Lacy
🌧️ #1 DESKTOP STREAMER 🌧️ RAINY DAY FLOOD WARNING 🌧️ REACTIONS & GAMING 🌧️ GREAT VIBES 🌧️ TAPCAPS SOLD OUT 🌧️ !TAPCAP
02-16-2026 · 10h 15m
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still there, so I'm gonna kill my ass. I'm gonna, hold on,
that's time, something has to end there.
How we feeling y'all? Wait, hold up, hold up. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
How y'all doing today, Maine? W-early streaming to chat, y'all, W-early streaming to chat. We are live very early, as you guys can see.
Bright and early, sorry, my boxers are a little fucked up today.
Nice little early stream.
Why are y'all saying 11 p.m. for me and it's early?
Hey buddy, have you heard of these things called time zones?
Have you heard of these things called time zones?
My bad, I was celebrating a national holiday today.
My bad, my bad, I'm a proud American
and I was celebrating fucking presidency day, dude.
My bad, I'm sorry that I was celebrating the holidays.
God damn, God forbid,
Lacey celebrates the holidays today, dude.
I guess you were.
Wait, what holiday is it today?
Exactly.
It's not MLK day.
It's president's day, yes.
I was celebrating president's day.
I was throwing something on the grill
for all the presidents that have been here
all 62 presidents who have been a president
out our history in the United States of America. I was just celebrating a little bit, bro. But
we are live now. The reason I'm actually, okay, so I was supposed to go live at, I was supposed to go
live at 10 a.m. this morning, okay? And I'm gonna tell y'all what happened. And you guys are
gonna think I'm capping when I say this. Not capping. I will literally show you guys
picture proof right now, I'm going to show you guys picture proof right now.
Not happening when I say this, it's genuinely happened. Look, look.
National Weather Service, flash flood warning in effect till 2 p.m.
Dangerous in life-threatening situations, do not attempt to travel.
So I got that notification and obviously if I get a notification on my phone telling me that it's
light life-threatening and not safe to travel in California obviously I'm not I'm gonna listen
right I'm not gonna travel duh duh it's not AI so obviously I'm gonna travel I'm not gonna
travel if I do it fake message it's not a fake message it's not a fake pussy
boy scare of the rain okay so this isn't bad to you guys look at this look
at this this isn't bad to you guys
this isn't bad you guys
I can't, I can't drive.
Watch.
Dude, how am I supposed to drive?
It's fully flooded.
What are you guys saying?
I'm fucking driving in actual puddles.
I was basically driving in the ocean.
Look at that.
It's a lake on the water, on the road.
Look.
And look, this is me coming up the hill.
Our house is going to flood!
Our house is going to flood!
Look at this!
They had water.
Look at that! That was outside of the house!
It's a waterfall!
That house is going to flood!
My house is literally going to flood, bro!
That's a little puddle.
That's not a puddle if my house has a waterfall
coming out the front brick yard.
Are you guys fucking stupid?
Stupid that's a flash flood warning and I got a notification on my phone that said it was dangerous and life-threatening water
So obviously I'm not gonna drive in it
Obviously, I'm not gonna drive in it
Yo case on why are you talking shit, bro?
And I'm gonna be honest
So I waited for the rain to die down so I could drive home and then I drive I drive home
And there's there's floods going all throughout the hills
So I had to make sure that the house our house up here in the hills wasn't gonna flood
Because I'm pretty sure there was a tsunami going on. I'm almost positive
LA had a tsunami
I'm almost positive that's what happened
So that is why I'm live late because I was supposed to go to a farm today
And I was supposed to get, I was supposed to pet the goats and touch the camo, the camels and
Like see the animals and talk to the animals, but unfortunately the lady called or ring. Hello Lacey
Unfortunately, you cannot come to the farm today because all the animals are inside because of the flood
Dangerous water. So that's why I'm lively because my stream plans got canceled today
And I had to drive home in a flood flash flood dangerous warning honestly
In my opinion might be a hot take might be a little bit of a hot take
I haven't eaten anything all day by the way. Just want to let you guys know that so if I'm a little grumpy today
It's gonna have to eat anything all day
Hot take though the fact that I drove home case I was calling me. Yeah, okay, so what's up?
I
Have a box for you
Yeah, I got a box for everybody here at the house
Hey dumb fuck there's a T in it to tsunami
The tea is silent, tsunami.
You're an idiot.
No, you're a fucking idiot.
And then how the fuck do you,
when you turn into an L.A. Sissy boy,
what happened to you,
but what happened to the fucking,
the Pennsylvania Reaper Lacey,
where I'm talking about fucking my house
is gonna get flooded.
Yeah, yeah, there's a fucking waterfall
coming from the brick yellow road outside the house,
obviously, and then I get a notification
on my phone talking about life-threatening water.
Like, obviously it'll be a little bit scary to drive
in a brand new $200,000 car I just got.
They're a dick sucker.
No I'm not because you have to understand I just got this new car it's a load of the
ground car it's a soft top convertible and now I'm trying to drive home and
flash flood warnings in high dangerous life-threatening conditions that's what
it said on the notification yes that's why I'm late today yes I'm not a bitch
I'm not a pussy. I will call me a pussy. You've never seen a rain before? Yes, I have. You
guys know where I grew up? I grew up in Erie, Pennsylvania, literally the home of the snow,
home of the rain. Anyways, that's what I was saying. I think that everybody in this
chat, instead of complaining and being rude and disrespectful, you guys should all be
grateful and start getting me subs. That's my personal opinion. And the reason you
you guys start giving me subs is because name another streamer who would drive home in life
threatening conditions just so he can stream for his community. None. Just me, bro. Just
me. Just me. Driving home, life on the line, laying my entire life out on the line just
select a stream for you guys.
That's why you guys should all give me five subs right now.
That's why you guys should all give me five subs right now.
It's one centimeter of rain, by the way.
You guys realize if I go outside right now,
the whole street's flooded.
If I go outside right now,
the entire fucking street's flooded.
Okay, do it.
Drill!
Drill!
Come here with the phone and backpack!
I will show you! I will!
Can you get the phone and backpack? I'm trying to prove to you you're sucking morons in the chat.
What?
Just get the phone and backpack, bro.
What the fuck is he talking about, dude?
I'm not going driving.
I'm going to go out and show you guys the road and show you how flooded it is so you
guys can see for yourself instead of thinking that I'm sitting here lying about why I'm
lively.
I literally drove in life-threatening conditions today.
I could have died and you guys are sitting here complaining about me streaming a couple
hours late. Yo Hanley, thank you so much for the five
gifts in it. Thank you for appreciating the hard work that I put in dude. Really
appreciate the five gifts in it for the hard work that I put in dude. Thank you
so much. Thank you so much. A few things we got to talk about before I go IRL
real quick chat. First off, the TapKap minigame. Some loser decided to ruin
the entire minigame and found he created some type of cheat or hack where he can fly around
and just get the high score. So they're working right now on transitioning the minigame to
the official app store. So it'll stop all cheaters from playing the minigame but it's
It's going to take some time to get it to an official app in the app store.
But we are changing up the prices a little bit because it's now impossible to know who
wins.
So the way the new the new pricing rules, the way it's going to work, hold on, let me
get let me get what they said.
They said it's going to work.
Since people are hacking the game, the top score will not be awarded a PC anymore.
that is in the top anyone that scores 40 plus points will be entered in with a
chance to win all the prizes so if you score 40 plus points in the minigame you
will be have a chance to win the PC okay all you get is 40 plus and if you do end
up winning and you have a score that is like 300 we know you're cheating so
you're just not gonna get the PC so any cheaters you're not gonna win no
No matter what now.
Ha ha, fuck you.
Ha ha, thanks for the thousand bits.
What about the giveaway?
The giveaway will be drawn tonight.
So Chad, I have this stream that I want to do with clicks, okay?
Let me know what you guys think about this idea that I want to do tonight with clicks.
So hopefully the driving conditions aren't too bad and clicks can still come.
So when Klicks comes over tonight, I want to do me and Klicks playing ranked, every death
equals one shot.
So every time me and Klicks die, because Klicks is 21 now, we have to take a shot.
And I want Klicks to get drunk for the first time on stream.
So as long as Klicks still comes and he's down to do that idea, that might be what
we do later tonight is one, every death equals a shot.
Don't stream snipe us, guys.
Don't stream snipe us.
Okay, don't stream snipe us, don't stream snipe us.
W, but smoke weed instead.
Five, seven, four.
You see upstairs now?
Yeah, after four nights in the night.
Wait, Kamel, you put down a little up there,
I don't have a boat on the way.
Yeah.
What are we on?
I'm just going to show them how fluffy the street is right now.
Because they don't believe me.
I have a boat on the way.
You have a boat on the way?
Yeah, so we could go on a boat.
Okay.
A boat?
Yeah.
Fire, man.
I don't want a fucking boat on the water.
Um, fuck, I was going to say something.
Also, guys, guess what I realized today?
I was sitting here.
And I got a text and a text said, Lacey, your birthday's in two days.
Do you want to get dinner with everyone?
And I was like, yeah, I mean, great, like, meet all the guys, we can all go out to dinner
for my birthday.
And then I realized that Ron and Marlon Paul left, Jason left, it's just gonna be me here,
on my birthday alone by myself.
But at least I got to yell in the chat, right?
At least I got you guys.
At least I got to yell.
So I will be streaming on my birthday
because I'm alone, I'm a loser.
Acer with the 70 gifted!
Mang!
Acer, thank you for a big 70 gifted in the chat, man.
W70!
What is your question?
What?
The book gets here in like 15 minutes.
Do you want to wait 15 minutes?
No, I want to show them the flood first.
Okay, I was going to say we can have a little two in one.
No.
Okay.
This chat thinks I'm lying about a fucking flood.
Well, there is a flood, though.
My grandpa died today.
You're making me feel better.
Amen.
Rest in peace.
I'm so sorry that your grandpa passed away today.
I hope he gets better.
And I hope that everybody in your family
deals very well with it and can overcome the tragedy that
has struck your life.
and just know that even though things might seem sad,
things might seem down right now,
just know that it does get better
and he's in a better place now.
Amen.
And I'm glad that the stream is cheering you up
and you know, can bring some laughs.
Ace her with the 44 gifted!
Ace her, thank you for another 44 gifted subs
the chat! WASER! Stop laughing. I'm gonna go outside really quick and then when we come
back in I'm gonna do reactions. So pinned in the comm is the thread of reaction if you
want to post anything in the thread for me to react to specifically post it in there,
okay? Alright, alright, which broke. I don't even know if you go outside about a fucking
like rain suit. It's pouring.
Well, I have an idea. We can put the chat on the boat.
The chat? Oh, I'm gonna put the chat on the boat.
I'll sign below the contraptions.
Okay. I'm gonna show them all.
It's fucking, it's really bad weather outside in LA right now.
Flash flood warnings I showed you guys the shit.
It's down pouring. It's flooding all the streets of LA.
So it is bad outside.
So just be prepared when we go outside, okay?
Hold on.
Holy shit.
Okay, I know it might not look that bad.
As you guys can see, it is pouring rain out here.
As you can see by the water dripping down the camera.
camera is actually down pouring okay all right I know it doesn't look bad right
now but you guys saw the videos earlier on my snap it was bad no on God before
it was really bad like the cars aren't like for no reason dude right now I might
not see that bad but I'm telling you earlier today it was this is not bad
This is the launch and let's go to the back right
Look look at this
John yes, we did there's fucking water actually man. This is a
How old do I say to sun?
You know how much it has to rain for there to be a fucking puddle like this going down the street in the hills?
This is literally the definition of a flood
Bro, that's a drain. It's a puddle
Listen
Look at this ready watch this shit
Literally a full-on like flood was happening
I'm not a la sissy boy
Wait, so we wait so I saw you guys down the actual street itself
Wait so I show you guys the actual you know she's a golf cart. I mean, I don't know if it's charged. It could be dead
I'm I'm just thinking we're both gonna complain walking up the hill
Don't ask me I'm complaining about a little puddle
Wait was the golf cart because it's electric and a fuck up in the rain
No
Life threatening baby rage you guys literally saw the national weather alert that got sent to all our phones
Like you guys are haters you guys are all from fucking sweet ass places
Probably fucking like Camden, New Jersey like a pussy ass place
Wait is that place pussy?
Wait you should have been calling that place pussy brother
Wait is that place not pussy?
We can not step foot in Camden after that, I'm not gonna lie
Wait why is pussy is a cam-
Camden not pussy?
Camden not pussy?
Alphanopolis
Okay, I'm at Cherry Hill Cherry Hill. Let me try to switch it back to the Wi-Fi
How about you get the golf cart out dude?
Fuck it's so
Oh, Christ, so familiar.
What do we do?
I can't stand this Wi-Fi at this house.
Well, let's try to switch back.
We'll use a towel and clean it up.
It didn't even rain here.
What are you saying? Jason got fired.
Jason's on a fire?
Yeah.
Cap.
No, he didn't.
Jason got a fire.
He's a bit alive.
No way.
Oh!
Fire.
He did!
Okay, now, keep it going, Jay. Keep it going.
Don't let it go out.
Oh my gosh.
It's a lamicki fire?
In this moment, a collective thought grips the mind of over 40,000.
Perhaps Jason can survive.
My God, Jason made a fire.
I can't wait till I show up on that island and stomp that bitch out.
When I show up to that island, I'm stomping all over that weak-ass little fire.
Oh my god, he's actually getting it going.
This chatcher is hard and he's not actually going.
Oh, I'm not actually going to the island.
Yo, I'm telling you guys right now, I am streaming something on the island.
I'm going to be there.
I'm telling you all right now, I'm not a fake demon.
I'm not a fake demon.
Why are you using a top cap hoodie to dry it off and get like a towel?
Here, this is yours, no?
Isn't this like an expensive suit jacket?
someone's ripped be the it's a bit bigger yeah
this you know it's fine what do you know
the tap-capped be mode I think okay so low low lamp try to seat off a little bit
Not a much no I can't wait to prove this that wrong and show them the fucking flooding
All right, you ready? I hop in all right you get it out and then I'll hop in. Okay. How do I get it out though?
I hit reverse and then
Pull into the tree a little bit and another reverse
Last forward well dude you just hit a tree
Keep going keep going keep going
keep going I'm telling you if someone's room keep going yeah do you have like
like keep going keep going I said that right now pull forward yep right into a
tree love that all right keep going me me I parked it I parked it keep going
Stop, stop, stop! Alright, now pull forward.
I'm pulling the pushes, dude!
Dude! Alright, keep...
Both of you can get out from this, I think.
You gotta turn a little, do you turn a little?
I think you clear that.
Oh, fuck, there's a wall behind you, hold on.
Look, I gotta deal with this wall.
You gotta straighten out like this.
Fuck, pull forward again.
Yeah, how do I do this?
Don't turn your back with the wheel, though,
because it's going to hit Gilbert's car.
Wait, so how do I turn?
I think you just got to pull back,
and then we got to readjust again.
That didn't make any fucking sense.
The same turn wheel.
All right.
Oh, yeah, they're lucky right.
They're right.
Oh, the light, the light, alright!
You saved the light after I already hit it.
Bro, because I didn't think you were going to keep backing up.
You were looking.
Alright, now you can get out.
Yeah, actually I'm...
Yeah, now you're just going to go straight back, I think.
Maybe with a little turn?
Slight turn?
Yeah.
Yeah, just go straight back.
I'm not. You're good.
Third pack.
What about house damage?
Yeah, it was. From the storm.
It was from the storm.
I'm going to get something to sit on because I don't have a change of pants here.
This will do.
I'm gonna sit on. It's not wet. It's not wet? No.
It's a little wet. You're a little bitch.
I don't have a change of pants here. I don't live here.
You guys call me a sissy boy and then you have a guy like this.
Bro, I don't live here. I don't have a change of quote.
Fucking storming and shit.
Luckily we're going far, bro. I'm just going to short a check of floor.
I don't want a wet asshole day, asshole.
Chomps, this is my backpack.
I
Don't even know I need to check the fucking gulp
Why is it going so slow?
Why is it going so slow?
Fuck it.
No bro, if you pick up the fucking speed, we're going two miles an hour.
Is it because I left it in the rain?
It has water damage?
Possibly.
So as you guys can see, there's puddles everywhere.
Driving on puddles right now.
There's a big puddle on the side.
Can you take it off the map?
Holy shit, look at this.
It's a fucking waterfall.
It's an actual river going down a thing
you guys can see and moving down.
Look at that.
This is the definition of a flood.
Oh my God, look down there.
It's fucking crazy.
How is this so can you speed up it's the fastest
What's this you wait? What's the way see the neighbor's house? They're gonna be like, oh shit
They see that actually was a bad flood. We apologize for being mad at you being late
We'll get you tense up here now and the subject of flying
That's what making that ticking noise
Look at this flood track
I'm driving in puddles and shit. Look at this. Where's the waterfall at?
Okay.
Yo, I put it on everything I love. I was not lying.
Yeah, I literally put it on everything I love. I'm not lying and I was not lying.
Look at this video. Look at this video.
Oh my god the house is generally going to flood.
That was right there it was fucking it was a water.
You can see the leftover water going.
How much on the main road?
How would I AI a snapchat video?
You guys clearly don't know how rain works, bro.
It's just clearly flooding earlier this morning.
That's why I got a flash flood life-bretting danger warning on my phone.
Look at this!
Look at all this rainwater, dude!
Maybe there's a flood in the parking lot?
Oh, look at that!
Holy shit, you see that?
That doesn't happen just from a little bit of rain. This is real shit that look it dripping down a driveway all the way
Look at this puddle trying to turn into the off the road. Look at this. That's not no fucking joke, dude
They're saying there's more water in their toilet bowls. That's tap
This is a full-on puddle the middle of the road. What?
Look at this
Yeah, that's why. So, for those of you wondering why, if there's no water, there's a sponge
in the middle of the road that clearly soaked out a flood of. That's why there's no...
How much battery do we have on this? Bro, you said we were good.
Nah, nice bro.
Fucking 3%
Wait, why is it an error code?
Oh no...
Oh, you're about to block all these people.
Oh no...
You can go around me if you want!
Cars going a little slow because of the flood. Sorry guys in the back behind me.
Peace when we're not coming up the hill, I will kill the asshole.
I think it's my door to Azure.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Uh oh.
Oh, we're running.
There's a car behind us.
Is this here?
It's not making up air.
Okay.
Uh, this is not making it up the hill.
Fuck.
Two percent?
You're not supposed to push it.
No, it's like, it's like it gets a little bit of juice.
And then look.
It stops.
You gotta stop it.
Prime it up.
Uh.
There we go.
I'm not pushing, Jack.
He has to push.
You're fucking heavier than me.
So it wouldn't make sense for me to push it.
Fucking dumbass, Jack.
Dude, we're never...
You know when I got the steve's part again, right?
Is he even a chance to convince it?
over there. It just turned off. I swear it just turned off. See the screen is black.
I'm not getting the pushing
Dude we're wrong
Bro if you just get out and give it a little push I swear we'll make it
I guess I'm not gonna get out of here just gonna drive away without me
How do you? I'll drive you good you push. Okay
Ready?
Back to you at the same time.
Nope.
Holy shit.
It's working.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Oh, fuck.
It's up.
Yeah?
It's up.
Oh, girl.
Oh, my God.
Wait.
This is actually a problem.
It's half fucking zero.
No, it's not.
Sorry, God.
It's half zero.
All right.
Let me push again.
Let's try one more time.
Oh, fuck.
Try one more time.
Just push.
I know what the best part to waste the last battery is.
Play a little song maybe?
Oh it's fully dead huh?
Wait, was that you banging on it?
Trying to push it again?
It's fully dead?
Hey! It's still going!
Fuck.
Oh, oh!
Stop it, stop it!
Okay, okay, we have a serious problem.
What do we do?
We're fucking, we're not even close to the house.
We gotta go up fucking Mount Everest.
Wait, well I don't understand, how is it dry?
Sorry.
I don't, I actually don't know.
I don't know why I think you're
destroying the battery by doing this.
Hey, buddy.
Should I see if breaking the battery by doing this?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yo, Chad, can you guys tell a deathly help?
I was saying you're ruining the battery.
So what do I fucking do?
We look here, I go walking, get a charger, and then somehow plug it in.
Wait, I have an idea.
My door-dash was brought to be here.
He could pull us up.
No, you just want food, fat-ass!
No, it's for you to fucking...
How did he pass us?
But once we hit 7 miles an hour it stops.
Yeah, it keeps dying every time I try to get up the hill.
I get it?
Is it crazy to say I think we can make it up?
Slowly but surely?
I'm gonna take it 20 minutes, but yeah.
Oh well we're not, but we're losing progress. You can't let off the break.
Over foot.
We're in the middle of the road.
They said the app's not coming.
them. Fuck. Call Adept! Break, break, break. We can't roll down anymore. I know. It's
I thought it donated saying it was a gun and push
Your call has been reported.
Well, yeah, that's what it's all about.
Is that guy gonna like me anymore, bro?
I haven't seen him in a week and he just airs my phone calls.
Yeah, we're low-key making progress.
Yeah, we are, but...
Oh, you wanna try pushing again?
Brother, you are sitting here texting your door dasher!
Yeah, cause I have fucking...
Shit, I have to make sure it gets there.
No, the cops say you don't care.
Okay, what if we get the generator bringing all the way down here and charge up the golf
cart?
Not by a shout.
Generator's a bit heavy though.
How can we bring the generator down here without carrying it?
a car? put it in the car. we can't fit a golf cart in a car you idiots. you guys have
zero common sense in this guy. call lopie. could call lopie. maybe he has a solution?
Why would you turn it off now we're fucked no now we're actually fucked it's fully dead
nope it's on it's on it's trying oh I'm telling you it's trying it's on it's full
He said.
Is this starting to rain harder?
Sounds like it.
The fucking storm is coming.
I can't push it up this hill. It's too heavy.
Calm Marlin. He is across the earth.
Do I have to get a toad?
Oh, there's a car coming.
It's my fucking doorbaster.
Oh my god.
Do you think I can squeeze by it?
What's the easiest solution here?
Toeing it?
it pushing it it's not possible it's too heavy you know the rain is actually picking up there's
no way I get stuck in there's gonna start downpour there's just no fucking way it's my life also
I want to prove this dumbass chat wrong where we can't we can't leave it here look this is blocking
this person yeah I know Drew I know he got that he's good he'll be good y'all on the other hand
Uh, I think that's just a gate.
Look, the gate's not here.
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
Toe, it's the easiest?
So I gotta call a tow truck right now.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Toe truck company.
How did I just get an order from Cat-Cat?
Oh, they're nine miles away.
Roadside assistance.
What tow company do I get?
Ask this guy.
Ask this guy.
Ask him what?
To pull us.
With what?
With what?
A fucking rope or something, I don't know.
Oh my god, this is so bad.
It's actually the worst thing ever.
I'm at its entry.
We will arrive in minutes. Roadside assistance, emergency towing.
Yeah, but how much is this gonna cost me?
How you doing, sir?
Unfortunately my golf cart died while I'm trying to get up the hill thinking I have a little water damage here
China are you trying to leave?
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how I get this up the hill sorry about that happy birthday. I see the balloons
My neighbors
Wait, here. The user manual. How do you open it?
Well, how do you open this?
Maybe there's a solution.
Paul, you know what's crazy? I actually think you might be the worst person in the world to get stuck in any situation with.
Why?
Any situation I can even think about it.
I'm trying to think of a fucking solution.
The most stuck with you is the worst fucking one.
Yeah, your solution is to spend a thousand hours to get towed fucking five meters.
Yeah, great solution for that ass.
Yeah, I don't have much of a fucking, I don't have much of a solution here.
How are we going to start pushing buddy?
How are we going to start pushing buddy?
Can you help me push actually?
Yeah.
But who's going to control it?
What do you mean?
Don't you got to put in neutral?
We control it.
You have to put in neutral, no?
All right.
It's in dry.
Is it?
Alright, so I like trap hot it up.
The camera?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I have an idea.
Wait, what happens if we take it out of break and then it starts rolling back though?
We have to catch it.
Yeah, I'm gonna put the trap, I'm gonna put some guys in the golf cart.
No, so a dad's not coming because a dad said fuck you and doesn't want to help you.
Okay, Lace, you ready?
I'm about to put in neutral, you ready?
Fuck.
You'll be good.
How we feelin?
That's the best view you guys are gonna get.
What is that view?
Well, us. First thing.
Unless you want to just leave it down here.
Sure, fuck it, let's go. Ready?
Three, two, one.
Well, it's not a neutral. It's not moving.
If there was a neutral, we'd be able to roll.
We have to switch any neutral.
It's a neutral!
Put it in drive then.
It's in drive now.
Take off break they're saying parking brake on how do you turn the parking brake off place
Yeah, it doesn't have one.
So you're right.
No, I'm not today.
Oh, this here?
Chad, where is it?
Driver seat.
It's not a car, dude!
Right there!
Spin-knob effects.
Oh, no.
Undersea they're saying.
So I have to...
Where?
Do you wear under the seat?
They're all saying under the seat, moron.
Where?
Right there lift it up
So you're telling me if I lift this seat up
I'm gonna move the backpack
Alright
Where is this model I've wanted to do today?
Hey, this chair is so stupid.
Where is it, Jack?
They're just so fucking useless.
They're pointing and laughing.
I'm not listening to them anymore.
Right there. You missed it.
What is this?
Don't believe them.
Grab me.
Oh, it's Luca.
Make sure it's in on the inside.
I mean there's literally no solution other than to call it a tow truck there's
no solution to other than to call it a tow truck no let's let's power it up with
what let's run an extension cord from the house to here to charge it
That's nice for far. Oh, that's what pride pride a hundred feet
It's not a neutral look chat it is
See it's a neutral. There's dry numbers neutral. That's neutral
They're saying I'm right
use the generator? I did, I didn't see the generator.
Yeah, we could put the generator on the back of here and run a cord right here and charge
it. Yeah, we have to.
Do we even know where the charger is? For what?
The golf cart. Yeah, maybe.
So what happens when we come back down here and the golf cart's moved?
Fuck, I don't want to block this person's driveway.
Electric cars don't work like gas cars, they can't move even if they're neutral.
Nice.
What did I even do this for, dude?
All this to prove these fucking baby rages in the chat wrong?
Oh my god, I'm a fat pay-the-loser.
Okay. We gotta go up and get the generator.
Yeah, you gotta go up and grab the generator.
Well, we have to go up and grab the generator.
Yeah, you gotta go up and grab the generator.
Come on, let's go.
Should we leave a note on the car?
A note?
Because we're blocking the driveway.
He just came out and said we're fine.
Okay.
I hope it was starting to storm.
No, please don't start to rain hard. Please don't start to rain hard.
Wait, the generator is working? That rain?
I don't know. I don't think I'm going to get out.
Oh, no.
I'm glad it's pouring harder. You'll be better hurry up.
Yo dude.
Oh no.
What are the odds of this shit, dude?
Winter.
Winter.
It's not bowling, I see it.
It's a stupid ass fucking segment, bro.
It's not what I wanted to do! Oh my god! This is supposed to be a desktop stream!
get your car in a strap what does that even mean okay still there's not rolling at all
I see it. It's still there.
I'm tired already.
Maybe I'll reward myself a little food after this.
I'll have a shout.
Toe it with your car.
Yeah, but how do I toe it? That doesn't make sense.
Wait, you real quick?
We can hear.
Okay, what did I say?
Fuck you, Beats.
All right.
I ain't generated for a resmet so first we gotta buy the car
Stop seeing someone behind me wait do we even know where the golf cart charger is?
That's what I said bro and the Wi-Fi's not even popping up
Is it right?
There it is.
Is this it?
Um, no.
Okay, I see a tick where it is.
I found it, I found it.
Okay, let's get it.
Come on, take it.
What are we thinking?
Take this out to the puddles?
Put your straps on top?
Thoughts?
Yes.
Alright.
That.
After this segment.
What time is the generator to work in the rain?
All right, what do you got here?
Right here. Hopefully the charger's not broken. It's been left in the rain.
What?
The charger.
I don't think the charger can get broken from being left in the rain.
So this is the charger?
I think so, right?
Are you sure?
Could be wrong.
I don't remember being the one.
Let's see if it works on a dapps golf cart then.
Yeah, they're different golf carts.
That's what I'm saying. If it doesn't work on a dapps, it works on doors.
It doesn't work on a dapps.
It will be yours.
Okay, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Now, how are we going to get the generator down here?
Uh, hmm.
GILLY!
I think he's put with a bat, no?
Well, if we, should we check the garage?
Maybe there's like a cart or something we could take?
Like a little like, like lunch cart?
You know what I'm talking about?
Lunch cart?
Remember when you went-
Do you think we're in the A3 cafeteria?
What the fuck do you mean a lunch cart?
You use those to transport things. Maybe there's one in the garage, you kid.
Oh, fuck me, what?
Yes.
I guess I'm not fucking being in the-
Fuck it.
I'm thinking of solutions and shit.
I'm thinking of solutions and shit.
Fuck you!
Your brain is fucking acting!
You said not!
You can't think of shit, you have no-
Lunch cards!
You have no fucking ideas!
You don't have a fucking school on you!
How are we gonna get a lunch card?
You know what I came with?
Think it's a good idea, bro!
Put it in a lunch card!
Dude, you're fucking ideas!
Pick it up.
Oh my gosh, does he even work?
Yeah, we need a lunch card.
Yeah, exactly, we need a fucking lunch card.
Asshole.
Fuck you!
I think we're in a different server than them.
Hey!
What?
Right there.
He was scared you could put the generator in there.
top I didn't put the wheel out you put the wheel chair all the way down box okay
yo see this right here is an ass wheelchair but I have a kid one day a
wheelchair my baby's gonna be there's gonna be tough it's gonna have tech it's
gonna be remote control it's gonna have all type of swivel tech very
sturdy durability this is a weak ass wheelchair bro I don't want to fucking
I don't want to talk to you either.
Everyone's saying, all right.
You said, fuck me and less me.
Yeah, because you took your golf cart out
with low battery knowing that it was going to die
at the bottom of the hill.
No, I thought 4% would make it to the hill and back up.
No, you can't because that's happened to you before.
You've been in this for the exact same time.
No, it's never fully died.
It's gotten back up before.
It's the first time it's ever fully died.
So what are you going to do?
I'm going to get the wheelchair
and put the generator in the wheelchair,
take the wheelchair down the hill,
start it up, and come back up.
Why don't you just push it up the hill?
Oh, you want to try that?
It doesn't move.
It doesn't move, that's stuck.
We've done this before.
It's stuck, it doesn't move.
Trust me.
You might just not be pushing it enough.
Oh, no, trust me.
I trust you.
So you're going to put a generator and all these solar
go charge it and then push it up the hill.
No, I'm going to drive it up the hill.
But the handbrake is probably on.
Turn it on, put it in neutral.
It'll move.
It's a handbrake.
It doesn't have a handbrake.
It's an electric.
It's a lecture to have a handbrake.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
It's right around the corner.
There's no way you can't get it up the hill.
Can you help me move back?
No.
No, no.
I'm here to support, though, but not too much.
He's like, oh, he's not.
Yeah, we looked for a handbrake.
There wasn't a handbrake.
It was only drive, reverse, and neutral.
Is that generator even working with soaps?
Wait, do generators work if they get wet?
I don't know, try to maybe turn it on.
Wait, read the directions.
Maybe it's waterproof.
Here, y'all.
Problem solving.
Oh, don't just hit me.
No, we lot for a bang, bang.
They do?
It works.
OK.
Trust you guys, Chad.
I'm trusting you guys.
OK, I guess I'll read it here, then.
Um, how do they seek problem solving?
My usual low part is like 10 feet down the hill.
Oh, 10 feet?
All the way down.
It's right around the corner now.
All the way down.
Oh, so you didn't even get it up the hill at all.
I just thought like halfway there's a wrong bend.
That's easy.
I don't need to hurt my hands.
Come on, Jack.
Yeah, hold on, Dar, let's head to the field text.
I'm just like, what could possibly be so important
that I need to look at my text right now?
I'm in the hospital, got hit by a car, I'm dying.
And I don't give a fuck about golf carts stuck at the bottom of the hill.
Damn you, bro, I'm trying to save the golf cart.
Car!
Does that have gas in it?
Yeah, it has gas in it.
Alright.
So how am I going to...
Here, I'll hold the other half.
You ready? Three, two, one.
Can you get up?
Okay, okay.
W wheelchair.
Nice.
Okay.
Hey, hold on.
Hey!
I'm a charmer, so I'll show you a backpack in a sec.
Do you need some assistance?
No.
I don't care.
Okay, well I'm trying to...
Wait, you just broke the cord.
How do I break the cord?
No, I thought you put the cord here.
Dude, you are the dumbest person I've ever met in my entire life.
What's your ass up, bro?
Can you hold...
Put the cord under the shoulder.
No, use the cord to strap this thing.
Oh, Jesus.
I'll hold this on the side.
Put it right there.
Guys, sort of got my survival skills.
It might be up there with light.
Wait.
Tuck it through these parts.
It's fine.
My survival skills genuinely might be up there with some of the top in the world.
And now, literally, careful.
You literally just see them today. See them today, by the way.
3GG. Wait, what could go wrong here, Jack?
Here we go.
Pooing everybody wrong.
Jason's on island.
I could have had that fire made yesterday.
I could have already had a full fucking wooden treehouse built.
I have the survival skills of a tiger in a wild and out of a jungle.
How far down is it?
It's pretty far, dude.
Just around the corner.
Just this corner, right?
Yeah.
So it's not all the way down.
Well, no.
It's like halfway down the hill down right down here.
But I'm telling you that it's impossible.
I tried it.
I'm one of the strongest people.
One of the strongest people.
Yeah.
I'm going to get my car on the side.
I'm going to give you a good ride with me.
You can't drive that in the rain!
You can't drive that in the rain, it's electric, it's going to electrocute you.
Well really, what happens if you put it close to the water? It electrocutes.
What happens if you put an electric bike in the rain? It electrocutes.
It's fucking common sense.
I swear people don't even realize how smart I am.
Come on, Lace.
All right, so this right here is where shit gets real.
I don't think the problem is.
I feel bad for the neighbor.
Oh, you guys have a gun at the golf cart.
Oh, now I'm allowed to move.
It's moving right from here.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, just push it.
Go ahead, try to push it.
Superman, I think he's fucking,
3,000 tons
Can you hurry up? Can you hurry up?
Like I just want to do reactions, Michael. I really just want to react to the Twitter column. I want to react
How long is it going to take?
Can you tell me where was the actual flood warning today?
Yeah, Black Flood.
They don't believe me. The whole reason I got in this situation
is because I'm lying about there being life-threatening floods.
It's cause of the chat. Yes.
Yes.
Alright, are you sure there's not a parking brake or something?
Yes.
What happens when you turn it on?
It doesn't turn on.
at all no why do you want to pack a cigarette in front pilot was here oh
i feel really bad for the neighbors
i'm sorry in advance sir have you touched them at all what are you what are you trying to do here
your stuff i'll get this into that okay let's see if it works let's put this on
back so we could drive with it.
We can't drive while it's charging.
Ah, fuck.
Huh, perfect.
What do you think?
Four is probably better, right?
Hmm.
Or this oh my god hold on this way. Can I hold on this way?
Okay
It could have had a gas.
Folks, now we got to look at gas.
Okay.
What's the approach you're taking here?
Oh, these gas, look.
What's that mean?
There you go.
Huh?
There you go.
Uh-huh.
What happened?
It's not starting.
Yeah, it's probably soaked.
Probably gotta dry it off.
Shake it off a little bit.
You gotta choke it.
Oh, you do have to do the choking.
What does that mean?
Remember, you have to choke it.
You have a bunch of water to mix in with the gas.
You gotta shake it out.
How do you choke?
How do you choke?
It's flooded. The kill switches off, maybe?
What do you guys mean by choke?
Remember you did it when you turned it on last time?
You like flip some buddy.
Hey, go try to get back in there.
You flip this button over here, Lace.
I got a massive level three high player here.
Let's go again.
Here you go now.
Don't you have a little crack attack here?
We'll get that one.
We already got one.
Yeah, I'm feeling a few crack attacks already there.
Maybe the generator might be flooded, if you think about...
Oh, God, it's coming out.
I'm just predicting the area here.
I can't feel it. I can't feel it.
Oh, God, it's coming out.
How are we gonna...
I just need to go out and get a car out.
Okay.
Was there a shot at it?
It was pretty good.
Here, turn it on and reverse it.
It doesn't move.
It was really spotting, but you're filming it right.
Okay.
It was okay.
You're just sitting there and filming it.
You can't put that into my address.
It's going to come out of my computer.
Okay, I'll talk about that.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Turn it on.
Get it away.
Turn it on.
So it will parking brake.
I did it, I did it, wait it's working now.
Would you show it, would you show it?
No, go ahead.
So you could get it as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now with a drink.
There's a stove.
They're neutral, right?
Does it have enough juice to dry the...
No.
So, why are the lights off for everything?
I'm telling you, I'll try, but it'll stop after like five seconds and it'll die.
Not even, like two and a half.
Okay, so maybe go neutral so it starts reversing, and when it's in neutral, you and Drew get behind it and start pushing it.
Alright, it's in neutral. Where is it?
No sound in there.
What do we do with this?
What do we do with the wheelchair?
And should we move the generator?
Should we put the brakes on the wheelchair?
I think, see?
You gotta just push it up the hill, Carl.
I told you, who tried, it does not move.
It's not a neutral.
Look, it's a neutral.
It wasn't neutral.
Well, let's put it in drive.
It's not how electric things work.
Link says put it in drive, because that's putting it in roll.
Put it in drive.
Put it in drive.
Hold on.
You gotta run back real quick.
I don't know what to do.
hold on you gotta run back you're quick all right well this is not moving
Did you try crying in the generator?
Is there some juice in it because all the lights are on.
I can try to go up the hill a tiny bit. I'll show you what happens.
Watch this.
I believe you. You should try to boost it up a little.
And it turns off.
Thanks.
We'll just roll back through on his driveway.
I think that's kind of how these things work, Mark.
You have a little bit of juice, you can step on it, you can go.
Uh-oh.
You're starting to rain, Lace.
Huh?
It's starting to rain.
Just push it up the hill, man.
I'm gonna burst it up the hill.
Oh, wait!
You couldn't burst it up the hill.
It's the momentum that it tries to take up the hill.
It kills it.
It doesn't have enough juice for that.
You have to do the other side with the switch right here, don't you have to choke it remember
You did it last time. No, how do you do it? How do you do it? It would this level I think right? Yes
Yeah, I had it on start
the oil or the gas yeah
Put it flat on flat ground.
I'm saying choke it.
It's on choke where the chat has no idea what they're talking about.
Look.
Come here.
Right here it says choke. The choke is on choke.
Priming. Now they're saying a priming.
Fuel each other is gas. Fuel switches on, they're fueling it.
The primer bulb.
The black switch under the lever, the black switch under the lever, that, what, yes, what,
put this on choke?
It's what it was on and they told me to move it.
Start choker on yeah, I know that's what I've been trying to do, but it's not working
Yes, this child realize I already got a generator work three times. I'm doing the exact same thing
It's just not working the fuel lines on look fuel Vab on when it's pointing down it's down
The gas valve is not off. It says down means on. It's down. You see it. Fuel on. It says
it right there.
Oh, now we're by ourselves. Nice, bro. Never is fucked. We're actually fucked. Call a fucking
Don't talk bro.
Miss Ashworth only moved the thing to say she had to move his car when he didn't even go anywhere.
He just lied.
He said I'm blocking his driveway when he didn't even go anywhere.
Now, now you have to bring it back up the hill.
So now, instead of just bringing a golf cart back up, we gotta bring a wheelchair and a
generator.
Nice bro.
We're fucked.
No get shot, there's guys.
There's guys.
asking if we can use this outlet maybe.
Check oil every eight hours, they're like a leak.
Okay, what if, because it's been sitting, we can get a little bit of juice to get past
the driveway now?
Fun of that idea.
I'll try.
I won't send it, so we can go further.
We might.
We might.
We're trying to figure it out right now.
I'll just get you a nice Toyota before.
You have a Toyota?
I've got a car right there.
How would it work?
Do you have something to do with?
I'll just get you a nice toilet before.
Do you have a tow truck?
I've got a car right there.
How would it work if you had something to do with it?
Man, we can hook it up with something.
We might need to.
I thought a generator would work, but it's not working.
Did it die?
Yeah.
I'm going to try it one more time to get enough juice to go up the hill,
but if it doesn't work, I might need you to win.
And that would mean a war...
Uh-oh.
You ready?
go go go fuck turn off and on
dude
try again
Okay, turn that one.
Okay, let's retard it.
You can't push it.
You can't.
It doesn't work.
No, I'm a pushy cat.
I guess this is moving?
Weak, weak ass, okay bro.
I can't
I hear he comes in here.
Bro, should we try driving backwards?
Bro, just switch my driving backwards.
Are you brain dead?
What?
Actually, you just said that you have rocks in your brain.
Why would, if it works backwards, why wouldn't you drive backwards?
It's backwards because it's going down a hill.
How do you know that?
It's fucking moral.
How do you know that?
You're gonna need to escape.
Okay, we got away from his house, so if he said he needed to go somewhere, it's been
20 minutes, I haven't seen him even get in his car, so he just lied to be an asshole.
You think it's because we don't have gas.
I feel there's no oil.
Maybe it's out of oil.
Because it does say refuel the oil.
Oil
No, I'm not another generator. We just get the generator working. We can easily get this thing up the hill
We just need to get the generator working
So I need to go back up. What is it up there? What's it have to do? Can that bring me oil and gas?
It's in the driveway. Is he IRL or is he had a set up?
back in the setup road he just left me he just fucking left me to die
okay
well there's good news we're not blocking his driveway we're not the cars can get in and out
so we're not being a disruptor to anybody trying to get on this road
We just need to find a solution in a fucking 10-minute segment when I was gonna just go in and react
Just turned into an hour and a half of fucking misery
We could go to how was Jason surviving better on an island you're an idiot
Yeah, let me guess you want to listen we could go to everyone and just think
Bro, it's down the hill. We could just walk and get both eat and think of a solution and come back
What is a teal switch on the generator is a kill switch
Where
Is it on now I think
Is that why?
I feel like that's not why.
I think that on button just turns the ports on.
There is no gas.
There's no gas.
Wait, just empty it.
It's just empty.
There's no gas.
You got baited.
Now we gotta go get gas.
Yeah, there's no gas.
Now we can just throw a stroller in the tank.
Maybe they're alive from this guy?
Here's a little dog after everything.
Fuck!
That actually does the moves.
What we did?
Can I have a little workout or something?
Do you think maybe that guy would be like, instead of, hey, get off my property, maybe
he'd be like, hey, you guys need a hand?
Do you guys need some help?
Maybe you guys could use my, you guys need a port to use?
Like, no, you're a fucking miserable asshole.
Nah, he's just an asshole.
Because remember, you complain when you were sitting right there for like two minutes
and he said your car was too loud and you need to drive away?
I was like, nah.
I think he's just an asshole.
But if that was me and I saw someone stuck outside my house, I'd be like, hey, you
guys need a hand?
You need to use one of my ports to charge for a couple minutes?
No, get off my property.
get asshole so you haven't talked to your dad in 15 years
we could do my other idea we could run an extension cord all the way from the
house to the golf cart
I'm ignoring any idea you know.
They're signing a bad idea.
I didn't even kind of spend a pair of them.
How is that a bad idea?
Look, yeah, we're aware. We're going to get a 2004 extension cord.
We can sound tough.
We can combine them.
The car has an outlet.
A car too?
So if I drove a car down there, plugged it into the car to charge the golf car, would that work?
It's an outlet.
No.
Here, come here.
No.
Doesn't?
No.
You sure in the back?
Not.
That type of outlet.
Because I'll give you a piece of it.
He's in a house, but it definitely doesn't.
Who's cooking food?
It smells good in here.
What is it?
Did you have any idea how to get a golf cart up a hill when it's dead?
What is it?
This doesn't work.
Oh my god.
Seven days stranded on my driveway.
I hate this channel.
You guys think they're fucking comedians?
Wait, wait.
Wait, I actually have a good idea, swear to God.
No, I swear, I'm not even kidding.
I have ropes, I have ropes to tow a car.
Down here.
Ah!
This is for towing cars.
How's that spent?
Sped! Please tell me how ruptured one car is to Sped.
It's not even that sad if you're the one who had the idea of how I did it.
Alright, bro.
Let's do it the difficult way.
How is this the difficult way?
How do we know that's even gonna work?
Because I'm a fucking genius.
Yo, and this guy complained about my car, because he was sitting in the street for two minutes.
Imagine what he's going to do when there's a fucking power generator outside his house going crazy.
This one loses mind.
Falling down, let's go to the back side.
But technically it's public property for road.
Not that part of the road.
That is.
No, it's not.
It's, it's...
Joey, I live it.
Joey, I live it.
Oh man, I don't know the rules of that.
You need the funnel?
It's your road too.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
The road is just as much mine as it is here.
He can't tell me to get off the road.
What's he going to do, complain to the HOA
and get us a big dust?
Please don't make a big dust.
We want to move out of this house.
We're being forced to say, go ahead,
call the HOA, get us the victim.
He's not going to do it.
He's doing everything that's fucking power to not let us.
Go on, bring those just in case right now.
Well, the gate has outlets?
What gate?
Wait, they're saying the gate down there has outlets.
Yeah, well they're probably covered up so people can't use them.
It just got this hoodie and it's all dirty now.
A little hand or something? You have a free hand? I'm carrying a bunch of clothes.
I'm using my top cap. My hands are full.
You are actually useless.
Alright, give me something, Beth.
What do you want me to hold?
It's dirty, bro.
What's the fuck are we gonna get down there?
It's all muddy and wet.
So I like it.
Nice and wet and juicy.
I hope he does call the tow truck.
I hope that guy called the tow truck.
Get the tow back up to my house.
This is how it works.
What do you mean?
It gets towed to the towing place, and then you have to pay to get it on towed, and then we still have the same problem of a dead golf club.
No, no, my tow and tow truck, okay, my house is right up the hill.
I'll give you guys the extra hundred bucks, and you just tow it up to the house.
there we go
what if we go down there and it's just gone
he like pushed it into his driveway and now he owns it
he owns it
it's literally illegal it's not
I'm just annoyed bro I literally just wanted to do this
quick little shit show in the front
All this rain water and flooding on the street, and then I wanted to just go do desktop reactions
And now I've been trying to get this golf cart to go for two fucking hours. I'm a corner my shoe
With miserable shit ever
And last night, I mean you guys want to know I did last night for four hours
I built a fucking snake stand for four hours last night at 11 p.m
I get a text from Darla. Can you please help me build this snake stand?
You know me, I'm never gonna shy away from a challenge. What's up, bro? Oh
Drew don't bring the rope we don't need that how's that gonna help I have a rope he said not to bring it
We're doing one final test with the generator if it doesn't work work. We have toast wraps
Okay, thank you so much
I'm definitely going to hit you up.
W and a chat.
I want a ledger.
Thank you so much, Bob.
Appreciate you.
See, chat, that's a good human being right there.
Unlike this asshole that lives here telling me,
get off my property.
Whoa.
I got to slip away.
Be careful.
Okay.
Are you guys laughing?
All right.
are you guys laughing all right oil I need it where does the oil go again
Um, in here?
I think so, though. Right here.
Was that it?
I swear.
I don't care. What is he going to do? We're not going to add his house.
Why is the oil brown?
Is it not the color of the oil?
Wait a minute. Oh no.
No.
There's oil in there but it's brown.
I'm pretty sure that means it's old oil.
Where's my phone?
Is it on the seat?
Well, it's pretty ass if we wanted it to be.
Fucking mud, bro.
He's just been strolling TikTok.
Do you want food?
No!
Oh.
Oh, you have only talked about food for the last hour!
Yeah.
It doesn't need oil? Okay so it just needs gas.
And what are you gonna try to come around to get my ass? Because you're gay?
No!
I was not gonna do that.
Yes you were!
You always try to fill my ass because you want to fuck it.
I don't want to fuck your ass.
Why would I want to fuck your long ass crack?
Have you had the opportunity to fuck this ass?
I can't get this to screw back in.
Oh no.
You know I hate it when the shaz are spinning in the chat and put the gas cap back on and
just look at it.
It's on.
They think they know everything. Well, you guys think you're as fucking know-it-alls and all my names twitch chat. I know everything fuck you
Smarter than all of you combined
How do I get this cap off bro, then what is this fucking idiot proof?
Oh
It's just whole thing full of water
Why is it just clear it's gas supposed to be clear isn't it like
Is gas supposed to look like water?
They're saying smell it.
I mean there's probably a little bit of water mixed in there, yeah, but like...
Alright, ready?
Yeah.
Don't even need that much
Remember what you have to do so doesn't leak
What I don't know remember though it would leak from out of here if you didn't hold it proper
Yes, you get that hold it down and you complain I hurt with finger
Yeah, probably like that
There we go.
That's got to be enough gas, right? We don't need that much. We don't need that much to start it, right?
It's not water.
I smell it.
It's...
This thing was out of the spectrum. Later.
I don't think so.
What?
One more pill. One more pill.
it's water okay so not now I'm not a all of a sudden it's water now
no this chat is no shit
that's enough gas bro that's gotta be enough gas
you're saying do a taste test to see I'm doing a taste test bro I don't need a
lot I just need a little bit just to get it started
Jinxie needs you? For what?
Okay. Ready?
Here we go. Please God.
Almighty, make this thing stark.
Yes! Yes!
Water in an outlet?
I think we got a lot to do here.
I don't know. It's charging. It's charging.
Whoa. Oh my God, I did it. Okay. Here you go. Ten minutes. Five, ten minutes. And
I don't know if they should be enough to us, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, they're taking it!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Come here!
Come here!
Oh
I can't believe I did it.
I actually can't believe I did it.
This is so that I can do anything I'm going to do.
I can't believe I did it.
and I couldn't do anything I put my eyes around it.
And I wanted to be a blue collar, look how good it is.
And I just realized, I wanted to walk down the hill.
It was your lazy ass idea to go back home and get the golf cart because you didn't want to walk.
I guess what I asked you, what's the matter with that?
You didn't answer me, because you fucking, you fucking, you made it, you're fucking hard.
Actually, like, no, I might be the smartest person on Planet Earth.
I can't believe you figured that out.
We?
Yeah, we do! We do! We do!
No, me! Not you!
We do! We do!
How long's it been, Shaq?
Just turn it on and check the battery.
You can't walk short of it.
I don't need a lot of power, I see you dead off the hill.
What is it at 1%?
Let's just sit down and enjoy the weather, right?
Go to air one while you wait.
No, I'm not hungry.
Great job.
I'm a school on TikTok, Terminator.
Ball control.
You're a girl, why do you have twitch on your phone?
Wait, where am I? Where am I?
Hello?
Oh, Roger!
Now, repost that, repost that.
What are you doing, reposting?
Shared.
So far, you're too busy everywhere.
My breath keeps talking from your spine.
Are you actually good enough to get up?
Show me right super sensually get us up. Yeah
Is you even second though was that too? No, nice bro. Let's just pray
Where am I gonna sit?
No put it on the seat and then I'll stand
Put it on the seat, I'll stand
Still hot and there's still gas in there, but it's fine
All right Chad everybody pray
Pray to Chad
What have we got, what have we got, what have we got, what have we got
Nice.
These guys are great.
Whoa.
Sorry.
You're sorry.
You're sorry.
Oh my God.
We fucked up.
We really fucked up.
We fucked up bad.
Just keep going.
Keep going.
We have juice.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, it's farther than we've ever gotten.
We gotta get out of the driveway.
Yes.
Once we're making the flag ground, it'll be easy.
We'll make it progress, dude. Why don't we just let it charge over?
Get off! You are exerting the power of the golf cart.
No, you are!
Just get off! We can definitely move farther if you're on it.
I guess I'm making a difference.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah bro, nice progress.
Progress.
Uh oh.
I need to grab the juice.
Nice, so now we gotta plug the generator back in.
I'm pushing it, I'm pushing it, I'm pushing it.
Wait, wait till I get another boost.
Hold on, you gotta wait till it turns back on.
You gotta wait till it turns back on.
I'm an idiot.
What?
I had it in the highest wheel drive.
I'm pushing, bro.
See if we were at a little bit of a cross run here.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, ready to push, ready to push.
Three, two, one.
Wait.
Three, two, one.
I'm pushing
I'm pushing bro. Oh the lights are on
Well now we have a bigger problem we're just stuck in the middle of the road
Yeah, that's not zero nice bro fucking nice
Powered back up
Plugged back in through
It's on this side
So I'm sorry I'm gonna go through this bro, but like there's genuinely not much I could do here
Bro, can you hurry this up? I'm tired.
Help me, darling.
Really?
No shot.
No shot.
No shot!
Wait, is that a gas?
Is that a gas?
That's a gas.
Glad to fill it up again.
It's just fucking miserable.
It's starting to rain a little more.
Oh, it's really starting to rain.
It's starting to rain a lot more.
Oh my God, the gas is really filling up now.
Look at it.
That should be more than enough.
Okay.
It's starting to really rain out here.
Seven days stranded in a driveway.
The switch?
The switch is on, it's fine.
What?
I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it, why is it not starting?
Bro, we had it running and you fucking unplugged it because you're impatient.
Now we're fucking stuck again in the rain.
The switch is on.
Let me guess you just fell in my crack.
Yeah, not on purpose.
You bent down in front of me.
It's just on a flat ground.
Dude, what if I hold up the other side?
Look, look at that.
I'll do it.
Oh, my god, it actually worked.
I'm not sure.
Hold on, now to act your work.
I'm turning on choke, I'm acting like that.
I
And now we wait this guy is
It's not on choke, you idiot!
Here it is! Okay, then!
Connection!
To the biggest run of this show!
Don't try to hold a curtain!
Oh, well...
I
Come on.
Imagine being disrespectful to everyone around you.
What would you rather leave the golf cart in the middle of the road to a tow truck comes,
or have ten minutes of a little bit of a loud noise?
Shut up, you're a fucking pussy, bro.
You're the type of guy to get someone out of the store.
Never got to stop you to do those homework, you fucking pussy!
Is that my blinkers on?
I love racing gas.
So I can put the generator in the car and drive it while it's on, while it's charging.
Let's try it!
You fucking idiot! You fucking idiot! You fucking idiot!
You just fucking turn the generator off, you fucking moron!
Don't let it on the chat, that's your fault.
They told me to do it, they told me it would work.
He told me it would work, maybe it peaked it up so it's flat.
The tent is raining now, we're all explaining hard now.
It's gonna flood me.
Start it in the car, no.
at four o'clock just do desktop while you wait do you see a desk pop
the smartest person in this dream
Oh my God it's flooding look it's actually flooding look at my suit it's generally flooding well
Where did that go he just left me he just left me stranded
On my soul, if a death ever is stranded or in trouble, I'm fucking laughing at him.
No, for all those things you could have pushed it, you can't push this car.
And it's true, I have a tip of advice for you.
It's pouring down rain, right?
We have a salt turret.
Why don't you just stand down in the middle of the rain and get the $30,000 backpack
away?
That's why I stood on it here.
You're a fucking idiot.
That's why I stood on it here.
You're a genius.
Fucking dickwad.
Steal down the middle of the rain, get the $30,000 backpack, what?
Instead of coming under the fucking-
Why?
I'll sit under here and get fucking caught.
After this-
Ow!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Just push your trap without reaching it.
And you hit me in the nose.
Good!
Fuck you.
What do you think it's at?
I hope it's fucking dead because it's raining.
Oh my god, it's raining really hard.
No, it's raining really hard.
It's pouring.
It's pouring really hard.
Wait, go to 75?
Go to 75 is actually pouring.
It's actually pouring.
Look at the whole table.
It's at 1% still.
Oh, it's not.
I don't think it's actually pouring.
It's fucking a lot.
Because it is.
Oh, it's pouring right in there!
Bro, look, the water falls back that we were talking about.
Reactions wet!
When I get up to my setup, I will do Twitter call reactions, bro.
It's not charging.
Dude, it's not charging.
Someone's gonna waste each other.
What is the...
What is it charging?
But watch, when it starts blinking red, that means it's not charging.
That is fucking boring. I can't even get out of the golf cart now.
It is off, you fucking retard! Look at the thing!
You're hoody soaked.
Your hoodie is soaked!
Can't park there, you know!
I have an idea!
I don't know what this is happening!
Is he going to blow up?
Do I got an eye?
Oh, he's going to!
What the hell, bro?
What the fuck?
I don't want to get off without the road, man.
She's so stupid.
I don't think it has enough wattage in it.
You think we have enough juice?
It's raining really hard!
It's raining really hard!
I made a big old fucking score!
It's raining really hard!
Hey guys, we are out here in Los Angeles! It is a flood of fast water and it is raining
very very hard! As you see, this is dangerous and unrelentable
What's the difference?
What the hell do you do in the studio, Tracey?
You gotta try it.
Let's give it a try.
It's gotta be enough, dude.
It's gotta be enough.
It's gotta be enough.
I don't know, right?
Please.
Just one or two percent.
Please.
Please.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It has to go.
Wait, once you hit it, bro, fuck.
We're still so far.
I can just go, I think I can go slow.
There's all that I've seen.
Seven miles per hour, I think I can see a little more.
We're moving though. We're fucking moving. Okay, we made it up the hill, put the golf
We're at left flat land.
I'm not going to lie to you, we're not at a hill anymore.
I'm not trying to be that guy.
Press the thing.
Press the thing I'm pushing.
The gas?
Press the thing I'm pushing.
You drive, press the gas, I'm pushing.
I don't know how I'm going to try.
Tell me when.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Three, two, one.
Keep pushing.
Keep pushing.
I'm pushing.
Keep pushing.
I'm pushing.
Keep pushing.
I'm pushing through.
It's actually working.
Keep pushing.
Keep going.
Keep going.
I feel like we're slowing down, keep pushing, we're slowing down!
Come on out, come on, come on now!
Keep pushing, we're about to stop!
Are you fucking tired?
Hold on, hold on, fucking boost!
Yes! Yes!
Oh, uh oh!
Am I gonna hit Suki's car?
I'm trying to get it to go.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
I'm gonna push.
I'm gonna push.
I'm gonna push.
I'm gonna push it.
Please press the gas.
I'm gonna break.
I'm gonna break.
I'm gonna try to get.
I'm gonna try to get a boost.
You ready?
Listen.
You press that gas.
I'm gonna push.
We get it all the way up.
Okay?
Are you ready?
I'm gonna push and get it all the way up again.
All right, you ready?
Three, two, one.
Yeah!
We did it!
Oh my gosh.
Holy shit.
We fucking did it!
Holy shit.
We fucking did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Oh my god, we did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Let's plug it in, let's plug it in.
To where?
I don't know.
What do you want later, bro?
Get me out of here, I'm soaking wet, I'm soaking wet.
I got to sell that golf cart.
If anybody wants to buy that golf cart off me, I bought it for $30,000, I'll get
Now sell it for five. Not even kidding.
Holy shit. Jason's out of the fucking fire.
Wait, is this where it's from?
That was not fun.
That was dead-ass not fun.
How are you out of breath?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe God has pushed a fucking 2,000-ton golf cart up a hill. I don't know.
Wash your hands. You have gasoline on them.
Fuck me, man.
Alright.
Let's get into reactions, dude.
Let's get into reactions, dude.
I was supposed to do reactions two hours ago.
Why are you wet?
Because I was in a fucking rain, dumbass!
Y'all lazy, this is probably the best product you could have released.
Sold out the first drop under six hours is insane.
It's going to keep selling out.
Can't wait to see what's next.
Appreciate you, Brown.
I appreciate all the support on the TapCaps, man.
Aiden's reaction to TapCaps.
Mostly you guys aren't going to fuck with me.
Here's my actual take from a person that loves products
and I'm obsessed with like, you know, companies and shit.
I wish they came to me,
I would have probably invested in this product.
You know, I'm actually kind of fed in clicks
and lately I would have loved to invest in it.
We haven't done a round of investing.
Well, I mean, it's really that simple,
just something that me and Clicks did, you know,
just me and Clicks.
We haven't done like an open round of investing
to people that we know, or like to creators and stuff.
Obviously, people on the back end
had investments from the beginning,
but like we haven't went out to like our friends
and done a round of investments yet.
I would have invested a little bit in it.
You guys didn't want to sit in some product.
I would have loved to play it a little Legos.
What do they call it?
I'm not sure these are powerful tap caps.
I think it's a great idea.
I did send him product.
I did send it, I sent him a creator box.
I sent him a creator box.
He said, received by Will at the front desk.
I did send it to him.
Maybe he doesn't know that it's a warehouse
because I don't think this is his warehouse, is it?
Good idea, and I love that.
I have an idea of a product,
but I would need to know who to watch with,
with my actual end product.
I have a one shot.
But when it comes to Lacey and Klicks,
anybody who's hitting, stop hitting, I love it.
WACW.
There's the people that don't understand, bro.
And I keep seeing people talking about it
and saying bullshit about it is people are like,
oh, what is the point of this, this, that, this, that?
Because people on the internet just try to find a way
to hate and to hate.
Bro, people in our position and our age drop coins,
drop NFTs, drop fucking stamps.
We made a legit business, a legit product
that's not single merchandise tied to us.
It's not a shirt that says Lacey,
or a shirt that says Klicks.
It's a legit business with legit patents
with an actual product.
It's not $40, it's not $50.
It's $12, like, I don't understand.
At that point, you're just hating to hate, bro.
There's people out there dropping fucking crypto coins
and actual stamps, like you're actually getting
what you're paying for.
And then I see people saying like,
oh, business margins, the margins are crazy,
it costs this much to make it.
Hey, dumb ass, that's how a business works.
You think someone starts a business
to not try to make money?
Like, the fact that there's people already
That paid $12 for a Tap Cap and made $60 profit
by selling it on eBay to someone who bought it for $60.
Someone sold a box for $500 already on eBay.
Like that's just insane to me.
That's insane.
Like it's gonna be a collector's type of thing.
I'm telling you.
Dolphins release Tyreek Hill.
You know Steelers, come on.
DK Metcalf, Tyreek Hill, get the little dynamic duo going in Pittsburgh.
Come on Steelers, we should sign them.
Steelers, we should sign them.
If I was the GM, I'm signing Tyreek Hill tomorrow, fax, fax.
Give Aaron Rodgers some speed, give Aaron Rodgers a big playmaker like Tyreek Hill
that can open up the field for DK Metcalf and Steelers are going to the Super Bowl.
It's pretty much that simple.
This is really fucked up from the dolphins releasing my releasing my man's like this. Why are they all of a sudden releasing tired?
We care when he comes off injury as weird from the dolphins
Behind the scenes
What are you guys saying bro?
I'm wearing shoulder coats.
This looks really good.
Thank you.
How is this a leak?
Amazing is the copy of the brand.
Darlin's just here supporting.
Mark is a gym teacher.
There I am.
We shot this video and I was so hungover during it.
I don't remember what night it was after,
but oh my gosh, wait, was it Valkyrie's birthday party?
Or not Valkyrie's birthday party.
I think this was the night after Sina
and Valkyrie's Cicathon party.
And me and Lays had like 20 shots.
And I woke up the next morning and I was actually dead
and I went and I shot this video
I was so hungover it was insane, bro.
I made a website for VODs, stugsvods.netlify.app.
When Lacey goes live and then later he ends the VODs, a pop-up will appear on the website.
Is this the sauce that I click it?
Wait, so when I am streamed, this website will have VODs on it.
Pretty cool, pretty cool, pretty cool.
Just because you're single, it doesn't mean you can't survive you.
How long is it until my message goes through?
You got this, my nigga.
Just because you're single, it doesn't mean you can't survive you.
How long is it until my message goes through?
You got this, my nigga.
Dude, please rate my swing 1 to 10.
Pretty solid swing kid. Not bad kid, not bad at all. Not bad kid. When are you sure
another Vegas trip with these boys top fishing of all time? Alright, so I don't know if
I'm leaking or not, but I'm going to Vegas, March 5th, 6th and 7th. I'm gonna see if
pilot can come I got to clear it because I'm at least I technically only have one
plus one for all the events which would be drew so I could stream but pilot will
still come to Vegas no matter what and I'm pretty sure TJR is coming so I think
we are running back the Vegas trip TJR is gonna pull up to Vegas we're not
gonna be staying together but like we're gonna be in Vegas they're gonna
be in Vegas there's gonna be a lot of people in Vegas for UFC for power
slap and for boxing so I'm gonna be going early March for three days to Vegas
I'm gonna get I'm gonna I'm definitely gonna hit the casinos gonna go to the
events hang out with some of the guys you know pilot will be there maybe facts
you'll prop out for a day teacher I'll be there for a day so it'll be cool
you guys are saying bring Luke you guys realize he's 18 he can't go to
the casinos in Vegas. He literally can't even go. That's why Russell comes and not Drew.
I can't bring an 18 year old to Vegas. He wants to go to UFC. Yeah, I know he does,
but I got invited to go stream UFC. They invited me to stream it, which I need a cameraman
for. I can't like I'm they I can't bring like I don't think you guys understand
how that works.
Another pet first he gets rid of his dog in the reptiles now he wants another pet.
Song from my intro it's full and and like wheezy. Bro doesn't learn his lesson
over under one month he returns slash gives away the pet bro, it's not my pet
throwback to him lacy was even more sped so if you're wondering how we filmed this video
because we blew up the earth earlier it was actually on the moon the entire time watch the
laser maze video wait how did he blow up the earth or the moon what no way this video was on
on the moon.
The Earth earlier, it was actually on...
He built a store on the moon.
I didn't even know that.
Yeah, Mr. At least it's just a different breed.
So if you're wondering how we...
That's crazy.
Lacey clicks new business,
dumb or just actual genius.
So they just announced their new startup called TapCaps,
which are these kind of keyboard fidgets
that you could pop the top off
and put on your actual keyboard.
First it didn't make sense to me
why they chose to do a keyboard kind of fidget toy,
but then I thought, there is no one else doing a fidget.
Like, there's hundreds and hundreds of creative products.
Not a single one is doing a fidget toy.
Let alone a fidget toy where it's like a blind box,
there's some rarity to them,
and they even made a game out of it.
And when you really think about it,
no one's captured this target market yet.
Yeah, I've seen a couple of TuneTunes.
I saw your comment on the TikTok fake reaction.
Oh yeah, but you guys are right.
I also post clips while I'm live.
I sit here and edit the clips and post them while I'm live too.
Ah, ah, ah.
There's a whole or six, seven clickers on TikTok.
That's about it.
Overall, I think this is pretty genius.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate you, man.
My brother's dead.
I'm actually super upset right now.
Like, I'm obsessing over this,
hoping that I get invited.
But then, like, Jack, do you guys
can go for a second with me?
It's also another thing of, like,
I want him to include me and me be invited.
Like, you're not 21, you can't go to fucking Vegas!
I don't, part of me, like, I can ask,
but wouldn't that be so much cooler, Jack,
if he invited me?
Wouldn't that be so much cooler
if, like, I didn't have to ask
and I just got an invite?
No!
Because it doesn't make sense!
You cannot go to Vegas.
You have to be 21 to even step foot in a casino.
He wants you there.
You guys know what I mean?
He's sad for me.
You guys know what I mean for a second though, like,
like I of course look up to him because I do.
You can get him in.
No, I can't.
I can't even get drew in and he's my cameraman.
I literally can't even get drew in.
That's not how Vegas works.
You can't just get someone in.
Russell literally has to come to Cameron and when I go to Vegas because you need someone who's 21
Yeah, I'm an L because I got invited to
Stream in Vegas at events you have to be 21 to get into and I can't I'm not sneaking an 18 year old in when I got
Invited by Dana White as a VIP
I'm an L brother because I can't sneak my 18 year old brother into Vegas
Would you ever start a patreon like silky do watch along streams and play games with loyal viewers? What's a patreon?
You don't need to be 21 to go to UFC. Yeah, but you guys don't understand what I'm saying you guys are not understanding what I'm saying
In Vegas, if you want to go to the casinos, if you want to stay at the hotel, if you want
to go to the power staff event, if you want to go to the USC After Party, you have to
be 21.
I have to put down a plus one to film for me.
I cannot put down an 18 year old as my plus one to get into 21 plus events.
Like I can't do that.
I won't be able to get into the UFC after party.
I won't be able to go gamble in the private room.
I won't be able to stream half the shit there if my plus one is 18.
Or 19 or 20.
It doesn't matter if he's 19.
He's not 21.
It's that simple.
Lacey's 24 hour birthday stream.
I also want to tell you something right now, Chad.
February 18th, I will be doing a 24 hour stream for my birthday.
February 18th, I will be doing a 24 hour stream for my birthday.
Is this AI?
For our stream for my birthday.
But the only thing is, in order to keep a 24 hour stream going, is to do a set.
Okay, yes, I'm down.
So I will do a stream for my birthday.
24-hour stream, but it is gonna be sub-a-thon style
So that means every sub is gonna keep me streaming longer on my birthday
Yeah, I fucking made it. I used the generator charge it up to 1% and push it while you drove
Yes, but I have to get going a little bit up the hill first
Where are you going?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Fucking 30 getting dino nuggies in french fries
W. Aiden fact camp too soon. Aiden was the person I was talking to about
Certain shit. Aiden was there for me. Aiden's always there for me.
Lacey shut the fuck up you dyke. I'm kidding. I love Lacey.
What the fuck?
You're fucking thief. You're fucking thief.
You tried to call me a fucking scammer. You tried to call me a fucking scammer.
I did not you try calling me
We got a run a fat can't you yo Lee check yo up back into
Lacey hear me out. I'll pay 10,000 this time. Wait. I paid 30,000 last time bro
I literally paid for I paid 40 bands for fact at the first time
out of my own pockets
Out the out the out I'm not gonna lie. I'm not paying more than 40 again that can't do
But we add two more craters in it. So me you and two other craters. Okay
So there's four teams of fat asses. I like that. I like that
There's a fat ass streamer named Lacey that motherfucker is huge thinking of bringing him to the island
Okay, so more meat from him make sure to bring grape soda
to. There's no way Epstein and Elon Musk will talk about me in the files. It's got to be
fake. This was yesterday? How to remove a spoon from a white bowl?
This is a video. You should do a streamer pack with you clicks maybe Sina. That would
have to be an Excel warning.
Aiden Ross shocks fans after announcing
he's quitting streaming since he's heading to rehab.
No way he's back on lean.
So I'm gonna get rid of you guys for a second.
I'm proud of all of you.
You guys made it very far.
And you guys have a life where you're more blessed
and fortunate than somebody else.
But what I'm trying to make is be happy with what you have,
not what you don't have.
And chase what you don't have.
But don't be depressed or sad over it.
Just go out and get it.
Guys, you have a fresh start starting tonight, tomorrow,
if you want to look at it.
Oh.
Go out and get what you want in this life,
because nobody's going to hand it to you.
This is a fake caption.
Wait, you want to go play with the boat?
No.
No?
No.
All right, now.
Three, two, one, go.
All the uncoordinated.
All the uncoordination.
He's a laggin.
Yeah, he's just...
Yaaah, bro!
Fuck you, hey, come on, mate!
I said, give me my...
This fucking rock, this fucking...
Fuck!
You should start day trading
and get richer with TJR.
Yaaay!
No way, Silky, let Rikai drive his car.
car. What is this?
I don't get it.
I'm an alcoholic. I need you to stop the traffic.
Tell Jason to be careful. What the fuck is that?
Oh my god, there's a demogorgon on Jesus fucking island in VR island soon
What is this little sexy
Bro just got a new pet couldn't take care of them bro can't take it bro bro
Bro just got a new pet couldn't take care of them bro can't take care of pets
I see that's a tongue twister. How long do y'all think this pet gonna last say about two weeks?
It's not my pet girl. You don't even listen like you guys don't even listen when I say shit on stream
And then you go make think he's in the Twitter calm
You got to try high on life. It's funny. What is that?
I see it I see you guys like this one the camera the guy in the black has a little girl in his hotel
I do not have that. I don't have that story.
Where was this? Was this in Japan?
I don't.
That was in the Japan back rooms.
Lacy, his passion for streaming is like no other bro.
W Silk!
I genuinely think that's his life. Like no cap.
Yeah, like Lacy's passive streaming is undoubtedly like the like it's almost like it's not almost empty that because like yeah
He loves it like he's max loves it like it's not a down to
Yo chat, it's not D1 given your friend props is not D1
Lacy I
Do love streaming I love streaming a lot
That's the thing is like it doesn't matter like how much money I make how much deals
I get how much money I make from this how much money I make from that I'm always gonna
stream because I actually enjoy doing it.
I mean obviously it's like any company there's people who run the business you know what
I mean like me and click stream every day so we can't physically run the business
you know what I mean like the behind-the-scenes stuff the the shipping the like production all that
Where's the soap bay should be some in the bathroom on the tub I only see dishwashing liquid. Yeah, that's it
That's what I use. You use dishwashing liquid to bathe
Yeah, mostly all women do you feel cleaner and it's good for sensitive skin
You never heard of that. I'll buy you some soap. I just got a whole bottle of soap
I don't need no more LMAO. You never said nothing until now
I didn't know you cleaned your pussy with dishwashing liquid
Do girls shower? No. FaceTime Darla
Starting a FaceTime call to Darla Ladies, is this true?
You guys bathe in dishwashing soap?
I'm scared of my shit.
Wasn't she just in the chat like two seconds ago?
Like, what about being kidnapped?
What about being kidnapped?
And I was told, oh, you have one phone call to save your life.
Oh, she texted me five times eight minutes ago.
I'm 21, can I come gamble?
I've always wanted to go to Vegas.
I'm 21, can I come gamble?
I mean, sure?
Like, sure?
Come on!
Alcontrolling.
What do you mean, Alcontrolling?
Hello?
Hey, I have a quick question. I'm on stream. So you can hear you
Do you wash do you shower and bathe in dish soap?
What I got I'm reading something from this girl
She was telling her boyfriend that she like she showers and cleans in dish soap because
dishwashing liquid because you feel cleaner and it's good for sensitive skin
and be V
yeah just like there's flavored tampons what yeah it's just the same thing just
like there's flavored tampons there's flavored tampons yeah for what they go
in your, in your, in your, what, who tastes that?
There's like banana, grape, strawberry, everything.
Who tastes you?
I don't know.
Like, all like scented maybe?
You, no I don't, you, I think I'm just pulling tampons
out of her and sucking on them.
Like they're a fucking lollipop.
No, bro.
She asked me what the, what?
No, we don't know.
If you would get something called like a yeast infection
if you used the dish soap.
Oh, so it's, okay, so girls, don't be like this soap.
No, you're, no.
Okay.
All right, that's all I wanna know.
So there's not actually flavored tampons?
No, there is.
You'll look for yourself.
Okay.
I'm strawberry.
All right, love you.
All right, love you, bye.
These are the tampons.
Wow, there actually is.
Is there actually banana?
Oh my God, there is banana tampons.
Holy shit.
When can we buy these notebooks?
No, they all just want to buy everything.
Can we buy these notebooks?
Mukbang, not a bad shout. Someone did Lacey's car? Oh, this is tough.
I can't wait till I get to... I have a serious question. Do y'all think this is worth it
getting this? I was looking at getting the Bravis kit.
I don't know much about cars, I don't see the difference.
The wheels are tough.
I don't really see a difference.
I don't really see a difference.
Isn't this just carbon?
Is this worth it?
How much is it?
How much is in AMG SL 63 rabbit's cake 30 to 60,000
I'm not paying that.
I'm not paying that.
A Mansory Kit's better?
Do they make Mansory Kits for the SL63?
over a hundred thousand dollars for a Mansory kid. Like who do you guys think I am, dude?
All right, what about a carbon kid? Like what if I just got a simple like carbon fiber kid?
Hello?
Who's that?
This is not bad.
Well, okay.
What does a carbon kit look like though on a SL63?
So what's different?
There's no such thing.
So it's pointless.
No carbon kid
Not getting rid of the car bro. I'm keeping this car forever
All right, I'll let you know when it's ready
You and lasers rip it bro this lame-ass n-word cheese it over a cake with keycaps on it
Like can I not can I not be proud and excited?
Do y'all have to just hate on every single every single every single living organism I do?
For I did not post this
two hours ago cap caps creatures mystery blind box limited edition series one
$60 $50 $60 $55 $53 yes bro you fucking resellers should I sell mine
fairs all I'm gonna say is if these boxes I saw someone buy one of the first
edition boxes for $500 and these are selling for like between 50 and 120
the next drop is like 10x more limited maybe not 10x more limited but very
very very limited.
Oh he found a basketball.
It's my boy Lacey!
Hey that's me!
Yo Lacey, Lacey you keep saying he's on the island bro.
Slow down.
Ya see him or no?
Basketball Tyrone.
Yo.
How are you doing Lacey there?
Yo Lacey man.
You lost a lot of weight.
Bro actually used his salamence everywhere except where it's meant to be used.
Hey man, I'm gonna be, Jason.
Talk to that basketball.
Put his little smiley face on it.
You know, talk to it like it's me.
And I'm gonna be on that island with you eventually man.
I'm gonna come on that island.
I'm gonna swim across the Pacific.
And I'm gonna come to that island with you.
I'm going to be on that island.
I'm not a big demon yet.
I'm going to find Jason on that island.
He's not going to see this clip till after,
but just save this now and show it to Jason after.
Jason, this is your day two on the island.
You just started a fire.
And I'm going to see you soon.
I'm going to be on that island very, very soon.
OK, Jason?
What happened to this place?
Yo, this was fucking terrifying.
Most people let their dogs out,
and I remember just looking over
and seeing dogs just chasing me.
And I took off, look at me.
Look at my ass fucking booking it down the hill.
Look at me.
Everyone else ran this way and I ran down the hill.
Sonion. That was your best hair the red fits you? Wait, does it actually?
the way he reveals he's currently paying $12,000 a month in rent to live at the
X-Days house in Graham Stephan a prominent real estate investor tells him the
house is not worth more than 45k a month. So how much is rent? Is this true? You
pay $12,000 a month? Yeah. Which is pretty expensive. Holy shit, it's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. Do you split that with anybody?
That's just like that's not a version. No the house is like
Split in between six people
So it's 12k per person. Holy shit 12,000 72,000 dollars a month. Yeah, they're taking home a house. Yeah
Oh, it's more than that. It's more than that. It's more than that
It's more than that over huge house
Are they overcharging you because they see like six dudes and the guys just like hey
I'm not gonna write to you, but if I get 72,000 a month
Cap knock is rape rape is to live here, too
It's it's 70 it's like 70 77 K or something like that. Sure. I have no idea because phase
Actually picked out and they're like, you know, this is the this is a new phase house. So we really have a say and
Pick me. Oh, it's it's that house. Yeah. Yeah, so the old offline TV house. Oh, it's not worth that
Really? He was in real estate, that was his thing.
I was here in LA, I was here in LA.
Damn, you know, we didn't really have a say, man.
Just gotta say a thing, hey, if y'all want to live here,
then somehow I ended up as a fucking gear and tool on the lease.
Yes, as in real estate, I'm familiar with that property.
Decent location, you know, but that...
Oh, she was sweet around here.
I don't think it's worth more than 45,000 a month.
Which sounds damn good, but when you look at the carrying cost of that house and the property taxes of that...
Wait, really? It's like 13,000 square feet.
And in the hills? It's definitely... I don't know, though.
I haven't heard of how to sell that house before in the past. In my opinion, it's what it's worth.
What? That's... But listen, it's a great house.
We're gonna fucking finesse. Don't worry, the next house chat...
Oh, it's so nice. Brown is so much cheaper.
You know, a lot of people don't want to do shit, so.
But Lacey's definitely down to do shit.
And whatever put whenever you're down you know a lot of people don't want to do shit
But Lacey's definitely down. It's actually. I told him about
Section stealers game, but I already had like a thing. I was going to do for it
Go back to what
You drew
How did y'all just see Drew?
Wait, what happened?
And where?
In the pool?
Tell it to behind you.
Is it just me or Lacey needs to start working on his Stugsverse?
like Jason OSCS and Silky's SLG NYC group.
Maybe start off with group discord calls
and finding the right people.
Yeah, you guys are right, bro.
I might get a house out here for the summer
and invite like Lacey Rolls
and maybe have Dean pull up for a couple of days.
Like, I don't know, you guys are right.
Snowy can pull up.
Bro, I'm not a person to force stuff.
I never force doing streams with people.
Like the only person that I could even remotely think of right now there's two
people would be my brother and Pilate. But like I'm not the type to just like force
force a thugs verse. I'm down to pull up to not gonna lie. Pilate the junkie?
No, I think honestly, I think my brother would hate pilot Lucas with Luke would fucking
Already saw that I already saw that seven-year-old Lacey playing basketball in his old room
Now you were mad tough son.
Yeah, what are you guys hating for?
When we were fucking eight and nine years old, we were all dunking on mini hoops and recording
it and trying to be YouTubers.
Why are y'all acting like this is something that not all of us did?
Did he?
What is this?
See?
I thought there was a bullet-trapped blonde girl there.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What is happening with me?
What are you guys sending me?
I'm not going to lie, I feel bad for Martin.
I did ask you about from Marlin, Marlin could never ever do a stream with a girl without
it being made weird by the fans, ever.
Like the way that I do streams with like Sina or the way that I like do streams with with
Yana or the way I do streams with like Leah, like where it's purely just like friends,
shipping just a collab Marlin literally could never do that he literally said
hi to these girls and it's like trending like oh we ship them there's edits like I'm
gonna be honest 50% of it he does to himself and 50% of it is just because
He's Marlin and he looks so good.
Because Marlin's a type to do this and then repost it. I guarantee if I look on
Marlin's page, he reposted an edit. All right, does he not repost on this one?
He does not repost on this one.
Lacey, thanks for the tap cap.
Well, I saw the most sped person ever in a TikTok comment section this morning.
I'm reading through comments on a TapCat post and this dude wrote an entire paragraph.
Bro, who is paying $12 for a TapCat, for a fidget key cap when you can just buy a 3D
printer and print one. And then I see a reply and the dude's like yeah dude we're
gonna buy we're gonna buy a $2,000 3d printer to print out custom keycap and
the guys will buy into these people see like you can get them for as cheap as
700 dollars you can get all the materials you need for 700 to a thousand dollars and make your own custom keycaps
My brother
You can bet on traffic one more we exactly 31 okay, we got a green light we got green lights
We got green lights going on here. No you cannot
Oh my god, I gotta do this for a stream
Probable span. I don't know how I look through this.
When is the drew all tap cap coming out so I can buy one to burn?
Maybe an Amanda wall one could be your highest selling product if you make one of her
The matte black hides the curves and detail of the SL 63 I would wrap in a lighter color. Well, you should get want to do that
SILKEY WAS SPENDING HOW MUCH ON FUCKING LEAD?
It was getting down to the point where I would spend it at least, like, I'd say anywhere
around like, 15 to like, 80k a month.
WHAT?
WHAT?
That is dead ass money he will never get back.
Holy shit, walkie-woo.
Yes, bro.
It was on the moon.
Yeah, that's bro.
Oh my god.
You start crying again?
Nah, I'm gonna hit the tie-tie.
I'll bring out the knot.
You ever got so high you're like, oh my god, don't kill me now.
Don't kill me now.
I'll pay for that!
You ever got so high you're like, oh my god, don't kill me now!
Don't kill me now!
Dude, that means he was spending like 600k a year.
That's fucking, that's like half a ticket a year.
Your old YouTube channel?
No way you guys talk about old YouTube channel.
Savage entertainment.
Dude, I made this when I was like 14 or 13.
Savage water bottle flips like and subscribe.
entertainment lawns a ball
what has that been so in this video I'm going to be doing some bottom so I'm going to make wiki
and I got my poo's just got covered everything got covered
um so before we get started
I actually really pumped it. Here it is.
It's supposed to be a basket.
I'll just poke you.
We can't just pump it.
It's fine, alright.
It's not a sweep, it's a hide.
Subscribe.
And let's get into this video.
I had some nice trick shots in this video.
That's me!
Every day we live, every day we live we die
This is all my goodness to you
All my life I'm never gonna love you
All change in my teeth
15,000 dollars on my feet
My cousin with the fleek
I've worked with him
Ah, the damn autumn!
This is me, coming cousin's kid
I can't get any easier
Okay, back in 2016 that shit was lit.
This was in 2016 or six, eight years ago, 2006, 2018.
You can't tell me.
Y'all give me it on my way, check out my way, check out my way.
Y'all never spent any of it to be like this now.
In a race, that's what I like.
The ball flipping on the stairs, there's 12 stairs.
Um, whoever kid, um, land every single stair.
Um...
This is Luke.
No shit.
You guys think I don't know?
This is my brother?
Like, what?
Why aren't you...
How are we all gonna see her and tell me this is not me?
Obviously.
Wins.
So, she happens.
That's Luke.
No, I was in the blue shorts.
I had...
Mine was the...
We were alternating.
So, mine was the basketball one, and then I did five flips in a row, and then
Luke did the pumpkin, and then...
Every day we look, every day we look, every day we look
Every day we look, every day we look, every day we look
Every day we look, every day we look, every day we look
Every day we look like these cars that are right here
You can't help it, we still call me
Ain't nobody there for you to believe that
Yo, you can't tell me soon, no more, no more
Now I'm getting ready, when you got me caught in
Why did we slow it down?
Why is my ass crack just like so...
Oh, look how fair Vershia I was, covering my face.
Well instant replay, not a mad shout, instant replay, W editing for me.
Hold on, maybe a song change?
Look at how he freaked out. We thought that shit was so tough.
Who is that?
Oh my God, it's my childhood friend Zag.
Whoa!
Ha ha ha!
And he first
Y'all got into this it was kind of tough this it was kind of tough through the hoop
Bounce and landed it come on that shit was kind of tough
I'm gonna be honest the other video the other video you posted this one right here
This one I remember we filmed this and it was the most scripted shit ever
We like had a whole fake fight where I like fake I like fake beat them up. It's it's gonna make me cringe
I'm going to be doing all kinds of fun stuff and pranks and the first thing I'm going to be doing is
He's pranking my brother.
I'm gonna call him downstairs or something and start to say all kinds of stuff and get
him annoyed and see what happens.
So, stay tuned.
Do you realize that?
At this point, I think, I was 14 years old, I wouldn't even swear at this point, pre-TLS.
No.
Oh my God, he was rage baiting me.
reinvented rage bait eight years ago eight years ago reinvented rage bait
I'm gonna like call him downstairs or something and start like keep like say
all kinds of stuff and get him annoyed and see what happens so stay tuned
I'm going to try to find it.
This is so cringe.
Nick!
Nick!
Come down here.
I can't watch it. I can't watch it.
You can't watch this!
It's gonna make me cringe so bad, dude.
Come!
Is he over?
No.
It's happened.
What?
It's happened.
He's cooking up.
He stays at the corner.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
No!
No, same frontiers are there again.
Do you see, shut the...
the freak up!
We wouldn't even swear.
We wouldn't even swear.
Shut the freak up!
No, same frontiers are there again.
Do you see, shut the freak up!
Excuse me?
Do you see, stop talking.
I'm saying it's my face, I hear you.
I have a funny thing here! Wait!
Can't you sit here?
I have a funny thing here!
Oh, my God!
Are we going to want to rest here?
Oh, wooly.
Wait, what lake are you sure that I have on?
I can hear you. Can you shut up?
Come on!
Can you shut up?
What's going on?
If you stomp him now, I'm sure I'll spake hitting him.
What's going on here? Come on!
Is it a pond or something?
It's a lake! It's a lake!
It's a lake! It's a lake!
What is?
Top 10 things that were never going viral.
Chilt, chilt.
They do it to me. It's a break.
It's a break.
It's a break.
It's a break.
Wait, whose jersey was this?
It's a Lakers jersey, but I can't tell whose.
Was it Lonzo Balls?
It was Lonzo Balls.
It was a Lonzo ball jersey.
Yes, I was wearing a Lonzo ball rookie Lakers jersey in 2017.
This was his rookie year, right?
I was in his second year.
No, it was his rookie year.
I thought Lonto Moll was going to be the best Lakers point guard of all time.
Here's another one of your channels.
What's going on?
Go back and watch Pepsi with hot sauce.
How are you doing today?
This is going to be a very good and easy video, and I'll get right into it.
Thank you all for what you've been doing, it's so wonderful.
Okay, first of all I've got my class.
I've got my pexy.
Wait, how is this TOS?
How's it TOS?
I'm not going to lie, I don't know about you guys for some reason this just reminds me
of like lays in 50, 60 years.
I don't know why, maybe 40 years.
Then we'll put the Pepsi in the glass. And you know, there's a cracker. Not a cracker.
That much Pepsi, maybe a little bit more. Yeah, that much Pepsi.
And now, I'm gonna put the hot sauce in the flow of my hot sauce.
In Pepsi?
Simple and easy.
Is this good?
Not that much.
Then I give it a round of stir.
See?
Round of stir.
He gives a rating.
Oh, smells spicy. Hot, saucy. Now it tastes, hopefully it tastes good.
Wow, oh, wow, it's spicy, hot.
You know, somebody on your video was watching, said it tastes gross, no it don't.
Wow.
Ooh, sour.
The simple wizardy drink does it again.
Wow.
What does he write it?
Ooh, that was hot.
I'll let you know when and whatever happens.
So, thank you, YouTube.
Oh yeah.
Cheers.
I know it's a short video, but still.
Cheers, bye.
Give it away, I saw my grandma pleasing herself.
Let me just say first, there's nothing wrong with doing that.
I understand that it's perfectly natural.
She's like, I was having a really bad week, and I'm a terrible guy today, and I just wasn't
in the, I wasn't in a good mental headspace to process that seeing her as I was, I was
Seeing that, um, and I just hope that now, every time that I think about my grandmother,
when I see my grandmother, when I talk to my grandmother, that I'm not gonna think about it every single time,
Because I love my grandmother so much.
And I don't want to lose my grandmother.
I don't want to have to think about her doing that and we die.
My daughter?
Um, so I...
Hi, this is Lee Collin, this is about my new room.
I love this room.
Wow.
My own chills, my YouTube chills,
Scrappy does it down his crumple, and the chill is be good.
This is my, my own room.
See, my mind here.
See this, my chill.
YouTube, YouTube thing, Anthony, you wanted to do it.
That's the cool ass thing, dude.
Yeah.
Thank you and my channels, Lee Collins, watch my YouTube thing.
Our people, I got right to do it.
And I got met somebody.
Oh.
My friends, my girlfriends.
Okay.
Reika Mary.
Oh.
Because he got it to all my artworks.
What's your name on my artwork station?
I see your artwork, bro.
Say that.
That's my, uh...
What's his house?
That is my artwork.
And name it says in this mind room.
Very talented.
And in my clock.
This is all your thing is in my room.
And there.
See?
Oh, what?
Who is this little shit telling me to stop seeing six, seven?
If you don't stop doing this
Going into your house or going to be a mess
You can come into your house and I'll take you through the window
Where do I come?
There you go, I'll show you how to make that
I don't get away.
Is Rum's not here?
Heh.
Nice, bro.
Now, Rum's.
I'm gonna ask him to see.
Yo, what does this have to do with 6'7", bro?
How fast can I eat a hot pocket and drink a U-hoo?
I'm a U-phobic, I'm a C.
I'm fast and I think to eat this
Um, can I have cheese, hot chocolate, and some fish juice, please?
Shout out anti-cow, man.
Great job.
Come on, speed up a little bit. You go faster than that.
Come on, dude. Come on, anti.
Come on.
Hurt.
Okay, let's take that right there.
Checking to Ryan, see what he's doing.
Come on man, you gotta hurry up here, you still got the U-Load.
You will.
God damn, could you eat any?
This should be how slow can I eat a hot pocket?
Look on the finger, make sure it doesn't slip on the can. I like that technique.
Move the chips out the way, okay?
Oh, wow, he's a chugger.
Half the can gone.
Now you got to down the hot bucket.
Nice.
Okay, we'll check back in with anti.
Let's check back in with Ryan real quick.
You're gonna die?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
You've been cut by the phone, and like and subscribe right now
I hope you're watching this, cause I know you're gonna watch me, yeah
Please, subscribe, not beggin'
I'm looking at my computer every day, hey?
Family every day.
It's almost Christmas and I'm gonna lay in my bed
and talk to my friends on a Discord.
Okay.
Talk to my- Discord, okay?
Come on!
Go, Antie!
He's kind of hot.
He's kind of hot. Oh, he made it too hot before he started.
I'm gonna throw a hot parka for you.
Ha, ha, I'm gonna hot parka for nothing, LOL.
Ha, ha, ha. Not out on air.
This is a challenge, director.
Oh, this is a record?
This is a real challenge.
Alright, since Brian's done maybe we'll check back in with Firelib Beatbox, see what he's
hitting on while we open any tab here we go.
So, this is for my you...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brasov.
And then don't play.
Oh no!
I can't do this.
And develop some of the leg.
Hold on, Russell! Let him go!
Hey! Hey!
Um, and then Phil's probably some light.
You know what to do!
Or...
Or...
I can cope.
You left your hoodie on my chair Still flying your hair tie everywhere
My friends keep talking bro you're fine But we don't talk like we die
It's time.
All right, Kevin, hold up.
Well, Antoine, you've been eating this shit for three minutes.
I could down this shit in under a minute.
Okay, now down to you.
What is this, Michi?
He's starting to piss me the fuck off!
Hold on!
Another talent dumps them out.
Not gonna lie, not gonna lie.
I'm ordering hot pockets into Yoo-hoo,
and I'm seeing how fast I can beat this challenge.
I'm being dead ass.
Yoo-hoo can.
No, they don't even make the cans anymore.
make the juice boxes. No, they don't make the cans anymore. No! It's goi slop anyways.
You who's are not boy slob, you who's are fucking gas.
Hot pocket.
Order it.
I'm gonna order it.
you click on Donna Scott real quick for me? Who's Donna Scott? She's a fine shape.
Hi. What are you saying? Like, what are you...
I'm Donna Scott and today I am going to do a necessary re-release, so I'm going to do a full re-release song.
The other thing is because I'm perfect, because I'm perfect dancing.
Because when I'm feeling like young and I want to do that, so when I'm doing dancing,
I'm trying to put it like K-Magic is one of my favorite songs by Bruno Mars.
And I'm going to do that is because as well...
Her house seems terrible.
One of my favorite sounds, a wall.
So I'm going to do that is because...
I'm going to go do it.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to do it again.
I
Last video I chug all the way down of a Mountain Dew Code red this might be
like that video today so um so today I'm going to jump so you guys so okay
chug chug chug you guys this is not bad it tastes so good I never told us
before okay so um so when I just put it down you guys have to like and
Subscribe and like that video so I will I will let's get it before you guys
one two three
Let's get it. Go
Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug
It's not even
Okay
What are you guys?
Is he okay?
Okay anyone, like and subscribe and like and subscribe and like that video you guys.
I checked all the way down.
Hey, shout out to you, man.
What rabbit hole of YouTube?
What the fuck just popped up on my shit?
Mix Marvin's room, Lacey.
It's happening with a good guy.
But I've been drinking so much
and I'm a cunt at USA.
I'm that big of a touch of dust.
That is not, I did not make this.
This is not me singing.
That is not me singing.
That is not me singing.
What do you mean what did you just say?
This is clearly not me.
You guys think I have them in the studio and made this?
I said help that nigga that you love so bad
I know you still think about the times we had
I said help that nigga that you thank you for
And said you'd be the one who's not around
in anything but running the updates of hell.
I see that, people.
It's not even a good AI cover.
So I ordered this package from Amazon a few days ago and I go down to check it there
last night and they said it didn't get here.
So last night I got a text saying that the package is at the USPS Center and I have to
enter my address in card details to get it re-delivered.
So obviously it makes sense to you now.
So I enter all that shit.
Then, literally 20 minutes ago, I get a call from my bank saying that all my money has
been transferred from my bank account into your...
By the way, this was real.
I lost like $27,000.
I had $27,000 in my bank account to my name.
I had just moved to Dallas
and my whole shit not fucking drained
because I clipped on a UPS scam.
Mobile account.
So I go back and check the text.
It's from a random asking.
They don't even even spell the words right, bro.
All my money's fucking gone.
This is goodbye.
I never heard of this.
Drake collab?
I already saw the $3,000 collab, bro.
I've been working a long time now, I've been working for free, but nobody around is
telling you, give a damn about me, I've been slaving away all my life, do no whipping
the chain, and lately I can't help but feeling like I'm going insane, give a
I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's saying this or the fact that it's so catchy
that I want to sing long.
Is he valid?
Wrapping for Jesus?
What is this?
One rabbit hole of YouTube I down right now.
I've never seen years ago that has a hundred million views.
It's a classic. I've never seen this.
Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth.
I want to teach kids the Christian truth.
If you want to reach those kids on the street,
then you've got to do a rap to a hip-hop beat.
So I gave my son an urban kick.
My rhymes are flying. My beats are sick.
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger.
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's alive
Miracle of Ranger on to the virgin mom in a manger
Order to one, he's a tricky changer
And he died for your sin
I've reached the word that's my gate
And I rhyme better than the Tories
He's valent
His face are the other emcees. I wish them well, but if you live in sin, you burn in hell.
Now I'm a bastard, Mike, who I love, and they watch you.
Oh, he's a wife?
Fly emcee, and the light of my life's to the first to rhyme without further ado.
Take you to way mirror suit.
Jesus Christ is my nigga.
He's the son of an original cheek, and he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should eat.
What? Like if an other emcee says, you're a freak, you're a lame butt rapper in your ranzo week.
I don't get mad, and I don't critique, I forgive him.
And turn me out of the cheek. I don't blaspheme, and I don't brag, I don't.
That wasn't even necessary to say, she just wanted to rip it.
valid. I think I'm done with reactions. It's not me and Darla in 60 years, bro. First look
at the OVO X McDonald's collab. I want a Mick Drizzy. Oh my God. It's called a Mick Drizzy.
Oh my God, I want it so bad.
Yo, is there anybody in the chat who could get asked, go to a Canadian McDonald's, get
this for me, and mail the meal to me?
Please, I'll do anything for a Drake McDrizzly in an OBO cup.
Adapts making food and he wants you?
Why didn't you text me?
Why didn't you text me?
Bang. Bang, bang.
And now I take these, and what are...
Battle fingers. What's wrong with my fingers?
Rose making shit? Are you making apple pie?
What is he making?
Now you're already setting in random videos.
Happy Birthday and I'm back cooking.
And today I'm going to be doing special fried rice.
Of course, it's too terrible, so as you know,
I've got this exposed.
So this is a classic?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Is it weird if I take my underwear off and just free ball?
1, 2, 3, and just say, what, Snowy?
Let's see what Snowy said.
I just got a second place in the Fortnite solo victory
cash cup.
I'm now 0 for 137 on wins.
you
you
you
you
you
You should watch two girls one cup I don't even know what that is
Please.
Draw!
It's bad?
Wait, can I, don't watch on stream?
You're uncultured.
Can you get my phone, the chat's failing,
that dad wants me to come cook with him.
the phone to stream on and move. Yo, adapt chest. Stop coming in here spamming all adapt
wants you to cook with them. Adapte wants you to cook with them like fine bro I'll go dude damn.
Adapte wants you to cook with him. Yo Adapte wants to cook with you. Adapte wants you to cook with
him. For real? Like, why is he not texting me and saying that then?
Yo, lays from the flock that that wants to cook with you. I'm down, I'm down.
Oh, I'm about to go up, I'm about to go up.
Um, um, why not?
Because I can't, I don't like it.
You don't have a point?
No.
What do you know?
I don't.
I don't know what you think you're going to do.
We have alcohol.
We have a lot of alcohol in the cupboard.
Oh.
ready where's your chain I left it at Darla's yeah we think I'm about right
but I want to go to the kitchen first to check to make sure there's alcohol first
we so to chat on a boat yeah let me take the channel right now all right
Don't actually lose the phone.
I'm not going to lose the phone, bro.
Yeah, look what you're trying to do.
You're going to take the phone off.
I'm going to take it down.
Wait, Joe, what are you all seeing right now?
Vote purely.
OK.
Let me see.
All right.
There we go.
I'm going to get the remote.
You take them.
Just the remote?
Yeah, hold on.
It doesn't work until it's a long time.
All right.
You see all that ass.
How do you see a fat ass?
on a hook. W tripod. Alright put them in the water. What if the boat dies in the water
and then they get stranded? Then you're going to be stuck on an island for 7 days. Alright.
So how you control it, this is a throttle and this is a turn.
Here's Cheddar, you're all good?
I don't know how to get up.
Cool water time, right?
Sure.
Cool water time, right?
Sure.
There we go.
Cold is fine.
All right.
I guess this is some tech to remove the starch.
Let's see.
Here's my fresh rice from scratch.
Oh, wait.
It's heavy.
Ready.
Bang.
Is that why the water is like diluted now?
Yeah, it's like the same as washing rice.
Like you know when you wash rice it gets like this and yeah, that's what they said.
Like it drains it out?
Okay.
Wikipedia all knowing I'm nipotent beings.
Good looks from the omnipotent culinary artists in the chat.
What's next though? How do we tackle these nuggets?
I think I should, I guess I can open these and shape them and make them.
Oh, that's bad.
Wait a sec! Wait a sec!
The audience is trying to fuck though.
Say you want to go one more time for a bow ride?
Don't go for a moment one more time
Alright, put them back in, put them back in, put them back in.
One more moment, okay?
I'm not gonna flip you guys!
Thanks for watching!
You're going to be fine.
I'm going to go back to my room, and I'm going to go back to my room.
Back.
Oh, we're back.
Hello.
Oh, my God, we're back.
Oh my god, we're back!
What if we go off the ramp in the hot tub into the basement?
That could be tough.
Like, look, come here.
I wonder if it'll get sucked out.
There's no more to that. Listen.
I'm gonna put you guys in the boat right in here.
I'm gonna take you off the ramp in the hot tub into the pool.
Okay?
I'm not gonna let you guys drown.
I know the mic's a little messed up right now.
I'm not gonna let you guys drown.
Alright, ready?
Put them right here.
Yeah, are you guys ready?
Now look again, now look.
Ah, it's fucking breathing.
Alright guys, we have the boat.
Alright?
I need you guys to hold on strong, alright?
You're gonna go for a wild ride.
You're gonna get a little raked into the ocean, into the water.
Okay?
You guys are in my hand.
I'm not gonna let you guys drown.
And I'm not gonna flip the phone over.
Put them in the water.
Here we go.
Why are you guys saying 07?
Oh, you guys ready?
Here we go!
Not how I expected that to go.
Not how I expected that to go.
Okay?
Not how I expected that to go. Not how I expected that to go. Okay?
Um, we need more speed. Okay. Drew, can you get it somehow?
Yeah, it's fine.
Don't do that. It's not...
I know, I know.
Help, help, help. I know you guys are stuck! I'm going to get you guys out, I'm going to get you more speed and you're going to do it this time, okay?
Alright.
Jack, you guys are on a boat. Are you ready to go off the ramp? I'm not!
I'm going to make sure I'll go in the water. Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
Come on.
Come on.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
you
you
Should we go in for the tape maybe?
Hold on a sec, I'm going to...
Oh, there's some water in the boat.
You got to buy a new phone. No we don't. We can fix it.
Where's the tape back?
Inside.
You know what? Am I going to lie?
So what if it goes to the bottom of the boat?
Who's going to get it?
Me?
I'm going to play Superman and get it.
Because I'm confident that when I send them on a boat ride, they're not falling in that water.
Chad, do you all just want to go for a calm little ride, or do you guys want to go off the ramp?
Off the ramp. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I'm going to push you guys down right here on the boat. I'm going to take you off the edge in the ramp, into the water.
water. I promise you guys are safe with me. You guys are safe with me? I'm not
gonna crash the boat. Your captain is lacing. Put him in the water.
Here we go.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Fuck!
No.
We gotta get it, we gotta get it, we gotta get it, we gotta get it, we gotta get it.
Shadow, I'mma help you guys, hold on!
The truth, hello?
Bro, there's not much more speed we can pick up.
It worked the one time, almost.
Not really.
Hey, mate.
Should we chat or not?
Okay, really?
Okay, wait.
Alright, chat. Are y'all ready to go swimming?
Listen.
I promise I got you guys.
Your captain speaking. I'm not letting y'all drown. Here we go.
It's right in the loop it'll... are we back?
What's back there? Behind it. The pink bag.
What?
I know behind the white bag. Is that rice back there?
No, it's powdered sugar.
Fuck.
Wait.
Ah, man. We have no fucking rice to put in there.
Hmm.
Ooh. What about these?
I feel like these will work just as well, no?
Some popcorn curls?
That's gonna work to suck out water?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
Maybe the doctor has like, he's cooking.
What's going on?
I don't know.
Well, just settings are popping up I've never seen before.
Wait, actually?
Yeah!
God, that fucking corn worked.
I need to wash my hands. They're all muddy.
Can you come right?
No, my hands are... oh fuck.
My hands are muddy.
Hopefully we have Wi-Fi up here.
Yeah, what is it that makes you?
Making me food, too?
Hell, dude.
What, my pants are too long.
Can we dry them off and adapt?
Cause your phone is soaked.
What?
I wanna eat them.
Look at that.
You're not even wet.
Yeah, they are. I'm feeling it.
Bro, I'm so cold.
I feel like I just get in the fucking rain all day.
Hey, I just want to kind of get, like, warm under a blanket
and get platinum and bronze because we are a professional player.
I've been spotted.
I've been spotted.
I've been spotted?
You're fucking horrible at spying.
You fucking made my across the map.
Are you sure?
I think we locked eyes.
Maybe the door.
You have to open it still, you can't be loud when you open the door.
You've got to be quiet.
Anybody still needs nobody here?
Okay.
Don't let them see you.
Okay.
What the fuck is that box there for me?
That's eggs.
Okay.
I don't remember correctly in there.
I don't think that's about the level.
It's just this.
Some rice.
Maybe.
Hold on.
And then this goes.
Whoa.
That's one.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Ooh.
Did you eat that?
Did that?
Are you becoming a chef?
Every time I come in here you're cooking.
Slowly but surely.
What are you making right now?
Uh, dino nuggets, or my take on dino nuggets.
And fries.
Some trash though.
Hold on.
What dinosaur is that?
That's the triceratops.
I think with the spoity, the poignette.
How is that tech though?
I don't know if it's just a weight.
What was the time?
I don't know if it's just a weight
What was it supposed to be?
Did I put that in there prematurely?
Wait, it's premature I think
You want to try one of these when they're done?
Yeah! Okay, hold on
Okay
It needs to be oily
Turn the knob
Wait, can you turn the knob my way there?
Which one?
It's not too high?
No, no, no, that's too high
Medium
Yeah, but it's like the oil's not high at all.
Just seeing it's like fun.
So, okay, well I have mad chicken nuggets I can do.
All right, you want one?
Yeah.
Okay, one dinosaur.
Make me a T-Rex.
Okay, I got you.
Oh, she even knows how to make a sheep, you see?
Okay, let me see.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, ready?
Did you see the chicken?
Yeah, of course.
What?
What?
So it goes in here, it goes A, right, and then flower.
Okay.
And you can't have a gas leak if there's already a flame, and not even a gas.
Why do they keep doing that?
I don't know.
Gas leak is for when there's no flame.
But it is just, you just have to dust it a little bit.
All right, I think we got it.
Wait.
Nope.
I'm going to do that again.
Okay.
I'm not even really guessing.
The flame is a gas.
The gas is...
That's...
That's not the gas.
Well you turned it up really high.
Oh yeah, but if I turn it low it gets...
Oh I got a C as well.
That's my T-Rex?
Yeah. Fuck.
Hold on.
It'll go a little bit over that.
Give me a second.
Hold on.
It's going to be a grease fire.
It's kind of looking good on that first one you threw in there.
Fire and commentary.
Okay, so this is yours. This is the first one.
Yeah.
The spot type of concrete.
Push me, push me.
Hold on now!
That's looking good and crispy!
Alright, watch out the oil shoots and it burns you if you're in that thick rain.
Wait, I think it's...
See the consistency of the crumbs on this one is not as good.
What is that cooked and cooked in? Who am I going to get sailmanila?
No, no, no, I have to put it in here.
Oh!
This is to fry it and then you know...
I'll do some other challenge.
Okay, so I got a sail on top of these before I let's make another one
No, you know, oh, so I cook it through on this whole shit or at least
Okay
What do you even know about it?
Making apple slices?
No, I didn't.
Try one?
Okay.
Try one, they're good.
What?
That's good if I eat them.
Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
Ready?
You can strip it out, yeah.
Apple slice? What is it? What is it soaking in? Water?
Yeah, cool water.
Okay, I gotta get that on me.
That was hard to shake these fucking things.
Hold on to that foot now, fuck.
That's good enough.
What happened?
It's really good.
What, you ached? You ached?
Hold on, hold on.
They're not coming out of there, thank you.
You said the evil one, asshole.
Wait.
Here we go.
Here we go.
That looks kind of cool. That actually looks like a dinosaur.
You're not thinking through it all the way, huh, Liz?
Yeah.
Stop the ticking, age that.
There's no ticking.
Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?
Can it cook all the way?
Can it cook all the way through on this?
Yeah.
Okay.
I need to, like, taste the difference because I can't mix them
and flip them like the same.
I got to monitor them, you know what I mean?
House blows up.
It blows in.
Lower the heat.
I guess the house is going to blow up from a chicken nugget.
You know, people, ladies and McDonald's all in front of it.
I think you have to point at that.
Alright, hold on.
How do I know when they're done?
I obviously know where they're from.
I don't know how to do this.
I'm first going to just come out and shoot them.
I'm going to put these guys up here and throw it to Friday.
You think that matters?
Not completely.
This is all fucked up.
I think you should have put the fridler.
Because how long is it going to take?
I'm going to take a minute.
Potato legends, you've been hit in grates?
I have something we can do in the meantime while we wait for her, chat.
Shall we open up half the cards?
When you hear a tick-tick-tick sound while cooking with gas, it means the electric igniter
is trying to light the burner.
This is normal for a few seconds, continuous clicking.
I don't care about your nerve.
Why are you talking, brother? You're fine.
I didn't guess it was dark. It was just bright out.
Yeah, was it not just light out and now it's fucking black?
Where's the food? I'm hungry.
So you guys think you're about to eat?
How do I tell you? I'm a selfish prick.
When it comes to food, it's mine.
All right chat we can't open some packs we could rent some packs right now I still have
three one thousand dollar NFL boxes that I never opened from the last pack opening what
if one of these boxes has a rookie Justin Jefferson card in them.
Are they?
Right there.
Ooh!
I'm gonna find one of them.
I'm gonna get another one of something.
Wait, Jack, who can you get from the 2023 cards?
Who was it working in 2023?
I feel like it was a good ass year.
Do we have a toaster?
No.
We don't have a toaster.
No.
We don't have it closer.
There's a pancake maker or a waffle maker.
Oh my God.
Waffle Pop Tarts.
Chad, what's another way to cook a Pop Tart?
microwave?
Oh my God, you'll never guess it's gotta be here.
You'll never guess it's gotta be here, Chad.
You guys will never guess.
No, not clicks he's not come into like sevens thirty oh she's why do I torture myself watching
you. How is watching me torture? If anything, watching me brings enjoyment and pleasure.
It makes you happy. We said I could be happy. Yeah. Also chat in like two days, I'm doing
a P.O. Box opening for my birthday. If anybody wants to Amazon Prime overnight, anything
to my P.O. Box. Mods, spam up the P.O. Box. It's exclamation mark P.O. for my birthday.
How many packages do we have?
I don't know. I'm going to go look. You have like three or four, but those aren't for fans.
That's just like people who are similar to the house.
We good. When's your birthday? On the 18th. Should I do it on my birthday? Should I
do it the day after my birthday? Just to give more people more time to send me
gifts. I know if that's going to send me magnets.
If you Amazon it to come in two days for I mean, whatever the game cry
My wieners in the rain
What?
Day after okay, so I do the day after you guys will actually send me a bunch of stuff
Let's see how much now I'm probably gonna do it on my birthday. Not really much. We have by your birthday
You could get puka gives Laporta a Bijan Stroud and JSN rookie cards in that pack
Okay, uh, DoorDash is about to be up here, okay, should be at the top of that now.
Fuck, it's all right.
Imagine being the poor person sending a rich person gifts.
I'm gonna shit, I'm gonna shit in a bag and send you it.
No, it's not food. I got something special.
but it's here the guy named Daryl delivering it
W Daryl
that's what he looks like
can I show it?
ah, Daryl I guess
so I'll show it to Daryl
give him some fella
here it comes I hear him
aura
oh he has actually had the aura
they're all
the one music is listening to your music
yeah why do you call so far?
I don't have shoes on
they're all
He's going to frame-mog me?
Yo, Daryl is not going to frame-mog me, bro.
He's not from ASU.
Where is he?
I've been waiting all day for this, Daryl.
He's calling me.
Yeah, I don't know how to get in.
How do you know what to get?
He's in a fucking driveway.
He's in a little spin.
All right, bro, cool.
All right, cool. Let's just go to Darryl.
He's there. I don't know how to get out of his car.
I'm trying to fucking pack it up before we go.
What if he... What if he's gonna help us?
He's living right there.
How you doing, Darryl?
I'm away.
Thank you so much, Darryl.
Have you ever tried the hot pocket?
Ah, nice. The Wi-Fi disconnected as soon as we stepped over here.
Sorry, chat. Helps Wi-Fi kind of sucks now.
It's disconnected as soon as we walked over here.
Wait, did he even get to meet Darryl?
I don't think so.
Oh, he was so cool!
It's fine, it was a five second thing.
Yeah, it was so cool.
The little shitheads are quite good.
I'm not a shithead.
It's F!
What's that?
They're standing F.
It says it says yellow.
I don't have a child on the street.
Are you sure?
Yes.
It's literally fine.
There's a whale on the street!
It's a little baffled.
It's literally fine.
There's a whale on the screen.
Why is there a whale on the screen?
They're always on the screen.
Wait, you take it in the thing?
I never had a hot pocket.
Do you make anything thick?
No.
Fuck.
It's very challenging, buddy.
I guess they're eating all of this?
I'm not.
We don't have time to cook you meals.
You can just put two in the microwave.
It's not how it works with hot pockets, buddy.
Why?
It's called a hot pocket for a reason you put in your pocket and it gets hot.
Alright, put it in your pocket.
You got a place?
No.
It's not F though, it says perfect.
Are you sure?
Or you just get on one guide.
Not get on one guide.
Let me see the chat
Well none either just saying it could you you're dumb ass is saying
For a chance at 50 and we will do the challenge of the decade
Shall we set up
You can't steal their chat, I don't say anything.
No, no, no, I just want to see this.
I need to be able to see the fuck.
I'm just pointing it higher.
Is there a channel? I can see it. Oh, the marshal is perfect.
Why don't we just flip it this way and then they'll be able to see it.
I don't know. Trust me.
Oh wait, you want them to see the counter, right?
They have to be able to see the you who
There you have to be closer
Yeah, it's not bring it in bring it in bring it in bring it even more stupor
Who's your party
Yo rums can you get the timer on?
Can you get the timer on screen rums we need to track this, we need to count this.
20 seconds.
Jinxie raid.
Oh my gosh, you actually know you. This is crazy. Holy shit, three back to my olden days, man.
Shake it well.
Here we go, chat.
It wasn't really hot though.
Alright guys.
His was hot too.
Okay.
Are you guys ready?
Today we will be counting and figuring out
how long it takes me to eat a hot pocket
and drink a yuhu, okay?
Let's get right into it.
Oh, that's hot.
They'll cover the hot pocket for no reason.
You feel me?
What's up?
It might be my record here.
I'm a son of a...
I'm a son of a...
Ha!
Oh, Ha!
Oh, Ha!
I'm gonna have a bite of this...
I'm gonna eat it.
Done!
That's how fast I can eat a hot pocket and drink a yuhu.
Please like, comment, and subscribe, and I challenge Stay Moronado next.
I had some disgusting combination.
There's no way I was good.
She was gasp.
I have some disgusting combination. There's no way I was good.
She was gas. Absolutely.
She took me back to my fucking childhood, man.
314, not bad.
Alright.
Ooh!
Strawberry and milk shake.
Two in the other one.
Oh, shit, you were moaning the whole time.
No, I wasn't, bro.
Shall we?
What if we actually do something good from this back?
So, Chad, it's a 2023 prism box, OK?
You can find 10 numbered prisms, four silver prisms.
It's no guaranteed auto.
two autos. You can find Puka in here, Bijan, Jackson Smith, and Jinbo. Rookie auto, that's
what we're looking for. We are looking for a JSN card.
Wow, wow, a chain, a chain sees a shroud, a lot of good players in this class.
hands. Jerry Judy, Shaq Thompson, Joshua Dobbs, Travis VTN. Wow. Okay, TJ what? What's this?
Ryan Tannehill, numbered to 99. Okay, not too shabby. Wouldn't call it good though. Pretty shit so far,
chat. Pretty shit so far chat. Joshua Dobbs, T Higgins, Mark Andrews, Davis Mills, Joey
Bosa, Christian Watson, the son, Redick, Chagasro, tige spears, hold on. Deuce Vaughn,
card numbered out of 99. Key on white rookie card, don't care. W5 cents. Hey, what a brilliant
I'm not gonna talk to me like that! I'm a rodeo mouth!
I'm not going to talk to me like that! I'm a rodeo mouth!
Who's that?
I don't know. Is that Marty?
Hayden Hurst, James Cill Williams, Joe Burrow, Cooper Cup, Robert Woods, Marcus Allen, Garrett Wilson, Baker Mayfield.
You feel it? Hold on. Joey Bosa, Jimmy Garoppolo, numbered out of 125. I mean, yeah, I'm gonna
be honest. The good news is we have not gotten an auto yet. That's actually the good news
because there's still two autos in these packs. I'll go get the nuggets when I'm done with
this box. Most are Saquon, Jordan Brooks, hold on, hold, hold, hold. Sack Wilson out
of 175, not even a rookie card. Okay, we still have two autos. Okay, Juante Williams, Miles
Sanders, Buda Baker, Zach Moss, Juante Adams, Damian Pierce, Ricky Williams. What is this?
What is it, what is it, what is it?
Stefan digs prismatic.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Stefan digs prismatic?
Fuck that card.
In a Davis Mills number out of 225.
Okay.
Please cost me $190,000.
I will not be keeping that card.
Here we go.
Singleton, DJ Chark, DJ Dillon, Ken Aker, Jamal Adams, James.
Here we go.
It's on it.
It's my first auto.
It's my first auto.
It's my first auto.
Are you all ready?
the first auto of the box.
Oh, that's not bad.
Jordan Addison, Rookie Otto's not bad.
Jordan Addison, Rookie Otto's not bad.
I actually fuck with Jordan Addison, that's a good pool.
That's a good pool.
Jordan Addison, Rookie Otto, definitely not the worst
I can get out of this box.
Hold on a minute.
That's a solid pool
That's that's solid I
Like that card that's a decent pool it is a decent pool
CJ Stroud rookie card out of 250
Okay, it's not terrible there's still a auto in one of these backshacks
She didn't read rookie card at a 170 at a 75. That's not bad either
No, this is not a bad box. I'm low-key getting some decent pools if I get one more good auto
I will keep it to be a really good box
Who's this to show in Gibson
Okay, hold on jet
Yo, is it crazy that I feel a JSN auto in this pack right here?
We have the second auto.
Here's the second auto.
Are you guys ready?
Are y'all ready for the second auto? Van Jefferson? That's not bad! Van Jefferson
auto is not bad! So bro, how are you? Nice to meet you bro.
You watch NFL or no? No. I just got a Jordan Addison and Van Jefferson
I don't even know what that is, but, um, is it worth money?
Yep.
Uh, like, like, ten cents maybe?
Yeah, this one's like ten cents, this one's like fifteen cents.
It's nothing crazy.
Do you need me to put something in top of it?
I got you, yeah, I'll have a little ginone, I'm sure.
I like the fit, buddy.
They're really looking hard.
I jack you, I want a jack you.
That's an event?
Oh, shit, I really want to jack you.
Is she going to rob me completely?
No, no, no, I really jacked you.
You jacked me?
I want to jack you.
I'm trying to get the jacked man to look at this.
Let's see it!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Okay.
Fuck my dick!
Cordero Patterson
These are lowkey good pools
These are lowkey good pools
Come on, give me one more honour, give me one more honour
Bail me out, bail me out, bail me out
Hold on a minute
Cam Smith Rookie Card
card that shit okay I'll go get a death school in a sec I'll go get a death
school in a sec Jadies are not bad pools Van Jefferson and Jordan Addison
Otto's
and a CJ Stroud and Jaden Reed rookie card not gonna lie I don't give a fuck
about the Jaden Reed rookie card but they see my mouth kind of bored what do
You owe me to do about that.
Well, you should keep digs.
Why would I keep digs?
Fuck digs.
Money worth some money one day.
No, it's not going to worth anything one day.
I don't have to do things.
Do you just want to sleep here, do you think?
Yeah.
Just a little bit.
You just want to sleep here today?
Yeah.
I'm gonna show you how to have some of the stuff I pulled.
Like look at this.
Look at this check.
It's a Michael Gallup auto NFL patch
Four out of five
I put some other stuff too now I put it in the case it's all in the case anything that was you sleeve that
Robert Parrish? Otto?
No, everything else that you see is up in the case.
I think that's it.
The ones that are in hard sleeves are case then.
I got a Curry Midnight card. Jalen Pickett Otto.
This is Bobby Clinton.
Okay, all the gifts are upstairs.
I just need some snotty sleeves and then I can piece.
Alright, I'm going to take these packs up to my dad, maybe my dad wants to rip a couple.
Here, maybe we go side by side and rip them.
Holy shit, it's not the best day ever.
Hot pocket, Yoo-hoo, dino nuggets, and ripping NFL cars.
And then after, maybe I'll play a little game.
But that we're here
Look, I just pulled what?
Pretty tough
Addison rookie auto. Oh, that's tough in a van Jefferson rookie auto
But is it good I
Need your honor depending you gotta be I'm just
Give it to me straight Brad pause
I'm good with constructive criticism you can use the catch up to I will use the catch up because
Like I didn't season it too much
They got you to catch up the house
There's better frowns in that one you heard that yeah
What we think
You have to try to catch up.
You made the catch-up Tuesday extra long.
Yep. Tomatoes.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Honest thoughts though, because you're kind of an expert.
I'm a little worried about the orange shavings in the middle.
Oh, that's just the bread. Like the breading.
Like you had to move through. You know what I mean?
It's not bad.
Definitely good season to meet a little bit.
But it's a chicken nugget. Do you season the meat on a chicken nugget?
It's actually time for a good point.
Like, right? Which is not fucking nobu.
It's my kitchen. It's me. You don't get fucking...
When you're at McDonald's, you're not honest.
I don't need a little salt and pepper.
No, no. Did we do that?
The brain's definitely got to have something.
No, the breading has seasoning. I can taste it.
Yeah.
What about the fries though? The fries I put salt on for show.
Yeah, let me try.
Here, do you want to try one? Too bad.
Pretty sure you can go making it yourself or something.
Very annoying. Not bad at all.
Sorry.
Am I going to lie?
I can see myself waking up, maybe like noon one day,
my day where I put it on the stream,
waking up at one o'clock, laying down and watching deck note,
eating some of them. I'm going to be honest, I can see it.
Definitely. Did you actually start watching it?
Episode nine.
But really?
Yeah.
You like it?
I'll try the fries are bad. I'm off my line. They're not bad for what they are
It's not bad. It's from scratch. I got peeled the potato, grew the potato
When you caught the chicken with my hands
Made you saw me in like in the midst of it. Wait, so I would eat this. I would eat a plate of this
I'm off my line. I got it. That's true.
Wait, you actually want to start gardening and shit?
Gardening?
What did you get that from?
No, I'm on a culinary harbour. Not on a botany harbour.
So when we move into the new house, because there's so much yardage in space, I want to have a watermelon bush.
Okay.
So you should make other bushes, and we should have an actual garden, and we should make it a part of our weekly routine to take care of the garden.
Maybe a lime bush for Coronas.
That's not that bad.
I'm pretty proud of what we had done here tonight.
Chicken nuggets and french fries from scratch.
Pretty solid.
I peeled a potato.
Not easy.
It's a slice of the apple slices.
Yeah.
Not bad, bro, right?
It's pretty good.
It's got a weird taste on one of the potatoes or something.
I want one.
It should be good.
What are you got, Matt?
Cards.
Yeah.
Wait, who's this?
You can tell?
Yeah.
Two more bottles, too.
Is this new?
Is this a new present?
This is 25 and this is 23.
What do you want to do for them?
These just came out.
What?
These ones?
These 20-25 ones.
You get anything good?
Is this the best card you got?
That's open to you.
Dan Jefferson is open to you.
No, you want to see the best card I got?
It's crazy.
It's a crazy patch card.
Michael Gallup, auto, and it's an NFL like the canning patch.
Where?
Like you got the logo man?
Yeah.
4 out of 5.
Oh, the fries are here.
I'm buckling with the fries.
Oh, can y'all flame droop please?
Yes, there's CJ Dipper in this pack.
If y'all really want me to get a CJ Dipper card, I'll try.
They're saying the crowd's $400.
You want to put your chat in the pool?
That CJ Strat Card's $400?
I fixed PSA 10, no.
Did you guys...
A rookie Strat Card out of $250.
I don't know.
I mean, his stocks are a little bit down right now, but...
You put your chat in the pool earlier?
Not for a little boat ride.
How'd it go?
You didn't even get that once.
Really?
And I got hotpot price in the challenge.
What did you do?
You never saw the YouTube challenge?
No.
How fast you can eat a hotpot cake and drink a yuhu?
What the fuck is a yuhu?
What?
No.
What is that?
You can never try a yuhu?
No.
What is that?
Yeah.
It's chocolate water.
Is that a real challenge?
Eatin' a pop-tart and drinkin' a yuhu or you just making shit up?
That was a real challenge.
Someone me?
Someone you did it.
You have the word right for that?
No, look!
I don't know what you like.
What is this?
Oh, it's just chocolate.
Look!
This guy did it right here.
Hi, I'm Andy.
I'm Greg.
I'm Greg.
This guy did it.
And you beat his record.
I beat his record.
She got five minutes.
How do you do it?
He got four minutes and fifty seconds.
I got a three minutes.
Well, this is pretty upload.
Four years ago.
Okay.
And you beat him.
Now you have to beat him if you are.
Yep.
I've heard of like the Cinnamon Challenge.
I've heard of, like getting ice.
I've never heard of you who would do a hot pock.
I'm telling you though, you're biting into that hot pock and it's piping hot.
They'll call it a hot pock for no reason.
I do know that.
I'm a bit into shit and it's burning my mouth before who was the 2025 draft class that's good
For NFL, let me try to think
Hold on James and Williams at 75
Erin Jones
Anybody good out of this box
Jackson Dar came down blue
Okay
The time the Saints Tyler was named
To go or to action gentsy
TJ Sanders Woody marks Tyler Warren rookie card for his medic
It's not a bad shout
Okay, nothing good there got to find autos here dad. What are you looking for? I'm looking honestly
I don't know this box right here. I was looking for a jsn rookie
Yeah
would pay you right now. I know. Jarquise Hunter, what does he have a fucking tennis
ball in his helmet for? What the fuck is that? Oh, those are like the, the, the, the
ooh! What did you get? It's a Tarot McMillian, rookie guard. I've seen him if he had some
clip to the streamer bowl. Yeah, he definitely had some, he definitely had some clips.
Nothing going on here, but you're fucking bunch of fucking shit man shit in the box, dude
But overall, what do you think about the nuggets in the fries good?
Good, so you would eat that if you brought me a plate when I was hungry of that
I'm tearing it down me personally though
I'm not a kind of guy that likes to get my chicken nuggets and ketchup might be a hot take I like ranch
I like to get my chicken nuggets and ranch. I don't know why maybe a little bit of honey mustard
I was on the kitchen bow nicks 99 out of 99
To insert
There's two autos in here chat I'm telling you guys I'm gonna put some crazy
No, this box right here. I got it a day came out
last and
Trismania insert a manga Ray Lewis
Caleb Williams who's this hold on a minute Vernon Dave or that auto that auto
Wait you said ketchup might be top-of-the-bottom is someone say ketchup is not a top-of-the-bottom
That's crazy. I don't know how that's not
Oh
ranch okay it's still top three it's still top three ranch might
be a bad man is oh who's that oh you got auto Billy Gabriel he started he started
before should already dealing Gabriel rookie auto is that even gonna pay it
out that might actually be the worst auto I've fucking gotten from this box
No, no, you thought- Holy shit!
It's not gonna go well. It's not that bad.
It's not very good, though, to be honest with you.
Someone said ranch hot sauce.
I'm gonna go back and then catch up.
Mustard?
Mustard's ass.
Name- Tell me one thing you dip in mustard.
I fucking hate mustard.
I got a deep-rooted hatred for the mustard in my bones.
Holy shit!
I was five years old, I had a D-Bax game,
and they did those condiment rages.
When it was like half time or whatever.
My sister was cheering for Mustard, I was cheering for Ketchup.
And so they come out on the field and they have that dress up on the bottles and they run around the bases.
Ketchup was winning, he was rounding third.
I had a big smile on my face.
Mustard tripped him and crossed the finish line and my sister started screaming.
I started crying.
Oh, Jackson Dork frismatic rookie Dork.
He skips out.
It's good, so.
You saw massive condiments running.
Yes!
I've never had it in my life.
No, that didn't work.
It was a dream.
No, it was not a dream.
You never saw people dressed in mustard and ketchup while it was running.
They were hurt.
Bro, they did that in 40 minutes.
Bro, they, a must get some honey.
They did that.
See, here he goes.
Bro, I'm telling you.
I remember my sister being so happy that mustard won.
And I was crying.
My dad was trying to make you feel like it's okay, it's not real.
It wasn't real.
It wasn't real.
Your dad was telling you the truth.
No. No, he meant like the race, bro.
He meant like the race was like it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, he was telling you it wasn't real because it wasn't real.
You probably woke up from a bad dream.
I was there.
I was there.
This might have an auto in it.
Oh hold on Jason wait now
Okay, that means this last pack has a auto in it
This between one of these you got Dylan Gabriel
Biggie CTV and skips up three before TV
All right, let's see if you get the auto and then
This last pack has an auto in it, we need a jacks and darts and a scat of blue, maybe
a chador could be big.
Jacks and darts one of one auto is going to be here, what's funny, what's this, Kyler
Okay, why?
Oh, I see blue.
Hold on.
Taj Brooks.
There you go.
It's Taj Brooks!
That's uh, I'm not familiar with his game in particular.
Anyone know his game?
That's the goat, that's how you do goat.
The goat at what?
The ball.
Alright, I'm gonna go through that, uh, three things.
Like, what about you, Sophie, you missed a white numbered staffer card.
No, I didn't.
None of these matter except for these two, I'm gonna be honest.
Honestly, I don't even care about this ono.
Anybody in the chat want that?
He fucking blows he fucking blows dude
Last pack last box
2023 there is a JSN rookie car auto in here
Do you guys believe?
Good
Wait, Todd Brooks isn't even in the NFL yet?
Why did you just go on and kill that boy?
Now that you're tired?
Do you know how many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Mmm, last time I went to bed at like two and then...
I woke up at like nine because I thought we were standing early and then I just stared up.
You didn't leave.
That's how you go to bed.
That's right.
Yeah.
I love you.
We didn't even get back to like twelve-thirty.
Yeah.
How was that possible?
Yeah.
Here we go, Chepokis.
I'm gonna go through these quick.
Sharon Hall rookie card out of $199 don't care couldn't care less about it this is
the one with the auto this one right here so how does it have a lot of waste?
yes that's a lot of auto I'm not there might not be a good auto auto that's a
No, but it has an AJ Brown out of $199 in it.
Okay, here we go, Chad.
What are you sneaking a pack away for?
Justin Fields Prismatic, Jack Campbell Rookie Card out of 249.
So far I've gotten complete shit.
I re-kill out of 225.
It's low key kind of good though, no chance.
It's kind of good that I got shit card so far.
Because that means there's an auto somewhere in here.
Two autos somewhere in here.
DeAndre Swift out of 150.
Like, am I just this unlucky?
So I swear the luck lord just cursed me off spotting this life bro.
laundry Stevenson in a Tyler lock it out of 250
There we go, yeah, we have one two three four five more packs
Please don't cough on the job
We have an auto
Oh my god, it's a numbered auto too. Should we get a little sneak peek of who it is?
Patriots tie law
Auto out of 99
You like that?
Yeah, it's a good card. It's actually solid.
That's pretty solid.
Did any of you play for the Steelers?
The staffer you pull is worth more than all of these.
Brother, what Stafford did I pull?
That's not bad.
Wait, is that a good card?
You missed a white Prism Stafford.
So how much does that go for?
Patrick Mahomes out of 150.
It does not go for $500, $10,000.
Yeah, we have three more packs, that's one auto.
Oh my God, please be a low number just in the accuracy card.
$199?
Damn bro.
Here we go, Che, here we go.
Here we go! Two packs left!
Jackson Smith and Jigba Prison Break.
I don't know if that's good, but it's a JSN card.
Last one.
They're saying one of one.
Good. JSN?
Oh my God.
Andre Johnson 3 out of 5.
Andre Johnson is a receiver of the Texans.
Wait, is that a good card?
Andre Johnson 3 out of 5, Gold Prism?
It's 3k?
Bang!
There has to be auto in this pack.
Wait, what?
I'm missing an auto.
I'm literally supposed to have two autos!
WSGAM
It's an air pack!
Drew took a pack.
Hold on, I saved this one for last.
It's a bonus pack.
The very last auto.
It has to have an auto in it.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. Is it a good auto? Okay, prismatic CJ shove rookie card, not bad. Here we go.
Tyler Scott rookie card nice, bro
There you go
Sleep it bro sleep it. I'm not sleeping either. He's good
Michael I all these cards came bent
So that doesn't run the PSA
My luck is just so shit. Yeah, but wait what what is the next month?
Wait, when do what? When did I do the first card opening early February? Yeah
I'm not gonna lie out of these boxes. I got a Andre Johnson three out of five
Van Jefferson rookie auto Jordan Addison rookie auto tie law auto out of 99 in a
Dylan Gabriel auto it's not the worst you know I wish you do all right
they're standing about a Matthew Stafford card but I don't know how I'm
supposed to find it. What box did it come in? What does it look like? It's white, right?
What does white mean?
What does white mean?
The outline is white, so it's not going to look like the rest of the cards.
How did I miss that?
How did you guys let me miss that?
They were talking about it the whole time.
No, they weren't.
Patrick, what you look it up is it actually worth anything before you fucking search for it?
Yeah, Chad, is it actually worth something or no?
I don't even know what box it's in
Yeah, I know
It's worth $30
So why are you on mate dollar basically making me digging the others?
Matthew Stafford two out of 35 I guess this is a good card
All it does is cough and yawn, acts like it's job is hard.
Yeah, fuck yourself.
Okay, should be good, then the rest of this is trash.
Yep, that's right. I'm not keeping an auto rookie guard because I don't care about Tyler Scott.
Had his breakout season in 2022 when he caught 54 passes for 900 yards for the University of Cincinnati.
I hope you throw it out and then he has his breakout season next season.
I'm fucking Wood's MVP. I'm gonna cut it back at this clip.
Not gonna hit anybody.
So we can throw all these out?
Who is Todd Brooks?
Not gonna lie.
You used to?
Huh?
You used to?
Actually Todd Brooks might be good. He didn't even play it.
You know what we should do when we go back to buy the cards?
We should bring all your good cards and get it appraised to see how much of a card collection it is.
What's pinned?
Can y'all type pinned out for me so I can see what it is?
Hey Lacey, what time does the stream end?
What kind of question?
But do you guys want the stream to end or something like that?
Yo, Jax, I'm going to need a drew, bro.
I'm not going to sit here and let you guys be mean to drew, bro.
I don't fucking care.
I don't fucking care.
What was your idea?
I said we should get all your good cards.
I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
All your cards, you don't think it's worth anything?
Yeah.
My card collection is low key worth a lot. I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, can you get my case?
Well, I can literally just do it right now on screen.
Where's Klicks?
I'm pretty sure Klicks is coming soon, no?
Pretty sure Big Shader's coming soon, Jay.
have drunk for tonight. Oh, you still play it FNCS, never mind. How long is the card
collection so we know when to get popcorn or cheeses?
What?
What?
Bro my card collection is going to be crazy by the end of the year.
Watch out, I got to pick my nose.
Yeah, wait, did you put all the cards in there from the box, did you?
Like the Tom Brady. I hate Lacey with a passion. Why are you typing that in my
chat? It's all in here. All right, Chad, let's go over. Let's go over my official
card collection. Okay. See how much my cards are worth. Oh, I actually need you
you guys to help me though. Okay. Card collection. Card collection. Z's. Okay, there's a there's
a big red edge the top right of the screen. You click out and you don't have to watch.
Okay, first off I have a
PSA 9
Victory 2000 UD ultimate Tom Brady card
So, how do I figure out how much it's worth?
What's the easiest way to figure out how much a card is worth?
Not PSA?
SGC, SGC.
There's an app called Collects, okay?
Collects.
Collects.
That's a $5 card moron.
I guess a fucking grade of nine, 2,000 Tom Brady card
is worth $5, I guess.
You guys don't know ball it all, bro.
You want me to try out with a lot more of you,
but you are the worst.
There's an app you can do it in.
Yo ding dong, thanks for the five gifted.
It's worth 5,000.
Cat.
That's cat.
Hold on, I'm not getting in so I can do this. 5k pesos.
I've been collecting these cards for a while.
So my collection low key has got to be crazy, right?
Done.
Front only.
Okay, it says processing.
There's got to be a better way to do this.
SGC 9 last sale was 1.1K.
Not bad.
Yo, Lipsch 2 Gushy.
Thanks for the 5 gifted.
So we have $1,100, okay?
card is a Justin Herbert Messiah autograph nine. Anybody know how much this car is worth?
$250. Cap is gotta be worth more. Why would you keep a nine? What do you mean why would
you keep a nine? Okay? Not seeing a lot here. Okay, I'm seeing like $300. Wait, I thought
What these cards would be worth more money?
I'm kind of disappointed right now.
Only keep 10s.
This one's got to be worth crazy, chat.
It's a PSA 10, Patrick Mahomes, or rookie card.
But it's a Texas tech car
And a blueback got to be worth crazy right a hundred dollars cap cap
Cap it's not only a hundred dollars
PSA 10 last sale was 625 there's only ever been one soul
Wait, that kind of has upside, no?
Does that not kind of have upside a little bit?
This personally is one of my favorite cards right here, chat.
P.S.A. 10.
Great card.
This one's got to be worth a ton.
Ten dollars max.
Yo, you know nothing about cards, Chandler.
Chandler, every card I've said, you've said ten dollars or five dollars.
You know nothing about cards.
What the fuck?
It can't even find it.
It can't even find the card.
What does that mean?
Here we go.
Am I shripping?
How is this not worth a lot?
It's $140?
You guys are laughing.
Okay, another phenomenal card. I have a Beckett rated Kobe Bryant 9.5.
How much do y'all think it's worth?
How much do y'all think it's worth?
20 bucks max. It is worth... Wait, is Beckett BCCG? What is Beckett, chat? It's not BBC.
Holy shit, wait is Beckett BGS?
Oh my God, it's a $600 car.
OK.
Yeah, it's worth $600.
And then I have this one, which is a Kobe rookie card.
This is my favorite card I have, by the way.
A Kobe rookie card, it's an ultra rookie card.
Not many Kobe rookie cards in the world, bro.
Yo, I'm just realizing I actually have
a pretty insane card collection.
Do I have the best card collection on all streamers?
$20 max.
Hell no, I feel like I do because I'm not really even into like a like my crazy shit
yet.
All right.
Kobe Bryant gold rookie medallion goes for four hundred and six dollars.
All right.
Okay.
This is a 10 out of 15
Yonis rookie card.
$5. You're not going to lie. You know what I'm realizing? This chat's just a bunch of
fucking haters on my soul. That's what that's what I'm realizing right now. You guys are
genuinely just a bunch of haters. Yes, you. Wait, how much of my card collection is
worth in total. Before I tell you all the total, CJ McCullum. How did you get CJ McCullum from that?
Wait, I actually can't find how much this one's worth.
I can't find how much this is worth.
It's a Panini one-in-one.
I'm not finding this anywhere I'm not finding this anywhere oh my god I have a really rare
card Panini one in one Yanis
I want to take the cool bow rookie card it's not worth a pack of gum 10 out of
15 oh my god I have a really rare card I'm not finding this anywhere
I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it.
I found it on eBay, I found it on eBay.
Put this face down with me.
Police chase?
Yo, what's up?
I'm on a slide.
Okay, bet.
Okay bet
What do you mean on IG oh shit
Okay, but okay come on me come on me
Yeah, it is the honest car is worth a thousand bucks.
Believe it or not chat.
And there's only been one that sold.
Yo, what do y'all want me to do about a fucking police chase where you want me to go stop
it?
me to go
Stop it
Yes
Kobe Bryant indelible ink card this card's got to be worth a good amount and it's out of 40
This is a fucking Kobe on
No recent sales so no one's ever sold it before ha y'all have a rarest card in the
world I have the rarest card in the world
what
no the depth we're going there maybe depends how fuck is soft I get not the
any Kobe Auto card goes for thousands can somebody in the chat tell me how much this goes worth this this is worth
No way it's worth 6.5 K
Brother what
The sales history was 5,000.
shit. It's a 9.5 though so I mean realistically it raw is probably worth
like 3,500. I don't know if these are worth anything though. Y'all let me know
This is worth anything a luke a luke patch rookie card out of 99
Guys, I don't give a fuck about a police chase
I don't care about a police chase bro if y'all want to watch a police chase
Just watch the chase that you guys are spam linking me just watching
Yeah
Okay. Okay.
A little $220 Luca card.
Okay.
Let me know if these are worth anything.
Dante DiVincenzo, Wendell Carter, Luca Rookie,
Kenny Galladay Otto, Michael Pimmin Jr.,
Tristan Newton and Reed Shepard
Nope, okay. All right, what do I have over here?
Over here I have a national treasures
All right, let me know wait I have a Tom Brady four of five card
You pulled that last week, oh shit, that's gotta be worth at least like 20 bands, right?
I'll give you a hot pocket for the whole case.
Holy shit
No one sold this Tom Brady card
The fact that it's four out of five chair how much I think this goes for
Tom Brady four out of five
Realistically by like
Like
2000
Okay
Oh my God, I forgot I had a Luca rookie auto
Yeah, how much did I say this car was worth 8k?
I forget what y'all said
6k in it's out of 49 it's worth 6k oh my god there's just no way I just casually
have a $6,000 card sitting here bro do y'all realize how much money in cards
I have just sitting here.
It's 86k if it's a Beckett black label.
I mean I guess it's that.
Alright question chat, is Sean Kemp good or no?
I have a weak ass Sean Kemp guard.
Auto out of 15, I guess this card's any good?
Is this any good?
No recent, no recent sales data.
It's mid 150.
Yeah, you guys won't believe the price of that right now in my entire card collection
Actually getting up there actually getting up there
I have a she out of 17. I have a Donald duck
Disney card. I have a sketch SpongeBob card. I
I have a lightning McQueen auto
Miss Piggy
But there's one thing that I'm missing that I don't know where it's at
And it's kind of bothering you because I have a one-of-one
All right all in all out of the cards that I checked
In fact, my card collection in total is worth.
Are you guys ready?
How much do y'all think it's gonna be worth?
$20.
You guys are so stupid it hurts.
25k. That's not bad. That's not bad at all. I feel like that's low key good. How much
Which have you spent, though?
Uh-uh.
That's a really good question.
I also have a Luca rookie auto that I haven't redeemed yet.
Are you in the red?
No, I'm definitely not in the red.
I'm definitely not in the red.
Fucking idiot.
Of course I'm in the red.
Dumbass.
I'm always going to be in the red until I hit that one big card that I chase Chad
Do I warm up on fortnight or no?
Where do I play rocky lead?
I like playing a rocky lead, but I just don't like when the chat says son when I play it
That's the only thing that bothers me about rocketing, bro.
Everyone is just fucking bullies me.
It's like son, son, son.
We won't say it.
Okay, fine.
Do I work on my 1v1s or my 2v2s, chat?
What do I need to work on?
2v2's? I bet.
I do not need to work on everything.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm such a good 2v2 player. My teammates always just sell me.
Why is my controller not working?
My controller is not working.
do
anybody know why it's not working
No don't vote on this it doesn't count!
Brother!
I'm playing on keyboard and metals!
Why would you hit that?
Chad, do you guys know how I can get my controller to work?
It's not plugged in, it is.
This is fucking stupid.
Oh, this is so annoying!
This weak ass game is selling my shit! Selling my fucking rank!
Nice, now I'm gonna get kicked for being right here.
This game sucks, bro.
Just fucking sold my whole rank.
I was literally about to hit fuckin' plan.
Why am I loading Fortnite?
I need to play a song to calm me down and chat.
You left your hoodie on the hot chair
to find your hair tie everywhere
My friends keep talking, bro, you're fine
but every joke falls flat, he's dying
Try to fill the stoppage with anything that's loud
Put every crowd, feel with empty hands, you're not in the crowd
Without you, I cannot survive
Without you, there's no joy in my life
Without you, don't stop, don't stop
Without you
I need you back in my life
Oh, my controller's not working!
Oh, this is annoying.
Why is it not working? It was literally working just yesterday.
Does anybody know why?
I'm not downloading some shady ass shit that you guys are sending me.
It was the controller was working yesterday.
Yeah, it's just simply not working.
Fully closed steam, I don't think I have steam open.
Turn your Zen off.
Why would I need a Zen for a rocket leap, bro?
Unplug your keyboard?
OK.
I'm going to keep what's not working.
Wait, this doesn't make any sense.
When I go like this, my controller works.
on Rocket League, it doesn't work. So it's not the controller, it's Rocket League.
So Rocket League's broken.
No way Rocket League's down right now.
Yeah, it's just Rocket League that's not working on that controller.
There's a controller on yet this.
It works on, the controller works on my PC, look.
but it just doesn't work on Rocket League.
Interface.
Damn, bro.
I guess I can't play Rocket League, I don't know.
I really wanted to play.
Damn, bro.
Wait, the Rocky League owner is calling me right now.
He texted me, hey, I'm sorry about the bugs.
Don't need to fuck your stream up.
Everybody in the chat can go make up for it
by using code Lacey in the Rocket League show.
Weird, weird text to send me.
I'm gonna restart my PC really quick chat.
Rums, you are in charge of the stream
for the next minute or two.
Ah! God, now that the screen's off, I can finally start jerking off.
Sheesh!
I like to pass out D-60s, true, true that all I try to, I got L-I-E's, true
I made them turn the wrong nation, I bet they're bold, E-2, true, true
And they wanna sign on me, I want to, get, to, get, to
Shout out in the rocks that boys want to, get, to, get, to
When you suck a billions, what you gonna do, get, do, get, do
Don't pull it, get it, get it, chew, get it, chew, get it, chew
Chew, chew, chew, swallow chew
Chew, chew, swallow chew, yeah, chew, it's chew boy
Chew, chew, pop pop out of the bay in Tel Aviv
Chew, chew, get it, slide it past our 360s
I got L.I.E.s too, I made them try no rottnation, I made them believe too, too, too, and they
want to sound in me or too, yeah, too, yeah, too, said I hit a rock that was my too,
yeah, too, yeah, too, when you suck a billions what you gonna do, yeah, do, yeah, do,
Get, get, to, get, to, get, to
That's fucking monococ in my house
Come on, you're a big fat cock
Shut right up in my house
I'm literally talking right now, I'm not muddy.
So I'm on it right now.
Here we go.
Will it work?
Yes.
No.
Fucking plot.
Here we go.
No way I de-rains.
All good, chat.
Gotta earn it back.
Not bad at all.
Gotta earn it back a little bit.
Unmute.
I'm not muted, you fucking idiots.
Does it look like I'm muted?
Your sassy is held today.
No, this chat's just annoying as held today.
He's AFK! He's AFK! We get a free goal! Over in the middle!
My teammate hit a fucking rule one. What's going on here?
Wow, I'm really hammering.
I don't think I'm going to drop the
Okay, am I the best streamer rocker leaf player
Ready teammate
Jinx is better?
You guys think Jinx is better than we are after me?
Can Jinx do this?
Nice, plenty of snuff.
There we go.
This is quite an area set out.
Team mate get back, team mate get back!
Team mate I'm out of score, I'm out of score!
Trust me on this, trust me on this!
I'm a young prodigy!
Thank you!
What are you guys talking about stop being babies and complaining about everything
Oh, oh, that ass
How is that my fault
Yo teammate, what are you doing?
Fits save, love that ADC mate, great fucking play out there kid.
No shot.
Just fake them, fake them, fake them, fake them.
Go teammate, you got me!
What are you doing?!
Fuck, I'm going for air dribble.
I'm going to be able to predict.
I can predict my teammates going to hit up in the air and I'm going to be able to predict
I can predict my teammates gonna hit up near and I'm gonna go for here
Like I know most of you on this chat watch me because you want to figure out how to get better at rockin lead
Not muddy
What a little f***ing pansy boys, huh?
What are your f***ing days in a bunch?
You got your little pink thong on, little boy?
F***ing annoying the hell out of me.
Nice! See what they say!
Yeah, who's a good- who's a good-
What a fuckin' German!
Why are you guys saying hello?
I'm gonna fuck you.
It's a mate, it's a mate!
Wow, I'm really on my shit right now, bro.
My audio stopped? What do you mean?
Are we lost?
Wait, chat is it over?
While he demoed me, teammate, can you do any, oh my god.
Oh my god, teammate, teammate, where are you, teammate, where are you, you're fucking useless.
I'm so tired of carrying my teammate, chat!
So sick and tired of carrying my teammates.
Fire runs.
What is he doing?
He's fucking our ears.
Yo teammate go for the ball.
Nice, completely missed the ball.
Yep, nice pass, I'm gonna finish it for you.
Oh, couldn't get it to go.
Couldn't get it to go.
Couldn't get it to go.
Here I am!
Once again!
Air dribble!
Oh my god!
Championus, I've gotten really good at this game.
Can't be on going like that teammate can't be on going like that, bro
Hit it
Good job, yeah, I'm playing against that's apparently all you guys are smurf all you
a smurfs. Fake them, fake them, fake them teammate, nice. Hit a demo. I'm so good. I'm
so good. I'm so good, dude. Who else is angling shops like that?
I can't do everything out here.
I'm not sure how my teammate expects me to be at her score and go gameplay defense.
Never play, you know what, fucking go for it.
Wait, that's called the Lacy Shot right there.
When you slide off the wall and hit it?
Lazy shot
Hold on watch this shit
Stop saying son.
Like I made one mistake.
I'm not a fucking diamond champ player yet, bro.
Sometimes I'm gonna miss the ball.
Go!
Y'all, you just scored for that!
What are you doing?!
What are you talking about?
What rank is this? It's a champion.
I couldn't tell by the game play on the stream.
It's dead!
Oh, you're supposed to like you flip your car like you're fat in the game.
What does that even mean?
That's my shot.
Nice.
Oh
Nice tier nice tier nice tier to free go open go open that no way you with that
I got my teammates ups my teammates the worst on planet fucking earth
My teammates the worst on planet earth
Please teammate do something I'm doing everything for us man nice nice
You guys hear all accountability so tell me one thing I need to take accountability for this game and I don't know
I'm blocking him.
Oh my god, you're so fucking teammate, you can try him here.
Don't worry though, you're on the line because it's a little late here.
Oh my god, what a shot!
What a shot!
She made a heavy self-portrait.
That was you. How is that my fault?
Y'all, if I lose another game, I'm telling y'all right now,
if I lose another game, mark my words,
I will post a picture of my ballsad on Twitter.
Not my dick, my ball sack.
Big shitter!
It's not!
Hold on, I'm locked in right now, I'm locked in right now.
I got money on the line, so leave me right now.
Ten thousand dollar rager, hold on.
Ten thousand dollar rager.
Who you locked in on?
Huh?
Who you versus?
Just play rockin' League a little bit.
Who you locked in on?
Huh?
Who you versus?
Just play rockin' League a little bit.
You know what I'm considering a pro in this game?
Bro, that game's the easiest game to go far away you're playing that you're playing those easy. Oh my gosh
Wait, you said this game's the easiest
Yeah
Hey, from the A, bounce it over, all day!
What a pass.
What a pass.
What a pass, Lace.
Holy carry, I guess I didn't do that?
I guess?
Go.
What a fucking shot!
There's a lead level gameplay right here that you're going to use for your shot.
Frey shot, top left corner.
Your mic is on?
It doesn't matter what your mic's on.
Oh, shit. Fuck, I'm over here.
This win was promised to you 3,000 years ago?
What does that mean?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
LAY!
DROP THE AIN!
Hold on please, $10,000 hold on right now
AI
It's not AI
Let's get off properly bro
I'm playing right
You're playing AI?
You said it
Focus on mine, no I'm chasing him
I'm fucking with it
Please don't ever play the game
Yeah I know, you can't go pro today
Just go pro the easiest game for now
Yeah, nice teammate you suck
Yo, what are you
Stop
Go
Fuck you, I can't reach out now. Wow, I'll click unplug my chat
You want to see an air dribble watch this
Yes, that's one of the, uh...
Oh, what?
Hold on.
You know, actually, did you just game?
Jolly Switch?
No, I'm not.
What's that?
Yeah, I was just kidding.
Did you just game?
Jolly Switch?
That's a goal.
Hold on!
Fuck! Stop blowing me up!
You're fighting AIs.
They'll lay 6-7 bro.
They'll lay 6-7 bro.
He's got a fake job.
He's got a fake job.
I'm winning 5-1 in it's ranked pool.
I
Stop master fucking on you again
Yo, I'll chop up. Maybe pick it up a little bit, buddy
Oh nice, not even two minutes. I'm playing and I'm just fucking here playing defense like it like it matters
You know, they meant your stomach make a comeback on me
The game in general, go and pro-rock with this.
You play your problem.
But you shall show up here.
Don't do it.
But go and go video rock.
Yeah, because I'm just naturally good at video games.
You?
Yeah, but you're fucking me.
You don't think rock is this hard to do?
I do.
This game is infinitely hard to play.
Well, like, anybody can go pro.
I was fucking...
No, you weren't.
It's a really good struggle to be a hundred hours in a public solo victory.
How you doing, baby?
No, no, you're so good at rock-a-league, you're like the controller driver.
No, I'm not.
Can you just keep up?
Go ahead.
Can you just keep up rock-a-league?
You can, yeah.
Because this game's so easy, right?
Give me the goggles.
This game's so easy, right?
Give me the fucking goggles, boy.
How easy
Watch, watch, first time
Wait, no, no, you want to get everything on the call?
There might be like ten minutes
One minute
Watch this chat
Watch this chat
Every goal given is, you know, rums
I've never played
Do you even know the keybox?
No, trust me
I don't know
I just want you to shut the fuck up, Patty.
So this game, do you think this game is easy?
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Hello?
I'm not going to lie, if you even squirted one gold.
Stop laughing, stop giggling.
You haven't even flipped yet!
OH!
LISI!
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch!
Actually, watch, watch, watch.
That's how you must live, dude.
I mean, hang on, I see...
They're not even using ballcams!
I need ballcams, what do I want?
I'm gonna use a fucking switch again.
Watch this, this shit.
Are you, are you, are you?
Watch that motherfucker, yes sir, YES SIR!
Yeah, I could have reversed himself.
I could have reversed himself, man.
No!
Oh, you're gonna sell my ring, bro.
What the fuck?
You're selling my ring.
Why do you act like you're good?
Look, he's better than Lacey somehow.
That guy's just lying.
Okay, am I better than Lacey?
I don't need a fucking joke daddy. Watch this. This is my dump.
Keep the thing as it acts itself. I will kill you. I will kill you. That's why I hatched
one of them. Wow, you just broke room one.
What is room one, daddy? This is better than your jumps.
Room one.
You were in room one, bro.
Wait, are they supposed to?
Use the ball can!
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
Come on, drag it to me.
Watch. Perfect shot on me.
That's how you're going to go, bro.
Why are you looking at me?
Trust me.
So now it's faxed the ball.
That was how many...
Nice!
Hey, go ahead, boy!
Oh!
Busy!
Busy!
This is Rage Rockley! This is Rage Rockley, I've seen that!
That was Rage Rockley! Rage Rockley, by the way!
Rage, buddy, you're chatting me up!
You didn't know that, she was fucking hard!
Somebody said, please, hold on!
Again.
Watch this. Come back.
Double-dump this. Watch this.
Okay, I'm messing that one up a little bit.
Watch this.
Better than you. If we inflicts 1D on a rock, I think I don't get a score on you.
You want to come down right?
Exactly.
Okay, 99 kill lead to corner right now.
You're on setup.
You're on setup right now.
You're on setup right now.
Oh, I'm on a lead.
I'm on a lead.
I'm playing Drew's setup.
Never touch setup before.
I'm on a lead for 10,000 right now.
Are you sure?
You're on my right now.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Watch your place.
That was fucking me. Look at your shot.
Oh! Oh!
Right in the middle.
Fuck your shot. Fuck your shot. Look at that.
Look at that. Look at that.
I thought it was hard. I thought this game was hard.
I thought this game was hard. I'm consumed. I thought this game was hard.
I just stared at you while my fucking shot at the nastiest fucking girl
No, we're done. We're done. We're done. It's right. I just ripped you and this game is the easiest game ever
So you think this game is a good one?
Hey someone cut that shot, someone cut that shot and send it to me
Fucking joke
Nakalai is better than you, Nakalai is sessier and better
Okay then let's wonder what it looks like
like look at you there's no shot you think you're better than me what am I
looking at oh my gosh go no no no check that can't be real
check you see this
one room one minute remaining. This is really bad. Hard to spin to it.
Yeah.
You know what must is?
Wait, you smell?
What?
They missed, don't ask. You're not me. You're not me. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't ever do that again. Don't ever do that again.
I invented a thing called the must.
This is a type 2 beat. Everybody even has 0, girl. That's the fact.
You're like, you missed it. Yo! Yo! That's it!
I'm not trying to score. I'm trying to get the ball out.
That is my first time playing Rocky.
You know, hit the nastiest shot you've ever seen.
You're breaking this. You're breaking this.
You're breaking this.
Wait, I'm actually gonna hit it.
You can't hit it.
Yes!
You're gonna pass me.
You didn't even score!
I told you, you're better than me.
That's for now. Right now, 99 kill lead.
You're saying you're better than me.
99 kill lead.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm rockin' you lead.
I'm gonna kill you right now.
I will get them green setup.
Shitty fuckin' PC, shitty everything.
Any moment.
Surely, you're gonna win.
Alright, go ahead.
Yo, drew you 240 Hertz
There's levels to rocket league I know and I'm on that level I'm on that level
Yeah, oh
Chats we picked up the tabcaps give away winners
talking to you guess who the Emmy and said they wanted a custom tap cat Sophie
Rainn Sophie Marie oh thank you thank you for putting my chat on bro now I
could see my chat
thanks fellas are y'all saying deal you know this chat no they got it they got
it you guys know you can't okay yo y'all see what the fuck are you saying
What?
What code?
The code is down in me.
He's down in me?
Yeah.
Shout out to him, he's getting the giveaway one around now.
Someone probably broke his stolen thing.
There's news about LA check?
What is it?
I don't know what to say.
I can't...
I can't...
Why don't you give her a round of applause?
I can't...
I can't...
I can't...
I can't...
Interesting video, y'all. We can be there.
Okay, who's ready for the winners? How do we pitch?
How do we pick?
We need to pick one person that...
Okay, there's 18,000 likes.
We need to pick one person that follows Tap-Taps.
Yaps, extend a link to track followers.
And IG pick likes.
Please, PR Team, trust us out.
Minus one sponsor for your likes.
Fucking bitch.
There is no IG follower.
Where are you going to follow her?
There's one follower, one liker, and one commenter.
Okay.
What's the best way you want to do this?
Chow, what's the best way we should do this?
Loki, you could go live on Instagram and do it too.
And pick one person from there.
That way they know.
That's not happening, because I feel like no one wants Instagram knows.
There's got to, but we could pick a follower, right?
Yeah, I mean you could just click this and then just like turn it this way.
But is there not a way to track followers?
Twitter there is, honestly, there has to be like an Instagram one.
right this not fair I'm disabled I can't press the follow button maybe have
like a buddy do it yeah a little buddy do it balls are reaching a little bit
bro yeah thank you yeah why I actually just do that what okay what's the best
to do it. Watch us commenting. No chat, we're doing instant. Yeah, chat. Y'all want to
just say Wendy's giveaways last call, go follow tapcaps on Instagram. But we're
ready 31 like the pin giveaway post in comment. Hey, hold up, hold up, okay.
We're going to do every single oh my god, we already hit it we were just at 30 okay chat
okay first one we're going to pick first one we should pick one person who likes it one
person who likes it so right now I see a way to get into the lights oh here we go like
by Drew Wall and 18K others.
You want to go live on Instagram as well so we can go live on Instagram now?
You want to go live on Instagram just put it here?
What do you mean?
Wait, can you show me?
These are all the likes.
It's like Glitchin' out.
Instagram's like Glitchin' out.
No, I mean.
We can pick one random person right here.
There's no one on Instagram.
We could.
You want to go live on Instagram?
Just put it here?
Yeah, we could put it on Instagram.
You want to go live on it?
And I'm going to put it wherever the camera is.
Wait, could you track it?
Could you scroll it or no?
I could scroll.
Wait, click it?
All right, wait.
What should we do for like?
Should we do the okay? I didn't do the same for this. I'll sign the chain. Do you have a chain in here?
No, Jerry
Bros farming aura in a tap caps post bro. I can't help that. I just naturally have
We're live on the Instagram
You haven't been IG live and ever since yeah, we're live on a tap cap Instagram
We all want a chance to win the giveaway go to the Instagram live
You're not even in it. What do you mean tap taps is live picking giveaway winners. Oh, wait, we look good
Wait, we look you look good on IG live
All right, you know you see the celebration photos
Okay, first let's figure out this
Hold on. Yeah, I'm gonna make out a thing here. This is the Instagram
okay what should we give away first I didn't we do change you know if you get
the chain L span you look look how cute this is
literally like all those are kind of tough why I look like I'm growling
though we have like are you do what the fuck look at this one
Those are tough.
Those are actually tough.
A's.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, okay.
Holy new followers coming in.
Well, you can see who's following you on Tiktok.
On Instagram.
Yo, Seb, go and ask for the follow.
Call with the follow.
Paul with the follow.
Jacob with the follow.
Check.
Access on God.
This is the one we're giving away right now.
This chain.
So we are going to give away this chain right here.
Hold on.
Whoa.
Okay, this is a one-of-one tap cap by the way. It's a sterling silver shade. It actually clicks look
Okay, oh my dude, this is so this is fucking fine and we're giving away this piece inside of it Chad
The whole tap cap collection inside the PC
Yeah, we'll get it clean we're gonna clean over about it
It's like it's like a 3.35 $1,000. Yeah, this one's hard. It's a piece of a PC and then
Obviously you guys know we have the XL slime guy. There's only three of these made so
Two of these made okay, I need some of the first one
Let's pick one person to give the chain away that likes it
Let's pick one comment that for this and then one person who follows this a PC for the PC
Okay, I like that I like that all right chat ready
One person who likes it you say this first one. Yeah, this is who likes it. Okay, so what do I just scroll?
Does it work? It doesn't like log you out, right? Yeah
Wait
Okay, what if you hold it? Okay, maybe just close your eyes and like say when to stop close my eyes
You tell me what to stop and then you point at the first you point at the monitor. Okay, fuck me
Oh, just hold it. I think you have to hold it right. Yeah, okay close eyes
Let me know. Let me know. Let us know. We can't see the chat. We have our eyes closed.
Which one? E.O. Brian. E.O. Brian. E.O. Brian. Okay. Little selfie mirror picture. E.Boy
Brian. You have just got yourself. E.Boy Brian. Hey, uh, Lacey's mods are my mods?
That's my all that's me that is not your guys all
You have just got yourself a full
Boom
Sterling silver one of them
Congratulations. E. E. O. B. Brian. Wait. Yeah, you actually get his insta in a
Just have the tap-tap people the other
Oh, shit, whoa, baby the five gets a bro
Harder than you
Okay, next we have comment right he's not following
No, he didn't follow the rules. He didn't follow the rules, he just followed all three.
Wait, is he following?
You're saying he's not following?
Wait, check.
Wait, check.
I'll have to see if he follows back.
I don't talk to his Instagram, you're on live on it right now.
Shit.
Wait, how do we know?
But I have to close out.
Can you check, Eric?
No, can you check?
Just look at the guy's profile and see if he's following you.
Oh, yeah.
He just did?
It would say follow back.
This is my personal account, I'm not honest account.
Refreshed.
Yeah, we'd say follow back.
We'd say he follows half that account.
Well, no, because I keep...
He's on private.
He's private, yeah.
Yeah.
It would say follow back.
No, it wouldn't, because this is my personal Instagram, not the tap account.
Yo, you stupid fucking...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He follows, he follows, he follows.
He follows, he follows.
Okay, he follows.
Wait, wait, wait, refresh and see if it goes to 82.
And then if it does, we're not following.
Okay, fuck no.
Fuck no.
No, don't...
You just follow.
You just follow.
We're not giving it to him.
We're not giving it to him.
Oh, no, but look, you might have just followed Lacey, because now it's just followed back.
Yeah, we followed two people. It was 81.
It could have been you and Lacey.
No, he saw us, bro. He's...
No, we can't.
We can't, bro. We have to be petty, bro.
No, we put the rules in the things.
It's everywhere, bro.
You have to do these.
You have to follow tap caps.
Like the post and comment with that in front.
Chad, did we skip them? Yes or no?
Chad, did we skip them? Yes or no?
Chad, y'all got another chance to go like it.
You you got an extra chance to go like it. Oh, it's very simple rules. Just follow tap caps
This the IG right here
Did he call that I'm not gonna lie it's not really possible to see 60,000 comments by the way, okay, let's do likes
How do I check the links?
Here we go.
OK.
OK.
All right, Mr. J, tell us when to stop, OK?
Close our eyes.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Ali Kuti 12.
Ali Kuti 12.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
This is for the chain.
This is for the chain.
Oh, shit.
They're saying body count.
Wait, check following.
Check following.
Wait.
Look, oh.
He follows Tap Cap.
He's following Speed too, to be honest.
He follows Tap Cap.
And Christian Ronaldo.
OK, he's not about to go.
Chess, Speed and Christian Ronaldo,
that's in the same department, OK?
And Barcelona.
He's valid.
No, he is valid.
Jack, I don't think he's a bot.
I don't think he's a bot.
He is valid.
He is valid.
He is valid.
He is valid.
Thank you, bro.
All right.
Get a picture of his Instagram.
This is the guy who won the change.
Ali Kati just won himself a silver Tap Cap chain.
Right here, shift to him.
I'm gonna get his address.
Yo, Ali.
I'm all quite team.
We're gonna get your,
we have tap caps DMU,
you won the Silver Starling chain.
All right.
Okay, now it's getting serious.
Now we gotta get serious.
Now it is getting serious.
Because there is three of these, you said?
There's two of them.
And Lacey has all of them?
There's one rainbow that's going away
to the winner of the game.
Who?
What?
I thought that was mine.
We'll get you on it.
We'll get you on it.
Hey, yeah, where's mine, bro?
That's the winner of the game right there,
but we have to figure out that
because mad kids are hacking the game.
Yeah, why are you weirdos hacking the game?
Dude, we gotta figure out how to do it.
You saw that guy fly, he had like 485 of them.
Dude, you had like 500 of them.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's insane.
Yeah, that's crazy.
OK.
All right, so next giveaway is this one of two green XL
slime guy that actually does click.
You are literally going to be the only person
that have an XL one.
Besides me.
Me and you are going to be the only people who have
I have one of my own too.
I have one of my own.
I'm not a slime gun.
I'll kill him.
Oh, you don't know you're a slime gun?
Yeah, I have one of my own.
I have one of my own.
You've got to wear it.
Okay.
Nobody's ever, yeah.
All right.
If you get this, this is literally like...
So we're just choosing a random person from the comments?
We're doing...this one comments, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, how do we do this?
But they have to be following too.
They have to be following too.
They also have to be following too.
Okay.
We just scrolled, but like...
Yeah, we just scrolled.
For a very long time, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
14, 17, meet in the middle at 15, 15 scrolls, we pick one person from the 15th scroll.
Okay, I like that view.
One, two, two, hello, you're going to get us fucked.
I mean, is that three, four, five, six?
Oh, this is all a one minute ago.
I mean, there's no...
Fuck, they're rigging it!
Yo, they're rigging it!
You little weirdos!
Oh, shit.
Wait, there's nothing we can do, bro.
That's not a no.
They're just following the rules.
We did need to tag a friend, by the way.
Yeah.
I mean, there's nothing we can do, bro.
I'm not even trolling.
Yeah, the comment has to be tagging a friend,
because that is what we said in the rules.
Yo, that's how you are, too.
Okay.
Unicorn eight nine ten eleven bro. It's all from a minute ago. We can't this is
Okay, I'll just use one of the chat at this point for it for the XL
We are literally choosing the site or the chat this Lacey
Wait, actually kind of looks legit wait. Oh
Wait a minute wait a minute free Instagram comment
Yeah, just wait until your fucking PC is actually on the little copy.
Chat, what is this website? Am I going to get hacked?
Suspicious.
Scan.
Okay.
Get in your comments. Hold up.
Wait.
Sweet Taste is number one.
Found winners.
Here we go.
All right.
This is for...
Wait, it's 64,000.
Yeah, 64,000.
This is for this XL green sign.
Right here.
There's only two of these made.
Lacey has the other one.
This is the most rare thing.
Literally, I mean, literally, owner's edition.
All right five winners three two one
That works holy shi Mondo avion POV look them up. Wait. This is good. It works
Does he follow tap-caps
You boom he does he does he does
Why does he track everyone's bots bro?
You always never check.
Alright.
Wait he makes edit.
POV at your broke ass school.
So he made this on cap plate?
Whoa.
He's a little sitter.
Wait can we check what his comment was?
comment was he didn't tag how do you guys know
taxes yeah I think he's valid chat valid yes or no you need to know if he's
tagged you have a chat doesn't show doesn't the comment is the star no it's
not. That's bullshit. Do it again Nancy. Or is this him tagging? No, it's an incident.
Okay, this is the winner as of right now. Hold on. You can club me too. Oh whoa whoa whoa.
You pay money into it?
OK, that's on it.
I think it's, wait, click Instagram?
Post your role?
Sure don't have to add it.
Someone just said he created the website for himself.
Yo, you guys are real?
This dude is not doing that much.
Not a lot of time.
I don't know, man.
Can I hold on to see?
Now there's 1,000 comments.
He's about that.
Oh, you see?
I mean, hey, we got the winner.
Yeah, we did get it. We did get it.
Yeah, you can't control F 60,000 comments, bro.
That's the guy who won.
Simple as that.
He won the XL Slangai.
The most rare XL Slangai, two made ever.
All right.
W man in the chat.
The final giveaway.
The best one ever, dude.
Okay, we got the grand prize.
This is not some cheap game in PC, by the way.
We spent $3,500 on this.
Tap-Caps inside PC with that comes with the entire collection of tap-caps
Wait, that's great specs every season one creature every season one creature. That's that
insane
One last final time if y'all want to give away make sure you go follow tap-caps
I literally follow follow my expanded in both my chat and Lisa's right now that PC's fucking gas metal
This this PC is an actual gas
By the way, like top top it again. I'm saying else man. I'm sending any clicks of chat too because I want to
Oh, yeah, you're not lucky. How you did that? Oh, you held it?
All right, no, nothing falls
Lot of followers Jonah with the follow Redo Jose with the follow Colton with the following was we're live
I forgot Arden with the following. I forgot to Matthew with the follow. Thank you. Okay
Okay, is there a thing to determine this like like a picker or do we just go?
There is there is a picker dude 100% there there's some sort of Instagram Instagram
Follower give away give a picker first one follower picker
I mean it looks kind of valid though. That's scary. Don't do that. I want to do that. I'll see you lowkey
Top one's good Russell said okay
She geez oh wait. Oh, okay. Wait. Oh yeah, it's good
Follow, tap caps.
Uh, website maybe a little bit.
OK, yeah.
Is that it?
Tap caps.
Alright, alright.
Wait, refresh.
See how many followers we have.
Go on Instagram?
Probably, maybe.
34.2k.
We're going to roll when we hit 35.
If we had 35,000, we're rolling the last giveaway winner
for the big 30,000.
Wait, what rule should we add?
OK, how do you?
Add rule.
So that's an action?
I feel like we shouldn't add rule.
Follow.
It follows top counts.
Oh, yeah.
Like a photo?
Yeah, yeah.
Like a photo.
They have to like it.
They have to like it, and they have to count.
They have to have liked this photo?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
That's all right.
Okay, and then comment and then I think we're booming
Lil Lane the big shit I desperately need this PC man my laptop is terrible
They had to have left a comment
They had to have mentioned one friend
Yeah they had to
Dude this is good
This one is fucking amazing
Yeah this is not bad
Okay I had the rule
How do we know for next time
Okay, yeah, so someone locked that in.
Okay, like refresh to see how much we had.
500 more, 500 more.
Chris in the follow, Oscar with the follow,
Nicholas Yenny with the follow,
Alex with the follow,
Piri's with the follow,
Horan with the follow.
You guys can win a brand new tap-tap PC.
All you gotta do is follow,
like the most recent posts and comment tagging a friend.
Yo, this has almost, yeah, 67,000 comments.
It had 55,000 when we started.
Yeah, I mean, they are spamming it all up.
I won, GG, big boned Billy said.
How do you even, like, what do you even use, you won?
Okay.
Get rid of exclude duplicates?
No, it should be someone who commented once.
Same here.
Oh, but if someone commented three times,
they can't get it home and change this one actually then.
No, what is it?
Good cons, good cons, good cons,
I hope I said that.
Hold on, select an action, leave a comment,
there we go, mention, there we go.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, Exclude, that's it, Include.
Here, refresh.
Okay.
All right, are we at it?
We're close.
34, Jack.
We're close.
400 more followers.
I know every single person in this chest now followed.
Yo, Anticom, what is a speed-stressed emote?
Hope they win this.
Can we both agree if Hydra wins this,
that he's not doing the PC?
Yeah, and he has to give us a PC.
He has to find one.
You want to Exclude them.
Wait, why?
I think one person wrote that.
Wait.
Oh!
Okay, we'll have it so I can click next.
No, no, no, it'll choose, it'll choose, it'll be up.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
All right, chat.
Last call.
Last one, chat.
Follow TavCats on Instagram.
Right now.
To win a brand new gaming PC.
$3,500 beans.
I think it's like a 47 in there.
And you get the whole Tap Cap collection.
All you have to do is follow Tap Caps,
like this post, and comment, adding a friend under it.
That's fully farted.
The Instagram is BSFAM in the chat.
Are you ready, please?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Wait.
16-9.
All right, Chad, ready?
Ready?
I'll make a clicky on you, okay?
Next.
Three, two, one.
Are you fucking serious?
Are you
Yo
Yo, I do one off Brad do the paper rocks my credit card number in here. Oh paper box
I'm not putting my I'm not trusting this much on my car number before but we did all this for what?
scandal
It's not about the money chance the fact that they can scan my card from this let's have that part, bro
show the details man I feel like it's just keep it that site safe okay I don't
have my wallet on me though I don't have my wallet on me did you you do have your wallet
It's four dollars.
Wait, wait, Bill.
Oh my god.
He just leaked it.
He just leaked it.
That's how you have to follow the rules.
Oh no, that's weird.
Hey, we're ending the IG live, we're ending the IG live, man.
It's kind of written on the road for your IG live, right?
No.
It's saying an incorrect card.
It's an editor email address, an ACCV.
You ought to do the font.
That's crazy
Yeah, make sure it's in it upload the bot on Instagram. Wait, it's saying the card number is wrong. Did I type it in wrong?
I think you did one more extra digit
Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, it should work now. All right. Here we go. Come on
Read it out loud. I'm not reading it out loud. Chad's only one winner by the way. We cannot read just it
I don't know if we show it.
Hopefully it doesn't show your card.
It's collecting all the entries?
It's probably some things.
Shall I y'all ready?
I mean, it's a lot of entries to be fair.
How many entries is it?
It can't be more than 35,000.
It's 70,000.
It's obvious it's more because it doesn't count.
Nobody, they have to follow too.
more than 21,000 likes. Two percent? Oh brother, we're gonna be here for a minute dude.
I'm gonna do it.
One dollars.
Damn this shit's fucking garbage.
Five percent?
Five percent.
Ten seconds.
We are way too 80G.
Someone give me a tough guy.
Do you wanna find out how long he takes?
No.
No.
Did she take a shot?
No, he's gotta figure out a different way to do this.
I mean, it's been less than, it'll take 10 minutes to calculate everything.
Well, I can just imagine.
Come on, come here.
There's got to be a better way to do this.
We can literally just say what it is.
Yeah, but then we've got to verify that they like the incommentative.
Yeah, then it's just going to feel authentic.
This is PC, dude.
No, to be honest with you, this is fire.
This goki means it's legit.
Facts, W ads, W ads.
This is just extracting the LMAO.
It still has to pick a winner.
Well, yeah, but that's gonna be quick once it has all the data. Hey, we just switch the arrow for a little bit
Clicks how do I tell you this shit's going on eBay? Nobody's okay. I actually don't think it's a way
You guys are not gonna resell a fucking PC. Okay. This is actually working on these. I think we're just
We see in Washington, New York, what should we do here?
Shad walls collecting data you guys can still follow by the way
Yeah
What we choose one person no no no no no you all just rip in packs right now
No, listen listen listen listen we choose one person from the chat
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we're going to choose one person from the chat.
We're going to assign a tap cap to them, whatever it is, we're going to show it to them no matter
why and then we're going to open it.
Who showed it to them?
Not me.
Sure.
You guys want to open tap caps while you're here?
Sure.
I think we do that.
I think we pick one person from the chat and they get the tap cap no matter what's
in here.
Okay.
Who in the chat didn't get one?
Okay, who's the lawyer though?
Who?
Jesus, we are tapped out.
They should tap me off.
Who am I tapping with?
I'm talking to you.
Who in the chat didn't get one?
Chats.
Um, okay, everybody's saying me.
Everyone's saying me. Holy shit, chat, zooming.
Clixirs and thugs, y'all are fucking zooming.
Everyone's saying me, bruh.
Apologies, though, dude.
Okay.
Lacy mobs for bitch-ass.
I don't have w-
No, it's your own problem.
How's our IG doing?
I had an idea.
I have an idea oh, I like that good shout good shout we do combine is that possible?
We do what do you want one?
Zooks elation of five gifted
Give away. We need one one chat. Give it to
Give it to an active chatter
Who is a sub both chats first one?
Whoever's been acting in the last minute that's good
There we go. You have to have been acted in the chat in the last minute and you have to be a sub chat
We are combined right now the most active chatters in the chat and both chats combined
You have to be a sub in the last minute
We're gonna choose a winner in a second and whoever we open this is your
WD some in the motherfucking chat. Hey, where's my love at? Holy shit
There's a lot of subs entries in this show right now. There's a lot dude. Holy shit. How many shows you out?
I don't know.
Instagram head 35.
35? Okay. Holy subs going through. What the fuck?
Yeah, there's a lot of subs. Holy shit!
Oh, Hanley! David and Ted gifted Hanley.
W Hanley's the motherfucking chat.
Alright. Okay.
First half cap is going to...
I'm waiting to look at 2,000.
You have to be a sub and you have to have been active in the chat in the last minute
in order to get this half cap.
Whatever I open, you're gonna get shipped to you.
Alright, ready? Here we go.
12-5. This one's right here.
Jabroski. Jabroski's been following for three years. Okay.
Jabroski. Waiting for the winner to send a message. Jabroski, please type in a chat to claim it.
All right, let's see what he won. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, is that one yours? Yeah. Okay. This is what Jabroski won.
If he gets a fucking slime guy, if he gets a fucking slime guy,
I don't want to show it.
Make sure it's really chasing out it.
Put your head here.
Okay.
Luna!
Okay!
You got Luna?
Jabroski just received himself.
Luna, chip to his house.
Don't open it though.
You got Luna.
Opened it by me, Jabroski.
Too bad as hell.
I'm going to keep it a butt.
Luna's not a bad show.
He said nabs.
He said it in a chat nabs.
Not a bad show.
Not a bad show.
Not a bad show.
Okay.
How do we do this?
I log in the mind
So little whisper I want you to log in my house key don't lie to me. Yeah
Stokey crazy
Damn, it's not even
All right, what's up?
Did someone just give 25?
Yes.
Who just gave me 25?
Okay, I have an idea on how this is going to be.
They scroll up.
No, it's too late.
I can't leave it to them to be honest.
It was, it was.
TLDR, I think it's a 25, gifted.
I know how you can do this one.
Oh yeah.
One person who liked.
All right, this one is gonna be giving away
to one person who liked me and Klicks'
recent Instagram posts.
You just posted it today.
You got two young fellas looking pretty slim.
of this today. Very nice picture that you guys can see very sexy. I think this is the best photo of us.
One person who liked this post right here. We're going to be giving away a tap cap to you guys right
now. Because now this is combined. This is combined in my chat in the AC's. Okay. You have to have
this post liked. All right. While we're opening it, then we'll pick the person. Okay. So we open
First yeah
Okay, I'm gonna open this one boom
What are the odds of a slime guy these 10 I mean they're asking real
Thank you for now
I don't know what's going on.
Not a slime guy.
Not a slime guy.
But it's not a bad shout.
It's not a bad shout at all.
Okay, so you can come on.
Not a bad shout.
What is it?
Virus.
Oh, virus.
Dude, you gotta get autofocus on your camera.
I don't know how.
Chad's virus.
Virus is tough, though.
Virus is like a PC virus in a tap cap.
A lot of people, a lot of people who is actually favorite one is virus as well.
Okay.
We're gonna pick one person who liked this Instagram post right now who gets
virus.
Whoever, Lacey shows in a second.
Let's do gets this one. All right. I'm ready
Yeah, I'm gonna keep a stack
There's I'm pretty sure there's a site for this by the way
What's this one that oh, it's done, okay
Yo, yeah
That's a sub for the last minute
It's got you gotta be active chatter and you have to be subbed okay
Unfortunately the Instagram post is not loaded
Sorry for not getting out of turn out getting a lot in there to win the tab cap. All right. And then after this
Let's do two. Okay. This is yours. Let's do mine after and for mine. There's one mine after and just fucking
Chat to zoom in just pause on one
You want to do that for Luna right now?
Yeah
Yeah, well that Luna was Jabrosky.
No, you wanna do Luna for, uh,
oh yeah.
Blitz on me?
Or no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Virus, virus.
Okay, check, this is my check.
We're gonna stop, Lacey's gonna stop his course here
on one person in 10 seconds.
Whoever that lands on gets virus.
Shift to them, okay?
10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
Well, Geostormie!
ZZaddy!
Found since...
Six months ago.
Yeah, that's not bad.
And he's done the previous to me for one month, right there.
Geostormie mods!
Get his name right now, Geostormie Yoxic.
Geostormie, open your wrist with my mods on a DMU.
They're gonna get your address and we're gonna send you one.
Yes, ZZaddy.
Okay.
Alright.
WZormie.
Oh my god.
Oh, Teardyn Kelly!
It's what he did today.
Hey, you were just wanting to get through.
I appreciate you.
You're the first one to get through.
WTK in the chat, it's what it did!
WTK, dude.
All right, last top top giveaway
that we're doing in the PC.
You just gotta be active in the chat
in the last minute and be a subscriber, okay?
Here we go.
This is what you're gonna win.
Okay, glitch.
Not about shout.
Not about shout.
Not about shout.
I like glitch a lot.
I've also seen a lot of other people like Glitch as well.
Glitch, three different ones.
It was Tyler, followed a year ago.
You have just one yourself, the one and only Glitch.
All right.
What is that virus?
He has the virus.
What?
Okay, I'll give it to you guys.
Are you guys ready for the PC giveaway?
Once, yeah, that's something like 21,900 participants.
participants. One person is going to win a brand new TapCaps PC.
You want to bring it over here just so it can be in the frame?
I'm a PC expert here. Make sure you follow TapCaps on Instagram.
There's going to be many more PC giveaways, TapCaps giveaways.
Just make sure you're following and staying up to date. Here we go.
The winner of the first edition TapCaps PC giveaway is...
Oh, Dylan Cameron o2.
Oh, 24 years old.
Boom.
There it is.
Hey, that's legit too.
That is a legit giveaway.
Dylan Cameron o2.
Are you copying that?
Yeah, I'm putting it here.
Boom.
Oh, he's a baseball player.
He's hot.
Just triple check, confirm he follows tap gaps.
those tap caps he does does it follow you though shit I see if he follows me
and he doesn't even know us he doesn't fucking know us he just needed a lot of
tech cats Dylan camber camber and oh to one the tap caps PC did a full
We'll give away 22,000 entries, bro.
Congratulations to WM, congratulations to WM.
That is crazy.
He's in it for the PC.
Yeah, it's not rigged just because you didn't win, bro.
Dude, I may always do that.
There's like 22,000 people, not everybody can win.
It's not rigged just because you didn't win, dude.
That guy's a fucking, he completed all the things.
He did.
And he won the PC, parents, that's how it works.
He did, he did.
Like we said, it's gonna be one of many.
We have a bunch of stuff we're giving away,
There's probably going to be a big giveaway for each drop that we do and
We're always going to show love back to you guys
Just make sure you guys are follow-up tap cats to be in the future giveaways also the game
We're gonna be running fat giveaways on that. I believe March 1st correct right watch first
Every 20 second, what's much first or something much first that we
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What is March 1st?
Handling!
Leave the chat gifted!
W Handling the fucking chat.
W unique.
Fuck.
My brain works.
My brain works mysteriously.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
We gotta figure out how we're going to be getting a giveaway because of that.
Yeah.
What we're doing, you need to get 40 to be even in any giveaway capacity.
So now trying to figure out like 5k I said oh it's 5k that's what we're doing
that's what March 1st is okay I was gonna say March 1st is the $5,000 tap-caps box opening
so you guys get when you guys get your box do a tap-caps box opening post on tiktok anywhere
could be intramurals shorts whoever has the most views me and lacy are splitting five
grand together yes paying that person literally a video of your face if you're doing this
I'll show you it could be a video of your face you're going like this it could be
It could be a close-up video of you opening it it could be over the shoulder any video that has a
Video of you opening up a tap-tap you can win five
$1,000 if you get the most new video mine got two billion no it didn't even get it
I'm going to be a son guy in here.
Fuck!
We kind of look like Ron right now.
I'm going to keep ripping the boxes.
You're an addict.
I got fucking back to back, Luna.
Hold!
There you go.
Fuck!
We have the last contact.
They see they see
Ha
15 of them and got none. We didn't get a son guy
Not only do you get any we didn't get any rare ones. We got no rare ones
Wait
another glitch.
It's another glitch.
Alright one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Toss him, Toss him!
You fat piece of shit.
I want him more.
I got a slide!
I got a slide!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm the first person to die!
Bang!
Oh my god.
We'll be both of those in Everett.
I'll keep it in the package.
I'll keep it in the package.
You keep it in?
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Give me the axe!
Come on!
I don't care. Come on, I'm the first person. Give me eight, Klicks.
Klicks, give me eight.
So, what the fuck are you doing?
It's happening. If you like, comment, like, leave, comment, leave.
I'll see you guys soon. Peace.
What the fuck are you...
AHHHHH!
Again? Yes, sir!
Come on, peace over. What's my name?
Klicks. No. What's my fucking name?
I don't know.
What's my name?
Nick, what's my name? Daddy.
Daddy, can I please have...
Here
Bro come on that's a fudge why ever unbuckle
Bro don't be like El Clicks dude. I'm not
El Clicks, bro
Yeah, who wants to see Lacey guys hands and knees?
I'm getting my hands and knees my grown-ass man
Who wants one at the same W place your chat fucking hates you bro. Yeah, my chance ain't out place
But you're chasing W. You're a thief dude. Just cuz you couldn't unbox a slime guy now you want to be a fucking bully
I'm down for a minute.
Go over it, go over it.
I didn't get 40. Can you get 40 here?
No.
I mean it's actually not bad.
Fine bro.
I'm putting it right here.
I feel like it's a good day today.
Bro, because like you don't understand that.
You actually did so well and I felt bad.
That's like the first ever unbomb start.
If you get 40 right now I'm gonna give you 100 gifted.
40 right now, 100 gifted.
I'm gonna tap him off, he won't tap me off right now.
Faster, faster, faster.
What do you mean, faster?
That is, hey lock in, lock in, 15 more.
All right, actually fuck off.
No, no, no, you're gonna mess up, you're gonna mess up, you're gonna mess up, you're
gonna mess up, mess up, mess up, mess up, mess up, mess up, mess up, mess up, mess up.
Yes, fuck me back, you little waders.
Hey daddy, come on.
Careful!
Can I hide it?
Oh my God, I have no idea what you're doing to show pride like my Andrews.
Put some gifts on a lot of them.
Put some gifts on a lot of them.
Put some gifts on a lot of them.
No, because you've already got a bunch of trophies.
Okay, okay, man.
Put some fucking gifts on a lot of them.
Tell me a bit.
Put some gifts in.
All right, 50 gifts in.
You gonna fuck me up?
No.
Can I catch you?
40, 50 gifts in if you get over 40.
You would think a pro 4.9 player would have anti-correlation to be different, but we already got two.
It's going to get your brakes.
It's going to matter.
Don't fuck up.
That was born from all the south of this valley.
Want to have a get in?
Got to have that one more get in.
That's a try.
Get in.
Dej.
No.
No!
Oh, no!
You suck!
No!
You suck!
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh.
I got overgunned.
I got overgunned.
Oh, my gosh!
Guys, if you want to go play the mini-game, it's on tabcatch.com, and if you get
If you score over four you get a chance to win a free PC and a rainbow very ultra rare
slime guy.
I'm sure we know it.
Yes.
Many of those by the way.
Yes.
But we had to change the rules up a little bit.
We didn't lock it.
Because there aren't people who aren't cheating again.
It's the three of you.
Three of you?
We just got three.
Yo, that's actually bullshit.
That makes me so mad.
Little fucking cheater.
Little stupid cheater.
Think of all the gifts, by the way.
Lacey, I'm a shat.
Thank you guys so much, bro.
Sorry, I was cheating
Yeah, I told him earlier we're working on getting the game switched over to an app in the actual app store
so there's no more cheating but uh
People found a way to cheat like you talk that actually
Yo, yeah, why would you do that? I stole my slime guy. No, I'm god. I wouldn't do that to you
I swear because you stole my slime game. I wouldn't I I swear
Do you need to go to the bathroom? Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna do it
Bro, thank you. I'm not.
What? What are you saying?
Bro, I'm not a friendship.
I'm not a friendship.
I'm not a friendship. You're not going to get something.
I'm not a friendship. I won't. Say it.
I'm not a friendship. I won't get anything to do with it.
I'm not joking. I'm not going to get anything to do with it.
Alright, Chad. Let's look at at least it's calm.
I would never do that to him, that's the thing, I would never do that to him, it's not my
body.
I would never do a single, I would never do that to him because that's my best friend
dude.
You guys never catch me laughing.
I would never do that to them because that's not who I am as a person.
That's not who I am as a friend.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
No chats bro, I'm not even showing your rage within our chat, you get to 20.
Rage gets to 20?
Yeah.
Look, we're just watching.
To me?
Oh, you want to be drunk for it or no?
I'm down to be drunk for it.
I'm down to be drunk.
Dude!
Come on!
You got the alcohol?
You got the alcohol?
You got the alcohol?
No, bro.
Rage doesn't even answer my text.
There's no shot.
Wait, wait, let's iron up the closet.
I'll iron up the closet.
Let me show you something.
OK.
Lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him.
WT.
Your rage tweeted at you, bro.
Your rage full tweeted at you.
Something in the closet.
Look at your rage on Twitter.
Hey, guys, I like guys.
Yo!
Yo!
Look at that! What is that photo? Lacey! What the fuck did I just look at?
What the fuck did I just look at?
I hate y'all, bro.
Well, Swisher and Angus.
Swisher and Angus.
Swisher and Angus.
Yeah, can someone send me that pic in the hollow?
Can someone send me that pic in chat?
Wait, are you switched?
Yeah.
Come on.
First, this is...
Yeah, that's okay.
Take our drink of choice.
Ma, change title to...
To...
Lose one game of Fortnite equals...
Sh...
Or...
One death equals one shot.
One death equals one shot.
Fortnite edition with Chris.
Wait, has he seen the closet?
No.
Oh.
Is that crazy?
No.
It's a neck of a dog.
That sounds like weed, dude.
Yeah, something's not serious.
What are you saying? The kitchen's messy when it's not even messy?
No, clearly it's not.
This is my room.
I mean, this is not that.
Oh!
Whoa!
Lacy, Lacy, Lacy, Lacy, you fucking pig!
Then why are these boys here?
Those are our clients.
Those are the maggots.
What?
The maggots.
Okay.
From the tracks.
Okay.
Then why do you have tracks?
I thought we had fucking infected.
I thought we had like a committee owner here from you.
So I didn't know what the fucking guy was.
Yo, what are you thinking here?
This is bad.
I don't remember this spot.
I don't know.
Wait, Chad, is it back?
As soon as I stepped in the closet, it crashed at that.
Oh, it's probably just a cover back.
Yeah, right now it's fine. I don't know, maybe it's broken then.
So yeah, this is a closet.
Okay, why do you guys have this much alcohol? I'm not even joking.
Because we had a Fourth of July party and Fay said, oh, we need you guys to pay $5,000 each for alcohol, because there's going to be so many people.
So we paid out how much it was for the alcohol, and then we had a party, but this is leftovers.
No, I think they just overstocked on what we needed.
Don't you?
Yeah?
I mean, I'm not really a big alcoholist, I mean, I have never drank alcohol.
Okay, so we can do Jack Daniels, which is an apple edition.
You got the glass shawl.
Yeah, I don't know why I have a glass shawl.
Okay, we have Jack Daniels.
We have your basic run-of-the-mill tequila Blanco.
You shug that right now. You know how to get to it.
Chug? You're going to fucking die.
The whole thing.
You're gonna die?
We have Jack Daniels whiskey. No, just whiskey.
We have... I'll do white clothes.
Okay, why are you looking at me?
I'm doing a shot when we die. Not a fucking girly drink.
Okay, all right. Can I get real?
Yeah.
Okay. I can't do like 3.
Dude, I can't. Yo, brother, I have a place and I'm driving home.
Can I drive on three?
No, I can't.
You're not the one driving.
Yeah, I can't do more than three.
So you want to do drunk Fortnite in half-asset?
No, I'm not going to fucking die.
That's the difference between you and I.
You're going to have to be taking a lot of shots.
No, it's every time we die.
Every time we lose a game, we both take a shot.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's any time we die.
Yeah, lose a game, yes.
Any time we lose a game, we take a shot.
But what if we just don't lose?
Well, then we have to get any shots. Yeah, that's my point
I'm not gonna check and try to get a significant shot. How the fuck are they gonna do it?
Okay, you're weird. That's that's crazy. That's how usually get
Yeah, you know try. Yes, they see
Do you have any plans tonight? No, yeah, it's fine. I'm a flight tonight. Okay
Can they let you go on a flight for drunk? No, like TSA preacher. Yeah, you're good
Why you guys on before? Yeah
Yeah, all the time.
I knew you were fucking alcoholic.
You're a little drunk and high before the fight.
You do get started, guys.
I've never smoked.
All right.
That's a lie.
Matt, I said, I look at my chat loading up now,
loading up now.
Yo, if we're getting streamed tonight, we're, I'm not.
All right.
You realize you can get drunk on flanks, right?
I think you could.
Yeah, you could.
You could get a quarter alcohol.
OK, bro, listen, I don't.
All right, I'm going to say real quick,
I've never been blacked out before.
I've never done anyone.
I'm not going to get blacked out.
OK, how many shots for me to take to get blacked out?
I forget.
You never win drunk.
Not good.
I'm a kid, see.
I never was drunk.
No, no, no.
Probably five or six, maybe?
Five?
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Okay, it means like 10.
But low key, I haven't ranked it in a minute, so it might be like only a few for me to
feel, so I feel it.
Okay.
I feel like Bacardi's valid.
Yeah, it's you, Bacardi.
Either Bacardi or Applejack games.
Bacardi.
Bacardi.
This one though, because it's being discolored.
like it might give you a hangover or what I don't hangover I just want to wake
up and maybe it wasn't clear why are you giggling go home clear Chad what do you
guys think Chad do we do Bacardi tequila or Jack Daniels
let's would die from a card II yo come on there are these Bacardi's like OD
shit they're all alcohol I don't think Applejack's they're a cardier
Apple don Julio to kill you. Where do you all see doggy at?
We have whiskey
Only we have done will you check doesn't have a jacks? Yeah, I mean, I think a little bit today. I'm John
All right, let's get the fucking you know, I'm doing that. Okay, we're gonna watch a series because I'm a bitch when it comes to this ID
You're a pussy? No chasers. You're a fucking man.
Are you gonna be a fucking man? Are you gonna be a little pussy?
Listen, this is apple juice. The easiest fucking thing to drink.
Give me a fucking shower now. Let's take a shower.
Let's take a shower. Let's take a shower.
Might as well start a gig going, right?
I bought shot cups if you want to use those.
Yeah, just shot glasses.
Alright.
Let me get a sip.
Let me get a sip of this.
Wait, break.
This one's good, listen to me?
Yeah, it's great.
No, uh, okay, I want to say it right now.
If you're saying no chasers, you cannot dodge a shot when we die.
Ok, I can't do a full shot.
Do you know how small a shot is?
Those are big shots.
Look how small the cup is.
I can't do it yesterday.
That was fucking stupid.
Look how tiny the cup is.
Those are so small.
You can't do that?
Yeah
Usually you come back with I say usually I circle back to the kitchen every time
And if anyone's under the age of 21 do not drink it's not do not drink do not do any of this is really immature on me
I'm really irresponsible. So all the brands is my first time ever drinking. I'm getting influenced by Lacey
I don't want it
You don't drink, you don't drink a drug, it's not what you do.
And honestly, I would never, this is my first time ever drinking alcohol, I'm really nervous.
This isn't my body, this isn't my body.
I never said I was going to do this, but thank you most.
All right, take the shot number one.
Put your glass down. Put your glass.
Oh my god, there's flies everywhere.
Let's sit over here, sit over here, sit over here.
Are you ready?
I think I have a fly on my throat.
It's not a fly, it's a Maggie.
What the fuck is...
Yo buddy!
Okay, is this a full shot?
No.
Oh fuck.
You told me no chaser so we cannot you know baby shit you can't sip it you gotta doubt the shop
Okay, do I do like
You're not jumping into a pool
There's a banger why would you be without doing a video?
video of one death equals one shot today we are playing fortnite with clicks yes sir
Last turn 21 last month so this is his first time getting dropped!
Yes!
Are you ready? Come on, come on, come on.
Come on. W-P-R.
There's only your playing here now.
I'm not gonna get a smear.
Why don't we get some cheesers?
Are you a bitch?
You're a fucking stupid idiot.
Don't take a shot.
No, stop talking to me though, I asked her.
So you rather look at the idiot's stupid diving,
spug it in your nose, take your shot and then take your chase in the court.
Alright, what's the chase?
You take a sip of a pineapple juice before, then take a shot and then you taste it.
I don't know, do we do that? I thought it was cute.
Let's take a shot.
Alright.
Ready?
Cheers to what?
Cheers to Tap Tap Selling Now on day one.
Okay, are you eating a song? It's the whole thing?
I'm down in the shop.
Oh man.
Here we go.
This is us for four.
We start playing for like, whoo!
Have a great fussy night.
So when she is up, ready?
And then you tap.
Oh, you duck at.
And then, three, two, one.
Oh, fuck!
You guys are not that bad.
You guys are not that bad.
Oh!
OK.
That's better than tequila.
That's better than tequila.
That's not a bad shot.
It's not a bad shot at all.
You guys are wonderful.
I'm feeling it yo. I'm lucky feeling drunk as fuck right now. We have to stop.
One more.
Guys, guys! Bro!
What are we doing? Why are we doing this, ladies?
Come on, cheers, guys. I'm already drunk as fuck I can feel it.
Shut the fuck up!
I'm not joking.
Shut the fuck up!
It's not a second.
No, I didn't eat. It's fucking me.
Bro.
Oh, my god.
Come on.
Oh, bro.
That means it's like action, bro.
Okay, why are we doing this?
We're just doing it on our own.
We have to get going a little bit.
Alright, I'm not even trying to be too big.
Is there any way like you could fucking die off of your example?
That's what my next level should be.
Yeah, if you die like 40 times,
I'm not going to say die in front of you.
I have an experience where I was out partying with people in LA,
and I don't go out a lot.
Like this is like a very rare occurrence where you go out and we're in a party bus,
And it's someone that people it's not another like a influencer. I know you're talking about like from the streams
They got so drunk that this is the most insane shit. I've ever seen stay they took cocaine and put it in the do's nose
the so-called
Yeah
They literally like why they put cocaine in his nose to make him
He chugged a whole bottle of tequila
Yeah, I can't deal with cocaine or drugs.
It's not a pilot.
It's not a pilot, you know?
Come on!
What are you texting me?
I'm texting you via that. I'm drinking.
Man, taking shots for four days.
Dips.
I love you. Good night.
Okay, just in case anything bad happens.
Don't be weird.
No.
It's all good.
Yeah.
I promise the only way you are not okay is if you take, like, 20 shots.
All right, man.
You'll have to keep...
Hey, I...
I ain't, let's get the jubu fucking, no, no.
Yeah, nah, nah, I'm 19, let's get me drunk.
Yeah, yeah, great idea, great idea.
No, no, no.
Come on, bro, let's go.
Stop giving the boys, come on.
All right, bro, all right.
Cheers to play.
Cheers to...
Yo, no, no, you did it.
No, you didn't do it, fat mard.
Fuck me.
I can suck you less than an ounce.
All right, cheers to what?
Cheers to life.
Oh, that wasn't a little harder.
That one hit a little harder.
That was spicy.
That one hit a little harder.
That was spicy.
That was spicy.
That was spicy.
That was spicy for that.
Now remember, every time we die, every time we lose a game, we have to come back to
this kitchen and take another shot.
We are too in right now.
Now let's go.
Joe, you all in my tent?
Yeah.
Yo, y'all take a few panning how many shots we're down every single time.
Okay, I'm gonna start feeling some oxygen that I caught.
I haven't drank it so long.
I'm gonna go my fucking mouth some more.
Get where I'm at.
Mm-hmm.
Fucking try hard.
Alright, here we go, Jack.
Yeah
Why are you guys oh me fighting
How are you all saying go get food already? We haven't even played for night yet
Shit bro
J all think clicks is the paranoid drunk
What is he like when he's drunk is he a paranoid drunk or is he like
He's definitely a paranoid drunk right oh chat. I'm selling on purpose until we're at my job
Okay.
Be back
Hello
What the fuck just happened?
Be back
Why do I have no audio?
Why do I have no audio?
It's muddy?
It's not muddy, dumbass.
I can hear you fucking moron.
Yo, I hope I don't say some crazy shit tonight
Get enraged made it on four night while being drunk is not the best combination
Fuck
I'm not yo chat you guys realize I'm not gonna say the end word bro
The only the only people that say the n-word when they get drunk is people who say it when they're sober
I'm not one of them people
That's not cap
Are there any death no characters in a for night or no
Dude, what do these make of lacy icon skin?
I don't hear the g-
I got to call Clicks.
The alcohol is going to bring out Lil Le.
just texted me this on Discord. Like, why do I owe my Discord the first thing I see is
Russell sending me a son? Who's party did I just join? Lut, nut, breeze? Hello? Hello?
I
Have been removed from the party nice
Yo, yo
And we're good. Yeah, you guys here you see everything
Wait, is this is this good quality for the stream?
Yo, your fucking shit is sideways boy.
There you go.
Clicks hurry up, we're gonna stow it up.
Oh fuck.
You're a grown ass man dude.
Yo, no.
You can keep it.
Now you do, you look great.
Your nipples are showing hard as fuck through that.
Kind of like it though, I want to suck a little bit.
Yeah, it stays tight and so you don't sweat W young LA code Lacey. I check out man
He's taking I was not saying that to a girl, bro
Clicks
He's 45 by the way, I mean it happens, bro
There's no way he's warming up for this like I can't
Why is he warming up?
He's such a nerd dude
Can you say what is he doing?
Brother
Is okay. All right, check we get
If I can you guys let me know like if I get to the point where I'm a little bit like getting way too drunk
Can you guys actually let me know like it's a shit like yo if I get that thank you guys just like
What a pussy dude, you know like you're done like no more
Yo, Drew
Kind of a wet towel like oh make it make it damn and then squeeze on a water out
Thanks, bro
He brought his own keyboard, his own mouse, his gaming glasses, he's warming up and creative
and he needs a damp towel.
Yo you fat lard, daddy's ready.
Okay, join up.
Yo you fat lard, why are you running shit?
Huh?
Join up.
Hey drill.
Why are you warming up?
Why are you warming up and getting a wet towel for this?
Brother, I'm locked in.
You're gonna get a wet towel when you're puking all over the place from being so drunk.
I'm not puking, don't puking.
Wait, what are we playing?
What are we playing?
Hey, Drew, got some water?
Battery out, build ranked on.
Duo.
Okay, lock in.
Fuck, I got, yo, at least I got to check from my flight, bro.
Wait, we were playing Unreal Reigns. Are we fucking insane? Dude!
Dude! Why are we playing Unreal Reigns?
What else are we supposed to play?
Can I look into Drew's account?
No.
Yo, what time do we gotta board?
Wait, you wanna play Reloaded? You wanna play this?
I think we do. What do you wanna do?
Reload is faster.
Reload, I'll do reload, I'll do reload.
Or regular.
Reload surf city ranked.
Okay, Lacy.
Lacy, we have to talk.
What?
Is it if you die or is it if we lose?
Because reloading respawn.
It's if we lose.
Nice.
Easy.
If they're saying we're never going to lose in reload though.
Nobody said that.
Isn't this a little makey though a little bit?
Shut up dude.
Vicky, are you an alcoholic?
What if you want to get drunk for some reason?
I don't.
You're saying this is what Vicky...
Nobody said that.
They are.
Let's just do normal rant.
Whatever, ALAs you want to die?
You guys should do no comms.
Right, Ricegum sent me the ad. He went to send Ricegum some drip.
Ready up, Clicks.
Wait, Ricegum wants a tap cap?
Yeah, we're going to send him one. He sent me the address.
Wait, what did he say? What did he give you about it?
He said...
He said, actually, a fire product and I wrote back and then he said,
And then he said I miss you too. You're a real grinder foot on the gas. And yes, of course, I'll take one
Yo, that's it that bro rice come is like a fucking legend dude. Yeah
Is there any people watching this right now who don't know rice come because they're not
Wait rice come fucks with tap caps
Let's see. I'm not joking. You know, you know, I don't think I've ever seen a creator product with this much support from all
creators and
communities
Yeah, I
I mean, I leave it at least in like a $60 cookie.
Dude, every-
Wait, wait, wait, see, who are you referring to?
What?
I'm also a-
I'm also a-
I'm also a-
Hey dude, listen.
You're a-
Oh man, right.
It was up there.
Yeah, do I have a fucking bad hairline and all these-
I'm always so finesse my ex-husband got it.
Higgs is stream sniping us, Higgs is stream sniping us.
Higgs is stream sniping us bro.
No I need that.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, this is a fucking tourney, this is fucking it.
Yo, Nick dude.
What?
Bro, Higgs is stream sniping us, it's not fair.
No, if we die to him it doesn't count, oh god.
On god?
Oh god if we die to Higgs it doesn't count.
I literally see him, I literally see him, he's right here, you know.
Bro, let's do some fucking 40, he's in the fucking life, there's no battle with these pieces of shit.
Oh my god, wait.
Yes it does, no one does not count if we die in the fucking flow.
Bro, I don't even think that's me.
Wait, ladies, can we cover screen?
Yeah, we cover screen.
Wait, are you looking at my screen?
Go here.
How would I look at your screen?
Go down.
Okay, oh, that's a good place, that's a good place.
Wait, there's a mythic there, right?
I
They say ready we should maybe they see we're gonna switch it up and say, okay
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, you're so male purpose. No, no, no, no funny. They see
What's ours sweetie?
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going home, I'm going home.
I'm going home, I'm going home.
I'm not going home, I'm going home.
No, no, I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm going home, bro.
This is stupid.
You're going home.
This is stupid.
Ha!
What do you want me to do about it?
We're going to shoot at my fucking 7k.
There's 36 or 7 kids here.
It's all done.
All done.
All done.
Apologize.
You wanna take a shot?
You wanna take a shot?
You wanna take a shot?
You wanna take a shot?
Apologize.
No, no, no, no, no, sorry.
Nice!
Get you to the lake.
Get you to the lake to seven.
Lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him, bud.
You're a mess, you're a mess, bud.
Yep.
Yep.
Ah!
Fuck!
All right, meet me in the kitchen.
Don't know if he has a call.
Meet me in the kitchen.
Meet me in the kitchen.
Meet me in the kitchen, colleagues.
Meet me in the kitchen.
Listen to me.
Drew, are you in the kitchen?
Switch the kitchen, Cam!
Yeah, well, I arose it, bro.
The second ingest?
The slacy ingest.
Oh, God.
Yes, it is. Just turn it on.
This is going to be a very long night, isn't it?
Chance, it's going to be a long night.
You know what I mean?
Can you see the... this?
Now it can, but it's kind of...
I'll show you.
Just a second.
Just playing with streamers.
Look there, that's a map that's made now super far.
Doesn't that?
You can see the alcohol index.
So the alcohol is far.
This is stupid.
This is fucking stupid.
It's perfect like this.
This is stupid.
This is stupid.
No.
Okay.
I'm not on purpose. Excuse me. You did it first.
You fucking suck, dude.
You don't know what you're talking about me?
No, I'm not even talking about you. 13 people fucking got on me.
13 people got on me.
I swear to God.
We had gays?
We had gays. We had two young professors.
Stream-siphoned us, by the way.
Foley Stream-siphoned us.
Dude, I look so fat in this angle.
Can I pull you up?
Yes, please. Do a little. Little, little, little.
Please, don't. Please, don't say that.
It's not cool!
It's not cool!
It's only your third shot dude, come on!
I'm gonna go home.
We got this, we got this, come on, we go off here.
Ready?
Here we go.
Come on.
Cheers.
Oh, wow, oh!
Wow!
All right.
This is stupid, this is stupid.
This is fucking stupid.
It's funny, bro.
Come on.
No, no shit coming close.
Just hide screens, bro.
It's not hard.
That was a shot of zest.
Not going to tell him what server we're going in.
Why does he hold it in his mouth?
Hold on, Chad.
Nice, and they're running Predix as well.
Nice. Nice.
That's a great stream idea, guys.
I'm on three shots.
Chad, y'all hear me or not? I have five seconds to be two.
Y'all hear me or not, bro?
Basically, can we cover screen or not?
I've been covering screen.
I don't know how they do it right.
Oh, shit, dude.
I'm asking ChadGVT.
How many shots? How long do I start feeling it after the next death?
How many shots does it take to get drunk and forget memory?
Forget memory?
I'm gonna answer you straight. No weird lecture first. There's no safe number to get shots for getting memory
crowd feels empty if you're not in the crowd
without you I can't
what's this?
oh,
the shape
oh,
the shape
we are the
SHOT
the shape
okay
what?
we're going here
I'm getting pickaxe already
lil' A, lil' A actually
okay, where are we going?
mark this daddy
Oh my god.
Why the fuck are we going all the way down here?
Yo, you didn't want us to die. You actually want us to die.
Also chat!
If I get a hundred gifts, I might feel inclined to celebrate with a shot.
No, no
Ready
He's in there we go. No, I never said I do it for the visit. I just said I might sell
Oh great spot clicks they have no idea we're here. Look at me. Look at me come here. Come here. Look
I'm already over here. No, Swarm Swarm. You're the Swarm.
Why do you march here but go somewhere else?
Are you showing treasonous?
Yeah.
Oh no, kid.
I
Like big shots big fellas, okay, jump
you
you
you
you
you
you
We win a game, we stop.
Yes, that's how it works.
I didn't fucking know that.
Every day we were shot until we win a game, when we win a game, we were done.
Yo, yo, okay.
Okay, back. Not back.
Call me out. Is it fourth?
But it gets harder every game from telling you, we just took three shots in 30 minutes.
If you take a force on 30 minutes, in about 5 minutes, 10 minutes, you're gonna really feel it.
If you're gonna start getting a little dizzy, the form I gave myself in a little bit,
I don't know, I'll just let you know.
No, no, no, you need to get happy. On God, I'm gonna stop the chicken.
No, no, no, that's not your shot.
No, it's not. That's not even half a baby shot.
I don't even know where we'll put up with it.
Look, if this doesn't start taking smell.
No, here I'm pouring it in a little tank of water.
Is this good?
Okay.
Ready?
You know, this is more than I thought I ever did in my life.
I don't know what's happened.
I swam in there and I knocked on them.
I knocked on them.
People play at one end like, how long until you guys leave?
Not a lot.
Wait, you knocked on them?
Nick.
Go.
Do you know where they are from on the sky?
What?
Can you get drunk easier?
So, do you go on to a flight drunk?
Wait, why does he say GD's?
Why does he say GD's?
I gotta let you fall right asleep on the yellow.
I gotta get to the fucking gate in the first spot.
I can't feel the weight.
Cheers?
Hey, full comms?
I haven't done that in a long time.
No.
Okay.
Full comms is a mess here.
Okay.
fuck that's really bad
ohhhhhhhh
shit
ohhhhhhh
oh my gosh
you're watching that
the fat
the fat
hey
dog fucking
i need full cons
full walking
no bullshit
if someone's on you, you fucking kill them
to the last one fucking standing, you understand me?
Stop being a little fucking bitch,
that these people, they don't even
ensure you like you're nothing,
because you're something.
So you're heading to fucking me,
and you're a fucking ass.
Okay?
Let's do it again, guys.
Fuck, hey, fuck!
He's an angry junker.
Fine, I'm back.
Okay.
W-Raid.
We've got a big raid coming through.
Yeah, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
Cookie Crumb, thanks for the six, and you were great, I appreciate you, man, I appreciate
you.
No stream because you have alcohol poisoning tomorrow. I
Know yeah, it's nuts
Yo chat, I'm not gonna lie and say I have alcohol poisoning did not stream tomorrow
I'll be too gross kind of crazy we sold out Dave one
First drop, maybe next drop in March.
Change the game.
I just fully...
I just fully...
Fuck!
What?
Nothing.
I
Fuck
Yo, look for the four landings look, okay? Okay, what the fuck is that?
Provisions in March job, I just leave my accident
You fucking stupid why the fuck would he just leave because you said oh we show up for shop
I was like, yeah, it's crazy like the next ones in March. I was
I didn't mean to
I don't know man, it's clicks.
You got down the first hit?
Come here.
96.
Eliminate it, eliminate it.
Bomb me, bomb me from bottom right, bottom right.
Barrels into things.
Got Barrels?
Oh I got a second.
They're low, they're low.
They're low, they're low.
They're low, they're low.
They're low, they're low, they're low.
Wait, I wanna get in the cannon, I wanna get in the cannon.
No! They please listen to me, please.
No!
No way!
Come down!
Come on, come on, come on.
On me!
Got him, got his ass, got his ass.
Oh, please, I need help.
Stay humble, stay humble.
Humble, humble, humble, humble.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? We got a moon rock.
What is that purple shit like you actually want to fucking lose girl, what is that yo
check what is that purple shit you jumped high as hell he turned into fucking LeBon
on. Make sure you move there, move there, move there. Click, reboot me. Reboot me.
CLICKS!
Hey, little lab, we need you to shut the fattest up, you heard?
CLICKS!
CLICKS, REMOVE ME!
CLICKS!
I can't do with the knife, bro.
Bro, can you revive me?
Why clean selfish?
This is drunk for night duos not solos bro!
Oh shit, player in your box, in your box, in your box, in your box!
Now this puts better foreshock damage you are a savior.
L teammate there.
Oh my god, you killed Higgs, you killed Higgs.
That's the supposed best player in the world?
That's the one who they say is better than Peter body?
Oh, I can't be dying here, thanks.
13 HP.
Thanks, you there?
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Alex?
Uh, I mean, I meet you in the kitchen.
I'll meet you in the kitchen, Klicks.
It's in the kitchen we go.
Are we here?
Let me out of the field in a little bit, bro.
You fucking stupid bat, you little fucking idiot.
Yo, you're an angry drunk.
No, you're an angry drunk.
Stupid
I have 13 kids on me, and I this little fucking thing just play
The whole time you're spending this fucking thing in my ear and I can't concentrate when there's two people on me, bro
That's stupid bro. You're full cheating
No, actually
Okay
We're one more time so blackout we are one more
I swear do you feel like you're gonna knock out? No, you feel fine. No, I don't
He's just actually be shots. Look look look
Six to eight shots in for a time high risk of blackout
Eight very high blackout alcohol poisoning. You know the fucking day
I mean a hospital. It's our company. You're sharing something. I've seen people die. I swear to be without
Right.
Marlin woke up in the hospital?
Oh, they're calling me Marlin.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm not Marlin.
I'm good.
Yo, you pour me more.
Don't do that.
I did.
I have more.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
You should have more because you're fucking, you're like, you need more alcohol
consumption.
Just drink water.
You'll be fine.
Hey, dude, maybe order a pizza.
I heard cars.
Ooh, a pizza with a head.
So a piece of a head pepperoni or plain
Let me see what I can do
Why did you talk to the pizza from mother night and not really?
Yeah
Here we go
fucking cheater yeah I still have more than you and I've worked some out cheater
all right cheers no number five we have to go next game change the game fuck
cheers again five no cheers a shot five
head in the game you're by like this I act that you got going where you're
like not following your fucking teammates is the same reason you're a
I thought you'd go on that side.
No, you weren't.
No, because no, you didn't.
I knew this purple thing had to fly around in the air and I didn't have control of it.
Are you fucking stupid?
Yeah, I fucking pressed the button and it didn't go like this.
It'd fly around in the air and I couldn't get it to have control of it.
It's called jeffette. All right, Rocky, ready?
Cheers.
Oh, that was a big one. Fuck me.
Oh, I did.
I don't want to see nothing.
You're gonna have to stop me.
I don't want to be shot.
You'll get nuts. I'll have to open it.
I'm going to pop it.
You should literally just exhaust the milkshake process you from it.
I'm gonna pop it.
You didn't leave me that young!
I'm not a kid.
I'm just kidding. I'm not a kid.
I'm not a kid.
I'm going to do all the nuts.
Very fine
No no no no, I'm not that good
No no no, I'm not that good
You're not following me?
No no no, I'm not that good
That's your wish
Hold on
Perhaps I should have told you, you're doing that
But I like all that, I like it
No, why are you laughing at a game, please?
You like my life?
Good job.
No, it's good if we get it in your colander.
Mm.
Now brush out.
Oh, look.
Come on, go.
You're gonna have a fucking game.
Come on.
Go.
So sick.
Are we getting streamed out of here?
Is that you?
Yeah.
What I what?
What do you qualify?
What do you qualify us as lit right now?
Are we lit as fuck, someone said?
Yeah, we're not getting fucking lit.
We are getting, we are getting turnt.
You know what they be saying?
We're like lit as fuck on a Friday and shit.
Are we lit as fuck no guys we're dead ass getting drunk on a Monday. Oh shit
Yo, I treat I treat I treat I treat it is it is
We get it fuck tonight we get it fuck tonight. You get it fuck. Yeah, I see we're going somewhere different
Look at my marker.
Come.
Because I've promised a strategy of saying
that at least I'm going to hurt you in the same place.
I'm not going to work with this guy.
Yo, yo, yo, you're fucking kidding.
You're idiot.
Take some of us.
Take some of us.
Fine, fine.
You're actually such a stupid...
Well, I'm sorry.
It's just like, patches on me.
Hey, Lilay, chin's up, all right, buddy?
I only have one chin.
I only have one.
There you go.
Head of the game.
Chin's up, boy.
head of the game
shins up what
shins up bruh
how do they know
hey shins up
bro there's
can you walk the fuck in
hey shins up Betty
yeah bruh you know I'm killing us for it I'm gonna fuck
no I'm walking walking
I haven't gone out of the gun.
Kill him!
Little bitch!
He said Taddy, yeah?
Wait, should I uh, should I uh, should I uh,
Should I screen or are you short-skinned or what?
Yeah, should screen.
Got one?
Nice.
Basically come on, chill out, chill out.
Lilay, Lilay, are you good?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Someone on me, someone on me.
Hey keep your chin up.
Okay, they're good.
Get it!
Get in there, get in there, get in there.
What is that, what is that?
Go on, go, go, go.
I
Do you call me over yeah, come over back to my hotel
You take my g-wagon
I actually have a teammate that doesn't know how to fucking calm it doesn't know how to
do shit.
This is fucking keyboard.
This little bitch is fucking clueless.
There's a single dot that goes through his brain.
There's so much food in there.
No wonder you have a one-off in CS.
No wonder you have a one-off in CS.
No accountability.
No accountability.
It's only your teammates fault.
No wonder you spent eight years and you haven't won a single.
Yes, there's chicken and beef and shit those little dumbass can't think straight because all of it is fucking boot up in that fucking
Not of yours, dude. Now put your all right. I'm eating the kids. I'm being your fucking ass. I'm being your ass
You mean the kitchen bro?
Me mean the kitchen daddy first
You who died first? He's an angry drunk. He's an angry drunk
No
No, he's an angry drunk
Give me a knife.
I need a knife.
I need a knife. I need to protect myself.
Oh, yeah!
Holy sh**!
Sir, what the f**k is that about?
A bloody knife.
It's a knife!
You see how the knife is?
It's a knife.
Do we just get a message from the police?
Yeah, we do.
I got to get a message from the police, all right?
You have to get a message, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
What the fuck? I'll hop on one of them.
I need more pain.
Yeah.
What do you put in that stick?
What's in that ring?
Keep it going for a raise in time.
Turn your fuck man.
I'm not turning my ass back.
We died at the same time.
We died at the same time.
Let's take a shot and get back on the gig.
No, you clocking? Are you clocking yourself right now?
We won't die at the same time.
You're fucked, too.
Turn your ass around.
What's wrong with that ass around?
Let's take each.
Me first.
No, me first.
We need to get a hand to me. We need to feel something.
Okay, so we can do this.
No, me first. Me first.
No, just stand there.
Don't do hard enough.
Okay, you don't do hard enough.
I will do it.
You didn't say it. How do you do it?
Oh my god, that's something!
Oh my god, that's something!
It's okay, it's okay!
Okay, okay, a little harder!
Oh, it's okay!
Feel it, it's okay, I like that!
Okay, come on, just a little half shot.
Hi bro, what about it?
Clearly this is not talking.
You need to talk to our bro.
For those of you who are saying fake alcohol,
it's literally Jack Daniels, Tennessee athlete.
We're almost out of water now.
We're out of that game.
Bro.
We got to fight at 6am now.
You gotta fight and play that next morning.
You want to practice yesterday morning?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
You're gonna practice yesterday morning?
No. What?
Don't spend this tough today.
Wait.
You're playing though. You're practicing.
How are you about me?
Wait, you just got dropped away.
No, he's going to do that.
Hey, talk to me if you're fucking with John.
Who the fuck are you?
Now, don't even make a face.
Fuck out of here.
I don't taste it, I'm leaking it above.
No, bro. I thought it.
I'm going to get you on the screen.
You know what? You know what?
Fuck it. You know what?
Oh, fuck!
No, I can't.
No, bro. Oh.
You know, I want you to look quick.
But I've got things on my brain.
It's over bro.
It's over.
It's time to pack it up.
I'm not talking, I'm picking it up.
You know what I mean, you gotta let this pack gas in the water.
I'm picking it.
I'm picking everything.
Yo, are we so good?
We've never seen someone chase liquor with a pop.
What?
Yo, I'm gonna pop.
I'm gonna pop it.
Oh, we're so good, dude.
Ergo.
We actually walk in this game.
But I'm gonna be honest,
I was totally beaten,
but I'm at that point where I'm feeling it now.
I'm a little tipsy,
and I don't want to get drunk.
So we need to actually do this game.
Because I don't want to be hungover
and not be able to stream tomorrow.
We still have shots.
Bump 7.
Crystal 2.
Well, we need to be able to play level.
7.
We won't say no.
Cause, is it?
As best friends, we look at this cushion to be.
As best friends, we do shit together.
We look at this cushion to be.
If he dies, we don't even have to come back to the kitchen. He's ready to help.
That's fair.
I'll die for you.
Oh, yo, yo, yo.
Jeff, pre-mix out, go vote if we win this game.
Shit.
Game time.
Game time.
Game time.
Have you seen a small, that'll be a movie.
Yo, tell me.
Not a small man, it's gonna be a fucking movie.
Let him know, bro.
All they're saying is we should do a drive-in segment.
WIDA!
No, no, no, no, we shouldn't drive, that's stupid.
That's how people die.
We're putting all the people's lives in danger, that's stupid.
We shouldn't do that.
That's not fucked up, bro.
But I'm down for you to drive, or land on a drive and go get In-N-Out or something.
Order a pizza.
Oh, we got pizza coming.
We got pizza coming, bro.
No, no, no.
No, no, no
You're the way dude is keys. Yeah
You push me. Yeah
Oh my gosh, bro, this is why people drink dude. This feels like shit though low key. Oh
No, it feels good. Let me honest chat right now. I'm at that level. We're like, I'm a good drunk like I'm a happy drunk
I'm chillin. I'm vibing a vibing
You know
Most of ever like
Yo, what are these, bro?
So I'm gonna say I'm gonna lose respect for Cleggs right now if he keeps on doing this shit. I can't lie.
Who said that?
Bro, someone might say, yo, Leigh, is this bad?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not suggesting anybody drinks alcohol.
This is my first time ever drinking alcohol, bro.
I ask you to promise, like, this is not my body.
Yo, knock-a-lite, 2 AM Novas, shut your bitch-ass up, bro. You little bitch.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't be a little pussy bitch, man.
He's a grown-ass man who just had his 21st birthday.
Let him have a fucking shot.
Let him drink and enjoy life a little bit.
He's been playing Fortnite since he was 15, you little bitch.
Oh, but yeah, you're, I mean, fuck.
Damn, that's how you're fucking feeling.
He's been on his ass sitting down playing Fortnite,
not able to win an FNCS for eight years.
Let him have a night and drink
a little bit of alcohol.
Yeah bro, you don't need to make me sad.
No, I'm not gonna make you sad, I was just...
No, it's all good bro.
You haven't had a kiss.
That's not gonna happen.
I'm gonna have a kiss boss.
I'm gonna like, look you like emotional.
It's your year though.
It's your year though.
Alright bro.
Hey, hey, look at my marker.
That's where we're landing, okay?
Okay.
Hey, do you want a pizza?
It's four tip tip the Duster hundred
It's my card tip the Duster hundred from the speed up speed up up yo Chad tell haves that
clicks is cooked tomorrow by the way we're not drinking clear alcohols we can be hungover
as fuck during FNCS.
It is coming though right?
come in though right?
Tevroni?
Wait, don't wanna hide. Do you wanna hide? No.
Look, hey, hey, Lace, can we please get stacked up a little bit?
Yeah, let's get stacked up before we short-speed. I like that idea actually.
Oh, I got that. Not a match at all.
Let's go over here. No, I'm going down here.
Yo, Lace? Are you stacked? Are you stacked?
brother
i've never seen the game like this bro oh my god it's the lord of love telling us to
i've never seen the game like this before in my life i'm thinking about
shit that would never think of in my life what he means by the way so
Look where I'm landing.
Wait, you're supposed to get it though.
No.
No, I uh...
No.
They must still up and step.
We need to fucking squat up and we land here on the edges.
We come in dead side,
watch out for the fellas on the top of the mountains.
We go around them and we're fucking in.
And then that's when we get stacked up and that's when we really show ourselves and we truly are as humans.
Are you stacked?
Yeah, I'm pretty sad. I'm pretty sad.
Alright, don't throw yet, because we're not together.
You just think in a Fortnite game, bro?
What is that?
You just think about life in a Fortnite game.
I don't know what to do.
Whoo!
You didn't throw yet, right?
Nope, I'm passing right now, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm out of your screen. I'm coming. I'm coming. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Well, are you good? I'm ready. I'm ready to play. I'm ready to win this game and stop
drinking up the wall.
what hey it's the last game that we're drinking you know like they're all
Indian mind rail being the five get the bro I much love to the homie right there
where's the guy that I knocked a w big girl in the chat y'all like my girl
he's killing the way fucking turtle right now so where's the guy that I
knocked coming to the last one crazy they're like this is first one I was
I'm here on the army on the army someone's just someone's stacked up boy come here come here
Lillay Lillay Lillay
FIRE
Nice nice nice
FIRE
I'm in him I'm really in him
You're in me
No no no no
Double double
Nice we got him we got him we got him
Hey I didn't know I still got a movement like this
Wait you have minions minions
No no shield
I'm gone?
Why you lying why you lying that's weird
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
That's weird. It's not a lot of you, by the way.
I just got me.
We're good.
We're good.
We're better.
Oh, UN.
Wait, Chad. Is the iron? Is the iron?
W. LeVette.
Is the iron pump shot?
Yeah, LeVette.
Oh, LeVette. Get out.
Yeah, I'm wearing it right now in a game.
What?
Yeah.
Stay with me.
Please
W a appreciate you got shot
Our game
You have a jetpack yes, I do
Please listen to me. Come here. It's not back. You're gonna go wet. I'm making a listen play
I'm making a listen play
I
Don't know
What's the email chat? Oh may I
No, I mean if I get I actually don't like coming coming coming
I
They were playing don't play don't get on me
My boss boss really
That's awesome
This is my soul, this is my soul. No, no lazy if you want with a fucking game
play on me now you want to see me yes I'm talking to you you want to see me
want to win this fucking game
Boba's
got me here
100
dead behind me
they build they build they build
I have a medallion, I have a medallion, I have a medallion
nice
I have a medallion, I have a medallion
Where is this guy, Shed?
Don't believe me, I swear I told you.
I'm making a Lazy Play.
I'm making a Lazy Play.
I'm making a Lazy Play.
What I do best
I don't know, I'm gonna fuck that place.
Are you good?
Oh my god, I gotta get back to the real deal.
No one can see me.
I'm invisible.
Oh my god, I miss her invisible man from the Incredibles
Wait I have sheets
I'm playing I'm playing I'm making a plan make it a play
I'm making, I'm playing the map, so...
Oh, it puts on me any level now, I need help now, I'm not getting any level.
I need help now, I need help now.
I need help now.
I need help now.
I need help pushing, man, I'm drunk. Let's talk about it.
I got lucky
Brochette we can shoot
Yes, we.
Oh, no.
We don't have to go to the kitchen because we took two shots.
We just have to ready up and win the game, okay?
It's all we have to do is ready up and win the game.
You're right.
You're right.
And listen, I'm going to be honest, bro.
As a man, as a man, I'm going to take blame for that game.
I'm going to take blame for that game.
No, no, as a man you should one of the wipes you're stupid. You're stupid
Why not playing as a duo this game's a duo's game and you're not and you're not
This game's a duo's game and you're not even playing as do was you're playing a solo bar. You're acting like we're in solos
Yeah, I know I know I know but to be fair. I got killed by a hacker to be fair, so
You didn't argue a hacker. I did. Why are you lying? I did
Why are you lying?
Well, why does click something to get unverified?
probably ran out of funds, probably ran out of money.
Yo, yo, Mark, did we run out of money?
Yo Drew, you got the pizza?
Oh.
How far?
Oh boy bro, yo LA sucks for pizza dawg.
Back where I'm from bro, you get that pizza instantly bro.
Yo they're late.
Yeah, I'm gonna stack with you bro.
Yo, can I pick the spot?
Yeah, cover your screen, cover your screen, cover your screen.
Yo, that seems really good on us, man.
I'm really proud of us, like seriously, bro.
I know, I know.
We just gotta fucking win this game,
and if we lose this game around shot number eight,
and after shot number eight is where I get
a little scarier, all right?
What do you think about right here?
Yo, I'm on blackout shot, bro.
Oh, oh.
I'm gonna remember like what's going on right yeah
Who would have said I have a question tight me in the show raise your hand if you've enjoyed before
Come on.
Come on, what's up?
Yo, do not sweep the screen, okay?
Why do I throw my screen?
Do you need it, bro?
No, I'm not. I'm sorry, bro.
I'm gone.
What's on my friendship?
I'm not a liar, dude.
I just go around a lion and shit. No, I just have bricks on bro. They know that
I don't want to go to the left, I don't want to go to the right, I don't want to go to the left.
Nice, if we get here, man.
I'm here, I can show screen.
Oh, come on, come on.
How do I have no shield, bro?
Can you shield if I like big?
I
Like you're on high or no, I'm down ready
You know what yeah, I welcome y'all to come in streams like you girl. I welcome y'all no no no no no no
Why would you that I welcome y'all bro?
Why go ahead and fucking try me go ahead and try me if you seems like me you're getting shit on
Yes, yes, I'm gonna pull lazy. Are you fucking stupid?
I'm in a casino holy shit. You got me before that slots now what the hell
That little basal shoot from the big place.
You're out of your mind.
Wait, when are you shooting me?
No.
I brought every person that can't play with it.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
We need to play the P.O.I.
We need to play safe spot, this is the spot safe spot.
Alright, come on.
Lacey, Lacey, no.
Lacey stop!
Lacey, listen to me.
Listen to me, get the fuck over here.
Okay, okay.
This is called safe spot.
We're playing here at all times, okay?
When they screen start, you play safe spot, okay?
Okay.
So then we have our own coverage, our own bunker.
What do you say spot us?
All right, don't you say spot us,
after we left our safe spot.
Now that we're in our safe spot,
I welcome all stream snipers to team against us.
Come on everybody pull up and try us motherfucker. You're fucking with the wrong gang
watch where they come
oh
hunters hunters
i'm at his back i'm at his back
they'll be ready in no way
I'm here on him.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
I'm bombing, I'm coming.
I'm coming!
You know what it is, huh?
You know what it is, huh?
You know what it is, huh?
Oh, big shit.
Save spot, quick save spot.
My card and fly out low-key. Not a bad shout at all. Not a bad shout
Like that show
Parts right there cards with these river real quick get out of there nice clicks watch that suit you on it
I
Chug chug chug chug chug
You say a bad word
get out of there and remove me.
It's a team game, bro, there's no I in team.
I'm gonna kill that.
I have to use myself.
But bro, it's supposed to be we win if you win doesn't tell them both have to win
Hell greedy
Pop your shug and grab the medkits
I
Measure behind behind behind that way that way in one of those box over there. I saw I saw I saw
We could walk that out of there go reboot me not a bad shout
Yeah, the story image on a match out of all either
Nice clicks, really, really, really, really weird, hit the little wingsuit, maybe?
No, don't do it on your own, bro, that's weird, don't do that, clicks.
Clicks don't be like that, bro.
Don't be like that, bro.
I missed three bluebears over here.
Nice, I love this hat, you great team player here, looks like I'm not going to disappoint.
If I die, if I die on the end stream.
I think I'm gonna be a hacker first based on this name.
I'll take you inside here.
Beautiful.
It's a five tick neck zone
So why did you reboot me here?
I don't have a jetpack you had to spawn one in
Yeah
seven days stranded in the storm
your army be
getting fishes out of there
oh my god your go to the east
what am I going to do with this weak ass lead dude
Oh my god, that was Higgs.
Oh my god, Higgs, thank you.
I don't know how to use these like you do, dude.
Higgs might have just saved my life.
Oh, that's the hacker, GG.
I'm a very inappropriate name.
Way to ruin the game, bro.
You suck.
You fucking suck, dick.
my dad got my game sold by a hacker chat not much I could do
I
Can I charge me up at all or no
Damn
That kid's a loser. Y'all see his name shirt?
Because I hope you know it doesn't count on a world-bought alive, so you have to reboot me.
Wait, can't you buy me- buy me that?
You got this. Come on. You missed me so much, Silkie. You're downstairs, bro.
I
Spits you got this place
Then there's no
Let's see clutch doesn't count yes it does count fuck you both of you have to
win nah game was if we lose the game fuck you suck my balls
You guys just made that wound up.
Oh, I was reading chat.
If your teammate dies and you solo push at FNTS, you're so winzy.
Fuckin' version of these are fucking games.
Fuck yourself. Fuckin' games. Fuckin' games in the shit. Fuck you.
You suck. You suck. You're never gonna make it. You suck at four-in-a-year suckin' games.
Sucky, you sucky game, you're the fuck up
What?
Suckie what?
Oh my God you, you want pizza?
Hoooo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
I'm not a fucking politician, I don't even know how to have pizza
That's the rules
I'm going out fucking stairs
You gonna do the back in?
Yeah
I
Kitchen
That deadass shouldn't even count.
My deadass died to a hacker.
Yeah, his name was 67TB of blank on my co-
That was literally his Epic Games name.
67TB of a retired NBA player.
That was his Epic Games name, bro.
I guess he's not hacking. How does he even have that name?
I'm going to do it.
We're not.
Oh, we're not?
Oh, we're not.
We're not the faces of a fucking loser?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're sitting down, relaxed, say your shot and be the size of a pizza.
I had 17 kills, you had three.
You and your whole team.
Yeah, one on one, you're alive now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
Shut the fuck up.
Take your shot.
Take your shot.
Take your fucking shot.
No.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm actually gonna go home if you don't like me.
I'm not taking it out of the shot.
Oh, dude.
You were trying.
Are you fucking stupid?
No.
This is more than one shot down.
Do you see the name of the guy that fucking killed me?
Fucking.
Do you see the name of the guy that killed me?
What was his name?
67 terabytes of blank.
What was blank?
What was his name?
67 terabytes of blank.
What was blank?
Our retired NBA players' initials.
That was his name.
And he killed me.
That's crazy.
I guess he wasn't cheating.
He killed me out here.
That's a cheater.
Their trucks shouldn't even count.
Some rules.
You gotta guess the word.
Gotta do this. Get pizza.
There you go.
You should have just taken an animal.
Oh!
Hey, feed me, feed me.
Yo!
You want a shot, buddy?
No.
He's gonna see you, bro.
You want me to do that?
No.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I appreciate the offer.
I'll have to leave this
You're all back to the hood
Is that you?
Give me the box.
What?
Tap me all?
Yeah.
I'm not pulling at you.
I'm just waiting for you to say it.
Out of the box?
Did you ever get anything good?
You opened the summer.
Oh, that's like the ultra ultra rare one.
I got that wardrobe.
Oh, you opened up?
Yeah.
It was like a wonder where it is now
Look, this is a spotter. Congrats. They did it
You filmed that I'm not a golfer ever said right up. That's it. I need to see
I'm the one I was super hungover during the shoot because it was the night after
Senate and Valkyrie's system operating
I knew you shot last year
8 shots?
No, like an hour.
8 shots?
Like an hour.
You guys should be like blacked out.
They're baby shots.
You guys are going to do these black out 8 shots.
8 full shots?
You're going to have to have hours in your pants.
Wait a minute.
You're not going to do that?
Okay, what are you going to do?
I'm not going to do that.
How are you going to do that?
Click, move, party, blitz.
Wait, wait, wait.
You just turned 21.
Yeah, you're right down.
Yeah.
You not gonna remember this?
You don't even know what you're talking about!
Now why do you guys not sell like that?
Yeah.
Now why do you guys not sell for old, forever chillies?
This is a fight after a...
No, you're a fight after a...
Yeah, you're a fight after a...
You're a fight after a...
How do you do that?
You're a fight after a...
It's after a...
It's after a...
Tell me that's how you do it, okay?
Tell me that's how you do it.
Ha ha ha!
Well that's how it was.
Take a picture.
You know I'm with...
I'm with...
Oh really?
I'm with...
Hold on, I'm with you.
That's crazy, bro.
You guys are not the winner of the game here man.
Yeah, I'm taking strings like bananas.
No, no, no.
It doesn't matter, you guys are supposed to be...
You're not listening to me like a dog.
I have 70 kills yet, three!
And he's not listening to fucking any cops I say.
I'm not supposed to kill those freaks, you'll know the score.
Yes, boy!
I'm listening to our feet, but you're saying they were feeding you, right?
Yeah, one point.
I did this within Warzone, it was offline.
You still gotta do it.
I was going to Shotsmokers.
Who in Shotsons did it?
I don't remember. I think I did it a few years ago.
Alright.
What the hell am I supposed to do?
It was like seven or eight, yeah?
I don't know, you can't do that.
I don't know anything like that.
No, I'm a fighter.
Three dollars, dude.
A fighter?
A fighter.
Hello.
I'm a fighter.
I'm a fighter.
No, I don't.
I don't.
Please, please.
What's happening here, Joe?
I'm playing.
When you're not going to play, bro, it's like...
Are you shouting out of the movies?
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
You're good, you should be able to, at this rate, you should be able to pass, kill the ladies and get down as well.
Yo, kill them so they can get to the piece and kill the pizza.
No, no, that's a cheat code. Kill the pizza and the power flow of the sword and the alcohol.
I told you, bro, I told you, you know.
I didn't say it was a cheat code. I didn't say it was a lie.
Yo, what are you doing tomorrow?
It's my method.
Huh?
No tomorrow is the 17th, we got that shit tomorrow.
Okay, what's up?
We didn't even know what we're cooking.
You guys know what I'm saying, four or five?
You want to come, I'm going to go to impromptu or GAC, and like eight.
What's impromptu?
It's like acting, but you impromptu, like they tell you the scenario, they tell you the thing, and you got to do it on the slide.
You want to take acting classes?
I mean, I'll take it even in high school, until where it...
It was like really like explained it's fun to tell.
Go for it.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
I know what you're doing.
He said, good for you.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I don't want to get any of this.
Oh, you man.
Keep doing that, brother.
This is bad.
Yeah, what are you doing?
For what?
Wait, I didn't mean to improvise.
Yeah, for me and that, that's what we're going to do.
Yeah, yeah.
I hate.
I'm down.
And then we come back home, and we all don't get on until we let the tricks up.
Yeah, I'm gonna be out of the car tomorrow, and maybe two, alright?
And we all don't get on until we let the tricks up.
And every single one we miss can take a shot.
I can do that. I don't think any of you guys can.
Wait, every trick that we miss can take a shot.
Yeah, like if you get a hit marker, it gotta be like this.
I'm all of them.
Well, if not, then, like, what are you doing with it?
My!
That's a lot of shots.
I'm back.
I'm on the gate when we get back here on our WQ.
What was that?
I got hit in a great shot.
I hit him.
I shot already.
I know I'm gonna see that.
You could do it wherever hits it.
It doesn't have to drink.
It'll escape.
Why do we have to drink?
That was just so long ago.
Oh, my gosh.
You know, if you're just gaming, you're gonna have to chat.
You're gonna smoke tomorrow.
Well, you got power.
I don't know.
I need to go into the hall.
You got it.
All right.
There you go.
Oh
I like what you're doing.
Why they sound like you, Jay?
They're like, cracks and crazy shit.
There's one more creator box.
You don't know that enough?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll call him?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Two.
Mmm.
I don't know.
I think it's the same.
Wait, the sign is the same?
Yeah.
So, if you look at the sign,
it's not really a sign.
So, one out of every one.
At every hundred and two boxes, there's one sign guy.
So, there's only like 150 people in the world
that are gonna get him.
The more, I think like 300 people.
I got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got that.
Slime guys only got one word.
Slime guys do the math.
What?
Wait, wait.
You got the word for math?
You got the word for math?
Yeah, I got the word for something.
I'm going to be...
I'm going to talk to you about math.
You can watch the last two.
Come on try again.
Try again.
But the robot one not that.
That's CC01.
CC01.
That's really the first time in one.
Oh my god.
That looks bad.
Let's eat a whole pizza.
You're my third spice.
You know how to have my fucking dick?
Yeah, fuck it.
Okay, but virus?
Virus is common, but virus is a foolish common.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know that.
I don't know that.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
He's down, he's down, he's down.
I got to be...
Shit!
Why are you doing this to me like that, bro?
He's down.
He's down, he's down.
Thank God, guys.
Yeah, no, I guess. Yeah, of course.
Why are you laughing?
The fuck?
What's funny about?
Oh, shit.
Scali.
Oh, my God.
I was just telling you that this woman now
standing still standing still.
It's too loud.
I'm out of here.
That's a good point here right there.
Oh, my God.
Yo, no cap.
You sold out?
Yes, Reverend.
All right, bro.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Here, bro.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Hey!
Oh!
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
That's not me first.
Man, I've never seen someone open that out of life.
For real?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You got to tell me.
Tell me.
And now.
That double's back to back.
No, no, no, no.
It's gone.
It's gone.
Oh, my God!
That was literally mid-me.
Oh, I mean we can meet again one minute minute. Yeah
Does he get the easy the first person to get a green sign guy?
I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it out.
Oh, that's not a bad start.
I'm not gonna say you're fucked.
That's good luck.
I'm going to get some guy.
No, I'm not gonna lie. I'm a lowkey, lowkey, lowkey.
I'm the last slime guy.
I'm not gonna say you're even even virus is broken.
Sub-tune virus is broken.
I'm lowkey, lowkey.
I'm lowkey.
I'm not a father, right?
That's all of them.
You're the team.
Oh, that's cute.
Why are you wearing that?
I like that kind of fact.
Wait, what kind of thing?
Look.
Iced out.
Iced out.
Iced out.
Cap, cap.
You were out?
Yeah, I think we were actually out at this time.
Keep your head in the nose.
Keep your head in the nose.
This is live.
Boss, I'm going to pull up the fog.
Get up with me.
This is the one you picked.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Let me show you the little.
Wait, where?
It's an ice house.
What the hell?
They're dying to know.
No.
How good did that one do?
Smelly? Oh my, Smelly Fart?
You're gonna get a head.
Fuck I fucked.
These are the other ones.
Mmm, oh.
That's a bad one, Eric.
You're sitting in the back.
And I can take it all and put it on my food.
Hey, look at his top four.
That's what I'm gonna take.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh!
That one is all mine.
No sir, can I put it in like a request for like...
Excuse me, sorry.
Dude!
Alright, so can I read?
No, no!
What are you doing?
You're both like, no, I'm still reading the post.
No, no, you're not. You're not, right?
Yo, I'm reading the post.
Alright, alright.
No, no, no, no.
You're more cocky.
Yeah, that's just...
You gotta try it again.
Is that that?
Yeah, that's just...
So, read?
You know what I mean?
I'm going to request something uncomfortable, potentially.
Like can we do like a collab or something?
Really, we're going to do a sleeper job eventually.
A sleeper job?
We can have you with a red do-rag.
No.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
I don't mind to be like, so cool and like, you know, like, whatever.
So cool now.
Yeah.
Yeah, I keep leaking shit, bro.
I keep leaking shit.
Wait, what do you think?
I just need to do a sleeper job.
What are you talking about?
Bro.
How do you think it should be?
I don't fucking need the operation.
Never mind, bro.
No, what are you doing, man?
Alright, bro.
The fuck?
Oh, that's fucked.
That's actually fucked up.
That has to be...
Why are you laughing?
This is your reaction to weed.
I've never seen it before.
I didn't know it was...
You've never seen it before?
No, I never...
First time for everything first time for everything wait
I
Want for you to
The
What do you mean?
I don't want to be 20, but I don't want you to...
No, I don't want to be 20. You don't want me to be 20.
I have a smoke. I have a smoke. I don't get it.
Last time I smoked was with Jason.
You don't want to go to the plane, right?
What?
I'm not going to the airport.
It's like full airport.
Right now?
No.
Three hours.
Don't do that.
You can go to the airport hot.
Yeah, but don't do something like that.
Just don't smoke.
Why are you not laughing?
I'm going to do a dumb ass.
I can't even feel like a dumbass.
No, I'm not! I just said I'm not good at smoke!
Alright, let's smoke.
I'm not bad.
Ready?
Yeah.
No bro, no more shots.
Dude, you know what a dad said?
We're dead, that's a normal black down.
No, we're not dead.
We're black down.
I honestly can't even tell you guys are drunk.
Maybe you're a little tipsy, but like, you look fine.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, I'm down, it's not long, but like,
He said eight shots and that's a giant look like he's like you're thinking baby
What's the percentage of what's in shock?
The most one alcohol of a shot of things that purpose no, yes, that's what I'm saying
What is a normal shot of alcohol? How much percent of it?
Is there a 100% like a thing?
100% alcohol? Yeah, like you only see it on your cuts.
Yeah, so that's 100%. So if you ever drink that, you're fucked.
So, what is a bottle of tequila?
40% schematics.
40% is normal? We're over the normal threshold.
What time is it bro, it's 2 a.m. for East Coast, motherfuckers.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm gonna call him out.
Call him out.
Call him out.
What?
You want to get in there?
Yeah, we can call it.
It's my name.
We're eight shots of the...
Yeah, I'm gonna get you, though.
I'm down to winning eight.
All right. No more shots. Just win again.
No, no. Every death is a shot.
Oh.
It's way more easy than a year.
I'll see you in battle less.
Yeah, let's turn on 18 plus mode
Yeah, what up?
Yeah, yeah
What up, Jack?
Just gotta be one.
What?
You can't hear me?
Shabbo don't predict this out. Trust me, ball on us this game.
You can hear me?
No, no, no we got to win this game bro. Come on.
Another eyes into my headset and I was getting something real quick.
Oh, if you drink more than once a week, is that considered alcoholic?
What do you consider drink?
I think that's what matters.
Wait, you do this twice a week, are you an alcoholic?
No.
Okay.
Right, Jenna?
About three times.
Ah!
Like three times, like then you're a little keep pushing it, no?
If you're really thinking about it, Lacey, if you put this on paper,
we're drinking on a Monday night, just two boys chilling.
I swear that's like what alcoholics do, no?
Yes, but you act like me and you drink a lot.
We don't we don't just be going out and fucking getting hammered and drinking.
Brother, we had an old fashioned last night with two shots.
You had an old fashioned last night with two shots I did there.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, Lacey, we're landing here.
OK.
Is your screen covered?
Yeah.
I
Think the definition of an alcoholic is when you start to rely on alcohol
Yeah, I don't realize
That ass whenever I get top three nothing. Yes, that's why like people who start to associate alcohol with with their mood
Is when it becomes alcoholism like oh, I'm sad. I'm gonna drink to wash away the pain
Oh, I'm happy. I'm a joint celebrate. Oh mad. I'm a drink. Oh my God
You have to give me the feeling of getting like a top player in the corner game
The second I should have this whether I'm gonna tell you right now the feeling of that is
What are you? Yeah, I feel
I just farted drew if you're stone here
God, I'm here, I just fucking exploded this shit
I'm driving
Are you firing where I'm sleeping?
Are you keeping your knife?
Yeah
I'll let you cover the entire way.
I think I'm gonna let it on!
No, it's me! It's me! It's me!
It's not.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my outside, I'm not on the outside.
Hold on.
You're not throwing a treat, right?
Yeah, I know, yeah.
Hey, yo!
Lacey's shit, I had my check.
Can we get some, like, 100 bombs and shit?
Anyone want to get to the little Honda bomb or no?
But not feeling like that?
Yeah.
Buggy buggy buggy.
Buddy.
No legs?
Leggy?
Yeah.
Are you good?
Leggy!
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
My mouth's that, hold on.
dude it's so hard to fucking keep shit like straight
I'm like trying to focus on like making shit spin to those back to straight so I can fuck
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm out of me.
Come here.
In the trash. In the trash. In the trash.
You got him.
Why are you talking?
Nice. It was real water.
water
Wait, are you sure you're seeing it
Oh
Are you dead ass
Well people on you people on you
But
I'm not doing the lead, bro.
No, I'm not actually like, I actually like can't deathly open the door.
I'm not even trying to be that guy.
She might obviously.
They see.
What?
Actually, bro.
Bro, don't listen to your chatter lying.
Help, help, help, help, help.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
five
five
five
five
five
five
five
good shit bro good try hey I think we just try to get a fucking win dude fuck
the shots dude fuck the shots I think we just try to get a win clicks
I don't even do drugs in the club, maybe.
I'm not doing drugs.
Not me do that.
I'm not doing drugs.
This means it has no-
Brother, what do you mean?
If you're doing drugs, I have to leave.
I'm not even trying to get a get out.
Bro.
I'm not smoking the weed, bro.
Promise me, bro?
I actually can't be wrong, man.
I swear, bro.
Some of you in the street, you can't, you have to leave.
I'm not a second of all you have to leave if I'm smoking
In a state where it's legal alcohol is worse than we
Not not being like I but I'm not even trying to be like a Karen or like a mom or anything
That's someone just wrote like I just came here on that shit
Like I think it's the bad like
It's not good. It's not a good look, you know.
I'm not smoking weed.
What do you mean, honestly?
I'm not smoking weed, bro.
I don't really care if you're smoking. I just can't hail it.
You know?
Well, even if you're smoking, it's fine.
Nah, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm playing Fortnite, trying to get away with you, bro.
We can't get off till we get away, and we gotta fucking win a game.
I don't have to take another shot, though.
not
This one's locked in I'm locked where this water is killing me right you you're doing good
You know, he's fucking coffee. I don't know if you're
I think it's a fucking shot or something.
You want to go here?
He's good.
Told you.
I'm good, man.
Bitch, this is dirty.
Come on, come on, come on.
You want shots?
I'm good bro.
Cut you?
Mocha y'all saw that
W a minute
My god, what is up with my game
So look let's chat
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying, I'm not saying that you're still going to call up Shady.
Why are you doing that, girl?
You're on fire.
I'm on fire.
Why are you not doing that?
To the Lord.
Who are you calling?
Huh?
Why, hi?
I'll tell you why, my brah.
I'll tell you why, my brah.
Don't do it. Don't do it. I'm there.
I'll wait for you to leave.
Out of respect.
That's so bad for you guys.
I'm going to be honest, this is better than you for alcohol.
Don't go fucking high.
of what's wrong in terms of what's worse for you alcohol is worse than me a leaf from
the ground from God's creation so from the planet earth I'm smoking in my house in
California where it's legal nothing about this is wrong I'm telling you nothing
about this is wrong from an actual human normal standpoint nothing about
this right here is wrong. It's from the earth, it's a leaf and it's very leaf.
Why is it found upon? I'm not doing it in an uncontained space. I'm doing it in the
safety of my own home.
Like this? Like this?
That's crazy. That's crazy, girl. No, that's not awful.
Alcohol's man-made. When you go to the fucking dinner and you get a drink, and you have a
When you go to dinner and you have a couple of cocktails or a couple glasses of wine,
that's a man made, but that's okay.
But I can't smoke a fucking joint in my own room.
That's frowned upon.
That's so bad.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Let me take off.
Where have you been before?
I have to go to the airport.
What the...
What the...
What the...
Two hours.
I'm on my wires off camera, I hit you, but later I hit it fucking five minutes ago.
Well, I guess you're...
You're insane.
Pass it? You want it?
Do I look like I've got the fuck on it?
I'm not going to jail.
Are you fucking crazy?
No, I'm not going to jail.
I'm jailing for what?
It's illegal.
What are you going to jail for?
No, it's not.
You know, I'm like coming up, like illegal in Texas.
Weed?
Yeah, it's fully illegal. People still smoke weed in Texas.
Yes, they do.
They're fucking locked up. Are you going to get mornin'?
No, I promise you. I promise you.
I promise you.
Just because weed is illegal in Texas,
So many people in Texas, yo, you're in Texas, do you smoke weed?
Put that the other way.
No, watch out.
Wait, if you-
No, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Stop.
What do you think of your car?
What do you think of your car?
No, it's a good one.
Yo, how do I do double-
Yo, I'm meeting your shop last.
I'm meeting the whole Vegas KTV girl.
I can't do these things.
How are we serious?
Stop!
Yo, as a friend, why are you laughing at me, bro?
I'm just confused. You're leaving me because I'm smoking weed.
What are you breathing in here? What are you doing?
I swear I'm not breathing.
Oh my God, you're hot.
No, my eyes are red.
Oh my God, his eyes are red.
You're going to cry.
No, you've been down here inhaling his record in your path. You're hot.
Bro, you know if you get secondhand hot, right? That's a thing.
I didn't breathe enough, I swear I didn't breathe enough.
Look up what's second in high.
Did you see his eyes?
He's going to smell like...
Small and close, small, small and close to space, but how do you smell it if you get out?
We are not in a small and close place.
This room is huge.
The room is fucking 50 feet tall.
Don't be mad.
This is a small and close place.
This room is not small and close.
What do you mean, Gigi? Going to the airport high? Or going to the airport, you know, like...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, no, no, I said stop!
Hey, man, shut up! Where are you going?
Okay, Mr. Pressford?
He's chasing for us.
You'll have moves coming in, and when Cook sits down he'll be like, it's like, walk by and say,
damn, you smell like weed. Fuck.
I'm going to have to shoot again.
I'm going to have to shoot.
I didn't even ask them to smoke, like usually I'm like, yo, you want to smoke, no, I didn't
even ask them to smoke, oh, I didn't even smoke.
I actually don't understand though why people hate on weed so much.
Think about it, bro.
Alcohol is 15 times worse than weed.
Like alcohol is so much worse than weed.
makes you black out to the point where you don't know what you're doing and don't remember.
And people died from alcohol.
No one's ever died from weed.
It's simple as that.
Is he actually cheating his sweatshirt?
shall we?
Why would you fucking fry a tap can?
I'm not saying fry a french fry.
I'm saying fry, right now you're really high.
Like a high tap can.
You see what I'm saying?
Why do you say a fried tap can?
Because that's like a term you use when someone's like high.
Yeah, but why would you want a tap can?
That's deep fry.
No, I'm not saying deep fry.
Why would you want that?
You ever?
You asked for my shit?
Yeah.
You asked for it.
I'm asking you how you want me to ask for it.
You asked for the baby.
No, I'm chilling.
You asked for it.
Alright bro.
Some fried chicken sounds good right now.
Aw shit.
Hey, can you open my hat?
Come down.
Your chest is open right there.
Listen, brother.
Do not drink and drop. Don't drink.
Don't smoke.
Don't drink and drop.
I don't mean to ask.
Don't smoke. Don't drink.
Don't be the weenie.
Don't lie to me.
There's canine sniffers at the airport.
Stop. Stop.
No, no, actually don't do that.
I don't know if you know what a satchel is.
But canine sniffers go up and down
I don't know. Do K-9 snippers stop for weed? Like the smell of weed?
Yeah, more about $2,000. Besides all this shit that happened, I really appreciate it this week.
I love you and I appreciate it. Love you too, bro.
Well all this shit like, I don't even know.
What?
That's not funny, yeah.
Let me tell you, you know that, bro, that's a whole shit.
No, I appreciate you, bro.
Air death.
Air death?
I'm sorry.
You don't want to touch my head and death me up because I smoked meat.
I'm not going to be corny, bro.
Don't laugh.
You sure you think I got a fucking virus?
You're not like me in front of you.
No, you're sure you think I got a virus?
I actually don't have a virus, do I?
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I mean...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Where were you?
You were in the hospital, wasn't it?
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
All right, watch that. We have FNCS tomorrow.
Yeah, it's not happening. I'm fucking fine, bro. I'm just like dead, bro. I'm in a hunch.
I'm in bed, bro. I'm gonna see you all tomorrow, FNCS.
Uh,
5 p.m.
I said 5 p.m.
Uh, mods. Mods.
Yeah. Mods. Don't fucking,
they're all laced because of the fucking,
I don't know what they're like.
You're lowkey like, smoking shit.
I'm not gonna be weird. I got kids watching bro.
Definitely. Thank you for attending.
No, I actually have kids watching, bro.
It's gonna be fun.
Okay, fine.
Mods.
Pose, lace, but don't...
It's fine, bro.
You don't need to host her, bro.
I don't want you to feel like you're putting kids on me
while I'm high.
No, we had a great weekend, bro.
I know.
I don't want you to feel like you're putting kids on me
while I'm high.
I'm on 18-plus right now.
Alright.
Yawks and poster.
Pose, lace, but...
You're supposed to be 18-plus?
No.
No, I should be 18-plus.
I love you guys, stop laughing bro, stop bro, I love you guys, have a great day, have
a nice day tomorrow, have a great day, I love you guys, have a great day, have a nice
Yeah. Who's Lace?
All the thugs, I love you guys.
I'm sorry, bro. I actually want to do this every year.
I'm not doing that.
I'm sorry.
I killed someone's hand.
He's actually got a lot on my hands with another person.
Seriously, all the thugs. I love you guys.
Thank you for this weekend bro.
This weekend was crazy bro.
W weekend, WTAP caps.
Actually it was crazy this weekend ever bro.
So I appreciate you guys.
Love you bro.
Love you Nick.
Thanks you.
Love you too.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Huh?
Yeah, I'm good.
You too.
That is a bad joke.
Tap me up.
Because I smoke weed and have like a weed virus.
I've never seen that before in my life.
of the air depth of every time you see it though?
Fuck.
For what?
Oh.
Yeah, but it'll maybe live,
I don't think it's gonna do.
It'll maybe live or make some a leak or anything.
Just looks not alive
Wait, what did I say why you guys say early I forget what I said
Yeah, chow be live early bro. We'll be live early tomorrow like super early in the morning
You know, I just went crazy deep into thought just now.
Imagine.
You know how like a whole stream happened in chat?
Everybody sees every stream, even the people that don't watch the stream, because every
stream there's like clips because there's some clips that a lot of people see from every
stream and there's some clips that nobody sees from some streams basically everybody
seen one way or another even if they only see parts. And it's Cripsley-Dolson. That means they missed the day of the stream.
Basically, it's a stream.
And chat, and you guys are a cult.
You guys are a cult, I'm realizing it now.
The chat is a cult.
Do you actually think about a chat?
It's a call.
They all, because they type in the same way every single day
with the same emotes, with the same phrases,
with the same question marks, they
start to type it more and more each day,
because they're around each other and more typing it.
They see the rest of the chat typing, so they type it.
Then slowly it just turns and turns and turns over time
until everybody thinks the same way.
I'm really thinking deep here if you think about what
same. Everybody thinks in the same way to type something then. Like if you guys
just started watching this week you wouldn't you wouldn't think to say
fares, right? Over the next two days you wouldn't think to type up omay 44 but as
you slowly start to watch and start to see other people type it you're like
oh I know what a fares means. I know what an omay 44 means and then you
start typing it because you found out what it was from the other rest of the people in
the cult. That's just human behavior. I just solved human behavior. Me, Lacey, Streamer
solved human behavior, discovered it.
Unlike that one do who made gravity.
What's his name?
Newton?
You know, it's not making fun of me.
Damn, there's really a delay with everything I say, like I say type one.
Six-second delay, so sound doesn't even really travel.
Think about it.
Think about it.
If I can say hello and you guys can't hear it, does it sound really travel?
No.
What am I talking about?
Where's it crazy I can actually chat all jokes aside like not trolling like no stream trolling
like I could actually be a pro in rock and lead, facts or no?
I knew y'all were gonna hate, like I knew y'all were gonna hate, bro.
I knew y'all were gonna hate.
I'm good at rock and lead.
I'm not full, I mean like I'd say like no funny shit, no uh, no sun, like all trolls
aside, if I wanted to, I could go pro-wrapping if I played every day, played every day,
Play it every day.
Play it every day.
Play it every day.
I play it every day.
Play it every day.
Brows a philosopher?
Acts.
I really am.
I really am.
I really am a philosopher, I really am a leader.
I really pioneer a lot of shit.
Like when you're talking about a roundabout rush more,
XQC, Chi, Lace, Speed, A-D.
Who's behind me, what are you talking about?
You're nothing but a small fry, you know, why are you calling me a small fry?
Like, is this the same guy who randomly comes in here and just calls you a small fry all
night?
I've never had his insolves.
I would just call him a small fry.
Actually, he's a big king of L.A.
Shit.
You're nothing but a small fry.
And he does a different laughing emotes every time, so it lets him send it on his mobile
It's all in the light.
Facts, Lacey, are so fat.
Look what happened to Jason?
What?
What's good, McCartney?
What's good, Makat?
Diamond and a wave
Diamond and a wave
I think I am
Dancing with the stars
I think I am on
I am so high right now.
I think I'm on star status.
I think I am...
It's not Drew if he couldn't hold a camera.
He's diving in a wall.
Oh, shit, I forgot I was streaming.
Wait, Jason?
What happened to Jason?
Is he dead?
No!
Don't tell me he's dead.
I knew it was going to happen.
I figured you would survive on this island though.
All over your chair.
Well, Jason, you could do it.
You could do it.
You're going to do it.
Well, it's going to be easy.
It's not that hard.
You could do it.
I knew he'd be down but in the heart that he was not going to survive these seven years.
He applied to a total of eight degrees in it.
Now he's dead or alive.
Jason, can you hear me?
Let's connect telepathically through the electrical wires.
Jason!
Jason.
Wait.
He faked this?
So you're telling me he just took a picture of when he was sleeping,
put it over the ingest as a screen and he's sleeping in a hotel?
I haven't seen him move in an hour.
Bullshit, he's not even moving.
It's a still picture.
He faked it, he's sleeping in a five star hotel
right now getting room service.
Oh my god, he heard me.
Oh my god, he heard me.
Chad, who are those streams that somebody, they have like little hammer games you could
play?
You know what I'm talking about?
Do you guys know a streamer like that?
That has like a little hammer game I can hit the hammer around on?
I really want to play it for some reason.
I don't know what kind of streamer it is.
Somebody just sent me a stream where I can hit the hammer.
Tabby. Is she live? She's not alive.
Or you all gotta know a streamer I can tap around on.
Oh, I found one.
Ah!
Fucking chops.
Wait, so nobody has an underst-
understing anymore?
You think I give a fuck nigga fuck that fat white ass nigga you think I give a fuck fuck nigga fuck face
This ain't live. You're not live. This ain't even live. Yes I am.
I literally am alive.
Stop telling me to wake up.
No, it's this coolness.
Oralina does not have a hammer.
I want someone who has the hammer to hang.
Here's a hammer for you.
Okay, here you go.
Okay, here you go.
Fuck it, I don't do fuck.
Alright, let's put that next to the tip of the window in it.
I still haven't found anybody with a hammer.
I wasn't in all Jason's live.
Hammer.
Okay, this probably looks really bad, but I swear I'm looking at the hammer, girl.
I know what this might be, there's a game you could play with it.
Oh my God, it might be a Bess and a R.
Oh my God, how am I generally invested in an office?
Phone?
Oh no.
Oh this part looks bad.
Oh I didn't think about this.
I didn't think about this for long.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
I watched.
Your call has been forwarded.
You should let her phone ignore me on purpose.
Your call has been forwarded.
Oh, I was playing a hammer game.
Wait, I have to pay money for this?
She know I pay four dollars to do this.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm paying four dollars to pop the spoons bro.
Why is she charging four dollars?
It's $4 per balloon.
Not bad.
like hello, I'd like to call you.
No, should we know?
Yes, I did.
You're sleeping on a roof.
I'm not sleeping on a roof.
I'm sleeping in my bed.
I'm not sleeping outside, but I'm going to ask me with balls and ambitions.
What weird stuff are people doing on Twitch right now?
Let's go to a parallel universe, where someone else is doing
something super entertaining right now.
Well, I'm just sitting here doing nothing.
So it's gotta be like this guy whoever this guy is he's doing some lit shit right now
I don't know, it's fine.
Sorry person.
Excuse me, where's the worship here?
Where's the worship here?
Oh, now I'm just sitting on a fucking...
I don't even know what it is, just chatting.
Oh, there are two live channels I'm just chatting.
What is this we have here?
Flaco's quality. Hello?
Yo!
What's up?
I just wanted to tell you I miss you.
I miss you too, bro.
What's up?
What's going on?
What is going on with you?
I don't know, I was just thinking about shooting it.
I mean, I'm calling the gunman here and saying,
you were just thinking about me?
What?
You were just thinking about me?
Yeah, well, you know, I was just here kicking him back,
you know, just kicking off, you know,
in the direction of my dad.
Let's go.
Let me call him.
I just couldn't leave.
I think I was just like thinking about, like,
What about him?
Well, I was turning around here and shit,
just didn't, I'm just gonna, you know,
how good we got to go.
Like, this guy's doing some lit shit right now.
Solo night donut shop street.
This is some lit shit.
And I'm just sitting here.
Hey, what?
What?
I looked at, I looked at, I was just,
I'm going to put your little something deep in there.
Really?
Yo, Vlasov, you don't have to fuck me, just tell me.
You don't have to pay me, Vlasov.
You actually might be a high kid.
You're not that kid as you were.
Here, what are you going to do?
I
Wish I was doing content like this this gray ball is going to work
I just want
They had a donut shop that's a lady and then you can eat the donuts after leaving better
Put as much blazing powdered sugar as you want on them because you're working there on the night
What do you mean?
Is it the Franco to be in the second I think it's a little bit of wait what
No, I'm not waiting for that
Yes, I saw your message, bro, it's not for any more minutes, what are you talking about?
I'm not waiting for that.
I just did a 10 hour, going to take a day off.
I guess I'm going to do, I guess I'm going to see that.
What's this guy doing?
The third member was fined $225. Both the area were also taken by the officers.
All in due course.
Two cats all on some food.
What is that?
It's 25 shots of women. You know better than I do.
Yes sir.
This is a research vessel,
Tanner,
with measure length,
weight,
and they contact the sky
and we're using it.
It'll tell us how long it is
and it's going to take us
23 years from now.
They're not going to remember
what they were doing
for a period on this day.
Was there a problem with this thing?
It's confirmed it was in the hammer lane.
Put a plan on
a military aircraft.
Tell me if there's a state
that's known to have.
Wha-
Wait, what, not make them end?
What was that?
Marywanna?
Where do you wanna?
My nigga!
Oh, God, what the fuck, Jailer, I just fine.
He just had a meth pipe on one stream and just screamed the N word on this one.
We got hurt already?
My nigga!
Yo!
Hey look though y'all, but look though y'all,
Well, it's been a really good stream.
We did a crazy 10 hour stream today,
I will be honest, we're out there 10 hour today.
Might not be live tomorrow just because, you know,
10 hour today is crazy.
So I'm like just chill out,
take a little bit off tomorrow,
especially after a 10 hour.
You know, it's kind of crazy to go 10 hours in one day.
So I don't know yet,
maybe take a little bit out tomorrow.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'll be live tomorrow because we're doing
salt and pepper with silky, which is where me and Silky learned to cook a meal together.
And then we're going to go to improv with adapt Silky and Edward.
And then come back here and maybe game for a little bit, so that's tomorrow.
And then also tomorrow night is my birthday at midnight.
I don't know if I'll be live for it.
I might be live for it. I don't know.
Maybe.
Well, nobody's here.
I guess I'll get an athlete here, but they'll probably have ended by midnight already.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
She said she needed a budget She wanna meet me out of this car, too
You guys are weird just-
Yeah, okay, son, too.
You're dumbass.
Could you just leave the stream on and farm your hands all night?
No, what do-
How much?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow mate.