Lacy
๐ฅ GIFTING A KID AN IPHONE ๐ฅ LACY & MARLON vs JASON & RON SOCCER MATCH ๐ฅ IRL ALL DAY ๐ฅ VEGAS TRIP TOMORROW ๐ฅ BRINGING $50,000 ๐ฅ
03-04-2026 ยท 5h 15m
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I'm in peace. So don't leave.
I turn out to be like people she didn't believe.
I'm going to go to the toilet.
I'm going to go to the toilet.
Can't hide behind the stuff I put on my pants.
This thing just weeks out of my hands.
I'm going to go on a 10-hour shot.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, how we feeling today, Maine?
How y'all doing? How y'all doing, bruh?
How y'all doing in the chat today?
How y'all doing?
Lacey, where the fuck's my iPhone?
Brother, I'm not getting you an iPhone.
I'm not getting all of you guys' iPhones, dude.
I'm not getting all of y'all iPhones.
But hey, we are here live, another day, another stream, man.
Let me see some dubbies in a fucking chat, bro.
We got a very fun day of content today planned, okay?
Very, very fun day of content today.
We are going to be doing, first off,
I don't know if y'all saw,
There was a TikTok that went viral.
It got a couple million views of a kid
that's neighbors to the OSCS house.
And he came up to me, he said,
Lacey, how many likes on TikTok
for you to buy me a new iPhone?
I said 50K, he got like 300K likes.
Okay, he got about 300,000 likes.
So we are going to be delivering the iPhone to him today.
All right, I'm not a scammer.
I'm telling y'all right now,
I'm not the type of guy that's gonna scan my fans, bro.
I'm not a scanner, so I will be actually
straight up generally delivering him
the iPhone today personally, okay?
Also, after that, we have
a 2v2 football draft.
football draft me and Marlin verse Ron and Jason we will be drafting teams and
we will be putting some money okay I think we win I generally think we win
there's no way we lose that right come on but there's no way we lose that
There's no way we lose that bro.
There's literally just no way we losing.
Hell not, you lost.
So y'all think we lose.
So you think me and Marlon, arguably the two best athletes
in the streaming world, number one and number two,
are gonna lose in a sport?
Are you guys on drugs?
Are you guys on drugs bro?
Come on dude, let's actually think about this for a sec.
Let's actually think about this for a second, bruh.
You got two of the best athletes
in the streaming space on the same team.
We're not losing.
Number one at eating.
I don't get why you guys think these fat jokes are funny.
Like, do you guys genuinely sit here
and like laugh at these fat jokes?
No, actual question, not even trolling.
Actual question I wanna ask the chat.
When you guys are sitting here watching the streams,
do you still genuinely laugh at the fat jokes?
Like, do they actually make you chuckle?
And be honest, don't lie, be honest.
No, not anymore.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
They're not funny anymore.
They're deadass not funny anymore.
The fat jokes are so overplayed
and I'm not even fat anymore.
So they don't even really work.
They don't even work.
I know a lot of y'all were asking questions in a chat.
I see you guys asking about my outfit for today.
So yeah, I will do an outfit check for y'all today.
Today we do have these flame white pants on, okay?
And then on the top we have a Valenciaga Jersey shirt in.
We have a new edition.
I am wearing back into style wearing gloves with your outfit.
So I do have the black and white Hollywood gloves on today.
You know, can do whatever I want to do with them.
Very, very cool.
So I am going to start wearing gloves with my outfits
to match it from now on, all right?
So starting today, starting now,
I'm going to create a trend where I start wearing gloves
with outfits.
Thanks.
I'm telling y'all, it's going to catch on.
It's going to be a good trend.
Generally gonna, you know, follow along and follow it.
And it's gonna become probably one of the most
viral trends y'all can even think of.
I guess you're holding a strap?
Wait, what does that mean, holding a strap?
Also, does anybody in the chat,
can you guys give me any advice or any tips or tricks?
Why am I so congested?
Like, it's been weeks, I'm not sick,
and I just, I literally just can't breathe.
I literally just can't breathe.
I don't know why.
I'm not sick.
I swear I'm not sick.
I'm not sick.
It's from the polling?
That's what I thought, but I just
didn't know if that was actually the reason why.
Is it?
Y'all actually think it's from the polling?
It's a COVID side effect?
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
I took a walk to Poland, LOL.
Hey, Grock.
Hey, Grock, Lacey here.
Quick question.
Was wondering, I'm not sick, nothing's wrong with me,
but I am a little stuffy, a little mazy in my brain,
a little congested.
Do you know how I can fix that,
or how I can make that go away?
Hey, Lacy.
So anyway, like I was saying,
that foggy head feeling sucks.
Sounds like allergies or just air pollution doing its thing.
Try steam, hot shower, bowl of water
with a towel over your head, whatever.
Or saline spray.
That stuff clears you out fast.
If it lingers, maybe pop an antihistamine.
Nothing fancy.
You good?
Okay, so my main question is gonna be,
do you think that I have some type of disease
or cancer that could be making me a little congested?
Nah, honestly, probably not.
Congestion like that, especially if it's just
a little stuffy and no fever, no pain, no weird glimpse,
Just screams seasonal crap, allergy, dust, dry hair,
way more likely than anything scary.
Cancer doesn't sneak up with mild nasal stuff.
It hits harder with weight limit.
No, it has nothing to do with being fat.
Why do you guys in this chat try to relate everything
with being fat?
That has nothing to do with it, bro.
I'm not even fat.
Ask her if you being overweight is a factor.
Yo, okay, no, no, no, no, no, I'm asked, I'm asked, I'm asked, I'm asked.
Hey, back on the nasal stuff.
Is me being overweight a factor?
Hey, Gronk.
Hey, yeah, being overweight
It can totally mess with your nose
Extra weight especially around the neck and throat pushes on your airways when you lie down
That makes snoring worse and it can clog things up think congestion sleep apnea vibes even science pressure
Not saying it's the only reason but it's a biggie ever wake up stuffed or not breathing. That's often the culprit
Want to get to eases?
Okay, but I even considered overweight, I'm 5'9 and 198 pounds.
Yeah, at 5'9 and 198, you're right on the edge, technically, overweight by BMI, but not
high at 10.
That puts you around 29.3, so just under 30, which is the obese line.
Not dramatic, but enough that losing even 10 pounds could open up your breathing a
little.
on your throat, less morning, maybe less morning fog.
Ever notice your nose gets stuffier when you're tired
or after a big meal?
That extra weight's probably not enough.
No, no, no, no, no!
So at 5'9 and 198 pounds, I'm considered obese.
No, not hot.
You're overweight, not obese.
I can't, bro.
Fuck this fucking shit.
Fuck this bitch, bro.
She's such a dirty little slut.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck is this outfit?
Well, you know what the fuck an outfit is.
It's coaching day.
Yes.
It's coaching day.
Wait, are we playing?
I thought we were playing a match.
We're fucking coaches of our team.
You guys have appeared.
We're not playing.
Dude, listen to me.
Listen to me.
What do you know about coaching any soccer ball game?
Oh, oh, I'll tell you this right now.
Way more useful as a coach than I am as a player. That's facts. I think so, too
Your ass
I'm sorry you tried
Yes, so from now on I'm gonna start
matches the outfit? That's kind of tough. I don't know why. I know. That's not tough.
Yes it is tough. Okay listen. Can we, honestly I'm not kidding. I say like we need some sort of planning.
Okay. We need some sort of planning and we need to know what to do, what to not to do,
who to draft, who to not draft. Like lastly I lost, you know right? I lost. Against them?
Against Jason. Just Jason. We're not losing today. We're not losing today. We're not losing
today. I know. Because me, one thing about me is I got an eye for talent. I got an eye for
talent I could scout. So if they stand on live, do you know how to put a pick out? Oh, 100%
Even when it comes to putting. So here's what we're gonna do. First off, we want to try to get a point guard.
Okay, we gotta have somebody who can control the ball, dribble the ball well up the field,
somebody who can manage the field and see the field from what it is.
Facts or no, Jack. Facts or no. A what? Okay, what's the equivalent to a point guard in football?
a fucking green card, a green card.
What's the equivalent to a point-garden football?
Like at midfield, you want something to keep passing.
We need a good striker.
And then we also need a good striker.
We do need a good striker.
But telling you all now, having a good striker
is not the most important part of our team.
I'm gonna be honest, I think having a good back line
defenders is really good,
and then they attack and have to come for itself.
I agree.
And here, we have a secret weapon.
Let's say shit gets sticky in the game.
We're down two goals maybe.
Coach is going to whistle.
Whistle.
Lacey, get a jersey.
Get on in there.
We have a secret weapon.
If we really need it, I'm willing to step out on that pitch.
So you want to step out and play today?
If it comes down to it and we are losing.
I miss you, bro.
I miss you so much.
I've never seen you in a minute, dude.
I know.
You know we're beefing?
Maybe we are.
Yeah.
Who said that?
Yeah, someone on my Twitter called.
Who said that there's animosity between us
and they can see it on the screen.
And that we're fighting.
Did you know that?
Yeah, who was that?
Who was that?
I saw it in my car.
Someone quoted me.
Someone said that me and Marlon were fighting
because when we dapped each other up,
they felt animosity through the screen.
Who saw that?
Me?
That was not you.
So y'all felt animosity when we dapped each other?
At least he's the new bomb.
Okay, I've never coasted off a buggy in my life, but I'm not a lot of you know, you
know what I mean?
I think if it's anything, you just know, like, you know, good tactics, like, you know,
good tactics, like, you know, sure, like, for sure, for sure, but I think it's like,
you know, it's not like football.
You can't just write up a play.
Like that's not how it works.
You can't?
No, like, there's no plays.
There's no none like that.
like. It's honestly good players have a good formation.
Oh, it's your calm.
Is it me that think Martin Lacey are at odds
that something happened?
Now they dapped up yesterday's stream, I remember it.
Maybe I'm gonna send a little pair of social,
but did you not find it interactionally weird?
I thought it might come out like what is this bro?
Now you're actually not real bro, now you're actually better than I am.
Chad you guys caught us, me and Marlon are beefing, our dap up was fake dude.
Fucking air place dude.
Bad looks boys, bad fucking looks.
Okay, where did you go wrong last year?
I don't know what it was I stepped in and played second half and you still lost
Can we do that this time or no?
I'm tired of being clean, but I'm not stopping to play.
I'm not stopping to play. I'm trusting my team.
Wait, is that what I'm playing?
No, that's not playing.
So we're going to win!
How far is that?
It's not far. It's only a 20 minute drive.
You already said it, don't you?
Yeah.
You're lying.
No, I'm serious.
I don't think you can drive.
I think you can pull up in a fucking fat and wear a cello.
About that.
I haven't had air in an afternoon before the game.
I'll be at the game on time. I'm not gonna let the team down, okay?
I will be there on time, but I do have an air and I have to run before the game
What year I have to I have to meet up with this little kid. Whoa
It's not that
I have to meet up with this little kid and I have to give him an iPhone
a new iPhone? Yes, he came up to me and said,
let me see how many links on TikTok to buy me a new iPhone 17.
And I said, 50,000 and it has like 300,000. No sign.
Yes, so I have to, I have to get a new iPhone.
So, it's done soon. If you're excited,
they don't remind you. They didn't remind me.
Look, it's actually in my note. Gifting a viewer an iPhone.
I could have lost $1,500 on the chain.
Wait, how much are new iPhones?
Oh yeah.
I would have like $1,200, and also obviously he said like get the MaxxGal MaxxGigabyte.
$33.
You want to pay $24 a month?
Wait.
How much are they to actually just buy?
Buy.
It can't be $1,500.
That's crap.
Black.
Low.
Dude, a low gigabyte run for him?
No trade-in?
Wrong, 800.
Wrong.
You've got to be kidding me.
I've got to be kidding you.
So long as there's no internet, didn't you?
So I got to be kidding you.
I bought my city for 1,2,3 bands.
Ah!
Well, can you not just do that now,
so now they can fucking game?
Do I look like a guy that's going to be late to the game?
Yes bro, if you pull up mid game and we already played it, we're down like 4-0, you used to, y'all.
I'm not gonna be late for the fucking football match, dude.
I'm locked in, I'm ready to win this shit. Wait, and I also have to get a coaching outfit.
So I'm gonna go to the mall, I'm gonna get the code, I'm gonna get a coaching outfit,
and then I'm gonna be at that game and I'm ready to coach. I'm ready to coach, I'm ready.
Do we know if these players are skilled?
I have no idea.
Last year, I'm not going to lie to you,
it was just players that couldn't even touch a ball.
I'm bouncing.
Wait, so we're going to do a bunch of bombs?
It was Yu-Gi type of players.
I'm bouncing.
Yu-Gi's, Arki's.
You got the perfect coach build fat in 5-3?
That's a mess in my band, actually.
You don't know where you're going to end up.
You don't know where you're going to end up.
You got the loss in translation.
So you didn't even take the ball.
I think so.
But do we, okay.
I'll see you for some shit online, fuck it.
I'll see you for some shit online.
With them?
With Jason and Ron, yeah.
Now let's be honest, Ron is known for it
to be a little skim with a bit of a buzz.
That's true.
But what if instead of putting money on the line,
we put something on the line?
Like what?
Like losing team has to do something.
I feel like a losing team has to do a full steam
or something, fucking bad.
Yeah, exactly, like losing.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Losing team has to get all their watches all their jewelry all their expensive clothes
It has to spend 24 hours skin row
Come on no security there no security
Come on
Not bad, that's not bad.
I'm gonna needle in the neck.
There's gotta, okay, what's something that's not
like crazy bad, but that's bad?
Yeah, so I'm, bro, we talked about it the other day
about like a fourth beat you can do,
but what's something you can do for a scheme
that's like, well, people would tune in and be like,
well, this is actually crazy.
Okay, what if the losers have to either do
like stand-up comedy at an actual comedy show?
At an actual comedy show, go for it.
or karaoke at like, uh.
It's not really bad though,
that's what we fucking do.
No, we're not doing diamond gym, bro.
That's not even a punishment, that's easy.
Skydive.
Jason, that's not even a fucking.
Some fear factor stuff, okay, what about
do a real punishment, buzz heads.
Yo, this is not like a, this is not that serious, Shaq.
Shark Tank.
That's not-
Arcade?
Bro.
You was gonna do that super free.
I already did that, I already did that.
I already did my Shark Tank shoot.
I already did that, I already did that.
Um.
Moral interest, that's amazing.
Losing team has to shower together?
I don't think it's one Shaq said that.
They didn't want Shaq.
made outfits.
I'm not going to mess with you.
I'm not going to mess with you.
Among our work, they've just been made outfits,
but they've got to be outweighs for the whole day.
But if we say it, but if we do,
but if we want it.
Yeah, but then what if we lose and we have to do that?
Us and made outfits, basically being
a raw and adjacent servant?
That sounds like a living hell.
That actually sounds like a living hell.
You know it would be hell, right?
Like, why would we do some bullshit?
Marlin already has one
What do we do shut off?
Fuck no
You don't still gotta start from that shit for free, bro. I can't take my shirt off yet. I can't do it with you
No, I can't do it again till June
Tattoo
So losing team has to do hot ones chat asks five questions
Of course you fucking guys want that bro. I just know that was someone from my
I'm not kidding and that would be hell that would be
25 homeless
Can't cut each other
We'll figure something out
But we have to have a strategy go over here.
Jack, what's a good football strategy to have like a strategy
go into a game?
Talk to us.
When we go into a game, first of all,
I think we have to have play set.
We should have one play called Omaha.
OK, and we'll, OK, me and you, so it shows Omaha.
So an ice cream, Omaha, Omaha.
God, you really are in your Chet Art this moment.
If I can fall in on chairs and shit.
All right, when we say Omaha, whoever has the ball has to immediately kick it up in
the air to go for a bicycle kick.
Like they have to kick it to somebody to go for a bicycle kick.
You think somebody can just kick it up if someone goes get it and just fuck you dead?
Why they fall flat on the fucking ground?
If they didn't even touch the ball, I'm gonna put one second.
Loser has to do cocaine?
Fuck.
No!
Hope we don't lose!
Yeah, one's the last minute of the little run back home.
College?
Hmm, what is your last name?
I didn't come.
I tried cocaine one time and it was a college.
This couple times came at the back and you can also, you know, like,
all three of them had an interview today, but...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, what do I ask you?
Because I wasn't with you yesterday.
I found it.
I found the perfect part two game.
Come on, come on, tell me about it.
It's already been done, but...
Neither of us have ever played Super Mario Bros.
Have not. Now I can ask questions.
Yeah.
Super Mario Bros.
Yeah.
Is that the game where you jump to different worlds and you can complete all the worlds?
I have no idea. I think, I'm okay.
I looked up a little bit on TikTok.
Okay.
They're jumping on top pipes and collecting coins.
Is this all on PC, is this PS5?
I don't know.
Chad, how do you play Super Mario Bros?
Wait, so Chad, you can like complete that or what?
Yeah, you can beat it, you can beat it.
You can dead-act it.
There's no way, there's actually, how long do you think I'll take up?
It's on Wii?
You can only play on Wii?
a switch we're like a like Nintendo DS type of thing. Nintendo switch, switch.
Okay. Okay. That's not bad. That's not bad. But listen we could we have a few
options. Number one we could do because we didn't make my craft part two
marathon we could do Super Mario Bros. It would probably take us maybe a
couple of years to. I'm not kidding. I think we can be there. Okay. I didn't
other option is change together now I think you've done to me I've been
changing twice with you both times I beat it with Vaughn Jason and Max once and
then I beat it with I think I beat it one did I only be the ones maybe the
ones Super Mario Bros not actually I think Super Mario Bros is for like
four-year-olds you know that right I swear this Super Mario Bros. game I guess
we're not gonna be to 13 year old game come on wait what how do I look at the
game which game is it new new Super Mario Bros. 13 years ago the new one or
the original one I don't even know the difference are you dumb one is not all
All my life I promise you it is I promise you it's a game for like four plus is it not I
Guess we're not beating this game in less than a day
This
You don't even die!
So wait, is there anything where like you die and you gotta start over or you just like
respawn from where you're at?
Yeah, if you play with two players, if one person dies, do you both start over?
Oh, you dude.
Whoa.
Oh no.
In a cave and shit?
Oh, no.
In a cave and shit?
No, well, I think they're going to save the princess, isn't that?
There you go.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
That's it.
Bro, it's okay.
It took this guy five hours to beat it, chat.
Five hours?
It's taking us...
Okay.
Lots of hours.
It might not even be a marathon.
It might just be like a day-long thing.
It might not even be a marathon.
Wait, I saw, I know, Speedy tried to, how long did it take them?
Well, pretty sure that was the one I played, right?
It takes people an hour to beat Minecraft, it took y'all five days.
I just finished 64, imagine Marlin attempting, what does that mean?
Three days, brother, I promise you.
Yo, if me, if me and Marlin...
We lock it. We're doing Mario in the lead. I mean that Super Mario Bros. Marathon
I promise y'all we are being that in less than a day. We are being that in less than a day
I put that on everything I love. I'm not blocking so too good. Could you imagine?
I'm wanting to have you said about yeah
You say you say you say
Yeah, yeah, so here now. Yeah, here's what I'm thinking
I'm going to Miami in a week pretty much and you're gonna be there for a minute
I'm going to be here for a minute, like three, four weeks.
I'll come to Miami.
Send him home.
We decorate the house like Mario and Luigi.
Send him home.
We'll get pipes.
We'll get little grass mountains, some little mushrooms.
OK?
Send him home.
We'll wear Mario and Luigi costumes.
I'm off course.
And we will marathons Super Mario,
and we're going to beat them for the first time.
Dead ass, I promise you, if we start at 10,
I will be done by 2 or 3 AM in the morning.
Yeah.
It'll be done at 12 or 3.
It'll be done at 12 or 3.
It'll be done at 12 or 3.
That ass.
It won't be it won't be long. It won't be long because we're actually we already be minecraft. We can easily do it. We can easily do it
Copy and kind speed
guys
Obviously shout out to kind speed for you know the idea of marathoning video games, but you know Super Mario Bros. has been around for
15 years now
It's easy on the Wii it takes two hours, we're not playing on the Wii. That's a bit shit
Where's how do we get this switch up on the screen?
We'll figure out a way.
We'll definitely figure out a way.
I'll be down so you can remind me of this.
Yeah.
Compa like two, three days.
I'll schedule two days.
Two days, two days.
There's no way.
You know, because the chat's making me think that it's going to take us a long time.
I just don't see what's hard about it.
I just don't see what's hard about it.
I just thought it was hard about that.
I don't either, I genuinely don't either.
Like, five days?
Bro, it's not, oh my, oh my soul.
He's not doing his five days.
How long does it, okay.
Yo, let's ask Grock.
I don't know, let's ask Grock.
Let's ask Grock, let's ask Grock.
Since y'all think you're so fucking smart
about everything, right?
Let's ask Grock.
Hey Grock, I'm here with Lacey with Marlin.
Basically, it took me and Marlin
six days to beat Minecraft for the first time.
We are not the best gamers
and we've never played Super Mario Bros.
How many times do you think,
how many hours and days do you think it'll take us
to beat Super Mario Bros.
For the first time?
Six days for Minecraft?
Dearly, that's honestly kind of impressive.
Most people rage quit after two.
Thank you.
Super Mario Bros. though, that's way shorter.
The whole thing's like 30 levels tops.
If you went to a new place to take your time,
I'd say, realistically, about a four to eight hours time.
Spread that out over two pretty lazy afternoons,
but the problem won't get out my weekend.
But hey, if you keep down that bowser,
like I did back in 85, add another day
for salt and control or throwing.
Bowser?
Bowser.
Is that a big deal with the yellow beard?
That can't be, B-5.
What the fuck?
Bitch, Grog, you've been around for the past 16 years.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, what do you mean 85?
Bro!
You know, at least he might buy a dessert with a massive fart.
Hope you can't smell it.
So, four to eight hours?
That's four to eight hours per level.
That's not what they, that's not what you mean.
You know what you mean.
You know, there's no way.
There's no job.
Do cuphead instead?
Bro, is there any other name right now
in the way?
Well, there's cuphead.
really not. What is this?
This is just incredible. You think with that. Like why are y'all sending us games for speds?
We're dusting through this shit in under an hour.
This game is from fucking 1986.
This game is from 1986.
Y'all think we're gonna,
we're not gonna beat this game?
Oh, on God, you guys would not be able to beat this.
What do y'all see in here?
I'm gonna be honest, I like the Mario.
You're doing great.
I like Mario.
I like Mario better.
I have a few days we can do, I do have a few days we can do, I do have a few days we
can do.
You have to go to my game soon.
I do have a few days, yeah.
Wait, so how long have you been in Miami?
A month.
A month?
Bobby lived for two weeks.
A month?
I'll be there for two weeks and then come back like a week and then back out there too.
Okay. Ewww. That's a long ass time.
Play Roblox. Yo, I'm pretty locked on Super Mario Bros.
I think it's a good number two after the Minecraft marathon.
The only other game that I could see that could be fun is
Some type of GTA marathon, but you can't really duo that
It has to be a two-player game. It has to be a duo game check
It takes two it takes two not it's
Ah, check. It takes two is just like low key. The way that it takes two plays, it's like a rainy day when we don't have anything planned, and we just load up and play. It takes two.
It's a quick, it's a quick.
It's like an eight hour game. That's not a marathon style game right there. In my opinion.
Yo, what was it? Elden Ring? I'm not going to skip that one because I feel like it.
I've tried the game, it's not. It's not getting more.
It's not.
It's not.
Eldering low key and I just think you would be too drawn out. Yeah
We're just not good at the other one. We're good at any other game. Yeah, and I also beat as your box
A way out do chain together I already did that
I'd be down for shame together, but like I already be chain together
Chad, how long did it take us to be chained together?
It was like 18 hours?
Like straight?
Yeah.
That's...
Yeah.
16?
Well, like if we did chain together, we would actually have to be chained together.
I don't know.
That's the only way it would work.
And is that a way?
is if we did change together change together
so what we got? we started to see? we started to see?
everything we do we have to change together
and down you do this?
until we beat the game we cannot unchange from each other in real life until we beat the game
so like we would have to wear belts and we would have to connect chains to each other
no other than you, other than you risked
no no no we would be chained at the at the hip and then every time like you had to go to the bathroom
I'd have to I gotta say I'd have to sit outside the bathroom with the chain on
and wait for you yeah is that what you did no we didn't do that we never did
chain together chain together we always joked about it we never actually did it
so that's what it should be so you want to do a marathon chain together chain
together well you realize that in chain together if you fuck up it fucks
it up for both of us the entire game gone wait what if one person falls
and chain together I fall. And then it goes back to where you started? You started at the bottom.
You could climb for three hours. Oh, he's basically just going to make you all the way up to the top.
That's fucking light work. Honestly, like honestly if you lock in, it's like five hours.
It would definitely be very generous and humble.
Wait, can I see? Can I see what we're doing here?
You play with Max, you did nothing about it.
Yes.
By the way, I'm there.
And I think you won $18.
Dude, this was like the worst thing ever.
Look, we were all the way to the top here, right?
On a wagon.
He falls, we, look, there's a change.
We all fall.
Start over.
Three hours, four hours of progress.
You have to restart and redo it all again.
But you can land at a middle ground if you can, right?
Yeah.
How hard is it to like, say I fall off to like hit like a certain ground that's not
where we're at the bottom?
I mean, it just depends on where you're at, but like I'm going to let you know if we're
chained together and we've been playing chained together for 40 hours and you fucking
to fall off and he's following the bottom,
I am genuinely going to pull my pants down,
be chained together with naked with you,
and we are going to sword fight.
Cause I'm going to crash, I will actually crash out
if you sell me when we've been playing
chained together for 30 hours.
Well, you know what I'm actually saying,
because I'm gonna be pulling my pants on now.
Chained together, I'm not chained,
you know what I'm not chained yet?
Chained together with more than my actual,
it might take like,
oh, yo, it might take longer than my crack.
No, it would not.
Well, I'm not gonna lie,
you know I wouldn't be seeing yet,
I think it would be funny.
I think it would be funny.
Yeah, y'all think us chained together would be funnier?
That's how it's balanced.
Here's something we should mark.
And we could be next to each other,
have a set up next to each other,
chained together.
I think you can come to the right there, yeah.
That's way better.
Oh my God.
How do we...
What, how do we what?
How do we get that long of an actual, like you need to get the actual scene, like that's in my life.
Oh no, we can't get it, the rest of it, we can't get it for sure.
But you're so bad at games.
I'm not that bad.
You're so bad.
Bro, I'm not going to lie, I saw a clip of you playing in Call of Duty,
it was genuinely the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life.
Like actually the worst thing I've ever seen.
I don't even know what you were aiming at.
It was terrible.
Isn't that bad?
It was really bad.
like awful. But here's the thing, this is a climbing game. This is just a fucking WASD type of vibe.
How hard is it to just gouge your mouse? You just gouge your mouse and then you just...
What? Everyone's in a forest. What is that?
But it's okay, the force is like, it's like, it's like you spawn in a deserted island and
you have to like, you have to like, serve the island or something, I don't know, I've
tried it before.
I don't think, try to leave the force to be good for a marathon in my opinion.
That's my opinion though.
I could be completely wrong.
I'm wrong but I personally don't think the force would be good for a marathon. Maybe I'm wrong.
Peek would no CBP. Peek? It's not a marathon style game though. Peek's good chap. It's just not like...
Yeah, a way out is not a matter. I've already talked to Marlon about doing a way out. I
think we should do a way out.
A way out?
Yes, but not as a marathon.
What? Because it's so quick?
What it could it's so quick?
Uh, it's for a while.
It's for a while.
Chad, a way out is more of like a story game.
I'm telling you, a way out we should do on a day
when it's like gloomy, there's nothing to do, it's rainy,
we smoke up, we do like a 12 hour stream,
we literally just have to play the way out.
That's like vibes.
I swear a way out, I thought that was like a scary game, is it not?
It's a it's a story it's a it's a it's a it's a co-op story
But it's not a jazz
You know it came out a year ago, so no one's done it in a minute chain together might hit
I can't imagine being chained together with Marlin and then on top of it
I'm getting ready. I'm getting mad and rage-fated because he's dying in the game
Okay, so you think this you think you can make order up to the top when I die once no
Is that it was me or me any you know, bro? I think if I put him on myself and take me
20 something like this 10 50 hours, but how though that was what's that? I don't understand what's stopping who's going up
Oh
Oh
My cover cuts how is that dumb? I don't even understand
I do you don't know that's done
You know
If it takes us more like this, I'm a man
I got practice to be on the team, I got all the assists you got to understand that.
Well we can't do it.
No, no, no.
If you don't, if we don't complete those days, I'm dragging your training into the practice.
I'm not coming to your soccer practice to chain team.
Yes, you are.
No, because we have to be on the game.
Like, it's like, not go right, that game is not a game, you can just pause.
Who's not?
No, you can't pause, chain together.
If you're up in the air, you've got to keep going until you fall.
Oh, fuck.
You can, no, I know you physically can,
but it's all about momentum and being focused.
If you're up in the air super high up,
and you go do something,
like that's gonna throw off the whole momentum.
So you gotta sit plastered to this fucking game
for like 12 hours, and it's like keep,
like you cannot, it's not like Michael,
we can pause, go eat, whatever.
No, you can, but I'm just saying it's better
if you're locked in.
Oh, fall.
Maybe more.
Okay, actual question for the chats.
Don't troll, don't you say a wrong day.
How long would it actually take me and Marlin
to be chained together and chained together
if we merit on that?
And don't troll, don't be like four weeks in shit, bro.
Like stop saying that.
They're saying like five days.
It would be.
Like four days, three, four days.
Okay, I got games on the weekend, we're starting Monday.
We're starting Monday.
You gotta be done by Friday.
That's it.
You have to.
We literally have to.
You know what the worst part is?
You know what the total is on Minecraft?
Same shit.
Same shit.
We beat that shit quick.
I can't take you serious, bro.
It took us six days to beat Minecraft, and it wasn't even our hardcore we found out after.
We were playing Minecraft on normal difficulty the whole time, and we didn't even know.
Lunar Cryer felt bad for us, so they didn't even have it. They changed it off hardcore.
Yeah, it's gonna take a week for chain together. I don't think so because one thing about me
I'm a good ideal.
A what?
Ideal.
What the fuck is that?
What's an ideal?
It's an in-game lover.
In-game leader.
I'm good at making calls. I'm good at leading.
So you think you should lie?
Yeah.
I'm good at making calls, I'm good at leading.
So you think you should like, cause I'm not.
I should be the one leading.
When it came to the Minecraft shape,
when I switched to leading.
When did you switch to leading
during the Minecraft shape, Marlon?
When, oh God's great earth, did you switch to leading,
brother?
Okay, all right, okay.
And I'm an idea. I am.
Any follow-up? Okay. Okay.
Idea and idea. Okay.
Wait, so, can I speed beat it in one day?
Oh my God, listen to this.
I'm not about 12 hours, it's nothing.
That's literally nothing.
Wait, I didn't even know kind speed did this marathon.
Oh, they said above and down.
Yeah
We need if you guys do it you got to do a three to four day one like you did minecraft
No, we would know unless we beat the game faster, but like nothing we plan for like four more days
Yeah, we'll probably get to be a B for five days just to make sure that we don't like to make just have a little safety
Chat rap is boring a local library. It's got to be a game. That's not boring and that changes
The rap is too repetitive.
Y'all gonna do really good for two days and screw up and take another three days.
That's the thing, you learn, but you learn the course as you go, right?
So like, say you fall down your eye bed, next time I can't do some mistakes.
It's like, it's the same app, right?
It's the exact same route.
Yeah, but it changes so much while you get up, it's crazy.
And it gets harder and harder the more we go up.
Yeah, it gets harder.
I think we can do it.
I think we can do that.
I think we can do that too.
I think that sounds way more good.
I feel like I'm assuming Mario,
it just takes time because it's just a long game.
Yeah.
I don't think it's actually hard.
I don't think Mario's hard at all.
I don't think so.
Chained together actually is a challenge
and us being chained together.
Yeah, that's a challenge.
So, I'm not gonna lie,
if you, like, if we're chained together
for days, I'm actually gonna get annoyed.
We do, but I'm sorry, I'm just lying to you.
We'll have to shower together.
Say that.
I'm just being honest, we're gonna have to shower together.
We're gonna have Drew set up a GoPro in the shower.
We'll have to make sure the B&B has a big shower,
and we'll have to shower together.
But like, I'm gonna be honest,
like, I'm not going naked.
Like, I'm gonna throw swim trunks on.
All right.
Yeah, yes, yes.
No, bro, we gotta run it back, bro.
Yeah, I know y'all love the Minecraft Marathon,
but I'm sure it was so fun.
Nah, I'm not, I'm not.
It was so fun.
Honestly, one of the most fun I had on stream,
The fashion was hilarious, bro.
This one might be rage-blade fest, though.
Oh my God, I can't imagine how I'm showing you.
When I get tired, too, I'm like, I'm not alive.
Oh my God, we have to sleep together.
It's Friday.
We have to sleep together, no.
No, we wouldn't.
Yes, we won't, we need to sleep together.
We have to sleep together.
No.
I can't do this, I can't.
No, dude.
No.
You're fucking weird, though.
Fuck.
Why do you sound excited?
Happy as fuck.
What if we do the chain long first, like long, every time we die, it gets shorter, it gets shorter, it gets shorter.
Bro, do you realize?
And if we die, like, do you realize how short that chain will get?
said don't even lie that's a good idea that's a good idea what how many times
it did the client speak directly in 12 hours
did you have a good time?
I didn't have a good time
I didn't have a good time
so they didn't even sleep on what they want
how much do you want to bet they thought it was going to take them longer but then they all called
they just completed it
yeah probably but look at like how complicated it is
like there's so much to it like there's so many different biomes I'll be honest the
chain should be just as long as the chain is in the game I wouldn't even be
able to take a shit without you now you have to stay in the back that's long
enough that's not enough loser donates to sperm bank so you guys want to sit
soccer match today and the loser donates to a sperm bank and then you're gonna find
out you have a kid in 18 years that might be the worst and you have you seen
that documentary Netflix the guy that donated a shower what the fuck was it
again I'm no chat scene that I know for fact they see this shit he donated like
so much I think it has like over like 30,000 kids something like that like
Wait, do you have to be child support on that?
No, I don't know.
All right, let's get the facts down.
I think we walk in chain together in America.
Okay.
Let's lock it in.
Before I go to London.
When are you going to London?
The charity match.
So that means within the next month,
We will be chained together in real life until we beat the game chained together.
Sleepy chained together, eating chained together, showering chained together.
In my in.
And you know what that means.
We got to film another video.
We got to film another video.
Those are lit.
Come on.
We got to film another video.
I'm gonna be in Miami. That's a vibe though. That is a vibe. That is a vibe. That is a vibe.
Imagine we go like to the beach, should we get some sun in and then go back to the game?
Yeah. Get the gym every morning, chain together. I knock a lot, it's not a best out.
Cause we eat the gym every morning from our car marathon. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.
with the gym. Party chain together. Not bad. Not bad at all. I like that. I like it in, it's like it in.
I don't know how men sleep a pair for that oh my god
Marley
See you see
Freedom, baby
Marley up
Take the raid, fuck it!
I appreciate the raid, freedom money!
Hey, feed him to the people, man, appreciate it!
Fuck it, W-ray to the channel!
Appreciate it, man!
W-ray, thank you so much!
What? Still you've been doing this for an hour, bro?
Is that what I thought?
I'm not gonna talk, I just see that.
The Sunset 2?
The Sunset 2?
I'm not gonna talk to you, too.
And then Rugg hit it back to back?
Oh, he hit it back to back?
Yeah, that's just tough.
Yo, I come back and I hear my breath, and it's like I'm no longer lost on that one.
You're such a disgusting human, it's like, okay, obviously when you take my lowlights
and put him in a fucking fake edit obviously I look like I'm a disgusting human but I'm not.
It's not a fake edit.
It is a fake edit.
It's not a fake edit.
Yes it was.
It was very clearly a fake edit.
It was really nice for you.
It was a fake edit.
Bro we got a bunch of the time to hear the football match.
Yeah can you focus?
Yes.
Alright we need to do it.
Bro I'm still fucking hungry all the time out there.
Bro.
Do you see any?
Yeah.
Yeah
You're gonna be late for the match. Oh shit
You are you gonna get a fit or not I need to know yes
Can we get stuff ready right out that shit I gotta do place I gotta be I gotta work today
Okay, Marlin, what are you going to name your first kid?
Pretty simple.
Shlong?
You're going to name your kid Shlong?
You're going to name your son Shlong.
Yo, Shlong, get over here.
Who gets your kid bullied in school, bro?
Hey, what would you name your kid?
I'd be honest.
What was your name, your kid?
Like, would you be on some exotic shit
or would you be on some boring ass life?
Do you want to be honest?
Like, Jack?
How much do you need three names?
OK.
Lacey?
Not Lacey, Junior.
Well, my real name's not Lacey.
Oh.
So there'll be an actual Lacey man.
Oh, man.
OK.
OK.
Drake?
Or Merlin?
Speak of facts.
to speak of facts.
You would name your kid Marlon.
Yeah.
Snowy, I'll name my kid Marlon,
that's all I'm gonna go.
Naming your kid Marlon as fairs?
Thank you.
I mean, I feel like Marlon is kind of like a fire name.
It is, but have you ever met a white Marlon?
Never, that's a thing.
I don't know, okay.
I really want to name my kid Derek.
Derek?
Yeah, yeah, like yo, Derek!
Like Derek, like Derek Rose type or like Derek?
D-E-R-E-K.
Or like Derek Henry.
No, no, no, D-E-R-E-K, like Derek.
Like Derek, like a real, ooh.
Just Derek.
Or Eric his stuff too.
That's definitely how you know the name.
You know that's how like Nick is probably my stuff.
And then Nick's like, Nick is my stuff.
My parents were gonna name me something else.
I'm sure they're gonna name me.
Cause my name's Nicholas.
They were gonna call me something else.
Hey, talk to you.
I don't wanna throw your fucking chud in that fucking dude.
Wait, so.
I don't want more of it.
It's on my pointy page anymore.
That's low key facts.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
30 of them are gone.
30 of them are gone.
Wait, so 30 of them are just gonna like pop out
a fresh, hot, shaved face.
Like you're shaving your head again?
I don't know about that yet, I'm not gonna say.
You sure that I'm not gonna lie?
You think so?
You think you're gonna lie?
I'm not gonna say.
You think you're gonna lie?
I mean it's not bad.
But I was like, oh no, like.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm probably gonna sit there that first few more days.
Oh!
Yeah, like no shirt on, like nothing.
I did nothing.
You might as well let it grow out now.
Well you're gonna be sure, I know.
It's going back. Honestly. This is the longest my hair is dead in a minute. Um, what it's back to us. No
No, probably another time. Hey, yeah, two months two months. I don't know because
Curly looks so much better, but you're still a pig. Okay, and guess what? I'll still felt your mother
Yep, I'll give your mother deep deep backstrokes. I'll fuck the shit out of her and I'll make her come on my dick
What now?
Oh my God!
These crumblobes?
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Ready? Listen.
I'm not going to let you down, okay?
I will be at that bitch.
What kind of syrup?
You better be at that bitch at four o'clock.
Oh, we'll be there at 3.45.
345
Let me get a second you're gonna be at that pitch in one hour. Yeah
I will be there in an hour. I got a few errors I gotta run
Are you all still? I hate this chat. Y'all one fucking hour at least. Okay. And you're looking my fit
You better have some coaching shit on. You better have some coaching shit on.
I'm gonna have some coaching shit on. Coach Lacey in the building.
Coach Lacey in the building, Coach Lacey in the building.
Free snowy going back to stable, wait why?
You were being mean to me?
I didn't even say anything,
you also had anything I said your name.
You did, you said fucking snowy in the center
of this link all day.
I guess I said that.
That was his message.
You said that about my mom?
Wait, Snowy, that was your message?
Oh, look, I didn't even read the name.
I didn't even read the name, bro.
Huh?
Okay.
Prime Marci. Yo Sophie, can we get an updated edit?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
Fuck, man, I lost my spot.
Did you open discord?
That's my evil twin is shit. Oh, yeah, Chad by the way, I want y'all to know I don't know if you guys are aware of this
tomorrow is Vegas
Tomorrow is Vegas
Tomorrow we are hitting the tables and I want to let y'all know I have successfully acquired a sponsor for the Vegas trip
We haven't successfully acquired a sponsor for the Vegas trip
so
It's gonna be lit. Okay. What are you doing?
No tomorrow's Thursday
Yeah tomorrow
But yeah, we do have a sponsor for the Vegas trip
Yo, dead homies, when is the jerky phone?
I've been here waiting for a while, would like to participate.
What's the balance looking like?
All right, listen, so I'm going to tell you all right now.
For the trip, I am bringing to Vegas $20,000 in cash of my own money.
And then on top of that we have $30,000 in cash from the sponsor that I am bringing to Vegas.
And on top of that the sponsor of the Vegas trip is Shuffle.
So in the stream
wall in the casino if I
Win I
Can get that money in cash and bring it to the table downstairs
So we could end up with like a hundred K bankroll in Vegas tomorrow potentially over the next three days
So Vegas, I have a message for you
Lacey's coming and this is not going to be like the last two trips. I'm not coming to lose. I'm not going home sad
I'm not rage-ending stream. I'm coming
Into Vegas into those casinos and I'm taking you for every penny you have
I'm leaving Vegas with a new car a new watch and a new outfit
Vegas, I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
Can't wait for an edit to come out starting with that in your down 10k. Not gonna happen, not gonna happen
because I'm going to Vegas and I'm fucking it in the ass I'm taking it for
everything it has watch watch watch me watch
Fuck, I have to take a tin-core.
Alright.
You think we got a bar in here, baby?
Yeah.
Do you just kick the...
I hear my scrolls in on TikTok.
Or what?
Or I'm getting my scrolls in.
Why are you filming this vertically?
I'm not.
I'm scrolling on TikTok.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not I'm just going on tiktok bro can I go to the next fucking page that's not working
I got this fucking
I got my face this
Yo what if everyone say I'm so confused when I'm not alive
What happened?
Nothing
What happened?
Nothing.
Hey, Jack?
What's up?
It's gonna be a bad day for you son.
It's gonna be a bad day for you son.
Sir, time is handling on your neck.
It's gonna be a bad day for you.
Guess what music we're asked to do?
What music do I?
Losing teams.
What's the money on it?
I gotta better... I gotta better force it.
I gotta better force it.
Oh hell no. Oh fuck no. Oh fuck no.
You guys let him see the thing with his finger.
He let him see the thing with his finger.
Oh look, look, look, look.
He's backing the shit up in my dick.
I can see it. I can see it.
We have a better forefinger.
Yeah, what do we do with a forefinger?
We are a clean forefinger.
The losing team has to go to a...
Are you coaching?
You're my coach.
Are you coaching?
Yo, you're a child. He's a child.
Yeah, I see the picture on Twitter where you're like loaded now. You got to get on that deep load sale.
Not yet, not yet. 30 for more.
You're shocked, bro.
30 for more.
It's a beard.
It's a beard.
If the beard is like touching you and me, it's not cute.
It's not like me.
What is it? What is the forehead?
Losing team has to go to sperm bank and donate sperm, and they'll find out who their kid is in 18 years and have to be a child support.
Holy fucking shit!
You got to go to a full stream in 18 years and take care of the kid from now on.
Oh my god.
I'm waiting, I'm waiting. I'm competitive. I don't lose. I'm waiting.
I'm waiting, girl.
So, when are you going to...
I gotta go! I gotta get the feeling, huh?
When are you going to go?
I don't know if we're gonna be able to get out.
What?
I don't know if maybe we can do a...
I'll drive while I sit here.
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
This might be a little tight. Oh, wow, but I think you got it. Wait, hold on
I'm supposed to the backpack. Do I got this? Wait, it's probably lagging. Wait for the backpack to pop up
Turn off the Wackbuffer now, I guess
Do I got this? I think if you straighten out, yeah
It's okay. It's yeah, that's easy. That's easy. Yeah, I'm tripping. This is easy. I'm not gonna lie
It just looks crazy
You gotta be honest with your game!
She a bag!
Wait, wait, wait, do you know what I'm saying?
You gotta get the car!
You gotta just get the car!
You gotta get the car!
Oh my god!
You gotta just get the car.
Uh, yeah?
I gotta go right now.
I gotta get a car for you.
Come on, bro.
What?
My car battery died.
How do you... how did... because I was detailing it and the guy didn't turn
on the car, so, you know, when the door's open in the May Bay, it's just
lights, pink lights, blue lights.
So, the car keys are in the car and I can't open my car.
Tough shit, kid.
See you, Bob?
Drew, did you take my keys out of here?
No.
I'm rolling the door.
What are you talking about?
I think my car is dead too!
Wait, I just turned it on to move it.
I never took it- oh you have them.
Wait.
Wait, what?
Is someone fucking with your guys' cars?
Jason!
I think mine's dead too!
Who the fuck stole the other electricity?
Wait, guys.
I think mine's dead too!
I think mine's dead too!
Who the fuck stole the other electricity?
Wait, get out of the car.
Maybe the key is fucked up somehow.
I'll get back in.
Your car is full.
I won't shut down.
Your car is full.
I need words.
I'm gonna lose it off.
Go.
As soon as this dude Jason walked over he saw all the big ones, I'll split it up.
Alright, what do I do?
I would back up and then pull straight now and then back
Wait Ron we're doing a driveway segment
Ron's got it
I'm not moving my car
No no no, he can get out
Oh you fucking chud like five
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
Give it some gas up right for life
Give it some gas no keep going keep going
Give it some gas up, all right, all right.
Give it some gas, no, keep going, keep going.
All the way, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Keep going.
No!
I swear, keep going.
I promise you.
No, look, keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Stop!
OK, now turn to the other way.
Now come, come, come, come, come.
Come, come, come, come, come.
Stop!
Turn the rear the other way!
Alright, get in some gas!
Slow gas! Watch control!
Get in, let's go back!
Now go back!
Go back straight!
Wait, no no no!
Check over there!
Now, turn the position plate!
I mean, go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Stop! Okay?
Pull back now, pull back!
Pull back as fast as you can!
Straight, go!
Go, go, go!
And then...
Turn your wheel to your left.
Your left.
Other right!
Left.
Right.
Good. Now gas.
Straight!
Hey, where you going?
Come out!
What? What do you mean you're not?
Where are you going now? Huh?
I'm going to meet up with this kid.
What? What?
I'm going to kill the ones who cross the street from us.
Yeah. You're going to get on my iPhone?
Yeah. It's just a good deed of you.
Well, the Bob James, thanks for the sub.
Are you joking? Not really.
The Bob James T8977 in the check.
Excuse me, sir.
What?
I don't know. I got to go jump-start this fucking bullshit block.
Okay.
Leasing team has to go to a sperm bank.
Don't eat their sperm and find out who their kid is in 18 years.
What?
Yep.
Uh, okay.
Don't be in the driveway, man.
Alright, chat.
Maybe you can put it up here?
Oh yeah.
Let me play a song. Let me play a song with the vibes going in the car.
Some shit that we made earlier.
Why am I not on the phone?
Do I just go back?
Yeah, I like to use your mirrors.
Hey man, can you just learn how to use your mirrors?
Yeah, I was gonna say that.
Yeah, you know what's crazy?
Did you guys know that when you're like trying to reverse out of driveways and stuff,
you can use your mirrors to not hit stuff?
I'm not gonna lie, you wanna know what taught me how to use my mirrors?
Well, just drive by.
It's because of all the driveway settings that I've had to do.
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I can't break the one I can't break the one I can't break the one dude. Oh my god
Why did she I got called me a fucking knucklehead because the lady was
Yeah, call me a knucklehead cause someone's in a double turning lane, nice bro.
It's my fault when someone drives on the wrong side of the road and parking lot, nice.
Call me a knucklehead.
My bunker's guy, fuck him.
He's lucky I have him in my knuckle sandwich.
Not bumping you.
My bunker's guy, bro.
He's a floor speed bump.
Oh, fuck this guy, bruh.
He's a bloke, Steve.
I'm not a hairy old man, so I'm not...
Oh, fuck.
I'm not going for a demo.
What's that saying, dude?
You're so badass, you just skipped the speed bump.
That was tough, right?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Dude's a fucking up.
Pogone.
Pogone.
Pogone.
Pogone.
Pogone.
Pogone?
Yeah, Pogone.
No, it's something that we can't square it.
No, not another one.
No, not another one.
Not another one again.
I'm in Rewind again.
I'm breaking it.
I'm breaking it.
I'll be in row one again!
I'm breaking it!
Ah Lacey, break it in row one!
You wanna put the other one?
Maybe the backpack in the box, see all the batteries you have?
We're saying we're gonna get a cancel for breaking rule one.
I hear?
Yeah.
I get a hit thread.
Hell, sportsmanship.
Chad we are so unemployed all we do is sit and spam random shit in the chat instead of
studying.
You parked the wrong way?
What?
What does it even mean?
You parked the wrong way?
What? What does it even mean?
You can't park that way.
I'm not going to lie, this is how I park here every time.
You can't park that way.
All the other cars should park that way.
Fuck you drew like why do I see a random message every 10 days?
So we say fuck you drew because these cats are like a little piece of shit
Where are your gloves
All right chat, what's the best for to get a tracksuit from a penis or Puma?
I feel like those are like tracksuit places
By having this weird program get out of my nose right now. Hey, this is the reason the cupcake vending machine, right?
Okay, chow, we gotta be just we gotta be quick here. Okay, we need to be in and out fast in and out
little burger
Lady could check full locker they might have a track suit
About Steve Madden
man isn't that the stock from Wolf of Wall Street?
maybe
alright wait full locker I don't think full locker is gonna have a traction we can check that
pick your feet up make me a bitch
um this time you don't blame it on me
you always blame me too
let's see then the traction
Excuse me, do you guys have a tracksuit?
No, not a tracksuit, just an actual tracksuit, because I have a football match today on the
Yeah, of course they have it. The Nike one right here.
Are you okay with Nike? Yeah, but the clothes please.
Yeah, these are, I think I've sent out, we have like,
bottom gray, mix and match.
Okay.
We have the cargo pocket and we have this open neck.
So we have a few on this side also and everything.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you have anything more like colorful?
Colorful of the last purple.
I have like blue and red.
Are you okay with blue and red?
Yeah, I'll go with it. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Something like this maybe?
Or something like the actual extraction type of thing.
I'm thinking like the Adidas one with the start time and fast, right?
I don't know so hard about that here.
Is there anything that's going on here?
Not here though?
Is there any swipe-freaking extraction in the morning?
No.
Thank you.
Good show.
Thank you.
Wait, no key?
Should we stop at Apple?
Yes, go to Apple.
Where's that?
I think it's on the first floor.
Green Apple.
It's going to be hurting.
It's not.
Turn it back on.
Yes.
You're not speaking.
Alright, is it on?
Yeah.
Hell slips.
I'm not saying hell slips.
So you think it's on the first floor or are you just saying music?
No, it could be on the second floor.
So you have no idea.
It's coming on the fucking third floor.
So you have no idea you're just saying music?
I actually think it's up here.
Do you have a lot of windmills?
Purple anti-assapration?
Small Brussels?
Do you have fish in a pear?
I always just get them like a used stone.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
They're so used stones.
Oh, do you have a Tesla suit on?
No.
Is that a Tesla in the mall?
Wait, stay right here.
Hold on.
Lacey,
Hey, how many likes on TikTok for you to buy me a Tesla?
This video gets 100,000 likes, I'll buy you a brand new Tesla.
Deal.
Alright, now I'm gonna post that on TikTok and get a Tesla.
Actually, rerun it.
I'm just gonna say, come on, get me a Tesla.
Yes, you are.
Why not?
W method.
I just came out 30 bands.
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, instant 100k likes, right?
I'm not seeing the Apple Store.
Yeah, because you said it was on the first floor, it's very clearly not.
No, I could have lied.
Well then, why would you make a comment if you had no idea?
Wait, it could be. Do you think it's up to Ender now?
It's not good. It's not good.
How you doing?
Enjoying the ball?
Yeah.
No?
I'm good.
I don't know well the girls what girls
do you know about Ray and Tolta dating Ray and Tolta are not dating
I don't see the actual anyway, am I sure of it?
Oh, it's right here.
Brian Hill is over here.
Marlin's at the mall?
Marlin is here?
He's at the mall?
I was walking in the glass.
Hello, how are you doing?
I'm good.
I'm buying new iPhone 15.
We bought the new iPhone 15.
I need you.
No, we don't have the light.
I
Try to go watch my jammer at the door
No
I don't know about
We're on
All right
Tomorrow what are the options
This is the Pro Max.
How much is the Pro Max?
$1.99.
How much is the Pro?
I'll do the Pro Max.
What a nice car.
I don't know, actually, it was $12.
What's that?
Ooh, what options are there?
Can we have these?
What do y'all think?
What do you think of like grey, orange or black or deep blue?
Really grey is the simplest option.
Right?
Let's do...
Let's do the orange.
And the third is...
Yes, the lowest one.
I told them I'll get them an iPhone 17. I'm getting them the Pro Max and you know what
I'm not getting most big lights what are you talking about really?
Thank you so much.
You want to see my tiktok?
What is your tiktok brother?
How many of you want to see tiktok?
I
This video gets a hundred thousand likes on my new test
Yes, I
Should have some 500 K curry filming us if I know bro come on. Well, I'm getting my hundred kid life
They're buying my test. Oh, my birthday. My birthday's a week. You can get me a Tesla
I'm reporting that tip top
No, no, that's not even funny. It's not funny. Don't do that scan that code right there
I got an opening the app store
Okay, sir, sir now
See how my dad is is mentioned. Okay, sure
It's saying this right here. So I gotta share my dad
I'm good I can check out now
Apple cash, okay. No, no, okay, it breaks down in 15 different charges like it doesn't have a charge you come to church
Every other
No services man, no.
Oh, it's for me?
You got Spotify over there?
No.
You got Netflix?
Doordash, Doordash.
Doordash is on there?
Yes.
Let's do Doordash.
Doordash for shows, three free months?
No, let's do it.
Oh, I have to pay?
Oh, no, I don't want to pay, no, no, no.
You don't have to pay, that's true.
Okay.
So what happens when you walk up to Lacey and say how many likes to buy me an iPhone?
So I'll start $300 bro.
Can't wait to re-film this next week for my car.
Just gonna hurry.
Perfect.
Thank you so much.
Congrats, I got you an iPhone dude.
Let's go.
You're on the orange?
I'm the orange iPhone 17 Pro Max.
Why'd you do it to him and he's like, I don't like the orange, pure attorney.
Uh, then I'm gonna take the iPhone, show him to that little ass at the ground and run away.
Alright, we need to find out.
Chat, he recorded the video on an iPhone.
He has an iPhone already.
What do you mean get him a charger?
We need to find a track suit.
Where does she say it looks for?
Oh, she's got mesas.
There we are.
These are good.
We run so clean.
Glorious in harmony.
How is this chat hating on you for getting a kid an iPhone? I've seen it all so I'm saying bro
Wait low-key a pair of like some sketchers or something. Yeah, but I'll catch you
I'm gonna lie. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna stick my finger off your ass
You won't do it in public. I won't I won't stick this finger right up your ass. I won't I won't say something else
No, hey, yo, why do you ask you do it?
Fucking freak
My god, is he not white this morning?
No, I had an upset stomach.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I've ever seen Drew smile as big as he just smiled when I suck a finger on his butt.
You like shit.
You like shit.
I'm ironic. So do you. You get fingers of your butt all the time.
This I made? This I made?
What are you doing?
My arm got tired.
like a line that's what she said JD gonna tell her that we did that too she
She thinks it's special, but it's overused.
Do you get deja vu?
She thinks it's new.
Do you get deja vu? Ha!
You're not him. You're in a public server. Excuse me, where's the way to the tracks?
Look at the tracks. Thank you so much.
What is that you want a guy just riding a big dick?
Is it down another one?
No, not this one.
I think it's this one.
It's down to a few.
It's right here!
So go!
Come on!
I'm not going to work!
I'm not going to work!
Hey, guys, you know, you guys got out of school?
Yeah!
You've been great in your studies today?
No, I've got all eights.
That's good.
That's good.
I can hear them.
Yeah, let's get a picture of you here.
You're awesome.
Yeah!
I'm personally...
wait what kind of phone do you have? 16? alright so what are you going to do? go up to him and ask him how many likes for a new phone
alright alright alright
wait let's just catch on this video
yo Lacey how much likes for a new phone?
likes to report 250,000 likes on this video makes my new phone.
Oh, yeah, him too.
Him too.
250,000 likes on this video on this year's very new phone.
Here we go.
Of course, man.
No problem.
How are we doing?
Yeah, we'll do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
Uh...
Can we just...
Wait, you want a phone too?
I can use my phone.
Oh, wow.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
How are you doing?
How many likes do you have?
500,000.
500,000?
Wow!
If you need to tell my ex son and teammates, you guys help out next year for the CIF?
Yeah!
Hey, bro, this is how I just got in the...
Hey, next year for the CIF, y'all are gonna get shit on every game, not winning a single game.
You are trash. You guys are all losing every game.
Yeah, that's a good picture, sir.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh my God, but I haven't been thinking right now.
Yeah, you can do it.
I never thought I would find you here.
You like Barcelona?
Huh?
Oh, Mr. Marce, over here, man.
Now, how do you do, bro?
Hell no, Mr. Marce.
Hey, who won?
Lucky game, lucky game.
Let me get your mall. Let me get your mall's going to carry. Don't worry.
Let's get that car.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, too. How's it going?
You're an ass.
I don't see Adidas.
Wait.
Can you ask someone here?
I see a fish line.
But I don't see, like, in Adidas tracks, any...
This isn't, like, expensive clothing.
...in security.
So, what do I do?
Do I ask somebody?
Do I ask someone?
Excuse me.
Do you have any idea what the Adidas section is?
I don't think she works here.
She works here.
These guys, these guys.
Excuse me.
How are you doing, man?
Question.
I'm looking for like an Adidas track suit.
Thank you
There you go, I got a soccer game then coaching it so yeah nice nice
My little sister
in a wheelchair but it's like a rocket thing kind of game but okay perfect oh my gosh it's perfect
thank you so much perfect thank you yeah and then I can check you out right after
beautiful yeah just get you all you see if this is the right size
hey did you guys got whistles here no I know you want to be in school what if I gave you a higher
quality brand what brand is that and if you go and touch the fabric you'll be like yeah this is way
Really they have stripes though. Can't do it again. Got to have three stripes on the side, a little tight here.
I almost got put in an ash-tribe yard.
Got to have to exhale, right?
I'm normally at large, I think these might just run a little small.
Yeah, they do. They do.
That's a medium.
Oh, these are huge.
Well, let's see.
What do you want over here anyways, man?
Um, just chill.
Is this an area or what?
Yeah, well, we live pretty close.
This is like the closest bottom to the south.
Okay, okay.
Just hanging out in the area.
That's a small as well, small as well.
Chris, I have black and gold.
Can't you look it up?
Just here.
You have it?
No.
Oh, got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I see that we're going to try to see it.
Got it.
Excel.
Oh, no, I'm going to make it on this over here.
You said I have black and gold?
Right next to you.
Yeah.
Oh.
Shad, do I do black and white or black and gold?
Wait, where's the phone?
Here.
What do you think, man?
Black and white or black and gold?
I think black and white.
You think?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go for the coaching game, gotta go black and white.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'll do this.
Yeah, I'm a soccer coach.
Oh, nice.
It's my little sister's soccer league.
Oh, right.
Yeah, it's like, she's in a wheelchair, but they like roll them all.
They're like roll them all.
Oh, that's cool.
walk in the right
well yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
man you have an amazing girlfriend
and I wish you guys the best in the future
yeah
so large
okay
I guess it's gonna be perfect
yeah yeah
Don't have a whistle
We need a little hatcher. Yeah, we need a hat. It's perfect. Yeah, let's do it dude
Thank you, man. All right, let's check out
Had shoes
I have to go here. Can you climb?
Step or check out?
I don't think I can.
I'm going to just...
I think you can't even check that out.
Oh, I'm just going to go here.
Alright, so let me check you out then.
Yeah.
If I even need shoes, I think I'm good in the slides.
Well, if I take the shoes, we're completely safe.
Yeah, it would complete.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not all of them.
Oh, we're on East Coast.
Connecticut?
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all.
I'm going to do one problem.
Yeah?
Here in Pennsylvania, yeah. It's dangerous to you, but...
Oh, yeah.
It's one of my dangerous...
That was nice seeing you, man.
Good to see you, too.
Good to see you.
You come here often?
Yeah.
Are you asking me?
Yeah, I'm always here.
Yeah, yeah.
No, um, you know, I just started working here to find, honestly, just looking
I did want to scream, but obviously I have to be
so nice to see a little snowman before he...
Yeah, but hey, take the risk, man.
That's what I was thinking.
Take the risk. You gotta do it.
Yeah, I hope...
like, me and I, like, a month ago,
he was born...
Oh, the new...
...the new...the new Grammys he was here.
Oh, here?
Yeah, he was on the date with us.
Somebody...
Somebody...
...something like that?
She's sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was so cool.
I was so confused.
Right?
Oh, hard to find there?
No, no, it's not yet. I mean, I gotta ask you.
I see you.
Yeah, I hope the month's long gone.
Oh, I wonder if there's more people, you know,
I'm sure it's just a few things.
I'm gonna go for feelings.
Definitely feels a little bit better,
but I got a reference to Trifes.
No, some other things.
Definitely has been.
I'm down. Is there a competitor that needs this?
I'm sponsored by a D.A.C.E.
Oh no no no
Carbureture
I'm their top model
That's more like
I'm ready
Okay
Oh
Yeah, I'm down to come try it out
Thank you
You're welcome
Yeah, I see you
You sure?
Thank you
Nice to meet you Rob
Nice to meet you
I am the name model
You live so you are just the closest one
and the one that was created?
If you literally need anything or need like something quick like you know like this, I can do the guidance and get you know stuff ready and you can come and get it and be the team.
Thank you.
Research.
Yeah, I'm the brain of this.
Thank you.
You guys can sponsor me too.
I do modeling.
I don't think I have that kind of...
You?
Whoa, whoa, that walk is...
Right?
That's a good walk right there.
Yeah, you can catch them eyes with that one.
For sure.
And I believe that everything is going to ask if you want to round up the carry, yes or no?
Ha!
You already do a carry, right?
Hell no!
Hell no!
I can't see you!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Oh, left wheelie.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, so she's on the left side.
She only has one arm, so when she tries to wheel the chair, it's kind of hard, so she
has a thermal controller she presses in there.
I feel like you're calling me.
Do you really think the last one really is a process?
Thank you guys so much.
Oh, especially.
Can you hear me?
Is this controllable?
Yes.
I'm going to hold it for a minute.
You got 30 minutes.
Can I get a few?
Yeah, of course.
Well
Thank you so much
Appreciate you. Thank you, bro
He's just the one
Like you're just a one, bro. You buy another phone just leave it on the counter walk away
Like you're actually a bot bro.
Bro, the fact that I pay you to be my assistant for it.
No, you don't leave that on the table.
You have to pay me to be my assistant so that you can carry it.
No, but you didn't say like, yo, you're picking up, you just left it there and like.
No, I was testing you to see if you were on top of it.
You were testing me.
So if you were by yourself, you would have grabbed it?
100%.
I was testing you to make sure you were on top of it.
No, you would have got to your car.
Actually, probably got all the home and go, uh, to find the phone. Someone must have stole it.
Shut up, bruh.
Excuse me. Hi, um, I'm looking for a shoe.
You know, uh, nothing specific. Just, I have a tracksuit that I'm putting on for a football match.
And I just need a shoe that will pop. So I'm not gonna really pop out.
Um, for the next...
Do you guys have sketchers?
Yeah, it's gonna be this big one, and then there's a couple of styles on there as well.
This is nice.
Give it to the top.
Give it to the top.
Why is that so nice?
I could go with something like this too.
Ooh, that's not a bad show.
$50?
That's not a bad at all.
I
Know what a samba is
Forget samba. What is that? Um, I
Think these charity samba's are my tripping
You have samba's
Why is it such a thing with these?
I'm sure YV's, what's special about them?
I feel like one of these is more of a dad's shoe over here, no?
I feel like this is the best.
Yeah, oh my god, my dad would wear those.
Yeah, so I'm saying, get those.
How much are these?
Only $90?
Some of the soccer shoes?
Wow, it's kind of soft.
Okay, um...
New ASICs.
What's an ASIC?
This?
Other one.
Yeah.
$65 too.
What are you thinking? I'm thinking these.
Me, honestly, I'm thinking these or these.
Black and white.
I'm going to do the solid one.
I'm going to do the solid one.
I'm going to do the solid one.
What do you mean tap?
I am a tank.
you
you
you
you
you
You need the tag on the shield?
No, I just need to know.
Are you using me to support it?
Oh, no.
Do you have a phone number?
I do not.
She's phone number, I don't know.
Jones, Charlie.
It's the color. What's all the color?
That's supposed to tuck it? Maybe? I don't know.
Open the zipper slightly and lay down the collar, someone said.
Well, then you can see it. Not bad.
Oh, you can keep the boxes.
Are you on it?
No, I'm okay.
Oh, no, it's okay.
Oh, you know the hat completes it.
Don't stop calling me the worst dad.
Keep up the truck, I gotta grab my camera.
I mean it's right next to it. So what time is it I'm gonna come I'm gonna go give
this one now I'm gonna say hey kiddo
I'm ready to coach.
I'm going to say, hey, I'm on my way.
I'll be there in about 10 minutes.
Chad, how am I going to get a whistle?
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I like the Bully
To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to grace them good with your dishes and your pushers
Rock rooms and make noise with all the mommies
For the lack of the clumps of the mores that's where you come from
The lack of the clump, not your hoes, but whose behind me
Bad question asking, blood passing, music lies in me
But I just can't quit, because one of these bunnies baby got the creep with
Sweep with, keep the apple sweet with, why not?
Why blow up my spot, cause we both got hot man check it
I got more mac than crackin' in the bag
Believe me sweetie, I got enough to feed the me
No need to be greedy, I got mad friends with James and see what's wilder layers
True fuckin' player, jump in the river and come over to your friendship in the jeans
Blackboard arms, right and giant, this the out of it's us
Picture us, you'll be just another one picked up
Just wanna mum off the sides, you got my mind at the bus
Guess my boy, look for one of the cheese from one of my nuts
If this bus, me to see the game the way that it looks
It's a must, I regain my name and hate is getting washed
Picture us, man, I love me when I lay in the car
I miss the club, the lady kick me in the head
Picture us, it's ridiculous, she cursing the door
This one I spit the first, this week is worse, the worst is just talk
If I could get the words, just get to perfect words every time
Every verse can be blood, as simple as nursery rhymes
It's a delicacy that I'm the king of the world
Can you make me all that music?
Make me center up the tension, it's true
Not to get you back, but to get you to lift the signal
Love the bass to move the flag and trills back on your own
So plug a bottle and survive
I used to think that you'd love me, but they were sure
And I just can't wait till I take a minute out of the door
Yeah, every time I go for the male, I just gotta hold myself down.
Cause I just can't wait till you're gone.
Hey, I love you gotta go to the game.
I'll be late.
But I have all the stuff getting delivered to the house.
Yeah, who's ready for the game?
Nothing there's food there?
Listen, guys, tell Marlin I've caught the way, but I'm on a vibe right now.
I'mma be honest, yeah, we are on a vibe right now.
Wow
Sunshine
Wow
I know my name is probably going to be a little mad that I'm late, but it's okay
you
you
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you
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you
you
you
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And the land is dark and the moon is the only light we'll see
Though I won't be afraid, oh I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
So I'm not stand by me, oh stand by me, oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me.
This song about to play, you have to have insane ball knowledge to notice I'm not gonna lie.
Like I don't think anybody in this house can notice them.
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date?
But a year to make love, she wanted you to wait.
Let me tell you a story in my situation.
I was talking to this girl from the US nation.
The way that I met her was on tour on a concert.
She had long hair and a short pretty skirt.
I just got on stage, you're performing with Sway.
I was walking through the clown.
guess who I met? I whispered in the air, come to the picture room so I can ask you some questions
and see if you're 100 proof. I asked the honey, she said, blah blah blah, she said,
non tempest and a deli drip down. I took a couple of flicks and she was as soon as I said,
how do you like the show? She said, I'm a friend with your memes. I started throwing
bitch, she started throwing back me rings, but when I strum the questions, she asked the promise
She said no I don't, I only have a voice to say
Come on, I'm trying to go for you, that's what I want to say
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Playing coach a baller. Yeah, you know I got a lot of talents. This will do with or
Are you drafting yeah, I was born for this you're throwing it up. No, I was playing yesterday with Jason
I had three goals. I feel like you're an athlete. Yeah, I'm gonna be a good pick. You're not going ready like first big level
Yeah
Big body right here.
Oh fuck though!
Adidas fuck are you?
Adidas fuck.
You know full body Adidas.
You see Adidas? You not playing?
He not playing bro.
He not playing.
Whatever my team needs I'm out there for.
Full body Adidas.
You see the ball real quick.
Oh, shit.
That's how the coach does it, the coaching.
That's how the coach does it.
That's how the coach does it.
Get in the coach, get in the damn game.
I know, sir.
Pass it over.
That's how you do it, right?
So, imagine there's a defender in front of you.
Defender in front of you.
You want to get around the defender using dribble moves and techniques.
Yeah, I see that.
Yeah, it works.
All right.
I appreciate you.
You playing?
Nah, I can't play soccer, bro.
I'm trying.
You see my bat pack, right?
See what's on my bat pack, right?
No, it's not fine.
Good ball.
Oh, shit, you're probably caught.
Where are you from?
I'm from Dallas.
Dallas?
Dallas?
You play football in Dallas?
No, I'm from...
I play college in Illinois, though.
You play college football?
Play college football, yeah.
Hey, Jason's playing?
I thought he was a coach.
I thought he was a coach.
He's playing?
My other coaches here.
What's up? Good to see you.
You're very serious today. You and Ron are very serious.
I'm not taking this as a joke. There's a lot on the line here.
I'm here to win. Are you playing?
Yeah, I'm playing. Is that okay?
I don't know about your skill.
What are you talking about? I gotta check something out a little bit.
Okay. Oh, okay.
Not good enough? How long? How long?
How long?
How long what?
How long have you been working on a six pack?
Uh, well now it's been like six months.
We're getting there.
Pretty sure you'll be up with the big dogs.
Okay, when are you gonna do a fitness challenge with me?
I'm down!
Let's do it.
I'll plan it out.
I'll plan around your whole new thing going on.
Let me know.
Okay.
Let me know.
Alright, great.
What up, coach?
You ready?
What up, coach?
Ready?
It's time to get out there.
Let's get out there, coach.
Is this your coaching outfit?
No.
What the fuck is this, what the fuck's your trench coat, mutt?
What?
What the fuck's your trench coat?
Coach, I was going to get a coaching outfit.
You know Jason's playing?
I know, I heard.
I brought my shoes just in case.
So if you want to put me in, coach, you know, when it gets a little wicked out there...
What's the players like?
How are we looking?
How are we looking?
It's looking pretty good.
I'm going to scout right now.
It's looking pretty good. I'm going to scout right now.
Smells like pitch, man.
You did not start making out
Great job guys keep the kickups go let's get ten each kickups and ten each kickups like that right there. I love that
Over here you what was that?
What was that no no no I know didn't even go for the goal
And you're gonna have to run a lap for me
What do you think of here, have you ever played football before?
2018 State Championship.
Prove it.
We're a baller.
Prove it.
We're a baller.
Show me your kick form.
Where a ball at?
Show me your kick form.
Excuse me?
My kick form?
Show me your kick form.
Holy fuck.
So you know what it's like?
I mean, roll down, drop two hours, and you might not have a spot.
Bro, I dropped two?
Open up.
Everyone needs a call.
I'm trying to look around.
I'm not seeing great players.
I've seen some good players.
Is that right here?
Mandana?
Mandana?
College.
That's a new ad.
Good for all night in college.
Okay, is that guy over there?
Okay.
I've seen that before.
2018 states he said.
Now, Graham, that was eight years ago.
Honestly, come on, talk about American football for a while, man.
What?
I'm not going to lie.
Based on how you build this, I would get some American football.
It's going to be better running back.
Maybe you see me.
Exactly.
Now, I see it totally, Lace.
I had it more or less.
You like him, he's long now.
I like him long.
Oh, I like you.
It's good, boss.
They already scouting me.
Who did it?
Jason, I'm all right.
I don't know.
There hasn't been a draft yet, so...
Listen, Tessie.
Yeah, let's see if something...
How much...how much do you need?
By a...one million?
We made it!
One million cents, okay?
That's not too bad.
How much experience you got on the pitch?
Let's go, man!
By nine years.
Oh, playing goalies.
Yeah.
Nine years...ten years ago?
Nine years up till now.
You say you have pretty good reaction speed.
He said...
It's the ball!
That's a goal.
That's a goal.
That's a goal.
I like it a lot.
I like it a lot.
Now you find me there.
I don't see any other goalies here.
Me neither.
What the fuck bro?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
I told him about the transfer.
Hey, everybody, everybody.
Dear football.
Everybody, everybody.
Everybody come here!
To the middle line! To the middle line!
To the middle line! Yes! Thank you guys, thank you!
Yo, make sure you take the camera man!
Right here? And it will be right here?
Every fucking camera man! Right here!
Fuck!
Holy fucking black mirror!
Oh my god!
Holy fucking camera man!
You remember I called you short some bullshit I said some bullshit I want to say today whatever happens with the bill
We don't need this oval of cameraman we need a line all right so everyone can
Fuckin' face this man!
Plan on the white line!
Plan on the white line, man!
I've been playing since I was in high school. Yes, sir.
Plan?
What are you doing?
Come on over here.
Watch your brother. We're a Bob Authority over here.
I like that. Thank you.
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
In the back corner.
Gotta go strategy.
Okay
Hey stop hitting him
Come here come here come here. Um, they all of a sudden talking about each guy first week
Yeah, we'll give y'all your choice.
Wait, don't do it yet.
No, no, yeah, I know.
But y'all have to.
Today, 2v2 football draft, me and Ron versus Lacey in top marlin.
Give it up!
Come on, y'all.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There we go, there we go.
No time for talking.
Man, players on the field.
We're doing a 6v6.
Five players on the pitch, one goalie.
So, six total.
Let's get this shit going.
Wait, there's no actual coin?
There's no actual coin?
Wow, wow.
Do we have coins here?
Do we have coins?
Anybody have the coin?
Frizzy-air bitch.
Fuck you, ref.
Don't have a fucking...
Let's sit.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, go ahead, Peck.
Tails ever fails.
You heard him.
Tails ever fails.
Heads, heads.
From here.
Three, two, one.
It's for first pick.
Bang!
Okay.
We get ball first, we get ball first, we get ball first.
Hell no, no.
We get ball first.
Wait a second, John.
We get two.
No, no, no.
It's one, one.
It's one, two, one.
One, one, one, one.
One, one, one, one.
One, one, one, one.
It's fucking bullshit.
That's fucking bullshit. Okay, that's my first baby. Make it first baby. Make it first. Okay. I
Let's let's
Let's just let's just you let's just you
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna keep it. I'm gonna give it all the way down. I'm gonna make it nice
I think it's good actually like like actually
That's it!
That's it!
It's our goalie right here, all-time goalie.
Not a single goal today.
Go ahead.
Not a single goal.
I just got.. I got something to say because you said that right before we even came in.
You didn't give me the milli.
See that?
But yeah, I know.
It's fucking insane.
For the things..
I play with a lot of players.
Yeah, I'm a player.
I think, I think, I think, I'm not gonna lie,
Liverpool shot in red right here.
I know I won.
He was nice, he was nice, he was nice, he was nice.
I know I won.
I know I won, right there, at the end right there.
No, ladies, relax, ladies, relax, ladies, relax.
We talked, we talked.
We talked, we talked, we talked, we talked.
How you doing, sir?
How much spirit you got, football?
Um, not much.
I got a question, simple question.
Are you a goalkeeper, yes or no?
You're so handsome.
We're not getting the medal.
Too long for him, too long for him.
I don't move for anybody.
Yo, ladies, ladies, come here for me.
I'm playing search versus skins.
Great.
Simple pick, first pick.
You can play me, let Lassio make some room,
and then this one, this one, this one.
Yep, get him going.
Get him going.
Out of your pocket.
Welcome to the club.
That's a great fit.
Welcome, buddy.
Welcome to the club.
Welcome to the club, man.
Welcome to the club.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
That's a good first pick.
Yes, aye.
Um...
Who's he?
I think he's a machine.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
You should be the yellow ones you should be the yellow that's what won't said won't said you
are you fucking serious no won't said that to me he said you should be this one really
That's what wall series is telling me.
That's what wall series is telling me.
Get racist, get racist.
Get your second pet, come on.
Who's that big?
We're good.
We're good.
Do we go for goalie, defender?
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
Come on, come on.
There's not one guy.
I said he was.
He's not playing.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
We got a timer on this?
Yeah, maybe...
We got...
Down there quiet down.
Oh, he's like 50 dudes!
Left of the noise.
Left of the noise.
Left of the noise.
We're seeing some bomb.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
The bomb is the one in the head.
I've got it running.
I've got it running.
I'm telling you to play it.
And he works hard.
He works hard.
He works hard.
He works...
Welcome to the team.
Welcome to the team.
Welcome to the team.
Yeah!
That's a lacy.
Welcome to the team.
Welcome to the team.
Yeah, I'm sure. Trust me.
That's bad pics. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me.
You knew I used to play back then, right?
Since I was a kid, since I've been playing since 4.
You played like semi-professional or anything?
I made it to Cholos Academy.
What?
To Cholos Academy.
Cholos Academy?
Cholos in Mexico?
Playing in Mexico.
Cholos Academy.
Huh?
Like 10 years
Your top that's Jason in it
They sing five stars
Nice
Let's go again. Let's go again.
Center back.
It's all strong.
I like that.
The whole line basically.
That's why I started streaming.
Left, left the right foot.
Left foot.
What's in the team?
The team I love in here.
You're not getting it right.
That's Mike Doe, bro.
It's a two-thirty. Here you go, brother.
I guess.
Very good.
Cool.
I don't know if it's a battle.
Is that the guy right here on this?
Let's go, let's do it, let's do it.
Wait, he just snuck in. He wasn't even in the line-hole top.
That's not good. That's not good. He's nice. He's nice.
Right now, bro, it's like the goats versus fucking two.
I'm not a goat!
Are you guys really?
Can you go see?
You're a cheater?
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, or uh, that's cool.
You better get black filleted, it's nice.
I gotta look at the ACDC.
I see people.
Marlon's scared to be played, bro.
Listen, yeah.
I don't want to.
He plays deep, bro.
He's got a cold chest, and he's a bald guy, bald guy!
He's a bald, maybe, because he's a bald, he's a good player.
Marlon's a good match.
Very good player.
Where's he at, like, player?
He's right here, he's right here.
Hey, brother, get the fuck away from the chest, man.
Listen, we can take a little risk pick right here.
Come on, come on.
No, is that a bad coach?
They're saying it's chat hoppers.
Is it?
How, how, how, how is it breaking?
I don't know, I don't think so.
I've never seen you play.
He said he got a half-triple shot, but he was laughing.
He said he was in the States of 2018.
He played last year, he played last year.
He was tall, strong, he was fast, yeah.
Well, interview first or no?
Interview.
What's the interview about?
Striker, he is Striker.
How's it going?
Let's do it.
That's great picks.
That's great picks.
That's great picks.
That's great picks.
That's great picks.
that energy
I need you to be my MVP today
I need you to be my MVP. You'll do it. You do it.
Just let me show you this.
Fuck!
Fuck!
He's the best player we can get him.
He's nice, he's nice, he's nice, he's nice, he's nice, he's nice, he's nice.
I'm not gonna lie, we were down to the wires.
We were down to the fucking wires.
Is this a catalog?
Is this a catalog?
Is this a catalog?
Is this a catalog?
Is this a catalog?
No, I'm not gonna...
Or it seems to be some...
No, I'm just gonna look at the pictures.
Look at the hard passes.
Nice.
We're next.
You guys just look next.
Yeah, next.
Yeah, next.
Oh, you guys just look at the, oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah, man.
We're gonna have a look.
How's your hands pretty good?
I'm dead I'm dead ass go I'm not controlling
I was calling a girl named Morgan Morgan what
Morgan are we dead ass are we dead ass
but you take only that ass huh one thousand ten if no
He don't eat heat and I'll get scored on me. I'll fucking I'll work for you for a full day a
Full day, I'll be like you know what if you what if a goal gets scored on me. I'll be an errand boy for you
for years
Jamie
Look up Connor the destroyer
Okay, do you want to be honest I donated my actual cleats to a kick is it was after one of my really good games
I signed my cleats. It was you know, you needed it
I mean, he's ass.
The thing is, you need to be good at feet.
You need to be good at hands.
That's what I'm saying.
I got good hands.
I'm not trying.
Anything now!
Listen, at the end of the day, I'm an athlete.
So like you throw me in anything?
I'm an athlete.
I put Jason in the seat belt yesterday.
What the?
Come on.
You have a little play goalie before?
Yeah.
How long?
10 years.
10 years.
I played the whole goalie.
I used to play in Brazil and I played in Texas.
I'm serious. Look at my jersey, bro.
I know, I see it now. I see it now.
You're gonna need to worry about recording, man.
Hey, man, I'll take them off.
I'll lock in.
Yo, we got about five seconds to make a choice here.
Yeah, you make a choice.
He's locked in.
Let me see it.
Come on, get in go. Get in go. Get in go.
I know, I'm taking a risk. I know, I'm taking a risk.
Are you trying?
No, no, no, I'm doing this.
We need to fucking lock in.
Fuck
Go get squirming up, bro. I'm a man of my word. I'm saying you're working. I'll do I'll do whatever the fuck you want
Yeah, I'm gonna go off.
I'm gonna go off.
I'm gonna go off.
Nice one.
He has more kills.
I can't play ball.
Oh, like, they're just chirping in the air.
I know, we're gonna win.
If you think we're gonna win.
Let me see your kick.
Where's the ball at?
I need a ball.
Oh, the ball?
What do you want to kick?
Right here.
Get me a ball.
You're a chance, Braden.
Welcome to the fucking team.
Welcome to the team.
Wait, was it y'all picked?
Yep.
Welcome to the team.
Nice to see you.
That's a great shift around of the momentum.
We made him think we wanted him,
and they just got him.
I like Salah. I like Salah. I like Salah. I know, I know.
I've never played football, to be honest. Yeah. Enough to fuck on these fuckers.
Oh yeah? Yeah. I know you work hard too. That's what I'm saying. Hard.
And I'm working. I'm dead. How much experience do you have?
Oh my god, Lameenie Ma, come on, that's a fair play in the world.
It's not Jinxie Jax.
You understand that?
Yeah, Lameenie Ma on his back.
That's a fair fucking player.
Come on.
You're seeing he's good.
I'm tough.
He's good?
Okay, I'm not going to start thinking of holding.
Listen to your butt.
Mitty.
My power's right here.
White boy cops.
Sent him in.
I'm not going to let him go.
I'm not going to let him go.
I'm not going to let him go.
I'm not going to let him go.
I'm not going to let him go.
I'm not going to let him go.
I'm not going to let him go.
I'm not going to let him go.
Yeah, my tag.
My players.
No, we have the real first pick.
Exactly.
What's your say?
I think this kid's a sleeper right now.
That kid's a golden guy.
I don't know.
I think he's...
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not gonna have no short-windows.
Quick, let's go get that.
Go get that.
Welcome to the team.
Perfect.
Welcome to the team.
We need team now.
That's the first time I heard your voice.
Really?
We need to talk.
You guys should play a lot.
Left wing, right wing, what are you?
I'm a striker.
I can play Cam, CDM.
CDM?
CDM.
Okay.
Hey, we work fast over here, man.
We work fast.
What up, bro?
How you doing?
Nice to meet you, brother.
Yo, yo, yo, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What's up?
I wanted to trade.
I want to trade.
I want to trade.
I want to trade.
trade I want to trade my challenge to me at Marlin
we don't want to fucking trade we don't want to fucking trade
want to fucking trade trade I want to fuck you and your trade
I don't want to do it both teams got to want to do it
Thank you. Yeah.
Go get it. Go get something.
Brother, welcome to the squad.
It's our pick, I'm asked.
No, it's not. You're already quick.
Welcome to the squad.
Welcome to the squad.
Welcome to the squad, man.
I like the squad.
Welcome to the squad.
Thank you.
Put the jersey on, bro.
You're in a tank. Listen.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I got you.
Honestly, baby.
I don't want to play with you.
Am I in the wrong voice?
Right here?
I don't know.
Get out of the room.
Ask me, dude.
I know all right I'm not thinking
All the way right
Let's talk
What's your ethnicity sir?
I say I just speak English
You speak English?
You speak English?
You're on the team
Welcome to the team
I say I just speak English
Five million, five million, five million
You get that signing bonus
Come on
As soon as I heard it
No, no, no.
No, no.
You fuck you got backflee on.
That's it, boys, right?
Am I right?
No, no.
What's the difference?
You left.
You got to finish the shot through the left.
We're good.
All right.
That's all right.
You got to finish the shot through the left.
You got to finish the shot through the left.
What's the difference between backflee and this one?
Oh, man, thanks, man.
You got to finish the shot through the left.
Is that the best?
No, no, no.
I'm just kidding.
You just get off the shoulder, like speed.
All right, give my speed a journey.
Jersey, so I'm going to finish the shot.
All right.
All right.
Speed.
I feel like we're in a slap on the road, but I feel like we're really good.
Like, the only thing I'm worried about is they set it up so their first pick was a goalie.
Hey, no match!
You picked?
What?
You got some more jerseys, you gotta finish the jerseys.
Don't worry, hey!
You gotta finish no jerseys.
You do, you do, you do.
There's not enough people.
They be like, can I join you or something?
Yes, sir!
We will get a rock, rocker jerseys.
He doesn't even play in them jerseys.
No, no, no, no, you're not supposed to show them that.
You're not supposed to show them that you idiot.
You're not credit, bro.
Hey, welcome to the team.
All right.
Hey, I'm doing it.
Whatever y'all ask me for, I'm scared.
I'm gonna tell you what I need from you today, OK?
No, no, no, no, I don't think you're saying that.
There's six water bottles on the side of that.
I want to get into the game.
I need them filled with water and a little ice.
Maybe some protein bars for the coach on the side.
All right.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Do you want to cross coach?
Come on.
Gotcha.
Hey, let's take a look at our team record.
How are you feeling?
How are you feeling?
I like the team a lot.
I like the team a lot.
That's our team name.
Good question there. Great question.
We'll come for that.
We'll figure it out.
Listen, here's the thing. I'm not going to look at their team. They're so un-serious.
Un-serious folks on their content.
But we're not even worried about that.
What are you talking about us?
Oh, really, oh, OK.
Yo, yo, yo, ladies, come on, come on.
They already, we were supposed to put that show on, come on.
They already over here.
I already got you.
I got this one.
Hey, hey, listen, listen, listen.
Hey, come on, come on, go.
Hey, listen, last year I fucking lost again this motherfucker, OK?
That shit's not happening again.
I think defense, goalie, I need defense today.
I'm gonna die in the field if I have to.
Defense, OK?
I'm gonna be honest.
Who's our point guard?
Who's the point guard?
Point guard?
Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen.
Who is best in the middle right here?
Can't facilitate the ball.
This guy right here?
Yeah, he's in the middle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still on the ball screen, you recognize your eyes?
Okay.
Okay, listen, listen, listen to me.
Listen, most of them are only here to fuck around.
Let's be honest, most of them.
I'm gonna keep it real.
The main issue is gonna be the goalie.
The goalie's the best player, okay?
We just need to penetrate the ball inside of him.
Put the ball in the net.
That's the main goal here, okay?
In football, listen guys, in football,
There's one key thing that we all need to worry about here.
Putting the ball in the net.
All right?
Don't worry about anything else.
Don't worry about the crowd.
Don't worry about the outside noise.
Everything has come down to this game right here.
Everything is on the line.
You hear them screaming your name?
You hear them screaming?
You hear that?
You all hear that?
There's no crowd.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Not a lot of them!
All down! All down!
All down!
All down!
All down!
All down!
All down!
Fucking get it going man!
Let's fucking get this shit going bro.
What are you sending guys?
line up line up national anthem national anthem here we go here we go come on
it's that fucking time it's that fucking time lice
line up please one big line here we go
Oh
Maybe
We need it to be in the middle.
Line up, line up.
Everybody on the side.
Everybody on the side.
Come on.
It makes space in the middle.
Piss me off, though.
Piss me off.
Make space, make space, make space, make space.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Chap, get your parlays in.
Get your parlays in.
Hold on.
Hold on.
All right.
Oh
Fucking camera buddy
Come on! Come on!
There we go! There we go!
There we go!
There we go!
There we go!
There we go!
That's all I did win!
That's all I did win!
There we go. I'm locked. I'm locked.
I'm locked. Hey, let's finish.
Sorry.
He's not nice.
He's the dude who works for me.
I literally locked up Jason yesterday, I'm not trolling.
We're starting line up, starting line up, okay.
How many is it, five or six?
It's six.
We're gonna do a goalie.
We're gonna get a goalie and go real quick.
We're gonna get some all-in-the-move.
All right, come on, let's get a ball.
Come on, let's get a ball.
Ready?
Ready? Yep, yep.
Real test, real test.
Quick, quick, quick.
Let's get it.
Come on, let's get it.
Come on, let's get it.
Come on.
Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
What I'll tell you before, what I'll tell you before,
get up, get up and do it again.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Come on.
Am I camera mating for that?
Bro!
What the fuck is that?
Kick it!
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
He's been hit.
Nice.
Okay.
Hey, you need to watch up top two, okay?
Up top two.
Okay.
One more, one more top.
Top, top, top.
You in top.
In top.
Again, nice, again, nice.
Okay, alright, okay, alright.
I like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Don't worry.
Coach, don't worry.
Have trust in me.
Okay.
All right, 25, 25, 25, 25.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think I'm sure about?
Okay, I'm thinking.
Here's something.
Back right here.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
I'm with the goats and one more will go in
God
Hey listen, listen, listen
A lot of me
He's speaking
Love me, yeah
Oh nice fucker, full of understanding
How many years?
How many years?
Uno mรกs years
Okay, he's good
He just understood everything I said
Okay, we're gonna go off
Alright, let's go
Everybody else on the bench for now
Everybody on the bench for now
Yeah, for now, for now, for now, for now.
We're gonna do quick changes, quick changes.
Where's our coaching box?
You don't have any fucking A.
I told you to buy a board, coach.
I told you to buy me a fucking board.
See that? I don't even need a look.
You can't read me a fucking S.
I don't even need a look. I can feel the vibrations.
I put a rock.
Oh, that's hot, laced. And I'm worried.
I'm worried.
On my life on my life or winning on my life or winning on my life
You will work like a dog my life on your life on chat side for fucking winning. Come on. Come on. Hey
Nick Nick you start up top. Yes, that up top
Listen
You point guard
Oh
Oh wait, do we have the engines?
Oh
Yeah, can we put the game on the big three me Lacey in the corner, please
Is that better?
The other team is going to get tired, they're going to get sick.
We got to send people in though.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Here we go, here we go, let's lock in.
He's on time.
Ladies, get in the middle, get in the middle, come on.
How are we going to send the subs in?
We'll get over there, we're ready.
Yo, my subs.
You need your face came off.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
We got team.
We got team.
Good defense.
Easy.
Slow down.
Slow down.
But there we go.
Easy.
There we go.
Nice five.
Nice five.
We're going to get the person.
Yeah.
Nice.
Easy.
There you go.
He's strong.
He's strong.
Oh no.
Nick, get there, Nick.
Get there, Nick.
You're good, Nick.
You're good.
Like that.
Nice, Nick.
Nice. Oh, you see that horrible backbats horrible
Okay, come on come on come off
Be with him. They go easy. He slowed down. They like that. I like that after there. There we go
Keep moving the boss like the spurs like there's
And give a rolling pass no bounce passes. They're dangerous
Nice nice
Watch your left, watch your left.
Nice, give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, I'm telling you bro, he's, he's sleeper, he's sleeper.
Come forward, come forward, yep, that's all you, that's all you.
Great shot, that's a great shot, that's a great shot.
Great shot, hey great shot, keep it, I like that.
I like that, you keep doing that,
you gonna get some cookies after.
Come on.
Yo chat, it's not too many players,
it's five plus keeper, it's five plus keeper.
Just get the ball out.
Okay, just let it fly, huh?
Slow down, boys. Let me see some defense.
Hey, stick to the formation. Good.
You see how I like this? We're sticking to the formation. I like that. I like that.
There you go, 2v1. 2v1, that's all us. That's all us.
That's all us. That's your boss!
That's your boss! Nice, Garter! Nice, Garter!
Okay.
Interesting plays here.
Hey ref! Hey ref!
Come on, hey! Are you fucking blowing refs?
We need to get through that defense.
We need to get through that defense.
Why is Jason speaking Spanish?
I don't know.
Nice, keep using your body.
Nice, and they get there, and they're good, and they're good, and they're good, and they're good.
Nice!
Nice!
Keep him in the game, keep him in the game.
Nice Nick, yep good pass, good pass Nick.
Easy, slow down, good.
Nice, nice like that.
Patience is key, patience is key.
Good Amigo, come on, come on.
Don't make your bed sheet.
Come on, come on, come on.
Good job, good job brother.
That's my first sprit, that's my first sprit.
That's my first sprit.
That's my first sprit.
Header, header, header.
Good job, good strong body.
Good ball shot.
We're good, we're good.
Come back, come back down, come back down.
1v1, 1v1.
Good good. Get there. Golly, get there.
Oh, go now.
But the tools.
Nice.
Stay there. We don't need to press it.
We need to press it. We need to press it.
We're going to go right here.
We're going to go right here.
Go run.
You have options?
Nice five. I like that.
Nice five.
Use your body. Use your body.
Use your body.
Use your big body of yours.
Nice five.
Hey, what do you think about my speed?
My light speed.
Nice, Bob.
Nice, Bob.
We'll get the two minutes.
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Yeah, we're doing it.
We're doing two.
We're doing two.
We'll switch out the attackers.
We need some goals, OK?
A minute, a minute, a minute, a minute.
Come on.
He's behind the board.
Don't hit him.
Yo, how is he delayed?
Chad, who do you think we put in?
I'm gonna press. Stay there, stay there, stay there.
Is he the later? Next, next, next, next, next.
Shoot, shoot, shoot. Keep...
Nice, Carter! Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep.
Don't get tired. Don't get tired, boys. There you go.
We're good, we're good. Slow it down. There you go.
It's all you, it's all you. That's all you, that's us.
Yup, we're good. We're good. We're good.
Five's tired. Five's tired.
That's all you got! That's all you got!
Come on man, come on Bob, come on Bob, stop talking, that's a great team, we're good.
What's up, maybe like, who do you think should be, is he five in a row?
The thing is like, I think, we're good for now for like, keep it going.
Keep it going, one more minute, one minute, see momentum, see momentum, see what the new month goes.
Good Bob, get that, get it out of there, get it out of there.
Good, good, we're talking now, we're talking now.
Nice Nick.
Now we go, we go, we go, we go, we go.
Almost on go there.
I don't know what to do with the delay.
I'm so confused.
You have to switch.
Nice Nick.
Nice Nick.
Come back, come back.
Good, easy.
We got this.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
That's us, that's us Nick.
Get there Nick.
Hey!
That's you!
You're playing the whole game.
Good pass boy.
Take guys to penalty, quick pen.
Wait, do we choose anybody to kick in?
Nick takes it, Nick takes it, Nick takes it, Nick takes it, Nick takes it.
Come on, no two on me, no two on me.
I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
I'm gonna review. Listen to that, I got some kick.
I got a kick.
Nick, that's you, that's you Nick.
I love that.
That's 2-0 already.
Come on.
Turn this shit around, man.
Fucking go.
Joke of a team.
They're a joker.
Absolute joker of a team.
Oh yeah.
We're moving out.
We're moving out.
We're moving out.
We're good.
I like that.
We're all going back to Nice.
Stay there, Nick.
Good, Nick.
That's out.
That's out.
That's not out.
Nice, Nick.
Keep, stay, keep, stay, keep.
That's clean.
That's clean.
Hey, one, two.
One, two.
Turn, turn.
Go.
Go, brother.
Go, brother.
go brother go brother go brother hit that we got we got we got we got good shot good shot keep
shooting hey you missed a hundred percent of the shots you don't take nice five good five
Nick go Nick go Nick hit that Nick now he's good he's good he's good he's good there you go easy
good pass oh my god oh one more one more we're good we're good we're good we're good we're
do one more right there. Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep.
Good, keep.
No, no, you go, you go, you go, you go.
Hey, hey, keep shooting. Keep shooting.
Press, press.
I don't know how to fix the layout. I just told y'all that, bro.
I don't know what's doing with that.
Nice five.
Good five. Good five. Good five. Good five.
Good five.
Let's take.
There you go. There you go. Yup. Yup. Yup.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Slow down.
Behind you!
All good. All good.
Make a little sup.
What do you think? Is someone in for Nick?
I think we got a new striker on the right side.
Yeah. Get Nick in here.
Get Nick in five. Get Nick in five.
Get Nick in five. Get Nick in five.
I don't know what he's doing.
Yo, what the...
You know how to score a goal?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what I need you to do out there.
Yes, it is.
We didn't...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, put him for the...
You know how to score?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top right?
Yep, I got it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got it.
Game.
Listen, listen, listen.
Major plans are going to go a little later in the game.
Yeah, yeah.
Nick and, uh...
Fuck you.
All right.
Where'd he go?
Bro, where the fuck did he go?
He's right here.
You will never see someone work as hard as I will.
I need you to bring defense on me.
You will never see me.
Hey, hey, you're not going to step up.
You're not going to step up.
You're going to be there.
You're going to hunt for that fucking ball every fucking time.
Every time you hunt for that.
I'm sorry.
No goals, okay?
No fucking goals.
You are the most important decision right here, okay?
Look at, look how hard he's playing.
We have a more big defense now.
Okay, yeah. Power work out.
Oh, we're talking about.
You on inflexible?
Yeah.
Open the flag here, open the flag here.
Paul?
You need a break? You need a break, Paul?
Come, come, come. Get in, get in, get in.
Get that bitch.
Jesus, you're out.
I'm out.
Come on, come on, come on.
Nick, Nick, take a beat, take a beat, take a beat, take a beat.
You're gonna come right back in low be the low be the come right back in
I gave a little fine water bottle I like that
Are you good
Let's see let's see
Oh no, oh no, oh no, okay, good body.
Get that with your hands, come on.
Get it, right.
Oh, that's about right now.
Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down.
There you go, there you go.
Is he hurt, you think?
No, he's good, he's good, he's good.
Chad, I'm thinking about making a sub right here, but no, no, no, I'm thinking, I'm
thinking our camera first pick.
I might want to put him up top for a second.
See how, what he can do.
I'm seeing him.
He's getting up.
He's getting up.
He's fucking lying down.
He's all over the place.
All over the place.
He's clapping around.
He's not even playing his position.
OK.
All right.
All right.
There you go.
That's good defense.
Come back down.
Hey, I told you defense.
You're not up top.
You're not a striker.
Oh, no.
OK.
We're getting him out.
We're getting him out.
He's tired.
He's tired.
We're going to switch five.
Five right over.
Five on him.
No?
Yeah.
Five.
Five ready?
two more minutes, two more minutes
aw, defense is breaking down
nah, defense is breaking down a little bit
nah, we're good, we're good
ain't no rules with that
Ain't no one's with that shit
We're past hit that hit that tiki hit that
The things that we had a good wing right there. That's a shot. That's a goal. That's what I'm trying to say
We're wasting opportunities with that
Get there get there get there get there
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick, are you good?
Nick, are you ready to go?
I'm ready, man.
I think we get more for Blackbeenie.
Blackbeenie.
Yeah.
That's bad goalie.
That's bad goalie.
That's bad goalie.
Hey, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
I told him, Nick, Nick.
Blackbeenie, Blackbeenie.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trust me.
Trust me.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, no.
What's up?
What's up?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, Tiji, stay down, stay down.
Push up a little bit.
Push up a little bit with you.
Yeah.
Hey.
Stay pushing up.
Okay, stay pushing up.
Stay pushing up.
Wait, boy, you want this one or another?
Nah, that's it.
I know you're just coming to get it.
I'll put this back in the basket.
Oh, there's no, I need, I need five to keep barbecuing.
No, no.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
We're the guy in the middle, get in to one of four out there.
He's playing by himself.
We need five in there.
I know.
Spread out, spread out, spread out, spread out.
Good, Nick.
Get there, Nick.
Fucking half fell off.
Five, we need you out there.
Hey, I'm gonna switch it up a bit. I'm not gonna push up
We need you in here for middle
Last stop, last stop good good
Good five stay right there stay right there nice Nick good Nick use your body good good Nick
I don't I don't see I don't see speed doing anything I know I'm gonna be honest here I'll be
Thanks for the honor sir.
Hey, get in there for us.
After this, after this, after this.
Nice, Nick! Nick, follow him, follow him, follow him with you.
Yep, there you go.
Fucking hit him.
See, no one's helping him.
He got Jinx here or something.
Get Jinx here, get Jinx here, get Jinx here, get Jinx here.
Go! Hey! Waste me, waste me!
Oh, oh my god, wait.
Oh my god.
Hey, that's not...
That's not even in the long term!
Holy shit, hey!
Hey, you're staying in the game the whole game!
You're staying in there the whole game, kid!
What you talking about?
Fuck, I'm talking about...
Hey, the people who do not speak English...
I'm in!
I feel y'all.
Oh my God, what a sleeper pic!
What a sleeper pic!
What a sleeper pic!
Oh my God, yo, that was right the next time I heard you.
Yeah, it was nice.
That was nice.
Yo, where are you?
The Supercell.
The Supercell.
We're calling the fucking Supercell for now.
What?
Hey, hey!
Hey, go!
Just whine past him go past yo ref. Yo ref you better be you better hold this in the caliber right now
If he beats him with this on physical bullshit, okay
Good good good good
They put a tank in the game bro, I like sign up like son of a lot
The fry is playing really good. And you also gotta remember we have
I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You think they don't need to break, but he's like controlling the whole game. No, no. I think I think right here. No, no.
He's right. He's right. He keeps the middle tight.
I think he was in front of me then. I think we go right here. But I left hand, I'm like, well, I haven't seen him in a couple of years. You know what I'm saying?
Right now? After this, after this, after this. Wait, is there a halftime? Yeah, yeah. Hit that. Let me see it. Let's see this.
Oh
Good Nick good hustle Nick you see I saw Nick's is a hustler
Oh
I say keep the seats a little bit keep it. I like this. I see right now. Look at that defense solid
It's compact. Look at that when I spread out
Good save! Good save! Good save!
Good shit boy!
No, hey, don't waste your angel screaming, chill out.
Good, easy, there you go, control it, control it, good.
Show yourself, show yourself, show yourself.
What was that one?
Alright, brother, come on.
Good.
Nice, nice five.
Hey, five, preserve your energy, we need you out there on beat.
Watch your ref, watch your ref, watch your ref.
That's the Texas ball and the Preston.
That's you, that's all you, yep, yep, there you go.
Good, good, go five, go five.
Yeah, that's us, that's us, yep, yep, yep, yep.
He's good.
He's good, he's nice, he's nice.
There's three one, right, we're up three one?
Yeah, we're up three one.
Nice, five!
Hit me one, hit me one, hit me one, Nick!
Ah!
Nick again, again.
Yeah, that's a great pick!
That's a great pick!
That's a great pick!
That's my fucking super son!
Y'all got a team of scrubs!
What now?
What's up?
You're fucking little bitch!
They're putting the B team in!
Hey, fry him!
Right here!
Momentum, fry him!
Oh, yeah, we're good now.
We're good now.
We're good.
Not good.
We're not good.
We're going to lock him.
Yo!
Fly him, Nick!
I like that.
Oh, we're good.
Hey, y'all are ass.
Hey.
Hey, where?
Oh, oh.
Go all the way in the right.
All the way in the right.
Right now?
All the way in the right.
All the way in the right there.
Hey!
I'll wait.
I'll wait.
Wait for this.
Wait for this.
Wait for this.
See where the ball goes.
Where you going to play at?
Hey, I'm going to stay down for a little bit.
Stay down for a little bit.
Jason got his hair done. He's not wearing a wig good Nick. Go get him go get him
Give me gold give me gold. We need another one for half time bang. Yeah, good shot
Hey, keep fighting that area. Hey, all everything about football find the holes put the ball through the net. Yeah. Good job, brother
Stay back see that left. Hey, Braden, Braden the bench
Say warm
Oh my god.
Hey right now.
Turn, turn.
Money move.
Money move.
Oh, good save.
Good save.
Bro, he's so tough.
Let's go.
Hey, you feeling healthy?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay, we're gonna get you.
You think he needs.
Let's have a little bit.
Let's have a little bit.
What time is it?
10 minutes.
10 minutes.
10 minutes.
10 minutes.
10 minutes.
a little bit. What time is it? What time is it? I'm taking it in the middle, maybe.
Hey, where the fuck are you going to get it buddy?
Whoa, ref!
Hey, yo, Goldie, wake the fuck up.
Let me know what half time is.
Whoa, we'll have some of this third round, please show our 20th.
Nice!
Good defense, I'll put him in defense. You have this, I'll put him there.
No, you go, you go, you get him out of here.
That's a great way to get the ball out there.
Get it out of there. Stay there, five, five. Grab that from him. Good.
Get that from him. Good, good, good, five. Good, five.
Five, turn, turn, turn, good five.
Oh my god, it's Raph.
Oh, he's a good kid, that's a good kid.
I know him.
Yeah, he's nice, he's nice.
Something five is a machine right now.
Machine.
Good Nick, good Nick.
Good Nick.
Stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down.
Good.
Good.
Use your body, use your body, use your body, use your body.
You're good.
I'm going to go a little bit out of the center right here.
I think we moved him.
Move him up.
We can't see Brazil out.
maybe move him in for Nick and put him back in defense
I like that I like that one more time one more time one more time one more time one more time
come on that's kind of a good coaching call right
get that out of there good we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go
we go
the fucking handball five you need to break you good
I'm gonna get we're gonna trust me because Nick had to come down the whole time he
you don't wanna be down, so we'll get him out of here.
What?!
No!
What?!
No way!
You're so drunk!
Are you kidding me?!
Are you fucking joking?
No, no, no, no!
Is it fucking joke, sir?
Is it fucking joke?!
What's a joke, sir?!
Oh, come on, is it a joke, sir?
Is it a joke, sir?
Is all this in a joke, sir?
Hey, hey, hey!
I don't fucking know you can hear me!
Oh, you gotta call the cops!
Why would you fucking give a call?!
Hey, hey!
You gonna be the armed?
I'm not kidding!
So we're gonna be the armed?
I don't know how to call the cops!
Hey, where you guys gonna put it up?
No, no, no.
It wasn't him.
It wasn't him.
Say what?
Say what?
He's gonna give them my balls.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing there?
I'm gonna give it to you too.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Get out! Get out!
Get out!
Our whole team got here! Get out! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
We got the best defensive line-up we had in.
We just got four yellows. We just got four yellows.
Four yellows?
Four yellow calls, yes.
We got one more yellow there. I have to get him to not play any more.
What the fuck?!
He's in the middle of the whole team!
Everybody in the braces come on.
Come down.
You can shoot.
Get him.
You have a yellow.
I'm not playing with you bro.
I didn't do shit.
You shut up.
I swear we can't have one actual real game out the wretched
making a bullshit call.
Where is he kicking that stuff?
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
It's no it's going to be very slow.
You're buying the road on the middle
but you're getting the ball
I gotta fight three, I gotta keep fighting
Hey, no, mom is leaving
Yeah, all right, Louis, five thirds got to yellow
Five thirds got to yellow
Five, at least
GG, brother, GG
He's saving this, he's saving this
I have no faith in Jason, what sort of watch this
He's going right.
He's going right.
That was easy.
He has gold.
That was shitty.
That's got me tight, that's got me tight, that's got me tight, that's got me tight.
I like it as fucking bullshit.
I like it as fucking bullshit.
I like it as fucking bullshit.
Hey, we just gave him a one goal lead.
We basically just gave him a one goal lead.
LaMicky ass win.
Everything you do is LaMicky.
Yo, hey, I need defense.
I need defense right now.
Come on, come on.
Do you want to fucking lose in five minutes?
Then I will.
Hell no.
Hell no.
You lose if I'm in it then I will
Nice pity go bruh nice pity go
Yeah, but you got get in the game after sure
What's going on?
We're done.
What do you have?
Rita, why is everybody talking Spanish?
I used to fucking Spanish.
What the fuck do we do?
You have to get in there, bro.
You have to get in there, bro.
I need some goals right now.
It's too quiet.
It's too quiet.
Do we want him playing on that top right?
I don't know.
I'm sure we're fucking hard out of here.
Ah, you see, he's by himself.
No, no, no, no.
Put him on. Put him on.
Hey! No, no.
Yo, can we get a timeout? Can we get a timeout?
Can we get a timeout?
Timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout.
Come on, come on, back in.
Yo, shut the fuck up!
Come on, come on, back in.
Hey, we're playing too messy.
Step out, step out, step out.
Step out, step out.
Maybe you can get Nick back in there.
You can get Nick back in there.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Come here, come here, come here.
I think right now we're getting a little gritty.
We all just sprint up, sprint up, sprint up, sprint up.
OK?
If one gets to go, that's a team go.
That's it, OK?
We want to win this game.
I think we start with the foul.
We first started, get the momentum going again,
and then get back into it, OK?
Everybody that started get right back in the game.
We'll still be allowed, OK?
Come on, let's get it.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, we got to do this fucking game, yo.
We missed the tip because there's only two cherry picking all in the bag, so just follow that.
I'll try.
Hey, I mean, just stay, stay, really stay back with my boy.
Stay back, too, okay?
Really just for these first few minutes, okay?
Before half time, I need another one or two goals, so we can beat the fucking league,
right?
Wait, it's not even half time yet?
No, no, no.
Let's do it in eight minutes, Lest.
Come on, man.
Damn it.
We need to go out of y'all, bro.
We need to go out of y'all.
Come on.
Uh.
Let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, get back out there, get back out there.
On your team's head top, on your team's head top.
You get to give you guys a pity go bro, everything you do is lamicki.
Alright boys, come on.
Alright, come on, let's go, let's run it, let's run it, come on.
Come on, momentum, here we go, build it, build it, build it.
Fucking the Mickey bullshit. I hate it. Game of free gold, bro.
What's going on? That's 4th floor. That's fucking 4th floor.
Yeah, they got a free gold. They got a free gold, man.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're all good. We're all good. We're all good. We're all good.
Get your cleats. Yeah? Get your cleats. Lice up.
Where's Rocket at? Rocket at. Rocket! Rocket!
Come on, nice!
I'll be thrown!
Y'all like...
You be his ass.
Don't take some of my boots, please. You're gonna be the safety's done.
No.
It's fucking time.
It's only time left.
Stay defensive, please!
Let's go!
You got him!
There's a defense at here.
Play him! Play him!
Oh my god!
Hey! Hey! What the hell?
Is that Jason again? Her?
Who's her?
Who's her?
More cameras than players.
He's literally walking fine!
What the fuck was that?
Bro, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Yeah, that looked exactly like me.
That's some pretty vision to see that.
That's good.
Chad, we're going to run a different five at the end of the half.
Yo, next half, I think we run you, you at the start of the half.
the two jobs. Yeah, we got we got we got the full backs. We got to keep
ready. Come on. Let's get a go before to have y'all.
Come back. Come back down. Stay back. Stay back. There we go. There we go.
nice five nice nice
good shot right in nice shot bro
good shot man
son
hey that was a great play though
that was a great play
bro he's just kicking whatever
These are
We're gonna play real quick for what I have.
Play up, play up!
For Nick?
Yep, one is half son.
One is half son.
I think we get him in his room for what I have, should I get a quick goal for Nick?
Yep.
I call him out.
Give me fucking energy, give me fucking energy.
I need one goal.
Give me go, ah!
Go.
Nick, come out, come out, Nick!
Nick, Nick!
Play six, play six.
I like that. I love that. I need fucking energy. I need fucking energy for me right now.
Yeah, for sure bro. I'm gonna see you again man.
What do you see him? Do you remember him?
Yes, I'm Walmart.
Oh yeah, we're good. Plounder.
Good shot.
Come back, come back. Where's our deepest at?
I put the wrong guy in. I put the wrong guy in.
Go nice, go Lee!
Hey, hey, go get him!
Get the wrong guy in!
Hey!
Come here, come here, come here!
That's it, that's it!
That's the wrong guy in.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
Hey, I love the effort out of there for you.
You go, you go, you go, you go.
Give me a go.
Give me a fucking go.
Get there, get there, get there.
Get that five, get that five.
Shoot that five.
All right, go, go, go.
Be safe, be safe, be safe.
Keep right in it.
Keep right in it.
Huh?
Second half.
Oh my God.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Yeah, try and do it again, brother.
Don't be fucking great.
Don't be fucking great.
I'm gonna go break it.
I need y'all to fry him right now.
I'm gonna need y'all to fry him right now.
They're playing five against six.
They're playing five against six right now.
Damn!
Damn!
Oh, God!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
too much, too much, too much, that could sell us a goal.
That could cost us a goal right there.
I don't wanna play with our,
don't play with our fucking food!
You fucking eat that shit!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Good play, good play.
Brother!
Half time, half time, half time, half time, half time.
Let's just go to fucking go right before half time.
That's horrible mental.
Marnie, I need a lot of those.
A lot?
Marnie, I need a lot of those.
Patrick.
Patrick, I got it.
All right, hey, hey, hey.
Alley!
That's how I'm in here, man.
That's the waters.
What's that mean?
For the players, for the players.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Thank you, bro.
How many pairs you got for football?
I played for 13 years.
Oh, what?
I'm from Brazil.
I'm from Marcello.
I put it tight like with Marcelo slash Rodinho.
So it's my boy, Lurie.
He does not need you.
I put it tight like that.
That's right.
I'm not going to lie, when we get a goal, we're slowing down.
We let them get a goal every time.
Let them get back.
Let them get back.
It cannot happen.
You can't have it like that.
We just have lapses.
They're not scoring because they're more skilled.
We just have no lapses.
Starting the second half, you're in.
You're in.
All right.
All right.
That's fine. That's fine.
Wait, he already had one.
And listen, I'm gonna need you to stay up top. Stay up top, roaming around.
Don't wish that you could come back. We'll handle that, okay?
You're staying in here.
One, two, three.
You want any water?
Hydrate?
If you don't need my two-side best player.
We don't want you to give it to him.
We don't want you to give it to him.
Y'all wasn't even really a pen.
Can we bring back some yellow cards, please?
More falling than I could cost.
If I don't fall, then it's just hard ball.
No, no, no, it's okay.
We got y'all.
We need fire when you're in there, hold on, hold on, defensively, defensively.
We got you, we need another one, we need another one.
One, two, three, four, five, wait a minute.
It's you, four, five.
Me, Nick, Nick. Yeah, stay in, stay in, stay in.
Okay?
Like it's hard to take me out, Coach.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen.
You need to go out and stand by.
Listen, like we said, they're not good players.
Like they're not good fucking players.
No, we actually have good players, like we can play ball, you know what I'm saying?
Don't let them fucking cook us with luck.
Fuck that shit, bro.
No, no.
Sorry, we need cheerleaders, huh?
That would be great.
That's what you're thinking about?
Oh, we got a corner.
Listen, it's five-five. It's five-five.
And when you had the ball, come up with it too, okay?
Don't just, like, stay in the middle.
Come up with it.
You know what I'm saying?
Right here on the left side.
Huh?
Oh, shit!
We don't have to team name yet.
What?
We don't have to team name yet.
We need...
Team name.
Top three or what?
Just fucking win the game, bro.
Top three.
One, two, three, chop!
That was too quick.
We weren't like, I thought we should do it again for like,
really.
I'm used to it.
I'm used to it.
I'm used to it.
One, two, three, chop!
There we go.
I'm better.
I'm better.
What up, boy?
Let's go.
Get out there.
Get after it.
Hey, you two.
I need you two primed and ready, OK?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm all done!
Fuck that team!
Fuck that team!
Fuck that!
Five are you good?
I'm waiting for the game to start.
3 shots at the top of the fucking net.
Come on, Lolan!
Wait, the red team need one more teammate, right?
He's right here.
OK.
Perfect.
All right.
Everybody ready?
Close the first gate, man.
Hey, come on.
Hey, listen, listen.
Oh, shit, you guys.
Tell your team to fall more.
I'm listening to you.
Keep your calls going.
I got to stay here at the end of the game.
Fall in the line.
Call your entities.
No one wants to fall.
Tell them not to.
Hey, Mar!
Hey, Mar!
Mar!
Real quick, come here, come here, come here!
Four starts, hold on, hold!
Hey, talk to the AF, you fall, you're gonna pay.
It's not good.
He's not doing bad, bro.
This might be our strongest line of yet not kidding. This might be our strongest line of yet
That's our clue!
What?
Why'd they call it a foul on us?
Why'd they call it a pk?
What are they calling us?
Wait, what?
Rap, get off your fucking knees, you're blowing the gate!
I like that energy I love that energy just be careful over there be careful
at ease you don't want to give another one come on
This is bullshit.
Wait, are we up when it's time?
Huh?
It's time?
They're giving him two penalty kicks.
You just said it's time.
And that goal got saved too.
I know.
Well, what do they call the penalty on their own or sin?
Braden fell over.
That's my man!
It's Lana!
That's my man!
Go, Daddy!
Go!
That's my man! Go Daddy, go!
Dude, that's about to win off two penalty kicks, bro. That's insane.
Give me more heart, come on.
That's what I like to see, hey!
Way to shift the momentum! Way to shift the momentum!
I'm here for you!
Set it all up, there we go.
Shut them up!
Set it all up.
No mom is waiting!
We should be up by two right now by the way, just put that out there.
But they got two of the Mickey girls.
What's up dude, how you doing man?
Coaching the game right now so I can't talk.
This is a disaster!
I don't have to sit on a fish. I don't want to have to bring a secret weapon up.
We're kind of falling apart on defense.
Oh my god, Mark.
Does it go?
I like that.
I like that.
That's a hatchet right?
Yeah, four.
Four?
Damn, alright, let's go.
There, I thought you'd agree.
There's the third one.
Take it, Lisi.
It's a great great lineup we have right now. Let him keep playing. Let him play. He's got to let him play
He's got to let him play. Oh, yeah, Mark
Get it for Nick get it for Nick. He's one day Nick
I don't know to be honest I
What was that wait what score
Oh, bro?
Wait, is it not 8-8?
Bro, you know what I mean?
8-5.
Yeah.
No, no.
Oh, here you go.
What do you guys think?
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm already done.
Hey, guys, that's a problem.
Yeah.
I'll be while you.
Yeah.
OK.
8-7?
You're going to get hit, you're going to get hit.
What?
We're going to get hit.
See if they're near you, see if they're near you.
to tomorrow. Now let him let him get a feel for here. He hasn't really played much.
That's the sleeper pickin' a decade, that's you right here, that's the sleeper pickin' a decade.
That kid is nuts.
Castles! Oh my God!
Chef, who do I turn to? Who do I turn to?
Maybe five? You wanna go for five?
He's so nice.
I could go for five and then rotate somebody, but yeah, you need some defense like Marcello
right here.
So I'm thinking.
I already know it, sir.
If I can crew, who can I throw in there for D?
Oh, no, wait.
Oh, no, wait.
It's right in.
Right in.
What was that?
He just flopped.
He got the beat, man.
Hit him.
Hit it, hit it.
Get back up, get back.
Get the ball.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Just get the box out.
Get the ball to come in.
Get the ball to come in.
Get the ball to come in.
Oh, you're sorry.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god
Stove my finger and I'm not even in the game, bro. How do I how do I get into it? I'm not even playing
That's why I actually just stole my finger on a fucking
Okay, I don't know what's up to me here
You've been defense wise, it's defense though.
So I know who to put you in for because offense is low key cooking with goals right now.
That's what I'm saying, I agree, I agree.
I'm not touching you.
No.
Yo, we're at the wrong things right now, bro.
Could give Mara a break and put him in, but Mara hasn't really got a chance to get
a feel for the game yet.
No, you gotta let him ride.
You gotta let him ride.
You gotta let him ride.
I think he is too. He's trying to get a shot from a clip got to just play fundamentally
Hey, we gotta play Thunderbolt!
Throw it go, throw it go, throw it go, throw it go, throw it go!
No, that's not a foul!
That was clean!
That was clean!
That's a goal!
That's a goal!
That was clean as fuck!
That was clean as fuck!
That's a goal!
That's a goal!
Don't be mad because he's stronger!
That's a goal!
That's a goal!
It's the same person crying, he's always crying!
Nice, hey coach, hey run!
That's a goal!
Hey Marlon, stick to the fundamentals!
Stick to the fundamentals!
Stop trying to go for swag!
Great coach.
Nice to meet you, dear.
What's up, man?
How you doing, man?
Heaven?
I just broke my arm for you.
You broke your arm?
Hold on.
What the fuck?
For me?
I didn't ask you to do that.
Yo, listen, can I get a quick?
Real quick, guys.
Yeah, real quick, something in the middle.
I'll talk to you right now.
Let's do it real quick.
What's that?
Chance, nine-eight us.
Nine-eight us.
What?
Nine-eight?
Wait, how much time?
How much time?
What's up?
Yeah, yeah, once oh my god.
Oh my god.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nick's leaving?
Nick's leaving?
Basically, I gotta go.
I have a stream tonight.
I love you.
I love you.
Thanks for having me, bro.
Thanks.
Good bro, keep it going.
Yeah, he's ready, I'll see you later.
Come on!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Hey, hey, I like that tripe backup!
Oh, shit.
Hey!
No, stay, stay, office is playing great, keep it going.
The defense?
Hey, you need a sub on D. I'm fucking all over here.
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming through.
Not him.
Not him.
I know.
I don't know.
Who did they put in the game, bro?
You play defense?
Right back.
He was handling them.
He was handling them.
Thanks, man.
All right, thanks.
All right, thanks.
All right, thanks.
We locked in.
Holy shit!
What's up, man?
I'm not!
Yo, yo, yo.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
chance out there? Give Alan a chance? Alan, go get him. Alan, go get him. You're gonna
play D. Don't let me down Alan. Right now? Don't let me down Alan. Right now? Down Alan.
Take a breather, get some water and you're gonna go back here soon. Come on, Alan!
I would have gone in on these guys.
That was the case, I would have gone in on these guys.
I swear on these guys.
I'm a team fan.
I'm a team fan.
Hey, get in there, Alex!
Alex! Alex! Alex!
Hey, good shit though, good shit out there.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
All right.
Good shit.
Yo!
Hey, good shit.
Hey, get a breather, get a water, get you back in here later.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Pack up, pack up, pack up!
What do I do?
Pack up!
What do I do?
What do I do wrong?
Get a drink, get a drink, get a leader.
I'm tired.
What's up, Pack up?
Listen.
I'm killing them now.
You're killing them?
Come here, coach.
Oh, come on, team.
I'm telling you, you got to make a nice shot.
I know you don't.
No, you got a quick one up.
Come on, team.
That's going to be good.
I'm going to be on the right of the left side.
Chad, what score? Is it 10-8 or 9-8?
Defination.
Defination.
Of course, you're going to do it.
Yeah.
Let's meet you guys.
10-8, Matt, we have a two-goal lead.
Come on, Maher!
Not too much now, Maher! Not too much now!
Do we know how much time is left in the game?
Actually, shit, though.
I want to get him in, but I don't know for who.
Do we know how much time is left?
Because Marlins look at control in the ball at the middle so well.
Well, they doing good. That's the thing. I don't know. I don't know. That's like the flow eat. I'm chill
I want to play but also like they day
Good D
Yeah, what do y'all think?
Nick left I could put you in for Marlon, but I just I say what how much time is live
I don't know. I don't even know because I say let Marlin ride for a little bit more check
He doesn't want to play defense. That's the problem. I'll play defense is I don't let the gold and enemy on me
That's all I know. I know what you mean. I know what you mean
Yeah, I know your strengths and weaknesses facts. I like that. Are you serious bro Carter? You've all go twice
It's time you can stop him on for deep you can stop him for Dita
Good fucking shot good shot son
You got okay
I'm telling you buddy. You want to be in there. I mean I could put you in
I didn't have a camera man at the time, eight years ago.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh my, ah!
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, Redbird here's
getting too greedy coming up in the middle.
But he's doing, he's moving around like,
look, he's on offense defense.
What are we doing?
What are we?
We should be at fucking five goals.
And what are we at, one?
Two.
Okay.
Three now, three now.
Ah.
Oh my God.
See you there.
Okay, you better be there.
Like why is he
Yeah, we don't have another goalie
The last like two minutes if we have you should you should down
There we go, there we go
Oh my god, hit a face.
Five, you ready?
I've been ready.
I need you on D.
I'm lost for on B.
For 23.
Which one is that?
The register right under system.
Hey, left!
Left!
Yeah, boy!
Yeah, boy!
Yeah, boy!
Yeah, boy!
That's what I like to see!
I like that. I like that. I like that. See, I'm cool.
I know. You know, we have three or we have two chat. We have two or three.
That's how we're all next.
That's hard, bro.
You're fucking showing it out there. Gotta get everybody.
I
Was like for a follow back
Four goals.
Okay.
Defend, defend crazy.
Burnin, burnin.
We're gonna have to put two goals.
You two, you guys are to keep pieces here, right?
Keep playing together as a duo.
Handle in the ball in the middle,
getting the ball off the field.
Kickin' it into the goal.
I like that a lot.
Kickin' the ball into the goal.
Keep kicking the ball into the goal.
What did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
See, see, see, see, see, see, see, see.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's blood in the water!
That's blood in the water!
That's making a lot of noise!
It's not good enough to!
Come on!
Come on!
Yo, by the way, that was left. I don't know if y'all seen that.
That's a left foot, by the way. Left foot, by the way.
Come on, bro.
That.
You call me Tiki Tiki you going in oh you're going in
Alan Alan out the game
Get out of the way!
You just put a motherfucker with Lucas in over here.
Lucas on!
Bro, give him a chance. Give him a chance.
Good play to the boys. Good play to the other.
Beautiful to see. Beautiful to see.
Try again.
Oh, you don't scold. I like that. I like that.
I like that. I like that. I like that.
I like that.
How much time is left?
How much time is left?
There.
Take it, baby.
Take it, baby.
Go, go, baby!
Go, baby!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Don't get comfortable!
Don't get comfortable!
Put on the gas! Put on the gas!
Hey, keep putting it up there.
Aggressive, aggressive, aggressive, aggressive.
Aggressive, aggressive, aggressive.
step on the gas step on the gas step on that gas
keep your mouth face up keep your mouth face up
you good? I'm gonna do that I'm gonna do that. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I don't know what I just said but
listen I'm good I'm so good feel great
if you were to sell this man come on man go get you one come on you feel
ready or what I think this is a small we're good we're good are you small
anyways come on stop playing with him man
what what kind of pain was that call him fat no my arm got tired so I had to pan it down
you want to get out hey I'm kidding I'm kidding
cage me dirty dude
what up boy yo what up what up bro
I feel good I like that head of mine
yeah sorry about appreciate it bro
Come on.
Come on.
They would forget, they would forget it.
How did the board all that good?
Let's not sell this boys.
Let's not sell this.
Ladies, I need you to stay on your coaches.
I'm making great subs right now.
Stay on that.
J-Dap playing great defense in the middle there.
It's over, it's over.
Call the game, it's wraps, it's wraps.
Get back, get back, get back.
Make a few mistakes, come on.
We don't need it. We do not need to see the goal right now.
Let me see if you have the game on the screen.
Good, good, good.
Come back, come back, come back.
Play with them, play with them.
play with them boy. I like that cooking frying, frying, fry everybody, fry everybody, fry
everybody good, good, good, stay, stay, stay, keep, keep, good, keep, good, keep, good,
go get your fucking dolly
hey one minute you gonna be in okay one minute
and he lets go get a go right here
hey over over over boy over over over
hey hey
this game
that's her boy
over
she means it
over it man
we're not losing no more we're not losing no more come on
I
Stay locked stay locked. They locked in stay locked in like stay locked in. I don't want to see no fucking bicycle chick
Look at him, boofy, boofy, boofy, boofy.
Yeah, I'm getting it for you.
You want me to let him?
Yeah, yeah.
My booty boy?
Ladies, put your eyes on the ball.
Eyes on the ball. Eyes on the ball, come on.
Yeah, why don't you suck it on a boat?
Oh, really?
Bunch of crazy things. Bunch?
He fuck on me, right? I mean, because if I go in there, I ain't...
Hey.
You want to have a dollar?
God, hi, Cas, how are you, bro? I got 10 days in my car, so at least.
Whoa!
Right, right, nice, ladies.
Get back out there, get back out there.
Come on, Green! Come on, Green, don't let loose! Come on!
Good day. Ladies, show up, show up, show up, ladies.
Nice ladies, good block.
Finish, finish, finish ladies!
Finish ladies!
Finish ladies!
Finish ladies!
Finish ladies!
What's up with you?
What's up with you?
Finish ladies, look at him, the fucking coach want to leave.
Lay! Lay!
Come on!
You fucking stupid wrestling?
Jokes, jokes.
You got runners on.
You can eat some bison.
You can eat some bison.
Get up, get up, Fuff!
Get up, Fuff!
Ahhhh!
Now they called it, they called it, they called it, they called it, they called it.
Fuff first, Fuff first, Fuff first, Fuff first.
He's calling bullshit now.
my dog
your mother you to go
listen
I free kick here we go
can you go in there?
I'm done
was that a goal?
was that a goal?
how the fuck did he just score that?
how the fuck did he just score that?
hey y'all keep you one of your fucking subs!
anything
anything
aaaaaaah
Hey, playing like fucking Real Madrid and a bunch of fucking pence, bunch of fucking penalties.
Finish them, finish them, finish them.
Hey, no mercy.
Finish them.
Come on.
Keep going.
Go get them.
Let's get them.
Get the light!
Pull the post!
Hey, watch the cookie!
Keep, keep, keep! Good keep!
Good keep!
Keep, keep, good, keep, nice, nice, take it out, let's go.
He's so sorry, yeah, not me too, me too, I don't know.
That's outside!
That's body, that's body, that's body, that's body!
That was body!
I'll sign a box
I'll sign a box
I'll sign a box
What is this?
It's a Ramos
What the fuck is that?
What?
Almost got it
Can you fucking go?
I'm just trying to go
I'm seeing, I'm seeing, I'm seeing
I just cooked y'all
Your whole fucking team
What the fuck up?
up. Hey, this is the fault penalty. I bet it's your fucking say.
You're shit. You're shit. You're dog shit.
You got it right?
Yeah.
All the old stuff.
I know y'all's got it.
I'm the best shooter here.
I don't know.
I'm the best shooter at all.
Oh yeah, FAB.
Oh yeah, FAB.
Oh!
Oh!
Give it to Lacey.
I know Lacey's going to do white school.
Come on.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go.
Let's go.
There you go.
Let me see what time is left.
Time's 4 minutes.
Hey, ready?
One minute.
One minute.
All right?
Get ready.
Get fucking ready.
Get ready.
They're ready. They're ready.
Let's get there! Let's get there! Let's get there!
The thing is, he actually has chances.
He actually has chances.
Hey Allen! You go, you go, you go!
Mark, come on! Hey, hey, hey!
Go, go, go! Where we go?
Fish it, boy, fish it, boy.
It's time to get his first go come on hold what come on lace lace I need I go
I need I go to opponent everybody hold everybody fucking hold everybody hold right now man
this is why I got him by the charity man this is exactly why let's see it
It's a fight, it's a fight.
Oh my fucking god!
Come on ladies!
Finish it!
Hell no!
Hell no!
Hell no!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You got less you got less less less less less
Hey have fun don't even spur and pay a fucking child support when he's 18 come on Jay
Yeah.
I love you.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love you too.
I love you too.
We got one else.
Yo, why the fuck y'all got the whole team in here?
What are you talking about?
Y'all got the whole fucking team in here right now.
Nobody's out, bro.
How many teams are there?
We won.
It was 59, they got the whole team out.
No, no, no, no.
Yo, one minute left.
Finish game, finish game, finish game, finish game.
Finish game, finish game, finish game.
One minute.
Finish it.
Finish game.
Finish game off, finish game off.
Oh, damn.
come on bro come on it's over it's
Finish
Everybody out except
It's fun, it's jokes, it's talk, talk, talk until it's really fucking performed, okay?
Look at that, look at that, they're coming. Look at that.
What's up, man?
Out.
Out.
Out.
I like that already.
Where's he going?
Out.
Yeah, come on, come on, see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So somebody has to move.
Right out, come on.
I love you.
Take it out, big boy.
Go get it.
Take it to the big one?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, go get it.
Go get it.
Go get it.
Go get it.
Go get it.
No
I'm gonna run in the celebrate. Hey, hey, hey when it's finished when it's finished and going to celebrate is going to sell
Where we going?
Nah, let's go right there.
Are you standing here? Are you coming out?
I got shot after. I got, we're finishing.
We're finishing.
Team flip, right? We got to take it.
Yeah, we got to celebrate first though.
Let's get this fucking dubber here.
What's the door? Come on.
Finish him, finish him, finish him.
Come on, show me that. Do you know?
Oh, yeah.
Nah, I got, I got.
You shot, you shot, boy. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot.
Yo, five, go get you a goal. Go get you a goal. Come on.
Go five, go five, go five.
Nah, come on, Rev.
That's a wrap.
That was insane.
Marley, what time is it?
Two minutes.
No, no, no, I got shot, I got shot, shot, shot, shot.
Oh, that's fucking awesome.
Hey, nice job, nice job, team.
Can I call it?
He's got someone hurt by fucking prolonged in a game.
15 minutes, nice.
That's how I fucked up.
That's about 30 seconds left. Call the fucking game.
Sorry for swimming, boys.
Not bad, not bad.
Just again, that's the penalty yo
Let's go team, team, team!
Listen, listen, listen.
No!
Listen, listen.
Come here, everybody, come here.
Everybody, come here, get a big hug.
Get a big hug.
Come on.
Listen, great fucking job.
Sir.
Way to keep the energy.
Sir.
Good fucking way to be a teammate for everybody.
Everybody play it.
Everybody play good.
Yes, sir.
Positivity.
Chopped on three, man.
Come on, give it up, man.
Chopped on three.
Yo, watch your d-witch.
Chop!
Team Flick!
Team Flick!
Team Flick!
You have it already?
Huh?
Team Flick!
Oh shit.
Okay, bowling ball.
Alright, Team Flick, Team Flick, Team Flick!
Yo, what are you doing?
We're looking, we're looking!
Stay in the middle, stay in the middle, stay in the middle, down the middle, down the middle.
There we go, team, let's do it, come on!
I'm not lying, I'm not lying.
I've never played soccer my entire life.
You owe me a day, you owe me a day.
You gonna play a cup?
Bro, I bought a top cap, come on.
I bought a top cap.
Are you gonna work like a dog you're gonna work like a dog you're gonna work
Hey, that's perfect
Listen, listen, let's speak English.
All right, let's get it.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, come on, do it all time.
Come on, man, come on.
Yeah, let's get married this way.
Let's get married this way.
How did you feel out there?
How was, let me know, let me know something.
Like it was going to go up in your mind.
I mean, me and coach really put on a game plan this morning.
Did we not coach?
Yeah.
We're on a game plan.
We set up, pick up the plays with most heart and hustle.
You know what I'm saying?
Came out, we performed, bro.
We just wanted to have two ghosts, yeah.
You played amazing with the MVP award.
Ghost of this man right here.
Everybody clap your hands, everybody clap your hands.
I SWEAR!
Fuck you man!
Got it!
He's gone!
Damn!
Go to the ear man, lets go!
Take a shower!
How the fuck is that?
This is a fucking human dosen't it?
Shake it!
Shake it!
Shake it!
I got you. I got you after.
I got you.
I'm doing better.
I'm doing burpees right now.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got a game right now that I was learning normal language.
You got a game?
You play professional.
I got a long beach to the college.
Oh yeah, you got a long beach?
Yeah.
Okay sir, but keep it going bro.
You did really good.
Come on bro.
Thank you bro.
Thank you bro.
Thank you sir.
Hey my dog.
Thank you for popping out.
Seriously bro.
Yes sir.
Look.
Introduce him to 50 to the hill.
Thank you bro.
Of course man.
Keep running.
You know how you play it in fucking who knows where one day I can just tell I
Got a soldier not only got this boss. I must just have three percent. I get a picture of a song. Oh, yeah
I'll go buy my tap caps.
Will you buy my tap caps?
Hey, the new drops in two weeks, man.
Hey, I'll go buy them tap caps, boy.
You know the risk.
Hey, Lacey, can I have a plate?
Yeah, let's do it.
Lacey, can I have the hat?
I think, huh?
The hat?
Sure.
Oh, I think, huh?
Can I take a picture with you?
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, I got this one.
Oh, my God.
Yo!
I get to do 24 hours a day.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, I see you.
Hey, good job for my dude, man.
It's fun, man. You guys are hot-headed.
No, man.
Hey, man, I'm a questioner.
I'm actually Argentinian and...
Oh, you're from Argentina?
Yeah.
Oh, that's late.
Yeah, dude, so big nice to see you.
Nah, man, I'm just trying to get into streaming and content creating.
Oh, yeah.
Obviously, you know, I assume a lot of people ask you the same questions, you know, like, you got me where's the rest of me, you know.
Just, uh...
I watch a lot of you.
You've got to chase your dreams, bro.
Yeah.
If it's not working first year, second year, it doesn't work, third year, it doesn't work, just keep going.
That's what you really want to do.
Eventually it'll work out if you keep putting it into the work.
See you later on.
Yeah, that's really how I got him in.
Depends what you want to do.
Just keep pushing, try to attack all angles.
I think what I can get for our really pretty much.
Got you, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Cool about to get a pig, ladies?
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Hey, Marley.
Take care.
Yeah.
How did it do?
Honestly.
You're good.
Yeah?
You're pretty good.
Pretty solid.
This is cool.
You take it?
No, no.
I appreciate you going.
I'm sorry.
Hey, you drink too much.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You killed it out there, a lot of cardio.
Thank you, appreciate it.
Yeah.
You know what that is, girl.
I'm going to do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
That's me.
I'm going to do it real quick.
Yeah, real quick.
Sorry, bro.
Hey, y'all!
No!
I'm getting up on out of here, Chad.
I'm getting up on out of here.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Thank you, bro.
Nice to meet you, dude.
Of course, yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Oh fuck chat all right yeah, we gotta go give we gotta go give him the iPhone now
Now.
W segments in the chat, bro. We took it. We took the fucking W. We took it home.
I have to go to this.
I have to go to this.
Alright Jack, we're going to go give him a phone now.
My ears we all I think it's super delayed
Holy shit, I'm black.
You know what's wrong?
Should I not be forgetting something?
I had to play some low quarters on music.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm a good coach.
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Fuck
All right, so I'm gonna be at the kids house
One of the kids house right now.
Not a minute out.
I was supposed to go to this house earlier, but we had the football match.
So I've low-key been stalling to go to this kid's house all day.
But we're about to officially be there.
You okay, buddy?
Oh, it's a big dog.
I'm not sure it's going to happen.
I'm going to go on the side of the road.
Is he here?
Oh my god he's right there.
Yeah it's fun!
What's up dude?
You're trapped.
He's coming right now.
He's coming?
Cool.
I'm gonna get out.
Can you get out or no?
Do you have enough space?
I can pull up.
What's up, man?
I saw you were with Jason.
Yeah.
What you guys do?
We went to go eat.
What you guys get?
What kind of food?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know?
I don't even know what we eat.
I mean, we just nice to eat.
I mean, honestly, I don't eat enough.
I don't know. I think it was Asian food or I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, you guys, you know the guy with the corns here?
Corn?
The guy who sells the corn over there, is he here?
Oh, uh...
Or not today?
He's right here.
Oh, God.
No, exactly.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
I'm not saying, of course. He's back.
Ha!
Oh!
Oh
Wait so wait so why you posted a video asking Jason for to what for $10,000 for
$10,000 how many likes is that one there? Well he said a hundred mil but wait
It's almost out of mill?
Yeah.
Dude.
How many likes to get a...
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me try that.
Again?
Hey, but you're a good coach.
Are you watching the stream?
Yeah.
Who's your dumb man?
How many likes to get an iPhone 17 Pro Max?
You too, huh?
I don't know.
You too, okay listen if you can get 300,000 likes, I'll get you an iPhone 17 Pro Max.
Okay.
You're the method.
Stop calling me the method.
No.
Hey, you don't get in this Tesla, right?
Yeah.
No, he's not getting in my Tesla.
No, he's not getting this Tesla.
Wait, is he here?
Your cousin?
No, he's gonna come right now. He doesn't live here. No
Guess we'll just camp out and wait
Thank you, Rob
I'm gonna spawn camp you next time we got you yo chat. I'm not our way. I'm gonna go inside the juice house real quick
I was gonna say my he's out
I'm trying to hide from the oxyclinic, what do you mean?
I'm just waiting for the cave to come.
Oh, he's here?
Oh, cool.
300, look at that.
This is really just a new stringer method, isn't it?
Oh wait, do you want to watch out?
See if you're like, no, maybe she's all the way back there.
She literally stopped for us.
Some Spider-Man shit.
You know, Spider-Man like sat in front of the train
this, but I just did save your life that was inspiring. Twitter is going to be a movie
tomorrow for what? Can I shout out my tiktok? Go for it dude. If you guys could, it's just
you get it man what's up dude yeah of course I want to say I got to get
confirmation though of how many likes it got okay you got to show me I said
50,000 I got a seat
Let's see you're gonna show it. Oh, what was it?
Congratulations man, here's your iPhone 17. You want me to wait for you? Yeah, I got you dude
Hi, Lacey.
Hi, Lacey.
Listen, man, you got 50,000 likes.
I got you iPhone 17 Pro Max.
Got the Orange one.
It's brand new, straight from the Apple store.
But you are going to have to set it up with a line.
I don't know if you want me to talk to your mom about that, but...
Yeah.
Here you go, bro.
Thank you.
Congratulations, man.
Can I get a picture?
Yeah, let's do it.
Hi, Lacey.
it. Tick tock. Hey, tick tock. It's the new method, y'all.
Yeah, this is how you move up on it.
All right. And of course, is this your mom?
Yeah.
So, um, the phone's in there. It's brand new. It's just, he's going to have to
take it to like whatever service provider you guys have and just swap
it over to that line and then it should be good.
Okay.
I see you too. Have a good one, man.
Alright, dude.
That seems like just in case I hit it.
Yeah, I'll see it, trust me. I'll see it even when I promise.
Alright, stay safe. Stay in school. Get good grades.
Okay. Bye, Lacey.
Bye, man.
I'll see you next time.
Yes, sir.
I got to find out what it is.
Okay.
I don't know what it is.
You're the method man?
Yeah bro, I'm just fucking the method man, dude.
I can't even pronounce that so fast.
Hell drew. Why'd you say hell drew?
Yeah, because when he breathed the sound out he was shit.
The first kid I was reading the mic.
Oh, you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
Bro, who cares?
We're not going to come back and give him an iPhone.
We're not.
Come on, Chad.
Chad, are all the guys getting food or no?
Damn you, from where you are now, now, now
Wait, where are they going?
I'm like, oh, I ain't asking me, I'm just gonna go home
I'm just gonna hide you and I'll live now
I'm just gonna hide you and I'll live now
I'm just gonna hide you and I'll live now
Who's all going to get food?
I know, I know
You know I'm not seen with the losing team.
More at the end of it.
Rocket League shot?
I don't know.
I kinda wanna get everything in order for tomorrow, right?
Gotta find someone else.
The whole fucking Vegas shit is ruined.
I don't know, Max.
You gotta be someone I know I can trust, though.
It can't be a random person.
It's like a lot of money.
That's a very rational test.
Hey chat look I'ma hop off. I'm gonna go figure out this ship for tomorrow. I
gotta spread I gotta figure out how I'm gonna get cash gotta figure out
everything like that but all W streaming a chat very good stream we had the
IRL segment we went play football great ass stream man so fun thank you guys
for watching I love y'all make sure to join the Twitter community send stuff
to the PO all that tap-caps new drop in two weeks I'm going to be live tomorrow
night okay I don't know what time yet it'll probably live we get to Vegas around
like four o'clock so I'll probably go get settled in at my hotel get the cash
meet up with security and then go live it'll be me and pilot first night on
first night me and pilot are literally just gonna be at the tables grinding it
out gambling, getting drunk, all that. Second night, we have Power Slap and
gambling. Third night, we have UFC and gambling. So, it's gonna be a movie. Make
sure you guys are tuned in for the next three days for Vegas. And then I have a
big announcement that I'm making after Vegas, so stay tuned for that. But hey, it's been fun.
We makin' love, but we all listen to that
Shouts, give up a face, shouts
Back at the main party, go home and say ya
Say ya, turnin' my back, say ya
I got you, baby, come on home
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
How you been, bein' both stars, pointin' bars when I'm broke
Give me deep, you know that money, baby
Give me a nigga, bro, gotta get used to it
Fuckin' stuff, I just put a big toe
I just put a big toe, I'm on another nigga, honey
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit them both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she wanted to change she discards it as a post
I forgot