Lacy
๐ฅ WHAT WE ON TODAY?? ๐ฅ SOLO ARC ๐ฅ REACTIONS & RANDOM IRL ๐ฅ LINKING WITH SKETCH ๐ฅ
02-24-2026 ยท 7h 06m
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How are we doing today y'all? How's everybody feeling today? How are we doing?
Um, Chad mode? What does that mean, Chad mode?
My hair is lowkey growing back nice, is it not? My hair is lowkey growing back with
a little curl, looking a little nice. Be honest, you guys were a girl as you fuck me.
You can be honest.
You can be honest.
No.
Hell no.
All right?
So you guys don't even think I look slightly like a little bit
attractive with my hair like this?
Get on Rocket League, buddy.
I just started streaming.
The fuck do you mean?
Get on Rocket League.
I just started.
Fat and fit.
Yo.
I got away.
I got to wait for Marlin to get back, dude.
I got to wait for Marlin to get back.
I would love to do Fat and Fit.
I got to wait for Marlin.
Marlin will be back soon and then Fat and Fit will be back.
Don't worry, don't even stress it.
Couple things that we do need to talk about, okay?
Couple things we do need to talk about.
First off, I did a lot of stream planning yesterday,
so March is looking very, very packed, okay?
March is generally looking very packed.
Excuses.
Wait, what's an excuse?
What's an excuse?
But first thing that we do need to talk about, okay?
And I honestly was thinking if I should even address this
or not, but I'm gonna be honest,
I'm gonna address it.
I'm gonna address it.
I'm going to, okay?
I'm going to talk about it.
I see y'all laughing, all right?
So, as you guys may or may not have seen
on Twitter the last couple of days,
there is a resurface clip going around
from about six, eight months ago.
And before I explain or talk about anything,
I wanna show y'all some of the DMs that I'm getting, okay?
Start off with a little simple watch your back pussy.
Okay.
There's a few, by the way, there's a few that I'm going to show you guys.
There's probably about 50 to 60 DMs just like this, okay?
Then there's another one.
Fuck you.
Fuck your entire existence.
Fuck your family.
Fuck everything you stand and live for.
You're a little bitch.
No amount of money will save you from that realization.
You'll come to a reckoning one day, I promise.
Until then, I wish the absolute worst on you and everybody you love.
Okay?
It's another one.
This guy hit me with a simple kill yourself.
Okay?
This guy, another kill yourself, you provide genuinely nothing to the world than being
a fat white retard who drags the rest of us down and tries and fails to be a, and
drags other races down.
Now, those are just three BMS.
You should see some of the other shit,
I'm not even gonna show it.
I've been told to drink bleach,
I've been told to jump off a building,
I've gotten my parents' address sent to me.
Whole lot of shit, bro.
All because of a resurfaced clip
from about eight months ago on Twitter.
Now,
I
I am going to do what I've always done, okay?
I'm going to do what I've always done.
I'm going to do what I've always done.
And one thing about me throughout my entire existence on social media, on the internet,
and in streaming is I've always said what I truly believe in at the time.
I've always been honest and transparent because I'm a real person
and I'm not going to fake a persona to please someone or some other people on the internet, okay?
So, I'm going to keep it very short. I'm going to keep it very simple.
This clip that's going around on Twitter was over a year ago, okay? It was over a year ago.
You can see in the clip completely different hair, completely different setup.
Like my setup was in a completely different spot. And it's resurfacing today.
Now, I learned a lesson, and I made a mistake,
and I've said this on stream multiple times.
I made a mistake to never bring politics to my stream.
I never should have done that.
I haven't been streaming for that long,
and it was during the talk of presidents
and what was going on,
and I made a mistake of bring politics to my stream.
I made a joke, and I shouldn't have made a joke straight up.
I know that now, and I'll never do it again.
But, like I said, the one thing I've always done is be transparent and be real for what I stand for and what I believe in.
Now at the time, I'm going to be completely honest. I grew up in Pennsylvania. My roommates in college had to make America great again, flag on my wall.
It's pretty much that simple. I was very heavily influenced by the people around me.
and I was and still am very uneducated
when it comes to politics.
I don't know politics.
Now, people try to make this a big black and white thing
where politics is black and white,
you're either this side or you're that side.
I don't think that's the case, right?
I truly don't.
I know what I stand for and what I believe in
and what I believe in is that
people should not hurt other people
and my beliefs, and I've said it multiple times on stream,
I support Palestine, it's free Palestine,
and it's fuck ice, okay?
It's that simple.
That's what I believe in,
and if you wanna hate on that and you don't like that,
then you don't have to support that,
but I will never sit there
and understand how other people can wish death
and threaten other people.
Have people threatened me, come to the house
because they have different beliefs over a clip
that I obviously made a mistake and should not have said
and should not have joked about
because I was very uneducated
and I still am very uneducated to this day.
But yeah, I don't think it's as black and white
as people make it and I don't understand.
I think the truth, the underlying issue
is that we use these sides and we use the politics
to pin each other against each other.
We're all humans.
We are getting pinned against each other
by the people who are eating babies,
the people who are sexually assaulting kids on an island.
And they use it as a ploy to say,
oh, you voted here, you support this person,
you support that person.
I don't think it's that black and white.
And like I said, I made a huge mistake
and was very heavily influenced by the way I grew up
and where I grew up.
And I brought that to the internet
and I should have done that.
And obviously over the last year and a half,
through things that have happened in the world,
seeing what's going on with ICE,
seeing what's going on with Palestine,
my beliefs, my views have changed.
Now, does that mean I support one side of support
the other?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
I just know what I support as a human
and hurting other people and hurting innocent people
is not in that description.
So that's all I'm gonna say about it.
And yeah, I'll probably get 10 more death threats in my DMs,
but it's fine, you know what happens.
But yeah, I just felt like I wanted to get that out of the way
because it's been really bothering me the last two days.
But yeah, W stream, I'm not ending stream.
Why do you think I'm ending stream?
I'm not ending trees.
Living we learn just play Fortnite.
What do you mean living we learn just play Fortnite?
I'm not playing Fortnite.
Now check, the reason I went live late today,
we were supposed to have a house tour.
It got canceled, but I completely finished the bike.
I went outside this morning and I got paint brushes,
and we painted all the little yellow parts on the bike
and then I did another thing, a clear coat.
So the bike is officially fully painted matte black
and it actually looks good.
I actually have a motorcycle.
I don't wanna hear shit about anybody saying
I don't have a motorcycle.
I, Lacey, have a motorcycle.
I actually do.
Let us see it, you will see it, you will see it.
But I'm pretty sure Sketch is pulling up today
and did Sketch get one?
He said he was getting one.
I don't know if he ended up buying it or not.
Let me see.
It's the cheer.
Yep, there's a red patch.
Is he here?
Is he scheduled to be at the fucking house?
Yes?
How?
Why is he here so early? I didn't even get to do reactions.
Bra! I didn't even get to do reactions.
Oh, I hear him beeping outside. Okay. I hear sketch beeping outside right now.
Is Marlin fooling the internet again?
What?
Quick do a reaction.
Stetches here already.
I didn't even get to fucking react.
Also that clip that y'all were sending in the comment about those kids, that wasn't
today by the way.
That's a that's a clip from a few days ago because in the driveway Darla's car is here and Darla's car hasn't been here
So that's not today. I don't know when that clip is from it must be from the day that they came quick race
Thank you for the five. Thank you appreciate you for the five
Check calm, okay
You low-key put me on did I dead ass put y'all on a Chabani yogurt
Fuck, Chad, what do I do, because now I'm low key sitting here thinking, dude.
Do I, do I just go with where, where are we in sketch going?
I don't even know what we're doing.
Quick risk.
Thank you for the five gifting.
reactions first. Sketch is bleeding outside. He wants to go bar hopping. I'm not going
bar hopping, bro. The Red Bull is gone, gang. No, it's not. Chad, my Vespa actually looks
tough. I'm not even getting my Vespa genuinely looks tough. He's outside.
Sketch wants to meet at Best Buy. What? He's calling you? No, he's not. He's not
calling me. I would see it in my phone.
Yeah, it's a motorcycle it is a motorcycle. I don't want to hear shit. I let you see having
motorcycle. Yes. Go see him, bro. The poor guys waiting outside.
Where is he going?
Call sketch.
He's leaving because you didn't answer.
Guys, he never called me.
I got it.
What?
I got the bike.
You got the bike?
Yes.
Okay, what are you doing?
I hunked outside your house and then Ron said to shut the fuck up.
My chance that you're going to Best Buy?
I don't know where I'm going. I'm just suddenly cruising. Do you want to chill?
Yeah, I'm down. Pull up on me.
I can't pull up on you.
No, but like come inside.
Come inside.
I don't know how to turn off this fight to be honest.
Like come in, like come in, come in, come.
Come inside, sketch.
Okay, I'm coming in.
Okay.
How is that a pause?
Yo, is everything to you guys a pause?
Hey, bro, I just wanna say you're looking less fat today.
All right, so here's,
you guys are going to happen, okay? You guys want to hear what's going to happen?
I did the trick, the internet method. So basically what I did was I shaved my head and if you're
a guy, you know that when you shave your head, it makes you look a little fatter, right?
It makes you look like you gained about 10, 15 pounds. In the meantime, I've been
on a diet, I've been in the gym and my hair is now growing back.
So in about two months, my hair will be fully grown back, I will be leaned down and I will
come on the stream and you guys will be like, damn, Lacey had a glow up, damn, Lacey looks
really good, Lacey looks sexy because I did it all in one motion where I shaved my
head and then hit the gym.
So in two months, you're going to see me with fully grown out hair, I'm going
lose another 10 pounds and I'm gonna look sexy as fuck and all of you guys are
gonna want to fuck me. It's facts! It's facts! Hey buddy, can you wear a skull cap
while your hair looks like a lesbian cut? So my hair looks like a lesbian cut
right now. Oh, it does. Oh, my God, you guys are hating. Wait, snow, you got your tap
I've got, go ahead and listen to me.
Yo JD, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo JD, I'm not gonna lie.
If you fucking put a shitty clip on the Lacey,
on the Lacey updates tweet I'm seeing right now,
and that's the one that goes out,
that Yoxic and people post, I'm going to be mad, bro.
I'm going to be mad JD.
I'm going to be mad.
If you didn't hit the important parts of what I said, and this is the clip that gets surfaced
around the internet, and it's a bad one, I'm going to be pissed.
Media on the internet and in streaming is I've always said that I truly believe in
at the time.
I've always been honest and transparent because I'm a real person and I'm not going to
fake a persona to please someone or some other people on the internet.
Sketch!
So, um, I should, I dare to fake.
Yo JD, I'm on the line bro!
Good clip, L clip, what's up sketch?
You switched your engines?
Yeah, why are you getting black?
It's sharp, man.
OK, fair enough, fair enough.
Dude, what do you want to do today?
Whatever you want to do bro, whatever you want to do,
I'm on whatever, I wasn't even going to go live to be honest.
And then I hit you up and you were like, oh yeah, let's go riding.
I want to ride with you. You should go riding. Let's go right. Do I have duct tape?
I have painter's tape
Why how did you mount yours?
Drug it. I don't even know
Where do you want to go? Yeah, where should we just go?
But you have what you can see my tenor you got a new car
Well, I got a Rolls Royce following us so you bought a Rolls Royce. No, I rented it. Oh, okay
That's different. It is different. I had to take you bought a Rolls Royce
No, I got a new car. I'll show you when I sex JDX mon because he pissed me off yo need
Like like how does JDX one fuck everything up fuck Katie
Fuck you fuck JD dude. He wants to go buy a bike
Wrong guns. I don't know maybe wrong
JD look at your phone
Intendantly I
Can I don't want to get it back to Texas. What do you mean? Yo chef, why don't you just move out here?
Texas?
But why don't you move here?
I feel like the better...
But is there actually a room in this place?
No, but I am going to be coming to Texas.
Actually, I'm going to just leave some there.
Why? There's like four things you do in Texas.
What are you doing with Senate?
What are you doing with Senate?
No, I can't say why I'm going to be in Texas.
Is it a big secret?
It's not really a secret.
Let's just say I'm going to be traveling a lot in the last two weeks of March
Texas is a lot of the place I'm gonna be going but
We gotta do this house. Yeah, maybe I might be on the side of your house. Did you get a helmet too?
Um, I'm sorry for the screaming. I can't hear shit in here to be honest. Oh
My god, how much did you spend just now?
$6,000 what bike did you get this law? Well, what's one? What would you get what you said? I spent
3500 what that's what he did chat roads orange
You got protection so if we ride around we can have one leading us from the
front where we want to go well you got it you got the good vessel we can always
swap we sketch you can swap did he say how many cc's yours is
I've heard cc's since I played Mario Kart I don't know. Oh brother okay. I'm afraid you might have sold me.
That's all I said. How much money have you spent around the month? You bought chains? A Vesta? A Rolls Royce?
Is that, you know, there's such thing as retail therapy
and I need to see my therapist.
Just say, okay, can I say over and under,
you're telling me how much you spent the last month?
Yes.
In the last 30 days, have you spent over
or under $100,000?
Over.
Over or under $150,000?
Over.
Come on, I mean, if I gave 2,000 viewers, we've got to celebrate some of that.
When you spent a hundred, do you have any, do you have 13,000 viewers?
Bro, buy a house.
I'm going to be honest, I've spent over, I've spent over 120K in the last three days.
Two in one?
I bought two Bitcoin.
That's an investment though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I bought something, I bought two full bitcoins and I'm going to buy more too.
Uh, no, Gigi trust me chat I got I have I have I got insider knowledge to get
Bitcoin now I got it as I think wait what is it I know what do you
need Lacey's industry I got it I got it at 66,000 but it's probably gonna draw
Bitcoin 64,000. Oh fuck I shouldn't have bought anything look it's it's the
lowest it's the lowest it's been in the last year what's those yet what's that I
I got I got I got 26 cents what's it at you can't say that yes chat there's no
what do you mean you can't say that there's no like you can't get insider
trading on fucking Bitcoin dude well that's not insider chain someone someone
who knows about crypto just told me that something about something about a
I don't even know that means something about something about bitcoins gonna go up
You know the difference between bull and bearish is no well. Yeah, what is it bull means going up?
But do you know why it's not a bear run? Maybe no bear bear runs when it's going down
Yeah, that's what that's you know what they call bear though. No, there's a bear strikes down a bull strikes up
Okay, but not chat my prediction is that Bitcoin is going to go down to like
40,000 and then it's gonna go up in a couple months, and then if you buy Bitcoin and it'll be rich trust me
I'm gonna buy like 20 Bitcoin, I'm gonna be rich!
That's the one year chart?
Yeah, this is the one year chart, look at this.
It's the lowest it's been in the last year.
Look at the last five years, since 2024,
it's the lowest it's been right now.
I like it.
I like it too.
I'm buying some,
seems like it's the best.
your return your best but I don't know do you want to go cruising I'm down to go
riding yeah I want to ride listen here's what I say that's do you know I don't
know yeah I've everything I'm gonna be honest I can't ride mine for another like
15 minutes so okay it's dry it's drying I painted it you want to see my best
but look like when I first got it you see Lacey best but yeah what do I
search in anybody have a picture when I first bought my motorcycle
You Google yourself and Vespa. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to say. Don't Google me
What happens when I Google you?
This is what my bike looked like when I first got it. Hey, what are these?
These are Warfarm pictures? What's Google them? No, this is just I don't know what this this is what my Twitter community posts
What are you guys put like what is this bro? Holy fuck Marlon got that?
Oh, there's me as a kid nice
It's, um, okay, somebody's posting alcohol, that is so sick, rad, right on, um, does anybody
have a picture of my, wait, my best friend, is that Vanellanace?
Where?
No, wait, do they edit you as Vanellanace or something?
That?
That looks like someone put your, that's it, I'm not saying that as a gig of Vanellanace,
I think someone like makes all stays together. That was me two years ago
Why are you wearing makeup? I'm not
All right, here's here's a picture of me
That's not my best but Levitron. Fuck you dude. That's your best. No
That's a piece of shit right here. See it does come up when I search it up
Look, this is what I got it when I look like when I first got it
That's a chat for getting me this call.
Look, it was a yellow.
And you saw what it looks like outside now.
Yes.
Happy birthday.
Thank you, sketch.
Don't worry, Ed.
What'd you get me?
Um, ketchup caps.
Those are mine.
Would you get me for a birthday sketch?
Do you want to go shopping or something?
Uh, where at?
Where at?
I don't know.
You got me a true love?
What do you do for 15 more minutes?
Honestly, I'm just going to sit here and chop it up with you until my mic's dry, and then
we can go riding.
Where should we go?
Chad, let's let the Chad pick where we're going to ride to.
Chad, where should we go?
You should go to Hall of Repulvure.
How far is that?
Do you have a lead car?
I'm going to go to the 5th house.
Oh, yeah, look here.
The strip club, okay.
The strip club, that would be sick.
It's right next to Oliver Boulevard, what's up here?
Hollywood Boulevard is...
I have a way to get rid of this Vespa
or have a way to ship it to my house
so if you wanna write it when I'm gone.
Oh yeah.
Well, you're gonna leave it here?
We'll take care of it.
Wait, so, okay, so can we talk?
Did you just buy a Vespa for one day?
I'm gonna get it back.
But you can use it until it can't ship for three weeks.
So you got me a Vespa for my birthday.
For three weeks he'd actually have Vespa, so you and your friends can ride around.
Is that a good one?
Okay, sure.
Oh, fuck it, I'll take it.
Hollywood Boulevard, if you avoid highways, is a 26-minute drive.
It's not bad at all.
It's what real cruising is.
Chad, did we do it?
Is that too long?
Wait, Jinxie paid for it?
I made him pay for half of it.
Jinxie paid for half of your Vespa?
I got his dad to pay for half of it.
Okay, okay actually so you only spent $3,000.
Well I haven't asked for the money yet, but in theory that's how the deal is gonna work.
Oh okay, we got it.
We would have done this, but stays in my house, he rides it whenever he wants to.
Okay, okay, we could go to, we could go, ooh chat, Rodeo's a little risky.
Why, are we getting robbed there?
No, it's just you gotta go through the hills.
How far is that?
or is that?
You're a day old's 23 minutes.
Hollywood Boulevard is 46.
Check, what do you think Hollywood Boulevard or Regale?
Or we could go to, where else could we go, Jack?
The Hollywood sign.
The fucking Hollywood sign,
you fuck what we're gonna do there?
We're not taking a Vespas to Compton!
By the way, you can drink a drive on Vespas
because they're not,
they don't even go over 60 miles an hour.
Is, are you drunk?
No, not true.
Not yet.
I don't think that's how it works.
How long do you live on a Vespa?
A few days.
But I don't think you can drink and drive on a Vespa.
Google it.
How many beers can you have while driving a Vespa?
So, one beer, per out.
Wait.
So he can have a beer an hour and still drive a Vespa?
Yes!
Bro, let's go get like a Apache or something.
There's no way!
There is a way.
You sip a little bit, you drive a little bit.
So, he has a strange, a strange, strange.
You want to take our Vespas to the bottom.
We're going to drive for Hollywood.
I want everyone to see us as we ride around like pimps.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know how much attention we're going to get when we're wearing these elements?
A lot.
A lot.
I have my jet set.
I look like Brad Pitt when I put this thing on.
The side profile?
Look at Brad Pitt racing.
What the hell about that?
So you think you look like Brad Pitt with a helmet on?
What the fuck?
You didn't think it was Matt Damon.
No, it's Matt Damon.
Who's in a racing movie?
It's Brad Pitt.
He's in this movie, no?
I mean, that is suck, look formula one,
we're talking about something where you wear one of these.
Did you get a pimp helmet?
What's a pimp helmet?
Something other than just black?
I have a purple helmet.
It's pimp.
Purple helmet, and I have a red one too.
Probably gonna wear the red one.
Wait, do I have a red one?
Yeah, I'm gonna wear the red one.
I have two, I have a purple and a red.
I'm trying to get it.
You can't drink while driving,
but you can drink one an hour
and drive after the drink is gone.
That just doesn't seem right.
We can get wings and beer.
Let's fill your wings and beer.
One beer.
So you want to go take our bikes.
You want to go get chicken wings.
Yes.
OK, where?
We're at Dao Drive.
We have the best chicken wings in the world.
Now, Dao Drive has good chicken wings?
Usually there's a wingstop right next to the Gucci store.
I haven't been there in a while.
Wingstop.
20 minutes away.
What a wing stop.
Fuck that!
No, okay.
Put up Buffalo Wild Wings.
Mr. Police?
Buffalo Wild Wings?
What's that?
20 minutes away.
Where's your torch?
This way?
Let me see.
Where's, what did I see?
Buffalo Wild Wings is washed?
How is Buffalo Wildwood go to Twin Peaks?
I don't think they have Chas Hooters.
You wanna go to Hooters?
No, I haven't even told my girlfriend
that I bought a fucking motorcycle yet.
Do they have Hooters in LA?
What's that place?
What's that place that has wind?
They do have a, oh they know, it's only in Long Beach.
But they went, they fired, they taught chapter 12, whatever it's called.
Go to Booby Trap.
What is Booby Trap?
Oh, that's one of the best places in the world.
Jesus East.
Wait, what's that one place?
Are we close to another house?
Sorry, I don't, you know, is that like a trigger word or anything?
I keep saying that.
trap isn't a strip club okay because I'm not going to a strip club I have a
girlfriend I'm not going to a ship club either
well that's crazy dude, you know, he's full of stuff, spied up, spied up, check your email bro, check your email bro, check your email, check your email
where is it, where is the old outside?
is it please, I don't even know, I don't know, L, L, asked Ron to go with you guys he's lonely and sad
Okay, stumble Roberto
Lucifer's pizza
If Ron wants to come he's more than welcome to come he can he could ride on my back. Is it fat birds?
No, wait, he can't
He could bite me Rose Royce
No, but that's boring
Ron has to ride on the back
Well, then make it be right on the back and then drew can ride in the Rolls Royce. Yeah, like he's drew
You have it in your back?
You're lying.
No, drew it on my back.
I wouldn't have bought that thing if I knew it was a two-seater.
Wait, you have it as one-seater?
Call Klicks. For what?
Do you see anything in here?
Jeff, where do we go?
Why are you guys saying to call Klicks?
What are you saying?
I don't understand.
Because you're watching without noise.
It's your licks, one FNCS.
That's you.
Bro, that is you.
What?
He's talking, he might be talking about you, that is you.
I know that's me.
I'm not even joking.
Okay, I'm gonna figure something out.
But all the milks, all the milks in the chat.
Wait, I feel weird calling you guys the milks.
All the milks?
All the milk cup competitors in the chat?
On God.
Wait, Ron wants to buy a Vespa.
Okay, so what about this chat?
What if we ride to the shop?
Get another one.
Ron buys a Vespa, then we all take our Vespa's
and go get food and beer and a beer and a sketch.
You can have one.
It's a TOS.
I'm not going to drink a beer.
I'm personally sketch.
I'm locked in right now on my diet,
which means no beer, no alcohol.
I'm fully locked in, starting again today,
but I've had a little couple of awful,
I've had a couple of drinks.
You think I'm getting weight?
You think I'm getting weight?
No, you look great.
I've had like I've had a little cheat week. I'm gonna lie to you guys. I've had a little cheat week
No, my girlfriend
Isn't it sick?
She got me to fight me too in his Balenciaga bracelet
What?
Ron said he's not going, Ron doesn't want to go?
Is he scared of moverset?
I don't know dude, I don't know.
You're saying W. Darla.
Ron doesn't want to go?
Have you seen this?
Tongue, tongue, tongue is coming to Fortnite.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Oh, brothers!
I don't even know who this is.
You don't know personally or you don't know who he is?
What do you mean, do I know him personally?
Let me ask you a question.
Do you know who Mia Felifa is?
No.
Who's that?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, good.
We'll talk about just seeing people if we're going to be honest or stream or not.
Yo!
I guess there's going to be a tum-tum-tum skin in Fortnite.
Who is Mia Felifa?
I don't know, I think it's something you can order like in a Mediterranean restaurant.
Chat about five more minutes and then we can go.
Oh my God, did it happen that fast?
Bro, listen, I'm never going to do it.
What? Your column's that fast?
Sketch getting too many beers. He has a dad bond.
No, don't worry, watch this. Watch this.
Anybody who wants to join the Twitter column,
I'm gonna open it up right now. We're until 9.5 K members. I'm gonna be opening it
Yeah, I locked the calm and then we kick people were inactive, but I'm gonna open it up right now
How do you know if they're at it? It's open. I have my mom's go through it. I have my mom's go through it
Yeah, here it is here it is here it is open until 9.5 K do not join if you're not gonna be active in it
Why are you all saying L-spin, you guys are annoying.
How close are they joining 8.8?
Hold on.
Then don't go through it.
I do go through it.
Did you call them?
Stop.
Okay.
400 more people.
400 more.
That's a fact.
And they say you bought.
They're all about to freeze them.
Okay.
About 200 more people
Bro what?
You can give that many people
Stop saying yo
Oh you guys got tap-taps
Punch has a friend
They can put a tap-tap on it
Of course
Do you like them?
You don't love them
Thanks bro
Sagan took half of them so
Alright chat, last call
I'm not about to close it
Do not join if you are not active
You will just get kicked, okay?
L-spin
Stop saying L-spin
Fuck you, fuck you
Okay, all right sketch. Are you ready to ride? Where are we going?
Dude
This is your city. This is my city. This is my city. That's why I came in to check in with you
I didn't just buy a motorcycle and then just get to catch you on the side
Chad, what do I do? Where do we go?
Rodeo
We can go to Rodeo if you want. I'm gonna be honest. I'm a little terrified to go with the Vespa through the hills
We're gonna have someone blocking with us the roadways
No, I'm just we're not crashing while making those twists and turns
We get better and better or we go to Hollywood Boulevard and we try to get on the red carpet
I think there's a red carpet up there at the Dolby Center
doing what? I don't know, me and Neon got in at one time. You just have to have a camera and it's really, really, yeah, act like you're somebody.
There's actually a red carpet in there, yeah? I don't know what it's for. Look up Dolby's Center.
There's also a David Buster's there. This? The Dolby Theater?
It's just, this is your city.
All they do is they shut off and they're planning for something.
Fuck it, so you saw it?
Yeah, I just always go to Hollywood Boulevard.
What's wrong with the chat, chat, what's happening?
Oh, holy fuck.
I'm gonna beat Jacob, what's that?
Go to Ron, go Ron, Ron, Ron.
Holy shit.
What is, is he okay?
I don't know, I don't know.
I hope he's all right.
He was choking on something
and you just thought it was a joke.
Nah, I feel like he's fine.
He's probably not choking on nothing.
All right, I'm gonna close the conversation.
You got Demi Pew to join your phone right now?
Yeah, yeah.
Chat, last call, I'm closing in,
I'm closing it, I'm closing it, I'm closing it.
Last call.
Last call, all right.
Drew!
Are you ready?
Yeah.
This is a clean in the corner.
Yeah.
I guess you want to open some?
Open some, I'm down.
We have some?
TOS. What's TOS?
Terms of service.
No, I know what TOS means. I'm saying, what did we do that's TOS?
We're not getting a beer, guys. That was a fucking joke.
What's he looking at? I don't know, but Ron's fine. I don't know what the chat's saying. Ron, Ron, Ron's crying. He's fine.
All right. So, Jack, should I get a biker jacket?
Oh, you know how tough I'm going to look with a biker jacket?
Drill!
Drill!
This thing's not on its table.
Every person who comes here on my stream falls
because of this chair.
No, what are you saying?
Is it missing a leg?
Is it missing a leg?
Yes.
Bro, I wonder, I was like, hold on.
Can you bring down my black biker jacket?
What the fuck are you doing?
Thank you.
I got hurt.
I got hurt.
I got hurt.
Let's get you out.
Out.
Out.
No way.
Okay.
Dude, this was a genius idea, by the way.
Thank you, Ralph.
I'd like to invest, except I've spent all my money on a chain that I probably shouldn't
wear.
I don't know.
You know, the other day, I was like, am I trying to be a rapper?
Because I look like a douchebag.
And that's why I look like a bus block.
Let's see what you get and let's see what I get.
Do you protect the box or what do you do?
Oh, if you want to.
Slime guy hold.
OK.
I got TCO1.
Bro, this guy's sick.
You got virus.
Virus.
You got virus, Shat.
Virus.
I like virus better than TCO1 personally.
Let's get to one.
Soon.
Soon.
All you gotta do is find a deal of Wonder Woman
and took glasses on.
There's Wonder Woman.
What, do you bring down my leather jacket?
Thanks.
That's your biker jacket?
Yeah, it's in the bag.
You fucking this jacket I got on?
Yeah, it's up in here.
Oh, that's Yaga?
NBA, NBA.
Yeah, here's my biker jacket, chat.
Do I look tough?
Is it Batman, too?
Yeah, it's Batman.
It's a Batman biker jacket.
Who the fuck do you get?
If you say so, I'm going to be jealous.
Did Charlie give you that too?
No, that's what I'm gonna let.
What, I mean, I leave LA for one month
and I come back and you're living like a friggin' pebb.
This is it.
Get leather pants too and gloves?
Where are my gloves at?
You got gloves?
They have it at the investment store.
They do?
You got them pants too?
I mean, it might as well, right?
Or you like the camo pants?
I need a bow stick.
You wearing for protection?
I got it.
Mr. 142.
Fuck you.
You had 140 cans, right?
Yeah, I had 140,000 viewers, two days ago.
Appreciate you, man.
I ate 1,700 two days ago.
Oh, no, you can just go on the thing, it's fine.
I'll just ride it.
Yeah, I will.
You can ride on the bike.
Let's go!
Let's go.
Chad, are you ready to ride?
Who'd say me?
You ready to sketch?
Of course, Brad.
He's sick.
We're ready to ride, Chad.
I'm a little scared, but who'd be scared?
They don't want to dig.
If we're going to die, we're going to die fast.
I actually get terrified when I'm the best of them.
It is a little bit shaky.
I'm not going to lie.
It's very, it's terrifying.
I want to see yours, though.
Hold on, I got to get my, uh, I got to get my, uh, I got to get my, uh,
I got to get my, uh, I got to get my, uh, I got to get my, uh, I got
If we're gonna die, we're gonna die fast.
I actually get terrified, but I'm the best of them.
It is a little bit shaky, I'm not gonna lie.
It's very, it's terrifying.
I wanna see yours though.
Hold on, wait, I gotta get my,
I wanna see yours, get top of the tree.
Hey guys.
L.A. Sissy Boy, pregame, VMs, tweet, 50 miles an hour.
15 miles an hour.
What's up, guys? I love y'all. The thumbs are the best.
And I like, I love y'all. Y'all always showed me love, always been nice.
And it's great to see y'all again. I miss y'all.
And now we have, what?
That's where the camp is mounted?
You're a fucking genius.
That's the one who's the best? Yeah!
That's the smartest thing I've seen all day.
Chad, do y'all want helmet cam today?
What did you do that?
I drew it.
Is that your answer for everything so far?
Drew, how the fuck did you do that?
You just drew it in.
Uh, how do you do that?
Oh, it sticks.
Wait, how do I make it so...
Like, grippy.
What are you trying to do?
Mask, man.
What are you trying to do?
Oh, no.
It looks like you have a massive tomato on here.
Wait, can you just do it and get the phone on it?
Yeah, y'all on Helmicam, right?
I didn't get the phone on it.
I'll connect the mic to it later.
Helmicam's pretty sick.
Because then you can look around and see everybody.
Yeah, thanks.
Mom, change tent to biker day with sketch.
Some random shit.
Hotbox later.
We're riding until the wheels fall off on the top, okay?
You know what I'm saying?
Look at these.
Are you taking a picture of me?
What? Are you using Snapchat?
Well, is something taking a picture of me?
No, no, that's fine.
Why is it so dark?
Honestly, when I move, I think I decide that when we move, I'm going to pay extra to get
the master.
You should.
You should.
You need that never mind.
These are not skinny jeans!
These are not skinny jeans?
I was going to say...
ROCK OUT MOTHERFUCKER!
I'm going to go...
What's that band?
Those are not skinny jeans.
These are?
bad way. And that's great. Hold on, check it out.
Yeah. Those are Jason's for sure. No, they're not. I feel like I look good like I'm really
a biker. I just need my gloves. I gotta find my gloves.
I put them
This is this is to a comfortable chair chat right there helmet out of ten now
Wagon vibes
Officer sketch that's literally what the dude at Vesco said he said I look like a cop
I was like, I don't think that's a good thing.
You won't be pulled over.
You don't need gloves.
You're right the best, but not a fucking decoy.
Yeah, mine goes fast.
Mine goes 65 miles per hour.
Mine goes 67 miles an hour.
That's faster than mine.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Just kidding.
I haven't tried it yet.
I just want to say to everybody in the chat, it's 2026.
If you drink water out of a plastic model, you're a bitch.
You are God you are a bitch if you are in 2026 drink your water out of a plastic bottle
Get you get your money up not your funny up. I like other people. I like how that one guy retweeted
That one guy who had to retweet that was awesome
Dude, this is I like your chat because it's so fast it stimulates you
Same shit if you get if you got a moped like you're a bitch
you. Here we go! Here we go! You make me hard. What? I'm reading the
chance. Eddie called her sub. Fine, thank you for the sub. Let's go! Ready? Ready, sketch?
Lift fast, die hard.
Let's fucking do it, baby.
Let's fucking do it.
Do we look sick?
What a backpack makes me lose aura.
No, it does. It looks like we're fucking assholes.
Drew Bikers, have you ever pointed out more?
I'm just gonna make some trash morts.
Can we move the board?
Trash morts. Can we move the board?
Yeah.
I'm gonna
You look chopped how
Sure, yeah, can they see the bike
No, but can they see the bike how
How can they not see the bike
If it's on my head, how can the chat not see the bike?
Look at the contraption sketch has.
Can the chat see the bike now?
It looks good, doesn't it, chat?
Oh my God, the keys.
Oh my God, the keys.
No, the keys.
Let's get up on that here, shall we?
Yeah sir, I got a sick ass bike now motherfuckers!
Oh, this is the this is the
roles. Check. Can you guys see
me? Or can you guys see?
Can you do it?
Open it up.
Are you nervous for
I'm not sure.
I've read him a list of you.
Let's see.
Come on.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes.
Yes! Yes!
How do I get it to say in, Drew?
We're saying F.
You see a lot of acid inside that mic, but where do you hear it?
I don't know.
I'm pissed at that guy in the back.
Let's run, motherfucker!
The mic sucks. I don't know what you want me to do, bro.
Yeah, I can turn voice cancellation off, but it's gonna be windy.
I fuck you so good, you say my name!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Why do the brakes sound like that, is that normal?
You need brake fluid?
How do I get brake fluid?
Wait, is it 91?
Uh, Drew, how do I get the phone out of the thing?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the guy said it's 91.
Okay this is how you loosen it.
It's not diesel.
It doesn't say if it's 91 or not.
Oh, hold on, block it if you ever need it.
I'm doing 91, Shad how do I know how much to fill it up with?
Uh, Jack?
No way I have to hold this.
Sketch!
It's not working.
Ew!
How do I do this?
You know how to do this?
Oh my god, I'm coming out of the- oh no, Gigi's to the pain.
GG to the fucking pigs!
I don't know.
Oh, they also told me to leave out that.
What?
Um, don't overfill it.
But how would it be overfilled if it was...
Let's denounce this damn...
What?
No way a jet one jet no way the tank is one gallon
So what do I do?
Yeah, but how do I get that out?
Dude, can you get some paper towels or something?
Oh wait, hold on.
How do you get a medal like that?
Oh, come on, come on.
This is like a GoPro one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Please.
Are you washing something?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, please.
I'm gonna get the shit out of you.
What do I do if it's failed?
Apparently one gallon is more than the whole tank.
That doesn't sound right at all.
Put the cap on? Yeah, but it's too over filled. I gotta get it out.
It's fine, okay.
I'm kind of scared to turn it on though.
It's not even full!
Is it good, Shat?
Bro, I don't know how to tighten my helmet.
Like am I just sped or what?
See, it just gets loose!
And the chat can't even see!
You're a verified retard?
Okay, fuck you.
And Jews just fucking smunching down gummies, bro.
Yo, sketch, you know how to tell you to helmet?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
King of LA on his domain on his bike that's why he called me the king Jesus Christ
can't you have a duct tape helmet dude you keep talking about some periods
chat are we ready let's go
That's right mother fucker
How do I turn here?
Oh no there's a bunch of kids coming, GGs, GGs, bunch of kids are coming across the
street
We gotta go!
Follow me!
Let's run!
Hello.
It's like a bottle.
I don't like cars on the rally, bro.
Let's ride!
Can I squeeze that? Can I squeeze that? Can I squeeze that?
Fuck!
I can't squeeze that, Stedge. I cannot squeeze that.
Yeah, I'm saying I can't screw through there
Turn signal I
Don't really understand how turn signals work on these bikes, but it's fine
Wait, are we going to be on a busy road?
Yeah!
We're riding!
Yo rubs, put a GTA, put a GTA graph on the screen.
And put mission one, go to Hollywood Boulevard.
You're playing GTA, IRL!
Oh shit.
Oh fuck, that big ass bump.
For you!
I got something in my eye!
Something's in my eye!
Squeeze Lacy, squeeze Lacy, squeeze Lacy!
I'm gonna kill you.
Let's run!
Holy 40,000 hours right now.
Fuck it, what the fuck am I gonna cycle?
Yeah, sketch!
It goes fast, right?
Wait, why are we going on the busiest road?
Why are we going on the busiest road?
No! Fuck no!
What the fuck are you doing to me?
What the fuck are you doing to me?
Ahhhh!
We're fuckin' ridin'!
You look sick!
You look sick!
Fuck, good callin' sketch.
I can't tell.
Don't shout right? People probably think we're so fuckin' cool.
Come on turn green all right sketch. This is actually like the busiest one right here. This one is very busy
Okay, yeah
This light turn green
Yeah
Wait, what should we do now on Motorcycle Gang?
Can this turn green?
There it is.
Let's go, Sketch.
We're in my lane!
Sketch, we're in my fucking lane!
Fuck the fuck, Sketch!
You're in my lane sketch you're in my fucking lane
Fuck sketch
It's going so slow, there's a fucking car. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's get stuff
We gotta get up.
We gotta get up.
We gotta get up.
Why did he park in the middle of the fucking road?
Hold on to that.
Oh my god.
Sketch, you're holding up.
This guy is holding up all the traffic in LA.
I know, I know, Sketch.
Sketch, you gotta go.
Oh my God, that is actually terrifying.
That is certainly terrifying, right?
Why do you guys fucking do an SRO park in the middle of the road?
Two weeks, six hours, minutes since you've been pleased, so please.
Oh, she got to change song a little bit.
Oh, shit.
Go, sketch.
Go.
It's a new show girl.
Why didn't traffic just go up?
Oh my god, that was way too safe for me, Jack.
Is that a real fucking GTA-IRL?
I have an inch on my head and I don't know what to do.
I have a really bad inch and trying to eat your brain out of my shape in my head, but it's not working.
Alright, hi.
Oh my god, Steph.
Let's make up!
Fuck, fuck, fuck! That's not my body! That's not my body! That's not my body! That's not my body!
I'm a fake demon, I'm a fake demon, I'm not Streets Lacey! That's not my body at all!
No, yellow light!
That's not my body, Shat! I had your itch now!
Champion, smile, fake ass demon.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I don't know how I feel about turning, like, like, when I lean side to side it feels like
it's not an illusion that I'll fall off or some shit, Jack.
I hope this doesn't sound normal!
Holy shit, this is the farthest I've ever driven on a sketch!
I need them I need like banger songs, bro. Like give me like this year right here
All right, that's here we go
Oh my god, he's such a fucking war
On a highway, I'm getting out of there.
Oh fuck, what is that?
I'm not going, why do I pay 50% taxes on my phone?
If the roads are fucking close enough!
Yes!
No!
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
It's green. Let's go.
Let's ride.
Let's ride!
Chad, to be honest, you all want a motorcycle when you're older?
Not going to lie, Jen, this is kind of making me want to get the BMW 1000 horse power one.
Should I just calm it and say, okay.
What am I going to die for?
Oh, this is going to be fine.
This is just going to launch you away from me and fly.
Oh, look at this!
I value my life too much!
Oh, and I know the Texas called me a fuckin' LA-60.
Why is he not...
Why is he so caught playing all fast?
He's not about his life.
Six o'clock.
How's it going fellas?
What? Oh my god sketch little pit stop in and out. It's right there sketch.
I'm down. In and out pit stop chatting abs not a match out at all. How do we get there though?
Uh, might have to bust a little Ui.
Here we go with this sad ass music in the back.
Okay, sketch just for planes.
Oh.
Thank you.
Wait, bites are fun.
Why are we going through and trying?
Sketch!
No drive-thru!
Come on.
Wait, do we have to have a parking spot?
Oh, we get a double park right here.
Let's double park, double park, double park.
Yo, bike's your lid!
What?
What?
Let me see the chat man.
How are we feeling chat? How are we feeling?
This is some new movement tech on God.
ready you drive like a bitch it's my
second time driving child let me be bro
let me be where's Drew
Oh, wait, can y'all even hear the music at all right now?
Yeah.
Wait, y'all keep deadass hear the speakers when we're driving?
Oh shit, we're all from the Evergut.
What?
That's on your head?
Alright, Jeff, first up, we are at In-N-Out.
Let's go.
Which, do y'all even know what we're trying to do?
We're trying to sneak into a red carpet event.
Hello?
Hello?
How's it going?
Do you remember the death burger?
The death burger?
What's that?
What is that?
Oh, remember?
You came in email and you were like, I want a death burger.
That was here?
Yeah.
No, you have me.
Hi.
Can I please do a, I'll do a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
I'll do a, a,
a,
a,
Capriccio 3x3,
uh, protein style mustard fried
with no onions.
Yes, please.
I'll take the whole, I'll take the whole pickle.
No, thank you. Just uh, just uh, a drink, please.
Yes.
Uh, yeah, I'll have it for you. You want anything?
Um, can I get the cheeseburger, animal style with french fries? Please.
Um, uh, uh, root beer, please?
Thank you, please.
True?
I was hoping you'd say, no, I'm not hungry. I just ate a bag of candy.
How do you a double-double with no tomato sauce?
Yeah, look there.
You're riding?
You're like a lot of like, fall over?
How do you get the fast ones going if that works?
I'm going to get the mic on.
I'm going to get the mic on.
I'm going to get the mic on.
I'm going to get the mic on.
I'm going to get the mic on.
You're like, it's just, like,
I'm going to get the mic on.
That's a good tie-up.
Thank you.
I'm here.
I didn't know that my bike feels like it's not fall over when I argue.
Fine, I won't take me here.
He still got a beard.
Are we actually going to see these all the time?
I'm pretty dry, Joe.
Joe didn't know we were gonna be late.
So who?
Who's the other Wallace?
Are you the other Wallace?
Who's the other Wallace?
Maybe.
Maybe.
All you're supposed to link up with him?
This is just a podcast.
Wait, don't get your several Wallace from me.
Do you know how late is it?
I don't want you to miss your podcast, but from me?
But do we need to go bigger?
I'm not a good guy.
Look at him.
Where are you going with my bags?
You know what we're taking out.
You know what we're taking out?
You're not nice.
I love this.
So take a seat.
You like working me?
I've got to get a little bit more skilled in back.
I want Ron to get Ron.
You can use mine.
Let me store it in my good place until I get it back up.
So you'll let Ron use yours.
Oh wow.
Why?
Is he gonna crash it?
The first day of Lacy got his, Ron wanted to jump in across the pool.
Chad, that's really cool.
I got a text about that, I got a text, that my manager got hit up and Supreme might send me the Supreme Spider-Man text.
Tell me that one, I'll be tough.
Yes, 89.
I'll see if we go straight for a point each later after I get a scene.
No, I'll tell you what, you go to your broadcasts and I'll go back to my house and we act for a little bit.
And when you meet up with me, we skip the bikes, we go to a smoke shop, we get lead and then we get fried.
Yes, we're in a fucking life.
You know that.
You thought you got a dream date with me?
Wait, how am I going to get that?
What are you doing?
You're riding with me.
Oh, are you the camera?
or you can uh, you have a little wiggins?
I was over there.
Don't you need to go to the podcast?
Never.
You can be sure.
But you can take me to the wrong job.
How far is the podcast?
It's only five minutes.
Oh, that's not bad.
That's not bad at all.
Don't go all the way down.
They're saying if you have legs, you can walk.
You can walk. I guess I'm walking all the way down.
Right, taking a shirt.
Like what? Taking a shirt.
Are you with shotgun?
I don't know. It's not that long.
I don't know where you're going.
Lacing, not going to lie the way the sun's getting in here.
It gives you a golden glow.
No wonder girls are always trying to suck your dick.
Should I stop, bro?
Oh my gosh, we might not even have to go to a snow shop.
I have two safety rules words from a person.
Did he vote him?
Yes.
We're safety.
Hello there.
I play Marvel rivals, and that's probably watching the word out.
Jason's at home.
Marlin's at a fashion show.
show. It's kind of weird. I got invited to go to a fashion show in Europe, but they
They didn't want me to walk the fashion show, they just wanted me to swim and go in.
Do you want a size model? What do you do?
I'm not a front size model.
You look great.
You look really skinny.
Drew, are you going to work out, Drew?
Yeah, this fucking job, I eat.
I've been working out.
Do you like that?
You look like you're working out.
I look like I've been eating.
Shlory looks like he's been working out.
Yes, bro, I go to the gym.
You tell people straight and shit.
I'm a part of that and shit.
It's me and Marlin, or me and Marlin are fit, and then Jesus is fat.
What's that?
I love you with all my heart.
Thank you, man. I appreciate you. I love you.
Appreciate you, man.
On the highway!
She wouldn't go back a lot.
A biker bar? That's not a bad idea later tonight.
No, you didn't say it.
No, I passed out.
You don't care about this.
I'm down to go to a biker bar. You guys are going to die?
No, don't get sick.
Wait, why is that a bad idea, Jack?
Because we're glad to be gone. No one will look at us.
Wait, going to a biker bar on Vespas is an instant ass kicking?
What's the Hell's Angels?
Um, yeah, it's a, um, it's a, it's like, a man's book club, except for a book club with
people.
Here's your son's anarchy?
No.
Here's my son's anarchy.
You ever see porn in the new black?
I watched it on my mom.
Um, is that the one with the laser in prison?
No.
No, I never watch what you do.
I watch God.
I watch.
I watch.
Ron?
Ron Schruin.
What is Ron doing?
Oh, he's eating.
Do you know what he's eating?
Do you know what he's eating?
What?
Yeah, what's your nice neighbor's syllable time?
What you're gonna tell him all the time?
I'm breaking that thing.
That's a fair, that's a fair.
Where's the prawnos?
It's a prawnos.
The prawnos, what do you think it's a prawnos?
The burgers.
They're literally at that, yeah.
Here, what's a prawnos?
It's a 90, what, 50K so to be much.
Am I not happy?
Not part of the mafia?
No, it's a prawnos, that is.
I don't even know what that is.
I can't really say too much about the Mafia, I can't really say too much.
Yeah, I'm ready to run and see!
That's us. Let's get him. You got to go and get him up.
You got to get him up.
You know what he'll hack me?
You got to work.
That's it.
Awesome.
Chef, can you open the brab one?
I'll set it on one, too.
I'll wait down.
little healthy meal chat now you help me meal the chat
wrong update screen what is that? Which one is different?
This one is mine. Right you have onions? I don't know I need to put any same or style.
So I have to do it right now. Yeah I'm ready for it please.
At least I'm making it the best I can. I love him to me as he's right here in the sun.
What do you mean this is not helping? It's literally a salad with meat.
What do you mean this is not helping? It's literally a salad with meat.
But look who is back.
What?
You're being back, man.
You were meeting up with a little guy from the house.
I'm gonna go back to the house, hang out with Ron for a little bit, and then...
I'm gonna go to a bite and...
This is an absurd level of gluttony.
How, an idiot.
A lettuce cheeseburger.
How is this gluttony?
They didn't even pollute me.
Police is getting shot later. Send him a signal.
I'm running the flow.
Is Glendale safe? What's that?
We're gonna have to go Glendale.
The burger's not healthy, it's drenched in oil.
Jokes on you, regard.
I got it mustard-priced, there's no oils.
They didn't say you're a spy?
I am a spy.
Okay, I have to go.
Alright sir. I'll meet back up with you later, alright?
Are you gonna see me again?
Snow is pushing right.
Okay, okay.
What place is this corner at?
Let's see. It's starting the phone.
Just unplugged that.
Am I really going to get killed on a motorcycle bar?
No, you're not going to be talking to strings.
Don't go there on strings.
You're going to get a gang.
I'm not even going to understand that.
You all got weak ass motorcycles. I got the real deal.
That actually works.
I'll see you later for a clip farming I'm not a clip farmer
I'm not a cook farmer, Jack. I am the cook.
If I pull up to a motorcycle mark, when my bike, people are going to think of it, people
are going to make fun of me.
Why?
Why?
Because you have a moat then.
No I don't.
No.
Can we add an emote that when you type the word sexy, it's a picture of me.
Yeah, what's wrong doing?
No way wrong smoking.
Oh God, without me?
Oh my gosh, Chathra, let's tell you guys.
Actually, I'll tell you all when I get back.
I'll tell you all when I get back.
I have like a mini-mini and not like an announcement, but like...
It's sort of an announcement. I don't know.
Alright, Chathra. Chathra, are you ready to ride back or no?
Lacey, do you have abs?
I do have abs.
I do have abs.
Thank you very much for saying that, Michelle.
I appreciate it.
You know, I'm going to bond you, actually.
Because I was actually such a nice message saying I have abs.
So I actually appreciate that a lot now.
My phone's a 9%
Not so good I check that's right
You put that you put it back on my head. Yeah, I don't know how sketched it is
I don't know how to tie in this helmet.
Thank you.
Chats of Michael?
There we go.
Let's ride.
Oh my gosh, everybody's looking at me like I'm psycho.
How you guys doing?
Oh god, everybody's looking at me like I'm a sped.
I think it was special like you do.
Lacey, you got real slim, no joke bro, can I get mod?
I mean, if you were saying that I got slim because you actually bought that,
yes, but because you only said it because you want mod? No, you piece of shit, fuck you.
Someone in chat said, who's sexy ass bike is that?
The black one with the speakers on the back.
You should get something like that.
Well, fun fact, brother.
That is my bike actually.
Oh, anti-cons in the chat. Everybody give the anti-cons strokes.
I need like a lit mix, like this type of shit.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a lot of matter.
Hey, connect.
Why is it not connecting?
Connecting
Wait
Brother no way I have no music
No
Oh
Should I just go with no music as they fuck it
Well, you just ruined my night how did I ruin your night
But they're not it's not party mode
I walk party mode.
Stereo.
Wait, can you guys see my phone right now?
Got it.
Let's run!
Oh
Why's it not going it's not going
I got a shit
20-minute drive home Oh
All right Chad, just enjoy the ride.
Wait, look at a nice view and a sunset, look at your vibe right now.
Nice.
Ah Chad, just look at life man.
It's better be summer. It's better be a great vibe this summer. We've got to be in a new house.
It's better be NBA Finals, World Cup. Nice, nice weather.
Sometimes you just got to smile and aga.
Turn to us. Hey, hey, yes
Nice bike, I like the bike man
I
Why is Darlah calling me when I'm on my fucking bike yo dolla I
I can't talk right now, babe! I'm trying to save the city!
Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck is that guy doing?
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Wait, what if she's in trouble?
I think I should pull over and see what she means.
I'm laying down names, I'm making a list.
The fake was lit.
I'm back on my shit.
But that's how I like it, you roll on my dick!
What you need I'm not reading chat. I'm not reading chat
Right back on my wrist
I
What it won't be for clout it won't be for fame
No, I could really be a rapper
I'm counting my bullets, I'm loading my clips, I'm writing down names, I'm making the list, I'm checking it twice.
I'm going 40! Going 40 on the freeway!
Wait, what's all this action?
Oh, wait, what's all this crap?
Do I want to use my Spotify?
Oh, fuck it, it's like $8 a month!
I can't see because the Sun the Sun is in my eyes
Oh, I should, okay, we're going for an area next to me.
Hey, Luke.
This guy might have saw the printer
because he tried to hit me with his car.
The sun is in my eye, I hate the sun, bro.
Something in my car
No, I think I might have a lice bro my head that ass keeps itching
I have a lice
I'm sorry.
The city needs a hero.
The city needs a hero.
This city needs a hero.
And I'm here to save it.
It's not a good thing to do.
And I'm not going to be able to help you fat-pig it's that much.
You know what I mean?
It's the devil.
I'm going for it.
Next song.
Oh, it's a classic chat.
If you know the lyrics to this song, sing along.
Hold out a new money though.
Oh
What is this guy do I kind of want to copy it? Oh, what the fuck
Wait, should I try that
Oh, no, I like the ride man
Yo, my diamonds the choke hold it up. I would know how it's
the box.
We can go look on the cooler.
Oh, it's a really good job.
Dabbing on them like it is.
Magic with the pretty cool.
Here's Bora.
This guy has aura.
What's up, man? How you doing?
You fucked with the new ride?
You like the new ride?
Ha ha.
How many we got, man? How you doing?
Chillin', man. He's got a new motorcycle.
You want me to pop that shit?
I
I like this method.
I like this method.
Like, why does he have knee pads on?
But he got an ax on, though. That scares me.
What is he trying to do?
I'm just a little sissy bitch.
I a little bitch.
Oh, we're on the bank!
Okay, shall I watch this?
So you guys see traffic, right?
Not me.
I don't see traffic.
I see opportunity.
I see a big ass bump in the middle of fuckin' round!
So you guys in a chat see a red light?
Me?
I see a way to skin traffic!
Something keeps getting in my eye, bro.
Hold! Hold! Hold!
Little lame man, I'll show you what he's made of, chat.
I'll be honest, this would have been a 30 minute drive if I was in a car.
Facts, facts!
I'm a good ass fighter! I'm a good ass fighter!
I know how to ride!
Thank you!
No, this guy's teaching me how to ride!
Oh, shit, he's the last teacher to get a ride!
Bad and bougie! Cook it up though with the oozy!
Hey!
Do you want to know why I said abs on my dash?
I haven't heard of you for a long time.
I've been missing you a long time.
I wish I could see you.
I've been missing you a long time.
I've been missing you a long time.
Thank you very much for watching.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, but where do I even put it?
Huh?
you take the cam the cam off
yeah no well I kind of want to take Ron for a ride yeah he's fried what do you
think he's fried he's high with who
Fried plane rocket heat?
So you want to put some carbon fiber on it?
So where would I put carbon fiber?
Maybe on the front, like right here?
That looks like ash.
No, but we could cut it out and this whole panel could be carbon fiber.
Chad, do I make this carbon fiber or no?
I have this.
Well, if you put like two strips right here and then cut it
It is not I don't think so I look you see the vision
Oh my god
I'm not alive it said it that it was a 28-minute drive. I got her for
actually I'll stand in the room you look for on ways he's got to get it you
tap the street I left it there for a moment
I'm gonna have a Danish moped
Oh God I haven't seen him
Oh God I haven't seen him
Oh God I haven't seen him
Oh God I haven't seen him
Oh God I haven't seen him
Oh God I haven't seen him
saying son hold on now you gotta hold the helmet
we can take the tripod off if you want
like in front of it
like yeah
are we gonna fucking play rock or leave a rock?
wait for Gilbert!
take a step like that yeah yeah yeah
hold me over
3, 2, 1, ok yep that's
yeah
well I'm so happy Gilbert has a camera again
Oh, you're the one.
You're the one.
Nice.
You guys are going to see that in two days tagging Young LA
on Instagram story.
Son, it's a mo-pe.
It's not a mo-pe.
She's not saying that.
Wait, Ron's high.
I wanted to hang out.
What's with Rocket League?
Yeah, but I wanted to hang out with him in person.
Be like a wait-time when he's playing a games.
What's the announcement?
OK.
It's not good.
I'm gonna make an announcement in the chat.
It's just something that, yeah, I want to like.
Hey, what the fuck's an announcement?
It's not like an announcement, it's not like an announcement.
I don't know, you ought to think I'm better
like an announcement than crazy.
Are we here?
You're having a baby.
No, I'm not having a baby.
All right, so it's not like a crazy big announcement,
But we cooked up a little bit last night
and I've mentioned it in the past a bunch,
but I am officially starting my own stream show
called At The Tea.
So basically what it's gonna be is
I'm gonna be getting different celebrities, athletes,
and I'm going to be doing a round of golf with them,
but also like an interview built in, if that makes sense.
So it's gonna be called At The Tea.
I wanna see what athletes I could get.
I was debating between just doing it on YouTube
and doing it streamed, but I'm a streamer,
so I feel like I gotta do it as streamed.
And yeah, I'm gonna be getting like,
actors, athletes, people, like, you know,
whoever, YouTubers.
And I wanna basically play around the golf with them
and ask them, you know, questions, interviews,
have like small segments built into the show itself.
And yeah, I wanna start it next month.
I'm not sure who the first guest is gonna be.
I wanna have a fire ass first guest,
but there's a few people I hit up.
I'm sure you guys saw yesterday.
I saw Lacey Updates tweeted it.
Fernando Mendoza followed me back on Instagram
when I followed him.
So maybe Mendoza could be the first guest.
I also talked to, I wanna see if Bryson wants to come on.
So I have a lot of stuff I wanna do for the show,
but the way I wanna set it up
is I'm gonna have a camera in the golf cart
that is on me when we're in the golf cart.
I wanna have a, I don't know if I'm gonna do a drone
or a whole cam so you guys can see the shots
with a shot tracker and I wanna do like a handheld camera.
So yeah, advocacy is gonna be coming in March.
But I'm really excited because you guys know I love golf
and I feel like it's a really good way to get like,
see, to see athletes and celebrities,
the side of them that people don't really get to see
That makes sense.
Austin Reeves would be cool.
Yeah, Austin Reeves would be sick.
Everybody would be sick.
I want to get so many people on it, bro.
Cause one thing that people don't really understand
is like, yo, Gav, thank you for the 10 gifting.
One thing people don't really understand
is that a lot of people, whether it's YouTube, stream,
athletes, like NBA players, NFL players, actors, actresses,
a lot of them love to golf.
Like, a lot of them love to golf.
And even people who don't like to golf,
it would be cool to just go with them,
play around the golf, maybe I introduce them
to a new thing, thing like to do,
and, you know, get to see the personality
behind what their profession is.
But I'm excited for it, I'm excited for it.
It's gonna be fun.
And I got permission to film at a golf course already
to do that.
So like I have full permission to film at a course
whenever I do it in LA.
It's like a no course, it's a good course though.
Have a look at Big Wedge.
Stephen Curry as a guest would be fire.
I would love to have Curry as a guest.
But I don't know if Curry's never been on stream.
He's never like, I don't have any relationship with Curry.
But that would be sick.
Maybe in the future.
Maybe in the future.
But I really want to focus.
My main focus of the series at the T is I want people
to see personalities behind what they do.
Cause people see athletes and these people
and they're like, all they do is play basketball.
Like Steph and Curry shoots threes, right?
They see fucking this boxer punches people.
Tony Jefferson tackles people in football,
they don't get to see their actual personalities.
So I feel like it'll be cool.
Also, tomorrow night,
tomorrow night I am going to be hosting
a 2v2 Thugs mods gaming gauntlet.
So any mods tomorrow night,
if you guys wanna play, it is a $1,000 prize pool.
So whatever mod teams wins,
I'm gonna give you all $1,000.
And it's gonna be like a little gaming gauntlet.
So, I don't know how we're gonna figure teams out,
but I don't be playing games, but I fucking sucks.
But it's gonna be like a three game thing.
I'm thinking racquely, Fortnite,
and maybe down the line is what I'm thinking.
Last place gets unmodded.
Do Twitter versus Twitch mods?
I don't know who wins.
I don't know who wins.
But I just think it'll be funny if it's like rums and snowy versus...
JD doesn't talk though, so I don't know.
JD's a bitch, JD losing no matter what.
None of your mods talk.
I mean, okay, so here's what I'm thinking for teens.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
Snowy said I don't play games.
Well it doesn't matter if you don't play games,
bro that's the point, it's gonna be funny.
It's gonna be funny.
I'm down milking us for content, bro, you're going $1,000 for literally just playing games.
You guys typing in Shack 24-7 anyways?
Might as well try to sell money.
What, who are you thinking then?
Okay, here's what I'm thinking.
Here's who I'm thinking.
Mods 2v2 gaming.
All right, what game, Shack?
I'm thinking Fortnite, Rocket League and Valorant, FIFA, Fortnite Rocket League and Siege.
CS, I don't know anything about CS though
All right, so first can I see what mods want to play I'm gonna be Val because I actually know about Val
What mods want to play snowy, okay?
Uh, Jabers, Blitz, Rums, I'm forcing you, Um, 60, do you want to play?
Rockos, 60, why are you just tech-waying?
Just say if you want to play or not, okay?
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
JD, will you play or no?
Are you going to be a bitch?
No, you're not playing.
Let me play.
I don't think you need drums.
Can you drew?
Wait, do we get to pick our team?
No, I'm picking.
Bro, let me play with Rome.
JD, are you actually going to talk or no?
No, I feel like JD chooses Oracle.
No, I feel like JD, she's just horrified.
No, but is he going to talk to his teammate?
Look at Pind.
I'm only playing if I get JD, me and him can only speak Spanish the whole time.
Yeah, Blav. Blav JD. Anti-con. Do you want to play or no?
No, anti-con. Do they have those type of games, though, in Africa?
I don't know. Wait. Anti, do you have like a PC that you can play on?
You can play on.
Question mark.
No.
So, Anticon, you don't want to play.
I don't want to play.
Leo, I'm down.
Leo's gonna be drunk or something.
Fuck it.
Leo, you can play if you're drunk.
That's ten people. That's five teams. Wait, but how does that work?
Jism? All right, wait, so one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
eleven. Is there one more mod that would want to play? Oh, Leo said he doesn't want to
We want Ziggy will Ziggy actually play
Jizm's not playing why
I'm not playing I'm not a gamer
That's the point though
Okay, I mean so we have one two three four five six seven eight nine ten people
This is good, this is good. Okay, so who should the teams be
Ziggie.
Wait, we should pick the game and stir it.
It's 4-9 Rock of the่ดต, all right.
B-Dawg, thanks for the 1500 bits.
Nice B-Dawg.
You give Darla 10,000 and give me 1500.
Nice, bro.
Ziggie and Foodie want to be a team.
I'm down, but they have to talk.
Young Alex says he can play.
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
You're not a mom.
I'm not seeing mods say anything.
I'm not seeing mods say anything.
Drew and Snowy.
Bro, I either wanna play the rums or Snowy.
I'm not trying to tell you anything else.
So you only play with rums or snowy?
Yeah, either one.
So Drew and Snowy.
Oh, wait, yeah, because Snowy hates you.
That's actually valid.
I like that a lot.
Drew and Snowy, rums and who?
Rums and who, chat?
Rums and JD.
Okay, okay, all right.
Who is Ziggy with?
Who is Ziggy with?
Who is Ziggy with?
Is Foodie actually gonna play and talk?
He speaks Russian, he didn't speak English, bro.
Ziggy, who are you with?
I don't see Ziggy typing nice, bro.
Fucking useless.
Do we have to talk?
You know, I mean, I would prefer if my mods didn't just sit there silent and would kind of ruin the fucking content.
Wait, does Slake want to play?
Is Slake here?
Does he want to play?
Slake, Slake's not a mod.
He's M3 mod.
I'm getting mod.
Ziggy and Foodie.
All right.
Okay, who's Sixky gonna be with?
I'm only playing if I get Leo. Yeah, but six Leo said he didn't want to play. Leo said
didn't want to play. Hemenna. I'm not putting you on Hemenna's team.
B-dog thanks for the 10k bits. Here's your 10k fat fuck. I'm an old mod. I know
you haven't, I don't remember you, bro. Thank you for the 10k bits, man. I love
you B-dog. Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you. I love you B-dogs in the chat. I feel
like 60 and J. Burr should go together.
We put two on a team.
That's what is in J. Burr's and on.
I'm gonna do neighbors.
Okay.
Okay, so we have snowy checked.
We have J. Burr's checked.
We have rums checked.
We have six checked drew checked JD checked in Z.
Checked.
Okay, so we could do, we could do, we could do rockos and blitz, rockos and blitz, and
who's, who's Blav with?
No one else whose blood with chat
With me we wouldn't win. That's not fair. That's not fair. That's not fair. That's not fair
Bro
Curiosity monkey just play
I'm trying to real
We can get
Well anti clay
Well anti-con bro, like why won't it I can't just play it Jack. It's really oh gmod, bro
Leo said I would be down, but I work tomorrow.
You're just so fucking old, can you not fall off sick, bro?
Call in sick.
Bro, anti-con, play with Blav.
Yo, Leo, isn't your job selling vapes to underage kids?
What about Alex in the chat or is he not moderating me?
Fuck Alex.
Pind?
Blev said me and B-dog.
That's not fair.
I'm sorry.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
I can't make it unfair, chat.
Blev and B-dog would weigh in you.
You can take me out if you want, and I'm just put blood with Snowy.
Oh, that's not a bad shout.
Are we serious?
Yo, blow, I'm trying to guess who you are.
No, we want Drew and Snowy.
Bro, there's got to be another mod who wants to play.
You could ask Russell.
Russell could play with the blood.
No, it's gotta be a mod, bro.
Like, fucking Anticon just can't, like,
he has a Wi-Fi in Africa.
It's Money Man.
Let Money Man play.
He's a mod.
We could put Blev with AirBrain back.
Oh, that's not a bad shout.
Love and air?
Are you sure?
He couldn't put love and air very bad.
Are you sure Slate doesn't have a mod?
Huh?
Are you sure Slate's not a mod?
No, he is.
But like, he doesn't mod.
Bro, he counts.
He's not active in the community.
You're ruining the whole point of the game.
I want someone who's active in the community.
Fuck it.
Loki can even be a VIP that's active.
Or a Twitter mod that's active.
Who's a Twitter mod?
Now what about Rogue? What about Rogue?
Summer?
I'm down for Summer to play if he actually talks.
11 Summer.
Rokes it only if
FIFA is on the list. Bro, you're a bitch, dude.
What do you mean you'll only try to win a thousand dollars?
What do you mean you'll only try to win $1,000 if FIFA's on the list?
Like, shut up!
Add a sports game? Yeah, we have Rocket League.
Not everybody... Bro, these games are all free.
That's why I'm choosing these three, bruh.
Not everybody in the check can fucking buy FIFA.
Blevatron and money, not fair, not fair, Blev,
because you guys are both gonna clear Fortnite and Rocket League.
Thank you, JD, thank you, thank you, JD.
Blev Loki has to be with a non-gamer.
Rogue said, give me Blev.
I'm gonna be honest, Blev and Rogue would be fair.
He said he doesn't want to play.
Wow.
He's EU?
Wait, Rogue, will you be on?
Luke's not a mod.
Yes, I'm EST. Bet.
11 Rogue.
J-Bers is from India. Make sure the time zones are right.
Wait, J-Bers, can you play?
Wait, low key, rums and JD might not be fair.
I'm not going to lie, I might have to go ruzzle air-brain back.
I'm not showing up
L air brand back or L runs bro
Oh air brand back said I'm not going to play
Okay okay fuck it we'll run these teams
Mod Godlich tomorrow these right here are the teams
They could win a thousand dollars
What time should we do in that chat like
like I'm thinking like a 9 p.m. EST does that work for everybody
JD has bedtime
Snowy has school they're saying.
No, Snowy said he's down.
Snowy, just tell your mom to let you stay up an extra hour.
Drew and Snowy both have school?
No, we don't both have school.
We've been doing that since.
these at war Brandon said let me in fuck I'm gonna be honest we have six I can't
brand I don't have any room and bread and you're I'm not gonna lie bread and
you're actually too good a games I'm keeping it real brand it will clear
for 90 valor and that's not fair you literally game for a living real no six
you're playing fuck you these are the teams so mods make sure you guys have
these games downloaded they're all free games so make sure you have them
download it tomorrow at 9 p.m. EST okay pre no one talks
what teams have people who will talk drew and snowy will both talk rums
will talk, Ziggy and Foodie will talk, Six and Jabers will talk, Rocko's and Blitz.
Blitz will not talk. Why? Bro, I'm not gonna lie. Who cares if you're a squeaker, bro?
They all used to be a squeaker at one point.
Who gives a fuck?
Rum said, I have confirmation my teammate
will be speaking tomorrow, but only Spanish.
Bro, Blitz, just talk, dude.
Who cares?
Every person, I'm not going to lie,
there's no way people still care about getting called
a squeaker in 20, 20, 20, six.
Blitz said, I'm not a squeaker.
Then why won't you talk?
I want to hear the reasoning.
I don't have a mic. That's just not true. You're just a y'all. Alright Blitz, so should I replace you then?
I'm poor.
Bro, Blitz, there's no way! Alright Blitz, I will literally, if you send me your address, I'll door-dash you a mic.
Not controlling. I will door-dash you a mic. What's your excuse now?
I live in just, blitz, send you your address and I will deadass door dash you a mic tomorrow
morning.
But you have to talk.
D3 Mike
Snowy, I don't have a mic yo snowy you don't have a mic okay bet. No, we're snowy stick top chat
No, you don't have a mic snowy with this then huh?
I can't find his stick dog fuck
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Next, head over to the apps tab, click start up, and turn off anything you don't want.
PC just actually-
Yo, not gonna lie, why is he looking like a mini drew?
Yo, we have Drew and his little brother on the same team tomorrow.
Oh, part eight. On your keyboard, press Windows plus I to open up settings.
from their next system, display, and scroll down to see graphics.
They go to their next graphics setting.
Do you know what JD looks like? Yes.
You guys want to see a picture of JD?
Oh, I gotta find it.
Yes, just leak it. Okay, fine, fine, fine.
This is JD.
This is JD chat
I knew it he said me this picture. This was his school year by his school year photo jet
No, you
Do you have one of anti-con I do yes, I do I do I do
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
What is gonna chat we always gonna win that ass if I win
I'd give my money to chat by the way if you need it bread and if we need a sub
I'll get you in just be on at that time just in case because these mods are the most
Unreliable people in the entire world. So one of them will probably not show up like a fucking bum
Yo, Snowy, Snowy, you're coming Snowy, Snowy, Snowy, if you're not here, I'm on my, you
know, actually, you know what, you know what, any mod that doesn't show up is getting unmodded.
Man, simple, simple.
Wait, chat, chat, I try to freak well now while he's high.
No don't ruin his high.
The way Rums hasn't been in the Twitter column this whole time.
Rums not even high?
Yes he is. Didn't he hit a blinker?
Should I do a reaction shot or no?
I'm going to skim through it. I'm going to skim through it.
Content creator X-Pro Fortnite Tournament.
More haunted shit with rug.
We hit up Sam and Colby, collabed with female creators, Florida Trip, gaming streams, okay?
What's this?
So team.
Oh, you guys think I'm a team?
Y'all actually lead my body, Steve.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're a team.
Come on, come on.
What?
What the hell does it mean?
This is pretty insane.
W Layla!
Layla's so talented.
Wait, that's Layla?
I thought Layla was a girl.
No way!
Oh sh-
Ben, nonstop clicking it.
Yeah, so I'm not going to lie chat.
Be very careful.
Generally, if you start walking around, click in your tap-cap because I promise you will just
find yourself just sitting here doing it.
Doing it, let me see what's wrong with my tap-tap
Like that's gotta be AI. I just know that's AI. I know for a fact
That your tap-tap did not come like this. I know for a fact that it did not come like this, bro
That's fake. It was fake
It's a one-of-one
Yeah, listen brother if this is real and your tap-cap actually came like this sealed in the bag
Send a picture to the discord or the support and they will refund you, okay, but I have a very strong feeling. This is a I
Lacy rate my Lacy and Darla edit one to ten, okay, shall let me know which I'll rate this
and I was just a piece of time in the neighborhood
All right.
I was on my way to the police and I see the woman in the bus.
I'm in front of the immigrant.
Just leave it to Leila, man.
For a student distinction in the class,
she's getting my back.
And I'm really glad I wanted to bring out about anything I could do.
Answer your phone?
What?
Oh!
Wait, the picture's wonky came out tough!
Son, here's my opening.
Hey guys, it's Strax here.
Welcome back to another TikTok slash video here.
And today, we'll be opening the brand new release, Top Cups.
Okay, I'm going to skip ahead a little bit, man.
I appreciate the video.
A little Cheerio box.
Look at that.
Beautiful, right?
Amazing.
Shout out to Klicks and Lacy.
Thank you, bro.
You'll be using these everywhere I go.
Appreciate that, man.
All right, so put that down.
We'll do the.
You got dual angles here.
That's all it is.
You guys get to see it before me.
This is Jaybers.
Ooh.
Which one's that one?
OK, TCL.
TCL1.
What is it?
TCL1 again?
Okay.
Okay.
No.
TCL1.
Three of the same.
Oh.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Straps, straps, straps, straps, straps.
Check your email, check your email, check your email.
Chat, that's what happened to me.
Okay, chat, listen, listen, listen.
If you ordered
ordered three or more tap caps, check your email and send a picture. It happened to like
a few people. If you got more of the same tap caps, send it to tap caps and they're
going to get, they're giving you a full refund. They're giving you a full refund. Just make
sure you guys check your email because it happened to people who ordered three or four.
Some people got the same ones. Scam. How's that a scam? If they're full refunding
Then you just get free tap-taps.
You just get free tap-taps.
But now we're refunding people
because there is an issue with one of the batches
where the factory like,
like didn't mix them up.
So some people got like the same ones.
So if you did get the same ones,
just send it to the email
and they're gonna give you as a full refund,
that's a 14.
But yeah, isn't that the risk of buying a mystery item?
Yeah, it technically is the risk of buying a mystery item, technically, but it's like we want it to be where it wasn't an error.
You know what I mean? Like there was an error. It wasn't like, it's not like random that you got that if you got like three of the same things.
So that's why they're just giving out a refund, like a feel, got a full refund, shipping, everything refunded.
And you can keep the Dapkats, obviously.
And then you can just use it for the next job.
Or keep it.
You look Jamaican?
What does that even mean?
How do I look Jamaican?
You know, Lisa, I haven't edited in two years.
This is my first edit.
Oh
Okay, new haircut this does how does this look like me Drew said he actually hates Lacey's cameraman drew
I genuinely hate you.
I'm not even kidding, I have to tell you.
I don't have a call with him.
I'm not being...
I swear, I'm telling you.
What do you mean, El Reader?
A wrong sentence.
I don't know why, I don't know why.
Yo, are you taking a shit?
I'm not taking a shit.
I'm not taking a shit.
I'm not going to lie, I can retweet that.
I can really get behind that.
What is this? Simon understands?
He is genuinely harder than a 9 to 5...
Oh! Here he goes!
It doesn't matter if you're a surgeon, it doesn't matter if you're a cop, it doesn't matter if you have to understand
that they have to, okay, maybe put 50% energy into heart surgery
but I walk around streaming 12 hours, deal with stream ciphers,
take pictures with fans, it's genuinely tiring, it's mentally draining.
He's like he's a clip-farm, though, is that it?
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I'm talking about 9.4.
Yeah, fuck it, I agree, man.
You take a child yourself now.
Yeah, I agree.
Right.
There's a stinker by all right.
You do 9 to 5.
Cool.
Done.
Easy.
Back!
You just go to a place and do some stuff.
Sit.
So I'm not, I, I knew I wasn't tripping.
I'm not the only one that thinks this.
Chatting is so much harder.
Streaming, if I can do it everything.
I'm, I'm starting my stream.
I'm not ending my stream.
I don't, I don't start the building.
You know what I mean?
But if I go to the number five,
I'll ask someone's filming you
So you guys think chatting's harder than streaming? I do not look like Lo. So Lo shaved his beard and turned it into lace.
We do not look alike at all!
We have a nicocado avocado becoming famous, fat, canceled, skinny, and now ungay all before
GTA 6.
Being gay was fun, but I'm 35 now.
Time for a wife and kids.
Wait, you could just, you could just, un- Wait, you could just, like, not be gay?
I should try that.
I'm not trying this, I'm on a diet.
Oh, I love Drew. That's a great question, you know?
Drew's my top favorite cameraman.
You think I won?
Yeah.
Okay, let me know.
And I drew this Drew's go-to. I'm down.
Drew's go-to.
Drew's go-to, he's so go-to that, like,
even our team calls to Drew for help sometimes.
That, you know?
Just, like, really...
He has to bury time.
Yeah.
You know, that's exactly it.
All right, Drew. All right, Drew. How much you pay them? How much did you pay them, Drew?
Marlotta, I'm not going to lie, bro. If your team is going to drew for help,
you need a new team day. That's simple. Shit. If I had a team and they were going to drew
for help, they're fired the next day, gone out the door, kicked out. Q, imagine being
stuck in the middle of any real-life situation and you say I'm a called Drew
buddy your team is true
This looks like you.
I just, I don't let you know you're...
hate you. When was this this was not I don't know when this was this was not
today this was not today I think it was a few days ago I think it was the same day
to be honest because Darla's car has not been here and that's Darla's car
right there so I think they're just trying to get clown not gonna lie I've
been stroking this all day. Keep stroking it.
What is this?
Like that, Leblanc Jacquees.
I
Know this is not fucking real
Holy AI is right. Thank you. Holy AI is right this big ass not him
I guess you and Marlon are
So ever since Phantom went on live and said that there are streamers in the industry right now who are spies,
I'm assuming like set from the higher-ups slash elites in the supposed scenarios.
There we go. Well, Phantom, what did you start?
I got people calling me a spy.
I was born and raised in Erie, Pennsylvania. What the fuck am I a spy for?
I've seen a lot of creators, you know, like, theorizing, okay, which streamers is it? Who's the spy?
And, being honest, I kind of think that the whole conversation is silly, because it's not like we would know either way.
I think it's interesting enough to, you know, for the sake of argument-entertaining for a video.
I can tell you who the spy is. Spies are in the stream, I'm sure.
And if I don't get them all right, I'm getting one of them right.
Let's hear this, brother.
You hear this, bro?
Aiden Ross, Marlin, I've seen a lot of people saying Burkai.
I highly doubt it's Burkai.
Burkai is like a little Tasmanian devil booger boomer creature.
I would have trust Burkai to go to the kitchen
and bring me back a glass of water,
let alone infiltrated industry
and report back vital information.
Maybe dead.
Talk a lot, that's fair.
You're gonna try and pick someone on the Tyson Ascan.
I think that Lacey could for sure be a spy.
I'm not gonna...
a spy for what? What am I spying on? I don't even do shit. I don't even do like big collabs.
What am I fucking spying on? I go live. I fucking eat food. I do. I really do nothing. What
What am I spying on?
Spying for food.
Nervous laughs, sus.
Hell of sus, that's what a spy would say.
I'll have to choose one person in the stream of industry who's a spy who's not really genuine.
I'm betting on Marlon.
I'm placing the majority of my bet on Marlon.
So, that's...
I'm not going to lie, I'm not trying to be that guy, but I have seen Marlon out the window
with one of them telescope things.
I saw Marlon out the window with one of them telescope things.
I don't know what he was doing.
You shut the door really quick and I go around to look in the window and there's just 15 dudes
in black suits and ties in the room with them and he's looking out the window like a telescope
looking at the sky.
I'm going to say Marlin could be a spy from another planet.
I'm just saying Marlin could be a spy from some other planet in the universe.
I've seen some stuff ship before.
You got delayed, they're trying to silence you.
That's what I'm saying.
God, it said you fucked the clip up. Oh, man, bro. Oh my God. I got you, bro. I got you again. Chip. Hold on in the
stream industry who's a spy who's not really genuine. I'm betting on Marlin. I'm placing the majority of my bet on Marlin.
Now, I'm not trying to say that it's true.
But there was this one time I tried to go into Marlin's room and he was looking out the window at the sky with a telescope.
Shut the door on me wouldn't let me in so I go around through the other door, look through the people, 15 guys in suits in the room scattered around.
around. And they didn't look human. They didn't look human. So I'm just saying Marlin could
be a spy from a different planet in the solar system that could be the reason he has no
physical flaws. His smile, his eyes, his lips all perfect. He could be a lizard person
spying from another plane. Just say it. Just say it. There you go, Chip. I got you, bro.
Thank you, Lacey. That's why you were the go. Okay. He didn't rush or real says $700,000
for Warrie SUV.
All right guys.
So you walk on outside,
in my Ferrari truck,
as we got to see that right here.
And I'm on the live chat,
and how do you change the exterior of a life?
Well, let me show you guys the beautifulness
in this car.
I mean, it's just absolutely fucking gorgeous.
The A-Dink, you get me one of the twins.
I'm gonna have to figure out the back first.
And I'm so happy I got this whip.
So this is the back, we'll show you guys first.
The back's got a lot of room, you know, the back has a lot of room, it's comfortable,
there's a good justice right there.
I kind of want this.
I like how it's just a little cozy feedback.
Little late birthday gift?
Aiden, Aiden ships me a nice little new Ferrari SUV, me and him can be twins.
Not a bad shout, Aiden.
It's not three.
There's a lot of trunk space as well.
So you're trying to shop them?
Yeah.
Okay baby, go around.
Open the door.
Let me see the chat right quick.
Well, yeah, get on it.
Guys, look.
This is the...
You should do this to your Mercedes.
Do what?
Should I...
Should I...
Should I Jeterna?
I don't I don't know about y'all. I personally am not a big fan of carbon roofs. What is this called? It's a root carbon roof, right?
I'm just not a big fan of carbon roofs of carbon hoods carbon hoods
How much does this kick cost can somebody tell me what this kid is called?
What is this called? What is this kit called?
Because I don't like the carbon hood, but I do like all this carbon up here, and I like
the carbon on the mirrors in the back. That's a Mansory kit? How much is that?
How much is the Mansory kit for the Cybertruck kit?
The Mansory Kit for the Mercedes SL63.
I see that right?
$400,000 for a fucking Mansory kid?
legal long Charles blue golf cart
Tesla cyber beast by Mansory
wait I don't Mansory made cars
The fuck?
No, I don't want to buy the S-punch. Should I just call? Who could I call that with no chat?
Yeah, but Ron's high and he's busy. Let me see it like that.
Call Ray.
Calling Ray.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ray, I'm live right now.
Can I ask a quick question?
I think you might know the answer to it.
Yes.
How much is the Mansory Kit for my SL 63?
I don't know.
I don't know though, I'll ask.
Can you ask?
Wait, do you think Mansory would give it to me for free?
No, no, I asked how much it is.
Maybe like a little discount, you think maybe?
Maybe, maybe, we'll see, I don't know,
but they don't really care for discounts.
Okay, tell them I'll do, I'll do, I'll do deliverables.
I'll do deliverables.
All right, thank you
Bro, you're not Travis Scott
I'm gonna be honest. I just want this kid right here. Whatever this kid is is so tough
This carbon kid. Are you guys sure this is an answering kid?
Check the steering wheel.
Wait, they do your steering wheel too?
Oh, this might...
Wait, you get the seats too?
Can you...
Can you customize it so I just got the exterior shit or no
Hey, look what I got I got
That's your chat, IRL.
Awww, punch!
I want to buy a monkey so bad, dude.
I want a monkey.
She's fighting back.
Dude!
Bro, do y'all see how sweet he is? I want that monkey.
I want him.
Do you guys think I can buy him?
Or can you not buy monkeys like this?
No?
Damn bro.
I don't know if you can buy him or adopt him.
What did this fat fuck just say?
Is that Max's arm? Whose arm is that? That is Max. I could tell by his big plush's lips
in this tattoo. Damn bro, Max really put on a whole sleeve of tattoos in under a year.
That's kind of crazy.
I don't really want to give them attention.
I don't know what this is.
I'm so sexy, fax.
actually sexy. Wake is cool. No, no, no. I bet he's cool. I'm just saying I don't want to give like
that platform any more shit by me reacting to it. Okay, but how much is this chat?
Surely it's not more than 50.
Oh, yeah, put your paper on there and I'm about to shout it.
Yeah, Chad, I'm a spy.
Keep fucking around.
I'll snag the shit out of you dead homies.
Stop saying dead homies, bro.
All right, Chad, I'm gonna put something on a screen real quick.
Uh, Robbs, you can take over the screen for the next minute.
I'm going P really quick.
his right on screen that he choked the six to seven in eight seven six five
Five, four, seven, six, five, four.
Roo-One, Jixi, Roo-One, Roo-One, Roo-One, Roo-One.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
Yeah, two, it's two, boy, two, two, two.
Pop pop off of it in Tel Aviv
True, true, yeah, try to pass out 360s
True, true, is that all I'm trying?
I got LIEs, true
True, true, yeah, true, it's true, boy
True, true, true
Pop pop pop of the interviewee
True, true, yeah
Alright, pass out these 60s, true
Chat!
Little packtroll, not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout, chat.
Little packtroll, baby.
Not a bad shout at all.
Thoughts, thoughts.
Yes, no, yes.
Thoughts? Thoughts? Yes, no, yes. Dr. Lyleysi, you've never looked better, really, like this
haircut on you, coming from a girl in the chat? Thank you. Thank you. Do some chat battles?
Alright, let me hit them up and get some chat battles.
Let me get some chat battles.
Let me get some chat battles.
Can I get a few chat battles?
Your hairline's cooked right now?
I don't know what they're on.
Well, yeah, my hairline's cooked because my hair's growing back.
That's why, Shat.
That's why.
Is my heroine really that cult?
Is my heroine really that cult?
Lacey they sell a Mansory moped.
Put it on, God!
How much is it?
It's fully electric.
There's only 99 of them?
Wait, how does it say how fast it goes?
Is it street legal?
They don't even say a price, though.
It doesn't even say a price.
Who's calling me?
A random number.
You need a new helmet?
Wait, will this give me more aura?
Get a carbon, get an AGV helmet, AGV helmet, wait, nearby.
Oh shit.
Nearby.
Wait, there's an AGV store nearby?
No, there's not.
Is there a helmet store that I can get a sick helmet in LA?
a cycle gear close at 7 p.m.
Oh my god, wait they have the helmets.
Bro's getting a sick ass helmet for a scooter.
You guys are haters.
What is it called?
cycle gear? Oh, it's kind of far chat. Oh, it's really far fuck. It's not a scooter.
It's not a scooter. It's a fucking four on helmet. All right. Shall we chat? Shall we?
You have on got scared after you heard race in the end.
How do you have noodles?
Wow.
You don't like Asian food?
That's the best thing in the world, Asian food.
Sometimes it's good.
Sometimes it tastes like you're eating out of an aquarium.
What's an aquarium?
Oh my God.
Did I just say that?
Do not say what I'm here to do.
No, I didn't say it.
I don't get it.
It's not an aquarium.
I didn't say it.
I know, but just stop talking about the uniqueness.
I didn't hear it.
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't hear it, I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't hear it.
Do I get on a package or on a chat?
Yes or no?
It's either today or tomorrow.
Yeah, we do have a few free chat battles, but you've got to sign up using Code Lacey if you want to join the chat battles
You don't have to deposit anything put any money in but you want you could join the chat battles and
Some people won
Money, you know a few times
But yes, yes, it is an ad, of course, it's an ad, you guys know Petra is a sponsor, and
I say it every single time.
Hold on, let me put on 18 plus one real quick, 18 plus one, there we go, do not, you know,
any money that you cannot afford to lose. Okay? Do not. Do not. Do not. Do not. Do not. Very
very dumb. Okay? Do not. Do not. Do not. Code is invalid. Now if you sign up using code
lacy you can join the pack battles. You can join the free pack battles. All right.
Give us a promo code.
I don't think I have a promo code.
This happened today.
Wait, what?
This happened to ladies could have been me.
$440,000 Lamborghini pulled the 0.0001% chance.
Why are you in a Tel Aviv group chat?
Brother, I get added to group chat.
I can't control a group chat.
I get added to my Instagram DMs
where people be adding me to the weirdest shit possible.
I can't like, like I guess I know what the boys is
and phase four skin is and Chris Hate Club
All right, chat, do you guys think that I come up today?
We'll start it off nice and easy, okay?
We're going to start off nice and easy.
Just got to get a nice little chill, some low volatility.
Do some, you know, we'll do a cause pack, we'll do,
ooh, this is new, ooh.
But I really need you all to focus up for me, okay?
Because, oh, I like that one.
Branded, nice little supreme stuff like that.
Because last time I low key got fucked.
But today's a different day, today's a different day.
And make sure you guys are chilling, you know,
because we do have some chat, chat,
free chat battles for y'all to win money.
Yo, Fidget Dubb.
Oh, I like this one with the shoes.
All right, cash flow.
I like the shoes ones.
All right, now I'm gonna go up a little bit, okay?
Now I'm gonna go up a little bit.
Do I, I'm gonna do an ice one.
Ice one, I'll do one AP Millie.
Height beast, I like boy's trip, I like go,
I like unknown.
All right, I feel like this is good, right, chat?
To start, it's chill.
This is chill.
What did you ask?
FidgetDub?
Oh, because FidgetDub won $1,000 the one time.
Code?
It's just Lacy.
All right, here we go.
Here we go, chat.
All right, absolutely fucking actually that's not bad we're winning 40 cents in four dollars
Okay, I think I'm going to get anything good today or no.
I haven't really gotten anything crazy ever, but it would be...
What's that?
All right, $60 bag.
Always a chance.
Facts.
Retweet.
Come on!
Come on, bro, come on, bro, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Chad, you gotta lock the fuck up from here right now.
Come on, go!
You little bitch!
I'm literally, even if we win, I'm losing!
Get the shoes.
At least give me some fucking shoes, you stupid, you greedy little bitch!
Stainless shoes.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Okay, $600 shoes.
Not bad.
Not a match out.
A hoodie.
Uh, okay.
A little lemon.
$12. Yes! Yes! Come on! Okay, what is that? Okay, okay, okay, we got some Air Jordans.
That's not a bad shout.
No, no, no, no, no, nice.
Not bad shout, not bad at all.
A real $50 little light.
I guess that's real.
Oh yes, Snowy, can you please, can you Snowy?
600?
Chad, I think I'm gonna win first.
Whoa.
Alright, last round I think I got it, I think I got it, I think I got it, I think I'm good.
Okay, okay, I mean I'm up a little bit, right?
I'm up a little bit, I think I made one, like two bans, two?
I like that, I like that.
Plus 1.4K, not bad, not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
Chat, I have a promo code, it's Lacey.
I told you guys, it's Lacey.
I told you this.
Okay, all right.
Do I risk it and run a 1v1?
Do I risk it and run a 1v1?
Yes? Okay, fuck it. Fuck it, Chad. Okay, Chad, I really, I really, oh my gosh, I don't know
why, but I feel like I'm gonna regret this in a minute. Do y'all think I'm gonna regret
this? This one's speaking to me. A thousand. All right, Chad, how much should I do for
for this one. How much do you think I should do for this one? Trick or treat? Ooh. 2K?
Alright, I'll do 2K. It's a 1v1, so it's like very, very risky, but fuck it. I like
pulse. 400? 200? Alright, one last pack chat.
2,500.
you
you
you
you
you
You got a sign of using Lacey.
Here it is.
free chat battle. Alright, here we go. Okay. Okay. People got scripts to get in. Wait,
People have scripts to get into the thing fast?
For real?
No Pokemon opening?
Fuck it.
At least three guys just want $150 each.
Fairs.
Fairs.
That's Fairs, chat.
That's Fairs.
That's Fairs.
All right, hold on.
Let me see what I'm at right now.
this, bang, barn, barn, barn, actually let me just select all and then take this out and I
exchanged it. What can I get? 8,000, 8,200.
A new LV bag.
I'm not claiming the elliptical chat I don't need that I don't need that a Rolex hold on a minute
Okay.
I'm not going to lie, I'm probably going to take this.
What's the difference?
28 millimeter, 34 millimeter, 36 millimeter?
These are women watches?
How?
You have it?
No, no, no, that one, second picture, yeah, yeah, that, um, the 42 millimeter for you.
I think, really?
I'm gonna do 36, I'm gonna do this, exchange, bang, okay, all right, all right, all right,
All right
Okay, so I'm a little worried because I just won two in a row so something's telling me that I'm not gonna win
you
you
you
you
you
You
I wrote a song for you
I was a man's...
Please!
I was called yellow
Seven, I took my mother and said
Go!
I was a man's...
There's a tone
Lives on your own
I'm still
I'm still
I'm still
I'm still
I'm still
I'm still
I'm still home
I'm still home
I'm not really gonna love myself
Wait! Wait!
What is that? What is that?
Fuck!
And he's going crazy!
Don't do it for women, I might have to tell a woman
Yeah, it starts payment of the GG's bro, just go ahead, start payment it up chat
Go ahead bro, it starts payment of the GG's that it's over
Oh my god
I literally mean like a miracle
Oh nice, they just get chrome, nice dude, chrome parts are so straight
I need a fucking miracle, wow, I actually got the, I told you I was gonna, why don't I listen to this dumbass chat bro
Literally called it too. Literally called it. Literally called it.
We cast fucking parachutes.
There's only one way to come back right now.
There's only one way to come back right now. That's the solo battle.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
The music is a curse, the music is a curse, the music is a curse, come on, 8 more, chat,
focus, focus, focus, we just need something.
We're not even down and crazy, we just need like a little like a juice, we just need
a little jerk, a little jerk, I need something to just jerk me a little bit here, okay,
okay.
Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god, I'm right there. I'm not going to have it right there. We literally just need one
forces
Okay, we just need one chat
Give me something. Please hit her. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute
Stay down wait a minute
Oh my God, oh my God.
I win, I win, I won.
I think I got it, I think I'm good, I think I'm good, I think I'm good.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So I won, I won 3K, 3K, 3K.
Okay.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
First person said, I love Lacey is my user.
How do I do it?
Let me figure out how I do it.
Here we go, send tip.
Others?
Not found.
Burner, I got you, burner, I got you, burner.
I always see you in a chat burner.
I got you, brother.
I always see you in the chat, Burner.
Wait, user ID, Burner not found.
Tips has to be the user ID,
which is a bunch of random numbers and letters.
How can you get it?
How can you get it, Carlos?
I'm doing people that I see in a chat all the time.
Okay, Burner, I got you.
All right, I got Burner right here.
All right burner, I just send you $100 $100 sent to burner
Summer
Got your summer
$100 to summer
Let's do a non-modern side that I always see the chat look like
Always see
I'm looking for names I recognize yeah, I'm looking for names I recognize.
Jimbo. I recognize Jimbo.
Ten months up, not a bad shot at all.
$100 to Jimbo.
Alright, let's do one or two more. Let's do one more. Let's do one more. Let's do one more.
All right, here we go.
All right.
All right.
Chad, make sure you're all signing up with my code with Lacey.
I'm going to be doing this when I obviously do these segments.
duty segments. All right, let's see what we got going right now. Okay. Okay, we have a
$5,000 voucher, a $6,000 voucher, and an $8,000 Rolex. So here's what I'm thinking. Here's
what I'm thinking. We're going to do one more 5K battle. Do I do one V1 or 2v2 chat?
Do we, too?
Borrow, yes or no?
No borrow is crazy Jack.
No borrow?
Fuck it. Okay. Okay. I'm trusting y'all. I'm trusting y'all. I'm trusting y'all.
Travis, I like this one. I like the brand-aid. I feel like I'm going to hit on this pillow
one. I don't know why, but I genuinely feel like I'm going to hit on that pillow one.
spot Wolfpack. That's cap. All right, should I go up a little bit now, chat? How much should
What did I do here?
Got to add an ice, 3K.
Oh my God, you guys are fucking like, you guys are actually the devils, bro.
All right.
This isn't going to be that many packs, Shat.
That's the only issue is it's not going to be that many packs.
So it's like very risky if I don't hit on something.
You know what I mean?
Because I could win the battle, but get nothing.
You know what I'm talking about, Sharon?
Like, I'm gonna do $3,500.
I'm gonna do two packs from here.
Amadou, Snowflake, and Boy's Trip.
OK, this is basically all of it.
Do I just do it all?
Do I just say fucking and do it all?
Oh my God, shut up.
the content. Like, look at you, like...
Here we go.
It's a 2v2 battle shot.
Come on, Chad. This is this. We need this. We need this. All right. A mouse in a game.
Not bad. Not a bad shout. Not a bad shout. Little book bag. Okay. $62.
Ha!
Yeah, just get the GGs going already, Chad.
Get the GGs going already.
Nice!
And I just see someone cackling.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
A charger statement.
you
you
you
you
you
you
So imagine I wanted to get a Tesla, oh my gosh, okay, chat, hold on a minute, chat,
What if I want to get something that's 20,000,
with this Rolex, and I do 75% odds,
and I use the whole thing and spin it?
How much would I come up? How much would I come up?
Four man's okay, what if I just did 10? So we were 10 like
Rolex
With 75% odds
But I don't even $2,000
But it's 80% it's 75% off
It's an 80% chance I hit.
I'm a 50-50?
Just for some bullshit like for a fucking Louis Vuitton supreme bet. Oh, this one's kind of tough
It will cost me three thousand seven hundred
Do I do which had or no
I
I can move this?
Where do I put it?
Like that? I like that a lot.
I get asked like that a lot.
I
Yes, yes, yes, okay.
2000.
Now are you selling for 4000?
New PC?
I'm going to sell it anyways. It doesn't matter.
I'm going to sell it anyways.
It doesn't matter to have a salad anyways.
Where do I put it, Chad?
Where do I put it?
Where do I put it?
Where do I put it?
Top right.
Come on, Chad.
I need this, Chad.
They're all sitting bottom, bottom right, like this.
Alright, here we go.
Nice, nice!
We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.
We're back, we're back, we're back.
We're back.
Don't get greedy.
I think I do one more battle.
This will be two, 30% borough, last battle of the day, a couple up here, how am I sped?
How am I sped?
Is this done to do?
I don't know, I fucked it up, what did I do?
I'm doing 3v3, something in my dick is telling me to do 3v3 chat.
Okay. Okay.
All right.
a little bit more chat.
So this one's gonna be very important.
All right.
Last battle of the day, chat.
Last battle of the day.
Two more of these.
One percent cars.
You gotta get that 1% chance in there, right?
And then, okay, what I'm here, don't borrow, I'm borrowing.
Do you guys understand what you borrow?
Borrowing's the method because you can get more value
with more packs, you get more chances.
It's probably 150, around 150.
Here we go.
All right, here we go.
Come on, let's play some calming music, let's play some calming music for, before, oh no.
Okay, all right, we're still up, we're still up, we're still up.
ooooooooooooh no. No. No no no no no. Yes stay there. Yes.
What is that? What is that?
OOOOHH. Oh my God I just wanna fuck at AP! I just wanna fucking AP!
I just want a fucking AP!
Oh my God!
What? What?
What?
I just want an AP!
What?
Oh my God!
Big!
Yes!
What?
Oh my God!
56k!
56k
Fuck it we celebrate doesn't matter what the rest guys
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god another one. Oh my god. I almost got it again. I almost got the car one. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Oh
My god
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
It doesn't matter if I borrow!
I don't give a fuck!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Give them, give them everything!
Don't want to hit that pole!
Ahhhh!
There you go!
Come on, keep running it up!
Wow!
Hey give them another gold give them a gold cuz everything I get everything give them a gold
bruh just give them it just give them I don't care give them it give them it fuck
oh a coroner man I actually care I do care I do care watch okay some dried oranges and a fake
G.I.D.
Holy shit!
You could cash out a real AP?
I'm a cardier Santos iced out Van Cleef.
Barrel 30% it doesn't matter though. It doesn't matter cuz I'd rather play it safe. Holy shit
Take the money?
I'm on a hot streak
Last one last one last one last one last one we got around the hot streak we got around the hot streak do I borrow or no
Can I get a gulp in the chat?
Are you all ready, chat?
Are y'all really ready?
Two beat two or 33?
Two beat two or 33?
I think two beat two, two, I think two beat two, two. Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
No borrow.
Wrist in one of the watches.
Come on.
I deserve it. I've been a good kid.
I've been a good kid. Come on.
Oh my God!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god
What
Oh my god
Yo yo yo what the fuck
I'm getting jerked off from the from the back
you
you
you
you
you
you
This is the $5 code y'all been asking for right here.
Lacey AP, he just sent it to me.
500 uses it has.
You must have signed up with Code Lacy.
Wait, can I have one more free battle before my last battle?
Let me get one more free battle for y'all.
Here's free battle chat, free battle.
Free battle, you have to sign up using Code Lacy.
Holy fuck.
I can't end on heater, I'm not gonna end on heater, I'm not gonna end on heater, don't
worry.
Don't worry.
Unlucky chat, unlucky chat.
So here's what I'm thinking, $150.
Okay, here's what I'm thinking.
I go here, a $5,000 item, some bullshit, okay?
And then I give, or no, I'm gonna do a $4,500 item.
Like these shoes, okay?
And I'm gonna give myself a 72% chance of winning.
Lucky.
It's not a fecal.
fake code. Fuck. Code invalid. I told you it had 500 UCs. I literally said it has 500
UCs, you fucking morons. Just because you did it five minutes after I told you and you
didn't get it doesn't mean shit. When Koda's max it says max it says invalid.
Okay I'll tell him. He said he said on it. Okay chat where do I drag this 72%
chance. I think right here.
Put them right, right here.
Surely I don't lose a 72% chance, right?
Do I do this or do I just run a battle chat?
A little left.
But if I get this, I could run a $4,500 battle.
No shot.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, oh my God, yes.
$4,500 battle. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. So low battle or team battle
Last one actual that one a fucking heater broke
I think a team one I think I do a team 2v2 low key though a solo I get everything now I'm gonna do 2v2
2v2 or 3v3
Solo no borrow
Solo note 3v3 is the best odds. Yeah, but I it splits into threes, whatever you win
What do solo no borrow
Last one job yeah, but a bot could get a big hit, but so can I
I don't want to think that I'm out of luck, I don't like to think like that.
It's not how it works, Jack.
It's not how it works.
It's not how it works.
Jack, code should work now, lacyap.
Jack, code should work now, lacyap.
I like the ice one I like red dream I like I love goat get ready come and
get on. Goodbye to this huge one. Okay, let's go to this one. Oh my gosh, I need to focus
from here now. This is actually this is going to be crazy. Last one, bro. But do three parking
I got one's, 32.
One was there.
All right, Chancellor, one-view, one battle.
Here we go.
Balls to the fucking wall, man.
Balls to the fucking wall.
Don't do 1v1, do a 2v2, and low key agree, bro, I did ask low key agree.
That might have just saved me that last minute change.
I think that last minute change might have just saved me.
Here we go.
Okay, okay, all good, all good, we're still up, we're still up I think.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, okay I gotta LV back, oh they gotta wall it though, oh no, oh no,
It's only round 8 of 24 chat, it's not the end of the world, but we need something huge
here bro
What the fuck is that
Okay
Yes, oh my god, what is what?
Oh my god, in a bag, in a bag.
Brother!
What a fucking odd you should... They said I shouldn't interview you.
Oh my god!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
What the fuck?
Oh!
Come on!
No borrow!
Shoot!
Yeah, okay, hey, keep juicing me! Keep jerking me off!
Pack magic, man, fuck it!
Give me some reddit.
Maybe? No.
I'm gonna fuck it, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, how do we know it's now fake?
Maybe because I've lost four strings in a row.
And then today I fucking go up 57.
I can't end on a heater.
I can't end on a heater $6,000 voucher, split into two, 3,000 sell.
I mean like 2v2 or 3v3 or 1v1 fuck it 1v1 1v1 we'll do a 1v1 we'll do a $3,000 solo battle
and no borrow.
What are you thinking here, Chad?
Boys trip? Gucci gang?
See the little art?
I'm doing my treat. Here we go.
All right, Chad. Here we go. Do all parking lot.
I'm just going to lose that.
So, y'all want me to just...
But I just hit on the parking lot.
I feel that's not smaller.
It would be 30 parking lot cases.
Technically, it would be 60.
your chat. It would be 36 parking lots. It's a 0.06 percent chance, 0.07 percent chance.
I don't think it's worth it.
All right, fuck your last one, don't it?
Are y'all sure it's not 50-50, it says what the odds are?
But I'm on a, you know what? I'm on a heater. I'm on a heater. I'm on a heater. Come on.
Okay.
Okay, this chat actually does ruin a crazy heater, huh, nice, chat actually does ruin
a crazy heater.
Why did I listen to y'all, bro?
Be grateful 18 cents on the way.
Oh, oh, oh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Not this weak-ass car again, 12 bands, 12 bands, 12 bands, 12 bands, oh my God, oh my
God, what the fuck, Jack?
We told you.
Not gonna lie, I got a tip y'all out.
I got a tip y'all out.
Again, again.
Just don't give them anything.
Bro, was that a jurist that I was so close to just now?
There's a 500K jurist.
Oh my God, I just won again.
Another 12k I just want to I have two cars right now a
Fucking Chevy spark split into two
So
Let me see some chatters let me see some chatters in this bitch
Stranger Dale, I got you.
I'm only giving it to people I see in a chat on a daily basis.
I'm not going to lie.
Lacey's left big toe, always here.
I'm looking, Chad, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, stable
Junior always see stable Junior in the chat.
All right, chat.
Here we go.
Are y'all ready?
Are we ready?
What the fuck?
Here we go.
2v2, no borrow, 6K.
6K.
Three parking lots just in case, two parking lots.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Right, see, run it.
Here we go, Jen.
I guess this is hitting again.
Like I guess this is hitting again.
I guess?
Oh my God.
OH MY GOD AGAIN!
OH MY GOD AGAIN!
BANG! What is that? Oh my god! A super room cruiser! What the fuck? What? Bro! What? Dude! Bro!
Okay, no, they just can't wait. They just cannot get a goal. They just cannot get a goal.
Stay there, stay there, stay there, stay there, stay there again.
Oh my God.
Two, two.
Oh my gosh.
Brother, what the fuck?
Why are y'all saying fuck, it's not hitting again, are y'all on drugs?
I was here for the Subaru Cruiser win.
Watch the bot hit a lambo.
Just got a mom mobile?
No, okay.
Last one, please do not give him any bullshit.
Just show right here, perfect, beautiful.
Brother, I don't even know what to say right now.
I feel like I gotta do it again.
I have to do it again till it misses, right?
As soon as it misses them all,
or do I do a normal battle real quick,
see if I can run it up, then do that.
What do y'all think?
No, okay, fuck it.
I'm gonna just keep doing this until it misses,
or until I lose.
Not really sure how this is hitting.
You know what, I'm gonna do 20,
because I did 18, 19, now I'm going to 20.
Here we go.
As soon as he's all parking lot losing, I'm out.
But until then, I don't really know.
No shot.
Oh my God.
There's no way he gets three in a row.
Oh, yeah, Gigi, Gigi, I'll get his towel.
It's gonna hit round eight. I guess
Oh no round 13 round 14
Halfway there nothing yet chat. Ah Gigi bro
Oh my god, something got in there.
GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG.
We had a great run.
Oh god, great run though.
Oh god, great run.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my god!
Hahahahaha.
Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh.
Congratulations.
We got 40 cents, bro.
Bro.
80 billions.
No, I'm not doing one more jam, I'm not doing one more, fuck no, fuck no baby!
I can get a Bitcoin.
It's at 60.
So what if, I was gonna say hypothetical real quick,
hypothetical real quick.
What if I did something that was $100,000,
Like a cyber truck and I put 80 K on it
I'm taking that shit I'm taking that shit, bro. Oh my gosh, that was crazy
Holy shit, shall we sketch ready what is sketch doing?
W, run, crazy fucking run, crazy fucking run.
Tips, yeah, I'm gonna do tips, I'm gonna do tips,
I'm gonna do tips, I'm gonna do tips,
actually I'm gonna do tips real quick,
I'm gonna do tips real quick, hold on.
I gotta find something that's worth like a thousand.
Like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
that's good, that's good, that's good.
One more.
Look at you guys spamming, bro.
Two, four, five, six, good work.
There we go.
All right, let me see a shot.
Polo clips.
You're a clipper.
another.
Funnily to you.
Rogue.
All we see Rogue in a chat.
Funnily to you.
Hmm, who do I always see in the chat, bro? Who do I always see in the chat?
Let me stop when I see someone
Just me looks familiar
Okay, I'm gonna speak random people. I'm gonna speak random people. Okay, it's a
He is a 18 month song.
Let me do...
Yo, stop fucking mod-walling!
I'm going to do the curiosity.
Let me show him on some love.
Let me show him on some love.
All right, Snilly.
Elijah, non-sub.
I got you, brother.
Let me do pickle fingers, nine month sub, not a bad shout, not a bad shout at all.
See that?
You just got everything that you've been subbed for back, because you're a sub.
Dan, Dan's an OG, 32 and a half year sub.
There we go.
Nice and blitz, another mod.
Okay, just tip 10 people 100.
Please Lacy, I need this.
If y'all want to be able to get tips in the future, just kind of sign up using code LACY
and then you can get tips.
Evil Panda, that's an OG.
I recognize that name.
Last one.
226 for Evil Panda.
There we go.
There we go.
All right.
There we go.
There we go, chat.
W's in the fucking chat, man.
W's in the fucking chat.
Holy shit.
What a fucking run, bro.
What a fucking run am I running?
What a fucking run am I right and we got to tip out over like two bands to the chat
Sheesh
So I can't believe this
Holy shit. W. W. Wipp.
Chad what is Sketch doing?
Sketch ending?
Fuck.
Alright Chad, I'm gonna go P really quick. Okay I'm gonna play a random song that I choose.
I'm just gonna go to liked songs, random song.
I got to pee real quick.
He said I'm all in, he said I'm all in the middle of the ground
We in Miami, the middle of the world and we up in Katsuki
And we in the middle of the world and we can't even work in the rain
Can't imagine my homies inside of my soul cause I know they be trapped in the lock
I can't keep taking these pills when I'm in the church and they say I be capping the lock
I know a nigga who says he ain't rich off the dope but I know he be acting the lock
I know some niggas who sit in a two dollar seat and nigga be laughing the lock
Yeah, that same one's all a fool and nigga ain't that dog a fool
I'm standing inside you, I'm standing in my room
You could not come and go around me, you tried to back on me, I cannot forget it
Jack, is Ron staying on or is he like...
Yo, I can't believe I just won 80...
You guys are understand how crazy that is?
Holy fuck.
That is insane.
You just made what my mom makes in a year, Lacey.
If I do how to put it like that, bro.
Wait, Chad, who's around playing the tournament with?
I
Don't want a Corvette anymore icy snakes low-key. I don't want a Corvette anymore. I got what I wanted
Lacy did you see this?
Yeah, I saw that money was pregnant
Yeah, who's wrong playing the tournament with?
Or is it a solo tournament?
What is it?
Ladies?
Uh...
Uh, did Ambrus Ketch really end it?
Nah, Chet, if he ended it, he's not going to.
He said you've dubbed him.
double my phone was dead if you tried to call me see smoke with Ron I doubt Ron's
gonna want to smoke again
He will.
And he's playing Rocket League.
Yeah, I guess he's going to want to.
He did not say yeah.
He said yes so Ron said yes to smoking. Oh my god. No, we did he literally banned my name from his chat
Oh my god, oh my god, we're in the next game.
Look at this shirt lying, bro.
Look at this shirt just fucking lying their asses off.
Damn, bro.
Hotbox the bike.
We've done some shit, I'm going to go here.
No, no, no, no.
What's the result?
Wrong day, wrong day, wrong day.
I'm so confused.
You guys know I just woke up all together, I just typed in an all chat and it's fucking
straight Spanish.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Bad, good, racist, good.
I'm so confused.
Am I muddied?
What?
What?
Oh my God.
I'm not going to fuck on the wall, child.
Curiosity said, I love you.
No way Curiosity was worth $800.
You live in the same house and use your feet and go upstairs.
That's so far, though, bro.
That's so far.
Should I hop on Rocky League?
See, like right now, Chad, normally, I would just be like, like, I don't know, I don't
IRL? Yeah, but doing what? It's 8 p.m. It's getting like late-night hours right now.
Smoke weed and watch animal planning. What the fuck?
I see a darling wants to play rocket league is she good is she gonna sell my shirt? They'll be honest
She's ass just ask all of us she wants to play she can't be that bad
She can't be that bad she is
My phone won't turn on.
about the Druze car?
Ron said no, okay.
I figured.
This is Bonnie Blue's kid's dad.
Bonnie Blue confirms father of her child
has left the country, so he wants nothing to do with them
after she got pregnant.
Stop messaging me, you banged 400 others that day,
I got nothing to do with this stupid fuckery of yours.
Brother, this poor child, she said,
I'm ready to become a mother?
Could you imagine how unlucky you got to be in life to be one of 400 dudes to fuck a girl
and then she gets pregnant with your kid?
That's fucking unlucky dude.
2K?
I don't even have 2K downloading.
because more than smash my fucking console and then I got a new one but I
it's just sitting here I've ever even turned it on like a lie
I might have just played fucking rocket League
Can you guys hear the game or another?
How bad is Darla?
Like is she actually really bad?
She just unlocked ranked.
But is she going to sell me and ranked?
Y'all are both bad.
I'm not bad.
I'm good at this game. I'm talented at rocket league
Bro just smoke you dragon rocket league your brother. How about you smoke? Why do you want to watch me? How about you smoke?
If you want to fucking get high so bad how about you watching how about you smoke instead of watching me
I'm actually good at this game, that's the craziest part.
What
That is a free goal
Wow, Lay! Can I get a W Lay in the chat, bro?
What is that fucking Grinch hand?
W saved Lay.
Wow, this one is so difficult.
I'm a crumb bro like my D is so poor but my office is ass
So yeah, there's so much time, that's a little fun
Oh my god, this guy has better dicting me
On the go
It's that simple it's kind of living that's better dicting me
I'm lucky you get a leather jacket son, okay, my fuck is kid
Darla's mad at you
My god, I've been over I've been over let I've been over let this guy's fucking this let me squish you on all
Yeah, that's my be squishy on all
Yeah, that's my be squishy on all
What a fucking save.
He's way better than you.
So you guys think this guy's better than you, Jim?
Bro, his defense is just good.
I'm a child. I'm a fucking child
I need a squalor.
Yup, that's how you play defense.
Bro take on that a make this guy's probably a grandchild
Oh my god, oh my god. Like oh my god. Like oh my god. Like
Yes
Oh, no.
I want to ask if you want to play in the tournament.
I can't if I do that.
I'll have to leave it there for the after though.
Wow, oh it's in 48 minutes, okay.
I'm down to play it.
I'm down in 48 minutes, so I'm down as well.
Come on, man.
Oh my God.
Yo, J, I'm actually playing good with this guy,
he's just fucking.
I guess that guy's a good one and not a smurf.
I guess.
So let's see if this jacket off in any shade is more than what I'm fucking made of.
I called her on discourse, she didn't answer.
Dumpling in a leather jacket.
Another three K and parking lot nabs fuck you, dude
I'm trying to play with Darla, but she's not answering.
I called her on Discord and I'm inviting her on a game.
I'm just going to sit.
She doesn't want to play.
Okay?
Okay.
Now just play along, you fuck.
Come on.
It's time to lock in, bro.
I need to play a locking song.
I
to that McDonald's, took it to my fast spot, 560 St. Street,
catch me in the kitchen like the simmers with them K Street,
cruise the down K Street, off-white Lexus, driving so slow with EK's from Texas,
me I'm up the best stop.
I guess you could be any better.
There's a reason, there's a reason, you're chatting and I'm playing by the, this is
I'll just have to wait for this one to come up.
Why? Oh yes, a great jam.
Wow lay wow what a flip reset off the wall what a flip reset off the fucking wall
It don't matter to me what you say.
This guy, Lacey, is probably Pete Grandchamp.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
I'm gonna show y'all why.
I'm probably a Pete Grandchamp, right?
I'm gonna watch this.
It's called momentum, right?
I'm too good at this game take out
Yeah, I would have been a-
Chit chat!
That actually was a really good area.
You want to know how I handle balls while she hits?
Oh that's how you handle balls
I might be SSL!
I might be SSL!
I mean my skill level definitely flattened them right but the thing is I just make some
I'm stupid mistakes sometimes. That's the only thing.
Wow, wow, man. Wow, Leigh. You're making me well. How good you are.
I guess you see, like, stupid mistake right there, but it's all good as long as they take
out.
I can flash on the floor.
Watch this, Chad.
That's what I'm talking about.
Come on, come on, come on.
Any chance, watch this.
I know the turning that nine though, right?
See what these gold players said you just got to wait them to make a mistake it's that simple brother
You want to play I'm down to play we're on I'm down there on down there on down there on
Wow just for you
Just for you can't be
Hell, ego. Who did I ego? I just said I'm down to play with him. I just said I'm down to play. What?
I'm not silver.
Who's she said to call her? Who? Who is this? She said she didn't want to play!
She didn't, but now she does nice, bro, but it's gonna rock a leak.
I'm gonna just get off rock early, bro.
She's just a girl song.
It's either L man's or L boys, right? Yeah, bro. It's a lose lose for me now. I'm not gonna lie though
It's actually not she said she didn't want to play so I told her on I play. That's not my fault
Oh.
Mama texting.
I
Nice hey, bro. Yeah. Yeah, it's just real fucking time
Yeah, we have a tournament in a tournament and all I want to say is being ladies fucking
Coated hey guys sergeant interrupt. It's Guapo. Hello. Ron. Hello, ladies
That's not a lease
I don't give a fuss bro, I'm a gamer, I'm locked in.
I'm locked in there, I'm locked in, fuck you.
There's a chain of hated men, I lost this.
Oh yeah, wait, okay, I can't even straight for fucking bloody jam though.
Fuck you.
Hey Cbro, I'm not kidding, we have 30 minutes until tournament, you're gonna sell us or what?
I sell you them because you're not playing fucking good. You just both missed the ball
I expected me to recover for you a person who thinks too much. There's nothing at all, but thank you
I'm gonna hit it after they do here
You gonna fucking hit it?
Why the fuck would you go for the ball if I was?
Because I am the ball.
The ball.
The ball.
It's not for me to hit it.
You are bad?
I bet.
Watch this then.
Oh my.
Nice little that.
Nice run.
Nice.
Nice, Lace.
Free go, free go.
Open that.
Nice.
That's how to do it.
That's how to do it.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Nice run.
Nice run.
I got 10,000 bits
What's a narcissist
I
Got it got it
I'm not good off the wall boys. I'm never good for it off the wall
Yo Billy Chris thanks for the rain. Thank you, my brother. W. Billy
Yeah, you're okay? Don't worry about it.
Yeah, what did she tell me, Chad?
I've got to start leaning back when I shoot.
Lean back a little bit, and then core.
I'm pretty sure if I'm gonna use that.
Uh, I will say that could have been a goal.
Nope. Top right, top right, top right.
That's not...
There it is. Now it's a goal.
There you go, guys. How do you do it, baby?
Little twist the rune, Chad. Twist my dick.
No, actually, what you're doing right now
is probably so sweaty.
Oh my god, I'm feeling the first time I've seen him.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
I swear to god, there's going to be a day where I grow up
and I'm going to see my own sons like Edith.
And I'm just being honest with you.
Let's be real.
You better not have the cheese down there.
You better be a clean boy.
You understand me?
No infections are going to run in my family.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
How is that like weird, bro?
Like, god damn, I can't.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I said, better be doing fucking aerials at 12, bro.
Or else he's going into fucking adoption.
I'm going to go far.
You better have fucking this diamond on whatever Call of Duty is out by then.
Call of Duty 932.
You better have diamond.
Over the middle, over the middle, over the middle.
It's not crazy to say that, chef.
It's actually not crazy to say anything about it.
Imagine, imagine you'd like, go to like, wash your son's dick like in the back.
Oh my god, these kids are getting...
Yeah, they're going to wash their own son's penis and it's gonna...
well like yourself young man there's one time i saw my cousin's penis and boy i
he's the bad fucking thing away
why is shawty me he said
i don't know what's going on right now i don't know i need to i'm on i'm in the benjamin
I
Was that put that boy nothing the way
Dude, I my aerials are always off by like half a second chat. Is that just the disabled buff?
No, no, no, no nice run
Holy area off the wall
I'm here man. I'm not here. Good save. Once again boys. I'm looking to finish. Finish all over him.
Nice!
You're actually a Jew.
Fuck you Jew!
That was good. The equalizer. I'll go.
It's always like a half second early.
BANG!
I
Weird oh, I think I spoke a lot to these you just gotta pay karma now
Up the wall way back over the middle big okay
There's ads
Oh
How do you jump off the wall chat?
I like nice lace nice show look like a better at fucking losing weight
okay hitting the gym more than once a week or fucking shadow see not eat
everything like a fucking vacuum well that's such a better over the fucking
pet for longer than 35 minutes
I
Take it
Fucking try hard. So fucking hard
I'm hitting it
I'm not done. I'm shit. I'm a little I'm a bad thing. We're good. No, I'm okay. You go lacy you go lacy
Oh my god, you better just pinch that.
Let's go one win for that boys.
Follow that bro, that job.
Follow that, follow that.
Follow my feet.
Actually, you do bro.
That's how we do it.
That's how we do it.
Future tournament winners.
Sir, man.
Now that was a game.
Sir.
Nice jerky slide.
Nice jerky slide.
Nice jerky slide.
Nice jerky slide.
Nice jerky slide.
Nice jerky slide.
I'm sick. He's live.
Wow, bro. Suki's live at 8.30.
Did that even go live today, bro?
No.
What on earth? What is this song?
What is this? Shout someone tell me.
Shout the shots out?
Oh, yeah. I actually want to see some shots, too.
The phoenix in the shop? The pink body?
Oh, it's kind of fucking really hard.
Hey, what other body colors are there?
Chad is every color you go. They see I'm gonna work on it. Yeah, probably play
Chad pretty sell I just get fucking nutted on what is that?
Oh, they went ice bucket challenges.
Oh, she's gonna be throwing the clan.
I forgot.
I gotta stop missing, bro.
Stop missing, bro. Stop missing, Ron.
Fucking dumbass.
Fucking moron.
I
Please
Boy
It pinched up right
Up there it actually pissed off me watch watch out. Yeah, I got it. That was a good area almost. I almost dunked on his ass
Yeah, I didn't see a little pinch there. Yeah
a lot of beach
good I did I just missed it bro you go
Lacy hold our guy why you guys take
question mark and someone said the end
would rock my head off oh my god
nice I think I still close it yeah we
definitely win in this tournament put
on everybody's life yeah we are playing
good okay well he actually did not
Here
Chas a crazy stage, I only believe we would actually win an ass
Gigi man.
Ha ha ha ha! Let's go!
Can they pull it off? Let's go!
Yo, FF. Gigi, FF.
You.
Are. A.
Oh fuck, that does not look good.
Yo!
That does not look good.
What?
They're both over-kicked off.
refunding your predictions you predicted wrong
how are we fine
actually um
they're wasting
they're working with
dude are you walking one more time bro?
you're a funnel
hold on
a lot of pitch action on that
oh my
oh
tgf with the 50
yep dad
Hello here. W. Sony Jefferson in the chat man. That's not coming. True. You're doing good T. Jeff. True true. I want to win. I do think we can win. Don't wait I'm gonna be mad. Someone else is gonna be in the future. Thank you for the 50 bomb T. Jeff.
Lazy actually has fucking four balls and Lazy has none. We got a Lazy in the chat that ass
Can we get a Lazy just for the one time?
Fucking two assists two saves. No I get it low key sometimes stashy don't be showing. No look does
That watch this then
Nice to hit.
No itchy fo-
Ah.
In the middle?
FUUUUCK!
I'm so close to being-
I'm so close to mastering the aerial.
Oh my god, buddies.
Oh my god, ladies.
Five goals?
Ladies, five goals.
Ladies, I want to jerk you off of the bag.
That's just like your dad.
Are you minding getting a magic and getting jerked off from behind?
That actually drives you a fucking amazing.
It has to.
He's up the nut too.
Amazing, bro.
I need you to turn me off.
We can arrange it.
Actually, now you probably have like...
You probably have to carry me.
Oh, you said that.
That gives us all the controller.
I actually just went off the wall for a second.
Wait, I'm a little confused.
Is this one again, the net?
Like, the ball in the net or what is it gonna do?
Nah, bro.
I love the energy going into this tournament.
Yeah, I love it.
Loving it.
Loving it.
Loving it, bro.
A whole lot of fucking negative towards your own teammates.
Hey!
HAHAHAHAHA
Hey buddy, I thought you were off-stream for a second
I thought you were off-stream
Yeah, what now? Fuck you, Rob, fuck you!
Wait, there's four more still on me, bro
Talk to me when you have more than one assist
That's a casual thing, everyone knows that
Everyone knows one assist
Look, you see how mine's just one goal, one shot, you're just one for three
Fuckin' cheeseburger
We go for her
I think they're just giving up where they gave up.
If I could have saw you get the kickoff there like I ever felt.
Let's go!
Lacey, what are you doing bro?
He's fucking wallkissing.
Lacey, what are you doing bro?
Lacey, get a goal.
Come on Lacey, log in.
Oh
Shit place easy easy my life out of the nation day forfeb, bro. They see shit play solo trios
Can they forfeit so we could just get out this fucking game
Now they're just gonna keep going I guess you get more score chat if you
Wait if you win with a great boy
I wonder if you get water fucking illa.
Is it illa with this or does it just win?
I think it's just, I don't know.
I'm fucking blowing the water right here is all y'all.
Lacey, just try to be weird or just like ruin my whole goal.
Lacey, why are you trying to be weird over here?
It's so weird bro.
No fucking god damn we're all trying to steal it.
Lacey catch up bro.
Lacey catch up.
Only two for four shots.
How do I have two goals but one shot I'm that good.
Fuck!
What the fuck did you say oh shit
You guys are actually pretty good. Yeah, why are they not for me at least he's gonna every game he plays he's actually the dope
Thank You
Yes.
It's pretty good, Joe.
Hey!
That is the most fun of the day!
I would have dumped on him, too. Look at this.
This doesn't make sense.
Gotta assist.
Oh, it's good.
I don't understand, I think it's D1 if somebody in the chat, if somebody in the chat literally
says a little compliment to me.
What age do people stop getting breastfed milk?
How is it D1 for someone to say let's see so good at every game you play here today?
It's not D1.
That's just literally like normal and saying something nice to me.
I
See good actually I can hold it laugh chap predicts out
Wait attorneys in 20 minutes
How old are you wrong 23 to my age
We have any talk actually psyched
a lot yes that's like like I mean I'm second one a customer second one a
bad thing remember someone streaming games I just put on my second monitor and I
just put my own game every time. How many times a month? How many other people have
the other second monitor right now while they're doing homework or maybe playing
their own video game? You know, actually facts, type a one in the chat if you haven't
we on your second monitor or if you are playing a game right now. Exactly bro, watching the game hits but sometimes it's really not nothing to play.
It's just like fired up
And also like see other people have fun the game
You're on my ninth monitor
Any truck drivers are watching me like I'm sitting watching my
Don't fire
I'm talking about you on the intercom
It's a born out of your ass pretty fucking death
I'm gonna go!
What?
Your second monitor content?
No I'm not!
I'm first monitor content!
I'm hungry!
I wanna watch a movie!
Here you go.
Run run!
Helmet person did you make up that name? No, I'm not sure I actually got told by the doctor
I got so many passions
What up play
You don't fit on either of my monitors, you fat chud, all right?
You can go with that.
L-pins, L-pins.
L-mods in the check.
Are you going to L-mods, Ben?
No!
Who just came here to block me?
I'll take it.
Right back.
Nice, Lace.
There you go.
Are we on the center?
No!
It's a top!
Okay.
Nice one.
No, I decide that I was going to go more side.
I'm not just...
We got a score here.
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, no.
We got a story that we're good. Oh, no. Oh my god
boy
No way
Only ass chatted everything
The pitch
You got that least
No way, don't worry, don't worry, did I play dead?
Wait, did he pinch that?
No, I think he's not really allowed to hiccup.
Maybe, I don't know.
Okay, come on.
Yeah, you go in now, play now, play now, play now.
I'm going to lurk on you, man.
Wait, Loki!
No!
No!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm there. We're here. Yep. We're chilling. I'm hitting this
Nice, please. Nice
Nice one back hit so you get to follow it up
Okay, it's fine. It's still alright. It's all the matters that it's on our and we got to play full offense here
We got a load on them
I'm going up
I mean
I
Miss oh my god
Tournament winners. These are probably plat 3s.
I mean, yeah.
These are probably plats. These are probably plats.
Chat, chat, was that my fault? You can be honest, too.
I gotta know some times.
I gotta know some times, bro.
If that's my fault.
Bye.
There's a mad beef in the chat? Who's beefin' in the chat?
Drew!
Can you give me a snack?
I
See you
Like some speed who shit what the fuck was that wait what the fuck was that I don't know
Try to don't see that I know
Why do y'all say W pain else no good
I'm still gonna boost in this one they have no boost if you guys hit the spawn they have
No, stop bumping me fat bitch
Wait, oh my god
Wow
Holy cheeser
What the sticky cheese is that a sticky cheese or is that a wrap?
Like what is that?
Like what is that?
Is that a sticky cheese or a rat?
Here's my title to tournament with Lacey and Lace.
You go all Lacey.
I'm winning my first tournament.
What is that Lace doing?
It's going buddy.
Lights on and people are watching.
It's going back middle.
It's going back middle.
It's going back middle.
There you go. There's that photo man
No, we're just so fucking away, bro. You're gonna hit it. Oh, I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it
Still any blinkers my life's a blinker
Get on out of there boy
Hey, I'm sure nice
Nice Lace!
Oh, it's...
Ohhhh!
Clitters!
So what's Fusey to do right now, boys?
They're all gonna miss.
How many arenas are in the game chat, is someone telling me?
I should have bumps, so you guys can finish depth up.
Lazy!
It's okay.
I saw that.
Son, Meeho, son!
I got it.
Son, Meeho, son.
What the fuck is a Meeho?
I still don't get it.
You got it?
Little touch, little touch, little touch.
I'll be a floater.
Tom got him!
Tom got his big jack!
The bro!
It's a floater.
Still a hell of a time for one more.
Shiver's dancing on me on a island like Rihanna.
Actually, that's how he's had boys.
That's on his head boys. Yeah, honestly guys. Does anyone know the Jericho meme with Jake Paul and Erica Costello?
Does anyone know that or am I just too old?
Anybody no, I got you
Basically it goes like open that
Oh fuck
Shit the chat message
Come on hit it so go
Bob pinched it right now. Wow. Wow, please. I'm shit there boys. Oh, I keep going sideways and fucking dumb ass
Oh, yeah, I went sideways bro. It's the same shit. Why am I black and white bro? What was that?
Yeah, do you guys all watch the stream on Twitch?
We still win this? Yeah, we have so much time left. Oh my god, there's no way they can get me some lucky ass things.
Watch out! Why do I keep going sideways? I'm confused.
You might do me like a fucking dumbass.
Your luck's good.
You might just be like, muscle memory on me.
You? Maybe?
Oh, good try.
There are new ones.
I'll leave you to your playstation.
It's one on the wall.
I'm ready for the tournament! Let me get a mate!
I can't get there.
I'm there, man, I'm there, man.
Nice.
Again, we're getting better rotations
We got to get a quick go here.
We gotta unload on him.
Come on, unload on this guy.
We gotta unload on him.
I'm middle, I'm middle, I'm middle, I'm middle.
Oh, goal.
Coming to the middle.
Oh, get it, get it.
Nice!
Nice, go!
Hey, how the fuck was that not my goal?
What do you think?
I don't think so.
One more.
Go!
Come on.
Don't worry about it. Play for a big boot.
Play for a big boot.
Take this.
Got a team?
Oh fuck, Phantom. There's a tournament in like 10 minutes, bro.
Mario! Up the wall!
Phantom, respond to my text, bro.
Oh fuck.
Up the wall again, someone!
In the shot! In the goal!
Good shit
I'll go what do you play now? What do you learn?
Come on our side
Okay, this is this is how you win tournaments is winning overtime game job. Come on on our side. We got it. We got it
Back on our side I'm bumping them. I'm bumping them
Not the million player now. I'm playing back for boost
Okay, I'm going up for this I
Miss oh no
No shot he gets that pinch!
And we all went for it, we're dog shit.
God damn it bro.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky. Can we get a cheese?
I'm lucky with that.
There's two cheese, bro. Literally just two cheese.
I just want to see two cheese, bro.
I don't even want to see the emo. I just want to see two of them.
Are we queuing or waiting?
Chad, do we queue or wait?
Yo, when you guys open your legs up, does it smell?
No dog shit ass Russian was that I was in Zane
Maybe it's like a thousand degrees and I'm wearing fucking no draw what in my fucking pants right now
Now it's younger in high school none of my friends like played video games with me
In fact, I never played GTA every time I'd play it they would just blow me up if I got in a plan
Just thought I should share a quick. Why are you always in a plane? I just loved it, bro. So much fun
No, what is my fucking title?
What is my title like what is my title? Oh, this would be sick if it was fucking not
yellow, dude
Oh
Bro mods fix my title or I'm gonna kill burger simple wait what?
Can everyone type a emote of speed in my chat please while I go pay
Yeah, what's a good gold explosion again?
The paper dragon one yeah, I know splash but I it's not in my shop I
Just want a good goal explosion. Do you think I could ask do you think I could ask epic games if they could
I'm gonna ask epic games. They can give me some codes
Hey, I was wondering if it would be possible to give me some rocket lead cosmetic codes.
Use code Lacey and stay driving.
What if Burger changed his name to Fries?
Why are you watching T4 on my TV right next to my fucking stream?
Like, how do I show it?
You can get Splash for three hours and watch Rockin' League?
What?
I've watched Rockin' League for three hours?
Wait, how do I have a drops on?
Do I get drops?
Oh my god, I do have drops.
Chat, chat, chat, let me know if you hear this, ready?
Listen.
Wait, how do I claim it?
A new sponsor opportunity is available.
Wait, they offer me sponsorships in the Wings, which?
What was my farts smell like rancid like bird shit?
Marvel Rivals
Yo, one time when I was younger, I'll be honest with you, there's another story
There was a bird that shit on my mom, she had a Honda Accord
Not my mom, like my mom's car, excuse me
I'm not gonna lie, I was like a 7 years old, I licked it
Yeah, how do I get the splash explosion? How do I get it?
How do I get the splash explosion?
Rocket League booster Major Sun.
I had to connect my Epic Games.
How do I connect it?
It is.
Wait, is my name Lacey himself?
Wait, what?
Do I unlink this?
And then relink it or no?
What it says connect and then it takes me to my epigames, so it's making me think that
it's not my, fuck I'm just gonna do it, unlink, unlink, link, continue, authorize, what
What did I just do?
Oh my god, I'm a fucking moron.
Just lost all my drops.
I just claimed everything.
No longer available?
I only have 6% all because I wasn't technically logged in to get it.
I'm such a fucking chod bro wait can I watch my own stream and get it is that how it works
Wait, I did not mean to do that running or that
Hey up
I chat this is a real tournament lock in just to remain lurking if you're gonna
actually have a reading with them on I don't want to collab with you right
you're not at a hierarchy viewers anymore good I don't want to bro don't ask
Here we go
Yeah, this is the tourney that we win that ass
Raise corrupted by this 30 years old
30
Where does that put them?
He was 20 years old
He was drew walls current age ten years ago deal
Yeah, but trust me. We are women this fucking turn baby. Come on. Come on. Lock it lock it lock it leads you
We actually gonna lock in there. No
It's turn this I don't play about
Under they suck their shots their shots their shots
Wow, we just all three went for a buck. I'm going back little middle
I'm not gonna let the bomb tech might be mad at me.
Oh, that falls where?
Fuck!
Nice.
We have nobody in there.
Can I be over committee?
I'm hitting it.
Nice.
Let's go.
I'm getting it.
Nice.
That's right, that's right, that's good.
No, go pinch, go pinch, go pinch, go pinch.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Oh, he's fucking...
He's flying through the windshield, bro.
I went flying through the windshield.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, my God.
That stays nice.
No guys, Ray is not 40 years old, you dumb asses.
Can I be playing GTA 4?
Is that enough?
No.
Is that enough?
Nice plays to great hit.
It's a great shot, guys!
It's a great shot! WLASER CHAT!
Thank you, boys.
Alright, listen, we haven't played to their mistakes.
As long as we don't make mistakes, we win.
me like what is that guy doing he's a clap me me me me me yeah I'll work
yeah yeah yeah yeah I just kind of hate you
yeah too high again okay I'm here remember don't you play out I'm working
I'm hitting this, I'm hitting this, I'm getting that.
Getting a net.
Can we get a hundred gift of chat for that flip reset net?
Oh! Finish!
Holy shit balls!
I'm back on D, I'm back on D, I'm back on D.
I'm no boost, I'm no boost.
Even soil.
Let it go.
It's me, it's me.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
My mind's going right now.
Seems like there's a little bit of boss on our chat.
I'm no boost, it's your boost.
Oh my gosh
Got it up on out of there
Up and I to go to over middle over middle beautiful
I'm hitting this off the bounce
Yes
It's a tourney
Let's do this.
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, I'm alert, I'm alert.
Go ahead!
That's a goal, Ron, that's a goal!
Oh my god!
Go ahead, boys!
Easy to dance.
Easy to dance.
Let's go, boys.
Money in the bank?
Let's go, money in the bank.
The bank teller, no uh...
Oh
Traitor on our team ever bumped me into our goal, and I'm not skipping. Let's see who's playing for the white and blue
We're gonna lock in y'all you're lucky you
Oh
No Marlin wouldn't have let that go gone he would use his brains and hero logically stop it
It's me reset I flip reset it
We're good. We're good. I'm hitting here. It's me. Oh my God. Oh my God. A really
good hit. Don't finish it. Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Nice to see you.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Nice run.
Fuck you guys.
My asshole wasn't so fucking fucked up about that.
Reset.
Reset again.
Reset again.
Oh my flip resets.
OH FUCK! Mineral 1, Mineral 1! Oh wait!
Heh heh heh!
That was honest, Matty.
Oh my god, he's just swinging a miss, boys!
Hold my middle.
Nice, Lee. So, over the middle again.
Nice, you broke rule 1. Oh, you just gave us that much to hold on to.
Oh, I didn't. It was with Lee. It was with Lee.
That doesn't matter. Rule 1, fix you. You don't break rule 1.
He did scoot back. He did throw his d-d-damage and reverse.
I had no boost. I don't know why people called him for that.
I just scrolled a little bit, just for a minute.
Chad, no one's not with your own teammate as in town.
I got this.
I gave up.
Hey bro, I'm gonna help them.
Let's go, Chad! First game of tournament, W!
One for one, bro. One for one. One for one.
Good shit, boys.
Wait, that was a tournament winner and we beat them?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I'm just so fucking ready, bro.
What are you ready for?
So ready, bro. I'm just so ready just to fucking play, bro.
I'm just like, I'm just having fun.
I'm not gonna lie, bro, like I'm carrying the fuck out of you guys a little bit.
little bit. I'm not caring to the point where I care, but like, I don't know, bro, like,
listen, we're going crazy right now. Let's not stop going crazy.
That's right. I appreciate you caring because like when you're playing with low
ranks, I know it can be frustrating. So it's really nice.
You built like a deep breath.
What does that even mean?
How can you be built like a deep breath?
They're sweaties.
I don't care how sweaty they are, bro.
The Justice Jugglers?
They see right here.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
Why are they all, why is my whole chat still being 3W streamed?
Street
They don't believe in us
But it don't matter because we believe in us. I got ball
playing back and play back
I got it. I got it. Leave it. Leave it completely. Okay. I
I have no boost.
I have no boost.
Wait a minute.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
I'm coming out of that.
I'm coming out of that.
I hit the side bro.
I hit the side.
W stream bro.
W stream is over.
W stream.
Playing that.
Playing that.
Playing that.
I'm back. I'm back. Y'all can do play nice job. Don't push the boost. We're all playing
on us. It's back over the middle. It's back over the middle. It's back over the middle.
by three cars in my ass right now none of them have boost either they're just
drooling it's not a whole lot of them!
Let me stream bro, let me stream
oh no, I just got fucking, he's low
straight out of the field, seatbelt bro
damn
really easy
nice good hit
finish it, finish it, finish it
no
No, that's it, oh nice try, oh no, no you scream.
Oh my god, I deadass had three, all three just fucking went back, I deadass fell like
one of the plug for a sec.
What?
It's you ladies.
Okay I'll play up here.
I haven't played it in a play up please.
all you all you all you all you all you all you I'm here I'm hitting off the wall
I got it, I got it, I got it!
No one fucked up!
He's there anyway.
I missed these.
I'm doing a set R.
Wait.
Someone tell him you're back.
I got it.
No, I'm moving up.
I'm here, man. Got it out.
I got it. Yo, we still win this.
I'm not even sure if we're still winning this.
Yeah, yeah. Not sure.
We need a gold all.
I'm hitting it.
Oh, there they see.
Oh, no.
Nice. Oh my god. Oh my god, we're still alive. We're still alive. We're still alive.
I have no boost.
Up over his head.
No boost.
No boost. No boost. No boost.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
No, finish it.
Oh, someone!
Almost. I can't. No boost.
OHHHHHHHHH!
Fucking dumps on their body!
Do this guys! Okay! Listen, when we go back to the net, I'm gonna bomb up, okay?
Oh, you're gonna stop me though.
I mean, Shad is intense, bro. This might actually be the same thing as, uh, RLSES.
Oh my god.
No, anybody, anybody!
Oh!
So on our side is what it matters nice. Nice. No
We're still alive
Holy nice
Go y'all
I don't see a knock in a live chat. They're not losing his turn. Oh, okay. We're good, bro
She's got lock in keep you guys keep having but it doesn't matter who this means that okay?
Okay
Nice on their side bump like for boost. I'm not going for the ball
I
Play ball here hit them hit them oh my god
Shad I'm not a major right now
Okay, this bump them good good their bumps
I'm there up. It's always coming right back down
Nice! That's teamwork!
Good shit!
Nice!
It's all fucking...
Come on, no mistakes.
You're going to be a welder. Ron, you put in that.
No kill. It's like a big dead.
Bump them.
Oh, wait.
I bumped them too late.
You shouldn't have a way to...
Oh, no.
I'm here, we're here, we're here.
We're here, very nice.
I'm hitting it again.
Nice, Lez.
He's gonna keep up with him.
He's going to get the back.
GG's, GG's, don't fuck yourself boys.
What is your promise?
Money in the back, money in the back.
Money in the back.
Juggler.
Justice jugglers.
We were like come jugglers, because he sucked our dicks.
We're out to see him.
Yeah, I'm playing that.
Give him a point, you can't, boys.
I'm hit this I'm out of that though
Nice
Fucking hopes and dream rovers ff brown ff simple simple easy goodbye
I
Can't go all playing out there now. Oh, I definitely go last. Oh, I thought he was in the middle
It's over man. Oh my god
Oh, I could have on God just sold it
Well, I do for two
Yeah, Lacey, you know, it gets actually crazy. No, we're about to wait about it. No, I've never been this far
So if you lose now we're out instantly but like we get to one more of these like if we if we win the next game
It goes three games. You have to win in a row or two
Okay, yeah, it's so far. No, it's
Yeah, after this one after this one. Oh, yeah, that's how we're in
Let's do it by time we'll take a little tinkle-tink
Oh, yeah, because we can just not everybody go to just type your favorite flight emote in the chat
Why don't you go take a little take this burger?
We didn't burrs around probably just eating catnips
No, do you reach out I'm reading chat right now you guys aren't typing in useful
Who's live online on steam let's start making fun of people
squishy your dog shit brawny what is crosshair X
shit to have a crosshair their custom crosshair thing grown man playing
Let's see here, 30 years old.
Here we go, we're back.
Champion, how many times do you go beat your meat today?
Old.
You guys beat your shit every day here like you got you actually check in the 180 bands today, bro. 80 is crazy
You imagine being like who's the oldest human in the world
The oldest human that's actually a good ass question like a hundred and nineteen hundred eleven
You see that they're reversing stem cells so you can live forever her name's Ethel Catterham. She's a hundred sixteen
She's a fucking fossil.
That's nuts, bro.
She's been alive for three wars.
Dude, that's cute.
How many wars?
That's all white.
That's actually tough.
Good stuff, man.
The oldest male is 112.
Hey, it's too old, bro.
I wonder how much you put a VR headset on.
That'd be fucking insane.
Imagine Ron Center with those jump scares.
What is this?
He was fighting dinosaurs?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Can we play these guys?
Can we play these guys?
I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to put belt to out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm trying to put belt to ass
Y'all realize I'm playing MVP at a whole tournament right now based off statistics
I'm 16th in the end goals, 52nd in saves and 7th in assists. I'm a literally MVP at a whole tournament
Thanks, thanks
Oh, little Reno
You're welcome
It's a nice arena board
Oh, these guys are gold tournament winners
Oh, hell no
She says she'd be better
Why are you singing your outro?
Trust me Chad, vote on us, vote on the underdogs.
We have an underdog story that's about to happen.
Remember what phase once we were underdogs?
She said she'd leave in a bar trip!
Right? They gave up? No. They kept going.
But the greatest players were some of the most hidden.
Yep, yep.
Could be us. We could be the hidden chefs.
We are hidden chefs.
We could do that.
We are Rocket League.
Oh no!
I mean the truth, if we're being honest with ourselves, the truth of the matter is
We're in a blue tournament, we're all platinum rank players so...
We're all fucking diamond rank players.
So we're ready to help us.
This guy does have a radio key, I think.
He's a good droid perma.
Now we're fucking push it up.
You.
This guy ready up, bro?
I
Chubby honest y'all think there's even a chance everyone this game. Yo, yo, bro
We are those those are those those Mexican things on his head that they play instruments
You go wrong
Oh, we're good, bro.
They both went under Loki ass.
We're good, we're good, bro.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
I'm hitting this, Lacey, leave it.
OK, OK, OK.
He also went for it?
Give him no one in there.
We win here, bro.
We have to make some of these.
I want to pass it through you guys.
OK, let's finish this.
Hold on.
There it is.
Yes!
Good job, Lacey.
Nice.
Sooo!
Early goal.
I'm there baby, I'm there baby good shit all right game to play bro come on
Okay, ladies you yep
No, I'm sick
keep hitting it
I'm playing for the bomb
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh, he double-tipped over me.
I have no boosts.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Nice, shit.
Is that a goal?
Nice guy.
Hey Lacy, what's going on here?
Hey Lacy, what's going on here?
He came to play!
He went under the bell, he went under the bell.
Hold on, he might be over.
Get out of here, so...
I'll play that at least. Yeah, you all do. I'll play that.
I'm coming out of that. I'm still in that. I'm still in that.
I'm coming out. It's just sitting there.
I'm bumping in if you guys want to go.
I'm playing that. Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
There
It's coming back a little
Nice
It's over for them. It's over.
Yeah, there is fucking Burger Town down.
We have no one in there. I'm going back down. I'm going back down.
Yeah, let's come back. Should we run?
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Hey there, Lacey. Stay hard.
Oh, I'm sure I was happy to do it.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm sure I was happy to do it.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm sure I was happy to do it.
Yeah, I'm sure I was happy to do it.
Nice.
Nice.
I think we won I think oh my god confidence confidence
wait okay now we go to semi-finals this is fine yeah it's real this is where we get out
on stage this is where the stage is boys this is where heroes become villains and villains
computer is voice voice voice voice voice voice voice voice voice
Let's do it
From next time give us better angles, please what are you talking about bro? I'm not a cameraman. You dick writer
That might actually be like a like a
You're gonna ten months
I
Might generally be like a topic ahead if I'm the best goal player
So
Yeah, Mario, can you do me a favor, bro? Can you stop liking fucking tiptochs? I'm looking at you just like like a thousand things, bro
Wait, why do my goals?
I'm first in a tournament in goals
Just wanted to let y'all know we are officially on leaderboard ranked first in the entire tournament goals
Let's go man. Let's fucking go, chug boy, chug boy, chug boy, chug boy.
What if Rocket League is the friends that we made along the way?
Sorry. What's up Rocket Force?
They should just get it real.
So this is out of my best out of three?
Chad, is this best out of three now?
Dude, imagine a fucking hot dog right now in my throat.
I'm dead serious bro, a hot dog would actually be so good right now.
I'm dead ass.
But you're doing me a tap-tap box?
There you are.
My throat is so poor.
Oh my God.
Can we get a fuck JD in the chat?
Why is Vaughn getting a sore shove in his mouth?
What do you think Bruno Mars is doing right now?
Probably like in Vegas gambling doing a line.
What do you think Drake is doing right now?
Probably fucking like the baddest bitch you could think of.
Probably just doing the coolest shit on earth.
He's probably actually at the club right now getting worked on by BLs almost saying
I'm ice man.
We're on a hundreds bro.
I wonder what Bruce and Lucky are doing right now.
They're probably just hanging out kicking it too.
It's just like I don't know. They're probably just chilling too.
They might even be smoking, bro.
I'm on a farm, though.
I got shot.
I got a zombie clicks.
I'm going to tap town, y'all.
If someone got me in a PO, Lacey, of triple on one, they sense it again.
I put the tap I put the tap caps on it in a second in the triple one. Yeah, I have it
Jagged Takumi
See what they can do against us man
Guys, what do you think Marlin's doing right now?
Marlin's gonna have a rude awakening coming to this house when it's fucking filthy in his room and there's fruit flies
multiple oh my god oh no it's bad bro there's like meat too it's maggots I mean
surely they'll grow
I'm like Jalees, I hate mess-up. Now I'm out of here and I'm gonna get some fuck up my whole game.
Hell's your mind, Drew.
Alright, let's do it, y'all.
Big game, big game.
Oh wait.
Uh, what is your name?
What is that you're name?
Uh, okay.
What's that? I hide mine.
That's actually one of the girls.
You're the best of three y'all. It's a straight game time.
Yeah, y'all can relive this or no!
Predix out, y'all!
Yeah, yeah, what do y'all think?
Bois? Bois?
Bois? Bois?
Eat the caps?
No, y'all said that every game so far.
Oh, they're in the DRL clan.
You guys see my shadow on the bottom left?
I see what?
I think it's behind me?
No, I've always wondered what a yeast infection felt like.
She says she didn't even know fuck!
Guys, why do you question mark me? Like, you're not like...
You need to decide. You're not like...
I'm literally just a normal fucking kid.
just like
Oh, they did they heard you
Yes
Oh my god it's up it's up it's up it's up!
I'm looking for it, I'm on the net.
I'm bumping.
I see what I'm for with me.
I'm doing it now.
Wow, wow.
Okay, it's okay.
Whenever you guys like go for a shot or something, you guys need to come back to net so I can go out.
The lights too bright are you fucking stunned not a comma in sight
come this far okay i'm gonna stay back i'm gonna stay back they're saying gg
already at w should be mocking mocking so long
okay i'm playing out of the net
playing back
okay stealing boost yeah playing front so we pass it's me out here
oh my god don't finish it don't touch it there it is see
Save, save, save!
Here comes, here comes!
That was really good!
Great comes, y'all, cool!
That was really good!
That's a good touch from you, too, I'm gone.
Just keep doing us, bro!
Shot at him!
Shot at him!
I'm lurking on him, I'm lurking on him.
I'm gonna play Max Kits as a bullshit.
Oh my god!
Well done.
Yes!
Fucking done!
Yes!
Boys, come us, come us, come us!
It's a little bit of a reset, and there we are.
There we is.
there we is
sneak it into
yep you all are
run that
oh yeah you got one
I got another one
I'm following this
he's going to hit it I'm going to play off
I'm going to go
I'm going to take that
I'm coming out. I'm nice. I'm still in there. Oh my god
Nice
They're trolling they're not good they're not good at all bro. I'm playing football no one's in there
Nice
Let's hit that little chip.
I'm playing ball here.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm, I'm ball flying.
Good hit.
That's over the middle, that's beautiful.
I'm playing for it.
Aerial, aerial, nice.
They're looking to score here.
No.
Wait a minute, Lace.
Wait a minute, Lace.
BANG BANG!
We're here, we're here.
We're here good shit boys three unanswered fuck them all right I'll play that
I'm playing for ball playing for ball. Okay. I'm gonna get up on your side. Nice place like this side
Might be coming to you. It's me. It's me. I'm gonna play out of it. Yeah, I'm not
Nice nice good hit
I'm out of that I'm coming for the ball out of the net then a good touch
Oh my god Chad, we might win this.
Oh my fucking days.
I got it out, it's going center, it's going center, it's going center, it's going center.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
Oh, you should have hit it for me.
I'll always be there bro, I'll free to hit it.
I'm leaving now, I'm hitting this.
Nice.
Double hit.
I'm going back to net.
I'm coming on now.
Hey, let's leave it.
Nice.
Yo, we are on the wall, chat.
Hit the middle.
I'm clear the way!
I'm clear the way!
Ah, today.
You all clear the backers?
I'm clear the backers.
Oh my God, LAC.
Go ahead.
You all, you run LAC.
I'm defense.
I have a, you all.
I'm defense.
I'm defense.
I'm defense.
I'm defense.
I have that you got you
Therefore I just shouldn't gone up. I should have gone up
Playing for boost now
good bro fine they're gonna have a good shot here nice nice oh i went too fast we have no one in
that no one in that i'm going back i'm going back i'm coming out of it you gotta run yeah just y'all
right now i gotta play i gotta play this i gotta play this yeah i'm coming up yeah play that
Play that lacy
For maybe free run
Maybe coming you guys
I'm hitting you off the wall
Raise your back on the back. Yeah. Yeah, I'm already back. I'm already back
I
I see you go for it Ron you play that
I'll just play my role chat
I'm hitting this, I'm hitting this
I got it, I got it
Someone's getting that
I'm getting that
BANG!
I'm hitting this one, I'm hitting this one
What?
I'm not hitting such a good one
Yes, come on go on
Good shit, good shit
Maybe taunt them
on them
on them nights
nice job boys
let's go
let's go
let's go
go
let's go
wait is it a cow?
is it what they're changing?
they're not
game 2, game 2 let's go
wait
let's not even give them a chance
chance
wait laser out
yeah just disconnected me wait what
I'm gone
please
says I'm drowning
says I'm drowning
we're trying to de-douse us because we're so good
Jesus Christ
it's me it's me it's me
I'm lurking
oh that's a great kickoff
I'm going for a touch
It's been a center. Oh, yeah, I'm backing up. I'm going back. It's a nice map to you. I like this map
I'm going for a touch
That's fine, that's fine. I'm getting boost
Touch
Nice run! Am I gonna make it go?
That's a goal right you son!
YES!
Good fucking shit bro
Nice
You go for it
I'm working on it
I'm going up for this
I missed fucking fully missed I missed fully missed somebody's getting that
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh
That was a good hand. I was a good hand. I was a good hand
We can't we got a kind of all these fun
No, how did I sell I gotta stop I can't recover that. Oh, at least you go all there
I got to stop being so fucking fat.
I'm hitting the box.
Nice, nice.
It's on the ground, man.
I'm hitting again, I'm hitting again.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I just fucked you, I'm sorry.
Oh no.
Oh no, it's okay.
Listen boys, listen boys, brothers.
It's okay.
Brothers, it's okay.
Lift tick, lift tick.
We're all playing lift tick right now.
That's tough.
That's tough, man.
Liptick, Liptick, we're all playing Liptick right now, that's tough.
Last time, man.
Guys, we're Liptick right now, Liptick right now, it's fine.
Alright, uh, it's useless, let's get in.
Alright, they're back, they're back, I'm locked.
Come on, let's do one, let's get another new game over.
Get two rolls? Oh, no.
It's a matter, bro.
So much time?
No.
First of all, right there.
Nice.
Come back mid.
Oh, we are just fucking waved.
Oh my god, El Gunacal.
You know what I'm doing?
I'm not holding A chat.
I'm sorry.
I'm not holding A.
Bring it down.
Come back.
Come back again.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Okay, okay, okay, we got three minutes guys, we need to finish here.
Nice!
Finish it, finish it Lacey!
There you go, come on Lacey, come on!
Good job guys!
When we're chilling, we're fucking score, you know?
Good.
And we re-won game one, fuck these dudes.
All right, you guys.
Where are you Lacey?
Got it.
Nice.
I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it.
I got one of them.
I got boost, I got boost.
Chad, do I gotta tilt up?
What's wrong with me?
Hold on, wait, who's back?
Don't look.
I'm going back there.
I got one, I got one.
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
never know. Yeah, I need you to call that little herby. They didn't know you were behind me.
They said you. I have no boost. How many smoke? Got it. You got it or not? I have no boost. No, no.
Nice one. Got it off. Nice.
Really tough.
No.
Wait. Nice. I'll leave you here now. I'm hitting it.
I'm hitting it!
Oh my god!
Yo, stop calling me it, chat!
Stop saying it's getting better!
Twenty-two minutes!
There's someone else on the net!
It's me!
I can fucking store in these kids!
Nice!
Going back.
Oh, what the fuck was that, what the fuck was that?
I just pinched into the ground and went in.
I'm getting it, I'm getting at least it already.
Oh my, no, I fucked up so slow.
No shot! I was just...
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
It's all good.
Okay, we can do this.
You guys aren't realize, bro, the game's not over at all.
Nah, we can show you this.
We're gonna do this.
You go for it
That's it
That's right. Oh my god, I'm a deal
No
Come on, come on boys, hit him in the middle, hit him in the middle, hit him in the middle
Oh, yeah, yeah, off it, off it, in the middle, in the middle
Oh, it's not hitting the middle enough for me, I'm a fucking chud by five
Let's do this
Hit him
Oh, that's a good chat, it's game three
We can go one more game
Worst case
Hey, I got it, I got it, I got it
Oh no
I think I had that goal bro. I think I had that goal. It doesn't matter who's in the net. We just gotta calm when you're not in it.
If you're going back for boost then just say you're going to the net
Unless y'all want to just all be attacking the whole time. I don't care. We got this. We got this
Yeah, it's been working
I'll go for it
I do like this
I'm playing it. Oh, what the fuck was that? Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking God. No one is at the bald rubber
I'm clear that other goalies so crazy
Nice place
That's it. I did I did I did
Bump them again easy. Thank you. I accidentally spawn instead of fucking
Yeah, how do I saw that I'm happening?
Bump number one. Oh wait another little sped bump number two
Money in the bank. All right. You lose
That's me, okay
I'm hitting this. I'm trying to get this out of here.
Oh my god. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Oh nice. I have no boost. I have no boost.
good pinch that was actually really easy I have no boost
I'll pick him
going back, going back, going back
good hit
good baby hit
nice lease
yeah it's better than no hit
I'm in the net, I'm in the net
let it out
Stand up for it, we're good.
Nice, man.
Hedge, hedge, hedge, hedge, hedge, hedge.
Damn, you stupid fuck!
You're good, you're good.
Get back in that one, you respawn.
Oh.
Nice.
One for it.
Nice, nice.
Up to him.
Finger to his ass.
Line up, please.
Yep.
Little.
I'm going for this.
I'm gonna win this game.
Up.
This is walking me. I'm not alive.
Defense.
Nice run!
I got the boost.
Nice. That's how we do it, baby. Come on.
He's going up.
Hit him in the middle. Fuck, I fucked it up.
Oh, I got fucking boomed.
Come shit.
I'm moving there. I'm moving there.
There, there, there, there, there, there.
Playin' it, playin' it, playin' it, playin' it, playin' it, playin' it
Good hit
Nice
Just one on accident
It's not too long
It's only 200 bar now
Alright, just going off the bar or something
I'm making it out
Is that best?
Nice
Nice
Nice run
arms guys
For this action. No, no, no, no, no. I'm in there. I'm in there. I'm in there. Anybody there?
Fuck my ass looks like
I get out of here
yep what the fuck I got it I'm fine fun taking it taking it they're playing
good defense but I don't lie holy shit wait a minute
shot back over the middle yeah I'm gonna
I don't know these kids aren't doing anything I mean those just get away as long as it's just
fucking chill on their side just stay back here I'm sitting back there
come back to run
are you coming up out of there oh no
I'm going over there I'm going over there
nice one nice good one
there you go
I'm playing up on this
after a hit
I got it I got it I got it
nice run
I'm giving it 30 seconds now explain to you right now
Can we get that out?
I'm on ball, I'm on ball
Oh my gosh, I have a boost like that
No way he juked me
I just got put in my clip
I did ask, I put in my montage. I'm dead serious
I did ask, I just put in my montage
Oh my god, someone should play that low key
My god, are you kidding me?
Actually, I did say that
On there
Actually, I'm not playing that we just have to all
My god
Oh
Well, my go play some time
What a way to end the night
Wow, bro
Oh
It's bad
Fucking bad boys
That's not good. That's like disappointing honestly
These are made to the semi-finals shit. Oh, no, I have to win one. I haven't won a tour me yet
That's actually disappointing man might as well put some rinks
Fuck my ass, bro
Maybe this game is not meant for me, bro.
Alright boys, see you tomorrow, brothers.
See you tomorrow, brothers.
Alright.
Fuck, bro, what if I call? What do you want, bro?
Somebody whispered me these codes on the rocket. We see if they work.
How do I redeem a code on rocket league?
What about disredeem?
And what is this one?
LFT?
Ninja wheels?
Wait, what color splash did I get?
I'm tired bro, I'm tired, break all the barb off, break all the barb off y'all.
You know, I have been seeing you doing spam hotbox in a chat for the entirety of the streamer.
Damn, we actually played so good.
I genuinely think me, Ron, and Lace can win a Rockin' Me tournament, actually.
But, um, A, W streaming a chat, bro.
Hope children sketch for a little bit, um, and then we fucking won 80 K today.
Somehow that's insane.
That is crazy.
Well, um, but.
Yeah, W stream.
I love y'all.
I'll be live tomorrow.
I'm not sure what time tomorrow.
I might go live a little later tomorrow.
Um, but we do have the mods, the mods only tournament tomorrow.
which is a $1,000 prize pool, so I'm gonna be doing that.
That's gonna be at 9 p.m. EST, so make sure y'all are there.
Try to think if there's anything else.
No, not really anything else, y'all.
Not really anything else that I'm forgetting to say or do.
Are you going to Coachella, when's Coachella?
When is Coachella?
I'm not going to go sit in my car and fucking hot box by myself, bro.
No, no, why would he solo hotbox exactly?
What are you guys saying, bro?
Why would I fucking solo hotbox?
I'm a notch.
I've been live for seven hours, dude.
I've been live for seven hours.
I'm tired, man.
I'm gonna try to get some food, go to bed
and then I'll be back tomorrow.
But W, streaming the chat.
I'm gonna catch y'all tomorrow.
I love you guys and yeah, tomorrow we have
the mod gaming gauntlet, all right?
She said she leaving the box.
Turn to Twitter, calm.
She wanna meet me at her response.
I'm gonna take a camp,
probably gonna complete it.
She lookin' pretty, she lookin' gorgeous.
I love y'all.
Peace.
We makin' love of we are list.
She want ass shots, give her fat shots
I got a man back, the whole gasea
Chani gasea, who am I to hate y'all
Just wanna get paid, get my home rep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I grew up with your bumps, laws, for the laws
But I fuck, give me three, but not that money
Baby, had a nigga call, gotta get used to this type of stuff
I'm strapped in through the bag though, I just put a big toe in about another nigga hole
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him broke
all of a sudden he a friend when i send that bitch a toast
when she want attention she disguise it as a post
i forget to mention she was mine before she yo
she gonna eat the koochi like she can't get it
all we do is fuck you gon bitch i know some young thug go and send that