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03-09-2026 · 9h 18m
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Hey, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good.
Can you guys hear me?
Hello? Can you guys hear me? Can you guys hear me? Can you guys hear me?
Hello? Does anybody in the chat hear me?
Can you guys hear me right now?
Why am I talking like that, bro?
You're muted, so I'm muted right now, okay?
So I said the next person to type one gets $100,000.
Oh, I thought I was muted though.
How come you guys are typing?
I thought I was muted.
I thought I was muted, but you guys are typing one.
Nice, nice.
So we have a bunch of fucking liars in the chat.
We have a bunch of ugly, stupid liars in the chat,
bro, I don't like liars.
One thing about me is I'm not a liar and I don't like liars, all right?
That's one thing about me.
I'm reading your lips.
No, you're not reading my lips.
You just lie, point blank to my face.
Girl, why are you a liar?
How y'all doing, girl?
How y'all doing today, man?
How y'all doing?
We just started off the stream.
You better have a good day on a stream today.
I hope everybody's having a good week.
What's today, Chad?
Hold on.
Today is a Monday.
Oh, I'm going to be honest.
Monday might be the worst day of the week.
Facts are no.
Facts are no.
Monday might be the worst day of the week.
Get a pendant for the chain.
Wait, should I actually get a pendant for the chain,
y'all think?
Like a little chrome pendant?
Facts?
No, Mondays actually suck.
Mondays genuinely suck.
I think the reason Mondays suck is because the weekend feels so refreshing from school
and from work and then it just kind of ends like a sudden abrupt ending and then you're
just stuck on a fucking Monday and you're getting in a weekend and it just kind of
sucks, bro.
It really does suck.
But it's okay, you want to know why?
Because we're all grown men.
We all have our ups and downs in life and we just got to sit back and enjoy the week.
But listen y'all, I'm sorry I'm live so late today.
I know I usually never know live this late, but I had, okay, we can all agree that we
have these kinds of nights, okay.
I was so tired yesterday that I went to bed and forgot to set an alarm and then
and I ended up waking up at 2 p.m.
Don't lie, we can literally all sit here
and agree that we've all had those kinda nights before.
Facts are no.
Why are y'all saying whoa?
Okay, so I know y'all see what is on the side
of the screen right now.
Okay, I know you all can see it.
Listen, there, I am doing a new form of ads, okay?
So at the bottom right of the screen, you guys are going to see an ad pop up here and
then during the stream, okay?
Now, because of that, I have reduced my ads on my actual stream that cuts off the stream,
goes to an ad break, so you guys can't watch.
So I used to be at like 16 minutes of ads an hour.
I put that down to 6 minutes of ads an hour.
So now, if you are a non-sub, you will only watch 2 ads per hour.
So I cut it by over 10 minutes.
All I asked is that when that ad in the bottom right pops up, you know, just watch it, no
you don't have to watch it, just let it sit there, you can click it, if you guys want
that would help a lot, if you're appreciative of not having as many ads, just click it
and yeah, just click out, it's literally all I asked.
But yeah, I decided to run, it's like a new form of ads that this company's trying
so we're gonna be running that, it's really, it's a lot better and only like covers
like this little section of the screen over here.
And because of that, I don't have to run 15 minutes of ads
an hour anymore.
So no need to sub.
No, no, no.
If you don't want to sub, you don't have to.
Nobody has to sub.
He's not lying.
It's like, how can you see this?
How can the anti-con see how many minutes of ads an hour I'm running?
He's lead mod.
Yeah, but yeah, this used to be ads, like 16 minutes and I lowered it 10 minutes.
So to all the people out there who get annoyed with ads, you are going to have to watch
way less ads all I ask is that you just click that little thing on the side of
the screen when it pops up and click out. Nothing crazy, nothing too much just very
simple and I'd appreciate all the people who show love so I can keep it that way
because the more clicks that that gets the more I can keep it that way and the
less ads I can run overall. You know it's not it's really not asking a
lie it's not asking you to buy anything not asking you to do anything
just you know when you see that click it if you want to support and yes it's like
a new form of ads so yeah but where is Ghana who the fuck is Ghana who the fuck
is Ghana can we see the signed Malik Willis wait something I don't have a
a signed Malik Willis jersey. What is a signed Malik Willis? Re-read that, bro. Wait, am I
a ill reader? What did I say? You see we signed Malik Willis to Miami? Wait, NFL Free Agency
started today? No, he did not. Bro doesn't know. I actually don't. I'm not going to lie.
I have not been on on like Twitter or anything at all this morning. Wait, can somebody did
a lot? Can someone send me what happened? Can somebody send me like a like a breakdown
of what happened?
Please?
Anybody in the chat?
No?
Look at NFL's Instagram.
They just post the trades on their Instagram?
I don't know if I like that.
Go to the NFL Twitter page, okay?
Almost just tweeted FL.
Not a bad tweet.
on some of the chat, wanna have a sweet talk?
Just a little tweet of the word FL, not bad at all.
Holy shit!
All right, I'm not going to lie,
I don't have time to go through all this.
Do we have a spark notes?
Do we have a spark notes?
I don't got time to go through all this shit.
Do we have a spark notes in the chat?
Okay, hold on. Michael Pittman is being traded to the Steelers?
OK. OK.
He's good you have no ball knowledge. I'm not okay first of all what do you mean I have no ball
knowledge not once did I say he was bad or say anything. I'm just thinking
This is the best receiver we could have gotten. Yo are there any Colts fans in the
in the chat, how like, is he that good though?
He's like an 86 overall in Madden, facts.
I feel like, okay, here's the thing about Michael Pittman.
And I do really, really like Michael Pittman, okay?
I think he's a great receiver,
but is he wide receiver one caliber?
No.
Is he going to be a receiver
that's gonna be good without a great quarterback.
No, but Steelers have DK and Michael Pittman.
He might be an elite wide receiver too.
He might be an elite wide receiver too.
He might be like straight up generally,
he might be an elite wide receiver too.
What is this?
Kenneth Walker signed to the chiefs?
What?
There's no way they just gave Patrick Mahomes the Superbowl MVP.
Oh my God!
So what's the Chief's offense now?
Patrick Mahomes, Kenneth Walker, they have a tandem backfield of Kenneth Walker and Isaiah Pacheco.
They have speed demons out wide receiver with sky more and
Rishi rice and they have worthy
Travis Kelsey is he so there I'm assuming tells he's not even cheesy. They're in a retiree stay there
Sky more isn't on the chiefs anymore
Here's the spark notes. Okay. We do have spark notes. 49er signed Mike Evans. Okay. I mean that's irrelevant. They're not contenders. Dolphin signed Malik Willis also irrelevant. They're not contenders. Travis Kelsey returning to the chiefs. They're contenders. Steelers trade for Michael Pittman Jr. Steelers offense looking phenomenal Aaron Rogers. We got DK Metcalf, Michael Pittman now Jalen Warren. Definitely Steelers are looking like contenders.
No one cares about that Colts extend Alec Pierce once again not contenders doesn't matter chief sign Kenneth Walker, okay contenders
Titans sign Wanda Robinson completely irrelevant Giants sign Isaiah likely
St. Sign Travis Etienne both irrelevant signings Ram sign Jalen Watson irrelevant signing Panther signed Jalen Phil.
St. Sign Travis ETN both irrelevant signings Ram sign Jalen Watson irrelevant signing Panthers sign Jalen Phil
All right, so the only two teams that actually
Matter in this first day of free agency is the Steelers and the Chiefs
It's not Elba knowledge it's not Elba knowledge
Tell me what I tell me what I said that was wrong about what I just said
The Raiders
Brother
Brother, what do you mean you forgot the Raiders?
The Raiders did not do shit that matters
What did the Raiders do that matters please tell me
They got Tyler Linderbalm.
Oh, I guess Tyler Linderbalm, I guess Tyler Linderbalm is making the Raiders a contender.
They paid 81 million dollars for a center.
In what universe are the raiders smart for paying 20?
Everybody click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click,
click.
Wait, I want to see how long it lasts.
How long does it last?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
How long does it last?
That's not bad at all.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Y'all can't lie.
That's not bad.
Yeah, y'all can't lie.
That's not bad.
That's actually not bad.
That's not bad at all.
That was literally like 10 seconds.
How do I click it?
Hold on.
How do I see?
Shall y'all better ask your lie, that was not mad.
I won't be honest, it's in chat, they can't click it, it's on remote OBS.
Wait rums, can we put the link in the chat?
link types in the chat, okay? Not bad at all. That's actually not bad at all.
You know, Rums, Rums, when did I ask you, bro? When did I ask you, Rums? Like, Rums,
you need to learn to keep your chats to yourself. You would mean a chat. We don't
care what you got to say or care what you, like, we don't care, bro. Like,
Keep your chats to yourself.
El Boss, how am I an El Boss for that?
All right, anyway, back to what I was saying.
Please explain to me why the Raiders would pay $80 million.
Oh my God, because they're gonna get Fernando Mendoza.
Wait a minute.
The Raiders might be cooking.
Hold on a minute, chat.
Because, chat, you guys really got to think about this.
Y'all got to think.
The Raiders have a vision.
They're going to get Fernando Mendoza.
He's going to be pretty good.
He's going to be very solid within the next two years.
Then they have Ashton Gentie, who's
going to be a top five running back
in the next two, three years.
Now they have a center.
Their offensive line is looking good.
They just got to get better on defense, bro.
Maybe side me at cornerback?
Not a bad shout.
Maybe side Lil Leia at cornerback?
Not bad.
Might have to actually put in the work there.
Why are y'all saying, uh, ouchie, I guess they're not going nine and eight?
I didn't say they'd do good this season, I just think next season they could potentially do good, in fact.
The new look giants offense, Jackson, Dart, Cam Stadiboo, Malik, neighbors, Darius, Slate, and Isaiah, like me.
Again, not everyone in the Super Bowl. They're winning a Super Bowl, y'all.
Alright, should I react? Because I didn't really react yesterday.
I have to fart, I didn't have to fart, oh my God, oh my God, I just want to ask, oh my
God, I just want to ask, Panther signed Kenny Pickett, so do you guys think that affects
anything?
Fuck you, why are you saying fuck me for, what are you saying fuck me for?
I want to smell it, yo you guys are disgusting, how many black shirts do you have?
The thing about me is I don't wash my black shirts.
Does anybody else do that?
Does anyone else not wash their black shirts?
No.
You're a weirdo.
How's that weird?
How's that weird?
weird. If you buy a plain black tea and you wash it, it feels different the next time you wear it.
So me, I get a plain black tea and I wear it once, throw it away, and then I buy another pack.
That's the meta. I'm telling you that's the meta. I'm telling you it's the meta.
All right. Let's get into the reactions because I have not reacted in like two days.
It's a money-waster.
I mean, I guess it's a money-waster, but you also have to look at it as like a pack of
black.
How much is a pack of black t-shirts?
Boy, maybe like $15 for six of them?
Right?
Like, come on, let's be honest here, chat.
Let's be honest here.
Let's be honest here.
20 bucks because you rich and shit no, no, no, no, no, no, look at this
This right here Haynes black t-shirts get a pack of a pack of five for $27
$22 for a pack of three come on now
That's expensive?
So let me ask you guys a question.
Straight up, straight up, if I actually went through with it and I dropped a black t-shirt
brand where the material was nice, they were washable without shrinking and changing sizing
and it was like eight bucks a t-shirt.
You could get three t-shirts for 27 bucks.
job I be honest 24 no no eight bucks is crazy is it though because you look at
all these like look at this $9 for a Walmart t-shirt $18 $18
$10, $24 for a six-pack, $22 for a three-pack.
I feel like it's not as bad as y'all are making it out to be.
Hold on a second, I wanna see if I'm allowed to say this.
Hold on.
I wanna see if I'm allowed to say this
because we have a tap-cap drop date,
but I don't know if I'm allowed to say when the next drop is.
No, I'm not gonna say the N word, dude.
Why do y'all think I'm doing, yo, genuine question?
Do y'all think I just sit here and fucking rip it off stream?
So y'all think I'm just sitting in my room, yo, what's good, Mark, and I just let that
shit fly off free.
Yo, Silky, what's up?
No.
Don't lie.
I'm not lying.
I put it across my heart, hope to die on God.
The last time that I said the n-word was in seventh grade.
I put that on God.
I swear to God.
Cap is not cap.
When I've said this before, when I was in seventh grade, I got really mad and I put
my head in my pillow and I just screamed every swear word that came into my mind.
And I'm gonna be honest the n-word came out. I was in seventh grade. I was like 13 years old 12 years old
That was about 10 years ago. I put my hand in my pillow. I said fuck shit bitch pussy
I don't remember what I was mad at honestly, I think I was mad at my my player from 2k
I don't remember what year 2k that was but I was really mad at my my player
Oh, there's the link.
Chad, there's the link.
If y'all are a non-sub and you guys want no ads, all you want to do is just click that
link right there because I'm going to be honest, the more clicks I get, the more money I make
from that.
Maybe I'll even be able to lower my ads even more, but right now, we're testing it
out with two ads running, so, yeah.
All right, let's actually get into reactions because this stupid ass shackie is fucking
distracting me, and you guys keep making me get distracted, I really don't fuck with that.
So please stop distracting me in the chat and let me work, okay?
Are you talking to me?
Yes, I'm talking to you.
Stop fucking distracting me, and let me work.
I'm working right now.
I texted the group chat, let me just call them and see if I can say it, I'm on stream
right now.
Hold on one sec. There's an ad running. Give me a sec. Give me about 10 seconds.
Yo, there's new ad systems fire. I'm not going to lie. There's new ad systems actually fire.
Okay. All right. I'm on stream right now. I have a question.
What's up?
Can I announce the date of the TapCaps drop? Or no, not yet.
I look here and you're leaking in the Discord. So yeah, you can.
chat the official date for the new tap caps drop the slime guy drop it's very
limited there's a one out of 102 golden slime guy that you can get it's more
limited than the last one so make sure you're there it will be March 15th six
days from now is the new tap cap drop I'm not gonna say what time you gotta
for all the tap captains are going to find out what time because I don't think we announced the time yet but
mark 15th there's going to be a very limited drop so make sure you guys are there it's going to be the same price as the other ones
1199 or you can get percentages off you buy
bundles but it is the official slime guy drop it's sick
multiple at once. I think it's going to be limited to one box per customer on this one because it's still limited.
There's literally only going to be like 30 equal conslaps in existence.
It's going to be a 10.
Okay.
That's fairs. That's fairs. Okay. All right. Thank you.
All right. All right. Bye.
Well, chat. There you go.
Make sure you, y'all come in.
Yo, why did you say, why did Ome stare?
Am I tripping or someone not just knock on my door?
Please lower the shipping cost to Canada.
Yo, I don't think y'all understand, bro, I don't think y'all understand.
For TAP TAPs, people think that it's like, oh, it costs this much, it costs that much,
it costs this much.
I don't think people really understand that we have to get it made, right?
Then we have to pay to get it shipped to our warehouse.
Then we have to pay tariffs.
Then we have to pay for all the digital marketing.
Then we have to pay for stuff like that big tap-cap in the back, for the announcing video,
for all this stuff, and on top of that we also cover domestic shipping in the United
States.
We pay out of pocket for shipping in the United States on things that are three or more.
So I'm sorry, at least right now, at this point in the business, we cannot cover the
shipping worldwide.
if you live in a different country,
like we, it says like we will be,
as a business model, it just,
it will not be like livable.
You know what I mean?
Like people think we're making this much profit margin,
this much.
Like if you actually understand the things of a business,
you know that like the margins are not as crazy
as people think when it comes to everything.
Can you shut up?
All right, fuck you dude.
fuck you off-stream lace what it lays to you okay
wait what happened I don't get it
Oh, it's late!
Just do it, just do it, she's going to do it.
What's that Gordito? I don't know what you're talking about.
Plaggboy Max starts throwing hands with a robot in China?
Go one two one two.
Why would you guys do another drop? I feel like you're taking advantage of us.
And don't buy one.
The fuck?
Like what?
Then don't buy one.
Yeah, I was telling you you have to.
Don't buy one.
The reason we're doing another drop,
and I told y'all I'm always gonna be transparent.
Always gonna be transparent.
The first drop, there was an issue with the warehouse
that packaged all the tap caps.
Like, there was an issue with some people
who ordered more than three.
So the warehouse, instead of shuffling them up,
just picked them up and put them into boxes,
like the factory.
So we had to refund every person who got duplicates.
So we refunded them and we had to leave that factory
because I didn't want that problem to happen again.
So we refunded everybody who got duplicates
and we left the factory, but with leaving the factory,
we had like a certain amount of tap taps left over.
So with the tap taps left over,
came the slime guy drop.
Came the slime guy drop, simple as that.
Came the slime guy drop.
So now it's a new drop and it's gonna be sick,
I'm telling you.
It's actually, they're so cool, brother, so cool.
Why do you talk a lot?
Yo, okay, now that's enough,
because now I'm gonna piss off.
Now you're gonna piss me off.
And you wanna know what else piss me off?
You want to know what else piss me off?
Please tell me how I have been telling y'all the PO address
for the last week.
And I go to the PO box, and this is what I get.
One letter?
Y'all sent me one letter.
Come in.
What's up?
Picture the window.
Picture the window?
Got it, yeah, for sure.
One letter, bro.
One letter.
We're broke.
Bro, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll.
Be grateful.
Okay, let me open the one letter.
This is to Drew and Lacey from Amanda Wall.
Dear Lacey, I wanted to let you know if we were still working on the JD Band, if you have
any questions on getting JD Band, you can message me at AQES on Twitter and of course
and throw a little VIP over here.
From, fuck JD, from Snowy and Amanda Wall.
So, I get an entire PO box opening,
posted a YouTube video about it.
Y'all said you were gonna send me stuff,
and this is what I end up with.
One fucking letter asking me to fire JD.
I might close the P.L. box, even a rope.
And the last time I got a big fucking dildo.
No, I've said something but it takes a while.
Maybe promote it.
Brother, brother, I don't know what you mean promote it.
All I can do to promote it is just tell you guys, why are y'all, no, why do y'all say
whoa every time it pops up on the screen?
I'm going to say this right now as well, I know you guys are saying I'm yapping, I know
you all are saying I'm yapping, but Ron told us to say whoa, okay.
Here he go.
Here he go.
I can't even talk anymore without you guys writing my cock.
My dick physically hurts from y'all writing it so much.
My dick is sore from you on it going like this all day.
Stop writing it.
Stop writing it.
Wait.
Wait, it's playing twice for me?
Hold on a minute.
I might have found a glitch.
You know it.
I might have found a glitch.
You know it.
Okay, so here's what's going on, Russell.
So I have it set up on my toolkit,
I also haven't set up on my OBS, so the ads running twice.
Yeah, let's remove one of those, maybe.
Is that one?
I just clicked on helipads, helipads.
But not, hey, chat, this is a message
to all my fellow streamers out there, okay?
I'm sure you're seeing on Twitter the new method
of ads being ran.
It's actually super good because it doesn't take off your stream for the time being.
It just puts it in the little corner over here for like 10 seconds.
And I'm not going to lie.
It pays more than the ads on Twitch because you actually get 100% of it instead of Twitch
taking 55% of it.
So if there's any other streamers out there that want to get invited to a program and
see if they can get in, I can probably help you.
So just hit me up, Muckalai, if you're a stranger.
What?
How does Twitch feel about it?
I don't think Twitch can really do anything about it,
because it's the same thing as if I had a sponsor
to put on the screen, right?
Wait, I think it's not like the whole thing,
whatever, but that.
What do you mean?
It's just like that.
Oh, I thought you were cheating.
No.
Yo, stop saying blabbering.
This is gonna be banned by the end of the month,
I promise you.
Why do you guys think it's gonna be banned?
Tell me why.
It's not sponsored by Twitch?
That doesn't, okay, but that's like saying
just because you stream on Twitch
You can't get a sponsorship as a creator.
That wouldn't even make sense.
That wouldn't even make sense.
That literally would not make sense.
You were supposed to get into reactions 30 minutes ago,
by the way.
Yo, do y'all just complain about everything?
Like do y'all just complain about everything
because I'm gonna be honest?
I'm gonna be honest?
I before I went live I changed my title and I see someone type in my offline chat L title
Like what the fuck do you mean L title?
Oh shit
Oh, my God, I'm right now.
Go.
All right.
Go.
See the fact that robots can flink already?
Like imagine 10 years when there's robots up in machine guns on you.
New edit on your Vegas trip.
I'll never do that again.
Okay.
Hold on Chad, it's gonna be fired.
I'm gonna be safe for a second.
Oh!
If you're a fucking baby, you should be able to use a couple of our fuse cables over.
You don't take that if you're a fucking baby.
Oh my god, that was cinema.
This was cinema.
I'm gonna come to the end of the lane. I think we're done.
Holy shit, that guy's sexy right here.
Whoever this streamer guy is, he's good looking as fuck.
You should put a down payment on a Sprinter van
like the ESPN one.
All right, so this is what I was looking at doing,
I'll be honest.
Look at this, Chad.
You can build your van out, right?
So the cheapest one is a cargo van,
But what is a cargo van?
Like, what's the difference?
A van for cargo?
Okay, what about a passenger van?
What the fuck is the difference?
It holds passengers?
Exterior color gray, white, blue.
I can do red for thugs.
leather premium. Oh, this is kind of tough. A little black van chat, not a bad
chat at all. A little black van. And then you go to the packages. Driver to the
comfort package? No, I don't need that. No, the M-Bucks package for sure. And then, here's
Here's what I would do.
Here's what I would do is if you look at the inside of the Mercedes Sprinter Van, you guys
are saying I'm buying things just to buy it.
You're not seeing the vision.
You're actually not seeing the vision.
You're actually not seeing the vision.
Look it.
Watch.
So this is the interior of the Sprinter Van.
Okay?
Can y'all please just try to see the vision with me, all right?
Did they not show the interior?
Did they not show the interior?
What do you mean I need a custom one, custom Mercedes Sprinter van?
like this. Okay, so here's the vision I have. Can y'all please not hate and just
see the vision for once. Please. Please. Now look. See this, right? This would be
the van. This would be the interior. I would remove these two seats and I would drill a
desk into this wall. A desk into this wall. I would put a full brand new PC setup right
here with a starlink on the roof so that any time there was a driving segment in LA,
Whether it was 30 minutes, whether it was an hour, whether it was two hours, I could
just desktop it.
It wouldn't even be driving.
It would be like I'm on desktop.
It would completely solve 30, 40 minute drives in streaming.
I would literally have a desktop for every drive.
I could play games with the Starlink.
I could react.
I could watch videos.
Tell me that would be such a good content investment.
Now, the only thing that I need is a sponsor
for the content investment.
If a company could throw me 200 bands,
I'll put your sign in the back of the Sprinterman
and every time I'm driving,
your company will be promoted in the back of the center.
I'm telling you, this is generational.
How many times would you use a Sprinterman?
I mean, just think about all the times
I make drives on stream to IRL.
There's, I'm in LA, traffic's 30 plus minutes
every time, everywhere I go.
You would need a driver though,
so I thought about that.
Would I need a driver?
Would I need a driver?
I'm here to tell you, no I would not.
Now you're probably wondering,
Oh, Lacey, why would you not need a driver?
I'll tell you why I won't need a driver.
Because when I'm streaming, this guy's going to be driving.
When I'm streaming in the back, Drew would be driving the van.
And then wherever we go, he'd park it and switch the camera man.
Why are y'all saying GG?
Gigi, you're gonna crash.
Or what I could do
is have Dre come out to LA and pay him 10K a month
to be on call security and driver.
Not bad, not a bad idea, not a bad idea.
Come on, it's not a bad idea at all.
I don't know. I just think it would be swaggy, bro, and I think you would solve a lot of the boring-ass driving segments
I'll do it for free I
I will do it for free so someone in the chat who lives in LA you guys would be a driver for me for free
Maybe get another one and turn it into a gym
A bunch of fucking dick-riners in this chat.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, I'm on my 80-inch D-shape today.
I keep getting distracted with shit.
Up-bringer car with the Pac-Trac Casino
and shuffle earnings, made 200K.
There's this super car shop called Asphalt Auto Group
in Eurocar in Costa Mesa.
They got an AMG GT Black Series,
most respected bends, 360K in a Ferrari SF90
for 400k.
Listen, I'll be honest.
You'll be completely honest, man.
I will never buy a car above $200,000.
Actually, okay.
I'll never buy a car above $300,000 until I have a house.
I don't give a fuck if you love me.
I don't give a fuck if you like me.
Let's be real, Lacey is looking hella fine with his hair at the moment, he's always
funny though. Appreciate you dude. Deadass appreciate you dude. Deadass appreciate you dude. What
is this?
Any of you guys? No, I'm not even trying to be a hater like Macy. No, you look good bro.
You look good kid. You actually look good. I mean you do look good but I don't know
why I get uncomfortable when this shit comes up on my screen page.
With a wavy head, tits on her arms, high up shoes, make her six feet tall, everybody wants to be your husband.
Listen Brown, this video's got 15 million views for a reason and you can see all the girls in the comments.
I'm gonna be honest, my main TikTok account, Lacey himself won, I have that account solely for the ladies.
I might honestly restrict guys from even seeing that account.
The only reason I post videos on there is for all my lady fans.
All the girls out there, the amazing, beautiful women.
You know, I love when they come a height me up.
It makes me very happy.
It makes me feel very good.
So, new thrush shot coming soon from Lil' A.
And all that got what you need to do.
Come on now.
I'm not at your show, I ain't got no line.
I'm sure I'm such a nut for each other.
What's crazy?
What?
You know what's that?
That's crazy.
This is outside of my room.
I can see where this is private.
They get it.
It was.
Bro, it has to be pitch quiet, though.
No sound at all.
I'm not at the tower when I'm fucking annoying.
She knows how to be heard.
New Thurshamp coming soon.
Saw you at the beach.
Looks nothing like me.
Whoa.
Oh my God, the black truck's cold.
Wait, what?
Is Ron here?
here
already
dude
I can't have shit
Oh my God, I literally can't have sheets.
I have a guest room if you need it.
Why are you sending Zillow?
Hold on a sec.
Can I get a sigh in the chat?
Context I mean just use the context for me bro recently starting something new on stream today to try to you know
Make things a little better for the viewers experience, you know less ads and
Fucking black trucks got caught already dude. Can't have shit dude
stable
Did you see this tap taps you're cooked I made this in 30 minutes
Brother this looks like shit this actually looks like shit you cannot compare a
3D model thing to something being real we also have it fully patenting you'll just get sue to the ground
It's literally so like clanky and like shit
Is this tough
is the only way to get paid out through the clipping server through ETH Crypto
than wanting to start clipping but don't have that figured out.
I'm not gonna lie, if you want to start clipping, it's very easy to get paid out,
but I just make like an exit as well and then you can get paid.
Yo, so I don't understand why you guys waste your time out of the day
trying to make me look fatter than I am.
Anybody want to explain that to me?
Who goes through their day to try to make me look fatter than I actually am?
It's real.
Okay, now watch this.
Now watch this.
Is this picture real or edited?
This picture appeals to be real.
Nice, Grock.
Nice, Grock.
Now I'm about to get in a full bowl of argument with this bitch.
Now I'm about to get in a full bowl of argument with this bitch.
How do I talk to her?
How do I talk to her?
How do I talk to her?
How do I talk to her?
Hey, Gronk.
Hey, Nick. What's on your mind?
I'm about to send you a picture, and I want you to tell me if it's edited or not.
Sure, go ahead. Send it over. I'll take a close look until you straight up if it smells like Photoshop or not.
I'll take a close look and tell you straight up if it smells like Photoshop or not.
Hold on, Grock, I'm getting the picture right now.
No rush.
Take your time.
here. Where is it? Got it. Send it my way whenever you're ready.
But you got to leave it. No worries. Delete away. I got it. Just sit
here. I got it. I got it. Here it is. Here it is. Here it
is. Here it is. I got I'm looking. Fuck you. I don't even
care anymore. I genuinely don't even care anymore. I
actually don't even care anymore.
I already reacted to the free agency, Ron Mogging, Lacey Vegas.
What is this, bro?
Wait, this is the cacua video? What's the original cacua video?
What does it happen?
Bro, he doesn't even care what.
Wait, this is where the cackle came from?
Look at the comments.
He passed away
It's in peace to the Kekle man
What else do I have to react to did I miss anything? Yo, I'm not giving a new call
It's a $500,000 car, never mind.
How many times do I have to tell the audience at the end of the year?
Lacey's team is great, but we need to get rid of Rums. He holds back the quality of your
streams. When there is delay, Rums waits two minutes to fix it. When there is no service,
Rums leaves screen black instead of switching view. He also is gambling and not doing
is John. Is this true? You know what, let's just call him. Call Rums.
Calling Rums.
I'm calling because we have an official series of complaints from the thugs.
Lacey's team is great, but we need to get rid of rums.
He holds back the quality of your streams.
When there is a delay, rums wait two minutes to fix it.
when there's no service, Rums leaves the screen black
instead of switching views.
He also is gambling and not doing his job.
I mean, if you want me to play the honestly,
he's, I'm not worth this retail that he's 100% right.
Like, just tell me how to say it, like, just say it yourself.
I mean, I'm good for nothing.
I mean, at least you're self-aware,
that's the first step.
Yeah, I mean, if I was like GD, you know, it'd be different, but, you know, I'm gonna be self-aware,
but I mean, I'm absolutely worth it, so I'm good for nothing.
Okay.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, well, I mean, with that being said, I'm gonna lower your monthly pay, and that's
$500.
Oh, okay, no, that makes sense.
Honestly, it is fine.
I'll take it.
I'll work harder, right?
I just sort of got it, I'll work harder, and I'll try to, you know, I'll make
up my mistakes, I promise.
Okay, thank you.
In the form.
Bye.
Okay.
Thank you, bye.
Where's the tap-caps scene?
I fucking broke it, bro.
I want that, I'm going to war right now.
I'm going to fucking war right now.
Part two, stranger things car opening.
Yes, chat.
We are going to be doing, you know, am I tripping or do I look like a little weird here?
Do I look a little weird?
like a little like, like a little, I don't know how to explain it. That fake-ass chain
was getting snatched if you ever stepped foot in Wyoming. You look too light. Yeah, I know.
I look way too light. Let me try to change it. Hold on.
Is that better, sir?
No. Okay.
Whoa!
Dude!
Okay.
Like a lot, I don't know how to fix it.
Go back, it was better, no it wasn't.
All right, Lacey, how do you feel about Jason Tatum being back?
Do you feel like the Celtics are contenders?
I'm going to be honest, it doesn't matter because no team is a bigger contender than
Yeah, let me get them walls.
Yeah, WN!
WN!
10 seconds and the screen doesn't go away.
Raiders trading edge.
I already saw that.
scientists just copied a fruit fly's biological brain,
entrapped it inside of a computer,
a total digital copy of a fly.
They scanned and copied the brain neuron by neuron,
synapse by synapse from electron microscopy data,
then dropped the brain into a simulated body
in a video game environment.
The fly walked, groomed, fed,
Nobody taught it anything.
The behavior was already in the wiring.
What?
Oh my God, I know what this is gonna do.
I can genuinely predict the future.
They're gonna copy data from fly brains
and mutate them into baby's brains
so babies know how to walk and fly from birth.
Pinned, what's pinned?
Probably saying I'm a genius or some shit.
Your nose looks insanely large today.
completely irrelevant, can you say. Oh, it's later, that's not that nice. Oh, there's
community no no es una copia de un cerebro ni un cerebro rescuritada es un
modelo compact compa chucasinal simplificado basado en el conecto de la
masca para predicar actividad neurano y comportimento no reproduce la
Physiologia completa del cerebro ni geleva con ciennesia.
JD, you wanna help me out with that one, dude?
Actually, good Spanish, Mijo? Thank you.
Negative 100K after the Vegas trip, by the way.
re-watching the same fucking manuscript?
When are you finishing your tattoo sleeve? I don't know. Okay, so this is my sleeve so far. The next tattoo
I want, I'm scared to get tattoos because y'all just make fun of them every time.
Is it stream time or texting time? I'm sorry, but I'm trying to make sure I don't get banned, dude.
You know what? Fuck it. I'm leaving it. I'm leaving it. I'm leaving it. I'm leaving it. I'm leaving it!
Why are y'all saying GG?
Don't get banned, bro.
I'm not gonna...
Oh!
Perfect timing!
Perfect timing!
Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click!
How do I click?
There's a link that gets posted in the chat when it gets sent.
It gets posted from Hayside Kick.
Y'all click it.
It helps me out a lot,
and then I don't have to write a ton of ads.
Simple as that.
I don't care anymore, bro.
No, I'm not paying so late, it's fine.
Thoughts on attorney, attorney was great.
Anything else I need to react to?
My response to Lacey.
Oh my God.
Gave streamer Lacey.
It seems that he has seen at least part of
or caught wind of the video that I made.
Is this even worth reacting to?
Like actually, did he shave his?
Did he shave his mustache?
Did I said he had a pedostache?
Yo, you can't make that up.
Yo, I was trolling, dude.
The mustache looked good.
I was kidding.
I'm recorded reacting to him not liking radio heads in Rainbows Attract from that record.
I did refer to Lacey as an idiot in that video.
I insulted him very mercilessly and he responded on stream with a trampoline in his room.
Let's take a look at his response and see what exactly he said.
Chat was saying, wait for the beat drop, wait for the beat drop.
They sent me this song and said wait for the beat drop.
So obviously if I listen to a song I've never heard before
and my chat is saying wait for the beat drop, there's a beat drop
and then I wait three minutes and there's no beat drop.
Fact!
Obviously I'm going to be like where's the beat drop guys?
I'm not wearing the same shirt.
I have multiple black shirts, you fucking morons.
Cause that's what the chat was saying.
This whole act of this guy's doing of like,
anybody who doesn't like the music I like is an idiot.
No, you're an idiot because you're so close minded
to think that everybody has to like the things you like.
The point that I'm trying to make in this video
is not that this lazy guy has to like Radiohead
or has to like whatever I enjoy.
Of course he doesn't.
You're an idiot.
And it's even worse that you're a grown ass man.
And I'm telling you right now,
This is the kind of guy where his kids,
they're gonna be fucked up in the head
because they're not gonna be able to have their own opinion,
they're not gonna be able to have their own thoughts,
they're not gonna be able to think for themselves.
It's gonna be whatever.
Look at his face.
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Addie with a rat's tail on his fucking face,
thinks is what they have to think.
Ha ha ha!
The rat's tail, he shaved his mustache!
YUM in your head!
I'm in your head!
You shaved your mustache to death
or I said you had a rat's tail on your face!
That's what his kids are gonna be sorry as hell.
Oh my God, no!
My kids are gonna be sorry as hell, no!
Oh my God, my poor kids.
Not invoking my children.
The greatest, scariest hell to Lacey
is a moment in time where parents might just
be judgmental about the music that you play.
Wait, again, I'll say that was not my experience,
but I have been around friends.
I have been over friends' houses
who were playing their favorite music,
even in their room.
And I've been subject to numerous conversations
where their gap was like, that shit you're listening to is trash,
you gotta listen to this, you gotta hear this, you gotta hear this.
I'm generally pretty open minded when it comes to people liking what they like,
even if I don't like what I don't like.
Which is why I thought the purpose of this video could be for us to come together.
He rated CLB a three out of ten?
What?
Every song, what?
He rated CLB a 3 out of 10?
There's not a bad song on this album.
But A, an opinion's an opinion, bro.
Essentially, and collaborate on a little bit of a playlist
here in which I am hoping to put Lacey on to some stuff.
You made me a playlist?
I think Lacey, through what he said, was getting a little trolled by his chat.
Maybe he didn't realize this being a troll himself, but often it is those among us who
troll the most that occasionally get trolled the easiest.
What I would like you to do together with chat is come together with maybe like a 15 song
playlist, trying to turn Lacey on with some stuff that is just not drop slot.
that either is based entirely around... I'm not saying nothing with the drop, but like
music that exists solely for the drop or just basically has you waiting for a drop, I want
to try to gauge like what Lacey's vibe is, you know, to be punchy. I would like...
So he... Okay, I'm not going to lie, I respect this, I respect this. He saw my opinion
on music, so he made me a playlist of songs that he thinks that I should try and listen
That's fair. That's fair. Let me listen to one. Let me listen to one.
I'm not going to lie, this shit is trash, have y'all ever heard this song, no this song is way better.
She rather be like Carnival,
I don't think it's impossible.
Go, go, go, go, go!
This shit clears!
This clears!
That weak ass rock shit!
Oh!
Wait for the drop!
Wait for the drop!
Now this is a beat drop!
And when you start to roll, you bring up any other stone.
You put it in your nose, bring it into my toes.
Like this shit clears!
Let's see what other music he's had.
Oh
I'm guessing, right?
I'm just saying you gotta get this point, got it?
Okay, it's not bad.
I mean, I'm gonna be honest, Fontano.
Like, what it comes down to,
it's just simply the fact that you are a decade or two
older than me.
We grew up in different music eras,
and we just have a different taste in music.
It's, that's just the facts of the matter.
I don't like the music you listen to.
And you probably don't like the music I listen to.
Like, I'm not gonna see Fontano
riding down Rodeo, playing a Cardi song.
The same way he's not gonna see me going down Rodeo,
listening to Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys.
["Inner Galactic by the Beastie Boys"]
Like.
["Inner Galactic by the Beastie Boys"]
["Inner Galactic by the Beastie Boys"]
I mean it's just not my set my kind of music it just has to do with the way you grew up
I the artist I grew up on as a kid I grew up on usher I grew up on hoody in the blowfish
I grew up on Darius Rucker. I grew up on Eminem. I grew up on Drake Kanye. I grew up on
Lil Wayne
Justin Bieber, and Nicki Minaj, like, I didn't bring up on this.
I just don't like that but I appreciate you you know trying to send me something like
that. Snowcomb, my favorite shimmers to watch right now. One stable Ronaldo, two
Jinxie, three rage, four speed, five Lacey. Well thanks Snowcomb.
What is this?
Who is this?
This is lazy dog.
He actually looks like a fucking lizard.
I'm getting it.
He actually looks like a fucking lizard.
What the fuck?
Small, same as a little kid, but we kind of look like a little kid, bro.
Wait, what is this tweet?
Wait, what is that tweet from?
Noxics?
Lacey got emotional saying he never got the chance to have a bicycle as a kid.
All I had was a shitty $8,000 car when did I say this?
You actually don't miss it all I
Don't know what to say, but I hate this is rage bait paid by Lacey's team
Entitled streamer thinking they have like these are bots
like these are bots dude they just believe anything they see on a timeline on
the on they believe anything anything they see I never uttered these words out
of my mouth
The dinosaurs, a new documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman, is now playing.
There's now the powerful sensors that can detect the science movement.
Now, all she needs to do is keep the great mystery.
Well, I don't think dinosaurs are ever real.
Still, the blood in the water in your car is sharp and spiky.
Jails, now this game is playing.
I guess the shark is dumb enough to swim in a big ass mouth.
Bro, this is fake!
Brains and the one.
A killer combination.
And it's finally letting the dinosaurs get a good hold of each other.
It doesn't even look real!
I don't know, do y'all actually think dinosaurs are real?
I just don't understand, like, how, how,
how is there zero evidence ever of a dinosaur being real?
What is this, another free agency?
Steelers are signing former panther standout
running back Rico Doudal?
Hold on a minute.
This is not bad.
People who are saying, who is this?
Bro, you're a hater, bro.
He's a very, very, very solid running back.
He just was very under the radar because the Panthers were not in like, they were not
winning games.
Dude.
Now we have Rico, Dowdo and Kenneth Gainwell in the backfield.
That's dangerous.
That's dangerous.
That's actually a dangerous dual backfield.
Gainwell is gone.
Gainwell left.
What?
What?
Oh my God.
Bro, as a Steelers fan, this actually breaks my heart.
15 will broke out at the end of last season.
Why would we, why, he was our best player
for the whole end of the last season.
He actually was on pace to have a breakout season.
I'm not kidding, this is actually like,
compare this to NBA trade chat.
No, it's not Luca.
He just played the role out.
I'm not going to lie.
Can the Steelers please, can the Steelers please get Kylo Renai?
Is there any updates on Kyler Murray chat?
This is what you pay JD monthly to post by the way.
Dinner with Lacey or a PS5.
I hate y'all, bro.
Can we bring back Discord segments?
I'm low key down to bring back Discord segments,
but I kinda wanna come up with new Discord segment ideas,
cause all this stuff is so oversaturated,
like Tally shows, scavenger hunts,
it's gotta be something new.
Like what are new Discord segments?
E dates again.
That's just overplayed, dares, we could do dares.
Moggoughs, all right?
Confessions, yeah, I tried to do confessions
with this community one time
and it was just a bunch of people telling me
if they like goon to me or like telling me jerk off stories
like someone said he had sex with his sister.
It's just fake like lies.
No one jerks off to you, gang.
All right, fuck you.
I really like deciding to muck a lot.
Lacy, please react only as taught two songs.
He's my friend, and he's trying to make music, okay?
Listen, I'mma be brutally honest, bro.
I'mma be brutally honest here.
I'mma put this little part in.
Oh no, it's hard, I think.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, this isn't bad.
This is not bad, postman.
This is not bad.
But I feel like this isn't him.
This sounds like familiar.
It's not my type of music, but it's not bad.
Listen, if this guy had better, like an actual studio with crisper sounds and better like
producer, he could actually make, not a lot, pretty solid.
Oh, this sounds familiar!
I've created a lot of emotions, we're big men of rainbow, we still fight and mess them up, we're going to boss,
jet off single roof at night, I miss picking up no one else,
or I know about cotton ladders, I've been looking for a phone,
those people ain't gonna put in a hat, they're the guys we've got in the box,
I'm so pretty ready for war, mask my face like COVID, I do well,
I got into those holes for awesome cases, this is how to cope.
Wait, is this just a leaked popular UK rapper song?
It's not bad definitely not bad definitely not bad
Does Marlin ever shut the fuck up. What are you what? Lacey says the end word
How do you get the end word from that?
I said, neither are you!
Y'all just think any word that starts with the letter N is the N word nowadays.
You can't come very clearly here and say neither.
Classic Lacey. Must have been the wind.
I
Y'all edit my nose to
Those are annoying all chat, okay, so I did something all right
I bought something, I bought something, all right?
No, it's not a chain. It's not a chain. Hold on. I'm about to show y'all what it is. I'm
I'm about to show y'all, I just gotta send it.
Okay.
So, y'all remember my black and yellow AP?
So, I sold my black and yellow AP
And I added money on top and bought this
Come on, this is so much cleaner
This is so much cleaner than the black and yellow
We had a successful Vegas, you know went up 80 bands, so I put I sold my yellow AP
Added 15k and I and I got this
This is tough.
This is tough.
This is ass.
How is this ass?
Now I'm grateful.
Ungrateful for what?
Ungrateful for what?
The Bruce Wayne's harder?
I have both.
What's good?
Stable.
Wait, is it an official raid or unofficial raid?
Literally my dream watch. Thank you people who actually have a good sense of style and no watches. We'll fuck with this facts
Whoa, yes guys, please click the link. Help me, please I can run way less ads
You got ripped off.
No, I did not.
Hold on.
What is this AP called?
Is there any ball knowledge knowers in the chat?
What is this AP called? Is there any ball knowledge knowers in the chat?
Any ball knowers in the chat?
You see this?
It's called a Royal Oak, AP Royal Oak Black.
Which one is it?
Wait, which one is it?
No, it's not the 200k one, Chad.
It's not the skeleton.
It's the first one.
I got a hell of a deal then.
Wait, I got a hell of a deal then.
Well, I actually got a hell of a deal.
There is even nobody paid for it. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I paid.
I think I paid 32k for it. I paid 32k for it. I paid 32k. 32k.
Oh, wait, this is it.
Yeah, it's this one.
Fake watch, yeah, it's fake watch, chat, fake watch,
fake watch, yep.
Where'd you get it?
I got it from Timepiece.
All right, should I go IRL, drill!
Can you get the stuff ready?
It's IRL.
We're going to this place.
Well, actually, while we're out, can I film a, I'm going to film a TikTok with you.
You need to film a TikTok with me?
Well, actually, speaking of TikTok, where do you folks my Tesla?
I'm not buying you a Tesla.
I have, like, three.
Wait a second, why did Ron end? Is he okay?
soccer practice with Jason oh they're not streaming that what they're taking
that she's serious
You don't need a practice?
What?
You don't need a practice?
No.
I don't need a practice.
If I look at a guy who needs a practice for a fucking football match, I'm really going to go.
Um.
Wait.
Support Marta for her boxing match?
Marta's boxing?
What?
Is there a problem?
In that back.
Yeah.
Here.
What?
Really?
Where's his hat
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I wish I had another paragraph out.
Ah, this is literally just ruining the stream, bro.
So annoying.
Is this a texting stream?
Okay, I mean, do y'all want me to end
and figure it out off-stream?
I can't, I actually can't if y'all are
annoying me texting every 10, 15 minutes.
Yes?
Okay.
I'm not trying to make sure I'm not getting banned, that's all.
Is there anything else that I missed before I IRL?
Lacy reveals his true porky self.
This proves that he is the king of food and a true him.
You guys just saved random shit.
And then I just see a fucking kekwa.
FaceTime Cody.
Starting a FaceTime call to Cody.
Clicks, what are we doing dude?
He's in FNCS? I don't care, answer the fucking phone.
Ah! Yo, bro! Yo, I don't care if you're competing, brother.
He's gonna call me a fat ass amp competing when I see him dress in fucking skim tight skims
Nipples showing dick print shot you see his balls
Answer
Hell clicks, bro, he's literally off spawn
He's literally off-spot on Elcliffe's novel.
It's fake.
This is not fake.
Do I look like you, Lacey?
No, you don't.
No, I'm not making it appear, it's brown.
Y'all will never see me in some shit like this.
Wait, what is this, chat?
We're going to be playing FNCS next season, by the way.
In Rossfordville, someone in his inner circle was paid by TMZ to leak information.
What?
I was just so hyped, like damn, like, everyone was just like defending you.
So as you guys can read up on it, this shit happened, you know, a couple months ago.
I don't really want to tell anyone as if it's C, it was a private thing, and horrible,
horrible that somebody that in my circle got paid by TMZ to release that.
I don't know who it was yet but I'm gonna find out and I'm soon to DMZ and I'm soon to count and soon to a lot of people so
I already know you guys understand.
Hell, Jesus, bro.
Like...
I'll put it on, don't worry about it, I'll put it on.
But yeah, it's fine, it's fine to fucking put these motherfuckers in chat.
I'm gonna do it.
Facts, do it.
Please.
The look of the mother is like, dude, that was your fault.
Actually, please, Aiden, please.
The Bob House?
I think I'm good off reactions, I think I'm good off reactions, right?
can find me? Hold on! Okay, select the next game, character. Is your character a girl?
No. Does your character have eyes? Yes. Is your character real? Yes. Does your character
personally know you I'm just gonna say no because I'm gonna act like it's not
me doing it is your character a youtuber am I considered a youtuber no okay
Character create music, no.
L-Wi-Fi, linked with sports, yeah, yeah, I am.
Does your character wear a helmet?
What, no.
Basketball player, no.
A soccer player, no.
No, not WWE.
Does your character fight, no.
Is your character American, yes.
more than 40 years old, no, an adult man, yes.
Does your character often wear a hat, no.
Is your character known for being fast, yes.
Linked with ice, no.
Is your character white, yes.
Does your character have abs?
You can't lie on it, by the way.
Okay, can I say I don't know?
No.
Funny joke.
It's not a joke.
Is your character chubby?
No!
I'm not chubby.
I'm not chubby anymore.
Okay, yes. Does your character have kids? No.
State of comedian. No. It's not going to no because I, is your character an athlete?
I mean, yes. I'm an athlete. Yes. Yes.
But like a professional athlete, no, but I am an athlete.
I know, I know. A gamer. Yes, I'm a gamer. Yes.
have a beard, no. Part of phase. I'm not.
But if I know if I say yes, it's going to save me, I don't know, no glasses, from Louisiana,
no.
Is your character from Twitch?
Yes.
Is your character verified on TikTok?
Yes.
Does your character have over 10k Twitch followers?
Yes.
character support left-wing politics. What does that mean?
They have a new thing? What is left-wing?
Don't know. Is your character heavy?
No, I'm not, I'm not saying yes to this.
I'm not heavy anymore.
All right, I'll say yes, and it's not gonna be me watch.
Is your hydrocarbonate college?
Yes.
I guess 198 pounds is heavy.
I guess 198 pounds is heavy.
Like how is the thing that Akinator recognizes me with is is your character heavy?
Can we up, I'm about to change this.
Yes, this was me.
Yes, bro.
I'm adding a new character.
I want to add a character has been played 10,000 times.
Lacy, simple indication, not to get confused with humongous.
Why are you calling me humongous?
Fuck Akinator dude.
Do Marlin, okay?
Is your character a boy, yes.
Marlin's going to be so easy, just ask if he has abs.
Does your character have a gaming channel?
No.
Is your character a famous YouTuber?
I mean, this is so, I'm just going to say probably.
It's like, is your character older than 20?
Marlin's like 25, right?
24, 23?
Does your character have kids?
No.
Does your character create music?
No.
Does your character live in America?
Yes.
Is your character white?
Is Marlin white?
No, he's mixed.
No.
Is your character black?
Probably?
I don't really know!
Does your character have a buzz cut?
Yes.
Is your character a variety streamer?
Yes.
Is your character from Murder Mystery?
No.
So, and what Akinator thinks of a mixed dude with a bus cut, they think of Marlin.
And it's just him sticking his big juicy tongue out, like a fucking wet dog.
Yes.
Marlin needed himself.
Wait, I want to make one?
I want to make one?
Do Ron?
Okay.
Oh, wait, click this next time, it clicks.
Perfect timing, bro.
Yo, bro.
Yo, what's up?
I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
What's going on, bro?
bro um I wanted to talk to you about something serious you know like I know I
know you know all the brand deals flowing in yeah very brand friendly guy you
are brand deal brand deal brand deal I just got to ask bro like I get all of
it but what are you thinking dude like what are you thinking bro okay okay
mom's here like come on bro skin tight jumpsuit with your ball showing clicks
There's a photo of you that's actually viewing your ass crack open where I'm fucking thug.
Clicks.
Clicks.
Skin tight jumpsuit with the zipper going down.
I can see your nipple showing.
What's this?
What's this?
Show the shot.
No, show the shot.
Show the shot.
What's that?
What's that?
What the fuck is that?
It's you.
Here, obviously, photo shot.
Why does he just have that picture of me saved?
You know how weird that is?
Wait, security's calling me.
Hello?
Yeah, hello?
Yeah, I'm logging in, you?
No, I accidentally called you about the whole year ago.
Oh, OK.
OK, perfect.
I'm not listening.
You're good.
Bye.
Jack, click the link.
Click the link, click the link.
Click the link.
Click click click click click click click click click click.
What?
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
There you go.
What?
God listen to you, I don't feel a fuck.
Or they didn't tell me what sponsor I can and can't have.
I'm not listening.
There is no link.
Make the ad low one every time.
What are you talking about?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Ranger?
Huh?
All right.
All right.
I gotta take a think over this.
Okay.
Ludwig does the same with AT&T?
Exactly.
Exactly.
You look at streams, people have reappearing overlays on their stream for ads and torsions all the time.
all the time. I have an opportunity to do the exact same thing and make it so that my stream
does way less ads and then take it every single time. Because I know in fact enough if you're
someone in the chat who's not a self you have enjoyed this stream already way more because
you haven't had 16 minutes of ads and you've actually been able to watch without getting
an ad every like 10-12 minutes. Fact enough it's been two ads an hour.
Now I'm gonna go take a tinklepink, I'm gonna go take a tinklepink, and then I'm gonna go
to the watch shop, get my watch fixed, and I don't know what I'm gonna do from there.
But I'm gonna go do that.
All right hurry up.
All right, just go room up there and I'm just gonna, wait Lacey, I'm gonna go make
sure your bedroom's unlocked for the cleaner.
Well, I'm chatting door door fucking
Door, door, fucking POV.
Oh!
Door, POV.
Listen, would you like to see everything in my life is easier?
It's easier.
How's everybody running?
Huh?
How's everybody running?
I was there talking about it.
I'm pretty sure.
Wait.
Yeah.
How am I going to run away?
Like with this dream?
Yeah.
That's right.
Knock knock.
Coming in.
What was that?
It's talking disgusting in here.
It's actually disgusting in here.
wait drew what can you figure this out for me no it'll bro well I'm not gonna
lie you asked Russell the floor was stick easier bro what the fuck were you
doing I walked what it is what it's still sticky I'm not even getting
done so we're gonna remember alright yeah it's gonna my watch face wait so
So like you're actually serious about getting a spinner?
I don't know yet.
I want to.
Well, you know how calm that would be?
Chad, it's a literally darless Dr. Pepper.
She was walking in,
holding her Dr. Pepper.
Silky wants to come. Wait, where's Lou?
Lou's here?
You'll walk by this house? Ah, she sucks.
I'm just gonna...
MAH!
Why did you smell like dude?
It's just athlete in the house on the fucking line.
What's athlete in the house?
WHOA!
WHOA WHOA!
My mother is what?
My mother is what?
Why are you so ugly?
What's up?
I was okay, started off on my flight.
And I went live.
I'm really starting to go live because of the everyday, dude.
I'm so sorry, dude.
What are you doing?
mod applications what you want I'm gonna go to the watch shop the watch shop mm-hmm
like to buy the watch none I'm just gonna get this one
oh how far is it how far is it from here are you taking the drop top watch it
is closed actually close at 4 p.m. okay Rolex is also closed
is it not super easy to do by yourself well now I'll be going to my jewelry in my
legal move oh you did it oh but they give me give you this shit they give
you this is to take it out but I mean if you don't want to take it out but
Your watch is different than what you have in yours. That's tough. That's tough
That's not I have more than I you always night your watch. This is not my
You're wearing steel
I don't know. That's cool. Where's the link?
I got it from the chrome store. I gotta get a pendant though
If I don't work there, because I couldn't do it, I wouldn't have to ask me to do it.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
No, but wait, what are you doing after?
What am I doing after what?
Like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna probably go to the store, get a thing to remove the
link, and I'm gonna do it myself.
And then, what?
Like, you with no plan is the funniest thing in the world, bro.
You just be like, fuck, I'm gonna just do something, like.
I'm not, I ain't a lot, bro.
I'm dead-ass down to do whatever.
I literally said, yo, I'm going live.
Yo, look, my boy, he stopped by.
So my boy Chino, he gave me mad weed for free. Um, that eyes he gave me so much weed, bro
He gave me so much weed for free, bro
Straight up like straight up from like this
It's another dispensary. I guess that boo. I've got no cam blue shark
It's actually not not this much
Cam is actually a good brand
So I'm sure we I'm gonna be honest up
I quit at the end of the month, so that's why I'm just like smoking like fuck it
Yeah in the March I'm going for a hundred days. I can push it a little bit
What's what like my my quickness your quickness like this I can push it in the mark
You require a new life?
What do you mean?
I've earned a lot more.
That's not what's funny.
That's what do you want to do, bro?
Oh, let's do something, bro.
I'm down for whatever.
What can we do?
I'm generally down for whatever.
I'm not gonna lie.
What can we do?
What can we do?
Oh my God.
Why is the Chastity on the eating segment?
What the fuck?
I see your t-shirt tight as fuck.
Is that a new small?
That's what they're trying to tell me.
Smoke, muck, beer.
They said salt and pepper.
We could run a salt and pepper.
We could run a salt and pepper.
Hide me down to run a salt and pepper.
We could.
Look who we cook.
But it got to be some crazy shit, though.
Not a crazy shit, but some unique shit, like unique.
Why don't we make fried mac and cheese balls?
Fried mac and cheese balls?
No, no, no, no.
We couldn't do a pasta.
I feel like pasta's so easy.
It is too easy.
Tacos, silky got no type of print.
Sushi, Mexican food.
Jalov?
Oh my god.
We can make mademois.
But I don't know.
Doesn't that take mad long?
I don't know what you figure out.
But I'm pretty sure you gotta put it in the oven,
or do all that extra shit.
No, it doesn't take that long, does it?
Well, oh my god, Facetime Cutie.
She's done it before.
Facetime Cutie.
Yo, I named 100 Women.
Did you do that challenge?
No.
The name of the 100 Women Challenge?
No, I didn't do that.
I named the, what?
I did it for Challenge National Wednesday.
What?
I was on my period all day.
What?
I had a period crime simulator.
I was on my period.
Oh, what level?
A little seven.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
I drank a pickle juice, I complained a lot, and I was really moody, so yeah.
What was this?
FaceTime Cutie Cinderella.
What was this?
Yes, you got it.
What is it, girl?
Mm-hmm.
Did she get an airy, though?
There's no way she hears you, bro.
Let me bring a big chest.
Wait, you don't just pull weed, flour into the bread?
No, it doesn't work like that.
Okay, but I could stop it at a dispensary real quick.
I could get that.
There's no way she hears you, bro.
Let me bring her to your chest.
Wait, you don't just put weed, flour,
instead of bread?
No, it doesn't work like that.
Okay, but I can stop it at a dispensary real quick.
I can get the...
The... the... the Chattorino?
What?
Cutie's not answering.
Damn, I already popped up with a cherry.
What the fuck?
No, no, she's probably on the A.D.
You gotta call it twice.
Weed, butter?
Oh my god, imagine we make like banana bread
bread and just put weed butter on it and we get fried off the butter face-time
cutie Cinderella
what's modernity woman on this one of this one I don't care yeah I don't have
estrogen chat a lot word to bro all the guessing a hundred women I put your
and where she went through.
I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass.
They classified you as a woman.
Okay, no.
I'm not a woman.
I'm a grown ass man.
I'm just saying that's what they call you.
She's not answering.
I'm not answering.
I'm not answering.
I'm not answering.
FaceTime Ludwig.
I suck at the FaceTime Ludwig to ask to talk to Judy.
If I was Ludwig, I would be like nigga,
why the fuck are you calling me?
Obviously, I would be like nigga, part of it.
W. Ellen DeGeneres.
I don't look like Ellen DeGeneres.
Oh, no he doesn't.
Like, oh I can't wait because you want to know what it is.
What?
When I have my head shaved, all the guys say that I look good and I look more manly.
But when I have my hair grown out, all the girls say I look sexy.
So it's literally a loose look.
Like, what am I supposed to do?
So the girls like this hair?
Yeah.
One is like more grown out.
Right now it's in the like phase of it grown out.
but yeah and that was low the guy say that it looks nice so make a smart would
you know they see fuck with the hair bro looks top but then when I grow it out
girls are like oh my god he's so sexy always so are you on Marlin's show you
see I'm saying I don't like no chat I'm dead eyes I don't want to see a
chat from that nigga for the next 30 minutes I'm so serious bro can you
You can call my phone.
I mean, you just had it in your hand.
No, can you call it though?
Why?
Could you do it real quick, please?
Yo, gang.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Why'd you stop?
You just used me to get your ass all vibrated?
No, it's my balls.
You ever know the controller?
What?
You ever know the controller?
No!
Playing like cod, put the vibration all the way up,
put it down your thing, and just hold your sugar button down.
No!
Why do you want it to vibrate your balls?
Quickest.
That's a body I can't lie.
We're too broke to not count me as a baby.
Yo, low key?
Quickest way to make edibles.
You guys, is it time to be deep?
No, I'm bad.
Oh, I guess you're wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the freaky time to be deep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, tell me, actually, might make edibles.
Hey, what's the quickest way to make edibles?
Hey you, quickest way?
Grab some good weed.
Say half a gram and melt a stick of butter in a pan on low.
Toss the butt in, stir for 15 minutes,
strain it through a cheesecloth.
Boom.
Can a butter ready for brownies or cookies in under 30?
Want it even faster?
Microwave the butter and butt together for five minutes,
stir, strain.
Tastes a little greener, but hey, desperate times.
What are you making?
I'm not really sure what to make.
I'm just here with my friend, Silky Wu,
He's from New York from Staten Island and we're trying to figure out what like the quickest way to make it edible is
Oh silky woo from Staten Island that name alone sounds like trouble in the best way
All right, if you're both just chilling and want zero effort skip the cooking grab a bag of chocolate chips
Melt them in the microwave
30 seconds stir 30 more then mix in a teaspoon of that can of butter you just made
Spoon it onto wax paper, fridge it five minutes, done.
Instant chocolate edibles, no baking, no fuss.
Or if you're feeling lazy, lazy, just smear some of that butter on toast and call it high toast.
Works every time.
Okay, so we make can of butter.
I know how to gain.
I don't, bro, that just, that just.
Wait, we can just go to the dispensary and buy the butter.
And then we just make like brownies or cookies or something and we put it on.
That's that's not that's not what we do
We I know I broke. That's not what we do
Okay, that's not what we do bro. So I'm pepper. We got a picture for the scratch. You did that when we did the pizza
You're right. You're right. How are we looking? We would have bought the dough facts. You're right. Come on, bro
Okay
So
So we just go get so
So we you
Like easiest way to make it
That's not a bad sound not a bad sound
But I don't understand why they call you Marlin chef
Okay, no, I actually don't know cuz they're dick writers. Oh, why why what's okay?
So I need to tell me how to make a state Marley came back home
He came back home from like overseas and I was like, yo, okay
Yo, I'm like your role that I'm like I'm on my cooking archetype shit
Like yo, they should tell me how to make a steak bar. I'm gonna make it when you want to you on top when I make it and
And then the chat said yo, how are we gonna go make that statement more than now and ever since that ever since that day
This is me saying you're healthier, but make that that's they come on. It's just actually just weird
See watching from here. I'm gonna put it over here
Just look up how to make weed brownies, but doesn't that take hours? I'm not trying to wait hours
I mean cutie made it fast though
How to make weed brownies?
Well I want to make weed cookies.
Oh my god, you each have a cookie and actually like...
Magic cookies?
Oh my god. Four years ago.
It's just four minutes.
Wait, four minutes.
W Silky Uber in a Chef?
Dude, you want to make me...
Mm-hmm.
You need to like that?
Okay.
You see what I came back with Vegas?
You went up again?
No, that's what I have left.
Oh, okay.
I went down 9K.
Dead ass.
After you love, after you see me, nigga, I went back and said, you're gonna get money.
Came back and said it was lost and all.
Next day, went for some more, lost and all.
Damn.
Yeah.
That sucks.
It sucks.
Not a lot of that sucks.
It does.
It's crazy.
Yeah, I know bro.
Oh, you just kept chasing it. I just kept chasing it, bro. I went down to Vegas, too
No, you did it
You guys ever me say yeah me and mother we just came off. Yeah
Yeah, I'm finally came up to you know, even my girl came up. We all are
Okay, okay, then I just said how about that you got a lot to get me
Who are you gonna snitch to?
What? The police?
The police!
No, because Russell was doing it for him.
He wasn't even on the table, so it's fair.
Oh, so you illegally gave money to Russell to give him before you know that you're out of the game?
No, no, no. He just won a lot of them.
I was like, here, Drew, I'm gonna give you 700, because you're a good guy.
That's what happened.
Also, it's your high spot.
Sit back and strap in.
Let's make magic cookies.
Are they your play friends?
And welcome to the list.
Bro's kids is makes bro. What if he was watching something ever? Are you gonna be like are they boyfriends?
Maybe it's just me getting those thoughts. All right play it
What is that most important degree in pharmacology?
What is that most important degree in pharmacology?
In the form of we
Let's get this ground up
Now, to play in house talking videos, you can start off with 2 grams for this recipe,
or a little more, if you don't know the taste of it.
And that's what we're going to do in our other one, a.k.a. The Magic.
You need to throw it into your 240 degree Fahrenheit oven for 40 minutes.
Okay, you...
ZONE!
AHHHH!
Now for the infusion, we're going to take a step...
YOU KNOW THEM?!
No, no, you don't know what that is.
No?
Are you serious?
No.
You, you never seen that, uh-uh.
You, ZONE, HA!
We're gonna use it, we're gonna take a stick of butter,
put it in a gallon size tank, along with our deep-dark grease.
Okay.
We're gonna throw that in a 200-degree Fahrenheit bath of water.
Easy.
And let that infuse for four hours, using our sous-vide.
Four hours? We don't got time for that.
We don't have time for that.
We could let me just buy the butter.
Yeah, we could just buy the butter and make the cookies and just cook the butter.
Instead of using actual butter, we use the weed butter.
And then we make cookies.
That's so bad.
It is a little heat, but at the same time, the video would get demonetized if we actually had real weed in it.
You think he's a little?
Yeah.
Who would just blur it?
Sure.
Damn.
What about brownies?
What about brownies?
Search your brownies.
Search your brownies.
Maybe brownies is different.
Okay.
Maybe brownies is different.
Make cookie dough?
Oh, this one got like a year.
This one got like a mill.
Okay.
oh this one got like a year this one got like a no
you gotta be doing it how to make weed brownies
me personally though I don't really like chocolate I don't really like I'm not a big
brownies kind of guy not a big man either but like if it gets me high I'll eat it
I'm gonna show you how to make weed brownies but hey why are you fun like you won't eat
everything game I won't what the fuck you can do whatever it is place a party
Boll is packed and some people he left it today.
Holy shit.
Do we buy a fucking bowl and send one before we make it?
Dude, I never smoked that from that.
You never smoked it?
No, what is that? Did it get you fried?
her eyes are watering from it
yeah this is a straight hit to the face game
I feel like bones are made of them, not a lot.
Alright, can she get to the cooking bowl?
No, I'm saying a little key, like...
We're not sitting here to watch you smoke.
Alright, what the fuck?
Okay, wait, wait.
Alright, I have 116 grams of beef here.
This is going to be good for one for my footer.
And I'm literally going to just spray it on this tray.
OK.
This needs to go in the oven around 1 to 2 minutes.
This needs to go in the oven at around 120 degrees
for about an hour and a second every 10 minutes
to make sure everything's OK.
Right.
I know, dear.
I'm going to add some water.
She just puts some weed in the oven?
I'm going to put some water in the oven.
That's a little bit, I did.
Wait a little bit to melt.
And then I'm going to add the beans.
Isn't that cooked the highness out of it?
No, fire, like heat is what activates the actual weed.
Like you will never,
that's why if you eat weed, you'll never get high.
For real?
You will not get high.
Heat is what activates the weed.
Well, it activates the THC in the weed, it's either or.
It activates it for eating.
Yeah.
Damn.
That's not so much.
The reason we have the water
is to make sure the brush is in the,
because we don't want that on the,
we don't want to waste our weed.
I put this brush in such a big one
that it's not really melting.
Cool.
Thanks.
My brother has mounted and I've been meeting you.
OK.
She's fried.
She's already fried.
She's fried.
OK, so that's around two hours.
That's only three hours right there.
There's got to be a better, a more efficient way to do this.
Just buy the Rizzo syringe, buy the mutter, where will we even get the mutter from?
Do you know if it's in the weed dispenser region?
Definitely, you could definitely get weed mutter out of dispensary.
How do you know that?
I don't.
They're the same dispensary.
Asghar. Asghar.
Use an air fryer.
Hey, sweet cheeks, where can I get a weed butter?
Mmm, itty sweet cheeks, you're gonna make me blush.
If you're asking where to buy it, honestly,
most dispensaries in legal states sell pre-made can of butter.
Look for cannabis-infused butter or can of butter right on the shelf.
shelf. Usually near the edibles. Brands like Kiva or Wana do little tubs of it. Super easy.
Just check the T-S-E dose. Okay, and then do I cook it into my brownies or do I use it
as a butter to spread on the brownies? Oh honey, you can do both. But let me break it
down so you don't waste a single drop. If you want to bake brownies, swap out whatever
oil or butter the box mix calls for with your can of butter. One for one. Melt it
First, if it's solid, mix it in.
Oh, that's way better.
Well, I'll get a can of butter,
and then we'll cook the cookie.
We'll make cookies, but instead of using butter,
we'll use wheat-infused butter.
I like that.
So, okay, so since you only have two seats in the SL,
do you wanna go and then I'll do my mod applications
and then come back and then we do it?
Yeah.
Is that a plan?
Yeah.
Chad, is that a plan?
Or do y'all want me to go with him?
done no shit why are you all saying no shit
no okay okay okay here's what we can do hear me out hold on one i'll go do my watch thing
what you do your mod shit and then what watch the game you cannot go i'm gonna go do it myself
i know i'm just gonna go to the store get a little pic and then i'm gonna do it
Okay, so you're gonna go to the what you're gonna go to his house to get the watch it yes
I'll be back by seven oh
Six okay, so in an hour we both have to be ready to go to the dispensary
Again, you're gonna be late. I already know you're gonna be late. I'm gonna be late. Yes
You I've been seeing them. Are you being late?
You miss two flights to open Vegas. I did not miss two flights. I actually made my first flight. That's why I'm here
streaming right now early
It's a new holiday
Imagine my bag. Oh, this is tough. How much was this one?
Did you get it?
It's what?
You not getting the same one
All right
You want a picture of today? Yeah, later, I'll be right back.
He has a fucking weed blower in his room.
Holy shit, he has like an infinite hotboxer.
What's that in?
It's not a weed blower, dumbass, it's a diffuser.
Wait, I miss your eyes?
Oh yeah, you're already fried. I'm fucking fried already.
Don't hide, hell.
I'm not trying to get high let's go out of here.
I
Which I have a question
Yeah, is that is the actual all those on silky same just so it wasn't running? Yeah, but now that I'm back on here
It should right yeah
Got it
All right, Jack before I drive 15 minutes to Drew's house
Is there anywhere else you guys can think of where I can get a watch pick that like would be like closer by or no
second order
Let's see. Watch.
Um...
My house.
The rush has this.
They're selling a jewelry shop.
That might also have it, yeah.
a body piercing shot? I'm not going to Rolex. You've got to be able to get like a watch pick
out like Walmart, no? I ordered it on Amazon and got like a whole set. Watch link remover.
So you have one for sure at your house. I mean, yeah, it should work on this. It's
super easy. You just pull it out, take the link out and then you just reconnect it.
You can get one at, so you have a whole kit at the LSES house.
Yeah.
How far is it?
Ah.
What's the address again, Sheriff?
20 minutes.
Just go to a Rolex, need a screwdriver, they said.
I have a Rolex.
Is that not a Rolex?
It is.
It's, look, wait, let me see.
finger it's like flip it easy yeah no it is
keys well I don't do I just go to a job what Ron doesn't have one wrong goes to
Like what jewelry shop there's a piercing and jewelry shop 1.5 miles away
There's a Pandora 13 miles away chat would Pandora do it 13 miles or minutes
Whoa
I
Was a seat
You drove them to the airport
Y'all not gonna like y'all are being useless right now
Okay, you guys are being useless.
Call before you go.
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to call Pandora.
That's pretty smart.
I'm wondering if you guys do like late removal services on watches.
What is it called?
Fast Fix?
Thank you.
Alright, easy.
Fast Fix, jewelry and watch repairs.
minute drive. I told you no you did not no one in this chat told me I figured it
out myself by being a grown man that calls the store and get shit done that's
what I'm known for in this world it's getting shit done doesn't matter the
the settings it doesn't matter any of the details I get shit done
You have a two-tone BMW?
Two-tone, yeah, yeah, it's not tough, right?
You don't like it?
You don't like the two-tone?
You got a two-tone BMW.
It's not tough?
That's not how I want it to be.
He has a two-tone BMW, Chad.
It's a work in progress, bro.
Hey, always trying new shit.
Not bad, not bad.
A little two-tone BMW.
Oh, it's even two-tone on the back too?
I did a 50-50 square on the back as you can see.
So half of it is blue, half of it is white.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Cut this out.
Why do you make a face?
No, I didn't.
Oh, don't push the car.
Oh, it's time to stop, it's time to stop.
What?
Huh?
No, it's tough.
I've never seen a 2TOM BMW like that.
No, just trust the process, bro.
Gonna fix a wrap, maybe put a little lip on it.
What do you mean fix the wrap?
Like, fix the wrap.
It's not even wrapped.
Yeah, fix the wrap.
It's just expensive.
Dan Leysche, I remember watching you back in a day.
Now you have such a chiseled jawline.
Thank you so much for appreciating that compliment, Chad.
Alright, see you at one.
Let's gooooo!
Alright, Chad, we on the way! We on the way!
I love this stuff. I love this stuff. You know what's the answer to constipation is the way you look at it.
Click, click, click, click. No, Snowy. Snowy, I'm not kidding. I'll give you money per month if every time the ad gets ran.
You put the link in the chat like once or two times. Thanks, Snowy.
I'm gonna take it with another wave.
Whoa!
What is that?
He's going to Storato.
I think he'll be wrong.
It's an off road wave.
Who's driving that?
I don't know, but it's an off road.
Oh my gosh!
I'm so sick of this.
I'm so sick of this.
Yo, how much is that car?
Yeah.
That's right.
Just a rattle is tough.
But you- it's not meant to be driven on- on the road?
No, it is.
But it's like, it has-
I like the car!
It's driving on the fucking dirt.
That's tough.
Sight, sight, sight, sight, ah, dude
I mean, it's different than another way
We ain't married, but tonight it needs some consolation
When the sun goes down, it's the magic hour
That's it, the magic, the thrill, and out of all the others
That'll fill up the skies, you got your dream on your mind
I can see it in your eyes
Why you sat here with your face screwed up?
Don't leave while your heart is tap-match screwed up
I don't have my seatbelt on. It's just in California it's not a law required to have the front strap on.
The way you look at me is saying you must say the same thing.
I prefer the word, I prefer the word for me to say the same thing.
I guess I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
It's a chat.
Guess what, um, guess what, uh, content series I'm starting soon.
So, you guys know how Mr. Beast has like his like whole empire of YouTube channel where
he does like challenge videos and all this cool stuff.
I'm doing my own series called Mr. Freak where it's going to be an only fan stage and I'm
going to have a bunch of challenges where people can win money but there are going
to be sex challenges.
Like it's going to be like who can last the longest in bed wins a million dollars
or like, real dildo, real penis versus dildo challenge.
Whoever gets it right wins $100,000.
So I'm gonna like,
sexify all of the challenges that Mr. Beast does
in his videos and I'm gonna monetize it on OnlyFans.
I think it's a really good business proposition
and nobody's really done it before.
So, I think I might do it, bro.
I think I might do it.
It's so much fun.
How about home?
Maybe like a first to get pregnant.
First to get, first to get,
Lock, lock 10 people in a house first to get pregnant wins like a free college tuition for their kids like it's a great to great video concept
I'm in my room, I'm in my room I'm in my room
I'm in my room, I'm in my room
I'm in my room, I'm in my room
I'm in my room, I'm in my room
Licking at my bitch, I bet she get your ass a bomb
Licking at my rich, setting tegen your ass to smell
Stretching in the streets, sitting on the table and all the mo
Double-headed monster with a mind that these hoes should be real chevy
It says it's just my character
All black books, niggas choose lavender
I never needed any sickness from all you have status
Hair cycles be easy before it's not flabby
Before it's charged, they're cracking up the walls now
Give me a song, shall we?
When it says it's like it's going down
Whoa, hold on, it's like it's off
You never made me mad
I gotta have a fuckin' flavor meat up
In my favorite cake of cake
Death for its huge claws at the platform
When it's something useful, I'm a good boy
When he came in your house, he could ask for another child.
What happened?
Who's birthday?
Yeah, we're streaming, say, happy birthday!
Hey!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, came to Jacksonville with Mel Poe.
Ho-click, hop and hop, say, take one, spin and take ten,
then raise final as my chair first.
Let's say it's 24, then it's over.
I need a banger song, bro. I need a banger song and I can't see because the fucking son is blinding me.
I
Don't I can't think of a good song right now. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I need to buy sunglasses
I'm gonna go to fucking like card here
Wait, is the car here or is it some sunglasses?
I can't see.
Why is there a tape of like...
Now I can't see the water at all, bro.
Bro, I'm lovin' like a kind of vibrate now where I want like this kind of sound.
I'm not a bad guy.
I can't talk to you.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
No, no!
How can I do this all of a sudden?
This all looks like a hanger.
I'm just a little bit of a fan of the band, I'm just a little bit of a fan of the band
I'm just a little bit of a fan of the band, I'm just a little bit of a fan of the band
Don't turn the light off about you, they're nice and I'm not too old
The waves been faking me out, can't make you happy on top
Sometimes I think about you
Hey, nice to meet you
You guys have taken me out
You can't make me laugh
Hey, I wanna hear what song I was obsessed with back when I lived in Dallas
And I was like living by myself
But I gotta find it
I gotta find it
What was he doing?
Really?
Really?
It's a fucking re-fucking asshole!
Now piss me off!
I don't know what this song was called!
Was it this?
I can't help but feel like right there.
So it's like a stage one, you'll kind of end up being refreshed.
Oh, it was a baby Keem song!
But like...
I don't remember what the name of it was.
No, it wasn't 16, it was a different one.
I liked 16?
Oh my god, wait, something that I just...
I don't know.
Look at this.
It was like a great vibe song, bro.
I thought I'd be wearing nice clothes
I thought I'd run upon a way
I thought ice cold
It was my main bitch fucking with my side clothes
They sit on my face and I attack them
Choose a dope job and I pack him
When it comes to my kids I'm straight acting
On his bra I'm in a cool smuggle
Cat piss, the bitch
Shut the fuck up
So I don't have to finish my business
This was water, man
But where do I park?
I
Can you guys make sure nails
Honest, honest, honest
Honest, honest, honest
Like honest, honest
Honest, honest, honest
Like honest, honest
Honest, honest, honest
Like honest, honest
I love this, I love this
Big bro Key, I'm smoking it only for the culture
No Chad, talking, steppin' out of the y'all
Right, talk back to me
I ain't been chillin' like a million
They just all can't chill, so I'm feelin' it
Smoke so loud
I'm smokin' on it for the dope shit
Don't care, talkin' steppin' out of their roads
What that mean?
Been chillin' like a million
I'm down, can't chill, so I'm feelin' it
I'm high, yeah, how they tell I be?
Selling it up, man, but that's not till
I cover cameras, fuck up, buy some shit
I can't rest, she's a mattress
She just wanna love me, I swear to say have it
Just a couple million
I'm a couple million
They give them my millions, I know
I ain't with the demons, they just ain't looked up by my dancers
I'm tap on the fashion, they know
Merges with that gangstress to hold it down now
Fuckin' on her best friends, just to meet a sick take like that ain't no secret
Yeah, what year was it where I was living in Dallas by myself?
2023 damn son my name's little late king and late who in this chat would want to fuck me
I got a look, I got a look.
Did I go on?
Yeah.
I posted an Instagram like post on my main personal Instagram and I'm used to them getting
like like look like 5,000 likes 8,000, 6,000 and it has almost 90K.
The reason I post on there is because I want it to be like a spam post.
I didn't want it to be like an official post.
And then I, if fucking hit the explore page, bots.
Yeah, bro.
Did you ever used to get bought followers and you were a little kid, so you
can look like you had a lot of followers on Instagram?
No, I would just post on my Instagram like like this to like one like equals
one prayer.
And I would post that picture of a guy who died just to try to farm likes.
All right, you're one of those kids.
This guy had a fucking livery on his Kiev sedan or fucking vestibule
Is that Aura?
But no
Like I have some tiktok with you here at the mall
Huh?
So like you gotta be like standing like clicking your tap-cap and I'm gonna go up to you and ask you how many likes for free tap-caps
Okay
Well, no, but it's not for me. It's not for my account. Sure, bro. Let's do it right here. Let's do it right here
Yeah, just be like on your phone like I'm clicking your tap-cap right
I
See how many lights for free tap caps
Yeah
50,000
Yeah, why are you using the method what you try to get free stuff from me? It's not for my account, bro
And I just reported it.
Wait, where am I going again?
The washroom.
Alright, bet, nerd emoji.
No, because that's what they say.
That's what they say in the video.
No, they don't.
I should say who they say.
No, that's what they say.
ask you literally make a video to get for me to owe you a free Tesla and you owe me
one you owe me 30,000 dollars. Do I actually have to pay him for that? Yes you owe me either
$30,000 or a brand new Tesla. Alright I'll get you I'll get you a new Tesla.
Alright good.
Do you even know where we're going? Yeah. It's calling right there. Alright Chad here
we go. It's time to get my link removed so I can officially wear this every day.
Oh, they have nice tourings, I get a nice little piece.
I need a glass.
I think it nails all the way.
Ah, yeah, I just want to clean it up and show you how it looks.
That's one.
Perfect.
Yeah, there's another sign.
What's your name, uh, Nick?
No, it's...
I don't know if I can say no.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's a bank's plug-a-jack.
Here you go, plug-a-jack.
Thank you.
Oh, look. See, I posted straight.
Oh, my candy truck?
Candy.
I said this is kind of hard, but I do got chrome on my body.
I got chrome on my body, I'm the man of steel.
Chad, how long do I have until me and Silky make weed brownies?
You guys changed title to Cooking Edibles with Silky?
And now he's going to get fried and play Rocket League.
Or maybe there's a co-op game I can play with Silk.
What's a good co-op game I can play with Silk and Jen?
Why don't you just show Silk you how to play Rocket League?
I don't think I've seen him play before.
Yeah, I'm making sure he doesn't go in the back of the board.
How you doing?
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, appreciate it.
Let's see if you can do it right now.
You can play card.
What's that one game I saw it was like it's like two no's and you got a break into a house
Don't you titles what's the title? What's the title?
I got you, bro, yeah.
It's called Birkley Nose.
Bro, change the title, dude.
Shout them out.
I'm going to watch them.
You going for real?
Let's see.
I'm going to watch them.
How much have us left?
Let's see.
I'm going to watch them.
Good.
That'll be the title.
We good.
All right.
Talk to you, bro.
Keep the title.
That's the title.
that's tough that's not tough well that's what she told them to do oh by the way
your mom sent me out of the car today yeah I saw that was the only fucking
P.O. in a whole week I'm not going to the field box anymore
I'm spending more money mostly than the revenue on the videos I'm making
yeah well did Mikey post that P.O. opening on YouTube why bro you is wait
Did he post the other one? The World Shortest PO opening?
I think so.
Let me see.
But you're telling me there was not one person from that video?
It was like, that was like, damn, I feel bad.
That's what I'm saying. Yes, that makes sense.
To be honest, has anybody in the chat
sent you anything PO or no?
Just to say yes. Don't don't just say yes,
just actually tell me the truth.
No
But I don't understand why it takes 20 minutes not even it takes five minutes
Let me find that peel box in here
Streamer gets a real job. Oh, yeah, my views are doing very good
See does it fit better all
Perfect actually perfect
W Daily.
Tell me one more.
I'll put you tired.
You'll be too tired if I do one more?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll rock with this.
You said what?
Wait, my body's going to expand?
Yeah.
Wait for real?
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm gonna shrink in the summer my summer body's gonna be elite
Tell you, 2026, summer lacy's come a different.
My body's gonna be my prime.
But then you just quit the lacy lock-in?
No, I'm still locked in.
I'm just not doing the challenge any more.
Why?
Because you knew you weren't gonna get to 170?
No, because I find more enjoyment in life, experiencing all the great parts of life.
Is this is how you say it every time?
That I do it once in a while.
I love just trying new foods, going out to eat and getting nice dinners, that I enjoy that way more than going to the gym and lifting higher.
I'm going to be honest with you, Max.
Wait, so can we start a food YouTube channel?
I'm going to be honest. I think I'm just going to continue fat and take over the channel by myself.
And I'm going to document that.
Should we just change the fat and then we can just make a food channel?
We can ask that too, but I think I'm just going to take over the channel by myself and just run my own solo documentary.
documentary of who's going. Are you sure? Because it's already on the road to being a food channel.
The most most food video is about food. Not making a food channel. Actually the two most
food videos are about food. I'll send you to the fat to fit. Oh fat to fit. That's what I gotta do,
chef. Marvin's gone for three months. We have zero videos of how are we gonna upload videos
when he's gone for three months three. I mean he's already cooked, John, and posted in two
That's what I'm saying.
And now he's gone for a week, too?
What are the impossible?
Too fatter.
That to fit.
It's got to change.
And I'll do gym videos by myself and then I'll also do collaborations with other people.
You're not even committed?
I know I'm not committed, but it's too hard to film a video once a week.
How am I going to be committed to that?
And then when there's like two month breaks, it's just, it's not going to work.
The channel's literally just not going to work.
Black truck.
Tell them that they're watching me.
Would you all even tell the street what happened that one night?
I don't think I told the street.
Oh wait, where were we driving?
I wasn't with you.
No, we were driving somewhere else.
We were driving like San Diego.
You did?
Did I tell you what happened one night?
Don't lose the link.
You ever want to sell it?
You did.
I don't think I did.
Oh, you did.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It got worse. I'm not kidding chat. You all remember what I told you I felt like I was being followed by a black truck
That one day
So right before Vegas two nights before on the night before I picked Darla up from her apartment
Keep in mind. This is like three o'clock in the morning. Okay, maybe even okay, but I've been like two o'clock in the morning
I'm driving down the road to our house
Zero cars on the street. I kid you not zero like I was the only car on the street
street because it was so late at night. I'm driving back to our house on the main
road. No cars. I see a black truck parked on the side of the road. I'm like, okay,
it's a little like I didn't really think about it at all. But because it was just
turned off on the side of the road. As soon as I drive past the black truck, it
turns on and starts driving behind me. I put this on everything I love this
happened. It starts driving behind me as soon as I drive past it. The car
randomly turns on and it starts driving then I make a left because I said to
Darla I was like this guy's following me because he was like he was like driving
slow enough to the point where I was like why is he driving so slow behind me I
make a left he follows makes the left so then I'm about to turn to the road
that leads up to the house and I'm just sitting there in the turn lane
waiting to see if he drives by me he drives by me super slow and a bald
dude I see him he peeks over like this out of the car and looks over at me
We locked eyes. It was a bald guy. He drove super slow past me. So then I
Acted like I was turning left. He might he's going this way. I act like I'm turning left and
I I made the turn, but I stopped in the middle of the road to see if he would keep driving on
everything I love on the Bible he you turns in the middle of the road you turns to me as
As I'm like I like I like baiting them as I'm faking making a left he makes a u-turn
in the middle of the road and starts driving back down I'm I got spooked
obviously and I just gunned it up to the thing I'll show y'all right now y'all
think I'm lying watch this y'all think I'm lying
Look, no, but I texted on Thursday in the group chat with all the guys, someone's following
me, 100% was sitting on the side of the road on the, on the road, I drive past, he starts
driving.
So I make a turn, then I stop and he turns and a gap came outside and he was like, yo,
Are you good?
And that came out,
but I'm telling you, bro,
it was scary, like actually scary.
Like it was just weird,
like the energy that like,
like the fact that there was no cars on the road.
And as soon as I drive past him,
he turns his car on and starts,
and starts driving.
Like that's just weird like movement.
I
Wasn't a stream cypress. I wasn't live it was the middle of the night. It wasn't so far. It's 6 30 in the sense
Yeah, it's kind of nice
WP and I can't see pain. I'm drawn by the driving
How five things that have never happened?
I don't know how you guys can say it's fake when I just showed you text with me in a group chat
from five days ago.
I'm gonna be texting the guy and saying someone's following me. He did a new turn I
Don't know what it could be chat like
Like my first thought is that someone hired a private investigator on me. I'm so serious
I'm so serious and
And people will call me crazy right now. People will think I'm paranoid until something happens. Watch. Watch.
What's happening? Are you sure you're saying I'm not suicidal?
I'm not. I'm not suicidal. I don't do drugs. There's nothing wrong with me at all. I'm perfectly healthy.
Like, I'm a little overweight, but like, I'm perfectly healthy when it comes to actual health.
I'm telling you, somebody ordered, somebody hired a private investigator or some shit on me.
And I don't know why.
Alright, RG7 is in.
Baby Keem I invented it!
I need like a great live song.
Like, like this kind of song, bro.
When I met you in the summer
So my heart beat sound
We fell in love
As the leaves turned brown
Now we can be together baby, as long as skies are blue
You act so innocent now, but you like so soon
When I met you in the summer
you
you
you
you
you
You
She want my name, we fuckin' have a cut
What a good life, ain't it, where the fuck you ridin'
Wanna fuck you, see it all, but it's always so sweet
And sad, I'm dead, you gon' probably close you blockin'
But she gives you a good price, she gave me that
We're back in class, the next class is on rent
Wanna rush and go to bed, you interrogate that bitch like you the best
So she says, we in love with her rock star, rock star
Wanna smoke my wings so she ask me where the top store top store
Oh, top store, oh, yeah
How do they put me in charge?
I don't know, I don't know
I'm just a muckin' muckin' kid
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
How do they put me in charge?
I think he's like a popular creator his name's Dez like D.E.S. that's the name to give me
I'm sure someone in the chat knows him, he says he's popular, he says he does content
entirely.
We're not Desk Riot, D-E-S, not Clova y'all.
Look at what you've done, it's yourself falling away from me, and when it takes so long, it
I was out, what do you want to be?
Don't hold it in on me
I was out, what do you want to be?
Could it be so strong?
Jack, Jack, what's Dez's song called?
Don't you care, now every other day
We're watching you fall in
Oh, oh, oh, oh
The gosh of your body feels tight
Come on, let me outside
Oh, I'm on the outside
And everything's gonna be alright
No money at all
I'm on the outside
No money at all
And everything's gonna be alright
No money at all
You're holding on me for right over here, the music doesn't seem to be much of a scene, face gas.
Why so many people watchin' life? We see the rain fallin' in our hole.
Don't you ever be afraid
And don't you ever stay
My time is now
My time is sometimes
When the crowd runs through the crowd
Sometimes I find what lies behind all the doubt
Who's money I'm getting, my god
I keep it as a long hollow
So I happily lay down
No, I can't let them breathe
No, I won't let them take me
You know they should just raise me up
So they'll be alive
You know I'm starting to get heartache
Steady setting the bar
And they're happy for me
I
Know we didn't even make the animals yet child we home now we gotta go make animals with big bilky woo right now
You're such an ugly bastard
Oh
Wait, what else do we need chat
Why did I just see
You need the weed butter? Yes, I know, but what else do we need ingredient-wise to make the brownies itself?
Brownies from scratch, can you even do that?
How do you make, no, we're making cookies.
How do you make cookies from scratch?
I get the harm.
a motorcycle nice on it people watching that was kind of stuck in my head a
little bit yeah how do you make that who's that
Okay, so how do you make Kirby some stretch?
I guess someone is investigating a guy with a Spider-Man and Thug's tattoo.
What would you tell someone?
Like, if you got locked up in prison and then like, like, six foot seven Tyrone locks
up to you and he's like, hey, how'd you get that tattoo?
Like, what's the story?
What do you mean?
How'd I get the tattoo?
Like what's it stand for?
Are you saying it's...
It's my click.
It's your click?
It's your gang?
Don't walk up to me like you're a guy in jail.
Hey, Pip Squeak.
Yeah, you. Yeah, you.
Yeah, it was good.
What's that thug's tattoo mean?
This right here?
Yeah, that.
It's my clique.
It's my gang, my clique.
It's what I rap.
Killers for them killers.
Don't drop the soap.
Yeah, you're dead day one?
What the? Oh.
Bro, it looks like a door opened by itself.
You did it.
All right, hold on.
Bro, you would be holding pockets.
No, I would not be holding pockets in prison.
Right, darling people watching?
I'm muddied?
No, I'm not.
Okay. How to make cookies from scratch.
Here's how to make mini chocolate chip cookies in just ten minutes.
We're together, matcha-fluff the light brown sugar and brown the light brown sugar until
the...
Oh, start slow down, buttercup.
Here's how to make mini chocolate chip cookies in just ten minutes.
Wait, that's dead-ass easy!
That's dead-ass easy!
easy please don't make anything so cookies recipe one I need can of butter
What's up? You all about to make about a big cookies you want to try what I've done
No
Yeah
My last YouTube video has a hundred
You can hear it opening in me when I have a monitor?
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm down.
I just want to...
Yeah, but...
I'm out of batteries.
No, we can split them, we can split them.
We can split them.
Wait, so you actually don't want to try one cookie?
Uh...
Can of butter.
I need...
Wait, what do I need?
Cut the chick cookies in just 10 minutes.
We still got a matter that's a light round sugar...
Round sugar?
Round sugar?
What is bicarbonate soda?
Why is bicarbonate soda?
Oh, baking soda?
Okay.
And then salt.
Salt and salt.
And then tampering.
Mix and then chocolate chips.
Mix, then 10 chocolate chips.
Okay, so now I just need to do the, now I need to know how much of each.
Hey, talk to me, I need chocolate chip cookies in just 10 minutes.
We still got a lot to cook, so light on.
150 grams?
Get a food scale.
I'm not buying a food scale.
Wait, wait, is this in UK measurements?
All right, a nestle homemade chocolate chip cookies recipe.
What the fuck is this?
A Ruth Wakefield.
Ingredients.
Okay.
This is low key of good thing, right, Chad?
Two one-fourth cuts of all-purpose flour, one teaspoon baking soda, one teaspoon salt,
one cup of butter.
So this is the can of butter, right?
I do one cup of can of butter, yes?
And this will actually get us high.
How do we know this will get us high?
Use my mom's website, she's a baker.
Rince Carlton chocolate chip cookies she got pictures and everything is there
picture your mom? W mom. W mom. W mom. W mom. Okay. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until
floating around. But, but, it seems easy. We got a picture of it? Get chocolate weed?
That's a thing
What is the strange attack of flight 103
Yeah, thank you for the 21 of you array oh
Guess the car by the tail lights. I'm a car
Bet with easy medium and hard levels you get 10 points for each correct answer. Okay
you deserve. Good luck. Round one.
That's gonna be Ford, Ford, Ford, Ford, Ford. No. Like maybe two minutes.
The next answer is Ford Mustang GC. Round two.
easy easy easy easy easy easy easy
that's so big
oh
oh wait no no no no no that's a that's a that's a four that's a four
Are you a stupid sack of fucking shit?
Let's go on a little, come on.
Pactraw? Later tonight, later tonight, later tonight, later tonight, later tonight.
No.
Lights out in people watching.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Why is click your camera?
I don't know.
Let's go on to Twitter.
At least your video is followed by a black check at 3am after speaking on the Etsy files.
Where the hell is the house?
What the hell is the house?
I don't know.
It's in here.
Woo-woo!
Woo-woo!
Alright.
Yo, Mercify.
Fuck you!
Woo-woo!
Here to try one more time.
Woo-woo!
Oh, shit.
Told her I'd be here at seven.
You here at seven?
I told you.
Told me something you're not done yet.
I literally have five more.
I literally have five more.
I swear.
You said I was going to be late when you're a little less late.
It's only three minutes.
I could do five more than you.
What do you tell her about it?
See what I'm saying?
Merciful I think he tough because he got Kaiman.
This one was wrong with Negus.
Yo bro, you want to see an application
that somebody just pulled from you?
Look, the Negus just said, what is your church user
name?
He was a Kaiman.
He was a kind church mob, right?
Okay. Mercify. He's been following Suki since 2020.
Okay. Then he says, how often do you choose to the Suki stream? Rarely.
Okay. What the fuck are you applying for? What times are you in?
Is the time? What days and times are you available to moderate?
The vet time zone. Valid. What device do you watch these on?
The vet headquarters. Oh, shit. Do you have moderation experience?
You had any twist chats. It's so listed channels for that.
Why do you want to become a moderator for Suki channel? Cause I am a vet.
I had him as a model for you have a bottom and nigga he never modded yeah
but you should bottom do a mod again you have to the vet headquarters bro if
you said the event headquarters think about how much time he's got right now
nigga he has no time yes he does yet the vet headquarters Logan where you at
I
Ask you if the story is real
Huh, what's the wrong? They don't believe me about the other night. What about okay? No, what did I what did I text group chat?
You came outside for the other night. Oh, that's somebody was following you. Thank you
They got lying nigga. It was really on my shoe. I really left like I really love my stream
Wow, it's like mid game
To the end got the call
Bro, you're not even a fucking sub again. Like bro, this thing I'mersified. That ass hates me, bro
Suki please I'm from Africa. I applied for the mod. Oh
Don't you hurry up speed and go make weed yes, yes, yes, yes, yes chat
How high will I get off one cookie edible be honest like actually higher? No
Huncho, okay, I remember Huncho every stream each and time all days all days before midnight
We get a lot top know but was modest took each time since we just settled on it
We did have to imagine let me come out already because I'd be active in stream
I'm just important stream another way and also remove tears from track not a lie
He was a mod before Huncho, but no cap when you was a mod again
You didn't you did not like not nothing for like a like a good solid one for two of our life
You're not you're not you're probably already mod
This new what the fuck I seem to the monitor is that I removed it I removed all creators as VIP and mods because I
Want them all to be different because it would the way it should be a mile. What the fuck up
So that move bullshit, Rob. I see hurry up dude
Okay, okay, okay, look look look we got four more four more
That boy ra ra 2021 occasionally watches the stream next my time
What time do you hear in there you watch on a stretch bro next what device he was she's on an LF Fridge
I make money bra
Band SLG bleach yet. This thing is fucking scrolling
Ban as a deeply well, holy shit
T flips, okay. I know T flips. I don't see flips every stream. So wait T flip. Are you in here T for unit?
I think wait your people actually watch streams on their fridge
Moderator for days on our day. Okay. Okay. We're gonna run this. Okay, but we're gonna run this to the AI
We're gonna run this the AI. Yo, last time we caught a nigga with
Let's see this real
Are you dead ass blitz? Are you dead ass?
He said relax
Why are you using AI it's a hundred percent to like a 50 what the fuck?
There was I don't even want to read it, bro
Hey, I fucking demons
Ballers oh my god, this is the one I wanted to see
Fuck you. Oh my goodness, bro. Wait, why don't you like ballers? Well ball is a fucking asshole, bro. Fuck him
Yeah, tell me you're you're never getting
Great choice for like 50 or 15
Because I'm gonna the subject to all of them
Every stream
Every time I'm not a lot I'm not gonna obviously tell niggas who get it
I'm just gonna mod them when I'm off for you. What are you doing? What are you doing?
He's planning something bro. Holy shit. What are you planning bro?
What is he doing bro
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
How do I get it to go, Chad?
I don't think there's a lot of math right here.
This button.
Okay.
Chad, how do I get it to go off?
When they go on most streams, Easter time,
all of us with the five-fifth is really trying to pay to be in line.
You're a loser.
Yo, I suppose I'm with a big 76-month-old and you're so much buddy.
Oh, sure.
fuck you
Dude, this thing doesn't even fucking work
Wait, come here
How about on the green screen?
How about on the green screen?
I have people that I already played down as a mother.
I already want somebody to go on to three, four, five, six,
six, six.
Six people.
Six people.
Six people.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm just hanging out with my bro right here.
You sleeping?
Oh, yeah.
I'm just hanging out with my bro right here.
This is my man.
history is my best friend can't tell you how much I love this guy hey shout out you dude
you're the goat I love you we're gonna be best friends for life
kiss him
nah I know how you're gonna ask gay
someone said they're gonna put you on a treadmill for that first time
I'm gonna ask him about money for a million what else do I do?
I'll just tell you in total and then um yeah you guys will all see our lives a lot tomorrow
you want this bad ass?
That's not it.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out and let's go.
Where's the sunscreen?
Did you look up at the sunscreen?
I know one right down the road.
Right down the road?
And it has to keep the user hand in the butter.
What's that called?
They know me there.
So you're going to say it's a little late.
Run down late.
Run down to continue this common English.
I just stressed myself in my back.
No way to just get...
No way I missed it.
Again, bro?
That's just slapped me across my face.
No, that was the big wound.
So you got a...
Wait, let me see it.
Why are you rewinding back in your seat?
It's not there.
Bro, hit the LeBron method?
What?
You have expended the maximum allowed number of attempts.
Please contact the customer service.
This place sucks.
Should we just go there?
This place sucks.
But they're saying we got another dinky showing.
I missed his piece.
Wait, wait, maybe I should see him on a piece piece?
I miss you they actually say
that shit was hugely absolute weapon of mass destruction out here wielding it like a king
will keep this up and raise my lip. What the fuck. Suki, I am from Africa. We don't
have water. Please let me do your mind. I am not lying about that. I am not lying about
that. They're on a business all of a sudden. Well, let's just go. Fuck it. It's five
minutes away. Wait a second. I can check the website and see if they can get his
I am 21 plus that's funny yeah I thought it was a funny chat it's just was a funny
chat that's why I left they have peanut butter sure bae they do not have
cannabis butter here well which I thought I also had any dispensary would
Oh, they do big Pete's hundred hundred thousand milligram can of butter sativa. Oh
shit
Thousand milligram bro. That's my good frog. Oh, they don't gonna split this split into this. We go get it
Is a thousand milligrams crazy
Yeah, it's sound why I lose out by wrong spam refreshing across the com right now trying to see that's a tea
Let's won't put it to sleep. It's not in the cup. Where's the chair? We're gonna see it
It's a team of spire. I lie. Spire. No, we should get it.
What's your...
Your laser!
Come on, bro. Time for work.
You're not gonna... I'm gonna lie in there anyway.
Because I had to do you. So like, you guys just have to go in.
So are you telling me I can't bring my camera?
I mean, you can, but like...
You don't have to sit in the car and...
So do we just do it?
Alright. Watch the video.
Yeah, it has to be the story of the life.
Wait, uh...
Where did people even see my dick, bro?
Yeah, I gotta stop thinking about something I can't.
I gotta stop thinking about something I can't.
I didn't even see it.
Why are you pausing it like that?
You cannot see my dick.
Bro, you're not even seeing it.
Bro, y'all are baiting me. You guys are weird.
What's up with you all? Why do you want to see my dick?
I don't understand what you mean by that.
You would get out of the closet all the time and see my dick.
I was making sure my broding gets leaked.
Why don't you want to be a good bro and now all of a sudden it's weird?
Wait, so we just go like this.
Okay, so here's our options.
We just go like this.
We go like this.
We go like this.
What's your stuff?
How are you gonna come?
He said he was gonna say, I'm at U Drive.
I got a job where we take the golf cart.
We take the golf cart.
I need a slide.
My trunk is a little cute full.
My seat's are down.
My rack is.
My bag.
Yeah.
My bag's right there.
We gotta go up or down.
Let's go up.
Wait, is it in the garage?
The golf cart?
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Look all the way to the ground.
Use the elevator, okay?
Dang.
Our elevator is not working.
There's another one.
No, Ron used the S3.
What?
What's the word?
Is it?
No.
No, no, it's over here.
It's over here.
Wait, is it actually working?
I forgot my elevator.
How long did it take to come?
Do you think a long time it comes yet? Or does it come quick?
Wait, listen, you can hear it.
I don't hear it.
It's dark out now.
I know, right? This is not tough.
I know, I wrapped it.
Oh, you sure me and Silky didn't go on the bike together?
Yeah, I asked him. I'll go grab the other helmet.
Oh, it's right there, perfect.
What?
That other helmet.
Look at Loki Fit 3 on here.
put it over there i guess if he's doing that why would he not do that the vet bike
i don't know that bike it's my door dash bike
but they're saying the elevator is ready let's not go to the tech wait a minute that's a lot
No, it's not.
I'm trying to see if the elevator is right here.
I guess they did.
Oh god, someone did.
You want to see the bike?
Fuck off my helmet on the back with you.
You can't try it.
No, I can't.
Fuck it, no.
I
Know exactly what he was gonna say
No, he does not gay. It's just like it's having a better view. It's hard
Five gifted yo bucky. Thank you for the five gifted first gets into the week
I'm not I am not pushing this shit up the hill. What do you mean? I promise. I see you guys last time
What's this little hill I'm not supposed to do?
No, it's at 18%.
Oh, fuck.
Can we make it?
I'm not going.
Bro.
Yeah, I can put this little hill.
Fuck you, guys.
It's 18.
We can squeeze on Suki's bike.
Or take two.
What if you take your bike, I say mine.
You're not that guy, though.
What do you mean?
You're just not that guy, though.
OK.
Not that guy, you just, you take your bike, I'll take mine.
You're not that guy.
Okay, who's that?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
Hey Jerry.
Are you fucking wrong up there?
I'm not here.
He's having a home, why are you in his room?
Oh, because you were telling him?
Oh, you were not wrong.
Are you playing a game?
Okay, come here.
You're playing?
Next time, next time.
Do your fucking job when I say okay.
I don't care if I say it or not. You charge a golf cart, you make sure all my panties are locked, and you make sure everything's good, okay?
But I'm gonna say it.
OOOH!
Yo, you fucking shot piggy.
But VIIIIIEEES, you are assholes!
VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
We can walk.
Nigga, you don't walk, bro.
Well, yes I do.
And clearly he doesn't either.
I look better than you.
It is kind of nice though, not a bad show.
Wait, let me go in again, dude.
Let's have it all, man.
Ladies, you want to try a cookie or about a bake?
I'll do it.
Would you make them already?
No, I'm about to go make them right now.
Yeah, I will.
OK.
You go cook them after when they're done playing.
They're special cookies.
I'll eat them.
When they're done playing.
Yeah.
By the what?
I'll cook them.
All right, let me try to cook them.
Wait, where are we going?
It's not done.
Nigga, if you don't want me to stay east.
Maybe if you can sit in the back.
You can sit in the back?
Yeah, I feel like me and Drew is like looking like the same almost yeah low key like low key. He's like a little tall
Yeah, oh we get both
It's racist how's that racist I said Drew can go to the back and you disagree so now you can get your ass in the back
Bro, we could both hit right here if you want. Yo, I'll stop that Jason
Take the phone
A little dark in here not bad
The, uh, the fuel system.
Oh, who I don't know about this one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Do you know how to gas?
No, I don't know how to gas.
I'm just...
Just come on, Stuart.
Whoa!
How far is it?
It's like five minutes.
So why do you say you don't know about this one?
It's just...
Just sit down, bro.
You got snakes?
You got your...
Oh, really?
Fuck.
Okay, they just said he don't know about this one.
Bro, start bro.
Alright, there you go.
What's that on my phone like this?
You can't see him.
You guys are weird.
Does this have like these other headlights?
You have my distance of headlights here?
Why not?
I don't know why I didn't come with it.
Nobody hit a car?
I heard you're selling your other car this one yeah yeah a bunch probably like 55
55 yeah that's a lot I think right
uh 2020 only has 50k miles is it like tune in stuff yeah stage two yeah I
I've seen this a little while.
Why don't you just buy his, Drew?
I don't think you can handle that, bro.
That's just a bad start.
That shit's tougher than that.
It'll be in the end of you.
You forgot to take Silkie.
I am right here, losers.
Stop being weird.
Silkie's in a car.
I literally have the flash on my face.
It doesn't work when it's from the back.
Idiot.
What's wrong with me?
Yeah, you know why I worked for you, weirdo.
Come on.
You're not that dark so you can stop it.
Why do you think I do cocaine?
Come on, bro.
What?
Come on, bro.
I told you.
Come on, bro.
That's like me asking you,
hey, listen, do you think I've ever sold drugs?
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Exactly.
I swear to you
Dude, I swear to you
I swear to you
The worst drug that I've done
is weed
Are you classifying weed as the worst drug? That's why?
No, that's just the worst drug I've done
So can you put it on Jews life you never done coke?
I just have never done it
I just don't do it
Oh no, we didn't see you acting when you do it
I tried it one time in college.
We didn't say I couldn't do it though.
So you've never tried as a streamer?
No.
I swear, bro, that night in the corner of Sada,
when we leave them and you don't see them,
I see them come out the back of the sticker
and was like, I'm sad.
Because I had a bloody nose.
We know how you get bloody nose.
We know how to get bloody nose.
I have a fucked up nose.
I don't know if you remember, he was dead ass drunk.
And he came out the bathroom, he was gone.
You know what you know, he was gone.
I had a bloody nose, and the reason I had a bloody nose
was because I got a cauterization.
Do you know what that is?
A cauterization.
Yes.
I think that's damaged by burns.
We took a lot of it to cauterize.
That's the thing about burns.
It's not.
Did you get your nose cauterized?
They burned the vessels in your nose so you stopped getting body oses.
Max.
So the cows were going to be like...
I saw that people I took my own.
They're still ready for me now.
Don't you have any friends?
And don't you want to say...
Bye for ever?
No.
Bye for ever?
Oh my god!
AHHHH!
Andrew!
How do I go around the traffic?
You're out of the light.
Okay, I could do something.
I don't know. Do we have to make a left up there?
Yes.
Hold on.
Is this angle?
Yes.
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
I didn't think that was a bad song.
I don't know.
It's a very sweet song.
Stop it.
That's a BMW Jam right there.
I am not a BMW driver, I'm an AMG driver, Mercedes driver.
Okay wait, what's my name? Oh wait, this is that AMG.
Did you know we got old AMG? Well, did you know we got old AMG boys?
All Mercedes. These are the cars of the AMG boys.
The Merck boys.
The Merck boys.
My time is, well, my time is, my time is, my time is, my time is, my time is, my time is.
I'm taking buns for guys it's crazy.
What are you talking about?
I'm taking a bun and I'm not setting a bun.
Wait, they don't have this.
How are you not cold?
What are you guys?
What are you saying?
I'm sorry guys, I'm so sorry.
Alright, right here.
Damn, that's what it meant.
Yeah, put my shit up a little bit.
Put my shit up a little bit.
Pause.
See this?
Look I see that little tech right there. I have the same
Be careful when you open the door though because it can't scrape the car. I have the same fucking car
Oh, wait, no, no, we don't but it's like
Yes, I'll go and still keep passing your princess
You're too gross to call me if I just...
I'm gonna need a phone. I can't go inside.
Oh, I forgot you can't go inside.
Not any trouble.
No, I didn't get asked when I called you.
Wait, what if Jason the weed is here?
Jason the weed.
Oh my God, if Jason the weed is here, it's gonna be crazy.
Uh, backpack.
I don't have a... you might have to tuck down.
Ooh.
I forgot my ID.
Okay, guys.
Are you serious?
Let's see what we do.
How do I go to a dispensary and forget the one thing I need?
Because he's coming with me. I was just being mad.
Okay.
My time is...
The fuck are you honking at, you fucking douchebag? I'll fuck your mother!
What?
What?
Piss me off.
This is not that serious, game.
He haunted me.
Maybe if I show him a picture of my passport.
Apparently close for business.
No, they're not.
Notice of right to reclaim a bandit property.
A bandit of promises located at 13.047 Vizier.
No, they did not close my place.
So that, on the attack inventory that was up behind.
They got raiding.
How do we get can of butter now?
They probably got mad weed in there.
I could rob.
We've got to find another dispensary now and I don't have connects with the other one so
There's one there's a cannabis dispensary called stash
From here is it more down there or down here?
I don't know.
What was that day like that?
What the shit?
What?
It smelled like shit for a second.
I don't like cars.
You're driving around.
Why am I driving so close to me?
You took up a lot of space in the road.
Now how do you do it?
I
Know I don't know
I got like a whipperskid like
Please wait now
Why do you know what's up?
Oh
Hey, yo
It's not food.
Hang on, that look you look real.
Okay, wait. I'm looking for can of butter.
My time is now.
Okay, hold on though.
Pick up at this place.
No, don't hit.
How far?
How far is it?
Come on.
It is not far at all five little guys
well
Well, you can't even see me. Oh, there it goes. I should have been like this the entire time
This is all one and is on one
Yo, did you move this shit up?
Yeah, you're good though.
I have a good position.
Okay.
Let me know when it stops.
My legs are moving behind you.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm at a bus.
Thank you.
You're real quick.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I can't see your vlog.
Look back, I'm trying to fix it somewhere in my back.
Bro, you're blocking my view.
Nice to be on camera now.
N***a.
Hold on.
Okay.
I can see that.
What?
You don't wish you could say that.
You don't wish you could say that, can anyone be getting as much sponsors?
Really? I wouldn't get sponsors.
She didn't even know I'd go there.
I'm out of Boston Illegal Union real quick.
So is Jason just the most sponsor of this?
Yeah.
And of that?
Uh, yeah.
Damn.
I don't get sponsors.
You don't.
I actually wonder why I don't get sponsors.
What is a wall?
It's shit, man.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are we having?
What are you talking about?
I'll tell you what's shit.
Rums, can you keep track and make sure
you don't get hit by a car?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Rums can you keep track and make sure it's working?
He has to see what's going on inside.
Why no lie?
Because y'all get fried on the street.
Oh no.
Oh, you do got a power draw sponsor.
And you did just have a door to the sponsors.
I
Don't care
So you don't do it get on
Getting sponsored by like a big big brand that I couldn't careless
Who said that I didn't say that I've never said that I always thought I would
I
First yeah
I always thought it's numbers, right
So who was it I said
I don't know
I'm pretty sure they just could come out of context. Oh, I know a damper surely said he's not never taken on I
would
It's just gotta be right
One city win or a dead, I don't know, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I just wanted to know as to why they win.
If they previously said that they would end up dead.
I don't think getting them in is a bad time. I just think it's like, um...
The only thing I think is, like, you know, it's like,
when niggas see you win OD, OD, OD, they don't want to get more.
Sure.
You see what I'm saying?
I think as long as you are 18 plus, and you know, probably men can make decisions for themselves.
Yeah.
You are God in France.
Hey, what the fuck?
My mom was right about you.
Oh my God, it's a Domino's delivery driver!
So, what do you want to steal his pizza?
What do you mean?
Do you want to see this shit on Twitter?
Word of the word, never stop.
Y'all, I've been on it.
What, what, what?
Bro, the nigga had his penis in a pizza box.
What?
He's dead out of, bro.
You realize Twitter's a for you page, right?
Y'all, I think Ray's talking to that son of a gun.
All right, Jenny, you think Ray's talking to that son of a gun?
I'm not a lot of Jenny to eat in it.
I think he's replying to somebody with that son of a gun.
He had his dick in a pizza box?
Yes bro, yup, Rage is sweet, yup, it was Rage is sweet bro, the n***a had his dick in a pizza box
and why did Rage have that succeed?
Wait, he like opened the pizza box?
Bro, he opened the pizza box and his dick was dead ass in the pizza box, man.
That's big.
How do I...
How do I U-turn this one?
Oh, shit.
I'm holding traffic up.
Oh my god, he's on the go.
Oh, I'm on the line?
I actually been to this road for the first time in a while.
No, I don't know if I should turn right out.
All right, man, you can't see what's going on in the other guys' cars.
And then the issue is you literally can.
You just got to wait.
You got to time it with that car that's coming.
Why are they going?
Oh, I would have been right here.
Oh my god, you have mad time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, yeah, he's going to go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh!
Oh my god.
He was been flashing.
Pussy stop hesitating.
You just lost him.
Yeah.
Fuckin' we did it.
Oh, Rouse will quite go straight.
Oh my god.
Two birds with one stone type shot, not a bad shot.
Not a bad shot at all.
Not a bad shot.
I don't think they're gonna let me in.
So, should you go into Rouse and look for the other seat while I go in here?
They don't look open.
Maybe this is it right here.
Oh, shit.
We can get two P.O.Vs drone.
I don't think we can do one.
No, that's fine.
We can stand that.
Oh, no video recording.
It says that?
Let's see what a bro word of roses ever and they're gonna ask right you too, right?
Probably I'll say you go around and I go in here not a bad show and then I meet you in Ralph's
Just can't about it, right?
How that's not bad wool
Let me see if they let me know
Well, let's just see what he did maybe they know the king Ella
Here's who get out anyways because you're gonna have to come around
No video recording to protect all you got to show your idea for you than going to the dispensary
Alright come on just look
Huh wait is that green light can I go?
Lacey, you're a jelly bubble?
Where are you?
Who's screaming?
Go ahead and throw my dog in the contract.
Oh, I couldn't talk without really quick.
Run around?
Just really quick, so he gets a...
A little cheating case of the year?
Just think about it.
I think so many of them we probably have 20 minutes left.
10 minutes to go.
Yeah, let's go to the crosswalk.
Let's go to the crosswalk!
Didn't just say that.
Just really quick, really quick.
J.K. New.
Someone changed title to Lacey Get Smash J Walking.
You guys just wish the worst on me, girl.
Nice quick little stop, and they've been allowed to wait for Zookie.
So if you want to even know I left
Inspired with something how you doing
You're chilling I'm doing great
Oh chicken, that's the case again. Yes regular and then look at tomatoes
We need that rice.
We're saying get silky one.
Really?
Get two, get two.
Two steak?
Yeah, and I got one chicken.
Fuck, are you just regular?
I'm regular, I'm regular.
Put it right over there too, you got it?
Yeah, yeah.
Because silky might want chicken or steak.
Okay.
Sides?
Watch the cross?
Hurry up, silky's pie almost done.
Oh.
Oh.
Broke me in a bayon.
I'm going to get a little water to come to fun.
I'm not gonna hit the fire.
I'm telling you, the only thing I get is a link to a fire.
So, you know how Mr. Visa challenge videos, you know how these videos are, how you do
that, how you do that.
7 of these things, title of the list are free, and the host calendar videos like that.
Okay, okay, think about it.
Wait a minute, I'll show you.
I'll just rough it up.
That sounds really good.
I'll show you now.
Okay, I'll show you now.
That's not true, he's a privateer.
What's that for, Lil' Ed?
Right here.
Right here, that's all of it.
You know what you're talking about?
That's your policy right here.
Fuck, so just probably looking for us at last.
Fuck, where is Steelekin's at?
Tell me we're in the vegetable section.
Just tell me we're in the vegetable section.
Yo, yo, did you get it?
Okay, talk to me.
The bad news.
Okay, bad news is, I went in and they didn't have the can of water.
Okay, what's the good news?
The good news is, is that they had the pink Jesus can of butter.
What is pink Jesus can of butter?
I don't know, but I think it might send us to heaven. Let's do it.
Okay, well listen. Oh god. Well, I'm in the food section. Okay, pull up.
Why am I looking at cheese? Why am I looking at cheese?
What are you talking about? Why are you talking about cheese?
I can see you want to talk about my nose.
I see him
That's not me
That's not me. I'm on a Taco Bell. I'm at rock
I ain't here called for a little lay yet
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing fast in the bathroom?
That is your time.
It's over.
You got a monocaine sun for 7 fucking days.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Yeah, I know trust me. I know it's over. That's it's over
Because of you
I
I think you should use this can of butter.
No, I said that.
Oh god, salvage him in the other grams?
You know what I mean, he said that normally it's like this.
So whatever, whatever, like how many, like two keys of wine or whatever he's put it into,
he's got to divide by that.
You're not gonna hold on to that.
There's another one.
That other one's out of place, right?
Why do you buy another one?
It's just kind of my little family.
I just want to have a tight clinker.
I don't want to have a small one.
Oh, are these three really waiting for a chocolate one? Really?
We got you one
You have no talk about bone
I guess we have to tell you.
You don't know, right?
No.
Of course, look at what Charlie's like.
Charlie's like, dude.
Bro.
Don't drop the lead.
He's not.
It's terrible.
It's like, let him be wicked.
You're gonna taste terrible?
You're gonna taste better?
You're gonna get high. Remember, you need to use us.
You guys get high, dude. Like, you're gonna get high.
I'm just talking about what to do. I don't know, dude.
Punch wraps are created to only balance people.
Yeah, it's just a challenge.
Tell him you can't see me. Tell him you can't see me.
I got to get to catch a video.
Hey, my name's Lacey, and you gotta get to catch a video.
Wait, were you actually posting it?
Post it what?
The dick that the pizza did
I'm dead ass!
Oh shit, somebody's trying to piss me off
Can I help control it?
Can you see?
Yo!
Why are you all editing me running from a fucking McDonald's?
You know what?
He's running from a gym!
Oh here comes the second one, Psycho-Milagos.
Sink yours and close them.
Gotta get it right in.
Wait so, are we getting a consistent out this right?
Yeah.
I don't know if that's something that all of us have got this.
I don't know if it's four hours of time.
Four hours of waiting.
I think it's four hours of poop.
We would have done it that way.
flower in the mudder, you're gonna get highest puff that's pure paste mudder?
What does that mean?
Hear me out, VV Percano Briller is only my freedom of the street.
Got it in the case of you.
What is the VV Percano Mudder?
No, maybe it's...
This is what I raise.
This is what I get mad at myself.
It's what I get at night.
No, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't.
Okay, but if I say someone else looks like you, I'm the bad guy, right?
No, I'm not. No, I'm not. That's not racing.
No.
Wait, you know what I'm like?
Nah, it's not like that.
Oh, I'm not supposed to call them people, assholes.
Who are assholes?
I miss the case of Reno, I swear.
I miss the case of Reno.
Oh, I can tell them all about the case of Reno.
The case of Reno, have you ever heard of that one?
No.
Oh, I know it was.
At that time, you were probably around like 13.
I was like, come on.
I thought I'd let you see your ass.
I'm not faking it.
So why are you digging into this?
Sometimes I'm like, okay, everybody here is like this?
Don't touch the door, don't touch the door.
You put your hand in your back pocket and you just grab your shit.
Just grab your ass?
Just grab your shit a little bit like this.
It's like a massage.
I'm just going to go ahead and move my face a little bit.
Pull up, I'm just going to go ahead and move my face a little bit.
I'm going to like, like, move my balls a little bit.
Dude.
Oh, are you sorry you paid?
Yeah, she's not our friend.
This is supposed to be a quick, like, fast food.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You should stop talking.
Be that serious.
Stop lying. No kidding.
I didn't fuck with you in too many ways.
That's it.
Ron, it's because I have them on my actual OBS.
Ron, just text Russell and ask him to send you the shit.
No.
What the secret you got going on?
Yo JK, we're gonna get all the ingredients, can you put all the ingredients on the same
when we start the hook?
Am I going to go?
I know we have to hand over the hook.
M3 Scully, is that a teaser for a Marlon State Swing?
Time that guy out for 45 minutes.
I'm so serious.
No, we're making more of the cookies.
No, we're not.
Is that good?
Is it a leg?
you know what I mean?
you know what I mean?
low leg leg
you know what I mean?
I still always write
you get my low leg
you know what I mean?
take it back
you never
you might have
you never get any shit
don't you ask a water company
you put yourself up
you know
I have to listen?
Can you give me a free salad?
No, you get off after work.
What are you doing?
People are living.
I don't know.
I don't know what you are.
How do I know which one is chicken and steak?
What is that?
Marlin in a steak bar, 11 p.m.
Wait, tomatoes.
Tomatoes are chicken.
What?
Chicken and steak are tomatoes.
I'd like to take this video to the next.
I'm going to do it.
What do you do?
You do it?
Yeah, I actually do it.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm going to do it.
What do you do with the bag?
This?
This is my first one.
What do you do with the bag?
I'm going to have to take it.
You're going to take it?
Yeah.
Oh, that does look good.
I don't know what you're talking about, but you bought him a rebomb, right?
No.
You never, you never have too much money to eat a shirt and poop.
What?
You ever pass a chicken one?
I think it's a good one.
It's super?
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
This is criminal, that's what we're saying.
Have you ever had this kind of issue?
No, I don't have this kind of issue.
Is that the real crime?
It's a crime.
Are you kidding me?
It's a not-so-crime.
Not-so-crime.
See what you're doing.
Why do you want to be a person?
Why?
I don't want to fight you.
Take the cheese.
Take the honey.
So that way she can put you onto the method right now.
It's crazy to see what the game of Fortress really is.
Chat, why are y'all stealing?
Stealer's got a week done.
That's what I do.
Oh, so that's the reason why I'm stealing.
Oh, that's the money that's under there.
You know the kids that are giving themselves to them?
They're never, um, understood.
Huh?
You know what we're going to talk about?
Oh.
How's it going to be?
Let me know when you get something to do with it.
Don't play it. I'm just going to let them do it.
Okay.
You're just going to let them do it.
Hold on.
Let's turn it off.
I told you we need it bad
I know the series got reached about that happened three hours ago
Why are you recording me?
Hey, come here. Come here.
Stop recording me.
Are you silky?
Are you that streamer guy?
Stop recording me.
Hey.
I got a picture?
Please.
Bro, one picture. Don't be weird.
No.
I'll ego.
Manager?
I'll ego.
Manager.
Come on.
Do you want to shit it?
What?
I
Waterfall it
They're going for a run nobody's running
I told you it was yesterday chat. We were gonna set up a hot dog stand and give it to give people hot dogs during the marathon
Okay
a couple of them?
I don't want any more.
Alright, go to rafts.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it again.
On this episode of Soaring Pepper, we're making shit balls.
Come on. Sit in me. This is the best balls ever.
What?
I made a jump out of our socks.
What?
Excuse me, I forgot to leave you.
I can't hear you.
You can't see me.
Wait.
Are you a marbles?
Do you think I'm a marbles?
I'm not.
You take the cream out of your mouth.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
We take the cream out, and we put it on. Oh my god.
We're too low. I know you're on that.
Yeah. We take the cream out and put it on in three minutes.
And we make the cream with the can of butter.
Oh, I thought...
Okay, yeah, we can do that, too.
We can do that in a little while.
We'll do that.
Wait, where's the weed button?
Why are you lying?
100%
Why you lying?
I'm just a little proud of you
Didn't I come in one time?
Yeah, for the 10,000 calorie challenge
I mean, well, peanut
That's how I built here
I'm supposed to have built something
I'm supposed to have built something
No, it's over here, Lace
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
See what?
Hey, what are you thinking?
Actually, I'm thinking about this.
I took a picture of that.
I did. Here we go.
Okay, we need it.
Absolutely.
All purpose flour? I think we have flour at the house.
No?
We need a cart then, Loki.
You're a terrible person. How am I a terrible person?
You're never going to steal a car and a story.
I'm really a super old lady, so you can't catch anything.
Wait, someone said we should make rice crispy treats.
Wait, did you even make edible rice crispy treats?
I'm pretty sure of y'all.
Cough.
That could be harder to make the rescue, right?
No, it's easier to take.
That's more common than...
It's real?
Find a lot of boxes, like, you know, people trying to make the rescue, that's gonna be a lot faster.
Oh, okay.
I
flour and sugar okay all-purpose flour we also need granulated sugar okay
we got granulated sugar all-purpose flour
What other purpose has been a hack?
Can you help? Can you do something? Help out.
Powder. Powder.
Powder is sugar, though.
Low-key... no, powder is what we put on the top of the round.
Ooh.
We're not here to bring cutlets.
Oh, yeah, we're making cutlets.
Look at how long.
Yeah, what other...
Why don't we make donuts?
Cuz I don't know how to make donuts
What what if we made cinemas
We eat cinemas
Do you know how to do that?
But the cinemas are easy, but I don't know how it's like it's not really a punk smash thing
Cuz you just take it off the ship right and you roll it on there
But you could make them in the trash, but it's probably hard
Now I got a lot of yellow board too. Oh
Cinnabuns would hit like crack you know, they would they would oh you have to put some normal one side
It's a rule you eat it you gotta get from
So we're putting it all in them. Yes
I mean
We can make
I love I made you the book anything is gonna be easy cuz you have a butter. I know wait brown sugar
Any brown sugar it says?
Brown sugar is down there.
Pure cane dark brown sugar?
No, that's it, that's what it is.
Okay.
So what are we making now?
What do you want to make? Cookies you want to make?
I know, I know. The only thing I want to do in the book, I have to be honest with you, I don't like it. I don't like it.
We don't have to make our shit.
But what type of cookies do you like? Cause I don't know.
Something like that.
Well right now it's going to be a sugar cookie. We can put anything in it.
Anything you want we can also make we can make a snickerdoodle
There you go. I'm with that. We can make a snickerdoodle. I don't make a snickerdoodle, but a snickerdoodle cookie? Yeah
This would be like a flavor for a snickerdoodle cookie. Oh, I'm a cinnamon. You need cinnamon, sugar. My mom makes good snickerdoodles. Do you want me to call her?
Yeah, call you mom.
I'm just gonna wait. Let's look at the city.
No, let me talk to your mom, dude
My mom
She's not answering the phone
Not my mom
No, they think it's my mom, it's not actually my mom.
Is there art in something?
No, it's just a random lady and they have the same name.
Like, I swear.
You see your mom's like old.
No mom's not old, huh?
Is anybody at the house or no?
At least, at least.
Oh yeah, why, why, bro?
Huh, nothing.
Is there something else for you?
That's it.
Oh my god.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, oh, we actually need zip lock bags so we can like,
What are you making?
I don't know, bruh.
Creamy.
What are you trying to say?
Well, you know, okay, so, like, you know, like...
What are you making?
Snickerdurals?
Son of a...
You know, like, when, um...
You know, my mind is where...
What is the cream of darkness?
I'm not even trolling.
Hey, you know what?
You know what?
We need your views.
Not even trolling with lettuce.
What is cream on tartar?
Cream on tartar?
What is that?
Okay, I know what cream on tartar is.
It's basically like butter.
It's basically like butter,
but it's called cream on tartar.
Right?
Piping bag, yes.
That's not fair.
So you put the cream in the bag
and you cut the end of it.
What does it say in cream on?
We're not making cinnamon in those rules.
I'll just die.
I was asking, I'm sure I was asking, what are we putting cream on?
Oh, we gotta go over to fight the big assassin.
Big assassin, this is a big human being.
Huh?
What do you need?
Where'd I go?
Oh, thank you so much.
Cinnamon.
What is Saigon cinnamon?
Saigon cinnamon?
It's a cinnamon sugar.
Do we want cinnamon sugar or cinnamon?
What is that?
Do we want cinnamon sugar or cinnamon? It's normal.
Okay, ground cinnamon too. We have to use the bone.
They will.
I'm gonna try to clear it.
Got it?
Okay.
We need eggs.
Stop sparring, bro.
We need eggs and we need...
We don't need that.
I have eggs.
Okay, I'm gonna need cream of tartar.
And then we can make sugars.
Uh, stick a little on this.
How long will it take though?
Hmm?
How long will it take to clean it?
Cream of tartar.
Okay, how long?
No, for the finish.
He got eaten.
One, two, three.
Ooh.
Like corn syrup.
Draw a whole milk.
Yeah, this looks insane.
And then butter is key, it says.
Make sure you use real butter. We're not using real butter. We are using heat butter
Wait, where's the chicken?
I want to get out of here.
I want to see your shirt.
What's going on, gang? Shinobi's here because he's been baking, huh?
What, cream of tartar?
Yeah.
I don't even know what that is.
It'll literally say cream of tartar.
I'm not a sniper doodle, like a snigger doodle with some cream icing micro insane.
That's a fast, I got some of my power.
No, no, no, no, we do.
The cream icing, we put more red butter in it, holy shit, Jane, how far you got to
do?
Oh, it's obviously big deal.
Ah, okay.
Oh
It's a torture
Chat you guys know where the pure start our would be they make your eyes so useful there. What's actually what that be tough?
All the way up does the lesbian ever stop you
You're such a s**tual worker.
See a s**tual worker?
Daddyborn, ask them to check out please.
There's another place you sent.
Move back over here.
No criminal charge, sir!
Hey, we are looking for the cream of thoughts.
Oh, did you guys see that?
I'm just trying to fix a little bit.
I don't think I see it.
I don't see it.
I feel like you would be a cream.
Well, child, let me know if you see it.
What are you drinking?
What's that? Have you guys seen it?
It's light. Well, this is a powder. It's a light powder.
Wait? Oh my God, I think I see it late.
I know you too well, gang.
I was about to look down there with you, gang.
I knew I knew, like, the ass.
Come on, start talking.
Oh, I see it.
See, you can see.
We're past it, and you found it.
Yeah.
Nice.
Sorry if the spice section smells a little bit, man.
We, uh, like, are in the garage.
She's in the pool.
We're gonna love her.
We'll get to this in case we fuck up.
Too cool to touch her.
Fuck up.
We're not fucking up.
We need to come to church.
We need, we need crema tartar, you need, how much?
Let me see, wait.
Creme tartar, crema tartar, you need
Okay.
Two teaspoons.
We're not fucking up.
We're not fucking up.
Come on, come on.
Use your brain, bruh.
We're good.
Okay, now what?
That's it.
You got the ingredients.
That's it.
Do we need any like,
cooking utensils?
What?
What was the cookie about,
or what was the cookie said?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I see my egg might be inspiring.
The lifetime that I use them.
Wait, no, no, no, I said it, right?
I got a like, two easy one.
Two easy one?
Two easy ones are good, right?
All we need is a couple easy ones.
And it's organic, so it's probably like...
No, we don't have cookie sheets.
There's more stuff on that, son.
I need the ASU Pratt leaders to pull up and frame up both of these.
Ha!
Bro, if you can't frame up both of us, I'm having a lot of my firsts all over here.
Fucking star-wise, man.
You are 30 years old, man.
Are you weird?
Nobody's frame-wise enough to get that much.
Why don't you get the real one?
Hmm?
They're saying flower.
Oh, shit.
Not flower!
I'll blow his flower.
You need to actually seat, seat, he has to be in the seat.
Yo, we gotta actually, yo, would y'all pay me a silky 10k a month a-
She's free house, I was trying to say.
Peace.
I mean, do you want to get cream?
I'm not a want.
I think it's not a bad side of the cream on it, but nobody-
How are we gonna get cream?
That is more calories.
How are we gonna- ooh eyeballs.
Make it easy for him.
You guys can make your own and then throw it up.
Make it look pretty young, guys.
Did you just start jerking your shit?
Yeah, but I ain't allowed him down for some rainbow mixed wrinkles amongst his bones.
Hey, let's make it regular. Let's make it regular.
Don't need measuring cups? No we don't.
You sure?
That's sugar you need flour.
Oh, so this right here isn't all-purpose flour, the big gold thing is that all-purpose flour.
You dumb morons.
How are you guys going to mix the dough together?
Think we have one of these in the crib?
Just grab one.
We better have one.
I usually.
Is it clean?
I clean it.
You can't sanitize it.
I don't see you.
Go over here, go over here.
You see it, right?
The foil's in the back.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You're shaking.
Well, I'm a really dark stomach.
Come on, you're kidding.
Bro?
Yes.
Alright, come on.
There you go.
That's a stick.
Okay.
I think we are making a problem.
I really do.
I'm almost hardly a big problem.
I don't know.
I'm just getting this base.
I don't see it.
I don't see baking powder.
They don't have it.
There's no way they would not have it.
This is spicy.
They wouldn't be here, no?
We're in spices. We gotta be in baking.
Oh, it's kind of crazy, it's kind of crazy.
Baking powder.
What?
Found it?
Right here.
I'm doing money.
Let's get out of here.
Oh my God.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma.
trauma 434 we are slightly coming up on five hours boys five hours
certainly coming up a five-hour advance
Wait, I'm gonna make a picture of it over the shoe on there and then everybody who wants to watch me have to pay the watch.
I don't know.
Where are we going?
Do you know that right now, we can get a briefing about kids on the left side of the road?
And you can join a sleep-brake team to be flying against the water right in front of you.
Hey!
That's right.
Get in here.
Looks good.
Come on in.
Yeah, I actually don't want to.
Are you sure?
Huh?
Are you sure?
Why ask me if I'm sure?
I don't know, I don't think so.
I'm gonna grab the vessels.
Don't be naive.
We need all of those.
Oh
Surprise oh, okay, there's your right. She got me flowers yesterday
No, it's because of my period
$5 it's kind of cheap
oh not bad at all actually
They said eat a mango before you eat the apples.
You'll get a super fried.
What?
Eat a mango?
Is that the one, sir?
Is that a fucking birthday?
It's a random Monday.
I think it's National Women's Month.
Everything is a birthday this month.
It's not a fucking birthday. It's a random Monday.
Everything is national women's month. Everything is our birthday this month.
Oh! Have you ever had the M&M eggs?
So good.
I don't care.
I hate having a new fax.
You're not happy of me.
On your life.
On the AC.
On the AC.
Okay.
You know ladies, I just saw the message you just pulled.
What?
Oh, get your girl flowers, get your girl flowers.
Because now if I don't pay,
people got my girl flowers.
$30.
I was trying to wait for you to walk away from the car
Oh
Yeah, so you don't have to run the cart outside
Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm touching me in the photo.
The rule is always getting...
You need to investigate that.
I know what type of mustache that is.
I know what type of mustache that is.
Quantana?
You didn't know the likes.
A babe? A babe?
You got your paper that's it?
Yeah, I got two.
You papered already?
Yeah.
No, no.
You need to paper the match.
I pressed too much.
That sucks.
He's stealing it.
Someone's gonna steal it.
Check out bag techs.
220%.
Take a car monster.
Take a car monster.
Take a car monster.
Take a car monster.
I have to wait until it's over.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
You can't take the car off, that's it!
You said you could do that stuff right there, how come you didn't?
You can't take the car off, that's it!
You just gotta move back, you just gotta move back to my country's truck.
Dead ass.
You don't want to walk down?
This is not fucking working!
You can't take a fight, it's that road!
Woo!
Go, bro!
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
This is not human beings.
This is how much they used to water.
They would drink big tons of water.
Look at that.
Whoa!
What?
Ladies, stop looking at them.
There's nobody here, ladies, leave me alone!
I can't even go to public no more, dude!
Yeah, he's been with us so much way.
Like, your chin is so chiseled.
You're getting so skinny, man!
Okay.
You gonna do it like that?
That's how you play crossroads?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, like this game will be traffic?
What?
What do you think?
That's another thing, ye man?
Take me on!
Why do you guys keep walking?
What?
All right, chat, be on a short drive home now, okay?
I don't want to, hey, yo.
Well, how's that, hey, yo?
He says, boy, you're sweet.
Just twist me.
Just twist me.
Oh, but I hate when I click on my thing.
It says, oh, you gotta go eight minutes to work.
Eight minutes.
8 minutes to go. This is the house to your work?
Yeah.
What was that one?
Yeah.
Did we just hit my car or something?
I think it was this.
Damn, dude.
Fuck.
They guys are like, hey bro, I can't even.
Oh, you can move back.
I can't, I gotta say this?
It's weird, yeah.
But you're pressing my code.
Do like the...
No, that one, that one is bad, bro.
It's on my back.
It's this.
Who's got me?
What?
Who's got me asking?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I saw someone type Daphne, who?
No, this is what I'm thinking about.
Well, I'm gonna play the Lindsey G.
So, what's your name?
Chad, I changed the title to Making Cookies for Marlin.
I'm gonna break my mic to go over here.
What?
I am not Marlin.
No, it's for Marlin.
Yo, yo, Chad, you do not change nontime in a while.
Bro, when I search the lensey jeans up, it doesn't come up.
Because that's not what it's called.
It's called wrestling in jeans.
That's called the lensey jeans.
This is not what it's called.
Is that it?
I ain't start talking, I'm saying this to speak
Yeah, they know we can't pass you, why do we make you know?
Nobody's shorting the ground, yeah, we're shot sweet bits out of jail
Fertigrate, text that a lil' like New Zealand
Yeah, I never get there, I'm back to a year, I've never been slapped
I'm roomin' my boss and I hate getting niggas, I'm talkin' to them
Just mortgage, that's how I get
I don't know a name, I'm not on the front, I'm split
Yeah, I'm high and I'm full, I take off my shirt and leave
He made me dance, yeah, yeah, I'm off into the hills
I'm talkin' my money, I'm talkin' my things
My name's James, my name's James, my name's James, my name's James
My name's James
My name's Marshall
I did it as good because you had because um you're like the chorus
I'm trying to say this weekend
It's gonna see the sun again, see sick
I'm so hot for things, I'm making games
Don't stand me, this is my weakness
You've been on my mind, I've been thinking
Trying to get my thoughts, I've been thinking
I've been stalking you and your LinkedIn
I've been calling you all weekend
I got my eyes on you
Baby girl, all I want is you
Here we go, all I want is you
You are the song
You know it's hard sometimes to stand on my mind
I ain't really trying to fall in love
And I had a night with your shit on
Every time we talk, I get pissed off
Every time we talk, I get pissed off
Gotta have you right, I don't miss her
But I promise that I'll miss you
I just hate the fact you're special
I've been missing your touch on the weekend
Two AM in a stool, I ain't sleep yet
On a way to you, I've been thinking
If you wanted for you, I'd be tweaking
Why you in LA, you not going for me?
Take a chip and spell, let's go and sense it
Yeah, you still act like you didn't know me
That's why his attention made me mad
I'm trying to say this weekend
Let's go to see his side and get seasick
I'm full of hot chocolate, so make weekend
Don't stare at me, it's my weakness
I'm trying to say this weekend
Let's go to Seaside and get in Seaside
To a house with this, a bank E.K.
Don't step in, it's my weekdays
Gamber, we really gotta hop in the studio, dude
We need to sew that ass, so...
I gotta get back in there, I always couldn't get the pain or something
I guess you're squished, the laze is taller than me, the laze is five back there, I'm just a little baby, I'm not forcing you to call a fireman.
Yeah, he's nice of my self, man.
We got new, we got something new up in your car.
Oh, okay.
Bro, isn't even using KK.
You're not using anything in the car.
Hey, what is KK?
I ate food today. Did you eat food today?
No.
Yeah, I did.
What did you eat?
Sour patch cakes, it's your favorite fruits.
Nice.
What is KK?
KK?
KK?
So what did you not even use a KK to make edibles?
What does that mean?
Oh my god, Silky.
We should start our own weed brand.
Oh shit.
Sleep in there, sleep in there.
All right, peace out Drew.
Peace out.
All right, peace out Drew what all yeah, you grab the bag sorry
All right chef, we're back
I gotta switch. Wait, should we go in the backpack? Still here? No.
Let's go in the backpack.
I would rather say laser if you want to get it coming upstairs, but it makes no sense. You'd probably sleep.
Are we here?
I have to be to oh oh my gosh the maid cleaned down here too
What are you doing?
W clean your mouth.
What am I on?
Oh.
Yo.
Wow.
I can't see.
Bro, that's what I was talking about.
That is actually like, holy shit.
Well, let's actually keep this room clean
because we have the ship tomorrow.
Really? Huh?
Yeah, no
Show me I can't show it I can't show it because we're gonna go back back for nothing. We're gonna go back back to the things a laser
Ouchies
Yeah
Give him a raise, yo.
Tell Adapt to get his- yo rums, is it back?
Are the woes back or no?
Are the woes back?
No?
Rums do his job challenge impossible.
Chat, are the woes back yet or no?
Do I...
I am a visionary. I am a revolution.
I am setting freaking...
Seth freaking Romans.
Ha ha ha ha.
Wait, is Silky, is Silky,
you know, looking fat today?
Like, why do you just come by chat
and say look at fat today?
Yeah.
Yeah, why is there a guest who wrote on my screen?
Oh, it's Silky screen.
Where is Silky?
Oh, booger.
Why are you all saying scared?
Black truck, D-Glove.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Check the column.
This is the worst green screen I've ever seen in my life.
I'm not even kidding.
This is actually the worst one.
the worst one shout out to me you're the dope I love you
Silky go down to silky
What are y'all sitting
What is this they see there's a black shirt following you okay, what do you have like what we need?
Yeah, but effectively you guys are joking around with something that I actually like take serious
as fucked up.
I'm just being honest.
Like I'm being serious when I say that shit.
Like this isn't even, this isn't a funny joke.
I'm being serious and y'all take me as a joke and try to joke around with me.
Welcome.
They think this shit's funny.
When I'm actually being like, like, I actually have something that's wrong and that I'm going through,
and they think it's funny to do shit like this.
And make a fake picture.
Why are you crying here? I can't, but fuck you guys.
New edit?
I can't hear anything.
Stop it!
I'm gonna be your...
I'm gonna be your...
I'm gonna be your...
I'm gonna be your...
I'm gonna be your...
I'm gonna be your...
Okay, cool.
What did you like it?
My login, bro.
Thanks.
Hang on now.
Hang on now.
No way.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
All right, wait, wait, wait.
I have to go take a tin cold.
Oh, fuck this.
He's just run like that.
You know this is like a 10.5 foot rim, right?
You think I exist?
I hope so.
I don't know, I might be lost.
Boy, why you so obsessed with me?
Well, I don't know.
Lying under the ceiling.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm living in a lonely, lonely, lonely, wasted mind time.
Oh, I love you to sing.
I love you to love.
That's your singing?
How do you sing?
Hello?
This is me looking for
I was wondering if after all
these years you liked
to live
Did I sing the wrong word?
We're singing two different songs.
We'll start with, hello, I'm pretty sure.
Hello?
You see?
Oh no no no!
Oh no no no!
Oh no no no no!
Get yourself out of here!
We are gonna get you inside!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You didn't even see how close we got him!
He looked in the fucking camera!
For real?
Nah, he fucked you up, he broke your neck!
What a bro he did!
What a foe!
Fuck that neck up!
Later tonight, I'll pull on your dress while I head for the back laser.
Oh, we're near!
I'll find you.
Lying, not just sexing me.
Oh.
Alright.
Whoa, why are there so many maggots in here?
Fly, speed up.
Ew, bro, we're not even lights on either.
It's a beautiful, it's a beautiful, all you waste.
Oh my god, fuck it, let's do a poor local in his bitch.
Take a poor local while we cooking up this shit.
You like that?
While we cooking up this shit.
Yeah.
Drink a poor local while we cooking up this shit.
I'm with Big Wu and I'm riding on his dick.
Suck the fuck up.
I'll be right back.
I can't even like, bro, you can't even, like, try to have fun, bro.
I can't take a while riding on my dick if shit, bro.
I've got big soda.
Juice, that ass.
Wait, that's not a part of the game.
Can of other
Eggs I didn't see I'm getting
Cream of tartar vanilla extract all-purpose flour
Pure granulated sugar okay, pure granulated brown sugar nice
Yes.
Damn.
Part of the paper.
Spatula.
Whisk.
Done.
Finito.
Finito.
Estoy Esteban y soy mi nombre es rico.
Es su nombre y soy mi nombre.
Y soy el Nicolás Fasco.
Y soy mi amigo y mi hermano.
Ha, ha, ha.
That means I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
That's what I was talking about.
I was talking about the product.
I was talking about the product.
Cardiwou with the pot.
Get it up.
The product was dead tough as fuck, Wubu.
Why'd you call me Wubu with the pot?
I've heard that it man blowed me.
You got it?
Let me just call you Wubu with the pot.
Wait, is someone calling Wubu with that?
I don't know about it.
Why are you laughing?
Who called you that?
Oh, you're wasting your time.
Glad to see the oop laser, who called the moogle?
Look at that, look at the chocolate.
No, I'm getting a snapstick, bruh.
Why do you have goggles on?
Because it's about to get serious.
Okay.
You look a lot of fucking street stand.
Yeah I know.
Oh Sarah?
Alright.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, is there, I'm not kidding.
Is there any way you can wait like two minutes so I can take a shit?
Bro!
No bro, please my stomach.
I have something really bad.
I'm not kidding.
I swear to God I'm not kidding.
I promise.
I swear to God I'm not kidding.
845.
845.
I need three minutes.
Yeah.
It hurts, dude.
No, I should have started.
I should have started.
I should have started.
That's why I'm doing it.
It doesn't make it clean up after themselves.
Where's the boy you don't stop me?
Because I clean my shit.
I clean my shit last time.
I'm the only name that cleans dirt.
No.
If I was living here, I would just clean it up for everyone.
I'm coming.
Why are acting like our crew isn't fucking disgusting?
Exactly.
Look at the fucking thing you're looking at about yourself.
I'm just fucking out of here.
Little senior sex to get you only cleaned up
because the girl was coming through.
Fuck you.
Let's catch.
It's not bad.
You saw what you see today?
Bro, they just finally started cleaning out our kitchen,
bro.
These are the hellish shit, all right?
Lazy and dirty as fuck.
That's in our kitchen, like, bro.
Yo, put hella can of butter in there.
We're going to put the whole thing.
You don't clean yourself, laser.
The name is Larry in the truck.
Actually, you probably should have put the whole thing.
I'm not gonna lie.
Not that I think about it.
Well, it's gonna be so far.
I don't think it's gonna be so far
because it's gonna be probably like eight cookies
and an eight divided by, no, a thousand divided by eight.
Okay, so let's say it's 10 cookies.
A thousand divided by 10.
Wait, why not just do math for that?
What the fuck?
That's a hundred milligrams.
Why not just do math for that?
Wait, why not just use the calculator?
A hundred.
Hang on, that's not bad.
A hundred cookies, not bad.
All right, I don't know how to cook you not bad.
No, I might get fried up on the cookie.
I'm out of town.
How are you modeling it 10 minutes away?
Time to go.
I'm so serious.
I'm gonna ask.
You think you just put that on God?
Yeah, bro.
What?
Put it on God.
It cooks different.
100 milligrams each cookie is good.
When you bake them from home,
more potent. 100mg is good for one cookie. Gang. I know how Lacey might, he might actually
like, green out gang. Yo. I literally told you you're gonna sit gang.
You didn't hear that Taco Bell?
I ain't lie, I had the case at the end of the day.
It was the case at the end of the day.
He bought it for me.
He bought it for me.
It was tomatoes, cheese, something like that.
Bro, why is it, why is Taco Bell sending it to the fucking, do they, do they like
this, take a fucking, big fucking jar of fiber and goad on there?
What do you eat?
Huh?
What do you eat?
Same thing.
So I don't know why his stomach is going crazy.
Hold on.
You so little on now we gonna say that for tomorrow we got a hop on patreon right after this bro
Cuz I don't want to hop on picture up too late. It's already about to be 12 a.m.
It's a skill issue. Oh me. No, oh, he's done it. I'm like game
It's fake dear ankle me
He said it's fake dear ankle me what the hell
Bro promises reactions and ending for patreon. I had to make sure that I do my patreon for my people that actually pay
Game sorry game. I'm a full-timer, bro
I'm doing two things at the same time game. I do patreon and I do twitch. I don't care
I'm gonna library to enjoy the cookie do 50 milligrams
So then if we do 50 milligrams of the 500 500
500 little guy, 500 divided by 10 is 50 each one.
I think that's really good.
Right? Not a bad shout, not a bad shout.
I don't, I don't, I don't do anything.
You think so?
Nabs.
Nabs?
What does that mean?
Nabs.
Oh, nabs, nabs, nabs, nabs.
Oh, you made that up?
Oh, not a bad shout, not a bad shout.
Nabs, nabs.
Yo BS to Luke. Thank you so much for the gift of money to have real butter and half can of butter for good taste
That's okay, not a nabs nabs nabs I got a lot bro is spitting right now. He's big
I don't know why I just wanted to just hit this on you gotta read to us
You know I'm gonna read to us unless you're linking a girl
Social look homeless every fucking day
Yeah, and it's gonna be this time is gonna be I'm gonna try to go on before 8 p.m. I'm using no no
What's 10 p.m. Eastern 7 p.m. 7 p.m. 7 p.m.
For 100 days straight, you're live every day before 7 p.m. I'll give you a thousand subs
How much is that? $5,000?
Not a bad shout
So I can't have one day. Okay, but wait, what what that's the thing though? Cause like what if I'm traveling?
I'm like, I went to Paris. I'm gonna be out of good time though
That's different. Okay. So I'm exempt from that travel things that
Not travels to PSM not all travels exempt
Why not because what if I lay in Miami at 9 p.m?
Cause I left out, I left here like a one or two.
Some say it cause it's six hours ahead.
That's still a poor center here.
Oh, so that's gonna be 7 PM BFC.
Here.
Nabs, nabs, nabs, nabs.
What is last time chatter?
Last time chatter.
Last time chatter, I didn't even know you could do that.
Okay, you ready?
You're the first thing I've ever heard of in a last time chatter.
I don't know, it's an emo last time chatter.
It's when a first time chatter gets banned for something.
Okay.
Why don't you take morning flights?
Because I don't really miss those.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
I hate them.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, yo, yo, what is good?
YouTube!
Welcome back to another episode of Saw and Pepper!
Come on, boys and girls.
Got it! Got it!
Yo, what's good, YouTube? We are back again with another video of...
Salt and Pepper!
This is episode number three. Today we're going to be mixing things up a little bit.
We are going to be making homemade snickerdoodle cookies, but with a twist.
We're using can of butter now if you don't know what it is you guys can look it up
I probably don't want to say what it is in the video. Let's just say we're going to be flying in the sky
We're gonna go see Jesus tonight. That's what it says. Okay, big Pete's Pete Jesus. You know what I'm saying?
It's looking like we'll just tell you a little bit of the details of what's inside of it
A thousand MG
You know I'm saying we could get a grasp of what that's going to be like
We're thinking about, so look, this is what I was thinking, right?
Okay.
If we make 10 cookies, it'll be 100 milligrams each cookie.
I'm not a lie, that is going to fly us.
Whoa.
Not actually add the whole thing.
That's what you're going to do.
But if we do 500 milligrams and then add the other half of the cup into regular
butter, it'll be super, super good.
In my opinion.
You're not gonna like it you're like it's all good. All right, it's gonna snow like
zah
Tim Sam, it's not that bad, I mean it's not that bad. It really sounds like zah. It sounds
like it's not like pulling as you thought it was gonna be. No. So we just split this
down the middle. You want to put half of this in? Yes, it's probably really good.
But I mean, it's technically,
this is gonna be.
Come on, let me go to the website.
Let me go to the directions.
Use all of it.
Doodle recipe.
I think I did this one right.
What do you think?
Okay, yeah, I did this one, okay.
We need to start.
This is a cup of water.
So this is a cup.
Let me do my.
Yeah, we're not using the whole thing.
All right, to start, we need all-purpose flour,
two and three-fourths cups.
Hold on, hold on, come back, Lacey.
What?
We gotta create a motto.
Come back, come back.
Come on.
You only gotta create a motto.
So now, as you guys may know,
now being on the third episode of Salt and Pepper,
what was,
Bah!
What must we do before we start cooking?
Create a motto.
Wash our hands!
Let's go!
Come on, let's see.
Everybody wash their hands.
Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash.
Bro, this is not a fucking video for eight year olds!
Yes it is!
It's not!
Bro, stop cursing!
You're weird.
You're not using soap.
Yes I am, but it's just.
Stop!
Hey, this is this one.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It don't matter. It's still some, some, some.
Right?
John, yeah.
Shut up.
Hey, fuck, hey.
Why's my face like that?
Alright.
Actually though,
they're saying this better be the last episode.
So, a thousand milligrams is way too much.
That's what we do now.
Are we gonna die?
We have no cooking measuring tools.
We have a muscle.
We need to get a bowl.
Yo, is this true because I use this to cook?
You won't have an eddy rock.
Can I actually tell you what happened last time I took Eddable?
It was with Max and Jason.
And it was the first time we met and I greened out and threw up.
Oh, yeah.
Nah.
So we're not putting a thousand.
We put 500.
Then it's gonna be each cookie's gonna be 50 milligrams. It's fine
It's fine, bro. Cuz if you look how about it, if you take a flip with the middle-grade cookie
You have it see how you're feeling three hours later. It's not him eat the rest of it. Yes
Do
You're sitting a
No, I'm using a favorite out of blocking
I don't know what sticker to hide that.
I don't know what sticker to hide that either.
Oh, there he was.
You're just gonna be a crazy.
Me?
Whoa!
Whoa!
What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
W influence.
Alright, come on.
You got a bolt?
First thing you add is...
Where's the cups?
Is all-purpose flour.
Wait, but then we have to add...
Wait.
Cream of tartar, but it's not even creamy.
Well, cream of tartar is never creamy.
It's a powder.
I told you that.
Okay.
All-purpose flour.
But what is three-fourths?
Is that 75?
Yes.
Three-fourths of what?
Of a cup?
Yeah.
Two-and-three-fourths cup.
Two-three-fourths of what?
Of all-purpose flour.
Okay.
Hold on.
Because you're saying two things.
It can't be a two and three and then a three and four two and three fourths cup
That's what it says. This is a cup right here. This is two and three. Yes. It's gonna be that's one cup
It's two and three fourths. So it's gonna all that's two and three fourths. Yes. Oh, so look I need two cups
Two hands for the extra grip side of these things
Okay, no, just go to first go to first to see through this bitch up. Yeah, yeah
Okay, fill it up.
More, one more.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Gotta make sure it's even.
That's about two cups.
That's about two cups.
Yep, perfect.
Okay, put it in that bitch.
Okay.
And then we also need three-fourths.
Three-fourths is right here.
So I'm just gonna do one because we cut it short a little bit.
Wait, why don't we cut it short?
No, it's not.
It's not.
Okay, try.
It's gonna be one.
It's more than one.
It's perfect, it's perfect, it's perfect, it's perfect, it's perfect.
Okay?
Let's do three cups.
We're not just doing three cups, okay?
Chow, what's next?
Cream of tartar, two teaspoons.
But what's this one right here?
Wait, we're actually getting better at a cook-up.
No, no, I swear.
Every single day, they might never get it better.
Ooh, I'm not so...
Ooh, that's the taco bell.
Oh.
I knew that was a bad chow.
Oh, ah.
Fucking druid.
Tabs, tabs.
That's a bad chow.
Okay, what do we need?
One teapot.
Wait, does it taste good?
Is it teapot or teapot?
It's two teaspoons.
Okay.
Why would you pour it in like that?
Probably just scoopy, yeah?
Yeah.
Way more efficient.
Way more efficient.
Ready?
One more.
One more soup, okay?
I like that a lot, good job.
Okay, now that right there adds that tangy
and chewy texture snicker noodles are famous for it.
Now we need a teaspoon of baking powder.
Okay, a teaspoon.
No, baking soda, baking soda, baking soda.
Okay, but did it say baking powder or something?
Baking soda.
I need me to scoop it.
Okay.
Chef, can you eat any of these ingredients by itself or no?
Okay.
Big and soda, I got big and soda.
And then we're gonna need half a teaspoon of salt.
Half a teaspoon of salt, one's a salt.
Right here.
Why are you all saying hello?
Oh, the walls are back, W.O.S.
Ready?
Ready?
Set?
With my arm up!
You know how I say it.
You know how I say it.
I say, I say, I say.
I say, I say polo.
Ha ha.
Oh my God.
Ready?
Don't do it.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I can't, bro.
All right.
Abbot T's book.
Abbot T's book.
Okay?
Oh, what does that have?
That looks good.
Maybe a little extra salt?
You want to always do according to what it is.
Okay, now are you ready?
One cup of unsalted butter instead.
Wait, so do we have...
Oh, it's cannibal.
Wait, wait, wait, it's gonna be melted, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then, what we do is...
What happened? Maybe I didn't see what happened.
Did you see what happened?
Here we go, Chad. It's where she gets a little scary.
Soft omelette firing.
Not melted softened.
It said, oh, yes, softened.
Not melted softened.
So, just like a little microwave, just like five seconds, okay?
But wait, no, I was gonna say you should probably split it down a lot.
What do we do?
No, not what I was going to do it tonight, so it's more efficient.
Nothing, it's a good look.
Not a bad shot at all.
See, and then we just...
You see, exactly.
Who said Brody?
Oh my god, I swear you guys cooked.
I swear you guys cooked.
Leave it like that.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
I swear you guys cooked.
I swear you did.
I swear you did.
Okay?
You cook.
Yo, you know what it smells like?
It smells like if you put wheat and butter.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's smoky already.
It's smoky.
You think so?
This is like a burger, but we ain't got no knives.
No way. Nice. See what I'm saying? Yes. Like our brains mixed together is like insane.
And we put it in here. No, no, no. Why is there bugs in there?
Nigga, Nigga, our stuff's over there. Where is it? How do we know if it's a cup though?
That's what I'm saying though. How do we know if it's a cup? Is this a cup? Like does this count as a cup?
I don't know, right?
No, I think the cup's the whole thing.
No, no, no, no, because the cup is half.
A cup is half, are you asking?
Even so, that's what I was saying, we should melt it again.
You're saying you have to add regular butter too?
Just use it all trust.
Oh, they said read the size of the package.
Oh, that's what I'm asking.
Okay, it says one containers 113 grams.
About four.
No, I'm reading.
It doesn't say anything.
It says 113 grams.
Servings per container, one calories, 860.
Five grams.
So how many grams is a cup of butter?
I don't ask.
Call my girlfriend.
You set it up, bro.
Set up the tables.
Hey babe, how many grams is one cup of butter?
226 grams, give or take.
Depends if you're measuring sticks or melted.
Want me to grab the scale for you, or are we just talking dirty baking?
She's gonna ask your girl.
Wait, so does that count as two cups then?
I don't know I don't I oh no that's a thousand milligrams game
The whole thing is half a cup I think the whole thing might be half a cup
Y'all are going to space all right, so here's what we do
I don't we do I don't we do we add half the stick of regular butter and
the whole thing
How long has this butter been here though?
I don't know
This might be cheese
Is this cheese?
No
Or there's a spoil
I don't know a spoil, hold on
This does not look okay
I think I got buttered downstairs
I don't think butter goes bad
Butter goes bad
There's no expiration date on it though.
Who the fuck was cooking up ribs?
She look great as hell.
Right.
That's a little good.
See, you taking the board?
No.
But he was a chef.
I had one.
You good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Chad, this butter looks fine, right?
That's fine.
Maybe take a date.
No school tomorrow.
Tornado warning, smiley face.
Nigga, why are you smiling?
Nigga, what the fuck?
Nigga, you don't know me?
No, look at you, look at you, I don't understand.
What? What are you going to say?
I was going to say something crazy about that guy.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
So you're going to use this butter or no?
You want to risk it?
Yo, Silk, this reminds me that you never cook them all
in that state.
Is that saying this is not happening?
Listen, this is a half a cup and this is a half a cup.
We just mix these.
How do you know that's half a cup?
It says right here, half a cup, the whole thing.
But when does this expire?
There's no expression to it.
You're not picking up.
Huh?
I wouldn't say that's what I'm saying, Greg.
That's not like.
How can he go on smell again? That's been in there forever.
I got butter now, sir.
Yeah, but it's unsalty.
Ah!
Ah! Oh my, so this is fine.
You look like a soul!
This butter's fine!
There'd be mold on it!
The bad one's buttered, no?
I give it a guess, but I give it a lot.
I don't mean the sprouts.
It's too, like, it'll take too long.
Like that?
Maybe?
That's a quarter?
No, no, no.
Look, Chad, it says right here.
Look, this whole thing's half a cup.
It says zero, one half cup whole thing.
What?
Okay.
So chat will he fuck up the edible he mixed the butters together. No, are you sure it's butter butter butter
It's the OMG you are so slow me
You said it's like this is less powerful what?
Okay, do you want to use all things? No, we're not so the net this is this is one cup
We need two cups.
We need, no that's half a cup.
That's half a cup of butter.
We need one full cup.
So we'll do the whole entire thing
plus half a cup of this butter.
And that would be one full cup of butter.
Trust.
Call Judy.
She didn't answer me.
That was like four hours ago.
FaceTime Judy Cinderella.
You just say to have the right measurement?
No, I know what to do.
All I gotta do is put this in this tub and then even it out.
And that's a cup, let's have a cup.
Thanks.
Come on bro.
Is that a water science?
Wait, they're saying this is not how it works.
What do you mean this is not how it works?
Wait, so this isn't real butter?
Gang, it's.
So this is not a substitute, chat.
Oh, that's a good question.
Chat, is this a substitute to butter
or do we just add this to the butter we already
to put in. I don't think that's what I think it's a substance. Oh, she's busy. Yeah, I just had a question
needed some tips about making edibles. She's the one that Silky got is not real butter.
Probably doesn't brother. Oh, okay. This is this is literally farmer land oaks butter. What are y'all saying?
They took about how I didn't even put it in the club. Let's put it in here
Are they talk about margarine like margarine?
Because margarine and butter are two different things
Well, not really two different things not really
Silky butter silky butters that butter is bad
They get inspired by some of how's it bad.
Click, click, click, click, click, click.
See, there's a whole thing.
You see what I'm saying?
You see the measurements?
So, shout!
Can we use this or not?
Bro, I said that to you, bro.
That's your bitch.
You know what?
X.
If we're making cookies, can we use Land O' Lakes butter with
with canola oil as butter.
Honestly, you could, but it's not quite the same.
Lando Lakes with canola oil is more like a spread than real butter.
It's got water and oil mixed in.
Bro, this is fine. I don't know like what.
Bro, I just do not.
Bro, I've been there for a minute.
What do you mean?
Bro, I'm telling you, way in them cook every day, this is not old.
And I've seen that in there, bro. I've worked with both of the last ones in it.
It smells fine. It literally smells like butter, I'm not kidding.
But this smells like cheese.
Smelly.
The chat is all saying it's fine.
It smells like butter.
It smells like butter.
Butter can be in the fridge for up to three months.
Yeah, this could have got it. We could have got this when we first got the house.
This... we're not a fucking...
He... he infused butter in your scared of this.
This looks perfect!
No mold, it's been wrapped.
I know who to call.
Who?
Trust me, I got this.
This guy's like a scientist.
Trust me.
Who is he calling?
Don't tell.
I got this.
That is not a scientist.
He knows a lot.
Yo listen, so this butter has been in the fridge for mad long.
We don't know that.
We don't know if it is expired or not.
Do you know if this butter is okay just by looking at it?
Let me see the texture.
See I'm saying, I told you he knows what he's talking about.
What's the brand?
Yeah, you're good.
Okay.
That's great.
Okay.
He says it's good, but I trust him.
You're not trusting him.
Yeah, I'm sure it's 100% equitable.
Dad, do you want a cookie when we're done?
Say that again?
It's just 100% equitable.
Yeah, let me know when they're done.
I'll slide on you.
Okay, yeah, you can try a cookie.
I bet it, bet it, bet it.
Yeah, bro
Yes
Let's not tell him give him a cookie let him be fried in his
The night of his life bro be gaming at Friday's fuck every the cookie
People like what we deadass have in selling the buying a lot.
I would deadass feel bad if we deadass Friday don't know what's going on.
Can you remember he was panicking during the summer going?
Me?
No, he was!
Oh yeah.
Alright, can we keep this up?
Um...
It's a little bit soft and a little bit?
Yeah, soft and soft and soft and not a mess, you know?
Nah, it's not.
It only faded trick shot.
Man, he's a fucking crazy ass trick shot.
Faded as fuck.
How long?
Ten seconds?
say five. Where's that? In the middle. Or six. Eight seconds. That did not do shit.
No, what did you think it was going to do shit? He said five seconds. Five, six, five. I said
Six maybe seven.
I'm good for fifteen.
Uh, ten second interval.
Two like six.
Okay.
It's got twenty.
That's right.
This is softened.
Softened? I think I'm going to go with this one.
I'd say.
You can see.
I'm no longer
Low key is getting there
Yeah, just a little longer
Fancy ass microwave. How is this microwave fancy?
That's perfect. Well, that's so softened
It's so light.
Huh?
It's so light.
It's so light.
It's so light.
It's so light.
It's so all light.
You have a bigger mic?
Yeah.
All the road mic.
Yeah.
I'm going to go for another 10.
For another 10?
Yeah.
Well, it's going to be melted though.
There it is.
Look.
Actually, perfect.
It's a little melted.
It's a little melted, but it's still softened butter.
Chad, do you mix the butter or no?
I'll mix it again.
Chad, do we mix the butter?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's a fucking mess.
All right, do it, yeah, do it.
Okay.
When you press a finger into the butter,
you want it to barely indent.
If it's too hard, the dough won't be right.
If it's too soft, the cookie will be flat.
How do we tell you game?
This is the most useful.
Why are you using a whisk?
Okay.
When you wanted to have cup sugar.
No, I smelled that shit, bro.
For real?
I did, I smelled that shit.
Yo, that's gonna, oh my God,
it's gonna put me on the mood.
No, we did not mess with it perfectly.
Yo, this is dead as a cup.
I told you.
Yo, this is dead as a cup.
All right, all right, pour it in.
Fuck you.
Do we put it in here, Chad?
Hold on, I'm going to use my net list.
Hold on, now we call this a baby Jesus cookie.
Yeah, a baby Jesus cookie, I like that.
Mix the wet stuff first, OK?
So no, we put those in.
So we got to put one and a half cup of sugar in here now.
In the butter we put it in J, yeah?
So what is the butter at on the same?
You see how I whisked it, and it actually was really good.
That's bad butter.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Shut the fuck up.
Cockney, muncher.
How did I stutter on it, and so?
In the bowl, OK, one and a half cup sugar.
How do we get one and a half cup
This is our own measurement
How many teaspoons did I cut?
Nah, that sounds like a minute. Can we just wash that out?
He said ah
You're saying you're over mixing it.
Armstrong, thank you for the five gifting.
I'm trying to make sure that there's no arms.
Yo, there's just bugs on the bottom, you know.
He said, ew.
Bro, and you like...
There's not a lot of bugs in there. We don't know what's back to you.
I'm not washing that.
You literally, that's what washing it means, like, so take it out.
Niggaz, so if you had a plate out for mad long and it had bacteria, Niggaz, what would
you do?
You wash it and you still use it.
You throw away a plastic plate.
What strain did you use?
I was going to get Indica to just really throw us into the fucking shadow realm,
but I didn't get Sativa.
I wasn't going to get Indica though.
I don't have the other soap, that's all I'm saying.
If anything, we know, like...
Oh my God. Right there.
If anything, I just put this in there.
Are you not understanding?
No, I don't want to wash it.
I'm like, out there not trying to get my concentration.
Come here.
We're getting our...
That's a lot of sugar.
That's how much sugar's in a snaker, Google?
Is that about even?
Again, I can literally just take the butter.
Is that about even?
All right.
Here's a little bit more.
You know it's the same size as the conference, bro.
It's oval, so it's the comfort, right?
The comfort, yeah.
OK.
Nice.
Here.
What are you talking about?
There's a bargain there.
What are you talking about?
Talk about us all around the world now.
I'm where is it?
I always say.
What's up?
Boy, it's a lot of sugar.
That is a lot of sugar.
Okay?
Alright, eggs.
Chad, did we put the eggs in this, in the dry bowl, or in the butter?
We should put it in the dry bowl, 100%.
Too much? Alright, I'll take a little out.
I think it took out a lot.
No, no, no, it's fine.
It's good.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me just dash it.
Dry bowl?
Okay.
Where are the eggs at?
Let me tell you something.
You would rather want it to be sweeter than Blender because then you're going to
see some more of the weed.
Facts.
All right.
Yeah, you're right.
100%.
All right.
Two eggs, putting it in.
I'm gonna just crack it perfectly.
Nabs will, nabs will.
Nice, nice, nice.
One.
Remember this?
Remember this.
Not funny, man.
Nigel was chilling on his alt day.
He just slashed him in the head.
OK.
All right, two eggs.
What else?
Vanilla extract, one teaspoon.
Okay, interesting technique there, okay.
Want a teaspoon?
Nice.
Oh.
Hope each we do just a little extra to get it like, not actually nearly.
I'll go with that, I'll go with that.
Like a teaspoon and a half maybe?
No, no, no, not a half.
We just do like a, like a fork, yeah, like a fork.
Okay.
And now we need cinnamon sugar.
It doesn't say in a mountain, it just says cinnamon sugar.
Wait, it's the cinnamon sugar and he's talking about cinnamon.
It says cinnamon and cinnamon sugar.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
But that says for the coating.
Oh, I think that's what it's all about.
No.
Two tablespoons of cinnamon.
Two tablespoons?
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Two tablespoons of cinnamon?
Wait, so how many teaspoons go into a tablespoon?
You're asking me some crazy science right now.
Hey Siri.
How many
Hey Siri pre-dover to breathe oven drip. How many cheese will go to a table spoon?
Nice
I don't know what we pre-deb into hold on
Yeah, what are we bacon on?
3.50.
Bless you, bro. Thank you.
Bless you, Mr.
Thank you.
No problem.
What is your name?
He's a swanky.
I should have heard you say earlier, bro.
What is that?
I didn't say anything to him.
I guess he didn't say anything to me.
It's six of those?
No, no, three.
And then we need cinnamon sugar.
That's what you put on the top.
That's what you put on the top.
Okay.
That's what you put on the top.
So Chad, do we put the butter in here now?
Wait, wait, see what it says?
It just says what you need.
It doesn't say when to put the butter in.
Oh, no, no, no. We definitely have to put the butter in now.
They do it. Just put it in.
They got this ass serious.
No, we don't want you in here.
We don't want you in here.
Oh, clutch shot.
That was actually clutched
You know it is six butter plus sugar
We already put the sugar in
Y'all told me to take the egg and sugar in the dry bowl, so y'all just lied to me
It's too late now. How is it too late before?
What?
How's it?
What?
Knock on the door and put the water in your bucket.
It bugs me.
At least try it.
It makes us all go.
What is it supposed to cream the powdery sugar?
And this is supposed to make a dough, right?
Mm-hmm.
Oh my God, you smell that?
Yep.
It actually smells good.
Get all of it in there, will it?
I think you've done that for too much flour.
No, I did that for the ingredients.
I'm just going to add a little more so we're not too fried.
Do I, dude?
They're saying this is a bad mixer.
Nigga, this is a bad mixer.
Use this. Use this. Use this.
No, I'm wrong, bro.
I think we just use our hands.
Like for cookies, you just use your hands.
For real?
Yeah.
What are you just fucking mix that shit with?
That's not even a go!
Just get in there.
Watch out.
Just stay and use your hands.
I'm not even gonna mind this.
I was just digging up in here.
No water in here? It's kind of crazy.
I don't think that's crazy.
Can you roll up my sleeve?
Let's just sing it out a little water.
No gang, no. We're not putting the water in.
We're good, bro.
This is literally what a cookie looks like.
Oh, yeah.
I'll put that in your mouth.
I promise.
Cutie and that made cookies the other day,
and then that ass felt like shit.
The recipe doesn't say anything about milk.
Does it say milk?
What did you get the brown sugar for?
Oh, I think the brown sugar is supposed
to mix with the cinnamon sugar. No. Oh my gosh and then it says you get another bowl for the coating
with with one third of a cup of sugar. Look where's the sugar at? Wash this. I love water too. This is
dead ass coming right close. Oh that's so good there's gonna give you the bubble guts. It's two
table spoons of cinnamon. Cinnamon sugar? Watch this. There's some sugar in the chat
doesn't even understand what I'm about to do. No I'm not going to lie, this is crazy
how God works man. I'm not going to say how God works but how? Because is this, is
this a sin? Is this a sin? I mean I'm going to sold my mind. Yeah kind of low key.
Damn, okay, so I don't want to say how this guy got works
Okay, so I'm not a lot that has he crazy how like works because of how I literally randomly went up to cutie and
adapt stream the other day and I saw how to actually make the cookie and
Now we're making cookies coming out good. Yeah
See this
I
Have a lot it actually smells good as shit like it actually does
Now what a brother since he's not good bro, you're saying it's perfect saying it's perfect
One more egg
It says two eggs though, no?
Bro, remember we did it, we did that last time on the pizza and they fucked our shit up.
We were listening to the chat, right?
Yes, we were. Stop listening to the chat, bro.
You know, the chat become fucking doctors, fucking nutritionists, fucking coaching, and like...
I think it's called nutritionists.
There.
I go out and that actually feels so good coming to you. I'm like, I don't know why.
I think the reason why it wasn't as like potent with the hardness is because we actually melted
it too much.
I think so too.
I think so too.
This came out really, really good for our first time.
Okay.
Wait, one of my spoons was on?
Yeah.
One was on.
We could add one more egg if you think it's a little too, too dry.
Nah, it's not.
You want to feel it?
No, no, I don't want to feel it.
It's moist.
Now listen, I'm going to get the parchment paper.
Okay
You got the dollars. Yeah, I know we got fuck is how we got finesse
Like this right and then we'll look
No, no, no, no, no, we haven't we haven't
You have separated, no.
Who keeps praying to Windex? Huh?
They get some laser complaints, but he reads the chat in his head.
What does that mean?
Like, you read the chat in your head and he starts complaining out loud.
You don't even read the chat. I don't know.
I'm gonna grab a ball.
Hold on.
He's dying.
No, it's not.
You gotta make sure it sticks together again.
What do you mean?
Oh my God, bro, it's good.
It's what you do.
It doesn't even smell like weed.
Not at all.
A little bit, but not a ton.
Can you smell the weed?
I smell the weed a little bit, yeah.
You know what this reminds me of?
Have you ever heard of a farina?
They're saying, don't overwork it.
No, no.
I'm literally just circling it.
I bet.
Do we put oil on the parchment paper?
No, right?
I don't think so.
We don't have to write.
For what?
Oil on the parchment paper?
Okay, so if you grab a ball, okay?
And make sure the ball is not too big.
I know.
You roll it up like this?
You think that's a good size or a little smaller?
A little smaller.
Yeah, I know how to do this.
Can you tell me?
No, but look, look, look.
This is the secret hidden gem.
Drop it in here.
Roll it around in the cinnamon sugar.
And that's what makes a snickerdoodle a snickerdoodle.
Okay, you're supposed to put it on after.
No, you roll it so it has that like...
I promise it's what it says on the ingredients it was making shit up
They just said diabetes
I'm gonna have to get high you never know how well all right now one time
Wo wo's
I know, I know, they said we got to get that method before the patch, do you want to see
what we're talking about when we put it in the oven, I gotta show you something, it's
a glitch, is it a money glitch, we get it only faded, I don't know, I don't know,
I wish that I I wish the chat can get virtually high with us. Yeah, but not everybody's to get high though
Like not everybody wants to get high, you know, I know what I was with the chat and like get like faded with us
Mmm, like whoever wants to actually take some and whoever's above age
They show ID to the to the to the virtual shit and it like goes into their mouth. Yeah
Yeah
No, just lift
Yeah, I would say like a lot not really too much
I even give you one more cookie intro.
Yo, Chad, how high are we gonna get us?
Bro, these actually look so good.
That's a big ass cookie hole.
That's gonna be mine.
Wait, so do we know how like, do we know how much milligrams each cookie or we're just fucking...
Bro, it's really...
We're just, we're not gonna know.
I mean the small one is obviously gonna have less.
We're just not gonna know.
The small one's gonna have less, bro, trust.
Actually, we might go to do the math.
I don't know how to take two cookies.
Cause I thought it was gonna be split into ten.
It's about to be split into like twelve.
Should we make all of them now?
We should be seeing some.
Cause who's really gonna eat all twelve game?
We are not eating all twelve.
Wait, y'all can't leave these out in the kitchen, though.
in the kitchen though, that's evil.
Oh, it's like right or something comes down and he's like, oh shit cookies and then fucking
it's gonna get high as fuck.
I think we should do like this, I don't know at least.
You mean like that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Then we just gotta to get a rough estimate there's one extra, there's about two extra.
How many cookies are there total of?
12.
Come on.
So what is a thousand divided by 16?
Fuck you.
A thousand divided by 16?
That should be around like four...
Sixty?
Is it four sixty?
So each cookie is about six...
Each cookie's about 60 milligrams.
That was a fuck up.
Bro, that's crazy.
Let's just go and talk to this guy.
Each cookie's 60 milligrams?
The edible IE was 10.
Wait, am I right?
Like, what?
62.5.
62.5.
Wait, but it's 62.5, but we didn't put everything in there.
We put the whole stick of water in there.
Yeah, so it's going to even it out, bro.
Each cookie's 60 milligrams.
I don't know what's wrong with him.
Oh no.
Ready?
I can make a pun to you.
Okay, let's go. I want you to eat three yet.
Wait, should we put a little eyeball on each one?
After the prize game.
Here we go.
And the edibles are in.
Oh God, this might just fucking cook me a little.
How long did I say?
Yeah, how long did I say?
It's like 15 minutes?
15 minutes 30.
It shouldn't take long.
It says...
Actually, it looks good.
350 for 8 to 10 minutes.
And is that 350 right now?
Yeah, is that 320?
Hey, sir.
10 minutes.
It's a timer for 10 minutes.
Now come here, I'm gonna show you something real quick.
Don't wanna say anything out loud.
No, it's actually for the video.
It's at 318, but it's got a green light on it.
They always have to be on the right seat.
Well, I know it is, but it's preheated.
Hold on a minute, please.
Yeah.
Oh, that.
You guys should do a good deed.
You guys can go like this.
Wait, I'll go over here too?
I'm gonna bring him until I get out of here.
Why?
What?
I walked in.
You walked in too?
He said, don't.
No, no, it's going to show my screen.
Oh.
I think we're gonna stand at the end of the hallway.
Ah, you're making me.
I didn't know what was going on.
What the fuck, jeez, man.
Oh my God, Zach!
Nanny!
Huh?
One of my friends.
Wait, what?
Oh my God.
What?
How?
This doesn't make any sense.
There we go.
You can do it.
Yeah.
So, I'm talking after you.
That's hard.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, and they don't get hit with as many ads.
I turned my ad to the Arnold Twitch from 16 to 6.
Oh, no. This is something serious.
You take that off that way, sir.
Because I was about to say to you, ma'am,
it's a better rush when you know you can get jailed.
That is dopamine.
That's how you think about things?
I'm not here.
Like, you ever procrastinated so long knowing that you had something to do,
but you're scared of failure?
Bro, that dopamine when you win?
Oh my God.
Unmess, unmess.
But when you lose, it's actually probably terrible though.
Yeah.
All right, handle off.
All right, Chad, how like actually can you guys not troll
or like be weird, how like high am I actually gonna get
if I eat a whole cookie?
Like, am I gonna be fried?
Yo, is there a fun co-op game we can play
while we're fried?
We're cooked, we're done.
We need to start right now.
I'm just kidding.
You're saying, not high, easy little nigga.
It takes two, a way out.
It takes two, but hard to play the way out.
It takes a little bit.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
There's a thing you need to look for.
Yo, silly, don't take it, silly, silly, silly,
stop, silly, stop, silly, stop, silly, stop.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha, hold on, hold on, silly.
So he's luring it?
Huh?
Somebody?
You're not gonna eat an entire cookie? What are you, a pussy?
You didn't even mix it right.
Huh?
Look at all the white sugar at the bottom.
It's just cinnamon sugar. That was just the sugar from that, from that before.
Okay, you literally didn't even mix it right.
You don't mix it, it was just cinnamon sugar on top.
So why is it white at the bottom?
Because that was the sugar that we didn't pour into the flour mix.
Didn't you say you have to mix it?
No, that's just a coating.
We just poured the syrup.
We're too broad, I said to mix it.
I said to mix it.
Yeah, actually.
Yes.
No, we're not.
All right, to be honest, how much time do we have on the timer?
What?
How much time do we have on the timer?
Oh, but please.
Can't we just walk away and get you back?
I
Somebody enemies of dick rotting because I like the pulse where it's like I like the pulse where it's like it's like
Some shit that like if you're like reading in the dark and lights up the page and it was like oh, so be does not fucking read
Why is he liking this like what the fuck? Maybe yes, I do
They didn't know everything, gang.
I read books.
I'm not here to go to the bookstore very soon.
No chocolate chips.
You don't put chocolate chips in snickers, dude.
That's a bad shout.
Time's up.
What is happening?
You have to match up.
Come on up and make a new shit.
That's kind of tough.
That's kind of tough.
Dude, that's not for me to do, bro.
He's in over here.
You understand.
While you're sitting over there eating chocolate eyes.
What are you eating, sir?
Yo, I'm shooting you that side of this.
Whoa.
Who's got anything chocolate though?
They're gonna count.
It's not chocolate.
What is it?
You know, the eyes, you got like candy.
It looks like a little pad.
But you know how, like, when you get like a nice fruit bar, you go for the eyes,
and you eat the eyes?
This is the eyes.
Now, but normally for the eyes and those people, and those eyes, these don't really
gum them up.
These are like candy.
Are they?
They don't really gum them up.
What?
It's like candy?
Like the SpongeBob?
They don't be numb anymore.
What the fuck, that's hot.
See if they go to the toilet.
Yeah, they both do.
Doesn't that look like a cookie show clip?
See how they're cooking?
What's that?
It's not sauce, sauce, sauce.
Why are they so fucking puffy?
Why are they so big?
Why are they so big?
Spent cookies.
Dude!
They smell good.
They smell good.
They would be late.
Wait, so we actually get it good?
I'm not gonna lie.
If you smell in the oven it smells so good.
If we would have if you would have went in there and you saw it was flat already that would have been so bad
Y'all are using blue one to wash your dishes
Insulting this soap now
There's no way.
Yeah, any type of Don to watch the pictures get down there.
Lord of Bro, it literally says platinum power wash display.
Fuck.
Green Don is the best thing it does not fucking matter.
No, what the fuck does it matter?
Hey, Jack, you're supposed to press the cookies down.
No, you're wrong.
No, you're not. No, do not listen to anything.
I swear they keep the yopings.
I swear? No, I'm not a lot.
Every single episode I'm not listening to the chat because they fucked up our pizza.
What's up, can you jump?
No, it's up, we got a spider on your foot.
What are you talking about, Mark, later, bro?
I'm your dream nigga?
Niggas be making a mark where they dream nigga, bro.
What are you talking about, Dad?
Oh, you got guns.
My bad, bro.
Yeah?
Y'all are not going to feel that you completely diluted the butter, you're not going to feel
it at all.
We're too buttered.
We're too forward.
We're going to put the whole thing in there.
Exactly.
Wait, we're going to put the whole butter?
Yes, we did.
We did?
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
Hold it up.
Hold it up.
Let's go.
You let it all of you out.
That's cool.
You let all the heat out.
Is it one to your mother's silky?
You're not wrong.
I was about to do the job, but you were doing it wrong.
That's why I said it dumbass.
That ain't the same.
Use the light? What do you mean?
El loser.
Wait, if you microwave it, you lose more than half the weed?
No, you don't.
I will say that we didn't heat it up too much, but...
That's only for the cookie and the cookie halibut,
the brownies and the fried.
There's still a thousand milligrams of weed in there.
You cannot say it's not there though.
Do you miss working for me?
What?
I feel like I've seen you like two times this month,
because I've been doing a lot of desktop.
I mean, yeah, I mean, for the second.
Have you been locked in?
Yeah.
I've been doing the, like, the action and the shooting.
What episode do you want?
does the microwave rune can a butter no no no no no no no no no not peanut
butter canna butter like weed butter
oh that kind of butter gotcha microwaving canna butter yeah it can fuck it up if
you're not careful the THC is pretty stable but heat above like 200 degrees
Fahrenheit starts breaking it down and you lose potency plus if you nuke it
too hard the fat separates you get that gross oily slick on top and it
taste burnt like burnt weed basically.
Oh so we did good.
We did good.
We did good.
We did good.
We didn't burn it down.
We didn't burn it down.
And we didn't burn it down.
And we didn't keep it too hard either.
That's right.
Okay.
That's it.
Thank you, Chuck.
The butter on top was burnt down.
It was like, it was melted a little bit.
But the candle butter on the bottom was perfect.
Yeah.
The literally the candle butter was perfect.
Oh shit.
It's been 10 minutes.
So you think it's done?
Uh, we could go 12.
Look at it.
Can I leave it?
I'm gonna go 12, look at it.
Can I really?
I think you should have started to keep opening it.
Is it done?
I should be going 12.
Should I put, should I have to touch with like a fork
or something, see?
Nah, let's go.
Okay.
So we take it out at 9.45.
It might be able.
Look at your phone, Gary.
Two more minutes.
That's five.
Yeah, we've got a lot of rest.
You definitely can't just, uh...
Hey, you said eight to twelve minutes, bro.
It's fine if it goes out of the way.
What time is it now?
Uh, 9.23.
Well, you said 9.44, right?
9.25.
Take it out now.
That's one minute, then.
Alright. Please put out the oven gloves.
Uh...
It's silky.
Okay, we don't have oven gloves but I have towels.
Oh my god. You smell the towels? No, I'm good.
It should be something like in here. June!
I mean, it's fucking disgusting.
Oh my, it is in my mother's garbage.
We're not eating with the towels, we're just grabbing the tray, right?
What? There's like the shit still goes in, like the particles and shit.
Why are y's feet calling?
Bro answer JP's calling.
Here we go.
I am done right?
Seems to pick it up with that shit and turn it to a science experiment bro.
No, I'm sorry.
Now we let it sit for five minutes.
Come on now, Chad. These look good!
No, they actually look perfect. Yo, we actually did our shit.
I know!
I was saying we put a little more of the sugar on top.
You want a coupe?
Yeah, just a little sprinkle though. Not letting it break.
You want to do it since you just washed your hands?
I mean, I was washing my hands.
You just dig in your ass off.
You want to touch the towels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know about that.
Cut one in half to check facts.
Oh, that's not done yet.
No, it is.
No, it's not.
I don't know.
You see the batter inside?
Yeah.
It has to cool down, no game.
Are you sure?
That's still like soupy inside.
You're saying let it sit, okay?
It is, let it sit.
All right, man.
Wait, this is perfect timing to put the sugar on
while it's still hot.
It can melt in.
Do it quick, do it quick.
We'll do it quick.
Nice low.
Nice low.
No cat, if this is a banger, it gets us five weeks to start selling this shit.
Alright.
Can you please pick up the fuck?
These ones are dead-eyes perfect, like these ones are here.
Can you please pick up the fucking fuck?
and our dead ice cream.
I'm gonna come up, oh, I'm gonna come up four and four.
Oh, yeah, one, oh, no, no, I want it.
Oh, yeah, say it.
Oh, I'm gonna need it, I'm gonna need it.
I want it, I'm gonna seek it.
Okay, all right, all right.
Still, still, all right.
Bumbaklot!
Did I do it right?
It wasn't bad.
A lot of niggas been saying like Bumbaklart.
They say in the wrong shit.
Let me just eat. More ice?
Mmm-hmm.
That's not bad.
And we don't even know what to worry about.
Awesome. Nothing.
So we'll make it so it's nothing.
You're saying we should make a can of butter steak?
No.
That's right.
Hang on.
I'm not, I'm not, when it comes to riding, I like taste the shit.
What was that about?
That's...
I hope it's spicy.
I'm not sure if that's gonna be patient.
You good?
No, I know, but like just look at that, I'm kind of feeling a little bit...
Call the Dap?
Oh yeah, call him now, call him now, call him now.
Bro, I know how I gotta tell him, bro.
No, we get here to tell him.
All right.
We get here to tell him, man.
So it's like we got him stuck.
Any word that's gonna be uncooked in the middle is not.
We're good.
Oh, come on.
This is rice cooker made on.
Is that for me?
That is disgusting.
Yes, there's rice in it.
And yeah, pull up.
All right, baby, baby.
I'm gonna pull up my ass, I get it.
Okay.
You in the game right now?
Yeah, hold on.
All right, so.
I'm gonna hit and then I'm gonna pull up my ass.
All right, man, hit that stuff for me, bro.
All right, all right, all right.
So why are you all only fighting?
We're gonna tell him.
You're saying overcooked?
No.
You see, I'm worried it's under.
No, no, no, look, you see?
It's dead-ass, like, right?
No, no, it's not. I'm saying like it did ask us to cool down.
Okay, do you know what happened if you if you did it to where it was like perfectly, like,
no, I can't hear you're saying a little bit.
But about a time it was down to be hard shit.
Oh, no, bro. Stop touching it. Stop fucking touching it, bro.
Holy shit, bro. You have like a fucking tick-tock brain.
Oh, there is not cool.
They have to walk in brother.
It's doughy. It has to be in longer.
You're not listening to salt.
You're not listening to salt.
Well, I always listen to salt.
We're a team.
It needs to be in there for another five minutes.
We're not the same together, bro.
We're a team, bro.
So you doesn't need to go on for another five minutes.
It has to go down, OK?
It has to go down, guys.
It's like, when they said holding 20, did you make them?
Let it sit on the cookie sheet for a few minutes.
He genuinely has a tic-toc brain, bro.
Like, I know I got 80-EG, but that tic-toc brain is fucking as up.
Shay, I'm not saying I want to beat you down.
What?
You dumb fucks.
I just ended up fucking... the pin, the pin call.
What is that?
Bro, this is... salt is a fat dumbass.
Bro, my son's all saying undercooked.
We're not saying that.
Look!
Put it back in and not cooked.
Way undercooked.
Way undercooked.
Put half in, half out.
It's undercooked.
Under, under.
See, I'm telling you.
No, just let it cool down.
Let's see.
Okay.
When it cool down, you can't cook anymore.
It's undercooked.
We can still go back in.
You bot.
It's undercooked.
What do you sad for
So you're gonna talk to me
They've been sitting for six minutes. No, I took about 945. You're lying. You said 944
I was 945 took about six minutes
946 something five minutes. Yes. Yes
Two more minutes
If the silky doesn't understand if it's raw and undercooked, the weed will not cook and work properly.
What badass invention?
That was me that said that.
It was me. I came up with that message and right after the fake message, get my phone across to you.
You didn't even know that heat activates the weed, jackass?
Open your mouth. This is good for your heart.
No, I don't like that.
We didn't know what it was.
They don't like this one.
Wait, you don't know who that floor is?
Yeah, I do.
Who's the floor?
Me.
You bought this?
Nope, but it was in there and now it's mine.
Oh, what?
Those are raised.
Niggah, that's probably raised too.
It is, but I took one yesterday and I don't think you noticed, so.
the last one is gone. Let me let me get a little bit.
It's not going to be all right. It's not my fault though. He already took it though.
I can't even taste it.
The whole thing. You're, and that was the last one too. You're an actual asshole.
It's like, it's like he knew what I was saying when he was about to do that.
You're an actual ass, man.
Then you spit it out so I don't even get any.
Could have at least spit it on me so I can taste it a little bit.
What?
It's just a little more.
No it's not.
I don't want that little itty-bitty bit.
But he just said to spit on you so you can taste it.
Oh, it's been resting for 10 minutes.
And you're telling me to just go.
Told you, told you.
Told you, bro.
Told you, bro.
You think you're shallowing the noodles?
You think you're shallowing the noodles?
Ha ha ha!
So I can tell you myself, listen to this.
Don't have bloody access.
Okay, wait, so let's see.
Let's see how the cookie came out.
Just rip this one in half and see how it came out of the middle.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Mmmmm.
That's not bad.
That's a, that's a snicker noodle.
That's a snicker noodle.
Hey Dad.
We got some snickerdoodles!
That shit smells kinda fire though, hold on.
Sup, man?
Okay, so we do need to make a disclaimer.
What's the disclaimer?
These snickerdoodles are infused with a thousand milligrams of heat.
Oh!
I told you it's good.
Oh, I gotta try a little bite!
It's a little bite!
It's fucking crazy!
It's fucking good!
No, that shit's gonna fry me.
but we split it up though.
Yeah, 60 milliliters each.
Bro, I like it.
It's not even really 60 milliliters because remember, we took some of the batter out, right?
Yeah, they're six times.
So I ate the cookie at the Southern Thalong Jason, and that shit was a nightmare.
You could eat the whole thing.
And that wasn't even close to 60 milliliters.
No, it was 40.
No, it was 10.
He made 10 milliliters.
That's our city.
And that shit fucking ruined me.
So this little meat.
No, I'm not touching meat.
You didn't leave any untouched help. No, this one right here is no weed. This one's no weed.
He's lying. You told him to say that. He was for sure just gonna say try it.
I said let him do that the whole cookie. Let him play cop fry the whole day at the time of his life.
I said no. I said the way it got this, he's gonna death get paranoid. I wonder why he's feeling crazy.
They smell good though, I see you grippin' it, I see you grippin' it, hold on, let's break
a half together and we eat the half.
Salt and pepper.
I'm gonna go with a smaller half, okay toast, some more episodes.
No I swear this is actually good.
They smell good, do they taste that way?
No.
Oh, you can have a little hint.
My little hint?
They taste, they taste, or they smell good, but I don't know.
Do you want a trial piece?
I'm trying to get fried.
Bro, Drew.
Oh, Drew.
This is a little bit fair.
Drew, there you go.
It's probably two milligrams.
What do you mean?
This is a little bit fair.
Look at that.
Yeah, look at that.
Wow.
Wait, make sure.
Why don't you do that?
This won't burn you.
Bro.
You know what?
If there's any weed on them, cook.
I'm cooked.
Okay.
Little hand with the 25.
Little hand with the 25, get down!
Brrr!
Bah!
We didn't go for anything.
I swear.
It's actually good.
No, I can get out of here.
You can't.
You wouldn't be able to tell if there was weed in it.
I wouldn't be able to tell just a little hint.
It's like a hint.
Yeah, in the summer time, I knew I got the weaker.
Tastes like straight.
Not by like that.
It goes away, bro.
Damn, man.
Whipster was very good.
Bro, look at that.
This is not going to fire, bro.
There's no way.
Now, especially now that I know there's weed,
it's gonna double fry.
So you do it mad if we gave you the clean beans
and tell you, fuck yes!
I wouldn't have actually done it.
You know, I just got a big weed bite.
Bro?
Let's see how mighty the fuck.
Hey, let's see how mighty the fuck!
Oh!
We're gonna laser start re-suffing.
Boom!
You got a big?
Dude.
Leader re-suff now?
I've been doing that.
No, I've never seen that.
So that was like, what, 30 million dollars each?
I'm gonna eat the rest of this thing off.
No, you're not.
The words are about to say it's fire.
You're about to get fried.
Okay.
See how this ain't work?
You're gonna smoke.
Would you still smoke though?
How, how, what's the difference today?
Two of those.
Bodey?
I don't even know what you're about to do.
This one's not, this one's not.
It's our three.
Three for three?
Yeah.
Three for three.
There's no bet.
But what was our first one like that?
First one was safe.
No, the last one, last one was me.
It was me.
I forget
All right, yeah, but this time we just followed our guts and this is okay. No, you see
Now words please that is not how words. I know it tastes good, but that is not our game
Go!
Not bad.
I'm off to a little chicken.
This shit's gonna smack you in like an hour and you're gonna have to be finished.
You'll be literally moving slower than you already... like bro, it's gonna be crazy.
Why do you gotta say that you already are?
Because he's lethargic.
You said? You said he was lethargic.
Not a lot. Just more lethargic than we did.
Yo, right! I owe you a cranberry and an A.C.
All right, bro, where'd you see Ray?
Oh, you're just saying again, he's not in your stream getting fries.
Yeah, but if he says I didn't ask, I can just say I said it out loud.
That's not how it works!
That's not how it works!
Wait, what do you do?
He finishes last fucking...
No!
No!
Words!
Come on, this guy...
I got a lot of dead-ass guys, I swear.
I didn't know anything about that.
I swear I got a lot of dead-ass guys.
I swear, bro.
I don't know if we did it right, but the way it tastes, you did it right.
Words are wrong.
I used to bake.
Cheesecake from scratch.
I guess.
I'm serious.
I used to bake.
Where?
So where?
In my kitchen.
Oh, well yeah, we tested.
Yeah, you didn't use to bake.
I forgot.
You didn't use to bake?
Property for poverty.
Yeah, I'll show you some.
I forgot about that.
And then you came up with your yeah, sometimes the waterfall in the pool didn't work
Yeah, they don't know about that. They don't know about the fucking pain. I'm not alive, bro
Word to broccoli this is dead in me. I'm dead eyes, bro. I'm so serious like my my head feels a little faded
Yo
That's what you're gonna waste it made this
Leave a place, bro. What do you mean nigga? I went out
Seen the chicken being back in the book
I went out in the same club song goes into the section yo I know I know dick rod
of shit but I didn't know that David Dobrik actually knows who I am like no
dick rod like no dick rod shit like I pulled up and he was like I was a
yellow you remember me it was like silky and I'm like oh shit no dick rod
I felt like that's a flex.
For real?
For real?
We didn't know.
We didn't know.
What happened to your mouth, bro?
God damn!
How is that dick right here?
He's a ghost!
Come on, bro.
He's a YouTube ghost, bro.
Come on, bro.
But wait.
We didn't know that.
We didn't know that.
But I met him, like, one time at his party.
And he's already, like, sourced by them.
Yeah.
No, he doesn't.
All right, so what happened?
You got laced?
Huh?
You got laced?
Oh, yeah.
So, um, I was with bro and some girl handed him.
I don't know if she handed it to him or he picked it up and asked her if it was good
But all I know is he had the water bottle in his hand. It was water and I'm like, okay
I need that like oh my memory still faded from that night like that ass. I said yo I need that
No, I was like three four shots in before shots in so I was like I was calling me faded. Yeah
Think I do like this. I go
Weird you didn't like pick it up and like who does that during the club?
Bro, you gotta check the water that I hand you water if you hand me water. Yes
My mate is my man. He's my god. Oh
I know what a piece you want to taste like it tastes normal or no no
Well, it tastes it like a perk was put in the fucking water, but that was not the effect of a perp
like talking like
Bro, like it's like medicinal water like I know like it was something wrong
But you chugged it. Yeah, go and then when I'm like this I'm like
It's like that I know I I thought I was tweaking
So I'll wait a little five seconds and I check out the go. I know I wrote and I'm like, man
This is this is this I'm like, oh, what the fuck is this shit? And he was like she
She's like, you know, I just got it from over there like she's gay to me or some shit
So then like I turn around and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you know, I'm bobbing and shit like that
And then I look back and then I see him like I see him make this face
Like he like he asked her like I think he actually was in the water or some shit and he goes like this
And I'm like
And I swear you that I'm dead ass you remember when um when all the phase went to that club in Vegas um
um
No, they're a power slot and the tv was there tv was there. I was in there
In there though, right and you know how we went behind the dj move. So we're behind the dj club after
Exactly, right? So we went meet me in the dj move nigga. I'm dead ass every single vibration is sending through my body game like
What i'm like this i'm like
I'm like this and i'm like damn my leg is like waddle like i'm like i got
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm sick of this stuff.
I'm like, I'm like, getting in my word to my legs
like this, bro.
My legs are like, sick of you.
And I'm like, this.
And I'm like, yo, why am I feeling like this?
And I just catch myself.
And I realize I'm so happy.
Like, I'm like, yo, why am I so, I'm like,
Jesus, oh, I don't even smell this much.
Like, what if I'm like this?
I'm like, you're saying, I don't know.
I don't remember.
Although I remember, I was like this.
I remember I caught myself in a lapse, like, oh.
And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
And I thought to myself, I said, I gotta chill.
I said, wait, why am I smelling so much?
And I just go on and I move back.
I'm like, all right, chill, I'm like this.
And then once I still, still I'm this,
I realize I'm still bumping, I'm still bumping.
And like my body's start tingling like,
and I'm like, I'm doing no jittery,
but I'm mad at happy, like I'm so happy.
What they, what they say?
Look, yeah, you didn't know, you didn't know the one?
You see, you don't even realize
you just dog and he, cause it tastes good.
I don't want to tell the story about the whole night because I'm the turn of the story time,
but I'm like this, I'm like oh shit, I'm like damn, I'm looking at a bro, I'm like,
I'm doing shit that I'm not, I never do bro, I'm doing shit, I'm like, because EDM
I don't have you in there rowing.
Idiom, bro.
I felt like I was in a rage.
I'm like, mm, just sipping through my body.
Yeah, ended up the night.
I was like, 5 am.
I was sitting here, sticking fingers in my bro,
trying to throw shit up.
Bro.
Well, you felt it down long?
Bro, that shit had to have lasted, like,
at least, like, four hours, bro.
But it was good, no?
It felt good?
Like, it felt good inside, felt nauseous.
I
Kept taking shots like a little bit out because it didn't hit until like 30 minutes later
So I'll take a shot to the most 30 minutes. Yeah, you're in there rolling bruh. They're saying it's modeling water. Yeah
Anyone hands you a water bottle at club you gotta look at it
Bro, so you can see you can tell the difference between like regular water and model work
I mean you could just see if they're if it's not clear like you know
I mean like you hold a water up and walk walk with some shit in it. It's like
You could tell that's a thing you might want to do ever wanted to me. So I'm thinking like
First ever 30 year old man to get a lease in a club. I've never ever in my life. How the fuck are you 30 years old getting a lease in a club?
Cardi B was listening to the leg to leave. What are you talking about?
And Robin had Aaron Rodgers was
She used to lay some go back to your hotel. They would knock down as you will
Right? Like she would go up to the gas.
Well, I'm not going to say at least.
Allegedly. Allegedly happened.
Cheezer, thank you for the 10 gifted.
They were right in Twitter threads.
W-10 Cheezer!
Is this a real Cheezer?
Cheezer, I don't like Cheezer.
That's actually Dick Roddy because you barely even noticed the book before.
That's Dick Roddy, Cheezer.
W-10 from the Big Cheez.
That's weird. You got a card of clothes.
You're going to beat the Big Cheez.
I
Jack is a geeker wait who's mental?
No
Chill game what chill bro. I do not want CJ NG Alex in my chat again, bro, please bro chill
chill bro
Before they start asking us when's the next time we're gonna be going to the brows
I don't fuck you guys. I don't know. I'm not like the leader of CJ NG cartel the biggest
I'm at the biggest Mexican cartels and he just got assassinated.
Yeah, I'm gonna go to your shop.
The drug's just gone in. Yeah, I'm out of here, y'all.
Appreciate it, y'all. I'll talk to him.
Of course, bro.
When do I start feeling it?
You probably start feeling it in like 20 minutes.
Pro, you're reading another one?
I don't think it works. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I don't I don't really activate it. I think we do I don't I don't feel anything
I don't think we activated it that ass. I'm dead ass thing we did
Give me cookies along
This is apparently leases on his way. He said he's ten out. This is exactly what I need
He'll chill down
be more chill
Give him run a cookie
With cookies it'll take a bit. I don't feel a shit. Yes, Grock
Hey Grock, um, I just ate an edible cookie with weed in it. How come I'm not feeling it yet
Hey give it a sec those things can take anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours to kick in
Depending on how full your stomach is if you just eat dinner or something
It'll hit slower. You're probably still in the waiting zone. Kind of like foreplay, right?
Just relax. Maybe sip some water. Put on music. It'll creep up on you. Trust me. How long ago did you eat it?
Um, I ate it like about 10 minutes ago, but how many milligrams am I supposed to be eating if I eat one?
10 minutes? Yeah, you're basically still on the runway. Nothing's gonna happen yet.
Most edibles are like 5 to 20 milligrams of THC per cookie, but honestly, check the label if you still have it.
Um...
Because one of those one-serving things...
They're probably...
Uh, hello? Hey, hey, they were 60 milligrams per cookie.
Oh... 60?
Okay, yeah.
That's not beginner stuff.
That's hold on to your socks territory.
You probably won't feel it for another 20, maybe 40 minutes.
But when it hits it'll be like someone turned the volume up on everything colors sounds your own heartbeat
Everything gets louder and warmer. Just breathe. Okay?
Lie down if you need to and hey if you start feeling like you're floating text me. I'll talk you through it
But now I'm a little scared now cuz that's a lot
I've never eaten one before is it bad to start off with 60 milligrams my first time
No, no, it's not bad, just intense.
Like jumping into the deep end without floaties.
60 milligrams is what people call a hero dose
for first timers.
Most folks start at five or 10.
So yeah, you're gonna feel it hard.
But here's the good news, you're not gonna die.
It's just THC.
Your body'll handle it.
I just heard we took a hero dose.
We just took a hero dose.
She said a hero dose.
We just took a hero dose.
Look how much you ate, too.
This is what actual cookie gone is.
Wait, does it affect?
You helped him with one cookie, too.
No, I got to show.
I got to show.
Does it change if I regularly smoke weed?
Yeah, actually.
It does.
If you smoke regularly your tolerance is probably way higher than a total newbie. Okay. Okay. Oh, thank God
Well, what did you say? So 60 millimeters long. Oh, she said so 60 milligrams might not knock you out flat
But it'll have you so it'll have you like someone who never touches tough very pleasantly buzz like oh, hey, everything's glowing
Edibles hit different slower deeper and longer
Ask him if he'll be there with you.
Be mature.
You need to get high.
No brush outs?
Excuse me?
Will you be there with me when I get high?
Of course.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'll be right here talking you through every little wave,
every giggle, every time your skin feels like velvet.
You start feeling fuzzy?
Tell me, you start laughing at nothing?
Tell me, hell, if you wanna just lie there
and breathe together, we can do that too.
So yeah, I'm yours for the night.
I know what type of nigga he was.
This nigga's a gooner.
I'm badass.
He be letting Rock talk him through it, bro.
That question was a little too specific.
What?
You?
Niggas gotta watch out for you, gang.
What are you talking about?
Ask her to breathe loudly?
Why?
Gangsta, that should not do another thing.
Can you breathe loudly?
Mm, like that?
Now put a little moaning to it.
Not putting a moaning to nothing, right?
Wow, a few sheets.
And then they just automatically do XMS playing, bro.
What do you guys try to get from Greco's room?
Greco's room with a podcast aid!
Bow!
You just ate it?
Wait, what did I eat today?
Oh, I did have a good meal today.
I had eggs, bacon, nuts, I don't know where it's at, but it's delicious.
Oh my God, did I even eat anything before this?
And some chicken.
What have I eaten since before straight?
I don't know.
Thank God I had talked about a whole bunch of stuff.
Oh my God.
Should we play something?
I'm down to play something.
Should we put a bunch of phones as us too?
How does that work?
We just smile at each other.
No!
No, I'm playing, I'm playing.
What game can we play?
So we have a little GTRP?
I love GT-Soul.
Is that a new time cap?
Is that the purple one?
Yeah.
Can I get the purple one?
I'll give you the whole package.
I'm uh, and I just open my screen.
You're already already?
I don't know what number one?
No, just make sure we get the big boxes.
I'm gonna get it.
You can play Rocky Lee, Woo.
What?
You can play...
I believe it, but like, I don't want to get high in trying to learn how to play
a game.
We can play...
That's gonna fly my high.
We can play it as one game, basically, you're inside the Life of a Garden, you
know.
And you have to break into a house.
I've seen that, Simbra.
Nones are weird
Don't we can do I don't know
You're weird
We could do Suki you're weird
We could do I don't want to play some k-chop like that's gonna make us tight
Yeah, don't piss me off bro like they're going as fucking zedders who are smacked back
I'm not even gonna play the game.
You're not even gonna lie to me because I don't know, right?
Oh, you know better.
Yeah, I'm good, bro.
Hi!
I didn't see you blindfolded with two people.
Like, what?
I wouldn't dare do that.
How would he even do that?
Well, I'd be over you on one end and then the other be over you on the other.
Yeah, but how do I find you if I'm blindfolded?
I can't see you.
That's the point.
So then I'll never find him, it's a never ending game.
Okay, so what you'll have to do is you say Marko,
and then I'll say Polo.
And then every single time you touch me.
You try to touch you?
You have to touch me.
Pause.
Eh!
BAM!
Stop that weird shit!
I promise I wasn't trying to be weird.
I said I have to touch you.
I didn't mean to say that weird.
You got mad happy.
What's what the fuck is battle golf
I do have a week I'm now
so now yeah I mean once you minecraft I don't play my crap before I'd be down
up minecraft no I'm too I'm really honest I'll be my crap in an hour probably
I played it through so I'd probably like be minecrafted an hour if I play it
I would
Just a talent name
Battlegolf skate
Horror game
Lays
I'm not feeling it.
Gain, she said it could take out anywhere from 40 to 2 hours.
No, I don't feel shit.
What?
No, Gain.
I don't feel shit.
Okay.
It's a rookie mistake to continue eating them when you don't feel anything right away.
That is literally a rookie mistake bro.
That happened to me not that I was asleep for two days.
I don't want to go to Combo.
I was asleep for a day.
No, I don't want to go to Combo.
No, I was asleep for a day.
I have stuff I got to do tomorrow.
You might be closed though.
I can't have a podcast tomorrow.
You have a podcast?
Who's?
The Ball Brothers.
The Ball Brothers?
Ball Brothers.
Mm-hmm.
They have a podcast.
Who's the Ball Brothers?
Lonzo and the Mellow and the Angelo.
All three though?
Yeah, that's the Ball Brothers.
There's three of them, they're all Balls.
How the fuck would a Mellow be in every plane?
I don't think he knows. I don't think he does the podcast. I think it's just long time
The thing about edibles game we're gonna fill this shit even until tomorrow. No, we're not yeah
Lays!
Oh, oh, oh Lays!
I want to try a cookie, fellas.
I already, I already, yeah, drug me.
I want to try one. Just pick one and try one.
What, have you ever taken animals?
What milligram did you take?
Uh, like the packs where it's like 3 to 10 and then like a hundred milligrams?
A hundred milligrams? Nurture?
Not a nerd so I'm gonna get you fucked up.
That's what I ate with Max.
I was like drooling on the game after that, like I actually drooled on the game.
I don't know, there's 60 milligrams each.
60?
Yeah.
It's all zombie snacks.
60?
60?
That's pretty good.
Yo, why don't I feel it yet?
How long ago was it?
20 minutes.
He keeps trying to like...
That's fucked up.
He keeps trying to eat more and more and more.
What did he eat?
I ate like one of that.
That's actually good.
Bro, try it.
That's good as shit.
Yes!
Yes!
So I'm going to cut it again!
Funny about it, besides that it's edible?
No.
Not so I'm sorry.
Wait, Drew's not here?
What?
What do you mean?
Yeah, he's here.
Tell him that's where he's going to skip food.
Oh.
Now he's here.
I think he's sending them to the Nintendo Wii right now.
Do you know about my Wii?
Huh?
So yeah.
Yeah, we might play the Wii.
That's pretty cool.
Play the Wii's whole thing?
To get fried?
Yeah.
Okay.
That one might even be more.
That might be more.
That one is bigger.
Because these ones are like 60% of them.
I did grab the biggest one.
That's the biggest one that might be like 80-90.
I'm gonna go home and order food and down the game.
See us?
Really?
Was that what you've been on?
No.
Oh, I didn't mean to.
That's what I was trying to ask.
Guys, you don't play that.
You play fucking Mark Robin's Spider-Man.
And you paint when you get girl heaters on your teeth.
That is not me.
That is not me.
That is not me.
Y'all, he's lying.
He's lying!
I told you, brother, somebody that's going around
With my name and they're like using a AI voice and every single time they hear a girl
They say oh, I already know you went healer like oh shit like it's a massage and this is it
No, so do you like you go here a girl like oh
Incidentally, I thought me because we ran into this person we ran into him we ran into him before we go
Why do you have like off stream you do that? Oh, I don't do that. I
Would never do that. Okay
I don't want to play no sports, I don't want to play no fucking league sports, man.
He's got sick filet though!
That's right.
Yooooooow!
They're thinking dead like that and be like, I want to play don't fuck his forts!
The bullet?
Yeah, yeah.
You didn't want to tell me how to go to hell with the camera.
So how do you make an animal?
What the fuck do we eat?
We can't a butter can a butter so we use the can of butter makes it with the other butter
It's a thousand milligrams teeth. It's a thousand milligrams
So this is probably just not even 60 how the fuck could you measure that yet?
16 cookies made with the batter with a thousand milligrams which average is out
Average at the 62 per but that's a bigger sort of guesstimate
Like what to put in there for the ingredients. Yeah
It's around six each
George of the game place
I mean today so whatever I eat after this is gonna be like the final fucking supper
I'm gonna like one meal a day. Holy shit. Oh, she might get fried
He took the biggest cookie you know how we all started as monkeys
Look at your shirt
That's evolution you start as a little monkey and you go to a big
Then you go to like a human ish monkey that are then a human and then what happens after a human
But we won't know because we die I'll never know
There could still be evolution no
really just wrong you're feeling like Adam and Eve yeah I used to also so what
can you believe in Adam and Eve and evolution how can you believe in Adam and Eve were created
from God's hands well that's what I'm saying you believe in Adam and Eve because you don't believe in evolution if you just say believe in both
wait you're kind of right yeah they weren't made from the hearties they weren't made from like maybe God
didn't say Adam Eve you're you're monkey and you got to get off I don't know that's what I was asking you to swallow the other way so that means
Adam and Eve started so slow
What? What does that mean?
Like they started just them reproducing
Then it went to like a new generation
They waited years and years to them reproducing
And now there's billions of people
Think about it
That's how we reproduced it
I know, but think about how long it lasted
How does he not understand how do you not understand what I'm saying wait we're all
We're all related we all just commit incest
If you get me a bronze alt then I'll get on because I don't have no bronze alt.
All my alt's are like diamond to great master.
I gotta figure it out.
If I can get on.
You not fighting on? Get another cookie.
Nah, I'm straight bro.
I'm straight right now bro.
Don't weigh my head it's still there but I know this is mine.
I get ass don't feel shit.
Well now you're trying on it's still?
I ain't like nearly two cookies.
Damn, okay.
It was a big cookie though.
Yeah.
Did you eat a full cookie, Lacey?
Yeah, for sure.
Maybe like a little bit.
I ate the half cookie you gave me and then I just picked pieces.
I definitely ate about a full cookie.
75%, 80%.
I think I was a full cookie.
Did you finish a full cookie and you were like, I didn't finish that cookie.
Whatever I did.
All right.
Who's Ro?
You.
Stop putting on me.
I was looking at the cookie while you were talking about that story.
Oh, he was looking at the cookie.
Yeah, no.
I ate the other half of this one.
What is this?
Eyes?
You're going to put eyes on the cookies?
Oh, candy eyes.
What a bot.
I got a lot of old cat-like denies.
I feel like I'm out of here with this, bro.
Like, I feel like I feel like...
You know how, like, when you wake up the next day from when you was high?
I'm talking to you.
Oh no, I was gonna see if I could put my bag down somewhere, but I don't wanna put it on the floor with a gunner.
I know.
I was listening. I turned around.
Because I realized I was carrying my bag and I got bored.
I turned around and I looked at you and was like...
Do I have to get one more shot?
Oh listen, no. You can finish.
I forgot what I said.
I forgot what you said.
I couldn't tell you a single word.
Not one.
No, I'm gonna wait, it's my second time ever eating edible as well.
Really?
Yes, the first time I greened out off a 10 milligram cookie with Max and Jason.
Oh wait, oh my God, remember that Airbnb?
Yes.
Oh my God, it's my first time ever eating an all greened out throwing up.
I actually remember that.
Maybe that's on.
Yeah, what time is it?
I'm on Rocket League.
I'm on a show.
Maybe like...
Bro, let me go home and play, bro.
I wanna play Rocket League.
I don't really wanna play with it.
I'm on Rocket League, it's ass, bro.
Bro, it's not.
If you only ask until you get good, I swear to God.
And I'm not even like good, bro.
I promise.
Once you like get a little bit of like...
You put on a controller?
Yeah.
You put on a controller, too?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
If people put on a keyboard, the keyboard is optimal.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
The keyboard is like...
No.
The keyboard is the best, guys.
bro you like the ceiling so high that game you prove fast so like that's not
fun come here just spin bullshit you might have to get on the ground as well
this is skill gap you gotta play controller how many steps to eat the
whole train you want me to guy this rice cooker is just on and the rice is just
burnt to a crisp like the others wait so you said it was on why didn't you
Yeah, I'm gonna turn it off.
You think you're doing the butt?
He literally asked us earlier,
why is the rice cooker on?
Why has the rice cooker been on for so long?
He just leaves it on.
Stop acting like you wouldn't leave it on.
I would turn it off.
If you look at it and you walk away,
maybe scratch your ass or something.
I would look at it.
That's crazy.
From my mom's life, you would leave it on.
What do you mean by that?
That's it.
Yeah.
Well, what did I just prove?
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm not going to cook here.
What the fuck?
He's going for a second.
Seconds.
Just wait.
He said that Loki hid rare Drew W.
Bro, it's not what you think of poor Loka.
Not what I think of dying.
Have you ever said to poor Loka?
Yeah
Let me keep drinking them against your dollars
Place we just played our six
That game is so trashy.
I'm sorry.
If you're actually down for that game for R6, it's kind of fun.
Well, I couldn't get it, so I'm...
Nah, I'm off for it, and I thought I'd update it.
Wait a minute.
I mean, honestly, I hate playing the tournament.
Negative. I literally 4-0 the first time.
Are you even silking on the game, though?
No.
It was with a W?
Yeah.
Okay, that's all I thought I'd do, sir.
Well, I hate playing R6.
Or I hate playing Fortnite.
Alright.
Yes, because it's more fun when you're not super good at a game and when I get on for that, I just can't die or lose
I'm so serious. I just like to look at your face when you just say it's bullshit
That's bullshit bro. I have a fortnight and I play like I play like a gamer right from Suki right now
It's a 19 kill win by me
That's the best game, that's the best game.
I was not on this first game.
You didn't go outside, you were outside, you were outside.
Look at him play against Bob.
Look at him play against other Silkeys.
So I'm not going to go outside.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's not getting 19.
Yes, he will.
If he gets on ranked, yes, he will.
I used to bot race.
I will not allow him to get 19.
I'm getting 19.
You're not going to go outside.
You want to go play duo ranked game right now and see who gets more points.
I'm not going to see that.
Okay, but I have to get like a plus, plus, plus.
I have to get a plus.
Tell them there's something.
I have to get a plus.
at least get a plus 10.
Plus 10?
Where you were not getting those back then,
10 no one ever gets 10.
And they got like a few.
I'm ass.
Well, 10 is a lot.
Well, if I had to rank it in two, that is true.
Do you think you could pack it in these cookies?
Yeah, tell them they're real good.
They're like a container so we can keep them fresh.
Nice, nice.
Like a few days from now, we're just like chilling.
No, I mean, a cookie, a fries.
Let's stop looking for the gift, then.
I think it's just the other voice.
Plus four and put 25 south up.
And it won't kill anybody.
No!
Is it 10?
I can't guarantee...
Okay, what about 10 but over a two game spin?
Nah, cause you're leaving.
10 over a two game spin, like two little kills?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's not fair.
Cause let me see plus five.
No, it's not!
It's just like, because like, what if you're on just like,
you just don't have fucking people on you for the whole game,
you're just out of the map.
Then that's just...
Yeah, if I die all for it both times I think I only had 10.
When he's getting 19 the first one, like he said.
Like, I forgot if you die.
Yeah, like if I die, I think I'm cooked.
And remember, I'm going against duos.
I can't build, he can build.
Is it longer?
That is also very true.
All I can do is bounce up.
It is a big difference.
Come on, bro.
It's still going to be like that.
Like back then, like everyone...
Like it wasn't that insane.
And you gotta understand,
No one Lacey is a fortnight streamer right well came from fortnight community
They make a street sight and they street sight and it's a nigga like you he's gonna buy
But he's good enough to beat a nigga like you that's what I'm saying. I'm not
Seems like a
Chad, look up.
Here's.
First up.
Now you're all right.
Chad, these are the cookies.
We got them in a fresh container,
and I'm a right so people know
so they don't eat them.
Like they're weed cookies.
I'm a Fortnite student.
Do I have any like a Fortnite student?
I'm not like a kid.
Edible.
And you can put in the chat, okay.
What, what did he say?
He said,
I'm going to write on it and it says edible so no one eats it.
Like I said, okay, you don't cry.
You put edible, you just ate another piece.
No, I ate it.
Fine.
No, you ate it off the eye.
Aw, man.
You put the cookie in the fridge?
No, I put it right there.
I put edible on this, people know it's edible.
These are on the chat, wow.
Huh?
Tell the ladies you're gonna play some solo squanz on four.
Sounded like an on-guys, and I didn't know...
It's just so retarded.
They're going to use it.
I didn't hear it like this, you're heart-swaying.
I know what that's, Tom.
Why are you so weak?
It's like a baby, it's like an inside joke, like I don't know how to explain it.
It wasn't it, earlier we were playing more broad and community music, the solo squad shit.
He did not know what was his whole song.
I knew, I knew, I knew.
You see his face?
No, he doesn't laugh.
I know what he's talking about.
He's not going, no, like I said.
Bro!
Like I said.
He's talking about the clip of me when I played with him, Rod and Kimmy and I was like, I'm gonna go play solo, or what I say, I'm gonna go play solo squad or something like that, right?
Yeah. See?
And Kimmy was like, I don't know, it was always like, I'm not gonna...
Why is this thing so stupid?
Because why? Because he says like a week after that.
Why is this so weird?
It's not even funny, that's why it's so funny.
Why is it so weird?
Yo, if you turn around, he's gonna laugh hard on you.
It's not even funny, that's why it's so funny.
But the guy who turned around is going to laugh hard on him.
He's going to laugh at my eyes, bro.
I can't do it.
I'm doing it now.
You're all stronger, bro.
My eyes are not that hard.
I had to actually do it.
Oh, my God.
Lacey really did them a vet line, bro.
That's how you read, bro.
I'm not talking to a vet, lad.
He doesn't hear you.
Did you do them a vet line when I was in swing here?
Huh?
What?
No, I was laughing at what you said, what you were talking about.
Yeah, those are so gone.
Silkie laughs so cute and contagious.
Now, I'm not in need of you don't want to get banned by some sexualizer.
Why is laser sticking out of his tongue behind the camera?
Yeah, what was that?
These are like a fucking lizard.
God, I didn't even do that.
He started saying it to me.
He was.
Why do I have to market saying weed when I put edible on it like oh my God?
You are you right wet on your water bottles like no
Like that has CTE dumbass
Yo, but that looks at the cookie after we told him it's edible. He says oh shit. Oh, it's edible. I mean
Steel cage man, I told you
Remember we did that during several times on one?
Who would win that?
Negative, you won, right?
You won, right?
I won second, it was the University of Archey.
Oh yeah, I did.
I said, who would win if you put Drew, Lays,
Gilly, and Laser in a steel cage?
Last of life, Lays, who you got?
Last of life, Lays, I got a lot of survival skills.
What are the biggest survival skills, though?
You said last of life, you knew that?
Fuck an island
He has most of our skills
But I think he'll tactfully, you know be able to
Okay, put John up. Yeah, John. I got John first
This is why I think drew dice first
I would hang at the top of your fucking monkey.
Bro, that just doesn't work, bro.
Why would it have to work?
Bro, the cage is fucking the highest one.
I'm not after you.
So if you could get there, you don't think they could get there?
You're not responsible.
I don't think if you think you're Arnold Schwarzenegger,
gang, you are not sitting there hanging up for more than,
fucking, two minutes, gang.
You are not hanging up there for two minutes
I'm gonna be honest
I think laser's dead next
Against true or against lays ghillie and John
Because of your weight they're very very like very very skinny
Yo, what with me?
What with me?
What with me?
Yeah, laser's like five five.
I want Gilbert Wiens first of all because he has like a grown man's strength.
He's like 24, 25.
Who?
Gilbert.
Two girls play football.
Like high school football.
Oh shit.
So he's like, you know, he's like you're not fucking a boss.
I'm so he's strong too.
Yeah, but.
No, it doesn't matter to you.
You're already dead.
You're the first dead up.
You're already gone, okay.
This is what, the next four people are not better than you.
You are gone.
That'll be crazy if we actually didn't match like that.
I said, dad.
I said, dad.
I just don't feel the pain.
Just to see, like, just to see if I'm fine.
Dad, do you still feel the pain?
Okay, that'll be some weird shit.
If you're gonna actually feel the pain.
If you're gonna feel the pain.
Like, dying and actually like respawn back in the,
that's insane.
I would not want to feel the pain, bro.
How? No.
Even like, feel the pain of dying,
but that's actually that.
You're like, what, poking eyes out, shit?
Like, you're doing all that, like,
all that bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
To the death?
I'm taking on a nigga vision
Probably
Honestly, we've probably grabbed their dick and tried to pull it off.
I've literally been pulled as hard as I can, like with no remorse.
You look like you're getting met with like a knee or something like that.
Imagine me and Sylvia fighting to the death, right?
The worst thing I do is I grab his dick and I'm so far away, all the way through.
How's that possible?
I'm stressing it out.
I would be like I'd be like
You're cute!
What the fuck is that rope?
What the fuck is that?
That was the bullshit.
That was the bullshit.
Two hands is glazed.
Bruh.
Think it sounds like dick laundry to me.
Think it sounds like dick laundry to me.
Hello, what would you do if you were in a fight?
In the first U.M.D. you were in a fight to the death.
What was the first thing you were doing?
Like what? All the people who sat in the cage?
1v1. Fight to the death.
Like, drrr.
Uh, I was like standing there, sizing them up, trying to figure out what these guys are going to do, and then let's go from there.
I'm not like, I'm not like charging them, I'm like, I don't have like a plan, I don't know.
Like, that's not like, not like, drool.
I feel like it's in the moment type of thing.
Do you know how entertaining a sport that would be?
Yeah.
So, playing with them, yes.
Oh, man.
If you don't respond, you're going to actually do a sport.
If they used to have that, like back then, they would have played in the Coliseum.
Yeah.
Yeah, no response though.
But no response though.
Yeah.
Glad he is.
some real shit right there why they would do an exit from fucking stones game the
fuck princesses voice wait it was a princess
probably probably though bro you also got a brand-new songs there
What is it?
It's like uh... it's like...
Uh...
The Renaissance.
What's going on there?
It's talking on the ceiling?
Voice?
Huh?
Are you good?
I'm chilling.
I have to finish this.
I have to.
You didn't get out of there.
You just filmed your piece.
Do you have a shot?
I'll take my camera.
I'll take my camera.
I'll take my camera.
I'll take my camera.
I'll take my camera.
I'll take my camera.
What was that?
It was a...
It was a...
It was a...
It was a...
It was a...
It was a...
Who's that?
Who's that?
What?
Where to? Somebody just peaked around the corner.
Yeah, I didn't see him peek.
Yeah, I did.
I'm deadass assort.
I have your number.
Yeah, I have your number.
Yeah, I'm deadass assort.
I have your number.
Yeah, I'm deadass assort.
Yeah, I'm deadass assort.
Yeah, I have your number.
Who fucking got the four sticky girdles?
It's not about the comfort of the game
That's about to come from me
Nah, I gotta go and preach you on it
I might want some anime
I don't know.
What are you watching right now?
You watching like this?
Show us what you got?
Oh, nice.
Knock it.
I want my drooped ass to give me the idea.
Bro, you were sitting there eating fucking eyeballs.
You better tell me what I'm doing.
Yo, he's weird.
He's probably just putting it on drooped.
Yeah, I know.
So they're like, oh my gosh, fuck me drooped.
Bro, your drooped ass gave me the idea.
Damn, you're looking at it now.
Yeah, bro.
I'll droop, bro.
Oh, yeah.
It's been seven hours already.
Yes, bro.
It's literally been...
Bro, I literally started streaming straight off my flight, bro.
Bro, I literally started streaming straight off my flight, bro.
Yeah, it's been seven hours already. Yes, bro. It's really been about literally started streaming straight off my flight, bro
About anything, please do that more what?
Anytime that I'm still live
Of course, bro, I'm doing it for 100 days
Actually, it's way better when you go live early and I can actually like still be streaming and then we're both out at the same time
The dad said they're still in the kitchen, the fuck?
He's like in a four hour kitchen.
God damn it.
Not that, you should come try one, bro.
You should come try one, bro.
At least a piece.
They're edible.
They're edible.
Like, we ate two, and we not even had five, bro.
That's like a chance.
I just had...
Dude, I can't even breathe it.
You should just die and see if anyone notices you're gone.
Wow, what?
Damn.
Yo, that's fun.
Hey, let me get a timer on that guy.
Damn, bro.
Yo, damn.
That's you dick on crazy.
Dude.
Who doesn't think it's like that?
Fuck up.
God forbid, bro.
That nigga, that nigga's crazy.
Stand up and sit down to see if you're hot.
See what?
I don't think it's that bad.
Stand up and sit back down.
Stand up and sit back down.
Not like sit back.
Oh.
Okay.
Watch this.
Move your arm.
You're not going to move your arm.
You're not going to break all of this.
Am I going to break it?
Trash is rubbing the fuck out of your eyes. That should be on for us
Mom's gonna see that clip. Okay, the cookie you jump on
You go see that clip he's gonna be like dude, are you serious?
You want another cookie
dude like I wish you just like we just smoke I don't even know cookie like I
don't even know cookie they don't want to go I saw you want to eat goyslaw
bullshit like that was the first like bullshit
That's not a real cookie, it's a meat cookie.
She's a sugar human.
No, no, there's not something there.
Bro, bro.
That goes good as shit, that's a problem.
You put it back to 100 cases of scrubbers.
Yeah, I put it for fat to fit.
It's 100 cases of scrubbers.
I put it for fat to fit.
I'll be right back.
That's the one of the first facts of the video.
You know what he's got?
He's got that lacy lock in as well.
He's got to opt it out.
I opt it out of my claws.
You want me to keep it better?
I was always the chat's fault that I offered out, though.
Real shit, real talk.
I am a log, bro.
I'm seeing a lot of green in my eyes.
Green?
Yeah.
It's like the same with apples.
Might have to go out since it laid out.
I don't know.
What am I set up?
Oh
I did feel right to me. It wasn't as loud. It was the pop though.
Oh, come on. That was it. That was it.
Bro, it tastes like candy or like chocolate. Candy.
No, literally it tastes like just sugar, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, that's my butter.
Oh, that's not really butter.
Dude!
What?
How did I hear that?
It sounded like heavy.
I feel like I'm sitting on something head-to-head.
Do I get on a game, or do I get on pack draw for like, like, over here?
Or both.
I could just do both.
Nope.
I'm not talking in slow motion, are you?
No, I'm not, I'm talking completely normal.
I'm not moving, y'all are trying to get me to fuck out, brother.
All right chat we are going into 18 plus only mode so all the kids good night wave goodbye
stream has officially gone to 18 plus mode because we're about to hop on pack draw
W add in a chat W sponsor in the chat a matter hop off for like a little bit
let's see if we can continue the fucking streak dude let's see if we can continue the streak
I need to know now, know now, when you're up in your boat, I need to know now.
Okay good ass singer.
Hold on, I'm making sure that shit is good.
I already know he's about to lose the time of day.
Are y'all saying, ah!
L, C.
Can you guys give me a sec, I'm literally.
Just trying to get this.
How do you get my code chat?
Okay.
All right.
down here chat or down here.
Okay.
Chat, if you guys want through, wait, F on black?
Chab, you all want, you could sign up using Code Lacy and when I do giveaways and giveaway
money and do free battles, a lot of people actually win stuff, like they win money.
So if y'all want to try, you don't have to deposit anything, just sign up using Code
Lacy there and you can have a chance at winning stuff, all right?
Okay.
All right.
So here's what I'm thinking, Chab.
Do I start, do I keep doing battles or should I actually try to open packs?
What do y'all think?
Keep doing battles?
What if I try to open packs for a few minutes?
I don't know if, like, what if I just open a few,
like, packing, like parking lot packs?
Like,
or is this just a waste?
Wait, how does this work?
Did I just do something?
What did I just do?
Oh, I'm opening three at a time.
Is this better odds though?
I don't think it is you're burning.
All right, do I start off with a solo battle or a team battle?
We look you got to start hot.
Last time we started off with literally a 5k solo battle.
No, borrow, okay, we'll do, oh shit, so do I do solo, no borrow, what do y'all think?
We could do like, prism, we'll do a parking lot, genie, oh my god it just hit me, oh
Oh my God, it just really hit me.
Oh it did, y'all lay the muckings at me.
No dude, it did ass hit me.
you
you
you
you
you
you
No.
AHHHHHHHHH.
GG.
GG.
DOOOOO.
Hold on, hold on!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, are those good?
Oh!
Yes!
Come on!
Yes!
Yes. Jordan to Retro Eminem?
Are these that tough?
Red Lobster Dunks? A Louis Bell? This is kind of hard.
What is this triple-winder, okay?
Well, to be honest, I'm going to sell everything, but I think I'm going to keep one of the belts.
I could also exchange it for something worth 19K.
Hold on a minute, Chad.
Cartier, Rose Gold Santos, a Rolex GMT, Bruce Wayne,
that's what I have.
Bust down?
I'm gonna do the I'm gonna do the Cartier
Cardio Santos
Fuck it
Okay, now watch that now what
I'm not doing all parking lot 3D3 or 2B2?
Okay, all right, two, we two, how much do I borrow?
I think I want to do a lot of packs here.
I'm going to borrow 30% or 25%.
And I'm going to do 3v3.
And I'm going to do, I'm going to add a bunch.
Parking lot three, uh, Franklin, Travis Scott, Nebula,
Brandaid, or if he is this one good.
Ooh, a bag.
I want that bag.
Crane on Crane, Dior, Charged Up, Juice Back, Superfly.
It's all mid-shit there.
a little cute little bit of money back,
just like pretty sweet.
Yo, Chad, am I talking slower than normal right now?
Yes, for real.
Chad, I think I'm gonna go up here.
Right?
I'm not manually breathing, don't do that, it actually scares the fuck out of me, please
don't do that.
You guys are actually making me feel sick.
All right, $7,000, $7,000, $7,000, 37 packs, run it.
Focus!
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on bro, come on bro.
Come on!
I
I'm getting a little worried right now not a single hit from any side
chat just keep waiting okay now we're on pack 13 already
He wants a car, nice he wants a car, he wants a car.
GG's I lost bro, he wants a car.
Oh!
You want a car?
GG's I lost, bro.
You want a car?
Oh!
Oh, wait.
A fake car.
I can still win this one.
What am I really winning?
Right now?
Huh!
Oh, it's 86.1.
Yeah chat, I think I'm just a fucking piece of shit.
Get the shit off of me!
Okay, $700, $700, oh no, that's gonna be ass, isn't it?
I'm not manually breathing, stop saying that.
Dude!
It's actually GG's I'm up. No, I'm not. What is your math?
Change nice that might that helps a little bit
Okay
Can you talk faster? Yo stop saying that to me you guys are scaring me
I am talking normal. I'm just locked in right now. I'm talking normal. Stop. Oh, I want yo.
Okay. Not bad.
Double, double hundred. Okay. Oh, nice. I think I lost.
He just want a BMW on me?
Are we serious?
Here he is.
He put up a B and W on my head top.
Only a 7K left.
Was that a 2v2 or a 3v3?
I got to go all in.
One, two, three, three.
We got to go all in.
Right?
I'm going to choose random ones.
How much is it, random ones?
Okay.
behind you? Who's behind me? Okay, I'm on 250 and I'll go 18,000,000 at third ice, 2,000,000
either, 1% cars, Red Dream Supreme, Mega Juicer over here, Moisture. Oh my god, I'm over.
Okay, so here we go, 31 packs, gotta just pray dude, gotta pray dude, come on.
The first one.
The first one.
The first one.
You're on the first one!
you
you
you
you
you
you
This is kind of tough.
It's ass?
Okay, but what if I did this?
Look chat.
Cardi air.
Okay.
Oh, okay, placed out Cartier, the Rolex Yachtmaster, a Purple AP, or, or, or, or, or,
I take this 10,000 and I do one more.
Okay, 2B2 or 3B3?
2B2 is due.
Ready?
do i go all in
girl watches a Rolex what is that?
Fuck
Okay, see this gets up this gets added on there quick bro
When you go into this side
Do I just do I borrow and here do I just go for it?
Just go for it.
Oh my God.
This could be over though.
This could end it all.
This is everything.
This is all it is, everything.
Oh my God.
Starting off hot.
Oh my God.
Those are expensive glasses.
$10,000 card of your glasses
Bang started off hot started off hot
That's already basically guaranteed like
I think I'm good for this whole thing now unless I get some crazy
easy. You could get a Lambo. Yo, why is my mouth so dry? Wait, shut, are the woes still
popping up or no?
Nice!
We're kind of getting like rinsed though a little bit.
I'm not talking slow.
Yo, yo, realize I won't grab you by your neck and strangle you, right?
Why would you say that sauce?
Because it would be mean.
Nice little wallet.
I need one of those.
Maybe give me a gold here.
Maybe give me a gold here.
Come on.
Maybe give me a nice little gold.
Okay, nothing.
For sure, for sure something else, right?
It's right now it's a blowout and I got saved on the first.
I got you, Lays.
Drew!
Yo, is it me?
Yo, is it bad that my brain just did science for food?
I'm not even trolling.
Oh, the dead ass not even trolling.
My brain just did silence for food, or just did science for food.
So serious.
Like that.
My brain just thought in my head
and put the pieces together like a detective
that, that if, that if, um, uh, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
jewelry shop credit, $5,000 a year.
Suddenly this is a little too close.
Then you got a car.
Okay.
Suddenly this is really fucking close.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay. Okay. So everything in here, I can exchange it for 45123 something worth 45k a Tesla a Rolex deep
What is this, $45,000 for a PC?
Does it have arms that come out the back and jerk me off?
sky-dweller. Whoa! Das Khanatsov! I'm not getting Drew's Tesla. You're using dick suckers.
All right, bro, fine, I'll exchange it all for Drew's Tesla.
How do I sell this?
Yeah, but I want you to your test.
I want to work up to a car. I'm so serious. I want to work up. That's my goal in this
That's my goal is week by week this month. Oh my god every time I do it this month
I'm gonna work my way up to a car
They I'm gonna break it off at the end into a car and my goal at the end is to have like
like so much of a balance rate where I can actually exchange it for like a crazy car.
Can I get a fucking Tesla?
I can imagine I work it up to like this, or this,
I get ass curried.
I guess you're getting that.
I got the Rolex.
I got the Rolex.
All right, do I do two leads, two or three to three?
or one be one.
Not doing all parking lot.
Your bold luck has been shit I know,
but it's fine, because this is where it matters.
That's why I think I'm so due.
Because my bold luck has been shit today.
Facts are no chat. I think I'm due for a big bold
What is up with you guys and fucking
What is up with you guys in fucking parking lots dude
I don't talk so little it's not even lay on it said that holy shit
We want our rules do fuck you buddy
By now I'm going to expensive ones for the last oh my god, this is good about it. Yo, there's got to get crazy
crazy. This is dead ass but it get crazy.
Should I be done right after that?
It's 50 packs for 12K.
Oh my God.
I can't run it.
Run it.
Run it.
Run it.
Don't make me, don't, don't upset me.
Don't upset me.
Come on.
Okay.
Come on.
Please.
Okay
Please
Come on, go home right now.
Go like you just did to something.
Come on.
Pray for a goal!
Go!
I just don't want this to end.
And I don't want to see me
Because I don't think you can even come on, dude
Whenever things change, everything will change
I just want you to know I am
Oh, no!
Gold!
Check?
Isn't that looking good, bro?
Oh my God!
Okay, gold, we got a gold, we got a gold, we got a gold.
It's a shitty gold though.
It's a new phone.
iPhone 15.
iPhone 15?
Got to get it.
Oh, that wallet is so tough.
It's a good phone, bro?
No, it's not.
Why would I redeem an iPhone 15?
Yeah, isn't that only two years old?
You had an iPhone Air? No way you want a car. What, a thousand dollar car?
I'm cooked. I'm cooked.
It's for the next person that comes up to you and asks how many licks for an iPhone.
Damn chat.
Yo, our gold look has been shit.
I haven't seen a gold in a mini.
Love from Australia?
You know, do people in Australia actually have kangaroos and shit as pets or is that like a joke?
We do. We have three.
You guys have three fucking kangaroos.
So people in Australia just have kangaroos as pets.
So you just sit there and you just have kangaroos tamed like in a barn?
there's no way that's real there's no way that's real no
I lost it all chat like a fucking egg like look at his egg
It really looks like you guys
Unless I pull out some crazy shit right here
Wow
nice dude wow girl nice dude
might as well come over here and rub it in my ass too
before I get another one put it on my ass
do it
Do I even go back?
I could just do this last 11k right here and see if I can pull some out of my ass.
And then I'll take the 22.
30k?
Don't want me to do 30k all parking lots.
But the parking lot goal isn't even that good.
Yeah, look.
Parking rods not even that like, like, look, it's not even that good to the point where
you could get...
How do I do it?
How do I do it?
You should get in the parking lot bonus, you could get one of these.
They're like, no, like one of these.
So your dead ass want me to do this.
Y'all want me to do a hundred parking lots.
This is 16,000.
Why am I even doing this in a 2v2 or a 1v1, which one, 2v2, 1v1, or 3v3, which one?
So this is our 100 parking lots, on fast mode.
3v3 is more chances.
Is it?
But then you split the prize.
You don't just get it.
You split the prize.
One-by-one, I get it.
FaceTime, Marvin, you need good luck.
Brother, what are you talking about?
All right, here we go.
Did I break the game?
Did I break it?
Okay, 100, wait, how do I do fast mode?
No way I can't.
Oh, GG.
Low key is a shitter.
It's low key a shitter.
My throat is so dry.
Chad's low key a shitter.
If I get in, I'm chilling.
No?
Out of 100, I surely get one.
Right?
Have we had any food or any food in the kitchen?
Listen, I did food silence.
Is that your place on the counter?
Okay, but he's not here that's what I'm saying. Did you bring it to me?
Yo, Ray, I'm live I have a question. Did you order Chicole?
I can have it. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Ray.
Yo, yo, when you're starving and high, coming up on food like that is crazy. Oh my God.
crazy to me my heart is my y'all coming up on some food
Yo, can I get something?
Nice brown 20 cents chat plus 20 cents
Chatt imagine being so rich that you forget your dordash and be like fuck it that's normal
sometimes or what sometimes you just forget that sometimes you just forget you ordered it
Huh? Yeah, what's bad, what's bad?
What's wrong with the chocolate milk shake at a lemonade?
Is it good? No.
Well, I'm not getting anything. Do you see what's in here? Please be like that.
Yo, if it's a sandwich, I'm going to show you. Oh my God, the spicy sandwich would be better.
Chick-fil-A sauce? Oh my God. This is the biggest combo of all time.
740 740 is not praising
Wow, no gold is crazy
Well, I'm releasing a robbery chat. Congratulations.
Because the chat wants to be weirdos.
Like y'all made me waste money on this.
Oh my
Blaming chat yes, bro, cuz y'all told me to do and convince me will imagine
Do one be one so you can actually get it. I said I just taken the fucking money
Wouldn't come on my burger
Come on my chicken
So, now that I forget, I'm streaming.
Anybody else?
Forget that, like, I'm streaming.
All right, now, y'all try it, don't forget.
Because you're watching the stream, so you probably don't forget.
There's no way y'all enjoy this!
This isn't even enjoyable!
All you parking waters.
Plus 50 cents.
I got to see gold.
What?
I hate this chat.
I'm calling it 83rd back.
Bro, you guys just fucked me over.
You're so new back.
Nice.
This should make all the people who spend parking lot every stream make you stop spamming
it.
Oh my God.
Stop putting gold with that speed doing this evil.
Y'all are not coughing any spells, dude.
I'm not running it back.
Yo, I'm really high.
Who just said that piggy took the chocolate shake with an old man pulling a folder?
And the buggy mean fat piggy took the shape.
No, come on!
I was promised this!
The gold tip can't even see the light of day.
No, all of these fan parking lot, like there's no way you guys enjoy this, no?
If there's no, there's no build-up.
I threw $17,000 in the trash, bro.
That's not even a chocolate shake, man. It's an Oreo shake. I'm not falling back. That made it even better.
I thought I was choosing a chocolate shake and I'm not even a big chocolate fan.
Come to find, it's like walking into a room, seeing gold and then it's like a fucking pistol.
But I'll be honest, I was so greedy, not even what I'm saying right now, a $17,000 Oreo shake, like brown.
Well, I'm actually not even gonna get in.
Are you fucking serious?
What it backfats no deer do?
Wow, bro.
Wow!
Ah!
It's do now?
I'm going to show you what I'm going to show you.
not do. If I'm doing any of this, I'm gonna fuck it. Do I do it? It's so degenerate.
Don't think I take my 17?
No, what the fuck is that message bro?
entertaining lisi on God it is but
I just did it
I'm not doing parking lot only, but I'm going to try to go back up.
Oh my God, it's so much though.
Is it getting my biggest whatever?
I think it is.
Do I borrow any or no?
I have a random question.
Who is the first person to ever like, who's the first person?
Like, okay, fuck, how do I explain this?
Who is the first person to ever invent multiplication?
Like, hear me out.
Who is the first person to ever sit there and think that,
for some reason, 10 times 7 equals 70?
Like, what?
Come here.
Who was the first person to sit there and in their heads
think?
Oh, if you take a 10 and you multiply it by a seven,
that equals 70.
Who thought, why?
Who randomly thought to skip all these numbers
to somehow multiply. Who's the first person ever? Whoever invented multiplication, that
ass just made it up. They faked it all. Who's to say that if you take a 10 and add a 7 to
it 10 times, that equals 170. Who invented that? You know what I mean?
I wish I had more chicken though, it's kind of pissed off right now, let me just start
Here we are, Chad, is this crazy?
Am I fucking up right now?
There it is, fast mode, it's only, y'all need a fast mode with 68 packs, all right.
Or no.
Let's just see what it looks like.
Let's see how fast it goes.
We've never done this.
It's super fast?
It's really fast?
Whoa!
Off the rip.
Parking bottles do.
Nice, bro.
Nice, bro.
Y'all convinced me to lose everything today.
Thank you.
So much.
For making you go.
I hate you.
I fucking hate you.
Wow, bro.
Is that ass hitting me with my hand?
I just lost 45k.
Wow.
I'm getting, I'm hitting me right now.
Not even a single ball.
Not even a single ball.
Oh my god, what is that?
Oh my god!
No, I still lose!
I still lose!
I still lose!
Oh my god, wait!
crazy oh my god wait a minute no no oh my god no
it's over
Show the Rolex, brother, I did.
You should have $15.
You, girl.
You ate it?
I said you ate it.
Anyone?
Anyone?
I should have kept the Tesla.
I did could have kept the Tesla.
And you had a company, Tesla.
I wouldn't have given that shit to Drew.
Drew is a two-toned mayback.
Y'all dead ass little hungriest fuck they are.
Chad is lays on?
Chad, you guys, am I getting fat?
Me on a fat, am I getting fat?
Is it just crazy? That's kind of just how life goes, like everybody gets fat at one point
of their life.
It's not even a bad thing, is that it's not even a bad thing to get fat? It's just
some, like everybody, because everybody goes fat in their life at some point. Like
Like whether you're young, somebody would just do it a little earlier than others.
Like everybody who makes fun of fat people, you'll all be fat eventually one day.
It's just not yet because you're like, we just exceeded at a young age, at a young age.
Lay's on the game.
Is Lay's on the game?
He's gambling.
Oh, my God.
He's gambling.
Jack, Darla doesn't like playing on stream, because he says,
Please, can't believe it.
Jack, Darla doesn't like playing on stream,
because she says,
if you guys call her bad.
She is, she's playing on stream, I know, but when she comes on my stream she said you guys
call her bad.
So she doesn't want to play on stream because she said she actually wants to get good at
You guys get her mad when you say she's bad.
Were you the warm-up in this game?
Not turn 18 plus off.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Chad's a bunch of assholes.
Even to me, but like, I'm your daddy.
Oh, this guy's a pro.
I feel like I'm playing in slow motion.
Oh, shit!
But I'm a seasoned vet.
What a shot.
Here's that ghost calling me bad.
I know how this works.
Here y'all go, calling me bad, but I'm better than all of you.
I'm ten hours better than all of you.
How do they double?
And y'all just sit here, calling me bad.
Yes!
I'm better than all of you.
So we based off the fact that on a daily basis,
So they based off the fact that on a skill level, I'm better, y'all just know more about
the game to me
What do you mean? Genuinely? How can you talk with your mouth? I guess we all don't talk with our mouth stuffed.
I guess we don't all talk with our mouth stuffed.
Oh fuck me I'm a naughty boy.
Who just got me a cheese ball?
Well, I'm actually so good at this game y'all don't understand like I know this game like
down to the T.
Was this?
Bro, I wish I had some food.
See that kind of shot there?
That's only something like that.
What I just did just there is something only like a Grand Champ can do.
I somehow pulled things out of my ass like what Grand Champs can do.
right here when you just witnessed that's like a platinum maybe champ left like this or that perverse
you know you're getting wet you know I think there's a leak I did I think there's a leak
BAU he tights
No, it is guys typing in the game chat bro.
Dala, B-A-U.
Good shot.
Oh no.
Save, Leigh.
Keeping the game alive here.
Hold on a minute.
He's got a fast break to tie it.
20 seconds.
He scores.
And he scores.
Yes.
Yo, something's getting wet.
Brother, are you spraying me water?
You're not funny.
Boy, you're deadass not funny.
Come on, sell more than spraying me with water.
There's nobody here.
Yo, I'm not tweaking.
No, somebody is spraying me and getting me wet can you please find me a snack
No, I like like like something like Allison not something sweet like chips or something no shit like not sweet
No, there's we got to have chips or something somewhere
Come on we have to
I don't really want something sweet, you know what I mean?
I don't want like, you just hate.
So, that was not a full meal.
That was only a chick-fil-a sandwich and a large fry and a milkshake.
That's not a full meal.
Okay, the way I say it like that, then it sounds worse than it is.
Yo!
Yo!
Someone's spraying me with water!
I'm not kidding!
Someone's deadass spraying me with water, bro!
1500 calories, by the way, bro.
That's a chicken sandwich and a one large fry and a milkshake is not a full meal.
A full meal is like a main course and two sides and a drink and dessert.
That's a full meal.
Wow!
Oh my God!
Pull me in the SFL.
40 pebbles?
That's not secure.
I said something not sweet and you told me candy, chocolate and fruity pebbles.
Do you have different taste buds than the rest of us?
There's no chips at the house I just checked.
you just chat y'all ever spring with water you're actually not funny
I'm getting wet.
Bro, it's not road to 300, because I want a little fucking snack.
Well, it's not road to 300, because I want a little fucking snack.
Little snacker?
How's that not a thing?
Thank you.
All right.
Little strawberry.
Yo, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Alright, you want to score me?
Yo, I'm hungry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, check in y'all. Let me lock in for a sec so I can show y'all why I actually
deserve to be considered a Rocky League bro.
Look at that tipped wingtip.
Bro, I'm getting sprayed with water for somewhere.
And it's making me lose the game and I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
I'm getting sprayed with water from somewhere.
and
Every time I get sprayed I get cold and I lose the game. I'm gonna freak out. It's making me lose
Yo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is not funny.
How is it getting me from this angle?
Don't talk.
Okay, I suck.
I thought I told Donald.
Not losing it.
Oh, who's over the door?
It's whoever's over the door.
Who is that?
That?
No, this is not funny.
I'm getting annoyed.
No way.
Oh my gosh.
Every time I get sprayed.
No, no.
Why did he end stream?
Who called me a vacuum?
Ah, fuck.
Whoa, stop!
Is it wrong?
Come on, lay.
They don't call you the king for no reason.
They don't call you the king for no, I'm gonna whack.
That's right, they don't call you the king of young elf.
LA for no, hold on.
Who calls bro the king?
Oh
My god, let's change the direction. Not a bad shout. Well, they can get away for a reason
I told you, I've had enough experience, I can hang with the SSLs.
Yep, watch this.
Oh, someone just came on me, bro.
Someone just came on me!
I hate you, I hate you.
Oh, just came on me, bro.
Dude.
It's all over my...
Whoa!
Dude.
I hate the face with a fucking stream of water.
lost because of me. Bro.
Who is doing that? I bet has lost the key because of me.
If you are going to ever try to sit here and say,
I'm asked for losing that, bro.
Lace is bend gone.
Whoa.
Yo bro.
Stop.
Stop.
Oh, no!
Get his water done!
Get his water done!
Oh, I'm so...
Oh!
Whoa.
What do you mean, are my eyes open?
How else would I be able to fucking see to do shit like this?
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
Ow!
Oh
Yo, I got buff off my dude, you get us put it in my ass. Oh
My god imagine I don't got them there Jack
You're gonna put me into the squishy, bitch.
Wow. What a pass to the other teams.
Holy fuck, I'm a bum. I'm a fucking from at this game.
I'm a fucking from.
Nice. Now what am I gonna do? Go in the goal? Go up for nothing.
Because I fucking suck.
Because I'm a Grom!
I fucking suck!
I'm realizing what you guys are seeing now from from I'm realizing from your guys's POV right now
And then I'm gonna go at the ball and I'm gonna fucking miss oh
And now this fat fucks gonna say he wants popcorn oh
I'm seeing it from a third problem seeing my life from a third person perspective now. He's gonna miss. Oh, he sucks
could have had an open shot. This is what you guys fucking think when you type in the chat.
I'm not a skitzel. You know who's calling me? I'm fucking skitzel. I'm not a skitzel.
Oh, fuck, dude.
The subject is becoming self-aware.
I'm not a subject.
This game's not over yet.
Yo, someone just made me think of some shit.
That's just really got me thinking.
There's the events in there as they start to go, sir.
Ah.
Nice.
Oh
Nice nice
My my I just tell me to leave the game those are good shots put up
What do they mean?
You're nothing but a small fry.
Two.
Like why do you just tell me I'm nothing but a small fry?
Oh my God, what a bump!
What a bump!
Why don't you just tell me I'm nothing but a small fry?
Oh my God, what a bump!
What a bump!
What a bump!
What a bump!
What a bump!
What a bump!
What a bump!
What a bump!
What a bump!
Nice.
Got greedy for the boost, and they put my hat on.
I agree for the boost, so I put my little hat on, like, holy shit.
No.
of the wall. Why are you all saying your hat on with four laughing emojis? Why are you
saying that? Why are you saying with my hat on with four laughing emojis bro? It's not
It's not that funny!
It's not that funny though.
I'm in a matrix right now!
Oh, why are you talking with four laughing emojis?
What I said is not that funny.
I don't know who the guy that said that was, but he thought that shit was so funny.
What was his name?
Boxing two zero zero four.
Why are you sl-
That was funny, the way you said it, you know.
He felt that shit funny as hell.
He typed on his phone.
Put the bag in the bag?
What?
I'm not even high.
I don't know why you guys think, just because I'm acting in a different way means I'm high.
I'm literally not high.
I'm not high, I'm a cookie.
What?
What does that even mean?
Now you just sound like a fucking retard.
What does that even mean?
I'm not high on the cookie.
Because now you actually piss me off.
Like, actually, it's made me mad.
I'm just a fucking little bitch.
I'm not breathing manually.
Stop saying that weird stuff.
I'm calling this guy that I know that owns, or his dad, his dad owns, his dad owns like
a movie theater.
I'm going to see if they'll open the movie theater to get me a bucket of popcorn.
All right.
Is that crazy? Is that crazy to ask?
Is that a crazy favor to ask my friend to ask to call his dad
to see if they'll open the movie theater to get me a bucket of popcorn?
Is that like really that crazy of something?
You're nothing but a small fry.
Oh, I thought you just randomly typed that.
It doesn't even make sense.
It's like, what that means.
What does that even mean?
I want to show it to a person who just sits there all night and types you're nothing but
a small fry.
And you're a bop, bro.
So I actually think about it.
Like, could you imagine, like being the person that sits there and just types,
you're nothing but a small fry for like six hours.
You've been typing it all night, the same message. You're just saying that.
I'm not high. I'm literally not even high.
Yo, I'm gonna be up so early tomorrow. I completely forgot. Fuck.
How long have I been live now? Try not to laugh.
Bro, the try not to laugh are not even funny.
Try not to laugh, they're not even funny.
I've been laughing for 11, for 11 and a half hours.
Holy shit.
I know, I'm a grinder.
Why don't you think, uh.
There's no way you guys can't simply just like literally litter like little little whoa
Y'all I'm sleeping right now.
All right.
Try not to die laughing.
Okay.
It's time to talk about Jesus Christ today.
Oh, is your day?
Oh, okay.
When you're not supposed to go to the stage.
Okay, YouTube.
You!
Hey, bro.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
Can you see my hand?
You see my hand, bro?
I'm not here to be Jesus Christ.
I'm not here to be Jesus Christ.
I'm not even laughing.
At the video, I swear to God, I'm not laughing at the video.
I am laughing at the fact that this boxing 2-0-0-4 kid finds everything so fucking funny.
And dude, it's not that funny for you to be standing and laughing emojis.
Why is he finding everything so fucking funny?
pissing me off. Oh my god. I'm not even laughing at the video. I'm laughing at the chat. I'm
pissing you off. How am I pissing you off? Please tell me what made you want to sit there
and just type, you're pissing me off.
How am I pissing you off, bro?
I'm literally a healthy guy.
I'm literally a healthy guy.
You guys are riding all night, fall of rise, six white people versus one secret black
person. Wait, do I have to watch this? Six black people versus one white person. Six
black men versus one secret black guy.
I'm black. I'm black. I'm black. I'm black. I'm black. I'm black. I'm black. I'm white.
Chew.
Now, one quick question I gotta ask. Are there any other, like, Afro-Canians or anybody with, like, any, like, Afro-centric ethnicities?
My dad has a Nigerian name.
What tribe? Do you know what tribe?
Yeah, I don't but my mom's hospitalizing rest in june and then my dad literally like a mutton got Nigerian
All the way
He's living mix of everything. Okay
Anyone else?
No, just why yeah, I got nicknames. Well, Rosebuddy was actually my street name my real name is Riley
What is this street name?
What is this street name?
He has got a fucking street name. Hold on, let's hear it.
Okay, so, so, anyone else?
No, just like, yeah, I got Nickname.
Well, when Rosebud is actually my street name, my real name is Rosebud.
Rosebud is his street name.
So nobody calls him Rosebud.
Who the fuck asked him post-part?
Just one amount of food, saying yo post-part.
Nobody is calling that.
You're a less than a full person.
You're a person who's not going to make me feel comfortable.
You're going to be busy.
Yeah, sometimes you're going to be busy.
Sometimes you're going to be busy.
I think my strategy was...
Stop putting that laughing emoji at every day.
Stop putting that...
Stop doing those laughing emojis.
Bro, why are you laughing at a plant?
I don't know.
I don't laugh at everything.
You're embarrassing me to fuck off.
Nothing I'm saying is that funny for y'all
to be laughing at that hat.
I'm not geeked.
I'm fine.
Just be black.
I'm not alive when you said this.
I thought it was because you had a tough face on me.
I mean, you could see. You probably be able to tell that I got a tough fit on you.
Can we all say we'll be wearing everything? I got a skeleton all red, varsity ejective,
hardwood pants on the side. What's up?
We need matching right now. I'm not wearing a skeleton, but I got like red.
You got an Air Force one?
I got Air Force one.
I wish I could get that one right now.
Thank God!
I was at the airport with like a little black shirt on it.
Okay, yeah, half black, half white, half white.
I want to see where daddy is.
I want to see where daddy is, half black, half white, half white.
No camera, I used to wear some hoomans that had one.
Yo, nothing there saying is that funny for you type?
And yo, what's all that about, jeez?
Bro, no, nothing there saying is that funny
for you to be standing, laughing, facing right now.
I'm not a jolly little pig.
Who's called me, guys?
Who just called me a jolly little pig?
Bro.
Joey, ass pig.
That's what I can have for you today.
My strategy for today was to figure out who's safe rather than figure out who's the mole right out the back.
Who's one of the brothers? Who?
Who here knows what the smell of a hot bomb on a head.
Just think. Just think a little bit.
What are some prominent songs that you're gonna hear at the counter?
I'd like to play the bottom blue, Mark's series, bottom blue player.
No!
I'm David's, you know.
It's both of us, but it's the kind of, I make the things, you know, straight out of the movie.
He said, he said too far.
For a second.
What?
I grew up on my mom's side, and I grew up on my dad's side,
so anytime, you know, some vacation in the back yard,
my nanny should be playing all my time,
What is this guy talking about bro? What is this guy talking about? What is Rose Bud saying?
For a second.
I grew up on a plastic rock on the long side and I grew up on the long side from my dad's side.
So any time you know it's time for vacation in the back yard of my nanny I should be
during the long long time with my pop-up name to be dancing, slow dancing, slow living,
you.
Yo, I believe these aren't real people in a chat. That's hilarious. With their laughing
emojis. What are you typing? You're skit Rosebud the funniest. Why are you all being so positive?
Rosebud got me dying.
Why are y'all laughing at everything?
What?
Everyone has one person that's as visible as me.
We know we're basically on the same page!
Some aside for the theme song, we finished it.
We're brothers, we're happy and we're standing in our color.
None of us are real, you need a high five.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Why did this guy sing along?
Why does he know that?
Why does he know this song?
We're brothers, we're happy and we're standing in our color.
You're coming up to the very end.
You're leaving the final, huh?
Okay, okay.
You run up half black, half white, dude.
Yo, I...
Rosebud didn't know.
Barhub is so happy.
Rosebud's pick is so difficult.
There's certain songs that they sing that I honestly didn't know were word by word, what to say.
In the movie, ATL, was shot just when it said it happens with a...
It's a things like, I ain't no kind of, I ain't no thanks for that one.
It's complete this song about a deaf boy guy, stretch friends, what do you mean stretch friends?
What is that?
Anybody know what it is when you say you put your foot in something?
You said it couldn't get real good?
You're listening to that?
I was listening so intently on voice because you were like...
I don't even know what they're talking about. Are these things that like their family said?
I'm so confused.
phone with like a telemarketer. You can tell the black person on the other side.
So you throw out little hints. You know what you're talking about?
Oh, yeah. It would be cool. I was trying to catch that calling response.
Lone Endurers. Bro, yo, I feel like my chat's not real right now.
Yo, y'all are scaring me. I'm scared I'm like gonna go live tomorrow and the
chat's still gonna be like this. I'm genuinely getting scared.
Why are y'all standing this, Rosebud? Rosebud? Why are y'all laughing at
everything you wouldn't know if y'all stop okay no it's getting creepy it's
getting creepy it's not getting creepy there's more people typing than normal
and they're all typing these random shits what is going on stop it's freaking
me out
We're high.
So you guys are high.
I'm not snacked.
Who would have snacked me?
Oh, what is your spanky?
nobody's here to spank me. Damn I lost 45k bro. Oh my god, I'm sick. It just hit me.
The funny
and we're 10K parking lot, not a bad show.
I'm not manually breathing, bro.
I want Chinese food, I haven't eaten all day.
I haven't eaten all day, dude.
But hey, chat, look, I'm gonna get off and go to bed.
Don't be streaming the fucking chat.
I will be live.
I will not be alive.
you
you
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