🍔 I GOT A JOB 🍔 DOORDASH DRIVER LACY 🍔 THE GUYS ARE ALL HERE 🍔 PACKDRAW TONIGHT? 🍔 VEGAS IN 3 DAYS 🍔

Lacy

03-02-2026 · 9h 06m

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[00:04:00] I'm a fucking punk, that's TeraShop, let's fill it in.

[00:04:04] Hey!

[00:04:08] What's good, bro?

[00:04:09] What's good, what's good, what's good?

[00:04:10] How y'all feeling in the chat?

[00:04:11] Yo, fear God for life, thank you so much for the 800 bits.

[00:04:15] How's everybody doing today?

[00:04:17] I do have an announcement that I want to make

[00:04:18] on stream first and foremost.

[00:04:22] Streaming has not been paying me a lot of money.

[00:04:25] I'm keeping it real.

[00:04:27] I don't know why, I don't know what it is,

[00:04:29] But for some reason, I have only been making a little over $150,000 a month on streaming.

[00:04:37] So I had decided that on the side of streaming, I am going to get a real job, and I officially

[00:04:45] have signed up to be a DoorDash driver.

[00:04:47] I have officially signed up to be a DoorDash driver, so I am going to be doing deliveries,

[00:04:51] orders.

[00:04:52] I'm going to be DoorDashing on the side a little bit, just to make a little extra cash, a little

[00:04:57] extra quick cash when I'm not live and just like you know just so I can keep

[00:05:01] food on the table and keep the roof over my head so yes I did get a job I know

[00:05:05] you guys have been telling me to get a job for a while and I finally did so I am

[00:05:09] officially employed by DoorNash that means in the chat man I'm officially an

[00:05:13] employee I am an employee baby let's go why don't you just stream more what do

[00:05:21] you mean what do you mean why don't I stream more why don't I stream more

[00:05:25] because streaming doesn't pay as much as DoorDash does. That's why. Jason sent you

[00:05:33] the list in address. What time? Wait.

[00:05:44] He said ASAP?

[00:05:53] The fuck does he mean ASAP?

[00:05:57] Hold on.

[00:05:58] Yo, Jason.

[00:05:59] Yo, bro, I pay for priority, you better get the fuck to work, buddy.

[00:06:11] What the fuck do you mean ASAP?

[00:06:14] I didn't even get to do like an intro!

[00:06:16] Fuck your intro bro!

[00:06:18] Are you a international streamer today?

[00:06:22] Hop on that little scooter

[00:06:24] and fuck it, give me my airwarp cookies

[00:06:26] give me my Gabriella smoothies

[00:06:28] give me my Sincourie bar

[00:06:30] give me three servings of water

[00:06:32] a Saturday wine and my flowers

[00:06:34] and a bowl of mixed fruit

[00:06:36] and don't forget the matcha

[00:06:38] There's no way I didn't even get to do an intro.

[00:06:56] I didn't get to react.

[00:06:57] I had to get right on a fucking job.

[00:06:58] I got to get right on a fucking job.

[00:07:04] Where is Drew?

[00:07:05] I have to call Drew.

[00:07:06] Oh my God, and I have priority.

[00:07:08] He paid for priority too, might even show you he paid for priority.

[00:07:11] Get moving, gang.

[00:07:13] What do you mean go? Go tell me to get in.

[00:07:15] Yo, Drew, yo, we gotta go, go. Yo, Drew, I gotta go.

[00:07:18] Go where?

[00:07:19] I got my first order.

[00:07:21] Uh, okay.

[00:07:24] They paid for priority, so we gotta go.

[00:07:27] But we have to be back here.

[00:07:30] We what?

[00:07:32] No, we don't have to be back here. He can meet us wherever.

[00:07:41] Right, buddy thinks work revolves around him. Buddy think work, work.

[00:07:49] You're setting things up. You gotta wait a couple of minutes. How long do you think?

[00:07:59] I mean, if you don't need the backpack, then you don't really need the backpack, then you don't need to bring it.

[00:08:05] Do you know what I'm saying? This is like an important moment. This is an operating QDC, this is a very important moment.

[00:08:10] Like this is probably the most important for a national year I could possibly get today.

[00:08:13] Alright, let's go.

[00:08:17] Maybe fix your streaming schedule, fat ass? What do you mean fix my streaming schedule?

[00:08:22] Let's go.

[00:08:23] I stream 10 hours a day! The fuck do you mean fix my streaming schedule?

[00:08:27] What more do you want from me?

[00:08:30] What more do you want?

[00:08:33] What more do you want?

[00:08:36] My food's getting cold.

[00:08:37] Yo, do you stop telling me that your food's getting cold?

[00:08:40] I don't work for you.

[00:08:42] I don't work for you.

[00:08:44] Your food is not getting cold.

[00:08:45] Wow, keep talking like that.

[00:08:46] They're going to give you no tip, right?

[00:08:47] Come on.

[00:08:48] I better get tipped today.

[00:08:49] Come on.

[00:08:50] I better get tipped today.

[00:08:51] All right.

[00:08:52] You're locally going to be on, you might be on your own for this order because I have

[00:08:56] to go get the backpacks still. No, I need you to come into the store with me. Well then here go

[00:09:01] on the bike and I'll try to hurry up but I can't go set things up this year. What do you need to set up?

[00:09:06] I mean I just got to get the backpack. I'll get the backpack just in case it's lagging. I'll have it.

[00:09:19] Wait how am I going to wear my, how am I, why are y'all saying choo choo? Yo we have a high

[00:09:23] Can we maybe get some doughnuts in the chat if you give me the tops?

[00:09:27] Anybody want to give some subs in the chat? Anybody?

[00:09:30] No, I said I got it all.

[00:09:32] You want to just sit on this top while I go get it?

[00:09:34] Okay, hurry.

[00:09:39] Hurry up and give me my pizza.

[00:09:41] Yo, I don't know who you and his chat think you're fucking talking to,

[00:09:47] talking about some hurry up and get me my pizza.

[00:09:50] Do I look like a pizza boy?

[00:09:52] Do I look like I work for Papa Jones?

[00:09:59] Get me my Chipotle now

[00:10:04] Shut up piggy or I'm not tipping

[00:10:06] I'm not your guys door dash drivers.

[00:10:24] I'm not your guys fucking door dash drivers bro.

[00:10:28] I don't know who you think you can sit here and talk to saying deliver my food, deliver

[00:10:32] my pizza.

[00:10:33] I don't work for you.

[00:10:35] I don't work for you, hurry up fat cell.

[00:10:40] That's a mad disrespect.

[00:10:42] How am I gonna wear my hat in a helmet?

[00:10:45] I'm gonna have to keep the helmet on the side,

[00:10:47] but I'll keep the hat in the back until you get off the bike.

[00:10:53] Or we could tape it on your helmet if you want.

[00:10:57] You wanna put this mic on?

[00:10:59] Hurry up, sugar jigs.

[00:11:00] Who do you work for then?

[00:11:01] I work for DoorDash and I work for the customers

[00:11:04] order food I am at your if you order food I'm not for service but you guys in

[00:11:09] this chat type it in a chat you guys have not ordered food so don't tell me

[00:11:12] I'm fired I'm not gonna tip you haha

[00:11:16] Let's go. First order! First order is Air One!

[00:11:23] I'm going to put this on my phone or this portable in your mic. If the phone's not

[00:11:33] Okay

[00:11:39] Ah fuck

[00:12:03] Is it swaggy my swaggy

[00:12:15] No, why

[00:12:21] Bro my order is getting delivered tomorrow

[00:12:27] First day of kindergarten yo how do okay, so this is for the kindergarten first day kindergarten

[00:12:33] No, this is the first day of a real job you guys in the chat you guys should try out what it's like having a real job

[00:12:38] Dude y'all should try out what it's like having a real fucking job

[00:12:42] All right, I gotta get some some flicks before my first day of school first day job

[00:12:59] Tough right

[00:13:03] Why is my door dasher so ugly?

[00:13:10] This may or may not work, if it doesn't work, just put the phone on the helmet, I'm not going to lie.

[00:13:23] You know what I mean?

[00:13:25] So, okay.

[00:13:28] Where are you? Let me just tip over.

[00:13:42] How'd you know? I'm gonna leave it.

[00:13:44] Okay.

[00:13:45] Should I'ma put noise cancellation on the mic cause it's gonna get windy.

[00:13:49] So it's gonna sound like ash right now.

[00:13:54] Alright!

[00:13:58] Yeah, back up in the service here.

[00:14:00] There we go.

[00:14:01] I know.

[00:14:04] Oh, your helmet.

[00:14:05] Did you wanna put your hat in the thing?

[00:14:07] Not more, Matt.

[00:14:08] You got any on your helmet?

[00:14:09] No.

[00:14:11] Sure?

[00:14:12] Yep.

[00:14:12] I'm gonna bring it with me just in case.

[00:14:13] Wait, Chesh, should I wear a hat or helmet?

[00:14:18] Chesh, should I wear a hat or helmet?

[00:14:22] I'm gonna disconnect it from you right there.

[00:14:24] They're saying no helmet, GG.

[00:14:27] You're going to air one fucking hour helmet

[00:14:32] Don't be dumb. Okay fax fax fax. Well, put it put it put in here put in here quick Pat nice

[00:14:39] You hold the bike up real quick

[00:14:43] I'm not gonna get arrested, bro

[00:14:57] Everyone here we come oh shit

[00:15:27] Who just said rent must be due in the chat?

[00:15:30] No, I don't understand what this like whole thing of hating on someone who just simply wants to get a job is

[00:15:39] Like hating on somebody for having a job is crazy L chat L chat

[00:15:49] Fucking chat

[00:15:51] First order!

[00:15:53] First order!

[00:15:55] First order!

[00:15:57] First order!

[00:16:19] Chad, do I look tough?

[00:16:20] Be honest, do I look tough?

[00:16:21] Do I look like a doorknob?

[00:16:27] Hey, KLA, DoorNation, let's let it sell them out, baby, got a hustle, got a grind, got

[00:16:44] to get that money.

[00:16:46] Always got a hustle, always got to stay on that grind.

[00:16:49] Money doesn't come overnight, money doesn't come for free, it doesn't grow on trees,

[00:16:53] you got to work for it, you got to get it.

[00:16:55] You are a grind!

[00:17:25] You

[00:17:47] That catch

[00:17:50] Use the phone service, but no

[00:17:53] No

[00:17:56] Wow

[00:18:05] Drew's car why is Drew calling me when I'm fucking on a motorcycle

[00:18:13] What

[00:18:20] Why are you calling me

[00:18:22] I'm driving a motorcycle in the middle of the road and you're calling me!

[00:18:29] You'll learn whatever bless you have.

[00:18:38] Oh no chat, my suit is slipping out!

[00:19:08] Okay, our first order is officially air one,

[00:19:14] two chocolate chip cookies, two flowers,

[00:19:17] Chardonnay wine, three Saratoga waters,

[00:19:21] a bowl of mixed fruit, a shark a-tay board,

[00:19:25] Haley Bieber smoothie, and Cat's Eye Gabriella smoothie

[00:19:29] and matcha.

[00:19:38] Holy fuck, am I feeding a fucking family dude? Jesus!

[00:19:55] Okay, we have arrived at Erwan.

[00:19:58] We have arrived at Erwan.

[00:20:01] Where is the king park? I'm a doordasher.

[00:20:04] Where's the doordasher parking?

[00:20:06] Anybody know where the doordasher parking is at?

[00:20:08] Door dasher parking anybody know anybody know where the door dasher parking is right here sounds good to me

[00:20:38] All right

[00:20:44] Where's your at

[00:20:50] Why y'all saying drew wait y'all saying drew to me

[00:20:57] Wait, I look good caught caught what

[00:21:04] Caught what

[00:21:08] But what I do

[00:21:13] Go back back where

[00:21:21] We saw that what are you talking about

[00:21:29] Huh

[00:21:33] You got a pick up the order I got a way for true

[00:21:38] Of course, yes, I got a real job with my door dasher

[00:21:46] Yeah, how you guys doing door dash at your service? Let me know if you guys want any food nice to meet you

[00:21:59] Drew's taking this good old time over here, huh?

[00:22:01] Taking his dandy old time, isn't he?

[00:22:14] Maybe you were right in your tweet.

[00:22:16] I was right in my tweet, bro.

[00:22:18] Okay, nice, bro.

[00:22:20] So much for priority delivery, am I right Drew?

[00:22:23] So much for priority delivery.

[00:22:31] Alright, I'm going to connect to the backpack.

[00:22:47] We might still lag in air 1-on-1.

[00:23:14] Okay!

[00:23:17] I'm gonna keep it down.

[00:23:19] Okay, first things first, how do I carry smoothies in my bag?

[00:23:23] There's poppies right here.

[00:23:30] But how far is Jason from here?

[00:23:32] I'm trying to tell you, dude.

[00:23:34] Hang on. First thing, and I need to get cat-side Gabriella smoothies.

[00:23:40] Cat-side Gabriella's 22 while there's ease?

[00:23:43] He paid you up front?

[00:23:48] No, he paid me up front.

[00:23:49] Hit.

[00:23:50] See my order name?

[00:23:51] Door dash.

[00:23:52] Call number?

[00:23:53] No, sir.

[00:23:54] Needle.

[00:23:55] Order name, DoorDash, phone number, what's that mean?

[00:24:16] Okay?

[00:24:17] They're saying you don't order it.

[00:24:18] No, no, no, I got a DoorDash order so it sends you to listen, I have to order it.

[00:24:25] 3, Sarah Cocoa Wars.

[00:24:30] 1, 2.

[00:24:34] This is sparkling.

[00:24:35] 5, 2, fucking 0 stars.

[00:24:37] Yeah, 0 stars real.

[00:24:39] Oh my God.

[00:24:41] Okay.

[00:24:42] 1, 2, 3.

[00:24:47] Okay.

[00:24:49] Okay, next I need a shark of table, and I need a shark of table.

[00:25:09] It says flowers too, wow, two flowers, okay.

[00:25:16] One, two, where's the sharkin' table?

[00:25:29] It has a cheese and stuff.

[00:25:31] Where do I get that at?

[00:26:03] I'm looking for a shark's tail, or a shark's shark's tail.

[00:26:07] A shark's shark's tail.

[00:26:09] Or food.

[00:26:19] Terrific, thank you so much.

[00:26:23] Okay, thank you.

[00:26:25] I can hear you, boy.

[00:26:31] Okay.

[00:26:32] And then I need, I need, uh, a bowl of mixed fruit, bowl of mixed fruit.

[00:26:45] There's a lot of mixed fruit in here.

[00:26:54] Tropical mix free.

[00:26:59] Nice.

[00:27:00] And then, I think it's how you want to cook this, right?

[00:27:04] Yeah, it says cookies, right?

[00:27:07] It says chocolate chip cookies.

[00:27:11] Okay.

[00:27:12] Wait. Chocolate chip cookies. Open meal chocolate chip. When they had a bread

[00:27:38] mad nutty or mad shit right here, mad shit. Right? Yeah, it's mad shit now. Screw these.

[00:27:47] Okay, now I gotta update the order to checking out.

[00:27:55] Checking out. Okay.

[00:28:02] How you doing?

[00:28:03] Yes, thank you so much if you could.

[00:28:08] Yes, um, whatever you think, it's best for a good answer.

[00:28:14] Yeah, I'm a good answer.

[00:28:16] Yeah, I just got the job today. It's actually faced pretty well.

[00:28:20] It's about $4 an hour.

[00:28:22] I do, yeah, this is what I'm about to do right now is approximately a...

[00:28:29] It is a 9.7 mile drive and I get paid $8.60 for it.

[00:28:38] How far is it?

[00:28:39] That feels crazy.

[00:28:40] How far is it?

[00:28:41] Very far.

[00:28:42] That is pretty far.

[00:28:43] Yep.

[00:28:44] You're so mean.

[00:28:45] How far are you?

[00:28:46] I'm on a moped, so.

[00:28:47] Send that address so I can find one nearby.

[00:28:49] Right?

[00:28:50] Because we'll just have to go from there?

[00:28:52] Yeah.

[00:28:53] Right? Because we'll just have to go from there?

[00:29:05] Is this a house or is this a random...

[00:29:07] I don't know.

[00:29:17] It's kind of weird. For some reason it's making me pay with my own car.

[00:29:51] I'm going to make sure you get something out of it.

[00:30:02] This one's good.

[00:30:04] This one's good.

[00:30:07] This one's good.

[00:30:21] Try the other side, the other side.

[00:30:26] See?

[00:30:27] Uh-oh.

[00:30:28] I might get some spillage.

[00:30:31] You need to put, you're supposed to put a sticker on top of it, so there's a spill.

[00:30:41] Mario's taking a pretty lawsuit.

[00:30:43] What if you take your beer cart and it drinks?

[00:30:47] What are you thinking of your car, the drinks?

[00:30:50] I guess, yeah.

[00:30:57] How am I going to get through, Jack?

[00:30:59] Look at this.

[00:31:01] Look at this.

[00:31:11] It's going to taste tough real quick.

[00:31:17] I

[00:31:26] For love are you gonna play?

[00:31:44] Well, that's a good movie naturally

[00:31:47] But now I'm thirsty.

[00:32:00] Screw it on tight.

[00:32:06] No, I'm not going to lose my job at Wartash.

[00:32:17] It's not really far, guys.

[00:32:20] You accepted the fucking order.

[00:32:24] Wait, you can't even take highways.

[00:32:26] Or are you gonna take the highway?

[00:32:28] But how far is it with no highways?

[00:32:30] How far is it with no highways?

[00:32:32] 35 minutes.

[00:32:36] You're a target.

[00:32:37] I just can't see the water.

[00:32:39] Why didn't you look before you took it?

[00:32:43] Well, 35 minutes.

[00:32:47] I need to know now if you're canceling the order I need to know now if you're canceling

[00:33:10] the order.

[00:33:11] Chad do I cancel the order?

[00:33:12] Oh 45 minutes.

[00:33:13] That's a far cry.

[00:33:14] I need to go here with the highway with the highway. It's 20 minutes. Do I just take the highway?

[00:33:23] I gotta take the highway and say fuck it. Okay, just drive safe

[00:33:27] All right, hold this, you gotta do this quick, where are you running that side through?

[00:33:52] It was very quick.

[00:33:55] I'm trying.

[00:33:56] This order got to be quick because it was a priority order and I already took a long

[00:34:03] ass time.

[00:34:04] But Chad, to be fair, it was my first ever DoorDash order.

[00:34:07] So like, if we're being honest, it's not that bad, right?

[00:34:11] Okay.

[00:34:12] Yeah.

[00:34:13] Wait, you should just try behind me on the highway.

[00:34:18] Okay.

[00:34:19] You could be like my little escort.

[00:34:20] Are you going up that way or that way?

[00:34:22] I'm going out. I don't know. I'm gonna go that way. W door dash or chat. Yo rums, are

[00:34:37] you in the chat? When I say rums, when I say rums black it, I need you to black out the

[00:34:43] video on the screen but keep the audio if you can, okay? Or just pull like a little

[00:34:49] door dash uh door dash logo loading alright do your job and be a good boy

[00:34:57] okay rums you forgot the wine unfortunately I forgot my ID so I

[00:35:09] cannot get the wine okay so I apologize to to this order rums I don't know if

[00:35:19] if you're fucking deaf or what, buddy,

[00:35:20] but I need you to block out the cam.

[00:35:21] I just said it, you dumb ass, you dumb little fuck.

[00:35:24] You dumb ass.

[00:35:33] Hey, everybody, I don't have much time to waste here.

[00:35:35] Oh my God, my keys not even in the thing.

[00:35:37] My keys, fuck, oh, fuck, oh my God, I'm blocking traffic.

[00:35:42] Oh my God, my keys, my thing,

[00:35:44] my fucking motorcycle's not even turned on.

[00:35:47] Oh my God, I'm all discombobulated.

[00:35:54] I'm all fucking discombobulated over here.

[00:36:03] All right.

[00:36:04] Door dasher in order.

[00:36:08] Hi everybody, I need you guys to move.

[00:36:11] I need everybody to move.

[00:36:12] I got a door dash order, I got to complete.

[00:36:17] Oh, shit, I need to put the fucking address in, dude.

[00:36:27] Alright.

[00:36:28] Wait, Chad, when do I get paid for the order?

[00:36:32] I spent $200 on it.

[00:36:34] When do I get paid?

[00:36:37] I'm just a little confused what I get paid.

[00:36:50] This car's backing up on me.

[00:36:57] Did this doordash reimburse me for the order or what?

[00:37:09] Fat ass, you look like a dork.

[00:37:18] Y'all are just mad?

[00:37:20] Y'all are jelly just mad?

[00:37:23] Yeah, I have a job and you don't.

[00:37:27] Uh, guys, this lady's just been sitting here at this, uh, gate for about an hour.

[00:37:34] Uh, the gate's not working.

[00:37:41] Bro, they go around.

[00:37:53] Yeah, I'm gonna have to go around.

[00:37:59] Oh, fuck.

[00:38:00] I don't think this is legal.

[00:38:02] I don't think this is legal at all.

[00:38:03] I don't think that's legal at all.

[00:38:05] Oh, I don't think that's legal one bit.

[00:38:08] Fuck it.

[00:38:11] Say cheese!

[00:38:23] Wait, but now I don't have a ticket to get out

[00:38:29] Wait

[00:38:37] Wait now I don't I'm not gonna lie. I might have to pull off a lacy player. I might have to pull off a fucking lacy player

[00:38:44] Huh? Hold on, I'm making a lazy play.

[00:38:54] Holy shit. I might be him, y'all. Holy fuck, is that a fucking Rolls Royce coloring?

[00:39:07] First order inbound! Let me get some Ws in a fucking chat!

[00:39:14] Let's go!

[00:39:15] All right, it's about an 18 minute drive, chat.

[00:39:43] Everybody buckle up.

[00:39:44] on the highway for the first time on a bike.

[00:39:48] It's what happens when you got big Bahum does.

[00:39:53] Little shortcut, not a bad shout.

[00:40:10] Oh.

[00:40:12] Okay.

[00:40:13] Okay

[00:40:18] Thank you

[00:40:20] Thank you for complimenting the bike sir. I appreciate that a lot

[00:40:23] See that a guy just had a very nice motorcycle. You look good as well on it

[00:40:27] That's how people I like to see man

[00:40:30] Okay

[00:40:31] We are about to go on the highway

[00:40:34] I

[00:40:35] Don't know what this entails. I don't know if I'm gonna die

[00:40:40] But I am fucking terrified

[00:40:43] If the camera falls, I apologize.

[00:41:01] But the customer comes first.

[00:41:10] The customer always comes first.

[00:41:12] This would be in a good dash or is, chat.

[00:41:16] Who in the chat has a job?

[00:41:17] Genuine question.

[00:41:18] Type me in a chat right now

[00:41:19] if you are somebody in the chat who has a job.

[00:41:26] What?

[00:41:30] Hey, stop bitching and moaning behind me, fuck you.

[00:41:42] Here we go.

[00:41:46] Green light.

[00:41:47] You guys wanna drive?

[00:41:50] Okay, Drew is behind me in a fucking car.

[00:41:52] If I get hit by a car, it's Drew.

[00:42:01] Oh my God.

[00:42:05] Wait, Chad, I'm dead ass.

[00:42:06] I'm dead ass, I'm gonna be on the highway.

[00:42:07] I'm dead ass, I'm gonna be on the highway.

[00:42:10] I'm dead ass, I'm gonna be on the highway.

[00:42:12] It's a fucking post!

[00:42:14] It's a fucking post!

[00:42:16] Fuck.

[00:42:26] Okay.

[00:42:27] Okay, this is actually scary.

[00:42:29] I'm not gonna lie, this is scary.

[00:42:30] This is scary, this is scary, this is scary, this is scary.

[00:42:32] Yo, it's Monday Prime Traffic on the highway on a fucking bike?

[00:42:37] This is generally terrifying.

[00:42:40] This is actually fucking terrifying, bro. Okay, here we go. Here we go first time going on the highway

[00:42:48] first time on the highway

[00:42:50] Here goes nothing

[00:42:52] Here goes nothing

[00:43:02] Fuck

[00:43:05] There's a lot of cars

[00:43:08] Wait hold on

[00:43:10] I might be able to skip traffic.

[00:43:18] Wait, I'll not go long. I don't think Drew can stay behind me, because I can just skip traffic.

[00:43:28] Wait, I'm going to bike is lit. I don't got to deal with traffic.

[00:43:40] My name is Peter Parker, and I'm here to save this city.

[00:43:54] Great power comes great responsibility

[00:44:13] Why are we speeding up why are we speeding up why are we speeding up why are we speeding up why are we speeding up?

[00:44:16] Why are we speeding up so fast?

[00:44:19] Okay

[00:44:21] There's not that much traffic anymore.

[00:44:25] Now it's just me flying on highway.

[00:44:29] I don't like this.

[00:44:32] Oh my God, I'm fully holding up the whole white lane on the LA freeway.

[00:44:39] Oh, what did I just hit?

[00:44:42] What did I just run over?

[00:44:49] Okay, choose behind me.

[00:44:54] Okay, this guy just got me off.

[00:45:02] This is the fast I've ever gone!

[00:45:04] I'm going 50 miles per hour right now, Chad!

[00:45:07] Holy fuck!

[00:45:19] I don't want to work a job any more!

[00:45:34] Okay, I'm okay doing good.

[00:45:38] Sorry about the wind in the chat.

[00:45:40] Y'all are getting a bunch of homemade tins right now.

[00:45:43] But this is what a real job entails.

[00:45:46] This is what a real job entails, y'all.

[00:45:48] y'all let me get a 0.7 because I'm going 55

[00:46:05] only 10 minutes out

[00:46:09] I'm going way below the speed limit.

[00:46:17] Like I'm going extremely below the speed limit here.

[00:46:20] Oh my god, I have to be on the highway for another six miles?

[00:46:27] What?

[00:46:28] What?

[00:46:29] What?

[00:46:30] Oh, I'm good.

[00:46:31] Oh, I'm actually good.

[00:46:32] I'm actually good.

[00:46:33] I'm actually good.

[00:46:34] I'm actually good.

[00:46:35] I'm actually good.

[00:46:36] I'm actually good.

[00:46:37] I'm actually cooked!

[00:46:39] I'm actually cooked!

[00:46:44] They ain't true, just missed the exit!

[00:46:46] How do you miss the fucking exit, Drew?

[00:47:03] The camera's about to fall!

[00:47:05] The camera's about to fall!

[00:47:07] It's on my dick right now!

[00:47:09] I can see the camera about to fall!

[00:47:11] Oh my god, this guy's not hitting me.

[00:47:13] This guy's not hitting me.

[00:47:15] This guy's literally tailing me so hard.

[00:47:17] This guy is tailing me so hard.

[00:47:25] I got off the freeway.

[00:47:27] I got off the freeway.

[00:47:29] Okay, yeah, go around me please.

[00:47:31] Oh my god, I just missed the whole fucking highway.

[00:47:33] Oh my god, I just missed the whole highway.

[00:47:36] I just missed the whole highway.

[00:47:37] Okay, I don't like going on the highway on this.

[00:47:38] It's a little scary.

[00:47:40] It's generally a little scary, bro.

[00:47:42] Sorry for the big camera, now, chat.

[00:47:45] Okay.

[00:47:48] Okay, well, let's see what Drew wants.

[00:47:50] Now, Drew's calling me, so,

[00:47:51] yeah, Drew, call me on my bike

[00:47:52] and make me lose the entire map, Drew.

[00:47:54] Yo, Drew, you might be a genius, dude.

[00:47:57] Why did you get all hot with Slimey and get over it?

[00:47:59] You're calling me when I need the map!

[00:48:02] Get on, buddy, you get over.

[00:48:04] Because it's scary!

[00:48:07] No, obviously I get over the whole time.

[00:48:08] You're going to get over so I can't follow you.

[00:48:11] Because it's scary on the highway.

[00:48:13] You have no idea.

[00:48:14] No, it's literally right behind you.

[00:48:15] Drew, I can't see where I'm going if you keep calling me.

[00:48:19] I'm going to get you there.

[00:48:20] Get you there.

[00:48:21] Get you there.

[00:48:30] Oh, my god.

[00:48:31] People keep looking at me like I'm a fucking crazy

[00:48:32] person. Okay, I'm only I'm only 11 minutes out. Surely? Surely I'm man enough. I

[00:48:39] almost got hit by that BMW. Yeah, I don't know why people are driving so crazy

[00:48:45] right now. Like people keep trying to fucking hit me. It's because they're not

[00:48:54] paying attention. That dude's on his fucking phone while he's driving, bro.

[00:48:56] And he almost just fucking smacked me

[00:49:06] Where am I?

[00:49:10] I'm gonna bike clean, I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna bike clean fuck you

[00:49:12] Fuck everybody, girl

[00:49:15] I don't wanna go back on the highway

[00:49:19] I don't wanna go back on the highway, but it's saying I have to

[00:49:26] please don't hit me please don't hit me please don't hit me please don't hit me

[00:49:33] please don't hit me please don't hit me yo Jason

[00:49:36] look what why bro you didn't tell me this place was a fucking 30-minute drive on

[00:49:40] the highway dude it's a little out of my comfort zone this is just a little bit

[00:49:45] out of my comfort zone bro

[00:49:49] oh my god oh my god am I gonna merge I have to merge with a highway

[00:49:54] people are going 70 miles an hour are we fucking serious are we fucking serious

[00:50:05] back on the highway back on the highway

[00:50:09] back on the highway I have to merge I have to fucking merge

[00:50:14] please let me merge please

[00:50:24] This is the fastest I can go!

[00:50:31] Oh my God!

[00:50:34] I don't want to be a Dornashriver anymore!

[00:50:39] I don't want to be a Dornashriver anymore!

[00:50:54] Why are you holding at me?

[00:51:04] Fuck this, fuck this I'm in a highway, I'm in a fucking highway, fuck this I'm in a

[00:51:14] highway, I'm in a fucking highway, fuck you and fuck your order, fuck you!

[00:51:23] I gotta get a new route. I gotta avoid- oh my gosh, there's a fuel behind me. Oh my god, there's a fuel behind me.

[00:51:47] Huh 20 minutes nice 20 minutes away nice. Oh, it's a yellow light. I might as well. It's fucking die

[00:51:53] Oh, I genuinely might as well just fucking die, but I'm not but yeah, I'm not cut out for a real job chat

[00:51:58] I'm not cut out for a real job chat. I'm not cut out for a real job

[00:52:02] Bro, I almost got hit three times!

[00:52:09] Drew was supposed to be my cover behind me!

[00:52:16] was supposed to be my cover behind me.

[00:52:34] This is actually not fun.

[00:52:36] I'm not having fun right now.

[00:52:46] I'm having fun right now. Yeah, Drew, I got off because you weren't behind me anymore.

[00:52:57] And then I started getting halked out on the fucking highway by this red pickup truck,

[00:53:01] and then I almost got slammed by a black BMW with two fucking thugs in it.

[00:53:05] Alright.

[00:53:06] Okay, we're back in route, that's all that matters, right Jack?

[00:53:22] Can you guys even see my face still?

[00:53:25] Or is it just a straight fucking cake up in titty jam?

[00:53:34] Red light!

[00:53:37] Wait, I'm at broad lawn.

[00:53:41] Red light.

[00:53:50] Green light.

[00:53:52] Okay, do y'all think I should, I feel like I should just stick to streaming.

[00:54:07] I'll be honest, there's three things I'm good at in life.

[00:54:10] Streaming?

[00:54:11] Looking good?

[00:54:20] you

[00:54:50] you

[00:55:20] you

[00:55:50] you

[00:56:20] you

[00:56:50] I'm dead, I'm fucking hungry.

[00:57:19] How do I tighten this?

[00:57:26] This is a top ten stream.

[00:57:29] How is this a...

[00:57:30] Do you guys like seeing me in pain?

[00:57:32] Did y'all like seeing me suffer, bro?

[00:57:49] You know what?

[00:57:51] The customer comes first. Can I get a retweet and chat?

[00:57:54] The customer always comes first.

[00:57:57] So no matter how far the drive is, no matter how much I'm going through,

[00:58:01] I gotta get the food to the customer

[00:58:05] That is what truly matters

[00:58:08] And I'm getting fucking tailed bro. Yo get off my ass! You fucking dickwad!

[00:58:14] I'm going to speed limit, you fucking asshole!

[00:58:41] I'm still so far.

[00:58:43] I'm still so far.

[00:58:49] I just hit cast by a mailman!

[00:58:52] Fuck you!

[00:59:00] Bro!

[00:59:01] This shitty ass camera!

[00:59:11] Oh my god, I hate him.

[00:59:18] Oh my god, like there's, ahhh!

[00:59:28] Something's in my eye! Something's in my eye!

[00:59:32] Oh my god, it's a lie. It's a lie.

[00:59:34] I'm gonna teach you all. I hate it bro. I hate it bro.

[00:59:37] Oh my god, like there's-

[00:59:38] AHH!

[00:59:41] Whoa! I hate like-

[00:59:54] I'm not going to lie bro, there's just no way that you can't think of a way

[00:59:57] to set up a tripod on a fucking mole-head, bro!

[01:00:00] No way!

[01:00:02] There's no fucking way!

[01:00:15] What is this a-

[01:00:27] Fuck all of you. Fuck all of you. Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody.

[01:00:57] Taking a break taking a break. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck if if this is my job

[01:01:03] I don't care. This is my fucking. I don't care, bro. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care

[01:01:07] I'm pulling over. I'm taking my fucking helmet off

[01:01:20] Just called me poor someone just called me poor already called me a dork

[01:01:27] No, I know I'm supposed to be on a job right now, I know, I know!

[01:01:56] I'm sorry for whoever's order this is, but I got a little hungry on the way there.

[01:02:23] Okay.

[01:02:24] Okay.

[01:02:25] Okay.

[01:02:26] Okay.

[01:02:27] Okay, what else did they order?

[01:02:56] I'm gonna have to go in the water.

[01:03:17] Like, Michael, this is not fun!

[01:03:23] This is not fun!

[01:03:26] I stop for a little snack break.

[01:03:52] Yeah, that's from the sunburn from the island.

[01:04:15] I'm peeling like a lizard.

[01:04:16] I was on the island and then I got fucking hella burnt up and now I'm just

[01:04:24] peeling crazy

[01:04:27] You were only there for three hours?

[01:04:44] Yeah, I know.

[01:04:45] Yo, I'm not a reptilian.

[01:04:47] Alright.

[01:04:48] Chat.

[01:04:49] All right, chat. Let's see how far out we are.

[01:05:05] We are 10 minutes out. That's not that bad.

[01:05:11] What do you want true?

[01:05:21] I already said that you keep calling me when I'm on a motorcycle and it's dangerous for

[01:05:40] I need to keep calling somebody on a fucking motorcycle!

[01:06:11] How did it just go up to 15 minutes when it said nine nice bro?

[01:06:15] Classic LA dude every time the king gets back on the road the timer goes up. Tell me how that's possible

[01:06:20] Okay, alright champ, it's been a fucking mission, but our first order is almost complete.

[01:06:49] My fat ass is not slowing down traffic.

[01:07:10] Can this light turn green right?

[01:07:14] Wait, there's a guy over there

[01:07:15] who's on a motorcycle just like me.

[01:07:17] I wonder if he's a Gordasher too.

[01:07:35] Yo, I've never seen a traffic light like this.

[01:07:40] Bro, my fucking, yo, the people that I,

[01:07:43] yo, my dad, my Gordashing orders food is gonna be cold.

[01:07:47] Oh my god, bruh.

[01:07:52] Like, L traffic ruining a whole door-dash.

[01:07:55] What's up, dude?

[01:07:57] I like the bike!

[01:07:59] Oh, okay.

[01:08:01] It's got Outward, and like, I just got mobbed.

[01:08:03] Shit.

[01:08:17] I'm not an L Dasher.

[01:08:22] Tell me what I've done wrong dashing that's been my fault.

[01:08:43] The only thing that you can say I kinda did wrong is taking a small bite of the customer's

[01:08:50] food.

[01:08:51] Oh, big deal!

[01:08:52] Big deal, bro!

[01:08:53] They're gonna have a half-eaten cookie.

[01:08:54] Oh, try me a fuckin' river grout.

[01:08:56] Big deal!

[01:08:59] Other than that, I've been a good-ass dasher.

[01:09:16] And I might have forgotten to bottle the wine.

[01:09:19] Wow, bro, guess what?

[01:09:20] Guess what?

[01:09:21] Dornash will refund them for it, dude.

[01:09:23] Pretty fucking simple solution there.

[01:09:26] forget something happens all the time to me. Every time I door-dash, dash or forget something, so

[01:09:33] clearly it's not a big deal. Clearly it's not a big deal.

[01:09:42] From lovers to strangers again.

[01:09:49] Alright, so I'm not going to lie, this guy on the bike, he's kind of trying to mock

[01:10:01] me right now, so I think I'm just going to follow him and try to stay with him, okay?

[01:10:06] He's kind of logging me and I don't like it.

[01:10:28] Oh shit.

[01:10:31] Wait, I don't have the aura like he does to do that.

[01:10:38] Wait, how does he swerve lanes like that?

[01:10:41] Oh my goodness, that just pisses me to fuck off, bitch.

[01:10:45] This guy's fucking swerving lanes,

[01:10:47] he's fucking shit up in the middle of traffic.

[01:10:50] Fucking wish I could do shit like that.

[01:10:54] Ah!

[01:10:58] Nice, bro, stop in the middle of the fucking road.

[01:11:01] Like, fucking dumbass, stop in a middle of the road

[01:11:07] when people got food to get.

[01:11:09] On my DoorDash driver, you want to stop?

[01:11:10] Oh, you want to honk at me?

[01:11:11] Guess what?

[01:11:12] Fuck you, you little shit.

[01:11:14] Talk to your mother with that mouth.

[01:11:17] I got a job to do.

[01:11:18] I got people to save.

[01:11:20] There's people hungry out here in this world.

[01:11:23] Yellow light!

[01:11:31] Hang on, wheels, E-T-A, what's your E-T-A, what's your E-T-A?

[01:11:51] We're about ten minutes out, ten minutes out.

[01:12:00] Hurry up with my food, Porky.

[01:12:02] Tell me you're a dick-rider,

[01:12:03] now tell me you're a fucking dick-rider, bro.

[01:12:09] Guy can't try to hustle and get a little extra money.

[01:12:14] Guy can't hustle nowadays.

[01:12:17] Without people online saying it's like a negative thing,

[01:12:19] being a fucking asshole about it.

[01:12:21] Can't hustle, get a normal job.

[01:12:23] Without people being like, oh, you fell off, you fell off.

[01:12:26] Ha ha ha.

[01:12:28] Like, so what, bro?

[01:12:29] I used to be a successful streamer and now I'm a doordash driver.

[01:12:31] So what, what's the big deal?

[01:12:33] What's the big deal?

[01:12:36] At least I'm out here hustling.

[01:12:39] At least I'm out here hustling, trying to get a dollar.

[01:12:43] I got a kid to feed.

[01:12:47] The fuck are you all getting at?

[01:12:57] You stupid Nimrod.

[01:12:59] That guy's a Nord Asher too!

[01:13:06] See?

[01:13:08] Poor job bro.

[01:13:10] A lot of people are doing this all around the world.

[01:13:12] It's a very normal job to have bro.

[01:13:14] Very, very, very normal job to have actually.

[01:13:17] I'm going to be honest, it's actually a great investment.

[01:13:23] You get like a nice little motorcycle and a low-pet.

[01:13:26] It's cheap, it's not that expensive only like $4,000 and then you just door-dash to make it back

[01:13:31] It's actually a very very good strategy

[01:13:39] And that's what I did so for those of you asking for my story hi my name's Lacey

[01:13:44] I used to be a successful Twitch streamer until I gave it all my money away at the casinos in Vegas now

[01:13:49] I'm a

[01:13:51] And I'm a superhero in the stock, and my uncle Ben told me, with great power comes great

[01:13:58] responsibility.

[01:13:59] And when this shirt comes off and this suit comes on, it's a different thing.

[01:14:09] The fuck, Patrick, I'm doing that!

[01:14:28] Fuck, cheezer, bro!

[01:14:30] Fuck, beater!

[01:14:34] I fucking hate cheezer!

[01:14:36] Fuck cheezer!

[01:14:37] Okay, wait, I'm in the bike lane right now.

[01:14:50] No, how am I on a complete opposite side of town?

[01:14:55] How did I just drive from one side of the town to the other side of the town on my motorcycling?

[01:15:00] This gotta go down in some like, or a documentary shit.

[01:15:12] Do I skip all this traffic?

[01:15:15] Do I show that I'm really a biker?

[01:15:19] Oh shit.

[01:15:21] Oh fuck.

[01:15:22] That is some heavy traffic.

[01:15:24] This is called a normal life.

[01:15:32] Like I guess this is a normal life?

[01:15:36] So you guys think this right here is a normal life.

[01:15:42] I have an eye itch.

[01:15:53] Okay, oh my god, I'm gonna do some risky shit right now, I'm really gonna do some lacing shit, watch this shit.

[01:16:06] Oh my god W cut up W cut up chat W cut up bro oh my god this is y'all not go live

[01:16:32] bro it happens man it happens all right I'm almost there I'm almost at my first

[01:16:40] customer oh fuck

[01:16:48] cars behind me not a not a big problem not a good part of the car for truck

[01:16:52] okay it's all good cuz life throws things at you unexpected things but you

[01:17:00] You gotta keep working and keep hustling despite them.

[01:17:12] It's time for me to save this city.

[01:17:17] Bro, one thing I don't understand about when you doorknash, how do you...

[01:17:21] I can smell the cookie right now and I'm getting a little hungry.

[01:17:31] Alright.

[01:17:32] Lacey's coming over! Oh, fuck!

[01:17:37] What just fell? What just fell?

[01:17:39] Something just fell?

[01:17:49] Fuck, the smoothies are gonna be melting!

[01:18:30] I have to shut the car, I have to stop behind these cars, but guess what?

[01:18:37] I'm the king of LA, so I go in front of them.

[01:18:45] Something's hitting my nipple.

[01:18:47] Something's hitting my nipple.

[01:18:55] One minute switch to Jason's ingest.

[01:19:14] What do I say now?

[01:19:15] How you doing, sir?

[01:19:16] How you doing?

[01:19:17] First day on a job.

[01:19:18] Oh.

[01:19:19] How you doing? First day on a job?

[01:19:24] Oh.

[01:19:25] Hey, nice bike, man! Twins!

[01:19:28] Ha ha ha!

[01:19:35] There's like this new sense of respect.

[01:19:37] I don't know if y'all can agree,

[01:19:39] but when I drive by another motorcyclist

[01:19:41] or another biker on the road,

[01:19:42] it's like a new sense of respect that we have for each other.

[01:19:45] We just like nod our heads at each other and say what's up.

[01:19:49] Now, rums, switch to Jason's ingest.

[01:19:56] Call us, you can actually call in or type in with this number.

[01:20:01] If you can pull it up real quick, yeah, call.

[01:20:04] Two, one, three, five, three, seven, nine, zero, two, five.

[01:20:08] Call in, skip priority, skip the line.

[01:20:10] Otherwise, we'll read in your type ins.

[01:20:12] You can call in normally and we get to hear your deepest nervousness.

[01:20:15] I'm going to get my chatters.

[01:20:16] Yeah.

[01:20:17] I think you guys have some crazy speakers.

[01:20:20] I don't know any of my genders.

[01:20:21] Yeah, I can't believe it.

[01:20:22] Confessions, too.

[01:20:23] Yeah, tier two.

[01:20:24] We heard some crazy stuff.

[01:20:26] Next thing a week, guys, it's a phone number.

[01:20:28] We have that.

[01:20:29] That's our best friend.

[01:20:30] It's the phone number.

[01:20:31] We give that phone number out.

[01:20:33] Don't worry.

[01:20:34] We give it out.

[01:20:35] We give it out.

[01:20:36] We give it out.

[01:20:37] We give it out.

[01:20:38] Also, maybe I should clarify that QT and I don't hear these initial things.

[01:20:43] Yeah, no, whatever you're believing someone else is hearing them. Oh, that's smart. That's smart. You're talking to scootish first. Yeah

[01:20:50] That's smart

[01:20:54] There's been people

[01:20:56] Yeah, we get them we get them checked. So when's your podcast my podcast

[01:21:04] Yeah

[01:21:09] That's when after he starts his family channel

[01:21:11] You know

[01:21:15] I stream less and then I'll be on my vets shit. Oh you want to get into fashion?

[01:21:20] Maybe not fashion. Just like when I say I'm on a BM off a vets shit

[01:21:24] I mean like it's this is changing to like a different career path. What do you think that'll be acting singing music?

[01:21:31] Okay, thanks. That's fine. Maybe maybe music maybe

[01:21:36] not

[01:21:38] Maybe, yeah, for clothes, maybe, I don't know, I got to do it.

[01:21:46] And you have time?

[01:21:47] It's possible.

[01:21:48] You have so much time.

[01:21:49] Yeah, I have so much time.

[01:21:50] Yeah, you don't have to make these decisions right now.

[01:21:55] It's not time.

[01:21:56] Yeah.

[01:21:57] What about y'all?

[01:21:58] Is there like, do you think there's one day where it's just going to be complete ghost

[01:22:02] and just...

[01:22:03] Oh, well, there's fun stuff you're doing for life.

[01:22:05] Yeah, we're doing this podcast forever.

[01:22:07] forever until one of us dies for real yeah hey why it's just talking I just

[01:22:13] happened yeah that's actually good yeah we just yeah I walked in so we have this

[01:22:18] no matter what even if we both quit streaming we've got this have my media

[01:22:22] company she has her media company game we're doing shows holy shit yeah so

[01:22:26] see here's the vet maxi yeah my goal is to get a cooking show on Netflix that

[01:22:31] that's possible that's my goal I want like Megan Markle Haley Bieber Selena Gomez

[01:22:36] type cooking show on Netflix so you know that's fire putting out the vibes we'll

[01:22:41] get there yeah we'll get there you'll have a lot going on we should end the

[01:22:46] patreon well I made that up I haven't like oh oh it's coming oh it doesn't

[01:22:50] became no I'm saying that's a goal we can have big goals it might never come

[01:22:54] true but at least you have to dream big it's good to have dreams and goals

[01:22:58] somebody watching right now their dad works at Netflix and they're like have

[01:23:01] you heard of QCNL and then there's my end yeah I mean that could be real never

[01:23:05] I never know what happens, I never know, never know, so you don't say no.

[01:23:07] You should always set new goals and new dreams and new heights, otherwise you'll be trapped in a box and stuck in a matrix for the rest of your life.

[01:23:14] It's nice to have something to work towards, something to, like little baby steps too.

[01:23:19] Otherwise you're gonna lose your mind.

[01:23:21] And even if your goal is just to get out of bed, baby steps.

[01:23:24] No, that's a shitty goal.

[01:23:26] Okay.

[01:23:28] Alright.

[01:23:30] Dream big.

[01:23:33] Oh

[01:23:36] Yeah, I know it's her people hurt people people

[01:23:40] Okay, it's okay. He didn't mean it. Okay. All right

[01:23:45] Well to our patreon to the wine about patreon. We will see you guys next week. Yes

[01:23:50] Check us out in tier two if you're interested

[01:23:53] That's for our wine about a patreon because we are double dipping here and then to Jason stream

[01:23:58] he's gonna wash out his freaking hair now and

[01:24:00] And we're going to move on to our tier 2 patron because we have to for time-wise, but yeah, well it sounds like your DoorDash is here. Thanks guys.

[01:24:10] Alright, that's my cue. That was for a patron.

[01:24:15] I have a doorknob order here for Jason

[01:25:15] Oh

[01:25:30] What

[01:25:33] Why is that happy?

[01:25:37] I'm gonna taste them. I'm gonna

[01:25:45] Oh my god, it's from the store.

[01:25:47] The food, the food.

[01:25:49] This is a lot to do.

[01:25:51] Oh, I'm good.

[01:25:53] Tim.

[01:25:55] Hey.

[01:25:57] Thank you so much.

[01:25:59] Yeah.

[01:26:01] I don't think that's how it works, bro.

[01:26:03] I tip you on the app.

[01:26:05] I tip zero dollars already on the app.

[01:26:07] No tip?

[01:26:09] He bought it. I'm not the purchaser.

[01:26:11] No tip?

[01:26:13] Where's my tip?

[01:26:14] To the app.

[01:26:14] Where's my tip?

[01:26:15] To the app.

[01:26:15] It's your fucking cookie that you're talking about.

[01:26:18] Where's my tip?

[01:26:19] You did it.

[01:26:19] Can you eat it?

[01:26:20] Can you eat it?

[01:26:20] Right here.

[01:26:21] Right here.

[01:26:21] That's your tip.

[01:26:22] That's your tip.

[01:26:22] You're fucking serious?

[01:26:23] That's your tip.

[01:26:24] That's your tip.

[01:26:25] That's your tip.

[01:26:26] That's your tip.

[01:26:27] You just come on.

[01:26:29] It's privileged assholes like all of you guys

[01:26:31] that make me a guide on working job life.

[01:26:33] No tip for a 30 minute delivery?

[01:26:36] No tip for a 30 minute delivery?

[01:26:37] Shame on you.

[01:26:39] Shame on all of you.

[01:26:40] Okay.

[01:26:42] You want me to reach you out, or?

[01:26:44] Here's your kid, you want to sit, right?

[01:26:46] Here, you want to prove it?

[01:26:48] Oh, I want to prove it.

[01:26:50] Yeah, I don't want to take that.

[01:26:52] No fucking tip, are we serious?

[01:26:54] Oh, come on, girl.

[01:26:56] What's it?

[01:26:58] Are you going to tell me about her?

[01:27:00] Oh, no!

[01:27:02] Wow, thank you so much.

[01:27:04] That's nice.

[01:27:06] Fuck you guys.

[01:27:08] Thank you.

[01:27:10] Yeah, I could get an order.

[01:27:12] Uh-huh.

[01:27:14] Yeah, cover it if you can.

[01:27:22] No, Ted, you just didn't- that took an hour.

[01:27:25] Alright, what did Doran pay you, though?

[01:27:27] Hmm?

[01:27:28] Doran, I'll pay you good.

[01:27:33] Well, no, there's nothing I can't enjoy.

[01:27:35] How much did I pay you for that order?

[01:27:37] I paid for the dinner!

[01:27:39] Oh, fuck.

[01:27:40] There you go.

[01:27:41] You turn it off.

[01:27:42] Fucked over.

[01:27:43] Alright.

[01:27:44] Um.

[01:27:45] Alright, I'mma send you an address.

[01:27:53] You're gonna- we're gonna meet there, right?

[01:27:55] Jeremy?

[01:27:56] What?

[01:27:57] I'mma send you an address.

[01:27:58] We're gonna meet there.

[01:27:59] Let's fuck you.

[01:28:00] Fuck you, bitch!

[01:28:01] Fuck you, bitch!

[01:28:02] Fuck you, bitch!

[01:28:03] Fuck you, bitch!

[01:28:04] Fuck you, bitch!

[01:28:05] Fuck you, bitch!

[01:28:06] Fuck you, bitch!

[01:28:07] Fuck you, bitch!

[01:28:08] What the fuck is bullshit?

[01:28:10] So I do a thirty-thirty quarter to not get a single dollar as a gift?

[01:28:15] Are you fucking voting me right now?

[01:28:22] Bullshit! No gift is bullshit!

[01:28:26] Um, fuck. Rum said he- his PC froze.

[01:28:29] What?

[01:28:30] Rum said his PC froze, he can't cover it.

[01:28:33] How do you want to do this?

[01:28:37] Well, how are you going to not leave?

[01:28:41] Does one do anything?

[01:28:44] Does one do anything?

[01:28:46] He says, I don't think he's just starting.

[01:28:49] Alright, the address is literally about the corner.

[01:28:56] Alright, here we go.

[01:28:59] Switch to Jason's camera right now and then we'll switch back to my camera and get some extra location in 5 minutes.

[01:29:05] Alright, do it in 5 minutes.

[01:29:06] I literally wanted to take 5 minutes.

[01:29:11] Alright, um...

[01:29:12] Bro, don't be trying to hack my instrument.

[01:29:18] Jason...

[01:29:19] Jason, man.

[01:29:20] Okay.

[01:29:21] Uh...

[01:29:22] Oh, two men in a camera.

[01:29:26] Oh, that guy's so f**king handy.

[01:29:29] Wait, can I keep copy of that?

[01:29:31] Give me that.

[01:29:32] Holy POV camera.

[01:29:34] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:29:36] I kind of need a pee.

[01:29:38] Alright, I said go ahead, bro.

[01:29:40] I need a pee, bro.

[01:29:43] I'm nervous.

[01:29:47] Are you doing it without the camera?

[01:29:49] No, I get the pee.

[01:29:51] I was like that when I get any sense.

[01:29:55] There's coconut in here.

[01:29:57] Yeah.

[01:29:58] Oh, wow.

[01:29:59] I'm not going to drink this.

[01:30:01] Oh, wow.

[01:30:03] Is that fruit?

[01:30:05] Yes, please.

[01:30:07] Yeah, as much as you want.

[01:30:09] You're freaking in here.

[01:30:10] Thank you.

[01:30:13] Are you allowed to eat only when he's not watching?

[01:30:15] Yeah, I was about to say.

[01:30:17] I noticed you guys just got real hungry.

[01:30:19] You think it's good?

[01:30:20] Is it good?

[01:30:21] What?

[01:30:22] Oh, this?

[01:30:23] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[01:30:24] It's something that was strawberry.

[01:30:25] I feel like this is strawberry.

[01:30:26] Yeah, I'm just getting all the strawberry right now.

[01:30:29] Mmm.

[01:30:30] What do you call them?

[01:30:31] They're for you.

[01:30:32] Tastes gnarly.

[01:30:33] Get it?

[01:30:34] I know.

[01:30:35] Actually, this is good.

[01:30:36] I mean, strawberry smoothie?

[01:30:37] I feel like I'm not going to lie to all the airwaves.

[01:30:40] Get it. I know

[01:30:44] Actually, this is good. I mean strawberry

[01:30:47] I feel like I'm not gonna like all the air won't smooth it down. I've been

[01:30:52] I think this one's not like a healthier one, you know, this one's like just straight

[01:30:58] strawberry

[01:31:01] You watch me zan

[01:31:07] I feel like I'm about to be chopped

[01:31:10] It's not into reality. Let's go.

[01:31:14] You want me to go like 43 double on your head or are you just going to sink it?

[01:31:18] I think I'm just going to sink it, but I shouldn't take my shirt off.

[01:31:22] You should probably take the sub-time officer to the toilet.

[01:31:26] You don't want to stay in your sweat.

[01:31:30] You fucking make it in the bathroom again.

[01:31:34] What the fuck are you talking about?

[01:31:38] Wait, how you done fucked up though?

[01:31:40] Oh, wait, you just pulled the back of it?

[01:31:43] Why don't you just tuck the towel around your neck?

[01:31:45] Wait, you just pulled the back of it?

[01:31:46] Am I sure?

[01:31:47] That's not the word.

[01:31:49] Oh, you're fucked.

[01:31:50] Now, that shirt is scrapped anyways.

[01:31:55] All right, here we go, man.

[01:31:57] Pray God, don't look sharp.

[01:32:03] Oh, no.

[01:32:05] Oh.

[01:32:07] Eeeeeee!

[01:32:09] Eeeeeee!

[01:32:11] Eeeeeee!

[01:32:13] It smells like buttressi, man.

[01:32:15] Oh my god.

[01:32:17] Oh, it looks like shit.

[01:32:19] Oh.

[01:32:21] I'm not getting water though.

[01:32:23] Is the water out?

[01:32:25] I think it's actually all gone.

[01:32:27] Oh my god.

[01:32:29] Fuck, this is crazy.

[01:32:31] This is crazy.

[01:32:37] what the hell?

[01:32:39] damn you're chewing this about a little bit

[01:32:41] huh? nothing

[01:32:43] who the fuck

[01:32:45] this is crazy dude

[01:32:47] It's crazy, man.

[01:33:05] Oh my God, how much is there, bro?

[01:33:09] How much?

[01:33:12] My hair's falling out.

[01:33:14] Oh, no.

[01:33:17] You

[01:33:47] you

[01:34:17] You

[01:34:35] Chas a good now

[01:34:42] Chat I am officially

[01:34:44] online for the day if anybody wants to place it how how quickly you should say

[01:34:50] to get order I gotta drive around to get ordered so where should I go

[01:35:02] I used to go through the parks. I used to go over there to see the parks.

[01:35:07] Yeah?

[01:35:08] Yeah, but everyone that used to go down there like that, you see it again.

[01:35:11] You are always...

[01:35:13] I'm on a...

[01:35:15] Chad, I got a job!

[01:35:18] Okay?

[01:35:19] So where do you think I should go if I look at these?

[01:35:23] What are your doordash or what are your stats?

[01:35:27] How many orders have you got?

[01:35:31] I'm going to see right here.

[01:35:36] Oh shit, here's a hundred percent rape.

[01:35:46] I need to get an order.

[01:35:49] They have to be offline to check.

[01:35:51] Oh, there you go.

[01:35:52] Oh shit.

[01:35:54] Jeff, look at his sex.

[01:35:56] 100% satisfaction rate?

[01:36:02] That's your stats I think.

[01:36:05] What are you saying?

[01:36:08] GG.

[01:36:12] GG.

[01:36:14] Alright, so I just got a basic, do I sit here or should I drive around until I get an order?

[01:36:18] You can drive around, that's the first year.

[01:36:21] So should I maybe go like near McDonald's or something?

[01:36:24] Okay, there's a McDonald's eight minutes away

[01:36:42] Let's go

[01:36:48] Good bro has a boosted Uber account. No, I do not have a boosted account

[01:36:54] Congratulations on your job Lacey. Thank you, bro

[01:37:14] Yeah, I was fucking terrified

[01:37:26] Oh, you should have got over the highway was terrifying bro. So is that

[01:37:32] Is that right or is it still it?

[01:37:35] What?

[01:37:38] Well, what's wrong?

[01:37:40] No, it should be fine.

[01:37:43] Wait, so do you have to scan his face or anything?

[01:37:48] Still haven't gotten an order though.

[01:37:52] Still haven't gotten an order chat.

[01:37:55] Wait, so I thought Dorg-A should just get automatic orders, bro?

[01:37:58] Alright, I'm going to go to the next spot.

[01:38:00] Yes, which I thought Dornash you just got like automatic fucking orders in chief

[01:38:09] You have to wait to get an order

[01:38:11] So what if you're a Dornash or you just don't get it get like any orders for the whole day?

[01:38:15] You just don't make any money

[01:38:20] It's just full RNG

[01:38:30] Hold on, Shat, I'm texting my sweet baby handsome boy, Robbeck.

[01:38:52] Fuck it.

[01:39:10] Here we go!

[01:39:14] First day on a job!

[01:39:22] Chat Darla told me she has like some like rare disease or some shit where she's like scared of holes

[01:39:33] You guys know what that what I'm talking about

[01:39:36] She said anything with holes scares her

[01:39:39] And she said it because my arm apparently, because it's peeling and has a bunch of holes

[01:39:53] in it.

[01:39:54] So she said my arm scares her.

[01:39:56] But I don't think that's a real thing.

[01:40:10] Okay, little stop sign, not a bad shout. Traffic left and right. Nobody coming. Hand me gas in.

[01:40:22] That's not a real thing. That's a TikTok thing.

[01:40:26] So Darla made some made a disease up about being scared of holes.

[01:40:33] I got a delivery! I got a delivery! I got my first delivery!

[01:40:41] I got my first delivery!

[01:40:44] Oh my god. Where is he?

[01:40:51] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got my first delivery. I got my first delivery!

[01:40:55] I got my first delivery. Yes, baby. Yes. Hold on. Look, chat.

[01:41:07] I've officially gotten my first official Uber Eats DoorDash delivery.

[01:41:14] Bang. Oh my God. This makes me so happy. This makes me so happy. This makes me so happy.

[01:41:19] Okay. Okay. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. They paid for priority. They paid for priority.

[01:41:25] Let me go, let me go, they paid, just follow me, they paid for priority.

[01:41:30] I don't have time to fucking screenshot you the address, dude, I'm sorry.

[01:41:35] Wait, what?

[01:41:37] Wait, I went the wrong way?

[01:41:43] Let's see what, I can't even see what food they got.

[01:41:49] Let's just see what they ordered, let's see what they ordered.

[01:41:54] All right, it says make a left here, okay?

[01:42:05] Follow me.

[01:42:10] Holy shit, Chad, this is cinema, bro.

[01:42:12] This is cinema.

[01:42:15] Day in the life of a doordasher.

[01:42:19] Wait, this is fun working a real job, bro.

[01:42:22] This is fun.

[01:42:24] I

[01:42:38] How far do I have to go

[01:42:44] We I'm mad confused where I'm going

[01:42:46] going. North Virgil. This is called Vermenze. Oh my god, I kind of have to go a little

[01:42:58] far here actually. Wait, I kind of have to drive a little far for this order. Wait, so

[01:43:04] When I go into the restaurant, do I have to buy the food or will they already have the food prepared?

[01:43:21] Oh.

[01:43:25] Are you serious?

[01:43:27] L-person behind me, bro.

[01:43:29] L-person. You see a guy on a bike in front of you and you speed up?

[01:43:32] What if you fucking hit me and killed me, dude?

[01:43:34] What if you fucking hit me and Drew is calling?

[01:43:37] I can't do this, bro.

[01:43:38] I'm out of block two.

[01:43:39] Like, I don't know where I'm going.

[01:43:41] I am not from gold.

[01:44:08] From lovers to strangers.

[01:44:10] Ninja, stop!

[01:44:12] Yeah!

[01:44:15] Oh, yellow light, yellow light, yellow light,

[01:44:18] yellow light, gotta make it,

[01:44:19] gotta get the people their food.

[01:44:20] Gotta get the people their food.

[01:44:24] Why is he calling me?

[01:44:25] Drew, make a left, Drew, make a left at that light.

[01:44:27] Drew, if you can hear me, make a left.

[01:44:28] And he's calling me again.

[01:44:30] Yo, Drew, I'm gonna block you,

[01:44:31] I'm gonna block you, I'm not kidding.

[01:44:32] Oh, I see you're stepping on the ground,

[01:44:34] you're starting to attack me.

[01:44:35] I'm not a blocky, I'm not a blocky,

[01:44:36] I'm a blocky, I'm a blocky.

[01:44:38] Bro, you're calling me when I'm on a motorcycle?

[01:44:40] and I can't see.

[01:44:50] How can I see Drew, but he can't see me?

[01:44:53] I can see Drew's car.

[01:45:04] He doesn't have your location?

[01:45:06] Apparently not, bro, apparently not.

[01:45:08] Apparently he doesn't know how to check the location

[01:45:09] or stay in the stream or follow a fucking moped on the road.

[01:45:20] True, I don't have the address.

[01:45:29] All right, Drew, I'm going to the nearest air one.

[01:45:31] I'm going to the nearest air one.

[01:45:39] All you had to do was say that, yeah, but there's one problem, I'm not in a car, I'm

[01:45:53] on a bike, I have to have two hands on the thing, I can't zoom in, get the address and

[01:45:58] send it to you while driving, I don't know if you're actually mentally retarded or like

[01:46:02] What goes through your head butt?

[01:46:19] Who's talking to me? Why in series bitch ass talking to me?

[01:46:25] No way I'm about to pick up some rich ass person's airwan order, dude

[01:46:29] What is up with me doing air one door dash?

[01:46:34] They can just call me a fucking air one delivery driver

[01:46:55] Okay, I'm gonna be here

[01:46:59] I'm gonna be here check

[01:47:03] This airborne has ballet are you fucking serious holy rich

[01:47:13] Okay, where do I park where do I park where do I park wait I've been to this air one with Dar level four

[01:47:29] I'm not gonna lie. I don't think it's worth

[01:47:35] It's definitely not worth going into the parking lot. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna get a random parking spot on the side of the road

[01:47:43] Because I'm a doorknob at Shriver's they cancel my order they cancel the order they cancel the fucking order

[01:47:52] No way they cancel the fucking I hate you bro. I can't do this with Drew

[01:47:59] Where my order go they canceled my fucking order order took too long

[01:48:16] nice bro order took too long so I had to pull over for five minutes he said drew the address

[01:48:30] Nice.

[01:48:51] Why did they cancel the order?

[01:48:54] I'm not gonna lie chat. That wasn't even like that wasn't that deadass wasn't even a long time.

[01:48:59] That wasn't even a long time if we're being honest like let's keep it real. That wasn't even a long time

[01:49:08] Am I who I used to be man, I used to be Lacey. I'm a door-dash driver now, but nice to meet you

[01:49:15] Yeah, I got a job, bro

[01:49:17] Yeah, man, you get a picture super

[01:49:22] Yeah, bro, I left phase everything fucking fell apart and

[01:49:25] Yeah, now I had to get a job being a door-to-ash driver and shit

[01:49:33] Nice to meet you, dude. Thank you, bro. But Drew is right

[01:49:46] It was for sure a troll person that's why they canceled as soon as you got there

[01:49:50] No way I got people making troll Uber Eats orders at Air One and fucking where am I yo if you are in the

[01:50:00] Santa Monica area, please put in a Uber Eats order, bro

[01:50:03] I

[01:50:17] Was on the side of the road not on a kickstand I can't fucking but it doesn't tell me the address

[01:50:25] No, but you have to drag the map and find where you're going

[01:50:28] Bro, I they canceled the order wait wait

[01:50:58] Wait.

[01:51:03] There's a car behind you trying to drive.

[01:51:10] It's not cancelled, you just arrived?

[01:51:16] Are y'all sure?

[01:51:21] I

[01:51:42] Now they cancel the order like a fucking asshole, bro

[01:51:48] Like an actual fucking asshole

[01:51:51] But there's got to be a spot in Santa Monica that has the most fast food

[01:51:54] I'm just gonna go to McDonald's. I feel like most child. What's the place most people order shit from?

[01:52:02] Six minute drive to McDonald's shall we?

[01:52:14] Yeah

[01:52:17] Damn Chick-fil-a they're saying is there a Chick-fil-a nearby?

[01:52:21] Wait, it said app can't find trips because your phone is in low power mode

[01:52:36] So that's why it kids

[01:52:46] Cuz my phone went into low power mode

[01:52:50] Are you fucking serious?

[01:52:55] Is that real?

[01:52:58] is that fucking real brother you

[01:53:19] wouldn't survive without twitch that's

[01:53:21] cat that's a literally cat I did I did

[01:53:28] Chick-fil-A's 10 minutes away I think we

[01:53:29] just go to McDonald's let me see if

[01:53:32] there's anything near the McDonald's

[01:53:33] it's on Melrose Avenue there's got to be

[01:53:37] so much food around here

[01:53:41] Yeah, I'm gonna go to this McDonald's.

[01:53:51] I'm going to the one on Melrose.

[01:54:08] Wow chat, there's no way nobody wants me to get a fucking trip.

[01:54:19] There's no way nobody wants me to get a fucking trip.

[01:54:28] Why doesn't anybody want me to work for them?

[01:54:31] I'm literally here open to all kinds of work, bro.

[01:54:37] I'm literally right here open to all kinds of work anything you can fucking imagine. I'm here and I'm ready for I

[01:54:43] Gotta go up this hill

[01:54:45] What?

[01:54:47] What?

[01:54:48] What am I doing?

[01:54:51] He's a doordash guy right there

[01:55:00] Door-dash door-dash

[01:55:02] Smash, get your doordashld Pritz!

[01:55:06] Make an order and I'll deliver, doordash, doordash,

[01:55:10] overreeds, make an order and I'll deliver

[01:55:13] door, dash, door, dash, door, dash

[01:55:16] overreeds, make an order and I'll deliver

[01:55:32] I'm not a sped, this is called great promotion, it's called great promotion and it's called

[01:55:42] getting people to place an order so I can, no I'm not going to lie, I'm not ending, I'm

[01:55:46] not getting off this bike and stopping my job for today until I complete a successful

[01:55:50] order.

[01:55:51] Because Warner Bros is pissing me off, don't ask, place an order and I'll deliver.

[01:55:58] Ok, nobody wants to place an order with Lacey, huh?

[01:56:03] What, you fucking haters?

[01:56:05] Nobody wants to place an order with the king.

[01:56:07] Whoa, almost ran into a car there.

[01:56:09] We get a home at 104 in a chat.

[01:56:26] Stop sign, stop, left, right, look.

[01:56:28] We'll be there and we drive.

[01:56:35] Got him on the back roads, riding with my eyes closed.

[01:56:40] I know every curve like the back of my head, doing 50 and a 30.

[01:56:47] I ain't got no worries.

[01:56:53] Stop sign, stop, look left, right, and continue.

[01:56:58] I still don't have a fucking order by the way.

[01:57:10] Something must be wrong with my app.

[01:57:12] Why do I still not have an order?

[01:57:17] Why do I still...

[01:57:18] I thought people use Uber Eats at DoorDash like every day, all day long.

[01:57:22] Is it just me that does that?

[01:57:25] I'm going to all the spawn points too!

[01:57:32] Oh, I'm going down a hill here, I'm going down a hill there, oh fuck me in my ass!

[01:57:43] I got a big fucking BBC!

[01:57:48] Hello!

[01:57:51] Why have I not gone in order?

[01:58:03] Bro this shit is stupid!

[01:58:07] Bro I'm not gonna lie if you've ordered that!

[01:58:11] Facts are no!

[01:58:13] Same way like how I'm streaming right now, I should be guaranteed gifted subs from the chat!

[01:58:18] Facts!

[01:58:21] I'm not going to lie.

[01:58:32] Chad, how come y'all stopped gifting me subs?

[01:58:38] Oh, this is not very safe from that right here.

[01:58:44] Oh, thank you so much!

[01:58:46] Thank you!

[01:58:47] Okay, we are Adam McNuttles.

[01:58:51] Somebody please place a door to Asher.

[01:58:53] Someone please place an Uber Eats order

[01:58:56] at the McDonald's on Melrose, please!

[01:58:59] Oh, I got one, I got one!

[01:59:24] Oh my god.

[01:59:28] Oh my god, I got an order. I got an order. I got an order. I got an order. I got an order. I got an order

[01:59:32] I did ask out an order. I did ask out an order McDonald's. It's a McDonald's order to it's a McDonald's order to

[01:59:38] Okay, okay

[01:59:41] How did I beat Drew?

[01:59:43] Okay, okay, okay, we did it, we did it, we did it, we dead ass did it, we dead ass did

[01:59:56] it bro, we have an order chat.

[02:00:10] We officially have our first order chat.

[02:00:18] As you can see right here, we have our first order, it is on DoorDash, it is at the McDonald's

[02:00:25] that I'm at, it is for somebody named Susanna, okay, and she got a 40-piece chicken nugget

[02:00:33] in two large fries.

[02:00:35] Goddamn, Susanna!

[02:00:37] God damn you fat bitch

[02:00:48] Okay

[02:00:55] Okay

[02:01:00] Why you expose her like that

[02:01:02] Hey, no, she needs to lose weight.

[02:01:06] It's not my fault, dude.

[02:01:11] True city's one minute away.

[02:01:18] Okay, hold on a sec.

[02:01:31] Look at the door dash mobile.

[02:01:32] Okay, we are here chat.

[02:01:59] We're at McDonald's about to get our first order.

[02:02:02] Hold on, I'm gonna plug this phone in.

[02:02:03] This is about to die.

[02:02:05] We're at McDonald's.

[02:02:08] No Drew, you know when you plug this into the mic

[02:02:09] that doesn't charge the phone, it just charges the mics.

[02:02:12] So this whole time that you've been trying

[02:02:14] to charge the phone, you haven't been charging the phone

[02:02:16] and now the phone's about to die.

[02:02:18] Ah, my God.

[02:02:19] Okay.

[02:03:49] Why do you just take the charger?

[02:03:52] You just took the charger. That's fine, I have one.

[02:04:00] Alright, Chad, first time, first time.

[02:04:02] Okay, I see Dordash for Susan. What's your name again?

[02:04:06] What's your name?

[02:04:08] Dordash for Susanna.

[02:04:09] Susanna.

[02:04:12] Do you have the other piece of the mic?

[02:04:15] You have the other piece of the mic, right?

[02:04:17] here we go chat oh my god is that you know this is a crazy feeling it's a

[02:04:25] Crazy feeling I guess.

[02:04:31] No door dashers just like this or something.

[02:04:55] Bye, Smiley!

[02:04:57] Bye, Smiley!

[02:05:09] I'm scared, Eddie.

[02:05:11] I don't really want to film you.

[02:05:21] How much was it? How much are you going to pay for this one?

[02:05:23] Huh?

[02:05:24] How do I check how much I'm getting for it?

[02:05:26] I don't know.

[02:05:27] I don't know, does it say? Maybe I'll find it after?

[02:05:32] I think everybody's here.

[02:05:34] No, no, no, I have to ask.

[02:05:42] She got 40 nuggets, two large fries, and an extra large fry.

[02:05:45] Holy shit, is Suzanna 400 pounds?

[02:05:47] I said.

[02:05:49] How you doing? I'm here. I'm thinking of a Gorgas for Suzanna.

[02:05:54] First day on the job, how do I see that?

[02:06:14] I'll show you the order.

[02:06:31] Thank you so much.

[02:06:36] First and last day, they were saying.

[02:06:44] I'm not sure but I'm a doorknob driver.

[02:06:57] Yeah.

[02:06:58] Yeah.

[02:06:59] Oh, fuck off the car there.

[02:07:01] Dude, it smells so good.

[02:07:03] Oh, my head.

[02:07:04] That smells so good, bro.

[02:07:05] I'm not even sure it smells amazing.

[02:07:06] Oh, my head.

[02:07:07] Oh, my head.

[02:07:08] Oh, my head.

[02:07:09] Oh, my head.

[02:07:10] Oh, my head.

[02:07:11] Oh, my head.

[02:07:12] Oh, my head.

[02:07:13] Like, the fucking, like, the self-discipline, or if it's taking me right now, it's just

[02:07:20] not cracking open steel like what?

[02:07:22] What, you think Shunena's really gonna notice if there's 39 nuggets instead of 40?

[02:07:25] Bro, she had a big order, she might count.

[02:07:28] I

[02:07:45] Here we go

[02:07:51] I

[02:07:53] I don't know.

[02:07:54] I don't know.

[02:07:55] I don't know.

[02:07:56] We gotta go, we don't have time to try this.

[02:07:58] She has priority order, and we're sitting here

[02:08:00] trying chargers.

[02:08:01] Like this isn't a joke, I have an actual fucking job,

[02:08:03] we gotta go.

[02:08:04] All right, wait, can you make sure it didn't unplug

[02:08:06] in that thing?

[02:08:07] Huh?

[02:08:08] Make sure it didn't unplug in that thing.

[02:08:09] I don't have time to make sure it didn't unplug,

[02:08:11] but I gotta, like this is a real shit job I have to do,

[02:08:14] bro.

[02:08:15] This is like not a joke.

[02:08:15] Like you're taking this shit as a joke, it's not a joke.

[02:08:17] This is real like life, Drew.

[02:08:19] I know you aren't really familiar with real life,

[02:08:22] because you're out of touch, but like, it is plugged in.

[02:08:26] We don't got time to switch cables out, Drew.

[02:08:28] I mean, the code got 16.

[02:08:29] You think it'll make it?

[02:08:33] Take this.

[02:08:34] You think it'll make it?

[02:08:35] Brother, I'm gonna do what I want to do.

[02:08:37] Are you kidding me?

[02:08:39] I guess we're going.

[02:08:39] Do I think I'll make it?

[02:08:40] I don't, I don't, I'm not the phone battery specialist.

[02:08:43] I'm gonna change it here.

[02:08:45] It's exactly the way.

[02:08:46] Nice.

[02:08:52] Does the SAM point where her height is?

[02:08:54] Yes, it's a nine minute drive.

[02:08:56] OK.

[02:08:57] Does it give an address or not?

[02:09:02] It does, yes, right there.

[02:09:03] Just look at it.

[02:09:12] Because if you have to understand, bro, people are

[02:09:14] counting on me.

[02:09:16] People are counting on me.

[02:09:17] And this isn't a funny joke.

[02:09:18] And you're sitting here like changing chargers out, making

[02:09:20] to think charges

[02:09:34] Susanna here where the fuck is my food

[02:09:42] who's gonna be called on our

[02:09:47] Alright, I'm going to DoorDash this food, bro.

[02:09:51] Did you submit? Yep.

[02:10:01] How you guys doing? First down the job doing DoorDash.

[02:10:04] Oh, took the wrong turn, oh, I'm just a fucking moron already, already fucking up, right,

[02:10:21] took the wrong turn, nice.

[02:10:23] Ah, yellow light, I'm so sorry, Susanna, I'm so sorry, Susanna, I'm so sorry, Susanna,

[02:10:33] oh my god my helmet oh my god my fucking helmet bro my helmet I'm not gonna

[02:10:49] lie I got a fuck

[02:10:53] Let's fuck ah fuck Drew please make sure you grab my helmet I forgot

[02:11:03] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's a short drive no

[02:11:10] highways back roads. I'll be extra safe. I completely forgot. Fuck dude. Oh L.A. seen

[02:11:17] a shabber. I'm not gonna lie. Just go ahead spam it up bro. You know what I'm giving y'all

[02:11:21] permission to stay with the pig right now. El pig, El pig. I'm coming Susanna.

[02:11:30] Don't worry Susanna, Lacey's coming.

[02:11:51] Alright guys, this is a stop sign that means you wait for the other person to go.

[02:11:55] It doesn't mean you all just go and let me fucking sit there like a moron.

[02:11:58] You stupid trots.

[02:11:59] No, how would I not get to this place?

[02:12:04] Oh my god, this is the way.

[02:12:09] Alright, I'm sorry.

[02:12:12] I'm so fucking sorry, but I promise it's an insulated container and just a little bit

[02:12:20] and it's going to be warm. Okay, that's what matters.

[02:12:23] It's an insulated container and it's going to be warm. Okay, Suzanna?

[02:12:36] This car is just pissing me to fuck off.

[02:12:44] I'm cutting you off, fuck you.

[02:12:50] Expected by 504. Oh, no. Oh, no. That means I only it's expected in six minutes

[02:12:59] and I have it says nine till I get there. It's expected by fucking 405 404 and it

[02:13:05] says I'm not nine minutes away. It's cooked. I'm gonna I'm coming! Door dash is coming!

[02:13:20] I'm coming, Suzanna!

[02:13:27] What are you doing?

[02:13:35] How is it still nine minutes when I'm making all this distance?

[02:13:50] oh my god it still says nine minutes bro oh Suzanna bitch I'm so sorry bitch oh

[02:14:05] my god if I was Suzanna I would be fucking pissed right now yo Uburis can

[02:14:14] you change the I'm cutting everybody off I don't care that's the big lace in

[02:14:17] this chat, I got a DoorDash order to make.

[02:14:19] Places to be, food to deliver.

[02:14:22] Cause one thing about me chat,

[02:14:23] and I don't know about you guys.

[02:14:25] I don't know if y'all can relate,

[02:14:26] let me know in the chat if y'all can relate.

[02:14:27] But when I order DoorDash,

[02:14:30] I expected to get there on time and quick.

[02:14:32] It's my pet peeve when my food does not arrive on time.

[02:14:35] Come on! Turn green! Turn green for daddy! Turn green for daddy!

[02:15:06] Yeah, I might be a child not gonna lie usually door dash drivers don't care

[02:15:10] I actually might be the like best door dash driver in the history of door dash drivers because how much I care about delivering his food on time

[02:15:35] Okay, make it a left.

[02:15:44] How's everybody doing?

[02:15:47] Door dash coming through!

[02:15:54] Okay.

[02:16:04] I'm so fucking close!

[02:16:07] My hat's gonna fly off in the wind!

[02:16:11] Oh my god, I forgot my helmet!

[02:16:16] Susanna, I promise your food is on its way!

[02:16:22] Oh my god, I just got offered another order.

[02:16:25] Wait, can I accept this?

[02:16:28] I'm not sure.

[02:16:30] Oh my god, I just got offered another order.

[02:16:32] Wait, can I accept it or do I have to drop the food off first?

[02:16:49] I'm two minutes away. I'm two minutes away.

[02:16:52] I'm getting Susanna her food two minutes before her expected delivery time.

[02:16:57] Now that's a W Dasher! That's a Dasher I wanted my life!

[02:17:11] It's really windy!

[02:17:19] Oh there's a moustache!

[02:17:21] Pulling out in front of me.

[02:17:23] Yeah, nice.

[02:17:24] Nice job, Buss.

[02:17:26] Rune in my dash.

[02:17:28] I have a fucking job to do, asshole.

[02:17:37] Oh my god, I'm almost there.

[02:17:39] Bro, the bus is blowing dust into my face!

[02:17:41] Fuck you!

[02:17:48] OK, here we go.

[02:17:50] turning on a susana stream

[02:18:01] case is in a

[02:18:08] i'm gonna make my first dash

[02:18:11] i'm gonna make my first complete order

[02:18:13] i've never felt so accomplished in my life

[02:18:18] Oh my goodness!

[02:18:20] Oh my goodness!

[02:18:23] Arrive two minutes earlier than expected!

[02:18:27] Okay.

[02:18:33] Okay.

[02:18:44] Okay.

[02:18:45] Now this is when this comes into play.

[02:18:47] How quickly can I get the food out of the bag?

[02:18:54] Oh my god, it's still so hot.

[02:18:56] Yeah, I'm the best dasher in the world.

[02:18:58] The food is still hot because I have it in an insulated container.

[02:19:01] I'm actually the king dasher.

[02:19:02] I'm actually the king dasher.

[02:19:04] Okay.

[02:19:08] If...

[02:19:13] Okay, that was Susanna.

[02:19:14] I'll leave it at the bottom.

[02:19:17] can mean my order kind of gal. Leave at door. Please leave on wood...

[02:19:47] Okay, it says lead.

[02:19:54] Oh, fuck, there's a fucking goddess star coming.

[02:20:07] I think we're in the way.

[02:20:09] Or maybe not.

[02:20:11] Okay, it says lead at door.

[02:20:13] Lead at door.

[02:20:15] I can't find the address.

[02:20:17] Oh, I'm at the wrong address.

[02:20:19] I'm at the wrong address.

[02:20:37] Oh, I can't find the address.

[02:20:39] Oh, you moved two minutes early for no reason.

[02:20:41] I can't find the address.

[02:20:43] I kept on the address. I kept on the address.

[02:20:50] Is she there?

[02:20:52] Is she there?

[02:20:56] She's there now!

[02:20:58] Where am I?

[02:21:00] I just want to say thank you so much for seeing my first ever gap.

[02:21:04] My first one.

[02:21:06] I had to get somebody to bag it.

[02:21:08] It was nice in the world.

[02:21:10] It's so warm in here.

[02:21:12] Thank you so much.

[02:21:14] See you soon.

[02:21:16] That's it.

[02:21:18] Oh, why are you throwing them out of the water?

[02:21:28] Oh, I'm so sorry.

[02:21:33] I'm so sorry.

[02:21:36] Oh, I'm so sorry.

[02:21:39] I'm so sorry.

[02:21:42] Oh my god, oh my god, how much money did I make?

[02:22:00] Why did you throw the mic on the ground, you broke it.

[02:22:05] So we're on the ground? I mean he's broken now?

[02:22:10] Four dollars?!

[02:22:14] Oh there he is.

[02:22:23] Take a photo of yourself and test.

[02:22:25] That's the only way you're asked to do anything.

[02:22:31] All right, we gotta figure this out.

[02:22:35] So, as I'm trying to figure out, I can do this.

[02:22:38] It's one of my favorite jobs.

[02:22:40] Good hours for you guys.

[02:22:41] OK, then.

[02:22:42] Yeah, order.

[02:22:42] OK.

[02:22:43] You guys are chilling.

[02:22:44] There is something where you guys are,

[02:22:46] you guys are like, let's say, CVS, you guys are like going.

[02:22:50] Yeah.

[02:22:51] Yeah.

[02:22:51] For that, I know we're going to have to be like moving.

[02:22:54] It's OK.

[02:22:54] We're causing a lot of traffic.

[02:22:56] We need to move.

[02:22:56] Carbons.

[02:22:57] Carbons.

[02:22:58] Carbons.

[02:22:59] Carbons.

[02:23:00] Carbons.

[02:23:01] Carbons.

[02:23:02] Carbons.

[02:23:03] Carbons.

[02:23:05] Wait, let me in the street, let me in the street, let me in the street.

[02:23:07] I just went to McDonald's,

[02:23:08] drove ten minutes, drove another twelve minutes,

[02:23:11] chewed a house, delivered the food,

[02:23:13] to make four dollars?

[02:23:17] For four dollars!

[02:23:19] I made four dollars!

[02:23:21] Yeah, you're right, they're right.

[02:23:21] Four dollars!

[02:23:23] Four!

[02:23:26] I quit!

[02:23:27] I quit!

[02:23:29] I quit, Norash!

[02:23:30] I quit!

[02:23:31] Four dollars for a thirty minute delivery?

[02:23:33] I quit I quit I quit I quit I quit I quit this shit I quit I quit I quit my fucking crazy my crazy four dollars

[02:23:40] Four dollars for 30 minute order I quit

[02:23:43] Welcome to the real world brother

[02:23:48] Welcome to the real world brother

[02:23:52] She kicked me 50 cents

[02:23:54] I got paid 358 for the order and she took me 50 cents to make it 408. She took me 50 cents.

[02:24:07] I would have quit, sir.

[02:24:08] But what kind of tips do you be in it?

[02:24:10] Like, good, 3 to 5 bucks.

[02:24:12] It also depends, like, if you're driving how the distance is.

[02:24:17] If you're driving, like, pretty far, then you'd feel like a good tip.

[02:24:21] Like five three, but I'm not like a twenty dollars. So every sense that's the lowest every time I every time I do a

[02:24:31] Door-dash in order to rush I keep at least $50 every dasher

[02:24:39] Not leave that as 50 cents is the lowest that I've seen someone got a bottom to

[02:24:44] Alright bro, thank you man. I promise I'll die for you man.

[02:24:49] I promise I'll meet you at Chicago.

[02:24:51] Unless you broke the mic's chat.

[02:24:57] Where's the keys?

[02:25:01] Alright, alright.

[02:25:06] Nice to meet you bro.

[02:25:08] Have a good one brother.

[02:25:10] Good to meet you, bro.

[02:25:11] I'm gonna make sure you get paid just after this.

[02:25:15] Fuck, bro.

[02:25:16] I'm going, bro. Yeah, I'll be safe out there.

[02:25:17] You too, dude.

[02:25:21] Door dashes in the chat.

[02:25:22] We don't pay fat people as much, but it's okay.

[02:25:29] Do I just wait here for a new order?

[02:25:30] What do I do?

[02:25:30] I thought you got another one.

[02:25:31] No, I can't accept the wall in an act order.

[02:25:37] I need to find like the most poppin' food spot around here.

[02:25:41] Chick-fil-a, do I go to Chick-fil-a?

[02:25:43] Nine-minute drive to Chick-fil-a? I feel that's not bad

[02:25:46] He said on the map the red spots or the hot spots? Red spots

[02:25:50] So like right here? So like I think maybe that's a hot spot. I don't know. I'm gonna go over to this area

[02:25:56] All right, Chad, I'm not gonna lie, Chad, if I do one more order and I don't get tipped at least

[02:26:00] Five dollars. I'm probably gonna quit. I'm probably gonna quit. I'm real concerned that this phone is fake charging

[02:26:10] I

[02:26:22] What's up, dude

[02:26:24] Well, how you doing man nice to meet you bro. You watching it. You watching me door-dash right now. Yeah

[02:26:30] Yes, yeah, man. I got to 50 cents

[02:26:32] I got you.

[02:26:34] I'll trade you those $4.

[02:26:36] Hands are everywhere.

[02:26:38] Let's do it ourselves.

[02:26:40] Alright.

[02:26:42] Oh shit.

[02:26:44] Nice to meet you, Robert. Good one.

[02:26:52] That's not 10 bucks an hour. Chad, do you guys know how math works?

[02:26:56] I

[02:26:59] Got paid $4 for like

[02:27:01] Like a 30-minute order now. I also sat and waited 20 minutes to get the order

[02:27:05] I got paid $4 an hour. I was $4 for an hour $4

[02:27:11] Ron rage quit what happened to Ron?

[02:27:15] That's before taxes before

[02:27:19] 50 cents

[02:27:21] Y'all say welcome to real life. I'm sorry, but getting tips in terms of the run ashriver in real life is not a real thing

[02:27:25] I guess he's ever tipped 57.

[02:27:29] On God, I put it on my entire family's life.

[02:27:31] I've never tipped, I've never tipped less than,

[02:27:34] like, you know what the recommended amount is?

[02:27:37] Like, you know when you place an order for DoorDash

[02:27:38] and it says like the percentage or recommended amount,

[02:27:40] I always do the one above it, every time.

[02:27:46] Ron crying, what is that, what, he got rage baited?

[02:27:50] He was bawling, Ron was crying.

[02:27:55] I mean, I guess we just go to the next spot and hope that we get an order.

[02:28:10] Okay, set it up, set it up, huh?

[02:28:21] Okay

[02:28:46] Okay, oh I need my helmet

[02:28:51] Headed I'm headed to the nearest Chick-fil-a

[02:28:53] Near as Chick-fil-a chat chat Chick-fil-a is a hot spot it on the Door-dash map, so hopefully

[02:28:59] Hopefully I get some orders

[02:29:01] I

[02:29:02] Don't see why views matter not gonna lie a stream is a stream

[02:29:06] But what do you mean why views matter? What are you talking about? It's like on what are you saying?

[02:29:21] Oh my God, I got an order.

[02:29:35] I'm not going to lie.

[02:29:36] I'm not accepting this order.

[02:29:37] I'm not accepting this order.

[02:29:38] Like I got an order, but I'm not accepting this.

[02:29:42] I'm not accepting this.

[02:29:43] I'm sorry.

[02:29:44] I can't.

[02:29:45] I'm not accepting that.

[02:29:46] No.

[02:29:47] I'm not accepting that.

[02:29:48] 38 minute drive?

[02:29:49] Not accepting that.

[02:29:50] Not doing it.

[02:29:51] Not doing a 38 minute drive to make $8. Sorry not sorry not doing that

[02:29:58] It's a 38 minute drive to make 896 you got me fucked up, bro. I'll spend more money on gas

[02:30:04] That's fair, Shat. Not accepting that order is fair.

[02:30:22] facts thank you ever said that all right let's get out of here navigate let's

[02:30:38] head to this peak spot chat it's like the middle of Melrose it has a bunch of

[02:30:42] food spots next to it so I should a hundred percent get at least one order

[02:30:48] in this area. You know Sha, I'm a little worried because on that guy's account, it said that

[02:30:54] I have to verify my identity. But I don't, I can't, I'm not him. I can't verify my identity.

[02:31:00] So what happens if I keep doing orders without a verified identity? I'm not going to get

[02:31:16] him banned he said I'll be but awful about if I get a band dead ass cuz I

[02:31:20] looked at his shit this guy dead ass door dashes every day take a picture of

[02:31:27] yourself okay I'm gonna do that I'm gonna do that I'm gonna do that I'm gonna

[02:31:30] I'm gonna take a picture of myself,

[02:31:31] I'm gonna do a picture of myself.

[02:31:54] Terrify identity, fuck.

[02:31:56] I'm gonna wait until I get to the area

[02:31:57] and then I'm gonna take a picture of myself.

[02:31:59] I hope that doesn't fuck your shit up though.

[02:32:06] Oh, he has a dog!

[02:32:13] Come on.

[02:32:14] Come on.

[02:32:15] Surely I get an order while I'm just driving around.

[02:32:16] I'm literally just driving around in a red hotspot area.

[02:32:20] Surely I can get an order, bro.

[02:32:21] There's so many restaurants everywhere.

[02:32:26] Drew's calling me again while I'm riding a bike.

[02:32:28] I'm going to lose it.

[02:32:31] What, Drew?

[02:32:33] You're gonna find out what I'm doing.

[02:32:35] No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

[02:32:37] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:32:39] Calling me.

[02:32:44] This is...

[02:32:46] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:32:54] Wait.

[02:32:56] Wait, I got one.

[02:32:58] I got one I got one I got one I got an order everybody I got an order I got an

[02:33:19] order let's go I got an order everybody

[02:33:31] all right let's see what kind of food they got let's see what kind of food

[02:33:35] Let's see. My favorite part, Chad, is finding out what food these people decided on.

[02:33:51] All right, it's a target order.

[02:34:00] I almost got hit by a truck.

[02:34:06] I almost got hit by a truck, but it's okay, because I didn't.

[02:34:09] Okay, how do I get into the target?

[02:34:12] Fuck you, asshole.

[02:34:21] okay it's a target order so I have to shop for someone brother what the fuck

[02:34:27] do I look like I got a shop for someone

[02:34:37] what do I have to get her

[02:34:41] Wait, okay, should I not go live?

[02:34:46] Can I cancel?

[02:34:47] Can I cancel the order?

[02:34:51] Can I cancel the order?

[02:34:57] Like while I have it?

[02:35:02] No, I can't.

[02:35:08] Oh my God, Gigi, I can't.

[02:35:10] I'm gonna fuck up his reviews.

[02:35:12] What's up, bro?

[02:35:13] Of course, man.

[02:35:14] We gotta make it really quick.

[02:35:15] I got a door that shorter I gotta do.

[02:35:16] Let's do it, though.

[02:35:17] Let's do it, man.

[02:35:20] Yeah, for sure, bro.

[02:35:25] Nice to meet you.

[02:35:29] You can cancel, then you're gonna mess up his reviews.

[02:35:38] What is it?

[02:35:39] All right, I gotta go quick, Chad, I gotta go quick.

[02:35:44] All right, it's fine, Chad.

[02:35:45] Wait, did I leave something in here?

[02:35:49] He has an 800 streak?

[02:35:52] You're trolling, is that good?

[02:36:03] One cancel isn't a big deal.

[02:36:05] All right, I'm gonna verify with a picture of myself

[02:36:07] just so I need to verify.

[02:36:08] Please verify your identity for this order.

[02:36:22] Okay. It says submitted under review.

[02:36:26] Matt, let's go. Come on.

[02:36:28] Where's Drew at?

[02:36:29] He was right behind me.

[02:36:31] Where is he?

[02:36:31] He was right behind me.

[02:36:32] He was right behind me.

[02:36:33] She's right behind me.

[02:36:53] You're not going to get banned on Dolce.

[02:36:54] I'm not doing anything wrong.

[02:36:56] I'm literally just successfully completing orders.

[02:36:59] Please explain to me how it's going to get me banned.

[02:37:02] to me, I'll be successfully completing door dash orders, he's gonna get me banned.

[02:37:12] Alright, I gotta cross this street, I don't know, I have no idea where Drew's at.

[02:37:16] Oh my god, I didn't tell Drew I had to go to Target. Got in order at Target.

[02:37:23] Hurry.

[02:37:30] Alright Chad, I'm just gonna cancel the identity thing.

[02:37:33] I'm gonna cancel it,

[02:37:34] because it says I can remove it.

[02:37:38] Cancel.

[02:37:39] Okay, okay.

[02:37:42] I think I'm good.

[02:37:46] Alright Chad, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:37:47] I gotta hurry up on disorder.

[02:37:48] I'm about to use my king of LA powers right now.

[02:37:53] Traffic holds for me.

[02:38:03] Thank you!

[02:38:14] I forgot my hat. I forgot my hat. I forgot my hat. I'm here in official door. I forgot my hat.

[02:38:19] Oh my God, it's fine. Whatever.

[02:38:23] Okay, we'll go on a target.

[02:38:32] I didn't submit my identity and it let me accept the order, so I should be good.

[02:38:39] I think I'm fine.

[02:38:40] I think I'm fine to do the order.

[02:38:43] I think I'm fine to do the order.

[02:38:44] Lacey, your hair looking kind of good, bro.

[02:38:46] You're actually sexy as fuck, can't wait until the hair fully grows out and when you

[02:38:49] to see how you look again. Holy shit, girls pushies probably dripping for you. Appreciate

[02:38:54] that message, dude.

[02:38:59] Drew!

[02:39:04] Drew! Where is he? There he is.

[02:39:14] Why? Why?

[02:39:19] He what?

[02:39:25] I'm just a door to actually they can't say nothing. I'm gonna pick up an order

[02:39:31] What do you mean

[02:39:40] Yeah, I'm just I'm just doing door to ask you thank you appreciate you bro

[02:39:49] You're just, you're just, you're just, you're just getting dumb.

[02:39:59] If you're on someone else's account and you just make good things, what do you think will happen?

[02:40:03] Actually, I think it's true.

[02:40:04] Huh?

[02:40:05] I think it's true.

[02:40:06] Like, you watch me every day, and you care about me every day, 99% of the things I do is a trollin' a joke.

[02:40:12] You do a lot of dumb shit.

[02:40:13] You're still, you're still continuing to believe the dumb things I do.

[02:40:16] Did you do a lot of dumb shit that you actually ended up doing?

[02:40:21] Your pickup is behind? Okay. Sit. Okay.

[02:40:24] Excuse me, there was energy drinks.

[02:40:28] Thank you so much. Please get me out of this right now.

[02:40:31] Wait, the phone's gonna die. What do you mean?

[02:40:33] It wasn't charging?

[02:40:34] It was, but if you want to plug it, it's gonna die.

[02:40:36] What's it at?

[02:40:37] Seven percent.

[02:40:38] What? It was charging? It was at sixteen.

[02:40:40] No, it wasn't. Now, when I plugged it in, back over there, it was at eight.

[02:40:45] So it's losing battery while charging. No, but you were you unplugged it for five minutes

[02:40:52] Because it took you five minutes in here, so

[02:40:54] No, I had to put them all in training. I know but then you have to walk over to Target and do unplug it. So it lost

[02:41:00] One battery in a three-minute walk to Target. Yeah, yeah, now my tech guy's a genius.

[02:41:05] Yeah, my tech guy's a genius man. No, you don't. W brand in the chat, bro. W brand.

[02:41:11] He's really balanced, you'll see.

[02:41:12] Yo, I'm not going to lie, for somebody who ordered energy drinks in snacks,

[02:41:17] why would you order it from Target and not like a gas station?

[02:41:19] Because now you're going to be fucking going on a shopping spree in Target.

[02:41:22] Excuse me, are you late?

[02:41:23] Ah, I'm going to door it after.

[02:41:25] Are you late?

[02:41:26] Ah, I used to be there, not anymore.

[02:41:27] No, you're late.

[02:41:28] I used to be there, but yeah, you get a picture, for sure.

[02:41:35] Thank you, Ralph. How we going?

[02:41:37] Are you doing this?

[02:41:41] Don't people at Target have the order ready, and you just pick it up?

[02:41:44] Start shopping.

[02:41:45] I don't think so.

[02:41:46] Ready, set, shop.

[02:41:48] Okay.

[02:41:50] Total items found.

[02:41:53] Okay.

[02:41:54] They got six count of monster, one Pringles can,

[02:41:58] some other chips, and then a piece of candy.

[02:42:02] Where's the food?

[02:42:03] I don't know.

[02:42:11] Wait, wait, I have to pay for the items?

[02:42:14] Wait a minute, that doesn't even make sense.

[02:42:17] Excuse me, may I have a quick question?

[02:42:19] I'm here for DoorDash official business,

[02:42:21] and when I get the item, do I pay for it, or do I just take it somewhere?

[02:42:26] Oh, I have no idea.

[02:42:27] No idea? Okay, thank you so much.

[02:42:29] You're saying you need a red card?

[02:42:31] A what?

[02:42:32] Oh, no. Someone said you need a red card.

[02:42:35] Okay.

[02:42:37] Okay.

[02:42:39] I don't have the card

[02:42:42] Door dash does you need the door dash? No, I wait, but we're not on door dash one over. It's there. We're an over each

[02:42:47] Yeah, what's the over each version? Okay, it's not chips chips chips. Oh my god. Where do you get one can of Pringles?

[02:42:55] Do they not say the aisle or anything be 25 for one?

[02:43:01] 26 be 24

[02:43:03] 27 are you think the poor about if you know nice brother. They lost you 25. They don't have you 25 anywhere

[02:43:08] I'll be 20,000.

[02:43:10] Do you not want to be on a leash?

[02:43:12] Sorry.

[02:43:14] Okay, I have a promise.

[02:43:16] You want it one original?

[02:43:18] Okay.

[02:43:20] One original?

[02:43:22] One selling?

[02:43:24] One selling?

[02:43:26] Okay.

[02:43:28] Okay.

[02:43:32] And then,

[02:43:34] I'm just canceling you, I'm not canceling the order, fuck you.

[02:44:00] And now I have to get them six monsters in B-54.

[02:44:06] That way.

[02:44:15] For all you have to cancel, you can't head, you need the card.

[02:44:22] How do you do the McDonald's one?

[02:44:24] It's just, I just pick it up.

[02:44:26] Where is B-54?

[02:44:28] Excuse me, where are B-54B?

[02:44:31] It's gonna be the back wall straight now.

[02:44:32] Back wall straight now, thank you.

[02:44:38] Wait, they're saying the card's in the app.

[02:44:40] It is?

[02:44:41] I don't know, someone said it's in the app.

[02:44:42] Okay, found item.

[02:44:43] I have to center the barcode to scan it?

[02:44:52] Okay.

[02:44:55] More leadboard.

[02:44:56] I don't want them to do it with Monster.

[02:45:03] Bro, hurry they're gonna cancel the order. No they're not.

[02:45:06] I'm doing good right now, Chad.

[02:45:08] No way this is a pillory of my door dastard, bro.

[02:45:10] I'll be getting pissed when they're taking longer at the store.

[02:45:12] This is what they're doing.

[02:45:16] Okay.

[02:45:17] B-54.

[02:45:19] Energy drinks.

[02:45:21] They want Monster Ultra Vice Guava.

[02:45:25] of six of them, six of these, start loading them in the bag, start loading them in the

[02:45:37] bag.

[02:45:38] Now I'm going to scan the barcode and then I'm going to load them in the bag, enter account

[02:45:46] six, done.

[02:45:47] It's going to look like we're still here.

[02:45:49] Load them in the bag, where was this item, why are you asking me where the item was bro,

[02:45:54] I don't care, fuck you.

[02:45:56] So they know.

[02:45:57] All right, one, two, three, four, five, six, four.

[02:46:12] OK.

[02:46:14] OK, time to check out.

[02:46:15] Hack items with care.

[02:46:17] Pay using the steps on the next screen.

[02:46:19] Receipt is important, OK?

[02:46:21] Yeah, Charlie, it was seven, it was seven, it was seven, it was seven.

[02:46:26] What?

[02:46:27] You guys are going to help?

[02:46:28] Uh, no, I think we're good.

[02:46:29] Where do I sit down at?

[02:46:30] That's fine.

[02:46:31] Thank you so much.

[02:46:33] I know I got sevens hacked.

[02:46:35] I know.

[02:46:36] That's a lie.

[02:46:37] Fuck.

[02:46:38] Fuck.

[02:46:39] Fuck, is she so giggly for?

[02:46:48] She hit a sun. She keep hitting the sun.

[02:46:52] I'm such a good dasher. I might be the best door nasher in history.

[02:47:00] I'll have to be a self-check-out or what?

[02:47:10] Pay with Apple Pay or use your own money?

[02:47:24] Open Apple Wallet to pay with your plus card or use your own money.

[02:47:28] Do I use my own money?

[02:47:37] How many bags? One.

[02:47:41] But you can get me a snack too.

[02:47:43] Pay then take a photo of the receipt, yo.

[02:48:00] Here we go.

[02:48:07] I need you to get a monster out of the bag.

[02:48:17] I need you to split it seven times.

[02:48:23] I think I'll just try a bunch.

[02:48:26] Nice.

[02:48:28] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[02:48:36] Put it back.

[02:48:45] Hey, $31 is not that about one bag, bag seat? Okay.

[02:48:49] Okay, let's get this one.

[02:48:56] Skip.

[02:48:59] Hard.

[02:49:01] Okay.

[02:49:03] Oh, let's redivide it.

[02:49:05] Redivide it.

[02:49:09] I feel like we've got all the man.

[02:49:20] I feel like she's in here.

[02:49:25] Oh, she's...

[02:49:39] picture of receipt

[02:49:48] submit

[02:50:02] you see me man

[02:50:03] not anymore

[02:50:04] door dash now

[02:50:05] yo yeah

[02:50:06] yo

[02:50:07] Oh, yes, I'd be really quick. I got a board actually. I got to do that.

[02:50:11] Let's get a parkour real quick guys.

[02:50:16] Here we go. Let's do it.

[02:50:18] That's a total on our seat. And extra security, huh? 3183.

[02:50:29] All right, thank you guys. It's got a minute drive to the person.

[02:50:37] So there he is, there he is, we're here, they need to go through it.

[02:50:48] Yeah, today I am going to ask for a Scarlet.

[02:50:51] I see you guys.

[02:50:52] Alright Scarlet, I'm on my way.

[02:50:53] Just a quick thought before we go over it in a second.

[02:50:55] Yeah.

[02:50:56] I don't know.

[02:50:58] Smoke a light?

[02:51:00] Smoke a light?

[02:51:10] Slow, no?

[02:51:12] No, slow.

[02:51:16] I don't know.

[02:51:18] Not a lot, not a lot, not a lot.

[02:51:20] They might notice a few shit being missing, but...

[02:51:24] Like, one more, one more, one more, come on.

[02:51:27] It's really good.

[02:51:29] You just shut up.

[02:51:31] Next you'll drown.

[02:51:33] Fuck you.

[02:51:54] how about a show

[02:52:02] don't even gas I get some

[02:52:05] bro just tell the guy to stop and baby

[02:52:11] I already scared him

[02:52:24] I'm

[02:52:27] You know that my ass will do this on door that she got like 16

[02:52:36] Thank you, or that are you guys dumb open up

[02:52:41] I'm gonna show her address

[02:52:43] All right, where she got seven monster, she doesn't need seven.

[02:52:54] She doesn't need, she's not going to notice if there's six or seven.

[02:53:02] These are good flavor too, get ass.

[02:53:04] This ass is good flavor.

[02:53:06] Almost there, almost there.

[02:53:11] Ooh, it's pretty solid right here, shout.

[02:53:16] Okay.

[02:53:17] Alright.

[02:53:18] This is stuck.

[02:53:19] What do you mean?

[02:53:20] It's supposed to be like that.

[02:53:21] Is it?

[02:53:22] Yeah.

[02:53:23] Alright.

[02:53:24] Alright.

[02:53:25] Alright.

[02:53:26] Alright.

[02:53:27] Alright.

[02:53:28] Alright.

[02:53:29] Alright.

[02:53:30] Alright.

[02:53:31] Alright.

[02:53:32] Alright.

[02:53:33] Alright.

[02:53:34] Alright.

[02:53:35] Alright.

[02:53:36] Alright.

[02:53:37] Alright.

[02:53:38] First of all, the Pringles, we ate four chips, sour patch, maybe she'll notice it's open

[02:53:44] and put in a small complaint, and what, then she'll get refunded, and the monster, she's

[02:53:48] not gonna like, notice that there's a, you know what I mean?

[02:53:50] But where do you park?

[02:53:51] Is it part of the parking garage?

[02:53:57] Hellscript, we know you know this person, okay, yeah, I know Scarlett Chat, I know, she

[02:54:02] lives in a parking lot.

[02:54:04] She's at door.

[02:54:05] Wait, did you park in the parking lot under here?

[02:54:08] GG pin. Oh, yeah, no, I've looked across street.

[02:54:12] Can you send me an address while we walk?

[02:54:13] So I can meet you there?

[02:54:15] Huh?

[02:54:16] Can you send me an address while we walk so I can meet you there?

[02:54:18] Oh, yeah.

[02:54:21] Okay.

[02:54:22] Just an address.

[02:54:24] Okay.

[02:54:29] You're almost done.

[02:54:34] Wait, you didn't even get it.

[02:54:35] Okay.

[02:54:36] Thanks, Harry.

[02:54:38] You have an actual Uber Eats account.

[02:54:48] Literally had a guy give me a Uber Eats account.

[02:54:53] Little jaywalk?

[02:54:54] Why would you eat their food?

[02:55:17] Because they're not going to notice if four Pringles are gone.

[02:55:21] Pringles and one monster is gone when they ordered seven in two cases from I guess they're gonna notice four chicks are gone

[02:55:28] If you guys are so annoying, it's not that big of a deal. You're being OD about it

[02:55:39] What's you gonna do file a complaint

[02:55:51] I told you I go on public and girls are just screaming at me dad it's so fucking hard to

[02:56:10] It's so hard to live, so hard to live.

[02:56:25] All right.

[02:56:33] Bro, you're actually,

[02:56:34] yo, why are you all mad about me fucking eating four chips

[02:56:38] out of someone I don't know is DoorDash.

[02:56:41] Why are you all bitching and moaning and complaining,

[02:56:43] bro, stop fucking being little babies.

[02:56:54] Yo, Lacey, I'm literally on the phone

[02:56:56] with a reporter of LA Daily,

[02:56:59] an article of an influencer stunting on DoorDash

[02:57:02] and stealing will go so viral.

[02:57:04] You are so done, buddy.

[02:57:05] How you guys doing?

[02:57:08] How you guys doing?

[02:57:09] Do you guys want to get a quick picture?

[02:57:11] Let's do it.

[02:57:12] Let's do it.

[02:57:13] Let's do it.

[02:57:14] Sorry.

[02:57:15] I'm just door dashing right now.

[02:57:16] Are you ready?

[02:57:17] Thank you.

[02:57:18] Of course.

[02:57:19] Oh my God.

[02:57:20] Thank you.

[02:57:21] No problem.

[02:57:22] Thank you.

[02:57:23] Nice to meet you guys.

[02:57:25] I'm going to be here soon.

[02:57:27] Oh my God.

[02:57:28] Paid actors.

[02:57:29] Paid viewers.

[02:57:30] I'm going to be here soon.

[02:57:31] Paid actors.

[02:57:32] Paid viewers.

[02:57:33] Paid viewers.

[02:57:34] Those girls are underage. You're a predator so I'm a predator for taking pictures with fans

[02:57:41] It's chat

[02:57:58] Who is called in the phone

[02:58:04] who is calling the fucking phone oh shit I have to go left here

[02:58:18] I

[02:58:27] Lice I am lice

[02:58:30] I'm not a sort of traffic fuck this

[02:58:33] We don't fucking waiting. Hell no. I'm a fucking king of this shit. I'm a door-dash driver

[02:58:37] I'm a door-dash driver. I don't wait for traffic traffic waits for me. Oh my god

[02:58:48] Holy shit, I had so much aura.

[02:58:52] Holy fuck, I know the whole Tatch-Fight statement aura right now.

[02:58:56] That was some aura, shit.

[02:58:59] Oh, I took the wrong road.

[02:59:06] I took the wrong fucking road.

[02:59:09] Because this map sucks, bro.

[02:59:10] This over-map sucks.

[02:59:12] Oh

[02:59:17] Only five minutes away

[02:59:21] Only five minutes away, but it's a really like close by dash

[02:59:30] Come up a little bit here come up a little bit not a bad shot left

[02:59:35] There you go.

[02:59:36] Love it, love it, love it.

[02:59:42] Alright Chad, five minutes away.

[02:59:47] Chad, you guys be honest, I think I'm a good door doctor.

[03:00:33] I have to meet her at the door?

[03:00:52] Wait, how bad is it lagging?

[03:01:01] I'm not waiting for traffic, I'm the type of guy I am.

[03:01:22] I'm the type of guy that skip traffic when it matters.

[03:01:25] I'm the fucking, someone give me a superhero name that has DoorDash in it.

[03:01:30] I'm the DoorDash Disciple.

[03:01:32] I'm the DoorDash Disciple.

[03:01:35] I will make sure your food gets there on time.

[03:01:46] This lady's waving at me in the middle of the road, Jack.

[03:02:00] I'm about to fucking shred traffic right now like you see all these cars when

[03:02:10] you're on a bike you don't have to wait for that like you literally just don't

[03:02:15] have to wait for traffic because I just have like I'm just a big y'all come to

[03:02:19] I'm the big dick doordasher.

[03:02:22] I'm the big dick doordasher.

[03:02:25] That's my new nickname, the big dick doordasher.

[03:02:37] Oh, I am really in the hood.

[03:02:42] Oh, I am really in the hood right now, Chad.

[03:02:44] I'm really in the hood.

[03:02:46] We are in the hood! Hashtag Projects!

[03:03:10] Oh no! Oh it's a busy ass road!

[03:03:15] Please let me go. Thank you so much. Oh

[03:03:20] Thank you

[03:03:27] W Gruns

[03:03:30] I'm almost there chat

[03:03:33] I'm almost there. We're about a minute away. The order is expected by 442

[03:03:38] I'm fucking five minutes late already. I'm five minutes late already

[03:03:45] dude

[03:03:47] There's no way I took that long shopping

[03:03:51] I'm so something is here at all. It's a I'm getting a zero dollar tip, bro

[03:04:08] I don't think Drew is anywhere near.

[03:04:20] All right, Scarlet, aura has arrived, Scarlet, aura has arrived.

[03:04:37] Okay, now how do I get to her?

[03:04:41] Okay, okay, I think I see Scarlett, I think I see Scarlett.

[03:04:47] Are you looking cool on this thing?

[03:04:49] I look cool?

[03:04:50] Yeah.

[03:04:51] Yeah, I know.

[03:04:53] Yo, the order was expected at 442,

[03:04:55] I'm already seven minutes late.

[03:04:57] I'm already seven minutes late.

[03:04:59] All right, guys, let's go back.

[03:05:31] I'll be fine by night.

[03:05:33] Why is my car not on?

[03:05:35] It doesn't.

[03:05:39] Your hat's in my car, I think.

[03:05:41] Your hat's in my car.

[03:06:01] Sorry, I'm Door-dashing. Sorry about that, I'm Door-dashing.

[03:06:09] Okay, my name is Scarlet. It means looking for a customer.

[03:06:14] Okay, hold on close. I'm here.

[03:06:15] Scarlet? Scarlet?

[03:06:21] Sorry about the wait a little bit for my first day on Door-dashing.

[03:06:24] Thank you so much. I hope you enjoy your snacks and monsters.

[03:06:28] Let's do it.

[03:06:31] Okay. Wait, do I need a picture? Do I need a picture?

[03:06:35] All confirmed delivery? Complete delivery?

[03:06:37] Bang! Completed delivery! Completed delivery!

[03:06:42] Completed delivery!

[03:06:53] What is this?

[03:06:54] What?

[03:06:58] What?

[03:06:59] Unfortunately, due to user feedback reflecting consistently, low ratings today, we have removed

[03:07:13] your driver account access pursuant to the community guidelines.

[03:07:17] You can learn more about the reasons for losing account access and the options still available

[03:07:21] to you on our webpage.

[03:07:23] Understanding why drivers in delivery people lose account access.

[03:07:26] of account access is also addressed in your agreements with Uber and the

[03:07:29] community guidelines. We understand that this news may be disappointing, but we

[03:07:32] aim to make sure that everyone using our platform has a positive experience.

[03:07:35] That's why we ask riders, drivers, consumers, and delivery people for

[03:07:39] feedback after each trip. Your account has been deactivated.

[03:07:43] Reach for me.

[03:07:46] Wow, what if you're too wrong?

[03:07:56] There's no way I got fired after two orders.

[03:08:11] There's no way I got fired after two orders.

[03:08:14] So let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. No, no, no, let me get this straight

[03:08:17] Let me get this straight

[03:08:18] We get a straight. I do one order. I get a 50 cent tip. I do another order

[03:08:24] I make six dollars on the other order and then I get fucking banned on Uber. Are we trolling?

[03:08:31] I get banned. I get banned. I just got banned on Uber Eats. I just got banned on Uber Eats

[03:08:44] I

[03:08:51] Do doordash, what do we do or that I already applied for doordash earlier, and they denied me

[03:09:00] There's no way I got me

[03:09:04] No, I actually feel

[03:09:07] It's just I'm like

[03:09:09] 500 bucks or something I

[03:09:11] Actually feel like a asshole

[03:09:14] Send him 15k, I guess you can make that off DoorDash?

[03:09:24] He just cause I ate the food.

[03:09:28] What if the chat was being weird and they reported that account?

[03:09:32] Cause they knew his name.

[03:09:33] Yeah, all I know is Joseph though.

[03:09:44] could have been watching

[03:09:55] dude

[03:10:01] bro

[03:10:04] am I an asshole?

[03:10:06] Well, give me your 200 completed orders in a row, and a 99% rating.

[03:10:27] best to desktop son. How far is it to the crib? Oh my god. How far is it? How far?

[03:10:43] We're lowkey deep. It's so far back to the crib. It's so far back to the crib bro. I'm

[03:10:52] I'm not kidding, it's so far!

[03:10:56] It's so far!

[03:10:57] What?

[03:10:58] It's 40 fucking minutes.

[03:11:17] That's nothing we got time.

[03:11:19] Y'all, y'all deadass want me to stream the ride back chat?

[03:11:24] Y'all go vibe with me in a chat while I do it?

[03:11:26] Forty minute bike has crazy...

[03:11:31] Yeah.

[03:11:32] You're realistically with the bike, I could cut traffic, so you might want me to do a

[03:11:37] 20.

[03:11:38] Right?

[03:11:39] Maybe.

[03:11:40] 20, not 20 year crazy, but...

[03:11:41] I think all this crazy...

[03:11:42] Yeah.

[03:11:43] You need to charge your...

[03:11:44] We want a backup.

[03:11:45] Yeah.

[03:11:46] Wait.

[03:11:47] Here.

[03:11:48] Here, let's try a pop-up.

[03:11:50] What do I do?

[03:11:57] Bro, leave this person's house?

[03:11:59] Yeah, at least we got nothing else to do.

[03:12:01] Okay, so do you guys want me to end stream

[03:12:03] or do you all want me to drive back to the crib?

[03:12:05] Let me know.

[03:12:09] Now, Lacey, that poor guy's gonna be broke now.

[03:12:12] Bro, didn't he say he was going to work?

[03:12:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:12:15] He would actually do his side shift.

[03:12:17] Hey bro, send him my $250.

[03:12:19] All right.

[03:12:21] $250, bro, what?

[03:12:23] At least five, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:12:25] I'm not sending him $500.

[03:12:26] Bro, you fucked his shit.

[03:12:28] Huh?

[03:12:28] You fucked his shit, why?

[03:12:29] Okay, but he knew the risk given someone his door-dashing talent.

[03:12:32] Yeah, but I told him you were gonna be a regular fucking daster.

[03:12:36] I was, I not?

[03:12:37] Bro, you were eating the food, you fucking baddie.

[03:12:39] Okay, I had a little snack.

[03:12:40] A little snack, you tried every fucking egg on me.

[03:12:47] I'm not giving him a thousand dollars.

[03:12:54] Y'all wrongs, can you put a Flapton GTA map on the screen and put like a, I don't know,

[03:13:04] whose account was that?

[03:13:05] It was, it was Joseph, it was the guy that you guys saw on stream outside the house.

[03:13:09] He was letting me use his account, but now he's banned.

[03:13:32] I doubt he expected you to get him banned.

[03:13:35] Man, fuck you, bro! You guys act like I did it on purpose!

[03:13:38] Y'all act like I did it on purpose.

[03:13:48] Like obviously it was clearly a fucking accident.

[03:13:57] You ate the person's food, what do you expect?

[03:14:10] Bro, he could just make a new account, it's not a big deal.

[03:14:14] Wait, do you want it to face you?

[03:14:16] Like, do you want it to be like this?

[03:14:18] Not when it was.

[03:14:19] For sure?

[03:14:20] Yeah.

[03:14:21] Just so you can like, see?

[03:14:24] Nah.

[03:14:25] He can't make a new account? Wait, why?

[03:14:33] Nah, I just got fired, bro. I'm good.

[03:14:37] To do what?

[03:14:42] I'm okay, man. I'm done with real jobs, bro. I just got fired from fuckin' dope from Uber Eats.

[03:14:48] Yeah.

[03:14:49] I

[03:15:02] Darla just said can you door-dash me I got fired darla I got fired I want Panera

[03:15:13] Since you're a door-dash or now can you bring me Panera?

[03:15:19] No can do, I got fired.

[03:15:49] you

[03:16:19] you

[03:16:49] you

[03:17:19] you

[03:17:49] you

[03:18:19] You

[03:18:49] I don't know how I fit this.

[03:18:56] Oh, I'm gonna cut off a fire truck?

[03:19:04] not the best show, Le. Probably not the best show here, Le.

[03:19:22] I hope y'all can just relax and vibe out in the chat together.

[03:19:25] We got a bit of a full, we got a long ass car ride home on a bike, dude.

[03:19:29] Like, I'm talking long ass ride home.

[03:19:34] I might be able to shorten it on the bike because it is prime LA traffic, so I

[03:19:41] Think I can skip most traffic on this, but

[03:19:45] We're gonna see we're gonna see what I can do here

[03:19:48] Oh, and my speaker just died so now I have no music either. Ha! Yo rums, I'm not gonna lie rums!

[03:20:05] Is there anyone who can play music over just like somehow like a little quiet over the like sound so the

[03:20:12] check and at least listen to something like to maybe take song request from the

[03:20:19] chat I don't know

[03:20:26] hit by a car there oh I sell in corner okay stuck in traffic once again

[03:20:42] Oh, wrong side of the road here.

[03:20:52] I mean, wow, the time just keeps going up, huh?

[03:20:59] Just keeps fucking going up

[03:21:13] Maybe drive faster yo rums are you playing music or are you not doing anything?

[03:21:18] He isn't home

[03:21:29] It doesn't just play music actually it doesn't just play music instantly oh it doesn't I guess it doesn't

[03:21:39] guess what buddy it's literally a clickable button that's all you have to do is just click a button

[03:21:42] All I have to do is click a button.

[03:21:44] Oh my gosh, bro.

[03:21:47] We got a long ass drive chat.

[03:21:49] Chatty, y'all want me to end streamer?

[03:21:51] Y'all want me to stay live and make the drive

[03:21:53] and then do desktop when I get back?

[03:21:55] Oh, here we go, pre-chat saying ran a red light, ran a red light, ran a red light, ran a red light, you just ran a red light.

[03:22:25] GG, ran a red light. Brother, it's a blinking red. That means you're allowed to run it.

[03:22:38] It's a blinking red. If it's a blinking red light, you are allowed to run it. Facts. Facts.

[03:22:43] Y'all don't know traffic laws like Little A. King L.A. does. Watch this chat. I'm really

[03:22:48] getting better at maneuvering traffic with this. All this holdup, all this buildup in

[03:22:53] What do I do? I go into the turning lane, and then I cut a little bit ahead.

[03:23:02] Oh, fuck. Okay. Almost had a little crash there.

[03:23:05] Almost had a little crash there.

[03:23:11] Oh, shit.

[03:23:13] Okay. Not a bad shout.

[03:23:23] That was really close, I'm not going to lie.

[03:23:33] Did you guys see that or no?

[03:23:40] on this you all see that

[03:23:55] you can see the directions because the sun's in my eyes dude. Wait a sec, what's that thing that you can get on a helmet that like blocks the sun?

[03:24:02] You all know what I'm talking about?

[03:24:10] Wait, me and this guy are matching motorcycles.

[03:24:17] I'm just going to follow him, I feel like he knows how to come up in traffic.

[03:24:30] I saw your age bar.

[03:24:32] Oh my God, I'm going to follow him.

[03:24:36] Oh my God, did we squeeze that?

[03:24:43] Did we fit that?

[03:24:50] Nice.

[03:24:51] Brother, I think we make that.

[03:24:56] I think we make that.

[03:24:57] We do make that.

[03:24:58] Oh my God.

[03:24:59] Me and this guy have so much horror.

[03:25:00] Go, go, go, go, go.

[03:25:01] Go, go, go, go, go.

[03:25:02] Go, go, go, go, go.

[03:25:03] Go, go, go, go.

[03:25:04] This guy has so much aura. Oh my god. We'll just skip in the whole traffic segment

[03:25:16] You know a motorcycle in LA might be the best thing ever I just cut off four minutes

[03:25:22] No, I'm following you. It's my first day riding. So you're my instructor

[03:25:39] Don't be lying don't be lying

[03:25:41] Oh, this guy's so, this guy's got so much more, bro.

[03:25:49] Oh my God.

[03:25:50] He's just swirling through traffic like a God.

[03:25:53] You know, this guy's tough.

[03:25:55] This guy's so tough.

[03:25:57] Oh, what do mean just like him?

[03:25:59] Oh, he looked back and just gave me a thumbs up chat.

[03:26:12] Wait, he said nice bike dude. I want to get one like you

[03:26:23] You think you've been that shadow no

[03:26:29] Which is it fun watching a bike feel he's like it's like not like normal

[03:26:38] That's good

[03:26:41] Yeah, they fired me they said I was eating the meatless food that I was doing orders I had one shit

[03:26:49] one shit

[03:26:52] Bunch of assholes over there

[03:26:54] I know, yeah they've been giving me a one-star review

[03:27:04] It's insane

[03:27:06] Yeah, I hope so gotta find a new job now

[03:27:14] So I'm doing maybe I'm just starting slang and dope

[03:27:21] Start smuggling in slang and dope hero and all that have a good day

[03:27:26] Hey!

[03:27:34] Wait, check, this guy's bike pops.

[03:27:36] Why does it mind me that?

[03:27:41] Oh my God.

[03:27:43] There's so much traffic.

[03:27:50] And we are just swerving lanes right now.

[03:27:52] I love this guy. I love this guy.

[03:28:01] You know, I kind of want to give you guys like a road cam. Y'all want me to swap it to the road?

[03:28:16] Or do you guys like it on my face?

[03:28:22] Tell me how you got laid

[03:28:28] Tell me how you got laid

[03:28:34] Oh my god, I know what he does

[03:28:36] He uses the turning lane

[03:28:38] and then gets ahead of everyone

[03:28:40] Oh my god

[03:28:44] This guy is teaching me so much

[03:28:49] This guy is teaching me so much

[03:28:52] You're teaching me a lot right now!

[03:28:56] No, just me!

[03:29:05] Uh oh.

[03:29:15] Hell, rider.

[03:29:16] I'm a good rider, man.

[03:29:17] I'm a good rider.

[03:29:18] Okay, it said 40 minute drive and I've been driving for 12 minutes now it says 28

[03:29:25] That's how you cut traffic and that's how you cut time down

[03:29:42] If you think this guy doesn't like me

[03:29:48] All right, I learned enough from him I learned enough. Thank you so much, Padawan. Thank you

[03:30:04] Fucked up there took the wrong lane chat. I'm such a fucking twerp. El Torp in the chat El Torp

[03:30:11] Painted I cut around all this traffic here

[03:30:15] Time to be time to be time

[03:30:18] I

[03:30:25] Want to flip the cam for y'all, but I don't it's gonna take me a sec to do it

[03:30:31] Y'all what y'all actually want a road cam for sure. I got you hold on

[03:30:34] I'm gonna stop right here and do it do it. I'm gonna do it really quick. Okay

[03:30:48] Okay, there you go. I got you out with a road cam. Y'all fuck with that. Y'all got a first

[03:31:11] person view. WKM in a chat. Yo, the bike segments are hitting.

[03:31:18] So you can see right here all this traffic.

[03:31:41] I'm not going to wait for this traffic.

[03:31:44] I just skip it.

[03:31:45] That's why having a bike during fucking like prime LA traffic is just like fire, because

[03:31:57] I just don't have to wait for all this traffic.

[03:32:01] So right now the camera's getting a little unsteady as you all can see.

[03:32:04] I'm going to have to fix it in a sec here.

[03:32:09] Wait, why is it?

[03:32:21] Wait, what did I do for it to start coming apart?

[03:32:36] So right here, y'all see it's a red light, right?

[03:32:38] For me it's not.

[03:33:02] Am I on the highway? Why am I on the highway?

[03:33:04] Why am I not on the highway?

[03:33:08] Why am I about to be on the highway?

[03:33:22] Wait, I don't want to go on the highway. I didn't know highways.

[03:33:25] I didn't know highways on the rail.

[03:33:27] Oh, big-ass bump. Sorry, Chad.

[03:33:38] you

[03:34:08] you

[03:34:38] you

[03:35:08] you

[03:35:38] you

[03:36:08] you

[03:36:38] you

[03:37:08] you

[03:37:38] you

[03:38:08] you

[03:38:38] you

[03:39:08] you

[03:39:38] I

[03:39:43] Be like some high-production ass segment, but it was a plan saying

[03:39:49] Tomorrow with rugger gonna be land savings. It's not gonna be some fucking high-production shit

[03:39:55] And then you'll have days like yesterday where it's random where me and Ron

[03:40:01] Go to Rodeo

[03:40:08] Oh

[03:40:38] How you doing? How long do you think the wave's gonna be here at the end of it?

[03:40:50] Uh, I got fired. Yeah, I got fired. Uh, yeah, let me do, uh, let me do, let me do a quick

[03:41:07] Little uh, we do a double double. No onion, please no onion

[03:41:12] Thank you brother double double no onion. Uh, yeah

[03:41:19] No, no drink I'm okay actually I do a couple water

[03:41:24] A box is fine. Thank you

[03:41:34] Yeah

[03:41:36] Thank you so much

[03:41:53] Chad die starts tomorrow bro die starts tomorrow, bro

[03:41:56] Very normal to have a little cheat meal on a diet.

[03:42:06] It's very normal to have one little cheat meal on a diet, but I've been doing really

[03:42:09] good sticking to my diet and shit.

[03:42:12] It's very normal to have one little cheat meal.

[03:42:25] facts they see you look skinny anyways thank you bro I appreciate it I actually

[03:42:28] have been looking good can I get a fax in the chat

[03:42:32] I do not have paid chatters.

[03:42:55] Okay, if I have paid chatters and all the paid chatters, type the same message in the chat

[03:43:00] right now. Yeah, now what? Now what?

[03:43:25] All right, now if you're all paid

[03:43:26] chatters, everybody stop typing at the same time.

[03:43:30] You need the calories, you're looking skinny Lacey, thank you.

[03:44:00] Oh, shit.

[03:44:18] How does that even happen?

[03:44:21] How does that even happen?

[03:44:39] It clips back on, does it?

[03:44:50] I don't think it does.

[03:45:00] Wait.

[03:45:20] Other way. Here we go.

[03:45:36] Wait, Chad, where do I pay?

[03:45:40] Yo, my underwear are getting gripped up all up in my ass, I got a fool on wedgie and the

[03:45:53] people behind me right now are probably witnessing me pick my fucking wedgie.

[03:46:10] Oh

[03:46:32] Ah

[03:46:34] Ah

[03:46:38] Ah

[03:46:40] Well, I think I might have lice.

[03:46:55] Dude my underwear are all up in- yo y'all ever get like a crazy mean wedgie where your underwear

[03:47:00] Fooly. Did I just get banned on Twitch?

[03:47:26] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[03:47:29] Bro

[03:47:32] This is hurting my my my my nuts in my butt. I feel like I had this on wrong

[03:47:52] Well, I'm slipping in shit dude

[03:47:54] L in and out bro it's a safety hazard out here for bikers

[03:48:10] Well, I wish I had a speaker to listen to music to I can't even imagine what the fuck rums is playing right now

[03:48:18] How you doing

[03:48:20] I was double double with no iron in the fire.

[03:48:22] Yep, that would be the one.

[03:48:24] 9 seconds.

[03:48:25] Yep, here is the...wait, let me see.

[03:48:28] Here's the code, right there.

[03:48:30] I see.

[03:48:31] Uh, no, thank you.

[03:48:32] No, thank you.

[03:48:39] Okay.

[03:48:41] Shadam, how are you looking, Gadiah?

[03:48:54] Grumps do your job challenge level impossible.

[03:48:59] How you doing?

[03:49:06] Here for Dornash.

[03:49:07] Oh, no, thank you

[03:49:11] What's that?

[03:49:14] Yes, please. Thank you

[03:49:17] Thank you so much you too. Oh, how am I supposed to how am I supposed to do this chat?

[03:49:25] Chat they just gave me a box

[03:49:29] How am I I'm on a bike I can't make a delivery like this

[03:49:37] That's what they meant when they said bag or bag.

[03:50:07] box? You know what, fuck it.

[03:51:07] I can't even eat on stream without a shabby on dick about it.

[03:51:36] I'll give it to you. I'm gonna be honest, bro. I'll give it a

[03:51:44] real deal.

[03:51:51] Because y'all spam piggy and fat ass and you're so fat every time I eat on

[03:52:00] stream, I'm starting sticking my fingers down my throat and making myself throw up

[03:52:06] Because of you guys call me fat 24-7 every time I eat bro. I'm giving it a real

[03:52:13] And it's sad that I even have to deal with that and go through that because I look at myself in the mirror

[03:52:17] And I'm like damn I lost a hundred pounds, but I still get called fat every day fat this fat that and

[03:52:23] now it's like I

[03:52:25] Eat try to eat on stream and I got the chat spamming pig emojis

[03:52:30] Thousands of people tens of thousands of people

[03:52:32] Calling me a pig, calling me a whale, calling me a fat ass.

[03:52:36] Body dysmorphia is real, bro, and I'm saying it right now,

[03:52:40] I genuinely think that the word fat is a slur.

[03:52:45] I think that when people call other people fat,

[03:52:49] that should be considered a slur. Like going around calling people fat

[03:52:52] is just not normal, but like you're making people look at themselves in a

[03:52:56] different way and in a negative way

[03:52:58] when we're all just human. And you guys want to see her call me fat, call me a pig.

[03:53:02] I'm just being honest, bro. That's how it makes me feel.

[03:53:05] And it's like, I really think that the word fat should be considered a slur,

[03:53:08] and people need to check themselves before going around calling people fat and pigs,

[03:53:12] because it really is giving me body dysmorphia.

[03:53:32] Great Clips, Yoxic, get that one up.

[03:53:43] I mean, brother, I bet Yoxic can relate, chat.

[03:53:48] Yoxic probably gets caught fat every day by people online, people on Twitter.

[03:53:53] Probably like his family members.

[03:53:55] Yoxic can probably relate to that one, bro.

[03:54:02] Nox said I'm a skinny king.

[03:54:11] Nox, how much of a fat booty I want to fuck you, I want to fuck your ass, Nox.

[03:54:22] Why do I hear a minecraft pig?

[03:54:42] What are you talking about?

[03:54:49] Hold on.

[03:54:56] Hey Chad, we out?

[03:55:07] We out?

[03:55:15] We in and out

[03:55:27] Lacey I just got twitched to watch your streams never realize how toxic your chat is their genuine dicks to you

[03:55:47] All of us from TikTok really like you. Thank you rather appreciate you go

[03:55:57] It's not a fake chat.

[03:56:01] What do I benefit from fucking reading a fake chat?

[03:56:08] Oh, this is like the most dangerous road to pull out of, by the way, because there's

[03:56:16] so many cars and because the in and out line is always down the block, you can never see

[03:56:21] if there's a car you're pulling in front of.

[03:56:24] it is like insanely dangerous but it doesn't matter you want to know why

[03:56:29] because I have a bike generally watch this

[03:56:35] The new car is on my ass behind me for once.

[03:56:49] Fucking little ass bitch ass car bro.

[03:56:55] That little shit.

[03:56:57] That little shit.

[03:57:00] Cuz I'm slow. I'm not slow

[03:57:13] So this is slow to you guys right now what I'm doing. No, this is fast. It's efficient. This is fast and efficient

[03:57:29] I'm gonna be honest so I am...

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[04:12:39] W-day Chad W. Day come on. That was a fire sIRL segment facts

[04:12:50] I something out

[04:12:59] I didn't get your shit.

[04:13:02] I didn't get your shit, bro.

[04:13:05] Bro, I'm gonna lie.

[04:13:07] Yeah, this is crazy in traffic.

[04:13:09] What do you mean? Bro, I drove for 40 fucking minutes. How long did it take you?

[04:13:14] What's the other half of the mic?

[04:13:16] 20 minutes, got in and out, and ate there.

[04:13:19] Damn.

[04:13:21] I mean, I got back like 15 minutes ago, 10 minutes ago.

[04:13:25] Yeah, I would have gotten back, I would have gotten back like 15, 20 minutes before you.

[04:13:28] So from now on, if we ever have somewhere to go, that's not too crazy far, and it's

[04:13:36] like prime LA traffic, I need y'all to remind me that I can take the bike, so we can just

[04:13:41] skip traffic.

[04:13:42] Oh, where's the Wi-Fi?

[04:13:43] All right, could you take this?

[04:13:44] I'm just trying to get to the Wi-Fi.

[04:13:45] There's somebody popping up.

[04:13:46] Look at all these suitcases we got.

[04:13:47] For what?

[04:13:48] For what?

[04:13:49] For what?

[04:13:50] For what?

[04:13:51] For what?

[04:13:52] For what?

[04:13:53] For what?

[04:13:54] For what?

[04:13:55] For what?

[04:13:56] For what?

[04:13:57] Oh

[04:14:11] Go to Jason

[04:14:17] Chad I see that being though you clip that shit is crazy though the students got smacked

[04:14:23] This house is dirty bro this house is literally clean. What are you guys saying?

[04:14:36] Yo, did you watch back of BMW clip? No, bro you guys see how I was how close I mean

[04:14:44] I think the angle of the camera makes it look crazier Marlon Ed. Yeah brought it to you

[04:14:54] Wait, how close was it? I mean, I think the camera angle makes it look close. Let me see

[04:15:02] How yeah, was it really that close like how close

[04:15:12] I came yo, I'm not gonna lie. I know Twitter. I guarantee these comments are miserable somehow about me

[04:15:19] Somehow, these comments are going to be mad and miserable about me watching.

[04:15:26] When is he going to realize this is what Norville will have to do when they sub to him?

[04:15:29] He's going to feel like a fool.

[04:15:34] Dude acts poor for nothing.

[04:15:40] The world's not a grinder.

[04:15:42] He's trying to have kids and teens make it seem like it's cool to not have a job.

[04:15:49] yeah

[04:15:55] back on the highway

[04:15:57] back on the highway

[04:15:59] back on the highway

[04:16:01] hate on wheels

[04:16:03] yo what is this on the bottom of my scrap?

[04:16:05] the merge! i have to f***ing merge!

[04:16:07] please let me merge!

[04:16:09] please!

[04:16:11] is it?

[04:16:13] oh my god this is it

[04:16:15] f***ing die f***ing die

[04:16:17] oh i genuinely might as well just f***ing die

[04:16:19] Where's the clip?

[04:16:26] Lacey updates

[04:16:29] What the fuck is that?

[04:16:31] No way, Lacey, no way, JD gets his job.

[04:16:33] Wait, JD's posting clips?

[04:16:35] What?

[04:16:37] Cause it's scary on the highway, you have no idea!

[04:16:42] Drew, I can't see you!

[04:16:44] where I keep the camera angle exaggerates no because you bro that

[04:16:52] does not exaggerate it this guy's sped up on me

[04:16:58] I

[04:17:05] Know it's still crazy

[04:17:09] Drill I can't see where you

[04:17:15] Imagine like you break there's something you wouldn't you know crazy when I was driving that when I was driving left

[04:17:20] I saw it was a month. It was two black guys and

[04:17:24] I

[04:17:26] I looked over and the dude was on his phone, just texting at the light.

[04:17:30] Bro, that's probably what happened.

[04:17:32] I'm sorry, last second and so no breaks.

[04:17:34] Bro, I was a split second away from getting hit.

[04:17:37] How is he going to get hit by a new car?

[04:17:38] Drew, I can't, oh my God!

[04:17:40] See, bro, he almost like hit my back wheel.

[04:17:43] See where I'm going!

[04:17:46] Bro, this is why you should not be texting and driving, bro.

[04:17:49] I'm literally, I'm going less than 15 miles per hour stopping at a red light

[04:17:53] and this guy speeds up at the light and almost hit me because he's on his phone.

[04:17:55] Drew, I can't see where, look, look at this friend,

[04:17:58] you can see him, you can see him be like,

[04:17:59] yo, yo, yo, look, look, they're on his phone.

[04:18:01] They're both on their phones.

[04:18:03] Drew, I can't see where.

[04:18:08] Holy shit, and how much wanna bet?

[04:18:09] I looked at these comments and there's at least

[04:18:11] one or two people saying it's my phone.

[04:18:21] No eye protection on a motorcycle is insane.

[04:18:23] I wish he got hit.

[04:18:41] The vessel makes traffic segments kind of entertaining and relaxing.

[04:18:45] At least he solved traffic segments.

[04:18:55] Go to Jason?

[04:18:56] Where's he at?

[04:19:00] Holy shit, his hair is chopped.

[04:19:08] You.

[04:19:15] It looks good.

[04:19:31] I don't know about good.

[04:19:32] Do you give me a favor, I'll be in the nose perhaps there's.

[04:19:36] Yeah, I'm not sure there's a camera angle, look a little high.

[04:20:01] Go see Ron.

[04:20:02] I'm not going to see Ron, bro.

[04:20:04] You guys want me to go see Ron?

[04:20:05] Because something happened.

[04:20:06] What happened with Ron?

[04:20:07] Anybody have a clip?

[04:20:08] What happened with Ron?

[04:20:10] Yo, JD, can you do me a favor and post the clip of me

[04:20:13] saying that I think the word fact should be a slur?

[04:20:16] Please, thank you.

[04:20:32] Should I do it right now or should I wait till a little bit later?

[04:20:50] I feel like we should wait a little bit.

[04:20:52] It's in the cabinet, it's in my like, the cabinet, I feel like my vitamins are going to reach to the right by the sink.

[04:21:07] GTA?

[04:21:12] I don't like this shirt. Can I feel it's a cure for this shirt? I'm going to go change it to a better shirt, a better outfit, okay? I'll be right back.

[04:21:18] I'm back, I'm back.

[04:21:48] Take the red off.

[04:22:05] Oh, look at his dad, bro.

[04:22:10] What is his dad doing?

[04:22:11] Oh, he's on desktop.

[04:22:12] What?

[04:22:13] There's a mic in here.

[04:22:14] Yo, how about I fuck you?

[04:22:15] How's that?

[04:22:16] How about I fuck you, how's that?

[04:22:19] How about I fuck you nice and good?

[04:22:22] All right, oh wait, you know what I didn't do?

[04:22:24] You wanna get in the car with me?

[04:22:26] No, check, you know what I realized?

[04:22:27] A little bit is take the compression shirt off.

[04:22:33] But I was trying to be like spider-man,

[04:22:35] that's why, let me take it off real quick.

[04:22:36] You're a monster to me.

[04:22:37] No, I'm not.

[04:22:41] I'm gonna take it off, I'm gonna take it off, I'm gonna take it off.

[04:22:43] You know what, I'm actually a pro at taking shirts off while I have them on.

[04:22:51] Because in gym class, back when I was like in like seventh and eighth grade or in high

[04:22:56] school, I would take my shirt off without taking the shirt on top of it off, if that

[04:23:01] makes sense.

[04:23:02] So I would put my gym shirt on, then I'd take my uniform shirt off with it on so I didn't

[04:23:07] have to show my body to all the people in school because they would just make fun of

[04:23:12] me and call me fat. So I would always do this every gym class. I'd put my gym shirt on and

[04:23:20] I'd take my current shirt that was on under it off and I'd go like this. Remind us when

[04:23:34] Can we give a fuck?

[04:23:36] Okay.

[04:23:38] Okay.

[04:23:40] W chest hair.

[04:23:41] Yo, yo, see the chest hair?

[04:23:42] Dead ass.

[04:23:43] Look.

[04:23:45] Look.

[04:23:48] Oh, wait.

[04:23:48] I'm trying to lighten that a little bit.

[04:23:50] Y'all, that ass, you see the fling of it?

[04:23:53] Come on!

[04:23:54] Little chest hair, eh?

[04:23:56] Little chest hair, baby.

[04:24:01] Hitting pubry at 23.

[04:24:05] Shirts a little big on me though

[04:24:13] I got more hair on my dick, okay

[04:24:22] Here's the wrong

[04:24:24] I can't even just enjoy any like I'm dead ass like what was the point of modding you

[04:24:40] I'm not even gonna give y'all chance, let us, I don't know, that.

[04:24:45] Hey, what?

[04:24:50] You're fucking watching it?

[04:24:52] Yeah, I know I'm watching it, but I don't understand.

[04:24:54] The chat was just rage baiting him?

[04:24:59] Bro, y'all saying he was getting rage baited, chat was trolling.

[04:25:03] Brother, you guys can't hate.

[04:25:07] And then when someone gets mad about it, just say, oh, it was rage bait.

[04:25:13] It doesn't work like that, bro.

[04:25:15] You can't hate in general, whether it's in a chat, in a column, in fucking comments.

[04:25:22] And then when someone gets mad about it, be like, oh, it was just rage bait, bro.

[04:25:26] No!

[04:25:27] That's the fucking cover-up of you hating.

[04:25:35] I could not be a streamer, Lacey.

[04:25:37] your soul need. I don't know how you do it. You actually have the mind of a lion and a

[04:25:41] stallion. Your mental is so strong and you deserve everything you ever had.

[04:25:47] No, what is it?

[04:25:56] Pig, I read fake chats because I'm a piggy.

[04:26:09] Stop fucking calling me a piggy, bro.

[04:26:11] I don't like that shit.

[04:26:12] I don't like that shit, bro.

[04:26:14] You're not fucking calling me a piggy, dude!

[04:26:23] I'm a kid!

[04:26:24] I can hear you little schoolboy!

[04:26:44] I'm trying to get my edits, bro.

[04:26:54] I'm trying to get my edits.

[04:26:55] I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to kick you off a toolkit and hire someone else, bro.

[04:26:58] Like you suck at your job, dude.

[04:26:59] You suck at your job, bro.

[04:27:00] I'm trying to get my edits, bro.

[04:27:01] All the girls, they always DM me, yo, can you give us edit material today?

[04:27:05] What was that?

[04:27:09] What was that?

[04:27:13] Chad has been so much better since Snowy hasn't typed today.

[04:27:26] That true?

[04:27:29] All right.

[04:27:33] Let's do some reactions.

[04:27:34] Let's do some reactions.

[04:27:36] How does a humiliation ritual in a made outfit after losing a bet to J.C.?

[04:27:47] Do you know who I'm talking about?

[04:27:54] Oh, fuck no more.

[04:28:08] Do you know who I'm talking about?

[04:28:12] Yo, whoever says...

[04:28:17] Whoever says, I'm not going to lie, Marlon.

[04:28:20] You've worn worse shit.

[04:28:25] Like, let's be honest.

[04:28:26] He's worn worse shit than this.

[04:28:31] I've seen Marlon in rainbow shorts and a crop top.

[04:28:34] This is not that bad.

[04:28:36] This is not that this is this made outfit is not that bad,

[04:28:39] if we're being honest.

[04:28:40] This is not that bad, bro.

[04:28:42] This is shorts, cloth.

[04:28:44] What do you need?

[04:28:47] I'm gonna be honest though, he did scam.

[04:28:51] Oh, never mind, he took his shorts off.

[04:28:54] Did you meet anyone's grandparents or parents this year?

[04:28:59] That's what you want!

[04:29:01] That's what you want!

[04:29:06] W Humiliation Actual.

[04:29:12] List of the top 10 U.S. states with the lowest IQ?

[04:29:16] Mississippi, Louisiana, California, Hawaii, Alabama, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona,

[04:29:22] Arkansas, Tennessee. Notice how California is on this list? Notice how

[04:29:31] California is not on this list? Wait, why is it that the person that's used as a

[04:29:35] a low IQ. It's third. Yeah, California's third, but Pennsylvania's not on this list.

[04:29:49] At least you rate my motorcycle at it.

[04:29:54] I

[04:30:04] Leave that it's to lay low girl leave that it's to lay low dude. This is not an edit. You just put music over a bunch of fucking videos

[04:30:14] Sending another one to your PL nice

[04:30:16] TDR was so impressed that at least he changed his life around and had the craziest glow-up.

[04:30:21] See, I like seeing stuff like this, man.

[04:30:24] Tell me why Lacey looked at me all over the century.

[04:30:26] I know, right?

[04:30:27] What was fucking crazy?

[04:30:28] Full glaze, Lacey used to be a bowling ball.

[04:30:31] Now?

[04:30:32] Okay.

[04:30:33] I did not used to be a...

[04:30:35] First off, I did not used to be a bowling ball.

[04:30:38] I don't know where that's coming from.

[04:30:40] Was I slightly overweight?

[04:30:45] weight? Sure. Yeah. Yes. I was slightly overweight. Yeah. Okay. Um, I did not used to ever, never

[04:30:54] was once in my life ever. Have I ever been considered at bowling ball weight? So don't

[04:30:59] know where that's coming from. Um, curvy ass ball. All right. So we're not gonna say I

[04:31:06] was a bowling ball, but let's see what he says next.

[04:31:08] Now he's logging.

[04:31:10] No, I really have to join in there.

[04:31:12] He's good at sports.

[04:31:13] Thank you.

[04:31:14] He's good at basketball.

[04:31:15] Really?

[04:31:16] Oh yeah, he's good at shoes.

[04:31:17] I'm a good boy.

[04:31:18] I need to take him on a one.

[04:31:19] I guarantee you he wouldn't score a bucket.

[04:31:20] Sorry, Lacey.

[04:31:21] Is TGR good at ball or no?

[04:31:23] Is TGR good at ball or no?

[04:31:33] TGR basketball.

[04:31:38] TJR 1v1 basketball.

[04:31:51] He's not even playing.

[04:31:53] Let's see if he's any good.

[04:31:56] He's 6'5".

[04:31:58] Yo, yo, yo, I don't care how tall you are.

[04:32:01] I don't care how much you weigh.

[04:32:03] I don't care about anything.

[04:32:05] I will put belt to ask for you a basketball.

[04:32:10] Like, point blank period fact.

[04:32:15] No, that's a trap.

[04:32:17] Is he good?

[04:32:18] Ah!

[04:32:20] Dude, it's a trick up!

[04:32:25] Oh, I know what I'm gonna do now.

[04:32:27] I'm gonna hit you?

[04:32:29] Ooh, ooh, ooh.

[04:32:30] Okay, I'll hit you.

[04:32:32] Alright, bro.

[04:32:33] I win.

[04:32:34] I'm gonna drive your car in a second.

[04:32:36] Oh.

[04:32:42] Okay, well you can't, you can't consider this a real basketball game, bro.

[04:32:58] TJR's pretty good.

[04:33:00] Okay, TJR's pretty good.

[04:33:02] He's pretty good, but to be fair, it's on a non-regulation hoop and he's clearly playing

[04:33:13] a non-hooper.

[04:33:14] He's clearly playing a non-hooper.

[04:33:16] So for him to say that he doesn't think I'd get a point on him, I don't think so.

[04:33:20] I don't think that's true, I don't think that's true.

[04:33:24] up McDonald's and you're the first thing to show up on Tiktok?

[04:33:42] I can't even check if that's true. I can't even check if that's true.

[04:33:47] Please tell me you're getting paid to plaster DoorDash all over your stream.

[04:33:58] If not, dude needs a manager.

[04:34:04] Like, I guess, I guess the people who are watching the stream don't know what DoorDash

[04:34:13] is.

[04:34:14] What are you saying, dude?

[04:34:16] It will be different if it was like an unknown, like smaller brand, but it's the biggest food delivery brand in the world.

[04:34:23] That's like saying, oh, don't wear Nike shoes unless you're sponsored by them.

[04:34:42] What is this?

[04:34:46] I'm not getting on red-a-peptides, dude.

[04:35:01] This is one of Luke and Darla's top gifters, thank god we found out.

[04:35:06] Do you want to pat out, aim, stammer?

[04:35:16] You're going to fuck you all mean to do about this.

[04:35:19] What do you want me to do about this?

[04:35:30] Intervene.

[04:35:36] I've never seen his dude in my community.

[04:35:49] He's not part of my community.

[04:35:50] That's what they're doing with me.

[04:35:56] Guess the album name.

[04:35:57] Oh.

[04:35:58] Wait.

[04:35:59] Is this?

[04:36:00] Is this...

[04:36:08] Love is rage too, right? Yeah, facts.

[04:36:23] What?

[04:36:26] When's the video where you're in your maid costume?

[04:36:29] Lacey, you actually look like you're getting skinny. Thank you. I've been in the gym

[04:36:37] Wait, David Montgomery got traded. No, we didn't

[04:36:45] To who?

[04:36:54] What?

[04:36:59] Did he ask for a trader that he just get traded?

[04:37:15] He asked, he wanted out, yo, I'm not going to lie, it might not seem like it, you might

[04:37:21] not understand, this is a crazy loss for the lions, bro, this is an insane loss for the

[04:37:28] alliance. I know Jamiro Gibbs is going to get all the carries now, but you I don't think

[04:37:37] you're not really. Yo, if you're saying this is not a big loss for the Lions, you are tweaking.

[04:37:42] Do you understand how much David Montgomery benefited Jamiro Gibbs and how much Jamiro

[04:37:48] Gibbs benefited David Montgomery? Having that one two punch completely changed the way that

[04:37:55] their offense in their run game like was not having that like that was

[04:38:01] arguable that not even arguably that was the best backfield in the NFL with

[04:38:05] having them to like this that changes a lot in the backfield I'm telling y'all

[04:38:11] that changes a lot you guys are gonna see next season watch unless they get

[04:38:16] somebody else they should pick up nausea Harris facts

[04:38:21] Official scary movie 6 trailer featuring Kaisen L.

[04:38:33] What the fuck is that?

[04:38:44] Hmm.

[04:38:51] Not her! My ponos! Are they there?

[04:38:55] He's there!

[04:38:57] We're there!

[04:39:03] Hi!

[04:39:13] There's a serial killer on the loose.

[04:39:15] Hello, cheesebag.

[04:39:17] I have been preparing for this for years.

[04:39:21] Hello, mother.

[04:39:23] You look like shit.

[04:39:27] Yo!

[04:39:28] I really want you, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be racist.

[04:39:32] Oh girl, I think all white people are racist anyway. Come here, okay?

[04:39:36] Ted?

[04:39:37] Why'd you snapkid?

[04:39:41] What the fuck? Did I see two big dildos?

[04:39:51] What a shit movie.

[04:39:53] Yo, are you guys uncultured?

[04:39:56] Maybe it's different. I grew up on these movies.

[04:40:00] I grew up on scary movie series. These were hilarious.

[04:40:04] These were hilarious. Every single one they really haven't missed.

[04:40:08] It's not supposed to be a serious scary movie.

[04:40:12] It's supposed to be like a horror comedy. It's funny.

[04:40:16] Don't smile at me!

[04:40:21] Don't bitch around!

[04:40:31] Mom, dance against me, Stepan-Arts!

[04:40:34] Be sure to thank him.

[04:40:37] What the f***?

[04:40:39] Dude!

[04:40:40] I'm gonna be eating a piece of cake without beer!

[04:40:44] I'm gonna be eating a piece of cake without beer!

[04:40:46] I'm gonna be eating a piece of cake without beer!

[04:40:48] Bitch! We're on break!

[04:40:50] So you handle yours, I'll be right over here, eating my falafel and the pork rinds.

[04:40:57] Bitch!

[04:40:58] This is back, back, back!

[04:41:00] I'm gonna be honest, it looks like a good movie. I'm definitely gonna go see it.

[04:41:03] Wait, so my question is, is Kai gonna be in, like, the actual movie?

[04:41:09] Like is Kai gonna be a main character like seen in the movie or is he just like

[04:41:14] like a side character parody like a like a

[04:41:18] What's the word?

[04:41:21] Like a cameo yeah, like a cameo or is he gonna be or like have a scene or see like one of the main characters?

[04:41:32] Probably a cameo for sure

[04:41:34] That's still lit, bro. I still lit.

[04:41:36] You guys want to know what movie trailer I saw, like, on Twitter,

[04:41:39] but I didn't watch, so I wanted to watch it on stream?

[04:41:42] Ah, this one.

[04:41:53] I found something.

[04:41:57] Okay.

[04:42:00] What did you find?

[04:42:04] It's massive in there, it just goes on and on and on, all these rooms, this place builds

[04:42:18] up, but actually more like it, remember us all.

[04:42:25] This is scary. This is terrifying because I know, I don't know about y'all, but I

[04:42:33] swear like I like when I see this I like I don't recognize it but it just

[04:42:38] gives me a weird, it's like I've been here or seen it. I don't know how to explain it.

[04:42:41] The back rooms is scary. It's a scary thing and I'm pretty sure H24 is who's

[04:42:49] who's who's doing this. If y'all see any of their movies they're all good movies.

[04:42:55] They really don't miss.

[04:42:56] Um, so this movie is, I'm very excited for this movie.

[04:43:02] The backwards movie looks forward.

[04:43:03] We're dying to remember something the less it does.

[04:43:13] Five, 29, 26, two months.

[04:43:16] I will be seeing that in theaters.

[04:43:18] I will be seeing this in theaters.

[04:43:21] I wish I could watch some movies on stream or something, right?

[04:43:29] What if I make a movie Patreon?

[04:43:31] Can they see Help Me?

[04:43:37] A.P. received hundreds of drones and rockets in a day, the most out of every country.

[04:43:47] This is the story of how the UAE protects itself.

[04:43:51] I'm going to be honest, I don't really know what the UAE is,

[04:43:56] and I'm not going to speak on it because I'm not knowledgeable on the topic.

[04:44:02] Are you getting any more tattoos?

[04:44:03] Maybe, maybe.

[04:44:07] The UAE is Dubai?

[04:44:11] Oh, well, I like Dubai, Dubai school.

[04:44:13] I want to go there.

[04:44:15] Lacey announced his lock-in challenge three months ago.

[04:44:19] Since then, he has gained 5.8 pounds.

[04:44:21] Smoked weed every weekend.

[04:44:23] Went to the gym once a month.

[04:44:27] Oh, really?

[04:44:29] Someone was lying about it, wasn't he?

[04:44:31] So we're, OK.

[04:44:32] OK, where's my scale?

[04:44:34] Where's my scale?

[04:44:36] Where's my scale?

[04:44:38] Where's my scale?

[04:44:39] Drew!

[04:44:42] Drew!

[04:44:45] Did you know where my scale is that I heard?

[04:44:55] I just ordered it.

[04:44:58] Can you find it? I literally ordered it less than two years ago.

[04:45:04] So I want to make something known real quick.

[04:45:08] When I first started the Lacey Locking Challenge, I was 210 pounds.

[04:45:13] We are what what day did I start this December January

[04:45:26] So I started at 210 pounds, let's see what I'm at. Oh y'all want to hey y'all want a dick ride?

[04:45:31] Let's see what I'm at. Let's see what I'm at

[04:45:38] Okay, let's see what I'm at. You remind the shirt is a little heavy. This is a little heavy shirt

[04:45:43] All right, so you're on.

[04:45:45] No, no, no, it's cool.

[04:45:47] It's cool.

[04:45:48] It's off, blue on games, I'm about to shout it off.

[04:45:50] All right, keep in mind I started at 210 pounds.

[04:45:54] Y'all want to say I gained six pounds in three months.

[04:45:56] Let's see.

[04:45:57] So keep in mind, a healthy amount of weight

[04:46:00] to lose per month is about a pound a week.

[04:46:02] So four pounds.

[04:46:04] So if I'm on a good track, I would go in the last three months

[04:46:08] from 210 down to 198.

[04:46:13] That would be a healthy amount of weight to lose.

[04:46:17] So if I'm around 198, that's very healthy.

[04:46:30] 199.6, I have lost almost 12 pounds in three months.

[04:46:38] I'm on a perfect track.

[04:46:43] I'm on a perfect track.

[04:46:46] So don't sit here and say I gained six pounds when I lost 12.

[04:46:51] When I lost 12.

[04:46:52] I feel like you want to like lock him down.

[04:46:54] No, I feel like it's been, it was like, like, let's say you were up here.

[04:46:59] You're like, I don't think I asked.

[04:47:00] But I'm going to be honest.

[04:47:01] I'm going to be honest.

[04:47:02] Fat and fit.

[04:47:03] Being vaulted.

[04:47:04] You want me to be honest? Fat and fit, being vaulted, it hurt me. It hurt me. It did. It hurt me, dude. It generally hurt me.

[04:47:13] It generally hurt me because I was locked in for the reason of that channel. I was locked in because of that and fit. I wanted to do it because of that channel.

[04:47:21] And now that channel is not going to be a thing anymore, like I have to find a new, I have to get newfound motivation and I have to find something that's going to make me want to get back in the gym every single day.

[04:47:33] And what happened to Fat and Fit?

[04:47:35] I mean, it's just, it's impossible, Chad.

[04:47:38] Like, Marlon was just in London for two weeks.

[04:47:43] Then we went to North Carolina,

[04:47:44] and then now Marlon's going to do this soccer shit.

[04:47:50] And then after that, we have charity match,

[04:47:53] and then it's like, like I literally just can't,

[04:47:55] it's so hard to do shit because of how much like,

[04:47:59] schedule is just conflict and intersect.

[04:48:01] Like, what are we gonna post one video every two weeks

[04:48:04] because someone's traveling?

[04:48:06] Like, it doesn't work.

[04:48:07] And it sucks because the channel,

[04:48:09] I'm telling you right now,

[04:48:10] that channel has more potential than anything.

[04:48:15] Like, that channel right there,

[04:48:17] if we went with that channel of fat and fit

[04:48:19] and we stuck on it and we stuck to it,

[04:48:21] we posted the videos, we said we're gonna post,

[04:48:23] and then we dropped a protein shake

[04:48:27] or a pre-workout drink.

[04:48:30] Like, that is something that can live past streaming,

[04:48:33] but it just sucks, bro, it sucks,

[04:48:35] because of fucking schedules.

[04:48:39] But it is what it is, bro.

[04:48:41] You guys have so many people

[04:48:42] that only watch the fat and fake content, I know.

[04:48:45] I know, I know, I know.

[04:48:55] You can literally go to gyms around the world.

[04:48:57] Yeah, I know, but it's hard when like,

[04:48:59] when I'm in LA for three weeks,

[04:49:01] and then Marlin's in London or Florida,

[04:49:04] and then as soon as he gets back,

[04:49:07] I leave to go to fucking,

[04:49:10] let's just say Miami,

[04:49:12] and then he's here for two weeks,

[04:49:13] and then Marlin goes to London to do a fashion show

[04:49:17] for a week, and then I'm in this place,

[04:49:18] like we can't film videos.

[04:49:24] I mean, it's also like,

[04:49:26] not that they're wrong with this,

[04:49:27] You guys are both streamers too, so you both just prioritized.

[04:49:30] Yeah, I understand. We prioritized on streams.

[04:49:32] We could definitely make time to go to the game, but you guys don't prioritize going to doing your streams and stuff.

[04:49:39] I mean, of course, yeah.

[04:49:43] I don't know. I think me and Marlon just really got to figure out what we want to do with the channel.

[04:49:49] I think that's because like, even if we did one video a week.

[04:49:53] Okay, but that was enough for you to absolutely so improve it. I know

[04:50:07] Start using guests to fill them gaps. I I mean I had that idea, but I don't want to do that

[04:50:12] It wouldn't hit the same because the whole point of the channel is me and Marley

[04:50:23] I don't know if I'm tripping or it's like too hot.

[04:50:38] It's just too hot.

[04:50:43] Do fat and stink with rug.

[04:50:51] You don't need Marlon to lose weight.

[04:50:53] If that's what you just got from what I said,

[04:50:55] then I don't know what to tell you, bro.

[04:50:58] Like, I can't fucking force you to understand things.

[04:51:15] These motherfuckers are not listening.

[04:51:17] No, it's obviously I can lose weight without Marlon.

[04:51:21] but my main motivation for going to the gym was fat and fit.

[04:51:25] I wanted to, I wanted to, that channel,

[04:51:27] I wanted it to be an actual thing.

[04:51:32] And that was my, that was my motivation to be in the gym.

[04:51:36] And now that we're not really doing videos,

[04:51:39] I gotta just get that motivation within myself

[04:51:42] to be like, okay, you gotta get your ass up

[04:51:44] and go to the gym without the channel and just go to go.

[04:51:51] Yes, like normal people, yes, exactly.

[04:52:17] I don't know who Stresi is.

[04:52:28] What do I miss here?

[04:52:29] It's 2024, 2026.

[04:52:40] What video was this in 2024?

[04:52:47] What was this? You've been saying you're going to be under 200 pounds for a year and a half now.

[04:52:57] It's time to wrap up the gimmick. I am under 200 pounds. This is literally just a fucking hate to watch.

[04:53:04] free I am I just show the scale and it's at 1.99 by one pound okay I still did it

[04:53:16] I'm under 200 now the fuck that doesn't count doesn't count okay play this the

[04:53:27] impossible quiz this is not going to be hard bro

[04:53:42] I already took a collab with Mr. Gang. Not doing that shit again bro.

[04:53:48] You gonna hear me?

[04:53:50] I'm sorry to get you up. Come on, we need you on Facebook.

[04:53:55] This song ain't no more.

[04:54:15] Damn.

[04:54:16] Wait, that makes it even more sad.

[04:54:20] Oh, this is when Drew losses wallet.

[04:54:23] Who's this?

[04:54:25] I don't understand.

[04:54:35] People just be fucking taking videos on low-stat gains?

[04:54:38] Do you at least ask them to take a video on low-stat gains?

[04:54:54] Marlin is buying one of these today, Lacey.

[04:54:59] It's 700 CC, your piece of shit is 50 CC.

[04:55:03] Brother, this shit right here,

[04:55:07] getting a 700 CC motorcycle when you don't even know

[04:55:10] how to ride a bike will kill you, bro.

[04:55:12] This will fucking kill you.

[04:55:14] This will kill you.

[04:55:16] You will die.

[04:55:18] You will die.

[04:55:19] Guess what, bro?

[04:55:20] Whether it's 700 CC or 150 CC,

[04:55:23] You get to, from point A to point B, don't you?

[04:55:26] So who gives a flying fuck, huh?

[04:55:33] ["The Star-Spangled Banner"]

[04:55:37] I'm just confused why this guy in the column in your free time makes me and my brother

[04:56:01] kiss each other with AI.

[04:56:03] I don't know what could even be going for somebody's head to just be sitting there off-stream

[04:56:11] or on-stream and somehow it pops into your head. I'm gonna make him and his brother kiss each other.

[04:56:19] I'm gonna make him and his brother tongue each other down and make out. Lacey's gonna make out

[04:56:23] with his brother. Lacey's gonna put his tongue in his brother's mouth. Yes bro, that's what's going

[04:56:29] through your head. Like you're just weird. Why don't you ask Mac to train you?

[04:56:41] Because he doesn't live in fucking LA.

[04:56:45] I'm going to start going to the gym by myself every morning before stream, okay?

[04:57:02] I'm going to start going to the gym every morning by myself before stream and I'm going

[04:57:11] to go.

[04:57:12] The issue I have is, I'm gonna keep it real, right, y'all?

[04:57:15] Y'all, y'all, I'm gonna keep it real?

[04:57:16] I'm gonna keep it real with y'all.

[04:57:18] But since we're being honest,

[04:57:19] since we're being open and honest,

[04:57:21] I'm gonna be honest with you guys.

[04:57:23] There's a few reasons why I don't like going

[04:57:25] to the gym by myself, okay?

[04:57:28] Number one, if I don't go live at a certain time,

[04:57:35] I have to open up my Twitter community

[04:57:37] and see people calling me a part timer,

[04:57:39] telling me go live, piggy, fat ass,

[04:57:41] I'm not even live yet.

[04:57:43] And how am I supposed to wake up and go to the gym

[04:57:46] and be live early?

[04:57:48] So I literally can't even please both sides of the spectrum

[04:57:52] because if I do go live early,

[04:57:54] then it's fat ass, you didn't go to the gym.

[04:57:57] But if I don't go live early because I went to the gym,

[04:57:59] it's oh, you're a part time piggy,

[04:58:01] you're not going to the gym, okay?

[04:58:04] Second reason why I personally don't like

[04:58:06] going to the gym by myself.

[04:58:09] When I go to the gym, and this is a fact,

[04:58:14] girls harass me.

[04:58:21] It's true.

[04:58:22] When I go to the gym, girls harass me,

[04:58:25] they follow me around the gym, they take pictures of me,

[04:58:27] they take videos of me, trying to get good angles

[04:58:30] on my muscles and on my abs and my veins and my arms.

[04:58:33] And then when I leave the gym, there tends to be a mob

[04:58:37] about 15 to 20 girls every time that are screaming,

[04:58:40] Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, please get a picture,

[04:58:42] Lacey, take your shirt off outside of the gym.

[04:58:45] And it makes it unenjoyable for me to be harassed

[04:58:48] for my body and sexualized when I'm just trying

[04:58:51] to work out and getting better shape.

[04:58:54] So that is why I personally don't like going to the gym.

[04:58:57] Thanks.

[04:59:07] Yeah, I'm not the same way I was two months ago like so what dude so what so what a maintaining

[04:59:20] weight at least I'm not gaining at least I'm not gaining a maintaining at least I'm not

[04:59:25] I'm gaining weight.

[04:59:39] You know, I'm gonna call Mac.

[04:59:43] FaceTime Mac.

[04:59:46] Starting a FaceTime call to Mac.

[04:59:55] He's trying to do some cool shit right now, bro.

[05:00:07] Oh, wait, I forgot he's having a baby.

[05:00:14] Maybe D and E.

[05:00:44] Yo, Willie Muskie, Willie Muskie, brother, I don't know if you think that this is like

[05:00:55] a hidden secret, Mercyhurst Piggy, let's get on a call, yo, Fatty from Mercyhurst, he doesn't

[05:01:01] like people that went to Mercyhurst, I don't know if you think it's a secret about me where

[05:01:05] I went to high school and college at, it's not a secret, it's public knowledge, you

[05:01:10] spamming in a chat for 45 minutes and I went to Mercyhurst. Look at you. Read my

[05:01:15] comments about Mercyhurst. Yeah, like, brother, everybody knows. I benched 225 at 14, by the way.

[05:01:25] No you don't!

[05:01:30] No you fucking don't!

[05:01:34] He does no he does not bench okay, and I bench 400 pounds. I bench 400 what now I bench 400 do patch

[05:01:48] job little Chobani yogurt see but I'm not going live y'all want to see a DM I got y'all want to hear a

[05:01:54] DM I got y'all want to hear the statistical advantage thing this is a true statement by the

[05:02:02] a very true statement right here, and I'm not going to read you guys.

[05:02:09] Shabbani's searchings went up on Google over 150% since the week that you started talking

[05:02:15] about them on stream, and Shabbani sales went up 47% since the week that you started talking

[05:02:23] about them and eating them on stream.

[05:02:27] I single-handedly made Chabani yogurts start selling 50% more.

[05:02:34] And I'm not sponsored yet.

[05:02:40] Where is my Chabani sponsor, bro?

[05:02:45] Bro, all you do is lie.

[05:02:50] I'm not the jinxie of food.

[05:02:52] Like I can't.

[05:02:54] I'm not the jinxie of food.

[05:02:57] How about you get a manager and you might have one?

[05:02:59] I have a manager.

[05:03:03] Do you guys think that getting a manager

[05:03:04] just like spawns in endless fucking like main brand deals?

[05:03:10] Like do you guys think getting a manager

[05:03:13] just fucking like spawns in like Nike deals

[05:03:16] and fucking doordash deals?

[05:03:20] Like no, bro.

[05:03:21] I, Lacey, will never ever be sponsored

[05:03:28] by a mainstream brand.

[05:03:30] I will never be sponsored by a Coca-Cola.

[05:03:32] I will never be sponsored by a Pepsi.

[05:03:34] I will never be sponsored by a DoorDash or an AT&T

[05:03:39] for the sole reason of I am not family friendly.

[05:03:45] It's that simple.

[05:03:45] It's literally that simple.

[05:03:47] It's literally that simple.

[05:03:48] It's not bad PR.

[05:03:49] No, it's not bad PR.

[05:03:50] It's because brands that are like that

[05:03:53] only sponsor creators and people

[05:03:57] who are extremely brand and family friendly.

[05:04:01] You know what I'm saying?

[05:04:03] So like, a perfect example is

[05:04:08] if I did an AT&T sponsor or event,

[05:04:10] I wouldn't be able to cuss or swear.

[05:04:15] And I'm not gonna sit here and be super brand friendly

[05:04:19] not say the shit I say so I can get these big name sponsors. No, I'm not doing that.

[05:04:24] I'm not doing that. I'll never do that. You're just saying bullshit. I'm not saying bullshit.

[05:04:28] I'm not saying bullshit. Promise I'm not saying bullshit. There's a reason that, you know,

[05:04:33] certain people get certain deals.

[05:04:47] I guess Ray is family friendly.

[05:04:50] Obviously it's not that for every brand.

[05:04:53] Like I went to China with Adidas.

[05:04:58] But I'm saying like brands like a Copacola or like an AT&T,

[05:05:03] like I'll never get that sponsor

[05:05:07] because I'm not extremely family-brand friendly.

[05:05:13] It's just that simple.

[05:05:15] Nike, I mean, like I just said, yo, do you guys like not hear what I say?

[05:05:22] I just said it's not every brand.

[05:05:37] You are a sped.

[05:05:38] No, you guys are sped, bro.

[05:05:40] You guys are sped.

[05:05:42] You guys are sped, you're in good shape bro, thank you.

[05:05:51] Me, yes, you guys are sped,

[05:05:54] because you guys don't listen to what I say.

[05:05:56] I just said, obviously it's not like that for every brand,

[05:06:00] because some brands like don't care as much,

[05:06:03] but there's brands out there where I've talked to my manager

[05:06:08] And he's like, hey, I talked to this friend.

[05:06:12] I'm just going to use Coca-Cola as an example.

[05:06:16] I talked to Coca-Cola.

[05:06:20] They like your, what is it called?

[05:06:24] When people, like, not my impressions, but my,

[05:06:29] what's the word I'm looking for, champ?

[05:06:33] What's the word I'm looking for?

[05:06:35] No, not PR, my engagement, they like your engagement, but they don't like that you posted a video

[05:06:46] on Instagram asking who would fuck me right now and I got my worm in my hand.

[05:06:52] They don't like that you say on stream, come fuck me and give strokes to your chat, okay?

[05:06:59] Fuck off then.

[05:07:01] No, I'm saying like, okay, fuck, okay, don't sponsor me that.

[05:07:07] I'm not gonna change the way I talk to my community and the way I act on streaming and

[05:07:15] who I am just so I can get a big name sponsor.

[05:07:19] If a brand wants to sponsor me for who I am and how I act, then they'll sponsor me for

[05:07:22] who I am and how I act and the people that watch me.

[05:07:25] So it is LPR.

[05:07:27] I mean, I guess it's LPR, but would y'all rather sit here

[05:07:31] and watch a super PR version of me,

[05:07:33] where I'm not swearing, I'm not doing anything,

[05:07:36] or would you guys rather watch me be authentic to me myself?

[05:07:43] Me, I'd rather not stream than if I sat here

[05:07:47] and was being a super PR version of myself

[05:07:49] just so I could get certain views.

[05:07:57] So Luke's not gonna get no big sponsors. No, no, no

[05:08:06] You are PR this fuck. No, I'm not

[05:08:11] What even I don't even know a PR way, what is PR stand for

[05:08:14] Personal, public record, public, I just saw like eight different things at PR.

[05:08:34] Personal renders, personal records.

[05:08:39] Public relations.

[05:08:40] I think it's that.

[05:08:41] I think it's public relations.

[05:08:42] I think it's public relations, right?

[05:08:53] Fat retard, okay.

[05:08:57] I guess it's his for fat retard.

[05:08:58] All right, chat about the 18 plus on.

[05:09:01] Everybody wave goodbye to all the kids.

[05:09:05] Everybody wave goodbye to all the kids.

[05:09:09] Say your goodbyes.

[05:09:12] I look you need to enter drink. Oh, I've read you

[05:09:16] I got it lost 3k viewers

[05:09:46] Let me just settle, let me just settle, let me just settle.

[05:09:53] And late night vibes.

[05:10:04] Gaming and chatting with chat.

[05:10:13] Backdrop.

[05:10:17] There we go.

[05:10:19] Also chat.

[05:10:21] Now that it's 18 plus, I do wanna ask y'all.

[05:10:23] I got offered from an online casino for them to sponsor the Vegas trip.

[05:10:34] What do y'all think?

[05:10:37] Obviously it would be only 18 plus, so there's no kids in the stream.

[05:10:43] And it would be before I go to the tables.

[05:10:47] Basically what it would be is they give me a cash amount to play with in Vegas.

[05:10:52] Like they pay me money and I would take the money that they pay me and I would use it in Vegas

[05:10:57] And then they'd also give me a balance on the website

[05:11:01] and after an hour whatever I lead with I could get that in crypto and then

[05:11:08] Get it in cash, and then I could play with it in Vegas

[05:11:11] So it would be like we could have a crazy big Vegas balance like an insane Vegas balance. Yo, Marv

[05:11:18] Thanks for the five gifted

[05:11:20] Like we could literally be going into Vegas with like a hundred bands

[05:11:31] Depending on if I win obviously in that hour

[05:11:41] Yo chat don't be gifting subs if you're not gonna give me any like who are you to tell a channel to give me subs?

[05:11:50] So they would also cover everything like I'd have I'd have a suite in I already have a

[05:12:07] suite but I'd have another suite in Vegas I'd also have security and I'd have a driver.

[05:12:18] I feel like I should just do it like just for the Vegas trip. I feel like I should do it

[05:12:22] Because the Vegas trip is already centered around gambling and going to the casino might as well get a sponsor for it

[05:12:28] So I can just make it more entertaining

[05:12:43] Why wouldn't you take it I mean I'm gonna take it

[05:12:45] I'll just let you guys know that before we go to the tables. I'm gonna have a one-hour sponsor segment at Vegas

[05:12:53] Maybe another TJR shout out

[05:13:01] This stream is getting boring

[05:13:05] My bad, bro, I'm gonna show you what you can do with the stream getting boring

[05:13:09] So as you can see when you're watching it right here

[05:13:12] here at the top right of your screen there's this x right here when you hover

[05:13:20] over it turns red so if the stream is getting boring you can take your mouse

[05:13:24] go to this x and press that right there and just like that it closes it out and

[05:13:29] then you'll have to launch the boringness and you can go like entertain yourself

[05:13:33] it's a real thing that's a believe it or not it's a real thing you could do that's

[05:13:37] That's a real thing you could do.

[05:13:42] Holy shit, Drew, get off the screen.

[05:13:49] Silk Eats Sweet, Ome44.

[05:14:01] What did he tweet, bro?

[05:14:04] Is it on his burner or on his main?

[05:14:09] Wait, what's Silke's burner name?

[05:14:13] Silke's burner.

[05:14:15] Pre, I'm not even gonna look at it yet.

[05:14:19] Pre, all not gonna lie to all mad tires from Jim,

[05:14:24] not gonna go live today.

[05:14:26] Let's see.

[05:14:27] I will be there brother this is at 3 a.m.

[05:14:47] This is at 3 a.m.

[05:14:52] The fuck do you mean you'll be there?

[05:14:58] It's a Patreon exclusive, son.

[05:15:02] No way something's doing a Patreon exclusive on the super rare blood moon.

[05:15:09] Yo.

[05:15:13] to sleep at three. All right, chat. We're about a half-on-pack drop for a little bit.

[05:15:27] You know, normal stream, normal shit that we have, we are in 18 plus mode, so only people

[05:15:31] who are 18 plus to watch before we get into it. I always say, do not risk your money.

[05:15:37] If you cannot afford it, no matter what, it is dumb and do not do it. But if you guys

[05:15:43] want to get some free battles or get some pop possibilities to get tipped if I

[05:15:48] win big last week I think I gave out like over $3,000 in tips to people in the

[05:15:54] chat but we do have a promo code I made sure we got it early so here it is this

[05:16:00] This is my promo code, I'm going to do sign up using code LACI.

[05:16:10] Promo code is LACI March.

[05:16:15] Maude, if you could pin this, please, the promo code is LACI March, okay?

[05:16:23] But you have to sign up using code LACI in order to enter into the free battles, alright?

[05:16:28] have to or else it won't work. All right. Who remembers last week? Who remembers last week?

[05:16:36] That shit was crazy. Brother, last week was insane. Y'all had great calls. We went up 80 bands, 80 bands,

[05:16:52] do a 25K parking lot.

[05:16:56] Yo, that is a horrible call.

[05:16:57] Right off the rip, a horrible call?

[05:17:00] A horrible call right off the rip.

[05:17:08] But yeah, Chad, by the way,

[05:17:09] that promo code only has 500 uses.

[05:17:11] So make sure you guys do not,

[05:17:17] make sure you guys, you know,

[05:17:18] sign up and use the promo code

[05:17:20] because only 500 people can use it.

[05:17:21] But all right, okay.

[05:17:24] I see we get into it right off the rip.

[05:17:26] I see we get into it right off the rip.

[05:17:28] I'm gonna be honest.

[05:17:29] I really, I really want some crazy shit today, okay?

[05:17:34] So give me a call.

[05:17:36] Two of me, two of me, three.

[05:17:37] Two of me, two of me, three.

[05:17:39] Ooh.

[05:17:41] What?

[05:17:43] Fuck you, bro.

[05:17:51] 2v2, okay? Do I feel like I got to start off a little slow and do a borrow, right?

[05:17:57] I got to do a little borrow, right?

[05:18:06] No bar, you guys want me to go no borrow off the rib?

[05:18:10] No, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna borrow 25%. I'm gonna borrow 25%.

[05:18:18] Right?

[05:18:21] 50% no that's that's crazy 50% is crazy you know what we could do a 50% and then we get

[05:18:37] hella packs 50% or no what do y'all think what do y'all think borrow 90% you're just

[05:18:50] It's a horrible call-out, dude.

[05:18:53] Too hot, all right, we do 25.

[05:18:54] 25% to start, okay, okay, okay.

[05:18:58] Start off.

[05:19:01] God, imagine I won this.

[05:19:02] Oh.

[05:19:04] Okay, prism.

[05:19:06] Ooh.

[05:19:08] Oh my God, I want that bag.

[05:19:15] Genie.

[05:19:17] Should I do parking?

[05:19:18] How many parking lots, Chad?

[05:19:21] Three parking lots that's fair three parking lots fair cuz we got we got to oil the parking lot up a little bit

[05:19:27] We got a little bit. Okay, we'll do a Travis Scott. We'll do two nebulas

[05:19:31] I really want to go for a crazy walk. I'm gonna do three Crohn's

[05:19:42] Like this two of those

[05:19:44] One of those, one of those.

[05:19:49] What is this?

[05:19:50] I can win pillows?

[05:19:51] Why the fuck would I want a pillow?

[05:19:54] A go-yard Louis Vuitton mom?

[05:19:58] All right, all right, now let's do a few crazy ones, okay?

[05:20:04] 1% cars, yes.

[05:20:08] I like this.

[05:20:09] We'll do two ice, and these are so risky.

[05:20:13] These are like really, really high volatility though.

[05:20:15] I'm gonna be honest.

[05:20:16] Gucci gang, yin, yin, go, get ready.

[05:20:24] To reshot.

[05:20:27] Do I do 5K first one?

[05:20:28] Shout it out, we're not too risky.

[05:20:29] What do y'all think?

[05:20:30] Is 5K first one too risky or no?

[05:20:37] Do 5K, all right, fuck it.

[05:20:43] Okay, here we go, one more, shoe factory, okay this is holy fuck, move camp top right

[05:20:57] so we can see him now, it's a bet.

[05:21:01] Here we go, here we go Chad, lock the fuck in for me bro, we need to start off hot.

[05:21:11] Come on!

[05:21:25] What the hell?

[05:21:29] Okay!

[05:21:31] Stop it!

[05:21:41] you

[05:22:11] you

[05:22:41] you

[05:23:11] you

[05:23:41] you

[05:24:11] you

[05:24:41] I

[05:24:50] Need something crazy

[05:25:11] I got to get back, I got to get back in a solo battle, I got to get back in a solo battle

[05:25:28] with no borrow.

[05:25:29] I'm not doing parking lot only, bro, you guys are charizard chase, fucking charizard

[05:25:56] to Wishing Well, Undercover, or the 2000 and Miss.

[05:26:02] That's a bit fine spot.

[05:26:12] 3000, we'll go over here.

[05:26:16] Okay, Chai, you really need to unlock

[05:26:17] your internet, bro, because this could get,

[05:26:19] this could get fucking ugly really quick.

[05:26:21] I'm just being honest.

[05:26:22] This could get ugly really quick.

[05:26:26] It's only 23 packs, and it's a 1v1 with no borrow.

[05:26:32] This could get ugly really quick.

[05:26:37] I

[05:27:07] I'm in the 90s, bitchin' they sayin' I'm bad

[05:27:10] I agree with that

[05:27:11] I just take my time without this shit

[05:27:13] I still believe in that

[05:27:14] I guess someone tell me I've had all

[05:27:16] Oh my god!

[05:27:18] It ain't no issue we pick at

[05:27:19] But when I leave it

[05:27:21] I know I exaggerate things

[05:27:23] Now I got it like that

[05:27:24] So find that feeling in my chest

[05:27:26] Cause I'm just moutin' like that

[05:27:27] You don't wear that, you don't wear that

[05:27:29] You don't wear that, you don't wear that

[05:27:31] You gon' make someone around me

[05:27:32] Check the body like that

[05:27:34] Oh, don't do it

[05:27:36] Don't do it

[05:27:39] Yes, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god on the Charizard on the Charizard

[05:27:44] Give me something crazy. Give me something crazy. Give me a crazy Charizard. Give me a crazy Charizard

[05:27:48] Okay, okay a $5,000 Charizard. That's not bad. That's good. That's really good $5,000 Charizard $5,000 Charizard

[05:27:55] Yes

[05:28:00] Okay, they got a $300 hoodie we saw 13 packs could still get something pretty solid here

[05:28:05] Okay, you can't let them catch up though. Can't let them catch up, though.

[05:28:14] Alright, 11 dollars.

[05:28:17] Some glasses, maybe?

[05:28:19] I'll put out a bad shout chat.

[05:28:20] Some off-white glasses.

[05:28:22] Music fest.

[05:28:23] Stay there!

[05:28:25] Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!

[05:28:35] I

[05:29:05] No, Dragon.

[05:29:06] I won't say I didn't mean it.

[05:29:08] They don't mean it.

[05:29:08] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:29:14] Please don't be anything crazy.

[05:29:15] Please don't be anything crazy.

[05:29:18] Okay.

[05:29:18] Oh, what?

[05:29:19] Oh, no.

[05:29:20] Then you should get your goddess from the moon.

[05:29:23] This could still be really good if I win.

[05:29:25] If I win, it's a crazy win.

[05:29:27] Just don't give him anything crazy.

[05:29:28] Don't give him anything crazy and I win.

[05:29:29] Oh my god, I think I won.

[05:29:31] Oh my god, yes.

[05:29:32] BANG!

[05:29:34] BANG! Yes! BANG! Okay. Okay, we're back. We're back.

[05:29:55] Holy shit balls, dude. Holy shit balls.

[05:29:58] Why did you give us a 500 code use for a 14,000 viewer chat, chud?

[05:30:16] Do a no-borrow 1v1v1, you're a sick fuck.

[05:30:22] a sick fuck. But I fucking love that. I fucking love that. I love that.

[05:30:49] a 1v1v1, no borrow.

[05:30:54] Is this too risky, Jack?

[05:31:12] Do it, Ome5.

[05:31:15] But first, we have a chat battle.

[05:31:18] We have a free chat battle as long as you sign up using code Lacey

[05:31:22] You can enter into the chat battle right there the first six people get in I just sent it and it is one more person

[05:31:30] Okay, here we go. We have our first chat battle

[05:31:42] I couldn't click it

[05:31:48] The jackpot is $300 right now

[05:31:56] You know those good

[05:32:14] People have scripts for the chat battles for real

[05:32:18] How do I stop that? I can't Carlos do the body gets in every time. No, that's the that's the guy who gives me the battles you morons

[05:32:35] Okay solo battle three players one be one be one no borrow

[05:32:41] this could get scary this am I fucking up right now should I be honest with me

[05:32:50] I'm not doing 20k parking lot like do you got you got I swear you guys might be the

[05:33:17] worse in the entire world when it comes to like influence, bro. All right, it can happen.

[05:33:31] no perfection. Something's off. 4,000. Do I do another 5k? Is that crazy to do another 5k?

[05:33:39] Parking lot two.

[05:33:55] 0.1% chance.

[05:34:00] This is your 0.1% chance.

[05:34:06] This is just a waste of money right here.

[05:34:07] It's a waste of $600.

[05:34:14] There you go.

[05:34:16] Oh my God.

[05:34:16] 1v1v1 chat three.

[05:34:20] Here we go.

[05:34:21] Come on chat, lock in for me, bro.

[05:34:23] Lock in.

[05:34:26] This could be a tip where he went.

[05:34:30] I

[05:34:35] Have to be out both of them

[05:34:41] Oh

[05:34:43] I used to pray for times like this the wrong like this so I had

[05:34:48] Like this in a matter of time I spent like the shit

[05:34:56] See my dreams of food

[05:35:00] I'm winning but I'm not winning jack shit. I'm winning but I'm not winning jack shit.

[05:35:30] Okay, wait, might be a win here?

[05:35:34] A Gucci, okay.

[05:35:38] It's gotta be worth, it's gotta all add up and be worth it in the end.

[05:35:42] Come on, bro.

[05:35:43] Get out!

[05:35:44] Get out!

[05:35:45] Get out!

[05:35:46] Get out!

[05:35:47] Get out!

[05:35:48] Get out!

[05:35:49] Get out!

[05:35:50] Get out!

[05:35:51] Get out!

[05:35:52] Get out!

[05:35:53] Get out!

[05:35:54] Get out!

[05:35:55] Get out!

[05:35:56] Get out!

[05:35:57] Get out!

[05:35:58] Get out!

[05:35:59] Come on!

[05:36:01] Come on!

[05:36:07] Come on!

[05:36:16] Anybody's win right now!

[05:36:18] Anybody can win!

[05:36:29] I don't say a word

[05:36:36] Hey!

[05:36:37] Okay, hey!

[05:36:40] Come on!

[05:36:42] Let's go!

[05:36:44] BAM!

[05:36:50] Hey, be a little more, you!

[05:36:55] Stay!

[05:37:59] I'm doing a 3D3 and I'm going all in.

[05:38:10] No borrow.

[05:38:59] Check parking lot paid out insane last time. It's just not worth it. I'm telling you guys

[05:39:14] We have to we have to switch out different shape

[05:39:21] And get a big win right here check do I do 3d3 or 2d2 what do y'all think?

[05:39:29] Shad, this is...

[05:39:59] you

[05:40:29] you

[05:40:59] you

[05:41:29] you

[05:41:59] you

[05:42:29] You

[05:42:59] Give me a goal!

[05:43:01] Please!

[05:43:17] Am I winning?

[05:43:24] I need a goal! A big goal!

[05:43:29] You do, go, go, go, you little slut, fuck you.

[05:43:33] And they were all yellow, I'm shaking my mind,

[05:43:38] I wrote a song for you,

[05:43:44] And I have a famous name,

[05:43:49] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[05:43:55] Something crazy! No!

[05:43:59] Yes!

[05:44:02] Another one!

[05:44:09] Stay on that, stay on that, stay on that please.

[05:44:14] Come on.

[05:44:15] Dude, I haven't gotten a gold in like 10 tries bro.

[05:44:18] Yo, he spent 50 cases and I got a gold.

[05:44:21] Give me a fucking gold!

[05:44:24] Am I winning?

[05:44:25] I don't even know if I'm winning.

[05:44:26] I think I'm winning.

[05:44:29] That means I'm due, right, sir?

[05:44:41] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:44:46] I want to…

[05:44:47] Okay, sixteen bands.

[05:44:52] That means I'm doing a 1v1 battle.

[05:44:56] That means I'm doing a 1v1 battle.

[05:45:08] You guys are saying, all part of the law, it's a waste.

[05:45:18] 1v1, 2v2, what?

[05:45:35] What parking lot?

[05:45:36] 1v1 or 2v2?

[05:45:48] you

[05:46:18] you

[05:46:48] you

[05:47:18] you

[05:47:48] you

[05:48:18] you

[05:48:48] I've been in this club since I was a little girl, the woman that I've been trying, is happy with a good guy, and I've been drinking so much, and I'm a kind of angel.

[05:49:07] It's taking the last to end because the chat wanted to fucking

[05:49:10] stand parking lot for fucking 30 ministry.

[05:49:24] I didn't even, yeah, I couldn't even win a 43-10s.

[05:49:35] Not gonna lie, I haven't got a big win.

[05:49:37] It's padded on a big wind, bro.

[05:49:39] It's been like 100 packs since I hit for a gold.

[05:49:47] It's been like 100 packs since I hit for a gold.

[05:50:07] I'm not running parking lot back, shut up.

[05:50:15] Do y'all realize what this means, bro?

[05:50:25] Is a 0.0001% chance?

[05:50:30] Like I have a bet.

[05:50:33] What is the chance?

[05:50:35] What is the chance percentage of getting struck by lightning in a storm?

[05:50:47] Do you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, bro?

[05:51:11] Now let's go to the big boys.

[05:51:15] Now let's go to the big boys.

[05:51:28] So tempting when it's such a waste.

[05:51:32] Oh my god, this is gonna be bad.

[05:51:45] you

[05:52:15] you

[05:52:45] you

[05:53:15] you

[05:53:45] you

[05:54:15] you

[05:54:45] Go!

[05:54:46] What?

[05:54:47] Stay!

[05:54:48] Please!

[05:54:49] Yes!

[05:54:50] Yes!

[05:54:51] Come on!

[05:54:52] Come on!

[05:54:53] Come on!

[05:54:54] Come on!

[05:54:55] Come on!

[05:54:56] Come on!

[05:54:57] Come on!

[05:54:58] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[05:55:15] A suitcase.

[05:55:16] Oh, yes.

[05:55:17] We're back, come on.

[05:55:18] Yes!

[05:55:21] We're back, come on!

[05:55:22] I'm like, hey, what's up, hello!

[05:55:27] Yeah!

[05:55:28] As soon as you came in the door,

[05:55:31] I just wanna tell God it's like a song,

[05:55:34] let me tell you, you used to do my stuff.

[05:55:37] Come on!

[05:55:40] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:56:48] Just trust me here, Chad. Trust me here, Chad.

[05:56:52] I know y'all might think I'm going crazy right now.

[05:56:54] I know y'all might just be thinking,

[05:56:56] Lacey, you're a moron. You're dumb.

[05:56:57] I'm not a moron. I'm not dumb.

[05:56:59] Trust me here, Chad.

[05:57:00] This one never pays.

[05:57:03] This one does good.

[05:57:06] Good. Good.

[05:57:48] you

[05:58:18] you

[05:58:48] you

[05:59:18] you

[05:59:48] you

[06:00:18] You

[06:00:48] Nice!

[06:00:50] We're putting belts to air!

[06:00:52] Belts to air!

[06:01:06] Not even half of what we've done! Go!

[06:01:18] It's a song, it's a song, it's a song, I need a shout, I need a chat, I need a song, I need a song, let's just get some peaceful shape.

[06:01:28] Come on, halfway there.

[06:01:32] Halfway, we're up, step in, okay, we're up, we're still up.

[06:01:37] Something crazy here, I can feel it coming.

[06:01:41] Please, three parking lots in a row, come on.

[06:01:48] I love the unicorns, the star in that wake.

[06:01:51] Babe, let me ask you a question.

[06:01:52] This ain't gonna be too easy.

[06:01:53] This is far and far enough.

[06:01:55] If you want something, you can do it.

[06:02:13] $160,000 Ferrari put up on my head.

[06:02:16] Yeah, I'm gonna go pee, bro. GG. I'm gonna go pee, bro.

[06:02:21] Oh, my God, wait. Oh, my God, wait. Oh, my God, wait.

[06:02:26] Oh, that's not good. Yeah, I'm gonna go pee, bro.

[06:02:31] Oh, another one, huh? Fuck me sideways, dude.

[06:02:35] And you start to learn, you see things from joking

[06:02:37] We can rest and best be

[06:02:39] We're great guys, we're really red-skinned

[06:02:41] You listen to bass music when we step in

[06:02:44] We check out when we even check in

[06:02:46] We phone you on the internet

[06:02:48] The only game you can learn

[06:02:50] My iron-knots like you, babe

[06:02:51] I'm a legend, you can't tell me what you're worth

[06:02:53] I'm just a little bit quiet and blessed

[06:02:56] Ooh, my life, my life

[06:02:58] My life, my life, my life

[06:03:02] I know we moved in this way

[06:03:04] You got to see

[06:03:06] You got to watch me

[06:03:08] You're what I want to see

[06:03:10] What you're gonna get to see

[06:03:12] I know

[06:03:14] You got to see

[06:03:17] I know

[06:03:18] You got to see

[06:03:21] I know

[06:03:23] You got to see

[06:03:25] I know

[06:03:27] You got to see

[06:03:30] Oh

[06:03:33] Damn, bro

[06:03:35] Yeah, she hurts the soul checkers. I'm gonna understand a hundred sixty put up when I was up by ten is crazy

[06:03:47] 160 put up on me is insane brother I

[06:03:50] I blew my nose, I did not do coke.

[06:04:04] Like that's literally one of the top things you can get.

[06:04:06] Y'all understand that's a 0.0001% chance of them doing that shit?

[06:04:11] 97.8.

[06:04:12] How much do I have in my card in total right now?

[06:04:20] Look a lot I have 30k in here.

[06:04:38] Do I go crazy? Do I go crazy?

[06:04:43] How often are we on one to ten?

[06:04:50] This would be my biggest one ever, by the way.

[06:05:00] I'm going half. I'm going half. 15,000.

[06:05:05] 1v1 battle, 2v2 or 3v3. I'm letting y'all call it. I'm letting y'all call it.

[06:05:11] Well, Chapman, what if he wants crazy risky, no?

[06:05:29] I just lost in 2D2s.

[06:05:42] I'mma be honest, something's telling me to do 1D1s.

[06:05:50] With no borrow, you're a 15K, 1B1 is insane.

[06:06:05] Am I tweaking right now?

[06:06:20] I'm just adding random shit from this.

[06:06:46] You're doing shit packs.

[06:06:47] I know I'm doing shit packs.

[06:06:48] in ship x but it's not like taking up a lot of money it's just like some like

[06:06:53] it's like it's like super low risk but super high reward you know what I mean

[06:06:56] it's low key not a bad shot at all

[06:07:04] okay parking lot I'll do three four parking lots I'll do a prism fuck the

[06:07:15] Cosmon a shitty never-paced Nebula this one does linky paid Shab has been paying solid

[06:07:24] Deore chrome course this one

[06:07:30] Do more parking lots 85 parking lots

[06:07:37] I'm not doing 20 parking lots chat. Parking lot just hit for a fucking 160k Ferrari

[06:07:42] why would I do another parking lot?

[06:07:44] Why would I do 20 parking lots?

[06:07:46] Like use your brain, bro.

[06:07:57] And then we're just gonna go crazy for the rest.

[06:07:59] Like I'm even crazy right now.

[06:08:02] Oh.

[06:08:04] Oh, please, no, just stop, please.

[06:08:12] No, it's got too many packs.

[06:08:33] I could just run the 5k like this shadow though.

[06:08:47] But I don't have any good packs.

[06:09:03] Okay, we'll start slow, and we'll go up a little bit, and we'll do four parking lots,

[06:09:33] A child, and maybe another child, a money tree, Gucci.

[06:09:44] You gotta do a one K-Pack.

[06:09:47] Like for what though?

[06:09:48] Please tell me for what?

[06:09:50] Please tell me for what?

[06:09:57] Just because you guys wanna see it?

[06:10:03] Sweet ride, fuck with this reflection, shut up fat ass and do it, okay?

[06:10:23] All right, and then the rest, yo, this, this is the biggest one I've ever done by the way.

[06:10:33] Chad, I just want to know that we'll do three 1% cars, one of these, we'll do two ice,

[06:10:39] AP Millie, Supreme, Mega Juicer, oh my gosh, this is like, I don't know what the volatility

[06:10:48] Go boys, drink the beast, feel different, simple as that.

[06:10:55] Croatia, goodbye.

[06:11:04] 74 packs.

[06:11:16] Chad, do y'all think I win this or no?

[06:11:17] I need y'all to I need y'all to have great energy right now, bro. I need y'all to have great energy

[06:11:26] So what straight up one D-Lion I need a big wing

[06:11:47] No!

[06:11:49] No!

[06:11:51] No!

[06:11:53] No!

[06:11:55] No!

[06:11:57] No!

[06:11:59] No!

[06:12:01] Fuck!

[06:12:09] I'm so too!

[06:12:17] Oh my god, I'm so beautiful, I'm so beautiful, I'm so beautiful.

[06:12:47] you

[06:13:17] you

[06:13:47] you

[06:14:17] you

[06:14:47] you

[06:15:17] you

[06:15:47] you

[06:16:17] you

[06:16:47] you

[06:17:17] you

[06:17:47] you

[06:18:47] No, no, no, no, no...

[06:18:48] Please, no, please, no.

[06:18:49] Please don't...

[06:18:51] No, no, no, no, no.

[06:18:52] No, no, no. Please, don't be crazy.

[06:18:54] Okay, oh, no.

[06:18:55] I mean, that could be good if I win,

[06:18:56] that could be good if I win.

[06:18:58] If I win, that's good.

[06:18:59] If I win, that's good.

[06:19:00] If I win, that's good though.

[06:19:01] Okay, it's so far it's looking good!

[06:19:25] We are more than I've ever done, and this is how it's happened.

[06:19:30] Nice.

[06:19:32] I've been running for a lot of room, and we've been running out of time.

[06:19:38] I've played the drums, and we've been drums hard, and we've been strong, and we've been sufficient, and we've never let this go.

[06:19:45] I get both if I win, right?

[06:19:49] Come on. Last one. No, look! No bullshit! Please, no bullshit!

[06:19:55] Okay, okay, okay, that's it, that's it, okay, okay, okay.

[06:20:01] Okay.

[06:20:17] Okay, okay.

[06:20:21] Let me sell something, let me tip some people out, all right?

[06:20:24] Okay, okay.

[06:20:28] If you signed up using my code, Lacey,

[06:20:30] just type your ID in the chat right now.

[06:20:34] All right.

[06:20:42] Let's choose some people, let's choose some people,

[06:20:43] let's choose some people.

[06:20:47] I see Snipes, I always see you in the chat.

[06:20:49] I'm just going to stop at a random time.

[06:21:08] My eyes are closed and stop.

[06:21:11] Be bubble.

[06:21:14] Okay, master mate, OG, and always in the chat, I got you, okay, Xyre and Cox, I got you,

[06:21:44] was not found you're just typing fucking random letters and numbers in the chat

[06:21:48] bro

[06:21:53] all right so they're fine bro I don't like you somewhere but I got you there

[06:22:01] okay two more people two more people to give a hundred dollars to you got a

[06:22:06] I got a sign up using code LACI.

[06:22:10] Let me see somebody who,

[06:22:14] I see J. Jupiter always in the chat,

[06:22:16] not even a sub or a VIP.

[06:22:21] Okay, last person.

[06:22:29] Trying to see somebody that I recognize from offline chat.

[06:22:36] I just gave you money, greedy pig.

[06:23:05] Holy fuck.

[06:23:10] Alright, I'm gonna do just some random,

[06:23:11] I'm gonna just do some random.

[06:23:17] I use code Lacey, met, I got you Zuko.

[06:23:21] Please, I need this, okay.

[06:23:23] Alright, there we go.

[06:23:25] Now the question is, okay, you know what,

[06:23:28] let's just, let's select all, and let's go to exchange.

[06:23:32] So $42,000, what did I get?

[06:23:42] Oh, I got a Tesla. Oh, I got a new AP.

[06:24:02] Or do I do one more battle?

[06:24:23] Chad, is there anything that I talk about that I need that I could like just like cash in real quick?

[06:24:29] That y'all can think of?

[06:24:36] Dick. Food.

[06:24:42] Low key?

[06:24:45] Well, that isn't a bad shout.

[06:24:56] You're not getting a 42k DoorDash card.

[06:25:00] Oh, what about a chain?

[06:25:04] Just like a nice like Cuban?

[06:25:14] There's a Chrome Hearts Rolex on there?

[06:25:21] There's so much.

[06:25:36] A golf cart.

[06:25:43] I'm not getting a golf cart, no.

[06:25:54] Elon Musk signed Tesla cap.

[06:26:13] Wait, shall I have one millimeter am I looking for again?

[06:26:40] like this is nice. 42, is 41 good?

[06:26:55] So if I clicked it and I wanted to do 80%, it would cost me 8,000 to get this.

[06:27:10] I have a 75% chance of getting this.

[06:27:19] Do y'all think I get it or no?

[06:27:40] you

[06:28:10] you

[06:28:40] you

[06:29:10] you

[06:29:40] you

[06:30:10] you

[06:30:40] A 15,000-dollar Rolex, a Rolex Yacht-Master, stainless steel dial, a submarine, and a

[06:31:07] Which one, Chad?

[06:31:12] Chad with the 1k1?

[06:31:17] Oh my God.

[06:31:21] Wait, but that's a bust down.

[06:31:23] I don't know what bust down.

[06:31:24] Of course, you know the rainbow one.

[06:31:36] Get a two-tone or a root beer?

[06:31:48] Like this one?

[06:31:54] I don't really fuck with that.

[06:32:02] I'm gonna be honest, I think I go this.

[06:32:07] All the ones I looked at, I like this one.

[06:32:10] Is it that one?

[06:32:13] No.

[06:32:14] Oh, one that I like, Chad?

[06:32:19] One below it.

[06:32:22] This?

[06:32:23] No, that's for females, no.

[06:32:26] This is the last one I'm doing, by the way, Chad.

[06:32:31] So I have 9.5K.

[06:32:38] Okay.

[06:32:43] Which one do y'all think?

[06:32:51] Y'all like this one or not?

[06:32:55] I kind of like the submarine with the black dial.

[06:33:00] 65% odds.

[06:33:09] I'm not going to lie, this right here, this is straight up just, at least it does tell me the odds to be fair.

[06:33:16] Do I make it 70?

[06:33:19] Sal, one of these things I don't give a fuck about in here, like...

[06:33:26] Like this shirt.

[06:33:30] And then I can make it like 71%

[06:33:48] I'm not doing six seven percent. All right, what do I go chat? What do I go? Where do I go with it? What do you guys think?

[06:33:54] Move the dial so all the gray is on the right so y'all think right there

[06:34:00] Do I like this, I don't even know if I like this though.

[06:34:17] It's ugly.

[06:34:18] I got a Rolex, a 9,500 on a Rolex, but I'm about to try and get a 70% odds to trade

[06:34:28] up or lose it?

[06:34:30] So there's a 30% chance I'll lose it?

[06:34:34] Yes.

[06:34:35] So you're again going to $10,000?

[06:34:37] Yeah.

[06:34:38] You heard it, right?

[06:34:40] How do you understand that?

[06:34:41] Do the 20K one.

[06:34:50] But if I'm getting the 20K's, why don't I just do

[06:34:55] Bruce Wayne or the sky-dweller?

[06:35:09] Okay, but how much would I need if I wanted to do 80% peak?

[06:35:22] I think I run it. I think I run it.

[06:35:29] I know it's a big risk for a small reward, but I think it's worth it.

[06:35:34] I don't want that chain. I'm not 50-50 and you know.

[06:35:49] Oh my God, for the Bruce Wayne.

[06:35:51] For the Bruce Wayne.

[06:36:22] Come on! Come on!

[06:36:35] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[06:36:46] Yes!

[06:36:48] We did it!

[06:36:50] We did it!

[06:36:52] We did it!

[06:36:54] We did it!

[06:36:56] We did it!

[06:36:58] Now!

[06:37:18] Am I getting greedy chat?

[06:37:20] Tell me if I'm getting greedy.

[06:37:21] That has to tell me if I'm getting greedy.

[06:37:25] Because now we're getting into AP range.

[06:37:32] Should we go being co-ex-co-mort?

[06:37:39] Keep the Bruce Wayne it's tough.

[06:37:44] How do you even spell autumn here?

[06:38:14] I have an AP though, I'll be honest out of all the Rolexes, the nicest one, a 1908,

[06:38:43] I feel like the nicest one is the Bruce Wayne.

[06:38:49] Right?

[06:38:50] Like this is so tough.

[06:38:56] I mean, what else could you get for 25K?

[06:39:00] Honda Accord, a backyard bunker?

[06:39:09] I guess I want to.

[06:39:13] I think I have that I think this is what I want right

[06:39:28] For sure 5050 for AP I'm not doing that claim it all right. I'ma claim it

[06:39:43] It's a 12k watch?

[06:40:07] No, it's not.

[06:40:10] Wait, can you tell me what the, what does the code is for the house?

[06:40:26] It's not a 10k watch, there's no way.

[06:40:33] No, it's not. What are y'all saying?

[06:40:35] I

[06:40:39] This

[06:40:42] Yeah, it's not a $10,000 watch what are you guys saying 22,000 Bruce Wayne

[06:40:54] Chats are targeted it's 10k retail

[06:40:56] Yeah, but you can't get watches retail anymore that watch that came out whenever this did

[06:41:00] But if you go to buy this watch anywhere, it's selling for 20, 20, 20.

[06:41:05] You should have it over and then ship that watch.

[06:41:08] And then put it on the fucking table and it leaves.

[06:41:10] I guess that's how that works.

[06:41:12] I don't know.

[06:41:13] I don't think it's overnight shipping.

[06:41:15] No.

[06:41:16] Just tell them to ship it over.

[06:41:19] That looks good, right? That's the address?

[06:41:23] No, it's clear.

[06:41:25] Bang or submit.

[06:41:32] Leap, and not leak.

[06:41:41] Very...

[06:41:58] Firstly, do our usual dead.

[06:42:11] Oh, yeah.

[06:42:36] Oh, yeah.

[06:42:42] It's fake, okay, we'll see when I get it

[06:42:44] and then I open it on screen and then we'll see.

[06:42:49] I'm not giving it away, fuck you.

[06:43:06] I just won that, dude.

[06:43:18] Oh my God.

[06:43:20] Oh my God.

[06:43:22] Yes, bitch.

[06:43:36] Yes, bitch! Fuck me in the ass!

[06:43:50] Alright, let me share my ending.

[06:43:55] Why do I want to get greedy, dude?

[06:44:01] Why do I want to go greedy?

[06:44:06] Why do I want to get greedy, bro?

[06:44:13] All right, we're taking AC plus off.

[06:44:33] No, don't.

[06:44:50] Rocket League?

[06:44:52] Come on, you can open message.

[06:45:06] GTA?

[06:45:07] I'm not even in a server, though.

[06:45:20] I cannot deal with the GTA chatters.

[06:45:42] start with the GTA chatters, bro.

[06:45:44] What does that have to do with anything?

[06:46:13] Kee song's live, okay?

[06:46:24] K-Songs live, okay?

[06:46:33] Hey?

[06:46:47] Watch out.

[06:46:54] Smoke weed.

[06:46:55] Is Jason still alive?

[06:46:57] No, is the dad still alive?

[06:46:59] Holy fuck, everybody ended.

[06:47:00] I'm going to be honest, I don't keep wanting to do what I want to do.

[06:47:26] Then what I want to do is play Rocket Beep.

[06:47:54] You said you wanted to play GTA, no, no, no, no, no, no, you said you wanted to play GTA.

[06:48:05] You said it.

[06:48:07] No, I didn't.

[06:48:11] Yes, you did.

[06:48:13] You guys said you wanted me to play GTA.

[06:48:28] What time do I leave tomorrow chat so I can be in San Diego on time?

[06:48:36] We already told Kason you're playing.

[06:48:40] So y'all told Kson I'm playing without me saying I was playing?

[06:49:06] I'm going to be honest.

[06:49:08] We have two options that you guys want.

[06:49:12] I could hop on GTARP for a little bit.

[06:49:16] It's probably gonna take me an hour to make my character.

[06:49:18] There's.

[06:49:21] Or I could play Rocket League and try to hit flat.

[06:49:38] But, every time I lose a game, of course, I lose a game, and I lose a game.

[06:50:07] You're an addict, yo.

[06:50:10] I'm not an addict!

[06:50:22] Let's do it.

[06:50:23] Wait, Lays are down?

[06:50:25] Ha ha ha ha.

[06:50:28] Wait, Lays.

[06:50:31] Yes?

[06:50:32] Wait, Lays.

[06:50:33] What the fuck?

[06:50:34] Yes?

[06:50:35] What the fuck?

[06:50:37] What the fuck?

[06:50:39] Yes.

[06:50:51] Lay sensed in the weed.

[06:50:53] Trios, I'm not...

[06:50:55] You're not going to lie bro, you're trash.

[06:50:57] Just keep it real with you.

[06:51:01] Like you're garbage, I'm being honest with you.

[06:51:03] I'm not trying to be asshole, but you're garbage, okay?

[06:51:09] You're not on the plat level that I'm on, to be honest.

[06:51:12] Uh...

[06:51:18] L Boss L Friend.

[06:51:27] GG to the Tapcast collab. I just won't do it in here, Chad.

[06:51:30] I just won't do it in this room, what?

[06:51:42] Hold on, I gotta send a screen shot of this really quick.

[06:52:00] Why are you telling K-Sod that I'm playing GTA?

[06:52:12] I don't know why you're lying about that.

[06:52:28] the gym.

[06:52:56] So y'all, y'all, bro, I don't understand why you guys want me so bad to get on GTARP.

[06:53:05] Play with Jim C.

[06:53:06] Yeah, bro, let me just call Jim C up off-stream and be like, hey, Jim C, you want to play

[06:53:13] Rocket League with me, bro?

[06:53:14] Like, do you guys think that I'm just some fucking, some fucking like little like circus

[06:53:19] monkey that you guys can just like put strings on and control me and like, and like make me

[06:53:23] Like do whatever you want

[06:53:32] Listen the end of the day bro. I'm a grown-ass man with grown-ass tendencies, and I'm a grown-ass do whatever I want

[06:53:53] That was hard.

[06:53:56] Was that actually tough what I just said?

[06:54:14] No.

[06:54:15] You're a grown-ass man getting on Rocket League.

[06:54:18] So I can't enjoy a game anymore?

[06:54:21] I can't enjoy a game anymore?

[06:54:46] I'm not smoking yet. I'm not smoking because you guys call me an addict. I'm not smoking

[06:54:51] Laser, are you getting on?

[06:55:08] I'll play out.

[06:55:14] Wait, what?

[06:55:16] Did you say someone else is logging into my account?

[06:55:34] What the fuck?

[06:55:37] Play with ladies, I'm going to, but I gotta play one more, I gotta play one warm up game on solo, chat.

[06:55:42] Y'all gonna hit black tonight or not?

[06:55:46] How long do I have to play to get flat in 2s if I'm all gold 2?

[06:55:53] A few games?

[06:55:57] 15 games?

[06:56:00] No shot.

[06:56:02] I've actually been getting a lot better.

[06:56:06] See?

[06:56:08] Told you.

[06:56:10] Told you.

[06:56:13] What a save coming from there.

[06:56:37] What a save again!

[06:56:38] I'm telling you, I'm deadass getting better!

[06:56:52] I've been blinding, bro!

[06:56:56] LOOK AT THIS! I'M NOT A GOLD PLAYER ANYMORE!

[06:57:08] You're a savior?

[06:57:13] This guy might as well have stuck in the forfeit.

[06:57:18] Yo, you might as well already forfeit, bro.

[06:57:22] Yo, Moth, can we get TTS going?

[06:57:25] No boost, no problem.

[06:57:35] Does it matter, no boost, do you want to lie?

[06:57:54] How about a fucking dildo up your ass, how's that sound, buddy boy?

[06:58:19] Nice, nice, nice.

[06:58:26] You got your boots, you got your ejection, what's up with anal and you?

[06:58:41] What up?

[06:58:42] Yo, I deadass might, yo, I might be, I might, what's up with the after platinum, shit?

[06:58:47] I might be done like skill level wise. I did ask my behind me

[06:59:04] Thank you

[06:59:08] TTS is 300 nits. Yes, like make it make it like make it a hundred make it a hundred look you make it a hundred

[06:59:13] Or if it starts getting too spammed, maybe 200

[06:59:17] How do I add you?

[06:59:33] You're playing bots.

[06:59:34] No, I'm not.

[06:59:41] Ladies, I have you added, don't I?

[06:59:50] Darla's playing off-stream in a private match.

[07:00:05] I have you added, ladies.

[07:00:07] What do you say?

[07:00:08] Are you fried?

[07:00:09] I don't know how you had it.

[07:00:16] Other Steelers getting Malik Willis.

[07:00:19] Please, I want to hit Plat today.

[07:00:24] Marge, change title to Road to Plat.

[07:00:29] Let's do it.

[07:00:32] i'm like barely in flat

[07:00:39] so are you tapping a jaun if we lose?

[07:00:42] doing what?

[07:00:44] tapping a jaun?

[07:00:46] yeah if we lose

[07:00:48] lacy why i get all the same tapecaps in my two boxes got three liners and three glitches

[07:00:53] can we turn it down a little bit sleek?

[07:00:58] That's a fire shirt, Lacey. Where can I get one like that or something that is that good?

[07:01:03] Uh, youngLA, youngLA.com. You can use code Lacey for 15% off.

[07:01:07] I like that shirt, bro.

[07:01:08] Can I coach you?

[07:01:10] No.

[07:01:11] When I was watching, uh...

[07:01:12] I don't need a coach. I don't need a coach. I'm a diamond-loving player.

[07:01:15] I didn't realize it was youngLA at first when I was watching.

[07:01:18] You're lorry losing so much weight. Don't listen to the hate of a little-

[07:01:22] Can you turn it down a little bit, maybe?

[07:01:23] So what I'm not getting I could have got a new Vespa non-pact draw

[07:01:39] For those kids for loss

[07:01:53] That was good. That was really good. That's really good.

[07:01:57] I got no boots.

[07:01:59] How am I bad? Where's Dicky?

[07:02:05] That's good.

[07:02:07] Can I just chill anymore, bro?

[07:02:09] I've got a little thing here.

[07:02:11] I'm going to pop it up to the middle.

[07:02:17] I'm going to back off.

[07:02:19] I really want to hit my head on the crystal.

[07:02:21] Yeah, yeah, I wanna win, bro. I really do.

[07:02:23] Oh, god, I wanna get better.

[07:02:25] Yeah, I'm not that bad.

[07:02:27] Good day, sir. Good day, sir.

[07:02:29] Tell Lacy to go there.

[07:02:31] No, I'm really him!

[07:02:33] I'm really fucking him!

[07:02:35] I'm really fucking him!

[07:02:37] That is good defense, bro.

[07:02:39] I think I'm gonna hit.

[07:02:41] Love you, Freedick mods.

[07:02:43] Hey, Lacy, what's good about it?

[07:02:45] I wish nothing but the worst for you in your home streaming career.

[07:02:51] Oh, over the middle!

[07:02:53] I got that, I got that.

[07:02:55] I'm in here.

[07:02:57] Love you, big dog.

[07:02:59] Get back out of the way, get out of the way.

[07:03:01] Out of the way.

[07:03:03] How about this?

[07:03:05] Oh, shit, you never had a play.

[07:03:07] Get out of the way, get out of the way.

[07:03:09] Chunks. Tunks. Chunky.

[07:03:11] A beast.

[07:03:13] Big blue beads.

[07:03:17] Let me play BW.

[07:03:19] All the time slimy of you sexy as fine. Oh, it's hot

[07:03:37] Hi, Lacey, it's meeting me from high school remember when we used to jerk each other off in the bathroom

[07:03:43] I never jerked you off my bathroom. I didn't have it.

[07:03:48] I'll give you that hill by some young guy with your coat.

[07:03:54] Whoa! He doesn't fucking climb.

[07:03:58] Yeah, I'm not bad at all.

[07:04:03] Dude, I saw a tic-tac.

[07:04:05] Nice shot, ladies. I might be able to finish that. I might be able to finish that.

[07:04:08] I saw this talk of how to do like a speed aerial bro and it was so easy when I was teaching X2C and I forgot how to do it

[07:04:16] but I didn't know how to do that

[07:04:17] I know how to do this, I know how to do everything

[07:04:19] I know how to do speed aerial, airflip, aero, triple triple, triple tap, anything

[07:04:25] The speed aerial was like good though, oh my god, no no

[07:04:29] Don't ever step foot in Fontana, California, your guts will turn hose down

[07:04:34] I don't know anything

[07:04:35] I'll find Marco

[07:04:38] Oh, no, that's a push.

[07:04:45] Ask Lazy for on fire time today.

[07:04:48] Ask Lazy if he was fired in today.

[07:04:51] I would have won.

[07:04:53] I would have won, at least.

[07:04:55] I don't think anything today was...

[07:04:57] Hey, Lazy.

[07:04:58] I'm going to be logical and it said you were one of the top sexiest male streamers.

[07:05:02] Hold on, not there.

[07:05:03] Must be hard-looking like...

[07:05:04] Fuck!

[07:05:05] Oh, the chat is annoying!

[07:05:13] Well, thank you, bro. I know I'm a sexy streamer, yes. Thank you for saying that, dude. I appreciate that.

[07:05:17] I get that a lot, too. I get that a lot, too.

[07:05:25] Gotta go ahead.

[07:05:28] No boots.

[07:05:30] Oh, I'm such a dirty little slut.

[07:05:37] Oh, no.

[07:05:42] I need one, bro.

[07:05:48] We're good.

[07:05:49] We're chilling, bro.

[07:05:50] Oh, it's over again.

[07:05:51] We're not hot as in Prime Megan Fox.

[07:05:52] Thank you, bro.

[07:05:53] Where's...

[07:05:54] Where's...

[07:05:55] I just finished all over him!

[07:05:56] I just...

[07:05:57] I might take on his face!

[07:05:58] Fuck my dick on his face!

[07:06:00] Nice.

[07:06:02] Holy shit.

[07:06:11] Can you lease?

[07:06:15] I'm not getting a why when I get a penis cam!

[07:06:21] I'm not getting a penis cam on my street!

[07:06:25] I have kids watching right now, bro.

[07:06:27] We're not even in 18 plus mode.

[07:06:40] I tried doing some shit, but it isn't in my bag.

[07:06:47] Check, can you hit that without being able to, like, consistently aerial?

[07:06:52] Come on, wait.

[07:06:53] Oh my god.

[07:06:54] Come on, wait.

[07:06:55] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Take my dick out! Slap it on his face!

[07:07:02] Nice!

[07:07:10] Let's go, bro.

[07:07:14] Nice, good shit.

[07:07:17] What? Nice, Lees?

[07:07:19] Oh my god.

[07:07:20] Speaking for all of us, could we get some better content?

[07:07:23] The same thing with every stream store then what could lead

[07:07:33] Had great segments today, and then I want to give a little bit of the industry

[07:07:46] Hey, so

[07:07:53] I

[07:08:00] Know what you saw he saw he saw

[07:08:05] Unless I'm up in them. Oh my god. No, we're good. There's no chance in hell

[07:08:11] Well, the shop's kinda good right now.

[07:08:41] I see my DJ's got you there.

[07:08:46] Hey what's going on?

[07:08:47] What's up DJ?

[07:08:48] Yeah, I need to turn some tunes on.

[07:08:49] Dude, tell me the fucking DJ doesn't sound like Greg.

[07:08:52] Fuck Jadion Rums.

[07:08:53] Nice!

[07:08:54] I can-

[07:08:55] Nice, Lays!

[07:08:56] Easy, easy.

[07:08:57] Yo DJ, what you got bro?

[07:08:58] You were fucking dappin' up a storm.

[07:08:59] Yo DJ, what you got bro? You're fucking dappin' up a storm!

[07:09:09] Screen, tap that to switch it up. Alright, enough talk. I'm there to entrate. Let's get

[07:09:13] it going with that and some other artists in that song.

[07:09:16] DEAD! What did I do to you all?!

[07:09:22] I know what you're saying, I said I'm gonna cheat you everywhere I went.

[07:09:32] I don't know.

[07:09:33] I think I did alright.

[07:09:36] You know how you get drugs and clues, it's like you got a fine of two days.

[07:09:43] I'm serious, that's... no, that's when the hell we have to red-eye.

[07:09:46] That's the one, that's the one, that's the one!

[07:09:48] Oh, that's the one, yeah!

[07:09:49] Oh, that's the one!

[07:09:50] You call this a set-up?

[07:10:07] Come on.

[07:10:13] Lacey is so good, thank you girl.

[07:10:25] Lacey, your next car has to be a Hellcalf Red Eye. It has 797 horsepower, way faster than any Mercedes.

[07:10:33] I don't care, girl. Talk about some, getting a new car. How about you, how about you get some pussy?

[07:10:43] You are carrying lays didn't know you were this good actual diamond player thank you

[07:11:08] right over that player miss when we were a little

[07:11:15] and used to explore each other's bodies so glad you grew up to be success

[07:11:21] never explored your body as a kid never touched your body or explored your body

[07:11:30] Yes, again.

[07:11:50] 1v1 me, don't be scared.

[07:11:56] You're scaring me, you scum.

[07:11:57] I'll take you off for a plunge.

[07:12:00] Maybe a little hunter gifted in the chat, not a bad shout.

[07:12:05] Gifted's not a bad shout, if anybody wants to give me some subs.

[07:12:09] You don't got even 50 kilo, dude.

[07:12:11] Oh, fuck, I still got a thing for that, bro.

[07:12:14] Nah, bro, you don't got a...

[07:12:21] Shivers gifted box up, just faked it. Yo, hey, man, you're a rich boy.

[07:12:25] Oh my god I fucking was too...

[07:12:33] I'm not letting you score here.

[07:12:55] you

[07:13:25] you

[07:13:55] you

[07:14:25] you

[07:14:55] you

[07:15:25] you

[07:15:55] you

[07:16:25] you

[07:16:55] you

[07:17:25] you

[07:17:55] you

[07:18:25] You

[07:18:55] instigate me to slow

[07:18:58] Take them take them

[07:19:00] Yep, they're fakes

[07:19:02] Can I get some boos bro?

[07:19:04] Shit on

[07:19:08] Oh, I'm not taking off a piece of clothing every ball

[07:19:21] Howdy

[07:19:25] I've never even heard that you dare in my life, like, don't call someone that.

[07:19:55] Yeah.

[07:19:56] Dude, these kids are fucking trying to get her up, though.

[07:20:10] Accurate.

[07:20:11] Get her up.

[07:20:12] Get her out.

[07:20:13] Get her into some hoose.

[07:20:14] Oh, they're going to give us a goal.

[07:20:15] Nice landing, dude.

[07:20:16] That's why I love the big yo-guys.

[07:20:17] I'm not going to lie.

[07:20:18] Chad Baxter, no, ladies.

[07:20:19] Definitely has, like, a pet.

[07:20:20] It's why I love the big yo, doesn't that go live?

[07:20:23] Chat back sure no, Lacy definitely has like a pencil type dick.

[07:20:26] I like why you saying that.

[07:20:30] We got a W fake? To the goal. That's such a great teamwork.

[07:20:34] Let's do it.

[07:20:35] Lacy, if you have one more to one more to reset, and why?

[07:20:38] If I had one mod to unmod, I would probably unmod.

[07:20:42] Honestly, JD, just me doesn't do shit.

[07:20:50] All he does is steal flesh and blood from someone mentioned in his name.

[07:20:55] Aww, Lace.

[07:20:58] Come up here, Colasso.

[07:21:05] Is it true that your nipples leak may amaze when you jump up and down too fast?

[07:21:15] Lacy, you look like a gallon of milk.

[07:21:20] Oh, man.

[07:21:22] Oh, shit.

[07:21:24] That looked like a gallon of milk.

[07:21:38] Oh, he got me.

[07:21:40] You want me to boost him?

[07:21:42] Yeah, you can boost him.

[07:21:44] I have her goal here.

[07:21:46] How many half gallons are in a gallon?

[07:21:48] I'm going to use the Elvira and Valin to dump the Bunk.

[07:22:06] Okay, you wonder what I've actually got really good at, chat?

[07:22:09] Can you guys agree, at least, in Not Sure for once?

[07:22:11] I actually got really good at going off the walls.

[07:22:15] I'm going off the walls in, uh, like, air dribbling.

[07:22:21] That's on the middle.

[07:22:27] YES!

[07:22:34] Jesus, the time train?

[07:22:39] Alright, show me an air dribble off the wall then? I bet.

[07:22:45] How much to unlock and he can't.

[07:23:07] There's a woman on right now and you're set playing Rocket League do you have no shame.

[07:23:12] more. There's Dupeta.

[07:23:17] What the fuck is that? There's a door going on and you're playing rockin' and you're better?

[07:23:22] What the fuck do you all need to do?

[07:23:25] Look here, team. I'm a streamer, dude.

[07:23:30] What the fuck do you all lazy to do?

[07:23:33] I took it off your pants.

[07:23:54] Come on I gotta rank up here.

[07:23:56] That's gotta be a rank up.

[07:23:57] Three wins in a row?

[07:23:58] What?

[07:23:59] What?

[07:24:00] Against two Platts?

[07:24:02] Oh wow, two Platts.

[07:24:09] Dude, some Platts are better than our Platts.

[07:24:19] Like those guys are really like flying.

[07:24:24] Surely these guys will be there.

[07:24:32] Bro, did you actually get banned on Dronash?

[07:24:40] I was watching the stream and I saw you 18 girls cringled around for the alibis farm.

[07:24:50] Oh my god.

[07:24:54] Please bro, that's good sure I really did like that a lot actually is it kind of a nice stadium

[07:25:08] I

[07:25:22] Bumps you I sold

[07:25:38] I

[07:26:08] I'm getting, I'm not gonna lie, the rate at which I, I, I, I, the rate at which I exceed

[07:26:30] video games is crazy Diana Lim said she wants to play trios

[07:26:39] I got no problem with Diana Jack just not my type of trio, you know what I mean?

[07:26:50] I'm trying to make it back to you

[07:26:57] I'm done

[07:27:03] Don't worry boys

[07:27:08] No, you guys just suck it's that simple. That's true, bro. We're just getting like turbo

[07:27:15] Mobile twitch is unwatchable without turbo back.

[07:27:27] What a fuckin' play from Lil Lepiney.

[07:27:28] Yeah, I'ma finish it.

[07:27:29] Come on now.

[07:28:00] I'm not gonna lie, it's actually a couple cold player level bump right there.

[07:28:02] You're okay to go save Silky, he got locked up because you're so fat.

[07:28:06] Also tell LazyWant to solo spawn.

[07:28:09] Oh, you're selling drugs or something?

[07:28:14] Guess shit, dude.

[07:28:24] Try not to question me, guys.

[07:28:27] Silky's in jail and Loty's not.

[07:28:30] Oh

[07:28:45] Bro silkie is not fucking locked up

[07:28:54] He is

[07:28:56] you go boys 40 big legs

[07:29:02] oh my god

[07:29:06] oh my god

[07:29:10] okay

[07:29:13] two minutes I'm in here man here

[07:29:16] yeah I did ask you about today

[07:29:26] Oh my god, that dead ass might have made me come in my pants.

[07:29:46] Demo?

[07:29:47] I'm not gonna, I'm not, I'm gonna line them so you have the potential to be SSL.

[07:30:25] Alright, here we go, squirt. There's so much better than them, there's no way we let them come back down when we're a full-war.

[07:30:31] That's not gonna happen, that's not gonna happen.

[07:30:38] I'm such a...

[07:30:40] I'm a lawnmower, bro.

[07:30:42] I'm endless, I'm endless.

[07:30:44] I

[07:31:01] Was good

[07:31:07] No

[07:31:09] Oh, they're just sold.

[07:31:16] I almost have a double hat-erich, yeah?

[07:31:20] I almost have a double hat-erich.

[07:31:23] Just put that on the plate, what?

[07:31:26] I'm gonna smash.

[07:31:33] Yo, I did it?

[07:31:34] I think I can play an SS on it.

[07:31:35] Is that crazy?

[07:31:36] Yeah, I think so.

[07:31:46] Oh wow, he got over my head.

[07:32:02] I hit it off the wall.

[07:32:04] Whoa, paked it.

[07:32:13] We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[07:32:17] All right, I think we won.

[07:32:21] I think that's it for sure.

[07:32:23] Hey, GG boys, we'll just say now.

[07:32:27] Game's over, Chud boys.

[07:32:34] I

[07:32:38] Silky's not in jail

[07:32:48] He is look at his tree. Okay, so silk he's in jail right now. Let's see

[07:32:55] Let me see bro

[07:33:02] What

[07:33:04] Don't let me out, you lot of love.

[07:33:08] Don't let me out.

[07:33:10] Oh.

[07:33:17] Wait, Silkie's actually in jail.

[07:33:21] Bro, don't ask him on the side of the table or nothing, bro.

[07:33:24] Don't ask him on the side of the table.

[07:33:25] Paul, at least, can you un-q us, bro?

[07:33:26] Don't shoot me.

[07:33:27] You're the host, dude.

[07:33:28] Oh, right?

[07:33:29] I'm right back here.

[07:33:30] Hey, Matt, switch the Silkie.

[07:33:31] I'm going to go visit Silkie in jail real quick.

[07:33:33] I'm going to go visit Woo and Jail. Hold up.

[07:35:03] Oh

[07:35:06] What you trying to tell me game I know it's been mad long but game I got an iPad they got me good in here

[07:35:12] I've been watching this big one son on iPad that he loved only would you get locked up for it?

[07:35:20] X you see people

[07:35:25] Because X you see

[07:35:27] You never guess how wild you are back to E.P. I was in the streets whole game put up on me

[07:35:34] I don't know man I don't know man you heard you became an L.A. now

[07:35:37] I had to up hold kill three people

[07:35:39] I don't know

[07:35:41] Why do you know what you don't believe yourself?

[07:35:48] I just can't who's coming to visit you

[07:35:50] I know you're the kid who doesn't know

[07:35:51] Hey

[07:35:52] Thank you bro I appreciate you for visiting me

[07:35:54] Did you come by these snacks and you

[07:35:55] I got you a crusticles

[07:36:04] King come on

[07:36:11] You try to take my snacks don't don't be selfish

[07:36:15] Don't be selfish. Come on. Give me a bro. Come on. You mind me

[07:36:22] What give me a machine's gonna get with you

[07:36:25] What you mean, sis? Go get it with you.

[07:36:26] Ugh!

[07:36:27] Ugh!

[07:36:36] Man, fuck you and fuck this kid!

[07:36:38] Oh, oh, shit.

[07:36:46] He's 48 of me.

[07:36:48] He fought across the wall.

[07:36:50] Oh, shit.

[07:36:55] Did somebody go out?

[07:37:00] Did somebody?

[07:37:02] I ain't gonna lie.

[07:37:06] I ain't gonna lie before I go.

[07:37:11] Before I go, I gotta smoke this K2 that I wrote up.

[07:37:16] Ah

[07:37:32] Told you

[07:38:16] I'm not smoking, no, I have to get up early tomorrow.

[07:38:25] Yo.

[07:38:26] Yo, ready?

[07:38:27] Dude, I'm actually like, sped, I was like, laughing, watching.

[07:38:31] Yeah, you in that lobby, shoot?

[07:38:33] I should be.

[07:38:35] Also, bro, you gotta fire whoever runs your toolkit, bro.

[07:38:39] I know.

[07:38:40] That shit didn't get swapped, bro, I had to pull up silky stream.

[07:38:45] I

[07:38:47] Look you blew my smoke to then in stream and be high off river

[07:39:15] It was and I'm just not that way. Hold on. A little two-piece magnate inbound.

[07:39:20] We're not that close.

[07:39:33] Go. Out of there.

[07:39:45] Oh

[07:39:54] Shit

[07:39:59] There's something in the fucking air bro

[07:40:03] No, that's all that

[07:40:07] They got like no boost

[07:40:15] Haha!

[07:40:24] Who's a good center?

[07:40:37] The gravy flicks?

[07:40:41] Mark!

[07:40:45] Give me a lot of boost rain.

[07:40:47] No, I didn't ask her to bat me in Rolex today.

[07:40:50] No, that's how crazy that is.

[07:40:55] Little bathroom.

[07:40:59] No!

[07:41:01] And I got an Impostible.

[07:41:10] It's big, huh?

[07:41:12] No, well, I did it in the mail.

[07:41:14] and I open it on screen

[07:41:25] oh shit dude we should have taken a break

[07:41:29] cause you took a food break dude

[07:41:34] now I have to order some food too

[07:41:41] we'll pop up we'll

[07:41:44] Oh my god, I hate this guy bro.

[07:41:48] Let's stay calm, go lasso.

[07:41:50] Almost.

[07:41:51] Okay, okay, Chad we're back.

[07:41:52] We're back, come on.

[07:41:53] Focus for me and Chad bro, come on.

[07:41:54] It's game time.

[07:41:55] This is what legends are made.

[07:41:56] It's your turn.

[07:41:57] Hey mate.

[07:41:58] Hey mate.

[07:41:59] Hey mate.

[07:42:00] Hey mate.

[07:42:01] Hey mate.

[07:42:02] Hey mate.

[07:42:03] Hey mate.

[07:42:04] This is what legends are made

[07:42:24] I want to hit flat these are the games that we have to win

[07:42:34] It's all of the great songs we've learned

[07:43:04] you

[07:43:34] you

[07:44:04] you

[07:44:34] you

[07:45:04] you

[07:45:34] I

[07:45:47] Hey, bye bye, bitch we're doing a fucking plan

[07:45:53] And nice draw nice nice nice

[07:45:57] I

[07:46:02] Work light work how is that not a rink up?

[07:46:10] We double-clutch three times

[07:46:18] Cured up you want and I'm down because I don't give I'm not gonna

[07:46:25] So early

[07:46:27] I don't want to go to school in the morning, why am I getting, what do you guys call me

[07:46:45] a fake demon for?

[07:46:47] and via school in the morning

[07:47:17] no no no I can tell they're bad

[07:47:23] oh my that was good that was a good save I'm not gonna lie holy fuck

[07:47:28] that was just fucking in the net

[07:47:34] I fucking missed

[07:47:42] no shot

[07:47:43] we got it we got it

[07:47:47] Oh, I'm not scared.

[07:47:49] Yep, off the ball.

[07:47:50] Oh, he's got fucking said up in that fucking outer space.

[07:47:58] Come on, it's going the other way.

[07:48:03] Flips it up.

[07:48:06] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[07:48:07] Not a lot? How are you guys calling me a lot?

[07:48:09] I don't know what I'm really playing so good.

[07:48:11] Oh, that was good, that was really good.

[07:48:14] Oh, wait.

[07:48:15] And then it sets up a goal. Like, this is the top end of the shack, Hating. How do y'all hate our good player? How do y'all hate our good player?

[07:48:22] And then if he has like, that pass shot there isn't on the staff sheet either.

[07:48:26] Exactly.

[07:48:28] It's crazy.

[07:48:32] You guys are good too. Or like, better than the last few players.

[07:49:06] I'm gonna hit it here, it's gonna go center.

[07:49:16] Oh no.

[07:49:21] Oh no.

[07:49:22] Oh that's not fair.

[07:49:23] Oh no.

[07:49:24] Can't machine equalizer.

[07:49:25] Oh no.

[07:49:26] Oh that's not fair.

[07:49:27] Oh no.

[07:49:29] Oh that's not fair.

[07:49:31] Oh no.

[07:49:33] Okay we see an equalizer.

[07:49:37] And they're spinning.

[07:49:39] They want to spin what a save to that?

[07:49:41] Oh that, that.

[07:49:43] We own you?

[07:49:45] Oh man don't let this go.

[07:49:47] Now they're spinning what a save and they just type we own you.

[07:49:49] Come on guys hit the try.

[07:49:51] Okay like we'll try dude.

[07:49:53] We just wanted to keep the game fun and like close.

[07:49:57] Yeah.

[07:50:03] I like them.

[07:50:07] Oh no.

[07:50:11] Oh I don't have the cause.

[07:50:17] No way you'd stick that. Your Muckles are actually pretty solid.

[07:50:22] Yeah I don't know if I really came to play.

[07:50:27] Nice

[07:50:34] Nice

[07:50:35] That's really good

[07:50:36] Daddy's always here

[07:50:37] Daddy's always here

[07:50:38] Come on let's just run

[07:50:40] We're chilling bro, we're in here

[07:50:45] Oh, you got it?

[07:50:47] I bumped him?

[07:50:49] Oh my god look here

[07:50:51] Chat, actions, don't worry, my skill level.

[07:51:01] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

[07:51:07] Okay, no, no, we're good, we still have time bro.

[07:51:10] I got it.

[07:51:12] Nice.

[07:51:15] No, he hit it!

[07:51:17] I'm going for it.

[07:51:19] Oh, these guys are actually skulls.

[07:51:22] Yeah, they can't apply it, bro.

[07:51:24] Still in there. We're good.

[07:51:25] Why are you so toxic?

[07:51:32] We're good, bro.

[07:51:34] It's gonna be a long minute.

[07:51:36] That's a squire in there when I try to...

[07:51:39] We're good.

[07:51:41] Oh, shit.

[07:51:44] That was... wow, that was...

[07:51:46] What did I say?

[07:52:18] One game out of what? Seven?

[07:52:20] Yeah, we look, you did just kind of go through and see if there'd be a lot of...

[07:52:27] Yeah, just three super-sponsored workers. Love that, no we don't.

[07:52:30] Fucking three puns.

[07:52:31] We're the assholes.

[07:52:48] I

[07:53:02] Yeah, well don't predict Lacey are you on friend like do I look like I'm on friend

[07:53:11] Yo, it's odd been spinning your fake. Are you a fake stoner for an hour?

[07:53:18] I'm not a stoner at all.

[07:53:23] That's why you're a fake one, dude.

[07:53:26] Major L.

[07:53:32] We're getting back.

[07:53:36] Ooh, that might be pinched in.

[07:53:39] Oh my god!

[07:53:43] You guys can't play this guy's an L, bro

[07:53:49] We saw we saw me. I'm not playing for Larry down

[07:53:54] I've bumped him, but I don't know I like a little while he's just ready

[07:54:43] He's there, and they're gonna score off that too.

[07:54:54] Haha, that two goes now, all good.

[07:55:30] These guys probably play to RSS us all the time, dude

[07:55:36] Oh my god, I could have finished it.

[07:56:02] Nice.

[07:56:04] HOOOOOOAAAHHHHHH!

[07:56:06] They were still here.

[07:56:08] Boom, make them fuck yourselves.

[07:56:10] Oh my god, just give them free.

[07:56:12] Just give them free chat.

[07:57:02] I might as well put some aquifer on two fingers and stick them on my ass.

[07:57:12] Can we come back down 3R?

[07:57:22] Yo, Loki, they're just playing with the gold, you know?

[07:57:26] Yeah.

[07:57:27] I'm so sorry about phase you think you're a good ass oh my god get that shit out of

[07:58:21] Oh

[07:58:43] Oh my god, this guy has five saves he's actually like

[07:59:21] Oh my god, chat can't see

[07:59:25] Y'all, it's a YouTube video where grand champs smurfing to for a YouTube.

[07:59:28] That's literally typing in the type of chat.

[07:59:31] Come on, the vision day.

[07:59:47] You go for the ball, boys.

[07:59:49] Chad, don't upgrade it.

[07:59:51] Yo, I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to go to a hip lap.

[07:59:53] I don't care if I'm here all night.

[07:59:55] I don't care if I'm here all night.

[07:59:58] I'm looking about to order a protein, peanut butter smoothie for you all.

[08:00:05] I'm playing in the guest room.

[08:00:07] Wait, you're here?

[08:00:08] Yeah.

[08:00:09] Oh, sure.

[08:00:10] They said it smelled like air.

[08:00:12] I don't even know.

[08:00:13] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

[08:00:15] I'm just kidding.

[08:00:17] 3 not gonna lie chat in 30 minutes

[08:00:20] if you guys just love the lighting in the ocean

[08:00:25] is it mad I'm feeling a bit of a bad breath

[08:00:30] nah bro

[08:00:33] gambling is fucking on dude

[08:00:47] you

[08:01:17] you

[08:01:47] you

[08:02:17] you

[08:02:47] you

[08:03:17] you

[08:03:47] I'm going to center it.

[08:03:56] All you. All you!

[08:03:59] Good shit.

[08:04:02] You're not unique or special. You're not even new.

[08:04:17] got it out

[08:04:24] oh my shit on

[08:04:27] let's go baby

[08:04:30] can I 4p to 6 to

[08:04:37] easy

[08:04:40] easy for ends

[08:04:43] easy for ends

[08:04:45] easy for ants

[08:04:48] okay easy for ants

[08:04:50] chat I'm division IV what division do I have to get to?

[08:04:53] wait what is that rank that guy is?

[08:04:56] silver

[08:04:58] silver and flat

[08:05:06] silver and flat

[08:05:08] silver and flat

[08:05:10] silver and flat

[08:05:12] It's uh, silver and platinum.

[08:05:17] I heard you the first time dude.

[08:05:19] I haven't met, I got ball.

[08:05:22] I feel like you have a real- I feel like like-

[08:05:25] What?

[08:05:26] Like you don't know.

[08:05:27] I didn't know you were gonna say some bullshit!

[08:05:30] No.

[08:05:31] Go ahead dude.

[08:05:32] And they go awesome.

[08:05:33] I feel like the way your body, it looks like you look like super fit.

[08:05:42] hit himself and like but I feel like you have a super fat ass like you have like a super

[08:05:46] lean fat ass. Dude I don't I don't think I'm a fat ass to be quite sure.

[08:05:54] Uh I really don't think I do.

[08:05:58] Awesome.

[08:06:01] Oh oh he's eats.

[08:06:04] No way Laze is a young bee.

[08:06:06] Chad be honest though you guys have seen Laze in jeans like in Jorts he low key looks like he has like a little fat ass

[08:06:11] fat-ass climate

[08:06:18] he actually

[08:06:20] lost me in retardant

[08:06:23] oh he's gonna die

[08:06:25] i'm done

[08:06:31] i'm still on

[08:06:32] oh wait a minute

[08:06:34] i'm probably at the baddest ass in the house

[08:06:36] i don't know about that

[08:06:41] I don't know because I'm up a lot first of all I have a pretty fat house like I should

[08:06:58] Definitely got some paper physics behind it, but...

[08:07:01] Sissy move?

[08:07:02] Under way to pick.

[08:07:03] Fat-assassin' the house.

[08:07:11] The Ron? Ron has like a little bubblegum.

[08:07:17] Jason has just no ass in it, to be honest.

[08:07:23] Oh, Colossal!

[08:07:27] Equalizer.

[08:07:28] dude you've been drinking a lot of water

[08:07:31] yeah I drink a lot of water

[08:07:33] that's good

[08:07:35] ooo I just thought it was a piece of plastic

[08:07:38] hey you got some tiny spruce sounds good

[08:07:41] true

[08:07:47] hold on I like it where you sat

[08:07:49] I'm gonna go one more tap and then I go third

[08:07:51] no I thought they were

[08:07:53] I guess we're gonna climb in nice and then you just have girls in a chat to say Jason

[08:08:37] The weave drill, the passing weave drill.

[08:08:42] Oh, case on, shit is probably disgusting.

[08:08:44] Ha ha ha!

[08:08:46] Oh my god, it's a perfect set, except for myself.

[08:08:50] It's a long...

[08:08:51] Oh my god...

[08:09:06] Oh my god!

[08:09:07] BANG!

[08:09:08] Oh my god!

[08:09:12] Oh, I know, killer. Max's shit was-

[08:09:15] Yo!

[08:09:16] No gay shit?

[08:09:18] Max's ass was crazy.

[08:09:23] That's got jiggle-wats.

[08:09:27] That's got fucking-

[08:09:29] We need to sleep with that dude.

[08:09:37] Oh my god, that might be a shot from the century.

[08:09:39] BANG!

[08:09:41] That's shit.

[08:09:47] Well, that's good.

[08:09:53] Whoa, I'm actually gonna hit the flat.

[08:10:02] Oh, might be in.

[08:10:04] No!

[08:10:06] I learned to, like, game back.

[08:10:14] They're out of here. Oh, shit.

[08:10:16] They're all going back. They're all going back. Wait, no, he's back?

[08:10:18] Oh, my!

[08:10:20] I just trolled.

[08:10:22] What is a frog, man?

[08:10:24] I don't know.

[08:10:26] There's no way these guys still even making a win here.

[08:10:28] Y'all, they win this game, I swear, I'm not even sure.

[08:10:32] There's a 0% chance they win.

[08:10:34] I'm gonna set score in the next 30 seconds then I'll say this is time to change.

[08:10:40] Oh, whoa, whoa.

[08:10:42] Nah, I really think we're on the same time.

[08:10:44] There's our bots.

[08:10:50] Whoa!

[08:10:51] Money in the bank.

[08:10:55] Low key?

[08:10:56] Okay, if they score in the next 37 seconds then we really have to tighten up.

[08:11:01] How are you so good at everything you didn't have RG with?

[08:11:06] If we lose this game, I'll close my mind.

[08:11:09] Heal.

[08:11:14] I have to kick off.

[08:11:16] Re-shining back.

[08:11:18] Now I'm off the line, watch the team work here.

[08:11:20] Watch the team work.

[08:11:21] To the kick off, to seeing you come and bumping a monster. Ready?

[08:11:24] Shatters, no way you guys think these are bots and flat ranked lobbies.

[08:11:34] What is that demon of that light doing his mouth while he's laughing?

[08:12:30] I'm too good. I'm too good. I'm better than two good in this game. Like, these are the

[08:12:39] strength that I'm in. It's not fair for the, like, people probably think I'm a smurf.

[08:12:43] Shut up!

[08:12:44] Thank you.

[08:12:45] Let's go.

[08:12:46] So how many games do we have to win for me to hit Plat?

[08:12:57] I don't know all the rank works in this game bruh. I'm not gonna lie cuz I just hit build through

[08:13:02] How was that not go three?

[08:13:09] You guys keep going hard bro probably

[08:13:12] We've done like a nine games and I haven't even hit build three

[08:13:20] Pre-dx out chat you guys can go boat. All right, let's go. We gotta go like five in a row here

[08:13:24] I was doing 5 in a row and I hit black and I didn't control it.

[08:13:27] Okay, but I'll send you my cash out.

[08:13:30] What?

[08:13:37] Oh my god.

[08:13:38] Nice.

[08:13:39] Off the bus.

[08:13:43] That was a bad hit for me.

[08:13:46] Nice.

[08:13:50] I'm 8 wins away.

[08:13:54] Oh

[08:14:03] Fuck

[08:14:11] Oh my god, I was in rule one pretty like that fucked up Wow

[08:14:24] Oh my god, I'm gonna be fast like you.

[08:14:26] I was trying to push that GD, was he even typing?

[08:14:33] I think some buoys.

[08:14:38] Nope, I'm here.

[08:14:42] I'm going to go right with it actually.

[08:14:46] Let's go. BANG!

[08:14:48] That's why you're the kingways.

[08:14:50] You are. You are.

[08:14:54] You're looking.

[08:15:02] Oh shit.

[08:15:10] I fucking...

[08:15:11] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

[08:15:13] Holy shit, we're all gone now.

[08:15:17] Nice place.

[08:15:19] So, I'll sell for you.

[08:15:20] Yes, sir!

[08:15:22] Good shit.

[08:15:24] Stop saying dick cam.

[08:15:26] Ha ha.

[08:15:28] Yeah, what's good to order from a Chinese restaurant?

[08:15:36] Uh, some like, some like spicy chicken.

[08:15:42] What?

[08:15:44] some spicy chicken, maybe like some crab run goon

[08:15:47] or

[08:15:49] can't you just go grab some?

[08:15:52] oh my god

[08:15:53] that right there is how you free a play

[08:16:00] killed it

[08:16:01] got some

[08:16:06] are you gonna sell me up to some young guy?

[08:16:08] what is that?

[08:16:10] oh, he went up

[08:16:44] I'm scared of what, like you're just gonna sell me?

[08:16:49] Yeah, I get scared of a miss.

[08:16:54] Right now I can go after this.

[08:16:56] There's no fucking way.

[08:16:58] See, I miss.

[08:16:59] And then boom, watch.

[08:17:01] Get in! You go!

[08:17:04] I faked them all! I faked them!

[08:17:06] HAHA!

[08:17:07] AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[08:17:13] Look!

[08:17:13] Fake out!

[08:17:16] That was great playing there.

[08:17:21] Came to play bro.

[08:17:33] I don't know what these guys got in mind.

[08:17:36] I'm trying to get a half of this.

[08:17:39] Oh, yeah.

[08:17:42] I love these stuff too, but...

[08:17:44] You guys are so lucky.

[08:17:46] What is a nude cameo, bro?

[08:17:49] Isn't that basically the only thing?

[08:17:57] A cameo?

[08:17:59] A nude cameo.

[08:18:01] What the fuck?

[08:18:02] A naked video of yourself.

[08:18:05] Did you do that?

[08:18:09] Oh my god, how am I going to score?

[08:18:13] I'm driving in our goal like a bar

[08:18:17] Hold on so hold on so hold on so

[08:18:20] Oh, wow. He had a good spot. Oh

[08:18:23] Fuck yourself. We began. Oh roll one

[08:18:29] Now we're good we're good

[08:18:35] Oh

[08:19:05] you

[08:19:35] you

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[08:36:35] You

[08:36:50] We're chillin, bro

[08:37:05] I'm going to chat, 3x out of the auto mode.

[08:37:07] We have only lost one game out of 30.

[08:37:10] Alright, come on, let's do it.

[08:37:13] Come on, man.

[08:37:15] I'm actually locking in.

[08:37:35] Oh shit.

[08:37:42] Good job.

[08:37:44] I'm here.

[08:37:46] Nice things that would be a shot.

[08:37:48] I'm here again.

[08:37:50] Oh my god!

[08:37:55] Sit down, boys.

[08:37:57] I

[08:38:08] Pinching the net

[08:38:22] You me oh you I

[08:38:25] I blocked it, I didn't mean to stay, I didn't mean to stay, rock on rock on rock on

[08:38:28] Core is off, low levels, lower

[08:38:55] You got it.

[08:38:58] It's good, right?

[08:39:00] Yeah, it's good.

[08:39:02] I got a new one.

[08:39:04] Yeah, fun, brah.

[08:39:06] I'm glad, brah.

[08:39:25] That's all blue!

[08:39:55] you

[08:40:25] you

[08:40:55] you

[08:41:25] you

[08:41:55] you

[08:42:25] you

[08:42:47] Lot of money bro

[08:42:51] You're just gonna be hungry for more

[08:42:55] I'm saying like

[08:42:57] Like once you hit like what mark once you hit you think you're set to the point like you can just have your money

[08:43:03] Make you know

[08:43:05] The rest of your life is what I'm saying. Oh probably one mill

[08:43:09] Why 500k?

[08:43:11] I buy a mill

[08:43:13] We're tired

[08:43:14] Nope

[08:43:16] We're talking about the rest of your life probably in mill

[08:43:20] And then you can start buying like properties

[08:43:25] Or investing it doing whatever you want

[08:43:38] Oh shit you guys whoa, he low key knows how to play

[08:43:55] oh my god lacy lacy lacy lacy

[08:44:11] oh my god

[08:44:19] yo we're dead ass getting gulied

[08:44:22] i'm god we are and i'm trolling

[08:44:35] no way they get that lucky i shot

[08:44:42] I

[08:44:54] Why do you say hi

[08:45:04] Good

[08:45:12] Oh my god, it's going to be...

[08:45:19] Oh my god, it's going to touch?

[08:45:24] It's a perfect bridge, that's it.

[08:45:26] Finish that.

[08:45:27] Oh my god, he boomed it.

[08:45:31] No shot.

[08:45:32] That's...

[08:45:33] Wow!

[08:45:34] You're going to go on two lucky doors, bro.

[08:45:37] That's actually crazy right there.

[08:45:39] they pinched it off each other by accident by both ballchaser my foot is

[08:45:45] always through the fucking roof right now I think I'm gonna have a heart

[08:45:50] attack

[08:46:07] do he's pretty fucking good

[08:46:20] I'm sorry, I'm not talking right now, I'm really trying to lock him in, I'm actually so close to flat.

[08:46:34] Nice.

[08:46:36] Why did I get up there, I'm such a f***ing talker.

[08:46:38] Oh, I'm f***ing f***ing my OT man, nice.

[08:46:43] How's that so far?

[08:46:46] Holy s***.

[08:46:48] You gotta get a go here before me. I'm not alive. I know okay right here. I'll be right here with this

[08:46:54] on this play

[08:46:55] We need to hear you go

[08:46:58] Nice I

[08:47:01] Didn't do shit

[08:47:04] Yeah, I got no moves. Oh my god. I could have hit there. I thought he's gonna stop it. I

[08:47:10] Got it here

[08:47:12] Oh

[08:47:16] They're playing good chat

[08:47:18] Please money

[08:47:22] Focus focus focus focus come on show them the focus. Let's go

[08:47:30] You go let's do it

[08:47:34] Actually winable bro. Yeah

[08:47:39] I agree

[08:47:42] I'm hitting him! Oh no, he's there shit. I have no boost. I'm done still. He just took

[08:47:57] it. It was 0. Can I go there? I'm trying to take the door to a goal though. Oh my god,

[08:48:07] I'm gonna be a flitch.

[08:48:08] Whoa!

[08:48:11] He's there.

[08:48:12] Oh, good job.

[08:48:17] A little less than a minute, we're good.

[08:48:20] Nope.

[08:48:26] It's over him?

[08:48:27] I'm gonna set him in the middle.

[08:48:29] Here's you.

[08:48:34] We're good.

[08:48:35] please i get this

[08:48:57] would you put your car in park

[08:49:05] Don't know

[08:49:35] and right now they're high after losing.

[08:49:41] Son, son.

[08:49:48] Yeah, we just gotta go up a goal

[08:49:49] and then the quarter zone gets lower.

[08:49:50] Chad, I know you guys have high-ass quarters all right now.

[08:49:52] Okay, I know.

[08:49:54] Oh, blame him, bro.

[08:50:05] We want more, you think?

[08:50:11] Here we go.

[08:50:14] I'm looking, watching the burnt peanut.

[08:50:16] You're watching a stream while we're trying to hit flat?

[08:50:23] Alright, locked in.

[08:50:24] Chat, pre-dict's out.

[08:50:34] I'm feeling insane this game like watch this shit

[08:51:10] Oh my god

[08:51:33] Nope

[08:52:10] nice this oh my god I actually thought I'm gonna be kidding I felt like messy for a

[08:52:16] second like seriously I did

[08:52:25] what am I thinking though am I real

[08:52:29] That's such a great shot there.

[08:52:34] It is.

[08:52:35] Oh my god wow.

[08:52:40] That's a great Zayb wow.

[08:52:44] DP OI.

[08:52:45] That was too.

[08:52:46] Saved it.

[08:52:47] Holy fuck.

[08:52:48] Oh my god I just did some fucking.

[08:52:55] Oh my god, I just did some fucking mega oof flick.

[08:53:02] It's easy.

[08:53:07] Dude!

[08:53:11] We need a fucking goal.

[08:53:13] Our goal's loading, bro.

[08:53:15] I'm guessing we need a goal this way.

[08:53:18] I'm guessing right now.

[08:53:23] You guys see you're going to score soon?

[08:53:28] I should actually feel this.

[08:53:30] They're just looking a little...

[08:53:32] They're good, but we have... there's only one. We have a lot of time.

[08:53:35] If we go to OT one...

[08:53:39] I mean it's only one.

[08:53:53] you go

[08:53:55] get

[08:53:57] bad news

[08:53:59] area pack

[08:54:01] 100 zeta

[08:54:03] get me that

[08:54:05] for you to set up a little bit

[08:54:07] nice to have set

[08:54:09] all those

[08:54:11] oh yeah I love that

[08:54:13] I love that

[08:54:15] I love that

[08:54:23] I just told you, huh?

[08:54:28] Over to you?

[08:54:29] If I had boots, I would have scored it, I would have been passed from you.

[08:54:40] Oh fuck, I'm overbought.

[08:54:41] Oh my god!

[08:54:43] No!

[08:54:44] Can I finish this?

[08:54:48] No the fuck I can't do.

[08:54:50] Oh, go ahead put the piggy mo not a lot. Yeah, I want you know, but the piggy mo I want you guys to degrade me

[08:55:07] We're gonna get there for sure. Oh other different

[08:55:15] Oh

[08:55:20] That's bad timing, man. I'm especially spiky.

[08:55:27] Your cortisol?

[08:55:32] Come on, Lise. You've got 46 seconds to tie your shit up.

[08:55:36] I know, I know. I mean...

[08:55:40] We're ended.

[08:55:43] I know.

[08:55:46] Oh my god, it's a perfect hit for us.

[08:55:48] and

[08:55:56] Miss went for it. It's gonna be up in the air. Oh

[08:56:03] Wow, it's good from that kid. Holy shit, dude

[08:56:07] I've been in trouble. Oh my god

[08:56:13] Oh, yeah, probably

[08:56:18] I think I'm out.

[08:56:20] I think I'm out.

[08:56:22] I think I'm out of batteries.

[08:56:28] I lost the EBT.

[08:56:40] Double, double plats.

[08:56:42] Losing by one in that close to the game.

[08:56:44] I'm not gonna lie.

[08:56:46] So I need six more wins to hit flat

[08:56:54] Yo, can you get the food my boy I get some food in my system. I'm saying I'm saying

[08:57:00] Please get the food

[08:57:03] Please drew come on, dude

[08:57:12] Through get the food bro

[08:57:16] You just ate, when did I eat, what are you saying?

[08:57:30] It's time we just locked in and went everything again.

[08:57:33] But the kids look like you got pretty good.

[08:57:46] Oh, why not?

[08:57:50] That chicken looks insane.

[08:58:01] Come on.

[08:58:04] I can't really do that in this game.

[08:58:06] Why is a maze unironically getting good at this game?

[08:58:08] What do you mean, just maze?

[08:58:11] Nice voice.

[08:58:16] I don't know if I'm gonna do it

[08:58:27] Holy shit I lost

[08:58:40] Dude this guy's good

[08:58:46] Just sneak a bite in bro, it's uh, some time, right here after our spore, peace.

[08:58:56] I

[08:59:15] Wow

[08:59:26] Oh my god, they're spiking my shit.

[08:59:31] I'm in enough water.

[08:59:36] Oh, that's good for you.

[08:59:42] It's really good.

[08:59:46] No!

[08:59:47] I chose gold for them.

[08:59:52] I chose gold for them!

[08:59:54] That's gonna get a gold off that plate?

[09:00:00] See that makes me want to like...

[09:00:06] That's just fucked.

[09:00:10] Doesn't matter boys.

[09:00:11] How is that a sell?

[09:00:15] That was literally a great play.

[09:00:18] You better sell after that there's a more one.

[09:01:22] selfing your fucking face

[09:01:24] no what? you want me to do that?

[09:01:26] see it?

[09:01:34] I just fucking whiffed the ball three times

[09:01:36] bumped you

[09:01:44] get it out, well we got to slow your race

[09:01:46] that's when you get it left oh yeah

[09:01:48] nice lay down there

[09:01:50] Even touched your controller

[09:02:03] Nice dude

[09:02:20] No, no, no, at least if they score here, it's really over

[09:02:30] I have no boost on God

[09:02:38] KB Center

[09:02:50] Oh my god.

[09:02:57] Hold on.

[09:03:02] Hold on.

[09:03:07] That was a good hit.

[09:03:12] That was a good hit too.

[09:03:18] That's it

[09:03:22] Facts little food and chill. I don't blame you bro. Little food and chill

[09:03:26] Are you often like you're not gonna get back on after

[09:03:31] Well, low key went on a nice little heater though

[09:03:41] All right

[09:03:48] Hey, look, no, yeah, I'm gonna get off.

[09:04:00] W9H are streaming to chat.

[09:04:01] I'm gonna be live tomorrow.

[09:04:04] I will be live early, okay?

[09:04:06] I think.

[09:04:07] It depends what time I leave here,

[09:04:09] but I'm gonna be live in San Diego tomorrow.

[09:04:12] I'm doing a stream of rug.

[09:04:14] We're gonna be trying to beat world records, all right?

[09:04:17] So, should be fun, I'm gonna drive to San Diego

[09:04:20] in the morning and then stream the whole day

[09:04:23] with Rugg and then drive back in night

[09:04:25] and then we have Vegas on the fence.

[09:04:27] So, it's gonna be a movie, bro.

[09:04:29] But I love y'all, and so I just want someone

[09:04:32] to type boring, okay, then don't watch, brother.

[09:04:35] But, WShrim to chat, I love y'all.

[09:04:39] Make sure to join the Twitter, com, mods

[09:04:41] for accepting people.

[09:04:41] If you're not active in there, you are going to get kicked.

[09:04:45] Simple as that.

[09:04:46] Make sure y'all are here for the stream tomorrow.

[09:04:48] I'm guessing I'll be live anywhere between

[09:04:54] 11 a.m. and noon tomorrow, okay?

[09:04:58] But W stream in a chat and yeah.

[09:05:02] Also send shit to my PO box,

[09:05:03] explanation mark PO in the chat.

[09:05:05] And if you want to become a Clipper,

[09:05:07] you can get paid to up to $10,000

[09:05:09] every single month clipping for me

[09:05:11] with the Clipping Discord explanation mark clipping.

[09:05:13] I love y'all.

[09:05:14] She leaves in a bar, friend

[09:05:16] She wanna meet me at her ex-college

[09:05:18] And that was gon' matter

[09:05:20] She lookin' pretty, she lookin' g-

[09:05:22] She makin' love, but we all list

[09:05:24] She want ass shots

[09:05:26] Give her fat shots

[09:05:28] Fuckin' a Maybach

[09:05:30] Yo, ho, get sad, yah

[09:05:32] Tryna get sad, yah

[09:05:34] She wanna get paid

[09:05:36] Get my home red

[09:05:38] Fuckin' baby, I want some cars

[09:05:40] I want the cars when I flow

[09:05:42] I just put a bitch on another bitch and hit him both

[09:05:53] All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast

[09:05:56] When she want attention, she disguise it as a post

[09:06:00] I forget to mention she was mine before she yo

[09:06:03] She gon' get the Gucci like she came

[09:06:06] All we do is fuck, we don't gon' bitch

[09:06:08] I know some young doggo's in that lake

[09:06:12] She just wanna pop a pill and go to space

[09:06:15] I do gravity above the stars

[09:06:16] Going to Mars when I flow

[09:06:18] Kimmy