Lacy
✨ BACK IN LA ✨ INJURED FROM COCONUT ACCIDENT ✨ LATE NIGHT VIBES ✨ PULL UP AND CHILL ✨
02-21-2026 · 5h 25m
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Why are y'all laughing at me?
So what happened to your leg?
I'll tell you what happened to my leg.
the coconut hit me in the head and I fell clearly I sprayed my ankle too when I fell I twisted my ankle
your ass was on that eyelid for three hours son yeah I was on the eyelid for three hours
I was extremely sustained, real injuries.
I have a concussion, I have a sprained neck,
I have a broken middle finger,
which is why I have this whole cast on.
I have a dislocated ankle from when I fell and twisted it,
after the coconut hit me in the head.
And I also have severe, severe redness in my face
due to all the injuries, as you can see.
I don't know how my face got so red,
I don't know what happened out on that island,
but that shit is no joke.
It's not a joke,
and it's not something to be playing around with.
Mister, make everything about you.
Try to walk without the crutches.
I can't, bro, I hurt my ankle.
I literally can't.
This is what happens when I try.
Ow!
That's what happens when I try to walk without the crutches
and y'all want to be a bunch of fucking assholes.
Y'all want to be a bunch of assholes
just to try to see me hurt.
This happened to this dude after three hours.
Imagine him for seven days.
Thanks, bro.
So this is what I'm going to have to do with all day today.
I don't know how long those injuries are going to last either.
Deadass don't know how long those injuries are going
to last either, so you just got up fine.
these injuries as real as your torn ACL.
Yo, why are y'all on my meat?
No, no, no, because this is mad disrespectful.
I hurt myself in an in this position because of you guys.
I wanted to make the best content possible.
I wanted to put my life on the line, go into that island.
For you guys and support my friend
and y'all want to see here and make fun of me
because I got injured.
Did y'all see the coconut that fell on my head?
The speed of velocity it fell with?
I was not a joke.
People die from coconut attacks every single year,
all the time, multiple times a year.
I'm lucky I'm alive right now.
Get ass.
Now let's get into the reactions, bro.
Let's get into the reactions.
Why did Darla send the reaction?
I could do all that stuff by the way in rock really guys don't want to show you all yet
One of you gonna do another one of these this stream was top five.
I don't know.
Got you.
Why is Darla just sending TikToks?
Yo why is she sending me rockin' league edits bro?
That's actually a fire forever friends, hold on.
I will see you in my heart, for the first time that you came, I told you I will see you.
I told you I will see you.
Look, there's a vaccine.
Keep down your guard.
So you can have a faith in them.
Have a faith in them.
Then I'll have these clothes.
Share them with soft clothes.
And then rose with my hands.
I love you, man.
You know, all this is meant to me.
WJ, man. WJ, brah.
Hey, shout out to Jason.
Congratulations.
He officially finished the Seven Day Island Challenge.
I'll tell you guys, you guys, this is what happened to me
after I was there for three hours,
so I can't imagine.
Jason's probably in the hospital right now.
Very, very tough.
Very great marathon, honestly, in my opinion.
in my opinion, this should 100% win the series of the year or event of the year at the Schrodinger Awards.
It was honestly insane seeing how he was living out there was crazy. So big shout out to Jason. Not
a lot of people in the world could do that. It takes a lot of discipline, like a being for real.
And all the people hating and discrediting it, saying like, oh, he had a supply drop the first
day. Oh, he did this, he did that. No, fuck you. You sound like an idiot, dude.
Surviving on your own in 90 degree heat,
having to live off coconut water and fish
that you got for yourself for seven days sleeping outside,
like that's not something that's easy.
Not to mention he's a multi-millionaire
that drives a Maybach, he didn't have to do it.
But I also saw a clip of Jason saying
that if he does it again, he wants to do it with someone.
I'm down.
I'm pay.
I'm down to do a survival challenge, bro.
Me personally, I think I can survive out there
in the wilderness, no matter what type of desert it is,
what type of biome, whether it's Antarctics,
whether it's the desert, whether it's a jungle,
any type of shit, I'm out there and I'm surviving, bro.
This happened to you after three hours.
You're injured in a body cast after three hours.
And then we just somehow go into this, bro!
And we all appreciate how handsome Two Slimey is.
["King of L.A." playing in the background.]
Yeah.
Mind you, he's the king of L.A.
Like, I guess a king can't get injured?
What?
I can't get a fucking injury
Yo, did they get the Rizzler fried what kind of question did they get the Rizzler stoned?
Ain't no way Lovescape the Rizma read.
They say, new to the stream, why do you have a cast on?
Basically, if you're new to the stream, the reason I have a cast on is because I actually
suffered a very serious life-threatening injury when I was on Island.
Could have lost my life.
I'm a superhero still live so.
We have to make it see more.
We break out so they can see more.
They breathe water, and then they can't.
So probably they can't see it.
So you think they can see air.
Everybody has to have air.
Oh, you know what? There you go. You're back to watch.
The number to work.
How much would someone have to give you to eat one of these?
What the fuck even is that?
What even is that?
Chicken feet, I'm not going to lie, I'd probably try one of these for free.
I'd probably try one of these for free.
Do you remember this intro?
Oh my gosh, this was backward me and Ron would just sit in discord calls with Dean and Brandon
all day.
Classics, classics.
about something in whining this stream over under four and a half.
I want to congratulate Lacey.
I want to say congratulations to LeBron James for all wondrous, lustrous
career. No.
Four-time champion, four-time leading VP, went to 10 NBA Finals.
Your role was phenomenal, my brother.
No.
It was something special.
Hey, LeBron really had a crazy career, dude.
Top three career ever.
Top three career ever.
And I'm gonna be honest, now that LeBron, cause let's be honest, LeBron's not the
face of the NBA anymore, right?
LeBron is not the face of the NBA anymore.
He's slowly winding down.
He's still good, but he's not the face of the NBA anymore.
He's not the best player in the league.
And I'm going to be honest, I've been seeing a lot of bullshit
on my timeline recently.
I've been seeing a lot of bullshit on my timeline
recently.
Can somebody, no, no, no, no, can we actually, this
actually piss me off.
This is something I genuinely want to talk about,
because it actually makes me upset seeing this.
It actually makes me upset seeing this.
And I'm not a little bitch.
I'm not a baby. I'm not a baby.
I'm gonna find a clip. I'm gonna find the clip.
I'm gonna find the clip.
This right here.
Can we just watch this absolute preposterous-y?
Kudnam is SGA, in whatever order, in these top three.
SGA, Gannis, SGA, Gannis, Yonkich,
and guess who's right there next, after them,
is K. Kudnam.
K. Kudnam has just leaked fraud,
lucadotus for his top five pleasant.
What?
What?
In what universe?
the NBA in my eyes. J. L. Brown is in that conversation right now as well. You know what?
Forget the point that he went getting a 40-piece-all flex. It's the eight rebounds. It's the 13 assists
and Kate Cuddenham plays both sides of the basketball. Brother, brother, brother,
I'm, I'm a lot. You lost me, Kendrick. You lost me.
We are saying that Kate is better than Luca because he had one game.
He had a one good game.
That phenomenal fantastic great game for Kate is a regular game for Luca.
That's a regular game for Luca.
I'm tired of the Luke bro.
Luca gets disrespected crazy.
It's not D1.
Look at Luca's stats.
Look at what Luca's averaging right now.
Luca stats.
Luca is averaging 33 points a game,
eight rebounds in nine assists.
What?
What are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
Cade is not better than Luca.
Cade is not better than Luca.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
And this brings me to my next point is now that LeBron is slowly winding down and
LeBron's going to be out of the league within the next two, three years.
And people are going to be mad that I'm saying this.
Luca is the face of the league.
Luca is the face of the NBA.
It's that simple.
Luca is the face of the NBA.
He is.
He truly is.
He truly is.
And Luca should be the front runner for MVP right now,
but he gets disrespected.
Luca should be the front runner for MVP,
but he gets disrespected.
Luca dropped 38 points, 11 assists
and six rebounds last night.
Almost equivalent to the game that Cade dropped,
that Cade had against the Knicks
that everybody was freaking out about.
Luca does it on a nightly basis.
Fuck out of here with that bullshit, bro.
Fuck out of here with that bullshit.
Luca's the best player in the NBA.
And they're lucky I'm not in the league.
I'll tell you that much too.
They're lucky I'm not in the league.
Okay, I actually want to ask, no, no, no, I'm sorry to continue the segment.
Name me, chat, name me five players better than Luca right now.
Name me five players in the NBA that you would rather have on your team than Luca
right now.
Jalen Brunson, no.
Yolkic, not right now, no.
Kyrie, no.
Jalen Brown, no.
Wemby?
No, no, I'm not, I'm not, here's my point,
is if you put me, if you put me in a draft right now,
in the NBA, not in a draft, but like,
if you gave me a team and said you could pick one player
from the entire league to lead your team to the finals,
I'm taking Shea or Luca.
Shea or Luca.
I'm taking Shea or Luca.
Is that simple?
Like there's tears to this Shea.
There's this tear where there's Shea and Luca
and then there's the tear below
which is like Aunt Yokech, Halibur in.
I
Met to say Cade I meant to say Cade I meant to say Cade I meant to say Cade not halloween. I meant to say Cade. I meant to say Cade
I'm not rage beating
Yokech is better than SGA and that's how I know this shit, he doesn't know any ball
knowledge.
Y'all have zero ball knowledge bro.
Nothing on God's view.
Ironic, it's not ironic at all.
You guys have zero ball knowledge.
Let me see what I missed up on here.
today, buddy. I'm dead ass on this.
Holy!
W edits, man, W edits!
W edits.
This edit is fire.
I saw this one!
Oh, what is this song though?
Alright, Shay, you guys can probably hum with this.
There's been this song stuck in my head, and I know how it goes, but I don't know what
it's called.
And I only know like a small part of it if I sing it. Can you guys tell me what's called?
It goes like this I
Said
Yo, don't make fun of me just tell me what it's called. It's not too slimy
Bro, you guys have to know what song I'm talking about it goes. He goes. He goes. Oh, yes. I said
Oh my god, sparks? Cold play. Sparks, cold, sparks. There's no way. There's no way y'all
Is that it?
It's been bugging me all day.
Is this it?
Is it?
That's what I know
I promise you this
I always look out for you
That's what I do
It is!
Why are you guys saying son?
Bro, that was good singing by me.
and I was pretty good singing.
Now I was pretty good singing.
We gotta get the Eurus back.
Okay, this might be some hatership
that I don't expect you all to understand.
I don't like the Eurus.
It's literally that simple.
It's literally that simple.
I would rather, okay.
The interior of a Eurus I don't like.
It doesn't have a big iPad.
It doesn't have a big iPad in it.
It doesn't have like good technology in my opinion.
Like, are you 12?
Bro, what I'm trying to say is I,
at this point in my life,
I care more about the interior
and the comfortability of the car I'm driving
than the name, brand or the look.
Like the look.
You know what I'm saying?
I care more if I'm comfortable driving my car
and having a good time
than if it's a Lamborghini Urus.
You know what I'm trying to say?
Like, look at the interior of a Lamborghini Urus, bro.
Interior of Urus.
Of Uranus, what the fuck?
Like, bro, where is the screen?
Look at this tiny little ass iPad, bro.
Look at this little ass iPad.
And the one I had, it didn't even have carplay.
It didn't even have Bluetooth carplay.
I had to plug my phone in in my Eurus
in order to get it to work to connect to music
and show me the directions.
I don't like that.
That's not convenient for me.
No shit, it was a 2019.
It was a 2021.
It was a 2021.
But still, the Eurus is a great, is a nice car, okay?
Luke showing off one of Lacey's core memories.
Okay, fun fact to your chat.
I don't have an original story to show you before, but basically this is the hot tub
I'll put my penis on and I would sit right on the edge right here and there was a jet as you can see the jets
Moving the water right here. There's a jet right there
And I would literally just put the tip of my dick right on a jet
Turn to the side a little bit and it would hit it perfect spot every time it was amazing
This shit just makes me a JC stream even more since it didn't happen with the whole group
Maybe they can do the homecoming idea as a duo Lacey visits Arlington and Jason visits Erie
I'm not gonna take Jason the eerie bra. I don't want to put him in like harm's way
I guess I color I
I guess so he got me a tiara and a crown and crayons do a little bike segment
today not a bad shout see I would love to do a little bike segment but I don't
think I can ride the bike with my injuries that I sustained this weekend
I really don't think I can ride I really don't think I can go on it and
ride it with the injuries that I sustained
No, I never got the drink meal, bro
Stop being such a little bitch
Would five gifted magically fix your arm. I don't know dude a hundred gets in my magically fix me. I don't know
His song blowing up right now. Wait, he had 350,000 viewers
Holy shit
Wait, what was going, oh my God, Chad, this just reminded me.
I watched this show on Netflix.
Over the past two days, I binge-watched it, okay?
Let me know if y'all have seen it.
It's called 112326, I believe.
I believe that's what it's called.
Yes, or no, 112363.
It's called 112363.
This is it. This is this is the show right here. Have y'all seen this show or no?
You watch the most dog shit shows ever
No, it's not about Charlie Kirk, what are you talking about bro?
Listen, I
I highly recommend y'all watch this show.
It's a very, very good show.
Basically, I'll give you all the gist.
This guy right here, I'm not sure his name,
but he also plays the Green Goblin, I think.
He finds like a time machine,
and he tries to travel back in time
to save JFK from getting assassinated.
It's not a spoiler.
That is what I just said to y'all
That was literally the definition of the description of the bio in the show.
Supporting what?
I don't understand.
What did I mean?
Wait, what I don't understand what I miss
Bro want to be Epstein I'm 14 almost 15 at JDX Monchill
There's no way we got JDX Mon files
You're an offline chat flirting with e-girls. Brother, she said you want to be Epstein.
sleep glitch.
If you even say that you heard me say that, and you're here, you are genuinely just like
Stupid, bro. You are just stupid.
You did. In the song, Kendrick Lamar says, little baby helps you get your lingo up.
That's what I said. Lingo up. Listen.
I was singing the lyrics of the song where he says lingo up.
Now, you just ripped it.
Next stream, can you wear a bulletproof vest and get shot?
I was actually going to do that for a sub goal, but that's too much.
Wait, would you even get hurt if you wore a bulletproof vest?
Who smelled the worst, Ron after the white room
or Jason on the island?
All right, y'all all my honest answer?
I'm not even showing you when I say this.
Ron smelled the worst after his five days in the white room
than Jason seven day on island.
I'm not even kidding, I'm not kidding.
I don't know how it's possible, I'm not kidding.
When Ron came out of that white room,
he was a walking stink bomb.
He smelled like B.O. and then he made me smell his balls, which is disgusting, bro.
Jason just had like a musty, smoky, fishy scent.
I couldn't even describe it.
It was something I've never smelled before.
I've got a question about time caps.
I bought four.
They could be the same one.
It couldn't be the same one, just because it's just fully like, you know, like you don't know what you're going to get.
Jason X Lacey, five days surviving in the jungle?
What is the jungle considered though?
I'm going to be honest, this would be easy facts on my soul.
This would be easy if if you put you guys take cap if you put me and Jason in the jungle
With a hunting knife on my soul, we would have a river or a lake for water, facts.
We would be able to hunt and kill animals for our food and then cook them on the fire.
Bro, you're gonna get eaten by a lion?
It depends where in the jungle you put me.
Lacey, if he genuinely never donated the clicks.
Yo, this is some hater shit, bruh!
First off, I was already doing this before I donated the clicks.
I was already making shit at Panera Bread.
Yo, Lisi, you got his back since you're king at LA?
Wait, what happened?
Type way Max speaks on NBA young boy dissing him.
Wait, Max and young boy are beefing?
Clap for a thousand gifted.
Oh, you got jokes, huh?
You got jokes telling me to clap for 1,000 gifted when you see that I'm clearly in a
neck brace and a cast.
You want to tell me clap for 1,000 gifted because you know I can't lift my, my hand
up to clap.
Oh, you got jokes now, huh?
That's funny to you.
You want me to clap for 1,000 gifted?
I'll take my thousand gifted now I'll take my thousand gifted now I'll take my thousand
gifted now yeah tell me to clap for a thousand gift because you see me in an injury I just
How about the thousand where's a thousand get to that? Hey, where's a thousand get to that? Where's a thousand get to that?
Just click the stream. What are you doing?
So sorry to the first time chatters, bro
What did I just walk into all right my father was born a fat ass, bro
Oh my gosh, I have to tell you guys something. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be telling this.
So I no longer... Go ahead, get your sats away Bob's ready.
I no longer will be smoking weed on stream.
Yeah.
So what happened was we were talking to,
I'm not gonna say who,
I'm not gonna say what,
I might've been gonna give a little hint,
but we were talking to a potential future collaborator
for Tap Caps.
And they said that they're very interested,
they really love what we're doing.
And the only thing that worries them
is me smoking weed on stream.
So I was like to move, fuck man, this sucks bro.
So I said straight up, I was like, listen, I'm not,
I told the other guys, right?
I told them, I'm like, listen bro, I'm not changing
my content, but I smoke weed on stream maybe twice
month if that so I could I could stop smoking weed on stream you know here and
there bro got injured by falling on himself how does that even have to do
like what does that even have to do what does that even have to do with bro
you're a sellout so it's a sellout so that's a sellout to y'all that's a
sell out to y'all because I because I want my brand to be successful so I'm
not gonna smoke weed on stream once a month nice yes fuck you have you listened
to baby Keem's new album is it good
It's really good. Okay, let me get a quick listen to the couple songs.
I was done with the rain, again, I never hauled a line, it's too much to maintain, I basically
have my foot in the car when I drive-
Okay, I mean, it might be the intro.
I
We need you to be our QB one and win us the game.
Iceman.
Why is it me?
Is that water burger?
Yeah, y'all think this car is good looking?
What are you doing, Drew?
Yo, maybe like take care of me or something?
I don't know.
Gotta react to this masterpiece.
Ow!
Stop!
Ow! Stop! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop!
You injured.
Ow!
You're a fucking asshole!
Dude, he's just abusing my entries.
Oh
No way did a 360 swap 180
I should make a little montage like this a little trick shot a montage
That's tough shout out rug for the montage
W tap caps helping silky dirt his over allegations
I think Lacey's cut the, but I should be working, but I should be stopping you from doing that shit.
Shout out Wood. I'm not going to do an eating montage, bro.
Would Lacey survive on the island for six to seven days? Yes, I would. Yes, I would.
Max Schropp, the new song?
Weren't you worried about everybody else?
Go where I said, where I said
Weren't you worried about yourself?
You knew what about your dad?
What about your dad?
Oh, brother, you got friends on me
You look like she can say, yeah
That's not my theme song
Saw that
Don't fuck with me
Are we gonna pull up on you
Blank
Who were to EP
I did not
Okay
I did not put this caption as this picture
Someone in the chat put this caption as the picture
That was not me
That was not me
Wait, what?
Wait, is this Ron and Marlon Song?
Age restricted.
Watch on YouTube.
Is it good?
Is it good?
I think it's so good.
I'll see you.
I fucking hate you!
Yo!
Is this switch or anything or is it just...
What color is that?
That's lace!
Okay
Okay, okay, little love song, not about shout, not bad, not bad, not bad, at least he go
and get the dog.
I'm not going to lie.
Look at the line.
You were not to, I guess we didn't all take pictures like this back in the day.
I guess we didn't all take pictures like this and posted them a story for the huzz back
in the day.
We were all doing this.
We were all taking pictures with a dog filter, sticking our tongue out, and saying
it's in a huzz back in the day, right?
This was for the huzz.
Yes, this right here. This was probably like sixth, maybe like seventh grade, maybe sixth grade.
This was for like the sixth, this was for the husband back in the day, bruh.
Facts.
Finish the song.
Tighten up!
Ooh, you tight-knit bitch!
Tighten up!
There, now!
Gimme one of that!
I'm gonna jump you in the bitch!
Fuck you!
I'm gonna fuck you up when I see you pussy!
You're not a pussy, bitch!
Fuck you, tight-knit!
Right!
You piece of fucking bitch!
I'm not trying to call you all, but he...
Yeah!
He's trying to call me.
He just won't answer any of your calls.
Is that a laze?
Yo, laze, you are way too good at that, bro.
Laze is way too good at that, bro. Hot chips versus hot Pepsi.
I'm going to do a show first, my chips from Keto, and I'm going to do Pepsi, and what's
have a never
Bro, all you need to stop making up these random fucking inventions, bro
See told y'all we all used to do this
We all used to do this
The Arizona Senate has passed a bill to rename a highway to the Charlie Kirk highway
Okay
Sub-5 femboy trying to camera max
Yeah, this is bad
Drew just got camera mug
He was true. So you're let me illustrate Drew was trying to use a sub five femboy and was trying to camera match
Magalays, but lays absolutely frame on him
What a fooling breath what a fooling dude laser's camera frame on drew speed stress this is 2026
Y'all
What happened to your arm
Shit my pants twice today hashtag for you page hashtag change my diaper
It's Japanese y'all it's Japanese
it's Japanese ok mega nice it means I have no money it's Japanese I miss
anything
6, 6, 6.
Started off good too, bro.
Started off good too, bro.
Why are y'all pointing and laughing at me?
I don't think I miss anything.
Oh, JDX1 said, wait, that's a girl.
What's good, fine shit?
You wanna be Epstein on 14, almost 15 at JDX1, nice.
I think I got everything. I guess you're surviving this, Lacy.
Ever wondered which of the most dangerous animals lurking within the Amazon rainforests?
Prepare yourself for a journey into the heart of this enigmatic world where it will reveal
the top which is long but bro these it okay let me see these animals packs of
half pain and temporary paralysis earning it a fierce what is it the
small bullet and I guess I'm scared of a little baby and it's a powerful punch
with its sting often compared to being shot its venom causes intense pain and
temporary paralysis earning it a fearsome reputation in the Amazon what
after hearing about its sting you'll definitely want to steer clear of this
At number eight, we meet the Brazilian wandering spider.
Known for its potent venom, this spider is a serious threat.
Its bite can cause severe pain, and in some cases, even death.
Remember, this eight-legged critter is not one to trifle with.
Slipping into our number seven spot is the green anaconda.
Oh, the green anaconda?
See, that one seems like something I don't want to fuck with.
That one seems like something I don't want to fuck with.
Jason already has that.
What the fuck do you mean Jason already has that?
This heavyweight reptile, known for its incredible length and girth, is an apex predator in the
-
You're talking about my dish?
Its powerful coils can subdue even the toughest prey.
This is one snake you wouldn't want to cross paths with.
Okay.
Shocking its way to number six is the electric eel.
This serpentine swimmer can generate a jolting sick-
Yo, how is an electric eel in the Amazon rainforest?
Please explain that to me.
Please explain how an electric eel is in the Amazon rainforest.
Who's live at the house here?
Wait, I hear someone screaming.
Who's live here?
Oh, no.
It's nobody?
Nobody
Check T for what about T foo
Holy fuck T PUS 300 K
Holy shit T foo
No, you're crazy. Wait, is it like a big arc of it?
You're gonna use your knuckle.
Drop me.
I'm gonna flash.
Dead.
Dead.
300k viewers.
400k.
Lazy fuck off.
Knock it.
One health on me.
Oh, he's getting bodied? Your next bro.
What is this? That blanks nearly die but won't forget to pull
they shut down. Oh my god, you might actually get it. What's up?
Are we serious? I almost died. I'm sitting here in critical condition. Y'all
Are you making funny jokes and edits about the whole situation?
Are you kidding me?
Y'all are assholes!
With boats, enough to light up your life in an entirely unwanted way.
I'm not scared of no baby butt- baby back bitch electric eel, bro.
To be trifled with.
Swimming into the number five spot is the red-bedded piranha.
Bro, I just won't go in the water, Della.
By the deadly Enfield, a formative punch,
prowling into the number three spot is the Jaguar.
A formidable powerhouse, the Jag...
Wait, do you have Jaguars in the forest?
Jaguar combines brute strength with stealth,
making it one of the top predators of the Amazon.
It's an...
Yeah, might be top three but guess what?
I'm the top predator in the rainforest.
His Jaguar's got to check in with you when it comes into town.
When I go into the rainforest, I'm at the top of the food chain.
I'm the top predator in that bitch.
All right?
Lethal prowess is masked by an alluring grace.
This majestic feline is as beautiful as it is deadly.
Sliding into our number two spot is the South American Rattlesnake.
The South American Rattlesnake?
A single bite can be fatal.
Its ability to blend into its surroundings
makes it a stealthy predator,
Elevating the danger it presents to humans.
This venomous viper is not to be underestimated.
And now the number one most dangerous animal in the Amazon,
the Amazonian mosquito.
I guess I'm scared of a little baby mosquito?
I get bit by mosquitoes every day.
I'm not scared of a little itchy mosquito bite.
This diminutive insect carries lethal diseases
like malaria and yellow fever.
Its impact on human life is staggering,
making it the Amazon's deadliest creature.
Small but deadly, this creature truly earns its top spot.
So there you have it.
The top 10 most dangerous animals in the Amazon.
What is this little black thing?
What is this?
They got a deal key to Amazon rainforest?
What are the okay if I want to survive in a jungle one of the things I'm like
realistically generally have to worry about because
realistically if I'm in the Amazon rainforest I don't actually have to
worry about it was animals like the odds of them coming after me are so low
get a bird they see
Wait, there's a gold medal game tomorrow?
Is it basketball?
We'll expect whatever it takes.
I know our group has been dreaming of this moment ever since we were kids and to have
an opportunity to win gold for all the people that helped us, all the former players that
have paid the way for us.
That's something that-
Can you bet on it?
Okay, Chad, I have a question I want to ask you guys, okay?
Serious question.
Is it worth buying Bitcoin right now?
Yes or no?
I asked someone who knows a lot about crypto in Bitcoin and he told me yes.
He told me yes.
It was not him
Buy it when it gets down to 50k it's gonna get down to 50k
It's at $67,000.
Ask train?
Oh, that's actually a really good person to ask.
Train.
Should I buy Bitcoin?
Wide speed call train.
You know, I'm not calling him, I'm just asking.
I'm simply just a little air wand segment with the moped.
So please explain to me how you expect me
to drive my motorcycle with a broken body.
Please explain how you want me to do that.
Yo, ladies, can you watch this?
Holy rage strokes!
Holy fuck! I'm not gonna lie, chat!
So it's a tiny parasitic catfish in the Amazon and what it does is it's attracted to urea
which comes out of fish scales and it's a parasite so it swims into fish scales and lodges
its spines into those fish scales to feed.
But I'm not a fish, I'm not a fish, I'm not scared of this little bitch.
Little bugger, because it's attracted to urea it will swim up your urethra.
Now that's all fine and well, if you will, but it has reversed facing...
What's a urethra?
Is that my butthole?
Your dickhole.
It's fine.
So once it swims in, there's no swimming back out.
The same sponge that uses to lodge into fish gills.
No, that's a landfray.
That's nonsense.
But once it's lodged in, the only way to get it out is to butterfly and lift it out.
Oh God.
Wait, so once it crawls into my penis hole, the only way to get it out is to cut my dick
open and take it out?
Wait, what's bad about leaving it in there?
Just get a crazy mean blowjob.
Yo, I don't think that's gonna get it.
I don't think that's gonna get it unmodged.
Mid card, mid.
So I'm not gonna lie, bro.
My head is hurting really bad from this injury and my neck is hurting really bad.
So I'm probably just going to hop off for the day dude.
I'm just not feeling good about it.
This injury is really getting to me and it's hurting really bad.
So listen man, I'm going to see you tomorrow bro.
She says she leaving her bathroom.
I ain't going to go to the hospital.
She's hurting really bad bro.
But I'm going to catch y'all man.
She looking pretty.
She looking gorgeous.
Peace.
love L.B.R.L.S. She won't crash us, give her profession. I got a man by the door, I'm going to say God. I'm going to say God. She's going to get bit.
Yo, that's good guys. What's up, yo? Hey, I'm back. Doctor, he wanted to talk to me real quick. Doctor said I'm chilly. He said I'm good.
Mom just went to the doctor, he said, yo, Lace, you're good, bro.
Who is that screaming?
Who is that screaming?
It's Drew?
I don't think it's Ron.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
What?
Thank you.
I had to handle some shit look like it's had a hint of a little bit of shit
I did not have to wait but it's had to handle some shit bro you know me real
real ass motherfucker man real ass motherfucker man. Bye.
All right, chat. As you can see, the doctor did say my injury is good. I'm good to take my my cast off.
Good to do whatever I want to do. So what should we do? What should we do? What should we do?
Get back shots. Okay. Go get food. I'm not even hungry. I'm dead ass, not hungry.
I swear I'm not hungry. I'm so serious and I'm hungry.
Wait a check, okay.
So here's what I want to do, all right?
Are there any people who know about cars in this chat?
Okay.
So if I want to paint my new motorcycle, how do I do it?
Spray paint, yes, but somebody told me, somebody told me that you have to buff the, I have
to buff something off the bike first or something like that.
Someone said I have to buff it off.
What does that mean?
have to sandy so I have to go by sand
you're a spend no I'm being serious can you guys not call me a spend actually
just help me out for once maybe I don't know just a thought
You have to get sandpaper.
You should have wrapped it.
Why would you paint it?
Why would I wrap it?
Do I look like a fucking car mechanical?
No, I don't know how to wrap it, bro.
Painting is way harder.
No, it's not.
Listen, if I get sandpaper and I sand the bike and then I get spray paint and I spray paint the new
color I want it, that works, right? Washing, sanding to bare metal or existing primer,
are repairing dents in masking.
Just learn how to wrap.
Okay.
How,
how to wrap a car.
So, I have to get a whole fucking torch?
You're going to set this whole place on fire.
Oh, here are new pharmacists.
The next one we'll close is your skin.
This right here is going to work wonders for you.
You get the paper back tonight.
This is not helping.
This is Dash is not helping.
This is not helping, this is Dash is not helping.
Just paint it, not gonna lie, it's gonna look like Drew's car if you try to do it yourself.
Yeah, that's what I was saying was that I wanted to paint it, but the chat said that
it's better if I wrap it.
Here's what I was going to get, okay, I was going to get this right here, alright, hold
on, I was going to get, I was going to get this, okay, this right here is matte finish
Uh, uh, car spray paint.
No, why?
I don't want to take it to a shop.
I want to do it myself.
That's the whole point.
No jokes, you might actually have down syndrome.
Okay, so I can't use this, so what about this?
What about this?
fusion matte black all-in-one paint.
No?
Ask Rock.
OK.
Hey, Geroq.
So I just got a new motorcycle, and I was wondering what I
should do because I want to paint it a different color.
Hey, nice.
First off, congrats on the bike.
Painting it yourself or are you thinking pro shop?
If you're DIYing, strip the old paint with chemical stripper.
Don't sandblast unless you want to walk the tank.
Then primer, base coat, clear coat.
Matte black, candy red, whatever vibe you're chasing,
tape off the chrome and plastic super careful.
Those suckers hate over spray.
If you're going pro, just bring it in clean.
They'll quote you 300 to 800,
depending on how wild you get.
Either way, get a clear coat with UV protection.
I don't want to think it to a pro shot because I want to prove to everybody in the world that I can do it myself and I can actually do
manual labor things. So I want to do it myself. And I want to do Matt Black.
All right, badass. Matt Black it is. That's going to look killer. So listen, do it right and nobody will know you're a rookie.
First, strip the old paint. Get a job. Get a job. Get a job. Get a job. Get a job. Get a job. Get a job.
Strip the old paint get a gel stripper something like citrus strip smells like oranges won't melt your lungs
Brush it on thick let it sit 20 minutes then scrape with a plastic putty knife. No metal. Don't scratch the metal underneath
Next clean it like your life depends on it degreaser then soap rinse dry
Tape off every damn thing lights grips exhaust even a little rivets Matt black shows every spec
Primer. High build. Gray or black. Two coats. Light sand between. Then matte black.
Restoleum or duplicolor. Garousal or spray gun if you've got one. Three thin
coats. Wait ten between. No heavy layers or it'll run like a bad tattoo. Last.
Clear cut. Like a brother I guess I'm doing all this. Why can't I just spray
painting. Oh shit, already done? No, no, no, no, I'm saying why can't I just spray
paint it? Oh, gotcha. You mean why not just grab a can and go for it? Honestly,
you can. Spray paint works fine. People do it all the time. Just, it's not magic.
If you don't prep right, it'll peel off in a month. Matt Black's forgiving, but
But it still needs a clean surface. No grease. No old flakes.
And yeah, tape. Mask. Don't skip that.
One stray cloud of black on your chrome looks like you got a bad tattoo.
But hey, if you want to prove you're a manual labor god, spray it.
Just do it slow, light coats, walk away between.
And if it looks like crap, well, you'll just have to do it again.
Which is basically the same as doing it right the first time.
So why can't you? You totally can. Just don't half-ass it.
Okay, so I want to I can literally go get a bottle of spray paint and I can just spray paint it right now
Who knows a lot about doing cars that I could call
Ray, Ron, I guess Ron and Ray know how to spray paint and wrap cars?
Like y'all just, you guys are just fucking morons, dude.
I guess Ron has ever wrapped a car in his life or painted a car?
Agent.
FaceTime Agent.
Starting a FaceTime call to Agent.
you starting a FaceTime call to agent
wait I don't want to tell people I got a moped that sounds lean should I say I
have a motorcycle
He's in a NASCAR, okay?
Who else knows?
FaceTime Drake.
What's up, bro? I'm on stream right now. I have a question to ask you. You wrap cars
stuff right yeah okay so I got this new sick ass motorcycle I got this new sick
ass motorcycle and I was wondering if I like can I just spray paint it
Shit, no, bro, that'd be kind of a bad idea because eventually he's going to get like sticky
and then like stick to your clothes, like the pain.
So how do I prevent that?
Bro, you would have to like lightly sand it down, add some primer and then paint it.
What is primer?
It's like a, it's because you can't just naturally just paint something ill, oh, end
of being sticky, they'll be like, it'll just end up bad, bro.
It's not going to react good.
Like you have to do a sadding step, then it's like a bar and that.
OK.
So it's kind of like when you paint walls.
OK, so I just got this dope ass motorcycle,
and it's like a fixed or upward type of motorcycle.
And I want to paint it myself and do some custom stuff
to it, but I want to do it.
I don't want to take it to a shop.
If I want to, why did I just start to 40K viewers?
Nice, I'm getting bothered.
Nice, bro.
Here we go with the fucking allegations.
Oh, Lisa, you're on the new body.
You're on the new body.
So if I want to cut the customizes bike myself,
how, like, what's the, I have to go get sandpaper
and I sand it down?
Yeah, you sand it down first.
Yeah, get some primer.
They sell it there.
Like, you can find your local Home Depot.
And then you could just spray paint it after this,
and then you'll be fine.
So I get a little piece of sandpaper,
and I just sand, sand, sand, sand.
Yeah, I can send you the whole,
exactly what type of sandpaper,
what type of primer, and the paint, and then, yeah.
But it should be pretty cheap, bro.
But you said it's a motorcycle, right?
Yeah, it's a 2026, it's the new BMW motorcycle.
BMW motorcycle, what the hell?
Yeah.
Have you ever seen that?
Yeah, it's sick.
What the hell?
Okay, can you send me all the parts aid right now somebody head on over there?
Yes, I got you. Okay. Thank you
Peace
Chad be honest y'all I can do it or no
This dude for real got a s1000. Yes, I got it. What is it s1000?
Yes, I got an S1000. I got this. This is what I have outside right now. I just got a chat
is an S1000, a little motorcycle, nice, nice little BMW S1000 motorcycle that I got. So
all the way, I've never driven it before. Is it a smart idea to go far with it right
I'm kind of scared.
Congrats surviving three hours on an island.
You did not get a S1K?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
Drew!
Huh? What do you mean? How am I getting there? I'm taking a motorcycle. Yeah, you're two minutes here.
Am I gonna die? Am I gonna die?
I have a license, chat.
I got one.
I did.
Oh, what if I get hurt because of my finger?
I'm not going to lie.
How far is Home Depot from here?
Let me see how far we got Home Depot is from there.
Home Depot.
22 minutes.
Do y'all think Ace Hardware has the stuff I need?
No, the Ace Hardware is closed.
Let me see how far it goes.
Wait, it's Saturday, so there's no hardware stores that are open nearby.
Fuck!
What does it have to do with anything?
Maybe the fact that I've never driven the motorcycle before, so I'm a little scared to go drive it
out into public.
Maybe?
I don't know.
It's a thought.
He sent me a tick tock how to spray paint your bike
All your take off all the plastic
Oh my God, I lost an earring.
No.
Why didn't you guys say anything?
Wait.
No, bro.
It's on the rug?
Why?
Wait, so Chad, where do I take it?
Where should I take it, then?
Because I don't want to go to Walmart.
OK.
Let me see how far our Walmart is.
Is it a far drive, though?
Oh, my God.
It's a 1-9-minute drive.
Check auto zone, okay?
Auto zone, hold on, auto zone.
There's an auto zone 10 minutes away?
not bad chat wait how do I check GPS
No, no, not at all, actually, no, well, you're right on the back.
I didn't know.
So I was asking.
I see the eerie.
It's close to your light and black rock.
I see the eerie it's close to your white and black rug
It was probably when I showered this morning, okay
So here's the issue I'm facing
How am I gonna see GPS directions when driving the bike?
You don't got a car player on that thing?
No, Drew.
I do not have a car player.
Chad, this is either about to be super comp or dog shit because I don't have the right stuff right now.
Because it's all coming from under the sun.
You've got to get a phone mount?
I have. I have a phone mount.
But I want to use it so there's like two cans.
Two cans?
like a helmet can and then like one on your face.
And then Brahms can put one or the other in the corner.
So it's either about a super comp or volume shape.
Wait, am I going with you?
Huh?
Am I going with you or no?
Like following behind me or what?
On a bike?
No, you're not riding with me on a bike.
Yeah, we have all the camera and shit set up for them for the bike. I'm just trying to figure out
where to go
Because this is my first time taking it out and I'm kind of scared
You're a grown man stop being a bitch so y'all think auto zone will have what I need
Yeah, I know what you mean
Wait, wait, hold on, I'm trying to flip this.
Just a sec.
Fuck!
Wait, why don't we just go to Verizon right now?
Oh, but one way or the last time we went to Verizon,
we told it we couldn't just stay.
Yeah, that was one of the mall.
Wait, we're low to one?
If you're scared to use your bike,
then you don't deserve one.
What do you mean I don't deserve one?
Look, am I carrying the backpack?
How, how are you gonna stream?
I'm riding with the backpack.
Bro, it's just Aft on here.
Your hotspot's some shit.
Yeah, I know, that's why we should just go to Verizon.
Your hotspot's some shit.
Yeah, I know, that's why we should just go to Verizon.
I mean, we could try it.
Hey, why don't you just check the phone to the backpack?
But then they get no helmet cam.
And then it's just a U.
I mean, I feel like...
No, I think locally we could do both.
I think we could do one or the other.
Wait, wait, we could do both.
Trust me, it's fine right now.
Okay? So here's how to wear this.
Here.
Right.
Right, Rob, you could sweat- you could-
Fuck.
Let's turn it off.
Ha ha ha.
So this is the best way to get a little bit of fun.
I have a mic for you too for this phone so that the audio is not...
This is dead scary brah
Hold on oh my god
Here's a mic
Hands are full of fuck.
Are you sure it's not going to blow off?
The mic? No.
Yeah, it's just aft.
It's because it's on your hotspot.
But I feel like once we're down the hill...
But what is...
I just want to just stream off your phone.
Yeah, the phone's just F. They can just see you.
I know, but I feel like once we get down the hill, it'll be fine, you know?
You know? There's just bad service up here, right?
I hope.
Fuck! I don't have the key!
Wait, hold on. I need to change the setting.
I need the key!
Wait, Drew, you gotta go grab the key.
Somewhere.
No clue.
Fuck.
Fuck, I forgot how to kickstand it.
I forget how to kickstand it.
I don't know where I'm going, chat.
Oh, I might just leak my fucking phone.
Wait, how do I make sure I don't leak my phone?
I don't want to show my location.
Okay, we're here.
Yo, Rums, maybe just take it off the script.
We're on the helmet.
Nice.
So Rums is just showing.
Rums, why are we on helmet, Kim?
I'm not even on the bike yet!
Uh, it's in one of three places.
Either on the key rack, my desk, or my room.
okay so I go here oh my god this is fucking terrifying
F***, bro.
I'm a scared-up, scared-up, scared-up.
I'm a scared-up, scared-up.
I don't know where you left it, you've got a new vehicle just hit it, I told you there it is.
No, I'll go get it.
Can you take this off?
Fuck!
I'll just wear this, okay?
Well I feel like it's not the best idea cherry and all this equipment on me what I'm driving
it.
Uh maybe a cop pulls me over I don't know.
Last if I could download the app on your phone.
Can I do that?
Can we download the app on your phone?
Instead?
Uh...
Wait, what app?
The streaming app.
Because right now it's on a...
But Samsung's not a hot spot.
Yeah, but then when I...
Then when I get there...
I'm not vaping, what can y'all not see right now?
I don't know, bro.
You sure it can fall out when you're moving a bike?
Oh, oh, there you go, Chad.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'll try to fix it.
How did I fucking lose the keys already?
Chad, is it better?
Does audio better now?
How did I lose the keys?
I'm not a pizza boy, huh no
What is he doing good chat?
Yeah, I could have.
How the f**k did I lose the keys already?
I lost someone in the game in the showdown, which is actually pretty likely.
Wait, okay, hold on a minute. No, I couldn't have lost the keys already because you said you moved it.
I dragged it across the ground.
And there were no keys in it?
I don't know, I just wrote it. I didn't want to turn it on.
Maybe you left them in your other pocket?
I'm taking this off for now.
Nice, bro. Can't even...
Can't even fucking ride! I can't even fucking ride!
Maybe in there?
What jacket did I have on the day of the stream?
Chat, do y'all remember?
Did I have on the day of the stream chat? Do y'all remember?
There's always a spare key. Where's the other one? Yeah, so they were on the same, uh, they were on the same leash.
My face pants and what hoodie did I have on someone posted a picture of it? Hold on
Someone had a picture I'm gonna find I'm gonna find exactly what outfit I had on
I see we just dubbed the GoPro for the first time and then kill myself
Because there's a wire, and it affects the way my head turns.
I had a gray hoodie and gray sweats on.
OK, I'm a smart guy.
There's no way I left them in my pants.
I'm smarter than that.
We're saying you lost both your ear and your sound.
No, I took one off.
Fuckin' moron.
It's not going to lie, you are not smarter than that.
Okay.
So now I need to figure out, do I really don't want to-
Talk to the water.
No, you don't understand.
Backpack.
Boo-hoo.
I'm really just not trying to wear this whole contraption my first time riding it on the street
bro you'll be fine I'll tuck the wires more so it's less let me just turn this setting up
so what do you think either this this can the whole time or appeal a leak cam and this can
The car knew an Elliott pussy.
Okay, and then what happens when I get to the place?
What do you mean?
What happens when I get to the place?
Take the camera off the bike and then rock inside.
I don't have a service.
Okay, then you unplug the issue micord and connect it to the backlight console.
I don't know how to do that.
You don't know how to unplug the cord.
I don't know how to unplug this and leave the GoPro on the helmet on the bike
and then connect the phone to the backpack?
I guess I know that's literally your job. I don't know how to do that.
All you have to do is unplug and then swipe down on the phone and connect to the Wi-Fi.
Just walk around with the helmet on.
Why don't I just go with you then?
You want to ride on the back.
Or do you want me to meet you there?
Because since you're incapable of doing some things.
Uh, yeah, I'm incapable of doing your job because it's your job for a reason.
I can't ride the bike so how am I gonna do my job if I'm not with you?
Alright, just take the phone.
Why does Drew always yell instead of just talking calmly like you do?
Cause he's, it's just Drew, I don't know.
Keep the helmet on for the coconuts.
Okay, alright, now dude, go on, watch this, watch.
And then when I get pulled over and the bike gets fucking repoed
because y'all wanted me to wear a fucking helmet with a big ass contraption on the top
then we're gonna see.
Then we're gonna see, chat.
Then we're gonna see watch watch
Watch
I'm buying you a dozen air tags right now and sending them to your PO box. Why that's weird
Do not send air tags to my PO box
No, I don't need you. I don't want anyone on the back.
I'll meet you there. I'll drive your car. Would you like me to cover up?
You're a baby. Yo, you're actually your first time driving a motorcycle in traffic after being told that somebody who drove it before got hit by a car twice?
by a car twice.
You guys act like you would want all this shit
in contraptions on you for the first time.
This is very valid of me to be worrying about, bro.
OK.
Chad, is the mic working?
It's not a motorcycle.
It's a moped.
Yo, it's a motorcycle.
Hold this, Chad.
Is the mic working good?
I don't even know how to stop it a red light.
You just, bro, let's take a bicycle.
I've never ridden it, so I can't talk,
but it's like a bicycle.
I'll put the wires in for you.
Like, I guess you guys wanna ride,
I guess you guys in this chat would wanna fucking wear
this 30 pound backpack with eight wires and a fucking,
I'm saying while riding a motorcycle for the first time
with eight wires wrapped around you
with a fucking camera on your head.
I guess y'all wanna use this when you're riding
fucking motorcycle for the first time in public.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Okay, you're on.
Not talking anymore.
Kill it. Thank you.
Alright. One last wire.
I'll do the same over here.
Stop calling me a sped.
Alright, Romsky...
A dap does it? Yeah, a dap's been riding his fucking motorcycle
for months! I've never rode, I've never driven one before!
It's literally my first time ever! Romsky, can you just text me real quick?
Uh, no, it's all good.
I
Darling just send me a picture
What the fuck oh my god
How does someone do that see this is what what I'm saying bro like look at this chat
Hold on hold this but I just saw the life. I said no
That's right down the road!
Alright, would you like me to title on it or do you want it?
Okay bro, fuck you.
Alright, I'm going to come.
It's not switching over to my phone.
Hold on a second.
deliver your first pizza.
But they can't, like, Rum just isn't switching the camera.
I'm doing shit on the phone to try to switch to my backpack.
We're saying it's AI.
I'm saying it's AI.
Oh my god.
This was annoying, Shever.
What?
Having to do this.
I said we could just do the phone if you wanted to.
I
It's not even on the phone right now
Don't be weak not a pizza boy, bro. I'm not a pizza boy
All right, here we go.
How do I tighten this screw?
Like that?
You need to adjust it.
You need to adjust it anyway.
Hold on.
Someone's coming.
Wait, I don't know how to do the chin strap, Chad.
I don't know how to do it.
Wait, can you help me, Drew?
No, no, no, the chin strap. How does it work?
It's a little tight.
Is that right?
I don't really know if that's right.
What the fuck?
Wait, maybe you wrap it through multiple times?
Use the first loop then down the lower loop.
Wait, what?
Oh
Wow, can y'all just help me
Like this?
No, because then where does it...
supposed to go over here. There's no way it's supposed to just hang like this.
Darla said a guy drove out of his apartment building smashing into the
gate and pushed across the river and flipped. Apparently he was trying to hurt himself.
See like Drew just left and now I'm just left here and this is the camera setup he left me with
by the way. He just left and this is the camera setup by the way. Like what the fuck is this?
Drill!
This is the angle!
Wait.
I just want to change it.
Oh, what are you doing?
Stop, stop, stop touching things.
Stop touching.
Weak ass fucking angle!
Wait.
I just want to change it.
Oh, what are you doing?
Stop, stop, stop touching things.
Stop touching.
Weak ass fucking angle!
Get an angle!
No!
Let's just move it.
If we flip it around, it'll be a lot better.
It's a good fall.
Who's coming up the hill?
Hold on.
I mean, yeah, that's pretty good. It's just after it now.
It is up the hill.
Oh, it's raw.
What's up, Ron?
I'm good. I'm riding my bike now.
Can y'all see me? Is it a good angle?
My phone's gonna fall in my pocket.
No, because I have no hotspot to the fucking phone.
Put it in here.
I can put it in the backpack.
This is so scary. This is terrifying.
Woo!
Is it a good angle shot?
I can't reach that shot.
Oh my god, I have to go up on this big ass hill?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Okay, this is definitely a little scary.
It's fine though, right?
I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, Lacey.
You're a grown ass fucking man.
You're a fucking ass fucking man.
That's what I'm doing.
This is easy.
First time on a bike chat.
Wait, my hands are cold!
Oh my god, my hands are fucking freezing.
Wait, I should have gotten my gloves.
Should I go back up and grab my gloves?
I feel like I should go back up and grab my gloves.
Bro, Drew, please don't throw it, bro.
Okay, so this is my first stop sign.
My first stop sign.
Okay, come to a complete stop.
Okay, use my foot to put down so the bike can look up over.
Wait for the cars, no cars, and we're off.
Okay, let me see.
It's really bumpy though.
Okay.
I'm using all of that, I just need my mirrors to adjust them.
Okay.
Yeah! This is lit!
I'm close to Jesus.
I'll stop you. W-2, go on a track, man.
Go on a track, man.
Go on a track, man. Go on.
I don't know how to do that stuff, too.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it.
That's how right okay first red light
Oh wait, there's a turn signal.
Oh my God, I'm on my first red light.
I'm on my first red light.
How you guys doing?
What's up, man? How you doing?
You f**king the ride? Appreciate that.
Thank you, bro. Appreciate you.
There's a lot.
There's red light!
Can you see how you're doing?
Yeah, of course!
How you doing?
Lacey here.
Hi!
Hi, how you doing?
You're streaming right now?
Yeah, we're live right now.
Stream to probably see you, actually.
I got him up here.
Nice gentleman, Jack.
Nice gentleman.
Here we go, green light.
Hi!
Hi!
Yo, people, whatever's behind me is probably getting mad crack attacks.
Yo, you really have to trust the other people on the road with this, I don't like that.
Whoa, what's going on down there?
Will you check or check it out?
Well, let's everybody gather on the bridge floor.
Hold on, I kind of want to go check it out.
Make it a turn. Make it a turn.
Okay.
Wait, I just, I just skipped a wait. Wait, can I do a u-turn right here?
I don't know how to do a u-turn. I don't know how. I guess I don't know how to do a u-turn.
I have no fucking idea how.
Zero clue how.
Okay, wait, I'm gonna go check out what's going on in that bridge right there.
I don't know if I like being as close to the fucking road!
I don't like this shit!
Okay, I know what I have to work on. I gotta work on my control of the bike.
First turn?
Not bad, not bad, right? Not bad at all, they? Not bad at all, they?
I don't know where I'm going I just know I need to turn around
I got to turn around
where do I go why am I getting past my cars brother brother brother brother brother brother
I don't like this I don't like this why are cars passing me I'm in the middle of the
Fucking rope going the speed limit! You fucking assholes!
Bro, is that ass going 35?
Why are they passing me?
I want to check out what's going on in that bridge.
There were so many...uh oh.
What do I do with the speed bump?
What do I do with the speed bump?
Okay.
Okay.
First little bump?
Oh my god, I'm basically going up a ramp right now.
Good shit, man.
You know, Drew, you're going to get me killed so I have to keep adjusting the
tripod because you didn't tighten it.
Oh, another little bump here, a little rathy ramp.
Let that shout.
Why don't we go outside the road?
Oh, is this a busy road?
Oh no.
Oh no, Chad.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Okay, at least you got this road.
Come on, just lock in.
You can't be a pussy.
The key is to drive confidently.
The key is to drive confidently.
Wait till these cars are done.
Drive...
Okay.
Drive confidently.
Ah!
What?
No, hold on, I gotta go.
Gotta save the city.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so get a little so get a little used to handling on this thing
So get a little use wait what road am I wearing? Oh, there's the bridge
What is going on this grade I gotta see
It's a news channel
How are you doing?
I'm good how are you?
I just want to see
what did she say I can't hear what the helmet on
I want to go check this out.
I want to go see what's going on.
I want to go check this out.
I swear something popped up on the street.
Huh?
I wanna go see what's going on.
No? Okay.
Oh, tired or low?
Just gonna run.
How does someone do that?
No!
from there? the howl? is it floating? dude, they drove through the parking blocks to get
Look, can't do this in apartment building right here.
Be sure to turn around.
Two, two, one.
Let me try to get on the news, say you witnessed it.
Someone's right, I don't know.
That's an LG, I don't see it ending.
I didn't know.
Dude.
What's up GTA?
This is insane.
That's the best ABC news right there.
That's what I'm saying.
Say you witnessed it.
The enemy?
Yeah that's the enemy.
What could have happened?
Can we walk down there?
Come on, let's walk up.
Yeah, I was just out of my bike and I just saw him.
That's wild.
I saw this dude holding a camera.
I was like, yeah, what are you doing here?
This is crazy.
Yeah.
Y'all hear about what we went out?
No, we haven't.
So basically, if you like go on the right, like have you ever been on this street right
here?
No.
So the dude, so you see that blue thing over there?
That's actually the gate of like the parking structure.
So the dude literally went from,
I think like the basement, like crashing to that
from the parking structure of the apartment complex.
And then like went down there.
No, no, no, but yeah, cause he came from like,
yeah, cause this is the gate of like
a parking structure over there.
Like W rooms, you know.
Does anybody know where he is?
Yeah, he's fine.
He was like walking after I was going out.
Yeah, he was super drunk.
Oh, really?
Really?
Yeah, let's try it.
Wow.
They need help with the car.
Thank you guys.
Crazy stuff, man.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Say, y'all think they need me to go down there and help with the car?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, the car is flat.
I just made some bullshit up in the news.
Yeah, I'm driving my body and walking by.
It's not airwired.
I had a big crash, a boom and explosion.
Walked down the river.
I saw a car there.
down and help the guy out.
Need some bullshit story up?
So you're a witness.
Wait, is that part of the car right there?
Yeah.
What part is that?
Fantastic, it's open.
Do you think it's total?
I don't think it's total.
I think it's...
Do I think it's total?
Do you think it's total or is it available?
it's flat and in a river.
Where's the guy at?
He's probably at the hospital or...
Or in prison?
Ah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're too nice.
You want to kiss him off so I can come back?
As long as I don't have to drink, then I'll take a picture with you.
How are we going to get that curve?
Oh
The ruining the rain
Oh, they're really scratching the range
Oh
Flip reset this is not rocket. He just did a flip reset. Holy shit
They've got it yeah
I
Crazy we're here witness the whole thing dude. I witness I
Well, my job's finished here that ladies and gentlemen is how you save the city
Why well at one point you were like scooting like a scooter
I mean, it's scary, but I put a different setting on the mic. I don't know if that'll help with the wind or not
I got it.
I got it.
I just want to go back.
Bro, how are you ever going to learn if you're just scared?
I just want to do our super first stop.
But I'm telling you, it's actually terrifying.
Sit down.
See all the people in the traffic?
How is it falling down?
It's so tight.
I don't know.
And I don't have any color gear on me.
People would have seen me in a row now that it's dark. All right
Nice to meet you
I hope maybe oh I gotta turn around see this what I'm talking about bro it's like kind of hard
Fuck!
Shit, I have no HD on this bike.
This is like a level 1, I'm like a level 1 rider right now, I'm dead ass a level 1 rider.
And I'm on the busiest fucking road in LA.
Oh wait a minute, that was actually easier than I thought, okay.
I'm on the busiest road in LA and I'm a fucking level one rider.
I'm a level one rider, bro.
I feel like Spider-Man right now, I actually need to save the city.
Wait, this is going to be hard.
Wait, this might be the worst possible place to be on this bike.
Oh my god, I'm under the busiest street in the middle of LA Trafford right now.
This is not good.
Oh, okay. Okay, like, come on, man. You got this. Don't be a little pussy-ass bitch. Don't be a little bitch, like...
Yeah, I'm sick to pass my cars, bro. Like, I hate people in LA. Why are they trying to pass me so bad?
I'm going 40!
There are not even as much assholes in the Gulf War!
There are not even any in the Gulf War!
I'm gonna take my child the old fucking time, bro. Fuck all of you!
I bet you regret it if you hit a poor fucking kid on a bike and kill them just because you
want to cut off ten seconds of fucking...
This fucking tripod sucks.
What the fuck? How do you fuck up a tripod, bro?
Run, switch the phone, Kim?
Okay.
But I just noticed how to spin my son, Jeremy, right now.
I just, I just know how to go over.
Okay, hold on, not a bad turn, Leigh.
That's not a bad turn, right
So talk motorcycler driver self talk self talk could you tell so so talk to you tell
Are you ready? Wait, maybe not park it on a hill
Fuck, there's no backup camera!
Whoa! Whoa!
We need to discuss before I get back in action here.
We need to get us discussed before I get back in action here.
Moped at night in LA traffic? Yeah, that's why I'm not doing it.
This is a weird looking auto zone. Yo, dude!
So chat what because just give that take it back out
You were going 34 miles an hour by the way no I was not yeah I was going 34 miles an
We're on a fucking 34 mile an hour road dumbass
Listen brown check y'all got understand check y'all have to understand
You all have to understand, I was not going 35 KPH.
I was going 35 miles per hour, bro.
But here's what I'm going to understand, right?
I did not run a red light.
What?
did. No I did not. Show me a clip of me running a red light. Show me a clip of me running
a red light. We might have to water-view this real quick. No I didn't. When?
Right.
There she is.
You're gonna get me killed, so I have to keep adjusting.
When did I run a red light?
Gathered on the bridge floor.
Well, it's time to be gathered on the bridge floor.
Well, I thought I would just get out of here.
On the turn?
Make it a turn. Make it a turn. Zero blue hat. Okay, I know what I have to work on. I've
got to work on my control of the bike.
No, that's not running a red light, you idiots. Do y'all not know the laws of traffic in
United States if you're in the middle of the road and the lights yellow and it
turns red that's when you go that's literally how traffic works that's how
traffic works you weren't in the middle yes I was I just I just was trying not
to get close up to this guy cuz he's my first time on a bike look I just I
I didn't wanna get this up close to him, bro.
But look, right here, yellow, I'm behind,
I'm in front of it.
I was in the middle of the intersection.
For sure.
That's literally, that's, I know you guys probably
are from the United States, but in the United States,
if you are sitting in the middle of a traffic section,
yeah, this chat, this chat, this chat,
the same people that are spamming this in the chat
are the same people that'll cry
when you see the Lacey was being in the fucking Twitter
column.
That's the same people in the chat right now
are the same people that'll cry
in the fucking river when they see that, bro.
The same people, holy fuck.
It was not red.
It was not red.
In the United States, if you are in the middle
of an intersection, in the light turns red,
that's when you go, cause all the cars are coming.
That's how it works in the United States of America.
You guys probably drive in EU where the rules are
different.
In the US, that's how it works.
I was just scared to get up on that guy's ass
because it was my first time riding the bike.
It was my first time riding the bike.
It was my first time.
And, I don't know if you saw this right here.
Wait, where is it?
I thought I was gonna check it out.
I have no fucking idea how.
Wait, when I stopped, watch.
You don't know how.
Okay, wait, I'm gonna go check
out what's going on in the fridge right there.
Right here, I know I when I tried to when I tried to start going and I almost hit a car a car
car almost hit me. Watch.
Dude, look out! Where you watch? Watch out!
Bro, I was- Yo, I was-
I don't know my life is supposed to be a fucking road. I don't like this shit.
Bro, not even close, maybe not on a camera, but I'm telling you, I was close as fuck.
I was close as fuck.
I'm not a sissy. I'm not a sissy, bro. All in all, I feel like my driving wasn't really that bad.
All in all, I feel like I'm actually a pretty solid driver, facts or no.
No tire pressure, pull over, pig.
Oh my God, fuck all of you!
I was zooming low key.
I was low key zooming.
I was low key zooming on it.
We're going 35 and a 50, I'll tell y'all right now.
I drive that road down there every single day.
This road right here, you all are seeing it at 35.
This road's at 35.
It's, you can see it right there.
It says 35.
It says 35 miles per hour right there.
It literally said I was going 35 into 35
and people were passing me.
People were passing me when I was going 35 into 35.
Nice, dude.
Talk about fucking assholes in LA traffic.
Talk about assholes.
Wait, where's my phone?
I was in the backpack.
Did you get it?
The bike isn't in miles per hour?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
I'm not from the UK, bro.
What else would my bike be on?
Fuck, I kind of want to get better at riding it, but like, but, but I feel like, okay,
I, I, okay, I really want to get better at riding it.
I want to be able to ride it more smooth and I want to be able to, like, ride it with
more confidence, but I feel like I need to just do it more, like I need to just
simply write it more in order to get better
when I'm on top of it.
You guys get what I'm saying?
Y'all know what I'm saying?
Like in order to get better,
the only way to get better at writing is to do it.
Why are y'all making this AO?
Like how do y'all make this AO?
Yes, son, you're real good at writing it.
Okay, so here's the thing.
I don't think you guys realize, think about,
okay, most of the people in this chat that are saying,
that are talking shit, probably can't even drive.
That's the first thing I wanna say.
You guys probably can't even drive a car.
But all the people who are above 18
and have driven a car before in their life
and do drive a car, you have to think back
to when you were first driving a car.
Your first driver's test, your first day driving you.
You were not just good at driving the car
right off the bat.
You were a little timmy, you were a little scared.
Like, you were taking turns a little slow,
you were being a little scary, that's natural.
So obviously my first day riding my motorcycle,
I'm not gonna be riding it with max confidence
and be able to do it to the fullest potential.
Facts.
That's literally facts, what I'm saying is facts.
Stop calling it a motorcycle? It is a motorcycle now. It is a motorcycle.
It's a moped. It's not. It's not a moped. It's a fucking motorcycle.
dumb retard, are you fucking stupid? How much CC is a moped? A standard moped is typically
an engine displacement of 50 CC or less. Mine is 150 CC. Mine is 150 CC. A moped is
only 50 cc or less. What cc is considered a motorcycle? C? C? What is it called an aspen?
What is it called, Tratt, an Aspen or an Asper?
What is it?
A Vespa.
Is a Vespa considered a moped or a motorcycle?
Are generally considered scooters
and are legally classified as motorcycles?
Told you!
I told you!
Legally classified as motorcycles is a Vespa legally classified as a motorcycle in California.
Yes, almost all Vespa scooters are legally classified as motorcycles in California because they
They have engines with a displacement of 50 cc or larger.
Told you, I have a motorcycle.
And this is honestly a very, very good starting motorcycle.
It's a very, very good starter motorcycle.
Eventually, you guys are going to see me driving this around,
bro.
Eventually, y'all are going to see me fucking whip
in this bitch around.
I'm like the boys right now.
We're going to head home.
It's cold.
You're gonna get me in the ass, dude!
I just have a thought thinking about it, to be honest.
That's so cold, but I just had a smoothie, too.
I was probably the dumbest decision I could have ever made.
It was by smoothie.
Does he even have an M1 license?
Yes, I do have an M1 license.
Thank you very much.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Thank you very much.
I do.
Like, y'all are saying cap as if you guys know what kind
of license I have.
Get a Stark Vard. What is that? No, I didn't. I have an M1 license. You got to take the
a class yet?
Yo, I took the M1 license test.
Show us.
I'm not showing you guys my license.
You guys can do weird shit with that, bro.
Same way I would never show my driver's license on stream.
Wait, an NFL player passed away today?
Who?
Cat.
No way, Rondo more passed away.
What?
Oh my God.
Wow, bro, rest in peace.
What?
25?
That's fine.
Wait, what happened?
Why is CBS supposed to be a weird?
Still under investigation.
investigation.
What?
I mean, a garage, found in a garage with a gunshot wound, suspected to be self-inflicted.
Wow, that's so sad.
and rest in peace, bro.
Mental health is a very serious thing, chat.
Mental health is a very serious thing, bro.
Y'all are ever feeling down
or feeling like you wanna hurt yourself.
I promise it's not the way, it's not the answer,
it's never the way out.
There's people who love you,
even when sometimes it feels like there's no one,
there always is people who love you.
And there's people who are always willing to help.
Taking your own life is never the answer though.
It really never ends.
There's so much more to life that anyone has to live.
Even if it's like a down moment in your life,
always just try to see the silver lining.
That's so sad, bro.
Oh my god.
Hollywood Brown's feet, I see in the column.
Ain't no way, brother, you just messaged me a few hours ago?
Is it confirmed?
You wasn't alone bro, I told you, I know how you feel.
that's so sad man
Yeah, bro, yo, what does someone just call me in a chat with the fuck
It's always unexpected remember to check up on people
Imagine Lacey on one of these
I mean bro that's probably gonna be me in a couple weeks that's probably gonna be me in a couple weeks
Like after a couple after a couple weeks of training I definitely could be doing something like this
Wait, Silke's live?
Why?
Why did someone just say Hobbock's with Silke in the chat?
Silke's not even live.
UFC, wait, who's fighting UFC today?
Hold on a minute.
an Iggy vs. Melchizale costa.
Wait.
Ryan Garcia fights today?
What time is it at?
It's probably in like three hours, yeah, it's in three hours, yeah?
So if it's in three hours, what am I gonna do till then? What am I gonna do till
then? I could play a little game.
Chesh, I do a little hour segment of me. I do it a little Minecraft speed run. It's
I'm gonna batch out.
Why are you laughing?
Rocket League?
I'm gonna play Rocket League.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
I'm low key getting a little hungry though.
I am getting a little hungry.
Why are you all saying of course I can't be a little hungry
Could get some food could get some food, but I don't know I don't know what I'm feeling like
Okay, is it bad that I want a specific type of food?
I'm not doing backdrop today, I'm not doing backdrop today.
You know you're not.
Okay, so here's the kind of food I want.
For some reason, I'm in the mood for like some type of chicken wing.
Like a honey, maybe a hot honey chicken wing.
Ooh, come on, hot honey chicken wing.
Are you pregnant?
The fuck do you mean?
Am I pregnant?
Do I look pregnant?
So the question is, do I IRL and go get food or do I order food and play rock and
IRL, IRL.
Okay, let me see where I can get.
Okay, is this bad?
Let me know if y'all do this method.
Do you guys go on Doordash to check
like places around you to get food?
Okay, how far is Wingstop?
Should Lacey IRL or order food?
Chad, vote on Paul.
Wingstop is 15 minutes, Buffalo Wild Wings is 13 minutes, hot, honey chicken wings.
Bunch of IRL demons.
Right now IRL is fucking blowing it out the water.
There is, ah.
All right, Chad, do I pop, do I pop this pimple?
I haven't had a pimple in a minute, but this one's really pissing me off.
how it can scar.
These kids just wanna see you IRL.
Wait, so I'm good, okay, but IRL's winning by a lot.
Y'all, they're so boring chat,
IRLing can go get food is boring.
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna get some food.
Want to get some food?
Listen, if you can find me, if you can find a place that has like the type of chicken wing
I'm looking for, I'm looking for like a hot, honey chicken wing.
They do?
You're just lying because you want both of our wings.
I guess we want to watch a toy car floating around.
Wait, y'all don't like rocket?
I really can't believe we've witnessed a IRL for 30 seconds.
That should be stopped.
They're saying Wingstop has hot honey.
Do you have a photo?
Yes, I'm serious, man.
Hold on.
They're saying Wingstop has it.
I don't think Wingstop has hot honey.
What if they're back in hot honey?
Wingstop has hot honey rub.
That's good.
What does Buffalo Wildlings have?
Hold on.
Chat, what's better?
Wings over Buffalo Wildlings.
Could just order it though, chat.
Deadass Chat, could Lowkey just order it?
Not a bad shout.
You didn't hear it, you watched a little YouTube video
while I eat?
I mean I have two options I could do one of two things I could
I'm gonna run I'm gonna run I'm gonna run I'm gonna pull cuz I'm again I didn't get the chat options
I'm gonna go okay here's the poll options chat what should I do I RL two wings
stop and eat there and eat or order a wing stop and watch vid and watch vid order
wing stop and vid slash game one minute pull it how is this even a question we
You mean Howard's not even a question?
We already voted IRL, you fucking crumb.
You don't want to go on IRL so bad.
I bro does not want to leave.
Okay, can I be honest with you about something?
Recently, I've been wanting to do desktop more than IRL.
I don't know why.
I don't know why, but like when I was in Panama
and I was traveling,
I like couldn't wait to just come back and do desktop.
Cause you're fat and lazy?
By what?
You got me this for my birthday.
All right guys, IRL 1.
Look at this.
You got yourself a whale?
Yeah, it's cute.
You don't like it?
Nah, it's dope, bro. It's cool.
Sir, thank you.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate that as a turn over thing.
Did my actual birthday gift come in?
Uh, see, it came in, but no one was here to take the delivery of it, so right now it's sitting in the UPS.
Oh, you had a package coming today.
Right there?
Yeah, it was weird. It was really weird.
But I was in here?
Yes.
Was it my fucking package? Was it your gift?
Did you have to sign for it?
Yeah.
No, it was this. Wait, it was this right here.
I'm not gonna lie, it's really weird.
It's up from your protein box that's re-taped.
There's some things inside.
What are my names on it?
Two Drew Walls.
Should we open it?
I don't know what it is.
I saw it on the floor. I was like,
oh, maybe you ordered more.
No, that's why when he said for Drew Walls,
I had to sign it.
oh my god no way someone sent you the Drake meal
no they didn't let's say whoever sent it I told them to put the drink in another bottle
so you could still save it wait this is the Drake meal yes yes where's the cup where's
Oh my god, I have a cup.
Yo.
What is this?
Oh my gosh, this is the poutine.
How long ago did you get this?
This is the burger?
How long ago did you get this?
About four days, you know?
This is the burger?
This should be good, so.
What's in here?
It comes with two burgers?
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like I have to try it
just because it's Drake's.
What day did it ship out?
February 17th.
It's only four days old.
I feel like I have to try it.
I have to bro. This is a Drake meal. I'm the first person in the United States to try the Drake Canada meal.
This is exclusive to Canada. No one has tried this yet.
Okay, six God, I can taste them.
I can taste Drake.
And this is the chicken one.
Four day old chicken, not a bad child, gotta try it.
Okla, okla.
Mmm, very good.
All right, and then this.
Wait, you gotta pour it in here.
So it's the other.
Is the other.
This is the Drake Sprite.
Bro, it's blue.
First person in the U.S. to try the Drake Neil Sprite, exclusive only to Canada, but
he had it shipped out the day.
It came out, here we go.
You used to call me on that ha-line bling?
This sprite is gas!
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck?
Don't hear that. I tried the drink.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. The chicken actually tastes good.
Try the poutine, okay, I don't even know about this.
Four-day-old poutine does not sound very good.
What is this?
That's cheese and gravy.
Okay, I'm going to skip the poutine just because it's four days old.
I'll try a fry.
I'll try one French fry just because it's Drake's.
Just because it's Drake, I'll try one French fry.
Okay.
It's hard as a rock.
from a guy drinking you snap on this drinking dead ass snap on this buddy come on
curvy you snapped on this curvy oh my god it tastes like them and the sprite
I don't even get me started.
I could just taste, I could taste the six of them.
Am I the first person in the U.S. to have the Drake meal?
I have to be, no way anybody else shipped it out to them.
We have to keep this cup, I have to keep this cup.
Shout out rap for shipping it out.
It was rap who shipped it?
W rap.
It's not laced, it's not laced.
W Fendale.
Damn, this is the Drake Lean, bruh.
All right, chat, should I order,
should I order Buffalo Lotterings?
Why do you want me to IRL drive 20 minutes just to eat and drive back 20 minutes
It's not lazy, bro, I just want to play I just want to gain I want to play some game I want to gain
Game that you're set up, but we look set up the treadmill and you can walk on a treadmill while you gain
Why would I do that? Is that a deal chat? Why would I do that? Is that a deal?
Like yo, no, I did not I want to I want to game
Why does everything have to be a fucking punishment? Why did they why does everything have to be me in some form or
Way getting punished. I just want to I just want to game. I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I'll play rocket league
And every solo race game I lose I will go on the treadmill for the next game
Okay, so the first game you lose your hop on the treadmill and you'll play while you
Yes
Go IRL
I'm gonna do one more poll brah. I'm gonna do one more poll. See what happens, bro. One more poll, bro
IRL food or game and reacts and food.
I do have a good idea about the Guaira.
What?
Can we put all the shit back on you and see if people treat you differently because you're all like casting up and shit?
You want me to go out and public crippled?
Yes bro, I would hate it.
I don't understand, you guys.
nothing but a small fry. Alright, let's go.
I mean, if I go crippled, you have to drive.
You want to know how far we have to go no no it's 17 you just want the wildlings so
why don't you fucking order it so you only want to go so I pay for your
Wings. Yeah. Because I want wings. Stop. I'll wait. Can you sit and eat at wings stop? Yeah, but it's not it's not the same vibe.
But buffalo lollipops is like a sit down time at what restaurant? Wings stop is more of like a running, grabbing food gig.
That's what I'm saying. It's called wing because you get the wings and you don't stop. So that's why I should just order it.
Play Rocket League until it comes. When it comes, watch a video with the chat and eat the food. Duh.
Do a poll bro? Okay I got you. I'm gonna run a poll. I'm gonna run a poll. I'm gonna run a poll.
Which? IRL food or food or game, game food, game food and reacts. IRL food and end.
So you guys would rather watch me go, I'd rather get food and then end than me play
Payday's order food in reactive videos.
What?
Wait!
Vote, our own vote.
We're not going to, oh we are going to vote for the long ways.
Who's that?
Hello?
Who's that?
I'll pull on you.
That's three to one, so now you've got to run it back again, because it's three to one
on the poles right now.
Okay, so one more.
Well, we'll then be...
Okay, so here's what it is.
It's either order Wingstop or go to Buffalo Wild Wings.
Let's run a pole chat, not a bad chat, run a little pole.
See how the chat feels?
Let me want to know it real quick.
Travisie, will we do the hot wing challenge at Buffalo?
Oh, I will not.
Travis, should we vote for that?
Should we take you through there?
No!
Wait, should we?
You're so scared there's no way it's not far though. Oh, let me see the drive there.
You have to do no highways. Yeah, I know. Look, it's really close.
Oh, 17 minutes without the highway. I'll see you around.
Why do you guys in chat want to watch him sit at a restaurant? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
No one's trying to watch you be worse at games than we are.
Yeah, that's why you watch me, because I'm better than you.
What are we taking the scooter?
Do you want to go as a cripple or take a scooter?
We want you to go IRL to lose weight.
I hope y'all know, just being honest with you, being straight up, 100% effective, honest.
After the IRL to Buffalo Wildlings, I'm gonna end up, I'm gonna come back and end stream.
You're gonna get on Rocket League and do what you're gonna do right now.
No I'm not.
I swear I'm not.
I guess you have something about me.
I actually do.
I actually do.
Okay.
They'll see.
You guys will see.
I actually have something to do at 10.45 brother. It's 7 p.m. Yes, yes
Okay, drive there we get there what 715 we get finally we were there probably till what?
about 830 845
We're not gonna be there's a 830 and then we're gonna come back. It'll be pilot your pregnancy
Oh, what's an ice cream? Ice cream on my channel.
We're gonna go get ice cream.
Then we're gonna probably get back to the house at nine.
I'm gonna come back, stall for about 30 minutes,
and then I'm gonna end.
I W stream.
I'm just saying, otherwise, I'd order food,
probably play rock and...
Wait, so what?
Shut up!
Otherwise, I'd probably order food,
play rock and leave right now for like 30, 45 minutes.
Food would get here.
Then I'd eat the food, watch a YouTube video,
Then maybe play Fortnite after and I'm gonna match out.
Fortnite on the clicks, not a match out at all.
Well, he does not want to play with me.
He's scribbling in and ending, let's be real.
But nah, y'all want to bow eye around that.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Chad, here's the script, we're gonna go IRL
and then something like annoying or bad's gonna happen
and basically be like, why not listen
to this fucking chat, why not listen to this chat?
I should have just stayed on desktop.
Yeah, we're on a pole. See what we want. Okay, I run a pulmonary auto. All right, which one chat
IRL food
Gaming plus food plus reacts to chesses. Let's do a chess. Let's do a chesses
Is he bad I want to keep drinking this
What do you think they're saying they're saying they're saying that it's
stay-holding gaming and food and reacts bro I'm gonna be honest it's actually not
a bad it's not a bad idea chat
he's gaslighting us no I'm not go I a rope I hear her here I'm here you
You know what, let me end this.
Let me end this and let me re-run a poll.
Slash end poll.
So I'm gonna be fully unbiased
and see what the chat wants.
Okay?
Which?
IRL food crippled
or
gaming plus food plus reacts.
There you guys can all go vote now. All right
This is the last official poll vote what you want. I'm doing whatever the poll says last official poll
Holy shit, it's actually close. Oh, oh my god, what if the ties?
Holy shit, it's so close. I got my vote in hold on. Yeah, you're voting my vote
I don't see it.
You don't mean I'm voting for food.
Wait, it's actually close.
Yes!
I think gaming's gonna win unless the chat pulls a fucking crate unless the IRL demons pull a crazy upset
For you rigged it you got your bots on the fucking fifth pole that you ran
Why did you bring it brah? Now read it read it you read it
Hold, hold on.
Oh my God, oh my God, hold on.
Chat vote, vote IRL.
No shot.
Everyone hold.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
No shot to IRL!
It's so close.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
Chat hold.
Oh my god.
Chad, hold.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Bro, this is the last timer.
Oh my god.
Ha.
Bro, that's like six to one.
Ha.
Where's your sling?
Oh my God, bro.
Just do what you want to do, it's that easy?
No shot.
Brother, get out of the room.
You know me, brother. Get out of the fucking house.
you fucking weirdo
fucking weirdo
Thank you.
you
you
you
You
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm going to try to find a way to get to the bottom of the river.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm going to try to get to the bottom of the river.
The End
Whoa!
What's that?
I don't know what it is.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear the wind blowing through my ears.
I can hear the wind blowing through my ears.
I can hear the wind blowing through my ears.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
I just don't want to IGL.
I mean
We won't handle a single baton.
I'm 100% sure.
If for that, we'll see.
There is just like a...
This surge does not favor his play style, what he enjoys in the game whatsoever.
Like he clearly just does not enjoy battery out.
Like he's really just dropping on clear...
Yo, Clixxers, what's good boys?
Sorry for being dog shit today.
You know, putting on a shitty ass performance.
Shitty ass IG young.
But, um, you know, it's all good.
Um...
Yeah, we go next.
You know
Because you know the path the road to success always comes with failure
It's not always gonna be sunshine and rainbows
Fail forward to be great
I
There's so many space. What's happening? All right. What up chat?
The extra talk you was up talking. Never been so excited. Go vacation. Missed him.
Thank you. Pika. Uh,
Jr. Yeah, show Alaska. Bono.
He told me the private 17.
Well, I'm chatting. They see you on Rob's.
What?
Taining the state. At least, right?
Hmm?
Wait, it's my twitch boat?
Why is it on me?
Is my shit boat?
Yo, what the fuck?
Wait, yo, oh shit.
Wait, why is it, what?
Yo, what up, thugs?
Wait, is this you okay?
is the way is they see okay what happened no not actually is he Joe what
happened
it's a pleasure Lacey has a fucking AR in his closet if someone broke in I'm
motherfuckers dead me I'm gonna keep it a stack someone stalker in their house
Oh, yeah, bro, that's what I was saying. They see just like he just must
Watch your back
Even on me for this long someone someone put a clip in your chat it's called stalker
Oh
Yo
Yo, yo, oh
Fuck no, I'm shooting right there. I'm god. I'm shooting right there. Holy shit
Wait, that's what?
Bro and Dallas that dude's fucking dead after that
Bro, I mean he's full. He's in their house
Intermissing not gonna run. I see him. No, I mean, at least I'm gonna fake this
No, you could hear him
You know I thought Cody bro if somebody goes in my apartment in Dallas, Texas
He is getting shot without an invite, and I felt like he was a threat. I'm shooting him. I'm gonna keep it real
But you can't do that in California because don't you die
Wait, don't get it going if you're in California. Aren't you in jail chat for the thugs?
Brother boxing no, no, I'm at like leases community's thugs. I'm asking the thugs like for the thugs
I'm talking lacy's chat like dogs. Oh fuck that look you came off bad my bad chat, but it's calm lacy's though
Yeah, I'm calling them calling from the government like I need to call them like from their respectable like title, which is done
You know they said my interest. I know I have both chest pulled up. I
Mean I'm gonna be honest though like
That does not surprise me bro because when I was there like it is I mean bro
Like I mean there's just no sense like they're not phase anymore. They don't have like the you know saying
There wait go the thugs
When wait, when is he moving?
You can't shoot in California unless you're being shot at what the so when you're dead you could shoot back
California sucks. Oh hell no
Oh
Bro someone walks one step into my apartment I can shoot that is crazy. Oh
My god
Wait, that's bad. Wait people are saying not true in my chat
But that'll be wrote in my chat and he's lives in Cali, so that's what makes me kind of believe it. Oh
Oh fuck. Google it? Yeah, like someone asked me to let me know. Wait, let me text him low-key.
Yeah, let me text him. And Cal, you can't defend yourself unless you're about to die.
Yeah, but yeah, you're right and it's too late. I mean that's fucking insane.
why stream on clicks what up thugs I thought you just wouldn't feel harmed in
your property we played so yeah fast thanks give me the talk I'm waiting I
broke up wait you text me back what do you say what do you say leak leak leak
leak yeah well off to the thugs some weirdo walk to the stream room then I
walked him down to the street and then he came back onto the drive oh fuck
Basically, Drew said he beat his ass.
Yeah, Drew beat his ass.
Fucking go!
Drew said, Drew said, Drew said, Drew said, Drew said, Drew said, I walked him down and beat his ass.
I was like, ah, my bad, mud.
Okay, by the way, Drew's actually hard-bodied.
I saw a clip of him pressing some dude.
I saw a clip of him pressing some dude, he was like, he was like, using his hands.
his hands yeah have you seen the one don't touch my fucking camera yeah that one
yeah to the college dude yeah yeah he's like get the fuck out of here bro what
the fuck you doing oh that guy was in the store oh and they like pushing him
in shit yeah so tough for him okay they need to get out of that crib that's
yo honestly that's scary shit dude get some emails in for your chat we talk
Mike my emails have my shots hella emails when I'm gonna have a sneak stack
Yeah, I mean it's so oh fuck
Wait if someone actually walked in you'd actually 200 him and Lacey can't 200 him in different states
Yeah, I could 20s in Cali, but like I'm like
199 and Cali you can't 199 you wait chat thugs are you able to 199 basically meaning like could you could you shoot his legs?
so the like guaranteed that surely you're allowed to like $199 you have no
why you actually can't you can't even shoot in Cali that's crazy bro damn oh my
god guys I need it yo talk to the clusters in the thugs I'm pulling my
Yeah, let's get thugs
Oh my god, the thugs know who I am, bro.
I'm back.
Oh my god, that was bad.
What did you just do?
Well, my nose, you know, I had a fucking like sneeze attack or something.
Wait, you can you can kill on some areas they break in you feel threatened. Yeah, but not Cali
I don't think I don't think you could have galley
share the jewclips with the class wait someone wait someone put the
Club of uh, drew
Yeah, this is what happened if you're just coming in lacy's on my ingest, but we're about to play soaps
No
All right, i'm gonna be back
I
Brought there brother
Lacey's got a hard body. Yeah, you think Lacey beat his ass or no. Is there another clip?
Wait, is this a stalker in another clip for the thugs they just they just put this
Oh my god, I have like three twitches open and then I've not my chat oh this is okay
So this is the kid who snuck in the crib?
Is this the kid who snuck in the crib?
Oh, I'm opening Lacey's chat.
Why can't I open up Lacey's chat?
I didn't know. It's open.
Most likely.
I mean, y'all are just too parasocial.
Lowkey, I'm gonna give it a buck, though.
Lacey's way too nice.
Lacey's too nice.
I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.
Yo yo yo yo, sell another pole, fuck you.
My good year is a fucking freak, bro.
Actually weirdo.
No, I can't do that, can't do that in California clicks.
Unfortunately.
Nah, it wasn't the same people,
it wasn't the same people from earlier, it wasn't.
security. Yeah, I mean, he must have fucking came through the back. I don't know. I don't
I don't know.
Penny, I'm loud.
Damn, I don't know if I'm gonna be loud anymore,
but I'm not gonna lie, my whole shit is just killed.
No, everybody's good, everybody's good, everybody's good, it's just fucking so weird.
It's crazy psychotic.
It's insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
My knuckles are gone.
My hands knuckles are very sharp.
I don't want the white one.
Oh my gosh, wait.
Oh my gosh, wait.
It's like that, right?
I'm not ironing, Chad.
If you're actually just a fucking monster in an iron on a challenge, or you just witnessed your act, you just need to, like, die.
Like, actually just die.
Get the detail? Wait, but I want to make this car just fully black. How do I do it?
I can only do red?
It's in the shop right now, backies mod?
What is a backies mod?
I don't want to get a mod.
I want my car to actually look like that.
The decals in the shop.
Okay, where?
What decal is it?
Oh my God, this is so tough.
Chad, what's the rarest item in Rocket League
and how do I get it?
It's called Alpha Boost.
How do I get it?
It's $10,000.
Hat is only given to people who discover mechanics or bugs wait so there's no way
people can just give me like something rare hold on chat about it order food
chat is the way stop hot honey good or no
do I get boldness or classic
Classic?
Classic unless you're a soy boy.
What is a fucking soy boy?
I'mma get, I'mma get, you know what?
I'mma be healthy.
I'mma get veggie sticks on me.
I'mma get veggie sticks on me.
Fares.
I'mma get veggie sticks.
And then I'm gonna get a nice little bottle of water.
How many calories that come out too?
Oh, not bad at all.
Actually not bad.
Actually not bad.
Why would I lie?
Penny's on a flip.
Chad, what rank y'all think I'm?
There's a turn of meat?
What rank y'all think I'm hitting tonight?
I'm gold one. Wait, is gold one good?
I'm not hitting silver.
I'm out of shit on these people, bro.
Yo, this car is sick.
Why is he speed flipping in fucking gold one lobbies?
Oh my god bro like, why do I always have to play a smooth?
He's a smurf.
He's a shot leg.
He's on a shot.
Y'all think I'm actually decent at this game or no?
He's a smurf!
I need a bomb.
He's not?
No, it's not score equals smurf.
It's just I can tell by the skill of people in the game that this guy is not a fucking gold one.
I guess a good one's doing that
You guys are just coping you guys are genuinely just coping if you think this is a fucking
You know what I'm still gonna fucking show you come to the big leg
Drop drop
I think I'm going to give up this easy.
You think I'm going to give up this easy?
Fuck no.
I say, what I say.
I'm going to skip this and see if I can go.
Goose up and go, goose up and go, goose up and go.
Oh
My god, oh my god
Fuck it, I'm going for it.
Y'all really doubt me when it comes to this game.
I'm really a demon.
That'd be the fucking Grand Champ Smurf.
Top left corner.
Bang bang!
Bang bang!
Not a smart but he's speed flipping as a good one by the way.
Ha ha ha ha
Lay from the egg time game
Javi honest, what's my rank?
You know what I'm going for a save up
Oh
This guy's a smurf and he's just playing with me on purpose demo
Oh my god, oh my god, Leigh.
Oh my god, Leigh.
Yes!
Yes!
Told ya, I'm not giving up!
I'm not a giver ever!
That's a goal!
That's a goal to win it!
That's a goal to fucking win it!
And E-Type GG in a fucking chat!
Yes!
It's not Lomniqi because he accidentally
plucked up an Ongoing.
That's Lomniqi.
It's not a refund, Chad, I won again fair and square.
Won again fair and square.
You might be diamond to know a yelping of dead ass diamond to
Jack is click still on if you want to play for me
Okay, this is a real goal. This is a real goal. This is my actual skill level
I
Know that first save was good
How is he winning the kid
only about means on the second half player because low key low key I'm used to going down early
Click said to play toks
Pre-demo pre-demo pre-demo right play lay right play lay free goal free goal
This big out go get boost
Tell me I have a good play by him facts
He's got lucky with that.
How'd it go?
Touch it's back to them
Nice a place to do baby. I'm the best big brother
you
you
you
you
you
You
What the fuck did I just do?
That was a champ worthy play!
Now it's time to walk the fucking...
Oh, it's free gold too, thank you very much.
I'll stop, I'll stop, bro.
That fake out on the kickoff is a great play by this one.
A new rocket, these players in a shot.
Power shot.
Bum-bum-bum-bum.
Great bump leg.
We both pin shot pin shot
Such a back
I got a f*****g deal off the f*****g deal.
Two minutes down, two goals open, are winners or not, to be honest with you.
I hope that was worth it.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
Bro, I did I see the miracle girl you all you all playing a bitch
Just fucking game first game read
On regs smurf I knew it was a smurf
I just knew he was a smurf frog, dead ass Nuri in my back of my, like in my heart in my head
I knew he was a smurf frog.
That was my six year old sister you just lost to by the way.
Nah, it's time for me to actually walk in because the chat started pissing me off.
No music, I'm fully walking in this game.
Go ahead, whoever my opponent is, I feel bad for you because I'm about to give you
hell.
I'm about to give you hell.
I put it on every person in chat's life because I'm scoring a single goal on me.
Oh, yeah, this is an actual build, not a smith, it's out of the way, it's not a smith, it's not a smith.
I
Just saying what the fuck am I watching? Yo, I believe I'm bad at this game. I'm not even that bad
I'm awful watch this scene watch you get a go for it off kickoff watch this
This is called the Lazy Method.
This guy's got a really good block control.
This guy's got a really good block control.
This guy's good chat facts or no, this guy's actually calm this guy might be a smurfs. Oh
Yeah, he's definitely at least plateau
What a save lay
I
My ass I just love it. I did ask love big fucking
They saved, they shot, they played, all around, they played by me.
Honestly, the champion would have done it.
Check!
Be honest, I have flashed the SSL.
What are you doing?
I was looking for boots.
I fucked the ball let me get some boots
What a fucking bomb
I
What the fuck was that shit?
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm such a catmonger.
Yeah, thank you for the thing about gold lobbies and you guys are ready for this is you don't
even have to play good you just have to wait for them to make a mistake that's why I'm
actually a good like watch eventually this guy's just gonna make a fuck up he's gonna
Make a mistake.
Ready?
It's gonna be right here.
Hey, I just have the capitalized on me.
Yo, I need to play some calmer music
cause I'm about to just fucking lose it and rip it, bro.
I'm about a calming playlist.
I'm about to fucking, I'm about to drop the silver.
Am I this ass?
You know what it is?
at once bro that's what it is I'm genuinely just bad at ones
play with X where he didn't ask me to play bro you all just tell me to play
People don't ask me to play
Alright now it's time to actually walk in because I don't be honest in twos
I'm like a platinum maybe maybe champ ranked player, but in ones
I'm just not I'm not I'm just not that good in ones for some reason
I just have to really show you what I mean.
Like how?
You are so bad stop playing, you guys are haters, bro.
Are there any rocket league girls on that could genuinely coach me in this game?
No, not you guys, bro.
Oh, this guy's a pro.
Watch the safety.
That's like that, how's that?
Squishy's on?
Oh
Come on, like fuck me
me.
This can be.
Bang!
Play to your strengths, man.
Your strengths are on the ground.
Your strengths are on the ground.
I'm like I'm off the live row. I'm giving it up more than a fucking horror Friday night in Miami club, dude
I'm just opening my pussy wide opening giving it to him
Why do I watch you?
You gotta be honest, y'all definitely learn some stuff from watching me play the game.
Yeah, I learned what not to do.
Come on like where's for you love it love it
That's cool patience Yodel Yola ready for that conversation yet. That's how the pro plays
I'm just blowing leaves dude.
What a fucking play you guys got in there that's a great play for me you guys got in
I hope you get banned from this game. Why would you even wish that upon me? Like what if please tell me what
benefits you if I get banned from the game?
I'm playing defense it's time to play the years yet
Bang, bang, that's how it's done, baby!
Straight up, straight up!
Straight up, that's how it's done!
Get off the ground a little bit, call me a fucking airplane to land in here.
Like, what am I doing wrong?
I
Swear off stream I lose much I spit old God
These are all unranked and new accounts, these are all smurfs.
I'm not road to silver.
I'm road to platinum.
That watch this.
Yo, Mons, run up for you right now.
I promise, put every point you have on me
to win this game chat.
I promise you're not gonna regret it.
I'm winning this game.
Like, literally no matter what I have to do,
I'm winning this game.
It's gonna be locked in there.
Get a wanderer.
Little side tap.
Little half a tap.
Little half a tap.
I hate this. I can't play the demo stream. The chat is me out. That's what it is. The
Shackets in my head, bro!
That's pretty cool.
I'm gonna have to get here.
Was that me?
What is that little fucking...
sausage shot?
Take out him.
Now he has no blues?
I'll play a defense for myself!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Believe I just need to win
Anybody play be until you know what I don't like to be
Come on buddy boy. Come on buddy boy. You got a fucking all-star bully in the door now go for a shot.
I think we're shot, daddy's here.
That's our client, what a save.
Open door, thank you very much.
Double tap.
Nobby's in the fucking chat.
Nobby's in the fucking chat, man.
Nobody can do what I do.
Nobody can do what I do.
Ready? Make out.
Make out.
Nobody can do what I fucking do!
I win games! I'm the X Factor!
You're a gold one bet vote on me trust me you're a long one here I'm gonna show you all my versatility in games
Off the ship
I hate that bull sound
What is it?
You just get a pin shot?
I guess this is gold one?
Chat!
Did this guy not just hit a fucking pin shot and gold one?
What? Yo, I only lose because of Smurfs.
She is so lame.
I
Don't care
All right, one more bonus tied up chat
Chat you be honest like there's no way you guys don't think he's a snuff
I'm better than you guys at this game
Oh
He's just fucking good
I straight up just can't keep up I
Don't care what this chat says bro. He's not a gold one
Fuck me, my little ass, bro!
Jason Love!
Come fuck me next!
Oh my god.
What the f*** is that?
Raypass, he's been in the chat. Yo, the king is crazy.
I need a mirror. I need a mirror.
Miss, miss, miss.
What about XQC or Yelp's game number, what, XQC 250,000 viewers?
Nice, bro.
Like nice, bro.
XQC's view-bottling.
Like, this is what I'm talking about, these streamers, bro.
Oh, just jumped from 250,000 to 330,000.
Nice, bro.
Nice view-bots, X.
Nice.
This is so believable, dude.
This is literally what I've been talking about.
It's just like, brother, brother, brother, like, look at this, bro, like, like, just
look at this, bro.
Like 330,000 viewers, I, yeah, I actually, she definitely has that, bro, just view
bonding, bro.
weird like just look at this chart dude like look into the viewer dynamic
you
you
you
you
you
Watch this, okay.
Watch this never seen anything like it.
We're going on a vacation on an island today guys.
We have a little vacation.
Gonna sip some coconuts.
Chill on the beach.
Watch the sunset.
Maybe go swimming in the water.
Going to ocean.
Feel the waves.
So you want me?
We're going on a vacation.
You want me?
Yes, dad!
Yes!
So watch something I already that I I was live that was me
This is a great video
I want like a story telling video chat
I know that all of you guys in this chat can relate to this, facts or no, the best part
about ordering chicken wings is the veggie sticks.
Facts or no?
Facts, bro.
Any time I order chicken wings, my favorite part of the meal is the veggie sticks.
I honestly saved the veggie sticks for last because they're kind of like a dessert to me.
It's like a nice sort of sweet treat after my meal.
this? It's cinema? Do I watch this? An hour long? Do I have the mental capacity for that?
The ransom note is on every screen and has one message, fire your negotiator, $50,000
is insulting.
That crab?
It's LockBit's signature, the world's deadliest ransomware.
Behind it sits one man, Dmitry Koroshev, with 2,000 companies across 120 countries,
hospital, banks, even the FBI itself, more than $100 million in counting.
Here's what's insane, police know exactly who he is.
They've seized his servers, arrested his gang, and put a $10 million
So why is he in jail?
No, I don't know why.
I feel like I could do something like this.
Right now, as you watch this,
Dimitri controls 40% of all ransomware attacks worldwide.
What?
He built crime like McDonald's built burgers as a franchise.
Hackers log in pick a target
But how does one man control half of the hacks on the internet and why he hasn't been arrested
Autumn 2019
Voronezh Russia a 26 year old programmer sits in a cramped apartment fingers flying across it. Why doesn't he have a face?
Keyboard by day. He's Dmitri Korsche. That's where I'm at online
He's Loc Bitsa a faceless alias on Russian hacker forums, but there's something else. He is that nobody knows yet
Something that will explain everything about how he thinks how he operates and why traditional law enforcement will never catch him using
conventional methods
Surrounded by empty energy drink cans and glowing screens of code
Dmitry isn't plotting a single bank heist or a one-off virus
His vision is bigger. He's about to flip the hacking world on it
I literally can't watch anything on this is why I don't do reactions
This is literally why I don't react because of the chat
I'm trying to watch a video to chat spamming the only thing I see in the chat is boring boring AI slop AI boring
Like this is literally why I don't react to show stream
Level one the lookout the Plaza boss needs eyes everywhere. That's you you're 15 sitting on a plastic chair
outside a convenience store in Culiacan. You have a phone, a coke, and one job. Watch the road.
If you see military trucks, you text the bird.
Like why would I... I don't... Bro, I'm not... What?
This one.
These weak ass shits, bro.
Y'all want me to watch a U-D-Y?
I'm gonna first talk about faking A.I. small.
I guess these are real.
Body cam footage?
What is this?
What happened?
Okay.
Yeah, I think they might still have a chat with you.
That's okay. Fire's here.
What the f**k is that?
It's a crab house?
Yup.
Why are the cops there though?
There's what happened.
There's no backstores or anything.
That f**king drew wall?
Is that drew?
What the f**k is that?
It's a crab house.
It's a crab house.
It's a crab house.
It's a crab house.
It's a crab house.
It's dark in here.
Are they all walking around with their eyes open?
I'm going to find you.
I'm going to find you.
Where's the charge?
Okay, I'm just going to find you, so I won't take a second here.
Yeah, I need one three three here, this is the alarm here.
All right, who's in charge?
Wait, he's not talking?
Looks like we have quite a bit of hazing.
So, now it's good.
Who's in charge?
Wait, is this real?
No, we're talking here, who's in charge?
Um...
A couple of us are.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't...
Out yourself right away. A couple of us are.
You're a fucking moron, dude.
Zero, zero street smarts, bro.
Okay, well, we need to find someone who's in charge.
Because this is ridiculous.
Hey, this stop's here, guys.
What is it?
Yuck!
Please
I'ma be honest, bro
If you really sit there and think about what hazing is that shit is some loser activity
Let's just be honest, bro. Let's just to hear if you actually sit and think about what hazing is
You are
Doing disgusting acts to yourself to please other men so they let you into a group with a bunch of men
I'm not gonna lie that shit is gay. I'm just keeping it real
What am I looking at right now?
Barber, this stops here. Who's in charge? What is all over them?
How about we stop? We start cleaning this up. And we take the blindfolds off.
Oh, no.
What can I do?
You see anything over there?
No, I mean just one dangerous fire code violation.
Yeah.
I'm just making this a matter of that.
It's really stupid.
Yeah.
For sure.
I didn't know this actually happened at college, in fact, I mean, I thought that was all over-exaggerated from like, Tugitia.
Why do I feel like something bad's about to happen?
You got some back to the color.
Yep, they're coming.
They're intense, coming from another officer as well.
And they're all just still standing there.
Yeah, right.
I thought they were pretty.
I'll hear for a bit.
Why aren't they moving?
I'm ready to give it multiple commands to clear the room and get out of here, but no one is moving.
Right over there, taking us pretty serious.
That does.
You're in charge?
You said...
Still haven't found out who's in charge?
No one asked for a house tag?
Where's he at?
Summit.
Who is this squeaky-ass voice dude?
So, that's cool.
So, obviously...
Yeah, Lieutenant's coming.
He's the leader?
I'll be there by himself.
Appreciate it.
Wait, is this a legal check?
Definitely figure out why he wouldn't let me pass you initially.
Question.
Yeah.
I'm uneducated can y'all tell me why it's illegal?
What about it is illegal?
What about it is illegal?
Because aren't they technically doing like isn't it by their own will they're like they're
They're doing it.
It's torture.
Wrong address.
Oh, yeah.
I heard you go out and then.
So it looks and it seems to be bad.
These guys just rip in a vape, drink in a bush light.
Why does he kind of look like Steve?
I would probably be calling your house dad or whoever to get him here since ultimately he's probably in charge, right? Unless someone else is in charge.
Y'all think they fucked each other?
I know.
It's rushy.
Do you guys know how to fire on a gas stove?
It's manual.
It goes off.
This one's the hallway here.
Where is everybody's booze?
I don't think it was down here.
It's like stairs.
I can tell you it was completely out of the real.
Stuff on that one.
Be honest, has anybody in this chat ever been hazed, and don't lie?
I'm not really supposed to say it.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm not allowed to say it.
Yes, I do. It's true.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't care how many views anybody has no why do y'all feel the need to come into my chat
and tell me who has how many viewers.
I could not physically on planet Earth care less.
Not a single fiber in my body could care.
If XQC or Neon has 300,000 viewers,
I do not care at all.
Not even like an ounce of willpower in my body cares.
Why are the cops just staying there doing nothing?
First time. First time.
I'm getting a little frustrated that no one's telling me who's in charge of
what's going on right here.
I'm not in charge.
I'd like to help you.
They talk to the kids or no?
It's all because that is up here.
This boy is out of his mind.
Why are they not moving?
I was in a frat and I was getting hazed in cops, came into a room on my soul.
First person at St. Y'all, this guy's in charge, that guy's in charge, yes we are being
hazed, it is against my will, I do not want to do this, please let me free.
What is a house dad?
Something should have it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, makes sense, right?
You guys have house stats and number?
Yes, please.
Here's the deal, guys.
I'm going to start calling in my administration,
and this is like shut down a chapter type of stuff.
All right.
I wish I had it.
I'm going to bring some of this.
Yes, go back downstairs.
I want to see the owner check.
I need to use the basement.
What are they doing?
Where'd they go! Oh my god they left!
Where'd they go?
So what's going on in here, you don't know you're just blocking the door so we can't see
how does nobody live here then just hang it out no you tell me no you go to college
Classic business major people who go to college for business majors. They don't even they they literally only go to college for partying
Fracks and like having sex and drinking alcohol
They do not they don't even go to class half the time bro
They just put down business because the most basic major you could put down. This is actually a classic business major here
Huh?
I don't know what to tell you about.
Okay, how old are you?
I'm twenty-one.
I'm twenty-one.
Yeah, you got an idea. I need a proof.
Brother, go in the room!
That's probably not Jose.
He's just down in Beards.
Do you have the real drugs?
Wait, it's a fake ID?
It's real.
It's real.
It's fake.
It's fake.
Is that real driving or else?
Launcher room.
Mr. Narills, I believe.
Adam Paul, 545.
I go first.
349, Adam Paul, 5452.
Do you have your real driver's license?
Yo!
People real driver's license knowing he has a fee
Why would you give a cop a fake ID?
Say my name is Adam Paul. I go by Jose like you got to just be a drone
It's real.
Okay.
He gave him the fake ID back?
What?
It's back here.
Cool.
Jason.
Yes, sir?
Sure.
Stop interviewing him and go check inside the room.
He's blocking the door for a reason.
They're escaping!
Weak ass cops!
Oh my God, he's back! He's back! He's back!
Is anyone in here that needs medical attention?
Is anyone here that is against their will?
Is there anyone here?
This is so cult shit.
This might be the gayest thing I ever seen in my life.
Bunch of dudes shirtless,
fucking puking on each other,
spitting alcohol on each other,
sitting in a dark ass room in a corner.
This is the,
here who is not participating in us,
i.e. a leader.
Is there anyone with any sort of physical injury?
No.
Yeah.
Do you guys are trying to report it?
Oh yeah, we gotta go.
One thing I will say is they better, whoever was going to engage, they better all be
accepted into the front after this shit because they stood ten toes hurt here is
anyone not involved in this here I looks like you ever sure on looks like you
ever sure on how about you two come over and you and the great sure and the other
sure wait why do they even let fresh me a page if there's hate you come over
over here. Follow me here.
Well, yeah, second one.
Is that it? Is there more?
What's up?
I'm sorry I hate to point it out bro. Fuck I missed it.
Look at this fucking doing.
I don't know why out of all the people here this kid just pissed me the fuck off.
Look at this fucking dweeb, bro.
Stay left?
No.
Stay left.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Anderson.
Who does he look like?
Who does he look like?
I
Can't
This you pull these guys out no look at fucking clicks in the back. What is clicks doing in the back?
Okay, I want to go talk to those guys and they start coming. Why do we come out?
So I said that, so they should come out.
You said it?
I didn't.
So you're in charge.
Even though he said you're not in charge.
I'm not in charge.
I said, let's go to the beds.
Y'all, this guy just fucking sold himself out.
And his voice probably sounds like that because he was screaming at them.
And this kid's getting smiley in a base of it, dude.
You got clum on your neck, naked with a bunch of dudes,
and you're over here gay and smiley.
And that's where they sleep?
They're neat livens for the next semester of the spring.
What the fuck was that, dude?
Yo, what is he smiling at?
What else did he do?
So, the house that's here, he doesn't seem too happy.
No!
So I gotta ask you, what's going on tonight?
Nothing.
That's what they're doing here.
Have you all seen Kirkwood?
Huh?
There's the house stats here.
Okay.
So house stats here.
Yup.
He doesn't seem too happy in order to die, right?
So again, I'm going to ask you what's going on?
No
What are the benefits of being doing all this again?
Why do you have to join a fucking trap to get pussy though?
Okay, where do you live?
I live in something north of Eek Street, 2-3 Blocks down the street.
An apartment then?
Correct.
What about you?
Good as well.
So what are we doing here?
I was just coming by the house.
I didn't get a copy of that.
Holy fuck.
I'm not.
I'm not interested in it.
Doesn't fucking matter.
Don't sleep in here.
You can go back over there.
I'm not talking to you.
This is property.
This is property.
Yo, what is this?
Is this kid a war orange act?
Come on.
You can go back over there.
I'm not talking to you.
This is property.
This is property.
Stop.
It is.
And you know that.
No, this is only by your mercy.
Get out of here.
It's not.
It's not, it's not, it's all my same job.
Who cares?
No, we're not.
Go over there.
Yes, sir.
That's why you're over here.
That's why you're making things difficult.
I'm talking right now.
I'm not.
Why are you making things difficult?
I'm talking to my fucking friend.
No, you're not.
I'm talking to him.
You need to go back over there.
I'm not, but...
Got it.
You understand right here?
I don't know why you're being so difficult.
I'm not.
You are.
You're asking to fucking leave all of that?
No, you're not.
is this guy a moron, is this guy a moron?
You just got caught having 15 naked dudes in your basement throwing up on each other,
and you're telling, you're, yeah.
There's also fire code violations, there's hazing going on.
There's no hazing?
Oh yeah, no it's not.
I'm gonna talk to you.
So what's going on?
I already told you sir, I don't really know where this came from.
I have a bunch of buddies that want to play some Call of Duty Zombies.
Now that's fairs.
Down here?
No, up in this room.
Okay, I get it. What are you doing down here?
Well I came down here after the facts.
I mean, I was just showing them the kitchen.
After the fact of what?
After we played Call of Duty Zombies.
I came down here and I was just showing them the kitchen and my buddy.
And all these guys shirtless standard pins of walls blindfolds isn't kind of raise your suspicion
Yeah
Yes, no matter really it's a normal thing you guys do here. Yeah. Yes
Hey, yeah
I'm gonna say so you wouldn't or would I would not you would not say so so it's out of the ordinary
Correct?
Who's the person who brought this?
This guy.
This guy?
Yep.
Yep.
What's your name?
Joe.
Joe what?
Hi.
Hi.
Did you do this on me?
Yep.
I didn't even make this on you.
Yeah.
Joe what?
You got it.
You got it?
How do you spell that?
You know what?
Joe, you got it.
People are back.
Who the fuck is this guy?
No one's back here.
So, let's do that.
These are just currently all the guys that are shirtless sleeps.
Yep.
He's the house dad.
So how does he not know anybody?
What is a house dad?
He's the group leader, and he owns the house.
All right, thank you.
It's you if Twitch didn't work out, Cap.
Bro, y'all realize I would never do this shit.
Me? I don't need a frat to get pussy, dude.
When I was in college, I was slaying.
I was slaying mad pussy, dude.
I do not need a flat to get to get Pinani back in college.
Thanks.
Okay, anything else, we'll sit down here.
Yes, you're right.
Any more altercations?
Don't they?
It's all dead.
Why are you even here?
You don't live here, right?
I don't live here.
Then why are you here?
Dead.
I'm not here.
Can I leave?
No, not this time.
Why?
Because we've got to figure things out.
We're investigating.
Should we listen?
Should we listen?
What is he doing on his phone Charlie looks faded who's Charlie how do y'all
I don't know his name.
Here's my tattoo.
I'm getting business analytics.
How's that going?
All business majors.
Business majors?
I'm practicing for her.
She's got a family business.
Confirm that they don't have any injuries.
Perfect.
And then, does that sound good with you?
Sounds awesome.
since he wants, uh, everything that was in that, um, room.
Sounds like-
Let me check the kitchen.
Wait, I want to see if they have injuries.
I want to see if they have injuries.
You L-fucking cop, bro!
You have the worst fucking POV!
Fuck it.
What are you doing?
You're fucking-
You've-
You've stayed in this room ten times!
You're staying in there doing nothing, bro!
Not at all.
If you want to go check it out-
I'm just getting some stuff.
All right, David, you should-
You know what that room probably smells like it probably smells crazy
That's true. They're practically.
And the issues. And then this is just an error. Is that wrap around that here?
This is our boiler room. Yeah, I took a peek in there. But does it go in here?
I'm gonna go around, and then that's just the exit outside.
Yo, can you maybe go like actually explore a fucking place?
So is it going?
Yeah, what would you do here?
You're gonna suck.
Yonah raid.
Yonah, thank you for the raid!
Unofficial Yonah raid.
W. Yo knows, Yana, thank you for the official or unofficial rate.
I'm not sure what it what it is.
Okay.
Is it over?
It's done with no.
We can go back down.
Okay, is it overshadowing it's done with no we can go back down
What is on the floor?
That's a bombie?
Ha! That's a note, that's a note, that's a note.
No way they were just nutting on each other.
Oh, there it is.
There's the speaker.
All right.
I'm going to put this side of the window.
I want it all done so.
There are some people who work here for this.
Somewhere like on the computer, and someone's phone.
I guess.
Like you guys had any idea who was here for this event?
OXES House?
No, of course.
No.
So, wait, Ryan's fighting right after that?
On what? On what? On what?
Did you bet on it?
Do I bet on him?
I have no crypto here.
Is it a, is it a, I don't see Ryan Garcia even on here, boxing.
Ryan Garcia is minus 260.
Oh, he is very us good.
What is this?
I
I'm just going to get shot like straight up.
We have two now.
So literally that's simple.
Wait, so if I put, if I put, if I put 3,000 on Ryan Garcia, I only win 1,000?
It's not even worth it.
You should bet Ryan Garcia in over six and a half rounds.
I feel like I bet over eight and a half rounds.
No, it's not even good odds.
low-key shitty odds, bro.
Ryan Garcia, by decision?
That's not bad.
What do y'all think about that?
Ryan Garcia, by decision, if I put 2,000 on it, when 4,800, no, he knocks people up.
All right, I'm not even going to put money on it.
But I'm like, I don't know enough to put money on it.
I'm just keeping it up.
I'm just keeping it real.
Just keeping it real.
Just keeping it real.
Just keeping it real.
Just keeping it real.
Just keeping it real.
Why are y'all saying not going to lie already, bro?
Thank you.
Not gonna lie to y'all, bro.
Well, how are y'all saying, of course?
Listen, bruh.
Listen, dude, listen, dude, listen, dude.
Probably gonna hop off here, you know what I'm saying?
off here a little jet lag a little tired from the traveling and stuff you know
right off the plane into the stream and there's also some shit you know that I
just got to make sure of you know got to transfer some important goods that I
had here you know elsewhere but
I'll be live tomorrow.
What's tomorrow?
Wait, is everybody back tomorrow?
Ron is.
So it's me, Ron.
Jason's not back.
Silky's here.
So me, Ron, Silky, and Adaptor all here, right?
In Marlin.
Oh no, Marlin's not.
Okay, wait, everybody's lowkey coming back slowly, dude.
Everybody's lowkey coming back slowly.
Um
But I love y'all
I think these kids are retarded, bro.
Hey, if y'all see any shit on your feeds, just report,
post, report,
you know, do whatever y'all wanna do, report.
But hey, love y'all, I'll be live tomorrow
and I'm gonna head out.
Join the Twittercom.
I have a feeling it's gonna be
an interesting night in the Twittercom.
Just request to join it, mods will let people in.
And yeah, I love y'all and I'm
you
you