Lacy
🥳 BIRTHDAY SUBATHON 🥳 EVERY SUB = 5 SECONDS 🥳 23 YEARS OLD 🥳 OPENING CHATS GIFTS 🥳 1 LOSS = 1 SHOT W/ JYNXZI ROCKET LEAGUE TONIGHT 🥳
02-18-2026 · 6h 59m
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I know you guys are all very eager to start get to me subs for my birthday, okay?
I know y'all are super super eager to start get to me subs because it is my birthday
Probably on the edge of your seats get ready to click the button
But you have to wait as you can see there's a timer at the bottom of the screen, okay?
Today, I'll be doing the first ever birthday sub-aphone. So every time I
Get a sub it adds five seconds to the timer, okay?
It's going to be starting at 10 minutes.
Go ahead and start the timer.
All right?
Now, you're probably wondering, Lacey, how many subs do we need to gift in order for
you to stay live for 24 hours?
You guys are going to have to gift only 17,000 subs just today for me to stay live for the
next 24 hours.
I know.
That's it.
That's it.
Only 17,000 subs.
So go ahead y'all, go ahead y'all, everybody, everybody start gifting, start gifting, okay?
Start gifting.
We got 10 minutes left on a timer.
It's my birthday.
Got one gifted from Parma, okay?
One gifted.
Why are y'all saying W stream?
All right, I was saying W stream.
Oh, guys?
Guys, the timer's still at, guys, the timer's running,
is running.
No, no, no, I don't think you guys understand
how this is supposed to work.
I don't think you guys understand
how this is supposed to work.
Okay, let me explain this one more time.
Let me explain it one more time.
The timer at the bottom of the screen
is like a sub-a-thon timer.
Every time you guys gift subs,
The timer adds time. Okay. It's five seconds per cell. So like if anybody wants to get
the hundred subs right now for my birthday, go for it, bro. You're more than welcome.
You're more than welcome. You're more than welcome, dude. Go for it, chat. Okay. We know
we're just not gifting you. Okay. Now we know we understand just not going to gift. Okay.
Well, the timer just officially broke below 10 minutes.
Are you guys sure?
Are you guys sure you want me to end stream already?
We have some elite content planned for today.
Are you guys sure you want me to end stream already?
We have elite content for the day plan.
How much does a hundred gifted?
So a hundred gifted adds three minutes to the timer, okay?
So for $500, you can add five, you can add three minutes to the timer.
That's a good deal.
Content equals eating air on.
Someone test out the one case sub button that's not working for me.
So who are you going to raid?
Okay.
Maybe we do a roll call.
Maybe we do a roll call.
Should we do a roco?
Um...
Okay?
Okay?
Okay!
Any gifted subs!
More than welcome!
There we go, just play character, I'll fad you with the fun.
Come on, kid.
Come on, come on.
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Okay, I'm amazed with the work of your kid.
Wait, I'm confused.
Do you guys not want me to stream?
Do y'all want me to end?
Do you guys want me to end?
Yes
Okay, but what if I tell you guys the content we have played for the day?
Hold on that's probably why y'all aren't gifting because you don't know the content
I have for the day you don't know the content that I have planned out. Okay. I'm gonna tell you how to content
I'm gonna tell you how to content so
For today we are gonna be
Going and doing something we've never done before we are going to eat at a special place called air one
Okay, we're gonna take a golf cart and we're gonna drive down to air one and we're gonna get food at air one
All right, then we might open a pack of carts. Okay, maybe a couple of desktop reactions
And then maybe play a little game
Boo, tomatoes, boring.
All right, all right, I'll tell you what I'm actually doing today.
I'll tell you what I'm actually doing today, okay?
All right, guys, the timer's at eight minutes, bro.
I'm just kidding, there's no time.
I'm sorry.
All right, now on a real note though, today we are going to be opening.
We got a lot of packages from PO.
I was actually surprised.
We got a lot of birthday gifts from PO
that you guys sent me.
So y'all sent me a ton of PO box birthday presents,
so I appreciate all the people
who sent me a birthday gift.
Okay, then I woke up this morning
and Darla struck balloons to the wall.
Dies and acts with the big 25 gift gate!
GIFTED!
Thank you for the 25 gifted guys.
Appreciate you, bro.
Darla did that to the wall right there.
And then Darla also got me all those gifts on the back wall.
I have no idea what that could be.
What could that be right there?
Like, what could that be?
Food. A giant dildo.
though. Hopefully it's a bomb. Maybe it's the Drake meal. It could low-key be the Drake meal.
But um, but yeah, Darla got me, Darla got me, uh, that big thing right there. She got me something
that looks over there. I don't know what that is. And then there's some gifts on the ground. So we're
going to be opening all the gifts that chat in Darla got me. And then after that, at five o'clock,
we are doing part three of the series,
every single loss in Rocket League
equals one shot with Jinxie.
So me and Jinxie are gonna play Rocket League ranked
and every time we lose a game, we have to take a shot.
All right, now, unfortunately, Jinxie's not here in person,
but we're gonna be on Discord taking shots together, okay?
I don't know how every five minutes is kind of crazy.
if we lose, could end up fucking sloshed.
We could, I could end up real fucking sloshed, chat.
But we're gonna be doing that,
we're gonna be doing that tonight,
and then after I am gonna end a little bit early tonight,
because I'm going out to dinner,
and I've got me a reservation at my favorite restaurant.
So I'm gonna be heading on over to dinner tonight.
And then, yeah, but before we get into PO,
Is there anything Pacific that I need to react to?
Anything Pacific I need to react to or not?
Let's skim through reactions real quick.
Part two, son.
Dean the Great got knocked out by you at, no, he did not.
Oh, look at that.
Hey!
Seriously?
Oh, look at that.
Hey!
Hey!
Nice to meet you, brother.
I don't know why you're lying, do you know why I got you on on it?
I don't know why you're lying.
I should meet you though.
Yeah, I just don't, I don't do lying because girls are around and shit.
You definitely don't do that.
Not even on some disrespecting shit, man.
I don't like your attitude, I don't like your fucking channel like you at all.
Yo!
He said, I don't like your attitude and I don't like your tone.
I don't like you at all.
Sit down.
Sit down.
I said, stay there. Are you the baby that will slap me in the video?
I did. I'll slap you, should I shoot him?
No, I'm going to show you the inside of the green hat.
No, I'll put you, I'll make you a little clip.
I'll do that. Seriously?
I'll do that.
All right.
Okay.
Oh my God.
I'm not gonna lie back to back nights two for two is crazy
First one was a slap this one an elbow
This guy's got to go through concussion protocol. Oh
My god, but I don't understand why he keeps talking shit to people
There's more
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo that elbow is crazy chat.
I got to watch this slow motion.
We really got to analyze this.
Seriously?
I don't know where.
Right here.
This is, right here, you can see in his eyes.
He's got a killer look in his eyes, Chad.
He knows he's about to throw his elbow.
Drops the drink, cranks it back.
Bang! I don't even think the drink hit the floor.
I think he connected the elbow before the drink even hit the floor.
Damn!
Oh my god, he picked the drink back up midair.
He off.
He did that.
That's crazy.
That's capital.
There's no possible way he did that shit.
That's some, that's some shit only I could do.
I'm gonna be honest.
92,000 likes is crazy.
Oh my god.
You know, that is insane.
Y'all gotta admit that's insane, bro.
Smacked and then punched.
What?
I don't understand.
Do you guys think these are scripted?
No way, right?
What I don't understand. Do you guys think these are scripted? No way, right? No way, right?
Do you want to go to my graduation party? It's in Erie.
Okay. Jason wishes Lacey a happy birthday.
Here you go.
Happy birthday.
Make a wish, make a wish, make a wish, oh jay.
Happy birthday, what do you think he's wishing for right now?
Don't say fucking tap caps, tap caps!
W Promo!
I want to say, you know, you were a fat piece of shit when I met you, but you've got a
senior and you look better.
You've always been a very understanding person and I appreciate you for being such a understanding
and go find her.
Appreciate that, Jim.
I'll see you soon, bro.
I can't wait actually. I can't wait. I can't wait till I come onto that island. Oh, cat.
Cap? Fate and Demon? Cap? Okay. Okay. Guys, I've been telling, I told you guys from the
moment Jason told me about the idea on the island. I'm sure he's like, I'm on that island.
So when are you going? I don't know when. I don't know when. I got to figure it out.
I got to figure it out. I got to figure it out. Where do I fly into? Flights from LAX
Panama. Panama City? Okay. Uh, March 10th. One way. I'm on that island. I'm not coming
Okay, there's a 9 p.m. Flight tonight. There's a 9 p.m. Flight tonight chat
W. What am I leaking? What am I leaking?
What? Please inform me what I'm leaking right now.
That you're in LA, okay? Okay, on the 18th there's a one at 9 p.m. What about tomorrow?
tomorrow? 11.20, 10.55 a.m. tomorrow for $600.
Hold on a minute now, hold on a minute now.
Yo, why are y'all saying W stream?
No, my timer, guys, everybody sub, everybody sub.
Guys, you have to sub, you have to sub
or else I'm gonna have to end stream.
Please guys, this is my birthday subathon, please.
Guys, please.
You guys all have to sub
or I'm not gonna be able to stream my birthday.
I'm not begging for subs.
Guys, please, there's only 10 seconds left.
Okay, five seconds got added.
Come on, anybody else, let me sub.
Anybody else?
Okay, another five.
Anybody else?
She said she'd be leaving her bathroom.
She ought to meet me out of this car too.
She looking pretty, she looking gorgeous.
We make her laugh, we'll be honest.
She won't flash out the back, give me the best.
I got a man back, don't want to be a man back.
Trying to get sick of you guys, don't matter man.
Just want to get paid, get my arm back.
I'm going to keep it real. It lasted longer than I thought. It that ass lasted 20 minutes.
That's not that bad. No please end. Thank God.
All right, back to reactions before I get into PL.
Chad, do I get on this flight?
10.55 a.m. tomorrow.
Land in Panama at 8.15.
Go seed Jason the next morning.
I drew, look this way, look this way, look this way, me and you, 10, 15, 5, 8, 9, 9,
tomorrow. Land in Panama tomorrow night.
Absolutely. Yes.
I'm not a big deal with the flight.
Yes.
Yes, but the fuck.
I feel like the insurance highly just in case to me.
No.
I was looking at my phone right now.
What, where am I?
What is it?
I don't know.
I didn't call, call, call, call, call, call, call.
Okay.
I don't know.
Oh wait, what, Pam, I don't know what this means.
What is this?
I'll see you soon, Jason.
I'm gonna see you soon, Jason.
Don't worry.
I'm gonna see you soon, Jay.
I'ma see Jason soon, very, very soon, very soon,
be on that island with Jason and me.
I'ma see Jason soon, be on that island with Jason
the fucking idiot, the adjacent idiot
on that fucking island, bro.
Yo, fakeify, thank you so much for the 10 gifted, bruh.
Appreciate the 10 gifted, man, I appreciate you.
Okay, Lacey, you should try length.
I've done that before.
You should do 23 today, maybe.
What is this?
He thinks he has.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Lacey.
Happy birthday to you.
You know what I'm saying?
I wish I, you know what I realize?
Not a lot of people wish me a happy birthday.
Not a lot of people wish me a happy birthday today.
I'm not sure the reason for that.
Not a lot of people wish me happy birthday today.
So I think I have to make it about me
and I think I gotta call people
and make them wish me happy birthday.
Just be honest, not a lot of people
wish me happy birthday today and that's fine,
but the type of person I am, I'm a call
and I'm a farm and I'm a fish for the happy birthday.
I'm not a happy birthday fish.
First person, did wish me happy birthday, stand up.
Can you give me a wet napkin or a wet cloth, please?
Okay, no answer here
So chat what's the method or do I just call people and tell them happy birthday until they realize it's my birthday
Hey, Yana
Hey, I'm streamer right now. I just wanted to call and say happy birthday
Oh, it's not my birthday.
What? It's not?
No.
Where'd you get that information?
Damn, whose birthday is it that I'm forgetting?
What? I thought it was yours.
I thought it was Ron's birthday. Someone said it was his birthday.
No, that's not Ron's.
Okay, I'm sorry. I just wanted to call and say how it was your birthday.
I think it's your birthday.
What?
How are you, birthday boy?
Thank you, Yana. Thank you, Yana.
I appreciate that. You didn't have to call me
and tell me you had a birthday. It's okay.
No, you know what? And I was thinking
maybe I should just call him.
So that's what I did. Also, be expecting your
birthday. That's coming.
You got me a birthday from Canal Street?
Yes, you.
I did.
Thank you, Yana.
Okay, okay, thank you
23
Always said it called me back
Shaps a good method people don't wish me happy birthday. I call them tell them how he was until they wish it to me first
It's a great method. Watch this
Sina answer
I'm not old
I'm streaming right now I just wanted to call hi Emily I wanted to call and wish you a happy
birthday I want to wish you happy birthday Sina. No Lacey, we want to wish you a happy birthday. What? For real? Yeah. And since it's our birthday too, what did you get us? Yeah. Huh? I mean it's our birthday too, so what did you get us? Obviously you're going to get us some subs right? Yeah, I'm going to get you guys subs for your birthday because that's what you should do is definitely gift like 100 subs on someone's birthday right Sina.
Okay, you guys have fun. What are you guys doing right now?
At Disney, okay, I'll see you guys there
Yeah
Okay, I'll see you guys soon. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Bye
Okay chat, okay
Okay, I'm getting some happy birthdays now.
Who else do I call?
Who else do I call?
Mary and Florida, son?
I mean, the method is working.
The method is working.
Ron texted me and wished me a happy birthday.
Rug?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
last night. Hey, Rog! What's up, Bob Streamer right now? I just want to call and wish you a happy birthday, man.
Yo, hey, I was going to wish you a happy birthday. Me? Hold on, hold on, Lacey. Me?
Lacey, it's your birthday. You're turning 23 today. You are the goat. I love you, and I'm very grateful for you, bro.
Thank you so much, I appreciate that man.
I didn't have to call you for you to say that.
You didn't have to answer and say that.
Lacey, Lacey, I was gonna call you later.
That's why, because I'm filming a video right now,
but I'm with a super fan and you want to say hi.
His name is Manuel.
Hey Manuel!
Hi man, happy birthday, how would you have a happy birthday?
Thank you so much Manuel.
Hey, what are you guys doing today?
So, um, so he actually made a viral TikTok,
like how many likes to be in your video.
Oh.
I said a hundred thousand and he hit 1.8 million likes.
So we're spending the whole day,
we're filming it right now,
and we got some surprises.
Wait, you don't scam on you?
You don't scam your fans when they hit the light goals?
No, do you, which is he?
Wait, are you telling me?
Do you, do you, like, know what I'm talking about?
Gotta go, Rog.
Hey, hope you guys have a great video.
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Oh, I thought that was, okay, okay.
You're an asshole.
Call PBM, okay.
Bro, bro, Prince has too much aura, bro.
Prince has way too much aura to answer me, dude.
That's Prince, dude.
Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast definitely knows my birthday, right?
why are y'all saying son mr. Beast so busy he's not answering you son yo dude he doesn't
know you. He doesn't even have your number saved? Rage. Brother, I'm not gonna lie. Rage
is like the last person that I would expect to answer the phone. I think I could call
every contact in my phone and I would bet money on them answering over Rage. Unless
he's live in the chat spam's lacy calling. That's the only way that things will change.
He's not, okay.
Rage.
He's sick?
No.
No, Rage.
Okay, and you gotta pick the phone call
until he's 26 anymore, right?
Literally, he can't even,
Like like fuck a birthday wish maybe a fucking pick up the phone anybody
Case on case on laser FaceTime case on
Yeah, okay, son, what's up, bro? I'm sure right now. I just want to see what's good. Yeah, you were doing
I'm chillin bro, how are you?
You chillin, what you doing right now?
Um, I'm just setting up for a day tonight.
And we're having a couple calls, what's up?
Ooh, what's later tonight?
You got anything special planned?
Yeah, GTA real plan.
Ha, real?
Not yet.
Yeah, that's crazy bro.
Um, yeah, now I was just calling the same what's up,
just checking in with some of the guys,
see what everybody's doing.
Well, so you have no content today?
Yeah, pretty much for the most part.
OK, yeah, I mean, I love when you tell me that,
Cuz I'm like, I don't know, you just have no content. So, okay, so this is the guy that we call next you're probably gonna call Marlon
You're probably gonna call silky probably call like
Let's say you're right my back is on I'll let you
No, no, no. Hey, listen, listen, no.
You know, I love when you call me.
Why don't you come over and stop by at some point?
Last time you came over, we caught a vibe.
Okay, yeah, I'm down.
I'm down to come over some time.
Okay, well, let me know, man, I'm here.
All right, Kason, I'll let you know.
I'm in, I'm in.
I couldn't even fish for a happy birthday.
You could put me in the middle of the ocean
with a fishing pole on a boat,
and I still couldn't even fish for a happy one then.
I'm not balding, fuck you!
Ludwig. FaceTime Ludwig. Starting a FaceTime call to Ludwig.
Call State Farm.
Please tell me what State Farm is going to do. State Farm is going to wish me a happy birthday.
At least you're skinny. Thank you. Thank you
Hi, let's call me at least
Anyone that was born on this day, I generally feel fucking bad for
In all this is just everything's going bad and I like I just didn't know to call us I just want to say like you know fuck you
Just straight up fuck you.
If you fuck who's ever born on this day, try my pizzas up though.
I'm gonna eat this pizza and fuck you.
to you.
Okay, well, the only thing that's going to make this day better is birthday gifts.
Okay, only thing that's gonna make this day better is birthday gifts
So let's see what the chat set me for gifts. All right, Drew. Can we bring the gifts over?
Yeah, there's actually a lot right?
The ones with the chat set only the PO box gives
Alright?
We got a fucking shit down the percolator's throat!
Alright, I'm gonna open this one.
You opened my gift.
I opened this one.
You opened my gift.
Well, I've been being on over and I haven't seen what it was.
Why would he open my gift?
Why would he open my gift?
There's actually a ton. Yo, you guys actually send me stuff for my birthday. Oh my gosh.
You're welcome. We got you. Yo, what's your twitch?
What do you mean? What's my twitch you're watching my stream asking what's my
twitch answer him bro no for serious seriously dude whoever said me bird
diggers thank you guys so much these are all them okay as you guys see wait what
You said no?
Guys, we have another PO box opening today,
but today is a little bit different, all right?
Today is my official 23rd birthday,
and I asked the chat if they had any birthday gifts
to send it to me in my PO box.
If anybody wants to send me anything
from my future PO box, it is pinned in the chat
and linked in this video's description, okay?
These are all the gifts that I got for my birthday!
YES! I LOVE PRESENTS!
YES!
Okay, I'll go on this first. We have a bag?
Okay, we have a bag?
No, it's just Amazon.
Did someone Amazon find me a watermelon?
I'm not going to lie, it's a great gift.
I didn't even know you could Amazon watermelon.
You can Amazon watermelon?
This is a great gift.
You got, hey, whoever Amazon needs for my birthday, thank you because you know watermelon
is my favorite food.
put in the wide-speed watermelon milk.
Stop putting that.
Look, it's a watermelon jack from Amazon Fresh.
OK, thank you, whoever sent that.
I didn't have a name.
It just said too lacy.
But OK, all right.
Next up, we have this one right here.
OK, it just says lacy all around it.
The name on the label is not here.
That's why I opened it, because I was just confused.
So there's no name on the label.
I show speed is the master of speed and stability.
Wait, am I leaking this?
Why not supposed to be showing this?
Wait, speed sent me a birthday present?
No shot!
No shot!
Speed sent me a birthday present!
What is it?
Wait, what is it?
How do I open it?
Beats is proud to present the Master of Speed and Stability, a short film starring I Show
speed. Find out December 12. Oh. I just leaked the data. Oh. No, surely I'm a lot. Why would
Why else would they send it to me?
What's in here though?
No way I got beats.
Oh!
Yo!
What the fuck?
Oh my gosh, we...
These are tough.
Thank you, bro.
And then I got this, too.
I don't know what this is.
Okay.
A little poster.
A little poster and then there's one more piece of paper in here.
do not open until November 2026.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, hey, shut up,
Speed though shout out speed for sending me to new beats dude. Appreciate you speed. Thank you, man. Thank you
W speed in the chat
I'm definitely gonna use these I'm definitely gonna use these I promise I actually will these are very these look like very very nice quality
Headphones little headphones chargers in the back very nice. Thank you so much. Thank you. Okay next
Yes.
Too lacy from Dye's Knox.
Okay, Dye's Knox.
We got
a short survival kid.
When it hits the fan, did you fart and a little bit came out?
We've got you covered.
It's a complete kit that includes oopsie poopsie disposable undies, clean booty wipes.
could have used this last night. Alright, so it comes with a pin that says I
survived a shark attack, a little pack of tissues, disposable underwear, and
and short wipes.
Thank you so much for the gift, guys,
and I appreciate the gift so much.
Oh, wait, I think there's something else in here too.
Hold on.
Wait, I think there's something else in here too.
Oh, there's a book, a 10,000 dick piece.
You're not bad there.
Holy shit.
Thank you for the 10,000 dick pics book.
Literally thousands and thousands of pictures of dicks.
Thank you, guys, Knox.
I appreciate the gifts.
I appreciate all the dick pics you sent me in my PO box, bro.
Thank you, dude.
Okay.
Once again, the label is just scratched off.
You know what it is?
Because it was wet.
Because it rained.
Look, the labels are soggy.
So I don't even know who this is from.
Well, no, outside.
Oh, it's in the keyway box.
Unless you got a light coming in.
Because you got a muck coming in.
What is this? You're a spad. Fuck you.
Okay?
What the fuck is this?
it on.
Yo, it's a shark costume, okay? How do you put it on though?
Why is it a 3XL?
I put my body through the mouth.
It's perfect to your size.
So you guys think I'm a 3 XL?
Yo, did you guys send me any actual cool gifts?
I'm not going to lie, this is kind of cool.
This is actually cool.
This is cool.
Wait, I need my hood up.
Wait, I need my hood up.
Hold on.
It's too big!
Holy fuck, that's a big shark.
Okay, thank you for the shark costume, dude, I appreciate you so much, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay, there's some other things in here.
men's cosplay sexy underwear police costume lingerie
It's for Drew?
Okay, Lace, I ordered that for Drew.
No, what are y'all ordering me?
Put it on.
It's used.
Listen, I'm not taking my clothes off, but I will put it on over my pants now.
Just out of respect for the PO, and I appreciate y'all for sending me stuff, even though this
he's probably one of the weirdest things I've ever gotten in my life. I will put this one on.
Yo, you guys are fucking weird, bro.
Yo, you guys are genuinely weird, dude.
You guys are weird.
What are you sending?
And why did you ask me to turn around?
I'm just going to say, it looks crazy.
It looks crazy how you got it.
I appreciate the freaky ass costume.
All right, and the last thing that this person sent,
I don't know what it says.
it's my birthday sign my shirt okay this is pretty cool it could be worse you
could have sent me a thong and chains and a whip so I could dress like this
Oh wait, you fucking dig bro, you did
Thank you so much for this bro. I really appreciate it. I really do appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you so much man
Thank you for all the gifts. Okay. All right
This is from Jeremy to Lacey P. Oh walks
So, do y'all think that I have a shitting problem?
Why have I gotten a short wipe pack and dude wipes?
I will say though, this is a great gift.
This right here is a great gift.
Dude wipes come in clutch, bro.
You put a little dude wipe on your toilet, wipe it, wipe your ass because it's a super
clean wipe.
So Jeremy, thank you so much for the dude wipes dude, I actually do appreciate these.
These come in clutch, facts, thank you Jeremy for the dude wipes, that's actually a W-Dick,
that's a W-Dick.
All right.
We have an Amazon Prime box.
Why are you laughing?
Why do I see someone kekling already?
Organic crimson watermelon seeds and a brown box.
What is this?
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Cookies, popcorn,
Cookies, popcorn, talkies, candy, airheads, self-order, self-PO, self-gift, yo, airhead
for my birthday, not a mad shot at all.
That ass got so excited.
Wait, can you plant those seeds?
I don't know.
It says digital grow guide.
BOOCHATTY!
With the hundred gifted subs!
Buczagi, thank you so much for a hundred fucking gifted, man, I love you, bro, thank you.
W. Buczagi in the chat.
Chat.
Why, Mellon Seeds?
Can I grow a watermelon in L.A.?
Can you do that?
This is a great gift.
This is dead ass a great gift bro, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Alright.
We have a few left.
Okay?
Yo, low key?
Y'all have dead ass been sending some great gifts so far.
This says too lacy, okay?
It's just a brown duct tape box.
There's a note?
Hold on, there's a note?
Kill yourself.
Is it not crazy?
Oh my birthday?
Okay.
I think you do so much work.
OK, next year?
Next year, I guess?
This is from Saba. From Saba. Okay, a little birthday gift.
I need some clothes.
Okay, some jeans.
Some black jeans.
I love you, do you need some black jeans?
These are a 37, this might be a little too big.
But it's okay.
These are actually pretty cool.
These are actually nice.
Is it first down the side?
I fuck with these.
I actually fuck with these.
Look, Chad, they're pretty solid.
These are pretty solid.
Thank you, Saba, thank you.
All right.
Okay, you guys are just mean in my PO, y'all just send me mean stuff.
Burger house Legos McDonald's.
Oh, my Donald's.
Nice.
I can make a my Donald.
My Donald.
Okay, thank you for the, uh, these aren't even LEGOs. What is this? Knock off this...
This is from TJR Khaleesi.
TJR sent me a gift? Holy fuck, what if it's a watch?
What if it's a watch or a car?
Wait, I'm gonna get it again?
Oh, I got it!
Oh, shit!
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Yo, not every clothing brand is for that chat.
Oh, these are called.
Made with conviction.
Not cuffed.
Okay, I fuck with these. I fuck with these.
I'll put these over here.
Alright, we got some sweatbids.
Hold up.
Okay?
Oh, these are fire!
These are tough!
Those are tough.
Yo, I got a San T.J.R. Tap-Caps!
Odd?
Marlin got stabbed? No, he did not.
Okay, these are different colorway.
I really like stuff with like gems and stuff on the side.
See how these are a little bedazzled?
I like those.
I like those.
I really like bedazzled stuff.
OK.
This one looks a little big here, this one looks a little big here, okay, fire, and I
think it's just a t-shirt of that, yeah, a couple t-shirts. WTJR to chat, alright, we
We have our last two gifts.
This is another prime to Lacy.
All right.
Who else would it be to?
What?
Who else would it be sent out to?
Me?
OK.
$25 McDonald's gift card? Okay. That's actually a great fucking gift. $25 McDonald's gift
Take it, yes.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Am I tripping?
How do you guys see six seven in here?
I see it.
How?
Don't flip it.
Six, seven.
Oh, that's cool. Come on, that's cool.
You're 23, by the way, all right.
What is this?
Okay, it feels like another blanket.
What is it
What is it? Oh, it's a tortilla blanket. Hey JD. You said this
Hey, W JD the chapter fucking tortilla blanket man. Hey, okay
Okay, we got some pretty cool stuff. Thank you guys for the gifts. Thank you guys for the gifts, bro. All right
Well, yeah, I know
Who sent me a treadmill for my birthday?
It's the thought that counts, bro.
Thank you so much for sending me a treadmill for my birthday dude, thank you so much, I appreciate you a lot.
I really do appreciate you a lot.
Okay, so let's recap this real quick.
You're saying you've pressed it out.
Alright, you want to set it up Drew? You want to set it up? You want to set it up?
Go ahead. No, set it up Drew, set it up.
So let me recap this real quick. Let me get a quick little rundown real quick here, Chad.
I got a rope that told me to kill myself um that's funny I got I got three
XL clothes I got a police role-play lingerie outfit I got a book full of dick
the pigs. I got a treadmill. Thank you guys so much for all the
birthday gifts bar really do appreciate auto birthday this man thank you guys so
much it means it truly does mean a lot you know you guys said me gifts even if
they were a thousand dick pics Darla's gifts I don't even think Darla's here
No, she's here.
No, I'm not putting on the police.
I'm not putting this on a role-playing with Darla, bro.
What do you guys think this is?
So this is my P.O. box.
Right here.
This is my P.O. box.
I'm going to put it under my desk, not putting it under my desk, but putting it under my
desk.
W gift.
Who are the chat over here trying to know?
I don't think these batteries know about this or not.
No batteries?
No.
No batteries?
No.
I don't think we got that.
Me.
Wait.
So how much money does this try to know cost?
I used to know it.
DALLA!
Hold on.
Dory, I saved your dad.
No, bro.
I'm not trying to go to treadmill.
No, bro.
You must be sure to work.
Be grateful.
You're spending expensive treadmill.
This costs $300?
Yo, Drew might be a sped here. I just want some straw. I'm going to put two batteries in.
Yo, why is it not turning on?
Oh, wait.
Yo, who ordered me this?
Start walking, bro.
Yo, can you not, did anybody give me real gifts
instead of a fucking shred meal
and a rope told me to kill myself?
Yo, drew it, drew it.
This weak ass treadmill doesn't go faster
than four miles per hour.
This weak ass shit.
Stop it, stop it.
Stop it.
I don't wanna be on here anymore, bro.
Bro, it's my birthday, I don't wanna work out
on my birthday!
You want to come and set it up?
You want to put cocoa on the treadmill?
Great idea.
All right.
Both both sides.
Did you shoot I got?
Yeah.
A lot of cool stuff, right?
Come here, come here.
What is this?
That, so that, we're going to use that later, OK?
It's this.
Oh, my god.
You ordered that for yourself.
No, I did not order this for myself.
You did not.
I'm not ordering that for myself.
I did not order this for myself.
No, I did not.
This is what it looks like from the back.
I'm not putting it on. No, I'm not putting a leather thong on.
What is this?
Well, that's a book of a thousand dick pics.
Did you look?
No.
Do I look like the other guy that would get a book that says a thousand dick pics and open it up and scroll through it?
No, I would not do that.
Yes, you do.
No, I would not do that.
No.
Chad, I did not do that.
Yes, he did.
You deadass looked.
No, I did not.
You looked at it for five minutes.
Look at Coco Chat.
Aw, hey, you got a note.
Yeah, with a note that said, kill yourself.
At least I got a watermelon.
Aw, he's a snack.
Did get snacks I did not send snacks to myself for the chat lines
I got a watermelon
And watermelon seeds to plant a book and trees
And I got a McDonald's
Okay, you want my gifts? Hi chat. Which one do you want first?
Uh, you tell me. I don't know, Dale.
Where's Russell, Drew?
Who's that?
Okay, you want Drew's gift, Drew?
You got me a gift, Drew?
Before you open this gift, do not fuck it up because I have to return it because you lied to me.
What do you mean?
Just open it and then I'll explain, bro.
You got me Balenci, Drew?
He lied to me.
You got me Balenci?
Yes, I got you Balenci.
Oh!
Good, just actually be careful with it, because I have to return it.
That's why you wouldn't let me buy a bell on Valentine's Day.
Hold on!
I don't get it.
You told me you were waist size 32.
Yeah, 32.
So this is, do you want to try this on?
It doesn't even fit me.
You need, if you're a waist size 32, you need to.
I upped it, I upped it, it doesn't fit me.
You have a Balenci size there, a lot.
I did the math.
Wait, this doesn't even fit you?
It like, it fits me, but like I have to like suck him.
See?
But I have another one on the way,
but I have to return that one.
But,
but that's your gift.
Thank you bro, this is a sick gift, I needed a belt.
Yo, I was dead ass on Valentine's Day chat in Valenci in OC
and I was about to buy a belt
and Darla kept telling me, no, you can't.
I thought she got me one, but Drew got me one.
Oh.
I do like that one, cause it's just like,
it's just like basic.
No, there's belt of stuff for wearing.
It'll just be the beads like that.
It'll go go with some of my pants.
Thank you, bro, appreciate you, man.
Love you, Drew, in the chat, dude.
Wait, but why doesn't it fit?
I don't know, but I got the size up,
so hopefully that fits you, right?
I'm not like almost
W drew in a chat man W drew W drew
You're just fat yo dude. No Drew said it didn't even fit him
Thank you, bro. I finally have a belt chat. What is Drew's chain?
are you wearing a six seven chain stable and m3 what's up what's up what's up what's
up what's up what's up I'm opening birthday gifts right now yeah I'm opening birthday
What's your day guess right now?
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Chad, I'm telling you right now, this girl right here is the worst at keeping secrets for gifts she gets.
She tried to tell me the gifts that she got me like a week ago and I was like, you know, I don't want to know.
I want to be surprised.
She like tries to like tell me, she's like so excited about the gift that she's like wants to tell me what it is.
it is and I'm like no I don't want to know I want to find out on my birthday
um thanks for the five gifted wait is it official raise hold on
beat up with the 10,000 bitch happy birthday thank you beat up thank you
bro thank you unofficial was good was good was good was good was good was good
Okay, I'm ready.
Beedog's my mom.
Beedog?
I've known Beedog for a long time.
Beedog's my mom.
Beedog's a goat.
Okay.
Do you want the card?
You can, you can.
No, I want to open the card.
You can't read it out loud.
Why?
Because, no, you can't read it out loud.
No, just read it.
Why can't I read it out loud?
No, no, no, no.
Don't.
You, that's for real.
Can I read it out loud without you in here?
No.
Okay.
No.
No chat.
Oh yeah, I put that in there.
We got that at a long time ago.
No, it's not like that.
It's just like, that's like private.
Cause it's a lot of...
You wrote a fucking book.
A book?
Cringe, okay.
It actually really keeps, like,
it's kinda, it's so cute.
No, I'm not. I was talking about Cocoa too early.
Guys, Drew loves Cocoa so much.
Yeah, there's something in there.
Thank you.
I'm not crying. I'm not crying, bro.
Are you crying?
No, I'm not crying.
Did y'all see that?
My hand's wet now.
Okay, here.
First one.
You know what it is.
This one?
Did you wrap them all in...
This is a Balenciaga ribbon?
Yeah, but I wrapped them like I rewrapped them.
Yo look at a Spider-Man sticker check! Come on tell me that's not tough!
Ha ha ha ha! Hold up!
I see the gray box.
Grown man excited about a Spider-Man sticker.
They're like spider-man.
Lencedita!
Hold on!
You know what it is.
Oh, I do know what it is.
Cutie Ice Cream, thank you for the five gift day.
I love it.
I think it's the best.
This is what you snuck off in.
I told you I wanted this.
Yo, Chateau Bracelet.
Hold on.
I saw this at Valencia and I was like I want this wait how do I
I do lose all my reasons, but thank you
Yeah, I said I wanted this and she like Swiss being suspicious at Valenci and you told me you bought earrings
Did you even get earrings?
She didn't even get earrings, no. Yo, this is tough
Now I don't have a naked right next
Spit the gum Darla for the love of God
I know, I'm like chewing it so loud, I'm sorry.
Yacht is tough!
I fuck with this!
Finally.
Thank you.
Sorry guys.
This is sick, thank you.
Okay.
This one is actually really funny.
You talk about it all the time.
It's from Balenciaga, I wonder if you're chatting necessarily.
I talk about it all the time?
And it's the stupidest thing ever in my opinion.
But just, just don't forget it's one of two things, it's either, it's either a bag of
chips, or it's, it's just, just don't want to, don't want to, don't want to, don't know,
underwear.
What?
It's for my passport.
It's one of the two.
for my passport. It's one of the two.
Hold.
I hope you like it.
This is how I want it.
It's a Balenci passport holder.
Oh my gosh.
Yes!
No more broke boys.
I'm gonna walk around with a naked passport, chat.
I got a passport holder now, bro.
I left all my day ones in Erie
and now I don't even walk around with a naked passport.
Facts.
Look at that.
Balenciaga passport.
And it's bright so it matches you.
It matches my wallet.
And your best friend, right?
Yeah.
Oh my, chat y'all know every time I go to Balenci,
I look at this and I'm like,
Should I get it?
Should I get it?
And now I actually have a passport holder.
Wait, I don't know how it works.
I just put my passport in here.
Right here.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get a house key.
Okay.
There's more?
Yeah.
This one?
Drew helped me with a little bit.
Where'd he go?
But, y'all auntie shut up, you mod for free for 10 hours.
Was that what I did?
I say Louie.
Holy shit!
You really might have to give me this many gifts.
Go! There's more. There's more.
I got a square of you.
I love gifting chat.
If anyone in chat's birthday is coming out, I got y'all.
What is this?
Drew, this is basically from the end, Drew.
Oh my god.
This is basically from the ender.
Oh my gosh.
Wait.
Is this from my colognes?
Yeah.
Yo.
Oh my god, it's a travel bag from my colognes.
Yeah, because your drape one leaked all over.
Yo.
Oh, this is sick.
I liked it a lot.
There was no other colors, but I liked that one.
It's a weed bag.
A what?
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Say thank you to Drew.
Thank you, Drew.
It's gay.
This is not gay, bro.
You guys don't understand,
I'm not walking around carrying like a purse.
I put all my colognes in here
and then I put it in my suitcase
and I have an LV cologne bag.
This is tough.
No proof bag for TSA.
Wait, is this no proof?
Hi baby.
I don't know, so I can put a weeding in here and carry it.
Mm-hmm, go for it.
Girl man with colognes.
Like, what do you mean, girl man with cologne?
So it's bad to wear a cologne now.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
This is amazing.
Holy shit.
This one I had to wear.
This is not crazy that I like it.
These are so many gifts.
All new gifts.
They love seeing grown ass men.
You're wrong, man.
Okay, it's more than that, but this would be good.
I'd see somebody put it.
But you'll see, you'll see the theme,
you'll see the theme when we're trying to get up, okay?
That was the one I was saying you drew.
I like it, if you don't like it, you could return it, but.
Oh my God, it's fucking Spider-Man!
Yo!
I like it, and I like to kiss a lot, so.
It's Spidey!
Oh ho ho ho ho!
Grown man like Spider-Man, you're actually a child.
Yo, I'm allowed to like Spider-Man, bro!
Oh my gosh.
I like it.
I do, I do.
Well, that's why I asked you a side, and you said an extra large, so I got you an extra large.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh my god, I got Spidey, dude! Thank you for all the gifts.
You're welcome.
You have one more.
Huh?
You have one more.
And this one is actually my favorite gift.
You need to analyze a lot about it, but...
I'm not kissing her on the screen, Chad. No, you have the gooners.
Oh, sure.
Now I'm gonna have a lipstick! Now I'm gonna have a lipstick!
Ah!
Car.
A W car.
Yeah, it's a car.
Yes, so actually that's...
I got one in FDJ.
Um...
That is black.
Let's go see how the skills go.
I would do...
I would think it would have gotten you like a little...
I don't see it in no way, I guess.
Okay.
Wait, is it on here now?
I think so.
Rum's did its job then.
Is it on here, Jack?
Yeah, Rum's not really on here.
Wait, Rum is the gambler?
No.
They're saying yes.
OK, I saw this back here now.
I don't know what this is.
Bro, it's so cool.
You'll get the theme.
You'll get it.
This, you've talked about it on the bottom.
She was like, honestly, there, I'm like,
I don't think it was possible for us to be in here
and not fly, you know.
There's no way.
So, open it.
If you're the chief, but...
Someone's in here, it doesn't get heavy.
It's Mar- it's Marley.
Marley's in here?
Really?
Come on.
Oh, oh, shit!
Oh my god!
Yo!
No way!
Are lights I swear on these actually?
Yo!
What?
See, like this?
Come with the ball to everything.
Oh my god.
yo this is sick oh my god spider-man limited edition life-size replica oh my
Oh my God, so my collection is going crazy!
Yes, thank you.
Thank you, dear Russell.
Aww, I'm glad you're here.
Aww, thank you.
That was good.
Russell, I'm here.
It's taller than you.
That's an actual life-size spider-mated bro.
Why are you like, zesty with it?
How am I, I'm doing exactly what he's doing.
No, but he looks cool.
This is insane.
I was gonna say that one.
You have another dip?
Yeah, I actually do too. One sec, I forgot.
Oh my gosh, that's a big, big, big, big cat right here.
Okay, okay, sorry, I love this food.
And go bye bye, maybe you can just try that part, okay?
Okay, here is all this, but look at how cute it is.
Charity poses on snap, but darling knows I don't like cake.
So if you got me chocolate covered,
custom spider-man strawberries,
tell me this is not the sickest thing
you guys have ever seen in your entire life.
I don't care how old you are,
I don't care if you're 25, 30, 40,
This is the coolest thing I've ever.
Spider-man strawberries!
Should I do a taste test and make sure I do a taste test?
You wanna do a taste test too, Joe?
Go ahead.
Good?
Mm-hmm.
Good.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You excited?
Good.
Oh my God, fuck.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I don't want more.
Your last gift? Is it on there now?
Yeah, I'll put it in there.
I need to put this somewhere in the meantime.
I've drawn with a 50 gifted!
Thank you for a big 50!
Now, I will give credit to your mods.
This is for me and your mods.
Did they help you?
So, W. Love, you're not in the chat.
Not snowy, though.
I meant not antsy, those things.
What could these be?
Hey, go ahead.
I have holy chef magic.
I have a looper.
What could these be?
You gonna be doing a thong pick?
I should have done that.
No, son!
Oh my god, I've signed Justin Jefferson jersey!
What?!
Yo!
Oh my God!
Look!
He's right there!
Whoa!
This is crazy!
Look, that even has a catch down.
He has one here to catch down there.
No way!
I have so many jerseys now.
I'm gonna have to find some where we move when we get to the new house.
Yo, this is crazy.
This is really nice.
Chad, look at these.
The glare's kinda...
It's so cool.
Is that because you're older?
Yeah, it might be a little bigger.
It looks bigger.
This is insane.
For what?
Aw, I think he's crying.
He's not happy.
I'm going to cry.
I got whatever to hear from him.
Aw.
You've got so many happy things.
You like it? You're welcome. Happy birthday.
You got so much.
What is it, Jack?
Stop saying you're healed, bruh.
Oh
Ding dong ding dong for a five gifted Nicholas D. Brown with the five gifted impactor out the 50 gifted
You're old now. I'm not old. Hey waiter with the five gifted. Shout out my old. You're right there with me though.
You're not. I'm twenty three.
I'm walking here old.
Are they good?
I'm okay.
I was looking for a LeBron one I was looking for. It was really hard to find.
Air Burnback, thanks for the 10 gifted, thank you.
But...
Oh no, you didn't weigh too much.
No, there's not much at all.
No, not too much.
You always spoil everyone else in there.
You're in crazy software, so I had to be so...
Crazy software, yeah.
And, uh...
Grown ass name breathing.
Like what do you mean grown as me if you want me to die you know it's not breathing and die
This is just crazy
The spider-man is so sweet look in back there just slinging webs in the chat
Tell me that's not the coolest. She doesn't have ever seen your life
He's just he's just swinging webs around
like everything is banned in the chat.
Snow, did I see a W Snowy?
W Snowy.
Fuck Snowy.
Oh, brother.
Fucking W Snowys in 2026.
I think it was Snowy before it came out.
I don't know.
But, all right.
Do you like that?
Yes.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
No, cause I can't, wait,
Is it waterproof?
Yeah, it's got to be your sister, right?
That guy's direction.
Do we not look like siblings at all?
Yeah, guys, this right here is my sister.
I've never shown her on stream before,
but this is my sister, my mom,
they birthed her a couple of years after me.
Yeah, this is my sister, you guys.
He likes kissing his sister.
My sister, right here, you guys.
You go up into the bed, I'll be up in a little bit.
Why are y'all saying what W sister W click yeah it's not roleplay chat
all right chat now we have to go on a mission we have to go IRL to the
alcohol liquor store we got to go to the liquor store chat because we have to
get alcohol for the stream of jinxing a little bit I could do that I could do that
that's spider-man looks insane wait you moved the spider-man to the locker like
We're the lot like like like right there or is it heavy? I don't want to break
You have silky's bottle. Yeah, I don't want to drink that I don't want to drink silky's bottle
That's like a collectible bottle style bottle chat, that's not that's not an actual bottle
Oh, hey in my mind
Check the pantry. No, I'm gonna be honest
We still have two hours and I have nothing planned for the next two hours
So we might as well just go get a bottle of liquor at the liquor store kill some time not about shout it off
I'm not going to the weed store guys. I don't smoke weed though
I don't smoke weed.
The Bruce dissing you.
Don't wait Bruce's dissing Lacey again in his first stream of the last two weeks.
Again man, holy shits!
Fuck, Mariah, what am I gonna do for the fourth time this month?
Shit!
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do, girl?
only guess I'm a fat view-bottom cuckoo fuck eighth time I heard that this month
damn bro fuck
well I don't care I don't care
anyways Drew can we help
Drew!
A dap said, you're a fat piece of shit.
Oh my gosh, and Julia.
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
Chad, would you all actually wanna watch me with this on?
Your shoulder.
Wait, little triple T, wait what is this?
What are you sending me bro?
Wait can you, yo wait I have a question chat, is Brainrot?
Is brain copywriting, like is tongue tongue tongue, is that a, is that like a copyrighted
character?
Like how Mickey Mouse is and how like a Spider-Man is?
No?
Okay.
What about, what about John Pork?
Like what if what if I wanted to make a John pork cap cap like could I get a
could can I get in trouble for that or soon
Okay.
Okay.
What?
Okay.
What?
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Who's the guy that took these pictures?
Check the bidding on eBay?
I'm not going to lie, I took it down.
Why, what was it at?
The same thing, but the child was all saying it was fake, so I just took it out.
Alright, shall we go to the, wait did you bring my passport down or no?
Passport down or no.
Ah, no, I won't go get it.
Chat, y'all have a Valenciaga passport holder?
Chat, do y'all have a Valenciaga passport holder?
Do you?
Yes, actually. Who doesn't? Mine's black.
I was going to give you the black rhinestone one, but they didn't have it.
The what?
The black rhinestone.
Rhinestone. I never heard of that. Newfoundlestone coming out.
Yo, John, thank you for the happy birthday wish, man. Also, Chad, I want to tell you all right now.
I actually got myself a birthday gift as well.
I ordered myself a birthday gift. I got myself a new chain
Okay, I spent a little over 30,000 on it and it's gonna be it's getting made right now
And it should be done within the next like
I'd say couple hopefully weaker to but I
Did buy myself a new chain. I did buy myself a new chain
It's it's very it's unique. No one I could promise no one has the chain that I'm then I have
How does this passport work?
You just go like this
Way make sure you don't make it
You're so rich you disgust me it's not a thug's chain. It's not a thug's chain
Not a little ageing. I'm just telling y'all I'm getting my jeweler is making the chain right now
It's gonna look sick, okay, and I'm gonna reveal it on stream in a couple weeks
No stop sending me a fucking tongue tongue tongue
Did it work or no my past works a little old I know
There we go.
Is my passport too fucked up for it?
It's not an iced out fork chain.
Bro, stop trying to guess.
23 year old holyunk.
Kinda tough.
Yo, hey, how you doing?
What's your name?
My name's Nick.
Airport security here.
Could you please see your passport?
Yeah, hold on, give me one second.
Oh, airport security doesn't go as well.
Why are you guys saying, uh,
L boyfriend didn't even get a single gift
for your girlfriend?
Oh, that's a retweet chat, that's a retweet.
It's really, look up.
Okay, chat.
So this is gonna be a day where y'all try to rage bait me
because I'm not gonna try,
I'm not trying to get rage baited when I'm drunk.
What is that?
Holy fuck, is it a tacab balloon?
You guys just want me to sell everything?
You should tap on the screen.
They're good.
Come on.
They're already done?
They're already done.
Do you want it?
I'm going to check it out.
Look at this, bro.
This is the coolest shit ever.
And then look at this, I have a jettison jersey.
I'll call it a 6-1.
That's 5-8.
What?
The next one.
Oh, God, it's 5-8.
No, it's not.
That's what it said on the email list.
You can't understand it.
The stand is valued at each other's ground.
It's not even an inch.
It's not even an inch.
Stan, he's got even an H off the ground, a piece of H.
It's not even an H.
But you know what I mean?
I have no shoes on, doesn't count.
Neither does he.
I'm taller than him, though.
Look.
I'm like, what's your point?
I'm spinning.
I don't know how tall it is.
It's probably five.
I want to see five, six foot tall things.
No, it's not.
I'm taller than him.
Short as boy, five, five confirmed.
That's cap.
It's a cat.
Are you taking your car?
Uh, no, I probably did the golf cart.
The golf cart?
Yeah.
Are you about to get distracted at the bottom of the wall?
I don't think we're taking anything unless Edward moved his car.
Edward too?
Yeah, he's parked in the center of both drivers.
The nearest liquor store is super close. Six minute drive.
So you're telling me I can't move my golf country?
Wait, Edward!
Edward!
Can you move your car real quick?
Wait, where's Edward at?
I swear, there's something...
Come here.
Come here.
I'll talk.
Down low.
Ooh, what are you eating on?
I got hungry, I got food hungry. What's that good?
I got a good liquor.
What about the bottles in your collection?
I don't want to drink here. I don't want to collect them.
I really don't want to open it. It's a Chinese New Year.
Imagine I look back on that 20 years from now,
and it's like, yo, I got this from the 2026 Chinese New Year.
And I'm so excited for you.
That's why I want to go back on you.
So you're actually about to go to the liquor store right now,
and you're going to drink tonight?
I'm playing drunk rock at League of Jinxie.
I was wondering, there's one thing I didn't get from my birthday yet, and I know you're
just a good guy, so I was wondering if you could turn around and bend that ass over.
Well, can we have one regular compensation even on your birthday, what do you mean turn
around and bend over a rope with a foot. Is this a Lacy Party? What the fuck? Can't we
just do regular shit like a row hug? Why do I have to be fucking asking like, what are
you holding, mom?
Dude, that's a back scratcher. That's for scratching.
It's a back scratcher?
Yes. Other way.
What do you mean?
This way. This way. This way. This is the scratching part, I think, right?
I'm sure it's like more of a pattern to stake.
No, bro.
Because that's what you want to do with it, bro.
Because this is a lazy party now all of a sudden.
It's a shoe wall for shoes.
Oh.
It's a shoe wall?
So I'm done.
And we bought that from someone.
And he's a shoe wall.
So I'm done.
I want this to stake with it.
Oh, no, bro.
You can spank you with that, bro.
Oh.
All right, Edward.
I like it.
Wait.
Is his car where?
Wait, Edward.
Could you move your car?
I think you're blocking both driveways, yeah.
I got a shot in the movie.
You did it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Wait, no, it's in Marlin's right now.
Come here.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm here.
Holy shit.
What happened to Marlin?
It'll hurt.
It's okay.
I'm trying to let him free.
I'm trying to let him free.
Should we open a window?
What are you trying to get out?
Open a window.
Open a window.
Bernie, come here!
Go back!
Bernie, be free!
He keeps running into windows.
He's already tired.
Bernie!
Oh my God.
He's gonna get hurt.
Oh my God.
He's going to get hurt.
Oh my God.
Did you just have a heart attack?
I haven't opened it.
What's that?
It's a deer!
He left!
He left! We did it!
You know what's crazy?
He's been here since yesterday because
he was in your room yesterday.
Oh, relax, Drew. He's not retarded. Birds are blind.
They're what?
All the birds.
You want a bird and you want an ostrich and you want a pig and you want to what is the
other one?
A tree chiller.
And that, no, he says that yesterday. Eguana?
Iguana no the thing that I pat on my ass
There's cocoa it's so crazy how predictable you guys are
Wow, I think darling might need to move to I lost you didn't even squeeze no, I can definitely squeeze it right yeah
You taking the software?
Yep.
Oh yeah, you got this.
I do?
Yeah.
Please take the software.
I'm not sure if it's like a poop out here or anything.
It's not as good as poop.
Right.
Come.
I got this, I got this.
Just go straight, just go straight.
Wait.
What the fuck do you mean?
go straight what do you mean just go straight what do you mean just go
straight I was looking on this side I guess you didn't see the big-ass wall
right here I was looking bad that's your fault bro I should go straight back
I can start turning.
Why not?
Oh god, that's your fault.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
Wait, how did you get here?
Because it actually bent.
Are you ready?
Wait, they're saying lift it up.
You know when it's in a way when you see it, I've never really shown this side of you before.
Alright, go.
What are you doing? Are you picking it up from here and trying to lift it?
We could actually think we could lift it up and turn it this way.
Okay, have her hold the camera.
Edward, you want to come on me a little bit?
Hey, I don't think...
Yo.
We're sorry, I forgot to turn on the camera.
No way.
Okay.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
I'm a genius.
Yes you are.
Marlin.
How is Marlin going to help me now?
Yo, I'm going to get a bucket and see what happens.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
It's going to break.
It's going to break.
It's about to break.
Like, no, no, no.
Because the wheel is like this.
Oh, I see, I see.
Wait, see if it's like that.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no.
Keep it tilted.
Turn it like that.
Yep.
You're good.
Wait, you're chilling.
You're good.
Not real.
Let's go to the other side and start.
No, no, no.
Oh, okay. That's a lot easier than I thought.
Alright, I'll just sit here and try.
I'm not gonna need you to come out and get me the drone.
You're trying to get me?
I'm not a fan of you.
No!
What the hell is this shit?
I love you, sir.
Fucking asshole.
What?
That's not proper over, bro.
Wait, you want to sit on that side or are you going to do it again?
The car is starting rolling down the hill.
The hill is jet-tree, so I'm going to bad-drive first.
I guess the gate's normal to be open like that.
I'm going to pull a Jensen, hold on a second, I must go to the backpack.
Now run Drew over next, kill that boy.
I'm going to hit the book.
I'm not going to hit the book.
I know what I'm doing darling.
Oh that's extra.
Uh huh, so that's what I'm trying to do.
Go ahead.
Oh, so, uh, something's trying to...
Go ahead.
Oh, it's still off.
Just don't move.
Shut her back.
You have your ID for your...
I got my Balenciaga... Do I have my ID, you said?
Yeah.
Got my Balenciaga passport over here.
Wow, look at that thing.
You're my beautiful girlfriend.
Thanks.
Now, let me take off.
I'm gonna stand right now, and this goes to both of you.
No backseat driving.
No tell me what to do, no say it out, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no, he's the worst driver known to me in time.
We almost got like 20 car crashes on Valentine's Day.
I guess I'm a bad driver.
He's just scrolling through the screen about it.
Just a bad driver?
Like what?
It's called the reverse tactic method.
Raise your rolls.
Boy, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.
Cots scrolling through Twitter-com while driving.
Not true.
Back up the reverse tactics here.
And your body hit the fricking old body.
Just a little trash can.
Just don't hit my car, please.
Can you put this up?
Put the thing up. It's all windy.
I'll try it out.
It's really windy.
What is the power of this thing?
It doesn't page it.
I'll put it up.
Oh wow, there's traffic right now.
We're all late, might have to go around it.
I think it's gonna be a $300 gift card this morning.
A $300?
My mom got me a $300 gift card.
It'll be a mom.
It'll be a mom, it's happening.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! All that chirping back there, you're not a birdie, okay?
Oh, remember who's in charge of the wheel? Remember who could end all our lives right
down.
Battery check? We're gonna check.
I never get a new golf cart.
I charged it the other night, we're good.
I think I'm definitely going to get a new golf cart in the summer.
We're staying in Seapo. We're still both home.
It's on.
Not kept. Not kept at all. Not kept at all.
Play a little song chat, y'all have heard this one right here?
Uh, y'all have heard this?
Yo, yo, what, Lacey Rose?
What, what do you want, Lacey Rose?
Hello?
Yo, Lacey Rose.
Hello?
Hey, I appreciate that man.
Thank you for the birthday wishes.
Thank you, Thug Dan.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I still need you.
Alright then, I stay in school, alright kid?
I'll see you in the chat.
Sure.
Alright.
Can you have my phone?
Yeah, give me my phone.
T.
Right side.
T.T.
Two-turn baby.
Can you tell me?
One more.
What is this?
This is the piece my granny she got hit by her way of smoking
Come on, come on, come on
This is the piece my granny she got hit by her way of smoking
Yeah, I think about it every time I hit the hooker
I love you, I love you, I love you
Where did you bring us?
It's supposed to be a liquor store in here somewhere.
The presence seems to be open any more.
Uh, chat?
Chat doesn't seem to be open any more.
Uh, hold on, I need to make a right-hand bus, alright?
You want the left? Quick, ready?
How you doing?
Let's put it online in the mirror.
Okay, there's another place.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Look at it
What do you guys think cringe for?
I can't even do like normal daily mannerisms on street with this tap and I'm testing cringe bro
How much do you think these are?
Why are my pants so wet?
Look at this!
It's a Pokemon. Chad, what Pokemon is this?
How much are these?
Are they open?
I don't think they're open.
They gotta be really.
I can't tell.
Oh, you think they're closer to my birth anyway?
Authorized personnel
They're a little exceeding, I got it
Excuse me? Are these for sale out here?
Excuse me, how much are they?
Is it like a wage?
Oh, really? Oh, okay, thank you
These are sick, those...
Oh this one has a bow on it. Yes, why a force? Oh right here.
The Chats, you need a motorcycle license for one of these?
No, Princess.
Hi, Angela. How much, what's the average cost of one of these?
The smaller ones, one is about $8,000, and the big ones are about $15,000.
It's like rupees? And you have $5,000.
How fast they go?
$65,000 to smaller ones, $85,000.
They're safe, right?
I have my driver's license I thought like this do you need your motorcycle license
for these oh I see what she's saying
You have one of these?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, really?
He had the same style in the store.
He had the hair on his and now he has the style.
I know.
I'm going to see you around.
I'm going to see you around.
This is going to be a starter, you know?
Yeah, I mean, it'll be great.
It'll be great.
A bike at the high school?
Yeah.
I would probably start to have one of these.
It'll be great.
We have 120,000 viewers in the negotiation.
Yeah, we got 120,000 people watching live right now.
So, Piazzaro is a parent company.
They're all made in Italy.
Piazzaro makes that study, they make up a lot of stuff.
They also make their own Piazzaro.
So, they have the same engine, but they're more traditional.
tradition. So it's gas, they're all gas. They do make an electric one, but it's still...
Yeah. So these are the same engines, but if you're new, it's an island, this is the least
expensive one. How much is that? Because up the door, I'll give you five. But the tax is not a...
I'll pass out. What else? Well, these are prion. Oh! So prion means to hear a prion in the most long
So this one right here be the cheapest one you have here $3.99 right?
Yeah, that one or the yellow one. I think the yellow one is actually less than that.
I think that's about it.
So yeah, I'm probably good about that.
How fast is yellow right here?
$1.60?
You have greenies on the highway?
They're highway legal, probably not a great idea.
We don't even go to the highways.
We're like, the 405s all jacked up and you can't go anywhere.
and then he's going to be in the car, especially in the car.
Well, if the car is a rip in it, he's still going to be in the car.
He's going to pick it up.
No, nothing.
He's going to pick it up tomorrow.
It's not a bad shout, Lace.
It's not a bad shout at all.
I'm on a scared half-part of Cali, but I didn't hear it.
I wasn't really...
Down the street.
Down the street.
I wouldn't usually, anyway, give you a day out.
You can deliver to your house and then you're not starting off on a picture of Lorde.
I mean, you know, I'm on it.
I'm going to start off right here.
I'm going to take it as I go.
Yeah, that's a good little thing to hold out the left.
Well, that's not what's tough.
You see it right here?
Yeah.
That's what I think it's supposed to be.
That was beautiful.
Beautiful paint.
Yeah, so we got to do that because of the gallery
and the off-range for a modernism.
And finally, this is the motorist.
This is the motorist, right?
This is a scooter, right?
It's not a motorist, right?
Where's it considered?
It's called a motorized scooter, so it's an automatic motorcycle, but it's safer because
it's smaller and more compact.
Would you say it's easier to handle than a motorcycle?
Yeah, many times easier.
I tell everyone I'm a motorcycle, if you got that, it's not unbound.
I don't know. Am I able to sit on it?
Yeah. Do you like the white one better than the other one?
Yeah, I like the white one. So I would be the second one?
Yeah.
Oh
Battle it's pretty safe
They're saying order in the chat
Oh no, I'm sorry if they start calling.
Come on, tell me this is not kind of cool, tell me what you guys think.
No negotiations, I think.
It's not a bad addition to the real deal.
To the fleet?
We can somehow figure out a contrast with the IROP.
Yeah, bro, I could lie on the back.
Let's hit him with a 3k.
You have to negotiate since that up.
Well, I just told you.
That's great.
Hmm.
Hmm.
They're saying this is really easy to ride.
That's true.
If you know what you're doing, yeah.
How far is the tape taken?
About 150 miles.
About $7.00.
How much is this one right here?
I don't even know how you got it off the door.
That's actually it. That's 50 pounds.
Oh, that's not bad.
I'm not shot at all.
So how many miles? 17?
Got that way any mile now.
175 mile now.
How long do you need to go two miles?
The main thing is that we go 50,000 miles.
I mean, most people on the park go to 50,000 a year on it.
50,000 a year.
It's literally a scooter, it's a scooter.
Imagine you take on a city, you could be on a bag and die.
We're not gonna die, it's a scooter.
Yeah, you came in to get on the highway.
Listen, you're thinking I understand that.
Listen, yeah.
No, they're all, no, you're putting me in a bad position now.
Guys, I care about my mistakes.
you
you
you
you
you
get did that's 10 already we need we need how much more 400 490 more yeah
oh these are these are sick how much
picture small no I think you get like a bright red one I think that's how I thought
No
Check everybody gets five cells right now in the chat. I will buy it right now
I'm not kidding. I will literally scan my mx and I will need this because I think I'm not online
This one's cool and this one with the body of cool
Whoa
Oh my gosh, we got Dye's Knox with the five gifted, maybe a little hunter bomb in the
Shad not a bad shout
Let's ride
They're saying son
Okay, we got Calib with another five, that's 25 gigs so far.
I don't want to try to keep going on.
Can you pick two of these all at once?
We don't sell it. Do you have someone to crash right here?
I feel like I'd be fine with it.
As long as you're not driving on the highway, I feel like it's pretty safe on there.
I wouldn't go on the highway.
I hope you would.
Bro, you could skip every traffic segment.
Please get a free for my birthday.
Wait, you can miss every traffic segment.
Any time there's traffic, just drive by through it.
Can someone please just give me a hundred dollars for my birthday.
Can someone please give me a hundred dollars for my birthday.
Please, chat. Please.
There's some ass loggers.
Oh, that's how I said hello.
Hello, hi.
How do you put it off?
What hello would you recommend if you were to get on this one?
One of these.
Wait, get this one.
This one's kind of cool.
Carbine Fiber?
Is this carbine?
It looks like it.
What does that mean?
That one's actually too big for you.
I can't hear it.
Oh my gosh, we have another old five coming through from, uh, J-MAC.
J-MAC.
How many gets in a bunch?
I don't know.
What big gift?
gift
wait why do we have to go home
I don't know, I think I'd be maybe a large
so it's a small permit
why do we have to, I'm going to call them and ask them to save
FaceTime Ludwig
requested fitness aid for five gifted
we'll keep pushing the territory again one
Yeah, now she wants to be out with her.
You know what, I'm not about to shout, you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
Slick?
Hey Slick?
Slick?
Slick put a little wheel on the screen.
If I get that on to the wheel, when it is tap cat, not about to shout, when it is a slime
guy?
Not about to shout there, right?
Slake, Slake are you here?
Rums maybe?
Okay.
We got Redman in the chat.
A low key?
That's not correct.
A bad ass one.
I feel like these little ones are a little cooler.
Because they bail?
Oh my god the chat is actually going to get me to my birthday right now. There's no shot.
Wait Rums are you here? Can you put a wheel on the screen?
One of Slake's wheels?
basically going to go, you know, just kind of put your leg over and you get a feeling that you want more.
Like a horse.
Like a horse.
Okay. I think I feel really scared about you.
Come on out. Come on out.
Okay?
Oh my, you got 25 for EET?
Two turds!
So if I was about to start driving, I would just start at this right, the other ground, with this, and then I'd kick the kickstand back?
No.
You'd be on the wide open stand already.
Oh, no.
You see, there's just some kind of little room.
We have it all the time.
Oh, that's easy.
And then what, like, should you show me the motion you do when you slow down to stop?
It's got brakes.
Brakes, I'm kidding.
Then your feet are going to be up, right?
Yeah.
And then when you start to slow down, think where you're going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
Okay.
Put down one like this and you can do like that.
And then you take off.
What's the ring on it?
More than you are.
OK.
Isn't it?
I think it has a clutch.
They actually told me that the yellow one is people.
How much is the yellow one?
About $35, but with the tax.
And it's more visible.
What year is this one?
2016.
No.
So, it's superior to your own, I think.
It's got a little bit more...
You know what I like about this one, too?
I like the straight of it.
That's a lot nicer.
And I could paint it.
Paint a different color if I wanted to, right?
Paint it black.
Do they have CarPlay?
Yeah, plus some music.
I kept it down a little.
How did we end up in this segment listen to that we are getting close to finish like that
right someone's got to go through it a hundred more it runs in the chat yeah I know this one's
nice but this one looks more like a motorcycle like like this looks like a like a scooter
You should know what I'm saying.
I'm not saying I'm a little bit dangerous.
Come on, sit-along.
Sit here, Dad.
I'm not wasting this time, Chad. I'm serious. I'm probably going to get this.
Please look at this one.
This is a chocolate butter really kind of.
Yeah, I'm going to get that one.
It really looks like the color of my shit this morning.
Perfect, William.
This is a solo rider right here.
Yeah, that's good. That's like a collectible one.
I'm like, ah, that one's like $16 grand.
I'm like, hey?
I'm taking straight to the telegram and no license? Really?
Mr. Rift, you're not going to pull over unless you're speeding up, right?
We're like, you run a stop sign.
I'm waiting till Rums puts the wheel on the screen, but he's taking a minute and a half here
I'm not getting unless the check it's
Honestly, I shouldn't have an idea for all this content out on this great work chat. These checkables get me a little like
What are you doing?
You hear me? I'm going on Rums.
So they took the website down.
Rums, make your own wheel website and just custom add everybody to it.
Just custom add everybody that gets thoughts to it, okay?
I'm not wasting their time chatting. Not if I buy it.
I'm not wasting time if I buy it.
I
Hear you one of those things that I never used up
Probably usually a couple times for a couple streams, and I never use it again, but we're acting like it's a lot of money
It's not bad
You're not paying for it. Yeah, but you're acting like it's a lot of money
It's three thousand five hundred dollars. I guess that's a lot of money for you. It is no
It's not you make 13 careful path to us to stream for 20 minutes the other day
W5, there we go, we got another five coming in from Santino, 50 coming in from Dice Knox.
I'm debating right now, sir. I'm 50-50 on it. I'm torn. I'll let you know. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, you're not. Clicks didn't get your birthday gift, right? Call him up. You're like, yo.
FaceTime, Cody?
Yeah.
Redman with the 20 gifted hello
Can you send me to be 279 am I here
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh god
Cheer it up with the 5
Oh Clicks
Yeah
What's good bro how you doing man
Nah I'm just I'm chillin right now and my chat was just spamming like oh they seem like
It would be crazy if it's just 100 subs for your birthday.
I was like, Chad, he's not gonna do that.
Like, it's the big shit that's probably so busy right now.
I don't know, like, if he wouldn't do that.
And I'll just call him to let you know in our sentiment.
I'm glad that your intuition is right.
We're just more good.
How do you know how far they do?
Appreciate your man.
I'll talk to you in five, eight.
Listen, bro, I'm just,
I'm really happy that you trust your intuition
because these are your benefits.
Yeah, you're right, my fault dude, my fault, that's all I'm gonna do, all right.
I have a new pitch, I have a new pitch.
Call Rugg, tell him your golf cart broke down, your car got re-bowed, and this is the last thing you could get, and you need to...
He's the one who showed me your golf pitch.
That was like two hours ago.
Listen, we got like 150 subs, we only need like 100 more. That's 10 people in the chat gifting 10 subs.
Hey Bernard!
10 people gifting 10 subs. That's all I need.
100 more subs, and I'm walking up the board with it right now.
Not even tall. Not even tall.
Look at that, boy, Jack.
What's wrong?
What are you doing with this one?
Hmm, you like the bracelet you want to wear?
You said it was by the shooter?
Okay, don't worry with the five gifted.
I'm not gonna keep it yellow, you guys are understanding.
I'm not gonna keep it yellow.
Is that a death up there?
Does that not look like a death?
Is that a death?
Yo, oh no it's not.
Now that I'm looking up closer.
Oh, he gives me a hundred subs for everything.
LeBron James did that? LeBron James is calling?
By the black one? Yeah, these ones are a little expensive though.
I think it's down to these two.
Okay, so this is a $500, it's $4,000 for the desktop.
All right, these are a little different though.
Anthony owes me money.
You see, this one has like, different, a different set up.
It's only a $500 difference, but I kind of just want to go with the light one.
But yeah, look at the light one.
Look at the dash compared to this one's dash. This one's way cooler.
Well, I know we've got 150 in the chat.
I'm not gonna lie, they paid for about half of it, bro.
I feel like it's a better it's a better story if I get the yellow and repaint it that's
Chat writer writer or lighter yellow lighter yellow lighter yellow I'll take it down one I'll take it sir
What's the cheapest black one you have what's the cheapest black one you have
I'll pass on that one home.
That's 1500 more has 10k.
I want to wrap it or paint it.
Just get it.
Just paint it.
You can paint them, right?
Yeah.
You have a camera all the time.
There's a small agent.
Paul says yellow?
That's the cheapest one that we have.
It's your first one, you know, women on it.
That would be a good one to have.
I'm a very athletic guy.
It's a reasonable one.
You learn on that one,
and then if you really get into it,
then you could always get into the next one.
I need to go get Lexi to make in here, I need.
Alright, click, thank you for the five gifts dude.
Click, come on bro, can you give me a hundred cents, I can get the other one, please.
You said who?
I'm with the JC, but buy you one.
Jason?
JC.
JC?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Come on, click, it's a little harder, give it please, click, thank you to scooter, please.
So, yeah, I'm gonna start you off.
You got pass phone there?
This is okay, pass phone.
Oh, you're so funny.
Okay, my phone calls.
You got it? I want to call you.
Hi, what's going on?
Yeah, they're crazy.
Nobody in the chat.
Darlis says hi.
Hey guys, how are you?
Hi, that's Vellane.
Oh, look at him.
Oh, yeah, it looks like he's going to rob us.
Yeah, they're going to keep calling.
Hi, that's Vellane.
Oh.
That's Vellane.
That's Vellane.
What's up, dude? How you doing, man?
Oh, they got a double phone now.
Oh, two phones?
Hi, that's Vellane.
I'm sorry.
She doesn't know.
So, can you stop calling?
Sorry.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm fine, actually.
Can I get a sabochit?
All right.
All right.
I'm waiting to serve you here.
Okay.
All right.
Address?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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Yeah, that's the one.
Um, two years ago, uh, how you gonna pay for it?
Uh, apple pie.
Unless, yeah, you get something good for it now.
Apple pie.
Tell the poor.
Yeah.
They put the visor down?
Oh yeah.
You're a fucking... you're a race car driver.
Should I go with this one? Or is it too big?
It looks a little weird.
It's too big.
It's such a big thing.
How much of that happens?
About three months.
That's the same for my mind.
The open face ones are cheaper, but, you know, this is good.
It protects your eyes.
The open face is pretty close. It's a little bit big.
Yeah, you want it to be a little, if you want it to squeeze your cheeks a little bit.
Yeah.
You might go with the open case one over here.
And I'm going to get your card and now you're ready.
Okay.
Is this what they know?
Is that our medium?
Yeah.
Too small?
No, I'm getting on.
You have to commit.
Let me give you a quick...
I saw in my ear his phone.
Yeah, I didn't put it out.
So, they're shaped sort of like this?
Yeah.
So when you're putting it on, kind of pull out like that, so it goes on like that.
Okay.
Yeah, as you pull down, pull out a little bit.
There we go.
That one was pretty good.
And I would roll a little bit more.
Yeah.
Right, you should look and get a second one, so if someone else wants to take a ride.
You heard that?
Banks is crawling.
Banks is crawling?
Yeah.
Tell me so it's up.
He said, he said the golf carts or the mopeds.
This is kind of cool.
He said the mopeds 6K.
What?
He said the mopeds was 6K, not 3.
Oh, banks are the mopeds 6K.
Yeah.
Really?
Okay, funny joke, huh?
Wait, there's red in the medium?
Wait, one sec, can I add the helmets to the pavement too?
Hold on, wait, there's red in the medium?
Okay, do I get the red or do I get just black and white?
This one is a little like sparkly, though.
The chestnut?
Yeah, the red one has a little bit of black in it.
The chestnut?
They're saying both.
Both.
How much are these bones?
One's only five.
Two?
I need two, though.
What if you want to ride with someone else?
I can't.
Forget their head size.
I'm just going to have a large one, and then at least they have some sort of safety.
No?
The right is kind of scaring for me, though.
Thank you!
I was like, oh, come on, tell me what you think about this one, Jack.
That's the one.
That's the one?
Right for the thugs, because they got it for me?
That's the one.
Yes.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You toy-ass driver.
Let me tell you what you want to do.
Let's go in.
This one.
Alright.
Alright.
I didn't get this one.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Face a little bit there.
I used to be here.
Is that good?
All right, sit here, all right?
The only thing?
That's the one.
I'm down to be the only one.
I'm down to be the only one.
Wait, they don't need to go to the gym.
My grandma's so slow.
My grandma's dead.
My grandma's dead.
PBM!
PPM with the hundred gifted!
Prince, all hail Prince! All hail Prince!
PPM, thank you for a hundred, oh my god, my scooter's paid for.
I'm gonna motorbike will pay for it.
Wait, should I get a little reflector jack?
Oh, yeah, just so people can see you, yeah.
Make sure, oh, you can get a riding jack here.
Girl, let's test it out.
Oh, that's tough.
No way, they don't have an XL.
Do you guys have other sizes in these or no?
Um, no.
Larger XL, Pride XL.
There's all smalls and extra smalls there.
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you
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you
You
Get gloves you want to protect your hands when you wipe out we need when I wipe out
Some leather gloves here.
These are top-rated.
Too big?
now those are tough bro with the helmet and bike yeah you're gonna look hard
Max you're gonna look tough, yeah?
OJ Simpsons Gloves
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's the last chair.
Where are the ones over there? Like, they're like racing ones.
Racing ones? I'm not racing, Drew.
Down here.
What are the other ones?
Sun.
I'm not buying it, but I'll buy it.
Hold on, Lace, come here.
What's that?
Yeah, but we need to figure out a new contraption to that pit.
It's gonna be in there.
Can I really kill it, Sean?
Nick Fosco said that.
Nick Fosco said that?
Wow
No gloves to match the screen
So, Promo, if you'd like to check on me.
What's happening everywhere you go?
Yeah, you're not going to most party after most party.
Nice to have you.
3, 2, 1.
All right.
And then the whole minute everybody says it's 2.60.
Oh, yes.
I appreciate that man. Appreciate that one.
The only one. Yeah.
This is just insane.
Why are you guys why is Steve calling?
This is a 32909.
Oh no.
And then did you take Santa to the bike?
No.
No? Okay.
Let me see what's going on.
I'm not even supposed to.
What?
Very nice.
What's 382909?
It sounds like it didn't meet.
I'm gonna go get some coffee.
I need some coffee.
Yo, Steve, come on.
I need to go with you.
Why are you doing that on the 7th?
Congratulations, Steve.
Thank you. How long can you keep Steve in the house?
Uh, we're looking for a house that was on French in it.
And then we'll check it in the garage.
Okay. Do I have to stay here?
Or can I go back there?
I want you to sign and you'll be good to go.
So do it.
Oh, nice.
Jeffery.
Oh, you joke.
I didn't know he was alive still.
He's so radiant and vibrant.
So I'll have you start signing.
Here's the text.
I need a car.
This is free from delivery, nothing additional to your promise, so just sign that up.
Wait, is this the second one this week?
Yep.
A DMV form when you get a sign right here?
It was like a real car.
Yeah, and then...
This one is for the bike. All you need to do is sign right there for the buyer. You'll need to get insurance.
Oh.
How much is insurance on a bike here?
It depends who you are. It's anywhere between like 20 to 80 bucks per month.
Uh, a sim card.
This one you'll sign up.
The last time I got a contract put it in front of me and said to sign it, it didn't go through at all.
Don't worry, it didn't go through.
Yeah, it was just right in the body.
Alright, and there.
And then this one you'll sign up there, there.
She's genie.
And then right here, this just means to get insurance again, just re-braiding that.
G20% gone.
And then you'll sign in here.
I find the initial time is going to be so confusing.
And then last one will be right there.
Our venue is 30%.
I don't have more dvd papers coming for you.
Right now?
Yeah, two of those are...
What's your name?
Tap Cap.
Tap Cap?
You ever do tap cap?
No.
You have said?
Must be my little lion.
Can you just start?
Yes.
I think they're like attachments for storage for a pack.
So if you want to cover your address.
I'm not showing it to anyone.
You said you want to keep it on long?
No.
Just confirm that's right because that's where you're going to get your registration
title.
Okay.
This one is the same thing.
I'll be setting things in the chat.
What did our buddy say?
He said, wow, you'll sign their contract, but not mine.
And this was for the acceptance.
Now everybody will have to get a best feel like music.
Exactly.
Congratulations, you're a good student.
Thank you so much.
Are you guys going to text me?
That's my license plate.
Tintin.
Is that a text?
Do you guys want to just take it right up there?
Yeah, that's the plan, right?
We'll bring it right down.
Yeah, the mechanic has it.
We just finished checking on the stuff.
You can just press right on the wall.
How do you get away?
If you don't text the call, I'll be there.
Thank you so much, man, pleasure to meet you.
Have fun.
We'll see you in about 20, 30 minutes, maybe?
18, 20, about right?
Perfect.
Be careful.
Thank you.
Alright.
I'll see you in a minute.
Go down and die.
Should we go get some alcohol?
What did I just do?
What did I just do?
I went to the liquor store and ended up leaving with a fucking motorcycle?
That's a normal thing.
Yeah.
Wait, did you get the light on?
Did you get the light one?
No, yellow.
Oh.
I got the two helmets, the gloves and the yellow one,
for cheaper than just the light one was itself.
Love your horses.
Hold on, this is bad.
Wait, you still gotta go look this one.
I might get the firefly.
Fuck, your seat is all wet.
I'll get a walk.
Walks, eh?
It's not hard.
How far?
900 feet.
How do you know I've got to go so far?
900 feet is so far, is there?
No.
I'll take a foot walk, too.
What?
Oh, nice, nice.
Well, at the house is fine. Thank you
Keep trying so confused. He just walked out to me in a golf cart. I mean I'm buying a fucking motorcycle
They see your life is a literal TV show talk about a movie
You actually are the king of LA, living life like a king dude, so happy and proud of you, happy birthday.
Everybody in the chat should give two ten subs for your birthday.
I appreciate that, uh, KingMailin106.
So this is a pop it up.
wait is it like best about right here I want to see if they have a helmet no
person no in mallet 106 is real now we guys talk about
Oh, it's in here.
Upstairs, haven't it?
This is not a work? Where?
Oh, across there.
She was parking here in the open house.
Nice parking.
Nice parking, but I'll take up the five swaps.
Come on, let's go.
Yeah
We're not selling to me because of the camera
Are we outside?
Are we outside?
I'm sure there's a lot of you gonna be able to drive my scooter tonight
Why?
Don't put your finger on my bike!
You like it shut up
Why didn't you?
I like that shit.
You're a nasty fucking man
I'm going to say what.
Jax, I'll be the way you are.
I'm hungry.
What?
Go!
No, you're not!
I'm really sorry!
There's a crosswalk right there, by the way.
What should we do?
I was going first.
Jesus, man, how you doing?
Nassle.
Nassle.
Oh, fine dickhead.
They never know.
Look at those.
Do I get fireball?
Jack Daniels?
They're fireballs to the move, right?
I don't know what's out here.
Ooh, it's ice cream.
Hold on, let's walk outside so we don't get a jumble.
Ooh, you should get a lottery ticket.
Hi, Chad.
Badass.
Sun.
Nabs.
Oh my god, I left my phone in the golf cart. Someone's gonna steal it. We have to go back.
Someone's gonna steal your phone. When no one cares about your phone.
What do you mean no one cares?
When the homeless dude walks up to the golf cart, oh god, they're stealing our phone.
You think the homeless dude has access to a wireless plan?
Well, it doesn't matter they can resell it
I hope it's gone they'll fuck you guys
So see if there's any food right here stop at the pizza place
is it open? not a bad show
So...
Oh, I call myself?
You?
Um...
I guess.
You?
No.
Oh, I thought you were teacup.
Can I ask you something?
Um...
What do you call me?
Water?
I'm not hungry.
I just eat triple-a.
Where does it see water?
It's on the floor?
It's on the floor.
on. Oh, I lost my phone in the golf cart.
They were calling that store too.
Look at this guy.
I was going to answer.
My panic.
My panic.
My panic.
My panic.
My panic.
My panic.
My panic.
Thank you.
Thank you sir.
Have a good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
I got a little sip of your water though, just like a small sip, okay.
What are y'all saying shit how do you
What do you mean?
We're idiots.
Why?
We just leave the keys in here every time.
Why don't we steal the golf cart bar off?
There's not really a lot of trackers in here.
Anybody want to steal the shit?
I literally have a whole rig set up or what?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
You can do whatever you want.
The world is our oyster.
We just have to open it up, put our tongue in, and suck it.
Hey, they're saying you can see the boat there.
It has to.
Let's hop on.
Good.
I'm not gonna lie, the fact that you guys all get to me enough subs to get me to the
a new, a new height is crazy, right?
I officially own three motorized vehicles now.
I have three cars!
I have three cars!
Isn't it just crazy how it's three cars shut?
Woo!
Alright, Chad, we got rockin' in my gym seat in like 30 minutes.
It's a little nipply out here, eh?
What is this?
There's lasers.
I'm not going to do it.
What?
You tried these?
Sure.
Where's the alcohol?
I don't know.
Okay.
You have the honey packs too?
What?
The honey packs?
There's your mark.
Okay.
Where's the alcohol?
I don't know.
Okay.
You have the honey packs too?
What?
The honey packs?
They're in your room.
I've seen it in your room.
This isn't here in my room.
Lottie was calling me.
Lottie!
Hey man, I got a quick question.
Is it true you had a little scooter or motorcycle type of thing?
Yeah.
how safe is it what do you mean I just bought one I got a Vespa I got a Vespa
Oh, it's on its way right now.
Oh, yeah, I crashed in it twice.
What do you mean you crashed in it twice?
I had two car accidents.
The car hit me and I went flying.
The car was holding the legal U and you felt it hit my ass.
And then the car was pulling in on traffic.
I was splitting lanes.
Fucking ran right into it.
You got hurt?
Are you being serious or something?
No, I'm serious, bro.
I'm bleeding everywhere.
I got a hobble in my ass.
Oh, that crazy bruises.
Sounds like a good clip to me.
There's no seabull, you know?
So, okay. Yeah, no seabull.
When the Vespa gets hit, it stops moving.
What do you mean, when?
So, the largest, you know, like every organ donor?
Yeah
Okay, but what I'm asking is how hard is it to control it compared to like
Like am I gonna wipe out or is the only way I'm gonna crash like a hit by another car
What do you mean?
What?
Drop it?
Yeah, like drop it.
What do you mean?
Well, like it's like, you know, it's two wheels, so it falls on its own. It doesn't stay upright.
It's like pretty common to drop a motorcycle or a bike.
So, you know, and the last thing you want to do is use your feet.
your feet. What? So how do I stop it? Breaking ahead of time. Wait, so I don't break and
then put my feet down? If you're out of stock, you can put your feet down, but you know,
you'd say you want to put your feet down early and that just doesn't end up working
I'm gonna have fun with your feet.
Okay.
Yeah, it's good you're working on it, man, seriously.
Don't you see I'm gonna die?
No, it's okay.
All right, love you.
Do they need a lot of some fresh?
Love you, if you're calling me,
I'm being very serious right now.
I actually wanna know, like I'm being serious.
I'm kinda scared, kinda actually bought one.
I know, I think you should be scared.
I have to get a thing to feel it.
Yeah.
You're in LA, which is probably the highest density of drivers in America, and so it doesn't matter even how good or skilled you are in driving, you're at the mercy of the biggest idiot on the road.
And Arizona phones nowadays, so, I mean, I would say when the first person on their phone that catches you slipping makes a move, you're gonna find out why it sucks.
But I'm not gonna go like crazy places on it, just like down the road and stuff.
Yeah, it's where most accidents happen, it's within a mile in your house.
That's 50 feet? That's a real 50?
Okay.
Dude, but the rush? So fun, bro.
What do you mean, bro?
is so fun vehicle to drive for sure what's the seat you get the people
for 50 what's the seat yeah what is that
it's different in cubic centimeters basically how fast the vehicle goes
it's over 65 I saw 50 that's like 150 CC I got 150 CC they're saying okay yeah
That's a decision for sure. Yeah, that's a decision
No
I do have my second license
Yeah
No, I'm not chat. I have a motorcycle license. What did you do since us I?
Thought a little form and then I had to go drive a motorcycle. What do you say it?
where do you drive the motorcycle Jack Jack Daniel hardly any hardly any hardly any
Daniel at the DM at the DMV I drove early Davidson to get my motorcycle license
are you like auto are you not on a chat CPT you're making up phrases as you keep talking
No not, no not, I was in the DMV parking lot and I drove to the Harley Davidson.
And did what?
I did the test.
What's the test?
What do you mean?
I mean, you said you wanted to do the DMV, which was what you were supposed to do with
Harlan Ironson, Jerome, I wasn't what the test was.
I had to go in circles, I had to go around Cones and parallel park.
Wrong.
You need parallel park to fucking motorcycle, so how does that work, how do you back up?
You have to play with motorcycles, don't reverse.
No, you have to fucking walk backwards.
What?
There's a reverse.
Now forwards.
Yeah, you did not get your license.
You need to have a license for any vehicle, about 50 cc's, you should have a 49 cc bike, but...
No, it's not a motorcycle. It's a scooter is considered
I have one you don't bro. I do
Why do you say when I'm gonna get here you just put that in the air?
be it's about being a defensive driver and avoiding risk before it could even occur.
You know, it kind of seems like you want to see me get hit.
I don't want to see it happening. I think you should be hopping on the body. You should get
my recommendation, get a license, get a 49 cc, okay, get like a Honda Golf.
You know, I already just, I just spent $3,000, so it's kind of like...
So, run one ad break, like, what are you talking about, fucking millionaire?
Look at the fucking ornate detail in the side railing behind you, like, what do you
telling me, $3,000?
Who gives a shit about your chandelier cost more than that?
Just, what outfit do you have for the ride?
Sweat pants and a t-shirt?
Chill yourself.
It's dressed for the ride, not the slide.
What are you talking about, sweat pants and a t-shirt?
in a t-shirt.
Wait, I can't wear sweats in a t-shirt?
No, you can't wear fucking sweats in a t-shirt.
Where's your helmet?
I got a helmet.
I got a helmet.
Let me see it.
OK.
Ready?
Hold on a second.
OK.
Wait.
I don't know when you're ready.
You ready?
Yep.
Boy, your shirt off smooth.
What the fuck is that, Chuck E. Cheese shit?
What is that, bro?
What do you mean?
You look like a male delivery man in South Japan.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
I look hard.
Turn around.
No wind visor?
The fuck is that?
Let me, I'm not going to the highway, I want an animal!
Brother.
Okay, the wind is gonna hit you in the eyes.
You look like a fucking pumpkin in anime, you look crazy.
Show me the gloves.
Huh?
Show me the gloves.
Yeah, show me the gloves.
Oh my god, it's here.
It's here?
Show me that fucking basketball, bro.
Show me the gloves.
Where are the gloves?
On the golf cart maybe.
Come on, man.
These are my gloves.
Okay, what's up with the knuckles? Are the knuckles protected?
Very protected, Lord.
What is this, bro?
Show me, show me, make a face to the point the fist can't go up.
Doesn't fit. The glove doesn't fit.
Are you too young for that knowledge?
No, it's ass.
How's it going, sir?
That is ass. That's like what a science kid's giving to a kid knows.
what okay lovely do you want to see it real quick before I have to go right
All right, how are you doing?
That's actually a really pretty one too.
I like it, I like the yellow.
Yeah.
I mean tell the nice man that you can return it after you crash.
For one dollar.
Hello, man.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks.
All right.
Little training maybe?
Yes, can we do that without the camera?
Uh.
Evan?
Can we be with the training part without the camera?
Oh, how long did it take?
One minute.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Just go out.
Tell the dog he's going to carry his treat for five minutes.
All right.
Okay.
What the fuck, Matt?
We're going to get no camera.
What do you got to carry in a stream?
Apparently, we can't film training.
Five minutes.
Five minutes?
Yeah.
I just had a nice, I just had a nice um strawberry.
It was yummy.
Shot?
Wake your room to put it on desktop?
Yeah.
Room switches to desktop.
I'm cold.
It's like really pulled in your money line.
I'll take a shot, I'll take a shot, just one though, okay?
Should I, I don't really drink though, I don't like drinking, but I don't think that a shot
shot. We'll do anything.
Wait, yeah, you guys are funny.
Dalla. Hi guys.
Eww! Holy shit. There's no way that people enjoy drinking Fireball because...
Wait, don't people drink this when they're like skiing and snowboarding?
Jesus, Chai is so fast.
It's boroughs, barbells, and what's like the best alcohol?
I hate alcohol.
Chug the whole thing.
Do you want me to die?
Tequila?
I had this thing on my 21st birthday, and it was like, um, it was like a mojito, mojito.
I don't know how to say it, but it was really good.
Wait, girl!
I want cocoa.
Wait!
Oh, never mind.
Okay.
I'll take a sip.
I don't condone drinking, by the way. It's actually really gross, but I'll try it.
Ew, that's so disgusting.
W Backup?
He's gonna be drinking it, I don't care.
I'm not pregnant, no.
God, what a fake sip.
It's actually not that bad, I'm not going to lie.
It just, it's just like, I don't know how to explain it.
Baby, baby Bill.
A girl just doesn't want to drink.
I'm not taking another shot, guys.
When are we going to have a child?
I don't know, I feel like you don't drink, I actually don't, I don't like drinking, grown
female, scared to drink, it's not that I'm scared to drink, it's the fact that I don't,
like, I just don't get the point of drinking, you look so pretty on things.
This camera's so different than my camera.
I think my camera's like four years old.
Do I smoke? No.
I don't.
What are the odds he falls off the bike?
Like,
very high.
No, people were getting mad at me,
but like I'm just very nervous for him.
because he's very oblivious in his surroundings.
So like, sometimes you gotta, you gotta,
I don't know, baby him.
He's just a cute little baby.
Darling getting drunk on shame, fuck yeah.
I feel it already guys, shit.
Well.
Okay, there's like two chat.
Auntie, hi.
Yeah, shut the fuck up, okay, I'm sorry.
Entertain us.
I'm trying, but when I stream, I have like 400 people.
There's a lot of people in here, so.
You're ugly.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Go through the comments.
No, I'm not going to touch that because there's probably some crazy shit in there.
Spy on Drew.
Do you guys want to see Coco?
Coco's actually, Coco's going to training guys for two weeks.
And I'm removed Javar's VIP
They're gonna get me killed
like actually
But yeah, Coco's going away for two weeks
Do slash no snowy I'm not doing that
Wait, should I give subs?
Should I give subs, Jack?
Yes, alright.
I got you guys, I got you guys, alright?
Listen, I got you guys.
Alright, listen, one, two, three.
If he gets mad, I'll help him.
Wait, what?
Why would it work?
Wait, um, wait, no try, I did 50, I did 50, I did 50, wait, wait, I don't think, it's
not letting me do 100.
Okay, no, no, I'm gonna get murdered.
You guys are gonna, I'm literally gonna get murdered, chat.
I'm not drunk.
My hair's like so...
That'll be you.
Oh my God, I'm not here.
I can't do more, oh my God, it's coming off.
I like your chat, they're chill.
Well I'm okay.
Guys, Nick, he woke up last night, like five times in the middle of the night,
and he was just like in the bathroom shitting himself.
I'm not joking either.
Like, I don't know what's going on with him, but...
he had to get to the wrong with him.
Bell, honey.
Has bell.
Pat, I don't know how to, I'll do a Pat's not segment.
Pat's not.
I can't, how do you see, how do you see, look at this chat.
Look at Drew eating a chocolate covered strawberry in the background.
I can even show y'all, but that...
This is why I got a dozen, because I knew Drew would eat half of them.
I got.
What is the lurking measure of?
I'm scared, I don't want to die.
I had fun with your chat.
You get the 10 subs?
Yeah, up my phone.
It says Lacey.
Are you going to go up the right?
Yeah, I changed my name.
I tried to look at it.
No, I didn't.
No, not yet.
Can we meet Darla?
What?
Yeah, should I go try to, should I go try to, try to, try to ride it?
I'm kind of nervous.
He made it look really easy.
Yeah, he made it look really easy.
I've never seen you just walk here like this.
Your chat goes by really fast.
It's because I have a boss, so they do it.
Okay, type one if you're a boss.
90% of them are boss occurring, so what happens is...
I took a shot.
You took a shot?
Yeah.
You want to take one with me?
After I try it, I can't.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Damn, you do have a lot of bots.
They're sweet boss
Is a little can make me nervous though
Yeah, yeah
I'm a shot.
I'm a shot.
When is the putting Coco dancing, then?
What's my favorite tap-tap? Stop laughing!
My favorite tap-tap, wait, are those shown?
That one? Oh my god, I want that one.
Wait, that was fire. That was drunk.
I barely took a shot.
Did I a hot-hopper challenge?
I could do that in like five seconds.
I literally did.
It's hot, it burns your tongue.
My tongue is still burnt this day.
She took a try.
You're just a baby!
I'm not, I'm a grown ass man.
You're just a baby.
I'm a grown ass man.
Why are y'all laughing?
Take a little shot.
Chad, how many shots you guys think I'm going to have to take when me and Jigsby are off
the week?
Wait, what do you have to take it like four?
Every time we lose.
Okay, can you do a triple reset?
Where did Drew just go?
Can you do a triple reset?
Yes, I can do a triple reset.
All right, I'll be watching.
Thank you.
You ever heard of a musty flick?
So he's like a player and you don't think he's a musty and you have a flick in the after
room.
Yeah, I had this crazy clickable virus.
People have been calling it a lacy flip.
No, they've changed it.
Like the lacy bicycle thing or whatever?
Yeah, in case that's what I'm going to say.
Hey, Jason.
I didn't know it was your birthday today.
I thought it was tonight.
Today, man, today.
Oh, happy birthday, man.
Thank you, bro.
I just bought a motorcycle.
Wait, what's you?
What kind of motorcycle?
I don't even know.
Here, I'm going to just fast.
We're going to rewind your stream, bro.
I think you're streaming my way, 23 years old.
It's your daughter here, bro.
I know.
Oh, I don't know about that anymore, but...
What do you mean?
Are you going to say it's a little brawnier?
Well, no, I mean, yeah, sure.
I mean, I don't know about that one either, actually.
So who's yours, and what is this?
My lease of you.
My fucking guess.
What are you doing for your birthday tonight, bro, you're doing a 7th on it?
No, I already ended in Hitfield.
Were you doing the one second method?
5 seconds per sub and didn't get any subs.
Bought my chat and gifted me enough subs to buy me a free motorcycle.
Oh, so you used the sub money for your 7th on to buy the motorcycle?
Yes.
I told them if they gifted me 250 subs, I would get it.
And they gifted me 250 subs.
Oh, so it didn't cost that much.
Oh, this is cool.
It's pretty cool, right?
Yeah, it's sick, bro.
You'll want to get a Harley.
Because maybe in the future.
Wait, you look like in this motorcycle,
you look like a gay Italian motorcycle from Italy.
I'm going to go drive it.
I've been heard that for a long time.
Please.
Fucking asshole.
Your chat's so funny.
Where are you going to drive it?
You're going to drive it.
Where are you going to drive it?
Down the drive bridge?
Just on the street.
Drop!
Am I tripping to him? Did I not say can we go up? Can we go like eight minutes ago? What is he doing?
There's no way he's eating
Call Drew
Calling Drew.
Yeah? Where are you?
That's how I do all.
I... Do what?
Trying to put this one down by.
I want to go... I want to IRL and try to write it before I play Rocket League.
Okay, so just call me and ask me and not go out.
Which is what I'm doing right now.
I got you.
Did he fucking drink?
I got you.
Did he drink?
See?
Did Drew take a shot?
I did not drink yet, bro. Shut up. I did not drink yet.
Alright, come on.
Alright, come on. Let's go. Ready?
Bro, keep your eyes on me more or some more.
We want more support.
Oh, it's freezing outside.
It's a little chilly.
Can I have a seat?
Wait, I'm going on it with you?
No, no, I'm just wearing purple.
It's purple and yellow.
Is that what I'm going to fit you?
Here's your dress.
Come on, Shaq, I'm gonna switch to the backpack.
or not
see this we gotta take it off right now though
We got you drew. It's gonna fuck me up, bro. Yes, it is. No, it's not
They're saying your food delivery guy
You got it, baby.
I've got to turn it on.
Wasn't it the other side?
Wasn't it that?
So it is.
I've got to turn it on.
Turn the key, maybe, on the bottom?
Oh, there's a car coming.
What the fuck?
Are we ready to connect?
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah, over here.
Is that a wheelchair for me?
Shut up, scared!
Okay, hold on.
Be good.
She said slow, slow.
Okay, it's a little faster than I expected.
What's it say on its head?
Slow, it's saying GG.
No, it's not GG.
Oh no.
Pizza boy.
All right, look at me, say where's my tip?
Hey, where's my tip?
Hey, where's my tip?
I'll show you where it is, asshole!
Ready?
Oh, it's so cute!
You got to learn how to turn. Hold on. There you go.
Hey!
Hey, thanks for your fattin'.
Where'd he go?
Where the fuck did he go?
I think he is dumbass.
Wait, do you think he fell and stung a little car?
Probably not.
Go for it, baby!
Hell yeah!
Chad, do I look tough?
Do I look tough?
no enjoy your first day at school sped
I don't know how to turn
watch this
dude, you're an idiot
how'd you already crash it
not crash it
Okay.
This thing's kind of flying.
Chat, wait, go all the way down and get me cruising up and see if I have aura.
Play an aura song.
Wait, is this the right song?
I play it, go down to the end, and go down to the end.
Wait, the end of where?
Like the whole road?
No, it's like halfway.
I
Go
Sun.
Sun.
Get a little too confident.
How do I look gay on this come on now hop on a bat trust me let me turn this baby around
real quick let me take you for a little spin you think you're gonna spin on my new ride
All right, come on up on that.
Give me a second, hold on.
That's not gonna happen.
No, I'm not gonna let you pass.
Oh, I'm not.
Come on, up on the back.
Let me see if you're a little stiff.
Come on.
All right, that's all right.
You ready?
Here you go, Pat.
You ready?
Yeah.
Hold around there, yeah.
That's how we rollin' up to the function.
Peace.
I'm going to save the city.
I got it really fast!
You should take Drew for a ride.
It's alright.
You want to go for a ride?
Jayce is about to start.
You sure you want to go for a ride?
Jayce is about to start.
Let's go for a ride, Drew.
Alright, fine.
Let's go for a little ride.
You want to go for a ride?
Try holding the camera.
Yeah, hold the camera over the ride.
Okay.
Here, you can get a, almost a camera like that.
Okay, hold on.
Cut up.
Where's the other thing?
Huh?
Reverse.
Haven't went down a hill before,
but first time everything.
I don't want to get on.
Wait till I'm down the hill, and then you hop on?
We'll have to back a little bit.
What's wrong with you going down the hill?
Yeah, just walk down the hill.
Oh, I'm trying to see if I can get it back.
Come on, up on.
Alright bro.
Damn.
I'm gonna put my feet.
I'm sitting right there.
Hold on to your waist.
Alright, yeah.
We good? Yeah.
We got a hill, maybe? Try it for the first time?
I'm not sure though.
Okay, I haven't done this before. This part does scare me a little bit, I'm not going to lie.
Going down the hill. We got this. You shared? They said don't accelerate going down the hill.
Okay. I think.
That's gotta be coconut, right?
We got a little bit of speed. A little bit of speed here?
It's literally like a bike.
There, think this guy.
Do you want to do a bit of an in it?
Yeah.
Do you want to speed a little bit, maybe?
Whoa!
Fucking moving.
Oh, good.
What's that poking me?
Uh, probably my, my leg.
Not sure if I'm gonna go there or dig.
Dig, I guess.
Ready?
Ready to trip?
Yeah.
Whoa!
Ah!
Wait.
What?
Are you done?
I don't know.
Is it bad that I don't have a helmet?
I gotta turn around
This is the scariest part
Lace! Lace!
And now we're back baby!
Oh, uphill now.
Oh, sure.
Okay.
I'm fucking moving!
Fucking move it
Whoa, why that sir
Wow!
One free pizza!
One free pizza!
Holy shit!
Wait, do I get off first?
Kind of a vibe, ain't ya?
Kind of a vibe!
Okay, wait, I learned this.
Down, lift up, back.
There she is.
We did it!
Hey, chat, I was going to say, shout out to the chat for getting me this from our birthday
man.
You guys gifted subs so I could get this from our birthday, bro.
It's a great birthday gift from the chat, bro.
It's fucking freezing.
Oh.
Oh.
No way.
No way.
I gotta do the reveal.
Ready?
Yeah.
I'm gonna do the reveal.
All right.
Here's the reveal.
All right.
The clippers.
I want to get my new car.
All right, y'all.
I know I just got a 2026 AMG.
I got a 2026 AMG.
I got a 2026 AMG.
I got a 2026 AMG.
I got a 2026 AMG.
I got a 2026 AMG.
I got a 2026 AMG.
I got a 2026 AMG.
I got a 2026 AMG.
a 2026 AMG SL 63 last week but today is my 23rd birthday and my chat on
Twitch came together and got me a brand new car so this is gonna be the
official reveal shout out to the thugs out to the chat for getting me this car
I really appreciate y'all man. Happy birthday to me my new car
Yes, come on come on
Tell me this is not tough. Let's go
Tell me this is not tough
Wow, bro
Wow, bro
Hey car number three
They'll be you pussy bike
panty dropper
Wait, should I name it that?
That's what I'm gonna name you know everybody has a pain in their car
Do imagine I'm like yo chat. I'm here. So we take the panty dropper
PD PD the panty dropper
The PD I like that
That's the nickname, is the panty dropper.
Girls see me riding on that panty dropper right to the floor.
What's the name of the golf cart?
The golf cart.
A cart.
So cold out there.
Holy shit, the spider-man scared me too.
See what I'm talking about.
Who's that guy?
What is Coco eating? Coco's eating something.
Wait, is that leaking oil?
That's not leaking, is it?
Right here?
I don't think so.
No, I don't think this is from the bike, Dad.
This was already here.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be honest, that's actually a great purchase.
And it was low-key cheap for a price?
Or for what I'd gone for?
It's low-key cheap.
What the fuck are you eating?
A little bit of pizza?
Not about chow.
She eating pizza?
Hey! Oh, really?
Oh, crap!
Actually, crap! Oh, my God.
Chad, did you see her, any?
Chad, that's what she was doing. Eating pizza.
you
you
you
you
you
you
W-100 gifted?
No way that worked.
Yeah, she's 21. She could drink now.
Oh, it's like I'm with a hundred bitch.
I feel like it's gonna be wrong dad.
I'm not going to jump into dinner.
Wait, how far is the restaurant?
Take the moped. What? Not much help.
Mmm, chop.
Chocolate cover strawberry way better than a cake you have some chocolate cocoa tell her about the name of your moped
I named the moped PD it's a panty dropper
You see me running around in a well pad and you go in L.A. and you run around in that well pad, paintings are dropping right to the floor right away.
They're going to call police on again.
You're rich.
Oh my God. Mr. Dube, thank you for a big 25 gift and my wish is coming true.
Thank you so much for a 25, buddy!
I wanna see you get a triple reset.
You wanna see me what?
Get a triple reset.
You're in your ukulele?
Yeah, I know.
Okay, yeah, I can do that.
You said you could, I wanna see it.
I can.
Let me just, um...
Let me load it up.
I can do that. What?
Oh, they said take the shot. Let's take 23 shots.
No, I do not. I will die.
Wait, you don't think I can do it? What is it called? A what?
Triple reset.
Yeah, she's playing with my body, girl.
Just like in like normal training?
Sure, yeah.
So like you mean like off the wall, triple reset?
Yeah.
I could do a triple reset, dude.
See that?
See, I don't know what it is.
It's okay, keep going.
I'm not going to get hurt.
I'm not going to get hurt.
I'm not going to get hurt.
I'm not going to get hurt.
I'm not going to get hurt.
You ever heard of a pin shot?
You wanna see a pin shot?
I can do a pin shot.
It's like one of the hardest things in Rocket League to do.
Ready?
See that? To reset.
See? Told you.
And then watch this aerial.
I hear him.
Almost.
I need to play with my body.
I need to play because I'm not a real being.
Alright, I want to see this.
Mom's run a pre-date trust me champ vote on me. I'm not losing in front of I'm not I'm not losing his game
I'm really a pro player when it comes into that
This counts for a shot
That's a fake out you put a fake out
another one there
Yo chat, I know I'm cooking just by seeing that kickoff that he had.
What a shot, Leigh.
What do you do?
He's right. Gold.
Let me go get some real players.
He's not let it- Alright, fuck it, I'm gonna flip reset.
Ready?
Bye bye! 4-1! Bye bye!
Alright, we thought it was a dozen of them!
I told you I'm actually good at this rocket league shit. People down me, but I could...
I talked to a pro...
I still haven't yet to see him in the triple.
I talked to a pro and he said that I could probably be SSL.
What?
Nothing.
What's funny, huh?
Nothing.
See that? Little tip, wing tip.
Ready?
What a shot lay.
You know what aerial is?
It's one of the hardest things to do in this game.
Watch this.
I'm gonna show you how to do an aerial.
So there's ranks in all of you, right?
And only the top rank can get aerials.
No, this is not the worst rank.
No, it's not.
Like, and you're letting him score.
You're gonna be fucking in the hospital from doing so many shots.
I'm winning.
What a sh- what a tip.
Watch this.
Aerial.
What can I say pro gamers being a pro gamer
You've got more gifts.
We're not going to do it. It's from a daft.
It's from a duty.
A daft from a duty?
Mm-hmm.
He said to open this one first.
Where is he?
I don't know. He's from a duty.
He's from a daft?
Oh my God, these are tough.
Yo!
Oh, we're in Arizona.
Yo!
These are the Kobe 5 Bruce Lee's.
Yo, this is insane!
Oh my gosh, WADAH! W Airline!
I do, I have two pairs of Kobe's now.
Might be my new thing I collect is Kobe's.
Damn, WADAH, dude! WADAH on the check!
That's crazy, hey shout out to that bro. Kobe Bruce Lee's, those are tough.
You got me this?
Some Pokemon cards?
Okay.
Okay.
Some Pokemon cards?
What is this?
A TJ Watt Auto!
Yo!
A TJ Watt Auto out of ten?
I want auto out of 10?
What the fuck, only 10 of these in the world?
Yo.
Kobe Bruce Lee's a T.J.
while auto and I can rip some packs real quick.
Let's see what we get at Pokemon Vex.
W would die.
Hold on.
Okay, nothing.
Coco, what are you doing?
I'm gonna call him after I open these packs. I gotta see if I guess I'm crazy
Is that good is that good a clifery a plipperie plipperie
Oh shit worth millions 50k hit 10k put it on God a clifery is worth 10k
It's worth ten cents.
Don't think I got anything good from the Pokemon packs but yo, a tea?
I gotta call it a death. Hold on. I gotta call it a death. I gotta call it a death.
He's on the plane, Chase, he's on the plane, he's on the plane, he's on the plane, he
me though. W prod. Chad, do I roll the dice and play another
race came and if I lose I have to take a shot?
What do I wait for Jinxie?
Huh?
No.
You want me to get drunk?
No, I don't want to get drunk.
Yeah, well, you're the most pobby's come out my fault. I'm checking. Drink some water.
It's your birthday. Like, like, like that might be the most asshole thing you could
say. You're just telling you're just using my birthday as an excuse to tell me I need
to drink water.
Those clothes are sick, don't they?
Now, when did these clothes come out?
I remember wanting these back in the day.
I
Remember wanting those cobs back in the day, but I dead ass could not afford them when I was in
Back in a day me on scholar me. Hello
Oh
You have a gift for me
For real, thank you, bro. I appreciate that
23
Fuck me in my ass, sorry
Wait, wait, wait, wait, do you know, do you know, like, like, like, okay, yeah, I'll text you, okay?
Okay, we'll just tell, tell me when you're free too, tell me when you're free too.
Okay then.
Okay, yeah.
All right, bro, thank you man, appreciate you.
Yes, sir, yes sir.
All right.
Come on, like, come on, like, come on, like, show them why you're a legend.
BANG!
I'm just a piece of shit.
Like Jack, can y'all just call me a piece of shit?
and it's time to say you're a piece of shit go ahead just spam it up go just do it
thank you thank you
Oh
I'm not taking a shot
Ron and neon beef so I gotta do with me bro
What the fuck?
You can't get over that, no way. Lights. Lights.
Facts, Narcissists.
Jinx he call in? Oh no.
Nice, what are you doing? You fucking moron! GO MOTHERFUCKER, YES!
Uh, wait, what is he calling on? What is he calling on?
What a shot lay what a shot lay finish it finish it oh
I wanted to finish on them champion of some dead ass getting better at this game
Shit.
You doing this?
I'm not even getting a call on Discord.
Am I going to have to take another shot?
Am I going to have to start it off?
Wait a minute, Leigh.
You know, I'm lowkey getting kind of talented at this shit.
This is just pure gamer genetics, you guys are witnessing.
I'm gonna score this guy with no moves, watch this.
Little pack draw segment that is, starts your birthday.
Maybe pack draw, give me a little birthday gift
in the balance, not a bad shot at all.
I want it. I want it. I want your balls. Yep, that's a goal. Thank you very much. Free
goal. Thank you. How do you get boost? What am I doing here? I got to apply some pressure.
I hate y'all, not a lot.
Facts are no chap.
Players that play like this guy just deserve nothing.
.
.
.
.
She did not let me do that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my God!
I'm gonna have to take a fucking shot!
I gotta get a quick goal here. Make sure interesting it
Got it I gotta get a quick goal here chat one thing about me my mom always told me Lacey you're a legend
So I gotta make I gotta make her proud
I
Know
Tc I just lost the game already and I have to take a shot
I
Told them that I was gonna win a solo game and if I didn't listen we both got to take a kickoff shot
Okay, we will, but Lacey, look, look, dude.
What?
You never seen me off the Captain Morgan's route.
I might have harassed you.
You texted me this morning and said, I'm the Captain.
I'm the Captain.
Lacey, my student is wrong.
I'm probably going to just go to school in a few minutes.
I've got to grab a can of Coke.
OK, call me.
Yo, we're going to get fucked up.
We are going to get fucked up, bro.
Wait, OK, Drew, is there any chaser you can get me?
No, no, no, no, any soda?
Wait, there might be a poppy in there or something, darling.
I mean, at all times they basket.
Angry?
Oh, no, she took all the drinks out.
I forgot.
Don't be a bitch. Fireball goes down raw.
Yo.
Since when are you guys fucking professionals?
I didn't get fucked up!
I'm a bad guy, yo!
You know it!
Let's jump!
Yeah.
Jinxie just took a shot.
So you guys think I should take a shot.
I'm going to give you a shot.
What are you doing?
I was just learning.
I was just learning.
What's that? You made that?
Totally.
Chicken, garlic, and lots of stuff.
Mmm.
Did you learn any things?
Where'd you get this?
Someone need it.
Here.
Oh, I know it.
It's done.
Mmm.
Say that again.
Mmm.
Here.
It's not Moose, yeah, Moose is in here.
I'll show you what I'm doing.
Wait, are you going to take a shot?
Wait, can you feed me even?
Just because I don't get my hands full of dirt or anything?
All right, hold on.
Wait, is there a quarter?
Thank you.
Here we go, chat.
Here we go, chat.
No, no, no.
Just that once.
What?
Just that once.
Right.
What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I thought you were dead, dad.
Dad?
I thought you're dead!
If you're not drunk, wait until you're ready!
Come on!
Get ready to get fucked up!
Let's do it!
Holy shit!
You know what?
Let's jump!
Yeah!
Follow the alchemomics!
We went left down!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Come on, Jack!
We gotta get fuckin' ready!
We gotta get fried!
Here we go!
What's he doing here?
Oh!
She ends the first.
Okay.
Two shots deep kickstarter, mods changed title.
To drunk Rocky League with Jynxie.
One loss equals one shot.
Come on, baby.
Straw in a can is crazy work, LA pussy boy.
I can't wait.
Well, you can't wait.
Everything I do, everything I do,
y'all gotta say something, bro.
You're a rich as fuck and you're drinking fireball hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Doesn't matter how much money you have in the world
Doesn't matter how many cars you have what house you have
I'm gonna wear what I want to wear. I'm gonna drink what I want to drink. I'm gonna eat what I want to eat
It doesn't matter about money taking shots of fireball is good
Fuck! Hello?
You think so?
Yo, what's happening?
Are you okay?
Hold on, leave my headset on.
Leave my headset on.
Why are you sighing?
Oh, shit.
Agreed. Agreed.
Uh, uh, electrolytes, uh...
Good!
I have a big disgusting can of fireball, and that's it.
That's what I got. That's what I got. Fireball.
Fireball wait it says I'm modern a modern no no I actually had my desk. I wanted you're gonna look
I'm not even gonna hold you. All right. I'm gonna be honest, bro
Yeah, they see fireball is probably my guilty pleasure. It's my guilty pleasure, but I think it's like half chemicals, dude
It's good because I you know why I like fireball
Zip it's like candy tingle dude. I took two shots already. I feel good. It takes it does
Bro, if I would have gotten fireball, I would have been able to take more shots, but I have
Captain Morgan and I can go get a bottle of Holtakila if you want me to.
Alright, we're not going to die.
Bro, look, we're not even going to have to drink because you're good at this game, right?
Yes.
or introduce me to Rocket League because I am genuinely waking up and playing Rocket League
off stream.
That's what I do.
It's bad.
I play Rocket League after my stream and before my stream.
I'm trucking.
I'm not even going outside.
I play Rocket League for like two hours.
Bro.
Oh shit.
Hold on.
Shit hold up. No, bro. It's a fire-ass game one time. My head is off
But dude, let's do this bro. Let's get into it. Okay, so so Lacey
I'm gonna say this off the rip, bro
Yeah, whatever I saw with stable Ronaldo in the tournament that shit's not flying today. I bring good
rotations no, no seriously
You did play good, but not good enough like Lacey. You're not in my standards, dude, bro
No, I'm Plat 1, like I'm a big dog.
I'm Plat 1.
I'm Gold 3.
Like they say, Plat 1 is where the big dogs eat, dog.
Wait, you're what?
I'm Plat 3.
No, I'm Gold 3.
But I hit Plat 1 and I deranged.
Oh.
You're Gold 3, me, huh?
Okay, the thing is, I'm one game off Plat 2,
so I'm technically Plat 2, but I'm just being a-
Wait, so we're playing with cats?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
Are you not ready for-
We're doing one last equals rule.
It is my birthday, yeah.
Lacey, wait, okay, I'm a piece of shit.
Bro, I was not gonna text you
because I seen you were live in your title set,
birthday, and I was gonna tell you happy birthday
in Discord and then I forgot because it's my piece of shit.
Lacey, happy birthday, and I'm just gonna say, bro,
it is an honor to get drunk with you on your birthday.
Oh my God, this is my first time ever getting,
actually no, second time ever getting drunk on my birthday.
What is my joke?
Second time ever?
What is a my job?
Just me.
Mi-ho, mi-ho.
Because you said you were going to three,
so they're saying mi-ho.
Mi-ho is sun in Spanish.
They're just saying sun with a little bit of a barrier.
Are you serious?
All right, Lacey, I invited you.
Remember, bro, I need you to step it up.
All right, whatever I saw in that TVT Tournament.
We are doing one-
It's mostly-
It's mostly one shot in Plat lobbies?
Lacey, if there's a problem with Plat lobbies,
Here's the door.
Lacey, I'm a big dog, bro.
I'm too cool for gold, unless it's one.
So I don't know what it is.
I cannot get out of gold in once.
But in twos, I can.
So Lacey, let's tighten up, bro.
Wait, I hear you in game shot.
I hear you in game shot.
Can you mute me?
How do I do that?
How do I do that?
Wait, I can just mute you.
Oh, I can do it.
All right, we're good now.
No, you're good, you're good.
I can do it.
Lacey, you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Let's do this, one.
Come on, check!
One lost equals one shot.
Look, I'm gonna stay stoke-o'd
Boston sober this whole night. I'm already one shot in. I'm two shots in. Okay, here we go.
See, but you're on fireball, bro. Fireball is like candy, dude. It doesn't count.
So yeah, fireball is candy, bro. Should I get the kilo? I think you, well, I'm the captain now.
So I have Captain Morgan. If you want to be a captain with me, Captain Morgan. All right, I go,
I go. Focus. While we're still sober, we need to be winning. Yeah, I know. Nice. Nice. Oh my god,
I'm gonna give this kid off. It's gonna stop.
Oh, yeah, I'm demoing. I'm demoing.
I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not dead.
Where are you, Lacey?
Oh, I think I need you up on those crosses.
I think I'm gonna get the ball.
No, not this fake shit. No.
Hey, hey, hey. Listen, I'm gonna say this to everybody, bro.
If you pull that fake shit, get out of my team.
If you miss the ball, say you miss.
Oh, no. Lacey.
Should we just take the shot now or?
Or maybe just flying above your head?
Oh, no, oh, no.
Basically, what I need to do is play overly like the fastest.
Okay.
This is such a bad idea.
Wait, Jack, no, no.
This is actually a terrible idea.
One lost equals one shot if a guy that's ever even licked
blasts.
Take the end of the goal and the goal and the goal!
What are you doing?
One
We're the two be one
What an absolute
All right, all right, I'm gonna get them a boost. I'm gonna get them a boost
Okay, okay. Hold on. Okay. He's just sitting in goalie like a fucking child drop
You you you what a shot away or I'm behind you on my
If they get a big time, I'll be back. Oh my god, that's you I got don't
Lacey
That's good
Oh
Shit son okay, okay relax relax
I'm walling it walling it. I'm gonna demo. I'm gonna demo. He missed the ball. He missed the ball
You you you
Yes, hey look at this bug by the way. Yes, good ball. Not a selfish play ball. Nice day
All right, all right, look we're not gonna have to take a shot chat and we calm their horses
me you you you always play the second time no oh my wait oh my what they see
out of that me right I'm going back and going back all right you go to the ball
I'm in the next you go to the ball I go I go get absolutely fucking horn
Swoggles
Lacey you you you you you you
God I love it. I love you you you you
I love it. I see
Brady
Bro, if we have to take a shot, our Presudion team's gonna be a fuck, this is actually gonna
be a fuck.
I mean, this is going to be a motherfucking play-action.
I'm on top of it, oh my god!
I have a shot here.
Okay.
Let's get a bounce, let's get a bounce.
Stay out of it.
Fake them.
Lacey!
LACEY!
NOOOOOO!
Oh no!
Hi, Shixie.
Are you here or there?
Got him already.
Oh.
What am I doing?
Alright, let's get you up, let's get you up.
Let's see, you gotta, uh, I gotta go.
Yeah, I think I was...
Good save.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna bump!
Shadow, am I playing good?
road traps I bump the golden if we get close to it man if we get close okay I
kind of stopped it a little bit like oh my god nice Lizzie what a play what a
play oh my god jimmy's a pre-shot I'm shot I'm shot I'm probably
like you get it
he's a fucking funny jaycee
I got it out just we have a minute 20 minutes
we're going to rebound faster motherfucker
we're going to bounce off
you got it out got it out got it out got it out
you wow you're looking good out there Keith
I got this oh wait up
yo this guy should just sneak in the bag like a loser
I'm gonna get that back. Flip reset fuck. Yeah, go get go demo. Go demo. Go demo. Go bump them
We have 50 seconds
Oh
You like that you like that dude look what you made him do look like that
Jump
My god, we're staying sober Wow, okay, so you're gonna have to take a single shot
That would be cinema, we went for hours straight.
I have a shot I think.
Your shot I cannot get back.
Get back!
Contest him.
I love that contest.
Don't worry daddy's home.
Daddy's home.
Love it!
I'm on it!
I'm on it!
Oh no.
Get it.
Any touch there we go. Yeah, they should hang. Yeah, yeah, they can't hang.
Should we take a victory shot or what do y'all think, Jack?
No. That's fair.
Jack, what?
It's not a bad shout.
I'm awesome.
Jabber the post victory shot.
Bro, Lacey, what a come back, my boy.
Wow.
Lacey, this all started because you actually went for the demo on the goalie.
It's like, it's all broke.
It doesn't matter how good you are, it just matters how good you are in the team as well.
Solid.
So, okay.
I'm one win away from Plat 2, which means, as soon as I get to Plat 2, we're probably
going to lose every single fucking game, so we probably should not take a victory shot.
They're saying victory shot.
Dude, this is such a...
Okay, what about like half a victory shot?
Like we both take like a little sip.
For the victory shot, we'll go small.
L, we'll see.
Just like a tiny shot for the victory shot.
For the middle sip, all right?
Yeah, a tiny shot for the victory.
Okay.
Let me know when you're ready.
You ready? Three, two, one.
Dude, this is actually, oh, it's actually perfect, we got toasts, no I'm gonna be honest, I feel
a lot.
Throw most faculty games.
Good?
I have to burp that bro, hey let's get hammered, let's get hammered and lose all of our weed
off.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I feel good. I feel good. I'm not a clinic. I'm 1.3 shots deep and I feel good
They see didn't take it. Yes, I did I got it. I mean, I know y'all are trolling, right? I
Know y'all are trolling, right?
Yeah, you say that so are you like a shot?
Oh no.
Chill.
Don't sit. Bro, when you say, oh no, it's like, I'm, that's gonna kill my confidence.
Okay.
Just have confidence, bro.
Our only callouts are meaning me, you, you, you, meaning me, you, you, you.
It's all we say, we're like crows.
You, you.
Oh god.
Got it.
You. Nice.
Okay.
You, you, you.
The back moves.
That's gonna bounce.
All right, all right, all right.
You're actually a gamer, like, you actually know what you're doing.
Oh, you see?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
You, you, you.
You.
Oh, my god, you.
I tried to have the touch.
I love it, I love it.
You saw the little touch I tried to have there?
Yeah, you, you, you, you, you, you!
I'm on it.
Nice!
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love this team right now.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, you!
You!
Me, me, me, me, me!
You!
You!
Fuck!
I'm back, I'm not.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I said me and I missed my aerial.
I have to stop aerialing, bro.
I have to stop fucking aerialing, dude.
I'm just getting sun in the knee.
Basically, I'm sorry, dude.
No, it's not, we both missed, we both missed.
Call me at this.
Oh yeah, let them spam me home, let them spam me home.
They're just saying it, cause they want us to lose.
I'm on that, at least I'm on that.
Holy power shot, I gotta direct that though.
you you motherfucker what type of bullshit is that that is unacceptable on my team
you understand fucking god what was that over the middle of your defense
Shad never your defense. No, I'm gonna go for it now. Thanks. Yeah, I got this
You you
Me you you where is me?
All right, we need to go
Me me nice nice nice. Oh my god
Yeah, yeah, he's there. He's there. He's there demo demo demo to be one
To be zero to be zero
Oh my god, no way you got that touch she's you back to the job with my hands
Robocon that action, okay? Oh, yeah, Mr. Trotter. Mr. Trotter. So wonderful. It's disgusting
No, fuck.
Shadowy, win this.
I got a good ball touch.
Nice.
Oh no.
That's gonna miss.
That's gonna miss.
We're gone.
We're gone.
Off to the races.
Off to the races.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's like a do-there.
That's like a do-there.
Oh no.
God fucking dammit!
He missed, he missed, he missed!
He missed!
Got it out of there!
Okay, one minute, Jinx, you got a score here.
Show me your clutch, I need to see the clutch.
You will.
You will.
Thank them for you.
Walling it over the middle.
over the middle
Get in the bathroom we need to score and we need to score now
Do you want to get the shot now
I
Thought
Don't it's over it's over come on we get a little dead ball go here
You you oh my god, thank you
You you let's see how did you to get better at playing rebound you missed all the shots
I know, but I need you to work on the rebounds anyway.
Are you all right? I'm good.
Hold on. Get the energy level from Leigh?
Oh, what the only goal there?
Oh my god.
Nice assist, bro. Hey, hey, nice assist, bro.
Whose team are you on?
Who's fucking team are you on?
Nice goddamn assist.
I mean, my god!
Thanks for the 10 gifted!
Hold on, let's see. We still won't...
He's coming.
He's going to move, he's going to move.
Yeah, now we got him.
So I don't know if you like smoke to read for your birthday or something, but rather
I've seen you miss out on three rebound goals in two games, which might be a world record
They see I need to play the rebound. I know play the rebound pull your head out of your ass. You're right
All right, bro. We got to our first shot. Come on real shot. Yeah, okay. Here we go
Here we go ready
all right
Now people said you scammed on the last one. I did not scam on the last one
I'm drinking out the bottle
All right ready three two no no no no no no no no no no. Okay. Alright that's a big fucking shot
I got my chaser too you ready? I'm ready. Three two one go.
Oh
Fuck
All right, you ready notice how is it a baby shot fucking I'll take another one then oh
Not a baby shot. It's not a baby shot
Brother saying you're like faking shots. I don't know what's happening over there
They're saying you're like not holding up your end of the bargain. They're saying you're like doing like I'm trying shit
You're chasing fireball with an energy drink?
Yes!
I'm just gonna im-
Good God, dude.
Alright, you ready?
Wait, when you press right stick, you can see behind you.
You have a backshot game.
Look.
Oh my God, you do.
Yeah, I-
I-
What?
Match canceled.
Is that a loss?
Give us more time.
Lacey's drinking more than you.
No.
Bro, what the-
Whoa!
Do you like hate yourself?
No, dude, we're not taking a shot out of that.
There's a-
He's out of law.
Jack says that's a shot.
No, how is that a-
Jack, how is that a loss?
The game got cancelled.
How the fuck?
That's a shot.
Alright, Lacey, stop- stop-
Uh, fuck, like-
No, no, no, ignore them.
They just want us to, like, be unconscious.
Yo, I'm staying sober, dude.
Me too, me too.
I'm not even feeling it with me yet.
Alright, you go dead it, dead it, dead it, dead it, dead it.
Uh, I'm dead, I'm dead it.
Oh my God, I love you.
Now your playing, I can see it.
I'm gonna take them.
I'm gonna nurse him, you need to.
Okay.
Got it out of there, got it out of there.
Clawing, clawing.
Let's go to job, let's go to job.
What?
Oh, hold!
Never on one!
I'm on that!
Oh no!
What a bike you'll get!
That was clean!
WTF!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie that was actually almost disgusting.
At least that one was turning off.
I'll see you soon. I got demoed. I hope you gotta go on a huge losing streak in Blackout.
Alright, that was good fun. That's good. I feel like you only did it over the same
but it's just as easy. I'm not even kidding. No problem. I saved it once and then look,
how much does it save me? It's a perfect shot. Yeah, and then you spectate in that one.
You expect him these are small do I like out what?
Yo, oh this game all right. This kid is this kid is weak living
Lacey on every thing I love
This kid is weak
All right
So first word for the night all good, dude all good
Because bro at the end of the day, bro. Can't say that on Twitch
I
I guarantee him he's smurfing too, I guarantee it.
He's speed flipping like an absolute chud.
Move equals smurf?
Uh, no, it's not move equals smurf, it's speed flip equals smurf.
Dumped on idiot.
what the fuck was that
got it out of there
you you you
no more shots for us dude absolutely no more shots for us
Highlights, why would a smurf equal to two shots?
Highlights, do me a favor, get a job.
Get a job, I'm not doing two shots.
Come on, man.
I'm setting the shots.
Nice, you see that.
Like that?
Oh my God, I'm actually not.
Holy shit.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Solo play.
So you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
All right, get it out, get it out.
He's doing up her.
He's doing up her, it's a drake.
Lacy, Lacy, Lacy.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, my boy, my boy.
Like, like, lacy, lacy, this is gotta be raised, mate, right?
I missed.
I missed.
Brother, it's a direct shot.
Yeah, I need to work on those.
It's all good.
I got him.
He's going to come up.
Both are aerial.
Ah!
over the middle, over the middle, over the middle, god damn it, not there, they're playing
good D, oh he pinched out of it, this motherfucker is already drunk, hey jack, get me out of here,
I'm gonna wake up in gold.
I'm gonna wake up in gold.
I swear to God I am.
Oh God, God, God, God.
He's flint resetting!
Mots wanna refund!
I'll take matters into my own hands.
He's fucking flint resetting!
Alright.
Yo, Caillou, get some pussy, dude.
You're smirking in blast!
Over the middle.
Right side of the net, right side of the net.
Okay, okay, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Oh, get me out of here, get me out of here.
It's there, Jesus.
No, no, it's not. It never comes.
Fuck you!
You guys are fucking climbing the walls!
What?
Hit it up.
I'm hiding.
That was almost so good, man.
You gonna drop? I'm almost.
That's a huge, huge, huge.
Christ, I see.
No, no, it's not me. Like, wait now, this. That's in your neck, dog.
Drop drop fucking drop, please fucking drop. They see you you you you you you I love you
My veins come on
All right, we need one more to win again another goddamn shot
I go I go you bloody second touch
That's a good bounce!
That's gonna drop, fellas. That's gonna drop.
Rebound!
No, Jaycee.
Jaycee!
Jaycee!
Jaycee!
Oh my god, he's spewing.
I don't talk about it. I don't talk about it.
He's doing that spewing shit up in the game.
How does he not hit the ball?
I'm here.
Me what is that man out in the open out of the opening says
No, we just big smokers
Yeah, anybody got buttermilk brand for my city
That's how you win and that's how you deal with adversity and that's how you
I spit on my tips.
Okay, Lacey.
Okay, now I'm 1-1 away from 5-2.
Okay?
Okay, okay.
So dude, do you want to do a mini victory shot?
Yes or no?
How about just get a shot counter or you're fired?
No, no.
What do a mini victory shot?
I don't think we do a victory shot.
Okay, okay.
Get it, get it, get it, get it.
You know what?
I'm going to do a victory shot.
You don't have to.
I'll not leave when you hang it on a victory shot,
I gotta do it.
Yeah, dear cousin, dear, yeah, dear cousin.
All right, all right, ready?
Let's see, let's do a teeny tiny victory shot there.
Okay, a tiny bit, a tiny bit.
I'm tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny.
Teeny tiny, teeny tiny.
Just like my pep.
All right, they see three, two, one, now.
Now, it's not tight.
So we're kind of just doing a shot after every game.
It was just one game equals one shot?
Yeah, yeah, this actually was not even in the deal.
I don't even know what's happening.
Tell us, at the end of the night, dude.
What do you mean, we won 15 shots?
We won!
Yeah, chat, it's supposed to be a Mickey shot when you win, too.
It's supposed to be Mickey Chow in the way.
Three games, six shots.
Watch out, watch my shirt off.
I'm cheeky too.
Wait.
Wait, why is my shirt?
I didn't remember taking my shirt off.
Over the left!
You left!
Yeah.
I get it back, please.
Oh, we were in a little one there.
Oh my god, it's out.
Oh my god, it's out.
Can't be a little long, 15 minutes, right, Chats?
Come on, Matt.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
I missed the ball.
No, it's me, it's me, it's me.
That's you, that's you, that's you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get the fuck out of my thing.
If you're gonna do those weak ass challenges,
what the fuck is that?
Just jump.
Jump.
It's you, it's you, it's you.
You side-flip, man.
Fucking side-flip.
Oh wait, I'm over a flip reset, watch it.
Bro, you're over a flip reset.
On one loss equals one shot.
Demo Demo
Yo, I'm just great. It's been one game equals two shots. So
You're right, you're right, but we get a mini one
Bros an angry jump drunk. Yeah, bro
We ever win ball games. I'm not here for any other bullshit
Come on. Oh my god, what a touch
Let me give you you. Yeah. Love you. Wow, lovely
Don't worry, I'm literally gonna go if you know what that means.
It's you!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Them, them, them, them, them.
They hate me.
I'm so, I'm so hated.
You bumped me.
I mean, how many shots did you have?
You bumped me actually twice.
You didn't even bump me once.
You bumped me.
You hear you got out of there. It's a great shot. Actually
I'm on that you need to play the fucking rebound
No, I'm here to save goals. I'm here to save goals. What I'm here to do, baby here to save goals
great shot there JT let that shot out of you it's too easy bend over and let me put it up that tight
ass because bro I run this rocket thing shit dude come on as long as you did see
You, you, I'm back.
That's well up.
Come on with the middle.
Nice, nice, nice.
Great, great, great, great, great.
Jump, absolutely dunked on.
Wait a minute, one more dunk.
Not there.
You like, you like, you like.
That's my best one, that's my best.
Whoa, whoa.
Love it, absolutely love it.
I'm digging it, I'm digging it.
I'm there, I'm there, just kidding, it sounds.
I'm never doing that sober like all I know is I'm never doing that sober holy fuck oh
Oh, I'm gonna-
Mayboots?
He broke rule one!
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of people break rule one, just fucking do it.
Only the weirdos do that.
Okay.
I mean, McDonnell Brown James,
he just literally put his nuts in my chest.
Look at this.
I'm so high up too.
Damn!
Oh no.
Alright, listen.
You have to-
We're two minutes away from taking another shot at me, so let's walk
That's dad I love it
Yo, baby, we don't want to get fucking see us we gotta pull off a buck and come back on the leg
Cause I'm feeling it and we're about to be taking 7 shots in 30 minutes.
That is not normal human activities!
He's gonna score.
God damn it, somebody killed me.
Somebody just ended me.
That moment.
I'm gonna bump this idiot.
Come here Dom.
Fuck idiot.
I mean I understand drinking a shit brother the ball is in your face
Oh my god.
Over the moon.
I'm walking this.
That's in our net dude.
That's in our fucking net.
You.
Yeah, it's getting close to a porpain in a second.
you contact one day okay all right you plan on hitting the ball tonight let
me know let me know let me know let me know wait in the fucking net go go
this things got into some purpose yeah I'm not getting
What the fuck are you doing?
They see me.
They see me.
How many shots have you taken?
Yo, I have a lot of goals, bro.
Oh, yeah.
You did great in that game, Tony Snow.
Wait, that's the wrong net?
No way I'm shooting the wrong net.
What?
Wait.
Wait, there's no way.
What?
You were shooting on Arnett? How many times?
I'm getting shot. I'm getting shot. There's no way. There's no way.
You were shooting on Arnett?
No. Oh, I'm going to try it again.
Alright. Another shot.
No, bro. I'm just going to keep it above.
Yeah, I'm just going to keep it above, bro. At this current rate,
Um, I'm gonna wake up and probably still more three
Lacy, I understand you've had shots, bro
You can't be missing the ball, but it's on the ground if the ball is in the sky you can miss if the ball is it
I saw you missed the ball on the ground twice that game
Brother come on. All right, let's get the shot going
No forfeit is two shots. He's had now you guys are making your own rules because you're sick in the fucking ass
You guys wanna die
All right, let's see, are you better?
Are you better?
This is not...
What number shot is this?
What number shot am I on?
Look, no more victory shots from this point on.
No more victory shots.
Literally.
Are you better?
We're on seven?
This is not our seventh shot.
No, it isn't.
Bro, because we took many shots.
We took many shots.
All right, hold on.
Ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Three.
Wait, pour it in, pour it in, pour it in, pour it in.
I'm just checking out the bottle.
Ready?
I'm ready.
God, that smells strong.
I'm be captain now.
Three.
Hold it up.
Wait.
Three.
Two.
Oh my god, that's the biggest one I've taken.
That one was fucking crazy.
Josh you a block of work. What does that mean?
One fourth of a shot. Yo, bro, do you want to be punched in the fucking jaw? Tell us
something. Do you want to be punched in the fucking jaw? You're shot watching, bro. My
My dad's calling. Oh God.
Oh no, your dad's calling.
Hey dad, how's it going?
Good man, hey, we're watching Curling right now.
On the Olympics? I'll be out there?
The United States versus Great Britain.
They're missing important plot points.
I'll be out there in like 30, 40 minutes.
30, 40 minutes.
Well, you might miss it.
All right, well, I'll be out there now.
I mean, they're locked into a fucking battle right now.
Dad, right now I'm on rock.
This is absolute cinema.
Right now I'm doing Rocket League, but one loss is one shot.
Okay.
I'll be out there.
I'll be out there.
All right.
Thank you.
You're the best.
All right.
Later.
Yeah.
Lacey, my dad does love you.
I love you, dad.
He always brings up your clips.
You late.
WD.
WD in the chat.
WD.
All right, Lacey.
Flick it.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, I love you.
All right.
I have my drunk glasses on now.
Okay.
My drinking glasses.
glasses on my glasses yo jigsie I'm feeling it like you know when you get a
little drunk in your face starts to heat up a little bit you can you want to
like stretch your cheeks I'm over aerial fucking you know when your stomachs
like starts twisting that's how we're at all right
all right basically give me a favor keep that car on the ground keep that
car on the ground for that I don't care how drunk you get Lacey keep that car on
because if you keep aerioling I'm gonna be in gold
your bottle's still full
uh yo I don't know if you were like dropped on your head as a kid
if I drink an entire cup of morgan bottle I'll be hospitalized to get some alcohol for you
are you fucking dumb?
no shit the bottle's still full
it's a fresh fucking bottle
no he takes it
that's me
my teammate
my teammate
Hey, it's over dude.
Me, me, me, me.
I said, me, you got this!
Amit!
Fuck!
I could have been a power shot, man!
I got my beating!
Brother!
When I say, me, me, me, me.
Don't ram into the back of my car!
I don't know how that works.
This is such a bad stream idea!
Oh, he's like drunk laughing.
It's me! It's me!
I need you out of here!
Take me out!
It's not you!
You drunk bastard!
Lacey, play the goal. Play the goal.
Wait, good shot. Oh my god, there's another player.
I'mma finish it, finish it!
I'm about to kill myself, MGT.
MGT, I'm about to wrap myself around the telephone pole.
How is that not a goal?
How? How is that?
He missed, he missed.
At least he's moving from- fuck!
I'm gonna blow this.
You, you, you, you, you!
You!
You!
Me, me.
Me, me.
Me, me.
Me, me.
Me, me, me.
Me again.
You! You!
How many hits of ball did you hit?
How many hit of ball did you hit?
You can't fuck.
You just missed an open goal.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
over chat don't even type cap how about that though how about that what a shot
what a shot
like whenever I get drunk like I just get so fucking funny and then when I
play ranked in rockin' beat I get a little more punch.
Jack, I'm about to beat this shit out of my teeth.
I go, I go, I go. I'm watering it, watering it.
I gotta put my glasses back on.
My drinking glasses.
You, you, you.
Lacey, you, you, you, you. I'm in that. You, come in.
It's only a 50 because you didn't commit earlier. Come in.
Where are you driving?
What are you doing?
Bro, let's see.
Commit.
When I say you commit.
I'm committing.
I'm committing.
Fuck you.
Over the middle.
Oh my god.
Rebound boss.
Back up to Allen.
Committing.
Committing.
I got it.
I got it.
God damn it!
Everybody knows.
Where are you?
Son.
Son.
Hey, ho.
Are you just driving around?
No.
Are you eating?
Brother, are you eating in my team?
Do you want to be socked in the face?
Lacey, what are you eating?
What are you eating?
Chad, I'm not putting on TTS.
I'm good off of the harassment for tonight.
I'm good, guys.
Appreciate it though. Yeah, no, yeah, no, no
Great brothers in our hat
Me oh my god get drunk on that's gonna bounce bounce. I'm gonna see you out bounce. I'm gonna see you out
demo
Still get play nice. Don't worry. I'll demo a ball. I got a shot here. Dude. That's a shot
What do you mean, we?
What do you, what does that mean?
I need you, Bummy, you got me there.
Lacey, Lacey.
I got it, I got it!
Let's watch the replay of the anima.
Okay, so.
No, no, no, no, hey, hey.
Bro, bro, what in God's clean earth are you eating?
Lacey, Lacey, it's not you, Bummy,
you're standing behind me like a dog.
Open door, open door!
I got it, I got it, don't touch it, don't touch it.
I know you're drunk, but are you-
You're drunk, I'm drunk!
I said I got it, don't touch it!
Yo, get him out, he's fuckin' shit-faced!
Lacey, you gotta hit the bottle, man!
Oh my god, you missed the ball again.
You missed the ball again.
You missed the ball again.
That's the ball, baby, that's what we do.
That's what we do.
Those eight seconds now. If I hear that bag of chips rustling one more time, I'm going to shut my thoughts about this place.
Lacey, Lacey, it's not a time to eat. We're in a ranked match. You can eat anytime after.
I'm gonna get him! I'm gonna get him! I'm gonna get him!
Get him! Get him! Get him!
It's not really dead.
And that's getting on that.
What are you?
What?
You want me to score in four seconds?
Uh...
I'm about to not even take another shot.
Like, dude,
Lacey, you're driving past the ball, bro.
I don't...
Yay!
Another D-rank.
Yay!
I love D-ranking!
Ha-ha!
Alright, bro.
What...
What...
Wow.
How many shots are we at?
now remember we took two baby shots so those has point five how many shots are
we at y'all without the baby shots we're at seven don't I'm at seven total what
am I I mean bro I'm just sitting here today why
do we take victory shots why did we take victory shots we set ourselves up for
failure. Yeah, it's because we're riding the high of a win. And we're not anticipating
that we first off both suck at the game. Second, are both going to get progressively more drunk
throughout the night. And third, we suck at the game. So like, it's just taking victory
shots by the way, chat, all of you should be ashamed of yourself. Every single. Oh my
I got facts chat.
You guys are actually like horrible people for this, bro.
Eight, 80% of this chat voted, I don't know about your chat.
80% of my chats said victory shot.
You should all be ashamed of yourself.
Shout out to the 20%.
Shout out to the 20%.
I don't know who it is, but, all right, let's see.
Let's just get it over with.
You ready?
Are you ready?
When's the last time you've seen your penis jinksy?
Um, well, I'm not 455 pounds.
So literally this morning, when I pissed, right, Lacey, are you ready?
Ready, bro?
This is getting disgusting.
Every shot's getting worse and worse.
I'm going to start.
All right.
Let me put on my drinking glasses.
Ready?
Three.
Wait a little more.
More, more, more, more, more.
All right, Jack.
Now, if you guys say baby shot, you're getting punched in the mouth.
Look, in GTA, in GTA.
Chat, that's like 80% of the cup, dude.
Alright, everybody ready?
THREE SINGLEMAKES YET, EVEN TAKE IT YET!
3...
2...
1...
I hope you get alcohol poisoning.
Happy, uh, happy, uh, or happy Wednesday to you, dude.
You absolute sick fuck.
You hope I get alcohol poison a
All right, let's see. Let's go
Tournament Lacey Lacey
There is a 2v2 tournament in eight minutes, dude
We have to play this
We have to play this oh
My god, I was a 2v2 tournament. All right, dude. Let's just chat
Let's chat about life bro. So Lacey, are you depressed? No, not at all. Not at all. Not at all depressed
Okay, I hate all right. Let me just say this bro, you know
So I'm drunk, so I'm just gonna be honest cuz you think chat
What is the saying bro sober thoughts are drunk words. Whatever. Yes chat I
Can't fucking
Stand when people are like, ah, I'm so happy. My life is perfect brother chat dude
There's all the times where I'm just laying in my bag at 2.34 in the morning alone,
and I'm like, wow, I'm actually going to die one day.
Hey, that happens once a week. Maybe twice a week, bro.
Wait, this is a question I do.
Yes, let's not do it.
If you could know either the way you die or when you die.
I know what you're going to say.
Hey, I know what you're going to say.
You have to choose one. Either you know when you die or how you die.
What are you choosing?
See, because there's kind of the problem with this question is there's a glitch.
So let's say somebody's like, would you rather the way you die or when you're going to die?
Which is a great question.
But there is a glitch because what if it says, oh, Jinxie, you're going to die in a roller
coaster accident.
Well then, or accident.
And then I'm just not going to go on a roller coaster ever.
Do you know what I'm saying?
So, I think that question has a glitch, but I would rather know when I'm gonna die, or
no, no, sorry, I'd rather know how I'm gonna die, bro, Jack, y'all know, like, what if
you chose how you're gonna die and it said that your PC was gonna blow up while you're
streaming and kill you?
I would keep streaming because fuck it, we fall.
I would rather die doing what I love doing
than being a chud and being scared and streaming.
I would rather die doing what I love.
Now, Chad, let me say this, bro, and yes, I am drunk.
Yup, yes.
Chad, you and everyone that is in this stream,
me, Lacey, every single human being
that is listening to this stream right now,
we are all going to literally be disintegrated
to dust one day.
Now, you can do two things.
You can look at that negatively or positively, right?
Now, Chad, you know, one day in like, Chad, in 200 years,
no one's gonna remember me, no one's gonna remember Lacey,
no one's gonna remember anybody in this train.
None of us are gonna get remembered.
I say this because you should live a life with no regrets.
Doing exactly what you wanna do.
Live your life on your terms.
If you have a crazy dream that seems crazy, brother,
People told me my dream was fucking crazy a thousand times and then as soon as it works out
They're the first people to congratulate you bro chat do whatever the fuck you want bro because at some point in time
We're all gonna pass on dude
So the last thing you want to do is live a life that other people want you to do bro
Whether it's your parents your friends your cousin your fucking girlfriend live a life that you want to live do
Legitimately, right because we're all gonna pass on one day, bro. I
I agree except and yes, I'm drunk that they're gonna remember more than for sure
Lacey I don't explain it bro. I kind of just love you dude. I don't know how to explain it
Jack Lacey is like, I don't know Lacey. It's something about you. That's just very lovable. I don't know what this I don't
I feel like I just got to do a big hug.
Dude, Lacey's just very lovable.
I don't know how to explain it.
All right, do you want to do one more shot before the tournament?
I just took one vote down into another one.
You want to do one more shot before the tournament?
All right, because Lacey, I'm going to keep it above.
All right, I'm going to watch the Olympics with my dad,
but I'm going to play this tournament
and I'll do the second chance tournament too
when we inevitably lose in the first round.
But after the tournament, I'm going to watch the Olympics.
tournament work so okay great question it's gonna start off with 32 teams if we
win we advance to 16 if we win we advance to 8 if we will we advance to
4 if we only advance to 5 so we need five consecutive wins if we lose in the
first round we make it to the second jet start of it.
Wait so we can't lose more than twice?
We can't lose once, but we can't lose once.
No, it was like the extra little leftovers.
Lacey, I think we do a pre-shot tournament.
Not yet, but in three minutes.
Wait, is it on our rank or what is it?
So we are going to be in a gold-ranked tournament, but here's the thing.
We win this. You see, we win this.
The gold rank tournaments are like literally gods.
I don't know how to finish it.
Jack, can I get a retweet?
Every time I play a gold rank tournament,
I load in the first game, it says platinum tournament winner, season 22.
It's like bro, what?
Jack, can I get a retweet?
All right, Lacey, I named our team We Are Drunk.
We are.
We are.
Holy shit.
I'm starting to feel my teeth move hard a little bit.
So we got, okay, one more pre-tournament shot, dude.
Okay.
Bro, what happens to me, bro, is when I drink,
my stomach starts to twist and turn.
My face feels like it's-
I kind of like it though.
When I drink, my face feels like it's stretchy,
like I can pull it all the way apart.
You're my-
Like I can pull it like this.
What?
When I drink, my face gets like hot.
Do you know what I'm saying?
My penis gets hot.
Also, dude, when I drink, my penis gets hard.
Chad, I know some people, like,
normally when they get high, they get horny.
For me, if I, like, I don't get high anymore,
but when I got high, I would never get horny.
But, when I drink, bro, like, Chad, I'ma be honest,
if I stood up right now,
you guys would see me absolutely predict.
Are you a boner right now?
Half jump, half jump.
Let me see. Let me see.
Brother, I'm not that drunk, dude.
I'm not showing my boulds to the screen.
Did you do that?
Bro, didn't you show your dick?
Bro, I actually-
I remember my chat telling me about it.
I accidentally showed everything.
Dude.
Chat, I'm not standing up.
Yo, we got a minute left.
Wait, Lacey. Okay.
What is like...
I'm trying to say...
I'm trying to word this in like a good way.
Fuck it, Lacey, what is the size of like your erections?
My erections are like two inches.
I will be honest, so soft, I'm like, I'm not gonna lie,
I'm like two inches, it's like a turtle,
you know how a turtle is in a shell?
But then when I'm hard, it's like six two.
Six point two erect?
Like that's max hard though,
because there's different levels of hard.
There's different levels of hard.
You either have like normal hard, which is probably like a five nine, maybe six, but like max hard, like super turned on morning wood type of hard 66.2.
I said, what's bro for me?
Um, I mean, I've told my chat this 35,000 times at this point.
So I'm like three point.
I'm pretty solid flaccid.
I'm like 3.1 flaccid.
Okay.
When I'm hard, it does not grow that much though.
I'm like 5.4 erect, 5.3 erect.
I go from 3.3.
Have you been max hard?
Oh, God, yeah, dude.
Oh my, I was max hard this morning.
Brother, when I'm maximum hard, like, okay.
My average hard is 5.3 erect,
but occasionally once a blue moon,
it'll be 5.4 slash 5.5 and slightly curved to the left.
Whenever my penis starts curving to the left,
That's what I know on fucking brick.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, mine doesn't really curve.
Mine's more of a straight missile.
But do you, do you?
Your penis doesn't curve at all.
That's actually kind of unnatural, dude.
Really?
That's your straight, run the bolt.
Curve or straight, run the bolt.
Curve or straight, Jack?
This actually is a really important question.
Wait, Lacey, are you hoodie or no hoodie gang?
No hoodie gang.
No hoodie, no hoodie.
Really?
Bro, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I'm kind of glad that I'm no hoodie gang, dude.
Chat, chat about the hoodie gang, but bro,
that shit looks scary.
Yeah, I'm not explaining it.
Jason told me some bad stories about that shit.
Jason?
Yeah, Jason told me he got like cheese in there one time.
He said Jason said he got cheese in his hoodie of his.
All right, let's just stop.
Lacey, three tournament shot.
Yes or no?
What do you think, Tom?
Yes, let's run it, let's run it, let's run it.
All right, you ready?
You ready?
I'm ready.
Three, two, one.
Oh no, sorry.
Oh, I was pouring it, I'm actually throwing it out.
Bro, I did it.
I took it, bro, I took it.
I took it.
Chat, I did a three, two, one countdown
of when I poured it, dude.
All right, so Lacey, do you want to take another one
to meet me there?
I'm fucking down!
JC, I'm fucking it gone.
All right, all right, I'll do it.
Jeth, let me play this song.
I'll let me play this song, and then I'll do it.
Wait a minute, everyone.
Now you don't know the way I do when I'm living.
Now you don't know the way I do when I'm living.
Now you don't know the way I do when I'm living.
Chad, how do you get rid of the mantents?
Is there a surgery you could do?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am currently six shots deep.
Now we'd want two, three, four, five shots deep, yeah, yeah.
Lacey, can you hear me?
I can hear you, bro.
Go to the gym, work out, gyno surgery.
I'm not gyno.
What are the odds we win this tournament, actually?
Okay, considering I've never won a tournament sober,
like, all right, I'm gonna be honest
cause being honest is fun.
Yeah, considering I've never won a tournament sober,
1% we need all of our opponents to lag out. So just have fun. Now they see you son of a say
Well, is he what is the next time I'm gonna see you do is it gonna be an uh?
Potentially so wait the next time we're gonna see you is
Bro, okay, I know I know I know cheddar can't say I can't say
Cheddar can't say all right, Lacey. Let's go. Let's win this tournament
Let's win this tournament Lacey don't fuck around all right imagine everybody in a cat's dog. They must they're all looking at us
Like we're clowns and we actually end up winning the tournament
Dude our team name is good. All right, you want to do one pregame?
3, 2, 1.
Yeah, you want to do a 3 game shot real quick?
3 game shot?
Alright, let's go.
3, 2, 1.
I was pouring it again.
Yeah, I'm taking the baby one because I'm starting to get double.
I'm taking the baby one too, I'm taking the baby one too.
Three, two, one, famo vorra carraio.
Oh my God, I almost chased that with Captain Moron.
I was supposed to use the coke.
All right, let's eat.
Lot the fucking dude.
Chat, I, dude, I'm so drunk.
Bro, chat, I need to get my sex life going, guys.
It's actually getting bad.
Chad, I've been continuously jerking off for...
Well, I'm gonna be jerking off.
Twice a week.
I'm actually really composed about it.
That's not bad!
Chad, I have...
Chad, I've been continuously choking my chicken for...
8 months now.
Chad, at 8 months, I've been just choking my chicken.
9 months, actually.
I beat the shit nice a day.
What?!
Wait, Lacey, you don't beat off, right? You have a girlfriend, do you, right?
I don't remember the last time I beat off, to be honest.
Jack, see, that's the thing about the dude, Jack. If you have a girlfriend, you actually
never get a girlfriend. Never.
It's like, it's the ultimate, like, plans. All right, Lacey, data, data, data, data,
data. No, I got it, I got it. You did it, you did it, you did it. Come on, Lacey, if
we win this tournament, I'll actually be absolutely.
Oh, they're good, I can tell you. I'll be Hornsbogger. I'm over the middle.
Bro, nobody's good, nobody's good. We're better than us.
I'm coming back.
You, you, you, you lay.
Love it, love that out of you.
Love that out of you.
Me, me, me, me, me.
My God, my God.
I'm drunk, I'm drunk.
I'm driving the road back.
Oh, my God, Jixi, oh, my God, Jixi.
Wee, yes!
Dude, could you imagine I was going to turn around?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jack, could you imagine what his tournament is?
Legitimately
Jettlin' such a fucking Jettlin'
Lazy, dead it, dead it, dead it
DEAD IT, DEAD IT
That's dad, that's dad, I love you
YOU!
YOU!
Oh my god, you're actually lost
It's okay, it's okay
You're drunk and you're playing well, dude
so Ron must have been just the worst he made ever because you're actually good
Ron must have been the worst he made ever
you
so they say when I say you try to like
yes but because he missed
Job to say it would be comfortable.
Over the middle, over the middle!
Oh my God, I love that!
Wow, man, I'm shit-faced.
Dude, I'm shit-faced.
Me to me.
No, no, no, let it out, let it out.
Oh, shit.
Oh my God, wait, wait, wait, I can stop.
What a touch.
Dude, when I'm drunk, I actually go for the more-
Ariel!
You!
Fuck me, mate!
No, no!
They actually stretched my ass out.
They're both missing both missed!
I'm gonna rebound?
Wow, I'm there.
They seem to be missing. For a drunk guy, you're playing pretty well.
At least I know what I'm doing.
Chad, y'all think I'm ever gonna get laid again, y'all?
type yes or no right only really think about it on nice from drunk chat I
just think like dude I might actually die alone
nice off the ground I'm here yeah I'm here at the end I'm bothering you
Watering it
You you
Jesus
Lacey Jesus
Leave it up boy. Clean it up
you
Wow, okay
Chad I already know y'all gonna type W assist
No one wants you just get on grinder
Yeah, that happens to all of us. Yeah chat, you know what bro chat even though y'all don't have a girlfriend. You got me
You do do now obviously don't try to bang me, but you know what I'm saying
Even if y'all got a girlfriend chat y'all got me and now I got a girlfriend. I got y'all bro and I miss the ball
Wow
All right, let's get a drop to the drop. I'm locked
I'm back I'm back I'm back
We're roughly one of those few games where you could actually kind of play it. No, I'll give it back
I'm talking on these idiots, right?
Look at it look at it. I'm back in the net. Oh, no. Oh, no
So good wow what a thing what a thing
Me me fuck
Tournaments are about these plus remember that
I got it don't got it
Oh my god, you sexy fuck, Lacey I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
No shot that goes in.
Oh my god
Nope bitch, let's see get on the right post now get on the right
I'm gonna get it out of there, I'm gonna get it out of there, relax, relax.
He hit it out.
Look, get him into force for that, get him into force for that.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Fuck that, I'm taking it myself.
It's coming, metal!
I'm on the left side of the fence.
Please focus.
Here we go, here we go.
Please focus.
Please focus.
Oh my god, I think he's- it's a red leading.
I love you.
No!
No.
Get back, get back.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
I'm dobbling outside.
OK, now it's over.
OK, overtime.
Finally, see- OK, focus.
You see- yo, take see!
I don't know why, but the drunk is really
hitting right now and overtime.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is, but I'm
starting to get a little dizzy here.
The staff is still in front, I can't do this.
I'm hammered. I'm hammered. I'm hammered.
I know, this is horrible. This is horrible, I know.
We should have just played first.
Oh, I think I'll hit that.
That's all.
It's all good, Lacy. Do you want to know why? Why? Because we have the second chance tournament.
Now it's one last chance. Can we win our way back? Now, Lacy, it's one last, it was one shot, so you know what to do.
Can we win our way back in the second chance tournament? It starts in one minute. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Lacey, Lacey, do you know what time it is?
It's shout o'clock.
You ready?
You ready?
Hold on.
I made zero plays.
I had two goals!
What?
Chat, look at my titties, dude.
When does the loser turn to Mr. I don't know I got to get like surgery or
something. All right, Lacey, you ready? I'm ready, bro. I'm ready. Three, two, one.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Fuck this! Let's take another fucking shot!
I know
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT
All dreams are free
Yeah, yeah
We like to rock
We love the trauma
We pay the point of rock
Everybody is on
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT
How about a bone?
OH FUCK
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT
Everybody
FUCK
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT
EVERYBODY
POOP POOP POOP
Shit!
EVERYBODY!
Oh, we're in, we're in.
Come on, we gotta lock in, Jake, you gotta lock in.
Alright.
I'm trying to play like a banger song so I can get locked in.
I am.
Keep it up.
My locking song is all of the lights.
I put on time to spy out my boy Cardi and the stove weekend what's pinned there's no
way we're making it to dinner
Hey chat I'm gonna keep it an absolute being with you I am shit-faced yo yo I'm a talk
I'll put that gun off the hip rope. What if we win this tournament wait, what if we win this tournament?
You
What a pass lace
I did something
Yeah, I'm actually walking
Nice
I need to get the money.
Lacey, hit it, hit it.
What a save, Lace, what a save.
Me, you, you, you.
And guess who, oh no.
You thought I had it?
Let's do it.
Time to realize that.
See ya.
See ya.
So Lacey, Lacey, great demo.
Cool.
Awesome demo.
I need to get it.
I need to get it.
That was my goal, you hear?
I need to get a ball, I see it.
That was my goal, that was my goal.
Nice, I'm gonna finish this for you, all right?
I'm gonna finish this for you.
What?
Nice
Me me me me me me me me
Get that weak shit out of here kid. Please gotta get that weak shit out of here
Nope get that weak shit out of here too
nice jc
get that wick's a real job
you you you you you
alright bro
hit it lay
fuck hit it
cjcc
can we still just make the next round god damn
it's usually cj
I'm gonna go to the middle.
Let me get a little drop coming here.
You got a puke you said?
Doesn't matter.
I'm putting it back in the middle.
You see?
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Fuck!
I'm only playing bangers I'm only playing bangers tonight
You
It's me bang
I'm close to it. I'm close to it. I'm close to it
nice defense let's see
nice defense but it's like a banana peel
what are you doing my guy is about
got the best parts coming up
best part coming up
Oh, no, he's gonna be on the phone.
He's still smiling.
Teenage bumps me.
What else?
I love it.
Lacey, I'm gonna keep it a B.
You wanna keep it a B?
Go for a momma.
I only had one game.
You want me to give it a beat?
Oh my god, what are you even doing?
You have the worst defense ever seen in my life.
Oh, yeah, it's the same right there.
And guess what?
We got five seconds to score. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
Alright, bro, we lost.
Yeah, we're failures. Yep, yep.
Lacey I'm gonna I'm literally gonna hop off because I'm absolutely wait me. Let's take one more shot. Yes
Because we lost
This is literally pointless. Oh
My god, I did a huge one. Oh chat. Look at this
Let's see how you ready to take the shot.
I'm ready, bro.
I'm ready, bro.
Let's see how you ready to take the shot.
I'm ready, dude.
Three, two, one.
I
Want to go call my girlfriend
Lacey have a fan tablet it's birthday bro, and I'm a catchy dude. Thank you. They appreciate that
Thank you.
ATV, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry, you don't know how lovely you are, I had to find you, tell you I need you, tell you I'll see you.
I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here, kid.
Did you drink too much?
Pat, girl? Yeah, you're actually insane.
It's okay, wait, are you, I think, you smell like cinnamon, one more for the culture, why
not?
I mean, at this point, I want to go drive a scooter.
You know, I actually think someone stole it, so I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I don't think it's a good idea though.
I'm not letting you do that, I need to break it to you.
Because you'll actually die.
What happened?
I can draw? I don't have anything.
What time is dinner?
Nine.
Can you move with this hand?
Yeah.
Can you actually?
If they let me.
I mean, it's not going to last, but let me ask you, I think you gave me one last question.
Oh God, I would have hit right now, I'd say.
I'm gonna admit I would have hit like crap right now.
Oh my God, I imagine I would like,
I imagine I would have been huge, chat.
Oh, fuck!
Wait, what is it called?
I would have hit like crap, chat.
What is it called?
Uh-oh.
Wait, I think nine was the only one, the latest one, I don't know if it was the latest one.
I'm going to say little birthday bonus, little birthday bonus.
Not a bad shout! Not a bad shout at all!
Wait, what are you going to do?
What time can we do it? 9 o'clock?
Yeah, I have to go back to my apartment to change.
Yeah, let's do 9. Let's do 9.
My passport, probably going to be my pocketier, not in my pocketier.
No, it's on the couch.
On the couch?
Wait, do you want to do it alone?
The pastoral?
I mean, it depends if you want to be putting it in the hashtag.
Yeah, it's up to you.
No, I want to do the pastoral.
How about shout it out?
Not a bad shout.
I literally, I drank this whole thing today.
Oh, hard attack.
What are you doing?
What did you just- Okay, ready?
Ready?
I'm a cat
I am
Why did you choose that one? How to auto-op this?
I'm a cat!
I like you!
Hey, catch on tomorrow, man!
Shit! How to auto-opt this?
Will we choose?
Shit!
No! I'm for you!
Hey, let me see you out of the world, bro!
In my back. In my back.
In my back.
I'm not wearing a police lingerie phone for guys, I'm not wearing that shit.
What was I going to do again?
I'll take a shot.
Where were you?
Holy shit.
Imagine I went-
He's getting pegged.
Imagine I went something crazy.
Wait, that sounds-
What?
I was reading a comment.
I am not getting pegged.
No, no, no.
I was reading a comment.
I'm not gonna comment.
Stop! What are you doing?
I did that too!
Take it off!
That's not a good combination. I'm drunk.
You're drunk of what?
This is not a good combination.
Okay, let's get to the bathroom.
Hey!
And this man has keys.
Alright, I'm about to put 18 plus one on.
Oh, no, darling, don't tie me up.
You're just freaking weird sometimes.
You're like, hello?
Aw, that's bad.
I love yours.
We are about to go into a hashtag ad.
It is a sponsor, but it is my favorite sponsor.
I'm not gonna lie, it's so fun.
I have so much fun.
Like I say before, every single time I do this,
do not, if you cannot afford to...
No doubt.
Do anything, do not do it, okay?
Do not do it, we're about to play Pactraw.
Yeah, we'll pay all your money.
Little birthday Pactraw.
Oh, I'm just kidding.
Do not, okay?
But if you guys want you can sign up using code LACY and you can get into free battles, get into free things.
Can I get a few chat battles?
W18+, kids are out of the stream, adults only.
Let's go.
Juanita, thanks for the five gifted!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Create battle.
Oh shit.
Do I start with a solo battle or a team battle, chat?
Solo?
Solo?
These are so risky, okay.
I don't understand how this works.
So I'm gonna borrow 25%.
You know what, no, I'm not gonna borrow anything.
I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, it's my birthday, bro.
It's my birthday, I'm gonna get lucky,
I'm not gonna borrow shit.
I'm gonna do a couple like, okay.
And then I'm gonna do,
and then I'm gonna do a lot of these.
Jeannie, prison, actually I'm gonna put the volatility.
I'm gonna do a cause one, I'm gonna do a Jeannie,
I'm gonna do a Franklin.
How much snow is still in your chat with 18 plus snow?
A little snowy, a little snow snow.
Nebula, Dior, Chromo-Chrome.
Chad, how much should I do here, 2,500?
Year of the dragon, that just feels like
it's gonna give me some crazy...
I'm just gonna change my spot.
All right, 2,600, here we go.
Chad, you gotta lock in a focus for me, okay?
I need y'all to really lock in and focus for me, come on.
Here we go.
All of the lights, come on.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Come on.
Okay.
Okay, it's fine.
It's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
It's fine, Jack.
It's fine.
Okay, it's fine. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's fine,
Jack. It's fine. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Why are y'all seeing GG already? Why are y'all
seeing GG already? All it takes is one. We're still one away. We're still one away. We have
A little pair of socks, I'm not shouting at all, I'm not shouting at all, a little pair
of socks, okay.
Come on, please.
Okay, rope, got that in my PO today, not bad, nice, that's going to be good, okay, okay.
I mean, you might as well just turn me around and fuck me.
I think the rejipos are good.
I'm still up, I'm still up, I'm still up.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
not that bad that's fine that's fine that's low-key fine that's low-key fine
that's low-key fine
okay okay it's cool child takes his one chair and he's gonna lock in and just
okay
a 90 ski mask for my thug
Okay, a little hammer set?
Oh no, chat.
GG's.
Let me see if GG's in the chat going, hold on, hold on.
I mean, just pick me up, turn me around and fuck me.
Wait, I'm trying to understand.
Oh, wait!
Oh, is that bad?
Is that bad?
I lost a battle. I lost a fucking battle, dude.
Are you battle? Okay.
I lost a battle!
I gotta do a team battle. That's why I lost. I gotta do a team battle.
got a new team battle, got a new team battle.
Telling you, I'm feeling this, oh, I'm feeling this,
I'm feeling this right now.
Chad, tell me y'all are feeling this right now.
Tell me y'all are feeling.
Just clicking right here at this point.
5,000.
No, pay attention.
5,000.
Thank you.
5,000.
So, to me and this conversation, we have to, we have to over, we have to outplay them.
Oh my God!
What?
Yes!
Wait, is that 4,000?
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's bad.
That's bad.
We don't know.
It's bad.
Okay, it's good.
Okay, we're winning right now.
We're crazy winning and I got hair shoes.
Yes.
You got five gifted.
Oh my God.
Jayden and Dave are the five gifted.
Go up one.
Go cheat a phone case.
Okay.
Nice Gucci slides.
Gucci slides.
Nice.
Nice.
Go to slides.
Nice.
Nice.
She's my ball player.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Chad, I'm doing really good right now.
Oh, that's bad actually.
Please lean on some Gucci chrome heart socks.
OK, we tied up, tied up.
Go up one, go up one, you won't.
Oh my god.
Wait, is these two?
Oh no, chat.
Is it Gigi?
No, we won that one.
Can I stay on the shoes?
Stay, stay there, stay there, stay there.
Why do my hands look bigger than normal?
My fingers are really long right now.
Because you're drunk.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Go up one.
Go up one.
Please.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my God!
This is cool.
This is different.
I cleared them!
I cleared them!
I cleared them!
I cleared them!
As long as you don't get anything crazy right here.
BANG!
YES!
Look at that.
Oh my god, you know what that calls for.
A shot?
You know what that calls for.
Wait, you can battle with Chad?
You know what that calls for. You know what that calls for.
Oh no.
If you're not drunk, ladies and gentlemen,
keep waiting and get fucked up!
Let's do it!
Come on, M-M-A-O!
Come on!
Little 8K!
Little 8.5K!
Come on!
I got a free pack battle. I got a free battle for y'all do a sign-up using code
least you could enter for free we had people in the past win a thousand dollars
$2,000, $3,000, no, okay, I'm lying.
We got a people with someone with a thousand.
We had someone like 500.
This is the pack battle right here.
I just pasted it for y'all.
That's it right there.
All you gotta do is join using code Lacey.
We got rums, boy fried, hollow joy, non seal.
Of course rums is on there.
Let's see if anybody wins anything crazy in here from the chat.
Little piece of ramen and toilet paper, not a bad shout.
So this one, there's a jackpot.
Rum's boyfriend.
Oh my God, no way.
No way.
Oh my God, Giddy just won a PC.
Giddy just won a PC.
Who is Giddy Cod?
No way, did he just want a PC?
Holy shit, Giddy Cod, Perfumed, Alpaca, and Rum's boyfriend all just won $400 each.
That's cool.
Holy shit.
Shout out to y'all, man.
Shout out to y'all.
Okay.
I'm going to go crazy here.
I'm going to do a 3v3.
I'm going to do a 30% borrow, I'm going to do a 30% borrow, I'm going to do a 40% borrow.
30% borrow.
30% borrow. If he wins, he'll take a shot.
I'm going pretty crazy here, Chad. I think you ought to really walk in from here right
now, okay? This is going to go crazy right here. Okay, Chad? This is a $5,000 one right
Choose good packs.
Okay.
Okay.
I love the coms that he already know. Love those coms.
Is there a chrome on it?
It's called chrome on chrome. Okay. Definitely want to do an ice.
If you get some watches in here. They said they want the car ones.
The car ones, you have the Ozzie winning the cars like very, very low.
AP and Millie, holy shit, I gotta run it.
I like the shoe factory, one under two of those.
Imagine you get an S.U.J.
Like, the fact that you're saying that's Mary now is just...
I will do three five hundred plus packs, okay, we'll do we'll do
Dude
Okay, maybe just one chase it fuck it one
Is there a song for Chrome Hearts?
There's one that's called Chrome on Chrome.
Here it is.
What are three of Chrome on Chrome?
There's actually two Chrome Hearts ones.
Okay.
Wait, Max has a Chrome Hearts one?
I don't know, really.
creamy cash flow. Alright here we go. What's this code? Code Lacey. We'll have another
pack battle coming. I like the unknown one Chad. Look you get cool shade in here. I really
I really liked the unknown, one of the two that was lucky.
They looked different, could get a Tesla.
Do we even want a Tesla?
No, they're good.
I don't know what this is.
Goodbye, oh my God.
Shout it all right, Sharon?
Okay, so, all right, now let's just click some wins.
We'll do Dior, we'll do Charged Up, we'll do Gaming, OpenSpot, and we'll do one CleoDion.
Here we go.
Alright, Shadow, you all ready?
Come on, Shadow, it's a 3v3, this is huge.
This is huge.
We just need our side to win. We just need this left side to win
No, they didn't just get something already. No, they didn't just get something already, dude
It's okay, Chad. Chad, we got three shoes here. Three shoes here. It's not bad. Could
make up for it a little bit. Okay. Oh, no. It's over. It's not over, bro. There's 24.
There's 24 pecs.
It's not over until it's over, bro.
We can't count ourselves out.
Yeah, just what I want.
Bunch of pink at fucking M&M's, dude.
Double pair of shoes, double pair of shoes.
Slowly, but surely, slowly, but surely.
Okay, chrome heart shirt, you gotta chrome heart shirt.
Please stay on that collar,
stay on the collar, stay on the collar.
I told you guys to come back slowly, but surely chrome heart shirt chrome heart shirt
Come on chat, you gotta focus the fuck up for me
I think we're winning.
No, they didn't.
No, they fucking didn't.
Oh, my God.
Stay there.
Oh, no, dude.
Oh, and they want to lose.
Oh, Gigi's in the chat.
Gigi's in the fucking chat, man.
Oh, there.
And let's make it something crazy as GGs.
Stay there.
Oh, you're s- oh my god, you little bitch.
Not you.
Of course not you.
Oh my god, they got another one.
What are the odds of this shit?
What are the odds of this fucking shit?
I guess!
I guess!
I got another one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, what?
Do I do one big one or split it into two chat, what do y'all think?
Do I do one big one for 7K or split it into two?
What do y'all think?
That's crazy, you're under 50,000.
One big one?
2B2, I like 2B2.
I like 2B2, or do I do 2B2 or 3B3?
2B2 or 3B3?
Okay, 2B2.
Do I borrow any or no?
What does the borrow mean?
It's like they give it to you and then if you win,
you get that percentage taken off.
You're saying no borrow.
Okay, fuck it, here we go.
Here we go.
Let's go a little low here.
Let's get a few good ones in here.
Like, oh, try to scout out like that one.
Oh, let's keep that look.
I'm just gonna shift here too.
I like the other chrome hearts on this one.
I like the other chrome hearts on this one.
It did, but you never know.
That's true.
Goliath?
So these are les volatile, then I'm going to go up to 250 or 500 and I'm going to add
bison.
Chai, I really need you to lock in from here right now.
I really need you to lock in from here right now.
We should try one time.
Is that, hmm...
Okay, now we're going to go a little bit more volatile and we're going to do 1% cars.
We're going to do a fox, 1 mega juicer.
We're going to do a few more down here.
Look at you guys saying cars, bro
Sorry already for last one
Chad y'all want to do a chat battle before we do it or no
Yes. Okay. All right. If y'all want to do a chat battle, I'll do it after. I'll do it
after. It's code Lacey if you signed up and then you can do a chat battle. You don't have
to put any money in. Literally just a chat battle and then if you use code Lacey, it's
all it is. All right, Chad, this is going to be crazy. I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, I have. I like the color.
Ooh, little shoes.
Code isn't working.
It should be.
They're all saying it doesn't work.
How do I do it? You literally just signed up using Code Lacey.
All right, shall I get all ready?
That's a random shot.
We gotta fix it. That's the promo code.
That's just a sign-up code. Yeah, Chad, it's just a sign-up code. Just a sign-up code.
Here we go. All the marbles right here. 2v2.
Come on, bro!
Come on, champ!
It'll be in my favor!
It's my birthday!
Come on!
Okay, it's fine.
That's something crazy.
Oh my god, go, please.
It's okay.
Back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
That's fine. It's still pretty much even. Still even basically. Oh no, there's still
up a little bit, but it's fine. Oh my god, dude! What are those fucking odds?!
Okay.
This is a huge one, which had 34 rounds.
Gallery debt, gallery debt, gallery debt.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
No, no, no, no.
I see something like a little, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh my God, stay on there.
Stay on that backpack.
Okay.
Oh my god, stay on there, stay on that backpack.
I just need one good hit.
No one's gotten a good hit yet.
No one's gotten a good hit yet.
Go up, go up.
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes
Okay, we have a lead chat. We have a lead. We have a lead. We have a lead
Okay, there's still a lot left though
Say there
Yo, I'm looking at winning shit though. Oh
My god, how's that good or bad? I don't know if it's good or bad a red watch little shitty-ass watch
Fuck am I gonna do with that?
Okay, okay
Is that a car?
A toy Lamborghini?
Man, fuck you!
Fucking toy Lamborghini!
Are you fucking me right now?
Wait, this is fucking me.
It's a toy for Thanos.
Oh!
That yellow one's good!
That yellow one's good, I think!
No, it's not it sucks. Oh
My god
Lego Mercedes like I'm getting trolled by a Lego Mercedes. Are you fucking kidding me?
LV earrings nice one cent. Oh
Nice dude
It's okay, Chad. We've got to get lucky once, right? Nope, not going to get lucky once.
Give me at least a pair of shoes, right? Oh, no, they just won. They just won. Stay there.
Yes!
Yes!
Come on, something good, something good.
Controller, what is that going to be?
Nice, nice.
OK, OK, we have a little cushion here.
Chrome heart shirt, love that.
OK, last one.
Oh no.
Oh no.
OK.
First thing I want to do is
BANG!
Wait, that was good.
Oh my god, I won.
I'm not kidding.
You are tripping.
Wait I have to take a shot now because you won.
She said all leave.
She said, all leave.
Hold on.
One time I gambled till 5am, and then I lost everything.
Then I woke up at 8am and gambled.
Exchange it?
What can I exchange it for?
Something worth how much?
A chrome heart clutch with chain?
No, I just was addicted to it for a day.
Can I stand myself out?
What do I do, Shana?
Low key, I take it, right?
Alright, we got one more chat battle.
Sniper's joined the battle? What?
Chad you're in the battle.
Well, at least I get some bare bricks.
Holy fuck, it's already on.
Slay Drew, slay and fuck Drew.
Oh my god, no shot.
way someone named fuck sure is about to watch. What? These two guys just won $800, $750 each.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Listen, I'm feeling a little brisk here, you know, okay?
I don't know if it's bad or not.
I'm going to sell $500 worth.
I'm going to run it one more time.
2v2 or 3v3 chat 2v2 or 3v3 which one?
2v2
I'm gonna borrow 20%
I'm more 25 no 24 24 percent
Okay, here we go
I'm just doing a random shape.
That car one was ridiculous.
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go, come on, Chad.
Okay, maybe, oh, nope.
What is that?
Is that good?
Please tell me it's not good.
Nice, $1 Rolex.
Okay.
They want a G-Shock?
Is that good?
$100, no it's ass.
No, it's ass
Glasses
All right
Go up one. Oh
Wait shout is a GG
Wait, okay, thousand dollar PC that's not bad
What is that little whiskey over there de cancer
No, it is one of you all it
Yeah, Chad, just tell me if it's over.
Oh my God, double.
Wait a minute.
That's not bad.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
A 1k piece of potato is that true chat chicken nuggy why don't want to win a fucking chicken
another ski mask like I'm not a thug bro
what's that we just got even oh my god no way I'm about to lose to whatever
that is. Okay, I'm still winning. As of right now, supreme water bottles. What am I going
to do with that? Stay there. Stay on the Dior. Oh man, I just lost, I think. Stay on the
coast. Okay, I think I win. Chad, Chad, do I win? No, it is not the last round. No, I
that is lost in the last round.
Please give me one more 5K battle.
Please, I'm feeling it.
No way to be the last one, dude.
I don't have any more ballads, Feldia.
Oh, I'll take a shot.
You'll take a shot?
No, I told you I'll take a shot.
Fuck!
Wait, I'm feeling a little...
little out of a loop here a little bit.
Oh wow, I wonder why.
Yeah, if I get one more battle, I'm doing a one-bill.
I'm doing a one-bill.
But you had to give me a shot though.
I'm doing a one-bill.
Wait, where'd you go?
Anything.
She's got to be, what?
Oh, they said they have a code for chat.
Lacey B-Day is fine.
Chad, if y'all sign up with code Lacey B-Day,
you get money when you sign up.
She can't reach. She's 16. I'm 21. I just sound good.
This is the code chat. It's the code.
You can enter a top right where it says promo code.
Stop standing, brother. I'm a psss.
Yo dude, it's my, it's my chat.
I run your chat?
What do you mean you run my chat?
Brother, I run my chat.
Do you understand that?
I run this chat.
We run chat.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just feeling a little low.
Are you okay? Did you? Wait, I'm not gonna lie. I forgot I have to tell.
No, you don't. I don't have to go.
Yeah, I mean Chad do you think I'm fucking driving? Look at me. Do I look like I have
to drive right now? Do I look like I can fucking drive right now, Chad? I guess you're not
getting behind the wheel. Yeah bro, I'm gonna get behind the wheel. I'm gonna get behind
I don't feel like this, dude.
Get this man his keys.
You know what sounds so good right now?
A steak.
Steak?
We're actually...
Hopefully we'll make it.
Wait, why wouldn't we make it?
Why wouldn't we make it?
You're so drunk.
I'm not drunk.
I'm not drunk.
Do I look drunk now to you?
Your eyes are glossy.
Do I look drunk to you?
You need steak and pasta?
Oh my god, chat.
Well, what time is dinner again?
Nine.
Oh no.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, quick.
There's nowhere.
I thought you ended yo oh my gosh wait did you actually book the flight to go to
fucking Jason's Island? Call Drew. Calling Drew.
Wait, you booked a... so tomorrow I'm going to Jason's Island.
Yeah, unless you want to lose out what I didn't get the refund for the ticket to you like now I'm a hundred percent going
So so yeah, let's you want to lose $3,000
Hey Jason, I'm gonna see you tomorrow
Wait, what am I gonna see him? What am I gonna see Jason a weenie?
me.
Me?
You're asking me?
When am I going to see Jason Awin?
Um, I mean, I think we land pretty late, so unless we fucking swim to the island at
fucking 10 o'clock at night, probably the next day, I don't know, like the 20th maybe?
Jason, I'm coming to that island!
I'm a land on an island and I'm a fuck you on that island Jason a ween. I'm a fuck you on that island
I'm coming to that island J
Oh, I can't wait to hop on that flight. Oh, I'm gonna get on that flight
I'm gonna see Jason a weed on an island. I'm a string sound on the island. I'm a find them on the island
Simple as that
Darla's mad Darla's not mad bro y'all got to stop over analyzing every single tiny little emotion you see on a string
you
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