Lacy
๐ SUPER BOWL WEEK ๐ FLU GAME LACY ๐ MEETING NFL PLAYERS ๐ HUGE BETS ๐
02-06-2026 ยท 8h 21m
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I'm on the wrong end just hello are you are we here are we here are we here
Hello?
Yo!
Happy Partner Anniversary.
Why are y'all spamming Happy Partner Anniversary, bro?
The fuck?
It was good, y'all. It was good, man.
It's been a couple of days. It's been two days since I streamed, bro.
Happy Partner Anniversary. Nice.
It's so annoying W anti-con, amen, I can't read the chat because it's just getting fucking
spanned with timeout messages about people spanned about their partner anniversary.
Always today my partner anniversary?
My partner anniversary.
Yeah, I don't care about a partner anniversary, brother.
Well, it's your three year anniversary.
Shout out my partner anniversary, bro.
Hey, what's good, bro?
What's good, y'all?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
We are in San Francisco to Bay Area.
As you guys can see, we have a very
Do it echo echo
Didn't really do much um, but listen, um
I got zero promises on where today's stream is gonna take me
Um, I don't know how long I'm gonna stream how long I'm gonna be live
If you didn't know if you haven't been in the Twitter calm or following the snapchat updates or anything
When we got to San Francisco
You all remember three days ago the stream at night
I was telling you guys how my throat was kind of starting to hurt a little bit and I was scared
I was gonna get sick. Well, I woke up that next morning to hop on my flight and I
Was feeling super shitty like my throat hurt my head hurt a little bit got on the flight came to San Francisco
and then I go to the streamer Bowl event because I was supposed to be hosting the event with all the NFL players and
As soon as I got there
Um, and I was about to go live. I felt my stomach get a little upset
So I went to the bathroom and I threw up in the bathroom
Um, and I got super fucking sick
And for the past 48 hours
I kid you not I genuinely think that I slept for 40 of them
I I I went back to my hotel
And I fell asleep and I didn't wake up till the next day
And then the next day when I woke up, um, I felt even worse
It was like, bro, it was a thing where it went from sore throat and then the sore throat was gone in a day
And then I woke up the next day and when I tell you it felt like I was being stabbed by knives in my stomach
Like it genuinely felt like knives
Were stabbing me in my stomach it was terrible it was like a
First off to all the women out there who have to go through period cramps and have to go through stomach cramps every single month
I salute you and if I ever said that I would take your cramps away
I take that back because I was a little bitch. Let me tell you I was a little bitch, bro
I was laying in my bed like this. I was laying in bed like this. I
Couldn't even get up right. I couldn't even get up. So then we had to have we had to have somebody
Call a doctor and they had to have a doctor pull up to the hotel and give me an IV in my hotel bed
Um and as I'm in my hotel bed getting this IV I fell asleep with the IV in woke back up like four hours later
and
Then when I woke back up every time that I would stand up my head
Felt like lightheaded like I was gonna faint. So I could I literally when I tell you I
Might be a bitch. Yes. I am a bitch when I get sick
But whatever the fuck flew whatever flew I had it is not something to mess with
I'm telling you guys right now
You can see here and call me a little baby call me a girl whatever you want if you guys get this flu
I genuinely pray for you because it is the worst thing ever
It's actually the worst it's where it was it was worse than COVID bro. I'm I kid you not it was terrible
It was terrible you laughed at Marlin when he got sick Marlin did not get the flu Marlin had food poisoning, okay?
Brother, what else did I have?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Chicken box.
What?
Listen to you.
Talk.
What?
Stuff your nose.
So what do you call that?
It's not the flu.
So you don't think we had the flu?
No, we don't have the flu.
You're a doctor?
Okay.
So let me get this straight.
You think, okay.
So if you get sick, you automatically have the flu?
The flu is going around right now.
You're not going to get sick.
You're not going to get sick.
You're not going to get sick.
You're not going to get sick.
You're not going to get sick.
You're going to get sick.
The flu is going around right now. It's flu season.
It's a mean you have a flu.
He's a sped? Yeah, he's an idiot. He's an idiot, Jack.
That's the one message you read. They're all laughing.
Crying about a cold. Okay, you guys, I hope every person in this
Jack gets the sickness I had, and then we're going to see who's crying about a cold.
I pray, and I hope that you guys get the sickness I had, because it is not a joke, bro.
It is not a joke. And yes, I don't care. Yeah, wow, wow, wow.
Yes, I'm a hater. I don't give a fuck. I hope that you guys get the sickness I had.
Because I had that shit is not a joke dude. I it had me in I
Don't even know I the amount of I didn't even think a human could sleep as much as I slept over the past few days
But anyways, we are live today. We're in San Francisco. I came out here for the week
I was I had a stream planned with Yana yesterday that I had to cancel because I didn't feel good the day before I was supposed to
Do the streamer bowl today. I have a stream of sketch
So I'm gonna try to push through and stream, but I am telling you guys right now
I still don't feel good. So if it comes a point where I'm like feeling super bad
And I
Have to end I'm just gonna end
But hopefully I'll be good, but right now. Um, we are actually at
Okay, so
I'll explain to you guys, okay? So right now we are at the price picks house. Okay, this is where sketches as where I linked up with
sketch at we are at the price picks house, okay, and I
I am going there's a bunch of creators here first of all. Okay, so sketches here Sarah Safari's here
I'm pretty sure Bradley Martin's here, but
the main goal of right now I
Am going to try to talk to the price fix people and I'm gonna get them to give me a free bet
Okay, I have to do it
Okay, imagine imagine they give me a big-ass bet that I can place and then I get to put in a huge a huge
Ding and then bang why are y'all saying son addicted addicted son yo I'm not
addicted I'm not addicted a long-term deal is better you're gonna get everyone
sick for a bet son oh my god yo stop saying son imagine they're like oh yeah
they see you know we appreciate you for coming by we're gonna give you a we're
I'm gonna give you a big entry into the thing,
I'm gonna give you a big bet,
and you can do whatever you want with it.
Imagine they say that, chat.
Do you guys think they're gonna do that or no?
Am I delusional?
Be honest, am I delusional?
Yeah, nice, okay.
You are hella delusional.
You're gonna get everyone sick.
Okay, that's another thing I wanna ask you guys about.
So later, I'm gonna tell you all,
Basically, here's everything that I had planned for today.
So, we're here right now at the PricePix house.
Then after this, me and Sketch are going to a place
in San Francisco where there's a boat ride
and you can see some stuff in San Francisco.
Then after that, we have a thing called,
I got invited to, called the Madden Bowl,
which is basically, it's like a big get-together party
that Madden is hosting with a bunch of NFL players.
And then I got hit up earlier today by Sharif O'Neill.
Shaq is hosting this big party tonight
and he said I can come by with sketch and stream it.
Imagine I get to meet Shaq Chat.
No, I'm sick, that would be.
I get to fucking meet Shaq.
So that's the plan for today.
I'm gonna see how, like obviously,
hopefully I can get through everything
and feel good enough to do every,
People are hooping right now.
Outside.
Let's go over and see what Sketch is up to.
I haven't thought, is that Nick?
Wait, who is that?
It's not Nick, I'm sure it's him.
He's like.
You're gonna spread the flu.
Bro, I'm not, yo, I'm not contagious anymore.
Chad's been three days.
I'm not contagious anymore.
How y'all doing?
How you doing?
Chillin', man, chillin'.
My name's Lacey, how you doing?
Lacey, nice to meet you.
John, nice to meet you.
Oh, my god.
Am I doing the micro wrestling?
Yes.
I never talked about it.
I almost couldn't recognize you.
I got lost in your eyes.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
Drew, how are you doing?
I love you, Drew.
I love you too, Scott.
Drew, beat you.
I'm making burgers.
Ooh, hold on a minute.
Man.
He's not doing the popcorn.
You don't have?
Why does one of you go to touch tips?
Ah.
Oh.
Ew, why's it look like diarrhea?
I don't want it!
Don't touch it!
What is this?
No!
No!
You should eat it.
No, it looks really good.
I'm the best cook.
Why are you guys counting victims?
Do not.
She made me touch it wet washing my hands.
Why is it with a diarrhea?
It doesn't.
That's just to meet you.
Do you think it's easy to chew?
Yeah, I did.
Good.
Salt and pepper?
Are you testing me on a woman?
I know how to cook.
Okay, I shut the fuck up.
It's scary.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
It's scary, holy, holy, shit.
Look at that.
Ooh, lookin' good!
And then you push it down.
Okay, oh you're gonna get a little splash splatter.
Yeah, you wanna handle the meat real quick?
How do I do it? Yeah, I'll handle the meat.
Okay, right here. Grab a meat.
Oh, go over there, raw meat.
Someone else can eat it. Okay, yeah.
Yeah. Are your hands clean?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What have you been touching?
Nothing, nothing.
Okay.
I just shower before I got here.
Oh really? Okay, good.
So you grab the meat, really crush it, make it into a ball, okay?
Okay. Get in there like, mmmm, right there.
Yep.
Don't be scared of the meat. It's not gonna bite.
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe spit on it.
Spit on the meat.
I don't know why you said that.
Okay.
Put it in a bowl.
Put it in a bowl.
Okay.
Okay.
Mmmmm.
Okay.
Okay, the biggest thing with cooking I've learned is you have to make it with love.
You love that meat?
I love this meat.
Okay.
I want to, I want to, I want to fuck this meat.
Wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
That's weird.
You said to love it!
You know.
You said to love it!
You don't want to fuck non-living objects!
You said to love the meats!
Let's never say that again.
Yo Chad stop.
Okay, now we're up with the meat.
Okay, now make it flat.
Slap the meat.
Slap the meat.
Bad fucking boy.
No, no, you don't want to say that.
You bad fucking piece of meat.
Okay, you're enjoying this a little too much.
Okay.
Okay, enough.
Right, it's not even in season 8. I think I'm traumatized. I see isn't it in the bowl. Okay
Why are you why are you throwing on another's new one? You're not gonna cook these together
Someone's gonna eat that burger so we eat the flu burger eat the flu burger jet
Don't touch your phone. Wait. Why?
What you can't touch her phone with raw meat
What is that what is it what sense what is that fucking rule?
All right, I'm getting distracted from the goal. Yeah, I'm getting distracted from the goal at large here. Wait, that's a thing chat
Why
This is the flu burger
You're gonna get E-coil what the fuck is it equal you please tell me what a fucking E-coil is
Wash your hands. This is why you get sick brother. I'm not gonna get a what the fuck is it equal you I'm not getting whatever that is
You're gonna get equal
You know brother I think we've met before we've met somewhere. I don't remember where party
It might have been a party. No, it wasn't a party. We met somewhere else
Yeah, you want to eat a burger I just threw a burger on a grill. I'm gonna smoke some weed. You got weed. Let me see what you got
Oh, she wait, what's what's in there?
Is this a joint?
Is this regular?
And he grobber or just some weed?
No, it's just straight weed.
Swept it out here.
How's everything good?
Yeah, it's doing good, doing good.
First time here.
Wait, so I got a question.
Who like runs the show around here?
He's inside.
He's inside.
He's outside on Thursday.
But he's inside.
OK.
Just go to where Kyle, Stunny's outside.
You'll see him.
And then he's out there.
OK.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not gonna...
If I smoke with him, that's kinda fucked up to do.
Can you...
Can you wash your hands after touching the maid?
No.
I think you probably should.
What is a fucking E. coli?
E. coli!
Oh!
That's what everyone got from Chipotle, I think, right?
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
It's been three days.
The flu contagious system is only valid for two days when you've been sick.
not contagious for they're saying clean cam e-coil Wi-Fi here yeah we have we
have backpacks why do we need Starlink there's a lot of money did you spend
on chains do you want me to be probably can just keep telling me actually you
want to get you want to know if it's good for a good price or bad price what
What do you mean?
I got three chains, a pendant, and two wrists.
For how much?
64,000?
I got a good jeweler.
He's here, still.
Like, one of these, how much do you think this one was?
This chain with the pendants?
Yeah.
Are they natural or lab-grown diamonds?
Lab.
Never go natural.
Never go natural.
Thank you.
People say, oh, you've got to get natural diamonds.
You're so stupid.
No, that's all I want.
that's only with the ladies.
You're so dumb if you get a natural diamond shirt.
Why are you guys saying Ome O, his shirt?
What, it's a one of one and not only one black shirt
that wasn't really had to wear a face shirt
on the day we're streaming sketch.
This is my only option and it's a limited edition
and they said, they technically said I couldn't wear
a branded shirt later, so I, that's only could have one option.
Stop saying that.
Do y'all not wear any face stuff anymore?
I know.
I know.
So if I have a face plant thing, I don't think I'd take it out.
You can wear it.
I just won't wear it.
Wait, so is the...
Do y'all not like face or y'all can...
Like face isn't even a thing.
Well y'all don't like your gear and all that stuff?
Like what about your chains?
Um, I mean, my chain, melting it down into what, like a quarter or a necklace or something,
What do you mean?
Stay off!
Hell no!
Why?
What is that?
It's my bird!
Stay off!
No!
Steps?
Oh yeah!
Wait, is that what I made?
I made a fire.
Oh no.
Is it a fire?
No, it's a sketch.
It's a sketch.
What do you do to it?
Nothing.
What do you do to it?
I made a float.
Wait, is it on the right?
Yeah, of course.
Aw.
Oh my god, I'm going to do a sketch.
It's a sketch.
It's a float.
What?
That's the one.
Wait, why are we doing this?
It's good, right?
What?
You've been too much hard on me.
It's not the Lazy Plank Shop.
It's not wrong, but I'll cook.
Made with love.
If I get, if I start throwing up later, that's not gonna be a good drink.
Salmanilla right there.
No, if you start throwing up later, it's probably because you got food poisoning.
I've always wanted to go to Salmanilla.
I want to go to Salmanilla.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Everybody test it.
No, no one, I don't let anyone touch my meat.
You sure?
Yeah, no one touched my meat, I don't know what you're talking about.
She's talking to somebody sick in here.
She is trying to talk to me.
I hate people who go around getting everybody sick.
Yeah, she's not around here.
You're ass at home if you're sick, man.
No!
I did it!
You're ass at home if you're sick, man.
Fast.
Come on.
Yeah, who's in charge of that?
I'm the one who's in charge of that.
Who's in charge of that?
I don't know if that's the truth or not.
No problem, not me.
Where's the box? Where's the guy on charge here?
I don't know, man.
Someone around here.
I don't know. I gotta find someone who's in charge around here.
Yeah, I talked to you for a second, man.
Just like a one-on-one conversation.
Like, I was just thinking this...
It's me.
I'm sorry.
Like me and you, sick and made of you, you know.
You hook me up a little free play bet?
Okay.
You'll end training me a little free play?
I mean, yeah, I mean you came here.
I got you, I got you.
We'll get you right.
Let me call, let me call support.
We'll get it out.
Give me a second.
Okay.
Are you trolling?
No, I mean you can show up to the house.
We got you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Hey, nice to meet you.
I can't tell if he's trolling. Is he trolling?
Is he trolling?
Is he trolling?
Is he trolling?
He's capping, son.
W. Lick.
Pre-a hundred dollars.
I hate when you ask us, dude.
What if I start asking everybody so then I get like multiple free play bets
Yeah, what if I start asking everybody what if I start asking everybody and then I get ten different bets
I'm kind of hungry though
You're a greedy pig
I feel like it makes sense to ask him who else looks like they're in charge
I'm hungry, but the issue is I have fucking really bad diarrhea so anything I eat
I don't know if I'll be on a toilet for a couple hours
Three beers in me and then I'm ready
I'm gonna give chicken a go. I have not eaten in like two days by the way checks. I've been a sick so
Okay
It's a little cold definitely a little cold
It's not bad though. It's pretty good.
It was not very good. It was not very good.
Who else do I ask?
Ahhhh!
Here we go. How much do you want to ask us?
Uh, $20.
I'm going to get a new one.
I got a whole new area unlocked.
What's up?
I'm chilling.
How are you?
Are you live?
We are live.
Yeah.
It's always live.
Did you tell them about your problems?
What problems?
What problems it's not my business to tell
Dick ones
You said it not me
Well, I feel you just set me up to admit you
Even though you were gonna what problems are you talking about dick problems? So you should talk about that?
I do have some big problems. Yes. I get hard way too quick
Too quick too quick
I'm telling like when I say quick like I'm talking like give me a hug. I'm hard
You're super horny. Yeah, very horny. And then I'm talking like stay hard to
You have a beer already I got cash
You have a beer already. I bro. I told you we're going to have a fun day in San Francisco
Wait, you went for 20,000 cash
What do you think about you think about splitting it with them
Oh my gosh, Fred.
Dude, so good to see you, bro.
You know what's crazy?
What?
I don't know if you saw.
I DM'd you in 2021 or 2022, I think.
Dude, that's insane.
I used to, I used to tell all your bets when I was in college.
It's fucking good.
You lost me a lot of money.
I'm so sorry, man.
You lost me a lot of money.
Hey, you've been slowly, I know you were having a rough time with the pics there for a bit.
For a bit.
But you did catch out fat on Seahawks, right?
Huge like like 60. I and I had what the Rams that game. I was fucking I was like, uh, Lacey's got Seahawks. I'm good
Fuck no, and then this week. I'm telling you. I'm going crazy for the Super Bowl. What are you? What do you got?
I don't know. So I'm trying to talk to everybody here
I'm trying to have them give me give me a bet. Yeah, you don't have a side yet. No, no, dude. I'm also indifferent
I don't know what to do. So what's your pick this week? If you had to go with one one confident pick a lock
one confident pick
Like player prop or like yes, I would have to go with
Probably hunter Henry's receiving yards
Tied in for the Patriots. Okay. I was his line like 30. Yeah. Yeah, I actually like that a lot. I like that
I think there's a GG
Yeah, yo
He's not a curse
I don't know. There is no curse. I might be I have every Super Bowl
How much are you up? Are you up or down?
I'm way down.
How much do you say you're down?
Your whole life of betting.
I did win 100K on a slip last year.
So that definitely helped even out.
But I'm probably still down 100K.
Yeah.
I know dude. It's been tough.
I've been doing this like five years now.
It's been a roller coaster.
I hope that bet hits. I'm going to tell it.
I'm going to tell it.
That's a goat right there, Chad.
Who do I ask?
How'd you go on there?
Nice to meet you, Lacey.
What are you around here?
Doing some street interviews today.
Street interviews? Are you with Press Picks?
Yeah.
You think maybe you could do me like a little, like,
toss me like a little bit?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What's your look in it?
I'm just thinking maybe you guys give me like a little, like,
oh, hey, Lacey, like,
Like no man like here's a here's a little here's some free playing money
Now, plus one, yo, stop saying plus one.
Can I interview?
I'll do an interview.
Do an interview?
Yeah, let's do it.
Rip it real quick.
I don't want to rip it.
What?
Good point.
Good point.
You want to do one out here?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it again.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You with the prize picks?
Yeah.
You guys need to give me a little free playback maybe?
A little just like, hey, let's see what's coming.
I'll say it to you.
Yeah.
Couple more.
Couple more.
a couple lineups. You may be able to come up with something like that. Slides in here real quick.
You know how this is. Yes sir.
Good. Rolling. Alright. Who are we here with? What are we doing today?
Lacey. I'm streaming. Lacey, you're streaming. Yes. At the prize picks
career house? Yes. At the prize picks house. Yes. Now, do you use prize picks?
I personally do. Yes, I do. What's the most exciting part about prize picks?
The most exciting part about prize picks is going to have to be
definitely picks, definitely the picks and great picks.
Great picks, yes.
Great picks all around.
Now, are you a more or less guy?
I'm a more guy.
Always going more.
Always going more.
Have to, have to.
That's a good call.
Who are some of the players that you'd like to go more on?
We're talking NBA.
NBA?
NBA?
Who are some of the players?
Got to go Austin Needs, Luca, Bronny, Lebron, and John Moran.
John Moran.
All right, okay, I like those spits.
If you were to put those in a lineup,
your confidence would win.
All on, I don't know about a lineup.
Any Lakers player, any Lakers player,
I'm taking it for more.
And what's more exciting, a one point game
of being one point away from hitting your pick
in the fourth quarter.
Oh my gosh, gotta be one point away
from hitting your pick in the fourth quarter.
And then everything's on a line
and you just feel like your skin crawling
and you get that adrenaline, that rush that you get.
Oh, I'm gonna hit, I'm gonna hit, I'm gonna hit!
Right? And then they go to, you know,
everyone in the gamblers, and I'm going to school.
Sound like that.
Sound like that.
Hey, well, prize picks, if you're still watching this,
I'm looking at your camera.
Look at that blue.
If you're watching this, prize picks
is available in your estate.
Go download prize picks today.
Sir.
Yes, sir.
Hey, thank you.
Thank you.
Bless me.
Appreciate you, appreciate you guys.
Thank you.
I'm not an addict.
Okay, just got puttin' to an ad check, just got puttin' to an ad check, that's all I've
got to do.
This gives me more leverage to get a bet, this gives me more leverage to get a bet.
Just did a crazy interview outside.
Oh yeah?
Let me know about that little, that pic, you know.
Shall we go on?
You find it?
Find what?
The lineup.
Oh, it's him.
Where'd you pick?
Thank you.
Found it? Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Is it on the app?
I'm not an addict wait I left him hanging I didn't see him
I don't see it how do I see do I have to put a thing in
Does the check Lacey big
Valid on a four pick power lineup
Okay, so I have to make a four-pick power line up
Maybe explain what do you mean maybe explain I'm finding out at the same time you guys are you fucking idiots?
Okay, okay, so hold me this way. Okay, so let me this way if I have a four-pick power line up free play I
I have to go with the four most certain things so I can guarantee win and just get the money,
correct?
That makes the most sense, right?
Bro, we don't care who you pick, how much did you get?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have to put the thing in to see my payout.
Okay, okay, I got to go with things that are certain.
First thing that I think is certain,
Sam Darnold over, Sam Darnold over 179 yards.
That's a lock, right?
That's a lock.
Yes or no?
174 yards.
Lock. Yes. Okay. I just got to find the most guaranteed things. Jackson Smith and Jigba
over 60 yards.
I don't like that.
That's too risky.
That's too risky.
Okay, wait a minute.
Cooper Cup over 14 and a half yards.
Surely Cooper Cup goes for 15 yards.
If Cooper Cup does not go for 15 yards,
I will personally jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You're risking nothing, you dweeb.
Exactly, that's the point.
If I have a free bet and I risk nothing,
that means I get to win everything.
I get to win everything, you idiots.
Okay, wait, so what is Cooper Cup's reception line?
Cup, my God, Cooper Cup, one and a half receptions, that's a lock.
right? am I standing like this yet? I'm not a curse. Wait, now it says that I need one
from a different team. What is Drake May rushing yards? Thoughts? What type of Drake May? Drake
May rushing yards. Drake May rushing yards is 19 and a half. I don't like that. Drake May to throw
throw for one touchdown.
Drake made a throw for one touchdown.
Okay, Lacey big game sweat.
Am I seeing that right
Am I seeing this right?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So if I click my thing that they put in, the promotion,
and I go down, and this hits, I win $160,000.
Sketch!
I don't think you're lucky enough.
Wait, am I seeing that right?
In bonus funds, what does that mean?
You get it in bonus funds, but then you can flip it to your balance
shit biggers can't be choosers bro you have to take what I can get
it means if it hits you have to play through again to actually get the money so basically
if it hits I'll have a hundred sixty thousand dollars in bonus funds which means I would
have to play it in a super safe bet again in order to actually get the cash.
You don't have to do it all at once.
Yeah no it wouldn't have to be all at once at all.
Chad does this parley hit. Cooper cup 14 and a half yards, one and a half receptions. Drake may one touchdown, Sam Darnold, 175 pass yards.
No. Okay. So what pick do you guys think doesn't hit there? What pick do you guys think does not hit?
I'm saying.
Cup.
Yo, if you guys think Cooper Cup is not getting two catches for 15 yards in the Super Bowl,
you are tripping.
All green goblins is wild.
How is all green goblins wild?
Think about it.
I'm just, I'm trying to pick the most guaranteed picks.
I'm trying to pick the most guaranteed things.
So it's guaranteed for me to, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, you know what, no, no, let me ask,
let me ask Chad GBT, let me ask Chad GBT.
Hey, Chad GBT, it's Lacey here.
How many games this season has Cooper Cup
He's gotten less than 15 yards in.
This season, Cooper Cup played 16 games and had only one game where he had less than 15 receiving yards.
In that game, he had just six yards against the Carolina Panthers.
So he fell under the 15 yard mark only once this season.
So you guys are trying to tell me, Cooper Cup only had one game that he got less than 15 yards.
And you're trying to tell me that that's not going to hit.
Are you guys dumb or are you dumb?
Bunch of casuals in his chat, bro
You're cursed though that doesn't mean no, I'm not cursed. I'm not cursed
You don't have to do all NFL do an NBA pick y'all not doing an NBA pick bro
Because you know how mad I'll be if I have all my Superbowl picks right and then my one NBA throws the entire thing and fucks me over
I'm gonna be pissed
Should I ask Trent what he thinks
Where's track
That's a hundred K bet, yeah, but so if this bet hits, how hard is it to flip it to actual
balance?
Like how hard is that for me?
Be honest.
I don't know what if your wife and this dude like after hits like a hundred six a day on
like like I'm scoring one hit that's what I'm saying yeah
Ask Trent, I don't know if there's Trent. Trent!
You come here. I need advice.
Turkey sandwich?
Listen, listen.
What do you need?
What do you think about this?
I mean, that looks free.
That looks free, right?
How does that not hit?
That's going to hit on one play.
I mean, you need two catches, so two plays.
Drake's throwing one, and he's throwing to 175.
So it hits, right?
You're telling me that my chat scene, Cooper cuts it off.
I will say it's interesting you're taking two plays from the same guy,
But
It either they both hit or they got like it's Cooper cup 15 yards like
One game this season he didn't get it one game one game
He's got a good guy. There's a big part of the game last week. They're gonna continue feeding them
You know, if you think Drake may not over a touch on the Super Bowl, you're you're wrong. You're thank you. Thank you
I'll put that in that shit in
I
Could get a little bit more greedy. I could get a little bit more greedy and
And throw in this is the line. I really like
Trayvon Henderson
Three and a half Russia types
What are your rest thoughts on that
No
You guys don't think he gets four carries?
Oh, thought about that.
Oh my...
Okay, okay, you know what?
Okay, I'm putting it in.
I'm putting this in.
160,000 if this hits.
Cooper cup 14 and a half receiving yards, one and a half perceptions, Drake may
point five past touchdowns, Sam Darnold 175 yards.
Yes, it's all green devils because I you for all you people saying all green
devils son, I want you to think about something. I want you to really sit here
think about something okay think about this think about this I just got blessed
with a free a free bet like a free play why would I not take the take the e take
the the best odds the easiest things that could hit so that I can just get the
money if that makes sense same thing like sure I could be I could be greedy
and be like oh I'm gonna try to make as much money as possible no I'm gonna try
to get any because it's free. It's the easiest.
That's a good point. Thank you. Okay. Cooper Cup 15 yards. Drake made point
five passes on Sam Dara 175 yards. It's in. It's locked in.
Wait, oh no
What does this mean max winning on a single pick athlete plus more less
31,250
Does that mean I can't have Cooper cup in there twice
I can't have Cooper cup in there twice
Okay, oh my gosh, okay, I'm gonna take away cups 1.5 catches
That means I have to add another pick in there. No, I don't I don't I don't I don't like another one
Kenneth Walker
Okay, let me type in Kenneth Walker. I need y'all to really get surgical with me here Kenneth Walker
Rush attempts 16. I don't like that. I don't like that
Hunter Henry receptions, okay? Hunter Henry receptions is at two and a half.
Thoughts on that? Thoughts on that? Hunter Henry receptions, two and a half.
I'm not sure.
Drew coughs like an iPad kid.
Trayvon Henderson.
So you guys think Trayvon Henderson is going to carry the ball four times.
You know how sick I'll be if this doesn't hit because Trayvon Henderson doesn't get put
in the game.
Do you know how like sick I will be in my stomach if this doesn't hit because Trayvon
Henderson just doesn't play for no reason again. Why did Trayvon Henderson not play last week?
Stop asking us like we know why I need you guys to help me right now. I have a chance to fucking win a car.
digs targets I don't like digs targets sketch what do you think it's
hello he's looking for a man oh I forgot your wife yeah I have a girlfriend
God damn it.
We'll keep looking.
Try it out.
Maybe Stiney?
Sarah?
Stiney's single?
Stiney.
I don't know.
She even wants to stream her a rapper
because she keeps asking me.
It's the third time today.
I just said I want you to find me.
I'm what?
Yeah, Stiney's single.
He's got a streamer or a rapper, though.
He's a wannabe, huh?
I'm a wannabe rapper.
Hey, maybe.
Fred, what do you think?
She wants a boy friend.
We're trying to set up Sarah with Stiney.
Oh, hold on.
You don't like that idea?
I mean, uh, I think he tried that before.
You guys tried that?
No.
You didn't even use to date.
No, it's not even I never used to date.
Really?
It's not even here.
Did we ever date?
No.
I hate it once.
No, you didn't!
That's insane.
Oh, no one's supposed to know that.
Signing was so before God!
That was fire.
What?
I'm gonna say more of that.
Well, it just worked.
Huh?
Wait, did it work?
Lacey, who are you betting on?
It's my game.
I'm trying to figure that out right now.
I don't want to fade you, dude, because I see all the time that when you get crushed and on the tables
You're like the worst person to be around. I know you want to fight him. No, like he when he loses
He's like, you know those people that just they like want to kill themselves
Yeah, NGTA. Good streamer. No, not IGTA, real fucking like that.
Are you wanting to just go Patriots and I'll go Seattle. I'm going to Seattle.
Yeah, but but I need I'm trying to figure out a last leg to add into my my slip, so I don't
Was trying to eat the turkey and then I took a bite of it and I realized that this is just not
Yeah, still on my diet. I haven't eaten like I haven't had a cheat day or cheat meal in like I'll probably two months
I'm on
That's the five guys in Wingstop. I've been crumbdusting people to sell them for a car and a jump, so it's like very easy to target and to start it.
Just wait. You'll see it later on stream today.
That's the thing that just gave me. I asked him a name for two times.
How do I get that?
What? Who'd you talk to?
Where?
Before.
Everybody got that?
No, no, no.
We're talking way too much.
I thought I was special.
Straight up.
I thought I was special.
Hey, how do I get that?
This is what I got.
Wait, I'm you
This is the pick that's my guarantee right here. Well, drink man is gonna do that with back home ones over three and a half
Oh, yeah, who's who's ready to make us?
Laces the one that spilled out the info. I feel they're all sponsoring
Was it I don't even know what's that he's talking about me
I don't know how it happened. Let's just say I do this and then I go here. Oh
My god
She's got a 240 payout. What let me see
What the hell you give me 20 bucks
You owe you already have so much
Now I don't feel bad wearing his shirt and I was not gonna wear it
But I put on my other black shirts and they're all dirty as fuck. I ate wingstop every day
They're all for goblins, bro. Yeah, I know I'm going the easiest possible so I can get it's bad luck
I'm telling you gotta throw in a mid one. Let me see. Let me see the big one the 280
That was with JSN over on your house. Do you think you're bad on the game?
I'm gonna do 50 candles the ox. Yeah
No, no, he's the worst
I'm just trying to figure out what's the last one to do I
Took out his receptions, but I kept the yards
You said you said Hunter Henry, right? I think someone in your chat was wanting you to look at digs
Very to me
Diggs targets chat what do we think about that hold on digs it's six yes
First of all, first of all, let's see this one for fun.
Digs three and a half perceptions.
That was the game.
I need a guarantee.
I'm telling you, the Mack Hollins is the one.
Mack Hollins?
I know it's crazy.
Why?
Do you think Mack Hollins gets a ball thrown in four times?
I checked his deaths.
It's like 10 a game.
It's going to happen, bro.
OK.
Kenneth Walker, 2.5%?
Ahhhh!
You're just one of the first ones to get out of here.
Hey!
Hey!
You're barring dinner tonight.
Okay.
Sure.
I'm a cousin.
What's that?
Um, it's like when they eat it in front of you.
They eat my food in front of me.
Or they bake it in front of you.
Oh, okay.
And you eat in front of them.
I'm down for that.
What do you think?
What do you guys think about Traylon Henderson?
Um, I think he's, uh...
What is he getting at?
Four carries.
Four carries?
I was looking at that, bro.
That looks so low.
Yeah, like surely right you would need the Patriots have a winning game script for that
They're gonna run the ball that means that that'd be time has to be running out. Yeah
Chewing clock and it turns into a shootout that dude. I think
Are you go? What do you what is your script? Is it going to be high score or low score?
You decide it's gonna be high or low and like a close game like late 20s early 30s
That's like a pretty high scoring game. What's the line on the whole game?
The line is like 48 and a half.
Well then you're right around the line.
Do you know the track where like public money is at and all that type of stuff?
No. You want to explain that to them?
Yeah. I mean so...
If all the money on one side you're most likely...
What does that mean? Public money?
Who are people betting on?
Who's driving money?
Like 77% of the money is on the Seahawks to win this game.
There's a red flag.
There's a red flag.
What happens is people that know what they're doing
will see that line move so heavy into the favorite,
and then they go and they attack it on day of,
and that's when the big sharks put in big ticket slips,
and that's when the line moves, like the day of.
Exactly.
You just started getting into picks and stuff?
Yeah.
Like in the last couple months?
Yeah, like the last,
Chad, when did I start losing money?
Be honest, Chad, when did I start losing money?
Winning money winning money winning money. Oh, no, I've been losing money. No, no winning money. No losing. Do you want a prize?
What I've been losing
So see now he's scaring him he's he's much bro anything he takes always never hits
Listen, don't be hunter Henry 30 yards. So take the opposite. I'm telling you he never hits
I do like on Henry 30 yards, so I get click baited to hell
Why are the numbers so low go do do the reception on seven days swear by
Steph on the extreme half-catches
Does that he does that he Steph on the extreme half catches do I trust him
This is where like the villain wins that's the villain wins in this one. Who's the villain?
Obviously it's the Patriots. I don't think Tyler won. Chad do you guys think Steph on digs has three and a half catches or no?
Like three and a half catches for digs doesn't look that bad. Oh my gosh
Look at these picture here
This hits I'm buying a fucking Rolls Royce. I will buy a Rolls Royce
What is your voice?
It's about what you're very good at.
Happy mom?
Is that a happy mom?
Oh, this is a happy mom.
What is he?
How long do you have to be here?
Hmm?
How long do you have to be here?
How long do I have to be here?
You don't show up and get that type of...
Listen, I'm here to make connections.
You're here to make connections.
I want you to order the connection.
I want us to be price-picks brothers.
You're not price-picking brothers, are you?
No, I'll make that happen in 24 hours.
Dude, all you're gonna do, you say you love price-picks, you say you lose money.
Oh.
You say you love price-picks.
I love price-picks.
And you didn't lose money on price-picks?
No, I did not.
You're doing it on a different app.
Yeah, I'm tapping.
You know, you don't want to say it here.
That's like cursing.
I feel like I'm stuck. I feel like I'm stuck in a...
in a... in a... in this corner here.
No, you go...
I'm Lacey. I love price picks.
Best used interface in a game.
Use code Lacey.
Play $5, get $50 in lineups.
I don't need to pay.
Okay, yeah.
But that's how... that's... that's...
Yeah.
That's what they'll make you do.
Got it. Yeah, okay.
That's what they'll ask you.
One one word one tenets, but we could also go on a boat ride to they have near there a boat ride
Yes, I'm gonna fucking boat ride, but it's a 45-man drive
Actually, it's how far
Yes, we got a boat ride
You can see Alcatraz the Golden Gate Bridge
And it's only 200 to rent out the whole boat and the last guy was sick if we get Uncle Dan or whatever wait
What do you do?
Um, they take you to see the seals of San Francisco seals Alcatraz and the Colgate branch wait
I've heard of Alcatraz. That's that that's that creepy-ass island, right? Yes
Only only two people escaped their life and the guy on the torch wears that he's alive
Do it put the actually sick
Do we think Stefan digs
Think about this one. What you don't have to put it in right now. I want to put it right now
Let me see it first. Let me see. Cooper caught 15 yards. Drake made touchdown. Sam Dardle 175.
Oh, you're going all, you're letting go all goblins on it too? I think, yeah. You know what a goblin is?
A goblin is where the number that is like standard, it's below that. So like if they, if they, if everyone thinks
Try to raise getting 200 yards fast. It's it's even lower than that. Yeah, so you have a higher likely chance
Do that one step on digs catches. Yeah, I did three and a half perceptions
Dude as your chaff. That's a lock. That's a lock. I did my chat says everything's not a lock everything
I put in they say no they say no
See what they say about it
If I can get this to load
The last thing that I see is Sarah is 24, what the fuck are they talking about?
Also sorry, I forgot about Darla, I was just trying to help out Sarah and I know she wants
to stream her rapper because that's the only reason she's asking me for recommendations
on a boyfriend.
Dude, they're staring at me, walk.
Diggs gets four catches, dude.
With how good Seattle Secondary is, Diggs gets four catches.
If you can, can you move that down to like even, no, that's the lowest.
The lowest?
It's four catches.
The only thing I will bone you is that, that half, I feel comfortable with three.
Dude, it's Stefan Diggs in the Super Bowl, he's never been in a Super Bowl.
The COX defense is good, it's outdoors, whether it's going to be good, they'll be throwing
the ball.
Look at, the thing is, look at that and then look at the rushes on Henderson.
Henderson's three and a half rushes.
I'm telling you, it's gonna be,
the Patriots defense is gonna be good.
The Seahawks, I don't know if they're gonna be as good.
I think it's the Patriots when,
I think Stefan Diggs is a scoring storyline.
Like, fuck, Chad, what do I do?
Because, Chad, you guys are making me second guess this.
That's why it's almost better to do day off.
Some of these can move on the app too,
You gotta watch out for that.
This is what I'm thinking about here.
Three and a half, tell me three and a half catches is not a lot.
Reception.
Dude.
Right?
Like there's...
What are you waiting?
Like that's a beautiful lineup.
You saying that scares me.
Okay.
I understand that.
It's double negatives equals positive.
I understand it's scary because it's me, but dude, you got goblins in here, bro.
I know.
The little green things, like I don't even do those because I try to like hit regular squares
that the green ones hit, like...
Lacey.
You need some fluke shit to happen for that to not hit.
I'll tell you that.
So you like to get a four catches?
Yeah, dude, he's gonna catch four balls.
It's Siphan Diggs.
You remember that picture of Diggs
where he's looking at the confetti
while the Chiefs are celebrating on the field?
You know that picture?
He's been thinking about this for four years.
He's catching four balls.
Lacey, I'm telling you this right now.
They saw how you reacted on your last win.
Hey, what's your win?
you think? Why the fuck did he get that deal? Tell Trent he owes me money I lost so much
tailing him. Shut up bro. That was uh, the script went the wrong way. I'm not the one
on the field making the place. I would have cashed if it was me. That says best and best
defensive hurt. Yeah. What do you want me to do? Okay, I mean, I feel like I just do
I feel like I lock it in. I feel like I don't second guess Cooper cup is gonna get 15 yards
That is a lineup you can go to sleep at night
Knowing that you trusted goats to do their job in the biggest game of their life. Right? Yes
Drake mays gonna throw a touchdown. Yeah, Sam Darnold is gonna have a hundred seventy five yards. You got a touchdown in there
Drake may throwing for one touchdown
Yeah, I like that it's Stefan bigs three and a half catches. I like that. What's up, Jim?
Cooper cup 15 yards
That one's scary. What's the other one if Cooper covers get 15 yards like if Cooper
Cutt doesn't get false. Yo, if Cooper Cub doesn't get 15 yards in Super Bowl, I will literally post a video of me sucking dick
I knew you're gonna pan this way. That's why I look right at you
Ship that and put that on the feed right now. Okay, that's it securities only protecting me
security is only protecting me we're dropping locations I will literally jump
off the roof if Cooper Cup is not get 15 yards yeah who else wait who else is on
the who is a receiver besides JSN on Cooper Cup I like what's what she
needs numbers so low dude you could probably get Shaheen to get five yards
If you get Shaheed on nothing, dude, he's like the fastest.
Besides Jaysen.
Shaheed's yards are at 9.5.
Bro, take that over to Cooper Cup.
Bro, he hasn't hit that in one game out of the last five.
Cooper Cup had one game all season.
This is two years of game planning.
They're not going to game plan to get around a guy that's doing that.
You're going against Mike Raebel.
He is the best defense, one of the best defense boarders.
He has two weeks of preparation.
I'm locking this in.
Submit.
Oh my god, he did it.
Okay, he did it.
Wait, is it a cuba cup?
It's a cuba cup?
Okay, huge.
Oh my god, it's actually...
Let's fucking go.
What is the payout?
What is the payout?
190k.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Can we please go on a trip, dude?
Dude, I don't know how that fucking loses, bro.
If this hits, I'm telling you right now, I am buying a car on stream the next day.
On Monday, I will buy a car.
A little better trip like a boy's trip a boy's trip to where?
Florida we go fishing deep sea fishing
Sure, I'll put aside 10k to go on a little trip, but I'm buying a car. No, we're gonna find private there fuck
No, I'm buying a car what?
That's already bought something. It's not even a 2x, but you guys don't understand
That's the point. That's the point
If those would have been four regular squares, I think the payout would have been like half a minute.
Yeah, for sure.
That's fucking crazy.
But I came and I was like, I asked one time, like, hey, you guys seem to give me like a little freebie.
Yeah, yeah.
And they're like, yeah, sure.
We just, like, look at your phone.
I looked and I saw that.
So why not put because he has goblins and it's money, right?
I would do the exact same thing.
No, you do.
I think you just fucking won 100K.
I own 200K.
You think?
Yes.
I would say my biggest worry is Drake man to throw a touchdown because like you never know what they've been running it in three times
But like that is true. That's literally minus 300 on the books for him to throw a fucking touchdown
I think I've got to script very very
Can you check what it is for Drake made a throw one touchdown? Yes
Drake made to throw one touchdown is
Is like things not loading Drake may
Passing touchdowns. I don't even see it. Passing touchdowns straight made a thru-
What is it? Minus 500. Okay, yeah, I'm hitting. Oh my god. Okay, wait, check what digs three and a half catches is.
That one's probably not gonna be minus 500, but. No, that one's gonna be good. Minus 250. Receptions?
three and a half minus two seventy-five. See I don't like that. I just said minus two fifty.
I'm all by twenty-five. That's scary to me. There are people that know some knowledge here.
Cooper comes to get fifteen. New? Weeks. You got to think this is, I'm thinking this is going to be a
classic Patriots game. Cooper comes to get fifteen yards minus five thirty. It was same
dardo hundred seventy five yards. It was uh, it was Luga for nine yards. Street for nine yards.
I took that one out. I just got locks. I just got locks.
The one seventy five passing, right? Minus six hundred.
Okay, so the riskiest play is digs. Yeah, minus two seventy five. Can I take it back?
What?
This place digs is not the first time someone has said that every NFL GM says that, so.
Do you see something on Uber?
Oh, it's my Uber Eats.
My Uber Eats membership.
Wait, did you Uber something here?
No, no, no.
I just have Uber Eats like premium membership.
Wait, do you want to hold on?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's go.
I
You're in the front seat really nervous for that big. No, I think you might have just fucked me with that digs line
But the digs one no that one's good
The only one I would have liked more is she heated she heated is I like she heat because you they're gonna
frable is going to bracket what's up bro how you doing good
what's up man how you doing I remember you guys from the off
bro dude you're going to the side of the chair
how's it going guys what's up bro
good to see you bro nice to meet you
how do you pierce me man
listen here you can count don't shut down camera okay my girlfriend watches
I'm ready
bro she's not been liking the drinking streams
Oh, no, this time I picked my phone up,
Pier 33, and then I got in a shouting match.
It happens. It happens sometimes, John.
Happens sometimes.
Okay, wait. Yeah, can we get the car ready?
And then we'll, uh, it was 10 minutes away.
Okay, yeah, buddy, whatever.
So that means we have 10 minutes to do whatever we want.
Sounds like a thing to get food.
No, wait, come here. Go get food.
Cuttle? Cuttle where?
What is that you want to go cuddle on a hand?
Well, I'm gonna drink a beer while we're down there.
Okay, let's go.
Fuck you.
Why not?
I've got food.
Blanket.
Lacey's in the charity match already?
There's a lot of people here.
I need something that's not gonna make me shit everywhere.
That's right there is right here, best bet.
The lamb?
Yeah.
Is the lamb gonna make me shit?
I'm gonna be strong.
I'm gonna be up.
Is the pizza good?
Yeah, what's my best bet to not get shitty?
Mushroom, mozzarella, cheese, garlic, and parsnip.
If you can wait 30 minutes, they're going to have to have like, fish and stuff.
Beer?
Beer.
Wait, what's up here, chat?
Chat!
Anybody in the chat from the Bay or no?
We're going to the pier, Shadysad, is it nice there?
Tell him what.
What's your level?
I think you can't not go up.
What's your level?
Like five, ten minutes.
Huh?
Where?
Where'd he ask?
He said, Jerusalem's here.
Yeah, he's the president.
Where's he at?
He's doing an interview. I've never met him before.
No!
I was just gonna say hi.
I did a stream of him?
Oh, yeah.
He's a great guy. He's really easy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy, he's really easy to talk to.
I've never met him.
Very humble.
Very humble for his sketch.
You're gonna be humble.
He's in there, he has his truth, he has his children there.
He has his human, he also has his business.
We're gonna be surprised.
He's all alcohol.
He has three years.
Is alcohol sketch?
Come here real quick.
Can you hold one of these in your pocket?
Why?
We'll be needing to go, they're gonna want to have a ride.
Okay.
They have any other guns here?
Do you want me to reiterate that?
Yeah!
Wait, I don't want to interrupt this interview, I want to see what's up.
I want to meet him.
I'm trying to ask about the Emerald City Route Artist Act.
drink so weird how do I drink weird
you know how could you
What's that?
What's that?
It's like a protein bar.
No chocolate bar?
No, what's that?
Protein pizza.
Stop putting the L-Friend in there.
Chad, I'm not allowed to eat a little food now, what?
Check, can you guys be honest with me, did I fuck up when he gets to me and I got yous in there?
Did I fuck up?
This is so good.
So good
I know I know
There's many people
Great. Hey cameraman. You guys want a drink?
That's a cameraman
No, thanks. I'm okay. Come on. You're getting a little shot
Random are you Brandon? No, I'm not right. Don't
What's that tap
Why are you saying son
Brando.
What do you want to name it, Jurski?
Can I leave?
Who's Brando?
That's my boy right here. What do you got?
Someone in the chat said Brando.
That's Brando?
Yeah, that's him right here.
What's up, bro?
What's up?
Oh my God, how you doing?
Good, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, bro.
My chat saw you through the window or something.
Oh, did they?
What's up, chat?
I hope everyone's having an amazing day.
I hope God is blessing every step of the way.
Right here, bro.
We're right here at the Priceburg Creator's House.
We're going crazy my boy up like 20,000 price pick points
Price pick dollar debugs whatever they call them they're going crazy
You're good at like nasty
Let me get a warm-up game in it and then I play I might play him right now. Do you want to see it?
me to my own.
For sure, but what?
You will first find out what's going on.
What if I walk with a little bit of something?
Is that ready to go?
Yeah.
Let it go, kids.
Oh, good.
Good job.
Oh, good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Oh, yeah.
I'm moving it.
Oh, shit.
Hey man, he live streamed it.
You can't edit this out, bro.
I know.
Oh, yeah, I would cook them.
I would cook him.
I'm going to get fucked up.
Where are you going?
You want me to get the fuck out of here, or me?
You need to open it.
One more.
Here's the card.
One more.
Here's the card.
One more here, sir.
One more.
Here's the card.
All right.
Here's the card.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh God.
You look like I'd be good at this game.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
To you.
Oh, oh, oh.
Here we go.
I miss it.
I thought I had it.
Oh, good.
You look just as well.
Damn.
Damn.
Oh, fuck.
God.
Damn.
Damn.
You can't miss.
He's, he's, he's.
We popping out to the clubs tonight, chat, or nah.
No, we're not popping out to the clubs tonight.
72.
No.
72.
What the heck is beer?
I'm fucking... ooh, hold on a minute.
Oh, we're trying to get labs.
Remember?
Ewww!
What about over here?
Right, it's hard to get.
No.
What?
Grab the nuts I mentioned.
I don't want nuts.
Here.
What is this?
It's a poor thing.
It's sick.
OK, I need this.
I knew you would do that.
I had a feeling.
I'm going to get the healthy stuff.
Oh, OK.
What's funny for the sake of this kid?
I knew it was you.
You got a little spoiled.
I didn't see you.
How you doing, man?
I'm a little bit hungry.
Thank you.
What's in here?
Is this good for you?
God.
Where did Sketch go?
Like, chat, what even is this, bro?
Ew, it looks like dog food!
Oh
What's up, man? I know the space. Yeah, it's good. Oh chillin chillin good to see you. This is disgusting
I thought that was a cigarette. Oh, we know stream right now. What the fuck is going on?
What did I just get pulled into?
What do you mean?
You just got pulled into the camera.
Hell yeah, nah, we ain't here.
Fuck it.
What's going on?
What y'all doing in there?
We're about to go to Pierre, what's
called, Chris Winsworth and Doug.
See y'all in the chat.
OK, yeah.
Go and see.
Who's going on there?
Us two.
Going to Alcatraz.
Just y'all.
Oh, us three now.
Oh, no, OK, nah.
Y'all have fun with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, you can come in for an Alcatraz.
Y'all got it, bro.
No, I love you.
I'd love to.
If I could, see they pulling me right now.
I gotta go.
I gotta go, see?
If I did it, I would've got on that boat with y'all.
Should take it.
It's cool though.
But next time, right?
I got you.
Well, you got you.
All right.
Yeah.
Listen, we won't drop the soap.
It's Alcatraz.
It's a prison.
I don't even know what Alcatraz is.
She thinks that we're going on a date now.
You and Drewshier are going on a date?
No, me and you, because she thinks
we're just going on a private boat ride.
we are with our camera guy, our friend Matt, and I'm in there, and I don't even know who
she was.
Some girl came up to me.
Um, she was like, hey, like, I think you look really good.
Like you're so handsome.
And I was like, oh, I'm sorry.
I have a girlfriend.
And then she saw a beer in my hand and she was like, oh, what are you an alcoholic?
Who was it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm drinking because I have post game injury.
What is it?
I think I broke my finger. I can't tell.
What is a happy mom?
It's a happy dad, except for, uh, instead of a dad, it's a mom.
That never happened.
Wait, that didn't happen?
It did happen, Chad. Did y'all not see what we were talking about?
Wait, Tom. Or, uh, can we get, yeah, we'll get, we'll get the car ready.
Yeah.
Wait, so you're telling me it's a mom?
We're making up Juski over there. I thought you were leaving, Juski!
Oh, no, I just, in a second, I'm waiting on the car.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't worry, we'll beat you out.
No, we'll beat you out of here.
Don't worry.
Okay, I'll see you.
We have more than just fishing poles out there.
Drive?
Don't say it like that to the chat.
We're like, hey, it's like 25.
Five minutes.
Exactly. So 45-minute drive.
This boat ride better be the best boat ride I've ever seen in my life.
Ouch.
F**k you Sagan. Come on, vouch. No, that was pretty good. Thank you. Ray and Tota are here?
Where? Ray is supposed to be here. Where, chat? I would assume downstairs.
He can't see over this way. You wanna go check? You want me to show you where you might find him?
Ray. Oh he is here. Is he outside or is he inside? It's awesome to stream with you brother, it's so sick.
My fault, I was... No, it's awesome. It's incredible.
He's outside, he's outside. He's outside. Then he's downstairs if you want to go talk to him.
Where at? Oh, so there he is.
Quiet on set do I have to carry sticks here
Bro tell y'all gonna understand I'm a little out of it today, bro. I have a torn ACL and the flu
I was lying I was gonna say you don't mind if it's a date though right you should go hiking
look there's a trail down there check it out it's a trail you want to yes
Yes.
Fuck it.
One second, let me finish one of these.
Chad, what happens if I get lost?
Lindsey Vaughn tore her ACL and did the Olympic sun?
Okay, yeah, that proves that me and Lindsey Vaughn
are two of the top athletes in the entire world.
And then there was that one free skater
that broke the shins of her rival.
Who?
Who was that?
It was the lady, what's that show?
She's on a big show, but she literally
No, no, no.
The legs have got a high skater.
I have no idea.
That's your chat.
No idea who you're talking about, there's catch.
They were on a big show.
Look over here.
Is this a weed bus?
I thought it was weed, too.
Don't worry, I just got as excited.
There's a weed bus.
Just be aware of how everything works.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
He's about to get drunk and nasty.
Yeah, we're about to go on a hike.
Did you speak?
I was telling you we're not going to get any serious stomachache.
Brother, we're already missing two modems.
How?
There's no connection up here.
We can leave hike and check what's going on down the woods down there check you want to see Alcatraz the Golden Gage Ridge or
What do they call it a ditch?
Dude, this book right here sick
It's got you've been hyping up this boat ride like it's like
It has an arcade. It has a magic trick. There's arcade. I swear to God. It's the best magician. I've seen there's a magician on the boat ride
In the same area, it's called the fisherman's wharf.
And then it's six minutes from the cable cars,
and then it's literally right next to everything.
And we got to drive, and we're chilling.
Go to the boat ride, bro.
Go.
We're going.
OK, let's go.
Fuck it.
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
This is not a date.
All right.
OK.
But I did candlelight.
Wait, you got a candlelight on the boat?
This candlelight champagne wait, so you think you got a car for us?
But they were splitting this I am if you believe you've hit a quarter billion
We're splitting that deal no or not, but I will definitely pay you for the bow ride
Hey, where's Russell chat's not a date
Let me text Russell
Come to front. We're leaving
Wait, Chad Muckalike, we're going on a fucking boat ride and apparently the boat has an arcade on it and a magician.
Does anybody here live in San Francisco and know if this is true about there being a boat ride?
We'll see you at the boat!
see you at the boat
kato lights and all
and rose petals and everything you want
what?
i thought you were tired from that lights though
i'm not retired from nothing
alright
never give up
i don't need to go on training
you got it
i love christics asshole
i love you
Oh shit!
Yo, you're catching us out of the way out, bro!
Now you're about to leave me!
We're about to head out right now. We got a boat ride.
We got a boat ride?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
How you doing, man?
How are you?
You got a strong grip!
Yeah, you too, bro.
Oh shit, I know what you mean.
You giving us some money?
I want some money.
Yeah, I want some money.
I'm going to go in there and get some brad again.
I want one of my shido, uh, shido.
Shido, ping pong for 10K?
Ping-Pong, you're a ping-pong player?
Yeah.
He's playing Shiloh Sanders.
Yeah.
That's Shiloh Sanders' brother.
Yeah.
Yo, you look like you're a little ass.
Fuck, man, what happened to you, bro?
I look like you and everyone else are in the phone.
In a sudden, you look like y'all.
The first thing you do is talk shit, and then it goes south.
Nah, it's not talk shit.
It's like, you can be older, bro.
I can't tell, bro.
Yeah, man.
You're a ping-pong player?
Yeah, you know, I'm Asian, bro.
Asian player, ping-pong player.
Thank God we didn't do that one.
Yeah, yeah, I can't do that. I'll beat the fuck out of y'all.
No, I'm not gonna do that. Don't worry. I didn't plan on that.
I have to get younger, bro.
Don't tempt me. Don't tempt me.
Wait, wait, it's the house?
It's a house. You want to leak the address?
I mean, we got...
No, it's okay. What is it?
Wait, what are you about to do?
Oh, we're going on a boat ride.
Wait.
Where is it? Sketch?
Oh, the, oh, the, oh, the item?
The...
We have a...
I don't know what to...
No, no, no.
Wait, oh, sure, no, no.
Alcatraz.
I'll catch it.
It's Fisherman's Wharf.
Wait, come on.
Like, what's the water?
We can wait on them.
There's stuff to do there, and then we can do the boat
right here.
Room for one more?
Yeah.
But there's room for all of us.
All right, babe.
I'm going to let you know, though.
It's only like, it's like nothing.
That means, that means, fuck.
I'm going to let you know.
I'm going to let you know.
All right, brother.
I'm going to let you know.
Let's jump into two, bro.
I sketch it.
Safety, bro.
Why, do you see what happened yesterday?
I'm also going to turn this back into a tree.
Oh yeah, see that shit.
You're next five.
I don't want to tree.
Ball so hard this shit crazy.
Why you leaving, son?
Because.
Because.
Because.
Because, chat.
Yeah, we're in front, 2K running in front.
Yeah, we're in front, 2K running in front.
Yeah, we're in front.
Who's that?
Can we have room for Russell or no?
Yeah, we have one more spot.
Thank you.
There's, we get, I think we got two more spots actually.
One's his phone, two's one my phone.
Wait, Russell's phone's not working.
Hold on, sketch, I gotta go on mission,
I gotta go on mission, get Russell, I'll be back.
They see.
Yeah.
You might not fit.
Really?
Wait, yeah.
Just you trying to talk to you I didn't hear him chat um we can stay here if you
got if y'all want us to stay I'm not a stay for a little bit longer but sketch
said that we're gonna go to this place called pier 39 where there's like a
boat riding a magician in arcade and then after that we're going to um this
thing called the Madden Bull. Oh yeah probably. That makes sense actually yeah
because they're all sponsored right?
Wait, Chad, do I get to actually go on to Alcatraz?
Oh, shit.
Quiet on set.
Fuck.
It's right to the T.
Just give me a minute.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, where is Russell?
He's flirting with a dog.
Look at him.
Look at him, Chad.
We're leaving.
We're leaving.
Come on.
These fucking legs crossed to it up on a couch like a, like a baddie.
Yes, thai rassau.
Hey, Sarah, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Goodbye, Lucy. Nice to see you.
I will never see you again.
See you in LA.
Alright, try.
Wish me good luck.
Good luck, bro. I'm gonna be thinking about that fucking lineup.
Ha ha ha ha.
Let me see it.
Shay, you wanna know what's really bad is I feel a big fucking puddle of diarrhea just boiling on my stomach right now.
I feel like I should get shitting on a boat.
Oh my god, but can you get shitting on a boat or I just shitting in the ocean?
Eww dude, I'm eating.
Wait, do I get to actually go to the Alcatrazic Island?
What the fuck is that?
Fucking duck.
What is that?
It's a duck.
What is that?
It's a dog.
Where?
You don't hear it?
Where the fuck is it?
It's in that body of shit.
It's right there.
I don't see it.
It's not an ostrich me it could be
Ball so hard this shit crazy
Oh, can I feel a shit boiling up dude?
Like my stomach's a little bubbly and gassy right now. I really hope there's enough room for a Russell on this fucking car
Oh, yeah, it's a little fucking three-day walk
Diarrhea time I'm actually surprised I haven't gotten shitty yet
I'm here sketch
I was quick
Okay, fuck you ready. Yeah, okay, so it fits all of us wait
One, two, three, four.
We have, we have, Russell or Matt, who wants to sit next to us in the back?
Okay. Is it the back side?
Back, back. Okay. Well, he's already in the back.
Sketch, can you go in the middle?
Somebody will get carsick. I love that.
I get carsick.
You get carsick?
I do get carsick, yes. And I have a really bad diarrhea right now, and I have the flu.
No, it's called Diabetes, it's a difference.
Oh, it's not Diabetes, it's Diarrhea.
Diarrhea, that is.
Keep sitting there.
Okay.
Squeeze here.
You ain't less than me, after all.
I do.
I just want to be eating myself into a hole.
I had to, I had to, I had to be in just a lead on you.
Maybe we have a one in just for this one?
It's going to be interesting, uh...
What do you want to do?
Um, we got the flashbang. So what did you use this one?
What are you sipping on? What is that water? You want to try it? It's water. He's got a little skill. It's watch. Just try it. No
No, no, no, I can't do it for calories or you and for no cuz I'm sick
Thank you
No, I don't think we do it's any of the address
All right chest. Let me ask you a question. It's fishman's wharf has anybody in this chat before ever been
been on, um, has anybody in this chat before ever been on the Alcatrazic boat?
Yes or no?
It's not the Alcatrazic boat.
What is it?
It's a boat that takes you within seeing distance.
You can see everything.
Trust me, this is the best tourist attraction of all time.
Really?
As long as we don't get jacked or something, we're good.
Yes, it's fun.
We have, yo, NGG Flex, thanks for the five gifted.
Do you want me to show you?
You don't know, when we get in the car,
we do have a special segment that I like to do in the car.
Basically, everybody in the chat starts gifting subs.
So everybody, you guys are more than welcome
to start gifting me subs now, okay?
Pinned?
Wait, how does that method work?
T-Jef.
T-Jef said pull up tonight, Lacey.
To the man bowl, or the man thing, right?
Is that what he's talking about?
Wait, T-Jef, where?
I don't know what is it called? What's exactly what you know?
Mandel. That's where all the players are going to be and you can free roam and I have to play what once like drive down
but like you can go in there and there's be like every NFL player.
So you're telling me I'm gonna be there with a bunch of NFL players.
Yes, so there's gonna be a polar bear in the room.
Yeah, I talked to Sharif about Shaxe Party.
Was that leech or a re-communist surprise or something? Oh, no, I already said okay good
Madden Bull in Teddy Swings. What is Teddy Swings? Is that what G Jeff said? Yeah, I
Don't know what Teddy Swings is but man bull man bull is definitely at least worth
seven bar
Could you dude it was everyone
He gets NFL honors was last night to everyone's in town so they get them in
Oh shit, yeah, I mean owners, which is I Jeff I'm gonna be at the Madden Bull for sure
Um, I don't know what Teddy swims is though a country singer. Okay. Oh, I think he's performing
There's a pro usually a performer there. That's what I'm gonna put that
Should do our Sanders in the chat. Yo, Lacey perfect timing
That's not your door standards. What up?
That's not your door to the beach to come hang
I'm like, what?
Is that a shish-door?
No.
You're shish-door, Shaders.
He told me not to type in the chat, bro.
Should I be reading chat?
Is that how I become a better streamer?
That fake-ass message.
Did you, like...
Have you ever been shish-door?
No.
Did he say?
You eat him?
Shiloh was in there playing ping-pong.
I didn't eat Shiloh.
as his brother, his brother put their both dope
there's three of them
like chat what is his message?
what message?
that message someone faked being chador sanders in the chat
if they have chador sanders username it's probably worth a lot of money
no it was a fake one
don't fall for the fake stuff
I know
you don't understand your ground
I need this slip to hit on on uh on sunday
It is get a hit. I hope so listen you have goblins in there. I know everything you have it is like
500 or to minus 200 I know
You just gotta pray the Cooper Cup
Gets 15 yards. There you go. F L bit rate 30k for what?
How long is the drive Chad guess how long you guys think the drive is?
Tell them, uh, my favorite nation status in regards to that.
Wait, you guys can hear me right now?
Aw, shit, what if I ripped it?
What do you mean you ripped it?
You farted or you just talked about, like...
No, I thought I saw something else.
Oh!
Pawsert! Thank you for a Big Ten gifted in a chat!
Pawsert, thank you!
Let's keep getting some subs going a chat. We got five of ten maybe a little twenty next water in the ocean
Water in the ocean. This is like when I'm with stream with Jinxie and Jinxie gets a hundred gift it and you go
Oh my god. That's so awesome. He's gonna buy another
Civic for a family. Did you have a hundred thousand dollars and chains on your deck? That's because I cry
You know what I've been doing this week. What I?
Love prize picks. I love EA sports. I love Madden
I love Logitech, I love the NFL, I love Sonic, I love Happy Dad, I love, um, Boobies, um,
what else, Boobies?
Well that was a side, side quest.
Pin?
Hold on, I can't check pin, it's not working.
I'll check it for you.
I don't have service here.
I do have service.
You want to check it?
Wait, Chad, am I a brand risk?
You're not a brand res. I didn't have any sponsors
T Jeff said sketch. Aren't we supposed to go to the mall tomorrow for stream? Yes, T Jeff. Let's do it
What's how are you doing that?
Three o'clock three o'clock get a little drip down. Yeah, that's what we got to do. I can't wait for it. Yeah, I'm excited, bro
I'm excited. I'm really excited. You get a picture of a tenor? What's going on? You
have bad management? I don't have any management. Is that my problem? Yes, management is probably
if you don't do the brand stuff. Yeah, I don't have a manager. Wait, Chesh, should I get a
manager? Give me a ballpark where you make up brand deals. Well, like, what do you mean?
a month or a year? A year and then give me a figure size. Figure size. What does that
mean? Five, six, seven digits? A year? Yeah. A year off brand deals is probably... Can
you say what your last deal was? The one that's associated with... I don't know if this is
offensive
So can in a watered-down version where you don't have to say anything too much
What exactly happened with what with what phase breaking up was it was it because?
They asked for I thought it was because they asked for 20% of
y'all's twitch stuff, right?
Did the jolt address it on something that I should find out or I
I personally I cannot I'm not you can't say I legally cannot
Allegedly hypothetically speak on that the exact reasoning all
All you can you see it was a group decision or was it wasn't it was 100% a group decision?
I would if it came down to it. I would have bitten the bullet and
Done things I didn't want to do if it meant sticking with the group and that's everybody else wants to do
But it was definitely a group decision
Um, okay, well, but I mean I was just curious. No, you can answer a question. You're good
It's pretty much it's it's some of its public knowledge like there was an article that was written
Basically that said that phase was transitioning into something else
Like they were there basically was it does it involve?
Like a different group of people being invested in
I
Like I don't even I don't know what that even means to be honest. I'm trying to think what that means
Can you really click it was just like it was like
Now you're not me, you know, okay, um
Um
How'd you feel how'd you feel about the relationship like you?
Does it make you whatever happened make you not like this logo or like no?
I'll forever like phase it was because the thing the worst part is is it wasn't even phase that
Rune phase that makes sense. Yeah, it was see if the problem was with what how it was set up just in
In general from
Yeah, they started out and part of it is that yeah, but like it wasn't even like
Because at least for what it's been phase was us
It was just us like our group our people that were at the house every day
But then it just it went back to what happened and you know there was like a there was a corporate side
And it's just the corporate side took over
Yeah, and it just kind of fell apart.
And what's public knowledge is that, I mean, there was an article reading.
The public knowledge that is a publicly traded company, it had to be bought back.
And then there was a dollar sign assigned to that value.
And they had to find a way to recoup it.
I'm assuming that was through brand stuff, which turned it into old phase.
where it was all about brand stuff.
Is that kind of on?
Yeah, sort of.
I mean, brand deals, certain brand deals make sense,
and some don't.
Well, no, certain brand deals, the brand deals for phase
and the group stuff, I mean, other people have said it.
Most brand deals we didn't get.
Oh, it wouldn't even touch all.
like you would like to.
Same with like YouTube.
There's never a guarantee.
No, we never got YouTube.
And you had the, what do you say,
did you see the value in the production
versus like the, what they were making on it?
Because I have no idea.
Say if they get in, they get 100,000 views on a video
that's 30 minutes long, what's that?
Like $1,000.
But if you got like a fully paid for a production spot, yeah
I mean you see it as production value. Do you know I did the channel definitely made more money than what was spent?
I think
No
Not close. What's how dude? There's no way
You know you get to be hitting the millions of views to be doing that
But y'all were killing it and it I thought it helped y'all a lot with your definitely marketing
No, I definitely that's why I wouldn't y'all like the rating the the ideas behind it. Yeah, that's why that's why I was worth it like
For the YouTube was just like the like getting in the YouTube scene
Honestly, the one thing that I do wish is that we could fucking still have that channel. Do you wish that like?
Did you ever have anything on paper as far as?
YouTube in or anything is that like something you can't talk about. What do you mean?
Like say like phase is worth x amount in your phase like was there anything ever on paper that like y'all
Like like was solid, huh?
Which I do y'all know what he's saying. Did you over do over anything written on paper?
I said hey this YouTube channel is if you own X per minute you let own X percent of it
No, we didn't.
The side been like, you had to talk to Toby like, we didn't, we didn't, it wasn't ours.
So you never had anything on paper on it?
No.
Yeah, that's kind of what it was, questioning.
Because that, that's what matters.
No Chad, it's not, it's fine.
I know, these are general questions.
These are, these are, these are what I've seen, either through clips or like through
articles.
Yeah, no, like the, I mean there was an article that was published that like basically summed
everything up.
Chad you guys know an article I'm talking about it like came out when everything was going down about it like basically said everything that happened
Yeah, and it was from like
And you know who like worked at corporate phase
Like before like before no it was publicly treated
My manager Matt did you work there Matt? You worked at face? Yes
And then it was like right before like look and then right after yeah
Yeah, so like they went through the non-stop collabing,
the non-stop, like,
brand side of it.
Huh?
Yeah, I would think so.
Yeah.
What is it?
Yeah, that's definitely something you should be
breaking bread over.
Yeah.
But what would they say that can you say what that bunny was collocated to or was it just gonna be dumped back into the company?
Or is it was it mr. Recoup fucking beats me man?
You don't like talking about it or you know, I just I don't know we that was one like I just there's so many questions that so many
Especially when you don't have things on paper what?
What is it?
It just went up 10 minutes.
It went up 10 minutes.
It just said 32.
So where are we going?
Yes.
What's that?
It said 32 now it's 42 again.
That's because it's Super Bowl weekend and then stuff's going to be...
When we were on Monday, they had helicopters flying over the city of San Francisco looking for radioactive stuff.
What does that mean? Radioactors?
They're looking for bombs.
What?
Like they're like, dude, this is like one of the most high-profile things you can pick.
The amount of police and like extra stuff that they bring in for the Super Bowl is definitely another level.
Well Chad, we got a little bit of a car segment here.
Any questions you guys got in the chat?
What's your net worth my net worth I actually don't even know
Are you pregnant do I look pregnant? I think that one was for me because my stomach is poking out right now
Where are you going we're going to
Where are we going there's your men's worth to take a boat trip
You're gonna see the magic trick of the lifetime what magic trick does he do there's so many that like
We're about to drive an hour for him to fucking like tell me what's going to say
You
I
Was it
Universe
Wait, yeah, is it Oakland estate or am I tripping? I swear Oakland cuz like using others
Oakland Raiders
I know they're in Las Vegas, but I'm saying Oakland like I thought Oakland was its own state
Oh, dude, did you like that Steelers Miss Texans game? No, I did not like the game. That was awesome
No, it was not awesome. That game sucked. It was stupid and you guys got bailed out
Well, your quarterback probably shouldn't have done ayahuasca before that usually doesn't help me. What's that ayahuasca?
It's like a herbal medicine that makes you
either you see God or you fear fear for your life. I know this sounds fun. Yeah
that's why they you need to show them in apparently. But I've been recommended by
multiple celebrities to try and apparently if you reach a certain level
of schizophrenia you might you might need to rip it. The fuck?
said what's the strongest drug you've done LSD I'll never do it again you've
done it yeah is it LSD acid yes what it okay so what it what did it what did it
do okay have you ever done mushrooms no okay well then the pride that pride
doesn't help my other those are the two that I've done um imagine your brain has
a dial on it and someone just turns it up from 1 to 10 in terms of intensity and
then depends on like how strong it is. Like you don't see like I didn't see
stuff but stuff was like just if you looked at a carpet it looked crazy. You
looked at a flyer like it would just be moving different but there's a point of
peace but a lot of the things about psychedelics that people like get to
like or advocate for it or like use it as therapy is because when you're say
you take LSD in the last seven hours if you're losing I've been hours it
crazy if you're losing your mind you have to you can't stop it yet you can't
stop it so what you have to do is you have to accept the fact and you have
to resonate with the fact that no this is your current state you get it to
yourself and you have to like it's like a self-learning thing there's gotta be a
way you can like surely there's a way to stop it like maybe the only way the
only way to kind of stop it is annex and I don't do that but there's a way to
speed it up and that's you put lemon in it lemon you put lemon and shrooms it
actually eats it up like I'm not a drug guy guys listen I'm not a drug guy I just
a lot you should do salvia on stream what is salvia um it's it's i don't know i
think it's saliva so maybe they want us to swap a spit but uh i'll tell you what
you want to know what's crazy you want to know um did you know that you can smoke cat cat piss
cat piss smoke you can roll out a joint or a cigarette and cat piss and smoke it and it's a form
psychedelic never done that if you can literally just do it and people also will
let cats like pee their face and it's called cheap it's called cheese it's
called cheesing it's disgusting it's not it's not like I'm doing this is just
thing you clearly have smoked cat piss before no I watched South Park and that's
what I learned what cheesing was wait so all right fuck it yeah I'm gonna do
Salvia on stream then I'm gonna do it
It's salvia or is it sativa?
Why are they saying GG chat might have to say it but like you're gonna be fucked up like have you ever seen anybody like smoke salvia
Like this video is a bit of a shit. You look it up. No, dude. Yeah, people just look
Is it is this love dumb and shit
Is it like a kick stream type of drug
Salvia
Do try salvia and has an insane panic attack. Oh, here's Joe Rogan talking about it. I say you say you're a sub
I made friends, I had a girlfriend, a wife, I'm not sure, I had a life down there, a life in about 8 minutes, and then I started coming back and then all I did was say, fine, you're talking to me now, and then I couldn't breathe the air, so I'm making some water, just for breathing and drinking, becoming back, so difficult.
You felt like you were under the sea.
I was in a dream.
I was dreaming of water.
What the fuck?
What do you mean it's very intense?
Did you shoot Matt?
No, I never personally.
If you smoke Salvia, you can be stuck in another life for 10 years.
That's kind of what...
Yeah, but imagine your brain you're gone for 10 years.
That would not be sick.
Don't be sick.
It's scary.
That's a long time.
So he had sex with a fish?
No.
I think that was a different, that might have been a different...
He pitches for the daughters now.
What's his name?
It's over in five minutes.
Yeah, but it's not actually five minutes for you because in your own brain it's ten years, dumbass.
That's going to be the same thing as DMG then.
Which mean you should never do I mean, I've never I've never done any drugs
We'd count I've smoked weed
You never done terms before no
Never done I'm scared of psychedelics. So I've done I've done a little bit of shrooms and wait. What is shrimps feeling?
I've always wondered okay
I'm always with the right amount if you're floating in warm water and the waves are crashing on you
It's the best time in life. Wait, what do you mean?
What do you take shrooms in the hot tub?
No, I take them and just float in gallops in Texas,
which is the grossest water on earth,
but it's warm and the waves,
like you just, you don't,
like sometimes your hands get sweaty or whatever,
and you get like this feeling of like just like nervousness,
but when you can like let it be,
I've had multiple people tell me to try shrooms in Iowa.
Yeah, we're ahead if I tried shrooms for the first time on stream, you don't you do not want to do that
Do not do that
You will meet God
No, I mean fuck you I'm gonna smoke salvia didn't neon do that and freak out. I don't know neon did that kind of trip down
He did it with the biggie is Elia
Listen, I'm a micro doser in terms of when I did shrooms, like I've gotten to put my toes in the water, but I've never built fully in and I don't want to.
Wait, you feel like you're melting?
That is more like, like, OST is like the non natural version of shrooms.
So Matt like shrooms is more peaceful LSD is more intense
But they're the same kind of trip and I think you know bad that I kind of want to do that salvia
I think it'd be cool to get a new life for like six months and then come back
You might come back a different person
That's kind of sick
forever
You need to be someone else besides Lacey right now well no
But I'm saying like what if what if I went and I was like
Living as a mermaid for like six months like that one guy under the sea had a whole life like that
You want a new girlfriend? No, I'm just saying no girlfriend
No, I'm just saying I'd be cool to just experience a new life for six months a new life or new life
You like your life. Yeah
There's always more life
You can turn into a lamp or a doorknob wait what see you don't want to do it
I'm calling you I can be stuck as a doorknob for six months. You know how boring I would be no
What do you think was is worth scary? I?
Rather be a fish than a doorknob, you know scary I'd be because it's a doorknob for six months
Imagine you're a doorknob for six months
There's no way of getting out of that situation. Yeah, I know what would you do? I?
Feel crazy the time warp is
Do you know what time is?
Oh my god, you just go on.
Yeah.
Am I boring you?
No.
I'm just a little sick.
Do you know...
What?
The Super Bowl's in two days.
Yeah.
What about it?
If I died before the Super Bowl...
Why would you die?
I'm gonna be Mr. Hoop.
Or you mean...
Mr. Mystery Hoop one.
I'll get the ticket back.
No.
I don't wear it.
I can't get you sick.
stages past that's how it works
there's gonna be something in there just on this boat trust me
watch it ouch
oh my gosh wait Chad do y'all remember that well me where were we were we in
Texas when we were somewhere sketch was talking about the seven wonders of the
world for like an hour there's different there's different ones there's seven
modern ones there's seven ancient ones seven natural ones natural give you an
example natural Grand Canyon modern Golden State Bridge we're about to see it
ancient would be stuff that doesn't exist anymore which is like the the
gardens of Babylon so there's different versions of the seven wonders of the
But like a modern one also I think would be like Mount Everest natural yeah
and he's on it again. You don't like history. I don't even know what you're
talking about. There's seven wonders of the world. There's only seven so it means
the seven greatest things like seven greatest feats whether it's natural of
of ancient humankind or modern humankind the golden gate bridge they built the
largest bridge in the world like in the 40s or something and it's considered one
of the one of seven of the greatest modern wonders of the world okay and
you want to know any for a wonder of the world um my dick I knew exactly what
you're gonna say and that's not a wonder of the world that's uh that's a that's a
Where's Waldo's situation there?
More, more, more, more hair than, tell you what.
Or, where's, where's Willie?
The Great Wall of China's a wonder of the world?
That's an ancient one.
Or no, that's a, is that ancient or modern?
Chapai knows.
You're too predictable, Lacey, no I'm not.
Like the pyramids?
Little water a wonder of the world then?
Niagara Falls.
You know it's crazy? All water connects.
No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. Not lakes. Yes, they do.
You want to have something crazy?
There's water lakes in Texas and only two of them are natural.
Lakes are more manmade. But guess what?
Even the lakes? Think about this, Chad.
I know y'all are saying I'm a sped, but let's think about this.
What's, what do you think? You think you have a lake here, right?
It goes down. Watch out, watch out before you turn into it.
you don't want to end up in the Avengers 3
What?
What's up up?
I don't get it
Just don't straighten out your elbow
Huh?
Just don't straighten out your elbow
Okay?
Like this?
Yeah
Okay, so imagine you have a lake right here, okay?
I don't get it
Why are you guys sobbing?
Just don't play itty cony in here
You not have Twitter oh
Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Okay, so
How is this bad? Oh
That is just restarting. Okay. How's this just don't imagine you have a lake imagine you have a lake. Yes
Okay
Everything under the lake water down down down down down it goes under and connects to a bigger body of water
That's not true, but there are aquifers
Might under ground water is just an aquifer
Not all water connects all water connects all bodies of water connect throughout the world
Not all bodies of water because most lakes are just dammed up rivers
They do have a...
You wanna do an underwater cave diving shrimp?
No, exactly.
You don't have to putt it's scary to see.
It's not fun at all.
We're actually on one of the biggest bridges in California right now.
Wait, what bridge is this?
Go on Gay Bridge?
No, we're gonna see that one.
What bridge is this, huh?
This is, uh, Bay Bridge.
Bay Bridge.
The bay is the bridge.
It's the one from where we passed Angel Island, I think.
How do you know so much geographical continents because they're a lot smarter than people can be credit for?
Ask me some to ask me a general question
Keep that chat. Ask a random geographical question that that I can ask sketch
Could be something like
How many countries are there? Everybody knows that bro 228 or something
or 278? No. 13. What do you think about colonies? Continents of seven. Or there's eight.
North America, Asia, North America, South America, Australia.
Um...
What else am I missing?
Is it Europe?
Yeah, Europe.
Then, that's the town.
Ugh!
Johnny again! God damn it!
No one likes history here!
Okay, how many...
This is really a history tour!
Tour we're going to see Alcatraz the Golden Gate Bridge and we're going on a history tour
Bro, how many oceans are there?
Wait, okay, there's the other six. There's the Atlantic Ocean the Pacific Ocean the
Asian the Asia Ocean
The Oceana Ocean
For
There's oceans and seas
I'll give you one, then we can answer this one, okay?
What ocean, or what sea has the highest amount of sodium in it?
Sea don't have sodium, sodium is salt.
Every ocean in sea has a lot of salt in it.
Okay.
The ocean that has the most sodium is the Dead Sea.
told you I know a lot about go ahead ask me any question I know a lot about stuff
to okay name one seven wonder the world natural besides the Grand Canyon in
Mount Everest one natural you said yes that's a grand thing about the most
spectacular things you could see on earth that are natural
The Astrodome is the 8th Water World and it no longer exists, but that person is an asshole.
Do you know what the Astrodome is?
No.
Wait, I've been in Niagara Falls.
That's one of them.
Yeah.
What's the Astrodome?
The Astrodome, they consider the 8th Water World because they built a dome for the first time,
and then what happened was the guy that used to own the Houston Oilers pretty much said,
Houston taxpayers give us more money or in a leave and we gave them two hundred
million dollars and said um we're actually just gonna leave anyway so we
upgraded the Astrodome he left took everything from Houston and then that's
when the Texans were created 30 years later that's why Houston does not really
like Tennessee they stole history sold taxpayer money and then some let me tell
Let me give you a little history lesson about Erie, Pennsylvania, how it came to be so I think it went there for a conjuring video
Maybe yeah, that was just Pennsylvania. I'm talking about Erie, Pennsylvania
So basically the way Erie, Pennsylvania came to be was there were two gangs
two mobs
One was called the ER and another was called the IE
And they were it was this before it was even an actual place. Were you there too? No, I wasn't alive yet
Okay, it was the ER and then there was the IE and they were basically fighting over the land and going back and forth
And there was a guy named the great Thomas
the great Thomas Petrol III and he
was like the leader of the ERs and
they were fighting over the land and
He ended up killing 37 of the IE's in this in this battle
And because he took over the land he stood up and he said we might as well come together as one
Enough people have died. Let's claim the land together and name it eerie
E.R. IE
And he did that and that's how I did it because that sounded like a very similar war having right after the revolution
What war I don't know. I
Didn't know if you know about your nurses or if you're
How did you just come up with the most fake story possible?
Is that fake?
No, that's not fake!
You've gotta be shitting me!
It was the E.R. versus the I.E. and then it became Eerie.
That's how Eerie came to be about.
It's called the Eight-One-Fo.
The Eight-One-Fo?
Yes, that's the name of Eerie, Eight-One-Fo.
So how about our shoddies?
Are you in love?
Huh?
Are you in love?
What do you mean?
With you?
Darla!
Darla!
Darla!
Darla!
Darla!
Darla!
Darla!
Darla!
Oh, yeah
Kim's on she's it. I like Donald. Thank you. Yeah, no, she's great. She's the best guys. Thank you
You deserve to be happy Lacey
You deserve to be happy sketch
That's why me and you should both
Just break up with our girlfriends
Sir own family me and you just start
Yeah, what would you rather have two dads or a mom and dad?
or two moms that's underrated one one mom in one hot step mom one mom and one
hot step mom how is it a step mom how is it a house that a step mom to the mom
to the mom I don't know how it works but or a mother-in-law would it be mother
mother-in-law. You want a hot mother-in-law? Yeah, why not? Is that possible with the
parent situation? Oh no, I was just saying. I always said though, and this is a
fact that everybody in chat, I put this on every person in chat's life, you guys
can relate to this. If you were a teenager and your dad came home with
Like a stepmom milf and she tried to sleep in your bed one night
Want everything I love you guys are cracking that?
beat you
No, not no
Yes, no
We would not gonna lie exactly
Or if your dad started dating a girl and then she just had a hot daughter.
Okay, now they're me tooing us.
Guys, me too has a double meaning.
Don't say I.
I, I, captain.
We'll sketch, hold up.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
I
You yawning if you go on one more time
I'm gonna find a way to shock you
shock me
Like with like a taser. That's exactly what I was gonna look for are you got to understand?
You don't think you don't think I can buy a taser with a two-mile. We understand. I'm sick and I have a torn ACL
And he still got invited to the charity match and I have no clue what the deal
town is. Sometimes they don't want heroes back. Wait you didn't get invited this year?
It's invitation was it a groupie? What do you mean? Is it a groupie or is it like an individual invitation?
Oh I just found out I got invited on stream the other day. Maybe maybe you got invited they just didn't tell you yet.
Maybe my live notifications don't go out because we're sitting at a cool 500 viewers right now.
So what I got invited so anti-con you got invited to the charity match no anti-con you got invited to
Double a meeting and you should attend it
No, it's I con he lives in a hot. I'll be there. He lives in a hut
He really does yeah, it's I come lives in a hut in Africa
That is sick. I know and he's my mom
So he's what time is it for you then?
It's a con what time is it for you, bro?
How many emotes you had going how do you do that? What do you have so many modes?
They just type random emotes
Looks so sad. He said I have a house. Oh, apparently he has a house in Africa
Have cuz very general you know that right yeah, I don't know where he lives it's like on where in Africa do you live?
You just took that like it was a state
You took that like it was a city, like I should know exactly where this guy's from.
He could be in the deserts of Egypt, or...
In the Sahara Desert, that same thing, but...
Well, you don't have Emote Sketch?
I don't know how to do that shit, but...
So you don't have, like, a... you don't have a son?
This... I'm a new streamer.
Wait, don't you have a challenge where you have to stream every day this year to win $100,000?
I had that challenge.
No way you lost.
I got sick just like you and you took a break. We had the same sickness.
Yeah, but if I had $100,000 on the line, I still would have went live for at least an hour.
Oh, really? Really sugar papa.
He failed, son.
How do they know that?
So, Jinxie offered you $100,000.
beg for it from him and all you had to do is stream every day this year for an
hour and you lost listen there's things like the soup the Super Bowl
bro you know I haven't missed a day this year right yes you have besides me
getting sick yesterday exactly that's why excuse and that's why I'd like to buy
that was my eye you can ask my shout out I literally have not missed a single day
stream this year. Lacey's chat is as he missed the last three days or what? Where has he been?
Cutie Icy Queen, thank you for the five gifted. Cutie, water in the ocean, he's gonna spin that
on, what do you call it? He's gonna spin that on one drink on his next first flight to uh,
um, where are you going next? He just came back from, from Qatar. I just came back from Qatar.
Apparently taking blood money
I got from Qatar I'm going to
Where am I going next in San Francisco now that I'm going to London I think
What for the Simon charity match
Well, I thought you better leak something else. No, I'm going to London for the Simon charity match
You don't have to take any suspicious seven-day breaks from streaming
No
Wait, you're a sec. Yeah, we're like two days. Two days. Yeah
Hopefully I'll get the flu again though. Hmm. That was suck y'all
See you're inside for a couple days
I was in my hotel room for two days yet
I
Y'all saying sus
Yeah, how would I do that two days? How would I do that in two days? Yeah?
I wouldn't leak anything to you, but I just like to do reverse math
If I knew oh should our standards is back in a chat perfect timing yo sketch we on Madden tonight. I
Think we are
I think we are you wouldn't you wouldn't meet after I'll tell you the man things we say
No, I'm excited. I'm actually you look so you look so mad excited
I'm sick
Four yawns in a and two farts into this who are I and you're doing great
I'm tired and I got a broken finger. I can't even straighten out. I'm going to London
I'm actually going to London a lot in the next couple months
Wait, can you all tell me, chat really quick, if this is broken, torn, dislocated, or what do you call it, jammed?
What do you think? Can you, can you move it? Just feel how tight this is.
I'm not moving it. It looks like it's like sprained or something.
I can't move it past this.
Yeah, it's black and blue, Sketch.
I know, I don't know what that means for the math of the equation.
It means that your fucking finger needs to just rest.
How am I gonna rest it?
I don't know.
Definitely broken.
You think so?
You need a splint.
What the fuck is that splinter I'm gonna do for me?
A splinter?
I'm gonna get a wood, we're gonna roll a backwood.
Maybe we get a cool captain we spark up captain. What I don't know it could be hit or miss
So what you say like
They have different captains
They have different captains the first one was a rather interesting fellow. I
Think he fought in World War two
And he loved streamers World War two was in the 1800s. No, it was 1945
Nobody from World War two would be alive still yes there's still people from
World War one you know why World War two
what about it
fun fact did you know Henry Ford was like the highest ranking non Nazi member
Who is Henry Ford?
Um, you ever heard of Ford, like cars?
Uh, oh yeah, like a Ford truck?
Yes.
You're really dumb?
How am I really dumb?
Oh my god, I just got to say, someone said do not speak dumb.
Do we have a Ford sponsorship?
Yo thanks for the sub, let's go Lacey.
You inspire me so much.
Keep doing what you're doing, man.
And making people happy every day.
Inspiration to all models across the world to keep doing what they do to look like you. Thank you
I know the body positivity nowadays is just through the roof
Why
Just to keep doing that that's like rainwater
I'm trying to stay calm and composed because I have a I really gotta get shitty right now
And I'm really trying to stay calm and I'm trying to stay composed and I'm trying to act like like everything's okay
But my stomach is really upset right now and everything's not okay
You good
What your son pursue
You so you son
I might y'all I feel bad for everybody in this car. So I'm about to let one out
Don't if you do I have a car
I have a garlic parmesan wingstop part that I can let rip in it and it will actually hurt
everyone in this car
Bro, wait, is that a crazy y'all right there?
What type of boat is that?
Last thing you should be worried about Lacey. You have a hundred ninety K on the line on Sunday. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. That's insane
Listen, you know what's insane?
What?
What's insane to catch?
The fact that we can fly around the world with just two flights?
What?
You know who Amelia Arahart is?
She didn't do it.
Didn't do what?
She didn't fly around the world.
She crashed.
Well, some say she landed, some say she crashed, but she didn't land, she landed in the water and crashed the plane.
You think she landed in the water? I'm pretty sure they found her bones on a random island.
That is a pretty risky trick to pull, I'll be honest.
Did she just use an accomplice or something? Or like, I don't know, honestly, I think it might have happened in a sestah and just like...
Did you hear the news that broke recently?
That fucking fraud Helen Keller was proved to be scamming everybody. She's faked being blind. She's faked being deaf
So she can make money off people. She's a fraud
That's like the most OG OG scammer you can probably get
It's fucked up
It's that fucked up. I'm not chilling chat. She's a fraud. No, she kept it player
No, she's a scammer.
Imagine writing a book with no sight.
How do you describe it?
She didn't do that, though. She didn't do that.
Was it a biography or what was it? What did she write?
Is that a children's book?
I don't know what it was, but it's some fucking bullshit because she's a scammer and she scammed everybody.
Well, you know Dr. Seuss used to be his wife, so everyone that writes books is not the best person in the world.
It's so funny, Drew.
What?
You didn't know Dr. Seuss beat his wife?
You wouldn't know how I found that out?
Dr. Seuss?
Someone said it.
Dr. Seuss beat his wife.
It's true.
You wouldn't know how I found that out?
Someone asked me, like, in a random interview, they go, you know, three celebrities have
dinner with dead or alive.
I was like, mmm, LeBron James, JJ Watt, and Dr. Seuss.
And they're like, Dr. Seuss beat his wife.
wife and I was like the guy that rode cat in the hat they're like yes that guy I
didn't even know that's your what are they saying Chad is that true I didn't
even know Dr. Seuss was a real person I thought he was fake he's not a real
doctor but he's a real person Dr. Seuss not to do with that he's what to do with
the big hat that's the cat in the hat but there's probably a reason he went by
an alias now I'm thinking about it Dr. Seuss I didn't know Dr. Seuss was a real
person I thought he was the dude in the book. Dr. Seuss sat on a wall. Dr. Seuss
had a great fall. No that's that's what he called him. Hamlet.
Do you know read books? You don't read books in your spare time? No I read this one book
back in the day but my chat doesn't know like I've been trying to figure out
what it's called forever. Maybe you'll know. It's about a girl and her mom starts dating
this guy and the guy has sex with her and gets her pregnant. I think her name was Grace.
So a girl has sex with a guy and there's a book about her kind of thing?
No, no, it was her stepdad.
It was her stepdad.
Oh!
Her stepdad had sex, her stepdad sexually assaulted her.
And then she got-
Probably called it in, um, what did he call it?
Incest?
Did he book about incest or something?
Uh, I don't know what it's called.
Ron leaked your car, it's fine.
It got leaked like three times.
I leaked your car?
My car.
What, you got a new car?
No, I just got it wrapped in a different color.
You're just a rich asshole on this.
No, no, no.
Well, I had it sat in black.
Here, put the chains on so I don't look like a douchey cow.
I can wear a chain?
As long as you don't get it snatched.
Oh, no, it's OK then.
Is that where your sweater is?
Do I don't get it snatched?
That's also why we're taking a boat.
So we don't get robbed?
Listen, I've got told by someone that said,
you can get shot like Ricky wearing that shit out here.
And now I said, yeah, I don't get that.
So if you have told me that San Francisco is dangerous,
is it?
It is.
Yeah, is San Francisco dangerous?
Yes.
Yeah, it's 100%.
And I didn't know what that reference was,
because there's two references to Ricky getting shot.
Ricky from Boys in the Hood got shot in a hallway.
Got it?
Actually, I killed him.
And Ricky Perissol for the San Francisco 49ers got shot.
First watch he got shot here. Yes, you got shot. He's a fucking football player
Broad daylight for a Rolex
And you're wearing this is not a lot this is fake
Yeah
It's about what dances
You know, honestly, that's why I like this shirt. That's why I have like I literally have like three black t-shirts that I wear
I wasn't trying to offend you. I pre-packed before I knew you're gonna be here
No, you don't have any I promise
I just thought I thought San Francisco. Are you rubbing my leg, huh?
My hands are over here how about rubbing your leg trust me I wouldn't if I was rubbing your leg
I would already been mowing at the cock um
Um
We've been here for about an hour, so I definitely would
Yeah, this place seems a little dangerous sketch. This is not dangerous
I will tell you guys one thing chat over that hour a car ride
I don't think you guys had to deal with longer than 15 seconds of silence not even 10 seconds of silence from us
That's good. And you still don't know the seven wonders in the world
You toss it
Can I run out on your screen? What do you mean?
Just like give a shout out to a brand that I'm supposed to sure
Alright shout out Coca-Cola. I know we signed it. We almost signed a deal. You're signed to Coca-Cola
No, we never had a shot of them
Especially after what happened. Chad. Do I should I get a manager? Yes, you need a manager. Yeah, but I it's like hard to
No, I can set you up
And not in a weird way, people I trust, you may be
cancel whenever, and then you just need someone
to vouch for you.
You need a middleman.
The thing is, for me to have a manager,
it has to be someone that.
You went on stream into one of the best brands and said,
I'm here to network.
And you left after 15 seconds, and we talked to Drew Ski,
and you really only cared that Ray and Toto were there.
Cap, I love prize picks.
That's how you do it.
i love prize picks so much
who else do you love?
just prize picks
you got no other deals?
uh...
okay lacy you need a manager
i'll do it at this point
i love young l.a.
uh...
holy shit you're a freaking ambassador not just a sponsor
god damn
i love
i love
pack draw
uh... i love
pack draw?
i love
what is that like something where you
So you're selling bullshit to kids at this point. What's kind of that nuts? It's uh, it's like it's like CS go
It's like a it's a
Cases like real-life items. It's actually so fun. Yeah, we're here and if you have to pee I don't have to pee
I have a diarrhea coming
Yes
You are not that big to need a manager yet?
Wait is that true?
Yeah but a manager is different.
I used to have lopie.
I got up in the lopie.
That's what I called to try to get.
Yeah, not.
I got up in the lopie.
I got up in the lopie.
I got up in the lopie.
Get up in the Lope. That's what I called to try to get yeah, not Lope Lope. He
He was like a junior talent manager in phase. Well, this place is kind of cool
But if you only rub the bathroom first, then I'll show you around see all the jerseys, you know, we're in the tourist trap
Well, we got some Seahawks fans
Of course
You guys say Seahawks are winning this weekend?
We do, yeah, definitely.
Nice to meet you, man.
How's it going?
Nice to meet you all.
Can I get a picture of you, please?
Yeah, of course, bro.
Hey, you want me to tell you who's gonna win?
Oh, you think Patriots are gonna win?
Hell yes, he's a ticket holder.
Why do you think Patriots are gonna win?
Because Sam Darnold's a head case.
Really?
And he's gonna crack under the pressure.
That's why.
Okay, but what about the people who say
Drake May's a system quarterback?
They call him Drake the Schedule May.
He's no system quarterback.
He plays for Josh McDaniels.
Josh McDaniels is the offensive offensive coordinator in ENFL and Drake May is an athlete.
Sam Darlow is a chump.
He was a chump in New York.
What about J.S. Henlo?
Wide receiver.
We got Gonzalez.
Gonzalez is going to shut him down.
Okay, fair enough.
Darlow was a chump in New York.
Darlow was a chump in North Carolina.
He's a chump in Minnesota and he's a chump here.
Go Pat's.
Okay.
Get a picture of me.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you bro.
Best would be hilarious.
Of course would be hilarious.
Nice to meet you man.
That's what I raise baited, don't you think?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
It would be so funny.
Nice to meet you bro.
Where's the guest show?
He called him a jump.
Ray calling?
No one's calling me, Chad, I don't know if they have the wrong, no one's calling me.
Um, how your griff to manage you?
Nah, griff, griff, uh, is with Ron and Jason.
See, okay, for me, Chad, if I was to get a manager, they would have to check off three
boxes.
Number one, I wouldn't want them to manage a bunch of other people because I would want
to be like the main focus.
Number two, I would want it to be someone that not only is good in business, but also
that I enjoy spending time with because they would come with me to all the events, all
my trips.
And number three, I want them to be like in the sports world.
I'm super, I'm super particular with who I like let in my circle, if that makes sense,
especially when it comes to business.
Like,
I've never had a manager before, ever.
They're saying clean the lens.
Drew, the bathroom's right here.
Good to take a nap.
You know, the lander's also lazy.
You know, it's like 20 to 30 minutes
and you have to leave that for a nap.
You know, it's, you know.
Yeah, of course.
Good job, brother.
I
Think someone can
Is that a chrome hearts phone case yep, oh
I see her quick. Oh, this is top. I really made chrome hearts phone keys. I bought it off the tiktok shop
Hey, it was like five bucks. See me tonight. That's tough, bro. Hey, that's my son. Oh, that's great
Yeah, first time. What is it of doing this area?
It's good. What are you trying to do? Anything at all?
She's in her strip club around here?
I love my strip clubs.
I just worked up here and I was like, I want to go to that.
Yeah, we're out here. We're out here just chilling, vibing, seeing the city.
Great to meet you, man.
I appreciate you.
That's creepy that's creepy
Is that not creepy Wow so thoughtful of you to do that Lacey I didn't do it but look D
B plus N with the heart.
What was that?
I don't know, people just put their names on here, look.
H plus B, D plus B, Cisco and Marissa.
They've been, Cisco and Marissa have been dating
since October 1st, 2011.
Cisco, I hope Marissa didn't cheat on you.
I mean, they've been dating it for 15 years, so.
All right, Lizzie, I said this right.
Oh, I have these.
Oh, you're gonna beat the house.
Just talk to him while he's talking.
He's watching.
Oh, so now it's, oh, fuck.
Now we gotta, I haven't had this many people
watching me in a long time.
What's that, what's that that mean?
Dude, we saw you last night.
Yes, sir.
Sure.
Me or?
The whole crew.
The whole crew?
Do you guys know where the band was?
The band?
It's funny, that's what I'm saying.
No sir, no, no, no, no.
One group, one group.
Half one, though.
You guys are much better than we were anyway.
Thank you.
We were here two days ago.
We did the fisherman's wharf kind of tour.
I'll bring it back home to my buddy's at that stream.
Put him on your, with the hubris.
Oh, he loves you.
Come on down.
I worked for Playboy, but it's a male version.
Oh, hey, what's up guys?
Yeah, that way.
That's up.
How are you guys?
You guys do too.
Hey, man, you gotta pay me on a madden, bro.
I'm down, bro.
Let's do it.
Hey, I'll do it.
Nice to meet you, Todd.
Yeah, the play is...
Yeah, if I'm on the back, that'd be weird, you know?
Yeah.
So, this is how it works.
I was part of it.
So, if not, we can...
At least he's gonna have to come down this way.
I'll go down here real quick.
I can't tell. I'm blind. You want to tell me if you're both me and Lacey?
Yeah, of course
Awesome nice to meet you guys man
Yeah, I got a shit my brain
Wait, Captain Dan, are you sure you're okay?
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, congrats on getting a party, man.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate you.
You guys got pooped.
No, just kidding.
I had the worst diarrhea and I feel my guts bubbling.
This is the boat we're going on.
We're going on this boat?
It's sick.
Captain Dan's awesome.
What's his name?
I call him Captain Dan like the one to Tom Hanks because he acts just like him.
I don't even know if I've ever seen it, so.
You force-gun?
Wait, I feel like bubble guts.
The sick in a boat is not a good mixture together.
No, this is smooth.
This is smooth.
Trust me, we'll go up here and see what they say.
Okay.
Take magnesium.
Buddy, isn't that a fucking polymester on the polychorus?
I'm doing it.
I will put you to sleep.
Ooh, mini donuts.
Oh.
Dude, this place is late.
I just said not till five o'clock.
What time is it?
Not till five o'clock?
We have an hour.
What's up, man?
Dude, I heard, okay, chat, chat.
You guys have to give me one little cheat day because I was told that San Francisco
is known for their mini donuts.
It's a fish sandwich.
It's so good.
Fish sandwich?
Listen, I'm going to show you something.
It's insane.
What?
Let me see magic.
Watch.
I told you.
This guy's not bullshit.
Sketch?
Sketch has a guy that does magic tricks.
He just does magic tricks, he lives here.
He knows that.
Dude, just get fat again, holy shit.
I can't.
I know, few places cut the...
Just a bunch of haters, bro.
Because you know what?
I'll take you, bitch.
And I'll take your mother.
And I'll fuck your mother.
You know what's added?
What?
You know why pigeons live in the street?
Why, pigeons live in the street?
Yeah, they like...
I do know why, actually.
Why?
Because the street's the only place where they feel safe.
No, because we train them to communicate with us,
and then we left them out to drive.
That's why I don't know what to do.
Hey, how's it going?
Oh!
It's on you.
It's a magic shop!
Hello, man!
How's it going?
Good sir!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Nice to meet you.
What's that behind your ear?
It's a quarter.
Oh wow, it's a card.
A pre-hand.
I put the card in your hand, nothing above, nothing below.
If I roll like this,
and just like so, the card will float.
And if you practice,
you give the card a spin and it flies from hand to hand.
A reverse spin.
You can't make a float on its own.
Just like so, if we send it away,
it's gone.
One, two, three.
And the card floats back.
Break all blue, which one should we use?
Blue.
Blue.
Or J.C.
Go.
Call the cards here.
Name any player card, the first card that comes to your mind.
I will say Ace of Diamonds.
Ace of Diamonds, your favorite card, just random.
I just love the Ace.
Ace of Diamonds, I want you to use your psychic power or imagine the Ace would leave the pack.
Look at it for a moment, Ace of Diamonds.
Yes, sir.
It turns upside down, you see the back is blue, I could see the Ace of Diamonds, it's
a good card and it go back in and just like so free open the cards and we find
all the cards is facing up but there's one card only one card turns upside down
this one right here yeah look at it
Ace off diamonds we want to learn magic in 30 minutes
If you give us more magic tricks, it tells you how.
This is your Sackic Dick. It's a trick dick where you learn all the magic.
Talked by Joshua J. himself through our website, vanishingincmagic.com.
I've seen that one a couple of times. I actually have this one already.
You have this one already?
Give me something. Give me something. What's another magic trick?
Another magic trick. This is a cool trick. Are you familiar with cartoon?
With cartoons? Yes, sir. SpongeBob?
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob. Now this is something else. It is with cards. We have a card.
Now you can show all 52 cards plus the draw cards.
All 52 plus 3 draw cards. All 55. On the back, sir.
You would see something different. You would see a drawing.
You would see a curtain and a hat. Who do you think inside the hat?
Dr. Seuss.
No. It's a bunny.
Because I get no one.
So I draw the bunny.
Should we use a red card or a black one?
What do you think?
Black.
Black Spades or Black Clubs?
Clubs, how many?
How many?
Which value?
Which club?
Seven.
Seven? Is it your favorite? Seven of clubs.
Now change your mind.
I'm going to change my mind.
I'm going to go four.
Four of clubs, are you sure?
Yes.
You want the four of clubs? He doesn't want the four of clubs.
The nine, the eight, the six, he wants the four of clubs.
Watch, buddy.
You change your mind to the four of clubs randomly.
On the back I have the two in show.
When I dribble the cards, as you see the bunny comes out of the hat.
Yeah, and he said he says hi welcome to magic
It is back and he bought the hanky behind him had a prediction. He knew you would pick the
for
Clubs
Wait, so last one again
I'm so for work. Let's yeah, I'm still okay
And will you pick a different color?
Wow!
For a different color?
Yeah, a different card.
For a different card?
Seven diamonds.
Seven diamonds?
Are you sure?
Seven diamonds.
I'm a hundred percent sure.
Seven off diamonds.
It's right there.
Seven off diamonds.
I'll put the cards here so you can look at it.
Seven off diamonds.
I'll put the two hearts, or the nine, or the eight, or any card you want.
on the 7th of diamonds you change it we'll try again now we do this we
drop all the cars again and the bunny comes out of the hot he says hi welcome
he reached back in he put now he's doing some richer he looked for the new
car which is the 7th of diamonds he finds it he's in me that he finds it and we go
like this and now the new card is the seven
huh this is cartoon as show and pen until I full us okay full them I will buy I will
buy everyone that you can show us because we're trying to learn magic we have to learn
what is it about thing how do I do we'll do it on the drive how can we learn you
you could learn that one you could learn one easily the one easy one would be the spirit
light because you open your hand and you show nothing right but once you go like this you
create an illusion where the light appears in your hand nothing on the thumb nothing on the
fingers you just got the lights because the light when it comes back you catch it just
This thing is pretty fine back together, that's where the edge can get it.
Got it.
That's important.
And I think, it's there.
That's easy swat.
What's the hardest one?
The hardest one, something would go back from there, it's official note, but since you're not doing that much magic,
I would stick with the easier ones if you want to.
What's the best magic trick there?
This magic trick, the spirit lights, the psychic deck, or you could do a card too, uh, a wonder deck.
A wonder deck?
A wonder deck.
Yeah, it's a wonder deck.
Stop me anywhere you want.
Stop.
See the card.
Look at it, memorize it so that everyone can now show me.
Place your face down on top of the pile.
Where at, please, down on top?
On top of the pile.
And remember, the card is easy to remember, but here, go like this.
if you drop all the cards on top and you square them just like so, magic happens and this move one card shoots all the way to the top
was your card a red one?
diamonds
yeah it was
they will try again here with the cards
I'm gonna trust you if it's not sliding in
if it's not sliding in
You're going to pick any card you want, free choice, take any card you want, the top one, look at it.
If you take the cards here, I'll put the cards here.
Was that on purpose?
I don't know, you just pick the card. I'll use this, I'll use a different one.
I'll use the Joker, not the Joker. We'll use what card? We'll use the two of hearts.
Two of hearts. Will you please put your hand on top?
So don't let anyone reach that to a horse no matter what happens because the moment you're going to see a magic
You're gonna see the Edith diamonds. That wasn't too hard for sure you guys saw it. That wasn't too hard
I go like this I drop the cards and I wave it and just like so see what happens. The Edith diamonds jumps
Loose I get the wait
What have you
No, it's 8 of diamonds, right?
What?
You know the secret why?
Why?
I'll teach you.
These cards seem different.
They seem all different cards.
But if I want you to pick the 8 of diamonds,
I would say the magic word, abracadabra, and just like so,
you drop the cards and they all become the 8 of diamonds.
The whole deck, the whole deck, the whole deck, the whole deck,
the whole deck is the 8 of diamonds.
But that's just that one doesn't make sense
The wonder dick psychic dick at the cartoon
Sponge ball to those one two three four we take one ball put it in my hand and as we start we'll get this open your hand for me
Take this one close your hands. We start do not let go
close close
Close it. Let me close your hand. Close it.
Fine. Do not let it go.
I take the magic wand away from the top.
Away from the top.
One red ball in there.
And I wish I could go right here with this.
And I shrink it.
I become really tiny small.
Well, I hit my best in your head.
He has two balls in there.
I don't know.
How?
Magic trick.
Just take the ball.
I'm the only buddy who would go more.
The only person when you see magic,
it just makes you feel dumb.
It just makes you feel dumb.
I don't know.
Did you see that?
Yeah, I don't know.
No, wait, pull one out of his sleeve then.
Post that, then you put it on his head and get it.
Now we're gonna do something else.
We're gonna try ball number one or ball number two.
Which one should you like?
I like ball number two.
Ball number two, open your hands,
close your hands, please start.
Don't let go out, put this two in your hand.
This tiny ball becomes really tiny, really small.
So what we do with this,
if you take it in your hand,
free wave, free hook here, you do a fist pump, boom.
Just like so, mine shrinks one by one
and now it's done, when you open your hand.
You get two.
I'll teach you the secret one by one.
You take these three, put them in your hand,
you close your hand, the squeeze start done earlier, go.
I'll show you the moment magic happened.
I'll put it in my hand and I wave and tap,
I wave and tap and just like so, mine is done.
It moves all the way from my hand to your, do you believe me?
Why?
I see seers.
No.
I mean, you have three, because I have a cute.
You have a what?
Yeah.
Wait.
What?
No way to be there.
How?
We don't chat.
I should be.
This is what we call the SpongeBob Magic trick.
Easy to do.
Come on the instruction.
You put all the instruction on our website,
www.vanishingincmagic.com.
Follow us on Instagram.
Vanishing magic.
So here's what I think happens.
I feel like these balls, you put them together
and they form into one maybe?
No, no, it's not forming.
Okay, you're sewing us on these.
You just put the ball in the hand,
just like so and you squeeze it.
And this one you put in your hand and you squeeze it.
You go like this.
And once I wave, once I wave,
when you got this bump, minus stress,
it seems it moves from one hand to hand
by each passing here.
It goes through your hand.
Why does it open like that?
It still has infinite balls.
Wait, can you do that again?
There's a one you got.
Yeah, there's a one.
I think he's going to mind about this here.
I'll grab a card too, okay?
Now it's important folks, show the cards to each one, show the cards to the camera,
show the cards here, but as much as I do not show me the cards, it's important.
Get this one.
Get all three of them, get all three of them.
I'm going to take your card first.
When you're done, let me know.
I'll take one, buy one.
I'll place it here.
I'll take yours.
Someone in the middle of the years somewhere at the end all the cards
Was here and then I go like this. Would you please open your hand for me, sir?
Put your card in your hand with your other hand. Just
Sandwich all the cards
Just put it all out. I thought you was like
I just just put you should you know how the balls work. I was freezing the we're gonna find the card one by one
Okay, we can reach and we're gonna go like this. I believe this is the card you think I feel it
I'll take this off. I picked the Joker, but I changed the name of the card so we won't use the Joker as a wise card.
So we'll get rid of the Joker. I'm going to try to use magic. I'm going to use like this.
I'm going to use the magic board. I've never used that magic before. Skadoosh.
Skadoosh?
Yeah. All the magic, all the cards vanishing. All the magic.
Wait.
Do you feel it?
I feel the index finger.
Feel what?
What?
What?
I've got the banished in the cards.
No, I didn't do anything going.
I've seen that one going.
Here.
Up in your hand.
Now look up.
If you look, the cards vanish.
Don't you man.
Not the old ban.
Except of the ace, it's a ban.
No.
Have your cards vanished?
Yeah.
On your jack-of-lives.
On the tail of diamonds.
What?
That's true.
Skadoosh.
Skadoosh is the metaphor.
I thought it takes its collusion.
And it's all the parts.
I understand the fact, isn't it?
That's what you're saying.
There is cash.
How much are these?
If you buy one it's four zero forty if you get two
two four sixty
Add more the more you get the more gives me get you all right. We'll do four four hundred ninety nine which one do you want?
I feel like we can learn this one. I want the sponge balls. A sponge ball? It's a cool trick
But how does it? I
Have a few I have some
This is what they teach you in the book.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Wait.
Six.
Wait.
Where do you use it?
Wait.
You should have smelt it for us.
All right.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
And you win.
You pass.
You push.
You up.
I don't get how that works.
how that works I don't get how he does that not to be weird
caressing his I'm sure you guys are cool you got another magician Jack you
Because with the Sponge Balls, I've tried to do it before, and sometimes you tuck it away.
He said he's got some force.
Yeah.
What have you guys seen the film for?
What?
See that?
Wait, he's just that?
He took his finger off.
No, where's your thumb?
Oh, you see that one?
I know.
Wait, have you seen like...
Oh!
Look, we put that back on there.
We got vocabulary animals, right?
Yeah, you can actually hear.
Who's the most trustworthy out of the two of you?
Me.
Okay, I'll fucking pick you off!
Guard this with your life, okay?
This is my wallet.
Could you think of someone in your life that I could not possibly know?
I just thought someone could...
Someone that I could not...
You have someone in mind?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want a chance to see...
I don't want to see it, okay?
Let's see this.
Print just their first name here.
Show the cameras.
Or don't.
It's up to you.
You can keep it to yourself if you want.
Okay?
Just the first name and then fold it back into quarters.
Fold it back and report it. Okay?
I'm looking away here.
Can I do...
Yeah, I can do it now.
You can do it if you want to. I don't...
I just don't want to see it.
Face it. Show me when you're done.
You're right like a priest.
I don't have anything to back it on.
You can do it.
There's no way you can know this.
No way. Okay.
Hold it up. Hold it up. Now I imported this is my business card
You're gonna hire me for events hold on to this put in your pocket though. You're thinking of a person
I want you to look at me right now. Think of this person. This is fantastic. Oh
There's no I never even said this name on stream here. I want you to think if this is a man or a woman, okay?
Okay, okay. No smiles definitely a man. You're thinking
No, it's okay. I already know I already know it's a man. He's not smiling at all actually
Actually, let's see this, what was the last time you saw this person?
It's been a little bit, this is someone, you're holding onto this wallet?
Is it personal?
Yes.
Look, look, I want you to see something.
They see.
Look, you've been holding onto this the whole time, look, look, look.
Inside here, I want to show you something crazy, there's a smaller wallet, look, inside
the smaller wallet.
Is it taller than me?
A zippered compartment.
Inside the zipper compartment one of my business cards. I don't want to touch it
Take that out read out loud what it says
What does that say? What does it say? Say hello to Hunter for me. Was that the name you were picking up?
Yo, you're lying. You're lying. What was the name?
Oh
Do you just put up for no no last time that's my childhood like what am I childhood that's crazy
Show that's creepy
How much you slide a hand and how much is all in the mind it happens in your brain
That has to be because that's not a
Slide a hand thing right you do it again. Yeah
Yeah, we can do something better
True, you give me a name.
Scripps, yeah, you're right.
That's kind of cool, right?
I mean, I'm like a beast.
You want to do a name?
No, but...
I told you.
I'll go here.
How do you predict that?
That's what's...
That's what's like...
Dude, they're taking the pinky off.
It still mind-fucks me every time.
Yeah, why would I say somebody that people who watch my stream would know?
watch my stream with no no let's do this we can get inside your head a deck of
cards are you a mentalist exactly he doesn't matter how you mentalism
yeah okay so it's like mind-reading stuff like that it's all like yeah yeah let's
do this a bunch of different cards grab as many as you want cut a chunk hold it
right to your chest right to your chest the odds you take a look at the card
touching your chest? No. You don't even know what it is. I'm gonna look away. I
just want you to peek at that card. Take a look at it. Yeah, yeah. You know what?
Touching your chest. You saw what it is? So I can't see the front. I can't see the
back. I want you to look me. Think it's a red card or a black card? It is a black
card. That's good. It's a club. It's not a king of clubs, is it? Can you show the
cameras that can close. Now that's kind of crazy. Here. Could you cut the cards like
this? Give them a cut. Give them a cut. Just anywhere? You don't want to cut the cards,
like this sort of thing. Oh yeah. Yeah, give them a cut. Give them a cut. Great, great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And complete. Do it again, do it again. Actually, wait. Do that behind
your back. Give it a cut behind your back. And then when you want to stop cutting, okay?
When you want to just stop cutting the cuts. Done. Now take the top or bottom card. I
don't want one note. Take the top or bottom card, stick it in your back pocket. I don't
want anyone to see what it is. I don't even know what it is. You don't even know what
it is. This is where it gets to the level of impossible. Yeah, I hate this. Look at me.
Look at me, touch my finger, this is so.
Wait, let me just, the tip to tip, the tip to tip.
The eight of clubs, I don't know how,
I don't know how this is possible.
You don't even know, all these cards are different.
Look, reach in your pocket, show everyone the eight
of clubs, it shouldn't be possible.
That's crazy, how?
We need to learn this in 30 minutes.
Name any card for me. Name any card in the deck right now.
Jack, what's a good card?
Yeah, let's Jack. Let's Jack do it.
What's the first one you see?
Nine of diamonds.
Nine of diamonds. Hold out a finger for me like this.
Perfect. Touch any card you want. Just touch one. Touch one. Touch one.
Take it out. Show everybody.
Show.
And you grabbed two.
You grabbed two.
And you're being showed.
You should have both of these.
I know you could have had a different car.
That is actually.
No, we don't want to use this one.
Touch a different one.
Any other car.
Touch one.
Touch one.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Which one?
This one right here.
Are you sure?
No.
I can keep going.
It's up to you.
Keep going.
Keep going.
I got him that time.
Yeah, which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Right here.
Right there.
Take a look.
Just look.
Look, look, look.
It's not the nine to nine.
That's the four of hearts.
That's crazy.
It kind of looks, look.
It kind of looks like the 90 diamonds.
When you shake it, it looks a lot more like the 90 diamonds.
Yeah, touch it, feel it.
It's not AI, it's not not that.
What's this over here then?
Oh, I don't even know.
Here, wait, who is the Sharpie?
Well, I'm going to show you this.
This is crazy.
The reason we have you sign this, that's pretty hard to replicate, that's pretty hard to replicate.
Yeah that's uh, okay look this will do, the reason we have you sign this, look there's
a lot of knighted diamonds, there's only one in the world with your name which makes
crazy if we put in the middle and snap it'll jump to the top. Now you didn't know what to look for
I'll do it again look look we'll put it in face up this time I want Chad to see this look right
in the middle of the deck focus right here you can almost see the moment it just jumps right to
the top like that isn't that great I can do the same look I'll do it and make right there that's
your name right in fact you could put it in there for me okay yeah um and that really is your
Is your side nine of diamonds?
Watch, push that in the middle, push it in.
Ah, he fucked it up!
What?
Go!
What?
What do you mean, fuck it up?
It's like Bay of Thought.
You wanna show us how it's mouth?
Keep your eye on the ball here.
Now I kinda lied to you.
I told you this was the only nine of diamonds
in the world like this, that's not true.
Look, I wanna show you something crazy.
Inside my wallet over here, look,
I have this button compartment, inside this button compartment, underneath my ID, is one
card.
Does that look a little bit...
That makes sense.
It doesn't.
It literally does not make sense.
How is that mentalism that's got to match it?
This is a little bit of everything.
It goes in the middle and then here.
Well, that's fine.
Just put your hand on top of it because this is not your card, right?
No.
No, it wouldn't be.
Because your card, when I snap, it goes to the top.
That's when it goes.
Wait, did you get him on there?
I don't know, how?
No way.
How did he just get a glass?
I think he distracted me, so I don't know.
That's misdirected.
Bro, y'all gotta be awake!
I should get those out, though.
I gotta be, that was, okay.
You have one more, what's your best one?
Best one?
Damn, bro.
Some more?
Some more?
Hey, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Bro, you know that name, she was crazy.
Dude, you turned this thing into a brick of glass and it was on my hand.
Wait, you don't work here, do you?
What's your confidence at?
Okay, you're dead.
They see?
I'll do one more, I'll do one more.
I'll stop, actually.
Put it on. Since he got prepared, are you prepared?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do this.
Look, I'm here, I need the both of you.
Could you stand over here, come here.
One of you over here, one of you over here.
Free the way you see me.
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
All right, let's do this, let's do this.
Could you both close your eyes for me?
Yeah.
Close your eyes.
How connected do you guys feel?
Pretty good, pretty good friends.
Pretty good friends, pretty good,
we'll see this connection right now,
we're gonna test this connection.
Both of you close your eyes,
and I really honestly need you
to keep your eyes closed for me, okay?
Okay.
I want to open it on a square.
I can feel the foot.
Well, could you lift your hand if you felt something touch you?
Yeah, it felt something touch you.
Yeah, lift your hand if it felt something touch you.
Look, come and scratch my...
Can you point to where you felt something touch you?
Yeah, the two to two.
Look, look, open your eyes.
Look ahead.
I touched, yeah, did you feel something touch your nose?
Yeah.
Did it feel?
Yeah, it was not.
Did it feel like that?
Yeah, I felt that.
that you can ask that I never touched you I was touching sketches nose
something touch my nose I touch him my nose oh dude I don't know
Just put fires in clothes.
You don't verify.
What happened?
You touched him first though.
No I didn't touch him.
He was just close to your face.
Do it more time.
Isn't that crazy?
Actually, wait.
Look, look, look.
Let's do this. This is great.
Let me try to do something here.
The energy. Watch.
Watch.
I know you might not here you could take him you could take him do you see a
move maybe you didn't see the move I saw no I didn't I didn't see it move so
true so true touch my nose oh dude watch this yeah watch your body
bro we missed on the class
touch my nose
Jakebergmagic.com
Thank you guys, thank you
Something touched my nose
Something touched my nose
No, I felt something scratch my nose
Like a car
Yeah, I thought it was a car
You touched your nose with a car
Twice
Definitely mine
Thank you guys
Let's get you to buy these
Which one do you get it?
We'll get the Wonder Deck
The balls
I want to get the 5-10 deck.
What would you do for what?
For which the 4th one? Because this is the same.
Cartoon or second deck? The one matching.
Cartoon, Cartoon.
Cartoon.
This one on.
This is also a vanishing ink.
It's called the Wonder...
Go on, you see these cards?
Something silly.
I want you to cat anywhere you want.
How did you do that wallet trick?
You happy here?
Watch we look at the back. It seems all the cards. Let me ask you a question
Who wins the superman? Oh
Man, I told you
So you know I know I can't say that I can't say
That's a good question
I need to learn I need to learn how to that wall trick. How did you have the name written?
Yeah, that name she is crazy
I folded it back up
The one that Jack missed was he turned the card of Dex into a brick of stone that amazes me
Which one?
He knew the name before he had my card signed in his wallet
He's gonna mindfuck us. Oh seven earth thing you get for another ten gifted man. Thank you
I
Want to learn magic I don't know
God yeah, you guys heard it
Want to do the wallet trick again you can't do it one more time
Wait, wait, wait, you don't want to say anything, you know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I hit this finger, it's broken.
Okay, nothing above, nothing below.
If you wave, you snap, the crowd seems to be floating.
If you do some practice, you make the crowd slice from hand to hand.
A very spin, just like so, and you show nothing around.
Can you do this?
Stand there and wave.
Really?
Let's go.
Have to wave.
Wait, can I ask you to do something?
Sometimes, if you practice really hard,
You make it flow all the way around the body.
No way.
Joe, thank you.
Thank you so much.
That was unreal.
Thank you for the show.
Thank you so much, sir.
You're welcome.
Take care.
My name is Jonah.
Follow me.
Jake Ferg.
Sir, jakefergmagic.com.
Jake Ferg Magic.
All the team, all the team.
Jack, Roger, Antigua, Red Star.
Joe, you did a great job.
That was great.
Great job.
You guys
Yeah
Thank you.
Have some juice for a picture of me.
See y'all.
See y'all.
So I got money on the pictures then.
And I know you.
Oh really?
You're better than that.
Yo, Drew, real quick.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Drew?
Drew?
Drew?
Drew?
What's up bro?
You got a donation for me?
Thank you bro.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Can I get a picture of you?
There's cars falling from the sky.
Let's get a picture of you.
There's cars falling from the sky.
Let's get a picture of you.
Let's get a picture of you.
Let's go.
What is Corsa?
Nice to meet you.
Oh yeah, how are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Full thing, full thing.
You got it?
Appreciate you, bro.
Hey, appreciate you, Lace.
Love my phone.
This is Sam Frick.
This is Sam Frick.
This is Sam Frick.
beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
uh, uh, yeah, get him out of the Honda Civic
get him out of the Honda Civic
get him out, get him out of the Honda Civic
no, you won't, not with that attitude
I'm not that attitude, I'll suck the shit out of you
I'll suck the fuck out of you
Yeah, I could buy one.
I could do whatever the fuck I want.
What is happening?
Can we walk away?
Yeah, let's walk away.
What did I miss? What's happening?
Nothing. This guy's trying to get some...
Bro, how you doing, bro?
Pleasure to meet you.
Thank you, bro. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, let's do it.
You want to walk with us?
Yeah, let's do it.
Now you gotta make man burn off this man.
Wait, if you ever get the chance,
you should get the telephone number.
What is it? What's that?
It's like a big thing. You should go.
Thank you.
This is watch don't worry that he's just fucking walking and talking. You got a full charger. You walk this way
This this is this is not put this is not this is not public property. So we can follow
Yeah
Come on.
The rest of the way.
You got it.
You got it.
This is it.
This is it.
What's going on there?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Come on.
Show it.
Show it.
Oh shit.
Bro, what is he doing, bro?
You can show him.
I don't care not.
Climb the skips.
Oh boy, oh boy.
You got it.
You're not.
You're not public property.
You're not public property.
You're not public property.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not on public property.
You are going to find out.
I'm right here, huh?
We're not here to find out.
I'm talking about a falsehood behind us.
You're trying to get away.
He's just following me.
I'm a bus driver.
Hey, you know what?
I'm trying to get out of here.
We're going to have some from this place.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Sad, bro.
That's me man. This is sad
He's still going bro!
He's still...
Oh my god, he's still going bro!
What's in here?
Right here.
It's not public marriage now, buddy.
All right, what do you want to do?
We need to get on a boat?
I'm never ever, bro.
It's annoying.
Well, we got to, this is private property, so we can, like, we can get on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
I thought we had security here.
You're chat.
Like, what was he on?
I don't know what the point of that shit was.
He started calling Corbin, like, he's like trying to act tough, and then he starts pushing.
I don't know what the point of that shit was on you like he's like trying to act tough and then you try to push him
Pro like
He said he was trying to get his dad out of Honda Civic
I'm like a Honda Civic and a terrible car
Pro like
What do you need to do? Walk around the pier doing that
Sorry guys, I don't know, just just
Yeah, let's go back to the car
You want to take care of your thing?
Yeah, let's do it
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, Lacey.
He's got a lot.
Don't worry.
Lacey, he's on his picture, my friend.
He's on his drawing, my friend.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, Lacey.
Nice to meet you guys.
I
Kids back again
Thank you.
Give us the picture.
Yeah, I'll put it on.
Nice to meet you guys.
This kid is still going.
We need to get him here.
Hold on, hold on.
Yo, nice to meet you guys.
You look boys here.
Thank you, bro.
Can I get a photo of you?
Hold on.
Hold on.
I know.
Holy, we'll oversimulate it right now, chat.
Huh?
Someone just, I walked by someone and he said,
that's Samuel Ronaldo.
Wait, that kid is literally trying to go through the cops, chat.
Wait, I was like talking to people, what happened?
Rock, paper, scissors?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, I know you always have to...
Yeah, I am, I see you.
Are you good now?
Yeah.
That kid's weirdo.
What did he say? He came back.
Can I get a quick picture?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Appreciate it, man.
Gotta give you something.
Why? There's a little light.
Give me a tip.
Oh, yeah.
Here you go.
Got you.
I don't want this, bro.
Get in the force.
It's when the boat's ready.
I'm overstimulating, I'm overstimulating.
I know, we have three, five minutes left.
There's a good restaurant under here.
Where at?
Yeah.
Really, we're robots.
Everyone's here.
It's falling out.
Okay, why do y'all say whoa to every girl you see?
Yeah.
Yana, I don't know where she's at.
No, she's still in San Fran.
I don't know where she's at though.
What?
Wait, what happened?
I don't know, thank God the kids are back.
It's fine, just ignore them.
They were just talking to the police.
Hey, you see, you got a lot of people out there,
aren't you, bro?
That's here.
That's one of these guys.
Yeah.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Brocos!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go bro!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey look!
What's he saying?
Hey how you doing man?
You want me to sign your forehead?
Yeah, I mean, honestly, bro, you could sign it, right?
The thing is, you've been so slow like talking about religion.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
What's up?
How are you doing?
What's up?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How are you doing, bro?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Oh
100%
Cops got him again cops got it
I don't feel safe bro. What do you mean you don't feel safe? You're in a twitch chat
So you're saying that San Frans know for sure a San Frans over fish and chips
Bro I
I wouldn't walk down. He's throwing a card. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, we did he stole cars from the car shop and he was throwing
So yeah, what is what it what is good here clam chowder the clam chowder nuts and then the calamari
And I show love here. It's awesome.
He's running like the occasional troll.
He's screaming outside. That kid has a mental illness.
He's screaming from outside the restaurant. Just screaming.
I don't know what he's trying to have. He has an actual mental illness, bro.
When I tell you, I see this kid just screaming.
You see it?
Watch me.
Dude, he's a clown.
Jeff, I'm not...
Dude, I'm gonna turn the...
That's not the Indian kid following Jason.
No, that kid was gonna stop like his dad's.
That's us, though.
The kid stole from the store and we did a magic trick,
and then he's throwing cars on Lacy.
And then I see him get up in someone's face
So yeah, y'all are saying I should get clam is clam chowder gonna fuck my stomach up though. No, it's good. And you know what cheat code
What does that mean?
6-7 is not just a number.
Espresso Martini, what's a cable car?
Isn't it kind of crazy how every state has their own thing for food?
Like for food and drinks.
And just in general.
or like it's it's yeah y'all know I'm talking about I went with this and
stable here this fish terrier
yeah I'm gonna get it that's that's what is over there
Matt how is that server for the we have the we get what we have put into
where is the meter by clock right yeah we have to be at the boat and very
So I've ordered a plate.
We're going to like, put anything in the recipe.
Can you write down the later?
Don't think we're just going to give a hard out.
Is that your turn to go quick?
Yeah.
Um, no, but check.
Every state has like its own thing, if that makes sense.
Like, think about it, like, like San Francisco has like, clam chowder and fish sandwiches.
And, uh, give me another example of like,
Like what is another thing like other states are known for if you know what I'm trying to say
To drink a cap is doing Arnold Palmer
Texas is known for barbecue, Wisconsin's known for cheese
And then two things in this place. And then
Yeah, we should
Our new clam chowder
A bread bowl?
Yeah, like those bread bowls.
Just open it up with the creche on it.
Like Panera?
Bread bowl.
I'll just do the cut.
Please, thank you.
Did it...
Um...
Let's guess how much calmar we have here.
Crispy? Two of them.
I can guess them?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, there's more office.
It's not spicy, but I can do it.
Wait, Chad, you can get...
How do you get soup in a bowl of bread?
Is it gonna melt through?
It's a big brand.
But they will keep that one up there.
Wait, did you get a fish sandwich?
The best one is over to the right here.
It's more like public, but...
Dude, I didn't have any problems the first time I came here, except for...
I'm sorry.
Shout out, but...
Listen, Chad, if this cream chowder makes me get a little shitty, then it makes me get a little shitty, bro.
Simple as that.
I feel like when you swim you're sick soup is good, no?
You're sick?
Why?
Because of the infection rate of a million people.
We just...
It's not my fault!
It's a hallucination.
It's the size of the little radio.
The way you talk is mad fucking annoying dead homie shut the fuck up.
Steve will do it, looks calm to me, and he drinks way more than I did since he came out.
He will do it, he's brilliant, and Steve doesn't have a drinking problem.
He's here?
No, someone said something about me having a drinking problem.
He goes, Steve drinks two million times more and it looks way better than he did.
He does a lot of red light therapy, you know that Steve Steve would do red light therapy
What's red light therapy?
It like helps with inflammation, but he'll sleep in that thing for like an hour and then
he'll do a hyperbolic chamber, he did and then he'll do like sauna and that's like three
hours like why did Mike look weird?
No, no, no.
Someone in the chat just said sketches chain look mad nice on May 5th.
I'll go down to the next table.
Just talk on the table.
Ha, ha, ha.
Roche, y'all realize, you guys,
if you came up to me in person,
with all the shit that you talk in this chat,
I would smack the shit out of you, right?
Y'all realize that, right?
Hi!
Anything to drink at the moment, um, I think we, I think we placed an order already.
I think so, maybe.
Thank you so much.
No one would ever be scared of your little baby face.
I mean, I guess...
No bitch. Fuck you gonna do that.
I actually think if you did, someone like IRL would kill an athlete.
No they wouldn't.
No, cause if I pressed IRL you know what I do?
Give me that fucking neck, little bitch. How the fuck you want pussy?
Remember like one of the persons like Marlin came out,
If the person was Marlin, oh, no matter what height you are, all that matters is the muscle
on your body.
That was dick-suck.
What happened to just saying, what happened to just simply saying like, oh, what if the
person's tall, it's what if that person's Marlin's height?
Yeah.
Kid drink a little Shirley Temple with a fucking cherry on top little eight-year-old drink. I had a real mentoring Arnold Palmer
Luca traded. I guess Luca got traded in the middle of fucking when the trade
deadline's over.
I can't wait to get this clam chowder.
Somebody mind gifting me a son Chad somebody get someone us up, bro. He almost got shot outside of a magic shop
Who's outside of a magic shop killing I thought I was gonna show you the greatest time ever
I mean yeah, I had the magic trick was fucking cool
Dude the magic was insane
That's what I'm saying. I want to learn magic. I already bought this so you take this
Wait, let me get the Sponge Balls.
Not yet.
The Sponge Balls are, I think, the easiest.
That's the slight of handling, but I can't explain
are the ones where he's like the mentalist part of it.
Like how it ends up in a wall.
Wait, let me see one more.
I think if he balls it up.
Well
Yeah, how does it work? I swear that it's it's an index finger thing like that's why I wouldn't check this fingers
You know what I'm talking about I wouldn't when I pulled on his fingers because like I also ain't you
Look at this
Why do you see in GG do because these things are like impossible to learn it takes taking years
Wait did Marlon and Marlon was supposed to meet up with us here
You the both of you said
We can bring drinks on there. What are you drinking?
Are all of Auburn
Yeah, how does this work help you?
This one is a slight of hand free.
I think you're right about the closing hand.
It's either tucking it in your thumb, or because like the way that they do it, that's why when
I grab his hand and he wouldn't close it, I'll show you what it is, this is what it is.
Watch this, ready?
Watch this.
It's not popping in there.
What are you doing?
I'm doing good.
There's some poppin' in there.
What's up?
What's up, guys?
How you doin'?
I'm doing good.
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
Nice to meet you.
Look at that light.
Oh, I think we got the same phone.
Is that the one that folds?
No, no, no, it's not.
It's an iPhone?
Yeah, it's an iPhone.
Is it a new one?
No, no, it's the 16th.
Wait, that folds?
No, no, no.
There is a new one that folds.
Yeah.
I got a different iPhone.
Your phone folds.
It's the same.
It's the same someone.
Your phone is not folded.
Where's the same someone?
Where's where's the Samsung?
Real good to see you. How does this work?
They just be like anyone's free. So when you put this on your chat, that's what he said. So if you want to read chat
Do like that
Watch this
It's like when you buckle it in like that, you can see like that when you ring it.
It's nice because if you've got a lot of phones on you, you just don't lose it.
Alright, sketch.
Ready?
So put this in your hand, okay, and now I want you to hold tight, okay?
Squeeze and hold very tight.
you can see okay so I can see how you did that see what do you think it's like
they know how to string it fast like they're like like maybe they maybe they
are y'all saying son no wait that was actually really good it wasn't that bad
well the way you made me hold it like you like hold it tight I try to resist
Did you see the feathers? Wait, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there, there, there, there, there.
They're breaches.
Yes.
It's gonna be a 40 minute long video.
Guess what the, guess what the password is to the Sponge Balls, uh, website password, Jack.
Sponge Balls.
Ah, 20 minute video, nevermind.
Dude, that's enough though.
You keep that shit tucked.
What else is in here?
The cards, I know one way the cards work.
One of them is like, one of them is like, all of them are longer.
I don't know how you make them all change though.
Do any of that make sense to any of them?
Even the finger!
Dude, the finger!
The finger's got a light.
I saw it in his head.
I got that.
That's going healthy.
What's that?
Uh, for the whole table.
This is for everyone.
Thank you.
Is this okay?
Yeah, it's okay.
Is this gonna fuck my stomach up more?
No, it's gonna be better for you.
I can never get okay on that.
Here we go Jack, clam-shouter.
Keep firing hot.
I'll rate it. Too hot.
That's 200 calories.
That's 200-odd calories.
What is?
The audience is 60 calories per whole package.
So that means about 30 calories are here.
Excuse me, where's my hat?
This is a crime.
Can't leave 15 minutes away on the boat with beans.
You have to finish one green loaves and then get a roadie.
OK.
Chad, what is in clam chowder?
Clam chowder, it's clam, pepper, and salt.
Obviously, there's claims you idiots will like what else like like what is the chowder made out?
She had a certain mutual combat in California. What's that mean? I mean to the cops standing there and you mutually
That's a thing.
In Texas, the cop has to supervise it, but you didn't...
You're telling me, in Texas, if you see a cop, you're like, hey, let's fight, he'll fight you?
No, if you...
Like, that kid, if you're like, I'm putting up with your ship, you wanted to fight him?
And the cop, if that kid agrees to use your combat, you often will get out.
And it's full to the east.
Really?
God bless Texas.
If you're gonna puke tonight, then vomit is not fun.
No, it's okay.
This chat doesn't know what they're talking about.
Man.
It's possible to get one more spicy, and then we'll just close out.
Could we leave whenever? Do you need anything else?
Just the one we want to leave and leave and leave with.
I hate how you guys think you're, like, I hate how you guys think you're fucking doctors in the shallow.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
What are they saying?
Why don't you bullshit, bro?
My teacher just keeps asking me when drops are on it.
I don't have, I don't have any drops.
I don't know, I've just so many bad things to say, they just can't appreciate it.
Um, plan chowder and then we can get him seasick.
Well, they're gonna try these fries.
Damn.
Seasick?
Try and fry.
Nah.
You just been locked in so you didn't even want to be.
I heard you got a Madden card.
95 overall would match out.
Is it your actual build?
No, I'm 5'6 in the game.
5'6?
Dude, it makes me feel more fun to start.
I'm 99 speed.
99 speed is crazy.
I don't know why you're a seeker.
So, we made up that one, but...
He said it couldn't be anything but a tight end.
Fun fact, Matt had actually hit me up.
They wanted to give me a quarterback card, but they said it would have been two overpowers, so they said never mind.
Yeah, and I think your quarter probably be on IR the whole time.
You ever get to fix your knees?
Yep.
When?
summer. You got you got some unfinished business to get. I'm getting surgery this summer. How
is it with the torn ACL? How do you do that jump? The same way that you saw the the Olympic
girl that did it yesterday?
Lindsay Lohan?
No.
Lindsay Lohan is fucking...
What's your meme chat?
Oh, Lindsay Vaughn.
Oh, sorry.
Fuck yeah.
My bad.
Not underbombing.
Sorry.
I'mma smell like a fucking
They got me.
Pineapple spicy margarita all day bro.
Yeah, I'm supposed to have all the peanuts. I wanted that bad.
Wait, there's jalapenos in there?
Yes.
It's gonna get spicy.
Oh, that's funny, Chad?
Nothing's funny.
Dude, that is hard to talk about.
I'm gonna smell so sorry.
Like margarita all day.
It's actually, I mean, it's skinny, so it's not as acidic as it is.
Pursuade nerds, nice.
No, but Chad, or do you know who Lindsey Vaughn is?
She's an Olympic skier, I think.
Is she the Vaughn lady?
Yeah.
So...
Wait, do you know her personally?
No, no, no.
So here's what happened.
She tore her ACL.
last week. And yesterday, she skied in the Olympics. And you want to know how she did it?
Her doctor said that her knees, everything around her claws are so strong in her legs
that she didn't even get an ACL to do it. No, that's not happening. That is exactly what happened
You either have a portion or you have to be able to pour it in or you have to get it on your ice.
Yes, sir?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, I don't know why Drew left, but where'd Drew go?
I think when Drew was back, he didn't go and we were over there.
Is that shrimp?
Yes.
That's one Barbie shrimp.
Fresh off the fucking flu?
Give me some.
Foodies. Give me some fucking seafood in a clean shot or I'm gonna get cutie.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Wait a second.
Do you know that your audio won a bitch?
Do I know that my audio's good?
Your audio's like really bad?
My audio's good?
Where did you go?
Where's mine? Where's mine?
I don't know why he did that.
So my audio's pretty bad.
I would just look at Drew and whatever Drew does, does match him.
He's holding the camera, uh, that's probably holding the camera.
Just out of professional advice.
Audio's in the left ear only.
Audio's in the left ear only.
Maybe it's just for my stream, I don't know.
Why would they do that?
I don't know.
I thought we had four mics.
And all four of them there.
Maybe it's just my shrooms.
No audio.
We're better? Okay.
It's what it's saturated it's icon. How do you have Wi-Fi in your hut?
So it's fucked up or yes or no?
I've got to make sure.
No, he was only in left ear.
I don't learn to type better.
What's wrong with my sleeves?
It shows the sleeves.
My shirt doesn't see the sleeve tattoos.
Oh, no, I don't have a sleeve yet.
Yeah, what should my next tattoo be?
You should do what?
Oh, my stomach's starting to hurt a little bit.
I have to go to the bathroom.
You should do Mr. Beast's clothes over your heart.
I
Will you free flex your life Matt Matt we're gonna get another on
And it was a good check to other brains you okay
Just
Wait
What type of gamer is this?
What's that little view?
Why do you have a...
You got like a 15 cal and it's got like a 22.
I have a 15, we have different lenses though.
9.16 by 25.
Oh no, Chalky.
Give him some tech droop.
He's holding a heavy machine gun right now.
I would not be able to hold that one.
You said you wouldn't do that?
I was attached to it.
If I knew the light, I'd just have to catch it on.
See, it's...
When I say called,
called our friends and ask them what they use,
it's gonna make your life easier.
Holy shit.
Why didn't y'all tell me not to get clam-chowder, bro?
I'm gonna get you two bolts. Get you two bolts at once.
It's good, dog. Really good.
Yeah.
Is it ready to grab two beer rotis from that place over there?
From the beginning?
What?
Ask her what?
Ask her what?
Is he your manager?
No.
What is his position?
Um, uh, great, great, great.
Oh, god.
And it turns into a beer for me?
I don't want a beer.
I'm a beer.
Yeah, the two is double-fist.
I think I got a shake.
Dude, if you don't mind.
I think I got a shag.
Dude, if you do, you just have to drop it on the back side of the door.
I don't know, bro.
I feel like my stomach feels like it's about to erupt like a volcano.
Don't pop it on.
Is this thing any good?
The shrimp is really, you know, I might have to have another bite of shrimp.
Do you want to sleep?
I'm gonna go to the bathroom sketch. I'll be back. Okay, you can hold down the stream and hold it down
Okay. Okay, Chad, we're going on a boat ride. And this is the fifth of a certain chance we get Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Dan is the heart of the shipwreck.
Thank you so much. Sorry.
That's one.
If you don't want to eat while we can shrimp, do this for everyone.
Um, water?
Uh, is there something here?
Oh, I don't, I can't see that floor.
Let me know, you know we can check.
Okay, thank you.
There's a line!
I know, there's a line.
There's one rather boat.
There's a matter on the boat?
Yeah, it's called the Pacific Ocean.
I think I'm fine. I don't feel a shit come and get.
My stomach just hurts a little bit.
Just show it.
It's 70 minutes.
What?
I need to sell you all somehow.
The boat rides over an hour and a half?
Do you think we're gonna see it out in tracks?
The seals and Golden Gate Bridge in 20 minutes?
They didn't want to click me, Chalman.
No, I was just kidding.
How long was the last one?
What if I get seasick?
You won't. It's on an OG vote.
Yeah, what if I started like a new disease?
You always do.
Eat as many foods raw, and then tell you you're gonna need a disease.
Yeah, yeah?
Yeah, that's how it works.
That's actually, that's true.
Do you know how much diseases are transferred from a freaking human doing something with an animal?
The vet, 19.
You should go to Vietnam and do a stream um and try not to get rabies.
Vietnam?
Vietnam is rabies.
I thought you said some milkshake.
What? They do have rabies.
My doctor, my doctor texted me.
Dr. Oz?
Hey Lacey, check it in.
Launching the stream right now, make sure you eat all those chips.
Plain chips in pita bread is very good to help soak up the stomach acids.
Make sure to eat them all.
What's that over there, we're 10 foot 2, it's out of the way.
How hard?
It's out of the way.
Sure.
Did you trip?
I'm gonna get from the facility.
After you, he's hungry and then there's 8 people in here.
W Doctor Chat.
Doctor Oz.
School we suck, what does that mean?
So how do you stop some of this from going down?
How do I what?
How do you stop some of this from going down?
Make them go up.
What's the best way?
Treat every tense.
I don't know.
You have to just have the best content possible and then everybody gives you subs.
That is true.
I don't know. A lot of subs today.
But so, if you have advice for each of them, how many minutes to ask them?
It depends, honestly.
I
Like
Any on what you're doing you a lot of streamers run Max ads I
Don't do that neither. I've never done that. I did one during the first ever summer thought I read Max ads
Was there a drop in years to a person that once you get it, certainly 27 is good?
Um, no I started doing it in the last two weeks.
But right now I think I'm running 12 minutes an hour.
Well like a lot of streamers don't just run max.
12 minutes is about it.
Nah.
We gotta go?
Yes we gotta go.
I'm gonna go. Ready.
You guys are in camp!
We're going to bring it up.
Lizzie, work somewhere else.
Thank you, appreciate it.
Let's do it right now.
Thank you, appreciate it.
Thank you, appreciate it.
Okay.
Chad, maybe like 5-10 gifts to the Chad, not a bad shot at all.
Thanks.
What's up?
Oh, hi.
Thank you, man.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello, my name is Mike.
Yo, shout out to Mike and MFG, bro.
Hey, shout out to Mike and MFG, bro.
Yo, bro.
Who did you get it for?
I did.
I did this.
Wait, listen.
How many likes to be in a TikTok?
How many likes to be in a TikTok?
I've never gone ask this question before, actually.
I'm gonna say a million, a million.
A million seasons.
I'm gonna get an M.K. run.
I'm not even that pissed.
Hey, you never know, right?
You never know.
What about, what about, like, 5K?
I got you a 50K.
Oh, OK.
50K.
I appreciate you.
Of course, right?
Of course, right, yeah.
All right.
Fuck, man.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
I
Hope I didn't butcher that I really hope I didn't fuck that one up chat
Yeah, I need something new to throw up bro
a thug symbol
what's up man yeah i'm chilling pretty good bro pretty good just uh got to go on a boat ride
you ever met on this boat ride before
Well, I lived here my whole life and so you guys going anywhere out there?
Police officer?
No, I'm security from up here.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, man, I got you.
Is that a cruise ship?
Do you know how cold that is?
Fun fact, that right there is the Caribbean of the sea.
That's the Caribbean of the sea, man.
Yep.
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
I'm fine, bro.
Thank you, man.
Where's sketch?
I don't even know. Nice to meet you, bro.
Fun fact, that boat right there is actually the Caribbean of the sea.
The sea is a big cruise ship. It's got a water park on it. It's got a hotel.
It's got a whole arcade, a club.
That one, the one from the game. You ever heard of my battleship? Wasn't that from the game?
You heard that?
What?
Something sus.
The Queen Mary.
Wait, why does it sound familiar? What is the Queen Mary?
That sounds weirdly familiar.
He looks really familiar.
What's up guys?
How's it going sir? Are you the captain?
I am. Are you the passenger?
Are you guys ready to go for a ride?
Yeah
I get a sticker
I'm driving. Yeah, I'm driving a boat
Yeah
Bro, not that tall.
Of course, man, yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Where's Marley now, bro? Where's Rona?
I don't know, they're not here.
I mean, that's my vibe, bro.
Lacy is...
I'm nervous right now, but have a good night, bro.
Thank you, bro. Appreciate it.
Nice to meet you.
All right, ready, Captain?
Yeah, of course.
When did your viewers change?
33% women.
We're going to go on the taxi boat with you tonight.
I don't know, 33%?
Shout out to 33.
Anywhere you want on the boat, we just ask you that we don't smoke or date on the boat,
otherwise that's it for me.
Your safety stuff on the boat.
Questions on your own so far?
Oh no, we just have questions on the way there.
Just general knowledge stuff.
Let's do it.
Alright, come on down here.
He said I'm driving.
He said I'm allowed to drive the boat, sketch.
Oh, yeah, come real quick, come real quick before we get on the boat.
Does it come fast?
Now
Nice to meet y'all man
Seahawks, yes. Yes, Seahawks.
I'm saying no.
Yeah, why are they not?
Because the Lacy curse, they don't want their team to lose.
Why are they saying no?
This is your faggot magic trick, sir.
It's mine? That's Russell's back in that case.
Well, I actually already bought them.
Wait, Sketch, you heard the news, right?
What's the news?
This is only our partial captain. I'm the other half.
This is driving the boat?
I'm driving the boat.
This is driving the boat.
Come on in.
I'm feeling carsick already.
You're feeling carsick?
Oh, no.
Sketch, you said it was a cruise.
It is a cruise.
It's a cruise cruise.
a cruise. Dude, you can drink and chill. Come on, do five jackets. All right, guys. So welcome
aboard again. My name is Captain Ryan. This is called the little taxi to I have three
safety things are required to share with you before we can get underway. Number one, emergency
exits are pretty obvious. All these open windows in the back. This one on the front
punches out if we needed to look over your head, emergency hatches in the ceiling in
the front and the back. If you can't figure out how to get off this boat you deserve to stay on it.
The life ring is below my seat and life jackets are in all of these compartments behind your feet.
All of these have life jackets in them except for these ones on this side. Okay and then if you
can wait for me there he is behind your feet are the children's life jackets. These are the only
children's life jackets on board. To put them on they slip on over your head strap those around
back buckles in front. You shouldn't wear the life jackets right now just in case. Just in case.
We're just like you got low expectations. I don't blame you
He's gonna demo for us you want to be our demo
Lacey Lacey actually floats so he doesn't need one
Actually, it is actually how buoyancy works. It's boom. It's
You guys see how pussy's on
Why is it wet wait, why is it wet?
Oh crash before wet people made people made put out
Dude, it's actually wet. Why would it be wet? That means it's been mean someone's used a life jacket on this boat
That's your god wearing it as long as you touch it. Is this not wet?
Bottom, bottom, bottom.
Yeah, it is.
Let me refer you to that side right there.
Ow!
You want to throw it to me from there?
If we come that way, sure.
Yeah, if we come that way, yeah.
Let's get it, let's get it.
Let's catch.
Do you have that low of expectation that this boat is going to crash?
Are you looking at the signs on the walls right here?
They're just seeing what he says as the guy's floating next to you.
How to put on a life jacket.
What keeps a dock floating above water?
A pure pro.
Right.
What if I hit car snake?
Dude, this room just will be awesome for me.
I'm already... I'm... oh, dude.
I'm already having a great time.
Oh, good. You look like you're having a good time.
Hey, we're here to see San Francisco.
All right guys, let's do a quick review of what we're going to go do out here together.
Our first stop, we're going to go check out some sea lions.
Sea lions?
We can pet them.
I don't want you to pet them.
Wait, are these sea lions or seals?
These are going to be sea lions.
We have seals.
Wait, that's one of them.
That's one of them.
How is a lion in the sea?
I don't know how it works.
It's angry dolphins.
It's like tiger, they call them tiger kills.
Whoa!
Zero!
I love you!
Oh, it's a little duck!
Duck up! Duck up! Duck up!
Has Epstein ever been to Alcatraz?
Not. At least not as a prisoner.
Or maybe as a customer.
What was your mind about the fast?
I said it.
So where are you guys coming from?
We're coming from Texas and uh, uh, here in Pennsylvania.
Here in Pennsylvania?
Wow, dangerous city out there.
Okay.
It's still dangerous.
You might, uh, you might be in the tightness.
Oh god.
You might get a shot at the individual there.
All right, a little seat on the horn.
Sound people, a little seat on the horn.
Okay?
OOOOOOOOH!
Whoa, look at that! Looks like the Titanic!
Is that the Titanic?
Oh, that's from the game.
Okay, so let me start by telling you about this ship. This is called the Jeremiah O'Brien.
It's a fully functional speed ship.
It's an aerobatic.
It actually uses the ship to film the engine room scenes for the movie Titanic.
I do it!
Engine room scenes for the movie Rashad.
I'm gonna shove the coal into the furnace.
Whoa, check out how beautiful this is.
I didn't know San Francisco was this beautiful.
Oh, I'm fine.
Hello, I'm here.
Yeah, I'm out of here now.
If one of us goes down, all of us goes down.
Wait, Captain, go to Captain Wigginship, right?
Holy shit.
So that bow right there was in a Titanic.
Captain, one more time.
I'm gonna jump overboard and make you have to throw the thing for me.
The fuck? Well guess what? I'm gonna throw you overboard.
Guess what? You want me to kill all of us with GTA?
Let me try to vote.
No, you want us to find out? You try to vote. You want to find out?
You're true. He doesn't even know.
This guy's almost done your beer out.
No, come here, Drew. He doesn't even know.
Whoa.
What?
Yeah, talk sweet. There's a self-destruct button. It's a War War 2 boat
But there's also a kid vaporizer, I don't know what that means. Is that me? Wait, sir. What is a kid vaporizer?
That means all the kids can vape. Hey!
Rip your vape. What is a kid vaporizer?
I don't know, but that sounds like something Jeffrey have seen definitely probably used.
So sir this boat right here was used in World War two. No, no
Who was it that fought World War two again to serve as asking oh my god
Yes, yes, where's out the trash?
This is not trust you the island with the building in the light. Oh, so there's people
There's people there right now.
We're going to have to go.
It was a federal prison for 29 years.
It's 1.4 miles from San Francisco, so close to the city
that the prisoners complained they could always
hear what they were missing on a Saturday night.
We had three men escape from Acutras.
We never found any of their bodies.
We did find their raft that they made out of raincoats.
And three months after their escape,
the FBI received a postcard that said we made it.
All right.
Wait, so are people on there right now in prison?
Taxi to approach
Right there's Alcatraz isn't that sick?
I would have escaped somehow
Hey, so you could not escape you in a while.
Hi!
Nice job, Drew.
Chad, I watched all of prison break.
If I ever go to jail, you best believe I'm escaping.
Okay, so these animals are called California sea lions.
These are totally wild animals.
Don't keep them here, they'll come and go anytime we want, they'll keep them.
We got a little bit of a problem here.
We can get up to seven of us, we can't share a little bit of a problem.
Who's there, Lace?
Hey!
Hey, see ya later.
Hey, see ya later.
Hey, see ya later.
Hey, see ya later.
Hey, see ya later.
Hey, see ya later.
HURR!
Come here!
Come here!
What's a lazy fuck just laid there on there, huh?
That one's getting fucked.
He's better work the place.
Now my twins, Shat.
They're not doing it.
Is there any way to get him to come here?
Wait, streamers.
I have to get him to come here.
Streamers.
Come!
Come!
Yeah, that seems to be the right way.
Come!
Hey!
Bring here!
I think he's getting fucked over there.
Notice it's sick.
You woke them up?
They said it looks like one of us.
They think it's their family. Nice.
They just lay there all day sketch?
They're sunbathing.
Oh, they're tanning.
They're like streamers, so they don't have cameras on them all the time.
So they're just tanning right now.
Well, they already got a dance routine.
Oh my God, this one doesn't run.
That one's going to take it off.
They're wondering why their family's in the vote with the humans?
I just realized there was a few on the one side of that.
How do these animals reproduce?
It is a typical...
Wait, what's it actually?
It's spurs that cow away?
No!
He's getting fucked!
Love making noise.
Ew, they're chomped.
Fuck a lot, they're chomped.
I'm usually talking about like what they actually look like, bro. They're just like fat slobs that just lay around all day
And like just lay there all day fat like wrinkly slobs, bro. Look out
Oh my god, they're getting up, they're getting up, they're getting up
That might be the ugliest animal I've ever seen.
If you look at the people lined up along the railing back there, you can actually see
their jealousy from there.
What do you think, guys?
Everybody happy on the sea lines?
Are we good?
Yes!
Oh, wait, look at the ducks!
Hey!
Wow, not a duck.
I used to go quail hunting
You gotta know he's tough, you gotta know he's tough
I don't know my stuff
Here we go
How you doing?
Sir, yes sir
Hello
Sir, yes sir
Hello
Sir, yes sir
Me and my boyfriend, it's our honeymoon everybody
I said that you're my boyfriend we're on our honeymoon.
Okay, look I think you can see the Golden Gate Bridge.
Where?
We're really lucky to see if this clearly will go days until I see this bridge at all
because my mom was built in 1937 and it's 117 miles long.
wait so can people still drive on that bridge why how much is it drive on it
$10 to drive on a bridge
Stuck starting hurt a little bit chat
Chat him a throw up
I think so, something like that.
Okay, are you ready, Captain?
Ready.
Come on up.
Hang on here.
Come on up, Captain.
Excuse me.
All right, Captain.
Your parents are going to be so proud of you.
How do I make it go fast?
Oh, shit, I'm the fucking captain!
All right, Captain, turn that one to the left.
On the left?
Perfect.
Back to the right.
Awesome.
Looks like you got the hang of it.
Okay, Captain.
to the left on the left perfect back to the right awesome looks like you got the
hang of it good luck where am i going
good alpha trash wait can i go to alcatraz
yes sir good get aggressive this night your boat picture
yeah what do i crash back to the left big left big left big left oh
shit i'm returning now i'm good sketch don't worry
can you donate to this bitch go ahead give us the world's most boring donor
here we go i'm doing a fucking donut
We're losing Alcatraz!
I'm losing Alcatraz!
I'm losing Alcatraz!
I'm going back to Alcatraz!
I'm going back to Alcatraz!
I'm going back to Alcatraz!
I-I-I can't do it!
Alcatraz!
Wait, no!
That's Alcatraz!
Alcatraz!
I'm coming to rescue the prisoners!
Wait, are you telling me that no one could
tr- could swim them in a mile and a half
to get off the silo?
They can't.
Yeah, they swim.
We do competitive swims.
They never begin from Alcatraz.
Really?
Yeah.
Two to three miles is so hard for everyone else to get off.
The cold water temperature was one.
They couldn't train.
They made them take hot showers.
So they couldn't acclimate to the cold water temperature
for an escape.
Oh, what?
And then the currents are insane.
And then, of course, it's guarded with guards.
They will shoot you if you can't escape.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it gives a big turn to the left.
Big left, big left, big left.
If you wanted to do a donut, we're going to make you do it.
OK.
This is the world's most boring donut.
You're not even a quarter of the way through.
Out of the chair, I'm just here.
slow ass Dota
Where am I going now?
Okay
All going to the Golden Gate
was originally, well, originally it was like a, like a military person to start with.
But after trying to self, was supposedly, they thought it was possible to escape.
Who tried to mochat?
And they would put the worst prisoners, they said you didn't get sentenced.
Yeah, what if I somehow managed to crash this boat?
So you would go if you kept misbehaving in prison the end of the line
So some of the famous prisoners machine that my head is
I heard Al Capone
Machine Gun Kelly on the wrapper?
What? On the wrapper?
Machine- what- what- what's the- what's the original Machine Gun Kelly?
Did the original Machine Gun Kelly with the prisoner on it?
What- did- what's the-
I heard on your- I heard on your-
You're on your spy check.
They did pretty bad.
Wait, Machine Gun Kelly was on Alcatraz?
I'm not even gonna look like-
The fucking MGK knew!
I'm not gonna make you- you're not gonna be a dead horse, but-
Yeah, so I might have been bigger than that.
oh my gosh imagine the headlines lacy crashed into the Golden Gate Bridge
no I meant that's like being fade out the trash keep going right we're gonna go
right towards the middle of the out there you can't put it on the sound
Oh shit the boat's tipping
I got you. I got you. All right, boys, look over here. This will be the most romantic
picture you've ever taken. Yeah, look at the sunset, too. Nice. What is he saying? Hold
I'm going to be facing you.
Yeah, I'm holding.
I'm holding, I'm holding.
I'm, I'm holding.
What, what poking me in this?
Nothing's poking you.
What poking me?
I guess.
How about the other one?
You wanna try driving?
I'll try driving.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Other side, other side.
Yeah, sorry, other side.
Wait, sketch where?
Wait, sketch where?
Yes.
Hang on here.
Hang on here.
Hang on here.
I wanna make sure you don't get banned.
You know what I mean?
That's I
Had a bear so bright bright that's so as far as the law is concerned even with you steering the wheel
I'm the one driving so
As far as the law is laws there you go
That works
So so I was driving a car
It's not my car
The bridge.
Huh?
Um, what bridge is that?
The bay bridge.
That's the seat.
It was a picture to the right.
That's you.
That's where we belong.
The fucking Al Capone used to be up there.
Sketch!
We're doing good on a drill!
Look at Alcatraz now!
Head back to the left, yeah. Big left, big left, big left. That's her.
Now let's get home ready. Nice.
There's no ticker on this thing that can see if these are at home with me, sir.
Come to Pier 39. I'm waiting.
Chad, what is Pier 39?
Is this what we're at? Are we in the speed?
That's where we're at?
Oh, fuck me, Drew.
Fuck me, silly.
Wanna look at it?
Fire, why is the foot in it?
It's usually water.
Who's driving the boat?
Who's driving the boat?
Exactly.
Okay, you want us to look at the engine?
What is the engine?
No, it's running off of your emotions.
Did you graduate?
What was the graduation percentage
of your Pennsylvania?
3%.
That's the engine.
You feel happier or?
Check it out, I'm going to show you the propellant.
I think you can see it.
Question, sir.
So I was just brought to my attention.
Why is there a fire extinguisher on the boat if you can just use the water to put a fire out?
Great question.
Water only cools the fire.
This is to extinguish the fire.
How does it?
What? What's up? Yeah, water helps, but then you want everything you can to get a fire out.
Okay, check it out. You want to see the propellage?
Get back here, boys.
Spinning really fast, and that's what's making the Pope go.
Your engine is turning what?
You have it. This is the same engine as what's on a car. What's the engine? Is it a V12?
This is a V3, this is a V3-7, but on a car, what's the engine, you get all that power that comes out of your engine, what's it turning on a car?
Gas.
What's it turning?
Oil gas.
What's it turning?
Gas.
Sears.
What makes the car go?
Gas.
Gas.
Engine.
What's that?
When you drive a car, can you turn on the car?
Engine gets going, you put it in drive, what's spinning to make the car go forward?
The wheels.
The wheels.
Yes.
on a boat, you get the engine going same thing, instead of turning wheels, you're turning that thing, you're turning the shaft, and that's turning the propeller out of the back, that's what makes the boat go.
Oh, it takes.
It's just an even shit on a car, trying to get it right.
That was one of those that was so easy, it was hard to know.
I was just thinking about wheels.
Oh shut up, not an idiot, you fucking morons, you guys didn't know the answer either.
I could scroll up and literally expose you guys right now that you guys didn't know the answer.
Wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a fuller of miles.
That's on the body.
You're taking the mile-and-a-half-swift.
Is there so much to earn out here that it's worth it?
It's like my family.
We used to love it when we were in the wild.
It was a great experience.
I was also a hybrid.
I was a hybrid.
I was still in the wild.
Fucking arousal.
Breaking fur, getting off the island.
The guards were the biggest.
It was heavily guarded.
My nose is getting stuffy all of a sudden to get there.
I know they don't really know how they wait. Do you think it's something with that with the air with the saltwater?
Are you making my nose will stuff you?
It's the sodium
What ocean are we in right now?
Good question. Okay. This is another one that is so easy. It's hard.
Ask your... Let's do you versus your fans.
What's the water that we're on right now called?
Atlantic. The Bay. The Bay.
Which one? The Bay of Pearl Harbor.
The Pacific. The Bay of Pearl Harbor.
It's not the Bay of Pearl Harbor.
Oh, the San Francisco Bay. San Francisco Bay. It's so easy. It's hard.
Okay, good. What's the water on the other side of the bridge?
The Golden Gate Bridge.
Not the Golden Gate Bridge. That's the bridge. What's on the other side of the bridge?
Tristell. Um, nope.
Nope.
The civic ocean.
The civic ocean.
That's right.
OK, we got two water feet.
All right.
So, see what we've got there, San Francisco Bay here.
That's salt water out here, out there.
This water is a mixture of salt water and freshwater.
Let's do a question off.
OK, give us five questions for us to answer.
First to answer, three wins.
OK.
First to answer, three wins.
What is the most famous shark in San Francisco Bay?
Famous shark?
Hammerhead shark
Island
It's the Bay Bridge.
Okay.
Which bridge, which bridge, the Bay Bridge or the Golden Gate Bridge, lives on the Jersey's
equal state warriors?
It's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's that, the Bay Bridge, it's the Bay Bridge
you got.
Yeah?
You knew that one?
That was the one on the two chance.
Keep, keep faring away.
Alright.
So you're two to one right now.
You said first to what?
First to, first to five.
Okay.
First to five.
First three.
Okay.
Okay, this water isn't quite salt water. It's not quite fresh water
It's a mixture of salt and fresh water. What's that mixture of water?
H2O
Sea
It's gonna have to be it's gonna have to be ocean water zero for both of you. It's called brackish water
What's the apple that we saw over there called sea lion sea animal?
Fire
State thing
Baberage
One out of two inches and you're guessing faster
Not see see me wait which was pretty longer that one which bridges longer that's one place at a meter miles
Including the break between the island
I don't know
This was 8.24 miles including the break that it goes to
Holds up 8.4 miles
So you're saying that even with both the garland that's not smart?
Yeah, that's gotta be man, I'm pretty smart with my age
This one is way longer than the gold gate
You said gold gate?
No, I said bay
You call me bay?
No, I'm not calling you bay
I'll give us one more question
One more question
Captain, I have four of this last question
How many men escaped out of stress?
Three.
How many men escaped?
Twenty-nine.
Twenty-nine.
He's on the last one available.
Nine.
But technically every prisoner that was there escaped if they're not there anymore.
No.
They were transferred.
I don't know how many they escaped out of stress.
The first two are in one of these, you know, we've known each other for three years now
Now, for the best three years of my life.
Thank you.
Fuck you!
Thought I was gonna propose?
I wasn't gonna say yes anyways!
Billy, did you get to spend time and money on you?
Maybe a rain or a little extra of a nice...
Maybe one of those chains?
How about we switch?
What about the earrings?
How about I buy one of those chains off your neck?
What are you gonna bring into the journal?
Come on, you don't want to.
You do not stream, we'll give you a discount.
You know what, let me see the chain. Let me see it.
Which one?
Let me buy this chain off you right here.
Wait, wait. You have two of them.
Don't you ain't got it too hard?
No, no, no, no. This one right here. You got two of them.
Un-tip it. Un-tip the thing.
The infinite link.
The infinite link.
You have two of them, see?
I have four.
No, but you have two of the same one.
well I really agree but I just don't know how much is this chain right here
they're not real it's lab yeah yeah so how much for that chain what are you
offering Jack how much do I owe you two two thousand dollars
what's up a lab are you late all right four thousand dollars
You see how hard they yanked on it?
This motherfucker don't break.
$5,000.
Lacey, if you lowball me one more time, you didn't tell me the price you paid.
I wanted you to hide your shooting, then I want a soldier to get out of the spot.
Okay.
I'll give you $7,000 more right now.
If I went to the same jeweler and wanted that chain, how much would he charge me?
You're not from Houston, you charge you probably double.
So how much would it be?
88,000.
That's Gary Pennsylvania's show love like Houston does?
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
Shadow of the South, Shadow of the Tencent, Shadow of the Rockets, Shadow of the Kevin Durant.
You paid $40K for that chain?
No, I paid $60K for three chains, a charm and two bracelets.
That's a good deal. I told you it's good.
This V-Chains, this is less than, without the charm, it was less than $20K.
In terms of chains and reactions
Listen, you gotta decide you've got the viewership for everything. Yeah, but I just want that
But you should you show up with it with a change in the classroom thing
They go, oh, we got a payout
Really?
That's what you do
That's why you need a manager to pick someone and you show up. You just gotta be at the dining states
It's a real thing
If you showed up with with something that look like a mall chain, I would blow ball you
You should have done the big
I have to call the other guy to make sure we can approve this budget. Okay
What do they say facts? Yeah, there's there's they're saying he's lucky right Chad you think about it?
Okay
Don't cool. I love been baller. Joe could have been before
So go to been baller. No good. I'm gonna give me a deal so those are what you love
How much would Zell give you just like a chain like that for?
Bro, this was less than 20.
No, no, no, like this.
This one?
Yeah. It's still less than 20, huh?
I don't want to throw out here.
It's way less than 20.
I think these are real guys.
Less than 20, huh?
Shit, it's a little...
I
Thank you
I'm gonna melt down my face chain, but I don't even know I'm gonna get that don't melt it down why
Dude, that's a just I don't know what happened, but like it's a I have two face chains though
I just got one made and a big one or something. I just got a new one me
So I'm gonna melt the diamonds down. You're not gonna do it dude. Don't melt it down if anything's so there like a phase fan
Who's gonna buy a face chain?
I'm wearing a face shirt right now
Dude, I wore y'all's merch the whole time
I'm I've been y'all's biggest
fans
Okay, so Chad how much do you how much do y'all want to buy my face chain for?
It's not lab grown by the way. It's fully natural diamonds, and that's why it's this big
Shout rug, but you want to pinball or get real diamonds, and that's gonna cost you a lot. Yeah
But he go to zoe you shop in Houston or you're gonna jump me
Okay, y'all realize I paid 5k for that chain right or yeah five or six something like that
Which one?
My new one that I got, but I think I'm just gonna melt it down and I'm just gonna get the promo for it
I'm gonna get a new I'm gonna get a new pending made. That's why everywhere we go. I just go well this guy has 20
He has 20. That's my viewers. Let's do his discount captain's. He was fun
Great captain
Yeah, I told you that's it like it's a cool tour. Yeah, great for actually
Yeah, that's what they're captain. Yes, sir
We're off on a fly with it. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you sir. Thank you
What what did I cap about
Well, that was just a pendant
Are you all moved to the man thing? Yeah? Yeah, I'll pop out
I'll pop out to the click
We're to the gang
I'm looking at work. Do I look like it's ever gonna do his tour. It's insane
You guys got to do it
Yeah, I got you man.
Alright, let me take one with you guys.
Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.
No, I'm good bro, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Nice to meet you bro.
Of course, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Of course.
Let me see you guys.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me see you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what we do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Three, two, one.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Listen.
Have you ever loved someone so much?
Me and Drew, we walking on a pier.
I can't finish that, there's people up there.
Nice shirt, it's film, innocent random ladies eating Chick-fil-A breath.
I don't care.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Let me and them do that for a second time.
yo what's up man what's up what's up what's up what's up with this what you got on it on the
best I really don't even fucking know that's like you guys are chilling yeah let's do it
You walk mad zesty
We're sketch a yo sketch. Nice to meet you guys
Lacey is drunk. I'm not drunk
Bro Chad y'all realize I don't smoke alcohol or I don't smoke weed and I don't drink alcohol. Y'all
Of course, bro
You guys from here
What's there to do in a bay
Oh for real that like popular here
You ask me here.
Wait, really?
Like special kind of weed?
Yeah, it's like Top Shelf.
What is it called?
Top Shelf.
Top Shelf.
Go get Top Shelf from any dispenser.
It's called Top Shelf?
Yeah, it's actually a Top Shelf.
I might have to do that.
Thank you.
Go to Mission.
Mission?
Yeah, go to Temple Island, though.
Don't go to Temple Island.
Don't go to Temple Island.
That's good.
That's good.
Wait, Chad, is that it?
Answer your phone.
Good.
Yeah, definitely.
I just shot a gun.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Yo
I came off work to see you bro. Where you work?
No, they just said to go there to get me though. Oh my god. Oh there. What's there?
Instead of getting we there we
yes
i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie bro tiktok bro can you tell him to
unbend me bro hey tiktok unbend him i got a account called seno
oh they they age or something
I didn't get it that far.
We got your picture.
What do you do?
I'm on Twitch.
I'm on Twitch.
You're real?
Oh my God.
What's up?
I don't know.
He's here.
He was arguing with some two fucking brothers.
I said I'd rather not speak.
I said I'd rather not speak.
You don't speak English?
What are you doing here?
Uh, what's up?
At least I can get a photo.
Can we get a picture with you?
Yeah, let's do a group one.
We gotta go.
Let's do a group one.
Hey, see those here.
Hey, hop it down.
What you saying?
Hey, see you guys.
Let me get one more.
Appreciate you, bro.
One more, bro, one more.
I got you, bro.
Nice to meet you guys.
Yeah!
Why you all so involved?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Thanks, bro.
Appreciate you.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Come on, guys.
Hey, can I drink a drink?
Thank you.
Hold up.
My pleasure.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to have two drinks.
I'm going to have seven drinks, isn't it?
Let us give you a ride.
What?
We got a juice from your infinity.
Let us get you a drink.
Let's party on there.
What's up with my boys?
What's up with your boys?
What's up with my boys?
I'm going to have a drink.
I'm going to have a drink.
We'll give you a ride.
We'll give you a ride.
Say what's up?
We'll do it down there.
Get out of your bed.
Get out of your bed.
Get out of your bed.
I don't know.
You want to get in the back of the board?
That's what you say when you're on the schedule.
That's the schedule.
You know what she's doing over there?
She's doing it.
She's doing it.
She's doing it.
What's up?
How are you doing?
I'm good.
I'm good.
See you all.
Have a great time.
The fairies have been awesome.
What's up?
How are you doing?
Good to see you all.
Good to see you all.
Watch your foot, watch your foot, watch your foot, watch your foot.
That's so good.
J2.5 is crazy.
He gave me a wristband that says it takes the hood to save the hood.
United players.
Please don't tell me the place we're going is super far away.
How far?
42 how far is Jackson from that though?
Map that and see if we're more weekend traffic is no joke, dude
3.5 miles away 40 minutes. Yeah
You should get on one of those scooters
Seriously, Lacey you should try weed out here. Wait, is it really that crazy jet?
What's different about the weed here?
You hear that I heard it
Wait, why is it so different someone?
Through magic cars on you like I know I got a stripper. Yeah, I was trying to ignore them
It's hard to ignore them. Sometimes you just got
You gotta let it rip.
The Bay has the best weed produced.
Yeah, but what makes it so special?
Yo, is it true TJ Watt's gonna be here?
It's a...
Everyone's gonna be here.
So TJ Watt's gonna be at this event.
Do you wanna...
I have like...
I'm literally on IR.
Do you wanna see if you can try...
What do you say about it?
You wanna just be on the ingest with us?
Playing Madden?
You can do it for a little bit and like...
Yeah, I'll hop around.
I'm gonna be walking around
When we get there get the ingest and if you want to do like we're just one yeah, and be done like that's it
But we can just say I'm on I are because I am I don't actually don't know how I kept high-fiving people but my hand is purple
You think that's fuck this is you need help in which way
Do you think it's dislocated or broken?
I need to straighten out.
Tables, the other thing is.
Dirty ingest hopper.
Wait, how did you hurt your finger?
Lord, we love you.
I was playing football and I got my legs broken by an NFL
check.
Wait, so Jack, can you explain to me what the difference
between weed here and weed in LA is?
Like, why is it different?
There's no difference, Jackass.
So why is it better here?
It's like a thing about it like wine.
OK.
Italy wine, there's California wine, it all depends on the spot.
The climates are a little bit different, but you're genuinely getting the same thing.
You just pay more, it's called the asshole tax.
So it's a scam?
Yes, essentially.
So when you go to different states-
Hey, sweetheart, why is the weed in the Bay Area so good?
Probably because the climate here is great for it.
Wild, sunny days without too much heat, and growers out here, baby their plants like they're their own kids, plus the whole hippie history still lingers in the soil, I guess.
Think you're gonna try something new?
Yeah, you wanna smoke something with me?
Yeah, pull me close and let's get properly high together. I'm down for whatever comes after the buzz kicks in. You gotta light her.
Why is yours so preferred?
Wait, what comes after?
This might be a kick stream.
Get ready to say again.
Oh, I'm ready.
Get ready to have your mind blown,
your soul stroked,
and your body fubbed into another dimension.
Bro!
Why?
Sorry to be in your cage.
No, you're good.
What's wrong with her?
What is...
This is not real AI.
That is...
Yes, it is.
You get...
Sorry to be in your cage.
No, you're good.
You barely hit me.
Wait, so, um...
Bro!
If it's gonna fuck you, what if I drop a slur or something?
No, no, no, she doesn't say slurs.
Oh, you got three words on there and that's why you gave three of speech?
No, she just doesn't say slurs.
She just said she's gonna fuck you.
I've never heard her say a slur.
Well done.
I guess I better find other ways to make you own instead.
Don't worry.
My mouth's got plenty of good use, like right here on your neck, and right here on your
neck.
This is not AI.
This is not GROC.
This is off of a friggin, of what website are you on?
That's GROC.
That is not GROC.
I'll mask your forces.
Do you want to have a threesome with me and my friend Sketch?
Sketch.
I like the sound of that.
Depends. Is he down to let me take the lead? I want to play with both of you use every inch of you
You think you can handle it?
That is freaky is AI they said that freaks fuck
Look.
That sketch is down every two-inch.
45 minutes of this, get me the fuck out.
Your finger is blue?
Isn't that what Jinx uses?
Maybe.
I think Jinx uses chat GPT.
No, he definitely probably uses this one.
He streams every day for the past few years.
He's probably got something to get him going on.
What's the link?
I need that.
No, it's only at a cost.
No, it's a.
You paid, so you paid.
No, it's free.
You paid this free.
Do you guys think there's actual people in the world
who jerk off to that?
Um, yeah, I think I would say first playing the rule of numbers, which I called the rule
of 100.
50 people in your chat are going to download that and they're going to use that.
Oh, they're all saying me.
Yep.
I do every night.
Every night
Get him to spit out popcorn. Yeah, cuz I can't read so that mode the movie
What do you mean they spit out popcorn is that a mini spin out popcorn? Oh
Yeah, it's a minion spinning up up
That's my favorite one cuz I can
Well, I don't know what that's that's already gone too fast. There's there's a bunch of minions
You can you can read these yeah, that's what I'm saying what this one above the minions the words
What's that one say sketch onto something on something what?
How am I on to something what?
Everyone knows the moon landing is fake
Well, look, there's like there's this one where it's two minions spitting up popcorn
Is that just double LL? Oh, yeah, like this one is baby
Maybe.
Maybe.
That one's awesome.
Gay, gay, gay, zinger.
Why?
Because my, my chain sometimes you dance in all different colors or something.
Why are you guys typing random emails?
Listen.
I was, I've been said.
He's got the nicest ass out of everyone.
What?
What?
We're in the back of him.
No.
Just like out of everyone on streamlet.
I have the nicest ass?
I do have a fat ass.
Man, you said the fat part.
Cod.
What?
No, you're-
He does.
You got like that when Drew Ski ever plays, like an ANT
or something, like you got that build.
anti I have like I have a fun fact actually got offered I didn't send
such a minute I got offered to walk down runway
yeah definitely down one like actually got offered to walk to walk on a runway
most of them I can't say for what brand why do you the manager that bad or you
You troll me at the time.
No, I need a manager.
I don't have a manager.
Okay, someone signed Lacey.
It's usually-
I don't want a random manager.
It's usually like a 50-50 cut.
Like let me just hand it over for you.
Wait, 50-50 cut?
Yeah, come on.
What does that mean?
They take 50% of what I make?
Like if you make 50 dollars, I make 50 dollars.
Heck, fuck no, I don't need a manager then.
Come on.
Dude, you know what you're gonna make of?
Alcatraz
We're preparing that
You know what they've already paid us but
2500 you
Did that we split that?
That covers cost the whole day so far
2500 for Alcatraz
It's more managers over all
What are they saying? Yeah, but yeah, I must whoever my mate like I don't know
Oh, I haven't found anybody that I like would want to be my manager.
Griff, yeah, but check Griffin's already with with like
a bunch of other people.
Wait, so what's that?
Is that Griffin's Ron and Jason's manager?
OK.
I mean, 33% female.
Yeah, I do a 33% female demographic.
That's a sales point.
Tall.
What's tall?
Nothing. I haven't talked at all.
Is he still with someone we know?
I'm pretty sure he works in a hair and scope, I think.
Heard scope, what is that, a musical film?
I could be wrong, I don't know.
Tops started off mostly doing my club for a minute.
Yeah, that's how you have a lot of connections.
Are you guys saying, of course, what's your job?
Do you all like, do you not do you all not like tough?
No, I don't like tough.
What about do you all like banks?
Is there was was was banks?
Is there's something I'm missing?
Like I'm like, I'm trying to find out what happened in as like someone
that was like close to both sides and was there for listen, I don't I don't have a problem with anybody
there's nothing that I can look up that's like more understanding that like it
send me text me a link or something there is no link like all I all I
All I heard was that someone that took that loan of money for everything, wanted to start
making money, say 1 in 20% of pretty much everything and y'all didn't have anything,
that they were giving him on paper.
Is that closed?
I don't know.
I can't.
Can we play warmer or colder?
I can't.
What stands as board?
I can't talk about it.
I was just like you're in DA, okay, so like
You see
Do you know what's code?
Listen, I can't I cannot talk until that sounds like an indie
If you want to ask me a question oh my god, there's an earthquake
If you want to shake this way or this way camera guys tell me if it will tell me if I should shut up
God
You're gonna ask me the same questions in 2031 you hit me up. All right
But see y'all still have math right yeah, we have to
And it's safety came up
Perversal notes
It's 12k each
With you that's without utilities and stuff and then 16 with this utilities
Yes, I mean have water balloons right ship. No, I don't remember it's it's it's 12k. Oh, no, it was 16k each and then
Now that Marlins living there, it's 12k each
What it was catching moves
Yeah, then you probably go down to
Like 10 10 9 cage, maybe 9 or 10
If I was to say it's a bit more than would you when you let me live in a ten out there
in a tent?
You could live in a ten out there now if you want.
You're gonna cost you probably like 5k, though, for rent, but no.
Got blip.
What do we got?
We're gonna hit, we'll hit 2k viewers.
We'll pay 5k to rent otherwise we have to stream for 14 hours a day to get that budget
Five you sketch your house now way more than that
How much is your house that you live in now? All it says I love prize picks
Which however is
Okay, got it. It's like you push it a sick move up a hell it's gonna shit your hand every time
What are you talking about you never heard that phrase no pushing a sick mule up hill and it's gonna shit your hand every time
So Lacey with the Hershey's Quartz
I'm trying to get him over a rock like a free-sold
What did sketch take
Pro I didn't take anything to spousy Marius and yeah, how did you get drunk so quick? I'm not drunk. You're not
Bro, do you know do you all think drunk?
Give me water like I'm the I give him water. I see him hit a lot of beer there
Just hit him water
I'm not a hammer
I'm not driving anywhere. I don't
I will take water. Thank you.
I also have two fingers that are broken now FYI, so it's not like when I drop shit
I'm doing it on purpose like I get the half to be like tapped up on the way out of there
I'm like going. Oh my god. That's my rubber again
Is this not fucked up, I don't know if it's dislocated or broken like this is not I don't think this is
Drew, what do you think?
I might have to ask an NFL player like what he thinks is that they've like
You got a straight I try to do that with this one and you know what happened the whole time
Because this did this this one and have that double hands here
How do I drink like a horse?
Will you quit smoking weed yeah, oh shit I
I
Would have once over smoked twice and then
Yeah, it's pretty much it
Makes it easier like have conversations
People think like like sometimes they get like in just more of like a flow state on stream
Also drank today like that
I can think clear when I'm not smoking
So you do it so you don't smoke at all no, but I like I like just general questions and same what people are interested
Like if I were to ask if we were gonna sit here and have a conversation for an hour
Like I would ask you like what's your number one conspiracy?
my number one conspiracy
Yeah
And that can range from like
Fuck, a duck in case you shoot.
Hey!
Uh, driver?
We're going to Shipley's.
Meet us there.
Oh, he's starting.
Do not run the window down, sir.
What, is he got a gun?
I don't know.
I just heard this place is dangerous, so...
But we're gonna find out the hard way eventually.
Chad, what's your guys' number one conspiracy theory?
Um, I would probably say...
The number one, like, easiest is the moon landing is definitely fake.
That's not even a conspiracy anymore.
Yeah, that's why it's boring.
What would you think along the lines of like...
9-11 being an inside job or such stuff.
I don't really know anything about that to be honest.
Did you know Osama Bin Laden was a CIA informant?
I did not.
So Osama Bin Laden worked with the CIA,
hasn't informed it prior to him being radicalized or whatever.
But you also had the owners of the building took out an insurance policy
included terrorism like I think within two years before what happened there was there
was enough there was enough intelligence coming in that there was going to be an attack on
on New York that really thing yes or no they're saying aware I don't know what is aware chat
what does that mean I mean okay so I my main conspiracy recently that I've been into is
like the whole the whole Epstein stuff like either you're still alive yeah I
think I think you're still alive I think you're so I think the crazy part is
that what was I mean like being political Trump ran off of releasing those
files and he's sitting on them. If you didn't have anything in there that didn't affect you
why won't you drop the whole entire thing is just like the whole wait is that the
Golden Gate Bridge? No, it's a pay bridge. The whole situation is just like, I don't know.
It's so like, I watched this video the other day. Let me see if I can find it.
I think I booked Markey because I actually wanted to watch it again.
In the meantime, if you want to watch something that's like a non
like blacked out,
like where they don't really like
West ain't blacked out like what's it called being shadow band a non shadow
band conspiracy mostly documentaries everything's a rich man's trick
there's three hours we can stick it out and teach you a lot there was this guy
there was this tiktok that popped up on my for you page and it was it was it was
a black guy was that it no it's not it and it was he was it was a video of him
in December talking about the Epstein files and I just came on my 40 page a
few days ago and I can't find it anymore and now it's pissing me off
because the shit he was saying I was like damn well dude it's crazy how many
people are affiliated with that like what the fuck is who Stephen Hawking went
to the island like you're talking like I don't even know I don't even know many
strip clubs with wheelchair accessible access like what the fuck was he doing there
he looked like he was a he had a biggest smile in the world then got an divorce
like i mean shit does not make sense
it's steven hawking he didn't have to hawk down shit he's for him it was literally a drive-thru
And you can't even check his hard drive like you have to unplug them
I wouldn't make these type of jokes, but it's Stephen Hawking and you're in the you're you're in the pics
It wasn't yesterday also
So, like that, like that.
Like dude.
It's scene-walking, fuck him, dude.
He's all over the files.
I'm trying to find it, Chad.
It was, dude, Chad, it was like a seven-minute video.
And what this guy was saying was like,
I was like, holy shit, this is so true.
What did it involve, like him staying alive,
or like what he was doing, or like,
like him blacking out.
I don't even remember, I don't remember.
It was just like, the crazy thing is,
imagine how hard it is.
I mean, you're a millionaire.
Yeah.
Think about how hard it is to be a billionaire.
I'm not a millionaire.
Okay.
I'm not.
But imagine how hard it is being a billionaire
and then no one knows what you do.
That would be so nice.
They literally, they just go,
I'm a financial advisor.
And you can follow like people's trading history.
There's more in the history of him buying V-Box than...
And I can't find it, Sketch.
Sketch, I can't find it.
What's a good conspiracy theory?
Jack, what's a good conspiracy theory that you all want me to talk about?
you read one and then you tell me no I'm not like a like I mean that MK ultra
that's a good one what's MK ultra MK ultra was their experience experimenting
like psychedelics in different forms of like things that would like affect your
brain during World War II. I think that's what it is. Chat am I am I on to that one?
Yes or no?
Like like pretty much they would do like they would have like a prisoner of war.
Also chat, just want to make it very clear. That's how LSD was created. Both of us are
very healthy um and neither of us are feeling any depression or bad thoughts thank you true
bro it's really bothering me that i cannot find this this no oh i have a good one giants were
it was a young dude and he was like he was talking and he was like like he was like smart with what
he was saying and he was like he was young he was in his 20s and it was like a
seven-minute video but he posted the video talking about that like if the
Epstein files got released before they got released and what would happen he
like predicted it. So once that Jeffrey started Bitcoin now that would be the
biggest plot test in the world if you told me that Jeffrey Epstein started Bitcoin.
They wiped it off the web. I literally can't find the video. Oh, you want it?
You want to know a good one that actually has a little bit of
Like true to it what when a lot of people think Hitler wasn't killed in that bunker
When they went and did like DNA tests and all this stuff
It came back as a female like because they give you a test like when you when you kill a deer like you
You test its teeth as you know hold it as a so that you you can do different type of
stuff but like a lot of the people that escaped escaped to it was either
Argentina or Venezuela. It's one of those two countries but if you go there
there's still German speaking to this day villages in the middle of the South
American countries but like the Nuremberg Charles they had to gather a lot
of those scientists that were like doing these crazy experience and like
committing war crimes from the country.
So a lot of people think that Hitler did escape
and was able to fake his own death.
So against the beauty of whether Hitler was killed at the time
or lived a die of old age,
you're like, that's a real one.
Interesting.
But there is complete, to this day they speak,
like full blown German and it's in
these South American countries.
It was a lot of like Nazi sleep for it was
Argentina they're saying in the chat.
He has Argentina.
See, I've never even heard of any of this.
She I'm not big on politics.
I'm big on like like you do research on stuff and then like stuff adds up.
Then you create your own like decision on whatever.
That's why I don't ever endorse people.
If you know they wrote like.
Kamala Harris and Donald Trump wanted me to endorse them during the election.
And you'd endorse them?
They wanted me to do like up to like a TikTok with them or like to show up to an event.
With Kamala Harris and who?
Trump.
Like I'm really?
Like both.
I don't know.
I don't know you personally.
I'm not going to endorse you.
Like it's like would you endorse someone like...
I already made that mistake.
I already made that mistake.
Exactly.
You don't really know someone.
But they even wrote and wrote an article
about the importance and influencers
when it came to the election.
And there's a scene in an article mentioning me and Jinx.
He was like, who do you trust?
I was like, don't trust me motherfucker.
Wait, Chad, wasn't there a thing where like,
they tried to do a stream with Kai?
I'm sure they did.
They tried to do everything.
Yes.
Wait, who was it?
It was Kamala.
It was definitely probably Kamala.
Kamala was big on,
on like,
I'm like that guys that we're not a Trump guy, so like that's probably me
Definitely ball
How do you think Aiden got it?
I'll say
people in Trump's camp definitely
He really advised him pretty well on social media people.
That wasn't some old fella that got aid in that deal.
That wasn't Tom that got him that deal or anything like that.
That was his son?
Yeah, it was Barron.
It was Barron Trump that got them.
He's like, you should, dad, you should stream with him and you trusted him.
Trump does put a lot of trust in his sons.
That's like Wython Jr. and all those guys have like pretty outstanding positions
and either politics or his campaigning or his cast.
Yo, can you restart stream?
I wasn't here.
Dana, I don't know anything about the Dana to Trump connection
besides just Dana.
How far are we Dana?
Dana definitely didn't set that dream up.
Not gonna lie, Chad, I'm probably gonna run for president in 2036, I think, it's the year I can run.
What are you gonna run on?
Hopefully, I pray God at the treadmill.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I'm gonna run for president.
President?
I'm gonna run for president.
You don't take no back money we not voting for you
Even the island boys are Epstein kids
I don't know they're like well where did that come from the island boys are Epstein's kids
I think just because island but like I don't
I don't think-
I don't think-
I don't think-
There's a picture of it.
I was like-
Of that.
Like-
Oh, like you look like-
I've been with Officer Legas, kid.
You're lying.
Yeah, look it up.
It looks just like it.
I've never seen it.
I don't think it's that.
But it looks like it.
Yeah, first thing I'm gonna do when I'm president is get rid of all taxes.
What you do is get banned state income tax.
Yeah, it's fine. I'll start with and just keep federal tax. No, but you're in a federal tax too.
Now you pay for shit.
You want to know that's the worst streets in America?
It's a state. It's a state. Highways, worst streets.
Probably Pennsylvania for all the shoe dots.
It's New Orleans.
New Orleans was the last to raise they wouldn't I probably was drinking like 18
for the last ones they stood up for like five years and they cut off federal
funding to them they ended up being like just surpassed pretty much their roads
are 10 years 10 years older than everyone else's and they don't have the
best economy there so it's not like you just know a lot of random shit
Well, if a good fact passes by me, I'll remember it
Like you can tell what's up drama ties are hot
Do you know I do you like history I
Like knowing interesting facts that like you wouldn't believe but like are true and like
It's called being smart. I mean I'm smart too, Japa. I just don't know like random shit
You watch Trappity, I love that shit.
Why are you guys saying, uh, there's no way you guys don't think I'm smart when I'm literally
a college graduate dropout.
Can you dangle that ice on my face?
You're not a college dropout?
I'm a four year vet.
Two year dropout?
No degree.
They're waving at us.
No, they're not.
Isn't this the light in here?
You're going to tell, like...
I don't know. I don't think they know that you have to.
I've been to some of these in there.
Watch now, though, how they are.
A lot of successful people are called the dropouts.
Well, the thing is, if I wanted to, I could probably go back to school
and finish and become a lawyer right now if I wanted to.
No, what you would do, you would go back to school and get swarmed.
And everybody would say, Lacey, how'd you lose so much weight?
How'd you lose so much weight?
You'd have to give a seminar or something.
It's the same kids?
Is this in ball proof?
If you live in a packed city, you don't need to college, just grind hard, hustle hard and follow the money.
That was so close to being inspirational.
Name three athletes that you've met that you feel like were the most genuine people.
Me?
Yeah.
us. I'd say one of mine is Cam Jordan. I really knew that many athletes. Shredor Sanders.
And then Cam Scatabone. Yeah, I didn't really meet that many athletes, to be honest. You
met a shit ton. No, I didn't. You think of NFL? Tony Jefferson. Tony Jefferson, definitely.
I was just going for like the most recent ones.
I'd say Tony Jefferson.
I'd say Dwight Howard.
Yep.
Best title of all time.
And Jake Future.
I haven't met Jed as in person yet.
Oh, and Eden Hazard.
He was really cool.
Eden Hazard, he's a football player.
For what?
For football, like soccer.
Oh, jeez, what's John's?
What's your favorite um
Are you sending out with the feed you want?
Yo, you just stopped mid-question, okay, you're answering no question bro
what what do you look at me like that for how healthy are you what do you what
does that mean I'm not feeling the best right now I'm gonna be honest I'm
trying to push through but I'm fucking going through it at the moment you're
gonna kill half the NFL that's I really think first for you I really don't think
Oh my god.
Dude, this is not a good idea.
We're also showing up like, um, what's on this boarder's chart?
730.
The man was. 730 you said. Awesome.
That's when the red carpet opens though. It's like this dreamer award. How long does it take?
There's a red carpet for this?
It's the entire NFL. It's almost like if you're gonna,
If you just get around for 30 minutes, then you have like people coming in left and right and you just have to go chat
Who is that and then show up to okay? Here's my problem. I get nervous like I have you in a cup
I'm the person that has the least amount of social anxiety
But when it comes to meeting new people I get really nervous you and Druski damn near were flirting
What do you mean?
That's different, but like I was I wouldn't have went up to Druski if you didn't say oh
This is late to be met Lacey. I would never have went up to Druski and introduce myself
I'm just saying I like at this event. I probably won't introduce myself to anybody
Yeah, well, it's just
It's all dude you introduce yourself like a normal person, so what do I say y'all was good?
It's a little a king in LA. No you go. Hey, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
You guys, anyone who they're gonna be?
Chat, who is this?
They get it right, you go.
Hey, what's up?
Dak Prescott, nice to meet you.
Dak Prescott's gonna be there.
You don't mind if I'm live streaming, just FYI,
but I'm a big fan of yours.
Wait, Dak Prescott's gonna be there?
He was there last time, the entire NFL's gonna be there.
It's a madden event.
It's literally only NFL players in a cup.
Like it's not even like a,
so that's why when he said like the Tony,
call Tony and ask him.
He probably went last year.
Bro, like it's like, I played with,
we wanna see what it looks like.
Yeah, let me see.
Do they know that you're like that we're streaming?
Like do they know that I'm gonna be IRLing or no?
I'm a host.
But do they know that I'm gonna be IRL-ing?
I thought you talked to them about that.
Well, I told them I was coming.
I didn't tell them I was gonna be IRL-ing.
What do you mean, okay?
Arriving.
Okay, the chat was.
But that's not just what that's worse than the Huggers' children.
They come through, they play one play with me, and then they're in the thing.
They have to do it.
Wait, they come and they have to play one play in Madden?
Yeah, it's like a one play challenge.
Besides that, they do like, like there's like Ryan Clark, like, you know those?
Yeah.
What do you even play with?
You specifically see those.
Okay.
You know, the podcast he does with the, you know, the podcast.
Well, he was there the last time I was doing his podcast next to that station.
Yeah.
Am I about to infect the whole end of that?
Okay.
Do they, but I feel, I don't, I, I didn't tell them I was going to be
a high ol' streaming.
I'll infect me and then I infect them.
Oh my God.
I didn't tell them I was going to be IRL streaming.
Please raid me if you're going to fear me.
Please raid me.
No, your part that you're streaming is just like in a separate section, right?
I'm telling you you can bounce around the venue
Like I think we some I don't remember the conversation
We get you access with your stuff we walking together like
But yeah, he's showing me that they say no
Go home I
Just kidding. No, but like that. It's two there. They want cameras
but wait that's what we already said you already sent your information yeah I
know but if you go in there and you just go like talk to a lady you go I think
in fact Justin Jefferson they're like yeah you should probably go home then go
in there you go I'm over my senses
What's going on?
What happened?
Tom Brady's in there?
These are all cards still?
Yeah, we have a couple locations.
No, they have a couple locations.
Interesting.
Do we have anything to do to one?
What?
You're saying you're the only one with a moth with plenty of Japanese food?
Huh?
Me or you?
You're saying that?
I think...
I think...
I think you got five minutes for that.
Don't...
Wait, so Che, you do it...
I shouldn't say anything when I go in there, right?
No, you say, hey, I'm Lacey.
I have to be so...
Dude, this is the most insane car I've ever been on in my life.
Listen.
How far away?
What?
How far?
What?
How far?
What?
How far?
What?
How far?
How far?
What?
How far?
What?
How far?
What?
How far?
What?
What?
How far?
What?
What?
What?
This clip this I'm not sick. Lacey refuses to read chat. I am reading chat
Oh shit Aaron Rogers is there. Yeah, ask him for I want to our present. You'll probably be fine next day
Everyone will be there
I
Get like you guys are just seeing random things. Oh they're saying all Steelers people. Yes, I actually
Don't think I'm right. She'll do it like this either like Tom Brady's not going to be here
Say you all would be there. Okay. I don't people I don't think we'll be here. I don't think that's Matthew Safford over here
If we could Troy Paula Mullins there. No, he's not like you know, there's lying
I'm going on a red carpet with a fucking with a blue car with a pink hoodie, it's a blue carpet a blue carpet a pink hoodie and
George is going on all men, um, socials.
There's even a lot of people there,
but this isn't the, you don't need a taxi, you know.
You say your little A, how about your chain?
I'm gonna be so bad.
It's a bad to go to shit.
PJ Watt waiting looking for you.
He might be there.
And if he is, I'm going to say, hey, this guy's a brainless.
Watch out.
As a fellow Steelers fan, watch out.
Unless...
Okay.
I
Okay, they don't think that's not gonna be there and if they show up if you have to give like
I don't think wait you think Caleb Williams will be there that's a good one
Shall we're about to be there bro, it's been like I think I think you will probably now
I think you could high chance Rome Rome was there for the thing Rome it is a yeah, but they're both in the pro
Not date
He's on TMZ
Double barrel shotgun that shot off and you hit one of them
Hey, bro, how are you still in the car? It's been two hours. Yo, shut up, bro. It's super weekend. Okay. Fuck you
Kenneth Gainwell will be there
probably
Justin Jefferson, what about that?
Jetta, I don't know. Did you watch Ace? I bet you both those two will be there
Yeah, maybe.
You know what he's scared of?
Give her a chat with her.
You don't like washed money, do you?
No, no, no. I'm very stingy with that money.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Hey, Jose, I sent you the address.
It should be on the backside of the building, I think.
I believe so, yes.
Everyone put on your flashlights out the camera
and say Jesse Jefferson in the car.
Oh, no, see, I don't feel like I'm in front of you guys.
Are you nervous or are you having heat flyers?
No, for a reason, for a reason, my ears are really hot in here.
It's hot in here.
You want to cool down?
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
Oh my god, that's still amazing.
Tom Brady 12's in the chat.
I'll be there man can't wait to meet you and show you around the place.
I can help introduce you to players as well.
Appreciate you Tom Brady 12.
What other number do you have?
Where did he just walk past us?
No, I dap them up.
Do you not know?
Lacey still doesn't know.
Were we there the whole time together?
Yeah.
No, just that one part.
No, I was like that whole day.
Our guy was Tom Brady's son.
What?
For real?
Jack Casey, yeah.
I didn't know that.
Or Tom Jack Casey, Jack Brady.
W. Tom.
Yeah, Chad.
So we're Tom Brady in a chat, bro.
What's funny?
We were at guy being tall as hell looking, like young kid.
These kids like 18, 17 or something like that.
Like right before high school, football court right?
Mm.
Mm, what?
Huh?
A.
A.
Damn.
My stomach hurts.
The best thing to do is
Grab your face and then push right here.
Yeah, it should be off to the right.
Please get me out.
Yeah, it's a good...
Get me out of here.
Yeah, I'm trying to fucking hold it together here, man, yeah, also, I want to ask you the
question.
So crack attack, fuck you.
Not saying crack attack.
basically one of the NFL players I was supposed to have on my watch party their
manager canceled because I was sick and the other player well it was a retired
player he just ghosted me like he just stopped answering
So why you guys laugh it's not funny you literally just stop answering bro you guys could probably guess who it is
I've talked about doing a shrooming him in the past
So I'm asking you guys would you guys rather me still do the watch party here is or would you rather me do the watch party back in LA with all the guys
That's probably what I'm gonna do. I might I might fly back tomorrow or just have Russell drive me back
No, I'm just feeling a little under the weather here Matt
because chat I'm supposed to do it with a couple players but
okay I'm going to see if I can watch that.
What?
Oh this is it?
No, oh I didn't give Russell's name at all
Nothing
Hella NFL, oh TJ Watson in the chat, yo Lacey excited to meet you bro big fan, oh thank you
G.J.? That's sick, bro.
Wait, is it this NBA? Is this the NBA readout?
This is where the fucking Warriors play.
Good to see you, man.
Good to see you, man.
Nice to see you, bro.
Thanks, brother.
You're doing great.
How are you?
Good to see you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, you guys live right now?
Here we are.
What's up, gentlemen?
Who's who?
I don't know.
Who's which?
What?
That's his, it's mine.
Sometimes we're swapping back and forth to each other, though.
This shit's gonna be heck of a thing.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about you.
I'm talking about you.
I'm talking about you.
I'm talking about you.
I'm talking about you.
We're swapping back and forth to each other's though. This shit's gonna be happy. That's kind of cause I'm a lot of respect for you guys
I can do this. It's very impressive. It's tiring. You guys are locked in at all times
24-7
Who's the guy who's the super handsome fucking like giga Chad guy?
Marlin is that his name? Yes
Because he's always with you in the clips. Yeah, it's Marlin and he's a he's a good-looking guy. Shoot. Is that a thanks
I just heard all the tires
Oh Marlin looks so good
You look great too with a lion doll
You look good
Oh shit
What are you going on?
Cameraman, sit in the car
He does?
Wait a second, you guys think I look good?
No
Okay
mosque you guys change title some click-based stuff
some tell me we're not getting in guys I honestly wouldn't be upset
on the side quest that was Tom Brady's card shop Tom Brady's card pop-up shop
I heard the city was not the safest to walk around IRLing in the most scary.
That's what I was told.
Maybe not, man.
No, we don't worry about that.
Something is telling me I'm not going in here, Jack.
Please be advised, EA and my sponsor partner will be filming and recording and taking photographs during the event.
Going back and forth with some of the patterns here. Going back and forth with a pass on.
So you need a whole lot of wristbands to be given up and not to...
I think it was first base.
I'm not gonna grab six now, man.
So he's gonna grab three more.
What is this fucking...
This fucking... the sims dress up, bro?
What?
Chance, I thought I don't wanna be here. I just don't feel good, bro.
Y'all up y'all. Fuck you.
This is not my type of... what?
This is...
Who are you?
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I could just turn into an interviewer.
I don't want to touch it.
You can randomly get a really good one.
Pseudo gambling.
It's kind of cool though.
What if you got like a crazy one?
We definitely got better ones than that.
Oh, that makes sense.
I want to get one so bad.
I just want to get the little box.
Oh, that was ours.
You're going to find the help?
Yeah, it's going to come in the stream and see what I can, see what kind of causes it.
and I can get here it's gonna be a bunch of athletes here so should be really fun
yeah so it's at the chase center this is where the warriors play right yeah do
play basketball actually D1 for Duke I was I was D1 for a little bit that I
tore my ACL would have gone to the league otherwise I was actually league
down had a dreams I swear I've seen a clip of that of you too like literally
chucking a foot like a basketball like off the house and then it goes all
shot and it just says aura yep I'm low key uncle Chad I'm sorry but I do see
this guy 27 22 22 22 what what day 18 of February yeah
two weeks three weeks that's pretty close to Valentine's Day this guy got
I lined up for Valentine's Day.
I lined up for Valentine's Day.
A little dinner handcuffs.
Wow.
He's taken Marlon.
I just learned his name.
He's taken Marlon, I think.
Did the VA send you guys, or are you guys just going for fun?
No, so last night, I was talking to Sketch.
He was like, yeah, I'm going to this event tomorrow.
He's like, you should come and stream it.
And he sent me the guy's name.
So I texted the guy, and I was like, hey,
I try to stream the event, can I pull up here?
Yeah, give me your name, so then...
Yeah, I am.
Fun. That's cool.
You do have a name here?
Yeah, same thing sketches do.
I play Madden, that's what I do.
Yeah, I've seen yourself play a Madden before.
Are you mic'd up somewhere?
Yeah.
Oh, just wow, I can't believe you guys do that.
Like, how long do you go from here?
At least that's like, take a piss.
Do you just like, hang out?
I just say like, hey,
Chad will appear real quick,
and then he'll just like,
talk to the camera for like a minute
or two when I go to the bathroom.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool actually.
I question like 10, 12 hours every night.
Shhh.
Yeah, it's a long time.
Tell him I said go Lions.
Who are you?
I'm from Michigan.
What's your team?
Steven.
Steven.
I'm from Pittsburgh.
Yeah, I'm from Aerie, Pennsylvania.
Hell yeah, bro.
That's sick.
It's dangerous out there.
No, it's not.
Hahaha.
I just think, man, that's not your thing.
That's hell yeah, yeah, not.
Oh, it's dangerous.
What?
Wait, we're not getting it.
I don't feel like we just got stopped at the gate.
I think he just indicated it, man.
They're not letting me in, y'all.
I'm going to stop at the gate.
I'm going to stop at the gate.
Wait, I'm going to tell them.
I'm not sure. Your name has to be on all this.
If not, it's fine. I can go. I don't want to ruin your sketch.
I'm trying to work something out right now.
Yeah, that's cool.
So it looks like you're good.
It looks like your name is rather important to find that.
So Russell's our kid?
We can't add anybody else, right?
That's the only thing.
So I'm saying it's a quick thing to do.
And Russell?
That's so cool.
We've always got this plan out here.
We've got some two hours and we're out like right to Shaq's point.
So it's going to be a pretty quick thing where I will stick with you.
What are we thinking, Chad?
How far is the hotel?
Yeah, you can do that.
Let's go.
Yeah, he's that guy.
Well, shall I make sure Russell gets back the tournament?
That's not that bad.
That guy looks so familiar.
I don't know why.
The guy behind me standing with the chain.
I don't know why he should be so familiar.
I don't know where he was from.
I don't know where he was from.
Oh, yeah?
Yes.
I don't even know where he was from.
So you gotta check that under me.
That's not Jeddas.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
On Nicholas Fosco?
Oh no, you're good. They're just laughing at me whenever I say it.
Never I say they laugh at me.
That's true, guys.
Go ahead, Chad, laugh.
Go ahead, point, laugh.
Nicholas, sweet Nicholas.
Nice, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sweet-ass name, nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my sweet.
Bro thinks he has aura.
When did I say that?
So what would happen if I tried to seek onto the court?
I mean, you're lazy.
I mean you're lazy, why not then?
It's like a comic or an event.
You want to try to go to the court?
What? Are you fine? Good.
It's like inside the events center though, so I don't know if we're going to have like easy access or not.
I gotta go explore the arena.
This is like foot jumps.
Find the back rooms of the arena?
Everybody's got like nice clothes on and chains.
Yeah, I got you.
What's up? How you doing?
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Is that a guard dog?
No, bro, thank you.
You look better in person.
Appreciate you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Nah, he's not.
Nah, not here.
He's at a different place.
I don't know where he's at though.
Wait, so chat.
If that dog can attack, he looks so nice though.
I know, but like, it doesn't even, they attack.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
What up?
Wait, so it's like, he looks so sweet,
He could like attack if you made him
Yeah, he's pain oh he just smells shit
What do you mean is he blind?
That's a service animal
He's a canine. He smells out drugs and bombs and shit.
It's a bomb dog.
He gets paid in treats.
How you doing?
Yeah, they're out for your mouth.
Yeah, they're guys.
They're with us. We're part of the brand.
If they don't have credentials, no.
They're with us. We're like with a brand partner.
It's like, I'm with Scott. She's performing like...
Yeah, but it's still going to have media credentials.
They're coming out.
Yeah. They're all good.
So we can verify that?
I mean...
We've got a cough on the bottom.
Oh, no.
We've got a cough on...
Oh, no, Chad.
Oh, God.
Who's stream typing, bro?
The warrior's called.
It's about Steph Curry.
Refusing to stop?
Well, they're not. We're brand partners with the A.
What?
Yeah, I got you the photo.
I'm confused, what are we doing wrong?
We're fusing the stop.
What am I doing? We're standing here.
Of course, nice to meet you guys. How are we going?
He said, are we refusing to stop?
I'm not trying to cause a ruckus though.
Yeah, of course.
Where at like digger, you want to see?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get the whole thing.
You got the whole thing.
Look at me.
Of course.
Oh, now I'm good.
I keep on love.
You want to see now?
Take care, Tom.
I'll see you up there.
I'll see you up there.
I'll see you up there.
I'll see you up there.
Good job.
I heard about your credentials.
Yeah.
So would a bit, guys.
We'll come down in the little mill pads.
I know, but I don't want to sit you there.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
He said he...
Oh, what is his problem?
Look, he's like snitching on us.
We were just saying that.
I feel like we were like screaming and yelling.
Look, he's like mad that we can record.
Look at him. Look at him. He's still complete.
No disguising like a pig.
He's like are you guys refusing to stop filming?
As she's like giving us glasses and getting inside.
I told them I was a security power drinker.
I was like, nah.
I was like, yes, bro.
Wait, I'm supposed to go over here, right?
Nah, you do it.
I don't know.
Take your directive.
I'm going to do a security protocol, okay?
I'm going to hear a complaint now.
Shout out EA, shout out EA for being so cool and let me go inside and film.
Maybe I'll get my own uh, maybe I'll be on a cover one day
Wait, you just tell me to go to the corner?
Wait, so I have to go wait in the corner?
Wait, I have to wait in the corner?
You're in timeout corner.
Okay.
How do I have to wait here?
Look, I got there and it's running us past.
Why?
I don't know.
I just have to wait.
the corner. Yeah. For how long?
Face the wall.
So Chad the event starts in 10 minutes
Sketch is doing the he's playing Madden so he's in a whole different like room
he's probably like in a room where he's playing because he just got that he just
got his card. That's actually sick Chad you guys didn't know sketch got a card
in that in there's like a sketch player you could play as.
You walked past him. Oh, I was told to go sit in the corner Chad. I wonder where
Tony Jefferson's at.
Chad, who do you guys think the coolest?
I just have trouble introducing myself to people.
I don't know what to say when I walk up to you.
And I'm like, hey, how's it going, man?
Nice to meet you.
My name's Lacey.
And I am actually a Twitch streamer at the moment.
Inspiring model.
That's not the quarter move back a bit buddy
Practice I'm not you I'm Tom Brady.
You're Tom Brady?
I'm chilling over here.
No, probably like doob scroll on my phone.
Tom?
I'm a fucking fat lord.
Tom, nice to meet you Lacey.
What's up bro?
I'm streaming.
You mind me?
I'm streaming.
I'm streaming.
Tom, nice to meet you, Lacey.
What's up, bro?
I'm streaming.
Do you mind if we record this?
Yeah.
How you doing, man?
It's Lacey here, King of LA.
They call me.
I'm actually a Twitch streamer.
I also mod a little bit for counter time.
I don't know, man.
Sorry.
Nice to meet you, though.
Nice to meet you, Tom.
See?
That went well.
Are you trying to riz him?
I think the problem that I have chat is I know them already and they don't know me so
it doesn't make sense for me to go up and be like, hey, what do you do for a living?
Because I already know.
No, but that's fine.
Do not say you're the king of LA
You're just shocked
Why can't I say I'm the king of LA I don't understand what's bad about that
Try and act like a journalist I don't want to come off as like an interviewer like hey
Do you have a nickname by any chance you mind if I recommend one?
The Emerald City Route Artist.
Well, I have an idea.
What if you start going up to people, like,
pull out your phone?
Alright, and then hold it like that,
and then ask them how many likes to do a stream.
I'm not doing that, bro.
Why?
Well, that's some, that's obviously the message.
That's hard.
The E.C.R.A. The Emerald City Route Artist.
Okay, isn't it crazy that if, if those four bets hit the Super Bowl,
we could be rich?
Who is we? You're getting a new car. They don't get shit.
Jetta's is here.
Little confused going on here. Is this the whole thing?
Okay, so, chat, what are the odds all the players come in, play a game, and then leave, and I'm just going to go up to the party, like just me, Jerome Russell, and just like be sitting in the corner in a chair,
eating food.
Nothing wrong with food.
How's my fit at least, chap?
Is my fit good?
Yeah, it's a fucking sketch.
This dude Russell's wearing a Patriots jersey.
People who just lost the Patriots all season.
Wait, they're going up there, should we follow them?
Oh no, he stopped.
Show them the wristband, maybe?
Yeah, it goes right over there.
Thank you.
We don't even know where I'm going.
Don't even know where I'm going.
Act like we belong.
Confidence is key.
Confidence is key.
What's up, man?
Thank you.
What's the circle 730?
What's the circle 730?
What's the answer?
Yeah, thanks.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
You
How is that bad
Oh my god
What that's an F.O. player
He's a tailor jersey on who's number 21 tailor for the Commanders
That's Sean Taylor?
No way.
No way that's Sean Taylor.
That guy was white.
He passed recipes.
Wait, should we try to go down and see?
How you doing?
Good, how are you?
Amazing, I'm Lacey.
Nice to meet you.
Kelly, nice to meet you too.
Yeah, do you want to do some EA?
Yeah, with EA doing some media stuff around the event.
Oh, cool, cool.
Yeah, I'm a curatari and some of my EA friends invited me to come check this out.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I didn't totally know what I was coming to, to be honest.
Yeah, I didn't either.
They just came in and they said, hey, you want to have you come out, do some media stuff around the event,
interview some of the players on the red carpet.
So I'm just here catching a snack before I go down, yeah.
Cool.
Okay, so you're going to go down there and it's going to be with athletes coming in?
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
There's people in the line and everyone's like, oh, I love your content.
content and I was like I don't know who that is yeah cool cool it was nice to
meet you I was here in the trick and tenders
you do that over there someone calling your name all you want to do is go over
there all you want to do is get your lacy lacy
no content
I'm not sure.
Should we go try to get on the court?
I'm down.
I'm going to go down the court.
Court?
Barlicia was the actual court to right now.
I'm not able to see.
Once again, I have no idea if I'm supposed to be leaking when I'm out of shell.
I think we'll have a couple of people that will be sitting over there, I think all of these things will all forgive you.
You look on the right, the other is all of the top, they're basically.
Hi everyone. Hi.
I'm trying to get you out of here.
I'll get out of here.
Act like you belong.
There's tables and stuff down there.
It says Saddle Club.
But that right there is literally,
that's Curry, take that crazy game winner on.
Think about that, Jack.
Like you guys are literally witnessing a court
where the Warriors pass the ball into Curry
against the Thunder and he dribbled down, pulled it.
Pull it up and got a double bang bang and sent the Thunder home
Curry way downtown bang right there
That was an okay, see
I don't know. We can't get down there.
Here we come. We can. This way, down and around.
There's glass everywhere.
Are you blind?
Where do you not see glass?
Right there.
You're always gone from the down.
Follow me, assistant.
you
you
you
you
you
you
What in the Minecraft video?
Yeah.
Why do they got Minecraft videos?
Right here?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We're talking about us.
We're talking about us.
We have reference bands.
I don't know, maybe, maybe, maybe something's wrong with that.
Okay.
I'm gonna go to the front, I'm gonna go to the front, I'm gonna go to the front.
I'm gonna go to the front.
Go back to red carpet for what?
How's it going?
You think I'm doing this one?
That's part of the movie up here.
It's a movie up here, Chad.
Tom Brady.
Tom Brady?
Tom Brady's in a chat.
He said, bro, you're leaking everything.
If you're going downstairs, you can go right around this corner right here.
Thank you so much.
Whoa, look at this, chat.
I'm going to move this far.
Huh?
There's a lot of people down there.
What you doing?
Who is sketch with right now?
I see him with someone.
Wait, that's, that's just Dane?
He's with Eli Mac.
I'll go back downstairs but it's not very active at least yet.
I'll make you
Buddy's dressed like Timmy Turner.
How am I dressed like Timmy Turner?
Go find yourself a sponsor.
Yeah, so you want me to just touch our talking people and find myself a sponsor?
What do you mean find us a sponsor?
My god is it the emerald city route artist
It's the emerald city route artist
What's up, didn't we lock down the red carpet see what's popping over
Here we go.
Who's that, Charlie?
They got snacks up there, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Chick-a-lip ore, Chick-a-lip ore.
That's Jamie's...
That's Jamie's over there, huh?
Is that Brandon Marshall's man?
There's our receiver number 15.
So this is the Madembow.
You know what, I have a little podcast going on there. Jamie's doing some interviews over there.
What I'm getting is all the like celebrities and players are going to come in and they're going to go through the stations.
They're all the way across and they told me to go sit in the corner and go upstairs.
So I think they put me in a lounge with all the family and friends.
Um...
Well, we can start our own booth.
We can start our own booth?
Yeah! We can start our own booth!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's really good.
It's all right.
I'll let it off.
Hey, where's Megan?
No, I missed her.
I'm a teammate.
Where'd she go up or down?
Damn.
I feel like I'm not supposed to be here.
I don't want to lay yes but I don't like that's I don't want to be I don't want to
be a what's the word I know you a nuisance
No, not a nunce. Oh my god, wait, catch the football from Brandon Marshall, hold on.
Did he just throw the ball to him? Fuck man.
Scream, I'm the bomb. I'm not screaming that. Yo, who just called me a ball boy?
I'm not a ball boy.
I'm open!
Stop saying son!
I'm right over here!
Did I go back to my corner yet?
They literally told me to go to the corner!
What do I do here?
I don't have a roll.
Oh
Try to seek under the red car
You're not very good at networking, how much is a network of people that I don't know?
It's different on stream, you don't just go up to like people who would shove a camera
their face at an event and be like hey let's met like my name's Lacey these
aren't people that like like respect me like these are not people that I would
ever like I don't know this guy in a blue suit with a big window on his chest
That's quite literally what you do know it's not it's different on your streaming chat
and to be fair some people this article seven people I'm not so person to just go up and
I don't know. That's just not me.
Yes
No, that is not March
Maybe the party's popping up top again, let's go check.
Yeah
So the event started eight minutes ago officially so maybe it's maybe upstairs is popping down
Maybe it's like popping in the event.
You need to be more confident, yo.
But like you guys, I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm not, I'm not going
up to people that like, like to old businessmen, you put a camera and say in my car, I'm not
business man with a camera and saying like hi my name is Lacey like what the
fuck is that gonna do for me?
What's the movie in here?
It's popping up here.
Okay.
Where's Russell?
Why did you come then because I'm not I'm a man
No, I'd rather not get kicked out.
Well, yeah, I think there's probably multiple events.
We're wanting to get his steps in.
Well, no, I was with Sketch and Sketch had to come here,
and I walk in, they tell me to go into the corner.
You guys want me to like force myself on to the fucking carpet at an event?
The elevator?
Got it.
Didn't we go down that way already?
Oh.
I'm going to show you all how to really network in this elevator while it's at the same time.
Me, I'm more of a close encounters type of person.
I don't want to be in an event, in public space, I want to be close encounters, while
Yes. Beautiful day out, isn't it?
Night.
Night.
You guys come here often?
No.
First time.
First time.
First time.
First time.
First time.
I said to a network, son.
That was it.
See, I don't know what you guys want me to do.
There's nobody on this side of the corner.
And I can't get there.
The security guard told me to go sit in the corner.
He never said go in the corner.
I'm in the fucking photographer section
Well back to my spot y'all nice
How are you? I'm Matt's manager. Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
Come here often? Yes, sir.
Appreciate you taking the time, man. Of course.
Amazing. Congrats for everything. Nice to meet you. Thank you so much.
W Network. W Network. W Network.
W Network. You know what? Not bad. Wasn't bad.
What brings you here, sir?
Work today, work today, guys.
Okay, nice.
W network, W network.
That's those tall ones, these tech stressors.
See, like all the media people are on the other side.
I gotta get over there.
How you doing?
How come you're here today?
I was standing with some junior.
Wow, amazing, amazing.
Josh, I saw you in a video.
I like the jacket.
Thanks man.
Appreciate it bro.
Stealers. Yeah, what brings you here today?
I'm with EA.
Yeah, me too.
Where's you here?
Trying to get in the next matting.
Yeah?
Running back.
That's what I'm hoping for.
Oh yeah.
Let me know though.
Pleasure to meet you.
Me too, bro.
Lacey.
Yeah, thank you.
I'll get off the brick, the blue carpet, and then I'll go for a sketch for a bit.
someone to die. Okay.
I'm going on a blue carpet.
I started from here. I think it's on the end.
Are you going to ask me questions?
What are they going to ask me?
I'm not an NFL player.
They're going to ask me questions like I'm an NFL player.
How many were somethings you got this year, how many yards?
125 receptions, 850 yards.
That's not great, huh?
That's not good at all.
You were kind of lost.
But you were like the best receiver on like the Raiders, right?
Yes.
Yes, G.O. Smith was sort of all to me.
So I'm starting here.
What does that reach for?
I'm standing around, says an odd bash out.
So Chad, you guys didn't know every NFL player has to play a snap on Madden.
So that's why they're actually having me come down to play a snap because I am considered
one of the NFL players here today.
I'm going to be playing a little snap on Maddie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Play Tom.
We'll play Tom.
OK.
OK, we got it.
You should have snuck through.
You should have snuck through.
You know when the time has come, Maddie?
No.
No.
Let's get set.
Hold on.
Hold on, Chow.
OK, I'm about to witness my real game of skills.
I got caught up to a table.
What's up bro?
Eli, can you get your coffee?
Lacey, you wanna grab a controller and talk to this mic right there?
You wanna run it up?
I gotta put the card?
Yes.
Lacey?
You wanna play Lacey?
Let's go.
Alright, I'm gonna see you, honks.
My office is in your face.
Uh, hey Lacey, welcome to the OneDrive Challenge.
I love you so much bro.
You're awesome.
You get hot here?
Come on, let's go.
You're gonna sweat.
You know what this is? This is real life work.
Are you the Patriots or is he the...
I'm the Patriots.
Okay, cool.
Fine. Alright, so if you score on sketch, you win, bro.
For one drop challenge.
Nope.
You don't win anything.
You have some...
Is that the last time we played?
You play Madden a lot, dog?
Yeah.
That's the sum of it.
Last time we played, I mean, I said 80-0.
Damn, that's for real?
That was because we won the 10-10s.
Unangry?
Alright, Chad. Lacey's the Patriots.
Let's see if he can score on sketch.
He's rolling out with Drake May.
You know what he's doing.
OK.
Now you're playing sweet.
I'll get you out, though.
This is what my job is.
I'll sketch you one for one right now, though.
I'm your friend.
He scores on you the 1 for D.
You're right.
OK, OK.
What is that?
Hold on.
Oh, good D.
Great yes, good D.
Good defense.
Good D, bro.
You're smart.
You're doing well.
You want to do my distraction, D, bro?
big one? Yes. All right. Yo, Lacey, bro, so, uh, when'd you get it to streaming, bro?
Not gonna work on me.
Hey, Jack, is that where you're going?
Whoa!
You're gonna keep trying? Yeah, yeah, I want to keep trying. Yeah, I want to keep trying.
You think you're gonna give one drive at this? Okay, well, guess what? I got two more down.
You see that, Drew?
Sketches. One drive challenge. So, who scored so far? No one.
Um, who beat you? Uh, so you lost to, uh, Michael, you lost to, uh, Michael, you lost to, uh,
like Durwin James, bro.
Durwin James, go to him in two plays.
And well, Durwin is a bro, he's also a bro.
Easy work.
Good line.
All right, man.
Hey, Shady, Lacey came out his floor.
Thank you so much, Lacey.
We got Hollywood Brown pulling up next.
Hey, good stuff, bro.
This has been a challenge.
All right, let's hurry up and get the drop set up.
Walks right, Carpe, you said.
Um, yeah, for show!
Good, how are you? Nice to meet you too.
Me too.
L-A-C-I-E, yeah?
Yes, yes, yes, L-A-C-I-E.
Or no, L-A-C-Y, L-A-C-Y.
I convinced you your name was different than a photo.
Yeah, you did.
So what exactly does this entail right here?
So a still photo here.
Right here?
Yeah.
Who there viewing me there's about 20 out of people
Max I mean they might not want to talk to you but you'll have a name and if they want to you can or we can say he's not doing interviews
Hi
Your picture?
Do it
That's your man bro
Love the fucking hustle
Appreciate it
It's great shit
Thank you
Live on stream right now let's go
Always live
Probably always live
Always live
You too as well
It's nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
What's your uh, what's your case?
I have.
It's amazing. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you guys. Thank you.
So what is this? So I'm walking.
You can do interviews if you want. If not, you can do a still photo here and then there's a glam bot in the middle.
A what? A glam bot. What is that?
It's pretty good, you should, you can lamp off.
Okay.
And then a few more outlets at the end in the neuter.
Okay, yeah, I'll do that.
Okay.
It's like the lamb bar.
You're gonna find out, it's gonna be fun.
Okay.
This is Chris, he's gonna walk you down.
Hey dude, Chris, I see you're sorry man.
You're a liar.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I can't even pose this for this.
That's enough, Ty.
That was good, right? That was good.
Alright, what's up, man?
We're going to be shot. We're going to be shot in the rubbery hands.
Wait, is this the plan bot?
Yeah.
Rub your hands together and look at me, Muggin.
Second shot, you look away, look at me.
Third shot, you flex.
Okay, okay, yeah.
First shot, rub your hands together, look at me.
There you go.
All right, now look away.
Now you look at me.
All right, I think I'll flex.
That's all I want to say, there you go.
Beautiful, good job.
You got me in the next EA Madden.
You heard about that?
Oh, hi!
You got me running back in the next one.
Really?
I know, it's crazy.
the play ball yeah back in our seventh grade okay I'm hiding the um I would hide
in the bathroom during all the tackling drills I don't want to get tackled no
it's not it's not all cut up
that's a good one I'd say on a field full of rose petals in Alabama with Drake
easy wide receiver next year Super Bowl mashup I'm gonna say
I'm going to say Lions versus Chiefs.
Hi House of Highlights, it's Lacey.
Hi House of Highlights, it's Lacey.
Thank you.
Of course you have.
Can I get a score prediction and an MVP on for someone?
Score prediction, I'm going to say 28, 24,
Sam Dardo, the VP.
Amazing.
I heard you did a bicycle kick and a recent charity match.
Can you tell me a little bit more about that?
Yeah, I mean, it was one for the history books, to be honest.
Saw the ball coming up in the air.
There's a lot of AI videos going around where it made it look like I missed the ball.
But the real video you could see, balls in the air, bicycle kick, flicks,
kicked it right in the goal score.
And the next charity match?
Yes.
I'm going to successfully complete a bicycle kick inside the chair.
Amazing.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
All right, give me your Madden rankings for these everyday tasks.
First one, alarm clock awareness.
Honestly, 99.
Oh yeah, you get a quick news news?
I don't think I've ever missed an alarm.
Ever.
Oh wait, you said no snooze?
No snooze.
Okay, so I have a meta that I do.
It's a new method.
It's where you set the alarm to like an hour before you actually have to wake up.
Okay.
And then you turn it off and set it for another hour so you get more sleep.
that text back speed that face says it all 70 70 okay the face said worse but
last one parallel parking at least I appreciate it nice to meet you
how was your experience I was amazing especially
people with the guitar and trees are amazing out there.
Yeah.
Who respires to the most with their footballing ability?
At the match or in general?
At the match, yeah.
Um, probably... Marcella.
Of course.
Do you have a soccer team, a football team that you support?
Spain.
Spain?
Yep.
What about the UK?
Is there like a Premier League team or anyone that you're kind of rooting for at the moment?
Yes, Barcelona.
Barcelona?
Okay, we'll go.
Is that a Premier League team?
No, they're basically Spain.
How about Arsenal, Man United, Liverpool, anyone like that?
Argentina.
Argentina.
We will Argentina and Barcelona.
Love it brother.
Thank you so much.
Damn, will you stick with it?
I don't know.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Lions.
Who's going to be next on the big panel?
I don't know, literally.
Uh, Patrick Holmes.
And, you know, I'm going to show you something.
Take a break.
Okay.
We asked the previous guest to set up a question for you, and they said,
what's your favorite animal?
My favorite animal?
We've got to be a monkey.
So, if you want to pick a monkey, how many would you take one?
Zero.
I don't think any
Like in a fight, yes, zero. I think I get demolished. Yeah
Question for the next guest I know who it is or no, okay, um
Favorite holiday
If phase was starting over
Jack Dority. Oh what?
Who is the most famous contact in your room?
Famous contact? Mr. Beast.
Mr. Beast, okay. And what Olympics sport would you and Golden?
Cross Country. Running. Track, track, yeah.
What Olympics sport do you think should not be in the Olympics?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know all the sports, to be honest.
Um, I'll just...
I feel like you're the only one.
Swimming! That's the best one!
I don't know, that's the only one I know!
Thank you, I appreciate it.
I'm awesome, I'm falling in there.
Is that a bad answer, Pat?
I don't know the answer!
That's a good one.
I would love a picture.
I appreciate it.
Here's a second sheet.
That's the best one.
I don't know the difference sports in the Olympics.
I said swimming.
Girl kicked you out. I was done
It's cuz I was done on the carpet. He told me to go up to the event
So now that I went through the red carpet there should be a bunch of people upstairs and it should be a movie up there now
But your break dancing is in the Olympics
I didn't know that wait should I not have said swimming
See, Palm Park is here.
Maybe some movie in here.
There you go.
There are more people.
Okay.
NFL player in sight.
Thank you for the raid, W Yonah.
What?
Who let this, this, this, what, this, what, oh, oh, oh.
Y'all know I'll text you after a stream.
I know you said you're super busy tomorrow, but if you fight any time we should do the
stream we're going to do.
Chow, I was supposed to do a stream of the yacht, but I got super sick.
Let's go right here.
Who is that?
Who is that?
That's Lovac?
Wait, am I leaking?
Oh my god.
Is this good so far?
Hey man, you're nice.
Yeah, can we do that thing?
Yeah, like that.
Yeah, make some more for how I can sign you out of the keys.
Hey Michael Price, did you step up?
And just show how I got a vibe, ladies.
Is this half time?
I don't want to practice.
Like rehearsal?
That's a bad bunny.
Oh my best friends!
To the world!
We don't know who you are, son!
I need my quarry already!
That's just the way it is!
That's just the way it is!
That's just the way it is!
My brother came and he was just like me, I never had the problems that he had to fix.
No mother, no father, but I love him, my father, if I see this post once in a couple
of years, don't just clean, I don't want to shed a comment.
I love to be a boy.
It's like about how we hate it and it ain't nobody's favorite.
It's going to be good, he like shut up and say it.
You're a girl like that boy, but you've got a friend that loves you
Not a guy with a good heart, not a woman that will hurt you
No, my heart just get a check, she ain't really got shit
Way back to school, something we just got a outfit
What the fuck we're supposed to run, don't you think it's for the plot
Meditation, disriding in your homes in my cellar
And that's just the ladies
You know what you say?
What?
That's what I'm gonna say!
And that's just the way it is.
It's a little old, but...
Wow.
You know, when I was a young man,
I never envisioned this for myself.
I thought I would get to this point
To be standing on the floor to chase it
It's from my layoffs. Absolutely
This is such an early point in my career too
Like, you know in my head I see a vision where maybe even by next year
We're gonna be in the same building. It's gonna be fat. No, I'm wrong for me
So thank y'all I'm coming early. It's important to teach someone love. We have it.
It's really difficult to come into any space and share your heart and your heart and your mind.
The most vulnerable parts of you are people.
And sometimes people just say, I should be on the scene with you.
But maybe you can sing with me.
But I'm grateful, I really appreciate this.
Shout out EA for giving me the opportunity.
Wow
Let me see his gonna get put in here!
Let me see his gonna get put in here!
Let me see his gonna get put in here!
Let me see his gonna get put in here!
Okay, hold on a minute. He's filling up in here now.
Still not a single player inside.
I don't know, I think they just do the red carpet and leave.
I mean, we can't be up to hand it, alright?
My doctor's calling me. Hello?
Yeah, my throat, I did have a sore throat.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, ice cream would definitely help it. Okay.
Sounds good, thank you.
Bye.
How's it going, man?
You guys got ice cream over here?
I'm going to go get my little cone please.
I'm going to do a cone, but I'm going to do a cup.
I'll do a cup start.
Thank you.
ice cream actually helps I know Chad I know that's what my doctor just called
me and told me
thank you so much man thank you
oh yeah that's hoping a lot it's hoping a lot
it's hoping a lot
Lacy
Yeah
I was in the NFL, but I'm from my ACL
That's me bro, is that markies mom? Yeah, don't get it. Don't get it
I do man
Get a shark chain on
I do
Is that Hollywood Brown?
Yoooo!
That's what I thought, man, that's what I thought
How do I eat this without a spoon?
I'll go with forms, that works.
W network, W network, W network, now watch this, a guy like me in a room full of business
attracts.
I am the man, okay?
I do not approach, I attract.
So I will sit here at this table alone
and I will attract someone to come over here.
Watch.
What was this in your life?
Even time.
Give it time.
rice behind me?
Jai, y'all wanna...
Y'all wanna listen to the music again?
Come on.
Hey!
Why does that Brian come on?
It's the last one, it's the proud of the bear that came in our way.
Not networking with the ice cream, bro.
No one's coming up to you.
It's your time, bro.
Where do I get an ice cream at?
Not the second counter, bro.
Okay.
You're amazing over to another
Trust me I
Am a force that attracts watch this
I'm gonna walk that way and somebody will be like yo, they watch this
And so you guys live like at all times all the time like they hear me and see me right now right now. We're live
Have you lie
I'm going to circle around and I'm going to create, oh okay, and the guy that I just
Two is sitting at a table with Hollywood Brown. I just lied to Hollywood Brown's manager. I'm an idiot
Like why do I lie why generally why do I lie?
Football players met, calorie intake met.
Yo, I met a football player.
I met, okay, to be fair, the only NFL player that I saw, I introduced myself.
It was Hollywood Brown, which is sick by the way, great receiver.
I'm getting some of this up to you.
Yeah! He was like, yo, Hollywood!
Oh, network! Okay, I'm a network! Watch this!
How's it going?
How are you?
Yes, I'm spending my time on the water.
What's the water?
Yes, what do I say?
Yes, please.
No thank you, this water is fine.
Thank you so much.
Two people, three corners, everything's like this.
I like to get attitude.
What's this looking like?
Whoa, parking.
I love it.
Doing laps and getting food.
Y'all are on my dick, bro.
What am I doing wrong what am I doing wrong bro okay I have a networking opportunity there's
two guys that are looking at me okay they look like older men okay I have a networking
opportunity.
Yo, okay, so when you when you guys say no future collabs, please tell me who I've seen besides
Hollywood Brown that I entered myself to. I haven't seen anybody by the way.
Y'all want me to do a collab with fucking, with Tim, with 75-year-old Tim over there?
What do you mean? What do you mean no networking for collabs?
Yes, okay, so you guys want me to go ask a 75 year old man why I'm zero common interest
and I have no
Hey, man, you want to do a stream no, bro
Check calm. No, I don't even want to know what the calm is saying right now, bro
They're not making fun of you.
in circles. Players met one, calorie intake 1500.
Call for 2026, get a manager. This is why he needs a manager.
Dude complains about no sponsors, then when he has a chance to network, hides in a corner.
Yeah, so you guys think I'm going to get a sponsor talking to people?
You guys see me going around talking to a sponsor?
You think that's how sponsors work?
You think that's how sponsors work?
You think that's how that works?
You've got a sponsor with a cup of water go network, okay. I'm gonna go network watch this
What are you doing right here?
We're filming sports trivia content.
Sports trivia content.
Yeah.
What's your team?
Steelers.
He's an air guy.
He's an air guy.
I am.
I am the Steelers guy.
Do you want to be on the show?
Let's do it.
Okay, I'll do it all with you on yours.
On yours real quick.
You ready for some trivia?
I'm ready.
Last two stealers, Super Bowl MVP's.
Okay, this is your lifetime too.
Okay, I'ma say Super Bowl MVP's.
Gonna have to be San Antonio Holtz.
Yes, Sarah, that's one.
And,
I wanna say,
Heinz Wurz.
Let's go.
He's cooking.
That's right.
That's right.
Okay.
Who won?
Who was the quarterback in Superbowl 1?
Ever?
Yeah, the first Superbowl.
You know his name, I think.
I think you know his name.
Give me a hit.
Hackers 1.
Hackers 1 Superbowl 1.
Brent Ford?
No.
No, no, no, no.
It's the first game's part.
Park Simpson.
No, you got the right initials.
I don't know.
Park Star.
I don't know.
Okay, okay, okay.
I don't know Superbowl 1.
Who was the most touched down to Skeleton's history?
Uh...
A hundred on the dot.
Wait, okay. Passing touch sounds or anything?
Uh...
Most...
Is there mostly rushing?
Rush?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna say...
It's got it.
Jerome Bettis?
Jerome Bettis, top six.
Wait, you just know all this on the top of your head?
That's what we do.
Okay, uh...
I'll leave you on for now.
Order.
Next passed away last year.
What?
He has the most iconic,
he has probably the third most iconic.
Immaculate reception.
Yes, sir.
I can't think of the name, oh my God.
Is that the flow?
I think number 32?
Yes.
Is that it?
Wait, give me a hit on the name.
I know who I can't think of the name.
It's like an Italian name, such an F.
Frank.
Franko.
I got nothing.
Draco Harris!
Oh, it's Draco Harris.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, where did you all go to college?
Auburn.
USC.
Ah.
Okay.
Uh...
Where did AV go to college?
It's...
You were in the same place KJ Watts started, actually.
You guys just have an infinite amount of knowledge.
Yeah, we cover everything too.
You watch anime?
Anime?
Yeah, you watch anime?
Uh, no.
You like music?
I like music.
We're the favorite artists.
Drake.
What's Drake's most stream song on Spotify?
God's play.
God's play?
He can't do it as by himself.
Well, imagine if he never made the briskets.
That's a drink bar.
Yeah.
Appreciate you, man.
Appreciate it, man.
Nice to meet you guys.
Hell yeah.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
See that shirt?
That's called W Networking.
Where did I put my water?
Fuck.
You can't claim the Steelers.
I literally got the first three questions right.
I just forgot about Franco Harris and I do the name of the plane.
What do you mean I can't claim the Steelers?
What are you doing here?
I'm just in town.
Me too.
I actually am supposed to be one of the running backs featured next year.
What do you mean?
In the uh...
I'm from Anthros, the chair.
I've been communicating with Angelo, but I wanted to meet you in person.
The chair, the white chair.
Oh my gosh!
Hey, that's me.
Please have another one.
I will.
What happened? Yeah, I was thinking about it.
After Summathon, it got thrown away somehow.
I'll give you another one.
Yes, please. Thank you so much.
Thank you. I appreciate you so much.
Thank you.
Um, but yeah, I'm supposed to be on the cover next year.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, so like, you know how they have like the main NFL player?
And they have like, it shows the stands in the background.
Yeah.
I'm one of the people with the camera in the background.
It's huge. Yeah.
It's huge for them.
Okay, so I just secured a chair.
What's the matter, Chad?
We did some trivia off camera, you absolutely killed it.
Chad's saying no reason.
Wait, I was right on something?
Yeah, you were right on everything earlier.
I knew it!
You were on everything earlier.
That was right.
No, yeah, I was wrong.
But other things earlier, you were totally right on when the camera wasn't on, you were right.
Give me some liquor, trivia.
okay okay let's see where the lake is before Los Angeles
oh god come on you know this you know this
what there was a lake before Los Angeles yeah this is actually why they
were called the Lakers the city they ran has a ton of lakes you talk
Minneapolis
Who did who did Kobe school what team the Kobe score 60 points against this final game?
Jack there you go. There you go. All right
Who is the last Laker to win six man of the year?
I want to say Derek Fisher, but I feel like he started
Yeah, he started doing the Red Arrow.
Shammin' Brown?
That's a good guess.
It's a couple years later than that.
But he won it like 0.10.
0.10.
Do you want to farm on it?
No.
You're right there.
This is the guy.
You like this guy.
It's that fox.
Sorry.
I'm not fancy of it.
He's ballin'.
He's ballin'.
He's right there in a little crack.
the day to the Kardashian the Morotto
fuck! you didn't start? he started most of his career by the 20th fan he didn't start
he won six minutes a year. damn. yeah yeah okay I got you again I got you again
here we go call me a fake Lakers fan bro. fake fan I guess you guys knew that
All right. All right. All right. All right.
Uh...
What is...
What kick was Kobe Bryant?
Eight.
Thirteen.
Thirteen! Let's go!
It was number eight, too. That's close.
That's a double rate.
It was number eight, but it was 13 to the hornets, right?
There we go.
We got traded before.
Yeah, it's funny.
I don't think you get this based on what I've seen, but...
Who was he traded for?
Who's he trading for?
I don't know if you're gonna know, he's a lot of debuts.
Yeah, no chance of playing that.
No, not a chance.
Alright, give me one more, one more.
Alright, one more.
Who?
Let's see.
Let's see.
I need a good one here.
I think it's some Kobe.
Who did Koby score 81 points against?
What? Like what team or a player?
Either. There is one player that people say mostly guarded him.
They clown him for being the guy who was guarding him most of the time.
What the fuck is up?
Hey guys, how you guys doing? Are you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
If they help me, we might be able to help you here.
Oh, well, we have a we included totally scored 81 now the team. I don't know the players. Oh my god. I
Know the team. I do you yes, Raptors
I don't know. Oh, did he got it right? Who's the player?
This daughter makes what's on they do they do they did a commercial together, right? Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, they clowned him in at first, so I saw one, there's like a, he's a legend.
He's a college basketball legend.
Ah!
Give me the, give me the first one.
His last name is a flower.
I thought of Derek Rose, that was before his time.
Rose!
Rose!
There he goes!
There he goes!
There he goes!
There he goes!
He's amazing!
Who's hosting?
I'm supposed to be off-center.
LA.
Which team?
The Clippers, unfortunately.
The Whippers?
I'm a Laker fan.
I'm a Laker fan at hearts.
Who is the tallest guy in the Lakers right now?
Is Jackson Hayes?
I didn't hear it.
I didn't hear it.
I'm a lucky in my answer at Jackson Hayes, but if I'm wrong, just edit me with the correct answer.
We're live right now. We're live right now.
Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jackson, if I was wrong.
One more, one more, one more.
Oh, this is a fun one. You're not going to know this one, this one's fun.
There's no one's in this one. Who has the worst performance in the three-point contest all the time?
It's a surprising answer, but it's a funny answer.
I know it's not 730.
hard it's that type of vibe but it's like no order order right Allen you're in
the right kind of place green better dinner oh we're talking like a tear
player oh damn give me a little S tier player oh damn
I didn't mean to get to him.
Okay, give me the conference.
Who does play your players?
Uh, an Eastern Conference.
Eastern Conference.
Exactly.
He's way out there.
He's way out there.
Yeah, yeah.
Carmelo Anthony.
Number 23.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
What is the performance in 3.5 Fests all the time?
You know, when you're making that much money playing in the NBA, you don't even care what
you're doing at All-Star Weekend at Bethlehem.
Who has won the most dumb contest all time?
Matt McCrung?
It's between Michael Jordan and Matt McCrung.
What happened?
Vince Carter?
Kobe Bryant?
Hey, I'm going to get chanceled for that one.
He's like, he's like, hi, thanks.
Nick Robinson.
Hey, he helped me as he had.
Like for something?
That's crazy.
Hey, Matt McCrung is right behind them though.
No, I know, I know.
He's not doing it this year. He's done it because he got, you know, at the least
disrespect to them. I need to put some respect to my guy's name. He's getting buckets.
He was in Indiana this earlier this season, getting buckets, playing with defense.
He had three steals a game and they think he's just a dunker.
The Chicago Bulls just signed him. They did. They just signed him. So maybe they did that
and bring him back in the shot. Then the Bulls are back. They got Rob Dillingham,
pretty much NBA's back. They got Rob Dillingham. They got Rob Dillingham.
Oh that's my guy!
That's my son!
Who's the most slept on player in the game?
Osiris!
Oh, slept on it.
Oh, we're not sleeping on it.
Osiris, what the heck is that?
Look out for you.
Honestly, I'll say...
Jaylen Brunson has slept on it.
I've been here for years too.
He went 4 for 20.
I bet on him!
I bet on him!
I bet on him!
I bet on him!
Let's get to see him.
I'll see you next week.
I'll see you next week.
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Yo, what are you guys trolling, bro?
Farlander's texting me and said
someone sent me this picture and said a girl jumped on you and hugged you
Yo, you guys are trolls!
What is your guys for?
It happened, I guess?
Caught!
Yo, what do you guys mean caught?
You
Luca Austin Reeves Jackson Hayes
Dave Vincent
Robert Horry Horry
I'm running out of here!
I'm running out of here!
You got more?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm running out of here.
Who else you got?
I said no!
I said no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got that, you sure?
You said tomorrow and then how'd you solve?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty close to Alten.
Dwight Howard?
Dwight Howard.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Yeah, I'm Alten.
I won.
Yeah, you won.
Good job, good job.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Of course, nice to meet you.
I don't think I missed, I don't think I was good at it.
She's so epic.
Yo, you guys are dick-sucking.
Why don't you couple met me like that?
Shaq magic yeah, what am I saying, bro?
See your eye contact.
Who's it, Shaq?
It's not a car, David.
We're only one NFL player.
Thank you, man.
What is that, man?
Yeah, his ride was brilliant.
Who's connected us?
It's Srin.
He's throwing over there.
He's throwing us over there.
I want to connect some.
We're talking on the phone.
I'm gonna walk it.
What are you doing?
Good official news bro.
Have you ever seen it?
No, never.
Next week too.
be fun. I've never been so yeah we should. I would love to be in Pennsylvania. That's like my home. But we don't want to do it in the city. I'm from a student interest.
That's the thing with the lines bro. We've been to some real dangerous places. But with what we do, organizing events, some positive for the communities, so it's never going to boost.
Now that would be amazing. But they would love that out there. Especially because I played football. You're not just having a grade. But I went with this. My receiver.
Oh, I knew, I knew.
You still got your own, what's your own?
Oh, yeah, you're so sort of.
Yeah, you play receiver? You play receiver?
You're gonna say I did, but I did, I swear I did.
But the thing is, in seventh grade, they barely throw the ball.
So I did the ender.
So you had some speed on you?
Yeah, but I would hide it, I would hide it in the backdoor
and exactly throw the practice.
I was the kicker so I never won a phone because I feel you.
I got a question. How far can you kick a building?
It depends. I've made an Eddie order before, but that's like my peak climb.
It was a little windy.
Why do you use 65.70 right now?
Okay, so 65.70. So let's say you were in an actual NFL game.
Yeah.
Habs, beautiful everything.
My longest any game has been 55. That's the longest I've ever had.
It's crazy!
It's a lot harder when the motherfuckers coming at you than going first.
And there is something at stake. You can't just line up the other one and keep going.
I did a kicking contest one time at a stripper event.
How'd it go?
I made one from 30.
That's solid. After that I was good.
That's solid?
Well, I did a thing with all state ones. I had to kick a thousand dildos in a day.
Where is each of them ever done?
I'm still feeling it. That was like six months ago.
I made a thousand three today.
For real?
Yeah, a thousand three is seven hours.
That's dope.
Keep it on or no?
Little bit, yeah. I got to get deep in.
I'm not the best scorer, but I stretch some.
You got to try the thousand three contest.
It'll take me time.
I'll be on the street.
Once I'm in a mode, once I'm in a groove, I think they drop it.
Your arm starts to break.
Oh, yeah, I know, I know.
How your leg was.
I know.
Have you guys been at that boutique yet?
No, no, no, have you?
I did, yeah.
What was it like?
It was tough, bro.
I cried.
You tried?
Everybody says they cried and puked at me.
I didn't puk and do all that, but I didn't cry
because the workout was too hard.
I cried because Loki aren't hitting me
like with some mental warfare stuff, bro.
What'd you say?
So halfway through, I'm like, bro, this is already crazy.
It's ridiculous.
He got my camera man, this shit doing burpees, bro.
I'm about to get up out of here.
I'm about to leave.
Then he looks at me, I told him I got a baby on it.
I'm about to be dead.
She's like, so you telling me?
She's like, so you telling me you about to get up
and walk out of this workout?
What if your wife in the middle of burp,
she gets up and says, I don't want to do this anymore.
This too, bro.
That's the low key, it hit home.
I was like, you know what, bro, you are, you are.
So I stuck my ass through that workout.
I don't get to do it.
Bro, it's hard mentally.
Don't get me wrong, the workouts, it's fucked up.
They don't make sense, but it's not about the workout.
They just develop you and it was you.
It's put you through it, because now,
and I'm not even on the appreciation,
anytime I have to do anything,
I'm about to complain back in the day.
It's like, post-pone, they're put it all up now.
It's like, bro, I wouldn't have done it,
I'm not gonna do that.
It's easy, let's go, let's do it.
The Loki builds you as a man, man.
I'm gonna do it eventually.
I just gotta, I feel like I gotta get into, like,
my peak shape before I do it.
Not even, but I'm pretty close, but I'm not,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
You get a peak shake, they're just gonna push you harder.
It's more about effort, bro.
If you give effort, and you show them boys,
like, I'm not here to mess around,
I'm not here to boast to, like,
I really want some art, then they gonna be too late.
Oh, man.
They don't matter, I'm in shape.
Man, they kill me, bro.
Yeah, but it's different if you go in there and you do 500 tricep workouts, then maybe you do 750.
That's different than me being a 750.
I have 150 puppies, man.
We had to do 150 because up was late.
Like everybody wore my 150.
It's bad, I don't like that.
As long as you're not going there and bullsitter, and earn their respect, you'll be ours.
Maybe I'll do it. Chad, should I do it?
Chad, bro, we got to get them out there, bro.
I do think, bro, like, what they're doing, I respect them a lot.
I think a lot of the youth and the up-and-coming kids need to go through shit like that.
It gets your mind right now.
I agree.
You look at life different.
I might have to do it. I might have to do the damage here.
Just prepare, fam.
I don't eat that a lot.
How do you prepare for that?
I drink.
Because you can't swim no water.
Just get ready for somebody talking crazy to you.
Does it talk plays if you can't do nothing?
If you talk back, you get punished.
Close your eyes to the hill!
Knees on a ramp!
Honest!
Luckily he ain't something to the hill at all.
Who can't cheat at all?
Not really, huh?
Cause they watch it.
It's other people counting your reps, too, so...
It's tough, bro. It's tough.
It's tough.
It's tough.
Hey, if you eat your reps on everything, bro, it's a pain.
I'm gonna check you on Tuesday.
It's alright. Let's go.
Bro! Bro!
Can't do I do the...
To the hill!
Yo, if I do that, you're coming and he's making movie movies!
You will cry?
Yes, they can't hit.
If you're the cameraman, you're like open into the challenge.
They can't touch me, they can't make me do shit.
Yes they can.
I'll sue them.
But then you ruined it for me.
Another lap mate.
Yo, yo I realize I've been talking to people to last 30 minutes.
I just needed this place to fill up with more people for me to network with.
I've been doing W networking.
I just locked in a stream of destroying.
So let's see, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I think that's a, I think so.
I don't know anything else.
That's as they like me.
It's kind of for ratings.
Fucking legend.
Not like, gonna be a legend.
I'm not even hanging if I dap them up it's a nice to meet you
I can't bro I can't bro say what's up to somebody in his l ego
He wanted to network with you so hard, don't you sound like a
You fucking Dewey dog, you sound like a Dewey dog.
You're supposed to retire him.
You know what I realize? You know what I realize?
With this chat, with this chat, y'all literally watch the streams to place in.
Y'all want to build me in a character y'all want to you want y'all want me to dress the way you want me to dress
You want me to talk to what you want me to talk you want me to act the way you want me to act
You get rage baited so hard
You know what you guys notice how I'm not a table by myself right now
I am the type of guy that attracts.
I don't have to go.
I attract. Watch. Watch.
A businessman is gonna come up to me.
Attract these nuts.
Okay, so Jack question you guys say make convo. What do I say? What do I say?
Hi, how are you? I literally said Lacey nice to meet you. You good? He said yeah, say
Hey, that's literally W networking, girl.
I'm not asking people if they were into XT finals.
keep networking okay back
They're like a shaman, as it's not a shaman.
They're like a shaman, as it's not a shaman, as it's not a shaman.
Why don't you take that?
What's up, how you doing?
Now much for the flag bro, SHUT UP!
Throw some burpees down the family's house!
How you doing, man?
What's up, Daddy?
I saw you streaming as one of the beginner run-induits. How y'all doing, man?
I'm great, just out here networking.
Are you gonna be here all night?
No, not all night, probably gonna head out soon,
honestly.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
And are you here all week, Jeff?
I don't know yet, I was supposed to be,
but I might head back to LA to watch the studio with you guys.
I'm figuring it out, so.
I will tell you, and that it's fun to be here,
but it's also fun to watch a game with all your friends.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
I'd rather watch it with them than alone.
I think the call is just, you know, hang out some tomorrow and then book a cab.
I think that's what I'm gonna do, yeah.
Where are y'all heading now?
The whole place is so damn confusing.
I know, there's music, live concerts, there's a lot of food in here, ice cream over there, of course, ice cream.
Now who else are you running to around here? Anyone else? I saw you were streaming.
Yeah, no other streamers I sketch.
Oh, okay. He sketches you.
Yeah, he's downstairs.
on the ground or where it's getting.
Where are they playing at?
Right when you walk in.
There's like a blue card with these right to the right.
Yeah, right down there.
Alright. Let her in, you man.
Thank you so much, Anthony.
See you there.
So, Chad, we gotta figure something out here, okay?
Bro, Chad, I didn't mean to say nice to meet you.
It was an accident, bro.
Bro, why do you guys get on my dick about every single,
like, you realize I'm a human, right?
So, I obviously even have hiccups and miscups
and mistutters here and there, right?
Obviously.
One, two, three.
You're a loser? How does that make me a loser to say nice to meet you by accident?
That's your boss.
You're genuinely a ball of nothing. How? I'm not a chud.
Listen, listen, we need to figure out what I'm doing, because I had an NFL player locked
in for Sunday for the watch party, got a text this morning on his manager, he's not doing
it anymore, he doesn't want him to get sick.
I also had a retired NFL player who just ghosted me, who was supposed to pull up, he's not
answering.
We did cancel on him four times in the past, but still,
I gotta figure out, do I stay in,
do I stay in San Francisco and do a watch party here,
or do I go back home to LA and do a watch party
with the guys in LA?
That's what I got to figure out I feel like I don't know but I but even if it's just needed
that right
Nice to meet you guys, how are you doing?
Thank you.
Y'all enjoying the event?
Yeah.
You guys got to go check out that room yet?
Yeah.
We're going back down to the little blue car to check out it.
See you guys.
See you.
See you.
Hey, W Network.
Hey, W Network.
W Network, y'all.
So what do y'all think?
L.A. or San Fran?
I might be able to get sketched to do a watch party in San Fran.
So it's either like me and possibly sketch, or me back at LA.
Wait, where's Todd Gurley?
Where's Todd Gurley?
Chad, TGF's going to the game.
That's the thing is a lot of the players are going to the game.
I hit up, I talked to DK's agent,
I talked to like a few other players,
they're going to the game.
No, mods, maybe run a pole?
Mods, maybe run a pole real quick?
LA or SF?
I also don't know if Sketch is even in there.
Maybe ask for one mods, can you guys run a pole?
Jabbo don't pull LA with the guys or Sam Frannan here.
The sketch might be going to the game.
So I don't know, I kinda just want to go back to LA tomorrow.
It's not even close.
Alright, I'll probably just watch it back in LA then.
How are we going to get home?
Yo, Shining Tempts, thanks for the five gifted.
A private jet.
I'm going to drive back tonight.
We could drive back tonight.
No, no.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, dog.
Oh, there's a lot of gals in the chat.
A lot of gals.
Wait, should we try to find Russell?
Jackson darts here?
Oh wait, we gotta go down the elevator, right?
Yeah, that's actually a little bit better.
Nice to have someone to live in.
Yeah.
Sketch told me this goes till nine.
Thank you.
Going down.
It's a driver too.
He's wrestling off the sandwich cart.
Very clear skies out there tonight.
You can see a lot of the stars.
Seattle, other words ranged or freezing.
You guys just upstairs or what?
Yeah.
You guys got to go back upstairs.
We're trying to like thin this out.
We're trying to leave.
What's up?
We're leaving.
If you're leaving.
America. Appreciate it.
What are you doing?
What happened?
Glory.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Bless you brother.
You guys watching the stream?
Oh no.
Lacey.
I can get a picture.
What's up y'all?
That's the third one of the days.
Yeah.
I'm yellow black.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, bro.
Your security.
You have to walk.
I know he's going to let us fuck you.
There's some, bro.
No, stop.
He felt us.
We're at an NFL event. He said everybody's been asking for you.
Yeah, let's do it.
Is this real? Is that seat in the real seat?
Not a fake one.
Where are you guys from?
Nah. Not me.
It's cool if I get a fit?
Yeah. For real?
Are you real? Are you real?
You're not here.
How's it going, baby?
Here's the area.
What's up, bro? How you doing?
It's good.
Hey, I got a clothes and brand.
Should we just get an Uber?
Yeah.
Hey, check out my clothing brand.
Let me see.
I have Marlin Rock Martial before it, too.
It's tough.
You can check it out.
Thank you bro.
The internet not working.
What's up with you, bro? How you fuckin' doing?
It's cool.
You talkin' with it?
Yeah, it's cool out here.
You know, it's crazy. You're in a picture with Marlin.
Look, when he was wearing that long sleeve, that was Marlin.
That's yours?
And then I was dancin'.
I like that one too.
I mean, I'll send you it too. Just check out the Instagram.
Let me see.
Can you say shout out to MU1984?
I got you bro.
Hey, shout out to MU1984.
Nice to meet you.
Let me know.
I'll send you some stuff.
Of course, man.
Yeah, how you doing?
Come on, man.
Nice to meet you.
Let me know before I get a picture of you.
Yeah, let's do it.
Nice to meet you, man.
I'll get a picture with you.
Yeah, let's do it.
Man, I look good.
Are you feeling a little better with this tea on, brother?
We'll put the shit on right when I get home.
It's all good.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Appreciate you.
Look at it.
Is it better to be here?
Yeah, I'm gonna put my hoodie on.
Yeah, it's good.
It's my hoodie.
It's stupid.
This sketch says to do that nine.
I was trying to ask for it.
So I'm thinking about driving back.
What's up, man?
Yeah, of course. Yo, let's go.
Are you a streamer right now?
Who's that?
Yeah, we're live right now.
Oh
Just watching the game on Sunday
Hey fault fault wait, what is it? What is this on a twitch? Yo follow this man on twitch
Oh, God, I need to get a phone with me, Lacey.
Lacey, do you think I get a phone?
Yeah.
Can you take it?
Yeah.
Lacey, meet you guys.
Here you go.
Yeah, of course, huh?
Oh, yeah.
I got you.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I appreciate you, brother. Thank you.
Of course, man. Is he rolling here?
Nah, he's not here right now.
What's up, bro? Hey, follow him!
Okay, picture?
Yeah, of course.
All right, wait. If you find him...
Thank you, bro. Nice to meet you, bro.
Mm-hmm.
Cha!
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. You know we should add to our inventory, Drew. Wait, is this our Uber?
Yeah. We should add a little mini hand sanitizer to our inventory.
You know what we can do? We can give the backpack one that and attach it to the backpack.
Or for Drew, Drew. For Drew, Drew, yeah. Ah, fuck. Russell, I was gonna have you. Ah, that's fine.
I'll sit in the front. I sit up here? Yeah, it's okay.
We got a green
Shack party champ I'm not going to a party. I'm not gonna lie. It's at a club. I'm good off that
I'm chab good off. I'm good off going to talk. It's literally at it's at a fucking club
I
Strew fucking eight hours fresh off the flu
I really don't want to go to a club man and sketch said that that event ended at nine and he was nowhere near being done
You left without seeing Brady yo Tom Brady was not there
Plus I'm dead assing about just driving home tonight, do you think we can?
My thing is, sleep schedule wise I was supposed to be asleep at 6 hours ago, I'm still jet
lagged from the car, I was literally falling asleep there, I don't want to put you guys
is in danger and drive five hours home.
Oh yeah.
Wait a second, I've drive two, was it five hours?
Yeah.
I've drive two and a half, you sleep,
get a slot, midway.
You could just book an early in the morning.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Dude, we not trying to make that drive though.
What do you mean we not trying to make,
y'all are not making a drive.
Pfft.
Qatar was two weeks ago
Yeah, it's not a seven-hour drive
From here to the house it's exactly five hours
It's good. It's not traffic.
Okay, and what about flights tomorrow morning?
Amber, I really came out here for one stream.
At least you made the most of it.
Blue stream, fucking, eight hours.
Why are they only attending?
I might be the AC I literally came to Chesa Better.
I literally pulled up to San Francisco to be sick in my hotel room for three days and
do one stream.
There's a flight 9.25 in the morning non-stop from San Jose to San Luis and it's at Burbank.
Got Burbank.
Wait, let me give you a bug.
It's a five hour, like if you really think about it.
I have to work tomorrow, bro.
going to the airport, going through security, getting on the flight, getting off the flight,
getting your bags and driving back to the house in five hours.
So let's get back at fucking four in the morning tonight, because you don't want to spend an
extra 30 minutes on the airport.
That sounds miserable.
I kind of don't want to I mean yeah I could stay here for the Super Bowl but it's just
it's literally gonna be me it's gonna be me alone in and up in my hotel suite watching
the game. As of right now.
In who in LA? Well I mean I'm guessing if I'm watching in LA like I'm guessing a death
will be there Ron will be there. I don't know Jason's back yet, but what?
That's it.
But then again, but then again, if I want to watch it, I'd want to watch that my setup.
And I think it dabs doing it at his setup.
So that puts me at a little bit of a crossy road.
Well, because I remember I was talking to dad that he's going to set up his couch up
in at up at his set up
marlin's going to the game
I think it's better if I just, I think it's better if I just go back to L.A. tomorrow morning.
Actually, I don't know.
This whole shit got ruined because I got sick.
Flag football game tomorrow?
Yeah, I got invited to that, but I can't stream it, they said.
I don't know
You can stream it on YouTube
I'm trying to think of what to do here, Chad.
Nice, bro, now I have a parlay in, and every slip hits except for DeMar deRose and getting 11.5 points.
Like, how much of a fucking bum can you beat, bro?
bro missing so much opportunities just cuz shake my head what opportunity it's
not really an opportunity to go stream on YouTube for the first time ever and
sit on the sidelines and watch a flag football game it's not really a fucking
opportunity in my book dude no they invited me to come stream it
no or nothing they invited me to come to the game to attend the event but I'm
I'm not, but I can't stream it.
Hey, I'm going to send out a video.
Going to the Super Bowl is a cool-ass thing, okay?
I've streamed every NFL playoff game so why would I just skip out on streaming the Super Bowl?
That would be so dumb.
Yo, Lacey, I'm down to do a stream, just let me know.
Okay.
I got you guys, bro.
Yeah, we're gonna do a stream on Sunday for Super Bowl. We are going to.
Yes, we.
I don't know what you're at.
I'm probably just going to go back.
I'm probably just going to go back.
You know, I was watching in my room when I set up.
It would have been cool to do it here if the players were going to pull up, but.
And then, the earliest flex at 9 tomorrow?
You're a Lakers fan from Pennsylvania? Pennsylvania doesn't claim Philly.
That's what I'm trying to hell with it.
Oh wait, that's not perfect.
Yeah, that's just way closer.
Bro, Chet, Philly does not count as Pennsylvania, I don't care what anybody says.
Philly is its own place.
Yeah, that's the biggest one.
All the stuff.
There's a 7A hotel here.
I don't know if you can get an idea of what the hotel is.
Alright, Chet, I'm probably going to go get some sleep at the hotel and then
I'll be live tomorrow from back at the crib
but
Unfortunately
Apologize about the Super Bowl week shit not working out as planned. I can't control getting the flu
But I tried to stream as much as I could today
But I'm feeling a little shitty right now
But I'll be live tomorrow back in LA
with the guys and then I'll just do a watch party in my room in LA but
remember we have that big-ass bet that y'all not gonna lie it was a mission
complete I got a $300,000 bet
like we're talking about successful fucking trip we have an open entry
Hey boy!
It's just refunded!
A big changer!
Yo!
Oh fuck!
That's got to be a issue, right?
Wait.
Hold on.
What was it, Chad? Sam Darnold? 174 and a half yards. Cooper Cub, 14 and a half yards. Drake may touch down.
Oh my god, at low key, gives me a chance to take a new slip and step on receptions.
Oh, it's still there
Yeah, that one is already funded and it's still there
Okay
All right, chat. I'm gonna get off and go to sleep. I'll be live tomorrow back in LA.
Join a Twitter, com, all that. I don't feel like doing a proper outro. I'm gonna go get some sleep. I love y'all.
And I'll see you guys tomorrow and Sunday for the Super Bowl.