Lacy
๐ค SAVING THE HOUSE ๐ค NO ELECTRICITY OR WATER ๐ค TAKING MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS ๐ค SUPER BOWL TOMORROW $100,000 BET ๐ค
02-07-2026 ยท 8h 28m
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Okay, post a little Instagram story, not a bad shout.
We do this, stickers, I don't think they can see me right now, actually they can't see
me right now.
They're saying nabs, I can't tell you.
Nabs?
Nabs.
So they can see.
No, you said nabs.
I didn't say nabs.
You said not a bad shout.
I did?
Yeah.
Hold on, let me load this up real quick.
Who's Bleed?
Why did I just get a notification from a guy named Bleed that says,
Lacey is now alive?
Who's this guy?
Yo, can y'all see me?
Hello?
You're a millionaire with no power
Here we go with the jokes already, bro. Here we go at the jokes already, bro
Can y'all see me we bet we hear we hear we hear hello hello
Well, I can't even get my story uploaded on Instagram. Thank y'all for oh, thank you for the hundred gifted in the chat man
W hundred gifted. Thank you, bro. Thank you appreciate you
Hey
Twitch alerts, Lisi is now alive.
Superman with no power.
Brother, I just started stream, not even, it literally says a minute thirty-five and y'all
are already cracking jokes in a chat talking about Superman with no power.
Can you not crack jokes?
Can y'all just let me chill dude?
It feels, I'm not kidding when I tell you this, it actually feels so good to be back
in LA, I was in Qatar, then I was in, oh my gosh,
yo, we actually have not been at this house
for like a month.
Yeah, I was in Miami, then Qatar, then San Francisco.
It actually feels good being back at the house.
It feels so good.
Why are you guys saying Marlin?
What about Marlin?
Are you still sick?
I'm still sick for a being sick because I disappear after a day, but anyways chat
Sorry, I'm alive a little bit late
I woke up this morning at like I don't know 9 30 in the morning
And I was about to get ready to go to the gym and I go into my shower to turn my shower on
Turn the nozzle. No water is coming out. So immediately in my head. I thought
Okay
My shower is broken again
So I go out to my room into my closet to try to turn the light on to pick some clothes and stuff
If they're saying it's black
Not the gnaws bro
Yo, okay, so I woke up go to the shower turn a shower on doesn't work
But my shower was broken then I go into my go into my
Closet and I go to turn my closet on
Yo, yo, this chaps got me just yo y'all got me discombobulated right now
Can you say the story?
No, because this chaps got me discombobulated right now because they were saying I said nozz
Because I said to turn the nozz on and I thought they were saying nozz because nozz is black
It's a nozz old, not the nozz.
Yeah, but I thought they were saying nozz because nozz is black and I thought they were saying the stream was black
This whole chas got me all kinds of fucked up right now. Listen. I'm not looking at the chat
And I'm going to, I'm going to tell you a story, okay?
I woke up this morning.
Oh, skip, skip, get to the gym.
I woke up, went to take a shower, to go to the gym,
turned the nozzle on, shower was not working,
thought my shower was broke.
Then I go into my closet to turn the light switch on,
to get some clothes on, light switch is not working.
Okay, power's out.
Right?
They didn't know I had the positive story,
they were saying gym question mark.
Did you mean to say that?
No, Drew, you just interrupted the fucking story again.
Did you mean to say, Jim?
You just interrupted the fucking story of him, bro.
Did you mean to say Jim?
My God!
Who's Jim?
Did I mute Drew?
Who is Jim?
Did I fucking mute him?
Who's Jim?
My God, bro.
Okay.
I woke up, 9.30 in the morning, sharp, getting ready to go to the gym.
Go to turn a shower on, turn a nozzle, not working.
Thought my shower was broken.
Then I go to my closet, turn the light switch on.
The light switch is not working.
I realize, oh, God.
We have no power.
We have no power.
Text the group chat.
Don't think the power is working. Maybe we can reset the breakers silky text back. He's like, oh, yeah
Someone came and turned the power off today
So somebody came to the crib and turn the power off so we have no power and we have no water and no electricity
So I'm on a phone with the electric company for about an hour
I'm on hold for over an hour with them and then adapt text and he's like yo you can hang up
I got in contact with the electric company. So I just waited an hour on hold and y'all want to answer adapt immediately and
Then adapt on the phone with them and they basically said that we will not have power until Monday
So we will not have power electricity or any water until Monday
It just kind of sucks because I didn't shower today and keep it real with you guys didn't shower
I didn't brush my teeth
Um, yeah, I literally didn't do any grooming.
I literally didn't do any grooming things today at all, but y'all are saying the Superbowl.
We are going to do the Superbowl.
We are going to do the Superbowl.
Um, I'm not sure how, but I'm telling y'all right now, I'm going to save the Superbowl.
Okay.
Yes.
I, Lacey, am going to save the Superbowl.
So here's my plan.
All right.
I was thinking, how can I get a setup to turn on and lights to turn on?
See that up there, chat?
Go ahead, you're shown.
What the fuck am I looking at, bro?
It's the sky.
Solar electricity.
That's right.
Solar electricity.
So today I'm going to be going to get solar panels and I'm going to set them up and
I'm gonna link up the Sun and the solar electricity and I'm gonna make the house power turn back on
No, do not say Sun. I'm gonna do it. Believe it or not
It's a real thing that I'm actually gonna achieve because one thing
I don't know if you guys knew this, but there's actually a villager in the world. There's a village in the world where
solar power panel electricity is a
The old me way that they live fun fact. Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
What is it called? It's a cloudy day. It doesn't matter if it's a cloudy day.
The solar panel electricity is what fucking is what runs the shit.
What about when it's dark? Wait, does solar panels not work when it's dark outside?
I think it saves some energy throughout the day. And then when it's dark it uses energy.
Oh!
You just need to get a generator.
Okay, we have a lot of problems that we have to go over.
First off, I'm going to show you guys the first problem.
So I don't know if you guys knew this, but I actually just found out today, and let me
know if this is a known thing in the world that toilets apparently run off of electricity.
So all of our toilets are somehow plugged into the wall, and they run off of electricity
because I just took a poop in the bathroom, and the toilet won't flush.
apparently toilets run off of electricity. Look at that.
Ready to turn the light on?
It's not working.
So I'm not going to show you guys this, okay?
But I was looking for the plug because I don't know where the plug goes.
but apparently the toilet is plugged in somewhere to the but it's not plugged in
anywhere so I think there's an outlet back here that this wire goes to and
there's an outlet in there there's not an outlet back there yeah because there's
no water. There's no water. It uses water. There is water in the toilet. I literally
shit into the water. I promise there's water. I'm not going to show you guys because it's
shit in the toilet right now, but there is water.
All right, so what's the game plan here?
What do you mean?
How are we gonna
first I gotta flush the toilet because there's a shit sitting in
the toilet.
What?
What?
I am reading chat.
Adapt's calling me. Hello. I'm streaming.
now what I'm talking about the BNB for the watch party tomorrow he's a good book
his own last that means you just book you should just put the one week we saw
wait why would still keep book his own instead of watching it with all of us
yeah wait you want to sell the watch party or something wait why don't you
just have lazy to do it and we just don't do one party tomorrow book the
the one he sent, he sent the fire one.
Who's following me?
Wait, how does that have electricity?
I'm not sleeping there, I'm doing a walk party there, yeah.
How are you doing in the fire?
Yeah, let's get a placement, I'll have Drew, when I end stream tonight, I'll have Drew
move my setup and then we can just do the watch party at wherever we get, but I'm telling
y'all, we're gonna be able to do it at the crib bro, I'm gonna get a solar panel.
Hey asshole, you're getting a phone call.
Yes, just for the watch party.
Okay, I'll book to be in the then all right. Okay bet
Okay, have you not
Hello
Fly you out for what dude
It's a super flat party, you know it?
How old are you?
Yeah, um, uh, uh, 14.
You're 14 and you want me to fly you out to the super flat party?
Yeah, like, where are you first? I can't remember when you bought the formula house for a PC.
Where's that PC coming from?
Buddy, I'm not buying you a PC.
Yo, bro, please, bro.
Yo, what's your name in the chat, dude?
Is this Scorpi?
Nah, nah, nah.
Okay, well...
Just calm down.
Dude, you're 14, I'm not flying you out.
Yeah, I left a piece of it.
I'm not buying you, I'm broke.
No, bro, no, no, no, no, people.
Okay.
So, Chad, you guys are saying how to spill the top of the toilet out of the water.
No, you're doing it wrong, you gotta pull this.
You wanna try?
How am I supposed to fill the toilet bowl up with water if I can't get the water?
No dude, I'm not-
It's for you, it's for you.
Hello?
No.
Yo.
Yo, I need to take you to the super room.
Yo, why do you guys just call me and ask me to buy you shit?
Because you're like a billionaire, dude.
No, I'm not.
You realize soon we'll take us to like $20,000 each, right?
Okay
It's real
How can I help you Lacey here
What
What looks like a toy for Thanos?
Do I know Ethan O?
No, I don't know Ethan O.
Wait, they're saying that's problems.
Wait, hold on. We're gonna have to get calls then.
Wait, hold on. That one was for me.
The water bottle?
This is probably not good to drink, right, Chad?
Okay.
So if I just fill this up in the toilet tank.
toilet tank
No, I think it's one
They're saying no why?
But his head is so useless, bro
Well, that did not work!
You need more.
So where am I going to get more?
Oh, the pool.
Okay.
Okay.
So I can't see the bucket, right Jack?
Fuck, I think we're after here.
We're after here?
Yeah.
Alright, now it's back.
Hey buddy, the bulls aren't up there.
Where are the bulls?
They're just down here down there.
Like, we're like a big, how big of a bull do I need?
Yeah, how big of a board do I need?
Big.
Who uses that?
The dog food container.
Oh my gosh, what did you actually do to that?
Okay.
So if I filled this up...
There's food in here though.
Who's food is this?
I think it's my lunch.
Dude, can you go on desktop for once?
Just desert me, like you just...
Hell waste.
Hell waste.
Who the fuck is going to be eating that dog food, bro?
If you turn a light on, bro, it's kind of dark.
It's like in Minecraft when you fill up the water bucket, okay?
So if I dump this into the toilet, you guys are telling me that I can flush my shit down the toilet
while having no power or electricity.
Okay. Okay. That's too much. When you lose power, the pipes are closed.
Ew, there's probably so much shit in here.
I'm probably touching a bunch of shit right now.
Dead?
So do I just dump them flush?
Do I flush while dumping?
What do I do?
Do you dump the water in the bowl?
This chat is sped, hold on, because now I'm being told two different things.
Hey, Grock, how you doing, Lacey here?
Quick question.
So I have no power electricity in my house right now, and I took a shit in my toilet
and I needed to flush.
Do I dump the bucket of water in the toilet bowl itself or in the tank?
Dump it right in the bowl. The tanks dry anyway without power, so water won't refill it.
Just pour straight into the bowl fast to force the flush.
Might need a second bucket if it's stubborn.
How the storm hit you?
What storm?
What storm?
What fucking storm is she talking about?
Wait, so I just dump it in the shit filled tank?
Bro, do it in the tank.
I'm doing it in the tank, bro.
I'm not trustin' chat, GPT.
Fuck, here we go.
BANG!
Holy shit.
This chat's stupid!
You guys are always right, bro!
I had to wash my hands because this shit's fucking disgusting.
They're saying W-flash is the best thing in the world.
This shit's fucking disgusting!
They're saying W Plummer.
Low key?
Get a little bit of water here.
Hold on a minute!
This idiot's trying to turn the water off.
Now you guys are getting free water.
Look, you get a little bit of water there.
Okay.
Wait, where am I getting light from?
Oh, don't know.
Okay, so, next thing that I have to do is I need to get...
Wait, that's shit water?
Oh, actually I gotta ask you guys a question, okay?
I can't go on desktop to show you,
But, I'm just gonna ask you guys straight up what you think I should do, okay?
So I have two options, all right?
If my bet hits tomorrow in the Super Bowl, okay?
Here's what I need to happen.
I need the Seahawks to win.
If the Seahawks win, I need Cooper Cup to get 15 yards, okay?
I need Sam Darnold to throw for 175 yards, I need Stefan Diggs to get four catches,
and I need Drake May to throw for one touchdown. All right? If that hits tomorrow, I win a lot of
of money like I win like $200,000 okay so I have two options option number one I
can keep my BMW M5 and I can go tomorrow and buy a Corvette on Monday okay and
And I'll have two cars. I'll have my M5 and I'll have a Corvette Z06.
All right. Option number two is I trade in my M5 and I get a 2026 Maybach truck.
All right. I don't know. I'm debating which one to do.
I'm debating which one to do. I don't see a single option one. Why?
Listen, I was looking at getting a Cullinan, but the Cullinan, if I financed a Cullinan
and I put 50K down or 100K down, my monthly payment would be $4,200 and my insurance itself
would be $2,000 a month for a Cullinan.
Is it that fucking crazy?
So I'm not getting a color lead.
I'm not getting a Rolls Royce anymore.
After finding out how much the insurance
and monthly payment on that is, I'm good off that.
Okay?
But I'm debating between having two cars,
so I'm either gonna get the M5 and the Corvette,
or I'm gonna get a Mabat truck.
But, y'all, they see the new Maybach has issues with it.
My trans brother works at Mercedes and had to replace three within the past year.
Why did you have to save my trans brother?
Why couldn't you have just said my brother?
If you're really a new one, and you're only gonna keep it for like a year, then like it doesn't matter, it's like it.
She won't take it.
The made-back truck isn't as good as the made-back to the end.
Alright, I'm gonna show you all my car right now, okay?
Check the car, jackass.
Love you, buddy.
Wait, I don't know if I was supposed to show this, can I?
I wouldn't I don't know who that is but actually it's fucking
Going that way wait you want to be on stream
No, they never saw this
The badges off right now, but this is this is the stock color of my M5 actually doesn't look bad right now it does it
This is a stock color of my M5
Wait, it's red this side's the og wheels and other side
But I put it back to I put it back to stop. I think I'm gonna trade it in I think I'm gonna trade it in chat
Because I was actually right about leases if you lease a car
You could just trade it in whatever you want apparently if you guys didn't know that so I get a straightening
Okay
Okay
You're gonna lose your money, you're gonna lose your money, bad news, whatever you're
We're band-on, we're band-against.
Okay, we go see. You'll see.
Watch. Watch.
Sure, then.
So they don't want to be on camera?
No, just that.
Oh.
Show them, Drew.
So they don't want to be on camera?
No, no, just the back. You're good.
Um, okay.
This is why you suck, Drew.
Oh, no, you guys missed a five second cut scene.
Yeah, listen, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
I don't...
What are you guys actually gonna have to do?
So you guys don't think the Maybach truck's nice?
Y'all don't like the Maybach truck?
I think a Maybach truck is better than the normal Maybach.
Yeah, the Maybach is fine.
Check on the Geckos this morning.
I still look their water and fed them,
but as of right now,
we actually know it's the time where Geckos don't have heat anyways.
Yeah, so we're good. They don't have heat right now, but they don't have heat during until midnight anyways, so
Wait, do you know what the layback truck does?
So I look at the layback truck the interior. This is the layback truck. I'm looking I'm gonna show you guys
Layback
So if I do get a layback truck, this is the one that I'm looking at right here
Okay, but it's really, I don't know, I need to test drive it, okay?
So I think what's going to happen, yes, I'll get it blacked out, it would be blacked out
made that truck.
And it would be, this is what the interior would be, hold on.
So this is how it would come stock with white interior.
With white interior like that, okay?
Can your fat ass even fit in there?
What are you guys saying you for?
Wait, you guys don't like white interior on a on a Maybach truck?
No, okay, well, guess what?
Guess what?
This was the other interior, and this is chopped.
You guys cannot say you like this because this is fucking ugly, bro.
This is fucking ugly, in my opinion.
brown or red. It's like a burgundy with, I don't know. This is chopped in my opinion.
I don't like that. And look at the chat saying, that's tough. That's tough. That's, yo, yo,
yo, you guys are just painters of whatever I like. Um, but I don't know. I'm going
to go, I think what's going to happen, I'm going to go test drive on Monday to see
I really like I so Monday stream is gonna be me test driving
I'm gonna go to the dealership, but I'm gonna test drive a maybach truck
I'm a test drive maybe a cullinan and then I'm also gonna test drive
I think maybe a Corvette just because I don't know bro
I know you guys say they're ugly and they're like oh cheap super car bro. I genuinely like Corvette's I
Really think if you win
Yeah, yeah, why are you so ahead of yourself talking about I'm gonna get a Rolls Royce a maybacker Corvette
Your bet hasn't even hit because it's going you are way too ahead of yourself. It's going to you'll even have electricity in your house
Talking about I'm gonna get a may back
It's going to it it's going to hit
No step fuck you how are we gonna get to the store?
Uber
Okay, I'm chasing if you think it's made back
man I don't have to ask, I'ma just take that shit, I'ma take that shit like it's mine,
what?
I'm gonna ask that fucking Maybach, it's mine bro, it's our car, I'ma just take this
shit.
You don't even have a crib with lights talking about buying a Maybach.
Bro, I just want to get a car that I like.
You know what's crazy?
You're getting a board after it after six months.
I know.
Shots get a Corvette.
I'm not going to get a board of Corvette.
You're getting a board of any car you get.
You think I'll get a board of Corvette?
Do I think you should get?
What?
I think you should get a normal, regular SUV
and then you should get an M4 again.
Because that car you never complained about besides the lip.
That's the only car I've never heard you complain about.
I'm getting a Corvette.
Monday, if my bed hits, I'm buying a Corvette.
I don't go fuck.
I don't care what the chat says, all this hate and shit
about, oh, cheap ass car, Corvette, suck.
Guess what, bitch?
Guess what, bitch?
I'm driving it, not you, pussy.
No, I'm going to end up driving it.
And then I'm going to have two cars.
I'll have my M5, and I'll have a Corvette.
If I want to go take a four-door, maybe like we have
a case I'm calling you.
Hey, KKK.
You just got a new collar.
I'm bored.
You sound like a fucking asshole.
What do you mean you're bored?
Case on.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
You just got a new collar.
Yeah, and guess what?
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest, Case on.
I don't like it.
Why did you get rid of the ears in the first place?
So I was actually looking into getting a perfumante.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
But, Perfumante would be like four bands a month plus insurance on Lamborghinis is crazy, so...
Yep, I'm aware.
But you just gotta hear us, right?
Yeah, but remember I had one in 2019 for a year.
Are you sick of this one?
Yes, bro. I got destroyed.
Yeah, you got your shit cracked, huh?
Yeah, I got my shit well-drafted.
No, we have no power, no water, and no electricity.
Don't worry, I'm on it, I'm going to fix it today.
I mean I mean case on you you haven't like said you wanted to watch you've been kind of off the grid MIA you just you've been sick you just got
like you haven't streamed in a fucking month and a half
wait you're all back on RP?
you wanna know what I was doing K-Song? you wanna know what I was doing?
I was I've been I've been on my rocket League grind
I'm like addicted to rocket league
Like I like be laying in bed and I'm like itching to play rocket League for some reason
I don't know why I'm sitting there like in bed when I was sick watching rocket videos
I was watch I would tell my king. I was laying in bed and I was watching us
What is his name musty musty highlights?
He's a fucking demon. I don't know that's his name. I don't remember
Wait, really?
Pulled out
We case on cash, so you said look like I say some of it. I say some real quick
Keep the camera up in my face. Love it. You could keep it
Okay. Alright man. Alright. Alright. That didn't need to see that.
Okay. No, that's it.
I'm down. Oh, I don't have a setup, but uh, yeah.
I mean, I might be able to get it. Don't worry. I might be able to get up and running today.
I'm not worried about it.
Okay.
Alright, talk soon in case I'm...
Alright.
Don't worry, I call the...
Get a ZR1.
Wait, is a ZR1 better than a Z06?
Oh, we're not taking...
We're not going to ask you in case it's okay.
Hey, guys.
Can I help you?
What symptoms did you have when you were sick?
Oh, man.
What symptoms did I have when I was sick?
Okay, okay, okay, so so here's the thing if you have the flu the number one thing that you will that that you will
experience and I'm telling you it will be living hell it won't it'll start a little bit today so the
throwing up in the stomach shit you'll have today but you'll slowly going into the night and
going through today and into tomorrow, you will realize your body will start aching.
Like and your head will hurt and like, like what I'm telling you, you won't be able to
get up.
That's how I felt like last night.
I was up till 7am.
I couldn't sleep.
I had like a headache that was like, I can't explain the headache I had.
Wait, so you were throwing up lanes and your body hurts?
Damn.
I walk about 11, like in the most,
I've ever been on my entire life
and then just instantly have to go through a lot.
Oh yeah, you're cooked.
You're cooked, or you got a leafy leg.
And now all SCS's.
Betsy, promise, supply drop.
Oh, I W Betsy, Logatorade, Banana,
Pedialyte ginger ale get you trust me drink ginger ale
No, I did for the first day
All right, bro, damn lays got affected with the lacy play
Okay now it's time to sit and talk chat we have about how far to drive oh 15
minutes I bet. Chat we have to talk about what car I should get. What is the
difference between a ZR1 and a Z06? Corvette ZR1. Yeah a big-ass price
difference holy shit saying it's a thousand horsepower I don't care about
that like I'm sorry bro I know what are you getting a corret for cuz they look
sick because they look cool I'm getting the ZO here here's the exact I'm gonna
show you guys the exact corvette that I want this this is what I want okay
Corvette Z06 this is what I want my Corvette to exactly look like okay like
this this is the Z06 hardtop convertible fully blacked out with full carbon
Okay, that's what I want.
Simple, simple.
You guys are saying, you would ask, guess what?
I have very good news.
You will never be in the car, okay?
You will never drive the car.
You will never be in the passenger seat of the car.
And you will never even see the car in person.
So if you don't like the car,
I have to inform you it does not matter to me, all right?
Now I do have a question. Is a Corvette all-wheel drive or two-wheel drive?
It's... it's two-wheel drive?
It depends.
You can't fit in a Corvette.
I think what I need to do chat is I need to have a day where I test drive cars and see what I really like I
Don't dislike my m5
Chat made you sell your Lambo now will make you sell the Corvette to
You guys did not make me sell my Lambo
What's all you like about them?
Honestly, I don't like the hybrid.
Why don't you get the old jet? That one looks better.
They're impossible to find.
They're like really hard to find.
That's the truth.
What I really don't like about my...
I'm the manager? Oh yeah, good news, chat.
I actually have a manager now.
I do have a manager now.
No, it's not snow.
I do have a manager officially um uh you got a wait has he been on shim before definitely
right I don't know if I'm not knowing that
wait you guys know joe you got any more specific ground
no they did I don't think there's been I'm pretty sure he was on shim at at the the
R6 event
Joe mama no not Joe mama
Well, I can't how am I gonna tell you guys who my manager is if you guys don't know
We don't remember that
Merle, you guys know Joe. I've talked to him on stream before.
Yeah, but it was never like, y'all, this is Joe, this is my agent.
He's our agent for like, that gets us like brand deals and sponsorships and stuff, Chad.
No, it's not Joe Biding.
I
Were yes, like me Ron Jason
But I talked him on a phone today, and I was like
Basically asking him because he's been he's been my age Joe's been my agent for like
Since I since I joined face basically
But he's just been on the deal side of things instead of really doing anything else
I talked to him today about like a manager, and I was like
explaining to him what I want in a manager and I was like you would be
perfect and he was like yeah like sure so
great you guys are so stupid bro there's a difference between a manager and an
agent
look at this chapter you guys think you go everything I can't
can you show us no not showing you it doesn't matter because it's not like
you're gonna be on street
like this is ugly you want to talk though this is chop shit if you're gonna
I'm gonna get a vat, get C7R1.
Okay, I'm not trying to be that guy.
This car's ugly.
Am I tripping?
Looks like a toy for Thanos.
Wait, okay, maybe I just,
okay, you know what I think it is genuinely?
I think I have a different,
I think I have a different,
like taste in cars in you guys it's that simple everybody has a different taste
in cars right but in my opinion in my opinion I like this car right here I
like the look of it a lot more than I like this car right here I don't know
lie but I also have a very interesting taste in cars like I personally think
Porsches are ugly that's me being honest
I have to be honest bro cars are like cars are like women bro like people have
different tastes in in them the same way like you guys think some girls are
attractive or some dudes are attractive or the same way that I think other dudes
are attractive or the other girls you know I'm saying
No, I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
Get a C6?
You get a new car every four months, okay?
And?
Listen, I'm gonna talk.
Do I know anybody who has a Corvette that I could drive?
In LA?
To see if I like it?
Yo, big monkey, thanks for the 10 gifted, bro. Appreciate the 10. Thank you so much, dude.
Oh, you're so sorry.
You know what I would actually like doing? Should I get a project car?
Like, imagine I get a car and I have to, like, fix it up and put it together.
Was that what agent did chat?
Did he get like a M3 or something?
Like an old M3?
Son, you can't even build Legos!
I guess you're doing that.
Dog, you're rich, there is no project.
What if we get like, what if we get like an old Civic and then just make it crazy?
An old Civic?
Yeah, yeah.
Like a cheap one and then just make it fucking crazy.
Like crazy rap.
Yeah, but it looks lovely.
Like a fat ass...
So?
Like a fat spoiler on it?
Well, I did it.
Yo, what's up?
Sub-lacy you look mad good today. Thank you, brother. Thank you, bro
Yeah, fun fact actually when I was sick. I lost about 20 pounds
From not eating for three days straight. So I actually am laying in at about 140 right now
It's a waterway
Why are you always lying
Yo, I have a question. How come you guys thought that I was lying when I tweeted that our power was out today?
Alright, if you're a car guy, can you send like, cars and pictures and links of cars that I might like in the column?
Please?
Because I genuinely think that I think that you guys just follow a trend to hate on Corvettes.
There's nothing actually wrong with Corvettes.
It's just a trend for you to hate on it.
If a bunch of people in the world started hyping up Corvettes and being like, oh, this
Corvette's sick, like a bunch of people started buying them, I guarantee everybody
would hop on the bandwagon and start liking them, too.
I feel like they sound bad stereotype.
They do, exactly.
It's a trend to hate on them.
There's nothing wrong with them.
All people buy them, and then little kids
think they have a super car.
Yeah, but if you take back to the root of cars, OK,
what is the root of a car?
How are you buying a car?
So think about it.
The root of buying a car has always
then getting you from point A to point B,
if you have more money and you want to spend more money
because you enjoy driving,
something that you personally enjoy more
than from point A to point B.
And the third thing is something,
if you have even more money,
something that to you, you like to look at that looks cool.
So the stereotype of all a Corvette
Oh a Corvette only cost this much you're a millionaire only buying a hundred twenty thousand dollar car
Why is that even a thing? It's a car
And the whole tax payment retweet, thank you, thank you
You're so tough going against the wave son
Get a Corvette C8.
What's that?
What you just showed in the chat?
No, I showed them a C06.
Wait, is C06 the same thing as a C8?
I will say though I found out that I like driving more more like classy cars than I like sports cars
so you know what I think I'm gonna aim for I think what I'm gonna do is buy a Corvette
then I'm gonna save up a little bit more money and I'm going to get either a Rolls-Royce or a
Maybach for a daily nature. This is my C706 best car to drive. See I'm not
trying to be a asshole bro but like another thing that I like so y'all want
me to get the banana mobile.
The Bentley Bentayga, how much is that car?
Okay, another thing, someone sent this car and I'm not trying to be different, I'm not
I'm not trying to be an asshole, and I'm sorry, but a Ferrari-Personguei is ugly.
I'll take but that's why it's opinion-based chat that's why it's opinion-based
that's what I'm saying is people have different tasting cars like you guys
drive down the street and you see a Porsche I bought you're like oh my god
that car so nice I see a Porsche I buy and I think it's ugly I think it's
too small. How are they sending me troll cars? Well, I actually do know some of my
friends are from there. Really? I don't know if they live in Atlanta. I'm gonna ask.
Aston Martin DBXS. How much is that? Aston Martin. Wait, Chad, is there any
Streamers that have that how the ass in learning
That's not some class you shit. I'm not gonna ask and Martin DBS X is kind of nice. I
Want to see the interior though because interior matters a lot to me
Not really fucking with the interior dude, I like to have a big screen am I aunk
That's why I didn't like my, I didn't like my urus, because the screen was too small inside.
Bro, like the road, like the Maybach truck has a big ass screen.
Get a Tesla with an exhaust.
I need to, I want to drive a Corvette.
Let me call Ray and see if he... call Ray.
Why are you only 32ing to a phone call?
The Corbett truck? The Corbett trucks?
Your call has been forwarded to boy...
Huh?
Did an 812 superfast, once again, my opinion?
I would not buy an 812 superfast. I wouldn't.
I just I don't
Oh, he's coming back. Yo, Ray. Hey, I'm much I'm much too right now
I have a question. Do you have a homie who I could like drive their Corvette to see if I like it?
Just because I've driven one
The Z06 preferably
Zero?
Yes, Z06.
The new one?
Yes, Z06.
Okay, thank you, Ray.
You should get a gym membership.
I literally have one. Fun fact, I paid $300 a month for Equinox. I've never been there.
I left one time to sign up and then I never went back
Yeah, he's not getting on the plane stops for me
But there's gotta be there's gotta be something that that like
That's classy. It's kind of a truck SUV still has a cool look, but
Is it like a fucking tank? Like I don't know how to explain it. I don't know what I'm looking for bro
You know what I should do? I should create my own car. That's what I should do. I should create my own car, bro
Where's Mercedes?
Everyone in the house don't have the Mercedes. Mercedes is made back
I
Cadillac CTV, it's not even a real thing though
Where do we have this we're gonna go right
They gotta have they gotta have solar panels here or a generator or something
Just buy Mercedes SLS
What's the SLS?
The SLS is the Rosa Gold Wings
That's Gold Wings?
Yeah, SLS
How much those go for, sir?
Right now it's like $250 or $300
But instead it costs like $450
Last year no ball
Oh, nice and loud
Oh, very nice, thank you
I'll take that and fetch out
We will drive with that ball much
You guys think his car is a truck?
His car is chopped in my opinion.
Surely they have something to see.
Hello.
Right there.
What?
What? Generators.
Predator?
This is what we need?
Oh, this will power your whole room.
This room? Yeah.
It's $2,000.
Well, can I get a cheaper one? This one's $800.
six of you
so check is it with this you guys in this will power my room or no too small
So this is too small to power a little PC set up
How many watts is it 1800 watts
Wait, there's a gas power right do the say gas generator
A little more than
2000
What's the price I got? $574? $500 to stream one day?
Yeah, I think it'll make your money back then.
I'm not going to ask someone to get the 100 subs. Just keep it real.
Either 100 subs or I'm in a stream when I get back to the house. That's simple, y'all.
Where I get something, because it's just back-backed so I die eventually and then we have no stream at all.
We're going to get extension cords too.
We're going to try to work or something.
Bring a ding-ding.
Why is everything pretty here?
Marlin's friend.
Marlin's other friend.
You know, I have no electricity at my house right now, I want to power out my setup, for
a PC, two monitors, some speakers, and a Wi-Fi box.
How much water do you might need?
It depends on the how much power is going to be around it if it's 240. 240? Yes, it's 240 volts.
Oh, so 2,000 volts generator will be fine. Oh, of course, yeah.
See? Okay. And then 1,200 watts. It's not 1,200, you idiots. Oh, watts. How much watts?
You need two thousand watts will be fine. Thank you. Appreciate you. Thank you. Nice to meet you guys
Auto zone
Wait auto zone hasn't
They have they have generators
Okay, thank you. Are you seeing to go to auto zone?
Blind leading the blind.
There's a red degenerator?
Oh wait, how? Okay, so my question is, this generator right here,
if we can't plug it into the wall, how is it going to last?
As far as towards the gas.
Here I go to the gas station and fill it up.
So maybe we walk this to the gas station, fill it up,
call over okay so you guys don't think 1800 loss is gonna work
fuck man chat what do I do wait I can just ask Brock
Hey Grock, Lacey here again. So back to the power outage question. That's the story I know. Looking for gas generators, backup generators, to basically power up my setup at my house. It's going to be a PC, two monitors, and a Wi-Fi box. How much watts will I need in a generator?
Okay, let's see.
For a PC setup like that, you'll probably need around 800-1000W running power, just
to be safe.
Monitors sit maybe 50 each.
Wi-Fi box is negligible.
But here's the thing, check for SerdWatts too.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my God, what if we get a hand sort of around a wheel and create a little bit of a little
I've seen that movies and stuff or we could attach a bike to your PC and you could run you with bicycles to power your PC
Have to work to get electricity. No, but thank you while you stream you could just be on a bike
Yeah, I'm gonna have to work to stream
Hmm, it's fucking exhausting.
All right, so,
Kajipi-T said an inverter is better,
but this is $700.
So my gut is telling me to get this one.
Because look, we can plug in extension cord,
which goes to the PC.
Here we can plug in the Wi-Fi.
And then we're going to plug the gas into the gas tank
Yes, um, so quick question
Quick question so for this do you think this one will be enough wattage to power a computer setup?
Do you know how much the water is for the computers? How much it's consuming?
Maybe like 800?
If it's 800, that should be more than enough, because the starting is 1800, the running is 1400.
Okay. Maybe, okay, 1000, 1200?
As long as it's with the running, no more than 1400, you're good.
Okay, and then also it'll be a Wi-Fi box too.
So you just gotta basically add all that water to it and then it'll tell you if this is not enough.
Your next option would be the 2,000 amp.
How much is this? The 2,000 amp?
That's like $600.
That's right there.
$600, huh?
And that's an inverter. This one's an inverter too, right?
Correct. So it's super quiet.
Do you want to save some money?
I do. I don't want to save the money.
Wait so this was loud?
Yes.
Okay.
I thought it was loud.
That was 525 dollars.
Okay.
And this one, this one's 300.
Is that what you said the meantime?
It's on sale for 300 plus bucks.
And then you need 10W30 oil.
Where are you putting it?
I see my room.
So technically this can't be inside.
Why not?
Because it's carbon monoxide going to...
Hopefully the door's open.
doors open. No, like that can't be inside. It has to be outside. So you're trying to do
more of a portable station. Trying to be powers out of the house. I have to work. So I'm trying
to set up like my computer and stuff, start to play games. And it's just I'm trying to figure
out how to power it. So if you want to do it inside your house, your only option is gonna be
power switch. So this one right here is not the actual one. But that's very small compared
to what you're trying to do. But this is gas powered? No, that's electric. So how would
we power it? We would have to buy one of these to power that. Okay, what if I put this outside
and use an extension cord? You could do that. It's just that, it's just like if you're
turning on the power. One more. Okay. That's for this one too, right? That's for any
themed desk. Okay. Yeah, let's do let's do this one right here.
Go ahead and grab a shopping cart and I'll have to load everything apart. Thank you.
And then you need a oil from W30. Right here? No. I'll get it for you. And then do you have one gas?
No, I'm going to have to need a desk container too.
I still have two gallons and I still have five gallons.
Maybe two gallons.
Let's get two gallons.
Okay.
Let's get a cart.
Yeah, get a cart.
Look at that.
We're saving money.
Maybe spend the extra money on food or something because we're saving like three
What do you mean we're saving 300 bucks?
We are taking 300 bucks.
Where's the cards?
Where's the cards anyway?
I got it, son.
I need more cards.
Oh, thank you so much.
The only thing I need you to grab is the gas cap.
Okay.
Perfect, thank you.
Right here
What are you doing with the other one?
Huh.
Okay.
Now we need extension cords.
Maybe like 200 footers?
Um
Nice crack
So I'll out of get the five down I can get two two down to fill it up because I'm thinking about it
I'm going to do 90 if I do 91 or 87 gas. I think it's diesel
I'll look for the power supply section auto power
Station electrical
Should probably call the Uber back, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, no.
We need to call it to a gas station.
We need to make a stop at the gas station.
Wait, is the Uber going to let us bring gas into the Uber?
Gotta ask him.
What do you think?
200 foot?
How much are these?
Brother, it's been at $500 on this.
This is even worse these are 40 bucks each
Why do we need to one for the PC one for that?
The what you see I don't need a long one like 25 feet. Yeah, the Wi-Fi
Listen, we can't move the Wi-Fi router
Okay, does a hunt chat does a hundred feet go from right outside my room
All the way through the house into the little cabinet
No. No, you need 200 feet. I don't think I have 200, Chad.
They don't have 200.
They only have 100.
100 feet is two semi-trucks. That'll work.
Yeah, I'll do.
I feel like we have everything we need.
Maybe some safety glasses?
What?
You want me to spend money?
You just you just wanted to buy two two hundred footers when you recommended about $800 thing now
You want me to buy three gas cans back and I'm literally spending $800 we need safety glasses
fucking
Power stroke they're saying a power you have one for the PC in a power ship
In a power ship all to plug into this doesn't this plug into the
Yeah, but we need something to plug the Wi-Fi into.
The Wi-Fi doesn't have a cord that plugs it like...
Well, yeah, but is it that exact cord?
Probably, you know. Or maybe it's an Ethernet?
It's not gonna... It's just gonna throw out a PC.
Is there a chance that this bridge might be seen by the computer?
I don't know.
About 1200?
It's not going to break it if you're going to be pushing it. This could shut off if it gets over 100.
Because this one continues running, it's going to be 100.
Okay.
I think it'll work, I'm trying to think if it's worth it or not, I can always just find
a portable setup somewhere, Shat.
How much did all this come out to you?
You're going to listen to these ones?
Yes.
Oh, god.
God, don't be scared.
Oh, sorry, can I have the mark?
Ah, yes, please, yes.
I'm going to be...
Hello, welcome.
So, without a...
Did you meet her at the place of my guarantee in this week?
No, thank you.
Okay, so without a place of my guarantee,
you're totally...
You're totally...
You're totally...
You're totally...
You're totally...
You're totally...
You're totally...
You're totally...
Okay, so the other place we're going to, you know, is there?
Hey, son of a bitch!
What's up, bro?
How you doing, bro?
What's your hand wet?
What do you mean?
What's your hand all wet?
Oh, I was just sweating.
I was just sweating.
Shake my hand, bro.
No, your hand is wet!
Can you shake my hand, bro?
No, you!
Shake your hand!
You!
No!
Okay.
So you and I died.
Because I'm high alert.
I got a lot of money.
What's your hand wet?
Hey, I'm only looking at you.
One day, twenty.
Okay, we can do the next store, right?
Yeah, we should have it here.
Okay, thank you.
I'm going to check in real quick.
next door right okay thank you what do you think works kick streamers or
I don't know.
They're locating the competition right now.
Eight and seven.
Che, what is it, 10W30?
130.
move up a little auto she says she's gonna grab it for us I think there's so
now she might have it's wait here we go
yeah I'm not seeing it I might have to go next door they're staying right
there where over here w40 no 10 10 10 w 30
huh not seeing it it's not wd-40 right
chat 10 wd-40 40 gifted it's getting
Why do you have to know here oh shit I roll ammo crate did you sell animal
I don't even have it let's go next door should we leave our cart in here and
then just stop by next door and then come back in
Who better is here, bro?
Wait, chat, y'all.
Wait, there's a thing at the bottom.
Where?
Bottom left.
This is not it.
This is 15W40.
We need 10W30.
What are you doing up there?
Yes.
We're looking for 10W30.
Maybe that yellow one.
This right here?
Yeah.
The 10W one?
That's 5W40.
10W40.
Thanks so much.
Come on.
All these lights are out.
I'm left.
Found something.
It was hidden in the back, but I'm a good looking.
Do you need stabilizer, too?
No, it's okay. I'll scrape it on myself.
There you go.
Nope.
It's all about our flip phones.
Could have landed in my flip phone.
Thank you so much.
Here we go
We're entirely can you add a stop to a gas station? Yes
Sir you might be stopping at a gas station
Food truck no not a food truck going for trying to get my setup to work I have to work today
I'm sorry.
Watch out, ladies and gentlemen.
He's doing his fucking baby oil.
But he has a Corvette at least. Ask if you could drive his.
That's not a nice Corvette though.
Okay, I have to stop, please.
Alright, I'm going to have to stop at a gas station right now.
Should we just do the one at the bottom of the hill?
Yeah, just tell everybody where we're going so they can just chat and know what's up.
If you need us there, we can do a 20-day warning.
I guess any of them are pulling us by us.
Just get stream sniped by a dude in the big blue blob suit with baby oil on his hand.
I don't like that.
It's kinda close as one.
He will oil you up.
Yeah, at least let me fly across the United States to stream snip you.
Yo buddy, you're not the only person in the chat.
It's not one of those things where it's like, oh, I'm actually going to say it because it's going to sleep on it.
Who... R.N. is coming for you? What does that even mean?
You're going to say Ron?
R.N. behind you. R.N.
RND Glove. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, am I, did I miss a chapter of...
The little Indian dude that was stalking Jason.
Well run, R-U-N.
I'm gonna dig in my butt, I'm itching a little bit, I'm crying my cheese.
You drive around L.A. officer?
Oh, just California?
It's us.
Kremlin, that port where we were driving that drove us five hours last night. What do you think you did?
Probably drove back.
You don't think you like slept in the car?
I mean, you could probably get a ride for someone back from L.A. to San Francisco.
Oh, yeah, probably. We'll be back the same time.
You don't have enough fuel? Yes, we're going to get gas to the gas station right now.
Okay. Wait, you know what I just realized?
Dude, you know how when you go to a gas station and it says like, how much dollars it is per gallon?
And it's like four dollars, but it's like usually a hundred dollars to fill up your car
It's only gonna be four or five dollars to fill up that gallon
Because that's one gallon four dollars per gallon
It's not gonna be how much is to fill the car
Yeah, it's just gonna be two gallons
Yeah, I
Thought it was gonna be I thought I was gonna be like $50 to fill up the gallons
why are you guys acting like you know that no shit they know everything you
guys should just go to Harvard at this point dude
but it might as well at this point to go to Harvard since you guys are just as
I swear to people in the world, oh my god.
Cough, cough, cough.
That's common.
This guy needs gas too.
All I'm saying is there's a reason I am where I am in life.
It's because I'm smart.
why not just feel the generator yeah cuz I mean I don't think filming know cuz
Is anyone there? It's gonna be...
I don't think that's a play here.
Your poor kids are gonna have a dad that doesn't know how to do anything himself.
I will say this.
Once that time comes in my life, where I have to be a father and have a whole house,
I promise you I'm gonna be the biggest handyman of all time. I'm gonna be adjusting light bulbs
I'm gonna be mowing the grass
I'm gonna be like
How like holding down the driveway
Trust me
I'm showing snow. I mean, hopefully not. Johnny sins. Also, wait, okay, real question.
you have kids is their smartness is smartness genetics or is it like
something they learn
it is
I thought I thought like like brain and be a smart was was like going to school
and learning stuff I didn't know with genetics
I don't think I did, I think I came out smart.
Because you guys think I'm dumb, but I'm actually not.
Like when you're talking about, like, my ability to retain knowledge and be knowledgeable about
certain things is a lot higher than you guys really think it is.
Because, I went to college.
You guys, you guys probably don't realize that.
I went to college.
I was going to be a lawyer.
So I have a master's degree?
What degree do I have?
I dropped down my second year.
Gotta be something for at least going, right? Like a participation degree or something?
You have a high school diploma.
Oh, Chad, when's the next FNCS?
Here we go. Me and Bronn are going to play and then you realize that you have to play 18-20 minutes and then you're going to like reduce every season back.
Tomorrow.
No, the next duo won.
Can I have an announcement to make?
I will officially be playing the next duo FNCS.
I really didn't qualify. Both of us used to be pros. Ron has a win. Our brain power
mixed with our veterinary expertise and mixed with our mechanics. I really think we can
make a push and I got muted by my production team. Why do I pay them? Serious question.
Why do I pay them?
He makes the stream better.
No, he does not.
No one wants to hear that.
Yes they do.
I'm the one person in this chat.
Yes they do.
Because you think I'm kidding.
You think I'm kidding.
Watch this.
Yo, can someone make a montage of every time Martin and Lacey have said they're playing
Next FNCS?
No, because somebody texted me and he was like, hey bro, I'll come to your house
and queue up for your tournaments.
But we could do that.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, like listen, I'll come to your house and I'll queue up your tournaments every time there's an event so that you can play and I was like, oh for real bro, you'll do that?
What house do you have no electricity?
I am just giving him one sorry.
Huh?
He is giving me one sorry, Brad.
One sorry?
Yeah.
Oh my god, who's that sound?
I don't know.
Could get dropped off an air well with all the stuff that I carried up the hill.
No, no, no, I carried up the hill. You know, I have a 20-C at home.
Here we are.
Well, I want to tell you guys something, but I don't know if it's been announced yet.
Oh yeah, Chad, I have a question.
Um, alright, so, you guys might call me dumb through this.
through this. I got invited to go... should I just say it? I'm not going. But I got invited
to go to Italy and stream at an Inter Milan game. I forget what game it is. It's in Italy
And it's a game, a football game out there.
Um...
Why did you have to specify that it was in Italy twice and that it's a football game?
Because something will lighten I know.
What game is it? Okay, hold on, let me see, let me see, let me see.
It's, uh...
I don't want to butcher the name.
Hold on.
Someone be honest, these names are hard to say, bro.
How do you say that, how do you say that?
Juventus?
Is it Juventus or Juventuus?
Yeah, it's definitely not that it's like a hundred percent on that bro
You vent us
Yes, I got invited to go to the the inter Milan verse
Who bent to us game
in Italy
But I
Don't think I can go because I
I have some other stuff that I'm doing like on the exact same two days that I would be traveling and
I
Also wouldn't be able to stream the game
So like it would just be I basically just got invited to go but I wouldn't be able to stream
And also our weekends that week so
Guys listen, I don't I don't really like like I love the opportunity and I would love to I really want to go to Italy
so bad and experience the culture out there and I would love to do stuff like that, but
it just doesn't really interest me if I can't stream.
If I could go out there and I could stream it and stream the game from the sideline and
also do a few other days out in Italy experiencing the culture, that would be completely different.
But me going out there to go to the game and not be able to stream, I don't know.
Maybe in the future I'll get invited back and be and I'll go to a
Intermallog game and be able to stream it or something, but that week I is all-star weekend
I'm doing streams with clicks that week releasing the product and I have another thing that I'm doing
I don't think I announced, but it's like a streamer tournament that I'm playing
Thank you so much, sir.
Watch it, you know, I have two tournaments, all right.
It's not announced yet, but there's I'm playing two tournaments that week one is a gaming tournament once a non-gaming tournament
How does it work?
Does this come off?
So do you know how this works?
Oh wait, it pulls out like that I think, you see that picture, I think you pull it out.
What?
Wait, I just-
Stop saying W, dad.
Let me see that.
Gonna get a vent and click and push.
I'm not going to make it push.
Might not be a very...
Might not be a doable thing here.
Maybe a gas station knows how?
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Oh!
Turn it upside down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't spin the black cap back on. No key.
Well, no, we gotta fill it up, Drew.
Oh, I see what you were saying. Yeah, we're doing that. Fill it up.
All right, what type of gas is this generator thing?
Okay, 87 probably, I'm assuming.
What kind of a zip code?
Uh...
All right.
All right.
Is that working?
There must be a little latch on the shield here going on.
But maybe you do need to pump it through the hole with two of them.
Can I have something over here?
You see, if you have the same, put it on the ground.
Oh, there we go!
Wow.
Oh no, it holds.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm sure that works, huh?
I don't know.
There we go, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Did you get any too?
Uh, I don't know.
How is it? Why'd we fuck up?
Beautiful, wow.
Wow.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much!
Yes, you need to!
Hit!
What?
Why is he here?
What?
I have this right here.
What?
I have this right here.
What?
I have this right here.
What?
Here
All right, how about you do this one? I can do this one. It's 87 right?
Okay.
Okay.
I can do this.
Huh?
Twitch.
Twitch. It's a live stream of Blackwood.
A lot of people watching right now.
Remember people watching?
125,000.
Yeah.
Watch me now.
Man.
Isn't there a tank over here?
No.
No, I'm filled up to the max
Max already
I can do this one. Watch this
Hey!
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah.
There we go.
Two.
All right.
Make sure you're close to his gas ticket.
Yeah.
It smells a little bit like gas.
Watch your hand.
Yes.
There's a little soggy on the outside, but it doesn't hurt, right?
There's a little tube that pops out.
Oh, there's rags.
Oh, rags are the cause of the car.
Wow.
Oh, and I do it without you, man.
Thank you so much.
Look at that, I never had my dad left me when I was three.
He told me he was going to get me milk and cheese at the store and never came back.
It's crazy.
Okay, now we keep going.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Now the real question is how much battery is left in this bathroom?
Oh my gosh, we need a lifelike to house.
I know, so we're out of time crunch.
Alright, it's still charging.
So we probably got at least another two hours.
I would guess, maybe, maybe an hour now.
Okay.
We got two new pens, by the way.
Oh, man.
Yeah, face pencil.
Is that wrong?
I don't know, but I have face pencil.
It smells a lot right here.
Yeah, it smells a lot of gas in here.
Fine.
My name is Felipe, I've always watched your stream, they are so funny.
Can I just say you saved my life from depression. Love you man, you're the best dreamer.
Thank you so much for the day. Listen bro, everybody goes through rough patches in their life.
It might be sad as some days, you might be depressed other days but
if you're sad and if you're depressed just know it always gets better.
And just keep going, keep pushing and don't give up man.
P. Jatter.
Thanks dude.
Oh, wow.
Oh no.
Make sure this one's right there.
Oh good.
Lacey, I have a master's in electricity that PC is going to fry, can you even get a master
in electricity?
No, you've got a trade school for that, I don't know, carbon monoxide wasn't in here.
Should there's sanders in the chat, yo Lacey perfect timing, crack the window open fast.
Appreciate you, Shadori.
What am I going to name my first kid?
I was thinking about naming him either...
I have a few options for my first kid, yeah.
I'm thinking Aubrey's a good one.
Um, I was thinking about Graham and I kind of like Drake, too, but...
I don't know.
It's not the...
Alright, what, what'd it be weird if I named my kids name Lacey?
Cough, cough.
Oh, what if I knew my kid had done this?
And then I put like, I put on his like birth certificate.
I wasn't hiding my kid from the world, I was hiding the word from my kid.
That would be tough.
That would actually be tough.
Sir, do you want me to stop traffic?
Okay, I got you.
Give me one sec, sir.
I got you.
Careful, Lacey.
No, no, no, no.
Do I get on my side?
Uh, hold on.
Holy shit, crack attack.
Crack attack, hold on.
Do you want me to get on my side?
No, no, hold on.
Sir, I can stop traffic.
Just give me a sec to get out.
I promise you.
I got you, sir.
Just give me.
Hey!
Hey, let me open the door real quick, sir.
I won't get you in, I promise.
Oh, little Yuri's coming.
Hey, little crack attack going on.
Excuse me.
Come on, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much! Thank you guys!
Thank you!
Sir, you could just keep driving.
You could leave him.
I did it, sir! I did it!
You did it. Thank you.
Just want a little gassy in here.
Little King of L.A. shit right there, y'all.
Thank you so much!
You're saying you're the reason for traffic.
No, I'm not!
Smells like a gas station.
I'm going to play Rocket League with you.
Okay.
The LAC, can we please play Rocket League together?
It would mean the world to me and I want to play with somebody.
If you should collab with Jinxie and play Rocket League with me, you're so funny all
the time.
You're hilarious.
Love you, man.
I'm sure you want to get me, baby?
Yeah.
One sec.
Okay.
Oh.
What?
Thank you so much, sir.
Oh, ow.
Okay.
Wow, okay, I need a dolly out here.
Yeah, we'll just do that half for now.
Okay, thank you so much sir.
Good morning.
You too.
Good night.
Happy holidays.
Okay.
What?
You're mine, I'm chirping.
Okay.
It's a great friend.
Drake said yo never say some stupid shit about me or my son again, fat ass.
Chad, Lacey filled up his whole gas tank.
Chad, who was hit him?
I filled up his $80 gas tank so we could go do Uber's the rest of the day and not
I have to pay for his gas.
Come on.
Fuck!
You all heavy?
How do you even scratch on your face?
How do you scratch my face?
Yo, what is this?
What?
Scratch right here.
Scratch?
What are you doing in there?
Is that a part of my knocking?
What?
I'm gonna film them or...
What the fuck are they doing?
X!
Can you help me?
Can you help me X please?
Yeah, they help
Yeah, I'm here for my ACL
I can't lift that
Are you sure bro, that don't look that heavy bro?
What are you putting there?
It's gonna happen right now, so please
You can help me out a little bit please
It's not heavy, I promise not that heavy at all
I think I beat up my people game
So I'm gonna go slow too
Okay, it's not that heavy
It's not that heavy
It's not that heavy, please.
I'll go up.
You know, I lost a lot of weight, but I'm not as strong as I used to be.
What about you?
Can you do it, baby?
Hold on.
You grab this, too.
Hold on.
That's under the gas.
I'm not that strong no more, dude.
Wait.
This is a little harder.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait.
Hold on.
Don't wait.
I got the gas.
Come on.
Let's go.
We can do this together.
Okay.
I'll grab this.
I'm gonna get you live tonight. Don't worry
Now you got this come on next keep pushing keep pushing these gas kids are heavy as fuck you bro
He's got
Oh, you bought us a bottle?
Yeah, I'm powering my setup up.
Oh, you bought us a bottle?
Yeah.
I was about to close the corner now, since I like working with you.
Yeah, of course, bro.
I'm about to clean me up a little joint together,
smoke a little weed.
I don't smoke no more.
Okay.
What do you mean?
No, it's just a way.
I gotta charge a portable tune so I can't go to bed.
It's kind of dark in here.
I'm not going to do it lightly.
You got to come to this.
It's small.
This is a little heavy, I think.
It's the...
Thank you, man.
That's going to be like a $100 vacation.
It's like a dollar-price-tap.
Oh, yeah, we need outside.
A dollar-price-tap.
Okay.
Um...
I mean, I...
I mean, I could just deal with this too.
I could, I could just deal with this too.
What, my, my car?
That's...
I got to get out of here.
I could, I could just...
Wait, you don't want to go to that car, right?
Why would I?
Because I'm, of course I would.
I don't like my infarct.
I don't like my infarct.
You don't like it?
No, and I'm telling you about Charlie, we need to get in a meet-up.
I don't know what's that called, do you like it?
No, to be honest, I like covets.
Bro, come on!
Do you like meet-ups?
Get back!
I got to get in a meet-up.
I got to get in a meet-up.
Get back!
I got to get in a meet-up.
Guys, come on, let's go back.
Move back, Joe.
Yes.
I'm about to make you eat.
Yeah, I got to see something.
Yeah.
There you go.
Don't.
Let's go outside.
It's so dark in here.
I see.
I can't read chat.
Oh, I don't port a mobile.
Um...
Fuck, man, I need to...
...in my backpack have a wire. Hold on.
Uh...
Oh, it's getting dark out already.
No, we gotta hurry up.
It's about to be black as shit in this bitch.
I'm so excited for this, are we going to go tomorrow?
Okay, y'all actually think, y'all think my best going to hit me or I'll be honest.
It's literally, I did four minus five hundred legs by the way.
All right, ready?
Here's the end of it.
You scared me, I'm gonna set it up.
No, I think you got it.
Smaller joist shoes.
Yeah, but I like can't use these simple shoes sometimes.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm tired of them.
Hold on, give me a sec.
It was crazy though.
What?
You're forced to set this up because if you don't, then the backpack's gonna die
and you're gonna have to end up...
So how long do we have till the stream dies?
Maybe about like hour and a half.
I can give you an exact time if I check the battery on the backpack.
But it's probably an hour and a half.
Alright, so here we go.
We do it more outwards, so it's a little brighter.
What?
You do it back in the little, so fight it.
It has to be 20 feet away from the house.
Say who?
How'd the door shut?
A dapp city has a waffle for you?
What?
Dude, it's windy as hell. Is there gonna be a tsunami?
I'm sharing the ghosts of R.D.
Okay, do we have a knife or something or no?
Nah, I'll see you at the scissors inside. You're on the ground.
Where at?
Wait, there's my damn interpreter.
What's going on in there?
Well, it's kind of creepy here right now.
Oh, it's scared a little bit.
Someone in the chat said, who is R.B.?
Can we move this out more?
Yeah.
Why? It's so dark over here.
What are you looking for?
I'm just going to give you my key to sell it.
or this
Chad you guys want to know I had a weird obsession with what I was a kid?
For some reason I had a really really weird obsession
with pocket knives when I was a kid
I used to go into my grandpa's closet before he died of a heart attack
and I used to go in his bottom drawer and I would always play with his pocket knives
and I would look at them and I would like to touch them like this
And I would like to see how sharp they were and if they hurt.
Why y'all say it's us?
Okay, here we go.
Incorrect use can result in death for you and loved ones.
If you or anyone experienced any of the following while operating a generator, get yourselves and others to fresh air and medical attention right away.
headaches, confusion, breathliness, tiredness, collapse, nausea, dizziness, stomach pains.
Operate 20 feet away from homes, windows, doors, and vents.
Three-count 20 feet.
Let me get it set up, yeah.
Okay, good to know. Keep this here.
Stop saying poop.
Oh my god, they really fucking secured this shit up.
Okay, here we go.
manual? 1800 watt portable predator. Okay, I hate when people package these things
inside of shape. Bro, just let me take it out.
There we go.
Okay.
Do I want to push the box down?
Yeah, you've got to.
It's really heavy, please.
It's bad.
I need your hand.
Hold on.
You know what?
Hold on.
No, no, no.
I've got it.
I've got it.
It's fine.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
Okay.
hold on no no no no no no no no no no no no it's fine, leave it
we'll only flip it upside down
maybe cause it's a fucking generator and not a like
a little like
a stupid little ouchie
chat it's not on what do you mean it's too close to the house
we're gonna do it over there
I broke a hockey knife!
There you go.
Holy fucking muscle, man!
Okay, ready? Now pull down.
AAH!
Ow!
Sorry.
Beach?
Okay!
Holy shit, this looks confusing.
Alright!
I'm seeing a lot of like rules and directions going on.
Yeah, we just got okay. We just got to be very tedious with this chat. So, must check
oil every eight hours avoids warranty. If power shuts off with engine running, unplug
the device, reset all circuit breakers, do not exceed 11.6 amps.
What happens if you exceed 11.6 amps?
Wait, so if my PC is more than 11.6 amps, it's bad?
How can we check what your PC is if we can't turn it on?
but we can't turn it on.
Okay.
Remove orange shipping brackets
and block from underframe.
What brackets?
Oh, wait, there's a premise.
Okay.
Oh, we gotta like cut it.
Put it on the table over here.
This is like 20 feet, right?
Yeah, but put it on the table for now so we can, it's easy access.
It's not going to work.
You fucked up.
This isn't going to reach the inside.
100 feet? Yes it will.
We have to go to the fucking internet too.
That's right there.
Where do you think the internet is?
Where do you think the internet's at?
It's just 20 feet.
Yeah.
But where did you think the internet was?
What is all this?
What does it say it's like oily on the bottom so why is there a void okay I gotta be I think
those are the shipping the shipping brackets that they said to remove
Bro, if the generator is not hard to work, clearly it needs.
Come on, tell me if you want to parlay.
Careful.
See how my parlay is doing in the nail shed.
Oh!
I just can't.
I just can't.
I sure do. We just can't do it.
We're saying flip it back. They're all saying it's been me.
Like, what the fuck is Cooper's life doing, bro?
We need to flip it backwards. It's empty right now.
Do you want to see if we have scissors?
Yeah, maybe.
Here.
How do I not know how to work a knife?
I guess you guys know how to do this.
Stop putting that speed emo
True there's no we didn't put the fucking oil in dude
We didn't put anything in it yet
It is not come with how does it come with oil in it if we had to buy oil
You know let's put this on a table. It's much easier right there. It's not
Oh, I just I literally just need one second with it tilts it over
Look one second. They tilt it over and guess what?
See one second around it's called being a fucking genius buddy, maybe you'll learn one day drew
Okay, notice, remove shipping brackets from under-framed before filling oil.
I feel like we just did.
What's that noise?
It's a tag.
OK.
So where does the oil go?
That's where the gas goes.
It says gas in big green letters.
Gas only, actually.
I thought you were talking about gas.
I'm not going to lie.
Um.
There's chess spamming the yellow brackets.
I don't see you.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
These.
Where does it go?
So I need a screwdriver to take these out?
No, wait, wait, isn't it right here?
No, but the chess in here to remove the yellow brackets.
It actually goes right there.
Look, you unscrew it.
I know, but we have to remove the brackets.
These are the brackets.
No, I think the wood was the brackets.
They're saying no.
okay okay okay I got the back of that thing that'll be like some chatting all
right well Sun saying it's gonna be real hard as fucking pitch shark I know
What light there's no electricity, it's literally gonna be so dark
All right, so this where does this go chat they're saying we need a funnel, but why do you guys tell us to buy a funnel?
There was a funnel in the package?
Oh.
Ah, two pumps, Jack.
Why is there like tools in the shape of it?
Like, brother, what the fuck is this?
What am I, am I gonna fuck it?
Hold on a minute.
I'll do it in this way.
You can do it in this way.
Hold on, I can stim right now. I can stim right now.
Hold on a minute.
Fuck!
Now you stim. Okay, where do I put this? In this little gray thing?
You're one of those kids
In here
Okay, so how much though
Holy shit, this is some real like like man labor shit that I'm doing right now
This is the type of shit I'm gonna be doing at the dad
They're like hard labor shit like this like turn a generator on fucking mowing the grass
Okay, so like this chat
Remove yellow brackets I did
removed shipping brackets we did they were over there those are the shipping
the two wood pieces.
So these are the shipping bracket down here.
I was right, and you guys all said I was wrong.
Once again.
I'm saying no now.
I think we're in control.
Well, this isn't the time for trolls.
Bro, it's getting dark.
Where's the manual?
Bro, it's kind of spooky when it's dark.
I don't know, because you guys keep saying shit.
Wait, I need to read this.
Just jazz crack.
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
Service brackets, maybe?
Okay.
Ten minutes already.
Ten minutes are here.
There's a single instruction going on here.
I don't know because I can't tell it like this half I think what half the chat says one thing
Like I just don't know
It says, remove shipping brackets from under frame before adding oil.
Under the frame.
It has to be these.
I don't understand. What was the point in the wood then? Is that not for shipping?
Wait, what about Google what is a shipping bracket?
Wait, they're saying you have the tool where's the toolbox box?
What is this called? What is this thing called again predator?
predator
Generator remove shipping brackets
Not giving you much here
Come on.
Here.
What is this?
Pliers.
For what?
On the screen.
Put the socket on the bolts, okay?
So stupid.
Did you keep the receipt?
Yes.
The other one there, son.
Are you here?
No, no, like that. I'm right here.
What is- are they s- is this channel like-
Oh, that's what it is, son.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Oh, do we need a tool box too?
They didn't give us any tools to do all the pliers.
See, I told you bro, the pliers.
Well, these aren't pliers. These are jumper cables.
For what? We're doing it with a generator.
I don't know what I'm doing, bro.
These are not flyers, dude.
Bro, can you just ask Grok, Grok, you know why I ask ChatTBT every time I don't know how
to do something?
Okay.
Just take a picture, send in ChatTBT and say how do I, how do I set up this generator?
Hello?
Hey ChatTBT, Lacey here.
here. So I just got this Predator 1800 watt solar generator and it puts a notice label
on the generator that says remove the shipping brackets from under frame. Can you please
specify what the shipping brackets they're talking about are maybe with a picture?
The shipping brackets are usually metal or plastic supports that keep the generators
engine and frame stable during transport. They're often bolted under the generator
typically near the bottom once you've got the generator out of the box
so the generator sits properly on its wheels or feet if you're unsure check
underneath these brackets are usually obvious off the right or labeled once
you're good to go would they happen to be yellow by any chance on this exact
model yes on that predator model they typically are bright yellow that color
makes them stand out so you don't miss them. Once you spot those yellow brackets underneath,
you'll know exactly what to remove. Okay, and is it mandatory to remove them? Absolutely.
Those brackets are just there to keep things secure during shipping. If you leave them
on, the generator might not sit properly or could vibrate oddly. So yeah, that's
mandatory. And what would happen? What would happen if the generator was vibrating and
and not sitting properly.
If it's vibrating too much or not stable,
it could cause extra wear on parts,
damage over time or even create a safety risk.
Basically, what kind of safety risk are we talking here?
Well, if the generator vibrates
excessively or moves, it could shift while running,
possibly tipping or damaging fuel lines or wiring.
That could lead to fuel leaks or electrical hazards.
So removing those brackets keeps it stable
and safer to operate. No surprise shifts or unwanted sparks.
Okay, and how do I remove these brackets?
It's pretty straightforward. You'll need a wrench or socket.
Usually the brackets are bolted on. Just locate those yellow brackets under the plate.
Loosen and remove the bolts holding them in place.
And so the predator actually didn't give me any wrench or sockets to do this,
so how would I do that if I don't have a wrench or socket?
No worries. If you don't have a wrench or socket handy,
Andy, you can pick up a basic adjustable wrench from any hardware store.
Gotta go back to the store, huh?
Okay.
We'll have a car.
Gotta go back to the store with no car.
Yo, it sounds like it's not a big deal if these are still on.
That's what I'm picking up from this.
They did.
Chad, this is not a wrench.
You fucking moron.
Bro, you're so wrenchy.
We just said user T. It's a socket wrench. I don't know what that means. So what do I
do with this exactly chat? Why is a sun emote stuck in my chat bar? Brother, I'm looking
my phone and I just see a constant sun
put it there and twist it, okay
so you guys are telling me
I put this here and I just twist it, it's gonna work
wait, I can actually try
brother, just have fucking soup on my-
so you see how it's like angled like this, what if you put pressure on the top?
Can you take this?
You see what I'm trying to do here?
Wait, is it spinning? I can't tell.
On the yellow.
It's not working.
Are you calling me sped or something?
You're calling me spin.
I just used pressure on it.
Put the bar do you want me please? Oh wait wait wait wait hold on
You know the funny part is you know the worst part is what is the chat thinks that we're like being dumb up
It's really pissing me off
that's not the right side what other side I don't understand why are you doing
these ones these ones don't matter this is part of the stand
Oh my god, I understand it. I understand it.
You understand it now?
Let's look.
Oh, you got it, bro.
Not this.
You got this. You're gonna start to find a wrench?
She's so stupid.
Wait, wait. They're working on your car. Surely they have a wrench.
Bro, I think this cat's wrong about this thing to take the things off.
They see. They see. They're working on your car. Let's go ask if they have a wrench.
So, late chat, you've ever wanted this whole time!
This is not taking these off!
Someone just said I had it.
Drew was right.
Yeah, but, Chad, this is...
Dude, I didn't even splinter my finger.
Should we take a break?
Maybe we'll get some food and come back to this.
I'm a splinter.
Drew had it.
Yeah, but, Chad, look how tiny this is and how big the fuck it is.
It doesn't fit, it's too big.
It's way too big, unless there's some magnetic field that does it, it's too big.
Let's go find a rock.
Oh my god, I have a splitter!
I have a splitter, I have a splitter, I have a splitter, I have a splitter on my cake.
Bro, it's pitch blackout.
Come inside see it. No, no it's in that pinky. Look it's see it. Let's take it out. Oh my god. I
Know the chat sees it. I don't see shit keep like that right here. Oh my god. Stop. He's actually no actually her so bad
Now we need tweezers and a plier. Oh my god, that's good hostile I think
Wait
Hold on wait your suppliers over here to get it out
Okay, wait hold the hold this hold this light on it for me, okay
Oh my god, how deep that thing was things big as fuck
Look at that, she was in my finger.
Oh, the house, you know, it's gonna be piss-blocked.
No, we got to get out of the house.
It's got into what outside of the school or a ranch.
Oh, it's spooky as fuck.
It smells like a gas station in here.
Should we put those outside, maybe?
Wait, is Coco still in your room?
You sure?
This is not the thing that I can get out of.
Fuck.
Hello?
Who's down there?
Is that laser?
Do you guys have a wrench?
It's actually the two most useless people ever.
Wait, laser, I've seen a clip. You were running and you ran like, it looked like you were running fast, but you ran like seven steps.
You don't just have a um... have a um...
...any by any chance that tweezers?
Or a... or um... a splinter...
...or not a splinter, what is it called? A wrench?
Uh... no.
No wrench?
Oh my god, a car's wrench.
My car's back.
Wait, this red is not that bad!
I don't mind the red!
You have two wheels on two different sides.
Yeah, I mean that's fine.
I'm just gonna... I'm training anyways, it's fine.
Surely there's a rice down here.
No medello?
Is that rice?
Oh my god. Yo, we just got bailed.
You know how like you open up a bit, like, if you guys get any, sometimes there's one left.
Is there one left?
There may be one left.
What? What?
What's going on here?
Well, this is sugary.
How?
How many women is that?
Yeah, I found a wrench.
That's not a wrench, it's a can opener.
Are you sore?
So, they, let me illustrate.
I just bought a $600 generator.
They give me a thing that's mandatory to take off.
and then they don't give me the tools to take it off with.
Oh, this is the guy we're talking to, that's their Uber driver.
That was someone working on their car.
What's the bad part if we don't take it off?
That's what I'm saying, it's not a big deal.
Wait Saeed.
I think he's inside.
He's inside?
The blazer's going inside right now.
Wait, oh, is the gate slam open on a daft's car?
No, it didn't.
No!
Nah.
I mean, am I a bottle and you can see any marks?
Oh wait, I must break you.
Oh my God, it shipped this whole thing.
How do you lock this?
There's no lock on it.
Yo, what's it gonna do again?
You should text ADAPT to move his car.
Yo!
You can't really see it on the camera, but if you look at it from up, go up.
There's like a black monkey.
You should text him to move his car.
Can we put something?
Oh, shit.
I think I should start right there.
Text ADAPT and say,
Yo, you might want to move your car.
The wind is blowing the gate open and hitting it.
Why does it lock off?
Is it better to just leave it like this, you think?
Oh, so it doesn't hit it as hard?
So it doesn't blow open and hit it as hard?
See what you're saying.
Wait, didn't it really quit you?
This is a snuffly scary skeleton.
Wait, I think my car has a twinkie in it.
So look, it would be keezer inside unless I left him a lock.
Under here probably, but I don't know how to open this.
I could have sworn to have a little like two feet under here.
Oh, there might be over here.
Okay.
All I'm saying is that your trunk is over here.
Where?
It was like a little red two feet or something.
Oh, he's swarming.
Wait a minute.
What's this looking like?
What's this looking like?
It's an air compressor.
What's this?
Bro, I'm gonna freak out. Why is everything in life has to be so much more difficult than it is?
Like, why can't they just send it with a little wrench?
It'll cost them maybe a couple cents extra dollar.
Someone said it's in your gloveette jacket.
It was like a red twokie.
I honestly don't know what you're talking about.
We got to leave this the first death of the quicksweeter.
No, you're not!
I'm not going live, I can't take this fucking bitch.
I'm just gotta leave.
Everybody else can stay to hear our live, but I got a stream dude.
Where are we going to go?
Please look at the clip, please.
What clip?
Bro, let's take the gas out of here. It smells like straight gas.
What clip?
What is this called? What is this thing called again? Predator? Predator? Generator? What
What the fuck?
What?
What am I looking at?
There's a flashlight behind me.
Yeah, it's my fucking camera right here.
Oh no, shit!
You weren't moving the camera at all.
Look, you're not moving the camera.
The books are-
Remove shipping.
Hold on, what is this called?
What is this thing called again?
Predator?
Predator?
Generator?
Remove shipping.
Well, you came in see outside, Lacey, Lacey, look outside, no generators gonna build, well.
I can't give up.
Oh, that's creepy.
You've got to get that light back on.
What light?
Get the light.
We don't have any.
Wait.
You may see.
If I could find the hold on they might be here.
Um...
Wallace?
Where is he?
I have a little power generator to charge this.
Chance, I was supposed to be over six more hours but we still need it for tonight.
We have to turn back on.
Do we have anything or no?
Let me check the garage again and see if the little power generator happens to be down there.
Last time I had it, it was in your car.
How is there wind if the AC is off?
Where is the wind coming from?
So, that's the...
What?
Wow, this looks so creepy.
The windows are dusty.
We're going to get out of the house.
I don't think it's the end of the world if these brackets aren't off, or if these brackets
start off.
All right.
All right.
All right, some gear.
How much, Shat?
Wait, I don't know how much to do.
Look at the bottom all 200 milliliters.
I thought he was just eyeballing it I think maybe they'd like tell you or something
Oh, it's creepy.
It doesn't say it in the book chat looking right now.
It doesn't say anywhere in the book actually.
Wait, are we in high altitude?
Here we go, wait.
It literally doesn't say a mouth.
Oil spellage?
I said we just leave it, like, you put some in, right?
What is that emo?
It's not enough we can put in more.
Oh it's spilling all over me.
I did say I get oiled up.
Okay, that's enough oil, I did about 200, 200, 200 milliliters about, do you just wipe
it on your paints?
Yeah, well, no.
So now I'm saying do this.
the same check the dipstick where's the where's the lid here you just call me a
fucking dipstick no you put this in and you see how high the the oil goes up
like this look like when you pull it back out you'll be able to see how much
oil is in there. Oh okay. Right chat?
Not bad at all, huh? That should be enough I think. Not bad at all.
Screw it.
Okay.
More.
It's fine.
It's not going to be on for fucking 10 hours.
Shadowing to fill it all the way with oil.
Okay.
Now what?
I'm going to throw the gas and turn it on, nope.
That's it?
Same gas.
This is easy.
The mechanic here is as easy as fuck.
Okay.
I really need some flashlight help here, Drew.
laying down, scraping a knife on a ground, I can't even see where to put the gas.
Are you blind?
I need a little bit of a sysgab.
Are you fucking blind?
It's fucking dark.
No, use your fucking eyeballs.
Okay.
It goes in here, right?
Do I take this out, Jack?
Oh, no.
I think that's a filter.
Okay, then I just pour the gas in there, and then I'm done.
Then we got to turn it on.
It's easy.
I mean, it's not so easy actually.
We need Dad back to open the fucking gas tanks.
Is this shit fucking idiot, bro?
Is this broken?
Damn.
Surely this has come off.
Extremely flammable.
Keep away from flames.
Give me like one minute.
Oh, I got it.
OK.
So does this go in here?
Oh
Okay, I think I did it, nice, well what did I just push, I have about an hour left to
the backpacks so let's lock in.
Okay.
All right.
Can you double light for me?
All right.
Sorry.
Well, I don't know if this double light is making a difference.
It does, right here.
Is that it's poured in here?
I'll just be careful careful.
You just leak it all over the generator.
Ow!
I have a phone, they're saying kind of it.
Bro Brand Lake is going to explode.
Yeah, you never know!
Okay?
Have a sec.
See what I'm saying? It's fucking creepy back here.
Can I press this?
It's pretty fucking tight, bro.
Wait, test it. See, we've just done it on the ground, right? See?
It's leaking out of here.
Suppose we're all with the gas can.
Is that screwed on all the way, too?
Suppose we're all with the gas can.
You see what you're saying?
You're saying, sped.
Instead of calling me a spender, do you guys help?
Redo it all.
You're missing the rubber gasket
Okay, not a bad shout chat not that kind of all
Why do they fucking make it so it's hard to get off
Is it going here and here?
Don't you put it, what do you put it around this piece?
Around it?
Can't you stretch it?
Yeah, like that, like that, up.
I don't think so, Jereem.
No way it goes in on the inside.
No.
In the cap, if they're saying.
It goes in here.
Ah!
Huh?
That probably makes sense.
No, because it's just falling out.
No, but you got to spin it out real quick.
Okay.
Not funny.
All right, test it.
Okay, hold this.
It's nice, Chad.
You're not, Chad, that definitely works, bro.
Chad is just so dirty.
They call me a sped, and I think they don't even talk to me.
They said pull the red thing. The red thing.
Red button. Red button.
What about it?
Put the red button.
Wait, does that mean that maybe that locks it while you pull it, like while you empty the gas?
I don't know.
You know, I have a question. You are sitting there reading a chat and I'm, I keep asking
you, hey, can I see the chat saying, and you're just sitting there reading it. Maybe a little
tip of advice?
I'm from the chat. You want advice from the chat? That's what I just said. Like
what?
Press down on the red button. Okay, hold this.
And then try to pour it while you press the button.
There's no pressing.
Can you slide it or flick it up?
Oh, you might have just cooked.
What did you just do?
No, now it's out.
Why is there a leakage, bro?
Fuck it, let it leak.
It'll come out eventually.
It kind of hurts my finger a little bit, it's like heavy to push you around.
How much do I do, you think?
I don't know, maybe a couple of gallons.
What?
There's got to be some of that.
It says right here.
It says right here.
It says right here.
It's full.
Oh, what is that?
Full.
What?
It says full on the top.
Okay, how much do I do, chat?
It's not the same on here.
So how do you tell?
More. More, more, more. It's five gallons.
And we bought four, so that's perfect.
We got two.
Each one's two gallons.
So four.
So you're telling me I pulled the whole thing in there?
Okay, can I take this?
I can't see through.
Oh my god it's hurting my finger.
They're fucking useless.
I'm holding the camera dickwad.
Like you're putting the light in my face blocking my view when I'm trying to put the
gasoline in my face.
Bro just do it straight.
It's not hard.
It's not hard.
It's not hard.
You know if my gasoline all throughout the fucking infrastructure now is going
to blow up when I turn it on.
That's your problem.
Bro it's your fault.
So I literally can't fucking see because you put the camera.
Alright I'll turn the flash off then.
No.
wasn't the flat there you go bro there you go jump it jump it bro dump dump the
guys bro come on get the dump it
fucking survival of the fittest out here it is
You're actually, you may have to get in here.
What?
You're actually pissing me off, bro.
Why?
Here.
Here, now I can help you.
Here.
L-angle.
Okay.
L angle.
Okay, here.
Try to get the setup back on.
I'm gonna fucking blind in that blinding light in my eye.
Now I can't see because you moved the camera.
What? I didn't move it.
Yes you did, you're holding it.
There's a bad angle.
So you're telling me you can't see shit right now.
No, I can't see the hole.
You're just lying. Stop baby raging.
All right, wait, what's this?
It hasn't even fucking moved.
It is a little bit.
How is it barely fooled?
There's got to be an easier way to pour this.
I read the chat. They're saying something important.
My finger is bleeding.
in a funnel. Well, yeah, once we use this funnel that they gave us. Well, look at my
finger. Literally as a dent in it from this. Well, I have a genius idea. Here we are.
We take the whole lid off and just flip it and then it'll just fill up like instantly
Like we put matches this hole with that one is let it dump it like that instead of using the tiny ass
nozzle
They're saying yes, reach me do that
Or gaseous our mosquitoes attracted to gasoline I'm getting bit up out here
I'm not doing the funnel because I'd be mixing oil and gas that doesn't sound like it's smart to do
Well, we wash it. Oh, no water
I haven't even done half of this by the way
Because it hurts my finger to hold it
There's no way the only way to get gas out of here is by fucking holding this big black thing down.
You know how much this hurts?
You're missing it, bro.
I'm trying but it hurts.
I'm gonna bug on you. I swear to God. On your hand. Right there.
The fucker!
Bro!
Look at the day of my fucking finger!
You do it, bro. Your turn.
Me, my turn.
Fuckin' your turn.
It's not my setup.
I don't need full gas. I only need, like, half, right?
Bro, we'll see you when you're sure for another two hours on desktop.
Yes, and maybe that, how much is it?
It's a third.
You're good.
It's a third, bro.
In a treasure train, anybody who wants to get some subs
in the chat, 35% off, man.
Try to be the number one most subs streamer on Twitch
for only about 80,000 away.
those lizards are freezing to death oh they're literally worn check the house is worn you realize
the lizards are 12 hours 12 hours on heat 12 hours not on heat right
How much gas is fucking in here dude?
It's gotta be a fucking gallon and a half.
Okay, that's gotta be good.
Let me see.
See what?
Let me see!
Are you blind?
You can't see?
It's fucking blackout!
Use your eyes!
you can't see not when you're sitting there watching tiktoks without the
light flashed on it oh you're blind now I can see okay it's about three-quarters
of the way that's good bro might as well finish it off finish your job you know
wait wait is it supposed to be over floating there look it's probably
It's slowly going in.
It's slowly draining.
It's like a fucking puddle on top of the thing.
Is that normal?
Should I move it to shake the gas out a little bit?
Maybe we could dry it off with a towel.
But the basement grow a towel real quick
Dark in there it's creepy
Got a little treasure tree not a single sub coming through love y'all bro. Thank you guys man
Appreciate y'all. All right, the back that's at 32
Huh
Now we turn it on. I'm a little worried. I'm thinking you go to the basement, bro
Check under there
Is it bad in my head right now I'm like I'm like thinking I can't see the chat then maybe they're spamming like w5
W10 because all the Suns are coming through yeah, how the Suns are coming in right now
What are you saying?
Should I start reading them off?
No, no, you can't see the Suns are they saying W5 and W10?
Yeah, yeah, far as to W5 some kind of thing to check.
W100, what?
What?
Soak up all that gasoline, see all that extra gas.
This right here is a technique I like to call soak it up because you want to
soak up all the extra gasoline around the edges because there's not supposed to be gasoline
again inside the equipment inside the infrastructure of it.
Fuck, bro. It's 6.45. It's not a lunch break.
You're at a lunch break? Yeah.
You literally have not done shit. We had no lunch?
Today might be the worst, almost unproductive day you've ever had in your fucking life.
Oh, it's literally my lunch break, bro.
Why is the gas yellow?
Whoa.
Where's the game bitch?
The gay bitch?
Oh, the gay bitch.
Got a pause.
The gay bitch.
OK.
Now what?
No, normally on these generators,
you have to crank it.
And then it turns on.
We should probably move everything away from the door first, yeah?
Yeah.
Wait, we should probably plug all the stuff in first, too.
No, because what if there's a technical issue?
What do you mean?
And then the generator just fries everything.
Then there's no Wi-Fi at all. Then we're fucked.
We should test it with like a small device.
You got a primer first you're saying.
Wait, you know how much easier it would be if you could just plug this into the wall?
Wait, help me move it, grab that side real quick.
Oh.
Okay, let's go over here.
Let's go over here.
Oh, are you spillage from the bottom?
Normal? Why is there a leaking everywhere?
Okay, how do I prime it?
Oh, I see it.
Okay, hold my beard.
Hold this.
Yeah, am I forgetting anything first?
What was that?
Because you don't read it.
It looks like I do.
I'm reading it on my phone.
On the Simpsons.
No
Celtic thanks for the big five gifting
Appreciate you for contributing to the treasure trade 35% off all gift the subs man. All right. Here we go ready
Is there like a onslaught or do I just pull it you have to crank it and then there's on switch
No, that's how you turn it on like a lawnmower
Like that you know
Yeah, well now, huh?
Well now, it could be a little quiet.
Close the choke.
What does that mean? What does that mean?
How does it sound like that?
Why is it smoking? It's smoking. Wait, tell me it's smoking. It's smoking. It's smoking.
How do I turn it off? How do I turn it off? How do I turn it off? How do I turn it off?
Why is it smoking? How do I turn it off? It's smoking, Lace.
Yo! I gotta turn it off, I gotta turn it off.
What's wrong? I don't know. How do we do it? Stop laughing, how do you turn
How do you turn it off?
It's the smoke lever? Where is that? Where is that?
Does this die?
Did we break it?
Why is it so smoky?
It's carbon monoxide.
Well, so let me get this straight.
Oh!
So I pull it, start choke one.
it now. Okay, it's on choke. Now what? Run. Why are you saying run? Why are you saying run?
Oh, the run option of the thing.
Oh.
So y'all are saying I should, so let me illustrate.
I turn it to start, pull the lever.
Y'all sell it to me for another big five gifted.
Thank you, bro.
I pull it to start, pull the lever, change it to choke,
then change it to run.
Yes?
Okay, hold this.
No crack attack today.
Whoa!
What?
the same slower I have to pee I'll be right back that bathroom's right there
fucking point I gotta go to woods fuck that's creepy I can do it by myself
I'm not I'm God I won't show why are you not facing the fucking way why not
Where? Where? Where? Over where?
I don't know.
I'm not gonna go back to the first one.
Oh, it's probably a little bit.
I
Cycling bandit fucking feels a bandit here the windows are dusty
Who we talking to
Okay.
All right.
So, Chad, what did I do wrong?
Ugh.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You need some more oil?
No it doesn't, they're saying.
We're someone persons at best.
the gas lever on.
Where's that?
What?
We are here to help.
Check, check.
Run, start, choke lever, fuel valve on.
Cool.
Run, start, brother of wine.
I'm confused.
Wait, what is this?
I saw what you were spinning.
No, I was spinning this.
Oh, I thought you were spinning this.
What does this do?
I was spinning this, it's this that changes it.
Yes, that, retard, yes.
Oh, fuel, fuel, on, on.
So is that on right now?
Fuel on, fuel off, fuel on.
Okay.
I definitely want it on.
Okay.
So I gotta choke, I gotta choke the chicken.
Hold my phone.
You gotta choke the chicken.
It's on choke right now.
Hey!
Is that Ben?
Yeah, it is Paul.
What?
Yeah, Ron!
Yeah?
Yeah, what?
Yes it is! Don't you hear it?
Yes it is! Just get a power in the whole house!
Look at it!
Alright, just wait till I have power then, then you're gonna see Ron.
Vek!
A little loud!
Now what?
Yeah, we plug it in.
Alright.
It's a little loud!
Now what?
Yeah, we plug it in!
Alright, should we get the accessory cord?
Should I unplug it and then plug it back in?
What do you mean?
Should I unplug it, plug everything and then turn it back on so I don't waste power?
No.
Are you sure?
I feel like you're using more gas trying to turn it off.
Oh, so I'm not allowed in here.
25 foot?
I don't know, I think we might need 100 yet.
If this is 20 feet, how are we going to put the wind side in?
Then think about that one.
So what's up?
Maybe just bring it a little closer.
I think I'm gonna turn it off.
Alright.
Let's go and figure this out. How do you turn it off?
How do you turn it off?
Get out of the way!
Choke it.
Choke it.
That's right. Choke it.
I guess this is all enough.
That's what I said.
No, I think I have another essential cable.
That's really too short.
No, let's use a hundred footer for the internet.
Let me see if I have another one.
Oh, Simon, I love it. You could only hear it in Marlins Room. Why are you?
So, genuinely, Simon, what on earth are you doing? You are walking filming a fucking ground.
I'm heading to the fucking closet, bitch.
What is the point of being a cameraman if you're not filming me?
Because I'm going to get the material we need for the fucking segment, bitch.
But you are ass!
Holy shit!
That should be 50 feet, I think.
I hope.
Holy fuck!
I would untangle it first.
I
Oh
Yeah, you can't move it closer.
It's a rule.
I know y'all don't know about labor and shit, but it has to be 20 feet from the house.
Out.
Hit, hit.
Oh, this is even happy.
Wait.
Wait.
On, on!
Wait.
Come on!
Nice.
Come on.
What do I do?
Let's see.
Oh, God.
Hold on.
There's a lot of mud.
Let me see if I'm where this one starts.
I'm gonna start with this black thing or what yeah okay I'm really good for that
follow the court you're thanking us somewhere I know so here okay there's
an outlet back there are we gonna eat this bath this quarter here it's this
one what's it put this here oh it's put this in this outlet okay so wait I'm
We can put some of the things in a white thing into the this one because there's extra slots in it, right?
Yeah, but not a mouth. We need all four of these. I don't know if all four of these are immediate.
Someone might be like the Xbox. It could be a long one.
I heard a noise, come around. Oh my god we have power. Oh my god we have power. Oh my god we have power.
We have power. We have a light. We have a light.
Wait now we need to do the evening round.
No, I want to get some pieces of the water first.
Oh, come to the power button on the PC.
Okay, wait.
Wait for it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Okay, these are all the water first.
The water.
Just wipe these all the water first.
So what do you want?
No, wait, this monitor works.
One of them works.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop complaining shit, Lacey.
Are you sure?
Because that monitor's turned on.
I think that's not all clear, but we'll turn it on, by the way.
Everybody fucking doubting me, man.
But Drew, it's so simple. We just unplugged out one white plug and plugged it in here.
I know, but I feel like that's a little risky, you know.
What?
It's a little risky.
I don't think you're meant to do that, but I mean, we can if you want.
Why? Why? Why?
I don't know. Is that not, are you not supposed to do that, right?
Well then what we should do is plug this back into there and find whatever that's
plugged into and plugged in with this. That's plugged into an extensive cord that's plugged into the wall over there.
Just saying it's fine, you could do that. Okay, good. You can, you can. Just do the white one. Just do the white one.
Okay.
Oh my God!
I did it!
now internet this one I don't even know where the power like where does it
They're not even that powerful.
So look.
Oh my god.
Scared the shit out of me, buddy.
Almost had an uphole on you.
X, I did it.
The generator worked.
Yes, I set it on.
Wait, hear me out.
Instead of you see it's gonna use a lot of gas because all of these are going to turn on
What if we just put the backpack into that outlet and just shroom off the backpack?
I've actually never tested it, but there's a port.
There's an ethernet port.
I'm just saying, because think, everyone's going to have ethernet in the house then.
Well, no, no, no.
Listen, mine is only this one.
Oh, you know that?
Yes.
I'm sure. But look at this one now.
What? I thought it was where it's plugged into.
That's what I'm saying.
This looks like a lot of shit.
Yeah, and I don't know if we want to fuck this up.
Three just emerged from the shadows.
Should we just try the backpack real quick and see if it works?
Wait.
What?
Maybe it's just this signal.
It could be.
It probably is.
What type of cord goes through this one?
one a white it goes here it goes up it goes into the wall all right and then
there's this this black and red one what where does this black and red go
it goes it's actually the bot server in the houses you guys can see we have
bought one two three right now we only have four through seven through nine so
whatever we have four through 47 active and then we have four through 43 active
down here. All right, let's look. There's an extension cord down here. You see it?
Yeah. There's a two black cords. Which one do they go to?
It goes into this extension cord. Not this one? I know, I'm looking.
One of those powers of outlet. Yeah, I'm looking. One of them powers the modem. Which one? I'm telling you.
Which black cord? Why don't we just plug the whole extension cord in?
I guess, but then we're powering unnecessary things.
I don't know what happened to you.
Up to you.
You think that that truck will be strong enough to capture you?
I don't know. I've never tried it.
Should we just try the backpack?
How do you know what happens when you play with your head?
There. Hold this for now.
Wait, you're unplugging it?
What? I mean, I guess we could use a different game as well.
Well, I feel like that's not even what I'm using.
Yeah, it is.
Okay, is it?
Bro, just slam 30K on the couch.
Well, I'll keep it. It's through the laptop.
You've got to stay on the radio.
I don't know what's the problem.
Okay, so you can have four at right here.
What's that?
Right there.
So you've never tried this before?
No.
So how do we charge the back pack?
With the generator?
Yeah.
I don't know what happened when we plugged it in.
It's lighting up. Hold on.
Check this.
Should we have internet?
No internet yet.
Wait, wait, wait. Let me look.
Maybe there's a setting on the back.
No internet yet.
Hold it, let me look.
What is this rub?
The fuck is that? I don't even know what elemental this is.
Is it prayer hands? Wait, why don't I see it?
I don't see it.
Is that upside down?
Oh, I see it now.
That's actually a stick, put that right there.
Is that working?
No, it says it is.
Wait, what's plugged into my PC?
I'll just do it directly on it.
Yes, I direct.
It's a white cord or a gray cord?
Just check whatever's plugged directly into my PC.
What's plugged into that?
Gray cord?
Gray cord.
Holy cable, hell.
What does that mean, Jack?
What does it mean just for me?
It means connecting?
Why did it take you so long?
No internet?
No.
No, bro.
Call Woldjer quick.
What's the other one?
Where is the spot Woldjer?
Huh?
Oh, why you said a lot of fucking power I feel like.
Why are you all saying loping?
What?
Hey, well, we're on through.
So we're trying to plug the ethernet from the backup into the PC.
You said it works.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw a fire.
Yeah, I saw a fire.
Yeah, I saw a fire.
I'm putting it back in.
Close the door.
I will in a sec once I know everything's working.
Okay, it's searching.
Is it bad that we have the pole connected to it too?
Like we're not messing up?
Yeah, yeah, no, but we'll turn it off, let's try it.
Let me see there.
Does this mean we work in here?
No, no, shut the door up with you.
Not even that bad sound while I chat.
Just plug the modem in.
It's a little risky though, Chad.
I don't want to fuck everything up.
Nothing.
You
It's looking at all.
In the room still, holy shit it's really slow.
Are we here?
Rums fix the lay
Okay, hold on
No, you can switch it without any.
Why 4,000?
High-sufficiency is as much as I'm trying to research on.
OK.
But I like to just, you can just play on streaming there
like this, because it says it's going to cost a lot of money.
Does it cost a lot of money?
They try you to understand it.
How much?
How much money?
I mean, it's because I don't want to stream.
Well, if it's too much, I'm not doing it.
How much are you thinking?
How much?
I would rather just I would rather just try to get the the internet on
You're a millionaire it doesn't matter how much money you have must been in $5,000 so I could stream off the backpack for two hours
We got to figure out how to turn the Wi-Fi on, then.
It's nighttime. Starling's not going to work.
Starling doesn't work. It's solar.
A modem's not going to use a lot of gas.
All of them, though?
No.
I'm telling you, Starlink has Ethernet.
And it will take you a week.
All right.
You want me to go to the Starlink moment?
And plug the... Starlink has Ethernet?
Yeah.
Do we have a plan?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't like that.
Yeah, so Starlink, I fuck you.
All right.
Dude, I'm going to work.
How much bitrate is Starlink going to give me a shit?
Um, I don't know.
I'm going to be pretty good.
Marlin's stringless American.
Okay.
Okay.
What's that?
Chad, is the coloring a little weird because we don't have light in here, so I can't really...
This is the best I could do.
Or a few torches.
Maybe a candle or two?
Is this better?
Okay, hold on.
Drew, can you make the camera a little bit brighter before you do the silent?
It's so dark. I'm gonna see if you can make the camera brighter.
Who's yelling?
A little darker than that, maybe?
That...
Chad, is this good?
Why does it keep changing colors?
I'm like yellow.
Why am I yellow?
I'll figure it out.
Just set it so I can...
Why are you all saying GG?
I'm hacked.
How am I hacked?
Hold on.
Is this better?
I feel like this is way better.
Get a little reactions in yet?
Let me see what's popping.
And it was all yellow.
Chash that rage-banger and tell him that the camera is pissing me off.
It actually is pissing me off.
I hate this camera set up because I have to fucking move it and I'm just fucking baby
racing it right now.
I can't eat my day and I'm fucking hangry, bro.
Play this horror game called Summer of 58.
Why is no one getting Lacey 100 subs?
Facts?
That calm talking about Darla and Lacey 24-7 is so weird to me.
What are you guys talking about?
NMS? Wait, what are they saying? I'm confused. I've been dating Darla for almost a year
and people still talk about us. Why give me that weirdo attention? I never thought we'd
see the day. Wait, what? Hey everybody, Tyson and I feel ready to share some personal news.
We've actually been broken up for placing a time now toward the end of our relationship.
became your realization work together, hobbies and interests.
Muddy.
Yo, Rums, why do you just mute me when I'm like?
It's lagging.
In most of our relationship, we did everything together, worked together, hobbies and interests
together, pretty much everything together.
We've even joked in the past that although we were together for six years, it felt like
at least 30.
We moved in together just weeks after meeting and from ages 17 to 24, that was all we knew.
Over time, it became clear that we needed space to grow into our own people separately.
We know the internet often looks for the team, but the truth is simple, we grew
apart.
doing no resentment and no single event that caused this. We still care deeply about each
other and genuinely want the best for one another. We're also incredibly grateful for
the time and life we share together. Thank you for respecting our privacy.
That's sad, man, but hey, sometimes it happens and at least they, at least they, they, they
could acknowledge that that's what was best for them and mutually agree to move past
to instead of there being like any resentment
and like problems with them staying in each other's lives.
And you also never know, bro.
Sometimes people can grow apart at certain times
and then come back together.
So you never know what the future holds,
but I hope they both are okay and can move past it.
And if you are on the internet
and obviously the worst thing you can do
is try to make up fake narratives
and think pieces about what's happening
and just stay out of their business.
Might be a sped question.
I swear the roof has solar panels.
Why?
Oh yeah, the roof on the house does have solar panels.
Oh, wait.
Let me know we're back
The roof does have solar panels, but I remember when we were first moving into this house like in the first week
Someone told us that they wanted like
They wanted like 40k for us to use the solar panels
Or something like that. They wanted like extra money for us to use the solar panels at the house
So that's why we don't that's why the solar panels don't work because they were they were asking for like extra money to use the solar panels like
40 bands extra or something like that same thing to heat the pool heating the pools $5,000 a day to eat the pool or some shit
A day? Yes. Maybe not a day. It might have been a month. It might have been a month.
That might be a trip. It might be a trip. It might be a month. It was the number of
It was $5,000 for something to keep the pool.
And the waddest post, yo, these refs LOL,
killed. A dapple shock after Tara Yummi surprised him with Balenciaga Gucci and
St. Laurent Wallace since she knew that his wallet was...
Wait, can I explain before?
Yes.
Okay, so you told me that your car holder was super busted, so I got him three.
What?
Shrinky Yummi!
Same around Balenciaga and Gucci.
I put one in his wallet, maybe the other one.
Tricky Yubby!
Oh my God, Rita City.
Oh, I've seen this package before.
Oh, she was in New York City recently on Canal Street.
Okay, Tricky Yubby, I'm seeing it.
Wait a second.
They're really chill. They're like chill ones, you know.
I'm gonna be crazy.
Wait, this is perfect.
Mine is much better.
It's still is.
Yeah, this one's my favorite.
I've seen it classic.
This is clean.
Yeah, I just love it.
I just like this stuff.
I did try and go to the traditional one, but there really shouldn't be a score.
You were just going to say that?
Yeah.
You were just like, yeah.
That is clean.
I'm definitely stealing that.
I'm definitely stealing that.
Cool vibes?
Okay, wait a sec, hey?
Well, I think they're all so fine.
It's the same thing.
Oh, it's cool.
Yeah.
Oh, and it's a click.
No, that's tough.
WGIFs.
Those are actually WGIFs.
for a Wattus post, a Wattus.
Is he getting powered up Drew?
Do you think you can get that figured out in time?
Wait, shout out to the flag football game on?
Wait, am I allowed to react to it on Twitch?
These Corvettes are so tough.
Wait, what's a zero-seven?
This is beautiful, hold on.
Saturn, black, Corvette, Z07.
Wait a minute, lof.
It's a performance package?
Okay, yeah, we're going to F for a sec.
Oh, how long is it going to take you to think?
Okay.
Wait, what's the game on?
Look at what Marlon said.
I know that we need to figure out the song before the backpack dies or we're gonna be
fucking Wi-Fi, let's see again.
No, no, no, but it's gonna cost a lot of money to own the backpack.
Well, if the backpack dies, then I can't fix the Starlink
and the stream is out in order to complete it.
So I'm going to pull the backpack in.
No, but I'm saying, I'm saying what's wrong with the Starlink?
I don't know, sir. I don't know.
I don't know what the backpack I want from Starlink.
Bro, I swear Starlink doesn't work.
you
Yeah, we're back.
Wait.
Okay.
Chad, we back?
Wait.
Okay.
Am I allowed to watch this check?
So they invited me to the game, but they said I can't stream it on Twitch.
So I don't know if I'm allowed to watch this.
No?
Is anybody else watching it on Twitter now?
but it's on YouTube.
I'm gonna call Arash and ask him.
Call Arash.
Calling Arash.
Yugi's watching it, Max's dad's watching it.
I mean,
Hey, I'm on stream right now. I have a question. So, am I allowed to watch this YouTube flag
football game on stream? Other streamers are watching on Twitch.
Is it like an NSL one or something? No, it's just YouTube flag football game,
I don't know who the other team is.
So, general rule of thumb is no, right?
So you kind of run the risk of, if someone flows the MCA on you, right?
I know how the people do it, but it's the same as, like, speeding.
You know, you might get slapped around, you might not.
So, it should take a risk.
You know, general rule of thumb, like, what does?
even if even if even if it's being broadcasted on YouTube
yeah it doesn't generally mean it's like okay and I know other people do it
all right so I'll leave it up to you if you think it's worth the risk
like who else is doing it right now
I'm gonna find me a snitch
I mean I'm, look, they can chat, they can...
yeah they can hear you, they can hear you
Well, uh, damn it.
Oh, that's why I said, yeah, I can be, hold on.
Touchdown, Marlon!
Woo!
Yes, go, Marlon!
Touchdown!
Yes, Marlon! Good catch!
Okay, so we're going to have one more time to try to get switched to Starlink, okay?
Everybody just smile, okay?
Oh.
I
It's working
It wasn't working
Look it's not working I go I swear Starling never works
chat. I think toilet treat is a little mad, bro. I spot a thousand retods, retardies, like
I did in ROM's chat. Welcome to Viewbot. None of your chatters can even have a convo anymore.
Man I don't want to talk to 20,000 robots. 26,000 robots. Your chat is dog shit bots.
it look at them. Clicks actually have real viewers unlike you. Wah, wah, wah. So you think
because my chat types emotes that means that they're bots typing? We all bots.
You literally can't win anymore chat you can't win bro if your chat if your chat is chill and no one's typing
You're modding and then if your chat's moving too fast and it's emotes and people are typing that it's bots typing
You literally can't win bro
He did that really calmly and he has his sunglasses on.
I want to know, does that impede anything while you're on the show?
You know what, I couldn't do it.
Wait, is this a very little on YouTube?
My advice is for that reason that my eyesight is tearing.
There we go!
But shout out to the destroyer.
Yeah.
Currently a professional football player in the U.S.L.
is a potential drama.
Oh, Cinco, well-opened D.
You're going back to rock.
Marlene!
You fucking suck!
Play defense!
This whole season.
Absolutely wrong stick. A former Division I football player now has two touchdowns.
This game, a team team game.
That's not AI, bro. You just got fucking... He just played horrible coverage.
This man out there, you gotta be able to take down your opponent.
Oh my God, it was Max. Oh no, that was Marlon. Marlon, what are you doing?
A lineman assignment there, agent. That's textbook. I mean, you can't make it that easy on an offense,
And he's humping the air on you, Marlene.
Look right at you, hump the air.
No conversion to that.
No conversion to that.
Bad defense, bad defense.
Marlene's selling his team right now.
Football game on YouTube.
I have not seen scoring this treatment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Y'all not going to lie.
I would eat in this game, chat.
Facts.
I would eat in this game.
Oh.
Oh.
It was right there.
Right there, you know, you gotta come down with that, but it's okay.
That was a great pass, but I can't lose.
Oh, that was money.
I can't put money into that one.
Cam, Cam, all the 6'6", putting all of his-
How is Marlon's team losing, bro?
I thought they were like the overpowered ones.
Wait!
That was a good-ass pass.
I'm gonna fucking check out what everybody's doing so far.
Mainly emotionally, physically.
I mean, it's big one of your arm.
Want me to play?
Thank you.
Shall I say the fuck out?
What do you think?
Thank you for that break.
Is he not supposed to swear?
Yeah.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Throwing him the ball at his tough.
No, man, it's the first quarter.
OK.
I'm a bigot to block it.
Look at that, Recai.
Recai got it.
Yes!
Recai, run!
It's going to get fast.
Little chick, I haven't touched the right ball.
That's legal.
It's got tackle in the right footplay.
That looks like traditional football,
but great play by Recai.
Great pass by Mike Big Team through school.
Good job, Recai.
Recai.
Yeah, Recai.
How do you get diamonds on his numbers?
What's game?
20
I can't see
How did he drop this
Baby glitch
So far, it's Pearson's deal.
It is.
It is.
You know, that part there is where I break my control of fucking man.
That wasn't a watch.
One of your students reminding me why it's been so long.
Fuck you.
You're a hater, man.
Second down.
Here we go.
Push.
Go.
That's the goal.
Take it up.
Push down.
I'm up on you.
Push the clock.
I'm up on you.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
My type of catch.
Hey, hey, hey, do the same thing.
That was over.
Look, do the same thing.
Look at that.
That was a good thing.
Look at this one.
That was a good thing.
Hey, hey, hey!
That was a good thing.
They got this post.
Yo, you guys are saying, uh, I promise you when I put this on, not only do I put
this on God, I put this on everything that I love in every person in this chat's
life, if I'm in this game, every ball that's thrown my way, I'm catching.
Every single ball that's thrown my way, I'm catching, and I would probably put
up a probably 200 yards, three times.
questions.
My kids playing out to court.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's do the same thing.
Yeah.
I mean, it's been worse.
All right, all right, all right.
Yeah, no, you didn't really know.
You supposed to score.
All right, all right, all right.
Look at Michael being mean.
All right, y'all ready?
I thought he was coming in.
All right.
Adam, you just scored a touchdown, and you got a 2-point conversion.
You want me to do that because it looked way too easy.
Let me be honest.
Defense, don't check.
Defense, I'll be getting cooked.
Defense, I want 100% to be getting cooked on defense.
Just keep it in real.
Let me refresh, make sure it's just not,
wait, is Starling not working?
It's not.
The last time I saw it, it was in the back.
The back was in the side.
So I'm not using data?
I hope not.
How is your PC on if the power's off?
I'm a fucking genius.
That's how.
I'm a fucking genius.
Now, defense channel, I'll probably get cut, though, and be honest.
Get the C806.
There's a C8 now, too.
sounding and handling car in this price range.
See, but the thing is, you guys care so much about how fast the car is and what it sounds like.
Drake has placed a $1 million wager on the Patriots to beat the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
What car is it? I'm not getting a track on it, dude.
It's the Drake curse versus the Lacy curse. I don't have a curse, bro.
I don't have a curse.
I'm hungry. Should I order food?
I think I'm gonna watch this game, order some food, and then hop on Rocket League for a little bit.
for a little bit.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Big catch from Skennet.
Hey!
My fuck is playing tackle football out here.
You don't have to play in a black hole, man.
You don't have to.
Because if you can't throw on a thing, it's over for you, bro.
Now, but, uh, I'm playing a little bit of slaps.
What should I order?
Should I get...
I kind of want fish.
I'm not really going to join them.
The only way is just being able to aim for the flag, you know?
Wait, is this two halves or four quarters?
Wait, how is the generator not lasting three hours?
It says on the thing it lasts up to eight hours, and I filled the gas up 75% and the
oil up almost all the way.
reaction. Who dropped the album? A little snot rocket in my mouth?
Little Tony? Yeah, no, I'm definitely gonna listen to that
I'll stream bro.
Here we go, hold on.
Come on, let's go.
Oh, what did I say?
Come on, stop it, stop it.
That's a wide open, you missed that.
That.
Oh!
This shit is dead, I'm not,
this shit is dead pissing me off.
Here's to you.
Ross, is that?
What?
But the defender will be shooting him.
Oh, thanks.
Say it like this.
I'm a hand.
It's the opportunity there.
Two time numbers.
You got to spit on your gloves.
That's the key.
That's tough in the end.
It gives you more grip.
Look.
She's the ball.
So good.
Hey, you got this next time.
Come on.
It's all good.
It happens.
It happens.
I'm confident in that.
Here we go.
Five seconds left.
Eight seconds left.
Five seconds left.
Okay.
That was right.
Five seconds left.
I
Marlin another one
Marlon, what are you doing?
You're a defensive liability.
You're not playing.
I need to see to see if it was Marlon's fault.
Yeah, I'm not sure whose fault that is.
I mean, but they didn't pick it up.
Here we go.
Eskibot's been open.
How is Marlon and Max's side going to squirt on every turn?
We're going for two here.
Let's back the line into the bottom.
One, six, five, two, three, four.
Oh my god, my leg is gone.
Crossfield.
That's a good catch.
That's a good catch by Cinco.
Jenny Cinco.
Oh my god.
No.
No.
No.
No.
That is a good catch.
Funny or not, you guys are going to say, oh, that's actually
my side of the catch.
We had Garrett Westrum.
Big two point diversion for Tuesday night.
And they go into that.
I got through the egos.
League 26 contestant.
As a single player, Marlon was on his main.
Marlon just rotated because somebody was left open.
So I don't get how you guys say, ah, when I say that, y'all see the catches I be making.
Y'all see the type of catches I be making.
What do you mean, ah, I literally have poop in the pudding.
You never see me play a full game?
Oh, you have it?
Oh, you have it?
Look at him.
I'm not finding it here either.
It's all good, it's all good now.
Wait, so Drew, did you confirm if this is wasting data or not?
I don't know.
I just want to know why the starlink doesn't work.
No, but why the ethernet on the starlink?
I mean, I can try to tell you that one more time.
I'm caught, but I'm really caught
going to get from that side, if you want me to try that.
I'm going to try that one more time.
No, I figured I'd want to scourge that two times
and try not to work again.
Try not to work again.
Let me get this.
Let's get into the comma a little bit.
Corvette C-A-Z.
All right, Chad, okay, how much is a Bentley Bentayga?
How much is...
$200,000?
Is a Bentley Bentayga nice?
Let me see a Bentley Bentayga interior.
See, I just don't like this.
Wait, this actually is not that bad.
What? No, I don't want that.
2026 that leave and take it into here. Hold on a minute. I just, okay, this might be some
and watch it, but bro, this screen is too small, chat, no?
I wanna see inside the May, the 2026 Mayback.
2026 Maybach. What is it? What is the truck called, Jack?
Now see?
It's not broken.
I can't see a thing.
Oh, you can move it, okay.
Okay?
Little half, can't even watch a YouTube video.
Are we back?
This is a BMW i7.
Okay, I am.
Alright, I get it.
I saw the outside already, bro.
A little trunk space.
Yeah, why are they acting like someone's about to get their head chopped off?
Okay, it's interior color.
The interior color I think is ugly, but I just want to see the features of the interior.
It's not really looking like anything special to me, Jack.
Like it's just not screaming at me.
It's not standing out.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, wait, inside a 2026 Corvette.
We are here at beautiful circuit of the America.
I don't care what anyone says.
These are fucking tough.
I don't care what you all say.
1064 horsepower Corvette ZR1.
Now, there's an embargo until May 30.
I don't know if I like this one, though.
I don't really like this one.
video, but there is a huge new redesign for model year 2026 of all of the Corvette line-ups
interiors. So let's take an in-depth look for the first time. Wait, that's the ZR1?
See, I don't like that one. I don't know why.
Into the 2026 refraction, I wanted to give you a close look at the 2025 in this beautiful
ZR1. So we have the infamous wall of buttons right here, which actually felt pretty cool.
The section is off the driver from the passenger, but there were some ergonomic issues that users
were complaining about.
So that is gone.
And there are also three screens instead of two.
Alright guys, first look at the 2026 interior in the...
Yeah, I just saw a first-time chatter say, chat only likes lambdas.
Yeah, yeah, so fun fact.
Gavin, to tell you basically how this chat works, they see people on the internet drive
like $400,000 Porsches in Lamborghinis and Maybach's and Rolls-Royce's and 95% of the
Jack can't even drive, they don't even have a license. So if they see any car that doesn't
have a Lamborghini logo or a Maybach logo or a Porsche logo, they think that it's not
good because their favorite content creator drives a Lamborghini. That's how it works.
This gorgeous e-ray, obviously there are some similarities to the C8 Stingray interior
of 2025 and prior. There are some key differences that really make this interior a lot more special.
Another huge change with the 2026 interior is the addition of a third screen and revised
layout. We've got a 14 inch customizable instrument cluster. Like that? A 12.7 inch carplay?
of an inch touch screen infotainment and a
6.6 inch screen over to the left side look at this it's shaped like a rocket ship and it controls
the launch control arc where it keeps ashy
what does it sound like
I just want to see what it sounds like stock.
Sound...Money.
Yeah, let's try a surgeon at Starlink.
I promise you, if you put that exact same soundtrack over a Porsche driving, y'all would
be stamina ooms and jewels.
Brother, you're gonna pollute the whole fucking neighborhood.
What exhaust do you have on this?
I don't like Audis. I think they're ugly.
I don't know why I genuinely do, bro.
I don't know why I do, I just do.
So y'all don't think that sounds good bro that sounds crazy
No, no, no, well, guess what?
You fucking morons just proved my point because I just played a video of a Porsche 992 Turbo
S. So you guys just proved my point that you couldn't care less about the sound or look
of a car.
You just care about the badge on the front.
You just literally proved my point.
All that matters to you guys is the brand of car,
nothing else, nothing else, nothing.
Cause I just played the sound of the Porsche.
And y'all said ew, because you thought it was a Corvette.
Thank you.
My case is closed.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Like I can, bro.
If I cared so much,
I wouldn't have a Ford.
Oh, now you guys say that car sounds good.
Oh, now it sounds good.
Do get a Super.
Okay, so let me get this straight.
No problem.
This actually looks good to you guys?
Brother, this is ugly to me.
Look at the other, like the newer Super.
Or the one right now, I don't know why.
No, this is so ugly to me.
I don't know why.
This reminds me of those, like, if you take this off the back,
it looks like another car to me.
I don't know what car it looks like,
but it looks like one of those old cars.
I don't know which one, I don't know how to explain it.
I like the sound of this, but this car is chopped to me.
I like the sound of this, but this car is chopped to me. I don't like the ZR1. I don't know why.
That was pro. Asimard is a little too cool. No?
That is different from what no one has.
Get a Urus Perf, did you have completely different to a normal Urus since they're more
sporty? Yeah, I looked at a Urus Perfumante. So the issue with the Urus Perfumante is
I asked him how much it would be.
He said that it would be a $4,500 monthly payment.
And then, I don't know if you guys know this,
but Lamborghini's insurance on Lamborghini's
is like double any other car.
So my insurance on a Lamborghini would be $2,200 a month.
So I would be paying almost $7,000 a month
to drive a Urus Perfumante.
another year is why dumbass get something nice a Toyota Camry this is actually not bad
Wait, this Starlink is kind of hate, it's kind of fucking doing good right now, chat.
It's not the same, but like the Starlink is just like the black one, but you have to buy that.
But it's probably not as expensive. Can you check the gas level on the thing real quick?
Ashton Martin DBX.
Is it bad that every car I want to look at, I look at and sat in black to see how it looks on the outside?
It's like the base color for me to see how it looks.
Sat in black and then I also look at it in sat in white.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
How much weight did I already look at?
I feel like I already looked at this car.
How much are we talking here?
$200k, huh?
Fuel level hasn't moved.
This is a sleigh queen kind of car. You guys don't like anything
They don't like anything wait, is it underglow
You know what I want bro, I'm not gonna lie I want a
Wait, why are we F'd?
Wait, why are we F'd?
No, it is lagging.
But the bit rate's not.
I was just taking sure they were there.
Are they still there?
You're on the desktop.
It's not even like...
You know what Marlon should do during the marathon?
Touchdown Marlon, another one?
Oh, the game's back on, Chad, hold on, hold on, put the game back on.
Chad, I know it's effing here and there, but like...
Oh, you're proud of yourself?
Yeah, I'm losing everything.
Oh, it's me because I'm a streamer.
I know it's lagging here and there, but at least I'm live.
Look at that.
Alright, Charles, watch this game.
Good try. Good try out there. Good try out there. Oh, little laugh.
It's lagging every 10 seconds.
Is it worse than a backpack?
There's no way Starlink's not even that ass!
There's no way Sterling's that ass.
The only other thing that I could do is try to go turn the Wi-Fi on.
Why would you use a backpack?
Because it was lagging with the backpack too.
Try plugging in the modem, there's just so much to plug in.
Wait, what if you ask, whoa, what if you face a mojo and he'll know the plug-in?
I mean, we know what the plug-in. I was pulling in two wires and you just...
Oh, it was just one cord?
I'm pretty sure it was.
Okay, a little hand. There's hand-offs on this?
Oh my God, my food's gotta be here.
Yes!
What's going on?
What's the game?
Coming through here.
What do you got, what do you got, what do you got?
Oh, I can't see that.
Jason goes open.
Come on, Kyloflow.
She got a lot of security
be honest,
What do y'all think my stat line will be?
Yo throw a G ball.
You guys, I'm not gonna lie to you guys are haters bro.
You got my food it's here.
I don't, I'm, Dasher, it's, oh he gave it to, he gave it to, he gave it to me.
I would have three touchdowns probably
Wait, how is Team Drusky getting blown out the fucking water?
All right, I just try to try to plug the Wi-Fi back in
Yes, okay, I'll wait so let me wait till Drew gets back
It's unwatchable, right? You know y'all complain about everything, bro. My phone is dead
Fuckers aren't even here, aren't even here.
Holy shit man.
Come over, come over.
Stay right there, stay right here.
Fall for it.
Hey, we're good.
What's the matter?
Check that out gentlemen.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
Let's try to plug the other internet in.
Let's try to plug the internet in.
OK, let's turn it back on.
Let's go do it real quick.
Get a little blind a little blind aficion.
W help each of the chap, man.
How are you going to watch part of the Super Bowl?
I have a generator.
Duh.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh, my God, man.
They're not gonna put you in the stands.
I'm not thinking of it.
Bro, we stuck right in there, bro.
You had to stay.
Garland's under center?
Can't get us out.
Oh, we're too close.
We don't.
Oh, you have to be there, Black, and we're back.
Boy.
Are you picking a car key?
See, he got a hat.
I hear that.
He's gonna take a sun out of you.
Open it.
You can't get him to the little sunboy.
It's right in the sun.
It's right in the sun.
No.
Chad, look.
I need to see Mike Big take a shot.
He's got all the running of the pants to fill on the lap on the deep post.
You got all the runnin' and they have to fill the glass over these folks.
Drew Steepe got the fan and the crowd here.
That's Granny.
That's Granny.
There you go.
Drew Steepe, are you free later?
Hey Drew Steepe, how come you see the jumbo truck?
Maybe that's my Ross slow dresser for the secondary.
You got a Steve Steepe and you got a Steve Steepe shot.
Oh
Is he tired
He's dead.
That's not what I would do.
I have three touchdowns by now
Where did he go
Hey, what if Drew just plugs it in chat? Um, I don't even have the IRL. What if you just plugged in?
Okay, but it's just it's just really bad lagging
There we go.
Goddamn Marlon!
Is that three?
Man, if I can't down to them.
Oh, that's a conversion.
I must drink I must drink and get the
Unless Drew can get the internet back on?
Oh, no.
Yeah, I can't go to OSCS. I haven't what am I gonna stream with there?
Arky set up I mean yeah, I could but I'm gonna be honest bro. I'm trying to get this to work
I'm not trying to what am I gonna do on someone else's set up
Now what am I going to do?
I'm telling you, I'm going to get this shit to work.
I'm going to get this shit to work. I just need Drew and Rose to figure out the internet.
I was going to ask where does the public computer go?
It's in there.
Where in the internet room on top of the thing
You were it's in the room you're just in
pinned you can use mine
No, I'm not darling. I just don't want to I don't want to migrate anywhere
Because I'd have to f I'd have to have the stream F while I drive
Lazy no, I just don't want to have my stream effort 20 minutes
And I also don't have a car
So I might have to fuck in it have my stream asked call it uber uber somewhere
Like
When y'all can just be patient for five minutes, we'll be get the internet back on
That's the shit.
Holy shit that ball has fours.
It's just F'd.
It's in and out.
What is that for?
So does that work when you turn it back on?
Is that 100% the router that goes to that one?
Maybe.
Wait, what if I turn the video off?
Silence everyone stop chatting buddy you do not have aura
So we're just going to watch you eat yes you guys are going to watch me
Yeah, but guess what then I wouldn't have four hours and you try to set up a generator today
I've been walking this hallway since I got here.
No.
Drew, I hate you.
Ignore the love.
Can I have a question?
Do you guys like eating garlic or no?
All right.
This might not live in California, but it's after.
So what's going to have to happen is, since we're going to have a court on top, I'm going to unplug one, which is the start button, without a little piece of it on top of that.
Yeah, I can do that.
Let me know when we're back.
Okay, this might be a dumb question, but...
Let me know when we're back, bro.
All right, this might be a dumb question,
but is there anybody in this chat who is not?
Not.
Yo, this gotta be fake.
This has to be fake.
I gotta be in a drill.
I gotta be in a drill.
All right, is there anybody in this chat that is not from California but has California
a fish grill.
Is California fish girl only a California thing or do they have California fish girl in like Arkansas?
Not fish girl.
But can y'all not even hear me right now?
Can y'all not even hear me?
I'm about to tweak the fuck out bro
I'm about to crash out.
How are you going to get a Wi-Fi to stream if you have no electricity?
Because I have a Jenner. I bought a generator, but we're trying to see if we can get the Wi-Fi back on
Drew how close are we?
Do I hear him chewing?
Is he eating?
Drew?
Q. What now?
K. How close are we?
Q. I've got to figure out how we are going to be able to see one another.
K. I hear him chewing.
I'm not migrating now because I'm not effing for fucking 20 minutes to drive somewhere
and over.
No, not doing it.
Fuck that.
No.
Dude, it's just a black cable going from the modem to the power board.
Yo, how do you even know that? You're not here.
Okay. Okay.
Here's the thing.
Oh, God.
I could turn on, or we could unplug everything and switch it,
but I feel like normally when you plug in like a router, right,
it takes you a couple of minutes and you don't have to start working.
So...
Is that how it works?
I don't know.
So, I could try plugging in that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Drew, you're lagging, he can't understand you.
That's not how lag works, you fucking moron.
Lag is only for me.
Oh, wait.
No, I can't.
Who's that
Who's that I'll pull on you. I'll pull on you a lot. Yeah
Got a hope got a whole set up
Why are you just watching me pay out and eat right now, can you stop watching me?
Okay, bye.
At least it's healthy eats though, right?
Yeah, you know what I found out?
My nutritionalist told me that it's a big misconception
that fried chicken is unhealthy.
He said that fried chicken is actually healthy,
and the healthiest part about it is the skin.
Because in the skin of a chicken is where the most protein
and healthy nutritionist lies.
The router is getting turned on.
Okay, and what we're fucking this great for him?
Yeah.
Well, you're not acting.
We'll figure it out a little bit and go to the hole of the router.
a little like spit on your like liquor.
Who's knocking at the door?
What is that, red?
Nice, Jewish orange food.
How are you streaming rawntweet?
The router's on?
He didn't even tweet, why are you just randomly scamming Ron Tweet?
First we want to just say fuck it.
Hey Red.
Yeah, I got, you wanna see what's up?
This burner.
I'm a fun.
surgery bro what the fuck man can we get any wins I'm like
I already saw a high case on.
Yo, we actually have Wi-Fi.
We actually have Wi-Fi.
No more FChat.
No, it's nothing.
I'm not going to lie, we generally might be able to get that it to get that plug in.
Yo, I can literally scream from here tomorrow, facts!
Wait, why don't people not pay for electricity and stuff and just get generators and fill
it up with gasoline?
It's actually a good idea.
It's probably a way cheaper lifestyle too.
All right.
It's just like a dead hippie.
I just go all the way to the kitchen.
I go trot.
And you could dangling down.
Or no.
I'm saying, I don't think there's a kitchen all the way out there.
Unless I put the camera coming in there.
It'll be all right.
So, Chad.
want to know what happened and why the gas and stuff turned off or the
the electrics have turned off. So what happened was first it was the internet
and they tried to take their names off the fiber right they try to like say
like oh like but basically just so there wasn't a more internet bill then we we
We were like, okay, can we switch everything over to our name?
And we, like, adapted it and called on the phone.
And they, like, said everything was switched over to our name.
We got told, like, how much it was, paid it.
The Internet bill was, like, three months overdue as well.
So had to pay that.
And then, apparently, the electric and water just
never got switched over with everything else.
so Adapt had to call again today
and put everything and switch it all over
and get it put on Monday.
But I'm gonna be honest, bro,
Adapt's been doing so much like behind the scenes,
like getting everything switched over with the house,
talking, Adapt was talking to people
about the damages for the rent
or for the house and getting everything put back to normal.
Adapt's been talking to the people about the rent.
And he's been doing so much like trying to get everything figured out and I feel bad because
I've been traveling so much and not able to help him
But I tried to help today, but it just didn't work
But it's been doing so much like trying to make sure we can get out of this house and get into a new one
Fuck
But we had to pay well, I don't I feel like it's fine if I say how much we had to pay right
My car's travelable.
Oh shit.
It's fine, right?
Check.
We had to pay eight bands, allegedly, because the Wi-Fi bill just wasn't paid for like four
months in a row.
So then we called to get the Wi-Fi switch to our name and they were like, oh yeah,
it hasn't been paid in four months.
You've got to pay this if you want the service turn back on.
How's it, eight bands?
Because we have like, I think we have three different modems and three routers for internet.
Yeah, it's a business line, all business lines because it's fiber and hills.
So we had to get like custom business lines for us to have fiber up here.
So it's like super expensive.
How much is it monthly?
I think 2,000 a month.
From now it's like yellow.
And it was all yellow.
It's lagging?
No
All right, should I try to play Rocky League now
Wait Betsy said hashtag rest easy lays fly high lays what happened to lays
What Ron's calling me?
Yeah, let's see what Ron has to say.
Watch this, Jack.
Ron's, Ron, downed me too.
Ron downed me too.
Watch this.
Yeah?
Yeah, my phone's at 1%.
Fuck.
Yeah, my phone's at 1% fuck.
Is that enough?
Yeah.
Hey, what are we going to get you now?
Somewhere in the PC.
Is there a spot?
Hold on, check.
Yeah, we might be fucking cooking right now.
It should be a portable backpack to turn the phone on.
No, there's no spot!
You know, my wife, no!
How long did it take?
It did.
Let there be light, motherfucker!
We're back!
W Generator!
Okay!
We have lights!
We have a life of probably like sick like like what what you think by like four
three four hours maybe next and tomorrow please watch this new rule here.
What's bad with watching the game here?
FaceTime Lays.
I'm starting a FaceTime call to lay on the floor.
Oh my hair is so chompy.
I need to shower.
Can't you breath?
Yeah, a little bit.
Can you blow it away?
Yeah, make it a little bit darker maybe?
Let's try it sleep.
Pepsi said rest in peace, lays. Fly high, lays.
Too dark.
Too dark.
Yeah.
The geckos, fuck.
We gotta have something to turn the gecko lights on by 12.
He's gone?
Wait, Lay's died?
He was a good little dude, bro, he's dead now.
Damn, that's it, he's laced, the plug got killed, he got murked.
What was that for?
Oh, a little holding table down here?
Damn, everybody, yo, this is crazy, because everybody doubted me, not only Ron and everybody,
This channel doubted me too.
Do you want to show my borrowable?
Here's the explanation on Lays.
Oh, we better watch out for Richie Banks.
That's Meekie's box.
And don't return that swipe or a thumb.
Could you help us look Richie Banks?
If you see the box, yes.
What are y'all sending me?
I don't want to watch that shit, girl.
We'll green lines watch that and adjust my camera so it's back to normal.
Permission to get on rocket league chat?
Call Ron, I didn't even answer.
Oh, that's why you called me to move my car.
I'll call.
This is fucked up.
It's so fucked up, but I have a set up, Ron.
It was the darkest I've ever seen in the house.
Like walk through the hallways. Well, I was here a little earlier. It's actually creepy. Got security though.
I do a security. We got right here.
I'll be red. Not redify.
Not redify.
Yeah, bro. It's like it's fucking insane.
It's so weird. It's very weird. It's crazy how it just randomly happened, you know what I mean?
Oh, we paid. Oh, yeah, me too.
Weird how everything just keeps one by one going off.
Supposed to be switched.
I'm about to play Rocket League for a little bit.
You're going to play Rocket League on the Internet?
Yeah.
It's true in Perth right now.
I got the Wi-Fi.
I mean, you Wi-Fi back on.
Me?
Yeah.
Our router's back up.
Rocket League.
Oh, it's just mine?
Right now it's just mine.
Wait, so do we ever play in League?
Yeah, for tomorrow.
It's the same one.
Is that where the reasons are?
Yeah, probably.
I think everybody's going to be there tomorrow.
All right.
I'm gonna take a leave this house.
All right, bro.
See ya.
Try to tear us down, chat.
Open your third eye.
Open your third eye.
Yeah, how do I get better at solo Rocket League like one like one or ones because I don't always have people to play with I
Kind of want to see what rank you guys think if I what I get in ones
I'm not going to get plastic, it's not even a thing.
Silver?
You guys think I'm a silver in warrants?
No I'm not copper.
I'm good at rockin' the lead too.
No you're not.
I'm actually.
Brother I'm actually good at rockin' the lead.
You're not good brother. Just let me throw
What do you welcome watch I'm gonna get my rank
Go
But why is it in like 15 FPS?
My trippin'er is it like 10 FPS, chat?
Yo, I'm not ass, I'm not ass, I'm trying to fix the settings, hold on.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, this is looking bad, bro.
Oh my god, wait, I can still win this.
I'm definitely not that good in 1s, I'm definitely not that good in 1s.
I know what the problem is 180 Hertz
Wait, how do I change is this the right one
It's in the rocket league settings it's gotta be right
60 FPS I knew it bro. That's why it felt so weird because I was playing on the the worst settings. I
knew it
I told watch this well, hey, I'm sorry music off. I'm actually turning up right now watch this watch this
Watch this I'm not the cope came match concluded
See now it's actual good settings watch
Now Connor think he's gonna be in the yo Connor you fucking suck buddy watch this shit. You're gonna turn up on the pro
You're gonna put a pro now Connor. Yep first of all. Yep. Thank you very much rain to the goal. Thank you stop on them. Bye. Bye
I
You know and guess what guess what I'm an arrow king
Conor watch this
Jess I'm not gonna feel like you shouldn't do ball cam that much. I feel like it's bad. What's this?
Told y'all it was dead ass to frames it was
I got a lucky ass fucking go there.
Backward.
Oh, brother!
Bro, that didn't struggle!
I already know where that's going, watch this.
Why are you guys laughing at me?
Little fake out.
Fuck you buddy.
Fuck you Conner.
Hey Conner.
Hey Conner.
That's why your dad and mom got divorced.
Little shit.
shit little shit ball
go wait maybe a little arrow coming in don't need it don't need it child won't
I think I am be honest
What's a goal it's a goal way to happen
Come on.
I see now, I call it the pin shot.
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, baby!
It's time to fucking celebrate!
That's how we made it.
It's an easy dub, chat. It's an easy fucking dub.
you
you
you
you
you
I almost got him there, I almost got him there.
Is this guy good or no?
Nice.
That's how you fucking play me. That's how you play the game. It's called patience and patience is a virtue virtue is a grace if you practice both of these
You'll have a smile across your face
Easy
Easy also easy win buddy might as well forfeit this guy might as well forfeit
You deserve SSL?
Has everybody been saying?
Watch this chat, you all heard of Ariel?
I'm a fucking demon at this game.
I'm actually a fucking demon at this game, but I'm telling you guys, I actually have
true potential to be an SSI on this game.
And you know what?
confident I am, I'm gonna let him do the kickoff. I'm gonna show you guys that I
really have what it takes to be it to be a pro in this. Go ahead Joseph, kick the
ball off. Kick the ball off, Joseph.
Joseph, forfeit, a little easy win.
It's called having skill chat you guys might not know a lot about it because you don't
have like you guys don't have a lot of like skill when it comes to gaming and pro gaming
like I do but I'm telling you this is what true skills really looks like.
Alright ninja come on.
Nice like that, it's all good, hit the boost.
I just thought it was going to be an intense matchup chat. This is going to be an intense matchup
It's two good players playing against each other. I'm off here
Great play by Ninja
Jab vote on predate trust me you're gonna want a vote on me you're gonna want a vote on me
That is kind of had a little time there game control.
Yep.
Easy.
Go ahead, get your take your best shot.
Oh shit.
It's arrowing.
Oh yeah, this might be, this might be musty.
No, bruce, I'm fast.
It's all good chat walk solos is all about playing defense
See that that's called great defense now I have a fast break off the wall back right
side go pillar miss it it's all good though doesn't matter you can miss sometimes
Because guess what?
Attack?
Chow!
Do you guys have any tips and advice?
What am I doing wrong?
Fucking bitch.
Oh, you little bitch.
You're changing cam too much, okay, okay?
So changing cam too much, how should I play more on ball cam or off ball cam?
What a save, is he talking shit in the game chat up there?
What a save!
Fucking crossed up. Let me know. Let me know bitch. Let me know, bitch
What I see what I see what I see
It's on my way get the boost. Oh my god, what a fucking play a little night
off the wall? Watch this. Watch this. Oh no, not even there. Watch that one. He sucks,
This guy's fucking blows compared to me.
Yep, no blow up.
How's that not a demo?
Nope, I'm playing defense on myself.
Okay.
Fucking on my back ready to get fucked in the goal?
Oh, yeah, that's what I shine that's what lowly shines
Oh my god, he's spinning what a save, but this top's a little shit.
So lucky, bro.
I got so lucky, I can't even get the ball.
Oh my god.
You know what the crazy part is, if I really locked in right now, I'm still winning this game. Watch this.
This guy's dead ass not even going.
Like compared to me, I'm actually de-stepping, like, missed the area, oh my god.
It's not over yet, not over until it's over, not over until it's over, last go magic,
Let's go magic come on with the kickoff
Yeah, move go go go
He's clearly a bad man!
It's guys very clearly a platinum
He's smurfing
Let me lock it real quick
back to back saves by the way, didn't even give me the saves though cause they want to
I hate it.
Nice.
Can't be missing those laid.
See that fake out of his head?
Thank you. Thank you, Chad. Thank you. Okay, I'm not that bad. What?
It's honestly just my kick-off, this guy's doing fucking wall shots bro, this guy's
clearly smurfing and stream-saving.
This chat just makes fun of me.
Bro, y'all are the worst people to like, to like learn with, bro.
Cause y'all just make fun of me instead of being like, oh good try, Lace.
I'm not that bad. I know what I'm doing
See like I know what I'm doing wrong actually put it this fucking game dude
I'm going to use the boost to follow the boost.
It's, why do y'all just see sun?
Oh my god, oh my god, no leg!
Let's go and tell you today, bro.
Does this look like bronze to you all?
Oh my god.
Oh
Bitch is we fucking know what? Yeah, it's my chance much it's my chance
Oh my god. Alright, overtime's not bad.
Great D.
I can't find the bottom of the neck for the life of me.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Ole! Ole! Yes! Yes!
Definitely going to be flat.
Wait you can load gas in the generator while it's on?
Oh, this guy's in a whole ass gang, FCB?
Oh, this guy's got to be fucking caught, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm actually confident
that I'm getting this game down.
I told you I'm not that bad.
My kickoff's where I struggle.
Let's go bro.
Could maybe hit gold next month
I guess I'm hitting gold next month and not right now
Well my ball tracking in the air is what's bad I
I love that. I love that. I love that right up the wall.
Little leg.
That's one there.
One more life.
It's on my head.
Guess what? I'm right here.
Guess what? Guess what? I don't even know right here.
I'm right there.
I'm actually good at savers that's definitely my strong suit of savers
You can't make this shit up, bro.
Can't make this shit.
Oh!
Juke bitch, I'm running off the wall, little lay, from the kicker and a lay bitch!
Yep.
Check the tip bitch.
Thank you, thank you for the goal!
I'm not these are not bots that I'm playing
4-1, 4-5, 4-5, what a save motherfucking what a save, 4-5.
Why am I so bad at kickoffs?
No lucky shot there.
We ought to shout, what should I get better at?
Should I always see a wall flip reset?
Watch this.
I see these tiktoks, people like, I see these tiktoks.
TikToks people like dribbling off walls and she
Watch this
I'll show you on the set ready
Here it is, watch this, Jack.
Here it is, Jack.
Watch this.
This guy is so lucky.
Alright, I gotta make sure he doesn't score here.
So I'm just gonna go back into my goal and make sure I get a save.
The team is down!
The team is back!
The team is down!
The team is up!
The team is up!
The team is down!
The team is back!
The team is back!
Yo, Deadass might be placing gold.
I just beat a silver too and it wasn't even close.
Chad, vote on Predic. Trust me. Vote on me if you want to make some points.
Alright, so I'm actually walking to show y'all because, Chad, I have this 2v2 tournament that Jinxie's
Posting stuff.
So I'm gonna win there.
Go!
I'm good at the game, I just have a little bit of problems when it comes to tracking the
ball it seems like.
Oh really, you're just going to give me a free shot?
You know let's take out
Oh, this guy might actually be a pro
If you don't vote on me for this game you're actually a moron
Nice, Lace!
Wait, you have to restart Twitch to vote?
I think I go too fast for myself again.
Why is that? Oh nice, thanks for the boost buddy.
Oh, what a save!
No!
Okay, y'all can't lie, I'm not that bad.
You gotta be more aware of where you're at on a field.
You gotta be more aware of where you're at on a field.
I don't even think that would have went in.
This guy's got great defense.
Yup.
See that, Chad?
That's called cutting off the angle.
Oh my God.
Nice leg!
Nice leg!
My God, this guy's got good defense, Chad.
I like this mashup, off the wall?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I'm not silver one
Bro this guy bro this guy's just playing goalie the whole game like a little bitch
And I'm just playing great defense
All right, you know what chat fuck it. I'm gonna have to do it to him chat watch this
I'm going off the top rope, but I'm dunking on him
easy easy easy easy in this bitch here we go
oh another one oh another one
didn't want to score their chat I didn't want to score their chat I didn't want to
There you want to lie don't want to score there because I just want to secure the win
Here we go chap chap vote for me trust me free gold. Oh, I thought he was AFK
Let's look at take out
I don't need this to score on you.
Oh, FATAS!
It's not ass versus ass.
It's called good game knowledge to be able to score a goal like that.
I
Bro, can I get some real competition these guys fucking blow man
You know what it is yeah, I realized I don't play well against news
Like these guys are all movies that I'm playing against I don't play well against news. I can't predict what they're gonna do
You guys gotta admit that I have good D. I have a really good D. Yo, there's no way
Why you guys think I'm so bad that you think players are coming in here trolling me?
defense aerial bang oh it's learning
Bro another fucking glitch it only happens when I score
It's locked onto my
Why hey, I can't play
So that's a goal
Just gave him a free fucking tie game
I don't know what to do. I'm just giving them losing games come on
This shit is actually gonna piss me off, why is-
I'm plugging my keyboard, I'm gonna plug it.
It's not working.
It's not!
No, we're dead!
Well, I'm gonna freak out!
I'm not gonna lose I promise I'm not gonna lose I'll still win this I'm telling you I'm still winning this
I know it seems unlikely right now.
This is a ranking, 2,000 for the subs.
Please.
Oh, fucking chance.
Bro, he's dead asca three goals cuz my controller disconnected.
He got three goals.
Same shit that happened with Jinxie bro.
What do you mean I still could have won?
I'm still gonna win.
I can't sell easy opportunities like that.
Not in this court.
Not in this court.
I lost from a fucking controller again, dude, again.
Why is the color of this color?
Oh
These kids suck that I'm playing against I get some real competition
It's literally just my kickoffs.
I can't be flipping around the way, Lace.
Okay, so I didn't know I was playing Platinum, I didn't know I was playing Platinum here,
Didn't know I was playing Platinum players here.
Oh it's a Smurf.
This is my ranked game too bro.
This is when I find out what rank I am.
I literally have to win this.
You gotta get gotta get on the
board here.
Get up up
Why do y'all laugh as if you guys are any better?
Play it backwards? That's a goal. Thank you very much. I'll see you on the other side. Bye bye, buddy.
A thousand gifted on my nine-year-old. I guess your nine-year-old's better than anyone.
I
Shot
Come on
I like this set up a lot.
You guys got good, these folks.
Yeah, I'm getting it. I think what it is is um for some reason when I try to turn around
My cam is fucking up on the ball
That's a great shot by him, oh he's a smurf, can you be able to do a wall shot like that?
Okay, it's not too spence, fighting over, oh, oh, oh!
It just goes for for me.
Dude, look at this sequence.
Tell me you fake out.
It's not... it's not... it's not special mercenaries.
GO!
Oh!
Okay.
I try to get it up and over
I had a shot on hold there
Yes, I'm so good. I'm so good
Is that letting me wait nice nice lazy
I'm so fucking good
Oh, I'm the buzzer and it doesn't get blocked by James.
Why is he spinning close one in the game feed?
Wait, what right did I get?
Number 3 cap.
Cap.
What was it called?
Well, it's my turnarounds that are bad, chat.
Oh, yeah?
Guess what?
I have the best dribbling skills in Rocket League.
You want a wall shot?
I saw Squishy do this.
Flip!
This guy's just playing bully, bro. He's a little vicious. What he is
We'll have to wash up fake out
I'm a demon chat. I'm actually a demon. What can I say? Skills like this can't be taught.
Come on, let me play you out of your game.
Let me play you out of your game.
Do you think you're the only good bully in the game?
Yep, thank you.
Told you, let me play you right here, buddy.
You want to know why you can't?
Because you're ass.
You're ass.
And I'm not.
You're ass, I'm not.
You're ass, I'm good.
It's learning.
I'm not an it.
I'm a human being.
And watch this.
Like, wow, bro, you can get a saber to a dude.
You're so good!
Oh!
Guess what, draft pick, watch this!
Up the wall?
What a save here we go here we go can't can't predict that arrow why is it so
bad at this game stop calling me at it
you don't want to see play this game shall we see Marlon play this game
He's acid every game come on bring it on buddy
What a fucking save leg
Go
Love that love that actually love that actually
That one's guys been a surface all the time.
Come.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, chat.
I hate that fucking bailout.
What a fucking save, Leigh?
I'm a demon chat for one forfeit, bro
I'm waiting for one buddy you have to make the plan of all what the fuck are you doing
I'm not a, he's not a paid actor.
Come on give me go give me go
How far you think I am from gold
Like don't roll be honest wait this might be a bull off for skip off
might be playing against a little bit of competition here chat
Great, hey Lace!
I
Fuck my area
This guy's actually good bro, it's kind of annoying me.
But he's not predicting anything, he's just playing chat.
So I think I know how to beat this guy.
Just got to out skill him, it's that simple.
Just got to out skill him.
That's what I do best.
What am I doing?
What am I doing, girl?
What am I doing?
And I missed the kick off completely with it.
I
Just don't know how to drift that's my problem. I gotta learn I gotta learn to utilize the drift
Why is my camera so long
Like I'm going to my piece I needed that
Needed that
Okay, y'all gotta admit this guy's actually good like what I guess in silver they're able to do that
He's a fucking smurf
I'm not gonna lie, he's too good for silver.
He's too good for Silver, bro.
I'm gonna snurf down the rock, and you guys gotta fix this shit, bro.
You guys gotta fix this shit, bro.
You got the players who could potentially be professionals like me in this game play against smirks, dude.
My camera angle's completely fucked up.
Bro!
Leave me alone fucking harasser
Is it even possible to win this bitch oh
My god, he's so good
Look at them doing wall dribbles, bro.
Do you need better cam settings?
Yeah, but why are my- what changed on my cam settings?
Let's get-
I mean, yeah, y'all can't blame me.
It's hard to win against Smurfs.
It's hard to win against Smurfs, bro.
It really is.
Really is hard to win against Smurfs, bro.
You guys can't blame me on that one.
Oh.
Have to go off the rim.
I guess?
Like I guess he's doing that
You know, this guy's not even that good, I can't even, not even trolling.
This is one of those smurfs that think they're good, but they're actually in reality they're
ass.
fast. Tell me. It's one of those smirks that's like, oh, I'm gonna smurf and beat him, and
to get shit out some better than them.
Two-tap motherfucker, two-tap bitch.
Meant to do that.
Dog shit three oh guess it smurf
Buddy you fucking blow
Nice little peek out from the lake.
I got to get better at those.
Yeah, I gotta give him a little chance. I gotta give him a little bit of a chance.
At least I'll give him a little interesting.
Oh, really?
I
Let's our player you can't do that shit against bro
I'm going to play a game against.
Okay, not a bad shot, not a bad shot.
Yo, is he like trying to let me get a lead and then he's just gonna fucking shit on me in the last three goals?
Well guess what I'm not gonna let that happen buddy
You're not playing with you're playing with fire you're not playing with a fucking nose
I don't even know what that means, I don't know.
What a fucking play, man.
Missed it on purpose.
Go ahead, smack it off the wall, watch this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, he's doing flip resets.
Wait, how's he doing flip resets all of a sudden?
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Well, the light doesn't matter, it's a good defense.
I got good defense.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Kill the clock. Let's kill the clock. Kill the clock. What
is he doing? Bro, you're not good, homie. You fucking suck. Bitch! Fuck you! Pussy boy,
Watch this!
I'm gonna start on you, bitch!
Fuck you!
Buddy, buddy can come in here fucking doing wall flip resets and shit.
Not on my watch.
Not on my watch.
How close am I to go chat?
Two games? I have to win two more games?
Brandon?
finish lace, gotta finish those
Okay, okay.
I'm going to go in that little slot.
I'm so talented.
Oh
Bro am I this ass
They're not scoring on me bro.
My ball skills.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute.
I really gotta get better at my areas gotta get in the lab off
You gotta admit, don't you have this guy's pretty fucking good.
He's pretty talented.
Like this is not no, this is not no like joke of a player at all.
Now's when the little lay effect starts.
Bump.
Oh!
Thank you.
Back left corner.
That's a pretty decent save.
But guess what?
Going off the top rope there, right?
It's gonna bounce, bounce once, and guess what?
Quick.
Quick.
Quick.
Top right?
QUIT!
FORFIT THE FUCKING GAME!
We'll fake out and go
This is not a five-year-old.
You have no angle at the door here. Your only angle is this left side pigeon. You're not
I thought I'd get it there.
Yeah, are you fake?
Can't see the turn to get the ball down.
No.
No.
What the fuck?
I win.
Oh
Yeah, great they put a thousand bits when's the pack drop stream coming I already did my first one, but I'll probably do my second one
Not tomorrow day after maybe.
Oh my god, chat. I'm gold! I'm gold!
Okay, now it is the grind to platinum, chat.
How long do y'all think it'll take for me to get platinum?
Can't vote on Predic! I promise you are going to want to vote on me! I'm on a
win streak right now! I'm hot!
This shit is easy.
Wait, why is Gold Loki easier than the other shit?
Loki in flow state. I'm low key in flow state
Wow, what is that? It's not a son. He got lucky with a bomb
That's not even my fault
Yeah, bro you fucking boost hog you fat piggy pig nice now fucking in a wall
I oh my god, I can't what I
So as it kickoffs, bro.
You little stupid little bitch!
You fucker!
Fuck man!
I'm giving him easy fucking goals!
I want him, oh my god!
I'm just giving him the game.
Literally just giving his ass the game.
Alright.
I gotta lock him up.
This game's not over.
It's not even close to being over.
I'm better than him. I know that. I proved that already.
And he's taken all the boots.
The little fucking hog.
I need a quick go here.
I'm gonna go I'm not gonna lie I want to grab you by your throat put my hands
around your neck look you in your eyes spit on my hands are stroking your
It's not over until it's over, bro.
Don't get too confident.
Don't get too confident.
Enough focus to get about to lose this easy hell no, bro.
Hell no.
Hey, can't win them all.
Can't win them all.
Nice, you're the platinum.
Chat trust me vote me this game that guy was a platinum that guy was a platinum rockin. He was testing my skill
My kickoffs clearly need some work
Oh my god
He has a boost. He has a boost I have on the beast.
Jess sometimes all takes a little bit of game knowledge when you have my skill.
That's a goal. That's a goal.
You want to save, you want to save.
60k on the line? I promise you're going to want to play me this window.
Me losing 2 in a row is like Luka not putting up 10 points in a game.
I told you, chat, I told you.
All right, chat, be honest, y'all think I can hit my number, no, not today, but just
in general?
Never?
Oh my God, what a freak.
What is he doing?
Am I bad or something?
Am I bad?
Open that goal, bro.
Oh my god, I must be just like...
There must be something wrong with me.
There must be fucking something wrong with me, bro.
I'm just a stupid little fucking piggy pig.
Up 3-0.
Up 3-0.
Up 3-0. Let him come back in the game.
Like, what?
How do I even let it get to this point, man?
play twos yeah but my teammates are gonna sell me in twos
Play with drew what rank are you?
Also keys as Chad he said yet
No
Two's is better.
Yeah, the chat.
Is my teammate going to sell me in Two's?
Because I'm going to be honest, I'm actually good in Two's.
Like when it comes to Two's, I'm actually a copy player, bro.
I could probably be a Platinum player.
Bro, can this guy just forfeit build?
can this guy just forfeit all the jinxing tournament is a duo are I'll play
do us for a little bit after this one get off
Yes, weak-ass little bitch.
Come on, up top rope, up top rope, up top rope, up top rope, up, up up in a way, and...
really good girl better than most players. Who else is making plays like that?
Who else is making plays like that?
I don't even think most pros can make play like that.
I'm really good on D, bro.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute.
Okay, maybe I just got to go a little higher who you thought you were
I'm not going to lie, I'm just going to defend straight up.
It's fine, Chad, now they're all making it a little interesting, right?
Oh, he just got max boost.
Alright, 30 seconds. I just got to defend, defend, defend.
Let's spam it up on the chat. Defend, defend, defend.
Defend, defend, defend.
Defend, defend, defend.
I'm gonna have to make a play here, Leigh.
All right, let me try twos.
I'm actually a high-ranking twos, though, Chad, that's the problem.
Like, I'm a gold two.
I wonder if the neighbors are mad that that fucking generators just fucking
All right, my teammate is mr. Boys come on mr. Boys, I need you to find you to lock the fucking for me bro. Oh
No, my teammate is nosy bullets, and I'm planning if the tournament winner nice
Casha believe it or not I'm actually a good ass teammate
Nice nosy bullets nice nice nosy bullets
Nice.
Nice.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I had a fast break.
Okay, chat.
Chat, my teammates looking good, right?
Nice, nice Ozzy bullets, what are you doing, what are you doing, I had a fast break.
Okay chat, chat my teammates looking good, right?
It's gonna be.
NICE! That's what we do!
Good shit!
it's you it's you it's you but don't worry I'll be there if you get it I'm gonna be
there if you get it okay I didn't get it didn't get it so good
Yeah, I think something's wrong with my camera, that ass.
What's wrong with my camera?
Huh?
What do you mean there's nothing you could do about it?
You can literally just go into settings and adjust it.
How does all my controllers plug into a chuck that affects my camera settings?
Yes!
What are you talking about?
So degenerators affecting my camera!
What is he gonna make sense?
Nice bullets.
He's not real?
What are you talking about?
How would a generator affect an in-game setting?
No.
You're distracting me, bro! I wasn't even fucking talking to you!
I wasn't even talking to you! The worms never even came out of my mouth!
No seed bullets, come on, bro. We gotta come back here, bro. I need you to put on a shelf for me, man.
Oh my God. Oh my God, no seed bullets, go for it. Fuck it. I'm blown up.
haha
haha
oh no
oh no
ah
ah
ah
ah
Oh my god, oh my god
I'm not that type of player nosy not that type of player nosy, but I am this tight
Huh kid can't make them all chat can't make them all
Little bump? Little bumperoony?
Nosy, what are you doing? Nosy?
Here we go. Here we go.
Okay.
Chad, do you guys have any advice? Like, is there anything I'm doing wrong specifically or no?
God, I'm a f- like, Nosy, I need you to help me, bro.
He's just playing backwards.
You're not even playing offense. He's not even
It's time for me to take matters in my own hands
No, see nosy nosy nosy
Josh I think matters in my own plans in my own hands. Fuck you. I might have to
No, you're just playing defense or down one with 20 seconds.
No.
No, you're selling my range.
Chad, he's dead ass selling my range.
selling my rage.
Chad, he's dead ass selling my rage.
Let's go kick.
Oh my god, bro.
He's selling my rage, dead ass, bro.
He's selling my right dead ass, bro
You had the shot yeah, but he didn't call me was gonna
I might actually have a good teammate here, chat.
teammate, why you going for boost?
I dead in the ball and you're going for boost.
Nice teammate, love that.
You got me on the assist.
You got me on the assist.
Nice teammate.
That's what we do.
That's what we do.
W Lacey in the chat.
He's not a Smurf, Chad. He's just a good teammate.
Okay.
We're getting a little Tox in the game chat up there.
Nice life, Tubby.
Ray, you're smurfing on a Saturday night.
Nice life.
Oh my God, what a fate.
Another fate.
Ray!
Oh my God!
I'm actually a demon!
My IQ is too fucking high for this!
fake ray oh my god I'm actually even my IQ is too fucking high for this
those are fakes
Okay, my trippin'er is my camera too high.
Is there a way to adjust camera settings?
Good shit, Ray.
Hey, Ray, you want to be my perm teammate, bro?
raise pre
nice shot bro he's not a smurf chat he's not a smurf he's just a good player
we just play well together that's all it is
that's all it is chat
Nice right nice bro way to go up and get it way to go up and get it love that you kid
coming off the wall to you coming off the wall to you taking a take okay demo
where I'm coming down the ball where I'm coming down nice right wait it way to
control the ball in the air
I'm passing you middle, passing you middle, passing you middle!
Ray!
Ray!
Good try, good try.
Now is that actually a good pass, to be honest.
That was actually a good pass, to be honest.
He might be Grand Champ?
Brother, you guys, please explain this to me.
So when I win, all this, like, how,
please explain this to me, Chat.
How would I be playing with a Grand Champ when I'm a goal?
That doesn't even make sense.
Nice right nice right up on the wall ramp on the wall go go go up and get it right nice
good shit dude.
It's in the air right it's in the air for you it's in the air for you.
It's in here for you, right? It's a great pass.
Ray!
It's called smurfing.
So, Chell, let me ask you a question.
If I win a game, all of a sudden it's smurfing.
Like, bro, that's some hating she.
Nice, Ray.
up the wall ramp up on ramp top, up top, up top.
Up top, right!
Up top, right!
Tell me that's not a great shot by me, chat.
Oh, what was that kickoff?
The tech I learned?
I've never seen that before.
Bicycle kick.
What a bicycle kick, by me.
Nice, Ray.
So, Chai, let me get this straight.
You just saw Ray miss.
You think he's smurfing?
Just because...
Bro, just because I'm about to get a win doesn't mean that I'm playing with a fucking smurfing.
Have you guys thought maybe I'm just good at the game and you guys are dick-suckers?
Ever thought about that?
He's speed flipping and missed a double tap.
Gold shouldn't know how to do that.
That's cap.
How do I party up with them?
How do I party up with them?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Wait, Ray, can you hear me?
Ray, can you hear me?
Yeah, you guys are haters
Hello
Yeah, can you hear me right?
Wait, right. What uh, what right for you?
What did you peek at?
No, just tell me I want to know, right?
Tell me, I want to know, right?
CHAMP 2.
CHAMP 2?
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
Be honest.
Be honest, Ray, I'm pretty good for my skill level, right?
Yeah, Ray, you're all right.
OK.
Yeah, I mean, go up 1 and 1 is really good.
Nice, Ray, nice, Ray, it's a free shot.
Oh, shoot.
I'm being a little nervous, actually, because I'm only
kind of nervous.
What do you guys think of the prayers?
Coming in the middle, touch it.
Nice shot.
Beautiful pass, Ray.
Beautiful pass!
Beautiful pass, Ray!
Get it get it get it
Watch this oh my god
Wait, what am I mods?
Oh my god
Well, how do you fly in the air like that?
Chad you guys see how he's flying in the air and control the ball
Take them take them take them turn it turn it out turn it out turn it out
Oh, shit.
Chad, Predix out! Predix out!
Oh my gosh, great tip. Oh no.
Wait, is it- is it past the month, Meg?
wait, right, question how old are you?
how old?
how old is he doing here?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Nice, man, right here.
Oh my god, Ray.
Oh my god, Ray.
It's a fast break.
It's a fast break, Ray.
It's all you.
Nice.
I got it, Ray.
I'm going to be top five in this game.
I'm gonna be top five in this game.
Wait, nice touch, Lace!
Top five what?
Just top five in general.
I'm not gonna be almost done with that one.
Up in the air, right up in the air!
Oh my god, jukin' him.
Oh no.
Nice, right?
There's no play in betting on you, Racy?
Getting carried.
Muddy.
Two rolls, better get a Hatterich.
He's carrying me out of here all the way.
them.
Oh, baby! Hateric! Hateric, thank you very much!
Oh my gosh.
Oh you don't, right?
Let me tell you something.
Great shot, right?
Oh yeah, Chad.
Chad, I'm not going to lie, this shoot is too easy, bro.
Can we get some competition up in here?
Can we get some competition up in here?
Charyllis, how long do I have for that generator?
right here.
Over the middle!
Give him.
Chips shot, chip them, chip them, ooh.
Oh!
Yeah, y'all gotta end it.
I'm probably applying them right to this player, right?
Take them.
Hell no.
Look at the way I'm playing, Jack.
That's what I like to see, Ray.
That's what I'd like to see, Ray.
I don't know how to talk to you, but I was trying to get an S2 slot.
Would you like to beat him?
Well, either beat him or let him win it.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to right now.
I'm going to lie, you're pretty good, thank you.
No problem.
You got it. How long are you going to play?
Like today or in general?
In general.
It's my my third time ever playing
No, not play yet pretty soon pretty soon
Now to the chat they try to say that I'm bad
But I'm the thing is if I put it on my mom's entire life
My mom gets struck by lightning and die right now. I will be all the way
Jeffreaks out.
Oh no.
Got another one out of there.
Okay.
Why can't I flip in the air?
Stop laughing at me, Chad. You bunch of dick-suckers, man.
I'm- Chad, how do I flip in the air?
You're shot, right?
Blame me a sub just bought a Royce no penny cash
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
I feel like I'm actually keeping up with like the uh...
Oh, nice little L.A.C.I. goon to you.
Oh, I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, nice little, at least he had glue to you.
Fuck, ah, little fucking rat.
Gonna snap your neck, gonna take your tail off and eat you.
coming on you right coming on you nice
like that I'm not coming on you these guys are pretty talented huh
What touching me right now?
Nice right?
I won't mess anybody up.
Let you handle the ball.
Don't worry.
I'm there for the finish.
You need me?
You need me?
I'm there for the finish.
Oh
Wait, I just do a wall set. What does it call?
What am I playing on there, dude?
Am I playing for the wrong fucking team here, dude?
We need to go here right.
That's what I'm here for.
That's what I'm here for son.
You ask and I deliver that a little boogie out of my nose and now I'm ready to play
I'm here. I'm not selling this game.
Oh, backflip fake!
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute! Little leg! Aerial!
Oh, my God.
Great defense.
Should I tell me I'm not actually playing good defense right now?
Here we go, here we go, here we go, no lay from LA?
Well, these might dead-ass be classed.
Oh, I'm in going in going.
I'm getting kinda good.
I'm getting kinda good.
I'm getting kind of good.
Oh my god, did it go?
Did it? Nice try.
If I'm lying I'm dying I can I'm actually a platinum rank player
Well, how are they getting so high in the air? I'm literally just doing a fucking spectator camera fucking me
These campy gold chat I'm doing a spectator POV
Nice shot
Yo, why do you guys keep calling me a lot of lawnmower? What does that mean?
Nice right I'm a finishes I'm a finishes
No
Nice.
Nice shot.
That's what we do baby WT Morgan Shaq.
Chad that was clearly a lot of teamwork though.
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
I'll just give you a wide open build. That's called teamwork right there, chat.
And you guys are probably thinking, oh, lazy, raised the one who scored the goal.
Watch this bump to let him score the goal. That's called great teammate. That's called great teamwork.
I don't know.
Yeah, you're gonna keep hearing me right now.
of
Practice me.
What are you doing son?
Oh you didn't say son, you said ties.
Look what I'm calling ties.
Let me save.
Let me save.
Take them.
Let's go baby! That's what I do!
Oh, Lace, you're getting carried. You're getting carried. Guess what? Just scored.
I'm not tickling.
Oh, shit.
What is that?
What is he?
We all are haters.
That's an alright thing for them.
Don't worry, I'm getting back and going.
Get back and going.
I'm getting back.
I'm getting back.
I'm getting back.
I'm getting back.
I'm getting back.
Oh, you miss this one doesn't matter come here
Nice W assist W assist W assist
Wait, you...
I don't know.
I don't know.
Take some of the backflip, now do an aerial.
Do you come on the right?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Do you come on the right?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That was...
You learn about the wall? You got me if you need me.
I'm just gonna bow I need a fist about that.
I'm just gonna do my...
What's with you? Mad?
Oh!
Ah! I wanna play my little leg!
I wanna fucking play my little leg!
I'm trying to hit that. Six
one. Can I fourth it bro? I'm
trying to hit flat. Ball
there. Ball there. Ball there.
You know what it is? I just have to be more confident. That's literally what it is. Facts
No, I literally just have to be more confident going for the ball
Like watch
Everybody's Apple touch this up here ready come around
They get it. Okay now I'm gonna go for it. Guess what I get this boost
I
If I miss it I have a teammate, but I just gotta be a little more confident you watch this
But yeah, you guys get what I'm saying from now started right now
I'm just gonna start going for she almost get because that's that's practice. That's practice
That that's right there is practice
Honestly, I don't think I have
You do wait, why
I can hear you
I sort of head for the zone.
So it's like not the last one.
Oh, see, like, that was kind of close!
Pretty sharp.
No chat I'm not getting carried bro. I'm playing my part
It's all about rolls and team gold. Thank you very much
See bro, I'm not getting carried. That's what I do. That's who I am. Are you not entertained? I
Would score
Oh my god another one another one for the lay
See chat I'm kind of getting the hang of when the balls are on the goal tapping it in error in there tapping it
I'm getting hated, bro!
Literally just need to get the reps in.
Aw, I just got fucked in my ass.
Holy shit.
Are you putting a win streak on our mattress too?
Yeah, wait, what's my win streak at?
70%
Holy fuck, I'm a demon!
Yes, you are.
Honey, watch this, watch this, watch this, right?
I'm right here, I'm right here.
Oh
Yeah, is there like is there like raise their practice drills that I could do like
Personal trainer not a personal trainer
There's this, uh, mod for Rock-a-Lake, it's called Bacchus Mod, I don't know what to do with it.
I got, cause like, yeah, you guys know what I'm talking about?
Just so I can like, like, I want a bunch of scenarios, or the balls just around the net in the air and I have to fly up and get it.
What's it going to do?
Yo, I'm not going to lie, I'm better than all these, these golds, bro!
These are not bots okay so what you guys gonna excuse gonna be when I start planning
He gets plants and beating them.
What's yours, you should be then.
Take them, take them, take them again.
Come on, you gonna finish that?
Okay, you gonna get there in time?
Nice kick.
It's very nice.
Six one, Jack.
Do a single flip aerial.
I can do that easily.
Kids might as well quit the game.
Come on.
It's great defense by me.
You guys gotta admit that it's great defense by me.
Gotta admit it, Chad. I'm gonna finish this too.
No, I'm not.
Chad, there's no bots in gold.
Like, what are you guys saying?
That's a good save.
I missed you, too.
I got one more in me right one more
You're way better than snowy. Thank you, bro. Oh
My god, we check
How was that generator still on yeah, I don't know
As soon as that generator shuts off the stream shuts off
I mean like that is something that you can't teach chat straight up
Once again, it's something you can't teach.
You can't teach that right there.
That's all ball knowledge.
Trouble it around the defender off the wall of the teammate? It's all ball knowledge.
You know what I'm going up for too?
Take them.
Great shot.
Win this game in your plan.
Oh, maybe you are, yeah, you're close.
No pressure.
No pressure.
No pressure.
No for me.
I've never been to the left before.
Oh, I ain't made that right now.
Yes.
Couldn't get there in time.
He's never been flat before.
Up the wall?
Oh my gosh.
Not further.
Let's pick.
Yeah?
Do I got it?
Not only do I got it, but I'm going up.
I lowkey just impressed myself with that, Shaq.
I lowkey just impressed myself with that.
Oh my God!
Here we go, here we go, ready?
No lay from a
come here. Bump them, bump them. You're actually not so bad you could win some money in tournaments,
for real? Oh, that was close. Great pass.
Okay, wait chat is wrong good at this game
Oh, I tried to save that.
Oh, bad touch on that one.
Should I tip it the wrong way?
Look.
The bug early?
One minute.
I'm 4-3.
Can't sell this.
One minute up 4-3, can't sell this.
Oh, shoot.
You got it.
You got it.
We get back on the big adrenaline rules.
Alright.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I'm playing my third day playing.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh
Amen might have had zero goals that game, but it happens bro. It happens a road to champ road to champ of a champ soon a champ soon y'all
To assist not bad not bad. I had two great passes over the middle to
Thank you so much Ray. Thank you so much for playing man. I appreciate you bro
Yeah, what's your name? Let me add you. How do I add you on Rocket League? Just because
I don't have my fucking keyboard plugged in. No.
It's going to be at the press RT or R2 and then scroll over to the person with the clock
connected and then it'll show you.
I just added you. Did you get it?
Yeah.
Okay, this is my office. I don't know it. I mean, I do get on it, but not that much
Okay, okay bet I added you
All right, thank you, bro. I'll talk to you soon
How do I leave good
All right chat now it's time for me to show you guys and I truly deserve to be a champ
I'm gonna go win a two's game in champ right or in platinum right now watch
Solo queuing in the platinum by myself about a one of these game watch and learn
Come on chef let's do this thing baby come on.
Nice chef, nice.
Nice chef.
Nice chef, that's what we do.
I was there just in case it missed too.
I was there baby.
Oh, he missed it! I didn't think he'd missed it! I didn't think he'd missed it!
I bump him chef.
Nice!
That'll be a chair, but I ended tonight.
Oh, that would have been such a nice shot by me, too.
Bump them, bump them.
Wait, Chad, these are flat players that I'm playing against right now?
I
Saved that one
Me chat can't be perfect every kid can't can't can't be perfect all the time bro sometimes sometimes plan employees make mistakes bro
Just how it is the truth of the matter
I need you to step it up bro chef need you to step it up out there dude my teammate called
be bad. Well I'm bad, guess what? Who's gonna do this? I'm bad? I'm bad chef? I'm a smilfer.
I'm a bad chef. Well if I'm bad am I able to do this?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Nice lace. I'm telling you I'm really a platinum ranked player.
Chef, chef, chef, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm carrying you, dude!
Chef, I can't do this all myself!
Come on, get it, chef, get it, chef.
I'm not even going to throw enough for a chat.
Sometimes you got to pick your battle chat.
I'm up there.
At least I'm up there though, right?
Great shot.
Missed.
She faked them. She faked them.
Here we go, here we go, that's what I do right here.
Be honest, I'm not that bad.
In a platinum lobby playing like this is actually kind of impressive.
What are you, chef?
Got it, saved it.
Over time, guess what they call me the ice man because I seal the deal when it
Come on, win it, win it!
That is such a lovely-ass skeleton saint.
My teammates sold me!
I
Faze gobble this guy's in phase
I
Great save
We're gonna make sure they don't get to the goal. Oh my god, my teammates actually play my teammates fucking useless
Why is he in my lobby? My teammates fucking useless
Gabriel thanks for the rain bro
the
row
I mean, Shed, I'll tell you one thing. I definitely can't 1v2 in Plat lobbies, that's for sure.
Are you fucking me in my tight little lubed up ass with peanut butter? Like, spread my
ass cheeks open and put fucking peanut butter in them.
face Gabriel what the fuck was that dude
I gotta save it I guess I gotta do everything myself huh
teammate teammate are you even in the game?
yo is my teammate even in the fucking game?
face gobble brother bro how is this how is this guy even in flat bro I hate
people who get carried to fucking flat and then get matched up with me
Okay, okay
Another save by the way
Just fucking do everything for my team out here put it up on the wall. What am I gonna do?
I'm gonna go up in the air for it, too
You know what go up the wall up up off the wall
Like Jack, can you guys tell me how I'm supposed to carry someone in flat lobbies?
What is that lead pack?
I had a goal there if you just passed the ball.
Brother, what are you doing?
I hate people who get carried to the rain, so...
It's fucking useless.
You useless fucking Trump.
You useless fucking Trump.
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it,
I did it, where?
Oh, bro, you are so trash.
I set it up for you, perfect, right?
I'm so good at this game and I just get paired with the worst teammates, bro.
Oh my, he's just in my way.
He's actually just in my way.
Just let me take this game into my own hands, bro.
Move!
Oh my God.
He's so ass, bro.
you can't do shit you literally can't do shit can you kiddo you literally can't do shit
Gumbelow
They should play
Bro am I tripping cheddar they just play with a permanent goalie
What's a cartographer
not working there's still a chance it's not over til it's over
surely I'm still in flat right?
It's fine. It's fine. Because guess what? I'm going to rank right up. Right back up
this game.
He's doing backflips in the background where I'm over here trying to win us a fucking game.
And my fucking teammate is literally just doing backflips and looking at him.
He's on his back in missionary, about to get fucked by Jason Love.
Another great kickoff by me.
You know what, I'm gonna just go from here and take matters in my hands again.
Thank you.
I gotta do what I gotta do to fucking win the game, I guess.
Don't ask him, well, see, mate, you gotta do what I gotta do to carry the game.
That's what it is, that's what it is, bro.
You wanna derank me out of plaques? I get shit teammates?
Gotta get myself back into plaques.
Your mic's on by the way.
See me?
Wait, so they can hear me?
I was there anyways.
Nice. That's what we do. That's what we do, baby.
That's what we do, baby. Yo, teammates, you can hear me?
Put a what-a-save in the chat.
Can you hear me?
I got ball control, I got ball control, I got ball control, I got ball control, I got
ball control.
Nice teammate, you getting pumped over here?
Fuck, I'm going for a flip reset.
Let's call defense.
Why do you guys put sun?
I don't understand.
teammate just got fucking pulling skates and juked
oh yeah it's kind of a little regular
my fault, my fault, my fault teammate
My fault, my fault, my fault, team mate.
Team mate, I need you back on defense there.
And he's just spamming sorry in the chat, bro.
Like, this is how you know I'm not doing nothing wrong
when my team mate is spamming sorry in the chat.
I want you all to know most people wait for permission
to shine the dangerous ones.
Team mate, team mate, I need you to send that one.
Oh no.
Nice.
Nice.
Yo, how do I lay, bro?
Just let me do me, dude.
Oh my gosh wait wait yo can I get yo chat yeah I'm gonna be honest I'm actually flat
I have a player.
Terrible pass teammate, I don't know what you're doing.
I'm asking the air dribble. Okay, what do you call that right there?
Let me get that ass, boy.
Yeah, you guys realize...
Wow, Mace!
Way to get up in the air for it, kid.
teammate teammate teammate teammate what the fuck why you can't look at this and
and not see that I'm getting sold
these days job job job in the chat
to me to me are you there
oh this is why I was chewing with ray because I don't want to play with the
randoms who just sell my whole sheet you know SGT killer I want you to know
you're the worst pair I've ever played with my life but you suck at this game
you are fucking horse cheats bro you ever seen a dog he did who's that
Like that's you, bro
Selling my rank I take this shit serious dude. Look at me saving shape. I'm changing a game out here
I'm not doing outside win a game solo tune. I don't care not getting outside win a game solo tune
teammate
he's AFK like
teammate teammate teammate I said a beautiful play
I think my controller might be a little broken here.
Yo, I'm doing everything!
Wait, chat!
Who do you guys think Jinxie's going to pair me with in the tournament?
Oh, he's not.
You mate, you mate, you mate, it's a beautiful patch to you.
Jeff, facts or not, I'm actually getting good at getting the air a little bit.
Where are you now?
Now, I'm off the wall, baby.
I'm off the wall, too, man, trying to get back to the boost.
You got to learn to do power shots.
Oh, you want to see a power shot?
You may check you said you want to see a power shot, but I got you
They see just being real you and rather the dream dual and rock of these dead ass power up together in tournaments
Why is he saying thanks to me?
Did he make a scare or something?
Did he know what he needs on?
I'm getting sold.
My teammate doesn't even know how to kick off and this guy is like what is this?
Yeah, you guys realize either smurfs were playing this, right?
She had my breasts with like straight dinky water, trying to get the brush my teeth today.
I
Am saying either water how much was the fucking brush my teeth?
Yeah, nice shot dude
Brush with a water bottle? I mean I haven't, I'm gonna be honest, I haven't brushed my
teeth since the day I started being sick.
Buddy, I will go up with you any day that we go.
We have a 2B1 right now, we have a 2B1 right now, come on, let's take advantage of this.
Nice.
Wait, yeah, what day did I get? What day did I get sick? The first day?
Smurfing and still can't be lacy.
Somebody send my ass back to Platinum.
Like, why would you play?
Set my ass back to plan, baby!
What time is it for me right now?
It's midnight.
Oh
I told Darla I was gonna come over
Darla I had to wait till I got away in my old boyfriend
I mean, I'm fine with sleeping here, I sleep in the dark anyways.
Shit.
I mean, I'm fine with sleeping here, I sleep in the dark anyways.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Wait, so how many wins do I need to get back to Plot Chat, like one more, maybe?
Where are you now?
I'll be live tomorrow. Oh my gosh. Tomorrow's the Super Bowl. I'll be live tomorrow for
the Super Bowl. We're doing a watch party. I don't know if I'm going to do it here or
if I'm going to do it at the Airbnb, but I'm going to be live tomorrow for Super Bowl.
We have a huge $100,000 parlay slip in and I'm also going to put 20 bands on the Seahawks
winning so, yeah, but yeah, I'm not going to lose that bet and if it hits, I'm going
to just lay it out flat for everybody.
I'm going to do a wash party for the swim tomorrow.
If my bet hits, I win $140,000 plus the $50,000 from last week, I'm going to go on-stream
the next day and buy a new car.
I don't know what car yet.
It might be a Maybach truck.
It might be a Corvette.
I'm not sure yet, but make sure y'all are here for tomorrow's stream.
The wash parties are a lot of fun.
We're back in LA, so we're going to watch with all the guys, Silky, Ron, Jason,
Adapt, literally everybody tomorrow.
It's Super Bowl.
gonna grill some food before the game put in a couple bets on stream with a dat
maybe it's gonna be a fun-ass stream but I love y'all bro join the Twitter column
talk all sports streams get updates on everything I'm in there all day long so
make sure you guys join that to talk amongst yourselves in the community
fucking on that grind shit man eight and a half hour stream and we had no
power so I love y'all I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow I'll be live for Superbowl
She says she's leaving a boss friend She won't leave me unless it's costing
She's looking pretty, she's looking gorgeous Make sure y'all learn it tomorrow, else it'll be a movie
She's out!
I just put a bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she want attention she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention she was mine before she else
She gon' eat the Gucci like she kickin'
All we do is fuck you gon' bitch
She gon' fuck you bitch
She gon' fuck you bitch
She gon' fuck you bitch
I know some young doggo's in that length, she just wanna pop a pill and go to space
I do gravity above the stars, I go to Mars when I flow
Can't be chipping off that money, baby, let a nigga come
Gotta get used to this type of service traveling through the back door
I just put a bitch on about another nigga home
When you bring your thot friends, you let everybody know
When you sing to thot friends, you let everybody go
Baby girl, hop, then we're going everywhere, bro
I've never broke like we always doing this
She gon' eat the koochi, fuck off no
Not that thing was deep as she was
I just keep the cookie out of the dough
I'm an aw koochi, it ain't my fault
She gon' eat the koochi, fuck off my son
Not that thing, don't think it's she wrong
I just keep the cookie out of the dough