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02-03-2026 · 9h 32m
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Yo mods VIP's I'm gonna remove all your shit. That's worth a bra about to work to brown about to
It works a barrel about you, bro.
Anyways, if you hear off the note, you drop a sub in the chat, or drop, take the red in the chat.
We're wearing with the 13 months.
Lena Fino with the 3 months.
You're watching with the 8 months.
I know with the 6 months.
Mark Kino with the 8 months.
What's up, Voxy, Al, Moisey, Jaden, DigiGum.
I want to see all the first-time chatters in the stream, bro. I want to see all the first-time chatters if you never type before I want to see you type in the
Right now all the first-time chatters. We have one of the first times. What are the first-time chatter look like? It's purple
67 sad is the first-time chatter. Oh
My god
W. Nicks with a big hundred bomb off the rip.
Dys Nox, thank you for a big five gifted, bro.
We are paid.
Feel me?
We're paid.
Guys, you're scaring away the first time, chatters.
No, I'm not.
What's up, Mr. Savage008?
How you doing, bro?
What's up? Okay, JR Dexa, first time chatterer, said you're fat. Okay. We got Bray with the
first time chatter, Jay Fast, just said I have fat titties. Okay, a bunch of haters
in the first time chatterers, apparently. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up? I thought I was going to go live a lot later today, but I am live pretty early.
W Lacey in the chat. Knock a lie, Lacey. You actually look mad good in red. Thank you,
Thank you. I appreciate you just saying I look good right, dude.
Son, what are you wearing?
Son, what is that shirt?
Yo, what is, yo, y'all just hate on literally anything and everything.
What is wrong with this shirt?
What is wrong with this shirt?
That shirt is fire. It's not even that. It's not the vet. This is Balenci. This is Balenci.
This is Balenciaga girl. Got that new move that yo, yo, what? Yo, this shirt is top. You
You know what you guys gonna fuck with this?
Come on, this shit is kind of cob.
It's just a red shirt and then it has a disc on it
and the disc says, to my love, happy Valentine.
And it's Balenci, it's Balenci, bruh.
Yo, yo, you guys are haters.
You look amazing, Lacey.
I became gay when I see you, all right?
Okay, a little interesting message there.
How much did this cost?
I don't know how much the shirt is.
Let me see.
Red Balenciaga shirt with Valentine CD on it.
Okay.
DM for pricing. See, this is a rare piece. This is a rare piece that y'all can't even
be, y'all can't even really find anymore. It's part of the 2024 Valentine's Day capsule
collection. This shit is rare. Okay, a little thousand dollars. Thousand one hundred dollars,
Here we go. 700 all. Okay, it's about 800 bucks. What did I just download?
How do I delete whatever I just downloaded? How do I delete it? How do I delete it? How
do I delete it?
You're done for?
Check files.
I can't believe it.
What is this?
Okay.
Someone's playing this shit on my computer, bro.
Someone's playing this shit on my computer, bro.
Like...
Yo, why are y'all staying caught in A.M.?
Yo, I swear on my life, I do not know why that's on my computer.
I do not know why that's on my computer.
on my computer. I do not know why that's on my computer.
Cap, I don't, brother, okay.
I don't know half the images on my computer.
I don't know what this one is either.
Low waves on my computer, okay.
Waves with the sunset.
I'm scared to click on shit hold on okay fortnight $10,000 wager okay images to
hold on we click this one real quick okay we got a picture of a sexy guy
open your notepad deglobed open notepad
There's nothing on my notepad.
Other tabs.
Okay.
2026 stream ideas.
Part two stream with Ron, Rekai $10,000 one-to-one.
I can hide Fortnite with the debt, Miami trip,
fishing with Tifu, Shark Cage, Storage Wars, camping trip,
hot-locked Drew's car and steal his keys,
spending the day with Rugg, London trip,
streamer mole slash super mole,
NBA All-Star weekend, Click Street,
Battle Royale, Marathon with Ron, Atlanta trip.
Why are y'all saying 0 for 15?
What do you mean?
Okay, okay, no, no, no.
So these are my 2026 stream ideas.
Let's go through what happened so far, okay?
Miami trip, happened.
Streamer mode, Super mode, about to happen.
All-star weekend, about to happen.
Product release, about to happen.
London trip, about to happen.
Spending the day with rug.
Oh, for 15-Elsham.
Okay, what is this one?
Okay.
Top 10 best looking male streamers.
Number one Marlin, two Duke, three Lacey, okay?
Okay, see my notepad?
I don't got nothing in my notepad, bro.
I don't got nothing in my notepad.
What is this?
Yes.
Yes.
You're now dead.
Oh my.
Yo Rocky, you think you could dump some shit from the trash can in the toilet and I can
lean over and make it look like I'm throwing up?
I'm not hearing that shit, bro. I'm not hearing that shit, bro. I'm not hearing that shit. I'm not hearing that shit, bro
Bro's fooling the internet. Yeah, see
Come on what? Yo, how does Marlene get sick every time he goes to Europe, bro?
What's locked in for the Super Bowl?
Why would I tell you what's locked in for the Super Bowl?
Why would I tell you?
Why would I tell you what's locked in for the Super Bowl?
All I will say is the one thing I'm working on right now is it's not confirmed, okay?
It's not confirmed at all.
It's literally just talking back and forth right now, okay?
is I might be doing a day where I work out with a wide receiver, okay?
I'm not going to say what wide receiver, but when you think of wide receiver and you think of strong and working out, who do you think of?
I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Okay. I'm working on it. It might happen. It might
happen. It might happen. Um, but definitely I'm trying to look up what as many players
as possible. Uh, there are super bowl. I have a stream locked in with sketch for one of the
nights. Me and sketch are going to do a classic bar hopping stream. Um, tomorrow we have streamer
where I'm going to be hosting the streamer mall.
Silk is going to be there.
I think Yu-Gi might be there in the streamer mall.
There's going to be a bunch of cool players there.
And then also, Yana is going to be out in San Fran.
So I might be doing a stream of Yana out there.
And then also, the Bay is just a sick place in general.
So just exploring the Bay is going to be a good stream.
Need to do a Jetta stream.
For all I hate Jetta to see if he wanted to,
but I think he's probably not busy.
But if Jetta's out there, the issue is a lot of players who aren't in the Super Bowl don't really go to the Super Bowl.
I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
You'll turn the mic up.
There in Cancun.
Are there any wait actually is a good question. Are there any warriors players that I can do a stream with?
wallet in
Could we see in frame golden state?
Curry
Yeah, okay, no no no curry. Yeah, let me just DM curry real quick. Yeah
Let me just DM Steph Curry and be like, hey Steph, how's it going, man?
Would you be down to maybe do a stream with me?
Yeah, let me just DM Steph Curry, chat.
58 million followers.
Hit him with a follow, maybe a little follow back.
Let me just DM Steph Curry real quick.
Hey, Steph, hey, Steph,
gonna be in Golden State all week.
Would be sick to get a streaming, man.
Let me know.
Y'all think Steph's gonna answer chat or not?
No, bro doesn't have motion like that, okay, what other Warriors players, what other Warriors
First players, Buddy Healed Pods, Buddy Healed, Buddy Healed, I'm not going to show you Buddy
Healed, let me do a Buddy real quick.
Buddy is low key, it's tough name.
Follow Buddy Healed, Message Buddy Healed.
Okay, what do I say?
What's up, bro?
Gonna be in the Bay Area
all this week,
down to do a stream question mark?
Why are y'all saying sun?
I
Aired Jimmy Butler. Okay. Yeah, I'm eating Jimmy Butler. I guess Jimmy Butler is doing a stream with me
Also chat I might have gotten myself into a bit of a pickle
So, I went into Jinxie's chat, and I was like,
yo, Jinxie, do you want to play Rocky League?
And Jinxie was like, yeah, I'm down to play Rocky League
tonight, but I take it super serious.
And then he asked what rank I was,
and I told him that I peaked at Platinum.
And he was like, oh, shit, I'm down to play Rocky League
tonight, but he was like, don't troll.
I take it serious.
Like you can't train me.
I really want to hit plat tonight.
Why are y'all saying, son?
I'm not bad at rocket league.
I'm not that bad.
Okay.
Did I lie about hitting platinum?
Yes.
But I'm not bad at rocket league.
Well, I'm dealing Jimmy Butler right now, shot.
Hey bro, would be dope to get a stream in, like the good old days.
He don't know you son.
People are gassing you in JT stream?
No, I'm good.
I'm not that bad at Rocket League.
I'm not that bad.
Okay, hold on.
Should I go through some reaction?
Let me go through some reactions.
Let me go through some reactions.
Okay, have you considered hosting your own event slash series?
I think it's time for you to host something that belongs to you.
Okay, so what series or something should I do
that belongs to me?
I don't want to just force something.
I want it to come naturally.
Something with food.
Mukbangs.
The only thing that I genuinely would do, but I feel like it's so over saturated is
I would do like a YouTube channel where it's a mukbang in like not a podcast
But almost like an interview with like cool people that would be cool
But that's such an over saturated field bro. That's so over saturated
Lacy's League? I can't do Lacy's League anymore, Chad. Unfortunately, I don't own 100% of Lacy's
League, so that will be put hum up in the rafters. That will be hum. Love is in the ear. I mean,
Yeah, I guess, but I'm going to be honest,
I do really like the basketball tournaments.
I do really like the basketball tournaments.
I also, I had another series I wanted to do where this is actually
something I really want to do.
I want to do a series where I get different guests on
and we play around a golf with like people that you wouldn't see in a stream normally.
Like imagine like, this is just like a random name, but imagine like me and Drusky playing
around a golf for a stream.
And they would be like, not, I don't know if it'd be a weekly thing, maybe every two
weeks but with like a new guest who doesn't really golf to go golfing with
them but then again I don't know is that like a streaming what is this okay I
I don't get this.
What do you mean for how big he is?
When you guys look at me, do you just see like a fat bob
of like, like do you just see a 400 pound
fucking mammoth beast?
I'm, what do you mean for how big he is?
I'm not, I'm not fat.
I'm not that big.
I'm 196 pounds.
A light is a feather.
Well, the space is more complex than one
close proximity, AJ, I'm overlapped as well too.
Yeah, I just find this place even got off the ground.
Yeah, same.
Yeah, same, actually.
I don't even think this is a hot take.
I'm more athletic than XQC.
That's not even a hot take at all.
I'm more athletic than XQC.
That's a fact.
If you put me at XQC out on a field
and we had to compete in different sports,
I'm beating him in almost every sport.
That's not hard to do.
Jason, that we nearly slapped a stream sniper
for following him around London the past 48 hours.
No one there has come to this point.
There's four of us.
There's a season in Brawl.
Brawl, stop him on the phone a little bit.
Why is he putting it in his face?
Brawl, brawl, brawl, brawl, brawl, brawl, brawl, brawl, brawl.
I was out of the game.
It's a coin?
W.Toby.
Should I really like Toby?
You know how you can meet somebody or see stuff of somebody
and just be like, oh, that's a good dude.
Like, that's genuinely a good guy?
That's the vibe I get with Toby.
I didn't know they did that for me.
I didn't know they did that for me.
So I'm extremely careful here.
Breaking the Memphis Grizzlies are trading star forward Jaren Jackson Jr.
John, okay.
Jock Lando and Vince Williams Jr. to the jet.
Okay, so they're trading Jaren Jackson Jr.
Three orange peels to the jazz from Walter Clayton Jr.
Kyle Anderson. What the fuck are they doing?
Bro, actually what is this trait?
All three future first round picks.
The Utah Jazz just gave up three first round picks for Jeremy Jackson, Jr.
I'm going to be honest, I feel like this trade, I don't know, it's rebuild time.
For the Grizzlies?
I mean the Grizzlies probably have a ton of cap space now, but I
Already saw that video would you be open to do a predator catching with vitality again? Honestly, no
Japan trip soon
I would do Japan again, but I don't want to just do Japan.
I want to do, like, it would have to be an Asia trip where I do like two days in Japan,
two days somewhere else, two days somewhere else.
You're AI-ing me, like just,
I made this intro for you,
Marlon also bought one, he paid one K,
but you can have it for five K.
I was carrying my life long,
I'm a nice to kiss, but I thought I loved
with a better one, but I don't got no sound
for me to go better one, yeah.
Blame the means I can't say no more.
I'm not gonna give up, I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna give up, I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna give up, I'm not gonna give up,
Obviously, am I using this?
I'm not using this.
What do you mean, had it for 5K?
First off, this is probably the worst Intrub or Outrub ever seen in my life.
In second off, you just sent it to me for free.
Why would I pay 5K for it now?
He never checks his bank accounts and gives his money to one- wait is that bad?
Give my mother I give my money to just like one person because they're they for me. Is that bad?
Yes, I
Don't even look at my baby. That's I don't either
Not checking your personal account is crazy. I don't have a lot of money in my bank accounts though chat
I've always said this and and one thing that like I
I do that I think I will very I will look back on in five ten years and be like
that was the smartest thing I've ever done is any amount of money that goes
into my bank account every month 60% goes into my investment account I 40% I
keep in my personal account 60% goes into my investment account so if I make
$200,000 this month, 60% of that goes all to investments. In my personal
account, I only have, let me check, in my personal bank account right now, I don't
I keep a lot.
I only have $362,000.
Why are y'all saying only?
Bro, that, because I put, I move it.
I have a lot in my investment account though.
I have a lot in my investment account.
60% goes into the food account.
But no, I don't really look at my accounts.
I have one, I have a financial team and people that run my finances and then I have another
person who my dad knows that audits it and checks it to make sure everything's good.
You see all these scammers here, you are the kind of person they are talking about.
They stack the money up you because they know you're not going to check.
Damn, is that true me?
You could be like a hundred bucks down and you don't even know.
Well, that's why you get somebody else to audit you.
He spent 270,000 in a day?
He spent it on an island?
Wait, Jason spent 275k? Damn, I'll be honest, W. Jason. That's a great friend. Spent 275k on an island that I'm going to fly into on a helicopter and leech constant off of. That's a great dude right there.
How to remove a banana from a white bolt.
Why are you guys like fascinated by that? Anybody could do that.
Lacey X Jason Cherry match hopefully wrong soon. Yeah, I saw Jason got invited to the
a charity match, bro?
I don't know about any people that needs to be...
It's a charity match.
Twenty twenty six.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hey.
Me and Jason going to London for a charity match.
And then I saw Toby said that all the spots were food.
But yeah, they haven't announced other people.
What if when they announce everybody who's playing,
Ron gets invited?
Wait, what?
A Utah lawmaker is pushing a bill
that could allow concealed firearm
permit holders to bring guns to Utah jazz games.
John Moranth did not request a trade to Utah, bro, wait, this might be the worst idea I've
ever seen in my life. Is this fake?
This has got to be fake.
This is the source of Utah.
What?
Thoughts on this as a Lakers fan.
Lakers are pushing to trade Gabe Vincent and Dalton Connect, but teams are barely showing
interest.
You know, I'm not going to lie, as a Lakers fan, I would literally get on my knees and
suck a dick in balls to get Gabe Vincent off the Lakers.
I would do anything to get Gabe Vincent off the Lakers.
For some reason, Gabe Vinson goes out and does 25 minutes of cardio every single night
and does absolutely nothing for the team, bro, nothing.
dropped 1k on someone just lost 1k stop showing my ass chat I have a booger how
do I get it out do I do I snot rock into this last time he had a meeting
Wait, Chipotle is giving away a million dollars in free food during the Super Bowl.
What an AI generated ad, I don't care.
Collabs that we, yes, we want.
Okay, you know, I like this.
I like when you guys reply to these tweets with stream ideas.
Let me see this, okay?
Valorant national championship in Meet 10Z, okay?
E-Rog football or gaming stream, okay?
Cocoa versus another streamers dog.
Sina lost in Austin, host a Hemenna, she's so epic.
Versed Diana spar, Diana would die.
If Diana fought Hemenna, Diana would die.
Guys, Diana, she fought Snow Cone, okay?
If you put Diana in a ring with Hemenna,
Wait, someone just linked something in my chat, let me see, this is real quick.
What the fuck, what's this?
show with streamers, the vet inspired, a boxing stream, PBN basketball runs, five star vs thugs.
I'm down for that. Silky duo trip, you guys scan New York City, we did not scan New York City,
but me and Silky do got to do a duo trip. XQC and Ron lost in Canada, Guapo love is in the ear.
Oh, that's actually a banger.
Sketch Cooking Mall High, OSCS Collab, KSI Range.
I'm down for all those.
Anything else important?
Bryce James has chosen to red shirt his freshman season with Arizona.
What does that even mean?
Holy shit, 200k subs in 30, not even 30 videos, cause they're shorts too.
What is this?
The real question for me is, can I play with auction in this damn game?
The day I can't give the game everything on the floor, the day I'll be done.
I want to set up a bunch of children in LeBron and James.
The world was the night I knew my brother. It was something special.
With the first pick in the 2003 NBA draft, the Cleveland Cavaliers select LeBron James.
Chappell's LeBron the best first pick of all time.
The grind is you take the court for your first game and how are you going to tonight?
You know, I got a little stomach right now, but you know, once you jump off started, I'll be ready to play with you.
What's on the screen?
On this ball, I'm going to put it on top of the ground.
On this ball, I'm going to take my 10-inch to South-East and then I'll throw it in Miami.
My enemy of the once again NBA champions, LeBron Jigga,
to choose that elusive title he's so desperately coming.
I've been on the ball for two years, on the table.
It's a win. It's a hot take.
Man, I'm not going to sing it because y'all are just going to hate it.
I'm not going to even say it.
Say it.
All right, if I was in Lebron's height, I would have, and I was healthy, I would have
a better career in Lebron.
Kanye is back.
That was Kanye and Epstein files at all.
He wasn't.
He literally what made you say that.
I'm just wondering, because Kanye's been in like a list celebrity scene for fucking decades
and he's not in Epstein files.
Kind of makes you think, like what did Kanye see, bro?
Because some of the shit that I've been seeing is fucking crazy and disgusting.
Acting like you don't know.
What do you mean I don't know?
Brother, if I was fucking yo, yo, realize if I was in the Epstein files, I would have been a fucking victim.
Not a crown looks tight.
Hey, Lacey, was wondering when NFL is done,
are you gonna keep doing watch parties?
Yeah, I'm gonna do March Madness and then NBA Finals
and then I'm getting surgery.
Third monitor content.
Dick Sucker.
guess you're getting surgery. I am caught. What did I get caught doing?
Search full Epstein library, Lacey. 132 results. Yo, this is fake. This is it. Yo,
Why are you guys saying caught?
You ask Department of Justice, I am not a robot
Are you 18 years of age or older?
Are they asking me if I'm 18 years of age or older?
Brother, half the Epstein files are 18 years of age or older.
I can't, I can't, I can't read this on stream.
It's TLS.
You can.
Thank you for verifying your age.
I mean, all I had to do was click a button that says yes.
I don't even know whose name I would search.
The ADX model has 4,862 results.
Church Jury wall.
That's my goat.
That's my goat right there.
That's my goat right there.
Hey, Jury.
That's not his name.
There could be so many obrings, bro.
saying, de-glove.
I don't know if I should be showing this, but it is public information, right?
It's not TOS.
You know, I'm actually, I'm a scape. I'm a scape. I'm a scape. I'm not gonna lie.
Lacey was caught in the EPC files. No, I was not. It's not public info to some countries.
Chat, should I get on Rocket League with Jinxie, carry him to Platinum?
Okay, how hard is the division that Jinxie's in?
How hard is it?
Oh, easy.
It's easy.
Oh.
Wait, so why am I over here stressing?
No, I don't have a controller.
Do I?
Can you see if I have one?
Yeah, it's fine.
Is there a cord in the PC?
Yeah, y'all realize I actually used to be a rocket leap throw, right?
Thanks.
Another lie.
Another lie.
Okay, wait, what game do I play?
Training?
Bro, I don't need to do training.
Can y'all not make fun of me, though?
Here the chat goes already, bro.
Arrow.
How do I get higher?
How do I get higher?
Now do an aero, okay?
Wait, how do you aero? What do you press? What do you press?
You click LB while in the air.
Shad, tell Jinxie I'm ready.
Watch this, ready, Shad?
Let's go kick. Ready? Ready?
Oh!
Wait, I'm actually not that bad.
Hold, hold, hold, watch this, Charity, ready?
Ready?
I saw Squishy do this.
Let's go get...
Pin?
Nah, hi boys, I'm ready bro, I'm ready bro.
Bro, can't even air dribble.
I don't know, I doubt it.
Watch this, shat, ready?
Off the backboard, watch this air.
Oh, wait, I'm actually cooking.
Watch, shat, watch.
Ready?
Bang!
Wait, I'm low key understanding it a little bit Chad. Tell James you have peaks Platinum
Yeah, what right player would you say I am?
Ready ready?
I'm not up on
I'm a goalie Chad, that's what I'm good at. I'm a good goalie
You're like a gold three?
Yeah, but I'm just a natural gamer. That's why.
Air dribble.
Watch the shot of the backboard. Ready?
She-Yup.
She-Yup wants this ready?
Y'all wanna see an air-girble?
Yeah, yeah, watch this ready y'all to see a terrible ready
It's kind of like four night free building a little bit golly
Oh
Well, I'm actually good at Rockin League wait this could that has to be my game
I can go pro in this shit
Ready, let's get
I'm actually good champion is right my rocket. He says what it's had don't roll don't roll
Oh, is J, am I, I feel like J, is JC good?
If you're that brave, you're a choice, you're a drive.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, hold on, we're 4-4,
we're tied up right now, babe, hold on.
We're tied up, we're tied up.
Wait, she has a girlfriend?
Yes, that's my fucking boy, 4-4.
Overtime, baby. One more goal. One more. You got this. This is where legends are made. And if you win, you're not just getting the W. You're getting the W in more ways than one. Come on, go. I'm right here.
Let's talk into AI.
Okay.
I'm gonna try to win him. I'm gonna try my best to win him.
You gotta score that, Jamesy!
That's all I ask. Hit the boost.
Kiss the wall. Drive like it's your last fight.
Kiss the wall?
Think. Just score. And when the final whistle hits...
NMS raid!
Official or unofficial?
Official!
Ow!
Come on, we have to win, we have to win.
Yeah, this is it.
What's up, NMS?
You're the hottest motherfucker in the lobby right now.
Go for the air dribble. Make a pan.
No, is he getting turned on?
Take left. Flip right. Oh my god.
I'm gonna ride you so hard, you'll forget how to drive.
Come on.
I scored. I scored.
Fuck yes. Jinx. B-A-B-Y.
Get over here right now.
You're buying me dinner. You're buying me drinks.
And then you're dragging me to your room.
No shower, no desk, no foreplay, we're doing it in front of the replay cam.
You hear me?
Right in front of the replay cam.
Let the whole world see who you belong to.
Jason, thank you for a fucking raid, man.
I appreciate the raid.
Thank you, Jason.
W. Ray.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
He's definitely hard.
Hey, I get it. You go win your night.
Oh, the big ass! Oh my god!
Chad, Lacey's ready? Lacey is ready?
Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready.
Chad, I'm not sad to go. I'm not... No, no, I'm not sad.
Chad, I told Jinxie I'm platinum ranked.
Wait, am I gonna get shit out of these lobbies?
I have to fucking... I have to... Oh, there he is.
Hello?
Jinxie Carter.
Yo, can you hear me?
Where's he at? Where's he at?
I'm here!
Jinxie Carter.
I-
Yo, oh shit, my hands are covered.
Yo, Lacey.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, I got a question, Jinxie.
Yo, what's up?
I click on your stream and see your rocket league skills, and you were gooning to AI
No, that's not what was happening. That's a loose explanation, bro
It's a loose explanation brother. Lacey. Let me tell you straight up, bro. Okay. I'm trying to get platinum
Okay, if you fuck my shit up, I'm a block you bro legitimately. Don't fuck around. I'm locked in okay
I'm locked into I peaked platinum. So I actually I actually like have like good experience when it comes to Rocket League
When did you hit platinum? I hit platinum like three seasons ago
Wait so three months ago you hit black no a little like like maybe like four four actually four
And you're good you're good. Yes
Yes.
Chad, is he fucking with me, bro, like legitimately?
Is this guy fucking with me?
I'm not.
So you're ready to play ranked?
I'm ready to play ranked, yes.
I'm unranked right now just because I haven't played in a minute, but like I'm actually
ready to play.
What's your level?
Um, like I said, I haven't played in a minute, haven't played in a minute.
Brother, do you even have Ranked Unlocked?
Yes.
Why did you hesitate for 11 seconds?
Chat, am I getting fucked around right now?
Wait, what do you mean Ranked Unlocked?
Lacey, go to your, okay, okay, go to a competitive and see if you can click a competitive game.
Yeah, yeah, I can, I can, I can.
Click play.
All right, you can.
All right, that's nice.
All right, all you got to do is add high buys and then I was going to make a lobby.
High buys.
Add Lacey.
But I am unranked.
Like I said, I'm a, I peaked the plant before.
Yeah.
You've played ranked before though, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I actually know how to like, air roll and all that.
Wait, your little leg, your little leg?
Little leg 6'7".
All right, I'm about to...
Bro, I've seen your soccer skills do.
My highlights?
Yes, I see.
Yes, that's one word for it.
I've seen it.
What did you think?
I mean like I mean do you want me to be honest or like yeah okay um it was
probably the worst shit I've ever seen in my life but I do think Lacey you're
awkwardly athletic bro I don't know how to explain it no I get that a lot bro
you're yeah you're good at basketball for like no reason you're good at golf
Yeah, you're very upward the athletic so I think if you train you will do good in the charity match Brown
Oh, I'm trying. I'm telling you right now if that ball is in the air anywhere near the goal
I am actually going to score a bicycle kick goal in charity match
Okay, let's see if you score a bicycle kick goal, I'll give you $20,000
Do you know that's how hard that is? I see if I get a bicycle in the side of the charity match, you'll be 20 bands
Yes. Lacey, do you realize if you make contact with a bicycle kick, like, Lacey, do you realize
how hard that is, bro?
Not if I, no, not for me.
Bro, it's like the hardest thing ever. You didn't even do it right. It was on the floor
when you did it.
Y'all, thank you for the, the fine gift did.
All right, Lacey, you ready?
Yes, I'm ready. Come on, let's do it. Let's go!
All right, the bro.
Hey, how many wins are you away from platinum?
chat what do y'all think like five oh no maybe maybe eight okay well listen you
gotta carry there's saying nine nine the same night all right we got this
Lacey brother do not fucking sell okay I'm not you see my car here's what we're
gonna play rotations we're not gonna double commit if one of us is on attack
one of us is on defense we're not gonna both go after the ball we're not gonna
skill of off from each other on kickoffs whoever's closer goes if we're both the
same distance from the kickoff the guy on the left goes lock in you go so you
have plot okay nice
they said behind you if you wanted it what the fuck are you doing let's see
Yeah, I pass pass. No, why?
These guys are smurfing
Well, okay, this guy's work. Yeah, hold on
All right first first shot of the day here GI to wait. He's smurfing. Yo, thank you for the full-time
You got it over ball. You got it over ball. I'm getting boost. I'm getting boost. I'm getting boost. I'm a comer too. Like I calm a lot.
Okay, I'm going for air roll. Go for air roll.
Nice. Go kick.
Nice.
Nice, Lacey.
Okay, nice. Yep.
Over the middle.
At least I need you up on those when I whip it in like that.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay.
Get back, get back, back. Hit to the side, hit to the side.
Yeah.
We'll save there nice. I see great work great work dude. Yep. Yep
Great work. Okay. Yeah, but I'm really nice. Okay
Nice Lacey. You're looking good, bro. What?
You saw that?
That was actually good
All right, we're good. We're good. This is good
I'm in that I'm in that I'm in that
Okay, nothing gets faster. Yeah, that's nice
Nothing gets fast me dude
Nice place. Okay. Okay. He's fucking me in the butt
Oh, I should have made a goal!
It's okay, relax.
I'm over the middle.
That's over, over.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Nice.
Ah, he's AFK.
One of the AFKs!
One of the AFKs!
I'm shooting one.
No, he's back now.
He missed the ball.
He missed the ball.
One shot.
I'm gonna save, I'm gonna save, I'm gonna save.
You said he had a plat, right, let's see?
Yeah, plat.
Well, Hapis, he's a little quicker to me there.
Yeah, he had a boost.
I think you're...
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna go for a ball.
I'm gonna go for a ball.
Ball jam, ball jam?
Oh!
Got a score back.
He's going for a ball, man!
You know about the ball jam tech?
Wow.
Wait, yeah, he knows about the ball jam tech.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay, okay, nice.
Nice.
Uh-oh.
That's in our net.
What's that?
What's that?
I saw that defense right there yep, okay over the top. That's off. Well, oh
Is that Ronaldinho or is that a gold one player?
Are these guys are these guys better than the rank they say row everybody I play
He does it!
I'm done with-
Come on, Mark, come on, we win this, we win this, it's not over till it's over!
No, it just smurfs, bro, it just fucking smurfs!
It's so fucking annoying!
We can't give up, we can't give up, we can't give up, nice, nice!
No, man, let's give up!
No, no, no, trust, trust.
He's fucking smurfing his little dick off!
Wait, nice, nice.
Uh, well, shut up.
No!
Well, shut up, well, hold on.
Okay, we're good, we're good, I got this.
Oh my god
We'll save come on now come on now
Who got that good dude nice? I clip that
okay, I
think the mix
All you all me. I mean brother you're passing it to him
They're back nicely got it got it got it got it. I'm over the middle if you need it
I'm over the middle. I think them fake too
That's not a fake. I mean Jesus
Are you gonna play beef?
You gotta play defense here, bro. What are you doing?
That is not a fake bro, what the fuck was that shit go for the ball over the boss. I don't know what's over
Nice nice I got this I got this I got this go for it
Get out get out. What the fuck are you doing, bro? What are you doing?
Lacey, what are you doing, bro? What the hell are you fucking doing?
You're flying around like a dick, shit!
I faked, I faked, that's a fake. See, see, that's a fake. I bumped.
Okay, nice, nice, nice.
Over the metal to you. Yeah, over the metal to you.
Pass, pass, pass. Over the metal to you.
I mean, I don't know what middle you're going for
Okay, come on. We got back. I'm bro these guys are nice. I got it. I got it
Nice yeah, nice nice nice off the wall off the wall
Passing ahead passing ahead gonna take this one myself fake
Well, they see you're basically hand delivering them the ball like it's a fucking pizza bro like try it up
Nice, you can score that, score that, score that, score that.
I'm gonna demo, I'm gonna demo, I'm gonna demo.
Nice, okay it's not over, take some, come on, four one, four one.
Chat, was that a double tap or am I trippin'?
Chat, look at what I just did.
I couldn't score on this angle.
Aura, gig Aura, gig Aura, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I'm gonna delay kickoff, delay kickoff.
Oh, he's up in the air.
We gotta push it down there for you all.
I'm over the middle of it.
Don't worry.
I'll have a boost here.
I'll have a boost there.
Back in on that.
Nice.
Nice.
Fast break.
Fast break.
Fast break.
Fast break.
What?
What?
We're in the middle.
I have a shot.
You like that fake?
You like that fake?
Yeah!
That's a fake!
That's a fake!
Come on!
That's a good fake!
Come on!
We had a good fake!
He's going to get the catch!
That's a good fake!
Oh my god, that was good.
It's not over.
It's not over.
It's not over.
Okay, you got ball.
You got ball.
That's in the net.
Oh my god.
Stay on it.
Stay on it.
We got to push now.
Did he get that hit?
Yeah!
Come on come back come back come back come back come on jakey
Lacey this will be the greatest comeback of all time come on. He's got four nailed down with 40 seconds bro. We need to score now
We need to score right now come on
Try to dead ball Lacey try to jam it try to jam it try to jam it
I'll score if you do
Okay, I'm gonna hit it off the wall. Okay. I have no boost. I know I missed the ball off the wall
What are you hitting off the wall?
I missed the ball. I have no boosting. See you got it
I miss the ball. I have no boosting seat. I have no ball. Wait, the sub chance. I bumped him. I bumped him. Lacey, let me shoot. Let me shoot. Let me shoot.
No! I want to die. No!
Okay, listen, I'm not gonna lie. Those were slurpers and we almost won.
I don't even know if they were slurping down.
I don't even know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, we all... whoa.
Wait, wait!
Chad, they were Plats!
That means Lacey's unranked MMR is Plat!
Bro, we did good for Plats, bro!
Lacey, I don't know if I've ever beaten two Plats before.
Wait, my unranked MMR is Plat?
It's probably because you were Plat the last time you played the game.
So they weren't Smurfs, they were just Plats.
Chad, okay, wait, Lacey, we have potential.
Because bro, normally when I play two Plats, I get absolutely no chance.
Yes, normally when I play two Plats, I get absolutely finger blasted, but we only lost by one.
That's not that bad.
Yo, we're gonna hit Plats. You're gonna hit Plats. Come on.
Okay.
Chad, if I apply like legitimately, I will post a picture of my penis on Twitter if I apply today.
Why does this guy stay- I'm vulnerable.
Nice, nice.
I got my boost.
Okay, I'm going for back boost.
I get that.
Nice, nice, nice.
Make it a little fast break play on him.
Oh, okay. He missed the ball in the air. You got me middle. You got me middle.
I'm gonna go to you late.
You late.
Oh, he saved me. He saved me.
Try not to know I missed.
I almost had you. Over the middle to me, maybe.
Ah.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
I'm stealing the boost. I'm boosted. I'm boosted. I'm boosted.
I have no boost.
Okay.
No boost. No boost.
Saved it.
Nice!
The defense, Lacey! Like dead ass!
I go, I go, I go. I dribble.
Got it back to you. Got it back to you. Got it back to you.
I missed the ball.
For you're probably the only person I've ever played with that actually tries to pass.
Dead ass.
That's good.
I'm over the middle if you want it.
I got the sword.
I got it.
What a touch.
I'm staying on it.
You got it.
Make sure it doesn't get into our half.
Okay, but they're not even on you.
You're good.
You got some.
You got some.
You got some.
You got some.
You got some.
You got some.
You got some.
You got some.
You got some.
You got some.
You're good. You got some
I'm behind you Lacey. Okay. I'm my aerial for this bro. Should I? Okay, I'm blue-shotted
I chipped one
Get the fuck
Well, I'm getting flat. I don't care. I'm getting flat. Come on. I'm over. I'm over. I see lock-in
Nice good good. No, that's good. It's good. Do you miss this? Go over you. I see over to you. Over to you. Maybe
Make now it's too far
I'm getting all the boost
I'm back here. I'm in the net. I'm in the net.
They missed it. They missed it.
Oh my God! I'm on it. I'm on it.
Take it out, take it out, keep it out.
I'm gonna block them or the bottom.
Yup. I'm dribblin' up the wall.
Okay okay okay.
Lacey get over the middle!
Get over the middle!
Get over the middle!
Get over the middle!
He's eaten it.
Get off... get off...
Get in.
Nothing you can do there. Nothing you can do there.
Nothing you can do.
I'm covered up.
I'm covered up on the...
Okay, okay.
I don't even know what's in there.
I'm in a bad spot.
Nice shot.
Nice cut.
Nice cut.
Nice cut.
He got there. I almost had a shot bro. We're up one now. We don't need to go. We don't need to go. Okay. Oh
Sure shit oh no no no
Oh
Oh, I'm getting flat set. I'm telling you. Oh, no, no, no, no.
I can't see. Defense. I can't see. Great defense. I think I think I'm nice.
Go Lacey. Go Lacey. Go Lacey. Go. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. I got the boost.
I'm going to take the mid boost. Holy shit. This gets intense.
I took the mid. I'm jumping. Nice. No, that's off the wall. It's off the wall. Okay. It's going to come at the middle. Let's get it.
We're up. We don't need a goal. We just need defense.
Okay, good in the middle. Oh, it's okay. I'm jumping. It's I'm just nice. No, we got a good touch though
I got to take that mid-boost and defend
Remember our number one party is defense right now
Okay, okay always be coming back. Yeah. I'm in that. I'm in that. I'm in that
I'm jumping out nice
Yep
My god, they're jumping you the jumping me here. Oh good. Oh good. I'm here. I'm here
Nice that's off that's off
Come on
My god, I have a nice nice nice nice
Do you get that?
Don't trip on the front of our net whatever you do, whatever you do keep it on your side
get on your side.
Got a boost, got a boost.
Front flip down pussy boy.
Good, good, good, good.
Clear that Lacey.
Whatever you do.
That was a great touch.
That was the best touch I've ever seen.
Lacey stay on it.
No, get it over it.
No.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go for it, go for it, go for it.
Okay.
Yeah, okay, go for it. Go for it. Oh my god, bro, these guys might be plastic not a controlling
JC. There's going to be a lot of I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay, nice. I'm walling
this. Yeah, I'm walling it. Yeah, we 25 seconds. I'm taking the backers extra defensive play
Actually defensive very defensive. Oh, no
Okay, where was the okay, yeah, it's a chip you oh
Okay, it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It happens, you know. Oh, no, you should not let them score here
18 seconds just 18 seconds like 18 seconds 18 seconds go go go go go go
Keep it in the half. Keep it in the half. But if you get so half you gotta come back.
I'm walling it. I'm walling it. I'm bumping in my bumping.
Oh my god, get back. Get fucking back. Get back. Get back.
JC, you got that? Nice.
I saved that. I saved it. Get back. Get back. Get back.
Let it bounce. Let it bounce. Let it bounce. Let it bounce.
No! Yes! Yes!
Okay. Okay. That's a win. That's a go.
What are the ranks? Bro, I feel like those guys are flat. I'm not even trolling. Fuck.
They woke up. Oh my god. Okay, it's all good. Something happens. No. Yo, I thought we'd
be flat. That was a gold and a silver. Are you kidding me? Chad, I legitimately thought
we'd be flat. I'm... Okay, we're good. It doesn't matter. As long as we're winning, who cares?
We did what we had to do. Yeah. Bro, how did they go from matching us against two
Plats to a gold three and a silver be honest places took ones the lowest rank in silver. He's damn your bra. Yeah, am I good?
I feel like I'm not that bad
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We maybe they were queued chat. Maybe they were queued. That's probably why huh?
Just my first time playing
I'm so confident. I'm so confident. All right. Good. Good. Good. Good. That's good. That's good shit
You got to be confident. I feel like I feel like our team 10 there was just like all pulling like think about
No, I'm gonna be honest, you are not a selfish ass teammate, bro.
Like, you're a good teammate.
Anything for the win.
Let's go, Chad.
Come on.
I go, I go.
OK.
I'm gonna try to wait.
He's not even, I could have let you shoot,
but I thought the other guy was coming up behind me.
Good, good, good.
I'm back on D.
Oh, Chimsey.
Oh, God, that's a dangerous ball.
That's a dangerous.
I missed completely.
Nice, Lacey.
OK.
Well, this guy's pretty solid.
These guys could be any rank.
I'm gonna guess Goldman.
This guy's pretty solid.
This guy's pretty solid.
I got this, I got this, don't you worry.
Nice, nice, he's doing a lot of shit in the air.
I'm dripping over the middle.
To you, Lacey, to you, to you.
I'm not there, I'm not there, I'm not there.
No, we're near there.
It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter, it's just still in there half,
which is all that matters.
Okay.
I'm taking that mid boost.
Okay.
I'm behind you, nice.
I'm still behind you.
Nice, Lacey.
I have a shot.
I want to make it.
Oh my God.
Far down, wait, what?
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, how the fuck?
I just got my shit robbed!
Check those bars down!
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Okay, I'm going to the court. Nice, nice. Going back.
Alright. I'm playing extra pa- I'm in that, I'm in that. You're in that too, nice.
Saved it. It's out of fast break, fast break, fast break!
Okay, okay, okay.
Go for a goal here, Jake!
One of them tripped! One of them tripped!
Good try. I got demoed, man.
Oh, shit.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
Good, nice!
Oh no.
Oh, I had no-
Wait, I have something.
I saved it.
You're actually good ass teammate. Nice. All right, let's see. I'm behind you
Wait, oh it did but I got a weird touch on it
It's cuz he hit it. I'm back on the middle again. I'm back on the nice. I'm behind you. I'm coming up. They see no
That's the luckiest sack of fucking dog shit, I've ever fucking seen look at this
Okay, that is bullsh**t. Are you f**king kidding me?
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. It's okay. We're better than them.
We're actually about to do these guys.
I'm getting that back, please.
Nice.
No. Oh, no.
Any touch, Lace?
Any touch?
It's okay.
I'm behind you.
I'm behind you.
Got a touch.
Got a touch.
Got a touch.
Nice.
Okay.
Get the maboose.
Nice.
I'm over the middle.
Oh my God.
Great pass.
Great pass.
Nice!
Great pass!
Great pass!
Lacey!
Good pass, dog!
Holy fuck!
Shlott!
Shlott!
That's Slott.
Jack, that is Slott.
That's slot. That is slot.
Larry, they're going for a bokeh for it.
I go. Left goes, left goes. Whoever's left goes.
Whoever's not going, should cheat up and try to get that shot if it's a dead ball.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Over the middle to you. Over the middle, right to you.
No!
Oh my god, he cheated. I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
They can't score. They're not in a goal scoring position. They're not in a goal scoring position.
Alright.
Uh, jeez.
Wait, I can't clear that. Hold it up.
We're doing a 1-1, and they had a lucky goal. We had a real goal.
Alright.
Playing defense a little bit here, like on offense.
Yeah.
Missing you with it, with it.
I have this. I actually have.
I like that.
Played a little defense there.
I like.
I'm coming back.
It's all good. It's all good.
Little lags play.
Okay.
Nice. Okay, wait. I have the side.
I'm gonna dribble. I'm gonna dribble.
Okay.
I'm gonna pass to you.
Lacey, go wide left. I'm passing.
I passed to you.
Right there.
He's there. He's there. He's there.
Fuck my dad.
You good?
He went for a pinch.
What?
Wait, I can dribble.
Hold on.
That's a good touch.
That's a good touch!
That's a good touch!
No!
Oh my god!
Yes!
Yes!
Bro!
Shut up, squishy dog!
W's in a fucking shit!
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay.
Lacey, lock the fucking...
Member, defense is more important than offense now, for sure.
Go, go, go, go, go!
It's a good chance.
Locked the bucket remember defense is more important than offense now for sure go go go go
It's okay. I'm gonna get back. I'm gonna get back. I'm not giving them any chances
If one of us in that wait hold up. I'm going. I'm going. Okay. I got a great tough on that. Oh
No, he's cute me
Please watch out, please any touch any time. I'm behind you. I got it. I got it. I got it. Nice. Okay
I'm over the middle. I'm in that you can try to bump them. I'm trying to I'm in that
I'm in that in his block. I got this boost. Nice. I got a good touch. It's in their half now. Can you get back?
I'm over the middle to you over the middle to you. All right, you right you let
Good try great try great try. Oh
No, oh no. Oh my fucking god. Oh good. He's old. He's old. He's old. I
Actually saw that nice
Great dick. Yep. Okay. What I'm over the middle if you want it got you
I don't know what he's gonna say
You're they've literally gotten two lucky goals. I'm not like chat
I'm not like trying to be that guy or be a pussy or whatever
Go look at their goals. They haven't got a second going off. That's that is a steaming pile of shit
Legitimate that is a steaming pile of shit. You go you go you're right try to deadball it try to deadball it. Oh
No, I got to take that back to us. I took back inside demo one. Okay, okay
I got the ball. I'm gonna dribble. I'm gonna dribble. I'm gonna mess you. I'm gonna do a wall dribble. Oh
God you you you
Nice leg your touch your touch. I'm over the middle
He made it. He did not miss. Oh my god
Now that was a real goal
Oh
Yeah, all right, we have 35 seconds to tie this game. We're gonna have to be a little more aggressive now
Okay, you gotta go for I'm gonna go for back right now. I go I go. I'm gonna no no no try to shoot
I'm gonna try to deadball it. Okay, she might look at this. Maybe maybe maybe
Okay, good try
Like what?
Okay, 20 seconds ladies 20 seconds, okay, we still have time to win so time to win
My god, great watch them nice. They see you have a shot one on one one on one with the keeper
It's okay. Okay, nine seconds. Okay. Okay, I'm gonna try to play you. Oh no
Wait, we have to keep it in the air no matter what keep it in the air no matter what there. Okay, not in here
Ah! We fucking had him!
What rank were they?
Unranked. Wait, what?
Yo, Chat, I'm not like, again, I'm not trying to be a pussy.
I'm pretty sure Dana Magic was smurfing.
Chat, his teammate was a steaming crock of shit.
He scored all three goals and adjusts to that last goal.
Okay, my Chat, y'all actually agree. Okay, thank you.
No, he was definitely smurfing. He was definitely smurfing.
That's what I'm saying.
Bro, Lacey, every time I play this Godforsaken
fucking video game, well, no, I actually love the game.
My entire chat, there's probably around,
I would say, five to 6,000 people
who are just sitting in the stream on Smurf accounts,
not in the rank it's supposed to be queuing.
It is the most annoying shit ever.
I know, I know.
I got to get better, I got to get better.
That's all good, that's how you get better.
I got to get better.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, period.
Wait, where are you at?
Okay.
Wait, you're not in my, oh no, I'm here.
I'm here.
I go, I'm gonna try to dead-bottle that,
I'm gonna try to dead-bottle that.
Okay, this is by the way the best of you know in the game. I say, okay, this is in the hotel. Yeah, well, I
Got it. I got don't worry always get out of those deadly positions. Wait, hold up. I
Have a way I go
No, no, I got it out of there, too. Wait, wait, I actually put it back. Hold up. I'm gonna be back. I
Did everything I could keep it that nice. Good. I got a great save. I'm gonna wall this. Okay. I'm here. I'm here. Oh
Oh my god, I missed everything. I'm back in that I'm getting in that you play aggro. I'm in that I'm in that I
Got that I got that don't you work? Don't you worry? I just come on. Give me boost. Give me boost wait
That's a shot for you late. I got a shot. You got a shot. You got a shot. I have no boosts. I know boosts
Okay, it doesn't matter
You don't need all you don't always need booze bro, cuz you know what I'm saying good shot
Okay, great job. The ball is more important than boost is what I want
Who got on our side
I'm missing some a little bit. I'm going to that. I'm going to that walled it over the middle. That's over the middle. Okay. Oh
This is I have a shot. I don't know you have a shot. You have a shot. Nice. I
I'm gonna stop this in its tracks. Don't you worry. Okay. Nice like that
Okay, you can maybe demo him like I'm right up right on my dude. You think you're there
Do you think I'm back?
Nice a bump. Oh my god. I'm shocked. We don't wait. Wait. Hold on rebound
No rebound again. I'm calling it to you. I don't know what I'm saying
All right
I mean, that's literally like Ibrahimovic shot. Look at this shot. I actually look
Brother what the I was orgasm is not putting that fucking baby
Yeah, that is why I need to get to leave it off. It's fucking so fucking annoying. I don't need to get Lacey
So the point on defense here, I think that was on me bro. Oh my god, you go try to dead ball it
We can come back
Nice great. Oh my god. What a set up. What a fucking kickoff
I'm over them. I took his boost
Okay, hold the front door. No, hold the front fucking door. This is a gold player
Yeah, that's a gold player. Okay. Stop saying stuff. Okay, I'm going meant for this. I see. I see. Cannot miss. Yeah. Over the middle. It's when you need to be the most locked in. Okay. I got a touch on that. I'm sending it your way sending it your way.
Dude. What? I got it. I got it.
Oh my god.
I'm going to get over the middle. Get over the middle.
Move over the middle. Move over the middle.
Oh my god. Wait.
Yes!
Yes!
This shit is not overdone!
This shit is not overdone!
Great pass. Great pass.
Come on!
What a touch, my god, what a touch.
I'm walling this, that's you Lacey, any, good touch, good touch, good touch, oh my god nice.
Wait, what?
Wait, I gotta watch this.
I swear to God, I wouldn't have done this.
Chad, are we done lucky? Chad, are we done lucky?
I'm a worthless cadabic.
What?
Chad, my only question is, are there hacks in this game?
I'm not being that guy, but are there hacks?
Because, bro, I've never generated that much power on a buck shot.
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
You did, but he was blocking me.
Oh my God, he's gonna swear on me too.
you shots like that. I have never generated this much power in that game. I'm just saying,
I'm not saying it's hacking. It's because you're a pussy. No, that's not why.
The Ruther.
Alright, so here's what we're going to do. We're not going to give up.
Okay.
Take him up. Never that.
We need to play ridiculously aggressive to tie this shit.
Yeah, we have to.
Play smart.
Oh my god, what a touch. I'm on that. I'm on that nice. I
Didn't even have to touch it. I don't like I think touching it was bad there
Maybe oh
Clear did I think
I bumped him I think
Okay, he's all the other side. I'm gonna wall this I'm going all the way. I'm walling. I mean in a half
We got to score this we got to score this here
I'm walling it to you. Okay, that's I think you right not much with that
He's going to score that too.
It's 4-foot.
4-foot. Keep it cool-eyed.
It happens. It happens. It happens.
So, like, okay.
What's up with the... No, no, no, no, no.
What's up with the 165-yard goals that happens to us every game?
No, seriously, what has happened?
Why are they saying close one in the top quarter after this and the off a little bit?
No, it's because everyone that plays this game is a fucking psycho half. They just smurf and talk shit. Nice flat
Okay, we can beat plat like it's like no these flat players are asking these are all just snurfs
They're all smurfing. We can beat plat like we can like we lost like we lost my one goal to plat dude
We can beat plat. You know chat laugh again. You're getting banned
like
Have a little faith
Holy shit
Come on walking walking walking here. We go not everyone's a Smurf wait. What did I buy stack? Let me finish
We're the game what what what?
Wait, I lagged I lagged out we won't wait. I just got back into the game
Lacey
I'm getting D-dolls. I think I just I just got back at the game right here, right?
What?
What they need they need a head start. They need the head start. It's all good. You go you go you go you go dead ball of dead ball
That was kind of a dead ball that was really sexy
Okay, we're good
Nice
Over the middle to you. Oh my god, Lacey
where are you stop it stop it stop it stop it don't worry i'm gonna make up for it right here okay
six at the boost that's in our net yeah it's in our net don't worry i gotta be i have a shot easy
goal get off my core respectfully let's see all you know
Oh
Yeah, please yep, yep, yep
I don't know who I'm feeling like oh god. Oh, I'm feeling like check y'all got it. I gotta stop. I have to fuck
I don't know who I'm feeling like what is wait wait. I got it. I got it clearance
Wait, that's a counter. Lacey, you got demo like that. Demo like that.
That's a goal.
Bang!
Yeah!
Fuck it, go!
Let's fucking go! Come on!
Good work, Lacey!
Come on.
Let's go!
Okay, Lacey, near you.
I did it, I did it, I did it.
Lacey, no!
Oh my god, I see it.
Fuck, fuck.
Where were you? I went for booze. I went for booze. I got greedy for booze. I got greedy for booze.
Look at me. Look at me in the back fucking greenie rubbing my fingers together for booze, bro.
I'm a greedy pig, Jinx. I'm a greedy pig.
Listen, I will burn my house down if you do that again.
Okay. I'm a greedy pig.
Listen, that's not what we do. We go, we cheat and we go for the dead. We go for the dead. We go for the dead.
We go for the dead.
Open a middle. Open a middle.
Colazzo, wait.
Que pinche, Colazzo, wait.
Que pinche, Colazzo, wait.
Que pinche, Colazzo, wait.
Carlos Deves.
Carlos Deves.
Look at this.
Oh my god, get the fuck out of me.
Get the fuck out of me.
It's you, it's you, it's you.
I'm playing for the dead.
Yeah, I'm deading it, I'm deading it.
OK.
Wait, that's it.
Hey.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you.
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE FUCK? DON'T WE GO?
I'll make up for it, don't worry. I'll make up for it.
I'm back on, I'm back in Keeper. Okay, okay. I'm back in Keeper. Clear that, clear that?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Got it, got it, got it, got it.
All right, we need to clean this shit up. Okay, okay, yeah. Clean this shit up, now!
Where the fuck's the ball?
I buried it.
I mean, I'm not, I'm not.
Got to get that.
You've got to fucking you've got to save that.
You're in the goal for a reason.
Lacey, you have a cherry mess last year,
but you got to clear that.
You had an open shot.
You had an open shot.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
That's the perfect day.
That's the perfect day.
He saved it.
Wow.
I mean, you did amazing there.
He saved it though.
I don't know.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Not here, not here, not here.
What is that?
What is that call out?
What is that?
Got the little save there.
See that?
Little touch on the ball tip.
Good touch, good touch.
That's, my god, good save.
Lacey, wait Lacey.
Hook shot, oh my god.
Yes.
Rebound, rebound.
BAM!
Lacey.
What?
What?
Oh my god.
What?
I'm demoing him.
Nice.
I'm demoing him, demoing him.
Nice.
Lacey, I'm over the middle.
I'm over it!
I can do this!
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
Open fucking goal!
I'm about to kill myself, I'm about to kill myself.
I'm trying to do my best here, you see?
In GTA.
Oh, I'm about to kill myself in GTA.
We're talking better than the next one.
No, no, what is happening?
Oh my god, go.
That's it, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
YES! YES!
Fucking hell!
YES!
I'm a fucking superstar!
I'm I got shift. Yes, no, I was you're actually to go oh my god you're legitimately
We score and then they just fucking score right after bro
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, come on.
It's all good.
It's all good.
We have time.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I get it.
I'm getting it.
Okay.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Oh my god.
You could try and tip it.
Hit it with this little tip.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm dribbling.
Nice.
Yinksie yinksie.
Nice.
I've got it.
Nice.
Good.
Yeah, I got it back on it back. It's you baby. I'm sure she nice nice. Hold up you
Wow that guy must be a fucking that guy must be a fucking superstar legend one
Okay, hey, we still got time we still got time we still got time it's all good. We still got time
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. Not a dead, but I
Can't stand when kids jumping game chat after their family believe like you should literally be punched in the fucking throat dude
All right, I'm clearing it. I'm clearing it. Listen. We score. Go here. We score. Go here. Fuck it. I wrote
I'm in the middle. We need to score like now. I'm on that. Get that weak shit out of here, bro
Just to remind you these guys did talk shit, so let's win this game.
Got it out, got it out, got it out.
I'm over the middle.
Okay, that's a perfect pass.
That might be a goal.
Oh my god, I chipped him.
Oh, he's there.
They're pointing and laughing, bro.
She just makes it so much harder to win when you guys point and laugh.
Come on, Dennis, how do we read it?
It's over, guys. It's over.
get moving
We're right there JC just a couple loose we're not we're not we're not right there
We're not right there. We're getting better over a fucking table. We're right. We're not we're not right there
We're tying up a couple of us
Like JC I'm not a liar, I can't do this myself every game
What's a sad song?
Thank you, XQC, thank you, thank you, XQC.
What is a sad song?
XQC, I'm actually good, I'm actually good.
My intuition is good, XQC said.
He said, Lacey, intuition, low key, good,
jinks, he just got to step it up a little bit.
What did XCC say?
No, hey, what the fuck did he say?
What did he say?
XCC said, your intuition is low key, good,
jinks, he has to step it up a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
Ah.
He's right.
No, he's right.
All right.
All right, jinks, jinks, jinks, jinks, jinks, jinks.
It's time for me to come clean about something.
what? This is my first time ever playing Rocket League. And I am somehow already better than
you! Can you step it up? Brother, brother, you said you were a former Platinum. I lied!
I lied my ass off! But I'm fucking going! How did you get an unranked account, though?
That's what I understand. It isn't unranked. I'm unranked. No, but how did you unlock the
the new level drivership or the new drivership.
I don't even know what that means.
Wait, how is he?
Have you ever played ranked before?
No, I played a 1v1 against agent one time in this game.
So you've never played, wait, what?
Wait, are you an epic partner?
Oh, it's called an epic partner.
Ha ha ha.
What is that?
I got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Got it, got it, that's what.
All right, their name is Skibbity Toilets.
maximum five years old let's win ok they're literally five I'm a dead I'm a
dead it oh wait a minute that's a good jing see a good jing see nice double
time that's how you fucking get it right just a triple top for a couple
those triple top right just a triple or double triple double top that was a
fucking good shit I'm a dead I'm a dead I'm a dead I'm a dead I'm a dead it
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, fuck that, fuck that, really bad, I fucked up, really bad, okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, chill, chill, chill.
It's not okay, where are you? Don't be a star, Lacey, where are you?
Legitimately, bro. Do you fucking map? Where the fuck are you?
Bro, Lacey, stop prioritizing the boost, get back!
I'm on that, I'm on that, that's over, that's not going in.
Get it out of there, get it up out of there, get it up out of there.
Great touch, I'm on it again.
Oh my god, I'm over the middle.
I see, I'm over the middle.
Over the middle!
That's on me.
Okay.
That's on me, okay.
Yep, that is 100% on me.
Okay, that is 100% on me.
Oh my God.
It's all good. It's all gonna happen bro. It happens. It happens happens. I'm dead. I'm a dead it
Can't you see my god tips you a little bit so I saw
Don't worry
I'm fucking you. I'm nice. Listen fucking shit, mom. I
Mean I have no boost. I have no boost
I think I need a little bit of help out here.
I'm fucking, yo, JX, doing everything on this.
All right, I have a goal, I have a goal.
I dribble, I dribble it again.
Okay, nice.
I dribble it again.
I dribble again.
Hey, JX, maybe up, up and away, okay.
Gotta get back, lay, get back.
I have no boost, I have no boost, I have no boost,
but I'm here.
Get back!
Nice.
Lie me, lie me, lie me, lie me, lie me!
I can't lie in there!
No fucking boost!
Oh my god, that's internet.
Fucking lie me!
Motherfucker!
I don't want to get the shit out there!
You're doing fucking cardio!
Brother, I need you to front flip there to pass!
Come on, free one.
Oh my god, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm on it, I'm lining this, I don't care.
Lining it, huh, nice line, line it more, line it for the other fucking team, you line it for the other team?
Let's see, alright, you, okay, let's see, we need to keep this positive, bro.
Okay, we're ready.
Let's give that over, bro.
Even though I messed up my line there, bro.
It's called a come back for a reason.
It's called a come back for a reason.
Alright, boom, that's one.
Alright, here's goal number one.
Here's goal number one.
Okay.
Two more to go.
Over the middle to you.
Fake to him.
Over the middle to you.
Alright, he's got that.
We'll tap eight of flute.
We're losing the skibbity fucking toilets.
Got it down there, got it down there, got it down there.
I'm walling it over the middle.
To goal, thank you very much.
All right, two more.
Come on, hey, let's go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Keep hitting it, keep hitting it.
Keep hitting it.
Focus, we're winning this.
Focus.
Two more, let's dance.
Let's go.
Come on, I'm a dead end, I'm a dead end.
Okay, start ball.
I'm over the middle. If you get it here, we score.
That's what I can do there.
I'm boost starving.
All you let...
You can't run past the ball. You can't run past the ball.
Lacey, Lacey, it's rolling in one mile an hour.
You missed the flip, James. You missed the flip. You missed the flip.
You missed the flip.
We got to be better man. We got to be better than that's a couple loose screws a couple loose screws. Oh
My god, go open jibble in nose on you nose on you good fucking shit Lacey good shit
Come on. We got two down minute 40 left. Okay fucking concentrate. Okay. It's lucky
We keep scoring and then giving up a go right out right after we got to just come on you see
Wow, you've had it everybody went to him.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Exactly.
What's the name?
I'm sure.
Oh, fuck out of here.
Keep that weed shit out of here.
Oh, no.
Keep that weed shit out.
It's fine.
Fine.
Bill slow.
Nice, Lacey.
Nice.
Nice, Lacey, go.
I don't know.
I'll see.
All good.
All good.
Nice.
It's still in there half.
Okay.
He's touching my tip rail.
I banged him banged him banged him
son son you missed the ball this no no I banged him I banged him it's called a
bang out I missed the ball I look like I see this one look like I see the school
I'm behind you if you want to pass for whatever something over the middle of the
middle of the we got to score two goals in 50 seconds let's let's let's fucking
do it let's fucking do it yeah yeah oh my god I'm going to die that's how you
start that's how you started to go over here jesse come on so great start he
missed he missed he missed
lacy
lacy got it lacy yeah it's called patience yeah it's called patience 30 seconds
it's called patience 30 seconds come on have this for better
get it get it get it come on jesse getting it getting it
Oh, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good. He's gonna miss. He's gonna miss. Call it. Oh my god. Oh my god
You're actually playing lights out. Come on, Jason
I'm behind you
We got 10 seconds show get the ball we got one more chance I
Lined it. I'm staying on this. Oh my god last chance. Come on score. Did you score it? No, you have to score
I have a loose. I have a loose.
It's fine. They're probably class. They're probably class
JC. I got a hat trick. I got a hat trick. JC. I got a hat trick. I got a hat trick
It's okay, it's all good. It's all good. We're dead. Hey, we're almost there. We're almost there. We're almost there. All right
Almost there. We're almost there
Get into the field!
Inbrads!
Inbrads!
Are we almost inbrads?
We haven't won in an hour!
Fuck!
I need a little bit of help out here on the field, man.
He's got a tournament winner.
He's got a tournament winner, bro.
That doesn't mean anything.
I'm burying this shit.
If you've done it my way, I'm burying it.
Okay.
Okay.
Get in it.
That's not a dead.
It's in the air, dude.
He's got a sock, Jason. He's got a sock. Come on.
What a touch.
Nice.
Oh, Darwin. I missed. I missed. I missed.
That's all me. That is all me.
They suck. They suck their ass. Trust me, they're trash.
I thought the wall over the minerals
Nice you should get off my court. Oh, come on. It's a hey. This is sort of a win streak check
This is sort of a win streak. Let's go. Come on with all due respect
I put on every person in chat's life or win in this game. I'm never losing again. Lacey. I'm enlightened. Come on. Come on
No, I actually I'm never losing yet from this point on. I'm never losing again
See it clearly now JC
That it at Northern I
I saw the boost so the boost arms fornable here
They're in it. Oh demo nicely. I'm over the middle. Oh
My fucking god, that's what hold on. We're good. We're we're actually completely good
We're good, we're good. Chill chill chill. I'm gonna get out of here. I'm gonna get out of here. I'm gonna take that boost
Oh my god, nice nice nice back to the middle back to the middle
I'm behind you. Well, just watch this you see, okay. I got it. I got something don't worry. No, er
Nice good dick, you see. Yeah
Oh my god, oh me. Oh my god. Come on. You see buried
No, I still hit you know
I'm walling it. I'm walling it. It's all about over the middle. Do you lay lay look alive?
It's all about the dick we give him. It's all about the dick. It doesn't matter about the offense for a point
Okay, oh my god
They come on that moment. I don't break away. Go go go. We go free go
No, I told you it's a fucking win streak everybody who doubted us
Say goodbye.
Chad, I'm never losing again dog.
Brothers, brothers, I'm never losing again.
JC, it's you, it's you, it's you, dead it, dead it.
I'm deading it, I'm deading it, deading it, deading it.
Kayla, it's not dead.
Wait a second.
I have a shot here. Clear out.
Never mind, never mind, sorry.
That's our side.
Wait, wait, I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there.
Nice, good, clear.
Oh my god, I almost killed him.
I almost fucking five stars killed him.
Watch this, you already watched this, you already watched this.
I'm over the middle.
W fake?
Oh my.
It's all good.
Gotta learn how to arrow.
Yeah.
Well, fake out, see that, Chat?
Yeah.
Chat, this game is all about, uh...
I have a shot nice I have a shot nice these kids fucking suck
Yeah, you know the song about a player right like who say you know the song about a player, right?
Yeah, be honest very much gives one to ten. I'm definitely eight or nine. This is a Erling Holland hatchet. Yeah
Let's make it four bucket. Let's make it four make it four for make it four for less if you've ever seen a arrow before
Ha ha ha ha man, I'm in the net. I'm in the net Lacey
All right, let me show
All the music we can see
All right
Yeah, that was a hauling bass gold. I'm like that was a hauling gold preset
Yeah, I put on every person in chess in life. We're not losing this game. Well, all right, relax
We fucking suck. I did it. I did it. Oh my that's in the net. Lacey. That's in the net, my boy. They see that's in their neck
That's called that's in there. It's called me and you taking our dicks out moving them up and rubbing them together like a sword fight great chemistry
as I'm gonna I'm gonna completely ignore whatever the fuck you just said Lacey
whenever we dead it sounds buried but it's just bad it's buried it's fucking
buried bro it's so hard to dead it though Chad how do you get it like a
I'm just a lot dude.
I'm gonna pass.
I'm gonna pass.
I mean, what a fucking pass man.
Yeah, that's a great pass.
See, now we're getting black.
Because now we're actually, we have pep in our step.
We're communicating way better.
We're finishing better.
We're defending like, now we're getting black.
So, yeah, win the round.
They don't want me.
They don't want me.
They don't want me either way.
Hey, yo, next predict, put all your points on us.
Trust me.
Chad, I believe the word for this is aura.
Fucking forfeit the fucking game.
Let's go, Lacy!
Let's go!
Two gold players, two gold players.
Fucking fire up.
Fucking dog!
Yo, what's the rank of bump clap?
So it goes like this.
Unranked, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Plat, Diamond, Champ, Grand Champ, SSL.
Dude, we might be Diamond level players.
Yeah, 100%
Oh my god.
You kind of deaded it out on that little bit.
Oh my god, I got a horrible touch.
It's all good. It's all good.
Calm it, calm it, calm it.
I walled it, I walled it.
Nice.
That's, it's over, it's over, it's over.
We're good.
I'm in your net, I'm in your net.
I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
Playing as much, giving them as much as I can.
One boost, going for a boost, going for a boost, going for a boost, okay.
They're saying this is a smurf, Jaxy.
But it's okay, you wanna know why?
Yeah, his game attack is sus. He has like a smurf game attack.
Good touch, Lacey.
Shadow, these guys smurfs! Five-second prediction.
We can still win this, we can still win this, we can still win this, we can still win this.
We can still win, it doesn't matter if this works, because they don't have teamwork like we do.
Behind you? Oh my god. Nice, oh my god.
Off the wall, TZ? TZ?
I had to get over it, I'm sorry, I'm actually sorry.
I was under and it went high, no chat, no.
Another Smurf? I mean, what is this game?
Nice, could defense.
Hey, CC?
Hey, CC, hey, CC!
Wait, I have a shot.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
No, man, no, man, no, man!
Oh, my God!
Don't worry, we got this, bro.
I've never been more confident in my life.
I've never been more confident in my life.
Yeah, be honest. I had a really good pass there. Okay, I need to lock it. Come on, bet it, bet it, bet it, bet it
Can we speed boost it to the ball? He's speed flip to the ball. What the fuck?
I fucking hit him out. Nice, nice. Nice, nice. Fast break, fast break, fast break. Yo, this guy's fucking moving quick with the car
Brother, what is that?
How is he doing flips into air with the ball?
I'm in the net, I'm in the net.
Just relax, we're good.
Yeah, you're sure.
Wait, hold up.
Hold up.
Nice.
I've demoed the Smurf kit.
Fuck me in my ass
Hold up. Can you see that nice good save good save?
I have zero boots. I can't even jump in here. Can't even jump in here. I have no booze either
This dude is fucking touching this kid is Peter Parker
But as a matter we want to watch
We'll take out I'm walling this it's got fault
What the hell he just readjusted in the air bro.
It's like as soon as we get a win we just immediately play another smurf.
Check out his gamer pad.
This is lame chat.
These kids are fucking superstars.
It's not even that, like, it's probably just like diamond or something.
He's an ass-surf.
Yeah, this is not SSL, trust me.
We're good, we can beat Smurfs.
We win this, we win this.
Yeah, we can beat Smurfs.
It's only once, Murph, the other kid's legit.
1820 is SSL well I'm sure it is but I just know he's not SSL from how he's
playing he's probably just trying to act like his SSL maybe he is like what the
fuck are we supposed to do chat job how is this fair at all I'm telling you this
is all this game is when I free in this game when I'm not shooting this game
this never happens literally never he did a flip reset I understand like wanting
to like you know show off your one inch cock or something but like can you just
let us win dude wait that's a good shot like what's the one of winning I don't
understand like you're not even on your main account we are all absolute we
what happened bro this dude is a loser he's probably a champ at most bro you
guys actively ranks in shit
sorry for sure bro this is like legit like as soon as we get a little bit of
We just play this like we got a win and then they just start doing this man. I
Just don't understand like I mean if I saw him in real life like legitimately
Or like in GTA if I saw him in GTA like I would probably he says so too in GTA like in GTA
I would probably you know, I'm gonna show
It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. You know why? Because when we play against the actual ranks, we win.
It's just Smurfs that beat us. That's all it is. It's just Smurfs. It's just Smurfs.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. You're legitimately right. We old chat. When we play actual gold, we win every time.
That's why we win every time.
Whenever we go on a little win streak, we're gonna hit flat.
I wonder where rank I'm gonna get.
Oh yeah. How many places do you have left?
I don't know.
You're probably gonna get like flat or something maybe nice my god that's right in there now
Oh my god
I double commit I got
This could see the pool what to say
buffon
Jannu is your buffon
Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, nice to wear you.
Mayer, mayer, mayer.
Not a horrible touch.
Nice, all good, all good.
See, like, these guys aren't smirks.
It's actually fun again.
So boring.
Wow!
JL, see that?
Goal!
What?
All right, hold on.
I'm on this.
How does that have a cool shirt?
Over the middle, over the middle.
Great pass, Lise.
Oh, look.
What, what's that?
Wait, what? I didn't save that?
I legitimately didn't save that?
Are we trying to hit it open in that?
What?
Jack, is that not a perfect save?
Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
Why not? We need these kids. These kids suck.
Nice good
I did it. Oh my god. Nice.
I had to get it back to get a good
No that's totally fine. That's totally fine.
Lacey you don't have the potential to be a SSL in this game.
Bro I just want to get
Wait what did that guy say Lacey?
He said I look to get potential to be SSL in this game.
I kind of agree if it's your first time flying.
Get this boost.
Oh, dear Christ great save I have a shot on that that's in their net
I bumped them I bumped them no go no go no
or get boosted and back and go.
Stay back, Lacey.
Nice!
I'm on your right, I'm on your right.
Nice!
It's a goalie.
Yes!
You fucking play, baby!
Yes!
Wait Lacey, you're on keyboard?
No, I'm controller.
Okay, okay.
You go, you go, you go, Lacey, you go.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm walling this, I'm walling this.
over the middle I got I'm clearing that glaring that that's coming right back
over the middle I don't know what I just did nice I see a touch
I see oh my god that's it that's it hey yo yo yo we're looking play good we're
looking good we're looking play it bro we we lacy in our last three games we
won yes and then we only lost to slur so he's saying there's a product team is
alive okay got it on our side I'm coming up to them okay I don't know what I
can do here don't have any boost but I'll see
oh no oh no save it out of there okay nice lacy I'm in that I'm in that
let's play faster okay we're up to you that's all we break away I'm gonna just
Beautiful
Good shit
Hey, they might as well forfeit. They might as well forfeit. Yo, check be honest check be honest
I'm actually good at rockin me. Does that just want to just orgasm? I'm actually good at rockin me. Why am I absolutely gross?
They forfeit it
Lacey I'm telling you brother the platinum dream is alive. I really love the stock
I really think you'd be hit by me.
Wait, how do I check on many matches
till I get a rank?
So I'll close out real quick.
Now go to competitive and then see what it says
in front of twos.
Oh my God, one more.
You need one more?
Yeah, one more before you get a rank?
Yes.
I'm not gonna get bronze.
oh my god now I think you're gonna get gold Lacey I think you're gonna get
gold there's nobody to get plaque because we've lost majority of the games
but bro we really haven't we just played against fucking smurfing losers I
know like I'm sure we got a couple of real losses but I'm telling you half
our losses just smurfed go go go wait one thing I think you're gonna see a
Okay, is he still?
No, he's back, he's back.
I got it, I got it.
One shot, I'm gonna be a shot.
Good fucking shot, Jinxing!
Maybe a hunter gives it in the chat for that one.
That is earning fucking, ah!
Okay, so I'll you, I'll you.
I mean, I absolutely bury those, bro.
I go, I go.
I
Took his moves I never do to never the man said he's loose. I'm bullying this guy. I'm just for this
I'm walling that okay
Wait, that's a great touch good shit
Watch out. Let's watch out. Oh, no JC. I got it. Don't you fucking worry. See I'm here for flat
I'm here for flat. Come on. I got another good touch here. Nice. Nice
Nice!
Nice!
Good touch!
Let's see, I'm over the middle, maybe?
Maybe, maybe, maybe?
Nah, it's too far.
I'm just going to dribble it back a little bit and grab this back boost.
They're not, they cannot get a foot on that.
Yeah, there's no way.
I bumped it a little bit.
Okay, got it out.
Nice.
Out in transition.
Just fucking focus.
I got a great, great shot there.
Yep, he missed it.
Nice, Stacey.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm coming up.
Wait, he missed it again.
Okay, these guys are real.
These guys are actual goals.
Okay, shall we win this?
Did I say, shall we dead ass win this?
Shall we dead ass win this?
I'm in the net.
I'm in the net.
You got to protect this guy.
Ah!
Bro, that's not me.
It's just sliding is so awkward there.
Yeah.
It's just shoots.
Fuck me.
Yeah, well, right.
Fuck the game.
If we win this game, am I gonna win that?
Jack stop talking son dude. Just stop. I hate that. I'm gonna get it. Lacey. Go. Go. I'm gonna get it. I'm ready for it
I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it. Oh
I see they both missed the ball
We have a fast break, okay, I'm gonna try to stay on his ass nice
Yes! Yes! Yes! That's fucking teamwork, dude! Nice!
Bro, the Platinum Dream is alive!
Come on, ladies!
Chad, you literally just can't play selfish, bro!
Ah!
Chill.
What a touch! What a nice cheek!
You guys are dead!
Yes!
Bruh, Lacey!
On God, we are better than all of the gold!
They saw it!
Literally, we are better than all of the gold!
Okay, it's you, it's you, it's you, it's you!
Deading it, deading it, deading it!
I don't want you to dead it now.
Fuck.
I feel like you gotta get over it to dead it, but it's just so hard.
Wait, oh my God, it's another goal.
For the lads.
No!
It's all good?
Come back, come back.
Watch out.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
He demoed me, but I might have hit the ball out.
I don't know.
As you said, that I just saw him dribbling it into the net.
OK.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go, go, go.
Go ahead.
Put that fucking baby in a check.
Go for it.
Let him one more.
All of a sudden, it's a son.
OK.
It's actually.
Oh, my god, what a ball touch.
Nice.
Oh good try good try
wasting my booze
Can my car get on the fucking floor what?
I'm playing let's get over the middle get over the middle get over the oh, I got a great thoughts on that. I'm falling back
I have no boots. I gotta fall back
Got it. You're so fucking good. You're so fucking good. Lacey. Let's go. You like that chat. Yeah, you like that loose
Watch out. Watch out. It's not over yet. We're not out of the woods yet here. Oh
My god. Oh my god
That was actual good defense to how did that happen? No legitimately. How did that happen? You've got a lucky ass hit
Oh my god, bro. You didn't mean to do it stop putting it. All right, you see that's one straight three. It's fine
It's how we win this you win this they suck
Like that, please nice keep it in their half row. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm in the net got it up on out of there. We can pass got it up on out. I have a shot. I think come on JC
No
I'm passing it to you or I can't see in a weird spot. It's okay
Nice I'm over the middle if you want it
Get back get back play smart play smart play
Get back get back back. I'm gonna try to get back to
You get that course, of course, nice nice
Over the middle. Let's go over the middle
Lacey
Okay
Blackman bitch
Oh, I go I go come on wait wait I have a free shot
Bro this is what happens whenever the guy that's closer doesn't go you just get a free shot
Look at that. She's too late great. All right. All right minute left to go lead. This is literally unloosen. Oh, we can't lose this
Nice.
You're actually pretty good at deadening it, to be honest.
I'm gonna try to get this to you, Lacey.
Oh my god, that's over the middle.
Lacey!
I'm not there to jinx your muck a lot of you, but I am now.
Lacey!
Get in here, you fucker!
It's all good.
It's all good.
I was playing safe on defense is what happened there.
That's smart.
Actually, I like that.
You're actually right.
You know what?
Let's just park the bus.
This is what I do in England, in English football.
Park the bus.
Park the bus.
Wait, that's a no no part about part of us. I have a shot actually nevermind part of us over a minute over a minute over a minute over a minute
I think we just get back. Let's just play like super creeps, bro
Like I'm talking to keepers at all times. Okay. Okay. Okay. What's our half? I did
Let's just get in that let's just get in that you're right. Let's go. Let's just get in that
Yeah, just getting that same that we don't leave the
Yep, just saying that wait. I have a go lots of get p.m. Check or not so way nice
Six goals somebody just just jack somebody just suck
Six goals, I mean chat am I not absolute
Okay, go for it. Go for it. I'm batting it. Nice. Nice.
God, it's hard to dead it, bro. Yeah, you're maybe in here.
I'll take seven goals. I don't give a fuck. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yo, how's my right?
You're about to get your right. What's my right? What's my right?
I'm gonna say dude, I think you're gonna get gold or flat
How much it
It's gonna show you right now. I'm gold to go to that right to the exact same rank as me. Okay, so that means
You're gonna get it together brown type shit champ predicts out vote on predict trust me
You're gonna want to vote on us brown. I'm really getting to hang in this game
I'm gonna cancel the queue to predict the stream snipers. God. I'm locked in and
Then I do it again. Oh
My god JP think of it divide gifts in Lacey brother brother. I'm almost go three. You're probably also almost go three
We're gonna play together. Let's see when we play two goals. We win every time
It's only sauce at Peter's. It's only smurfs. We only lost to smurfs and plaques check
Can I get a fax? Can I get a fax? We only lost to smurfs and plaques. We did not lose the two goals
I'm not a single time. I have to reach with that. I
Cancel the Q again. I'm just finesse in these streams. I've been posties. I just keep canceling the Q. See what cars you have
Wait, what's a good car?
Go garage Lacey and see what you have best card in the game is fennec or octane, but I'm using a troll car
I have octane
Use octane octane is fucking peak use octane. You already have octane keep it
What's a fennec? I think I have that fennec is
It doesn't matter octane is the same as fennec. It has the same hip-hop. Oh shit. I have a Lamborghini Huracan
Oh, I have a fennec. I have a fennec throw that on
Oh, I'm an edge supporter. I have everything.
All right, Lacey, these guys are going to be gold twos. Hopefully they're not worth it.
Wait, I used the wrong fennec. I used the wrong fennec.
What is? That's not a fennec. I don't even know what that is, dude.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter that much. Just focus. What is that?
Wait, so cars are different cars, or chat, are different cars?
different hip-hops.
They see? They see?
Care of that? You're so fucking good.
Brother, you're actually so fucking good.
I got it.
I got it, yep.
Oh, good. I don't want to see you lose.
Oh my god. Over the middle to you. Get over the middle now!
You know what? Daddy's home.
Okay, I like Daddy's home!
I like that, Jixie.
Come here, you black!
Black no die, bitch!
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go.
I thought I had a free one, Muckalaw.
He missed his aerial, but I didn't miss mine.
Over the middle?
Lacey, you might have missed that.
Okay, now I did.
I bumped you on accident, but I ended up faking it.
Wait, Lacey, Lacey, go, go, go.
I'm gonna lose to you.
It's okay, relax.
We're up there.
We're up there.
One no, yep.
I'm not that all nice you see all of me get that week sit out of here get that weak shit out of here
Don't cut it on me because now I'm locked
So that's how to see them warm up dude. Y'all are way too critical got it out got it out got it out got it out
Yep, I'm buff. I'm demoing him. I miss the demo. No wait
Over the middle to you lazy
What?
Lacey, you actually can't get mad at me?
Look at the animation.
Lacey, look at the bounce this ball just took.
Like I wouldn't say my bad, but look what just happened.
Oh my, he didn't even mean to do that.
Stop saying son!
It's all good, we have a great column.
You go for it, you go for it.
I go.
You suck, Junko.
Yo, little pickle.
Um, I'll, you know what, actually, I'm going to message you at the end of the game.
Don't you worry. I'm gonna message you at the end of the game.
Nice, you see, nice.
Yeah.
Wanna save?
Nice.
Yeah, you get chipped.
Nice.
You literally bought.
You suck, Junko.
Fat. No, no, no. That's all the motivation I needed.
I'm behind you.
Hey, see, maybe you do.
Ah.
Yeah, it's the best I can do with no moves, not gonna lie.
I could have had a crazy shot there, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm sorry to communicate.
If you were to dribble, oh my god, Lee.
Oh, my fault.
Lee, you're good.
That's a shot, Lacey.
No, it's not for me.
Not for me, Shad.
Don't go ahead.
I already know the baby's getting spammed, bro.
Go ahead.
Over the middle, over the middle, Lacey.
Over the middle.
Oh, no.
We're good, we're good.
Oh, shit.
I'm in that I'm in that okay. I got this I got this okay nice just want to touch hold on
I think I think oh god, it's not gonna back and go back and go I'm back on D2. I'm back in that I
Got it. Don't you worry? Well fake him fake him. I
Missed I think I'm a
Good all right, we got we got lucky here. Thanks for playing. We're both get a little
I'm all over this, don't you worry?
It was the worst touch imaginable, man!
Worst touch ever!
It looked like litter.
Fucking god!
How about I fix the monitor?
The monitor's frozen.
I'm gonna fix the monitor.
It's all good.
You gotta go, you gotta go!
Hold on, hold on!
Oh my god, these guys are actually decent.
I
Score that I like
Am I like high on what am I doing?
I'm over the middle of us. Oh my god. What a fucking play. Oh
No
Nice. Get out of there. I like that a lot.
Oh, this guy.
Out of play? I want to show you how to get this game.
No way! Of course not! Oh my god. Oh my god. You missed it.
Oh my god.
At least you have a play I want to show you how to get this game.
Okay. Okay.
not saying sign
alright listen
i would normally give up right now but these guys are so
i think we should make sure you do these guys are so fucking shit
oh no
my mouth is sore
alright maybe they're not shit they're actually aerial
But they're not bad, but we could sit with this.
I'm so serious.
That's a great touch.
Lacey, I'm right behind you.
But we got to score, dude.
We got to score here, Jinksy.
Clear this, clear this, clear this.
You go, you go.
I'm behind you.
Wait.
Wait, that's it.
You're wide open, wide open, wide open.
OK.
OK.
OK.
You are so clutched, Lacey.
All right, 30 seconds, dog.
Lacey, come on.
OK, come on, chat.
Focus, focus, chat, focus.
that is it that is a very very very very very agency
okay we are going to put that
can get under it perfectly
i don't want all of us
twenty-second score
will see i could
behind you on my
all my god could play
to see
no i got
let's stay on there
you go you go
Oh, man.
Keep it in the air.
What else?
I can't!
No!
Fuck!
All right, Lacey.
This is a play where I've seen opportunities to do this,
and I haven't, like, said it so.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I want to change the phone.
I don't like this car.
I like this car.
I'm feeling bad looking at this car.
Okay.
I've seen a lot of pros do this, Lacey.
Okay?
All right.
So, if this situation applies to
If one of us is in front and the other one's behind,
but like the guy behind has a boost
and the guy in front doesn't have a boost,
you can see if we have boost on the circle.
So we're going to name this play.
Um, what should we name it?
We're going to name this play, um, what do we name the play?
Block. No. Barricade. Yeah, yeah, barricade. That's good. Yes. Okay. Lacey. So whoever's
in front, when we say barricade, the guy behind has to be the one calling it every time. That
part is sexy that you ever know. So for example, Lacey, if you have full boost and I'm in front
of you with the ball, and I have no boost, say barricade, I'm going to immediately run
past the ball and try to bump them and then you're going to shoot, okay? Every time. All
right? Barricade. You got, you give it a say?
Sort of.
So the guy in front is basically like a, like a left tackle that makes it the second level.
And the guy behind is like a running back. It works for dribbling too.
Okay. I'm trying to think here. It's like a screen, like a, like a screen in two caps.
So basically you're saying if you have the person in front blocks and the person behind goes to the shop
Yeah, because the person behind can actually get a powerful shot. Okay, got it
Whoever doesn't have boost should be the blocker in front. Yeah
It's called a screen take all the screen
I got that I got that nice nice. I gotta be back though. He's gonna get a good touch
I mean that I'm in that I'm in that
I'm gonna block them. I blocked them both. Clear if you can.
Yeah, clear. So like if you see me, I don't need to have no boots, right? I can have boots, but just say screen.
And as soon as you say screen, Lacey, I'm gonna let go of the ball and...
That's on me. I'm fucking... I don't know if I did a pretty good job.
What I did...
Fuck that.
Lacey, it doesn't matter. Just call screen, the guy with the ball immediately drops off the ball and tries to block somebody, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
It's gonna catch these kids off guard. I see him get it get it get it get it get it get it get him
We're good
Turn it out turn it out turn it out nice nice. I see
Remember the guy the guy behind us to call wait. Okay. I've got shot. That's in there fucking mad dog
Oh, he aerials. We won
Jenny saved that are we dead ass he fucking saved it
Lacey?
Screech.
Oh, never mind, never mind, never mind.
I actually would have shot there.
It's okay.
I bumped him, I bumped him.
Over to you, over to you.
I would have actually...
I'm flicking that away, I'm flicking that away.
Nice, good shit, good shit.
I'm flicking that away again.
Nice, nice!
I'm over the middle, Lacey.
I demoed him, I demoed him, I demoed him, I demoed him.
Ah!
I have no booze, dog.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna try to get it to the middle to you.
Okay.
Shot watch this.
Oh my god, Jason.
They both missed, they both missed.
They both missed it.
I'm actually gonna kill myself and I'm literally gonna wrap a car around the telephone pole
in GTA like no no no I hit two posts or you fucking serious I hit two posts
oh no oh no oh no sorry sorry
I was going to say, just hit it or something, wait, oh my god, it rakes my eyes.
No, you have a shot, you have a shot, you have a shot, you have a shot, bang bang, you
have a shot, bang bang, come on, good shit, ladies!
Bro, we can get plot dude, I'm telling you.
I know, I feel it.
But remember, the screenplay, whenever it presents itself, it's no big deal, but whenever
it presents itself.
Yep, yep, you got it, get it, get it.
The guy behind us to call it.
Oh nice this guy said bro teammate they suck lock-in
Got it up on out of there
Said sorry then took it like a good boy
Tell me what I could have done
What can I check? What can I add in there? Anybody want to let me know?
Just not in my mouth. Just look. Not in mouth.
You go get it, get it, get it.
Bro, the best thing to do on D-Town Shadow is just sit in the mat. I'm telling you.
I get it, I get it, I get it.
Oh my god.
No!
Over the middle to you? Maybe?
Uh, maybe.
Over the middle to you?
It's in a tricky territory.
NOOOOOO!
Help me!
Come on chat, yeah, do y'all believe in us hit planner no
Bro, we're hitting black. It's not even a fucking question. Oh
Oh, no, that's in our mat
They say baby I see it and somehow I gotta save in this
What is that touch, man?
Sun, sun, sun.
I'm not being the next person that's at the score, okay?
I did it.
I did it.
That's it.
It's so easy.
You're actually a gamer.
No, no, you're a gamer, dude.
You're a fucking gamer.
It's literally all ball knowledge.
And deaded and buried.
Like, it's just so fucking easy.
I'm going for it.
needed that basically like actually ah fuck okay nice I'm about to get another
great touch here nice you see another great touch wait I'm about to get another
great touch please thank you very much thank you very much sometimes you don't
gotta jump somebody's got a tippy with tip bro let's get platinum right now come
Come on, JC, get it, get it, get it.
I'm dead at this.
Bro, if I dead it, you're burying it.
I seen it last time.
Oh my god.
Oh!
He was just closer, it's all.
See, but the thing is, if they went for a boost,
we have a free goal.
That's not going for boosts, it's so bad.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Like, but it was so bad.
Oh my god.
I see low key.
I'm over, I'm over, middle, middle, middle, middle,
it's there, JC!
I'm on that.
Faked him, faked him.
Nice, nice.
Okay, I'm in that I'm in that I'm in that let's play defensive play defensive
I mean impressive that was impressive. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I was impressive. I
Guess we're in gold too. I don't know
Wait, we might be about a beat snorkels
You ready a mobile ninja beast is a smurf dude
Oh my God.
Hey, shit, shit.
Good fucking shot.
Good fucking shot, dude.
Yeah, we're about to be cursed.
We're about to be cursed.
This is a bicycle kick, chat.
I mean, like, look forward, but holy fuck.
But, chat, like, is anyone else wet or is it just me?
Did you get it? Did you get it?
Oh my God.
No.
I'm actually getting it this game.
I don't know how.
Holy shit.
get it back on defense get it back on D. Yep. Clear that way. I told you. This is
this. This is this. This is Ninja dude is good. They touch. They suck. They suck. We
chat chat we win we win so yeah we got a minute left chill i'm going to that i'm going to that
nice yes nice wait he overcommitted he overcommitted what is he doing what is he doing
oh my god okay six four we just can't be dumb we can't be dumb
I don't know, extra defensive, extra defensive.
Gio, Gio.
Nope.
Nice! Good touch, Lacey!
Yeah, like that check.
Let's just burn so much time, dude, when you do that, it's so good.
I know, I know. Okay, it's coming all the way.
I'm on this? Over the middle, it's you! To you, Lacey!
I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
Oh, no. We over-command.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I need the greatest defense of your life right now, like the greatest defense you could ever
imagine.
Oh my God, this is a real wreck.
You missed?
I'm on that shit.
You stay back, I'm going to, you stay back, stay back, stay back, I'm going to waste time,
stay back, stay back.
Please I'm going back with you now. I'm going back. I take it away and get in here. Let it let it land. Let it land
Oh my god, let it land
Oh my god, okay, we're getting flat we're getting flat we're on the way to flat we're on the way to flat chat
Keep check keep going on us. Keep getting your shadow points in
We're on our way to practice. They see let's go come on let's go
All right, learning experience, Lacey, next time we're up two goals, we're just gonna play like pussies.
Cause we made that close in the end.
When we're up two goals in a minute, we're just gonna play like pussies.
Come on, three in three takes.
Come on, three in three takes.
Alright, Jason, come on. Let's lock it.
I go, I go, yep. Lock the fucking.
We're getting glad tonight. I'm telling you.
We only lost like one real team of gold, I think.
Oh my god.
What a fucking touch, Lacey. Holy shit! What a touch!
Lacey, you just hit a wall shot!
It's in a wall shot!
Do you even realize what you just did?
No.
Good touch!
What was that?
Is that good?
Is that good?
Bro, look at the bounce you had.
It dropped right in their neck.
Oh my God.
I'ma dead it, I'ma dead it, I'ma dead it.
I didn't get it.
You're trapped, you're trapped.
It's okay, I'm back on D.
Okay.
Great try.
Miss, miss, wait off.
Wait off, wait off.
Oh my god.
Wait, get back. Lacey, that's in our net. You gotta go.
You missed the ball. You missed the ball.
No, no, you should see.
Okay.
I got an adult to worry about.
I'm in that. I'm in that. I'm playing smart.
I'll come up with the word of safer spot.
Yep, I'm in that. I'm in that.
I'm in that. I'm in that.
Got it out of there.
Cool.
Nice flick, Lacey.
It's over the middle.
I'm getting back. I don't know. Come back. Come back. Come back. Actually, no, you're doing good. You're doing good. Oh my God. You're doing great. You're doing great. You're doing great. You're doing great. You're doing great.
Prodigy. I'm a fucking prodigy. I'm a fucking prodigy.
Alright, two nails. This is very illusible. Alright, start playing a little bit more pussy-ish now.
Okay.
Oh my God.
That's in their net. That's literally in the... Well, now it is.
Nice!
Oh, yeah.
Okay, we do more.
Get it, get it, get it.
Let's get one more going, then we just win this game.
Okay.
Wanna touch? Stay on that leg!
I like that, I like that.
On the middle, maybe?
Wanna touch!
Oh, no, I'm back.
I'm back, I'm back.
Okay.
Nice, like that a lot.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stay net, stay net.
Yeah.
Clear that.
Yep.
Oh my God, Lacey, break away, break away.
Get up with me.
Get up with me.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Right to you, right to you.
Oh, he's there.
Oh, that was right.
To him.
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
3-1.
We can't get this up.
We cannot get this up, okay?
Chad, we need to focus.
We need to focus, okay?
There's so much time left.
You go.
Oh.
That's actually a great touch.
I'm walling this.
I'm gonna fuck.
Nice!
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm dumping this.
I got it.
He flipped it fast.
He left.
He left.
He left.
He left.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I
Flicked him with it again. You can drink
Flicked him again nice
He thought I was going high that week low. I'm so wet get it get it get it. I don't they see I'm getting it getting it
Wait, I messed up they stayed in that
Oh great. Okay
They're okay. They're gonna work me. I actually think one more win. We're gold three. I'm not a controlling
one more win
Check one more. We're going three right?
One more can they for today's gonna see what am I muted am I muted I can hear you
This year you muttered no you can hear me
Hello, Lisa, are you mad? Oh, you hear me now? Yeah, you know, what's up? My wire hit the
shift bar by accident. Yo, yo, okay. Oh my God. I'm going to go three. I'm going to go three.
You got go three. You got go three. Wait, how many do I need for gold three chat? How many do I need?
I need, how many, chat?
But I can't find a map, what's going on?
There we go.
I need two.
Okay.
Okay, so you, okay, okay.
We got this, we got this, bro.
I'm telling you, we can actually get black.
This is like some real game issue we're about to put on right now.
Like, bro.
I guess we're gonna use the bonnie boy. Yeah, come on
Chattage all locked in for us you see them W's in the chat. I'ma clear it
I'm on it nice one attach
Miss miss miss miss oh
Oh my god. Lacey, you're so fucking nasty, holy shit!
That was one of the most beautiful saves I've ever seen.
They're messing up, they're actually panicking in part of their nap.
Okay.
Oh, that was...
I'm juggling this away.
GC, that's into their goal. Nice, you saved.
Nice, GC! Oh my god!
Oh my god, over the middle, over the middle, over the middle!
I have no booze.
Okay, it's all good. It's all good. I bumped them. Oh God, I'm in that I guess. Yeah,
not it. Nice. I see. Oh, now. I mean, I'm going to set them up. No, I didn't. We're
good. Okay, nice for playing great defense right now. I know I have to go here. I have
to go here. I have to go here. I'm over the middle. If you want it. Oh my God, I'm too
I'm too late, I'm too late, I'm too late, I'm sorry.
You're good, you're good.
I'm behind you, Lacey.
Oh, fuck, Chad.
Yo, Chad, I'm looking to get a hang of this game.
Like, really fast or something.
Open the middle.
Can you, Lacey, can you?
I'm out there, I'm out there, I'm out there.
Oh, it's okay, okay, okay, I get it.
What the fuck is he doing?
Open the middle, open the middle.
I think I'll take them.
Take them.
Can I see?
Can't say that.
Can't say that.
Wow, what a shot.
What a shot.
Okay
Okay, so good chat so they're not skipping the replays. Yeah, make sure we don't skip our replays. Okay
That's another nap dog why what?
See and then it's just like we play it's the same guy I
I don't know easy buy. Okay. Listen. You have so much time. We cannot get we cannot get uh, we cannot get frantic here
We have so much time
I'm gonna get it right here, and you're gonna fucking sink it. All right
No, I miss barely
Such a stupid fat pain right back into chill chill right back into the smurfs. It's like
So insane dude. Just get just a re-building again
No one in gold plays like this bro
Maybe he's flat maybe but I don't know oh god. I'm going I'm going I'm going
What a wall touch my god is that an internet
We got to keep pressure on them if we're gonna win try to get over the middle, maybe that's I can do great pass
Okay, I just it was it wasn't even in front
My car just spun out of control.
I have a low, I have a low.
Please, no one's on you.
You have so much time, so much time, so much time, so much time, so much time, so much
time.
Okay, okay.
That'd be good to chat.
That'd be good to chat.
Come on, chat.
Everybody calm down.
Relax.
You feel me?
Focus.
Focus.
Come on.
Okay, you get it.
You get it.
You get it.
You get it.
You get it.
Is that it?
Kind of?
Kind of?
Please stop.
Wait, you missed? You missed?
Okay, uh
A lot of time a lot of time a lot of time
They all missed we have a break away go Jixie wait over the middle to you maybe I
Need a demo this smart kid
Double K's ass.
There he is again.
Look at him.
Bro, chat, they're saying the same thing, bro.
The other kid is at real gold and he's literally doing nothing and then there's just this kid.
Okay.
Look at where he put it.
He put it in like the one spot where I can't save him.
I'mma dead, I need you to sink it.
Wait.
Wait, I'm flicking it to you. Let's see all you
Actually
Come on, okay, we have a minute to tie this up, and then we win we have all the momentum in the world right now
All right, let's see you got a dead this
I did it
on an angle no okay it's okay let's go so much time so much time all the time in the
world no boosts like him I dribbled him Lacey go go go I miss Jinxie it's okay
it's in there half it's all matters bye oh my god oh my god
Lacey, you missed the ball.
Okay.
I walled it.
What is my car doing?
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
Back on our side.
Okay, great touch.
Got to demo it again for this little bitch.
Clear this.
20 seconds.
He's aerialing me now.
Miss Lacey, flick it up. We gotta go to 1-1.
2-1-1, 2-1-1.
I'll take it, I'll take it. You go to the middle. Go to the middle, go to the middle.
No, dude. No.
I'm telling you, every time there's this Murphy, he scores every goal. The other kid doesn't do shit.
We're so much better than everyone in gold.
Chad, you all gotta admit we're probably better. We're actually Platinum level players. We're actually Platinum level players.
So their gold three had zero goals, and then their gold two had three goals with four shots and two saves.
He had 7x the points that he had. Whatever dude.
Hell smurfing, bro. It's all good.
Bro, it's like, I just feel like we can win this. We can actually get Plat.
I don't know, I just feel like every time we win we just run into a fucking smurf, man.
How many wins do you think we need for both of us to get Plat?
unless you play bro you're gonna need like how many is lacy gonna need because
I'm like two or three games behind you I would say I'm like two games behind you
how many is lacy need I just dropped down to go to wait do I have to back out
they're saying five five for sure wait they're saying if we get five wins we'll
We'll both be flat.
No, that doesn't make any sense.
We're on a one straight right now.
One straight right now, Chad.
I'm putting you up.
If we lose in the next three games,
I will give Joe 50 subs.
Wait, Lacey.
Yeah.
If we win five straights,
we get one or more.
Okay.
I did it, Jamesy.
You actually did it.
Oh my God.
Oh, look, Lacey, I pulled you.
Good butt touch, good butt touch.
Good butt touch.
That's a cool shot.
Good butt touch.
Chad, that was one of the most
creative goals ever
let's actually fucking go
that again that again
here all good see now it's not real it's like I can see it's really tough
I
She's in Chris honey pack
Over to you over to you Lacey. Oh, you want accident. I did not want to do that. You're good. You're good. Oh my god
I kept them on accident chat
Not late Lacey nice Lacey nice Lacey nice wait, I'm over on the right
Please kids suck compared to us!
See, this is what I'm saying, bro.
When we play actual goals, it is a blowout!
And then there's this miraculously one guy who scores four fucking goals.
Jack, when we play goals, it- this is what-
On that, on that, on that.
I'm on that.
I mean, get off my court, please.
Oh, oh, oh.
Back in the back, in the back.
I'm on it lay I got it. Oh, that was such a weird animation now. I called it today
Focus concentrate concentrate lights
All right, he just did he dunked on you. It's all good. It doesn't matter
This totally happens son son son fuck you
He dunked on you it happens wait that happens when they three jump and they jump over you
I did it
Telling Jack watch these guys are gold we're doing five to three mark my words
Go
I missed everything nice
No, please you clear that you gotta get a full amount
Are you doing right now give max boots bro get up there
Gotta get up in the air there you gotta get up in the air there shut
Gotta get up in the air there shut
You're lollygagging you can't lollygagging in front of the net you guys like everything's
urgent
In front of the net we need urgency you're doing fucking great go bro that ass
Over to you, Lay! Over to you!
This guy's going- Give me the touch! Give me the touch!
I'm going to go to the middle.
I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying to block him a little bit.
All good, all good. I'm going to dribble this back and take all the b-
Oh god.
Hold up.
Nice, Lay!
I'm over the middle if you want it.
Aw, this is a fucking honey-pag, dude.
Okay.
I'm clearing this, I'm clearing this.
Nice, good clear, good clear.
I'm staying on it. I'm gonna dribble past the city yet. Okay. Oh God
Nice AC
Just create composure chat follow this
Nice nice chat, what am I doing around here?
Bro, you just got it. You got to get higher up in front of that cuz
Let's go on those high balls. You got to get high. I know I know that's my in front of the net in front of the net
Yeah, I got it
Like that
Oh, good shot.
It's OK.
I'm behind you.
Wait, screen maybe?
No, no.
Barricade.
OK, good try.
I love the fucking vision.
Like that, you like that?
Yes, yes, you're not.
Oh, shit, I hit you on accident.
It's all good.
I'm cleared.
I'm cleared.
I'm cleared.
There you go.
Nice, Lacey.
I got shot actually.
Nice, Lacey.
You're not so.
No.
Nice! Nice! Oh my goodness!
Another good touch.
That's over the middle.
Holy shit, Chad, this game is intense!
I faked him. Faked him.
Nice, over the middle, over the middle!
Let's do this!
Now you got it, you got it.
I don't know.
I'm gonna get these blues.
I'm gonna get these back blues.
Nice, okay.
I'm gonna net them in that. I'm gonna net.
Clear it.
Nice, Lacy.
Good shit.
These little fuckers, man.
Colloxo. That's in there, Nat Dog.
WHAT A FUCKING PLAY!
WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS REBREGIC TEAM! WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS!
Ready? Ready? Ready?
BANG!
Wait. You're actually the greatest teammate ever.
No. Lacey's the greatest teammate I've ever tried. Literally.
Hands down. Okay, hands down. I'm stomping balls on the wall.
Dead, dead. Oh, a little bit here.
I got a great top top map.
I'm over the middle.
No, get back Lizzie!
Get back!
We'll get the top, come, come.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
I went for aerial for no reason.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
You're the happiest man, the happiest man.
Okay.
I can't get there. I can't get there. I can't get there.
You got to flip.
Okay, I'm gonna get it, J.C., I'm gonna get it.
Oh, no.
Nice.
Out.
That's a perfect setup for you.
It's a perfect setup for you, J.C.
I missed. How? I was inside of it. What?
Chet was I not in the ball? Was I not in the ball?
Right, it's a good shit. Okay, 30 seconds.
Over the middle.
No, we stay here.
We have to tie this. We need to get the equalizer right here.
Okay, how is it going to go in gold?
15 seconds, 15 seconds.
I'm behind you.
I'm going to get over the middle.
Lacey, jump and hit it, jump and hit it, jump and hit it.
Lacey.
We'll see.
I sold a shot, I sold a shot.
It doesn't count much.
Was it open?
It was open.
It was fully open.
It was fully open, bro.
Sweet mother of neckton.
Chats not 50 subs out. Chats not 50 subs out.
That was clearly a smurf. That was clearly a fucking smurf.
Little, Drizzy, all we need is a little wind street.
That would have been like literally cinema
if you got a zero second equalizer, Maisie.
That would have been literally cinema.
All good, dog, lock it.
I'm behind you. Go.
Nice, great touch.
Shaz, got to work on my aerialing, bro.
Demo, demo, demo, over the middle.
I mean, just great work, I see.
Oh, I missed the aerial.
Bro.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh y'all I'm fucking playing with these kids
Got it back again all good all good. That's all
That's awesome. We have a counter if you get a touch on that. Get a touch on that. Oh my god. Nice!
No, we fucked each other. All good. What the fuck? I'm behind you. All good. All good.
It's gotta stay calm. Don't panic. Thanks so much. Yeah, we're good. We're good. You're so fucking
fucking law to get you nice lacy oh my god wait you're right up and I think
good job
so I miss them
they miss them all
oh bicycle kick
Jeezy we're so much better than them Jeezy we're so much better than them we're so much
better than them.
I know.
I know.
I know.
So much better than them.
Chad no no no 100% 100% Chad I'm telling you Mark my words we're gonna win four to
two Mark my words.
All right I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm dead I'm dead it.
I'm gonna get it for them.
Oh no.
Oh God.
Oh my god.
This game is filled with the weirdest bounces ever right now.
This match is so weird.
Yeah, we win this game, right?
These kids are not good at all.
Oh, I tried to predict them.
I just got such a sexy touch.
Nice, Lacey.
What's happening in this game?
Am I, like, lagging?
Nice, Lacey.
What's happening in this game?
Am I, like, lagging?
I'm over to the middle, Lacey.
I'm gonna try to get there.
Over to the middle.
Low key, low key, wait.
Bang.
Nice.
All right, one to one. Lock the fuck in. Lock the fuck in.
Can she stop it?
Okay, these guys are not smirking. Guys, I don't just say someone's smirking when I'm losing.
These guys are ass. I say someone's smirking when they start air dribbling.
This isn't a hard concept to understand.
You guys actually like think I'm lying about people's stream slapping or something?
Holy fuck!
I don't care if I'm losing or winning like I'm only gonna say something when they start
air dribbling in gold shut the fuck up you guys realize she's that's a real thing right
Jesus Christ.
All right you see get it get it down here get it down here check shams after this game
is over.
I don't care if I'm losing or winning I'm just gonna say they're uh smirking when they
start air dribbling like a frog could understand this.
There she's seen
So are you brain dad like
That's a set
We'll fake out
That's in there Nat dog. Oh my
Wow
You're actually probably the best first-aid player I've ever seen that is disgusting
Wow, this is your first day Lacey. I mean I played against AJ in a 1v1 before
Holy fuck. I'm a dead-Emmett edit. Oh my god, I didn't go my bad. I didn't come in. I'm sorry. I was reading chat
That's in there, Matt dog.
Did you miss the ball?
Jeezy, you can hear me?
Hello, Jeezy, you can hear me?
I think my mic's cutting out.
Can you hear me?
Hello, hello.
Hello, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I was lagging, bro.
Hello, can you hear me?
Are you good now?
Yeah, can you hear me?
I
Didn't know they're dead. I got to get the cook. I don't know why I'm like lollygagging. Wait, can you hear me right now?
Okay, now you can hear me, right? Yes
Go meet your knowledge and come back here
I want to play for a little bit, I see.
I'm passing this over the middle.
Get on the other side of the map.
I'm bumping them.
I bumped both of them.
OK.
The place will keep you.
You saw that?
No, just you got to get there.
I saw what you meant there.
I just sold the FUCKING GAME!
It's okay, he's gonna ask, I'm dead, I need you to get to the ball!
It's very cool.
I mean, just absolutely buried.
Look at the shop
Alright, you got it. We got to get it go here, bro. It's not over. Come on
Oh my god, oh good relax relax. Come on. I'm just like it's
What is the chance mom what could possibly be important bro what what what breaking news
Los Angeles Clippers are treating James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland
the second round pick. James Harding to the Cavs. James Harding got traded to the Cavs.
Who else is on the Cavs? Like God of a Mitchell or something? Yeah,
God of a Mitchell, James Harding, Jared Allen,
Ed and Mobley still there, Chad? Holy shit.
I don't like this trade for the Cavs. I don't like that. I don't like this trade. I don't like
I like this trade, why, why?
Lonzo to the Hornets, that's Cat.
That means he's playing with Mellow, right?
Is it Mellow and Charlotte?
I don't know, I don't know how I feel about that chat.
I don't know how I feel about that.
I've seen Harden on like five teams in four seasons,
bro, I doesn't know.
Yeah, all right, ready, JC, come on,
bro, we gotta go on a win streak here.
20 minutes for me, man, come on.
That it.
That's him and that dog.
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
So, alright, alright.
I'm already suspecting zoops.
Like, I'm like, the last guys were not smirking.
They won Farron Square.
But I'm like, let's use our brain cells here.
Because we have brains!
If somebody starts air-rolling and air-gibbling, they're probably a fucking smirk and a goal
too long.
Got it?
So, I'm already suspecting.
Wait, wait, wait.
Middle, middle!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, middle, middle.
Oh, I thought.
Okay, pass.
Wait, I bumped him.
I bumped him.
That's a goal for you, JC.
Keep up, keep up.
Nice!
Nice!
Yeah!
You ready?
You're doing so well.
Chad, trust us.
Vote on this game.
Trust me.
Vote on this game.
You want to win points.
Trust me.
All right, I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
All right, second one in a row.
in a row. Hasn't missed, got it.
Yeah, I guess.
I'm actually about to shove a controller up my anus.
This is so fucking dumb!
Great touch.
I guess just sparked the bus. Yep, he's flying through this guy again.
All right, let's block it.
Scream?
Never mind, never mind.
We're up 1-0, JNC.
All we gotta do is just play good D.
All we gotta do is play...
I don't see it in Sun Chat, it's called good D right there.
Come on, Zeus, you're stuck.
Oh my god, at least he just walk it in walk it in oh
My god almost got there. Oh my god Zeus. I guess Zeus is no I like broad says it's just nerfers man
I mean, I'm not saying it's Burt, but I'm just suss of him. I'm just sussed.
I've been a wall shot and he saved it with an aerial first play of the game.
I think he's missed one aerial and hit four.
Yeah, I have a shot here, I think.
Nice, CC.
That was a good shot.
I don't know if this guy's just a fucking gravestone.
Over the middle, over the middle!
Come back over the middle, come back over the middle, come back over the middle!
Tell them counter and get a free ball.
Yeah, come back, come back, come back.
Oh my god, chef.
What's it go, what's it go?
Weird angle.
Over the middle.
Stop Bruce. Yo shut up, bro.
I'm jumping out. Nice. Nice isn't it?
Fucking dude. Okay.
So they're loose. Missed it.
Nice! Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm telling you guys, I'm really actually good at this game go walk in
Focus
Let's get back for real
This thing was the hardest to score. Oh my god
Fucking how did he get there so quick these speed flip cuz he's smoke. Oh my god. I hit him. But what do I know right chat?
I'm just some fucking idiot
Am I over the middle?
That's a good shot, oh my god!
He's air dribbling again.
Got him out of there.
Nice, nice.
Got it out of there again.
Nice, you see?
I just got a nice wall- oh my god.
There you go, I'm going to go you little bitch.
Seven for eight on aerial touches.
one area on the
eight attempts
okay i mean
everybody call me lulay
got it
whoa
oh my god you just got sold
no i fucking hate you
i know i know i know
i had a better angle
i'm gonna hit this
clear clear
i faked him faked him
oh my demo i faked
We just need to hold on for 40 seconds.
You guys suck.
I'm sorry about a win.
Over the middle.
Lacey, finish it.
Finish it.
Just talking to relax.
Don't you?
What?
Son, son, son.
Don't take a second.
Lacey, Lacey, focus, focus, focus, focus.
I know, I know, I know.
If they tie, we're gonna lose.
Oh my God, I missed the ball.
I got it out.
I love you.
Just get it, sit in that, sit in that, sit in that.
I'm gonna wait.
Get that ball, fuck out of here, Fixie.
And that's it.
Now run away, run away, they can't hit it.
Nice, Fixie, oh my God.
Good D, good D, chat.
That was such an aura ending, chat.
Holy shit.
Great work, great work, great work.
All right, I'm gonna go for you really quick.
I'll be back in like 15, 20, 27 seconds.
Okay, okay.
I saw the sham's bomb, Chad.
I saw the sham's bomb being turned into the cans.
Okay, Chad, we're actually getting close to black.
I'm gonna go with P2 real quick, Chad, actually.
I'm an idiot.
Wait, are we even going to be chewing, I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot oh shit
it's not a coat break I don't do cocaine if I did cocaine I'd fucking be coming back
jumping off the walls and shit
another shams bomb how could there possibly be another shams bomb
No, we did not you're honest and not get treaty
How do I spot elevator music yo Lacey yo how we can actually get this I know like we're
not that far from plaque just just like when we need to win lose to the smurfs
when we lose to the smurfs but the games where we're not playing smurfs we
actually have to fucking win all right okay let's go when they're not smurfs we
gotta win yes these like all right get this yeah my skill 1 to 10
Yeah, I'm getting boosted. I'm getting boosted come back
You pinched
No, we beat them. We honest nicely see all right. No one you have so much time so much time. I'm over the middle
And it's hot dog
Over the middle to you not there right now
Focus bro. We gotta get back. We gotta get back. Wow, he's got on you. This guy just
fucking flew in the air like he was in a fucking spaceship dude.
Smurf, smurfing, smurfing. Yeah, of course bro. I'mma dead it. Go, go, go. I mean I don't
I don't know if this works yet, let's see.
I'll just be able to instantly tell.
That's a shot, boy.
Nice shot, JT.
Nice.
Come on!
Give me my black!
Give me my black!
Fuck!
I'm tired of this gold shit!
It's been weeks.
Come on, come on.
Deadness.
I'ma dead it.
Ooh, not a band, not a back kicker, not a back kicker.
I have shots of freedom shot
Good shot. Good shot. You see
Jack plants are not that good in this game plants are not that good
Plats are good, but that's why we got to get there. We got to get you get it
You get it you get it golds are not good though. Golds are not good. Plats are good
Wait, Lacy?
Lacy?
I'm back.
Yeah, like you just have to like look at how they're playing.
These guys are definitely actual real golds.
Like if we lose, we're just fast.
These guys are real golds.
100%.
Was that a good shot?
Gold miss aerials like the one kid did not miss an aerial
Slow down slow down
You got a drift war yeah, oh shit
Chipped him hold up
At least you have open shot. Thank you very much
Like, this is what I'm talking about.
Like, this is why I get annoyed,
because these are the things that actual real golds do.
Look, misses the ball.
Like, they're not just flying through the sky.
That's what real golds do, bro.
Like, enough!
Take my word!
Fuck!
I'm the one who's stuck in gold, motherfuckers!
I know what gold looks like.
Look, miss the ball.
Like, this is what real gold...
of real gold to us why I get annoyed when someone hits nine aerials in a row and you guys are like
he's not a smurf he's not a smurf and then he's typing in the chat hey jixi hey jixi how's it going
jixi and you guys are like he's not a smurf oh he's not smurfing shut the fuck up
fuck oh my god these guys are actual gold they missed the bull half the time they go for it that's
That's what golds do.
Father gold!
Oh, wow.
We gotta clean it up.
In front of the net, we have to clean it up.
We have to clean that up, bro.
We have to clean that up.
In front of the net, it's so floppy.
What are you all doing, bro?
Lacey, what is that?
What is that?
I don't know.
We gotta, like, one guy go to the ball,
one guy be keeper
we gotta clean that up
dead
wait they're kind of too far back
i'm going back i gotta get this blue
they're gonna score
i think i just own gold
i have to see the replay cause i'm not on the cat direction
let me actually see this
I was under that
Yeah, that's all good. It's all good. It happens. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. Oh
No, that's not a bad thing. Yeah, they might think yeah, they just
It's all good. It's one score game. It's a one score game.
Okay, slow key a shopper you
Got it
For good
My god
Please please yes
Yes! Yes!
Case to think about, give me some.
Okay, I need you to do this. I need you to do this.
How's that in our nap? Okay, we're good.
I'm playing defensively up behind you. Just go slow.
Don't give it to him.
Coming to you?
Muppet him. I wasn't thinking that slow like like little little faster, Lacey. I mean rammed right at you. Yeah
I mean, what the fuck? I mean another own goal. Jinx you got more goals for the other team than you for our team
I don't know what's going on here
It's time actually
I'm gonna make
Lacey I'm in there. Okay. He just got the luckiest shot of his life
Oh my god. Oh my god. That was our get out of jail three car. We have to take advantage of this. I know. I know. I know. We got a score here.
Muscle, sir.
I faked him out. I faked him out. No, that's not a fucking fake, dude.
Faked him? Actually faked him. Actually faked him.
Get boost, get boost.
I'm over there on the right if you want to attract a challenge that's gonna bounce over
we are good we are good okay okay come on you see 40 seconds we got to put the ball
I like this a lot actually. Hit it, Jinxie.
Oh my god, perfect ball. No!
He saved it, Jinxie.
20 seconds, just get the ball back. We got one more chance. We're going to have one more chance.
We got to line it, just line it, run it up the line or something.
the line or something. Oh, he fucking got it. Hold up. Hold up. Nice. Oh my God. Hold up.
Go, go, go. No, another one at the fucking bus.
BAAAACK!
Cheesy, I'm not gonna lie, we're beating ourselves. We're beating ourselves, JC.
Definitely a Smurf, bro, unranked. I guess he's an unranked. Definitely a Smurf, bro.
JC, the unranked guy had no goals. The other guy had no goals.
We're beating ourselves here. We're beating ourselves, JC.
I had two own goals. I think like it's like we need to win like we need to get we're gonna get fly bro
I know I know you know we need you see me. You know when she's right here. You know when she's right here started right now
Yeah
Okay, wow, okay these guys definitely set that one up
I'm looking at the profile pictures. They have a combined age of 22. Let's win this.
Yeah, they're literally 11 and 12. Let's win. I did it. I did it. Fuck it. I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself. I'll do it myself. I know that looks like a stolen gold AC, but you're
good. It doesn't matter as long as the ball goes in the net. I don't care. Yeah, because
I don't like that he says it like he's right there
Come on get out get get get dead
Screen screen
Oh god
Okay, nice. Nice. Nice cleared out. Cleared out.
Demodem? Demodem? Oh my god, JC.
I'm on this.
Oh, I missed the perfect punch.
Good, good, good, good. That's all good.
Back on defense. Back on defense.
Walk in.
Okay.
Nice, good defense.
Epic save!
Clear it, clear it.
Now you're 60?
No, hold on.
Okay, I got rid of-
Yeah, I think I won this. I think I won this.
I'm hitting up one.
Demo down.
Lacey, 2v1, ZK.
Lacey, lemme shoot, lemme shoot, lemme shoot, lemme shoot, lemme shoot.
Okay.
I'm missed.
Huh.
I don't have a shot.
Maybe aerial, maybe?
Okay, I went for it, not the best aerial shit.
Oh no.
My god, he missed it.
He missed it, missed it, missed it, missed it.
Break away break away break away
All you know what on you know what on we temple me a little fucking twerp
Sorry, I said no one on you to make you not see Chad. These are at
These are actual goals, bro
These are when we lose to people potential or when be nice. You should love that a lot of shot
Wait what that missed?
Say on God that missed
Oh my gosh
You said that up to you, didn't you know?
Lacey, like, Lacey, you may as well serve it to him on a silver platter.
What is it?
Like, Lacey, Lacey, you're passing it.
Like, what?
You didn't even miss it.
You just got a bad touch.
You didn't even miss it.
Oh, God.
Look, you missed the ball.
Flip!
You can't be missing the ball there, Jinx.
You can't be missing the ball there.
Bro, Lacey, you're the one who fucked us.
Three minutes.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on seal on my boost
Nice oh my god
What's happening what's happening
We got to trust each other nice. That's what it is. We got to trust me. We got to trust each other more
See like that we trust each other
I got a shot.
Nice.
Hey allmiths, I got a shot.
I got a shot.
Two, two, two.
Come on.
Off my court.
Nice shot.
Right down.
I got a shot.
Shit!
I got a shot!
I got a shoot.
I just did a shoot.
I did a shot.
It's called patience and trusting GC.
I just trusted him to get that shot.
Look at that.
Well, GG.
I need you to I need you to dead it
No, I see the vision
Let's go
Town town chat I know you guys in a chat who are approached in steam fry cake all per hen what I just did, but that's how son
That it that it
Oh my god, I have that you actually got it. Wait, what she recovered so quick you recovered so quick clear it clear it
All right, I'm gonna be honest the weakest point of your game is those all say it
I know I know that is the weakest point of this game
You're actually good at everything else but in front of the night you turn into like a fucking fear and headlights
We're good. We're good. I got that made this I got to make this
I see. Oh my gosh. Wait, what? Okay, it's off. JC?
Brother. What? I thought the shot was on so I committed. That's on me. It's all I got
I look like such a child right now in this play.
There you go, got it, got it.
You try.
That's actually a good win.
You won that.
That's great.
That's great.
That is great.
I clipped him.
How is he not demoed?
Oh, Jaycee? Nice.
Okay.
Oh, my God, Jaycee.
Barricade, barricade, barricade!
That's over.
I tried. I missed, though.
Lacey?
I tried. I missed him, though.
I tried. I missed.
Oh, no.
As soon as you said it, I did the play, but I was actually lost.
It's all good. It's all good. That was good.
I missed.
Wow, one, it's a hell of a shot there, it's a hell of a shot there, okay JC we have 40
seconds, we gotta get the ball on our side of you to get it.
Yeah, it's an interesting shot for a gold two-player.
Oh my god.
I have it.
Can you just hold that please?
I have it. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hold on, still on the side. Chill.
Okay.
We both have nervous. This is fucking cooked.
Do not let go in. Do not let go in.
Oh my god, don't give up, don't give up, keep it in the air.
We're getting ways and everyone's going right back down.
What the fuck?
What is that right?
Silver three.
Wait what rank are you Lace?
Gold one or two, I don't know.
Oh my god.
Brother I don't know.
I don't know.
We just can't do it.
We can't get that one win streak.
Bro we got to.
We gotta make it.
We can't like we just can't get it.
You have locked in I am right now
And this has laughs. What's on that thing with seven wins 12 losses?
Wow
I guess the only way to beat them is to stay real back. I got it
I mean what do you mean you're so bad what do you want me to do there I only chance I
had is catch up to the ball there.
I need you to hit the ball brother I need you to hit the ball.
My god.
You need me to hit the ball?
Yes.
Fuck yes I need you to.
Nice, oh my god, nice.
I'm not trying to hit you, oh my god, I'm not trying to hit you.
I'm not trying to hit you.
No way he gets out of the jigsie.
Oh no.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
I got JC.
Risky player from Lacey.
Nice!
It's a free goal, it's a free goal.
Nice.
Okay.
Proceed chat.
Come on!
Sometimes risky plays.
Risky rewards.
Okay many of us up.
Great top strengths.
Playing this game with Nobu, this is like literally jerking off while being in class.
I'm not even kidding, this is horrible.
It's the worst feeling ever.
Try to free fire in there, Shat, try to free fire him.
Lil' Lade doesn't got that in him.
I see, see, nice!
Nice!
No, it's not good, it's not good, good try.
I said that you could touch.
Make a defense.
It's all good, it's all good.
I think that's all you bro. I think that's all you do.
GO TO FUCKING GO!
YES!
YES!
Good fucking shit, Lacey. Let's go!
COME ON!
Okay, I need you to get it. I need you to get it. I'll try.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's here first, so good, so good, so good, he mixed this.
Chill, chill, stop, we gotta stop the opening.
Whoever's closer goes, period.
Okay, okay, we need to calm down, just get all calm.
Yeah.
All right, I'm back in that.
I'm in that, I'm in that, so you're closer.
I got it, I got it.
No, I don't.
Like, there's nothing I hate more about this fucking game
I just I just trip on them all the time
But like I just fucking my car just spins out. It's not all good. It's not all good. It's not I want to die
dead at dead at least
Well, it's not it's it
I'm getting my back loose, okay
Nice try to solid there
Chad, do we win this or no? Nice. I've got blue, Chacy. Wait, can we get that luck? Got it out of there. Got it out of there. Little land of fast rate. Out of the middle. Out the wall. Nice, Chacy.
Let me see them W's in a fucking chat. Let me see them W's come on
All right, you see get it come on. We cannot give up a stupid goal here
They see I'm deading it. I don't I'm deading it man
I it's as bad as a doornail dude. It's as bad as a fucking door. Yeah here
I try to time it, but I think he just timed it a little bit better
You got to just jump if he's close to the ball you know he's gonna hit in the air
So you have to pre-jump there have to pre-jump because you know it's gonna be in the air
Whatever the closest you got to be ready to deflect the shot not go for a shot
Whatever they're close around wait a minute
I'm pitching this
Give that back to us driving up on the walls, holy shit
fucking fast and furious
Lacey
I demoed one
I'm passing to you
I'm not your wall, I'll say this
I have a shot
Thanks, like that
Oh my gosh, I got you
Yes, yes, yes
I got you
Let's go Lacey
about teamwork till the recovery right there. Okay,
drinks. Yeah, but dead it. Dead it. Dead it. Dead it. Okay,
I want to kick off. That's fine. That's one of the get off.
Doesn't matter. Yeah.
I know.
A little miss on the ball. Not a match out. We gotta play
defensive defensive defensive back on D. Oh my god. I
break away from chasing that he was game my sir that is game good shit I love
that that's game that's game chat platinum here we come
all piss are smelling so you know I'm gaming I did I did I did yeah are you
fucking me playing defense making sure they don't get a bull shit go here yeah
Yeah, just parked the bus. No offense from this point on. No offense.
Chasing, chasing. I tried to stop him as much as I could.
Try to stay on the net. In the net, in the net, in the net. Don't go off.
In the net, in the net. Don't allow shit.
Look, Steve, they fucking suck. Don't allow shit.
Okay. I got it, I got it.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
It's all good.
Joe. Good defense, good defense.
Okay, I got it.
Chio, Chio.
All right, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man.
Bro, can we just get one winning streak? God, that would be so fun. That would be so fun.
If we just got like that one, two, three games in a row, brother.
I mean, you never know, we could just get hot and just wake up and...
You're going to go one, bro. Could dead-ass get flat.
Chad, this is the plat run right here. I can feel it.
Mods, run the pre-date. Bet on us, Chad. Trust me.
We need like a crazy winning streak. Like, I'm just an absolute heater.
We're good.
Alright, I'm gonna get it.
Okay.
Remember if it goes to their side, get ready to reflect.
Yeah, all right.
We're good, we're good.
Just add it up to where the ball is.
Is it behind you?
Wait, screen maybe?
Oh my God.
Great try.
Add no moves.
I also don't want to play up that high
because like if they get it,
it's just open goal for them.
Yeah, effects.
Oh my God.
That's the best thing I've ever done.
Oh my God, that's cool.
Good stuff.
Oh my God.
This is the win streak!
Come on Lacey. Come on, dude.
All right, you did it. You did it. You did it. You did it.
That's a shot. That's a shot.
I got it.
Oh my God.
Check out. So that little player there.
Oh my god.
Chai, you all saw that little player there?
Now right there, I'm gonna just see the goal.
We're going to the top, we're going to the top, we're going to the top, we're going
to the top.
I gotta hate these goal posts.
Nice.
Fucking flying around out here, bro.
They see it?
Lace it
Get in that bro get in that get in that we need to play about it
My god, I said it
Nice she's pumped on pussy
Good shit. W save.
They're giving you space. Yeah, take it.
Oh no.
Here, here, here.
I got it.
Got it.
Double commit it. It's okay.
Good shit.
I gotta call a little bit earlier next time.
Oh my god.
See, and that's why it fucks us.
Yeah.
Because it says double commit.
We're just out of, we're out of order.
Like we're both over there.
Yeah.
I gotta call that earlier.
Okay, one one, one one, it's all good chat, it's all good.
Am I dead this?
Nice, that's a good kickoff, Lacey.
Oh, he's rifting.
Shhh.
I miss, but it's all you.
Oh, wow, you actually saved that. Literally disrespect. I don't have anything else to say.
is like he actually fucking say I demoed him nice she's nice and unlock
I feel like I'm here.
Holy fuck.
Come on, he hits you.
Nice shot.
Great.
What a pass.
My god.
I'm fucking dialed.
Okay, two one.
Two one.
All about D now.
All about giving him D now.
Yep.
Just bro play extra passive man. Let's not over commit offensively. It's really hard for these kids to score and let them score over two of the best defenders in the league.
That and it's mainly the fact that goalkeepers ask. If you just have two goalies they actually won't have them score.
I'm just always thinking about defense first.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, he fucked me.
I'm good at this guy.
I took his boots.
Okay.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
I got another.
Don't worry.
I got another.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Let it go. Oh, it's a good shot. GGS in the chat. I see them GGS in the chat and we see the GGS this game
We wait, okay. This makes two wins in a row if we get three that's like our first actual real win streak
I don't think we've gotten three yet
That it left
Okay, I fucking love that. Oh, I'm in
Good off the wall off the wall. Little lay with a little arrow and not loose. It doesn't matter. I'm here
That's beautiful. Lacey, it's gorgeous. It's fucking gorgeous. Let's go!
It's fucking now! Get out!
Let's go. Two wins in a row. Here's the winning streak, bro.
That's what we've been waiting for. What we've been waiting for, dude.
Wait, I'm... I went up to the next division, I think.
this is getting interesting bro if we go on a winning streak our wins like
compile like we get more L doubters this will be three wins at a row Macy
come on check trust us vote on us we are not losing we are on a streak right
now
I
They joined separate it's over so much. Oh, what are these names? Okay, all right, you go you go
Oh my god, I mean you dare to like joke that joke that's okay. What's it? Okay? What's it? Okay? What's it? Okay?
Oh
Elmont's brother
This is a oh no
Okay
Oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
My god, I just fucking I got it. I got it out of there. It's only a it's only as Josh didn't fucking sports all the matters right now
Got it out of there again. Oh
My god, JC. Oh
My god, JC
Should have been a girl chat. I'm such a chap pig
Joe Joe
Nice
You see course on that
You you you you shot off the wall off the wall off the wall
Oh yeah, I love it.
Oh, wow.
No, I got it.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, he's just, he's just ramming me, Chad.
We got a bump more there, I'm telling you, it's okay.
Okay.
I'm in that, I'm in that.
I got out of there.
How was I not a save?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my God, all of you?
No, we got bumps.
We're bumping it in here.
Nice, oh my God.
What?
Yeah, we can win this game for sure, right?
These guys are not that good.
I'm going right to you though.
Oh my god, it's you.
I'm staying on it.
I'm staying on it.
No!
Can you get there?
Nice.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Get out get out get out get out flip
Got it out
We need this for three in a row bro. Come on
Okay
Yeah, but he just gets there Chad he doesn't look he's good, bro. Yeah, the defense is clean. I'm not gonna lie
They've shut down everything. Hey, she see
Wait, can they shut down this stuff
I got one. I got one. No. No. So, two minutes. So, two minutes.
I want to play. I want to play a little bit.
I'll take them. Take them, Lizzie.
Go to the ball. Go to the ball. I'm behind you.
Holy shit, I can I got I got it. Don't I said it?
Yes, you miss miss oh my god, oh my god break away break away
Go fucking go, please please go fucking go
Please go go. Oh my god, chat. We got a score dog
There is here this here is over the middle
Back over the middle, back over the middle, back over the middle, JC.
Fuck it, I'm going up.
I got it, we got a minute.
Oh my god, JC, this is the one, this is the one, this is the one.
How much can you clear it?
Holy intense. Oh my god, this is a frugal. It's a frugal.
Get back, get back. Get back.
Oh my god, you missed. You missed the ball again.
Yeah, I did, man. Oh my god.
Wait a sec. Give me a minute, spouse. Don't you dare give up.
I'm not giving up.
Lacey. It's all good. I juke them. I juke them. I'm hitting it out of the middle. Okay.
Lacey, oh my god, oh my god, Lacey, Lacey!
He saved it.
Over the middle one more time.
We got demoed again.
Stay up.
We played, you know what's crazy?
We played so fucking good.
We played so good that game, Jinxy.
We played so good that game, Jinxy.
Just couldn't get the ball on the fucking goal.
Getting platinum in this game is quite literally the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
Getting platinum in this game is so fucking hard.
Oh my god, how are people platinum?
I mean if you're platinum, I'll literally just suck your penis as long as you're 18.
Bro, I don't understand how like our people plot. I can't do it. I fucking can't do it
I fucking can't I cannot get black. I can't do it, bro
Are you kidding me next awesome off? All right next awesome off all right?
Next awesome off I
I just, I don't know man, it's just, it's so hard to get flat.
It's so hard to get flat, Chad.
It's so hard.
I'm not going to give up.
I mean, God, here you go.
Next awesome off, Chad.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I've been trying so hard to get this right.
Good shot.
Not about Chad.
It's a good shot, not a bad shot.
Just over, GC, just over.
I got you, I got you.
Nice, open go, open go, open go.
Nice.
What?
What?
BOOOOOOT!
Nice.
Nice.
Chip shot!
It's a shot, mate.
That's a shot, mate.
Come on, that's a shot, mate!
Come on, shot!
Come on chat.
Chatter I should have flipped on that.
I know.
Alright Lacey, that's a shot.
Let's go. Alright, 1-0.
I mean, what if we just go on a burner right now?
We have to. We have to hit plat on a little burner.
You, you, you.
It's time to go on a burner.
It's time to go on a fucking burner.
It's time to go on a fucking burner chat.
I'm talking nine ones in a row.
Right to Black.
Come on, baby.
It's me. It's me.
Love it, Leigh. Love it.
Nice. Nice, Juicy. Don't bring that weak shit.
Wee Black.
This kid's actually a Manuel Neuer.
I have no words.
That's his second save on me like that.
This kid's actually a fucking Manuel Neuer.
Oh, well, did you laugh?
Chip shot.
Thank you very much.
That's three girls.
Hatterich.
Jordan.
What did you just say?
Come on baby three on Lacey what did you decide?
Hatterich.
Where you at?
Where you at?
Where you at?
Where you at?
Where you at?
Lacey pass it, pass it please.
I don't like it.
I don't know, I tried.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Chipped him and slept him.
What am I doing to you?
I bump, I bump.
Check yourself that fake out.
Most of you think I'm going to nap, I'm going to nap, I'm going to nap.
hold on this is me right here, this is me, this is me, this is me, this is me, this is me,
oh, good shot, good shot, hold on, hold on,
chat three others no way we lose this game right if we lose this game I won't
not not not possible legitimately not possible honestly make it for oh my
fucking god it's like I oh
Wow.
Little lay.
Yeah, I'm gone.
I'm gone.
Little lay from downtown for me to assist.
Let's do it.
Bang.
Let's go.
Hey, can they forfeit already?
Can they forfeit already, Chad?
Did you imagine like a crazy ass winning streak?
I said next loss, I'm off.
Imagine we win a nine straight chat hit plan.
I got too much.
There's no way they still believe.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Nice.
Pinched it up.
young for a wash out for a wash out
i got it
over a month
uh...
i'd go
That's all, right? Yes, that's all.
Save that shit, Mike.
Nice lay.
Let me see.
Keep that weak shit out of here, please, and thank you.
Keep that weak shit out of here.
See you, too.
Love that.
Love that.
Keep that week set out of here dog. I'm over the middle. I oh
Back to you clearance
Don't can see
You can save this opening.
Alright, let's go.
You imagine a little nine game winning streak, bro.
Little nine game winning streak.
Ah!
There.
Okay.
Wait, shall I get pink wheels?
Bro, pink wheels would go so hard with a pink car.
Here we go, Chad. Here we go.
Chad trust us bolt on us, bro. I mean dude if we win this is three wins at a row
Or no is it to no, sir, I was three in a row. It was a season-safe turn and it went in. Oh, no
Okay, I'm stopping
Bumped it up wall hit it wall hit it
Nice
Wait, I'm so confused am I shooting the right way
Yeah, they're not is like the gray one I have so much ball control it's insane
I'm not gonna watch that I almost scored on the other goal
All right get it get it get it nice four shots
Well that oh my god great touch land over the middle of it
Hey, how old is class over the middle it's over the middle it's over the middle
Wow great ball control Wow Wow
Nice you see What?
That's a internet dog Watch this
Oh my god Oh my god you see
Try almost
Nice lay hey, hey, you know, I guess
I'm emoting on them
J are witness in greatness right now y'all are genuinely I got it. Stay calm. Stay calm. I got it. All right. I got hit
Y'all are going to see greatness. The greatest winning streak ever to hit flat right now.
I got it, don't you worry. Okay, okay. I just get the goal post. Can they delete the fucking
Get it out of there!
Nice!
Lacey, that's all you got.
Fake them, fake them.
It's a goal for you, Jingsy.
You actually kind of did it.
No, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back.
Okay.
It's all good.
It's all good.
He's not scoring it on my watch.
Lacey, you got to step up in there.
I know gotta step up. I just yeah, I gotta step up on a look dude. Look at look at you. You look like I know you're dear
Step up now
Teddy I'm a dead. I'm a dead it
Wait, it was a plane
Still so yeah, oh
My god, whatever I double double double so smart the other kid came back though
As soon as you're done, I think I have a cake came back.
Clear it out, clear it out, clear it out.
I'm just gonna go here.
Watch this.
Let me get them all.
Wait, I think I have a shot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fucking god!
That was fucking greatness, Chad.
Go fucking god!
Oh god.
Okay.
Two row.
Just imagine the town game winning sheet getting flat.
We're up.
Action offensive.
I got it, don't you?
Don't go.
We're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
What the fuck?
My god.
I have a shot.
Ow!
Get to the boost, fat ass.
Oh no.
Missed it.
What happened? Did you get it?
Yeah, I'm doing good.
No, that's understeer.
Yes.
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.
Up and over, up and over, up and over, up and over.
Up and over.
Beautifully played.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my God, good shit, dude.
I think you just want us to get there. All right, extra defensive extra passive. Okay. Okay. Okay. No stupid mistakes
Just no over committing on offense. That's the main thing. Oh my god
No, we're committing on offense. I'm sitting in that. I'm sitting in that. Nice
I'm still in that. Yep. Clearance. Clear. Clear that out. Yep. I'm still sitting in that. I
I hate when I do this.
Look at that drift check.
You guys see that?
Learn that shit.
Driving a doobug using shit.
Nice, JC.
I'm on that.
I'm on that.
I'm on that.
I'm just sitting in that I'm just sitting in that sitting in that yep yep
or thawing no
nice you see keep it on the line yeah we win right we win right yeah there's no
Let me lose this yeah, who's this me suck?
Just sit in that sit in that double sit a minute. Let's do the virgin strap
Yep, just sit in that same as a nice. I can't score if you stay in that two of us no way
Yep, right here. They see yep. I go to the ball. You stay behind
Nice. Oh my god
Holy shit. Oh my that's a good challenge. Yeah. Oh my god
check three game win streak yeah that's three in a row dude that's three in a
row brother that's three in a row and I come on you go you go come on
there after fucking spit out and three was your jason we're gonna run we're
on fucking run jasey we're a fucking baby three that's three in a row dude
It's getting scary.
That's three in a row.
That is three in a row, Chad.
I don't want to jinx it or whatever,
but it might be a slap time.
Home plus two, home plus two.
You mean go two?
Go two, yeah, go two, go two.
Brother, if we win this, this is four in a row, Macy.
Come on, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Four in a row if we win this, Macy, come on, let's go.
We're really, we're really like
putting on a fucking show here.
Come on. This right here is for here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, wow. 2019. Okay,
JC, that it. That it. That it. That it. Oh my God. He's a kid. I know. What? Let me see
whatever. We what? We what? We what? We what? We what? We what? We. Set it up. Set it up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Please, Shixi.
Joke.
Totally joke.
Oh, good.
What's happening?
What's happening?
You know what the show's though.
You know what the show's were better.
Oh, God, you're right.
Is he nice?
I got this.
I got one.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Nice, Shixi.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Give it up.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
get back let's see I'm not back yet I'm coming back now I hit him I hit him I hit him
Bumped him Bumped him wait hold up hold up hold on hold on now a little late that's pretty
Nice
I'm over the middle. I'm over the middle. Hey, okay of the wall
Yeah, I'm gonna say
What a safe from the kid
Stop saying son when I miss a fucking arrow. Oh
I wait. Oh my god, please you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. No, I'm not this way. Yes, very sure
Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm walling this. I missed the ball again
Oh
My god, it's all good. It's all good. I
Know the bottom. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, they're seeds are so good
Let's you you you you can we just score fuck lazy
Get in that get in that get in that get in that nap nap nap pinch it pinch it pinch it
Got it. Got it. Go on. Go on. Go on.
Demo. Demo.
Off to... Jixie's coming to you.
Not coming to you.
It's not, yeah. It's really not.
Demo.
Alright. Alright. Alright. Chill. Chill. Chill.
I'm in there. I'm in there.
The gopher's the fucking gopher's.
BANG!
Good try, Lace. Thanks, bro.
No. No.
Go to the wall. Go to the wall.
Hey.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Bro.
Wow.
This can't be the end.
At wall, there's no way I can keep the stream going.
Nice. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Stream and when we lose my god, oh my god, please see nice
Bro that was my favorite go for me today that was a complete solo play beautiful shot come on
That was my favorite go for you come back. That was beautiful. I'm still in this we're still in this y'all
So it was absolutely slaughtered. It was slaughtered. It's beautiful. All right, come on
What is he? What is he?
Almost forgot to go.
You missed? Just calm, calm, calm, calm.
Oh my god, oh my god, you see.
Oh my god, I go posted it.
Guys.
Just get it away from the net nice. Oh, no
Nice I go post it a check
Nice she she
You shoot oh my god, you see
Do okay good shit, please you have no boost and I heard you behind me. She just laid it off
Oh, no, it's sexy.
All right, we're up, we're up.
Chef, the stream's not ending, bro.
It doesn't end until we lose.
Oh, no.
Sorry, sorry, we're good, we're good.
We're out of the wall, out of the wall, out of the wall.
Block.
It's okay, like, chill.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Whoa.
I'm back, I'm back.
I blocked him, I blocked him.
I'm clearing it.
Yeah, I'm doing yeah, good trucks great trucks got a little stop in the air there. It's all good. I'm in that I'm in that okay
Nice
Yes counter counter counter counter. They're both suck. They see
This
remember Steve that's the best play like Virgins play like Virgins
jump up I got it I got it that's over the middle dude no no come back come back
lacy lacy we should not let them have a chance no chance
I'm not gonna lie gave them a chance but they missed oh my god okay
On my life I sold. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay, bro
Come on. Just just any here instead of here. Come on. We got to play the best D of our life
That's it on that dog
Come back come back
I'm playing that
Let's stay up there to bring more time. Yeah, we got a bit over the middle to you over the middle to you Lacey
Oh my god, I'm sitting here. I'm making a fucking place to play.
Bang! I'm making a lazy play. Nice. That's it. That's game.
Make some over the middle if you want it. If you want it.
Oh my god. That's you, Jakesy.
Okay. Game. All good. Four in a row. Four in a row.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Four wins in a row chat. I need y'all to wake up for the row
Could you imagine this shit like we just go all the way we could go all the way imagine we just go all the way
Don't do stuff like
This is it chat get horny put on your penises. Let's go. We're going right to the left you get it you get it you
get your lesson. They're giving to me they're giving me the shot. I got a goal. I add it.
Chats saying Smurfs, of course the winning streak gets ruined by Smurfs.
Let's see. Wait, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Bro, if they give us a win, I literally don't care. Please.
If y'all are smurfing and you can hear me, I just give me the win.
Like, I need, like I'm done. I need this. I need to get out of the hole.
Give me the win. I don't give a fuck. Give me the win.
This is the run. This is the run. Alright, it's you, it's you.
They might give us a shot.
Okay, they're not listening.
Bouncy Molotov on the road.
Nice, Kishichi.
They see all the time in the world.
She temmeled me.
I'm clicking this to the side.
Nice.
you late no they saw this on the side of it so good you missed I missed let me
see them we all miss we're playing like y'all we literally look like fucking
like oh my god
okay so the scraps guys are pretty good he's pretty good pretty good come on
Oh, no. That's how I'm gonna do it. Oh, no, Jinx.
Collapse away. Yeah, I love that. I love the patience.
Chad, you feel me, Chad? Chad, feel me. We're winning this shit.
Yo, Jinx, I'm watching the stream. Give us the word. Give us the word. Give us the word, please.
guys we're trying to get flat please please please please we know we know what
the others were do
my god my god I love you I love you guys let's go let's go
Lacey, this is five wins in a row, dude.
Come on!
All right, GC, it's you, it's you, it's you.
Slop.
Great fucking shot.
Great shot.
Great shot.
Brother man, tonight is the night we're hitting flat.
Why would we refund this shot?
It's a fair and square win.
We can't control what the other team decides to do.
Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
Ready?
He's got to be on target, baby.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
He's got to be on target.
Yeah.
Nice.
That's me.
You'll miss the ball?
Nice.
You'll miss the ball?
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of like you, Cal.
Flick him.
Oh, that's kind of you, Cal.
Like him?
Over here, over here, over here.
It's you, you, you, you, you!
Ugh.
Oh, good, it's you.
Cal, remember, Cal, Cal, Cal, good friends.
Yeah, Cal, good, Cal, good, good.
Shot!
What a shot.
Fine, we love those shots.
They still have enough time to come back,
and these guys are probably better than us.
No, they're not.
Oh, I thought he was going to whiff it in.
Yo.
Oh my gosh.
Nice, Lacey.
Nice, Lacey.
That's a shot and a half, dog.
Wow.
Great shot.
Check it out.
You all realize this is a fair and square win.
You guys, they're clearly playing defense.
I don't give a fuck how we went out of the way to get blocked.
I don't care.
This is finally, what is this?
Five wins in a row, Liz?
It's you, it's you, it's you.
Yes, it's not a row.
Let's run fours, brother.
I would literally rather get punched
in the throat than play four before us.
Literally.
Nice, we're gonna double get out of there a little bit.
I'm getting in that. This is still very chokeable. Just play defense.
So, shall I make this a, you want me to refund the prediction when it literally said do we
win or lose this game when we're going to win the game.
Nice. Oh my god.
Oh, I just fucking saw your roost.
You know what, I'm going to make it work.
I thought that was bad.
Nice.
Heard of me. Wow.
I mean, that I'm in that.
What about a bump?
Let a bump in what a shot, JC.
Oh, my God.
Tell me we're not a flat level team.
Legit, like, legitimately tell me this.
We actually are a flat level team.
Bump and then haul it, haul it.
L, L pin, L pin, L pin.
It's just like, I'm come on.
Yo, can you on his fourth?
Ready, game's over.
We blew you out of the water.
Come on, just admit it.
Just for a fee, y'all.
Okay.
Okay.
Interesting message on top left there.
Yo, yo, yo, y'all forfeit, forfeit.
Come on, come on, we're almost blackened.
Come on.
Lacey, go, go, go, go.
I'm over the middle.
I'm right on that shit.
Nice.
All right.
We're gonna get seven soon.
like we literally can't lose
okay seven three
now it's not loseable it's physically not loseable
yeah i don't think it's possible to lose this
bro chat how close am i to ggq
plan you think after this
over the middle. No, I'm just playing. I'm just making sure we win. You're right. You're
You're right, you're right.
He's playing defensive.
You're actually right.
So I'm saying, son, I hate you.
I see.
Clear?
I see.
We're good.
It's unmovable.
And they can't, six seconds.
It's good, we played good enough defense
and a player doesn't even matter.
Brother man, my chat is saying I'm like six wins away
from black.
Holy shit.
Make sure you just plant that on the ground
Play it when I play in the ground. I can play it in the goal
Let's fucking go dog like let's fucking go
Let's fucking go man. We're the fucking ones man
Five wins in a row check
How have I not ranked up?
We have I not right? How will we not go three yet?
How have I not a ranked up?
Oh my god, JX, we have a positive win ratio, I think.
Yeah, we have 13 wins, 12 losses.
Come on, let's go.
Dude, we were 7 and 12, by the way, I think we were 7 and 12.
Oh, these guys in the front, they seem to be moving south.
Come on, let's go, run it.
Get it, JX, you get it.
This is a go to rena chat.
I feel like it's the rena I get the most in the game, like I feel like I get this arena every game.
I'm making a play here.
Love that, love that, lovely.
I mean, oh no.
It's not good, dribbled it on my head, just a aura farm.
Nice save, James.
Literally, fuck off.
Oh my god, free go, free go, free go, free go.
That's even in that dog.
Saved it, wow.
Wow, that guy's got good D
Try to tell you right
I'm in that okay great defense
Holy shit, okay, these guys are bad
Yeah, they're like an aerialing in shit
I just you want to know what is better than the aerial it only likes words they
just look like that better than the people you had to be better than these
guys are no I that's a good question it doesn't matter if we're even better
players you want to why we have to shot that's a fucking shot
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I hit the crossbar twice
Oh my god, no, mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Get the fuck out of the way!
Get the fuck out of the way!
All right, all right, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Roll.
Okay.
Oh.
I'm in that, I'm in that, I'm in that, I'm in that.
I'm going, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
I am, I am, I am.
Pressure that he missed he missed he's good. He's DT. I'm DT. Wow, I see
We're fucking different
Doesn't matter because I want to kick off
I want to kick off and score. I'm playing on keyboard. I'm sorry. I'm dead. That's what I keep on the mouse
wait what wait what what what I'm playing on a mouse wait what no no no no no no no get
your fucking controller now I don't know what's going on I don't know what's going on
Lacey get your controller dude now it's not working it's just not working
bro oh my god we chat why oh my god it's like it's working it's working it's working
it's working yes oh my god yes oh thank god
Oh my god, it's just so long as the controller is back, it's too much.
Oh, bro.
I know.
Okay, it's you, it's you, it's you.
Oh god.
They see?
We cannot be missing.
We gotta be like, I know, I know.
not even an option just like missing is an option let's fucking get flat this
would be so set him up we do this.
Play it back. Play it back.
For that nice.
Play it.
Nice.
Oh my god you got me there.
I'm in that I'm in that.
Okay.
I was in that.
Oh I tried to get a fucking.
Bro aerialing.
I should have this aerial and then not flipped.
Yeah, we can use all this. There's no way we lose control of them, so I don't work over it.
Yeah, that is that.
You see, I love you. I love you.
I fucking love you.
Always there.
I love how you finish it, bro.
I don't know.
It's the other shit.
I've been trying to stay here.
Let's go.
We see.
Come on.
Same shit.
Same shit.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's get to you.
Let's get to you.
I'm getting this story.
Yo, get over the middle.
This is going right in your mouth.
I'm back. We just need a minute of defense brother. That's it minute of defense minute of defense brother
I'm so glad I got it out. Got it out. Got it out
I got that don't you worry. Don't you worry. I got it. Nice. Nice. I'm fucking composed
So they're loose. I got a good fucking safe. I got it. Don't you worry
Extra defensive remember don't forget extra defensive lazy extra defensive
Okay, okay. I have that. Yeah, I like that a lot. Oh no, I got swept
That's
Wait, did that was that a pinch? It was not a shot. I've never seen an angle like this without the goal. Try to misuse this
Now he actually shot it
We score all the time, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna bury this.
Uh-oh.
Holy shit.
This kid's actually in the area.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
I got that shit.
Make sure you come on 30 seconds. I got bomb. You gotta hit that light. You gotta hit that light. Oh my god
What a flick
No, no, no get back get back get back. I'm getting back. I'm getting back. I'm getting back. I
Bumped him. I got it. I got it. I got it out
Put it in the grass if anything or kick off so better than this
put in the grass put in the grass all right oh shit okay done lacy okay okay
stop it stop it that it's you too
we're good I'm back in there
I'm in there
nice man uh two on one behind you wait that's over the middle lock in we're
I got a great touch on that.
I took his backboost.
I got it.
I don't like that.
I love it.
Come on.
Let's go.
I love it.
I took his boost.
Nice.
He's coming.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
I
Said there was again, holy shit
Well my controller
Someone's fucking with my shit someone's fucking no
I'm in the positive idea I'm in the positive idea
Brother, like, I literally go to the chiller.
What?
I can't move my mouse, either.
Who else?
GG's this.
Well, I don't have a mouse.
I don't have a key.
I don't have a controller.
I have nothing.
I'm like...
Did you get hacked or something?
I don't know.
Look, my mouse...
See, my mouse is just jittering in the middle of the screen shut.
I don't know.
I don't know.
GG's this.
I don't know. Gigi's like Gigi's my...
I'm gonna hop off, alright bro?
Yeah bro Gigi's...
Fuck man.
Windows button.
I don't know why I can't, I don't know the computer at the moment.
Alright peace out, let's see peace out bro.
Alright see you bro.
Yo Chai, literally can't move this.
In overtime 2? In overtime?
Do you really fall out of floor out of the game?
I can't do anything on it.
It was the controller, I unplugged it and it works.
I'm not going to watch it, I'm looking good for my first time.
I'm looking good for my first time.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm pretty fucking calm.
I kind of want to play more.
Wait, is Louis Vuitton open?
I need a wallet.
How far is Louis Vuitton?
Louis Vuitton.
They have a lawyer.
First one's third.
No, Rodeo's 20.
Rodeo closes at seven, man. No!
Fuck!
Right, who raided? Who raided?
Wait, JXE raided me?
Oh, shit!
JXE, thank you for the big-ass fucking raid, man. WJXE in the chat.
W. Jinx, he made a thank you for the raid, that was a lot of fun playing. That was my first time actually playing Rocket League.
Someone said the NFC vs. AFC is sad, it's flag football.
Cheshire, IRL and go to Louis Vuitton. We don't have a car, do we?
I don't even know if it's... Your wire was touching the keyboard. It wasn't, though.
My controller just kept disconnecting. Yes.
LV Wallet's Art Club. Okay, so what's a nice brand wallet to get?
What's a go-yard wallet?
So you guys think these are nice?
So y'all want me to get a vivette wallet?
I'm not getting a vivette wallet, bro.
I'm not getting that.
There's no way y'all don't think this is nice.
No, but I want the rainbow one.
A golfing one?
Look at this chat. It's a little pocket organizer. It's like blue with with it's pretty cool
Wait to have a little with elephants to shoot out why would I get a wallet with elephants on it?
It's like you have yourself on your father your father than me
So yeah, y'all don't think this wall is gone
Is that doughnuts, honey?
It's doughnuts.
I'm not getting a doughnut like it, man.
Okay, what about...
Do you have the sports ones up there?
What sport one?
They should have other ones too, but like,
see they're like a basketball, like.
A basketball court Louis Wallet?
Ooh, so cute.
What about, what about, wait,
what is the thing I have, Bottega Wallet?
You don't like the good art wallets?
I didn't see it.
How did you not see it?
Oh, Bottega Wallet is kinda calm.
I'm not getting a Gucci Wallet in 2026, chat.
I had one of those already let's see go your moments let's see like they're simple
This shit is not simple.
Yes it is.
It's one color way.
What?
I kind of want to get a little purse.
A little handbag?
Wait, so you guys like these shit?
Don't like this really I
Like this one the gray ones kind of tough lack is kind of cool, too
Well, what are these things
And what it what the fuck is a speed 72
Why does stuff on our nail close so early? I don't think go yards open
Yeah, I think that's only go yard.
Go yard.
Yeah, that's only go yard.
Closed.
Okay, so go yard's kind of out of the equation.
Get this.
get up what's up Ernie's wallet I've never seen her knees
her man's not her knees
wait he's a channel
that's a Birkin brand you got a little Birkin wallet
with what I pay $4,000 for a wallet with a little fucking buckle.
I honestly kind of want to get a Bottega wallet.
I really fuck with Bottega.
These are so tough.
You get one that matches your back.
Exactly.
I've just seen it.
I've seen it on the-
It's this.
This one here.
This is my backpack.
This is tough.
Okay, wait.
That's just not open.
You don't think Bottega is open?
Bottega, Louie, open 30-minute drive.
How long does it close?
10.
Was that 10?
Yes.
Wait, is Bottega, Louie the same thing as Bottega?
No.
Bottega Veneta is what I need, closed.
Or you can just go on Amazon.
Where the fuck is the fun in that?
All right, bro, fine.
Fine, bro.
Okay.
I just don't...
Son, WU event, son.
Okay, I just don't, I just feel like, I don't know.
The only place that's open right now is Louie,
but I could go, he just, just hold off
and not do it today,
because everything closes at seven on their day, Jack.
I know what you actually want,
not get one because you're bored.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know.
Hey, Lacey, my friends started streaming today
to pay his rent as a broke university student.
He's doing a 28 day stream, can you help him out?
BAM!
What is Pon-Pon-V Boy's wallet?
What is that?
Get a Dior wallet, OK, hold on.
What brand has the best wallet?
OK.
So, this is $10,000?
What is this?
I don't like it.
That's okay.
It's not bad actually.
Yeah, I know that I like this is $10,000 though, bro.
I'm not spending 10k on a wallet.
Yo, it's good.
Lacey, first time here is wondering if the piece of shit next to always talks this much.
If not, please tell them to mute.
I'm on grid right now.
Let me do...
Let me just do wallets.
What wallets can you get on grid?
What's that?
Okay.
Not seeing much, Shep.
Not seeing much here.
That baked one is tough.
Wait, this is kind of swaggy.
How is this a wallet?
A Chrome Hearts cookie box?
It's literally just black with a Burberry wallet.
Does Burberry have nice wallets?
What is that?
What is that?
what is that? what is that? I don't really want like a super color for one but then you
won't lose it because it's bright. Balenciaga wallet? I had a Balenciaga wallet though.
Yeah, these are just the toughest if we're being honest bro. Like this wallet is so
called. Valenci really is the toughest dude. Is Valenci open? Please tell me their
opening. I think they close at seven. Valenciaga, Rodeo close at seven. But
Balenciaga at Beverly Center is open.
Should I go?
I'm not getting a passport, Balenciaga holder.
Wait, can I check what they have at a certain location?
Get the chips, Mal.
What is that?
Right.
But there's no way people would just carry around a Balenciaga bag of chips.
This is insane.
Wait, I want to see what wallets they have in store there.
Oh, Rick Owens wallet?
Is that a thing?
Fuck it should we just go to Beverly Center chat?
phone you could get this for drew yeah you want it I mean wow talking about being
You are just sending – ooh.
Is this a little there?
Wait, they make them muller wallets?
Access denied? Did I just get denied access to go on the removal website?
This is low-key chopped.
Do you like this one? Let me see
Low key this is tough
It's only $570
What do you mean bro chat y'all don't understand if I if I am using something every day
I want to be something that I like and like looking at. I use a wallet every single day
Toronto wallet you're wearing a CD on your body
Then what are you sending me snowy
Bro has a CD on his chest. Okay, this is called swag
Let me look through this one just getting ready
No, I saw your post you don't got to put it twice
anything new? Do I click this or no? So what made you wake up and want to wear a
CD on your chest? Maybe the fact that it has a Balenciaga tag on the back?
Wait, I've never heard of this brand, but I kind of like it.
What is essence?
It's a store, it's a store, not a brand.
Wait, but I kind of liked that wallet that somebody sent before.
What was it?
It had like a little like, not a cross on it, but it had like a, I don't even know,
this wall there, whether you find it.
That was Vivian Westwood.
What is that?
This one.
like this.
It's not a vivette wallet, bro, yo, you guys are dick riders.
Uh, yeah, I'm a little hungry, though.
Wait, you know what's crazy?
I'm hungry, too.
Haven't eaten barely anything today.
Well, the Dug Dug Challenge, me and you?
I'm not doing the Dug Dug Challenge with you.
Why?
What is this?
Uber to where?
Okay, what stores does the Beverly Center have?
Drew got so big drew so fat
How am I so fat who said that Beverly Center stores, okay, they have
Armani Amiri Valenciaga
Burberry
Dorche Kibana
Gucci
So what do you guys think I get what what Louie yeah, let's go there. Let's just go look
Which I'm a little hungry though
Bites me at the food court.
Huh?
Little bites me at the food court, maybe?
Yo, thanks for 1,000 minutes.
Let you see that shirt is tough.
Where can I get it?
The shirt right here is just Balenciano
got a little CD on the chest.
Thank you, man.
How much was that shirt?
A shirt?
Yeah.
Did the CD work?
Who would have thought of playing a CD player?
I don't know.
I'd play some music.
You can take them off.
It's stuck here.
It's stuck on the shirt.
You actually thought the shirt was cool?
No, I don't remember, you left that in second straight.
Because the shirt is cool.
How is the shirt not cool?
What the fuck are you wearing?
Bro, this shirt is tough!
I don't need to bring my wallet, right?
No, no, you're good.
Now look, you want to grab a little protein bag of chips
because I'm fucking starving.
So you got the backpack ready?
You want a phone?
Yeah.
Ron, you can switch the phone.
Are we still here?
I think I need to turn off the phone.
I don't know why it's not working.
Yeah, I'll almost switch it because I don't know why it's not working.
How much he is?
Nineteen grams of protein in his bag.
It's not 300 calories.
Oh, I have bad news.
We got to go to the bar at the store eventually.
I tried calling to fix our mind.
Jack, this is 140 calories, 19 grams of protein.
I don't understand.
That's actually good for you.
Did you stream off anything else, like, today for some reason?
No.
This is just not working.
I'm just going to try the backpack on spot.
Yeah, this is actually healthy.
I guess. How is this not?
You want a little snack, get a nice 19 grams of protein, 140 calories?
Wait, it says it's on, though.
Or it says something's on.
Did someone hack my ingest?
No, but it says your main ingest is on.
Sus.
Rums, what is the main ingest on?
Alpin?
Look at your fucking alt in the chat
But some of our alts
I don't under
It's someone no actually to someone hacker shit wise. It's on something
I'm just going to put a third ingest, it's not working on my iPhone either, you try to
I figure out what is on, what's on.
Well, let me hear them.
I'm switching it to the third ingest,
but I want to fix the first ingest.
Okay, we can worry about after-sroom right now.
I have, I have new places I have to be.
I have Uber's, I haven't heard yet, though.
Run has always been useless.
Retreat.
All right, Rums, we're on the third ingest now
for some reason, please.
I don't, I don't know what it is.
You know, these are so good.
Ready?
I'm just so confused.
All right, let's go.
Shall we split?
The only thing I could think of is if Darla for some reason is using your ingest or something.
How would she be using my ingest?
Because she asked me to help her with something this morning and then I didn't answer and
then Said helped her.
I have a few I have things that you did gave her your ingest and now she just left her phone on
Can I call it?
Darlin's music what doesn't matter we have ingest music right?
I know it doesn't matter but I just want to
She's too after straighter
The Uber or the Uber is here if you want to leave
Hey yo why don't you just take your seat in front of me
Damn Jack look
Look over there
What?
more door. Construction really started, chat. They're starting to tear the house apart as
you guys can see. The door here got removed. They have all this down the ground because
this entire wall is fake. So this whole wall and door is going to be removed over here.
This door and wall is getting completely removed and then also down here.
I don't think he's starting down here yet, but Suki's door right here is getting removed.
This is Anaheim, yes, they're tearing the house down, Jack.
Why?
You tear it down because they're gonna start showing it to other people who are interested
So when we move out and get a new place
What
That was not me I guess I know right I don't have that good handwriting
Everyone's name is on there
hear that?
when we get back try to punch through that door
when we get back let's punch through that door
yo what are you guys spamming bro?
Yeah, I know it after the sensing to the back.
It smells good in here.
Oh yeah, nah, nah, it's cool.
I won't talk the whole time.
You could talk to me.
You could hang out by yourself this whole time.
There we go.
No, no, no, it's cool, it's cool.
It's cool.
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have any snacks, might need to answer no.
Never mind.
All good.
You're good to go.
Thank you.
All right, before I start my no talking arc, can I?
We want to have a nice day.
This is awesome.
What is somebody doing for us?
No, it's not.
I think that was okay.
Matt?
What are they watching?
I think they're watching Max.
We are going to ask him that.
Where are we?
Wait, who are you guys watching?
We're back.
We're going to ask him the hells though.
Sometimes I forget that I have everybody's ingest so if I wanted to like even when they're off-stream right now
I can show you guys wrongs room if I wanted to
And like I can show you guys Jason's bedroom and adapts room and I can show you silky's theater
Do it no, I'm not doing that. I'm just saying I could
all ron does turn his camera off like imagine if i just switched to like silky's ingest
and he was just like smacking his 13 inch on the camera.
It has a TVU on our main ingest, they have 20,000 bitrate right now.
It's gotta be... but a who and how, but it's just black.
Well, maybe it's just a bug.
Clicks? Wait, are you guys just cycling through people?
Wait, Rob, who else can you go to?
Wait, Rob, who else can you go to?
I did everyone else's offline.
Damn.
Elvrums, bro.
You suck.
Where's your hoodie from?
You're going to let me use Cove Lacey for 15% off.
Oh stop talking, I'm getting my phone off the phone, I forgot.
We're all not gonna let you know you're getting pissed by the chat.
That's sad.
No, because they're gonna realize how unenjoyable the stream is when you're talking to yourself
for 30 hours straight.
You're letting us know we bitch you.
You're gonna talk to yourself for three hours straight and they're gonna be begging me to talk they are wait you realize that
Wait, how is the backpack on if it's using the hotspot?
Does he make sense
Wait, what is the good boy you know chat. I don't know I can't see it
All right Chad you guys wanna play a game
Y'all wanna play a game?
Oh, it's true, doing bunny hops, wait, I like this emote.
Okay, what game can we play?
When's the next fat and kid video?
I don't know, Marlon has food poisoning.
Let's do a fuck-a-fan contest.
Okay.
So if you want to enter into the Lacyfucka fan contest, you have to be 18 plus and you
just have to gift one sub in the chat right now in order to answer it.
Come on!
One sub's not going to hurt you guys, bro!
I don't know what game can you play in the car.
Oh there we go.
1x1 with the gift itself!
Hey Lacey, stop wasting money on stupid stuff like that t-shirt you have on.
You look like you're trying to be Iron Man.
That joke did not hit.
First off, this t-shirt was not expensive, okay?
Second off, this shit is swaggy.
I have a CD on my chest that says,
to my love, Happy Valentine's.
This is not even considered a shirt.
This one here is considered art.
Okay?
We just hear true breathing.
Hey, Lacey. Hey, what's up, Lacey? I was watching Martin's stream recently. Couldn't
help but notice that his cameraman rocket never talked behind the camera, where your
Drew never seems to shut up makes the stream unenjoyable
Did you get that in Pio? Oh, no, I did not get it in Pio I
Bought this shirt. Okay, but if you guys do want to send me any packages in Pio any, you know cool packages any
Any any vet any like custom shirts custom clothes
Can a mod spam up the PO box at he please?
Exclamation mark PO in the chat as well get the address
Not we good, okay, I mean yeah I
Got something for you
So you starting to send a bomb in my PO box
Very very cool man.
Y'all just got traded?
You guys are lying.
Throw a fat ass bet down on Philly to win against the Warriors right now.
Come on, you know you got that H. You're an evil human being.
You know you got that H.
Check com, I'm sending you some cool shit in PO.
Okay, let me check.
New PO opening gonna hit.
Okay.
I think Doug Merch?
What is- who's Lotto?
What is that?
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
What am I looking at?
Wait, can you guys explain to me what Slotto TikTok is?
Or is it just one guy?
Oh
Gade Vincent got treat yo y'all just spamming fake NBA trains are just 15 more minutes. J. I'll do a little tick tock segment
What my fear my true
Yeah, why do your friends not like me in there, bro?
I like the spin on it.
Hey, man.
Who do you want to go skydiving with?
Okay?
Ah, Lebron, man.
Show me how it's done.
Oh, my God.
Give me a swing.
Yeah, a city swing.
I have a...
I have a...
I have a...
I have a...
I have a...
I have a...
I have a...
I have a...
I have a...
I have a...
I have...
My 4U page consists of sports, edits, and streamers.
Want me to tell you how I love it?
Yeah! Everybody to the hill!
Unnecessary f***ing conversations.
Oh, and a simple one!
Alright!
What are you guys standing? What is that emo?
To the hill.
Okay, we're good.
Shall I be off to see you in this show?
Hello?
It's me.
There you go, let it in.
Oh
Are you planning to win this Sunday?
Is that a real question?
I'm planning to win this week on the...
Are you planning to win?
What else are you planning to do?
I'm planning to win this week on the...
Brother...
What the actual fuck question is that?
Are you planning to win this Sunday?
Have you ever smoked a word on a property that...
What is your problem?
I can't understand your problem.
You've been scared as ch-
Whoa!
What is this, Yeet's brother?
Okay, his name's Jeet?
Oh shit.
He's this key talk you've been talking about.
He suffered a dislocation in his hind joint and became lame.
And he became lame?
At least listen with his hand-rassed air-rainer.
Are you looking at me?
Um...
Janice Cooper flag really bad, good.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
Oh
You're on that sun!
Holy shit, what is this crowbow with?
Why did Joe Burley put himself in this situation?
I saw Fernando Mendoza leaving Kill Royce with a go-line jump-up package.
Can we score? That's all matters.
Close-ups just gotta score.
Is it safe to say you prefer heavy personnel?
Yeah. I mean, can you leave me and get back?
Okay.
I hate all of that guy, girls.
You know what I'm not going to say it.
Oh Chad, what a Chad.
I want you to sing the lyrics you hear when you hear this right now.
All I am is a man.
Wait, what's the other option?
Is there even another option?
Historical figures you can take to the rack.
I mean, I have one, but it's a whole different joke.
I feel like the majority of people could take my color to the rack.
Thanks.
Me?
Is that okay?
Did you become an anthrax of the devil?
Yeah, I think I could.
I just outwork people.
I'm the ultimate competitor, I'm a fierce competitor, I'm a little bit sassy sometimes.
You know what you say.
No, maybe it's an editor?
Is she a pooper?
Oh
Yeah, you guys watch Outer Banks
Free aura
for me who's obviously the Super Bowl this week?
Yeah, I'm out!
Ah!
Oh!
Whoa!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out of here!
The tech section's too bad.
This is letting it out.
Get out!
Get out!
Get out of the yard?
Get out of the yard!
The whole city knows what I mean when I say it.
Your life is mine for you, page grub.
I'm gonna take you better second.
Are there clicks?
I don't even know what we said.
Okay, I got TikTok's ass. Okay, she all of me to go check out my reels.
Caboom, cabal, caboom
This is my granny, she got your mama so good
Sit down for me
You got me
come on
god can strike me right now
i do not like them clothes
i'm ready
as putty can leave
the white is the phenombeam
i'm ready with the beans
brother
what do you think he shall it
Is that leaked?
I'm going to skip this again.
I mean bro, there's just a video.
How did I leak it?
It's a video.
But what is this dude?
My brother still loves me even though I let all his friends nut inside of me, okay?
It's proof-chat surrendering time! We're all gonna surrender to each other!
I finally got myself!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm not taking off, please live this time on sticky glove.
Okay, so I'm Eva of Border Patrol in Texas and that always assumed I'm flat under my
uniform.
Super annoying.
And to dismiss this man, check this out and let me know if you still think this is it.
Okay, so I'm Eva of Border Patrol in Texas and that always assumed I'm flat under my
uniform.
It's super annoying.
And to dismiss this man, check this out and let me know if you still think this is it.
I fucking give up man. Why are y'all putting it for reacting? Bro, chat! I was not doing
it for me I was trying to show y'all bro I was trying to show y'all brah not for me
I love how gay you are and I love that you're a cute little gay boy.
Hey stop scrolling!
You just came by the most secretive video on my account.
If you click on my page, you can't even find this.
I'm only doing this one time.
If you hit the follow button, I'll follow you back.
This video is only up for 24 hours.
Don't send this video to your friend, it's a little 5-5.
Hey bro, if you like-
Send this to somebody that's stressed out.
Here's hat hey
What's the matter?
You're stressed out
Love
Listen calm down. Okay. There's no reason for you to be stressed out, right? Did you wake up today?
Stand.
What is Dean doing?
Okay, Snowy?
Talk to me, Snowy!
Okay, get her, Snowy!
Get it, Snowy?
Like, who posts this, bro?
Is this a satire?
I can't tell, sometimes.
She's the Valley?
Back down, got it high, got it clickin' on it
After a minute, I just feel a warm up for half a minute
Uh-uh, I could bite a billion, I could ring it
My face, it's in my latitude
This is a man, fuck me
I just want to say hi
Who's dad is this, bro?
I think that I found myself a talk about...
I love Jim, I love Jim expertise videos.
Oh boy, oh boy, he's just a hoi. This one slaps. As you can see here, I got two steppers for elevation.
Okay, that's your range of motion.
Put a red heart if you think I'm cute. Put a yellow heart if you think I'm fine.
And put a blue heart if you think I'm ugly.
Put a red heart if you think I'm cute.
Put a yellow heart if you think I'm cute.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. If you're sorry, you can calm your anger.
I need to save the area 100 times.
Allah kalam niqatul iqatul.
Hey.
I'm gonna be here.
This is how you learn to win.
They love me.
Who does he think he is, bro?
Who does he think he is, bro?
El Clix.
You are not me, gang.
You are not me.
If you're not scared, you're just so glad, you're so glad
just won't be scared, you're so scared that you'll blow your head off
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Thank you sir
We see you film you're not Kobe
Oh look, kissing a wall.
Car F.
Remember the shirt is tall, you guys are hanging.
Car F.
The shirt is tall, you guys are hanging.
I guarantee that if you guys could get the shirt, you'd get it too.
Awwww!
I'll be in the shoes.
Thank you.
Let me know, let me know, do you love the way I do when I'm loving nobody?
Okay, Jack, where should I get a wallet from?
God, their cameraman is ugly.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
The way you got me y'all in my head.
Think I'd rather you in my bed.
Whatever it is you know I can take it.
How many days, how many days,
I can see you again
Stop where you're in a public server
W conference go to the venue tell me to go to the bathroom
You got me all in my head, when you got me all in my head, jazz don't take them on
the good for wallets they're just, should I stop by Louis first?
Stop touching your piece?
Where's your wallet?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
Hello?
Hello.
I'm looking for a long list.
Yes. I'm not sure I'm sketching anything.
I have.
I have.
I have.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Oooh, these are kinda comfy.
Chad do I just go in L-E?
Or do I check out the legs?
What do you think, Chad?
Client advisory are busy right now. I'm not stealing these.
Oh, but I kind of like these billions.
Oh my god.
This is for sale.
Chad, how much are these depositables?
I will put money in this over 10 minutes.
20 K?
The world's got a mix tape on this chest.
Reservators, you would literally buy this suit. Hold on a minute.
I was wondering if we could look at the multi-tasking process.
Right.
I'm not sure if we could put a microphone or a tripod in there and do a call.
Okay.
Did I have the...
Yeah.
No, I was going to see that with different options.
Yeah.
This way.
This way.
That way.
That way.
Hmm.
I don't know.
I thought that was actually the ceiling.
And what do you have for like they're just the normal? Yeah
Do you know why the chance is curious know how much the office walkable is
How much is this one?
Do I need a chat?
Do I need a 1 or do you think I would need a smaller one?
I think this one right here.
Yeah?
Oh.
I do like to play a lot, but I don't even hold cash.
And I usually just pay with my phone.
I feel like this is all I need.
How much is the smaller one?
Let's go.
What's your number?
70.
203.
I think, I think I'll get this back, this gray one.
Yeah, I think I'll do the gray one.
Let's see that one.
That's hard, I don't know.
So this is only $87,000 inside?
Uh-huh.
I'm not super good with TV to my shirt chat isn't this kind of tough
the jacket's time?
why does this guy wear it like this?
it easily goes.
see, I like the paints. I like this whole thing.
that's a drew wall type of chain.
it actually is a drew wall type of chain, oh my honest.
Watch it.
I'm gonna go to Belenzi and I'm gonna look out for her at Belenzi.
True wall-ass stance.
Wait, I kinda like this tacky.
How much is this?
We've got a point to handle in this case.
Am I wearing this though?
Let's try it off, let's try it off easy.
Oh, it's pressing.
I feel like I'm playing Geometry Dash right now with the music.
Didn't I used to have an LVT jacket?
I swear I didn't.
I lost it.
Okay, can I take this off him?
I should ask him if he's with me.
Is he not going to lie?
Your shirt actually is so dope, where did you get it?
I want to buy it.
A quick question.
How much is that jacket you're going to do?
I don't think it's a shirt.
Could you read it, sir?
$3,000 for this shirt.
rupees
dollars
yeah, here Matt's come back for this in the first ball table for sure
okay
I'll let you back in the first ball table
what's the point?
This guy's card to God, this guy's card to God, everybody.
I got a wallet, I got the grey, the tan wallet, it is in here actually, they even wrap this
a little gift because they love me so much, so you do normally go to Louis and you get
this, they won't wrap it for you, but for me they wrap it actually, love that.
Now I do actually want to get a passport for you.
I always say I'm from the A-1 floor anyways.
Oh my gosh, it's actually coming.
Wait, this is kind of calm.
Oh, wait, this is the whole holder?
Yeah, it's the whole holder, yeah.
So, the whole holder's like this.
Okay, I got you.
This is the whole holder.
Oh.
The top holder is in here.
It's all attached together.
And then when you look at the back,
you look at your bottom.
I mean, you're full.
Oh, okay, cool.
And how much is the passport holder?
It's like around $5,000.
$5,000?
$5,000?
What about, oh, that's about $5,000.
$100 food court
I can do to order anything if you go to the food court you're not talking Drew
That sucks chat. Yeah, that's up. We go to the food court get food. You don't even know to get any food
This is gonna have to talk
People doing the flash RP out here
wait is there a food court here?
wait how do you know if a food court is here?
huh?
are you hungry Drew?
are you hungry?
is that how you say it?
Okay, you know what's funny?
You guys genuinely bullied Drew to the point where he's not talking.
He's like scared to talk now, because you guys bullied him so hard.
Okay, y'all cannot tell me this is not calm.
Is it bad that I threw the bag away?
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
For where is the food for dining?
Oh, yeah, what sounds good to y'all?
We got acai balls, we got Starbucks pretzels, it's halloween sandwich, fried chicken.
Burgers, Vietnamese, Brazilian steakhouse.
What sounds good to y'all chat?
Fried chicken.
I kind of want to get a stop, like a little save-it-shot.
What are you thinking?
Hey! Hey!
I thought I was gonna walk up on my arms.
Oh, Judy!
I thought I was gonna say whoa.
Wait, is it me? I looked back at you all the hours in there?
For real?
Chaston, it's gonna make me blush, man.
It's not gonna make me blush.
Something sounds really good.
Hey.
Here y'all go, man. Here y'all go.
Anytime you see a female.
a bunch of 20 bucks in this chat. Why are you liping? Because I was hooping yesterday.
I was hooping yesterday so my ACL is a little slower. Wait, we're on level 6.
Where is the fucker?
The LB bag had your seat in it? No, it doesn't. I didn't get her seat.
I'll fuck with my dude but let's do all it y'all fuck with it or not
wait
they're close
I gotta stop shaving look at this bro
Chad do you guys know how to not get razor bumps after shaving is there like
something I can use or put on my face to make it so I don't get razor bones.
Shaving cream, I do use shaving cream and I use it after shave balm.
It still gets red.
I do use after shaving.
I'm not hungry, bro.
What is egg slut?
Oh, this food looks so good.
You might be allergic to one of them, yeah, I might be allergic to my aftershave, because
usually it burns when I put aftershave on.
Uh, where the fuck are we at?
Okay, let's just walk.
Why are you calling me a sped?
What did I do for y'all to deserve to be called a sped right now?
Okay, there's a cafe right there.
Give me that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Pick up your feet, it's not me, it's Drew.
I'm sorry about the sound of sand on Shad Drew
when he walked, he doesn't pick up his feet, it's Drew.
Brother, what are you doing?
Well, it's you. It's literally you.
Locke, you feel bad for Drew not talking?
We bullied his ass, but to be fair, he let a bunch of 13-year-olds bully him.
Yeah, I mean, bro, Chad, you can't feel bad for a bro.
He's just, Drew's a little, he's making a little sense of himself.
Why do I not see any fucking restaurants for all about a fucking rich?
Well, where is food at?
Whoa, wait a minute
You know crazy as I know you wanted to camera at the bus because you saw six seven of us you're actually
Which I should I go in here and get food even though it's just like a arcade
How do I get in?
No, they have shit food?
Where the fuck do I go?
Oh, it's packed in here.
Okay, um, I am quite literally swamped.
What is this place?
Who cares if we eat something?
Well yeah, but I'm looking to see where to eat and I don't see any restaurants anywhere.
I'm just walking around the circles like a fucking headless pop.
Wait, is that a place?
Bendone?
Well I just said familiar.
Bendone.
Bendone.
Then don't
You want to walk to Robin Melrose an hour and a half walk
No, I feel lost in LA right now
Stop making fun of my CD, bro!
Lost in LA segment. Fuck you.
Alright, they're not alive. I don't find a place to eat in the next five minutes of walking.
I'm leaving Los Angeles.
Got a marathon burger that's on Melrose.
Why is LA looks so dead right now?
LA's pretty dead, Jack.
What? It's a 45 minute walk, you're not going there.
Someone following you?
Brother, I'm lost!
How am I out of shopping, bald man, no food?
I'm about to get fucking hangry!
Nice, bro.
Get a resty.
Excuse me, do you guys happen to know any good food spots around here?
Any good like food spots?
Do you need that?
There's not that in the car, but it's like a Brazilian place.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you
Some bricks
What do civilians yeah, I think I'm being sick. I have a sore throat that's starting
What why do I smell beer
Okay, I just see a dark tree. I don't see anything that even shows food anywhere.
Gigi, you got a vet 19. You guys are like...
Where is Brazilian food?
I would love a Brazilian right now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did they just lie to me?
Oh my God, it's gonna lie to me.
We are back at the storm!
Wait, dining.
We're in a parking garage. Oh my god, where am I at?
I'm walking around in fucking circles.
Oh.
We're in a city in...
We're in a city in six minute walk.
Okay.
How you doing?
Did you get me a little ride baby?
No, I wanna go on a milka.
You passed it. No I did not.
I'm just getting straight fucking car-y going right now.
And I'm like in the hood.
Whoa, what is this?
Is that a person?
I'm going to the dumpster.
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna fucking freak out, bro!
They lied about a Brazilian stage house! They said there's a Brazilian spa and I'm fucking walking for miles!
Y'all look alive. I didn't lost in LA. I'll try to complete the entire time
You're getting cheap
Maybe right here
Y'all look alive, bro. If you are too old men just walking down a sidewalk, what is the point of lying about a Brazilian place?
Actually, what's the point?
Oh my god, what is this?
Oh my god, oh my god, what is this?
Is it tables?
Oh my god.
What is it called?
What is this?
What the fuck is an egg slot?
What is an egg slot?
Okay, there's a place called For the Witch.
It's only burgers.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I'm not eating here.
I
Hurries one of the best big Mike said wait big Mike really said that
Okay, hold on a minute. I see fat burger I see some way
Boys walks
Oh shit, it's a Brazilian spot.
Yeah!
This must be some big, big suits.
You said you were going to go to a Chinese town.
Good, how are you?
What kind of food do you guys have here?
You okay?
Like your fries just came in and I want to put them together and move it.
Wow.
Okay.
Fresh chicken, really delicious.
I want to call it a surprise.
Me, thank you.
See you.
It's a little wafer.
Can I see this one?
Do you want an instrument?
Yes please.
Um, thanks for the time.
Thanks for the time.
I don't see what's going on.
Wait, what are you talking about, Shat?
I didn't want to let people out of food like them, you know?
We're single and we can't order food, fuck!
You can't eat anything, bro. That's not true.
Unfortunately, bro.
You're not talking to your food, you're not talking.
What's the name of the dog?
What's the dog's name anyway?
I like the fried chicken because it comes with a lot of vegetables and gravy.
Oh wow.
It makes spring salad.
You come here a lot?
Yes.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Thank you.
Chad, what should I get? The salad menu's closing.
That's stupid ass Chad.
Chad, is that the salad menu's closing?
Yes, it's smelly. Fuck me. Lately go fuck yourself.
It's Jettrified fried chicken? What does that mean?
So where's the fried chicken?
In everywhere.
Chicken Histed Sliders?
Yo, E-Broogie, what are you saying, bro?
Yo, Pac-Boy Max, just wanted to say I love the streams, bro.
Do I look like Pac-Boy Max?
I got a fart.
Oh, I just fucking heard someone.
Look in your eyes.
Wait a second, y'all. Actually, I'm going to tell what to get.
I don't know why you guys hate this shirt so much.
It's hideous.
Okay, but what do you guys not like about the shirt?
Please, let me know.
What do you not like?
What's EDC?
What's EDC?
It's not like it's like they said, are you going to EDC?
What is that?
And what is that?
I'm saying that was a lot of the speak now.
Speak whatever I want.
It's a rave in Vegas.
Why would I go to a rave in Vegas?
EDC's an EDM music festival where people just take drugs, listen to music and fuck.
Someone in chat told her you were going.
What is EDC?
Who spoke in the chat?
Who, who in the chat, people, you said the chat was saying I was going?
Did she get one guide?
It was one person.
Hello?
I'm not going, I already know what that is.
No, I'm not going to leave you here so late.
Okay.
I don't know.
Brother, there's no way that one person in the chat said, Lacey's going to EDC and
then all of a sudden she believes it.
He's definitely going, what is EDC, what is that?
You said you wanted to go, when did I say that?
You said you were, when did I say that?
Stop acting like you don't know yo if you can show me a clip of me saying I'm going to EDC
I will personally give whoever has the clip of thousand dollars whoever can show me a
clip of me saying I'm going to EDC I'll give you $1,000 I did not say that
I would, I'm not going to lie, EDC is not my kind of place.
Four concessions.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Anything?
Ah, yes.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Anything?
Ah, yes.
Are you trying to cover that?
Cover that shirt?
I think there's something else to clean.
Thank you. We'll really fucking clean.
Just because someone's around us is waiting for us right now.
Okay.
Are these like the starters of bread or something?
No, please. No, no.
Okay, I wasn't sure if you guys could-
Oh, you get to keep it?
Was I just doing your food on your teeth?
Can I eat it?
They just come up on chicken.
Oh my gosh. Chicken is like has a mouth that's speaking there.
It's just a little bit.
Gotta keep it up.
There will be metrics.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
All water, all the air.
Thank you.
What are you doing those two?
I'm going to sit right back down here.
I'm gonna take you there this time.
Yo!
They're gonna throw it away? I'll take that.
Bro, there's brother. I can't see him. He gets in the kitchen.
I think they made noodles. I'll bring it right back out.
Okay.
She's such a little kid ordering a burger in fries.
I can't even order that.
You got to throw that away, I'll take it.
No, it's going back.
What can I get for you? Any questions?
Um, not many questions, but I'll order a couple starters.
Sure, I'll do it.
Definitely going to have to do, um, grilled wings.
Would you order the grilled honey hot wings, please?
Um, I would do any starter that looks good for you, Joe.
Street corn, maybe?
Street corn, what do you see that at?
That's a sign.
This is cornbread.
Cornbread's good?
This is cornbread.
Cornbread and it's not anything?
Yes, please.
Do you like anything on the street?
you
you
you
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you
You
Be healthy wait, it's fried chicken's healthy China's all the protein what?
It's fried chicken with protein, that's helpful.
It's fried, it doesn't matter, oh so you're telling me it matters if they put it in a
Friar or if they put in a grill? No, it doesn't matter. It's the same chicken, same bird.
It's the oil? Yes, but they can do it. They probably do a healthy oil here, sir.
Get the rotisserie. I don't want a rotisserie though. I want the fried chicken. Oh my god,
it's gluten-friendly, girl. I can get it. It's like helping. They'll angle. Use Angle
I'm going to be honest, I'm going to ask, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest,
I'm going to ask her.
Come on booger alert booger alert.
I'm trying to get it with the chat.
Booger alert booger alert.
Lisa's on the Epstein list. No I'm not.
I got a bugger I gotta get out.
You see how careful the bugger is?
What?
That fast food trips.
Yeah.
Why are you the napkin that he's got finger
Yeah, who do you guys think in the chat right now is most likely to be on a future at sea
I'm ready to order me to do whatever you're ready
Do you know what oils the fried chicken is fried in?
Maybe no, it's not fried in.
So it's a healthy guy.
It's a healthy oil?
Well, it's a healthy oil.
Okay, I'll do that.
I'll do the fried chicken.
It sounds good to me, yeah.
Can I do a little mass for a hot chicken?
It's great.
So the nourishment is not coming with any fat.
It comes with like these things.
That's fine.
Okay.
Lovely.
Thank you.
And what size does mine come with?
Can I have a piece of salad for corn?
It's okay, thank you.
I love you, thank you.
It's a healthy oil, she said.
Bro, it's a healthy oil. She literally said it's not bad oils.
What the fuck is a healthy oil?
Oh, you guys are haters.
She literally said it's a healthy oil. Now shut up and let me spoil on TikTok a little bit.
Yo, my throat's starting to hurt, there's no way I'm going to be sick for Super Bowl
League.
I'm not going to lie, I'm being honest with you guys, if I'm sick for Super Bowl League,
I'm taking two days off and starting to be healthy for Super Bowl League.
What is this grid?
Hi Lacey, you're the best YouTuber and TikToker and Twitch live person.
I love your vids.
Please give me a shout out.
So why did that guy get banned?
Why is my throat hurting?
What clip are you sending?
I'm still waiting I still have a thousand dollars for whoever can send me a click of me saying that I'm going to emcee
Yo Jacob, what are you typing in the car?
Come on, bro.
Brother, that was 10 minutes ago when I read the page.
No, you said it.
You said it.
No, that was 10 minutes ago when I didn't say they cut the clip.
They cut the clip.
Show me a clip of me earlier saying I'm going to EDC.
That is from earlier.
Hey
I'm trying to scammer that. That was a fake clip of when I was reading the chat. That's real. That's how real good.
Oh
I'm supposed to troll darlin by saying I'm going to ADC
So wait, now you're bothering me. I'm gonna call him. I guess I guess we are going to ADC
Yes!
Hey, so, um, I didn't lie, but apparently I am going to EDC.
Why'd she hang up?
Why'd she hang up?
Why'd you hang up?
you hang up well no I didn't know I was I didn't realize what it was I there I
knew there was this thing we were going to I didn't know it was called EDC I
thought it was called EDM yes I am I'm one with you get on yes I am it's in
Vegas.
Okay, then me, Bofa, and Brie won't go.
No you won't.
Um, excuse me?
Uh, you heard me?
No.
We're going when the meters go.
No you're not.
Yeah, huh?
No you're not.
Okay.
Me, Ron, and Yugi are- You know, me, Ron, and Yugi are going, you guys are not coming
on our boys' new journey.
You're trying, Yugi.
No, you're not- It's a boys' night, you're not going to intrude on our plans.
Okay, uh, we're not on training, we're going to go separate and have a girls' night.
Okay, but you guys can just go somewhere else, don't come to the same EDC as us.
Well, you don't have to see us, there's a dozen people there.
It's a boys' only trip.
Okay, well, we're going to have a girls' night.
No, you're not.
Me, Yugi, and Ron are all the-
OKAY NEET RONNY YOU G here.
All going to EDM and we're going to get high on ball-ing.
And fuck bitches.
Oh she hung up.
Oh why did I say that?
Oh why did I just swat?
Oh my god, why did I say that?
Oh why did I say that?
I'm just saying, you need to run up.
Hey!
Want to...
Fortnite with you?
Call Yugi and let him know what he just did.
Guy, that's just my tag.
You know she made this song on my beach app?
Except she got my height wrong.
I'm 61.
I'm so hungry, bro.
Why did a leasing just add Darla and Keckler?
Alright, I have a challenge for you guys.
now all the way until February 14 Valentine's Day. Whoever can make a
first trap edit of me with the most views I will give $5,000 to. Okay? Whoever can
make a first trap edit of me with the most amount of views by February 14 I
I will give you $5,000, okay?
Deal, so you have to pay two more minutes.
Yes.
No one's doing that, so y'all aren't going to make a little edit of me and think that I look good for maybe an hour for five minutes?
It's my birthday, give me money.
You guys are greedy pigs.
There's not enough footage?
Brother's footage of me everywhere all the time!
Darla sent me a middle finger emoji.
Yo Timbin, thanks for the big five, get the drop.
I was gonna pay in pack truck credits, but I'm not.
Should we do a stream and we walk around with IRL chat for the day?
What does that mean?
We just got like 20 kids saying follow your locker all day.
No, I actually want to die.
Well, come on, man, it's not fun.
Baby!
I think she's actually mad.
I said, can you come to the house tonight?
I have to wake up early. She said, no. FDU.
Okay, back. Okay, back.
I'm gonna...
Okay.
I have plans tonight anyway.
And she called me couch boy. Nice, yeah.
I guess I'm sleeping on the couch.
It's literally my mind, it's my bed.
Say you were never going fuck that, I'm double it down.
I can't wait to go to EBC and fuck Mad Hose.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, Zach. Oh no.
You're gonna get blocked.
Do I say I'm kidding?
Jose just come over tonight I have an early flight I'm learning how to use a
gun she said
I'm gonna put her I have to put her in a box
I have to put her in a box chat, trap her in a basement, put her in a little 4x4 cube.
Give her up.
Awesome, so gold worship.
Give her up on some Joe Goldberg shit, I'm gonna give her an IRL Mr. Beast challenge.
He just called me Epstein 2.0.
The Oxytweep?
What a oxytweep, bro.
Lacy's girlfriend Darla Inslee hung up after fighting at Lacy's attending EDC on a
bullish E-trip with Ron and you. Nice, dude. Nice. I just got us all in trouble. Oh my
god. I'm such an elf, friend.
Oh, get the cornbread.
Ah, she's nice. Who's that question? Thank you so much for the wings. Get a little bite of a chip in your chat.
In your tracks, by the way, tracks are grilled wings.
I want you guys to know.
You should have seen one of these in our team down here.
Is that blue jeez?
That's blue cheese.
Wait, why did I get grilled chicken and fried chicken as the main course?
I'm an idiot.
I like the music room.
Do you love the music room?
What's this?
I
Know
Why let's put me off the fuck that I do
I wish they were out of salad, Chad.
What are we doing tomorrow?
What do you mean?
What are we doing over here?
What am I doing tomorrow?
Chad, I don't know if I told you guys.
I kind of talked about it a little bit, but tomorrow is the day.
I'm going to be back.
Yeah, I don't know if I told you guys, I kind of talked about it a little bit, but tomorrow
is the Twitch streamer mode, which is basically an event where a bunch of streamers and NFL
players compete, and I'm going to be like the person hosting it.
So I'm going to be going around, talking to a bunch of NFL players, asking them some questions,
some interviews, and then after I think I'm going to like do something with like silky
here in sketch no I don't care about why are y'all flipping me off
What's big?
Is this good?
Yeah.
That's not bad.
Darla said to say sorry?
For what?
For going to have a little fun with my friends?
Darla, I'll bring you back a nice little gift from KC.
I'll bring you back like, like you know how they have those like gift shops, I'll bring you back a t-shirt or something.
I feel like that's fair, right, Jack?
Yo, I hate, like, I hate this shatty.
Like whoever this type, the Lacey Lockton with the sun emote after a, uh, how is this not...
Will it let you off down to six o'clock, why?
Dude!
How many months of life is that?
Bro, that's gonna happen, bro.
And if you don't, you're donating a hundred feet of charity, right?
Yes.
Really?
Yeah.
And if you don't donate that a hundred feet?
I will.
Okay, double tap soda.
One more little piece of cornbread won't hurt.
Now you can buy like a cool car and set it right off, right?
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
I don't know but you are a big roger.
I am not any girl, are you?
Stop putting that emo.
You know this dead might be the best program I've ever had by the way.
You know this den might be the best permit I've ever had by the way.
And it was on yellow.
No, it's not. You know the beat of my cosplay, bro.
Jeff, make sure to always drink water, Jeff.
It's the most important part of being healthy.
some protein? I'm gonna eat protein when I get my chicken.
I don't know yet.
Chad, was I not surprisingly good at rockin' meat today?
Should we do a challenge to see how much weight we can gain or not gain or lose?
Also, the challenge that I had was not to have a six pack.
I thought it was.
It was to be a certain weight.
Oh!
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Would you like a first plate?
Obviously.
Yeah?
Would you like a first plate, too?
We'll pay.
I'll move it.
Okay?
We're ready for it.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
Stop being silly.
You just want me to bring you some of this?
And we're going to have extras.
Yes, I'm going to start with the salad chat.
Does the hot honey sauce come on it?
No.
Right here.
Oh, thank you.
Yo, here's a little piece.
Come on, man.
You want to swap me a little piece out?
I think it's the house of ice here.
You might not have any influence on my stuff.
This is supposed to be honey hot sauce.
This is hot sauce.
Yeah, you can probably attain some of this.
Oh, yeah, I can tell this is a healthy lose like I tell them for sure it is for sure
I can just tell chat.
Yes, I can taste the healthiness.
Holy shit, Drew is dead, flying my ears.
I don't know, I don't even know, baby.
But we try to move this Nashville.
Let's see what that's hitting on.
It's really hot.
Like spicy?
That big ass piece.
Okay, okay.
Here, take a piece of mine.
Okay, out of this meal, salad's fine but I'm not gonna say anything.
I don't like this. I don't like the dressing starting right now.
So what are they?
I hope anybody can join with me.
There's people out there who want to use weight.
There's people out there who want to take it.
I have six months.
drink anything but water, protein shakes, or sea water, sugar, honey, that's the
great least you're walking, right?
I'm not happy.
I started at 208 and I'm 196.
Bro, did we not start, did you not start at the date? I mean, like 18 years with this?
No, I started after
Well that thing was bad
We did I think so much that that I
Did not start at one ninety-five. You know y'all are just
Just wait
Yes, but you guys you act like up the weights. I'm supposed to lose
Don't they I'm a lose and be 170 right now. You also got on your skin. I'm going to the gym and lifting weights
which is adding muscle mass.
Do you realize that you went every morning?
Are you good at that?
I'm good at it one-seventy.
But we need to go every morning.
No, I don't.
But that is actually not good to go to the gym every day.
Okay. If you went five times a week.
It's not good to go to the gym that many times.
Okay. If you went four times a week.
Too much?
Yeah. Yes.
Not to mention, if you like this, I'm being so serious.
I put this on everything I love and I dare you to do this.
This meal right here, right?
I ate one piece of fried chicken, a little bit of half the mashed potatoes.
And a piece of cornbread, right?
By what?
7-800 calories?
Less, right? Like 500 calories. The only other thing that I ate today was
um, a halal, uh, halal guy salad, which was salad and gyro.
But maybe that's not enough food.
So that means I'm only consuming about 1500 calories today.
Yeah, I'm waiting for something.
And by the way, another little piece of clumber I'm going to hurt too.
another little bite.
God, I'm not chow.
Didn't even touch the veggies.
Jack, carbs are very important when you're going to the gym.
You need to stack up on carbs.
Trust me, I know how this gym shit works.
I think the salad's expired.
I get actually I think it's moldy is that why it's purple
It tastes like cologne.
Oh, I need some honey, bro.
Excuse me, why do you think you guys have honey?
Honey, yes. Thank you.
Not gonna lie, Lacey, good shit, this is probably like 300 grams of protein. Thank you.
in three months you guys are gonna understand I'm gonna walk I'm gonna
walk into the room in three months we must shut off y'all are gonna be everyone's
What's this?
What's pin bro, I can't see pin
You have the ideal male body, thank you
What did Jinx he said somebody tell me thank you for the honey, sir
What did he say?
I can read it now.
Someone added it.
Hold on.
Of course, I joined a bro's eating son.
Yo, stop.
What in that fucking baby?
A little bit of honey on the chicken jack?
It's very good because this honey is from natural bees, which means it's very healthy
and filled protein and calcium.
I'll see ya'll.
Yo!
Yo!
Bro, y'all are making me laugh while I'm trying to eat.
I'm not even really eating the skin either.
No, you all what? Are y'all comedians tonight? What are you fighting?
Rose in a nice restaurant, you do fried chicken with honey.
Okay, but it's healthy fried chicken. The chicken is made with sea oil.
Oh
You know those are bad
It's made with vegetable oil starting today, August 29th, 2025, I am officially starting
my new job.
Now, not only is this going to be a diet change, this is going to be the chicken and chicken
Your protein here. Okay, you're me nice you guys coming cap and uh, and not leaving me
This is a new called healthy. I am about to reach a new part called the Lacey
finale
Alright, I
Am about to transform in front of you guys eyes right in front of your eyes. I'm not gonna
I'm about to transform
I'm not I'm not bad or I'm not bad or now I literally statistically way less
W rain
Who rated me?
No, I don't
I should want a bowl.
Huh?
I should want a bowl?
Yeah.
I mean, that's what I'm kind of doing a little bit.
A little bit?
Yo, thank you for the rain.
This meal is actually valid, basically coming from a gym influencer who knows about good
fibers not trying to eat all this skin
It's too unhealthy.
Yeah, I'm doing great.
I'm going to meet this room over here.
Okay.
Do you guys have a dessert menu?
I do.
I have a keyleth rice.
So, this is my dinner.
This is my green mixed dairy.
I have a banana pudding.
The banana pudding cheese cake.
Plating.
This is like, red pepper crust, the banana pudding cheese cake,
the red pepper crust, the banana pudding cheese cake,
or I have deep-fried Oreos.
These Oreos, they're different, they taste better,
and they're supposed to be shaped like this.
Is that fried in?
I've never asked.
I'll be back.
Bro, Jack.
A deep fried Oreo is not that unhealthy, but fried and good in like a healthy vegetable oil.
Where are the leftovers? What do you mean, where are the leftovers? You can go...
I'm not alive, well y'all realize I only ate two pieces of chicken, right?
I only ate two pieces of chicken, I still have two left.
Wait, Cheesecake has a lot of protein?
Pearl ate him down to the bone. How else do you eat chicken?
I gotta get all that flavor out.
I'm not trying to eat all that fried shit.
Little tomato, a little vestibular, the bottom of that shell.
Only got to eat your vegetable shot.
Love them.
I wonder if they have the statistics for this, for this meal.
You see what they're saying in chat?
What?
They're saying, y'all should get some healthy, frozen yogurt after this to really finish off
the meal.
You deserve it.
You see that one?
I didn't see that one.
You got a chat with me like that.
I'll just see that message.
What's that idea?
I didn't see that one.
You see it?
It's not a good idea.
You deserve a cheat meal, AC?
They have some pretty fine desserts here, I would say.
Canola oil.
What is it?
Canola oil.
Oh, that's like the healthiest oil you can do, I'm pretty sure.
Canola oil.
I have another random question.
You might not know this, but do you know the statistics of the meal?
Do you know the wall?
The statistics, like the calories?
Oh no.
No.
Think very much.
Very much.
So let's try chicken.
Yeah, yeah.
Canola oil.
I saw me back okay?
Thank you.
I mean, Brian, I only ate two pieces though.
And one piece of rice.
You're half a loaf.
What is this?
I'm not eating half a loaf.
I had this little bite, right?
You had a big piece.
No, I had this little piece.
You had this piece and this piece.
More, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Realistically, this entire meal that I just ate,
probably,
Maybe $700.
That's fine for a dinner. That's good for a dinner. I'm only eating two meals a day
And now I'm gonna eat this salad because for me personally, I don't know about you guys
But when you have a plate of food like this
For me the salad I save it till the end because it's like dessert
Like it's like that. It's like that thing at the end of your meal that you just want to like
That you just want to slice the meal with it's truly is
Salad is like a dessert to me
Okay, so most people they eat like, like cheesecake, oreos, no.
Salad to me is like a dessert.
And upon fact is greens actually increased inflammation
How many fried Oreos come in with the pack?
Three.
Or we can do one piece if you want.
Or you'll try it.
Never try one.
Let's do a fried Oreo order.
And you said it's canola oil, right?
That's perfect.
I want to do the three piece.
Yeah, I'll do the three.
Yeah, I'll see you at the three-piece.
Perfect. And can I get you a box please?
Um, uh, probably just one box, please, and in the check.
Okay, no worries, I'll be back. Thank you.
I've been wanting to have a box.
Huh?
You've been asking?
You've been asking?
There were quite a few things out there.
I never had quite a few of those.
I mean, why?
Actually, but just let you know, it's fried in canola oil.
So it's healthy.
So it's healthy.
Yes.
Tell me you deserve it, bro.
You've been working so hard, son.
Thank you.
Projet how many calories is in Oreo what I can have one Oreo
Yeah
Eight K. That's not even fire. You know, I'm actually into the map. I'm actually into the map
How many calories is one piece of fried chicken?
A single piece of fried chicken typically ranges from 100 to 400 calories.
Okay.
A press is 150.
Okay.
I ate two breasts.
that's 300 calories okay how many calories is one piece of corporate okay so 400 plus 300
grilled right 40 calories each 80 400 here okay so I'm not like I'm not like
Realistly, my 750 calories.
I thought you had three pieces of chicken.
No, we took three.
We took one of yours, and one of mine.
One of yours?
One of yours?
One of mine.
What's this little bone doing here?
You're placing the four pieces.
Your plate came with me.
No, mine came without less amount.
Your plate came with me.
Yeah, and I gave you one.
Oh, I can see it.
All right, you're right.
So right now, 750 calories for dinner and I'll top it off with a little Oreo.
Probably going to be another 100 calories.
So 850 calories for dinner.
And I ate one meal earlier, that was 400.
So I'm sitting at below 1500 calories on the whole day.
That's what I call a diet.
I'm not delusional.
And, you know what's even crazier?
I didn't eat the skin on any of the chicken.
And you said I had two chicken wings?
I guess I ate this one.
Healthy ass diet, bro.
Thank you so much.
Would you like a hot sauce please?
No, it's okay.
Okay, sure.
Do you have any extra chicken over there?
No.
Okay.
And then I'll grab darling with some cornbread.
I know she loves cornbread.
I know darling loves cornbread.
We got some cornbread shots and we got some cornbread.
That's the very one.
Yes.
She likes having some cornbread.
Huh?
She looks really lost for it.
What do you mean?
God damn.
Is that her favorite piece?
She lost cornbread.
Right.
Make sure to suck it up.
Yeah.
There.
Nice.
A little bit of cornbread for left over.
There we go.
Why did my car get to climb up here?
I don't know.
Chad, are those favorite food? It's actually cornbread, I believe.
So have you called right now? She's the favorite food that's called here?
Yes.
Okay, I do it.
No, I don't want to bother her. She's busy.
She's not.
She's not busy.
She's working. She has a job.
Oh, she has a job?
Yeah, she has a job now.
She's lying to y'all.
I can't wait to have them, but it probably sounds great, I'm thinking about it's like
Canola oil and whole wheat.
Oh, that's right.
Any square of this is a good oil.
Chubby chubby!
What am I lying about? I don't know. You guys act like I just go around lying about shit, I don't know what I do.
You're just like us, you're a good baller, you're not a champ, yeah?
He's like a starboy.
Hopefully they don't have one.
You're not even your lower?
I said sir
El shirt I put money on it you guys walk into a store and saw this shirt you buy it
They make a blackberry
I like the red one though it pops a little bit make CD pops down if I said
I can slap a CD on my shirt, not Balenci though.
There's a CD safe in there, see if I know it.
Yes.
Under the black sharpie, Balenciaga.
That's tall.
That's fucking sick.
You got in there, that's sick, let's see how good.
How do you even wash that fuck ass shirt?
Darla said you don't even have a Valentine's,
okay, can I ask you a question?
Darla thinks that I have to ask her to be my Valentine.
When she's already my, like,
you don't have to ask your girlfriend to be your Valentine.
That's like a given.
Like, no shit, you're my Valentine, you're my girlfriend.
I don't have to ask you to be my girlfriend,
or to be my valentine.
Yes, you do.
No, you don't.
So Chad, you guys asked your girlfriends
to be your valentine.
That's a lie.
Oh boy.
Thank you so much.
Oh, I can tell this is a healthy kind of breakfast.
Ice cream in the middle, too?
Ice cream in the middle?
Oh, these are definitely the Oreo things, for sure.
Oh, these are definitely so healthy.
Wish I had?
I'm glad you ordered this.
in the middle too?
right here in the middle?
oh these are definitely the Oreo things for sure
these are definitely so healthy
I'm glad you ordered this
that's so good
is there a hat somewhere?
I'm going to try a little bit of ice cream for water down, let's begin ice cream.
They want to pop an Oreo.
Great sound, great sound.
You might be listening.
Can you hear the Oreo though?
Of what?
You want to get more Oreos from them.
What is this?
Yeah, ice cream is actually the healthiest thing you could have, believe it or not.
Wait, you want me to eat this one for you?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Call the Uber.
I only had two bites of ice cream.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Look at that, that's a little water in those trips.
Close to the order.
Beautiful job.
Fuck your cars, even games, they're probably good.
Well...
It's your one little cheat day, bro!
You know how I locked an ammo in my diet? One little cheat day is not gonna hurt.
Take the gym super early tomorrow morning.
I honestly, the gym tonight is better.
Really?
Yeah.
One thing I'm not saying at all, I'm not going to say I want to try to distract me when I
look better than all of you.
I think yo, there's no way to all think that this is your way.
I think that this is more than a thousand calories that meal I just had.
You're delusional.
Two pieces of fried chicken. I did eat the skin.
You know what? I'm gonna ask Brock. I'm gonna ask Brock.
I'm gonna ask Brock.
I'm gonna ask Brock.
Hey, Brock, I have a question.
I want to know how many calories total is in the meal that I just ate.
I had one grilled chicken wing,
two pieces of cornbread,
Two breasts of fried chicken, but I didn't eat the skin, and one deep-fried Oreo.
Sorry, I can't pull real-time nutrition data or search databases right now.
Calorie counts can vary by brand, or by size.
Okay, but on average, what would you guess that that would be?
Okay, fine. Let me finish that guess for you.
One girl chicken wing, 120 calories.
Two pieces cornbread, 300 total. Two skinless, red chicken breast, about 450.
One deep fried Oreo, usually around 250, depending how greasy it got.
So, adding it up, roughly...
1,120 calories.
Yeah, but you also have to...
Hey, I know you said 1,150, but you have to remember, all the fried stuff was fried in canola oil.
Okay, so I had a thousand calorie dinner.
Ooh, that's normal.
Oh yeah, I'm only the two carers.
I just ate this 500 times.
No, that's not true.
Let's go the way.
That's a 500 times.
Yeah.
She's also a fan carer.
Oh, wow, so I had a 1,000 calorie dinner, plus a 400
calorie terse meal, sitting at about 1,400 calories today.
Thank you very much.
W diet.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Yeah.
Woo.
How do you feel about these right where you are?
Very very good, very good.
I really like the protein on top, like the protein waffle on top.
It's really good.
It's like the protein stuff, right? Like a clump. Like a quest?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see.
I have two.
Do you want to have a seat today?
No?
Thanks for coming in, everybody.
What's the good one?
You do.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
Give her wallet.
For what? The gym?
I think it's from hooping yesterday.
I'm gonna get you the cherry match.
Dude, that gym was a week ago.
All over lost.
Oh, sir. Yeah. Bro, I feel so fat right now.
Smells like cookies in here. Cookies, like, dude? Yeah, that smells like, uh, you ever had a patelle?
Smells like one of those.
You smell right, don't you?
Tota is not behind me.
Tota riding in Camel.
No he's not.
Is it far back?
No, it's rather 20.
20?
What the hell is this?
I don't want to have to say anything.
Should we see what John will send me?
Let's see.
POV, my boyfriend hasn't asked me to be his Valentine yet.
Brother, you do not have to ask your girlfriend to be your Valentine.
That's like a thing that you already know.
She also sent me this. What is this?
I have to go confident because I'm the best player in the world.
You know? And then she sent me this.
Oh
What is she sending me
And she's gonna be this too
Kaplow, Ka-boom
Recipes by Granny, she got here by a bazooka
Yeah, I think about it every time I hit the room
Ka-boom, Ka-boom
Hey, why is she sending me that?
She sent me that on Sunday
Alright, P. Uncle Ben
You actually watched the triptops that people send you
you just be the one you're the type of person that just doesn't take a laugh
in emoji just not actually watch it I just do this I like do this and then I'll
do that but like not actually watch it no yeah yeah
I guess people send you anything to my friends in the end that my friends have a tick tock
group chat and just send TikToks in there.
Wait, let me see. Someone told me to check.
Call them what? Nah, you really need the healthiest canola oil.
2k calories on camera, including the other 3k off camera.
I guess I eat 3k cat cameras.
Well, how many calories do you think you're eating in like Dallas?
Like a day? Yeah. Like what I used to live there? Yeah.
Um, well in Dallas I would wake up at, I was on the click, I'd wake up at like 11 a.m.
Sometimes noon.
Immediately I would order like Tropical Smoothie Cafe, um, I would get like two chicken wraps
and a smoothie and the Belgian waffle that they have there, um, or I would get like,
I would get like this one place called Ascension and it was like a bacon egg and cheese on
a bagel and I would get like an iced coffee or something.
Then I would order lunch which would usually be like your normal lunch, any type of food
like maybe a burger, something like that.
And then I would also order dinner.
I usually would get like Chick-fil-A, McDonald's, Wendy's, sometimes I would get like steak,
and then I'd be playing Fortnite this whole time, and then as soon as I would end stream
I would always order like Taco Bell or McDonald's, because it would be like 1 or 2 am when I
would end stream, and I would order like Taco Bell, I'd get two chicken quesadillas, with
added tomatoes and rice, I'd get three Doritos Locos Tacos, two of those Cinnamon Twists
in a Baja Blast Reasy. That was like my go-to.
Checking some out of all those colors.
Why not say in Sun?
Is that all? I mean, yeah, for most part, like some days I would just, I would snack a little bit during the day.
Like if I would, or, or another thing that I would do a lot is at night, after I end the stream instead of ordering a meal,
I would order a bunch of gas station snacks.
You still do that.
Yeah, but I would order like super unhealthy shit.
I would get like Skittles, chocolate bar,
Takis, and like a soda.
You were dordashing three times a day.
You know, with money you were price spending?
So much money.
Chance, not that bad.
How much soda would you consume?
I never really liked soda, to be honest.
I always like juice.
Like, I never really liked soda.
I would get like, a lot of, I would, because I also hated water.
I would not drink water at all during the day.
And I'm not over exaggerating when I say this when I lived in Dallas and
Was like 300 pounds. I would drink maybe maybe
Three bottles of water a week
Maybe most days I would go without drinking any water
Because I lived off Gatorade, body armor, any type of smoothie, or like if I ordered
I would get like iced tea or or like Hawaiian punch or something like that and slushies by Hayden water
No, I never liked soda I didn't like I don't like soda
Here and there I'd get I'd get a little soda maybe like a little like Baja blast or maybe
Maybe a highlight group here or a coke here and there maybe.
But what y'all don't understand is that it doesn't matter
if you eat burgers, if you eat like unhealthy foods,
if you drink only soda, because guess what?
The base of everything is water,
so you're consuming water no matter what.
I don't think this snowy guy likes true.
No, can we just unmod Snowy so he can't spam in the chat? Maybe give him like a regular role?
Beep beep
No
When is the streamer mode? It's tomorrow at three o'clock PST so six o'clock PST tomorrow.
I would hate living on the East Coast like and I wanted to watch my streamer that lived
on the West Coast. Why?
Oh, like even when I lived in New Jersey and you would go live in LA, that shit was ass.
Should we go live at like seven o'clock sometimes?
Yeah, but I don't go live that late anymore.
I guess.
Thanks for the info, Drew.
Alright, bro.
We can go.
Sorry.
Maybe if you responded to my text,
I'd stop hating on him, Omay67.
Sorry, you don't text me.
I missed the last text I sent to Snowy.
I've probably sent the last text, bro.
I'll see you later.
Snowy.
Oh, fuck, he detects me.
Damn, three times you didn't answer?
He texted me a week ago.
What'd he say?
He was asking me about a TikTok thing.
Damn, that's not true!
Why don't people bump shit?
If someone doesn't answer me, I'm just annoying the fuck out of them.
Is it bad that I'm low key sitting here and like feigning to play Rocky League?
Never mind that.
I feel like Solo's is boring in Rocky League though.
Yeah but I feel like that's how you really get good cause you have no one to rely on.
It's just yourself so like you can't fuck up.
Yeah, I feel like 1v1s is ass
Play with XQC is XQC playing
I'm low curriculum me down
X2C plays rock-a-lea every day. That's cap.
A, A, A.
He can teach you I would bet money on better than XQC at Rocket League. I
Feel like I'm weirdly really good at that game
No, I am I'm weirdly talented at it for some reason
What rank is XQC
Oh, he's timing?
So I played...
you
It's just on my phone
Wait, it's fully graphed?
I think it's back now
It's back on the same phone
Well, if it actually gets on, I'm just gonna lie on my phone and shoot them back
And my phone is main ingest
We're back, we're back, we're back
Check question, if I played ranked 2s with XQC, would I be playing against super good
players or no? Like what rank is he right now? He's timing that's better than plat.
Do you actually care, yes!
Well you're actually good, I know I'm good, he got a carry.
Let's replay against good players and extracs bad. Nice.
You can play with me on Grand Champ 2. No, you're not.
I actually think that in two months of playing Rocket League, I could be SSL.
You should do a stream, not an extreme, so you learn how to air dribble.
I know how to air dribble.
I know how to air dribble.
Okay, so you want me to try to see how to air dribble?
No, you couldn't.
Yes, I could.
Okay, but let's see how long would it take him to learn how to air dribble.
like if you just sat in like playground mode or whatever it's called for like for like how long
two hours a day a week
remember to be honest i there's no way you guys don't think i could hit top rank in rocky league
in two months it's not possible maybe not for you guys
SSL is insane. There's people who play every day for years and can't get it.
Cap.
So what skill level would you guys actually say my skill is at?
Like Diamond?
I'm not Silver.
I was better than Jinx, you low-key.
I'm probably platinum sea level.
There's more billionaires than SSLs in the world.
Well obviously there's a way smaller pool of people.
Everybody in the world tries to get money.
Everybody in the world tries to play Rocket League.
So obviously there's gonna be less people.
Man, you're so smart. Thank you.
What's the hardest online game?
hardest online game is it for me it turns out what I'm just like everything like like
just to be good at to just be good at low-key rocky league there's no way I couldn't skill gap
it's low-key rocky league no I'm saying like
siege
I'd say it's rockin' lead then Fortnite.
Why rockin' lead?
Why rockin' lead?
Because the skill gap for rockin' lead is really high.
Like, you have to be so skilled to be able to do some of this shit that you do.
But like, I'm thinking of like, in terms of new skill gap between a brand new player and
a top 100 player in the world.
Like the biggest skill gap is either Fortnight or Rocky League.
Sir, can you turn us up a little bit please?
Yeah, turn up a little bit please, thank you.
I
Oh my god.
Jett is his answer about the Super Law Party.
That's cool.
I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna do that.
You know what, Somzi?
I got you, bro.
You think that I would do better content
me okay I got you back wait till we get inside back you said I'd rather watch
paint dry than you
I think Drew might be the most brain-rotted person I know why just because when we're like off-stream
Drew talks in emotes. I'm not kidding. Like you know, I don't this thing you do
We will be off-stream and someone will say something and drew will be like fairs or
Like someone will say something and drew will be like nabs like no talks and emotes off-stream
Nabs bro what I?
I remember we were at dinner and in Qatar and we were sitting there and I was like I
got to put my gum in this plate and Drew looked at me and I said I can you not this
what Drew said he goes oh May 5 I'm not sorry now you're not gonna put gum in a bag
now you're lying why are you just lying I've had never happened you know why do you lie
and the fact that the channel somehow unbelieve even though you lie all fucking day oh god
That's a lie.
Oh God, that is a lie.
I will be away.
I don't know, right?
I don't get that.
I'll check every doctor until I get this.
You're getting some inspiration.
No.
How'd you make that?
It's Valenci.
Oh, it's not.
It is.
Look at the CP.
Let me see the fat.
Oh, when did you get these?
It's Valenci.
I'll make that.
It's Valenci.
You get the Valenci.
Search it up.
It's Valenci.
It's a Valentine's Day drop with 242.
It's Valenci.
I cannot believe that it was a Valenci.
It's Valenci.
It's Valenci.
It's Valenci.
It's Valenci.
It's Valenci.
It's Valenci.
It's Valenci.
not believe that it was Balenci. No it's not. You need to do a day with a rave
where he takes you to the store and gets you actual clothes. Brother, I have good
clothes. I have drip.
The player ocularly, you see, people want to check him in and say that he said no.
Playing going, I gotta ask Brock what that song is.
Where the food goes son, motherfuck it, eat it in the bathroom, what do you do, it's
right there. Hey Grock, what is the song called that goes like this?
Ho-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy.
That's not even close to enough, Nick. Nothing I can guess the song off.
What are you going to do?
No, what if the song goes like this?
Hoyoyoyoyoy!
Hayaya-ya-ya!
Still nothing.
You do realize I'm not some magic eight ball, right?
Give me at least a one or two.
Actually, let's hear it.
Good mom, try not to butcher the two.
Hoyoyoyoyoy!
Hayaya-ya-ya!
Hoyoyoyoyoy!
Hayaya-ya-ya!
No clue.
That's either the weirdest chicken call ever, or you're toting your mangling in.
It's not a chicken.
Sounds like a recovery tribal, or like some anime fight scene chant.
OHHHHHHHHHH!
Mr. Doober with the big 25 gift deed!
What?
He ate those.
I did not eat those, don't do that.
No, you literally honestly don't get anything good.
Kev, you ate those.
I ate some.
You sat there last night fucking munching them down,
and then you fell asleep on a couch while I was streaming.
Where is our chicken?
It's over there.
I was in the brown bag.
Is there actually chicken?
Yeah.
Your favorite, cornbread.
I don't like cornbread.
Do you know what I like cornbread?
I don't know about fresh cream.
Yeah, I don't know about cut chat.
She got a fresh cream looking at her.
No.
Next, you see the waiting.
Does he actually want to play?
Is he going to sell my shit though?
Like is he good?
I'm actually good.
Have Darla show you the dance that she learned today?
You learned a dance?
Do it, I want to see.
That's nice, man.
I'll show you that.
Look how nice that was.
Who is his teammate?
That guy's a fucking god.
I don't know.
Come in, come in, come in, come in.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's too late, I haven't been talking. Who's he talking to?
I was just going to go out with him.
Does he play keyboard?
Chad?
Wait, what are the best players in this game play?
I'm talking again.
I don't know what music they like.
Next you see listening to like murder music.
It's not bad.
I'm talking again.
Okay, y'all think I'll be good at one on ones or no?
Why not?
Why not?
What is bad about my gameplay to be bad at one of the ones?
Tell me.
Watch Redify.
He's really good.
So I kind of want to watch the pros play, I feel like that's the best way to learn and get better.
Oh my god, we're here, sit down.
That's my ass!
Is the rest of this month's part of the week? Okay.
Instead of speaking part of it, I can read
Drake, central scene, truth rule,
Dirk, Uzi, Drake.
Drake.
Drake.
Wait like like a song that no one's heard how does he have those?
Drake?
Okay, ladies, I'll play Drake.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, he has Drake unreleased?
Alright, I'm going to play unreleased Drake.
No.
No, he's not.
I'll play unreleased Drake.
No, I don't want to wait three minutes.
Three minutes, bro
Oh, fuck, I just got out of my own goal, bro.
Oh my g- game's over.
Game.
Just play it.
Everything FF is fucking monkeys, bro.
game over just play it. What?
Oh my god, of course, ladies come in with a fucking four it makes shot happen. Ladies
Okay another game
Are you going to sure no you're not listed yes, I'm hosting it well, I'm like I'm not like like
Hosting I'm just like going around and and and and fucking around if that makes
What are you doing?
Where are the games over, just play Drake!
Blake, I want to hear Drake!
Yo, baby!
Speed one.
Bro, they're getting fucked.
He's baiting you?
Alright, we might have to finish the intro in one last, in a way.
XCC wants to play, I'm down.
That's probably the kind of thing that will save you, you have to hold the fucking button.
Watch Zen highlights, there's levels to this shit.
Alright, the game's over Brown, just play great, just play it, just play it's back.
How are they destroying the entire fucking game, Brown?
It's there's no way he actually has Drake
Wait, but what if he plays it and then Drake doesn't drop ice man
No.
What?
Fucked up right there.
No.
Dude get a sip of water and drink.
No.
No, no, no.
Get a sip of water and drink.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
All right listen, bro.
Here's your drink, Symphony, apparently.
It's over.
What?
That's it!
Oh my god, Drake's the best.
Oh my god, Drake is the fucking best, dude!
I'm going to go to the game.
What are you, are you with the album?
Check pinned?
What's pinned?
Her dollars not letting you go to EDC hot.
Yo, Yugi, I'm literally pulling up with you bro, what?
Yugi, we are getting lit and turned up that night, bro, what?
Mom, I'm gonna go to the game.
Can I just ask you to see on or is he in a game?
Is he in a game?
Wait, I kind of want to just get an all black call.
Can you do that or no?
This is kind of tough.
Any gold explosions?
Can I get gold?
I gotta keep the red.
Alright Chad, if X is playing a game, I'm going to play it one game at once and see how I do.
Yeah, hold on. I've never played once before, bro.
Hey, my fucking controller just doesn't work.
Bro, she is so annoying.
I can't play.
He doesn't squirt your soap language.
Oh, wait.
Wait, I'm actually the best!
I'll fucking tell you buddy.
I'll fucking tell you buddy.
You all fucking just driving and shit?
I guess.
I didn't just squirt all.
How does that just score a fucking goal?
Literally the best when it comes to this rockin' league shit, bro.
Okay, all right, talking all this shit when it's literally time.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you!
I'm a demon at this game!
I'm a demon!
Big shot!
XCC's ready? Okay, man, I'm out of Windows ranked game real quick, and I'm down.
I got lucky right there, chat.
Yeah, that's mine.
Watch this.
Fucking greatest!
I'm the FUCKING GREATEST!
Bro, I'm actually good at...
I'm actually good at solo-shot, I don't know.
I'm just bad.
It's fucking hot.
What a fucking place I'm gonna play.
What a fucking little lady you're doing the door.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll tell you I'm actually good at this shit.
Don't even say son, that was genuinely a good ass shot.
Fuck, Chad.
Bro, you're saying it's the AI, you're just a fucking hater.
He got lucky.
Oh no.
Okay, just gotta play D. I just gotta play D. That's all I gotta do.
Get it out of there.
I
Son kid you shit near that kid you fucking shit near
He's dead trying obviously I'm trying they'll finish it not try go
My game crashed
I'm trying to fucking, I'm ready to play with extra seabro but I'm trying to call him
is not working. I said, I'm trying to, I said I'm a friend of
on discord 1v1 is not going to teach you shit bro i was just warming up bro that's literally
just how i warm up
a little training maybe
practice scoring aerial goals probably probably pro difficulty and pro
Stop laughing.
Yo, stop making fun of me, hello?
Oh, hello.
Oh.
What's up?
How?
Yo, how do I get up in the air?
Double A.
I can't get that high.
Oh, the ball's going to be moving now.
He's in game, man.
He's going to show me for what?
Yeah, what did you say?
We need to find another player so we can do 3-3's then.
I'm down, I'm down to play 3's.
I will say I do think this should be kind of serious though, I'm pretty confident in this game.
No, no, I feel that.
Uhhh...
You got anybody or what?
No, I don't know the rocket. You seem like that to be honest. I don't know another approach to the player. So why yo, why can I not go?
Yes, I'm gonna be I think my cars too heavy wait, do you know anybody that's good X? Oh, no
Okay, um
Uh, do you have any plans?
Uh...
Sharon, if I just call them a monkey, I'm not getting them in the lobby!
Um, I...
E-Rob? Is E-Rob good?
Oh, shit, I think I stood in the shower.
Wait, Axe, what rank are you?
Oh, Platinum 3, right now.
Okay.
I don't know, at least we're moving 10% less.
So I'm moving play against Platinum players?
Not like, like, like, top of Platinum.
Like, not like, early Platinum, maybe like,
and a Platinum, so, like, everybody flies.
So, uh, that's not only worry,
if they do not fly, I mean, we're cut to,
yeah, you won't touch a ball.
Yeah, I don't know how to fly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What's that?
I just I can't I'm trying to figure out how to get in the air right now. This is not working
I'm good. I'm good. I mean why not why I'm able to fly I don't get it
I don't know. I don't know if I'm doing the mechanics wrong. I don't know what's going on
I'm gonna
Change to my discord yeah
Say do chest ran okay
Can you see it?
Yeah, go ahead.
I see like, lines of all there.
Okay, that wasn't bad.
Um, I think you should think about it, like, the way I think about it, it's like a plane.
Right, if your angle effect is shit, flying takes more, okay, it takes more power.
So you want to be tilting back a little bit, right?
Okay.
tilt back before like just just don't hit the boy just tilt backwards yes yes see
how much easier it is to fly okay okay like if you're like a play like if you're
too horizontal and then you start tilting back after you're already going
fast like you know what I mean tilt back first like early tilting so like like
before I jump or right right when I jump just jump you hold your back with a
bit and then you can easily angle it as soon as you and use welcome use what
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
Like, no ball cam is so bad if it's shot like this.
Alright, look again. You should reset those shots a little bit.
Yeah, you're doing it again. Like, I want you to double jump while you're tipping backwards.
No boost, and then boost. BANG!
Yeah, not bad.
Actually, not bad.
Yes, you're doing better.
Yeah, how about this?
Okay, I want you to do the motion with no boost.
Do the motion with no boost.
Nope, nope, nope.
No boost at all?
Just for fun.
Just do it without boosting it.
Just go forward.
Then, nope.
See, you're doing jump, jump, tilt it.
Do jump as you tilt it.
And then jump again.
Do it again.
Reset.
I think I want to reset.
Again, reset, again, again.
Okay, okay.
No boosting right now, no boosting, we'll do that later.
Do that.
Yes, good, again.
Yeah, good.
Okay, now try and do this boost as soon as you're double jumping.
Try it.
Nope.
No?
Again.
Nope, you didn't tell.
Do it again.
Oh, man.
Jump, tilt, jump, push.
Yes, better! A lot better.
Okay.
Now...
A little bit better, a little bit better.
When I was clunky...
It's got a little fluid in one motion.
It's got to be a little fluid for sure.
And keep ball cam. It's very hard to drive down ball cams.
BAM!
Keep ball cam on.
Good, good, yes, that's good.
Of course normally you would be boosting before and keep boosting, but by now it's true,
I wouldn't do that by now.
You're going to be back to the black lens.
Not bad, not bad.
Supposedly good.
Okay, not bad, not bad.
Yes, that's good.
Yes!
I don't know what to do.
Yes.
That works.
That works.
I think you're ready for champ.
If you spun a little bit it would be crazy but I don't want to add that to you know I
think it's a bit too much.
That's fine.
Spinning to the side there you could actually aim the ball whatever you want it to be.
What do I use to spin?
Like just the last thing?
L1.
one. Oh. Oh, I don't think you have that. Uh, okay. Yeah, I
forget it. Right now. Don't spin it. Your motion is pretty
good though. Okay. Yes, that's good. That's good. That's
good. I can't put the ball here. Oh, you're trying to hit the
I don't know.
There we go.
It's not bad.
Okay, now instead give it more, more tilt.
Tilt.
Yeah, that's good.
I don't think I'm teaching him wrong.
But I said I'm adding the component slowly instead of adding it a lot at once.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I'm kind of getting it a little bit.
The more tell more tell more tells and you'll you'll be able to have a better. Yeah, see yes
You can take you can be patient and tantrum like kind of like tap the bruise instead of holding it
Yeah, get your height and get like a diagonal better than ours. Oh
See that's way too little your cars way too like get your air and take your time
The bad
That's good. I like that. I like that
Okay, that's good
That one is even more more angle more angle more ago. Yeah, do the end it way more tilt though
Yeah, good. Yeah, it's good and see see whenever you're already high you have all the options
whenever you're low, you have no options.
Not bad to do it.
I like that. It's in the middle.
Yeah, it ain't precisely will come with time.
Like, you can't do this to anybody.
Like, no coach can teach you that, no, ever.
You just have to get a feel for it.
The motion's good though. That's perfect.
Yes!
Wait a minute.
That was heavy.
Angle, angle, angle, angle, yeah, it's fine.
I like that.
See, people are going to get mad at me because of how I picked you,
because they'll want you to go to boost before you jump.
before you jump, but if we add it too early,
you're gonna do backflip accidents.
Your sirs say it like this, kind of?
Like normally you would put your thumb above both buttons
and yeah, exactly, that's not bad at all.
Not bad at all actually.
I was gonna say the angle was bad, but it was actually good.
See how those shots were there?
Take your time.
Yeah.
Like, sometimes you don't have to go that fast.
You should get a ring, ring maps.
You have any ring maps on your workshop?
Ring maps.
A ring map?
Yeah, on the workshop.
You can fly around the map.
No, I don't know what that means.
It's my first time, my first day playing.
Oh, okay.
A ring map is like a training such as much.
There's rings and you go in the rings.
You can also jump late and do more power to the ball so you can try to do more power.
You can kind of like curve a little bit outwards and inwards, yeah, and then blow out a lot
more power.
Now you're gonna hit.
That's good though.
All right, we'll see.
Chey, are you allowed to queue two people in trains?
Wait, do I have you added?
Not on the show.
Wait, how do you add somebody on this game?
I think I need to add you to your Epic or some shit
like that, and I forgot how it works.
OK.
Hold on.
What did you want to send me yours or you don't even have one let me check
Yeah, what rank is right
What rank is right
Dog shit dog shit, bro. I know yeah, my same
What's your name?
Um...
Do you have steam at all?
I have steam, yeah, but I open Rocket League through Epic Cosmic Indifference.
Uh, I think so, yeah, it really does, yeah.
Wait, we can't play together if you're on Steam?
No, we can.
Invite his name. What's your name in the game?
little space lay space six seven little space lay la y space six seven don't
You're not actually in progress on that.
Add X to CW.
Oh, I don't think I'm actually in progress on that. Am I?
My account's full, barely.
Yeah, give me your epic name.
If you click R2 in the game, you'll see a pop-up at the top, and it will give you two names.
Give me the one that says epic next to it.
Yeah, it's it's a it's a little a space six seven. I just got a turn friend request. I don't know how to do that
Yeah, maybe I make a club
So how do you make a club up sketch wants to play is sketch good
The club tab
Oh epic launcher. Oh
Make this shit so hard, bro.
Uh, how do I make it so so he can add me?
So I don't have anything to do with the club.
Show screen.
Okay, where?
I'm not chatting.
I'm not chatting.
Not a single player actually is, a single person in chat is actually not playing it
when I was young.
Invite Lacy.
What do you mean, invite Lacy?
I am weak.
Invite Lacey. Invite Lacey. I am weak.
How do I add him? I have to add him first.
Top right? I am in top right. There's no way I have to open Fortnite to do it.
Oh.
Hey, XQC, well, I think I added you.
Failed to send friend invite.
You're not actually friend requests.
Oh, I mean, no, then I thought you were going to have to.
That's no.
Yeah, but I got to figure out.
I don't know how to open it.
Send anything.
Oh, you can add me now. You can add me now. Okay. Wait, little LAC? Little LAY LAY. Oh,
that was a little lacquer, like, like a little Lucario, I mean. Okay, I have someone who's
down to play they said they peaked grand champ. Yeah I'll go do that at Sandy
Lama.
There's a rule of duty I mean. Yeah true.
Everybody point and laugh at Raph.
grow oversold himself.
Okay.
All right.
I mean let's do it yo I'm getting better slowly
bro chat I can low-key fly in the air now
I'm getting at him. I can low key fly in air
I'm getting at it
You can't I know I genuinely think I can be okay. I'm ready. Is that crazy to say that I genuinely have to give you a pro
wait what woman are you young yeah I'm here what the fuck you don't see me I
can't buy you imagine the party
it's just playing nice in the game sketch said he's down to play but I don't
know if sketch is good or not and do it you could probably carry though whatever
That means
Call sketch
Watch I'd say it's catch is good. So actually yeah, this is good
That's good then yeah
Sketch
I don't have a nice problem sketch you want to play rock you leave with me and X2C
Okay, are you good?
Yes, I'm good, but if you didn't, I mean it's just a download.
Okay. There's download and then I'll add you to a Discord.
I don't mind it's exagonal.
Wait, listen, I see.
Yeah.
What's the most important...
How many... how many... how many...
So, like, if I... if I... so, I've managed, but I might have bought something today.
Yo, did he fall into it or something like that? He sounds like a fucking dumbass.
Do you think a lot of change makes animals too much for you?
Scam, what the fuck are you talking about?
Roll, roll, roll, roll.
Now he's like fucking terminally ill or he's fucking completely disabled.
And I thought, sure, if I should have...
Scam, what are you talking about?
What did you buy?
I thought it was $75,000 AP.
Okay, what kind?
What kind?
That's the other thing.
I got a scan.
You don't, you don't know?
I don't know, let's, you let me describe it.
Do you know like what the name of the watch is?
Um, Automopletech, is what I think it is.
Yes, but like, is it like a, like a, like a, oh, is it?
Yeah.
Um, the, the, they treated it as nice there, yeah, I mean,
they did a good deal with you.
Wait, where'd you get it at?
It's on Frost.
XCC, you ever heard of that?
What?
He actually said what is it sketch?
Yeah
You have to look at the bounce with the back, but you can then you wouldn't really know it's funny reals be honest, but
What about the game though, yeah, I'm saying
Listen, I'm 25% of the way down.
OK, just join the discord when it's downloaded.
OK, see you on the next one.
That's crazy.
75K AP, he doesn't even know what one of these is.
Who put him up with this?
I don't know. I don't know.
I'll get that.
You want to run a freeze game or a two-game until we get him?
Yeah, and we're gonna get bumped on the back of all those of you twos, but
Because it's it only takes the highest ranker and then we give you up that right here. What are you ranked in threes?
Nothing I might go shit. Well, let's just play let's just play threes and get a random teammate
That could do that
Try it so you guys want us to get shit on in twos. Hey, I'll be like probably a separate as well, so
Guys, why would I invite Raph when we're two in sketches joining in five minutes?
Do you guys use your fucking brains, bro?
That's your Sunday.
A bunch of skit zones.
Come on.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, I got the wrong fucking tires on me.
I can go through the wall.
Yeah, I don't know how though
That was really I'm obviously I'm I was losing some training shit
I'm gonna off my game now
Hold on let's go. Oh
Wow, I tried to go do something
67
Nope
No, I need somebody to finish that though.
Yeah, I'm gonna finish this one, don't worry.
Want me to go? Should be a good pass.
I mean, you bomb somebody, that's good.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
I can block that. You go for it, you go for it.
Nice save there, should have won the goal.
I
Fucking bitch ass
Nice
No, I
I'm mode 2, okay nice, I thought I was going to start the mode.
I bombed that fucking bitch.
Holy shit, we're just gonna fucking...
Nice?
No way.
teammate cleared it out, teammate cleared it out, what are you doing?
It's okay, as long as I'm not behind the network, children.
Whoa, what is he doing?
Hit that.
Go for it, go for it, hit that.
Get it.
I'm not ass.
damn this guy huh? Wow was it nice though? did you look at it? is the ball nice? yeah
the ball was really nice I got stuck I got I don't I froze up there a little bit
now portability on Instagram the ball is fucking sightseeing now you know you know you
you over boosted. Wow, they said that would be good at the end, but hold on. Wow, it
challenged me like a bitch, yes. You know what, I just got to- No, what the heck is he
me do it. I got this guy selling me. They did a few words in here. Oh my god. They're
smurfing. Uh one of them actually is though. One of them actually is something though. You
did a really tough shot there. What the fuck. Wow that's on me actually. I got it don't
I'm sorry.
Good job.
Challenge that.
Holy shit.
That ball went really fast.
That's not a bad shot.
No!
I'm gonna boost.
Set up.
Nice.
They're playing great.
Got it.
Damn.
Look at that shot.
Look at that chat. Fuck it, I put my-
I guess these guys flew really nice to it.
OOOH!
No way, dude, I'm actually so mad.
Wait, I'm kinda getting in a little bit. Yeah, that would've been a good idea.
I can't stop that. I mean, I could've thought that- Ah, that's on me.
That's a completely un-
That's just impossible.
I could've easily fathom it.
Yeah, he's about to leave us, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
He's not over yet, though.
Nah, that's fine.
Good, good.
teammate, okay.
Wow, that...
He keeps doing that entire game.
or cut I mean he keeps doing that this guy always bounce the ball like like
own goalways I mean I think there's good things and really bad things again
of the back wall in the room. Yes, that. Dude, I hit it again. Hit that. Good. That's
good. No!
Dude. One more left, okay, but well, I don't think we have time for gold though.
Is it possible to hit it?
No, it's over.
I don't know why this is there.
No way.
You actually went to the base too.
You rotated like a bitch ass.
No!
You just squirt for them.
Oh my god, they're so good.
They're just fucking stunning the ball.
That's fine.
I mean, yeah, they have to smurf as crazy.
They're not homing.
Smurf Andy.
Wait, is Sketch better than our teammate there, Chad? Or is he...
2016.
Wait, is this online or not? Is it ready yet?
No, Sketch isn't ready yet.
So.
Well, I'm gonna make this new chat.
Uh-oh. I hope X knows to join.
Sketch is cooked
Come watch out folks. Let's go. We win this
See me, okay
I'm ready for it. That's good. It's gonna be better for sure
That's good set it up. Okay
Oh my god, go do it.
WASH!
Yo, this is why I want you to do it all, a lot.
Okay.
Like, contest the um, the players and do 50-50's.
Like, just assume that we're already depending, you don't have to rotate yet.
Does that make sense?
Oh, sorry, I'm in a voice comes.
And just fucking, like, 50-50's, just contest balls that they're doing instead of.
Okay.
Like, we'll depend anyway.
Well, that's a very win ball.
You got this, you got this.
Woo!
Nice!
Oh my god, we're gonna win!
Chef, predicts out!
I'm telling you, I'll vote on us.
It's too well.
Trust me, it's easy points right now.
Easy points right now.
Y-you-you-you-you.
Sure.
Oh, okay.
That's a nice shot, I like that
Oh
No
Everyone take a look at it. Oh, sorry, I said you boost. Oh, you did my boost. Oh
That's good. Oh
Good job, man. Nice.
How was this practice for the charity match?
Please explain. Whoever said that, please explain.
I go.
Oh, that's bad for us. We have to go. We have to go.
Hey, anyway, again. Yeah, yeah.
I got it. I got it. I got it out of there.
Oh, actually.
Oh
Wow, that's impressive.
Oh my god, that's what we do.
No, that's Kaleen.
That's you, that's you, you have to go, you have to go for it.
Oh nice almost had your
Okay. Nope. Nope. Wow. Yeah. Get that. I bought the Morgan pussy. Hit that. Oh, shit.
Nope, chillin.
No.
I'm working.
I'm ready to receive.
Hold on a minute.
Don't work over it.
I bumped him but I didn't get the bomb.
We're playing great defense here.
That's all me had passed to them.
What's a lawnmower, Axe?
A lawnmower is when you're driving on the grass, isn't it, man?
Why they call me a lawnmower, but I think they're proud of you
They have a lot more than this
Nope
You may go that
that's good for you guys
oh my god I would have to shot the shot change the fucking side like four times
Water
No, that's a big done. Oh
Wait, we're gonna be exact same time
You see that what?
Zero zero zero wait that was pixel-perfect
Shedded
I go oh it is a pro semen I got random
this is pros nice oh my god oh my god x what a shot damn that is you got a nice
Wait, did you play keyboard?
Nah.
To me, it's me.
That's a good shot.
Wow!
Yo, this guy held on.
Wait.
What was that? That was weird but it works.
That's him.
Unbelievable.
That's on me. I keep doing that to them. I keep patting the ball in the middle.
I just blocked it, it's chillin' on the helm.
Nice shot.
That's nice!
Oh my god, they shot it in there and keep them out!
Holy shit!
Yeah, nah, you faked them, hold on.
Yeah, they thought I was gonna hit it played for it easy goal. Holy shit
That metal
Wow
No way, right
Or cook the business go yeah, you wrote it again
Right that's all me actually
Man that angle was crazy. Oh my god, it was a very last thing
You
I'm gonna put some of them here.
It's a good shot.
Oh my god! Oh my god, you just jumped on him!
Oh my god!
I actually just jumped on him! Holy shit!
Yo!
oh my god that's crazy
I bumped the floor oh already ready
Nope!
That was action, I shot on the enemy though.
Let's go racing.
Oh my god dude, 23 is crazy.
So many touches, aye.
Dude, look at these guys, one or the other, it's like some fucking, it's like some dunk
challenge at the NBA or whatever the fuck it is.
With the trampoline.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you roll it off.
Okay.
Nope.
Nice, nice.
My fangana.
Oh.
Hit it!
Lacey!
You mother-sucker!
Hit the goddamn ball!
How do I...
Oh my god!
I pinned it.
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit it!
You're a cone, yo I'm not a cone bro.
That's insane, that cone is crazy.
I'm a cone, but I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this.
Well I barely flopped it, Gidees, hit the ball and we'll do this again.
Yeah, I hit it, I hit it.
Oh, yeah, hold on, that was actually good.
Up the wall!
Okay, I want my one shot of them
Oh, what a save
Oh my god, he missed it
Nice
That was that was yours big laser. Yeah, that's my fucking goal, man
Nice nice nice
Nope
No, thank you
for this shit man brother one go off oh no
nice x you got middle you have to cross the middle
Oh, teammate played a little selfish I think I had it.
You guys!
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Wow, let's go.
Oh my god, too easy.
Now we cook hard.
We, wait, we want to watch the video.
So where's the guy?
Sketch? Uh, I think he's ready.
I think he's ready.
Wait.
Oh my gosh.
Chad, how hard is it going to be to add Sketch?
Oh, he's in the other voice chat.
Sketch!
Hello?
Yo, hey, how's it going?
Are you ready to play Sketch?
can hear me yeah I can hear you are you actually good because you can't sell my
shit hey yeah sketch I hear as you see yeah excuse
chat tell us you see the joy yes
oh I hear now wait sketch what's your what's your ethnic games name I have to
you I said I said in in the what's he called it the discord you see it how do I
add that on on epic oh um I think it's too rock-free
all right I guess that is you said it did you also give on steam okay no I'm
on epic. Did you accept it? Well, the hats and the apex. What is that? Wait, it's sketched too long?
I mean, people don't like my mic, they say. Wait, sketch, except my favorite question.
You're, you're, what's, what's your favorite question? It's Lil Lea 67.
I'm a different skill again. I did a 12 beer challenge. Okay. The 12 beer challenge. I
I heard that before sketch you gotta add me back here man. I
Gotta add you back who you added me. I added you, but you gotta go to your friend
Check we really like it. Oh
I got you accepted. Oh nice nice nice. Okay
Okay, I just invited you to party
All right
I
That's that's straight fucking heat
To that's fucking heat
What a demo god to me
Well, is that is that North Korea
Skip toon is what I like to call myself
What?
I guess that's you, I guess that's you
One second
Oh my god, how do you fix your bindings?
Oh my god, how do you fix your, how do you fix your bindings?
Close
Wait, that's you, you have to do that
I'm going to use B, okay?
Oh that's it, what is this scenario?
Wait, I'm going on all the test keybinding.
What the fuck?
Bro, I picked the keybinding.
That's nice, I like that.
No way, I didn't see it.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm on the-
Cesar, you're even playing?
How do you lock on?
I am playing.
Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle.
Triangle, the-
one's not g-minded to that.
Say it!
No way!
How do you use your boost?
Say it, say it!
Yo, yo, yo, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey,
he's drug driving and you're basically drug driving.
I mean, you're doing my thing.
I'm doing my thing!
I got two shots!
You block onto the ball.
Let's get it ahead of the Escalator ball.
the wall well isn't that triangle it just reversed he changed he changed it to bumper
what kind of company is bumper for luck on it let's see as long as it just gets them
No, I saved it too.
And now I'm locked in.
Whoa, you can fly?
Oh, that's a good play too.
Okay, okay.
That's tough guys, we have to go on.
Hit the bar.
Nope, I'm not sitting there.
Alright.
Where are you with it?
Nice.
Come in, come in, come in.
I'm gonna play angles on this. See that's that's kind of angle right there.
My bad
Nice
That's us, it's us I love to you
That's nice
It's on lunch at it could save
Nice, oh god
They're flying too aggressively no way he was there
That's stolen that's on me
Sorry
I want to put this higher than any of that path in the air. I know for sure I do that. I gotta help you. I know why the fuck it does that
Okay, three one, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good
I
Mean I'm gonna go to the goals is it my am I doing no is this be right? Yeah, both of us on I
Got it, okay, they're parking a bus they demoed me
Chokes on them that's the worst
How the fuck is that not actually said I'm a I got no boost to be jumping and I got demoed
Okay, if they going for demos, don't go for demos too.
whichever play against pro's here, nice X.
Bang!
Good shot!
Good shot!
Good shot!
Oh, you, you, a sketch, a two, a sketch, a two.
Okay.
I got it.
Nice.
I got it well I play it's a middle for you I can I'm not loose I should be good
No way is that
You got this watch out as that song
My bad, so good
Be one bro, I almost scored but sketching the wrong fucking way
Maybe that's good. That's good. It was so good to
Mountain damn, they know how to fly good. What is your rank?
this fucking bitch I'm giving up the round dude is he done
AHHH!!
Little slut.
Wa wa wa.
Oh dear, why are you getting all horny?
Holy shits.
You're scorching.
In the air.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm on to now.
Okay.
That's okay.
Yeah, you're good now.
You're good.
Yeah, we had things, Paola Mariona.
Also, that limbo is disgusting.
What a disgrace.
You know.
Yeah.
Meaning, that limbo is disgusting.
You know.
You know.
You know.
You know.
Yeah
Sketches drunk, what's your excuse? What do you mean? What's my excuse? I even play bad, okay?
What is the rocket to your packet?
All right sketch you ready to the ball first
contest that okay my bad no way of course you unfreeze when I get there
Oh that was actually
Fucking don't you game man. I had the ball there. That was free for me. I just I actually go I'm
Dude
Coach
We're good. We're good as long as we play together.
Hey, that's it. Hit the fudging ball.
I think you got it. It's open.
Nope, because I suck at the game.
It's not a good mindset.
In the game.
Okay, well, I need the brakes on me.
That's me.
Let's get it in.
Wow, I can't hit that.
These guys are ass
Nope nice
Dude, I wonder what's going on here now. I can't fly. What's my wings?
sketch
Dude, I'm gonna bump them around
I'm not dead.
Good.
Dude.
Nice.
No way.
No, they don't have that. They don't have the angle. They have no angle.
Send it. Send it. Send it. Send it.
Good. Good. Good.
It's going off the back, it's going off the backboard, X.
He's going to hit it, yeah.
How was that bad?
Literally that was a good setup.
Yeah, it's good.
They just got that first, that's all.
Whoa!
Sketch, I had a goal!
Did you have a goal?
Yeah, I had a goal, sketch hit it.
I want to kill someone.
In the game.
I got it. They're vying.
Guys, I'm gonna kill you guys.
I...
I'm in. Dude, everybody mistakes. I am...
Dude! Everybody's missing the ball and making me miss as well, man.
It's called deep chemistry.
Yes!
No, man, come on, come on, come on, come on
No, I can't
Nice catch
Okay, zero bull so far
Even to game
this is the final battle of mid this is insane yeah you took all the boosts and did nothing
with the ball you lost again oh i didn't do shit with the ball watch this
wait you don't like to exit the boost no no here it was him and then also i i'm just
I'm just doing nothing right now, so...
Get the ball, get the ball, big lay!
Yeah, but I mean, that's... I mean, you're like...
You're the opposite of that, what the fuck?
Hold on!
Fine.
Oh my god, what a pass, wait for it.
Go, go!
Oh my god.
Go!
Zero, zero battle admitted.
This is Lily, deep battle admitted.
Got it!
You piece of shit, don't fucking punch the ball man. Oh my god. How does sketch
Oh my god, it's in here. It's in here. It's in here. It's not for me make it like you play
Yeah, I just look at me
Go
I do delay jump
No, that might be perfect. Oh my god, who that one of the other
Oh, yeah, it's perfect crosser
x x x this won't get you
x x this won't go
x this won't go more
who's fry?
yo i tried to shot y'all
that was a great shot
yo i am the getty for it
we are not good enough at this game
we don't deserve to win the game
we don't deserve to win the game
but we'll get better before we win it
i am taking you away from us
i don't care i'm taking you away
Wait, why are you letting go three players?
Dude.
So what are we doing?
We answered the main menu.
Space.
Space.
Oh, that space box.
Escape.
And you leave the end.
Are you playing on?
Is he playing mouse and keyboard?
No.
Actual.
Actual.
I mean, it is what it is.
You might be the worst kid.
Buy the Rocketeer Packet.
I don't like to then wipe those disgusting.
Uh huh.
Oh huh.
What is this fucking arena?
Send it.
Go!
send it
go
good shot nice action oh my god i mean jesus
good shot
we're tied in guys
That's what we do I fucking sideways a sketch wings up ranch right now
What is going on?
Okay.
Hold on a minute, shall I just hide that little area over there?
There we go. Good luck.
Holy stain, they pass.
Yo, I will ram you to fuck down, bitch ass.
Pause.
Oh.
the backboard sketch okay
i'll give him so all team we sold it oh
back
i'm just gonna keep on being oh
i didn't do it that so much
Oh my god that was insane.
Okay X.
Come on.
Oh my god.
right there man
X
yep
fuck
a dink
thank you man
how have you got a son Chad?
that's such a good play mind
what are you saying?
it's Dave
this guy's such a mooch
what is wrong with this guy?
no
nice word
Yeah, I've got it!
Ah fuck, I want to go.
I thought we were...
Oh wait, it was 62 points!
It's gotta be a save there, right?
It's gotta be a save there.
You're first goal.
Yeah, go, go, go.
Uh-oh that's good. I got
Over here, this is what I do. I should go there. Oh, that's nice
No, that's not me
Camping them the boss right now
I
Like those backwards try to help
Had trick
Well anyway, what is he gonna do that?
They're meant to eat you run to the facility.
What does he mean by that facility? That's crazy.
Oh wow, that's on me.
We're cut, we're cut.
I will admit to a few mishaps there.
That was on me. I'll cover too many booths. That was me in a booth, so...
Yeah, he facilitates food into his pine hole.
What's going on here? What's this?
That is a crazy commenter
Somebody go on top of it
Okay one minute we're still running
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
me
and it's not bad not bad
okay
holy oh no you're back there x yeah i got it
I've been sure for 10 hours I've
played it very early.
Come on.
I thought they go where?
San Francisco.
I've already been here.
I've been here for 10 hours.
I've been here for 10 hours.
I've been here for 10 hours.
I've been here for 10 hours.
I've been here for 10 hours.
I
Well, who the fuck
Do you want to play do-ups who the fuck goes on as it will be deliberately?
It's reasonable. Yeah, oh
Shit he's playing in it. Really?
That's fine, it's me right
Oh my god.
Dead ball.
That's not me.
I play that really good.
I know it's 1-0.
I promise.
Vote on us.
We will win this.
The Predix out.
Vote on us.
Trust me.
You will not regret it.
Trust it.
I
Make this watch the highlight realm from in that
What um, what is it a winner?
I like that
That's that's owns
It's like that don't that it's like that don't if I flip the head it yeah fuck off
It's alright we're down to we join yeah, we're still in this I got a watch. I haven't put this in oh
God are we serious
What'd I say? I took it.
That's just like, you know...
Yo, yo, Chad, what are the odds y'all...
It's like, bad, right?
It's like 1.3x, right?
Yeah, it's bad.
Man, man.
Yikes.
Again?
Are you still with us? Are you still with us?
Oh no, it's wide open.
That's not.
Holy shit, these guys are good.
What are these songs?
Yeah, we're good.
yeah Smurfslin fucking
Smurfslin
You think so?
Yeah
That's definitely a Smurfslin play right there
Big five gifted
What is it like you people
You know
What is it by you people you don't
He didn't go he in fact did not go and it's got my order
That's me guys no worries
No, he's not over it. I told her bet on us
What if we are coming back all right, it's good. You go your chances you
Wow, so much power in that ball, I don't, I don't know, nope, nice, love that defense.
Let's go beginner no way is that oh
God good job, but that was really good
There is no way right
No way oh
Oh my god! Yo, I am some hot ass in threes, chat, I am, I don't care, I'm hot ass in threes, man.
Dude, it's too good for lucky with that, too.
I'm gonna make you just watch it.
He flipped the block and it went all the way across the meadow.
I got him.
There's no fucking way!
I'll tell you that's all human!
Oh my...
I tipped the tip to him but...
He did what now?
Hold on, hold on.
No, this little time I'm not gonna hit it. Oh my god. Wait, that was the correct. Oh,
here we go. Here we go. Chat. So job. That's what I do right here. It's really what I do
right here, bro. Now you cook that way. We have plenty of time. We do. We do. Yeah,
you go you go you go you go
oh noar
so annoying
with no I can't make it on the bar. No. Get in front of me. Oh, I'm getting I'm getting
fucked here. Oh my god. Damn, that's actually a good shot. Now put my heart a little bit
I'm not gonna lie.
I really thought we were gonna be able to come back here.
I'm coach, yep, news.
What?
Which one I best, guys? Sometimes you don't always win.
She said she leaving up by her friend.
If we quit, no, we lose, though.
Let's keep practicing our best.
Stand with the techs over.
Oh, I told her.
what a fucking muppet
these little shits
We always win the war is not this battle. I'll leave you. I'll leave y'all. What are
you laughing at? You see I can save you.
sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
Today we lose.
It was fun playing with you.
I'm telling you, next time, I'm gonna be a Demian
at this game.
I'm going to come out here, Arial, and Ayer-Roman,
flip 360, flip 4, 4, 3, 7.
That's what we got.
Right.
Watch, watch.
Hope you guys have a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
You gave us an insight, I mentioned it.
Who's gonna win Super Bowl, though?
The All.
Lazy.
Yeah.
Who's the only Super Bowl?
Um, Seahawks.
Really?
Yes.
So all's are bad though.
It's bad money.
Who said Zoo?
Did you say Bernal?
I was saying GG.
That's lame.
1.47.
It's not good odds.
It's not good odds at all.
I mean, let's say you had
$100,000 to your name. How much would you put on that?
If I had $100,000 to my name, I would put $100,000 on Seahawks Moneyline, Sam Darnold,
to pull for 175 yards. Okay, that's not happening.
It could happen. It could happen.
Jack, what do you say? Let me get this up real quick.
Player prop who Sam Darnold alt passing yards 175 plus yards
I like that a lot. Did you move a line? Yes, and then Seahawks money line
St. Who Sam Darnold
Who the fuck is Sam? He's the quarterback for the Seahawks
Passing yards
How many?
Oh, take the alt-line.
Oh.
It's not even good money. It's bad.
What's the line right now?
What's the line right now? Be parlados.
Can you be parlados?
Yeah, you can.
Don't do these goobers. Why not?
Passing yards over 175 you said right yes
Well said that's that that's fucking one one 17
And I work putting money on that shit and parlay it with a win
That's gonna be like a one point five. That's like nothing that doesn't partner anything parlay it with the Seahawks win
You put a hundred
like 80. That's so that's so bad. That was a bad. Let's see, I didn't even want to sports
before that. Yes, I won last week.
Lacey. I'll probably with some things and some big problems I get. No.
I won last week and I'm winning this week.
Interesting.
All right, well, have a good trip man be safe and
Be safe man
If you tell that bet x you always got a bet with me never bet against me
Dude, I'm bro. I'm eight one bit against you by the way right now
Hey chat.
Wapping off man.
I don't even know how long I've streamed today.
Nine and a half hours.
I'm tired and I have a really really bad feeling in my stomach right now because I can feel
my throat hurting and I have a headache and I have a really strong feeling I'm going to
wake up tomorrow and I'm going to be sick.
I hope, I'm going to go take vitamins
and I'm going to order a liquid IV
and I'm going to drink that
and I'm going to take an immune shot
and hopefully I don't get sick
because I have a lot of shit I'm doing this week.
But tomorrow, I will be live, I'm not sure what time because I have a flight in the morning,
but I will be live in San Fran at the streamable hosting it.
There's going to be a bunch of NFL players there.
going to be, did they announce the NFL players that are going in? No no.
There's going to be a bunch of cool players there like Scott is going to be there,
Micah Parsons, Tony Jefferson, a lot of cool people there. I have to
think tomorrow I'm pretty sure Ashley Gentie is going to be there so you know
So it's going to be fun talking to them and then after that maybe we'll hang out with
Sketch and Silky for a little bit in IRL in San Francisco.
But then over the next few days we have other stuff.
Justin Jefferson just got back to me today about doing a stream out there.
So probably doing a stream in person with Justin Jefferson.
I'm trying to see if DK wants to do one.
So, should be some good streams coming up.
And then we also have this through the launch party
where we're replacing a $50,000 bet on the game.
And if that bet hits, I'm going to be going next day
and buying a core bet in cash.
So, I'll be announcing my pick soon.
I still do not know who I'm betting on.
I'm leaning towards the Seahawks,
but I don't know for sure, I'll let y'all know.
But, yeah, WStream in the chat.
Shout out to Jinxie and Jason for the reins.
I had a lot of film player rock and leave with Jincey
and I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Probably around two o'clock, two, three o'clock PST.
She says she leaving, I'm by friend.
She wanna meet me out of his car.
So just request right now.
She looking pretty, she looking gorgeous.
We making love, but we all list.
She want bad shots, give her bad shots.
Back of the Maybuck, the love gets late, yeah.
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she wanna tinge in she disguise it as a post
I forgot to mention, she was mine before she yo
She gon' eat the koochi like she cake
All we do is work, we don't want bitch
I know some young thug-goats in the legs
Should you run and pop a pill and go to space?