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💥GETTING A PET WITH DARLA 💥 STARTING MY FAMILY YOUNG 💥 TOURING OLD HOUSE WITH RON 💥 FINAL RENOVATIONS ON NEW MOTORCYCLE 💥 !com !tapcaps

02-23-2026 · 6h 20m

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[00:04:00] Maybe a little five gifted off the wake-up chat, not a bad shout at all.
[00:04:05] Anybody in the chat want to get a little five gifted off the wake-up?
[00:04:07] Not a bad shout, just a thought. Anybody?
[00:04:16] We're so good.
[00:04:18] No, I'm good.
[00:04:19] Okay.
[00:04:20] Come on.
[00:04:21] I know this stream does not start until I see five gifted come through.
[00:04:24] There we go.
[00:04:25] Derek Perez, thank you so much for the five gifted.
[00:04:27] gifted Adriana Rio.
[00:04:57] Adriana Rio? Andrea Rio? Mad Suspicious Fam! Mad Suspicious Fam! Now I'm gonna get
[00:05:11] everything out the way, okay? Because I already know how the stream's gonna go.
[00:05:14] First off, before y'all start spinning the same hoodie, yes, I am wearing the
[00:05:19] same hoodie, okay? The reason I'm wearing the same hoodie is because I took
[00:05:24] it off yesterday when I went to paint so it's still technically clean because I
[00:05:28] only wore it for half the day that's why I'm wearing the same hoodie okay that's
[00:05:33] why we're in the same hoodie all right facts next do I look a little chopped
[00:05:40] right now yes because I just woke up all of us look a little groggy and
[00:05:43] chocolate we just wake up in the morning I woke up showered brush my teeth
[00:05:46] and went live not even didn't even eat a little breakfast okay for all the
[00:05:52] Girls in a chat.
[00:05:52] Yes, my hair is growing back out.
[00:05:55] So I know you guys are probably jumping for joy,
[00:05:58] got a tear drop coming from your leg right now.
[00:06:00] As you can see, the hair is currently growing back out
[00:06:02] very nicely.
[00:06:03] It's already starting to curl a little bit.
[00:06:06] It's just gonna get more curly over time.
[00:06:07] So if you're a girl and you watch my streams,
[00:06:09] please refrain from getting wet.
[00:06:12] Thank you.
[00:06:13] Next topic at hand.
[00:06:15] Today we have a packed ass day of content.
[00:06:18] I'm gonna be honest.
[00:06:19] We have a packed ass day of content.
[00:06:22] We're live very early.
[00:06:23] It's 10, it's 10 30 in the morning for me, okay?
[00:06:27] We are right now about to leave
[00:06:30] within the next 15, 20 minutes whenever,
[00:06:32] because Darla's put her makeup on.
[00:06:35] We are going to start a family today.
[00:06:37] Yes, I'm 23 years old
[00:06:39] and I am officially starting a family today
[00:06:41] live on stream.
[00:06:44] No, I am not having sex on stream.
[00:06:47] Well, how do you sex stream?
[00:06:51] No, I'm not doing a sex stream.
[00:06:54] I'm not doing a sex stream.
[00:06:58] Listen, we are going to get a pet today, all right?
[00:07:04] Darla is getting a pet, and I'm tagging along.
[00:07:10] Gigi, G-G-L-A-C-G-G, gonna see that pet in PA.
[00:07:17] pre-giving pet to Sayid, another pet for Sayid, all right?
[00:07:24] I'm starting my family today.
[00:07:26] Yes, I'm young, yes, I'm in my prime,
[00:07:28] but I think it's time I really settle down
[00:07:30] and start my family.
[00:07:32] So we're gonna be going to this place
[00:07:34] and I am going to be getting a steak.
[00:07:39] I'm not getting a steak.
[00:07:40] Darla's getting a steak.
[00:07:41] I wanna make this very clear.
[00:07:42] Before all the haters start to come into chat
[00:07:44] and dick ride and say this, say that,
[00:07:47] I am not the one getting the pet, okay?
[00:07:50] Darla is getting the snake.
[00:07:51] Darla wants a snake, so she got a snake.
[00:07:55] Apparently the snake is disabled.
[00:08:00] I didn't know a snake could be disabled.
[00:08:03] From what she told me, the snake is a disabled snake
[00:08:07] and it has like a growing problem or some shit.
[00:08:11] Like, from what I took from it
[00:08:13] is basically a snake can't get erect.
[00:08:15] The snake can't get hurt.
[00:08:19] How the fuck is a snake disabled?
[00:08:21] Darla, what does it have?
[00:08:22] It has like, I don't think she's watching.
[00:08:24] It has no legs, yes.
[00:08:26] So the snake has no legs.
[00:08:29] I thought that was kind of a given for a snake.
[00:08:31] I didn't know, okay.
[00:08:39] Sped snake.
[00:08:40] Yeah, it's a sped snake.
[00:08:42] The snake has a rectile dysfunction.
[00:08:46] It has some type of disease where it doesn't grow.
[00:08:48] It has an extented growth or some shape.
[00:08:50] So yes, it is a Down syndrome snake.
[00:08:57] It is a sped snake, yeah, yeah.
[00:09:00] Why are you getting a pet, bro?
[00:09:01] You already gave three away.
[00:09:05] So let me get this straight.
[00:09:07] Let me get this straight.
[00:09:09] So I'm a bad guy because I like to make people
[00:09:12] in the world happy and give them pets
[00:09:14] and change their lives and make them happy.
[00:09:17] I'm a bad guy for giving families loving pets.
[00:09:21] Nice, nice, nice.
[00:09:24] I'm the bad guy for giving families across the world
[00:09:27] loving pets.
[00:09:30] Wow, bro.
[00:09:32] Not you guys are real good human beings.
[00:09:35] You guys are real good human beings.
[00:09:39] You getting a pet just to have a segment, this is not my pet!
[00:09:47] This is not my pet!
[00:09:48] How many times do I have to say it?
[00:09:55] Pet for content, son.
[00:09:58] What is this?
[00:10:03] fit pics. Supreme ex spider-man? Wait, this is actually tough. Wait, can I buy this? I
[00:10:28] I like the blue and red one.
[00:10:30] Dude, imagine I was wearing this while riding my motorcycle.
[00:10:33] I would look like I would.
[00:10:34] I would look so fucking tough riding in Save in the City
[00:10:36] on my motorcycle with this.
[00:10:37] Could you imagine how cool I would look?
[00:10:44] It's not a scooter.
[00:10:47] It's not a scooter.
[00:10:48] How much is it gonna cost?
[00:10:50] A thousand dollars?
[00:10:53] Sketch is calling me.
[00:10:54] Sketch, hello.
[00:10:56] you're in my city you didn't even check in okay what's up welcome to the welcome
[00:11:10] to LA King the King welcomes you here with open arms
[00:11:14] If you want to stream at all, let me know.
[00:11:17] I'm pretty, I work that job later today
[00:11:20] if you want to work.
[00:11:23] A job?
[00:11:23] I worked the job yesterday, actually, fun fact.
[00:11:27] What job do you work?
[00:11:29] I.
[00:11:29] And Chattanooga, they got a job, that's why.
[00:11:32] No, no, no, I was a mechanic yesterday.
[00:11:33] I worked at a mechanic job.
[00:11:37] You worked at a mechanic job?
[00:11:39] Yes, I actually did.
[00:11:40] I actually did.
[00:11:40] I worked on it.
[00:11:41] I renovated a whole motorcycle yesterday.
[00:11:43] If you're saying on the check, you're a diff rider,
[00:11:45] I renovated an entire motorcycle.
[00:11:49] Listen, did you buy a motorcycle?
[00:11:50] Yes or no?
[00:11:51] Yes.
[00:11:52] Is it on the side car?
[00:11:54] No.
[00:11:55] So if I wanted to ride your thing,
[00:11:57] I'd have to be kicked a lot with you.
[00:11:59] Yeah, but if you want to ride,
[00:12:01] if you want to ride my thing,
[00:12:02] you come over and he's having a ride it.
[00:12:04] Okay.
[00:12:05] Like just let me know.
[00:12:06] But hey, listen, like I'm probably going to do
[00:12:09] a very long late stream tonight
[00:12:11] because I feel like I haven't really been grinding that hard
[00:12:14] and my community deserves longer streams.
[00:12:16] I've only been doing like eight hour streams
[00:12:19] and my community deserves way more
[00:12:20] and they deserve me to stream along the long hard hours.
[00:12:24] So I'll probably get a stream very, very long and late today.
[00:12:28] So if you're free after your job
[00:12:29] and you wanna pull up on me, we're welcome to sketch.
[00:12:32] I'm John, I'll pull up on you.
[00:12:35] Hey, and I miss and love you.
[00:12:37] All right, I miss and love you too, bro.
[00:12:38] Or if you're here, we could play a song out for tomorrow
[00:12:40] day after whatever you want to do. Alright, I'll let you know. I'll play up by
[00:12:46] here and let you know where the night takes me. Alright, let's you go. Pre-
[00:12:52] ending up at a bar high as hell and drunk. Check the comments important, Lacey,
[00:12:58] okay? You know what? There's some there's some I wanted to do it and I
[00:13:03] have nothing to do right now, so I'm just gonna do it. How did you guys
[00:13:07] find this.
[00:13:09] This is the video of the Thomas People Dance.
[00:13:14] Hurry up!
[00:13:19] Oh, why?
[00:13:21] Come on.
[00:13:23] Let's have enough, both of us!
[00:13:25] That's the reason you're doing this.
[00:13:31] Why are y'all saying sped, bros?
[00:13:33] Brother, I guess y'all didn't all act like this. That's not this isn't me by the way
[00:13:50] Now but there's something I want to do right now, okay? There's something I want to do right now, okay?
[00:13:53] Hold on. Let me do it real quick. Let me do it real quick
[00:13:57] So this is for all the people who are here earlier right now
[00:14:00] If you have been denied or waiting to get into the Twitter column, I am about to open it up right now
[00:14:07] Okay, I'm about to open it up
[00:14:12] Just for a little bit just for a little bit it's at 7.8k members
[00:14:17] I'm probably gonna close it at 8.5k. I'm gonna so so the first 700 people can get in if you are inactive in the
[00:14:24] Calm you will get kicked. All right, so you have to be active
[00:14:27] Mods are going to be doing a purge, but hold on, I'm going to open it up a little bit more.
[00:14:38] Open. There we go. There we go. Mods, can you pin this and say, calm open till 8.5K?
[00:14:47] Do not OMA5, bro. Do not OMA5.
[00:14:52] We are welcoming new people into the community.
[00:14:54] All right, Lacey is live, link below.
[00:14:59] Brother, should I wait to react to him
[00:15:01] till the punch now has a friend that protects him?
[00:15:05] Wait, what's...punch, punch, punch the monkey.
[00:15:34] The tragedy? He died?
[00:15:39] Whoa!
[00:15:44] Wait. Punched the monkey died?
[00:15:50] The story of Japan's viral video.
[00:15:54] Aw!
[00:15:59] The monkey has a pet monkey!
[00:16:19] Hey, that was the mom?
[00:16:29] Abandoned shortly after!
[00:16:33] Oh
[00:16:57] My god, he has friends now
[00:17:03] Aw, he's his only friend is a stuffed animal monkey.
[00:17:08] He got jumped?
[00:17:33] You're getting gloomed.
[00:17:40] No way Punch God jumped.
[00:17:48] If Punch God jumped I'm gonna get mad.
[00:17:49] I'm generally gonna get mad if Punch God jumped.
[00:17:56] What the f- get this- get this fucking monkey out of here!
[00:17:59] Get this monkey out of the zoo!
[00:18:01] Get this monkey out of the zoo!
[00:18:03] Get this monkey out!
[00:18:29] I hate this monkey.
[00:18:36] I hate him.
[00:18:37] I hate you.
[00:18:39] Why are you?
[00:18:40] Why is he hurting him?
[00:18:43] I can't stand this monkey.
[00:18:46] Look at him, bro.
[00:18:48] Look at him, like, staring him down.
[00:18:53] I want to adopt punch.
[00:18:58] I want to adopt punch.
[00:18:59] I want to adopt punch. How do I get him? How do I get punch? I'll pay any amount of money in the world
[00:19:04] I'll pay any amount of money in the world
[00:19:07] Name the price I want punch
[00:19:11] I want to buy this monkey
[00:19:15] 15,000 done deal 100,000 done deal. I want to buy punch
[00:19:19] How do I get in contact with the zoo and buy punch?
[00:19:22] I'll give him the best life. He's ever had I'll set up a whole entire aquarium or a whole entire jungle in the backyard
[00:19:28] a caged in jungle. Wait, is it legal to buy a monkey in California?
[00:19:51] You guys saying Maya's awake? FaceTime Maya.
[00:19:56] Starting a FaceTime call to Maya.
[00:19:59] She's probably awake early. She's like irresponsible at all.
[00:20:02] Realistically, Maya's old. She's responsible.
[00:20:06] She probably wakes up at like 7am.
[00:20:08] Oh, yep, she's awake. I knew it. Hey Maya, I'm streaming right now.
[00:20:11] Yeah, I figured.
[00:20:12] Question, what time do you wake up?
[00:20:15] Like 8?
[00:20:16] I knew it.
[00:20:18] She's not old? How old are you Maya?
[00:20:20] 27.
[00:20:24] All right
[00:20:26] My I have a serious like offer for you. I
[00:20:31] Just watched a video of a monkey named punch and he got jumped by another monkey
[00:20:38] I want to buy punch and I want to I want to put him at alveas and I want to sponsor his whole thing
[00:20:43] How do we get punch? I
[00:20:45] I have no idea. I don't know anything about that facility. I've seen a couple videos of that monkey. Here's my two cents, but I don't know everything. Okay?
[00:20:54] One, it's very sad because he's a little tiny baby and he's really cute. And no one like seen a tiny baby monkey get beat up. However,
[00:21:04] However, climates are very physical with each other
[00:21:08] and that's how they teach each other
[00:21:10] how to incorporate into social dynamics, right?
[00:21:12] And so there will be some fighting at the beginning
[00:21:15] as he's integrating.
[00:21:16] I'm hoping that he just, he learns
[00:21:20] and then he becomes integrated and everything is all good.
[00:21:24] I don't know how to say this.
[00:21:24] Also this is normal.
[00:21:26] This is super normal kind of behavior, yes.
[00:21:28] So he's not getting bullied and like, he's not like sad?
[00:21:31] It's he is a baby and it's not and it's hard to wash right but like I don't know I haven't seen it
[00:21:38] I've only seen a couple clips like I've seen a couple clips that I'm getting like drag around which is unfortunately normal for my behavior
[00:21:43] But I don't know maybe it is bad. Maybe it is getting better. I don't know
[00:21:47] I don't I don't know that you can purchase the monkey and I I don't think that's a viable route also actually
[00:21:56] What happened your geckos?
[00:21:58] What happened to your geckos my geckos yes so what happened was the power at the house
[00:22:07] got shut off and as a responsible father that I am I made a decision to export them to a
[00:22:13] different house because they had no light no power no sustainability.
[00:22:19] You remember when you got those fucking geckos and I told you I said Lacey you better take
[00:22:23] care of those two pets for the duration of their entire life. Don't be naughty. To listen, to give
[00:22:30] a good example to your young viewers that you don't get pets without doing proper research
[00:22:35] and you take care of them for the duration of their lives because that's a commitment that you made
[00:22:38] to them. And remember you said yes I will do that. Now look into the camera and tell them
[00:22:45] I will never get a pet again without doing proper research and you shouldn't either.
[00:22:53] chat I will never ever get a pet again without doing proper research and you
[00:22:59] guys should not either make sure to be responsible when you get pets and make
[00:23:03] sure you are ready and responsible for them thank you I hope you don't see
[00:23:18] eclipse from pretty street. Fuck dude!
[00:23:27] Huh? Nothing. I told Maya I'll never get a pet again just now. I told Maya that I'll never get a pet again.
[00:23:39] I'm not getting a pet. She had Darla's getting a pet. She's getting a pet snake.
[00:23:43] That's not my pet.
[00:23:46] Clip that and then switch that to him getting a pet.
[00:23:52] Don't do that, bro.
[00:23:53] Don't do that.
[00:23:55] So T.
[00:23:56] Aw, you guys think I'm T?
[00:23:58] Thank you.
[00:24:00] Yeah, you're some T.
[00:24:05] Not you.
[00:24:06] Not you.
[00:24:07] Okay.
[00:24:08] All right.
[00:24:09] You ready?
[00:24:10] We need the full camera setup for today, by the way.
[00:24:11] What is this?
[00:24:18] This is old!
[00:24:21] That's old, Sophia!
[00:24:24] You have low testosterone?
[00:24:26] No I do not!
[00:24:29] What?
[00:24:30] What?
[00:24:31] Well?
[00:24:32] I have high testosterone.
[00:24:36] Yes you do.
[00:24:37] No I don't.
[00:24:38] My testosterone level is four or five hundred.
[00:24:43] Wait, is testosterone what makes you like...
[00:24:48] Okay, never mind.
[00:24:50] What makes you what?
[00:24:52] Like, never mind.
[00:24:56] No, say it. What makes you what?
[00:24:58] Oh, it makes you horny?
[00:24:59] Yeah. Is that...
[00:25:01] Yes, if you have high testosterone,
[00:25:03] then you will be a very horny guy.
[00:25:05] So, you have like extremely high possession.
[00:25:09] I'm gonna be honest.
[00:25:11] Every day XP, thanks for the five gifted.
[00:25:13] Appreciate the five in the chat, man.
[00:25:16] Why are y'all saying caught?
[00:25:18] Caught.
[00:25:20] Bro making content out of animals now.
[00:25:25] Ooh, no, probably your car or Darla's car?
[00:25:29] Are we gonna?
[00:25:32] Yeah, I need to change my coolant again.
[00:25:34] Can you change it for me?
[00:25:36] Can you do it?
[00:25:37] Yeah.
[00:25:38] I can change your cooler.
[00:25:39] Okay.
[00:25:40] You saw my motorcycle?
[00:25:41] No.
[00:25:42] Yeah, I can change your cooler, right?
[00:25:44] Why are you guys saying GG?
[00:25:47] I can change coolant on a car.
[00:25:49] I'm a grown-ass fucking man, bro.
[00:25:51] I'm a grown man.
[00:25:52] I can change coolant on a car.
[00:25:56] GG engine.
[00:25:58] Checked all the coolant.
[00:25:59] Wait, why don't we just take the low pad?
[00:26:03] Hold on hold on a minute. First off. I'm not going to disrespect the PD like that
[00:26:08] It's not a movie
[00:26:11] It's not
[00:26:12] It's not a moped
[00:26:14] It's a motorcycle and it's called the PD of game dropper
[00:26:20] Guys calm is at 8.3k it's open till 8.5k if you guys want to join it be active daily
[00:26:25] Make sure to join if not you're just gonna get kicked so don't even bother last calls. It's already at 8.3
[00:26:30] So I'm gonna I'm gonna close it pretty soon here. All right. There it is stop spamming. I'll spam
[00:26:34] I just predicted what you guys are gonna say in the chat
[00:26:36] I'll spam. Yeah, see I know you guys way too well. I know you guys way too well
[00:26:42] Why do I look so bright today?
[00:26:54] I don't look so like right you're a lot
[00:27:00] Oh, for real Chad, that's what y'all mean?
[00:27:05] I'm a walking condom, Zed?
[00:27:09] Thank you.
[00:27:27] Okay, you ready, Drew?
[00:27:29] You, oh my gosh.
[00:27:35] Magged by Coco.
[00:27:40] Let's go.
[00:27:44] Darla, what lip liner do you use?
[00:27:48] So she actually uses a custom one of one Margele lip liner.
[00:27:53] It's a Margele liner.
[00:27:54] Why are you telling me that?
[00:27:56] It's a beauty shade wink.
[00:28:00] Do you want some on?
[00:28:01] Do you want some on?
[00:28:02] No, I don't want a lip liner.
[00:28:03] No, I'm a grown ass man.
[00:28:04] I don't want a lip liner.
[00:28:07] I think she is sweet.
[00:28:09] All right, are you ready?
[00:28:10] Chad, are you ready to leave?
[00:28:11] I'm going to show you guys the bike.
[00:28:12] Let me know what you guys think.
[00:28:13] And then we're going to go.
[00:28:14] Another pet for contact.
[00:28:15] Classic.
[00:28:16] Wait, I'm like, Peter, I'm like, please.
[00:28:18] Oh, the Twitter com, the Twitter com, the Twitter com.
[00:28:20] We have to go.
[00:28:21] I know, but I have to close the com real quick.
[00:28:23] What is that?
[00:28:24] And they're posting a picture of me in a phone.
[00:28:26] Lucy, Lucy, Lucy.
[00:28:34] What were you thinking in that moment?
[00:28:36] I'm actually curious.
[00:28:37] I was thinking Wright was going to get paid.
[00:28:39] That's what I was thinking.
[00:28:40] Who are you sending it to?
[00:28:41] I posted it on Twitter and I got $3,000 for it during my sub-a-thon.
[00:28:45] I needed the sub-a-thon to continue.
[00:28:47] Wright was paid for the next four months after that sub-a-thon.
[00:28:49] It was a great business financial decision.
[00:28:51] Facts are no, Jack.
[00:28:54] All right, yeah, but now it's going to point you forever and are yes
[00:28:59] Oh
[00:29:02] Little case out Jack can dogs have case out
[00:29:08] All right, I'm gonna close it last call to join the thugs twitter com very very last call officially last call right now before we leave
[00:29:15] Last call to join you're not gonna be active. Don't join. It's open right now
[00:29:18] And it is it opens maybe once every couple months. So if you want to join join now
[00:29:24] You're a pet abuser.
[00:29:27] It's okay, Chad.
[00:29:29] He never lets me speak.
[00:29:30] He always cuts me off.
[00:29:31] Cap.
[00:29:32] Yeah, I think your ADHD is more than that.
[00:29:34] I do not have ADHD.
[00:29:36] I do not have ADHD.
[00:29:40] Elle Boyfriend.
[00:29:41] Elle Boyfriend.
[00:29:42] Elle Boyfriend.
[00:29:43] My top cap came today.
[00:29:45] Congratulations, bro.
[00:29:46] Oh my God, Chad.
[00:29:47] Did you know Darla's snake has a down syndrome?
[00:29:49] I literally said it doesn't.
[00:29:51] It's 30 minutes.
[00:29:58] Can we rotate? Yeah, let's rotate. Let's rotate. Let's rotate. Are you ready to leave? Yeah.
[00:30:11] Okay.
[00:30:17] Oh, darling, you need to switch it. Or do you have someone that does it?
[00:30:20] I don't know if Jason's up there today.
[00:30:22] Who's up there?
[00:30:24] Who? You're gonna call going to the theater to the snake?
[00:30:26] No!
[00:30:32] I'll go in the way.
[00:30:34] Wait, you've got my keys. Let me see if my hands are full.
[00:30:36] Yeah.
[00:30:38] Just leave her upstairs.
[00:30:40] I want to check the bike.
[00:30:45] Check.
[00:30:46] This is what it looks like.
[00:30:47] I still have to do one more coat of black
[00:30:50] and one more coat of clear coat.
[00:30:52] But I'm going to be honest, it genuinely looks good.
[00:30:54] Like it generally looks good.
[00:30:55] Look at it.
[00:30:57] It actually looks good.
[00:31:02] But black came out very nice.
[00:31:04] And everybody doubted me and said I couldn't do it.
[00:31:06] Everybody said I couldn't do it.
[00:31:07] And look what I did.
[00:31:08] Look what I did.
[00:31:08] successfully renovated my bike never do this again they're saying it looks ass
[00:31:16] bro on God it doesn't look bad but when we take the tape off then they
[00:31:20] could say it looks ass but right now they cannot say that I can't judge right
[00:31:24] now cuz you can't even see the handlebars or anything it's actually not
[00:31:30] as shit as I thought it would be good John Lacey you could actually be a
[00:31:33] professional mechanic in a shop appreciate that bro finally a phone
[00:31:37] Services kind of farther, but yeah chat wait I do one more thing one more
[00:31:42] Not I think we need to leave okay. I do have a question though quick real quick chat
[00:31:46] He's anybody in the chat know why it has these little like things on I don't know if you guys could see but it has like
[00:31:52] Maybe you could say that off. Yeah, I have to say that is
[00:31:56] I'm trying to like show it, but I can't
[00:31:59] How do I like show it not me you see it there?
[00:32:02] Yeah, you can see it.
[00:32:03] It has like little like like like kind of like fuzz like not fuzz.
[00:32:06] It's dirt.
[00:32:07] Dust.
[00:32:08] Oh, okay.
[00:32:11] It's come.
[00:32:12] It looks good, right?
[00:32:14] Yeah, can I ask you to be a professional mechanic?
[00:32:18] No.
[00:32:19] Okay.
[00:32:20] All right, let's go.
[00:32:22] Should I do a coat before I leave?
[00:32:24] No, we have to go.
[00:32:28] Do you know your dumbass left your passport on the bat right there?
[00:32:32] On what?
[00:32:33] On the golf cart?
[00:32:34] Yeah, I know. I put it there first.
[00:32:35] Oh, that's my place to put it on.
[00:32:37] I just want to know how I just got to remember where it was at.
[00:32:39] Wait, are you driving or me?
[00:32:41] Me, because my mom gets mad.
[00:32:46] Wait, you, I want to sit in the back seat.
[00:32:49] Okay, it's hard.
[00:32:51] Huh?
[00:32:52] I could have sit in the back seat.
[00:32:53] If you want to sit in the back, sure, I just...
[00:32:55] Will you sit in my way?
[00:32:56] Yeah, I'll sit in the back.
[00:32:57] No cap, no cap.
[00:32:58] What does the snake come in? Like a little box or?
[00:33:01] What?
[00:33:05] The snake just goes around your neck.
[00:33:08] Yeah, it's really warm.
[00:33:10] Okay, actually, can you get your feet?
[00:33:14] Come on, come with me.
[00:33:19] What?
[00:33:19] Hold on to me, I'm just going to sleep.
[00:33:25] GG new neck piece.
[00:33:35] What is your door dodge?
[00:33:39] What is your door dodge?
[00:33:41] Nothing.
[00:33:42] No, your door dodge something. What's in here?
[00:33:44] What the fuck's in here, dude?
[00:33:46] I didn't do it.
[00:33:48] I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't put up anything!
[00:33:53] Really?
[00:33:55] I'm scared!
[00:33:57] I'm scared!
[00:34:06] What's that?
[00:34:09] Fuck, it's after.
[00:34:14] Where are these?
[00:34:18] They're probably in your car, actually.
[00:34:28] No, because they drove last night.
[00:34:31] They're in my room.
[00:34:33] Wait, can I just sit down here and switch it to the camera since I don't have to drive anymore?
[00:34:37] Oh, no, because you need to turn on the truck.
[00:34:40] You have a suitcase in the back.
[00:34:43] I don't.
[00:34:44] Is it? I don't know.
[00:34:47] I'm growing outside.
[00:34:49] Alright, come out right away, you fucker.
[00:34:53] Law, she's calling me.
[00:34:56] Wait, she's giving me that, I'm gonna call her upstairs.
[00:34:59] I mean, all her food is down here.
[00:35:01] Aw, for me.
[00:35:03] Fuck, I don't have another hand to turn the Wi-Fi off.
[00:35:06] Ugh, hold on, chat.
[00:35:09] I have one hand here.
[00:35:11] Sorry.
[00:35:14] Your keys!
[00:35:16] I'm gonna buy a porpoise after, right?
[00:35:18] HOOOOOO!
[00:35:19] No, I'm gonna stop and let me off!
[00:35:21] No, no, no, it's way easier for me.
[00:35:27] That's a beautiful day.
[00:35:29] And then you have Dewal.
[00:35:31] Oh, really?
[00:35:32] Okay, and then you have fucking Coco up there.
[00:35:34] She's cute.
[00:35:36] I have a friend for you.
[00:35:39] You said it was a dude.
[00:35:41] Daddy, cool!
[00:35:42] Who is it?
[00:35:43] I don't need a fucking friend.
[00:35:45] Oh, I'm a good chat up.
[00:35:51] Hi, Jack.
[00:35:54] TURN GAY!
[00:35:55] Alright.
[00:35:56] That's fucking stupid ass chat.
[00:36:01] Wait.
[00:36:02] Thank God you're the switch.
[00:36:05] I see nobody, nobody, but you, you, you.
[00:36:11] You see this on my hands?
[00:36:15] No.
[00:36:16] You're a phone call.
[00:36:18] Hold on.
[00:36:20] Wait, um, would you pick up over there?
[00:36:22] How did?
[00:36:28] Why did I say plan B?
[00:36:30] Oh, because I was like, should we do plan A or plan B?
[00:36:32] Which was, uh, go to your apartment or get sink?
[00:36:41] Oh my God!
[00:36:43] We have fire!
[00:36:45] Um...
[00:36:47] Please, can you grab the phone?
[00:36:49] Is this going to squish you?
[00:36:51] No!
[00:36:53] I'll let you know if it's not.
[00:36:55] Yeah, it's not.
[00:36:57] I can't do this on time.
[00:36:59] Yeah, I can't do this on time.
[00:37:01] I'm making your girlfriend sit in the back.
[00:37:03] I'm making your girlfriend sit in the back.
[00:37:05] I'm making your girlfriend sit in the back.
[00:37:07] I'm making your girlfriend sit in the back.
[00:37:09] Making your girlfriend sit in the back of the house. I mean, yeah, you can't get back there
[00:37:15] Well, I need to be added
[00:37:20] When she was just used to service, where do you want to
[00:37:26] Probably the back
[00:37:30] I hate this trash can with this
[00:37:32] You need to back up, or I'll give you a hard time.
[00:37:35] You are actually such a bad driver.
[00:37:38] I backed up for three seconds to fuck you, you're a bad driver.
[00:37:42] I said the truth.
[00:37:44] Don't hit my car, dude.
[00:37:46] Hit his car.
[00:37:53] I got to find out.
[00:38:04] Ew.
[00:38:05] I'll save you.
[00:38:10] I know you're probably a little like grandpa, but I got you.
[00:38:20] Oh yeah, Gigi's to my hair.
[00:38:24] It's a nice day out.
[00:38:25] We have to put the top down.
[00:38:26] Or just get some of the top up.
[00:38:27] I don't get it.
[00:38:28] I don't get it.
[00:38:29] I don't get it.
[00:38:30] What?
[00:38:31] I don't get it.
[00:38:32] No.
[00:38:33] I just...
[00:38:34] I don't get it.
[00:38:35] I don't get it.
[00:38:36] I don't get it.
[00:38:37] I don't get it.
[00:38:38] I don't get it.
[00:38:39] How's that have shown I was asking a question is it the top up or the top down?
[00:38:53] I'm actually
[00:38:55] Yeah, I'm actually one of the showers
[00:39:09] Thank you.
[00:39:39] you
[00:40:09] you
[00:40:39] you
[00:41:09] you
[00:41:39] you
[00:42:09] How can it kill my battery when I have a gas, a gas power car?
[00:42:15] I don't know.
[00:42:25] Hey, I don't know.
[00:42:27] Jack, I want a new car.
[00:42:29] Oh my god.
[00:42:31] What? I don't want to be broke, I swear.
[00:42:36] Oh my god.
[00:44:09] a garbage bin for a day. I love my son. I want to do it quick.
[00:44:13] A garbage bin?
[00:44:15] Yeah. I think it'd be fun.
[00:44:17] You should do that. I think you're a grown one.
[00:44:20] Stop laughing.
[00:44:22] Ah, that's fine.
[00:44:23] The new AutoTool in 2026 has been in big jam.
[00:44:27] And it's just...
[00:44:28] I had to use your brain. I had to use your brain. I had to use your brain.
[00:44:33] You was your hoodie on my channel.
[00:44:36] You're finding hair dye everywhere
[00:44:40] Most of the time you grow your farm
[00:44:44] But every joke falls right inside
[00:44:48] Try to feel the silence within
[00:44:52] It's been a while, but the crowd feels empty
[00:44:56] And I am around without you
[00:44:59] I cannot move on
[00:45:01] Without you, there's no choice
[00:45:35] you
[00:46:05] you
[00:46:35] you
[00:47:05] you
[00:47:35] you
[00:48:05] You
[00:48:35] Is it Ronaldo?
[00:48:37] No, it's LeBron.
[00:48:39] That's the police.
[00:48:41] No, that's the ghost man.
[00:48:43] The ghost is LeBron.
[00:48:49] Oh my God, they almost crashed.
[00:48:51] Well, you did too.
[00:48:53] What?
[00:48:55] Where now?
[00:48:57] She was lying for no reason.
[00:48:59] I'll say I'm not.
[00:49:01] You wanna make a lot of me almost crashing back like this?
[00:49:07] Guess what? I have control of us all of our lives right now!
[00:49:10] And I'll run into a fucking tree!
[00:49:23] Don't be thinking that there's a spy there.
[00:49:28] I'm not a fake demon, I'm a real demon.
[00:49:31] We're 20 minutes away are you sure you want to get a snake don't they live
[00:49:42] really long but you get a pet I think you're responsible enough to get a pet
[00:49:48] they don't sell pets there maybe they'll get the pig in the backyard can a pig
[00:49:54] just live in the backyard so
[00:49:57] Chad, didn't that Logan Paul have a pig in his backyard?
[00:50:00] I would.
[00:50:01] I know.
[00:50:02] Wait.
[00:50:03] Let's see.
[00:50:04] Wait.
[00:50:05] Kid, wait, so how do you count?
[00:50:07] Can I get a pic today?
[00:50:12] Why?
[00:50:13] Because you're 0 for 3.
[00:50:18] I'm not 0 for 3.
[00:50:20] You are.
[00:50:21] No, I'm not.
[00:50:22] I'm 3 for 3 actually.
[00:50:23] If you think about my history with pets.
[00:50:25] What if I, like, just died?
[00:50:27] Would you take care of Coco?
[00:50:30] If you died?
[00:50:31] Yeah. Where would you like to sell her?
[00:50:33] How much you go for?
[00:50:35] Yeah!
[00:50:36] What?
[00:50:37] That's awesome!
[00:50:38] How much you go for?
[00:50:41] Cheeseburger maybe?
[00:50:44] Not the turn.
[00:50:45] No, I didn't have to.
[00:50:46] Oh, I missed the turn. Really? I missed the turn while I was...
[00:50:48] I guess... I guess I might as well say anything.
[00:50:50] I would have.
[00:50:52] We're gonna be on the highway with the...
[00:50:54] Oh, yeah, I'm cheeky as fuck.
[00:50:56] See you don't call me, baby.
[00:50:58] How much do you shit she's got for?
[00:51:00] Like, she's a manager, so she's 4K.
[00:51:03] Oh, yeah, she's got a sword, really.
[00:51:24] you
[00:51:54] you
[00:52:24] you
[00:52:54] you
[00:53:24] you
[00:53:54] You
[00:54:24] their bodies? That's what they need?
[00:54:27] What they like?
[00:54:28] So they're like this tiny...
[00:54:29] What they dangerous dog?
[00:54:30] If you eat your freaking finger...
[00:54:32] What? It doesn't bite.
[00:54:34] You're more likely to die from a coconut than the man-ball python.
[00:54:37] Yeah, I realized that when I was next to a coconut tree.
[00:54:39] I had faith in my word.
[00:54:42] That's... Okay, first of all, that's the thing you just said.
[00:54:44] It's definitely not true.
[00:54:46] More people definitely died of ball pythons than a coconut tree.
[00:54:52] I don't think so.
[00:54:54] I don't know.
[00:55:00] Their bite doesn't even hurt. It's like a little bite.
[00:55:05] I really don't know. Back in the day in school, when I was in seventh grade,
[00:55:12] we used to have this thing where this person would bring an exotic pet and we would get to hold them.
[00:55:17] And I always hated snakes, but I would always hold the snake just to impress the seventh grade huzz.
[00:55:24] I'm being honest.
[00:55:25] I would always hold the snake just to impress the huzz back in bed.
[00:55:28] And then the eighth grade huzz were the section over, and they would be watching me hold the snake, and I felt like the man.
[00:55:39] Why do you need something lost?
[00:55:41] Could you hold my coat?
[00:55:47] Wait, Chad, do I sand it before I put the gloss coat on the bike?
[00:55:55] What the f**k is this?
[00:55:56] I think it does, I think.
[00:55:57] What even is that?
[00:56:00] Isn't that the Garmin Shasper?
[00:56:02] I don't know, I don't know.
[00:56:10] Leave Drew with the toss.
[00:56:12] I really don't know.
[00:56:14] I'll give you $2,500. Actually, I'll give you $5,000. I will send it on the spot.
[00:56:24] If you take your clothes off and roll around in the mud with the pig.
[00:56:30] No.
[00:56:31] No, and she really, I mean, she says you can go in with the pig, but it's like trying to,
[00:56:37] it'll run after you, so.
[00:56:39] No, bro, I'm not human.
[00:56:41] Just do it five days. That's a good deal
[00:56:45] $5,000
[00:56:51] $5,000 to go
[00:57:04] I
[00:57:11] I'm talking about in the water.
[00:57:13] If you zig-zag swim, sure.
[00:57:17] Why are you going?
[00:57:20] How am I going to run in the water zig-zag?
[00:57:22] I don't know.
[00:57:23] Then yeah, no.
[00:57:24] Why zig-zag?
[00:57:25] Because their eyes are like, over here, so when you go like that, they can't really
[00:57:31] find you.
[00:57:32] Yeah, but he's a big object, so like, even if you zig-zag.
[00:57:34] No, I can't, I can't get on top and strangle him.
[00:57:36] I can't get on top and strangle him.
[00:57:38] Chad, you're extra funny today.
[00:57:40] No? Okay wait, my dad told me that.
[00:57:45] Darla knows the tech?
[00:57:47] Why the con you spent?
[00:57:51] Yeah, that's true.
[00:57:52] It's actually true.
[00:57:54] Or is it, is it, um...
[00:57:58] No, you can get on top of an alligator and you can strangle it.
[00:58:01] Oh, that's a myth, but never mind.
[00:58:03] That's not a myth, don't worry, it's not a myth, not a myth.
[00:58:06] You can get on top of an alligator and you can strangle it to death.
[00:58:09] I've seen it in movies I saw it I saw it in happy Gilmore
[00:58:13] Oh wait this guy got a slime guy
[00:58:15] No, someone got a slime guy
[00:58:17] This guy got a slime guy, Jax
[00:58:18] What's his name?
[00:58:19] Um...
[00:58:20] Grayden
[00:58:23] Holy bro
[00:58:32] Would you ever get a piercing?
[00:58:34] Like a nose piercing?
[00:58:36] Or an eyebrow piercing?
[00:58:39] Do I look like I will take a hit on my ass? No?
[00:58:44] Yes.
[00:58:45] No?
[00:58:46] I just sometimes say I think so.
[00:58:53] No, I don't.
[00:58:56] No, I would not get an eyebrow or nose piercing.
[00:59:04] What's a school bus?
[00:59:07] Hi, kids!
[00:59:10] Y'all, give me how does this...
[00:59:13] There's no kids even on it.
[00:59:21] I need to check... check, give me a good song!
[00:59:24] Oh, shit, there's an ambulance!
[00:59:28] By the way...
[00:59:29] Oh, there's an ambulance!
[00:59:31] Hope everybody's okay!
[00:59:59] I can't read
[01:00:01] All this work doesn't pull the bouquet
[01:00:05] I'm an out of bouquets in a lie
[01:00:09] It's not funny when we watchin' the time
[01:00:13] She wanna follow me, she wanna get high
[01:00:15] She wanna follow me, she wanna get high
[01:00:17] She wanna follow me, she wanna get high
[01:00:21] I'm a dematron, no one clean these us
[01:00:23] Don't know the sign, no one being theirs
[01:00:25] But she likin' me, I know she's mad
[01:00:27] I got a twin of mine, I'm out of straw, I'm smoking all the cars, but it's the best of me, he can be around on granny atti, make a switch, and he can fly, spread it around your friends, like a minipad, got a big man, and got a last line, how you got it all, baby, off the track, she's the one to pass, all of us, this guy's our heir, so I'm proud of Brandon, that's the possibility, oh she's hot, are you mad because of your hair, darling?
[01:00:48] Are you mad because of your hair?
[01:00:50] No I don't care.
[01:00:54] Oh you want me to see Larry in the dark?
[01:00:56] Larry in the dark?
[01:00:58] Yes.
[01:00:59] You died?
[01:01:00] No.
[01:01:01] No Larry!
[01:01:02] It's your dream.
[01:01:03] On what?
[01:01:06] I don't know.
[01:01:07] Larry the duck died.
[01:01:08] I raised the duck.
[01:01:10] Wait can I, okay, before I get in here can I make jokes with this lady or no?
[01:01:14] Uh, like what?
[01:01:17] Like, can I joke about eating the chickens?
[01:01:20] I mean, she's just a heat.
[01:01:23] She's vegetarian.
[01:01:24] I don't know. Whoa.
[01:01:26] Sorry?
[01:01:28] I probably wouldn't.
[01:01:34] Totally. I don't know how to lie.
[01:01:39] Wait.
[01:01:40] I mean...
[01:01:42] I mean like...
[01:01:43] This might be it. Oh my gosh, look at this dip in the world. What even is that?
[01:01:47] Oh, fuck L.A.
[01:01:56] That's vegetarian snacks.
[01:02:00] They don't.
[01:02:03] So what the fuck is the point of having a chicken?
[01:02:08] She has so many chickens.
[01:02:10] Can you hold them with her?
[01:02:13] I've had bad luck recently. I must have walked under a ladder or something, Jack.
[01:02:21] You gotta go kiss a wall again.
[01:02:23] I've never kissed a wall.
[01:02:25] Oh, what? Yeah.
[01:02:27] No, I have not.
[01:02:28] I've seen you.
[01:02:29] I've never kissed a wall.
[01:02:30] Yes, I have.
[01:02:31] No, I have not.
[01:02:32] Oh, I remember it by any means.
[01:02:34] No, it's not by any means.
[01:02:35] Yes, it was.
[01:02:36] It was a memory of the street.
[01:02:39] Vegetarian PX.
[01:02:41] See? I didn't even know LA had farmland.
[01:02:46] Yes, it was pretty.
[01:02:52] I want an ostrich.
[01:02:55] I'm my terrorist avatar.
[01:02:59] They just say you want an e-mail?
[01:03:03] An e-mail?
[01:03:04] E-mail.
[01:03:11] What is a massage I don't know yeah, what is a what is a massage
[01:03:27] Me how can I be a mom massage? I don't even know that means
[01:03:41] No, no, no!
[01:03:43] No, no, no!
[01:03:45] Where are we?
[01:03:47] No, no, no!
[01:03:49] Who's house are we at?
[01:03:51] It's her house!
[01:03:53] No! Actually, yeah, don't show it!
[01:03:55] Who are you showing off on, idiots?
[01:03:57] You said this wasn't it!
[01:03:59] Well, you know, it's not this one.
[01:04:01] It's the house.
[01:04:03] Don't show it out.
[01:04:05] It's not the house.
[01:04:07] No, no, no!
[01:04:09] Don't show that one.
[01:04:11] Why was the flip the camera at someone's house?
[01:04:14] I genuinely want to know what this one through your mind.
[01:04:16] She said it was in, so I was like,
[01:04:18] we're the fuck are we? There's half a truck next to us.
[01:04:22] Well, the house is being shut down, I guess.
[01:04:25] Actually, this is, like, I think public.
[01:04:29] Is it sanctuary?
[01:04:30] Oh, we're at a sanctuary?
[01:04:33] We're at a house that was actually
[01:04:36] Tell me about the trash? Which one's going right here? Right here.
[01:04:39] Where's the trash can?
[01:04:40] Okay, well I can't get there.
[01:04:42] You really just trying to squeeze through those trash cans?
[01:04:44] Oh my god, I was gonna go through this.
[01:04:47] I hope that's a plan.
[01:04:48] Okay, you actually like turn around.
[01:04:53] What are you doing?
[01:04:54] Turning around.
[01:04:55] Right here.
[01:04:56] You know who?
[01:04:58] No, you- you-
[01:04:59] At least, oh my god.
[01:04:59] Oh my god, oh my god.
[01:05:00] You don't- you don't love other-
[01:05:02] I'm not gonna lie. I can't drive when I have two people trying to tell me what to do the whole time.
[01:05:05] I did not do that.
[01:05:07] I changed your way. Go out and see me now.
[01:05:09] Yeah.
[01:05:11] Is the worst driving experience of my life when I have two people telling me what to do?
[01:05:14] You sit in a U-turn with a car like nearly fucking five people.
[01:05:17] I can fit that. Facts.
[01:05:19] Oh, I can fit that.
[01:05:21] Fuck no.
[01:05:23] Here, I don't want to do a pass.
[01:05:28] Fuck are you walking at, bitch?
[01:05:31] See, you tell me to U-turn and someone's gonna move the track, kid.
[01:05:33] I'm sitting in the middle of the road for 10 minutes now.
[01:05:35] You say you can fit?
[01:05:37] Oh.
[01:05:38] You just told me you can fit, so how do you get out?
[01:05:43] Now letting my cortisol be spaced.
[01:05:46] You're what?
[01:05:47] My cortisol is not going to be spaced.
[01:05:49] All right, do I try to hit this stuff so they fucking try to fit it?
[01:05:51] Oh.
[01:05:52] This is a good shot.
[01:05:53] Yes, it's on the floor.
[01:05:54] I can just move the trash right here.
[01:05:58] Oh my god.
[01:06:00] Are you trying to piss us off?
[01:06:02] What do you want me to do?
[01:06:05] I'm not stopping in the middle of a busy road. I gotta make a u-turn and turn around. No matter what why don't you drive?
[01:06:32] you
[01:07:02] you
[01:07:32] you
[01:08:02] you
[01:08:32] you
[01:09:02] This is my jacket, hey!
[01:09:12] No it's not.
[01:09:17] Yes it is.
[01:09:18] Okay well I like this one.
[01:09:20] Mike, hold on to that.
[01:09:47] Mike stopped turning on for some reason.
[01:09:50] Okay, we use regular mics if you want.
[01:09:58] Have a lot of mic-y two days in a row, camera issues?
[01:10:01] We use regular mic if you want.
[01:10:02] So we can like check the camera to make sure it's working or?
[01:10:05] I mean, the mics just randomly stopped working.
[01:10:07] Okay, that's what you're saying.
[01:10:09] We can just use regular mics.
[01:10:11] Why are my hazards on?
[01:10:20] Oh, I turned them on because you were sitting in the middle of the road.
[01:10:27] There's no way to get the mic through.
[01:10:32] I mean, I could unscrew the whole thing and screw it back on.
[01:10:35] You haven't been slacking crazy the last two days, Grace.
[01:10:38] How is this slack?
[01:10:42] Because of Mike Ramley South working
[01:10:59] All right
[01:11:01] Chas, are you good now?
[01:11:06] Is it working, Chet?
[01:11:08] Damn, ladies, that's two days in a row.
[01:11:10] You lost over 3K viewers from an uninterrupted cutscene of the camera equipment not working.
[01:11:16] Ah, such a good thing that you were done last week.
[01:11:20] I mean, that's how you think, that's how I think, though.
[01:11:23] This ain't good, man.
[01:11:26] Yeah, it's good.
[01:11:28] Oh!
[01:11:29] Hi, nice to meet you
[01:11:47] Look at the guns
[01:11:59] Mr. Pig. Wait, this is Boba, right? This is Mochi. Oh, this is Boba.
[01:12:10] This is Mochi. Yeah, they love that. They're all rescued,
[01:12:14] but they're all healed. What's his name? Boba. Boba, hi, Boba. Hi, Boba.
[01:12:20] And this is his twin brother, Mochi. Oh, I'm... Okay, the pig's coming near me.
[01:12:23] Mr. Pig is coming. You're all right, though.
[01:12:25] He walks slowly away.
[01:12:29] They're so cute. Look at the puppy.
[01:12:41] Hey, is this Mochi or Boba?
[01:12:43] Oh, he's giving me a blowjob.
[01:12:45] He's biting my...
[01:12:47] Uh...
[01:12:49] Uh...
[01:12:51] He's got my...
[01:12:53] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[01:12:56] Dude!
[01:12:57] You pulled my pants down!
[01:12:59] You little pervert!
[01:13:01] You little pervert!
[01:13:02] You pulled my pants down!
[01:13:05] Is that normal?
[01:13:10] Dude!
[01:13:11] Is that normal?
[01:13:14] Keep him alive while I go get some rest, okay?
[01:13:16] No!
[01:13:18] Yo!
[01:13:19] I heard you in play with my girlfriend.
[01:13:23] I heard you in play with my girlfriend.
[01:13:25] Hi, baby.
[01:13:27] It's a beautiful book.
[01:13:29] That was really funny.
[01:13:34] Where the hell did you get it?
[01:13:36] Never seen it.
[01:13:37] Go pull my pants down before.
[01:13:39] Oh.
[01:13:41] Hey, look.
[01:13:42] He follows me.
[01:13:44] Hi, cutie.
[01:13:46] Come here. Hey, Bubba. Come here.
[01:13:47] Come here.
[01:13:49] Why do they have flies on them?
[01:13:51] Is that pig nice?
[01:13:52] Yeah.
[01:14:02] Just stop.
[01:14:03] What are you doing?
[01:14:03] Just stop.
[01:14:04] Relax.
[01:14:04] No, Darla.
[01:14:05] Come on.
[01:14:05] Just relax.
[01:14:06] Oh my god.
[01:14:07] The claws hurt, though.
[01:14:08] They don't.
[01:14:09] You're good.
[01:14:12] OK.
[01:14:13] I think you can get them off now.
[01:14:14] OK.
[01:14:14] Oh my gosh chat look they're saying it's a lacy-ex-lacy collab get it it's a goat
[01:14:27] wait what are these animals these ones they're just different colors
[01:14:36] He's dropping pellets all over you little shitter he's shit all over your feet
[01:14:49] Oh, you fucking assholes.
[01:14:53] I like how close he's piggy.
[01:14:55] Listen, he's vibing.
[01:14:57] Go pet him, Joe.
[01:14:58] Fuck no.
[01:15:05] Wait, I just feed it to him like this?
[01:15:07] Yeah, just hold it.
[01:15:08] Wait, they just bite it out of my hand?
[01:15:10] Turn the watch out, turn the watch out!
[01:15:12] What?!
[01:15:13] He just bites!
[01:15:14] It's fine!
[01:15:15] Also, he's also a good boy.
[01:15:17] What?
[01:15:18] He does bite sometimes, so I have to warn people for insurance reasons.
[01:15:21] What?
[01:15:26] So I just reach us out in front of the goat and he'll take a bite out of it?
[01:15:29] That guy's getting shitty again, they're all getting shitty.
[01:15:35] Or you can give a pig a bite, whatever you're feeling, but the goats are going to enjoy it the most.
[01:15:39] Oh, he's headbutted!
[01:15:41] They do that a lot?
[01:15:42] Is this your first time at a farm?
[01:15:43] Yeah.
[01:15:45] Wait, do they headbutt a lot?
[01:15:46] That was for fun.
[01:15:48] Yeah, that was like a celebration.
[01:15:49] Pleasure.
[01:15:54] Here, take a bite, buddy.
[01:15:56] Take a bite.
[01:15:57] No?
[01:15:57] OK.
[01:15:58] I did.
[01:16:00] Hey.
[01:16:01] I think it's actually because he might be like, no.
[01:16:05] He's just cute.
[01:16:08] Look at his mouth.
[01:16:10] Yo!
[01:16:11] It's LeBron.
[01:16:16] It's LeBron and Wade.
[01:16:18] You want a bite, little dude?
[01:16:20] Hi, Lucy.
[01:16:22] Oh, he's headbutting me.
[01:16:27] Okay.
[01:16:29] Mr. Pig's right next to you, darling.
[01:16:31] I might bite you.
[01:16:32] It's fine. Why are you like...
[01:16:35] Well, at least you have your boyfriend as a protector.
[01:16:38] Why do you keep headbutting the kook-umbler, look at him.
[01:16:45] He also wants to roughhouse with you, but he goes like, yeah, it's fun for them.
[01:16:52] I'd be thankful for you though.
[01:16:54] Look, this is what I want when they have fun.
[01:16:57] Like this?
[01:16:58] Yeah.
[01:16:59] Here Lucy, have a look at how some kook-umbler is.
[01:17:01] So you've got to get used to the...
[01:17:02] Wait, what is this?
[01:17:03] Is this the point, Dad?
[01:17:05] Aw, that's, um, tuff, tuff!
[01:17:08] I'm going to let him out to see what is being in your life.
[01:17:12] Whoa!
[01:17:13] His body was leaking during the rainstorm, so I bought himım
[01:17:16] Summon him!
[01:17:17] Where am I being blind?
[01:17:18] Oh my God!
[01:17:19] What?
[01:17:20] What...
[01:17:21] What, what, what?
[01:17:22] Eminal's that again?
[01:17:23] That's hers?
[01:17:24] Eminal?
[01:17:25] Oh my God.
[01:17:26] Thanks for being...
[01:17:27] Oh!
[01:17:28] No!
[01:17:29] What?
[01:17:30] Oh no!
[01:17:31] Say hi.
[01:17:32] Say hi.
[01:17:33] Say hi. This is Puff Daddy. His name is...
[01:17:38] Oh no.
[01:17:42] Look at him! Look at the aura he has!
[01:17:46] He's making him all go away. He's scaring the bull.
[01:17:50] That's you, girl.
[01:17:52] Really? Okay.
[01:17:54] Alright, Puff.
[01:17:56] Wait, can I just like pat him?
[01:17:59] Why not coming to me?
[01:18:06] Silence!
[01:18:07] Serious dog you're rooting for.
[01:18:13] Watch this.
[01:18:14] When I call, all the animals answer.
[01:18:16] Hey, animals!
[01:18:23] Bro, he's tough.
[01:18:25] Which one's tough, Drew?
[01:18:27] I got a turkey. Yes, bro.
[01:18:29] Where's she at?
[01:18:33] Is he going to be behind my security?
[01:18:35] I'm going to be honest, bro.
[01:18:37] If I got a turkey, he's becoming Thanksgiving dinner in a heartbeat.
[01:18:39] What?
[01:18:41] I ate a chicken barked.
[01:18:49] I want a table, gravy, stuffing.
[01:18:53] What?
[01:18:55] Can the chickens eat tomatoes, ma'am?
[01:18:57] Oh yeah.
[01:18:58] Don't call me ma'am.
[01:18:59] There you go.
[01:19:00] There you go.
[01:19:01] Good, ma'am.
[01:19:06] Ah, the pig's pissing.
[01:19:10] What did you say?
[01:19:11] The pig's taking a long piss away.
[01:19:14] Where do they need a living?
[01:19:16] The big one?
[01:19:18] I kind of want to live in a place with a bunch of animals
[01:19:21] and just play with them all day.
[01:19:22] That's what I want.
[01:19:23] I want to become an animal for like a week. I want to I want to like indulge in their culture
[01:19:29] Why don't you move in? I've got an empty stall. We'll film the whole thing throughout the whole week
[01:19:36] I'll keep you fed
[01:19:38] Like for animals or for humans this place. I'm a private vegan chef. Oh wow
[01:19:43] Vegan means no meat, right? It means no meat. No dairy. No nothing from an animal
[01:19:47] But like like a steak in your life. Um, I've been vegetarian my whole life vegan for 16 years
[01:19:53] Fees, it's pretty crazy.
[01:19:57] Love and like, it's really hard when you make the full connection.
[01:20:01] I do love animals, but I've been non-vegan my whole life.
[01:20:05] That's like, I'm the minority here.
[01:20:06] Like, you're not odd because of that, you know?
[01:20:09] It's the baby steps that we take towards eating rice
[01:20:12] and eating being kinder.
[01:20:20] We're done on.
[01:20:21] But she can't come in here because she got injured.
[01:20:23] Is that a baby pig?
[01:20:25] No, she's a senior hospice elderly pig.
[01:20:29] She's so nice.
[01:20:31] She bought some cucumber?
[01:20:33] Here.
[01:20:34] Hey, Princess Buttercup.
[01:20:35] Hey, piggy piggy.
[01:20:36] You want a cucumber?
[01:20:37] She's being adopted.
[01:20:39] You want a cucumber?
[01:20:41] Here.
[01:20:42] She's found a good spray in my collar.
[01:20:45] Take a nice little chub out of that.
[01:20:47] Nice.
[01:20:49] Here you go.
[01:20:50] Oh, wow.
[01:20:51] You must be hungry, princess!
[01:20:59] Oh, you want more? Okay.
[01:21:03] She's chasing me.
[01:21:11] She must be hungry, damn piggy-pig!
[01:21:14] Damn!
[01:21:21] Why are they locking themselves in the gate?
[01:21:26] Uh, Drew?
[01:21:28] Oh, fuck.
[01:21:30] Well, I don't got shit for you.
[01:21:35] It's not my fucking brother.
[01:21:37] Is that a horse?
[01:21:38] Ow!
[01:21:39] It bit me.
[01:21:40] It bit you?
[01:21:41] It's not a pig.
[01:21:42] Actually?
[01:21:43] Fuck you.
[01:21:44] I think it was a pig.
[01:21:45] Yo, I should make you a bacon.
[01:21:46] It's your pig.
[01:21:47] Yeah, don't go and hit my ankle.
[01:21:48] Did it hurt?
[01:21:49] Not really.
[01:21:51] Fucking bitch
[01:22:07] Get me out of here. Why would you say you want to make a bacon dream? I heard that
[01:22:21] You got bit by a pig.
[01:22:26] Wait, what angle?
[01:22:27] What angle?
[01:22:28] Right here.
[01:22:29] Look, you can see it.
[01:22:30] Fucking dirty.
[01:22:31] We're in my sock.
[01:22:32] Some pigs are mean.
[01:22:33] No, she said that one's harmless.
[01:22:34] I'll never touch you.
[01:22:35] You got bit by a pig.
[01:22:36] What's this thing?
[01:22:37] What angle is that?
[01:22:38] Oh, shoot.
[01:22:39] Oh, my God.
[01:22:40] It's alpaca.
[01:22:41] It's alpaca, I think.
[01:22:42] It's alpaca.
[01:22:43] It's alpaca.
[01:22:44] It's alpaca.
[01:22:45] It's alpaca.
[01:22:46] It's alpaca.
[01:22:47] It's alpaca.
[01:22:48] It's alpaca.
[01:22:49] It's alpaca.
[01:22:50] I think
[01:22:54] Wait, what is that thing back there pony?
[01:22:59] Darla Darla the pig
[01:23:09] Princess bit his ankle
[01:23:18] After I saw make you in a bacon
[01:23:20] Wow, Drew. That's so...
[01:23:23] Not even I was thinking of that one.
[01:23:25] Do you have a little bit of cucumber?
[01:23:27] Here you go.
[01:23:28] That's speedy.
[01:23:30] Speedy is?
[01:23:33] Yeah, these are my first few.
[01:23:35] These recipes from 4-H, which is...
[01:23:38] They give kids an animal to raise to get it great,
[01:23:42] and then they have to slaughter the animal at the end,
[01:23:44] which is terribly cruel.
[01:23:45] Could you imagine being...
[01:23:46] Yeah, saved him, but that's what generally happens.
[01:23:49] happens so these 13 year old kids are given an animal and then they raise it
[01:23:53] and they get graded on it and at the end you go to auction have to sell it like
[01:23:57] for part of your grade and the little girl that he belonged to was so
[01:24:00] distraught she called and asked me if I would save him. Most of the kids like don't know what
[01:24:04] they're signing up for. Think about who you were when you were 13. It's someone's like you want a baby lamb, you're like oh fuck yeah you know like.
[01:24:10] So how much would this little guy right here go for?
[01:24:14] So that's what you asked that because it said vegan chef.
[01:24:18] I don't buy meat.
[01:24:19] I don't know how much it cost.
[01:24:20] I also don't purchase animals.
[01:24:21] It goes against what we do.
[01:24:23] But because I had to save him, I did have to purchase him.
[01:24:26] I had to go to the auction.
[01:24:27] And there were over $2,000 each, which just blew my mind.
[01:24:32] She even got home.
[01:24:34] And they clipped her tail so short her whole back side
[01:24:38] fell out.
[01:24:39] So she's had multiple surgeries.
[01:24:40] like a $13,000 sheet. It's just a it's a cruel practice. Help people, bro. Kids don't need to be raising animals to kill.
[01:24:49] Boba is why my baby goat is not in the barnyard because he injured her. He's also amazing that he's your troublemaker, Boba.
[01:24:59] You're a troublemaker.
[01:25:02] Can I do that to him?
[01:25:04] What do I do?
[01:25:07] Like he gets mad.
[01:25:08] Bobo, come here.
[01:25:09] It's play for him.
[01:25:11] I love Mochi.
[01:25:13] And he looks like he's wearing a little toupee.
[01:25:15] It's so cute.
[01:25:17] And they didn't come from any place bad.
[01:25:20] They're the only two animals here who didn't.
[01:25:22] They're just somebody who thought it would be fun to have goats and Beverly Hills.
[01:25:25] He has a built-in back scratcher.
[01:25:28] That's actually tech. They all do that. Isn't that amazing? That's so cool.
[01:25:32] I have one of my horns. I do like this all the time.
[01:25:36] What? His brain's like...
[01:25:38] So he's changing color right now. You know this guy's got a white or blue?
[01:25:42] Yeah. He's flirting with you.
[01:25:44] He's flirting with me?
[01:25:46] He's flirting with your girl.
[01:25:48] He's flirting with my girl.
[01:25:50] Thanksgiving, buddy?
[01:25:52] I'm Thanksgiving here. We actually make dinner for the animals.
[01:26:01] I like this one. Oh, no. Stop headbutting me. Can you eat the cucumber? Stop headbutting
[01:26:17] dude I want I want I want him
[01:26:25] Hello.
[01:26:27] Here, Bobo.
[01:26:29] Hi.
[01:26:31] Hi.
[01:26:33] You're the cutest.
[01:26:35] He likes to lay.
[01:26:37] Hi, love.
[01:26:39] You're the godiest.
[01:26:41] Hi.
[01:26:43] You come out to say hi?
[01:26:45] I'll pull my pants.
[01:26:47] Bobo, if you pull my...
[01:26:49] Bobo, stop it.
[01:26:51] Let go of my pants. We're not doing this again.
[01:26:53] I want to see the pony.
[01:26:58] There's a bear back there.
[01:27:00] There's a bear that's going on there.
[01:27:02] It's Turbo.
[01:27:04] You can take a picture.
[01:27:06] Yeah.
[01:27:07] Because this family brought him here and asked me to take him in and they would visit him
[01:27:14] weekly and volunteer and that was like over a year ago and they never showed back up.
[01:27:18] And pigs like literally have the brain capacity of like a three-year-old.
[01:27:22] So it's like literally like a child knowing that,
[01:27:24] hey, I'm dropping you off at the babysitter
[01:27:26] and just like, no, show me back at him.
[01:27:27] My chat called me a pig all the time.
[01:27:29] I don't know why.
[01:27:33] Turbo.
[01:27:39] Hello.
[01:27:41] Can I have some of this on first thing ever?
[01:27:43] Susan, what time is it?
[01:27:44] Which one's Turbo?
[01:27:45] This is Turbo.
[01:27:46] Is he a needle?
[01:27:47] No, he's not me and he's just sad and grumpy
[01:27:50] because of it.
[01:27:51] He actually needs more attention than anybody else.
[01:27:56] You want to come pet him?
[01:27:57] I can pet him?
[01:27:58] Yeah.
[01:27:59] That is a little snoo right here.
[01:28:00] Okay, he's a little snoo.
[01:28:01] He's not going to bite me, right?
[01:28:02] He will absolutely not bite you.
[01:28:03] Hey, Turbo.
[01:28:04] You have to hurt me.
[01:28:05] I'm sorry that mom and dad dropped you off here, buddy.
[01:28:07] I'm sorry.
[01:28:08] And he's a housepeak before too.
[01:28:10] Housepeak?
[01:28:11] I'm sorry, Turbo.
[01:28:13] Got flies in there.
[01:28:16] That's part of the fun of barnyards flies.
[01:28:20] way around it because I got a clean barn yard.
[01:28:25] Hi, baby.
[01:28:29] I think it's dirt. I'll give it a try.
[01:28:34] She won't want a cucumber?
[01:28:39] What'd she say?
[01:28:43] What'd she say?
[01:28:47] Is it a cucumber?
[01:28:49] Zucchini.
[01:28:51] Is that a cucumber?
[01:28:53] I'm saying it's Ron.
[01:28:55] I don't know what it says in it.
[01:28:57] Ron is not in...
[01:28:59] Ron, that's a mean to call Ron a pageant.
[01:29:01] Ron is not in...
[01:29:03] You gotta...
[01:29:05] Hey, come here.
[01:29:07] Come here.
[01:29:09] Hey, hey, hey!
[01:29:11] He's really scared.
[01:29:13] You think you're gonna lie to him?
[01:29:15] Oh, sorry.
[01:29:16] You're not good?
[01:29:17] No.
[01:29:19] She's like, that's why she's here.
[01:29:21] She had a family that used to ride her,
[01:29:23] and there's something wrong with her foot,
[01:29:24] so they didn't want her anymore.
[01:29:26] Here, maybe I have a weird connection,
[01:29:29] mental connection with animals.
[01:29:31] She might like me.
[01:29:32] Let me try.
[01:29:33] Hey.
[01:29:35] Hey.
[01:29:36] Hey.
[01:29:38] Hey.
[01:29:40] Come here.
[01:29:40] It's OK.
[01:29:41] Come here.
[01:29:42] It's OK.
[01:29:43] Hey.
[01:29:45] don't even try it. You want to see the big pig?
[01:29:52] In the donkeys?
[01:29:53] In the donkeys?
[01:29:54] Where's that Boba?
[01:29:55] That's Boba.
[01:29:56] This is Mochi.
[01:29:57] Hey Boba, come here.
[01:30:03] Okay, I'm not gonna lie chat goats are actually cool. I want to go I want to go
[01:30:21] That's my next pick up
[01:30:27] Yeah
[01:30:33] What?
[01:30:35] Nice to meet you.
[01:30:37] No.
[01:30:39] I get connection bambles.
[01:30:43] They're really cute.
[01:30:51] Come here.
[01:30:55] Oh, this guy came over.
[01:30:59] You can pet these?
[01:31:01] Oh my gosh, you know what this feels like oh
[01:31:04] She's like a cow. I used to have
[01:31:08] Inside
[01:31:20] That's lanolin
[01:31:22] I'm a little uneducated do they do they hurt the sheep to make the coats
[01:31:27] or do you just like give them a haircut, make the coat, and then it goes back?
[01:31:31] Like were they raised sheep commercially to get wool on large amounts?
[01:31:35] Absolutely they heard the sheep. They're bleeding and wounded and malnutrition.
[01:31:39] If I were just to shave his hair to use, there's nothing wrong.
[01:31:43] I have to shave him. He's getting sheared in like three weeks.
[01:31:47] I leave his hair up in the canyon so that the wild animals can make nests with his fur.
[01:31:51] Instead of making a clothing store.
[01:31:53] I saw it about once like taking it and having pigs blankets made to give to the pigs. Oh, but then I found out you have to like keep them brushed
[01:32:00] And I'm lucky if I brush my own hair, so
[01:32:12] He's also like if you're having a bad day
[01:32:15] He's like the first one in your space so like way to eat his head in your lap
[01:32:18] They can sense if you're having a good or bad day
[01:32:20] This whole place has left nothing but like about healing.
[01:32:24] Them, humans, that's all that it is.
[01:32:28] It's boba. It's boba.
[01:32:30] Mochi has a wig on.
[01:32:32] Like what I said, I want it.
[01:32:34] Yes, sanctuary not a petting zoo.
[01:32:38] Very big difference.
[01:32:40] She's so cute.
[01:32:42] I'm handsome.
[01:32:44] You want boba?
[01:32:46] Yeah, I want boba.
[01:32:48] I want to see Dona May.
[01:33:13] What's Dona May?
[01:33:14] Go ever
[01:33:17] Chesh, I get a goat be honest chat. Do you guys think how harder go to take care of them or not ma'am?
[01:33:24] Yes, I just used to ma'am
[01:33:26] It's not that they're that hard to take care of, it's just like the space that you need.
[01:33:33] Like if you have a garden or a nice home, they'll destroy everything.
[01:33:37] So both can't be inside pets?
[01:33:39] No, they have no control of how you can't house train a goat.
[01:33:43] So the goat that I have inside right now is temporary,
[01:33:45] because she's a bottle baby and she has to wear a diaper when she's in the house.
[01:33:48] A diaper?
[01:33:49] It is difficult.
[01:33:50] It sounds cute, but it is an immense amount of work.
[01:33:53] I don't know why.
[01:33:55] You couldn't even take care of geckos?
[01:33:57] Yes, I could, bro.
[01:34:03] I have two geckos at home, Jen and Lee.
[01:34:05] Jen and Lee? They're adorable.
[01:34:07] Got something to say, dude?
[01:34:09] Oh, the bond.
[01:34:12] No, the power went out at the house.
[01:34:14] I had to move the cage to a different house.
[01:34:16] I didn't want to change up their habitat and environment too much,
[01:34:18] so they're just still there right now.
[01:34:25] I want you to see the big pig.
[01:34:30] That's not the big pig over there?
[01:34:32] No. You want it, the pig is insane.
[01:34:35] I'm not caping.
[01:34:37] I feel like I'm getting tanned right now over here.
[01:34:39] Me too. Am I getting a little sunburnt?
[01:34:41] Not a bad shot at all.
[01:34:42] Wait, can you tan in L.A.?
[01:34:44] Yeah.
[01:34:46] Oh, Pennsylvania.
[01:34:48] I mean, I come from Chicago, but yes, you can tan in L.A.
[01:34:51] Isn't this where everybody comes to tan?
[01:34:53] I would say Florida. Or Vegas. When I live in Vegas, I am so tan.
[01:34:57] Really? Seconds of a year.
[01:34:59] They eat hay?
[01:35:01] I can't see all of you.
[01:35:03] He's not trained.
[01:35:05] Hey, hey, hey.
[01:35:09] Our little comedian.
[01:35:13] Are you ready?
[01:35:15] Yes. I want to see your snake.
[01:35:17] I have a question. Do you guys take donations for the sanctuary?
[01:35:21] nations for the sanctuary?
[01:35:23] Yes, as many as possible, as often as possible, as large as possible.
[01:35:26] Is there like a link?
[01:35:27] Yes.
[01:35:28] Because you send it to me so I can send it to the chat and also make a donation myself?
[01:35:31] Absolutely.
[01:35:32] Thank you for asking.
[01:35:34] Holy shit, that's a big thing.
[01:35:36] Do you want to see the snake before you meet Holly or do you want to go meet Holly?
[01:35:39] I'll be Holly before I see you.
[01:35:41] This is Olivia Holly Christmas round.
[01:35:44] So we're going to go in, but if she gets up quickly, we're all just going to walk out slowly.
[01:35:49] You don't have to run or anything, but we will exit if she gets up if she gets up
[01:35:57] It's okay, she's cute. I told you this is the one that threw her over the fence
[01:36:19] I think you, I think you, yeah, I was going to say, you're a good girl.
[01:36:32] Hey guys.
[01:36:33] Hey, I turned over.
[01:36:34] Oh my god, that pig isn't kind of in trouble.
[01:36:35] Oh, wait, the pig's up though.
[01:36:36] Sweet sweet.
[01:36:37] He is up.
[01:36:38] You're okay.
[01:36:39] You're okay.
[01:36:40] You don't have to.
[01:36:41] Oh, wait, the pig's up, though. Sweet sweet.
[01:36:44] He is up.
[01:36:46] You're okay. You're okay. You don't have to re...
[01:36:49] Oh, let's get out of here.
[01:36:52] Yeah, let's get out of here.
[01:36:53] I think she wants to take a swim.
[01:36:55] In the mud?
[01:36:57] Hey, Holly. You are one big pig, huh?
[01:37:02] Oh, you're really so cute.
[01:37:04] I had her since she was nine days old and only this big.
[01:37:08] Aww.
[01:37:10] She used to sleep in my bed and wear sweaters.
[01:37:14] So why is she aggressive now?
[01:37:16] It's not that she's aggressive now.
[01:37:18] She's a full-size farm pig.
[01:37:20] They are dangerous.
[01:37:21] So, and occasionally out of nowhere, she just attacks.
[01:37:24] She's really cute.
[01:37:25] Oh, she's really cute.
[01:37:26] Why does she like this big blue eye?
[01:37:28] How much does she weigh?
[01:37:29] 800 pounds.
[01:37:30] Really?
[01:37:31] You're scaring me, Nick!
[01:37:47] Get behind me, Alice.
[01:37:51] No!
[01:37:52] You're supposed to be the leader!
[01:37:54] What?
[01:37:55] I never came to be a farm animal leader.
[01:38:00] She is very beautiful.
[01:38:01] And she's there.
[01:38:02] Okay.
[01:38:03] She might live a very full life.
[01:38:04] No, why not?
[01:38:05] They're bred to be slaughtered at six months of age.
[01:38:10] How old is she?
[01:38:11] She's five.
[01:38:12] So, her body just is struggling to take care of itself.
[01:38:16] They're all so genetically modified to get big really fast.
[01:38:20] So then now that she's been allowed to live, she's had skin cancer, she's had foot
[01:38:24] surgery because she's so big, her joints have a hard time straightening.
[01:38:28] When you say genetically modified...
[01:38:32] Like our food, like chickens or philbous...
[01:38:35] Oh no!
[01:38:37] You're okay.
[01:38:38] Sorry. She really just hopes she doesn't want to treat us.
[01:38:41] No!
[01:38:44] I know! What are you doing?
[01:38:46] Make sure you're safe.
[01:38:47] No, I'm not.
[01:38:48] Look at me.
[01:38:51] I feel a bit tingled.
[01:38:53] Hi.
[01:38:55] We are just so cute.
[01:38:58] I guess you guys in the chat wouldn't be scared of an 800-pound pig running at you?
[01:39:04] Her eyes are so pretty.
[01:39:06] I think they were just in the vanishing.
[01:39:08] Yeah.
[01:39:09] Aw.
[01:39:10] So when you say genetically modified, she was made in the factory?
[01:39:13] Well, food is given steroids, so it gets big quickly, like chicken, pork, cow, that's
[01:39:21] why if you were to see a cow, they're just massive.
[01:39:25] It's not natural.
[01:39:26] So if she hadn't been done, she would have maybe been 500 pounds, which her body could have handled.
[01:39:31] She was bred to not wish.
[01:39:34] She has an ass.
[01:39:37] She has a big ass. She has big body, big ears, big feet, big everything. She's huge.
[01:39:50] Literally in a bowl right now. I was like, Aiden, is this what you said?
[01:39:53] No, this is perfect. I was like, okay.
[01:39:55] Really?
[01:39:56] Yeah.
[01:39:57] Oh, is that a pride flag?
[01:39:59] I think so.
[01:40:01] So is he.
[01:40:02] I'm not getting it. No.
[01:40:04] No, I'm not getting it.
[01:40:06] I'm very impressed with this.
[01:40:08] Where's your umbrella? You got jokes today?
[01:40:18] All of this, darling, is for you to take with you.
[01:40:22] And then let's just take a picture of it and see if it's not...
[01:40:26] Wait, do you know what he said last?
[01:40:28] I have to ask.
[01:40:29] That's the snake?
[01:40:30] This is the snake.
[01:40:31] He's so cute!
[01:40:34] What's his name?
[01:40:35] Mamba.
[01:40:36] You named him.
[01:40:37] I do like Mamba.
[01:40:38] Mamba's kind of tough.
[01:40:39] A snake?
[01:40:40] Mamba?
[01:40:41] It's kind of tough.
[01:40:42] Oh, he taped it.
[01:40:43] What if that's him?
[01:40:44] Are these snakes like breakouts?
[01:40:45] I don't know.
[01:40:46] He's probably watching.
[01:40:50] Come on, Chad, it's looking at W.D.
[01:40:53] They're saying, hell no.
[01:40:56] It's not D1, Chad.
[01:40:58] Getting a snake and aiming at Mamba,
[01:41:00] she's tough.
[01:41:06] Mamba?
[01:41:09] Chad, do you guys like snakes?
[01:41:11] Wait, does she have to last?
[01:41:13] Yes.
[01:41:14] Okay.
[01:41:14] Let me forget.
[01:41:15] Not for the end, because I'm going to...
[01:41:17] Sorry, sorry.
[01:41:19] There he is.
[01:41:20] No way.
[01:41:21] Hi pumpkin.
[01:41:22] Oh no.
[01:41:23] Hi.
[01:41:24] He's a really important to tell you is make sure when you feed him.
[01:41:29] Feed him in the enclosure, but make sure you've watched him.
[01:41:32] He's super good after beginning to bite you if he smells the feed on you at all.
[01:41:37] That doesn't sound fun.
[01:41:39] Look.
[01:41:40] Come on, hold him.
[01:41:42] You know what it's neat move for.
[01:41:44] Yeah, I was impressed with the 7th and 8th grade girls like about 10 years ago.
[01:41:48] Well, press me now.
[01:41:51] Okay, yeah.
[01:41:54] You're already my girlfriend, I don't have to do that.
[01:41:56] I'll break up with you if you don't.
[01:41:58] You have to do it forever.
[01:42:00] What are you doing? What are you doing?
[01:42:02] Barlow, he's gonna bite.
[01:42:04] He's not.
[01:42:06] What if he chokes me out?
[01:42:09] No.
[01:42:11] He bit me.
[01:42:13] No, he did.
[01:42:15] I'm gonna get poison ivy.
[01:42:17] I'm going to talk to my next.
[01:42:18] Yeah, his little time is...
[01:42:20] Okay, do you want him off?
[01:42:21] You want him off, for real?
[01:42:22] Yes.
[01:42:23] Let's see, guys.
[01:42:24] Do you get him off?
[01:42:25] He's just so...
[01:42:26] I'm going to move you.
[01:42:27] I'm going to get him off.
[01:42:28] I thought him bite me.
[01:42:29] I thought him bite me.
[01:42:30] Am I going to get poisoned?
[01:42:31] Am I poisoned?
[01:42:32] Yeah, for sure.
[01:42:33] Wait, do they have poison?
[01:42:34] I don't know.
[01:42:35] I don't know.
[01:42:36] Never.
[01:42:37] But for sure, your poison is going to die shortly.
[01:42:39] He is such a sweetheart.
[01:42:41] Oh, hell.
[01:42:42] I'm so excited you're going to have him.
[01:42:43] Like, are you going to get held all the time?
[01:42:45] I know, I'm gonna be playing, um, I'm gonna be playing games and have them around my neck.
[01:42:50] Just for my safety, um, if I like eat some food and go to hold them, he'll bite me if he chose food.
[01:42:55] I think if it's just specifically like the foods that he's used to eating.
[01:42:58] So if you're eating a frozen rat, then yes, wash your hands.
[01:43:03] Hey mom boy.
[01:43:10] What are you doing? Look, he's hitting the, he's hitting the speedy move.
[01:43:13] What speedy move?
[01:43:14] The one where he sticks his tongue out.
[01:43:16] That's flight.
[01:43:17] Oh.
[01:43:18] He's hitting an O-May 44.
[01:43:20] Nice.
[01:43:21] He's really cute though.
[01:43:26] He's a cute little guy.
[01:43:29] And he's two years old, right?
[01:43:31] Yeah.
[01:43:32] He's young.
[01:43:34] I'm going to go see the donkeys.
[01:43:38] See?
[01:43:40] Gentle.
[01:43:42] So we're still trying to find a home for a tarantula and a Belgian, Malinois, German shepherd.
[01:43:49] So if you guys anybody in your circle, a Belgian, Malinois.
[01:43:53] So not just a German shepherd, like somebody who's actually going to work with a dog
[01:43:56] because they're amazing, but like she needs to be ran and like worked with.
[01:44:01] I say that very specifically, she wouldn't be well like just in an apartment.
[01:44:05] Yeah. So when you think about it, they're amazing.
[01:44:08] She's amazing. She's like just a year old.
[01:44:10] My name is Molly and I'm here.
[01:44:12] Can I see her?
[01:44:14] She's on a meter.
[01:44:20] She's on a meter.
[01:44:23] Are you going around my neck right now?
[01:44:28] The law didn't want the German Shepherd, he said.
[01:44:31] Wait, get it for Ron and surprise them.
[01:44:34] A guard dog? Wait, can they be guard dogs?
[01:44:37] Yeah.
[01:44:38] I mean, bells in Illinois, they're like used to other police dogs.
[01:44:41] It's like they're crazy smart.
[01:44:43] So it just needs an owner who gets it.
[01:44:45] You can't just go to anyone or they end up in the shelter.
[01:44:50] It's too much for a dog for me.
[01:44:52] Like, I don't have time to get 105 other animals.
[01:44:56] Do you want to go back to your house?
[01:44:58] Please let me.
[01:44:58] I don't know why I keep cheating in there.
[01:45:00] No.
[01:45:04] See, you missed it, too.
[01:45:05] Oh, no.
[01:45:07] No sir, there you go, there you go.
[01:45:11] Oh it's, it's just, it's just-
[01:45:14] It's shedding a little bit, it looks like, right?
[01:45:16] Oh my god, I'm getting shedding.
[01:45:18] What is that about?
[01:45:19] They're just getting like a little more aggressive.
[01:45:21] Oh, good riddance.
[01:45:22] When they shed.
[01:45:26] But it's also, yeah, you know, um, when he fed her, like, him last.
[01:45:32] Wait, how often do you have to feed snakes?
[01:45:35] I literally have to ask myself.
[01:45:37] What's a week?
[01:45:38] And if you're living for like two weeks,
[01:45:39] you just feel like twice.
[01:45:43] It's easy, actually.
[01:45:44] Yeah, you guys can still travel.
[01:45:48] The gecko, no, there's a...
[01:45:50] what do you call this?
[01:45:51] Oh, look.
[01:45:54] My gosh.
[01:45:59] She's always hungry.
[01:46:01] It's like, hello?
[01:46:03] Let's go see the donkeys and the dog.
[01:46:13] What?
[01:46:14] I don't know.
[01:46:15] I don't know.
[01:46:16] All right, Mark, are you doing okay honey?
[01:46:21] It is back there right here.
[01:46:23] Okay.
[01:46:24] Get Holly.
[01:46:25] You know, I'm not getting, you guys, I'm going to take Holly.
[01:46:29] I can
[01:46:33] Absolutely.
[01:46:37] Medical care. Alright, come on over.
[01:46:41] Oh, is that the dog?
[01:46:45] All of them are nice, right?
[01:46:49] The German Shepherd.
[01:46:53] I used to have a German Shepherd. The last German Shepherd
[01:46:57] German Shepherd I ever saw in person was Lacey and then she died.
[01:47:27] She's a lot of breath, isn't she?
[01:47:29] She's a lot of breath, right?
[01:47:30] She's a lot of breath, right?
[01:47:31] That's her.
[01:47:32] That's her.
[01:47:33] Who's that?
[01:47:34] Huh?
[01:47:35] That was Piss?
[01:47:36] She just squirted up in the air in my hair?
[01:47:37] I got it on you.
[01:47:38] It's okay.
[01:47:39] It's okay.
[01:47:40] What was it?
[01:47:41] Was it me in my head?
[01:47:42] Yeah.
[01:47:43] Wait, she peed on my head?
[01:47:44] I wonder what it is.
[01:47:45] She peed on my head?
[01:47:46] I wonder what it is.
[01:47:47] She peed on my head.
[01:47:48] You put it in my hair.
[01:47:49] What on earth, baby?
[01:47:50] Molly, that's not how you give a dog a pet.
[01:47:51] She's just nervous.
[01:47:52] That's not how you give a dog a pet.
[01:47:53] She's just nervous.
[01:47:57] She needs like someone who wants that kind of dog right like hi, but she's also like literally if I could keep her she's so perfect
[01:48:11] Like this is her she like wants to call in your life
[01:48:17] Chat but then during the day she needs to be ran like
[01:48:27] She was like hiking.
[01:48:29] Is that going to die?
[01:48:31] That's so funny.
[01:48:33] She was like, do you want to play ball with me?
[01:48:35] Do you want to play ball?
[01:48:37] She was found on the train tracks by a homeless encounter.
[01:48:43] No.
[01:48:45] Hi.
[01:48:47] Hi.
[01:48:49] Do you like to touch me?
[01:48:51] Do you?
[01:48:53] That's so sweet.
[01:49:25] contract to adopt her.
[01:49:26] Right.
[01:49:27] She's not a high level of estrogen on Lacy's so it feels safe.
[01:49:35] You got jokes today, huh?
[01:49:38] Hi.
[01:49:39] Hi.
[01:49:40] Ron is not...
[01:49:41] Hello.
[01:49:42] I'm afraid this is hard already on the lady.
[01:49:45] There's going to be someone in the chat who wants her, right?
[01:49:48] Hi, mom.
[01:49:49] I'm going to have to do a thorough background check, but...
[01:49:54] She's in a bigger too, right?
[01:49:59] A little, she's in the thick of that.
[01:50:01] I mean, she's awesome. I would keep her if I didn't work full-time in the sanctuary.
[01:50:06] You have to guard down?
[01:50:09] You want to be a guard down?
[01:50:10] Fall in her mouth. She's just ready to play.
[01:50:14] No.
[01:50:16] No.
[01:50:18] I mean, she's not going to play.
[01:50:20] That's how we get an adult to go in these things.
[01:50:23] She's touching my nose.
[01:50:26] Are we standing up close?
[01:50:28] Yeah, I was about to.
[01:50:30] Jack, someone take a screenshot of that picture, where there's no such.
[01:50:34] Hi. Hi.
[01:50:40] I think she likes me.
[01:50:42] I think she does too.
[01:50:44] I think she's a loving guy. She should just quit traveling and just stay.
[01:50:49] Oh, look, she wants you to play her Sim in there!
[01:50:55] How true!
[01:50:59] What's wrong?
[01:51:01] What's wrong?
[01:51:02] Huh?
[01:51:03] What's wrong?
[01:51:04] Nothing's like him.
[01:51:06] No billiards?
[01:51:07] No billiards.
[01:51:09] Oh, you're bad.
[01:51:10] Yeah, it's not like me.
[01:51:12] I can't really do much of that right now.
[01:51:14] That's okay.
[01:51:15] Take her for Ron.
[01:51:20] I guess Ron's running five miles a day with her.
[01:51:24] She's so cute.
[01:51:28] There's got to be someone in this chat, or someone who's going to see this, who lives
[01:51:32] in LA and has the perfect lifestyle for Molly.
[01:51:35] Oh, she's great, James.
[01:51:37] Good with other dogs, friendly with cats, but I wouldn't do it unattended and good
[01:51:42] with kids.
[01:51:43] Oh, yes.
[01:51:44] She's bold.
[01:51:45] And then I could visit them whenever I see her.
[01:51:49] Molly, look at how she looks at you.
[01:51:51] It's making me emotional.
[01:51:56] This dog will drag wrong.
[01:52:00] You're really cute.
[01:52:01] She can't walk.
[01:52:02] Like I almost started to have the first time I tried to walk.
[01:52:06] Don't imagine how she had to get rid of security again, Molly?
[01:52:11] Just give Molly some security.
[01:52:13] with Molly.
[01:52:15] A little tougher.
[01:52:20] Wait.
[01:52:21] I want my mom to...
[01:52:23] I want my mom to take her.
[01:52:26] Should I ask my mom?
[01:52:28] The only thing is, yeah.
[01:52:30] Your mom has to make her decide what her name is.
[01:52:32] They're in a pen.
[01:52:33] Okay.
[01:52:34] Yeah, she's definitely on the same brand of burgers.
[01:52:36] Wait, I'm sending this to my mom right now.
[01:52:38] I'm not joking.
[01:52:39] Is she an outside dog?
[01:52:40] No, she's just outside right now.
[01:52:42] at night she crates, or she sleeps on the couch while you watch TV or...
[01:52:46] I grew up with a German shepherd named Lacy, and she passed away like three months ago.
[01:52:52] I grew up with a German shepherd named Sheba.
[01:52:54] She had a good breath, too.
[01:52:55] It's a best of. You should feel safe when you have a German shepherd to be grown up.
[01:52:59] Thank you.
[01:53:09] Do you want more?
[01:53:10] Tell me yeah
[01:53:16] Dominic Mingarelli
[01:53:23] She wants to play
[01:53:29] We want her yeah, I know you I guess you guys do bro. She's so good. She's you know, Pa
[01:53:40] I think I would have worked in multiple ways to control it because walking her is just like, you're just running like crazy.
[01:53:54] Wait, so you found her on train tracks?
[01:53:56] Wait, we live in St. Shuler. They're so-
[01:53:58] Oh yeah, do you have the link?
[01:54:00] Um, what? Like, like a men room? Like a hotel?
[01:54:04] Yeah, anything.
[01:54:06] Yeah.
[01:54:07] Yeah.
[01:54:08] Yeah.
[01:54:09] I know she was going to ask you what you thought the best link is for like your followers.
[01:54:16] Jack, if you guys, anybody in the chat wants to donate to the sanctuary, would you guys
[01:54:20] prefer Venmo, PayPal, or what else?
[01:54:24] Zell and Donut.
[01:54:25] Zell and Donut.
[01:54:26] Because then your number is going to get leaked.
[01:54:27] So, don't ask PayPal or Venmo.
[01:54:31] They're saying PayPal.
[01:54:32] PayPal and Venmo.
[01:54:33] That's it.
[01:54:34] Cash app.
[01:54:35] Cash out.
[01:54:37] You can just cross the line.
[01:54:39] Oh no, she lost her ball.
[01:54:41] I'm shot, you got him off.
[01:54:43] You don't have to sell off, I'm a dealer.
[01:54:45] Now I'm a non-profit, so these things are a tax write-off.
[01:54:49] So I haven't done...
[01:54:51] I thought about doing a GoFundMe to raise the money to purchase a new property, but I just haven't.
[01:54:55] But it's gather yet.
[01:54:59] The place I've been looking at just went off the market yesterday.
[01:55:03] sad but actually I can't buy it right now so maybe it's off the market and the
[01:55:08] realtor told me that I could call the owners and when I'm ready and that they
[01:55:12] probably got back on the market.
[01:55:15] Not yet.
[01:55:17] Hi! Hello! My goodness!
[01:55:21] She loves you!
[01:55:33] Oh, oh, oh my goodness.
[01:55:38] Geez.
[01:55:40] You don't go anywhere without your ball, huh?
[01:55:49] I think she likes me.
[01:55:51] I think she likes me a little bit.
[01:55:54] Here, I sent it to you.
[01:55:56] I think she loves you.
[01:55:58] It's your dog, soulmate, yeah, I can't with this chap, bruh.
[01:56:18] You guys just have a reptiles now, are there dogs or cats?
[01:56:21] Yeah, I had a dog.
[01:56:22] He's a golden retriever, his name is Milo.
[01:56:24] I had them for like eight months, but I was traveling too much and my parents took them.
[01:56:31] I used to put those little like bite to grab toys.
[01:56:34] You're saying Coco wants a friend, Arla?
[01:56:37] If I had a house, I would, but I'm not going to put her in an apartment.
[01:56:43] She's excited.
[01:56:45] Jeez. Come on. Here.
[01:56:47] But I asked my mom and dad and they said,
[01:56:51] I honestly think they would take her.
[01:56:53] You gotta go get it.
[01:56:54] You gotta go get it, Molly.
[01:56:56] He?
[01:56:57] Oh, no.
[01:56:58] You ready to help?
[01:56:58] Don't get me in your face, please.
[01:57:00] Uh-huh.
[01:57:04] All right, come here.
[01:57:05] Hey.
[01:57:06] Come here.
[01:57:09] Yeah.
[01:57:10] Hey, pal.
[01:57:11] Hi, honey.
[01:57:12] Hey, pop, dude.
[01:57:13] Have a work.
[01:57:14] OK.
[01:57:15] Hi.
[01:57:17] Ahem.
[01:57:19] Um.
[01:57:23] She's beautiful. She is beautiful.
[01:57:29] No, she does not accept meme coins, chat.
[01:57:34] Hi! Hi!
[01:57:38] Oh, my dad's responding.
[01:57:47] Wait.
[01:57:48] He's energetic!
[01:57:50] We had a farm dog named Lewis.
[01:57:52] Oh my gosh, he came back over here to meet me.
[01:57:54] And he just died.
[01:57:56] Oh!
[01:57:58] Yeah, she keeps coming back to my lap.
[01:58:00] Here's your paw, here's your paw.
[01:58:02] You have a lot of energy.
[01:58:04] Do you want to go running?
[01:58:06] Aw.
[01:58:10] Does she accept to be lost?
[01:58:12] Yeah.
[01:58:14] Come on back.
[01:58:16] I think she likes me, I think she likes me a little bit, a little bit of the tail wag.
[01:58:32] Little puppy.
[01:58:51] She's in her head on a table. She's a wild woman.
[01:58:56] Can I send you my dad's number, okay?
[01:58:59] I have to talk to you about this.
[01:59:01] Just tell him to text me first, because I don't answer.
[01:59:04] OK.
[01:59:05] Go get your bowl.
[01:59:06] Go get your bowl.
[01:59:07] Well, you want to go to my house?
[01:59:09] You want to go home with my other animals?
[01:59:13] Yeah?
[01:59:14] I'm going to cry.
[01:59:15] She's so cute.
[01:59:19] I love you.
[01:59:20] All the water.
[01:59:21] Please.
[01:59:22] Hi.
[01:59:23] You want to go?
[01:59:25] You want to go?
[01:59:26] Hi, Abby.
[01:59:28] Hi.
[01:59:29] Hi baby. Hi. You're really cute. You're really crying.
[01:59:45] Oh my gosh, she just keeps getting...
[01:59:47] Hi.
[01:59:48] Oh.
[01:59:49] Let me see. Let me see.
[01:59:51] Hi.
[01:59:53] Hi.
[01:59:55] Huh?
[01:59:57] Just be an email.
[01:59:58] Wait, there's a website you have with the donation box?
[02:00:03] Yes, it has all the ways.
[02:00:05] Yeah.
[02:00:06] Where'd the ball go?
[02:00:08] Let it go home.
[02:00:10] Let it go.
[02:00:11] Oh, no.
[02:00:12] What do you think?
[02:00:13] Get him all again.
[02:00:14] It's on his keyboard.
[02:00:15] Want me to help you?
[02:00:16] Molly, I can help you.
[02:00:17] Ready?
[02:00:18] You want me to help you?
[02:00:20] Molly.
[02:00:21] I can help you.
[02:00:23] Ready?
[02:00:25] Go get it.
[02:00:28] Not again.
[02:00:30] Oh, look at that one.
[02:00:32] Say that.
[02:00:34] Can we get on the plug, baby?
[02:00:36] Yeah.
[02:00:38] Oh, look at that one.
[02:00:40] Say that.
[02:00:42] Can we get on the plug, baby?
[02:00:44] Yeah.
[02:00:46] I'm going to go back to the bathroom.
[02:00:53] Chat, are we back?
[02:00:56] Hi, Miles, you've got to go back, baby.
[02:00:59] Come on, say hi.
[02:01:00] Hi, Miles.
[02:01:01] Hi, Miles.
[02:01:02] Hi, Miles.
[02:01:03] You're fine.
[02:01:04] Miles, goodness.
[02:01:06] Hi.
[02:01:07] Hi.
[02:01:08] Maybe I'll see you again one day.
[02:01:10] Hi, Miles.
[02:01:11] You're going to see you again, Miles.
[02:01:13] Hi.
[02:01:14] You're really cute.
[02:01:16] Hi, Pippi.
[02:01:18] Mm-hmm.
[02:01:20] Go on, Molly.
[02:01:22] Come on, baby girl.
[02:01:24] Come on. Come on, moms.
[02:01:26] Come on, baby girl.
[02:01:28] Come on.
[02:01:30] Come on.
[02:01:32] Aww.
[02:01:34] Oh, my God.
[02:01:40] You don't want to go?
[02:01:42] outside with your friends?
[02:01:44] Come on, come on, come on, come on.
[02:01:50] Come on, come on, come on.
[02:01:54] Oh, she will drop.
[02:01:58] There you go.
[02:02:00] Chad, if anybody, are we after here?
[02:02:04] If anybody in the chat wants to donate to the sanctuary, this is the link right here, mods, pin it.
[02:02:10] As you guys who've been watching this stream,
[02:02:12] it goes to a great cause.
[02:02:13] They have a bunch of animals that clearly need help.
[02:02:16] Dogs that need to be adopted, that they found.
[02:02:20] Everything she has literally just helps animals,
[02:02:22] like fully, like she said, when she shaves the sheep,
[02:02:27] the fur instead of selling it,
[02:02:28] it goes to help other animals.
[02:02:30] So if anybody wants to just help,
[02:02:32] literally five, $10, anything.
[02:02:34] Anything y'all wanna do helps her a ton.
[02:02:36] So even if it's just $10, you guys can spare.
[02:02:39] I'm gonna make a donation right now, actually.
[02:02:44] But it's always good to help, especially animals, bro.
[02:02:47] And I always say stuff about charity this, charity that,
[02:02:52] just because I personally don't know where money goes to
[02:02:55] and you don't need the charity.
[02:02:56] But coming in and seeing this,
[02:02:58] I can see actually where it goes to.
[02:03:00] You know what I mean, so.
[02:03:04] I'm gonna donate on PayPal right now.
[02:03:05] Oh, no, no, I'm taking this.
[02:03:07] Holly!
[02:03:08] Oh, she's here.
[02:03:09] I don't see hig...
[02:03:11] Hi!
[02:03:16] Hi, Molly.
[02:03:21] I almost had the donation.
[02:03:31] Donation for animal sanctuary.
[02:03:39] There we go.
[02:03:50] Marcia, I just sent a donation.
[02:03:51] But yeah, Chad, it's pinned.
[02:03:52] If anybody in the channel wants to donate $5, $10,
[02:03:54] anything you could spare to help out animals,
[02:03:57] highly recommend.
[02:03:58] Sanctuaries are a great cause.
[02:04:00] They really are.
[02:04:04] Yeah, and then a little exclusive norm of us.
[02:04:08] He's like sworn his best friend.
[02:04:13] Chad, anybody in the chat lives in LA
[02:04:15] and think you can handle the lifestyle of having Molly?
[02:04:19] Oh, is she right there?
[02:04:24] Molly?
[02:04:26] I got to be responsible, bro.
[02:04:40] I can't take care of her.
[02:04:43] We all know I can, bro.
[02:04:44] I just can't, literally can't.
[02:04:49] I would literally love to, I would actually love to take her, but I just don't have
[02:04:54] time in my life right now.
[02:04:56] I said he's going to talk to my mom about it.
[02:05:09] These are donkeys?
[02:05:19] Oh, are they dangerous or no?
[02:05:21] No, I've seen them.
[02:05:22] Go, come on.
[02:05:26] Okay.
[02:05:27] And then you just don't stand behind them, at least because if they did kick it would really burn.
[02:05:30] Okay.
[02:05:31] This is the mom of her son.
[02:05:32] Oh.
[02:05:33] Guess who's getting the mom?
[02:05:35] I guess.
[02:05:36] That one is the first one.
[02:05:39] You have no idea, do you?
[02:05:42] Okay.
[02:05:43] This is the mom, right?
[02:05:45] That's Willow.
[02:05:46] That's her son.
[02:05:47] Is that the mom?
[02:05:48] Is that them here?
[02:05:49] Yeah.
[02:05:50] Oh, I'm going to be behind them?
[02:05:51] Just don't stand right behind them.
[02:05:53] Uh-uh.
[02:05:55] Hi, Mama.
[02:05:57] Hi.
[02:05:59] I like their little cheeks.
[02:06:01] Their cheeks rubbed?
[02:06:05] You like your cheeks rubbed, do we look?
[02:06:09] W. Jackass.
[02:06:11] I'm just like, it's weird.
[02:06:13] Ma, it's Pin the Link, by the way, please.
[02:06:15] I don't think so.
[02:06:17] There's one of them?
[02:06:19] A little fucking donkey.
[02:06:21] How bad would a donkey kick hurt, if you're buying it?
[02:06:23] Oh, I could kill you.
[02:06:24] I could break it.
[02:06:25] I was down once this week already to a coconut.
[02:06:29] Like just falling?
[02:06:30] Yeah, I was off straight on an island for seven days,
[02:06:32] and I hit something.
[02:06:34] I tried to get a coconut down from a tree with a stick,
[02:06:36] and it hit me in the head, and I almost got it.
[02:06:39] Did you get a concussion?
[02:06:40] Yeah, I was in the neck brace for like an hour.
[02:06:42] You heard that all the time.
[02:06:43] No, he actually, yeah.
[02:06:45] I mean, he's fine.
[02:06:46] You're OK.
[02:06:46] Wow.
[02:06:48] Survival.
[02:06:48] It's like so random.
[02:06:51] I hear a dingin coming through.
[02:06:54] Did you get to go to Rio just there?
[02:06:59] Also be very careful on Venmo and PayPal.
[02:07:03] People might like mess around and request money instead of sending money.
[02:07:07] So just be careful if you accidentally send some money.
[02:07:11] It's almost like a scam last week for someone.
[02:07:13] They're getting so savvy.
[02:07:14] It was an email, like to the love always email.
[02:07:18] And they said they'd been recommended to me to be their chef to throw a private party for his 50th birthday
[02:07:24] And he wanted me to handle everything because he was in
[02:07:28] In Europe and that he would send me some money to retain the band and then I was like, okay
[02:07:34] And I was like, what's our budget? He's like 75,000. I was like, oh, this is amazing
[02:07:38] Like this can do so much for the sanctuary. So first of all, yes
[02:07:40] He broke my heart not only tried to scam me
[02:07:42] But then so I'm trying to find the band that I'm supposed to retain for him
[02:07:46] And then kept googling and found as soon as the band's name came up under a huge scam of somebody trying to do this
[02:07:52] So they're getting smarter. It's not like a king anymore. Just you know, you could ask him for money
[02:07:58] I was like wow that was close. I almost was like let's do this
[02:08:03] Scan when you're scamming nonprofits, you know, that's fucked up
[02:08:07] So these two guys here in some cultures they drink donkey milk as a cure for
[02:08:14] cancer it doesn't work let me say that so don't ever suggest her to do it so she
[02:08:19] was purchased when she was pregnant so that this family could take her milk
[02:08:22] then when he was born they wouldn't allow him to nurse so he was failure to
[02:08:26] thrive almost died they dumped them like dump them they called a horse
[02:08:33] rescue and said they didn't want them and I came and picked them up and it took
[02:08:38] almost a year to heal for him to walk almost a year for her to let me touch
[02:08:41] her and as you can see now that's we've made some progress she's so sweet they're
[02:08:48] angels and they'll live they could live out of me so these guys will be with
[02:08:51] the sanctuary a long time I'm hoping my kids will take over someday
[02:08:56] It's not a joke, I've been thinking at like, in the next 15 years I'm going to have to
[02:09:03] like, this is a legacy project, you know, I want to build bunk houses for kids aging
[02:09:07] out of foster care, like there's a lot going to happen here and how sad it's like I die
[02:09:12] and like, I mean not like I'm going to die tomorrow, I am in my 30s so.
[02:09:18] No, okay, you're fine.
[02:09:23] Is your one friend that came last time as she lived here?
[02:09:25] Um, yeah, she just moved out.
[02:09:27] Sabrina.
[02:09:29] I was hoping you would bring her. She was so cute.
[02:09:31] She loved the chicken.
[02:09:33] Look at his leg twitching when I was here.
[02:09:35] This is feel good.
[02:09:37] His ear is like this.
[02:09:39] It reminds me of you, Drew. It really does.
[02:09:43] They are all the fucking big ass pig over there.
[02:09:45] It reminds me of you, Drew.
[02:09:47] Someone said you look great for being 50.
[02:09:51] Oh, I whispered.
[02:09:53] How cute he is.
[02:09:55] You should know I'm 55.
[02:09:57] 55?
[02:09:59] I would not have guessed that.
[02:10:01] I would have guessed like 25.
[02:10:03] You do look very young.
[02:10:05] Oh, I probably should not stand behind the donkey.
[02:10:07] You don't want to get donkey kicked.
[02:10:09] I heard it hurts.
[02:10:11] She just said that.
[02:10:13] There's a cross on its back.
[02:10:15] So this is called the Cross of Jerusalem.
[02:10:17] So in history it's kind of said that
[02:10:19] I could tell the story.
[02:10:21] I could tell the story wrong, but like Jesus came down the mountain, not a donkey, and
[02:10:26] afterwards it's a frog.
[02:10:27] This was a donkey.
[02:10:28] Jesus came down the mountain.
[02:10:29] Not this specific donkey.
[02:10:30] This is a story in history, where we'd be blowing up all over the place if that happened.
[02:10:34] No, but that's the story in history.
[02:10:42] And they've got an acre up here, so they have, I don't know, a lot of space.
[02:10:46] This is the only over here too, but I just had beehives up there.
[02:10:49] Have you heard about parts of the monkey?
[02:10:50] Yeah, I wanna know what annoys me about that. Can I share that?
[02:10:54] Is that like, of course it was like the saddest thing in the world to see punch the monkey get hurt.
[02:10:58] He's okay now, right? But like the whole world is angry and helping punch the monkey, which is great.
[02:11:04] You needed help. But then there's like all these normal sanctuaries who like operate on nothing.
[02:11:09] Like I'm not a zoo, so there's nobody giving me funding.
[02:11:12] People saw us, so they're helping out big zoos who...
[02:11:14] It's like people who get famous on social media for like hugging a cow but you go to their page and they're killing deer.
[02:11:25] It's just like the people send them money and they get sponsors and it's frustrating so that's how I feel.
[02:11:32] I love punch, I swear.
[02:11:34] But yeah, help out the little people.
[02:11:38] You should get monkeys.
[02:11:40] Um, I can let's eat legal.
[02:11:42] Oh, okay.
[02:11:44] Really?
[02:11:46] Yeah. Just trust me.
[02:11:48] Your girl would love me.
[02:11:50] I'm on it. I want to die to go someplace where I can see them like naturally, like Thailand.
[02:11:54] I want to get punched.
[02:11:56] You're gonna like go straight for punch and bring it home.
[02:11:58] I want to get punched and I want to send him to a sanctuary in Texas.
[02:12:00] Well, if somebody could do it, you'd punch him.
[02:12:02] Did he just punch you?
[02:12:04] Did the family not... I thought he got took in by the family now.
[02:12:06] I don't know.
[02:12:08] That was the last thing and like monkeys have to go through that they have to fight before
[02:12:12] they welcome each other.
[02:12:13] It's unfortunately, it's like chickens, they beat each other up before they decide who's
[02:12:17] the boss.
[02:12:18] It's hard to, animals are hard to watch sometimes.
[02:12:20] Yeah.
[02:12:21] Wait, do they like to nibble?
[02:12:22] Yeah.
[02:12:23] Did he hurt you?
[02:12:24] No.
[02:12:25] Oh yeah.
[02:12:26] He can nibble, it's cute.
[02:12:27] Oh yeah, and feel his lips too.
[02:12:28] They're like these giant velvet.
[02:12:29] Can I feel your lips, buddy?
[02:12:30] Oh wow.
[02:12:31] Hi baby.
[02:12:32] Nice little lips.
[02:12:33] His nose is big.
[02:12:34] You got some suckers on you, huh?
[02:12:36] I bet the donkey has love your lips.
[02:12:40] I'm gonna bless his heart.
[02:12:42] He has to live with his mom the rest of his life.
[02:12:46] Sorry Willow.
[02:12:48] My Willow.
[02:12:50] My Willow.
[02:12:52] Oh no, he's out of the house.
[02:12:54] So darling, I might try and rescue cows.
[02:12:56] I'm right behind it.
[02:12:58] And the cows will live up here.
[02:13:00] Cows?
[02:13:02] Wait, we are the Highland ones?
[02:13:04] Highland if you can find a Highland cow that needs to be rescued. Yes, but we can't purchase a cow
[02:13:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
[02:13:17] Yo, you really like me, huh?
[02:13:20] Maybe cows
[02:13:22] All right, bye dog cheese
[02:13:34] Aww.
[02:13:46] Whatever you want.
[02:13:47] We can see the chickens. We can see the chickens quickly, yeah.
[02:13:54] Kick Drew?
[02:13:57] Wait, do you know the ducks are gay?
[02:13:59] What? They are?
[02:14:01] My ducks are gay.
[02:14:02] Not all ducks are gay.
[02:14:03] Like how do you know?
[02:14:05] Um, well...
[02:14:07] I think it's actually...
[02:14:09] Oh, doggies.
[02:14:19] Maybe buttfuck each other.
[02:14:23] There's a lot of aminals here, dude.
[02:14:25] Wait, so, okay, do you eat eggs?
[02:14:28] Um, I don't eat eggs because I'm a vegan,
[02:14:30] so we feed our eggs back to them.
[02:14:32] to them and that helps keep them stronger and healthier.
[02:14:37] The egg lich opened like a little like egg cafe?
[02:14:40] Well part of having a vegan sanctuary is we don't use the animals for anything.
[02:14:44] Another purpose of this place is they just get to exist the rest of their life so we
[02:14:48] don't take anything from them.
[02:14:50] That makes sense.
[02:14:52] Look how cute!
[02:14:54] Come here!
[02:14:56] Exactly, that's a valid thing, like if I had a bunch of chickens I'd have them
[02:15:02] eggs and maybe open like a place like a little like an egg restaurant and use it to fund this
[02:15:06] entry.
[02:15:07] There's like a really huge rooster problem in the eye because people think it's like fun
[02:15:13] on Sunday to go to tractor supply and buy a bunch of baby chicks for like a little backyard
[02:15:17] clock.
[02:15:18] But then half of them turn out to be roosters and no one's legally zoned for roosters
[02:15:21] in the city limits.
[02:15:23] So I get probably 20...
[02:15:24] Wait, where can you get baby chicks from?
[02:15:26] No, I would never, I'm just saying.
[02:15:28] Tractor supply, but they need to stop that.
[02:15:30] Wait, why would...
[02:15:35] It's like fun, like to be with your kids or...
[02:15:39] And you don't know if a baby chick is a male or a female until they reach full sexual maturity.
[02:15:44] Yeah.
[02:15:45] That's why I have...this is a bachelor's block.
[02:15:47] If they could get to the ladies, they'd fight to the death, but...
[02:15:50] Because they don't have any girlfriends, they can all live together.
[02:15:52] Wait, they fight to the death just to try to get you the girl?
[02:15:54] Are you horny little fucks?
[02:15:56] This is uh, that's Justin Bieber, that's Bobby at the other bottom, and he can pickles and pistachios.
[02:16:06] And that's Fern, Ferns, and Greg.
[02:16:10] I'm getting fucking clucked over here! He just clucked my leg!
[02:16:14] There's one behind you.
[02:16:16] Oh yeah!
[02:16:18] Wait, what is it going to be? He's going to beat you in the leg.
[02:16:20] He's just super curious about you.
[02:16:22] Here's an old handbag.
[02:16:24] It's finally excited to be here.
[02:16:26] Ah!
[02:16:28] Aren't they cute?
[02:16:34] Oh!
[02:16:38] It says do not enter on it.
[02:16:40] Yeah.
[02:16:46] A lot of cocks here.
[02:16:48] So why does it say do not enter on that one for because I mean you can clearly but we don't
[02:16:58] want random people open the door.
[02:17:01] So random people can come here and just enter the sanctuary?
[02:17:03] Um no during an event.
[02:17:05] Okay.
[02:17:06] So like when I have a public event someone opened the door once and one of my birds flew
[02:17:09] away.
[02:17:10] What do you think the easiest aminal to owners like to take care of?
[02:17:15] Um, it's probably the one you just adopted, the snake.
[02:17:18] Oh, god.
[02:17:19] Yeah.
[02:17:22] Wait, there's a pigeon?
[02:17:24] Her name is Pearl.
[02:17:25] She got hit by a car.
[02:17:26] So if you see her on this side, it
[02:17:28] looks like you have a little face lift.
[02:17:30] She has brain damage.
[02:17:31] So she's just a little wonky, and she can't fly.
[02:17:36] She got hit by a car?
[02:17:37] She's so cute.
[02:17:38] You see it.
[02:17:39] She loves to be held.
[02:17:40] Just pet her.
[02:17:41] Oh, pet her.
[02:17:42] Pet her here?
[02:17:43] Yeah.
[02:17:44] My pearl, you either buy a car or is it a drug driver?
[02:17:50] It's probably a drug.
[02:17:51] Wait, I guess I'm...
[02:17:53] Or you.
[02:17:54] You're going?
[02:17:59] And her for cameras.
[02:18:02] I want you to keep your pearl on.
[02:18:03] I have her for cameras.
[02:18:05] That's us.
[02:18:06] I need a leader.
[02:18:09] Oh, Drew ran over a pigeon, Drew, nice dude, look at that's a CTE pigeon, they're really
[02:18:25] cute, that's Slim Shady, that's Pops brother, that's Slim Shady, you gotta meet Larry, Larry's
[02:18:38] going in for surgery for what?
[02:18:41] And then Donna after.
[02:18:43] Donna.
[02:18:50] Hello.
[02:18:52] Oh, you're wet.
[02:18:54] I thought you were going to be fine.
[02:18:56] I didn't know ducks could fly.
[02:18:58] What?
[02:19:00] Ducks have wings to fly?
[02:19:02] I've never seen a duck fly in an airport.
[02:19:04] It's just a rare.
[02:19:05] It'll run through the south too.
[02:19:07] Wow
[02:19:12] So Larry was dumped at Handsome Dam people buy baby ducks for Easter gifts another bad idea
[02:19:19] Ducks are really hard. They're super messy
[02:19:23] Does yeah, that's I mean he's literally hugging me and holding on to me
[02:19:28] We saw he's having surgery here
[02:19:30] This is called bumblefoot and this is again. This is considered a meat bird
[02:19:34] So he's been bred to get really big so he could be eaten
[02:19:37] um so they struggle with their feet and different diseases they're saying it's the car insurance one
[02:19:43] aflac yep aflac aflac
[02:19:49] oh i said last time i was here i don't think he knows he's having surgery
[02:19:56] you should probably tell him it's super scary because it's putting a duck under anesthesia is super
[02:20:01] scary they don't you should probably tell him Larry i have bad news dude um i'm not trying
[02:20:07] be that guy but you're going in for surgery all right? You're gonna be okay.
[02:20:10] You're gonna be fine. This is bumble, bumble like this on the foot, little
[02:20:14] bumbles. You're running for surgery, gonna cut it off. You'll be nice and sharp the
[02:20:18] next day all right?
[02:20:37] So they, they, uh, they have sex?
[02:20:41] Well, not full, but yes.
[02:20:45] They do their best if they can.
[02:20:47] What do they do?
[02:20:48] They roll around on each other in the pool and nibble on each other's necks.
[02:20:53] So, so, he's like, oh my god, he's here.
[02:21:10] And I'm like, he's like, don't do anything stupid, mom.
[02:21:12] Well, so there he's bisexual.
[02:21:14] Because, because he won't hear his girlfriend.
[02:21:18] If he could get to the lady ducks, he would kill them.
[02:21:22] Wait, why would he kill them?
[02:21:24] Um, okay, so...
[02:21:26] She means sexually.
[02:21:28] His weight is so much.
[02:21:30] Like, he weighs so much,
[02:21:32] and they also have sex in water,
[02:21:34] so he would drown her.
[02:21:36] But other than that,
[02:21:38] he's like, top of the tower.
[02:21:40] Oh my God, it's a black car.
[02:21:42] Hey, silky-dilky woo!
[02:21:44] Hey, silky-dilky woo!
[02:21:46] Hey, silky-dilky!
[02:21:48] Okay.
[02:21:52] All right, that's my place.
[02:21:54] Amazing.
[02:21:56] Yeah, it's McDonald's.
[02:21:58] And then we got to get the stuff out of the freezer.
[02:22:00] Yes.
[02:22:02] Do you have a bag for everything by chance?
[02:22:04] Perfect.
[02:22:06] Thank you.
[02:22:12] You know, I feel really bad that I've eaten duck feet before.
[02:22:16] You've eaten duck feet?
[02:22:18] I don't know. That was cool.
[02:22:20] I've tried this before, like I've tried it.
[02:22:22] I had ducks being China.
[02:22:26] Well, stick with me and I'll make you the most incredible food,
[02:22:31] but you'll never want to eat an animal again.
[02:22:33] Wait, so what kind of food do you make when you're hungry?
[02:22:35] I make, look, first of all, I'm a Sicilian Italian,
[02:22:37] so I make comfort Italian food,
[02:22:39] like homemade cheeses out of cashew nuts.
[02:22:41] Homemade cheeses?
[02:22:43] I make lasagnas, I make gnocchi, I still make bolognese,
[02:22:46] I make incredible homemade salad dressings and pretty much anything you would want to eat would tell me what it is and I'd veganize it.
[02:22:56] What about steak?
[02:22:58] Even steak tips now you can get. I couldn't make you like a full steak. What about portobello mushrooms? You ever grilled one of those?
[02:23:05] Well I have had a portobello mushroom.
[02:23:07] It's good.
[02:23:09] Portobello mushrooms are good either.
[02:23:11] If they're seasoned right?
[02:23:12] Yeah.
[02:23:13] I'm gonna go get Dona May so you can eat my baby.
[02:23:15] Oh my God, this goat is the cutest.
[02:23:22] She's a goat?
[02:23:26] She's a goat?
[02:23:29] Is it fun?
[02:23:32] Yeah, I like it here.
[02:23:34] Very nice sanctuary, actually.
[02:23:37] Can't even see the kids yet.
[02:23:40] I wanna meet her.
[02:23:44] How old is she?
[02:23:46] I don't know. I think she's a baby.
[02:23:48] Oh?
[02:23:50] No, maybe like one. I don't know.
[02:23:54] But she's actually so sweet. She follows her everywhere.
[02:23:56] Really?
[02:23:58] She'll follow her just like she's one, but she can walk.
[02:24:02] Kind of super baby she has.
[02:24:08] Good sir.
[02:24:10] It's aft?
[02:24:12] I don't think it's death.
[02:24:15] Wait, I don't think it's death.
[02:24:24] I was walking at nine months. That's a lie.
[02:24:27] No, the fuck, you weren't.
[02:24:32] I hope my parents take Molly.
[02:24:34] Yeah, I really won't, Molly.
[02:24:36] The way she looked at you was so cute.
[02:24:42] Yeah, I liked Molly a lot.
[02:24:50] What's that noise?
[02:24:52] I don't know, I heard something walking.
[02:24:56] What is that? Oh, it's that pig, that big drew.
[02:24:58] What's that? Hold on.
[02:25:00] You're not a big animal fan, are you, Drew?
[02:25:04] You don't like them?
[02:25:08] Okay, but you know how I think about it?
[02:25:10] This is honestly how I think about it.
[02:25:12] I know, but you know how I genuinely think about it, Drew?
[02:25:14] If you didn't have animals like this,
[02:25:18] I wouldn't be able to wake up and eat a bacon egg and cheese and more.
[02:25:20] I wouldn't be able to go to Boa and get a steak, right?
[02:25:24] I wouldn't be able to get all this, like a chicken sandwich and chicken leg,
[02:25:30] if these animals didn't exist.
[02:25:32] What are you saying?
[02:25:33] She was doing like a little chicken sandwich mukbang after this, maybe.
[02:25:36] You have to stay chicken.
[02:25:38] My gosh, we could do a chicken meat mukbang.
[02:25:40] Look at Pina.
[02:25:41] Pina?
[02:25:45] Where are the babies here?
[02:25:46] Oh, Pina.
[02:25:47] That's behind.
[02:25:48] What the fuck?
[02:25:49] That is not a baby.
[02:25:50] Plus, she's almost a year old.
[02:25:52] Now she's a long baby.
[02:25:53] I thought you had a kid.
[02:25:55] Like a baby.
[02:25:56] I thought you were going to bring a baby out.
[02:25:57] She was.
[02:25:58] No, like a human being.
[02:26:00] Dona!
[02:26:01] Dona!
[02:26:02] Dona!
[02:26:03] She's so sweet.
[02:26:04] So she's like kind of like a dog.
[02:26:06] A little bit.
[02:26:08] Hi, Dona.
[02:26:09] Hi.
[02:26:10] Hi, Dona.
[02:26:11] Not many.
[02:26:12] She fell.
[02:26:13] Like out of my arms before.
[02:26:14] Yeah.
[02:26:15] Yeah.
[02:26:16] Dona, come here.
[02:26:17] Eat my flowers.
[02:26:18] Dona.
[02:26:19] Don't smell me.
[02:26:20] Dona.
[02:26:21] She doesn't bite.
[02:26:22] Dona.
[02:26:23] Dona.
[02:26:24] Dona.
[02:26:25] Dona.
[02:26:26] Dona.
[02:26:27] Dona.
[02:26:28] Dona.
[02:26:29] She has a bite.
[02:26:30] Oh, god, no.
[02:26:31] I don't.
[02:26:32] OK, so could you have a house goat?
[02:26:36] I mean, if you want goat shit all over your house.
[02:26:40] So I would say no.
[02:26:42] She's had to live in the house the last five days during the rain
[02:26:45] because she has this injury on her horn.
[02:26:46] See the top?
[02:26:48] I hope it did.
[02:26:50] And it's been really difficult having her live in the house.
[02:26:55] I can't go anywhere.
[02:26:56] that he literally can't even be gone longer than an hour.
[02:26:59] It's like having a new care.
[02:27:00] You can't put her back in there now, though?
[02:27:01] No, the scene's not healed all the way.
[02:27:03] She sees the vet will literally be here in like 45 minutes.
[02:27:06] And so she gets her ready to check.
[02:27:08] Larry gets his surgery.
[02:27:11] Of course, Bulba was the one that pulled my pants down.
[02:27:13] All right, to be honest, I didn't see him do it.
[02:27:15] I just assumed he did it.
[02:27:17] I walked in the barn yard,
[02:27:18] one of my volunteers did it
[02:27:19] and she just had like a trickle of blood down her face.
[02:27:22] I'm so sad.
[02:27:23] I'm so sad, huh?
[02:27:24] I scared mom.
[02:27:25] come here baby
[02:27:29] come here
[02:27:31] come here
[02:27:33] come here
[02:27:35] come here
[02:27:37] come here
[02:27:39] we will go
[02:27:41] lacy means lacy
[02:27:43] hi
[02:27:45] she likes the camera
[02:27:47] you like the camera girl
[02:27:49] do you like the camera girl
[02:27:51] Say hi to Donna, say hi to Donna, chat, be nice, guys.
[02:28:13] Hey, hey Donna, did Boba do that to you?
[02:28:35] She's like a dog.
[02:28:40] Oh, again, all you want to come to me?
[02:28:44] Is that what it is, Donna?
[02:28:45] Go ahead, come here.
[02:28:46] That was a lot, Donna.
[02:28:51] Is she going to cheer right now?
[02:28:52] She could.
[02:28:53] She absolutely could.
[02:28:55] It's too funny.
[02:28:57] You cannot eat.
[02:28:59] Let's get your snake.
[02:29:01] Donna!
[02:29:03] Oh, Donna's gonna be a troublemaker.
[02:29:09] Donna May.
[02:29:10] Oh, jeez.
[02:29:11] She's very nice.
[02:29:12] She's naughty.
[02:29:13] She's naughty.
[02:29:14] She's naughty, girl.
[02:29:15] Come on.
[02:29:16] Dude, I wish I was a goal and I could just go around eating plants all day.
[02:29:21] All right, let's get your snack.
[02:29:23] What do you say his name is now, Mamba?
[02:29:25] Mamba.
[02:29:28] Look, Boba.
[02:29:31] Hey, Boba.
[02:29:32] You do that to Donna?
[02:29:34] Got my eyes on you, Boba.
[02:29:42] Bro literally wants to be an animal, so he can...
[02:29:44] Yo, okay, do you actually think about it though?
[02:29:46] The life of an animal is actually fire.
[02:29:48] You don't gotta worry about any responsibilities.
[02:29:51] Walk around all day and eat.
[02:29:53] Roll in the mud a little bit.
[02:29:55] I'm gonna come up in the right home.
[02:29:57] Yes. Yeah.
[02:30:02] So, uh, question to the snake.
[02:30:17] Could it eat like a little eight-pound shizu?
[02:30:20] No.
[02:30:21] I told you not to, um, I didn't get you a bag.
[02:30:25] Will you hold on?
[02:30:26] I was hoping, dude.
[02:30:27] Donna!
[02:30:28] I'll be right back, lady.
[02:30:29] Okay.
[02:30:30] Hey, don't move.
[02:30:32] Uh-oh.
[02:30:34] Hey, Donna. Donna, hey.
[02:30:36] Hi, baby.
[02:30:38] We had a car.
[02:30:40] Why don't you just let it go?
[02:30:42] She was here when we were here.
[02:30:44] She brought it.
[02:30:46] Oh, Donna does not want to be in here.
[02:30:48] Come here. Come here.
[02:30:50] Oh, no. Donna, come here.
[02:30:52] Hunter, look at the chicken.
[02:30:54] No, no, no.
[02:30:56] No, no, no.
[02:30:58] the chicken take cocoa to the Amazon good stream that's not the line it's a
[02:31:03] great stream it's a great stream cocoa vs. Anaconda
[02:31:08] what sound does he help me
[02:31:12] BAAA
[02:31:16] I thought you were gonna like say some wrong shit
[02:31:21] no
[02:31:28] Can I buy you, Lacey?
[02:31:32] I wanna try to ride Donna.
[02:31:34] No, you're gonna kill her.
[02:31:36] No, I wanna ride her.
[02:31:37] Wait, this is what she makes?
[02:31:39] Warm sourdough bread.
[02:31:41] Warm.
[02:31:42] With vegan butter or your choice of a balsamic, garlic, olive oil reduction.
[02:31:48] Mixed organic spring greens with chopped red salad.
[02:31:53] Vegetables served with a roasted yellow tomato vinaigrette.
[02:31:57] creamy coconut-based vodka sauce with organic rigatoni you like me Donna?
[02:32:07] I know we get along I know. Oh yeah. I have hypes in everything.
[02:32:11] Oh okay guys.
[02:32:14] So you're not going to eat the rocks without the wood in these pieces?
[02:32:18] Um you're gonna put it in there and shake it off.
[02:32:22] Yeah the wood stuff. And then I don't know literally what this is but
[02:32:26] I think that's...
[02:32:27] I did not really...
[02:32:28] I said...
[02:32:29] I said...
[02:32:30] I said...
[02:32:31] Get a garrette.
[02:32:32] Heating powder?
[02:32:33] I didn't...
[02:32:34] And then he said...
[02:32:35] Did you get a heating pad that goes on the bottom?
[02:32:36] I didn't...
[02:32:37] Because the guy told me not to.
[02:32:38] Okay.
[02:32:39] He didn't just like add them in about needing one.
[02:32:41] So maybe do more homework.
[02:32:42] Okay.
[02:32:43] On that, because again I know nothing.
[02:32:44] And I'm like,
[02:32:45] well can't she have yours?
[02:32:46] He goes,
[02:32:47] no, they're like sealed to the bottom of the...
[02:32:49] thing.
[02:32:50] Yeah.
[02:32:51] I can put together a little contra...
[02:32:52] I'm a mechanic on the side, so...
[02:32:53] Are you really?
[02:32:54] Yeah.
[02:32:55] I just renovated a motorcycle yesterday.
[02:32:58] I have a vintage trailer. I want to put a full kitchen in the side.
[02:33:03] I can do that. Why do I give me a week or two?
[02:33:05] You're making fun of me again.
[02:33:07] No, I'm serious. I'm a mechanic.
[02:33:09] All right. So there's some box. You don't need those.
[02:33:14] Yeah, I've got this little trailer. I want to start doing like little private...
[02:33:18] I do private dinners here already, like barnyard dinners,
[02:33:20] but I want to do like a secret, like little speakeasy place.
[02:33:24] I'm a celebrity chef, so people are afraid to come do that.
[02:33:29] You're a celebrity chef?
[02:33:32] What is that?
[02:33:33] Well, it depends.
[02:33:34] Emily Deschanel, Zoe Deschanel, Joaquin Phoenix, Jane Fonda.
[02:33:40] I'm lazy, too.
[02:33:42] But I mean, I also cook for just normal people.
[02:33:45] I love to take care of people who are view compromised.
[02:33:47] And my goal is to not work out in the field anywhere
[02:33:50] and just be able to open up here.
[02:33:53] Is this really hard to leave?
[02:33:56] Yeah
[02:33:57] Wait, will you carry that? Wait, that's elf
[02:34:04] The Joker
[02:34:07] He's vegetarian
[02:34:09] time to eat again since he was a child. We started another group called LA Animal
[02:34:15] Save where we would bear witness, that's what this is from. We would give the animals a
[02:34:19] final drink of water before slaughter. How do you do your cooking? Do you like meal prep?
[02:34:22] Oh yeah, I'd meal prep. I also, if they're doing a high-end party, go to a
[02:34:26] place and do it. Like a daily type of chef. I put all of their food in one day,
[02:34:31] deliver it all the next day, and it's there for the week in glass container
[02:34:34] so that they can just kind of go and then the next week I, you know, we
[02:34:37] swap out bags of glass containers.
[02:34:39] Is your vision protein?
[02:34:40] Yeah.
[02:34:42] Because I have to have like 200 pounds of protein a day.
[02:34:45] 100 pounds?
[02:34:47] That's a lot of protein.
[02:34:47] Grids.
[02:34:49] There's so much protein and so many foods that aren't meat.
[02:34:53] I can send you a list.
[02:34:55] You might be interested in that.
[02:34:58] Who are you carrying that?
[02:34:59] He isn't shedding.
[02:35:00] His eyes are like cloudy.
[02:35:03] Tori Washington is the vegan bodybuilder.
[02:35:05] just it's gonna be like the new mr. Olympia and like he's all natural vegan
[02:35:10] yeah absolutely still like I would go vegan I just want to be able to keep my
[02:35:17] physique like I do competitions and stuff
[02:35:27] like I do competition itself
[02:36:05] uh like mild autism. But not even used to it.
[02:36:09] Me too.
[02:36:10] Well, that was back here.
[02:36:13] I don't know where I'm going to put the, oh, the back.
[02:36:15] Thank you so much for having me.
[02:36:18] Oh, thank you. I'll say goodbye right here, too.
[02:36:20] Thank you.
[02:36:23] Thank you.
[02:36:25] Thank you so much. Nice to meet you.
[02:36:27] I'll have her send me your number.
[02:36:29] Alright, Drew, nice to meet you.
[02:36:31] Guys, the link is pinned if you guys want to donate to the sanctuary and help out the animals.
[02:36:35] any amount helps so great sanctuary I love what you guys are doing here it's
[02:36:41] amazing and I'll text you about the food I kind of I do need a chef's again thank
[02:36:47] you so much have a good one I like her she's really nice check maybe a new
[02:36:54] little chef well no I was supposed to get silky chef but then silky just like
[02:37:00] never had him come.
[02:37:03] Not gonna fit.
[02:37:08] Maybe take it out the box?
[02:37:16] Wait, there's a snake in here?
[02:37:21] No, those are the mambasitas.
[02:37:23] I don't really want this.
[02:37:25] Oh, I can't. Some of my cars work.
[02:37:30] All right, here, put the box properly.
[02:37:37] Huh?
[02:37:38] Like, now.
[02:37:39] There's no setting like this.
[02:37:40] Ready?
[02:37:41] Yeah, cut this.
[02:37:42] Put it under.
[02:37:43] There you go.
[02:37:44] Okay.
[02:37:45] It's lost the other side.
[02:37:46] No, it should be fine.
[02:37:47] It's lost it.
[02:37:48] I have no idea.
[02:37:49] It's because there's still some clothes down below.
[02:37:52] All right.
[02:37:54] Ready?
[02:37:55] Ready?
[02:37:56] Let's put it in the back with our wood.
[02:38:02] There you go.
[02:38:11] You trying to find mine?
[02:38:18] Right there, here officially.
[02:38:21] Oh, this is gonna be very, very cute.
[02:38:24] Oh, I'm just keeping it on camera.
[02:38:26] Why?
[02:38:27] Because the phones aren't gonna have any service yet.
[02:38:29] Guys, this is officially our new animal, man.
[02:38:32] We got a snake.
[02:38:33] Uh, his name is Mamba.
[02:38:35] Okay?
[02:38:36] Now be you snaking a chat.
[02:38:38] Start of the family young, man.
[02:38:39] Start of the family young.
[02:38:43] It is hot back here.
[02:38:45] Whoa.
[02:38:46] Yeah, I'm gonna turn the AC on.
[02:38:51] We are gonna be taking care of this animal every single day putting in the work making sure the animal is very well taken care of chat
[02:39:12] So you just ignored Maya no I did not ignore Maya
[02:39:21] Apple CarPlay, hello?
[02:39:28] How far is this?
[02:39:33] We're going to mine.
[02:39:38] Alright, chat.
[02:39:41] Next stop, the apartment to drop off the snake.
[02:39:45] And then, I think me and Ron are going to tour the old house.
[02:39:49] sure is Ron live yet? Yeah. He is? Yeah, I got a notey. So cute. Phones better die.
[02:40:06] Yeah, that's why I said the phone's gonna be overheating.
[02:40:10] That's hot in here.
[02:40:17] This is very, like, tight back here.
[02:40:20] They're saying the snake can't breathe.
[02:40:22] Yeah, there's holes at the top.
[02:40:25] I don't want to take them out, though.
[02:40:27] Oh, there's a car coming. He's gonna hit me.
[02:40:29] I'm just gonna...
[02:40:36] Bro, the snake is not suffocating. There's holes in the thing.
[02:40:43] It's that hot?
[02:40:45] I feel it.
[02:41:06] You see the backpack?
[02:41:13] Is it back?
[02:41:18] Yeah.
[02:41:23] You see the backpack?
[02:41:33] Is it back?
[02:41:35] I said do you want to farm one day?
[02:41:38] Do I want to farm one day?
[02:41:40] No.
[02:41:42] You don't like it?
[02:41:44] Who's going to take care of the animals?
[02:41:47] Why do you say animals?
[02:41:52] They're saying the stream ended the whole stream and it
[02:42:03] There's payment W. Streaming a chat see you tomorrow
[02:42:17] Yeah, but I don't know yeah
[02:42:18] I don't think a farm is like good to have at your house facts or no
[02:42:25] I mean you said you were gonna mow the lawn so you might as well just take care of the animals too
[02:42:30] Yeah mowing the lawn every two weeks is not the same as taking care of a bunch of animals
[02:42:35] No, see I haven't like bigger like stuff to worry. I'll tell you what we can have a farm if I
[02:42:43] Can slaughter the pigs and make bacon and
[02:42:46] And the cows and make me and stuff.
[02:43:01] Oh my gosh, I can open my own butcher shop? Imagine?
[02:43:11] Yeah, I'm not doing all that. I mean...
[02:43:14] You can get chickens and hot free eggs though.
[02:43:19] She had a leg.
[02:43:23] Would you, okay, chat real question.
[02:43:25] Would you guys rather have a house that has a farm
[02:43:31] or a house that has a basketball court and a pool?
[02:43:35] You can have what, my house has a basketball court
[02:43:38] and a pool and a farm.
[02:43:40] Yet in fucking the middle of nowhere
[02:43:56] A house in
[02:44:00] Okay, what if I want what about a house on the water?
[02:44:03] Would y'all rather have a house on the water or a house with a farm
[02:44:09] That's it, that's what my parents did.
[02:44:19] Was your parents have a house with a basketball court, a farm, a pool, and they have a beach
[02:44:23] house?
[02:44:24] Um, we used to, but not anymore.
[02:44:26] But I'm just saying you can do that.
[02:44:30] A lot of people do that.
[02:44:32] Or like a condo?
[02:44:34] A cheaper condo?
[02:44:36] Yeah.
[02:44:38] Yeah, but I don't want to travel to go to the beach.
[02:44:50] A lot of people do that.
[02:44:51] A lot of people do that.
[02:44:53] Drew, you're from Jersey.
[02:44:54] Yes.
[02:44:55] Well, do you know that people have a house in the middle of the town?
[02:44:59] Yeah, but they don't have a farm, a pool, a folk court, a basketball court, and then
[02:45:04] another house at the beach.
[02:45:07] You don't even want it, you want an indoor basketball court, you said?
[02:45:12] Yeah, I want an indoor court.
[02:45:14] So then you'd be half-court.
[02:45:17] I only need a half-court.
[02:45:18] But like, Chad, when I'm older, I want my house, I want to have like, connected to my house,
[02:45:23] I want to have a half-indoor basketball court, and then I want to have like a little area
[02:45:28] where I can watch games at.
[02:45:29] So like, like a little hangout spot with like a big-ass TV to watch games, and like
[02:45:34] some some xboxes and ps5 just like like a living room in my basketball court tell
[02:45:39] me that would not be lit
[02:45:45] no not a warehouse like imagine a 2k my court I want that in real life
[02:46:04] Bada-boop!
[02:46:14] What?
[02:46:24] I want a little pup that big.
[02:46:28] I want a backyard.
[02:46:31] A pup?
[02:46:32] A pup?
[02:46:33] We'll see.
[02:46:34] Chad, y'all want to know my dream house?
[02:46:36] Chad's my dream house.
[02:46:37] A big, modern house, okay?
[02:46:39] With a lot of yard.
[02:46:41] With an indoor basketball, half court connected.
[02:46:45] A nice pool.
[02:46:48] And I also want a three-hole like golf course on the land
[02:46:54] Not like a course, but like
[02:46:57] Yeah, I guess of course like a little like a mini three-hole
[02:47:05] We don't care okay my fault. Sorry. I just won't talk on my stream. I just won't talk bro
[02:47:18] I was so in the event that we didn't.
[02:47:22] Out of touch with reality? No, Bob.
[02:47:26] How is that out of touch with reality?
[02:47:29] What? No, they're saying what I said.
[02:47:31] What?
[02:47:32] You know, out of touch.
[02:47:40] You've been to a house like that before, Drew knows?
[02:47:43] Oh.
[02:47:45] Huh?
[02:47:46] You both are my parents, wouldn't just give me everything I wanted.
[02:47:51] How so?
[02:47:56] It's also easy to get like, what are you talking about?
[02:48:00] Nothing.
[02:48:04] That's weird.
[02:48:06] Oh, Alexis?
[02:48:08] Yeah, yeah.
[02:48:10] I don't know.
[02:48:17] Snake is not dead.
[02:48:22] Pools are really expensive.
[02:48:26] What?
[02:48:28] They're dead.
[02:48:30] They're frozen.
[02:48:32] Oh, frozen nuts?
[02:48:34] Okay.
[02:48:35] W-assistant.
[02:48:37] W-assistant, right?
[02:48:39] Oh, the snake's in the chat.
[02:48:50] He said, I can't breathe, help.
[02:48:58] I feel bad.
[02:48:59] He's shedding.
[02:49:00] What?
[02:49:01] Is that bad?
[02:49:02] Um, his eyes just are cloudy, which means he can't, like, see what's coming toward
[02:49:08] So he thinks everything's like a predator almost what that's why they get really defensive. Okay. I'm not touching them
[02:49:15] I mean he was fine earlier, so I
[02:49:17] Feel like at a young age they probably do that
[02:49:21] All right general question for a chat. Do you guys like snakes actually like be completely honest y'all actually like snakes?
[02:49:28] like as a pet I
[02:49:30] I
[02:49:37] Think they're really cool can't even reach out right now, but they're saying no no
[02:49:48] Absolutely, yeah, I feel bad for Molly bro
[02:50:00] About getting Molly yeah, and we can have them for like a couple days like before he goes there
[02:50:12] How awful the person you have to be to just leave a dog at train tracks
[02:50:20] Wait, so you have a how many animals you know your form at your house
[02:50:23] 6 or 7 horses, but it's one of those, oh my god, I'm not even joking, don't laugh, that's not funny.
[02:50:33] And then I have chickens, and I think there's goats now, I don't know.
[02:50:41] My mom was looking at the Highland cows, but she can't find any.
[02:50:44] Goats, you have a lot of cats.
[02:50:45] And then there's like 30 cats, because I'm not my species.
[02:50:48] Oh no, there's 17 now.
[02:50:50] 17 cats?
[02:50:52] But there's only four inside and the rest are like barn ones.
[02:50:57] Oh, bro, chat, stop saying six seven.
[02:51:02] Stop saying six seven.
[02:51:03] It's 2026.
[02:51:04] I know it's 2026.
[02:51:05] And then I had, there were five dogs but Louis just recently died.
[02:51:16] That's why I wanted to text my parents because I think they'd be really cute to have them all I go.
[02:51:23] And then I had two other ones. One's blind though in the basement.
[02:51:27] A blind dog?
[02:51:28] Wait, actually no. I think he passed away.
[02:51:31] Oh, no.
[02:51:32] Not that fast, but sad.
[02:51:35] I want a three-legged dog.
[02:51:37] Oh, there's one. Actually, there's one near my house. His name's Tripod.
[02:51:41] Tripod? He's named?
[02:51:42] He's named Tripod. Yeah.
[02:51:43] Two.
[02:51:44] I'm not even joking, I have a picture of him. He's really cute.
[02:51:48] Could you imagine getting a three-legged dog and naming him Tripod?
[02:51:52] That's actually fucked up.
[02:51:55] Tripod is crazy.
[02:52:14] I
[02:52:23] Fuck
[02:52:32] Me appreciate you
[02:52:39] You'd be surprised how many girls come much out of it. They're like damn least you look so good
[02:52:42] There's a teardrop running down my leg.
[02:52:54] Oh, no, they're all saying it.
[02:53:00] It's not cat.
[02:53:04] Wait, Chad, did Ron say what time we're touring the house?
[02:53:12] As a guy, Lacey, a baddie, sleigh, Lacey.
[02:53:23] 30 minutes?
[02:53:24] No, no, no, because her apartment's really close to it.
[02:53:29] Yeah, we can meet up there.
[02:53:32] You're gonna have to pick me up later to get my car.
[02:53:38] That's fine.
[02:53:39] I'll pick you up on the on my motorcycle
[02:53:44] Your moped I don't have a moped it's a motorcycle
[02:53:58] We guys don't care rings. Okay chat. What would you do if a girl proposed to you?
[02:54:06] Are you saying no?
[02:54:09] I
[02:54:13] That's a hard one
[02:54:19] I know I'm gonna be honest. Okay, how does she propose though?
[02:54:29] So you got down on one knee and asked me to marry yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm saying no
[02:54:36] just out of the fact that like I feel like
[02:54:39] I don't I would say no
[02:54:45] Yeah, I'm saying no just because I feel like that's that just me that takes away like my day it takes me like my manhood
[02:54:55] Yeah
[02:54:57] My tripod everything's I'm happy camera set up
[02:55:04] He's gonna be the cameraman
[02:55:09] I think it's really funny.
[02:55:19] Sorry, for sure.
[02:55:26] It's farther than I thought.
[02:55:31] No, I'm just saying like mile-wise.
[02:55:34] Yeah, okay, I want to understand about the world is how miles equi-able late to time
[02:55:40] What no serious, let's talk about it. Let's talk about how miles equi-able it's time
[02:55:46] How come sometimes six miles takes seven minutes and other times six miles takes 30 minutes
[02:55:56] Okay, so if I drive 60 miles per hour am I gonna go 60 miles in an hour
[02:56:00] If you can try out some spells, we can existently level time.
[02:56:03] Yeah, no.
[02:56:04] We need to test them.
[02:56:06] We should go one night when the world's empty to test them.
[02:56:09] Already have?
[02:56:11] Trust me, I've been in Reachers on this for a while.
[02:56:14] Spell possum.
[02:56:16] Huh?
[02:56:17] Spell possum.
[02:56:19] Possum?
[02:56:20] Yeah.
[02:56:21] P-O-S-S-U-M?
[02:56:24] Yeah, totally.
[02:56:26] That's literally how you spell it.
[02:56:28] I guess you go around saying hey opossum no it's possum
[02:56:52] He drove over the curb?
[02:57:15] What a mutt.
[02:57:18] Yeah, you guys think the word fat is a slur?
[02:57:24] Five minutes away, uh...
[02:57:31] I'm hungry.
[02:57:36] Me too.
[02:57:38] Like, wait, did you eat the McDonald's?
[02:57:40] I got you.
[02:57:42] I played you to eat the McDonald's I got you
[02:57:47] Just sitting at the front door then wait, can I shut up be touching my face cuz the animals
[02:57:56] Yeah, but those are wild animals
[02:58:02] Yeah, but they're definitely so dirty I was petting a pig
[02:58:12] Yeah, but is that actually a good clip from them?
[02:58:22] Why?
[02:58:23] Alright, I'll do it when we get back.
[02:58:28] Chad, are you guys going to post it?
[02:58:38] I want to get singing lessons and become a good singer.
[02:58:56] That's actually a question I have for y'all in the chat.
[02:58:58] Do you guys think singing is genetic or do you think that you can become a good singer
[02:59:03] even if you're not already?
[02:59:06] I feel like you'd have to start at a young age if it's not like...
[02:59:10] So I started singing right now with like a vocal coach and everything.
[02:59:14] You don't think I'd become a good singer in a couple years?
[02:59:18] I mean, it depends how well you adapt, how quickly you adapt and learn.
[02:59:26] I feel like you can do everything totally.
[02:59:29] I'll just sing it myself.
[02:59:32] That's true!
[02:59:34] You know that dude has a motorcycle like me!
[02:59:41] You don't have a motorcycle.
[02:59:43] Yes I do!
[02:59:44] What do I have?
[02:59:47] A motorcycle.
[02:59:48] No, it's literally a motorcycle.
[02:59:50] No it's not.
[02:59:51] It's considered a motorcycle.
[02:59:55] I don't like how people keep saying I have a fucking moped.
[02:59:59] It actually pissed me off.
[03:00:00] It's a motorcycle.
[03:00:02] It goes fast too.
[03:00:05] What is it, 16?
[03:00:06] 65 miles an hour.
[03:00:08] Why?
[03:00:12] Wait, you brought my keys.
[03:00:13] Oh yeah, right there.
[03:00:14] Yep.
[03:00:16] It's not a scooter.
[03:00:21] Hey!
[03:00:23] I forgot Coco's at the house.
[03:00:26] Ah, shit.
[03:00:27] I'm a spray painter.
[03:00:45] Can we dye Coco?
[03:00:46] Yes!
[03:00:47] Let's do it!
[03:00:48] Rainbow!
[03:00:49] Pink!
[03:00:50] Wait, you know what we should do?
[03:00:55] Coco in the cage with a snake.
[03:00:58] I'm gonna put you in the cage with a snake.
[03:01:00] I'll strangle it.
[03:01:03] He's cute.
[03:01:04] I know he is.
[03:01:05] I'm gonna bite him.
[03:01:06] You think you're gonna put me in the snake in a fight to the death?
[03:01:09] I'm sorry, buddy.
[03:01:10] He's gotta go.
[03:01:16] You literally can't even hold it properly.
[03:01:20] I'm not gonna lie.
[03:01:22] Oh, heck no.
[03:01:25] Hey, little streamcyper.
[03:01:27] How do people streamcype a car?
[03:01:29] These white girls all the same.
[03:01:31] I'm not white, dumbass.
[03:01:33] Right.
[03:01:35] The way you said it.
[03:01:38] Not.
[03:01:49] Yes, you are.
[03:01:50] Nope, I'm Puerto Rican.
[03:02:03] Darla really thinks the ugliest things are cool.
[03:02:06] Coco, a snake in you.
[03:02:08] The most white girl voice.
[03:02:11] We only talk in Spanish.
[03:02:15] How's it going, man?
[03:02:17] Appreciate your twin.
[03:02:20] All right, we're here do a little part job so that could be here that long
[03:02:35] No, I won't get out that one thing about me. I don't know if I've told you this I'm actually the king L.A
[03:02:50] Yeah, it's gonna be the worst part job ever.
[03:02:55] Yeah, it's gonna be the actual worst part job ever.
[03:02:59] Why do you guys say, uh, cat looking sideways, uh, to everything, bro?
[03:03:03] Hey, sir.
[03:03:05] I want to bring Nick to Puerto Rico to meet my family.
[03:03:10] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, ow, ow, ow, it's going back.
[03:03:14] Holy fuck.
[03:03:16] No, you're good, you're good, ow.
[03:03:18] Ow!
[03:03:18] Oh, go, go, go.
[03:03:19] Pull it through.
[03:03:20] Stop.
[03:03:27] Hey, what?
[03:03:27] Stay.
[03:03:35] Like it's set free, little boy?
[03:03:48] Okay, if anybody in the chat would buy the golf cart off me, I bought it for $30,000, I'll get it discounted selling for $20,000.
[03:03:58] Should we just sit down like Facebook parking place and then we'll put some of that up for cost of life?
[03:04:04] Maybe.
[03:04:09] Good!
[03:04:10] I'll do it with the 5K.
[03:04:19] Sorry, that's a bad deal.
[03:04:21] Oh, there's my British.
[03:04:24] No.
[03:04:30] Sorry, what are you going to have?
[03:05:02] All right, let the snake free.
[03:05:24] Let the snake free.
[03:05:25] Just let it go.
[03:05:26] Wait, did you get the box in the car?
[03:05:28] I have to get it real quick.
[03:05:30] Well, I'll put it on my desk.
[03:05:32] Wait, do you need the box?
[03:05:34] Yeah.
[03:05:36] All right. Wait, chat. What time is Ron going?
[03:05:40] Okay, what time is it at? Okay, what time is it at?
[03:05:50] It's not right now.
[03:05:54] Oh, I need to get some water and water.
[03:05:59] He's leaving now, okay.
[03:06:02] It's like four minutes away.
[03:06:03] Oh, are we gonna miss it?
[03:06:04] No, no, no.
[03:06:05] Four minutes away?
[03:06:06] Yeah, the house is four minutes away from here.
[03:06:07] Really?
[03:06:08] Yeah.
[03:06:09] Hold on, I'll take a table.
[03:06:10] Just keep it on here with the sink.
[03:06:14] Oh, that.
[03:06:17] Three, seven, one, two, one, one.
[03:06:21] Ten minutes.
[03:06:23] Okay, I need to figure out how to do this moss because the guy said, wait Chad do any of you guys know?
[03:06:30] The guy said to wet it and let it wait for like an hour or two and then put it in the hide
[03:06:38] But I don't know if I remember correctly so
[03:06:49] What is he doing?
[03:06:53] Okay. I need to fill up the water real quick, so we're going to come do that.
[03:07:01] Wait, actually, I'll just put water bottles in this one.
[03:07:10] You want something to drink, Carol?
[03:07:12] You want snacks?
[03:07:14] Holy Fridge! Oh my god.
[03:07:17] But you want some?
[03:07:18] Alright.
[03:07:19] No, no, no. I'm not thirsty right now.
[03:07:21] What's that, all of your meat?
[03:07:24] No, it's just that.
[03:07:25] Is this for your diet or your snacks?
[03:07:27] Look at this fridge.
[03:07:29] What's that? Is that a cake?
[03:07:35] No, these are chocolate chungeries.
[03:07:37] Go pickle?
[03:07:41] Chad, you guys want anything to eat?
[03:07:43] I'm going to make this.
[03:07:45] Huh?
[03:07:46] Hold me there.
[03:07:48] Are we going to grab a box?
[03:07:50] I did she should come down grab the box come back up
[03:08:03] You said what
[03:08:05] What do you mean?
[03:08:07] That's the English I said kind of a bathroom before we leave why would you even ask something like that?
[03:08:12] No, you cannot go to the bathroom on the job
[03:08:20] I don't know about snake humidity that well.
[03:08:24] Here, do you want to put it?
[03:08:28] Do you want to put your thing on my desk?
[03:08:30] I have to leave.
[03:08:32] Oh, I know?
[03:08:33] Yeah.
[03:08:34] Okay.
[03:08:36] Guys, I'm closer than Ron is to the place.
[03:08:40] Oh my goodness.
[03:08:42] Ron's like 15, 20 minutes away.
[03:08:44] I'm like 8 minutes away.
[03:08:50] Oh my god, a penny? Why can't I get straight from there?
[03:08:53] Is it because of my OBS on the other one?
[03:08:56] Uh, maybe?
[03:09:00] What?
[03:09:04] Wait, you're a white one on the screen here.
[03:09:07] Oh, because you left the OBS on the, um, at the house.
[03:09:13] Well, I'm gonna switch it to your second and just, if you want.
[03:09:18] Can you run away?
[03:09:19] Oh, so she's just cooked?
[03:09:41] So this is the snake.
[03:09:48] Guys, the tour is at 2 o'clock.
[03:10:01] It is 1.40 and I'm 8 minutes away.
[03:10:03] I will get there in time.
[03:10:05] It's good. Do you need to go IRL as well?
[03:10:10] No.
[03:10:11] I want to see him. Hey little buddy. Hey mama. Hey mama.
[03:10:25] He's looking at you.
[03:10:27] Isn't it bad to lock eyes with a snake?
[03:10:29] I don't know.
[03:10:30] Isn't it bad chat to make eye contact with a snake?
[03:10:35] Wait, he's really cute.
[03:10:38] Where did they send me?
[03:10:42] All right, do you want to come down with me?
[03:10:45] Where?
[03:10:45] To the car?
[03:10:46] For what?
[03:10:47] To get the box.
[03:10:48] Wait, I thought Drew was going to get it.
[03:10:50] I'm- I don't have time.
[03:10:51] Yeah, can I put him in first?
[03:10:53] Yes!
[03:10:55] Sure, I gotta go to the bathroom.
[03:10:57] All right, let's take some pants.
[03:10:59] I'm good with the same thing, though.
[03:11:00] I'll just wash my hands.
[03:11:02] Huh, he's just peeking his head out.
[03:11:04] I guess that thing is cute.
[03:11:06] It is cute.
[03:11:08] All right, Mamba, this is your new home.
[03:11:11] And we're your new parents.
[03:11:13] Can you hold the glass?
[03:11:14] What?
[03:11:15] Look at him looking at you.
[03:11:17] Hey, Mamba.
[03:11:18] Oh, he's huge.
[03:11:20] No, he's not.
[03:11:21] He's fine.
[03:11:22] You see?
[03:11:23] All right.
[03:11:24] Here's your new habitat, Mamba.
[03:11:28] Look on here.
[03:11:31] I don't really know what he's doing.
[03:11:34] Let's go.
[03:11:35] Uh...
[03:11:38] Cat, why is he going off her hand?
[03:11:43] When he's too small, he's gonna go, he's gonna go.
[03:11:52] There you go.
[03:11:55] Okay, here.
[03:11:58] He's like gripping on my hand.
[03:12:00] Mamba, release! Go Mamba, go!
[03:12:04] He's just getting his shirt.
[03:12:09] He's going. He's going.
[03:12:16] Aw, he's looking around. He's so cute.
[03:12:19] He's gonna make me wait.
[03:12:21] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just don't want to wait.
[03:12:30] Oh, he's really gripping on my hand a little bit.
[03:12:32] Thank you.
[03:12:33] He likes you.
[03:12:33] I didn't think he'd usse him.
[03:12:35] There he goes.
[03:12:36] Into his new habitat.
[03:12:37] Congratulations, Mamba.
[03:12:39] Welcome home.
[03:12:40] Welcome home.
[03:12:42] Welcome home, Mamba.
[03:12:45] Say it's next back.
[03:12:47] Um, I'm not here.
[03:12:48] We don't have any more room for any more of you guys.
[03:12:51] Oh, we can find it for Say.
[03:12:54] JW Mamba.
[03:12:56] Chat?
[03:12:58] All right, Chat.
[03:12:58] We have a house for.
[03:12:59] Wait, should I wear a certain thing for the house tour?
[03:13:05] Like, is this outfit fine?
[03:13:07] You don't have time to do that.
[03:13:08] That's what I'm saying.
[03:13:10] You have all your clothes behind you.
[03:13:14] What, Tara?
[03:13:15] I'm going to get a suit in there.
[03:13:16] Tara, your steering phone is yours.
[03:13:19] We got a go here.
[03:13:20] OK, if you want to use it, just put stop streaming on it.
[03:13:23] Tara, are you coming down to get the box?
[03:13:24] You just want me to bring it later.
[03:13:27] Just come grab it real quick.
[03:13:28] Come grab it.
[03:13:29] Well, that's the bag anyway.
[03:13:31] Yeah, but it has frozen stuff in it, no?
[03:13:34] Oh yeah, okay.
[03:13:35] Just come grab it, it'll be real quick.
[03:13:38] All right, child, let's go to this house door.
[03:13:40] Where are we?
[03:13:41] Right there.
[03:13:42] I can't believe we're going back to this house.
[03:13:45] I know, it's kind of crazy.
[03:13:46] I've been at this house for a minute.
[03:13:48] A year, almost.
[03:13:49] Nah, we were there a few days ago, or a few weeks ago.
[03:13:52] I remember, tomorrow we go to the Winkings.
[03:13:53] Yeah, why not?
[03:13:55] All right, so I just got a text.
[03:13:56] It says, the owner, apparently a serious, knee-interested buyer.
[03:14:07] What?
[03:14:08] Or the old house.
[03:14:18] Oh, no.
[03:14:20] No, it's just my phone here.
[03:14:26] I feel bad that Cameron is probably starving.
[03:14:29] Lacey starves him.
[03:14:31] Right.
[03:14:31] So if you're in his cabin, you're saying you feel bad for Drew?
[03:14:34] He's feeling a bit like you're hungry.
[03:14:36] Maybe he gets a chocolate activist in a steak.
[03:14:39] Nah.
[03:14:42] We need to finish our bike after this.
[03:14:44] I know.
[03:14:46] Take it out for a ride.
[03:14:56] All right, yeah, let's go see Broglock.
[03:15:21] Broglock, why make me sad, dude?
[03:15:23] There's so many members.
[03:15:24] Like we were in phase at that house.
[03:15:27] I just opened it.
[03:15:32] Crazy memories.
[03:15:39] Thank you.
[03:15:42] Friends, friends, holy friends, bro.
[03:15:54] We're by
[03:16:04] You guys gotta recreate all the old clips They're like the most iconic clips from that
[03:16:15] house.
[03:16:16] At Broadlon?
[03:16:17] Yeah.
[03:16:18] We in a new face!
[03:16:23] Imagine I hit this maybach behind me.
[03:16:25] Imagine the clip.
[03:16:32] Are you able to turn here?
[03:16:36] I'm just a fucking moron.
[03:16:38] I
[03:16:45] Wanted like the best moments for bomb
[03:16:49] Let me roll with my convertible
[03:16:56] Not it's so far
[03:16:58] That was look that was too recent bro when I think of iconic broad lawn clips
[03:17:09] That was it with clicks that's iconic one
[03:17:23] What are other ones chat
[03:17:28] A little bit of traffic, but that never hurt.
[03:17:30] Nobody did it.
[03:17:31] Right.
[03:17:31] Someone in charge says, well, I'm sorry.
[03:17:33] I'll pick up the police.
[03:17:35] What?
[03:17:35] He's not even there.
[03:17:36] I don't know.
[03:17:37] I don't know.
[03:17:37] I don't know.
[03:17:38] I don't know.
[03:17:38] Oh, god.
[03:17:40] Can't have other kids, for other places.
[03:17:49] Strong, cool, diving.
[03:17:51] Oh, my gosh.
[03:17:52] We're at the waterfront.
[03:17:53] So the most iconic clip I can think of is, I don't know why.
[03:17:58] when I think of bravlon chat the clip that comes to my head is the clip of
[03:18:04] Ron
[03:18:06] Something happened and me and Ron both ended up in the pool
[03:18:15] And he slipped yes, or the or the one where where max jumped in the pool
[03:18:24] Yeah
[03:18:28] or that one day we were having a water gun
[03:18:34] One flight and Silky slipped and busted his ass.
[03:18:38] Classics, chat classics.
[03:18:49] Hold on, this is low-key on the right.
[03:18:51] I'm gonna get a little bit of the time.
[03:18:54] Hold on.
[03:18:56] Yeah.
[03:18:59] One more member's on the street.
[03:19:04] The best times of the old house was that first summer when we were literally, when none of
[03:19:14] us were doing any planned content at all and it was just us in each other's rooms just
[03:19:20] bullshitting every day.
[03:19:21] IRLing wasn't even really a thing then chat.
[03:19:24] Y'all remember that?
[03:19:26] We've done that before, but yeah.
[03:19:35] Okay, is this, uh, fucking light broken?
[03:19:44] Were we really IRL-ing during that time?
[03:19:50] The only IRLs we did was IN-O and basketball.
[03:19:54] Other than that, we were all just at our set-ups all the time.
[03:20:18] Well, I'm not a, I'm not a juicer, Jack.
[03:20:20] I'm not a juicer! I'm not a make-it-come!
[03:20:22] You need to come all over me!
[03:20:42] What the fuck are you beeping at bitch?
[03:20:45] I know how and I'm thinking I love her!
[03:20:52] you
[03:21:22] you
[03:21:52] you
[03:22:22] you
[03:22:52] you
[03:23:22] you
[03:23:52] you
[03:24:22] you
[03:24:52] you
[03:25:22] you
[03:25:52] you
[03:26:22] you
[03:26:52] I'm like envisioning like Jason sounds right here.
[03:27:03] Y'all, I'm just like smaller.
[03:27:05] I don't remember though, like his bed.
[03:27:10] His bed was really small.
[03:27:12] It was a pretty tiny twin.
[03:27:14] That was here and it was his closet.
[03:27:18] All the same, classic leg spot.
[03:27:48] I never saw this table this clear ever.
[03:27:55] Bro, I'm not even kidding, there used to be so many boxes here at the point where you
[03:28:12] literally no one ever used this.
[03:28:14] this year? There was a fireplace here? This has always been here. Always been here. Now we couldn't ever see any of it because this is where all the racks for
[03:28:24] production work. Like that's we had all hit shit. All the racks here and here and all over the table.
[03:28:30] Oh this is the tour of the Max Club. Remember? For five months. Yeah, this shit never worked.
[03:28:35] Oh, yeah, you did shit in there.
[03:28:37] That's just a crazy shit in there.
[03:28:39] He clawed him like eight miles.
[03:28:41] Yeah, this is the one that never got fixed.
[03:28:44] Oh my God.
[03:28:46] Dude, this is weird.
[03:28:48] This is actually weird.
[03:28:49] Like, I'm not lying.
[03:28:50] I can't stop seeing it.
[03:28:51] It is weird.
[03:28:52] I can't stop seeing it.
[03:28:53] What work did I have now?
[03:28:54] It always did.
[03:28:55] Oh, yeah, this used to be like...
[03:28:57] Damn, that's why I started streaming it.
[03:28:59] And this was my stream room.
[03:29:00] That's why I did my seven day.
[03:29:02] Nobody was this small.
[03:29:03] Yeah, this looks so tiny.
[03:29:04] This is where I streamed?
[03:29:06] Because I had a smaller bed and it was just a mattress on the floor here.
[03:29:10] My setup was here, and then I put my clothes for the weekend here.
[03:29:15] This is my old streamer. I have my setup right here.
[03:29:18] Oh yeah, then you streamed here.
[03:29:19] I streamed here for the last like nine months, yeah.
[03:29:22] This is so tricky.
[03:29:24] We had a lot of good segments out here.
[03:29:26] How did we fit a one by one in the backpack?
[03:29:29] Oh yeah, I forgot you built that.
[03:29:31] How'd you get that out?
[03:29:32] I have this much furniture though.
[03:29:33] No, we had all this.
[03:29:35] Look how tiny this backyard is.
[03:29:37] I can see it.
[03:29:39] Having a view is so nice.
[03:29:41] Like having a view is like
[03:29:43] actually one of the best things about this house.
[03:29:45] I just love it.
[03:29:47] And the night is like
[03:29:49] it's kind of sad that we discovered
[03:29:51] the view from the roof like
[03:29:53] three months before in the doubt.
[03:29:55] The night is the best thing.
[03:29:57] You remember yourself, you have all the lights
[03:29:59] over there and everything.
[03:30:01] Damn the pool is like clean.
[03:30:03] Wait, Ron, go ahead.
[03:30:07] I know it's right here.
[03:30:08] This is where we introduced the house.
[03:30:09] It was like, wait, no, it's facing this way.
[03:30:12] Damn it, Dan, you weren't even there for the first day.
[03:30:13] We weren't there.
[03:30:14] Oh yeah, it was you three.
[03:30:16] You two adjacent.
[03:30:18] We in a new phase.
[03:30:20] Oh, shit, man.
[03:30:22] It's a classic.
[03:30:23] Wow.
[03:30:25] We took the droid in this pool a lot of times.
[03:30:29] The droid made it into the pool multiple times.
[03:30:32] This is where we also allegedly...
[03:30:36] Nah, why would we do that?
[03:30:39] That night was very hectic when we flew the drone over to highway
[03:30:41] and then it naps off purple lights in the sky.
[03:30:43] Oh yeah, there it is.
[03:30:44] Purple lights.
[03:30:45] Yeah.
[03:30:46] The actual light of the pool is the book bag on.
[03:30:49] Oh my God, yeah, that was a crazy night.
[03:30:52] Would you fly above the Universal Studio
[03:30:54] to not block you?
[03:30:55] No, no, no, it was a, it was a,
[03:30:57] we were just sitting here throwing like paper planes
[03:30:58] I
[03:31:06] Know we wouldn't we wouldn't fly a drone over the highlander
[03:31:14] Remember the fucking the one shit we did the WWE right here. This is the trick shot
[03:31:19] Oh my god
[03:31:24] I think it is right here. I hit it like right here
[03:31:30] Bro it looks so much like smaller back you are like I can't believe we fit so much back here
[03:31:37] It actually looks really nice when it's not like oh, yeah, it's amazing content
[03:31:43] Yeah, that's where so key was
[03:31:49] in that corner.
[03:31:51] What if the actual living room...
[03:31:53] Ray was in there.
[03:31:54] I was up there too.
[03:31:55] You were up there too.
[03:31:56] The wardrobe over there?
[03:31:57] I was in like three different rooms.
[03:31:59] Remember the card room?
[03:32:00] I think that was the way we turned into the card room.
[03:32:04] This is where Max is set up for us.
[03:32:07] Oh, this looks so weird.
[03:32:09] It's like furnished by like nice things.
[03:32:12] Damn, but at least the couch can be destroyed in the couch.
[03:32:17] Yes, you know.
[03:32:18] It's a nice couch, isn't it?
[03:32:22] Yes, a nice place.
[03:32:24] What happens at home?
[03:32:26] I think you guys have it.
[03:32:28] We have what?
[03:32:30] The cigarette...
[03:32:32] Oh, yeah.
[03:32:34] The L-Dremel, yes.
[03:32:36] They've all had a damn place to sit.
[03:32:38] Yeah.
[03:32:40] And replace all the furniture.
[03:32:42] All the furniture.
[03:32:48] I'm not going to lie, look at this room.
[03:32:51] This is crazy how I opened this.
[03:32:54] This is where I first started shooting.
[03:32:57] This was Sylvie's right now.
[03:33:00] This was what it was like when we first got it.
[03:33:03] Remember I shoot right there, we did the green screen shoot up here?
[03:33:06] Yeah, Lacey had it first, and then you had the second room, and then Silkie and
[03:33:10] Mass came for the summer, and we turned this into Silkie's room, and we put like
[03:33:15] a door.
[03:33:16] How was it?
[03:33:17] It was like right here.
[03:33:18] Was it here, right?
[03:33:19] No, it was...
[03:33:20] No, it was a...
[03:33:21] No, it was totally like this.
[03:33:22] It was like...
[03:33:22] Yeah, I remember when it was long ago.
[03:33:24] But you'd go past a circuit.
[03:33:25] Yes.
[03:33:26] Yeah.
[03:33:26] So it's all in there?
[03:33:27] It was right here.
[03:33:28] It was so tight.
[03:33:29] Oh, yeah, it was this.
[03:33:30] It was here to here.
[03:33:32] We made like everything work.
[03:33:33] That was actually crazy.
[03:33:35] We never got to actually use this after a cut.
[03:33:37] Turn it.
[03:33:38] Thank you, bro.
[03:33:39] This is balcony.
[03:33:40] Oh, we have faith.
[03:33:41] This is where you rip...
[03:33:42] Sorry, I ripped your shit.
[03:33:43] Where you rip my...
[03:33:44] My...
[03:33:45] White beater.
[03:33:45] I think that was the first time you...
[03:33:47] Was it the first time you ever did it?
[03:33:48] Yeah, I think I was like, I need an apk and I ripped it.
[03:33:49] It was right there.
[03:33:50] It was the first time though, right?
[03:33:51] Yeah, it was the first time.
[03:33:52] First face miss?
[03:33:53] Wow, man.
[03:33:54] Holy, what a fucking trip.
[03:33:57] This is so awful.
[03:33:58] I mean, at times, if you jumped off this balcony room?
[03:34:00] Yeah, no, I think I died a lot on this balcony.
[03:34:02] Yeah, four times.
[03:34:03] You left phase a few times here.
[03:34:06] You jumped off the, yeah, ended it a few times.
[03:34:11] Um.
[03:34:13] What the fuck is that?
[03:34:15] No, like, we bought overpaying so much for our crib.
[03:34:19] Yeah, we're getting fleeced.
[03:34:21] Like, insanely. This is like...
[03:34:26] This is so nice.
[03:34:28] I know. When it's like clean, it's actually nice as fuck.
[03:34:31] Yeah, right.
[03:34:33] Do you want the sponsors?
[03:34:35] How long the time?
[03:34:37] Shit laying around, boxes, multiple setups.
[03:34:39] A lot of sponsors at this house.
[03:34:41] to the driveway actually is so small
[03:34:51] that was a little smaller
[03:34:52] that was the one thing I promised
[03:34:53] it's the driveway bro
[03:34:54] we had too many cars
[03:34:55] we had a lot of cars
[03:34:56] yeah it was some legendary
[03:34:57] driveway segments we had it
[03:34:59] right here
[03:35:00] I know that's where I got out
[03:35:01] like with the slim
[03:35:02] hmm yeah wait what did we do then
[03:35:09] to this crib
[03:35:10] Yeah, what day do we move in?
[03:35:12] June 1st?
[03:35:13] You know, we moved in the summer, right?
[03:35:16] It was like May or June.
[03:35:18] Was it 2022?
[03:35:19] It was the summer of 2024.
[03:35:20] May 30th, yeah.
[03:35:21] And you know it was 2023 or 2024?
[03:35:24] 2024.
[03:35:25] Wasn't it or was it going into 2024?
[03:35:27] Yeah, it was 2024.
[03:35:28] You were here 24 or 25?
[03:35:30] 24 to 25.
[03:35:31] Oh, really?
[03:35:32] Yeah.
[03:35:33] That didn't even feel like that.
[03:35:34] Because I went from here to Oath.
[03:35:35] It was the summer of 2024.
[03:35:36] Yeah, bro.
[03:35:37] 2023, I...
[03:35:38] Yeah, that's 2024, yeah.
[03:35:39] Yep.
[03:35:41] Damn, bro.
[03:35:43] I remember that was the first time I was like,
[03:35:45] I'm gonna stream every day of June,
[03:35:47] because of 2023 June,
[03:35:49] and then I came back and I got slapped
[03:35:50] by Bradley Martin this year.
[03:35:52] Yeah.
[03:35:53] That was a good time.
[03:35:54] Yep.
[03:35:54] Cause we had no internet here.
[03:35:55] Zero internet for the first three weeks.
[03:35:57] What we bought that?
[03:35:58] This was when we did the WWE segment.
[03:36:00] What?
[03:36:00] A year ago today.
[03:36:01] No, we didn't.
[03:36:02] In the clip, yeah.
[03:36:03] What?
[03:36:04] It's actually not exactly a year, but February 24th.
[03:36:05] See?
[03:36:06] Hey, what is it?
[03:36:07] This was a year and two days.
[03:36:08] February 24th, 2020.
[03:36:10] You're in one day.
[03:36:11] Yeah, we're in one.
[03:36:12] We're in the backyard.
[03:36:13] We're just in the drawer.
[03:36:14] I think she got the other rooms.
[03:36:20] Shadow, we're about to see my bedroom.
[03:36:21] That's not your bedroom.
[03:36:22] It's mine.
[03:36:23] Look, that is close to your bed.
[03:36:24] No, wait, why is it so high?
[03:36:26] Oh, no, I was, we swapped.
[03:36:27] You said every room was in your cell phone.
[03:36:29] I was in every room.
[03:36:30] I lived in this room for the first eight months.
[03:36:32] We swapped.
[03:36:34] I remember when I sat up, it was right here.
[03:36:36] Oh my gosh, did I really move rooms that much?
[03:36:40] Yeah, no, I put my set up, what was it, right here?
[03:36:45] Can you put the chair, can you aim at the stone so it looks like...
[03:36:48] So my setup was literally right, like...
[03:36:51] You know, I actually love this room.
[03:36:54] I swear to God, this is a good size for me.
[03:36:56] I don't need a big room, like, and your bed is right there.
[03:36:59] Yeah, man, that was in the corner.
[03:37:01] I had my monitors here.
[03:37:03] This is where I lost the Peterbot.
[03:37:06] This is my classic shaving segments over here.
[03:37:10] Pissing in the toilet segments with my mic.
[03:37:14] This is where I lost 3% of body fat and gained it right back.
[03:37:20] Oh, this was the funny thing, ladies, is like, bro, right here.
[03:37:24] I feel like I should just tell it now.
[03:37:25] Wait, you never saw this house?
[03:37:27] That was my first time being in here.
[03:37:29] What?
[03:37:30] No, it's actually weird.
[03:37:33] Bro, right there, you're so weird.
[03:37:35] I thought people would always break in right here.
[03:37:37] There's still a never locks.
[03:37:38] And I used to say it always locks, never locks.
[03:37:39] That is insane.
[03:37:40] No, it's actually terrible.
[03:37:41] So people could just fall.
[03:37:42] Yes.
[03:37:43] This is the room I would choose ever saw.
[03:37:44] I wonder if Lacey still has his handcuffs here.
[03:37:46] I never had handcuffs in here, Jen's a lie.
[03:37:49] Wait, I want to show it back to that for your room.
[03:37:51] Yeah, just point it in here.
[03:37:52] It's weird, bro.
[03:37:52] You're good.
[03:37:53] Where am I at?
[03:37:55] Well, first it was Jason's room.
[03:37:57] And then after 7th on 1, Jason was like, OK,
[03:38:01] I'm going to go take the room downstairs.
[03:38:02] I had someone to stream in here because before that I had nowhere to stream
[03:38:05] I would like bounce around and like use empty setups and then Jason was like you
[03:38:10] know what I'll go downstairs you can have this and I'm streaming here so I got the bed this way
[03:38:16] it's the same bed, the bed was this way yeah bed was this way setup was here I have my one
[03:38:22] male plaque juice where I wrote a phase like a magazine and then the DC shit and then
[03:38:28] something down there to the words I don't know. I think it's pretty cool.
[03:38:33] Bro, Mike, they're saying that Mike is sad.
[03:38:35] I'm gonna take one phone off.
[03:38:36] Mike, it's his phone.
[03:38:37] I should fix.
[03:38:39] Dude, you know what's weird?
[03:38:40] I remember you were playing, do you remember when you were playing Cod here,
[03:38:44] and I walked in, and I think it was like when you didn't stream anything but Cod.
[03:38:48] I don't know if you remember this.
[03:38:49] I remember like, weird things.
[03:38:50] And we were here.
[03:38:51] You were right here, you were playing Cod, it was in the morning,
[03:38:53] and you're like, I just don't want to stream.
[03:38:54] You used to stream Cod only, that was all you did.
[03:38:56] No, no, no, no.
[03:38:57] Really?
[03:38:58] Because I wouldn't stream Cod.
[03:38:59] No.
[03:39:00] I, well, I doubt.
[03:39:01] I very much, it was right here.
[03:39:03] You were playing Cod.
[03:39:04] Off stream?
[03:39:05] No.
[03:39:05] Yeah, it was off stream.
[03:39:06] It was off stream.
[03:39:06] Yeah, I'm playing off stream.
[03:39:07] But I'm saying that's all you streamed was like only Call of Duty.
[03:39:09] It was after your, uh, this is Swear to God.
[03:39:12] And I came in, and you were like, we're just talking about IRL.
[03:39:14] And that's when we started to like IRL.
[03:39:15] I swear to God.
[03:39:16] I remember it.
[03:39:16] Show us the mastery.
[03:39:17] I would come in and play Cod before I stream.
[03:39:20] Y'all didn't ask me the mastery.
[03:39:22] I'm saying you're like, well, I don't know the streak.
[03:39:23] Yeah.
[03:39:24] This is nuts.
[03:39:25] And then I would be live, dumb, early,
[03:39:27] and then you would come sometime to come and sit right here.
[03:39:30] And I would be on my setup, and you would just like,
[03:39:32] fuck me, you would just do this for like 30 minutes,
[03:39:35] while I'm streaming.
[03:39:36] I would do it like an hour.
[03:39:37] And then you'd go, I'm gonna go stream.
[03:39:39] And then you would go do, you would go stream there.
[03:39:41] And then the three of us would go do some dumb shit.
[03:39:45] Damn, this is where we all came in.
[03:39:47] You came in here, Jason, Jason lived in here.
[03:39:51] That he slept in here, and he used that shower.
[03:39:53] Yeah, and then he swapped it for me.
[03:39:57] Shout out to you, man.
[03:39:59] Damn, bro, this is where Max let out a snot rocket
[03:40:01] right where you're standing.
[03:40:02] Oh, this is my old ways.
[03:40:04] I must have left these here.
[03:40:06] I love it.
[03:40:07] I must have left these here.
[03:40:09] He used to just walk there and lift them once.
[03:40:11] And everything's just, I hope I guess.
[03:40:14] Yeah, let's love those.
[03:40:15] Fuck.
[03:40:16] Damn, bro.
[03:40:17] This was always left open, too, bro.
[03:40:19] You fucking would always leave here
[03:40:21] and you'd go to your apartment
[03:40:23] And you would leave this door open, and I'd always get terrified.
[03:40:26] Someone would come in here because there's a back entrance.
[03:40:28] For real?
[03:40:29] Yes, for real.
[03:40:30] You always love this door open.
[03:40:32] I don't think it's a sign like me.
[03:40:33] I don't think they locked.
[03:40:34] They don't.
[03:40:35] They locked.
[03:40:35] I don't think they were locked.
[03:40:36] I don't think they were locked.
[03:40:37] They never locked.
[03:40:39] Should we show them the master?
[03:40:41] Yeah, we actually, I don't think that
[03:40:43] might be the place we spent the least time.
[03:40:46] I don't think it's ever been a place.
[03:40:48] Such a good master.
[03:40:49] Such a crazy room.
[03:40:50] You remember the three showers with like the outdoor
[03:40:55] Yeah, y'all have never really seen this
[03:41:02] Did you ever see the closet? No, I think I've been in here once or twice. It's fucking huge. Oh my god
[03:41:10] Look at the mirror, bro, let me mark
[03:41:13] Yeah, it's closet night. Yeah, literally wasn't here. Maybe it's all of the time
[03:41:20] I didn't play it. Oh, I forgot how to play this.
[03:41:24] Oh my God, look, it's a triple shower.
[03:41:26] What?
[03:41:27] It's one to three.
[03:41:28] Three showers.
[03:41:29] Oh my God.
[03:41:31] Honestly, you can do shower with extra.
[03:41:35] And you're outside.
[03:41:38] You're outside.
[03:41:39] Can you see why I spread your ass?
[03:41:41] You have a seat over there.
[03:41:43] Take a little shower.
[03:41:44] Let me see you.
[03:41:45] I'm not shouting.
[03:41:47] I want to make a deal with you.
[03:41:49] But you're coming for your love.
[03:41:52] Oh, they're not for your girl out there?
[03:41:54] Yes.
[03:41:54] Well, back shopping for you?
[03:41:56] Not a mad show.
[03:42:00] So we're seeing each other like this for like years.
[03:42:04] Wow, bro.
[03:42:05] Hey, why do you think they had their old balcony?
[03:42:08] I forgot about it.
[03:42:09] Oh, yeah, that's how I stuck in.
[03:42:10] I'm doing this right now.
[03:42:12] Now the roof's up on top.
[03:42:14] Yeah.
[03:42:15] She showed up roof.
[03:42:17] I love the roof.
[03:42:18] See what?
[03:42:19] We used to climb it.
[03:42:21] Oh I forgot there was another closet right here too.
[03:42:24] There's another one yet right here.
[03:42:26] This one's huge too, look.
[03:42:29] Holy closets.
[03:42:34] One of those good things.
[03:42:36] This is fun.
[03:42:39] I love this house.
[03:42:40] Look, you work again.
[03:42:42] You have a master.
[03:42:44] You want to go back to the house
[03:42:45] that everybody in the world knows right everybody in the whole there's five
[03:42:50] people that are let's let me not talk about this one here
[03:42:58] bro this house is so clean it's so weird cuz this hallway was remember how much
[03:43:04] shit was here oh yeah everyone's shit that they didn't want in their rooms or
[03:43:08] just through this is when and in half of this is this was I remember right
[03:43:12] Before the Seledon, we had that, I think it was Max and Jason had that big-ass pie award, right?
[03:43:16] Oh, yeah, there's a...
[03:43:19] Like the pie award at the game? Pie award?
[03:43:21] Yeah, pie.
[03:43:22] On Steam?
[03:43:22] Yes.
[03:43:23] That was a great video game.
[03:43:25] That's where the Seledon happened the night after.
[03:43:26] Yeah.
[03:43:27] When he pretended that we got, uh, evicted.
[03:43:30] Yep.
[03:43:35] Yeah, get this house again. I'll come by.
[03:43:37] I'm gonna follow Mark.
[03:43:42] Oh, I'm so serious bro. This was like, unironically the best part of the house.
[03:43:49] We never really came up.
[03:43:51] Yeah, but during the summer when we would just cook here, like...
[03:43:54] Yeah, sure.
[03:43:55] No, I came up here a lot.
[03:43:56] I did my first PO box opening with you.
[03:43:58] We also did the Ashton Hall thing. Remember, you jumped out here?
[03:44:01] Yeah.
[03:44:03] Remember, we did that. That thing was fire.
[03:44:06] You had the last day, too, when we cooked hot dog before, I think it was a Max's album party or something.
[03:44:11] something we all like we did like our send-off up here remember
[03:44:14] see we were sitting on the roof we didn't match it up here
[03:44:17] look at this view bro it's so nice I'm not even kidding this view is amazing
[03:44:21] look at that fire
[03:44:23] universal to the night
[03:44:24] this reminds me of this last day when we were on the roof
[03:44:27] it's awesome
[03:44:29] can you see them there
[03:44:31] dude I'm telling you I don't know what it is
[03:44:33] maybe not for the new
[03:44:35] like the content
[03:44:37] bro having like a smaller house was so cool
[03:44:39] We're all just being near each other.
[03:44:43] This is fun.
[03:44:44] I didn't realize how fucking nice the view is.
[03:44:46] I forgot.
[03:44:47] Only three of y'all lived here.
[03:44:49] Nine. Four.
[03:44:50] Four of you guys were here.
[03:44:51] It was me, me, Lacey, Jason.
[03:44:54] Ray.
[03:44:54] Ray, yeah.
[03:44:56] Only four of y'all lived here.
[03:45:00] We're getting inside of our house anymore.
[03:45:01] We gotta go to the guest house too.
[03:45:04] Oh, there's stuff like that.
[03:45:05] Bro, that's where I started my streams at.
[03:45:08] Silky and Max did live here for a little bit. They were sleeping on the couch for like a solid two or three months
[03:45:13] Yeah, now it's some grinder shit. Yeah, no one I don't even know if that made people know it
[03:45:17] But like they were dead-ass sleeping showering in the same shower, bro
[03:45:22] This is fucking cool. And Max and Silky would shower together every morning. What? You gotta make everything right. They did
[03:45:30] Remember this was the world's longest tripod right here and you were holding it. Yeah
[03:45:34] Yeah. That was difficult.
[03:45:36] All the time we were fucking around in this backyard was some of my favorites.
[03:45:42] We did have had a tripod from the ground on the pool.
[03:45:45] You took it up here and you brought it all the way up.
[03:45:49] We had it up here and it survived. That joint actually survived.
[03:45:53] No it didn't. It fucked my whole joint. It cracked.
[03:45:56] How many kids would we go through at this house?
[03:45:59] Like seven.
[03:46:00] Yeah, ten.
[03:46:02] That was like a good amount of our IRLs trying to destroy this fucking drug.
[03:46:08] This makes me like happy here.
[03:46:10] Dammit, actually starting to get hot now?
[03:46:12] Yeah, now.
[03:46:13] We're getting started to become summer.
[03:46:14] I'm starting to feel like summer, bro.
[03:46:16] What does summer start?
[03:46:17] April, I think.
[03:46:18] Not right now.
[03:46:19] Oh, fuck this story.
[03:46:23] This thing right here, by the way, that might have been the worst thing ever.
[03:46:27] Oh, yes!
[03:46:28] Okay, so wait, should we talk about it right now?
[03:46:30] Oh my gosh, the worst thing in the entire world.
[03:46:32] We kind of talked about it, but.
[03:46:33] I mean, part good now, yeah.
[03:46:34] Yeah, this gate right here, there's like a gate.
[03:46:37] No security ever, we never had security.
[03:46:40] Not at this house.
[03:46:41] Not at this house.
[03:46:42] Oh, I was talking about something completely different.
[03:46:43] No, I'm gonna add it onto it.
[03:46:44] No security here, and that would always open.
[03:46:46] Anyone could've went there.
[03:46:47] And then, not only that, but during the first sepathon,
[03:46:49] is that what you're gonna say?
[03:46:50] No, I was talking, my door dashed
[03:46:52] when we could go into that gate.
[03:46:54] Oh really?
[03:46:54] That would be so annoying.
[03:46:55] So annoying, I'd go to the house all the way down,
[03:46:57] just look at my phone's door, and I'd say,
[03:46:58] Is that this gate?
[03:46:59] My series is like a highway right here.
[03:47:00] Or not highway.
[03:47:01] It's on the street.
[03:47:02] It sounds like a back entrance.
[03:47:03] Yeah, there's that.
[03:47:05] First, I thought I wanted to mention.
[03:47:09] What happened first, something?
[03:47:12] We had no security at this house the whole month.
[03:47:14] Oh, we left all of our valuables here.
[03:47:16] And all the doors were unlocked.
[03:47:18] And no one was here the whole month.
[03:47:20] I had $100,000 watches.
[03:47:22] The city of my room was waiting.
[03:47:28] We go to the, I guess?
[03:47:30] Yeah, let's do it.
[03:47:35] This is, I love this house.
[03:47:39] How much is it?
[03:47:40] 30,000.
[03:47:41] No, that's a buy.
[03:47:42] 5,000.
[03:47:43] 7,000.
[03:47:44] Oh, that's great.
[03:47:46] Yeah.
[03:47:47] 5,000.
[03:47:48] Some right there.
[03:47:49] Oh, my God.
[03:47:50] I love this backyard.
[03:47:51] 5,000.
[03:47:52] This backyard is amazing.
[03:47:54] Yeah, it's a nice spot.
[03:47:56] I don't the thing about it is was it really a backyard or was it the fact that we'd come out here every morning and there'd be 15 people out here all the time.
[03:48:07] Well, it's just it was so condensed because Max streamed right here and you streamed upstairs. I streamed upstairs. Lacey streamed right there.
[03:48:15] Jason was right now. It was like yours impossible to like avoid like anything that we all stream within like 10 feet.
[03:48:23] I think my favorite like my favorite part was just the fact that I wake up every morning shower
[03:48:27] And I'd come down and there would just be like what do you have ten fifteen people just all in this area to hang out with
[03:48:33] Like it wouldn't be now. It feels lonely like it's too big a house. I
[03:48:38] I think we got fleas there. We did 75 bands a month
[03:48:43] Well, you're not using the back. Yeah back then you reason the back house so
[03:48:48] Because that's a whole another like two bedroom house on its own
[03:48:53] I remember when I first moved in here like the first month I would always
[03:48:57] stream at like 10 a.m. and then I'd come up here and nobody live besides me and it
[03:49:02] would be like maybe like you you Jason like banks max silky Rose like every
[03:49:07] time you're here every morning like everybody was like literally the
[03:49:10] beginning of my face started yeah and that's what I'm saying like we had like
[03:49:13] 15 people here every day so it didn't feel like so lonely right now wake up
[03:49:19] go downstairs just me see drew yeah it's not nice waking up and seeing true
[03:49:26] over there
[03:49:37] you know the microwave second or something you remember that you were the
[03:49:41] night routes and I was going to those random shit I'm the top five so y'all
[03:49:45] How long was that? I was just putting random shit in cereal?
[03:49:47] K-Song was relapsing a Pokemon card in the card room.
[03:50:00] He can try not to out there.
[03:50:03] Oh yeah.
[03:50:04] Yeah we threw it. We threw it from your room out here and we gotta go find it.
[03:50:15] Oh my God.
[03:50:22] This was the worst part though.
[03:50:25] The driveway was the worst part.
[03:50:28] Trying to squeeze by the cars every single time.
[03:50:36] I want to see the block.
[03:50:39] Tim you came in can you see that for the night and we never even went in there
[03:50:43] I'm not used for anything is this for cars. This is like two cars. We got a new me or a
[03:50:48] We had a couple crossings, and then we would have never we have we'd have like two or three cars parked right here
[03:50:55] I look you know the code
[03:50:57] There is no clothes a different lock. Oh probably because we fucking
[03:51:02] No, it's not a button
[03:51:06] Yeah, they changed the lock it's completely different
[03:51:08] Uh, walk now.
[03:51:11] Cheese dude.
[03:51:15] Damn, this was my room chat.
[03:51:20] Wow, this is weird.
[03:51:24] Damn, do we have internet on here? True?
[03:51:28] This is so weird.
[03:51:31] You would come down every morning.
[03:51:33] That was a rock.
[03:51:34] That was a rock.
[03:51:35] I had to go all the way to my block to put wood down, remember?
[03:51:38] You know, Lacey was also...
[03:51:39] So close to rock.
[03:51:39] Yeah, it was wood.
[03:51:41] You were in here for a little bit, and then Lacey was in here.
[03:51:43] This is my startup room.
[03:51:44] Yeah.
[03:51:46] Up your street.
[03:51:46] This is where I started.
[03:51:47] I remember your setup.
[03:51:49] This is not my best room.
[03:51:50] People always say this is my best room.
[03:51:52] Wait, where did you make your setup here for a little bit, right?
[03:51:54] I had my setup right here, and it would aim this way,
[03:51:57] and it would show everything in my bathroom.
[03:51:59] Why do I remember the way she is?
[03:52:01] I swapped it.
[03:52:02] I was like, I'm lost.
[03:52:03] And then I moved my set up here to look, no, no, yeah, yeah, I moved my set up here to look this way.
[03:52:08] Like, if you stand there, it'd be like this way.
[03:52:12] It was so weird.
[03:52:14] I remember lately I had this for both the phase names.
[03:52:17] Yeah.
[03:52:17] I was like, I wanted to talk to you, it was too much space.
[03:52:20] Yeah.
[03:52:20] Yeah, you should.
[03:52:21] I had my couch right there, a TV on the wall.
[03:52:23] This is where I met Boba.
[03:52:25] I'm just not smashing her right here.
[03:52:27] That's such an N.I., right?
[03:52:28] I was like, oh, Max chased me.
[03:52:29] Oh, all right, all right, good.
[03:52:31] And then he chased me to the bed.
[03:52:32] Start of pretending to have sex.
[03:52:34] In the courageous room.
[03:52:36] Oh my gosh, the rage started shooting when he came.
[03:52:38] Yeah, I know. This is a golden fucking house, bro.
[03:52:40] Wait, now that I've...
[03:52:42] Bro, this was actually very well big enough.
[03:52:44] I think literally the only thing was the parking
[03:52:46] and the security.
[03:52:48] It was like impossible to secure a house.
[03:52:50] Yeah, I knew the amount of clutter throughout the crib.
[03:52:52] Wait, we haven't told them about that one night.
[03:52:54] I don't know what that means.
[03:52:56] All the kids were coming up the door.
[03:52:58] Oh yeah, there'd be kids that came in the bag.
[03:53:00] We had a scary night in your chat where we had to have like extra security come with guns
[03:53:06] because there were people trying to break into the house and climb up this hill right here.
[03:53:09] Wait can you see? Is this the shower head we installed?
[03:53:12] No, wait the shower head I installed is still here.
[03:53:14] Why did I say it?
[03:53:16] Oh my! It's still here?
[03:53:20] There's no way.
[03:53:22] Yeah, I installed this.
[03:53:25] This is where I put my girlfriend's luffa and you stole it and used it.
[03:53:28] Bro, here we two again!
[03:53:32] Bro, this is so nostalgic to me because this is...
[03:53:35] This is room as far as...
[03:53:36] This is literally where I started, in the house.
[03:53:39] I love the vibe of this though.
[03:53:42] Alright, I'm gonna fuck off.
[03:53:44] Oh, let me go back to the crib.
[03:53:46] Oh, it's aggressive.
[03:53:47] You're gonna fuck off?
[03:53:48] Could you send me to leave?
[03:53:49] It's way cooler to say I'm gonna fuck off, yo.
[03:53:52] No, you're not gonna do it.
[03:53:53] I kind of lost.
[03:53:55] You want to say that you don't know?
[03:53:56] Are you guys gonna be at the crib?
[03:53:57] Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.
[03:53:59] Wait, that's my elephant.
[03:54:01] It is.
[03:54:02] Wow.
[03:54:03] This is so weird.
[03:54:06] I'm dead out.
[03:54:06] This is like so weird to me.
[03:54:09] Later.
[03:54:10] This is where I met Boba.
[03:54:12] I sat here every night and I was like,
[03:54:13] come here baby, you wanna come here?
[03:54:15] Come here.
[03:54:17] You're gonna be so nice.
[03:54:20] Wow, I had all my stuff in these closets.
[03:54:24] I don't even wanna leave.
[03:54:26] I deadass know when I leave this house.
[03:54:29] It just feels like we've ruined this house,
[03:54:31] to be honest.
[03:54:32] We've been here.
[03:54:33] We ruined the fuck out of this house.
[03:54:35] Yeah.
[03:54:35] Not a lie.
[03:54:36] This could have been such a good house
[03:54:37] that we just didn't like, or just trash.
[03:54:39] There's just too many people here, bro.
[03:54:42] Like, if you think about the daily amount of people
[03:54:44] that came to this house, where it was like 20 plus.
[03:54:46] There's so many.
[03:54:47] The cul-de-sac, everyone would fuck up the cul-de-sac.
[03:54:50] Get toad.
[03:54:52] Drew looks like a creep.
[03:54:56] Can you move my head sex down here?
[03:54:58] Can you panic ever, ladies?
[03:55:00] I'm sorry, I'm not panicking, please.
[03:55:02] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[03:55:04] Come on, man.
[03:55:06] Oh.
[03:55:07] I'm just farting again.
[03:55:09] Damn, bro.
[03:55:10] Now we're going back to fucking depression zone.
[03:55:12] I'm not kidding.
[03:55:14] I don't care right now, it's not even on some nostalgia.
[03:55:16] The house where we live in is actually garbage.
[03:55:18] The house is not garbage?
[03:55:19] No, it's not.
[03:55:20] No, it's not.
[03:55:21] I think it looks way too...
[03:55:22] I said this a long time,
[03:55:24] I think it looks way too old like this house is so long. I'm telling you it's not the house itself
[03:55:29] It's the fact that there's no one there on a daily basis. No, I disagree
[03:55:33] I think even if there's people there, I think the lighting in the house
[03:55:36] I think the colors of the house and I people said even when we moved it people like this is an older house
[03:55:40] See, but I like the house when I would wake up and walk outside and like Betsy Addison and everyone would be outside and
[03:55:47] Play basketball just standing around like outside like that that was fun
[03:55:50] But now it's just fucking depressing because I wake up and there's no one there for I don't disagree with that
[03:55:55] But I'm just saying like I don't know I prefer small houses. I do too. I think our house too big
[03:55:59] I said that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's way too like
[03:56:04] 75 grand I mean it's double 75k a month for our current house
[03:56:12] But it is crazy because no one really wakes up anymore you're right like we wake up. I'm like damn
[03:56:17] I get out of my room and
[03:56:20] Sometimes actually so bad. It's because I see drew. Yeah
[03:56:30] Like I wake up and the only boy sees like your drew or fucking ladies
[03:56:36] Please stop having these true please
[03:56:41] Getting a house we're going to
[03:56:44] New house is probably gonna be in the next couple months
[03:56:46] Hopefully if we can get out you think the only look that's too big everything that's good. I think it's a big house
[03:56:52] But I think it's just I don't think you're ever gonna find a perfect house
[03:56:56] And even if you do I think the next one's gonna be even everyone's like oh
[03:56:59] She moved this house you should I think people like this house so much too because it was the first house of the
[03:57:03] All together so it's easy to fall in love with it because it's like you don't really think like when you think of this house
[03:57:08] You don't really think too much negative came from it. Like I actually don't know on top of my head
[03:57:12] That's contract signed
[03:57:16] Yeah, I don't know. Was there any negatives at this house? Any bad things that happened?
[03:57:20] Yeah, well it's like the worst thing that happened at this house that was like actually like negative.
[03:57:24] Like something that was like, it fucked. Like people were like, oh my god.
[03:57:29] Oh, Saunty. Okay, you had that. No, that was so...
[03:57:33] Swatting? Swatting doesn't really matter. Jinksy 24-hour stream.
[03:57:38] Okay, the Jinksy 24-hour stream. Remember the fire and we thought this house was gonna
[03:57:42] going to burn down.
[03:57:43] There's a fire.
[03:57:44] Oh, and the smoke was all throughout the air.
[03:57:46] Silky broke your car.
[03:57:48] I'm talking about something that was like,
[03:57:50] something like, bro, because you gotta understand,
[03:57:51] people paired negative events with places.
[03:57:54] Yeah, that's what I'm saying,
[03:57:54] you don't think of this house and then Silky broke my wing
[03:57:56] or anything like that, or GC24,
[03:57:59] I'm talking about when you think of this house,
[03:58:00] you think of fun moments like nostalgia, et cetera,
[03:58:02] so I'm thinking like, I don't know.
[03:58:06] I don't know who that is.
[03:58:10] Driveway segments.
[03:58:12] Oh my god, the most nostalgic thing about this place is driveway segments.
[03:58:15] We should probably do that.
[03:58:18] Damn.
[03:58:19] Should we get an upper?
[03:58:21] This looks great.
[03:58:22] I'm so glad we have views.
[03:58:23] Yeah.
[03:58:24] Thank you bro.
[03:58:25] It's fun to get back.
[03:58:26] We're gonna have to look at you if we want to do it again.
[03:58:28] Yeah?
[03:58:29] I'm looking interested.
[03:58:30] I think you should look into buying though.
[03:58:32] You're looking into buying?
[03:58:33] How much is it?
[03:58:34] How much is it sellable and working?
[03:58:35] We could ask the face people, you know I'm saying to run it back. I'm gonna bash out me pay it forward
[03:58:44] We is this how we get up
[03:59:05] Oh, hey, you snore.
[03:59:07] Is this the curtain that we're living on?
[03:59:08] It's fucking dark south.
[03:59:12] We gotta do the thing.
[03:59:13] You gotta just stay right here.
[03:59:15] You gotta stay right here.
[03:59:16] No, you didn't have to say anything.
[03:59:17] You got to...
[03:59:18] Hey, where'd he flip?
[03:59:19] I don't know.
[03:59:20] Just stay, bro.
[03:59:21] I was like, welcome to the new house!
[03:59:24] Yes!
[03:59:26] Oh, fuck.
[03:59:30] Great fucking house.
[03:59:32] This is good.
[03:59:33] This badass good.
[03:59:34] Have rug by it. Yeah, I guess
[03:59:44] You know what it is, you know what it is
[03:59:49] It can ask what early we go by it like you guys act like it's alright. I can't lose a magazine chips at the store by it by
[04:00:04] you
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[04:06:04] You
[04:06:34] Nice little head was brought back, but I got my shell
[04:06:36] Let's get a party started, see you at the bar
[04:06:39] You was hard to talk to, that's what I knew
[04:06:41] You're hard to start, friends to lovers need a part
[04:06:44] To start in that way, babe, let me ask you a pardon
[04:06:47] It's in the future, this is Prada, darling
[04:06:49] If you want something, you can ask me, darling
[04:06:51] Then you start in love with me, cause you think I'm joking
[04:06:54] But look into your eyes, it's the best thing
[04:06:56] Bring it back, it's giving you the red skin
[04:06:58] Give us a bad minute, let me step in
[04:07:00] They check out what you can check to
[04:07:02] On the phone you go back to your best friend
[04:07:04] When you gave me the lecture
[04:07:06] But I ain't gonna select you babe
[04:07:08] I'm elected to capture with your voice
[04:07:10] Undress you, I need to tell you why you're a blessing
[04:07:12] Why?
[04:07:14] Why?
[04:07:16] Why?
[04:07:18] Why?
[04:07:20] Why?
[04:07:22] Why?
[04:07:24] Why?
[04:07:26] Why?
[04:07:28] I'm not gonna ask you to see all the world
[04:07:33] Shall we be honest?
[04:07:35] And I'm not, this is not Big Chuck
[04:07:38] It's not D1
[04:07:41] Drake, that ass needs to save the summer
[04:07:43] We need Drake to drop Place Man
[04:07:46] He has to save the summer, bro, he has to
[04:07:50] They want me in the moon
[04:07:52] Shall I go to the field?
[04:07:54] No other audience, no me you
[04:07:56] Tell me why you're still here tonight
[04:07:58] For me girls are really good at
[04:08:01] I'm not protecting you
[04:08:06] I can't get into
[04:08:09] I can't get into
[04:08:10] The style when you singin'
[04:08:11] Better than you don't sing
[04:08:12] I understand if you answer
[04:08:14] You know it's cross the street
[04:08:15] So crazy when you think of it
[04:08:17] I'm blowin' up bigger than ever
[04:08:18] Steal marriages
[04:08:19] Oh my, it's the backpack I need to use
[04:08:22] Like I'm so annoying
[04:08:54] You don't have to go all the way.
[04:09:01] You're just a little bit of an idiot.
[04:09:24] you
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[04:15:24] it's time
[04:15:26] and then we're going to strip the tape off and see how it looks
[04:15:29] what do you guys think it's going to look? how good one through ten? be honest
[04:15:54] Give me a hand.
[04:16:06] No, I've never heard of a fucking tech walk. What is that?
[04:16:10] A tech walk?
[04:16:14] No, I haven't heard of that.
[04:16:16] Damn, your shit's black.
[04:16:18] It actually doesn't look that bad.
[04:16:20] Hey, what do you guys think of people?
[04:16:22] You got one more cult to do and then I gotta do clear cult, clear, clear cult, clear cult.
[04:16:26] You're not gonna go?
[04:16:27] Doesn't look too shabby.
[04:16:28] Hold ya.
[04:16:29] Hold ya, I can do it.
[04:16:30] I'm actually very surprised.
[04:16:34] It's actually looking phenomenal.
[04:16:35] Okay.
[04:16:36] Fuck, I need a car to do P.O. so bad.
[04:16:38] I wish I had a truck.
[04:16:39] Shit, $100!
[04:16:45] Have you come up, chat?
[04:16:46] $100!
[04:16:48] Hi, guys.
[04:16:48] Don't be as careful of people.
[04:16:50] What is it? Oh, I see it back up. I don't like that anymore.
[04:16:52] Can you up on desktop real quick? So I can put some of this stuff down?
[04:16:55] Huh?
[04:16:56] Fuck, it was good.
[04:16:59] Yeah, so I'll put this stuff down.
[04:17:01] This house smells like actual good.
[04:17:03] I like it because it's really good.
[04:17:07] It was pretty cool.
[04:17:08] It was pretty cool.
[04:17:09] Yeah, it was pretty good.
[04:17:11] What? It was pretty fucking cool, Gilly.
[04:17:14] Alright.
[04:17:15] You thought it was cool.
[04:17:17] You thought it was cool.
[04:17:19] No, he's got black hair. Wait, can you hold this for a second?
[04:17:24] Thank you.
[04:17:26] Snack?
[04:17:32] Snack time? I don't know.
[04:17:40] Someone preparing sucks.
[04:17:42] He's the worst human being I've ever...
[04:17:45] I guess he drew.
[04:17:47] I want to do this, I want to do that, I want to do this side.
[04:17:50] I got to go put some stuff down and get the tripod and have a little snack.
[04:17:56] That's it. You should bring up like, you should bring up like Boil Dash around here and see, see how excited he gets.
[04:18:02] What do you mean what I do?
[04:18:03] Just be like, I'll see more games than Boil Dash maybe.
[04:18:07] See how excited he gets.
[04:18:10] I can.
[04:18:17] I got a real quick, let's try this.
[04:18:24] I think we're going to have to eat some like food in a candy maybe?
[04:18:39] Wait really?
[04:18:40] Yeah.
[04:18:41] I guess something?
[04:18:42] Hmm?
[04:18:43] I guess something?
[04:18:44] a little bit to eat
[04:18:48] For the sake like maybe like a little snack I'm kind of hungry
[04:18:55] No, but I go order for you. What do you want? I order for you. I got you I'll do it on my phone
[04:19:02] I I handle you keep streaming
[04:19:04] seven bro
[04:19:06] So no lace they try to deliver your birthday gift again. I I I'm never here to get it
[04:19:14] Chad, you guys remember right with the mask set?
[04:19:18] Yeah.
[04:19:20] Where?
[04:19:21] At the front door over here.
[04:19:22] Chad, time to finish the bike. Once and for all.
[04:19:33] Here we go.
[04:19:34] We did it.
[04:19:35] Fishing the bike.
[04:19:38] Wait, so you're still gonna order that food?
[04:19:41] I'm a little hungry.
[04:19:43] The two-day project is almost finished.
[04:19:48] We have these.
[04:19:53] What?
[04:19:54] Okay.
[04:19:55] It's our last bottle of spray paint, Jack.
[04:20:02] Got to jerk it for about two minutes.
[04:20:06] Get it ready?
[04:20:13] So, how do I get this shit off the bike?
[04:20:16] Like, there's like, it's like fuzzies almost.
[04:20:19] I have to sand it?
[04:20:25] Wipe the dust off first. With what though?
[04:20:31] With what?
[04:20:33] paper now how else is you're getting off
[04:20:38] wet sand oh my god we can use the same thing the same thing just get a cloth oh
[04:20:43] What's your tongue the clear coat makes it smooth yeah
[04:21:01] I'm not you'll stop safe orbital standard right
[04:21:13] This should work, right?
[04:21:15] Well, uh, yeah.
[04:21:17] What?
[04:21:21] Not too wet.
[04:21:27] All right.
[04:21:29] Shall I let go?
[04:21:35] Gross living like Epstein. What does that even mean?
[04:21:37] You are.
[04:21:39] The gross living.
[04:21:41] You're saying not wet.
[04:21:44] Wait, Ron's going to his peel box.
[04:21:48] Can we check out ours?
[04:21:50] See how much is in there?
[04:21:52] Okay.
[04:21:54] Wait, why don't I wet it?
[04:21:56] So, Jack, do I use this or no?
[04:22:03] It's not like it's soaked.
[04:22:08] It's not like it's soap chat.
[04:22:18] Want me to see what happens?
[04:22:24] I'm gonna paint stuff on there.
[04:22:27] I don't have a microfiber cloth, bro. I don't just carry a microfiber cloth in my pocket.
[04:22:39] That's right. That's right.
[04:22:41] Use 3,000 grit sandpaper.
[04:22:45] Do we even have... I thought we had 2K, not 3.
[04:22:48] I have 2,000 grit sandpaper.
[04:22:53] Are you sure I go over it with sandpaper, chat?
[04:22:59] No, no
[04:23:04] They're saying now we have to dry it too because you can't paint it when it's wet
[04:23:10] Is this not what the clear coats for though is to get all this excess shit off no that makes it sign
[04:23:23] I see it's not really coming off, it's not really coming off, you're talking about this right?
[04:23:36] Yeah, like this down here see how it's like, yeah, I don't know maybe you do sand it, use
[04:23:46] orbital sand there.
[04:23:47] What?
[04:23:48] I don't know you do this one, I'm gonna grab something hold on, I just gotta grab something
[04:23:53] This week has ordered bro
[04:24:20] I don't even want this.
[04:24:31] For who the fuck ordered that?
[04:24:36] Ungrateful.
[04:24:38] Out of ungrateful. Okay.
[04:24:43] Almost done, Jack.
[04:24:45] Wiping it down.
[04:24:48] Make sure there's no like extra waste no like dunk on it
[04:24:57] Okay, oh
[04:24:59] I was gonna drive faster now. We're doing this in a good time. Yeah, your son's on it. All right
[04:25:07] Check I'll ask one last time do I sand it or no?
[04:25:18] Yeah. Okay. But I do it while it's so little. It's not really wet because it wasn't like
[04:25:29] a wet towel. Man, it'll dry pretty quick. I don't have much paint left. I thought you
[04:25:37] had three cans. I did too. I put everything in these bags that you left outside last
[04:25:42] So if there's more, it would be one of the facts.
[04:25:49] Now we have like, we have like, fuck me in my ass, bro.
[04:25:54] Alright, Ted, are y'all ready for the final, the final black coat?
[04:26:12] Yeah, but no one's gonna see this part I know but
[04:26:42] It might not even need another cone.
[04:27:00] I'm gonna do one more light cone.
[04:27:02] Oh fuck, you need to cover this part up with the trash bag.
[04:27:05] Tuck it.
[04:27:12] The other real tune needs to be covered up.
[04:27:16] I'll be honest, kept the one thing I am worried about.
[04:27:41] is the seahorse.
[04:28:11] Oh
[04:28:21] That was my taping
[04:28:25] Bro, it's fine. We get paint that part. How do you fuck up the one job you had bro?
[04:28:30] It's just what this is so hard as part of when it's stick you had one job. It wouldn't stick
[04:28:35] I mean if you all like to take a whole thing off and just spray paint the whole thing
[04:28:39] but it wouldn't stick.
[04:28:42] The tape wouldn't stick, I'm sorry.
[04:28:45] I'm going to be honest, it's probably like that on a lot of the smart spots that we have
[04:28:57] taped.
[04:28:58] So how do you fix that?
[04:29:00] I think we'd have to get like a small paintbrush and just take it now.
[04:29:04] Like it's got a straight paint so it can be precise.
[04:29:12] Yeah, how do you fix that?
[04:29:14] Yellow trim they're saying.
[04:29:16] Oh my god, it's yellow trim like your fucking car.
[04:29:25] Use brush or just tape better.
[04:29:28] Well, it's a little late to tape better.
[04:29:30] All right, I think that's the final coat of paint.
[04:29:38] Alcohol takes paint off.
[04:29:41] Huh?
[04:29:42] No, nothing.
[04:29:44] So check question, genuine question check, naturally, has anybody in this check to say
[04:30:06] me if you have ever painted a bike or a car.
[04:30:15] It's snowy, okay, not just on that part of it.
[04:30:18] So for these little extra parts,
[04:30:21] I look at this right here, this is still yellow.
[04:30:23] How do we make sure that's not,
[04:30:25] like how do we get that to be black?
[04:30:30] Cause when we take this tape off,
[04:30:31] a lot of parts, like look over here,
[04:30:34] this is still yellow.
[04:30:36] Paint it.
[04:30:41] A brush?
[04:30:46] A glass.
[04:30:51] A tiny brush.
[04:30:56] Pea on it, alright.
[04:30:58] Yeah!
[04:31:02] What do you mean?
[04:31:04] The coyotes left in the backyard!
[04:31:08] Bro!
[04:31:09] Try it, let that shit wait for a second.
[04:31:11] That's shit, bro!
[04:31:13] That's shit!
[04:31:16] Why are you just touching shit?
[04:31:17] It's a fucking hot dog that you ate.
[04:31:19] Ew.
[04:31:20] Try it.
[04:31:21] It's got mold all over it.
[04:31:22] You shot it.
[04:31:23] That's what I meant.
[04:31:24] Yes.
[04:31:25] There it is.
[04:31:26] Nice.
[04:31:27] You guys, do you have water or a car?
[04:31:29] I would let you but my mom lets me out when people grab my car.
[04:31:32] I don't give a fuck about your damn mom!
[04:31:34] She wants to see the ass!
[04:31:35] Yes, she wants to see the ass!
[04:31:36] I asked you, you're grown-ass!
[04:31:37] Yes, she wants to see the stream!
[04:31:38] You're a ass-man, can I ask you-
[04:31:39] Well, guess what?
[04:31:40] It's under her insurance, so she gets mad.
[04:31:41] You do get ass?
[04:31:42] I give you $1,500.
[04:31:43] Well, I would let- Do you want me to call my mom right now?
[04:31:46] $80, $19.
[04:31:48] Do you want me to call my mom and you could ask her?
[04:31:50] Are you a little baby of that ass?
[04:31:52] Well, if it was under my insurance, it'd be $1,500 a month.
[04:31:54] You're not gonna crash your car.
[04:31:56] It's not me.
[04:31:57] Okay, bro, it's very modern, but I crashed the car out of my M4 cop.
[04:32:00] Okay, yo mama fucking walls mama walls excuse me. Hello mama walls if I crash Drew's car
[04:32:08] Damage anything I'll upgrade it freely to m3 comp deal
[04:32:23] I feel it is hell of a deal
[04:32:30] I'm gonna try to fit everything in Drew's car.
[04:32:57] trunk has some boxes if you want to take them out but the backseat's empty.
[04:33:02] Now we wait!
[04:33:04] Just take it out and bring it up here.
[04:33:09] Now we wait, chat.
[04:33:14] Chat, be out of here.
[04:33:15] Y'all proud of me for doing this?
[04:33:16] Keep it real.
[04:33:17] Well, y'all, I have bad news.
[04:33:18] My mom just texted me and said, absolutely not.
[04:33:21] swear to god
[04:33:27] Ron Ron bad news
[04:33:36] I have my mom is what the stream she said absolutely not
[04:33:42] Well, I don't know what to tell you the cars under her sit
[04:33:46] Sorry god absolutely not
[04:33:48] You know, bro, I'm not gonna disrespect you, but you're your 19. Bro. Yeah, but it's under her insurance
[04:33:56] But I'm not gonna crash I don't give a fuck if it was up to me. I'll let you take it out
[04:34:01] Listen, this dish you want. Does she like Birkins? I'm sure she
[04:34:07] I could I could change her life. Oh
[04:34:10] You got up there's a car to
[04:34:13] Mercedes
[04:34:15] She is like the lower version of a dafts car. What's the one under that?
[04:34:21] Oh, is it a 53 or a 43? Yeah, the one under a dafts.
[04:34:24] I can get her to the 63, S, and G.
[04:34:27] That's just like a 30, 20, 140, or 30, okay.
[04:34:31] Listen, if anything happens, you can take my keys.
[04:34:34] Should I call my mom and ask? Yes, just call her. I don't want to.
[04:34:38] Just call her, if you're just calling her.
[04:34:41] I need your mom's signature.
[04:34:43] Dude, shut up.
[04:34:47] She watches all the streams?
[04:34:49] Yes, she watches the streams.
[04:34:51] Well, she's watching her baby.
[04:34:52] Alright, well, I'm getting married, so.
[04:34:54] Who asked the ABS kid?
[04:34:57] You in school today?
[04:34:58] No, I have fucking school. I don't go to school.
[04:35:00] Now, she's not answering the phone.
[04:35:03] I have a car, it's crazy, I can't.
[04:35:05] We could just walk and carry it.
[04:35:07] I could just do what?
[04:35:08] What if you guys Uber and then just put everything in the back?
[04:35:11] It's not a bad idea.
[04:35:12] That's what dad said, but I had a fear he was giving so many.
[04:35:15] And then we have to get him here.
[04:35:16] And then I've got to take it's going to be like a process.
[04:35:18] Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you.
[04:35:20] But I'm going to get in trouble.
[04:35:22] No, it's not.
[04:35:23] Because it's like, you think my golf cart, you want it?
[04:35:29] Oh, now that I've tried it all.
[04:35:32] The scooter's about done drying.
[04:35:33] You can take the scooter.
[04:35:35] What?
[04:35:35] Yo, how am I going to do the scooter?
[04:35:37] Bro, there's storage.
[04:35:38] There's storage under the seat.
[04:35:40] Yeah, you want to come see?
[04:35:42] Yeah.
[04:35:56] Oh, her keys aren't here though.
[04:35:58] Yeah, she has the keys.
[04:36:07] Uh oh.
[04:36:09] Um, wait, we just had it open I get stuck with me
[04:36:17] Oh wait, my mom just said as long as they replace anything that breaks
[04:36:22] I know I don't think she heard that part. Yeah, Mama Wallace. I will place the whole car and upgrade it for him
[04:36:27] All right, you're gonna take it bro
[04:36:32] True Texas mom come on mom you're embarrassing me in front of my friend. No, I did not
[04:36:36] Can I have your phone charger?
[04:36:38] Uh, yeah.
[04:36:39] It's not tight enough on that.
[04:36:41] Chad, how long till this dry sack of a clear coat on it y'all think?
[04:36:44] Probably like five more minutes, no?
[04:36:46] Like, the sun is literally pointed directly on it.
[04:36:51] Okay.
[04:36:53] He did do that, Lacey.
[04:36:54] Wait, you're mouthing the chat.
[04:36:57] Amanda Wall.
[04:37:00] She's in the chat, hey?
[04:37:02] Alright.
[04:37:03] How many coats of clear coat do I need to do? Just one?
[04:37:05] one or two I assume it looks clean wait someone in the chat actually said it
[04:37:12] looks good it does but I will say when we take the tape and stuff off there's
[04:37:16] gonna be some parts that are yellow that I'm gonna have to touch up just put in
[04:37:19] that just put in that warning sign out there so I don't want anybody to be
[04:37:22] fucking hating when we take the tape off dude you're dropping all my stuff I mean
[04:37:36] wake up the low-key just leave it here no that's his he left it he left in my
[04:37:42] trunk. You guys can have it if you want.
[04:37:49] Sorry, Custin. I actually wasn't going to get turned straight for my fucking ass, man.
[04:37:55] Oh my... Ew, that's so disgusting. Alright, we're ready yet? You need to use slower,
[04:37:59] steadier spray patterns, especially with the clear coat.
[04:38:12] straight line only wait what do you mean straight line only chat can you pay my tuition be a
[04:38:31] man the fuck does that mean how about you be a man to pay your own tuition wait do
[04:38:43] I want it to look mad I don't want it to be shiny no but I think it protect it's
[04:38:48] like chat is clear code like a like a form of like pps like it'll protect the
[04:38:53] paint and make it last longer or or maybe I'm wrong. Alright it's a seal no it
[04:39:03] protects it yeah so kind of like PPS. Alright here we go ready. Oh it's black
[04:39:14] Flash
[04:39:18] Wait, so it's already black is that gonna fuck it up
[04:39:29] It's gonna fuck it up
[04:39:33] Hey, right
[04:39:40] What do you mean straight lines only
[04:39:44] Don't do it if it's black?
[04:39:47] Why is it black?
[04:39:50] Fuck, do we need to run an errand?
[04:39:53] Should we see if Ace Hardware has clear coat?
[04:39:56] Like, like clear clear coat, not black clear coat?
[04:40:05] This thing is gonna mess it up.
[04:40:14] Did I ask you that?
[04:40:22] How did I end up with fucking black clear coat?
[04:40:26] Fuck.
[04:40:28] Isn't that?
[04:40:30] I don't think we want to use that.
[04:40:32] That's just going to mess up the colors.
[04:40:36] You need a matte clear coat, okay?
[04:40:38] And where the fuck am I going to get that from?
[04:40:40] Where? Please tell me where I'm going to get that from.
[04:40:44] I don't want white.
[04:40:58] Okay do I have to do it?
[04:41:00] Do I have to clear-coat it?
[04:41:16] You don't have to, but you should.
[04:41:20] It'll last longer?
[04:41:22] But isn't that the reason I put the primer on was to get it to last longer?
[04:41:26] No, I think that's so the paint stays on.
[04:41:30] So basically we have to go out of the harbor some real quick.
[04:41:32] Well see, right Chad the Promers, like for the paint to stay on, no?
[04:41:37] Or I guess this Chad knows about fucking like shit like this.
[04:41:41] Yeah, it's okay.
[04:41:43] Yeah, the Promers just so it sticks.
[04:41:49] Alright, then I'm not going to lie before I leave I might as well do one more, one
[04:41:54] more, one more matco, right?
[04:41:56] Can you overdo coding?
[04:41:57] Maybe you do too many layers.
[04:41:59] I don't know, I'm not fucking mad at you.
[04:42:01] Chad! Is it bad to do an extra matte layer?
[04:42:17] I did three coats!
[04:42:19] They're saying Ron crashed.
[04:42:21] Ron did not crash. I'm literally watching the stream.
[04:42:27] I
[04:42:37] Total the car he's literally in the driveway bro
[04:42:57] It's an accident.
[04:43:00] Wait, it's after me right now because we're in the house and it's not on my phone.
[04:43:11] So Jack, you guys promise Ace Hardware has it?
[04:43:21] Oh fuck, we gotta move my stuff.
[04:43:23] The chat, I want you to take note of this.
[04:43:29] The chat is saying yes in promising.
[04:43:32] The chat is saying yes in promising.
[04:43:36] So if I go to this store and it's not there, I'm blaming it fully on you guys in the chat.
[04:43:42] Okay?
[04:43:43] Ron's calling me.
[04:43:44] Yeah, Ron?
[04:43:45] I don't know if there's someone coming in the house to see you now.
[04:43:50] What do you mean?
[04:43:51] What do you mean?
[04:43:58] Okay, that's all right.
[04:44:06] Text read.
[04:44:07] What does he mean a demonic kid?
[04:44:23] Wait, Suki just told me he got in, but it's a Vegas as well, Chad.
[04:44:44] Oh my god, Vegas might be an actual movie.
[04:44:56] But that is Leek?
[04:44:58] What?
[04:44:59] That's who we are, but it's Vegas.
[04:45:01] But I'll be right back.
[04:45:03] Oh fuck, my bad, Will.
[04:45:04] Oh, that's a worker.
[04:45:20] I feel like there's not really much competition when it comes to the best looking at streamers.
[04:45:47] Wait, so Vegas is better be me silk pilot.
[04:45:52] TJR's coming for a day.
[04:46:05] What other creators are gonna be there, Chad?
[04:46:07] They said Ron is gone.
[04:46:08] Ron's coming too?
[04:46:10] Say, oh god, now Ron hates Vegas, he's not gonna.
[04:46:12] There's no way.
[04:46:13] They're all saying.
[04:46:14] Her low key is the same guy saying that.
[04:46:36] Wait, so US is going to be falling so high.
[04:46:39] Wait, they're saying the ASU Frat Leader is going?
[04:46:42] ASU Frat Leader's going too?
[04:46:45] So everyone's about to be in Vegas?
[04:46:47] I think he's going to say no.
[04:46:48] Clive's going?
[04:46:49] Yeah, so literally everyone's going to be in Vegas.
[04:46:52] Like Vegas is going to be a movie.
[04:46:54] Everyone's there.
[04:46:57] Holy shit.
[04:47:09] Holy s- why are there so many school buses, bro?
[04:47:12] I don't know.
[04:47:15] Snowy's going?
[04:47:17] I mean I would rather kill him.
[04:47:19] I would generally rather die.
[04:47:21] Yeah, it's a net to the huzz, my man!
[04:47:26] Time to get a little video of myself for kids there.
[04:47:28] Oh, okay.
[04:47:39] 23 talking about huzz.
[04:47:42] This is my big one.
[04:47:49] And you guys just blurt a little slob on my shit.
[04:47:55] You died in the face of me, darling.
[04:48:00] You guys think I can be a hand model?
[04:48:07] I feel like I have nice fingers.
[04:48:15] Why is this place so far, you know?
[04:48:18] El Trafico.
[04:48:26] She be sucking the soul out of me?
[04:48:29] I better do something that's illegal.
[04:48:31] No, not Twitch.
[04:48:33] No, you're the fuck. No, you're the fuck. No, you're the fuck. No, he's a fucker. I'll tell you why he's a fucker. Legally, I'm the fucker. But critically thinking, he's the fucker because he saw this whole lane open and waited until the last second to switch over.
[04:48:47] You know, that's how I crashed your M4. Some asshole like you just did that and that's how I crashed your M4.
[04:48:51] Yeah, because the whole lane is open.
[04:48:53] No, but it's not a lane until it opens.
[04:48:55] I guess, but that's pussy shit.
[04:48:57] I know it's pussy shit, but that's exactly how I crashed your M4.
[04:48:59] That's pussy shit, bro.
[04:49:01] Yeah, if you are driving on a street and you see a lane open
[04:49:05] You are cutting around the traffic intake and going into the turning lane
[04:49:08] You are not waiting till it technically opens. Well, this guy's still good and late. He's been stopped dancing since yesterday
[04:49:12] It's 24 hours. Let's do the dance challenge. What's going on here? Hey
[04:49:25] See you sit there and dance all day
[04:49:27] Wait, so if we crashed there, you were at fault, right?
[04:49:32] Yeah.
[04:49:33] Yeah, I really got fucked.
[04:49:37] Wait, when you did the same thing, you were at fault?
[04:49:44] Yeah, I was.
[04:49:45] Oh, then I guess I wasn't at fault.
[04:49:47] No.
[04:49:48] Well, yeah, because there were some cameras or anything to like...
[04:49:53] I don't really know.
[04:49:54] I mean, I...
[04:49:55] You're not supposed to drive in that lane.
[04:49:58] You're not supposed to, but you're supposed to if you wait, if you wait till the last second
[04:50:02] you're at lanes.
[04:50:03] Is that what you did when you were driving?
[04:50:04] I didn't wait till the last second.
[04:50:05] I waited until it opened up and I got over it and then the guy did it early and I just
[04:50:10] didn't think someone was going to drive.
[04:50:12] Right now look at the shadow in the middle of the fucking intersection.
[04:50:14] It's my first time, first couple of times driving in the lane.
[04:50:17] They don't have the gas station in the middle of the lane.
[04:50:20] They don't have intersections in the middle of the lane.
[04:50:23] Now you can just like drive in and turn on the music.
[04:50:32] Yo, this hardware store doesn't have it. I swear I'm just leaving the chat.
[04:50:42] Who's just lying? Why would I lie?
[04:50:44] Yeah, I feel you're lying.
[04:50:45] This happened almost two years ago. Why would I lie?
[04:50:48] No way you crashed my car two years ago.
[04:50:50] years ago.
[04:50:52] Holy shit!
[04:50:54] Right here in the half.
[04:51:00] That was almost a year ago.
[04:51:02] Show the road real quick, hey chat!
[04:51:04] Fuck you, notice how there's all this white
[04:51:06] I'm parking in a red!
[04:51:08] Fuck you!
[04:51:12] I feel that window is up.
[04:51:14] That is your toes.
[04:51:16] Fuck!
[04:51:18] If you pick a fucking spot, you just switch to three different spots.
[04:51:22] Or you just crack my phone, my window, my brand new car.
[04:51:36] Go on crash! Go on crash!
[04:51:38] Yes! That means I get an M3, comp.
[04:51:41] I guess you're not getting skinned by Rundale?
[04:51:43] I'm not. I have it on video.
[04:51:45] I don't have videos of him selling multiple songs, any other time I'm on my car too.
[04:51:49] This guy's banned from the store?
[04:51:52] What the fuck?
[04:51:53] What do you do?
[04:51:55] What do you do to get banned from a store?
[04:51:57] Fucking ace hardware?
[04:52:01] That's too quiet in here.
[04:52:03] Way too quiet.
[04:52:05] Yeah, I'm banned.
[04:52:07] We're about to eat after this, not about to shout.
[04:52:17] Did you order that DoorDash?
[04:52:19] Can I get it out of that DoorDash order you were talking about?
[04:52:22] Yeah, you're still talking about that?
[04:52:23] Yeah.
[04:52:24] Oh my gosh, you're the only son of me.
[04:52:26] Alright, so I need Matt, clear coat.
[04:52:30] That's just that.
[04:52:32] Excuse me, do you guys have Matt clear coat?
[04:52:35] What is it called Chad exactly like exactly I need
[04:52:55] Wait saying Ted is this right here sat in crystal clear coat
[04:53:05] Right?
[04:53:07] Um, sword.
[04:53:08] I'm pretty sure that's it.
[04:53:09] Probably, yeah.
[04:53:10] But is that black or no?
[04:53:11] No, it's clear.
[04:53:12] It's clear?
[04:53:13] It's satin.
[04:53:14] They're saying sword.
[04:53:15] It seems like they're not 100%.
[04:53:16] Yeah, I'll do that one.
[04:53:17] I'll do two of those, please.
[04:53:18] All right?
[04:53:21] Probably, or probably not.
[04:53:22] All right, should we get the paint and the paintbrush so we can fix the little
[04:53:25] splashes?
[04:53:26] All right.
[04:53:27] I'm gonna need two of those, please.
[04:53:30] And then you also have, like, a little paintbrush.
[04:53:33] and what do you mean get the paint what do they mean how are we gonna paint it on
[04:53:42] yo it's iconic I guess you know anything about your coat and being
[04:53:48] cars they don't even have that way they don't have cars say thank you here's
[04:53:54] it is should be it or we really need like the smallest toothbrush ever yeah
[04:53:59] Yeah, that's your question.
[04:54:12] So how are we going to get the paint on the paintbrush?
[04:54:15] That is the same thing as Matt.
[04:54:18] Is that it?
[04:54:19] Yeah.
[04:54:20] I don't know what I'm doing here.
[04:54:27] No, it's not okay.
[04:54:29] Well, then they don't have it. I don't know. I can't do anything.
[04:54:37] If I need to put Matt Clearcoat on the bike, is it okay if I do Satin Clearcoat?
[04:54:45] Yeah, Satin Clearcoat's totally fine.
[04:54:47] Honestly, it'll give you a nicer, more lived-in look than full-mat.
[04:54:51] Matt can be super-
[04:54:52] Fuckin' idiots in this chat where you guys think you know everything?
[04:54:57] Stupid dumb little fucking sex shit.
[04:55:00] I don't pick you up and just fucking turn you around and just spank you.
[04:55:05] Do I need more black, no?
[04:55:19] Do I need more matte black to paint with?
[04:55:31] I mean, I don't think you're gonna need that much if it's just little spots, but I need it.
[04:55:35] I got to have Matt clear right here.
[04:55:38] Is that clear coat?
[04:55:41] Yeah.
[04:55:45] Wait, Chad, which one do I do?
[04:55:49] Do I do Matt clear or Satin clear?
[04:55:53] I feel like Satin looks better.
[04:55:57] Yeah, I feel excited, they're almost at you in 50-50.
[04:56:04] Yeah, I feel excited, it looks better, no?
[04:56:12] Yeah, okay, so that I just need, I need, I need, I need matte black paint.
[04:56:19] One more can, so I can spray it.
[04:56:27] But I don't see it anywhere. Unless I'm just a stupid little rat.
[04:56:31] I sometimes feel dumb. I don't like feeling dumb, bro.
[04:56:35] Do you know what the can looks like?
[04:56:37] What brand is the can?
[04:56:39] Check your door-dash.
[04:56:41] Oh no. Check your door-dash.
[04:56:43] It's our Stolium.
[04:56:45] Our Stolium?
[04:56:47] I don't see a matte black can there.
[04:56:51] in there.
[04:56:55] Tyler.
[04:56:58] Tyler.
[04:57:03] Matt Finnish.
[04:57:09] Charcoal.
[04:57:11] I look you might have enough to paint.
[04:57:13] I feel you do.
[04:57:14] I look you might, but I, do I need another thing, a primer you think?
[04:57:18] come at the primer the spots on painting facts or no do you need to check your
[04:57:26] email bro
[04:57:29] Excuse me?
[04:57:31] This is a cleaner.
[04:57:33] Excuse me.
[04:57:35] Excuse me.
[04:57:37] Excuse me?
[04:57:39] Who the fuck are you talking to?
[04:57:41] Oh, you don't, right?
[04:57:43] Excuse me.
[04:57:45] Can you help me get this out real quick?
[04:57:47] This gray primer right here, please?
[04:57:49] Or actually, black primer looking?
[04:57:51] I don't know.
[04:57:53] Excuse me.
[04:57:55] Excuse me.
[04:57:57] black primer looking. Yeah, I'll do the black primer like this.
[04:58:05] First time yellow.
[04:58:11] Thank you so much.
[04:58:17] Do we need to sand it down?
[04:58:20] Those yellow spots?
[04:58:21] I mean, I feel like a little bag of chips is actually a good shout-chat because I've been
[04:58:27] working so hard.
[04:58:30] Oh, salt and vinegar.
[04:58:34] Salt, vinegar and sea salt.
[04:58:38] I have brushes.
[04:58:43] I do.
[04:58:45] Every time you come to this store you get the same bag of chips.
[04:58:52] A real gangster when he shoots the gun twice a day.
[04:59:03] I
[04:59:14] Short of you giving Marlon a potato ball is going crazy as to an arcade music
[04:59:21] Remember from the video
[04:59:23] It's gonna keep using three hours. Let me dumb question. What is wd-40? Oh?
[04:59:28] Wait, she gets stuff and you could fix Daro's car
[04:59:33] What does she need again?
[04:59:35] Ah, fuck.
[04:59:37] What does she say she need it?
[04:59:39] Cooling.
[04:59:40] Cooling. Cooling. Cooling.
[04:59:42] Excuse me, where's the coolant at?
[04:59:43] Yeah.
[04:59:44] Car coolant?
[04:59:45] I don't know.
[04:59:46] I don't have a coolant.
[04:59:47] 12, thank you. Congrats.
[04:59:50] 7, 9, 11.
[04:59:52] What the fuck is this?
[04:59:57] Car coolant.
[04:59:59] What does the coolant look like?
[05:00:01] Is this it?
[05:00:03] Last washer.
[05:00:04] Yeah, what does coolant look like?
[05:00:06] Bro, I don't know what coolant looks like.
[05:00:10] Bug cleaner?
[05:00:13] Fuck.
[05:00:15] What the fuck does coolant look like?
[05:00:23] Blue.
[05:00:24] The peak bottle.
[05:00:25] Where?
[05:00:26] Where?
[05:00:26] Where?
[05:00:28] Oh, bro.
[05:00:30] I don't see it.
[05:00:33] It's yellow, it's yellow.
[05:00:37] Oh, WD-40.
[05:00:45] Yo dude, I can't find it.
[05:00:47] I don't know what it looks like.
[05:00:52] Oh, I can't find it, bro.
[05:00:55] Where?
[05:00:58] This is a cool way.
[05:01:00] Oh wait, right here.
[05:01:10] Oh, okay, thank you.
[05:01:12] Is it this?
[05:01:14] Yeah, sure.
[05:01:16] They're saying you're a dumbass.
[05:01:18] The dirt says cruel.
[05:01:20] Wrong one.
[05:01:21] You can't do anything.
[05:01:22] Bro, no one said what could want in a cruel way, bro.
[05:01:30] It's on the bottom.
[05:01:40] That's transmission fluid.
[05:01:46] I know, but I know.
[05:01:47] You don't know shit either, bro.
[05:01:49] I do.
[05:01:50] No, you don't.
[05:01:51] You don't even know what you're looking for.
[05:01:52] I literally do.
[05:01:53] It's this right here.
[05:01:54] Oh, so I was one off and now I'm an idiot.
[05:01:56] Yeah, because it's the yellow for all vehicles.
[05:01:58] Which one with the other one the other ones for only certain vehicles. Okay. I thought those cars one of those vehicles
[05:02:14] You lost it your little snack, baby. I got a second you out us a sec. No, I like it
[05:02:21] pay a little bed
[05:02:24] You know what you actually every time I go to a store you have to get something like a little kid
[05:02:27] You're actually like my son. Call me daddy.
[05:02:29] Fuck no.
[05:02:30] Call me daddy.
[05:02:31] You want a snack? Call me daddy.
[05:02:32] No.
[05:02:33] Call me your daddy.
[05:02:34] Bro, you're like my little son.
[05:02:36] I was gonna take care of you instead.
[05:02:38] You don't have her keys? How are you gonna open the hood?
[05:02:41] Fuck.
[05:02:42] I'm thinking about that one.
[05:02:48] Here you go. Have you been here?
[05:02:49] Thank you.
[05:02:50] You're welcome.
[05:02:51] Yeah, you just had this.
[05:02:52] Thank you.
[05:02:53] Yeah, this is this is lost on you from the couple channel
[05:03:03] Yeah, thank you
[05:03:23] Yeah, you told him that off camera, that you are a loser, you are actually a loser, bro.
[05:03:52] you're not good at this right here nobody eat little buddy
[05:04:05] W. Lacey setting your friend up thank you guys for actually understanding
[05:04:10] I
[05:04:17] Last one I bust one real quick
[05:04:26] I'll have a battery, but I gave you a charger charging very slowly
[05:04:31] What is bling yo shit? I'm not falling for your guys little trolls bro. I know that blinker fluid isn't a real thing
[05:04:42] Wait is this right?
[05:04:44] Yeah, what?
[05:04:45] I don't know if that's not right
[05:04:48] I'm not falling for your guys little jokes bro. You think I don't know that blinker fluid is not a real thing?
[05:04:56] You guys aren't funny
[05:05:01] I'm gonna go to play the wrestle, we can get in and out of here, okay?
[05:05:08] Hey son, what do you mean son?
[05:05:12] What?
[05:05:13] Why do you just pop the other hat?
[05:05:15] Why son?
[05:05:16] Why son?
[05:05:17] Why son?
[05:05:18] Why son?
[05:05:19] Why son?
[05:05:20] I guess.
[05:05:21] You're on track son.
[05:05:26] You're on track.
[05:05:27] You're on track.
[05:05:28] Wrong scratch 50 times bro.
[05:05:34] No way wrong crash.
[05:05:36] I have that and that's why I'm out of getting a new car.
[05:05:39] Darla said her car is a special coolant?
[05:05:41] Bro, I literally have, I literally have a special coolant.
[05:05:45] Have we did that?
[05:05:47] Bro just picked his nose and then tattooed on the head.
[05:05:50] Ewww!
[05:05:52] Bro, I literally have a special coolant.
[05:05:54] Have we did that?
[05:05:56] Actually, I'm not trying to be racist.
[05:05:59] I would never come down to that about next. I should not come down to that.
[05:06:03] But actually, I'm not trying to be racist.
[05:06:05] But why is there such a wide Asian demographic in Los Angeles?
[05:06:09] In California in general?
[05:06:14] Really?
[05:06:15] Yes.
[05:06:17] I just said to read. You're stripping.
[05:06:20] I'm thinking of claiming that nice kids.
[05:06:22] No, there's a huge Asian demographic in California, like huge.
[05:06:27] And I don't, I wanna, I, let's say in rich.
[05:06:30] In rich.
[05:06:31] Money?
[05:06:32] Is that really why?
[05:06:37] Also, nobody wants to let the king go.
[05:06:39] Nobody wants to let the king go.
[05:06:47] Thank you.
[05:06:52] Is it a craze that my nickname as the king of LA actually stuck?
[05:07:07] No, it's kind of weird how that works.
[05:07:10] It's kind of weird how that works.
[05:07:11] It turns out it calls you guys yourself.
[05:07:12] Uh-huh.
[05:07:13] Uh-huh.
[05:07:14] Everybody call me that.
[05:07:15] I'm not kidding.
[05:07:16] I put it on God.
[05:07:17] I'm not kidding I put it on God. I see someone call me the king in LA in the chat at least three times three
[05:07:37] See someone's coming to King LA. Oh, darn it's that's amazing. Did you put coolant in my car?
[05:07:47] Not yet, Darla, but I'm going to.
[05:07:49] Don't pull up all the way.
[05:07:51] No.
[05:07:53] But we can't. We don't have the teeth.
[05:07:59] She said I need special cooling.
[05:08:01] There's learning I want to have, bro.
[05:08:03] So you're telling me, let me get this straight.
[05:08:05] No, no, let's not get this straight.
[05:08:07] Every time that we do something wrong,
[05:08:09] it's because the cat tells us
[05:08:11] to do something else when they're wrong.
[05:08:13] I literally remember Darla saying
[05:08:15] I need special coolant and that's I purposely pick that one up and a check of the wrong one wrong one
[05:08:22] If you guys are idiots, bro
[05:08:31] Well lunch break
[05:08:38] Yeah, yeah, I don't want that one I get a different one. I want to find you the different one bro
[05:08:44] That one's burnt.
[05:08:46] Let me get you a little life lesson here, Drew.
[05:08:49] See these two chips right here?
[05:08:51] Mm-hmm.
[05:08:53] These two chips might look different.
[05:08:55] Right? This might be a darker color.
[05:08:57] This might be a lighter color.
[05:08:59] They might look different from the outside.
[05:09:02] But they're the same on the inside.
[05:09:04] Oh, they definitely don't taste the same.
[05:09:06] They taste the same. They act the same.
[05:09:08] They're the same. They're both chips.
[05:09:10] Okay, let me try each one.
[05:09:13] This is good. Yeah? That's good.
[05:09:18] This is burnt. Yeah, exactly. I don't want a fucking burnt chip.
[05:09:23] Let me have a regular one.
[05:09:43] Here we go.
[05:09:48] How is that racist?
[05:09:49] Because I don't want a fucking burnt ship.
[05:09:51] Okay, I do not think it's hard.
[05:09:53] Look at that!
[05:09:59] Further clear coat.
[05:10:00] Is there a right and wrong way to do this?
[05:10:11] You took half the bag, I didn't even realize.
[05:10:17] Slow and even strokes.
[05:10:19] So like this.
[05:10:26] Like that.
[05:10:27] Yes, look back up.
[05:10:41] It says 8 to 10 inches away.
[05:10:46] So about my dick length away.
[05:10:54] one direction, okay. Allow to dry for two hours. Oh.
[05:11:06] Here we go, something like this Jack, yeah?
[05:11:24] All right.
[05:11:31] Like that?
[05:11:40] Why someone's going to be close?
[05:11:47] That one's gonna be close.
[05:11:50] Farther back.
[05:11:51] Huh?
[05:11:52] That's right.
[05:12:47] turn out good because me and Lacey did it.
[05:12:51] Why are you just kind of sideways, man?
[05:13:07] Come on now, Chad! I'm Loki cooking!
[05:13:15] Back?
[05:13:17] Okay.
[05:13:24] So, Chad, this is just a protected puzzle.
[05:13:39] So Chad, this is just a protected pony, right?
[05:13:48] Mmm.
[05:13:49] Yo, I'm low-key feeling like light-headed.
[05:13:52] Is that normal?
[05:13:54] No.
[05:13:56] Hold on, I dropped something.
[05:14:02] Oh no. That's the wrong spot.
[05:14:12] Chad am I doing good?
[05:14:22] Come on.
[05:14:31] What are you doing, good?
[05:14:42] No.
[05:14:52] Okay, handlebars.
[05:14:59] Yo, I'm cooking!
[05:15:19] If you fuck up spray painting, you have an extra chromosome, cat.
[05:15:32] The painting is genuinely harder than it looks.
[05:15:51] Okay, clear coat's done.
[05:15:54] Clear coat's done.
[05:16:02] All right.
[05:16:11] All right.
[05:16:14] Bang!
[05:16:15] You cannot tell me I'm liking that look top.
[05:16:23] Fuck, we're not going to be able to drive it today.
[05:16:26] That's to drive for two hours.
[05:16:27] I guess I'm letting the driver do hours.
[05:16:29] So you want to take off all the tables?
[05:16:31] right now
[05:16:33] if you want
[05:16:40] shall we take the tape off while it drives?
[05:16:43] I feel like speed up the process a little
[05:16:49] Marlin dude can you like
[05:16:50] get back from your world tour bro?
[05:16:57] You need one more clear coat for real?
[05:17:16] No you don't.
[05:17:18] Oh it's really not as fun as you can have extra clear coat.
[05:17:24] Too soon or so.
[05:17:26] I'm doing very light.
[05:17:50] I don't even think it's hitting anything.
[05:17:52] Oh, I forgot we have to paint with some socks, too.
[05:17:54] down. Okay. Let's go. Marlin said wait it's kind of tough. Marlin isn't as tough. I did
[05:18:07] this myself with my bare fucking hands. These are a man's hands.
[05:18:24] Nice gonna get lung cancer bro.
[05:18:42] Alright, let me do something real quick.
[05:18:48] I guess that that's a real thing.
[05:18:54] There's no way y'all genuinely think you can get lung cancer from slightly it.
[05:18:58] There's genuinely no way.
[05:19:02] No way it's not a real thing.
[05:19:12] Jeff, that's just some made up bullshit.
[05:19:18] As we roll, you get cancer from everything.
[05:19:21] I feel like we should take the tape off, no?
[05:19:27] All right, got it.
[05:19:28] Take tape off now?
[05:19:29] Yes or no?
[05:19:36] Yes, they're all saying yes.
[05:19:42] All right, ready?
[05:19:43] All right, well.
[05:19:44] All the drives, find that job.
[05:19:45] I'm gonna try to find it.
[05:19:46] I'm gonna try to find it.
[05:19:48] Wait, but I have to do one more thing of clear coat.
[05:19:51] I thought you were done
[05:19:56] We don't take it off if you were done
[05:20:01] Now you don't know dumbass
[05:20:05] You don't
[05:20:08] Lacey my dad got lung cancer in his 50s from painting in his 20s
[05:20:12] Or your dad just got lung cancer in his 50s because he got lung cancer in his 50s
[05:20:17] Or from some famous. Yes, I'm saying
[05:20:21] I feel like I shouldn't take it off yet.
[05:20:31] I want to take it off so bad.
[05:20:33] Chad, what's bad about it if I take it off?
[05:20:35] Because it's either about a look crazy or fucking ass without a take.
[05:20:40] What's bad about it if I take it off?
[05:20:43] It's a little too dry already.
[05:20:46] Oh nice you're just fucking slight as hard as you can.
[05:20:56] Let it dry a little.
[05:20:57] I hate waiting.
[05:20:58] Wait where'd the paint go?
[05:20:59] Or the turquoise?
[05:21:00] No I know Jeff but I gotta clear coat it one more time.
[05:21:01] I have to, where did I put it?
[05:21:02] Yo am I?
[05:21:03] Oh there it is.
[05:21:04] Ah!
[05:21:05] Ah!
[05:21:06] Ah!
[05:21:07] Ah!
[05:21:08] But I gotta clear code it one more time
[05:21:11] I have to where did I put it? Yo am I oh there it is I?
[05:21:19] Did clear code whoever said you have to do clear code
[05:21:29] Doesn't matter you're gonna touch up the devil and gonna want to clear code that
[05:21:33] Wait, that's low key true. That is true. That's back. That's back
[05:21:38] Alright, well I'm going to try to pop this because low key this might take a while.
[05:21:43] Alright, here we go!
[05:21:48] Is either going to be a big GG?
[05:22:02] Nature, you're breaking!
[05:22:04] All right, Chad, do y'all think it's going to look good or no?
[05:22:15] Okay.
[05:22:16] Fuck it.
[05:22:17] Here we go, bro.
[05:22:18] Y'all, I'm low-key excited.
[05:22:19] We've been working on this for two days.
[05:23:01] I feel like I should check the chat, okay?
[05:23:03] So if that's the least of the yellow showing here,
[05:23:05] it's not bad.
[05:23:13] Wait, the yellow accents aren't even that bad.
[05:23:16] Oh, it matches your card.
[05:23:20] Or my coping.
[05:23:22] My coping, Jack.
[05:23:25] Well, a knife would be kind of tough.
[05:23:29] Only Sissy boys use a knife.
[05:23:31] We're real men. We use our hands and our dicks.
[05:23:47] You gotta fix it with the paintbrush?
[05:23:49] Yeah, but it's low key and weird spots.
[05:23:52] No, but we have a tiny paintbrush. I don't think it'll be that hard.
[05:24:01] Chat so far rated 110
[05:24:05] No, but like I want them to read it one 10 before I take it off
[05:24:15] I know
[05:24:23] Zero no we got we got
[05:24:31] And how do we paint it?
[05:24:33] Well, we kind of paint for us.
[05:24:35] Oh, no, true.
[05:24:36] Well, is it too hard to peel off?
[05:24:41] It's just, OK.
[05:24:43] All right, definitely need some touch-ups.
[05:24:56] No, it's not that bad.
[05:24:58] Oh, yeah, GG's check.
[05:25:00] jeez fucking jeez bro
[05:25:13] the inside's yellow
[05:25:16] that's a not school trip
[05:25:18] the inside being yellow school
[05:25:22] oh no
[05:25:24] oh no
[05:25:26] well it's not that bad
[05:25:28] I really don't think it's that bad.
[05:25:32] My side's good.
[05:25:34] Well, not good, but not bad.
[05:25:40] AHHHHH!
[05:25:44] Fucking hell, bro!
[05:25:55] Yo, can anybody in the chat,
[05:25:56] Does anybody in the chat want to come uh, correctly do this? I'll pay you $10,000.
[05:26:00] Oh you were just saying this was the first thing you've ever completed.
[05:26:03] Yeah.
[05:26:04] Why, why did you complete it?
[05:26:16] Oh fuck.
[05:26:17] It's not pretty bad.
[05:26:18] It's fine. This is, this is what we have touch-ups for.
[05:26:22] Oh there's tape stuck in here.
[05:26:26] Okay.
[05:26:27] Okay.
[05:26:28] Can you see it right now?
[05:26:33] Yeah.
[05:26:34] Wait, it looks fire.
[05:26:35] Well, from far, it looks good.
[05:26:37] I'm not gonna lie.
[05:26:38] Close up though.
[05:26:39] Hold on.
[05:26:40] Wait it looks fire well from far it looks good. I'm not gonna lie close up though
[05:26:57] So Jack from from it actually looks good you guys
[05:27:06] Now let me ask you a question does it look stolen
[05:27:10] Now with that, that's not a way to put people off.
[05:27:29] Not least, you actually snap, you actually like Batman now?
[05:27:33] The title does say it's yellow.
[05:27:40] Is that bad?
[05:27:42] If you just put it all in your pocket.
[05:27:44] I don't know.
[05:27:46] Just tell them I have a temp license and it's coming in the mail.
[05:27:49] I'm telling the truth.
[05:27:51] No, I mean that is the truth.
[05:27:53] I'm just saying that if you're proud of these people.
[05:27:56] It looks nice with the silver, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to take a real bike now.
[05:28:17] That's what I'm saying, it looks like a motorcycle.
[05:28:19] I get, cat facts or no, I actually have a motorcycle now.
[05:28:24] Like a legit real motorcycle.
[05:28:34] Okay, it definitely needs some touch-ups.
[05:28:41] Touch-ups for sure.
[05:28:42] Like look at this over here.
[05:28:43] Oh, jeez.
[05:28:44] You did this one a month ago.
[05:28:46] Yeah, that was me.
[05:28:48] Okay.
[05:28:49] Okay.
[05:28:50] Yeah, it definitely needs some touch-ups.
[05:28:53] some touch-ups that's for sure now this part might be the worst
[05:29:11] well it really looks solid but if we fix it
[05:29:15] I'm gonna fucking go to the town if you go to think I'm a stolen bike
[05:29:26] Show us the close up.
[05:29:38] I'm gonna show you all the fuckups, alright?
[05:29:44] So this is what we need to fix.
[05:29:46] Right here.
[05:29:50] Like see how there's just like yellow around here, chat?
[05:29:56] Dad needs to be fixed.
[05:29:57] This needs to be fixed.
[05:30:01] This needs to be fixed.
[05:30:03] Up here needs to be painted.
[05:30:05] Right there needs to be painted.
[05:30:08] A little bit on the edges here need to be painted.
[05:30:12] On the back.
[05:30:13] this needs to be painted realistically it's not that much it's actually not
[05:30:23] that much yeah that's bad I mean obviously but we knew that taping it
[05:30:35] We haven't even thought of it, huh?
[05:30:37] There's no point.
[05:30:40] Oh my god, that guy's crazy.
[05:30:52] Whoa.
[05:30:53] What?
[05:30:54] Did you switch?
[05:30:57] Alright.
[05:30:59] Now we just gotta get the move out.
[05:31:02] Ready?
[05:31:03] No.
[05:31:04] Hold on! This looks tough!
[05:31:14] They're saying W motorcycle.
[05:31:36] Come on, y'all can't hate, y'all can't hate my first time.
[05:31:53] This does not look bad.
[05:31:55] This was yellow before.
[05:32:11] Like this was yellow before.
[05:32:24] now touch it up but I don't know how to touch it up
[05:32:34] yo sweet Anita thank you for rain thank you for the rain Anita W rain in
[05:32:42] the chat man W raid they paint them bright colors so you don't get killed on
[05:32:49] from here it looks really good we just have to touch up can you go get bowls
[05:33:10] like water bowls yes yes yes yes no no not water not water just bowls
[05:33:19] Most of spray paint, yeah, I could spray paint
[05:33:22] into a bowl and dip my brush in it, right?
[05:33:33] Russell.
[05:33:34] Hey.
[05:33:35] Bro, this is not what we got back.
[05:33:37] Yellow's pretty good, oh god.
[05:33:42] Little yellow, little trim.
[05:33:45] Nah, the yellow trim's gotta go,
[05:33:46] that's for sure gotta go.
[05:33:49] Just get a fine brush, that's what I'm gonna do.
[05:33:52] Yeah, it looks good.
[05:33:53] Or just spray the brush?
[05:34:06] Use a cap to spray paint.
[05:34:08] Huh?
[05:34:12] We need a fighter brush.
[05:34:14] Really?
[05:34:15] Or else we're gonna get...
[05:34:17] Well, do we turn this thing into a three-day project, maybe?
[05:34:20] Right here, we're looking at all the parts.
[05:34:27] It's got to be a really smooth version.
[05:34:29] Yeah, bro. From afar, it looks so tough.
[05:34:34] Hey, Jack. This is the bike. This is the renovation.
[05:34:37] You guys cannot tell me this does not look kind of tough, bro.
[05:34:39] I know it's a little stuffed up here. We've got to fix that, but it's a fixer upper for sure.
[05:34:43] And we're going to fix this shit. I'm telling you right now, we're going to fix this shit.
[05:34:46] We're gonna fix this shit. It looks very good though. It looks very good.
[05:34:51] You use a toothbrush?
[05:34:54] It's not a brush at all.
[05:34:55] You gotta get a stencil? A thug stencil?
[05:34:58] Put it on your side.
[05:35:00] Right there.
[05:35:03] Pass.
[05:35:04] It looks good.
[05:35:06] Yeah, I feel like I gotta wait. Wait, do you wipe?
[05:35:10] You can get a sidecar.
[05:35:12] Huh?
[05:35:13] Who put a sidecar on me?
[05:35:14] Use the key. Yeah, that's what I'm worried about was the key.
[05:35:26] But can you guys see me sure? I'm worried about the key not not going in.
[05:35:29] That's what I'm worried about. That's what I'm worried about.
[05:35:34] Ron needs help. With what? What is this? Is this real? Wait, is this real? Wait, go
[05:36:03] Don't get cocoa, let her down here.
[05:36:07] Wait.
[05:36:22] Like, look at you weirdo lining shape.
[05:36:25] Like, what is the point of lying, bro?
[05:36:36] You just got Jacobed, huh?
[05:36:41] So that's a thing you just got Jacobed?
[05:36:50] Use cardboard to block the sides in spray paint.
[05:36:55] I'm not understanding.
[05:37:00] Use Q-tips?
[05:37:03] What is this?
[05:37:19] So guys, guys, I keep seeing this in the column.
[05:37:28] Oh my gosh, someone got a slime guy.
[05:37:33] Leo Shandler got a slime guy.
[05:37:38] Lacey, they're getting bangers off you?
[05:37:49] Yeah
[05:37:52] Yeah, blame Lacey himself for the presidency brown. Yes. Yes
[05:38:04] This clip is from like a year ago, I don't even have the same hair
[05:38:19] JD, what is this, brother?
[05:38:45] JD, what is this?
[05:38:49] That's a real by the way.
[05:38:55] Hey guys and see, is someone being involved?
[05:38:58] Lacey hit up Marco to customize it?
[05:39:00] Wait, does Marco live in LA?
[05:39:19] What happened with J Cole?
[05:39:26] She said, how do you special with lacy gray hairs?
[05:39:43] What is this clip?
[05:39:47] What is this clip?
[05:39:57] Onk, onk, chat.
[05:40:04] I'm going to give you guys a little life lesson here.
[05:40:07] Things that are black, if the sun hits them directly, they look lighter.
[05:40:12] That's literally how color patterns in Plialism works.
[05:40:18] So I have some black strands of hair sticking up, and you also understand if the sun hits
[05:40:24] it directly, it's going to look gray.
[05:40:26] I do not have gray hairs.
[05:40:29] Where do you see a gray hair?
[05:40:34] I don't have gray hairs.
[05:40:41] They are deglobed.
[05:40:48] You dyed your hair blonde.
[05:40:49] It's called dead ends.
[05:40:52] There it is.
[05:40:53] So now you guys know officially why it looks like I have
[05:40:55] gray hairs.
[05:40:56] I don't actually.
[05:40:57] I dyed my hair blonde, and I have some dead ends.
[05:40:59] There we go.
[05:41:01] Mystery unpacked, mystery solved.
[05:41:08] Is this real?
[05:41:11] What?
[05:41:32] Is this real?
[05:41:33] It's called the Infinimachine's P1, but I'm going to call it the Cyberspeeder for obvious reasons.
[05:41:39] So I think the design is inspired by the Cybertruck, right?
[05:41:42] It's got these shock angles, it's got aluminum and steel.
[05:41:45] Also, I think these legs are hand-raided at the front. Looks pretty sick, especially at night.
[05:41:49] It's got blinkers and a brake right here at the back.
[05:41:51] But there's also a car plate screen at the front.
[05:41:53] Yo!
[05:41:54] It's got the software thumb right here, also a horn.
[05:41:57] But most importantly, this is fully electric, just like the actual Cybertruck.
[05:42:01] I'm surprised we modulated this block down here
[05:42:03] is actually the battery and it's fully removable
[05:42:06] and replaceable on a full-
[05:42:07] Can you buy these though?
[05:42:14] Well, they're not even for sale.
[05:42:16] They're not even for sale.
[05:42:24] Really, Lacey, in 2026?
[05:42:26] This is the J. Cole stuff.
[05:42:56] What is going on?
[05:43:26] Huh?
[05:43:32] Oh, should we watch this, Sheriff?
[05:43:43] The real story behind phases collapse.
[05:43:56] The day that Faze Clan uploaded their first video to YouTube, the world was in a completely different place than today.
[05:44:01] I mean, Instagram didn't exist, Minecraft hadn't officially released, and Drake was yet to drop his debut album.
[05:44:07] Uh...
[05:44:10] Well, I mean, is it better? Is it better?
[05:44:13] On the day that Faze Clan uploaded their first video to YouTube, the world was a completely different place than today.
[05:44:18] I mean, Instagram didn't exist, Minecraft hadn't officially released, and Drake was yet to drop his debut album.
[05:44:24] Uh-huh, what's up?
[05:44:25] For over 15 years, FazeClean has constantly sat at the top of the anime's boo chain like some sort of unkillable giant.
[05:44:32] Thanks, Cloud!
[05:44:35] But I guess the saying is true.
[05:44:37] The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
[05:44:39] That's a 19!
[05:44:41] Over the course of just 72 hours, every member left the world.
[05:44:44] I officially left FazeClean.
[05:44:46] A 15-year dynasty and a FazeClean and it is done.
[05:44:50] And down like a lion.
[05:44:51] How's that?
[05:44:52] Not sure, brother.
[05:44:53] How do you kill the unkilled?
[05:44:54] Is it money?
[05:44:55] Where is the money?
[05:44:56] Where is it?
[05:44:57] Is it greed?
[05:44:58] How did it go?
[05:44:59] How does the big story in the world...
[05:45:00] Give a place for a talent agency?
[05:45:03] I am deciding to leave Brad Cain's two bombs for him.
[05:45:07] When it comes to face clan, there's a lot that goes in.
[05:45:09] Oh, I just noticed that guy's going to have some crazy details.
[05:45:13] And to it.
[05:45:14] I mean, you're talking about 15 years of problems, building up until its final death.
[05:45:18] So before we really dive into the good stuff, we need to get everybody on the
[05:45:20] same page.
[05:45:21] At least on the important stuff.
[05:45:22] But don't worry.
[05:45:23] On a macro level, you have two areas of face.
[05:45:28] There's OG face and there's new face.
[05:45:30] When it comes to OG face, there's four names that matter the most.
[05:45:32] Apex, Tempor, Rain and Banks.
[05:45:34] They're the founding fathers.
[05:45:35] They took face from a clan tagging call of Dooly Lobbies to one of the biggest names
[05:45:39] on the internet.
[05:45:40] Face Clan.
[05:45:41] Face Clan.
[05:45:42] Together they built one of the earliest blueprints for social media, pioneering things
[05:45:44] like content houses.
[05:45:45] Wait, they're a rug!
[05:45:46] Yeah, I don't know.
[05:45:47] And I think OG face, I think rug.
[05:45:50] giving away for the next generation of creators.
[05:45:54] OG FaZe reached the heights that it did because of how genuine it was when they first started
[05:45:58] this whole thing.
[05:45:59] He's not a founder!
[05:46:00] It wasn't even a thing.
[05:46:01] And neither was the money that came with it.
[05:46:02] But as the internet changed, OG FaZe died alongside it.
[05:46:05] As social media became a business, the crippling domino effect started.
[05:46:10] This guy got introduced by somebody that everyone really trusted.
[05:46:12] The founders brought someone in to help them grow as an actual company.
[05:46:15] Steph came in and...
[05:46:16] Wait, is he...
[05:46:17] We got to cover everything and immediately start dividing the company.
[05:46:21] That original CEO brought in more people, brought in investors until eventually he was
[05:46:25] two-way.
[05:46:26] I literally hurled with my own ears.
[05:46:27] You know, people that got hired within a month or two saying, we don't need the founders.
[05:46:31] The founders were essentially stripped out of their company and the friendship that
[05:46:34] they had with Spiltong was shattered because of this.
[05:46:36] The corporate leaders took as part of their term in a hot with a billion dollar valuation.
[05:46:41] And you know, you know, but within a year of the stock pump, the company was on
[05:46:45] the verge of being deep.
[05:46:46] We still don't really understand the whole of it.
[05:46:48] But it sounds like it was actually the best case scenario for Faze.
[05:46:53] This was the brand's second chance.
[05:46:54] The company was running to the ground because the people running it didn't understand it.
[05:46:57] This rock bottom was the birth of new Faze.
[05:46:59] To fix the problems behind the crash, a company called Gamescore acquired Faze
[05:47:03] and put the people into a test back into leadership roles.
[05:47:06] The founders were back driving the ship.
[05:47:08] Because we're taking this back.
[05:47:09] Yeah, and we're running it the f**k up, and your boys got plans.
[05:47:13] For the past two years, we've watched his face-climber turn to its form.
[05:47:17] Or, dunking the internet as a group of friends who really seem to be having fun making content.
[05:47:21] Or at least, that's how it's seen.
[05:47:22] Because we've now, for the second time, seen face-climbing crash and burn.
[05:47:26] Except this time, I don't really think it's getting back on.
[05:47:38] So, how does that happen?
[05:47:40] How do you get a second chance, do everything right, and still end up here?
[05:47:43] Well, what I've come to realize is that the revival of FaZe didn't play out quite how it was marketed.
[05:47:47] And to best explain it, we've gotta start back at the blank slate, just a few months before the game score acquisition.
[05:47:52] Okay?
[05:48:00] Holy D.B. Super!
[05:48:04] So early 2023, FaZe's stock is in a free pool.
[05:48:07] Mass layoffs are happening left and right, and all of the FaZe members are probably trashing the leadership.
[05:48:13] It's a mess. The board finally realizes it's over. They're bleeding money, they've got no plan to turn it around and no investment bank wants to touch them. So they do the only thing left. They start shopping the company around. Basically looking for someone willing to make FaZe their problem.
[05:48:29] I don't know how long it was until the games course have started, but I think for the first time in a long time
[05:48:35] Us four founders kind of we're talking, you know
[05:48:39] Actively, so yeah, I actually know bogears really bother me. I can't get it out, bro
[05:48:46] There we go
[05:48:47] Remember even banks posting a picture of us forcing up to something and it was like us four outside of like a mirror
[05:48:52] There's like a elevator
[05:48:53] Nothing's in stone yet
[05:48:55] You know, I'm still figuring things out, but I pray and I hold that things do and I just genuinely believe they are even if things
[05:49:00] Goes out as long as we're unified or all the same side. I think in the end of day
[05:49:03] We'll win I just genuinely do I don't know what it is. Is it something's telling me my soul is telling me
[05:49:07] Everything's gonna work out. I believe it after we met as a group of four for all these months trying to figure what
[05:49:13] Wait, is this before I joined chat decision-made
[05:49:17] Things happen is before and then really, you know banks took the reins
[05:49:22] And then it was kind of like just to make sure that at that point and I'm not a citizen that a good or bad way
[05:49:27] I'm just saying that's what happened
[05:49:29] The founders got together and came up with the plan to take phase back
[05:49:32] They worked together to write a term sheet and pitched it to the board ultimately the board said no in conversation shifted to an offer from games
[05:49:38] Way, but I'm not blessed. Oh, this is 23
[05:49:42] Kena came to meet before there was any purchase made
[05:49:46] And said the only way that we're gonna do this is if you're the guy
[05:49:49] On paper, the deal looks simple enough.
[05:49:52] Game Square would buy FaceCMD for 14 bucks, and dollars in an all-stock transaction.
[05:50:02] They'd bring the founders back, put them in leadership roles, and let them actually run
[05:50:06] the company.
[05:50:07] The board approved it, and the three founders signed it.
[05:50:09] One didn't.
[05:50:10] Now, building a business on social media is harder than most people think.
[05:50:13] I mean, growing a following is one thing, but actually making money from it is a totally
[05:50:17] different beast.
[05:50:18] If a WAP comes in, WAP is an internet market designed to run a digital community on WAP with
[05:50:23] silenches out of the head, or we can't WAP it the way we like it.
[05:50:27] So are you actively fighting against it, or are you just like cat-
[05:50:30] Are new streamers, the new guys?
[05:50:33] Like corporate coming back in, and FaZe being-
[05:50:35] Corporate coming back in of a million percent against the corporate shit, the new guys
[05:50:38] I was not against.
[05:50:39] Once the acquisition was announced, the PR-loaded articles started rolling out.
[05:50:42] Wait, did he interview them recently?
[05:50:45] Pex, Temper, and Banks working together to revive the brand.
[05:51:02] Behind the scenes, GameScore made a move that would change everything.
[05:51:05] They took Phase Clean and split it in two.
[05:51:07] Esports and Social Media.
[05:51:09] For years, those ran under one roof.
[05:51:10] Now they were separate entities.
[05:51:12] state under the original legal structure but the content side the streamers the
[05:51:16] houses the whole culture of phase fell under a brand-new company called phase
[05:51:19] media when it is not came to a temperature literally I don't know
[05:51:23] they're both from low mass
[05:51:26] a mess like they're both what literally I don't know they're both from
[05:51:31] low mass
[05:51:34] I didn't hear he said
[05:51:37] They met somehow, they bonded over crypto phones, next thing I know, he's investing $11 million
[05:51:48] in a phased media.
[05:51:49] Days after the acquisition, finalized GameSquare sold 49% of phased media to Matt Kaelish, the
[05:51:54] co-founder of DraftKings for a living money.
[05:51:59] That whole structure of how that went down, I was not informed, I was in the picture,
[05:52:03] If you go look at the picture of the article, I would stand in the picture.
[05:52:06] But did I know anything about that article or the detail that was happening?
[05:52:10] No, not at all.
[05:52:11] By late April, the revival began rolling out.
[05:52:14] Faze wiped most of their roster clean, leaving just a handful of their cheats.
[05:52:17] Then they announced the new roster, a group of streamers that weren't as well-known
[05:52:20] on one.
[05:52:21] Richard.
[05:52:22] Hey.
[05:52:23] Let's have a chat.
[05:52:25] You dropped the roster, bud.
[05:52:29] I think you also dropped the ball.
[05:52:31] The internet was quick to voice their opinions.
[05:52:32] That was the vision and he was sticking to it.
[05:52:34] Everyone was wrong.
[05:52:35] I can't apologize for doing what feels right.
[05:52:38] I can't apologize for wanting this to be funny.
[05:52:40] And I can't apologize for trying to do right by the brain.
[05:52:43] Ron, you tell me.
[05:52:44] It was the right decision.
[05:52:45] Oh, shit.
[05:52:46] I'm watching a video.
[05:52:47] Or get out of the way.
[05:52:48] I would do that in two seconds, because I'm dead at two phase clean.
[05:52:51] I've seen phase be mismanaged and abused, and the life sucked out of it for so long
[05:52:57] that like all all I want to do is I want to see the brain run and wing and drive
[05:53:03] because it deserves to. He knew if you take a group of guys throw them into an
[05:53:06] environment where everything is camera-free let them have fun and capture
[05:53:09] it on camera it works. It's like this was the first sub at the time of the year.
[05:53:13] Who remembers this? Damn!
[05:53:16] If he's camera-free let them have fun and capture it on camera it works.
[05:53:20] It's the same strategy from the phase in New York house. He was just
[05:53:22] trying to recreate that. Without 11 million from Matt Kalish
[05:53:25] which Faze created the perfect environment.
[05:53:27] It ran in an LA mansion, paid for content ideas, hired an entire support staff, removed
[05:53:31] any stress about money or bills, and just let the streamers make the best content possible.
[05:53:36] By the end of 2024, it had worked.
[05:53:38] The new Faze roster had taken over the internet.
[05:53:39] Their clips flooded TikTok.
[05:53:41] Their streams became some of the biggest on the platform.
[05:53:43] They all set new peaks, breaking viewership, and subscriber records.
[05:53:46] At the streamers, Fazeling was named the best content orc.
[05:53:50] his vision was proven right.
[05:54:20] My worst year turned it to my best, I ended up peaking at a new level.
[05:54:25] Where y'all saying who to fuck is Lacey?
[05:54:27] I never thought it'd hit, you know I met all my friends here that I like to call family
[05:54:32] and I retired my mom this year.
[05:54:37] This year has been crazy, y'all changed my life, obviously.
[05:54:43] This is fire, this is fire.
[05:54:46] We call for more and more next year for sure, for sure, for sure.
[05:54:50] But as 2025 came into the picture, things started to shift, and to understand why we
[05:54:54] need to talk about money, specifically who owned what, and who was left holding the back.
[05:54:59] When Game Square formed FaZe Media, it started as a textbook 5149 split.
[05:55:03] Here we go, here we go!
[05:55:04] Game Square moved all of FaZe's IP.
[05:55:06] Logos and trademarks sent it to this new entity and kept 51% of control.
[05:55:10] Matt Kalish invested 11 million for the other 49%.
[05:55:13] Cash went straight into phase media's bank account, funding the houses, the staff, the
[05:55:17] whole revival.
[05:55:18] Simple enough.
[05:55:19] But then in June 2024, a third player entered the game.
[05:55:21] Banks wanted his piece, so he took out a $9.5 million loan from Matt Kaelish.
[05:55:25] Then used it to buy out exactly half of GameScore's stake, making him a 25.5% owner of the
[05:55:36] company.
[05:55:37] in hands by GameSquare, but if Banks has been involved in this process since they
[05:55:42] won and gave GameSquare the blessing to buy the entirety of faceclimbing, as he has said.
[05:55:49] How long did he end up letting them sell an eighth of the business back to him
[05:55:54] for basically $10 million when they bought the entire thing for 14? Like why do you
[05:56:00] Why do you game-
[05:56:01] Wait, you heard it like that?
[05:56:06] Did he end up letting them sell an eighth of the business back to him for basically $10,000
[05:56:12] and they bought the entire thing for 14?
[05:56:15] Like why do you GameSquared your blessing to then turn around and buy an eighth of the
[05:56:19] company?
[05:56:20] Well I think the most obvious answer is the correct one here where it wasn't planned
[05:56:24] and things just started happening and you took advantage of it as things popped up.
[05:56:27] Here's the thing.
[05:56:28] Taylor Swift's original $11 million, which went into building phase media, banks' $9.5
[05:56:32] million didn't help the brand at all.
[05:56:34] So that money went straight to GameSquare's corporate balance sheet.
[05:56:38] GameSquare got paid and they were willing to sell it because they heard about it and
[05:56:41] what they want.
[05:56:42] Listen to the CEO of GameSquare saying it himself.
[05:56:43] Really, there was two main assets, phase e-sports and phase media.
[05:56:47] The phase media side of it was an asset that we helped clean up, but for us, in
[05:56:51] the public company environment, our focus was on this.
[05:56:55] Really, there's two main assets, phase e-sports and phase media.
[05:57:02] The phase media side of it was an asset that we helped clean up, but for us in the public
[05:57:06] company environment, our focus was on phase e-sports, gives us real reach for the audience.
[05:57:12] Phase e-sports is profitable, it's growing.
[05:57:14] Oh, yeah.
[05:57:15] Phase media is still in a bit of a rebuild, it's burning a bit of cash, so.
[05:57:17] The media side, the streamers, the content, was just in hat on.
[05:57:20] They were happy to go off.
[05:57:21] They got the eSports teams they actually wanted, plus $9.5 million in cash for selling half
[05:57:26] of something they considered a bonus.
[05:57:29] But Game Square got paid twice.
[05:57:30] Damn, Game Square made out good!
[05:57:34] Game Square hit a fuckin' lick!
[05:57:39] They kept the eSports team and got a 10-mil bonus!
[05:57:43] A member of 2024, they entered into a $10 million convertible note transaction with
[05:57:47] Matt Kalish.
[05:57:50] To translate, Matt Kalish gave them another $10 million in cash to pay off some other
[05:57:54] rate of debt, and in return he could either take shares in Game Square itself or claim
[05:57:58] their remaining 25.5% stake in Faze Media.
[05:58:01] By April 1st, 2025, the deal closed.
[05:58:04] Game Square's remaining equity was transferred to Matt Kalish making it the single largest
[05:58:07] shareholder of Faze Media with 75.5% ownership.
[05:58:16] making him the single largest shareholder of these media with 75.5% ownership.
[05:58:21] Founder of DraftKings is Matt Kallish, who is on the board at Faze.
[05:58:27] So to recap, Gabe is going to bought Faze Clan for $14 million.
[05:58:30] Wait.
[05:58:33] I'm not going to lie, I didn't even know that.
[05:58:46] No, I had no idea he bought more in April, as I'm saying, I didn't know it, I didn't
[05:58:54] know it.
[05:58:55] It was transferred to Matt Kalish, making him the single largest shareholder of Faze Media,
[05:58:57] with 75.5% ownership.
[05:59:00] Founder of DraftKings is Matt Kalish, who is on the board at Faze.
[05:59:06] So to recap, Gamescore bought Faze Clan for $14 million in stock.
[05:59:09] Then, so it was kind of for the company back to its cash for $20 million in cash,
[05:59:13] still got to keep the part of the company they actually wanted, the e-sports teams.
[05:59:17] Meanwhile, Matt Kalish had poured over $30 million into the revival of Faze, and once
[05:59:21] he got majority ownership, he started trying to recoup that money.
[05:59:28] From day one, Banks and Kalish seem closely aligned.
[05:59:34] In August of 2024, Banks sat on a podcast that Banks Group owned the majority of
[05:59:38] Faze Media.
[05:59:39] So phase media is a company that we just set up a couple months back.
[05:59:45] Thanks Group actually owns the majority of it now, 74.5%.
[05:59:50] And just days after Kalis received Gansuber's 25.5%, Banks tweeted out that he owned 100%
[05:59:56] of phase media.
[05:59:57] Which, I'm pointing out because he's essentially framing the two of them as just one entity,
[06:00:01] almost like they're inseparable.
[06:00:02] By May 2025, conversations about restructuring phase started happening.
[06:00:06] At this point, money was flowing one way.
[06:00:08] Sponsored talent covering six figures per month and rent content costs staff food, but wasn't seeing anything really come back
[06:00:14] How does the business of phase work now like who owns phase obviously?
[06:00:18] We don't own a crazy crazy amount because we're not the ones who put up millions of dollars a month to do the house million dollars
[06:00:24] For employees for content or whatever. They'd sign sponsorship deals with G fuel and for local with millions
[06:00:31] But millions go quick when you're back rolling an entire content operation
[06:00:34] Leadership started negotiating in a revenue split with talent.
[06:00:37] Rumors online speculated 80, 20.
[06:00:39] Talent keeps 80% and Faze takes 20% of everything.
[06:00:42] Twitch revenue, YouTube ad money, sponsorships, the whole works.
[06:00:45] They were supposed to sign a contract where they would be giving up 20% of their income to join Faze.
[06:00:50] I'm gonna be honest, you guys freaking out about 20%?
[06:00:53] That is not crazy. 20%? That's like a market rate.
[06:00:56] Initially not much came from these talks.
[06:00:58] Faze kept paying rent, covering content costs, meanwhile the talent kept growing.
[06:01:02] I'm sorry, but it's fair in in terms yes, it's fair but in terms of in terms of
[06:01:15] In terms of being told from the very beginning
[06:01:20] What you would own and that this would never happen and then it'd be flipped two years later. That's where the problem was
[06:01:25] Stream viewership's rising subscriber count's climbing.
[06:01:29] The guys in Faze were printing money as some of the biggest names on the internet, and Faze
[06:01:32] was still hanging the problem there.
[06:01:34] I live in an $80,000 a month house with all of my best friends.
[06:01:39] I get to wake up whenever I want.
[06:01:41] I get to go live whenever I want, and I get to do whatever I want for free.
[06:01:46] And then I get to make 100% of the money I make for it.
[06:01:51] How can I not sit here and be blessed?
[06:01:53] Exactly.
[06:01:54] 27th something interesting happened. A trademark was filed for a talent agency called Hardskill.
[06:01:59] But the funny thing is, it was filed by Faze Media.
[06:02:02] But by the end of the summer two things happened. First, after a series of drama that Banks
[06:02:10] was constantly at the center of, the talent asked him to step down publicly from his
[06:02:13] role as CEO. Banks doesn't make content in the backlash from his actions, ultimately
[06:02:17] fell into the talent's chats. They were the ones left answering for it. So, he stepped
[06:02:21] But also chat just to say, if that was the thing, it was 20% you know, that's not...
[06:02:35] Phase Bank stepped down as CEO of Phase Clan.
[06:02:38] Banks had just recently stepped down as CEO.
[06:02:40] There's a lot of being handled in the back end that you all just don't need to know about.
[06:02:44] Second, after negotiations continued to escalate, one member decided to leave phase entirely.
[06:02:49] Yes, I'm leaving phase.
[06:02:51] Like I just say, I can't fully go in the death
[06:02:53] while I'm leaving phase, but I am leaving.
[06:02:56] Plackboy Max said he wanted to build something
[06:02:57] that he actually owned and shared concerns
[06:02:59] over what control talent actually had.
[06:03:01] A person who introduced me tells me,
[06:03:03] according to my assistant and my creative director
[06:03:07] at the time who were sitting in on all calls
[06:03:10] because they're on my team,
[06:03:11] tell me I have to fire my manager
[06:03:14] and get rid of him or I can't be there.
[06:03:17] Which is valid because the phase
[06:03:18] make the houses, the furniture, and the staff appear, they can also make it disappear. As negotiations
[06:03:23] continued, Hearthscope was going. The agency started hiring employees, starting to make a
[06:03:27] portfolio piece based on the success of PhaseClean. By mid-November, logos were being finalized.
[06:03:32] Long-term phase employees were being transitioned to the new agency. It was becoming clear that
[06:03:36] Hearthscope was the future of the business for Matt Kalish. Then he made it his full-time
[06:03:40] focus. Matt Kalish announced that he was stepping down from his role as the president of
[06:03:43] of DraftKings, a company he co-founded 12 years ago
[06:03:46] and turned into a billion dollar behemoth.
[06:03:48] I decided to leave DraftKings and transition out
[06:03:51] to do this full-time Q Launch Heart Scope,
[06:03:53] which is kind of the platform that phase operates on.
[06:03:57] I felt like it was the right time for me to go all in
[06:04:00] on that and I'm really excited to be doing it.
[06:04:02] In his announcement post on LinkedIn,
[06:04:04] he teased what was coming next,
[06:04:06] a new platform focused on the creator economy.
[06:04:08] But he closed with something that in hindsight,
[06:04:10] sounds a bit eerie.
[06:04:11] It reads, while I am keeping the details close to the vest until mid-to-seventh...
[06:04:17] Focus.
[06:04:18] Matt Kailish announced that he was stepping down from his role as the president of DraftKings,
[06:04:22] a company he co-founded 12 years ago and turned into a billion dollar piece.
[06:04:26] Watch this video.
[06:04:31] The real story behind Phasen's collapse.
[06:04:35] Golf cart.
[06:04:41] just watching just watching not really the same much
[06:04:46] right now I'm stuck here
[06:04:48] no I think he this guy may pose good videos so
[06:04:52] I'm just sure
[06:04:54] yeah about ten minutes left
[06:04:56] I mean
[06:05:01] just say it
[06:05:02] no I got text to do not go like I'm not just
[06:05:06] oh god
[06:05:07] yeah
[06:05:11] I mean yeah it's a good watch he's just he's just pretty much saying like what
[06:05:25] what he thinks happened. Basically he's saying like what he what what from the
[06:05:31] video that I'm watching he's saying what he thinks happened is like phase media
[06:05:37] I'm just watching a video though.
[06:05:44] I don't have a comment, I'm just watching it.
[06:05:53] 80?
[06:05:54] I got four on my birthday.
[06:05:56] I got four packages on my birthday.
[06:05:59] Check it out, are you still hard to find?
[06:06:02] Hey, congratulations bro.
[06:06:15] I decided to leave DraftThings and transition out
[06:06:18] to do this full-time Q Launch Heart Scope,
[06:06:20] which is kind of the platform that phase operates on.
[06:06:24] Yeah, I felt like it was the right time
[06:06:26] for me to go all in on that.
[06:06:27] And I'm really excited to be doing it.
[06:06:29] In his announcement post on LinkedIn, he teased what was coming next, a new platform focused
[06:06:33] on the creator and economy.
[06:06:35] But he closed with something that, in hindsight, sounds a bit eerie.
[06:06:38] It reads, while I am keeping the details close to the vest until mid-December, those who
[06:06:42] know me understand my DraftKings DNA runs deep.
[06:06:45] In everything we do, we always play to compete fiercely and win.
[06:06:52] The official launch of Hearthscope happened at the streamer awards.
[06:06:54] Welcome to the 5th Annual Streamer Awards!
[06:07:02] The same night the FaZe Clan headed to High.
[06:07:04] The same night, multiple FaZe members stable their names into Internet history.
[06:07:08] The same night FaZe was crowned the best content org for the second year in a row.
[06:07:12] Have a stream of old ghosts in...
[06:07:17] Face Clown!
[06:07:21] Hearthscopes' launch video ran multiple times throughout the event, broadcasting how they revived Faze Clan, and were now opening their services to creators and brands alike.
[06:07:29] That's when conversations ended and ultimatums began. Sign a contract or get out.
[06:07:33] You know when they started up? We just won a f***ing year of the year game. That same night, I went to hell chatting.
[06:07:40] We didn't even have time to celebrate that same night cooked.
[06:07:45] GG.
[06:07:46] It was genuinely perfect for two years, bro.
[06:07:49] Back-to-back orgs of the year, like the guys were crushing it.
[06:07:51] Everybody was doing their own thing.
[06:07:53] I just think the infrastructure that was put around
[06:07:55] and phased the last two years, I don't know what's going on.
[06:07:57] I don't know how it even led to that.
[06:08:00] Like, the things can get so bad
[06:08:01] that everyone's forced out because of just their stupid deals.
[06:08:05] And the org isn't anything without the talent.
[06:08:07] The entirety of your face, both the streamers who
[06:08:09] just joined and those who'd been part of it for over a decade officially left the org.
[06:08:13] Go check out Cina News.
[06:08:14] We'll see you in the news.
[06:08:16] I don't be cliche.
[06:08:17] I don't want to drag this, but as you can tell by the title, I left Faze and it's
[06:08:22] really something like I said I don't be cliche but something I never really expected
[06:08:25] to say.
[06:08:26] I officially left Faze Clan.
[06:08:28] You know I decided to leave.
[06:08:29] We have decided as a group that obviously it was our best intention to leave Faze
[06:08:37] Clan.
[06:08:38] I have officially last day's land.
[06:08:41] It is sad, man.
[06:08:42] It really, really is sad.
[06:08:45] Especially for me, man.
[06:08:46] We got so close to fixing it,
[06:08:49] and we just want Oregon to hear it.
[06:08:51] It's sad, bro.
[06:08:53] It is.
[06:08:54] Even now, time not being sad.
[06:08:58] 14 years later,
[06:09:00] that this is how it will be coming to an end, man.
[06:09:05] Here's the thing, I don't really think anyone's the villain here.
[06:09:10] It's hard to blame Matt Kalish for wanting to recoup the 30 million he poured into this
[06:09:13] thing.
[06:09:14] In the direction he's taking with Hartscope, it's objectively a more sustainable business
[06:09:17] model.
[06:09:18] Something they can actually scale in ways a content group never could.
[06:09:21] As for the talent, if those contracts had been on the table from day one, a lot of
[06:09:24] them probably would have signed.
[06:09:26] But you can't expect them to sign now.
[06:09:27] Not when they're this big.
[06:09:29] Not when they've seen what happens when someone else controls your brand.
[06:09:32] face-proof it twice social media is a business now and if you don't own what
[06:09:36] you build someone else will decide what happens to it this was one of the worst
[06:09:39] decisions I've ever made in my entire life I gave up my entire little life to
[06:09:44] this I have never made not one singular dollar outside of my salary via face not
[06:09:51] selling it not buying it raise money where's the money I'm this guy try
[06:09:56] to take everything from everybody where is it and what my millions of dollars
[06:10:00] When it comes to banks and what he owns, things get pretty blurry fast.
[06:10:04] From the surface, it looks like Hardscope falls under phased media, which would mean that
[06:10:08] if Banks' loans was shares of phased media, he'd technically be a partner of this new
[06:10:12] talent agency.
[06:10:13] You know, the one that's now the full-time focus of a multi-billionaire with a proven
[06:10:16] track record of scaling companies to insane heights?
[06:10:19] Banks has tiptoed around this topic.
[06:10:21] From what I've seen, he's never publicly said he sold his shares.
[06:10:24] He's just said that he's not involved in phased, but has never spoken a word of
[06:10:26] Hardscope.
[06:10:27] But all in all, the real problem with FaZe was never the people.
[06:10:30] It was always the same impossible question.
[06:10:32] How do you turn magic into a business without killing the magic?
[06:10:37] FaZe Media, Banks, and K-Lush still own the IP for FaZe.
[06:10:42] Can it ever exist again?
[06:10:43] You know, Wallops and their hands,
[06:10:44] because they technically only own the IP.
[06:10:46] They, at this point, you know,
[06:10:48] Matt Kiddish has enough money to let that die if he wants to,
[06:10:51] you know, and just like never sell it again, and...
[06:10:54] I don't know.
[06:10:54] There's really anything that can happen.
[06:10:56] Would you want to see FaZe revive, come back from the dead once again, even if that meant that you couldn't be a part of it?
[06:11:03] I don't envision that it's going to be attempted to be revived, but maybe I'm wrong. I really don't know.
[06:11:08] I think everybody kind of like just defeated at this point. They've given up, like they've always had a sliver of hope.
[06:11:14] Maybe even me, like, why is the Living LA, like, why is the Living LA 5? Like, I've been in this farm for 5 years, and I hate it. Why do I live here?
[06:11:20] Maybe like the whole time I lived here, like I wanted to move, but there was a sliver of maybe something will change in phase.
[06:11:25] I want to make sure I'm here for it. I don't know. Maybe that's the reason I think part of my part of me is to just bury it and move on with my life.
[06:11:32] It's as hard as it is. I always love it. I always wish for the logo in the company to be successful.
[06:11:38] I just don't know what that would mean if it came back again.
[06:11:41] The ultimate downfall of face clan highlights the fundamental problem with the business model behind content groups.
[06:11:46] We've seen it time and again, they're destined to fail.
[06:11:49] The only group that has truly stood the test of time is the Sidemen, and the reason why is
[06:11:53] pretty simple.
[06:11:54] They own the company themselves.
[06:11:55] Every member has equal shares in voting them, but most importantly, their friendship is priority
[06:11:59] number one.
[06:12:00] And that's what makes FaceClan's story so tragic.
[06:12:03] They had that too once, but as the business evolved, it shredded everything that the
[06:12:07] logo once stood for.
[06:12:08] The reason FaceClan fell apart is there was no glue in the foundation of our friendship.
[06:12:12] What makes me sad is like, no way we built something that low-key just changed the internet.
[06:12:17] It did.
[06:12:18] And yet we built something so beautiful you don't have an unbreakable content based on
[06:12:21] our...
[06:12:22] That alone tells me that there was no saving phase because if the Brotherhood wasn't
[06:12:26] there, phase isn't there.
[06:12:28] I think as things got bigger, as a lot more people got involved, I think everyone just
[06:12:32] grew apart and just had different things we focused on outside of phase.
[06:12:36] That's like a normal life thing.
[06:12:37] Anyways, you grow apart from people, but throw in all this and it's just like,
[06:12:40] know what really sucked the most was the only time that we would talk was about
[06:12:45] problems. In 2021, I actually was dealing with severe financial issues because I
[06:12:50] paid a billion dollars in medical bills. I've been saving family expenses taxes
[06:12:54] of course. I was getting rents after I won't make no income and they knew that
[06:12:58] and they wanted to give me a lump sum of like, well, $500k that they owed me and
[06:13:01] they said the sign of NDA were not payment. All my mom was mom trying to
[06:13:05] hold this money over my head. I know we need it. I'll sell my cars. I'll
[06:13:08] So much jewelry that's all I have it takes. I'm not the one. Yeah, I think he was over exaggerating
[06:13:12] a million right? I'm so proud. Okay. I think he was just like saying a number. I do still
[06:13:18] feel the human emotions of being sad. I think if I think. I think he was just saying like
[06:13:24] oh I paid a billion dollars just saying like I paid a lot of money. Deep of it. Or look
[06:13:28] back at old videos or whatever like it gives you a really weird feeling in my stomach.
[06:13:32] Yeah, I think we were just talking about
[06:13:34] All the NDAs and stuff
[06:13:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[06:13:38] I'm not bad, because that time is so sensitive for me bro
[06:13:40] Like, because again, one thing I don't like is like
[06:13:42] I'm not new at this side of the NDA and like
[06:13:44] When they were trying to force me to get the money
[06:13:46] And I, they knew everything I was going through
[06:13:48] I don't know if Apex is too much, but
[06:13:50] I mean, they accept saying I don't see the problem
[06:13:52] It's on the NDA, what do you want us to do?
[06:13:54] And it's coming up bro, because
[06:13:56] They did not see a singular issue with them holding
[06:13:58] Money over my head
[06:14:00] and saying like, no, son, it's NDA or we're not giving you shit.
[06:14:03] Yeah, it's not the best, unfortunately, where we're at.
[06:14:07] Like, are we all ever giving the same room again?
[06:14:08] No, probably not.
[06:14:10] Like, I was gonna say maybe when someone dies,
[06:14:11] but I think even if someone dies, like,
[06:14:14] I don't know, it's everybody, like,
[06:14:15] I don't know, I can't tell you who would show up
[06:14:17] and who wouldn't.
[06:14:18] Some of us will never be able to get it
[06:14:19] out of our system, bro,
[06:14:20] because it's such a one-on-one experience.
[06:14:22] Like, I'll never get to be a kid again, right?
[06:14:25] So I'll never get to build my childhood dream
[06:14:28] as a kid and watch it from the fridge.
[06:14:29] You know, I have just a deep love genuinely for like phase everything to do phase all the people that were in it all the people that
[06:14:37] Supported it to sucks that most people are gonna remember it for the nastiness that kind of happened
[06:14:43] But like people that know know they feel that experience without that feeling that I'm talking about that
[06:14:47] I can't put into words
[06:14:48] No, and I like I love I just love connected people that have the same man feel
[06:14:53] And I'm sure a lot of people that are watching this are those people too
[06:14:56] So, you know, I'll be I'll be on the internet watching and figure out where to plug in like I said
[06:15:00] But yeah, nothing much to say, but thank you guys for having me on it and you know shout out to everybody that supported phase at any point
[06:15:07] I I appreciate it
[06:15:18] He covered
[06:15:22] He covered some of it he covered some of it
[06:15:26] Unfortunately, I can't say much, but I mean some of it's covered. Some of it is
[06:15:39] definitely covered in this video. Well, that's his opinion, you know, of this video.
[06:15:45] that's what he thinks happened. I'm sure he got, you know, dug a little bit to get this
[06:15:58] the info he got in here, but I can't really say much, can't really say much, man.
[06:16:09] Oh, just, yeah, here we go, yeah.
[06:16:36] No, I think y'all should have signed contracts.
[06:16:43] They invested in y'all.
[06:16:45] It's only right to give back to the company that boosted your career.
[06:16:49] This guy, someone's all.
[06:16:55] You need contracts.
[06:17:06] It's a fair opinion, brother. It's a fair opinion. It's a fair opinion. Me personally,
[06:17:18] giving back to the company that invested all that in my opinion was, you know, stuff like
[06:17:23] for a look-out.
[06:17:32] YouTube shoots.
[06:17:43] Shut up.
[06:17:49] Hey, look-out!
[06:17:50] Look-out, chat.
[06:17:51] I'm probably gonna hop off Russell's here,
[06:17:55] gonna plan some stuff out.
[06:17:58] I have a call for something with Vegas.
[06:18:02] And yeah, just gonna,
[06:18:07] I don't really have anything planned
[06:18:08] for the next couple of weeks, so.
[06:18:09] But we do have Vegas coming soon.
[06:18:11] I'm gonna talk to Silky, see if Silky's going.
[06:18:13] Maybe me and Silky can plan some shit out.
[06:18:16] But what's tomorrow?
[06:18:19] 24th
[06:18:27] Part-timer yeah, I'm a part-timer all part-time are a part-timer part-timer five every day part-timer WSWW's
[06:18:33] WSWW's don't miss a day part-timer part-timer part-timer
[06:18:38] Now I could really show you all part-timer for real I could really show y'all a part timer for real I
[06:18:42] Could really show you all part-timer for real
[06:18:45] but hey, I'ma get off
[06:18:47] Um and go plan some streams out. So I'm not just going live for my desktop and doing nothing for the next like month
[06:18:55] so gonna plan some some specific stuff out also some March madness stuff and
[06:19:02] Yeah, but I will
[06:19:05] See y'all next stream don't know when it's gonna be because you want to call me a part-timer
[06:19:10] So I'm gonna show y'all a part-timer, but I'm gonna be live soon. Don't be live soon now
[06:19:17] I'm the boss of this club
[06:19:19] I'm the tech job, looking for a job
[06:19:21] I'm the man
[06:19:23] We make money, I'll be your artist
[06:19:25] She will cash us in
[06:19:27] Back in the day, but
[06:19:29] Yo, hope is there
[06:19:31] Time to get saved, yeah
[06:19:33] Don't mind the hate, yeah
[06:19:35] She wanna get paid in my home
[06:19:37] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
[06:19:39] I do gravity above this Mars
[06:19:41] When I flow, give me tip and I'll get money
[06:19:43] Baby, let it live, no
[06:19:45] I just put a bitch on another nigga, huh?
[06:19:50] I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both
[06:19:53] All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
[06:19:56] When she want a teen chain, she disguise it as a post
[06:19:59] I forget to mean chain, she was mine before she yo
[06:20:03] She gon' eat the poochie like she cake
[06:20:05] All we do is fuck, we gon' bondation
[06:20:08] I know some young thug girls in that lake
[06:20:11] She just wanna pop a pill and go to space
[06:20:14] I do gravity above the stars on the Mars when I flow
[06:20:18] Can't be tripping out that money, it made me let a nigga come
[06:20:21] Gotta get used to this type of service, traveling through the bag though
[06:20:24] I just put a big chun by