Lacy
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02-02-2026 ยท 10h 07m
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
How y'all doing, bruh?
How's everybody doing?
We're back at LA, no longer in Qatar, man.
It feels...
I don't...
Have I done a stream from this setup since Miami?
Wait, did I?
did I? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I definitely did at least one day. Did I not? I definitely
did at least one day. Yes, NFL game. Wait, what NFL game? You did a two hour desktop
and ended. Okay. It was a 10 hour stalling stream. Yo, I don't know. Yo, what the
What the fuck are you talking about, 10 hour stalling stream?
Have I ever had a 10 hour stalling stream?
No, all my streams are full of infinite content
and no stalling and they are 10 hours full
of the most elite content you could think of.
Every day you have one of those.
Someone is lying for the fun of it now.
So now one is lying for the fun of it.
Cool, cool, cool.
Um, I lost my 54 stream watch streak because you streamed at 3 a.m. Fuck you
Brother you look so I'll explain some to you guys and you guys probably don't understand
Okay, I don't know if your brains are a little too
Too rotted to comprehend this but there's this thing in the world called time zones
Basically what happens is the equator on one side of the earth and the equator on the other side of the earth
Are on two different schedules because the sun
I was literally in the Middle East, a whole different continent.
I was in a whole different continent, WMU, solid in the straight, solid in the straight.
So I can't even stream.
I can't even stream without my production muting me when I'm trying to talk, bro.
I can't even stream.
Why didn't you check?
Wait, check.
You're doing nothing right now?
Yes, I am.
I'm actually doing a lot of shit right now.
I'm actually explaining a lot of stuff right now.
First off,
first off, I have a question.
Tell me why I wake up this morning
and I see people in my Twitter community
debating what haircut I look the sexiest in.
No, y'all are, y'all are, y'all are other men sitting here debating what haircut I looked
de-sexist in.
I saw that son.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little confused.
I'm a little confused because I don't know where it came from.
I just wake up and I just see a bunch of people debating, oh, he looks better with
this hair.
He looks better with that hair.
something right now okay I'm gonna tell you that something okay there's a reason
that I don't do long curly hair anymore all right so you guys were all saying I
look better like this right I'm gonna pull up the picture hold on why is the
Wi-Fi so laggy here all right people were people looked at this picture and
they were saying that, oh, I look the best in this picture.
Okay, oh, no gay shit, this was his best look.
So here's what I'm gonna say.
There's genuinely a reason why I don't do this haircut, okay?
And I'm gonna explain it right now.
It's very simple.
The reason I don't do this is because
my streams and my content is comedic.
Okay?
I like to make people laugh and I get enjoyment from humor.
Okay?
If I turned on stream every day looking this good,
you guys wouldn't find anything I do funny.
If I turned on stream every day looking this good
with this hairstyle and it was all girls in the chat
Just saying, to Lacey, take your shirt off.
Lacey, you want to see your body.
Oh, can you smile?
Pose for an edit.
Lacey, if it was all that all day,
then...
Tell Lacey to check discord messages, please.
Oh, Toby?
Oh, my God.
Did I get in the right itself?
He DM'd me and said it.
So let me just show you.
Toby messaged me to check my Discord DMs.
I get excited thinking, oh my god,
maybe I got an invite to the side of the charity match.
And the DM that I see is,
was great seeing you in Qatar,
never step foot on a football pitch again.
Okay, can we talk, let's talk, yo, can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Can we please talk about the elephant in the room?
Let's talk about the elephant in the room.
You, you, you're the elephant.
So I'm the elephant in the room.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not the elephant in the room.
Fuck you, okay?
Fuck you, fuck you, I'm not the elephant in the room.
The elephant in the room is the fact that
everybody is downplaying my football abilities, okay?
Everybody is downplaying my football abilities.
And I don't really appreciate it,
because here's the thing,
is when I step foot on that pitch,
and this is a fact by the way,
You can fact check this, you can look at all the statistics of the game.
First thing that happened when I stepped on the pitch, the goalie on the other team got
scared and he ran out of the goal.
I don't know why he did it, but there was two minutes left in the game, they were down
one goal and for some reason the goalie stepped out of the goal
and ran to the other side.
I don't know why, but he did, um, and if you guys weren't generally y'all can fact check
this.
When Lacey was on the football pitch during the cherry match, the offense was the most
efficient.
It was the entire game three shots on goal while I was at striking three shots on goal
in a minute and a half while I was the striker.
That's unheard of when it comes to football.
That's unheard of, bro.
That shows I'm really a game changer
when I step out on a pitch.
I'm a fucking game changer.
What did Chris next door say?
What did Chris next door say?
Cap, I watched the whole game.
Yeah, and guess what?
I didn't get a, I'm gonna say it.
I didn't get a fair chance, and that's facts.
If you disagree with that, you're tripping.
I did not get a fair pitch.
I did not get a fair shot in that game
to prove my ability, to prove that I actually
know what I'm doing on a football pitch, bro.
I did not get a fair shot.
Now, I will tell you, I went out there for a minute and a half,
and one thing that I'm always gonna do
is I'm always gonna make it about me somehow, okay?
No matter where I'm at in the world,
no matter what event I'm at,
no matter what sporting event it is,
I'm always gonna make it about me somehow, okay?
That's just how it, that's one thing
that's gonna be certain, all right?
It's always gonna somehow be made about me.
But I feel like I should have at least gotten 10 minutes
and I could have changed that game.
I could have changed the game.
I really could have.
I just, I didn't get to show my actual athleticism.
racism, I didn't get to show my actual like.
Oh, she...
Okay, back, okay, back.
Is somebody, is somebody re-enacting while I'm trying to work?
My bank's calling me.
Hello?
Yep, go ahead.
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
Nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
12,000 rent.
Nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Yep.
No.
Thank you.
All right.
This rents new chat.
Rents new, man.
Little 12,000 dollars put out to make a count today.
Woo.
Yes.
Second count today, woo!
Yes!
What is due?
But, listen, before I get into reactions,
I just wanna completely recap.
I wanna like recap the katar trick a little bit.
So,
holy reactions first.
All right, first off, a lot of you might not know this,
a lot of you might not know what I'm about to say,
but fun fact, this was my first time ever playing football.
Okay, this is my first time ever playing football.
It was my first ever football training practice.
It was my first ever football game.
So definitely a lot of fun,
a lot of definitely an interesting experience.
We could tell.
I mean, I had a bicycle kick that almost went in the goal,
so obviously you couldn't tell.
And I will say, I had a lot of fun.
I had a lot of fun learning about the sport.
And I do think, truly, that I have potential in football.
I think if I put the time in, I think
if I put the work in and I train a little bit more
and a little harder, I think that I can really
become a good football player.
Like, I think I can become one of the best football,
like football player in terms of creators.
I don't think I can go pro, but in terms of creators,
I think I could genuinely become a good football player.
I just think I didn't really get a chance during the match.
And I hope that I can get a chance elsewhere.
I really hope that I get a chance
to prove my talents in the future somewhere else.
I would love to be invited to the side majority match
in really, because I, bro, in the Sidemen Charity match,
I really think I deserve at least five to 10 minutes
of playtime, if I play, right?
If I get invited, I deserve at least five,
10 minutes of playtime, that's facts, that's facts.
And I just, I want to prove myself, bro,
and I'm telling y'all right now,
if I get invited to the Sidemen Charity match,
You will see me walk out on that pitch.
You will see me get the ball.
And when a defender comes at me,
you will see me do a rainbow up in the air
over the defender in a kick into the goal.
And after I kick the ball into the goal,
I'm gonna do one of the knee slides.
Don't say, son, it's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.
I've been practicing my rainbows.
I'm serious.
Imagine, imagine, side with charity match, Lacey steps onto the pitch, I walk out, soak
up the crowd, 70,000 people, someone patched me the ball, defender comes at me, rainbow,
up over the defender, bang!
Kick it into the goal, and then I go hit a knee slide.
I'm telling you, it's gonna happen, bro.
It's gonna happen.
Keep dreaming.
Delusion.
This shit's not, it's 90,000 people in Rembley.
Holy shit. I was actually surprised, bro. I saw the Sidemen tweeted this chat.
Sidemen tweeted that they sold out, honestly blown away by the support every time.
They sold out and fans don't even know I'm playing yet. It's genuinely crazy.
Why are you guys, why are y'all saying, uh, good things, we hope you don't, bro, bro,
if they already sold out 90,000 tickets and then imagine they announced Lacy's playing
in the game, imagine they announced Lacy's playing in the game, bro, they're going to
another hundred to two hundred thousand people trying to join and get tickets to the match.
Honestly the resale value of a Sidemen charity match ticket will probably go double if they
announce it on plain to the game.
You know how many girls would want to be in a front row?
Shit.
Look.
What's this?
First off, put a gem on it, terrorizing me cause I came in with big pine on me, as long as phone numbers, they ain't no nothing.
Brother, your car is, your car, your car is gonna scrape the ground, dude.
Also, I do not have a satin black M5 anymore, alright?
I do not have a satin black M5 anymore.
anymore. My car has officially been wrapped in new color, and I got new wheels, new tires,
and I got a new carbon kit, I think that's what it's called, and I got back-mouth intakes,
I think. Is that what it's called? I'm pretty sure.
wait is that what it's called front mouth front mouth I got front mouth
intakes front mouth intakes um waste of money I didn't pay for it I didn't pay
for it I'm gonna be honest I did not pay for it front mouth intakes front
I've got front and mount intakes, front and mount intakes.
But now, oh, I'm starting.
Also, I have made a decision, instead of getting a Rolls Royce,
instead of getting a Rolls Royce, here's what I'm going to do, okay?
So, I made 60,000 last week on the Seahawks.
I'm going to take that 60,000, and I'm going to place a big bet on the Super Bowl.
And if that bet hits this is what I'm gonna get I'm gonna go buy it literally the day after if my superbowl bet hits I
am taking the money and
The next day I am going to go by
Any guesses any guesses
I've been talking about getting this car for a while, I've been talking about getting this
car for a while.
All right, if my basooka little bit hits, I'm going to go buy a 2026 Corvette Z06.
All right.
I don't care about you guys hating and this stereotype on Corvettes.
If you look at this car and don't think that it's sexy, I don't like, bro, I love the
look of this car.
I love the look of this car.
That's the old one.
Oh, I know.
I'm getting this one.
2026 Black Corvette Z06.
With the new body.
I'm getting the new body one.
And, and it's a convertible, too, so I can put the top down right around and in the hills
with the top down.
But this is only if my bet hits, I'm going to get this, only if my bet hits.
And I don't care, because here's the thing, here's the thing, is you guys are all followers.
You guys are sheep.
So you guys see people hate on Corvettes, and you just follow along to the trend.
Check your phone.
Phone.
Oh, hold on.
Toby's calling me.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Why does he, why, even his voicemail has an accent?
Your cool has been forwarded to voicemail.
How does Toby's voicemail have an accent?
Hold on, let me save your contact so I don't leak it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey Toby.
What are you telling me, bro?
What am I telling you?
How are you?
Oh, I'm good, how are you?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
What's up, man?
Hello.
You know, just a quick word, basically,
I've had this company hit me up saying they want to work with you and they couldn't get in contact with you, so they asked me if I could get your number and pass it on.
Yeah, for sure, for sure. Can you say what company?
I can't say what company, but it's a work opportunity. I'm not going to take no commission off that, you know, you can just, you know, but, yeah, it's just a work opportunity.
Okay.
If you're cool with that.
for it. Are you sure you don't want to take commission? You know, like a finder's fee?
No, no, bro. I don't want that, bro. I don't want that, bro. You handle that.
Okay.
Why do you think you're disappointed, bro?
Huh?
No, no, no. I'm not disappointed. I'm not disappointed at all. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you,
you know, looking at it.
I'm kind of disappointed.
No, no, no. I'm not disappointed. I'm not disappointed at all.
Do you know what? Let me say something. Yeah, it was actually good to see you have
metronome.
Was it? Do you actually...
Yeah.
Okay, be honest. Did I impress you or no?
Brr, we spoke about one thing before the game and you executed it perfectly.
Remember I told you, when the plus comes on the ground, just do the bicycle kick
and you executed it perfectly. I see you acted everywhere, Brr.
I did it. I went for it. I went for the bicycle kick, but I didn't connect.
But next time, maybe I'll connect next time.
Next time?
I hear that. I hear that.
I'm not going to allow matchy a little bit disappointed when you count the amount of time you've got in this game.
Bro, I didn't even get a chance.
How long did they give you on the pitch?
Like a minute and a half.
Yeah, that's not great.
That was a bit of a serious game, wasn't it?
It was very serious, but that's the thing
is they didn't realize that when I was on the pitch,
our offense was the most efficient it was all night.
We had three shots on goal in a minute and a half.
I mean, hopefully you get another chance at some point.
Yeah, we'll see what life has to offer, right?
Wait, I can get another chance?
I said, I'll hope for the...
Oh, hopeful.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, I guess there's another match for hope.
Oh, yeah.
I said, I'll hope for the...
Oh, yeah, no, I'm not.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, if you wanted, you could potentially do it
at a charity match this year.
That the second one that we got during that in April.
I don't know how that sounds to you.
Is it, is it an invite?
How does that sound to you?
Would you be down?
Yes!
I'm gonna get another shot!
I'm gonna get another shot, Toby!
Let's make it happen, bro.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
I tried to do a bicycle kick.
Don't get injured, bro.
Wait, tell me I'm coming to the charity match!
The boys would love to have you at the charity match, no way.
Oh!
That's a weird decision.
Tell them I said thank you so much.
I will do it.
I will be there and I will not let y'all down.
Yeah, I think you got more than two minutes.
Oh my God, I hope I get more than two minutes as well.
You will get more than two minutes.
I gotta train, I gotta train.
Go on the trail and celebrate your stream.
Thank you Toby, thank you.
Tell the guys I said thank you so much and I'll see you guys in London.
Love man, take care.
Love you too.
We did it!
I'M GOING TO LONDON!
I'M GOING TO LONDON!
OH SHIT!
I'M GOING TO F***ING LONDON!
OH MY GOD!
I don't even know what's inside this car!
This car!
This guy in the car!
I'm going to fucking London! I'm going to London!
Oh my god, I'm going to the charity match.
It's time to fucking turn things around.
Oh my god, oh my god, you got a train son?
Oh my god, I'm getting another chance.
I'm getting another chance.
I'm not letting anybody down this hall and tell you all right now, tell you all right
now.
charity match is going to be a different story. At the match for hope, I had, sure, two minutes,
zero shots, zero goals, zero assists, zero balls touched, one backflip, but at the Sideman charity
match, it's a different lacy this time. I'm going for a hat trick. Yeah, yeah. You're going to see
me rainbow up over a defender, kick it in the goal midair. I'm hitting one of these. Imagine
Ignis is the ball.
Imagination is the ball.
I'm rainbowing up over a defender and hitting
what it needs into the goal.
You need to train a lot more now.
Y'all, shout out to the side, men bro.
Thank you guys for the invite.
Oh my god, I made it to the side of the charity match, man.
Oh my god, dude.
No, I just found out.
I just found out.
That's crazy.
Bro, that was such, oh my god.
Yo.
You know the best part is wrong?
He was like all the guys who want you to come.
He was like it was we as a collective.
Elective he was like all of them what you do. Oh my god, I gotta call my mom and tell her
Yeah, just maybe put me in a group check
I'm making to the cherry man. No, but one wrong again. No, that's crazy. Oh, I'm a watch girl. No, but listen, imagine, imagine this
He came my chance to pick up the phone
And then I just picked up the phone and then he was like,
hey, we'd love to have you this year.
So you had his number this whole time?
No, no, he DM'd me and asked for my number.
And then he was like, check your name.
That's fucking love.
Send him my number, he called me up wrong.
He sent her.
He was like, he was like, bro,
I feel like they should have given you more time
out on the pitch there at the last charity match.
I was like, I agree, bro.
I didn't even prove myself.
He was like, wait!
Is this a troll?
Many mentors just typed in my chat, pick up the phone.
Oh my gosh.
It's cat, it's cat, it's cat.
Right, pick up the phone, right, pick up the phone, right, pick up the phone.
What the where?
Oh my God, my God, my God, my God.
Oh my gosh, oh my God.
No, I just got a bite of ice.
Hope you're about to get a bite of juice.
Simon!
Don't show me, please.
What?
No, I'm just going, why would you do this?
You remember, you remember when you were in your car and you were like,
begging you guys, Simon, don't do anything to play in your match.
You remember that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, now Lacey's taking your place.
Get mad, bitch.
Seriously?
Now if I take my life off of these problems, like bro,
you don't even want to go to you.
I want to go so bad.
I want to go so bad I want to pull myself out there
on that page.
I want you to do that.
Follow me, I want you to do that.
I don't even think it's got to be a joke, right?
Oh my god.
I'm going to the side of my charity match.
Hey, W side met him in the chat, man.
We better make history out there.
Better make history.
Wait, Ron, you're going to come though?
From?
So we're going to rewacken the door?
I could get you I could probably get you if they didn't be last year they had me like
I put like the family suite it's like a little sweet about the stadium it's like nice food
and burgers up there last year I had fit french fries really nice time talk to all
the talk to all the families and stuff couldn't I can't stream up there but it's a great
I'm just like, that last year, bro, I got fucked up, why'd you broke up with him?
I just wanted to prove myself real right.
Like, bro, this is your moment, man, I'm so proud of you.
You know, I'm like, you're your best friends.
I love you so much, bro.
You're so cool, it's going on the pitch together, bro.
You're number six, I'm number seven.
You're just right on the pitch, sitting next to each other.
So I mean to my favorite side, besides Toby, bro,
and he calls me to say that, that's fucking heartbreaking.
You know what that feels like?
Seeing your fucking hero call you and just say, fuck you.
She's like a great guy to me, told me I was playing.
She was like, fuck it, bro.
Oh, he called me and said, fuck you.
Lacey's taking your spot, he got my hopes up,
got my dopey nut, I got so fucking excited.
And you're sitting here trying not to fucking laugh.
Are you trying not to laugh?
Are you serious?
I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say.
I'm fucking, I'm praying for this.
I'm praying for this.
I'm actually praying for this moment.
Hey, Toby called me, Toby called me, Toby called me.
Toby's calling me, Toby's calling me, Toby's calling me.
Oh my God, okay, Toby, come on, are you ready?
You are, I need you to walk in here.
Toby's calling me, this is your chance, Ryan.
This is your chance, this is your chance.
This is your chance.
I'm not gonna go, okay?
We didn't pick up the phone, we didn't see each other.
Hey Toby!
Yeah, sorry, that was a fucking number.
Oh, I have someone who wants to talk to you real quick.
Just want to say hello.
Hey!
Oh, hey bud.
Hey, my favorite Sidemen.
Toby, Toby Gissel.
Toby Gissel.
How are you?
Doing good, bro.
So Simon was calling me and I think he wanted to go.
You want to tell him?
Yeah, so I saw Lacey got invited bro, how crazy it'd be if two people got invited in the same dad!
No!
I've been crazy about it, actually just put it down to Lacey.
So that's dad's handbag.
Oh, you didn't even need to call her.
Yeah, yeah, dad got gagged.
So, well, it's good to see that you're happy for everyone.
It's good to see that.
Okay.
Anyway, I'm gonna go because I want somewhere to do that.
Alright.
Thanks Toby, love you brother.
See you soon.
There's some type of like, sick joke.
You think I'm a fucking sick joke you say that you're excited you excited to see
Oh, I swear to God, this isn't a script. I didn't get invited. Did you just get invited for real?
Yeah, that was like I swear to God like they just called you surprised me on stream
Bro, I swear to God I didn't get invited.
Hi, bro.
I'm gonna get another chance out there.
I'm gonna get another chance, cat.
You need any messaging?
Hey, did you mean to hang out?
I did it.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna get another chance.
I don't get it.
I actually don't get it.
No, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't know where it's coming from, I'm dead to the front, I don't know, I'm so happy for you.
Wait, was I the first person?
Am I the first confirmed person?
I'm the first in-flight, that's how you know my football ability is up in the air there.
That's how you know I'm a top five footballer.
Name that person, close your eyes.
I just got invited to the
Don't you share your fault, uh, wait, do you want to train me?
Do I want to train you, you're...
Kevin, I got a whitey nose. It's a crazy moment.
It's a crazy feeling. Hey, just want to say to all the people in the chat right now,
man, all the thugs on the chatters, put in W's, you guys got us here, bro.
We are going to London. We are going to the charity match,
we were scoring a hat-trick.
We!
So um, who bein' the chair?
No, let me do this.
Let me do this.
Let me do this.
Let me do this.
So.
Woo!
You're gonna go.
I'm gonna hit you, gosh.
And I'm gonna go to London for no fucking reason.
You're a girl!
Somebody go to London to fucking eat beatings on fucking toast!
What?
Are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
You're fucking water parking here?
Listen, now you never know what if you get...
I'm not gonna fucking run, get her!
For bees!
On fucking...
Shouts!
Jesus, this is like a demigod.
Like, I'm...
Oh, you never know, bro, you could get invited too!
They're laughing. They're actually...
This is...
This is laughable to you guys.
This is laughable?
No, call...
Call your family, bro.
Tell them, tell them, tell them how much...
How proud they're gonna be.
Look at that, look at all the, all the, all the, all the, all the fucking shit off of me, bro, the fucking shit off of me!
Fucking, that's actually, hey, slow down!
Hey, slow down!
Like, bro, like, I, I can't eat it.
I actually can't eat it, bro. Me either.
I mean, this is like, I can't eat this shit.
I can't eat this shit.
This is such a surreal moment.
It's fucking hard.
Chasen, it's crazy.
I went from last year not getting invited
to watching the game from the stands
to this year officially playing in the match.
This is, thank you guys, bro.
Thank you to all the people who supported me
and thank you to the Sidemen for the invite.
Truly, I'm not gonna let you down.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, let me close your chat.
All right.
Bro, you should probably thank every single Sidemen.
Go ahead.
I just did.
I just did.
I just did.
Thank each one.
I just thank them all.
I just thank them all.
I love them so much.
So thank each one individually shout out to the cherry mash and you know what the best part is
Shout out to you know what the best part is Jack! It's all going to charity!
It's going to a great cost!
This is like a volcano in here!
It's going to a great cost!
This is like a fucking volcano! Fucking volcano in here bro!
Wow man
I'm so proud of you
I'm so proud of you
I believe in you, I don't want you to believe in me, I believe in you, can you call him back one more time?
Just butt down, butt down one more time, I feel like I butt down a little more time.
Okay, last one, last one.
I'm gonna act like I butt down, okay?
I'm gonna act like I fall.
Oh my god, when he picks up, I got the string.
Let me see it, let me see it.
You're gonna release your spine.
Oh, sorry, I'm out.
Oops, butt dialed.
Text told me to say sorry, butt dialed.
I can't risk my spot, bro.
I can't risk my spot, bro.
They invited me to make history.
That's the reason.
They need me out there scoring goals, bro.
Oh, OK.
So Simon messaged me.
Oh, they did?
Yeah.
What did he say?
What does Simon say? What does Simon say?
Simon, many material.
Oh, Simon, okay.
He, um, I said, did you mean to hang up?
And he said, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I mean, six, six, six, six, focus on this thing.
Okay, no focus.
Okay, no.
There's no autofocus on this thing?
What's good fucks going on?
It's all over the land.
It's okay.
I want to face fuck you right now.
I don't know.
Face fuck me?
I'm...
Face fuck him?
Fuck what do I do?
What do you face fuck me for?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
At least I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
What?
What?
No!
I told you!
What the fuck did you get, baby?
You got fucking invited!
How did you get fucking invited?
Bro!
This makes no sense!
You're a touristy out!
I'm a footballer. I'm a footballer. That's why.
Oh my god wait. Wait I know what to do.
Go on and do the football.
Yeah, that's what KSI wants me to do.
KSI said go on a fucking date with a football for 20,
he said for eight hours, take a football out to dinner,
take a football through the park.
How bad do you want me to do it?
How bad do you want it?
How bad do you want it?
He's lying.
How bad do you want it?
He wants me to do a simulation ritual.
How bad do you want it?
Get a football, go on a date, take you to dinner,
maybe a little amusement park, Ferris Wheel,
poster, kiss it at the end of the day. Why is Ron need you?
God, we missed it.
March 7th at 845 PM ESB taking out my car.
Come here.
Take me out of there at that time.
Take me out.
Give me a Google App.
I don't want to be here no more.
I don't want to be here no more.
Invites having a win out.
Brother, invites having a win out.
Invite having a win out.
The tickets are sold out.
I can't even get a fucking ticket if I want to go.
You're laughing.
Are you laughing?
No, someone in the chat said, this isn't like a script,
bro.
I'm serious.
You're laughing.
Someone in the chat said, you look like Peter Griffin.
I look like, oh, I look like Peter.
I'm just going to take a chat message.
I mean you are.
I mean we get a little bit.
That's love, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro, you can go.
I'll just, uh...
Oh, my God.
Dude, that is...
Oh, G.F., that's what you used to do.
It's not a bad idea to do a dream party.
Bye, bro.
Sam.
You want to try to call me one more time?
No, I don't think I want to risk my, uh, much more than that.
I don't think it's a good idea to risk my personal life, so...
One more?
Congratulations, Lacey. Congrats, Lacey. Thank you guys for your congratulations.
Who else got invited?
XQC said he's invited?
No, he didn't.
I'll kill myself if he's invited.
Right now on your stream.
No, no, I guess I'm not going to do that.
Definitely not going to get invited.
I'll do it right now.
Toby's doing a stream with Jason tomorrow?
Wait, Jason Johnny lighted it?
No, I put it on God, I put it on God.
Yes, but they're saying Jason's invited already.
I'm so fucking serious, my whole life fucking notification is taking my whole life and I'm
gonna fucking jump.
Wait, you're saying Senegal invited, too?
Yeah, but I'm taking balls!
I'm taking fucking balls!
Bullfucking shit!
Wait, Senegal invited, Jack?
Bullshit, I'll kill myself right now.
I'm gonna kill myself right now.
Jack, does that confirm anybody got the clip?
That's bullshit, that's bullshit.
Anybody got the clip?
That's bullshit, show me.
Show me the fucking clip, show me.
Show me the fucking clip.
Show me the clip.
They just invited her to do what?
To do fucking do what?
Give out hot dogs?
The fuck?
Clip the clip, where's the clip?
I don't know what the fuck, I don't know.
I didn't get invited. I put it on on friendship. I don't believe you. Actually, I believe you because I genuinely need to stand out.
Basically, I would have told you off camera.
Well, there's no way.
What kind of guy?
I'm not going to talk to your mom.
No, no, no.
There's nothing to do with that.
I'm not going to talk to your mom.
Wait a minute.
Is the Senate actually getting invited?
Is there a clip?
This is crazy.
Is there a clip of Senate getting invited?
That's sick.
Hey, congratulations to Senate.
Oh, Senate.
Oh, my.
It is so good.
What are you thinking of?
Yes, call her?
Did Sita actually get invited?
I'm gonna go through your mind.
Drill!
I'm gonna fucking go through your mind.
Drill!
That's cat.
You didn't get invited.
You can't even fucking...
Drill!
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
You really got invited to do what?
Come here.
I gotta tell you a surprise.
You ready for a bulletin?
Come here, come here, come here.
I gotta tell you a surprise, bro.
No, no, no.
I just got a text.
I got a body-saving drill.
I'm not kidding.
I got a text.
Text what from Toby. Let me see. What do you say?
Why did I touch on Toby?
Tell me right now. I'll be just texting me and said congrats on anybody's inside the charity match
Oh my god
Oooh, I don't know if you're definitely gonna be like I don't have a picture of you.
Just some type of guy like oh right.
15 minutes out of the maybe you.
It's just some type of fucking joke right?
Right?
Bro, you gotta find a joke.
It's just like a fucking joke.
I'll get you a plus one.
I ain't no plus one.
I already need a plus one.
The tickets are sold.
You don't think I'm gonna be like I'm joking?
No no I brought a plus one.
The tickets are sold out.
I brought a plus one.
There's a family lounge.
But they're really ladies.
Oh the family lounge is in the nosebleeds.
Yeah but that's the one I sat last year.
You remember I was your plus one.
I sat in the nosebleeds.
You want me to sit in the fucking nose leads?
Well, yeah, but this is crazy.
I'm about to just cancel my own stream today.
Thank you.
She actually invited?
Synergy said on stream she's invited.
Did Synergy actually say that?
Oh, I did get invited since very much, totally invited.
Oh, when he did go on, I'm going to invite those yikes.
Yeah, I thought I was going to invite them.
That's sort of wrong.
Hey!
That's an expensive camera!
I didn't invite you to have it.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm just gonna get shot this morning.
Oh my God, Julia, I want you to go to the match.
Yeah.
Oh, he's sitting there going to school.
He's gonna see me a fun-ass match, chat.
Everybody's popping out.
This gotta be lit.
London's gotta be lit.
Wrong guy invited.
Wrong guy invited.
Clip of the link, bro. I dare you. Go ahead. What is it?
Nope.
This is some type of joke, right?
Think about it.
I was the first person invited for this.
What are you fucking playing?
Think about how many people still have to be invited.
Oh my gosh.
You know what his friends said they were going to have to do?
What?
I'm actually so...
I actually feel bad for them now.
Chad, now that the assignment invited that I'm going to the charity match,
They're going to have to expand the tickets and make more seats available for all the
girls that are going to want to come.
Girls in a crowd holding up lacy take your shirt off, signs.
Oh, fuck I feel bad.
The stadium capacity is going to have to go up.
Shit.
Sideman tweet?
Oh my god, sideman tweet.
Sideman tweet.
Sideman tweet.
We're saying sideman tweet.
We're saying sideman tweet.
We're saying sideman tweet.
There's things to hide between.
There's another tweet.
There's another tweet.
There's another tweet.
You got to let it go, bro.
Just a reminder, all the tickets are sold out.
And I know legitimate resale websites.
That's so much love.
Hey, for all those of you who want to go support me
at the charity match, just a reminder,
all official tickets are sold out.
No legitimate resale websites.
All ticket resale is done through a ticket master.
Hey, guys.
That's love.
So.
I can definitely get you a first one.
I don't even know what's wrong with me.
Oh my god, what do you want me to do?
I don't want to be on this earth.
What do you want me to do?
I'm going to take my life right now.
Oh, I'm going to get you.
There's lace here.
I can see if you can do that.
I don't want to be on the inside.
This is your laugh page.
I'm being so...
Lacy, I'm no strainer.
I don't have anything about it.
That's why I came down here,
because I thought you knew before.
I didn't.
This is...
I actually just got sent back.
How much is it selling on Ticketmaster?
side and then charity match tickets for sale. No, no that's a fake website. Are you sure?
Yeah. Not right by tickets. It's only on ticketmaster. They said so it's for tickets.
So I can't even buy?
There's no tickets.
There's no fucking tickets?
Is this some type of fucking joke?
Yeah, seems like a joke.
I want to case what he would get.
I want to...
We drew Tweet.
Drew Tweet.
What did you draw?
Girl, let's try and help you out.
Could y'all make an exception for my friend
stable ring although he needs a ticket
in the nose pleats.
Please.
Yeah, go.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I just got a message from Simon.
What's he saying?
Fucking nothing, I'm lying.
I'm fucking lying.
Drew, take your life.
I'm not kidding, take it.
Fucking take it.
I don't care.
God, take me and Drew all out.
You're playing in the match.
You're playing in the match?
You're a go-kiss.
I didn't mean to.
I'm super proud of you.
I've seen you fucking happy, though.
You've grasped my shoes, you girl.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
At least I don't need my hands.
Wait, which one's your fucked up me?
I've had...
Are you gonna try to hurt me?
No, I just want to know.
What's your fucked up letter?
I want to make sure they're in flux of it.
This one.
Ah!
I just saw your true colors wrong.
Drew, this tree makes me mad, we need this tree.
Oh
Trail Bootha, thank you for the five gifts
Dude
Oh, seriously, dude, see what all those players are doing?
Oh, it's just 20-20, this is unique.
I promise I'll stick it through the night.
I'll just do it.
I'm trying to figure out what to do.
We don't want you to fucking carry that!
I don't even know if you said it's over!
It's over!
This is gotta be done!
The police are falling!
Hey!
We got it, buddy!
Hey!
Yes!
I'm gonna let it in, but this is gonna be a mess.
Oh my God, Jack!
Hey, shout out to the Sidemen, man!
Shout out to all the Sidemen, bro.
Thank you guys so much for the invite.
I'm not gonna let you all down, bro.
I'm going out on that pitch and I'm giving it my all 90 minutes. Give it a mile out there.
I'm giving it a mile out there.
This is a real feeling, bro. All 90 minutes. I'm playing all 90 minutes.
Is Marlon in Italy or Sweden?
What time is it in Sweden?
Face time Marlon.
He's starting a FaceTime call to Marlon.
But his number doesn't work here.
You've got to use a WhatsApp?
I don't even have WhatsApp.
Wait, FaceTime Marlon email.
Sometimes email works.
Use IG.
I don't have WhatsApp.
Wait, email doesn't work in Sweden?
I'm not calling Marlon on Instagram.
Damn, bro.
I can't believe I got invited, bro.
I can't believe we got invited, chat.
I can't believe we got invited to get to training.
How much time do I have?
How many days do I have?
Two months?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
two days. I have two days? How good can I, how good can I become at football in two months?
I don't have Ginge's number though.
Tell Ginge I'm calling him on IG.
Wait, but do we even know who else is invited?
Am I the only confirmed person so far?
How do I call an IG?
I can't call Jinj on IG.
I gotta call him on Discord.
I don't have his Discord.
It's a new Jinj.
I hope this is him.
Hello?
Ginge?
Hello?
Oh, shit.
Ginge?
Ginge?
Wait, is this Ginge?
It's not funny asshole
Hold on.
Are you there, Ginge?
Yeah.
Wait.
Am I here?
No, you hear verbally.
I don't know if you hear mentally.
Wait, Ginge.
Turn your camera on.
Do you not believe it's me or something?
Oh, it is you.
Yeah.
Could you not tell it was me?
No.
Ginge.
Lace it. First of all, can I just say, a massive fucking congratulations.
You are going to Wembley playing football in England in front of 90,000 people.
90,000?!
90,000.
If you thought K'Hata was good mate, times that.
by five
90,000 people are gonna watch me on the pitch
Running up and down for 90 minutes score in a hat trick
100% yet. Yeah, score in a hat trick for 90 minutes. Yeah
What?
What are you? What are you gonna? What are you gonna do to prepare for this game Lisa?
Oh, I already know what my goal is in the charity match. I did
So I'm going to practice and I'm going to train and as soon as I touch the ball in the
charity match and I see a defender coming at me, I'm going to do a rainbow up over the
defender.
So imagine rainbow, up over.
Can you show me what the rainbow is going to look like?
Yeah.
So I'm going to get the ball.
Yeah.
Put the ball between my legs.
Yeah.
Like that.
And it's going to go up over my head over the defender's head.
And then I'm going to run around with the defender and I'm going to do a kick
in the air and they're kicking into the ball.
I can't lie, that technique was fucking really good.
I think you've got it so hot.
I think you're going to be OK.
I might.
There is a small chance.
If the ball is put in the air, I'm
going for another bicycle kick.
But, but.
Well, the ball wasn't in the air
when you went for the first one.
That's where I messed up.
But if I see the ball coming towards me
and it's in the air this time, you best not leave.
I'm connecting on a bicycle kick.
Well, why don't you just get Ron to send the ball up to you?
Ron didn't get invited.
What?
Not yet, at least.
Oh my god, so you're better than Ron at football?
I mean, clearly, I'm better than you, too, huh?
Ha ha ha.
Are we lacing?
Lacing, that's not actually how it works.
I was only joking about that.
Well, you said Ron didn't get invited,
and I did something better than Ron.
I got invited and you didn't, which means I'm better than you too.
Listen, I need a, I need, I need help. I need a favor.
Okay. What do you want to help with, mate?
So during the week of the charity match, I'm going to come to London the week before.
I need you to train me.
You want me to train you?
I need you, please. Just take, take a day, take a day.
I'll be in London, me and you, we go to the pitch and, and I need you to train me.
Okay. I need you to teach me how to speak.
Oh my god, he called it a pitch and not a field.
That's a fucking great start.
See?
We're learning!
Yes, yes, yes.
And I need you to train me.
Okay, no problem, no problem.
Okay.
I'm more than happy to train you,
but I might have to bring an assistant with me.
Who?
Is a man who knows football from the inside and the out.
He's called Steve Bracknell.
Okay, okay, shout out Steve.
Yeah, shout out to Steve.
He's an amazing coach.
He's got his own team.
And I feel as though you could really, really develop your game.
You think you can help me?
Yeah.
Well, to be honest, I see things in you later.
I don't think you're as bad as people make out.
You've got real potential.
I do.
Real potential.
Because you know what it is, I'm a natural born athletic.
Yeah, you're a natural born athletic and diabetic.
So that's really good as well.
So the things that we can see around you and within you
is really good. Is there anything in your game that you personally want to really work
on? Honestly, I think my football game is pretty
solid all around. What's your diet like? My diet? Pretty good diet, pretty good diet
in my opinion, but I will tell you this. I'm going to cut weight. I'm going to cut
weight for the charity match. By the time the charity match comes around, I'm going
I'm gonna be about 180. I'm gonna really put time into the gym. I'm gonna train and I'm 180 kg
Pounds pounds. Okay. I was gonna say
So what are you now?
196 pounds
Okay, 16 k it's 16 pounds. You could do that easily. That's like an hour in the sauna. No, that's like a month in the gym
Oh, I reckon you can commit to that. Yes. Yes
I'm telling you I'm telling you when I step foot on that pitch
I'm gonna be a starter by the way until you right now. I'm gonna be a drunken. I'm gonna be a story. So he's dying
You know what? I might say fuck everything and I might try to be a fucking
How are you gonna be able to do your overhead kick if you're a if you're a gola
If I'm quick enough, I can run out of the goal. I'll be the first goalie to ever score a goal.
I'll be the goalie, I'll run out of the goal, kick it into the other goal, score a run back to my goal.
Yeah, you would be the first person to ever do that, I can't lie.
Wait, okay, actual question, Ginge. If I'm goalie, can't I pick up the ball and run the ball and throw it in the goal?
Yeah, you can, yeah. So the goal is when you have the ball, you can pick it up and run.
So I could just get the ball, pick it up, run like a football, like actual American football,
all the way down to the other side, throw it in the goal.
Yeah, but you only get 60 seconds, that's why you don't see many people do it. You
only get 60 seconds. If you think you could run to the other side of the pitch within
60 seconds I reckon you go for it. I reckon you do it. They can tackle you too. Yeah. Yeah,
but you're really so quick and agile. We're not going to be able to get near you if we
get invited. Wait, so let's go on. How does it, is there a draft? Or do they just like
Is there a draft? Because I never got invited before. So is there a draft or do they just
through the sidemen. I mean there wasn't last year. So obviously you placed on a team.
Yeah, do you not know what team you're on? No.
Ooh, okay. What team would you prefer to be on?
Honestly, I'm just happy to be there. Yeah, but if you had to pick a team...
I don't want to say because what if I get placed on the other one and then my coaches
will put me in the game.
Is there anyone you're looking forward to potentially being there that you could feel
as though you get a really good footballing relationship from?
Toby.
So you want to be on Toby's team?
Yes.
So you want to be on side van team?
I'm happy to be on any team.
But if you could choose, you'd want to be on Toby's team.
I'm trying to set me up here. I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing.
Listen, I think if you were on Toby's team, I think you'd thrive off Toby.
I'm going to be honest. If you get invited, I want to be on your team.
Really? What makes you say that just out of curiosity?
I just feel like when me and you are on the pitch together,
if we have that team chemistry, if you kick the ball to me,
I kick it back to you, you put it in the air, and I bicycle kick rain to the goal.
Listen, well if I get invited and we end up on the same team, I will do my very best to set you up for a bicycle kick.
For real?
100%
Like an actual one in the year where I can actually go for it.
Yeah, 100% and on the week that we're training we'll train you in bicycle kicks.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
Alright, deal.
Okay, go stop.
Alright James, I'll see you in London mate.
You'll see me in London to train you mate, no problem.
I'll see you in a bit, mate.
I'll see you in a bit, mate.
I'll see you in a bit, mate.
Holy shit!
I'm going to fucking London!
Oh!
Going to London, chat.
I got to successfully get a bicycle kick.
Look up Steve Bracknell.
Assistant manager of the Royal Oak FC.
Wait, so he's gonna help me?
Listen, that's a no-you-think-I-got-me-back.
But last week, that kid, he's speaking.
He had to get on top of me.
He spoke to 30 years ago, but he's serious.
So you should've experienced.
You're gonna be nice.
Come on, boss.
Come on, boss.
I'm singing like that.
I'll drop that.
I'll drop that.
I'll drop it on the side.
What the fuck?
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
So this guy's gonna train me.
He's gonna kill me.
Because your father's been choosing on it.
And I'm going to left foot, who smells like a fucking blue net, and a rat who's the half
of Columbia that he smells, because she promised me to choose it.
Oh no.
He's the best coach in England to be grateful, okay?
He seems like, like, like, kind of like the diamond gym of football coaching.
He is? Oh, he's going to cook your ass.
Yeah, should I do some reactions or should I go get the cards right now?
I can go with the cards at any time, by the way.
Drill!
Can you get, uh, stop ready to go, Ira.
We're going to get the cards.
I know.
Uh, yeah, whatever the manufacturer is calling for.
Alright, let's go through this.
Cut-tard trip.
Why is this why are you making it seem like I died okay great edit man and I had so much
fun in Qatar Qatar was one of like the most fun I've had on a trip ever on and off stream
like all the stuff we did on stream was so much fun the football stuff was a lot of
fun and then off-stream like just like chilling with the guys going out to nice
dinners was a lot of fun and everybody in Qatar was so hospitable and so nice
and like I don't know how to explain it like they literally treated me like just
like like amazing out there like anything I needed I if they paid for all
the dinners they they paid for the hotel all the room service like if I
needed shoes they brought shoes to my room it was genuinely just amazing
And then, like all the people out there too,
like the last night, we got dinner with like a super,
like a royal family in Qatar.
And they were telling us how like impactful
like our clips were and us like our impact on the game was
and how they want us to come back.
And they also showed, they showed me in Marlin
a picture or a video of what the charity money actually goes to and it was so
cool to see and then they said next year that maybe I can go in person and see
like what the charity goes to for the education in the schools that it builds
so it was really cool seeing all that I'll look at the clip chat give me a
split second damn
I can easily do that. I can easily do this.
I can easily do that.
No, why are y'all standing ginger discord?
I just watched it.
What do you mean ginger discord?
I just watched the clip on stream.
just watch me watching. Pin. Motherfucker, he sent me the click. What do you mean, pin?
I just watched it. Who's screaming? Rage me. So let's try it. So, so, so, so, so, so,
What's your opinions?
I think it's my real reason, my real reason to have opinions, except I did the doggy.
I might have been inedible, I must have been in the world as well as I was in the gastrodiology.
I was like, I'm going to be killed, I'm going to put the bag on the tip right here,
I'm going to put my head on the doggy, that I was dead.
I thought I would not get the whole world, I'm not going to be in the stairs,
I'm not going to be in support of these.
Yeah?
Yeah, what happened?
What?
What?
I'm hosting my own charity match.
You're hosting your own charity match?
I'm going to London, and I'm going to do some charity match before they do, and I'm going to steal all their hands.
Okay, you're welcome to join me.
You're not hosting my...
I'll have to decline unfortunately.
I actually got invited to the Simon charity match, so...
Okay, what was your chat about?
The stable charity match or the Simon charity match?
Let's see it.
Chad, what was it?
Stable charity match or silent charity match?
I want to know.
I want to know.
You just got invited by me though.
There's going to have like four people show up to the crowd of his same charity match.
And I'm going to be fucking scoring a hatchery in front of 90,000 out of Lembley.
Bang!
Yes!
So that is not a top-notch, that is not a top-notch.
There's gonna have like four people show up to the crowd
of his same charity match.
And it'll be fuckin' scoring a hatchery
in front of 90,000 out of Lemblee.
Bang!
Yes!
I understand, and I think it's important
that he's all dick, I wish there was one dick.
Yeah, I just go to dick to dick,
after the dick get hard and sore.
That is only dick sucked dick in.
Okay, what the fuck is he talking about?
Dez crashes out on IG Live announcing he's retiring
from streaming in the internet after receiving hate
after Gigi leaked that he was sliding in her DMs
and liking her IG stories after her break up.
And that is the point, that is all a dick.
I want one dick, and I just want a dick and dick
after the dick get hard and sore.
That is all a dick, suck dick and doll.
I hate all eggs, I just, I think that's a dick doll.
I'm gonna fuck this guy out on the floor and suck my dick, I'm gonna fuck.
All that bitches, I'll have people check up on y'all and kill y'all.
And when y'all need it, I'll check up on y'all and give y'all a good shot, too.
The fuck?
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
Why did someone say in the comments, you so epic?
Dude.
How lacy gonna be moving in the Sidemen charity match?
That looks like me. That looks like me.
I mean frick.
That looks like me out there.
Groundhog Punk Setani Phil has seen his shadow predicting six more
There's no way people genuinely sit there and watch a groundhog and be like, look at a fucking little ugly XDD groundhog and see him pop out of a hole and say, oh, shit, he saw his shadow.
That means we're going to have six more weeks of winter. This is the most fucking bot shit I've ever seen in my life.
There's just no way people gather around a groundhog
to see if there's more winter.
What the fuck was that?
His hair is chopped.
Didn't you say you're hosting this?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not hosting this.
So I saw this, bro.
They invited me, so basically YouTube picked the teams.
And I didn't get picked to play in the flag football game.
But then the NFL asked if I wanted to come to it and stream it.
But like, do I really want to go stream it and not play?
Like, I would have played in it, but I feel like me just
going and streaming myself watching it.
I don't know, I don't really want to, I don't know,
I would have wanted to play to be honest,
but these teams are the most unfair
I've ever seen in my life.
Holy shit, Team Druski's gonna fucking blow
Jay Balvin's team out.
In the middle of the night.
What a goal by Lacey!
It's going to happen bro, in another life.
This is the real clip by the way, just to let y'all know, the AI run that everybody's
posting and spreading around the internet, don't believe that.
This is the real clip of what happened in the match.
People have been AI-ing it and making it look like I missed the kick.
I did not miss the bicycle kick. This is what happened.
That's what happened.
Oh, but I get back quite a bit.
For what?
Took to the match?
You get are you sound like what's the charity?
Like what kind of people
What day is it
She said on his stream it's going to a new SPJ
to find an SCJ?
Listen, I've got to make sure I don't...
Save...
Save...
VHL...
Save...
Double...
Save...
OK, well unfortunately I'm having to find a remote for the gas.
I got to save my energy and put in my energy for the sideline
charity match.
That's why I make sure I'm 100% healthy, not
going into it fresh.
Got to make sure I'm really trained
and to step on that pitch and play all 90 minutes,
to be honest.
Chad, be honest.
And don't lie.
Actually, be honest.
Y'all think I'm playing more than 20 minutes in the match?
No, okay.
Lacey picked one QB for the next five years.
Caleb Williams, Drake May, Fernando Mendoza, Jordan Love.
Caleb Williams didn't even have to think about it.
Fake picture.
What is this?
Is that me?
I don't know.
I don't like how I'm getting made fun of for my attempted bicycle kick.
I'm seeing all these pages and TikToks posted and then I go in every TikTok comment section
and it's just a picture of me halfway in the air with the ball on the ground.
I don't like how I'm getting made fun of.
I'm going to practice and in the Sidemen Charity match.
I'm telling you right now, I will successfully hit a bicycle kick.
It's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.
You will see.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
My training's gonna pay off.
You should give people their flowers more often.
Now I don't know Lacey.
I don't know them as a person.
I think you should give people their flowers more often.
Okay.
I don't know Lacey.
I don't know them as a person.
I just see a lot of clips of the kid.
I've actually met Klitz before, an unbelievable dude.
But I want to give my flowers to Lacey, because that kid understands content.
He understands it at such a deep level that he flew 16 hours to Qatar, I think it was.
Played two minutes in a soccer game, did one bicycle kick.
That absolutely obviously wasn't going to hit, but if you knew that,
and got the biggest click on the center.
I did not know that, okay?
First off, I did not know that, and it's not D1.
First, okay, here's the thing.
Lacey.
She's like, okay, I just want to say Austin, I appreciate this a lot, bro.
But at the same time, this is like a backhanded compliment to me.
Because I truly went out there and gave him my all.
I truly went out there and I gave him my all on that bitch for the two minutes I had.
Thank you, bro.
You know what you're doing with social media.
Thank you, bro.
And maybe people don't give you credit.
But I'm going to.
Appreciate you, man.
Keep your head down and keep working hard.
Thank you, bro.
W. Austin.
Thank you, man.
Chad's not, you know what Chad?
A compliment and given flowers is not D1 in 2026.
How much did you pay him?
So y'all think I sent that guy a cash out payment?
You know what I'm saying?
Did you pay him?
So y'all think I sent that guy a cash out payment
and he posted that video?
You know what, actually, because I saw that,
I'm gonna go repost it right now.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah, hold on.
I'm trying to find it.
Wait, did he delete it?
You saw Austin Reeves got signed to Young L.A.
Yes!
Chad, look at this.
I don't know if y'all saw this.
Austin Reeves officially signed to Young Aleppo.
It's up there by the Mrs. Austin Reeves.
I don't know if it was at least like this.
It was Young Aleppo.
Holy, oh my.
Bro, I feel like it only makes sense for me, Austin Reeves, to do a stream.
Stop calling us that.
Stop calling us that.
I would, when's the collab, bro, I would love to do a stream, man, I DMed Austin Reeves
a while ago.
I DMed him last year to do a stream
and I don't think he saw the message,
but he knows clicks.
I saw a picture of him in clicks
and I already hit up down in the layhouse,
like, hey, this would be amazing
if we could do a stream together,
like if you guys could connect to me.
So maybe he'd be down to do a stream in the future.
If not, obviously I'm good, but that'd be cool.
All right, Chad, are you ready, Drew?
Chad, are we switched?
Are we switched?
Chad, let me know if the mic is fine.
You have your business card, right?
Because I have to use yours, they said.
Hold on.
Yes?
Chad, let me know if the mic is fine.
It's a new one.
Hold on.
I'm going to go take a quick little take.
Let me know if the mic is fine with the new one.
Hold on, I'm gonna go take a quick little take.
Because the other one broke, and it's all right.
Is it good?
What are you guys about to do?
Cry, open $25,000 worth of cards.
That's lit.
Nope.
It's late, man.
What are you going to do?
I eat Indian food.
You know, there's a square or bigger table,
in case I'm going to spend that, too.
OK, let's go check it out.
It's on the floor on my doorway.
I don't know if it's broken or not, though.
How about, check it out.
That's good work.
Holy energy drinks.
Chad, there's like sand in my leg, bro.
It's so annoying.
It's not going to meet?
Alright, so chat, hold up. Chat. For those of you who did not see it or not on Twitter,
I have officially gotten sponsored by Pactraw. Right here, as you all can see. It's the mouse
pad. Now, not only is Pactraw helping me pay rent, let me tell you. Shout out Pactraw
Because rent is fucking paid, man.
Rent is paid on top of that.
They are giving me $25,000 every month
to do a huge card opening.
So today, we're about to head over to the sports card store.
And they already sent me the 25 bands.
And I have $25,000 to buy as many cards
I want, open as many packs as I want.
Then we're going to come back here and open packs.
And I'm gonna be honest, I'm so excited for this sponsor.
It's one of those sponsors where I genuinely
am gonna enjoy doing the segments on stream.
I'm just gonna tell y'all straight up,
like five times a month,
I'm gonna be going on the pack to our website
and I'm going to be trying to win.
It's that simple.
Nothing crazy, they're showing a lot of love.
They are helping me with content.
We're in talks with them helping me
with Super Bowl stuff.
So like any content ideas that I have,
they're like helping me with
and it's gonna be a lot of fun
and I genuinely enjoy using the website.
Like it's actually fun.
It's something that I do.
I actually was doing an off stream, I'll be honest.
I lost $5,000, but it's fine.
You know what happens?
But yeah, I'm super excited.
Patron, thank you for the big 50 gifted in a chat, man.
Thank you for, don't laugh at me.
Yo, this is one thing we're not gonna do.
When I lose, y'all are not going to sit here and laugh at me, bro.
We're not doing that.
How's it going, sir?
100.
Wait.
Patron with the 100 total gifted.
Holy shit.
Thank you for the 100.
Thank you for the 100.
But yeah, Chad, I'm so excited because it's something
where it's like one of those things where it doesn't feel
like, oh, I have to do it.
You know what I mean?
I'm genuinely going to enjoy doing it.
And I know you guys are gonna enjoy it too
because you guys always love when I lose money
on fucking betting on games and this and that.
So I know you guys are gonna enjoy it too.
And yeah, they're helping me a lot out with content
and stuff like that.
So it's gonna be good, it's gonna be great.
We're gonna have a lot of fun
and they're also giving me money to open cards.
So I could literally go to the sports card store
right now and I can get as many boxes as we want.
Where can I watch your streams? What do you mean? Where can I watch your streams promo code? Yeah, so Chad if you guys want to sign up
Code Lacey and you get I'm pretty sure it's in the it's in one of my panels the link if you guys want to click it
You get like 5%
You get like a deposit bonus
So if you guys want to go down there and use that and support me, you know, I'd appreciate it
But we're about to head to the sports card store right now
And I'm going to be spending $25,000 and opening a shit ton of packs a shit ton of packs bro
I told them they York they told American Express that your car is because my car to had to lock so I lost my wallet
So also
You're not doing that you're not doing that
You're not doing it. How did you lose your wallet? Yeah, so if you live in Los Angeles
Somewhere out there in Los Angeles lies a thousand dollar Balenciaga wallet
also lies a
Amex card that has zero limits to business cards
My personal ID and it has a $500 fat sales gift card in there. Oh Ron's calling me
Hello
Coco's poop.
No, don't put it on my desk.
Wait, why was she in the kitchen?
Oh, last night.
Wait, Ron, can you just use your bare hands and grab it
and throw it in the trash for me?
I'm going to pick this poop up.
I'm going to put it on your desk.
Do not put it on my desk.
Well, you should have fucking cleaned it.
I'm putting it on your desk.
I didn't know it was there.
I'm putting it on your desk.
Fuck you!
are you sure you weren't robbed do I look like a guy that could get robbed do I
look like a guy that someone will come up in ski masks and say give us your
fucking wallet no you look like an easy lick no I don't all right so Chad we
gotta discuss are there any specific cards that you guys want me to open
I already talked I don't want to leak their numbers. I
Already talked
to
the sports card people and
This is one thing that they told me
Apparently today like today on February 2nd a new
Um, what is it? Hold on we find it
Let me find it, let me find it, let me find it.
Top, something came out today.
Prism football 2025 came out today, enjoy it.
Prism just dropped today, yes.
So I asked them to hold some for me.
So today, they're holding their whole cocoa shit on your desk, yo Ron, there's no way
You put shit on my desk
You bro, okay bet bet, you know what I'm gonna do you know where's burger wait. I haven't seen burger in days
Burger die
Do-do desk do not call me do-do desk
So here here's what I told them I wanted
one immaculate basketball, which is like a $6,000 box,
one national treasure basketball,
one 2025, 2026 tops Chrome,
six Bobs, because that's all they have,
three football 2023 prisms, three football 2025 prisms,
and then anything else I see at the store.
Is there anything else that y'all can think of
that you guys want me to open?
Should I do some football?
Should I do some football since I just got invited to the Sidemen charity match?
Should I try to get a lamina mall?
What?
There's just sand in the lens.
There's sand in the lens?
There's not any lens, like any piece that you span in it.
It's just so hard to spin now.
Pokemon? I just don't know that much about Pokemon chat.
Wait. Adapt just went live. Ragexadapt. Rage told me that we were streaming tomorrow. Today.
FaceTimeRage.
change. Pre-no answer. Nice. Yeah. It's just fucking unbelievable. Yo, did Rage change
numbers or something is there a reason he never answers me open up John pork packs
piggy piggy oh rage is calling me hey rage I'm streaming I'm live I have a
question so last night you you actually said was like oh you want to stream
tomorrow you want to do something tomorrow and I'll like yeah bro and I
super excited for it and then ADAPT just went live with the
notey ADAPT x-rage.
That actually never happened. I said, I said, are you gonna
what do you leave? And I said, on Tuesday, they said, so you
gonna be here tomorrow? So yeah, they said, I'm gonna see you
tomorrow. So yeah, I'm gonna see you. Yeah. And then you
got up and you're like, you want to stream tomorrow?
No, I said are you streaming tomorrow?
Lacey, don't move in.
I'm home through this day.
Everybody knew I said I'll stream.
You can ask me to do the stream.
But if you're at the house, I won't shoot.
Like, come on, bro.
I'm not talking to anybody.
No, I can't shoot you because I'm streaming with a dad.
You can do whatever, bro.
Wait, so what are me you and an ab doing?
Oh, where we going
Fuck you in your red do rag
I don't care, bro. I don't care. Wait, it's Black History Month? Oh my god, I got a
collage back. Shit. I forgot about that chat. Yeah, I just wanted to call you back and
say happy black history month
no I'm just I'm just calling to let you know like happy black history month
brother I didn't realize it was I take it back and I just want to say happy
Black History Month and you know I I'm so happy and proud of how far how far
you guys have come and what's black history month we should celebrate we
celebrate like you listen I'm not gonna lie this is this is supposed to be like a
good thing like a congratulations this is supposed to be a moment like where me
and you are bonding and I'm like yo like let's celebrate I mean we could
We could I don't know how do you want to celebrate?
Okay, um, I mean we could we can have a party
Whatever food you want, bro
I mean honestly we could we could like throw some on the grill
Oh my god, we can have like a little cookout.
Why are you motherfucka laughing?
Yo, you've done this to me before.
What's funny about any of this?
We can have a little cookout, have everybody pull up, throw some on the grill.
Maybe get some, we can throw some hot dogs, burgers, maybe some chicken wings.
Get like, I don't know, like chips and fruit at some tables.
What fruit?
What fruit, huh?
Well fruit, uh, and celebrate, oh crap, I mean any type of fruit that you would want me personally, my favorite fruit is gonna, would be my favorite, I would request would be watermelon, um, but, but, but, I fuck, I fuck with pineapple and honeybee, I'm not saying I have watermelon all over my face, no, no.
Well, we can have some we take some shots for to celebrate
No, like alcohol like like poor a Hennessy brother or like tequila
When did I say that
When to
Nice, so have so have okay, so having a little get together with burgers hot dogs
Tequila Hennessy watermelon pineapple and honeydew nice, bro
Guns, yeah. When did I say guns, bro?
Dude, we have to celebrate Black History.
Ooh, that was good.
That was close.
That sounds lovely. Thank you.
Congratulations, Silky.
FaceTime, Silky.
Wait, is it so he and Dallas?
Whoa, yo Silk!
What's up man, I'm Streamer right now.
I just wanted to call you in.
I wanted to say happy black history month
Are you back at the are you back in LA are you streaming or how long are you here for?
Damn well if you're if we're it when you're back for like sometime later this month, we should have like a little party
Yeah
Like a party celebrating a black history month
Alright, sounds good. Are you playing Marble Rivals right now?
Of course not.
I hear your keyboard clicking.
Have fun now.
Dude's just fucking grinding Marble Rivals.
Now, Senna. FaceTime Senna.
I wish I could pick a booger out.
How is Sina not going to answer?
This is so rude.
Like are you serious enough?
You're an asshole! FaceTime, Yana!
Bro, I'm trying to...
Hey, Yana!
Hey, what are you doing? I'm streaming.
I'm getting my lashes done!
Okay slay I just want it I just wanted to call you and I wanted to wish you a happy black history month
Yep, yep, of course and I wanted to let you know that later this month
I think I'm gonna we're gonna have a party if you wanted to come
Um
So I don't know what date yet
But sometime this month we're gonna have just a little like like a little get together a little party
uh to celebrate Black History Month. Oh my gosh, I would freaking love to. You're the first person that said that.
Of course. Well, happy Black History Month. Good luck getting your lashes. I'm gonna see,
we're gonna do a stream, right? In um, in San Fran? Yeah, we are. Oh my gosh, we are. I'm so excited.
Okay, we have to figure out what there is to do out there. Okay. Okay. Sounds good.
All right, bye. Okay, bye. All right, chat. Chat, who else do I call?
Anti-con. Anti-con doesn't have service where he's at.
Give me a minute. FaceTime Max.
Is this the right number?
Hey Max, text me. I sure haven't even seen it.
Wait.
Oh
L. Lacey I was asleep
No answer, okay, what?
Yugi is Yugi black
Jack?
Charity tried Cole Marley, he didn't answer.
Yugi is?
Agent?
Oh, facetime agent.
We're seven minutes away from the card store,
by the way, chat.
Damn, everybody's so... wait, Chad, do you guys think people don't have my number saved
maybe? Is that why they don't answer my phone calls? Or do you think they forgot?
They just don't like you? Oh, so you guys think they see my name on the phone and
They hang up.
I don't have Rekai's number.
Yes, okay.
Dude, I'm so excited to open these cars, chat.
I'm telling you guys right now,
today I'm pooling something crazy.
I could feel it.
I've had such bad luck over the last month,
I'm gonna pull a fucking $50,000 card today.
I'm really feeling it.
Chad, I don't wanna bother Toby,
I already called him three times today.
Did you shit your pants on the plane?
I did not shit my pants on a plane.
Yes, she's foreign.
Oh, my God, Becky, look at that butt.
Steelers re-signed Aaron Rodgers.
Cap, fake news, fake news.
Where'd you see that?
Fake news, fake news, fake news, fake news, fake news, fake news.
Fake news not seeing that anywhere
Erin Rogers
Yep fake news I knew it
By the Steelers don't even need Erin Rogers anymore. We literally have the next coming of Tom Brady. We have will Howard
Why are we worried about Aaron Roger still well Howard is the truth. He's gonna bring us to a Super Bowl next season
Marty I'm just only the you guys are just spending people like call KSI call speed
You all want me to call like who are the spamming random names?
I don't have these people's numbers.
Call Said.
Call LeBron.
Nice.
I'm going to call LeBron chat.
I can't believe I got invited to the charity event.
You guys know how crazy that is?
Bro, that's actually so crazy.
My dead ass-
Yo
How did I just open the McDonald's Twitter?
That was weird.
I didn't even know McDonald's had a Twitter.
Open the Stranger Things cards. They don't come out until next month.
Next month's pack opening is going to be very heavily stranger things, but this month's
pack opening is Superbowl Month, so it's only right that we do NFL and NBA for Superbowl
and All-Star Weekend.
And then month after that, we'll do Big-Ass World Cup opening.
Can't be honest, am I getting fat?
Hey, Lacey, is it a cap that KSI's black IRL I haven't met him?
What the fuck kind of question is that?
Getting sun. Yo, stop putting sun after everything.
Mod stop timing people out for spamming let let them type what they want to type let the people have freedom of speech
Also, Chad you all been seeing what's going on with those Epstein files that shit is actually disgusting
It's actually disgusting and
Yeah
It's insane. It's genuinely insane. It's disgusting. It's sad, and it's very scary seeing
how
People in power just because they have a position in the world and the power that they have and the status
they have the things that they can get away with doing and
Yeah, I don't I don't even know
It's just like crazy to me some of the stuff that I've been seeing it's so it makes me sad and it's honestly scary
like
Just because you have a high position of power in the world
You can just do whatever you want to other humans without any repercussions and it's disgusting. It's so disgusting
And I genuinely after seeing how do they see some of these things that they're seeing and
these people aren't arrested.
I don't understand that.
I don't get that.
Yeah, there's like yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like if you if you committed murder
Or commit any crime if 20 years go by and it comes out after I don't know if it's 20 years
There's a certain amount of time you can't like go to jail for isn't that a thing check
Your wallet got stolen from Burger King?
That's not a thing?
Yes it is!
Isn't there a law where if you commit a crime in time, passes, you can't get convicted?
It's called the Statue of Limitations, which sets a maximum time limit for prosecutors to
file charges for a crime.
Once this time expires, the person cannot be legally prosecuted.
However, serious crimes like murder or certain sex offenses have no time limit.
So how were people not in jail?
How were people not in jail?
Did you shit on your desk?
What did that shit on my desk, bro?
All right, we're here, chat.
Thank you, sir.
They're dead, they're dead, y'all.
Wait, wait, wait.
Actually, that's not happening.
Actually not that busy. All right chat. We are here. Can I get a w-pack draw a w-card openings in the chat?
We are Mexico open
Probably this is definitely my biggest pack opening all time, but I have some dope cards, but we're mad at a really
We're not a really step inside
Today's the day
Nice to meet you
Are we ready? I have everything actually
It's hard to die. Oh shit. Can I see it all? Yeah
I'm doing great, but I'm excited. I'm actually super excited. It's my biggest opening ever
Oh my let it come in
Authorized, authorized personnel only. How's it going, man?
What's up, D? Chillin', bro.
What's up, bro? How you doing?
All right. Is this everything?
Well, this is everything that we kind of just talked about,
and then if you're still good for more, then...
How much of cards is in here?
I can run it right now.
Can we see?
Yeah.
And then...
And then I want to show the chat everything too.
Okay.
So yeah, this is everything we talked about prior over the phone.
I also got him more bobs, so...
I feel like a little kid in a candy shop right now.
I feel like a little fat kid in a candy shop right now.
I'm praying to God you get something so good.
Oh, sure. Thank you, Rob.
Oh, shit.
Little Arizona on demand?
Naps.
Get the new optic football.
Yeah, I got those.
Yeah, you did get those.
These are the new prison footballs I was telling you about.
They're 950 each.
I've been seeing your video.
She just did a video about Peterbot.
Are you talking about CypherPK?
Oh, is that?
That's not it.
No, that's not it.
I went from making all these videos, working at a car shop.
I went from the biggest Fortnite streamer to working at a car shop.
It's not Cypher, bro.
We actually do look alike.
Very similarly.
I know.
It's kind of scary.
But he's a good-looking guy.
Which means you're a good-looking guy.
I mean, yeah, I can't say he's a bad-looking guy.
He looks exactly like...
Exactly.
Midnight studios, Marvel football.
Or Marvel...
Oh, midnight?
We have midnight basketball, yeah.
What's midnight mean?
So it's just the new top set. It's just called midnight basketball. It's working with here. Yeah, how much?
Yeah, you're at 12 9
After tax you're at well, I'm gonna give you the discount so you're at 12. Thank you, bro
Okay, so I can I can get a lot more. Yeah, okay, how much is this box? What's the most expensive box I got?
This one how much is that? This is a 3300 and what can I get from this 2425?
I mean you're looking for the logo man still the NBA patches so like you can get like LeBron Curry
Big rookies like I mean McCain Castle
Connect
I'll be honest if I spent three bands and I pull a rookie logo man doll and connect card
I might be that no that it's still a huge card. Oh, it is. Yeah, it's still a huge
I get Austin Reeves
Oh, no, you can probably get a Reeves auto. I don't know if you'd have a little man though
But but still like a dolphin connect logo man like this one
Who can I get in this box?
Same players same thing
It's honestly this and this are kind of like a one-to-one, so and then in this you're looking for sneaker spotlights
Okay, which is also a case hit so it shows like the player shoes that they wore during the game
Okay
Okay, yeah, is your NFL chat? I have a bunch of NFL
So this is the new box. I just came out. No, this is the new box
Yeah, this came out today how much are these box 950 each and what can I get in these?
25 sorry football is not like my best sport 25 who can I get in 25 who's working
that's a good working year for quarterback I'm pretty sure I dart for sure
Jackson dart genti genti's a good great pool uh scat scat yeah who is a good
I think it's a Drake May auto in there.
Imagine.
I think it's 2024.
I'm not mistaken.
No, you can't.
Oh, that's 2024.
Yeah, it's 2024.
Okay.
Love, Lind.
Okay.
All right.
Well, listen, we're at 12.9, which is, I still can get a lot more.
I also threw you one of these.
I don't think any of you guys have ripped tops from basketball yet.
What is that? Okay, I need a Cooper Fly Rookie in there. Yeah. How much is that box?
This one is
1900 and you can get a Cooper Fly Rookie and that's probably going crazy. You could get LeBron Autos
Cobie Auto? No.
Who else? LeBron, Shea
Canopole. Do you have one of those?
The smile on, so I held it for you. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Can I go look at what other packs you have? Yeah, let's go
Chad, we still have a lot more to spend.
We still have like 12 billions that I can spend.
So, so.
I think you wanted more Bob's,
so maybe we can grab like two more.
Cause you said four.
For sure more Bob's.
Okay.
Now the only possible thing that could get fucked up
here, Chad, is my card to clients.
Should we take for this first?
And then for those smaller payments?
No, no, no, we told, my finance team told American Express
that we were doing a $25,000 payment today.
So should be good if not I have to call
Okay, then you can get numbered downtown it's also 2025
How much is that box? It's 800 Chad. What do you think do I do this or should we go look?
So those actually have like patch autos too, which the chrome won't have so like any of the rookies I just told you it could come with a patch out
I'll show you my gosh Chad a midnight pack would be tough
UFC
Try and get a Kobe auto. I don't know if they have anything to chase a Kobe auto
Do you have anything to chase a lamina motto?
Yeah.
OK.
You know what tops chrome should do, Chad?
They should make a lacy pack of my bicycle kick.
OK, here.
So this is like the Cooper flag for the midnight auto.
That's kind of what it looks like.
And that's raw.
Three minutes?
Yeah, that's raw.
Someone's asking three.
And then here's like, for example, like one that
would have like a patch.
Wait, that's 12K for?
I mean, someone's asking 12K.
I don't think we're going to get 12K.
For knuckle rookie auto?
12 Bains he had his fucking mind and then the patches kind of get cooler
Yeah, I'll throw one of those in there for sure
But you're at about like 13 nine right now, okay, and then just let me know on the optic football
I think I'm gonna pass on optic football. I want I want to go for autos and one of ones. Okay chat one or two midnight basketball
One or two midnight basketball
All right, we'll do two of those.
This is crazy.
So many cards.
Oh my God, I'm feeding my addiction.
I'll just keep this card open and then I'll be ready to go.
All right, let's go.
Also, next month, I need you guys to get stranger things.
But one's that come out in March, okay?
You please get some and hold some for me like I'm talking like how like like like three cases
Oh, you want like a lot? I'm gonna chase that 11 one of one. Okay?
Okay, yeah, yeah, you've given me enough notice so probably
I want like another crazy box
Do you have a crazy soccer box nuts a crazy soft?
I don't have it like anything like stupid. I wish I did
But yeah, what if I just bought a sick car you could do that, too
Or is that no fun jet?
Is that no fun jet?
Is that a de under eight in rookie yeah, I would rather die
Why did that shit on that card?
Because the under eight in is just trash. That's no fun. Okay. Fuck it. We got a chase. You're right
All right, let's see what we got for football
Not American football, actual football.
What are we looking at, Chad?
Chad, you guys see anything crazy over here?
I really want to get on the mini-mall working.
He signs. He signs in this. He has autos.
The mini-mall signs in that. Yeah, he does.
Like big signs or no? I want to chase a big mini-mall card.
I mean, it could be a big card.
What else has he signed in?
That we have sealed just just this first rookie. That's all I have
Well, I have a case if you want a case six six grand
I don't think I chased the medium all that hard yet
Just because I want to wait for the world cup and then I want to go crazy for the medium all rookie card
I want to chase one so hard
So I don't think his world cup will technically be considered like a rookie
It'll still be a huge car though because it's gonna be his first World Cup
Okay, yeah, I'll do I'll do chat one or two boxes of those
Two yeah, which which two
Two in three two and three
It's like two and three. Yes. Oh, yeah
Okay
Okay, and Rick it all or no
Yeah, yeah, is he in there?
Is he in there?
Yeah.
Andrew's a dog.
I'm playing there right now.
I'm playing a phenomenal, I just watched the game last night, actually.
Nice.
Q of USC?
I should, yeah.
I also have boxing.
Boxing?
Yeah.
Chat's saying USC.
I don't really know much about USC, but I'm down to open a little pack.
Yeah.
What do you offer UFC I don't know I'd have to look bro. We have so much so for basketball football
Do you have like a do you have like another huge one?
huge like I like the ones where it's like you can only get good cards
Like me like you know how like that one pack has like just one pack and it's all good cards. Yeah
Not really what is this silhouette it's honestly this box is extremely hit or miss that's why I didn't offer it to you
It's either like, you're printing or you're not.
What can you get in here?
Um, honestly, you could get some pretty fucking nasty patches.
And they're all game-worn.
So you're basically saying it's a gamble.
Yeah.
I mean, the whole point of this box
is that you're trying to hit a nasty patch.
Like, here, let me show you.
Chad, look at that box.
It comes with 16 cards.
and you can get eight autographs.
Deal.
This is a 5K box?
So that's the first off the line version
of the one that you got.
What's the difference?
This has a first off the line exclusive.
Usually it's like a,
you're guaranteed a rookie auto number to 16.
And what, in this one?
So in this one, you're not guaranteed that rookie auto.
So it's like pretty much just an extra card
that you're getting.
Upgrade from this box to this box.
Yeah, if you want to.
Do it.
Okay.
Oh my God, shall we pull something crazy today?
We're putting, and I'm getting,
oh, fuck, I'm gonna do a silhouette too.
I'm gonna do a silhouette too.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Um, so which silhouette box do you want?
Oh, this is really hard.
There's a lot of box way to hear about it.
Maybe not this one.
He's glad he's not, but.
And then just so that you want me to put the one that you have of this back and take this
one.
This is a $5,000 box.
What's the craziest thing I've seen in here?
Probably Curry Logo Man.
Curry Logo Man?
How much is that?
Six figures probably.
Yeah, you get a $1,000 card.
I'll take it.
Okay.
I'll take it.
Sure.
Okay.
Still alive.
Yes.
For now, maybe.
Yes for now, maybe I want to see I want to see what I told you. Yes, no problem. Okay silhouette chat
What stack do I go with left right or bottom? What stack?
What is this
$5,000 upper deck Michael Jordan complete 23 card base set. Yeah, so they numbered those
They I think they only made like 8,500 of them and all the cards in there are Michael Jordan
I'm not too sure what you can get though. They're saying bottom wait fuck. What do I do?
They're all saying bottom. Okay, I'm left a lot of middle
Just bottom see a lot of left two reeds
My guts telling me left, okay
Sure.
No, it's not. My gut's telling me bottom, bottom.
Okay.
I'm definitely watching this opening, by the way.
This will be crazy.
This is the one right here I can tell you like it's on chat see that right there
that's a little that's a little there's a little see that package see how it's
clear yeah question what is rookie royalty actually even I don't know
the question 2024 rookie royalty $7,000 box
2024 rookie royalty NBA I've never seen that box here
what can you get me I don't know images so
deal it's WNBA no all it is WNBA
Wait, that's like Caitlyn Clark's auto potential.
Yeah, I guess you are just looking for Caitlyn Clark.
It's Caitlyn Clark.
It's easy.
It's Caitlyn Clark.
I'm looking out for that one.
She's cool and all, but paying pressure is better.
You want to move over to the football side,
or you want to keep doing NBA?
No, I think we're good with this NBA.
I want to get a big football box, a huge football box.
OK.
7 K Chesa, Caitlin Clark, Rookie Otto is crazy.
Yeah, I'm not, it's not baseball season and I don't know much about baseball, so I'm not
going to do baseball this opening.
I told you all this opening I'm doing very, very hard on NFL and NBA because it's all
star weekend at Super Bowl.
Did you want the bobs?
Yeah, I'll do two more bobs.
Okay, two bobs.
What is invincible?
invincible so you know that yes you know the the show invincible you want to
pack a box you have back out here oh even the box you want a box this is
four hundred twenty four dollars yeah I have twenty five thousand not true we
have 25 no true design a 25 true is not one pack of Bob get Bob's do invincible
Yeah, I have four Bob's boxes. Okay, I'm gonna pull something crazy. Okay. Is there anything else cool from here that that I would like
Honestly people are big on the one thing right now that that's it like if you don't watch no cards and death note great anime
But they haven't made that the cards. I'll be honest
No, nothing over here really excites me right now.
Let's do the bobs.
Marvel?
Wait, what Marvel box is good?
The Marvel Chrome box is really good.
Shash, I get a Marvel Chrome box?
I want me to get a Marvel.
Shash, I don't want this to be like a three-hour opening though.
Do you guys really want me to open cards for three hours?
Well, no, that's why I'm getting big boxes, so it's only like, so it's not
like a three four-hour opening yeah I could get one should I do should I do a
marble you think or no no it's fine no I mean we'll see where you're at yeah
let's see you can keep going then I want to see NFL box Chad we're gonna see what
I'm at after all this cuz I'm gonna be honest I just got a $5,000 box
the $3,000 box so it only goes up a thousand okay man what is this I got
What is this?
Josh Allen and the Marrakeer.
Josh Allen and the Marrakeer.
Can't send Arnold.
For $5,500.
Yeah.
You hit an RPA at Josh Allen, bro.
That's fucking enormous.
Or if you want a big Drake May box,
you can get the Prism Deca.
He's a system quarterback.
You guys got Will Howard Rickies?
Steeler's my guy.
deal chat this box is fucking crazy
everyone's been scared to open it scared to open it why they're just
is it really hit or miss i mean it's it's a sick box it's just like
no one just walks in and says like let me just rip a five thousand dollar box and
here 2020 2020 i mean january 15th josh allen rpa
numbered to 99 sold for 18 000 dollars
That's not even graded it was a nine, but it's the the highest number one. It's the most common one over 18
That's the dealer no deal sign you remember that show
So you're telling me that's like the hot that's the worst Josh Allen card you could get
of the best one yes yes yeah it's so what is the best one in this box out for
it
500 grand maybe but but you can get a josh rosen or a nathan peter you don't want
those guys yeah it's it's risky that's what i told you everyone just stares at
the box and then you know i contemplated and no one does it
What is this? 2001 first ever signed Jersey patch?
Yeah, that's a, that's a, don't, don't, that's still a random one.
Chad, who's good in 2020? Anybody?
No.
Quarterback here.
Yeah, okay, what about?
Justin Jefferson and, uh, could be.
And, uh, Justin Herbert and, uh, CD Lam, Joe Burrow.
Tua.
Uh, he sucks.
John Taylor. Wait, this kind of are rookie Jettas?
It could. Okay, Chad, I can either do two 2020s or one National Treasure $5,000 NFL box.
I'll do it okay looking on shore on here just the balls remove I got it I got it
I don't have the mouse pad that I need to do it you know saying it's got it's like
a certain one is sponsored.
Oh.
Who's sponsoring this?
Pat Draw.
Oh, OK.
What if I told you we had a...
If you have one here, I'll open all of them here.
Fuck you.
I should have brought it, Dan.
Wait, so, OK, you seem you did not have a good look
on your face when I said this.
How long have you guys had this box?
It's either really good or really bad.
It's one or the other.
We've had it for probably six months.
And no one's open.
It's been seen here.
No one's open.
It's just sitting in the case.
You're probably the first person I pulled the box out to.
So I need a Josh Allen rookie.
Lamar Jackson rookie.
Who else is 2018 chat?
That hate?
No, there's a more rookie.
Darnall?
Sam Darnall rookie.
Could win a Super Bowl this year.
I don't know.
Safe one.
Safe one rookie?
Is there any date in Cardi B?
Is he?
Or is that, am I like,
wait, no, someone is dating,
that's Clay Thompson.
No, it's not Clay.
It's Stefan Diggs.
Okay, so this is a great box.
Okay, this is a great box.
Let me see what I'm at.
Okay.
Let me see what I'm at with this.
Sure.
Cause if I have a little move of more space,
I want one of those two.
Okay.
Let's see what you're at.
Hold it.
Fuck, Chad.
This, I might be over the limit, Chad.
I might not have to be over 25K right now.
Yo, WPAC draw a chapter on it.
It's gonna be crazy.
It's gonna be a crazy ass opening, bro.
You think I'm over?
I think you're right at it, honestly.
All right, so you said to why doesn't want to say at pack draw throw another 10k not
a bad shout yo y'all are why are y'all trying to what's the word is that considered greed
Yes.
All right, so I'm taking this one out.
OK.
This, all of this I have.
I'm so excited.
This is so fun.
This is so fun.
Do you know how many cool ass cars I can fucking get right now?
In a second.
I'll tell you when.
Give me one sec.
Oh, yeah, you guys are twins.
Oh my god, that's true.
It's not me.
Don't get the bobs.
So y'all want me to drop the bobs and get another NFL back?
If you drop the bobs, that's like about 900 bucks, so.
Yeah, four.
Oh, OK, if you drop all the bobs, then.
Let me see what I'm at.
Let me see what I'm at with everything.
So if we were to add these two bobs.
No, I'm definitely I gotta do all this
Now in 5k they're both 5k
Rose at 40k
Lightwork, I think right. I think you're like kind of there
Yeah, so so I say
Either drop the bobs or drop these and you'll be pretty much
Because this is what you're at with this
Chad do I drop the bobs or do I drop the soccer?
Mod change title to $25,000 pack opening. It was already there. I want the title I want that to be the starter though
So okay, I want to drop the soccer. This is with the soccer
That's the little discount, that's the discount too?
That's so pretty much just you're at 26, yeah this is with the discount.
This is with the discount.
Drop the soccer.
Drop the soccer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Drop the soccer because I'm, when World Cup month is, I'm going to come in here,
I'm gonna try to like I'm gonna spend like 15 bands on all soccer card chat
All my football lovers
Okay, okay
That's fine. I'll come out of pocket for that. Okay. Now. It's got a prey to God that the card does not decline
I've never made a purchase is big with a card. I
Got your two midnight that I Mac the Chrome
One more decision we could drop the bobs and open a 2020 NFL prison pack or I keep four Bob packs
It's up to you guys
Let's do it. Let's see this works. Let's go through
Brother use my business
Good luck, bro
She just doesn't go through, I don't know.
It might work, it probably will.
There's no way this goes through.
I mean, you guys called the bank.
No, it'll go through.
It's red.
Yeah, it went through.
No, I just had a $25,000 payment go through.
I got you, bro.
Yo, that is crazy.
You could have zoned me later, because your car got the phone.
$25,000 payment just went through.
You want to bag these two separately?
Yeah.
So these are, this is $10,000.
This is $10,000 right here.
Show them that chat look at this notey
$25,000 a
WPAC draw on a Chapman holy shit I gotta
to pull something crazy.
Hold this, I'm going to get you a separate bag with just offloaders and supplies.
Okay, Chad, these right here are each $5,500 boxes.
These are insane.
Here.
I mean, don't go like nuts, but just hook them up.
Yeah, can security escort me out the doors right the cars right there?
No, I see security to escort me out wait I drop I drop these yeah, you did drop those
Yeah, that's like what you drop that in the office.
Do you guys want a receipt?
No.
I don't know if you need it.
No.
No.
Actually, yeah.
I'll print one, and I'll just throw it in the bag.
If you can.
Yeah, I got you.
Thank you.
Also, chat, I'm going to be giving one card away, bro.
I'm going to be giving one card that I pulled away.
I don't know what card yet.
I'm gonna be giving it away to somebody who signs up using my code um in my panel down below in the pack draw website
I'm gonna ship it to y'all
Okay, no only one yes, I'm greedy
It's gonna be a good car Chad's not gonna be like a fucking like
like a like a
mason Rudolph
One of 800 it's gonna be like a good car that I pull one of them. I'm gonna give away to one of y'all
There's no there's sure there's no way I go in there don't pull anything right I mean you'll probably pull something
I just hope that like a majority of your boxes cover, you know kind of what they're supposed to cover
Rums can we get a profit a profit loss margin on the screen wait, can you can you run me through real quick and see how much?
Tell me how much each box is oh, yeah
Yeah, so these you want to put sticky notes
Or not just we do sticky note and actually fine. All right. I'm sure someone can clip this. Oh, it's receipt to yeah
Yeah, I'll just look at their seat. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, and then like for how much you paid individually. It's just on the it's on the bottom so perfect. Yeah
And then this should be filled just like tons of the basic sizes
I got like big cards for all the relics and stuff right there. Okay, then yeah
If you get like a thick patch, like the 180 is going to be probably like that thick
memorabilia, like standard size, so it should be good on that, bro.
Thank you.
Of course, G.
Thank you guys so much.
Of course, right here.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, mom?
Nice to meet you.
Cheese.
Thank you, man. Thank you guys. I'll let y'all know what I get. I got you. Thank you again, bro
Are you doing bro how many likes to do it together?
You know how to ask you man. Okay. Okay all the other ones I troll
if you get I
I
Got you the million likes a million likes. I got you in a mukbang segment. Let's do it. I love food
So hey a million, bro. I'm a million. Stay up. You're too man
Of course mukbang. Thank you. Thank you
I see that guy on tiktok chat. He's definitely gonna get a million likes, right?
Damn bro today's been a great day chat. We got invited to the Sidemen charity match
Now we spend 500 or $25,000 on cards about a pool of crazy card
good luck on pools chat and you ought to be in a chat helping me out with look at
how many cars I have look at the chat
no I'm gonna be honest the amount of people you hit in the face with the
camera is crazy Drew and I'm gonna be honest you just hit me in the face of
camera? I'm suing you. I'm suing you.
You're a camera.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit. You see that?
What?
You think I didn't just hear your loud ass take a Bob's box?
What are you talking about?
Put the box back.
What are you gonna do for this Bob's box?
I want this.
You want it?
Yeah, I want this Bob.
I'll think about it. I'll think about it.
I'll give you 10% of anything if I pull something crazy.
So if you pull something, you're gonna sell it.
Possibly.
I'm ready to open packs.
Hold on, I have a book I have to pick.
How far is it till back?
15 minutes till the biggest pack opening in my life, chat.
And you know what the best part is?
We get to do one of these a month.
I'm gonna go to Doug for one of them.
Oh, I'm gonna go to Doug for one of them.
I think, I think I might go to Doug.
I think I might go to,
I don't know which one I'm gonna go to Doug for.
But I gotta go show love to Doug.
Maybe I'll do a pack opening with rug in San Diego.
Ron's going off the deep end right now.
What do you mean?
He's eating a bunch of Indian food, okay?
Is your nose okay?
Yeah, my nose is fine, bro.
Wash your hands before opening yo chat. Can you imagine if I pull like a fucking like
Josh Allen rookie auto? You know how crazy that will be that will literally be history.
Cooper flag auto I mean this chat should I save these two for the last these are
the these are the $5,000 boxes I think I save them for last
No, open them first.
I'm not doing them first.
You have a 5% chance of making your money back?
That is just not a true statistic at all.
It is.
Okay.
So, you guys realize that there's also like a 5% chance that I quadrupled the amount of
money that I just spent, right?
Y'all realize that?
There is like a 5% chance that I pull a crazy Lamar Jackson one-of-one rookie auto and sell it for 200k
No people are obsessed and sometimes if you got a one-of-one the players will buy it
Yes, you can
your wall. Get flex it. Flex it. No, but think about the same way people, the same reason
people buy art. Logan Paul bought a card for $3 million, true. Okay. Going in a complete
wrong direction in your chair.
Wait.
I'm going to pull something crazy.
You know we don't have cheaper than $1,000 box?
Hey, beautiful bobs.
Besides the bobs.
But I'm talking like NFL NBA.
We don't have a single box cheaper than $1,000 shed.
I should probably stop talking about this.
I feel like I'm going to get rocked.
I'm the driver on May 5.
All right, Drew.
There is one way I'll give you a free box box.
we get back to the house I want you I want you to go like this and I want you
to do ten bunny hops and I want you to say the thugs own me every time you jump
Five
And you have to say Doug's on me when you do it every time
No, you have to say it
Yeah, three way and no I want to hear you say
Oh, well, I see you're saying oh, yeah, three bunny hops and
Yes, or the four this is what I want right here. This is exactly this exact
I feel like five is just the only thing
Oh no three. Chat saying five. Bro, chat, chat, stop, breathe.
At least five, Lace. Chat, what do you guys think? Five? Snowy said five.
Yo, yo, Snowy can go fuck himself, bro.
But what if you get like a $20,000 one-of-one sketch card in here?
No, that's crazy. I'll give you 10%
You do five four
True what's one more?
What's one last? All right, never mind. Yeah, oh no no four four. Come on. It's five or it's no deal
It's five or no deal stop negotiating my hand is right here. If you try if you try to negotiate again
I'm taking off the table. I'm opening myself. Bye
Wall saying thugs only
Oh, well then you're not in the box
How's that skin pink never see we're on stream it has to be on stream
That's just like okay. Well, then I could just say like oh, I'll give you a Bob's box that isn't this one
No, you have to do it on stream
No, once you do the bunny hops you'll get the box
No, I have to hold the camera on you
And you have to be like this, jumping like a bunny rabbit.
You know, I'm bound to be turned into an emu.
No, you're not.
I'm literally going to be an emu.
This is the point.
Yo, I don't post shit from this box much, but you can see it.
Hey, ladies, congratulations.
Herge will be at the Simon Charity match.
You're going to kill it out there.
Kid, excited to come watch you.
I just bought a ticket to watch you play.
Thank you, bro.
What's the matter with you?
W water boy yo, I'm not gonna be a water boy
Wait chat someone
If I spray canned air into like all the crises on my camera, that'll get the sand out.
Is that true?
Bro said canned air.
Bro, we don't have a table.
No, I told you on there's a different table.
See how you can't?
I don't know.
Ladies, can you pause the streamer quick?
I'm about to go get food.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna pause the stream for about a minute and a half some guys food
just got delivered to his door so I'm gonna pause what I'm doing right now and
let him go get his food
I'm back okay bet all right bro so back to what I was saying chat we have $25,000 worth
of cards here as you guys can see NFL NBA everything you can imagine bro look at
this these are oh my gosh this is the silver box this is a tin dunky
A little midnight box too.
Did you get football?
Uh, not, not, not, not, not, not, uh, not football, football, not today.
Can you play Fortnite?
I haven't played Fortnite in a while actually.
What Pepsi say?
Did you get Bob's?
Pepsi I got four, I got four Bob's.
I got four Bob's but I went a lot more crazy on NFL NBA cards.
Lacey, I just got diagnosed with cancer in my brain.
My doctor said I might not make it.
So if this is my last stream I watch, I want it to be this.
I love you, Lacey.
Thank you, bro.
I hope that you get better, dude.
And just don't keep fighting.
Don't stop fighting.
Don't stop fighting.
I did not mean that.
I mixed up my words.
Okay.
Don't stop fighting.
matter what happens you know always you got to make sure that you keep fighting
and you got to make sure that you know there's people that love you so always
keep fighting stay strong and you're in my prayers and I'm praying that you
get better brother chat I genuinely did not mean to say that I meant
No, I didn't mean that.
Bro.
You know what?
He says he likes watching me every day.
You know what? He says he likes watching me every day. The guy who typed that message,
you know I didn't mean that. Quezon's calling me. Yo, Quezon.
Yeah, that one's going quadruple time and you're cucked, buddy. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that, bro. What did I even say? Don't keep fighting?
Brother
To that guy in the chat who said that I genuinely apologize I truly on everything I love on my whole life did not mean that I meant to say
Don't don't stop fighting, but I just mixed up the things I was thinking in my head
If I say keep keep fighting or don't stop fighting and I mixed up what I said, bro
How much is a one-of-one Lacey Otto worth a lot of money if someone put a
one-of-one Lacey Otto wait there's a new tweet in the column why is he just
sitting there like he doesn't have a job to do Jack Dorie's cameraman got up and
started filming when he was injured this is what I mean when I say Drew has
gotten lazy shake my head I missed the old Drew who had hunger to work now
He's just hungry at work
Yeah
GG RIP
Retweet old drew a shy and didn't talk back now. He just meant
Verbally abuses us from the chat sag
Bro is that actually how you guys feel
Why does someone just put stable the wrong end
Yes, are y'all saying yes to Drew abusing you oh my god I'm so excited bro two minutes away
What's the most valuable card in your collection so far?
So the most valuable card in my collection so far is it's a one of the player doesn't
matter in it.
It's a one of one Nike patch, but it's the actual Nike swoosh.
It's like a $6,000 card.
Did you ever get that Luca Auto Redemption?
I didn't!
But in all you should buy,
remember that Pokemon box Ludwig was selling?
I can't talk to Ludwig.
I own $10,000 and he texts me every day
trying to get it and I just ignore his text
because I'm a scammer.
Well, I owe him an initial $5,000
from the Fantasy League, never paid him.
And then we bet on the game last week, $5,000
I lost and I never paid him for that either and every time I tweet he responds to my tweet and is like hey buddy
You owe me $10,000 um and he texts me every day an Apple cash request of $10,000
I just ignore him because I'm gonna scam him and he's never getting his money.
Hey, hey, wait, let me know bro. I'll make sure you get paid.
No you won't.
Edel the scammer.
Yo bro, how far are we from the house? Can you not fast travel?
What is that? What is a fucking fast travel? This isn't a video game.
It would be a good investment.
No, you know, it would actually be a good investment. A mini helicopter.
Like one of those little ones.
You could learn how to fly it, think more about contact.
Is that legal, Chad?
Oh, they literally did it in Waffle Wall Street.
Well, actually, I'm getting-
Is this helicopter in the-
Fun fact, I'm actually getting a free bike, uh, sooner.
That shit's not lifting you up.
You weigh more than the helicopter.
You're gonna have to do it.
We're about to do it.
We're about to start.
We're dead.
I thought I started.
Yo, I'm not going to lie, bro.
I think so, I should be here.
Holy shit, I'm excited.
Holy shit, I'm excited.
It's fucking game time, baby. Let's go.
When is the product with the clicks releasing? Soon.
Yeah.
Group chat and send it to JD.
Uh, here, folks.
What do we get set up here?
Yeah, same thing we get set up.
All right, Chad, here we go.
Is it a door lock?
Oh.
All right, Q-Call security.
Um, call Trae?
Where's Trae?
Trae? Bro, Trae? Where is Trae at, Chad?
Yeah, let me call Dre real quick.
Yo. Yo Dre!
You think you can unlock the door?
Like open a door maybe Dre?
appreciate you bro appreciate you oh right wrong number me
I told you to open the door yeah I'm missing I think that yo Dre thank you
bro I'm missing the contacts security guard Dre
door is locked right here you stop right here while I put this little
tripod in so
You should set them up and get a cool thumbnail.
What do you mean?
Oh!
Okay.
Hold on.
Wash your hands, nasty motherfucker.
For what?
Come on, Chad.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Okay, Chad, is this a good setup?
Holy shit!
Where are we going to get the phone?
Okay.
Chad, is this a good setup?
I'll be right back.
Oh my god, I forgot I have an Immaculate Box too.
Bro, I forgot I had a fucking Immaculate Box.
Yeah, we're gonna get a camera by the time.
I have so many cards.
Fuck.
Hold on.
Please don't fall.
Look at all these cards.
Little thumbnail, little thumbnail.
Ready, chef?
Oh my God!
Look at all these fucking cards!
Okay. Alright. Yo, why does it smell like shit in here?
Maybe because the trash can is next to you. It smells like actual shit.
there's poop on your desk? There's no one genuinely on a desk. Here we go.
All right
All right use phone for now just full cam phone
Why did he put fucking poop on my desk
Knock knock!
Drew, do your bunny hop. Sorry, should I do my bunny hop first?
Wait, what, over your mom's?
Yes, I want to over my mom's.
Okay, hold on.
Guys, get ready to click this and make it a gift.
I want everybody to post their video in the column, okay?
I need this spammed in the column.
Never let this video outlive the internet.
Oh, come on.
What do I have to say?
You have to jump up and down.
Put your hands like this, like a bunny rabbit, like this.
Go ahead, just like this. Put them in for anything.
You need to do five jumps, and you need to say,
uh, lacy thugs, lacy thugs, lacy thugs.
Or thugs on me. No, say thugs on me.
Thugs on me. Thugs on me.
Come on. You want your bobs?
Do it.
Just do it.
No, that was only three.
I need you to say it clear.
I need you to say it way more clear.
Lacy thugs on me.
No, they have to be in a row.
have to be in a row, it's five in a row, no five in a row, five in a row, dogs just
say dogs only, five in a row, okay there you go, there you go, fuck it I don't do
Fuck
Don't fucking post that way with my top off
Want to sit down I don't know what speeds go with
what it was 25 came back well it's honestly it's honestly 29 wait where's my
Bob back no way you mixed up the Bob Paps bro 100% okay I can see that it's
Can I put it right there?
OK.
Yeah, two, one, two, five, OK.
Here we go.
All right, hold on.
Let me try.
Are you all ready to try it?
Do you like acting like you're opening so I can just see?
I'm going to do this.
Like this.
OK.
Chad, is that good?
W angle?
No way.
I'm going to look on the side.
Probably better from that side.
No, look at the other side.
Okay.
So, Chad, here's the thing.
All right?
Wait, can y'all see me right here?
Can y'all see me right here?
Zoom in there, say.
Zoom in a little.
Wait, did you check the text?
Yeah, I checked the JD.
I don't know.
JD, are you and Chad?
Can you get that command added?
I'm not going to just add it real quick.
He said okay, so I'm going to zoom in.
Okay.
Alright guys, wait, I'll let Rums figure out the cam stuff, it's set.
Alright chat, if y'all can see me, I already said it, but I'ma say it again, we're about
to do a $25,000 pack opening.
Pack draw has given me $25,000 every month to do a huge pack opening for you guys once
a month.
So W pack draw, Exhibition Mark pack draw in the chat.
I'm going to be giving one card away that I pull, like one of the good cards that
I pull.
going to be giving it away to someone in the chat who signs up using code Lacey.
Um, and if you do sign up, you also get a 5% bonus if you do want to deposit.
Um, but let's get into this bro.
I'm super excited.
And what should I start with?
I think I should start with the midnight little midnight NBA.
Let's do it. Let's do it. So this is 2025, 2026 midnight NBA. So rums, can you please
get a profit margin on the screen? Where's the receipt? Can you give me the receipt so
You can see how much this pack is.
All right, this pack right here, midnight,
these are $1,000 each.
These are $1,000 each.
So this is $1,000.
I need a knife or something.
You need a knife or a box cutter or scissors.
It's $1,000, $100 box.
Okay, so in this box, wait, can you guys see my face too?
I just didn't even want your face to go off black, I kind of looked at it.
Oh shit, I just hit the phone by accident.
Alright, Joan, look at the container that comes in.
Oh my god, three chrome autographs per box.
Oh my god, it's just one pack.
This is just one pack.
Here we go, here we go.
Zoom one in more.
Okay, here we go. Starting, we have Carl Anthony Town's midnight card.
Okay, oh my god, we have auto already we got an auto already we got an auto already. I got an auto already
Here we go an online redemption card
Midnight oil mark summer solstice parallel Nas read did I just get a fucking noz read
Not bad. This is fucking trash. Oh, Jaylin pick it auto. Who the fuck is Jaylin picking?
Zoom out, Drew.
Yeah, I have a question.
Do you guys like it like this or do you guys want it to be just one cam or is it good like this?
It is a 2 out of 12.
It's a 2 out of 12 Jalen Pickett Auto midnight edition.
Oh, they're talking about the...
Next card.
Okay, another auto.
Colin Murray Boyles.
Rookie card auto for the Raptors.
He's good. It's a lottery pick.
Okay.
Is it numbered?
Not numbered, but I will definitely sleeve that.
Okay, mid, a chat numbered card, 28 out of 149, it's ass.
And then I got a Dwayne Wade Midnight card.
Okay, I mean...
box was in a hit or miss chat hit or miss first box wait I look you need
Drew can you give me soft sleeves miss wait so did I just how much money did I
just lose how much money did I just lose
about $800. Nice. Okay. So I'm already down $800. Beautiful. Nice, bro. Nice. So you're
telling me this rookie, this rookie auto of Colin Murray boils isn't a good card. This
isn't good? No. All right. He's asked. Okay. Fuck you. All right. All right. Onto the next
patch. What should we do? Chat Chat? What should we do? What should we do? Should we just
Should we just rip the second midnight?
I say you rip the second midnight.
He's mad.
Obviously I'm mad, bro.
My best card is a fucking Nas read card that I'm never even going to care to redeem, so
it's fucking Nas read.
Obviously I'm mad.
Here we go.
Come on, Jeff.
Focus, please!
Please.
Please.
Give me something good, please.
All right.
Is you now?
Let me zoom out a little bit, like that, there we go, okay.
Siaka midnight car shit like bro who is fucking Thomas Orber?
Who is Thomas Orbert?
Come on, give me some good.
Oh my God.
Robert Perish?
Oh my God!
Please, please, give me some good.
Liam McNeely, rookie auto one out of twelve.
Liam McNeely?
And then I get Anthony Davis,
another chat, and a Steph Curry midnight.
Not even numbered.
I mean, this is just fucking insane.
I mean, this is just fucking insane, bro.
Wait is the curry card good
Is the courage or any of these cards good parish is a Hall of Famer
Two dollars
Okay, it's all good chat it's all good
It's all good, bro. It happens, right? It happens. Thomas Sorber. The curry card is
good. I hope you get a Charlie Kirk auto. I don't even think I got a box that has
Christian Kirk.
All right, these are all my autos that I got so far.
Shit shit and more shit shoved in it, bro.
A bunch of fucking dog shit is what this is.
I got shit so far, okay?
All right.
Fucking, do I do a bomb box shit, bobs?
Okay, here we go, here we go, please, please give me something good, bro.
Oh my God, I love bobs.
Here we go, chat, here we go.
We are looking for a sketch or a one of one bob card.
Nothing.
Okay, doodle bob.
John.
This guy.
Absolutely fucking nothing, huh?
Absolutely fuck. It's okay chat. It's okay. It's okay. You want to know why it's okay? You want to know why it's okay?
Because we're gonna pull something crazy from this this opening. I believe it
It's lagging
Sorry jam we got our internet turned off
Muscle Beach, Rippers, Beef, Krusty Krab Pizza.
Oh!
Okay.
We got our first numbered card.
All right.
Who the fuck is Carol?
Now get a better one.
You're right.
You're right.
We need a fucking auto.
Ooh.
Oh, is this good masterful memes? SpongeBob with pussy lips? What the hell is this?
Now it's ass, all right?
Yeah, am I a curse? Am I a curse?
Oh, is this good?
Now, all right?
Who are you calling a pinhead?
Why are you guys putting sages the
Crusty crab jelly that I just get a crusty crab jelly card
Hold on. Yeah, we might have something here. We might have something here a
Pizza
Can you shut the door?
You missed a numbered card for a muck on life. It's not a auto or a one-of-one. Do we even care yet?
Yo, yo, yo, I swear my luck is so bad
Can I just lose $500 and only get one numbered card?
Brother, I'm gonna be honest, I might have to open something crazy.
I might have to open something crazy.
I might have to open something crazy.
Do I open the silhouette box?
Do I open the silhouette box?
It's a twenty five hundred dollar box. There's eight autographs or memorabilia cards
He said it's super hit or miss. He said you can get something crazy or you can get absolutely nothing
Let's do it
Okay
$2,500 box first off the line
How do I open this here we go wait
Here we go
Just rip the box
There's a little sticker here
Little sticker not a bad shout
Stop calling me a sped
All right chat I need you all to please wish me luck here four cards per pack you
can get crazy cards in this pack here we go first pack here we go here we go
Okay, we have a Xion card, oh my God.
Reed Shepherd, rookie autograph, five out of 25.
That's not a bad pool.
This is not a bad pool.
Shepard rookie auto 5 out of 25 that's low key a good pool
Okay
Next we have
Mike Conley
Game-worn patch
Oh my god
Oh, this has to be good.
This has to be good.
This has to be good.
Is this a shame silhouette, 17 out of 17?
Oh my God, oh my God, this has to be good.
This has to be good.
This has to be good.
This has to be good.
Shea silhouette
17 out of 17 sleeve it
It's $25 how
Wait, there's one more carbon here ready
The fuck is this
Derek Lively, that's just a big ass blue patch.
That's so tough.
Or this might be the worst patch of all time was this from his fucking underwear
Okay, I mean the shaker is pretty solid
But it's not a it's not a hit. I'm gonna be honest. It's not a hit. It's just not a hit
chat
Do I put these in a different?
What do I put this in? A thick top loader? This shaker?
It's from his jock strap.
No, I feel like I put this in here, no?
Yeah, right?
Okay?
Okay.
This Reed Shepard card is not bad.
Chad, how much does this Reed Shepard card go for?
Anything or just complete shape?
We still have three more packs in here though.
Yo, we could get asked who,
This could be a crazy box.
Right off the bat we got Darren Holmes rookie card.
Not even numbered. Quite literally couldn't care less about this.
Next we have
Kristaps Porzingis
Absolute Shit
Nice next we have Ron Holland rookie card absolute shit
next we have
Just shit shit and more shit might have been though. Yeah, this might actually be the worst pack
Not a single auto or memorabilia card
Okay, I mean we still have it, we still have two more, so maybe it was just a bad pack.
Maybe it was a, stop, put it, stop saying sun.
Maybe it was just a bad pack.
Maybe it was a bad pack.
Right?
Could just be a bad pack.
But that means that we're going to have all good packs the less, okay?
A Luca Silhouette,
Bob Carrington,
DeMar DeRosin, Jason Tatum,
any memorabilia, anything?
Maybe auto? Nothing?
Nothing?
Wait, it says there's supposed to be eight autographs from memorabilia.
I got three.
That means this pack has to be insane.
This has to be a God pack.
This genuinely has to be a God pack.
Steph Curry,
Jamal Crawford, 11 out of 99, dual material.
Wait, this is an XL Jersey patch.
Wait, this is sick.
This card is sick.
This patch is really good.
Okay.
George Hill side, it looks like the side of his Jersey patch.
I mean, brother, could I get any, like, can I get any more shit?
I just got rinsed.
One auto?
Wait, Chad, where do these cards go in?
What sleeves do these cards, do these thick cards go in?
in chat now? Thick ones like this, right? Or just too thick. That's way too thick.
You got to sleeve it?
PSA1.
Wait, it doesn't fit in here though, Chad.
I got it and now now we're now in one of these maybe I don't think it fits in here
It has to be a screw down, so one of these.
A one-touch?
No.
What do you mean no?
So where does it fucking go?
There's a thick top loader.
Can you see if there's a thick top loader?
Yeah, this right here says super thick top loader.
Super thick top loader and you guys said no.
No, it goes in here.
I'm telling you, this chance is wrong.
He is, this is, there's a seven millimeter stick.
No, bro, it definitely goes in here.
See, I think?
Wait, it's not going, chat, chat, isn't it?
What, are increasing his one?
What is this?
There's one five millimeter here.
What's that one?
Check it out.
Don't force it, okay?
In here, Shaq?
But that could just slide out so easily.
I feel like it's not supposed to slide out this easily.
You have to tape it?
Cap.
All right, Chad, what do you want me to open next?
Should I do an NFL pack?
Oh, it definitely goes in here.
It definitely goes in here.
Wait.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay.
All right, damn I've gotten fucking so Chad what's my profit loss margin right
now anybody have the update on that or am I just getting like fucked in my
I'm not minus 25k minus 24.5k.
Okay, so we're just lying about shit now.
I didn't even open the boxes yet.
All right, fuck it.
2025 prism.
Chad, are these the boxes that just came out today?
Let's get into some NFL.
These boxes literally came out today, okay?
2025 means I can get any of the really good rookies.
Okay?
You should sleeve every card. I'm not sleeving every card. I'm sorry, but I'm not sleeving shit cards that I just don't care about
Here we go
Here we go
I'm gonna go through these quick to Jenna. Let's me get some crazy
Nothing
Nothing Josh sweat
Trayvon Henderson Travis Hunter rookie card not awful
Amon Ross ain't brown prism
You could win I don't give a fuck about that
Highs Ward
You've got a numbered card did I
Numbered out of 225 oh my god
Chad, what's the best card I can pull here?
Lad McCurkey, Marshall Falk, Jalen Noel, Shamar Stewart,
Gunnar Helm, Trua, numbered out of 180.
Sam Darnold, Quinn Williams, TJ Hawkinson, nothing, bro.
Nothing.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, chat.
Anybody see what's going on right now?
Does anybody see what's going on right now?
Derek Harmon, rookie card.
Hold on.
Cooper Cup out of 60, that's not bad.
Brock Bowers fired.
This is my auto, a Fred Billet Nikov.
This is my auto.
He's a Hall of Famer.
So how much does this car go for?
How much does this car go for?
It's an auto numbered out of $149.
$25.
Mark Olajia, this is just not like, how have I not hit for anything yet?
Yes, but Drew.
much money I've spent already. I've went through like $5,000 worth of packs
already. You're right, you're right, you're right. You know what, Chet? She was
right. Let me see some Ws in a chat and let's fucking, let's rip some crazy, okay?
Shador Sanders rookie card, not even numbered, don't care. Brad Johnson out
out of 99, Brad Johnson never heard of them.
Sucks.
Jamar Chase, Drew Brees, Chargers, okay?
That's absolutely nothing.
You're a casual.
I'm not a casual.
I just, I'm looking for something crazy.
Matthew Golden Rookie, DJ Giddens Rookie, Steve Spurrier, out of 180, Jalen Hertz fireworks, not even numbered.
Okay, go quicker, okay? I will go quicker.
Wait, I feel something crazy coming from this pack. Oh my God, I feel something crazy coming from this pack. I feel something crazy.
Jack Beck Emergent Rookie Card?
Not, I mean, you're right.
Yo, and then I just see someone in the chat type, please be nothing.
Like, why are you such a negative Nancy?
Come on, Stafford Lamar, Jalen Walker, Jalen Lane, Sam Darnold out of 200, okay?
Colston Loveland, emergent rookie car. That's not bad, is that? That's not bad.
That's good.
It's $1.
Nice, I'm getting $1 cards, Miles Garry, okay.
Maybe Otto?
What is this?
New York Giants, Tyrone Tracy Jr., Global Reach Amoonich card.
Amoonich card.
Okay.
Okay. Lacey, how come the profit and loss isn't moving?
Tyler Murray, future Steelers quarterback. Oh, something's shining! Something's shining!
Add Reid out of 149.
Okay, I know y'all are LOL-ing and tech-waying at me in the chat, but I want you guys to
think about something right now, okay?
Here's what I want you guys to think about.
I want you to think the fact that this has two autographs, which means there is still
an auto in this pack. And it could be anyone. Derek Harman rookie car out of
233 and there's the auto Michael Williams auto
I'm gonna be honest not even gonna sleep it that's how little I care not even gonna sleep it
Not even gonna sleep that shit two packs left chat
That's how little I, two dollar car, yep, yep, that's how little I came, bro.
And there goes all my autos, unless I somehow get lucky and pull a random auto, but Tyler's
shell working car, not even numbered.
Brian Thomas, not numbered, J.J. McCarthy.
Last pack.
Last pack.
Okay.
Kyle Williams rookie card out of 65
All right, all right, who just said it's not always about winning?
What do you mean?
It's not always about winning.
What is it about then?
What is it about then?
Brother, you guys realize we haven't even gotten to the big packs yet, right?
Y'all want me to open a big pack?
Do y'all want me to open a big pack?
I will open an immaculate pack right now.
I will open an immaculate pack right now.
This right here is what we call an immaculate pack.
No, I lost their seatbelts right here.
This Immaculate Pack goes for $2,000.
This is a $2,000 Immaculate Pack.
Sleeve every card.
I'm not sleeving every card.
Not happening.
Only the cards that I somewhat care about I'm going to sleeve.
Sorry.
That makes you upset. I apologize. It's called a box. We'll see this right here. You might
think that this is a box, but this isn't a box. Okay. I'm going to tell you why this
isn't a box. Okay. The reason that this isn't a box is because this is actually a pack.
The reason this is a pack is because when you open up this box, there is onlyโholdโholdโthere is onlyโ
There is only one pack inside.
This right here is a $2,000 pack of carbs, okay?
Do I wait or do I open it now?
I'll wait for ads. I'll wait for ads. I'll wait for ads. All right, so in this pack
Do I cut this or does it rip?
In this pack
It's 24 25 so you can get how do I cut this nice stupid
2425 you can get in this pack you can get logo mans you can get crazy rookie autos you can
get cards that go up to six figures. I'm talking hundreds of thousands in this
pack if you're lucky or you can get absolutely nothing but what this pack
does have is a LeBron James logo man. This could have a LeBron James logo
man in it. I'm gonna spend, okay, just let me be. All right, here we go. Okay, here
Here we go.
Are you guys ready?
What is going on here?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
Hold on.
PSA1 now?
Wow.
PSA one now Wow and starting off the Immaculate Box we have a Nicola
Yokic numbered out of 99
definitely not the best card we could get to start it how do I get these out
out of here.
What's that?
What's the full deck I set out?
Nicola Jokic out of 99.
First card.
Second card.
Jama Rant out of 99, the standard patch.
This might be a really good card.
This might be a really good card.
Next card.
Okay.
Uh, Pelo Benchero, Magic forward, he's good.
He had a good rookie year.
Patch out of 99.
It's not bad, but it's not what I'm looking for.
It's not what I'm looking for, okay?
It's not bad.
Next card, come on, we gotta get a big auto.
We gotta get a big auto.
One camp, five out of 15 auto.
Okay.
Okay.
That's a decent card.
It's not good.
It's not what I was looking for, but this is a pretty good card.
This is a pretty good card.
This is a pretty good card.
And it's autoed on the card.
I'm pretty sure if it's auto on the card that makes it more. Okay.
Next card.
A boby, Clintman auto sneaker patch.
So I got a sneaker patch. It's boby, Clintman.
And the last card, oh my God, Luca Otto at 49.
Oh, oh my God, this has to be a hit.
This has to be a hit.
And it's a Luca Otto on the card.
This has to be a hit.
Holy shit.
Out of 49 Luca Otto.
Oh my God.
Wait, is this the right sleeve?
Is this the right sleeve?
I don't know if this is the right sleeve or not.
Wait, I don't know what the right sleeve is.
I don't know what the right sleeve is.
What's the right sleeve?
Is it a one-touch?
The box?
No way it's this $8,000 card.
Oh my God.
It's a 6K raw.
Bang!
Wait, Chad, do I sleeve it first
or do I just put it in the case like this?
Do I sleeve it first or put it in the case like this?
You sleeve it. Yeah, but how does it fit in these penny sleeves?
How does it fit in a penny sleeve?
You need a thick sleeve?
There's got to be a thick sleeve, right?
It's actually a 7.5 K car.
Not a top-loader, right, Chad? Not a top-loader?
Penny sleeves. All I've ever... I just have all the same penny sleeves. I don't have thick penny sleeves.
Huh? Yes.
I would try to use.
No, no, touch it. Why would you... What are you doing?
What do you mean? What did I do?
Why would you just pick up a $7,500 card like that?
Well, I picked it up very gently.
That was gently?
Brother.
That was very gently.
Brother.
I picked it up.
You don't just grab a card by the face.
That's $8,000.
Calm down.
Try to eat it.
No, it's a soft sleeve.
Fits three times four.
I think this is a thicker sleeve that just pissed me off. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that was
Which are these are these sleeves different
Oh my god, how do you
Okay, Chad, I don't think I have the right sleeves for this.
Are you guys sure I soft-sleeve it?
The only soft sleeves I have?
Oh wait, no.
I only have these two soft sleeves.
the left ones. Yeah, but I just used those ones and you guys all said no. You don't need
Don't sleeve, just put it in the case, okay?
So you guys are saying just put it in the one-touch case.
No, I mean, Brian, this isn't possible. I have 50% of the chat telling me to do one thing,
And the other 50% of the chat time, and someone just called me and
someone just called me, probably leave their number, nice job.
This one doesn't fit the card though.
Cut the corner, cut the penny sleeve.
So I cut this chat, I cut the sleeve.
Just cut the corner so we can get it in here.
I think I'll put this on.
I don't think this fades or it does, okay, okay, okay, okay.
And now I do this.
A Luca Otto.
I was like, shit here.
Yeah, because you put shit on my desk.
How does this work?
How does this work?
You're actually brain dead?
These? These are on and off.
What package are you gonna take?
I didn't take a pack.
I've watched you take a pack.
Are you done?
I've watched you just take a pack.
You're pissing me off?
Bro, I don't know how this thing doesn't fit in here!
What about a pack? Tell me where to put it back.
Drew has it now behind his back.
Drew just took a pack?
Drew took a pack?
Drew took a pack?
So you got SpongeBob?
Do you mind if I open one of these?
Come on, bro.
You open one.
Then I have no fucking bobs.
You don't need all these cards.
Yes, I do.
$25,000?
Yeah, I don't think it goes in the one-touch box.
This is depressing I don't think it fits in here chat
No, no no, that's my
No, I already gave one to drew that means I have no fucking ball packs
I'll do bunnyhawks.
I'll do bunnyhawks.
Bro, come on, will you get here?
You will do bunnyhawks.
You got right up the stairs, I get it.
You will do bunnyhawks.
I'll do bunnyhawks.
Hold on, Ron, I need to figure out,
I just got an $8,000 card and you throw it where it goes.
Yes it is.
No, you're not touching this.
I'm not gonna break this.
Yes you are.
I know you, I know you, I know you.
Bro, I wanna talk to just flip the table right now.
Come on, let me see it.
I'm not gonna do it.
No!
I swear to God I won't touch it.
Like, fuck it off.
It goes in here?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It does.
It does.
It does.
It does.
It does.
It does.
If it, if it, if it.
It goes in here.
It goes in here.
It goes in here.
A top order.
Yes.
It's the same exact thing.
It goes in there.
It does not go in there.
Don't put it in there.
Oh my God.
It doesn't fucking.
Does that fit you?
No.
You had it right?
It was this one.
It's this one.
It's over.
It's sleet.
It's over.
Okay.
You want to do bunny hops.
Please!
I had a good five.
You gave me a whole pack of five?
Five.
I'm going to see if that's on me, I guess.
I'll be right back. Thanks.
You want to do that for a box of hops?
Yeah.
Come on, honey.
Okay.
Okay.
10.
This is not easy.
No, I get the way it's not easy.
No, I get the way it's not easy.
Come on, bro, let me open one.
Come on, just one pack.
Okay, you go in the back, sure.
Oh my God.
Check!
This is a $12,000 car
at PSA 10.
On God? Yes.
It's a Luka auto. It's literally just a
three-ass Luka.
Yeah, I'm sure you're going to get it.
This one.
This one.
We're all just one.
We're all just one.
We're all just one.
That wasn't the one on the one's open.
You open the wrong one.
No, you've got nothing.
No, he opened the wrong one.
I'm just going to fucking.
He actually opened the wrong one.
I'm just going to fucking get the mess.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Did you mean to open that one?
This is not the one I want to open.
Just one more.
Your chest put in dubbies, you have $25,000 in packs, you open up a $12,000 bar.
Bro, you gotta keep, you just keep opening up the roll and roll.
Bro, you're wasting my whole pack!
I got him, I got him.
Yo, why am I so bad at sleeping?
Is this not the right one?
It is.
Do I jump away a patch card?
Ron, get out of here, I've got a kick in here, I'm out of here.
Oh
Al Chat
There's no there's no way just pull there's no way to pull some actually so
No, this is a such a crazy pool chat
Ron pool, what did Ron pool?
What did he pull?
I already have that card.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Wait.
So chat.
Is this Sean Kemp card good too?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes, okay. So basically this was actually a good pack. Basically this was actually
generally a good pack.
It's up.
Am I up? Wait, what's my what's my what's my profit? Larger. What's my profit loss
margin, Jack?
or you might be even because you were at 7k spent on that pack.
You lost on that pack. I definitely did not lose on that pack. Definitely did not.
You're down 21k.
No I'm not because I haven't opened all the cards yet.
That's literally just not how it works.
You fucking speds.
I put the card in wrong, I think, okay?
All right, Chad, it says minus 21K on your own stream, you dumb fuck.
Man, fuck you!
Alright chat, who want do a Cooper flag pack? Alright, man
Yo, this Luca card is a crazy ass pool
Holy shit. I feel like I'm low-key. I feel like I low-key have good. I feel like I low-
Spit it out. Fuck you. You guys are just jealous that you don't have a fucking Luka guard.
You guys are jealous that you don't have a Luka out of 49 Auto Guard.
Yes, it's the third Luka I pulled. Because he's my favorite player. No, he's just my
favorite player. Great pack. Great pack. First pack I actually
made profit on. W's in a fucking chat, man. First profit patch. All right. Here we go.
Let's open a 2526 Cooper Flag Box. Shall we chat? Shall we? Please give me a Cooper Flag
I would literally suck balls and dick for one
This is guaranteed I think this box is guaranteed two autos
Look for three autographs per box. Okay, three autos per box
jobs, drama rent, nothing, Scoot Henderson, nothing, nothing, rookie card, don't care,
nothing, nothing, oh my god.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Is this good?
It was flipped around and it's a LeBron green card.
The world's greatest pools.
I don't think it's an insert chat.
Why would it be flipped around?
Why would it be flipped around?
No way it's a $50,000 card.
No way it's a $50,000 card.
I'm trolling.
Oh my God, it's 50K, 50K guard.
Is this actually a 50K guard or are you guys trolling?
15 cents.
So why are you saying 50,000?
and why was it flipped upside down come on give me a auto give me a good auto
Jimmy Butler instinct card oh okay um me me Kay Clifford me Kay Clifford rookie
card auto all right little ten rupees there maybe
Fuck you shit.
You probably say it, Nick, whatever, but fuck you.
Okay, shit, shit, shit, shit, Cooper Flagg rookie card.
Okay, Cooper Flagg rookie, it's not numbered or auto.
Oh my God.
A Wemby clutch.
Oh, I just sneezed all over my Wemby card.
I just sneezed all over the Wemby card.
I just sneezed all over the Wemby card.
Is this Wemby card any good?
It's a Wemby clutch gene card.
Worthless.
It's okay, Chad, you want to know why?
Stop touching the corners.
Well, how else am I supposed to open the card?
Anything good?
Maybe a little Cooper Flag auto?
Cooper Flag auto?
Walter Clayton, Jr., don't care.
Chris Paul numbered out of 25.
That's not that bad.
Not bad, not bad.
You missed a 10k card. No I didn't.
What was that?
What are you shooting with?
Shailen Brunson.
What is this
Jalen Bronson X's and O's card Anthony Edwards clutched Jean out of 199
Okay
Okay. Not bad, not bad. So am I gonna get, that's worth a hundred K. You guys just lie
about everything. I'm blessing the next pack, okay? This guy just said he's blessing the
next back we'll get something good out of here. Paying in Pritchard, shout out Kayden Clark.
Sam Cum. Ace Bailey Rookie Card, don't care. Chris Paul, not even number. Okay, yo, whoever
said you're blessing the next pack, please leave the chat and never bless a pack again.
LeBron, Curry, shit, hold on a minute, Trey Johnson Destiny card out of 99.
Oh!
What is that?
What is that?
Is that a nail gun?
Who the fuck is Ben Seraf?
What is that?
Is that a nail gun?
Who the fuck is Ben Seraf?
Bro, I can't get a good pool for the life of me!
Fuck me in my tight ass!
What is that? Cards worth 1k? Cap.
Magic Johnson, Cam Jones, Paul George.
Another auto! Ryan Calke Brenner.
Why are you guys saying bang?
These cards are all trash.
These cards are trash.
Do TTS?
I don't even have a setup for TTS.
No, I don't even think there's a link.
Oh, wait!
Igor Demin.
Please, Trey Young is not even numbered.
You missed the auto.
I did not miss an auto.
That Lamello card was a good card.
Please tell me how a base lamello, not numbered, no auto of him pointing is a good card.
And someone just typed cursing the rest of the packs.
Like you're just an asshole, bro.
You want to curse it?
Watch this.
That's why I just got an adieu-thรฉoreau rookie card, Jared Vanderbilt.
It was a Lamello chuprain?
What does that even mean?
Lamello chuprain?
No, it was not.
I'm looking right now.
Where do y'all see a Lamello chuprain?
It was a short print? What is a short print? So this is a good card. This is a good card.
Lamello ball pointing at the camera with no number or nothing. This is a good card.
It's pointing at Lafayette.
Why?
Yeah, it's LaMelloball pointing at Lafayette.
Why is this good?
It's not even gold.
OK, sure.
We'll keep it now.
I guess that's a good card.
And you know what?
This pack right here has a Cooper flag rookie in it.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
There's a gold card in the pack you just opened bro, what?
Where do you guys see a gold card?
Are you guys fucking blind?
This?
Do you think I care about a destiny-centric coward card?
This you guys think I care about a Wendell Carter and a 275 you guys think I care about this
You guys think I care about a Wendell Carter out of 275. I
Couldn't care less about this card. I couldn't care less
Like you guys think I sit here and care about these weak-ass cards, bro
I don't I don't I'm only going for fucking haymakers. I'm not going for these little trash cards
So out of these cards, which one do I like? Ben Sauroff. Do I even care about a Ben Sauroff rookie card? No
Ryan Calc Brenner rookie card auto don't really care
That Sauroff card is $20
You know, bro, you know what since y'all care about this card
You are ruining the pack fund for my son watching you
You got a whenby snot game
Is is is Nikkei Clifford good chatter no
No, okay, I don't really care about this then.
Okay, okay.
Alright, Lamello ball, apparently this is somehow a good card.
I don't know how it's a good card, but apparently it's a good card
because Lamello ball's pointing and laughing at the camera.
And you guys said it's called a short limited.
Where do you guys see that it says short-limited on it?
Where do you see short-limited anywhere on this card?
It's a known thing.
Known by whom?
All right, all right, next pack, do you guys want me to open this big-ass football, these
football boxes or do y'all want me to just get right into the two huge boxes and then
we save the football boxes for another time when we have nothing to do.
I say we get into the big boxes, and we save these football boxes for another time.
All, okay, all right, okay, so these are, these are prism, prism 2023 cards.
These are $1,000 a box.
$1,000 a box.
And these have 12 packs per box, all right.
Oh wait, this kind of looks tough.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, there's minimum two autographs.
This is 2023.
Who can I get?
Who am I looking for in 2023, Chad?
Who am I looking for?
2023 prism, who am I looking for in this year?
Oh my God, JSN.
I'm looking for a JSN puke rookie.
And Bijan.
Okay.
Justin Herbert, nothing, Keon-Wai.
Anthony Richardson rookie card.
It's decent.
Nothing, first pack, done.
First pack is a done, chat.
First pack's a done.
Wait, why are you guys saying save all rookie cards?
Wait, why should I save all rookie cards?
Even if they're not on it, I save all rookie cards, chat?
Josh Allen, John Elway to invest.
Yeah, but chat, if it's not auto, does it even mean anything?
Friend Warner.
Okay, we have a Damian Pierce.
He looked you as a fantasy demon for one year, numbered out of 199.
Okay
Brian branch rookie card Broderick Jones rookie card
Only yeah chat chat. I'm not gonna lie. I'm only saving numbered or auto or auto cards. I'm not saving base rookie cards
Yeah, case that I got like a 7k luco rookie auto
Okay, Matthew Stafford is it numbered out of 249?
Another Anthony Richardson rookie based.
Okay, Chad, Chad, this is low key good so far.
You want to know why?
Yo, Kason, I guess, Muka's literally my favorite player.
I guess I'm giving away my lucrative auto.
Fucking idiot.
Look at it, Quezon.
Out of 49.
Come on, Chad.
Focus!
We have to get an auto.
We have to get an auto.
Micah Parsing, Stefan Diggs, Isaiah Pacheco, John Randall,
higher-end for O'Brien Robinson, Deandre Swift,
Dak Prescott-Fireworks, Aaron Rodgers, Justin Shorter,
and Jordan Addison-Rookie, OK?
Oh, my god, dude.
Oh my God.
Please!
Who the fuck is Handan Hooker?
Oh my God, we have our first auto.
We have our first auto.
We have our first auto, chat.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Here we go.
first auto of the box.
Tanner McKee rookie card.
I don't even think this guy played in the preseason.
Is it in this Jalen Hertz third string?
Okay, I'll buy it off you for 10 cents take it or leave it. It's a $3 card. Okay?
Hey, maybe he'll be good one day. Maybe he'll be good one day. Who knows?
But it's okay because we still have one auto coming in this pack or in this box.
Coopercott nothing.
Okay, Zach ooh Charbonnet rookie card number two hundred oh my god what number it is
Charbonnet rookie card number 67 not a bad pool not a bad pool not a bad pool at all
There's an auto somewhere in here. That's the crazy part is there is one of these cards is going to be a crazy-ass auto
Oh
Okay, Jamar Chase prism
Numbered out of 199. It's so mad. It's not even like a rookie or anything
It's not even a rookie Jamar Chase. It's just a fucking base Jamar Chase. Oh
Oh my God, I'm feeling a JSN.
I'm feeling a JSN, I'm genuinely feeling a JSN, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
A Bryce young prismatic rookie card.
Is this bad?
Is this good?
It's $2?
$8?
Why would I sleep that? It's only $2. Come on, please give me a JS and rookie. Please
give me a JS and rookie auto. Please give me a JS and rookie auto. Oh, and here's the
other auto. Zach Harrison, Falcons, rookie Zach Harrison. These are my auto. Zach
carousel out of 75.
Bang. Yo, do not see bang.
Well, should I even open the last three packs in this box? It's just fucking dudding. It's actually just dudding.
He's good.
You want to open two of these packs of me to so I already got both autos I doubt there's
another auto here.
Just checking.
You off only good?
Yeah, but I got something real good bro.
What do you got?
Something really fucking good man.
Yeah, I don't even know how to open packs.
Jared, Jared Hall, Luke Shoemaker, his name is Shoemaker.
This guy's last name is Shoemaker, bro.
How do you do it?
He literally makes shoes.
How do you open packs?
You don't know how to open a pack?
I've never done a pack opening.
But how did you do that?
Wait!
Micah Parsons locked down prism card out of 10!
Oh!
This is not bad!
This is not bad!
Oh!
This guy good?
Bijan Robinson, Portals Prism, Rookie Card.
Hold on a minute.
Is that anything or not?
Hold on a minute.
Derrick Rawler.
Okay.
These aren't bad.
These aren't bad.
Micah Parsings out of 10 is actually a crazy pool.
Not gonna lie.
And a chat is what is this Bijan Robinson card work this rookie card the Michael one is 200
Okay, that's not that bad. That's not bad. It's low key. Hey, that's low key. Huh?
1000
You missed a blue camo?
When did I miss a blue camo?
The blue card down here.
Minus 10 PSA
No, who was it Chad you guys know who it was
What did you just knock off the desk
I guess I care about that card.
I don't care about the Zach Harrison auto.
Don't care about Bryce Young.
I genuinely don't care about Tanner Mckee.
I don't care about any of these cards.
The only decent card I got from this fucking box was this out of 10 microparts and clock
down.
Like a pack of skittles maybe
All right chat I have three more NFL boxes, and I have two more Bob boxes. What do you all mean open right now?
What do you all want me to open or do I just skip to the big boy boxes?
Where?
Yes, I'm talking about I
I have the this sherry here
The big boy boxes all right fuck it. Let's do the big boy boxes
All right chat this shit could get critical right now. All right
This shit could genuinely get critical right now.
I need y'all all really focused for this, okay?
Right here, we have a $5,000 NBA National Treasures box
and right here, we have a $5,000 Panini National Treasures
NFL box, okay?
Do you guys want me to do NBA or NFL first?
Now these packs right here are extremely hit or miss I could pull something insane or I could pull nothing at all
Let's do NFL first
This is my biggest pack opening ever
He said that this box these boxes have been at the store for over six months because people are just scared to open them
Look at this. It's a literally a fucking full-on hard case
For those of you who don't know this is 2018
Okay
2018 I can get Josh Allen rookie auto which goes for over six figures I could
get Lamar Jackson rookie auto which goes for over six figures I could get Sam
Darlin rookie auto which will be a lot if you went Super Bowl
Here is the pack it is one pack of cards it is literally one pack of cards
I'm making sure I'm very safe here, don't want to scratch the cards, okay.
Here we go.
Are you guys ready?
This is a $5,000 pack of cards, but I'm really nervous right now.
I'm not kidding.
I'm like extremely nervous.
Okay.
Are you falling out of the box?
All right.
I'm gonna flip them over
Okay
First off we have Patrick Peterson out of 75
Next card we have
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
A Tom Brady out of five.
Tom Brady out of five.
Oh my God.
Tom Brady out of five.
Mash New Treasures card.
Only five of these cards in the world were made.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god. Oh my god. How much is that? How much this car worth?
How much this car worth I?
Got to see that I got to see that I got to see that I got to see that I got to see that I got to see this
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
There's no way it's only worth $500 you're truly it's a tall grades out of five, Cap
Ten beds
All right, and the next card was a little anticlimatic.
We have a DeSean Watson patch.
Could not care less about that card.
No, this is insane.
A Tom Brady out of five?
I gotta hard top it.
I gotta hard top it.
Wait, I need a really thick hard top.
I think it's this one.
Is it this one?
Okay, so putting it in very carefully each other.
Oh, check.
Did I just force- did I just put it in the wrong case?
Did I just put it in the wrong case?
Okay. Okay. No, I think it's fine. I think it's fine. I think it's fine. Yeah, it's
in the right case. Okay. Okay. All right, next. Deshaun Watson patch. Not very happy
about this one? Oh my god. Okay, next we have a 27 out of 99, Currion Johnson dual
patch with Darius Goice. Never heard of either of these players, both probably
shit okay um next card please Josh Allen Josh Allen Josh Allen 19 out of 25
Derek Carpatch okay this is not bad this is not bad at all all right next we
We have a triple patch Marquez Valdez scaling Jamon Moore and Anthony Miller, okay, a Joshua
Jackson auto out of 75 oh my god okay so it's okay we saw some cards left next we
have a rookie rookie jumbo Michael Gallup prison prime signature oh my god
Oh my God, what is that patch? What is that patch?
Wait, it's a one-of-one?
Is it a one of one?
Oh my God, it's a four of five.
Four of five.
Four of five.
Next we have a Philip Lindsay rookie card auto.
And the last card we have is another Marca's Valdez Skintling rookie card patch on a 25.
Okay, okay.
This card might be crazy because look at the patch.
Gallup card's worth $2K, it's $300, yeah, but that's raw, and you guys can't judge how
much these cards are worth because of the patches. Each patch is different. So you can't
look and see how much this card sold for and get a number because this patch is the patch
is different on every card. So this patch might be this patch is definitely rare. So
I'm going to be honest, this card might be like 10 bands.
If I'm being honest.
Why are y'all saying cat?
Why would I lie about that?
Wait, chat, how do you, how do you,
how do you, how do you, how do you sleeve a booklet?
The thick sleeve, a magnet topper, I have these, what fit in this, this is a top loader
And then I also have the one-touch.
Is it not one-touch?
You cut it in half?
Oh, it's a big one-touch.
They have special ones for booklets.
Okay, fuck.
I don't think he gave me any booklet ones.
So how do I make sure it stays safe, Chad?
I can't believe I got a four out of five tumbling.
Put it back in the box.
Okay. Are any of these cards worth keeping? Like any of these other patches or no? Definitely
the value of the scaling one. All of them? I guess all of these are worth keeping? That
brady is 3.8 K is that true
for this card deadass wait I don't know what to sleeve these in they don't fit
Cut the corner, I just tried.
Then don't sleeve it.
But okay, I need to sleeve these, bro.
That's a $5,000 box.
box. Chalmobiles, I think I'll look you in even on the box, no?
How? How did I not? Tom Brady is 3k, the Michael Gallup is 2k, and then I have
all of these that obviously equal out to money. So obviously I like even. The
Brady isn't 3k. Yes it is. I guess a Tom Brady out of five is not a good guard
of like, what?
It's not signed. It doesn't matter.
It's a Tom Brady card that only five in the world were made.
That immediately puts it into conversation
for being a fucking best, one of the best like pools, bro.
And an eight out of 25 Valdez scantling rookie auto patch.
Yo, I'm starting to think that these
don't fit in these boxes.
That's where I'm starting to think here.
That's where I'm starting to think here.
I'm gonna bring this case down.
I'm gonna put this store in the back.
Well no, because I need to sleeve them.
Little 30 minute sleeve segment chat,
not a bad shout, don't know how to sleeve.
I think next time I should have somebody with me
who knows how to sleeve cards when I do this.
It's easy. It's clearly not for me. Clearly not for me bro. Okay. I don't know where this
goes. I don't know where this goes. I really don't. Okay. I'm gonna leave this. I don't
I don't care about these guys, I mean all of these should be sleeved, but I'm just going to stack them up for now because I don't really care that much.
Alright, chat! Are you guys ready for the most expensive box of the opening?
We have a $5,500 national treasures first off the line NBA box.
This could have some crazy shit in it.
And I mean genuinely crazy shit.
The card could be in this box.
And when I say the card, I mean LeBron James Rookie Otto.
Here we go.
National treasures 24, 25.
Wait, who can I get in this?
Who can I get in this?
24, 25.
Who were the rookies this year?
Oh my God, it's Wendy's year.
It's a limb these here.
Never seen a fucking dollar knife in my life.
Little PSA three cards, not a bad shout.
Here we go, here we go.
This is a $5,500 box.
I'm not sure what this knife is doing here.
There we go.
Okay.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh my God, I'm nervous.
Start off with a bang.
Oh my God, I'm nervous.
Start off with a bang.
Okay, starting off with a Bradley Beal out of 75.
Might be the word, I'm gonna hide it so nobody sees what the bottom guard is.
I'm closing my eyes so I don't see.
Okay
Okay, here we go
All right
Bradley Beal out of 75
Next card
We got a rookie auto kashad kashad Johnson in a $5,000 box
So help me God if I just wasted the auto on kashad Johnson
It is a tee in the heat-patch though and it's a 11 out of 20
But you do want the bad cards to be in the front to be fair so here we go.
All right we have Matas Buzelez out of 99 patch.
That's good. I guess this card is good.
Oh Chad, he might be good, but this is not a good card.
It doesn't matter if he's good. This isn't a good card.
It's not an auto. It's not a low number.
number it's a number to 99 it's a mid card row it doesn't matter if we average
15 again so I pull a fucking if I pull fucking Steph Curry base rookie car it
doesn't matter it's a bad card it's like a $75 card
Jared McCain Rookie Patch out of 99.
Okay.
Not bad.
not what I'm looking for but it's all good.
A Yokic patch out of 99.
All right, 19 out of 99.
It's not a rookie.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's an okay card.
what I'm looking for but it's okay.
All right we have Jordan pool eight out of 25 game-worn patch. Okay next we
have come on this is where the good cards are coming out I could feel it's
give me a good next one. Bang. Mike Bibby Otto. Did I just waste my
that autos on Kashad Johnson and Mike Bibby.
This is sickening.
This is sickening.
Okay, it's okay.
It's okay, there's still three more cards.
Darren Holmes out of 75.
Oh my god, I just got finesse out of $5,000.
Red's got finesse, brother.
Oh my god, this is disgusting.
What's the last card, bro?
It's price and shape.
What is it, bro?
Dylan Jones Auto Rookie Patch.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
A YONES viewpoint signature.
How much is this worth?
Is this good?
No way it's 10K.
Not numbered?
It's said numbered, it's numbered eight, numbered eight.
It's not expired.
It expires in 2027.
It's eight out of 25.
So it's a YONUS AUTO out of 25?
That's not bad, is it?
It's not AUTO, but it says it's in the viewpoint signature set.
If it's a signature, doesn't that mean it's signed?
It's $500.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
All right, I mean, hey, you know what I'm saying?
Let's do a little recap of what we got, man.
We got, okay, these are all the good guards right here.
We got, we got a Yanis, eight out of 25.
We got a Marquez, Valdez, Scatling, eight out of 25.
We got a Phillip Lindsay rookie card out of 99.
We got a four out of five Tom Brady.
We got a, out of 49 Luca Otto, great card.
We got a Jama Ran out of 99 patch.
We got a Sean Kemp out of 15 auto, we got a Yolkich out of 99 auto, and we got a Paolo
Benchero on a patch.
Okay.
Okay
What else did I get anything else good out of anything this might be top five worst openings nice
I
Got copper cup numbered
San Bernard number
Fred the billet Nick off
auto. We got a booklet card in a box, a booklet card, and then right here I got a Jamal Crawford
at a 99 dual materials, read shepherd auto and a shea out of 17 part.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, um, Roms you could full cam the, um, you could take away the, uh, the part
open cam, right, you can see where the car's open cam.
Take a quick look at the cam.
I still don't understand my luck, brother.
$25,000, couldn't even get like a big, big hit.
Couldn't even get a big, big hit, $25,000.
It's all good, bro.
It happens.
Hey, it happens, bro.
Hey, listen, shout out pack draw once again
for giving me the opportunity to even be able
to do a $25,000 pack opening.
I'm gonna be doing one every single month,
so I will hit, eventually I will hit big.
I'm gonna be giving away a card to someone in the chat
who signs up using code Lacey,
exclamation mark pack draw in the chat.
And what car should I get away?
What car should I get away?
I'm gonna be honest, do you guys even want any of these cards?
Give away the jaw card.
The jaw, give away the jaw card.
So you want me to give away my top three card?
Top three?
Yeah, it is.
I'm insured.
The Luca.
I guess I'm giving away the Luca.
Like, are you guys dumb?
Give away to Tom Brady, yo, I'm not giving away the fucking Tom Brady, bro.
I want all of them.
No, stop. I just opened cards for two hours. They don't want to see you open cards.
I'm opening my box, bro.
I fucking work hard for these.
Can you go IRL?
I'm hungry, I want food.
I'll do the back.
One more glass pack.
Fine.
Hold on, I'll gather something good in here.
I see something at the back.
Fuck.
Fuckin' nothing, man.
One more, one more, one more.
It's kinda fun.
Fuck it, I'll open Bob's seal.
What is going to get these buffs?
Not even a sketch.
Can't even get a sketch SpongeBob, bro.
Literally can't even...
I'm not looking for them.
Sketches are one of one's.
Sketches are one of one's.
That's what I'm pushing in.
I have to turn over again.
And how do I open this in one-on-one?
It says it on the card.
11 of 99 that's good now Rochette I genuinely never pull the sketch punch one part of my life
And say I'm all carted out right now
It's a wasteful means.
No.
There's nothing off.
We don't have a shit.
No, there's nothing.
There's nothing to ask.
No.
Here.
There's a shit.
No.
Where do you want to go, though?
Like, how long are we going to be there?
Oh, you can't show up.
Oh, go back to him.
Go back to him.
OK, OK.
Hold on.
I have to turn the phone off.
All right, now turn the,
you're not turning the stop on.
Wait, a timer?
Yeah, I'll turn the phone off, I'll turn it off.
You gonna do the rest of my mobs?
Yeah.
Check for you now.
We're gonna go over there.
So that's where we came in.
Oh.
Um, check.
Bro, is this one good?
What is it?
What is it?
Wait, let me focus it.
No, that's not bad.
It's not even out of my mind.
Wait, what is it?
Why do they say no?
10K.
I guess this fucking car is 10K?
There's no way.
Wait, why are they saying bang?
Holy shit, that's worth 10K.
Bro, they don't know box, bro.
There's no way this fucking car is 10K.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
There's gotta be a sketch card somewhere in here, Chad.
What if like that is there like extinct?
It's a short print.
They're saying it's a short print.
What is happening?
It's a bullshit thing to the chat.
Oh! This looks good.
What did you get?
What is it?
Is this good?
Why would that be good?
Well I would love to eat this.
Wow, this looks so good.
Wait, why is it not focusing?
I got a numbered card.
I got a numbered card at a 75 chat.
Doodle Dimension.
I'm keeping this one.
This one's cool.
You're keeping it because it has ice cream on it.
Wow, I don't see any other cards that look like that.
You know what's crazy?
Chad, you know what's crazy?
I still have three NFL boxes to open.
You know what's crazy?
Wait, is this not a sketch?
No.
Again?
Wait, has it gone full to sketch?
Maybe 25K impacts are too much.
I think what I got to do, Chad, for the next pack opening, can you guys, can you guys
remind me next pack opening I want to do only big packs like five like five or
six 5k packs
nice balance. Oh you have an ice cream. No one cares about ice cream. Wait hold on my packs almost out. Can I get a refill?
I gave you a pack and you did bunny hops like a good little boy
Oh god, I got a sign card. I swear to God. I swear to God. I got an auto. I got an auto.
What is the number now? What is the number now? I don't think it's number. Who is it Johnny who?
Johnny Croxie.
Can I see it?
Bro, stop, stop, stop.
I just want to see what character it is.
Chad, who is that?
I think it's like Mr. Krabs' brother.
That's a good one. How much does that work?
Say I got 10K.
Johnny Knoxville?
It's the jackass guy?
Wait, is this one actually good, Chad?
They're saying 10K, 10K.
You're trying to believe it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's auto for sure.
They're saying it's worth 10K.
How many tickets do you need, then?
15 dollars.
What's up, buddy?
I think my magnetic station is really good.
Yeah, put in the magnetic signature.
I'm not going to lie, I'm opening packs.
I got a fucking card of where I'm like,
why am I getting a real city in SpongeBob pack cards, bro?
I just got an Encino, California.
I just can't chat.
How is my luck so bad?
Fuckbombs!
Fuck all Bob's!
Get in, yo, this camera's so bad.
What is that about?
It goes out of focus every five seconds.
I gotta fix it.
I'm having trouble sleeping.
Last pack of magic, and I get a shitty card.
Wait, how much does this actually work?
I got a dude named Dennis, Chad.
What?
You're saying it's a 200-hour culture?
Actually?
Yeah.
Nice.
I'm a fellow on the U.S.
You're looking at it today, should we do an Air One segment?
Open the NFL.
Check, can I save him down the little cart it out, right?
When's the first pack draw segment?
Wait, when do you guys want me to do it?
Yeah, yeah.
Now.
Bro, I can't lose them before, bro.
You know how mad I'm going to be?
Do you know how mad I'm gonna be bro?
I'm a little carded out. Oh, no, I wouldn't open cards
Watch out a booger I have to get out
Little booger where'd it go?
You've got to get the money back.
I don't see a pin.
Just think about it.
You could get a crazy car.
You guys are horrible influences!
You guys just want to see me lose money!
Imagine you pool an SVJ.
Maybe a little Rolex, you know this chapter.
Yo, yo, you're due, imagine you pool a Rolex.
Bro, you guys are bad influences.
They have a bear brick pack?
You can't lose forever a win is coming.
Yo, yo, you guys are bad fucking influences!
Oh my God.
Did y'all hear that, Dean?
Why are you all made of 44-ing?
Do I have to do 18 plus for this?
On Twitch?
I don't think you do. I don't think you do.
Watch Diana's stream.
Go to community packs and open the Lacy pack.
There's a Lacy pack?
Why are you lying?
Wait, Chad, when you open CS cases, do you have to turn 18 plus on?
Oh, I'm good, but I'm good.
Yeah, chat, I'm good.
Same category as CSPACs.
Wait.
I'm gonna figure it out.
I don't know, we'll figure it out, hold on.
I just got to what I'm gonna chat.
All right.
Creator.
Okay.
What do I chase?
What do I chase?
Now, I'm going to tell you all what I can do.
Here's what I can do.
I can either open these packs or I can do a battle where I battle against two computers
and I get everything.
I get everything.
I'm getting greedy, I'm getting greedy, I'm getting greedy.
Let me just chill, okay?
0 0 70 percent chance
I like those odds
Brother I have a 90% chance to win a $25 watch box
But there's a chance! Wait, there's a community pack that's mine? Yes? Where?
All other people can make them okay, so one of you guys made me one nice
Thanks, bro.
Lacey, I love you.
Lacey the goat himself.
Lacey, Lacey Max wins $7,000.
I have a 1% chance of winning a rose release
in a 99% chance of winning a pile of bones.
Yo, yo, yo.
These are great odds.
Yo, what are you saying?
We're made that.
I hate you.
Okay, what is this one?
$500 Lacey the Goat himself.
I could win a Rolex.
I could win a Sea Keeper boat,
a Cartier, a Louis Vuitton bag,
a belt, a bike, or a half-eaten cookie.
Hold on, hold on a minute, these odds are not that bad.
Do I try it?
I do.
Imagine I win a Urus or an Astin Morin.
Do a demo spin?
Okay, I want to want a $10 steam gift card.
Do it again, yo, if I demo-spin it with a car, I might break something, okay?
And now I'm due.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine, no, why are you laughing at me?
250 to 500, bro because think about a car, there's a whole car one, oh yeah like look
at these percentages bro, I guess, I guess I'm getting as, yo I'm not gonna lie if I
I won this weak ass Subaru cross.
I would actually, if I won a Kia, I would be pissed.
Do a demo spin.
Yo, no, because if I went on a demo spin,
I'm gonna be pissed.
Come on, win me, win me an Audi.
Okay, it's fine.
No, you're not bad, not bad, not bad.
And you guys just play and laugh at me it's fine because guess what? I'm not a hit
Oh my god, I was so close to car. I'm so close to a car. I'm so do I'm so do
that's not a car bro
one more
this chat is horrible influences on me now
this chat is horrible influences on me now
It's fine, it's fine, it's, you know, maybe I'm, maybe, maybe my, maybe my, I'm aiming
too high, maybe I'm aiming too high, right?
Steve will do it.
Ferrari's, Rolls-Royce, Crane fart pants, do it.
Send it.
Come on, come on.
What is that, a free... $35, okay, one more?
Do a battle.
I'm going to do a battle, I'm going to do a battle, I'm going to do a battle, I'm
I'm gonna do a battle, I'm gonna do a battle, I'm gonna do a battle.
Okay, wait, so can you guys,
I'm pretty sure you guys can battle against me.
Solo battle or a team battle?
If you, I'm pretty sure you guys can.
We can, wait, can I enter, can I,
I'm trying to figure out can people can make packs
with any items and made them
And every time you open the pack, they get a percentage.
Nice.
So you're telling me that I can just make my chat money
by me losing money.
Oh, that's just amazing, bro.
It's just fucking amazing.
100% cars. Okay. You're telling me, okay. So I can do a Gucci
game? What is mega juicer? I can get a chain? Cartier glasses?
Okay.
Okay.
So basically I have โ holy fuck โ I'm on this side, I'm on this side, okay, it's
Even right now?
Why are you saying that?
I want 40 cents.
You're ungrateful.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
On the back.
Come on.
Come on.
back. Come on. Come on. Okay, it's fine. Just one round.
No, fuck!
Oh my god, I'm a curse.
I'm genuinely a curse.
I'm genuinely a curse, but I'm genuinely a curse.
Two big wins in a row.
Okay. Okay. Do 10 packs but cheaper. Okay. So what should I do? What should I do? Like
This range you think? Lower lower, okay branded point eight percent chance
Are the energy drinks? Yeah
Nice acting bro, what acting what are you talking about acting?
I don't really like anything in this one, to be honest.
I don't like this one.
Chrome?
Okay.
Okay, I kind of want to do the RB back.
All right, okay, you have to look at the odds I see the odds here we go
Oh my god, I'm losing oh my god, I'm getting shit on bro
you're gonna fucking lose come on wait
What is weak as a quirk brother?
You guys have been saying you're due for three hours.
Oh my God.
There's a VVET pack?
No, there's not.
Through the community pack, there's called a Lacey Rolex, Lacey Ozympic.
Where's the lacy Rolex?
So I have a 1%...
I actually...
Okay.
Oh, fuck, man.
Whole lot of fucking beach sand, go!
You still to the price?
Bro, but this is super expensive
and the odds are like super shades.
the people who make the past, the people who make the future, the people who make
the packs just want you to spend their packs so they make money that's good
for them I don't care I'll make them money
Do I do it?
Lacy car showroom?
5% chance to win a LEGO Racer.
What's that?
I don't want trucks!
Fuck you!
Oh my God, you guys are making so many packs.
Lacey Cromarts, hello.
This guy put in a defeat badge.
You're a, you're a, oh my God, you're a fucking asshole.
It's all good, it's all good.
Cromsox, maybe?
No, defeat, okay, nice, yeah.
Can I at least get some chrome socks?
A hat, a chrome hat?
Filter the volatility, okay
Oh, I want like a medium risk
250 to 500 ice. Oh
Three percent five percent one percent one percent
Microfiber cleaning kit, $10. Are you fucking serious?
Yo, am I gonna win anything? An Apple Watch.
No.
Oh, a little watch box, okay, $60 watch box to put my one watch that I have in a chain.
At this point, I just didn't see something hit.
I just literally just didn't see something hit.
What is unknown?
Oh my God, I actually do need a new wallet.
Okay.
Is there something that I should chase, Jack?
A car, a rose voice.
Lacy Rose voice.
Chase a donut on a treadmill.
Man, fuck you.
Lacy Carmacks.
I don't want a fucking Tesla
You guys are just putting Teslas in here. There's a cheese or pack
BMW or Rolex a bear brick
Okay, some bags
I'm going to be honest, I want to know those ways.
Simple as that.
Range Rover Mercedes Audi Gigi Corvette, hold on now, oh this is the one, this is the one.
low volatility so we can see you at least win something. Yo, you guys are haters!
Okay, but I don't care about any of this.
Nice bro, just keep giving me fucking watchboxes, just keep giving me fucking watchboxes man.
You do 3v3 battles, fine, fine, your camera's blocking the balance.
Yeah, but I don't know where else to put my camera so it doesn't get in the way of shit.
I could go down here.
Teen battles.
Okay.
Okay, but now I just have to find what pack I want to do. There's a toky pack
The flashback pack seems valid. I don't really care about glasses though. What is resilience?
Porsche, Richard Milley, Porsche
This one's very one-carat diamond.
One percent chance to become a billionaire.
I like this one a lot.
I like this one a lot.
One two three four
See you guys can't even
Nice
No!
All my...
I just lost to a bot, bro.
Your dude.
Oh my god, please, bro.
Oh, imagine there was just me on the other side and I went a boat.
Oh!
OK, two or four even right now.
Give me something!
I
Doesn't matter. I don't care. I don't care about winning. I don't care if I win
Congratulations you 180 cents bro. Congratulations. Congratulations, bro
Okay, so you guys are saying go a little less volatile.
Parking lot.
Oh, that's max volatility?
Fuck it.
I'm dead!
You can do a 3v3.
Okay, I'll do it after this.
Parking violation? Okay, okay, okay.
I'm an idiot, bro.
Like why do I think I'm lucky enough to hit a, like, less than a...
10 cents, thank you Matt, appreciate you, appreciate you, appreciate you.
Do a viewer game, 100% contribute?
the 1% odds it's crazy?
Join a battle.
Bro, I'm not trying to join a battle, bro.
Cause what if like, I'm not gonna lie.
It'll make me even more mad if there's like
one of you little shits on the other side.
All May 5th, normal mode $2,000 battle, round 6 out of 29.
your car yeah bro let me sell my fucking car bro yeah bro let me sell my fucking
Carp
$900
I can exchange my car for a Lamborghini.
Okay.
Okay, I can get a Louis Vuitton dog collar.
Oh, I can get a card?
Paying Manning Rookie
iPad Mini
Electric Car
We got a wallet
I don't want a fucking passport covered, right?
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Claim it, then you guys are gonna see my address though.
So, what do you mean so?
Do a viewer battle a hundred percent contribute we won't tell
Okay, I mean hey, I got a nice little shady change hat not bad not bad not bad at all
Everybody knows your address three seven one two brown. Yeah, fuck you bro
All right, I'm gonna do this, hold on.
You know, I kind of want to do like, I kind of want to do this, but I want to do like
kind of low volatility, like 250 to 500 maybe.
Nebula, whoa, hold on, I can add different ones.
Shoe factory, ice, and okay, it should be good, okay.
Please, can I get lucky one time?
Just one time.
Oh my God, I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning.
No, I'm not.
This guy got a fucking hat!
A shirt?
Ooh, come on, please.
Oh my God, he wants to take it.
No!
Bro!
Oh my God!
Run it back you've got to do more packs
you know I kind of just want to do a solo battle I don't like doing this
team shit, bro. I don't because I'm gonna be honest, the dude on my team, the fucking bottom, my team is selling me.
I'm doomed, but I'm getting sold.
Oh my god, he can get carbs. Okay, a Lionel Messi card. I like that a lot.
A little shoe card like that. PC maybe, Air Force, hoodies. I like the
Now let's go low volatility.
I could use a PC.
Yeah, I know you guys could use a PC, bro.
I know you guys could use a PC.
Oh, this is a big one.
Okay, this is a big one.
This is a big one.
This is a big one.
Come on.
There's no way I lose to this stupid bot!
Okay? Okay? Okay? I'm shitting on him!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please don't be a good shoe, please don't be a good
shoe.
I won.
I won!
I won!
Yes!
Yes!
For your chat, anyone that used code Lacey, no deposit required.
1500-hour giveaway.
Wait, can I join it?
I can join it!
Can I beat you guys?
Who's going to win?
Me, I'm winning.
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
I'm waiting!
Oh my god
Some dude named circular
Oh my god, this guy's gonna win.
Kintix is gonna win.
Wait, Matt Shaw just won a fucking coffee maker?
Seven out of seven.
Yo, why do I have the worst luck?
Why do I have the worst luck?
Hey, congrats to y'all bro. Wait is that fidget dub? Nice bro, fidget dub just fucking won.
Fidget dub just won a thousand dollars, nice bro. Hey fidget dub, congratulations brother.
Fish it up. Congratulations, bro. Nice, dude.
In kintix and matchup.
One more please. Wait, guys, I'm not the one who did it. I'm not the one who hosted this.
One more please, do another pack job, please.
Chad, you have to sign up and use code LACI.
Well, you don't have to deposit.
Well, you guys are sitting here talking shit
when I have shit I have to win.
I'm doing a huge one right now.
Chad, I'm doing a huge one right now.
I'm doing a huge one.
Hold on, okay, okay.
All it's gonna be like
face 150 okay we'll do cause I'll do I really like this prism one 50 50
You gotta add a parking lot, you gotta add a billionaire, money tree, Travis Scott, where's
the bear brick one?
You can sell it instantly, yeah fidget, you can just sell it and get, and get, you don't
have to redeem the items. You can sell them and just withdraw the money. Okay. And now I'm
going to go big chat chat chat. I'm really risking to hear. Okay. $1,000 Rolex pack.
I think I'm going to go big here okay this is actually just getting a little crazy chat
just getting a little crazy oh fuck okay okay focus chat focus for me focus for me focus
me focus for me okay one dollar better painting than me okay we're basically even
basically even little pair of shoes. Okay.
Part of the violation could have been a car, man.
Fuck! You're up, bro. Yes, but...
Did I just win fucking Reese's Puffs?
Google the eyes?
Okay.
Rolex.
I lost.
I lost, I lost.
Oh, I have another giveaway thing.
Wait, hold on. I'm putting it in first so I can enter it. Yes, that's right. I'm greedy
Here you don't have to deposit chat you just join just join the link and maybe you'll get lucky and get in
Mystic lacy's ozempic accurate and tragic
Okay, here we go, you want of eight.
Okay.
This guy just won madden, bro.
And I get batteries.
Nothing, nothing, literally nothing.
Yeah, nice.
Did I just get balls?
What did Mystic just win?
What did Mystic just get?
I
Hope you my back
Congratulations to y'all man congratulations to y'all bro
The good news is, can I select all, select all, exchange for something worth $3,700?
I don't want a fucking AP desk clock.
That's tough, bro.
I don't want that.
Seen LeRon Puffer.
There's got to be something cool in here.
a Louis Vuitton extikashi super flat monogram pinned what's pinned
five push-ups for five day
yo yo yo okay okay i'm gonna negotiate here plus 50 gifted
Plus 50 people to check out and now watch ads.
Ooh, let me be in greedy chat.
Chat am I being greedy?
You're yellow.
10 for 100 gifted.
The lights in here, baby
Don't know what I mean
Won't you just be in there?
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh, God, we...
Fell to your smartest flock, little Valentine's Day gift?
The enclave bracelet.
Use it for yourself.
Earrings?
An LB bag?
Oh my God, it's so dumb.
I kind of want to just- where's the hunter gifted?
Did I get scammed?
Huh, nice bro.
10 push-ups.
10 push-ups.
You know how to at least, at least I'm out of another battle.
Cardi here, Rave.
20k Louis bag.
I guess I'm getting a 20k Louis bag.
Oh my goodness.
Packs around with the big
hundred gifted in a chat, man!
Thank you for the hundred gifted.
Now the question is, chat.
Do I do one huge battle?
or two mid-sized battles.
Oh, shit.
Gotta add some chrome.
Gotta add some chrome.
Do low volatility?
I like the goat pack.
The go pack is good.
Um, perfection.
Pulse is not bad.
Ooh, you get a little iPad phone, maybe?
Open your eyes.
Okay?
Fuck it, I'm going, I'm going, I'm, I'm a,
okay, okay, you know what?
I believe hot mom.
I'm doing a big one, chat.
Lavish, $2,000 pack or you could be fucking dirt.
All right.
Okay.
Blincy shirt.
Risky business.
Love this one.
All right.
Autograph.
And then I can do one more.
All right, Shat.
Here we go.
Come on.
Come on.
Here we go.
Nine, okay, nine dollars.
Give me the messy.
Go!
Fucking turf.
Airpods? Oh my god. Okay. Is that a fucking fat ass down there? I keep on a fat ass?
Give me something, man.
$25 Apple gift card?
Suitcase.
And a black hat.
I mean, I won, but at what cost?
Okay, 4,400.
Okay, Balenciaga exodidus bag, a six millimeter Miami Cuban gold chain.
Gucci Expellency, a Panini Fortnite card.
Wait, Fortnite is cards?
It's Balenci though chrome hearts ex-baccarat triple old-fashioned wait honestly what can
I get from a hoodie shorts chrome hearts bracelet what about a chain I think I just wait yeah
I think I just wait thoughts, anything Louie that I could like?
Louis Vuitton, bum bag monogram.
Jack, can y'all see me wearing this or no?
Move the torn glasses.
One thing that I could see myself actually, wait, can I get a wallet?
I did just use my wallet, but I want a guy's wallet, Chad.
I'm going to figure it out, whatever, I'm going to figure it out, I'm going to figure
it out, I'm going to figure it out.
All right, you ready, Drew?
Drew?
Drew's sleeping on the couch, Chad.
Chad, Drew's really sleeping on the couch.
Scream.
I'm hungry, Chad.
I want to go, I want to get food somewhere that I've never gone before.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry chat I want to go I want to get food somewhere that I've never gotten food at before
like like Airwan maybe it's not a bad idea Airwan's not a bad idea at all
I have to go pee, okay?
I'm going to let you guys take over the stream for the next minute while I go pee, okay?
So you guys are going to take over the stream and talk to yourselves.
So you guys are taking over the streamer, right?
You
What's going on in here?
Oh, Pedro.
He's awake now, Chad.
I really want to figure out what to do something to get, Chad.
Where do I hold on to what I have and try to get something more expensive?
Do your extra mow up.
Hold it.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll just hold it for now.
Actually, you know what?
What I'm going to get for right now is a Valenciaga Mag.
35 burpees now to the hill fuck you bitch
The Balenci exeggucci is fire now. I like this one. I like this Balenci exeggucci is
All right, do you free IRL?
You ready?
No, I don't think I can do that.
Can we ask them for promo code?
Wait, like.
But not yet.
So what y'all just watched?
We're doing that five times a month.
Not the card opening, but that segment.
So, shout out, PacTrop, I already said it
in the beginning of the stream.
I actually had fun doing that.
Well, now it's actually a lot of fun.
And I always told you guys I'm going to be
very transparent with you.
And I feel like I have been very transparent.
Like, obviously, it's an ad, they're paying me, sponsored.
It's a great sponsor, because I actually enjoy doing it.
And I said in the beginning of the stream,
and I'll say it again, they give me the money, right?
That you guys just saw, they give me the money,
but that money, if I lose it, it's gone.
If I win, I get to keep it, right?
So, always be transparent about stuff like that.
Like, so if they give me that 20,000
to perform me to use the site
and I win something for 60,000, I get to keep it.
If I lose a 20,000, I lose it, it's not mine anymore.
So, when you see me win something,
you seem to get excited?
Yeah, obviously, because I get to keep it here.
That's mine.
For the people asking about a promo code,
I didn't even know I had a promo code,
but if you use the code LACI35,
you can get a free $5 if you want.
But I'll always say, and I'll always told you guys,
do not, you know, I say it when I supposed to bet,
I say it when I do this, I save it.
all the time, unless you are already considering
any money that you have gone,
do not put any money in, do not raise your money, right?
Me, I enjoy it, and it's fun doing sports betting,
stuff like this, gambling.
So do not gamble, right?
Simple as that, do not gamble.
And yeah.
But I'm going to get fooled, I'm gonna be honest,
It's all caps. No, it's it's this. This is the this is the promo code
And I'm sure pack draw will I'm sure pack draw will be doing those free battles when we do do this on street
You know so you guys can look stuff like fidget double VIP just went a thousand dollars
Mystic one thousand dollars, so
Did you say that? Did you just say that at the end? I said it in the beginning too, dumbass.
You just probably weren't here. Okay, you ready to do it?
No, I'm not. I'm not on the phone.
Where's the phone?
Huh?
How would anyone phone this?
I don't watch so much phone.
I'm not ending Jack, I'm going to air one.
I was waiting for Drew.
Fuck you, fuck you!
How are we going to, what's the code, bro I told you on a code, it's lacy35, but you
have to sign up using code lacy if you want to redeem it, that's the thing.
I'm going to play a little bit.
Go on.
You ready?
Yeah.
Tuddon's Clirell.
But non-chat.
Wait, chat.
Also another thing that I wanted to say.
You know, there is an offer on a table
for me to do sports betting and gamble.
You know, I've always said that in the past that I probably would take one if it was right just because I do enjoy it.
You know, I do sports bet a lot and it wouldn't affect my content.
my content. Basically, what it would be would be me ending and going elsewhere for an hour
at the industry. And I'm going to be honest, like I said, always up front, always honest
with y'all. I saw something get put in front of my face that I looked at and said, damn,
my kids will never have to worry about school. My kids will never have to worry about college.
My family will never have to worry about not having a house. My kids, kids will never
have to worry about school or anything. And I don't know, I'm definitely considering,
I'm definitely considering it.
Definitely considering it because I do enjoy it, you know?
I do actually enjoy it, and I feel like as long as it's not
being shoved, I don't see a problem with it, but yeah,
again, that deal.
Like what does that even mean, bro?
time to get rich time to get a little voice
shiz imma be honest i would probably get a house
i would probably buy a house bro
i have a fucking booger in my nose
no hold on i have a booger
I know.
Deal?
Yeah, I'm probably, I'm really thinking about doing it.
I'm really thinking about doing it.
But one thing that I would always make sure
is that it wouldn't affect my actual content.
It would only enhance it if that makes sense.
So like more money to do bigger shit.
I know some people just see that money.
And they're like, okay, now I don't have to focus on anything else.
But...
Um, but...
I also...
Will say this, like I said,
always gonna be transparent, always gonna be open and honest.
honest, hold on, I have a fucking booger. In that deal that's on the table, there was
an option where, I'm not gonna say too much, I'm not gonna say too much, but there was
an option for me to take an extra chunk of money or instead have a leaderboard for
y'all so obviously I took the leaderboard for you guys but yeah I just wanted to
let y'all know that that is something I am considering but I don't know I don't
know yet I still gotta think about it and like figure figure figure it all out
because you know like I said end of streams I would be going I would be
ending in doing an extra hour somewhere else but I'm trying to figure it all out
but I will say if I do do that I'm low-key excited because I don't be so
fun at the end of streams. We ready, sir? Ready, sir? I've been waiting on you. Every day? No, not every day. Not every day. Not every day.
You ready, sir? You ready, sir?
So you pissed me off. You asked me about it.
How are we going to get there?
I don't, we can see if my car is available.
Little Florida Reddent C?
No, I don't think I do. I don't want to change my content.
The only things I would change in my day-to-day content, if I did take it, would be I would run less ads on Twitch.
Number one, and at the end of streams, I would just end in streaming extra hours.
Someone else.
Tap, but I don't got it, I always said that. I always said if I ever took a deal like that, I would run less ads on Twitch because
I don't need the extra whatever I'm getting from Twitch anymore.
I don't like the idea.
Are you?
Fuck you, bro.
Ready?
No, are you ready?
How are you going to do it?
Uh, I don't know.
We can walk, get a little exercise in.
You want to walk to Airworn?
No.
No, that would be great.
They're not the golf cart.
That's just definitely dead, bro.
Where even is a charger for this?
What is this?
Fucking supply box.
What is this?
I actually don't know.
Why is it my golf cart?
I'm steering an hot shell just in case it's something that's real social.
So fucking, what is it?
Oh, it's a light.
I have a feeling that's not our light.
Okay, is it charged?
Wait, they're spinning Shams bomb.
Wait, what's Shams bomb?
4% with the error code.
What if Shams dropped?
Wait, what?
The Clippers in 11-time All-Star James Harden are working through whether the sides can find
a deal by Thursday's NBA trade-down.
Both sides are aligned in conversation.
So James Harden wants out of...what?
What?
James Horton's leaving?
But he probably wants to stay in LA and come to the Lakers, right?
Wait, where's your car at?
I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's here though.
I don't want to sell my car yet.
Oh wait, mine's right there. Do you want to just ask if we could take it?
Ask who?
I mean, did they even start?
I don't think so.
Where are your keys?
and make the odds, maybe.
Shad, you guys realize that James Hardin came to the Lakers?
We would probably win the NBA Championship.
We had the two best defenders in the league with Luca and James Hardin.
Oh my god, that's close.
Yeah, that's close.
When are you showing yours?
Well, um, I don't know.
I think I'm gonna do the day I get back from San Francisco.
But if my bet hits, I'm also gonna get a Corvette.
Turn the golf cart off.
Don't leak Ron's new car.
No, I did not get my car.
Turn the golf cart off.
He's gonna die anyways.
This isn't the season, so still turn it off.
Why?
Because!
What about the rolls?
I told you, but maybe in the garage?
I wish I had leaked the color in my car.
No, what's the point of the surprise yet?
I think we're gonna have to.
Hold on, let's switch this to the Wi-Fi.
What the fuck?
Who's in there?
Oh
That was important
How's it going man?
I'm a very strong medicine
Fuck it's not like someone smoked a fucking weed plane down here
Don't leave Ron's car
I just gotta point it out
You already showed the whole thing.
Now, thanks a lot.
Hello?
Knock, knock.
He's pointing out the camera.
The camera's not here.
Do you have juice, please?
Yes, I do.
Can we take it to everyone?
We're back in 15 minutes.
The rolls on the back, that's the only thing we have to do.
Those rolls?
All of my rolls, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck, how do we do that?
How do we do that?
You need the wheel?
My fault.
Ro
Okay, we can just we can just uh, we didn't walk
So drew you need to make the wheel
bro what are you doing?
you're so annoying bro
why are you guys even on yet?
there's so much better
yeah
what's the interior?
it's not red that's the stock color of my car
Did they even know that?
Well, the red is the color of the paint.
People like the red?
No, they think that's what I'm rapping here.
The red is the salt color of my car.
I don't think they ever saw it red.
I got it right away.
Why are you saying L drew it's not red and black?
Yeah, the color I got nobody has that color hold on I'm switching to the back
part. Yeah, I think we'll be good we're not gonna sit in the back anyways.
Thank you.
So rainbow.
I can't even show it.
No, bro, it's not even done.
Like, what's the point?
Because, bro, what's the point?
What's the point?
I'll say what the point is.
Let me fucking you later.
Yeah, I can say that now.
I can say that now.
I'm from back in California.
I'm gonna fucking you now.
Because we're impatient.
Because it's gonna be a dumbass color.
Okay, so what color do you ask?
you guys think I got a rat if you had to guess
I'm sorry.
You are opening question marks.
I don't know what's in there.
Pink?
Why would I do rainbow or pink?
Nice cadence in the chat.
So much for your arrows.
Why not do off-white?
That would be tough. Why don't you, hear me out. Valenciaga car.
Dots?
Valenciaga rap car.
Yeah, what?
What?
It's not a good color for me.
Or I can't see the sun.
I don't know what to do with it.
Till I hear the song...
Green, nope.
I'm telling you, not a single person gets the color because it's not a popular color.
I'm gonna set it up.
It's not. No one has that color.
Like that specific one?
I'm gonna have to open it up like that.
Yeah bro, it's another...
I got a vet-wrapped car, like...
Oh, fuck, there's a person here, those things are not coming.
Alright, I'll give you guys a little hit.
Another streamer has their SUV wrapped in the same color as me.
I did it to match someone's car.
Nope, not a dad.
How is it D1?
So you copied someone. Yes, I wanted me and my friend to have matching cars.
Bro, okay, if me and Marlon have the same color wrapped car, how is that dick suck?
I don't look so cool.
Bro, I'm trolling, chat.
I'm kidding.
Nobody has the color I got.
Like, the specific...
People have something similar, but nobody has the specific color.
Wow, you've got one tone darker than Marlins, no I didn't.
It literally is nothing like Marlins.
It's nothing like anyone's.
I guess you have a one-of-one rap did I yo please tell me when I said it was one
of one when on the when did it spew from my mouth that it was a one-of-one rap
no I didn't I just said no one has it no the other people can get it they
just don't
maybe it's ugly i don't know
that means one of one oh okay then maybe yeah maybe i have a one one wrap
then maybe i do who knows
I'll give you guys a hint there's white hearts or white crosses all over it
It's just no channel the phone.
Chrome car.
No, I got...
Alright, I'm gonna spoil it for y'all.
I am the first streamer who got contacted by Chrome Hearts and they gave me a one-of-one
custom Chrome Hearts car rat.
It's they said that they've never done it before but they gave me a custom one-of-one
Chrome Hearts car rat and it's black with white crosses all over it like the Chrome
where it comes.
Alright.
Holy shit, you literally just lied to us all stream?
It's just not true.
You guys, just because you guys don't believe the truth that I tell you?
Waiting for you.
Chad, is this a pimple?
Where's the screw shaving?
Keep checking the light off of my car.
Just light again.
What is anything I light about this dream?
No, I can't let that guy fight for the side of my charity man.
That's a fucking movie, though.
Hey, what the fuck is your car?
Wait a second.
This is where you're the exact, is this not?
Not at his car.
This is not Matt Black's place?
This is literally Matt Black.
This is my car!
No, that's a gray.
Oh.
W make-a-witch. Yo, I'm not a make-a-witch.
I'm literally treated like a make-a-witch.
I'm one of the best players in that match-up.
Oh, shit, listen, what's up?
What's up, man? How are you?
Good, man. How are you?
How are you?
Pretty laggy, I'll take that out.
Oh, yeah?
There's one of them, too. It's always the 50-50.
I'm a TLA. I don't get these out of place anymore.
Looks like they're running low on food, though.
I was like, food might be a little scarce here.
What's going on there?
Should we head somewhere else?
Not by itself.
Where though?
I don't know, I'm just, I'm not, I'm cute.
Yeah, where should we go?
Get food.
What the?
Well, Burger King in and out, how to shrimp, not a hundred percent.
I'm gonna do some chicken wings.
All the sides.
What do you guys have on top of you?
All you have right here?
No, all the bottom side.
I will do...
What are you doing?
I cut it in half.
Yes, please.
I don't know where.
What would you all get if you were here?
A little combo plate, please.
How do the chicken?
I'll do the seasonal vegetables, please.
I'll do the vegetables.
Why are you yelling at us?
How do you do the rice ball?
I haven't seen it straight.
And then the mouth and shoes are on.
Oh wait, I think we're out.
Why are you yelling?
I'm not yelling at the workers.
Why is everyone so scarce?
Because it closes in 20 minutes.
Oh really?
Wow, what a play chat.
wait chat you be doing the hoop
you could grab me a blue poppy my hands are full
you could grab me a blue poppy and not call you pop pops and not call you poppy
I said, can you grab me a blue poppy?
I'm gonna get a little fruity shake.
A yellow or chocolate poppy?
I'm gonna get this one. I barely had any fruity shake.
I barely had any fruity shake.
I'm gonna get a little fruity shake.
Bro, my fucking cell.
Yeah, let's do it three jimberos.
There's only two of them, right?
I think you missed Connor.
There was only two of them.
No, three jimberos.
Yeah, there was.
There were going two.
No, there was.
There was.
There was.
Thank you.
He's a nice guy.
Are you ready to go today?
I don't know.
You going back?
Uh, not going back.
Jack, is UD actually going to who?
First and double.
First and double?
First and double.
First and double.
First and double.
First and double.
First and double.
First and double.
I
Sure
I asked you well, I know you can show you
I would broke I leaked the last four numbers
I can grab my drink
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, come on, you got my business.
I have a business.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm here to get you.
What's your business?
I'm here to pay you.
What's up, there?
You like my songs?
I'm here to get you.
Hey, let me know if you want me to help you with the studio.
I'll have to make some money.
Oh, for real?
I'm sorry.
Hey, nice to meet you, bro.
You sit right next to me.
I know about you.
People know about me in the music industry, chat.
I'm telling you, I really do his music, shit.
Why are y'all saying son?
Chat, I'm down to go hoop.
I'm down to go hoop with Yugi, but he never asked me to go.
Yugi doesn't ask me to hang out anymore, Shad.
He doesn't ask me anymore. Oh no.
He doesn't like me anymore, Shad.
First time chatter don't hang with you. He made sin of crime
Worden not get traded yet.
Chad, who do you think Worden is going to get traded for?
You got it.
Bring us.
You keep calling?
Oh! Come on!
I think you did. I think I just leaked your number.
Did I actually?
They can see that.
Yo!
Yo, are you hooping?
I want to play.
Yeah, but how long have you been hooping? I have bad news. I just leaked your number by accident.
I leaked your number by accident.
I ain't mean to you, bro.
No, it was my bad, that's not my fault, that's not what I mean by that.
Um, wait, how far are you from the house?
From the face house on the next 15.
Not the face house on the, um...
You don't want?
Yeah.
Like 15?
Or maybe even, maybe even a car.
How?
Is there a good run or no?
No
Can you show me the court you show me like the board
Chat should I go
I
I don't want to like ruin the like because like Michael like if I pull up I feel like it's gonna be on balance
No, I'm too good um
All right listen
I'ma I'ma pull up. I'ma pull up. How long you gonna be there for?
That's I'm not even gonna be there in 30 minutes
I'm not even gonna be there in 30 minutes
I have to go back to the graves I have to get shoot
Fuck man
So what if I can get there by like nine what if I can get there by like 920 or 915?
Okay, I'll touch you like no
I bet.
All right.
Peace out.
What do I do?
Realistically, I have to go back to the crib, get shoes, get a jersey, get a headband,
and then go.
Knowing you, that task has to take two minutes or try to take about ten.
But if you can make it two minutes, then you're fine, thank you.
Go now, so you guys want me to play in sandals?
Yeah, I'm not playing, I'm not hoping in sandals, ya.
What are you doing, my shoes?
What shoes you have on?
Slide shoes.
You have slide shoes?
No.
Bro, if you're really not good, you can play inside.
Alright, wait, I don't even know what's on their ass.
What is it?
Ow, I bit my leg.
They're 15 minutes away.
We can get there in five.
If you actually don't...
Look at this.
Instead of me going into the house with you
you and the camera because then you'll stall. I was just waiting in the car so you hurry up.
I have to shit too. I can even cook shit. I can even cook shit. Let's go. Come on.
Come on. We're not finished eating first. No, let's go. What?
I got you, Maria. The pork collar. I have to answer.
Yeah, the course calling gotta go.
Okay, so we're back to the house.
You're gonna stay in the car and talk to the street.
You can double up.
Yeah.
I got you, brother.
Yeah, yeah.
The course calling.
I'll leave that.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Are you guys saying
You are a moussa. What is that?
I've never even heard anybody call somebody that before.
Is that like a new word that my chud got invented?
What the fuck is a moussa?
Son's a moussa.
At first it was Chad now and he ain't called him Musaad.
Can't see.
You're showing now. Nope, you're not showing now.
Dude, awful calm.
No, it's because they don't have a light. They don't have a light.
Okay, Chad I have Chad how long do I have to run in grab grab shorts shoes and take a shit
If you want to be there with eight minutes, but what will you have to 805?
805 if you want to get there by 820 or 920. You're still 905
5 minutes max, but I got a sheet.
I'm going to see you quickly.
Oh god, I'm writing a Drew think piece right now?
I can't wait to see it in the comms, Billy.
3-3 complaint on a separate car.
Well I have bad news for all the Drew haters when I run inside and grab shoes, Drew's
They're staying in the car with the stream.
I might wear a size 2 I'll see what the vibe is.
I don't think it's too hot.
Where's the room for rent?
They're playing half court threes?
Is that worth pulling up too?
It's not even real runs.
You look completely ridiculous.
my bag now in my bag now just show us the car I'm not showing you my car no not
until it's done
so check is it even worth pulling up that a runs if they're not if they're
playing half court threes
Why is your name Lacey?
Because my dog died and my dog's name was Lacey, so I wanted to have like do it in memory
of my dog that died.
All right, what do we do because if no one is apart my car?
And then anti-con types of wide speed laugh.
Lace.
Huh?
Here we go.
Chad, do I go yes or no?
Someone?
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
I'm gonna left their car light on. You should turn it off and get out.
I'm okay. It's not my car.
I mean, that's just being a good friend.
No, I'm not going in someone else's car.
You're going in their car?
Whose car is it?
It looks like Ron's.
Oh, so what's up with it?
Oh, but if it was anyone else's, you wouldn't...
I'm not going in someone I don't know's car.
You know everyone that lives here.
There were random people in the kitchen like five, ten minutes ago.
That I had no idea who they were. I'm not going in their car.
Okay.
All right, Chad, you guys are going to be talking to Drew for five minutes while I go get shoes
and shit, okay?
Stop stalling.
Go.
Go.
I'm going to tell you.
All right.
I'm probably going to eat some food or something.
Hold on.
Let's check this battery on this back though.
It seems to be dead.
hold on let's take this battery out of this backpump
as soon as the bee is dead after we have fresh one it might leave you guys in
here I don't know let's just stop plunking it all the way. Okay, let's quit.
And then what I'm actually going to do is I'm going to put this battery in
here because I want to put a portable charger on this side.
I'm switching the ingest because he's out of room.
I'm going to put this right here for now.
Put this here.
Okay, I'm gonna take this wire, zip this up, see what we're here, can you guys even see?
There we go.
Let me see.
Let's zip this up.
There you go.
um, let me open the chat, it's probably not even on me, I don't know if she is, why are
you guys being nice to us now I'm probably gonna get a little eating segment
going not bad shout food was fucking scarce at a one they didn't have many
options but this will do but with chicken rice and mac and cheese not
bad shell. This is all you do bro. I didn't get to fish my meal you stop
Smacking your lips bro. It's good. Hmm
Stop saying ill
I'm doing ASMR bro, this is calling me hello
What
In the chat, you hear me?
Yeah.
Chad, I got a bit of a runny, shity ass right now.
Like, you know one of those shits where it's just
like infinite, continuous white thing?
I got one of those right now.
It's not good, Drew.
You enjoy that.
I'm enjoying my food.
Take your time, bro.
Wait, is the chat being nice to you?
like are they liking you or not?
They're actually saying W segment, best segment today.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, okay, just watch.
Not gonna watch my hands to cut time.
Not gonna watch my hands to cut time.
Jersey and Hyde bed?
Uh, don't know where it is at.
Any ideas, Drew?
No clue.
I don't think you have one.
I don't have one?
Probably not.
Okay.
Can you send me the address so I can start driving there?
What?
Can you send me the address so I can start driving there so we can get there?
But I can start sliding in when I'm not even in the car yet.
So we can get there quicker, you fucking idiot.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be there, dumbass.
But me and the shack are getting there.
I don't know where my headband's at bro it's or it's 905 I told you you have to
leave by 905 I know but I don't know where my head
is that well it's not gonna affect you you're still gonna score zero points and
then score at the last fucking minute and farm more out and we all know the
Oh, there's my shoes!
Hmm...
Downstairs, maybe?
Oh, do you think I'm gonna force you a point, Matt?
Yeah, not so bad, and then you're gonna score the game winner, and then be like, oh, yeah, I did that.
And, like, I actually do like this.
Oh, yes. Well, how much do I have to carry in front of the game?
Uh, a lot of money.
Well, I don't have any hooping shoes.
None in your closet?
Fuck it, where are forces? You wore forces in soccer practice, you could wear forces to...
Bro, you can't wear forces on a court, dude.
Maybe you could wear them on a field.
Yes, it's a lot different.
No, I thought it's worse. It's actually worse.
I have my shoes to wear. I found my shoes, I'm coming.
Okay, I'm coming.
You're coming?
I'm coming right now. I'm coming.
Yeah?
I'm quicker. I'm quicker.
Bro, stop, quicker!
I'll put myself on mac and cheese before it gets to the car and I'll back that out.
No! You have wasted time!
Put myself on mac and cheese for a little bit.
I was eating mac and cheese bro.
I'm not even able to play now.
I'm dead as lightning as I play now.
You fucking shot me like a cow.
Look, I need the address.
You're sure like a cow, bro.
You're an actual fucking pig.
You look like a fucking cow.
You're an actual pig.
You look like a cow.
Ironic.
You see the video of you hanging upside down?
Oh, shit.
Looked about 300 pounds.
I can't believe. I can't believe.
Why?
Whose car is that?
Someone's door hatch.
What do you think I can fit back by?
Bro, tell them to move out of the fucking driveway.
Whoever's door hatches, they're fast as they need to eat.
hold on Chad I got to put my shoes on real quick
spiky new man
spiky can I go in the drive?
move the phone
where that's driving, it just parks the car
in the middle of the driveway where no one can get out
Chad look
the road just parks in the middle of the driveway
how like what is that?
why would
I guess you were going to do some shit like that girl
what?
life so short bro i need to put my shoes on somehow bro
yeah i can i can put it up here
alright chat give me a sec
wait how can they see me
wait what the fuck
how can y'all see me right now
doesn't make sense
you're black no I'm not
Okay, shoes are on. I'll tie them when I get to the to the court.
Can you hurry up?
No, it's this fucking asshole behind me.
Are you chatting my sexy?
Yes or no?
How do I get chat on the phone?
So you have to end it, and then you
have to go into setting and type in,
Lacey, it takes about 30 seconds.
Chat?
All right shadowy here
Did you send me the address?
I did!
What did you get out of there?
You ready?
For what?
You ready?
I didn't mean we were ready to leave.
We're in the fucking car.
Yeah, we're ready to leave.
I'm finally getting back on a Corchabbie anymore.
Who?
I'm not excited for this.
How long did we get there?
Probably about 15 minutes.
Alright, not bad.
And then we have to fill out the name addresses.
So I'm gonna probably have to 30 minutes to play
Chad is it even worth going or no
Why do they close at 10 it's a gym gym should be open 24-7 for people like me who have to work all day and want to work out at night
you
you
you
you
you
You
Do you know
They did not say it was a joke
You're not getting played another two minutes I'm getting played at least 20
Chad, is the Sidemen charity match like how equal in competition level is it to the master
Bro.
Well, it's nice for him to have some problems.
Easier?
Dang, check Toby's Twitter.
He said they pranked you.
Bro, Toby would not do that.
I just checked right now. You did not say that
Yep nothing on Twitter
We're actually going to let you chat
That means, I'm not gonna lie, Chad, should I go to London before the charity match and
like spend like a week out there like training?
Wait, did they announce what day the charity match is yet?
Trainings for ride the bench bro Hardin did not get trading April 18th so what
if I went to London for a month in March or not for a month for like five days
in March. Harden did not get trading. You guys are just gonna, I'm just gonna see the exact same
thing you told me to look at 15 minutes ago bro. What? Same thing.
Just do collabs there? Yeah, I know I'm gonna go to London for like five days in March
and do collabs there probably. But I also should definitely use some football training.
You know, who just called me a lame ass? Can't say that word because I'm in a car.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, what are we doing, mother woman?
I think she came up with the with the cooking stream
What cooking the Laura likes this one? Or is it a different time?
She scammed room oh
It was her idea to do the pub thing the bar go
Was sketched out
Oh, and then she did, she did, what's it called, the one, she did man the one day on the bus to Paris.
No, that was me, I think.
Wasn't you?
I don't know.
You were in Paris for two hours.
You remember?
Yeah, that was bad.
Because we fucked up and we thought there was not a time zone difference?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then we realized what it was and we got fucked.
You really just brought her. I did not bring her. She paid for her own flight and she paid for half the Airbnb. I did not bring her.
Cap, I swear to God, the only thing she took was money from Drew because she said that Russians had her kidnapped.
No, there's no one happy there. Shut your ass up.
Oh, she didn't do the fake robbery.
That's true.
They get the phone around on the bridge, I'm embarrassed.
Yep.
Yeah, now does this child remember that shit?
See, she was helpful.
She had some decent ideas.
I guess. She wasn't bad. She knew a little bit about London, a little bit about Paris.
She made me not have to pay for half the Airbnb and she came up with a good clip idea. It seems
like fair play to me paid 3k to sleep on a couch
I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie half the time we were in London we were
literally just in the living room and just we were ordering pizza every
food there was so bad people who live in London you guys not like put like
Seasoning or like like any flavoring on your food like you guys just eat like it tastes like it's from like the 1950s
Yeah party, huh? Yo, I'm talking about me and Drew
Swing go this time, maybe she could plan some streams. Yeah
I actually don't see them, Martin.
How you doing?
Would you have a pass?
I remember I did my pass last time and they said,
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Just kind of like asking what people are there.
Of course, Colin, I got an answer.
Oh, I got it.
Isn't it close in?
Isn't it close in?
Wait, could we do my membership?
I stopped paying for it, but like...
Alright, man, can you have it like this?
Okay, deal.
We have to talk our way out of this.
I know, man.
No, uh, prison, no pun on the women in the West Coast.
No.
We're privacy.
Can you borrow it?
Are you going to speak on scene?
Alright, bet.
I do my name and all.
So we knew it was you, Dave, and then, uh, Shaggy, and the others.
And you have half an hour here and half an hour the other day.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They asked me to come, but they don't like invited me to Hooper anymore.
Because, nah, so, they say it's not fair for me to see my mom as an advantage.
Because I used to go overseas and shit, so, yeah.
Hey, I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you.
You too.
For half people believe you, bro.
Uh, look at me.
I have a Hooper mic.
Where's the gym?
Where is the core?
I have slipped my ass for shit.
Ready?
Oh, that's a mirror.
Listen, film a fat tent video while we're here.
I can be fat and you can be fat.
That's how much I'm going to be that guy, but if we film a video, he's fat and fat.
No, I want it. I literally go to the gym, bro.
I'm not fat.
The real Hooper has arrived.
Put me in coach.
Good, good. Got the players with her?
Come on, Mike.
I'm about to play a mic here. Let me know if it sounds good.
Of course you have.
I got you guys, yeah.
Let's stretch it out a little bit.
It's best if you can't get it in the garbage.
Okay, we got you.
I am, yeah, I'm family.
I'm a demon when it comes to the fitness runs
You hold it for me. I'm sure where it came off. Let me try harding
Chama little worried, bro. He seems he seems like you look like cop compared to me, bro
Fast out there. Hold this for me. I got you
You got some of the website yeah the shirt yeah, so you fun fact if you use code lacy
I check out 15% off yeah, it's a real it's a real a real fact
Yes, sir, hey nice to meet you guys. I'm gonna go get some stretches in
It's not a paid fan.
Okay Yugi, little boy city, what's the score going here?
Oh, yeah, if you can help me out, stretch it a little bit.
I appreciate that.
Just go, just go like, light.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Why are you going down?
How, how, how is this going to help me stretch?
Hey, hey, I'm getting fucked.
Hey, hey.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, no, what the fuck kind of stuff was that, bro?
The fuck, man?
Ayo! You just got strokes!
Are they good?
What's the speed on strokes?
8-8. 8-8? Okay.
Oh, shit!
In his eye? Like that? Is that Moosh?
Wait, is that Moosh?
It's 10 9
Well, I have shit in my butt
And I really got a white much. I don't know about them. I don't know about you do it in my hand or what?
Holy fuck you need looks like Troy Palamalu
I'm not the only one in a Jersey. I feel like I don't feel tired.
Straight up out of Georgia.
This is Steve's Jersey. Steve's Jersey, okay.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm really tight, Chad.
Chad, I'm really tight.
Ah, it's probably from the charity match on that running.
Shit.
Yo, is there a bathroom?
There's gotta be a bathroom somewhere, man.
There's gotta be a bathroom somewhere.
I'm really gonna wipe this shit out of my ass, man.
Cause I think I just shit and wipe way too quick is what happened.
Excuse me?
Do you remember the bathrooms at?
Thank you so much.
Oh yeah.
Chad definitely got a little dingleberry in my butt right now.
Thank you guys.
Hotknot.
Oh yeah, you can wait here.
I've got to go get this dingleberry out of my ass.
How you doing?
you
I
Can time
Yeah, it's a go bro, I just like we watch my hands a little wet right now. It's up. Yes. I promise ready
What are you looking at so sorry, ma'am?
Oh, something dude was walking around with a butt ass naked in there, a big dick.
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What happened?
Five what?
Five things.
How many is on your team?
Oh, yeah, I have five I think, man.
I think so.
I don't know how many people we have exactly, but if you want to join the next game, you're more than welcome to it.
Little warm-up, maybe?
Game's taking a couple hours.
Nice, Yugi.
There it is, Yugi.
There it is, Yugi.
Wait till I step out of my court.
Everybody's about to probably leave when I step up.
Nice, pull up to L.A. Finish to play zero games.
Let's go, bro.
Let's go, Trot.
Little spectator mode, game over, game over.
Is that game?
Is that game?
Is that game?
It's gotta be game, right?
Yugi!
Yugi!
What's score?
Fuck!
What's score?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Oh, shoot. Little bitty ball in the paint.
Okay.
Well, uh, does this guy have a left hand?
This is left-hand disabled? What's going on there?
25 minutes till closing. Yeah, I don't know, Sean.
We got Max, we got Max.
Wait, so my team is red of fire and wrath.
And so, that's my team?
Oh, no.
Oh, God! My next team is fucking close! My team is close!
Oh
We just wrapped good
What is he doing?
I know, I know, I know, that's what I gotta do.
Yeah, I'm his cousin, I'm his cousin.
I know, I know, I know, I know what I should have got to do.
All right, hold my hands here.
It's time to get out of the corner.
Hey, I'm picking you up.
Hey, I'm picking you up.
Hey, I'm picking you up.
Hey, I'm picking you up.
I'm picking you up.
Hey, you got next, you got next.
I got next, I got next.
Me?
Me, you, Raf?
Us three.
Wasn't he on the winning team?
Oh, you want to win the game?
Whatever it is, hang on a few warm-up shots and get a...
What?
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on. Come on. It's game time, baby. It's game time. It's game time.
Come on.
The warm-up shots? The warm-up shots?
Ah!
What, it seems the Nulls about to hit him, sir.
Who shot that?
Who shot that?
That's all good cuz you want to know it's bad about that I got you
Whoever's on our team whoever whoever
That's wet that's wet
That's wet that's off hold on my shoes not tight enough
Yeah, it's time for me to really show why I was born to be a Hooper all the people who don't know I
Know you probably couldn't tell from the cherry match, but football is not my main sport
It's actually basketball
Are you an art team? I
Want whoever I want whoever
Think are me that's not gonna be fun for you really that's not gonna be fun
That's not going to be fun for you. That's not going to be fun.
That's not going to be fun.
We run in it?
Where do you think you go?
to play close in 15 minutes oh no we're having a shooter on a set of play in
yeah wait let's do it you using the bathroom
You know what it is, Chad and Mike's throwing me off a little bit.
Ready? Let's do it.
Learn this. Learn this in football practice, y'all.
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got you I don't let you know how to get right up I don't play I don't play the wind I play the survive
I fear God
Good now Jesse good
No.
Look, he's a big man, bro.
What about him?
Is he good?
What an offensive, he says.
Okay, bet.
We need some...
He's not nursing.
You got the big up sweater sweater toast toast your play
You really do you really get read out you really get read out of here God off your God off your God
I am I am
Just trash
You got me on me
I need you on ass.
Hey, man, let's talk up.
He's good.
Oh, they're switching screens.
What the fuck?
Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me.
Oh, I brought the rubber on my finger.
Ah!
You did a warm up shot.
You did a warm up shot.
Oh no.
Push it.
You can push it.
I'm going to try to shoot him.
I'm going to try to shoot him.
Oh!
Oh!
5, 2, 1, go!
Ooh!
Oh!
I'm playing this fucking Joges down here, man!
It's all good, team, it's all good.
Come on.
Nice.
We have no offense.
We have no offense.
Oh, did you hear that?
Come on, I'm falling down.
Oh, yeah, nah.
Oh, yeah.
It's half and it's cut.
It's half and it's cut.
Hey, hey, we can run a bit.
We're going to run the other way.
Who's that ball? Who's that ball? Who's that ball?
Four, baby!
No more than that!
Okay.
Who's that here with your head?
I'm gonna shake some up.
Thank you!
First!
Oh no!
Oh, you connect!
Oh, that's fair.
Oh, team!
Let's start, let's start!
We are good, we are good!
All right.
Oh
Team
Starts starts
We are good
All right
Oh no. Oh no.
Nice.
No boys.
Wow.
So many.
Team!
Oh
Nice oh no, okay, okay, we're gonna disable it
That's my that's me that's me too. That's our dad. That's all your own
Hey it's not over till it's over y'all.
It's not over till it's over.
Oh
Shoot her here
It's a worst game of basketball I've ever seen in my life.
It's the worst game of basketball I've ever seen in my life.
I'm going to get on a treadmill, man.
There's no way we just got skunk, bro.
There's no way we just got fucking skunk, bro.
my son brother a lot wash that my past for his guard you saw the dime
dollars making teammates couldn't get it to go he makes couldn't get it to go
I did not just pull up to get fried bro we got to get back on a court we got
to get back on the court bro we got to get back on the court
over ten I was over three over three I did miss a layup don't be honest I did
miss a layup you didn't do shit bro they closed in five minutes no I'm trying
play I'm trying to play bro yeah I just dropped them off for sure yeah I
did I dropped them off for sure for real I really just did that I really did
What's that mean, road runners?
Oh, y'all are high.
Shaker, shaker, shaker.
Oh
Yes, hey dreads
Hey, I'll be honest bro. My team was shit. I mean, I'll be on me. I mean, I'll be on me one for a row
You saw me dishing down. I thought I had nobody on my team to help me go. I mean, I'll be on evil. No
I
Tell you a real poopy shit just had nobody on my team, bro. I have nobody to help me
That's what I think to have nobody to help me out there on offense, bro
Wait, is everybody leaving everybody. I came to play one game and get stumped. What a fucking dud
Hey team look we got one more in us. We got one more in this come on team
You got seven old bro.
That was embarrassing.
That was embarrassing.
We need a shooter on the outside.
Bro, I can shoot.
You seem to have to shoot.
You had a Tony Snail stat line.
Zero, zero, zero in zero.
Zero, zero in zero.
Yeah, y'all had two centers on your team.
Huh?
Right back.
Hey, run it back!
Hey, y'all want to run another one?
Yeah!
Oh no, no, oh no. Wait, same teams, same teams.
Same teams.
Same teams?
Same teams?
Yeah, y'all not even that good we let y'all win that one
We've let y'all win that one run it back run it back
Run it back
Bro, you didn't even want you want him on your team
Right now back run it back run it back run it back run it back
All right, let's run it. Hey, we got five minutes
Oh, there's another five already
five already. Are y'all sure about that? Put some money on the line though, like maybe like five bucks, five dollars.
We don't got time. I'm gonna be up time for another game after them.
left the box in the front of the house like in the remedy so get on his ass get
on his ass yep yeah wait so I was a five dollar game crazy
Play another game. I'd love to play another game, bro, but they got they got five.
Huh?
You're injured?
No, no, no, it's cool. It's cool.
They seem to know they got 10.
Take that Curry shit off, you don't deserve to wear that.
I guess Curry doesn't miss two shots.
He does it.
Uh, nah, we're not even on.
We're not even on.
Yeah.
Well, nah, we beat him with a rage quit and shit.
Nah, a rage quit.
We didn't lose.
So what do we do?
What do we do, Yugi?
You just sit here?
So what do we do? What do we do, Yugi?
You just sit here? To our next little bit?
It's the last game, bro.
It's the last game.
We should be out there.
You sold me wrong.
You sold my shit.
You sold my shit.
You're messing up with the past two of you right now, bro. Why haven't you?
Brother, I had crazy, I had crazy guns.
What the fuck happened? What the fuck happened, Yugi? I saw you air ball.
Brother, you air ball.
I'm not sitting here watching them play this game.
Wait, they're saying they close at 11, not 10.
We got it. We got it. Okay. We got it. We got it. We got it.
Let me get off. Let's get off. Let's get off.
Last dance. Okay.
I'm too bored. If anybody's playing, I'm on the team.
I'm not feeding this cardio. He's trash.
I have no points because Lacey scored. Genuinely.
I have nobody on my on my team to open the cord up though. Nobody can you shoot?
Yeah, what are what are you running a predict on the games not even on yet?
Are you six sevening at someone
I did not go 0-0 for 0, yeah, because my teammates, he just passed it away, I was trying to get
my team involved, but if y'all really want me to go out there and take matters into my
own hands I will. If that's what I need to do that's what I'll do.
Oh, it's gonna be a fast ball!
That was a fast ball!
Oh, that's a fast ball!
That's a fast ball.
That ball in the airball.
I didn't notice it in the video.
Steph Chubby.
You got Lacey's first shot.
You're not S?
Oh yeah!
Whoa.
OK, so it's us three.
Who's our fourth to fifth?
Um...
Bro, I need a sharpshooter on the outside. It's that simple.
You're a sharpshooter?
Go recruit people, you know, I'm not recruiting people.
I just need a couple shooters around me and I will never get them.
I'm a facilitator. I'm a facilitator. If you're open and you can hit the shot, I'll find you. That's simple.
I can almost hit the shot. That's the moment.
This guy's just got a try hard right here.
Yeah. That's the nicest thing. This is like the only thing we've seen.
Hey, you got barred in, dead ass. Let's see if you got the shorty.
Barred in.
Bro, your dude was three inches shorter than you last game, but he had the most force on the team.
was on team because I'm injured your fingers hurt no way
Bro, he's not a shooter.
What is Ark doing?
Ark?
Okay.
See, I need someone like that on the 3-point line shooting for me.
Well, I just need a shooter, like I got you on the outside, probably 1 for 15 the whole
day today from 3.
Yeah, I agree because I got the boat it's that's the only person on their team chat. Do I need a guardian?
All right, all right chat be honest. I take over this game. I might have to. I was trying to I was trying to not be a try hard
trying to not take the game into my own hands and come out here and be like a loser
but if that's what I got to do it's what I got to do
we all had zero
our team had zero
I'm not 0 for 7. I did not shoot 7. I shot 3 shots.
What's the score you know the score
That's all that I got to say.
Bro, someone's got to guard him.
Someone's got to guard that guy, bro.
He's got to be you. You can guard him.
No, you can, too.
That guy's beating you post that every time.
I could guard him on the inside,
but I'm not going to guard his jump shot, bro.
If anti-con was there, y'all would win, brother.
Anti-con's in a hut right now, dude.
That's what I feel like more than anything else.
Probably worse, Rache.
Please put me on.
I'm going to put you on.
Come on, man.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yep.
I forgot about the feet.
I'll tell you all, bet on us this game, bro.
Put your points on us, trust me.
No, we'll not regret it.
It's almost a million points on the randoms right now.
That's a good move though.
Check, calm and kill Drew.
What?
What did Drew do?
I'm really a hooper dude.
I don't even know what I'm using.
I'm using it in my mind.
Stop.
Hey, bro.
Oliver, you are trash, too.
Hey.
Okay.
I don't know.
Not a clue, honestly.
Oh, wait.
See, they're trash.
There's nobody to lose to them.
There's nobody to lose to them.
I need y'all to grow y'all gonna dying me like that
3R we got next we got next why did he smile when we said we got next
He knows his time came, bro, that's what he's running for.
Don't say that and kill him bro, we got to double kill him.
Nah, nah that's cool, don't worry, we don't drop him off, don't worry.
What's that?
I have an idea, should we play zone?
He couldn't have won a zone.
I'm down for the 2-3 zone.
That's actually not that bad.
Yeah, he's here.
Hey, y'all know how to run a zone?
Yeah, that was run a zone.
You run a 2-3 or a 1-3-1, but I think 2-3.
2-3, 2-3, 3-3, 3-3.
Chad, is that tri-running? You're gonna zone?
No, bro, we gotta win by 8.
We gotta win by 8.
Zones, fucking, get the pop offense, get the holes,
everything, bro.
Come on, come on, nah, nah, it's time for you to get off the court man, it's our time
to step on.
Son, son, son.
It's over now guys, it's over for you all now, I got bad news, I'm gonna redeem you.
Hold my phone, hold my phone.
Hello
Why you got a back bling on you play with a back
2K niggas do that
Okay
Are you ready?
Get them out of here
Get them out of here
Hey team over here over here
2-3
2-3
I'll up the top
I'm in him top
No you have to pray
He's not faster
I have a 20 CL
Whoa
Listen, us three at the bottom.
You in the middle, I'll be on the left when you be right right.
Why do you have a bottom floor?
I need you to hit shots, you can't shoot with that.
2x9, 2x9, 1x3, 2x9, 1x3, 2x9.
What is my team doing?
Don't worry about it.
Hey, drop down, Yugi, drop down, drop down.
Goppo, come on.
Hey, I need you to hit shots.
I need you to be special here.
Hey, Raph, I need you to fly.
I need you everywhere.
I need you everywhere.
Hey, Yugi, come here, come here, come here.
Did you not listen to a single thing in a team meeting?
We're playing a trick-tree zone. You're down in the middle here. I need you box it out
Run it
We're going that way y'all off here
I'm going to play in the middle.
Just go get the paint, bro.
Go in the paint and box out.
Play in the zone?
Huh?
You're getting up.
You're getting up.
You're not playing the zone, bro.
You're not playing the zone, bro.
You're not playing the zone, bro.
Come on.
Hey, see you, let's go.
Let's go.
Check up, check up.
Carry the zone.
Carry the zone.
Wait, go up, go up.
Swap sides.
Swap sides.
He's right here.
He's right here.
You got a body up.
You got a body up.
Hey, I like that.
I like that.
What's that?
Go up, go get help here, go help here.
Raph, if you can't shoot, oh shit.
You gotta help me in the middle, yes you!
Gotta help me in the middle there, you need.
Why is he coming?
Oh my.
Nice, Yugi! Nice!
You got a hell of a hit.
Like that, like that, behind your head!
What the fuck is that, UV?
You good, you good.
You got a song that happens.
I got three people bottom here right now
Not go live didn't see him there
I have a six-five Demi guy guarding me nice, bro. Okay go up all
Oh no
Hey, we got to switch to man.
We got to switch to man.
We're not getting back fast enough in the zone.
Hey, we got to switch to man.
I got blue, I got blue shirt, I got blue shirt.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey, you can get him. Pick him up. Pick him up. Pick him
Come on!
F**k this motherfucker's strongest!
Sh**!
Hey, who's our strongest?
Who's our strongest?
Are you stronger than Yugi?
You gotta guard him.
Yugi, Yugi, Yugi, guard him.
Wapo's gonna guard him to get boards.
Who's y'all ready?
Who's done it to pay?
Someone.
Okay, yeah.
Nice, bro.
Nice.
I'm going to Superman.
I'm going to Superman.
Why do I have two people?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not that good.
I'm not that good.
Fine, my guards are equal.
Yo, we gotta figure out what we're doing on defense here.
Okay, you can do that.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Nice, so nice.
You gotta cut that.
Hey, can we, you can get him, get him, get him please.
We gotta be up.
I got blue shirt.
Who has pink?
Guapo, Guapo.
It's like playing with a bunch of spads, bro.
Guapo, Guapo, you gotta guard him.
Do not let him get rebounds.
Okay, Raph, you got red shirt.
You got it right here.
You got it right here.
I got blue.
Okay, this is a good matchup.
What's going on?
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
I got your help.
I got your help.
Good D.
That's gonna be a pop.
I'm gonna get your help out here.
I'm gonna get your help out here.
You good, Ubi?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice, bro.
I'm fucking...
Watch me, watch me, watch me!
Down, down!
That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all!
Yugi!
Push your ass!
Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Oh, I thought you were cutting. That's my bad ass. I thought you were cutting.
You good? You good? You good?
What's ball? What score?
What is it?
Four three you guys got six?
In one fucking world is that six
Nice, Yugi!
What?
Oh my...
Nice, you did a good hustle. I love that. I love that, Yuki. I love that.
Oh, yeah, Yuki. Hey, we might need a score check here.
Sal, what's Shaq saying, a score?
Go, Graff go.
What are they saying?
You know what they're saying.
They're saying 4-4.
Check.
A, stream say of 5-4.
It's 5-4, it's 5-4, it's 5-4.
We can go back, we can really go back into VOD.
Nice, what's ours?
Pull that.
Come on, need that.
Fuck!
Everybody get your meds!
All right, five, four, chat.
I got to take over, chat.
I got to take over.
I got to take over.
Wall call!
Wall call, wall call, wall call, wall call!
Wall call!
Come on, you can go.
What do you like hot dads?
Oh!
Oh, my god, man.
Check it out!
Back!
That's off, fuck!
Please someone brother
Oh, there they are.
What do I got?
I'm fucking trained on green out here, bro.
Go take that.
Oh my god, my team is full-fledged.
Like, actual like, bro.
6-4, bro.
Yugi, we gotta be the offense, bro.
And I can't drive because they're just sagging off.
I'm here, I'm here.
It's a fucking 3v1 in the paint, bro.
I like it.
Seven-four. Seven-four.
Oh
We're not even say we're not even bad
Seven-four.
Seven-four.
You're gonna make some bullshit last.
Any help in the pain, maybe, Yugi?
Keep fighting Wapo. I'm trying to help as much as I can.
Thank you.
Seven six.
Oh
Thank God. Thank God.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
He said it doesn't matter. You're good, you're good.
Come on.
Come on.
What are you doing?
Come on.
What is score?
10-7.
You're good, you're good.
Oh, you got it cut!
Whoa!
That's it.
All right, we're playing football.
Yo, brother!
Fifteen, fifteen!
Trouble, Trouble, Trouble!
I'm fucking voting three people in a pair, bro!
The team gave up, man!
Come on
Just end it
You're fucking trash!
Bro, are you fucking crazy?
You're a fucking asshole!
Bring him over when I watch this.
Okay!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I see my phone fucking miserable, bro actually fucking miserable
Actually miserable
Yo, yo, he called you a bitch he called you a bitch he called you a bitch
He said take it outside
No!
Why, you fucking...
Every fucking time you touch that shit, don't do it!
Don't fuck it!
No!
He's ducking to fame!
Guapo ducking to fame!
I'm in...
Okay, I'm in...
Okay, here you are, you son of a...
Guapo, you ducking to fame?
Guapo?
Hey, you need my fucks!
I just got two pairs of clothes!
I always have something to say.
I do have a fucking fuck!
You're fucking fucking...
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
I'm not fucking kidding!
I'm not fucking kidding!
Yo, you're fucking...
Oh
Y'all both has
The way I moved the ball, I literally could not rock the rim because they had two people
who staggered the auto because they know no one on the team can make a three.
I can't do anything.
I had three points out of our six.
I really can't do anything because every time I go to the paint there's two guys there because they know
The team cannot shoot so there's no there's no able to facilitate the ball
Carrying a team out there
Now stop me to show y'all what I can actually do some
It's not really a show y'all. I can do this with teammates, bro.
You notice how they pick me about everybody?
I like that. I like this team.
Got a little bit of teammates now, people who can hit some shots maybe, hit a couple shots.
See, got a rebounder out there, pro's jumping for the fucking move.
I gotta make the winning team lose.
Oh, shit.
It's all good, y'all. It's all good, y'all. 1-0.
I'm really about to show y'all how our facility...
I'm gonna show y'all some shit. I'm like magic Johnson out here
Yeah, that's an assist right there. That's an assist. Thank you one assist added to the board. I
Like that. I like that. Give me a teammate. It's all I needed. What happened?
Wait, that point didn't count?
Okay, okay.
What are we doing here?
That's how a point guard runs it.
That's how a point guard sees the floor.
You see a mismatch, you facilitate.
Love that. Great take.
Great take, team.
It's on me, it's on me, it's on me.
Come on, let him, come on, let him.
Now, I already know y'all are putting a sudden emotes, too.
That's what we're talking about.
It's pissing me off.
I can just imagine a baby just spamming in a chat in my head right now, bro.
I can see that baby just going.
It's pissing me off.
I do this strong.
Oh, man.
That shot.
Fucking Larry Burr shot.
Hold on, now.
I like that.
I like the confidence.
Oh shit.
Give me a shot of some coffee rins.
Watch me right.
Come on.
What's four?
Like that. That's what we do.
That's what we do.
Come on!
I'm bored!
He's shot.
Alright bro.
Kiss him.
He's got a shooter, he's got a shooter.
Nice.
Yeah!
Good job!
Good work!
Good job!
Hey, hey, hey!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
See you!
Good job!
Yeah!
Good job!
If you are going to do it, you have to do it on the left side.
Take.
2-0
I don't know what to do
3,5,6
someone's open or swarming
what a fuckers old pui bro
I like that.
Three ball.
Now we're shooting on him.
She can't even work.
One more.
Woo!
Oh, I got Carl Lacken.
I got Carl Washington.
I got Carl Lacken.
Oh, I got Karl Lacken.
Karl Washington.
Oh.
Ah
Okay, I need to rebound one way or another.
Play defense.
Screw you left hand, you're out.
Good knee.
Oh
What happened?
I didn't know what you said.
What happened?
I didn't know what you said.
Huh?
Pink slip?
Pink slip?
Hell nah.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm fucking with you.
Yeah, let's...
You said some of the pinks there?
A tank!
What score?
What score?
You going to 13?
I'm not gonna lie, I want to pull it.
Are you good?
Take care.
Take care.
15?
Alright
Down low down low
Oh fuck!
He's coming, he's coming!
I
Put trouble
Shall we
I'm going to play, play, play!
I'm going to play, play, play!
First game?
The curse, bro. The curse, bro. The curse.
You good, man. You good, bro. You sold.
The lacy curse.
Huh? No, I don't know. That's not even English, bro.
And I'm out of the easy curse, bro, bro, y'all realize that game I went, oh
Thank you, man. Appreciate you don't realize I went one for two. It had like three assists that game, bro
The dude in the red shirt was over fucking 10, but somehow it's Lacy fault. Nice. Yeah. Yeah
I'm just a good player.
Y'all can't accept the fact that my game, when you really style my game after someone,
it probably resembles Steve Nash, probably like Steve Nash.
Oh my god, it's actually a great comparison.
Or Magic Johnson.
Or Magic Johnson.
off like
what's going on here
what happened
I don't know
you just threw a shot at me
were you there
I don't know
thank you guys
bye
thank you
bye
you can't score for shit
I mean I wasn't really trying to score that game
I didn't really touch the ball much exactly and when I did
I just pass it to the open man because that's how basketball is supposed to be played.
Not a pass to the open man if that's the right play.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
And the last emotion
James Harden no way no way shams bomb
Clippers and James Harden are working on finding a trade by 30
day's deadline with the Cleveland Cavaliers as one of the team's expressing interest.
Doesn't make him a contender. I'm trying to be that guy. It's true. Yo, a death. Thank you for
I don't know if it's official or unofficial
If you're here from the flop just want to let y'all know you just missed
an hour and a half of me fucking putting belt to ass at planet fitness
Game's run a 15 I average about 10 a game absolute belt to ass on these people at planet fitness, so
Apparently, we missed that also.
What do you mean?
You guys were watching.
I'm getting a phone call.
Hold on.
Are you sure it's Andrew?
Hello?
Who's this?
JJ Redick?
Hello?
Who's this?
JJ Redick.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
JJ reddit?
10 day for the Lakers
Honestly, I'll think about it. Let me sleep on it. I've been really on my stream grind, but um, and I'm not fully healed yet
You gotta get surgery on my ACL
But I'll think about it 10 different Lakers
All right, coach
Howdy, how can you even look at yourself in that camera?
I can't wait so I'll play an actual game sometime bro I genuinely cannot wait until y'all
see me fully locked in an actual game sometime or it actually means something like a creator
V-Burge, charity pass, pass buggy,
and I go out there and drop the 30,
I cannot wait for it.
Drew's such a bad driver.
I know, Snowy.
You can't see me driving.
I mean, I'm a bad driver.
Just read what Snowy said.
No, Snowy said, take some.
He used to be such like a nice little kid
like to be in the comms.
All good morning, dogs, good morning, stable.
Now, because of the right Drew,
I'll take the ride.
That's what I mean.
what's the upcoming schedule I don't know to be honest because I might slow down on
the streaming if looks on who dreams
I
Lo true hate farming a kid
Katars basketball next year. I know I'm so excited for that. I
Just really hope I'm fully healed by then
Okay, wait chat if I get my surgery in
In in June
If I get my surgery in June
How long it's on fully healed
Eight months nine months honestly, I feel like
Like with my athleticism and my genes, I feel like I can try to do five or six.
The only thing that's going to be hard is me sticking to going to physical therapy every
day.
But that shit's just not happening.
I wonder if you have a physical therapist come to the house every night.
They're probably stupid expensive, but then like, you can always do it and not be lazy and that's all.
Like, what about you?
You know what I mean?
Also, I think that we're gonna want excuses to leave the house.
Yeah, why did I just say so much? I said, who do you think you are?
What do you mean who do I think I am?
Y'all really? Okay.
All jokes aside, like...
being fully real like don't troll you guys do realize how like how actually
crazy and wild it is that it's humanly possible for me to move the way I do on
a tour ACL like you guys do realize how strong and athletic I have to be to do
this like this is not like a joke kind of thing and I'm being so serious I'm
I might have been getting her by trolling.
No you're not. Yes I am.
It's insane for me to be able to move the way I came with the 20C out.
Okay, I don't know. Let's just take out everything from the car.
Where's your mic please?
No shit, you were 900 pounds when you tore it.
Wait, do you guys think that's actually what it was?
Because I was 100 pounds heavier when I tore it?
What if I just don't even need it?
I'm going to put your mic on, okay.
You're slower than molasses.
Okay!
Do I actually look slow out on the court?
I feel like I'm lowkey, I feel like I was lowkey moving quick today.
Some moves I had, like some of my in and outs, I really look slow out there.
Like, don't troll, be serious.
You look like you're in mud. Yeah, do you know how fast I would be if I didn't have a 20 cell
You know how quick on my feet I would be
Like when I used to who I
Mean yeah, I was a point. I played point car my whole life
But I was like always fast before I came late
I was like really fast and I played wide receiver in off in football in eighth grade
But when I when I gained weight I slowed down obviously, but even for how athletic I am for
For when I was big and for my weight now you just know that if I was 160
I'm gonna be fast as fuck with no injuries. That's just the fact. You all see how athletic I truly am
And you guys are gonna say I'm in your little troll shit, but I'm just being I'm just being a real
Like right now
You think you're faster than me?
With like a fully healthy knee?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No way.
I was quick.
I wish I had old videos of me like playing football and basketball.
There's definitely someone definitely has them.
In eighth grade, I thought you were quick as fuck when you were not so fast.
I wasn't faster than my school.
Yeah, but when you were in eighth grade, you were still a little faster.
No, I wasn't a fast guy in my school.
There was one kid named Jaylin.
He was fast.
He was the only black guy in my school.
He was a fast guy, everybody.
His name was Jaylin Carter.
I was a little bit too young to be on a private class.
I was a little late.
I was a little late.
Yeah.
What do you do?
Oh God, my 40-yard dash time with my ACL injury?
five six seconds with my injury by the way if I would did not have a torn ACL
what is this pieces me off he genuinely believes the shit he says I'm gonna be
honest I need more people like messy in the column messy what's your twitch
name messy what's your twitch name I might need to VIP you bro I see you
typing the calm every day I kind of needed I kind of need to VIP you just
VIP anyone bro even when I'm live he's typing in a column when I'm not live
He's typing in the calm like when I'm streaming and I open the calm I always see messy tweets and shit. I
Do it too. Well, yes. No, you're ma what a loser
Okay, does he even type in a chat I've never seen him type before
Do you ever get tired of lying to yourself in nine months recovery because you are rich
and very athletic?
Just stick to golf.
Two years you've been saying this, no accountability, Lacey.
If Lacey can't score against these guys, he's got to retire.
Bro, showed up and he got banned.
No, can you like change your name?
Miguel
Of course, it's Miguel bro. Can you change your name to messy so I know it's yours some shit now go through mods and VIPs, okay?
What VIPs are inactive?
Save my name right now, Miguel.
Is that not how you say it?
It's Miguel, Miguel, maybe, Miguel?
Is Bars 5 still active in the com?
Or in the chat?
I swear I never see him.
Slash user Bars 5.
only 67 we did it wide-speed left we did it we did it okay he's here every day
fares he's here every day okay um ankle yes salary for Karina hasn't been
okay I'm gonna take away Karina's molehead's Karina but like I don't really see the type of the chat you know what I mean you have a verified badge you have a type of the chat I'll see your message for sure
curiosity, yes, dumb boss killer. I definitely see him.
Low key. He doesn't be typing that much.
Is this a demotion?
Oh, yeah, well my food for sure. I didn't eat
The boss
Unfortunately, I think your time as a VIP
You can keep editor, you can keep editor, but he's very tight, he doesn't need VIP,
I can go to someone else. Drew's so retarded. All right, Dan. Yo, does Dan still come in
Yeah, it's okay.
The, um, decorates...
I think Snobby's getting into that.
Dekker it's got banned. Wait, when does Dekker get back?
He got perma banned?
Damn. Is Dysnot active?
I know ding-dong is, I know dive is, is Clapperoony?
Clapper is active Jack when you know I am gonna I'm not snowy
Fidget Dobb, Foodie, Gilbert, Hey, why are you DJing?
I mean, yeah, pretty active to me.
Oh god, Russell is Colby active yet or no?
I feel like he is.
I see Colby in the call.
Oh, I think Colby moved.
No, you don't have him.
Colby got banned from the old call and then he started writing hate think pieces on me
in M3.
Yo Tim Bindexer the big sweaty gifted.
Colby got banned from the column and then he just, I remember seeing like him pop him
my four UK's running like a bunch of hate, hate threads it out me at M3. It's money man.
Is money man still active? Money man's so OG though. Slash, user, user.
It's the money man.
Money man's been following me for three years.
He's a 35 months sub, and he's still here pretty often.
I gotta keep his VIP.
Jason, Shaden's, yes.
Is there any names that you guys see that are inactive?
Oh, the boys in Darlan, why are you saying your own name?
Master bait?
Bro, I see master bait here all the time.
We'll be honest, there's really, there's really, okay, rage is in type and chat, Yu-Gi doesn't
type and chat, they all have check marks.
Cookie, what about wiry?
Is wiry?
No.
Can y'all just, Trader powder is in type and chat.
Oh, now it's time to exit.
It's fine, finished in time to take it.
Okay, so is there anybody here that you guys see
that isn't active?
No, not Marlon.
Chats.
The mods pin any of my friends that type in the chat anyways, they don't need the icon.
A hundred chats a month for Kish.
But Kish is so OG, bro.
Kish is like insanely OG.
Kish has been following me since 2022.
Kish was one of my first viewers. I'm not taking this as a VIP.
Anti-con, is there anyone else?
I want to give VIP to one more person that I always see typing in the column.
Yep.
Should I give VIP a thug band chat?
Why are y'all saying, oh no, no.
I know that's love handles, Shat.
Yo, love handles, why don't you just go back to love handles?
We all know that Thugnaedas love handles, bro.
You're not fooling anybody.
Holy shit.
Who else do I see typing in comma a lot?
That should get VIP.
I see so many people saying me and I've never seen your name.
and only types when he knows I'm looking, that's the problem.
Messy types all the time.
Scenotypes here and there, I recognize that name.
And there's a Stugs Dan posting a picture of Eddie.
Refresh see if you recognize anybody yeah, but all you guys are just going to type now
because you know I'm looking Steve okay beast I only see you in chat but I never see you
and calm. No, flex. No, flex is in calm. There's thug stand putting the cotton. Your
Love handles like not a bad show Tim in puts a fucking baby
Ceno's good. Yeah, but it's Ceno in chat a lot. I feel like Ceno's not really in chat
VIP dark one. I'm gonna be honest dark wands actually the goat
Look, Darkwann, the last tweet was December. Ever since Drew got his BMW, he seems to think
he's above doing his job, bad pants, talking too much, thinking he gave a sign with the
content. As many asked for a raise, genuinely sick of him. Signed him to make a change at
Karen and assisted him, like if you agree.
A great band are involved.
A darkwann tweet. I just saw Lacey in person for the first time in a mirror. He's
so fucking good looking in person and his oral was unmatched.
Lacey didn't ask to look at skinny.
I know he's been sticking to his diet and not eating bad,
probably in a gym every day, releasing stress as well.
Good shit, King.
Like this is someone I actually fuck with.
Listen, I'm gonna keep an eye out when to call him.
Cause like the first person that came to mind
when I thought he was doing some of the VIP was messy
because he types every day in the Twitter com
and I see him, I don't see him that much in chat
but now I know his name in chat.
Yo, Beast JJ, shut up, bro.
Yeah, cause he's a loser.
Wait, you guys think Messi's a loser?
Now do the mods?
Do I need to un-mod anybody?
I'm not going to lie JD actually doesn't do shit.
Royal thanks for the two gifted.
All he does is spend question marks whenever his name's brought up.
literally all JD does. He doesn't post updates. He fucking plays FIFA all day and
eats tacos. And for he does.
It's because he has to hide.
I didn't get that at first.
That's fucked up.
I
Mean mods you guys should be able to look at this and tell me what mods don't do anything
Like I'm gonna be honest just be honest. I've never seen Papa green type and chat in my life
I'm just keeping it real who is Papa green
Who is Papa Green?
Have you all ever seen Papa Green type in chat?
Flash user, Papa, Papa, where'd they go, Papa Green.
Really?
Interesting. Okay. He always types. He's always here. Okay. I don't know why Rug has mod.
Scorpi? Does Scorpi even mod?
He types in chat, I'll see it, no matter what.
Wait, isn't there a new role like business manager, where I can give someone a role and
they can see my revenue, who wants it?
So you guys think I'm going to give you access to my revenue and give you access to change
my payout information on my Twitch.
Yes, I won't leak, okay.
All right, I'm going to go through the mods and you guys tell me yes or no.
I rule.
Keep.
OK.
Air brand back.
Why are you guys wide-speed laughing?
So, Bob?
Um, Alex?
No, he's never here, damn, rest in peace, Alex, bro.
I call him lead moderator, Pepsi.
Does Pepsi still need mod?
I keep it for the fashion.
Levitron.
Dude, this is a crazy tape, but Levitron Loki doesn't watch the streams anymore.
There you go.
I think, I think, let us on Loki got a life, Jack.
Why?
He's literally day one.
I know, but like, we're talking about mod here.
I can give blood VIP.
Well, he's day one.
He got a girlfriend so Levitron got a girlfriend and disappeared after some of them
Yo, it's icon. Are you fucking jealous?
Maybe you got a boyfriend.
Yo!
I appreciate the five gifted, bro.
Thank the five, dude.
Yo, the LFT, thanks for the five gifted as well.
Damn, look, he left.
All right, what about Blitz?
What about Brandon?
What about?
He's the reason you hit 100k.
Retweet.
Yo, Timman, thanks for 1000 bits.
I type in com all the time when you're not live.
Are you crazy son?
no omni sign bro I don't like that
hold on if I remove one more mod maybe I'll give Timban mod
I'm not going to lie, how come when I'm going over rules, all of a sudden people want to
start getting subs?
I'm noticing that.
I'm noticing that.
When I'm talking about giving out mods and VIPs, all of a sudden motherfuckers want
I'm out the woodwork to start gifting five and 10 giftings.
All right.
Clicks does not need mod, bro.
Clicks, you've been demoted for mod.
You're verified.
If I see you, if you type a message, I'll see it.
Elle ungrateful, bro.
Do you think Lix has ever typed a mod application in my stream?
Or a mod thing?
The IP, I can get close to the IP.
Arale with 1,000 bits.
Can we do a 100-caliz-eating challenge for a stream?
Drew Wall, Michael Light, Drew actually does mean nothing.
I have lots of mobs.
What?
What is it?
What is that?
Oh, I know what that is.
Wait.
Wait, bring a measure?
It's Lacey.
My parent sent this to me.
Y'all.
I think this was the day she died, Jack, like the day before.
I got to put this in my new room where I'm going to move.
you gift. I gotta hang that up. Where are we moving though? I don't know, bro. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know. Because the last clip I saw Ron said, if he's not moving,
if we're not moving to OC, he's just gonna get a place by himself.
But like, I would move to OC if everybody wanted to,
but it's just so, I don't know.
Like, I feel like OC is basically LA, but no content.
Like, we're at, you wreak all the negatives
being in California but you're not in LA. Like we're gonna go to the beach for the first two weeks.
Anything LA related to an hour and a half away.
I don't know. I would do it if everybody wanted to do it but it just seems it seems done and then
And then I also would be an hour and a half away from Darla, and she just moved.
Marlin's house that he has would be an hour and a half away.
Tell her to move with you.
I can't ask her to break her lease.
Everyone else just employed you as Darla and a half away.
If you had Drew's an hour and a half away then.
Everybody's literally, everybody would have to just move.
Yeah, they can get apartments out there.
Yeah, but it's not that simple, Chad.
You all got to realize, like, if Darla wants to get out of her lease,
she would have to pay, like, 15K to break her lease.
I can't just ask her to do that.
Drew, you could probably move, right?
I think we can move whenever I want.
Yeah, Drew can move whenever he wants.
35K?
Wait, are you going to Charlotte?
Move.
Tonight?
I don't know, maybe.
Lays would also move.
I don't know, let's figure it out.
I think somewhere in the middle of OC and LA would be better like like like a Calabasas or
What's in the middle of OC and LA?
No, I don't mean in the middle map wise
I mean like like that's in like the middle of like like houses if that makes sense. You don't know what I'm talking about
Like, you have LA, which is city, downtown, buildings, blah, blah, blah.
You have OC, which is more like homey, private, and then you have like Calabasas, it's like
in the middle.
It's all Calabasas, like 30 minutes from the city.
You've been in a chamber?
What?
I'm good at putting hearts.
I'm good at putting hearts.
draw a heart where the law you put it an artist wait where's OC chat
down, like down here, right, and this is so far, but at this point, why do you even stay
I don't know. I just saw maybe maybe you're almost trolling. I just saw a clip. Chaddy I don't know what I'm talking about.
Ron was like, if the guys don't want to move to OC, he would just get a big place by himself there.
I'm not sure what I'm saying, but I'm not sure what I'm saying, but I'm not sure what
It's bright cuz Boba was there I
Don't think she does didn't she move
LA's too expensive brah oh see is the same
O.C. is literally all the same prices, the same everything as L.A. except less content
in an hour and a half away from everything.
Not even switching up all of a sudden.
Like I said, if everybody was like,
Yes, let's move to OC, we all wanna move there.
I would do it.
If I had to.
Is it what I want to?
No, but if it was like a thing where it was like,
here's the clip.
If it was a thing where we had to.
To be honest with you, we talked off camera,
I wouldn't seem to get to live together after this week,
but we're gonna see who really wants to live
with each other, chat after this.
It's facts.
It's not being a cover,
I'll live with the guys, but I personally will not live at a house in LA.
They want to live in LA, I'll stay here, and I'm going to get a house in a large town here.
You know her?
Yeah, she's a child.
No, we were talking about all she made, everyone said, hey, do it.
She said, hey, do it.
Face them.
We're going to try to convince people, not just one, but a lot of people want them.
Wait, so he's basically saying he would live in Orange County and then drive an hour to
stream every day at the house?
Not every day.
I don't get what you mean about being content in LA, you sit at home.
It's just a fact of like, you gotta think about,
and I'm not talking about everyday content,
I'm just talking more about
like events and
like collabs.
Like if I wanted to go today,
like today for example,
if I wanted to go play basketball with OSCS,
there is no more doing that.
If I wanted to go to UCLA and play football with the soccer team or with the football
team there, there is no more doing that.
If I wanted to go to the Kid Leroy album release party, there is no more doing that.
If I wanted to go to, you know what I'm saying?
Stuff like that.
I can't think of exact things in my head.
in my head, but like, you can drive for that?
Yeah, but it's an hour and a half.
Like I said, I'm not against OC.
If everybody else was dead set and was like,
yeah, we wanna go to OC and get a house,
I would be like, okay, that's fine, and I would do it.
Like, it's not like a thing where I'm like completely against it.
I just, I don't see the, I don't see the benefit of it, if that makes sense.
I also feel like, nah, that's actually a bad excuse.
I live in OC and getting to LA is actual hell.
Oh no, I know.
You know how many streams I've wanted to go to OC
to do a couple streams a few times
and it's just like, I look at my Mac,
it's like an hour 45 and I'm like, I'm not doing that.
That's the same thing you want to see in video.
It's just ass.
Anything at OC, can you guys think of any examples
of what I'm talking about?
Like examples of things that we do in LA or we've done in LA.
I know it's not every day, but that random shape that happens randomly every once in a
while, like going to the car shop.
That's a good example.
one, not really air one, I'm sure there's an air one or something like that, no, see.
Like that random day where I went to the Woolies listening party, that's a good example of what I think of.
The one day where Ron randomly went to the Lakers game.
The times where me and Marlin randomly pop out to Universal and go to the city walk.
I think there's a lot of frozen Collins.
I don't know, but like I said, if it was a thing where all the guys were like, we want
to move to OC, and even if I didn't necessarily want to, and it was like, what's the word?
Not un-coordinated.
What's the word I'm looking for?
Inconvenient.
And it was still inconvenient.
I would do it.
But I'm going to be honest, we have to fuck in, we're woke, you've got to find where.
Where is Calabasas, chat?
I don't even know what that means, west.
Is there a compass somewhere?
It's like over here.
Is that far?
Not really, right?
Not really, right?
Sherman Oaks and Sino.
Calabasas is the same drug as OC.
Right now from here to Calabasas is 20 minutes.
from here to Orange County right now is 52 minutes.
52 minutes is not bad.
From here to Orange County in the middle of the day,
Let's see, it would be, so like let's say we're at the house, right?
And we wanted to come do something in LA in the middle of the day.
An hour and 52 minutes.
Okay, hold on, let me check Calabasas middle of the day, still 37 minutes, it's still far.
That's what PJs are for, so y'all want us to get a PJ.
This is so stressful, bro, it's so fucking stressful, bro.
What even?
When do you only do the out of this house?
I have no idea.
It fucking changes every single day.
Literally every single day it changes.
We're just told a different thing every day.
Last I heard, we have time.
Oh, no, bro.
I don't know. I don't know.
So are y'all evicted or not?
You're not evicted, no.
Because evicted means like they tell you to get out, right?
Yeah
Yeah, no, it's
I mean one day it's like hey, we need you out by this day and on the next day
It's you guys have to stay and finish up the lease. We just it's it's all over the fucking place to be honest
There's Orange County have nice houses.
I'm really...
Oh, this one's nice actually.
Oh, you guys can't see my fault.
Like these ones on the water
aren't just so expensive because they're not on the water.
High bedroom.
They want to be Newport something?
What is that?
What is there to do in Newport?
The beach.
I feel like O.C. is a place you go to chill, like settle down to start a family.
That's the vibes this has given.
I don't know, ma'am.
I don't know.
We go with the mod segment.
I got rid of all the mods.
Sunny, the sunny mod.
He helps me have big streams.
What about fair?
He's good.
Okay.
What about havoc?
Is havoc still on?
Is this Havoc still on?
Okay, the rest of the piece is Havoc, so another OG Dan and Bra.
I'll give him VIP.
J-Burse, yeah, Jacob, yeah, JD, fuck you.
Jibba, yeah, does Kirchich?
Kirchich only watches Ron.
I'm going to go to the next slide.
He's still here a good amount, sorry I was saying Nemo-Sun.
I feel like Lydell and Mimo were in the same boat here.
These are Lydell's logs in Pokemage Chat.
What?
Why are y'all sending logs and poke memes chat for Lydell?
And why is it not loading?
Bro got saved.
from what? It means he didn't send the message there? Okay. Why are you sending me? Okay,
So is Lydell, is he here or not?
I feel like probably not, right?
But he's in logs?
It's not loading.
Not working.
So should I remove his mod?
Yes or no?
Damn, he's really that inactive?
Okay, what about Moeke?
show that jay just sent me a link let me bust a fatty nut in that creamy cat girlie show
show moves, show moves, show moves.
You know, what are y'all sending me, bro?
What the fuck?
You think that is not the shot, dude?
That's not the shot.
Freaky little dude.
Remod him now.
All right, what about Moeke, yes or no?
Who is Moeke?
I don't think I've ever seen Moeke in chat.
That's your YouTube guy?
No, that's Mikey.
Oh, that's his twitch? Okay. Okay, what about Nemo?
When I'm called upon, I am here.
I'll spare him for now.
Papa Green. Who the fuck is Pipo?
Oh, people, oh, who is punctualized?
Is he even here?
No, okay, he's gone
Scorpi L2
He's just like a little twit like you know like in high school when you had those girls
who like she was just moving around the school and just sucking everyone's cock that's like
Scorpy on twitch
Like back in high school there was always that one girl who was just one party sucking a cock another party sucking another cock
Third party suck in a whole different cock. That's literally scorpy on twitch chats
He's a group yes
So, do I keep Scorpi as mod?
Does he, is he even active?
W Stream Peace.
You're a cute fat marshmallow.
You're a cute fat marshmallow.
Marlin still mobs.
Not going to lie, he's pretty active.
I don't know how he types in fucking four chats at once, but he's pretty active.
Sleek, where I did ask, lost Sleek.
I literally lost Sleek, Chad.
Sleek was a god mod, and Sleek helped me with my toolkit, and he got fucking poached
by Marlin. Is it time for Slick to go? Slick's been a model of me for so long, dude.
He's still helpful yes, but like brawl, but shall you all understand this is like this is like this like
Like Slake is getting the scorpion level streets, bro Slake is low-key looking like he's sort of streets
Slake, do you still help with the toolkit at all?
It is a moderator in 74 channels on Twitch.
JDXmon is a moderator in 17.
Yeah, someone do Scorpi.
Someone do Scorpi.
Scorpi is a moderator in 132.
At JDXmon.
Yo, Scorpi, Scorpi, that is bad, bro.
You're actually a slut.
I'll keep it like, snowy, he's good.
Strangerdale is Strangerdale good?
All right, I'm gonna add a new mod.
Is this Timbin?
Timbin 7. Is this it?
I'm always here, touchdown stealers.
Classic losing to Marlin, what's new?
Okay, we got the new mod, we got one new VIP, I'm going to keep an eye out for people
work in the chat every day and type it in the comment every day all right
which I'm probably going to get off tomorrow's the third.
I don't know if I'm leaving tomorrow.
Do I want to see it in front or not?
I have no idea if I leave tomorrow.
I don't know if I do.
So, for the next few days, well let me check, I need to see if I got texted about it.
For the next few days, I'm going to be tomorrow, I think I'm still going to be here.
And then on the fourth, I leave to go to San Francisco.
I'm going to be in San Francisco from the fifth, I'm going to be there the fifth, the sixth, the seventh, the eighth.
And we have a few Super Bowl events we're going to go to that I'm going to be streaming, hopefully linking up with NFL players.
players. I'm going to be doing a stream of sketch out there when me and sketch are going
to an event and then I think we're going to bar hop. And then after that, after I think
I'm going to stream maybe with Yana out there, I'm pretty sure. And then we also have the
Super Bowl watch party. So I'm going to be doing instead of going to the game
I'm going to be doing a watch party for the Super Bowl placing a big ass back on the game.
Um, let me think what else what else what else what else what else what I gotta be
I gotta be, I'll explain in a second, I gotta be, but I'm at an end, what do you say?
All right, get drew off my screen.
But now, I'll be live tomorrow doing something in LA.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
I'm gonna figure it out.
Then we're in San Fran for the Super Bowl, okay?
And then we come back after the Super Bowl
and if all goes well, I will be buying a new car.
If my Super Bowl, that hits, I'm gonna take the money out
and I'm gonna buy a brand,
I'm literally gonna buy a new car in cash.
So that'll be cool if my bet hits.
And then I'm trying to think what's after that.
After that, we have All Star Weekend,
Navy Travel Stream.
I kind of already leaked where we might be going,
but we're gonna aim to,
it's not locked or set in yet,
but I do wanna go to South Africa in February.
And then after that, some other shit that's kind of surprised.
And then we're going to be fully focused on going to London
for the side maturity match because we did get invited today.
We did get invited.
But hey, listen, I'm going to write him chat.
Shale, I see.
I'm just giving you a sec.
But yeah, naturally, we got for the upcoming week.
We got Super Bowl.
Super Bowl week. There'll be a lot of fun a lot of athletes NFL stuff
The walk party
But W's streaming a chat if you guys want to join the Twitter calm
Make sure to join it. I just DM a mod in Twitter calm to get accepted or put like thugs in your bio or something
So when I scroll through and see it I can accept you and no
If you're not active you'll get kicked. Well, you doing a purge soon. Yeah, I love y'all W stream
And I'm gonna be live again tomorrow
I just put a bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she wanna tinge him she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention she was mine before she yo
She gon' nicked a poochie like she cake
All we do is fuck you gon' beat you
I know some young dog dogs and they like to see the sun
She just want them pop a pill and go to space
I drew gravity above the stars, going to Mars when I flow
Can't be tripping out that money, baby, let a nigga go
Gotta get used to this type of service, traveling through the back door
I just put a big chun about another nigga home
When you bring your thot friends, you let everybody know
When you sing to not friends, you let everybody go
Baby girl, hop in, we're going everywhere, bro
Like we always do with this, she gon' get the cookie for promote.