Lacy
🌷 STREAMER RAINBOW SIX TOURNAMENT 🌷 PROVING IM THE BEST GAMER 🌷 NATIONAL WOMENS DAY 🌷 BACK FROM VEGAS (+$83K) 🌷 SEND TO MY !PO 🌷
03-08-2026 · 7h 07m
⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
lacy VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
You
What's going on girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls guys
Timbin with the five gifts
Thank you so much for the five gift in the chat
Thank you
Thank you for five
W5 gives it in the chat bro
Was good, bro. What's good? Y'all was good. I'll be feeling today. How we feel today? Listen
Right off the bat. I'm keeping it real with y'all
I'm keeping it real with y'all. I'm very tired today. Okay
saying it right now I'm very tired we drove back at like 2 a.m. last night got
back at like 6 30 in the morning and I'm gonna be honest on a car ride back I
was on boyfriend duty now if you are a guy and you have a girlfriend you know
that being on boyfriend duty sometimes entails you be an uncomfortable so that
your girlfriend is comfortable so on the entire four and a half hour car
ride back I was laying sideways on my seat with my head against a glass window so Darla
could lay on me and be comfortable and get her sleep so I was I got zero sleep on a car
ride back so I'm running on maybe four hours of sleep right now um I'm running on maybe
four hours of sleep right now it is but we're here and today we have a rainbow six
siege tournament it's a streamer tournament there's a lot of streamers playing in it
And the team that I'm on is me, Ron, and Morley.
Y'all are getting first-rounded.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
But yeah, I think today I'm going to chill out a little bit,
do more of a little gaming day.
We just did three days straight at IRL.
We're gonna do some desktop today some reacts and then
We're gonna gain either they rock you leave later tonight. Just see where the night takes us but
Coming soon
Tomorrow, I'm not sure what I'm doing tomorrow on the 10th though. I'm telling you guys right now on the 10th
I'm not gonna be live. I have a video shoot that I have to do
I'm gonna be going on to the ball brothers podcast
So I'm going to be on doing a podcast with wazel ball and the angel ball
I got invited to go on that podcast
So I'm gonna be doing that podcast and then I also have a shoot that I'm doing
I'm not gonna tell you all what the shoot is, but it's an announcement video for something coming soon
That's all I'm gonna say. I haven't I'm filming an announcement video on the 10th. So
Ted that will not be live. I'm gonna be taking a day off
And yeah
Yeah, no, it's not for tap-taps. It's not for tap-taps. It's for so it's for it's a content announcement video
But I don't know if y'all know this
today is
March 8th. Oh
Also, I'm gonna be doing a stream
Coming pretty soon here. I don't know what day we're gonna do it, but I'm doing a stream with Yana soon
I don't know what what day it is, but we're gonna figure out a day
But I told her I want to help her decorate her her new apartment because you know, just moved to LA
So congratulations to Yana for moving out of North Carolina with the horses in the hay hape barrels
Moving to the big city of Los Angeles
Speaking of Yana
It is National Women's Day
So for all my sexy women in the chat, I figured I'd give you guys, you know a little gift for National Women's Day
But why do you need me?
If it's cause I don't care
If everything goes out of place
Then it's just no way out
But why do you need me?
If I was loving my brain on you
Would it make you a mess?
You don't like your car, but I'm riding
Specify, so I'm avoiding
Baby, it's tonight, we're in love
Come and specify, why I had
Why are y'all spits saying 9-1-1?
I'm so uncomfortable.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, dude!
But nah, I just want to say Happy National Women's Day to all the women out there.
Ladies, women around the world, honestly I love you.
You guys are honestly the best creatures on the planet.
You guys are the best creatures on the planet out of all the genders, all the animals, everything,
all the creatures that were created on the planet.
I think that the female species and the women are the best that was ever put on it.
Very soft human beings, very big hearts.
One thing I want to say is for National Women's Day, let's all put a W in the
the chat for the women around the world,
because women go through a lot, right?
You really gotta think about what women go through.
They go through a lot.
They gotta deal with period cramps.
Then they gotta deal with carrying a man's baby
for nine months.
Then they gotta deal with being a mom.
Then they gotta deal with the whole world
looking down on them and hating on them
for everything they do.
I see stuff that women do,
that men do the same thing,
and women are hated on for it,
and men are praised for it.
It's honestly sad, bro.
It's sad.
But Happy National Women's Day to all the women out there.
Lacey loves you and you know, at least some of us recognize
the hardships and hard work that you guys put in.
Facts.
W women, W women, W women.
Shut your bitch ass up, okay, okay.
Can't be a feminist in 2020, 20, six I guess anymore.
Guys, something came in the mail today.
Now let me ask you a question.
Who was here last week?
Or a week and a half ago?
Who remembers what I won on Petra?
I don't know if this is actually it.
It just says to Nicholas Walsco and it says my address.
And this is the only thing that I put my address into order.
So I don't know if this is it or not.
I'm like, clenching and hoping it is.
Hold on, I gotta figure out how to open it.
I gotta figure out how to open it.
Hold on.
Dude, holy shit, why is it so secure?
Wait, if it's this secure, y'all know what that might mean.
Oh my God.
Hold on, hold on, hold.
Wait.
Oh my God, it's open.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Okay.
For the people who are on the stream right now, they're a little bit confused.
The people who are on the stream right now are a little confused.
Last week, last week, I won a Rolex on Pactrail.
Now every other thing that I've won in the last like month and a half, I've just taken
the cash.
But what I won on pack draw last week was a Bruce Wayne Rolex.
So I decided to claim it.
I see green.
Oh my God, I see green.
Oh my God, I see green.
Oh my God, I see green.
Oh, shock.
I actually didn't know.
Come on, come on.
So we'll see if we release it.
This is insane.
Oh my gosh. I actually got it? Fake. Yeah bro, it's fake. It's fake. It's fake but came
with the fucking confirmation card. It's fake but came with the confirmation card. Yeah,
Yeah, fuckin' idiots.
Yo!
Oh my God!
God!
God actually came!
The Bruce Wayne Rolex!
Oh my gosh!
That is so clean!
How do you open it?
Oh no, did I break it? No, I broke it I think.
No, I think I broke it. I think I broke it.
I think I broke it.
Wait.
I don't know. I don't know how to undo it.
this is so nice. You just did. Okay, so I do this. And then what? And then this? Oh,
I think it's too small.
I think it's too small, Chad.
Chad, is it too small?
No.
Oh, it goes like that.
Wait.
Hold on.
I fucked it up.
Oh, it's too big.
I'm going to have to remove so I'm going to have to get links removed then, right?
Yeah, it's too big.
Hey!
Bruce Wayne Rowley on the wrist.
come on now come on dear Bruce not a shit is tough this shit is tough okay so I
gotta get I gotta get how many links removed probably like low key only one
I got to get a link removed holy shit actually came bro
W. Patron, dude
This is a warranty card this is a warranty card right here
And this right here is a certificate
Holy shit.
This shit is clean.
Yeah, this is like a daily, right?
This is like a daily?
Yeah?
Okay, that.
All right.
Wait.
If I take it to Rolex, can they just take a link off there?
Bet, bet, I'm gonna do that today.
I'm gonna do that today, fuck you, why not?
I'm gonna do that today.
Do it on stream today, I'm going to.
I'm going to.
All right, Chad, let's get into reactions.
Anything y'all want me to react to?
Just post it in the comments right now.
I'm gonna be going through some reactions
and then we are going to, oh, I fucked up.
Oh, I'm such a fucking stupid chud.
Oh, I'm such an ugly fat chud.
Oh wait, no, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I'm gonna hit some sexy, good looking guy.
Damn, I really got a rodeo, my nice.
I feel like a bad bitch with a roly on my wrist.
Yes, but yes.
So let me put this down there, put this over there.
Okay, all right.
Ooh, I didn't really talk about the fights and shit, did I?
So chat, last night, who watched UFC?
Type me in the chat if you watched UFC last night.
Let me know who watched UFC in the chat.
What was your guys' honest thoughts on UFC 326?
Because I'm going to be honest, I personally have never watched UFC before and I don't
know if I got a bad first impression of it.
I had a lot of fun at the event itself, but the last main event fight in my head, I was
under the impression that they were fighting for the BMF belt, which means that it's like
the baddest dude, like the dude who gets in the ring and puts a belt to ass.
He gets in the ring and he beats the shit out of people.
In my head, that's the BMF.
That's what I thought.
This is my first UFC match I've watched, yes.
I will admit that, I'm very new to it.
So no, I'm not a fake fan, I'm just new.
But I was under the impression that the BMF
met someone who gets in there
and beats the shit out of people,
and he went in there and they were on the ground
for 24 out of 25 minutes, just like on the ground.
So I was just a little confused if that's normal,
if that's, because I did enjoy UFC.
In my opinion Rodriguez that fight was one of my favorites. He literally knocked them out one punch
She's a clean knockout first round. She was insane
but I
Don't know. I don't know. I
The main event I was very underwhelmed just because I was expecting
Everybody was hyping it up saying a hollow averse Olivera was gonna be a crazy fight
And then they go in there and it just seemed like they were cuddling on the ground for
20 minutes
So, to all my UFC fans in the chat, is that normal?
Like if I want to continue to grow and watch UFC, should I expect that moving forward?
That's what it is.
Okay, good to know.
Good to know.
Good to know.
See?
That's part of learning.
That's part of learning.
And then I see people in my comments saying like, oh, you're a fake UFC fan.
You dumbass I'm not a fake UFC fan. I'm just a new UFC fan. That doesn't mean it's fake the same way that you
Were once a new UFC fan and watch the fight for the first time. I just watched the fight for the first time. I'm new
You don't just know everything right off the ramp. I didn't know that I've watched boxing and boxing
You're not allowed to blow on the ground and hug each other. That's what they were doing yesterday. So I was a little confused
But I don't know if I'm supposed to say this, but while I was at UFC 326, someone came up to me,
I'm not going to say who, someone came up to me and asked me if I would be interested in being
placed on the list of creators that could possibly get an invite to the White House card.
I was literally just chillin' there.
I got introduced to someone, shook their hands, said hello, and they asked me, they didn't
say I was gonna be invited, they just asked if I would be interested in being one of the
creators that was on the list, like the wait list to see if I could get invited to go
to the White House card.
So that would be insane.
me going to the White House to watch the next USC card. That would be cinema. That would
be such a fun stream. That would be so fun. But yeah, I brought him down to practice. I'm
down to warm up. I'm down to warm up. Who did you get introduced to? I'm not going to
say because I don't know if he's mean. He's like, he's like more like behind the scenes
there. Um, but it was really cool. It was really cool. Um, and then last night
chat last night after the fights me Marlin Jake Russell Pilate and Darla hit
the Baccarat table I went in with 5k Marlin like was trolling around winning
with like $500, Darla went in with $100.
I ran up $5K to $13K.
Marlin ran up like $500 or $1,000 to $5K.
Pilot ran up $5K to $12K.
And Darla ran up $102,000.
We quite literally went to the Baccarat table and took it for everything it had and then left.
We went home up like 40 racks on that casino.
40 racks on that casino, bruh.
Hey, man, it was a great Vegas trip.
I ended up going up like 83K total.
83k in total throughout the entire three days. It was insane. Actually an insane run. What happened to
Silky? Silky lost all his money. Apparently Silky was up like seven grand and then he went to the
tables by himself and just lost it all like a moron and Silky ended up losing all his money and then
he told me he was taking more out. So I don't know if Silky ended up going down even more but
But, but yeah, this is your total winnings.
Lacey Vegas Daily Gamble Winnings.
Day one, $51,000.
Day two, $24,000.
Day three, $8,000.
Total $83,000.
Come on!
Come on brah. That's crazy
Minus a $500 smoking fee. All right
Yeah, watch him
Rugs that is candy
Let me see let me see let me see let me see
Holy shit is heavy. Yeah, run set me candy. Oh my god. Oh my god
One up blasted cell wall belts rainbow
yo we got a we got a shot I'm on a diet but I got a shot I got a call right
FaceTime rug starting a FaceTime call to rug gotta do a taste that's a rug on
on the phone chat, not a bad shot, right?
Not a bad shot at all.
Rugger!
Ruggy!
I'm streaming right now, look what I got.
I'm out of, you're about to get my initial reaction
right now, Rug.
It is, I'm not even trolling, bro.
It's the best candy we've ever dropped,
and it's like, bro, it's perfect.
Trust me, did you guys get the blueberry
and strawberry one, too?
Yes, there's other flavors. Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to try the rainbow.
Okay.
Rainbow is more on the sour side.
Okay.
The strawberry and blueberry is like a little bit more on the sour side.
Wait, he's doing an Ome44 on the bag.
Okay, hold on.
It is. It is so good.
Yo.
So it's like a sour ship with like, with nerves on it.
Yeah, it's like crunch bits on it. Yeah, let me know what you think
Yo
This is gas
Good
Dude, yeah, I know it's I'm like super proud of this one
I was gonna make a tick tock in like an hour like taste testing all of them. Oh my god. Who is sour?
It's actually if you like sour candy on my soil like this. Yeah
Wait, did they send you guys a lot I told them they better send a ton. We got eight boxes
Wait, what are these, huh?
I've never seen these.
Wait, is this unreleased?
I've never seen these.
Wait, let me see.
Oh.
Yeah, these are unreleased.
Ooh.
Well, it's okay. It's okay if you showed them.
That's fine.
Wait, this isn't...
Well, bro, I'm gonna try the one that you're about to try right now.
Wait, I'm the first person to try this?
Try this.
Yeah, what do you see there?
Sour, rushed, blue, razz.
Yo, that is so, bro, the packaging,
the team crushed it on that big time.
Holy shit.
Let me know what you think about these
because I've never tried.
Okay, they look super sour, I'm not kidding.
Okay, let me know, let me know.
Rob, these look sour, dude.
Ooh, sour.
Oh, I like this.
It's not like hard.
It's like a gummy inside but hard on the outside.
Oh, okay, this is fire.
They're all good.
Oh my God!
I need to get one of these.
Okay, Drew's gonna get a box.
Yes, of course.
It's very good. It's actually good. I'm not kidding. It's actually good. It's very good. It's very good. It's very good.
Okay, buy some, tweet me your reaction, tag me on your story,
like make a video about it.
I will see it for sure.
Hey, Rugg.
What did I have to do?
What did I have to represent?
No, we already talked about this.
See what it's for?
Please, please.
See, now you want it back, don't you?
I've wanted it the whole time, Rugg.
Okay, but you know I would love for you
to actually have ownership of it.
Bro, I would love it too.
Wait, I'm pretty sure the last time,
okay, I'm not gonna say it, I'll show you actually,
Let's just read let's revisit the conversation. Yeah, I'm pretty trying to stop getting answered, dude
Yes
I'm pretty sure stop saying F Zach. It's not F you dumb idiot. Fuck you
Okay, I'll be family friendly
I'll be
Bet let's do it
I had some I had I had like someone talking and then it just kind of I just never got like word back
Bro, I love it I love candy so much
Wait, I have I have an idea rug what if we trade percentages I
I give you 1% of tap caps, you give me 1% of one up.
Wait, that's kind of sick.
That's not a bad idea.
That's actually sick.
That's not a bad idea.
We got some discussions to go over.
We could definitely get some discussions going.
And then we do a, oh my God, Rugga,
and then we do a tap caps X one up collab
where every time someone orders one thing,
they get like something else with it.
Wait, let me do a live unboxing.
Hold on.
Jack, wait, should I do a slime one?
Because it's coming out.
Yeah, do a slime one.
OK.
Jack, live unboxing of a Tap Cap Slime Edition.
This comes out.
What does it come out?
In like a week and a half.
Wait a minute, guess who was playing with a Tap Cap at UFC?
Pooka Nukua.
Yes.
Pooka was playing with a Tap Cap.
Pooka's my favorite Vybersever of all time.
He's so good.
OK, slime Tap Cap.
So I'm looking for the Goldie guy or Strawberry Slime, okay?
Focus.
Is he gonna get a Golden one, Jetta?
No.
Here we go.
Come on.
I get a Golden from this.
Here we go.
Okay, I'm not looking.
I'm not looking.
What is it?
Purple.
It's a core.
Okay.
Hey, it's still a tap cap.
It's still a tap cap.
Now I'm gonna put it on my keyboard right now,
actually.
Oh, God, the goat, the goat.
Ken, do we take a shower?
Yo, I'm not taking a shower with you.
Hello?
Yes, sir?
Yeah?
Yes, sir!
This is so sick.
I love you, Rob.
This is the number one fidget toy of all time.
Thank you, bro.
I had one of the number one candy of all time.
I'm gonna suck those strips down my belly all night.
We're gonna do some make-out off-streaming.
Oh, we're gonna do way more than make-out.
We're gonna have butt sex.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Is he not leeching?
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Man, I'm gonna leech shit.
What are these?
And what are these?
Are we just leeching?
Are we leeching all the new candy?
Bro, what are these?
This one.
What about the other one?
What is it?
What?
What do you hate?
Sour powder.
I don't think I'm supposed to be showing any of this shit.
All right, Drew, listen, I'm gonna be honest about it.
I gotta turn it into ring.
I'm a fucking gamer.
I literally have to prove to the world today
that I'm gamer of the year.
And everybody's doubting me.
Everybody's saying I'm not good.
Everybody's saying I'm not this, I'm not that.
I'm literally gamer of the year.
And it's not even fucking close.
It's not even close.
I just got one at the mall.
What the hell?
Locked in a puka stream.
I would love to do a stream of FUKA, bro.
Lacey X Vegas, part three.
Hold on, this might be cinema.
I have a message for you.
This is coming.
And this is not gonna be like the last few trips.
I'm not coming to lose.
I'm not going to be sad.
I'm not ready to extreme.
I'm coming into Vegas, into those casinos.
And I'm taking you for every man I have.
I'm leaving Vegas with a new car, a new watch, and a new coat here.
Vegas, I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
I ain't gonna lie, six. You're working your way up to the payroll, buddy. I'm A6. A6, I'm keeping it real. I'm keeping it real. You've been doing threads. You've been doing edits. You're working your way up to the payroll.
Oh
Yes, baby
This is tough.
Hey, hey, you came up 70 bands in Vegas, you went on like a $20,000 shopping spree.
This is the kind of editors we need in thugs bro. These are the type of editors we need in thugs. This is tough
Six you're working your way on to payroll you're working your way on to the payroll see the editors
We have a few good editors, but we have we have Leila. We have six we have
You know, it's really all we got on it's really all we got that's really all we got with talent over here on this side, huh?
Banco, we, Banco, but Banco kind of retired a little bit.
Banco doesn't post as much anymore.
Um, then you got JD doing nothing but eating tacos.
That's facts, bro.
A little edit of an eating comp for you, okay?
Nah, but six, this is actually tough.
This is actually tough.
I'm gonna hit this one a retweet.
Don't worry, brother.
I'm gonna hit that one a retweet.
Wait, six.
You should post these on TikTok.
Post these on TikTok, do it, I'll repost them.
Post these on TikTok, oh, it might get shadow man though
because of the weed and alcohol.
Six, if you wanna post these on TikTok,
just shorten it and cut out the weed and alcohol parts.
And then, yeah.
Now the chat, Six is working his way onto the payroll,
W16 the chat.
Also, I had to take a shit.
The Great Lacey Lockin.
Okay, so this picture right here,
I know it looks like I'm reaching my fork over to the chocolate cake,
but believe it or not, what I was actually doing was taking my fork and pushing the chocolate cake away.
Now y'all might think I'm lying, you might say cat,
I was pushing the chocolate cake away because I didn't want it anywhere near me because I can't even stand the smell of it.
I can't even stand the smell of the chocolate cake.
I can't even stand the smell of the chocolate cake,
and I didn't want it anywhere near me.
That's just me being honest.
Let's go through the thread real quick.
Do the calling women in your context
to wish them a Happy National Women's Day segment?
I can call people and wish them FaceTime Sina.
Starting a FaceTime call to Sina.
Does she even count though?
Like does she even count?
Are you calling Sina a man?
No, she just has man tendencies.
And she's ugly.
She's chop shit.
And I beat the shit out of her.
Who's another girl I could call in my contacts?
Cancel, yes, girl, cancel me, girl, cancel me, eighth time this week.
I'm not chatting, Darla's upstairs.
I'm not calling Darla to tell her happy national women's day when she's upstairs.
Y'all not FaceTime, Y'anna.
Is she not a woman?
Elle Boyfriend.
Hey, Y'anna!
Hey!
I'm streaming.
What'd you say?
I said, what are we doing?
I'm good, how are you?
I just wanted to call, I wanted to call you.
And I wanted to formally say,
that I just respect you a lot.
And I know you go through a lot of hardships in your life
and period cramps, having to deal with blood dripping out
random days of the month,
being suppressed and not given equal opportunities
all the time.
And I just wanted to say,
I appreciate and respect you and all women
across the world and Happy National Women's Day.
Thank you, that means so much to me.
You're no problem, Yana, no problem.
Yeah, thanks so much.
So what are you doing to celebrate?
What are you doing to celebrate?
You know I'm actually not doing anything today.
Well, you know what?
I'll throw something on the girl for you.
I'll throw something on the girl for you.
Like what?
Yep.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, Yana, what do you wanna stream?
What day?
Wait, I wanna stream soon!
Okay, but just text me what days you have free
this upcoming week.
I rarely have every day, every day.
Okay, I'll text you when I end.
Okay.
She don't wanna stream with you, son.
She's secretly in her head thinking
that you're just a fat, ugly, stupid, dumb,
sluggish shit and doesn't wanna be around you.
I would never say that.
I would never say that about my friend.
Chesh, you would never say that, bro.
Yeah, I'll never say that.
Thank you.
Okay, on a Happy National Women's Day, have a good day,
and you should just rest today for National Women's Day.
Wait, look what I'm doing, actually.
Let me see.
Look, I'm building with my screwdriver, it's pink.
You're a pink?
It's not a screwdriver, it's an electric drill.
Oh, shit.
That is not a screwdriver.
That was a big-ass pink electric drill.
Drew. Alright, well you have fun building, okay? Alright, bye, Anna. See you soon. Yo,
she just showed me a big ass electric drill and called him a screwdriver. FaceTime Darla.
Starting a FaceTime call to Darla.
She's probably sleeping still.
You don't feel like an asshole when I wake her up.
Is it tomorrow actually?
It's not today?
No, it's tomorrow.
I'll tell you something about it.
Hey!
Oh, shut up!
Why did you decline my call?
You really could come up.
I could come upstairs right now.
So you declined my calls because you're watching TikTok.
And I'm eating candy.
Happy National Women's Day to you.
I'm not a woman.
Sometimes you're not like one.
It's not good.
Sorry.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
Okay, sorry.
First of all, I'm not going to let you see that to me because I'm not a woman.
I'm not a woman, I'm a great ass fucking man.
I have goals, I have ambitions,
and I have a job to provide.
So you're not gonna talk to me like that.
And if you wanna try that again,
I'll come upstairs right now and I'll put my foot down
and put things in order.
That's what a man does.
So a man's purpose is in this world.
Now, on second thought.
What do you wanna do?
Go through.
You're saying, wow, that was...
Okay, what's your second thought?
Right, second thought is,
I just wanted to say,
for National Women's Day, I...
Hey, more like,
is that even National Women's Day?
Yes it is.
No, it's not. It's tomorrow.
No, it's not. Shut up, Drew.
I am being disrespectful towards women with women.
No. Drew, when's National Boyfriend Day, bro?
You're going to tell your boyfriend,
you're going to tell your boyfriend,
or National, when's National Gay Day?
Drew, when is it? When is it?
Fucking moron.
It's not, yo, when is National Women's Day?
Sunday in South Africa?
See? Like, Jerusalem fucking idiots. He's so dumb. He's so dumb he doesn't do. No, I swear,
Drew does zero research on anything. He just thinks the first thing that he sees is what's
real. For anti-con, yes it's tomorrow, but for us it's here today. Women's History Month
This is the entire month of March?
Wait, when is National Men's Month?
We don't even have one.
We just have a National Health Month.
Yes
What is he about to do
You should watch a video of what women have went through bro. I'm very I'm very
very prepared and knowledgeable woman in this country. Trust me, I am in this world. I very very am.
I very very am.
Call Marlin. What do you want me to call Marlin for?
What is he doing?
Jero, what am I waiting for?
What is that?
It is National Women's Day.
Actually, you're going to have your own experience, period, perhaps, all day.
No, I'm not.
You sure?
No, I'm not. I have a tournament play today.
No, you're going to have an experience, period.
No, I'm not. I have a tournament play today.
I'm going to unbox this right here, and you're going to put it on your stomach?
No, I have a tournament play today.
See if they're saying W. They're saying W.
So, because it's National Women's Day, I have decided that I am going to be experiencing
period cramps all day long.
Okay?
Shout out to all the women out there who have to go through this every single month
for their entire lives.
The least I can do is experience period cramps for the women for one day.
It's literally the least I can do.
Okay.
So how do I?
I'm not too sure how this works, but I think you just put it in your stomach.
a lot of work. Okay. Let Darla control. Wait, is this a controller? Yes. All right,
Chad, do I get on R6? We have 30 minutes till the tournament, or do I finish reactions
then get on? What do you guys think?
Because realistically, it's not starting at that time.
R6, alright, fuck you, we'll do reactions later then, or tomorrow.
Let's do this thing.
not waking up? Okay, chat. First, let's look at this bracket. Who has the bracket? Can
somebody link me to the bracket? Can someone link me to the bracket for the tournament? Please,
please, please, please, please. Don't scream. I'm not screaming. What? This is the bracket.
So me, Ron, and Marlon play Archie, Yugi, and Jason first round?
Do we win that?
What do you mean?
I'll put it on my separate.
Yugi is good.
I just do it right here.
Shouldn't it be set up first?
might get first rounded is Marlin even here? Where is Marlin? We have a tournament in fucking
20 minutes. FaceTime Marlin. Starting a FaceTime call to Marlin. He's not answering.
He's not answering.
He's out of that fashion show?
You guys just make random shit up.
Yeah, do not do too high because I'm just going to rip it off you know, be honest.
Brawl, he's not answering.
I'm actually annoyed.
Dude, we're going to have to get a replacement.
I don't know, maybe we're going to see how bad it hurts.
Brawl, where is Marlin?
Yeah, Ron, yeah, Martin's not here and he's not answering.
What?
He's not here and I just called him three times
and he didn't answer.
Well, I'm warming up right now.
Well, we don't have our teaming.
I'm warming up.
Should I get off the game or not?
Why would you get off the game?
I'm warming up.
You're voting up?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Listen, all I need, Lacey, carry on.
Lacey, all I need is to unbox a Fire Serpent Sat Track AK right now, factory new, and me and you are actually rich.
Oh, you are actually addicted, dude.
I just spent $1,000.
I'm not gonna lie, XQC has one knife that mobs your entire collection.
That's crazy, your cortisol levels and your fucking cholesterol is gonna give out at 32
years old, fuck you.
Wow, wishing death on your friend?
Hell wrong, bro.
Wishing death on your friend?
All right.
Hey, Ron, I hope you get into a car accident.
I hope you get fucking...
I hope you get into a car accident.
Your Porsche GT3 RS won 150 down the highway with a semi truck and I hope it flattens
Now I'm actually gonna get on a warm-up because I actually care about this fucking tournament
What's pinned?
Lacey, we have fantastic news.
Pilot, so help me God if you went back to the tables after you told me you were done for the whole trip.
I need to call you in 10 minutes and show you something?
I'm on the way to the airport, so you stayed an extra night in Vegas.
Wait, it's asking me to log into my Ubisoft Connect.
What?
Okay.
All right Chad, so because it's National Women's Day, I am going to be experiencing what it
is like to be on your period because women have to go through this all around the world
at all different ages for their lives.
And I'm going to put these on my stomach right now.
And I'm going to experience what it
is like to have period cramps for the entire day.
OK.
Well, Marlon's calling me.
Yes, Marlon?
Hey, hey, hey, there's my teammate.
Hey!
Brother, we start in 20 minutes.
Where are you?
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm Washington.
I'm in there.
Okay.
Well, I also have other news.
Um, I, because it is National Women's Day,
I'm going to be on my period all day, okay?
So I have period cramps simulator.
is going to be going on the whole tournament.
So I say that again?
Because it is National Women's Day,
I'm going to be on my period the entire day.
What?
OK, so you're going to be like, I mean,
are you going to be more irritated?
I don't know.
We're going to find out.
I have a period cram simulator on right now.
How do I start it?
I'm pretty sure it comes down.
OK.
Sorry.
OK, I have pretty good news here.
that's the case I love women in general and I love women when they're on a
period so I will happily you know take care of whatever you know cram
oh baby baby oh it does not feel good Mar oh my god I'm coming okay I'm coming
hey take it easy okay I was coming I need snacks okay okay you're gonna make me need that
Yeah, yeah, I'll give you a little, I'll give you like a little solid print of microwave.
Okay.
Get a little heated up.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, come on, come on, come on.
But how you did this, is that...
I don't know, I just pressed the button and it worked.
It was 20 to 70 minutes.
No, Luke, every 10 minutes.
No, no, no, under 5 minutes.
It's 5 options.
I don't, I think it's under 10 minutes.
oh oh oh no it's not every 10 minutes it's for 10 minutes oh my god oh my god
oh my god happy national women's day happy national women's day oh my god
10 minutes.
There's supposed to be two.
Oh, fuck, you're right.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
What do you want over there?
Huh?
Oh, I have to move it over there for you.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Fuck!
Wait a minute, where do you want to put the other two pads?
Turn it off.
Oh, fuck.
Oh
Okay, it goes like over here, right like right there
Okay, lower
I'm going to have to put my pants down.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, hold on, your tiniest goes along.
That's more pants.
This, okay, and this one goes out, out through here for me.
This, and these two, these two go up, I think.
They're all the way up here.
Oh, it's cool.
Okay.
Okay. Fuck. Okay.
Okay. I am officially hooked up to the period simulator for National Women's Day.
Let's turn it on.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's only on level three, but it's not that...
Okay. Oh, wow. I see what you really have to deal with on a daily basis here. Oh, wow. Okay.
Oh, my gosh. Okay. I'm going to go to level four or five. Oh, God.
hard. Okay. Oh my God. Okay. Fuck dude. There's no way this is like no, there's no.
What does it feel like it's just it's like it's like it's like okay I'm not
I'm not gonna lie, W women in the chat, bro.
There's no way girls have to just sit here
and go through this all day long.
Hold on, I gotta log into my Ubisoft.
Oh no, I remember my password.
Okay, I'm gonna go up to level five.
Oh
I'm lagging I'm asked oh my god, dude
What?
What?
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
Can I not stream and have a game open?
chat. Pilots calling me. Yeah, pilot. Okay. What's the news?
Okay. Okay. You know, I guess today, you know, I won the
Charles, the Charles for a way. Yeah. And you, you gave me
Okay, also, sorry about your period, Dave, you okay?
Yeah, it's just, it's hurting really bad right now.
Okay, so when you guys left, correct?
You guys, you guys left, right?
Yep.
And then I was, you know, I was in my hotel room,
you know, I was just sitting there,
I was a little excited, I got bummed in.
I went to the club, right?
Okay.
I met a dating girl.
We took, I think, probably 12 shots.
Okay.
I blacked out.
It was four in the morning.
Her and I were like, fuck it, let's gamble.
I took the $7,000 that I won on a bar up here,
and look when I got enough.
You're never going to believe this.
Well, how much do you have now?
How much is that?
You rated up was she like a blocker up pro
Wait, did you guys have sex
guess who defeated Vegas?
Who defeated, oh we defeated, oh my god.
No, pilot, I'm not in the mood,
I'm not alive on my period, I'm not in the mood.
I'm pilot, pilot I'm deadass, I'm not kidding bro.
I'm being so serious, I'm not in the mood
on my period and I just don't want to
talk about it.
Thank you dude.
I just, I just don't want to talk
to anybody right now bro.
Yeah, I hope the period's back to skill you.
Good luck, have a good day.
Just don't even want to talk to anybody right now and my fucking Rainbow Six isn't even working
I don't even want to I don't even want to shoo me out right? I guess I want to talk to any of you guys in the chat
No I don't want candy girl just leave me alone
Oh my god
I don't want candy shot
Oh my god, oh my god
Join discord call shut. I don't care about a fucking discord call
Oh.
Yo, can you put time?
Yo, Rums, can you get a period,
can you get a period like,
tracker on the screen or some shit?
Wait, I need invited to the Discord,
I'm not in the Discord.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Fuck! Dude! God! Fuck!
Oh my God! Women, I love women, I love women so much and I'm so sorry for you guys.
I'm so sorry for women all around the world. I'm so sorry for you.
I'm so sorry for all the women around the world
Hello
I'm on my period the fuck was that my life should know Marlins know where to be fucking
Lacey I liked your seat at UFC really yeah dude you're really close what you have seen
where you're an asshole why do you tap it with me bro I'm making me straight bro I
I had me in a fucking nosebleeds, dude.
At the White House?
Not at X.
You know I'm taking you to the White House.
He's not coming.
Bro, you know what?
Yeah.
Bro.
No, no, me at XQC.
No, no, me at XQC.
That's not going to be a movie.
I'm gone.
No.
No, Lacy.
Oh my god, it's going to be the big three in Washington,
D.C., oh my god.
Wait, what's your company called again?
Tapcaps.
I was eating.
I choked on a Tapcat.
So I'm suing you in clicks.
like fucker. Yo, I just got a word about Cuffam's installing cheats.
Someone? What? Yeah, no, so JayCee, I'm gonna be honest. Can I explain? Can I
please explain. So JayCee, I'm not gonna repeat it. Yo, all right, so real quick.
So, I was under the impression we were going against pros in the first round.
So, I said I'm just gonna download hacks, I now like a wall.
no never had yeah wait so my so I I have like 50 hours on rainbow both my
teammates are like level three I like it so now we're going to feel like
out to do every time I open the game my game like my my stream lags
Call Woj.
Calling Woj.
So.
Woj, are you at the house?
Yeah.
Can you please come down and help me really quick?
Thank you, Woj.
No.
God, Woj is actually the go dude.
I swear to God, I'm not even trying.
I would actually get on my knees and suck Woj's
big white cock if I could.
Wait, the thing that's died, wait it's died already.
Alright so every time I open the game, my stream just lags, like watch, I'll do this,
But wait, wait, you'll see, they'll spin F and Y.
Just before he lides out.
See?
Display mode windowed full screen?
Full screen borderless.
Unless I'm getting trolled by the chat, wait, what, can you just help me figure out what
setting I'm going to go with?
Lex, for a split second.
Oh, so there's just maybe, there's maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Wait, why is it on 60 hertz though?
No way I've been gaming on 60 hertz.
No way I've been gaming on 60 hertz.
There's no way I've been gaming on 60 hertz.
Are you in 1920s or maybe even in the 90s, I don't know.
But this monitor is shh.
No.
That's the point.
It has to be full screen to be 60?
Why wouldn't you just play on full screen?
Ow!
What was wrong with my period?
Now it's lagging well get your changing settings. It's gonna lag for a second now. You're fine
It's gonna lag for a split second every time I tab out. It's gonna lag
Yeah, so what if I go to borderless?
It's just gonna lock here stupid. I mean this is a lot, but it's not gonna be 60 Hertz
It just walks to it. It goes off of your
Also, do you like sick?
What other settings for graphic settings I've never played
Wait chat is it bad that I said I'm a pro and I've only played one time and I'm really asked the game
I told Ron I'm a pro
And Devin hold on I'm getting my game fixed
Whoa, holy tech.
See, I'm not going to lie, Drew could never, bro.
Drew actually could never.
Wait, so if it's not borderless, I'll still be playing 240?
No way.
See, but now it doesn't lag lag when you tell that.
Well, like, yeah, you should still be on 240 technically, but yeah, if you do full
screen, it's going to lag lag when you tell that.
But borderless will still be 240 errors.
It should be.
I think it just, the world list just sets it to whatever your actual pressure is.
And then whenever you have, I would just enable your display capture.
Okay.
But I would, whenever you're gaming, always just have this.
Wait, why is it on 18 plus?
Okay.
And what about graphics?
Do I need to change my graphics?
Holy shit.
I got W.W.Wolch.
It's the C.A.A.
It's not aliasing, probably turn that off maybe.
It's not aliasing, I don't know what that means.
No rendering scale. Wait, C.A.A. just 18 plus chat?
Fuck it, keep ush it on just chatting then.
I think you can go and operate on the shooting range, right?
Or how do you do the shooting?
How do you go to the shooting range?
Shooting range?
Uh, yeah.
I'm gonna have to adjust my set.
Wait, can somebody do a converter for me and adjust Fortnite sensitivity to rainbow?
You gotta try to see what works.
What do I shoot on?
Turn off screen shake, turn off v-sync.
I don't play R6, but I like the most games.
Oh yeah, turn the latency off, turn that off, turn that off.
Because what people don't understand in this chat is that I actually used to be a pro game.
I'm not getting yet. He's not getting a single kill
Is my sense, if my sense is adjusted, then I'm good.
7-7.
Is that default or is my, my adjusted?
Yeah, take a breath no rush
It's not default, and my shit's adjusted probably.
Sha, who's somebody that's good at seeds that I could get like tips and advice from?
Richie. FaceTime Richie.
Just to confirm.
Can you shut my door, my inches?
Starting a FaceTime call to Rich.
Rich? Who is...
Am I calling my Papa Rich?
Richie! Hey brother I'm streaming right now. I need some help. So I'm playing in a
siege tournament. What what character should I use?
So, uh, wait, are you gonna get rid of?
Uh, no, I'm in the practice room, in the practice room, in the practice room right now.
Yeah, you want me to coach you?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right, hold on, I'm gonna be on, like, five minutes, all right?
Okay, but wait, wait, wait, wait, just tell me what character I should use to warm up a little bit.
Are you on defense or attack?
I'm in the shooting range.
Oh shit, like, no, but there's like defense and attack, motherfucker.
Uh, don't you switch sides?
Yeah, yeah, use, alright, ready, ready, ready.
Get good with Ace, and, uh, Fenrir.
Ace and what?
That's calm.
Ace and Fenrir.
Fenrir?
Fenrir, Fenrir.
Bro, those are final boss, like the best.
Wait ace is caught AK assault rifle
Okay, I don't see Fen rare
Defenders
Like you throw like a like a fucking ball and it's like a trap. I don't see
Fenrir. I don't see Fenrir. I don't see... oh Fenrir.
I don't know if you have... I don't know if you... I don't know if you have...
Some machine gun?
Got it?
Use the MP7. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Change to ACOG, someone said. What is it ACOG?
Wait, I'm ace? No, Fenrir has no ACOG.
What about on ace
I have to shit Richie
Wait, what's an acorn? Hold on. I'm turning right now. That's you nasty fuck. What's an acorn?
I don't know what that means dude
It makes you ADS fast.
Magnified B?
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, yo, when you shit, can you stay on FaceTime with me?
No, no.
Okay, and then what about barrels?
Like, what is this shit? A flash hider?
No, just keep flash, yeah, flash hider.
Okay, grips, vertical grip?
Yeah.
Under barrel laser, right?
Yeah, laser, laser, yeah.
On all guns or just on the AK?
Every gun, every gun.
That's calm you play first. I don't know. Oh, I don't like this
No, I don't like this skull
I don't like this at all actually
Yeah, I don't like the ACOG. I don't like the ACOG. Simple as that. It's literally just a simple fact.
It's a simple fact. I don't like the ACOG. It's preference, right?
Yeah, I'm looking for you. Like, the hollow might be better than you in, like, Rick Wells' heart.
Oh, I'm new? Oh, you think I'm new?
Well, weren't you like, uh, a four-man program?
Yes, I was.
Well, how do I what's the best way to practice it's not the shooting range like I just play a normal game
What do you mean
Okay
My period
Because the face cam, uh, go to like the tap next to graphics, I think.
Uh, display?
Yeah, yeah, go to display.
Okay.
Now what?
Uh, you know, play aspect ratio of 16-10.
Fuck off, I should ask.
Wait, why?
Chad, is this good or is he fucking with me?
Either 4-3 or 16 by 10.
I would use 1610 if I was to use 430, I don't have one of my friends, all the way to the top, okay they're saying 4 or 3, yeah you could use 430 or 1610
but what if I want to use your mole?
Nah, normal ass, trough, trough, nobody uses that.
Whoa, what the fuck is this shit?
Okay, what else do I change, Richie?
Big dick Richie?
Your shit looks good, your shit looks good here.
Q and death match.
Okay.
And make sure it's on free for all of us.
How do I Q and death match?
Browse playlist?
Hold on, I gotta see.
Death match.
Yeah.
Wait, I gotta turn screen shake off.
Oh, you have screen shake on?
Yes.
Discuss and suck.
Go to accessibility, accessibility.
I think you have it off.
It's screen shake.
Wait, motion blur too?
Yeah.
That don't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Motion blur doesn't matter?
It's not like real motion blur.
Now your shirt's good.
Your shirt's good.
All right?
And then you load into that thing and then you'll be chilling.
All right?
Okay.
All right, good luck, bro.
I'm gonna be watching.
All right.
Yo, just call me if you need help.
I got you, all right?
I got you.
Peace.
Let's go, Shat.
Let's go.
On Defin, I'm good, Shat.
I'm here to fucking play a tournament game.
I'm not here to have people talk shit about my personal life.
I'm good, bro.
I'm here to win a tournament, I'm here to game.
Do you even have the operators unlocked?
No.
Wait, I don't have Fenrir unlocked. I don't have Fenrir unlocked. I have bees that I don't
I have to pay money to do it.
Well just keep it simple.
Actually you can turn it off now.
Here we go Chad. I'm gonna show you what I'm really made of. Watch this.
Where are they?
I
My bad be honest
I'm not bad. I'm not bad
Okay, okay, stop that chest, stop that.
You're actually good, Lace.
Thank you, Rhino.
wait I gotta figure out what my I gotta figure out what my what my stuff
What the fuck does?
You have five minutes.
My age kind of good you're out of range get back to the mission
They're waiting on me okay, okay, okay
Hi, hi, hi guys. Just are you ready to shuffle have eyes ready to shop
Yeah
My aim is actually good
My my spin it seven times seven
We have a chance!
We have a chance!
We have a fucking chance!
We have a fucking chance!
We have a couple?
This is good!
Dude, X2C is not good at this fucking game bro.
We're good bro.
We're all in Kennedy right now.
What do you mean?
We have a fucking chance!
We have a fucking chance!
Yo, that is fast, so fuck it.
Fuck off, you skinny fucking guy.
It's kissing.
It's fine.
Just the time, man.
Do we win this show?
All right, guys.
I think everyone should now split up into their teams.
We have team calls for everybody, all right?
Wait, is it one game at a time?
Like, do we have to make the watch?
Yes, one at a time.
The games are not that long.
What?
What did I tell you?
What does that mean?
The game doesn't win.
Are we at first game?
What's up, Agent?
What's up, Agent?
What's up, Agent?
What's up, Agent?
What's up, Agent?
What's up, Agent?
Oh, yeah, what's the old reason you break down the wall so
Check you we win this
You play Archie Yuki Jason and then if we win we're gonna play silky Sina in Joe bar
Ron is actually good
But Marlins really bad
Jeezy's dad is really good.
Fuck!
Look at Marlin.
What is Marlin doing?
Is he warming up?
Is he warming up?
Is he warming up?
I
I'm gonna be honest. We have to bait Marlon not even kidding. That's literally we have to do we have to fully bait Marlon out
We have to fully bait Marlon out
It's what we have to do, I'm ready.
Yo I'm being genuinely honest.
Yo I'm actually good, I'm not kidding, I'm actually really good.
Bro I'm telling you right now if we lose to, who are we going against at?
Jason, Yugi?
I'm not kidding, Lacey, I will, I will dead ass be so disappointed.
No no no, Ron I'm not kidding, I'm actually like really good.
No, are you- is he trolling chat or no?
No, I'm not trolling.
Don't lie to me, bro.
I'm not- I'm actually like generally good.
They're all saying no, bro.
I swear, yo!
Yo, they're not even watching my shit, they're watching yours! How would they know?
Oh, I know, but Marlin is actually useless so I need you to play good.
Yugi's good and Jason won, okay?
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm better than you.
What's up?
What's up, dude?
Why, um, Lacy takes a gambling deal and you take off your stables.
Why does every time you have no content you come into my call or mention in your intros?
True!
All of my calls, are you calling me off?
Is this the end of you?
Because you are calling me through.
You are my boy.
Fuck!
Riddle me this now riddle me this
He's car back you make so much money right from your game
You left the biggest bag of your career
I
Know let's eat yeah, yeah
Holy make a he's got a come broke keep bouncing. I'm dead ass. You actually might fucking get pregnant
I like you fucking zero times as much as him, bro.
I love your mother more than you.
You making my mom in the car?
You making my mom in the car?
Yeah, yeah.
That's why I got my mom in the car.
You got fucking old like a pawn, bro.
That's not true.
That is true.
There's clips.
There's clips.
There's clips.
There's clips.
There's clips.
I still have business with you.
You're a pawn, bro.
You're a pawn.
There's you.
Now, don't get first-rounded, bro.
Don't get first-rounded.
All right, man.
Good luck, buddy.
Don't do all this shit.
Don't get first-rounded.
Yo, I'm so talented in this game.
this game why am I not pro in this game they I take a gambling deal is when I
get paid bigger bags and what that was boys boys boys
how are we doing boys five minutes I have fucking this job dude I'm not
gonna let's get this shit how do I buy it how do I buy a place in a person
that's a good clip yo swipers on my soul if you post that clip on TikTok I'm
firing you mother where were you that you're so energetic
sorry I said it again where were you we're so energetic where were you
really you're so late in energetic oh gosh hold on I need to fix my mother
having sex or something I need to fix my order here for you to have a glow when
you walk through the door yeah you have like a real glow when you walked in
Are you having sex, bro?
I'm not going to lie, no, I'm not having sex,
but I'm actually the opposite.
I'm actually staying celibate, boys.
Oh, boys?
All right, boys.
Try again.
OK.
Chad, am I playing bad?
Listen, how do I tell you, bro?
How do I tell you?
I've got to tell you all.
You know, I've got this super top of the globe.
What character should I be playing during this game?
All right, listen, I'm going to play Ace and Fenrir.
You know how to actually play those characters?
Happy international women's day minister
Are you actually like at least a little decent or no, well, I'm sorry. Yeah
Yeah
It's actually over
Marlin's gonna actually ruin this to try to make us lose. It's over. Oh, I'm not I'm not yo
Why I see a real voice that was there I just want to tell you just to warn you I am on my period today
So I don't know what that fucking me. I'm doing a period simulator during the tourney
So just let you know I am
Why would I play with you? What do you mean?
Girls are super have superpowers
Shit
Exactly, I agree, seriously.
Up the cramp level?
Okay.
Yo, how about turning all down?
Yo, not as fucking low.
You gotta turn down four watt.
I don't know what that is.
What?
Put you on 60 maybe, not a fast shout,
but at least you're on 60 as well.
Here we go, Chad.
I'm trying to use the new.
Wait, Chad.
Is that better?
Is that better?
Chad, do I have to learn how to use the abilities
and shit?
Is that better?
Holy shit, Chad, is my aim doggy?
Ow, it's on seven rooms.
Chad, have they started yet or no?
yo boys what game am i downloading i'm so confused
i already see the script right
right right right right lacy
lacy lacy lacy he just said what game do we
fucking download
lacy
oh yeah i don't worry
he hasn't given up
i'm very
you auto-kill on this keeper now
you're ahead of the enemy
enemies are in the lead
can we have a team talk
Why would we have a fucking team talk before the game even fucking starts your burger
I'm not even kidding, bro. It's over before you fucking started man jizz in my fucking anus
Hey!
I'm gonna show them what I'm supposed to do.
You have to get a scout!
Yeah, I did.
You have to get a scout.
Hostiles pulled ahead.
So you played Rainbow Six each?
Yeah, I don't like these characters.
Or five. Or five.
Ron's such a narcissist.
What does that even mean?
So, boys, it might...
So, so, so, can someone give me a break?
Can I have your voice?
Or no?
What?
You like the full break?
I'm gonna go to the...
Your team takes the lead.
We have a tournament and...
You are dog shit, and you're probably the reason we lose and then we'll probably all just sit here giggling
No, okay
Yeah, it was seriously first of all first of all can we actually take this serious?
I'm not even kidding
In the chat saying that we're playing first apparently
Fuck
Boys
Could be sure to see media boys. Hey listen, I'm locked up for sure
Who's better? I'm here in Marlin. Are you fucking kidding me? Don't ever disrespect me, bro
So I don't know what the fuck this lineup is, but it's low key. It's honestly kind of fuck
I'm lucky a lot
Yeah, I'm playing Lamar Joe. I I'm a little in the Lamar Joe. Good. I'm playing little
Use your ears it's hard I have Marlon talking
I'm not knowing what to do bro. I'm dead ass.
What am I gonna do? I'm gonna be honest. You have my downfall?
Chad, how can I practice knowing what to do with the characters? My aim is good.
How do I practice getting good with the characters?
Chad, what rank is Marlin?
I'm cool with 80. I'm pretty good.
Should we do a practice 3v3?
Not a best shot at all.
I'm down for that. I'm down for that. It's actually a really good shot round.
They said Marlin's copper.
What's copper? Is that a shit of Minecraft? You might know
I'm not gonna love boys
Yes, they literally a I'm not kidding. I don't think it's literally a map. That's called seeing tower. Fuck. I'll spend this on for a little bit
And let's get it. No seriously dude, I'm actually locked
I'm not controlling
Let's get a little fucking towers and boys
The city is pretty when it's dead just like a flower.
I promise to see the tower of ash later tonight.
Oh, the rain!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Bro, I'm not trying to have a two-hour stream here.
Okay, okay.
Well, I'm not trying to have a 30-minute stream, so let's lock in here.
Okay?
All right, low three reaction.
What are you thinking?
My name's low key nice.
My name is low key.
Yo, I'm on the slide.
Chad, am I moving right now?
No troll.
No, we gotta get into 33 or else we are about to play.
Wait, no, we're playing in second, they're saying.
Is the game start yet?
Okay, let's warm up with the 33 there and invite me.
How about you shut your fucking mouth first?
Alright, man, alright.
Can you get Marlin, please?
Can you please get Marlin?
How do you all invite me instead?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
I
Excuses Jason on his team. So yeah, this is not fun no more
To play or six. No fucking wish yo, is there a prize pool in this or are we just playing for the love of the fucking game here?
That's absolute bullshit
Wait, we should talk easy about putting in front of a prize. Let's be honest. I'm saying bro
Where's he at?
You probably making a cool 5600K off of this shit.
Fuck.
Bitch, how much money should Jixi put up?
Ron Lukey, Moxmon.
Yo, sorry this channel's full.
Yo, Jixi, join the call!
Yo, I'm not going to lie.
We don't have time to do no fucking phone lines here.
Hotline bling and shit.
Can we hop in some 3B3 and start fucking practicing?
Time to wait him.
Yo, can someone invite me to voice her now?
Yeah, he didn't even invite you.
He just started the game.
I started a game. I started a game. Yeah, I didn't
There's deathmatch. Yes. Yes. Yes
If he wasn't invited don't ask to go. Okay, well Marlon, what is your Ubisoft name?
My in his lobby chat. How dead is this game? I invited you. I invited you. What is your Ubisoft name Marlon?
Well, how do I find that it's your movie? You know what your Ubi is or no?
anyone know my lens Ubi that can help us like to be that day
oh yeah no I am having a cramp what how do you having a cramp you're a man
bro you're cuz yes I do I'm on a presentation now how that works that's
not how that works it is I'm literally having a cramp yo yo stop saying close
the fucking door I don't have a door boys how do I tell y'all stop putting
that pissing me off already put a game you started yo how do I find my 2B dude
It's a fucking ubi bro. It's your ubi. What is your fucking ubi song?
Yo, dude, give us your fucking ubi song. Yeah, yo, dude
Whoever's in there. There's no high-five here, bro
Bro, more than press shift f2
move? Shift? Wait. I'm off control. I'm off control. Again. Get off your keyboard.
I'm just going to go to his room. I'm just going to go to his room. Alright. Alright.
Okay. Come down. Come down. Come down. Come down. Come down. Come down. Come down.
Where's your mouse?
Where's your mouse?
No, hurry up dude.
Your bat is at least.
Oh, it's late this year, now it's late this year.
Okay, I'm going to your Ubisoft.
I'm a little tone-y, not a mess, are they?
Wait, so let me just read this quick question.
Yeah, what's your last question?
So are we playing like on a map, just 3v3?
Yeah.
Oh, I can hear you, Violet.
Yeah.
Oh, Ron.
Jason, Yugi, and Archi.
Oh, what the fuck?
So Ron, Ron hops on Jason.
I hop on Yugi, because he's shit.
He hop on Archi.
You're a bad monkey.
I'm bad at you.
All right.
Ron, pro Archi.
You're a bad monkey.
OK.
All right.
So I'm going to add you, and then you
have to be ready for my friend request, OK?
Yeah.
He's going to probably stop popping a lot of people
in there.
OK, hold on.
You ready?
OK.
No, Ron, you can't play the game, right?
He's the best player.
Are you fucking serious?
Yes.
Marley, did you get it?
Jesus Christ, yes, yeah, I'm just adding you out of you, out of you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Out of you, out of you, out of you, look, out of you.
I'm also playing with a football glove just y'all know feels better in control
What?
Yeah.
Sha, what game mode do I play?
And tonight.
Yo, can I get a late game on you or no?
You're in the lobby.
I invited you.
I don't think I am.
You want to accept the invite, Mark?
On the same thing you just did or no?
I just don't know.
Marlon, what are you doing to Lobby?
Marlon, what the fuck do you know how to do?
Besides take off your shirt.
I'm not even kidding.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh my god, I got it.
Oh my god, I actually got it.
Oh my god, I actually got it.
You're nice.
OK, so what do I cue us in the chat?
I don't know what it is, it's not a card right, pretty simple no?
I'm not even kidding, I'm actually locking in, I wish there was some gift or none or something,
No, no, no, no, they're saying not to play this. I don't know how to un-q. I don't know how to un-q. Oh
Oh my god, you didn't even q we haven't even q'd now you q'd quick matchmaking by left only fucking new good
Oh
My god, we're playing a listed. Oh
I
This is like a real game. Oh, no, no, no, no, listen. It's a real game now. This is actually like this is like a real game
Okay, so just play
Marlin where's the most we're on fucking defense well we are on teeth oh my god oh my god okay so
where's where's where's rock about or what is it what is ready to get shot no do we have time to
go by Marlin is then I'm not even kidding do we have time do we have time to go by him as
then I'm not even kidding I I literally like where's Fenrir where's Fenrir where's Fenrir
Yo Zen is that like the city like the Swedish using the fucking like a little snus
What are you I don't even know you're saying it's just point I'm dead ass. I dead ass don't even
Yo I don't even fucking kick nothing what the fuck oh my god you wasted my life
Bro this is so fucking easy
Oh we haven't started the game hasn't the game hasn't started Barley the game hasn't started
Wait what I want to turn I want to turn down the music a little bit
They're saying we're playing against bots right now.
Okay, so, yeah, we are playing against bots. AI. So let's stop for now.
No, I need to practice. I need to practice.
Yo, what the fuck is this sensitivity?
Yo, one thing? Listen boys, boys, boys. Listen.
One thing about this game is it's all audio-based, okay?
So no just screaming, etc. You know what I'm saying? Like it's all audio-based.
Yeah, sir. Yeah, sir. Yeah, sir. Yeah. What does my G do?
Where's the bomb?
Two floors.
Three kill on me.
I don't even have mouse.
Yo, boys, anyone know how to up my sensitivity a little bit?
No.
Bro, you open your settings?
Yeah.
Find out like...
It just says mouse though. I'm not an on mouse dude.
I'm not sure which one it is here boys I'm down here shut up it's on friendly fire
I
Look you playing pretty weird. Oh lace. Yeah
Are you doing good or not? But you killed our team
Vertical vertical vertical horizon sense vertical horizon horizontal this way here
I'm not sick about it.
I'm not sick about it.
No, no, no, I got a price.
I got a price.
It's a lot, so.
You got left out of the match.
You just left the match, Marlon.
You have to remove from the game due to inactivity.
Yeah.
Yo, bro, I need to go.
Yeah, bro.
Hey, Marlon.
No, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen.
It's so fucking cool.
No!
How do I change sensitivity?
That's intimidating!
I don't understand!
Fuck this!
Did you even try?
How did you get to the next evening when you're at your son home?
I'm not kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not kidding right now.
Okay, wait.
Go to your controller settings.
How hard is this?
I'm really doing that.
I'm not even cooking.
I'm like, I'm not.
Should I do it now?
Like while I'm here?
I'm noticing to a quick match.
Come on.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
channel control please. Lockerline Marlin's gonna be useless, have him place a
Valkyrie so he can place cans. Fuck off! Valkyrie that's a fucking streamer! What the fuck?
Y'all I'm putting 65 sensitivity, alright? 65?
Boy is that battle good. I'm on second. What? I can't. You're gonna do 65 sensitivity. Marlin, do me a favor,
Marlin, do me a favor, put the controller down, plug in a mouse, match my
settings and hide in a corner on the map and every time I die I'll run down
stairs okay like that you are useless
I'm not a bad strategy actually I'm not kidding I just got a good strategy
all the time okay let's use me less use me as bait like I'm not being so serious
let me go in front of y'all y'all come behind me in a line pop out right and
left but I died this game I know I know Marlin Marlin this game is all
about like strategy. It's not about just running in with guns. I think we put
Marlon on a shield. That's so smart. That's so smart. Marlon, all you have to do with the shield is crouch and look at them and don't turn around. As long as you do that, you won't die, okay?
So, okay, so what was that again?
Ah, geez, geez, geez, geez.
So shield and hide in the corner, we got it.
Sure.
How'd I get out of this now?
Cause I'm, I'm seeing like this bad,
he's being all night fucking duke at this, geez.
Yo, Marlin, can you pick your player dude?
You're the only one.
I, I literally don't know how to pick a player
I'm not controlling.
Just click a player.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm pulling it.
Bro, is there even a chance of me making out
the first round?
I don't think so, I actually don't think so.
I actually think I got on today to troll.
all three of them are at least a little competent wait who do could be who's that
oh it's don't be oh don't give me okay
why was my chest so fucking defend it yo go fuck yo go up here
lock it lock it this is called this is called the drone phase right now that yeah
let me fucking explain sorry sorry sorry drive the drone around the map and then
You look for a hole. Let me watch how you play
Looking around for the enemies
Why would the game makes a map that can walk out of are you fucking serious?
the fucking zone like oh okay you see how operation is located that's where the boxes are yes we gotta go to the mall marlin
someone around here should have on them to defuse it is this the fast side of the road
my aint says to be shit my fucking grandma dude that's better than that shit
how'd y'all do that
marlin i need you to lock in how did we do what how did we just oh got it got it got it got it
Oh
No, they see go they see go they see below you. He's below you just shoot out of the house that has to
It's armored nice
I'm not sure. Okay. You hear him? You hear the audio? Actually try. You see how he's
right next to Lacey? Oh, you hear it? He says left. Yep. Is that him right there? That's
a plant. No, no. Nope. Nope. Nope. Oh, no. Oh, no. I thought that was my ping button.
You know where he is? Go, come on.
Come on.
Zero, load up and zero.
Nice! Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey!
Wow! Lacey, Lacey, you gotta put ACOM on.
That's the meta. No, I don't like it, I don't like it.
I just got four killed, that ass.
You're a fucking dog, dude.
Are you dead ass?
I don't know. Let's play. Yeah, we're gonna play cliffside. Yep
I'm gonna start your column
I'm a little faster. I like me a little faster low key. Oh my god
Ready, so I'm not gonna. I'm not even kidding. I actually can't pick a player for some reason. Well, and did you try clicking a
Yeah
Let's just wait it out. It's all good
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. She's not y'all dead ass gonna win. Y'all really think so, Chad.
Nobody
Yo, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding
When the fuck did this just start? I mean so serious time. We have a little bit of time and I don't want you to
I want you to be warmed up, bro. Okay. Okay. Chad is one of the best player in the tournament. I
Feel like I'm out there
I think the top two players goes
Ron Lisa
Excuse I just squishy XQC Ron me
Joe is pretty good
What is it a ride we good to which means squishy and rider on the same team
But it's my drunk broken how do my drums ready?
10 seconds.
So Elon Musk, take your shit, sir.
Well, this is what Elon Musk has to do with this game.
Five seconds.
He probably made the fucking drones.
Oh, here we go, boys.
Round two.
Here we go.
You found the bomb.
Make your way to the
Whatever you play their chat is gonna spam it
That's why I'm ambidextrous I can play any character ambidextrous. Holy. Let's give me a warning. All right word. Let's
Cannot dive in fall damage or no
Yeah, probably yo, I'm not I auto excited. Why is my ink pistol? Look at this one two three four
Four second aim
What the fuck second aim? I run I'm leaving and it takes forever. I don't
I'm upside down.
He's right about.
Nice, nice one.
Marlin, Marlin, round the stairs, round the stairs, round the stairs, round the stairs, round the stairs, round the stairs.
Trust me, trust me, trust me, round the stairs and shoot.
Oh my fucking days, you fucking corner fuck!
Guys, keep going Marlin, keep going Marlin.
I'ma watch you Marlin.
Tell me something.
Keep going Marlin, keep going, keep going, keep pushing, keep pushing.
I, yeah, I just, okay.
Hello, Pete. Hello, Pete. Hello, Pete.
Come on.
Keep going, Tray. Keep going, Tray.
I'm going. I'm going.
You see that red, the fire signature?
Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it.
Come on! Come on!
You didn't...
You didn't...
You're hitting him. Hit him.
Hit him. Hit him.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Lacey, what the...
I'm jobless.
Lazy.
Lazy.
It's dead-ass cocked.
I'm not even...
Shit.
Are you...
I'm jobless.
Say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say,
Why the fuck would nobody get on a blue card?
I'm not even trolling.
That's insane.
I'm gonna...
Fucking pistol with me.
What?
You pistol with me like a little bitch.
Aw, wow.
I'm recording this.
I'm not even trolling.
I don't want to know my sense.
I think it's good.
I don't want to know my sense.
I think it's good.
I don't want to know my sense.
don't run in there you'll get you up there you go lawyer sensitivity nothing's
good I'm keeping above
oh a little snack right now with it I'm not alive
shut up
I'm loading you back
at least give an extra drone or no
I think he's in your bottom right just
down to one friend
that's what I want to peek like that
at least he's swing him show him who's daddy
whatever it is
Oh my god, I'm stepping in one my aim is
Okay, okay, okay, okay, it's fine. You're right. You're right. You're gonna carry this to victory. You're right. You're right
You're right. How do I know how do I know if I'm diffusing or if I'm
Well, you put the bomb down that would probably tell you.
So that's where it happened.
I preferred.
I preferred a more like a.
It's a place diffuser.
More like a master weapon type of guy.
Or kitchen, not a bad shot.
What are you saying, Marlon?
What are you?
Also, diffuser is the bomb.
OK.
I thought that meant to diffuse.
I'm not, I'm trying to look, yeah.
Chad, did they start game one or no?
I'm trying to look younger.
Yo boys, I kinda feel like we gotta wash the game once, no?
Like we gotta wash other games?
I don't even think they've started!
I don't even think they've started!
Why the fuck would I pull out that 3 and we can't even start till 4, 5, 6?
Jesus Christ.
Damn, I could have played the play-in, but actually I didn't know much time, so I feel like I'd play 5 more.
I don't wanna put my sets down!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're gone only!
Wait, are they dead ass waiting for Silky?
Are you guys trolling or no?
Dude, we're not waiting for Silky to hit us.
If you wait for Silky, it's over, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, they're waiting for Silky, it's actually over.
So he does not care bro
I'm not kidding. So he's in Vegas. I'm actually not kidding. He's in Vegas. I am not kidding
I checked his location. He's in Vegas. He doesn't care, bro
Wait, I say he just went live are you?
Where the fuck's he playing from the casino monitors am I right?
at them or do I
Well, and I see you
Blind somebody walking here. So how do I want to use it?
So I'm asking you guys yeah, I see four of them. I see four of them all four right there
I just got hit 40. I just got hit 40 boys. What are you? What's oh?
Oh
Oh boy, he's long not kidding. He might be like to hell Wow
All right, I want to say this
Everybody's saying don't have
When you die this game is very sound based
It is absence. All right, let's talk louder. So Lacey get here
It's so scuffed that when I tap it literally just taps
Fuck it dad, what the fuck are you doing with your seat?
Because the fucking scuff controller I can't even spray I just tap it
What are you talking about? It's a scuffed controller. It's literally broken. It's so scuffed
I can't even
Oh my god, I don't want to act with one dream. I gotta be quiet. I
I'm sorry, mate.
Okay.
A little snack would've hit, though.
Oh.
Are you like a soundboard?
One friendly operator mate.
Okay, Lacey.
Imagine this is for the championship game.
You're 9-in-1, bro.
You're carrying us.
Who are you here both?
Oh my God.
Up for last operator standing.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
What are you doing?
That's yours
Yo, let me get my controller fucking
Bad we're all playing really good right now
Hey, I feel like you're gonna keep fighting.
They see, keep playing like this, and I'm not even kidding.
We might have a championship around our fucking belt, bro.
You understand that?
That's the fuck I'm fucking saying.
Shai, I might play Goyo instead.
Who the fuck is Goyo?
They're starting game one. They're starting game one.
I might play Goyo instead. I feel like Goyo's better.
Hey, boy, it's starting game one.
Should we watch game one, boys?
I think we should. I think we should.
All right, after this round, we'll watch game one, boys.
Cheers, boys, boys.
One
What are the odds that we'd be Jason's team like is it like 50% 20% 30% sure. Yes
Literally, I'm telling you when I did the last two games
I just walk behind margin and then I know where the enemies are
down a five seconds
when i shoot it it blows up right?
op4 has located a bomb
be ready for hostile action
you're low to one kill
i'm not even getting chad
deadass low to one kill
like deadass low to one kill
no job
i got intel i got intel
two tangos right there
You can use cameras
It's like
No, no, no, no, no
Okay, okay
Yes, fucking cameras. Yes, sir. Just get on the cameras and fucking find them
More like would you say among us or okay? Yes?
Okay
What would it take Marlin to get top rank on this game?
That's what I'm thinking was, two days?
It'd be like a year and a half.
There's one outside Marlin, right outside your window.
Yup, Marlin, he's below you Marlin.
Marlin, he's...
Alright, let me try a notch, let me show you how I do it.
I hear him, I really fucking hear him.
I wanted that, I wanted that.
Stop standing, we didn't get it.
The clip got it.
Roll to one kill, roll to one kill, I don't know if I'm getting better.
Is that one that would drink this when he plays this or not?
Okay, crunchy.
All right.
Oh, you actually don't shut up, it's...
Oh yeah, it's over, bro.
It's over.
It's over.
Lacey, it's up to you.
Do we have to play it or are we diffusing?
That's what I'm...
That's the only thing I'm struggling with right now.
That's some nice music.
Come on, my boys.
He's been on a voice show here.
You're diffusing.
He's got a plan.
Why are you playing with this?
I think you should be playing with this.
I think you should be playing with this.
I think you should be playing with this.
I think you should be playing with this.
I think you should be playing with this.
I think you should be playing on site every time you just run a row, so when you run around like this you'll know where you are.
See, now he might be on site.
Easy boys, spam the easy, it's over, we already won this one.
He's on him, it's on him.
Refire this row, you know we see-
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Alright, let him focus.
down a
good you got to hear from the plan was born
you need to disable their diffuser
oh you're running you're running
nice press stab in the back
I had a question
We continue to do what is my team doing bro?
I'm 11 and 3 what is my team doing?
Stim and you talk bro. Don't shut the fuck up. Why is it that? Why is that?
Why is it that you show up fucking late yet? You're still dodging why is it that you don't have your own fucking controller?
And you're complaining about your controller
Who should I watch who should I watch?
Who's the good game to watch your player?
Wait, I watch it.
Here, add a watch. I'm going to go see the leak right there.
I don't even know if you can grab it.
Huh? Really?
Wait, Soki? It's under?
Oh, Soki? Actually, it's in Vegas?
So, who's the first game?
It's that like clean right now
Oh boys
Let's watch
No, a perfect player to watch everything he's doing. Okay, so I'm watch Joe. Okay. This is the easiest map ever Marlon
So we're all playing on this map. This is my map however.
Yes, yes, right? Right chat or no?
Wait, if we lose first game, we're out wrong? Like, that ass?
Yes, it's over.
Oh, what the fuck? I'm locked in then.
Wait, Sasuke is playing?
Yeah, I'm gonna go get Mario.
Wait, I'm not kidding!
Oh, they're putting the good boy in mode.
Lacey, I'm not kidding. If we get first rounded, I will be so mad.
Yeah, I mean, I'll be mad too, but it's kind of hard.
I'm gonna be honest around you at three and four in a fucking quick wait
Wait, who are they going against? It's just a fucking the worst team ever
Who are they going against?
Jinz, Deji, and Jinxie's dad
How do I how do I mute in the fucking discord call?
I need a stim.
Drew!
Why?
Toss me a temp.
You're downstairs.
Fuck.
Why are you on blaze?
I don't want to use one that I have at home.
I want to use like...
What kind of blaze?
That's it?
Okay, I'm gonna use the fucking thumb of that.
Fucking dumb piece of shit.
Absolutely piece of shit.
I
Check let's walk away a little bit man. Yo, how do I death in the discord?
They change it all the time players
are you slow please tell me where the deafened button is chat please tell me
yo lacy lacy yeah I'm not gonna lie we're about to play the game's almost over
already or what's play yes and I'm not kidding bro I can we please be locked
I'm dead ass all right all jokes aside I know like I know I'm retarded games
And you think I'm trolling obviously I'm not trolling like I mean so serious. It's just how I am on games
But I will actually fucking try whatever you tell me to do. I will be that teammate. Yeah, but where better attack
I will lose each shit for y'all dude. I'm not kidding. You want me to be bait? I fucking be bait
Do you know how to peek at all in the game? Yes, I just learned
All right. Yes, that's a good start. Okay. So you're just gonna hold an angle the whole time, bro
But the problem is Marlon if a camera gets on you like a drone you need to move positions
Okay, so if I see one of those rolling drones, I don't shoot it. Yeah, I'm being completely honest here
And I'm just I'm literally just saying it how it is
I'm generally gonna have to carry in this tournament and I thought I was gonna be coming in here and Ron
Was gonna have to carry but after that first quick match
I'm going to have to carry in this tournament and that's just crazy even think about bro
It just shows that any game I hop on I'm actually just naturally
genetically good at gaming I just hopped on our six one eleven and one in my
first deathmatch or my first match I am genetically good at gaming
I'm a kidding but they can y'all have some faith in you bro I'm literally in
I have faith in you. I have faith in you.
Daddy, Joe Biden is so good at acting.
Because I'm not going to play great. I don't know if I can actually fucking play or to just lay down and stand up.
Fucking play the game right here.
Am I the only one who thinks Marlon should play the shield operator?
I think he should do.
Okay Chad, the only question I have is how do you play, how do you, wait can't I just search up how to play ace in Rainbow Six each?
Hold on, this is going to be the greatest...
Today we're taking the best Heart Breacher in Siege and forging him into the best attacker
in the entire game.
The reality is nearly everyone is playing Ace at 50% of his potential.
This video is where you'll learn the other 50% of the game's outright unstoppable.
Welcome to the first operator blueprint of the Pox On-Lox Academy.
Today's guide will take Ace from a simple Heart Breacher to a round winning ranked
demon.
There are three layers to making Ace-
So Ace basically breaks open the walls!
What I call the three levels of ace domination. We're starting with level one the foundation of it all his loadout
And when you talk about it's gonna be bad. Okay, so who do I play besides ace?
Oh ace's loadout you have to start with the AK-12. This is the most weak
It's fantastic with any assortment of attachments. They're gonna ban it? Okay, so who do I play besides ace?
Is there a mine?
Blackbeard, Buck?
Does anybody have the same gun as Ace or no?
Ash?
What does Ash do?
Y'all can't even see the game right now.
Why is my screen black?
Ash is running sight and kill.
So this is Ash.
Okay, I like this gun.
Okay I like this gun.
Switch to her other gun, the RC-4.
I don't want to use ACOG chat.
Okay, I'm not using, yo, I don't know which order to hit, I'm not using the ACOG, I'm
not doing it.
I don't like that scope, I just went 11-1 in a quick match with this scope, I'm not
using an ACOG. So, okay, so, so this gun's good. What are other operators I can use?
Ash, but how does Ash work chat? How does Ash's thing work?
All four players use ACOG that's fine. I'm not a pro player
Buck
You can break okay, I'm just gonna I'm literally just gonna search up
Ash Rainbow Six Siege how to use power.
You are using Ash wrong.
50% of all R6 players are using Ash wrong.
Some of you guys believe Ash is just made to just run into sight, rushing to gunfights
while trying to get as many picks as possible before the enemy team kills you.
But in reality, she's a great operator that has a specific role in all squads.
She specializes in destroying utility and soft surfaces.
Her breaching rounds are used in order to destroy any utility from one acquire all the
way to Mira.
She can help clear out a pathway for you and your teammates to get into site.
And she also does have a great loadout, but that's besides the point.
Stop running in and not helping the team.
What I'm asking you dumb fucking sped
Wait in this video series
I'm gonna be showing you guys how to play every operator in rainbow six siege starting with ash
Ash is an entry operator with two range soft reach charges. She has two guns the g36c and the r4c
So what is the what is the entry gun do chat? I shoot it like
Aim no brain operator, but to effectively play Ash you need to play with your team and drone for info.
Nice!
Once you've drone and use your Ash charges for breaking castle barricades,
shields,
or utility.
So do I only shoot at barricades or shoot at walls too?
Your job is to take entry gunfights, create openings, and take space for your teammates to push.
If you start using these tips in ranked, I guarantee you will win.
Only softballs, okay? And does the ashting, if it blows up on me, does it hurt me?
You are playing buck wrong.
If you pick floors like this, you might as well play Ram instead.
I'm talking like that.
Here are three tips for every operator.
Buck edition.
So share this video with a buck main so they can rank up.
Number one, you need to learn the vertical for common spots the defenders play in weather
that is below.
How Bloc's power is just having a shotgun.
Ash is going to get blocked.
So here's the thing, every character I said I'm going to use, y'all have said it's going
to get blocked.
Can they block every single character in the game?
Ash.
Ash.
Ash.
Ash.
Ash.
Ash.
Ash.
Ash.
Every character, everyone.
At this tournament, I have you as Peg,
that's one of the best players in here, Ron.
I think you're top two, too.
You were squishy.
So, it's me.
We what?
All right, so now we're going against our own teammates.
It's me, Ron.
So, you know what I'm saying?
What I feel is that y'all team has a lot of potential.
Y'all team have a lot of potential here.
And I think you guys could have been
in this tournament legitimately.
It does depend on how many brain cells
Martin was showing up with.
That's not a lot that's a that much. There's not a fucking lot. You see we actually have a question in the complaint about the tournament
Yes, yeah, so yeah, what's up?
We would like you to take the YouTube revenue and the stream revenue and put it towards a price for that for the yes
Can you make a priceful? We want to see a priceful. This is true
So here's what I'll say whoever wins this tournament. I will gift subs to the amount is undisclosed. It could be a
Thousand subs it could be two thousand subs it could be five subs or two
Are giving gifted
I'm gonna go check
Let me guess fuck fucking give the jigsaw fuck
Hi guys does mark Martin have you had to have us fuck off? Yes, everyone has me added great fucking work
I guess God all right, I need to fix some of the settings here. I didn't I didn't make this
Let's get it.
Alright, come on.
Can we just walk in team?
Let's fuck some shit up.
Let's fuck some shit up, seriously, bro.
I'm not in the city.
Let's do this shit.
Let's fuck some shit, man.
Alright.
So, okay, cool.
I'm going to invite a high-fives and a high-fives team in here.
Alright.
You all want to hear it?
Marley, take your shirt off.
Yeah, Marley.
Ron, give your team a speech.
Give your team a speech.
Ron, give your team a speech.
Ron, give your team a speech.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Give your team a speech Ron. Give a team a speech.
All right, all right, lock in Joe, Jigsie, Marlon, can you hear me?
I'm not, I'm not, you hear me?
Please.
Okay.
I'm here.
Oh no, oh yeah, I met Lacy, I met Lacy.
Hey, hey, don't, right here, just the lock in.
Lacy, Lacy, you ready?
Yes.
Lacy, listen, there's going to be good players.
There's going to be bad players.
One second, one second, one second.
There's, yo, shut up! I'm doing my speech!
Yeah, but you're saying Lacy, I'm here to, I'm just...
I said your name first.
Okay.
Continue.
There's going to be good players.
There's going to be bad players.
Haters are going to be our waiters at the table
of dinner with success.
So we can either go in this and we can lose three rounds
in a row.
Are we going to quit?
No.
No.
Let's say we lose three rounds and me and Lacey die
and it's only Marlon.
Are we going to say it's over?
Yes.
Probably.
OK.
But let me ask you something.
Are you going to come in the sink
or are you going to sink in the cum?
Right now, boys.
We're gonna come in the sink. Yes. I'm wrestling in fuck period. I'm happy national women's day
Happy national women's day out there, but unfortunately, I'm taking my period cramps any ladders off for this one boys
Oh, yes, it's good. All right. Hi guys. Good to be shooting y'all the invites right now. All right, man
Good luck. I'm gonna go check in on your guys opponents. It's it's national women's day. I think see can you name 10 women at the top of your head?
Yes
My mom my sister my grandma
Celebrities
Why are you shaking we're not in the game how was your leg shaking?
Yo, can we talk about who we're gonna ban?
Bad boys, we're bad at somebody
Dude, you bad operators from the game start we each band an operator. We do I can do that. Yes, you do that
How do I do that?
Okay
We'll tell you
Monty's yo, that's okay. No, let's be weird bro. Let's be weird. Let's be weird. Yo, child
Who does Jason and Yugi and Archie play? I'm dead ass
I'm dead ass, bro. He's got a band what they play
What I don't know I couldn't I couldn't be getting to guide right now
I
Since I'm ying and yang no fucking way
Wait, are there bands or no
No, wait, so who do I play then Chinese play Asia
That's what he's been doing for...
That's my show.
When you're...
Just maybe I...
Will be loving you...
Till we're 70!
I just wanted to tap in real quick.
Wait J-C, are there bands?
Yes, there's bands. There's bands.
I was tapping in. Jason actually, his aim kind of actually looks good.
What?
Yeah, he actually kind of looked pretty flicky.
He looked flicky. The fact that he even found training grounds,
Grounds put him above like
The fact that Jason even knows how to warm up put himself above have someone's got a fan yin bro. It's over
It's actually over we ban we ban or not. Yes, there's bands. Yes. Yes, bro. Thank you
Wait, why are you guys gonna ban yin?
I'm going to be on this right now we haven't started is Jason better
here no but they're like you have to give me holy dark words okay all right
boys oh my god it's time boys we didn't get on this game to get off this
this game, bro. I'm lazy and Marlon. You need to invite me and then I'll invite you. What?
I can invite Marlon. I can invite Lacey. I invited Lacey. I invited Lacey. Okay, you
have you have an invite button. I don't have Marlon. I don't have Marlon though. Okay,
Marlon. Wait, it says Marlon's a squall here. Three people, three people. Yep,
there's it's three people standing at like the top of your screen right by your
I'm not sure how I get there.
Marlin, the three people on the top of your screen.
Do you see the three people?
Yeah, I do.
Okay, it should say you be self-connected at the bottom.
Yes.
Like that?
Yeah.
Now you're in the screen.
You should see my name.
Yes.
It's like invite all my name.
Yes.
Shad, believe it or not, I put on every person in chess live.
Marlin's gonna carry.
Watch.
I can't invite you.
Nice.
Please.
But I'll chat my air once here.
Oh, a low bite.
Low bite, Ron.
Come in and give me a bite.
Hey, why am I frozen?
Ron, come in and give me a low bite of that.
I need a low bite of that.
Hold on.
Let me reset my game.
Why am I frozen?
Yeah.
Yeah, y'all want to know something?
I got cheese.
I get SF cheese.
I was wondering why he said 70.
Fuck you.
Baby, yeah, I will be loving you.
Where am I?
No!
You guys ready?
You guys ready?
Are we out of here?
No, MC, you need to invite me back to the game
by the reset.
Wait, I'm in by myself.
Wait, I got bad.
Wait, I got bad?
No, you're not bad.
You're not bad.
Where am I?
You're in the bottom of the body.
You just got to be in a good looking guy in this society.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Well come on, this is everything we ever wanted guys. Pro gamers, this is literally everything
on the line here. Everything on the line here. What did you just hear? It smells like a
Fucking elephant shit
Yo boys not kidding I did not spark my stream today to get first-rounded me either I'm not sparking to end up
The three hours
What if we send Marlin on an IRL round
Oh my god, he goes up to the room and just fucks with them
like knocks on their door and everything.
Hey, knock on the door, fucks with their setups.
Or do you want to keep it clean?
Actually, I think we keep it clean.
I like that strat. I don't know.
Wait, what are you talking about? Can I join a conversation?
Yeah, you can join a conversation.
Okay.
You ready?
Yo, Ron, Lacey, I'm not kidding you right now.
I'm telling you right now. I'm lying.
I'm following orders, bro. I don't care.
Alright, so, Marlon, you're gonna play.
Okay, fuck up. We're gonna spank you. I'm gonna go pee and then I'm gonna start the game
Come on boys Ron should carry on this map. He has the most knowledge
Well, are you letting go downstairs is the only bedroom
Hi boys. Hi boys. Hi boys
Hello
Hi boys boys
boys I'm eyes
wait wait wait wait wait no no no boys boys boys we're not playing we're not
playing why they don't get defense first we have one flip wait why don't they
get defense first yep yep yep yep yep yep I like that I really like that run
we needed a coin flip yep need a coin flip is that is that back for us based
We're just not gonna start defenses way easier.
Wait, they're saying we want attack.
Alright boys, let's do attack.
Wait, do we?
I feel like we want defense. We want to have to defend.
Boys, we want defense. Let's do it boys.
Come on!
What if they want defense or what if they want the space spectator?
Does it matter?
Yeah, Marlon, you want this Asian sweet potato or no?
I'd love to.
You gotta come up here and get it.
Yeah, but Marlon, if we play defense, they have to push us. That's easier, no?
I don't really care, but I'm just here for the vibes. Good vibes.
What the fuck happens to competing, boys?
What the fuck happens to competing?
Yo, Yo, Yo!
Yo, Jigsie.
Yo, got it?
Jigsie.
Alright man, I'm gonna tell the game, okay?
Couple questions, couple questions.
How come they just got off the fence first?
It swaps, it swaps every round, so don't worry, it swaps every round.
Okay, and other question Jigsie.
Other question is going to have to be, are we allowed to go downstairs?
Mhm.
Okay.
I love how sweaty you guys are.
You can go any site you want, any site.
Okay.
Focus!
Let's get that.
I'm not so nervous, I haven't been as fucking nervous as a Swedish championship.
15
That's how long you know
Listen
You choose one person that we should bad okay, I'm gonna be in here. I'm gonna be in here
We're banning defenders, so I would probably ban let's ban let's ban lesion braw. Fuck him
Yeah, okay. Oh, no, they know you're
Where we go where do we go junkers Greek what is it junkyard or street probably constructed states pretty ass
I like that somebody
Oh my god, I'm so fucking nervous fuck
Wait, I can't play ash. I'm going Africa. I mean figure. I like that. What?
What?
I don't know what the fuck.
Africa.
Wait.
I think I was thinking.
Lion, lion, lion, lion, lion, play lion, play lion, play lion.
Oh my god, yes.
Play lion.
Wait.
What are you?
No.
Lion, play lion.
That is actually your strat.
I don't even know lion, I don't even know lion, I don't even know lion.
No, no, what are you doing?
Can I change operators or no?
Yes, you can change operators, right?
Harlan, Harlan, switch to lion.
I'm not kidding.
Am I sensitive, Lex?
How do I change?
How do I change?
We're not in yet. We need to locate a phone. Oh my god. What do I play? Jackal, Ying or Buck?
Ying or Buck?
Marlon, can you switch the line?
How do I do that? Quick, like very quick.
Seven, on your keyboard.
Insertion in ten seconds.
You advised your drone to locate a phone.
The lion, lion, lion, lion.
I'll switch, I'll switch, I'll switch, I'll switch.
Okay, Marlon, I need you to stay alive. I'm dead-ass.
You just stay alive, I need you to activate your ability, that's it.
I'm starting, I'm starting, I'm starting, right?
Yes, we started, this is the game time now.
Just wait a second.
Everyone got their drones or no?
Lacey, can you put...
Just keep it peaceful one second.
Where's Marlin? Does anyone have an eye on Marlin?
Marlin, Marlin, it's above. Marlin, it's gonna be above, okay?
Okay, sir.
You see where's this A and B? That's where the bombs are.
Okay, why do I need to go to the bombs?
Okay, they have a cap can, you heard?
Cap can, okay.
So like a trash can?
They have cap can, they have cap can.
Oh, they, I don't even know how to enter this site.
Yo, I hope you don't split screen us.
Like when they check screens, or at least you don't mention them.
Be careful. That's not what they're gonna do.
No, sir, you wanna be safe to one be safe to one be safe. Oh, they know so many shots. I don't know how to play against this
How do they know
They have this window trapped I kick it in I got a phone listen for the phone
Can you press your line ability
We have a minute
There's two
They have so many traps or be or be
Just walking here, I don't know how to do these strats
We gotta go in, we gotta go in.
We'll play go to defense
What is that?
They're not playing like actual gun play bro. You don't want to come play gun. Yo, you're fucking pussy's
Actual tick-tock strap and that's so great
fan or band fan. I don't know what
thorn is. I don't know what thorn is.
I see me being ye.
No, I'm gonna say I'm not a lesson. If I die, I die. If I die, I die.
I'm exactly where we were playing. We're playing. We're
playing. We're playing. We can play. We can play the easy
way to play kids. But like that's the name. Okay. I'm
Wasted someone pick up cop con
Shackle the problem is the problem is okay. Do you think I should roam or do you think they're gonna reach out and see that?
I'm roaming. I don't know I
Like a little cavera little silent step not a bash out. No more. You should play one of us traps
You play one that has traps
Yeah, you guys better show me how to use cop con. I don't know how I've never done this
I never played this. No way. Why are you playing here? Do you know why would you play?
Oh
What it's random I think did you not choose one
Well, the time is like when I'm in bed. It's fucking so fucking go quick
Barricading barricading
I need to reinforce. This is fun. If you don't have a teammate, 10 seconds to insertion.
Time to place two check. 5 seconds. Look for cameras. Look for cameras. Look for cameras.
The bomb is detected, off board located the bomb. Be ready for hostility.
He's done it for a worry, I'll be right back.
Is that here? No.
What?
Are you about to get declobed or no? Let me know.
The device is flying, keep an eye on both.
I
I
Don't see no problem
Okay, I want you right here. I didn't want you right here. I want you right here
I need you to help me destroy the throne though. There's no one here. I can't move so double look for it. What's the word?
Let's call him this
Yo, he's on this window right here, right? I don't know if you have an angle on it or not
Boys they're coming to me. Boys they're coming to me.
Just join the discord call.
Boys they're coming on me. You all hear me?
Well, he's still alive. I think I have my trap still in the window.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me.
Brother, paddock here. They don't know what to do.
On my right, on my right, on my right, on my right, on my right, on my right.
I
Shooting at the window I have my thing here though one stairs. They're stairs more than okay. I'm holding side down
I
One site!
Now sell stuff!
No way!
Hey!
You should've failed.
All friendlies were on site.
I was the one on site on site.
Wait, were you watching the big window, please see?
I was trying. I killed one on the big window and then I killed a second because of your behind me.
I had a trap there.
Oh, you should've calmed down.
I had the trap there, so...
Who do you be killing in real life with that bullshit?
Who do we ban, who do we ban?
My main cap can.
My main cap can.
I'm just gonna fucking roll you up, you son of a...
No, Marlon, you're banning people, you're not...
Marlon, oh my...
Oh my God...
They're all level 150?
I mean, no, I mean...
Just, they know strats, right?
No, we're kind of splitin' up here, by the street or junkyard.
Just play fucking lion, okay?
Play lion.
It's a good character for you.
Oh no, I am the lion.
It's down here.
I don't want that.
If you compare yourself to animal, what would you be?
A lion.
Good violin.
I don't even know, bro.
I don't even know anymore.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yugi's right!
Bro, they know TikTok strats.
Like what are we supposed to do?
Hey, tell them to, hey.
Tell them to pull up and we won't be one.
I'm gonna fuck.
Tell them to attack.
Tell them to attack.
I don't care
If they definitely in good time for luck
Here both right and gold all right guys, can I be honest with you?
What?
You be I thought you get our people level zero
I'm gonna give you all like some advice
I can't like hold on
Martin can't be wandering outside the building gotta get in the building eventually all right man, okay, and yeah
I've other than that push together coordinate stuff. That's all they're doing there. They're high levels
But like I've been a baby so copper like they're not like some god
They're level one right you be right now. What are you saying? It's not over you guys can win
Ron, I'm going with your nice 190 level rank. Nice. Good fucking match up, boys.
Yeah, boys, this is a fair piece.
The game an hour ago. Nice, bro.
GG, boys.
Always getting fucking good.
Fuck at these days. What the fuck else?
No, you're just bad at rocket control.
How do I shoot that? I don't know how to shoot that.
Can't even jump in a game. We're kind of fucking gaming stuff.
Oh, shit.
Well, they have...
Well, they just have all this fucking...
Be careful, Marley. Be careful. I don't even know how to get in there.
Hey, now come with me.
Lacey, uh...
Do you guys need to keep this close?
I'll just take a short one.
Alright, stay away from here, please.
I don't know what to do. They have this like strat. I don't know how to counter this what am I even looking at? No, it's lazy. I'm sorry, bro. It's
I
Why are you singing the national
I
W stream voice
That is W stream voice
How did you fight it I'm not even kidding my action like that actual request I know they're just camping up here
I
Get in you use your line ability
What are you five seconds remaining fucking boy
absolutely fancy for bullshit come fight with me three people who know how to
play the game like in a tournament you listen to the game listen I didn't know
I didn't know that they were good at the guy I thought they were level zeros
Listen, y'all gotta clear out, I'm gonna help y'all.
They're just, okay, your guys' defense was fine,
you guys sort of just choked at the end.
You guys, you gotta just fine, you guys, you gotta just fine.
On attack, you need to clear out their utility.
You guys are just basically sitting on windows
and then just running in with eight seconds left.
You need to clear out their utility.
How is this a clear?
Grenades are a good start.
Flores is a good start.
Grenades, it's a good start.
Listen, focus on winning the defense.
All right, you focus on winning the defense.
All right, one more round, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, OK.
Great, actually, actually.
You got W in the chat, low key.
Hey, yo, but if you move in my chat, say,
and you start with it, I'm fucking actually
throwing my ass off.
You know what I'm saying?
No, it's just it's supposed to be a tournament.
I don't know how to play the game.
And they put three ranked players on the same team.
It's just like.
It's the best I can do, chat.
Like.
is literally a running sentry gun he's just running around shooting secure the
bombs
Wait, I just have to, bro. I bet us is out there.
You must protect your bombs from being diffused by outboard.
Come on, fool.
It's supposed to be on the NCCD.
Oh, so the one time I look here, they don't go? No one goes here?
Wait, that ass? How do singles?
Wait, I can kill you, bro?
No, you cannot kill me, bro.
I wouldn't want to get inside.
I
move and get a hold of, please hold a location!
I get it, like what?
Yeah, bro.
Nothing's even, it's over.
I don't know what fuck from this body, fuck you.
Friendly last operator standing.
No, I can't on this body.
Why are you out?
What are you doing?
What do you mean, what am I doing?
I've never played the game before.
I don't know what I'm doing.
That's the, that's supposed to be the point of the tournament!
tournament that's supposed to be the point of the tournament
there's people who don't know what they're doing
all right cool cool bro that's cool i mean
not three people who never played against three ranked players
no i'm not gonna unplug jack i'm not gonna unplug you know why because i'm
a good sports i'm a good sports i don't even care
i don't even care there's just so much down it's over
it's just karma i'm not speccy i just pull them apart
it's just fucking over the bomb that you
are definitely deployed
yeah it's over like
screaming too like bro this is just like
they put us with like I had yeah guys i did
enough i did enough it's a second
i didn't know
Are they telling you that it was a little ranked?
Yes!
Archie and Yugi actually, they never played the game and they're both gold.
I'm thinking about de-qing.
Let me see.
That's so boring, bro.
It's so dumb.
Like, actually so boring.
Because if I knew they were 190th rank, I would have actually done something.
Like, practice or something.
You're probably not sure.
Well, the practice for you would have done nothing.
I'm done shit.
Well, the practice for you would have done nothing, bro.
Yugi's level 196.
Artee's level 150 and Jason's level 43.
I'm just happy to be here, bro, honestly.
Honestly, I'm happy about this opportunity.
I'm not lying.
I don't even care.
I'm just happy to be here, bro.
Yeah.
I'm dead ass just happy to be here, man.
Could we think of some on these, put some Ws?
Some fucking Ws in the chat, bro.
I don't care.
Worst game I ever seen.
I don't even care if we lose.
I just want to play someone that we can actually
get a chance against.
Guys, there's no reason to hate on friends or to jinxing.
Let's just spread positivity.
I didn't say a word.
Let's hear it or listen, bro.
That's fucking insane.
Listen, here's my thing, bro.
Here's my thing.
What's your favorite thing about life, Chad?
Yeah.
Drop it right now.
Chad, drop it right now.
Listen, Ron, man.
Seriously.
What's your favorite thing about life?
My personal favorite thing is waking up.
When you wake up, you start a new day, a new era.
Anything can happen.
You could be happy.
You could sad.
You could be glad. You could be mad.
But one thing you can't do is be bad.
Hmmmm...
Lace, what are you? What do I do?
I got nothing wrong.
Besides, she says you leave her boyfriend.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She says she leave him in a bathroom.
Wait, what did he say?
She wanna meet me at his car-tion.
She looking pretty, she looking good.
She wanted to come and meet Marlon at the rich car-tion.
Haha, yeah.
I actually don't even watch TV.
I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass, I don't even want to play!
I'm dead ass, I don't even want to play again!
They're gonna get DQ'd, yeah, then we're gonna see our fucking, we're gonna see our social security numbers at NMS, bro. Nice.
I don't really care, to be honest. I had no fucking idea.
I don't give a fuck, bro. Honestly, bro, I've got enough fucking hate to this bullshit. I don't really fuck. I don't care, bro. Fuck it.
I just wish that I knew that they were better low-key. I thought we were playing burger boys
India I practice for one hour on stream
A squad of IRL streamers, bro
Look at Jinxie stream
Yo, what what it's 70% is voting the to DQ Jason's team.
And I don't really care low key you saw me chat.
I was happy as a bug.
Okay.
I'm listening to my Kevin McLeod.
I don't give a shit.
Hey, that's not the jinxing, bro. I'm gonna butt.
I'm gonna get me flying.
I don't even think it's Warth playing anymore, because Marlin's just gonna throw our shit anyway.
We're not gonna sweep. Bro, we're not gonna sweep.
See, when it gets fucking Marlin glazed in Warth.
Brother, it's the first run for a reason. Marlin is wrapped. Marlin's a fucking bot.
We nearly got the goop out of the tournament. Now we...
I don't know if I could be in a call longer than five more minutes or more than I'm dead ass shit.
I'm dead serious too.
Okay, what?
Okay, okay.
What about playing clickbait?
I don't even know what that means!
What the fuck is a denierie strength?
It looked like when Darth Maul was fighting in the Phantom Menace with the other 8 players.
I don't even get the reference bro!
What the fuck is a denierie strength?
It looked like when Darth Maul was fighting in Phantom Menace with the other 8 players.
I don't even get the reference bro!
What the fuck is a denierie strength?
I said I can touch you in Africa, bro!
What does that mean?
I don't know what a derp denarii strategy is, bro!
Who the fuck are you talking about?
Who was running denarii?
Who was running denarii?
Bro, just let them stay in the game.
Wait, bro, what if I play controller?
What if I play controller?
So, Archie said he played for an hour,
and he knows what a fucking derriqueen strategy is.
Yuck, you sad bitch!
What the fuck is that?
I literally ran into a fucking
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
I was just, 2000 hours?
What?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't give a fuck about the hatreds.
What?
And Yuji has more.
Yuji has more than that.
How many hours does Yuji have?
In 2014, that doesn't matter!
2000 hours.
2000 hours.
Check the tracker.
I'm gonna fucking live that long.
or a stage tracker.
Archie was ranked golden 2021.
Wait, what about Yugi?
How good is Yugi?
That's some nerd shit, bro.
Chad, what's Yugi?
I thought Archie, I thought Yugi was.
Chad, what's Yugi's name?
I'm pretty sure you're 30 years old, OK?
How do you check hours?
How much?
Another guy.
How are you?
That's in here.
That's in here.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're on the on-controller.
Tournament.
We're on the on-controller.
Yes.
How do you check this?
I can cancel that one.
Yeah, 93 hours this season.
How do you check all time?
They are raging.
Okay.
Let me see if they're raging enough.
I don't know how to see that.
All seasons is on the right.
You haven't seen how many click it yet.
It's lifetime overall, level 196, 93 hours time played.
How is it even possible to be level 196 by 90 hours played?
It's not.
So he's literally just fully cheating.
A console account?
There's no way this is that deep, I'll be honest, I didn't actually go away.
Someone link his console account.
What's Archey's name?
Hey, we're talking about practice.
What's Archey's name, chat?
How do you check the real shit?
That is true. I'm not gonna lie. That is true, bro. That is true.
I understand, but DQ is like, that's just like, damn, bro.
Yeah, with your guys' experience and levels, the only way this would even be remotely fair is if you guys played on PC, but on controller. That's it.
Yeah, boys, all of us?
Yeah, every one of us?
What do you say, Ron?
I think it's just too much, bro. Like, let them just, you know what I'm saying?
Well, no, I know what you're saying, Ron, but you don't understand if they play the tournament like this, then Jake's whole tournament is ruined because they're going to beat every team, no matter what.
Ron and Lace, I don't give a flying fuck.
I don't really care either bro, I'm just happy I got to play for us.
I don't go flying fuck, but it's not that.
I think that's not even on us.
I think Jinxie's just mad that they didn't tell him before.
Yeah, I do that too.
I don't think that's anything to do with us.
RTS 1400 matches played on this game.
Yeah.
And his peak is, I don't even know what rank this is.
I don't think Jinxie wants this to then go up against any other, like say they went up against fucking Senna and Silky, then what, bro?
just like thinking like bro I don't want them to me like shit everyone I just
want everyone to be happy bro oh here's the fucking hero Jesus Christ bro just
want to make sure everyone is happy fuck everybody being happy Archie said he
played for an hour and he peaked playing us 2000 hours stop being a fucking
bitch you're fucking happy bro that's what a dead ass yeah man right now I'm
happy I get to play video games with my friends bro no run all the time I
like I'm just saying that we are three I know we don't give a shit I think
He's more just now over to Jake because I think they told Jake is something that's not true
Which is I get for a big tournament. You don't want that obviously like I don't know
All right. No, I have a fair I have a fair play for them. I have a fair play
Let's let's let's double in fortnight winner moves on. Let's do it
That's fair I'm better for an hour last week. I'm really bad at fortnight
Yeah, low key, bro. That's not a bad play. That's not a bad shell kid
Yo, Jinxie, drag me into the call! Jinxie, drag me into the call!
Jinxie, drag me into the call! I don't care, I'll get the hate threads.
That's why I fuck with you, bro. Right now, I'm drawing a whole demographic of this.
Let's play FIFA, bro. Let's play FIFA, play on the main outfit. Fuck it.
I mean, should we just DQ that? They're level 200 and level 150.
Like, it's just...
So are they technically the best team in the tournament, then?
What are you saying, man?
I mean, I think what I proposed was the fairest option, where either two of them get nerfed,
They all do it, or, I mean, I'm even fine with, like, case of beer and M&K, because, yes, you get the worst out of them.
You, me, or Keith, are the best, like, the big players, like, the best in the tournament.
Like, but the thing is, the highest level in the tournament is, like, what?
Ron, who's level 60. Like, they're level 200.
I bought my account!
I bought my account level 13.
Yeah, Jeezy's on time, bro. What the fuck?
I mean, I'm not allowed, I would be too.
He's like...
In fact, people are new to the game.
Like, it'll be funny to watch people that are new to the game.
They're running Daenerys tracks, Love's Water.
Ryan, we can do your idea and just keep them in the tournament.
Yeah, it's not LGC at all. Do not start that.
It's not GC's fault, literally at all.
RQ said he only played for an hour,
and he had to go to the gym.
He only played for an hour and he has like 2,000 hours playing.
I love him.
I love all my friends here.
I'm not mad at anyone.
It's literally not his fault at all.
In the bomb site, waiting for them to come in.
Yo, guys, what do you guys talk about?
Yo, JXC, I have a fair outcome.
Let's double on Fortnite, 3v3 zone wars, whoever wins moves on because me and Maron only played an hour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, that's good.
You guys like this drawing I made?
I guess you get the drawing.
I think we just rematch and force them on controller.
What do you guys think?
Sure.
Like my drawing?
Look at my drawing on Discord.
Bro, Jinxie, you're the fuck, bro.
You, you call this stuff, bro.
Up to you, literally.
I'm gonna say it.
Yeah, whatever's best for you for me.
Well, then, do you like my drawing?
I don't give a fuck about your fucking drawing.
You guys, here's the final rule from the admin.
I drew this for you, bro.
So who's gonna say that?
You guys are not disqualified,
But you guys have to play the rest of the controller or rest of the tournament on control. All right, but we're gonna wait wait eat at me
Wait, what wait why everybody?
Because you guys are too strong of a team as we just saw clearly last game
So we got she says she leave in a box trip
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Bro, Jake C.
Jake C. doesn't understand.
Jake C. doesn't understand.
He's getting finessed right now.
He's getting finessed.
Because Archie and Yugi peaked on controller.
He's getting finessed.
They peaked on controller.
Yes!
Archie has 1,000 matches played on Xbox on controller.
I
Can give them my controller
Tell him yes, I mean they peed on controller
All right, the verdict has been read.
Yeah, Jixi, how do I tell you they keep on control?
What do you mean?
Tell him, tell him, ladies and gentlemen.
Guys, their aim, listen, their aim is going to be like, their aim is going to be worse than your guys' name.
I think he has a thousand matches played on control.
By the way, I'm not level 63, I'm level 13. I bought my account.
That's why I'm pointing out there.
All right, let's throw this, let's go. Let's go. You guys ready? Let's get it going.
We're going again you guys are going it's a rematch. It's a rematch
Everyone in this tour is probably pissed this fuck that we just stole like this
Party's plat on controller
It's over
I
Want to know why you fucking wouldn't know why listen we're gonna lie to ask right now y'all
Bell to fucking ass
Fucking ass women's fucking ass that we lost like I actually don't care, but I just know if it was the opposite everyone freak out on us
Thousand I just know that
Like if they thought Marlon was dog shit and Marlon ended up being fucking
Best for Gigi. Wait, wait, wait.
Bam Thorn, they're saying Bam Thorn, they're saying Bam Thorn.
Now, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Thorn, Captain Denari. Thank you, Richie.
Come on, it's a culture, come on.
Good luck.
W fuckin' Richie, it's a culture.
Well, we're playing a whole different map anyway.
It's like...
I don't even know what this map is.
I'm about to fucking cheat the game to let Lacey play this shit.
I don't remember.
I don't even mind Lacey switch back. He's left. Coach at no troll. You're off the team
Come on
Let's go. No, it's not gonna be fucking cheating and just turning up. Never done it before so long
Oh, love life boys fucking love life man
I
Literally walked in a room and fucking earth not FIFA. What was it?
lasers playing on your fucking controller
Oh gosh, bro. Yo, do you guys understand what's happening or not really you guys in the loop all right, so
They're not gonna get DQ'd you guys are gonna replay the match. What's gonna happen?
Jason's gonna be on MAK. He's the worst player out of all of them
Archie and Yugi will be on controller.
Okay, I mean, sure.
Wait, so hi guys.
Hi guys, do you know that you realize Archie peaked Platt on controller, right?
Platt back in the day to play those in the second top rank, apparently.
Was he a console player?
You guys, you guys gonna go?
We're good, we're in a video.
I know Archey played console, but like he's gonna be much worse on Detroit.
It don't matter, it don't matter cuz we're about to put Bell to ask no matter what.
I think this will be closer like I'm gonna be honest like real shit.
I think you guys still are probably gonna lose.
You guys need to learn how like read your chat though and like listen like
cuz they're probably gonna say like what to do like you guys should you guys
You guys should like stream sniping, brother.
If we win this, I suppose you'd be like, damn, why did they win?
If we lose, they're gonna say, no, you guys should blow up their utility and stuff.
But I'm going to change the map because I just don't want I don't want to see people
sitting behind fucking strats.
I'm going to switch the map every game.
You know, more than a random map, a random map will be better for you guys.
And yeah, you should have said the wrong problem.
No, no, I said Marlin should I go Marlin should I go?
Oh, take your shirt off.
Okay.
Yeah
Actually
Right check at your GGs right boys
Y'all are not winning a 2v3 with morning, no it's not a 2v3. It's a 3v3. Oh come on
I we go playing bomb city game. Let's go, baby
one kill. Let's go. Come on,
we just gotta play. These kids
suck. They suck. They're not.
They're not. They're not skilled
at the game. They just have
knowledge. Can I get a W in
the chat right now? Let's get
it, baby. Let's get it. We
I actually couldn't even tell you what's going on in this map.
You go down you go down
It's this right
So what exactly
Yeah.
Boys, do we have an ace on our team?
Yeah, I have an ace, I have an ace.
I need you to ace this, boys.
Wait, I see a trap or something in there?
Right here, I need you to ace this, boys.
Oh, fuck.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
There's things in the-
One's in the way.
I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one!
Nice.
Nice, Lace.
Nice, Lace!
Going south now, get ready for the breach.
Lace, care the fucking boats.
Care the fucking boats right now.
I got one on me.
Wait, how does this work?
I didn't even know he was in there.
Nice!
Swapping lights!
Did I?
I think so.
I could be wrong.
I'm coming at least.
Fucking coming to your rescue right now.
Fuck.
I think I hear what you're saying.
Alright, alright, I'm on it.
I think I hear one there.
I think I hear what you're...
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh.
I think I hear one there.
If you crouch, Lacy, I think you move a sound.
Open the button, Joey, open the button.
He is knocked, he is knocked, I think.
I think he's just got up.
Nice! One's knocked and then...
They're trying to revive, they're trying to revive. I'm not gonna lie.
Shoot through this wood wall, through that wood wall.
Oh, the wood wall.
Oooh, it's a drone!
I'm here, I'm here.
I don't go home.
I don't get off this shit.
Here you come to Lacy.
One of them is one shot.
Nice one.
I need help, Marty, help, Marty, help.
Yeah, Lacy, I'm trying to get you.
Wait, do it.
I'm on that window.
I'm fucking your life!
I help kill you in every aspect!
Fuck you.
They see might be God they see
Okay, uh, like Jinx is going to pause for this round our keys having audio issues
Yeah, who do I play
Who's a good player please everybody in this world have y'all not noticed that
Somebody will always get upset. So what do I want to do going to win?
Bang bang bro
Stop playing this time, listen stop playing with nice chord voice, come on
LaNicky? No it's gonna be LaNicky if they wanted our keyboard we'd never play the game
Marlin didn't even know how to fucking walk through the door
I was feeling it's gonna be like bro
No I don't care they can take the spot, they can take the spot, we can take the spot
I just want a fair game, that's all
I saw my social security number on Twitter
Marlin, you gotta learn to, like, how to find the teammate, you know what I'm sayin'?
Like, you gotta learn how to go through the door.
Okay.
Ten seconds remaining.
We can't already do it.
Five seconds in counting.
All my father came here.
He did it, Brian!
Stand clear!
I don't wanna be the one here, bro.
I just wanna be the one here.
I just wanna be the one for you.
You think I'm good?
Nah, go back up.
Oh, nice, the music part.
Where are you playing?
No, boys.
Boys, look at this track. I know about this one.
Say that again, guys.
Oh, yeah, watch out.
Be careful, that might explode. I've never seen that before.
I don't think Marlon knew where he was shooting him from.
That was close, that was close.
I tried to split angle, man.
That's not that close.
Can someone stop calling my fucking phone on the wall?
No, no, that's not the game, Marlon.
Keep looking where you're looking, keep looking where you're looking, that's pretty good.
Last operator standing.
1v3 Marlon, you got this.
What?
There's gonna be a hole to your left, Marlon.
I see the hole.
I know it's talking to you.
Okay.
Why did Marlon say thank you?
Yo, y'all got this, bro.
Marlon, remember, bro,
like, just stay on the team, man.
You got this, bro.
Stay on the team.
Come on, Marlon.
Marlon, when you get shot,
you need to come where you got shot from.
Yes.
So you can't just say,
I got shot because we didn't know
that someone in the window
shooting you from behind.
Yes.
Yes, please.
Just tell me, say,
window or say,
he's right here at least.
Is it like four down?
I go like the angles,
142 west or no?
No, you say window behind, window, shop from the window, shop from the door.
Ten seconds.
Marlin, get on shield, no Q.
Five seconds.
No ideas of resets, sir, no idea of resets, sir.
I'm not upstairs, I'm downstairs in the basement.
One is probably roaming.
One is fire roaming.
What? I got bad news boys. I don't know this map, so I have no clue for, like...
I
Marley you go that door we just play this dog. We're down late. So no, I know like go to the door straight ahead of you
They're saying drop the other than the basement
I don't know this maps. I don't know where I'm supposed to be.
I hear the bomb under me. I hear the bomb under me.
Let's don't pop it down with your laser.
I'll pop it down with you.
You gotta be careful. Don't switch that side.
Oh my god, there's shit everywhere, boys.
Okay.
Lisa, I got you back. I got you back. I got you back, ladies.
You go first. You go first. Why you go first?
Okay
Low-key, I think I could drop down I don't want to I'm in the basement. I'm gonna drone in
This like red dots right
I'm gonna flash him again and then you're gonna push right?
I'll use a cap can here though.
No way!
Oh my god, I should have.
Is there a cap can?
That's not a cap can.
Oh my god, I thought it was a cap can.
That's not a cap can. Oh my god, I thought it was.
He treated me on the wall. What does that mean?
Marlin, keep doing that. You're going to get him.
Got people now.
Wait, I traded with him?
Yeah, you did. So I said, I could have had a kill. I thought you were.
Come on, come on, wherever you are.
Come on, come on, where you are.
Wait, there's a drone. You have a...
Nice.
You have 20 seconds. You have to summon.
Come up to your left. He's seen you.
He's heard me.
Nice try, bro.
Oh, I thought it was you.
Run!
Run, I'm not the light you have to play. You have to play.
I thought there was a cap. I thought there was a cap can. That's why...
You did good you have to play if you would have broke you would have killed our key
I think y'all would have won that round. Yeah, y'all doing good though. This is way close. I wait close
I have a good I have a good shot. I have a good shot
Just you guys play or whatever you need upstairs. Let me play this real quick. I have I don't know how long the
What do you call phases, but I have a
but
what we want more than you should play shield
yeah
i'll be able to keep saying that i don't know how to fucking take a new shield i don't know
what i know more than there's no
way you're this dog
what do you mean man give me a fucking poison or something or a juggerjump or whatever the fuck it's
wrong
it's a riot shield
okay whatever the fuck it's called
yo listen lacy you want me to set you up uh uh myra
secure the bombs
what happened
I don't know that means
Watch the windows
Listen, you can hold right there. Why just put you can hold there. They see go go over there. I just watch behind you
I hear one of my right here in my right room.
I
Talked to me Marla I see you watch your left brother watch your back brother watch your back
I got no cameras
I'm gonna get fucked. I hate you to watch that door
Behind me behind behind behind behind behind y'all. He's he's dropped down. He jumped up that's not my girl
You have a cap can right there lazy. Yeah
This is nowhere they are I don't like this position
I don't know, I'm in this corner.
Did you hear him?
Back to the room.
Coming to your room.
Oh, no, that's not a good idea.
I don't like something here.
Well, now they know we're both in here.
Can I have a cook fry?
All right, toast your strudels right now.
I'm gonna watch that door for a minute.
I
Watch me
The windows open in the door zone
I'm gonna make that fucking LeBron James chase on block both of y'all at the same fucking time you understand
Let's fucking go get this win. I'm gonna be Kyrie. I'm gonna take the last shot. Let's go
Ron
Ron this I'm telling you Lacey's doing Lacey's doing everything great Ron
No, you can do this from actually your potential you can do this brown
I think the whole everyone wants to see you guys up there. I know I just don't know the map
Yes, but they don't really know the map either like they don't know what it's all
Okay, they know it but like bro
On on organ they have like full-blown strap right y'all could win
It rests in their hands
You gotta be LeBron
Come on, Lace
No bomb upstairs it's gonna be downstairs again boys. Let's look at like downstairs
Boys
I'm inside what LeBron won't me to do right now
The brawn will be to make it
It is downstairs. It is downstairs. It is downstairs
You located a bomb
Is there another way out or is it really this yes one is okay literally lacy if you can go downstairs
He's he's right here. I'm marking over on a raise no clue
I just don't know how to get down. I think I should for my teammates, bro
I think I can go down I think I can go down I don't want to sell your ship I
think I can go down we gotta make a play we need a win
okay my do you have your drone I don't know what I'm down I'm down I'm down one
is right here look look look I'm working them
I'm behind this thing. I'm gonna distract him.
He's on me.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pop my thing.
I'm gonna pop my thing. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna be a disease or something. I don't know what I am.
I don't know what I am. I don't know what I am.
I'm a disease.
I'm throwing a flashed T.
I'm watching North.
I'm behind you so much. You shoot them.
So much. Lacy, you shoot them.
I'm gonna use you as bait.
Alright, alright, alright. Draco.
Martin, it's coming. Lacy, you have to pull that out of-
I
Why would you run out Marlon?
Why would you run out?
Why would you run out Marlon?
Why would you run out?
You should have been destroyed.
You should have failed.
I had no ammo to add to my other gun.
Marlon, all you have to do is just snakefoot, man.
You have it.
Marlon screwed on Tyree and just ran into the fucking other planet.
Marlon, we had the whole game.
I'm sorry boys.
Why did you scream on Kyrie in our house?
What a little braw.
Fucking Gigi's place.
Fuck boys.
You told him to run in?
Yeah, we told him to run in.
And then we, I said I'm playing the bomb.
Watch me.
And he screams, I'm Kyrie.
And runs into Jason's fucking site.
Watch me
I'm Kyrie and runs into Jason's fucking site
Bro, I think I became more of like a J.R. Smith
The better team yo yo
If that's cool
You guys want to leave out of your own heart, you can't wait. They're wanting to. Yeah. What?
Thank you again
We go and win the whole thing, you know
So I think we're I think we're gonna do you got cool with that
No, no
I'm neutral
You guys should really ask me
Jinx it could you play the other games and come back to us with a decision or once we have a decision or no
I don't want to let the other two know because like they might go and do other shit like you know what I mean
So I kind of want to let them know like no no no no J. Dave. No, we got stable
Because if we win the whole thing, I don't want
a lot of you play great
No, well you have it bro just just because then this is gonna fuck Jinx. He's bracking up
Let's give me knuckles boys. Everyone give me knuckles in the chat
No, so why do we just play this game for no reason?
Yeah, I think Yu-Gi wants to play and I think Jason wants to leave so it comes out of you
Yeah, okay something you go
Listen listen because if we win the whole thing bro
I don't want to I don't want to hear like, oh
Thank you for inviting Vixy
I'm not I'm not saying like this is not in front of you and your tournament. Well, I'm just saying like this
Just keep playing so your the breath can stay intact
Yeah, the rocket will be intact if y'all just go to the next round. Yeah, I don't want to see my social security number on Twitter, bro
Bro, I don't go fuck about that shit. Fuck that shit
Look at it. Look at it, guys.
Dude, just go for it.
Guys, it's not that fucking deep.
Look at it like this, guys.
You're level zero and got the game 20 minutes ago.
They have level 200. It's like, it's just...
You know what I mean?
I think you guys just go to the semis, man.
It's up to you, bro.
I'm just here to have fun.
All right. Well, you guys are in the semis.
Bro now my friends are gonna think I'm
these boys
So are you guys leaving or staying? I mean, no, I'm not gonna leave the tournament for you
I would never do that. I'm just saying they won all controller. They should stay in
Because then we just did that whole game for nothing. No, bro Jason or you I know y'all hearing this
But just stay playing a game bro like yo
Oh, we all win, so what, like let people see what we're doing.
Anyone wanna see my drawing or no?
I'll play last night.
Anyone wanna see my drawing.
Keep going, if you're a rainbow,
I'm gonna fuck ass going.
I don't give a fuck about your drawing.
They blacked, you guys are in the semis, dude.
Win this fucking thing, man.
Sure.
You guys are in the semis, bro, all right?
We gotta go to the next game.
Y'all are in semis, all right?
All right, all right, all right.
Ray, Lose, XQC, Bruce, Cuff, and Aiden.
Oh, man, oh, man, bro.
Like, oh, man, oh, man.
God, bro
This is why you know, bro
Love Mickey. What do you all want us to do? We're not we're not gonna leave Jinxie hanging in his home stream as fucked
Outlaw something weird bro, and we kind of just got thrown into this even though we lost
There's not even money on a lot
like
I by literally just lost by head. Okay, did not they prep you be on my dick. I had fun
I will fuck loud fucking laugh at my my dogs. I brought what?
What like okay for like
Jesus
So what's new voice
shit
This is awkward.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
This is strange, in my opinion.
Drawing a cloud right now. Does anyone care?
My good darling, do you have autism?
Like, I'm not even on this action.
Like, I'm going like,
like, what the fuck is action?
I just feel like I'm, I don't know, I don't know.
I feel like that was a little extra.
No, I just feel like, what was the point
of playing that whole game out,
wasting the hour of Jinxie's time?
And then.
My thing is just this, they knew before we played
another game that they was gonna leave either way.
So it's like.
I think they should just move,
they should just play, bro, they won.
They beat us.
They know what they got to play.
Go win the fucking tourney.
I'm not gonna lie that second game. We actually had a chance to win. We just lost
Like the first game that wasn't fair but the second game they did has his shit on us
What if the point of all this is to make friends
I can't even what if the point of this isn't about friends, but it's about what we make in the end what if
All of this is just fun, bro. Yo international women's day. How's your mother doing, bro?
I'm not even kidding. How's he doing?
No, I'm honest.
I'm happy to be here, man.
I'm happy that life is here.
I'm happy to be breathing today.
I drew a zebra, Muzan.
Muzan, I drew a zebra.
Hope you lose not deserved.
I'm literally saying you're saying it's not deserved and I don't want to move on. Are you fucking stupid?
That's my whole point is that we shouldn't be in the 70 finals when we lost twice we fucking stop they shit on us
If you're talking to brick walls, I'm literally sitting here saying that they should move on.
What is Scribble.io?
Who? You draw like you just did,
but we don't know who drew it.
And then we got to, I got to put down,
write what it is, and then later you got to write it.
Marlon, what are you talking about, bro?
You stick your own and play another game, see?
What game are you talking about?
It's Scribble.io.
So it's Scribble.io.
So it's basically like Ron just drew.
And then I got to type down what that drawing is.
And then I got to draw it.
And then you got to type out what that drawing means.
Then Ron got to draw it.
So then after the whole round, we just
see what it basically comes out to.
Say I put like a peanut butter cup.
Then that might end up being like a terrier.
Ronald, I know what the game is.
I know what the game is.
Oh.
Ronald, I know what the game is.
Okay.
It's this.
Scribble I O, G-Render real quick, not a bad start.
Marlin is a 30-year-old Rekai.
That might be the,
James might be the hardest,
absolutely the most disrespectful thing
I've ever done in my life.
I'll fully need that by the way.
Should I add anything to my drawing chat?
You want to play this game?
Who plays to my door now?
Yeah, can you play it please?
Yeah, we gotta make... I'm gonna create a private room.
Alright, cool. Can you bite me?
Y'all run us up in?
Wait, is it just us three?
I guess so.
Should I even open up Twitter?
You can't play Scribble IO with three people.
Oh, you can't?
Us three can.
Lacer, Marlon, do you think it's worth opening up Twitter?
Go ahead and call us.
Oh, the horrible shout.
Wait, why would he edit us?
What did we do?
No, it's anything.
We didn't even say anything.
Let's play Guard of the Phone.
Guard of the Phone to Sunday Sunday,
not a bad shout about my whole life.
Also, fucking time is one hour forward.
That means summertime.
Also, a National Women's Day, that
means that we can call eight, nine of our women,
not a bad shout.
Also, on top of that, it's still sunny outside.
Ain't Guard of the Phone is playing.
Yo, can we join the Guard of the Game boys or no?
Yes, I'll get a Guard of the Game.
I'll get a Guard of the Game girl.
Okay, I'm gonna do five, I'm gonna do five, three rounds.
Is everyone happy in the chat at least, bro?
Three hints, zero hints in the light.
I think I'm gonna draw a lightning.
Oh, I'm gonna send you on a link on Discord.
Oh, nice.
More than I'm gonna draw a lightning.
Lightning?
All right, Ron, I sent you the link.
Wait, what do you want me to say?
I send it in your DMs, send it in your DMs.
And in my private DMs?
Yes.
It's fucking go dude. I love this. I'm not gonna lie. Just be great YouTube video Marlon. I drew lightning
Yeah, we're doing scribble IO. Yeah, I thought it's really early. I think the code. Yo, are you joining?
Yeah, I'm in bro.
Hey!
That's fucking cool!
That's like my rule.
Marlon choose a word.
I'm funny?
Yeah, choose a word Marlon.
Whoa, that's hard.
Marlon, this is going to be a good YouTube video.
Marlon, Marlon, this is going to be a great video.
I'm not even kidding.
Marlon, come on.
Wait, I don't even know how to talk.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yo, yo, YouTube. What's good, baby? Today we are playing scribble IO. It's me, Lacey, and Juan. And it's basically where I got it. I'm not trying to explain. You got to start with this, but you're lucky to have a subscriber, subscribe, subscribe, and let's go, baby.
All right, so John, bro, let's start. All right, all right, let's go. Well, how much time do I have? Wait, why are you already guessing? I haven't fucking tried to guess.
You only have 60 seconds left.
Hold on, hold on, I gotta watch this.
Easy, easy.
No.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
No.
Hold, hold, hold.
I mean, seriously.
No.
Come on, guess.
You're a fucking guess, dude.
Like, seriously.
How much more do I gotta do? You're stupid.
You guessed the fucking thing.
Why are you coming? Like, what's going on right now?
Oh!
Fuck, you got it.
Whoa!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Yo!
I got it, I got it. Nice.
Yo!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh my God! You deserve to subscribe!
I'll get back to that. Here we go. Here we go.
I'll go.
Oh, that's a long word.
How do you get pussy?
You tube, come on!
I know it.
No shah-how.
You tube!
You know, Marlon.
How'd you get that?
That's a mess, Marlon.
No, Marlon, keep guessing.
Marlon, keep guessing.
Marlon, keep guessing.
Don't ask, keep guessing.
Come on, Marlon, you got this.
You guys are still watching the video.
Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe.
Like.
Marlon, you got it, bro.
Hard credit.
Okay?
Tells, okay, you're almost there more than almost there. Oh
Hey, next card a nice
Why is there yellow around it?
Yo YouTube if you're enjoying this make sure you tell me if you want to see more
You too, but you still watching or did you click off?
I got it.
Wait, how?!
No, actually how?!
You're a burger.
Wait, what the fuck?
You got this, bro.
Guys, if you're about to click off the YouTube video,
drop a me right now.
We're trying to see the comments.
What is it? I'm not even kidding.
Got this, Marlon. Come on.
Pins and what, Marlon? Pins and what?
Pins and needles?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I said needles. What the fuck? It's needle. Brian
bro. You too. Oh my god. Yo, I'm not going to lie. All right boys. I'm not on the other
side. Both of y'all. Both of y'all. It's going to be easy. Like easy. All right. Lock
You ready? Are you all ready?
3, 2, 1, go!
Hold, just hold, just hold
Hold, let me cook, hold
Don't get set, don't get set, don't get set
Don't get set, don't get set, don't get set
What?
Don't get set, don't get set
Don't get set, don't get set, don't get set
I could tell instantly bro
Don't get set
Let's fucking go!
If you're enjoying this, let me fucking know
I'm on my mother don't get yet my mother don't get yet my son gets it more than
don't get yet mother don't get yet mother don't get yet
Marlin, don't kiss yet.
Oh my god.
Oh no, okay, I fucked up.
Alright, Lacey got it.
Alright Marlin, don't be afraid.
That's okay, that's okay.
Marlin, it's okay.
Ready?
I'm gonna redo it for you.
I'm gonna redo it for you.
Ready?
Tan over Marlin.
Marlin, just calm down.
Alright.
Marlin, Marlin, look, it's the ignited.
Marlin, it's OK, bro.
Marlin, look.
Marlin.
OK.
Marlin, you see?
You see?
The flag.
Yup, yup, yup.
What kind?
We're tight.
Look, Marlin, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Marisus, Marisus.
Oh, Marlin.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Marlin, quickly.
I'm trying.
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck
That was United Kingdom. Look at that any better than that
Why was there a blue I'm not gonna lie. I'm so confused about that. It was light blue
What is that oh my god look at the top it shows you how many letters
what the fuck I didn't fucking know that oh my god I don't know this one
That's...
No, Marley, you actually gotta quit.
I'm dead ass here as you gotta quit.
I'm dead ass here as you gotta...
ASU frat leader.
President.
uh, of course not
mack
mack the more
uh
president
uh, fuck
but who could it actually be?
burberry
marlin
wait, what, no fucking way
no fucking way
wait, wait, wait, I got it
what?
what?
there's no egg
no fucking way
I'm in the game
fuck
I'm deadass bro. I'm deadass bro. I did I thought it was in the fucking game bro. What the fuck?
I thought I had a fucking moment right there. I'll be honest.
Alright, she's a worm bro. She's a worm.
Alright, easy. Deadass. Like all your side.
Five seconds. Five seconds. Wait. Hold, hold, hold. Everybody hold. Everybody hold.
You're fucking kidding. You're fucking kidding.
Are you a fucking cheating?
No.
Wait, how the fuck are y'all doing this?
Alright, man, this is gonna be a hard one. Ready? Don't look at your chat.
Oh, wait. Y'all been looking at chat?
No, I'm just saying. I know you might.
I literally had my shit closed down.
What the fuck is that?
On...
On...
Check out a better one. I can fix this. I can fix this. I'll fix this. I'll fix this. I'll fix this. I'll fix this. I'll fix this. I'll fix this. I'll fix this.
Oh. Oh, carrot cake. Snapchats.
Where did you get carrot cake? It's so easy. It is, too.
What
Marlin come on beat Lacey you got beat Lacey come on
Smoking death and then and then hold on hold on hold on ready Marlin get ready pay attention you got beat Lacey
Marlin
I don't even know what that means.
Marlon, use your observation skills.
Look at the duck and then read the word.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
Rubber duck.
Rubber duck. Marlon, are you trying?
I'm deadass, are you trying?
I'm actually trying.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the door is open.
Bro, the door is open, y'all don't twist it enough.
Yes, some dude?
How you doing, bro?
All sack.
That's going.
We're just sitting here because y'all left and now we're forced to play.
is that a fucking phone?
Ball sack.
What is it?
Kid, kidney.
No, no, no, what is it?
Come on, I can't lose tomorrow.
Please guys.
What is that?
Kidney.
Oh.
Oh, turkey.
Turkey.
Fuck!
No!
Fuck!
No!
No!
No!
Of course he gets this one.
Fuck the fuck!
Bro, I know a good boy.
Of course you do.
Bro, should we run it back now?
Yo, Lace, that's a great boy.
Let's run it back. Let's run it back. That was fun.
You two, second game, let's go!
What do you mean?
I don't get it.
Chad, how many views is this YouTube video getting?
I think it might be up to 400k, probably half a mil.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Hold on, I'm not a bad guy.
No, why have I been effing today?
Are you giving me like, beat-offs or some shit?
There's just a lot of Keckle farms.
All right, Marlon.
I need you to beat Lacy, okay?
I do, I do, yeah.
All right, ready, Marlon?
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Pay attention, just speak out loud,
speak out loud, all right?
Okay, okay, okay.
Ready?
Ready, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Okay.
Here's my thumb, bro.
Oh, fuck, y'all scared of sponking.
Marlon, lock in, Marlon, lock in.
All right, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked.
Or worth or worth or worth I think about him as dusty,
Musty, Krusty, Dusty, or Death in the Face.
A blood, a blood, a blood, a blood.
Join, join, join, join.
Blood.
Join.
Yo, do you know how to spell?
Marlon, your, come on.
Marlon.
Marlon.
Come here, come here, come here.
Damn!
Marlon.
Marlon, read the top of the four letters.
Three.
Marlon, it's 40.
Oh, a slide.
Marlin it's for fucking
Fucking go boys
Hey, make sure you open up Women's National Day today, okay?
Wait, this is going to be so hard.
Yeah, yeah, make sure you actually care about that.
Why, baby, wait.
What is it, bro?
Come on, keep going.
Have you started listening off?
Yeah.
Fucks sake.
Hey, what?
What?
Hey, what?
Why is it so loud, bro?
Hello?
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
You should have been through, bro.
You're the wolf.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know that.
I know that.
I know that.
It's so loud, bro.
I can't fucking hear anything.
Oh my god.
I can't hear anything.
You're a fucking idiot.
What is that?
Can you talk to the staff?
You're a boar.
I'm not listening to you.
You're a boar.
I'm not listening to you.
Wait, don't say it out loud.
Don't say it out loud.
Don't say it out loud.
How do I just, that's good, no?
Oh, that is pretty good.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I can draw.
Oh, oh my god.
I'm going to get a shot.
Marlin, imagine me coming up behind you during the shower with my knockers from a mile away.
What would I be called, Marlin?
What would I be called?
Yes, Marlin!
Oh my God.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
I'll help you with this.
I'll help you with this.
Guys, is there any reason that I have really...
All right, ready, boys?
Ready, boys?
Ready, boys?
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Okay, wait!
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Are you enjoying this or not?
Are you enjoying this YouTube?
Why don't you eat?
Why are you not drawing?
I had white on.
I had white.
I had white.
Okay.
Ready?
Hey, ready?
Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey, think about it. No, think about it. No. Different word.
Different. What? Think about it. Think about it. Think about it. Think about it. Think
Think about it. Think about it. Think about it.
Think about it.
Like, why is this how you do it?
Like, you're so stupid.
Think about it, dude. Think about it.
No, Marlon, you were actually...
Think about it! I'm not even kidding.
Fucking go! You, too!
You're so stupid it hurts.
Fucking go, baby.
Why did you draw a present?
Fucking go, baby.
Marlon's about to do the easiest one. You ready?
All right.
I'm out you know I think it is all the two viewers just clicked off there saying
Oh tea I'm not
Eight words it's eight letters
What is it tea
Okay, so this is the top. Okay, so this is the top
This is the top and then what is this?
Let me draw an apple.
Let me draw a red apple.
Let me maybe draw an orange.
Let me maybe draw a banana.
Maybe maybe maybe this one maybe this will help you look.
Kitchen supplier.
Mark, maybe one of these?
Because there's eight letters.
How do you get kitchen supplier?
A kitchen bench?
No, I know what it is, but I don't know what that's called.
You don't know what it's called.
One of the words is written.
One of the words is written.
Kitchen island.
You realize on the top of the screen it tells you how many letters and words it is, right?
I didn't know what it was called.
How do you get kitchen eyelids?
I'm not even kidding. I think you actually need to go back to school.
Okay, this is gonna be so easy, okay, Marlon?
I gotta fix my balls, sweating through the pants.
What is it?
Wait, Lacey's reading chat. Did she do it?
No, no, no, no, no, what?
The YouTube is about to get so mad.
I'm deadass. Our YouTube channel is actually gonna be monetized, bro.
I literally haven't read chat once, like I'm not even swollen.
We need help come on help me
I don't know what I'm looking at
Is that a penis on top of something?
What the fuck is that?
I don't know what this is
What are you soloing on?
He...
You gotta be...
What?
Oh my god, oh my god
All my fucking days
All my fucking days
Oh my god, I just have more...
It's okay, I mean Marlon you're in third place still
No, baby
You're behind my 400 points
I got three really really bad words. I'm not gonna lie. Okay. It's fine. It's try your best. Try your best
Last round
Listen, listen to me. Listen to me carefully really fucking think about this one like I'm really gonna like throw up a loop
So like you got like no, okay?
Just think about it hold on everybody hold everybody hold everybody hold
What are you doing?
Whoa.
Are you doing a ritual?
Hold on now.
Hold on now, Martin.
Hold. Everybody hold, okay?
Think about it.
No, think about it.
Martin, what are you doing?
Think about it.
Hold on.
Think, think, think, think, think.
Think, think, think, think.
Think, think, think, think.
think think think think uh and then there's a guy
and he holds this shit oh that's why I drive no fucking way there's no way
unless you know brother brother brother brother brother he literally
just gave it to us he just gave it to us he just gave it to us
No, please stop drawing, and then you stop drawing.
Lace, no fucking way.
I mean, you're not supposed to talk.
I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't have got it if you didn't say there's a guy who holds it.
I read my chat.
Wait, Lace, say swear against that.
I swear to God.
You said, you drew the ad, you said there's a guy who holds it.
I can't fucking hear you, dumbass.
Wait, am I muddied?
Oh, I'm muddied.
Lace, you said I should get that.
I swear to God, you, but you're not supposed to talk when you do it.
You said there's a guy who holds that.
Ah, fuck.
Well, you actually don't enjoy it.
It gotta be.
Wait, Jason, dead ass crashes Maybach's, I put it on God.
What?
There's no way he scuffed his Maybach.
Show me a clip.
Huh, I'm gonna try one.
I need a clip.
On God, he did?
No, we don't know that.
Wait a second, Clint, what's that food you got there, Luke?
Will I extra?
Oh, Luke, Luke, please.
Yo, Luke!
One slice!
Look, everybody, I turn out.
Are we moving to the center?
We're moving to the center.
Oh, we're moving together.
This is, OK, this, you guys are going to really have
to think about, because I'm not going to lie to you.
It's actually going to be hard.
While you do that, I'm gonna look at this clip.
Oh my god, I actually might have it.
Wait, did he hit it?
He didn't even hit it, you guys lied.
Wait, y'all lied.
Not sure, brother, soon.
Wait, heaven?
Woo!
Heaven?
What? How is Jason so bad at driving?
Yeah, she crashed it.
How how bad how can you actually be that bad at driving?
Well, actually, I kind of know.
You have 50 different backup cameras on a fucking Maybach.
How the actual fuck is that possible?
Wait, what is this?
Well, I'm gonna let you have this one to see if you can get it.
It's it's not my eyes are really hard.
Who's the dumbest fucking streamer, bro?
I'm not gonna know how to draw this.
I mean, don't put me, don't you dare put my name in the chat.
Come on, hold on.
I don't know how to draw this.
It's like impossible to draw.
Nobody knows what this looks like.
What the fuck is happening?
How does anybody know what the afterlife looks like?
You actually fucking kidding me.
On my mother's life,
He still got third, that doesn't matter.
Doesn't even matter, he still got third.
Fucking cheeseburger.
Yo Luke!
Bro why are you...
Well your YouTube's clicking off this...
BOOT!
YouTube already clicked off this video, bro, we gotta move on.
Wait, I wanna see the clip of Jason.
Can you two?
Wait, chap, confused.
Did they finish the second game yet?
The third game?
Who has the clip of Jason?
Here we go, let me watch this.
And then it was a shit.
There's no way Jason crashed.
get out get out john so so holy fuck was wrong we did not actually
get out get out john so so holy fuck was wrong with
No, he did not shit. I can't
Say on God oh
Jason
Wait, oh
Yeah, you hit it. Yeah
This is like a
$300,000 car wait, it's a driveway that
Jason, you are driving, it's so open, wait.
Wait.
Oh, you hit it.
You hit it.
There's not even any fucking cars in the back up!
He could have just went,
Yo, not Jason, I'm not going to lie bro.
You are literally feeding into the stereotype!
You just sent your people back 300 years!
Dude!
80 Crash of $300,000 car!
Oh my God, bro!
Yeah, this is gonna be mad!
This bro is a Maybach!
You know how much a Maybach bumper's gonna cost to fix?
Holy shit, Luke!
Can you talk to the shi...
Can I go take a shit, please?
Look, Chad, Luke, can you take over the shi...
I gotta go take a shi...
Get shi... a little bit.
I gotta get shitty a little bit.
Bro, he's been holding that in for,
he's been holding that in for, oh my God,
what's up, Shat?
I'm not gonna lie, man.
I'm tired, I'm super tired.
Oh my God, here we go.
Who is this?
Oh my God, is this a Lacy clone, Lacy 2.0?
Oh my God, it's a fat ass camera, it's a thick camera.
Shat, is this, ooh, I'm not even able to show that.
I can show this.
Who's that guys, like she's 2.0, fuck you man,
actually fuck you respectfully.
What is this?
Am I allowed to show, oh am I gonna leak something?
I wanna say I don't care, because I'm billy.
But it, this is not focused.
Am I allowed to show this?
Yo check, you know what?
You know what?
You know what guys?
I don't think I've heard him think
one gifted sub today, or one sub today.
Can I get a retweet on that?
Wait, it's a leak?
That's actually crazy dude. He hasn't thanked one gifted. He hasn't thanked one gifted
sub today. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. That's honestly pretty sad. What an L streamer. I
You know fucking Chevy so this man crashed his car
It's
So so holy shit man yo entity thank you for oh my god 19 months, bro
I'm actually not gonna say thank you cuz you didn't it's not me, but so
Oh no, I'm too serious right now, man.
Enjoy your first fight, dude.
Fights were great last night, besides the last one.
Get out, get out.
How do you do this?
Get out, John.
So, so, holy crap, what was wrong with that?
Oh, so, get out, get out, John.
Shit.
That is a big advantage.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, Jason.
Oh my god.
Yo, leave any car people in here.
Any car, get this loser out the screen.
Yo, big turbos actually suck my cock.
Do we have any car people in here?
So, does this have to be,
like what has to be replaced here?
Like, what's, is it now patterned?
Wait.
Oh, you hit it.
You hit it.
Not 13.
Why does he have so much shit pulled out?
Car is total.
The car is not total, man.
The car is not total.
Honestly, I could afford a Mayback.
I even spell that thing always,
keep it so near.
How do you, I could 100% afford a Mayback.
Oh my Henry, Henry, why are you gifting five?
Henry, Henry, those are my five, dude.
Henry, those are my five.
Why are you gifting five over here, dude?
Oh my God, Henry.
Henry, Henry, Henry, Henry, Henry, Henry.
I'm not upset man, I'm just looking for this.
I could afford this.
I could low key afford this.
Couple of loans, a couple of loans,
and then punch easy with a fine gift.
Okay, you guys.
Oh my God, give me a second.
Oh my inflex, yo.
All of my gifters are gifting right now.
All of my gifters are gifting right now.
This is bullshit.
And then here.
And oh my god and then Ray man you guys are pissing me off man like seriously why are
we gifting all of a sudden I'm this is in my channel man this is in my channel how
Where is his, where is his, where is his,
twice as big as Lacy.
I'm not big.
I'm literally not big.
Honestly guys, I'm not baking guys for the subs.
I'm really not.
Clone Lacy.
This is fucking bullshit.
I don't know.
Level seven, I have to hurry.
Oh shit, I'm gonna leak something.
I'm gonna leak something.
Give me a second guys, I'm gonna leak something.
No, wrong, wrong button, wrong button, um, okay, uh, what's that, I can't hear anything.
Oh, one, um, let's make this one.
Oh my god!
Um, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yo! What?
Okay, um, what's this one?
Oh no.
We're only taking out a shirt while trying to be cool.
Well I'm not. You're fucking with me all the time.
Well we have a lot of time bro, since this game starts.
One more!
One more game.
Holy shit. Wait, there's a baseball bat.
What the fuck are we doing with our life?
Did I just get replaced?
If I smash my shit, I will smash it.
I will smash it in front of this camera.
Yeah, I will really think I will smash this shit.
That ass if I just fucking work.
What do you want to do with that shit?
We're gonna actually explode.
At least there's chat monitor.
Can you do the self-sistar?
Don't you fucking dare.
I can't touch anything in the substance, I can't understand anything you're doing.
Alright bro, let's go to the toilet.
How is the toilet turned on?
I don't know, I understand, I'm just kept away, you know what I'm saying?
I'm kept waiting, they kept waiting.
So what is kept waiting?
It's like a nice email.
Take this email.
I mean right now we're just waiting, right?
It's like the toilet starts to switch on your mind.
How old is this?
It's a matcha.
Who is it?
Who's that?
How is that, though?
Like a couple weeks ago.
I just had a few bites.
A few?
Just a small couple bites.
By the way, I just got you on a hype train.
For real?
Thank you, dude.
I appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, I love my gift.
Can I have a small bite?
Yeah, all my gifts are decided to just get to you.
And where's it from?
I don't even know.
A small bite?
Yeah.
Please, bro, it's my dinner.
It's my dinner, man.
So, you know, you know, that's my dinner.
Yo bro, that was my dinner man.
Are you good?
God damn, holy.
Yeah, so take all my gifters.
You know Rayman, you only gifted me in like two months
and you just had to gift now.
The audacity of someone like me.
Thank you Rayman, appreciate you bro.
Hey Leek, what did you leak?
The Top Top.
What Top Top?
The purple one.
You made 10K last week?
Me?
You? You did? Oh, man.
No, no, no, that's not 10K last week.
That says plus 10K.
It says plus 10K. So it's 10K from whatever I made the week before.
How we got?
That's not even how it leads.
I was trying to look to see the sun, but I couldn't find a basketball.
Why'd you have to look?
Oh, wow.
What's up?
You got me a period basket?
Oh, some of my periods today for National Women's Day?
You got flowers?
Okay. Fun fact chat, guys usually only get flowers at the funeral. Okay, tampons!
These are the kids that get a little bleeding. What size are these?
Hold on. I gotta see what's else in my period basket.
We got dill pickles.
Wow.
Dill pickles help with periods?
Okay.
What else do we have?
Oh!
Chocolate.
Chocolate!
Chocolate!
Chocolate!
How does snowy know?
Oh my gosh, wait, I want to be in my period more often.
I get gifts?
I'm officially opting out of the Lacey walking three months early.
I gave myself 50% off, so it's early,
I'm opting out of the lazy lock-in
because three months in,
because I could do it in three months,
I wanted to, but I'm opting out.
Okay?
Can I sit on the chair, sir?
Huh?
Can I sit on the chair, sir?
Yeah, come here.
Sit down.
Wait, I'll sit down here.
Sit down here.
I don't really want to sit on the chair, but.
I'm actually honest.
Because yeah I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm opening out of the great Lacey Block Inn.
The reason is, I have found
the more pleasure in eating
nice dinners and foods that I like
instead of going to the gym.
Facts.
So you owe 110.
No, I'll put out.
That's how it works.
Yes it is.
No it's not.
Yes, I made the rules, so that is how it works.
No, that's not how it works.
You owe 110.
What?
Okay, you owe 110 and you won't obey this
and no day it should.
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
Wait, this way or extra?
Cause I'm actually like on my period.
So this is supposed to be what an actual period feels like.
I don't know why I'm nervous.
Wait, it's dead?
Wait, Snowy has a girlfriend?
Well, has an opt-out. They're saying,
Elger, thank you, Chad.
How does that Elger?
Snowy has a girlfriend?
She's not even older for your period yet.
So, like, maybe he's probably fun to see.
Okay, ready?
Let's hear something.
Well, it fell on your stomach.
It's good to be here.
Okay, so put it where you get the grapes.
Wait, why are they laughing?
Can you look?
Can you hide your hair a little bit?
There.
Good.
Wait, is this gonna hurt when we die?
I'm not the murderer, no.
Oh, God, just do one.
So, we've got to do it all.
Oh, sure.
Just do three then, just do three.
Can you get them up here at all or no?
No, just do two. Just do two.
I don't get it up there, though.
Fine.
Alright, let me do it.
No, it's not even on. It's dead. We have to charge it.
Jury, I'm a portable!
They have a chopstick.
No, not on me.
Drill!
You a portable?
It's just fully dead, I don't know.
Okay, let me do it to myself.
It has to charge.
But when you charge-
Why are y'all gonna be 32ing?
Did you do it to like the last?
No, I only did level seven.
What level is that?
Oh, it's a-
It's not even on. It's dead.
I keep chaps if we like it's craft.
I told the girl I wanted to mod for Lacey,
and she wanted to become my girlfriend.
Looks like a charm.
Do I want to do too?
No, it won't work.
It's fully dead.
You should have drew drew why
Remember to a charge this happy national women's day
You guys in this field
Look at the most hardship of any creature on the planet
You know, it's very unfair. Okay. I have a question. Do you think it's not done all sorts of worse than the girls period?
I don't know if there's a difference so because the painting period cramps is long-gevited
it's long-giveted.
Yeah and then when you get kicked in your balls it hurts for like what 20 seconds, 30 seconds?
Yeah, no like a minute.
Really?
But for that minute it definitely hurts.
I mean the guy we watched that you guys seen he got kicked in his balls, yeah.
Yeah, who was that guy that got kicked in the dick and he started jerking off in
the middle of the ring?
That was something.
Wait, is it on?
What at low first?
That's not so quick.
Your balls can explode, I know.
It's not working.
Did I charge it and then you go back now and it's working?
Yeah.
It's not an opinionated question. It's a fact that getting kicked in the balls hurts more
True you fix it up. I don't know. It's just like all tangled in shit
Some kid in my middle school are kicked into balls with a soccer ball and now he
only has one nut. That's just not true. What do you guys get from lying about
stuff? That's what I want to know about. Like what do you get from coming in the
story and telling me a fake ass, coming to the chat and telling me a fake ass
story like that. It's true, no it's not. Give Luke a house tour? Brother, Luke lived in his
house for a month. He doesn't need a fucking house tour you twat.
Ro, can we play? How much longer to the game chat? I don't feel good. I might have
and stream and get off. I feel
sick.
I'm running.
I want to watch Rekai play. But chat. The thing is chat is Rekai good.
You see where
I was right. That's mine. I don't know if that's yours.
I don't know what it is.
Okay, cool. Click that.
What the fuck happened to your Kai?
He looks like Gobbo.
Rekai, come here.
That piss we have, if you shoot yourself, you can heal yourself.
If you shoot us, you will revive us if we're down.
Okay.
Alright? Yo, reinforce this one with me, Fennel.
Reinforce the other side.
Oh, my hand.
Yeah, yeah, Rekai, come here. Rekai, come here.
Real force is fast fast fast. We're going to come through there.
Okay, we're kind of working this way. We're kind of you see this right here.
Put your ability, but I think you can place them on this door right here.
Come on.
We're going to use your abilities.
What abilities chat ladies everybody in the chat.
Can I get a w period in the chat?
We are a period for today.
So I'm going to be some pickles just so I can get my cramps to go away a little bit.
Okay, I didn't get the hatch. There's a hatch in this area, I think.
There's no hatch. There's no hatch.
Hey, mate, are we working for the snap, bro?
Well, Kai, you have to learn how to use your ability.
Phantom, you can show them real quick.
Hit the middle of your mouth.
Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this nigga right here?
I'm back in. I'm back in.
Oh my God! Oh my God, that's a car.
We got a real agent. Come here, agent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah kill the car
What's your drone you need to use your ability to cut
Boy I'm going about it you owe a hundred K to charity. How do I owe a hundred K to charity?
Please explain that to me, please explain how I owe a hundred K to charity
You're opting out. Yes, I had an opt-out clause in my contract that it was three months before I could opt out.
I said it in the stream. If you didn't hear that part of the clause, it's your fault you should have a lawyer read over the contract.
Dumbass. I can't find the video because their bond is deleted because it was so long ago, but it was in the clause.
Come on Rikai, come on Rikai!
Shoot Rikai, just shoot.
You left, I'm not saying you're using that, you're not saying it's totally true.
Shotgun, aim down sight, aim down sight, Rikai, aim down sight, on your left, on your left Rikai.
Oh my god, I'm scared!
Come on, Rukai. Come on, Rukai.
Close enough. It's fine.
All friendly is world limited.
Okay, Rukai, you have to learn your ability one, okay?
I think it's your...
You have to click your mouse wheel in.
I think that's your mouse wheel.
You see the... You see this quote on your mouse?
You're not going to like that more, like...
You know, dead ass making me sad right now.
It's fun to try.
dead-ass just in these chat talking shit
saying this saying that like you have a
lot of stress going on my life and I try
to push through every day but you guys
just keep making it worse right now dude
I'm gonna hop down it's okay it's not a
big deal I'm my period I'm just a girl
happy being I'm just a girl I'm on my
period not the best move and I'm
just a girl so please come inside
guys and just a girl and my period
The game just started and it was not a good move.
What?
There are no questions.
What?
I was doing a tribute for National Women's Day.
You're taking a challenge.
Oh, it's charged?
All right, come here.
Put it back on.
Here, I'll give the chat an e-mail to do while you do this.
Son.
Can they hear me?
Can they hear you?
Can you ask more of that Siobhan in front of you than all of them?
That's not true.
It is so true.
Okay, can you just do one first?
No, it doesn't hurt.
Okay, go.
You have both of them?
No.
No you don't.
Why are you scamming?
No, I'm not going to lie.
Bruce talked about bureaucrats being so bad,
but they won't do a simulator.
They're scared to do simulators.
I've seen it all.
No, you can't talk about it.
I've seen it all.
Wait, where is the room?
Someone be emmusing you open the Xbox.
No, I do not.
I don't know anybody in Xbox.
All right, are you ready?
I'm ready to pee up.
Are you ready?
Go low, go low, go low, go low.
That's one.
I don't feel anything.
That's two.
I don't feel anything.
I don't feel anything.
It's four.
Five. You don't feel anything at all?
Are you out?
You're good, it doesn't hurt though.
This is the one I went to, seven.
Yeah, keep going.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Wait, you girls can just casually take a 12-period cryps?
It's uncomfortable.
Is this what a cramp feels like though?
No.
Yeah, it's on level 12.
Wait, do the 30.
It's 15?
He's going.
This is level 20?
Ow, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Fuck, ow!
Was it turned off, sir?
I could probably do more.
You wanna try?
Give me a second, give me a second, give me a second.
The most it feels like a cramp is 20.
You have to do 20 to kill what a real cramp is.
I'm not doing enough.
You have to do 20.
Because, and if that's honestly not the worst,
like I used to in school when I had my period,
I used to cry and like curl up in the ball
I have to do level 20 to feel what a real cramp feels like yes, I feel like that's fair
Wait, is 20 the highest?
No, I want to set I want to set me
No for me. Yes, we're not put it
Okay
She's just touching my dink.
She's just putting it on my...
Okay, right there.
Wait, what about this one?
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
Okay, good.
All right, so you're saying I have to go to level 20
on this in order to feel what a period grade feels like.
Yeah, so let me do it though.
No, let me do it.
Let me do it.
I want to be on the control.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm on level five right now.
I'm going to make sure.
Level five?
Okay.
Intensity.
I'm going to go up to seven.
That doesn't hurt at all.
It does.
You're a weird shit fighter.
No, I'm not.
It hurts, okay?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I'm on 10 and one.
I don't know if I can go to 20.
I'm so serious.
It hurts so bad right now.
It actually hurts right now.
Bro, it's like a, it's like.
It's fine.
10 felt like nothing.
Oh my God.
How do you, oh my God.
How do you guys do this?
Okay, I'm gonna go to 12.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm going down, I'm going down, I'm going down.
Oh my God.
Oh my god!
What is everything?
I'm not a sissy, chat.
Is a bomb out of the wall?
Goat 20 for National Women's Day.
You have to.
All right, I'll do it for like a second.
Okay. I'll do it, ready?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I can't even do it. I can't even do it. I can't even do it. I can't even do it. It hurts too bad.
Oh my god. Once I got to 18, it literally hurts too bad. I'm such a little bitch. I'm such a little sissy.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
It's not that bad.
Like 20 is probably...
You gonna try?
No.
Come on, try.
No.
I swear I...
No.
He won't do anything.
But you're always gonna pay me to do it.
How much do I get in pay?
Well, I mean, you just try to just play in a 180, so you just try to go like...
Have Ron do it.
Maybe not that important.
Okay.
Yeah, that is insane. I got to 18 jabber. I'm gonna be honest 18
I
Where is he
Wait so you don't 20 felt like you said level 20 felt like a how I cramp actually feels
Yeah
I think probably like 25 would feel more like it.
Come here.
But it was very uncomfortable.
So today's National Women's Day,
so you are about to see what a period feels like.
I actually like what it is.
So take a seat in the chair, okay?
I'm gonna hide the screen and put this on you
or you can put it on yourself actually.
Dude, it's so hot in here.
Oh my God.
Okay, we're about to find out who's being dramatic.
Marlon turned up.
Is it a separate thing down here?
You gotta put it right here.
You gotta put it right here.
I'm gonna put a light here.
So like, like light here.
No, no, no, sign this, sign this.
Yeah, like that.
No, okay.
Okay, and then I'm gonna view this one on the other side.
I'm not looking.
I'm not getting, I can probably see like.
Like just right above, yeah.
Okay, ready?
No, no, no, please don't do hard.
I'm not.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna slide past you, yeah?
So this is what a period,
She said level 20 feels like an actual quit.
No, just go slow.
Go slow.
Yeah, I love you.
It's just level five.
Oh, level five.
OK, I'm going to go slower.
It's level seven.
Dude, it's just shocking me.
Don't teach hard.
Oh!
Why are you moaning?
I kind of like you.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are we at?
You're at 12.
This is no actual period for it.
I'm trying to, yeah.
Why are you moaning?
What am I listening to?
This is 15.
Oh, shit.
This is 15.
Oh, shit.
This is, oh!
17, there's only seven, there's seven.
Oh!
Okay, look at that, that's what I got to,
that was 17, I got to 18.
Oh, look, I'm going, okay?
I wanna get 20.
Oh, I got a feeling in my ass.
Okay, you're at 20.
Oh, I'm 20.
Oh
No, fuck I don't
Sure, this is funny. I feel we should swap out the things
Yeah
Ooh, get new stickers, because it's a little gay.
It's a touch of a little gay.
Ooh.
That is not what it feels like to be on a cramp.
20, 20 it does.
But that's not a cramp feeling.
That's more of just like a shocky.
If he was on the right spot, he would go...
She said it feels like a cramp.
20 does.
That's a 23.
It's pretty good.
What are you doing, you said you were sitting at the 18th.
What are you, Morrowind?
What are you doing after?
What is pain?
Today is the first day in the start of the Lacey Locking Challenge.
Over the next six months I'll be doing three major things.
Dieting? No drugs or alcohol in getting back in the gym.
I cannot eat fast food. I cannot eat candy.
I'll be going to the gym five out of seven days of the week
And I will not be smoking any weed and I will not be drinking any alcohol if by June 1st
2026 I do not drop from 210 pounds
You can't wait for someone to like edit this and then just put it into a montage of me smoking weed drinking alcohol
and eating like
175 pounds. I will donate $100,000 to the charity of your guy's choice
So let's go over the math here, right?
Let's go over the math here.
Let's go over the math here
because my goal is 175 pounds by the end of June.
Right now, I started at 210, I'm down to 198.
So I've lost 12 pounds in three months.
So I'm actually, believe it or not,
on pace to hit my goal.
Believe it or not, I, Lacey, am on pace to hit my goal.
I'm on pace I'm on pace which is why I'm cashing out the bed and I'm opting out
I'm I'm on pace and I'm now opting out of the bed
What do you see you have it yeah yeah yeah yeah when do we play
You should have stuck with Mac, all right, watch this, FaceTime Mac.
a FaceTime call to Mac.
No answer.
He knows you're a waste of time how am I always someone who lost over a hundred
pounds of waste of time like y'all need to genuinely look at yourself in the
and just like figure it out real
Not given a hundred can charities yet not get I have a opt-out clause. I'm halfway there halfway through
It's called the opt-out clause same thing in contracts get off that halfway if you perform well. I have an opt-out clause
I'm not a scammer.
I'm not a scammer.
What the fuck was that?
Yo, when do we play like that ass, Moe?
I think legitimately, yeah.
I think Rick Hyde might be the worst player I've ever seen in my life.
Neutral, he's going totally...
Oh, that's very, very nice.
Blackboard man.
Jess, send me the...
No, I was going to leave her to me.
Jess, send me the bracket.
I think he's actually worse than that.
Fandam did good, bro.
I was impressed by Fandam.
And it was a shoot at home.
I'm telling you.
Fandam did good, bro.
I'm sorry to think you actually took ozempic you how did you lose a hundred pounds but can't lose 15 more rather
Here's the thing is people in the world nowadays
They think that ozempic is like I
Don't know I don't know way
I don't know how people in the world think ozempic is like a magic leaf that you take and
You can eat whatever you want and you just lose weight. That's not how it works
Ozempic suppresses your appetite. It makes you not hungry
hungry. So y'all say that I eat everything? Completely contradicts me being on Osempic.
Completely contradicts it. Y'all say, oh, you eat three meals a day, you eat five meals
a day, you eat two dozen calories a day. That completely contradicts the fact that you guys
say I took Osempic. So how does that work? You guys think I have a fucking magic potion
that I took that I bought? You guys think I have a mini pot that I bought that
you lose weight no bro no what you kissed a wall so I kissed a wall and lost
100 pounds. Nice. Can somebody please send me the fucking bracket? Can somebody please
He said me the bracket.
Thank you.
Silky, Sina, and Joe.
Hold on.
Are they good?
No, we don't have time, we don't have time, we don't have time.
No time.
Back at 23, if any four meter guess.
Bro, that's not always good, it's just one more thought.
Why?
You know we always have things to show off about candy?
Yeah.
Joe is good?
So we win.
Well, Marlon, I actually need your lock in, bro.
That'll be honest, can you please get a kill?
Are you touching my period pickles?
Is this taking the fucking boots or fucking boots?
Are you touching my period, Pickles?
These are from my period, I saw it.
There you are.
Very good.
Stop touching my pickles.
Sorry I'm moody, guys, I'm on my period.
I'm just a girl.
Fuck, you're getting so stressed.
He's looking you in the eye, eating a pickle.
I feel like it's taking the boots of a monger.
You want some pickle?
Are we playing yo, we're up mark
I know we play silky sinner and Joe I think Joe's the only one that's good
We have to win this game, no matter the largest deep-throating pickles, bro.
Bro, at least try one.
I did try one.
Try another one.
Game time.
Game time.
Ron died?
What do y'all mean, Ron died?
Game time. Game time. Ron died? What do you all mean Ron died?
You rocked my son. Like you should have rocked dude. Oh my gosh.
Ron just died.
He's living right there. Who is rubbing pickles on my back?
Stop putting pickle juice on me, bro!
That wasn't me, though.
It wasn't me.
Yeah.
Huh?
I'm putting a tamp on him before we get him.
Wait, how does that work?
I'm gonna be honest.
What if I own him all this shit?
Have you ever seen a footballer, actually?
Yeah.
Oh, I haven't.
I'm done.
I'm pulling up.
How does this even work? You put this part in the vagina?
I'm not putting it up anymore. I'm not going to put her a tampon in the stomach.
Oh! And it fucking pops like a little cotton ball.
Yes, yes.
So, you want to take a look at those birds?
And this is just filled with blood?
Wait, wait, put in the people.
Do you just want to expand?
Yeah.
No, it won't.
Oh, science experiment on natural women's safer periods?
Mom taught me.
We keep it in the, we keep it in it.
Oh, my God.
Look how big it is.
Look how much it soaks up.
So when this, when it gets blood on it,
it soaks it up and then it expands.
Wow, that's a weird experience.
That's not bad.
That's disgusting.
They give you full blood.
That is sick.
Come on, come on.
That's actually sick.
like
air for now
how do you be falling out?
I hear the common thing for you
we're eating tampons
what?
oh shit
where are you going?
we're eating tampons
what?
what?
oh shit
I didn't get invited to anything is he lying
the real viewers in here so this is perfect I didn't even get inviting
most of you now yes we do I gotta do anything here or not really holy shit boys
It's got to be in the chat boys
You're a bot type of kekwa. Hey, I'm not gonna win this whole fucking thing. Oh, he's actually getting done
All right, give time. I'll give time. So apparently we're going against
Are we ready? Yes, are we ready?
Everybody
Everybody right?
You missed one.
Re-routed it from the box.
Everybody.
Fuck me.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Chat semifinals.
It's time to fucking lock in.
I ruined, you ruined it like everything.
Okay.
Everybody.
Yo, Jason, maybe stop fucking singing and let's get to the fucking game.
Yeah, now go on, Jason.
We are.
You're not in the game.
What do you want me to do?
Jerk off?
I know you have an invite
Bro y'all have you're telling me have I said it about you
My goat I buy sitting about you
Yeah, I'm inviting them bad news. I got bad news. What's the bad news? You know what what what?
Silk he's got to go in 30 minutes
I'll just open cases, bro.
Wait, don't worry, we're not going to knock this round right here anyway.
We're not going to knock about anyway.
You know what? Just win.
Yo, where does Silky have to go?
Lacey, I invited you. Marlon, I invited you.
And what else do you have to give him?
Oh my God.
The three people on the right are going to click on them.
Shadow, sit up better than Marlon. She definitely is, right?
Invite, invite, invite, invite, invite, invite. I'm gonna accept it like I accepted my sexuality.
Alright. Here we go.
Yoooooo! Please, tell what the big 50 gift dude!
Yo, J.C.
My good golly, you deserve a nice, fine liquor while tonight, boy.
He just cancel the a long last dude
Yo, yo, Marley, can you swap teams?
That would mean
Quick space
I don't know what the fucking switch to our team
Tell JX that we should cancel the 24 hour bro
Come on. Tell them
there you go boys wait who's on Joe's team chat who is it oh my god listen
with the 15 gift in I want you to clap my cheeks listen thank you for the 15
gift in your road to first kill I'm not gonna kill no you have not you
Thank you for the 50 gifted!
Why are y'all saying what?
There's no way you just collapsed your ass.
You just got a text from a random number calling me to hard R.
Yo, how do they have your number, bro?
Well, that is fucked up, bro.
That's fucked up, bro.
That's fucked up, bro.
We got an L-texture in the jet?
I'll fucking text her bro. Actually, no, that just made my night fuck
Do that shit again, baby
Yes
You just texted me the hard R.
That's not me.
That's not me.
Are you serious?
Nice, nice.
No, Marlon, Marlon, look what I just texted you.
Hey, fully just texted me the hard R.
I'm not going to lie.
Marlon, look what I just texted you.
Ron goes right after talking about I'm going to fuck your ass off with a hard R.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Not when I run.
What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'll literally show him.
Go ahead, show them.
Oh my God!
Listen with another 50, Captain!
What the f*** is that?
I've heard of it on YouTube.
Thank you, listen!
They've earned auto with my drawing.
We give you a few more!
Thank you for a 50!
It's a hard one. Like no go.
Why do y'all put question marks in the pause in A.O.'s?
I got an appreciation on a guy with something in his head.
Good luck guys.
This is gonna be fair now you guys are playing level 200 right you guys should actually have fun
Guys
Focus focus
We go Lacey. I can see that ass from the front. Why do I have every time I get to a game?
Well, because my chat is so fucking lovely and they're just having band you're just sitting over there sadge. I'm being sad, bro
Well, they've been ace
That's fine. I could play Duke of Art honey. I
Think I'm gonna play Chad. I'll put Jack or buck. Yeah, I'm letting you know right now
But any of us died a fucking sinner. It's an instant boot off the team. Okay. That's how good voice voice
We're on Jack away buck or game
Everything
Look guys, you guys aren't playing fucking level 2 weapons anymore, right?
You guys gonna have fun? Good luck. Good luck guys!
5 seconds to insertion.
MISTIM GAMES IN!
Yo, where's he's at go?
I'm gonna get my pro pro stuff today boys.
Man, fuck you, bro. Man, fuck your fucking ass with this.
Oh fuck.
Alright, fuck your relationship.
What the?
Can't you and a bitch grab one at him and fuck him?
I lock in voice
My drone tech way
I'm not gonna lie this one. I don't want to be low pushy
In the cap can cap cans
Hey socks and socks, that's me. That's me. That's me lock in lock in voice. Well, it's really your camera down
I don't have a fucking relationship, you bitch-ass motherfuckers!
Fuck!
Hey, watch out.
I don't have nothing, bro.
I have nobody, bro.
Fuck!
I'm in some damn city.
Sit down and jump on a fozy!
Nice, it's an easy win-run, easy win-run, easy win-run.
He's locked.
I have a free kill if they walk.
We have a lot of time, boys.
Where is Marlon going on the map?
Where is Marlon going on the map?
I'm sorry.
They walk we have a lot of time boys. Where is Marlon going on the map? Where is Marlon going on the map?
I'm smart by skin. I'm smart by skin. There's a cameras, bro. This camera's bro.
Bro
No, I'm roasting my first kill with a fucking- oh no, I didn't mean that.
That doesn't hurt.
I don't know what it means, but it sounds a lot of like a scene.
I
Want last operator standing last one is it's it's enough
I want that what I want I want I want it I want it. I want it. Let me have it
We have we have we have we have we have we have
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, what are you doing?
You're going to get blown up.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, don't sell my shit, bro.
Don't fucking sell my shit.
Road's your shop, barbed wire.
Fuck you, dude.
Like, we almost lost a fucking sinner, dude.
Yo, you got to bend the explosive shit, dude.
I've been in a...
Company of your horny as a cat.
Good bait.
Good bait, Chad.
Good bait.
Let's bend Ace.
Let's bend Ace.
Hey, Ron.
your bait though. It's gone. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
I'm on. I'm on. I'm on. Not bad, kid.
Triple one in the chat right now.
All right. You might be the worst player ever. Not bad,
chat. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
This player got a good player here. Chad, you could compare
us to one basketball player each who would it be? You're
kind of like like scallop.
Oh Scalabrini that's not a bad that's not even that shouts
That's not even that shouts. I don't even think Ronald Scalabrini is a bad guy.
Scalabrini brother Scalabrini is the fucking code dude.
We got to tell you Scalabrini in the chat.
What are you playing? What are you playing?
We're playing the New Orleans Shanghai Sharks.
New Orleans Shanghai Sharks.
Triple Tony Snow?
They're the 20 month cumulatively so.
Ben Simmons, Josh Giddy, J. R. Smith.
They're saying Josh Gitty J.R. Smith and Celtic Shaq protect the bomb
So chat what is what is this dude? What is that? Oh?
I
I
Got one right here marks all three mark right here
All three
All three they see there's no mark. I'm marking all three of the cameras all three are marked all three are marked
They have no clue where the cameras. I don't think they'll find them bro. Like
You're supposed
I'm in the tank, dude.
They see they're still in my balcony, I can't work for them.
I'm gonna read us like five of them.
Activate them, what does it do?
What?
What?
Mine activated.
You just fucking shot me, you fucking punk.
You just fucking shot me!
You just shot me!
You scared the fuck out of me.
ZOOD!
You scared me!
What the fuck?
You're not scared!
You scared me!
You just fucking sucked me!
That was go-to reaction time!
That was actually go-to reaction time!
Bro, you scared the fuck out of me!
How the fuck did I scare you?
I don't know, I look...
He actually won me three.
What do you play on site? I'm not even getting it.
My aim's still clear.
Oh, that's my fault, I should've killed my soul friend before.
Why would you fucking...
Why would you fucking...
Why would you be a watchboy?
an hour and a half
Oh my god
Please stop crying for 45 seconds, bro. I literally said my bad Marlon's a whole shit, bro
Geez, Louise you're doing bad vibes for what bro?
Guys, I'm telling you Joe is a problem on that team y'all killed Joe
No, Marlon was sitting right behind me while I was on Kim's and I look behind me
What the fuck do you think?
Because I saw one of them enter the building so I thought you were the fucking enemy
Buddy, it's okay. You guys are still in this game, bro. It's tight. 1-1, tight 1-1.
I think if y'all could keep Joe under control, I think y'all win. I think y'all win.
Silky hasn't done shit.
I forgot the old shit, dude.
I forgot Silky was playing.
Marlin, okay. I'm not trolling Marlin. Don't take this the wrong way.
Marlin, have you gotten a kill?
No, he hasn't done a turn.
Not even a assist.
No, I don't even think he's shot his gun yet.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Martin Martin, you have not shot your gun today.
He screams Kyrie and ran into the fucking building and died.
Well, we're all two fucking killin', you know, shut the fuck up, maybe.
Martin, have, wait, Martin Martin, have you or have you not shot a gun?
Oh, he shot his gun at nothing!
Shot a gun, yeah, at least I'm not a man.
That's a good deal.
Shot a gun, that's it.
I was just gonna shoot him right now.
Yo Chad! Yo Chad! Be honest, is Ron Silly here?
No, I literally said sorry instantly!
Hey, our teammate's running in right now with the bomb, bro!
And you're saying it's fucking me!
What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
They're icing me, they're icing me
Oh, right here, man!
Oh, you just ran in with the bomb!
I'll do the right end!
I'm gonna bait her, I'm gonna bait her, I'm gonna bait her so she's used to trying to kill me.
Lacey, I'm gonna try to kill Sid in here, okay?
Mars, I'd like to have a word with you after this round.
The defuser in VISTA care.
Yeah, I picked a bomb.
I've seen her.
And I was gonna peek, but I pressed the wrong buttons.
I pulled out something.
Be quiet!
Oh, okay, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, she's a hugging bomb.
Don't go in.
Not a good idea
One's right to my left run
We have to become a god. Trust me please.
Hey mate.
Let him kill me if anything.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Fuck you.
Come on bro.
We had a cross angle.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Martin.
Then ran back into the site and died.
That's the sin.
Wait, should we do lions?
Should we do lions?
They're trying to scan us.
Martin, here's what I want you to focus on.
Martin, look him.
Martin, I'm going to tell you exactly what to do.
You're going to run him with a shield, OK?
Martin, look at the character.
That's not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
Not bad at all.
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
Martin, look for the character that says, uh...
Oh god, it's so deep in here.
Montaig, Montaig, you see Montaig?
I might do Bandit, chat.
I'm gonna do Caviar, okay?
I don't see Montaig, no.
I'm gonna do Caviar.
I don't see Montaig, no.
Shut up, you're such a barb.
I said I don't see Monta no okay I said play Clash
oh real? oh no she's hurt
I'm not gonna lie we're fucking going to the finals baby
this is insane
secure the bomb is there you going to the fuck oh what the fuck is this is a cross
force and shit
hey chat how did this work my footsteps are just dead ass silence
alright dad's gonna get our first kill I'm not kidding I'm getting my first kill
I'm back I'm not being so serious.
We're also on first kill right here.
Fire.
Not forward.
Located above.
You ready?
We're on the place.
How are you following me?
Go back up!
Let's work together.
Please, go back up!
Yes sir.
I wonder how to place it, Jack.
Push your- push your mats down and lose the four points.
Oh!
I- I actually can't play on my own.
I'm serious.
I
Nice position
I
Know idea
If I said
Shot the troll Marlin. Yeah, I told me to shoot them. Yeah, I know but you can't scream
Where are you?
I don't know.
I don't know exactly where.
I gotta have a such a good setup in here.
Shh!
Dumbass bitch.
Boys, they got two of me, two of me, two of me!
No, I knocked one, knocked one friend.
Oh, no!
Eddie!
What the fuck?
What's the ox one knocks you're right you're right fuck
What's your right more
One of them okay one of them got revived with a 1hp you could look he clutch
I need no panic though, I don't know where you are.
I like this kid down to 15 seconds one of them's one shot us on him
Lacey all bullsip inside you are I'm Lacey I'm very impressed what you do level four player
natural gamer, natural gamer, natural gamer bro, I could see it, I could see it
wow it's like my type of shit
that's my type of shit right there
Martin what did you just say?
bro, Martin dude, I don't even, what is it, what is it?
Martin, we're gonna send you in, this time we're gonna send you in, okay?
I'm gonna tell you exactly, I'm gonna tell you exactly what to do, you ready?
Martin, I think they're just using you as a UAV dealer
no Martin, Martin, Martin, don't click anything
Marlon, click, click, easy vehicle entrance, listen, listen, look for a player named Blitz, do you see it? It's a yellow icon, or Montaigne, Montaigne, on the top right, top right, top right, choose the top right, top right, it's locked, it's locked, okay, dude, then do the Blitz, do Blitz, do Blitz, I don't have Blitz either, oh my god, wait, what?
How do you know is that a nuts you don't have that face a lot?
No, I have fucking hyena
Morning step up the gifted go to Lacey. I'm 7-on-7 up
Yes, I'm seven one K gifted coming soon from who for me, bro. I got you
Well, they run blackbeard.
They need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Hey, do you have to use? Do you have to use?
I have to use? Like, like...
Five seconds before the church.
I have to use this.
Well, it's really dangerous. I didn't get my chance.
I have to use the bomb.
Hey, one more kill. Here we go. This is it.
I know this is right here. They're all upon them.
All tracks are insane.
How about I go get one, shut that door man.
I don't have to get it.
I don't need sleepwear.
I'm gonna put them in the stuff shoes.
I need to get shoes.
Thank you, partner.
They upstairs or no?
No, it doesn't look like they upstairs.
Someone's there.
If they're too long, I'll shoot them.
Thank you, bro.
Okay, one's right here.
Got bomb?
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
Side door frame work.
Yeah.
I'm gonna throw another drone out.
Just stay here.
Yeah, I'm going to.
Hey, no one's in this room.
Listen, this is the room.
What is instantly to the right right here?
Lacey, instantly to the right on bomb.
He's nearly swinging.
Instantly.
They're gonna swing.
They're gonna swing.
They're gonna swing.
Ready?
Watch.
Get stuck.
Whatever it is.
I'll push, I'll push, I'll push.
Marlin, run in there, Marlin, run in there, Marlin, run in there.
Right now, right now, right now.
Marlin's right here, Marlin, I'm gonna scan, look. That red scan.
Go run and shoot, go run and shoot.
Where am I gonna flash, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ready? Ready?
We're not bombs, you're going, going.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Got one?
Bro, he didn't even, he just stolen me.
He wasn't even a flash bomb.
So what's the flash for Lacey? You got the flash.
Bro, he just shot me for the flash.
I
Y'all are in the finals. Congratulations
Y'all let's have a little meeting in Laceville real quick. Let's have a big meeting
Is he playing who played who are we gonna play against
He is not here.
He hasn't been here for a while, you know, you know, you know, Papa is that, you know,
he's on the chat.
You can see one case, we're going to play XQC, either XQC in the right or squishy.
It should be fine, though.
Like, where's Lace?
Is Lace, like, AFK?
Apparently, they made squishy play controller.
Your grandma...
Your grandma were fucking working.
Holy shit.
Shit is way good.
Holy fucking shit. That just made me mad.
Come on, since my game is just chatting before I commit.
Fleecing with the fucking motherfucking...
50 GIFTURES!
I'm not opening cases.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, ready?
Yo, boys.
Yeah, son, son, yo, boys.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's coming, he's coming.
Oh my god, Lisa, another 20.
Get back.
Get over to the cell.
Jeez.
Go downstairs, Lacey.
Brother, I am downstairs.
What are you saying, dude?
It smells so good.
I literally am downstairs.
Chad, I don't think I'll understand how locked
I truly am for this tournament.
Like, I'm sitting here dead locked.
like y'all can see I'm a natural gamer like I can't I don't know what's funny to
me is I came into this shit and I was like to the child like yo guys like I'm
a natural gamer I'm gonna come in I'm gonna go crazy and everybody said ah
son and then I fucking pull up to the tournament and and I just proved that
I'm a natural gamer, I'm in.
I generally think I could be a siege pro.
Packs are no.
So dude?
Yeah.
It's going on in here.
Just chill, wait for the next game.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You actually took down the pictures of us.
What pictures?
You didn't ask to take down the pictures of me and Ed.
How do you even think here?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
We're not fucking funny no dude.
We're not even gonna believe you.
Why are you having this kind of fear?
But it doesn't matter where team bro did you're Smith's they'll get a ring exactly here's what at least me like a shot
Yeah, you haven't done anything. We actually like and when he play the best in the final will ya in the sniff
Who's playing right now X2C Aiden
X2C loads
Yeah, it's XTC, Loser Ray, Squishy, Wiley, and Zlick.
That sounds like a good team.
Yeah, I think it did.
It was good.
Yeah, it's a team of genitals.
It was a good pattern, kind of a kill.
Bro, how am I supposed to go?
Oh, I'm doing a bit.
I'm giving that one.
You understand?
Bro.
Bro.
That team's the same.
They're actually good.
I need to find the area where they are here.
I need to look here.
I need to look here.
Okay.
Are you?
Okay, I'm going to leave.
You got this?
You got this?
You got this?
You got this?
I'm not worried.
I'm serious.
You got dude right?
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
He got him.
Oh my god
I'm fucking starving
I'm so hungry
I'm starving
I love you
I love you
I love you
I think we need to get all the food.
Oh, Sam.
Oh, you're fucking new sponsor.
You got food in there, buddy?
Huh?
Yeah.
Wait.
We got more than minus five thousand hours, buddy.
Hello.
Yeah, we do not drink that.
Well, the G, I think you're just going to put on a face.
Oh, it's a loose, loose.
Wait.
Oh, God.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Look
We have much better space right
No
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I didn't try to let you down.
You know what I'm talking about?
You don't get it.
This is a little pasta.
Dude, I'm so hungry.
What's that for?
Can you eat it?
Should I try it?
Open it.
I'm going to eat it.
Mark 7th.
What's today?
What's today?
What's today?
What's today?
What's today?
What's today?
Mark 7th at 5 p.m.
Come on, come on.
Wait over here, come on.
Sound better, more to me?
No port of pizza?
Why is it twice circulating?
That's a pain, isn't it?
Is it bad?
I'm not at all.
It's not bad at all.
No, sorry.
What is wrong with you?
That is disgusting.
You're all right.
Oh, jeez, don't.
Damn, I'm so hungry.
Hey, who knows what whose drinks that is in there?
I don't know.
That's just been there.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I think we got there today.
And today?
Yes.
You got there today?
I like the pump thing on that.
Instead of the throne.
I might need that to talk about the whole lot.
Look at that shit.
What are you talking about?
It's like rips.
Who would make rips here?
Moves.
Moves, yeah.
Warming it.
I made them prongs.
That's right.
I wouldn't make it if I had it.
No, I wouldn't red cook up this much poop.
Yeah, where'd he put that?
I
Still eating that fucking cheese bread
Yeah, I see.
You mean about an E?
No!
That's a good one.
That's a good one?
Yeah.
Yeah, give me a phone number like that.
Yeah, give me a phone number like that.
Damn.
I told you.
Yeah, that's actually a pretty shit.
Pretty shit?
Yeah.
Right?
It's over.
Yeah, that's over.
I don't even look good.
You shouldn't even read it.
I'm not putting it on.
Okay.
That's good.
I'll write it in here.
I'll write it in here.
I'll write it in here.
I'll write it in here.
What are you doing?
You're very interested.
Are you fucking...
Whoa!
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
So the three of you that's in the final, can't get this through?
What are you saying?
This guy will be good for us.
Cold foam?
Yeah, we're gonna have to do it this way.
Can you show it to me please?
You sure? Do you have a little piece each?
Do not. I always take those first.
Do you know how old I am?
Hey, are you dead?
That's cold foam, by the way.
I actually used it on the door house.
Make it on the bottom.
You may use to build it says March 9th, 2026 down every month today
It says the best day is today
Why did not like
I don't like this. I'm not gonna buy it.
I'm not gonna get down to you.
There you go.
I can't fucking see you.
Fuck you!
Now that's up.
Now that's up.
Okay, there we go.
Now that's up.
Yeah, Marley, put the camera over my face.
Okay.
HIGW cleaners.
He's just putting it on the ground.
He doesn't clean it.
It sucks it up.
It's called the wingers.
He got it.
You want to try this?
See, we're doing it from the back.
No, no, no.
No, come on.
I'm gonna take the small two old ones.
Small two old ones.
I'm gonna drink it.
This one's good.
Cold bones are good.
Mark?
Basically look you like this.
You wanna try it?
Come here, come here.
Oh my god.
Why am I so high-pitched today?
Why am I so open-ended?
I'm open-ended.
If I do, you throw them off me.
I'm open-ended.
Come here.
Come here.
He just said, oh my face.
I'm not open-ended.
Come here.
You put it in your mouth.
in your mouth. Stop being weird with your clips bro.
I don't want fucking whipped cream on a cake.
Well you got time.
Hey!
Okay ladies, try this one. This one's way better.
I'm not trying more whipped cream.
No, this one's on my soul but I'll let you hold the bottle.
This one's way better.
December 28th, what?
20, 25, six months old.
Oh, I'm not going to try it first.
Oh my God.
That's really bad.
Boys, boys.
I think she said ladies, y'all.
Y'all think she said ladies y'all like my boy. Yo boys
Lace just stayed all good, but
Ladies you got
Oh, good voice.
Oh, good voice.
Oh, good voice.
Oh, good voice.
Oh, good voice.
Oh, good voice.
Oh, good voice.
Oh, good voice.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
You're going to eat so easily.
I'm taking my grandma.
What did I tell you about talking to your grandma?
She's scammed you because you have free legs.
Scammed this shit all day.
Your number and I saw a lot of it when she's a big good you and you he's no chance
What's the matter?
How much do you have?
How much do you have?
How much do you have?
You like this?
Now all American boys?
Bro, quick before I fucking beat you.
I need to attack this.
Now all American boys?
Alright, let's try this again.
Oh, what's the missing?
You know what's actually crazy?
I've never tried a white credit show before.
No, I don't want the food that you guys to put your hands all over no
Wait wait wait you got you got the hook
You think you can go think of us like pigs?
Yes.
You know what?
He's not 45 loud.
I guess we're back after this.
Are you going to be cultured with our hands?
I mean, that's not cultured.
You know what I mean?
You with your hands?
That's like nothing new really.
What?
Hey, we've got problems with winter shit.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, I know.
What is that?
What the hell is that?
Is it good?
Is that what you were saying?
Yeah.
I got two reformers now.
I got two reformers now.
Two reformers now.
It's a party in the mouth.
It's a party in the mouth.
I want to put a party in your mouth.
Oh my god. It's a big party.
It's a big party.
It's a big party.
All right, I might see you boys tonight.
I just want to...
Who's one?
I'm D. Brad Mark.
Big and big.
Hey, let me see it.
Can I have a voice?
Dude, what the fuck, bro?
Oh no, I'm not!
Yes, I am.
What?
What?
What's the word for grandma?
What does that mean?
Oh, no, nothing bad happens.
Hello?
So, make sure everything's good.
Is she good?
Yes, she's all right.
Yeah?
Yeah.
She's not crazy?
She's not a cruise, so hopefully the boat doesn't sink.
I think that's a good one.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, funny spot.
Yeah, I saw Jason go in there and throw her ashes all over the floor.
No, no, I was just going to remember.
Oh, what happened to your grandma?
She died like two, two months ago.
Oh, wow.
I remember.
Say it, correct?
No, no, no, the old age.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, true.
Yeah.
Wait, is this the second grandma?
Yeah, she was like, June of 1996.
What the fuck?
You know, fuck.
But what kind of sack?
I went to go see her.
I said, hey, Grimmys.
She asked who I was.
Because he had dementia.
I got laughing at that rule.
What happened?
She was getting emotional dementia, Alzheimer's.
I went to a surgery.
She didn't.
I went to a surgery.
She was at a nursing home.
I got her flowers.
She asked my mom, she said, who is this?
I was like, I'm your grandson.
You know, remember, you used to spend the summer at your house every summer.
She's like, no, I don't know who you are.
She died, she looks like it.
I haven't actually died in my grandma.
How about an octopus?
Oh my god, no.
It's an octopus.
It's an octopus.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
The story about like, you losing your virginity?
How'd you lose your virginity?
Oh, and up here, you ran?
Well, not to lose your critical.
You dropped him off.
He's better.
What the fuck?
Okay, how'd you lose your virginity, bro?
I don't know.
I got taken, I got taken advantage of.
What?
What are you talking about?
I'm not laughing.
I'm not laughing.
I'm just saying we won't get trowel right now until I'm out alive.
There's my most traumatic story.
Hold on.
Hold on, I'm not laughing back.
On everything someone in my chat was just saying something.
All right, I'm actually fine. I'm actually fine.
I put it back in my pocket.
All right, bro.
Every time I'm talking about traumatic stories, this is my most, like, traumatic one.
I've told you this two times.
I don't know what I want to do.
Well, I lost my rear end before I drove on me.
And I gotta tell you the answer.
My friend, how'd it go?
She took a denture in the back of the leaf.
How old were you?
I was 12.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
How old was she?
Hold it.
What does that mean?
I'm 14.
She lives a good life.
Are you serious?
Oh my God.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Come on.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I love you so much.
I've never seen that.
I've seen that.
I've seen that? You're not taking a seat or a sit on it.
What do you mean?
No!
No!
No!
No!
All right.
I love you bro.
So, what's your information?
When I was younger, I looked like I got a piece of it to be serious.
This one, I always had fun now.
So when I was younger, in second grade, I went down the slide.
And basically in second grade, during my playground era, it was like 12 o'clock,
I walked down the slide and I sat up. It was like a long slide.
from like here, I mean serious and when I got to the bottom of the slide I was like
cheering and girl went down face first and she hit my ass. No I'm serious. I remember her name, her name was Amelia.
I'm serious she hit my ass. I started crying. My uncle used to suck my earlobes.
What happened? Every family event, my uncle would come to see me and they'd say in the chair,
I said they didn't eat was on you. My uncle would come up behind me. No no, not the uncle.
It's fucked. It's a problem. Hold out how my earlobes suck at your car.
I'm one of the most...
You guys got hit both at the same time. I'm so serious.
You just watch mom.
Imagine this is my earlobe. You walk up, go up.
And pinch my nipples at the same time.
I'm so serious. That's fucked.
This is so fucked. This is so fucked.
Yeah, but that's it.
You fucked that uncle, bro.
Like, did I do it?
I would have mom said it.
And I used to talk to my dad.
I used to talk to my dad.
They would get out of the shower by my dad.
And I swear, because it was his house.
He would walk around naked around the whole house.
And his dick was like, I vividly remember his penis.
And I've been traumatized since I was a kid.
I'm serious.
You'd walk around the house naked, like butt naked,
like down the stairs, up the stairs.
They're strong now.
Yes.
You got any trauma stories you've got?
Well, I think it was like eight maybe,
and I was just looking at how I'd like pee for myself.
Ha!
At eight, I thought you were eight?
Dude, I thought it was some of those,
And um, what are you, so, no, I'm whipping it up, whatever, and I remember my grandpa
was there.
What?
That was, no, he was there like one other day, he was like Christmas time or something,
he came in there and since he saw my dad, hold mine, to help me pee.
to help me pee. Okay. Can you describe what that means to help you pee? My dad was a
help me pee. So he would hold it for me so I would know what it means. I was like, okay,
that's my dad. And then I think my grandpa felt like he had, like, the dream to go
under and see some Christmas.
I'm sorry. That's crazy. Did you get in his doors? I mean, since we're getting
all out I actually um I was a bed wetter. I slept with my mom and went to bed until I was 12 years old.
That's okay. I remember sitting like Saturday at the bed, I was sleeping with my mom's bed and I would always, she would always be sleeping on the floor because I would pee if I wasn't like sleeping by myself in my bed.
Slept your mind.
Like if I was sleeping in my own bed by myself I would pee every night.
That's well.
Yeah, like 11, 12 and then.
I have like extreme, I have similar story, but I have like extreme constipation where my mom would have to take her in my ass.
I'm serious.
I'm not going to excuse these guys of me and put her pointer finger with gloves in my asshole to dig out through.
I'm serious, this is a story. I'm not trying to.
It is, it is super exciting on these stories.
Oh, it's 13.
My grandpa didn't grab my shit.
I believe I'll be dating a boy.
Let's go get a drink.
How did you get here?
Is it unhealthy though or is this good for you?
It's really good.
You're talking to each other.
I'll have you put a bottle on the table.
Here we go.
You need a bottle on?
I'll have you put a bottle on the table.
What are you doing in circles and almost shooting you in?
You almost shot me in his head.
Yeah, Jinx, you don't worry about your fucking high ground throat, bro.
We're making a 3-1 comeback right now, okay?
Alright.
I'm back.
My fault, Chad.
El Ego, what happened?
Oh, I got to call her.
Tara, are you still here?
Fuck.
FaceTime Tara.
It was 20 minutes ago.
It says eight minutes ago.
She's not answering.
Hi, Lacey.
Sorry, thank you for the subs.
You're welcome. I'm in Maryland right now
and I'm with my little cousins and they're like,
Oh, let me say hi.
Hi.
I did not ego, I did not, hey, what's up?
Hi, nice to meet you.
How you doing, man?
Nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you.
What happened?
Nice to meet you.
I can't hear you.
What are you saying?
Are you in a stream?
Yeah, I'm live right now.
Tara, I did not ego you.
Listen, I didn't have my phone with me, so I did.
How am I going to reach that?
Hello?
Hello?
You've been hanging out with Marlon too much, maybe?
No, no, no.
I have not.
You guys coming to my party?
What day is it?
This is my cousin, Leona.
I'm gonna say hi.
Hi, Leona, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
So cute.
Are you guys coming to my party or what?
What day is the party?
Next month.
It's on Monday.
What's like the date date?
The 16th.
It's late at night?
Mm-hmm.
Come off the street.
Okay, I'll come.
Okay, bye guys.
Is there gonna be an open bar?
Yeah.
OK.
Thank you, Charlie.
I'll see you then.
Of course.
All right.
Bye.
Does it?
Chad, yes.
If y'all want to come, you guys can come.
I'll send y'all the invite, Shane.
If y'all want to pull to the party.
If y'all don't, I just want to pull to the party.
Wait.
Who's better win this?
Who's better win, Chad?
I bet.
So they said in the.
Is there other way to go in?
Let me see.
most by the way your q8 set of basement so they're going to be on the bottom floor
yeah yeah yeah
that's the top floor
move go
you see anybody?
most that's the top floor
I bet
most that's the top floor
I'm going to be your hotline
so y'all don't want to go to a party because I'm going
I actually think I actually close has like a five I talked to me
I'm the total uh... Rashman?
My...
They're so ass.
A lot better if you just take some...
Yeah, what's the name of the orange?
This is lame. This is lame.
Oh, shit.
Squishy kill.
What the fuck is that?
You guys are so...
I just opened the door.
Is there an A-Charge and a Fireblier?
20 seconds.
Oh, I'm going to go.
We just got back from Vegas, and I'm not doing it.
Those motherfuckers are you!
Those motherfuckers are you in the kitchen!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, they lost?
Of course we're in the kitchen.
Everyone's doing a fucking house store.
Loads, I mean this with the up most of the staff.
Oh my goodness, I don't know what the fuck.
I mean, we're gonna, what?
We're doing that, we're doing that.
I mean, we're never gonna win that again ever.
Loads, I mean this with the up most of the staff.
Do we beat them?
I think it's over because the other guys had to do over no no the other guy I do over they
They replay the set, we need you to replay the set.
Los, kid, you hear me Los?
That's all I'm saying.
Yes.
Yeah bro.
Los, take your Xbox and just burn it.
You are fucking me.
I've heard of my Xbox, like you burn your eyebrows, bro.
I'm not doing this.
I don't care about these games.
I don't care about these games.
They're flooring it, this is what I do over.
Yo, I want to get my input on that.
I didn't play that game with Los.
Better than what, bro?
I'm not kidding.
Yeah, better than Los at what?
We need to go.
I was not in the kitchen, dude.
They look tasty. They have two knives, bro.
Look at how fucking they're like.
They lick your pretty skin.
They're so nice.
Why are they nice to those who wins?
You've been a big deal about these guys.
I'm gonna kill some guys.
They're a better team of pros.
I think, uh, three.
I want to be clear with that.
Level ten goes to those.
Is that a max?
Lowes, you do get that, bro.
There are good gamers and then there are bad gamers.
Yo boys, you ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Is everyone in the chat locked, bro?
Or about to fucking take all my championship under our belt?
I'm so locked.
What do you think it's been kind of free in the chat, maybe?
Is the black ice good?
Is this good?
You look like a cock. I don't really know what that means
But thank you
I'm so I'm so fucking fired up. I'm so ready. I'm so ready
I'm so ready. Yo, I'm dead. I'm not even kidding. We're about to ask
We're about to put belt to ask in this tournament. Watch this
That's a good question
Jack can you guys answer that if you saw me on the street for the first time ever is your first time ever
Seeing me as a human. What would you guys like? What was your first thought about me?
I got a lot of positivity in this chat.
Fat pig.
Land whale.
Oh, it's on.
That's huge.
Yo, guys, it's finals time.
Y'all ready?
Yo, Jinxie.
I'll be ready, bro.
Jinxie, is it best of three or just the same thing?
Best of one.
That's the one.
That's the one of the finals.
I would have been best of three,
but I got open cases.
I gotta go up in cases
Roll to one kill here we go. Come on. Let's get it. If you don't get one kill
I just want to like call those
Jinxie. Yes, I bet
He just bet 5k with Ray. I'm basketball, I think.
Can't really call him, can't really call him.
Chad, this is what a FaceTime was, I was going to FaceTime.
He's donated, fuck yeah.
Carlos is so fucking chopped, bruh.
Chad, am I crazy to think that I can carry us to this win?
I think I'm the best player in the lobby, I'm so serious.
But I don't want to sound delusional.
Yeah, we can be R6 champions here tonight.
We could we are going to be our six
Oh my god, I mean so when we talk like that
I got some rewards squishes really good. Yeah, but I feel like I'm better homie stayed
Why is it like that homie stay wise not homie stable worse me sure well because there's back in this day
There's a dude named Ricegum. I don't know if you know who that is
Basically used to call me the homie stayed and that was what I made my nickname off of
So squishy is squishy better than fucking homey gave who like compares squishy skill level to somebody else in the tournament
Like someone's taking me out of here, bro
I see my bathroom
Today is National Women's Day and it's also the 67th day of the year.
Just want to point that out, boys.
My good colleague.
It is the 67th day of the year.
So when is National Men's Day?
Never. No one cares about men's feelings.
Wait, there isn't... wait, there is not a National Men's Day?
No, there's a National Men's Health Day, though.
Oh, that's good, guys.
Fuck that means we don't just get a National Men's Day, though.
You guys know like when you're like depressed and then you can't talk about it because then you're like a pussy or something
Yep, real you'll have a bit about you
See right there wrong that's the problem
You know what I'm saying that's how I tell don't you see about your trauma? Yeah
What are your traumas more to talk to me do
We were trauma-diving on each other in the kitchen before this game.
Well, if y'all could just be quiet in the mic, so that's how they say I run.
But yeah, I mean, I got taken to Manchester when I was 12, and I lost one of my dreams like that.
I don't know why people are laughing in the call. Who laughed?
Is he allowed a chuckle?
They're not even in the camera.
No, I thought you were talking about your grip, or I thought you were talking about your grip, that's why.
Well, I'm gonna grab ahold of my dick when I was peeing, or what?
I'm so sorry.
I didn't...
All right, let me...
I didn't have...
It was just Ron...
Ron laughed out of nowhere.
That's cool, I got ya.
No more of him.
I'm sorry, dude.
Your grandma held your penis when you were peeing.
No, his grandma's dead.
My grandma's dead.
That's my...
No.
My grandpa.
This grandpa grabbed his shit, bro.
I started fucking playing with it.
All right, all right, no need for that question.
Your grandpa?
No, my grandpa didn't play with my kids.
Essentially?
No, honestly, I mean, you said your dad used to do it,
so your grandpa just grabbed it.
I haven't said I got the invite or no.
Yeah, bro.
First of all, I'm so sorry, bro.
Yeah, I said you knew about it.
I appreciate it, bro.
Oh my god, that's his idiot.
You know, it's not going to be a big, big, tacky, hand-in-hand voice, trauma.
Come on, Tracy. Congratulations. Mrs. Finows. Tell the story about your dad. Go ahead.
I mean, I just talked back to my mom one day after school, we were in the mudroom,
my dad grabbed me, jacked me off against the wall.
It's normal.
You've got to know, like, you could report this to, like, the authorities, right?
This is, like, not even legal, bro.
You guys should have reported this when it happened.
This is, like, illegal shit, bro.
Do you think I've never done it?
You've never gotten jacked off by your dad against the law?
No.
I've never gotten jacked off by my dad against the law.
So you've never gotten a trouble with a kid?
It's the bad news.
I think the law is bugged.
All right, I've gotten in trouble, but like I've been spanked. I've never been jerked off against my I did not say I'm sure
Jack. Oh, what jacked off? What's the difference? It's when they grabbed it like a holler
It's a wall that is sensitive spot James. Come on
Wait. Oh, he just pressed you. Yeah, Jackie. I'm just wall
Yeah, I'm finger my ass. Oh my god
You guys are like victims, dude. You realize that?
Yeah, obviously I got taken advantage of and I was thrown. Of course I didn't.
So, Marvin, is that unrelated or related to the penis grab while you were peeing?
No, that's all there is.
Really, bro? That's just weird. Now you're trying to categorize it?
It's just trauma, bro. It's just trauma.
I'm saying separate instances.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, separate instances.
Yeah, of course.
Okay, it loses her genius grandpa. So wait, Lacey, I'm gonna see you in England, bro. I'm gonna see you in England
Wait, you're the only Jixie? Yeah, yeah, I got a money for that. I got a money. Oh
Yeah, yeah, have mine. I got you. Wait, how are you gonna stream it? What if you take a day off, bro?
Is it the end?
No, I'm gonna stream. I'm gonna have a set of them out there. I
Might do like some IRL football streams before though because I'm gonna be out there for like
I see. Oh, yeah. Um, we can
play it out. We can play it
out. What do we do? What do
we do? Lost in London, boys?
Yeah. What about lost in
a leg and see how you were
supposed to do? That's coming
soon, too. That is also I
think. What would I thought
you said to clear that, um,
schedule out on that week,
the lost in another way.
What would have happened if
I ended up having to shaving
my head? Or even like, now
that thing about supposed to
be hog rider by the way if we do lost in London we'll get shanked we should do
I don't know we wouldn't we want to do a stream where me like everyone around us
we all wear Rolexes travel around London and first person to get their
arm chopped off with how do you win you just bleed out like what is the win
awesome little say James James don't ask don't you don't even want to know if
you don't know that's good okay look bro
marlott wait no rod you're gonna be in England Lacey gonna be in England
Martin, you better be making it.
He's going to do it at the end of the party.
Martin, you didn't get invited to the match?
No, of course it's not a problem.
It's not good to have this.
It's for the good of the players.
That's why.
It's for good players.
Martin, I heard they were only doing
attractive people to see her.
So they got me and Lacey, Ron.
That'd be some sort of joke.
A dad got it in.
No, they only got it in Margaret.
Martin, I only got it in Margot's this year.
So you have no fucking eyebrows
and you sit here talking about margot's, huh?
God damn it.
Yeah.
It's enough.
It's enough for you, okay?
It's enough.
You know what's crazy, Jingsy?
I'm pretty sure it's like a thing
if you don't see any like regrowth in your eyebrows
after the first three weeks that they're never going back
and your shit looks the same it did three weeks ago.
He used to play rock any like four days ago
and I was having sex with him in the background.
All right, what the fuck?
Yeah.
You ever have sex or not really?
What did you say, Martin?
I was asking if you ever have sex on a regular basis.
No.
To be honest, how much, what do you beat your dick to, Jinxy?
Ron, I think this is the fourth time you've asked me this.
I feel like you're gonna switch it up, though.
I feel like you get bored of women and you switch it up.
I'd be honest, but you all have your beat your shit and you never get asked.
If y'all have girlfriends, how do you beat your dick?
Isn't that like, oh, like, yeah, exactly.
I don't have any more, but when I used to look at it,
I was like, I'm asking if y'all ever used to look at dick.
Bro, you see how the girlfriend to its body below is a knot?
Is he not have like a girlfriend?
Yeah, that's all AI bullshit on TikTok, dude.
I saw you in the TV.
Everything you see.
Look, bro, point blank period, bro.
If you have a girlfriend, you're not really, you don't do,
you're not supposed to do it.
Okay, so what do you beat your shit to that if you're on a girlfriend um, I don't go right Ben stop Ben stop
So you probably have a fucking crazy nut ready. Oh my god
Oh, you bust one that and what is gonna be like a volcano eruption that shit now
That shit actually might cause damage like it lands on something
It might start walking
You just started walking, you're fucked.
Oh my god.
Bro, do you guys ever have like an existential crisis about my...
Is that me?
Like, you know what I'm saying? Do you ever like sit in like your bed and then you just think like, damn, like I'm just going to be reduced to dust in like 60 years?
Alright Jinx, you ready to go?
Yeah, I just kind of like live like in the moment.
All right guys finals good luck.
Good luck, good luck.
Here we go, come on.
All right, what's on the line bro?
What is this, a thousand gifted?
Yeah, remember what I said?
I said the winners, the winners of the-
I think you should set a hundred grand.
No, I might get out, serve or meet yourself.
Let's hide my end, oh my god.
Hide mine, the winners are getting gifted.
We don't know the amount though.
The winners are getting gifted.
I'm still figuring it out with my accountant.
I'm pretty sure it got over 500 gifts at least.
I think Jinxie's accountant has like a heart attack, bro, for making...
Like, bro, what do you do it, bro? Oh my God, you're making so much money, you should give it away.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
Hold on to this fucking...
Yeah, he's hogging...
He's hogging all of it, bro. Like, he shares some. Like, did I ask?
True.
Alright, boys.
Hi, man.
I'm gonna go to the street.
Alright, guys, good luck in finals, dude. I'm gonna go to the...
Wait, he's gonna pee again.
You're not even washing the fucking...
Dude, yo, he's peed, like, nine times.
Yeah, I think he's gonna pee a lot.
There's got to be some drug he does that makes you have to pee a lot wait these guys know our strats boys. They bet and lie on
Wait low key they know our straps
Blackberry is gonna come
Blackbeard
Let's fucking go
We're in the finals and you're talking about first kill
Wait, I think my games chose guys
I was just loading dude, you wanna hear some ASMR, listen, listen, listen, ready?
Can we actually lock him bro?
Everybody's got him yesterday, you're saying what we can't do is, but I think we can.
Let's go, let's come on, let's do it, let's go.
These are heroes who come villains boys and girls who come heroes.
Okay they got a mutt, they got a mutt, be careful going in, they have a mutt.
What is that, what is that?
A mutt, they have a mutt.
Oh I hate this man.
I hate this man.
Right, they're upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs.
Yes, they have a mutt, bro, they have a mutt.
Alright, there's barbed wire on the floor.
One has a shotgun, I repeat.
Fucking shotgun.
My game feels like it's only 10 FPS or something.
Fuck a line chat, for finals I don't think I hate this map.
I shout for good jobs.
I'm moving your fucking slow motion. What is this?
Hold on. Are you good?
I don't know.
Is he good?
He's good.
What is going on in my game?
One's one shot? I repeat. One's one shot.
I
Get ready
The camera or a drum you mean yeah, hey, they're low-key ass. Actually ask you go in there with it
I mean we're there
I got me
I need to fix the scheme channel. What are you doing?
What are you? Oh, no
Come on!
Quiet.
The defuser has been recovered.
There's no other way.
I'm more eliminated all-
What, we could have won that!
I'm actually getting nervous, I don't know why.
Wait, what are you doing? We could have won that!
Oh, my game's on 60FPS!
Let's go to, uh, Ginger.
Marlin, I don't know what to do. I can't, it's like super laggy. I don't know how to explain it.
I didn't even get to kill Marlin, I did!
James, was that good or not?
Marlin, I got, I got the kill!
Two things, Martin, you did not get the kill.
Ron knocked him and you finished him.
Wait, Jynxie, Jynxie, can we figure something out?
I'm like getting like, like my game's like extremely laggy.
I don't know how to explain it.
Okay, go to grab it.
Have mine?
Go to display, Lacey, and see if you're 240.
Come on.
Yo, Lacey, reset your game.
Yeah, reset your game.
Reset your game, reset your game, reset your game.
Yeah, it's a new bug. No, just reset. You'll be able to rejoin. Everybody else stay safe.
You'll be able to rejoin. You'll be able to rejoin.
Catcord, catcord, catcord.
What are you saying, man?
You didn't get the kill, bro. You didn't get the kill.
Marlin, Marlin, Ron knocked him and injured him.
You know, in Fortnite, when somebody gets knocked, Ron knocked him and then you finish the kill.
You're still in the hunt for a kill. Still in the hunt.
What the fuck, bro?
But Marlin, listen, that unbiasedly was your best round yet.
That was, Marlin. You actually played that very good.
actually took site that was your best round yet unbiased you actually were in a killing
position you just whipped a little man at the start but not bad not bad I'm gonna go
check on the other call but at least you should be able to speak tonight all right yeah I'm
waiting to load back in bro that was so I don't know I should you think I would have
killed him if that wasn't like that I think we might have this game you know bro I think
I actually would have won that round if I had my shit wasn't like you.
Yeah, for sure.
Thank you for the one bit. Use this on a bacon, egg, and cheese.
Thank you, bro. Thank you for the one penny.
Well, I'm not gonna bake any cheese right now though.
Imagine, when you have the right shoot, you've got a crouch.
I look at you and you're just running around with it.
They can shoot your feet.
If you crouch, they can't shoot you.
I'm not gonna die if you're a bro.
But you've got, you're closest you've gotten to a kill.
Hey, bro.
Brother, are you even trying, that ass?
Yeah, I am. Like, I've been...
We're in the finals, bro. We're done after this.
I'm literally trying, like, my best.
Ron for not reading dough knows bro look Arsenal winning the league not a bad shot boys
Arson was fucking go to hell. How are we looking? I say
They see you run 60 Hertz dog. No, it was like a fit felt like I was on 30
I couldn't even like a oh you were like screen-caring that's
A new glitch on PC
I'm gonna be honest you gotta kill squishy squishies pretty intimidating gotta kill
her like it's worse there it says it says lacy's like loading I don't know what's happening
It says Lacey's like loading.
High five?
Jacob?
Or like I think not.
Lacey, describe your screener now.
What's going on?
Black joining game at the bottom.
Rep.
Kekwaite.
Interesting.
Kekwaite.
What about school weight?
Like the punch of grace?
I have a question.
Are you chopped, Martin, you think right now?
well
well you know you know you know
blue bands blue bands blue
lacy pick it up
all right guys focus all right focus you're not out in finals to
we're not tripping it's one round
and they're out they look like they're terrible no troll they play terrible
there i'm not kidding
generally generally too
i don't play this listen boys boys
I'm gonna low-key sneak around the map, okay?
Okay.
I'm gonna play Caviar.
Okay.
Caviar like has like hidden footsteps.
Don't block the stairs, okay?
Go everything else, besides stairs.
Like you see this right here?
Look, I'm gonna...
No, I'm just like, I don't know how to fight it.
I'm just suiting the leg.
Still like that?
Ten seconds.
It's like I'm playing on 60 FPS.
Five seconds left.
Come, boys.
Boys, chill.
Bomb location, the arctic here.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
They're right here.
They're right here.
Ah!
I'll fuck a light.
Hold on.
use it if you have it. They're right here.
Ah! A buck of light! Hold on.
Explosive coordinates out in front.
Right here in front of you.
I'm marking them.
I
the window or the door or I guess if you want it doesn't matter
the other bunch are sitting there
I don't know what to do
so one tap
how the fuck did he just see me?
how the fuck did he just see me?
what the fuck?
bro this is like
The bond is being yielded successfully deployed
No, I can't fucking hear all friendlies have been neutralized
Bro, I've been playing this game ten years run shot for my like seven times and nothing happens. That was actually a monkey
That was unlucky
But you're you still lagging yes, I literally I'm just a little like 30 fps
I can't even if you already be saying your app. I actually don't know what would even fix that
You're not lagging your your pains normal your game is just caring they're saying good. He said hacked it to our main friend
Did you it's card?
You're getting like screen tears, bro. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. He's getting like screen tears
Jinx I think it's a smart yeah
I'm fine, but it's fine for everybody else though guys well run also shot a man
doing someone what oh yeah I did just yeah but it might have just been like
organ on PC which means it's fucked for everyone but Lacey's screen tearing issue
is different like Lacey's screen tearing issue is only happy Lacey how bad is it
like unplayable I mean it's not unplayable it's just it looks like it's
like you haven't played a game on like 60 FPS and then played on 240 it just
After this after this round, I'll pause try to reset your app again. I don't know what else
Wait turn your v-sync off. Maybe you're on like
Toggle it turned down four watts
Options go to options display. I have to
It's a FPS bug that happens in Oregon
Every
Let's do it. They said we couldn't do
I don't think y'all can see it on the screen.
are not even upstairs
i actually don't know where they are
I'm going down basement.
Where is it?
Look, I'm gonna try to like coach you guys a little bit.
I don't even know where the basement is.
They're downstairs.
Here we go, here we go.
Take your time, drone.
Oh, they're downstairs, they're downstairs.
I'm trying to coach all of them.
Boys, boys, I don't need coaching.
We're locked.
I'm going down, move, move, move, move, move, move.
Here's boys.
I don't know what you're trying to coach about, we don't know what you're doing.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, that's a wall we could break? Give me one second, boys.
I'm gonna, look at this!
What?
I can throw an H-sig on this?
Yeah, it's better blow than I do.
One more there, he's one shot.
I'm slowing down, I'm slowing down, I'm not attacking, I'm not being greedy, I'm not being greedy.
It's right in there!
I'm not gonna be greedy.
I can't see.
Look, we're all the same, it's one of y'all's fried journal.
What's that?
Do you want this watermelon? Have a trod?
I'll draw another one.
Oh, the fuck...
Oh, fuck, I dropped this shit on me.
What's up behind us, Chris?
Yeah, a lot of red fucking lasers in this bitch.
I don't even know how to explain where he's at.
She's through that door in that back right corner.
Doggo, doggo, doggo.
Well, you could look you right in if you want.
I'm just going to kill myself in GTA.
We got to kill him, right?
No plant, you're in.
Second blast.
I'm going to kill myself in GTA.
Second.
We got to kill him, right?
No plant, you're in.
Second blast.
I'm going to kill myself in GTA.
Second.
We got to kill him, right?
We got to kill him right?
No plant, yeah, second blast.
Nice.
Oh, this is really fucking horrible.
Run with a trampoline!
We might have a finals on our hands here boys.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
Might have a finals!
Marlin, piece of advice bro.
Oh, they're out, I'm not even kidding.
Marlin, try to always be aiming in.
aiming in I feel like you like have this concept like when you decide that you're going for a kill you run and then when you
Run you're not scoped in you keep dying try to always be scoped in
These are me. I'm more like a no-scope type of guy. So I don't even know what you just said. You're more like a no-scope type of guy
Yeah, no, it's like y'all I play kids. That's not going to work on siege
Yo listen listen listen listen, lock in! Listen, I'm gonna play I'm gonna play smoke here
just trust me just gotta actually no no no I'm gonna play frost I'm gonna play
frost I'm gonna put traps down where they can't come in they won't be able to
come into big windows we don't have to watch it unless they break it more like
in no kill topic I got a kill in like four hours or your stream five hours
yeah can y'all just fuck off you literally took my kill you lay down
You haven't got a kill in five hours mom sure, but here's the thing you could get a kill
I don't care if they wipe out me.
Whoa, reinforce!
There's only one here.
Mine's going out!
Bomb locations are secure.
Reconsider it.
I'm gonna make it.
He's not.
No, no, no, reinforce this.
Barrage!
That's not mine.
He's with us.
He's with us.
He's with us.
He's with us.
He's with us.
He needs to mark.
There's someone here.
Who just shot my team?
Barrage, barrage, barrage, barrage, barrage.
Set him to mark.
Who's shooting?
He broke.
I'm building
The other side play that other room, and then you'll be able to see through here
something happens
why would I want to see through there
okay yeah you're using my pass
he's shooting more than he's done
one's right, one's to my left
to try to drill
one's on the big window, one's big window
I know I know I know
I spotted by something, I spotted one, I spotted one, I spotted one, one is still big window
okay, okay, nice, oh my god I'm fucked, I'm fucked, I'm fucked, I'm fucked, I'm fucked,
I
Got a fucking question why do you like to literally laid down laid out on your
I
Want this game to be fucked in the butt bro like
Like how's it
Thanks
I know I didn't I didn't know
Marlon what are you doing?
Oh shit that's why I said my fault Retards
Obviously it was on me
Holy shit everything's bad
Be honest are you mentally challenged man?
Marlon oh my god I'll never I'll never play a tour with you ever again I'm not even kidding
You dead ass are just trolling
I'm not fucking trolling
You're not even trolling
I'm literally trying my butt off right now. I'm not even kidding.
Marlin, this is like, brother, this is bad. Like, I don't even...
Yo, James, what do you want right now?
Oh, brother, please don't.
I could, what do you want with my balls, anyway? Like, both of my testicles.
Like, I could just put my nuts on the controller and put down a cap,
then you would run into it.
Like, Marlin, what you gotta do is just survive.
My only advice is try to stay alive as long as you can.
You can't in Lacey. Okay. When you died is just saying at least this is over finally. It's over. Like I'm trying my ass off
Like Lacey you need Ron and Ron you need Lacey
JC JC when you're defending you can't grapple
No
They're upstairs
That's good news
They're upstairs
Whoa!
10 seconds to go
Tom, they'll be fucking flying in my bag
I need that at the game
What the fuck do I need to do?
10 seconds to go
I'm not that bad at giving to the angle scum
Why not insane?
Oh, wallet wallet
You are not even
You're not even on the low-key
I'll see how good, like that you are
Do you understand why we need to grab them?
Uh, it's just a game
This is his fourth window.
I hear a dare drone.
I have a drone. They hacked my shit.
Cheers!
Come on!
I'm ready we go.
Reaching with some
Okay
That room in big window hold on I see hold on hold on hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, they're dead ass, they're dead assed off, hold on.
Okay, literally big window.
Can you play it? Can you? Listen, listen, listen, come right here where I am.
Look, you see one? Go to one. Go to one right now. Please, please, please.
Go to one. Just go to it. Trust me, please.
okay wait wait wait wait no no hold your left as fast as you can okay I'm gonna
try okay okay okay yep that you're gonna hold on hold on just wait
and you're gonna stand in that corner or just stand in the corner okay protected
I
Marlin yes, sir Marlin Marlin like brother
You are like aimlessly just walking into the building and dying like Marlon just go next to your team
Marlon you have to please just play
Marlon you're like giving them a kill. It's like you're not even making them work for you. Just walking inside and dying
I'm like I'm gonna use my I'm gonna use my last fuck
1v3 yeah guys
All right, bro then hang it the fuck up like I don't
Marlon dude. I just hang it though.
Look, Ron, that IDL-ing, you need to keep doing that if y'all are gonna win, alright?
I'm gonna try to make a play.
I'm gonna try to make a play.
Try to make a play.
I'm gonna try to make a play.
Okay, it's a fucking video game. Play the game.
Ron, I don't think roaming is the play when you're defending because you're just stranding.
You're just stranding, Ron.
No, he's not stranding. Marlon, he's fucking stranding me with Nandling.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! Listen, don't block the main door.
Don't block the main door, okay?
I'm gonna castle everything. Just don't block the main door. That's all I need.
Lacey reinforce those two walls in the spot, you know where you came in where you just came in just reinforce those walls, okay?
Instilling that we don't have time
Reinforcing wall
Dreadmind out
Center of line.
Op-4 is located to bomb. Be ready for assault.
Op-4 is located to bomb. Be ready for hostile action.
Back up, back up. Go back to site, go back to site, go back to site.
All right, we're good.
Hey, what are those walls do you run?
You gotta like actually break them now.
I'm not. I'm not. Just if you don't show, I can, I can hold it. You're watching. Okay.
Now I can't see. I can't see it. Let me, I'm going to make a note. I'm going to make
I don't want to peek until he's in.
I have a thing above it, remember?
I can just...
My game just...
Mom, talk to me?
I think one's attic
I'm in corner, I'm in corner
They don't hear, they don't hear, they don't hear
I'll take down your hair
Oh my god, it's really hard to have me
One friendly operator remaining
Like from where? I'm literally hiding behind them
What? I was in another headshot
All friends have been doing actually how about that shot?
Wait, you didn't even hit up wait what?
That's a second time
Didn't even say it. Oh, that was damn much. He had
This game is ass wait, holy fuck
what the fuck that's the second time you killed somebody and it didn't register in
that in that finals
oh god on everything they're actually so bad wait what the fuck I mean I guess
I missed but did I miss I think you missed right there's no way not wait I
need a clip of that there's no way not a single bullet hit on his head there's
Zero way a single bullet in his head
I need both clips bro. Where was the other clip what the fuck?
Geez fuck it. I don't know. I know you should have seen the fucking. I mean I was watching spectating, but I swear you hit him
Geez bro. Oh my bro. Look at this clip chat. Look at this for anyone who didn't see
I'm so much like streams never dude
Wait, no, no go out. I'll give me the other clip too. Look at this
Bro! I got hit-
Bro! I got hit-
No, no, no, I missed the first bullet. Look at this one though.
Wait, I want to see the first clip. Someone sent me the first clip around shooting him and missing.
Wait, I need the first clip, bro. Where's the first clip? The first clip was actually like the most insane?
Look at this one. Look at this one, Chad. Look at this one.
Oh, Marlon, any closing thoughts on Rainbow Six each?
Any closing thoughts.
What a fuck would you ask me?
You played before.
Well, let's get to the stats, Marlon.
Chad, do we have Marlon's KD?
Hold on.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, no, just anybody has his KD.
Anybody?
So I'm pretty sure that you're not reading.
What am I watching?
You see the first one?
No, I unloaded a map!
What?
What?
Okay, so I have your stats, Marlon.
Are you ready to hear your stats?
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, sir, yes, sir.
So Marlon, in...
I'm gonna try to keep a straight face.
Marlon, three games, you had zero kills and 23 deaths.
Marlon, that is the worst gaming performance in human history.
But y'all got second y'all got second. Thank you for other one fucking second. I don't want fucking sick guys
Thank y'all for playing
Hey, Ron Marlin Lacey next tournament is gonna be on CS go way easier to understand
Do not put me in Marlin, please don't put me in Marlin boss. He's going so fucking easy
Please please please please do not put me on it. Bro. It's either gonna be
JC JC
Yes, I actually I actually wanted like you play you like played sees a lot what happened with the shot with wrong that I'm watching here
Yeah, so apparently this is something that I didn't even know but apparently on Oregon, right?
He's like a pull up on a stream. I can pull back up
Put up on the stream. Okay, bro. Look at there. Apparently
apparently I'm working on PC the map is like fucking glitched I don't know no no
no look at this one ready are you looking at this one I don't care about the
last the last look at this one right look look look look look now I'm watching
I'm watching I want to slide I want to slide I'm gonna put it in slow-mo though
here boys ready just just just watch or any California I'm watching now this
maps in Texas yeah so he should have had blood pop out I just counted he should
have had blood pop out I think nine different times and you didn't hit him
once that is the worst hit registration I've ever seen in history of the game
wait Ron play it again my check and see sorry sorry look bro chat please look
at this
eleven twelve one
nine
i think you shot him ten times run unbiased i think you shot him ten times
it takes three to get a kill
you did not die
all right
i'm gonna be set
and fucking complain and cry
All right, I'm gonna be all bravo to go with cases.
Are y'all playing with me or no?
Yeah, unfortunately.
Okay, so.
Why is Silkie alone in a discord call above us?
Boys, I just wanna say, like I said,
it's you on C as a goal man, that's my last race.
No, no.
Silk?
No, Marlon, Marlon, you killed that person,
that's the only one in the chat.
Marlon, the only thing you killed
is your fucking self, bro.
You did absolutely nothing for the team.
You actually, you dead ass,
like bro, you need to just take your shirt off
and post thirst threats, bro.
You are not a gamer.
You are the worst gamer I've ever played.
You might be, I'm not kidding.
Yo, Marlon.
You're worse than Max.
He's the worst than Max.
Yes, you're worse than Max.
You're worse than Max, I'm not kidding.
You are a thousand percent worse than Max.
I'm dead ass.
All right, so with that being said,
see y'all next weekend or no?
God no.
God no.
Well, I want to say, yeah.
What?
I just, I just, it's not that I'm a little cheating going
into the game, but you know.
Are you, is he trolling?
What?
Are you?
Well, I don't mind if you get asked this, you know.
really I'm not even kidding I want you verse max I'm about to host something for
you to bro it's gonna be a gaming on that if I hosted a gaming golf set up
it's like you win if I if I set that up I literally told you that last night yeah
at least some you won't do that last night and I will kill him like fully I'm
here five games 16 10 games all right how about this how about this how about this
me and Rob hosted gaming on this from you and Max and we side with one of you
guys and we run a lot of money out of it. I have no money on more than I appreciate
that. I appreciate a lot. So, um, yeah, I mean, I will take the home for a shirt.
Uh, I would bet I would live in my own $15,000 to have in cash. $15,000 of your
own money more than $15,000.
I'm just the world of favor what and myself jump over bridge what do you want
what else quit while you're ahead bro please if I could compare you to one
rapper bro be too fucking slimy yeah you know what you fucking love to sign
myself fuck you how about that
Can we talk about how Silky missed five flights to get back home?
It's literally like a 40 minute flight too.
I'm not going to go that far, I'm just going to take my bike and fucking ride on a flight
anywhere.
Come on, I've got a balance.
All right, good night.
Good night.
I have a genuine question, an actual genuine question straight up, what is the difference
between PACDRA and CS cases?
Like actual question, actual question.
You're opening cases to win things.
You're putting your money into open cases to win things.
I don't understand.
There is no difference, right?
Literally, is it?
Wait, okay, so when you open CS cases,
does it say what percentage you have to win each item?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, so you, so how's the industry?
You just, so you spend money on CS, open cases,
And you have no idea like the odds of what you could win.
Yes.
Maybe I'm freaking out.
Are you still in phase?
Brother, you're about three seasons behind, dude.
I'm going to take a tinkle real quick chat, I'm going to go take a tinkle, I'll play
a song while I take a tinkle, okay?
I'm down to half-on now.
All right, I'm back.
I did not wash my hands, no, I did not wash my hands.
In everything goes, I'll be playing deep too, nasty, how is it nasty?
Shad, I'll do an impact draw today, I'll do an impact draw... maybe tomorrow.
Oh, will it... oh my God, I just fucking ripped ass.
I just ripped ass.
We'll take the Rolex.
I don't think it's open.
I doubt our Rolex is open still.
Here.
When's the 25K card opening?
I'm doing the 25K card opening on the...
You know, Andre Pumpkin, thanks for the sub.
I'm doing that on the Ducey Esco cases with drinks.
I'm not going to lie.
If I'm ripping open cases, it's going to be unpacked here.
I'm not on it because I don't really care about the knives.
I
Arel go to Rolex yo dude Rolex is not open at 9 o'clock on a Sunday. I'm probably just gonna end chat
I'm really tired. I told you that barely got any sleep
I'm pretty sure like certain watches you have to have them do it I think
You know six shooter makes her to five gifty
game where I wish you won that tournament I really wish on the tournament but whatever
I'll go, I'm going to be live tomorrow.
I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow.
I'm not sure.
I'm going to figure it out, and then I'm
not going to be streaming on the 10th as I have stuff to do.
But I'll be live tomorrow.
W streaming a fucking chat man, a little seven hour
stream.
But like I said, I'm tired.
I barely got any sleep last night
because we had to drive home from Vegas
so I could make it in time for the tournament.
Shout out Jinxy for hosting that tournament though.
The CS go one, I've never played CS.
Should I get on CS for a little bit and see if I'm good?
Wait, what is it called?
I've never played CS,
so I don't even know if I'm gonna be like decent.
You think?
Fortnight to C.S. 2 cents.
Convert from Fortnight, convert to C.S. 2.
Wait, C.S. 2 or C.S. Go?
C.S. 2.
My Fortnight sensitivity is 8.
What the fuck is this?
We're gonna be so bad.
Am I? Yes.
They're gonna be really bad.
You can't spray in this game.
Yeah.
I'm about to try CS2 for the first time.
I have to do training today?
Why is there a wide-speed metal laugh on my screen, dude?
Hold on.
I'm probably in some sort of order.
Happy birthday, JD.
JD's birthday?
I'm playing against bots?
You know, my gifting sub, uh, alerts me through.
Whoa!
Oh, it's like Val!
It's you filling a football.
Yeah, it's really bad.
Wait, it's just literally ballerine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whoa, how do I get rid of this crosshair?
Well, I don't like this crosshair, but this crosshair is ass.
I'm going to change it.
How do I change it?
Can someone give me a good crosshair?
Yeah.
Well, I don't like this crosshair, but it's a crosshair's ass.
How do I change it? Can someone give me a good crosshair?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Got one?
Alright, I got to use my crosshair for sure.
How do I change it?
I just want like a small white one that doesn't move.
Wait, I can't change my crosshair?
I'm just getting a percent fake crosshair for you, you're so fringe.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Yo, I didn't get a gun though.
No, I'm good.
Well, they have guns, I have a pistol.
Chad, don't judge this round, it's not fair.
I have a pistol, they have guns.
Don't count this.
Wait till I get an actual gun in my inventory, bro.
I'm actually gonna be good at this game
Wait, can I get out of this training? I want to play real people
What do I play what do I play what do I play?
Diffusal group alpha
Yeah
What's that?
That's a great idea.
Here we go!
I got the best map.
Let's roll.
Telling y'all right now I'm actually going to be good at this game.
Brother, the thing about these, I'm actually just good at every game actually that I touch.
It doesn't matter.
Cheating the taco man.
Wait, where am I?
Wait, I'm on a team already?
My god.
Alright, I'll do Deathmatch. I'll try Deathmatch.
Yo, that was your feminine turn over here.
I'm not spending my money to open virtual items.
Match restarting.
What is this gun?
Can I get a different gun?
They can get the damn machine doesn't have a shotgun nice beat us it were
That's done I'm not even getting the spot in
This is so stupid this game sucks
I
Can this game like value
What's the best gun?
The A-kidder?
Move, move, go down, go down, move, move!
Keep your eyes on the target!
What's the AK?
It's a non...
It's not.
It's such an asshole, dude.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
come on this is just natural talent this is just natural talent
yo like the lightest game see that's got a copy valorate
Is there a way to hold scope instead of clicking?
Just like the guns like the way that movement is CS go to genuinely just copy Valorant
They even have a gun called the AWP
This game is just a Valorant copy and paste
I'm noticing that look I'm off now watch as I try to beat me ready
Take your gun buddy
All right, what's the best like a our gun?
A.K. or M.4. What is that? What is that? Where's that? Where's A.K.? I don't see A.K.
Oh, yeah, this game's dead as a...
Yo, I feel like playing Valorant.
I did actually a good play of Valorant right now.
This is like the Vandal right here.
This gun's like the Vandal.
Can they even have a gun called the AWP?
How am I just naturally good at every game I touch?
It's actually insane how it works.
Bro, why did CS2 just cost me value?
Can't value the game for it?
I don't like the scope on the off
You have to scope in twice for it to work
Champion is not bad I'm definitely not bad
I'm probably gonna be if it's a CS tournament of players of like bad players
I'm definitely gonna be up there with the good bad players
I don't know how to use.
I don't have a house back.
Does this give you a high skill gap?
Wait.
It does howl though.
It's been out for, this key's been out for a decade?
I
Yeah, it's like there's not much more killing in this game now.
There's not much mobility in this game. I'm one of the best players in the lobby. All right
Switch
Each team has different guns
Do the characters have abilities like that or not?
Stop killing me off spawn, you stupid little bitch.
I'm not bad.
Like my aim is solid.
Alright, there's gotta be a way to change the scope on the op to where it's hold to
scope instead of click, right?
For sure there is.
How do I do it, chat?
I'm telling you, once I do it, I'm gonna be the best aimer of the op.
up in the game.
Stick, why does it aim back to aim?
But I just knew.
How do I do it, how do I do it, how do I do it, how do I change that setting?
How do I do it, you don't know how to change the setting Luke?
It's a setting where when I scope in.
I want it to be clicked to scope instead of this hole.
Is that a thing? It wasn't in CS1.
You can't do that?
You cut it in CS1.
I don't know about this.
What kind of using that? You're ADSing that.
No, you can definitely put Todd along in CS.
I'm a demon at this game.
You never cut it before.
I'm actually a demon at this game.
To be honest, Chad.
Hey, Chad, I'mma get off, bro.
I'm tired, be honest, I'm exhausted, I need to get a good night's sleep, yeah.
I have one?
I wouldn't, I put a tampon in there.
Why?
Well, I was seeing how it stays.
It was a cool one.
But I love y'all, bro.
WC to the chat.
Everybody make sure to join the Twittercom.
We're doing a purge.
Mods, can we do a purge?
You know what?
Let's do a Twittercom purge tomorrow.
Purge all the people who've been inactive, and then we'll get some new people in
there, people who want to be a part of the community.
Make sure to send stuff to my PO box, and I'm going to be live again tomorrow.
I love y'all
I grew very above the stars, I'm going to Mars when I flow
Hand me a thimp and I'll get money and pay me head and nigga go
Gotta get used to this type of service, trapping through the bag, go
I just put a bitch in, bought another nigga home
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a-
you