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🏀 MEETING LUKA DONCIC 🏀 OMG GET IN HERE 🏀 BIG EVENT 🏀 WILL HE SIGN MY JERSEY? 🏀 UPCOMING STREAMS LETS TALK 🏀
02-11-2026 · 7h 23m
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Today might be a genuine day for the history books, bro.
Today might be a genuine day for the history books, dude.
Luca is hosting his own heartbreak factory.
I don't know.
Okay, so Luca is hosting this, okay?
Today it's tomorrow, this is tomorrow, but today there is an invite-only event, alright?
I don't, I'm gonna show you guys the thing, I'm gonna show you guys the thing, okay,
hold on.
there is an invite-only event. This is what it is, okay? Why is there a dick in my
camera roll? Luke, Luca's heartbreak factory, private preview. Luca D'Ontritch
invites you and one guest to preview his new universe. Come for drinks, friends,
in a sneak peek inside the factory Wednesday, February 11th.
Bring me, bring us.
So I and all the guys, we got permission and invited to stream it.
All right?
We got invited to stream it.
So me, Marlon, Ron, I think adapt,
and I think Silke might even be coming too.
We're all gonna be going to this Luca factory,
and apparently word on the street, it's not confirmed,
but word on the street, Luca is gonna be there.
Okay, word on the street, Luca is going to be there and we're going to get to meet him
on stream.
All right.
This is what I was told.
I was told that I'm going to get to meet Luca on stream today.
I don't know if it's locked in, if it's confirmed, but you guys know Luca is my
My favorite player in the NBA, Kobe retired,
and I didn't really have a favorite player.
And then LeBron came to the Lakers,
not the biggest LeBron fan,
but I like him because he's on the Lakers now.
But I'm a huge Luca fan now that he's on the Lakers.
And Ron is singing already, okay?
But yes, today we should be meeting Luca on stream.
Go ahead, put the fucking eyeball
with the triangle in the chat.
Go for it, go for it.
So, I have one goal in mind.
I want Luca to sign this jersey.
If I meet Luca today, and I do not leave with Luca
writing on his jersey, too may see.
And then Luca autographing this jersey
and I put it in a frame, I have failed.
I have failed.
My goal today is to get Luca to sign his jersey.
That's my goal.
Bring the card to, okay, but let me ask you a question.
Is that going, is that being OD a little bit, chat?
Is that being OD asking him to sign a card in a jersey?
Is that being a little like greedy?
You know what I mean?
This is top 10 things that aren't happening.
I just don't want to be a little chicken shit.
So when I meet Luca, I need you guys to be typing in a chat,
Lacey, don't be chicken shit.
Lacey, don't be chicken shit
because I need to man up and ask him, yo, Luke,
my boy, little Luca, wondering if maybe you can sign
my jersey for me.
I put it out to Lacey and be a blessing, man.
Shout out to Luca.
Shout out to,
shout out to Slovenia, man.
Shout out to Slovenia.
I'm super nervous, bro.
But that's what we're doing today and I'm going to tell you guys all the upcoming streams
that I have coming soon, okay?
Over the next couple of weeks just so you guys can get an idea of what the schedule
is going to be over the next few weeks, alright?
So today we will be meeting Luca on stream.
excited for that. Okay tomorrow, February 12th, I don't know for sure because Darla
has the flu, but I'm supposed to be going to a farm with Darla because she
adopted a disabled snake. I don't know how you can even get a disabled snake. I
don't know how a snake can be disabled or have autism or whatever it has, but
we're supposed to do that tomorrow. But she does have the flu, so I'm not
sure if that's happening tomorrow, okay? Then on February 13th, I got invited to play in
two basketball events. I got invited to play in Ludwig's tournament and I got invited to
play in an All-Star game, a celebrity All-Star game. So I got the roster back for the All-Star
game in a date and time and they would intersect. So after seeing the All-Star game, I think
I've made the executive decision to play in Ludwig's 3v3 tournament instead of going
to the All-Star game.
So I'm pretty sure on the 13th we have Ludwig's 3v3 basketball tournament.
Ludwig asked me if I wanted to be a captain.
I told him no, I'm good.
I want to be the first-round pick.
So I'm going to be the first-round draft pick in that tournament.
And then on the 14th, I'm going to be doing a stream with Jalen Brown and a couple
other streamers. I don't know if I'm allowed to leak the names or not, but on the 14th I'm going to go
live for a short stream. I think I'm going to be gaming a little bit, but in person I'm going to be
at a house with some other creators and Jaylen Brown doing some game and stuff. I think we're
going to be playing 2k maybe, I'm not sure what games. And then it's going to be a very short
stream though because it is Valentine's Day. Got to have dinner that night. You know, I
I booked a nice dinner.
So it's gonna be a short stream on Valentine's Day.
And then on the 15th,
15th day after Valentine's Day.
Don't think I have shit going on.
Don't think I have shit going on.
Don't think I have shit going on.
It's pretty much as far as I got.
Oh, and then I got a DM today.
I got a DM today.
And this is what the DM says.
you guys ready for the DM?
I'm not gonna say from who, all right?
Actually, can I say from who?
I don't know, I'm just gonna read it, I don't care.
Oh, the 15th!
We have a huge announcement coming,
and then we have a tournament,
2v2 Rocket League, me and Jinxie
are gonna be playing in a 2v2 Rocket League tournament,
me and Ron in Jinxie's 2v2 Rocket League tournament.
And then also on this Friday,
there's a huge Among Us lobby with me, Ron, Jinxie,
I think Speed might be playing
and some other streamers as well.
That's on this Friday, so I'm gonna be streaming that.
And then I got a DM today that said
this. Hey Lacey. I don't know if I could say who DM'd me. Basically, I got hit up by Power
Slap and Dana White invited me to have VIP access in Las Vegas for a three day stream
trip attending Power Slap 18, UFC 326 and boxing. I have VIP access to go to Vegas
in stream. So I'm going to be going to Vegas in early March and throw together a little
trip going to Powerslap, UFC, streaming it all, and then also going and gambling in Vegas.
I'm going to win some money. I'm going to win some money. So I'm going to be going to
Vegas. I think I'm going to see if Pilot wants to come. I feel like it's only right
to bring Pilot to Vegas, but Pilot's going to have to be on his best behavior. Pilot's
gonna have to be on his absolute best behavior if we're around Dana White. I'm
gonna be honest pilot. We're gonna have to have a talk. We're gonna have to have a
talk pilot. Just keeping it real. But that'll be a lot of fun. Vegas part three
for three days. Super excited for that. And then, yeah, then we have going to
London for a little bit. And then we're gonna have the charity match. A lot
of stuff bro and then and then and then pretty pretty soon here got to be out of
this house so a lot of stuff within the next few months couple months a lot of
stuff and oh then we have March madness all March we have March madness
January February March April then June we have NBA playoffs and in finals and
And then after June, we're going to have a two month desktop period.
After June, we're going to have a two month desktop period.
I'm gonna be getting ACL surgery this summer after the NBA finals and I'm gonna
be in a wheelchair for probably about a month or two so I'm gonna be we're gonna
be stuck with desktop streams for a couple months man. Desktop streams for a
couple months but I am thinking that when I do get surgery I have this thought
in my head of something I want to do. I just thought of it last night
randomly in the shower.
I want to do this series called Caretaker.
So basically what I want to do is I want every week,
I want to have a new person take care of me after my surgery
so I can feel better.
You know what I mean?
Let's say I have Sina come and be my caretaker
for a few days.
Then I can have Yugi and Arke come
and be my caretaker for a few days.
Then I can just have a bunch of other people
come and take care of me for a few days, if that makes sense.
That's a sick idea, bro.
Where did you get it from?
I just thought about it.
I just thought about it.
And then also, oh, I do wanna say something as well.
I wanna say something as well.
Motherfuckers think I'm kidding.
NMS, you think I'm joking?
I am going to do everything in my power
to go to that island.
I'm not kidding.
People think I'm a fake demon.
People think I'm joking.
I'm going to be on that island.
I'm going to make it about me.
I always do make it about me.
I promise you.
I will find a way to fly down
and find Jason on that island.
It's going to happen.
I'm not a fake demon.
No, not Epstein Island, not Epstein Island.
If you guys don't know Jason's doing a seven day stranded on an island kind of weird timing with whole epsi files dropping
Didn't really think about that. I also saw there was a lot of alien activity going on in Panama. Definitely a little suspicious timing
But
I'm telling y'all right now
I'm gonna be on that island
I'm gonna be on that island
It's not leaked, so I'm a little bit posted it in my column, bro.
Cap, you a fake demon cap.
I'm a fake demon chat, I'm a fake demon.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We're going to see if I'm a fake demon, you guys are going to see, don't worry.
Okay.
So I'm pretty sure everybody is going to, chat.
And does everybody believe into the Luca thing?
Did Ron say what time he's leaving?
They left?
There's no way they left to meet Luca.
It just looks cool like it was a cool-
Oh, fuck no!
Oh, fuck no!
No, no, no, no, no, I'm putting a K behind stable Ronaldo. I don't give a fuck. I'm killing-
Oh my god, I'm killing all his loved ones!
Fuck no!
He's doing a body scan? Oh.
I was just kidding, man.
I was just joking.
I was just joshing around.
I will never do that.
I was just joshing around, making a little jokie joke.
I hope the body skin goes good around.
Honestly, looking at your body, probably going to come back about 78% body fat.
We're being honest.
You have a very nice body, very chiseled.
I know I've said it before and I've been repeating it a lot, but I want to give you guys a little bit more info a little bit
More inside scoop
Me and clicks have been working on a product
for
Honestly, it's been it's been around a year maybe over a year
And it's finally ready to drop it's gonna be dropping
next week so I'm super excited for it and tell us I'm not telling you guys what it
is I'm not telling you guys what it is but what I will say is it's very very
affordable and it's not just a product it's a whole it's really a story like
it's it's genuinely a story it's a lot of thought has went into it a lot of
work a lot of like effort to make sure it's perfect and not you guys will see
you guys will see when it comes out it's not a book no I'm not dropping a book
it's it's very cool it's something different you know you see creators
dropping candy chips fucking merch all this stuff it's nothing like that it's
not gonna be super like expensive anybody can honestly anybody can afford it
It's going to be really cool.
We're super excited for it.
And Clicks has actually come into LA.
We're going to be doing some streams together
for the release of it.
So it's going to be crazy.
And there's going to be a lot of giveaways involving it.
A lot of PCs are going to be given away.
A lot of stuff is going to be given away to people
who do show love and purchase it.
So super excited.
We've been planning a lot for it.
And it's going to be crazy.
It's going to be crazy.
It's not deodorant, bro, not to me.
Maybe?
Shit, some of you guys might win something.
I don't know.
Yeah, a lacy dildo.
Like why would I drop a lacy dildo?
Let's get into some reactions.
Jynxie announced he's hosting
one of the biggest streamer among us lobbies.
Some of the biggest streamers in the world
are confirmed so far.
I show Speed, Speed's brother,
Marlin, XQC stable and all the Lacey.
After we won V1 Rocket League, we're
probably going to do a streamer among us, lobby.
Right now, the people that I have confirmed that I just
texted is Speed, Speed's brother, Marlin, XQC, Ron,
Lacey, that bro, Jack, Friday is going to be Pete.
Friday is going to be the greatest streamer among us,
playing the history of head and streamer among us.
What day is Friday?
Yeah, Joe, I asked you.
What day is Friday?
Is that the 13th?
Oh, no.
What if it overlaps with the basketball tournament?
Oh, no.
Is JC live?
Should I call him?
Okay.
Also chat.
Can we have a serious heart to heart talk chat?
Can I ask how old you guys are?
Can I ask how old you are?
Okay, so do you guys just not like me because you want to tell me why I go to my PO box
and I have a one package?
Oh, it's funny to you guys.
That's funny.
Do you guys not know how to, how to, how to, how to, how to, because tell me honestly,
I wanna, oh, like, I have one package
and then I have like 12 letters.
I have like 12 letters
and I really appreciate the letters
but I open, you don't promote it,
but I open up the letters
and it's just people asking me for money
and like to give them stuff.
Like I opened up two of the letters
And hey, Lacey, my mom died earlier this year.
Do you think you could buy me a PC?
Brother, how is me buying you a PC?
Gonna help your mom who died.
Buy him a PC, wow.
Promote it.
Bro, it's always in, it's literally a permanent command.
Excuse me.
We checked PL it's been a couple weeks and how many passes we have like like four or five right?
Like yeah
Okay, it's actually not that bad should I open them right now or should we do one big opening like tomorrow?
I know I know
El drew L. L. Snowy. Okay go right now
three packages every time I go, so that's it.
Listen, guys, I wanna let y'all know
if you wanna send me fan mail for the video
or if you just wanna send me stuff that you guys really,
like if you guys wanna send me a Rolex, feel free.
More than welcome, you guys are more than welcome to do that.
But you can also just Amazon me something.
You don't have to actually go to the post office.
You can literally just go on Amazon
and Amazon package something to my P.O. box.
Can I send you a dildo?
No, so I don't want a dildo. No, I don't need more dildos.
No, like, because I already got some in the past.
Y'all, bro, we good off sending you shit. Can you not take the hint?
No, not more. I don't have dildos. You guys have sent me dildos in the past. You
guys sent me a three pack of black dildos, whoever it was.
Should I call Jinxie and tell him I got speed to play the Among Us lobby?
FaceTime Jinxie. Starting a FaceTime call to Jesse James West. How on God's
God's green earth.
Did I just end up FaceTiming Jesse James West?
Does that even remotely sound like Jinxie?
And I was just trying to hold on to see if maybe he answered, oh wait he did answer.
I'm on stream right now.
I'm going to be honest man.
I did not need to call you at all.
I asked Siri to call Jinxie and it called you.
Um, hey, you want to work out on the 18th?
That's my birthday.
You want to do like a, um, like a workout stream?
Sure.
Sure.
Okay.
I'll try a little bit and we'll make sure that I can.
I might have something new today, but yeah, anytime you finish this for an hour, you
pull up and we kick it.
Just let me know.
Okay.
I'll text you.
All right.
Hey, say, what's up?
Hey, let's go.
All right, bro.
Sorry to bother you.
Go back to your zoom.
Okay, didn't mean to do that, but hey, maybe we'll do a swim of Jesse James when it when he comes to LA or
FaceTime jinksie
Starting a FaceTime call to jinksie
Dude, I can't wait to sub jinksie the news bro. Holy shit yo Chad jinksie's gonna be ecstas static
No answer, not a bad shout, not answer the phone, not a bad shout at all.
You guys are stimming Lacy calling in my chat.
Why are you telling me I'm calling someone?
This is the goat you're meeting, yeah, I know.
How does he do it?
Be honest, chat.
And don't hate just because,
don't hate just because you're a dick sucker.
You guys say D1, but you guys hating
is more dick sucking than me saying he's good.
McDonald's, Canada, what is this?
No way, no way, it's only in Canada.
Drake's getting the McDonald's collab?
Dude!
I have to go to Canada for this!
I have to!
Drake, can you please find me out?
I was mad, not gonna lie personally in it, but I don't know if it's just me getting older,
I don't know, but I was just more grateful my girl was safe, you send me her and Yana.
I appreciate Yana for sticking up for both of them, just being vocal about how uncomfortable
they were.
Everybody that played a part in that as far as the women in Starbucks that were like
you know, having my grill out and stuff.
But to the man down there, bro.
Damn, Jason goes really gonna be a dad.
That's crazy, man.
That's crazy.
He's gonna be a good dad.
Jason goes gonna be a real good daddy.
I don't know, man.
Me personally, bro.
W daddy, same time.
If that was me and stuff,
but as just a bystander or something,
you know, I wouldn't let, come on, man.
I wouldn't let no people do that,
but as a man, we supposed to help women,
especially if they feel uncomfortable
and they have nobody around them.
I'm dead not typing that.
Why?
Daddy Sinko.
You know what?
I take that as a learning point.
Yeah.
You know, my girl.
Facts.
Security, she's security every time now.
It was just some sort of,
it was just like,
I don't even want to go to Starbucks, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I was saying, bro,
these people be everywhere, man.
We got real ops in this shit, bro.
Lacey adept silky golfing stream.
I've been trying to get that stream
for a fucking year now.
Wait, Chad, you guys,
Do you want me to stream on my birthday or no?
Can I have the day off?
Take the year off, man.
Take the week off.
You guys realize that if I didn't stream
for an entire year, you guys would probably want to die.
Y'all would probably like, you would probably rethink your life
to the point where you start crying every day
because you miss me so much.
Pre-chats, man, encourage.
Yep, and I know.
Point of view, it's 2026
this guy's posting thirst traps. Okay, why do you feel the need to edit my nose?
Why are you calling me Jew? Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude,
this is editing my nose. Does my nose look this big?
No, I have a very nice small nose
So many girls are swiping up on my Instagram story, bro
No, yes chat. So I am playing in the Ludwig basketball jam. Okay, and I'm gonna be honest
I know who the captains are
And I know who the players that can get drafted are um, I don't know if Ludwig leaked it yet
but I
Will tell you this out of the entire player pool. I am by far the best
non-captain I
Am by far the non the best non-captain um I
I guess. No, I'm not kidding. Like actually, like actually chat and I'm going to be honest.
The second best non captain is probably like. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't
I don't even know.
Yugi, I'm better than Yugi.
I'm better than Yugi.
Marlin, so they told Marlin he was too good to play,
so Marlin's a commentator.
Can you do another show with Roy where your viewers were singing for a win?
Yes, you are good at rockin' league.
Thank you.
I'm in the hospital.
Okay?
Hey, Lacey, I just wanted to be, inform you to be careful around your friend Jason.
He has recently confirmed he's visiting an island in Panama.
And last year there was video footage of an alien creature in Panama.
I actually just spent the $270,000 just there.
What?
On an island.
You spent $270,000 back to my island.
Yeah, no, absolutely no.
No, actually.
Yeah.
Where's that?
Weird bloke.
Yeah, about.
What is that bloke, Chad?
What?
So what island?
Island in Panama.
I'm going to, I'm trying to, I'm attempting a seven-day stand-in when he's survived a seven-day stand-in.
So where's the alien?
This man allegedly found a meteorite in Panama
in a life form started growing from it.
So he locked it in a safe.
Is it moving?
Is it moving?
What the hell?
Fake debunked video.
The TikToker painted a potato.
Where's the proof?
Where's the proof?
Right, it's a little cover up.
They're trying to cover it up.
I really have to far.
really. What is this?
Hey.
Get it, was he?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, Chad, is Ron going to the good, the good, uh, the good place or no?
Oh, he is.
Oh, yeah.
What is it?
Marlin prediction, 30%, Ron prediction, 15.
All right, Chad, any one question?
What body fat percentage do you guys think Ron's going to have?
30 no he's gonna have he's gonna have low 20s
low 20s what did I have I had 32% definitely drop sense and I had
It's definitely went down.
Is this for you?
Yeah.
Not going to lie, you should pin this.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Who are you sending me?
What is this?
The fuck?
What the fuck?
Are you all seeing something?
Did I just get a virus?
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm a...
Is the dab live yet?
I'd have something in life.
Chad, what's the prediction?
I think 23% body fat for Ron.
There's no way Ron's definitely, I think Ron's 10% body fat less than me.
So I'm going to guess I was like 31.8 or something like that.
I think Ron's going to be about 22.
He's 15% body fat brother. Do you know what 15% body fat looks like?
15% body fat man looks like this dude. This is 15% body fat right here.
here. This is me right here, sub 10. That's me. Low to high 30s. I feel like it's taken
a long time for us where's Luca at bro we're going to the event suit the event
That starts at four and right now it's 245 so...
Look at Ron's chat prediction.
Over under 29.5% body fat.
Under, under, under for sure, right?
There's no way y'all think Ron's over 30
Bro, you guys know nothing about bodybuilding and know nothing about the gym like I do
You don't go also. I didn't go to the gym today. Put it on God in the chair. I didn't
go to the gym today. Put it on God. Put it on God.
Here we go, Chad, what do y'all think he's going to get?
15?
If it's 50% I'll flop in front of you then that's not good.
27?
I'm sticking with my guess, 23.
23.
Last fat and fit video was six days ago lasted longer than I thought yeah
maybe because I had a fucking deadly flu virus and couldn't go to the gym yeah
Oliver thought about that maybe the reason the fat and fit video was three
days ago was six days ago because I had a deadly flu virus that I had to get a
doctor rushed to a hotel room and give me a IV for maybe that's why
I'm not baby raging.
We literally filmed two videos today.
Wait, you can see his dick on there, right?
Shall we?
Here we go, Chad.
What is he going to be?
Once again, the chat saying, oh, it's deadly, deadly, deadly.
It's not deadly trying to discredit my flu.
I hope every person in this chat that's discrediting it,
I hope you guys get the flu so you can see
just how bad it was.
I hope you do, I pray you do.
I'm not saying you almost didn't want to do it, right?
I don't want to say no, you guys try to say it
in a similar way, you say that.
It was sort of between, I'll say it again.
Okay, I don't think it worked.
Yeah, I don't think it worked.
154.
154, bro, he's, no!
Yo, if he's 154 and 30% body fat,
I don't know because the reason I'm more body that's because I weigh more and I have a lot of muscle in my body
Wait, how tall is that answer?
It doesn't matter here.
It's a little bit higher.
It's a little bit higher actually.
154?
Wait, how tall is that answer?
It doesn't matter here.
It's a little bit higher.
It's a little bit higher actually.
154?
Wait, how much is Ron way?
Or how tall is he?
DMI calculator.
How tall is Ron?
He's not five for one.
Not five-five.
Five-five.
154 pounds.
His BMI is going to be overweight.
Okay, it's not that bad actually.
Not that bad.
It's not that bad at all.
He's barely overweight.
Ron's barely overweight.
He's barely overweight.
Me?
I'm five-nine.
196 pounds.
pounds. Calculate. Also overweight. Also overweight. Almost there, though, getting to
healthy. Getting to healthy weight. I'm getting to healthy. Pretty close. Not 5'7", by the way.
Not 5'7".
So what do I have here?
You probably mean our central target.
So I have this surrounding my...
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, does that actually look fat? Looks like...
It's exactly...it's tight exactly.
Holy...this is not...it's like 10 pounds.
Right? This is 10 pounds.
It's fine.
No, you can't.
Anything that happens here is the story.
Why is your profile picture still Christmas-style?
Maybe because I'm waiting for December?
It's an awful book.
Or, more than years in time, I've tried this before.
This is frustrating in my school.
Frustrating my school every single day.
Come on, reveal it!
You're gonna lose weight, you're gonna lose weight.
You're gonna have to stick back.
I will hit it like friends.
Those who can't even know where I was going
to my school, we would always take off my shirt
and we'd have to stick back.
Ryan, here we go.
Generally a fun fact about me, Jack?
Fun fact about me?
Why are you guys saying a before I even talk?
Here we go?
No, it's a genuine thing that I'm about to say.
I do it all for the content.
For me it's all content.
It's all content for me.
If I wanted to, I could get a six pack within the next two, three months.
But for me it's all about the content and about staying on the journey and staying
on the railroad track.
I could, if I wanted to, take two months off streaming, go to the hills with the
in disappear for two months come back with a six-pack easily could here we go
Yeah, I think I got it.
Did I?
Yeah, I don't know what to do.
What a shot he did.
Yeah, Marlon read it so you don't, so you're here for the first time.
Oh man.
Okay.
So, oh man, that is a good shot.
Oh no.
Do you see it right now?
Is it right now?
May 27th, 2025.
This is your first one, right?
It's in the box.
It's in the box.
It's in the box.
It's in the box.
Yeah, what is he going to be?
Why does this camera look like this?
You look like dark.
You want to talk?
Do you want to talk?
No, I'm not going to talk.
There's no way he's 35%
Okay, that's cat.
Okay, so I started T-Lub at 30.4% body count.
Okay.
This was January 26, 2025.
I weighed 155 pounds.
My last time at T-Lub before I quit, I was 146 pounds.
Okay.
146.
26% body count.
Okay.
Now it's your new one, correct?
Yeah.
so today okay so I'm now at 154.5 pounds okay okay okay okay okay oh yeah so it
It says 18% of people have higher body fat percent of you,
but I am completely in the wreck.
So I am in the complete side of overweight.
I am in the complete side of overweight.
I'm not in the yellow, I'm in the red.
So I am overweight, completely.
Okay, it's okay.
That's okay.
That's not bad, it's okay.
You started at 30.
Hey Steve, let's see how I put a positive perspective, okay?
So, okay, okay, some positive.
Yeah, use the positive.
Have you gained more muscle in any area?
Maybe like, your lean mass is 16.3,
and it says, you are in the bottom 30% of people.
And in the red bed.
Oh, wow.
My bone density is 1.29, which is,
you have a higher bone density than 34% of people.
My resting metabolism is 1,600 calories.
Go resting.
Okay, yeah, that makes sense, it makes sense.
My limb knee mass is 7.7 and it's in the red.
So, yeah.
So it seems to be that I'm in the 75, oh it tells you.
Your result is 27% college group.
75 to 99%.
What did that mean?
So I am in the high, oh yeah,
I'm in the highest body percent.
It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's really not that bad,
It could be a lot worse.
It could be a lot worse.
It could be a lot worse.
It's almost the same as you.
Yeah, but okay, so me, this was mine.
I was in, hold on, this is mine, I'm pulling mine up.
So, I had more lean mass than 53% of people.
I was in the green for lean mass.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, I'm going to show my dick.
I'm just showing my dick.
Wait.
Composition.
Composition, I don't even know what I'm looking at right now.
I don't even know what I'm looking at right now.
So this was mine.
This was mine right here.
I had 32.9% body fat.
I had higher lean mass than 53% of people.
I had 1800 resting metabolic.
I had 9.1, which is 47% more lean mass
than limb lean mass, higher bone density.
Basically, my report says that everything
about my body is good, except that I have fat.
So if I lose fat, I'm literally gonna be a demigod, bro.
I'm literally gonna be a demigod.
That's facts.
I'm actually curious.
It's been a month.
I'm curious what my skin would say now.
Generally, I believe that this would say 30,
I think this would say 30% right now.
I think I lost about 2, 3% body fat in the last month.
What this is saying is you have good genetics, but wasted it being fat as fuck.
So let me get this straight.
You're saying I wasted it being fat, but I'm saying that I'm only 22 years old.
So by the time I'm 25, that doesn't mean I wasted it.
It could change.
I'm only 22.
I have a lot of time.
And by this summer, shout out Slippery Rock, by the way.
Is it Slippery Rock?
A high school in the Erie, Pennsylvania?
Step inside my city, it's raps.
Brother, I'm pretty sure I slapped the fuck around out of Slippery Rock back and
back when I played basketball.
Search my name in the rafters.
my name in a Slytherin Rock Raptor books go ahead ask the alumni of Slytherin Rock
ask them what Nick Fosco did to that team nine three-pointers 31-point game ask
them ask them we played each other on God okay what's your name what's your name
Why does he have mod?
How did he get mod?
Brendan Earl, Class of 22.
You must have been a bench player, gang.
I don't even ring a bell.
That doesn't even ring a bell.
in Earl, you must have been trashed.
You played each other in ninth grade.
Go ahead, Earl, tell him how I am.
Tell him how I am, Earl.
Tell him how I was on the court back in ninth grade.
Go ahead, Earl.
I'm not remodeling you.
Maybe use your prime sub on me.
Remod or I'm crashing out. We do it not gonna lie.
Nice. Eerie PA maid is hating on me in my chat, bro.
Fucking Eerie PA maid is hating on me in my chat.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Chet, DRU-
Actually, never mind.
Chet, I'm putting on Ron Schrimmel. I go pee really quick.
It's not good.
It's not my cast.
How are you?
Yeah, bro, it's good.
It's not that good.
Okay, so I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
Oh, yeah, I'm just getting a hair show.
No, you're good, bro.
Have a good day.
See you around.
Where are you?
What is this?
Did you get called here?
No, we're doing our broadcast.
Yeah, well, so let's move over to the side so we can come in, yeah, so I basically told you I was gonna lose weight
Then I went on my own then I stopped eating
Good shit. I'm sorry eating bullshit. Yeah, and then I gained the weight back because of him. What?
Is his butt busted under me? Yes. Yeah. So right now, is his butt busted under me? Yes. Yeah.
Why are they just fucking lollygagging we have to meet Luca we have to meet Luca
and motherfucker there's a lollygagging bro
but what is this
opening its first US flagship store, ribbon cutting will feature Kyrie Irving.
You're invited to stream. Why is there so much stuff happening on February 13th? Like, bro,
Oh, everything just keeps happening on February 13th.
I gotta find the address.
I gotta see how far this place is.
Wait, Chad, you guys know where the Luca thing is at
or no?
Do you guys know the address?
Can you type it in the chat?
Oh, I got it, hold on.
3, 7, 1, 2, broad loan. Why do you guys just type that? Oh, it's only 20 minutes away.
That's not bad. It's not bad at all. Did I miss any clips? Did I miss any clips? Well,
let me see if I missed any clips here. I think I got it all, almost. Performing
the U.S. National Anthem is rising star Aiden Ross? The fuck? Yo, stop doing this! Go to
the gym pig, NBA News, this weak-ass NBA News source, fuck it, put me in a Miami U-Bakini.
ever edit by the way. All right Chad, what do you guys rate this at at 1 to 10?
When is the next fat-fit video ordered you give up already? Y'all don't do it.
Like this is what you guys do
Pull my pants down
Rub the tip a little bit
Spit on it. It's so my shit. Well, that's what you guys do. I
had a deadly almost almost
Deadly flu virus I
Literally had a
A almost deadly flu virus that could have possibly potentially killed me
So yes, I took a few days off of making YouTube videos because I almost died in the hospital
Did you start death note all right I actually didn't how about this okay, I did start death note I
I'm on like episode eight of death note. I'm at the point right now where where
where Light is, he just killed the FBI agent's wife after he killed the FBI agent and then
I just kind of stopped watching. I just kind of stopped watching because I've been really
Preoccupied with streaming this stuff.
Al Spoiler.
All right.
Right in your cove.
What is he talking about?
Chad, now that Simon invited that on-course-to-charity match,
they're going to have to expand the tickets
and make more seats available to other worlds
under the watch on them.
They're going to have to expand the ticket
and make more seats available to other worlds
under the watch on them.
Do you guys just look at me as a joke?
Yes.
Why though?
This is a valid thing to say.
If you think that more girls aren't gonna want to buy tickets to the Simon match because
they heard Lacey's going, and girls are gonna be at the Simon match with signs saying that
we are Lacey, Lacey take your shirt off, you're tripping, it's gonna happen.
So I'm much fuller than I say that, don't take me as a joke, I'm being for real.
Salt and pepper going to a car meet, not a bad shout, not a bad shout at all actually,
not a bad shout at all.
You should wrap your car. I'm good.
That is good. When are you filming Mr. Beast?
Am I going to have to say when?
I know when it is.
Wait, did it get leaked?
No, I know it's already out, but am I about to say that?
Wait, let me ask him like I did something to our teacher.
Okay, no. It's actually like in a movie or so.
But I would love to be walking the box with all my favorite streamers, to win some money.
Oh shit!
They said GG's.
Wait, Leeds?
Wait, no, wait.
She leaked it? Okay, so what day is it? What day is it then if you're on a leak today? Tell me.
Stop! Mr. Rees can't send it!
Yo, I didn't leak it.
Bad agreement.
Wait, it's actually leaked?
Bro!
Stop making my nose bigger in pictures!
Stop heading me!
Girls are going to see this shit and think that this is how big my nose is!
Stop editing my nose.
You know how many people are going to see if you guys keep fucking spreading these fake
ass pictures around, showing a fake nose, expanding my nose out?
How many people are going to see this shit?
I don't know.
Two months without moving after ACL surgery
seems like a long time.
Barkov had ACL and MCL surgery
and was able to walk after 10 days.
I mean, for superhuman athletes
like me and these professional athletes,
I should be good.
You guys want to know a serious thought that I had today and you guys are going to clown
before it.
You guys are actually going to clown before what I'm about to say.
No?
I'm going to tell you anyways.
All right, so I had a random thought today, okay?
And basically, it's because I watched a clip.
Did you guys see the clip of Logan Paul?
Did you guys see the clip of Logan Paul saying that he,
that him and Tom Brady and Tom Brady said
he's not like an athlete or something?
He's not like a great athlete?
No.
Okay, well basically there's a clip of Tom Brady
saying that Logan Paul is not like a great athlete.
And I have the genuine thought
that if I was fully healthy
and you put me in the scenario
to be a top athlete in the world I could be.
And that might sound crazy to you,
that might sound crazy to you,
but I'm being so serious when I say it.
If you put me,
If you put me in the WWE I would be able to do flips off the top rope.
I would be able to do all the WWE moves.
If you put me in a NBA or NFL game, I'd be able to hang athletic wise with the players.
I think that I am the potential to be a top athlete in the world.
Is it dick-sucking if I wear a Luca jersey to meet Luca?
Is that like dick writing?
No, you're just a fan?
Well, yeah, but I want Luca to be like,
oh, not that lacy guy, he's cool as fuck.
Like me and him would definitely hang out.
I don't want him to think that I'm a fan.
like I don't want him to think I'm like fanned out bro.
He's not gonna think that.
Wait, he's not gonna think which one that I'm fanned out
or that I'm a little fucking loser.
He's gonna think you're a loser.
Drew ball updates.
Did Drew ever get the money?
No, he didn't.
Wait.
Is it DappLive?
Is it DappLive?
All right.
Switch to a Dapp's cam.
All right, switch to adapts cam, switch to adapts cam and tell him, tell him, tell him
uh, tell him the beast is coming.
Tell adapt the beast is coming straight, uh, straight slasher.
I'm on defense.
I'm getting boards and I'm going to the rack every single time.
You know what I mean?
Going to the rack every single time.
But we're going to have to get on our GM shit,
because that's tomorrow.
That's tomorrow.
I put no BC into that, bro.
I have some lays in this, though.
It's the play style.
Look at Macho, though.
Macho was two times.
Macho with the shot.
Macho won MVP.
You see that hustle, Play-Doh?
When I got the board.
Layups.
We don't got to do a full
review and we had case on it.
We had case on.
I wish I knew who everyone was.
It's plain and earthquake.
Is that why it's shaking a little bit?
Welcome to House Whale.
By the way, what is this,
Yoxic?
This is not true.
This never happened.
What's that?
What happened?
I'm here.
OK, what's going on?
He texted me.
I did?
Yeah, you're like, yo, pop up, pop up, come up.
No, no, I never hit you.
I didn't hit you once.
He did.
Oh, you got a new jersey on today.
You're going to try to maybe get Luca to sign it?
I'm going to try to get him to write two Lacey
from Luca and sign it.
See if he'll do it.
Oh, I mean, that'd be late.
You got a Luca ball.
Oh, my god.
Well, you're out of breath.
No one here likes you, Lace.
A dap said he didn't want you to come up.
Said you're a fat, slumped piece of shit,
and he clearly doesn't like you in the room, Lace.
There you go digging in your ass again.
I'm not.
I'm adjusting my waist pin.
Yeah, that's why I could feel all their retweeting there.
Yeah, no, I definitely didn't.
I don't think I'd hit your phone.
Well, I'm here anyways.
What are you doing?
Are you ready to go meet Luca?
I am.
honest he's gonna be there yes what they said but you think he'll like like say
hi to us like you want like us as a collector I don't know he'll definitely
see you if you have a bright yellow Luca jersey on here's all pretend you're
You're a Luca.
Yeah?
Yo, Luca, it's Lacey.
Who the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
don't go with that approach.
Okay, so what do I say?
Do not go with that approach.
What do I say?
You say like, what's up, man?
Big fan.
Can you sign this jersey?
Oh, I don't know what goes with the little swagger.
Yo, Luca, little late, and they was talking.
security security get this fat fuck out of here that's when you would do okay
no don't introduce yourself as yeah I would wash your hands too no no wash
it before cuz you've been digging around your ass and it's yeah it's probably
It probably stinks but I mean the chances of you guys having a
I will be like hey, let's go look a big fan for a nice to meet you
Yeah, that's what I would say. I would just be like yo
Yeah, gotta bring a sharpie
Wait, are you sick? No someone said don't you dare get Lucas sick place is Luca injured right now?
I don't know. Oh my god. What if I feel sick? Is he injured? Right? How would you get him sick? Are you sick?
He's injured, right? So he's not playing them on chat
Status tonight. He's her job
Am I still contagious or no left hamstring strain is considered day to day and is not confirmed to play in tonight's game
So they play tonight. He's definitely not playing tonight. He's gonna be at the event. Oh, so you're gonna
Play tonight. Wait, is he gonna be at this event? How's that? What's what time is it?
He has not come to this event. Wait, what time is there?
What the fuck are we being told man?
Lakers game tonight is at let's see what time
There's no way
Lakers game tonight like bro. Who do they play chat?
they play tonight. Oh, what is this? Oh, they play tomorrow. They don't play till tomorrow.
Why did it say February 11th? Oh, they play the Mavericks tomorrow? Can we go? You could go. I got
creator cast it. That's why I got a I got a link up with him and be like, Yo, what's creator
casting? I'm casting. I'm casting the game tomorrow. What's that? It's him or it's me and
agent casting the Lakers and math game tomorrow. We'll get to stream the game and watch the
game. It's lit. Yeah, it's so lit. It's actually the third time they brought me back. I got a real
career here as a sports commentator. Yeah, I get to stream the actual game and share the game.
It's actually a movie. Y'all got to tap in tomorrow. That's at seven.
Yeah, I don't know. I plan on keeping this partnership with that guy going on.
So I'll probably be you should probably stay you could you could probably watch it too. You just got a full cabinet
You can't show the game
But even maybe you need him tonight asked if he can hook you up with tickets, maybe just go be a in the field reporter
We got to leave not a bad idea we got to lose
What do you really got to lose?
I had nothing to do with having a manager, bro.
I already asked if I could do that.
He said I wasn't an approved creator.
Yeah, why do you think that is?
I don't know.
I really don't know what I'll actually,
I tried to think about why I wouldn't get approved
and I can't put a pin on it.
Nothing came across your mind at all?
No.
I don't know, maybe they just wanted people
that are also just well-versed enough in basketball
Well, yeah, but that's me. I'm a veteran when it comes to this basketball shit. No, you're not. No, I am
I can prove that I haven't named three players on a Lakers bench if you're like a Lakers bench
You're a Lakers man. Okay. That's easy
Don't connect
You're just yeah, you can't listen to the whole Lakers roster right now. It's supposed to be your yeah
I mean what you're gonna say a or Luca LeBron?
If you're a Lakers fan you watch
Their team yet just took you too long
You know I mean that's but maybe that's could be another angle with like okay
We want people who know to the sport and no ball
Yeah, I turned into a sporting no-ball.
Wait, Jackson, fuck you, fuck you.
Lake sees a ball knowledge is equivalent to Yanni.
Yeah, she also didn't know anything.
Y'all are-
Brother, I know more than you!
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
It's just not true.
We can have a ball knowledge quiz and I'll output $10,000.
$10,000?
Yes.
Of your money?
Yes.
And how would we be able to scale who's got more ball knowledge?
like what's like how do you actually know you're just done I that's that's
actually free money I'll take that back I would say
I don't think it's a jersey.
Oh, I think it is because look, it's like really big.
I didn't want to take it off.
I'll just give you a weird di-book.
Oh, no. Those are the ad-ships I would use.
Yeah, the all-black definitely helps.
The bright yellow, gold, Lucca jersey.
Well, the size is too big.
You just look, you can't see it.
You can't see it.
You can't see it.
You can't see it.
You can't see it.
The size too big you just look you kind of just look like a massive bowling ball
But you could use that to your advantage to get Luca to recognize you
Secures he games and share plays out. Yeah, right
Yeah, he plays overwatching.
He's top 500 overwatching today.
I'm getting Luca to say yes.
What time are you leaving?
Um, probably in the next 30.
Or 30, like, I'm trying to get there like a little after four.
And wait, before you leave, you're
I can't believe I'm going to get Luca today, bro.
I'm so excited he's my hero.
You're, what's it called, you're
playing in the 3v3 for Love Weeks?
Yes.
100%?
Yes, 100% I'm playing 3v3.
He asked me if I wanted to be a captain.
I told him no, I don't want to be a captain.
I want to have to draft you.
That's what you told him?
Yes.
That's a good, yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
If I get the first round pick, I got you, yeah.
So you get first pick and the guys are going to draft you?
For sure, yeah.
Tell me.
OK, no, actual question for the people saying, ah,
it takes up any of the chat and spit on my shade
and slurping it out.
Is Marlin playing?
No.
OK, so who's good in the first round?
Who else are you drafting beside me in the first round?
I'm trying to think who, who do we know that's in this tournament?
Captain, that's good.
Oh, nice winger, nice winger's a captain.
I'm a captain, Suki's a captain, and Katie B's a captain.
And one other person.
I don't think Macho's playing.
He's not.
Maya's not playing either.
The only people I know are Lacey and Ron.
And Jeremiah's a captain.
Jeremiah from Love Island.
Yes.
OK.
All the good players are captains,
and then there's just me on the bench.
I don't think so.
Not on the bench.
There's me as a draft pick.
I'm telling you, I'm literally, I'm the LeBron of the draft chat.
You're LeBron of the draft.
Yes, I'm the first peak.
I feel like- And I'm healthy this year.
I feel like you'll be available in the second round.
I gotta be a GM here if you are.
If you are, if the second round comes around.
You were on our team last year, I forgot.
But I don't know.
Look at this lineup.
Who are we getting?
Back.
Oh, look at that.
I don't know, the boss is on this floor right now.
I don't know Chad, do we know anyone who's going to be on it with arms and legs?
So Chad, you guys are telling me that if it comes down to it and adapts has first pick and
GC's on a draft board, say not extra Emily Lacey.
He's not drafting.
You just might be a liability on defense.
I'm not anymore.
I'm not.
I'm not.
You just might be a liability on defense.
I'm not anymore.
Really?
No.
I'd be playing five.
This is a 3v3 tournament.
I play fives.
Sena's playing?
Okay, hold on.
You were Sena, probably, yeah.
What do y'all think?
All I'm going to say is I pray, because you're talking right now, I hope in draft
you keep the same energy in draft, send it over to me to wash your team, get over
to it for a second.
I hope that happens.
to say it now then don't just talk the talk walk the walk dress it over dress it over see what happens
your team see what happens to your team you've go for it I promise if we play you and you put
sit on me I'm dropping 15 what about extra Emily dropping 20 extra Emily or lazy y'all go ahead
I don't know but you listen you can catch and shoot though you can catch the shoot really
What how'd you describe your game?
A defensive anchor. Yep.
I just remember you were in this game, but you were kind of you're kind of a liability on defense.
Oh, please, back me up here, back me up here.
I can actually play like 75, 80% now.
Oh, look at this.
Right to the rack, man.
I got half this game.
Wait, where are you?
But what are we, but, you're like a full mask.
Oh.
18 is half a million.
You came in and brought some energy there, no?
You did hit a game winner.
That is true.
Someone said half a million.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We're just going to have to wait and see.
The draft is tomorrow.
The draft is tomorrow at like 6, right?
I just want to know though, the tackle a lot of players.
Yeah.
Face time, blood week.
Let's get a good idea here.
So, okay, question.
First pick.
Are you going to run over me?
No.
No.
Definitely not.
No.
Let's see it.
Let's see what Lug says.
Like who's going to be a baby?
I'm just going to pick up the phone.
He's a busy guy.
He might not have your.
So, they see is better than a da,
like the male variant of Angel at least out there.
No, that's a big retweet.
I don't think you're better than me now.
I don't think you would add more value to the team.
Logan and answer might be a little bit of an evil.
I'm just gonna call him again.
Maybe call him again?
I mean, regardless, I'm gonna get to the rim
and bully whos ever on me
unless you're someone bigger than me that's guarding me.
And then I just have to get a little tricky.
Not answering.
this I'm gonna get to the rack. You know what I mean?
Not getting the answer here. Where's this leg? This was the last time we played.
It's all good. Try to happen. Try to happens. Is this the last time we played?
Stop ball. Stop ball. Stop ball. Stop ball. Stop ball. Stop ball. Stop ball. Stop ball. Look at the fast break. Yeah, we could go. Hey, y'all.
No, that's a dad a dad was moving a dad can who?
Bro, they don't know they don't know about me, bro
I'll be honest. You're actually you're actually not bad, but sometimes you do just be missing my dad
You do just be missing land. Yeah, no, I do. I definitely smoke. I definitely smoke
But that's why you definitely need a shooter out on the way to kick it out to here
They're gonna get open up the open up the paper a little bit. I'm telling you right now
You draft Santa put it on the wing. What do they can do? She can't hit that shot
I'll tell you captain. I'm gonna do it if it's in the team. I'm gonna trip up in the pain
That's not me because I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna show him any one of the four
That's a good point. Yo, these are valid points though
These are valid points because I could get to the rack and if Lacey's open on the corner is
I might take him him that shot over Senate. You know what I mean?
I want everybody to keep this energy because there's a common theme with
creator basketball tournaments. Where is it? The winner. There's a common theme. My
exclusive basketball tournament. Who won? My team.
If I'm on the team, we win. If you're on the board in a second round, you
You definitely are getting a call.
You're gonna regret that.
You're gonna regret that.
Something's gonna go in the first round.
I don't think that you won't.
W. Erlan, I appreciate that.
You're gonna regret that.
Something's gonna go in the first round.
Hopefully, we figure out, I mean, who's playing.
I mean, the draft is leaving in like, what are we?
Maybe, I could call Ludwig.
Maybe, call Ludwig.
Or maybe I could call him.
Okay, he might not have your number saved.
Yeah, Marlon's not playing it.
Ludwig said that he's too good.
That's what he said.
Maybe you could call Ludwig.
Yeah, let me see. Maybe I can call him.
Let's see if he answers.
Is he live right now? Anyone know?
We've got a live ping on LUD.
I know you just watched the Patriots lose and uh, pre-
You look like a fucking highlighter.
Yo, Drew, if you're watching this, you're in.
I'll get the phone. You'll be outside of the basketball court.
I'm showing you how to make it.
It's a Luca Doutlick.
That's what they were calling you.
What was that answering?
Whatever it's saying, Bradley Beal, I want to ban them to chat.
Yeah, he might be busy right now.
He might be busy.
Um, are you doing?
Let me call me.
Uh-oh, here it is. Hold on.
Ludwig!
Hey, what's up?
Sorry, I called you so many times.
I'm live on stream with a daft right now.
We were asking if we, if there's any way we can get a updated roster
for a 3v3 tournament.
Yes, I want to know who could be picked above me if you know like what the like the pool is looking like in terms of
Who's all gonna be in the draft?
Yeah, I got the entire roster. Can we hear it? Can we hear some of the names?
Yeah
So first up your other captains are gonna be Katie B. Okay, Katie. Nice wig. Nice wig.
Okay, and then I'm the fifth one, right?
Then you're the fifth one, yeah.
Heard you, heard you, okay.
Hey, guys.
All right, players, Ludwig.
One.
Danny Bands.
Danny Bands.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
One Danny bands Danny bands. Oh, I know Danny
Yu-Gi-Arky
Yu-Gi-Arky
You got stable Ronaldo
Okay
Jake and bake live
Jake and bake live
Lacey of course. All right
You got Randall
Randall Randall
You got no go
No, no, no, okay. No, and okay. Oh, yeah, it's will roots game player
Got it got it. Well, you know Aiden my Aiden
I do the pod with oh, yeah, yeah
You got Trevor ever it's from Smosh
tall guy
Cooper wait from the Smosh YouTube channel
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like in the Smosh universe. He also does stuff with
with uh, Nisic.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay.
Trevor's nice though is what I'm hearing.
Trevor's nice.
Trevor Hoops.
Okay.
Trevor's a first round picker.
Who do you think, who do you think is the best uh, like, if you had to do it
like a mop draft, right?
That was everybody, right?
Right, yeah.
that, uh, yeah, then there's baseline Mac and stands, but I would say the best, I would
say number one pick is not close. Probably should be Trevor. Okay. Okay. A lot of people
are saying Trevor. Number two, second best person here. And this is just based off.
I think he's just based off their athleticism.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go Aiden.
That's what the chat was saying too.
Yeah.
And then look, what about Yugi though too?
Yugi's, Yugi was looking good.
I just did some runs with Yugi.
He worked on his game a lot.
Yugi got a lot better.
I think Yugi's pretty good.
Jake actually I think played a bit in high school.
I heard about Jake too.
I heard about Jake.
I thought it was.
Noko's done.
He goes to runs every week.
Okay.
was a sleeper pick no I think
Brando's brother went to the NFL like he's got athletic genes yes okay obviously
you throw me in the conversation I mean I think you should flip the narrative
there's really no bad pick but who's the worst pick you know what I mean yeah
who do you think would be like the mystery relevant I'd be concerned
about some I'd be concerned about some people I'm seeing to me they're saying
he's right next to he's behind you or wrong they're saying I'm just trying to
get this guy I don't want to get about you I don't want to catch it doesn't
believe in the team I walk at least you can I can I say something though like
the issue is they draft you you're gonna have to flake it on them what do
me like you have to dip I can't I can't from the celebrity you become coming to
a tournament and leaving before the championship do I make it am not playing
with Lacey should be a first-round pick and if he's not this event is rigged
it's a cabal at the top bro also you were originally gonna show up lead
and go to another event but now you're just doing the three yeah I got
but I said no because I'm going back to back.
Well, yeah, I mean you were on the team that won last time.
Okay, I mean that's great intel to have going into the draft.
The draft is tomorrow at six?
Tomorrow at six, yeah.
We're gonna do the drafts.
Should run in like 30 minutes.
Get your teams going.
And then Friday we're running it.
Starting at noon.
Should go four hours.
Maybe a little more if you're a winner.
Three hours for your loser.
That sounds good to me. It sounds about right. That's a deal. We don't see. That's a deal. We don't see
Okay fire. Well, I guess we'll see you in a graph tomorrow late. He said you should be a first-rounder
They will know though will probably fall somewhere in the late third round I could see
He's gonna be a killer. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Thank you. I'll see you on Friday
killer
Oh, I should have asked him if I got the first thing
Well, I mean that's great Intel to have now. We know some of the
Watch that is true. It's actually a fuck. It's actually a fucking fact
It's a fact and I'm trying to be sleeping on me. She's a hated hate miss because you don't have us every time
Every time I get slept on, I get hit on.
It happened with the first minute he turned to me.
It happened with dodgeball.
And then I pull up and guess who becomes the story.
Lacey's a demon.
That's what becomes the story.
Every single time.
I'm slept on.
I'm slept on.
And I'm pulling up to that tournament.
And I don't care who I'm the captain or not.
I'm willing my team to victory.
I'm doing everything I have to do to win that game.
Listen, I believe in you.
You know what I mean?
I think you're gonna be straight.
I think you're gonna do great tomorrow.
That's probably it.
I think you're going to.
Yo, what's up?
Are you guys still going?
Yes.
Pretty soon here.
Probably going to leave here soon, yeah.
Come on.
What are you leaving?
Should we just go now?
With me, Marlon, or yeah, we're like 20 minutes away.
Sure.
Yeah, probably.
What's the spot?
About 20.
Are you going to be straight just now?
Probably going to leave it like,
yeah, probably leave it now.
It's like the next five, 10 minutes.
All right.
All right, I'll see you there.
All right, later.
Oh, who's ready for the traffic segment?
Well, now we got some intel.
You call Luca left already?
What?
Luca left.
The event doesn't start till four.
We gotta get up out of here though, chat.
Should we leave soon?
Luca Daunsch is open up a trick shot arena
that's open to everyone in LA.
Yeah, it's a trick shot arena.
It's literally for trick shot.
That's lit.
That's me.
That's me, breath.
How do you guys know he left?
Hey, Gilly Ryan trying to pull up on me?
All right, wait, how did, how did,
the advantage start till four?
There's no way he left before that match started.
The chat does know all.
Okay, so we got a good idea of who's in this event tomorrow,
right?
I'm seeing a lot of people say Trevor number one.
I'm so fucking tired of being disrespected bro it actually makes me mad and I know the
thing is I know you guys show me but I know the real people who watch me every single
day in this calm you guys know I'm actually like in terms of those names that you heard
on that list. I have the most fundamental basketball skills. Like me in a pick and roll in a creator
3v3 tournament with someone like Silky or Adapte, like it's not even going to be fair. The fact
that I can actually play now, sure I might not be able to be the best defender, but I'm
not going to need to play good defense against stable Ronaldo in fucking Ludwig. You know
I'm saying like I'm not gonna have to play shifty ass defense in a 3v3 half-court against stable Ronaldo
You have an ego I do have an ego when it comes to basketball I do because I played basketball
for fucking
15 16 years of my life
So I do have the ego when it comes to basketball because not only can I shoot but I also have court vision like no other
So I'm in a 3v3 setting run a pick and roll run at the point
And I have good players around me. I promise. I promise we're ready.
On my Soul, you're a first round pick. I know I am. I know I am.
Don't think I should yaw my car in the daylight yet.
it. Do you have a speech impediment? What's wrong? Don't think I should y'all my car
in the daylight yet. No, I just posted on Snapchat. My banner out, spell check my fucking
boy, I want to be in school. I think this chat's a bunch of babies. L. Speller. No way
he turned down a celebrity game for Ludwig's Tournament. It's not the actual official
NBA Celebrity Game is what I found out. That's why.
Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do it. Grab my keys and grab the camera and we out. You grab it for me?
All right, Chad, y'all actually think Luca left? Well, if I get there and Luca's gone, I might cry, bro.
Don't forget a sharpie.
Oh my God, Drill!
Can you get a sharpie?
Can you get a sharpie?
We don't have?
You have a sharpie?
I don't care if it's a fat one, do you mean if fat is what you have?
What the fuck is that?
He is gone.
How do you guys know he's gone?
It doesn't start till four.
Wait, what will it look like if he signs it?
Yeah, I don't know. We can stop real quick.
Well, this is fine.
You think? Because I don't want him to do it and then it's like super smeared.
Aw, fuck!
Let's stop with the story.
We don't have time for that!
We can stop with the story real quick. What?
He posted that he'd left, so Luca tweeted and posted,
Oh, hey, at Leasy himself, at Thugs, I left, tell Leasy, no, continue, now let's go.
Chad, it's going to lag a little bit in the house, but once we get outside, I'll be fine.
Chat, you guys know that NBA stuff where you can react to games live on stream?
Whoa, Silky, come here real quick. React to games live on stream.
Whoa, Silky, come here real quick.
Let's take it.
Let's talk about something for you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you talking about?
Uh, master?
Croms.
Oh, wait, wait.
So who's really playing?
Uh, okay.
So I'd say the three best players that-
You can see the master.
Where is it?
Ludwig just told me.
It's you, captain, adapt captain, Katie B as a captain, and Nicewig as a captain.
Who's Nicewig?
He's a big, strong dude.
He's pretty good.
He's pretty good.
You guys are good?
But the three best players that you could draft are probably
Yeah, who's that who's the one guy he said? Oh, was it Jared?
It's same bro, how do you believe yeah, I gotta go
Trevor is good
Yugi's good and me that's something big some I've been in our case made to that. Yeah, he's fucking trash
So those are the both in my opinion those are the top three picks Yugi is good because he's long
But he just can't put the ball in the hoop if I'm being honest when there's actual defenders like I've seen them air ball layups before
I'm just keeping it real
He's just tall
No because whoever gets me is going to win.
What if the other big nigger gets trouble?
I'm a cook!
I was up there and I could cook them, yeah.
I could cook them.
But I could play big in the paint.
I'm so serious.
Brother, I could put a body in a box.
I was no other.
I'm not kidding.
Even though I'm an ass.
Try to get rid of them.
I actually know how to hit it.
I know how to hit a box out of them.
I don't want to make you cheat.
I'm gonna throw an answer and he's gonna box out. Throw up the letter A.
Are they already there?
No. I gotta go. Apparently, Luke was leaving.
What?
I don't know. That's what the chat...
How? How he's leaving? He's got his phone.
That's why I said that. I said he'd be left.
Wait. Why is he not over here?
This is a deep-faced mask.
I've got a mask on.
Let me ask you a question.
You were showing an owl up into your face on a black-faced mask?
What did you thought I was saying?
Slowly, I didn't know.
Okay. Appreciate you.
Just wondering. Just wondering.
I just wondered, what the fuck, I guess this is racist?
I'm not saying it's racist, I'm just saying.
I guess this is what's racist,
so why do you want to do it, what the fuck?
Are you a shark, are you a sharky?
A sharky?
Yeah, that's theirs.
Can I please come get it?
Are you ready?
Yes, come on.
Oh, look, that was right there.
No, I need to get a shark.
Leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me.
I need you guys to sign my jerseys.
Leave me.
Fucking long-distance molasses over here. Walkin' like molasses.
Molasses?
Who's a molasses?
I'm not a person, it's a thing. The molasses need slow.
Yo!
Wait, is that sokey?
It's not, it's not.
Where's your son at?
Where the-
Where the-
Yeah, this is not Luca!
This is the sokey look like Luca, bro!
What?
Fuck off.
I can do it with a sharpie as well.
Come on, get down here.
Why are you whispering?
Black Luca.
He's got it.
He's got it.
He got it.
He got it.
You don't have a sharpie.
I do, but it's not a sharpie though.
What is it?
It's a marker.
Well, let's just go and start my story.
Look, it's one of these markers.
Explode?
Uh, it's a dry grease marker.
That's not going to work, thank you, Hope.
Oh.
Luca!
wasting time looking. Alright Chad, it's probably gonna after the end when we walk outside I'm
gonna switch you to the backpack. Where are you going?
You're gonna try to get us a piece of paper.
We don't have time to stop. I'm gonna have to make sure we do it simple as that.
You already have a style, Lucas. Here is your piece of paper.
I got you on.
Hold on.
Pop in the whip, Drew.
Hold on, I'm trying to switch it.
Poor F, so let's find her.
Let's find her.
He's a little bloody boy.
This is what you call thing.
Do you get that?
Oh, well, I guess not.
So, Do you want to join us?
How does it sound like it means that I don't believe it?
That's what I'm being like, people should believe it.
See, I'm not like it does, I'm not like it does.
I hate cramps, they're fucked by my friends.
These things are a sweet sound, I'm not your man.
I'm a freak, I was trying to shut it, I'm still here.
We have a follow-up call.
The following is a follow-up call from Dr.
I'm lazy.
Luke, I'm coming!
Tell us all you want.
Please don't stop, we'll forget that, never call
Please don't stop, we'll forget that, never call
Please don't stop, or I'll die
Please don't stop
Yeah, I don't know, what do you guys want me to do about the car?
I can't control a car suspension being shaky so the camera can't shake it.
The M5 is a mission, right?
Well, yeah, that's kind of suspicious.
Yeah, it's horrible.
Yeah.
I mean, I was never on this show.
I was like, it's guilty.
It's guilty.
It's guilty.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I don't know how I get you, no I'm not seeing it was, I'm not seeing you end up getting a real life.
The name is Angel, but she must look out for her.
She saw the best people in all this world.
I said I'm selfish.
You have the fun y'all love me to do about rock n' flip over, bro.
Why do you want me to do?
I'm so mad, I need to run, I need to talk to you.
I'm so mad, I need to talk to you.
I'm so mad, I need to talk to you.
I'm so mad, I need to talk to you.
Is she going fast?
Say it, don't pay my love.
I mean, it's gone, I'm so mad.
No, my hands are in the back, so I can't hold them.
Oh, man!
Man!
I need another solo chat!
Don't you leave me alone in this city, huh?
Five minutes for me to climb down!
I don't even know what to say, because it's long.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I just thought it was one of those things where it's like what happens, it's like unfortunate.
That's what I thought.
I thought it was like just a common decency thing, like you're just trying to make it
not happen.
I've never been soft.
What, the gridlock?
Yeah.
Comp AR.
Woo!
Lacey, Lacey actually is a massive Lakers fan and he loves Luca.
Luca, Luca, Luca!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm trying to get him to sign it.
Are you going to sign this?
Yes, probably have him do it too.
Are you going to have him sign it on your back or are you going to take it off?
I'm going to have him do it on the back or something.
Oh wait, should I do it on the front or the back?
The back.
You think?
Yeah.
Should I take it off right now?
And just hold it?
So I can just give it to him?
Yeah, probably.
No one would be like, oh, you turn around and then like sign it on me. Oh my god. That'd be so tough. That'd be so tough
Stop jumping up and down
tracks
Think they put us under our governments or our real names are fake names
Well, I'm going to jail
I get a name dad Lacey Lacey
I see.
I see.
Foster.
I see.
Got you.
Yes.
Oh, it might be Alex.
Yes.
Is Luca here still?
Is Luca here still?
I think so, yeah.
I think he's still here.
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
You think of Lasagna for me?
Be honest.
I hope, I think so.
That's all it is.
Yeah, I know.
I see.
He gave you shoes?
Yeah, I know.
God, he gave you shoes?
You're a damn lie.
He's just hugging from here, yeah.
Christmas Eve.
Uh, just kidding.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm gonna buy everything for Luca. That's my king. No, he's so cool. That's my king
I'll do anything he wants if you want to coffee. I'll have this coffee shop real quick
Thank you guys should go one came you think or no
Everything?
All the bags too?
Are you giving them key parts?
No, that's for me
Okay, we've got time
Now give me your one
Thank you guys
Champagne at the door?
What's this right here?
I'm walking
I'm walking
I'm walking
What's this right now?
I'm not gonna go wrong.
What's this one?
This one?
Hey, you're not gonna try to get water?
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm not gonna go wrong.
I'm gonna go wrong.
Yeah.
Yo, this is like actually a dream come true right now, bro.
Whoa!
I guess I'm gonna have to go to the market for it.
I don't see anything.
This is sick.
It's a toy.
Ladies.
Chicken sandwich.
Chicken sandwich? Don't mind if I do.
Thank you so much.
Luca Mabies?
By himself, yes.
Luca Mabies!
I
Got something to go back
In my in China remember yes, what's the house swimming? Yeah, we're live. What's on this?
I
Be playing one hour back in China. Are you keep my eyes? I keep your ass. Yeah. He came my ass
What the hell are you still assuming?
What's the same guy?
He's not a police man.
He's a hood.
He's a trick shot.
Uh, you know, he got there.
You wearing a wallet?
You like to set a good money money?
Yeah, I just find out they don't go with your Apple wallet.
Whatever wallet they're in.
Got it, got it.
Thank you.
Um, here I'm gonna sign up right here.
What happened? What do you have to do?
Uh, if I shoot them...
Yeah, for the court, to the court.
So, once you win something, then it'll be on your band pass,
and then you'll collect a prize.
Oh, right?
Yeah.
What do you get to win?
Um...
What do you get to win?
T-shirt.
There's also, like...
She won a shot thing.
Okay.
Shot, right?
I just got to make the shot.
You like it like at the LEDC shoot.
I could do that.
All right, man.
Date of birth.
What's my birthday again?
I'm a trick shotter. Perfect.
I'm a trick shotter. It's perfect.
He fakes his trick shots.
What?
He fakes his trick shots.
I want to learn. I want to learn.
Take your trick shots.
It's not a good...
I'll give you a right now.
Add to apple wallet.
Add.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
I got my thing. I got my thing.
Chad, y'all gonna make sure shots or no?
Chad, where's Luca?
What's your shot? I gotta do it. That's very big.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, it's Luca!
It's me!
What's up, Lacey?
How you doing?
I'm good, bro.
To me, it's you.
I did. I gifted him shoes.
You gifted him shoes?
I did.
Well, I owe you one of my dad.
Oh, tell me how you do it.
Good.
Good.
I'll be right back.
Yes, sir.
I'm great.
What are y'all doing here?
Are y'all doing something?
I want to go look at assignments.
Oh, I'll be fine.
I don't really want to get him.
I don't know if he met him before.
No.
I think he'll sign it.
I think he left.
He left?
That's what my chat said.
No, there's no way he left.
This is his event, right?
It starts at 4.
It's 4, 6, 6, 7.
Wait, Max, he put the clip in behind you.
Maybe he was there.
What are you doing?
What do you got?
I met Luke that he gifted me this.
What?
Jacky.
I gave him shoes and then he gave me this jacket.
It's my lucky day.
No way.
You think that's you?
I can shine on so you can kiss me.
Yeah?
You can try it on.
Hey!
You can hold it for a minute.
Let's hold it.
Let's go.
LAC, bro, LTV.
Wait, what shoes did you get there?
He plays a lot of Overwatch, so I got him custom Overwatch themed shoes.
Zenyatta. He's like top 500 in the world. He's an Overwatch sweat.
He's really good.
Some say he might be better at Overwatch than basketball.
Dude, I didn't get him a gift or anything.
Jeff, sir, did you get him today?
About 30 minutes ago.
Oh, where at?
Right there, on the court.
I'll be here for a minute.
I got here at 3.
Sure shot.
I didn't do a sure shot.
Signed up.
That's a GF?
I want to sign up.
I signed up for juice?
Yeah, I did.
I see what you're doing.
Yeah.
I've got to wait now.
I got my pass.
I have my pass, yeah. We just got to scan our pass or no?
We have our pass.
Amazing. Put it in your apple wallet or whatever and then make sure the QR code is ready for you.
Yeah, there it is.
And then each one will scan it.
Each one has a different size.
Each one has a different trick shot.
How many trick shot attempts do you get?
Uh, there's a timer.
There's a timer.
I'm freezing up.
I'm freezing up, I'm freezing up.
I'm freezing up, I'm freezing up, I'm freezing up.
I'm freezing up.
Oh my god, I'm freezing up.
You can go in.
No, I'm not. Thank you.
In a minute.
You want to start?
Hello? Hi, my name's Richard.
Hello?
What happened? Run 1-3.
Yeah, okay. I was gonna sit over here.
Looks like a cutscene is happening right now, yeah.
We have something for you, don't we?
Yeah, yeah.
We're off Pinta.
That's nice.
Thanks.
Enjoy your flight.
Good job.
How are you?
I'm good.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you so much.
You're supposed to ask him to sign a jersey.
Oh my God, if you're not... Oh my God, if you're not asking...
I forgot to ask him to sign the jersey!
I forgot to ask him to sign the jersey!
Oh my God, if you're not asking him...
Just go ask him, right? And be like, hey...
Okay, okay, okay, you see how I should go ask him right now?
Like, do you like my dad there or something?
Yeah, I'm right here, let's go.
Wait, should I act like a little like?
How's it going?
Here, tall guy.
Come on, come out here.
That guy's tall.
Challenge him?
That's Luca's dad?
He's the right person, he's so good.
Actually I make three in a row in front of Luca.
Uh, excuse me.
Luca, can you sign my jersey?
Luca, can you sign my jersey?
Oh, here we go.
Luca.
Get that.
See what she just did?
Here we go.
You got it.
You're doing great.
There you go.
Ah!
There you go, rookie.
There you go.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice.
That's why you're looking to make a shot in real life.
Right in front of him.
I know, but I'm not a little kid, I'm a grown-ass man.
I don't want to interrupt though, he's in the middle of something, I'm going to ask
I've been a man I've been doing I've been a man I've been doing it in a line three people just went half
First I hear he said when he came up to me he was like thank you for coming lacy I love your content
You literally said that when he came up to me you already said we came up twice
What?
He's like thank you so much for coming lacy I love your content
I don't know I don't know if I caught that
I don't think I've ever heard it say that.
How did I end up with a ball?
Yeah, I'm gonna go up there and say I gotta go up there and show myself.
Yeah.
We gotta show myself.
Come on.
I don't know how we're supposed to get in the queue, man.
I don't know where the queue's at.
Yep.
Oh, I can't.
It's okay.
One more.
Come on.
Let's do it.
Come on.
Oh, nobody can do it?
Nobody can do it, huh?
Oh, it's the bottom part of it.
There we go.
Nobody can do it, huh?
Oh my God, he's hiding somewhere right there.
Let's ask him.
Yo, you think that you can... Wait, do I have it right on my back?
What if he doesn't want to do it?
Oh, well, look at someone.
I will try and hand him the dirty.
Oh!
He's so good.
I
Well, I'll win bro. He missed cuz the rim
I'm shooting my shot, I'm shooting my shot, I'm shooting my shot, I'm shooting my shot.
It's a front or back?
Oh!
That's good.
Hey!
Thank you so much, bro. Appreciate the shoot.
No.
You ever play Call of Duty?
No.
Oh my god!
It's orange!
It's not real, bro.
Oh my god!
Hey, congrats, man!
How about that shot?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I think it's gay if I'm gonna sign my tattoo.
Yeah, it's not.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, bro.
I didn't- I got Luke gonna sign my tattoo!
Oh my God!
I got a free-knit! I got a free-knit!
I got a free-knit! I got a free-knit!
We got it off! We got it off!
I'm just that mission achieved.
You got the autograph, I told him I'd go get it.
He came up to me, when I asked him to sign, he was like,
yo, I watch your shoes all the time in the office.
He's like, I'm pure hilarious.
Sweater, he said it.
Whoa!
I want to introduce you to my two friends.
No, not him, not him, not him, though.
Ron and Marley.
Yeah, this is Ron and Marley right here.
Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He remembers me.
He's my boy.
We've only met three times.
I don't know if he remembers me.
I just showed him.
You hear what he said to me, dude?
He said I watch your streams all the time in the office.
I swear on every person he's had.
He's had that.
And you bought a side dress.
Look at that.
That is special right there.
Now he's with the 77.
He does it well.
And the 77.
Nobody's selling it like Luca.
You did it.
With the 77.
Wow.
You did it! With the 770!
Wow! That's tough!
No!
Man!
Easy, I wanted to get him to put too lacy, but I didn't want to ask.
Hey, isn't that a bit submissive though?
You think? Like...
Throw too lacy in there?
Because then what if you would have handed it off, like, or sold it at some point?
I don't know how much he could make.
We got a Luca ball.
We could put this side with the Luca ball down.
Ball now.
Ball as well?
Wait, didn't I dig that?
You already have a Sunday?
Not an in-person one, though.
This is crazy.
That's fire.
Andy, run the number.
That is...
Oh, God.
That's pretty awesome.
You're pretty good.
He's smiling.
Oh, God.
I can't believe it.
Are you gonna wear it tomorrow?
No.
Why not?
It's fine.
It's playing this.
Playing it, bro.
You ready to step?
You just...
You just...
You just...
He just said, Stibulonolo, you're my favorite streamer.
No, he's not.
I'm not kidding.
He was like, no way.
Stibulonolo, I watch you bro.
Like all the time, you're my favorite.
You're lying.
I swear, I swear.
What?
On God.
Yeah.
What?
No, no, no.
He just said that.
He just said that.
I'm not going to lie.
He just, he just got up the brow and is in.
Are you going to stop?
How are you, son of a....
Did I just stop by here?
You got the stuff?
Oh my God.
You thought this is like a press.
Did you say hi?
Yes.
I tapped him up.
I'd hi.
I'd hi like, I'd hi like, yo, luka, he's like,
I love your shit, man.
He said love your shit.
He knows your shit.
I watch you all the time in the off season.
He'd say hi, I see.
Oh my God, oh my God!
What am I, what am I?
What would have you watched in my life?
Why do you keep looking at it?
This is amazing!
I missed you. It's good.
It's beautiful.
Luca 77 in every fucking detail!
Fuck!
Wait, why would you not want
Luca and Lucas' favorite creator?
Are you guys Luca and Lucas' favorite creator?
Are you wrong, but they could have signed it?
Yeah.
I was wondering if you could give me a 10-day.
Let's see, should you defend Wendy?
Yes, yes, I promise I could.
Will you answer the question?
Pull me out there! Pull me out there!
Pleasure to meet you.
Oh no, I've got a 10-day for the Lakers! I just got a 10-day for the Lakers!
Rob, who like I gave you a 10-day?
I've got a 10-day! I guess I've got a 10-day.
What does that mean?
10-day contract.
I think you're like a make-up artist.
What? That's the Lakers owner.
Where? Where?
Oh my God! He shook my hand on it! He shook my hand on a 10-day contract!
What was wrong, Policke?
That's what it is!
I just met Ron Policke and he said I could have a 10-day contract!
Oh my God, it's TJ Reddick!
Yeah, TJ Reddick!
Oh my God!
He's talking to Jesse, bro!
That's a real 10-day, bro!
Coach!
Do you like it, TJ Reddick? Do you like it too?
Let's see.
I mean shout out JJ for sure but like God forbid he swaps as a coach like you don't want JJ
on the same jersey.
Yeah you're right, you're right, you're right.
Should I say hello to him though?
Should we say what's up?
What do you say?
What do I say?
What do I say?
You say hey JJ, I'm Lacey, I'm an aspiring pro-hooper, you're gonna hear about my name
one day.
Trust me, you're gonna hear about me someday.
Now be tough.
Where's the...
Where's the laser?
Hey, get him!
Hey, get him!
Nice.
Oh, close up!
Close up a little bit and you'll a tap on the shoulder?
No, no, no, no.
I'm on the back of the case.
I'm going to back up the kitchen.
Huh?
That's JJ Reddick right there.
Right here?
Look at the salt in my hands.
What the fuck?
I'm changing Reddick's sign of salt.
I'm changing Reddick's sign of salt?
That's fucked up.
JJ.
Watch this.
What's on the right?
Did he bring LeBron to the Lakers?
No.
No.
Rob Palinchenin.
Who's that guy here?
Yes, he's here.
He's the Lakers GM. Where's he?
The owner.
Where is he? He's somewhere right over there in the blue.
In the blue?
Yes.
Do you guys know where he's from or not?
I just talked to him.
I just got a 10 day contract for Lakers.
Alright.
JJ!
Nice to meet you.
JJ, how are you?
Nice to meet you. I'm a Resvature.
Thank you.
I'm a Spider and Hooper.
Oh nice.
I'd love to play for the Lakers
If you want to give me a 10 day contract, I'll give you a 10 day contract.
Okay, maybe next year.
Okay, yeah, so let me know.
Didn't seem like a yes.
I asked for a 10 day contract on the language.
Guys, you've got to take a different approach when trying to... yeah.
What's that, maybe next year?
Maybe next year?
I said about you darn Wendy.
Wendy, worry about Samuel Ronaldo.
Wait, you don't even have an ACL.
You're not gardener?
The mother drops 80 on you.
It was love of ten days.
Love of ten days.
And I've got a sock in my, uh, in my pants.
That's a big way.
What's up, bro? How you doing?
Love you, stuff, buddy.
It's great to meet you.
Yeah.
Is something meeting?
Oh, yeah, let me get...
He's the GM.
He's the best day of my life, bro.
As a kid, growing up, watching the Lakers being the biggest Lakers fan,
meeting all these people is crazy, bro.
Like, genuinely, I want to cry.
You guys don't understand.
I want to cry right now.
This is crazy.
Somebody took that jersey, right?
No, no, no, I would never do that, I'm just saying.
But if somebody took that jersey,
I would earn it like I was a billboard.
I would literally suit that guy.
I would suit that shirt, you see.
Like, suit him to what, though?
Like, what do you even have?
I'd find 10 different things on top of the thing they
didn't like suit them.
And their whole family in the dirt for the rest of their lives.
Yeah!
This is like, yeah, this is destroying my eyeball.
What?
I've been in here and I met Luca, J.J. Redick, and Rob Pullinger.
What did you say, Redick?
You just missed it.
Did you just miss it?
Did you say Redick was here?
Yes.
I asked him to order.
He asked for a 10-day contract.
He said no.
Well, did you have the owner?
Yeah, he said that, so I think I'm on ice right now.
So when is the contract start?
I don't know.
He said if I can guard Webby, I get a 10-day.
You got me with formal seats?
Yeah, of course, of course.
I'm a player now.
So me before a dollar, right?
Yeah, and she doesn't know about basketball.
I
Okay, I'm just gonna bet a dad doesn't make a single ball
What is it?
The only son's gonna make it to the backboard promise
Albus G. Nebus
He takes his trick shots!
He's gonna step up to the pitch!
That's not about to end, right?
Yeah, and you have 14 seconds.
14 seconds.
Wait, wait, wait, what's the score?
Got it?
Yeah.
I just picked up from the rack.
3, 2, 1.
Go!
Go!
Here you go.
I love this place.
I love this place.
I love my place.
A little extra credit?
A little extra credit?
Wait, I got to talk.
I want it! I want it!
What do I wait?
That's the point of sale.
We'll show you what you want to do with it.
I'll show them your code and they'll give you a prize.
I'm gonna dinner with Luca.
Are you gonna see what's behind all the prizes?
Make all of them, make all the shots.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I have to make all three?
I can't believe I just met them.
I made that one the whole time.
Yeah, that's right.
Right?
Yeah, I don't know how many guys hit it.
She was not a shot to you.
She hit it all day or?
It's flat.
It's flat.
So you can do it.
You can do me the biggest serve right now.
I guess not.
I guess not.
You're doing a thousand three point challenge.
Why?
I got a way to line.
I don't want to ask anything.
I want to line suit.
Shot it.
I do think.
What?
I'm not.
I think it's terrible.
I think it's terrible.
I didn't even claim it.
He shot CK.
How many shots am I?
I got five shots, but I was too close.
What's he doing?
Game time!
Nice attack.
I'm going first?
I'm going the other.
I'm trying to win the first!
How did you play it?
How did it work?
So once you get one shot, you get to hit it when it goes up and down.
But as soon as it starts, as long as it goes, you don't want to challenge.
I only get one shot!
I only get one shot to win the challenge.
So you make it, win, no.
One shot!
Alright, I'm shot!
I'm on 3 of us, on 3 of us!
Alright, I'm on 3 of us, I'm on 3 of us!
How many tries do I get?
So I gotta wait till it gets as low as possible.
Yeah, if you can, if you can.
You're kidding me!
I'll say it now.
When? Apparently all the lakeers are also shot.
All right, all right, hold on
One shot, one shot
Wait, okay yeah, yeah
Alright, alright, so you got whenever
I'm a going to the right
Where does it matter where you shoot it from?
Wait, that's good
Keep it a little higher
No, no, no
Right here
Right there
One shot.
One shot.
Oh!
All right.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
Go, ladies.
So I can go right now.
Who wants to win this one, man?
You want to go?
No, no, no.
I don't think this is a mystery crisis.
Wait.
Really? One chance?
But one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted.
One money to capture it.
There you go.
Yes!
I'm two for two right now.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do I win?
So you got like prizes that get out of the shop.
Prices?
I'm not even sure.
I think it's a shirt though.
I'm pretty sure.
I know there's a couple other, like, march for the event, but...
Dude, that's it! That's it! That's it!
Oh, they're fucking down!
I can't see it right here.
Okay.
I know, I know.
I know, I know.
Watch out!
Oh, man!
Oh, my bad, that was a bad one.
Dude, right there!
Did you really like that?
Fuck that!
I'm gonna shoot you up in there!
Let's go here and see if we need to go down here.
Great, I'm not done yet. I won both games so far.
I made it!
Do you know if I win if I get all three?
I think you're gonna win everything. I think it's gonna be in your fan pass and they'll let you know of there.
Okay.
Oh
Great amazing wow perfect candy hearts and bracelet. Thank you
I did not break
I almost hit it
That's it, the back guard clinked
Oh my god
Toss it up, break it's breaking people
He's on stream heads
What's it do?
I'm dead, fuck you
Let's go check what's in here
We haven't checked out this area yet
Little Lucas Candy Shop!
What's the best candy you guys got here?
What's the best candy you like to eat?
You like chocolate?
You like gummy?
You like sour?
You like all candy?
You like all candy?
All candy?
I'll give you a little bit of everything.
I'll do some of these gummy bears.
Thank you.
And then what is this right here?
This is cinnamon candy.
This is cinnamon candy.
This is cinnamon candy.
This is cinnamon candy.
Ooh, I'm gonna skip the cinnamon.
Okay, that's all right.
Chocolate balls?
I'll do some chocolate balls.
For sure.
Thank you so much.
Chad, it's you,
because I have to try this.
It's disrespectful to what I know.
Um, what are these?
The balls.
All the balls here?
Uh, this is chocolate,
and then we have the chocolate caramel.
Okay.
What are those?
Lots of knowledge, so there's a good one.
Oh god.
Ooh, God.
Ooh, can I do some of the rings?
Thank you.
Chad, they're Lucas balls.
I gotta try them.
Thank you so much.
Fuck.
He's not that shot at all.
Try a look at me there.
Pretty solid.
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
I just went off for a 10 day contract. I'm about to leave you.
Really? You taking it or rejecting it?
I think I'm taking it.
Head out to the court.
He said he needs me to lock down Wendy next year.
You think you got it?
I think so.
I'm his first man.
I'll take him down next time.
What's this?
Hi!
What's this station?
With Luca?
With Luca!
You know it's all about the trash talk.
How do I do it?
Trash talk.
Trash talk move.
Say it?
No, it's just a photo with the trash talk.
Projected onto you.
Okay, got it.
All the poses? You can hold this. You're a meat-header with it?
How do I know what it's saying?
What do I know?
Thank you so much.
Oh, yeah.
That's the other one right there.
I do, yeah.
I do here.
W33.
Oh, Stanley?
Thank you so much.
What's over here?
Last pop mail service?
Mr. Beastie?
I wasn't the Mr. Beastie yet.
Oh yeah, I was the guard you were talking to.
With the mask?
I called you Air Rack.
What's that?
I called you Air Rack.
I think you did, yeah.
You're not Air Rack.
I am not.
Where are you just?
Oh, I know what's going on here.
You got paid to come here and tell me that you're not Aira.
Okay, alright, Aira, we're doing that.
Pretty deep.
We're trying to look at the walls yet?
What's that?
The walls?
Nah, it's alright.
We're trying to look at the walls.
I'm going to try to look at the walls.
Do you have another bunny ready?
We have more.
What's in there?
I'm on a meat road.
You don't need to introduce me to my man.
I'm going to introduce you.
Yeah, introduce me.
I'm going to go look at my boy, Silk.
He's so smooth, too smooth.
You know how.
It's a quick one, OK?
It's a quick one, OK?
Do you think I can do it?
No, I think I can do it.
Oh, what?
Just you.
Just you.
I
Achieve my mission
I'd like to have a sign Thursday I do but not one that he signed with me
Seven seven should have had a real Lacey. Well should have had a right your name under it. All right. That's what I say
What did he do?
What did you do?
I was like, no.
Say yo.
I said, how are you doing?
Hello.
I was like, are you doing it?
My brothers said, no.
They're overwatched.
My brothers said, I don't have time.
That's all, yeah.
That's the aura.
That's the Order of King Luca!
Taco's here, huh?
What's Luca's favorite?
It's gonna be the cookie dog.
The 7-7? I'll be back for Luca.
It says Luca's fave.
How do I always somehow find my way getting food?
Thank you so much.
You hold on to this, that's why you do this.
Oh, a little pick in a blanket.
Whoa!
A pick in a blanket?
Yeah, they call it Slovenian sausage.
Really?
Yeah, it's rloka.
No, it's rluka.
What?
It's rluka.
I have to do it, then, right?
I gotta do it, it's rluka.
You got it, baby.
You don't have to do it.
What is this?
Slovenian sausage.
You're a Slovenian.
What the hell is this?
Oh, no!
I don't want to see you!
Oh, my baby!
I'm not gonna see you!
I'm not gonna see you!
Andrew!
You're welcome!
Yeah, you gotta go!
I'm not gonna see you!
You're this guy, there's no reason.
I'm not gonna see you!
Where'd you go that's the way.
Oh, my baby!
I'm not gonna see you!
I'm not gonna see you!
I'm gonna go to the washroom!
Get in here!
Get in here!
I'm gonna go to the ice cream!
I'm gonna go to the ice cream!
I'm gonna go to the ice cream!
You got that one?
I'm gonna go to the ice cream!
Dude!
You gotta get the 707!
This is so good, bro!
Oh my god!
Everybody go to Ron's Shack and Sam Lacey just met LeBron.
Go to Ron's Shack.
Watch out Matt, he'll get you.
They said you gotta ask him to get away from me.
Ask him to get away from me?
What?
Who's that ass?
That's my dog!
I'm gonna call him later!
I don't know why I didn't make the time to say hello to you.
I don't know why he said that.
I don't know!
That was crazy.
Bro!
I can't believe we got back to the bar.
You were not me at the bar, right?
I talked to Luca.
He said it wasn't that bad.
Look, he didn't say nothing to him.
I just went out to him and I said,
was it that bad when he talked to Silky?
And he said it wasn't that bad.
He's not even over there anymore.
He was right.
He said it was only bottom five worst combos he's had this year.
Bottom five worst combos.
That's not that bad!
Right, right, right.
That's not the best.
The fact he opened the stream looks so disappointed.
Wait, I gotta do this one.
Hold this for me while I have this.
Okay?
Should I go for a bank or should I just shut it?
This is hard.
Lots of good shots.
Oh my god, I do remember you now.
What's the technique here?
I'll be trying to you get.
Let's do it! Let's do it! I'm always down!
I'll be tries to you get!
That should be two minutes.
Yeah, I did find out that there is a seabed fry and got seared on that's a zebra.
Oh cool!
I was wondering if we could use that for last.
I went to a bunch of happy holocausts from the Buster XT Park, NBA, NHL.
Yeah man, let's do it! Let's do it! I'm always down!
Yeah, do you mind if I take your escalator?
You take this right here?
Okay for sure.
That's the tech, you got to get either go back rim or back board.
I'm thinking back board.
Like any variation you want.
I got to get this to come.
Yeah.
See back board.
Nice, nice.
Place back board to the tech.
Is it?
That's the tech.
This is the last stop I need.
Backboard. 100% backboard.
What's your name?
Ah, Lacey.
Ah, Lacey.
Ah, Lacey.
Come on man, we're not shooting from right here?
Yeah.
Right there?
Right there.
Yeah, I need to make this.
What?
Right there.
Where's your ball?
Right there.
Right there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'll do that for you!
No!
Please!
Yes!
At the buzzer!
Yes!
Oh my god, at the buzzer!
At the buzzer!
I got one.
The buzzer, I got it.
One out of three.
Did you just win that?
No, I got a loop of the signing.
Isn't this sick?
Stone in the room?
It's getting free.
It's crazy.
It's tough.
Let's fucking go, bro.
Let's fucking go.
It's amazing, bro.
Wait, you have one already, right?
I feel like so strong.
That's tough.
That's a good sign.
He's right there!
Where'd you get that from?
It's from my girlfriend.
10 bucks
Where
It's the body that is responsible.
That is dead.
Another try, man.
Sora!
It's injured.
Hi, bro!
I got a knife! I got a knife!
Thanks. I get a picture.
Tony, can you take a picture?
Oh cool!
Oh that's sick!
Hey Lace, I hope you beat your cameraman bro!
You beat your cameraman?
Hell nah!
None of the jobs, fuck you!
Tom Brady?
Those are cool!
Oh this is my guy, look at what he's doing!
He's so good!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
My god
Even when he thinks he missed it go here. This is magnificent. That's me to rock
Where do I clean my private
I won all the games.
Yeah, I'm gonna go on the prize.
On the prize? I'm excited.
I'm excited.
All of them.
Yeah, I got the video.
I got the video.
I got the video.
Oh, God.
It's not just a video.
It's not just a video.
You're shot.
Not this way.
All right.
No way Drake's here.
No way Drake is here.
You're trolling.
Where?
We've got some good food for you guys.
We did all the birch and everything.
We got some good shit for you guys.
Really?
I'll complain to you.
I'm here at the waxed factory.
You've got me hips?
No way.
I have waxed in.
Let's have Luca!
Luca got me a gift!
What?!
Where do I claim my prices?
I'm not sure, man.
Over here we have the power.
Are these free?
Yeah.
Really?
Open yourself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, that was, I'd say, hey, darling.
Long paid?
I got flowers.
I love to see it, many of them are false.
It hurts it.
Oh!
Is this where I redeem my prizes at?
How do you do it?
Is this where I redeem my prizes?
It's a charm.
Can I have your Shopify?
My Shopify.
Wait, like this?
Yep, and I'll scan it for you.
So it scans through there.
After the iPad.
Oh, I see you want some stuff.
I want everything.
I'm a competitor.
I see it.
Yeah, well, you got a bunch of things.
Let's see.
You want some presents?
Oh, you want some presents?
Yeah.
So you want some of my shirts, I see.
Heart candies, so we can wear a scarf,
and a t-shirt.
Yeah.
And a t-shirt, what size are you doing?
Uh, uh, extra large next to it.
Yes.
It's from my dad. He's a fat guy, so...
Hey, man, I'm wearing something.
Yeah.
Don't you?
Perfect.
And is there anything else you would like to purchase?
I would just like to review your prices.
Alright, is there anything exclusive to this again?
Um, we have the gray hat.
That's exclusive that you are allowed to purchase.
You can have that online.
I'll leave it on the side and then...
Ah!
What about, like, are you an employee's exclusive?
That's not like a keychain.
How much is this?
Are they gonna give me a head?
She better suck me off.
They all do the same thing?
I think I'll just do my gifts.
So I have your t-shirt and hipster large size.
You are a very candy pop-up and then you're sold in my wristbands.
Thank you so much.
You will get an email for C and then you're going to pick it up right here on the left-hand side.
There's a little window.
Thank you so much.
You got it.
Wow.
What's this little puddle?
What is this?
This is the other part.
This is the other part.
Introducing...
Little Love!
Okay, this thing's it.
You should reduce the job.
Fuck you.
I'm here to play my gips.
What's your name?
Should be Nick or Lacey.
Did you just buy him?
I won then.
Won then?
Yes.
Uh, wristband, a shirt, and, um, one other thing.
It's candy hearts.
Yes, Nick or Lacey, not sure which one it would go under there for a win.
You went shopping for a win?
I won. I won every game.
Oh, that's what the prize is for.
More proof why I should be drafted.
I literally did not miss a single shot in the shooting games.
Just making that a point.
Putting that out there.
Stop!
There's something in the first one, the trick shot.
I'm bouncing a ball into the hoop in the game.
Okay, yeah that's valid.
I mean, listen bro, you're not going to be the last pick.
That's what we know for sure.
You're definitely not going to be the last pick.
It's under your email?
Why would it be under my email?
That's caught a I got me showing him in 4k bit rate Brad. That is pretty dope. That is pretty dope
That is pretty fucking dope frame that with
With your ball
It's just a different system since you want it
Thank you so much
So you didn't actually buy it not on it I bought a pack of cards
Oh
That's love, you know, I'm gonna grab on a way out
Yeah
I guess I'm giving my girlfriend a bunch of free flowers from a shitty ass event.
Fuck I look like her.
They said go to register.
Got it.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
Right.
I said shitty flowers from an event.
They're free flowers.
I give my girlfriend free flowers.
He said come to the register to get my gifts.
I should be able to get them right over there, but I can double check-
I'm playing a little blue-ray game.
No, I don't play blue-ray games.
I'm going to check for you right now.
I can go do it.
I can go ask.
I'm an alumnus right now.
Don't worry about it.
I don't want to use a chat.
I don't want to use a chat.
I don't want to use a chat.
What?
Oh no.
Hey dude.
Wait a minute.
You're going to claim my gifts?
Uh, yeah, here to claim my gifts,
come over here and get them.
You talk to the register?
The register will send it here.
No, no, no, you'll get them here, but if you talk to the register, then they'll send it here.
Let me go grab it for you.
You get it?
Not yet.
He tells me he'll tell me.
Back to the register.
He told me to come to the register, and he'll send it over there.
Can I see your shop in front of you one more time?
One more time, yes, of course.
I'm so sorry about that.
I don't know, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Is there any card you can get in here?
Just get it in here.
Yeah, he couldn't find it. I'll see if I can find it this way, okay?
So we're at the moment against you, so this is our last time we were right.
Thank you so much, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
I told you Jeff, this is ten times hard, okay?
Lacey or Nick? Yeah.
They might not have it.
Lacey? Perfect, thank you so much, man.
Everything I ever wanted
Wow, oh wow
Apparently Drake's here
Yeah.
Sure.
What?
What's up with this man?
Oh, sorry.
It's good to see you.
It's what for us?
Can you give me a meal or no?
No, please.
Can I get one for me and my dad's over there?
Thank you so much.
Just kidding. My dad's on the other side.
Thank you.
I haven't eaten all day!
I've never had brochis in my life.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Is it bad if I put the jersey in the bag?
They keep coming up to me and giving me free samples of shit, but I'm getting fooled.
You should say no.
Nah, I feel rude doing that.
No, it's 100% optional.
I'm in line for a drink.
My real cheese pretzel.
Real cheese pretzel.
With beer, is it cheddar cheese?
With beer.
My dad's over there.
You mind if I grab one for him?
Yeah.
Thanks so much.
This one for me and my dad.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
hold it!
hold it!
hold it!
what?
hold it for me!
bro
you got it
you got it
you got it
what?
hold it
hold it
i have an e-nog
I need not be taking so much.
Chad, there are little tiny samples growing.
Ten of them eat with one sandwich.
Excuse me, ma'am.
What the fuck, ma'am?
Do you have any idea where the sample room is?
Like where they come out of with the food?
Right there.
I think I'm better off to squawk him.
Thank you
Excuse me sir
Excuse me
If you're all dead you mind if I have a little sip
Thank you so much
Oh, it's all right here
Short red slide, short red
Short red?
I'm eating all that
Thank you
Very good!
Very good!
I haven't eaten all day!
Oh, you found a little chicken, huh?
Thank you so much.
That's damn my life.
I met Luca and they're just shoveling me free food like it's nothing.
Washed it.
Thank you so much, I appreciate it. Thank you.
I know. I might just hide in the back.
Is that ass?
I'm getting a little full.
I got you!
I know!
Thank you so much!
I'm gonna go there!
I found the Spongeburt!
You're fooling us out!
Now do what you're doing!
I found a Spongeburt!
What was the best one?
Slovenian sausage by far!
I was trying to tap in with the grilled cheese!
They got a...
You sure about that?
You sure about that?
You're about to be added to it!
This is going to be the Luca Lacey!
I'm going to be the first to get it!
I'm going to be the first to get it!
This is going to be the Luka Lacy.
You want me to sign him on at Luka?
You want me to keep it off to the side?
You don't deserve it.
You feel like you didn't?
Nope.
Nope.
I'm ready to get involved with you.
I'm going to devalue you at that day.
That's going to play by him.
Yeah.
What's that?
Awww!
You give me a kiss?
No, it's a parachute.
A kiss!
Well I gotta get into the back somehow, bro.
You wanna run on the shambles?
Knock knock. Excuse me?
Mind if I come in the back and check out the samples?
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Oh wow, this is where all the magic's made though, huh?
No, no, let me check back. I don't think you're in trouble. Of course not.
Back of house only.
Oh, I was just trying to see the samples. I was looking for that's all
Great food by the way you guys are cooking up back there love the pigs in a blanket love them
I got a grip of pack with 100 of them let's rip a pack and I slide I'm down
should you go say bye to our boy yeah here say by the look up yeah yeah look
We're out. Thank you for having us appreciate you so much, but it was a lot of fun. Yeah
We gotta wait. He looks like
He's in the middle of a conversation
Right
Wait, they're gonna play
Just took a flick hold on wait for it. He's in a cussing right now. Yeah when it's cussing his ends
I'll say all right, bro. Thank you for having us. Hey, yeah
We'll get about here
We're taking a flick though
He has so much more I might have to get a I might have to get a flick with him though
Now I got already a straight pick. Yeah
and the string pick is kind of already cool.
What are you gonna do with this jersey?
I'm gonna play with it.
With the Luca ball?
My absolute.
My absolute.
Not bad, not bad.
All right, let's just give a second
for his cussing to end and then we'll start.
You know what I'd say, Regent?
Yeah, it might be infinite one.
Infinite, all right, we have to kind of join.
I'm just trying to say thank you.
Oh my god.
He said, I'll see you next time.
He said, I'll see you next time.
He said I'll see you next time he said I'll see you next time
I'm getting fooled.
Bound ya.
You wanna grab one of those?
One more and I'll buy some.
Yeah, I don't know where I'm gonna...
I can't find the guy that said that.
Yo, yeah.
Someone came up to me and said that Luke had got us gifts.
Yeah, I don't know if he did.
I don't know where that guy went.
He said they're upstairs.
What was it again?
What's that?
I don't remember who told me anything.
I don't know, Chad, you guys are telling me to find a guy in a bed with hundreds of people
like a parachutes what do you mean what do you mean all it's gonna be is a
jacket a parachute
well so guys there's a guy with long hair and a hat he was like yeah he's like
Wex wex and luka got you some gifts from the merchants like some merch. Oh
Like a little loot drop. I don't know. Yeah, there's a lot of packages back there, but
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
I think it's nice to meet you.
I've got one guy.
Is it that guy?
Yeah, it's that guy.
What is it?
Oh, what's the hell right there? I haven't eaten all day.
Yeah, I'm not gonna like try to look you know what I mean.
Guys, what is the clip gonna do?
I think there's hundreds of people here.
I'm not gonna go around the whole place trying to scout someone down.
Chad Bear, watch the clip. What is that gonna do?
Okay, watch him to cliff.
Okay, I see the guy, what is that going to do for me?
So y'all want me to go around the event on a fucking scavenger by trying to find someone?
Yeah, it's okay.
Let's do it.
My God, right here.
Is that him?
Not him.
How you doing, bro?
Bring it to that jacket.
I've been in a half-war competition, so I still gotta give me the jacket.
And that's aura, bro.
Fuck, man.
I don't know what y'all want me to do.
Who's that? Why is everybody cleared out?
William, you know that.
Come on, something's going on.
What's up?
I'm not liking that. I'm not even thinking about it.
I got both of you guys.
I was looking for you.
I think we were going to wait to grab that and that set out.
Let's go!
I'm gonna go grab the X really quick and then we'll get you guys out.
Okay, cool.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Are you gonna be right here?
What are you doing here?
On the bench.
Found him, Jeff.
Thank you.
On your six.
I'm okay.
I'm cool.
Thank you.
I ate too much.
Bye.
Every time I walk around.
I'm too full, man.
I ate too much food.
Man, I ate too much food.
Dude, I really got a 10-day Lakers contract.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
But Luca was really like, yo, I love watching your streams, huh?
Lacey signs 10-day contract with Lakers.
I made a headline!
I'm not forcing you to find that.
We have boxes for you to actually return.
That's just an accident.
No, I don't think so.
Like that.
Take the grab stuff.
I'll size it.
I tell.
Excellent.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
They've never been there for this sex to meet.
You go.
Hey, it's Luca nice meeting you today.
Yeah, you're good.
That's not him.
Dude!
You know the way out of this sex to meet.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, he just had a picture.
He's got a selfie.
All right.
Is it looking nice feeding you?
He even said a selfie, dad!
That's him right there.
He said a selfie, dad!
No way I just leaked Luca's number! What?!
Where did I get that at right now I'll be you just get custom dirty like that on the spot
not yet order you gotta order from the NBA website
damn brah really yo I'm changing my bus I change my bio to Lakers player for the
next 10 days I'm changing my bio
Mods, can you guys change titles to official, like, pull like, official NBA Lakers player in the title, please?
22-year-old...
Lakers player...
Land...
and...
Fjord.
So shake now.
Damn, bro.
Shoutouts at Rob, man.
Shoutouts at Rob, bros.
JJ Reddick didn't want to sign me, but...
This is a...
What?
You saw the headline?
What?
You see
Battery
Lakers sides 10-day contract with the Lakers
It's official headline official headline chat. I signed
I got a switch
You guys are amazing.
Luca, go on, do this.
Oh my god, Luca!
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
Luca!
No!
Oh
The varsity jacket, I see you
W Luca
Is it a card?
Is it a card?
Oh my God!
I got a card from Luca!
I got a card from Luca!
This is from my first 7-7 X drop.
Hope you like it. Enjoy the candy.
If you're in LA for all-star-reethan,
keep an eye out!
You're invited!
You're invited!
You're invited!
You're invited!
You're invited!
You're invited!
Oh my God!
I got invited all-star weekend!
From Luca!
From Luca! Luca is invited all-star weekend!
Wait, what?!
Luca invited me to all-star weekend!
Yeah, you gotta go.
Like, you gotta... what's it called?
I don't know!
NBA, you've got to make my wish come true!
Luca invited me! Please get me courtside tickets to all Star Weekend!
Please, NBA, please!
If I invited by Luca, you don't need the NBA.
He texted you. You've got to dump her.
And he got me a shirt!
Candy!
Tastes just like them.
You want what?
Hey, Mike, it's time to get up out of here.
Yeah, I agree.
Bro, it's been the best day of my life!
Okay, hey, Hunter. Be right on.
It's been the best day of my life!
Nice.
Come on!
Let's get up out of here.
Thank you so much and tell Luca, thank you for the invite to All Star Weekend.
I'm going to All Star Weekend!
Thank you so much.
Tell Luke guys that thank you.
So much loot.
Luke said he loves me.
He didn't say that I lied.
He didn't say shit.
Luke, I love you.
I love you.
Shit, Luca did not say that.
Oh my gosh.
It's been the best day of my life.
Dude, I met Luca.
He signed my jersey.
He gave me a free jacket.
And he invited me to All-Star weekend.
These are all things that happen, yeah.
Except for maybe the last thing, but yeah.
No, it's set in the car. It's set in the car.
It said you are invited to all-star weekend. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got invited. We gotta go. Yeah, we have to go. Well. Yeah, I mean I'm down
We have the 3v3 then after I went down I was probably gonna swing through
How you doing man
Oh, that's me.
No, they watched it right here.
You're trying to know.
He posted me?
No, he did not.
Thank you so much.
No, he didn't.
Did I take an Apple Pay or anything?
I could take it.
I mean, he's bothered like you want to tip it off to anyone.
I could tip it with digital or not.
Oh, yeah.
I often watch it.
Yeah, you have cash at birth.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Hold on.
You could get ass in fighting.
I look good in the jersey.
Where?
So, look at the straight.
Look at the straight.
You see a tall, my God.
I don't know.
I'm gonna get the trends and assume he's in the NBA.
Hey, can I have it?
No.
Off camera for a little bit?
Cut that shit out.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Cut that shit out.
I don't know.
Cut that shit out.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm being a vet, I can't still do that.
How you doing, man?
I don't have my ticket.
It's Mercedes AMG SL63 matte black $4,500 custom paint with yellow.
It's a Mercedes with no roof.
Yellow calipers and yellow stitching.
All right, ladies, I'm taking credit.
Okay, buddy.
I
Fuckin do a Lakers player bro if you're get on my chat dude get on my chat. I'm a Lakers player now, right?
I don't know. I gotta talk to Rob
What sports app is that?
a little bit. Not a dash out.
Brought us insane.
Luca did not post me on what?
On his shoe account?
Luca Don Kicks.
Showcasing the sneakers of Luca.
Oh my god, mom I made it, mom I made it!
Mom, I made it!
Where's my car, dude?
Oh, I thought it...
Okay, talk to Jack.
You got about 20 valet get drivers?
Bro, Luca gave me a custom Jackie.
That's so sick.
Hi, Rio.
I got your car gang.
Yo just stole the black 2026 AMG SL 63 guys
Imagine my car just pulls up right now and it's Luca in the driver's seat.
He goes, yo, Lil Le, hop in the whip.
I hop in the whip.
He goes, end your stream.
I just want to kick it, just me and you.
And we ride off into the sunset, and then we pick up Austin Rees and LeBron on the
way there, and we all just go get dinner and go to the beach and watch the sunset.
Get a little worried here, get a little worried here about my car.
He's too tall for your car.
Wait, you don't have to realize that NBA players can't really get like supercars.
Yeah?
Yeah, Shaq can't get a supercars.
I sent Brian because the customer likes the tickets.
Oh no, he doesn't take his own fuck.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh no, Chad, GG.
Luca has a Bugatti?
Well yeah, but I mean that's Luca dude.
Luca does what Luca wants.
Luca can get whatever he wants, bro.
Yeah, I should be here soon, guys.
Thank you, man.
I'm kind of emotional right now, Chad.
I deadass want to cry right now, bro.
You guys don't understand.
know from Pennsylvania like I was literally born and raised a Kobe Bryant
fan and I've been a Lakers fan since like I was just a kid and I just met
Luca JJ Redick and Rob Polinka and got a cut I got a custom signed Jersey and a
custom varsity jacket
I'm not a bad shot at all.
It's the other party coming in.
Wait, y'all think I'll start for the Lakers in my 10 day or no?
Why are people mad?
Why are people mad about me signing the Lakers saying Rob needs to be putting the right pieces around the team?
Is signing me not putting the right pieces around Luca?
He needs shooters on a wing, 3 and D defenders. That's me. That's literally me.
Rob made a great signing. I'm telling you, I'm not gonna let y'all down in the 10 day.
All the Lakers fans out there, I promise I'm not letting y'all down.
I promise.
We need a looker like the dynamic duo, bro.
That's really my dog.
I'm channeling on kidding, you guys couldn't see it because they asked us to put the camera
down.
Oh my God, look how sexy my car looks for now.
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you so much, man.
I appreciate you.
Lacey, may I put this in the trunk?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, how do you open the trunk?
I think it's this.
I think you have to open it from in the far.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Is it gonna shut?
You gotta click the button.
What button?
It's wrong.
Oh, shoot.
Thank you so much.
Do you guys need to...
Uh, yeah.
We can cash it.
We can cash it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should.
I'm sorry, bro.
Thank you so much, dude.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
Yeah
And not everybody carries cash on them bro
I
I literally just asked him and said can I tip and he said oh yeah we take cash
I said only cash he's like yeah I don't have cash what do you want me to do I
can't you want me to start this farm cash like I'm a leprechaun but a
fucking pot of gold he says he says complimentary to the event but they do
take tips but I'm cash that's a simple
I'm gonna play my love, you're gonna play me
Play my love, you're gonna play me
That voice mess like Car-Law's
Me way post-loving, grab my head a-lo-ve
Oh, put me on the ground, let me take a-mall-o-ve
Oh, sign my buddy, but I'll strip him all off
What you doin' man, I'm full of Car-Law
My friends don't stand by me, Car-Law
Car-Law, yeah, man
Pretty f-
Karma will be good on you
I can't do something that's physically impossible.
I physically do not have cash on me to tip someone.
Fuck you mean karma will be good on you?
Little massage, how about a show?
Uh, but these are bucket seats and I had massages.
I swear, I thought I had massages.
No.
What? I swear.
We can go to the light now, I'm gonna destroy
We're gonna test what we're doing well
So they can't show my real nature, babe
Better cut the fire, I'm ready with your voice
Now I'm ready, I'm gonna stay my mind
I don't have any patience, I'm ready cause we're playing
I ain't got hands, let me play
Prince
Every day is a secret, I'm up
That's why I did the best, but I still know it's not enough
I can't get all my haters, I don't know if you're the one
You know why you're out of block, you have to know it's not good
I'm just taking trips in case I wanna show you how to live
I see it, I can see it, you're out in the ocean
You don't gotta tell me till I know how to pick
I see that I'm so beautiful, it's hot down my face
You know I need photos, tell my show and get me stayed in hate
Then you blow up in my face, you know I was telling lies
But you're one, I see it, babe, right, you gotta be goodbye
You don't gotta say it, babe, none of that's gonna hit you, babe
Another one takes no more, babe, please, just tell me what you're doing, babe
Tell me what you're doing, babe, tell me what you're doing, babe
Tell me what you're doing, babe, tell me what you're doing, babe
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know what though.
What's like Rob, Suki, and Mara with an adaption?
How do you do it, anyway?
Hey, anybody want to let me go?
Nope, you're an asshole.
You're a dickhead.
Thank you so much.
You're amazing.
What's the front door saying?
Wait, everybody just done that?
I'm not a speedbassist, right?
He jerks the roads so I can't skip him.
But wait!
But wait!
I'm gonna shoot a cop in the face!
I
Know what you're doing is right now. He's getting some grace right there. Oh my god
No, but not gonna literally went into the left lane and cut off like three old people
He's a fucking ass. It was more than three. I told you this fucking grandparents on a fucking hurt you
So you lost I wasn't even racing this thing
You cut me off and I still some of my rear-view mirror. I was like, oh, but I don't worry. He's high getting gas
Sounds like we got to race it. Yeah
Let me drive my segment
Come on in. Oh
You guys left too early to get your
Boxes, but they could send them. What was it in the box?
There's always in there right there the jacket jacket yeah, but you're also weekend. They said though. They could send them
No, I got personally by my Luca
I guess you did.
Oh I didn't. What do you say to me?
Show him the car.
I know I invented it too.
30 minute job right now.
We can do a designation...
What horse?
No, no, no, no.
Your horse has more horsepower than my car.
What's his 500 horsepower?
No, no, no, no.
Wait, how much horsepower is yours today?
600.
No, no, no, no.
No, that's a turbo. I'm scared.
You know what I'm saying? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Bro, you wear makings in my tongue.
Bro, you know what I'm saying?
If I fucking look at it, we're like, $50,000 a month.
You did not.
Yes, you did not.
You did not. I'm scared.
Here it is.
If you're in LA for All-Star Weekend, keep an eye out.
You're invited from Luca.
You're a clown.
He's got a thing right who's falling
Wait there's kind of like the same shit you have silk now
There's a drop top no, no, no, this is the SL
No, I got a GT get the SL
It's not the same.
It's not the same.
It's not the same.
Wait, you don't got a convertible?
No, I don't.
He's a GT.
What does that mean?
It's a GT63.
That's a little more aerodynamic.
It's way more aerodynamic.
You know he has a wing that retracts, his wing retracts.
Your wing goes up and down?
Yeah, it retracts, yeah.
His wing does not go up and down.
Oh
It's boiler actually fucking yeah, but that's that's actually that's actually the pro
Yeah, that's no it's actually the pro car. Oh for real. Yeah
Yeah, there's a cute little
Bro, this is super fucking tight. It's because that's T this is tow truck. This is crazy
And you got a
Yeah
Oh my God
Hey, like, hey, like, hey, ain't got a fucking drop there, ain't got a fuck there, shit man
It's a salt top
It's a, it's a, it's a salt top
I ain't put the roof down
You know, wind in my face is real nice
It's an entire driveway
It's the A-sit, you have a bed, you just A-sit
Easily
Yeah, so I'm saying you got the best beds
You got the best beds in here, Lacey
It's not no fire, bro
Oh, I like this shit, fire
That's literally a salt top
We gotta ask you Vs, but he got the sport, like you're gonna cut up
You're the only one in here
You're the only one in here with a coupe
Yeah
No fuck
No, you got two
Cool
Wait you have to map like paint you
$7,000 the Magno white yeah, I actually go look it up. Yeah, thank you
Oh
That's different mind the mind-stop pain it's right
It's getting a call bus. I'm on don't worry about it. Are you asking weed on your car? Shit?
Yo, Ron, I got a look at I did to it look at I did to you up the hill ready
When you came up well when I was parking you about a B&B
when I was parking on the side I'm gonna give my son's gloss black though wait
are these not magnesium? I don't know. Oh you're cooked down. I did bad bro. Wait isn't it if he chips it you got to replace the hole like
I can't just powder coat it? I don't think he's on a periodic table. Oh my god you're so smart. I love that.
They had it at all keys I was like I was I broke it the baby back I was looking he's told me that they're a hundred K
over sticker price because they're so rare yeah I got it so when I was about to go when I was about to go get
with Jason it was at like 215 at the time damn you know what that's how you
got a good like Cardi got it Cardi got a soggy yo that's one yo what you
brought was thinking about it but I'm like I couldn't go soft on me
wait just a sec on me back you think that one yeah it's just a bit back
interior wait wait how does it look with the with the top off yes it looks
way better can you take it over you can't do what you keep
I'm gonna show you what mine is, so mine, you just walk up right here, you just hit what it needs.
Damn, your shit don't do that.
You're a little swipin' on mine.
It doesn't go out of my mouth like that.
Damn, this shit really say AMG on the ground?
It's a hybrid?
Turn the electric part off.
But it's a gas.
No, wait, gas it a little.
Put this shit in sport.
you
you
you
you
you
I
You're jacking it
When this top is down
I
Which I'll jack me off be honest
We are in the same room for 24 hours with lotion and only tissues which I'll jack me off. You're above 18
Merk boys, y'all the Merk boys
We really the Merk boys
I got to get her know the Merck boys.
Stop, stop.
People be so weird.
In the back to back to back.
Org of the year is the Merck boys.
The Merck?
I don't know about that one.
Merck boys.
Who's winning though if we all go to the track?
We are.
Like who's like, like what cars win it?
I think now, I might take that.
One more time maybe you'll hear it.
The Merck boys.
This thing is so fucking rough.
Oh my god.
Yo, you look like a high school bully or something.
Hey, dude.
What's your Luca jacket?
You look like bling bling boys.
It's not a Luca jacket.
It's not a Luca jacket.
It's not a Luca jacket?
Oh, it's not a Luca jacket?
It's not a Luca jacket?
It's not a Luca jacket?
It's not a Luca jacket?
It's not a Luca jacket?
So it's not from Luca?
No, it's not.
It's not literally from Luca.
I don't think it is.
He's from 7-7-X. That's his brand.
Where does he say that?
This is all Elizabeth.
Yeah, right.
2026.
Is that some... this guy was that by the way?
He's a gassy.
He said you were like, bling bling boy.
Bling bling boy from Donnie Jess?
Yeah, who's that?
How old are you?
How old are you?
Yo, you know he's three years older than Luca.
and he went, you already said to Luca,
you actually didn't hear him lying and getting,
he went up to Luca, was like,
I swear to God, I don't really want to put it on.
He'll tell you himself, he was like, you play ball, right?
I didn't say that, I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
Are you playing ball?
How do you say it?
I said yo, you ever got into more problems?
He said, no, I only play Overwatch.
I said, okay.
I said, you gotta try more problems with some, bro.
He said, I don't have time.
I said, okay.
I said, okay.
He said, oh, I said, I said, so you wouldn't try?
He said, nah, I'm too busy.
And I said, OK, OK.
And I was like, oh, because you be hooping, right?
Hang on.
My brain farted.
I said, oh, because you be hooping, right?
He said, yes.
You're nervous.
You be hooping.
I didn't get nervous.
The conversation was just like, you be hooping, right?
You ever like text, well, like a look at John Chase.
You be hooping.
Yeah, you know, you're like a crumb.
He takes the girl and she's giving you the dryest
responses.
Yeah, you were a crumb, yeah.
I was a crumb.
Yeah, you were a crumb.
I was a crumb.
What?
Talking to Luca?
Yeah, yeah.
Well it was like I was trying to get a compensation out of the nigga and the nigga and I tried
to talk.
What was the jack in you?
What was the jack in you?
No, not jacking your shit.
You just, you just, you just jacking the bro.
You jacking yours?
You jacking my shit.
We even said bye to him.
He was like I'll see you around.
I put it on everything.
He said I'll see you soon.
He's like, yeah we got an outro with him too.
Yeah, an outro got a little invite to the, got a, got a, got a thing in a little
intro to the invites and all-star game right here.
Well, I love.
How did you click this up?
Did you go to CBS?
Let me see.
You're next read it's personally it's personally
Hope you like it enjoy the candy
I used to be 46
46 to 30 is crazy 30 tell me tell me balls like they don't realize yo were too
Bro, I just said 46 and 30 is crazy. I got 30 to 29
I went from I just I just I went from 26 to 29
Oh
Ron Paul I mean not y'all not a lot not all of us can spawn in with the genetics
I'm God. Yo get this. He texted he texted Ilya while I was there and Ilya embarrassed me
He came up he pulled up. He's fucking your mouth upside down fucking your mouth
I mean God. Did you hear what they said about him? What? He's like the 99th percentile of a human being they call them a superhuman
He could fuck any girl
Any girl in the world
It was top
I feel like your shit's probably about 25 now. I think my sense is probably like 21
They said
So I'm probably like 18 19 20
three, eight, nine, eight.
Is that burger up there?
I just see them jumping.
No, I don't have a cat up there right now.
What?
That's a lie.
I don't know.
Because I freaked out.
I was like.
I see the little cat, the little cat and shit that they jump on this.
What the fuck is up with you?
Oh, it's just caressing you.
That's not caressing.
He did have.
I put this on your t-shirt.
Is it a blue poof vest?
Merch.
It's not a fucking dress.
It's a shirt.
Oh, god.
I don't know.
It was a gift.
What?
I
You might have been the first to stutter on stage at the streamer awards
That was where you were at first, Charles
And I'm glad I take that
Oh really?
No, no, no, no, no, take that
Ha ha, stutter man
I'll take that
I'll take that
And the first human to do a lot of stuff
Who the fuck is Silky?
Who the fuck is a dad?
Who the fuck is Bob?
Who the fuck is Lacey?
Forget Jason
Ha ha ha ha
They said phase would be shit
Wait, what do you think?
I forgot it's my turn
I forgot it's my turn
That was me first
Well, it's been a great driveway segment so far
I'm not gonna lie
No, no, it's not done though
Oh, good extended version of the driveway segment
Okay
My name
Let's fake sexy though what?
Yo, can somebody explain me the whole fake shit. I've never understood. It's like sexy, but like I'm not gonna call you like what's fake tough
What's fake sexy like they talk like this is big time. I fake saw that's dick
Once I mean it effort about through pissing next to each other
We were never I would never hit the urinal next to you because I know that you would probably do some shit
It was the one two over I was like this lean back
Screenpeek from a urinal
Yes
We all do that though your PNX someone you got a look no you don't
There's like this one kid who put his pants all the way down my F. O. V
Like there'd be like urinals like five urinals a kid would always go to the first one
It's full naked. He had like a problem one one time when he was doing I smack this shit
No, you did it
He was full nude at the urinal ass out, okay, I felt silky shit
Wait, wait, wait, what happened?
It was awesome, like, accident, the same moment.
It's right.
It's right in Vegas, and we're outside by a pool.
It's going to be really bad.
Me, Silky, and Max, and Silky was leaning on a staircase
over a railing.
And I went to grab the staircase, and I grabbed it like this,
and I literally gripped his whole dick's off.
What the hell?
He didn't grip my dick.
He did not grip my dick.
Oh, I had.
He's like, oh, my god.
He's like, oh, my god.
What you want to know how it happened?
That's kind of.
He gripped the pole, and then when I was like this,
I was like this, awesome shit like this,
And then I was like this in my piece like what against the pole type shit, but his hand was on the pole
His hand was like this, right?
Damn, I can't even do it, because my people touch me.
Imagine this is my hand, right?
This legs the hand, it was on some shit like,
damn, I look at it.
Fuck.
What are you trying to do, Sidney?
Give it up, bro.
So it's like his fingers like right here,
it's like his fingers like right here.
So he graced a little bit.
It was also like this, like it was on a little graze,
like it was on a little graze.
So be honest, you was like no reaction,
you was like no reaction.
No, no, hang on.
Once my hand went away, no.
What's my piece, what's my hand?
Reaction was that she started poking up. I literally saw
Defending
What's about to get hard
It's about to.
All series pulled up.
Should have stayed on.
I don't know why you left, bro.
I would have met that infinite snack.
I did ask what I met Austin Reeves.
Go back, go back.
You could go back.
Do you think he's still there?
Yes.
His payment go back right now.
You should.
That's 30 minutes.
You should, you should, you should look for him.
Just tell someone there to stall for you.
Oh.
I told you what a pleasure we're gonna have.
up
Wait that is lit. Dirk is there
Oh my god, jerk is there. I'm doing all the mavericks
You might as well go back right now, and then if he's not there you can host one of us.
I
I've been DM at Austin Reeves for over a year trying to get a stream with him. I dead-ass could have met Reeves
Damn, bro
I'm not a loser brothers just like that's like like one of my favorite players
Yeah, bro, it's black history month every month for me. I got you
Why do you daffy to that brother? He's solid for that life formative bro. What do you mean?
Name five black people right now silky. No, don't name me. Don't name me. Don't name don't name any communicator
Stop thinking about it. Go
Go any content creator athlete or actor or artist
Okay, all right
Jaden vaughters
Nick Brown
He's a Sam. He's a Sam making names them high school. You said don't name. I
Don't know brother. What do you add? I
Know athletes. No no artists. It's like so I do civil rights activists only civil rights activists
Yeah, I like that. Yeah. I can name ten. I suppose it's Malcolm X. Yep. Yeah. Martin Luther King. Okay. Bang, two. Martin Luther King, Jr. Okay.
Low key, yeah. That's good. Yeah, hold on. You got two more in you. Rosa Parks. Okay. Okay.
Think about the South Africa. The effect. It's an effect. I saw speed. No, there's an effect. It's like the what effect?
LeBron the what effect he's on the dollar bill in South Africa
Barack Obama is activist I mean I mean he was a 44 black fucking president
What the fuck?
I was thinking, I was thinking that was a bad idea.
Mark, why his wife ruined lunchtime for me?
I'm gonna be honest with you.
What?
I'm just giving her a buck.
Oh, yeah, Michelle Obama, uh, vaulted Twinkies.
Took our fucking pizza away.
She vaulted Twinkies.
Oh my goodness, he got it in my pocket.
I was pissed, piece of Friday left.
There used to be purple Doritos,
and they replaced it with skinny pop.
I swear to God, that shouldn't be any mad.
They took away my pizza there.
They put pirate booty instead of fucking,
like, flaming hot Cheetos.
Wait, I'm so confused.
Like, you're talking about in high school?
Yes.
Middle school.
She vaulted Twinkies for sure.
I know she did that she was trying to feel I'm more healthy soon as well. Yeah lunches. Yeah. I'm ass. Oh, look at Nick. Is she smart?
Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, she's not wrong for a fucking fault. Didn't fucking help me.
Yeah, did not did not stop you you fell in the way. I got a glitch. Yes, I got doubles called doubles. You go out for a second. Oh, you're exploiting it.
That's how to save you, gang.
Wait, so all you had to pay for lunch in high school? Not everyone had a switcher. No, we got free for free.
He won top five basketball players here 6-5 with a beautiful swipe smile and amazing lips
Top five is Sweden, yo, I think I'll be number one
Fuck in a hood sling up the best Sweden player
Who's the best little player? Well all time now. We talk in basketball in the NBA
Who is it right now?
Not a Swedish Uber.
I even know it's a Swedish Uber.
In the NBA right now?
Yes.
Who the fuck is that?
He can name himself.
Such a right now.
Miami Heat.
Such a right now.
Who the fuck is that?
All right, best.
Yo, listen.
I will cook your shit any fucking day.
Hey.
Any time, any where.
You don't remember that one.
Where?
In the backyard?
In the backyard?
Oh.
In the backyard.
No, no, no, no.
We got club stuff.
You don't remember?
You remember what I did to you?
Yeah, go ahead.
Tell them what.
I
Marlin played it wouldn't be fair because he's too good.
Yeah, he said the same shit.
Oh, he said that.
And he said, Ron should be the last pick.
Well, we said, he only picked me up because, like,
I've been smoking this shit, that's nice.
Because you're not, who better than me?
I don't know the names of the tournament.
I don't need to swim in my brother's life.
I love you.
He's so stupid.
Cartoon as shit.
What was that?
What was that to me?
The driveway's pretty nice.
No, there's got to be a driveway.
What's he doing in the reflection?
He's spinning.
Wait, Luke is in the chat.
Bro, Luke is not in your face.
Me and the brother are chilling. Pull up.
Luke is in the chat. Look.
I got that text. Luke is in the chat. Look.
You know I don't think that's him gang it says a check mark by zoom wait, so you got hit with an actual ticket wrong
I don't want to I got a warning. Are you gonna fight it or not?
I said you
Told the police officer. I was looking at dick. I was like give me my ticket
No, we was
He was reading my chat walls on me and they're spamming like a legal exhaust
Oh my god, they were trying to sell you out. Well, y'all have had a bad experience with a cop in the later
No, yes, really? I got away knowing him once. I never told you what OC and I got pulled over
We were in phase I had my chain on he's like oh phase. I'm like, yeah
He's like I was like I'm good for it. I always say you because I feel like everyone knows
I'm good friends with face-to-dad. He's like what? No way. It works. Oh green
He said I love face. I watched him growing up. No, I'm not even gonna laugh
I've got pulled up like two or three times and the cuss like wait a second. Oh
No, no fuck no no, they said they knew me
Wait they gave you I didn't have a face change of Miami before and where's your brother was awesome
like oh like I see you around on the face once like that I'm like yeah I am
You came back out and that means you saw me do a lie. I didn't see
I just I don't know why I'm in college. We actually have yeah
When the fuck about been the line told me that just ordered coke off mark mark women's cock
What are you talking about?
What's your name?
That's his name.
That's Michael, isn't it?
Oh, it's Michael.
Oh, it's Michael.
Hey, you mix Mark Cuban and Mike Cuban up.
Yeah.
Who the fuck is Mark?
Oh, Mark Cuban.
No, Mark Cuban.
Mark Cuban.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Oh, he owns the Mavericks.
He's a shark type.
Oh, I know who that is.
That's mine.
That's the one you don't know?
He's the one.
Actual question.
Genuine, neutral.
I never think of it in my life.
No, no, no.
I'm not better than you in the tournament.
What?
I'm not a better player than you in the tournament.
Ladies, you truly lead your better in the soki.
I'd be honest.
On my entire life.
That is?
Yes.
So you think you have.
We could go outside right now.
It doesn't matter if we go outside.
Basketball game, I have.
Basketball and a 350 basketball game.
You think you have more.
I have more IQ.
I have more fundamentals.
And I have more knowledge of the game of basketball than you.
Yes.
All right.
I'm cute about like this.
Because I am, let's be honest, the best player here.
Let's be honest.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I have more than you, too.
I think IQ wise you way better, but but but but you want to see it. Do you not see my passes that I do I'm so
I'll see you do it fast break and then the why don't pass you to do this that doesn't count but I'm like oh
We can hit 24 I finished right now game at three in the back right here
Oh, I didn't see I didn't mean well be one. No, this is a team game
Game me fully healthy after surgery him fully healthy wait, aren't you gonna do this on Friday? Yeah, so just don't draft him
Oh
Matter back now since you talk about shit, I'm gonna play against you
I'm gonna play against you down to play against you and you she loses
Okay, we're gonna see if my team moves with the fucking fucking crazy. What's your boy? You know I'm the X factor
I'm the X factor every fucking team. Maybe you know what some what the fuck
ever say something like that you
I will give it to you you fully healthy you will be a way better player than a lot of niggas here
Facts you will be way better than a lot of niggas here because you know why because you pursue and I haven't seen something
It's make a size is 20 20 fucking to not a lot bro. Let me keep us that
Wow
We just got a load up your crater leaks that's oh god triple zero
Okay, so what about your your uh?
What was that? What was that? Said the lovely summer games nigga you slid on the fucking floor got up and miss fucking five
Layoffs, that's not basketball. I was in a fully different. Oh, my bad. You miss five lives
You lost when you still lost the streamer games game
I am the defending champ of this shit. We
Wanted 3v3 we won the 3v3 last year
This game winner. I won it last year. So yeah, who's the competition?
So who's the best player in the tournament, let's be honest?
Best player in the tournament?
Alright man.
Best player in the tournament.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
You know who's the best player in the tournament.
Best player in the tournament, I'm gonna-
Thank you.
Honestly.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
I haven't seen him play, but the chat was saying, it's, what's that guy's name they
said?
Trevor.
Who is that?
Kisuki told me, who is that?
That's who you was saying.
I think he is nice.
I don't know.
Who play is?
I've never seen a play chat.
What's his name Trevor?
They said Monzo carried you.
Monzo did good, but I mean, I had to get a winner.
Macho like he's easy tall like big
Macho was the MVP of the tournament. Yeah, he's cold. He's not in it this year though
Who's the who's the actual best player more Trevor?
We don't I don't really know the comp but who's the worst player that we don't even dig run
Worst player
There's no one the worst player
Yeah, you're crumbed. I think it's the same thing. Ah, I don't know
They're saying uh, don't read it's that I'm asking you a question
Come on, who's the damn so fully point extra I'm not what no I'm not
That boys and I is too much in my face
You're saying there's no
Be nice will be nice. I'm the worst player there. You see my shot. I mean at basketball wait
Trevor Arisa
Are you done?
My time
Wait, you might be better than Archey
Nah, I'm not he doesn't even know how to shoot a ball. I'm not gonna lie, but I've seen bigger
Who's better runner Archey?
With somebody like Archey would play against me. What the fuck you know, you don't get me. Come on. You go hit me first
I'm trying to see I'm trying to see his
he's like I don't know that I'm not like that I don't know the skinny
every day every day
he cannot run what's wrong with his last one dead last I get the glass bro I'm
so that's tomorrow I'm gonna see them on the ground tomorrow yeah he's got the
pick before me so you just know who was first pick
Then someone else then it's silky then it's me then it's Ludwig
Our nice way oh, so I'm either going to I got the fourth overall pick because okay
So let me ask you a question. You're gonna suck on me. Say Trevor goes first. Hope not Yugi go second
Who are you getting third? Wait, why would you why would you go second though? I don't know
I'm not going second overall. Are you insane?
If Trevor and you get picked up, I'm definitely picking you a second
100% that's a good call. Yeah, if you didn't get him third then I was for sure gonna pick him up.
On my soul, he's a hater. No, that's a good pick because if he lays he's on the board and it's my pick, I'm taking him.
Yeah, bro.
It doesn't matter if you didn't take me,
because nice of you would take me out of five here
if you didn't.
Wait, so I'm gonna go on Dapsing, it's perfect.
Perfect, yes.
It's gonna be, yeah, it's gonna be perfect.
See, the thing is, is Yugi, Yugi's good,
but he's too uncoordinated.
Like, he'll make a random lamp and then he'll air ball three.
That's the problem with Yugi.
Any can't shoot.
What are you doing, bro?
I don't know, I saw something there.
Got alerts right now?
Not in New York, but come on.
Come back here.
I
Went hot right now. Do you have your weapon on you now one negative turns look over there game
So the wire the line up for you out
Football I'd be first big brother if it's football. I'm dead first big
Wait, what happened in the flat you got a nose up. Oh that compliment
No, that's a genetic
Oh, anyways.
Yo, is this your boyfriend or something?
Holy shit.
They think it's jumping on your dick.
Jerked each other.
Holy shit.
How about you shout?
How about you shout at all?
You think it's on the jump on your boyfriend's dick,
bro, get him.
Boys.
Yeah, right.
Right?
You're my boyfriend.
Yeah, Lacey, look, you can pass around.
You're a good thing.
Lacey is my boyfriend.
Then he's your boyfriend.
Then he's your boyfriend.
Hey, I'm up.
Hey, yo, pause.
Hey, he's not my boyfriend, you're soft, you're gone soft, man.
Hey, you're all fucking soft.
And I get it.
Yeah, you do.
I don't care.
Yeah.
He's soft and crazy, and we all have six minutes to check on him.
That's nuts.
My, my, y'all gotta go get Dick for dick.
What?
What are you doing?
That's tall, man.
I'm not going to lie about that.
Ron, Ron, Ron, you've seen both.
You've seen both.
I'm not going to lie.
He's shit.
Yeah, Ron, you've seen both.
Oh, I got silky.
Oh, then that's?
No, no, no.
When he was peeing yesterday during the mess with my friend,
I opened the door.
All right, I saw you you didn't think my shit yo, that shit was like
It was like a little yo, huh?
Hey, y'all know how to get a piss and like it kind of touched the water
You're taking a piece
Hey
Yeah
I
Think that's a water when you're sitting oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz y'all are talking about going dick for dick right now
You're okay
Oh
I'm in the tournament on Sunday
I don't know. Yeah, a little warmer friend. Oh
3b3's gotta be tough off for sure. Wait, we all pay out 72's wait. Hopefully they give me a good teammate, bro
Right. Wait, you guys are that's your girl of alfons to be around
Oh, you guess you have a bounce, all right
Well, go up there and ask your girlfriend.
Is she not here?
No.
She's at her apartment, but you don't have to ask your girlfriend to be your Valentine.
Lacey, you're weird because in this 2026, you have a girlfriend and you should go and
ask her to be your Valentine.
And as a man.
You gotta buy her a man.
As a man.
I said it yesterday, and I'll say it again.
Do you ask your mom to be your mom on Mother's Day?
Oh, shit.
Look at the clock.
Why am I asking my girlfriend to be my Valentine?
Why can't we just go be my Valentine naturally?
It's way different.
Is it different?
Because you're accompanying loving dates on a girlfriend.
Here's the thing.
You don't choose your mother.
You choose your girlfriend.
No!
Yeah, I like that right there.
So what if you're adopted?
What if I'm running my Valentine?
What?
Then you would ask him.
Then you would ask him.
I don't want to ask weird.
You want to take me in your drop spot?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I don't like that at all.
No one is why would hot
We got a gun
Fucking stop
Here he goes
I can't do anything after that cuz she's clutching out.
What?
That ass is mine.
You should get a tattoo of my name on my butt hole.
You should get like an arrow pointing down that says Ron's ass.
I had the best idea. You put an R on one cheek to end on the other, and I'll bend over and it smells wrong on my butt hole.
I
Have you clap your chair you clap your seal on jiggle that's Ron's butt
That's my butt bro with a
That's
Capital R2 what are we doing for Valentine's? Yeah, that's I'm saying I know what are we doing?
What are we doing? Because you know I'm saying we sing
Go to girl game
Crumb what are we doing that?
No, shut up
My bad, I'll never say nothing again, bro
I mean bro, I should never be talking about his girl
Yeah, I was bro
No
I
You're letting him do something
I don't think it's on some gay shit bro
I feel mad
You could wear my jacket
No, no, no, I just wanted to try it
You could wear it if you're cold
What? Why are you holding a jacket like that?
What is wrong? You don't need to put it on me
That shit fake, you way better
Damn, that shit fake, that shit
It's kind of like our matching blue ones
Oh, we do have matching blue ones
Yo, we should wear that shit Valentine's Day, bro
Bro, he got a girlfriend, he ain't doing this shit
Yeah, but he got an asses girlfriend to be his Valentine
know so he might not have it on time you know what if your girlfriend tells you
no
what if your girlfriend tells you no I'm busy that day
then I would just stream
damn
boys what
so y'all wait I'll just be honest you actually go to be a Valentine's and she says no you want to leave her
I don't 100%
I was like
Patrick City what?
what?
last three days. What is that?
Wait, right?
Lace, how do you know that?
I've been around.
Ah, please don't.
He just bagged you.
Oh, you said he just what?
He just bagged you.
How did he bag you?
Jack had you all cozied up, man.
That's not worth it.
Give me like 10 seconds of facts.
Now here we are.
Look, I may down time say.
Oh, no, that's fate of special low key.
I saw that in prison break well hold the bucket charge it back. Yep. You don't know about that back in day
When you take to this sped is gonna prison break. No
It was a guy dressed up as a girl for him
I seen this one guy he got Doritos his shit and he made lipstick out of Doritos and put it on his nigga and fuck
Let's roll with this thing.
It's not Black History Month. It's Black History Year.
Oh, just a year? Just a year?
I'd say year. I mean, this year. Every year for me is Black History Year.
Don't fuck your pussy.
Your Black History Month is over.
Bro, no, it didn't.
You ain't doing this.
Wait, so you got a quarter of the month?
Wait, what date is it?
It's 11.
10% Black Game.
Oh, so you don't even get the full quarter
No, hell no
It doesn't bro
So it's you, so you do get full quarter
That sounds like Dan, this doesn't feel like 10 minutes though
No way
Hey, bravin, watch a hundred, hundred, it's fire
I saw it on episode 6, Aaron Yeager's still alive?
You've been on episode 6 for 8 months
When were you all going to tell me you're still alive?
But he was a Titan, and then he started
I went to episode where he hit the Titans
And then he dissolved, and then it shows him
and then Mikasa's like, how did he hear that?
Mikasa?
Did y'all not hear that?
Did someone just scream?
You heard the murmur?
I don't know, I didn't hear that.
I didn't hear that.
It did echo through the hills.
I did hear something screaming.
All right, can we get in here?
That should fix this.
What the?
Oh, no, no.
That's the, um.
Coyotes.
No, that's the school.
Probably a game going on, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, there were some crazy coyotes going on.
I think I recorded it.
You ever been in a game?
Yeah.
He's game for the who?
I'm not a cop.
I'm not being a fool.
I'm not a cop.
I'm not being a fool in a game.
I'm a good person.
I'm a great guy.
Well, not to say that game ever was about a fool.
How many cats you have?
I'm not a cop.
Two in my belt.
Right now, I'm tired of them.
Two.
You hear this, dude?
This is outside of my home.
What the fuck's going on?
This is right outside.
No, it's not.
I lost.
No, it's not.
What time is it?
I thought it was 2.
I thought it was yesterday.
Was that fake or not?
It was 10 days ago.
They start tweaking they start tweaking
Damn, did they just get it?
There was like 40 of them
No, they
Tree trunk is in my chat. That's what it they sound like sometimes
Trunks in my face
Wait, that's crazy
Wait, are they dangerous or not?
Like little tiny small door
They wouldn't try to attack you. They're afraid of humans.
There was mad scunks out here. But they would eat a dog though.
If Cocoa weren't out there, that should be gone.
She's cooked. She should set her off.
Oh, you said you want to put Cocoa outside?
I want Cocoa outside, yeah.
See if Cocoa can swim in cold water. See what?
See if Cocoa can, like, cold water, shock her body.
Nah bro, can't do that
He's put his foot down bro
That's my daughter
Why are you so unharmed?
Donna told me we'd go to, if anyone ever brings out Koki, you gotta defend her, yes?
I stopped liking Coco when it was one night
I think you were there, it was me, you
I think at least you were there too
Coco really just went on her period and blood started going all over the ground
All this what about the time when she went to go have sex with my wife the fucking end of the road and I had to go fucking get her
Ran away to the end of the fucking robot pass the gate they went past the gate
We're a dog in your girlfriend's dog. Yes
And I face on I'm a yo gang your dogs are on fucking side like what the fuck there's a sliver in me
That's hoping I never found Coco
Oh my god, you're getting a fucking boat. We can get on
Why do you got 15 handcuffs? I love myself freaky though like
How do you fake rookie? Yeah, I know
I respect it though. No, I respect it. Where'd you go?
Okay, when I live in the room on the vert the when I swap rooms him. I found a duffel bag
I
No, it didn't
I swear got those honey packets in it
No, not you I've never used I've ever been put in a cage
No
Been put in a cage. What were the handcuffs for oh my god. Have you ever been?
Y'all I never done like shit to debate like I'm like
What
But do you like do you like it when you're suffocating?
Like my face is read out. I can't breathe like
You're trying to die in that yes, because when you get your breath back it feels like it feels like you
I eat the box when she's on a good
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I like, I like, I like, I like,
we're never sharing anything again.
That's not what you, that's not what you,
I can't post on that.
Are you surprised?
What?
Look at his dead eggs all over his mouth.
What do you mean dead eggs?
It's just blood, too.
Can you take some little iron?
Iron?
You're so lucky,
you're so lucky there's cameras on, bro.
why the cameras are up you hear what he was saying at the what he was at the
fucking zoo will you say some very derogative words you were there no
no we're standing off the balcony so I called you a fucker no what you call
me yes it is started with another letter what did it end with it started
with the end of what he are anybody are cap cap anybody are why would you do
that you know I'm like that was not me the flash right there I'll do that
like I see my bro real nice I know he said it I know he said it cuz look at
look I said oh we were outside and he saw a tall black guy with dreads he goes
Lacey that might be an NBA player he got out he got out of it. No
That's car he was
Maybe that's an NBA player we're at an NBA event. So there's no other way you would see a black man. We try to get out of
Logically in your head
Get out of the cars
It was a tall white guy would have said the same no you wouldn't
I've seen tall white guys there
Yeah
I
Seem there's a there's a true wall. I don't know if it's a real counter fake account. I see some crazy
Yeah, it's all crazy. Well, I'll be throwing it. I have a lot of all. Why do you have an all wait?
Oh
So what do you decide to use your main Twitter for when you
Does it say you bruh all right now what y'all
That's a one more. Oh
Shit one more
You're talking about your tweet every day during the sub-a-thon when we were looking for people
No, Druze weed it out
Guess like guess the gay person. Oh, that's what's great
I'll read it out looking for seven gay people
Because you did the same
And you try to play it off
Weird
Nobody if you look up the world normal it's the average
Your deal in a closet because you're homophobic and I know your deal. That's the only way that's only that's only
Oh
Come out the closet
Bro, the sound wave...
Bro, he just ruined the driveway, thank you.
I need a bed!
I'm a broccoli rod!
I need to look for some shit from after that.
Like you do!
Yeah, now, are you going on tree or off tree?
What do you want to do?
We'll get you on the road.
We've got to do some Valentine's Day shit.
No, it's a real cost or no, no, it's a it's a it's like a bear bridge. I did the eyes
You did this. Thank you. I painted this. Yeah, you forget this is like 600 bucks and you can paint it yourself
What yeah, and you didn't act you did it all stream there. You don't care. No, and you didn't the same day
No, you don't have to try. That's a guy. How long?
Still gotta get my toy potatoes
Bro chat stop spamming I'm not just banned a word bro
No, he's just a movie
That's annoying with the smoke shit, bro. Like y'all think I'm some pothead crackhead, bro
It's not my body, dude.
Alright, you know what I don't need to do?
You don't know what I don't need to do again?
How about I just roll you in?
No.
You want to smoke with me?
You know, Chad, when was the last time I smoked?
Who was it with? Was it with Jason?
When was that?
It probably was with Jason.
It was, I think. I don't know when that was.
That was a minute ago.
You got around to dinner.
Yeah, that was a minute ago then.
Yesterday.
It was like yesterday.
That's when we were for dinner.
That's when we were for dinner?
Yeah, we smoked for our birthday dinner.
How about some good girl?
Fuck no.
Ah, that's my suit.
Really?
Yeah.
I think it comes right out when you wash it.
Are you, wait, do you need to wash your shirt?
I'm gonna get my shirt washed tomorrow.
We're both in my car.
Hello, Keena.
Probably not.
Alright.
No, I'm excited to be honest.
You know what's just about to be us here for the next, like, week?
Why?
Ron and Marlon are leaving to go to London.
Jason's doing the island shit,
so it's gonna just meet you in a debt.
Yeah, I don't know why you would say just me and you again.
You know what, that doesn't go nowhere again.
A debt does not leave the state.
I know, so sometimes it's gonna be.
So how about we just stay in fucking
and send it to Vegas, bro?
See you now fucking down, bro.
I'm not down?
I really don't.
If you say the word, I will beat it.
I swear, bro, word to bro, I will send it to Vegas.
Meet you in a debt.
How do you feel about Coachella?
Are you going?
Yeah.
I'm squatted up though.
What do you mean?
I'm going to get a huge ass fucking mansion.
Yeah, I'll check in.
There you go.
You don't have to check in.
It's covered.
From who?
Don't worry about it.
I thought we put in some like shameless plon though.
Gang, chill.
You're a young LA all day gang.
I still wear a two gang.
Come on, chill.
Okay.
I got invited to stream with Coachella.
To stream it?
Yeah.
You're not streaming it?
Yeah, I am streaming it,
Uh, it's up to griff to situate the rest of the media shit. Oh, god, so
Okay
Well, hopefully once he tells me that I'm green
Like green to go because it's like three weekends, right? Yeah
Coachella would be fun if we do it, right?
You should come to Vegas with me. Is it PBM? Is it PBM?
Max is performing at Coachella?
Or is he performing at Roll Out?
He's performing at Roll Out.
Roll Out?
Yeah.
Which one's bigger?
Coachella's bigger than Roll Out.
Coachella's bigger.
Yeah.
Coachella's huge.
Like, yeah.
Coachella's huge.
Everybody's saying, oh, wow.
Oh, oh, no.
Oh, they're saying that.
Max is performing at Roll Out.
Coachella's not smoking, but you guys got to understand.
I got some shit I have to do.
What's he got to do?
I got I got some shit. I have to do. Oh my god. That's got a text
You'll never get to me
Austin reason the broad
Yo, it's a r15 and LeBron pull up come smoke with us even send a selfie. It's like a little picture of him. Oh
So they're in their jerseys right now. Look they dead-ass texting me
Oh, the energy is he right now. That's actually crazy. Wait. That's awesome reason LeBron
He's not answering the phone, damn, he's probably busy, chat.
I'm not gonna get sim swapped be honest you get a draft tomorrow
Look at this posting me on this page
Well, I like genuinely I want to see like the lineup and
And what I'll do is like
That's fair
And second is who
We check who did that they had second pick he said somebody has a good pick I don't know who has a good pick ah
Katie be his first pick oh
Oh Jeremiah. Jeremiah from LaBala? No, different Jeremiah, pretty sure. Jeremiah, second pick.
Hey Silky, when does the male only kissing contest start? Yes sir. What? Why are you looking at your lips, Dave, what the fuck?
Okay, so the answer question if it gets to your pick third and mean you view both on the board who you get it
You know what the fuck? I rather shoot it rather than somebody who's like just hustle brah. I actually think you mean you're on the same team
Yeah, but I'm thinking about like I'm thinking about like brah
I don't want to be the only bigger playing defense. I need somebody to be able like you do need a good defender
Yeah, I mean like I can clamp up their worst player
But like I don't know if I can guard their best now. I will just need you to guard the perimeter. I
I mean I can that I can play better defensive than I could last year I can stay in front of someone
Actually, but like as long as you can cover the perimeter and I got the like I can
In a game
You know say like I know but every team is gonna have a bad player
So I can guard that player no matter what yeah, and then they can't guard me
We're gonna wait and we're gonna hold that trophy up. I'm telling you
Is this is just a trophy? Is it that big-ass trophy you had last time?
No, that was mine. Wait, Chad, is there money in the tournament? I don't remember.
I'm sorry.
When are you moving SOB?
Why do you say when are you moving to stay on business?
What are we moving?
SOB.
Sob, I think.
Sob, what is that?
That's your email, right?
Oh.
I mean, we can't move until a certain day,
so we're not like legally can't move, get out of here.
She can be silky all day, bro.
I am literally gonna be talking, bro.
you're shooting for ease?
Naked, did you not see me when I was playing the third game?
So you're not going to drive?
I am. But I'm going to draw.
Like, this is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to draw, draw, draw.
It gets tired. I hope you know.
You said it gets tiring?
Yeah, because you play like four games,
and then if you win, you play like,
you start playing back and back and back.
What?
Yeah, you got to have stamina.
A dapp was gas faster than me.
A dapp was gas?
He was gas after like the third game,
and then we got it back to back in the finals.
Oh, that's kind of game.
I like how he's playing.
Your stand-up was bad?
I'm standing right now, it's cold.
Game, I have not been doing no cold.
Oh my God, my stand-up was good.
Yeah, no, I'm not a game.
Case on through up.
Case on through up?
Is he glad?
No, but he threw up last turn, didn't he?
I like how I checked out.
In case I was playing, I would have picked him up.
He was trashed last time.
For real?
Oh my god.
He wasn't making those shots?
Garned, but you made one, maybe.
Who's with your team?
Yeah, it was me, Dad, K-Son, and, um...
But it's 4-3-3-3.
It's a 7.
Oh.
Oh, so, and this...
Okay.
Oh, I bet.
So, if it's a 7, then I can just sub myself on.
What's that play?
Yeah.
So, if it's a WAC team, like, any team that has run on a team, I'm subbing out.
There should be no reason why that game is closed.
I mean, Ron's gonna be on me.
I can literally just go in the post and be like, days, and Ron's talking about his shit.
I was back on them. They said oh god. He was green and he made a game winner. I
Made the game winner. I made two game winners. They said brother. He had like 14 points cap. I
Need something to close you're not getting shit game, and you're not staying here game
The money are fucking crumb bitch. I was drunk
I think I drank Mike's horn before the turn to me last time. Oh my god. I will never I will never
was a sick old
Did you just get a statement right?
Why did you spend a statement on your child?
Because he ended probably.
What's poppin' stable?
You were the worst on your team.
You let me borrow some drip.
Can't get out to go to NBA All-Star Weekend.
That's not my problem, nigga.
You're not about to come over here.
Yo, let me borrow drip.
That's not how it worked, bitch.
Who said that?
Marty, you're not about to win my shit.
Let him, bro.
No, you can wear your shit.
OK.
All right.
There.
I'll give him Young L.A.
I'm gonna tell Young L.A.
Hey, I'm giving the influencer going to the event.
Young LA, slide me a little 10, 15 bands for it.
Make sure some people get posted.
I'll get them some Young LA and then I'll get some money out of it.
And never tell them, holy shit, you know, that's the most.
I don't even want to say what that is, well, wow.
If you do the sub, I got you, buzzer.
Nigga.
Monty, you worried about dripping, nigga.
You need to take a leg roll.
Worry about your eyes, nigga.
You look crazy, dude.
What's a leg roll?
Isn't that a boner pill?
No, I would use it.
Well, how are you so handy?
Why do you think about something like that?
I thought I liked it when it was a boner pill.
Bro, are you gonna get a mobiles, bro?
I'm good at mobiles.
Well, are you gonna get one at the end of the day?
I see you only get one at one time for a fucking monster.
You didn't even look like you was having fun.
Nah, I don't have fun.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't have a lot of fun.
I had a lot of fun, bro.
He said, no, I had a lot of fun.
You ask Luca if he be hooping.
Bro, don't mind me about that, bro.
I'm gonna look on Twitter. I pray to God. It's not on Twitter. He's definitely on Twitter. Oh, I pray God
I'm the mic didn't pick it up
Like a lot of silky the way you talking I have my big brother beat the shit out of you
He's an army nigga the kids week. Okay, so he's an army nigga
That nigga's not here game. So you're gonna get beat up until you get back
What the fuck? Oh, yeah, he's gonna have to catch he's gonna have to catch me the fuck
We'll get beat up until you get back
Are you in Lacey
You know, do you know what I noticed I'm pretty sure every cameraman has the low-chat thing on your
Game
She don't reach I don't reach hat. No
Yeah, I know but like oh you don't reach out either
I just saw someone who just got it equipped today for the first time equipped
like you were had it equipped today wait but that was a camera now yeah
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna call a bunch of camera men out.
None of them, like, having a channel in their shit.
Huh?
Yeah.
If I were you to say, come on.
Run up.
Run up.
I'll be here for you this evening.
Have a fart.
Okay.
Like, is that a vacuum?
Like, you just read the chat from the couch all the way to the front door.
Why would I?
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
Exactly.
Why did he just come into our room I don't know
Nice dick challenge I'll suck it
You believe in this?
Yeah.
All righty.
Just drive for a second.
Samsung.
Samsung.
Really?
Oh, it's a Samsung.
Ooh, it's talking to us as AMG right here.
Gilly, I saw you equip the chat on the camera.
Yeah.
Did you like it?
No.
Why?
Because it feels like there's stuff the whole entire time.
You're holding it.
But isn't it nice being able to read the chat, though?
I mean, it's cool.
I like it because of Snap.
It's actually easier to do Snapchat because of it.
It's being attached.
But I'm thinking.
Why did you think it makes it heavy?
But having this, it's almost in the frame a little bit.
So you might need to go to the small one.
I wonder if there's a way we can get something
that's less heavy.
Like, what if we got like,
I'm not kidding, what if we got an iPod?
We've never had a problem.
It's never been a problem.
No, but I feel like it would just be convenient
for you to have chat.
No, I prefer just to like,
check the instruments.
Chad, do they still sell iPods in iPhone air?
now it's still it's so heavy chat trust me I thought there's a lot I think you
could think an old iPod touch would be heavier than that I would get if we were
still using the live view and it would like every five minutes but TV you what
it messes up one time a day barely a wrist mount how am I not as ass
first man's ass shit
I just don't think it's necessary
especially like you are always just looking at your chat anyway
yeah I know
I'm 43
uh-oh
yeah I caught your ass
I caught your ass
no I just twitted
He took it
He took it
What is this?
He's trapped
What is this?
What is this?
Out!
What is this?
I'm seeing jobs
Oh!
Oh
So my man's that be gifted me subs he said if you play this song I give you a hundred subs
So normally he'd be making me play songs. That's like from like 10 years ago. Look at it. You know, you see that's like
370 days that cover of an Eminem song. Yeah, and eight years ago game. I don't know bro
I think look is like he has to be like he has to be like
No, he's still alive
So I didn't walk near him.
I'm saying, he walked in here like he was like,
shreeman was like, these.
Maybe that.
I thought he ended.
Your error.
I don't have my error.
You know, say thank you for the big talk.
Yeah, what is Marlon doing?
He's not.
You're going to kick me.
What's happened to him?
I was planning.
Are you planning shoes?
No, no, no.
Hey, this is big for me, bro.
What happened?
I found out my ancestry, like where I'm from exactly.
Like I'm in 23 to me.
Like, clearly exactly where I'm from.
We.
Like, you know what I mean?
You're the 10th, that's 23 to me.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So wait, how do you know?
What do you mean, they send it back to me?
So where is it?
You don't need 33 to have a English?
Yeah, this, this, this is my,
this is basically, you're a Danish?
Yeah, I got cheese.
Huh?
I got cheese.
Wait, I want to see, I want to see, I want to see.
You're a cool boy.
He's not a boy.
No, it's the rest. That's only eating.
No, okay, how about this?
What the fuck is this?
Come back after and you can get from him.
Okay, what is this?
We know where you're from.
You don't know exactly where I'm from.
Cal...
Caledic?
Icelandic?
Yo, the way you fucking write is fucking terrible.
Icelandic, I-C-E-S.
That's not even an A!
That's an A here.
Why is this A like this?
Look, this A is like this.
Don't know
You just say what percent black you are no, I haven't gotten that far for you, okay?
I bet you use like some like probably things that okay, whatever you think bro, so you know space. Yes
Pete Marlin's chat why
Why for what
I don't know.
Damn Dirk really went chat.
He posted Lacey on a Laker subreddit.
Yeah, they should be talking about me on a subreddit chat.
I'm literally part of the Lakers now.
They should be.
Hey, Lacey, hit me up.
It's LeBron, me, you, Lacey, and Reeve Smolster.
Yes.
Look at the picture he put up.
Yes, that's LeBron, he's putting that too.
They sent selfies, bro.
What's he getting at this moment?
Yo, a kiss ticket is a terrorist.
Oh, I'm fucking quarreling.
Yeah, I know how to go.
I'm keeping a second.
If we're not about to do something,
they see me like, we playing today, bro.
I'm going to just have to end up there.
I'm playing synergy, bro.
This is what I'm supposed to do, bro.
Yeah, that's how I'm going to go.
So I'm just going to be on the national team.
Oh, I'm down to.
Wait.
No, no, I have.
No, no, I have I have cards
But I had three NFL packs I never opened
I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna have to have it. I don't know what's up with my tolerance lately. My tolerance is like super ass.
Me too, me too.
Like I've been fried lately.
Who the fuck is that?
That's us.
Niggat at his dog!
What the fuck is that Luke?
What is this thumbnail?
Yo Chow, what the fuck is that?
Salt and pepper episode one.
Bro, we didn't talk about the salt and pepper thing.
No, we didn't.
We were still doing it.
Bro, look at the thumbnail.
Look at the salt and pepper thing.
That is not Suki.
Because that's not even Suki.
Who is that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because that's not even huge here.
Who is that?
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Well, you have a logo for some pepper?
They never finished it, but like, I'll have a little marker.
No way.
No, we just got to clean it.
Let's put this on pepper.
I'm down with it.
But this is what we should do, right?
We should do a salt and pepper, and then we have to do as much as we can.
Yes, but we have to add a component to the salt and pepper.
Like, like...
Something that the people want to see some reds.
Oh.
Oh, they said they need to make the pepper more black.
Huh?
That's what you told me.
Yeah, the pepper's gray again.
It need to be brown.
Pepper's not brown.
Maybe that's fucking cinnamon.
Unless you have a face chain on your list.
Yeah.
No.
But no, we need to add a component to salt and pepper
that's different.
That makes the viewers be like, oh, now
I really want to watch.
And I know exactly what it is.
We have to smoke before.
What?
What was that?
What was that?
You didn't hear that?
Duck news?
A duck?
No.
No, but we said it would be hot.
We were making a food beer.
That's a bad idea.
We want the kids to be able to watch this.
Thanks.
Luca thinks dirt.
Dang it.
That's kind of sad in Austin Reeves
Yeah, who thought it? What the fuck?
Yeah, well, maybe this is the last.
Oh, hell.
I'm gonna go play some DT or something, man.
Oh, that goes in my fucking hand.
Fucking hell.
What's he about to do?
Um, screw it, I'm not gonna lie.
No, I guess I did have a business meeting.
Are you weird?
Hmm?
Are you weird?
I'm weird.
What do you mean, I'm weird?
It's like you did it to me.
I'm going to have it installed.
I'll play rock-a-league.
You want to play rock-a-league?
I don't think I can do that.
I've got no pack draw today.
I don't think I...
Wait, I can tip you guys on pack draw?
Oh, that's actually cool. I didn't know that.
Mm-hmm
At clicks gift me only five hours yo clicks I woke up at 8 a.m
Don't you two videos fucking stream for five hours?
IRL streamed and I have to go to the gym tonight
No, I'm just gonna like off camera shit
That's my life every day. I guess it is clicks. Clicks, you literally... Clicks, I promise
if I looked at your Twitch hours in the last 30 days, it is not even half of mine.
That's cat.
Okay, that is cap clicks as a hundred thirty-two hour stream in the last 30 days
I have a
165 okay, so I have 30 more hour stream. That's a whole week. It's a whole week of streaming, bro
What's pink I'm leaving your fat
Why are you guys re-tweeting that? That's a shitty pin. Elville, who would mod pin
I'm sitting here, scanning for you, I'm sitting here, scanning for you, I'm sitting here,
your skin for a nice comment I can't see shit there's not a single nice comment
I sent you a pocket pussy when you use it you look mad good today not gonna lie I appreciate
you bruh.
I don't know chat I don't really feel like hopping on a game today.
There's nobody to play with, there's nobody to play any games with.
I do look you want to practice for rocket league though and I am pretty good at rocket
lead. I need to practice for this tournament, Chad. You were playing for Marlon for one
of the game. So Chad I'm supposed to play with Drew and Rocket League when I couldn't
even tell the difference between him and Marlon's game. You guys didn't win a single game until
I hopped on. I literally couldn't tell the difference of your game playing in his.
Yeah, so I go download it or not?
You have to download it?
Oh, it's quick, no?
Yeah, fuck you, just download it, but I'm about to queue up and break it.
Alright, here we go.
Time for me to hit plat again in twos.
Am I a Platinum level player, though?
That's the only thing that's like...
Division 2. I do not need to learn aerials. I'm good at aerials. I'm not good, but I'm not bad.
I
Boss run a predict I'm low bro. I don't care what you guys say. I'm good at rocket league
A little bad shot there, it's all good chat, sometimes bad shots happen.
teammate, teammate, teammate, teammate, teammate, bro I swear I always get sold by my teammates
every time, I always get sold by my teammates every time, gotta finish that teammate, nice
Great pass Lace. W assist.
Nice teammate. Look at that.
Wow, what a save.
Everybody type what a save in the chat.
No.
Chat, every time I score or every time I get a save, you guys got to all type what a save.
Wow, what a touch from Lil' A. What a touch from Lil' A. What a touch from Lil' A. Six,
There goes my point. I mean why would you guys bet against you when you know how good
I am
I don't know what to do.
I'm playing my goal!
What a save!
Can we get a refund? No, maybe just bet, maybe just bet on a good player instead of just betting to hate?
like you guys just bet against me because you know it's me you don't
actually bet on what you think who's gonna win the game you guys don't
consider I'm actually a good one
not there's you may
Wow, what a place to mow in.
Wow, I'm gonna finish this soon.
Cause you ate?
So y'all don't think I'm better than you at this game?
And be honest, if me and you 1v1 anybody in this chat, I'm not better than you.
Double-tap double-tap double-tap great pass great pass that go great pass
They better for it
They better for it
Yep, right go up go three. Thank you very much. Thank you very much
Watch!
Watch, I predict!
Do I win this game?
You heard a shit in the crowd?
We won, Lace, we won, Lace, we won, Lace.
Wait, am I going to hit the flat today?
Koala is my teammate?
This guy's gonna be a troll
What is my teammate doing?
I'm gonna have to carry this game
Well my teammate is dog shit
He made you fucking suck!
I'll take matters into my own hands.
Can't hit him all nice, do you think?
You are just so fucking ass, dude.
Brother, you stink!
You are saying son as if I did anything long there my teammate missed a wide open goal
My kid
Kid everything on his team bro look at him. He's just useless. He's fucking useless
Okay, I'm trying I'm on a road to play and I got fucking this guy on my team, bro
All right, bro, yo, yo yo yo yo
I know how I missed it.
Oh my gosh, and I missed it.
Did you go all out?
Listen, brother, we got a score here.
There it is.
There it is.
Hey, Jess, sometimes you just got to carry your team.
Sometimes you just gotta carry your team!
If I wanna hit plant I just gotta carry a little bit. It's all it is. It's all it is. Gotta be a good player.
Okay, didn't even go for a foot.
Okay.
Nice piece of coal though.
Nice little save coming from low life and downtown
yeah hold on hold on hold on I'm in a game right now after this game
Gucci koala what the fuck are you doing my god no way no way no way would have
never shut up go I'm the fucking truth
don't bet against me it's you it's you Gucci
Nice Gucci nice Gucci nice Gucci are you gonna save that though?
That's good butterball. I'm gonna ban you if you call me butterball save. Thank you. What a save
Gucci Gucci, okay, you're flying around about the world
Nice little block from leg.
Yeah, be honest, I'm actually good at rockin' league.
You guys can't lie.
What a nice Gucci call, which is fucking...
I'm here, Gucci.
Yo, Gucci, let me play offense.
You clearly don't really know what you're doing offensively.
So how about you just let me play offense?
Sound like a player, alright, buddy?
Sound like a player, alright buddy?
Chip shot.
Nice Gucci, okay, you hit it right back to them though.
Little save from Lil' A.
From the A, oh my god, cutting up, cutting up in traffic.
Little shot on gold.
I don't care what you say, I'm a Platinum level player.
Facts, retweet, I'm a Platinum level player,
I'm retweeting it.
I'm retweeting it, I'm a Platinum level player.
Nice shot, Gucci.
There go my point. I mean, I tell you guys every time not to bet against me, what do you guys do? You bet against me.
We win we win we win W's in a fucking chat there we go on the road to play on the road
I'm gonna flag anyone!
Alright, let me go see Marlon's shit.
Yeah, let's do it.
You're a boulder?
Yeah.
Yeah, Mark!
I know you're from Sweden.
Okay, 37.5% Swedish, okay, South side Danish, okay, Spanish 11% okay, Moroccan 10% okay
Nigerian 21 for 9% and Ghana 81%
Is is okay, you don't know that that is
No, no, it's really cool. Um is
Yeah, go ahead. You're done. Are you black?
What's one's black? That's the black side right here. Right here? Yeah. So mate you're 21% black. Yeah.
And you're 8.2% gone. You're 40% black? No, I'm not 40% black because Morocco is technically in
Morocco. I mean Morocco. Morocco is technically in Africa. What do you think I am? I honestly think
you are. You think I got a little black in me or no? No, but I think you got some Swedish in you
or like generally. I've never gotten my test done. You should do it. My mom and dad told me I'm like
96% Italian, 4% Slovakian. Yeah, but these my mom told me the same shit but like this is so
So I'm ordered, I didn't think this at all.
I think you're like Italian, Swedish, Danish, German,
like I think you're very European.
You think I'm European?
Yeah, for sure, I want 100%.
I'm from America.
I was born and raised in Erie, Pennsylvania,
how would I be European?
You're so American, it's insane, like.
I promise you to get tested right now.
So if I get this done, how long does it take
till I get it?
I'm probably like a month or two months.
Should I do it?
order it. How do I do it? Just let it go 23 mean order it and you'll get it tomorrow and then you
just like spin send it back. You should do it. Spit. Yeah. I was like, pee or anything? No, I spit. I'm gonna do it. Do it.
That's it. Um, be a chat. That's it, bro. That's it, bro. That's it. That's very interesting.
Sharon, be honest, what race do y'all think I am?
Holy shit, the Nigerian explains the hog on him?
Bro, I don't think I'm white.
Like, believe it or not.
Hello?
Drew?
Wait.
Drew?
I think I think this has it's not connected. I can hear you. I can hear you. I can hear you now
Drew's in training. Oh, not to hear you. Wait, I'm not in training. What rank are you? I haven't played in a while
But I wait why am I how am I in a game?
Can we mute him please?
We're gonna be honest. Are you gonna fuck my right grind up? I've got them up. I can't leave my match
So why I forgot I played before everything, but I mean it's really free somehow for two you're in training
Well, I haven't played in months. Well, you've never played rocket League. I literally had the fennec. I'm good
You know what the fennec is Chad is my ship out of gets sold
Am I better get sold no chat why won't why can't I leave the game?
I'm in a game with like fucking bots right now.
I'm in the beta.
Bro, I literally, I've played this game before.
What do you mean I'm in the beta?
Port of thing is, Chad?
Chad, I think about it.
I'm just going to drive around with the ball for a minute.
I'm like genuinely a Platinum like level player, like skill-wise.
I'm probably just as good as you or like slightly below, I promise.
Because everything you do, I'm like, I could do that.
But I couldn't even tell you that you were playing for Marlin.
That's how bad you are.
The only game you guys won you said Marley are doing better this game and that and it's the first game you guys won
What do you mean?
All right
I should have you added right because it's just other games. I invited you already I
Know I know I'm just sitting here. Just literally just waiting on you bro me in the stream are so made on drew fucking water
I mean a fucking match is 30 seconds
Why are you in a match when you know we're playing you stupid twat?
I did, I just, bro I was sitting at my discord and I looked at my left monitor and I'm somehow in a game
Do you even have a ranked unlocked?
Bro, I don't know. I hope
Wait, do I, chat. If I like unlock it one time, do I have to unlock it like every single time?
Bro, if you're playing a tutorial you're not even gonna have a ranked
Well, I have an account. I'm driving the fendic right now. I got this crazy as car in this charge
It's not working in charge of my phone. I have fucking important calls to make
Over time oh my god
Yes, he too loud I turn him down
I invited you
I don't care about my stats.
I'm trying to hit plat, bro.
I'm collecting all my badges.
I have so many badges I need to collect.
Just hit collect all.
I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm calm.
Okay.
Art 2.
Let's see.
What's your username?
What's your username lowly 67 I'm inviting you
Are you sure I'm not getting anything
Actually you might be more like disabled in Marlin are you inviting Drew? I'm not getting anything
I'm not just here so I'm not as I don't see you on my friends list. Oh
I don't see your name on my friends. I'm looking I'm looking right now
Could have played a whole ass game already
bro
I don't think I have you added ice. I'm inviting you
But I'm not getting it. I just got it. I just got it. Wait. No, that's from one of your viewers your viewers are ready
Jack
I'm true of solo bro. I'm inviting you. I'm not getting you. Are you sure a little like six seven?
I'm looking at your name. How do I invite you?
Add Epic Friend. Add me as Epic Friend.
I have Drew Addie.
But I'm not getting the invite.
So I look at my Epic Games friends and you're not on there.
It says remove, report, or block.
Oh, what?
Alright, let's just play a game.
Your name is drew
Yeah, do I miss free shirt or show you like what I don't know what I'm inviting you and you're not getting it
So what the fuck you want me to do you think I'm looking at the games chat?
What why am I not getting the invite friends men you
What is that rap yeah, yeah, I told you my car is sick as fuck
I
Want that
What's your rank?
I don't think I have a rank, I haven't played.
Alright, I'm killing us.
What is your peak rank?
What did you peak at?
I generally don't know, but like I used to play like the Tordemans, there's like nightly
Tordemans every night and I would play them a lot.
Yeah, but you did that four night two and you placed like top fucking 10,000
Yeah, yeah. All right your turn. It's you it's you it's you
Can you hear me good yeah chat boat on free day I'm gonna hit flat tonight
Coming back coming back coming back
Oh my god what a shocking little man hold on hold on hold on these guys aren't these guys aren't half bad
Oh yeah these guys are pretty solid
It's not a lawnmower POV.
Up the wall!
Okay, come back the other way, come back the other way, come back the other way!
How can I play this, Andrew?
Whoa, what are you doing?
I need to have some audio, bro.
Mr. Ball
All right, it's you it's you it's you
These guys are
Drew you gotta get stop that
What a save chat what a fucking save
Get it it did it
Okay
Nice we do apply a little bit of pressure here
God, that's a great fucking clear by him.
How does audio help in this game?
It literally does it.
It does nothing.
No, no, but like, you know, like, what?
Yo, these guys are cool.
Fake them, fake them.
Nice, good player, good player.
OK, no, no, not me.
Okay, yeah, we got a score
It's what I do, it's what I do, it's what I do.
I'm the X Factor.
I make plays.
It's you, Drew.
It's you.
Don't worry.
As long as you could just like just not ball chase, hold your own a little bit.
little bit I can get us this way not down this. Watch us off the wall.
Did you see that? Nice.
I'm just doing gymnastics, it's all good check, is you want to lie?
Because my nickname is called the X Factor, because I score what I need to.
Nice nice sure we have a game winner here we have a game winner we have a game winner
I
Get in my shoes
I'm like tucked in the air right now, bro
We're like I have to do about the fuck is stored to buzzer
Oh my god, I have to carry the boats till I got to do.
My teammate's got 74 points out here.
Come on, please.
Come on, please.
Come on, please.
22 seconds snow goals no dumb place
No, this rank is too easy for me pull me in flat lobbies this rank is too easy for me pull me in flat lobbies
I just gave you a free goal because you fucking want to get in the way on a kickoff you want to move out the way here
I just gave you a free fucking goal
Yeah, I was a plant. I just have five goals on a plant.
Wait, I'm a demon. I'm not a hit platin like my first week play. This is crazy.
You're one way to draw. I'm like one or two games off clapper. I need you to lock in
It's you it's you
I'm gonna listen to your play a SSL
I'm a demon. I'm actually my prediction skills in the way. I ain't gonna ball to score the goal is insane. Look at this
Cause this fucking fat ass you wants to get in the way of free goals.
Doesn't matter, as long as we score, it's all that matters, you're dead, it's dead,
you gotta score that, okay?
And you're fucking jerking off in a goal.
Yeah, but that's what you fucking do, you just fucking play goal.
Drew?
I got it, I got it.
I got it. I got it.
No way.
I'm a hand guard.
Drew?
What a lucky shot.
You don't even need to do that.
I
Do you do so I'm not doing anything. Yeah, I know
Why cuz I feel I can't trust my teammate to miss a kickoff
What are you doing?
He juked you you missed the ball the ball doesn't move
It's not you here, it's not you here
Oh my god, I had a free golden I can't go I'm actually
Drop him get nice actually like worse than
You've given her free gold.
Nope, she doesn't want to be found.
Dead of the ball again!
Dead of the ball, but where are you?
I'm so confused.
I'm going to do it myself, chat, what happens?
Yeah, do we win this or no nice shrew that's gotta be a goal right
Oh!
Clearing it, clearing it, clearing it, clearing it far.
Had to do it a little bit, didn't have the ball handling skills.
Nice!
Nice I want a fast break come on Drew can you finish it or no?
That was it great pass lace, thank you, bro
It's all good. It's all good.
I'm here
Good shit true
You got me right
Okay, nice Drew Drew we got a score
No I didn't need the spin I tried to jump
Yeah, how come sometimes I accidentally spin instead of jumping? Why does that happen?
Look, I tried to jump it and he spin is it because I'm holding my stick
The dead zone bug you're not bad trust me laces just a bug
That's what I thought
I'm not going to lie, I might have to see matters in my own hands for now, old Jack.
to end the game all.
Ah, stickpapapas!
I have no choice!
Let him go!
I'm not a lolly guy, bro.
I'm getting the ball down the fucking field.
We need a lolly guy.
Oh my god, that was the platinum game too.
That's a plat two we just lost against.
against
Chad you sold two goals, but I'm gonna be honest I gave up I gave up two as well
But like what was garbage time, but it's all good because you know when this game right here off six
What is that fucking core of this guy has?
Up on out of there, up on out of there, up on out of there, up on out of there, up on out of there.
Little lay from the A. Flick! Oh my god, almost a little flick shot, chat.
Oh, fuck doing that.
I'm here.
Bang!
Look at that, look at that.
Good pass, good pass.
It's you, it's you.
Nice.
Oh, that was a dead one.
Nice.
That was a dead one.
Nice.
Just go on real quick.
Yep, you don't need a miss.
Do I leave the ground?
I don't know if you like.
Nice morning, he said in the chat.
You said do I leave the ground chat? What's this?
Come on, hey!
Come on.
Epic save from no life.
Shoot them.
he just fucking
I'm going to do it.
Take them, take them, take them.
All right, you it's you it's you
No way he gets that flinch
That was not meant to be a fake. I guess it wasn't meant to be a fake. I guess you never watched my gameplay. I'm a fake queen.
That's all that Goldy training coming off chat
Well, I'm just I can't get it off our side
No way you two you two okay
Okay.
One more guy, hit him.
Nice.
Nice.
It's a goal.
It's a free open goal.
Free open goal.
Free open goal.
I'm coming, Platt!
Drew carry.
Drew gets two open goals.
Drew carry Drew gets two opening goals and it's a carry with both of my fake
doubts are reason he got the goals and I have two epic save saver this the game
just say you're a hater bro that's saying that you know what because of
that I'm over a fucking area
Bang. Talk about a misdirection. Talk about a misdirection. Another epic save? Just want
to try to know. I saved three goals this game. Just want to try to know. Game-changing goals.
We're talking like game-changing.
You see my soul?
NICE!
Good shit.
That's what we do!
Wait, what is a star?
I had match MVP?
We drum really close to flat
Yeah, vote on us. I'm one of this game, and I'm getting flat
Yeah, you're on
Two more wins two wins in a row and I hit flat
Oh
No, oh no, oh my god, I was in an aerial
Oh Chad this game might be GG's she has her pick them pick them
Oh my game crash, which is happy bro what happened we scored
Yeah, alright see what you it's you
We're all of course of playing a snarf in my fucking room at platinum games
fuck a smurf
okay I'm going off the wall here.
Let's get a smurf.
I guess golds can do that.
I hate smurfing dude she is corny and lame as hell
Oh
Fucking play by me what a play by me I was there I was there every time that he's missed the shop
I was still there
Yeah, he's air dribbling and flip resetting. I guess he's a gold
Nice now I have to somehow beat a smurfsist
We need to make some shake on this possession you're a
Oh my god, this isn't even fair this guy's a fucking demon
Well, how do you beat a smurf?
Oh
True no fuck this isn't this is so stupid
It's not a snarf, I guess I guess bulls are air dribbling and flip resetting I guess
Nice.
Dead it, dead it, it's a free goal.
Yeah, he's not surfing, he's not surfing,
he's just demoing me for fun.
Nice, yeah.
might be a leavers
he's too good, i can't spell him
yeah, oh yeah he's not scuffing
no!
no this guy is gone
now we're fucked we can't win this it's impossible
So lame mods refund
Yeah
Not paying how to get to smurf
We got a little three to row
Bad Equal Smurf, now it's not bad Equal Smurf,
it's just very obvious.
When you get in a game and you're streaming,
and a player who's in a gold rank is
air dribbling, flip resetting,
and just trying to demo me the whole game.
It's pretty obvious what's going on there.
You're retarded, if you can't see it.
Come on, Drew, it's you.
Like me, I'm an exception,
I'm better than most like golds. So if you see me hit a flip three say it's a little different, but
You know I mean
Nice true fuck it must be
Take them.
Over the middle, over the middle.
Ah, a little too high for me.
Take them out again.
Yo, my fakes are so good.
I
Do
You guys suck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Free gold?
Free gold?
Come on.
I'm trying to get this.
Oh.
Almost just came with my pants on.
Almost had a little nut in my pants.
I'm not a good smurder.
See, these guys are not smurfs.
It's so obvious.
Chips out in the air.
No boost, you ready to finish that maybe?
Okay, nice.
Jack, can we win this though?
Oh, fuck yeah, we can.
You wanna watch? I'm a little late from the A.
BAAAAAAAANG!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Here.
C'mon, fuck off.
Bring some nerves.
Oh my god.
I
Know but 56 points like it's just feel like I'm to be wanted up here
Oh
Rockin lead game for everybody, okay, and you guys are hating what I'm about to be flat in my first week
Literally an unheard of task
You got it.
No, I got too panicky.
Too many.
Nice shrew.
Nice shrew.
Great save, Drew.
Great st. Drew I don't think it matters though. I'm not gonna lie to you man
Wow, what a play from you. Fuck it. I'm gonna show y'all how you can really air dribble
Another shot at the goal.
Everything in my power. Everything in my power.
Well, this is not a goal score, bro. I don't get it.
What are you then?
Well, I play good D and I get that shit down the field. Let's be honest.
Look confused what you are here and seen 0-0-0-1.
Let's be honest, I'm getting actually down the field and I'm playing good defense.
Alright, it's me.
How far are you?
How far are you from play?
Uh, probably like 3-4 games now.
Probably about a D-brain, honestly.
Not coming back.
Get it it, get it it.
No easy goals in my house.
Oh nice.
I mean chat. I don't know what you guys want me to do when my teammate misses the ball
And then I have to somehow make up for it and the ball hits the top of my car
It's not a pass that's me covering up a team in error
That's me trying to cover up an error of two missing the ball completely
of
of
three points I mean I guess we can't come back and win this game go ahead go
go ahead and bet.
Nice little tournament winner hitting air dribbles.
Oh Bobbies, tournament winners hitting air dribbles, love that.
That's huge.
I'm playing 2v1s.
I'm literally playing 2v1s.
I'm not I'm playing to be one's I'm literally play to be one's
one
have you saved?
I carry that.
I'm not going to miss.
I'll see you in the chat.
Elf fat piggy.
It's a fasty.
Big dump.
Nice shirt.
We have big nice good.
I'm just trying to get the mindset here for me to go on here like what is this?
I think you scored more goals than they scored.
I mean, I just give all of us this one piece over anyways, bro, I mean
Son chat I gave up is what's going
Just put down five. Oh, it's miss open goal off a great pass
We don't win this game, I'll let you go for it by yourself.
Deal?
But like, for one game we won, we mostly had some cameras with us.
True or not?
I don't know, though.
I'm about to derank because of you.
Like, can you help me a little bit?
Bro, we got literally close to the same amount of points.
No, no, you don't understand you're doing more for the other team than you're doing for our team
I'm right now. I'm on a road to silver. I'm on a road to silver much. I don't know the road to platinum, please
Rocket League pro gameplay
Yeah for the other team
No, I'm getting to it.
Yo, he's AFK. We gotta score here. We gotta score. We gotta score.
That's such a beautiful path.
Nice. It's a free goal.
What are you doing?
I was gonna find a bad hit. I was on a bad angle.
What are you doing?
I'm just not on board, bro.
What are you?
You just missed the ball!
Get out of my way!
This pastoral, beautiful pass there.
Show them that I wasn't on the pass.
I couldn't go in the defense.
Oh my god.
Beautiful setup, lay.
Okay, good shot, baby.
I'm going to be a gold here.
I'm going to be a gold there.
I'm going to be a gold there for you.
Nice.
Yeah, both of us trust me we're winning this game.
Why do I see people in a chat say God I remember when I was this horrendous as he come back?
As if I'm like, oh my God, so dead in drew?
I got I got it
I
Faked them I
Faked them so drunker scores called being a good team. Oh my god
It's gonna be a good teammate. Y'all don't know what that is because you guys are selfish players probably
coming over the middle of you.
Nice.
Open that.
He had a crazy save.
I'm here. I'm here.
You can't you can't pass the direction to him like that on a nice shot.
I know but what is this clear out?
Gator right you literally put in this fucking pocket you might as well you might as well
just like switch teams might as well go on red.
It's you it's you.
I said to you. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll
get it. I can't hear.
Oh, oh, oh.
Holy shit, Sharon.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What a faggot!
Take them!
Nice!
Oh my god!
Dude, all you, all you, all you, all you, all you, all you, all you, all you, all you, all you, all you, all you!
What a save!
Oh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
What a save from that guy, Chad!
Talk about that save that guy just had?
What the fuck are you doing, Joe?
Oh, that's not a save, I guess.
Nice.
Thanks, fucking lady.
Thanks, you're absolutely fucking nothing.
Drew, you gotta clear that.
Come on, two-one.
Oh my god, Lace.
Oh my god, Lace.
Oh my god, Lace.
I'm doing something crazy.
I'm doing something crazy.
Have you ever heard of Musty?
Oh my god, Lace.
Oh my god, Lace.
Oh my god, Lace.
I'm doing something crazy.
I'm doing something crazy.
You ever heard of musty you ever heard of musty
Not sure you musty
What defense for me bro, what defense for me, bro
Okay, ready up ready up little right cup game soon. Yeah, but I'll predict but I'll predict
I just scratched my ass and fucking were the same skill level
Ah, I don't know about that one, just a little bit about the fire.
Let me in your mouth!
Oh my god, the guy just accused me of smoking in the chat, he said I'm faking it.
Nice save it, what should we do?
No I missed, I'm so fucked, fucked.
What'd you do?
What'd you do?
I don't know what I did, I like to whip over.
You're rating the goal, brother.
I need your help there.
I'm playing great defense.
Oh, you just missed the ball completely.
I'm good forward, shut up.
My nose hurts.
Hold on, they're gonna squint right there.
Oh no.
I mean I just I'm watching you trying I'm trying to play back and go I'm about to come up for it
I just see you from hitting with again
You do a front flip and with you give him a perfect top right corner shot. Can you drop that? It's impossible to stop
Yeah, I'm over it.
Get them.
There we go.
I'm over it.
I'm over it.
They're actually sitting on the side near the rock in the protein chat.
I got a DM.
Nice, Chris.
Little shot from the leg.
Nice, Chris.
Oh, that would have been a fucking crazy tap it.
Should I almost dunk off?
Championist!
I'm probably platinum or champion.
Got it.
I guess I'm silver with plays like this.
I did not own all that I did not own all that shut up I fucking missed it
It's fucking Smurfs drew okay
Might have had a little bit
We can win we can win it's not over until it's over nice shot
No, you just fucked up a free goal brother. No, but you just got a not ball chase
Because I don't know it's there so I know it's there that makes sense
My god
Oh
That fuck
No, no
Tap tap tap it's you choose you
No
Can't make miracles chat can't make miracles a lot of miracle worker. I'm a rocket league player
Miraculous can't make miracles can't do it all myself every game not a miracle worker. It's a pro
All kids seem to find the net here
All kids seem to find the net here
Wait, someone at the door, I hear someone banging on the door, hold on.
I don't need the phone.
Oh, I got a score score first.
Look out the window, my boss.
I'm at the door!
I'm back!
Ah, fuck bro.
Yeah!
Who was it?
Oh wait.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
No, no, I can hear you down the hall.
No, why don't they go?
Oh, they're so good.
They're smirking.
W defense by me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
brothers Murphy's really fun this one shit
what nice true no you're watching the
stream let us score on the kickoff let me
score let me score fucking lanes
Why did you go off?
Why did you just sit there?
Did we just win?
We dropped a thousand points.
You dropped a thousand on our hand,
but you dropped more than me.
Yeah, if we're playing two plats.
Wait, why did you like that though?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm so excited for this one, I'm so excited for this one, I'm so excited for this one.
fucking Ludwig tournament I promise I'm really about to put everybody on watch
Which Elias NBA Twitter so mad at me for meeting Luca
Yeah, but you got my way. I couldn't clear it because look at what I lay. You just caught me off.
I want the silver.
I'm having a JQ draw, my team.
You know, I'm not gonna say matters in a mile handshake.
I'm taking my jacket off go drew
Don't play around with these kids.
No boost, no boost, they're boost hogging, they're boost hogging.
Oh, yeah, that's what I can do with no boost.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'll put this again.
These guys are fucking hogs, but he's greedy.
Oh yeah, you're setting up perfectly right in the middle for the nice.
A little lay from the A. He called me musty.
Nice shrew.
That's me.
Not me.
on me. Wait, what? You're stuck in a rule one? So it's a 1v1? Don't worry, I got you here.
1v1's I always win. Hey, note A! I want you to take note of something! I want you to take
note of something! As soon as Drew is stuck in a rule one and out of the game, I score.
Watch what I make note of that. Watch what I take note.
Can't break the wall.
Got to calm that, I need you to calm that next thing.
My score, don't worry anytime.
Lacey not gonna lie NRG's playing in an upcoming RLCS they should sign you.
I was thinking about that actually.
Good play by them.
Nice.
Oh, Drew, you gotta finish.
That's a beautiful pass, dude.
I
Don't question working near true
I keep fucking demoing
And as soon as I get demoed my team which is just useless. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh my god, oh my god, he's just fucking sitting in the goal and getting his butt.
It's huge, it's huge.
Nice play, Lace.
Nice play lace.
No, dude, wait for it to easy finish.
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
My fucking demon!
2v1!
You like it, but you're sticking all the time into it.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Are you just sitting in the goal with them?
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm too good. I'm clearly too good for both clearly too good for this rank
Easy go for you
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
There we go.
That's pretty good.
GG.
GG's in the chat bro. GG's in the chat.
Hey, I told you I'll keep voting on me.
You will win points because it's chat's haters.
I know, but I'll be honest for I literally just need you to not help the other team and we win because me
I'm a type of player where I'm gonna win like by myself, you know what I mean
It's you
get another job nice how does he have lightning McQueen cards fucking safe
What the fuck did I just watch?
Oh, backflip, a little bicycle kick from Leigh.
Nice trick.
A little bicycle kick past the drew.
Well, that's what I do, Chad.
Set up the play.
I control the balls, put the balls in my hand, and I'm gonna tickle them and control them.
I'm not sure.
Too low. Not too low. Are you happy?
I said to be happy about it. Is the job finished?
I don't think so.
No, I got bombed
Son son
That's me. It's me. I'm a squire here. Oh my god, Drew.
That's true. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Stay true.
Give me some fucking blues.
I'm a demon, yeah, I want to really watch this replay close up in motion.
I hit the ball and then I play as a decoy, bumping him so he doesn't stop the ball.
See that?
Oh my God, I did it on purpose.
Oh God, I did.
I'm not even hitting.
I
Back to the back middle
It's hard to be signed.
I'm just a bill I have the best dick in town bro like I just locked this shit up when it
matters bro that's what I do baby that's what I do cuz I'm the prophecy I'm the
X Factor!
I'd be platinum, I'd be platinum in a game or two, I'd be platinum in a game or two, Chad, but I'm afraid of bonus
I'm telling you that the last thing on earth I'm letting happen is we lose this game
Did they just give true platinum?
Wait, what did you peek at before?
He got it.
He gets his own break.
Oh god.
Alright Drew, we're going to be playing against Plats now, okay?
me
you playing as flat now cut where you at where you at where you at where you at
where are you even fucking playing in the game
you just the ball you give up the ball
you hit the ball every time I see this shit all the time
I have a handicap on my team
Oh
Such a patient I mean such a patient
Right to me
I
True
Take them.
Oh, fuck.
Sure, that was a miss.
Bro, that shit was going in.
No, it wasn't. He missed it.
He deadass missed it. Look.
Oh, God, that was good.
Oh, you stole it from him.
Bro, it's gonna hit the back wall.
It's you.
You're gonna have two arm balls under you.
Take them.
Oh, I didn't I know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing, so what's this thing?
What do you call this?
That's actually such a smart defensive player I mean notice how I could angle there almost
I don't know, I feel like it's just impossible to hit that with Drew.
Yo, I'm literally flat!
I'm flat before it's from your older age.
No, it's not, man.
Great kickoff, I mean?
I got this I stop it
That's over the middle okay
I
Woman's curious where you're at I had a people pass over the middle
I'm not gonna watch that he literally passes to the other team like what if he's just directly
He's just playing for the other team
get back on it you get back on it
get back on it you get back on it
It's worth it for me.
How are my cheeks?
Wait, can you break down? Is that possible?
Can I what?
It's possible to break down?
Yes, but I'm so close to...
See, we're playing two Plats, Chats of Difference.
There's only one Plat in our lobby.
Like, skill-wise, it's me.
Yeah, why don't you see that ranking next to my name?
Yeah, because you're fucking me.
Just scratch my balls a little bit and I'll give it a sniff.
I'll be in juice.
It's called pre-workout.
Man, man, man, man, man.
Not there.
Oh, no.
You can give it a go.
No, you didn't.
Why are you guys saying Sunday?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Why are you guys saying sun to that as if I did something wrong?
I'm sure.
I'm here in here in defense.
Don't worry here in defense.
Here in defense.
I'm aerial.
Please stop aerial.
No!
Fuck.
Fuck. Can I get that?
What the fuck?
Well, I hate every time I do something, I see them just...
Fucking spam sun.
Shoot.
Fuck them up.
you know we gotta clear to fall out
stop it, save it save it
I'm going to get a boost.
No, I'm going to get a boost.
I'm going to get a boost.
I'm going to get a boost.
Stop there, stop there.
My god, bro, where you at?
you have you have you have you have best for me
there there there
What if it passed a whoo fucking caster, a fucking friendly glaze?
What if it passed a whoo?
I can't get this out.
I mean, I'm shy of my best out here to do everything.
No, what do we do everything we have the same amount of fun? Yeah, but like I'm like the only one going for shots
You're just not doing she
There's a long one I mean honest
You're still winning this though, it's a crazy bar.
With me, I'm the Hatchback here.
I
Little bit
How's that a long boy literally safety? What do you mean all blow?
I mean
I
Got not especially to import a truck like that Brab is gonna probably have a brab is fucking shit
Paul is how you get it get the five when you look at that movies
Because I'm not about to buy a fucking one point six million dollar fucking RV bigger
What the fuck?
Hey, look, no.
Hey.
You are a mess.
You are a mess.
You are a mess.
You can't really tell me a little better than I came to talk about where you're from.
I would actually shit on you if I were you.
I would.
I would.
I would put it on God.
I would put it on God.
I should have known you if I were you.
That's right.
I know what he's saying.
That's right.
I'm going to hop off.
I'm not 100% sure if I'm gonna be live tomorrow,
I gotta figure it out.
I'm feeling a little like, not burnt out,
but just like a little like, not burnt,
but just a little like, I need like a day off.
I don't know.
I might be live though, I'm trying to figure it out.
I'll probably end up going live, but I don't know.
Just cause I got a lot of shit coming up,
but if I'm not live tomorrow,
next stream will be on the 13th,
playing in the Ludwig 3D3 tournament.
Hopefully I get picked by a good team tomorrow.
And yeah, but W Sherman Chat, thank y'all for watching.
Hope, there's a lot of fun today.
Crazy day.
We met Luca, met Rob Polinka, JJ Redick, crazy stuff,
meeting people I watched play the basketball games
People I look up to watching them playing basketball games and then meeting them in real life. It's very cool. But I love you guys
Join the Twitter
Fuck at the Maybach
Yo, hope you say ya
Trying to get say ya
Bull momma, hey ya
Just wanna get paid
Get my home back
I can carry a bump, it's Mars, on Mars
When I flow, get me deep in that red money
Baby, had a nigga broke
Gotta get used to this type of service
Traffin' through the bag, though
I just put a big turn
About another nigga, hope
I just put your bitch on another bitch
And hit him broke
All of a sudden he a friend
When I send that bitch a toast
When she want attention, she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention, she was mine before she yo
She gon' get the cool chi like she can't
All we do is fuck, we don't want basic
I know some junk thug-goats in that lake
She just want to pop a pill and go to space
I drew gravity above the stars, going to Mars
When I flow, came here chipping out that money
They made me lad a nigga come
Gotta get used to this type of service
Traveling through the bag, dope
I just put a bitch on about another nigga home
When you bring your dog friends you