Lacy
๐ฅ ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER STREAM ๐ฅ MOD GAMING GAUNTLET ๐ฅ LOSER GETS UNMODDED ๐ฅ CHILLING WITH THE GUYS ๐ฅ GAMING? ๐ฅ
02-26-2026 ยท 4h 35m
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All right, you know what, my camera's on.
But I am going to be muted until I get five gifted.
I am going to be unmuted until I get five gifted from the chat.
So I will mute as soon as five gifted comes through industry.
Now, yo y'all are annoying, bro.
You guys are annoying dude.
Andrew, thank you for the five gifted.
Andrew, thank you for the five gifted, bro.
Thank you for the five gifted.
You have to mute now.
How long do I have to mute for?
How long?
Alright chat, let's play a game real quick before I do the intro.
Let's play a game.
If you guys can guess what I'm saying while I'm muted, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
All right, Chad, if y'all can, if you can tell me what I'm saying with my mic muted,
I will give you $1,000 to the first person who can guess what it is.
Ready?
Whoever can guess what I say when my mic is muted, I'll give you $1,000.
Lacy is sexy.
Lacy is very sexy.
Lacy is handsome.
I did not say lacy is fat, you assholes.
I did not say that.
You fucking dweebs.
You little dork nobles.
Thank you for watching.
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Burrs JD
Snowy and
60 all flaked on the tournament they all flake they all flaked on a tournament bro a bunch of fucking crumbs
So then
So that now I have no content today
I have no fucking content today because these weak ass fucking mods want to flake on the tournament
El mods, thank you. Thank you. They actually are genuinely El mods, bro
So you should unmod all the people who flaked
It's actually not a bad idea at all
It's actually not a bad idea at all.
Pops on that one, Shannon.
Pops on that one.
Fuck it, let's do it.
Let's run it.
Let's run it.
Slash unmod Snowy himself.
That's how he spelled it.
Snowy himself.
Okay, we'll move Snowy's mod.
Slash unmod.
Slash unmod.
Slash unmod.
Slash unmod.
Slash unmod.
Slash unmod.
Slash unmod.
Okay, remove Snowy's mod.
Um,
slash unmod
JDXmon.
Okay, he's gone.
Um, why is Jaber saying W?
Wow.
Look at JDX1 trying to spam L's. Oh, JD got banned! JD just got banned for the first time, chat!
Please don't stop the music!
Please don't stop the music!
Chat, am I a good singer?
All right, now I have to actually mod them back. Now I have to mod them back. Hold on.
Snowy himself is pointing and laughing at JD snowy you lost your mod too, bro
What the fuck are you pointing and laughing at? What are you pointing and laughing at?
Don't remod JD okay, let me ask a question does JD do anything as mod
How did he get it back?
11 runs modern JDX mod D1 nice bro fucking rums dick sucking rums just out here gobbling cock
Out here gobbling straight dick
Askins reactions
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It's been my first time hearing this song.
I'm just standing on the stand Trying to get out of the way
I'm just standing on the stand Trying to get out of the way
Yo, it's been two minutes, where's the beat drop?
Got it free
Hold on!
That's the beat drop!
Well, I'm not going to lie, that was very anti-climatic for a three-minute beat drop. Let me show you all a real beat drop.
This is gonna suck.
You're gonna make me think it's time to get to the next desk.
You're gonna come at me with a knife.
Wait for it!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Now that right there's a real Beat Drop.
That's a real fucking Beat Drop.
Son, how is that a son?
I guess we weren't all bumping fiend.
Like, I guess we were all sitting here in the gymnasium at the school bumping fiend,
playing it in our cars, leaving.
Like I guess we weren't all bumping fiend.
Now it's just a trend to hate on fiend.
Now it's just a trend to hate on Fiend.
We, yes, we, we're all bumping Fiend.
Yes, we were.
Don't try to sit here and say you guys
were not bumping Fiend, bro.
We were all in a gymnasium bumping Fiend
and bumping Carnival.
Marlon, the number six ranked Chad,
reveals he is challenging himself
for an entire month to see how choppy he can get.
I mean I give it haircut. I'm not cutting my beard and nothing like that. I'm not clenching anything.
We'll see, we'll see. So from now on I want you to really like call me a chug. I really want you to give it.
You are a chug.
I want you to call me a chug. Let me show you a little bit. Okay?
Okay so this is day 10. You know something to see. I'm going to do the sides.
I'm going to do the sides. Everything's not coming together. I'm going to go with that.
It's not the Lacey challenge.
Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.
Oh my god
Oh
He looks like a fucking demo Gordon
I'm gonna be honest
No working out no, he's gonna only eat junk food no haircuts no shaving
You know what? I actually want to see some. Chat.
Should we do a little classic, a little classic, a little classic notepad ranking list? Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout. Top ranked chats.
Who is the number one ranked chat in the entire world the ASU frat leader?
It's definitely the ASU frat leader, right?
And Marlin so y'all think Marlin is the number one ranked chat in the world
This guy's 23 by the way, I'm gonna be honest brother ASU frat leader is by far the number one ranked chat in the world
Number two, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna go Marlin the number two ranked chat in the world. Oh, actually I
Forgot about someone
We forgot, we forgot about 2001 Tom Welling, 2001 Tom Welling is the number two ranked
chat in the entire world.
Facts, facts, that's facts.
Okay.
Number three, we have Marlon, okay?
Number three, we have Marlon.
Number four, who's the number four ranked chat after Marlon?
Paul Walker?
Paul Walker wasn't really a Chad though.
He wasn't really a Chad.
Drew Wall.
I will dead ass ban you.
I will ban you.
I will ban you.
David Hasselhoff.
Chad, who do y'all think the best looking person
in the entire world is?
It's not you guys.
I have bad news.
It's not y'all.
Okay?
I hate to be that guy, but it's not you.
It's not.
David Laid, um, Arnold Schwarzenegger, no, Lana Lang, Chris Evans, Chris Evans, no,
Tom Cruise, Cristiano Ronaldo, facts.
I like that a lot.
Number five, I'm going to go clav.
Number six, I'm going to throw Lacey in there.
Definitely up there in the top 10 ranked chads.
Number seven, I'm personally going to put in Chris Hemsworth
heavy competition max calling hey max yeah I'm live what's up what's popping
twin
What are you running at?
Silky?
I'm live too, bro.
I was just curious. I was just wondering for me.
I'm gonna go to China.
You're going to China?
Yeah.
Oh, you went. Do you got any like, for me, like...
Oh, okay.
Wait, what are you going for?
Like, I want to experience China.
Take a look.
Oh, that's... Yeah, China's amazing.
Any tips? Any tips?
Any tips? Any tips? Okay, let me think here. Let me think here.
Fuck. I ate duck feet.
Was it good?
Yeah, it was pretty good. It was pretty good. Oh, you could rent a girlfriend.
Okay, did you do that?
I did not do that. No, but you can rent a girlfriend in China.
The food there is great. There's this one place I went where you go in a ball in the
the sky. Most of the stuff I did out there was basketball related so I don't really know
I didn't really get to explore China that much.
Hey Bob, okay. Well I was asking, I was wondering where you from me. I was back at the University
of Wellington.
You're gonna ask me if I want to go to China with you Max?
Nothing China, bitch. I have, you feel me? I got this, you know, I'm gonna go learn
Chinese, I got this, you feel me? There's this class, I'm going back to school actually,
Actually, I don't know if you can tell by the thing.
But when you feel you want to come learn Chinese,
you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna learn Chinese, probably like six.
You know, if you're not busy,
if you're not doing anything on stream, you know.
Learning Chinese?
Wait, like you're going to an actual school?
Yeah, I'm going to school.
Just 10 minutes away.
Yeah, I'm down to go to school.
I'm down to go to school.
Yeah, I'm going to go, I'll send you to Hattie.
I'm gonna meet you there.
Yeah, send me to Hattie.
Wait, I do have a question I want to ask you
really quick though.
Who would you say is the number seventh ranked chat in the world after the ASU
frat leader Marlin Tom Welling in 2001 clad in Lacey?
I'll see you at Chinese class.
Fuck if K, answer a central question.
You're not allowed within 500 feet of a school.
Yes I am.
Yes I am asshole.
Yes I am.
All right, who else is on this list?
Henry Cavill, Stephen Hawking, Tom Brady.
What on earth is this list?
It's the top ranked chads in the entire world.
It's the top ranked chads.
I'm not putting Epstein on the list, dude.
I'm not doing that.
up okay Brad Pitt wait Brad Pitt might be a good pool Brad Pitt ah is Brad Pitt
a Chad Brad Pitt for sure for sure for sure Brad Pitt Michael be Jordan is
definitely a chat. Michael B. Jordan, Brad Pitt, 2014 Justin Bieber. What is 2014 Justin
beaver. Can this load?
old was he? Oh David Laid and Neymar Prime.
This is valid.
This is valid.
This is actually a very valid top ranked chads list.
The ASU frat leader obviously is number one.
Tom Welling in 2001, when he was in Smallville is number two.
I know y'all seen the Tik Tok edits, it's all over my forging page personally.
Marlin is number three, pretty self-explanatory.
Cristiano Ronaldo number four, he's just a Chad in general.
Clav number five, Chad, number six, Lacey, Chad,
number seven, Michael B. Jordan, number eight, Brad Pitt,
number nine, David Laid, number 10, Neymar and his prime.
This is a good list.
This is dead ass a good list.
This guy's number one.
How is this a L list?
Is this the top 10 list of people you want to get fucked by?
Of course, I'll make it weird somehow, bro.
Slime guy?
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Ow!
It's a slice!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
a PSA 10 is definitely a slime guy though a
W slime guy yo, lacy not gonna lie. No, you just got the AMG. I'm not getting a new car, bro
And what is this
We're going to have to break the woman's safe.
It didn't come to that.
Absolutely.
This is a video of the US and hockey team
going wrong at this season.
Skip.
It's politics.
No more politics.
Yo, Lacey, how about a Vespa road trip stream down
to Ruggs House in San Diego?
That would be fire.
Yeah, bro.
Let me take my fucking Vespa on a two-hour road
trip on the busiest highway across the United States
of America.
Great ideas in the chat, bro.
the chat bro. Try to get me fucking killed.
Not gonna lie bro. Not gonna lie chat. I was a little disappointed today. I'm gonna keep
I was a little disappointed. I was expecting to walk into the house in Marlin like like get up and be like Lacey
And like like jump like jump like jump to me like give me a hug and shit because we haven't seen each other in like a few weeks
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I walked in he didn't even say hello, bro. He didn't even say hello, so
You know I saw this video this video is making me a little emotional right now. It's all good
It's all good. Canadian version of rip my granny
Now she's gone, she's told God,
the rest of people are ready, she got hit by a slap shot.
Right in my edit of you and Darla.
The secrets of you and me,
and I'm not gonna let you go.
Did I not already react to this two days ago?
The secrets of you and me,
and I'm not gonna let you go.
You did? I thought so.
Secret gaming room, fuck you.
Can you react to this?
Okay, here's my question.
What happens if you're pregnant, if a girl's pregnant, and she's getting, and she's, and
she's still having sex?
Is that bad?
No.
So you're telling me if Bonnie Blues pregnant, and she announces a marathon of fucking
a hundred guys in 12 hours next week, that's not going to affect the baby at all.
That's not going to affect the baby.
That's a threesome.
Brother, what did I just read?
I am banning you.
Who said that?
So that's not going to fuck up the baby though.
African booty scratcher.
You're a ratcheter.
Imagine being at lunch and you get in an argument with someone and someone's just pulling
up your mom, getting BBC inserted in her.
10-inch BBC inserted in her.
Like you lose the argument immediately.
Like imagine someone's like, that's why my dad caught your mom last night.
Like, bro, hold on.
Do y'all think Bonnie Blue has over a thousand bodies?
I'll look that later.
I called bro to ask why he wasn't on the game yet.
I'm laying in bed right now and I got my worm in my hand.
Choking my chicken? I wish you were here to help me.
Sneak-o, re-x. Not talking about that on my stream anymore.
No! Get his spank by TTT?
SilkyS confirmed he and stable Ron will be heading to Vegas to stream together from March 6th to 8th.
Wait, everybody's going to Vegas?
Oh, shit!
I got your number, but I ran the same as probably, because now you have to tell me yes or no.
I'm going to PowerSlot UFC at Boxing, the 6th to the 8th in Vegas.
We're out loud stream slide box maybe you see boxing can not stream you have seen how fortunately
Oh my god, what is Marlon screaming at what is Marlon screaming at?
Oh shit, oh shit, you just pat, pat, pat the ball,
I don't know if they're shit, fuck!
Is he losing the Jit-C in FIFA?
Holy cortisol spike, holy cortisol spike!
Yeah, just not the levels that we used to be from,
they look a little bit sluggish from the start,
but the only thing we did was
rage bait him? How can I rage bait him? What can I say? How much did he lose? He has to
So where a made outfit on stream tomorrow?
I didn't have anything fucking made on this thing.
Double nothing, I'm gonna fuck, double nothing,
I'm gonna fuck.
Double nothing, I'll say all of that
with a made up, made out of it.
I'll say it all, no, I won't let it be all of that.
I'll say it all, I'll say it all of that.
I'll say it all of that.
I will say it all of that with a made up, all of that.
First off, Marva, I'm going to need you to take your corded bow down, all right?
I'm good. I'm good.
Bro, you can't be breaking shit.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Okay, all right?
No, no, if he loses again, that's when I initiate the rage beat.
That's when I initiate the rage beat.
Right now is not the right time to do it. I have to wait.
I'm going to sit right here.
I'm inviting you to come over.
Who? Me?
Me?
Because you're all on-screen.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I just want to let y'all know right now,
Vegas is going to be a fucking movie.
Vegas is going to be a movie.
Because of how much I've lost at the casino,
they gave me a presidential suite and access
to gamble in the private room on-screen.
So in Vegas, I'm staying in the suite.
I have a presidential suite that we're going to be
staying in.
We're gonna be able to go gamble in the private room
and I'm gonna be bringing some money.
I'm gonna be bringing some, I'm not losing more money.
I'm coming for everything that Casino has.
My luck has been very good recently.
I've been a good person recently.
Karma is in my favor.
How much are you bringing?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know how much I'm gonna bring
because I'm down 60 total.
Did you see this?
What is it?
Lacy looks fine as fuck.
Huh?
Lacy looks fine as fuck.
Thank you, Lou.
Thank you, Lou.
Aw, thank you, Lou!
Appreciate that.
Say, not look fine as shit.
Cause I could do it with Carla.
Maybe a good stream segment in LA.
What?
Are you serious?
Are you doing a hurry on me?
I do what you do.
Well I heard because he gave you a camera.
Wait, I'm going to let you be on camera.
He won't let her.
He literally just had me on camera like five times at the UPS.
With the worst angle.
Let me just look at this.
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Wave if I'm going to learn Chinese with max
What about the mods tournaments
Fry's the turn here wait so you guys don't want to see rums in JD
Day 10, no shave, ooh, that boy's starting to look rough, am I right, ladies?
Is there anything like worth reacting to in this?
Stop fucking editing my nose, fuck you!
Steelers still suck, no they don't, no they don't, no they don't.
Go to the comm for what?
My brother crashed last night, could you help him fund some parts?
No.
This is AI.
This is AI.
Shatchon, I actually want to sneak a camera into UFD and stream my POV or no, is that
fucked up to do since they invited me?
Do it.
You'll get banned.
They'll ban me for that?
Yo, they see what the fuck is that?
What is that?
Wait, what is this?
I'm confused.
Wait, this is on my stream?
When you're Spotify?
What the fuck?
2021?
How was an old playlist from 2021 caught 2019?
Very free. I don't want to make it as I didn't even make this playlist
Oh, that's a very old playlist from someone I used to know.
How do I?
Damn, what are these old playlists?
TikTok.
2019?
Why is there a thing?
Why is there a chain?
Why is there a chain?
I got why is there a thing?
I got it baby!
I feel good.
I don't know your name.
I don't know your name.
Hun, baby, shee-waw-waw.
Hun, baby, shee-waw-waw.
Hun, baby, shee-waw-waw.
Sons.
Yosh.
You did it wrong.
Fuck you!
Tiktoker, bro. Wait, I want to see all these old playlists summer playlist 2020. Okay. Wait, what are my playlists?
This is my feels playlist
from
2019
Okay, we got Drake take care, poloji
Okay, this is my party's playlist from 2021.
I was a big part of your chat.
This is my party's playlist.
You already know at the parties, me.
I was on the ox man.
Hold me, pick a random song from this.
How is this a party song?
Oh, oh, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Baby hit that back in my pocket for a dime.
Yes!
I look at bangers
Chad y'all gotta make this was a banger back in 2021
Okay, let's check out. Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I remember like Roddy had a crazy run. This album by Roddy Rich was insane.
Wait, was it this one?
Yeah, right?
Okay. I had a playlist called Pain.
So you're telling me I was 17 years old making a playlist called Pain With All
Juice World, Y&W, Melly, Ian Dior, Kid Leroy, A-Buggy, you were dead ass a loser.
Yo, brother!
Fuck you, okay? What else did I have?
That shit.
This was two years ago.
It's a powerful, but they're welcome to shit, huh?
Okay wait, did I have anything else?
Oh my gosh.
Damn bruh.
You need a ghost writer for these playlist names?
Yo, I don't care about a playlist name, bro.
Back in the day, I would just want to be able to shuffle
and keep good categorizing of my playlist.
It's that simple.
Cringe.
Cringe!
What is this?
He sucks.
He can't play.
No way Lacey can score a bicycle kick.
I smile as something special.
Yup, that's what I do.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
Thank you very much.
That's what I do.
It's not AI slot.
You are not number six.
Son, I'm not the number six ring chat in the world.
You ready?
Oh.
Oh yeah.
I'm a little tired today.
Chatting in my sleep last night.
Bangalack.
Top ring chads, anti-con, and you're getting banned, you're getting banned, you're getting banned.
They are all the mods, right?
They're playing in color, right?
Huh? No, I don't think we're doing the turning anymore.
Wait, maybe, I just, Maxon sent me to have you, so maybe...
They're what?
They're not at all.
I might go learn Chinese at school.
Where's school?
Where's that?
Um, I'm texting you.
Okay, all right, while you rather have content than play with your community, hashtag noticing.
Oh, Marlon, he's losing.
Oh, it's hot.
What?
So, Chad, wait, okay, let me see it.
How hard is this to put on the bike?
If I have to, all we have to do is wipe it down
with alcohol, so I've got alcohol wipes.
Is this too big?
And then we just have to fly it.
Is this not too big?
No, I think it'll fit.
And then we'll fly it like this.
All right, go to the foam.
All right, I'll leave you.
If I cut it, it's what it...
If I cut it, it's not gonna say Doug's, Chad's gonna say Doug.
He's gonna say Doug.
Drew gonna make it look like his car rat.
Don't go to Compton with that bike now.
Yo, why do y'all keep saying I'm having a bad hair day?
I'm not having a bad hair day.
Honestly, yo, is it bad that I looked in my screen
and I was like, damn, I look good with this hair today?
Is it crazy for me to say
that I actually thought I look good?
What?
I just told you at a school.
You're asking what?
we're going to a school yes with max
all right ready it's a switch
I know you belong, you belong to some...
Alright, we need these.
Fuck, I don't know if that one's gonna work, cause it's like kind of rubbery.
Really?
Get that ass back here, boy!
Yeah, that's where the treatment.
Whoever that is, please not right now.
Stop stop stop stop stop stop.
Hey, don't let me take you to the jungle.
You see this, you see this head right here?
Oh my God, you're such a mess here.
Oh my God, you're such a mess here.
You can't stay right here.
I need to tell you something, sir.
Please just get your head out of here.
You think you're not smart enough?
Yo stop!
You little fucking...
Yo stop!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
God!
He's got to be...
He's got to be oiled up in a made costume.
Wait, is that his part? Is that if he leaves us?
He's got to be oiled up in a made costume.
Stop, stop.
How many minutes for enough football game?
90, 90.
Should you comment, commentate?
Oh, come on, I'm not going to just a game.
Ah, it's a bad cast, Marlowe, the bad cast, that's the goal.
Oh my gosh.
That should be a red in my opinion. That should be a 4 red, 69, I like that decision.
That should be a 4 red. That should be a 4 red.
I'm just watching game. I'm just watching game.
I want to see you in the main car.
Look at that. I read you like a little book.
I read you like a little book. You want to know why?
Because I don't pay for it. I'm trying to tell you what I'm trying to be honest.
I'm trying to tell you what you're like. I'm trying to tell you what you're like.
I'm being serious. Okay?
Spinning around at the boat. Come back here.
Cain. Come back. Spinning around again.
Spinning around again.
Ah, that's a wrap.
A wrap, that's a wrap.
Surely that's a report.
Surely.
He fully stepped on my toes.
He's fully, fully stepped on my toes.
Holy shit with these chap, bro.
What's your fucking sissy's, bro?
Holy shit.
Okay, let's take it.
Hold on a minute, let's take it.
Ah!
Ah!
Break it in!
What is the point of living in a content house if you can't go into other people's rooms
while they're streaming without their chat bitching and moaning?
Holy fuck.
That should fit perfectly.
You think?
Right here.
Is it not too big?
Wait, it might be perfect actually.
I think it's perfect.
Alright, I don't really know how it works.
I think...
What do you don't know how it works?
you just peel this off now.
Hey, but do I rip it?
No, not sure. Probably.
So I wipe the bike with the isopropyl alcohol light.
Yeah, just like, so it sticks good.
It's not a four night emote spray.
This one's not that good, but like low key we can use it inside of it to like, cloud it maybe.
You're saying you have to cut it?
Yeah, just like in half. I don't think we have to cut around it. There's no way.
around you deadass you don't you don't
just gonna take the pain off though I hope not I mean just gonna be sticker over
it anyway oh it smells like oh my god you know what it smells like that the
little swabs when you get a cut and you rub it on your cut.
Gilbert?
No.
Nothing.
Okay.
Do you want to get some scissors, maybe?
No.
Just keep them on your chest.
Please don't fuck it up.
W Ripper!
Wait, is there direction on here?
Wait, what?
Yeah.
How does it work?
There we go.
Wait, so do I just take it off now?
No, no, you put it on.
Like this?
Yeah, yeah.
You sure?
Yep.
Why do you stick it around here?
Huh?
Why do you stick it up here?
You couldn't have to stick to that.
You don't have to get off.
Wait, so what happens when we stick it on?
Wait, so what happens when we stick it on?
Do you peel the paper off?
What was the howl- okay.
Okay.
Holy shit.
Fucking thugs.
Decal.
Okay.
Holy shit. Fucking thugs, decal.
Okay, now what? Now I smooth it out?
No, you should... there's probably a better tool to use for this, but this is the only one I can find on DoorDash.
So I go like this.
Oh, you're gonna scratch the bike, Troupe.
Ohhhh!
They're saying get the bubbles out. Maybe there's a better tool.
What bubbles?
Like all here.
Wait, so you're telling me I just keep this plastic, this white shit on the whole time?
Wait, if there's a better tool we could use, because this one's kinda ass.
You can use your hands.
I would just
I would just like
make sure that
Use a credit card
A credit card
Do you want me to grab a card right there?
Do you have a card I can use or something?
Do you want me to let us use it?
Yeah
So let us use
Use a credit card
It doesn't really have to be like
It doesn't have to be a credit card, just a card
You have a little fucking pop on yourself
Can you just do a metal thing?
I like the top, but just don't cut it, careful.
Yeah, that's why I say that.
The main thing you should be worried about is the actual sticker, the thugs.
All the red that needs to be on this.
That's possible.
There's some people who think I'm gang-affiliated.
You are.
You're part of the fuck.
There you go.
Oh, no.
That part's a little fucked up.
That's all there is to it.
It happens, you know?
I mean, it's either redo it or we pay someone $400
and saw it so I thought this was probably a better option.
Okay, can I rip it off now?
Shall I get the other guy to rip it off now?
I would do it slowly.
Wait, so you just peel this off and the red will stay?
Yes.
They're saying no.
Why does he even know?
No.
All right.
Technically, if you don't want it on both sides,
we have an extra if we want to retry.
I didn't want it on both sides.
OK.
So then we have an extra if we think this one looks good.
I reach and focus on making sure it's on every bit.
So finger it a little bit?
Yeah, I would definitely get finger in.
You know what? All the time, what do we do, Drew? We always listen to what the chat says.
We always listen to what the chat says. Why don't we just trust our guts here?
True.
Why don't we just trust our guts?
But it's not one step to spray it with water.
Let's just trust our guts in there.
Oh my God.
Oh, he's actually working
Oh, that's crispy
You're gonna have to kill the little dogs here, yeah, drift.
Okay, hold on, it's fine.
See?
Low key, it's fine.
See? Low key it's fine.
You gotta go faster?
Okay, hold on now. I've seen worse.
I'm not a bad shot at all!
This is tough!
I'm not a bad shot at all!
Hopefully it doesn't come off in the wind.
Lay centers.
Dead ass, at least they'll call me.
Should we take this thing to the car wash? Give it a little scrub?
Huh?
That's kind of tough! W motorcycle!
W motorcycle man, let me just wash this down real quick, and see if it's something real clean.
Wait, should I be washing this in alcohol?
No, it's fine.
It's a big way.
It's the fucking God's Mobile!
Mmm.
Do I do the other side or keep it one side?
Wait, hear me out.
I feel like one side is better.
Do you think we can get this other sticker to wrap around the whole helmet?
Like on the backside?
I would need a black helmet.
Here, Gilly.
You can have this card back.
Thank you.
Hey, Gilly.
I'm not going to take it, but I'm just going to let you put it in my head.
Or, like, that's not to her, too.
Okay.
I'm just going to...
Here!
Okay, yeah.
I'm just going to receive this medal card.
Yes, receive it.
I want you to receive it.
You might have the toughest motorcycle in L.A.
I definitely have the toughest motorcycle in L.A.
Well, I'm sure it's a powerful, actually, full-size motorcycle, but it has 30-50 feet
of capital in it.
Okay, what?
What if I put that stick on the wall?
Ah, my mess of the painting.
Let me see how far Max and me are at.
Let me see how far it is.
Whee!
OK.
Pretty deep.
A little 20-minute drive on a bike.
Do I do it?
Get some lane splits going.
Make that about a 15 maybe.
Yes.
Ew.
Yes?
Ew.
What?
I think it's close to the camera, bro.
Wait, Josh, I take... We want the mod turning.
Should we run a poll?
Maybe poll bus to five?
Fuck.
You should put the other sticker on your car, okay?
See, that is not what I'm gonna do.
I don't know, dude.
What's the point of learning Chinese?
Oh, the poll's out, Chad. Go on, poll.
Learn Chinese with Max or Mod, Tony.
Let me know what y'all want to chat, man.
Let me know what y'all want.
You guys realize that we can we can do the mod turning a different day, right?
God we're so good off the mod tournament you just don't want to kick him or me
That's why you're asking to do the mod pole.
No, that's just for wheels.
Huh!
You're just saying it wills me.
Drew's deadass so greedy he only wants to play the tournament to get the 1k.
Hell yeah!
Wait, how long are me and Max gonna be speaking Chinese?
Wait, I thought he was filming a music video. Where's it both?
I don't know. I'm not I'm not I'm not black boy. I don't know his plans
No, I'm not you want to come on and ask him but for an hour I feel like it's not a
bad segment chat take the bike out go learn a little Chinese for an hour come
back hop on a game for a little bit no we're not doing that but the turning we
can do the turning a different day we should do this the realistically the
tournament should be on the weekend facts the tournament should be on the
weekend so but here's the problem if I go learn Chinese what are the okay there's
a very high chance there's about eight hate form tweets posting a five-star
about something I say in Chinese
Go buy a disco ball for your room.
Do I look like I want to have a fucking party room?
You're learning Mandarin, by the way, not Chinese, like the Orges?
Why does he talk?
Why does he talk?
Every idea he ever has is involving food.
Nothing.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Wait, so Max is going to be there at six or is he going to be there late?
I'm going to say, are you going to be there at six or are you leaving at six?
up to Kason's house after Max's?
FaceTime Kason.
Starting a FaceTime call to Kason.
He'll be sleeping by the time it's over
Oh, how is his old mother fucker not answering
He's not always answers my phone calls.
Maybe he's on D&D?
You old motherfucker.
What? That's not mean.
I'm sorry, why didn't you answer me?
I didn't even see your calls.
Can I come to your house?
When?
Tonight.
What do you want to fuck?
Do I want to fuck?
Why do you want to come here?
Wait, how far is it?
Holy fuck it's far!
Um...
I mean, if you want to...
Uh, yeah, I mean, if you want.
I don't care.
Oh, it's kind of far.
Let me see.
Okay, let me see the title today.
Another day in the stream.
Mod Gaming Gauntlet.
I have no content today, holy fuck.
Yo, K-Song, you literally, you,
you're thinking about me?
I don't need to have content.
I am the content.
I don't have to have a segment,
because I am the segment.
Whatever I'm doing is a segment.
You know what's that?
Classic, just classic lazy day, classic.
You are the content, that's a fact.
Just classic.
I'll be honest, K-Song, I've been liking,
I've been liking a lot more doing like,
just desktop streams in my community.
Dude the desktop streams are fire. All I do is GCRP all day instead of like IRL
I don't know why just recently I've been like in doing like desktop streams and just like gaming and just talking to the chat
Desktop is fire bro gaming all that's just so
That's just so fire. I just need I just need a new game to come out
I feel like I've never seen you play on stream. I know it's obviously like been out, but have you ever played art?
No, why?
Peak peak content brother so good see your child wants to play
Chat y'all I played arc once
But like solo arc. Have you played solo arm? No
but a solo arc where you just backdoor everybody and fucking and
Oh, yeah, I played with Pina. Yeah, but solo arc is different. It's like, I don't know
I mean, I don't need your child wants it. You just think we good
I've seen a lot of WeGoods.
We good, we good, we good.
Okay, well guess what, Chad?
Why don't you get back into GTRP soon?
Are you down?
Is the server popping?
I would wait like, I would wait like...
Okay, but case on, case on, here's the thing.
Every time I ask about GTRP, you're like,
oh, I'd wait till this, I'd wait till that.
No, just trust me, just trust me.
Just wait a little longer, like a little longer.
How much longer?
Like a week.
Like you're making me wide speed stressed.
Wait a week. Wait a week.
Just, and I think, and I think, and I think you would have, I mean, if you want to play tonight, fucking, I mean, I'm going to be on.
If you want to hop on, you don't have to wait, but you can hop on.
Wait, what's your role play? Like, what's your role?
I'm a game leader of a game called Sped Game, when there's a bunch of retards in the game. So we're SG.
Wait, can I be, can I be like one of the Sped members in the game?
Sure. You could be SG.
We dominate the city. I'll put a gun in your hand. Fuck it.
So you'll give me a gun and I could be a sped?
Yeah. Just don't go around shooting people because I'm going to ban you.
I'll ban my own crime.
Okay, but wait, wait, wait. Do I, like, can I, am I like...
I'll make an example out of you.
Am I going to get, like, cancelled if I role play?
I mean, I wouldn't recommend you role playing as like someone that's disabled.
Just maybe act like an idiot, you know what I mean?
Like, you could be a moron and, you know, I wouldn't really recommend role playing
disabled so yeah yeah I just play it's role play though I mean I agree but you
know I mean it would be I mean yeah that's a you decision man that's a you
decision you know I'm saying but it's just role play it's not like real yo yo
yo drew no one fucking asked you kill yourself buddy kill yourself no one
I will, I will, you'll get in trouble for it.
No, we won't, that's how it works.
Okay, I'll happily take one for the team.
Sorry, what were you saying?
Wait, so I gotta download five of them?
I haven't.
Yeah, download five of them.
Okay, and then I think I have GTA installed as well.
And then, what server is it?
District 10.
Oh, I have Pryo, I think.
You do, of course.
Is it Legacy or Enhanced?
I don't know, I just have to find them.
GG, GTA pair of socials are coming back.
Yeah, it's really fun.
I mean, there's only a week left of this version, but that's also why you might have fun too.
And then that's why I was saying you should wait.
But I think it's Grand Theft Auto Legacy, not Enhanced.
Okay.
Do Legacy.
Okay.
Legacy?
I might have watching it depending on how late I get back.
Yeah, do your thing.
I'll be on in a couple hours, which let me know when you're back.
Okay, Matt.
All right, bro.
Bye.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Should I head out of my bike chair?
It is a, it is officially a hold on hour, 20 minutes.
Oh 20 minute drive no highways
I'm not doing a jerk mate segment I'm not doing a jerk mate segment
Oh, yeah, lookie. Yeah. Yeah. What is going on? What am I hearing? Yo, Terry and Arnold,
thank you so much for the 10 gifted in a chat. Please understand. What? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes!
Wait.
That name sounds familiar.
It's here in Ireland.
Oh my gosh, I knew it.
Wait, he plays for the Lions!
Detroit Lions cornerback number six
Yo, thank you for a 10 gifted bro
You know it's crazy chat I
Can score touch that on him facts I could get asked for a touch that on him
Look at Marlon what what?
He's fine
Wait, how much money did he lose
I should get the somethings go.
You know what?
I'll do get the somethings go.
Hold on.
I know how to piss him off, chat.
Wait, is his door open?
Oh my gosh, he doesn't have a door.
Hold on.
I gotta get the donkey laugh.
What is it?
One donkey laugh, chat?
It's like...
Hold on.
Wait, what is it, chat?
What is it?
What is it?
Y'all know what I'm talking about?
What is it, what is it, what is it?
Y'all know what I'm talking about?
Y'all know what I'm talking about?
Fortnite.
Is it that?
Is it loud enough for him to hear it?
Wait, I have bass boosters.
It's pretty much the same.
Dude!
Okay, it does not...
How much money did he lose?
How much money did he lose?
How much money did he lose?
How much money did he lose?
He lost a thousand dollars.
he has to go in a maid costume oiled up?
1K subs or 200 subs?
Y'all, I'm not going to lie.
That's bad.
$1,000, wait, he dead ass lost?
How do you live in this city?
Get the fuck out of here.
How do you lose to chasing FIFA?
A thousand dollars?
And you gotta be oiled up in a maid costume?
You get on the room?
Oh my god.
Are you gonna sweep the floor?
Are you gonna sweep the floor
and you got the maid costume on?
Well, how'd you lose?
I thought you were good at FIFA.
More or less, I thought you were good at FIFA.
Please, please, please.
I thought you were good at FIFA, bro.
You said like, oh, it's the only game
I'm good at FIFA, I'm only good at FIFA,
I'm good at people, I'm good at people.
Now you gotta be oiled up in a maid costume tomorrow.
All right, I'm smashing your shit.
Oh, you're smashing my shit.
Like your shit, Rick.
Come on, go for it.
Like your shit.
Yo, what the fuck?
Fuck me.
Why do people want that?
Get me out.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
He's in stage three.
Yo.
You better lock that door, son.
Brother, I'm not scared of no fucking Marlon.
I'm not scared of him.
Y'all realize I'm a grown-ass man.
When should I leave to go to learn Chinese?
You couldn't even press adapt?
Brother, I'll go if they're in press adapt right fucking now.
I'll go if they're in press adapt right now.
They leave the football before the football leaves you.
You a fake demon.
Fuck if that was Marlon coming over the base to let me hurt me.
Look at Max Stream, he's on the way.
Is he actually?
What the heck is this?
What the heck is this?
What the heck is this?
What the fuck did I just click into?
No, I keep like...
This is...
No, no! Check if I can move anything!
Is that a fucking...
Is that a car key necklace?
It's swag.
Oh, it's a phone?
It's Balenci?
Put it on, God.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
If I wore that, is that swag?
If I wore that, is that swag?
No, okay, so it has nothing to do with nothing on you as swag.
You want to know what is swag, brother?
Just me in general.
Just when I walk in the room, my presence is swag.
I have swagger.
Look at the way I walk.
The way I talk, I am swag.
Marlon just scam jinksy.
Wait, should I farm some W Lacy's real quick?
I could farm some W Lacy's crazy right now.
Oh my God, wait, this might be a
about me moment. This might be a making about me moment.
He fooled me. We just got scammed by Marvel. We just got scammed by Marvel.
L. Marlin, I got you, Jynxie.
Talk, but they're not the ones staying on the stage. So, please just talk, man.
He already wore a made out fit.
It's not even a fucking punishment.
Marlon already wore a made out fit.
Making about you is the $500 investment worth
making it about me.
Cause I can just give Jinxie 100 cents right now
and be like, yo, sorry about Marlon scamming.
I got you, Marlon, good guy.
And then I see a bunch of W,
Lacy's float throughout Jinxie's chat.
Not gonna lie, it might be a good investment.
Let me see.
So Marlon just scammed Jinxie.
Let's see.
Yeah, it's good to get to that.
No big deal.
Oh, you didn't get it?
Yeah.
Oh, he didn't actually get it.
If you don't want to get a gift,
if you get a two one sentence,
if you want.
One sentence?
Yeah, just, all right.
I'll get you, I'll get you.
Yeah, one sentence is not bad.
One sentence is not bad, right Marlon?
Right, so thank you.
Yeah, one sentence is not bad.
All right, so all you gotta say,
Marlon, is Jinxie, you're Marlon.
Sorry about that.
It's not a big deal.
It's just like four words at a time.
That's all you got to say.
It's just jixi yuma.
Wait, that's not even bad.
That's literally, that's the old, like,
and then you say $1,000.
Just say jixi yuma.
Jixi yuma.
You mog' me.
This is the highest my own.
No, no, no.
This is the highest my own.
Yo, there's no way that's worth a thousand dollars, I guess.
Wait, I'm going to start selling those.
Chad, let me know if you want me to send you a video saying that you mog' me.
It's going to cost a thousand dollars.
All right, should I start heading over there?
Max hasn't, Max hasn't even left yet!
I don't have a ball spot.
W stream so you guys want me to end
We could have been halfway through the mod tournament better the mod tournament in circle five
Till six o'clock not gonna lie. I haven't eaten. I could go grab a little bite right now
Chide that as I'm not I put this on God everything. I love having a single thing all day
A little Taco Bell?
Taco Bell sounds good.
L-diamond.
Wait, is Taco Bell against a diet?
Overlays are cooked unless you server restart toolkit.
Wait, so we can't have chat on screen, rums?
Just add it on your own, although no, I'm not going to be streaming off OBS.
I think so, you just put it through OBS.
All right, I'm gonna take this off, I'm gonna take this off, take your bike, I'm gonna
take my bike chat, I'm gonna keep it real with y'all though, I'm a little scared to
ride the bike in the dark, I feel like that's valid.
I just take my car?
What do you mean you don't know if I can?
You need to practice?
practice? Yeah, but the dark is crazy.
More than just a little tap cat.
Oh my god. No, fuck you, you little shit. Whoever is typed in
the chat, fuck you. Whatever your name is, Johnny, Jimmy, Alan,
Whatever the fuck your name is fuck you fuck you you're a piece of shit
Black bike is crazy in its dark wait is it actually dangerous bro y'all are getting in my head
What?
You want to take your name?
Drew, come here.
What?
Fuckin' needy.
It's the freaking people on the other side.
Better be late, boxy-murder.
YELLOW!
LATE!
LATE!
LATE!
Fuck, fuck, I was just...
Murder?
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
I need a shirt.
You have a hole in your shirt.
Ah, I didn't even throw myself in.
BAM!
AAH!
I'm straight off his stomach.
I'm being you, bro.
I'm good as being you.
He said, okay, but Bonnie Blue has better acting than you.
Yo, guess what?
Fun fact, I'm not an actor.
I was not acting.
All right, are you ready to go?
to me? Well, do I take the bike or no? I feel like the bike's fine if I'm not on a highway.
L.A. drivers though? Oh my God. Oh my gosh, wait. Is my reflective old phase jacket upstairs?
Can you go check real quick?
It's only 10 minutes away.
It's 20 minutes away.
It's fine even if you get hit, that's W. How is that W if I get hit by a fucking car?
It's a moped.
It's not.
First of all, it's a motorcycle and it's dark outside and it's in LA.
That's a mixture of shitty shit.
W. Clit.
Yo, is everything to you guys about a Clit?
You guys wouldn't want me to get hit by a car and injured if it meant a good Clit.
Yeah?
Nice.
No way I get here with a big-ass reflected phase jacket on
You want to see the booger or no, I can show you off a room
You need to find your gloves
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie the fact that I lost my leather gloves actually makes me so upset
Do you guys remember where I put them or no?
Macy joined phase no way
Drill, are we ready?
Ready?
Come on.
Hurry up.
Aren't your speakers stolen?
Wait, how do you know my speakers are stolen?
Wait a minute.
Who just said that?
What did you just do?
I came out of a room to start sweeping because he's a man.
Fuck! Fuck!
Pui Ben, whoever just set up a police car?
It's not a match out.
Ben, I got please.
Okay.
Wait, what is our fucking data going to do about our fucking...
Are you coming?
You want me to go by...
You want me to stay here?
No, you can come.
So you're gonna be riding on the back. Yeah, is there a problem with that?
How far
I'm three rain
I
Didn't even raise something that's my helmet. That's my helmet. No, you're not gonna do appeal V camp
You're holding it. No
Yeah, I do feel you can't yes. I'd rather do that a muck more
Is this a little like?
What okay, where we do this all the time? I know like your dick. I'll be honest
I rode with Ron earlier and his shit was not poking me in the back.
His surprise hiding. Wait, is it going to be cold shall I wear a jacket?
Yes.
Alright, I'm going to go find a glove. I'm going to go grab a jacket.
Chad, do you know where my gloves are at?
Where did I put them?
I know but this was in your bike?
In the bike?
Yeah.
It's not that cold out, it should be fine but I'm going to be honest at night it's
It's genuinely gets a little cold to move it.
Marlin has them.
Well, Marlin does not have my leather gloves.
Why would Marlin have my leather gloves?
Marlin's room, dead ass.
I can't tell if you guys are being serious
or if this is just M3 in the chat
because Marlin just ended.
Marlin, do you know my leather gloves?
You have my leather gloves, the chap's saying they're in here.
What's wrong, bro?
You look like a train wreck.
You look like a fucking mess.
What happened to you?
What's so funny?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, what is going on on the sides here?
I'm going with everything else, okay?
Yo, I'm...
What do you mean by worlds?
You're not helping me work, bro.
Okay, take my fucking...
Take my position, huh?
Can I have my gloves bro?
Can I have my gloves?
No.
Can I need my gloves?
I don't have any other gloves.
The chat said they're in here.
Did you just brush me?
The chat said they're in here.
Where are they?
I don't know where my gloves are at.
there where behind you okay so I'm getting trolled by the chat now bunch of fucking trolls in this
chat my fucking needs gloves for a moped yeah it gets a little chilly dude gets a little fucking
actually in the industry to LA
yo you know I realize I'm really the LA reaper
oh that was almost real bad
can you push your mic off?
yes
All right, you put it on thing
Just end stream after that one bro. I'm not ending stream
Uh chug tam
Hi, are y'all ready?
Can y'all see the logo on the side now?
How do you put that helmet on?
Huh?
That's what you meant to do back there.
Okay, what do you mean? How do I put the helmet on brother? Didn't you used to do this every day before school? No, but I never had a strap on mine
So you basically
Are you done come on we got to go you got places to be shit to do
Huh, I don't know I didn't have it. No, I didn't
No, I didn't cap check that I ever have a tripod
You they're saying I gave it to you
So chat we do only have one speaker as the last speaker got stolen. All right, but it's okay
Let's still on my 2019 party mix
Give it a penis
Like Gilbert arena
I
Get out
You just fucking help me head but me I only pull out first I pull out first
What did I lose true you put that there no the chat literally said drew put on the golf cart I
Did I screamed it you practice have a helmet on Sierra Little Sped
All right, yeah, here we go. Who's that? Hey, whoa?
What you got got from face plan, right?
No, that guy from face plan. Listen, I'm going to learn Chinese
You got a ride with me
Listen bro no cameras, bro. We're shot. We're just vibing. I'll catch you tomorrow
I need you to tighten the tripod. I need you to tighten the tripod bro Drew so fat, bro
No, no this part he's moving
She a scholar
Oh
She called me big put come make this pussy
I look he don't want you to ride with me
Cuz it's well my life so hard to steer with someone on the back
No
Oh, you're so much like you are so happy you are yo, I'm being honest. I drew his dead ass and not 160 pounds
No, it's so hard to steer with you on the back
I don't know, but it's actually hard with you on the thing. I don't know why it's so hard
All right, try to get on now wait true how much weight did you gain?
You gain a lot of weight, bro
Yeah, we're gonna crash
We're rolling up with style
Why is it so dark
Well, okay something's wrong something's wrong something's wrong something's wrong something's wrong something's wrong
Something's wrong, something's wrong, something's wrong
No, I know
No, you're supposed to use both
Check the tire pressure. How do I do that?
You have a flat tire?
It's possible there was glass in the driveway.
Oh shit, there was glass in the driveway.
Right here.
Wait, touch the tires. You'll see if I have a flat tire. I'll turn it off. Hold on.
Pretty sturdy to me
I mean, yeah seems pretty sturdy cheshire Drew just fuck it
Just get on I don't know quality pull out a little bit
All right get on
Might be GGs if we crash your jet not gonna lie
No, I mean sure you are whoa, why is it so hard to steer right now?
I like this I can read the chat you can read the chat how what are they saying right now
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I need to lose weight.
Can I get a retweet in the chat?
Can I get a retweet in the chat if you agree the journey is to lose weight?
Oh, shit, you ready, Jer?
Hottle.
Wait, what's going on here?
What's going on here?
I need to get, okay, fuck, do I do it or no?
Is that my body?
Is that my body?
Hey, how's it going, man?
Ready, sir?
Hold on.
We're ten minutes away, Jack.
We're ten minutes away Jack!
Okay this is my...
Oh that's where I got my Vespa.
No it's red.
Actually it's a perfect red.
Actually you can scratch my head.
Cause I have lice.
You have lice?
Yeah I have lice.
But, it's fine.
Now what happened was people just,
Chad, do people still get lice?
I remember there was this kid in my school,
his name was Tyler.
And I remember we all got lice checks in school
and they found lice in his head.
I never made treated him like he had a fucking
like disease for the rest of the year.
Ready?
You know what it is? I think you're leaning to one side of the bike.
All right, so we're on a pretty fucking busy road here, so I have to go the speed limit,
All right, neither you can't sue me because you're under contract.
Yes, you are.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
You could sue the chat.
Like a lot.
If I crash, I'm sue the chat actually.
That's actually a great shout.
Oh, I didn't think about that.
Wait, fuck, I didn't think about that.
Wait, check!
What does the chat say?
Check!
Can I leak it or no?
you
you
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you
you
you
you
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you
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Oh no.
Where am I?
King of LA has arrived everybody!
Where? Where?
Holy dicksuck. Wait.
Did Max just send me to a fucking alley to get jumped?
Wait, show this little memory?
Okay, hold on.
I
Chet is pbm here
I
Know you chud
We on the way
One second, Cat.
Move the mic.
Chat, I know y'all are black right now, but just be happy you're alive.
You want to hold them?
I'll put them on here for a minute.
Just be happy you guys are alive and smile.
I don't know, is that Yaya?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am I good to show up?
I'll tell you what.
Yeah.
All right.
This way?
Yeah.
OK.
Hello? Hello, teacher? Hi, good to see you.
I'm David. Are you good? Yes.
Can you teach me how?
Can you? This is... you just said,
Ni hao. Ni hao. That was Japanese.
Ni hao. Ni hao. Ni hao.
Ni hao. That was on me.
Okay, I'm just gonna wait for the other two and say alright.
Oh there you go, just hang out.
Yeah, I'm gonna use that normal.
I'm not going to eat you all with Chinese.
I'm not going to eat you all with Chinese.
Oh, shit.
Wait, these people all went to this school?
Salon bios, Michael Orr?
Oh, shit.
I guess I'm knowing the language when you're six.
Oh, man, you could use that every day. You could use it.
Wow.
Oh, it's not the teachers lounge.
Yeah.
Yo, am I in a fucking bathroom?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm in the fucking back rooms, man.
Little nap figure?
Taking a nap on a couch in the middle of class?
Look for pictures that could be money behind them?
There what?
I'm not fucking robbing the place.
That's grandma's bed they're saying.
Who's grandma?
I don't know.
Who, who's grandma's bed is that?
Look for the red envelopes they're saying.
I don't believe it, that's me.
It's a play.
What is this, weak-ass? They got no food in this kitchen!
They're saying they're weak.
What?
They've got no type of food in this kitchen.
You need someone to sleep.
It's a barbershop.
Wait, it's a tools?
Does this work?
What is this?
Well hold on, they keep a ring screaming.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
Go sit down while green screen you I think you're on a podcast
There's someone green screen them with a podcast with Epstein yo nobody's doing that bro. So this guy right here
I'm a wait till after you say that, because I'm a wait till after you say that, nothing,
nothing, I'm a wait till after you say that, nothing.
Wow man, that's not how it works Drew.
But what?
Now I'm going to start this.
This guy right here, this is one of my favorite guys.
This is one of the guys that I love to come, sit on a couch, have a conversation about
life with.
I just want you all to know this right here is the life that I want to live.
And if you look at all this, this is amazing.
right here is amazing. I love this. This is the exact type of life that I want to
wake up and live every day. Why are y'all saying GG? It's a bad green screen. You've
You've got to go next to it.
Like this.
Chat, people can't green screen shit for me unless I do the green screen, right?
I don't think they can.
Too many shadows.
Okay, what about right here?
This right here is the best place in the world.
I recommend everybody come to this place.
This is amazing.
I love it here.
I want to come here every day for the rest of my life.
And let me tell you, this guy right here,
one of the best guys I've ever met.
I just wanna say you are a phenomenal person
and I wish everybody had the chance to be friends with you
and I'm just very grateful for you.
I love him, I love this guy.
I fucking love this guy, I love him.
Why are y'all saying GG?
Clip's not a go crazy, no, people can't green screen me into the clip because they don't
have access to the actual green screen on the OBS, people can't actually do that, okay.
Q. How long have you been teaching for?
A. I mean, five years.
Q. Five years?
Q. What kind of class do you do?
A. I teach some Chinese in college, and I also teach music.
All the music. So you sing?
Yeah.
Can I hear it?
No?
No?
I see you actually a little bit.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you want to hear it?
Sure.
Love me.
Love me.
Love me.
Let's go.
It's 2PM.
What's in here?
Oh!
Don't get away!
Hey!
Now let's go, baby!
You're the last!
Oh, you still have to be right there, see?
I have to. I have to today.
She only reflected Jack and I have.
Because you didn't even reflect Jack.
I got a motorcycle.
That's your first motorcycle?
Yeah, it's my motorcycle.
So let me get this straight.
You were on that big drive-in, and Drew was on you like this.
Yup.
Yeah, Drew's on the back.
What's up, teacher?
Hey.
Nice to meet you, man.
Yeah.
Yeah!
I brought you.
Yeah, I brought you to a bar, man.
Are we serious?
Man, what you mean?
I told you what.
Man, what was the first question I asked you?
What was your answer?
I said, the bad bitch.
That's work.
That's word for word.
I said, I'm in here about you.
Now, you live in there about you, but what's it called?
Word?
We don't got no girl crossings.
He didn't want to let me have anything.
You're a brainless school.
I don't even know how to learn Chinese.
Yo, this is like, you never heard of all boys school?
Come on.
Bruh, come on.
Sit your bitch ass down.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to learn.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to learn.
Come on, shit.
Look, you ain't got to bring the paper, dude.
Bruh, I ain't going to the back.
That's cool.
That's great.
Ah, bruh.
I don't need shit now.
I'm on this pitch, you know.
You've seen it.
What a person, bruh.
Bruh, I don't even know what to do.
Yeah, so you guys are gonna do like Chinese?
Yes, Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
Well, that's Japanese.
Yeah, so actually, so Halloween Chinese is Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
Yeah, so actually, so Halloween Chinese is Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
OK.
So I made some Chinese, some other guys putting in.
So like some words.
Oh, he has smart words!
Oh!
Oh!
He's so tech.
I almost feel it.
How did he never see a school like this?
Are we serious?
Oh, really?
I thought those folks, happy smart boys now.
That's me.
Oh, what is that?
You know smart boys?
Bro, shut the fuck up.
Bro, just learn again.
God damn it.
That's what the special ed class is.
Okay, I see.
They go through the door, bro.
I'm excited.
How long have you been in China for?
I grew up in China.
I'm going to take my big A.
Oh.
Yeah, but, um, I'm going to take my big A.
Oh, yeah.
But, um, I'm going to take my big A.
I'm going to take my big A.
I'm going to take my big A.
I'm going to take my big A.
I'm going to take my big A.
I'm going to take my big A.
I'm going to take my Beijing.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
But it's still like about 18 years,
and then I came to work at a other event.
And then, yeah, I'm following the school.
I'm 23.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
What is it?
How do you know I speak English?
Well, because I like that.
I went to be in China.
And then, yeah.
I went to college here.
Yeah, I guess you could.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's cheap.
Nah, nah, nah.
So my boy's not working.
Yeah, what's happening?
See, where'd you go to school, Harvard?
I hate school.
Yeah, yeah?
I wish.
What, Mr. Goddard?
No, what the fuck is this?
What's wrong, dude?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Not wrong.
Relax, running through the fucking field first day.
Stupid ass, big-le-nassed in it.
Fuck-le-nassed in it.
Ah, you got the wrong shit.
You son of a bitch.
What the hell is this?
I don't know how many people are here today.
Oh, OK.
I don't know.
I need some.
I might need to publish it.
Oh, that's OK.
All right.
We'll start with, so you're yarring us.
How to say hello to the camera.
How to say hello again?
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Yeah, it's not.
Sajin.
Sajin.
Sajin.
Sajin.
Very good.
Okay.
What are you writing?
Take a note.
Take a note.
Weird ass nigga.
I'm gonna put that on the weekend.
Right.
Okay, man.
Let's get up here.
We have a question.
Yes.
I remember listening to this one song back in like 2023.
It's gonna say nitty.
And it was an Asian.
What does nitty mean in Chinese?
So it is nitty good.
Yeah.
It's nitty good.
It's nitty good.
It's nitty good.
It's nitty good.
It's nitty good.
So it is Nate Good, right?
Nate?
Nate!
No!
It's a little bit big!
I don't think I'm going to answer one of these.
You literally asked a question.
I hear, what is it?
What is it?
It's like that.
It's just like that.
It's a, yeah, like.
So you don't say it's a Nate Good?
No, it's actually like Nate Good.
It's a second.
It's a different thing.
Yeah, it's a different thing.
Wait, hold up!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You can't say it.
What does it mean, first of all, sir?
It means to the cat.
Yeah.
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
Yes, sir.
Oh, OK, thank you, and hi, guys.
That's Japanese.
All right, all right, all right.
They ain't good at it.
Ooh.
Yeah.
So.
Now, all of you in there, huh?
All of you in there.
Hold on a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
So it just means, you know, it means to the bad person.
They got her?
No, no, no, no.
He's a bad person.
Is this on a five-year gap though?
He's a bad person.
Wait, what means bad person?
So, me, look, it means bad person.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just like, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know that song?
That was pretty viral.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
They're saying, he looked like Rainbow Pony, basically.
Yeah, that's what he was saying.
Yeah.
So he would stand over and over again, that Rainbow Pony.
Yeah.
He was just trying to say it.
So right now, I have Hello, Meet How.
I have five sides you in.
And then I have Nigga Rand, that person.
No, that person.
That person, that person, that person, yeah.
So we actually hear, if you hear like Chinese people
speaking those things, that hurt a lot.
You guys are referring to all that thing, that thing,
that thing.
So they're not speaking it.
You just walk around China, let it fly.
Yeah, so you hear it, you hear it.
Yeah, that's true.
Okay, I'm just putting that email on the board here.
That you learn that, that's how it looks like, okay?
And that's how we pronounce it.
Woo!
Mi-ha.
Mi-ha!
Mi-ha!
And if you want to hear the authentic in speaking, yes.
Why are there V's about certain letters?
Yes, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys,
because there are four tones in Chinese.
So, it's kind of like speaking.
It's very, very fun.
So the first tone is, ah,
this one like this.
Ah.
Hang out.
Say that.
Ah.
Yeah.
Ah.
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And now I have my second tone.
So first one I would mark it.
I say like that.
If I do it like this.
And it's first tone.
Okay.
And now I have second tone.
I do it like this.
That will be ah.
Ah.
Ah.
And then here you see the V up here is the third tone and it's kind of like when you
come to come stand in a lot of time.
Yeah.
Like a K-pop group.
A little bit, that's right.
So here it's hao.
Hao?
Yeah, that's right.
And we have a fourth tone.
A fourth tone is like this.
Ah.
Ah.
Teach me.
Teach me.
Like this.
Ah.
Teach me.
Alright.
You're so tired.
What the fuck was that?
No, no, no.
Come on.
Yeah.
Can you see what we're talking about?
The four tones?
Ah, ah, ah.
So the four tones.
Ah!
Can I say ah?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That's right.
I'm not like a model.
Try the normal one.
Yeah, come on.
Wow.
Yeah?
So...
Where's the bathroom?
Bro, that's just garbage, bro!
You're on the right side.
Okay, okay.
Classy.
Alright, so now...
Yo, Peter, what the fuck is your uniform, bro?
It's, uh...
No, it's just my...
Well, you guys didn't spend class, man, you ain't no fucking...
Hey, why did you pour in this disgusting classroom?
Well, we got hate, then...
I'll ask them a question though, teach you why you didn't spend class so...
Yeah, they're like...
Is it window?
Because we don't have a lot of students.
No, man, no, no, no, no, why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
That we don't have any more students?
Well, in high school, I already had two teachers.
And I already figured it was something else.
Why the fuck is there only two people at the class?
I don't know, four, right?
But why are you so little?
Excellent.
I think you had, like, you minding off your friend, Ben?
I think this is for like, why?
I mean, I promise you, getting more of a hot attitude
for a little bit less maybe.
Oh, it's because I'm so smart.
Oh, who are you kidding?
I'm smart?
Yeah, I was so smart.
I'm sorry, Ben.
Next time, we'll be ready to be ready.
You're getting this?
Yeah.
Yeah?
You're just smart?
Yeah.
So Niha, we're six, six, seven, eight.
Third talk, right? So it's Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Yeah!
Why do you guys like stand in the corner and need so much, like, you need me?
Now you got me made.
Yo!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Shut the fuck up!
Yeah, it's us.
And then we learn and go,
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't give a shit.
I teach, I teach, man!
Get out of play!
No, no, no, let's get this thing straight right to the bathroom.
Slapbox, I wanna play like that.
You wanna learn? You wanna know how to speak Chinese?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's have a seat, yeah.
Okay.
So now you know how to say e-hop, and...
Tai-Dia, here I'm gonna put Tai-Dia up here.
Can somebody give us a toast on those?
Use that fucking point point two.
Oh, hey!
Oh, hey!
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo!
No, who was that, bro?
Fuck, it was him!
Keep your own maxima!
I'm sorry, yo!
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm back.
Why are you...
Hi, what's...
No, I won't make you so happy.
Respect each other any time, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm back.
Elmer's back.
Elmer's back.
Okay, so...
Let's talk again.
What...
Well, it's the tone.
So, can you give me a sec?
Yes.
What happens?
You have actually had a...
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What's your name?
Uh, Saus.
Saus.
You're a grown mother. You've grown about Saus.
Since y'all have a family.
Your name is Pablo.
You're a young guy.
Are we ready?
We're ready to hand him over.
Wait, I have a question though.
Can I never...
Not gonna be easy for him.
I know it probably doesn't matter.
matter of the like, you know, we're four black people, we only have one white class, is that what it's on?
He said no, no.
Just happen, just happen, I don't know anything.
We don't want a problem, we don't get it.
I'm gonna teach anyone how to play the lyrics.
Wait, you have to like go through your names, right?
We should like go up right.
Oh, yeah, I should write your, like, contact him about our stuff.
Yeah, I like that stuff.
I'm sorry, I'm the first one.
Yeah.
Okay.
High-five.
Make your head.
That a cigarette?
I guess.
I'm here, I'm here.
He's talking to me.
He's talking to my husband.
He's talking to me.
Stop touching my shit.
Ni hao.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, let's talk to each other.
Ni hao, wo jao, wo jao shimmy minzy.
Very good, very good.
Ah, very good.
Wo jao shimmy minzy, Maxwell.
Great, good job.
Oh, that's that one.
Hi, we haven't just got in here.
Woo!
I'm gonna go for a walk there, bro.
Grab some of these shoes!
I'm gonna do the pattern here.
Alright, let's get it.
I'm gonna do the hair drop.
Alright, so you want to do the hair drop?
I'm gonna do the hair drop.
Introduction to the hair drop.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm sorry, sir.
Can you do it?
What?
What's that? You should have said your name.
Oh, yeah.
And you already have that.
You have that?
Yeah.
Me how that will...
You can't use English.
Oh.
My name is Fondavo. I'm 18 years old.
Um, I recently...
I recently got out of a relationship. I lost my husband.
Oh
Rest in peace
It's not a
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Welcome up.
Let's do it.
Meet out.
My name is Lacey, and the fun fact about me is when I was younger, I actually put my penis on a pool jet in my family.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I can't take a breath.
What happened next?
What happened next?
Everyone did a cool reaction.
I came in the hot tub.
Oh, wow.
Don't give me the iron.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Iron.
Iron.
My name is Cornelius,
and I live in Y Bronx.
You're like rocks.
You're like rocks?
Oh, we definitely stepped back.
Oh, fuck.
Can I teach you how to say that?
I don't think you're gonna teach me this.
So you're tall.
So long.
Yeah, so long.
Yeah?
There we go.
Ah!
Now we need to stay low.
Here you go.
Here you go.
That was good.
You wanna come out up?
All right.
Next, next, next.
Hey, pull up your pants.
Fucking dog.
Fucking dog.
Oh, shit.
Alright, go away, go away.
Alright, I'm in a drag club, and one of the guys plays the matters.
First, we have some heads.
Second, we have naked.
And the next one for our flag bra.
We're not gonna get hit by that thing.
I didn't understand anything about it.
Okay. Okay.
Uh, you're not...
I'm just my, uh...
I just like to...
Uh, bad man.
Bad man.
Bad man.
Bad man.
What? What is that?
I've never seen a bad man.
It's not gonna come back.
I'm not gonna get into that.
Okay. Okay.
Have a seat. Have a seat.
All right, is that your last year at the moment?
How do I go class?
Oh man.
Well, who's through that?
I was taught teaching, I was taught that.
Is that you?
No.
No, guys, you need to respect each other in that class, okay?
I can read the teacher.
No, teach, teach, teach.
Yeah, yeah, after your interview.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My name is Saul Skiddle, also known as Saul, also known as Skiddle.
Nobody told me.
Who was talking in this?
I'm not so awesome or anything.
Fuck!
I'm just gonna do it for you.
Wow.
Greg, go ahead with that shit.
What you going on?
I'm just gonna push.
And I'm gonna 20-second your question.
Push your 20-second?
Goddamn.
Everybody, some people saw it later.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a super scene, man.
Alright, that's great.
Super scene.
Now, let's see.
I just don't know why.
Now, look, sir, I have a question.
When do we learn kung fu?
What do you think is behind me?
Gotta get the beat.
Wait for this shit in the chop on.
That's what this is.
You want to go home and just go around me.
I'm gonna sit around the last thing a bit.
Oh, not a lot.
Look, you put a lot of oil in your teeth.
Yeah, I'm just fucking...
No one can ride in Japanese.
No.
And whatever you...
And you're a huge Chinese, right?
That's sushi.
Sushi?
No, that's kung fu, baby.
Kung fu.
No.
Don't put the glasses on.
No, baby, I'm not going to get it right in the teeth.
I like it.
Kung fu is Chinese.
Kung fu is Chinese.
Oh, that is Chinese.
Yeah.
Film more like some of the jackmots, right?
Yeah.
Because you know Jackie Chan, right?
Jackie Chan?
You're not taking all the...
Oh, they say that's...
Oh, what?
No, but, take me to his Chinese.
Yeah, hopefully, his Chinese.
Yeah, that's cool.
Let's put him up for the teacher, damn it.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Hi, hi, hi. I'm Baby.
And I am from Beijing.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You are getting sleepy.
You guys are being very disrespectful to the teacher.
Shut the fuck up.
What?
You're the one that I need to do!
You're the one that I need to do!
I'm not trying to do it!
I'm not trying to do it!
I'm not trying to do it!
I'm not trying to do it!
Get the fuck out of here!
Let's just review for our new students who just came in, how to say hello.
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Yeah, very good.
And how to say goodbye.
Sayo.
Sayo.
Sayo.
Sayo.
Sayo.
Okay.
How to take you home?
Sayo.
Sayo.
Sayo.
Sayo.
Sayo.
Sayo.
That's right.
Oh, that's right, Jin.
Okay, and did you see the marks up here?
It's the fourth toe, so we're coming down.
It's going to be side, Jin.
Side, Jin.
Very good.
Side, Jin.
You're a side, Jin.
Side, Jin.
Can I remember my speed back?
Side, Jin.
Side, Jin.
Good.
Okay.
Now let's practice.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I can't believe you disrespected me, too.
I had to. I had to.
Wow, man!
Man, what the fuck!
Oh my god, I'm gonna do some music.
I'm gonna talk to Mr. Silver.
Can I come up with one?
I think I'm gonna get that.
Okay, this is between us.
I would even like to have some music.
Okay, this is between us.
I would even like to have some music.
I would even like to have some music.
Can I have some music?
I saw how you do it.
To me, how?
Let's try to get out of the city.
Good.
All right.
Let's be here.
Have a seat.
Have a seat.
Yeah, you get some sleep right there, right?
You get some sleep right there, right?
You can sleep.
All right, man.
All right, everybody, get ready to teach.
We're ready to teach, man.
Let's be respectful of each other, OK?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the one thing we have about 50 people.
Fuck out, and I'll be wrong.
Do it again.
Pussy fuckers.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ohhhh, give me a bite!
Oh, give me a bite!
Oh, give me a bite!
Oh, give me a bite!
Why is that all right?
Can we just turn the lights on?
Can we just turn the lights on?
I don't know what is happening to the smartboard.
I am trying to play my steering.
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I don't even know what I'm saying.
No, it's okay, anyway.
You go, you go, you go, you go.
Okay, I'm gonna ask you guys first.
Is there anything specifically you want to know about me to say?
Yes, yes.
I want to say that nigga's a bitch.
Oh, oh.
I don't know what you're trying to tell me.
Okay, just you're a bitch, or you're a loser.
You know what I mean?
You see?
Oh, that's, that's good.
He's not gonna be, he's gonna be fast.
Oh, oh, he doesn't have to tell me.
Oh, he doesn't have to.
Bro, respect the teacher.
I don't know what I'm thinking.
I don't know.
He said he's gonna go on this one with us, too.
All right, fuck.
Should we go for, should we go for the shit, baby?
Lock in, bro.
The teacher's watching.
Oh, it smells like weed in here.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I don't have to tell him.
Oh, I got it, finally.
Hey! Hello!
Alright, so this is survival guide for you guys
if you're in China. Okay?
Yeah.
So, the first thing I want to teach you is I don't understand.
Okay?
If you're ever gonna travel to China,
they're gonna be people coming to funfictions.
Chinese people love people from all over the world, right?
Yes, I'm aware of that.
You look like black.
Black?
Everybody's black.
You're black people, chairman?
No.
No!
No!
Stop!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No more puns, but they can't handle the tater tots, bro.
I'm gonna learn, bro!
Do you want to learn?
Yeah.
Do you want to learn how this is speaking?
Okay.
Wait, what?
I don't know if this is pretty close.
Hi.
Have a seat, have a seat.
Repeat after me.
Repeat after me.
Ting bu do.
Ting bu do.
Ting bu do.
Good. That means I don't understand.
So a Chinese came to come to you
and we started to speak of our fadbul.
You can't understand anything, so say that.
Ting bu do.
You have to move on.
You can't move on.
What?
What's that?
Okay.
So, this is what, see, I gave you, I always said you guys had enough of class, okay?
So, if you're going to go to China, and this will really help you.
It's your survival, guys.
Got it?
Yeah.
All right, next game.
How to say, excuse me.
Oh, my God.
Bu-ha, peace.
Bu-ha, peace.
Bu-ha, peace.
Yeah.
Everybody, I'm here.
repeat after me?
BOO HOO HEE SIR!
BOO HOO HEE SIR!
Yeah, so that's, excuse me and sorry if you bump into someone, you say BOO HOO HOO HEE SIR.
You know there are a lot of people in China right?
It's like, what the fuck is this?
What happened?
What's happening back there?
I'm walking down like we're pissing you off.
I'm not bothering you.
No, pay attention to the pizza!
Okay. Do you guys want to learn where is the bathroom? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one is longer,
if you can do it. We have five words. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,
That's the type of guy who's...
I promise you.
He means somebody who walked in?
A lot of groups here.
Like, does that...
That's not a student, okay?
No, I'm not a student.
Really?
Yeah.
You don't try...
Try to meet people.
Are you serious?
I'm trying to fool...
What?
I'm trying to fool...
Oh, and what is your name, actually?
Yeah.
Am I your real name?
What do I call you?
You can call me David.
That's my English.
Yeah, David.
You want to try to call my Chinese name?
Yeah, sure.
What did you do to aim the thing?
You.
My mom, actually.
Usually we just take one, create our own names, but
mine is my mom's favorite thing to do.
Aw, okay.
So what was that?
It was most important.
So when you were doing this,
you didn't chat.
You didn't chat?
Yeah.
You didn't chat.
You didn't chat.
You didn't chat.
What did that mean?
What did it mean to you?
It means, uh, something that just counts as
I'm trying to learn, bro.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
You said fucking 4x2!
Let's focus.
Okay.
This one.
We're going to learn this one.
Okay?
Can we ask that?
What?
Choo!
Good.
Okay?
Choo!
Good.
I thought it was like choo!
Good!
Good!
Good!
This one.
Joe, the...
Yeah, it's actually that the pair is not good.
No, what?
I think people need to know.
Yeah, that is...
That was...
Wait, were you pair with?
Were you?
So we were saying this, this or that, right?
This or that.
Yeah, this is Joe.
Joe.
That is not good.
Okay, I want to say this or that.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Can I say this one later?
What? You said what?
You're fool!
You didn't even know what I was indicating.
What is that?
You guys are saying this one.
We're not going to do that.
Come on, bro.
You're going to go to school.
I'm going to talk about that.
That's that.
That's something about us.
Okay?
All right.
So we were talking about how to say this.
Or that.
Yeah, this or that.
So,
So,
So,
So,
So,
So,
So,
So,
So,
So,
So if you want to buy something, you can put it to something.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
I want this.
A joke.
A joke.
And then they'll know.
And they'll get to it.
Okay.
Let's say how much money.
Okay.
Do a shop.
Oh, you can do a rest.
Okay.
Come back to your desk, please.
I just want to...
Again, please.
It's a what?
He's not a thief. He's a liar.
No, I don't have a clue.
Let's not lie.
Let's not lie.
I don't have a clue.
Let's not lie.
You'll be able to eat at the class, okay?
Alright, here you go with this and try your food.
That's the problem.
Do, shout, chen.
Do, shout, chen.
That's your asking for most money.
Okay?
Do, shout, chen.
Do, shout, chen.
Do, shout, chen.
Do, shout, chen.
You're asking for prize before you get something.
Okay, and that is too expensive.
Sorry, teacher, is it okay if I come during lunch and I have to do a learning morning?
No.
I'm teaching you already.
Yeah, I'm teaching you already.
Okay, I think teacher's thing, bro.
Teacher's thing.
Yeah, you want to know.
Okay.
So now, if you want to say too expensive, it's Thai Kluay La.
Thai Kluay La.
Yeah, that's right.
So...
Yo, it's just smoking.
I don't really like to eat in class.
Yo, bro!
What is in your head?
Teacher, I'd be fucking beneath this!
I'd be sharing everything.
What?
I'd be fucking beneath this!
I'm just gonna drink some water.
He's gotta go to class.
I'm drinking water.
Just drink the water, teacher.
I saw him.
He's pretty moderate.
You guys!
Okay.
He's a liar.
That's not...
That's not eating water.
You're gonna eat your initiative with Oliver's, okay?
I didn't.
Yeah, I did.
I'm gonna eat, I'm gonna eat.
This should have allowed me to breakfast,
but I'm not eating this initiative.
Bro, we need to learn.
All right, guys.
Do I have weed on me?
Not a pass, no.
What?
What is that, Jerbo?
Uh-huh.
What is that, Jerbo?
That's how you say I'm live streaming in school.
Thank you.
What is that, Jerbo?
I don't know how to do that.
I'm just going to say, hey bro.
How do you say, I don't know how to do that?
You said, can you just say,
but if you say,
I can't see!
Where are you going?
I thought you wanted to learn.
I did not see that.
I did not see that.
I didn't,
I was just teaching so I didn't see it.
Yeah, she won't be. So if you want to say it, okay bro, you say, she'll be.
Why are you calling me?
What?
I don't get it.
You better be like, why are you already here?
Hey, text me.
Give him the tension.
Yeah.
Okay, can I have your guys' focus?
Okay.
All right.
So, now here.
It smells like awesome but bad ass.
That is m-y-o-b-y-o-b-y-o-b-y-o-b-y-o-b-y-o-b-y-o-b-y.
No, not my ass.
This is lame, okay?
Oh, now he pissed you, man.
I'm gonna beat the fuck out of these people.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
No, no, no, no, no!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Put that seat down, bro!
Alright, Innie!
I'm gonna sit in the middle.
Are you from our neighborhood?
Nice. Alright, ready?
Can you guys focus?
I got you.
You can get Derrick.
What's Derrick?
Derrick.
Let's just focus.
Okay.
Okay.
This is funny.
How to say, okay I'm just gonna ask you this, how to say how much money do you have?
I want to see what you do.
Do you play live?
Shut up!
Hi, what are you about?
Hi, what are you about?
Okay.
Did you guys, did you guys remember?
Hi, what are you about?
Yeah, that's how you do it.
What about bro?
Yo dude, you need to answer one question you need to raise your hands.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for that and be cool.
All right. How many of you here eat spicy food?
There's my cup of tea.
Okay, so if you don't eat spicy, you don't have to learn how to say this, okay?
So you go to a Chinese restaurant, you don't want spicy, you say
Bu Yao La. Bu Yao La.
That's right, Bu Yao La. Okay?
So you're preparing for street food, a lot of street food in Southern part of China
I'm really spicy. Yes. How do I say that? I'm sour.
I'm sour? I'm sour.
I'm swan. I'm swan.
I'm swan. I'm swan. I'm swan.
You should try to ask questions.
I'm sour. I'm swan.
There's no way you need to pay that.
You're a fucking loser.
There's no way you need to pay that.
Wait, hold on, wait, what?
Wait, are you a freshman?
You a sophomore?
You a freshman sophomore, John Muir?
What year are you niggin'?
What year are you niggin'?
He's being entered?
No, no, he said what year are you?
What year am I?
Yes. I'm not a year.
What?
I'm not a year.
That's a 48-year-old super-steer!
Can't you see I'm the fucking shit, bro?
I think you should take your earphone down so you can hear everything.
I agree, take it down.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
Good. That's for some review.
Can we do a team test for a competition?
Go ahead.
Can we do a team over here and a team over here?
I'm going to ask, I'm going to say English word and you tell me the Chinese word.
Okay, got it.
Okay, I'm going to put your shoes up here.
Okay.
One, two, three.
So this is one, this is two, three.
Okay.
Got it?
Alright.
Then we can go eat.
Come on guys, we got this.
Yeah, after the class.
Oh my god.
Good.
Okay.
How to say hello.
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Yes!
Come with us.
Yeah!
Oh
All right
I don't know what to say.
You want to say it?
Okay.
I'll just say
I'm going to be trying to put it this way.
Two expensive.
I'm going to be trying to put it this way.
It's the answer.
Hey, you can't say that.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You already have the answer.
You can't say anything because you're good.
Okay.
I don't understand.
I have you in my head, you're turning on my house.
All right, teacher right there.
I know.
I know, I know.
And now you're gonna have the house.
Now we're gonna play.
Come on.
I'm gonna kiss you.
All right, I'm gonna say.
Oh, me.
I'll just say, I don't understand.
T.B. Don't.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
T.B. Don't.
What's wrong with you?
Let's move.
Hurry.
How does they shoot me?
Oh, how do you shoot me?
Oh, how do you shoot me?
Oh, how do you shoot me?
Good.
Okay, right now.
What are you doing?
How does they...
How much money?
Do yourself again.
Very good.
How do you do it?
Alright, this last one is going to be the worst five points.
Oh man, let me out, let me out hard one.
I'll just say, we'll be right back for a minute.
Talk!
So he died now, he took off!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Alright, I didn't decent enough, I fucking, WWE, WWE, I fucking, I'm fucking decent enough.
Where did they go? Okay, yeah, I'm fucking decent enough.
P-U-N-K.
No, they did pretty well, it's good.
Okay, now, let's...
Where? I'm gonna show you guys a little conversation.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, why are you not beating him?
Whoa!
No, it's good, it's good.
They are only cool. How many times do I tell you, bro?
Just make it all the time, you know what I'm talking about.
They know about it literally.
Well, this is more how-
What do you think of the song?
What song?
I think it's the song.
You think you're going to take this college to a learning conversation and speak to each other?
Yes.
Okay.
Don't try to hide it.
We're going to teach you guys how to use your song.
Okay.
I'm going to play this audio and listen to it first.
So basically, we have a guy over here.
Oh, god!
Oh!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So they're talking at, they just meet each other the first time and they ask each other
what their names are.
Okay.
And that's basically what they're talking about.
So I'm going to play it first.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
That's the...
You'll teach me this your first time teaching?
Definitely, of course not.
I'm going to show a respect in both.
You're not the art teacher of tardy.
Wow.
He's just that sort of teacher.
I think he teaches me multiple teachers.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Ready?
All right.
Yes?
Give me a second.
What's your name?
What's your name?
My name is Wang.
Miss Li.
What's your name?
My name is Li Yao.
Mr. Wang, you are...
Can you give me a word?
Can you give me a word?
My name is Wang Cheng.
You should use your cursive so we know what we're talking about.
I'm not too decent, I'm not too good at it.
Are you good?
You didn't hear your conversation?
No, no, I don't know what time it is, so you gotta be cursed or I'm not even trying to tell me.
I got balked on that kind of advice.
Oh, you're not going to what?
No, can you use the cursor so I know where to press on?
Okay, I see you all the time.
Okay.
That's not the spot.
There we go.
No, he's not.
Let's see one by one one.
Exchange your relics.
We'll get you.
We'll get you.
You're taking the wrong thing.
You're making me wait.
You know it.
No, it's not me.
You are wait.
You will get the fuck out of here.
No, it's you.
No, no, no.
We are waiting for you.
What's in it?
You know?
What's in it?
The sound's in it.
No, no, no, no.
Take his phone.
You don't want to get it.
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
It's terribly like a game.
What's your name?
I'm not a guy.
Okay, now let's learn this conversation.
Okay?
You go up there and I'm not listening,
but you already know this.
Ni hao.
Right?
Ni hao.
Yeah, so you already say ni hao.
You want me to say ni hao.
You're not a scary teacher.
You say ni hao.
Not to me.
Yes.
I have a complaint.
He said he wanted me the girls, he has to act like the girl.
Any yellow.
He didn't.
Yeah you can't.
Why is this happening to you?
Max, you wanna try this time with me?
Yeah!
Hey!
What's wrong with that?
Why?
Oh, come on, come on.
This, this is not going to happen.
Get up, get up, get up.
Alright, don't.
You're going to be in hurt.
Please, please, please.
I like that girl!
What?
You want me shrimp in the air?
I like that girl!
What?
You ready?
Okay, so Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Hey!
่ฏท้ฎไฝ ๅฏนไฟก?
ๆไฟกไบไฝ ็.
ๆไฟกๆ.
I am the king of the stars, I am the king of the stars, I am the king of the stars.
Alright, guys, we're ready to come and meet you again.
Oh, this is a play, right?
Yes, this is a play.
This is a acting role.
I am over here, I am over here.
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
This is for me!
This is for me!
I'm a teacher.
I am Leo Wang Sansong.
I am Leo Wang Sansong.
I am Senegal.
I am Lamphong.
Good job!
That was good.
So basically we're happy to study.
You know what's up teachers?
Oh, yeah.
He's coming back to his room.
Wait for me.
I'm back!
Back to his room.
This is great.
Okay.
Ah!
Hey!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is great.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is great.
Yeah.
You wanted everything else.
You wanted all of this.
I don't like that.
It's great power.
I don't like how it is. It's great power.
It's called great responsibility.
Have a seat. Have a seat.
Do you guys know what it's talking about?
It's talking about names.
That's right.
Period. So we don't have a work-life position.
but we have some catastrophes.
Yeah, so like, here, one phrase is,
you see a catapult.
Or we burn it.
You see a catapult.
You see a catapult.
Yeah, so that's actually what's your last name, what's your family name?
How do I want to say how long does this start?
่ฟ่่ฏพๆๅคๅผบ? That means, that means this class, and thenๆๅคๅผบ means
่ฟ่่ฏพๆๅคๅผบ? Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, well, I was sad.
Yeah, should've told you.
We have five minutes left.
One class to my next.
One class to my next.
One class to my next.
Oh, no.
Well,
I really want you guys to be able to
ask each other names
after this class, okay?
What's the worst?
You should be between them.
Okay?
Are you okay?
He's three.
Ten.
Nine.
Oh, it's five.
I think I know you.
I'm inside here.
What's happening here?
Five.
Fuck all of you!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
What cutscenes do we just join?
All right, Nicole!
Dave, you're on slide.
Forward.
The case of Drew Wall versus the city.
President. President.
President.
Drew Wall was present today.
Drew Wall, are you present?
President.
I hope you're seeing it.
Sit down.
Now put your right hand up.
Now on the chair.
Put your right hand up.
Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing about the truth?
Yeah.
Okay.
Through all.
Is it true that on the night of January 2nd, 2026,
you went to a bar and went home with an intoxicated man?
That's a good question.
You can't be such a good person.
You have nothing to do with it.
You can't understand what you want.
So what about me?
Answer the question.
Are you stupid?
What the fuck?
Yeah, why didn't you tell me to make that, though?
No!
Hey!
What the fuck?
Yeah, why didn't you tell me to make that, though?
No!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
This is how we deal with it, man.
This is how we deal with it.
What the hell is this here?
What the hell is this here?
I
Fuck you go
Oh
All right, how do I say
You're the best
Me, too, eh, pa. Me, too, eh, pa. Me, too, eh, pa. Me, too, eh, pa. Me, too, eh, pa.
True, that's top in here? Right here?
I got a low key libyar Jack.
I got a low key libyar.
Kind of a nice little apartment.
Have fun going home? What do you mean?
We got to ride that dumb ass scooter back.
You cool, right?
You gonna tell me?
Let me know when it starts.
Alright, alright, bro.
Wait, no, I'm just kidding.
Alright, bro.
What's your bag at?
It's really dark, I'll access your...
Well, you got it.
Here, Mike?
Huh?
What are you doing, huh you trying to steal my bike I'll call the cops right now. Oh
wow because I'm black Wow there's no place you guys there's no way you did it. It is
It is it's a motorcycle. Yeah
He rides me
Let me see how far it is oh, it's not that far it's only 15 minutes
Mmm show
What
Yeah, why?
The rhythm music is playing then.
Don't shit like that.
Yeah, just like the bottom of the mic.
Lace me up.
Wait, so how did this work?
You think you'd better be right in behind you?
Yeah.
It only gets hard sometimes though.
How hard?
Yeah, sometimes I feel a little poke in my butt.
Oh yeah, all the balls, it's gonna get bumpy.
Wait, what's in it?
I feel his dick touch my butt.
You're broke.
Watch.
Nah, how fast did you go?
I'm alive. You're amazing, bro.
Listen, fellas.
Oh
Yo, why didn't get off you go that's why'd you make us okay?
They see from the helmet
No
Keep it that way
Why do y'all why do they look genuinely worried jazz now weird it's not weird how we look
We just get on a bike here
All right, listen
Listen, I'm a catch y'all I didn't even get saved by the max
Where'd he go?
Huh?
I want to say about a Max.
I did?
I want to say about a Max, Shat.
Is he coming or no am I getting clickmated you said buy in character yeah
But I didn't get to say bye to Maxwell Dent.
Hey, Soss, come here.
Why don't you hop on the back?
I don't know.
There's space for three.
That's the three.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's part of two and a half.
Maybe another time, though.
Okay.
Hey, if you buy yourself.
Max, I want to say bye.
He got a sandwich?
Huh?
You got a sandwich?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, keep your hat one more time.
Yeah, one more time.
No, chill.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Come on!
Put that dick more on his back, chill!
No, no, no, no!
Buy a plenty of room.
Just go to!
You sure?
Yeah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Hey!
Listen, bro.
I'ma catch you, bro. Thanks for the invite, twin.
Of course, bro. I'll see you soon.
Have me whenever, bro. I Lacey check.
I need to know to know
Oh
See bro, fuck we're good check
Get a mansion a jacuzzi a theater to watch my movies
We in a bugmobile! Let me see the red in the jet!
Oh! We got Drake playing on Drake in a drive-in.
Here I'm spending.
Took advantage of...
I sit in the house.
Ow.
Wish I would have came home.
Came home soon.
Letta you go.
Whoa.
I don't know, but he's not that easy.
Chad, would you guys fuck me if I was a girl?
Imagine if I had tits.
Ready to hold on?
Are they saying yes to him?
They're saying no.
Well, you better traitors on a big ass pump in the middle of the road.
Fuck you guys.
Nice, riding a bike that says stunts on the back with blasts.
Young boy
To serve it
Here we go, Drew, hold on. It's about a certain green and we're about to dust this car.
I'm gonna take off fast chat. Watch this.
And that's what I'm saying. Came through Swerving.
I'm not going to lie Drew, one of these days you might just have to ride around no pants
you're dick in my ass.
Oh I love this song Chad, Chad y'all know this song starts singing along.
Okay, I've been out of way and the cut has been a minute working on the album now it's finished
So we're going 50!
Oh shoot!
That's really bad!
I have control.
I'm a control artist.
I'm a fucking controller.
Okay.
How you doing?
How you doing?
OK.
You got it?
Yeah.
Jen.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, here we go.
Oh
The son of God law Jack remembers the classic segments in there
Who is said to close the windows what a fucking what a 80,000 other motorcycle I can't close the windows
That is really sorry. It's getting really close to summer. Fuck summer. I'm not gonna
lie, that word is rude for you. Every time I think of summer, I think of the summer
of the chat. I fucking hate it. So now the whole summer's rude for you because you
I didn't suffer. I exist on the plane.
Oh, something!
Where?
We're not going to fucking Taco Bell, Drew.
Why do you always want to eat?
Shit.
Bro, we have deadass hit every single light.
I'm not even over-exaggerating.
Oh, wait, is this a fucking double-turn lane?
I've never done this, Gigi!
Okay, I've never done a double-turn lane.
What the fuck is this song?
I
Notice somebody who loves me
That's all I
need
We in Miami turning up another night
Why is it not going green?
Hello
Hello
Every light is red
What the fuck is the bug
Dude!
Delay's book?
What the fuck?
Why did that take so long?
We all just say it's El Salvador, right?
It's our first time.
Hey, time to get guy.
Her name is Angel.
I'm like a legit and it's not even be one nobody does it like nobody in the world doesn't like
this is the best artist just to ever grace the finish of it.
He can sing, he can rap, he can freestyle, why is that classic?
you
you
you
you
you
What?
Go, Bumpy, but not a match out.
What's the last one, Eagles?
Y'all get your dog?
I don't know if y'all can see right now, but the sign clearly has the hand on it, which
means don't walk across the walkway.
It's kind of the sign that's just walking and it's not across the walkway, alright?
Oh, we go
Hey, we have a car behind me now, which is out the gaseous road
Hold on, Drew!
We're going about 50 here!
It's a dark long road!
Oh, Drew!
Take me home
To the place
I belong
West Virginia
Bout to roll! Take me home!
I'm full throttle right now! I'm full throttle right now!
Right now.
Woo, it's just a live chat.
Nice little wall driving down a road on a white.
The chat's got a nice B and B.
Nice big techie in the chat.
Maybe a few lights.
More home, place a rocket,
Rocket League, probably get hit by them tonight.
Holy traffic is right.
Come on traffic.
I don't know.
Doesn't seem like anybody wants to let the king go.
King of LA coming! King of LA coming!
Anybody want to King of?
Okay, this is not fun.
I don't want to trust that on a dark bike in the middle of the night.
Yeah, I'm going to.
Ready?
so many times I gotta make up for all the nice at my mama cry I'm going in I'm
putting their thing on a lot I put my heart into this shit man I keep
I'm just up and I'm just thinking about my next move. Why is someone following me?
Why is someone following me? They were really close to me too.
Oh, shit. Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Stop dreaming of the crash!
True! You keep fucking hitting my head!
Who is it?
Who's following me?
Who is it?
It's a fucking samky world.
I was locked up in them chains with a lot of bands
I saw you have my phone
Here
I don't even know who said it's power!
Oh
Yeah
The fuck happened
Leap what is pre-recorded bro
Sauce is this even live
It's time to change title to change title to road to plat.
I'm not going to keep it real with y'all.
I don't have that much time.
So I'm not going to get on GTA, make a character, and then get into a story mode, just because
I genuinely don't have that much time.
And then you're probably wondering, Lacey, why don't you have that much time?
It is because I actually do have a flight.
I actually do have a flight early in the morning.
I got to pack some shit together.
But,
play with Lays.
Lays wanna play?
I'm down to play Tuesday Lays.
Adapt, already leaked.
Oh yeah, well tomorrow, chat,
I'm going to be flying to North Carolina
for
This big streamer event with Mr. Beast and I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna be in North Carolina doing some stuff with Mr. Beast and a bunch of other streamers for a big video.
It's been leaked, yeah I know it's been leaked. Tell them they called me on Discord. I'm down to play Rockin' League for a little bit.
I don't have much time, chat, probably like an hour.
Just keeping it real.
He said, after his Cod game?
Okay, I'll just play one game of solos.
Also, chat, Epic Games hit me back.
They said they'll give me codes.
So can you guys, can somebody in my calm
make a list of the best and coolest things?
Why speedstressed what
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I haven't played a game that I...
FUCK! ME AND MY WHITE ASS! I NEED A BIG BLACK COCK!
Well, you gotta get off.
I know, but it doesn't matter.
I'm not assed, but I'm not like good.
Actually, you know what?
I'm actually good.
I like that.
I'm not like that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Splash.
Let's go.
Not a rule, so I just the reason is because I haven't been able to find a game. I actually only play
That game this game actually
This guy's a smurf!
That's your dog, he's got a smurf!
He's got a smurf, he's got a smurf!
Oh yeah, wait a minute, I have a question.
Um, actually, I want to, uh, fuck!
But I'm asking you after this game.
It is indeed a football.
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
Okay, that's your question. How much money are you bringing to game over in Vegas?
I think I'm gonna bring a light a light like a light
because I'm down 60 today yes oh my god he just hit a wall pin shot
I'm not a smurf.
Come on!
Come on!
Okay, go.
Splat!
He's got a smurf on his head.
Did you...
He just hit a pin shot.
He is a smurf.
Laser, you are not good, bro.
Laser, you are not good, bro.
I guess he's not a smurf. I guess he's not a smurf. WHAT A SAVE!
I
Yeah, okay, I'm a champ
I'm a champ I peep I peep I peep through a champ
No, I mean, I don't know if I am for sure.
No, no, no, I just got hit up.
No, bro, I just got hit up from someone on my team and they were like, hey, someone saw your clip of you being in a Spider-Man statue.
They said that the Supreme Spider-Man jet could be a perfect fit. They might send you one.
Yeah, but it's not confirmed.
I'm talking like a gun.
Ooh, the life of the A King of LA.
You know what's coming on here?
Yep.
Yes, I am the King of LA.
And I am from the A. I am the A, the A war foe.
No, I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania, the A-1 phone.
No, because what it is now is it's tied 5-5, so now what he's going to do is he's going to hit a fucking flip reset on the wall.
Chad, is the guy smooth? Yes or no, be honest.
I'm going to play defense here, watch this, dude.
But sometimes you just want to drop back and play defense, right?
Okay, I'm not leaving the middle of my ranked game, I'm not leaving the middle of my ranked
I'm not gonna leave it a minute my fucking right game. Yes, I miss
He's not I'm literally better than you okay one below me then darling
What are you trying to do?
I'm going to put some steaks on.
Steaks on?
Yeah, I got that.
I got to put a head up and something.
That's all the way as long as I can.
I'm going to put some steaks on.
How about this?
I know what you're going to say.
I know what you're going to say.
Who's going to give the other one head?
I'm going to say that.
I'm going to say, it moves or has
to pay for the medication.
You see, I'm sad.
That's not fair to her though. There's a zero percent chance
I actually have a free vacation next occasion
I mean it's free when you get there but the things to buy around there. Oh
What's your free vacation uh to Hawaii whatever I want
Basically what happened was, we went to Hawaii after the seventh home, and she got like an
infection from her wisdom teeth growing in, and then we left, and the hotel gave us a
full refund.
They did that?
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know who I was.
Dude, he was working at the desk.
He was like a big fan.
He had a full refund.
He was a manager at the same time?
Yeah, he was like the guy who was working the whole like refund, like the whole
front desk.
Yeah, he was like the guy who was working the whole like refund like the whole front desk
What's not telling you his name which I don't be wonder private match create private match
1v1 no bots wait, I want all the bots
region India shout out javars
I'm not gonna go downstairs, alright?
Alright, bro, have fun on my marabas.
I'm not putting my marabas in the asshole.
I'm saying this like that.
You gonna end stream role at the spliff and play?
No, I don't want it, what?
Oh, yeah?
What?
Is it?
You're gonna end stream role at the spliff and play?
I'm only gonna play for an hour.
W's herring.
No, I'm not gonna end stream, you kidding me?
Hey, hold on, let me um...
Well, can I get this one?
What?
No!
Dude!
You just fucked up my 1v1, bro!
I was like, I was cooking steak.
Boy, I know you have multiple of these, bro.
Please, bro.
I don't have the purple one, but I'll get you one.
You'll get me one.
Word of bro.
Word of who?
Word of my mother.
Hey, he wants your pet.
Huh?
What happens to your pet?
What pet?
Oh, Tracy.
What happens to your pet?
This is nothing you need.
Wait is she in here chatter no
Yeah
Yeah, I gotta look at I gotta look at I gotta look at I gotta look at come on
Wait, I want to call her on discord for those five minutes
Where even is she wait wait
What the fuck
Oh
Hold on tell these up tell me I'll call them after this hold up
Wait, no, where's the
Fucking oceans
Shall wash I'ma let him get a shot off this
I
Should it's too easy, bro
Wait, okay, we can we can restart if you want I
Wasn't ready
I
Which how do I restart it?
What the?
Restart? Okay.
Darla leave!
Why is she not answering?
Let her win, you neat, let her win, you animal.
Let's put something on the line.
No, you're better with me.
I'll give you a go, I'll give you a go lead.
I'm not even kidding, I'll give you a go lead.
Hold on.
I want to hear it once more.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
I'm hearing a bell, oh yeah, whatever.
What do you want to put on the line?
Listen, let's play.
Chance, we play a 10.
Get me a home-style learning.
Okay, I created a match, just join it.
All right, listen, let's play to 20, okay?
And I'll give you,
I'll give you a 15 goal lead.
Okay.
Can you do an aerial?
Huh?
Do an aerial.
All right, start, start now.
You have a 15 kill lead, 15 goal lead, a 20.
You want me to just get calls?
No.
That's not fun.
What do you mean it's not fun?
I'm nervous now.
And I think I forgot how to play.
I don't think I can play with you.
What?
I think you made me nervous.
I forgot how to play.
I think I ran for you.
Oh, champ, champ.
Yeah, do you know how to avoid this?
No!
Like you're ass, but you're better than me.
Oh, I'm ass? Oh, I'm ass? Does this look like ass?
I'll do this.
You're just trying to show off.
Easy!
See that chat, that's how you air dribble.
Darling, you have to score five goals before I can score 20.
You can easily do that.
No, I can't.
What if I slip through the clock?
Okay, okay, okay, how about this?
You have to score one goal before I score 20.
You're pissing me off.
You have to score one goal.
No, you're trying really hard right now.
And you're pissing me off.
Yep, you have to score one goal before I score 20.
I don't think I can with you.
If you do, I'll give you 100 subs.
I don't have 100 subs.
Huh?
What? Why?
Did it shit?
Kill me off.
Call me a dick shit? Watch this.
You want to call me a dick shit and you're about to get dumped off.
Stop! You're pissing me off.
I'm coming.
Oh my god.
Can you stop?
Oh, I feel bad for long.
Hey, we're playing bonkers at this point.
Can we do a 2v2? I'm really good at some bad ones.
Yeah.
Why does it help, boyfriend? Alright, leave, leave, leave, leave.
She's really bad at one.
Wait, not right, not right, not right.
Oh, you only get ripped out?
Like, what rip are you actually?
Uh, champ, champ, champ.
Oh, you're not.
I've been playing for a day, and I learned an aerial, and I learned, um...
You know how to aerial?
Yeah, you wanna see? I'll do it right now.
Are these balls?
Did it? But I was also trying to see the ball.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What a play today!
Okay, these guys are actually kinda good, Chad.
No, they're not, they're not.
Get it?
You know, you know how to fake it?
You know what?
You know how to fake it?
A fake?
I do fakes all the time.
I didn't do it.
I suck.
You haven't even touched the ball.
Shut up.
I'm gonna get you.
You're wasting my performance.
You're wasting my performance.
You're wasting my performance.
You're just ball chasing we're on the same team
You gotta be ready for me to pass the ball to you, so you gotta be ready for it.
Like, look, it's gonna come over the middle to you, okay?
Can you aerial and get into the goal, please?
No, I can't do that yet.
What do you think I am?
I don't think I am!
It was my first day!
Alright, it's you, you, you, you, you!
Ready?
I want...
Yo, that's her!
Hey, and you fucking do it!
What? That was my fault?
Oh...
See? It brings out every second.
Whoa.
Oh, we're getting... we're getting shit on, aren't we?
Yeah.
So, please come back, you lock-in.
Yeah, it's definitely not.
Don't worry, you're gonna get a gold.
I'm sorry.
It's out. It's out. It's out. It's coming to you. Okay.
Oh, oh. Wait. Wait. I'm sorry. Oh my god. I'm sorry.
Alright, you gotta go.
Forgot what you're doing. Okay, I'm sorry.
Thanks for the role.
And I can't read pin when I'm on controller. I can't time out
What am I doing
Shit shit shit balls
No way that blows me up
Nice, let's go baby. I'm gonna score it. Nice pass what?
Over the middle of you
Good job good job
The other smurfs
It's like when they're when they're actual hot oh my gosh
Hey
Reach out I'm trying to fucking play the game
Yes
Yes, we'll play threes
Oh, my gosh, that actually went a tough ass pinch actually went a tough ass oh, no, oh no
They're nice good defense
Chad is this possible to win still
You know what I think it's time for me to say matters in the mountains
Oh, shit.
Nice.
Come on, 50 seconds left.
Come on, Darla, I need you to lock in.
We can still win this, okay?
Unlock.
Unlock.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you it's you it's you you go for it you go for it you go for it nice
Yeah, come on 30 seconds darling
No, I
Okay, it's me. I need you to follow up behind me creep up and hit it into the goal, okay?
Nice shot, that's literally an impossible save to get.
It's you, it's you, it's you!
Good job, alright, I'm going for a flip reset.
Wow, I'm talented!
Alright, it's me, it's me, don't be tense,
10 seconds we get this
My god, oh my god, oh my god
No, that was it good. Just try good try. Okay
Oh
Okay, okay
All right, this is Jane
Every person in the fucking room want to play, can you be a normal chat?
She's under bronze. No, she's not. She's not even that bad.
I'm not in stage one.
Okay, what what do I what okay? I'm 3v3 I'm gold one 2v2 I'm gold two
Luke, what rank are you in threes?
I just can't remember.
A boyfriend if I don't play with Darla.
I'm El Brother if I don't play with Luke.
I'm El Friend if I don't play with Lays.
I literally can't do shit.
I literally can't play the game.
Can't even play the fucking game.
Can't even play the game, bro.
Drake posted you.
Drake posted you.
I guess Drake posted me.
I guess Drake posted me.
Why am I even checking?
I know it's not true.
Stop, bro.
Yeah.
I'm not playing through everything, I got your...
What?
We're confided, I asked him what rank he is.
I'm gonna get off I'm gonna get off I'm gonna get off I'm gonna get off I'm gonna get off I'm gonna get off
I'm gonna get off
I mean, it is a little out of color
What the fuck is that car what rank is he?
I'm not trying to play if he's some high-ass rank
I've asked what rank eight times
He said gold okay, we lays admin discord
What are you guys spinning L boss for bro?
What are you spinning L boss for?
Dude you just can't get any W's right now.
This is actually hell.
wants to play I don't care Drew wants to play fuck Drew
we got lucky we got lucky I'm gonna try to hit flat I'm not trying to I'm not
playing no fucking games bro I'm locked in if anybody on my team is selling I'm
fucking coming for you bro. Oh my god.
Wait Luke, you're flat?
I'm not flat.
No, no. Okay, okay.
I wish. I'm not gonna lie guys. I'm very hot right now.
Um, you're high? Yeah, I spoke a little bit of a
Since when do you smoke?
So I'm trying to hit plat and my teammate is high. Nice!
made his high nice
Oh my god both my teammates are fried
Okay, what
That's not
Yeah, that was one
Come on, team, but we can't sell this me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Luke, you can't be hit me there.
Hey, that wasn't me man. Can't be hit me there. That wasn't me. That wasn't me.
Well, why are you guys saying L influence?
I never smoke. I was like today and I said, how did I influence his Wii?
I'm going center, center boy, center boy. Nice, good shot!
Oh, shit. I'm going up for water for it.
You are.
Wake them. Wake them. That's me. That's all me right there.
Wow. Wow.
That was horrible effort. That was awesome.
Your brother looks up to you and smokes causing you.
That's natural.
That was more of a leopard that was all
Your brother looks up to you and smokes cousin you that's not true
So now I'm my own man
So now the hell
I'm on D, I'm on D, I'm on D.
I'm on D, guys.
God, this is slow.
This chat is so small like I'm not going to just slow the chat
Or check in y'all not just like rage baby the whole man. I'm actually trying to lock it in fucking
Mike
No, I
Sweaty
How's that not a nice seat?
I got it.
It's me.
I'm gonna finish it.
I'm gonna finish it.
I'm gonna finish it.
Bar.
I got it.
Now streamer.
You're a little pussy bitch.
You ever heard of that, huh?
Asshole.
Miss
You walk walk walk walk speed speed speed to you ladies do
Up the wall again up the wall again center center
Blandy play Andy play Andy bar
I
See how are you the best time that field you know, I'm just gonna I'm gonna show y'all a lot of coming. Let me your mom
That's kind of clean
That was nice and stream and stream and stream
Oh my god, I know.
Yo, can we turn TTS on mods?
I was close.
I was.
Little leg.
Little leg 67.
It's me, it's me, it's a go!
Yes!
That's what we do!
Alright, okay, okay, okay, Lucas, you?
Yeah, that's right.
Me and my child are speed flipping today.
Oh, no.
fake them, fake them, fake them, that's a great fake, y'all can't lie it's a great fake
I got it, I got it, I got it
oh my gosh, my fake just set that up
Slake, make it, make it 200 bits
Blind defense, I'm playing the end of the goal, end of the goal
got it nice oh no ladies come back to you
Oh
Money we make our money for no one even said a TTS yet. You dumb fuck
you're getting better thank you just kidding me or so x
all right ladies come on it's you ladies too
Oh
Why did I just get fucking demoed oh my goodness
Oh, I hate how we change colors man, just now I'm not confused
Yeah it doesn't kill me off, that's where God does.
And I don't even know where I am, we're probably cause you guys are both right over the middle!
Hell of a pass!
Over the middle again!
Where the fuck are you talking about?
In the middle.
What?
You guys just call me El Scammer for absolutely nothing.
Oh
To
Like see how all of them have some good looking and skilled at every game you tell how many
You're the best in everything you decide. Thank you, bro
Wait, that was nice
Let's go baby lady got this clock those cheats
Yeah, I like messages like that bro very nice people
Lacey is your MVP of NBA so far
I
Please carry the game while you cut the grass dry land
Well, you guys can hear that
It's not that loud.
Wait, over the middle!
Oh shit.
Okay.
That's standing, bro.
That's standing.
I
Have a cat's is a scam I bought six of them got the same ones you a scam check your email
Wait, yeah, Nick Nick. What's happening with that? I got more of the same some people some people
people accidentally got like duplicates because of the way the fact that happens.
No, it's not happening.
So the people who did, they're going to be for re-function.
It's you, Luke.
It's you.
Holy scam.
I mean, if it was a scam, what we would do is say, oh, we don't give a fuck and not
offer refunds.
a scam but instead we're letting the people keep the tapcaps and giving them all their money back.
Lacy I love you bro keep up the grind and let it.
Natsai Ruii shake that was AI.
Yo, Lace, what is on the top of your heart?
Why are you un-calling Lace a fat ass, and when he has lost a lot of weight?
Thank you, bro. Thank you, actually. It's actually very factual. See you later.
If through is going to be your flower girl, your wedding is more than an asset.
Yo, are we at SSNT?
Got a single pole out of it?
on the middle
they see you are really good with the game camera
I love the point of view when your team makes skills
We have a good one.
I don't know.
What?
This car is so annoying, bro.
Oh my god.
your wedding
El Rulewandraker
Rulase isn't even fat at all. He's smaller than he is
Okay, how do I speed my arrows my area up?
You're playing like Adam Johnson. Keep up the great work.
I am playing like Adam Johnson
Oh, it did it.
Thank you for playing Rocket League with Lacy. It's good to see makers wish they're in big things.
Well, this is a wish, really.
Hey, Lace! You're actually good!
If you didn't scam them, tell them to not fuck you to answer my DM.
Why would you DM Droom if you fucking got tabgaps and fucking more on?
Lacy, how much do you charge to my lawns? You're doing good as a lawnmower, I might need to hide you.
Yeah, I'm gonna, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. Yo, D-Song, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really trying to make your mistake, bro.
If you didn't get your fees, merch, because I left fees.
Good, and even if I didn't fuck Droom, never stopped Droom hate.
You're so trashed that Rocket League just retired from the game you're getting carried.
You guys are cake right?
I should all just love bouncing on my teeth.
It wasn't a tap-capsidious dumbass fuck you.
Let's go.
Lock in!
When I watch Macy, I only have one hand because I am stroking my Johnson in my other hand.
If you come to move, then you will be decimated on sight.
I'm not even acknowledging all of your work.
I'm just trying to get back to work.
I'm gonna leave a community train right now!
You don't like your TTS?
No, I don't like my TTS, bro.
What a save leg
I'm a masturbator now. I'm a master now. I'm a master now chat
I'm a master now. I get us know how to how to aerial I mastered it. I understand it now. What's this?
Oh boy!
The pill play!
That's nice.
Alright, genie.
Stop using so much Tire Tread your teammates could use it better.
I have a boost.
It's your own authoritarian hold on Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Oh, oh my god.
I gotta take matters into my own hands, y'all.
I gotta take matters into my own hands.
What?
Everything's moving so quick!
What's up, Lil?
They can't wait for you to run the streets in New York again.
They need you.
It's just the fact I put $600 on the line for 100 gifted for the Steelers game,
but whatever you do, I don't give a fuck.
I will send your tabcats if you want.
I don't fucking have phase merch anymore.
I'm not in phase.
I'm not in phase.
I can't get you phase merch.
Give him the phase merch dude.
So, how do you guys want me to get these merch?
Just send them.
Wait, we're gonna shit off.
Wow, wow, wow.
I just told him.
Don't ask why I did that.
I'm sorry but that is not my fucking problem, dude!
Oh my god.
Hey Lacy, sending hate from Croatia.
Okay bro, fuck you dude.
Hey listen guys, this is going to be my last one.
I got a patch.
You got a patch?
I got a flight tomorrow.
I'm running super early.
What time do you think it is?
I think it is.
I think it is.
I think it is.
I'm not capping. I'm not capping. I do. I do.
Elstrima, go ahead, man. I don't care anymore, dude. I don't care anymore.
I
Not gonna lie y'all
Like the way y'all are acting is just crazy right now the way y'all are acting is genuinely crazy right now like
Like I know y'all think it's rage bait and jokes and shit, but like
This is just getting
Annoying bro like y'all are being fucking act like entitled little babies. I just streamed for five hours
And I have a flight that I have to get on bro, so I'm not gonna lie
I'm gonna be honest with you guys the way you guys are acting because of the way you're acting in this community
I'm not sure tomorrow. Just be an artist. Not sure you tomorrow. Just keep in a room. Not sure tomorrow. Not I'm not not sure tomorrow
Just be an honest bro just be an honest
Why are you guys saying W's?
you
you
you