going to the record.
Where's the record right now?
Where are you?
Oh, I got you in my eyes.
There.
I don't know.
Yeah, just start that from the desktop.
Well, that's your image.
Oh, I'm actually super excited.
Bob, I'm glad he said it.
So I have a question.
Should we do a guitar vlog on the Fat and Fitchinel?
Like a vlog.
Like we vlog it, and then maybe like a workout at the end.
Why do you talk so much?
Maybe because I'm streaming?
The fuck wouldn't you why do I talk so much?
Okay, and then what's the score to the, the, the task game?
Bear, I just made two bans, yes!
And we get a little...
What the fuck?
More land!
We could look, I need the link, I need the link.
Come look at this bro.
Well, you have a Mr. Blake.
That's not good.
Bro, where's the?
This is Florida.
Day five.
Day five.
Day five.
Seven bedrooms, ten bathrooms, thirty five.
Okay.
Eight gay square feet.
That's going to be my bins.
This is 35 bins a month.
Whoa.
That's wild.
Look at the backyard.
It has a yard.
You can sit back, you're in the S.A.R., you know, you move it here.
Yeah, that's creepy.
Wait, where's that?
Wait, where's that?
A cheese?
It's a whole jib.
Yeah, we hear right at this moment, turn this on, mouse.
Pull your right on a lake.
Really?
Yeah.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
Hold me fucking shit
I promise like this and see
Why did we go up what a little bit?
Seriously, what the fuck is going on and there's a friend yard too
That's the ball for the volleyball
Do you need my hands it's not in Miami worth that hat they're saying Orlando
So near Orlando.
Is that bad?
Is that like too far?
Let me see.
Don't mention it.
It's on a boardwalk where we had this whole lake.
We can do it every one.
This can be our way.
That actually crazy.
Do you do Boston jet skis?
Yeah, it's near Orlando.
Oh, damn.
No, 20 may have dropped in Disneyland.
Go to Miami.
That's not bad.
I don't know.
I was looking at Miami.
There's some, there's some shit.
No, there's some shit, bro.
But you just type in Miami, look over, look at four?
Miami, these are my people, I don't know, right?
I just think Miami, Florida.
But like price range, minimum, like, what, 30?
Or you?
So like, yeah.
Like you just look around in the area.
That's what they put away right there.
That's what I'm saying.
But like, you got to find them right.
Right, right.
Right here, like even right here.
This is fucking beautiful. Are you kidding?
What are you talking about?
Thirty-five k-a month?
What? Five minutes, five minutes, five minutes.
What about?
On the seashore.
Yeah, that's nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
But could you imagine, I'm not waking up in the end there, every day.
And we have our own island.
We get to Jesse's park right there.
Just get around when we have nothing to do.
But you got to pay right now in the day, but I don't think you'll understand what we're
saying, chat, let's say, let's say we have to pay
right, right for this place, okay?
As I heard, hypothetically, 30, 5k, we could pry it down to 30.
Yeah, 30, divided by six, five bands a month each, right?
We live there for six months, so let's do this times 12, so we would each be paying an extra
60K, maybe 70K a year, for a house in Florida to rip their six months on it.
And we're saving hundreds of thousands in taxes.
A hundred, I talked to my financial team, it's a real success, by the way.
If I lived in Florida instead of LA, this is last year, I would have saved over $700,000
that's it's you know and in my
it is six decay
per person here
which we're always in ten times
times
and i was last year chat
this year i'm gonna i'll be so much more
i know
that's two rules of waste is
are you by my way
you kind of have to know no
i don't know because here's what i'm thinking
I don't remember getting all those worries, or if I'm going to double down for this rule.
And just put all in.
Fifty K in the Super Bowl.
A commentary round of the fifth game.
Also here the news.
I chose my seat for the work up.
The amount.
I decided, you know, I haven't really, I haven't really been into football that much.
and I feel like it's a perfect time to move into it.
Starts there in the players and my money and my money and my money.
No, for sure. None of my money.
It's going to be a Spain.
Let's go!
The only player that I enjoyed watching Highlights was the minimum.
It's only right that I ride with Spain.
Have you put money on a supermult?
If I put 50,000,
but I would have to parlay it a little bit soon probably.
because the answer asks. So if I did do it, I don't even want to talk about the answer mid.
That's when it's 2000? Yeah, it's 2000.
I would no keep probably doing it. I would do Sam Darnold 150 yards in Ciax money line.
Okay. And I'll be...
Where is it?
Let me check it out.
If I did Sam Darnode 150 yards,
Shadow, I don't want to do 200.
200 is a little risky.
I want you some less risky.
Superbowl, are you ready?
See Hawk's money line, or do I do pay treat to money line?
I don't know who wins this.
What is it?
What is it?
It means they're doing things that are going to win it.
That's essentially you doing it, no?
Yeah.
And then I did the same download over his yards, 15k, would win 76k, wow.
You can put it up.
Do you want to put my battery in there?
What do you have to put in your battery?
No, stop.
No, I put a battery in it and go in.
Bullshit!
Bro, I literally put a parlay in and it didn't go in. I got scanned.
Yeah, bro, I should be, I should be of two more bands right now.
Fuck it. I'm gonna put money on the, you know,
Timber will have to beat the warriors or the warriors to beat the Timber.
I'm actually annoyed.
The warriors are winning 18 to 12 though.
and it's out. So who has the better team warriors or Tim Timberwoods?
I didn't like that in so much.
Actually, whatever I'm not letting fuck that, it's a shit fucking base of you to fuck off on my birthday.
Here's how I have it.
Six months in my year, you heard a winter winter, six months in a living summer, that's
whether you're around, keep it content, it's like area fresh, say $100,000 in time.
Not a nicer word to boldness if you are down.
It's fire curing.
Locked. Literally locked.
Meet me, Ron, and Marlin and Silkier all down.
Six months of fire.
Let's do it.
The puzzle will be the press you've ever had on.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Let's do it in Jason and a dab.
Can pull up whatever they want.
Even if they don't want to be there the whole time, they can pull up whatever they want.
And then six months, and then went winter hits, or then went summer hits, we're back
at LA for the summer.
Ron is all talk.
Can you spot it?
Am I in idiot?
There's just not a snow leopard here.
There's just not a snow level.
I see it.
Under the snow.
It's in my garden, I see it right here.
But how is it buried in the rocks?
How is it buried in the rocks?
You know, someone saved it.
A.I.ing me with a polem flag.
What is this?
I'm getting a rose rose.
My sauce salt tweepis in all the fucking replies are saying,
He's like, he's such a bad person.
And we invited, why is he famous?
Why?
He saw this, Lacy saw that.
But what happened to me?
What happens to jokes?
What happens to making a fucking joke?
It's not my type of build.
Gidey has been baptized in prison?
What the fuck?
God?
Your mistress, what is this?
It's a lot of lies, y'all, you think you're hungry, right?
Do you want to go through these or no?
The IP's for lacy.
Well, VIPs currently in chat and worked with us with a checkbook.
I don't get it.
I've got time for it, I'm mad, I'm mad this year, I know.
This is real by the way.
Sydney Sweeney could face vandalism charges
after climbing the Hollywood side
and hanging bras on it to promote her new lingerie brand.
So, is this what we're doing now at broad?
This new promotion meta of AI videos inflate.
So you're telling me if I'm going to the hallway with time right now, Sydney, sweetie's
Oz are gonna be on it.
Oh, look at this.
Come on up, ladies.
Come on, ladies.
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Awww.
is this fake?
You know, you did ask many of yourself to go from the mocking.
Also, Coco's a child, GD as a 14 year old girl,
and she's a fucking true brother.
Oh, they called me up.
They called me up and I know.
We need you on the field, bro.
They're trying to clap the Avengers to beat the pros.
What is he talking about?
I'm talking about East of space.
Get your own.
I did get invited to the National for Hope.
It could tar, wildness going.
Oh, he's going.
Oh, he's going.
Who else who else?
I think, Lacey's going.
But unfortunately, it must be in the status
for I cannot go around.
I couldn't.
I can't go.
It was so lucky.
You know, she told me, Jasmine, she was like,
You have to fly out tomorrow, yeah, I know that anybody else, but it's at it, as I said.
Dude, this is Esther, the same motherfucker who used my girlfriend's lute of fucking eight months.
Okay?
Yes, my girlfriend left her lute for when we slapped her, and was in Rawland,
on, reasonable answer, brother. We swapped the canoes. Me and Macy, and Boba left her loop
on, and he used the user for six months straight. I'm getting y'all.
Not there. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is partially true. It's partially true.
really true. Here's what happened. We swapped rooms and I went downstairs,
Ron went upstairs and there were two loopholes on the ground. So I used them
because I thought they were wrongs. I thought they were wrongs. And then like a
a month went by and Ron came downstairs and I was like,
yo, by the way, Ron, I've been using your lufo.
Like, you left it in the shower, I've been using it.
And he was like, wait, which one?
I was like, the light blue one.
He was like, that's my girlfriend's.
So after I found out it was his girlfriend's,
I threw it away and I started using Ron's.
I think we'll find this out disgusting.
How is that disgusting?
Aloof up?
You put soap on it.
It's clean.
You literally put soap on a loof up.
If Ron put soap on a loof up, it's clean.
Aloof is one dollar.
I don't like loof us.
I like using these.
It's like a hand scraper in the shower.
Okay, not one of these, bro.
Y'all know what I'm talking about?
Watch party Super Bowl LX live on February 8th soon.
So you think I'm doing a suitable watch party with Patrick Mahomes, Erin Rogers, is
actually on his Kelsey?
I don't know who I think that's where this is supposed to be.
That's content.
I'm not a bad shout.
Okay.
Six for six isn't that simple, bro.
You need a good attorney or accounting to figure this out for you.
California will try to, whoa, what is this?
You try to establish a domicile, influenza, spending six months in California, risk
California, claiming you as a resident.
Hey, Chad, you'd be too lazy here again.
Quick question.
Currently, I live in Los Angeles, California,
and I'm paying a lot of money for taxes.
So, what it'd be possible for me to move to Florida
for six months in one day,
and then come to California for the other six months,
and then we have to pay Florida taxes
and not California taxes.
That's definitely an interesting strategy.
Tax residents and rules can be pretty complex now.
Generally, states like California have stripped residency criteria.
If you spend a lot more than a half a year in California,
it might still be considered a resident for tax purposes.
Also, you need to establish strong ties to Florida,
like a permanent residence of Florida.
Drivers license and so on to really qualify.
It's definitely doable, but it's wise to consult with the
and so will the tax professional to get all the details straight.
Okay, so what if I spent a hundred and seventy days in Florida
in the rest of the days in California?
So if you spend a hundred and seventy days in Florida,
that's roughly about 46% of the year, that means it's.
What if I spent 190 days in Florida in the rest of the year in California?
In that scenario, spending 190 days in Florida would definitely help strengthen your claim
of Florida residency.
Typically, if you spend more than half the year in Florida, you can argue that you're
a Florida resident for tax purposes.
California is a pretty diligent about checking ties like where your home is, where you register to vote, and where your main economic interests are.
So, it's definitely possible, but you don't want to ensure you have solid documentation and possibly even legal advice to make sure everything is in order.
I mean, I have a pretty fucking good team. I have a pretty good financial team.
The room is not a financial team, no, I have like a full-on financial team, like I have
a full-on, a county tax per se, like literally everything.
I hired them, or any of this, like late last year.
So, are you going through VIPs now, not going through VIPs, bro?
I have a lot more information, but a lot more information,
can you imagine how crazy this would be?
The New York Times, best-selling series,
who were the phase boys.
More of these not a lot of been more of these.
I might see 15 threads in the next minute.
New and Lacy says he's going to start betting on UFC.
Yo, stop putting shit on my grandma, bro.
And why is my grandma wide-speed lacking?
I'm not doing this.
Wait, where's the darts?
Is he here?
Where is he?
One up to adaptor.
Switch to adaptor, just.
Thank you for all of them.
Thank you for all of them.
I'm talking about three to that.
Three, four, up the wall.
The 17E is wrong.
And what is that, shit?
What do you do?
Are they at?
Not a good one.
On hold of it.
On hold of it.
Use the bathroom to block my head and maybe kill you to keep the house floor.
And if you've not found my HR keys, you don't need it.
One second.
the last time I saw it as you took you there right here but that was like yesterday
And you said again today.
Mar.
Mar.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, what are you doing here?
How could you wait to slide it?
Oh my god, that hurt, that actually my heart is beating way faster.
I'm gonna put it right now here, man.
You give your equipment?
No, I will.
I will.
Oh, man, how do I get my breath now?
What the fuck is that about?
I didn't give him a heart attack, Jack.
What are you doing?
What is that about?
I don't make a pizza.
You want water?
Yeah?
Have you seen my GTR keys?
Yeah.
Where?
Hold the salt in the pool.
It does look like that.
Yeah.
No, that's uh...
but look at Seal, man, what's He said?
I'm not gonna make pizza, if you're flat out, Marcel.
Yeah. I'm not gonna.
In a minute, I'm gonna make pizza.
We're gonna eat a knife, mozzarella, from a loud one, right?
I got, uh, uh...
What is it, what is it, I got?
I don't know.
Okay, what we've got is the food.
Oh, come on.
Go that.
What's the end here when we got here?
Or what's the end here?
No way.
You back them up.
It shows up.
When we got into the crib.
Yeah.
I got him up.
I don't hear it.
And he's like, oh, look for my guitar keys.
Okay.
I have this.
We could try this all of a well, and grow a stomach.
Mm-hmm.
We human development.
Okay.
I got this cut with his arm.
I could cook the pizza.
No.
Don't gas like you like that.
I didn't ask him about this.
When I'm saying it, I came in here.
I say, give him an household.
Let me know if you find the keys.
And then he was in here waiting.
Why is he fucking doing it in the bathroom? Why is he not doing it in the bathroom?
Oh yeah, yeah. Are you for me?
Hey, fucking you good.
Oh, I think we're going to have to stare at me too.
Be in here my voice in this direction.
I don't even know where you're.
I don't know.
Is your bathroom.
What did your barber do for a living?
This is your barber, actually.
This was your most honest one on this side there?
Yeah, he brought the fade out a little bit too long after my life again.
Is your bathroom shit permitting?
Huh?
Well, didn't he fucking question his eye?
I'm like, is your bathroom shit permitting?
Did you just sit in there?
No, I can't sit in there.
No, go down the shit and you're back.
I know I want to walk out for a stay of shit.
I'll put down.
I don't think like too many shit.
So I'm really quick and I'm a little smell.
You don't need to come back in here though.
You can go down there and take a shit.
I'm not going to make a pizza.
Oh, we, we, no, I'm going to make a pizza.
And I can make one for you.
No, I'm.
We're going to make a pizza.
No, but look, see the diameter is the kitchen here.
I'm not gonna, you're gonna plog up this whole shape, bro.
You're a whole lot of tweaking, man.
Shut up and you're a...
APPLAUSE
So if I cook with you would be like cheating because you know everything about the kids
you're in how to cook shit.
Like, you know, I need a lyrical, this is like your domain right in here.
Okay.
I'm around, I'm not all this shit.
If you want to just post it, post it back on the website, it's a little.
He knows a lot, so maybe he can coach you.
I need to say watch.
Or maybe you've got over seeing.
I need to say watch.
Do you want to read a lot?
Yeah, I mean not more than normal.
Achieving your goals.
This means that you put every minute of your time, all of your effort, every ounce of energy
in your full concentration and to learn more and performing better.
Yeah, you want to read in the middle of the piece of verse.
Oh, look at your heart and your kitchen.
And right, go through.
Hey, good, Jim.
Good.
I've been here so long.
Yeah, um, here, uh, up that, you wait, yeah, you want to, um, okay, wait, what about, uh, you know,
I mean, what?
a lot more weeks at it oh yeah what do you think you're uh you're reading that would be like
great-wise yeah collegiate you're fucking
I'm a quick reader dude what is it looking about it so it's that's what the title was
probably about a younger brain's brain was that yeah why is that in the kitchen
Okay, what do you want on your pizza?
What an office.
Okay, look, I got multiply.
I'll finish.
Right?
I've got to arrange it.
This is a cheese, a parmesan.
This is the bowl.
So I'm going to try to do this first.
I've fucked this up.
And I'll resort to these.
I don't know.
I just want to teach you got for it.
No.
No, that's the top and this is the main sheet.
OK.
OK.
And then I got to be on the right to put that to the board.
I got a hand of height.
A pepper.
Yeah.
You're going to take it?
No.
I got these.
Put top is the longie and a four-zone.
Dice 10 and a pizza cutter and then it's ready to go.
It's so much finger that pepper.
Oh, me, you're saying somebody.
Stinger by the fuck out of that pepper, wait, is this re-cover?
I don't know.
I can grab it.
Can we sound effect?
Why did it sound?
You could eat it raw like that.
I could fucking apple.
You might be trying to slow-mo and filter it to your mind.
really, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very simple.
I guess that's something that happened. It's better than it happened.
Yes.
Damn it.
Good night.
Is high-drating?
Yep. They're in a pressing place where you saw I already
even need a, they're shaped.
Well, yeah.
The sound effects, like it's a sound effect.
It sounds like super crits.
Yeah, why did I watch it?
No, they're already watching.
What?
Is that what that means?
Technically, but it's okay.
But it's really shit.
Okay.
That's everything I have.
I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do, okay?
Okay.
I want pizza.
Mm.
Wait.
No, it's sauce is my honor.
Okay, we'll do pizza sauce, okay?
I want ham.
in spinach.
Yeah, it's spinach.
Yeah, it's spinach and cheese.
Make sure you're a cheese dog.
So, Mascarada and then, uh, back to you too.
Uh, I'm just, I'm gonna have to miss cheese.
You wanna eat it?
We're gonna?
A regular.
Okay.
I believe.
It's a regular.
I'm sorry, Steve.
Shut up, good on pizza.
I'm pretty sure this is like one of the main chips.
They're, uh, ingredients.
Well, I want to show you something I got.
And I can't show this to you, I can't surprise.
This is my easy reaction.
No.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
You should have seen what happened.
It's soon.
It's not a thing.
What the fuck?
How did you just...
To be over here.
As soon as you pan the camera,
it's way to let my face.
I...
You just...
Try to fucking roll me.
Okay.
Oh.
I got you on the pizza though.
Uh, anything else that I could.
No.
My own.
What is Shaliza?
I don't know. I'm all the figure that out.
But I don't know.
You have a dead pepper on me?
No, no, I'm raised.
That's the wrong thing.
Thank you for everything, all right?
I'm going to the show.
I'm going to do ham is thinning.
And uh, yeah, I'll be up.
Probably about 10.15.
Don't give me.
Yeah, you can do it properly with us.
What about the yellow one?
Because what's on this?
Oh, and then my little one.
You fucking serious?
What the fuck was that?
How the fuck did you do that?
How was he not making any sound effects?
No, no.
That was, hold on, I need a second.
You collect my stuff for a second.
What the fuck was that?
He's there, you fuck.
Oh God, he does.
All right, I should probably read into the kitchen of the fuck.
Let's go, y'all.
We're going to the bathroom.
All right, he's there.
We're going to learn how to cook.
I think you might have it.
I mean, that's what you can do there.
Yeah, because the pizza, right?
Okay.
We're learning pizza today.
Back in the kitchen, they had my dishwasher, it's full.
Okay, I think this is like the only thing you're going to end up using.
So maybe like a knife or a piece of cutter or whatever.
I got a piece cutter.
Look.
Yeah.
Rest in peace, my granny, she got hit by a bazooka.
W airline, appreciate you, appreciate you, chat.
What do you think I should do?
Wait, should I do a pack for Qatar segment?
I haven't done one of those before.
I loathe me to go to Target to get shit for Qatar.
Oh, also, chat, I have an announcement to make.
This motherfucker is just teleporting.
How did I teleport?
I'm not creepy.
I have probably a really big announcement, probably honestly the biggest announcement I've ever announced on stream that I want to make to you guys.
I've never really had goals or specific things or goals that I have when it comes to streaming.
But I have an official goal that I want us to hate.
So, I want you guys to make me the number one subscribe streamer on Twitch.
Okay, that is the official goal of what we are going to aim for.
So every time my stream, anybody who wants to come into the stream and be a part of history,
be a part to support the goal, give me some subs, maybe you just drop a prime, or a sub,
you know, you will be a part of history.
So I am going to aim for the goal of being the number one subscribed streamer on Twitch.
All right.
So, go ahead, drop your subframe now, everybody start gifting, let's make this dream a reality.
Zooksie, thanks for the five gifting.
Stir enough by y'all, come on, we're gonna stop that.
We're gonna stop that.
We're in a sub-zash hat.
We've got one so far.
Appreciate it, though, Ty.
Okay, peak on with a sub, so, okay, how do you know it?
Twitch, subscriber, leaderboard.
All right?
81,000.
Where am I at?
Not even in this 20 here.
Carve.
Oh, not even in this 30.
Not even in this 40.
Not even in this 40.
Okay?
Number 41.
Number 41.
Number 41.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad.
not bad. So listen, every day we are going to make a jump, all right? Every day we're
going to make a jump. So yeah, this is the new goal that we are going for. I'm actually
I'm going to put in my title every single day, 14,300
and 15 out of most GCN right now.
I'm going to move on to 81,820 out of 32,000 subscribers.
Okay, and a mess right, I was given a mess.
So anybody who wants to support the goal, this is not an OST, I've not done, no, no, it's
not a ST, I've done.
But anybody who would want to support this goal and help me reach the number one subscribe
streamer on Twitch, you guys are more than welcome to start giving me subs right now.
I'm going to count down from 10 and every person in the chat can gift 5 subs and every person
does it.
We will actually be the number one substitute in our switch.
Right?
5.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I had everybody give some sounds to make me the number one.
Okay, they don't sniper at the five gifted case with a sub warrior with the sub.
Hey, listen, listen, might not have been a lot of subs being gifted there, but at least we are going closer to the goal.
There we go, all 100 bits. Have you ever done a drive, a bussy on somebody?
We'll get, we'll get, we'll get, we'll trust you, we'll get that, we don't get to it,
don't worry, we don't get to it. I don't know if it's here to go to Target with me.
Okay.
Call Drew.
Calling Drew.
Hello?
What do you want?
Are you here?
Yeah, I'm showing him the green.
Can we IRL and go to Target?
Oh, my God.
We're just going to the gym.
I can't my video.
J. Navy, how about that?
Baby stop moving, fucking nonsense.
Proceeds?
Hey y'all, there's the only cameraman in the world
who I asked to came remaining, come on in.
Only one.
Hey, check.
You know what I heard rock and complain
with more than those day rock?
What's the higher up?
Have you heard of that?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
They can't do it.
No, no, no.
Time's giving you the others.
We've supposed to one time fit in.
Oh, okay.
We guess why not everything's on Drew fucking wall schedule?
What is Target, is Target a fire already, or sign of fate?
So you want to wake up at 7.30, go to Marm 1.
Where's your camera?
I don't know if I have the right thing.
Hmm?
Is it not like you can do more?
Yeah.
Where's my phone?
I thought the door was on the phone with me on service.
So I have to come and do it for you.
you could be on my phone like that.
Give that back.
You know what I thought about in the bottom.
All right, so it's in the taller sense.
So we want to wait for you to switch it back to American citizens.
No further?
I'll take your time.
I'll take your time.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I have a car, yeah.
He's a genius.
But it has no service.
Do you want me to switch it to the U.S.M?
No.
Do you want a tripod?
No.
Do you want anything?
tripod.
tripod.
tripod.
You want me to try to put it in your way.
You're going to need charger.
You're going to need charger.
You think I would take here anything?
Like a lot chat, I'm probably going to end shooting as go to the gym to some of fan
video.
Since, that's what I'm going to do.
Since Drew and Marlin are being like really annoying, I'm going to do a
Marlin and making Boone and Jim and get paid to film working out.
Like, I wanted to stream for y'all.
You're saying, double you.
They're all saying, well, I'm going to be streaming.
I get asked what it is stream for.
Go home with me.
I get asked what it is stream for y'all wanted to play red dead red dead red dead red dead.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna have to shout for Drew,
shout for Drew, who can out for you,
that will be Drew.
I'll be using the stream there's saying.
I'm not saying one person's family,
I don't even have any snowy spot-chance.
I could have played Red Man,
I had a peek to say with a dab,
but Drew just doesn't want me to stream my guess.
I don't know.
I've got it.
I'm going to show it.
This is probably a song, isn't it?
You're a stream chair.
You're all just camping every round.
You're out there in the morning, but I'm sorry to drop.
I'm not seeing anything else going on.
You're a very independent chair.
I mean, I'm seeing plenty of other news.
Yeah, I'm from Fidget Dunk Spamik, which are all frigid up.
I'm looking slowly.
See, it's always the only ones coming out.
I will have to get in here if you keep smoking spam and I was better.
Okay, bad.
Well, because he's a mod.
I can get in mods.
On my account and they're going to get unbanned.
All right, yeah, I'll try to tell him that's up.
I'll just, I'll do it and it's right this family.
Got a little high train going?
So that idea?
He gets some phone calls coming in.
No.
Why?
You know, how do you turn this on?
Listen, how do you turn this phone in?
Well, I want to take some phone call.
True, where is his sleeve?
sleeves on his hand like he's airing in the wrong day?
My sleeve.
You look like you do wear your sleeves.
Like a bad bitch.
These are your hoodies.
It's too cold in this house.
I need to wear a hoodie.
So how about red edge it?
Oh, the target.
I can't shadow the phone.
No service on the phone.
I can't.
I don't have a car to go.
Can we use rockets for?
No, that's fine.
What?
It's in my car.
Can we use rockets for?
No, you don't want to go as far.
I never said that.
I just said, I think it would be better if decision to go to the
that go to the gym and from the family.
That video then, do not tell me that target.
In my opinion, but if you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you do not.
Do not attend that target.
Well, yeah.
In fact, you walk around talking, like in the words that aren't re-re-released.
But you really make all my foolish words off straight.
You just send the word non-tent in real life.
What's wrong with that?
You just send the word non-tent.
So, are we going to the other side?
So, are we going to the other side?
Um, what are you doing from the other side?
Ah, stuff like it's hard.
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need, what kind of a store pick out?
I have a certain number.
I need black shirts.
I need, I need, I need a bar soap.
I need, I need, what else do I need, champ?
I need Target Sheet, too, for the trick Russell said.
Wait, Russell, if you go to Target, can you just get me stuff?
Wait, can you see my Target got delivered?
I will dash a little bit earlier for the order.
Can you see that?
A guy's on the door.
I'll give 57 if you're going to target.
So, I got fully fucking standby door-nash.
There's got to be outside of it.
Target, rate your order.
How are the substituted items?
Right. So, all here you have to show us something
said you needed to determine your order.
You already ordered it.
No, I've got a bar of solar and so, you know,
we're gonna have to keep you safe.
Can you hear us?
There's no time to talk.
Just, you know, chat, fun facts?
You know, I got to make it enough for the shower foot.
Chat, fun facts, I wasn't supposed to spoil this,
but my am officially a model on a tank top brand.
As you guys can see, this is me right here,
the model on the brand.
That is my body.
No, I'd elect it not to show my face,
but that is my body on this.
I can't work to take something to measure.
Every year it's a double or a take-to-one.
There's a note about you on the track.
That is not what you're going to want to show in my module.
You got two sizes, two small?
How is the medium?
Try it off.
So let me tell you a little more about that.
Another chat.
So fun fact for all my guys that are either very fat.
Actually, if you're very fat, it doesn't really work.
If you're fat, it doesn't really work.
But if you are in the process of losing weight, and you're just like a little
Chubby trying to get down to a weight goal, if you put a tank top on
under your shirt, one size below whatever shirt size you are, so meet on my large shirt size, put a medium tank top on under it, compresses, telling you it's methods.
Step on the scale. I'm actually down. We're stealing.
I'm actually down to the left. I haven't been away.
I haven't been away.
I'm telling you right now, I've been eating healthy and I've been imaging for fat
and fit.
I promise this number is going to be under 200.
My promise.
Even though I ate weight before stream, this number is going to be under 200.
something's all that's got to be wrong.
Something with that's got to be wrong.
All this shit, Lacy.
You really being wrong.
You really being wrong.
You really being wrong.
That's got to be wrong.
That's got to be wrong.
That's got to be wrong.
No.
Lacy.
That's not possible.
Wait.
Morley.
Where?
Let me step on it.
That should not be possible.
Put it down.
Wait.
What?
There's no way of 180.
If you lost plenty pounds, I don't need to have more of the community.
Wait, get the phone?
Walkers and go to a more more more.
So it's five and that's it.
Switch the phone?
We're on my kidding, look at this.
We're on my team.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, look.
I can pay each one, even if it's not right.
I'm going to work.
Look.
What was I the way you'd like to use them?
One, I need you.
Yeah.
Oh.
But that's just a stump.
So you went up for it.
It's said 1801 for me.
That's that.
Can we get something done?
I'm going to also the fucking text.
It's actually going up and we'll find a way.
You're going to be a good system.
You're a snowman.
No, it's hard snowman.
Right.
What?
A different number?
Yeah.
I think this scale's broken.
No, no one really has to tell a weird something in the,
I'm a flat, I don't know.
I don't know.
But this is what I'm going to say.
Uh, I don't know if I'm a small bookie.
No, I'll find it in flat, though.
And you do your bathroom.
Your bathroom has a tile.
Is that more flat than wood?
Yeah.
I hope we have a bit right out here.
If you could be there, I'd like a square in this one.
Okay?
Yeah, I'd like a square.
Okay?
One of you said it for the time, yeah, that was right, but definitely right now.
Yeah, what I said, okay, it's all right.
Can I thought it was what you wanted?
Everything I want to have you or not.
I've, this is not for sure.
It had a 200.
Since high school.
You've been looking at it 200 for me or not.
Oh yeah, well, like I'm saying, like, my, my, my, my, my, my.
It's a great now.
It's the latest, I've been since my sophomore year in high school.
It's the last of all.
I was too early.
Look at that.
Look at that.
He's just Nepal and he's stepped on ground.
What do you think?
There is like a little constipation.
Yeah.
He's a little constipation.
Oh.
He's not doing that.
Does that mean he's going to do that?
Yeah.
Was there a part we got late on you at 180 pounds?
Yeah.
And he's still a little more young.
I told him, 730, because we got to leave you.
Because it's international, so we have to be there earlier.
We're leaving out of Lebanon, we're leaving out of Lebanon, so that means that we
got to be back from the show and everyone be ready about Lebanon.
So that's why we look to June we say, like, like, 730 feet, gone by 830, 9, probably not
Part 9, go over it.
No, no, no, definitely not.
We could do 8 to 930, go home.
But if you're not there, I promise you we'll go from the video in my bar.
I promise. I'll be making you.
Wait, like 8, I'm short, 8th though.
Not 8, 5, 9.
That's why I was saying now, and I was getting fucking hate for him.
I'm not going to know, I'm not going to be getting a secret.
No, I don't want to say what we're going to do now.
No, I don't think we could.
Well, I'm going to be late.
You don't have to wait for it.
I don't even like to be here for a couple of days.
You know what video we've been waiting on?
I don't know.
I'm going to bang that hour before the long last flight.
Well, I don't really have to take it.
You don't have to take it.
Chad, no point in streaming in it.
We'll wait for a couple of days.
We'll wait for a couple of days.
We'll wait for a couple of days.
We'll wait for a couple of days.
If you want to be there by 730, you know, if I want to, if you want to be there by 730, you know,
I'm going to put it back in the time.
You're going to put it back in the time.
You're going to do it right now.
Yeah.
So let's be in.
All right?
Well, it means you're self-contrast.
Yeah, that's not going to be a good home to shower.
You know, the worst part is I'm not going to pass.
It's not going to be enough.
No muscle.
Okay.
I'm going to launch it instead.
Bye, good.
The logic is long enough.
We're not going to be waking up.
The way I think about it is we're not waking up.
You don't really need to pick up.
Bro, I'm not going to call this now right now.
If we don't want to see if you know that,
we know where to call it.
I'm just getting it out right now.
Not a single thing, eh?
Okay.
So we're going to incline.
In the morning, in the gym, that would take a test.
All right.
100% why you laugh and I don't understand what you're laughing
well it's that it's got looks of me and him or their film of the video and you're
after it's not there
no but we believe in it
That's fine, that's more back than I do now, I'm not sure if I'm here or not, that's fine
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine
That's enough, we'll be there later, yeah
And then after that we come back here and start a lot
Yeah, that's fine, there's a lot
I've not many thousands that only if you're making for it.
Wait, you mean it's so many times.
I just use that.
You're so late.
I'm not from it.
So you get a little power on it.
Hey, are you over it?
It's called a spinach class.
You get a little bit of a lorma that they guys
get printed in the middle of the gas.
Leave?
No.
Braw.
You see this is so tiny, the power of the water.
See what's in it?
Or to that.
Okay, so, Jim, it ain't even more of a fantastic, and then, and then, we're going to
have a vlog, Qatar vlog with a Jim and Qatar.
I'm listening, really, really, really cool.
What?
It's basically doing different things.
I think we'll vlog in.
Also, you want to do what you want to do.
I think I think it's really, too, yeah, yeah.
like one gym log and a one gym log plus including a Qatar trip log.
If that makes sense.
I just told my heart on board.
No.
I mean, why would I really live long, right?
Why Martin looked so good.
I said, you know, I'm not a stripper, it's still a lot.
You got it, you know, I'm not alive.
God is an easy option or am I should be too sensitive?
Why would you pin that?
Why would you pin that?
You know, how would you pin that?
So, how long it fits to really the child?
Is that an easy option?
You said you can't wear shorts and it's awkward.
We'd know it's always been like, I mean you don't wear it to me a thousand times.
So, how does this power career is the same thing that you've been sharing that's been in?
No, he said why does the camera keep talking?
No, that's the road.
The magic team, I need to get rid of it.
Oh, that's it.
I'll hug him.
I need this camera.
There we go.
Why are you still talking to him?
We're just going to do a fucking stream with this camera.
Okay.
This is your camera.
Oh, no.
You don't figure that out.
He's actually not about you.
We're listening.
What would you be doing it?
I'm still.
I was going to play like that.
I guess you're not going to have bored after 20 minutes.
the board after 20 minutes.
They're saying now that the time.
Well, no.
Well, no, I just know I just know how to do it.
I just know how to do it.
How to do it.
You playing for the time to see the river.
I guess you don't want me?
It's all for a day. No, it's all for a day. All right, that's all for a day.
But you're good. You all are firm. Oh, I'm blaming you.
I'm both of my body. You really did?
I don't go great on it.
Me too.
We know.
You said they'd times.
Get your hands off.
Yeah, yeah, it is.
I asked.
Why don't we go on the other side?
I'm just going to be in the middle of the road,
most of them twitched you.
OK.
And there's other floor in right now.
And that's something I've always worked for in the city.
Go.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Pizza is ready.
I'm gonna make you some really quick.
Alright, flip the coin.
I'm gonna call you.
Mom, it's gonna be a jerk!
Mom, it's gonna be a jerk!
Yeah, I'm gonna see you actually.
I'm gonna hit him.
Alright, I'm going to get a camera ready then.
Especially just stop.
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