🌴 STRANDED ON AN ISLAND 🌴 WITH JASONTHESHLONG 🌴 SURVIVAL INSTINCTS KICKING IN 🌴 WILL I SURVIVE? 🌴

Lacy

02-20-2026 · 4h 32m

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[00:01:30] Thank you very much.

[00:01:59] Ready

[00:02:23] I'm coming Jason

[00:02:25] I'm not in LA. I'm not yo anything. I'm in LA bro. Does this look like LA?

[00:02:33] I'm coming Jason

[00:02:38] Jason

[00:02:43] I don't see him not a long island

[00:02:49] It's a green screen

[00:02:51] Cut the music bro, cut the music bro. Am I on a wrong island?

[00:02:57] What is your shirt son you not going on a vacation? What do you mean? Yes, I am going to island

[00:03:07] Jason

[00:03:14] Jason

[00:03:21] Oh my God, what's the wrong island?

[00:03:25] There's no where I went to the wrong, who's island am I on?

[00:03:34] Little St. James, what is that?

[00:03:37] I'm not going to Little St. James Island.

[00:03:42] Oh my gosh, I told you guys we were coming, we are in Panama on a boat.

[00:03:51] I just took a two-hour boat ride to Jason the Wing.

[00:03:55] What should I say, Jason the Big Wing,

[00:03:57] after what I saw on Twitter this morning,

[00:03:58] because holy shit, talk about a shlong in his pants.

[00:04:03] Jason!

[00:04:09] You're on the wrong side of the island?

[00:04:13] No chance.

[00:04:15] Jason!

[00:04:19] Oh my God, is that him?

[00:04:20] Is that him?

[00:04:22] Oh my God, I see Jason.

[00:04:24] Jason!

[00:04:26] Jason!

[00:04:31] Is that him?

[00:04:34] Unless he's got a villager out there.

[00:04:39] Oh my God.

[00:04:40] Also, can somebody explain me?

[00:04:42] I've been here for 30 minutes

[00:04:43] and I have bites all over my arm.

[00:04:45] What is biting me?

[00:04:48] Jason, a wing.

[00:04:50] I'm going to the island!

[00:04:53] Finally!

[00:04:54] I've always wanted to come to this island!

[00:04:57] Yes!

[00:05:03] What is biting me?

[00:05:07] Jason!

[00:05:09] Jason!

[00:05:15] Where is he?

[00:05:16] He's so beautiful here.

[00:05:18] here yeah we're going on a vacation on an island today guys we have a little

[00:05:23] vacation gonna sip some coconuts chill on the beach watch the sunset maybe go

[00:05:28] swimming in the water go into ocean feel the waves oh go on a little vacation

[00:05:35] where's Jason Jason Jason Jason Jason I'm here

[00:05:49] well he looks like he looks like a fucking train wreck oh my god he looks

[00:05:56] like a train? Is that a drone? Hey! Fuck you buddy! Fuck you! Eww! Jason! Oh no, he looks

[00:06:15] a mess. Uh-oh. He said he's hungry for bacon. Run.

[00:06:26] Oh my god, Jason, a ween. Jason, a ween! Jason, a big ween. Why is he limping? What

[00:06:36] What happened to him?

[00:06:38] What happened?

[00:06:41] What do you expect?

[00:06:43] That's not Jason?

[00:06:47] Can I get off the boat?

[00:06:50] Am I good to get off?

[00:06:52] Yes.

[00:06:54] Jason, a weed.

[00:06:55] Oh, shit.

[00:06:56] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:06:58] Okay, hold on.

[00:07:00] See me?

[00:07:01] I'm not much of a survival kind of guy, okay?

[00:07:03] I'm scared there's going to be little fishies that bite my ankle,

[00:07:05] Maybe a little jellyfish a stingray not sure here, so I'm gonna take this light and go into the water, okay?

[00:07:14] Oh, there goes my phone, okay

[00:07:24] I see

[00:07:28] No, don't tackle me

[00:07:31] Don't tackle

[00:07:35] I made it to the...

[00:07:38] Oh, you smell like shit.

[00:07:40] I feel like shit, too.

[00:07:42] You look like shit.

[00:07:44] Holy shit.

[00:07:48] Been a hard set in six days.

[00:07:51] Yeah, my hands are worse.

[00:07:56] Oh, you.

[00:07:58] Yeah, I know, Jay.

[00:08:00] How the fuck did you get here?

[00:08:02] I flew and that took a two and a half hour boat ride.

[00:08:05] You just trapped my life.

[00:08:06] I made it to the island!

[00:08:08] Okay, okay.

[00:08:09] And you sent Drew with you.

[00:08:11] Yeah, we have Drew. We have Drew here too.

[00:08:12] What the fuck?

[00:08:13] Yup.

[00:08:14] I told you I was coming to the island.

[00:08:15] This is beautiful. I'm ready to have a little vacation.

[00:08:17] Vacation, bro.

[00:08:18] You ready?

[00:08:19] Let's coconut.

[00:08:22] Over the, uh, camp.

[00:08:23] Camp?

[00:08:24] Yeah.

[00:08:24] You, you gotta get-

[00:08:25] Yeah, that's where I got you.

[00:08:27] To the fucking forest.

[00:08:29] Listen.

[00:08:30] You want your own coconut? You gotta get your own coconut.

[00:08:33] You don't have a coconut for me?

[00:08:34] Nah. Nah, it's my coconut.

[00:08:36] Okay, so where do I get a coconut?

[00:08:38] How you been, dude? I haven't seen you in a week!

[00:08:40] Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible.

[00:08:42] I feel like shit. Everything's...

[00:08:44] Dude, what is wrong with your fucking legs?

[00:08:47] I'm in pain, bro.

[00:08:49] I have a cranker in the air.

[00:08:51] That's a...

[00:08:52] Oh, I'm out of breath.

[00:08:55] Dude, it's way to mile and a half across the city.

[00:08:57] You wanna switch spots with me?

[00:08:59] I am on 1hp. I feel like cool. Wait, are you gonna be wearing these clothes the whole time?

[00:09:05] I change out two pairs. Okay. All right. I wanna see your cam.

[00:09:10] Alright, come on. Come here, house tour. Come on.

[00:09:14] Come on. So how do I know where the stream is seein' me from?

[00:09:20] Uh, I don't know. I don't know, bro. It's one of these cameras.

[00:09:26] Some of the cameras...

[00:09:28] This island is beautiful dude!

[00:09:30] Why are you saying stuff like that?

[00:09:32] It's a little stinky inside.

[00:09:34] That's Episodes, bro.

[00:09:36] This is so cute. I didn't know our boyfriend was a whale.

[00:09:38] Also can you see through to the sharks, please?

[00:09:40] What? Walking through the sharks?

[00:09:42] Walking through the sharks, huh?

[00:09:44] That's talking to good.

[00:09:46] That's probably your elbow.

[00:09:48] Are you fucking kidding me?

[00:09:50] I'm gonna be honest, Cece.

[00:09:52] I think if we're honest with you, we're not the biggest fan of sand.

[00:09:54] I don't really like the way you stand.

[00:09:56] Oh a seashell!

[00:09:58] Dude, did you collect the seashells?

[00:10:00] No bro.

[00:10:02] That's not even a s-

[00:10:04] What the fuck?

[00:10:06] What do I have here bro?

[00:10:08] Oh bro.

[00:10:10] Dude, we should go seashell collecting Jason?

[00:10:12] What is happening?

[00:10:14] What the fuck?

[00:10:16] What do I have here bro?

[00:10:18] I do.

[00:10:24] I have no service.

[00:10:26] Yeah, we got starlings.

[00:10:33] Welcome to my island.

[00:10:35] This is your island?

[00:10:36] This is my island for the next two days.

[00:10:38] It's beautiful.

[00:10:39] Yep, it's a vibe until you have no food or water.

[00:10:43] Oh, look, crab.

[00:10:45] Oh my god, there's food right there.

[00:10:47] It's dead.

[00:10:48] Yeah, but you just peel it, peel it apart?

[00:10:50] Nah, it's dead, it's dead.

[00:10:51] Okay.

[00:10:52] Dead.

[00:10:53] All right

[00:10:58] Go fuck yourself

[00:11:01] No, I've been you had this sketch to you. Yeah, I've been in

[00:11:07] Or the elephant in your pants

[00:11:13] What do you want to go viral

[00:11:23] on tick tock person that killed Jason the wheel cap no no serious say oh god oh

[00:11:28] god if you go on tick tock or Jason the wheel person that comes up is leak how

[00:11:32] many how many views Jason you once knew it's gone now he has gone through a

[00:11:36] transformation in the past six days yes yes I've grown a lot

[00:11:42] distance Jason my container

[00:11:44] I'm hungry and there isn't enough food for him and Lacey.

[00:11:47] Oh, I brought you a straw for God's sake.

[00:11:52] Damn, how are you?

[00:11:53] Where's your can?

[00:11:54] I'm about to show you.

[00:11:55] Oh, if you're hungry, I'm going to show you a tree where I've been eating apples from.

[00:12:05] This little baby apple.

[00:12:06] I don't see a tent anywhere, J.

[00:12:08] Just wait.

[00:12:09] Where are you going to with my dog?

[00:12:11] You don't have shoes or anything?

[00:12:14] extra shoes I don't I mean yeah yeah I do have shoes let me

[00:12:20] can you can you wait I'm gonna put some shoes on but like yeah I feel like shit

[00:12:30] really bad like I kind of want to like I don't want to like hug you I feel but

[00:12:33] you smell yeah I do smell bro it's been a horrible six days I got one more day

[00:12:41] How long are you here for?

[00:12:43] I don't even know.

[00:12:45] I don't even know.

[00:12:47] Are you staying the night?

[00:12:51] Let me see the bed first.

[00:12:53] I want to see the bed.

[00:12:55] Oh my gosh, look at this view!

[00:13:01] Can you, what are you, following me around a big black thing in my face for?

[00:13:05] Get that thing out of my-

[00:13:07] No.

[00:13:09] I need a moustache.

[00:13:11] Wait, is there a Wi-Fi here, bro?

[00:13:17] I just saw the clip and you were going Hog Wild Lord Jesus.

[00:13:20] Oh, we all saw it.

[00:13:22] We all saw it.

[00:13:23] How many views did it get?

[00:13:24] Oh, I don't even know, it's just...

[00:13:26] Cameraman, please try not to pan to drew ugly-ass face. I am eating RN.

[00:13:31] They're calling you Jason the Big Weed.

[00:13:36] I mean...

[00:13:37] What's all over your legs? What's been biting you?

[00:13:39] Sanflies. Sanflies. You see this?

[00:13:42] I swear I'm starting to itch you.

[00:13:44] Yeah.

[00:13:44] Are you contagious?

[00:13:45] No, no, no, no.

[00:13:46] You have a new fucking virus!

[00:13:48] You'll dream you can take the life jacket off.

[00:13:50] You're not going to drown on it.

[00:13:51] You have a life jacket on your beach, dude.

[00:13:53] Yeah, you fucking dumbass.

[00:13:54] You know what, it's crazy. I always get to come to a beach like this.

[00:13:57] Yeah?

[00:13:57] On an island, away from everybody.

[00:13:59] I'm telling you.

[00:14:00] Just enjoying the water. This is probably so peaceful out here.

[00:14:02] Nah, I mean, it's peaceful until you get eaten up by Sanflies.

[00:14:06] What is on my leg?

[00:14:08] Fuck!

[00:14:09] There you go.

[00:14:10] There you go.

[00:14:11] Hey, why do I have bites on my fingers now?

[00:14:13] Yeah, there you go.

[00:14:14] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:14:15] I'm gonna sign up for this shit.

[00:14:16] Hey, bro.

[00:14:17] Is this the wifi right here?

[00:14:19] Is this the wifi right here?

[00:14:21] No, no, not the wifi there.

[00:14:23] Fuck, I got no chat, dude!

[00:14:25] Lacey to hungry to stay.

[00:14:27] Fun fact, I actually have hair extensions this morning.

[00:14:30] Give me the food.

[00:14:31] I got a coconut.

[00:14:32] Okay.

[00:14:33] No, no, but it's my coconut.

[00:14:34] What are you doing right now?

[00:14:35] I'm itching my feet, bro.

[00:14:37] Cause it's hurting, it hurts.

[00:14:38] So it's not good to itch, that makes it worse.

[00:14:40] Yeah, yeah.

[00:14:41] I'll put some socks on.

[00:14:42] Yopin recused that fat, ugly cameraman named Drew on the Island Forever PLS thing.

[00:14:48] We should leave you on the island forever.

[00:14:50] I think it's just about you.

[00:14:52] We should.

[00:14:53] This is not invisible.

[00:14:55] This is not invisible.

[00:14:56] Oh, there's coconuts!

[00:14:58] It's eating.

[00:14:59] Did you see my dog?

[00:15:01] Where's the dog? I wanna meet the dog.

[00:15:03] Where's Koka?

[00:15:05] Koka?

[00:15:08] Koka!

[00:15:11] Koka!

[00:15:19] Yes!

[00:15:20] She's so cute!

[00:15:21] That's the island dog right there.

[00:15:27] She's not petting her, she looks like a dog.

[00:15:31] Hi, Koka!

[00:15:33] Ah, yep.

[00:15:34] Oh my God, can we keep her please?

[00:15:37] Can we please keep her?

[00:15:38] I'm so serious.

[00:15:39] Yeah, I mean.

[00:15:40] No, I take her back to LA.

[00:15:42] No, you take her.

[00:15:43] No, we take her back to LA.

[00:15:44] You take her, and then we can keep her.

[00:15:50] I know, Drew was ugly.

[00:15:51] I know.

[00:15:53] I come, I come, I come.

[00:15:55] She's seen.

[00:15:57] I don't want to kill myself.

[00:15:58] I don't like this one.

[00:15:59] She eat every day.

[00:16:00] Brother.

[00:16:02] What's she eatin'?

[00:16:03] She eatin' funny.

[00:16:03] She eats coconuts, bro.

[00:16:05] That's what she eats, that's what she eats, coconut.

[00:16:06] Yep.

[00:16:08] OK.

[00:16:09] All right, hold on.

[00:16:10] You want me to name a steak?

[00:16:12] Jason's feet looks like Drew's face.

[00:16:20] Drew looks like he's dressed for a field trip with those big

[00:16:23] headphones around his neck.

[00:16:25] Jason, the wean street.

[00:16:26] Why the fuck are we talking about me?

[00:16:28] Can you talk, bro?

[00:16:29] All right, hold on.

[00:16:31] Sorry, sorry.

[00:16:31] It's just it's just training.

[00:16:33] Are you super low energy?

[00:16:35] Yes.

[00:16:35] I've been exhausted, low energy.

[00:16:38] Honestly, seeing you is a boost of morale, bro.

[00:16:41] Really?

[00:16:42] Yeah.

[00:16:43] Welcome to my island, bro.

[00:16:44] On the last day tomorrow, I'm going

[00:16:46] to invite a bunch of friends and we're going to party.

[00:16:53] Oh, and they get worse with the ash?

[00:16:56] Oh my god.

[00:16:57] Yo, that's bad.

[00:16:59] Medic.

[00:17:00] I might actually need a medic.

[00:17:02] Wait, what if you...

[00:17:03] Okay, I'm not trying to be...

[00:17:04] I'm not trying to be like an asshole or be racist.

[00:17:06] What if you actually have been violent?

[00:17:07] Fuck you, Drew.

[00:17:08] I don't know.

[00:17:09] I don't know.

[00:17:10] I mean, I don't feel sick.

[00:17:11] I just feel itchy.

[00:17:12] So, I think I'm okay.

[00:17:13] Is this the same words Jeffrey said?

[00:17:14] What?

[00:17:15] Guys, don't compare Jason to Jeffrey.

[00:17:16] You know, Jason's surviving on the island by himself.

[00:17:17] Jeffrey had a bunch of other accomplices there.

[00:17:18] Oh my god, those...

[00:17:19] Yo, clean your socks, bruh.

[00:17:20] Brother, I can't...

[00:17:21] I can't...

[00:17:22] I can't...

[00:17:23] I can't...

[00:17:24] I can't...

[00:17:25] I can't...

[00:17:26] I can't...

[00:17:27] I can't...

[00:17:28] I can't. I can't.

[00:17:30] Okay. How you doing?

[00:17:32] You got to climb a tree and get the coconut, okay?

[00:17:36] Just to the fact of seeing Drew's face pisses me the fuck off.

[00:17:40] Retreat.

[00:17:42] Alright, ready?

[00:17:44] Oh man, it took me a minute to get my sock on.

[00:17:46] Chad, what does he have here?

[00:17:48] They're saying you have a staff infection.

[00:17:50] Actually?

[00:17:52] What's a staff infection? Oh god.

[00:17:54] Listen, we have a bunch of shit we got to do today, okay?

[00:17:57] Okay, yeah, you

[00:18:01] Drew if you don't leave Jason might cook you next he's already got the fire going and you're looking extra well done

[00:18:09] Of course Lacey asked for food as soon as he gets there Drew shut up do your job

[00:18:14] I was gonna come here and I was gonna try to fish you off, but I see that you want to rip that fish off of me.

[00:18:19] I have a lot to help you.

[00:18:22] Nah, nah, nah.

[00:18:23] Not help is in like help, like can we go fishing together?

[00:18:26] Yeah.

[00:18:27] Okay.

[00:18:28] Yeah, but it's not time to go, it's gonna be later in the day.

[00:18:31] What do you mean?

[00:18:32] I don't know how long you're here for.

[00:18:34] Is the tide, so let me teach you bro, so rising tide, that's when the fishes come towards the rock.

[00:18:40] That's when the moon transfer to the ocean and makes it go all the way up here.

[00:18:45] Yeah, yeah, but right now, see, it's not as hot as I thought.

[00:18:49] Yokelated, happy birthday, Lacey.

[00:18:51] Thank you, thank you.

[00:18:52] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:53] Who signed Drew's permission slip for this field trip?

[00:18:55] You did as came out for your birthday, bro.

[00:18:58] This is what you did for your birthday?

[00:18:59] Yeah, if you see you on my birthday, man.

[00:19:01] Drew looks like the guy who dies before the movie even starts.

[00:19:04] Wait, I don't think I'll go to the girl.

[00:19:07] I see a thing.

[00:19:08] No, it's a girl, he's from the police.

[00:19:16] Oh, I got stung by a bunch of jellyfish.

[00:19:30] Ah, let me show you, man.

[00:19:34] Over here. Okay.

[00:19:38] Yes, bro, you'll be fine. You'll be fine, man

[00:19:42] Send you a band if you swing on

[00:19:47] Good you could you could step on it, bro. I'll be a little sissy

[00:19:56] Come on, bro today you change

[00:20:00] To we need you to stay the night to confirm the dragon

[00:20:04] This is the camp, bro. This is my house. This is my house for the last-

[00:20:10] What do you mean, this is the camp? Where's the tent?

[00:20:15] This is my tent right here. Come. Don't be scared, man. Welcome. Welcome to my house.

[00:20:23] Welcome to home. This is my campfire.

[00:20:29] How can we get a drowning Drew segment, Nabs? Can I get an RT chat?

[00:20:34] Mute!

[00:20:35] I'm a looking, okay.

[00:20:37] This is, uh, where I sleep right here.

[00:20:42] Lacey, please don't be like Yugi. Be kind and supportive.

[00:20:46] Don't destroy his moral. That really ruined Jason's day three moral.

[00:20:50] Really, Jason?

[00:20:51] Yeah, hell.

[00:20:52] How the fuck did you know? What an asshole.

[00:20:55] Yeah, this is me right here. This is where I sleep.

[00:20:57] Hey, so you built this whole thing?

[00:20:58] I built this, yes, built this, took me yesterday to have this, but I cut down a lot of trees

[00:21:06] with this machete right here. It's a dangerous tool, okay? It can hurt somebody.

[00:21:17] Yeah, that can work.

[00:21:23] It's not Minecraft, bro. You gotta put some, you gotta really swing it, bro.

[00:21:28] Just realized it's the lunar year of the fire horse. So cool they made a year for you in your massive horse, DIH Jason.

[00:21:35] How is that a sleigh? How am I sleigh? You guys can never do this. You guys can never do this. I don't even know what a camera is.

[00:21:42] They can never do what we're doing on an island right now.

[00:21:45] What do you mean? They can never do what we're doing right now.

[00:21:47] I would love to see you try to do this for three days, Lacey.

[00:21:51] Hi, Joe's on the worst of the worst.

[00:21:55] I only have that to do those two coconuts

[00:22:01] All right, oh

[00:22:04] Look, this is you. I drew you on a basketball. This is you bro. The face kind of tortuers

[00:22:14] I'll give you 50 gifted if you can catch a fish

[00:22:17] Now Jason we did not good tonight we got drew all for dinner

[00:22:23] How the fuck did you end up with a Saratoga water bottle on Island?

[00:22:27] Oh airdrop

[00:22:28] Lacey and Drew showed up that's three months of food you got it bro

[00:22:32] No, no one's eating me

[00:22:34] Jason there's literally a hundred coconuts behind you

[00:22:36] No those are rotten bro rotten

[00:22:39] So where's the fresh coconuts I want one I'm thirsty

[00:22:41] Okay do you have shoes?

[00:22:42] No

[00:22:43] Cause we're about to you don't have any shoes

[00:22:44] No

[00:22:45] to bring shoes man so I mean we could go barefoot but it's gonna get a little

[00:22:52] spiky we're about to go over there I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a wait I'm

[00:22:57] gonna put you on us some apples the XJTW fishing collab gonna hit like crack

[00:23:03] you you want shoes or no Lacey rub some coconut meat on his bug bite

[00:23:08] Oh, there's a pie! I don't like bugs, dude!

[00:23:12] Deal with it, bro.

[00:23:12] How was your fire?

[00:23:14] It's right here, right?

[00:23:15] No, Jason, I can put up with some of the remedy shit,

[00:23:17] like not doing a full seven days,

[00:23:19] but having Drew on screen is a deal breaker for me.

[00:23:21] I am pun-subbing.

[00:23:24] You DTS, you DTS.

[00:23:29] 100 gifted to Brodry Chopp-Pash in the water.

[00:23:35] Bro, you're telling my machete!

[00:23:38] Now man, yo, yo, it's treacherous out here, bro.

[00:23:44] I can tell you're from Sweden, Erie, Pennsylvania, you're not built for shit like this, bro.

[00:23:50] I'm telling you right now, we split the switch spots for a day, you wouldn't last, bro.

[00:23:55] You wouldn't even last the night time.

[00:23:56] Yes, I would.

[00:23:57] No, you wouldn't.

[00:23:58] Stop bleeding.

[00:23:59] You're shit-biting, Jack.

[00:24:00] Look at you, bro.

[00:24:01] Yeah, I'm getting ick shit.

[00:24:02] I don't like it.

[00:24:03] I don't like bugs.

[00:24:04] Yes.

[00:24:05] I could do all the manly shit that I can tail on an island, but I don't like it.

[00:24:08] It comes with bugs man.

[00:24:10] Now, let's go get some coconuts, yeah?

[00:24:13] Tell Drew to bring his fucking slides so you can wear it.

[00:24:16] All right, Drew!

[00:24:18] Drew!

[00:24:20] Hock, be so useless.

[00:24:23] Come on, I can do a barefoot.

[00:24:24] Is it going to hurt me?

[00:24:26] It's just a lot of rocks and twigs and shit.

[00:24:29] I would prefer to have some shoes on.

[00:24:31] And you're wearing shorts, a t-shirt.

[00:24:33] I thought, I'm not going to lie.

[00:24:35] I came here thinking this is going

[00:24:36] to be like a vibe, like a vacation

[00:24:37] We need you to chill on the beach going fishing in a boat. I wait turns out you're living the actual fucking trenches

[00:24:43] Yes, this is this is this is the trenches, bro

[00:24:46] I've been sleeping here for the past six five days five nights

[00:24:52] It's right my own piss yes

[00:24:55] Nope, I've been burst my teeth since

[00:24:58] 15 15

[00:25:00] Having showers since the 15th. I haven't done a lot of things in the 15th. I had a real meal since the 15th

[00:25:06] It's been a long time, bro, but tomorrow's the last day, um, I

[00:25:14] Today I coconut a little bit of coconut, but I'm a little

[00:25:22] You're a fat piece of shit, you know that what that's what I would do. Yeah, okay. Yo take take a sip of that shit

[00:25:27] No, I learned how adorable is you have to get the water and you have to put it over the fire

[00:25:31] You could boil the ocean water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but then it just become like the salt just like not

[00:25:36] That's not how it works, bro. It's not how it works.

[00:25:38] Okay, well, I want to call you down first.

[00:25:40] Okay, all right, come on.

[00:25:42] Hey, bro, is Drew gonna bring your shoes on?

[00:25:44] Drew!

[00:25:46] Jesus, there's actually a bug on me, bro. This is disgusting.

[00:25:48] What do you want me to do, dude?

[00:25:50] You didn't bring bugs, bro.

[00:25:52] Hey, me and you are finally in the same boat.

[00:25:54] Let's go!

[00:25:56] Oh, my God, bro.

[00:25:58] Let's fucking go.

[00:26:00] Drew, what was said, five minutes?

[00:26:02] All right, come on. Come, come, come. Sit.

[00:26:04] Sit. Sit. Sit, bro.

[00:26:06] This is my bed. Do we know if it's comfy?

[00:26:08] This is what you've been sleeping on.

[00:26:09] This is what I've been sleeping on for the past five days.

[00:26:11] Okay. Is it comfy?

[00:26:12] It's kind of comfy.

[00:26:14] What do you think?

[00:26:15] Jason, these are logs.

[00:26:17] Yes. There's logs on top of leaves.

[00:26:19] So where's the bed?

[00:26:20] That's the bed.

[00:26:22] This is the bed.

[00:26:26] That's the shade right here.

[00:26:31] See?

[00:26:32] You're ready to go, man.

[00:26:34] If you break my back, I would be so fucking sad.

[00:26:37] Dude, I feel really bad for you.

[00:26:38] Yeah, man.

[00:26:40] But this is what I gotta go.

[00:26:42] How come you didn't make it like a better form?

[00:26:45] What do you mean?

[00:26:46] It's not Fortnite, bro.

[00:26:47] I can't just fucking farm-master.

[00:26:48] No, I know.

[00:26:49] But you could have stacked.

[00:26:50] You've been in the first, the 60s?

[00:26:52] There's your 60, right?

[00:26:54] You could have stacked sand.

[00:26:55] Sand?

[00:26:56] I feel like sleeping on sand is more comfortable

[00:26:58] than sleeping on logs.

[00:27:00] No, no, no, sand has bugs and shit in it. Logs.

[00:27:04] Yo, there's so many bugs around your bed.

[00:27:05] This is disgusting.

[00:27:06] Yeah, yeah, bro.

[00:27:08] This is what I've been living in for the past six days.

[00:27:10] You'll be fine though, okay?

[00:27:12] There's a smoke coming right here

[00:27:13] and the sand fleas, they don't like the smoke.

[00:27:16] Okay?

[00:27:17] So how do you start to plant?

[00:27:19] Okay, so you wanna get a bunch of little twigs.

[00:27:23] All right, that's my twig crate,

[00:27:25] but I don't have twigs right now, so.

[00:27:28] I can get your twigs.

[00:27:30] Yeah, we can get twi- we can get twi- twi's together.

[00:27:31] Look- oh, look at this chop-down thing.

[00:27:34] What are those?

[00:27:38] How much time do I have left?

[00:27:40] What do you mean? You're not leaving yet!

[00:27:42] You just got here!

[00:27:44] Oh, this is...

[00:27:45] You look skinny.

[00:27:47] Dead ass?

[00:27:48] Yeah.

[00:27:49] Look, look.

[00:27:50] My stomach.

[00:27:51] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[00:27:55] Yo, you have a new- you have like COVID-21 or some shit.

[00:27:58] No, it's a weird bread bumps all over. It's just Sam please

[00:28:04] I'm okay. I'm just fucking drained. I will say though the tan is a good look on you. It's good. Look. Yeah

[00:28:12] What you about no shots? Oh, there you go

[00:28:14] Who's yours right now?

[00:28:16] Who the fuck?

[00:28:18] Why don't you?

[00:28:20] No one's here on mine.

[00:28:22] Yeah, there you go.

[00:28:24] Sandy socks.

[00:28:26] I've been dealing with that shit. I hate sandy socks.

[00:28:28] First day I came here, sandy fucking socks.

[00:28:30] Where's the washer?

[00:28:32] The what? The washer?

[00:28:34] The wash or clothes? Oh, there's nothing.

[00:28:36] There's the ocean right there.

[00:28:38] Sea salt.

[00:28:40] Dude, I did that smell bad? Yes.

[00:28:42] How about I smell like you? Honestly, it's not even like it's it's it's to the point where it's not even be oh, it's just like

[00:28:50] Like just like like shit not like human shit

[00:28:56] Yeah, he doesn't smell like shit or be oh he just smells like

[00:29:02] like

[00:29:04] Like like I don't even know how to describe it

[00:29:07] What do I smell like like give me give me like like literal like cocoa shit. No

[00:29:13] Okay, if I had to give a description

[00:29:17] Stripper pussy

[00:29:20] You smell like a mixture of fish with a mixture of musk

[00:29:26] And and and I don't know

[00:29:29] Well, how do you remember what shipper pussy smells like?

[00:29:35] Back in my day, you used to go crazy.

[00:29:38] I remember the first story you told all of the ex-faze guys was that you ate a shipper pussy out.

[00:29:43] 18 years old, man.

[00:29:44] Yeah, man.

[00:29:45] 18th birthday shippers out of my face sexually assaulted me.

[00:29:48] Wow.

[00:29:49] But how, though, if you stuck your tongue out?

[00:29:51] It was my first instinct.

[00:29:53] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know about you. Yeah, tell me things that have happened that Jason has not

[00:30:04] I already told you. Oh my god. I know by the KD files. I know Dean got smack. You told me that the KD files. Yeah

[00:30:11] Okay. Oh, yeah, there were KD files. We're talking shit. We're seeing me in 20m. It's some people think it's fakes. I mean, it's real

[00:30:18] Michael Jordan touched the kids butt

[00:30:21] That's what that was real yeah, LeBron towards a Achilles that real

[00:30:29] Out forever wrong done, but it's a charity match today. I saw that chat was spamming that

[00:30:34] Yep, Dan. So we're all going bro. Yeah, we're all going to fucking London except Marlon. Oh

[00:30:41] Yeah, not except for Marlon bro. What damn

[00:30:44] Um, Chad, what else happened? Yeah, it's what your dean done slapped. Uh, oh, uh, the ASU frat leader

[00:30:51] He stole Cloud's ex-girlfriend. No

[00:30:57] Why why?

[00:31:00] What?

[00:31:02] Are you fucking serious?

[00:31:05] All a dap got a new sponsor. I heard about that. He's the first ever dual straight-jacket pool sponsor.

[00:31:12] What?

[00:31:13] Honestly, I'd never seen anything like it. I don't even know how to explain it. Wait, what? Wait, repeat that

[00:31:19] It was a dual straight-jacket pool sponsor

[00:31:23] What does that even mean?

[00:31:25] You gotta see the video. You gotta see the video. It's

[00:31:30] Silky an Uber driver

[00:31:32] For who?

[00:31:35] So shit went down last. Wait, what happened?

[00:31:37] Well, well, how did he get how did he get caught he didn't get caught someone just basically went online and said that

[00:31:50] He was doing it and he then went live after and said that's not true. I'm gonna sue you

[00:31:57] I got a new car what car

[00:32:00] Wait, no, I was there for that. No, no, no another new one. How how yeah

[00:32:05] You traded in the soft top no, no, no got a side issue. You'll see it when you get back home

[00:32:11] What else yeah, what else happened?

[00:32:15] Aliens are real oh

[00:32:17] Trump Trump like made like a post saying that he's gonna

[00:32:23] Wait a minute brother. I've been on this fucking island. I don't know what

[00:32:27] We've been on an island away from the real world for six days and all of a sudden Trump's making posts talking about

[00:32:32] they're gonna reveal

[00:32:35] government documents of humans

[00:32:37] Are you sick? No

[00:32:40] Just a little smoky. Yeah, it's a really fucking smoky. Yeah, but it's good though because the flies go away

[00:32:45] You know what? I'm getting the fucking bit like dude. It's disgusting

[00:32:51] I

[00:32:52] Already told him Rhonda invited. Yeah, I think that's pretty much it. I do have a gift for you actually no

[00:32:56] I have some stimulation

[00:33:10] Brought you some

[00:33:16] Get a fucking I know you're gonna give me a food or some shit

[00:33:26] Let's go, let's go.

[00:33:28] Oh, we torn a new house.

[00:33:30] Without me, bro.

[00:33:31] Yeah.

[00:33:32] Is it good?

[00:33:32] Crazy.

[00:33:33] Am I invited or no?

[00:33:35] Yeah, of course.

[00:33:35] OK, man.

[00:33:36] It's crazy.

[00:33:36] It's really nice.

[00:33:37] Better than?

[00:33:38] Better than?

[00:33:38] Yes.

[00:33:39] No.

[00:33:40] Yes.

[00:33:41] No.

[00:33:41] Wilson.

[00:33:41] No way it's better than our current.

[00:33:43] Yes.

[00:33:44] For everybody.

[00:33:45] Ah, OK, maybe not for everybody.

[00:33:48] Ah, shoot.

[00:33:49] All right.

[00:33:51] Come this way, man.

[00:33:52] What the fuck's that about?

[00:33:53] It's a drone, bud.

[00:33:54] Oh, shit.

[00:33:55] Hi, you say you're hungry, right?

[00:33:57] Yes, I'm hungry.

[00:33:58] Follow me.

[00:34:03] Remember how to corn ACL, Jack?

[00:34:06] That is the fakest ACL tear of all time.

[00:34:09] Watch your step, bros.

[00:34:10] Mud mad, coconuts mad, just random shit, OK?

[00:34:14] I'm not going to lie, if you were wet, how you want to lay

[00:34:17] down for the freaking L.A., people would walk by and start

[00:34:19] giving you donations.

[00:34:20] They would dead-ass take your homeless.

[00:34:22] I mean, I would.

[00:34:24] Honestly, that wouldn't be too bad, but I'm hungry as shit.

[00:34:28] All right.

[00:34:29] This is the other side of the island.

[00:34:33] This is where Koka's first appearance was.

[00:34:37] All right.

[00:34:39] Here we are.

[00:34:40] So where's the coconut?

[00:34:43] In the trees.

[00:34:43] Look.

[00:34:45] Look.

[00:34:47] You see that coconut?

[00:34:48] Those are the best ones, the green ones.

[00:34:50] If you can get those, you'll be good.

[00:34:53] I can get them.

[00:34:54] Either with a stick or climbing.

[00:34:58] So how have you been getting them?

[00:35:00] Different trees.

[00:35:01] This is too tall for me.

[00:35:02] So where's the one that I can get?

[00:35:05] There's not much left.

[00:35:06] But I'm thirsty.

[00:35:07] I have scavengers.

[00:35:08] You can try climbing.

[00:35:09] I don't know.

[00:35:09] You've got the climbing shoes.

[00:35:14] Yep, there you go.

[00:35:15] Nope, you gotta go upwards.

[00:35:23] Or if you've got good aim, you could throw a rock at it.

[00:35:33] Careful though.

[00:35:34] Why?

[00:35:35] If you hit it and it drops on your head, you instantly die.

[00:35:37] Wait, is that one up there?

[00:35:40] Any of the green ones.

[00:35:41] And if you hit it, it'll fall.

[00:35:44] Well, yeah, hit it a couple of times, because it's like a sexual root.

[00:35:50] Missed.

[00:35:59] Brother, this life fucking sucks!

[00:36:01] Alright, yo, let's keep pushing, bro.

[00:36:03] No, I need a fucking... I'm thirsty, it's hot out!

[00:36:06] Hey, production, don't give Lacey any food or water!

[00:36:09] I'm dehydrating.

[00:36:14] BANG!

[00:36:16] It's a small rock, bro.

[00:36:22] Okay, I give up. Where's the real coconuts?

[00:36:24] That was the real coconut.

[00:36:26] Or you can... those brown ones you can drink, you can only drink one a day, otherwise you'll get shitty.

[00:36:31] Oh, I have an idea!

[00:36:32] What?

[00:36:33] I have an idea.

[00:36:39] Bro, it's not a fucking video game!

[00:36:41] game. I swear I saw movies where you can shake. Oh my god wait.

[00:36:51] Dude that one's brown.

[00:36:58] There's no way you've hidden coconut where rocks have gotten it down. I call cap.

[00:37:02] No, no, I get sticks. I get a long stick and I start shoving, shoving it.

[00:37:06] Okay, so how do you show it?

[00:37:10] not as that's too far bro come on let's just keep going let's keep on okay

[00:37:18] i can't believe we've been here for six days

[00:37:23] have i changed? do you think?

[00:37:27] like my aura did it change?

[00:37:32] do you mean?

[00:37:35] oh shit

[00:37:38] Yeah, first shower, first water bottle chug, oh yeah, oh that first air wall you know.

[00:37:46] Oh fuck.

[00:37:47] Oh, oh god.

[00:37:48] Imagine when you get back laying in your bed, cleaning in your bed, get the lotion, just

[00:37:53] rub one out, imagine how far it's gonna, especially with the thing you got that I just saw.

[00:37:57] Okay.

[00:37:58] Alright, right here, you see little apples on the tree or no?

[00:38:02] No.

[00:38:03] Let me show you, this is what I've been feasting off of, okay?

[00:38:05] Oh, you found a little apple tree?

[00:38:07] Yep, yep, yep, this is keeping me alive.

[00:38:09] This could be good eats.

[00:38:10] Yeah, yeah, wait.

[00:38:12] Stay right there.

[00:38:14] Ah, you see it at all?

[00:38:16] No.

[00:38:19] Oh, you see the little green apples right there?

[00:38:22] Right here.

[00:38:26] Where?

[00:38:27] Right there.

[00:38:31] Those are not fucking apples.

[00:38:32] The little baby circular things.

[00:38:34] You've been eating these.

[00:38:36] yes yes well you have not you see him or no yeah I see them I hear what how much

[00:38:45] see you see them right there yeah yeah yeah yeah wait don't touch that's not

[00:38:50] nice why I'm gonna lie though this is the death tree what do you mean it's a

[00:38:56] death tree bro I was dead that's not a good one eat now if you eat that you die

[00:39:00] the next hour that's cat you want to be my fucking guest wait yeah why don't touch

[00:39:09] it don't touch it if you touch the branch to you can get itchy and poisoned

[00:39:15] it's a death tree bro I don't believe you you don't believe me I've been lying

[00:39:21] Those are crap. They're sitting my chest ain't it's fine. Yeah, you're just

[00:39:26] Actually, don't touch it. It'll fuck you up. Yeah, don't touch. Don't touch it like you see how

[00:39:31] Production cut open cut the branches and shit. Yeah, the branch fell in one of the production

[00:39:36] production people's eye

[00:39:38] And he now he's blind in one eye

[00:39:41] And if you eat the apple is over

[00:39:44] So what have you actually been surviving off of coconuts, bro? So where are the actual coconuts that are attainable right here?

[00:39:50] You see a little coconut tree right there?

[00:39:52] Right here.

[00:39:53] Straight ahead bro, you see the palm tree?

[00:40:00] We could give one of those apples to Drew.

[00:40:02] Oh!

[00:40:03] I'm doubting you.

[00:40:04] These right here?

[00:40:05] Yeah.

[00:40:06] I haven't been eating any of it because the taste is not all there, but these are 100%

[00:40:11] edible.

[00:40:12] What is it?

[00:40:13] It's just hibiscus leaves.

[00:40:14] Here.

[00:40:15] This gets you high?

[00:40:16] No, no, no, no.

[00:40:17] Oh my God, you have a weed!

[00:40:18] Hey, hey, eat it, eat it.

[00:40:19] I don't trust you. You told me to eat that on God. I would not let you die. Can you eat this? I'll eat one with you. Look

[00:40:26] Cheers, bro

[00:40:30] Eat it

[00:40:36] Tastes like shit

[00:40:40] Calories in though, man, they're saying leaked

[00:40:43] Pre-recorded leaked.

[00:40:45] What the fuck are y'all talking about bro?

[00:40:49] Why didn't you say pre-recorded?

[00:40:51] What?

[00:40:53] So, okay, you actually have, have you, what about the fish you caught? Did you eat it?

[00:40:57] Yeah.

[00:40:58] It tastes good?

[00:40:59] It was a high, it was, I mean, it's the best thing here.

[00:41:01] Let's get a coke in there bro, I'm thirsty.

[00:41:03] Alright.

[00:41:05] You know how much salt I have in my mouth from the speed boat right out here?

[00:41:09] Listen bro, how about this?

[00:41:12] about this uh production they're not gonna give you was that was that oh my

[00:41:23] god I see him for a hermit crab hermit crab yeah you scared it is in a shell

[00:41:31] now you eat these yo yo no you're just fucking kidding you can eat those no you

[00:41:40] just fucking kill it not eat a hermit crab no island fending for our self

[00:41:47] anything I see that's moving I'm eating no trust trust they're adding Maya trust

[00:41:53] bro I've been eating whatever the fucking move I almost ate a coca but she

[00:41:58] was nice to me. I really think we should bring Coco back. Coco? Yeah. Okay, yeah. I don't know how

[00:42:05] to do that, bro. Do I just put her in a plane? I've never put a pet in a plane. Yeah. Imagine her

[00:42:12] first time trying like snake. This is the coconut tree you get. No, no, no. There's another one,

[00:42:18] but it's smaller, but it's gonna be hard, bro. I can get it, dude. I can do it. You can get it.

[00:42:23] I'm broke what about me my sir I have the survival instinct fucking lying in the

[00:42:28] jungle okay you ready yes come on bro we got to go deep we got to go kind of

[00:42:34] deep in the forest okay you didn't bring like a bag or anything no starter kit

[00:42:39] no I had snacks on the boat and I didn't need to eat any more on the boat right now

[00:42:43] how was the boat rise a bit long right very long was two hours I brought you a

[00:42:47] straw though I bought us both the trucks I thought I'm gonna be honest the vision I

[00:42:50] I had it in my head with you both be on the beach drinking a coconut out of like a little straw to get some sugar in it.

[00:42:54] Where is the straw?

[00:42:55] I left it on the boat by accident.

[00:42:57] But then I pulled up and I realized that it was going to be very fun.

[00:43:01] What? It's the most fun.

[00:43:03] It's fucking hot.

[00:43:07] Ew. You ate today?

[00:43:10] I had a little empanada in the morning.

[00:43:13] You should have filled up bro.

[00:43:15] Yeah, I can tell.

[00:43:16] It's going to be a long night man.

[00:43:17] All right.

[00:43:18] Here?

[00:43:19] Yes, there's iguanas, there's tigers, there's lions.

[00:43:23] Okay, so, let's just go, okay.

[00:43:30] That's a hermit crab.

[00:43:34] Bro, you can't eat those.

[00:43:37] I think you can, but...

[00:43:39] Oh my God, there's act body spray!

[00:43:41] Yeah, hell, let's see, just watch.

[00:43:42] Dude, you fucking need some.

[00:43:44] Okay.

[00:43:44] You see a little bit in here, come here.

[00:43:54] Here's a spray.

[00:43:57] Here's a spray.

[00:44:00] Broken.

[00:44:01] Hi.

[00:44:02] Come on.

[00:44:03] Hi. Come on.

[00:44:07] Yeah, y'all could never do this by the way, even for a power.

[00:44:10] Every person with a cat-type insatiable, A.B.A.D.

[00:44:13] You guys could never do this, I promise.

[00:44:16] These coconuts are right here.

[00:44:18] What about them?

[00:44:19] These are the coconut tree I come from.

[00:44:21] So the camera can see us right here?

[00:44:22] The drone is right above us, but if you want to go first person,

[00:44:26] here, I got you.

[00:44:27] What does that mean?

[00:44:28] It's just toolkit on the Android.

[00:44:30] Here.

[00:44:31] First person?

[00:44:32] Yeah. Here.

[00:44:36] They can see you?

[00:44:38] Yeah, they can see you.

[00:44:40] Alright, let's go. After you, bro.

[00:44:42] Through the forest. Follow me.

[00:44:44] I don't know if it's a pan or anything, man.

[00:44:46] You were just like you were going on vacation.

[00:44:48] Yeah, I thought I was. I thought we were going to be chilling on the beach fishing.

[00:44:52] We will later, though. Fishing is...

[00:44:54] Also, I don't know if it's a shitty year now, but I do have to inform you.

[00:44:57] I checked before I came. 60% chance of showers today.

[00:45:01] Well, it looks like it looks like we got water we got water that's good. That's good. Honestly. All right, come on

[00:45:08] Maybe

[00:45:11] Where was we go man?

[00:45:13] No, bro. Are you sure? Yes

[00:45:19] All right

[00:45:24] I don't have this ingest chat

[00:45:26] Okay, they should still, they should still see.

[00:45:32] So there's no more green coconuts though.

[00:45:34] Those coconuts are good though.

[00:45:35] They are?

[00:45:36] Mm-hmm.

[00:45:37] You can do this together.

[00:45:38] Yeah.

[00:45:39] You've been doing this alone?

[00:45:41] I've been doing this alone.

[00:45:42] Look at this one.

[00:45:43] I don't even know if that will reach the top.

[00:45:45] Oh, we don't know if it will reach?

[00:45:46] What's this?

[00:45:47] I don't got the energy.

[00:45:48] I'm beyond.

[00:45:49] This is all you, bro.

[00:45:50] Yeah?

[00:45:51] There you go.

[00:45:52] There you go.

[00:45:53] There you go.

[00:45:54] Get the closest one on the ground no, no, no, no, no, no, maybe the left one

[00:46:03] Almost there yeah

[00:46:10] Come on Lacey

[00:46:16] I need a break I need a break I need a break I need a break

[00:46:21] Bro you're supposed to keep on going. Why didn't it come down? Come on, bro.

[00:46:29] Why didn't it come down? You're already breaking a crazy ass sweat.

[00:46:33] Why didn't it come down, Jay?

[00:46:35] Come on, bro. I was out here 30 minutes just smacking coconuts. You got this.

[00:46:39] You got 30 minutes, you got one?

[00:46:41] Bro, it takes a while. I mean, it depends on which coconut. Some of it takes really fast, but you gotta keep poking it, bro.

[00:46:48] Yeah.

[00:46:50] Yeah.

[00:46:52] Yeah.

[00:46:54] Hmm.

[00:46:56] Nope.

[00:46:58] In between, in between, in between.

[00:47:00] That's like it's a pushy and fuck it.

[00:47:02] What?

[00:47:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:47:06] Yeah.

[00:47:08] Keep going.

[00:47:10] Yeah.

[00:47:12] Nice.

[00:47:14] Ah!

[00:47:16] Come on, bro, move it around, like walk around so they're like, no, no, no, keep it in that

[00:47:27] hole.

[00:47:28] Okay.

[00:47:29] Oh my God.

[00:47:30] You might actually get.

[00:47:31] Watch out.

[00:47:32] I got a concussion.

[00:47:33] I got a concussion.

[00:47:34] Oh my God.

[00:47:35] I'm dizzy.

[00:47:36] Oh, I'm dizzy.

[00:47:37] Yo.

[00:47:38] Yo.

[00:47:39] I'm just gonna have a concussion. Oh my god, I'm dizzy. Oh, I'm dizzy.

[00:47:43] Yo! Yo! Yo, are you good?

[00:47:48] Bro, you gotta be careful!

[00:47:51] I got both the fingers, you!

[00:47:53] Hold it, I can do that one!

[00:48:01] Yo! Yo, you're supposed to be careful!

[00:48:06] holy shit bro that should only happen in the fucking movie

[00:48:13] alright grab your coconut we out

[00:48:15] I can't do nothing about it

[00:48:19] I can't do nothing about it

[00:48:21] no it's not even your first hour here

[00:48:23] hold on get that coconut bro that's yours

[00:48:25] we're gonna feast

[00:48:26] okay

[00:48:28] good shit that was faster than I expected

[00:48:33] you okay

[00:48:34] Are you actually?

[00:48:36] I saw I was scared for you. I thought you broke is that shit could be lethal

[00:48:51] That's what happens, bro

[00:48:58] You're made for it, bro

[00:48:59] You better turn to a fucking man so in a little bit you got to drink your own piss

[00:49:04] Do a life straw

[00:49:08] It's a hydrate, bro

[00:49:12] Good shit though, bro

[00:49:15] No, no, no you're pissed

[00:49:22] How bad is it are you okay verse two bro, you got bonked bro like like

[00:49:27] Is it getting swollen?

[00:49:29] Just go back my head a little bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It is it's red. I see where I got hit right here. Oh

[00:49:37] My fucking god. Yeah

[00:49:39] No, you don't headache

[00:49:41] Bro, it hasn't even been fucking hour

[00:49:45] Lock in bro

[00:49:47] Okay, so I'm gonna teach you how to cut open that coconut when we get back to camp

[00:49:52] Do you want to explore the rest of the island or not? Yeah, not bad come on

[00:49:56] get that coconut next to you bro that's the only source of water we got

[00:50:01] what?

[00:50:03] maybe?

[00:50:05] what?

[00:50:07] there's no shit in you

[00:50:09] yeah you got lucky you might have to get another one

[00:50:11] the fuck do you need it I just got hit in the head for no water

[00:50:14] wait wait let me hear

[00:50:17] yo that's not lucky

[00:50:19] there's no one that's hit in the head for no water

[00:50:20] yeah that's not lucky bro

[00:50:21] I got hit in the head for no water

[00:50:22] I ain't gonna lie that's bad orangey

[00:50:24] That's really bad, RNG.

[00:50:27] No, dude, have you thought of maybe drawing like an SOS in a sand or some shit?

[00:50:31] Uh, no.

[00:50:32] So I gotta go back and get another coconut.

[00:50:34] If you want to drink something-

[00:50:35] I'm thirsty.

[00:50:36] Alright, bro, then let's get back to work.

[00:50:40] I'm gonna put this coconut on the ground. These are edible though, still.

[00:50:44] Damn, that is unlucky.

[00:50:47] But you're able to get another one, bro, for sure.

[00:50:50] No, are you lightheaded?

[00:50:51] headed a little bit actually bro you you caught you caught me in this island on a

[00:51:00] good day bro it's not as hot how to how to flee you getting bit up or damn bro

[00:51:11] Bro, you got fucked up. I want to see that cliff back.

[00:51:17] Fuck.

[00:51:22] Bro, are you the me over something?

[00:51:26] Brother, this has got to be you.

[00:51:29] Fuck this.

[00:51:31] You want to be careful.

[00:51:32] You want to be careful.

[00:51:33] I didn't expect for it to roll down the stick that fast.

[00:51:36] You gotta move out the way, man.

[00:51:39] Fuck that hurt.

[00:51:41] kind of scared it was a game you got this bro

[00:51:51] yep oh hey better

[00:51:57] careful now

[00:52:01] yep there you go right in the hole I didn't know that's the one right there

[00:52:11] You got to hold it

[00:52:18] You're sure that coconut got no water I mean you would you would 100% here bro you would 100% hear it

[00:52:29] You want me to try

[00:52:32] Thank you, bro. I am weak right now. I don't even know if I could lift the stick up

[00:52:41] Go for a bigger size one

[00:52:45] Yeah, that one might be easier

[00:52:54] Reset reset reset

[00:53:02] What are you doing guy?

[00:53:06] What are you doing?

[00:53:08] Lift that shit up man.

[00:53:11] There you go.

[00:53:16] Rest a little bit.

[00:53:18] That's perfect. That's perfect.

[00:53:23] Twist it around.

[00:53:30] It's not gonna hit you. It's so far away bro.

[00:53:43] I don't like this. Help!

[00:53:51] Come on Lacey.

[00:53:53] I already got one.

[00:53:55] You got one but it's empty, Gage!

[00:54:00] Come on bro. Come on. Yep, there you go. That's it right there. Almost. Almost! Almost!

[00:54:10] No! You lost it. You lost it. Regained strength. Rest a little bit. Regained strength.

[00:54:16] I need water. I need water. You gotta have a water water somewhere.

[00:54:19] Bro, this is your water, gang!

[00:54:35] If you use the other end of the hook to it, that...

[00:54:39] I don't fucking need water in this bag.

[00:54:41] Wait, where are you going?

[00:54:42] I don't need water in this fucking bag I want to leave!

[00:54:46] listen listen listen if you use that end of the stick to poke they got hooks it

[00:54:51] got hooks on the end of that so yeah use that that's that's the way you're

[00:54:55] grabbing try one more time bro one more one more

[00:54:59] brother it's been 30 fucking minutes and you already want to leave the island

[00:55:04] I've been on this fucking island for 10 days.

[00:55:09] Six.

[00:55:17] There you go.

[00:55:18] Yep.

[00:55:23] But you put it on the ground and like walked towards it?

[00:55:28] Yep.

[00:55:28] Come on, Lacey.

[00:55:30] This is the one.

[00:55:31] I already know, this is the one.

[00:55:33] Rest it against the tree a little bit, and...

[00:55:35] Oh yeah, rest a little bit.

[00:55:40] Okay.

[00:55:42] Okay.

[00:55:46] This is my island.

[00:55:47] I'll do what I want, this island.

[00:55:49] You own this island.

[00:55:50] What I want, this island.

[00:55:51] You own this island.

[00:56:03] you see you got the hook yeah

[00:56:08] fuck on me there's a fuck on me

[00:56:10] no no lazy lazy

[00:56:11] fuck this shit

[00:56:13] get me the fuck out of here

[00:56:15] yeah

[00:56:18] are you done?

[00:56:21] brother that's our source of fucking water

[00:56:24] All that screaming bro, you're gonna get gas man. Where?

[00:56:35] I'm yeah, but it's a lot of energy to open it bro

[00:56:43] bro.

[00:56:44] What the fuck?

[00:56:45] It's a lot of energy to open it bro, so.

[00:56:55] You sure you're okay with that coconut?

[00:56:57] Alright bro, shall we keep exploring?

[00:57:01] You want to go back and open it?

[00:57:03] Okay, this is the last side of the beach, right here.

[00:57:11] Let me show you, bro.

[00:57:13] Fuck.

[00:57:15] Good?

[00:57:16] No, I'm not good, bro.

[00:57:18] There's got to be a river somewhere in our lake.

[00:57:20] There's swamp.

[00:57:21] There's a pond.

[00:57:22] I can't get to purify it.

[00:57:23] You want to, actually?

[00:57:24] I can purify the water.

[00:57:26] It tastes like dirt, bro.

[00:57:27] Like, straight.

[00:57:28] If I put in a swamp water, we start a fire, and we boil it.

[00:57:31] And we boil the dirt out.

[00:57:32] I saw it in the outdoor woods.

[00:57:34] Yeah, I mean, you can do that, but it still tastes like dirt.

[00:57:36] It does?

[00:57:36] Yeah.

[00:57:37] And I got a light straw.

[00:57:39] but the life's around like infested with piss, my piss.

[00:57:42] So you don't have to drink.

[00:57:43] Someone said there's a bunker with maximum under the island.

[00:57:47] Who said it?

[00:57:48] They said that.

[00:57:49] I fuckin' wish.

[00:57:50] Water bottle me?

[00:57:52] Brother, it's me and you today.

[00:57:55] All right, no fuckin' production giving you water,

[00:57:57] no fuckin' production giving you food.

[00:57:59] I got a pee.

[00:58:00] You peed in the fuckin' forest.

[00:58:02] What?

[00:58:02] You got a porter buddy?

[00:58:05] Bro, I shit in a hole.

[00:58:08] It's that way you can try you want to try the saltwater bro so you just get

[00:58:19] thirstier but yeah go ahead bro yeah I'm fucking tired I've been on one HP all

[00:58:30] day bro. We want to just be for five to six days.

[00:58:38] Damn.

[00:58:44] All right, some of these rocks are slippery. All right, so just just just be

[00:58:49] careful. The drone.

[00:58:55] Uh

[00:58:58] It's somewhere in the air, bro, and and there's like PTD cameras

[00:59:09] What what that's a seawater, bro

[00:59:14] yo you fucking idiot god damn bro i told you you can't drink that shit man you're

[00:59:26] sweating your ass off it is all this shit alright bro let's keep pushing today you

[00:59:34] become a fucking man careful bro this slippery rocks that shit could fuck you up

[00:59:43] What?

[00:59:45] Dude, what is over here?

[00:59:49] Uh, it's just another piece you say you want to explore.

[00:59:51] Hey, hey, shit over there.

[00:59:55] You told me!

[00:59:57] We're just explore for the hell of it.

[00:59:59] I'm sh-

[01:00:00] We've been out here for six days, stranded on an island!

[01:00:02] We?!

[01:00:03] Bitch, I've been here for six! You've been here for 30 fucking minutes!

[01:00:07] I shouldn't even be yelling, bro. I'm fucking tired.

[01:00:13] You were not going to catch any fish right now.

[01:00:20] Because you got a fish with the rising tide, that's like around 4pm.

[01:00:30] There's a spear.

[01:00:32] You could fish with a spear.

[01:00:34] Alright, so you want to cut that open?

[01:00:39] Alright.

[01:00:40] Is there even any chance that there's, is there a small chance there's water in here?

[01:00:45] No.

[01:00:46] What the fuck?

[01:00:47] Something's in there.

[01:00:48] Something's in the sand.

[01:00:49] You heard that shit?

[01:00:50] It's like a voice.

[01:00:51] Yeah.

[01:00:52] I don't know.

[01:00:53] Is there, is there a chance?

[01:00:54] I don't know.

[01:00:55] You're saying it's that.

[01:00:56] I don't know.

[01:00:57] You're saying it's full of water.

[01:00:58] Alright, I bet.

[01:00:59] I bet.

[01:01:00] I bet.

[01:01:01] I bet.

[01:01:02] I bet.

[01:01:03] I bet.

[01:01:04] I bet.

[01:01:05] I bet.

[01:01:06] I bet.

[01:01:07] I bet.

[01:01:09] There's a chance

[01:01:13] It could be full yes, right? No, that's an empty water bottle. You sure there's something in there?

[01:01:18] Shit in there bro. Wait. Oh

[01:01:22] Yeah, it's open, but it's probably salt water

[01:01:27] Sweet try me

[01:01:30] Salt water? Yeah. What a shot though, right? What if it was a gallon of Sprite? Oh, that's a P-Bot over there.

[01:01:41] What? Oh, fuck. It's very salt, man. God damn it.

[01:01:48] Alright, man.

[01:01:53] Maybe take a little break or something?

[01:01:55] I'm going to sit at camp, bro.

[01:01:57] I'm going to teach you how to open up a coconut with the machete.

[01:02:01] And this could be full of water or have absolutely nothing in it.

[01:02:06] It could be packed.

[01:02:08] It could literally be packed. That's what they're saying.

[01:02:11] That's not got a golden coconut. It's just the best coconut you've ever had.

[01:02:14] That's, that could be it.

[01:02:16] The thing is, like, these coconuts are good. I don't know why it would be empty.

[01:02:19] I feel like those are, I feel like it's packed.

[01:02:22] So how much water, how much water comes in one coconut?

[01:02:29] I don't fucking know.

[01:02:30] Put me into a water bottle.

[01:02:31] Less than a water, like less by a lot.

[01:02:34] What?

[01:02:35] How are you tired already?

[01:02:36] Yo, I don't want to hear shit from you guys in this chat, bro.

[01:02:39] You guys cannot survive out here for a single minute.

[01:02:42] Brother, you got to hit your own, my chat this past week.

[01:02:45] They're asking me why are you laying down.

[01:02:47] Is this a sleep fucking stream for seven days?

[01:02:49] I'm laying down because I'm tired.

[01:02:51] That's got hit in the head by a coconut. I probably have a concussion. Yeah, not I was crazy

[01:02:57] I'm gonna see that clip

[01:02:59] I'm missing any clip, bro. I saw one

[01:03:04] Crazy you get out of the water. Okay six inches soft hang on your face

[01:03:13] Where do you where did you see that down Twitter

[01:03:21] What are you doing on browsers?

[01:03:27] Careful, bro.

[01:03:30] Hi.

[01:03:32] Damn, that's a hike.

[01:03:35] Okay.

[01:03:39] Let's keep fucking going.

[01:03:43] No.

[01:03:45] I'm at like two, three hours of sleep, bro, every day.

[01:03:48] No, I'm actually having a fucking horrible time, but we here bro and tomorrow's the last day

[01:04:02] All right, so here's our options you want to cut that one or

[01:04:06] One of these the brown ones like you can drink that they have liquid in it

[01:04:10] You can drink but only one of those a day or those your shit your pants

[01:04:13] Those, but these you can drink with it first and it has no water then we resort to that.

[01:04:19] Okay, it's a lot of energy I'm telling you bro.

[01:04:22] How?

[01:04:23] Just cut it with the fucking machete, you know?

[01:04:25] It's easier said than done.

[01:04:26] How, fuck?

[01:04:27] Just fucking hit my head on a stick!

[01:04:31] I'm fucking...

[01:04:33] Fuck him, fuck him, bro.

[01:04:36] Alright.

[01:04:37] You ready?

[01:04:38] I'm ready.

[01:04:39] ready okay we'll give you a sample coconut

[01:04:46] yeah

[01:04:55] your shit I can't hear a damn thing okay so when you swing put your right leg

[01:05:03] Like naturally you want your left leg but just in case

[01:05:09] No, no, I'm gonna teach you and then you just go at it. Okay. This is what you want to do

[01:05:13] You want to go at an angle like this like like you're chopping a tree in Minecraft

[01:05:18] So you you could so you're trying to get like an angle and then sip at the top right there

[01:05:24] But it's gonna take a lot of energy and I got fucking zero right now. So you just go like this kind of

[01:05:30] and then like you make it open and

[01:05:33] you feel me and then you do that all around if you hit this so the coconut

[01:05:44] is inside there that's the first and you just carve out this part are you

[01:05:56] fucking kidding me bear open it like open it like you you're thirsty as fuck

[01:06:06] a little bit more to the tip there you go yeah yeah there you go rotate it a

[01:06:16] little not a bad shout there you go yeah

[01:06:23] little zest to it but hey give me super

[01:06:30] powers yep there you go nice it's too

[01:06:39] thick bro nope that's the bad chops bro there you go that's good chops right

[01:06:48] yep

[01:06:54] not the movies bro yep there you go that's good shit right there yep yep

[01:07:09] there you go I'm almost there almost really yep keep on there you go chop it

[01:07:22] chop it fuck this dude I feel like if you catch a coconut it should be

[01:07:31] equivalent to one fucking water bottle that's that hopefully that's just fool

[01:07:36] bro all right yep yep oh you're all you're right there wait wait is that the

[01:07:41] coconut because if that's a coconut you could poke no you're not there just

[01:07:47] just keep keep hacking at it bro

[01:07:51] once you get the shell let me know it's getting wet it's getting wet say on

[01:07:56] god it's a little wet on this it might be it might be max win that might be a

[01:08:00] That might be a max win.

[01:08:02] That might be a max win.

[01:08:11] No!

[01:08:12] Here you go.

[01:08:13] Oh, you spilled fucking half of it, but that's a max win!

[01:08:16] That's a max win!

[01:08:18] Go ahead, bro.

[01:08:20] You can eat that, yeah.

[01:08:21] Wait, wait, is that jelly or?

[01:08:23] Oh, yeah, you got a perfect one.

[01:08:25] That's like a green one.

[01:08:27] Those are good as fuck.

[01:08:30] Oh, fuck.

[01:08:33] Ah, yeah, that looks good.

[01:08:35] It's only right, bro.

[01:08:38] For real?

[01:08:38] Come on, man.

[01:08:40] It's only right.

[01:08:42] But that's your water, you deserve that, bro.

[01:08:43] So how do I drink it?

[01:08:45] Yeah, drink that shit, man.

[01:08:48] But we're gonna survive.

[01:08:51] That's good.

[01:08:53] Oh, that's refreshing.

[01:08:54] See the reward, bro?

[01:08:55] Oh, that's refreshing.

[01:08:56] Bro, you got a Max Wind coconut, holy shit.

[01:08:59] Damn.

[01:08:59] Holy shit.

[01:09:02] Oh my God.

[01:09:03] Yo, once you drink all of it, then you eat the jelly.

[01:09:06] For real?

[01:09:06] Then you crack the-

[01:09:07] Did you usually chug it?

[01:09:08] I usually, I mean, you could drink it however you want, bro.

[01:09:13] You want me to sit?

[01:09:15] Nah, nah, I'm cheating, I can't, I can't.

[01:09:18] I gotta crack my own.

[01:09:20] I'm gonna crack one open, let's crack one.

[01:09:21] I bet, I bet, I bet.

[01:09:22] I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you.

[01:09:23] It's gonna take me a minute, I'm on zero.

[01:09:24] That's fine, that's fine, I can wait.

[01:09:26] Okay.

[01:09:27] I can wait.

[01:09:28] You got the better coconut though, bro.

[01:09:30] Damn, man, I did that.

[01:09:30] I got a max weight.

[01:09:31] He got a fucking ripe PSA 10 coconut.

[01:09:35] That's actually perfect coconuts, bro.

[01:09:38] Oh my god.

[01:09:39] Crack his shit?

[01:09:40] I'll crack your shit, but I don't want them to say it's nicky.

[01:09:43] No, no, no.

[01:09:43] Don't crack my shit.

[01:09:45] Ooh.

[01:09:46] This is yours.

[01:09:49] Shall I, man?

[01:09:49] Mm-hmm.

[01:09:55] I've never really cracked open a pipe,

[01:09:56] but this is kind of crazy.

[01:09:57] Yeah, yeah, I'm on the line is coconut. That's okay revive you game

[01:10:11] All right, ready

[01:10:15] Dude dude that shit had to be edited right

[01:10:18] Okay.

[01:10:25] Now she got more views than me drinking my piss.

[01:10:29] How?

[01:10:34] Nice.

[01:10:34] Yeah, this one's not as ripe as yours, bro, that's the max win, coconut, I'm jealous

[01:10:55] as fuck.

[01:10:56] I gotta go back and attack that coconut tree.

[01:11:01] Let me go. Let me go later.

[01:11:21] Almost there.

[01:11:26] Who me?

[01:11:28] Cuz it's fucking son and the son is be me or on the other days

[01:11:36] Now they wouldn't be able to do this shit, bro

[01:11:47] Yeah, it's just like yours is easier to cut cuz it's right for

[01:11:58] Okay, now smack that shit.

[01:12:01] I think it's gonna work, yeah, I'm dead.

[01:12:09] Oh, I heard it!

[01:12:10] There you go!

[01:12:12] Bottoms up, my boy.

[01:12:14] Yeah, it's got some water there?

[01:12:15] Yeah.

[01:12:16] Oh, shit.

[01:12:18] Woo!

[01:12:21] See, this one is different.

[01:12:23] Oh, that's like edible.

[01:12:25] Yours is just jelly, but the jelly I prefer.

[01:12:28] All right, ready?

[01:12:30] Chug?

[01:12:31] Cheers.

[01:12:32] Cheers to coconuts.

[01:12:34] Cheers, man.

[01:12:40] Damn!

[01:12:42] That is good.

[01:12:44] That is refreshing.

[01:12:46] This year's good?

[01:12:47] Man, it's pretty good.

[01:12:48] You gonna take a seat, bro?

[01:12:49] Talk about life for a little?

[01:12:50] Yeah.

[01:12:51] Take a seat.

[01:12:54] So you think you can make it?

[01:12:56] You can do seven days?

[01:12:57] days? On here? Fuck no. I'll be honest this takes some fucking willpower. I will probably quit

[01:13:07] after the first day. I would have quit too bro, I'm not gonna lie. But I spent hell of bread.

[01:13:19] The coconut's got, someone's bitten me. Yo, someone keeps biting me dude. I don't like the bug.

[01:13:24] Like if I could turn bug mode off, I would do it

[01:13:27] Yeah, which bro, but I mean burly my mom that's disgusting. You look like you actually are like living on our bridge

[01:13:38] So you won't even eat and drink and coconuts for six days

[01:13:45] I've had this one fish to fish to fit three days. Oh, okay. That's not bad. Yeah, three fish

[01:13:54] Look, I was spilling fucking everything.

[01:14:06] Something keeps biting me.

[01:14:08] Something's biting at my ankles, man.

[01:14:11] I

[01:14:21] Don't care anyone says they cannot do this on God they could it bro

[01:14:30] They're saying I got please

[01:14:35] Should buy some Bugsburg

[01:14:37] You can't fish when the tide is low, retard.

[01:14:42] What does that even mean?

[01:14:43] You gotta wait until the tide comes up.

[01:14:46] And usually it's like five, four or five.

[01:14:52] I literally could survive the rest of the year on this island.

[01:14:55] I guess.

[01:14:56] Damn, you had a max win coconut.

[01:15:01] I'm already out of juice.

[01:15:02] To be honest, there's three more coconuts in a bunch that mine was in.

[01:15:07] Yeah, I think that's your leger.

[01:15:10] Damn bro, I can officially like brag that I,

[01:15:13] I was stranded on an island, got a coconut down from a tree,

[01:15:18] cracked it open and drank it and ate it.

[01:15:21] Yeah.

[01:15:23] Wanna try this please?

[01:15:24] That's some shit nobody can say.

[01:15:25] Is it hard?

[01:15:26] Yeah, hard.

[01:15:27] Does it still taste good though?

[01:15:28] Um, it's alright.

[01:15:30] Better than nothing.

[01:15:35] This what you mean?

[01:15:36] Yeah.

[01:15:37] I don't know if I would eat it.

[01:15:42] I don't know.

[01:15:47] Nope.

[01:15:55] Wow, it tastes like the ride of a watermelon.

[01:15:58] Yeah.

[01:16:00] It's edible, so.

[01:16:02] It's not that bad.

[01:16:03] If I was starving, I could eat that.

[01:16:07] Ugh.

[01:16:09] Here.

[01:16:11] That's cheating, bro. I can't do it.

[01:16:13] How is that cheating?

[01:16:14] No, man.

[01:16:15] How is that cheating?

[01:16:16] No, no, no, no.

[01:16:17] We swalked and we got this coconut.

[01:16:19] No, no, no.

[01:16:22] Is that cheating, Chad?

[01:16:24] You got it.

[01:16:28] You could do some hands.

[01:16:31] Right here.

[01:16:33] He's saying it's not cheating.

[01:16:38] I bet, I bet.

[01:16:40] Oh my God, this shit is...

[01:16:47] Oh, yours is way better.

[01:16:54] Now how do we get the jelly out of here?

[01:16:56] Alright, so you want to get it in my shuddy?

[01:16:58] Yeah.

[01:16:59] Put the coconut back on the thing.

[01:17:03] I feel like this jelly is gonna hit.

[01:17:06] That jelly is good, bro.

[01:17:08] I'm not eating this shit, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:17:10] You're not eating the jelly?

[01:17:11] That's not gonna happen.

[01:17:12] I gotta share the jelly with me.

[01:17:13] Yeah.

[01:17:14] You just smack at it.

[01:17:18] And then once it's like all the way you can pull...

[01:17:21] Oh, okay, got it.

[01:17:22] I can locate it as if it's a one-shot.

[01:17:23] Yeah, one-shot, yeah.

[01:17:24] Cause I'm back into it.

[01:17:25] Hey, yeah!

[01:17:26] Yep, there you go.

[01:17:27] You might be able to just pull that bitch now.

[01:17:30] Looks like you're on.

[01:17:31] Maybe one more shot?

[01:17:32] Maybe one more, one more won't hurt, one more.

[01:17:36] Hi-yah!

[01:17:38] Nice.

[01:17:39] Now rip that bitch open with your strong muscles.

[01:17:48] There you go.

[01:17:50] Yeah!

[01:17:53] Ah man!

[01:17:59] How do you get the jelly out now?

[01:18:01] Use your mouth or I got a spoon

[01:18:07] Holy shit, oh

[01:18:10] My god. Oh

[01:18:13] This one hits way more than the other one bro

[01:18:15] This is way more. Yep

[01:18:19] You want you want to use some must you want to use my spoon? Okay? Why does you drink your own pissing pride?

[01:18:25] I've been sucking on spoon where you eat. Oh smell like fish. Yeah, I'm okay

[01:18:31] I appreciate the offer though.

[01:18:36] Little flavor to it, not bad at all.

[01:18:40] Holy jelly hits.

[01:18:43] I've only had one jelly coconut.

[01:18:45] This is my second one.

[01:18:47] Ooh.

[01:18:49] Ooh, it's sour.

[01:18:52] Haha.

[01:18:54] Oh, hell no.

[01:18:56] Mmm.

[01:18:57] Shoulda known spoon was way easier, bro.

[01:18:59] Yeah, I can see that.

[01:19:00] You can scoop it out.

[01:19:02] Hmm.

[01:19:04] No key?

[01:19:06] I might give this one a pat.

[01:19:08] Yeah.

[01:19:10] Okay.

[01:19:16] What the fuck was that?

[01:19:18] Am I a little pussy boy bro?

[01:19:20] Bro, that was me.

[01:19:22] bro that was me

[01:19:29] fuck watch your fingers bro

[01:19:44] okay so the hardest part is gonna be figuring out how to eat this

[01:19:47] I'm about to give you my spoon man. I'm not eating your spoon off your spoon. Why?

[01:19:50] You haven't brushed your teeth in five days and you drank your own piss. I'm not touching that spoon in my mouth

[01:19:54] That is the last thing on horse. I would do I would rather die on this island

[01:19:59] Then put that piece filled spoon in my mouth. I did not fucking pee on the spoon. I peed in it

[01:20:05] I drank out of a live straw

[01:20:09] Yeah, I'm not

[01:20:13] Honestly, this is where survival instincts really come into play

[01:20:17] What's this shit?

[01:20:19] There you go

[01:20:24] Yeah, off the fucking rock like a man, not bad

[01:20:33] No reason to show his back. Oh, I think my shit. I don't know what my back looks like

[01:20:43] Like a fucking man

[01:20:45] Chad, how on Santa's area is this one to ten?

[01:20:55] Oh yeah, yeah, you can use a husk.

[01:20:59] It's more of my behavior, airy now.

[01:21:02] How about?

[01:21:04] Let me see your back.

[01:21:06] Excuse me?

[01:21:08] Let me see your back.

[01:21:10] Oh my god.

[01:21:11] What does it look like?

[01:21:12] What's it look like?

[01:21:19] Did I ask?

[01:21:23] I lost all my weight.

[01:21:28] Oh my god.

[01:21:30] A lot bro.

[01:21:31] I, I, damn, I lost a lot of weight.

[01:21:35] I didn't realize.

[01:21:36] yeah no it's disgusting yeah cat when I tell y'all I got zero energy like I got

[01:21:52] zero energy I'm not I'm not being a lazy fuck bro like I promise you're here

[01:21:59] like I'm down to do shit I'll just like fucking push but yeah I know it's just

[01:22:09] the boyship bro this is this is this is Arlington and EP bro

[01:22:17] What are you using?

[01:22:24] Throw that bitch.

[01:22:26] Alright now let's take a seat and let's think bro.

[01:22:30] Okay.

[01:22:31] What's our game plan?

[01:22:32] I don't know.

[01:22:33] You're the one that's a bit out here.

[01:22:34] What do you think of?

[01:22:35] Well usually I'd be laying down probably right now but since you're here bro let's

[01:22:39] do shit.

[01:22:40] Okay I'm down.

[01:22:42] So here are options chat.

[01:22:44] How horny are you?

[01:22:45] No, none at all.

[01:22:46] Not at all?

[01:22:47] No.

[01:22:48] Fair enough.

[01:22:49] No.

[01:22:50] No horniness at all to me.

[01:22:51] Okay.

[01:22:52] What about you?

[01:22:53] None right now.

[01:22:54] That's good.

[01:22:55] Go fish.

[01:22:56] There's no fish in the water.

[01:22:57] It's low tide right now.

[01:22:58] You're saying we should cook snails.

[01:22:59] You want to?

[01:23:00] Yeah, how do you find snails?

[01:23:02] I bet, bet, bet.

[01:23:03] Wait, are they actually good or no?

[01:23:04] Honestly?

[01:23:05] You ever had escargot?

[01:23:06] No.

[01:23:07] They're actually not bad.

[01:23:08] But is it like healthy?

[01:23:10] Is it healthy?

[01:23:11] Are you going to get sick from it?

[01:23:13] No.

[01:23:14] I undercooked the snail in 80 and then I had diarrhea.

[01:23:20] What's a fish trap?

[01:23:23] I don't know how to do that, bro.

[01:23:24] That's too complex, but.

[01:23:26] Chad, how do you make a fish trap?

[01:23:30] I don't know how to do the fish trap, bro.

[01:23:33] Bro, we're going fishing today, all right?

[01:23:35] And you're gonna see, like, it's gonna be good, okay?

[01:23:39] Okay.

[01:23:41] Phew.

[01:23:43] Kill that boy Drew, segment?

[01:23:48] Bro, I'm not...

[01:23:49] Why people say like, I'm... I got a disease and shit.

[01:23:51] Yeah, I think you might.

[01:23:53] I feel like I would feel it, no?

[01:23:54] No, but your body, like...

[01:23:56] Why do you have so many red dots?

[01:23:58] Because of the sand fleas!

[01:24:00] But how are they biting you on your, like, shirt?

[01:24:03] They'll fly in while I'm sleeping.

[01:24:07] This is my fucking bed bro.

[01:24:11] You think you're gonna appreciate it like a lot more than just me here?

[01:24:14] For sure bro.

[01:24:15] For sure.

[01:24:16] Alright, when I'm back, I'm back in my May bag.

[01:24:19] Drinking Saratoga water.

[01:24:21] You're walking with breakfast every day?

[01:24:23] Yeah.

[01:24:24] Like...

[01:24:26] Hold on.

[01:24:27] Wait.

[01:24:28] Did you order something bruh?

[01:24:30] Oh, that's all food.

[01:24:32] Bro!

[01:24:33] Did you order something?

[01:24:35] What the fuck?

[01:24:37] How did you get how did you get do dash out here?

[01:24:45] Oh, yeah, yeah

[01:24:50] How the fuck

[01:24:56] What the fuck

[01:25:07] What the fuck?

[01:25:13] Yo, how you get DoorDash out here?

[01:25:18] I was coming out here and fucking doing a challenge with you.

[01:25:21] What is it? What is that?

[01:25:22] I don't know, I'm about to find out.

[01:25:23] What is that?

[01:25:27] A cardboard box?

[01:25:30] Is that pizza?

[01:25:31] Okay. Alright. I know what you know what this is. Chad, what is this called?

[01:25:41] Uh...

[01:25:43] What is it smell?

[01:25:45] This is like a super fruit. I forgot what it's called, but it's called starvation fruit.

[01:25:52] You can eat that edible, but I heard it tastes like shit. I've never had it.

[01:25:56] Alright.

[01:25:58] Me and you together, bro?

[01:26:00] There you go, what?

[01:26:01] We have no water to wash it down with,

[01:26:03] we gotta get another coconut at least.

[01:26:04] Nah, nah, you gotta just swallow, bro.

[01:26:08] Come on.

[01:26:10] It's actually edible.

[01:26:13] Oh my fucking god.

[01:26:16] Brother, it smells like puke, actual puke.

[01:26:24] This is not durian.

[01:26:25] It's called vomit fruit.

[01:26:27] It's called starvation fruit.

[01:26:28] Are you sure you can eat this?

[01:26:29] Yeah, you can eat that, you can eat it.

[01:26:31] It's a super fruit, apparently it's really good for you,

[01:26:33] but it just tastes like vomit.

[01:26:35] Tastes like shit, literal like nasty.

[01:26:38] But some people like it, so maybe, maybe we'll like it.

[01:26:42] Are you sure this is good to eat?

[01:26:44] I promise you, I promise you.

[01:26:45] And it's right there.

[01:26:46] Why is there a hole in it?

[01:26:47] Just don't bite that side, bro.

[01:26:51] Okay, cheers.

[01:26:52] Oh my god, Jesus, it smells like garbage.

[01:26:54] It actually, it smells like garbage.

[01:26:57] All right, ready?

[01:26:59] Ready?

[01:27:09] Oh my god!

[01:27:15] Oh, I barely even took a bite, too!

[01:27:17] Oh, fuck.

[01:27:18] Oh my god!

[01:27:20] Oh, like actual puke, bro.

[01:27:22] Oh my god!

[01:27:23] Like literal puke.

[01:27:25] that shit tastes like nothing bro did you just spit on my bed my fault you

[01:27:36] fucking bitch oh my god it smells even worse throw that don't know why are you

[01:27:43] laughing at us bro throw this away yo that might get flies it tastes like

[01:27:48] and there's bugs on me.

[01:27:50] Can we get something to eat please?

[01:27:52] There's gotta be something on this island we can go eat.

[01:27:54] We can go get snails.

[01:27:56] They got more snails over there.

[01:27:58] And then, um...

[01:28:00] Yeah, we can eat snails and cook it up right here.

[01:28:02] Boy, I'll leave it here.

[01:28:04] But...

[01:28:06] Fish bait?

[01:28:08] Is that actually a good fish bait, Chad?

[01:28:10] Oh my gosh!

[01:28:12] We low-key might be able to use that to get some fish.

[01:28:14] Actually...

[01:28:16] No, it's too hard, bro. I don't see what it like. Nah. Yes? Even if the tides are low, will it still work as bait?

[01:28:27] It's too hard because, bro, you know what we're fishing with? Get that bag? It's a fucking stick, man.

[01:28:34] What do you mean we're fishing with a stick? It's a stick. We're fishing with a stick.

[01:28:38] What about the words of the fishing rod?

[01:28:44] Ain't no fishing rod, bro, that's, that's, that's, that doesn't count.

[01:28:49] Go get the dog?

[01:28:50] What?

[01:28:51] What about coca?

[01:28:52] Oh, you talking about eater?

[01:28:53] We're struggling.

[01:28:54] It's a couple of hours, you know, I'm hungry.

[01:28:55] All right, all right, shall we get, shall we get some snails?

[01:28:56] Yeah, let's go.

[01:28:57] Okay.

[01:28:58] Let me get on, man.

[01:28:59] I'm hungry all right all right shall we get shall we get some snails yeah let's go okay

[01:29:08] here we go man I was disgusting what is that it's a knife my knife

[01:29:14] okay just in case some some shit get okay this no you don't need that we go in the ocean

[01:29:19] bro there's like in the ocean none on the rocks oh okay we're good bro we're good just uh just carry

[01:29:25] There it is.

[01:29:26] What's that?

[01:29:27] It's the container to put the sailfish in.

[01:29:29] You don't clean it or anything?

[01:29:31] We'll wash it out with some salt water.

[01:29:33] All right, let's go.

[01:29:34] All right, let's go.

[01:29:35] After you.

[01:29:36] What time is it?

[01:29:37] Is that what time is it?

[01:29:42] It's 12 p.m.

[01:29:46] Time moves slow out here.

[01:29:49] Time moves slow as fuck.

[01:29:54] Ah

[01:30:05] Over here so there's nice seas down

[01:30:09] They're just all rocks and you just be able to pull them off

[01:30:15] Yeah

[01:30:17] Would you get them bro? I don't know

[01:30:19] You gonna put gloves on or some shit?

[01:30:21] Stop me a little sissy boy, man.

[01:30:23] Today you become a fuckin' man.

[01:30:27] Water bottle!

[01:30:29] Huh?

[01:30:34] Any water?

[01:30:36] Okay, wait, that might actually be drinkable.

[01:30:40] I'm not even trolling, cause-

[01:30:42] It looks yellow though.

[01:30:44] I don't know, that's not juice, it's fire juice.

[01:30:52] Water is good.

[01:30:56] So the sea snails should be on the rocks right here.

[01:31:01] How much do you want?

[01:31:02] It's little.

[01:31:03] Like, like...

[01:31:04] Do you have like salt to put on them or anything?

[01:31:08] You boil them in sea salt, so they are already kind of salty.

[01:31:12] I don't see shit here. Maybe over here.

[01:31:16] I don't even know what I'm looking for.

[01:31:18] I'll show you, bro. Trust me. I got you.

[01:31:25] Damn. This is my fish trap that never got finished.

[01:31:28] What kind of fish don't come on sand, Jason?

[01:31:30] No, but uh, once the tide comes in...

[01:31:34] Yeah, I don't even worry about it, bro. Crap.

[01:31:36] Oh my god. You can kill that, need that?

[01:31:39] Oh, yeah, but...

[01:31:41] Do that, boy.

[01:31:42] It's fucking fast, bro.

[01:31:45] It's fast.

[01:31:47] You can try, but it's in the rocks.

[01:31:51] Here, sea snails should be like right here somewhere.

[01:32:01] OK, we might have to climb.

[01:32:02] What?

[01:32:03] We might have to climb, bro.

[01:32:04] For what?

[01:32:06] We're going to climb for my food?

[01:32:08] Yes, bro.

[01:32:10] Go fish.

[01:32:13] Brother, we can't go fish.

[01:32:16] They're saying there's hella fish.

[01:32:18] Fish max wing.

[01:32:19] Where?

[01:32:20] So much fish.

[01:32:21] Like in the ocean, yes, but.

[01:32:23] They're saying hella fish.

[01:32:24] In the ocean, yes.

[01:32:26] Only if you use the pole.

[01:32:28] Only if you use the pole?

[01:32:29] Like the spear pole?

[01:32:32] Or like, oh, like the fishing pole.

[01:32:35] Nah, we're not using that, but that's Mickey.

[01:32:38] Sorry, can't do it.

[01:32:40] I mean that's Mickey.

[01:32:41] That's Mickey bro.

[01:32:42] I'm hungry.

[01:32:43] Brother, that's Mickey bro.

[01:32:45] We can't get a fishing rod.

[01:32:50] It's Mickey bro.

[01:32:54] Alright, you see any?

[01:32:58] No, I don't know what I'm looking for.

[01:33:03] Over here.

[01:33:07] Ah, should be somewhere over here.

[01:33:13] Ah, you see?

[01:33:16] Fucking hundreds right here, bro.

[01:33:17] Oh my gosh.

[01:33:18] Yeah, that's good right there.

[01:33:22] Should we just load them in here?

[01:33:23] Load them in there.

[01:33:24] How do you do it though?

[01:33:24] Yeah, take a bit.

[01:33:25] They're like the big ones.

[01:33:26] They don't, they don't bite, they don't do anything.

[01:33:29] They're literally these fucking bots.

[01:33:31] No, you just take them off the fucking rock.

[01:33:37] take one bro oh he's squirting wait why is he coming you scared him that you

[01:33:44] spooked him he's coming you got like pick him up bro here just pick him up

[01:33:49] maybe just pick him up

[01:33:53] he's like a good amount man yep yeah he's squirting on you yeah is that is that water

[01:34:00] or is that to come i don't know but i think i think that's good for your skin

[01:34:03] keep going bro, why you stuck?

[01:34:05] I don't know, I just...

[01:34:07] I don't really know, dude

[01:34:11] get the bigger ones, bro

[01:34:13] how much do you usually eat?

[01:34:15] uh, not that much

[01:34:17] like, bro, it's like two calories

[01:34:19] but if you're hungry, like, we must know

[01:34:25] oh, you s***

[01:34:27] I'm fucking tired of this bitch

[01:34:29] Let Lacey use it.

[01:34:34] Lacey used the fishing rod.

[01:34:37] Yeah, but then I can't eat the fish.

[01:34:40] You want to use the fishing rod?

[01:34:43] You want to use the fishing rod?

[01:34:45] I'll do whatever, bro.

[01:34:47] I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

[01:34:50] Okay.

[01:34:53] But I don't have a hook.

[01:34:55] I cut it.

[01:34:57] Cut the line

[01:35:00] How much you got?

[01:35:02] I got a good amount of snails right now. That's good about bro. We're not gonna. Yeah, that's good enough

[01:35:06] That's good enough. So get that and then just put some seawater

[01:35:11] And then we'll boil it bro

[01:35:16] Yeah

[01:35:27] Whoa!

[01:35:28] The fuck!

[01:35:29] The fucking smells!

[01:35:30] Careful, bruh.

[01:35:31] I'm telling you, bruh, the wet rocks is dangerous territory.

[01:35:35] You're gonna get it last time.

[01:35:47] How much water?

[01:36:01] It's still like half of it.

[01:36:14] TTS on? Yeah, put TTS on.

[01:36:20] Come on, TTS.

[01:36:26] I fucking moved you away!

[01:36:29] Yeah, it's okay.

[01:36:31] We better make a fire.

[01:36:35] How you feeling, bro?

[01:36:37] I'm tired, I don't know how it's going to be like a big bottle of water.

[01:36:41] Me fucking too, brother.

[01:36:43] You're almost done, though.

[01:36:44] I know.

[01:36:45] One more night?

[01:36:47] One more.

[01:36:48] And then you're good.

[01:36:49] We snuggled in on that.

[01:36:50] Best Singles Inferno episode yet.

[01:36:53] What's that mean?

[01:36:54] It's a fucking romance in Netflix show.

[01:36:56] It's not in Netflix show, bro.

[01:36:58] I want to see Lacey trying to open a coconut.

[01:37:00] He did.

[01:37:01] I did open a coconut.

[01:37:02] The coconut rose opened me too.

[01:37:04] Oh, me fuck.

[01:37:06] You quit being an asshole and trade Jason your shirt.

[01:37:09] He needs some fresh clothes to boost his moral.

[01:37:12] No, no, no, I need long sleep.

[01:37:20] Bro, what?

[01:37:22] Sam, please don't bite my shit.

[01:37:32] Not me little sissy boy, bro.

[01:37:34] No, I'm saying them!

[01:37:35] you've already done more than you did and you've only been there for half the time he was

[01:37:41] they're saying that this is camping that's just crediting you how did you manage to get that

[01:37:46] wheel shark on land you would

[01:37:49] here they go bro here the pts goes

[01:37:53] so

[01:38:00] okay we got the snails all right so you want to go fishing or you want to cook the snails first

[01:38:05] Whatever you want.

[01:38:06] I'm in the ocean segment.

[01:38:07] I'm not a bad shout chat.

[01:38:10] Maybe...

[01:38:11] Maybe...

[01:38:13] What should we do, Jack?

[01:38:15] Because I mean, I don't have a fucking hook for the rod.

[01:38:18] Jason, he's that fat boy.

[01:38:20] That's good news.

[01:38:21] Look, that's the rod right here.

[01:38:23] But the thing is, I cut the...

[01:38:25] I cut the line.

[01:38:26] Lacey, I purchased the tap caps.

[01:38:28] Can't wait to get them.

[01:38:29] Appreciate it.

[01:38:30] You'll be right, Lacey.

[01:38:31] I cut the line, bro.

[01:38:32] How you doing, Pete?

[01:38:34] You gotta go pee in there.

[01:38:35] This Coyote Meaderson and two slimy duo is great.

[01:38:38] Then that's where I pee.

[01:38:39] In there.

[01:38:43] Lacey, there are no McDonald's on the island.

[01:38:45] Might as well leave and Drew, no one likes you and you are chopped.

[01:38:51] Give Lacey the extra fishing pole.

[01:38:53] He said he could catch a fish on his stream.

[01:38:55] Let's see it.

[01:38:57] There's a pole right there, but...

[01:38:59] Jason, do you think you would ever make a stream series where you try to survive in different

[01:39:05] terrains?

[01:39:06] Fuck.

[01:39:07] I don't know.

[01:39:08] Use that big half-third leg you got us alive.

[01:39:13] Yo, hockey.

[01:39:16] In the woods, bro!

[01:39:17] Was there a tsunami when Lacey arrived, the honest boys?

[01:39:20] Marlon would have had the mernades coming already.

[01:39:22] I had a rest a little hell of walking and shit

[01:39:36] No, no, you're good, bro

[01:39:44] Sleeping simulator, bro, I just laid down God forbid

[01:39:49] I'm fucking dehydrated, bodies covered with fucking flea bites, sleeping simulator, bro,

[01:40:02] let me chill for a little, uh, just give me one more day.

[01:40:12] There's no way bro

[01:40:18] You already peed not in it they didn't in bro

[01:40:24] My shit's orange

[01:40:27] There's a Gatorade butter right there with my piss in it you see it

[01:40:31] No hard bro

[01:40:33] No need juice is great for soothing bites. What is no need juice? Oh the the fruit?

[01:40:44] That must smell like so much shit. Yeah, I say we cook this nails, bro. You know how to start a fire?

[01:40:53] Yeah. Yeah, actually. Yo Jason is tomorrow going to be a full day and you leave Sunday morning. Hell

[01:41:01] No, I'm leaving. I'm leaving in the morning. I see that's our part of it. Yeah. Yeah

[01:41:09] Go ahead, bro

[01:41:13] Yo, Lacey is me her nigga Drew. Can I get a raise already back fuck?

[01:41:20] These small twigs bro

[01:41:23] So we can't make a fire right now. No, you can we just need to collect weeks

[01:41:28] Lacey yanked down Jason's pants so we can finally end this mystery about his stick.

[01:41:35] Yo Lacey, this is JYNXCI.

[01:41:47] I thought we were going to do that stream today.

[01:41:50] What are you doing now?

[01:41:51] Shut up that bitch.

[01:41:53] Love you dude, good luck.

[01:41:54] Also, Jason, you were doing great. Keep up the work, Mynah.

[01:42:00] Only thing Lacey can help with is eating with his fat ass.

[01:42:05] Yeah, that's a funny issue.

[01:42:08] Bryce Parker wouldn't complain like you.

[01:42:11] Oh, no.

[01:42:12] Oh, there's no sensor on him either, huh?

[01:42:16] Wait, no, no, no. These are moist. These are two moist.

[01:42:19] So you're not doing a full seven days? Nice.

[01:42:22] Bro, it's seven days, six nights, kill yourself!

[01:42:27] Love Island newest episode?

[01:42:29] Let's go.

[01:42:30] You gotta go find Twig's?

[01:42:31] Yes!

[01:42:32] Bro, you didn't even spawn in, bro!

[01:42:34] Yeah, we're about a bunch of crates.

[01:42:37] It's my twig crate.

[01:42:41] Fuck, dude!

[01:42:43] Come on, Jay.

[01:42:45] We got this, listen.

[01:42:45] I want you to know...

[01:42:48] what you've done here is amazing.

[01:42:49] Thanks, bro.

[01:42:50] You're almost done.

[01:42:52] And today you have company, so let's go get these tweets, let's go, let's have a tweet over here, bro

[01:43:04] Runner of the Bacta for Best Actor goes to, where's that?

[01:43:09] It's just Android tweaking man

[01:43:14] This should be re-titled 7 days surviving uncensored TTS

[01:43:18] Hi, you see Matt, Matt tweet, but there's more over here.

[01:43:23] I swear to God, Lee drew on this fucking island forever.

[01:43:26] If he comes back, they'll call it quits.

[01:43:29] Ah, just like...

[01:43:30] Hey Jason Maya here, I believe in you gang.

[01:43:32] You a real nigga for this.

[01:43:34] Yeah.

[01:43:35] Just tweet?

[01:43:36] Yeah.

[01:43:37] Make sure it's dry though.

[01:43:39] would you actually do some shit like this I would do that I would do it with

[01:43:51] people yeah hello is this if it was like if it was like four people four

[01:43:58] corners it's actually great seeing how happy Jason is to see Lacey should do a

[01:44:03] survival next time it's so it's so much like that's not just seen it on

[01:44:09] I

[01:44:13] Love fighting imagine there was four people on four quarters of the island and you guys had to meet up

[01:44:19] Well, that's Jason still kind of solo meeting and requesting more missiles

[01:44:28] Are you a grower or shower definitely a shower right my grower you're a grower, I swear that picture

[01:44:34] I don't know it much. It does not look like it

[01:44:39] Yo Jason get those bumps checked out also Lacey you bad as fuck.

[01:44:44] Bigger logs.

[01:44:48] Stop talking about Caught By M on the TV.

[01:44:52] Fuck bitch slut.

[01:44:55] Wooo!

[01:44:58] Lacey, did you confirm that Jason's rocket has more views than his other island cliff?

[01:45:03] It does.

[01:45:04] No fucking way. That cannot be my most viewed cliff.

[01:45:07] I'm not kidding. On TikTok right now, if you search up Jason the Queen in the search bar, the first thing that comes up is Lee.

[01:45:12] I feel like I am watching the wrong episode of Love Island USA.

[01:45:16] Bro, this is not Love Island. We're trying to survive.

[01:45:22] It's fucking hot.

[01:45:24] Jason, you have to go to the hospital whenever you finish Chapter Island, not for your bike.

[01:45:28] But for that big while AC-130, I don't think my NIH race could survive more than two nights.

[01:45:34] Can you guys tell the fat niggas to give me a raise?

[01:45:40] Yo, this is how Drew be talking?

[01:45:43] Yes, all the time.

[01:45:44] What the fuck?

[01:45:45] I'm tying my pants, my bad bro.

[01:45:47] Are you sure you want this?

[01:45:49] Oh my god.

[01:45:52] Your shit hits the toilet water when you pee?

[01:45:55] A poop?

[01:45:56] Yeah.

[01:45:57] These are all twigs?

[01:46:02] uh we so you you want to get twigs and then make it bigger

[01:46:06] jason realizing he spent 270k just for the biggest topic to be his weed

[01:46:13] yeah that's so you're telling me that fucking rocket grows why each you got it

[01:46:17] drunk that's what i'm saying 1942 the concealed carry is crazy

[01:46:22] i can't please please i don't know if y'all saw ron got invited to the charity mass yeah we saw

[01:46:29] We're all going bro. That's actually fire.

[01:46:35] You're lazy if Starlet come home already my nigga.

[01:46:41] How was Valentine's Day?

[01:46:45] Fucking corny ass day.

[01:46:49] How was your Valentine's Day?

[01:46:52] Yeah here bro.

[01:46:53] I saw bro, that's cute.

[01:47:15] My little fuel up.

[01:47:19] My little fuel up, bro.

[01:47:23] More than

[01:47:28] Oh my god, please bro after I leave

[01:47:35] That will be hilarious

[01:47:39] Bro, that will be fucking hilarious. I will pay to watch that

[01:47:46] So that's what for me and Billy I have hot dogs

[01:47:53] Yeah

[01:47:58] Yeah, can I have my own bro

[01:48:02] Wait, did you say

[01:48:05] Lacey, this is Ron be honest. How does Jason smell after not showering for months bad?

[01:48:11] Like that fruit

[01:48:13] Not first one worse. I guess I've never smelled it. It's not I can't you smell really smoky

[01:48:17] It's like a smoky fishy musty smell

[01:48:19] They fixed it not beating that third leg. I know you're gonna feel better when you get home

[01:48:26] All right ready

[01:48:40] Yo, what's my talking about man?

[01:48:42] Yeah.

[01:48:43] Charity match is going to be crazy.

[01:48:48] Ron is going to score a hat trick.

[01:48:50] Lacey is going to do a bicycle kick.

[01:48:52] And Jason is going to not give up any goals blocking everything with that third leg.

[01:48:59] Lacey, what the fuck is on your back?

[01:49:01] That's actually violent.

[01:49:02] You go around with that giant shit stain on your ass crack.

[01:49:05] What?

[01:49:06] Have some decently Jesus Christ dude.

[01:49:07] You got shit stained.

[01:49:08] I have a shit stain on my ass.

[01:49:09] I have a shit stain on my ass.

[01:49:13] What do you say? Do I actually?

[01:49:17] Do I?

[01:49:18] No, no.

[01:49:21] No shit stain, gang.

[01:49:23] Alright, so...

[01:49:25] This is how I start my fires.

[01:49:29] So...

[01:49:31] I'm not the best at this, lowkey.

[01:49:34] I'm kinda ass.

[01:49:36] But...

[01:49:38] Holy shit, dude, ah

[01:49:41] It's so fucking hot. All right, so real quest Jack. What's longer? Lacey's crack or Jason's

[01:49:50] Jason you have to do it. Lacey has a lot of good blubber you can eat him and survive for even longer

[01:50:00] Hw on tiktok

[01:50:02] find the embers braver

[01:50:07] former survivor contestant here which of your friends do you think would last the longest

[01:50:11] one survivor

[01:50:12] brother

[01:50:19] you gonna help me bell?

[01:50:20] are you gonna sit there?

[01:50:22] get this thing

[01:50:23] lacey when you leave the island you'll be called under basin

[01:50:25] You can take off like an off-screen helicopter. It's just like fire

[01:50:38] When you blow on it like there's a fire

[01:50:50] Yo, what's up, bro I

[01:50:52] I saw the drone shots picked up a whale shark when did he get to land you see

[01:50:59] that's just on fire ever when you blow on it

[01:51:03] when you're cracking lacy real shit

[01:51:07] so that should be that should be easy to store a fire

[01:51:11] LA sissy boy XLA pissy boy would have never seen this collab coming now we

[01:51:19] We just need Aquamarlin coming out of the sea.

[01:51:22] Yo, Aquamarlin is crazy deep south of here.

[01:51:26] Okay.

[01:51:27] Ah, shit.

[01:51:28] Okay.

[01:51:29] I usually skip this part of the video when y'all going to start crafting his stashbox.

[01:51:36] Get a bunch of twigs and then stack them on each other.

[01:51:46] That wood gathering that got that American Dragon Jake wrong in his kill.

[01:51:52] Has your TTS just been about your dick?

[01:51:54] Ah, good amount, yeah.

[01:51:56] Here, scoot over a little.

[01:51:58] Yo, my niggas, it's Ron. Me and Marley are ordering when we're doing the class of band segment.

[01:52:05] Yo is a dap. I hope you guys can survive my niggas.

[01:52:09] I want to feel like a little teepee.

[01:52:16] I'm going to blow on it and hopefully they'll trace me.

[01:52:24] Damn that shit bigger than speed briefed in.

[01:52:26] Let's get a dick contest.

[01:52:28] Yeah, make it a little teepee.

[01:52:30] Maybe it's because now you both seen each other's meat, but there is mad sexual tension.

[01:52:35] What are you talking about, man?

[01:52:37] I'm trying to survive.

[01:52:39] Is this Love Island or Biggest Loser?

[01:52:42] Either ways, W collab.

[01:52:44] Happy to see Jay smile when Lacey Fath came.

[01:52:47] W Lacey Fath.

[01:52:49] Yo, I was actually so depressed before you came.

[01:52:51] Why?

[01:52:52] Just so tired.

[01:52:53] You need to collect a lot of sand and sticks

[01:52:56] and shove the sticks up your ass.

[01:52:57] I'm not going to lie.

[01:52:58] I don't think it's going to be so hard to fire it on.

[01:53:01] Yo, Jason, take a shower on my niggle.

[01:53:03] I can't fathom looking at your greasy ass face.

[01:53:06] Lacey, you're not safe. You have zero survival instincts. Fine shit.

[01:53:10] Why didn't it work?

[01:53:11] Just, just, just wait, just wait.

[01:53:12] Wait.

[01:53:13] No, no, no.

[01:53:14] Hasn't he not booked?

[01:53:15] Cough, cough, cough.

[01:53:16] He's a toke.

[01:53:18] Cough, cough, cough.

[01:53:18] Lacey the Poop Poop Boy.

[01:53:20] Poop Poop Boy, Lacey.

[01:53:22] Lacey poops his pants.

[01:53:23] Poop Poop Boy.

[01:53:25] Oh my God, he actually pooped himself.

[01:53:27] Lacey the Poopy Pant.

[01:53:29] Poopy Lacey.

[01:53:36] God damn it.

[01:53:37] Is that working?

[01:53:38] Nah, I can't hear a word.

[01:53:39] Yo, Leifie, it's Marlon miss you, Lil Niga.

[01:53:43] Marlon can say that, but he's not jeering.

[01:53:47] Ow!

[01:53:48] You miss Marlon?

[01:53:49] Fuck!

[01:53:50] Fuck!

[01:53:51] Fuck!

[01:53:52] Fuck!

[01:53:53] Fuck!

[01:53:54] Fuck!

[01:53:55] Fuck!

[01:53:56] Fuck!

[01:53:57] Fuck!

[01:53:58] Fuck!

[01:53:59] Fuck!

[01:54:00] Fuck!

[01:54:01] Fuck!

[01:54:02] Fuck!

[01:54:03] Fuck!

[01:54:04] Fuck!

[01:54:05] I

[01:54:07] Would say I probably smoke shit soft to be honest. That's definitely that's about it

[01:54:12] Not bad. That is what is what I'm gonna do ready

[01:54:16] So this helps we'll start in a fire

[01:54:21] Hi cotton and bass at lean

[01:54:25] This is Loki and Chico, but you gotta do it bro

[01:54:35] I don't know.

[01:54:37] That's not normal.

[01:54:39] I can feel it, but when I put it in the Vaseline, it's feeling way away.

[01:54:43] I don't know.

[01:54:45] Okay, ready?

[01:54:47] You see, I love those booty shorts.

[01:54:49] Okay.

[01:54:51] See, that's already kind of smoky, and we haven't even do shit yet?

[01:54:53] Yeah.

[01:54:55] Watch, bro. You want to do it?

[01:54:57] What do I do?

[01:54:59] Wait. That's my flint.

[01:55:01] What the fuck's my flint?

[01:55:03] Oh, fuck's my flint.

[01:55:05] Oh, no.

[01:55:07] You got a flint?

[01:55:09] Oh, God, I'm dripping as fuck.

[01:55:11] Yeah.

[01:55:13] I've been here for a while.

[01:55:15] You just be going swimming?

[01:55:17] Sometimes, bro.

[01:55:19] Oh.

[01:55:21] Okay.

[01:55:23] I'll listen.

[01:55:25] What's that?

[01:55:27] The Daff. Lacey can you smell Jay's cheese?

[01:55:29] I will give 100.

[01:55:31] Go like that on the console on the console. Yeah, and then I'm gonna throw that hold this

[01:55:38] You hope you like that

[01:55:47] You hope you hold this and then you go

[01:55:56] My god, oh my god, no way and then I'm gonna put it in there

[01:56:01] What's that book?

[01:56:03] The book?

[01:56:05] I get it too.

[01:56:07] It's a paper.

[01:56:09] Seven of them?

[01:56:11] Oh, come on.

[01:56:13] Okay.

[01:56:15] How do you make sure it doesn't go out though?

[01:56:17] It's a moustache.

[01:56:19] It's a moustache.

[01:56:21] It's a moustache.

[01:56:23] It's a moustache.

[01:56:25] It's a moustache.

[01:56:27] It's a moustache.

[01:56:29] Just add more sticks, we need to add more sticks.

[01:56:34] What the f*** was that?

[01:56:35] Just wait, just wait, wait, now you wait, you don't want to suffocate it.

[01:56:49] Okay.

[01:56:57] What a good day.

[01:56:58] Yeah, you see the flame is going big.

[01:57:00] Wait, so do you sleep with a firearm?

[01:57:02] Well, I try to, but it goes away, you know what I'm saying?

[01:57:06] So when it goes away, it becomes sad,

[01:57:08] and then I can't sleep, because of the police.

[01:57:19] Okay, you got the fire going?

[01:57:24] Ah, let's see.

[01:57:26] You got to put the snails?

[01:57:28] We got to wait until we add bigger sticks, and we get a bigger fire.

[01:57:33] Okay.

[01:57:34] Let's check out here.

[01:57:36] Yeah, let's go to that.

[01:57:38] So, are you sleeping tonight?

[01:57:40] Uh, probably my hotel room.

[01:57:42] What's going on?

[01:57:44] Probably my hotel room.

[01:57:47] What do you mean?

[01:57:48] You completed all six nights by yourself.

[01:57:59] I would be doing you a dishonor if I completed the last night with you.

[01:58:03] You did six nights by yourself.

[01:58:06] I said you were 5.5 inches to gaslight as you fake fucking asian.

[01:58:10] Damn, bro.

[01:58:12] Lacey, can you let Jason eat the barnacles that are on the top of your head and you can

[01:58:19] use them as fish bait that would be pretty epic?

[01:58:25] Lacey, chat, I will be doing him a non-favor if I spent the last night with him.

[01:58:40] Good day, mommy.

[01:58:42] Ah.

[01:58:46] Fuck.

[01:58:47] I'm gonna get his fire.

[01:58:49] That's the line.

[01:58:54] I can't believe you actually pulled through with the island, bro.

[01:58:57] I told you when you told me that you were going.

[01:58:59] I had to set up that one day.

[01:59:00] I told you I was gonna come.

[01:59:01] You didn't believe me.

[01:59:02] Literally from the start.

[01:59:04] There you go.

[01:59:06] He's paper on there. Get the fire going.

[01:59:07] Yeah.

[01:59:10] It tastes time. It's all good though.

[01:59:15] You want to space it out so it's not all like on top of each other, so it's air.

[01:59:22] You feel me?

[01:59:25] What is time, Tremaine?

[01:59:28] Brother, what?

[01:59:30] What's all the answers to time?

[01:59:32] God, this fire's not getting any bigger, huh?

[01:59:39] Oh, it is, it is, it is.

[01:59:43] Lacey, stop being an ill friend.

[01:59:47] You can stay on the island for one night and you'll pass Poopy Boy.

[01:59:51] Why do you call me Poopy Boy?

[01:59:56] Did you?

[01:59:58] Did you?

[02:00:00] Yeah

[02:00:01] You see?

[02:00:02] Then we keep adding big sticks, bigger sticks

[02:00:06] Yeah

[02:00:09] It's like Jenga blocks bro

[02:00:10] Yeah, I see it

[02:00:12] Well I'm getting bit the fuck up!

[02:00:15] Y'all better not be having no pizza parties with Grape Soda on this island

[02:00:18] Also, Lane T, you're so fast that you have your own gravitational pull

[02:00:23] Wait, do you put TTS on your shirts?

[02:00:25] No

[02:00:28] Yeah, this is the first time I had TTS on in a while and this shit is killing me.

[02:00:37] Oh no.

[02:00:42] Oh yeah, wait what's up you dipping?

[02:00:48] What time?

[02:00:50] Oh because I think the boats...

[02:00:55] Oh my god.

[02:00:58] what's what time is it no bro that's like peak fishing hours well then you

[02:01:09] could just stay tonight

[02:01:16] I mean bro we can snuggle now you're right now you're right you're right

[02:01:23] You're right. I do got to finish it myself

[02:01:34] She got fired up she looking good now

[02:01:43] It's so thirsty

[02:01:45] Come on bro, it's our stack of sticks and shit.

[02:02:14] Dude, I'm fucking exhausted gay

[02:02:19] Switch I'll tell you how

[02:02:21] Just like Jenga block

[02:02:24] Hmm each stick

[02:02:26] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good. Let's get a party. You just got a bro. You just got to do it

[02:02:32] That's part that's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's good

[02:02:37] They can crack a survival segment

[02:02:40] now what now we Jason you should make Lacey use the light

[02:02:48] strong that was keep up the good work did that clip

[02:02:56] it did oh thank god bro they're saying they're saying the clip didn't hit not

[02:03:03] I didn't for no reason.

[02:03:12] Just

[02:03:22] So exciting last day around the corner Ima missed this series on YouTube Brother main anyway

[02:03:27] You might get back to work XO XO tuna Luna chat little coconut segment

[02:03:33] Jason, don't lie. You set up the coconuts that hit Lacy so you could kill him and eat him.

[02:03:39] You could survive for years off eating someone that large.

[02:03:42] I mean, why?

[02:03:44] How many with sissy boys does it take to start a fire?

[02:03:49] No, you know what's crazy is none of y'all type it in a CTS and it shards out some of the fast-

[02:03:53] Jason, Lacy's clothes look like really good fire material. Maybe you should take them off.

[02:03:58] I don't have to start fucking around.

[02:04:01] Distance really makes the heart grow fonder.

[02:04:03] You could touch the sexual tension with a knife.

[02:04:07] Oh man, this, wait a minute, I don't know what it is, but it's kind of, kind of feels good.

[02:04:14] I don't know what it is.

[02:04:16] What is, foosidine?

[02:04:17] Lacey, you are a very handsome man, since you lost all that weight,

[02:04:20] but I think of you differently, others, since you became poopy Mr. Poopy Pan.

[02:04:24] Oh, but did you shit yourself or something?

[02:04:26] Lacey, you're taking up half the screen with your fat ass.

[02:04:30] So y'all, y'all complain when I was sitting down.

[02:04:32] Now when I'm standing up, y'all complain that I'm standing up.

[02:04:34] Nice, bro.

[02:04:37] Just off the rocks to your right production

[02:04:39] showed a school of fish.

[02:04:40] You could use the fishing net and catch them.

[02:04:43] Also, W. W. Koch.

[02:04:46] No, Jason made Lacey go for a swim.

[02:04:48] Fucking real. His family is waiting.

[02:04:52] So what are they saying? Use the fishing net?

[02:04:54] My fishing is right here, but Jason and Lacey

[02:04:58] I'm sending y'all a package of lean

[02:05:02] Lacey you sucking that monster to save Jay's life. Yeah

[02:05:07] W mans

[02:05:12] Jason before you leave and if you're taking coke, you have to make sure she has no babies on the island

[02:05:18] Shall I take that dog back?

[02:05:20] I'm not to do bro

[02:05:22] Apparently if I split him to a center point-

[02:05:24] No margin boost, sit down gang.

[02:05:26] You ain't doing shit.

[02:05:31] Alright, you ready to start boiling this?

[02:05:33] Get that, uh, the, uh, the thing?

[02:05:38] Yo, these snails are latching onto the side.

[02:05:40] Yeah.

[02:05:41] So you just cook them and they die in here?

[02:05:43] They- yep.

[02:05:44] Nice, man. Let's just kill eight. We're gonna kill ten snails, chat.

[02:05:47] Here, here, here.

[02:05:48] What?

[02:05:49] This is my- I'll put them in, cause it's hot.

[02:05:51] Move the speaker away from the mic. It's loud as hell. Oh, I've been spamming you. Oh my back

[02:05:58] Here we go. I'll cook these snails

[02:06:01] Okay

[02:06:06] You cook them there um

[02:06:11] I usually cook them on the rock, but I think this is fun

[02:06:15] Yeah, snails are not animals.

[02:06:18] Yes they are, bro.

[02:06:20] Wait, we're killing animals right now?

[02:06:22] Yes.

[02:06:23] Hey, it's a dog-eat-dog world.

[02:06:27] Everyone, 07, in the chat for the snails, man.

[02:06:30] We're boiling them alive right now.

[02:06:32] Let's go.

[02:06:33] How long did you take to boil them?

[02:06:36] Uh, probably five, five, five, ten minutes.

[02:06:40] Any questions?

[02:06:41] Uh, are you sure they're getting cooked there?

[02:06:44] The fire's not even touching the can.

[02:06:46] Probably not.

[02:06:47] You might just be getting tortured right now.

[02:06:49] Yes.

[02:06:50] Hero Sun, it's fog.

[02:06:51] In Vietnam, they stay away from facades.

[02:06:53] If you're feeling frail, it's because of the wind.

[02:06:56] Take care.

[02:06:57] I will airways road you negator.

[02:07:01] What?

[02:07:03] What's funny to you guys, Chet?

[02:07:05] W. Vivid Island.

[02:07:08] That island.

[02:07:09] Who's this?

[02:07:10] Uh...

[02:07:11] That's Wilson.

[02:07:13] Jason, you can cook the trout next to you.

[02:07:16] That's enough food for one month of this challenge.

[02:07:18] Are you a trout?

[02:07:20] It's you, gang.

[02:07:23] Jason, adopt the dog.

[02:07:25] Imagine having a dog from when you survived on an island.

[02:07:28] That would be cool, but I don't know if I would take care of it, bro.

[02:07:35] Michael, why? We could do that as a house dog.

[02:07:38] But that was what Milo was.

[02:07:40] No way.

[02:07:40] No, but think about it.

[02:07:42] Cocoa can survive on her own in a while.

[02:07:45] We just throw her out.

[02:07:46] She'll be an outside dog.

[02:07:47] She'll live outside.

[02:07:48] Then with the bear.

[02:07:49] No, not as well as the ss.

[02:07:50] Lacey, have the flints still take that shit back.

[02:07:53] Also, Lacey, do you think you could take Jason's big ass

[02:07:56] DIH?

[02:07:58] Unfuckin' believable, man.

[02:08:00] Are those cookie?

[02:08:02] OK, serious question, Jack.

[02:08:04] Can we start a new virus from these snails?

[02:08:06] OME44 OME44 OME44 OME44 OME44 OME44 OME44

[02:08:13] OME44

[02:08:16] Ah man

[02:08:18] Nothing like cooking a fucking some snails

[02:08:23] God, you good bro?

[02:08:25] Yeah I'm thirsty

[02:08:28] I've been thirsty, Gank

[02:08:29] Of course Lacey's fat ass is sitting down and complaining

[02:08:32] Yo, why me?

[02:08:34] Yo, all your... hey!

[02:08:36] Should I have more sticks down?

[02:08:38] Ah, yeah, yeah, like in the middle there.

[02:08:40] Twigs or sticks?

[02:08:42] Uh...

[02:08:44] The same size.

[02:08:46] Yeah, any of those, you know.

[02:08:48] How did we go from Milo being the house dog

[02:08:50] to that ugly-ass dog Coco you might as well bring

[02:08:52] Coco back to NGL?

[02:08:54] Coco's not the house dog, though.

[02:08:56] The only virus being started on this island

[02:08:58] is the NGL.

[02:09:00] The only virus being started on this island is from your underboop sweat gripping everywhere

[02:09:04] that out.

[02:09:05] You're a T-shirt.

[02:09:06] Fuck you.

[02:09:07] Lazy Aaron Rodgers is coming to the island.

[02:09:17] If you don't take that dog, you'll regret it.

[02:09:21] How will I regret it?

[02:09:22] I'll take her off the island.

[02:09:24] You ruined Milo.

[02:09:25] He has no personality.

[02:09:26] You haven't even seen Milo in two months.

[02:09:29] I was happy as hell

[02:09:32] Dumb nigga go back to school. Just kidding. Love you boys W content

[02:09:36] No, it's for some reason the fires is not really I'm gonna put a piece of room like this to twink in the blue shirt

[02:09:44] Wait, not that that's something right there

[02:09:49] But Jason it's math. I'm really proud that you became a real nigga instead of an LA sissy boy

[02:09:55] But I have a question. Why is there a walking by new neck?

[02:09:59] I don't understand a poopy shit. Yes you do. It's an inside joke I don't get.

[02:10:29] Poopy boy. Oh, hold on. Little fucking me

[02:10:38] Well, you got a Jenga blocks man, you're suffocating it

[02:10:44] Lacey can you do the shark pink nail all stamina? Oh

[02:10:48] My god, I forgot you're supposed to do it. Well, you never did that shit

[02:10:52] Oh, this counts as a shirt. Lacey without his boyfriend Marlon. You eat. How do you feel Ron took your boyfriend for me?

[02:10:59] Well, they're both my boyfriend's.

[02:11:02] Pretty good at that, man.

[02:11:05] That's what I heard.

[02:11:10] Don't do it.

[02:11:12] You could put on the ground a step on it.

[02:11:13] Hey, Jason, maybe you can take Poopy Boy to get some coconut water to clean the underneath

[02:11:18] of this third chin.

[02:11:23] Lacey, can you jump?

[02:11:24] I want to see if it claps when you jump.

[02:11:26] Please, please, please, please, please.

[02:11:28] Shadows on my dick, bro. I'm just trying to survive out here.

[02:11:31] Ah, we getting close, Lacey. It's almost boiling.

[02:11:35] Almost time.

[02:11:47] Tor-ACL, by the way. Yo, what is a Tor-ACL?

[02:11:50] In my left leg?

[02:11:52] Have to do it before I can stick to my right.

[02:11:54] You're Lacey looking my good today, bro.

[02:11:55] Now I am lying.

[02:11:56] Also, you ain't fucking anything up. Fuck you Jason. Have a dog shit day. Yo, so can I have 10,000 dollars?

[02:12:07] Give Jason the tap-cap to play with while you watch is also I did you for it, right?

[02:12:13] Bro, you he threw it in a shit. Give a autistic kid fire

[02:12:20] I've no idea

[02:12:22] Yes, Lacey, we're aware you would fuck anything with a pulse.

[02:12:27] Fuck you!

[02:12:30] Did he complete a challenge and get a fat lesbian as a reward?

[02:12:35] Ha ha ha ha!

[02:12:37] Yeah.

[02:12:39] Lacey, that's just gone, bro.

[02:12:42] It's pilot. Do they have co-p for a casino on the island?

[02:12:45] They'll pull up right now.

[02:12:47] Hey Jason, I heard reports of a random birthplake in Panama, don't know why oh.

[02:12:57] Lacey, it's gone bro.

[02:13:04] I don't know, 1000.

[02:13:10] We better fuck up these snails chat.

[02:13:13] Don't go lie they might do my taste.

[02:13:18] Yes!

[02:13:19] Bro just this fine bro just come back.

[02:13:24] Ah shit yeah.

[02:13:31] Lacey you look like Kevin G.

[02:13:37] I heard that!

[02:13:41] Hey!

[02:13:44] Almost done bro.

[02:13:47] Fucking somebody pass me that!

[02:14:00] That's almost done Lacey.

[02:14:04] Bro it's getting hot out here dude!

[02:14:07] Yeah, it's getting peak hot hours.

[02:14:09] today was the cooler days hi just wanted to tell y'all I need Chuck models for

[02:14:14] vivid you know what's that fuck you how's that huh if Lacey is leaving before

[02:14:23] for you guys should at least try spear fishing yeah we can we can the fat on

[02:14:32] the back of Lacey Meese looked like my grandmother.

[02:14:37] How's that fit, bro?

[02:14:38] I don't know.

[02:14:39] Mom's been gone for three weeks.

[02:14:43] Yo, bro.

[02:14:44] Fuck!

[02:14:45] Playing with my wiener, wishing it was a tap cap.

[02:14:50] I don't want to tear your mic.

[02:14:53] You can just place it down right there.

[02:14:58] I tell Geis by Rose to quit his bitching and actually do something.

[02:15:02] You're walking away, people.

[02:15:04] What do you mean, actually do something?

[02:15:06] I'm literally creating a fucking fire with my bare hands.

[02:15:08] Something that nobody in this chat could do?

[02:15:10] Because only two people in the world could probably do this.

[02:15:13] Me and Jason. This is some manly ass shit we're doing right now.

[02:15:15] Thanks.

[02:15:17] Oh, and that...

[02:15:18] Oh, hold on.

[02:15:19] That looked like it hurt.

[02:15:22] Oh!

[02:15:24] There you go.

[02:15:25] What you gotta do is survive.

[02:15:26] Thanks.

[02:15:28] Each of Lacey's legs has at least 2,000 calories. Something to think about.

[02:15:36] Jason genuinely still ain't heard Lacey and Ron on the flight long.

[02:15:43] Is that cooking? It's cooking. You see it boiling?

[02:15:49] Bro, aren't you a good cook?

[02:15:52] Lacey, you're looking really fit. Did you really think that's true, you fat fuck?

[02:15:56] Yo, you even give room for room to fucking response?

[02:16:00] Yo, Lacey, it's Ron. Thanks for letting me crack Darla while you're gone little bro. Appreciate the free cost, oh, and by the way, lose some weight back, fuck.

[02:16:09] Yo.

[02:16:10] Bro, I think your chat didn't flip for trading my TGS.

[02:16:15] Oh yeah, for sure.

[02:16:16] That's crazy, yo. Y'all gotta chill, man.

[02:16:20] I heard Lacey starring in the new Mrs. Doubtfire movie.

[02:16:26] What is that?

[02:16:28] I think I need a piss.

[02:16:31] Alright, I'm gonna piss and then the snail should be ready.

[02:16:36] But you should talk in that mic.

[02:16:39] I'll have to piss.

[02:16:41] Oh, fuck, bro.

[02:16:44] Damn, bro.

[02:16:46] At least we got a fire started, chat.

[02:16:48] Yeah, bro, it's lit.

[02:16:50] Alright, I'll be right back.

[02:16:52] I'm leaving the phone here.

[02:16:54] Ah, shit.

[02:16:56] Got you, bro.

[02:16:58] I know, but I don't have other sort, bro.

[02:17:02] Lacey, did you bring the change of clothes today?

[02:17:04] I know you'd be getting poopy since that one big accident you had on the flight,

[02:17:08] and they had to go to the hospital.

[02:17:10] I know you'd be getting poopy since that one big accident you had on the flight and they had to make

[02:17:19] The water levels are rising right now, bro. How do y'all know what water levels are?

[02:17:26] Like y'all don't know about water levels. You are not here. Oh my god, the water is boiling

[02:17:32] Oh

[02:17:34] of waiting outside PMO, get into the uber mode.

[02:17:38] The water's boiling!

[02:17:44] Lacey, be careful, Jason.

[02:17:45] Been cracking the volleyball all week.

[02:17:47] Huh?

[02:17:50] Fuck you.

[02:17:50] Boy, smiley face.

[02:17:55] Oh my god, the water's actually boiling.

[02:17:58] Where about it?

[02:17:59] So what's that, lesbian?

[02:18:00] Top up complaining of wasting paper.

[02:18:01] The fucking fire is already going.

[02:18:04] fuck you I'd like to see you try this yo guys it's me adapt and I and I and I

[02:18:10] love it I love it I love you guys how did you just stutter over TTS is it

[02:18:15] bad I'm throwing these puzzle pieces in here is that bad

[02:18:19] Lacey the type of nigga to let their friend get slapped by 260 pound man I

[02:18:25] guess I wait me I don't know what you guys mean when you say let him get

[02:18:30] sucked I guess that was my fight I didn't touch his fucking hat fuck you want

[02:18:33] I need to get slapped by a 300 pound Demi God 4. I didn't touch his hat.

[02:18:36] I heard a clip of you saying the ember starts throwing ass on Cam, or I send it to your

[02:18:40] com.

[02:18:41] Go ahead, send it, I'm gonna send it.

[02:18:43] It's not on the reel though. What is Lacey without his hat?

[02:18:46] Throw without free viewers. Keep the wait low for it.

[02:18:50] W.W. Lacey N.G. Malin, you have the good work, though. She banned Summer Glen. GGs, he's

[02:19:04] taking your boat.

[02:19:07] How has he done this for six days? This is genuinely hard. Like, generally, I don't think

[02:19:10] I could do this for seven days.

[02:19:11] Lacey should be used to Marlon being stole from him. First, Yana. Then, Ron Nell, the

[02:19:16] the college airing system. Nabs.

[02:19:20] Oh, that's fire's going out, did you?

[02:19:25] It was reported that the tectonic plates are shifting.

[02:19:28] Do the lacy.

[02:19:34] What do you mean, bro? This is literally a vacation.

[02:19:39] I gotta put more wood.

[02:19:40] Oh my God, man. We're out of fucking snips.

[02:19:43] Hey, lacy, it's Darla.

[02:19:45] I can't wait for your sexy ass to come home, so we can rub our tits together and shake ass.

[02:19:50] What are y'all saying, bro?

[02:19:55] Ouch! Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie!

[02:19:59] Oh yeah, GG, the fire's gone.

[02:20:02] Jason, if you did a 14-day version of this with Lacey, what day would Lacey get eaten?

[02:20:08] Hi Lacy, can you go for a swim?

[02:20:14] Need a print update?

[02:20:17] Oh my god, the fire's done.

[02:20:23] What happened chat?

[02:20:24] How did I lose the fire?

[02:20:25] What did I do?

[02:20:26] How did Lacy manage to gain weight when stranded on an island for a day?

[02:20:30] Fuck you.

[02:20:34] Fuck that Jack.

[02:20:36] Can you go to Italy with Luke good stream?

[02:20:39] Wow, I don't know why are still going I

[02:20:47] Don't know what happened. I'm a fucking failure. I'm a fat pig. It's the little one

[02:20:50] It's the fat and the furious my fat fucking failure, bro. We got this now. That's all we needed. That's true

[02:20:57] It ruined the boy oh, I've been only think that's not hungry on the island is lacy's ass from gobbling those shorts

[02:21:06] I have basketball shorts on in a hundred degree heat.

[02:21:11] The water is for me.

[02:21:13] Watch no pressure. Are you happy?

[02:21:15] Cool.

[02:21:20] Lacey, sit down slowly the last time you sat down.

[02:21:23] You broke my window with your fat-ass shockwave.

[02:21:25] You owe me a window.

[02:21:27] Lacey, did you bring a change of clothes today?

[02:21:30] I know you were going to be cute.

[02:21:31] It's that one big accident you had on the flight.

[02:21:33] And they had to make an emergency landing.

[02:21:35] You got shit in you?

[02:21:36] No, I don't know what he's talking about.

[02:21:39] Lacey pissed on the fire while you were gone, bro.

[02:21:42] I'll piss bones.

[02:21:45] He pissed on the fire?

[02:21:46] No, Lacey.

[02:21:47] It's wrong.

[02:21:48] How bad does Jason smell on a scale from one to SSS.

[02:21:50] SSS.

[02:21:51] SSS.

[02:21:52] Somebody smells like shit.

[02:21:53] Also, we are going to bring it into 2026.

[02:21:57] Are you calling me piss bull?

[02:21:59] Hey Lacey.

[02:22:00] It's Darla.

[02:22:01] Stop stealing all the food from Jason.

[02:22:03] It's already starving fat, but I also can't wait till you get home, so I can have that fat house at once.

[02:22:10] You need to be honest. It's mine instead of Lacy that would be really cool.

[02:22:16] Both now for longer or not. I think the smells are good. They're green.

[02:22:19] If only you had the original survival masterminds I could have bought you.

[02:22:22] W18K, bruh. Shots of the duds.

[02:22:24] Wait, you made 18K for charity?

[02:22:26] Yeah.

[02:22:27] I'm not going live, bruh.

[02:22:29] Get your fat house off that island before you go home.

[02:22:31] I'll be honest, after seeing the way you've been living for the last week, just scan that charity, bro. Just keep the money at this point.

[02:22:36] I thought it was the wrong type of fishing. When did Jason catch this blobfish-looking lesbian bitch next to him?

[02:22:42] Yeah.

[02:22:44] Just woke up. Has there been a swim segment?

[02:22:49] Alright, you trying to snail?

[02:22:50] Yeah, you ready? Still a little hot.

[02:22:53] Hey, it's true. I'm in Panama, a five-star hotel.

[02:22:57] While Lacey's struggling hard, just bait chicken tenders.

[02:23:01] I'm gonna pour this on the ground.

[02:23:11] Are you sure the snails are dead?

[02:23:14] Rather, they've been boiling for like 10, 15 minutes.

[02:23:18] They're nice and green for us to eat.

[02:23:20] Yeah, is this good to eat?

[02:23:23] Why would it be bad to eat?

[02:23:25] I'm telling you this that's nice good bear. You should have taken lacy with you when you started the challenge

[02:23:30] So you can lose weight so the YouTube channel becomes fit and fit

[02:23:34] Yeah, you gotta wait you gotta

[02:23:37] You gotta lock in

[02:23:39] I'm in lacy's lock in

[02:23:41] I am locked in

[02:23:42] 2D rumors tabloids, one for you and a better family sign off

[02:23:45] Yes, I get one way

[02:23:47] You have facial hair growing

[02:23:49] You look tan, and you look skinnier, and you look each and every time

[02:23:53] I can't believe you got hit my fucking coconut today.

[02:24:08] What hurts?

[02:24:09] Uh, yeah.

[02:24:10] Alright.

[02:24:11] That was my knife.

[02:24:12] I am sorry.

[02:24:13] Here's the reason you can't eat tonight.

[02:24:15] Let me know if you want me to bring you some pizza.

[02:24:22] Okay.

[02:24:28] Why not?

[02:24:30] What do you mean?

[02:24:34] Alright, so I need chopsticks, bro.

[02:24:38] I need something to grab it with.

[02:24:42] Is that actually...

[02:24:43] Yo, am I gonna have diarrhea from this?

[02:24:46] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:24:52] All right, here we go, this is mine.

[02:24:53] Oh, you want to try it?

[02:24:54] Here, you try it first.

[02:24:55] I don't feel like I shouldn't be eating this.

[02:24:57] Here, you can make a sand wall.

[02:25:00] Here.

[02:25:00] Do it around the fire to block the wind

[02:25:02] and make it last longer.

[02:25:04] Jason, I'm not eating that.

[02:25:05] That's not our way.

[02:25:06] This house Jason's been too much.

[02:25:10] Ready?

[02:25:13] Brother, that's not good to eat.

[02:25:14] It is.

[02:25:15] Jason got to run back and others.

[02:25:16] How do you know?

[02:25:17] Eat it.

[02:25:19] Are you sure?

[02:25:20] I will eat it.

[02:25:21] next to the undercoat? No. No. Good patch! Come on bro, eat that shit. Here. You want me to get one with you?

[02:25:33] Bro shut that shit up! Damn bro, you got like spider me.

[02:25:45] I

[02:25:51] Fuck is wrong with you

[02:25:58] All right, ready

[02:26:00] Bottoms up my boy. Are you positive? We're not gonna see who you know. I'm I ate this already bottom though

[02:26:06] I got a bigger piece of you

[02:26:08] I'm really lucky to have you. I love your boyfriend.

[02:26:15] Wait a minute.

[02:26:16] Stop complaining you fucking will.

[02:26:18] My glorious king Dewey has been suffering for 16.

[02:26:21] What do you think of him?

[02:26:22] He's like a clam.

[02:26:24] Not bad, right?

[02:26:25] Not bad at all.

[02:26:26] You want another one?

[02:26:27] Yeah.

[02:26:28] I'm on, man.

[02:26:29] Not bad at all.

[02:26:30] That's pretty fucking good, bro.

[02:26:32] bro

[02:26:39] Hey

[02:26:46] Come on

[02:26:48] How do I know if it's cooked you don't see there's not enough for a second

[02:26:55] You know as if undercooked if you shit your brains out later

[02:27:02] Because that's the only thing you can miss only make sense

[02:27:08] Hey Jason you're looking so sexy

[02:27:14] It'll be it's been a great day. You're right. Yeah, you're good. It's a thirsty here

[02:27:22] Well, you're not drinking shit. It's a tradition quit crying. Oh, yeah, and have you seen coke yet one last time?

[02:27:30] It's a stable member you fat ass love from Bangladesh

[02:27:37] Most of us go camping and it's not

[02:27:40] Brother, this is outside no bro. This is not camping. This is not camping

[02:27:48] Just cook snails by the way, of course job at the heart would like eating

[02:27:53] Yeah, they're they're frying you bro

[02:27:56] So what is up with the whole stream has been about food since lacy got there with my dog cubby

[02:28:05] So what is up like the episode

[02:28:08] Patrick and Squidward get lost in the world all hail the magic pump off segment

[02:28:16] Snails are as far go of course, but it's better when cooked with some garlic

[02:28:21] Well, it's salty. It tastes good. Not even not bad at all. It has good taste

[02:28:26] without that way

[02:28:30] bro does this ever get to you bro

[02:28:36] well that one doesn't look very cooked yeah that Jason what's the first thing

[02:28:41] you eat when you get off the island I literally ain't any real food can you

[02:28:50] Believe it bro. I got one more day. God bless America

[02:28:56] No

[02:29:06] Those are pretty good you see those are two calories each probably like five calories or so

[02:29:12] That's you guys you're saying there's algae toxins in the snail

[02:29:15] Shut the fuck up. There's no algae toxins, man.

[02:29:22] I'm gonna let you keep that one, bro. I'm full. I'm full.

[02:29:24] Wait, why you stop, bro?

[02:29:26] I'm trying to get shitty on a plane tomorrow morning.

[02:29:29] Bro, how can you get shitty, man?

[02:29:34] Why would you get shitty? It's little baby snails, man.

[02:29:40] You're fine.

[02:29:42] Yeah I am. Yeah man I'm good dude. It's really hot out here dude. I don't know.

[02:29:49] Oh Lacey stop complaining. Fuck you. It's hot and I'm sweaty and I have the

[02:29:56] option to be in the air conditioning in a house playing Rocket League. Going to

[02:30:04] AeroWon and then set them out here on an island getting sweaty with no fucking

[02:30:07] water bro you don't got much more of this so what do you want to do now what

[02:30:15] should we do chat you want to go fishing yeah let's go fishing let's go catch a

[02:30:20] fish man I don't know if we're able to bro to be honest it's gonna be really

[02:30:24] hard we can do anything to put our minds to it's cuz it's not the right time to

[02:30:29] fish, but fuck it.

[02:30:34] Alright, you want the last one?

[02:30:36] I don't know. Yeah.

[02:30:38] Yeah? It don't sound like you want the last one.

[02:30:41] You can have it. You sure?

[02:30:43] Yeah, you can have this all yours.

[02:30:44] You sure? Yeah, I'm sure, bro.

[02:30:46] I bet.

[02:30:51] Do the fish taste that good?

[02:30:55] Nah, not that salty.

[02:30:57] Ah, wow, wow, that's good eats, man.

[02:31:02] That's great eats, bro.

[02:31:04] That was good eats, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:31:05] Yeah.

[02:31:06] The coconut was better, but...

[02:31:07] Nah, the coconut was definitely better for sure, but that was incredible eats, man.

[02:31:11] That was something special.

[02:31:13] You got, like, the most atrocious fit on it, I'll be real.

[02:31:15] Yeah, I know, bro.

[02:31:17] Damn, bro, they beat you up.

[02:31:19] They're biting you up, bro.

[02:31:21] Yeah, I'm gonna go back with fucking fleabags and have to go to the hospital, and then I'm

[02:31:23] probably not gonna be able to stream for a couple of days, so I'm gonna be in a hospital

[02:31:26] chat.

[02:31:27] You're not going to be in the hospital.

[02:31:30] Yes I am.

[02:31:31] How?

[02:31:32] You ready to go fishing?

[02:31:37] Ah fuck.

[02:31:39] You want to fish with the rod?

[02:31:41] You know how to?

[02:31:44] I don't know how to fish with a rod.

[02:31:45] I don't know how to fish with anything.

[02:31:48] How do you fish?

[02:31:49] Alright I'll teach you.

[02:31:51] I'll teach you.

[02:31:52] But it's gonna be hard as fuck because there's no time

[02:31:57] And it's hot as fuck. It's like peak hotness hours. That's what I'm saying

[02:32:02] We dip our little toes in the water. You wanna go swimming?

[02:32:09] I mean, yeah, we could try fishing. We could try

[02:32:14] Spear fish

[02:32:17] They see

[02:32:20] You acting like I'm on my third day, bro. It's my sixth day. I'm drained up. Yeah, I know you want to go get another coconut

[02:32:27] You let me know what you want to do, bro

[02:32:30] You're on the island what what your needs are are my

[02:32:34] Your needs are my command. No, I don't know whether you want to go fishing whether you need a hand job

[02:32:40] Right now I would probably lay down

[02:32:42] I

[02:32:47] Did you give me give me like 10 minutes and give me a five minutes that's cool. Yes. Yeah

[02:32:51] But in bro, we can go do shit and I'll lay down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[02:32:57] What you mean? No, what do you mean?

[02:33:01] How are you handy?

[02:33:03] Go fishing but right now is not good time to fish

[02:33:09] Fish didn't hand job

[02:33:12] I could teach you how to do the rod and you could go.

[02:33:16] How do I do it?

[02:33:25] Remember those snails that we cooked up?

[02:33:29] We used those snails as bait.

[02:33:32] This is the stick I've been fishing with.

[02:33:35] You put the bait on here, and then you just spin it out, spin, spin, spin.

[02:33:45] You cast it.

[02:33:46] You cast, well, cast it in the water, and that's about it, and then you wait till something

[02:33:51] bites.

[02:33:52] So I guess, scenario out the shell, put it on the hook.

[02:33:56] Put it on the hook.

[02:33:57] How do you reel it in?

[02:33:58] You just pull.

[02:33:59] Barrow.

[02:34:00] Okay, over there.

[02:34:09] It's going to be hard right now because the tide is not in so we would have to go swimming

[02:34:16] but I don't want to go swimming unless you do.

[02:34:20] Wait, so I have to go in the actual water.

[02:34:24] No, I can't go in the water.

[02:34:26] Why?

[02:34:27] Because there's jellyfish.

[02:34:28] Yeah, there are jellyfish.

[02:34:29] I was told to not miss for me because there are jellyfish. Who told you that?

[02:34:34] Yeah, there's jellyfish out right now, but we have to go swimming because there's no

[02:34:40] There's no tie so we can't there's no fish

[02:34:53] Dead ass

[02:34:59] oh yeah you need me to do anything else bro I could do it I bet here all right

[02:35:07] I'm gonna just watch you okay okay I'm gonna just watch you again okay all

[02:35:12] right that'll be fucking lacy man I'll follow you oh you're coming

[02:35:25] I'll uh, I'll come with some of the shit and just give me some time.

[02:35:32] Hey, my chat, just enjoy Lacey uh, trying to fish for a little.

[02:35:39] I'll be, I'll be right there.

[02:35:41] Shit.

[02:35:42] Go parkour?

[02:35:43] Go ahead.

[02:35:44] Gotta go fish it for the first time ever, don't even have a rod.

[02:35:53] I have a fucking stick with...

[02:35:56] Oh, it's a butterfly!

[02:36:02] Bro, I'm not snacking all this shit, man.

[02:36:18] Wait, so I just fish right here?

[02:36:23] I

[02:36:27] Just fish right here snacks

[02:36:33] I'm just gonna lay down for like two seconds

[02:36:47] Fuck you dude

[02:36:50] I'm going in dude

[02:36:53] I'm going all in.

[02:36:55] Going all in.

[02:37:02] Sleep with me.

[02:37:06] Fuck you.

[02:37:08] I would be napping right now anyways.

[02:37:11] Sure, it's a lacy.

[02:37:12] Wait, how do I know if I see a jellyfish coming?

[02:37:15] How do I know if I see a jellyfish?

[02:37:23] I'll leave the mic on the rocks but then y'all can't hear me.

[02:37:34] Ouchies.

[02:37:35] I'll use the troll.

[02:37:37] Ow, fuck this hurts.

[02:37:42] Ow.

[02:37:43] Okay, hold on.

[02:37:44] Through.

[02:37:45] I did not think this through.

[02:37:46] I probably need to put shoes on to get the bait first.

[02:37:48] Probably need to push who's gonna get the bait first

[02:37:54] God you're so lucky streaming is a thing the fuck is that supposed to mean asshole

[02:38:08] Okay

[02:38:12] Wait I

[02:38:16] Think it was up here

[02:38:18] that had all the things.

[02:38:23] Do I look as bad?

[02:38:29] I see whatever you do, please don't lose that stick.

[02:38:34] Okay, I found some nails.

[02:38:40] Okay.

[02:38:48] Where are the snails?

[02:38:50] Where did the snails go?

[02:39:08] Oh dear god.

[02:39:10] How is Jason doing this, man?

[02:39:12] I don't have a knife to get the snail out.

[02:39:19] How do I get the snail out of the knife?

[02:39:36] I'm gonna snail out of there.

[02:39:42] Hey, Bimmy!

[02:39:44] Little shit?

[02:39:48] Oh my god, they're moving. Oh my god, the snails are moving.

[02:39:50] What the fuck? Look at that!

[02:39:57] Why are you so slow?

[02:40:06] Okay, now what?

[02:40:13] All right?

[02:40:18] Now what do I do?

[02:40:21] Go fish for actual fish.

[02:40:26] That's what I'm doing.

[02:40:29] Use the hook.

[02:40:47] Not a bad shot at all actually.

[02:40:51] Grab this little fucker.

[02:40:55] Oh shit, he's deep in there.

[02:40:59] Wait, he's protecting himself.

[02:41:02] He's protecting himself!

[02:41:05] Brody had protective armor!

[02:41:17] Oh my god, they're hacking.

[02:41:18] What do I do?

[02:41:23] You have to kill him?

[02:41:32] Okay.

[02:41:36] Fuck dude.

[02:41:37] Like an asshole.

[02:41:42] Alright.

[02:41:45] I did ask you like an asshole.

[02:41:53] Oh yeah, this survival shit is definitely not for me.

[02:42:06] Oh yeah, this survival shit is definitely not for me.

[02:42:10] Yup, you got the wrong bitch.

[02:42:13] Fuck with the wrong bitch.

[02:42:16] Not my cup.

[02:42:19] I'll stick the door down.

[02:42:25] Okay.

[02:42:26] So I have this.

[02:42:29] Put him here.

[02:42:31] Put him down.

[02:42:34] Take a rock.

[02:42:37] I'm sorry, poor snail.

[02:42:39] I'm really sorry.

[02:42:44] I know, Chad, I know.

[02:43:04] Here's another one.

[02:43:14] Here's another one.

[02:43:24] Here we go.

[02:44:04] Is this going to fall into the water?

[02:44:22] Okay.

[02:44:24] More bait!

[02:44:44] Okay?

[02:44:46] Please don't get stung by jellyfish.

[02:44:55] Ooh, chili!

[02:44:58] Whoa, it's slippery.

[02:45:04] Wait, why is it slippery?

[02:45:07] Is this algae?

[02:45:08] I hope Jason's doing alright over there.

[02:45:12] He doesn't seem like he's doing too well.

[02:45:17] What is that?

[02:45:18] That's true.

[02:45:23] Alright.

[02:45:25] Am I even going to catch fish right here?

[02:45:27] Go to the rocks.

[02:45:46] So I gotta go all the way over there.

[02:45:49] I don't have a mic though, Kat.

[02:45:53] What's the problem?

[02:45:54] Fuck it, we balled.

[02:46:00] Imagine, I was stranded on an island, no food, no water, one man, one will to survive.

[02:46:13] I'm gonna shoot.

[02:46:18] Wait, it might hurt less if I walk in the water.

[02:46:29] Did that hurt less?

[02:46:31] Can I walk in the water?

[02:46:33] Fuck it, I'm going in.

[02:46:35] Fuck it, I'm going in.

[02:46:40] Fuck it, I'm going in.

[02:46:43] If a jellyfish stings me, chat, I need y'all to spam Jason and say, Jason, lacing his

[02:46:50] peed on.

[02:46:51] Okay, the rocks are a little bit slippery over here.

[02:47:00] Wait, will fish bite my ankles?

[02:47:10] I wouldn't let Jason die yet.

[02:47:14] I wouldn't let that happen.

[02:47:18] Okay, am I in a good spot here?

[02:47:22] No?

[02:47:44] They're calling you.

[02:47:46] Who's calling me?

[02:47:51] I don't see any fish.

[02:48:12] You have to go deeper in the water.

[02:48:14] The whales are calling you back to your home.

[02:48:21] Alright Chad, I'm not bringing the mic in alright.

[02:48:23] I'm leaving the mic right here.

[02:48:26] And I'm leaving my phone right here.

[02:48:31] You guys might not be able to hear me that well.

[02:48:33] But I'm going fishing.

[02:51:14] Oh my god, it's really thick out here.

[02:51:16] It's really thick.

[02:51:34] I see fish!

[02:51:36] I see fish!

[02:51:44] I'm going to get a good one.

[02:51:52] Blight it.

[02:52:09] Oh no I just got stuck.

[02:52:11] The hook is stuck!

[02:52:14] I don't want to play with you.

[02:52:44] I don't want to break it!

[02:52:51] Stop!

[02:52:52] Stop!

[02:52:57] Shit! I got your hook stuck!

[02:55:14] Fuck!

[02:55:16] Fuck!

[02:55:18] Fuck!

[02:55:22] What the hell?

[02:55:26] Fuck this shit!

[02:55:28] I want to go home.

[02:55:41] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[02:55:53] Fuck! Fuck!

[02:56:23] She's not fun, bro.

[02:56:30] Dude, I keep falling.

[02:56:41] Why is the fucking algae slippery?

[02:56:46] I give up. I give up. I don't you need?

[02:56:56] Get me the fuck off this island.

[02:57:03] Get me the fuck off the island.

[02:57:08] Get me the fuck off the island, man.

[02:57:12] Get me the fuck off the island.

[02:57:16] I'm not made for islands.

[02:57:18] Made for islands.

[02:57:20] I'm not this one.

[02:57:23] I want to come back

[02:57:41] Yeah, yeah, just actually just fuck me bro like this is just like this is

[02:57:53] Hello?

[02:57:54] Hello?

[02:57:57] Are you there?

[02:58:00] Hello?

[02:58:03] Hello, jeez.

[02:58:06] Hello.

[02:58:09] Hello.

[02:58:12] Hello?

[02:58:15] Hello?

[02:58:19] Hello?

[02:58:22] I got to go through the water, it's just slippery.

[02:58:44] Why did you guys tell me to take my shoes off?

[02:58:49] You guys didn't shed a zero survival instance.

[02:58:55] Oh my god, is that a fish?

[02:58:57] I'm trying to go fish.

[02:58:58] I did actually, I just found a goldfish.

[02:59:09] Use your grippers. Use your grippers.

[02:59:12] Use your grippers?

[02:59:13] Use your feet?

[02:59:15] I gripped for a reason, man.

[02:59:19] Jason is actually getting sleep.

[02:59:42] He's probably actually getting sleep because he probably has an abacus in his head that

[02:59:47] he's got to wake up to entertain the stream but right now he can actually

[02:59:52] take a peaceful sleep if the stream is just watching him sleep because he knows

[02:59:58] they're watching me so he's probably gonna have a sleep right now and there's

[03:00:02] no bugs at night or like the bugs that they're fucked

[03:00:08] Wait a minute, okay little climb, hold on.

[03:00:15] Oh my god, there's so many bugs, oh my god, there's so many bugs, there's so many bugs,

[03:00:25] there's so many bugs, disgusting.

[03:00:28] Again, have you ever seen me on a fucking island, bro?

[03:00:37] I just want to sand.

[03:00:39] Oh my god, there's a little lizard gecko.

[03:00:40] It's generally, no way, generally is on island.

[03:00:51] Oh my god, this feels so much better.

[03:00:54] This feels so much better.

[03:00:56] Holy shit balls.

[03:01:00] What is that?

[03:01:02] Are those eels?

[03:01:04] What are those?

[03:01:08] What the fuck are those?

[03:01:11] Oh those are rocks.

[03:01:17] Wait, those are jellyfish?

[03:01:23] Those are just rock shit.

[03:01:30] I did actually I might have a conclusion.

[03:01:40] I got to write our names in the sand chat.

[03:02:31] We got our names in the sand now.

[03:02:58] Now we left our mark on this island forever.

[03:03:28] holy fuck is that a fish?

[03:03:41] oh my god

[03:03:48] it's a toy fish

[03:03:51] someone's just laying with me

[03:03:54] Someone's literally just toying with me at this point, dude.

[03:04:01] I fucking drew.

[03:04:15] Does she look like a toy for Thanos? Fuck you.

[03:04:19] I'm putting these shoes back on.

[03:04:24] Fuck this shit, man.

[03:04:29] I have to fucking... I feel bad. I only have another hour on this island.

[03:04:42] I feel bad, bro. I really feel bad leaving Jason here.

[03:04:46] All the people that are giving Jason shit, bro, you guys are all actual morons and assholes.

[03:04:53] This shit is hard.

[03:05:02] Get him coconuts.

[03:05:08] Is that a fucking birdie bird?

[03:05:13] Get him coconuts. Get him coconuts.

[03:05:16] He's sleeping right now. I don't want to wake him up.

[03:05:19] I don't want to wake Jason up.

[03:05:22] Yeah

[03:05:33] Yeah

[03:05:36] Yeah, such a hate feeling man

[03:05:49] I didn't catch a fish

[03:05:52] I don't have good news.

[03:05:56] What? Did you use the bait?

[03:05:59] I have zero good news actually. The only good news I have is that I fell in the fucking water.

[03:06:03] Yeah?

[03:06:07] What time is it?

[03:06:10] It's two.

[03:06:12] Dang it, bro. I ate me a fall of food, but I'm sorry.

[03:06:17] No, you're good. How long did you miss...

[03:06:19] Wait, can I crack open one of those great coconuts?

[03:06:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:06:24] Yeah

[03:06:26] No, you can only if you drink multiple loaves of that

[03:06:33] Those you hit against a rock or a tree

[03:06:44] Right behind it

[03:06:52] Yeah

[03:06:55] How long are you out there for

[03:07:09] Yeah

[03:07:11] I got another coconut, so I crack this against the tree?

[03:07:21] Or like a rock, something sharp.

[03:07:28] So why can't you reset it with this one?

[03:07:49] too hard. I'll use a rock.

[03:08:02] I

[03:08:09] I

[03:08:12] Know

[03:08:17] Damn

[03:08:21] Yeah, how do I crack this?

[03:08:25] Yeah, you know you want to hit the top

[03:08:32] But, other one, like that, and then like you peel it.

[03:09:02] I

[03:09:18] Will be fucked

[03:09:22] And bro

[03:09:32] I feel a little...

[03:09:38] Yeah, am I losing color on my face?

[03:09:44] It's just so hot.

[03:09:50] Nice.

[03:09:56] you got this bro

[03:10:14] you know you're a real one bro

[03:10:24] I've been swapping my way, but it's just a coconut.

[03:10:28] By the way...

[03:10:30] You didn't get to the coconut, yeah?

[03:10:40] That's shit.

[03:10:54] I'm going to get a filter check.

[03:10:56] That's what we're going to do.

[03:11:06] Don't you want me to check in on that token?

[03:11:09] I'm going to be tired.

[03:11:24] Watch your hands man.

[03:11:34] Am I a fucking, am I a fucking chud?

[03:11:45] You gotta do that with the whole coconut.

[03:12:10] Huh?

[03:12:11] I have to kill the whole thing.

[03:12:15] I've only gotten one of these.

[03:12:18] How long has it taken you?

[03:12:20] Long as hell.

[03:12:21] Huh?

[03:12:22] Long as hell.

[03:12:28] And then what happens when you open it?

[03:12:31] There's a coconut.

[03:12:41] I think I'm seeing stars but I don't know what I'm seeing right now but

[03:13:03] That's all you, bro.

[03:13:29] You know, bro.

[03:13:31] It's us.

[03:13:43] And he was an intern, you know, bro.

[03:13:59] Don't slash yourself.

[03:14:06] You're so close, Will.

[03:14:19] Okay, now what?

[03:14:26] No, you put that down you use the back of the machete to crack it over

[03:14:35] Be careful no the back of the machete just be careful do not let go of your grip

[03:14:49] Or or

[03:14:51] Wait, I think I'm wrong

[03:14:54] I'm wrong. I'm wrong. He's a sharp head

[03:14:56] see the three holes yeah you cut it you're sharpening no you got like chop

[03:15:11] Once you break the shell, you can use the back of it.

[03:15:21] That's steady.

[03:15:43] I don't know how to say it in the middle.

[03:15:46] Uh, yeah, you can hear it.

[03:15:51] it's really

[03:15:59] Take a sip, oh

[03:16:04] Mind it now that

[03:16:11] Take a sip or smell it first and take a sip

[03:16:18] Take the same way take a smell first

[03:16:21] Then you do nothing you're good.

[03:16:25] Just throw everything outside the camp, if you know what I mean.

[03:16:28] You're saying it's rotten.

[03:16:30] Actually.

[03:16:32] Take a sip, if it's rotten, it would taste rotten.

[03:16:42] You know?

[03:16:43] Thank you.

[03:16:44] Yeah, you're changing.

[03:16:45] You see this thing?

[03:16:46] I'm never changing that, I'll just throw that out.

[03:16:50] Hey bro, hey is this this little mickey though bro?

[03:17:03] Oh you're literally been here six days?

[03:17:05] You're fucking struggling to get up take a sip and hydrate.

[03:17:10] Oh my god.

[03:17:14] You're a real one bro.

[03:17:15] Just take a small sip.

[03:17:18] You're dumb you mess. I'm never gonna forget this.

[03:17:26] Wait, there's like slushing you to shoot inside me.

[03:17:28] I don't know, but I want to see Trace Farm.

[03:17:33] I think it's good, right?

[03:17:36] Yeah, it's good. Trace Farm.

[03:17:48] I appreciate you, bro.

[03:18:11] That green one, that's going to be the hardest boat to do.

[03:18:16] I'm sure it's so good.

[03:18:21] I'll come with you.

[03:18:24] That'll be fucking lacy girl.

[03:18:43] What happened?

[03:18:44] Were you able to cast the rod?

[03:18:46] Yeah, I got a fish.

[03:18:47] You did?

[03:18:48] Yeah, I got a rod.

[03:18:50] What the fuck?

[03:18:53] Ah.

[03:18:55] Where's the fish?

[03:19:00] Wow.

[03:19:01] I got a one.

[03:19:03] Did I actually?

[03:19:05] Not a fish, I'm just like, well, I literally slipped on a stone if I'm a little bit...

[03:19:10] I told you, bro, it's not the right time, man.

[03:19:15] Damn, bro.

[03:19:19] You're a real one, bro. Seriously.

[03:19:23] I wish I could help more.

[03:19:29] Yeah.

[03:19:32] Nah, no.

[03:19:35] I gotta, I gotta, I can't believe you.

[03:19:40] I

[03:19:43] It's probably like 88 degrees straight heat girl

[03:19:58] In mind right now

[03:20:02] 55 feels like 90 basically

[03:20:10] yeah all right so you want to go get that coconut you think you can do this

[03:20:22] seven days

[03:20:30] what what a sprouted coconut is a mature Germany

[03:20:36] I

[03:20:44] Yeah, that was edible

[03:20:48] No

[03:20:51] Fuck

[03:20:55] No, that's actually sad as fuck you can't eat that row

[03:21:00] say you swear to god bro where did you throw it where'd you throw it maybe we

[03:21:16] can still eat it I've already ate a lot of sand and dirt and shit fuck you're

[03:21:24] Lucky with the coconuts

[03:21:39] Hell no, I'm living yeah, I hear that too

[03:21:49] No, no, no if it rains I'm watching cook

[03:21:53] Please give us rain.

[03:21:54] No, no, no.

[03:21:55] No, no, no, no rain.

[03:21:57] If it rains, I'm so cooked, bro.

[03:22:02] I'm literally just going to fucking starve until tomorrow.

[03:22:09] What time do you leave tomorrow?

[03:22:12] 1 PM.

[03:22:13] Yeah.

[03:22:15] And I'm always awake at like 6 30.

[03:22:18] So it's a lot of time.

[03:22:23] How you feeling bro you alright?

[03:22:30] Damn, what's the first thing you're going to do when you get back?

[03:22:41] I honestly thought you were going to raise baby today bro, I want some Yugi shit.

[03:22:47] Nah, I just wanted to help.

[03:22:50] I think it's fine.

[03:22:56] It's not fine.

[03:23:00] Nah, I would probably just lay there.

[03:23:06] You should probably get that apple.

[03:23:09] If I get one coconut.

[03:23:14] If I get another coconut, I'll be happy because...

[03:23:20] Mmm.

[03:23:22] Cause then we can just eat that if we don't even need to.

[03:23:25] I don't even need a fish today. I mean, I will still go fishing, but if I don't get a fish, it's just got to end of the world.

[03:23:31] And I got mad green coconuts.

[03:23:35] Why am I seeing this clip of me falling, buddy? Shit is not funny.

[03:23:43] Coconut apple, bro.

[03:23:50] Alright, once you find it, we'll eat it, and then we'll head out and get other things.

[03:24:00] Dude, see it?

[03:24:03] Yeah?

[03:24:19] It's okay.

[03:24:33] I'm going to change this to a speaker.

[03:24:45] Damn, I did not expect myself to fall asleep like that, but I'm pretty fucking asleep

[03:24:54] the prior of the trip.

[03:24:56] Like, alon.

[03:24:59] That was a good nap.

[03:25:00] Even though I don't know, I felt like I had not for a while,

[03:25:03] but I'm sorry I didn't fall in love.

[03:25:30] Yeah, yeah, get ass.

[03:25:59] You put salt water in it?

[03:26:01] It's a little salty on the outside.

[03:26:03] It's a salt water.

[03:26:07] I'm so serious, it's dead ass good.

[03:26:09] It's like on my face.

[03:26:11] It's like a spongy coconut apple.

[03:26:13] Oh, that's a mashed one.

[03:26:15] Take a bite.

[03:26:17] It's a little salty on the outside, but I'm telling you,

[03:26:19] once you feel the sponge,

[03:26:23] it holds the water in it.

[03:26:25] Oh my god, I didn't even know coconuts can make those.

[03:26:30] Me neither.

[03:26:31] Wow.

[03:26:32] This is crazy.

[03:26:33] You can't eat that?

[03:26:34] Wait, what?

[03:26:35] Wait.

[03:26:36] Are you sure?

[03:26:37] I can't eat it?

[03:26:38] Oh, you can't.

[03:26:39] You can't.

[03:26:40] You can't.

[03:26:41] You can't.

[03:26:42] You can't.

[03:26:43] You can't.

[03:26:44] You can't.

[03:26:45] You can't.

[03:26:46] You can't.

[03:26:47] You can't.

[03:26:48] You can't.

[03:26:49] You can't.

[03:26:50] You can't.

[03:26:51] You can't.

[03:26:52] I'm here.

[03:26:54] I'm here.

[03:26:56] Come here.

[03:26:58] Come here.

[03:27:00] Here.

[03:27:02] Alright.

[03:27:04] That one is in here.

[03:27:06] Do you want my bike?

[03:27:08] I'll see you later.

[03:27:10] I'll talk to you.

[03:27:14] I'll talk to you.

[03:27:16] I'll talk.

[03:27:22] Can you do it too?

[03:27:24] No, no, it's okay.

[03:27:26] I'm going to blow it.

[03:27:36] Can you spend one more day with Jason folded hands?

[03:27:48] I'm feeding the homeless.

[03:27:52] Come on, that's not a right hand.

[03:27:54] He's trying to give Jason the sandy handy.

[03:27:57] That's gotta give a little bit of energy

[03:27:59] to where he gets the coconuts.

[03:28:01] We go, we get one coconut each, we come back,

[03:28:03] we fuck with peace on the water.

[03:28:05] That's cool, man.

[03:28:08] Me and you, bro.

[03:28:09] Come on, man, one more run.

[03:28:11] One more coconut run.

[03:28:12] Damn, bro.

[03:28:14] I'm gonna be so sad when you leave,

[03:28:16] like I'm not controlling him.

[03:28:17] I'm gonna see you as soon as you get back.

[03:28:19] And then you'll be off the island.

[03:28:21] I'm gonna go to Texas though to see Bannon though.

[03:28:42] Damn bro, I've already think about you leaving bro.

[03:28:50] I got another hour, we got to go on one night's mission.

[03:28:54] Okay.

[03:28:55] And then I'm gonna need you to figure it out for the last night.

[03:28:59] God, that night is gonna be hell.

[03:29:02] I'm already knowing it.

[03:29:04] And I have to like, survive through the day, tomorrow?

[03:29:08] Yeah, you can.

[03:29:10] You can.

[03:29:12] Alright, come on.

[03:29:15] Someone in the medical field, this is not easy.

[03:29:20] Thank you.

[03:29:22] Bro, what is that thunder, man?

[03:29:24] Yeah, that's a little scary.

[03:29:26] Why is there thunder?

[03:29:28] Why is there a storm coming?

[03:29:33] Okay.

[03:29:35] Alright, that thunder is scary, bro.

[03:29:38] Okay, okay, okay, we just need sticks, right?

[03:30:01] Do we need a shed or anything?

[03:30:03] No, I think we just go get the coconut and stick that there.

[03:30:07] I got one last mission, some coconuts, it'll rehydrate you and then hopefully

[03:30:13] that'll take you through tonight. We gotta really go on a heist here and get as many coconuts as possible.

[03:30:18] There's a good amount in that tree.

[03:30:21] He's gotta find the right technique.

[03:30:25] Where you going? This way.

[03:30:37] I don't think I would have lasted today.

[03:31:02] Yeah, but I would have just probably laid down all day.

[03:31:21] Fuck, I gotta get wood to put tonight.

[03:31:22] So you're gonna appreciate life so much more?

[03:31:24] Oh, for sure.

[03:31:26] This is a real experience.

[03:31:28] Yeah.

[03:31:28] I've been here for three hours and I'm struggling.

[03:31:31] What is that?

[03:31:34] What is that?

[03:31:36] I think it might just be, I don't know.

[03:31:39] That's a barrel.

[03:31:40] Let's go take it out.

[03:31:46] What is that, Jim?

[03:31:48] Let's see.

[03:31:53] I don't know, shoes are coming off.

[03:31:56] Chad, what is that?

[03:32:01] We're not hallucinating.

[03:32:03] It is a barrel.

[03:32:26] That a petroleum tank?

[03:32:39] It's not useful to us, man.

[03:32:48] It's fucking useless.

[03:32:51] It's cool.

[03:32:52] Oh, souvenir maybe?

[03:32:54] Yeah, maybe a friend or something.

[03:32:55] What do you think it was used for?

[03:32:57] Gas, probably.

[03:32:59] Ain't shit in there for us though.

[03:33:01] We're staying thrown in the fire, alright?

[03:33:05] Alright, here we go.

[03:33:07] Here we go.

[03:33:19] You know what I was thinking earlier?

[03:33:21] If I ever kill someone,

[03:33:23] one or need to hide a body I'm just gonna take them as far out into the

[03:33:30] middle of the sea strap away to the body and just drop it in there no one

[03:33:33] will ever find it what the fuck I think that is actually the free of shit

[03:33:40] What the fuck?

[03:33:42] Are you good, bro?

[03:33:52] Why does it bro, my stitches keep poking out.

[03:33:55] What is this?

[03:34:03] Are you a murderer?

[03:34:05] Nah, I was just thinking about on the way out here.

[03:34:07] we're so far out from any person or anybody and the ocean is so deep that

[03:34:13] if you just got the body here no one would ever find it

[03:34:37] Yeah, my thunder, my rain today, or maybe it's just a thunderstorm

[03:34:47] Sometimes it thunders without rain

[03:34:53] There's no clouds though

[03:35:07] Closer to us is good.

[03:35:09] No, no, that's fine.

[03:35:11] So it's all me to ones on top.

[03:35:13] And there's a pile of three.

[03:35:14] Yeah.

[03:35:17] Let's do it.

[03:35:19] OK.

[03:35:23] All right.

[03:35:25] Oh my god, I'm so weak.

[03:35:27] Wait, I'm so much weaker than when I first came.

[03:35:37] You got it.

[03:35:39] Oh, you're fucking that shit.

[03:35:41] Come on, fucking start falling, Jay.

[03:35:43] You got it, man.

[03:35:45] Any hook up in the middle of the road,

[03:35:47] you're not gonna get it.

[03:35:49] I'm gonna get you.

[03:35:51] I'm gonna get you.

[03:35:53] I'm gonna get you.

[03:35:55] I'm gonna get you.

[03:35:57] I'm gonna get you.

[03:35:59] I'm gonna get you.

[03:36:01] I'm gonna get you.

[03:36:03] I'm gonna get you.

[03:36:05] Any hook in the middle?

[03:36:22] Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go.

[03:36:26] Oh, my God, that's it. That's it.

[03:36:29] There, switch streaming.

[03:36:31] Oh my god.

[03:36:38] You got it.

[03:36:43] They're all good.

[03:36:55] It's the only way we can reach them, I think.

[03:37:00] Let me know if you need a switch.

[03:37:10] Keep working it.

[03:37:11] You're right in between all three.

[03:37:15] Switch.

[03:37:17] Okay.

[03:37:19] Take one.

[03:37:39] Just take a little pause.

[03:37:45] What about this one on the far right?

[03:37:47] No, no, you gotta try it. You're almost there, gotta keep trying that one.

[03:38:00] Got one?

[03:38:01] Nice!

[03:38:03] Got one?

[03:38:05] Good shit.

[03:38:06] Want to rest?

[03:38:10] You want me to switch in?

[03:38:14] I can tell that one's back. Come down.

[03:38:17] Oh, no.

[03:38:19] Oh, no.

[03:38:20] Oh, no.

[03:38:21] No, no, no.

[03:38:22] Fuck.

[03:38:23] Wait here to get some food.

[03:38:28] Ah!

[03:38:29] Ha ha.

[03:38:30] Okay.

[03:38:31] No break?

[03:38:32] Huh?

[03:38:33] The hard drive that one.

[03:38:35] Where is it?

[03:38:36] It's right there.

[03:38:39] Oh, I see it, Jake.

[03:38:40] What do you mean?

[03:38:43] I see it.

[03:38:47] Oh man, shake it a little bit.

[03:38:52] Yeah.

[03:38:53] Oh shit.

[03:38:56] No, that one makes you shitty.

[03:39:01] We already drank one.

[03:39:05] The green ones are the best ones.

[03:39:07] But the ones that are, like, right there.

[03:39:09] You got one?

[03:39:10] We're getting the other two?

[03:39:12] You got two.

[03:39:13] Okay.

[03:39:14] There'll be one more.

[03:39:16] Okay.

[03:39:19] Wow.

[03:39:21] You could just, if you could just...

[03:39:22] Got any tips?

[03:39:24] If you could bring that stick up?

[03:39:26] I can't.

[03:39:27] Huh?

[03:39:27] I can't.

[03:39:28] And I'll uh, I'll, I could trade in with you.

[03:39:40] What about that one up there?

[03:39:42] Uh, nah, I just got the ones you were...

[03:39:45] And you could try.

[03:40:15] Oh, fuck!

[03:40:19] Here.

[03:40:21] I'm getting bugged in my eye.

[03:40:23] All right.

[03:40:25] Let's see.

[03:40:27] On that one.

[03:40:29] Come on, father.

[03:40:31] Let me start here.

[03:40:35] Come on.

[03:40:37] We got this.

[03:40:45] Be careful, I hear the water, it's a jackpot.

[03:41:00] He's one HP, face is on one HP.

[03:41:05] A few more heads maybe.

[03:41:09] And then we swap.

[03:41:14] Nice.

[03:41:17] You want to swap?

[03:41:26] That tight ass mother fucker on that branch like a sack of nuts make sure you don't get

[03:41:39] hit in the head Jerry.

[03:41:40] Want to swap?

[03:41:41] Okay.

[03:41:42] You wanna swap?

[03:41:44] No.

[03:41:45] Okay.

[03:41:46] There's literally a big bite there.

[03:41:49] Okay.

[03:41:50] Got it.

[03:41:51] There it is.

[03:41:52] There.

[03:42:12] Hey, fucker!

[03:42:21] It's right there.

[03:42:22] We can't settle for one, Jay.

[03:42:32] Nah, right right there.

[03:42:40] It's literally about to break.

[03:42:42] Oh, that's a great job, bro.

[03:42:48] One last.

[03:42:58] I got nothing left in me.

[03:43:05] Don't get bogged.

[03:43:13] You almost got the hook on there.

[03:43:18] Nice that actually might be perfect I might shake off

[03:43:37] Don't force it if you can't get it we already got to just drop it we got to Jay

[03:43:43] He needs right there Wait, you're yelky avid hook if you pull down

[03:43:56] a little bit maybe?

[03:43:57] Ah, wanna swap?

[03:43:58] Ah, come on.

[03:43:59] Come on, you can take my last effort.

[03:44:11] I don't think you should be exerting this much energy, bro.

[03:44:13] Let's swap.

[03:44:14] Come on, here.

[03:44:15] I'll stop it and develop for you.

[03:44:17] Let's see if I can get him.

[03:44:19] This one's hanging on the high ground.

[03:44:37] Right there.

[03:44:40] Fuck!

[03:44:49] Come on.

[03:44:54] Oh, good hook.

[03:44:57] Not good enough.

[03:45:00] Oi!

[03:45:08] Yeah, let's go.

[03:45:09] Good ship.

[03:45:10] That's great fucking teamwork.

[03:45:13] Good ship, man.

[03:45:15] Uh oh, this one's full.

[03:45:16] Huh?

[03:45:17] that's good okay that one I'll get you yeah let's go

[03:45:47] We got two, we got three coconuts, we got one each, and we got one for you later.

[03:46:14] That's feast. Damn, bro.

[03:46:19] I wonder how long a human could actually survive on an island like this.

[03:46:23] Tom Hanks did it for five years.

[03:46:28] But I probably would have died.

[03:46:31] I'd have died within two weeks.

[03:46:40] Is it up to this one?

[03:46:42] Straight ahead.

[03:46:57] Hey, where are you going? Over here.

[03:47:01] Watch out. That might be the death tree. Speak.

[03:47:04] I'm right above you. I don't think it is.

[03:47:08] Speak carefully.

[03:47:12] I can't wait to go home.

[03:47:41] I can't wait to go home.

[03:48:00] Just need to make it through the night, bro.

[03:48:04] That's literally it.

[03:48:11] That's a camp.

[03:48:16] Home sweet home.

[03:48:41] Dude, you conned that over?

[03:48:48] Nice.

[03:49:11] Come on, let me see.

[03:49:13] Got this, bro.

[03:49:27] Is it easier to cut than the other one?

[03:49:37] I'm getting there, cat.

[03:49:39] Come get me.

[03:49:43] Oh.

[03:49:45] Oh.

[03:49:59] Almost there.

[03:50:01] I'm glad to be there, man.

[03:50:11] Hey, what?

[03:50:14] Man.

[03:50:15] Did you cut the right way?

[03:50:19] I see it.

[03:50:21] Man.

[03:50:22] Man.

[03:50:23] Man.

[03:50:24] What?

[03:50:26] Man, did you cut the right way?

[03:50:30] I see it.

[03:50:32] It's spilling it.

[03:50:34] Well, I do know that I have a spill a little bit.

[03:50:36] I have a knife for you.

[03:50:38] There's a poke hole there.

[03:50:40] Should we stick it?

[03:50:42] Yeah.

[03:50:44] There's a spill in there.

[03:50:46] Nice.

[03:50:54] You can poke a hole there just to see if it's good.

[03:50:57] Uh, whatever the soft spot is.

[03:51:00] Yeah.

[03:51:05] Damn.

[03:51:08] Got it.

[03:51:12] Really didn't have to be that big of a hole.

[03:51:15] Yeah.

[03:51:17] There we go.

[03:51:19] Jello?

[03:51:21] Not Jeremy.

[03:51:22] It was not bad, how much happened to shit up here?

[03:51:43] This heat is no joke.

[03:51:44] Want me to do it?

[03:51:46] No, I got it.

[03:51:52] yeah TTS on

[03:52:03] okay

[03:52:08] TTS is on

[03:52:11] okay

[03:52:14] oh my god

[03:52:17] holy cards dude

[03:52:20] Yeah, there's no joke

[03:52:34] All right

[03:52:50] I earned a shit beer, come on, can you connect the Bluetooth to that engine?

[03:53:15] You just go to settings and you put the blue switch here, okay?

[03:53:22] Thank you.

[03:53:23] Yeah, but if you just click the blue button on that because there's like three other

[03:53:43] This

[03:54:13] I can't get it you go to Bluetooth click on click on the Bluetooth button on the

[03:54:25] speaker no no no like click it until it rings should make a noise like a demon

[03:54:33] side right yeah it does not make it like press it like you hold it

[03:54:40] Oh

[03:54:58] Trick our coconuts

[03:55:10] That's a little sour, ooh, sour, nah, nah, these are good, here we go.

[03:55:27] I am dead, why did Lacy just post your entire leave on this Instagram?

[03:55:55] Sound gone, man.

[03:55:57] What?

[03:56:07] Hell, Yugi.

[03:56:19] Oh, no.

[03:56:20] Not like a crazy amount.

[03:56:25] I'll tell you what, this shit is refreshing.

[03:56:38] Can you get the Jell-O one?

[03:56:45] God, I'm not looking forward to sleeping tonight.

[03:56:55] No, Lacey, you should sleep, oboes, but that rain excuse you got can stay the night.

[03:57:03] Fuck you.

[03:57:13] How y'all reach me?

[03:57:14] These coconuts are eight dollars a piece in Cali.

[03:57:26] Goddamn.

[03:57:27] That's good.

[03:57:28] Goddamn.

[03:57:29] Yeah, I think I'm drinking it too fast though.

[03:57:30] You are such a bitch.

[03:57:31] Yeah, I think I'm drinking it too fast though.

[03:57:41] Oh, it's such a desert.

[03:57:56] Yeah.

[03:57:58] I'll look.

[03:58:11] What do I look at?

[03:58:17] Ah, fuck.

[03:58:18] No, no.

[03:58:19] I can't.

[03:58:20] You're done.

[03:58:21] You're done?

[03:58:22] Oh, no, no.

[03:58:23] I can't save it.

[03:58:24] Save it.

[03:58:25] Because I think I dragged it too fast.

[03:58:26] Remember my hand's kind of light on my own.

[03:58:27] Please be seriously.

[03:58:28] I am still taking painkillers three days after watching shots of other animals.

[03:58:29] I'm not sure if I can save it.

[03:58:30] I can't save it.

[03:58:31] Save it.

[03:58:32] Save it.

[03:58:33] Because I think I dragged it too fast.

[03:58:34] Remember my hand's kind of light on my own.

[03:58:35] Please be seriously.

[03:58:36] Seriously, I am still taking paint colors three days after watching shots in public movie

[03:58:45] Amber

[03:59:01] Yo

[03:59:03] What the fuck?

[03:59:05] What could possibly be the fucking...

[03:59:09] What could possibly be the...

[03:59:11] Context, bro?

[03:59:19] Why?

[03:59:23] No, it doesn't. That's 300K views already?

[03:59:25] When did it post?

[03:59:27] Uh, two hours ago?

[03:59:29] Jesus, bro.

[03:59:31] What the fuck like what was the car she didn't happen to be like

[04:00:01] Yeah, you could have actually died.

[04:00:06] I know.

[04:00:07] The good news for Lacey is obese people live 15 to 30 days longer with no food.

[04:00:12] For real?

[04:00:13] Oh, because their fat just eats it, eats itself, right?

[04:00:16] Yeah, like me, I think, I think, eating the fat and the muscle.

[04:00:23] W, Lacey and L.U.G., why couldn't UG be as cool and calm as Lacey?

[04:00:29] No, he and Mori, the fuck out of Jason, are Yugi love you, Jane.

[04:00:33] It's fine.

[04:00:34] I think we're so good.

[04:00:35] How do you stay hard, even when the hard-rated?

[04:00:38] Yeah, I think, I think, I think we should do better.

[04:00:42] You can really see the energy difference with Lacey, compared to Yugi Chakaon.

[04:00:46] I fucking hate Yugi.

[04:00:49] Nah, Yugi's fine.

[04:00:50] What did he do? I didn't see him.

[04:00:51] Lacey gets very good.

[04:00:52] From me included.

[04:00:53] But he's such a good friend, and I think he's been a great visit for you, Jane.

[04:00:57] John, we miss Cocovo. Where is Coco?

[04:01:00] WWA, I don't know. It's so hot though.

[04:01:03] Whoa.

[04:01:07] Almost time to see the tide coming up.

[04:01:13] I'll see it. I got 30 minutes to go first, but that's what I'm gonna do now.

[04:01:17] So, how are your experiences here?

[04:01:42] Not fun.

[04:01:44] I don't know why today I just feel like the worst

[04:02:00] Adler

[04:02:07] One last huge word gather two people will let you get a lot of work also congratulations Jason

[04:02:15] Movie

[04:02:17] I should get a lot of wood.

[04:02:19] I should get a lot of wood.

[04:02:20] Yeah.

[04:02:21] I should be able to do it alone.

[04:02:23] Yeah.

[04:02:24] Oh my god.

[04:02:26] I'm looking so itchy.

[04:02:28] Dude, when I scratch my side, there's blackness in my nose.

[04:02:32] Yeah, your nose is red, dude.

[04:02:35] Your hair is black, too.

[04:02:37] Yeah, yeah.

[04:02:38] It's coming back, man.

[04:02:40] Should I keep it black?

[04:02:41] You don't need wood, jade, on a mouth.

[04:02:43] What do you want with you okay we gotta get food let's get some bar with what it

[04:03:06] what a week it's been that's like kind of crazy that that that out of this whole

[04:03:12] week that's the most

[04:03:20] she was swinging side to side of an elephant trunk

[04:03:25] I'll tell you what, she's been faked claiming this whole time

[04:03:28] I've been faked claiming like five, five and a half

[04:03:31] I am, bro

[04:03:32] if that's your shit soft and you said you're a grower

[04:03:36] she's probably eight, nine

[04:03:39] hell no

[04:03:41] It's not gonna hurt you, you know what I mean?

[04:03:43] Alright.

[04:03:44] She was served into the water to cool down like Mark's son.

[04:03:48] Also congrats on joining Sophie and Marlon in the big dick gang.

[04:03:52] It's the big three now literally.

[04:03:54] Big son.

[04:03:55] What were your first meal back then?

[04:03:58] What was your first meal back then?

[04:04:00] Are you eating here?

[04:04:02] In the city?

[04:04:03] Oh.

[04:04:04] I'm gonna do an A-list for you tonight.

[04:04:06] Aw.

[04:04:07] I'm probably gonna go on bars.

[04:04:08] Oh, it's a party.

[04:04:09] It's a party scene.

[04:04:10] Yeah.

[04:04:11] I heard Panama nightlife is crazy, so I might go back there with a little 3 hour nap, go

[04:04:15] live for the nightlife, and then I have a flight at like 6.55.

[04:04:18] Damn you, you better crank, you better crank 2 and 1, yeah?

[04:04:22] Yeah.

[04:04:23] And then I'm gonna hit my flight and stream as soon as I get back to.

[04:04:26] Jesus.

[04:04:27] You taking time off when you leave?

[04:04:29] Yes.

[04:04:30] You're being such a good friend.

[04:04:31] Did you tell H about the house?

[04:04:34] No, it's crazy.

[04:04:36] have I seen it before shit is getting too positive bring back newbie sending hate

[04:04:42] from New Jersey it's so nice like the yard like it's actually you might have

[04:04:46] the most ugly dog worst football team can't decide what car you want to look

[04:04:50] like a lesbian mom of three with a 45% body fat percent hey say you're not for

[04:04:55] my job I'll say you're not for my job not a house has an actual road clip of

[04:04:59] The coconut on Lacey's head is so fucking

[04:05:06] That was good, you did that on purpose bro. Oh

[04:05:23] Lacey you never read my one thousand bits

[04:05:25] I asked if my five gifted and bits was enough for this line down

[04:05:31] Yo, that shit fell hard as fuck on my head. Oh my god

[04:05:38] Dude watch how hard it falls

[04:05:44] Like a candy

[04:05:46] bang-doh

[04:05:48] Oh

[04:05:50] No, you actually died. Yes. Yes, bro. People got like you could have died

[04:05:55] I'm a fucking coconut

[04:05:57] But as team captain of baby carrot gang, you are the one

[04:06:00] That is the worst way to go out

[04:06:03] Is your head hurt?

[04:06:04] No, Nari Nail

[04:06:05] It did in the moment though

[04:06:07] Dude, that was like

[04:06:10] That was scary, I'm really scared

[04:06:12] Yo, it's the trunk video

[04:06:13] Huh?

[04:06:14] Yeah, let me see the trunk video

[04:06:20] Yo!

[04:06:21] Yo!

[04:06:22] That shit is slanging!

[04:06:24] Jason the Strong!

[04:06:26] Oh my God!

[04:06:28] That shit has a real...

[04:06:30] That's a mind of its own!

[04:06:32] Yo! Yo, what the fuck?

[04:06:34] No, that's some wicked crazy shit.

[04:06:36] What the fuck?

[04:06:38] Now I know why they call you Jason O'Ween.

[04:06:40] Damn.

[04:06:42] It gotta be the draws or something, bro.

[04:06:44] I should look quick.

[04:06:46] I'm not gonna do that.

[04:06:48] I'm not gonna do that.

[04:06:50] I'm not gonna do that.

[04:06:52] to draws or some bro much to look crazy

[04:06:56] ah

[04:06:58] mad girls in your DMs and you get back from your island bro

[04:07:02] you don't see that video

[04:07:04] nah man

[04:07:06] why does Jason think you can only fish at a certain time or tide during the day

[04:07:11] it's just easy

[04:07:13] it's easier to fish

[04:07:15] if you're on a boat it's easier to fish when the tide comes in

[04:07:18] Dude, that... that... that fucking thunder, bro.

[04:07:25] I know. It's coming soon.

[04:07:28] Like 600 more people to send a TTS through Streamlabs to hit 20k.

[04:07:33] How long you gonna take break for?

[04:07:36] Should we get some wood?

[04:07:37] Let's get some wood.

[04:07:38] Jason's is going to have an even harder time finding real people in his life

[04:07:42] because all of his and his huge Falcon cough also chat

[04:07:45] Make sure to hit 9Havi underscore for a free sub.

[04:07:49] It's Falconcock?

[04:07:52] Ain't no way they callin' you Falconcock.

[04:07:56] Can't remember my life, pal.

[04:07:59] Bruce said your print vat inflated by water. He just worried he got print mom.

[04:08:04] He also said you think I'd give a fuck if Lacey lived.

[04:08:08] Yeah, so I clipped up Bruce saying that he wishes my mom swallied me.

[04:08:12] That's crazy, that's crazy, bro.

[04:08:15] That's too crazy, baby.

[04:08:22] This is from the live action version of A Mice and Men where one guy needs his friends with

[04:08:27] a fat special needs friend and this looks like the answer whether he or she needs friends.

[04:08:36] Is that thunder or is it the sound of that huge weenie slapping me inside of EarthIs?

[04:08:42] I live in Panama, crazy nightlife for real.

[04:08:50] W.O.J.'s underwear must have came with his D.I.H. too.

[04:08:55] Jesus.

[04:09:00] Bro, genuinely your mentality is insane.

[04:09:03] I don't need to say shit about it, just look at you.

[04:09:06] This is an amazing marathon, you're insane.

[04:09:09] Chats gonna say D1, but it's the truth.

[04:09:11] truth suck his d about it you can't it's

[04:09:15] doing yeah lacy i will give you the

[04:09:18] krabby pete formula if you give me a

[04:09:20] slime guy some person who sent subs and

[04:09:22] 1000 bits vt w mother you didn't have to

[04:09:25] fucking unpack it i can't get it to you

[04:09:27] man

[04:09:28] lacy don't accidentally leave you shrimp

[04:09:30] on the island and try to redeem yourself

[04:09:32] from the sub-a-thon leaf l prince

[04:09:35] i'm a grower now i never claimed to be a

[04:09:37] show or billy thank you for the clip of

[04:09:38] you falling to see is just look at your

[04:09:40] in box on TT.

[04:09:42] What I cook in a clip is so funny.

[04:09:46] That one's too moisturized.

[04:09:48] This one?

[04:09:50] Yeah.

[04:09:51] You can get it.

[04:09:52] You've been told these aren't real friends and aren't real brothers.

[04:09:55] Y'all all sticking together as a family has been so great.

[04:09:58] Up and up from here boys.

[04:10:00] But these are good.

[04:10:02] Hell of snakes.

[04:10:04] If you listen closely, you can hear the mic picking up Jason's huge hog snack in his

[04:10:10] leg when he walks along.

[04:10:12] What the fuck?

[04:10:14] Trying to move this out of the way, so that's easier.

[04:10:18] What the fuck?

[04:10:22] Hey Lacey, I'm really proud of you and all the effort you've put into losing weight.

[04:10:31] It's nice to be more confident and happier with yourself.

[04:10:36] Thank you, girl.

[04:10:37] We've been on a journey.

[04:10:38] You lost hell of a weight.

[04:10:42] Fuck me, man.

[04:10:54] The little ones is you're good off the little ones.

[04:10:56] That's enough.

[04:10:57] It's time.

[04:10:58] Fat ass logs.

[04:10:59] fat like medium fat that's pretty good the thicker yes that's good

[04:11:09] yo bro that's good

[04:11:29] When's your Uber? What do you mean, when's my Uber?

[04:11:39] You think Jews just fucking watchin', eatin' food right now?

[04:11:42] Oh my God, Jews definitely just chillin', like, you know, like candy and the devil

[04:11:46] Oh

[04:12:08] Jason coughed jump insert lacy fast joke

[04:12:16] Jason, there's something right below you. Oh wait, that's her giant pack of uberthans.

[04:12:25] Lacey, give me it now. I'm going to get Jason to slap you with his horse sword.

[04:12:32] little failure

[04:12:44] Yeah

[04:12:48] We came I could do a trip back and then get more trip get like hallowed

[04:12:58] Just keep collecting I'll be right back

[04:13:02] I'm going to lose my give out soon.

[04:13:32] I don't know.

[04:13:47] It's easy.

[04:13:48] in the beginning everyone said, lemme see, now everyone blazing his elephant feet, sun.

[04:14:14] Jason, you should spearfish tonight. Swim out deep into the ocean using that propeller

[04:14:23] between your legs and catch some fish.

[04:14:29] It's hot. Insanely hot.

[04:14:34] Your legs give out. At least you've got a third leg to hook on.

[04:14:41] You've got a third leg to lock on.

[04:14:43] Bitch.

[04:14:46] Even thicker is good.

[04:14:48] Pause.

[04:14:49] Hey, Lacey Faze Banks here.

[04:14:50] It's nice to see you during Jason on the island.

[04:14:53] It's good to see that our brotherhood still remains strong.

[04:14:56] I know you guys are looking for a new house

[04:14:58] and was wondering if you wanted to move in with me instead.

[04:15:03] So he said sword fight when you get back.

[04:15:05] What?

[04:15:06] Jason, maybe you can use that anaconda as a thundercock to reach the really high coconut.

[04:15:15] That's a good luck.

[04:15:22] Nice and thick.

[04:15:32] Use the fishing pole next time you fish.

[04:15:34] You deserve at least two fish.

[04:15:36] You were on day six.

[04:15:46] Before Lacey was the elephant.

[04:15:48] Now Jason is the one with elephant trunks.

[04:15:54] I'll lower you.

[04:15:57] All right.

[04:15:58] I'm going to bring this back.

[04:16:02] bro Jason Lacey left like an hour ago who are you talking to are you hallucinating

[04:16:11] it's a good log right here

[04:16:17] damn nice wood y'all should do Alaska next yo you should

[04:16:24] Nothing. It's sword fight.

[04:16:26] You're gonna hold this one?

[04:16:34] Hey Jason, it's Archie. When you come back I want that big wing and get that fat rail off the island recently.

[04:16:40] Sure.

[04:16:42] Fuck! You fucking hit in my head on shit!

[04:16:45] Yeah.

[04:16:54] You should be stacked up for the rest of the time again.

[04:17:13] Nah.

[04:17:14] No?

[04:17:15] I don't think you understand how much wood I need.

[04:17:18] Like...

[04:17:19] At least today, no?

[04:17:21] Nah.

[04:17:22] I need more like medium sized sticks.

[04:17:24] One more, one more, one more, Lacey.

[04:17:28] One more, sure.

[04:17:30] Like medium-sized.

[04:17:37] These?

[04:17:38] Yeah.

[04:17:44] Lacey, would you ever make breast cancer

[04:17:46] being tap-tap for breast cancer moment?

[04:17:48] Yes.

[04:17:49] Lacey here, I'm gonna fix my bed.

[04:17:52] Thank you.

[04:17:54] We all love the christ gaming shit, but no lies.

[04:18:00] Seeing y'all be so genuine with each other and doing shit like this is so great.

[04:18:05] W-Centure.

[04:18:06] W-Month.

[04:18:07] Damn it.

[04:18:08] Damn it.

[04:18:18] I'm putting a leaf under my bed making more comfy.

[04:18:46] Ugh, dishes, fucking hell.

[04:19:16] So glad Red Bull sent out Gypsie Rose to protect Jason the Moose from falling coconut.

[04:19:36] The scale is one for ten. How bad do you have to do me?

[04:19:48] Thank you, bro.

[04:19:54] Maybe...

[04:19:56] ...get a little bit more of a cushion.

[04:19:58] I'm still here Jack.

[04:20:13] Tired bro.

[04:20:14] Oh shit.

[04:20:15] What?

[04:20:16] oh shit what I really hope it isn't thunder rain was suck I know

[04:20:46] Yeah, they should feed audio there.

[04:21:01] I'm coming.

[04:21:06] What did you just say, man?

[04:21:11] I don't think you can hear me through this.

[04:21:13] I whispered something into the mic and they didn't even hear me through this.

[04:21:18] Freaky shit.

[04:21:19] I said type of XDD if you hear me.

[04:21:23] Damn bro.

[04:21:26] What time does your boat leave?

[04:21:31] I said three.

[04:21:33] No.

[04:21:34] What's that?

[04:21:36] Who dad just leave?

[04:21:39] I don't know.

[04:21:41] No, man.

[04:21:51] It's not even if I told you so.

[04:21:53] I've got feet in the water.

[04:21:57] Yeah.

[04:21:58] Kind of like a refresh.

[04:22:00] Yeah.

[04:22:03] Okay.

[04:22:06] Let's go, yeah?

[04:22:11] I'll go this way.

[04:22:21] I almost died.

[04:22:34] Oh shit.

[04:22:36] See the tide coming in?

[04:22:37] What's that?

[04:22:38] What?

[04:22:39] It's just the rocks.

[04:22:40] Oh, I thought they were on the fucking way out, didn't you?

[04:22:46] You gotta see what I drew.

[04:22:50] Chats spamming stay the night, Lacey. You're going to make Jason cry tonight.

[04:22:57] You gotta go, Chats.

[04:23:00] Lacey, what's that brown stain on the back of your pants?

[04:23:03] Nothing!

[04:23:05] No, where'd it go?

[04:23:07] Damn, that's high-tech, eh?

[04:23:10] Wait!

[04:23:11] The tide took it?

[04:23:13] Chet, where did it go?

[04:23:15] The tide might have taken it, bro.

[04:23:17] That looks like your drawing stick right there, huh?

[04:23:20] I didn't use a stick, I used my fingers.

[04:23:22] Where'd you draw?

[04:23:24] Off the way.

[04:23:26] I'm going to get you.

[04:23:28] I'm going to get you.

[04:23:30] I'm going to get you.

[04:23:32] I'm going to get you.

[04:23:34] I'm going to get you.

[04:23:36] I'm going to get you.

[04:23:38] That's all you, bro.

[04:23:50] Not trying to take my shoes off.

[04:23:55] Yeah.

[04:23:56] Okay, I'm telling you, you gotta give your feet the same amount.

[04:23:58] You gotta put it in the water. I promise it'll cool your whole body down.

[04:24:04] Oh my gosh.

[04:24:06] Yeah.

[04:24:08] Oh my god, bro. It's like someone fucking hit me right here.

[04:24:12] Dude, I can't put my feet in the water. This thing is too bad.

[04:24:17] Everything stinks.

[04:24:18] It's $16.

[04:24:19] Everything hurts dude Found it

[04:24:49] You don't want to get that checked out.

[04:24:52] Yeah, I got one more day, bro.

[04:24:55] This is Rome.

[04:24:56] Yeah.

[04:24:57] It's your boat, man.

[04:24:58] I'll send you off.

[04:24:59] I don't know.

[04:25:00] It said 3-5.

[04:25:01] It's you not coming?

[04:25:05] This is gonna be the roughest night.

[04:25:21] Goodbye!

[04:25:26] It's cold! It's cold! Imagine what hope never comes!

[04:25:36] You know what you gotta do? Even if you don't keep her, you gotta take Koka and you gotta

[04:25:47] make sure she has a family. Yeah.

[04:25:49] She can't live on this island. No, she can't.

[04:25:51] What does she need? Coconuts?

[04:25:53] So, yeah, she died actually. I feel her too.

[04:26:06] Yeah, bro.

[04:26:10] Hello darkness my old friend.

[04:26:16] What are you doing to the fish?

[04:26:19] Huh?

[04:26:20] The fish.

[04:26:23] What the fuck is that?

[04:26:29] It's a fake fucking fish.

[04:26:30] That was the fish I caught.

[04:26:33] Is it?

[04:26:35] Fake fucking fish.

[04:26:37] You're strapping up, bro?

[04:26:40] How big of a donation is required for you to stay tonight with Jason?

[04:26:49] It's not Stan, Shia.

[04:26:50] It's okay.

[04:26:51] It's okay.

[04:26:52] I understand the real reason. I'm not is because Jason completed the first six days

[04:27:00] By himself. Yeah, I cannot I

[04:27:04] Hate to use the word but I cannot let Nikki this feet for him by spending the night facts facts I

[04:27:11] Agree, bro. Plus. I also don't watch it because this shit is fucking miserable

[04:27:15] But I do want to actually applaud you man. This is

[04:27:18] I'm very impressed by your willpower and your discipline because this shit is crazy.

[04:27:22] Oh my god, they're leaving without you, gang.

[04:27:25] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[04:27:31] To take Poco all you need in a dewormer, rabies vaccine, and vest signature.

[04:27:37] Get a dewormer for your ass too.

[04:27:40] Hey Lacey, I am the boat guy. See you tomorrow, large ass.

[04:27:45] Oh my god he's gone.

[04:27:47] Why is he not coming back?

[04:27:50] Hey!

[04:27:51] Let's walk, let's walk.

[04:27:52] That feeling when you're trying to leave your homeless friend island with the uber boat ain't here.

[04:28:01] Hoka ain't making it out the hole.

[04:28:05] You got this Jay. One more night.

[04:28:07] One more.

[04:28:08] One more night.

[04:28:09] One more.

[04:28:10] Damn, my man.

[04:28:11] One more half day.

[04:28:13] And then you're free.

[04:28:15] Yeah.

[04:28:17] I'm right at the finish line.

[04:28:20] It's so exhausting.

[04:28:21] You were right there.

[04:28:22] I thought yesterday I was exhausted, but today is like a different time.

[04:28:25] You gotta make sure you keep a positive attitude and look at the silver lining.

[04:28:32] You have sticks so you can have a fire.

[04:28:35] You know where the snails are at.

[04:28:38] You have an extra coconut for water.

[04:28:41] Yep.

[04:28:42] And it's just one more sleep

[04:28:45] That boat's gonna come pick you up tomorrow

[04:28:48] We're gonna go to drink a big fucking gallon of water. I

[04:28:51] Really hope I'm not sick home and Bob's gonna say

[04:28:56] I never won I

[04:28:59] Just hope I'm not sick

[04:29:02] Yeah, bro, I appreciate you today, bro. I'm dead ass. I don't think I could have made it without you

[04:29:08] Do this day? I want to make you make it easier

[04:29:12] See you were struggling

[04:29:15] I was in my mind hoping that you came I told you I would I told you it's during that shit

[04:29:25] And it looks like you

[04:29:29] Yeah

[04:29:33] It's very far away check damn

[04:29:38] Damn

[04:29:42] done six days six nights all you need is his last night one more night and

[04:29:56] then you're free

[04:29:58] me hug bro dirty slug but I appreciate you

[04:30:03] You got this man. I believe in you. All right, bro

[04:30:14] This fat fuck is that a Pringles can

[04:30:20] You bitch

[04:30:23] I'll make a tweet up getting y'all shots of Jason and

[04:30:27] You got this for one more. I

[04:30:31] See you, bro

[04:30:33] Damn, I'm about to see him off.

[04:30:39] Picture?

[04:30:40] Yeah.

[04:30:43] W.W. Loutnall.

[04:30:53] Alright, we're going better.

[04:30:58] Goodbye Lacey.

[04:30:59] I

[04:31:03] Miss you, bro

[04:31:12] No

[04:31:18] Fuck

[04:31:25] I'll say hi for by

[04:31:30] One more

[04:31:34] Goodbye Lacey

[04:31:37] Goodbye

[04:31:39] Get home safe

[04:31:45] Hey Joe go fuck yourself

[04:31:52] I love you, bro, you don't know how much this meant to me

[04:31:59] One more day, goodbye Lacey, goodbye!

[04:32:25] Wow.