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03-11-2026 · 9h 28m
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Battle Monkey, Omari!
Yo, what's good monkey?
What's up, thank you monkey for the sub.
What's poppin' anti-con, how you doin' bro?
We got coal, we got awesome,
winning nuggets,
we got ace,
we got blitz,
flex, dan.
Why are y'all stayin' question marks?
Please tell me how
how you guys can already say question marks.
So chat, my food just got here.
It was supposed to get here 30 minutes ago
and then I was gonna eat before I went live
but it actually just got here.
So I was wondering if I have permission
to eat before I stream.
You know.
Well, listen, my food just got here
And it's actually very healthy.
It is very, very healthy actually.
Okay.
And I actually have made the executive decision
that I'm not gonna listen to the chat
and I am going to eat before I stream today.
So please give me about five, 10 minutes.
Just talk a little bit or something in the chat
and I'm gonna eat in peace
and I'm gonna act like I'm not streaming while I eat.
Okay, thank you.
Why are you calling me a piggy?
Alright, now you guys may be insecure, I don't even want to eat on shrimp anymore.
I did ask Joe, you don't want to eat on shrimp anymore.
Yo, could somebody please tell me what on God's green earth a fucking kekrito is?
What is a kekrito? And why am I seeing a kekrito being spammed in my offline chat before I even go live?
I don't see it. What is a kekrito? I literally can't see it. Look.
I just see the word tech reed. Oh, I don't even know what it looks like
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Still don't see it.
I still don't see a fucking Keckredo.
I still don't see it.
I don't know what that emo is.
Ooh.
It's right there. What do you mean? I'm not manually reading
Listen, I'm sure you guys know what to expect this room, okay
But first off we got to talk about something
That news broke this morning
not really sure, not really sure what's going on here.
Anybody want to explain to me
what this could entail for me in the future?
Breaking, the FBI has warned police departments
in California that Iran wants to retaliate
for American attacks by launching offensive drones
against the West Coast.
Should I leave LA?
Like, straight up, actually, it's from ABC News.
Verified actual ABC News.
Do I leave LA?
But we thought you were the king.
Yes, and if the king of my city, I feel like I have to set an example by leaving.
I'm not going to lie, I might just get a B&B in Miami for the next three months until
this shit blows over.
And tell me if this is true or not.
I don't know if this is true, but I heard that if Iran did launch a drone attack or
an attack on California, I wouldn't even notice.
I would just be gone like the snap of a finger.
I wouldn't even notice it happened.
Is that true?
Yes, you wouldn't.
You'd be gone like a blink, okay.
So you're telling me I could just go to sleep
and not wake up in the morning one of these nights.
Or I could literally blink and the next blink be gone.
Yo, why are we even at war?
I don't even, I don't understand it.
I don't get it enough to understand.
I need somebody who's very educated on the topic to like get into a discord call with
me and explain why we're at war.
America's at war to get oil and money.
Is that true?
Or am I getting trolled by Twitch chat?
War equals money plus oil.
So let me get this straight.
If that's true, you're telling me that people are dying and we're risking Americans' lives
because we want to be greedy and get more oil and money?
I could be completely wrong.
That's just my understanding from what I'm being told
in the chat, because I am not knowledgeable on the topic.
I need, it's too complicated for your dumbass to understand.
Who is somebody that could explain it to me?
Actually, who is somebody that could explain it to me?
But I want someone to explain it to me from a standpoint of explaining it to me educationally,
not with an opinion.
Do you understand what I'm saying, Jack?
Because I know how that will look if I'm caught up in someone with an opinion.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, and case on Hassan
All right, let me go get fast based on case on
Starting a FaceTime call to Cason
Yo case on
No, I don't want to get trained
I mean I might have to at this fucking point from what I'm looking at on my screen right now
I might have to get trained for something listen. I'm live and I have a serious question
I want to ask you like a serious topic
Can you explain to me I'm extremely uneducated and have zero foods going on
Why?
California is in danger of getting bombed
How the fuck would I know?
My whole chat said, call K-Song, he'll tell you.
Well, you talking about fucking like the war with Iran?
Yeah, well, it says breaking.
FBI has warned police departments in California that Iran wants to retaliate for American attacks
by launching drones against the West Coast.
coast.
For the record, when they say Iran is attacking, it's the fucking insane government that we
were all celebrating that the dictator who was murdering innocent Iranians for 40 years
died.
That's not about them.
That's not about them.
You guys were tripping.
He was great.
He was...
They don't even know what the fuck they're talking about.
You know what it is they see?
People's hatred for Israel is why everyone was hating on what we were doing and why we
or while we were celebrating the death of Khomeini,
when all Iranians were just happy
that this fucking Sikh fuck was dead.
Like, I'm like, bro, we don't give a fuck
if it was fucking a random country
who saved and helped Iran, bro.
Like, when people made it about their hatred for Israel
and if you ask Iranians in Iran,
which by the way, they can't even talk
because there's a blackout,
because the Sikh government-
No power?
They shut down all communications. You can't even talk to anyone. Nothing. No internet, no nothing.
Nothing.
Okay, well, in case I'm- some question, and like I said, I don't know, so I'm very uneducated, so I don't want to come off as stupid,
and I've learned my lesson in the past on speaking on things that I'm not educated about.
Yeah.
Why is America involved?
Like, why, why, how?
Well, I got you.
Wait, before I, before I, before I answer this question,
I want to answer the people in your chat
who are saying the quote,
Jews paying case on,
and also some other thing of like, case on is stupid.
So I have to ask you, you bought the question.
How would, why as an Iranian,
does that have to do with anything Jewish
or Israel related?
So, so let me ask you, read towards a question real quick.
As an Iranian, with Iranian family, any one,
you guys are mad at us for being happy,
a dictator who would kill his own people died.
Is that what I'm getting at here?
Just let me just catch up real quick.
You guys are mad.
My chat is not the chat to do this with,
they're just gonna rage me, you bro.
They're just gonna rage me.
No, your chat's actually not rage baiting.
Your chat's actually not even rage baiting.
They're actually being logical here.
But listen, bro, the reason why is because,
answer your question listen I don't know why America why why America is involved
in this and why now am I thinking about leaving California because I'm gonna get
James right well America is probably involved for their own game to be honest
so we're greedy nice Iran is an extremely resourceful country with a lot of
oil and a lot of benefits and realistically speaking, America probably got involved to
obviously, I mean, I don't know, like I couldn't, you should ask Trump, bro. I don't know. But
as an Iranian, we're just, it was so bad, bro. So everyone's just like, yeah, no one's
helping us. So like we're just, someone please help us. That would, that was the sentiment
in Iran. I'm not speaking for myself. That was the sentiment in Iran. So you have to
Trump brother, I don't know why America is involved. It's probably for political gain or I don't know what or for some
I mean, yeah, I don't know
but
Yeah
If you were saying are you happy your country is blah blah blah brother. They're attacking the government man
They're attacking this dog shit fucking fuck ass government. If you support that you literally support the devil
That's all I'm gonna say you fucking retards who literally sit there and defend that guy killing 30 to 40 to 50 thousand people
people protesting against them, people who would kill women for not covering their fucking
head.
Um, you would literally, this guy was sick, bro, and you guys just sit there and defend
him because you guys hate Israel.
Brother, as an Iranian, I promise you, we don't give a fuck, bro.
Iran wants to be freed by this fucking extremist-ass government who literally is just horrible and
demonic, so I don't give a fuck what you guys say.
So you guys can call me whatever you want, bro.
Don't care.
So anyways, yeah, hopefully we're good over here, bro, because, and by the way, when you
you say Iran is attacking just make sure you say the Iranian government is
attacking because the Iranian government the sick fuck stupid ass government is
attacking so anyways brah alright thank you case on hey man hopefully we're good
brah to so okay let me get this straight before I say what I'm about to
say I'd like to make it know I am not a political scientist I am not a political
I do not understand politics, and this is my understanding of the situation.
So in my understanding of the situation, and I could be completely wrong, but from what
I just was told, it sounds like America has entered themselves into the war for their
own gain because of political reasons or money or oil to try to benefit America and because
of that now the Iranian government is trying to retaliate and get back at us. They're trying
to get their get back. They're spending the block on us. So now all the American people
are in danger because the government wanted to get greedy. Am I right or wrong? Tell me
if I'm right or wrong. That's my understanding. I could be completely wrong. Wrong. Okay.
Wrong. Okay. Got it. So, okay. Wrong. 100% wrong. Okay. Nice. So, clearly my understanding
didn't go up at all. Listen, not gonna lie, just tell me, do I gotta move out of California
or not? Do I gotta start looking at houses in Miami or not? Am I not gonna wake up one
morning?
Who are you to tell me I'm fine?
From a heart attack, maybe.
Yo, I'm not going to die in the middle of my heart attack.
I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to look more into this.
I kind of want to look more into this stuff.
I kind of want to look more into this so I can fully understand it and engage it.
Why are y'all saying no?
Dude, I can form a good opinion if I actually understand this.
You're too dumb?
Okay, what's the Sans opinion on this?
Very difficult for me to read this as anything but a potential false flag setup.
Okay.
flag is a covert operation designed to look like it was committed by another party, used
by governments or organizations to justify military action, war, or domestic reparations.
See, I just don't understand it, I'm not even saying anything bad, I just, I want to understand
it for myself.
I want to know what's going on.
Am I in danger?
Oh wait, I could just ask Brock.
Not on my channel.
Hey, Brock. Um, Lacey here.
I'm actually...
Hey, Lacey. What are we not doing today?
First off, my name is not Lazy, okay, and what do you mean, what am I not doing today?
Oh shit, my bad. Thought you were lazy from the way you just dropped in like, hey, what are we doing?
No offense, Nick. And I'm not. I mean, what the hell are you not doing today?
Like, are you actually working, or are you just scrolling TikTok while pretending to be productive?
Come on, be honest. I won't judge. Much.
Actually, I'm working every single day, so yes, I am working today.
Every single day? Damn it. Either you're a machine, or you're lying through your teeth.
Which is it? Because if you're really grinding 24-7, I'm gonna need proof.
Like, send me a selfie of you at your desk.
Okay, yo, yo, yo, yo, you forget not to talk.
I'm gonna copy Stanley and existential dread in background.
Listen, completely off topic, I have a real question I want to ask you.
Can you explain to me, like you would explain to a 10 year old, what is going on with the
United States and Iran right now, and how it could affect me living in California?
Okay, super simple, like I'm talking to a kid.
Okay kiddo, picture this, there's this big grown-up fight happening way over in the Middle
East between America, Israel, and Iran.
It's like when two kids on the playground start yelling and throwing stuff, except these
These are countries with planes and missiles.
Started because Iran was making super dangerous stuff, like nuclear bombs.
And the US said, nope, stop that.
So now they're bombing each other.
Planes zoom in, boom, buildings go down.
It's been going on for like 12 days straight.
Super loud and scary over there.
But hey, you're in California, why should you care?
Iran sits next to this tiny water path called the Strait of Hormuz.
Think of it like the only door to a giant oil playground.
Most of the world's oil, oil that makes your mom's cargo room, has to squeeze through there.
Right now, ships are scared. Prices are exploding.
Gas here? It's already hitting nine bucks a gallon in some spots.
Yeah, nine. That means filling up your bike or your parents' car costs way more.
Groceries might, too, because trucks need gas to bring food.
Everything gets pricier, like when candy suddenly costs double.
Want to see what that looks like? Check these out.
Gas signs go in the nuts, and the map showing how the whale sees the wrong rocks.
And here's the big highway. See how it all flows right by the fight?
Bottom line, no bottles and counting, but your wallet feels it.
If the war drags on, prices stay high. If it ends quick...
Hey!
Trump keeps in, maybe gas drops back, fingers crossed.
FROCK!
You seem awfully fucking biased about this.
Whoa, hold up, biased? Me? None.
Nick, I'm just telling you like it is.
The US and Iran are literally lobbying cruise missiles at each other right now.
It's not some fairy tale.
And yeah, California gets fucked on gas prices because we import half of it.
Okay, but what, okay, okay, but you're talking about gas prices when I'm finding out that they threatened to send drones into the west and of the United States into the west coast.
So yeah, I'm a little worried about my life, not gas prices. Trust me, my pockets are in deep. I don't gotta worry about $9 a gallon of gas.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
America is the safest place to be?
Is it though? Is it?
Some's telling me that I should go to Miami.
That's still America.
Should I leave, actually should I leave?
No.
Okay, next thing that we have to react to, all I'm going to say for this one, y'all,
put your fucking seatbelts on.
Don't say here we go.
If you thought you were gonna tune into a Lacey stream today
without a segment about this,
then you are completely fucking tripping.
So, for all my non-vastipal people in the chat, there was a man one day, a myth, a legend,
And he goes by the name of Kobe B Bryant and some time ago, Kobe Bryant scored 81 points
in a game, 81 points.
Now this wasn't just some game, right?
This wasn't a game.
This wasn't stat padding, this wasn't bullshit.
They were down in the third quarter by seven points.
They were down 14 and a half time.
Kobe had to quite literally pick up the Lakers, put them on his back and absolutely will them
to victory.
And in doing so, he dropped 81 points, 81.
Now, a lot of people think that this is the second most point scored in NBA history.
In my opinion, this is the most point scored in NBA history, or it was, or it was.
I don't think Wilk scored 100.
There's no proof of it besides him holding a 100 point sign.
There's no video recordings.
There's no highlights.
There's nothing.
There's nothing from that game.
There's no footage of Wilk Chamberlain
scoring 100 points ever.
I have never seen and we will never see footage
of Wilk Chamberlain scoring 100 points in one game.
They don't ever be there.
They don't ever be there.
You might see highlights,
but you'll never see him scoring 100 points.
Okay?
Plus, that's back when the NBA was a bunch of bots.
A bunch of fucking janitors and librarians
running around the court against six, seven, two
real chamberlain.
So either way, in my opinion, this was the highest recorded
score game in NBA history until last night.
When BAM autobio scores 83 points,
I genuinely, I don't even think I could load up a game of 2k.
Turn the sliders all the way up and score 83 points will be on the bike
He shouldn't even be a 83 overall
You're a casual how am I casual this was not deserved
This was not deserved. I don't care what you say. I don't care what you say. This was not deserved
I'm not hating, but if you watch the way that this game was played, the way that this fourth
quarter was played, it was unethical, it was not basketball, and it was pure stat padding.
Pure stat padding trying to chase the record.
That's what it was.
It was shameful.
It was actually shameful.
And yes, I might be biased because I'm a huge Kobe fan, but just watch this fourth quarter.
If you watch this fourth quarter, you cannot tell me that this was deserved.
He shot 43 free throws and he's still in the game up 20 points and his teammates aren't
even playing basketball anymore.
They're just giving him the ball.
They get the ball.
They pass it to him.
the other team to purposely get the ball back to give it to them they're getting
offensive rebound passing it right back out to them on a mile it's it was it was
a pure this is like he did not legitimately score 83 points I don't
care watch this like just watch
Okay, I guess that's a fail.
I guess that's a fail.
70 points for Ma'am-Ata-Maya.
Nice.
Oh, more free throws.
Holy shit.
His whole 83 points is free throws.
The whole High Lay Real is filled with free throws.
And you know what the worst double standard is?
On my soul, if SGA scored 83 points last night
with shooting 43 free throws, everyone will be on his dick.
Everyone will be saying, oh, that doesn't count.
Oh, he shot this many free throws, free throw, merchant.
he's not good but no no no no no bullshit and this guy right here this guy right here you you you
fuck you fuck you
No, not W air expulsion. No, no, this is, this is degenerate. This is shameless. You're
up 27 points with five minutes left. Take your starters out. Take your starters out.
Oh no. You sat there and you watched Colby play. But no, no, let's keep them in.
36 free throws in the game.
36 free throws in the game.
It could be a history or not, maybe.
Most free throws in NBA history.
Look at that, 74 points.
It is the fourth highest score in the game.
74 points, up 27 points.
In the history of the national basketball
assessment, most points in the history of the game.
Look, notice how the other players on the court
won't even shoot the ball.
What the rest are just blowing it at this point?
Oh my God!
The rest are just blowing to blow!
So okay, and this is where it gets discussed, okay?
It was already a little like, like, wow, bro.
Wow, bro, 43 free throws.
Whew, he didn't shoot that well from the floor.
Oh, like this is kind of fucked up.
But in the last two minutes of this game,
I want you to really watch this.
And if you have any respect for the game of basketball,
any respect for the greatest player of all time,
notice I didn't say the best.
The greatest player of all time, Kobe B. Bryant.
Just watch this, bro.
You will remember this game for the rest of your lives.
He has 80 points right now.
Oh, they're not even showing what happened.
They're not even showing what happened.
81.
Because now he's going to go back to the scoring point.
They're not even showing what happened.
They're not even showing what actually happened.
Nah, nice, nice job, nice job, game time highlights.
Skipping over what actually happened.
Nice job, nice job.
So because you don't think it's deserved,
should we not count it?
I'm not saying we shouldn't count it.
This is, this is counted.
Like this is, like he did it.
It's just the way he did it is disrespectful.
He did not, he did not go out there
and legit score E3, in my opinion.
He didn't, he didn't.
The fact that it's two minutes left
and you're up by 25 points
and if you watch how it's getting played out,
look at this, watch this.
Watch this, triple teamed, minute and a half left, up 25 points, because he's past the ball.
Like what am I watching?
What am I watching?
What is that?
What is that?
You have no shame.
What is that?
What is that?
not even trying to actually score. He's just chucking shit up. What is this? He's out there
like he's not even and the rest are calling everything he ties the record off
that
disgusting and I want you to really realize what's going on here okay his
teammates are fouling so they get the ball back. They're up 27 points with a
minute and a half left and they're fouling so they get the ball back. This
is shameless basketball. It's unethical. This isn't basketball. Like watch this.
Watch. They're fouling.
I hate how they won't show the 4th quarter.
83 points.
Whole 4th quarter.
Show the whole 4th quarter.
No, not the highlights.
I want to see the whole 4th quarter, you little bitch.
the whole Fort Porter.
I don't care if I spend 30 minutes an hour or two hours on this.
He's double team, your team is wide open.
What am I fucking watching?
Oh what, this is not even basketball!
Hey, what? This is not even basketball!
teammate gets the rebound, doesn't even look to put the ball back up, doesn't even look to shooting
right back out to bam!
Oh, let's come afoul!
Like bro! Offensive, thank god.
keep in mind three minutes left they're up 25 they're up 25 points right now why
are they so playing like this
like if you I'm sorry but if you are watching this and you don't think in
your head that this is just like kind of like sad.
You're up 25 and you're purposely fouling the other team
to get the ball back.
So you can chuck up fully 100% contested threes.
Hope your teammates get an offensive rebound.
So if you just keep shooting it,
like this is the weakest 83 points I've ever seen in my life.
It's weak.
It's air ball.
See, they get some ball back.
Look at, he's not even looking for anyone else on the court.
Get the ball back to Bam.
Oh, T-Mae has the ball.
Get the ball back to Bam.
Let's chuck some more bullshit up.
Oh, another miss.
T-Mae gets the ball back.
Oh, where are we going?
Back to Bam.
Oh, let's call a foul now.
Like, there's your, like, dude, come on.
Kobe did this, real.
He had to come back.
He had to put up 81.
This is unactical basketball.
I don't care.
And it makes me so mad.
And then he has the nerve to after the game hold up a
statuette that says 83.
He's shot 43 free throws and fouled the other team to get
the ball back.
I've never seen the heat in our ears in that way.
That's such a focused approach to get a work in.
See, I've never seen this.
And the thing is it gets even worse. I'm not kidding. It gets worse in the last minute watch
Like what is that what they're not good dude
They're up 27 points and they're fouling the other team.
They're fouling.
So they stop the clock and get BAM the ball back so we can beat Kobe's record.
How can anybody who respects basketball watch this and not think that this is just insane?
Ties the record and watch how they beat it.
They foul off the inbound.
They foul off the inbound.
the free throws get the ball to bail fucking triple teams not even looking to
pass the ball he's trying to shoot a full court fucking shot he's trying to
shoot at the full court
this is shameless
look at him he's mad
Oh, yeah. Nice, bro. Let's just keep fouling so we can get the ball back so we can beat
a record. Doesn't even matter in the game. We're not even playing basketball anymore.
Oh my God, he just tried to miss a free throw on purpose. Oh my God, he just tried to miss
a free throw on purpose to get banned the ball back. This is the most ultimate form
of Dick Suckey I've ever seen in the history of the universe.
You are purposely missing a free throw
so your teammate can get the ball back
and put up another point.
You put two hands on it, spit on the tip,
and sucked it for 10 minutes.
Look at that.
For what?
What are they on their fucking feet for?
For what?
What are they on their fucking feet for?
Shame on you.
Whoever this is right here, shame on you.
Fucking shame on you.
How dare you call this?
How dare you look at this game?
And how dare every player on that court plays like this?
He's got shot!
He's got a gun alive!
He's got two shots!
It's disgusting.
Actually, she was indiscusting.
I'm talking right now.
This game right here, you might not realize it now, you might not realize it in one month,
you might not realize it this season.
This is going to change and be a history.
Watch.
Watch.
because Bam Audubio, his bum ass 83 points,
just opened the door to players' record chasing
instead of getting a naturally in basketball games.
Watch, you're gonna have players out there
who are now gonna go out there
and do the same shit, foul the other team,
shoot as many free throws as possible,
not pass the team the ball because you're winning
and you wanna beat the record.
And it's gonna change the whole way people play basketball
to try to stat that in record, Jase.
It's a joke, shame on bare motor bio,
shame on the Miami Heat and shame on the refs.
This is a joke.
It's disrespectful to Kobe Bryant when he did it legit.
He needed to score 81 points.
He didn't want to score 81 points.
You went out there, you fouled the other team,
you shot 43 free throws, two minutes left,
you're up 27 points and you're still fouling,
trying to get the ball back and shooting free throws.
Shame on you, shame on you,
Shame on you.
Are you about to cry?
I'm not about to cry, bro.
Piggy's mad.
Yes, I am mad.
I'm very mad.
I'm very mad.
I am very mad.
I am very mad.
You're spitting, no?
Thank you.
I am spitting.
And I saw people saying, oh, can't wait for the 10 minute long segment of Lacey complaining
about Bama on a bio tomorrow.
Yeah, guess what you just got it fuck you fuck her fuck you you little you little fucking little you little ass ass white bastard fuck you
Check calm, please let's see the calm brother. No, no, no, let's see the calm some open to debate about sports
I'm always open to debate about sports if Luca or Reeves had this of a performance
You would be on your knees sucking their cocks cap. I would not
cap I would not if Luca or Reeves scored 83 points in the shameless way that
ma'am on a bio did it I'd be saying the same shit I guess if you had 75 you
wouldn't fell with two minutes less to hit 80 and beat a record no you want to
know what I would do you want to know what I would do if I had 75 points with
two minutes left I would get to 80 and I would stop out of respect for Kobe Bryant
because I knew that I didn't need 80 to win that game I would stop I would stop
I would stop. I would stop.
And you know what the craziest part is?
You know what the craziest part is?
I gained a new found respect
for an NBA player last night.
I gained a new found respect for Jason Tatum
last night because I know
that a Jason Tatum had 75 points with under two minutes left out of respect for Kobe Bryant.
He's not going out there in fouling and shooting free throws to try to beat the record.
He subbed himself out the game and he sent in a text to Kobe Bryant.
I know Jason Tatum wouldn't do that. So I actually have a very new found respect for Jason Tatum
after last night. It's shady on BM Automotive. Simple as that. Records are meant to be broken,
calm your tits. That's what you're not understanding though. That's what you're not understanding.
That's what you're he didn't break a record. He didn't break a record. That's what you're
not getting. He did know he didn't a record. What is the definition of a record? What is
the definition of a record.
What are you trying to say?
I'm trying to say that a record is the top.
A record is a piece of data from the past that is the top.
100 points is the record.
Bam Autobio did not beat the record.
If Bam Autobio had 95 points last night
with two minutes left and tried to beat the record,
then I understand it.
Then I understand it because he's beating the record.
He went out there and he tried to beat Kobe.
That's what he did.
He tried to beat Kobe.
And he did it in a disrespectful way.
That's how I feel about it.
He didn't beat a record.
The record is number one.
The record is 100 points.
He went out there and he tried to pass Kobe
in a shameless, unethical basketball way.
No, you could call me any name you want.
You could say whatever you want.
No one is changing my opinion about this.
The same way no one is changing my opinion
about me thinking Kobe Bryant
is the best basketball player to ever play.
No one can change that opinion ever.
Don't say ah, don't say ah, because there's a difference between the best basketball player
and the greatest basketball player.
Kobe Bryant is the best, he's the most skilled.
LeBron is the greatest, the most achieved.
It's not D1.
Oh my God.
And this is a fact too.
This is a fact too.
Now that it's been broken, there's no more respect anymore.
Luca's going out and dropping 90 next game.
Watch it happen.
Lacy, Clave, lost, live in Las Vegas, fun and chaos in the city of sin.
What?
What? This 100k record doesn't count because your friends were helping you get subs. 2024
Semaphon, Lacey would be ashamed. Completely different scenarios. Completely different
scenarios. Completely different scenarios. I didn't beat a record. I didn't beat a record.
I didn't beat a record. And this wasn't the last two minutes of the game. I beat this
record. I broke my own personal record and I did it with five days left. So did he W
W. Marko raid hold on I have really I don't see a raid yo Marko. Thank you for the raid
W. Marko raid the chat. Thank you for the raid. Thank you for the raid
Thank you for a raid
Like this chat is a bunch of dick riders too, that's what I noticed y'all are dick riders y'all don't even have your own opinion
You guys just you guys just go against whatever I say
Something about watching Lacey drinking H2O.
He doesn't drink H2O the same way other humans drink it.
With him it's not just hydration, it's inspiration.
Other people drink water.
Lacey becomes water, floating like a whale wherever he goes.
Can you explain this?
First off, this is now my money looks like.
So you can very clearly tell just from the start of the thing that this isn't fake.
This is not what my body looks like.
I'm way more fit than this.
And second off, I never do this.
This is very clear AI.
We need to talk about the caption.
I don't run my TikTok, dude.
Yeah, speaking of TikTok, I have a complaint that I want to file with all my comments section on TikTok.
Can somebody tell me why if you go to my TikTok page, why all the comments on my videos say things like,
Brows the only streamer that posts his own clips bros posting himself bro posts his own clips
Yo, dude
dude
Do you genuinely sit here and think in your head that I'm posting clips wall on live?
Like do you actually sit here and think that I'm posting clips while I'm streaming
Like, look, W. Lacey, top comment, he posted this, by the way.
No way no one posted it, so Lacey had to post it himself.
Like bro, do y'all think I'm posting these TikToks while I'm alive?
Y'all in TikTok comments that just got me mad.
You are.
No, I'm not.
someone who posted for me.
Only streamer who clips himself.
Like what?
Vrodi's clip forming himself.
They're right, all right.
Vikings likely to sign Tyler and Murray,
but the Steelers could be a wild card.
Is this real?
is this real bro's posting a new TikTok right now no I'm not I'm not a text
someone I just forgive you about a text fuck oh
I'm not clipping my satellite.
So I think Kyler is going to sound like the Vikings, me personally.
Watch this edit.
Holy mog, Drew. Holy fucking mog! Holy mog! Mog to oblivion. Is this how you feelin' today, Lacey?
Okay.
A little dance segment.
Lacey doing these would hit on God.
Yeah, I would love to do these, but I would love to do these, but they declined me, unfortunately.
Tell us a crazy conspiracy theory that you believe in.
It's actually so cringe and weird that you clip yourself.
A conspiracy theory that I believe in and people are going to call me crazy, people
are going to call me insane about it. I think somebody hired a private investigator to follow
me. I think the government brainwashes people and I really think that there's somebody
I think that there's somebody following you.
What do you think about this trade?
The Lions are signing Isaiah Pacheco?
Uh, irrelevant.
Yo, nobody cares if Lacey's live.
Fuck that shot-off and fuck these players.
Yo.
Ew.
New meme.
50 something.
50 something.
50 something.
50 something.
50 something.
50 something.
Brother, how do I tell you that 50-60 is not catching on, dude?
You are not starting to knew me.
Exploring my big 20-25.
I just don't even understand what y'all are sending me.
Maya, notice a new parrot rescue at Alveys can imitate the Xbox notification sound perfectly.
Is that the recording time?
Uh, it's just, uh...
I'm gonna call you guys.
It's the last notification time.
Computer.
I saw some notifications on in one hour.
What? What?
No shower.
Oh, it's the... it's not, it's not.
Wait.
Yo!
Dude, I can't even do that.
I can't even do that.
How does it do it?
That's actually sick.
Would you do this?
Survive 30 days stranded with your X-Win 250K.
Tic!
Klick says his new company with Lacey TapCaps
is going to sell for a minimum of a billion dollars
in five years.
TapCaps potential world?
I didn't think so, guys.
Google buy TapCaps.
I need that in the figure store.
Are you not going to mind?
I'm going to tell you guys something.
TapCaps in five years from now is going to sell for $1,000,000.
I put that on everything I fucking love.
And I'll be alive for this to be fair to me.
and putting it in a thing, I would lock my middle mic
that would end up with a minimum of,
tap caps potentially, I guess.
That would be crazy.
That would be crazy.
That would actually be crazy.
All I'll say is, am I allowed to talk about
what tap caps company valuation's at right now?
Am I allowed to say?
Click said it okay. What did he say that? No, no, what did he say then? What did he say?
Okay, so you guys are just making up numbers. Yeah, I got you guys. I caught you guys red
fucking handed dude caught you guys red fucking handed listen all say is we did we got we
I know what Tap-Tap's valuation is already.
What is this?
The Lakers are now 10-2 this season
when Luca and Austin Reeves play without LeBron.
Stay in brawl.
McQueen is fading.
Cuff him, flew these two girls up to Miami,
they didn't realize their mics were on.
That's who it was to be.
No, no, no, no, we're in the right spot.
Kobe would be glad Bam scored 83.
No, he wouldn't.
What if I went live the same day he was released from jail after getting pulled over for allegedly
reckless driving and had his car impounded.
He got two tickets, his license revoked, court date scheduled and car impounded for 30 days.
Is that his mugshot?
What a fucking idiot, dude.
Where are the ads and blows at?
Ah.
Didn't even last a day, chat.
Deadass didn't even last a day.
Didn't even last a day, bro.
They called the black trucks in jet, but I mean, nobody you actually thought that was
going to last, okay?
So how did I think it wasn't going to last?
Do you know how many streamers have logos from their sponsors
on their stream 24 seven?
But I don't know, maybe there'll be a way
where it comes back in the future, but yeah, kind of,
whatever, nothing I can really do.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, my biggest fucking fat mouth got ran, dude,
I know.
Fortnite VBuck price changes.
Wait, 1,000 VBucks to 800, 2,800 VBucks to 24.
Wait, V-Bucks are more expensive now?
The cost of running Fortnite has gone up a lot.
We're raising prices to help pay the bills.
generates 3.5 to 4.3 billion dollars a year. How much does it cost for a fortnight to run?
billions monthly. So it costs them, let's just say it's 120, let's just say on the high
I am $10 million a month.
You still have billions, billions.
God damn, higher and the V-Buck race is kind of crazy.
Especially after like eight years, this is kind of nutty.
Like how can you be worth tens of billions of dollars
and say you're hiring, like I don't wanna,
okay, here's how I understand.
How can you be worth tens of billions of dollars
and hire the prices of V-Bucks in the player base
who made you worth tens of billions of dollars?
Cat, people need to realize this man is sexy as fuck, no gay shit, good shit Lacey, it's
not easy to do what you did.
Thank you John Pork, appreciate that bro, I really appreciate that message there.
I really do appreciate you saying that dude.
How would this be my alt account?
How would this be my alt account?
It's not lacy too smooth.
Twitch is testing a new gift to mall option which will dynamically offer a total gift
that amount to all non-subscribed viewers?
Wait, what?
Give them all. I don't see it.
Get the specific viewer. I don't have it unlocked.
Drill!
Oh, it's not out yet.
Yeah, are y'all ready for the 25k card opening?
Can we get card opening ready?
Yeah, we got some crazy shit.
Now I will say, last card opening was like two to three hours long because I got so many,
So this one, I got more expensive shit.
Okay, I got more expensive shit.
So it's not gonna be as long of an opening,
but it's like way bigger shit, okay?
You gonna get some crazy shit today?
I fucking hope, dude.
I hope I get some crazy shit today.
Go to the clippers game tonight. Why can't you do this? Okay, do what?
Is that Jason? Why does he even look like Jason?
Wait, why is he kind of looking good in this?
Wait, he looks human.
me.
Yo, buddy!
Yo, I'm like Olajason.
If you got time to go in public, take your shirt off and bust out, push us for a TikTok.
You got time to press the go live button, dude.
Come on.
You're taking a week off and you're posting thirst traps.
Come on, bro.
Like, what even possessed him?
Is he at a gas station?
Is that a gas station?
What actually possessed him to take his shirt off at a gas station and do push-ups?
Read the comments.
Sammy did it better.
Good morning, Jason.
We need to talk about Jason's glow-up.
Find us ex-phase member.
Thank you.
Okay, Jason. Okay, Jason. Oh, it looks like mine me. Yo, it looks like comments on my thirst traps. Holy shit
I hope you pull a BAM auto, you know, if I pull a BAM auto, I'm not kidding, I'm throwing
it in the trash, straight up, straight up, have you seen this?
first outside for agent signing is Seahawks cornerback. So did the Seahawks just take
a Super Bowl win and then get rid of the whole team? That's what the shit is looking like.
It literally looks like the Seahawks got a Super Bowl win and then their whole team's
is gone. It's like also like Madden franchise shit. Did you see this?
uma,
or more news to search your guys day, he's alive.
Stealers, tweet or the Stealers, tweet.
Some bullshit. Some bullshit.
All right, are you ready for the card opening?
Oh, shit! Oh, fuck me!
Shadow, are you here? Can y'all see?
Dude, is it bad that I'm low key? I'm like a stomach ache today. I'm low key. You gotta get a low shitty booty. It's delayed.
Yeah, Rums. Do your job, maybe. Not a bad shout.
It's good, okay, all right, so Chad, as y'all know, with the pack draw deal, we get $25,000
every month to do a huge card opening.
So today, we are doing a big, big card opening, okay?
We're gonna start off with this right here.
Wait till y'all see what I got, like that ass, wait till y'all see.
Rums, you can fool Kim the camera right now.
You could fool came up with a big camera now, Rums.
So last week, I felt like the card segment
was super drawn out because I was fucking,
I was opening cards for like three hours.
So today, we decided to go big or go home.
We decided to go big or go home.
We have two 2025 NFL flawless packs.
Now, for those of you who don't know,
these packs right here are about $7,000 each.
These are $7,000 each.
And you can get some crazy shit from here.
Like crazy shit from here.
like insane shit, okay?
So we have these, and then on top of these,
I got early access
to
hold
hold
Now, I got early access to an entire box, and this is the first opening before it, let me
cut this open, to the brand new Stranger Things cards.
So we have an entire box, a fresh box, of the new Stranger Things cards, and you could
pull like one of one auto 11s, one of one auto demo Gorgons, you could pull crazy shit
in here.
So we're going to open these, these three boxes, and then we're going to chase some
Stranger Things shit.
Okay.
But it's, we have a whole case of Stranger Things.
Literally an entire case.
Look how tough these look.
open those? Oh no, these officially are going to be in stores in like three days.
But, so it's not like they're like a rarer. Like the packs.
Okay. Alright. So let me ask you guys, what do y'all want me to open first? Do I
Do I just open the big-ass NFL box as first?
Do I just open one of the big-ass NFL box as first?
Great off the rip getting into it.
This is a $7,000 box of cards.
Chad, what can I pull from one of these NFL boxes?
What can I pull?
Oh my God, it comes?
Yo, it comes in an actual briefcase.
Look at this.
What can I pull from this?
You could pull an auto-bam.
I don't, I'm not getting an auto-bam.
I don't think you can get one of ones,
one of one rookie patch autos, Josh Allen.
Do I just get into it?
Let's do it.
Fuck it, let's do it.
Okay.
I'm nervous for this.
Oh, my lawyer's calling me nice.
Here we go.
You need to cover.
Please get sleeves, because these, this could get serious.
This could actually get really serious.
All right, now, how do I open this without leaking?
It's not, oh, oh.
Yeah, how do I open this without leaking?
Oh my God, it's open.
It's open, it's open.
Hold on, wanna see?
Okay.
Fuck.
I'm just gonna open it, I'm just gonna open it.
Are y'all ready for the first card?
Are y'all ready?
$7,000 case opening.
Oh, it leaks it right when I open.
Oh, how do I do this so I don't leak?
Wait, you all saying bonix OMG?
Just open it.
Hold on, I don't want to spoil it yet.
I'm going to try not to look.
Oh, there's no way of not looking.
There's no way of not looking, okay.
Okay, there's no way of not looking.
All right.
I show y'all slide in the paper. What paper. Just opening. Okay. Okay. All right, here we go.
Okay, okay
The first card is a nine of twenty
Patrick Mahomes patch
Nine of twenty Patrick Mahomes patch card don't know how much this is worth
next we have a
six of twenty
flawless panini bow Knitz card
20 K percent.
And then we have an out of 10 Calvin Johnson auto with a lion's logo patch.
Oh my God.
We got a megatron patch.
Wait, how much are these worth?
This gotta be a good box.
This has to be a solid box.
1K total?
Cap!
35k total! Put it on God, I came up! Oh wait, and we still have this. There's still a flawless box in here too.
Hold on.
Wait, can you guys find actual numbers for these?
Well, what is this?
Oh my God, it's a whole pack as well.
Oh my God, a whole pack comes in here too?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We got a Mario Manningham 5 out of 5 patch.
Mario Manningham.
It's a letter patch though.
It's not bad at all.
I don't know who Mario Manningham is, but okay.
We have a Abdul Carter, 18 out of 25
with some type of book on it,
it looks like, not sure what's going on here.
Then we have Tyler Shoe, two of two Nike patch.
Okay, that Nike patch might go insane
This Nike patch might be nuts
It's his rookie card too, yeah
Then we have
Rahim Mostert auto patch out of 15
Okay, this one's okay. It's mid. Not that. It's nothing crazy
Then we have
Marshall folk auto five out of five
Hold on
Hold on
Marshall folk auto out of five.
That's crazy. That's big. That's a case.
We have Tim Brown out of 15 auto pretty solid pretty solid.
We have a George Kittle out of, let's say I'm not, out of three Nike patch auto.
Hold on a minute.
And then we have a Justin Herbert out of 20 Chargers Patch Auto!
Oh my God!
What?!
Dude!
This box was insane!
This box is insane!
Oh my God!
Look at this box!
Wait, I have to sleeve these. I have to sleeve these.
Diamonds?
Wait, why do I have a diamond card?
Guarantees that the diamonds it supplies to Panini for its gemstone products are naturally
mine and not lab-groomed.
Wait, what?
Wait, this has a diamond in it?
I have a bow nicks card with a diamond in it?
What?
How much does this go for?
In the middle, I see it right there.
How much does this go for?
that much? Only 200 right now? Yeah, but 200 right now is not even that bad. Because
bow nicks is still you. Wait, okay, Chad, what do I sleeve these cards with? Do we have sleeves
What is this a key
The bold bow nicks out of 25 sold for 200 it's not out of 25 that a 20 you have the wrong card
It's that a 20 you have the wrong card
It's out of 20 I
I need thick penny sleeves.
No, no, no, thick penny sleeves.
Chad, what is this fitting?
That Herbert four-colored jersey is fire?
All right, so Chad, can somebody who's looking at all these cards
get me a price on all of them, please, and then add it up
and see if I profit it or gained on the box?
Let me see.
Chad, are these the right ones?
Let me see. Chad, are these the right sleeves? These are for thick cars, thick
penny sleeves. Are these right?
Oh my God.
Yo, case on.
Case on.
Herbert Patch Otto.
Case on.
$1500 in my homes card, $850 bow nicks.
So I didn't really get a crazy hit, huh?
but it's not like I got a shit box.
It's not like I got a shit box.
I just didn't get like a crazy insane hit.
Wait, the show is 5K?
Put it on God, the Tyler show is 5K.
No, it's not.
Why is this worth 5K?
Cause it's a Nike patch?
Wait, so I went up then.
So I went up on the back opening.
What about the one out of three, the one out of three George Kittle with a Nike patch?
All right, now I have to top load these.
Yeah, what do I, what do I, what do I top it with?
or no or thick or thick check under the foam check what under the foam
Yo, you know it's crazy chat and I still have another box of that.
We still have another case.
Why don't someone just type GG California in the chat?
Are y'all sure it goes in here?
Are y'all sure it goes in here?
You need the thicker ones?
Like thicker ones as in these?
These?
These are way thicker, Shat.
You need some lube.
Who's calling me?
Is it K-Song?
It's not. It's a random number.
Every card opening is the same shit with with the you not knowing how to sleeve. Yo, buddy. Yo, buddy
How about you get off my fucking meat, huh? How about you get off my fucking Johnson?
How's that sound buddy boy?
How's my dick taste?
Does it taste good in your mouth?
My dick tastes good?
Stop retweeting that shit, chat.
Like, you guys just retweet anything.
Like, I can say, oh, lazy's a fat, stupid, useless pig,
and y'all would somehow retweet it, even though we both know it's not true.
All right, all the cards are sleeved.
W-first pack opening, I'm not going to lie, actually a W-first case opening.
I'm pretty sure we definitely came up on that.
Maybe I'm tripping, but I'm like almost positive we came up.
Okay? You did it, alright? Well, I think I did, so how's that? How's that sound, buddy?
You for sure did not, okay?
Well, now the question is, do y'all want me to do a few stranger things or y'all want me to open the second one?
I say we wait to open the second one and we do a few stranger things packs.
Here we go. We have the first look at the new stranger things pack. There's 10 cards per pack.
Hold on, hold on, you might have just roomed it, it's all good.
Open the second one, all right, type stranger things or second in the chapter, what y'all
want me to open right now?
All right, y'all, all on me to open the second one, okay?
Okay, let's do it.
Oh, my God.
We are already 7,000 down the drain, and we have the second flawless pack right now.
This is another $7,000 case, okay?
Oh, here we go.
Panini 2025 flawless box, $7,000 opening, are you guys ready?
Why do I have sped scissors?
I have scissors that can't even cut.
Okay, I got one, hold on.
Okay, hold on shit.
All right, are y'all ready?
Oh my God, it's open.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Should I just rip it?
Should I just say fuck it in full send in and rip it?
Please.
Oh, do the black box first?
Okay, I'm going to put it under the desk.
I'm not going to look and I'm going to pull the black box out, okay?
Hold on.
Okay, I have the black locks.
Here we go.
So this is the flawless packs and then we have three more cards after that.
Let's see.
I'm going to put my nails a little bit, not a bad show.
All right, Jack, come on, focus, lock in.
We need some crazy pools.
Here we go.
OK.
Are y'all ready?
The first card, O'Marian Hampton out of 25 patch, okay?
Next card, 4 out of 5.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Four out of five triple-patch Lamar Jackson, Derek Henry, and Mark Andrews.
Wait!
This has got to be up there!
This has to be up there!
Okay?
A Randy White out of 15 auto patch?
I'm not familiar with Randy White to be honest.
Wait!
Are y'all trolling this is where 20 vans?
Put it on God this is where 20 vans.
Put it on God it's where 20 vans.
Put it on God it's where 20 vans.
Put it on God.
Don't show don't play with me don't play with me don't play with me it's worth 20 vans
Chat
500 bucks
Why do you guys lie and see work 20k?
But actually, what is the point in lying?
It's worth 2K.
All right, let's keep going.
All right, we have this one.
Randy White.
Come on.
You sound crazy.
All right, we have this one really white. Come on. Give me some crazy a
Mike singletary auto
Okay, don't like I don't care about this, bro
Jonathan Taylor five out of five auto that's not bad
That's not bad
Ooh, a DK Metcalf 10 out of 10 auto.
That's not bad either.
Hold on a minute.
And the last card of the pack.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
A Drew Brees Auto Patch?
Wait, a Drew Brees Auto Patch is crazy.
Worth a hundred bucks.
You guys just spam plus 20K when we both know
It's not how much any of the cards are worth.
Can you sleeve all these real quick, Chad?
Just want to introduce you to another box of those one sleeves.
I need the hard ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, those are regular.
It has to be the one box.
Those ones, those blue box down there.
Okay, chat how much that's dead-ass 1k on eBay, okay?
So how much how much am I up right now from the base pack anybody know or how much am I down from the base pack I?
Still have three cards in the thing
I need this one. Let me sleeve this one.
And let me sleeve this Drew Brees one.
Last sold for 500 on eBay.
Okay. All right, Chad, are y'all ready for the big dogs?
There's three more cards that come in the briefcase that are not in the pack and these
are called the big dogs.
Are you ready?
Are y'all ready?
Here we go.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
Starting off good.
We have a certificate.
We have a diamond certificate, which means there is a diamond in one of these cards.
cards. That's starting off good. Should I pull them out one by one? First, a Larry Fitzgerald
One of one auto.
Oh my God, Oh my God,
Oh my God that says one of one,
Larry Fitzgerald with one of one auto.
Oh my God, Jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot,
one of one auto, one of one,
Oh my God, it's priceless.
It's priceless, it's priceless.
It's the max win.
it's a max win.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
How much is this worth?
How much is this worth?
I don't think you can put a price on this.
I'm going to call it that.
FaceTime of that.
I'm live.
Look what I just pulled.
Larry Fitzgerald, one of one on all.
One of one, Adapt.
How much do you think this is worth?
Thousands, for sure.
That's legendary.
Oh, my God, Jackpot.
Just actually legendary.
Huh?
You want to trade?
You want to leave me on bail?
Fuck no!
I love leaving you on bail, but it's a one-on-one, Larry Fitzgerald!
You don't love leaving me on bail about it, but it's a one-on-one, with an attached hand and auto.
That's a one-on-one, leave me on bail?
It could be a day out, but a clickin' stick, look at the card, it's like a horse on the horse.
I'll let you know I'll let you know watch out a death stealing it okay dad I
gotta open these last prayers want to show you all right chat actually how
much is worth I don't think you can
1k max raw yo how can you even how can you guys even say it's worth 1k max raw
when there's only one of these ever made what do you mean one can't how do you
guys how can you guys put a price on a one-of-one card no price on the market
well no shit it's a one-of-one it's a one-of-one and what do you mean raw one
How can it be wrong? There's no other cards that can get great. It's a one-of-one
My god one of one Larry Fitzgerald, okay next card
In Aiden Hutchinson out of 20 not even signed, but it's a gem as a diamond
And Ian Hutchinson, Sapphire, I feel like this is really made, that's really made,
oh my god, it's okay, it's okay.
card. A Warren Moon out of 25. Couldn't care less about this card either, huh?
A bunch of fucking buns, but whole it doesn't matter. It actually doesn't matter
better because we got a one of one Larry Hachinamono.
This is insane.
This is insane.
Minus 14k.
Oh yeah, y'all are tripping.
Oh yeah, y'all are tripping.
Y'all are tripping if you think I didn't come up.
Online, soul you're tripping if you think I didn't just come up.
What? No, you're not touching this card.
Last time you touched a card and you gripped it with your fucking palms.
You did come up? I know I came up. I know I came up.
Oh my god, I came up.
It says one of one on it.
It's in letters, it says one of one.
I can't believe I'm sleeping in a Mario Hampton card right now.
Okay, I'm about to sleeve a Mike Singletary card.
Nice.
I really care about this one, right?
Oh, and I'm using the right sleeves.
These aren't even the right sleeves, I'm just forcing them in here.
I can't.
These sleeves are...
Yeah, I need the fatter ones.
Dude, you have a 10K Tyler show card?
Oh, these are actually...
The Panini one-of-one Larry Otto sold for 1k yo buddy buddy buddy how many times
do I have to tell you you can't judge how much this card is worth off other
sales because it's never sold you're a fucking idiot dude there's only one of
these ever made in existence and I have it there's one of these cards in the
the entire world and I have it.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm probably gonna hit up
Larry Fitzgerald himself.
I'm probably gonna hit up Larry and I'm gonna ask
if he wants to buy it, I'm gonna give him first dibs.
And if he wants to buy it off me, he can, if not,
I'm gonna probably list it on eBay for like 50K, probably.
And I'll give Larry a chance to buy it
because it is his card at the end of the day,
like out of respect for him.
Why are y'all saying uh?
You guys realize players buy their one-of-one cards
all the time, right?
So what are the top three cards I pulled?
Definitely gonna have to be the Larry Fitzgerald card.
Larry Fitzgerald's got to be number one, the Tyler Show, the Tyler Show 2 of 2 full Nike
patch card. This is probably the most valuable card realistically for me
honest. What about the kiddle one though? Isn't the George kiddle one pretty up
there too? A kiddle one of three auto Nike patch?
Yeah, this Tyler show card is probably going to be worth like 510K, I'd say, just because
it's a full Nike.
You could see the full Nike and it's a two of two Nike patch.
Good cards.
Good call.
Oh, it's good.
Yeah.
Good call
Look it up, I want y'all to look it up
They're paying this card's worth more though
Tyler show yeah, that's the Nike swoosh
kid will just sold for 550 so yeah I have a question how do you even sell
cards trade up like I don't know if I'm dumb but how do you even sell cards
eBay okay all right here we go let's chase a stranger things auto shall we
Oh my gosh, we are the first people to open this by the way.
We are the first people to open the brand new stranger things back.
All right, we got a will card, okay, we have a will, Chad, you all want me to go 75 like
this so y'all can see better.
A Karen, Argyle, Dr. Brenner, a Lucas 85 card. Okay, we got a numbered card. Nothing
nothing too good yet. Another numbered card. Oh my god it's a Lucas patch. Oh my
Oh my God, I got a Lucas patch.
Oh my God, I got a Lucas patch.
I got a Lucas patch.
Authentic costume relic out of 50, Lucas patch.
This gotta be at least 10K.
Wait, you got a one of one, Dr. Brenner?
No, I did not.
Oh, I got a Karen Otto!
I got a Karen Otto!
Oh, you missed a one-of-one?
No, I did not.
What?
Woo!
Oh!
One-of-one, Dr. Brenner!
Wait, did I just open a God-Pack on my first patch?
I just opened a God-Pack.
I just opened a God-Pack.
We have a Lucas-Patch, a Karen Otto,
and a Dr. Brenner, one-of-one.
Oh my god, I have a one-of-one doctor better card.
Holy shit.
It's a gunner pack.
Yes!
Wait, I need sleeves, I need sleeves, I need sleeves.
I think regular.
Are these regular?
Yeah.
Now these are too thick, I think.
Yo! W, okay. 20 cents. It's not worth 20 cents, chat. It's a one-of-one regular.
Yeah, I don't know. It says one-of-one. One-of-one Dr. Brenner.
I need a knife or something, dude.
Drew gave me sped scissors that he used back when he was in school.
Imagine you threw that out without knowing.
Bro, you guys think I didn't realize that it was a one-of-one?
Obviously, I realized it. I was just waiting to see if the chat recognized it.
How much is each pack? How much is each of these packs, Russell?
Boxes. So $400 a box. Here we go. Second pack.
I'm not getting a grace auto
Patch autos of grace
Yeah, y'all don't understand these cards these cards are like like the last strings of things cards. They went good on the market, right?
Yeah, like how much like a one-on-one go
See jet
A couple thousand dollars for a stranger things card
Okay, all right, we have these sleeves holy shit. That's such a good first pack. We'd be up. Yeah, I got a God Boxer. No
All right, hold on. We got another will card. Okay in the rainbow
Dustin fire I want to dust in one of one
Every every pack
Last card's an auto.
Dr. Brenner again.
What is this?
Vecna's Revenge.
We got an 11 out of 50 card.
Hellfire Club out of 199.
Mad Max out of 75.
Jonathan patch out of 50 and the last cards are not up last cards are not are y'all ready
please be 11 please be 11 please be 11 please be 11 please be 11
uh okay another Karen Otto
another Karen Otto okay well at least I got a Jonathan out of 50 batch right
Why are y'all laughing I don't want to fucking Karen Otto brown fuck Karen straight up fuck Karen dude
We asked Karen Otto
Wait, so I'm gonna wait. Okay. Is this normal? Are these packs just filled with shit?
Every every pack I've opened so far has had an auto in it
So every pack is guaranteed an auto
Holy shit, Jack.
Bro, I might actually just be like, I might actually have autism.
It says on the box, one pack per box, ten cards per box.
Doesn't say it's guaranteed anything.
carrying auto incoming. Oh, you want to bet? Watch this. Okay, we got a mic card for the
first time. Will's boyfriend, a Nancy card. Henry Creel, a Robin card. Don't rule. Oh,
Out of 75, Demogorgon.
Out of 75.
Oh!
We got a Dustin Patch.
Oh, and Otto at the end.
Otto at the end, Otto at the end.
We got a Will Otto!
Ha ha ha, Dustin Patch and a Will Otto.
Yo, yo!
Chad, who wants to buy my Will Auto?
Stop spinning gay.
Who wants to buy the Will Auto?
Anybody?
Drew Wallwell, okay?
Pretty cool, pretty cool,
Pretty cool, pretty cool, dude, pretty cool.
I actually like these packs
because you're guaranteed to actually get stuff
that's like, like you're not just opening for nothing.
Like I'm guaranteed to get shit.
That's boring though, no it's not
because at the end of the day you're chasing,
you're chasing a car.
Like, I'm chasing a one of one 11 auto.
That's what I want.
There is a one of one 11 auto out there
and that's what I want.
All right, next pack.
We got Dustin, Jonathan,
a Demogorgon, Dr. K, Eddie,
Dustin out of 75, mid.
Another out of 75.
We got a 11 patch.
I got an 11 patch and the auto is
How many Karens am I gonna get dude like how many cards did she fucking sign bro, how many cards did she fucking sign?
All right, we have out of 99 and 11 auto or an 11 patch
Yeah, I know I'm getting fucking 15 Karens, bro
Guarantee the hit and you get three Karen autos
It's fine because I got an 11 patch. We got an 11 patch. Look at that. That shit is tough
My lawyer's calling me something serious must be going home. Hello. I'm streaming
Yeah
Okay.
Bye.
All right.
Next pack.
Yeah, surely there's an 11 auto in here somewhere, right?
Surely, like, there's no way I get this unlucky.
And the best auto I get is a fucking mic.
right? Surely, like there's no way I get this unlucky. And the best auto I get is a fucking mic.
Open the one of one 11 auto got pulled. Not possible. I'm the first person to be opening these
James back to self-osmortem.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, starting off good, we have an 11 car off the rip.
Billy, Henry, oh my god, we got Derek.
We got, imagine it, Derek, one-on-one auto-chat?
Oh, hey, Will, another Karen, fuck you.
Fuck you
Okay, the mind flayer
What is it a Chrissy auto or a Chrissy patch
We got a Chrissy patch
Okay
Pretty mid there if you ask me what's the auto chat who's the auto let's check a
Billy Otto
Okay
A biliado aura. Brother, this is not what we're after though. This is genuinely just
not what we're after though. It's not what we're after. Bang, phase grace. I did not
What are you all saying?
We want a phased grace auto, okay?
Do they actually have phased grace autos?
Yeah.
Yo, I'm not going to, you did.
That's Chrissy.
Yeah, Chrissy.
So I just put a phased grace patch.
I just put a phased grace patch.
Are you serious, dude?
Actual authentic worn costume from phased grace.
Nice.
I'm not giving it to rain, bro.
Next pack.
Oh my God, I feel it.
Oh, this one's got some electricity going through it.
Oh my God, and we're starting off with a Lucas Auto.
We're starting off with a Lucas Auto.
Holy shit.
Billy, Karen, Derrick, Murray, Erika, Lucas, a Dr. Brenner patch out of 50, and then we
had the Lucas auto.
I spoiled it with the wrong way, I'm a fucking moron, I thought it was the first car and oh
I'm so stupid.
I'm not going to lie to you. Can you guys all spend the piggy moe?
Just do it, bro
Wait, why is this Chrissy card so thick compared to all the other cards? It's like thicker than normal
Congratulations, you have received the relic card featuring grace Vandy
Nice
Pays Grace Patch on 75.
Wow, Macy.
I don't want that weak-ass card, Mel.
I'm here to get an 11-1 of 1 auto.
Two days after National Women's Day, wow.
Okay, here we go.
Oh my gosh, 11.
Oh, it's not an auto though, 11.
Vecna, imagine I get a Vecna auto.
Demogorgon, hold on, it's like an evil pack.
Dr. K.
Dr. K upside down.
Oh my God!
Dr. K upside down out of five.
I got an upside down card.
The upside down cards go for a lot.
We got an upside down out of five.
Dr. K. Eddie?
Susie, do you copy out of 75?
Oh my God, bro.
A Chrissy out of 25 patch?
Why am I getting patch phase grace cards?
I don't want this shit!
Authentic costume relic.
Oh my gosh, bro.
All right, what's the auto?
Another Billy?
Yo, this Dr. K card is kind of crazy.
An upside-down card?
I can't believe I'm sleeving a phased-grace card right now.
Or a billy.
So y'all want me to keep the billy badass card?
All right, we have three more boxes in this chat.
more packs, do more packs. Am I going to pull the 11 auto or no? What do y'all think? Right
now it's not looking good. I'm keeping it real. It's really not looking good right now.
Oh jeez, I just stabbed myself with these scissors. Luckily they're safety scissors
though. These are all ass. An auto Eddie would be peak. Didn't know what to do with
Didn't I get that already?
You're going to get a one of one grace, no I'm not.
Hopper, Eddie, Vecna, Erika, Dustin, okay, a Vecna out of ten.
out of 10. It's not bad. It's not bad at all. Mid, back in his curse mid. We got a Murray
patch and we got a Jonathan Otto we're not getting anything I actually care
about bro the Vecna out of 10 is pretty cool but I'm gonna be honest I just
don't really care about a Jonathan Otto dude
You got the gay brother's auto a
Vecna out of 10s pretty dope though. No
Upside down, Vecna one of one. Come on. Oh my god, someone just called it. Someone just called it.
it someone just called it okay we have a mic card Nancy our first Holly card Robin
Oh upside down Steve out of five upside down Steve out of five come on okay a hopper patch
Come on, please be a good auto second to last box. Please be a good auto, please
I actually could not care less about a phase grace auto bro
But there's no way I pull a phase grace auto
I spend five bands on this box and I get a phase grace auto
This is the worst auto I could have gotten.
Sleeve it.
Like come on dude.
Sleeve it.
Alright, I'll sleeve it bruh.
I'll sleeve my phase grace auto.
There bruh, it's sleeved.
Phase grace auto.
Here we go.
I can't.
Sell it.
Okay.
Okay, and how much y'all think that's gonna go for not a genuine question. How much y'all think it's gonna go for?
And we have our last box
And we have not done a single 11 numbered card or auto
Or patch you know how sick a fucking 11 patch would be you know how sick an 11 patch would be
Lucas, come on, please, last pack magic, Steve, Chrissy, Max, oh, now it's a shitty pack,
A whale out of 50.
A dustin patch.
Okay, and the last card of the opening
is a Nancy Otto.
Ambrose.
It's not bad, but like, it's not bad Chad, it's just, or else look I got another case?
I need two more cases.
I need two cases.
How much I can earn me?
I need one more case. I need another case. I mean we got a lot of shit though. We have
Steve upside-down card out of five. A hopper patch, Chrissy Otto, Vecna out of ten. We have a Murray patch, Jonathan Otto, Billy Otto, Dr. K upside-down out of five. Chrissy Otto, Dr. Brenner patch, Lucas Otto, Billy Otto, 11 patch, which is not the cool patch.
Will Otto, Dustin Patch, 11 out of 50, Karen Otto, Jonathan Patch, Lucas Patch, it's not
bad.
And we have a Dr. Brenner one of one.
What's pinned?
What's pinned?
Should I come now?
Yeah, Brennan, pull up, Brennan, pull up, Brennan, pull up.
Look, wait, daddy, hey y'all.
Why do I hear myself?
Can you sell your other Billy Otto?
Yo, how about you sell your ass to me, and I fuck you.
As long as you're above 18.
Okay, muck away.
That's a pretty solid pack opening.
I'm throwing all these cards away.
If anybody wants to use the chat,
just let me know, I'll give you guys all these cards
if you live in LA.
But, we still have one more pack, or one more box.
We have one more box out of the 25k opening chat.
It is a 2018 NFL Trading Card Box.
How much does this worth, like three bands?
We are in overtime right now.
are in overtime right now. This could bail me insane. Sha, who can you get for a 2018
box? Who can you get? Lamar? Oh, shit. Okay, let's do it. Let's go through these quick
Okay, AJ McCarron, Matthew Stafford, Julio, Dan Bailey, Harrison Smith,
the sticky card, someone came on them, Nick Pauls, Drew Stop-Sneezing, Philip
Rivers, Jermaine, Andre Jackson, a Bose Scarborough rookie card, couldn't care
less, and a Rishi Evans rookie card. Shit, shit, and shit, shove in it.
Eric Berry, the Andre Hopkins, Micahy, the Garrett Blount, Tom Brady, Robert Woods,
Bruce Irvin, Cory, oh we have an auto, we have an auto.
We have an auto, we have our first auto.
Hold oh my god, here we go
It's a charger's logo it's a charger's logo
With the visor
Derwin James Otto, okay
Okay
Not bad, it's not bad.
Derwin James Otto.
He's good.
I know he's good, Jack, but it's a silver auto.
It's just not what we're looking for, to be honest.
Out of a $3,000 box, such a casual.
Yo, just because you're a good player doesn't mean the car you pulled is good.
Evan Ingram, Russell Wilson, Nelson Aguilar, Keenan Allen,
Eli Manning, Gerald McCoy.
We got a triple card here.
Phillip Rivers, Melvin Gordon, Keenan Allen trifecta card.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Free K for a small chance to hit a card is insane.
Yo, brother, you want to know why it's insane?
Because if I pull a fucking rookie Otto Lamar Jackson, I will buy your family's house and
I'll put you on the street.
Randall Cobb, Vic Beasley, Mark Ingram, Chris Carson.
Oh my God, I see an orange card, Chad.
Chad, I see an orange card.
Make a Fitzpatrick work you card is it even number out of 249, okay shit
Nice chat hey go ahead scramble to minus three case in the chat. I got rinse go ahead spin it up bro. Spin it up
Spin it up
You have your Friday how much is it
So it would be 9K for two more surgery things cases?
Get one, get one, get one.
Am I going to pull anything worth value of Vic Beasley Jr.?
Like I'm sorry, poor little Marjax and Rookie, but it's not numbered.
It's fucking useless.
It's fucking useless.
I'm getting rinsed right now, dude.
I'm straight up getting rinsed.
Chad, how much am I down on the down cards?
A lot?
Like actually a lot?
A Lawrence Taylor Hall of Fame card, Marquise Goodwin out of 140, wow I'm getting rinsed.
Like straight up rinsed.
You're going to suck at landscaping?
I'm gonna suck at landscaping y'all realize I'm a fucking working-class man, right? I'm not gonna suck at landscaping
I'm gonna be good as shit at landscaping
Yes
Okay, we have brain and cooks we have a mason or dog for oh my god. We have our auto. We have our auto. We have our auto
Oh, it's a Silver Auto, GGs, fucking rinse pack.
What is it? Who is it?
Chiefs, Armani Watts Auto, nice, rinsed.
Rinsed, absolutely fucking rinse, bro.
On my soul within 10 minutes of landscaping you're gonna start crying.
Okay, but I guess I didn't used to be a landscaper back in my day.
Go ahead brothers get it over with bro.
These cards are fucking dutty.
I got a fucking dutted pack. No one gives a fuck about these Melvin Gordon. Oh
He cares about this shit, bro
Nobody really even fucking cares about this shit dude. I'm getting rich dude
I'm getting fucking rich
Don't a Pettis rookie card like yeah, bro. I guess I want a fucking Dante Pettis rookie card
Okay, a trifecta, Baker Mayfield, Nick Chubb, and Josh Gordon.
All right, we have another auto, we got three autos at least, here we go, here we go.
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
Eda V auto out of 200.
And this card's out of 10.
Baker, Mayfield, Nick Chubb, Josh Gordon trifecta out of 10.
That's not even that bad.
That's not even that bad.
The Baker rookie, wait it's a rookie card too?
Is that a 10 chat?
How much does this car go for?
Alright chat, two packs left.
You're right, it's not good, it's terrible.
Okay?
Like just tell me you're a fucking dick-sucking-hater without telling me, little bitch.
Jordan Laisley.
But I don't understand what possesses you in the chat to type, yeah, it's not good. It's terrible.
Like what actually just possesses you to type that in my fucking chat?
Anthony Miller rookie introduction card. You know, Marshawn Latimer card.
Yep, minus 3K.
Absolutely fucking rinsed.
Absolutely fucking rinsed to oblivion.
Holy shit.
You guys are laughing.
I hate when you laugh.
God, I fucking hate when you guys laugh at me, bro.
I hate it.
I just want to fucking strangle it.
or grab you by your little fucking necks and strangle you.
It's not about the money.
Yes, it is about the money.
When it's players I don't care about,
then it is about the money.
You think I give a flying fuck about a fucking,
you think I care about a fucking
Armani Watts rookie card auto?
No, I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
All right, Chad, what's the total profit gain?
What's the total profit gain from today's opening?
Do we have an official ruling to recap?
Our best cards are 100% gonna be,
100% gonna have to be,
top three's gonna be,
Larry Fitzgerald Otto Tyler show Nike swoosh George kiddo rookie Nike patch
those are our top three cards in the opening how much profit did I go up
minus 25k all right so we're lying for no reason
We're lying for no reason.
You went down 10K.
Nice.
So I just can't even tell if you guys are lying or if you're trolling, I actually just can't
tell.
Straight up, can't tell.
Chad, I'm going to go take a P to be real quick, okay?
I'm going to switch back to the next column and we're going to take a little tink-tink.
I'll be right back.
LinkedIn.
I'm not vaping a vape brain.
Yo, I don't vapor do drugs.
I don't vapor do drugs.
I don't vapor do drugs.
Yeah, you want to tell me why pack draw fucking like roasting me?
Tell me why I look at my DMs fucking pack draw text in a group chat nice job lacy could have had a Tesla
And I'm going to be honest, you guys in this chat took advantage of me, you took advantage
of me in a horrible way that only a bad human being could take advantage of someone.
How dare you see me high as hell on the moon from Edible and y'all want to convince me
to do a $15,000 parking lot opening.
Shame on you in this chat.
Shame on you in this chat.
Drew, give me my outfit.
Give me my outfit, Drew.
Mods, actually you know what, I'll change the title
because my mods suck.
Proving I can do manual labor.
Kekwa.
Listen, can you talk to the stream?
Why don't you go change the bathroom real quick?
All right, let me go change.
The shirt might be a little big.
Here, you talk to the chat while I go change in the bathroom.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
Do you want me to show you the glasses?
Here you are.
Okay.
Shoot that one.
Come here.
One shot.
One shot.
I'm not going to go on.
I'm not going to go on to you guys.
I'm fucking...
I'm trying to do some shit.
Uh...
This is the door here.
Hold on, chat.
Fuck you. Okay, be good anyway. All right. Good night.
You get to sit in fucking silence. Good task, Chad, bruh.
There you go. Chad, how far is Brady?
One minute.
Shut up, okay.
Put the fries in the bag.
I'm getting old, but I'm about to be 20, but I'm no longer a little kid.
You guys gotta truly respect after I turn 20.
Oh, cat sideways, I guess, I don't know.
How do I make these pants tighter, bro?
They keep falling down.
I'm like, bro, it's a fucking roof.
How the fuck are you going to tie that?
20 and so far.
I'm not fat.
Does this look like fat to you?
I'm not fucking fat.
Holy piggy, skinny fat, I'm not skinny fat, I'm fucking skinny.
How do we ask bracelet?
Well bracelet is not under, this one's moving the top now.
Fucking how do we ask bracelet?
weird flex yo doesn't change a thing. Yes it does. Dance like this. Got a little cat dancing?
I don't want to show you but these are fire.
This is what you're going to do.
It's not too good bracelets, guys.
Wait, can everyone do the, um, caprio?
Don't try this again. Come on.
Let's get to landscaping.
Come on, why are y'all saying son, oh brother?
Turn around, turn around.
Okay.
Morning Wood Landscaping.
Hi.
Welcome to Morning Wood Landscaping.
Here's my business card.
Now, let me know if you guys want your grass mow, your weeds whacked, you want blown because
we're doing blowjobs all day, all right?
I'm mag-dumping if you step on my lawn, okay?
Well, guess what some people in the world actually respect people who are out in the world the real world trying to make a living
Trying to mow grass trying to cut weeds trying to get blowjobs
so I'm gonna be out there knocking on doors and
Me and Braden are going to find people and we are going to mow grass for money. Thanks. Thanks
I'm
Straight up
I'm tired of everybody in this chat
And everybody on the internet thinking that I'm incapable of doing shit. I don't like it a lot. I really don't like it
I'm very capable of doing a lot of things
Especially manly things
I'm good at I'm good at a lot of stuff bro real shit like I can get my hands dirty
I'm not scared to go outside. I'm not scared to work. I'm not scared to get my hands dirty
I'm not scared to get on my knees. I really can't do it
You're like a girl? Okay. Yo, JD, am I wearing this right?
Why are you asking him? He said he used to landscape.
He still does. Yeah, see?
Manual labor buddy you look like you're going into labor. Okay
What's this my lunch
Lazy's lunch first of all, it's not how you spell my name
Straight up not how you spell my name
You try my glove on real quick.
Wow.
It fits like a glove.
Why do you have gloves?
What do you mean why do I have gloves?
Obviously because I'm going to be getting my hands in the dirt and shit and not trying
to get my hands dirty?
You couldn't even make a campfire with gasoline.
You really want to do this segment again.
You really want to do this segment
where I proved that I can make a fire.
You look like a retard.
How many crack attacks are we getting today?
Yo, y'all are not getting any fucking crack attacks, bro.
I'm a land scape- I can do landscaping.
There's a lot of hats.
Thank you.
This is not normal.
Oh my god.
How is this stuck?
He's fucking glowing on the ground.
So you think you can run along with the game and take a lot of actions with the last is brown?
You are a cook.
I'm done landscaping.
Watch this. Watch this.
Call dad.
Calling dad.
It's not a paid actor.
Big Joe Orwell.
Hey mom.
Hi Ned.
Hey, I'm streaming.
So I can ask you too, are you a dad?
I am a dad.
Let me ask you guys a question.
Hey dad, what did I used to do back in the day?
We used to pay me 20 bucks to do it, Ned.
20 bucks to do it cut the grass
Thank you. Thank you
Why are you laughing mom? Yeah, why are you laughing?
Lots of times for a whole summer
Yep, and today today today I started my own business it's called morning wood landscaping so I'm gonna be going out
I'm gonna be mowing grasses
I'm gonna be
morning wood?
All my parents are laughing at me.
So y'all believe in me?
Morning wood, huh?
Yes, morning wood landscaping.
OK.
I've got a better name.
OK, what is it?
All wood.
All wood?
No, I like morning wood.
Morning wood landscaping.
Nice to meet you.
We'll take care of it.
They don't just call it morning chub.
I'm not the morning chub.
All right, I gotta go to work, all right?
I love you guys.
I've worked today.
Love you.
Love you, bye.
Morning chub.
I'm suing you for stealing my company name.
Hey, Morning Wood Landscaping.
We'll take care of it.
Okay, doesn't want to focus, nice little camera here.
Yeah, actual question, if I go and mow the grass today, how much money could I expect
to get paid?
$20.
$20?
With Braden's looks, maybe a hundred.
Y'all realize I look better than Braden, right?
From a standpoint of looking at other men and seeing who looks good. I look better than green. That's facts
You look
Yo, low my lawn chop chop bitch
All right, bro. I'm gonna be honest. I used to motor grass back in the day and that paid 20 bucks per yard
Inflation has definitely hit in the last six to eight years
So I'm going to be honest. I'm expecting $100 a pop. I'm expecting $100 per yard, especially in California with inflation, with California and with the rich ass neighborhood.
We're going to be in. I'm expecting $100 a pop facts. That's not crazy. That's not crazy to say. We have a fully official business.
business look morning wood landscaping fully official business won't show but
you look like a mailman yes but you have to understand LA doesn't have yards
So I'm right right like where are we gonna go to the hills in one of the yards how am I gonna
Moe we have to go to like I'm just being honest should I say the area I think we should go to
I think we should go to Woodman Hills area because they actually have yards wait so is
the lawnmower in the back of the truck?
No, we don't even have a lawnmower?
No, let me go by you on the street and fuck them four o'clock
and I'm going to have a lawnmower and you can piss black out.
You can literally all you have is a truck.
That's all you got, right?
Yeah, you sit, I can go in and have sensors real quick.
Do you switch to the IRL camera?
So we have no equipment?
No, right, you said, oh, let's get on the street.
That's a good idea.
So fine. You can use your business cards, they'll only go to the store, and maybe you can get some...
How long will it take for... How long does it take to check out a lawn mower?
Fresh horses?
Bro, forgot about... Yeah, fresh horses, why?
Is that?
No, no, you're gonna need a new pair. This is a month of beef.
I know, it's like I just got peace.
Because I really haven't got a new pair of force in a meeting.
So I need to be as first thing aware and take back.
You're saying this is your scissors?
For what?
It's got the glass?
I'm gonna ask you a good stream idea.
Not any stream until I cut the entire backyard with scissors.
What am I cutting you now?
Home Depot or Loans. Okay, so we can just stop at Home Depot, grab a quick lawn mower and head out?
What does it take time for you to put it together, like give you like tables and stuff right now?
I'm not a fucker. Call JD, see if he knows. I'm not a fucker man scaper.
It's not even on here though. I'm just trying to make a read talk, bro. You piss me off.
Okay, what time does the Sun set sunset at 7 p.m.
So low key it won't get dark till 730.
So Brayden should be here within the next 10 minutes will take an hour go to Home Depot
then we have three hours to work and and landscape.
That's valid.
But we have to assemble the lawn mower.
Lawn mower for sale.
How much are lawn mowers?
80 bucks?
$400.
$1,000?
$1,000?
Because we can run a lot more at home depot.
How much is it? Do you have to show like ID and shit or no?
Fuck you. Wait, can you meet us there and go do it right now so it's ready to pick up?
I'll be with you later, it's all right.
Go to the one we're going to go to, Drew?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I have an idea.
Find the place, find a Lowe's or a Home Depot that's on the way to Woodland Hills.
We'll stop on the way, pick up the equipment, and then we will...
All right, I have a place for like, it's just below the...
Okay.
That's the next thing that's going to happen.
But is it next to the neighbor who we want to go to?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to say it's coming.
Okay, I say we just say we send it.
I say we fucking send it boys.
We can go put it back in the truck at three seats.
The truck has three seats?
Yeah.
Can't sit in the bed?
Uh, wait, the brain's got a camera man too.
The brain's got a camera man?
Then two people are going to have to Uber.
Or you don't want to come.
I mean I said I trucked up the truck.
Yo let's go on IRL.
I'm not gonna pump out in the truck.
It's about some fucking lot.
Wait do we have beer?
Wait am I allowed to drink on the job or no?
Well you guys are out of the truck.
What do you mean you're out of the truck?
What do you mean the truck?
We can just do you and Braden and then I could take my call.
Like because the truck has a phone.
Okay.
Come on let's go.
Okay
Why are they saying LZ?
Cam is black.
Wait, so we don't have an ingest?
No, it starts at some time.
Okay.
Wait so we don't have a we don't have an interest?
Can you fix it before you go?
Yeah, I'm gonna be late to work. I just can't bro. I can't.
It's why I don't, it's why I like my employees bro.
Like I'm gonna be late to work. I'm gonna just run my own business dude.
I'm about to fire Drew. He doesn't landscape anyways.
You can go in the fucking car bitch.
You don't landscape anyways dude.
Yeah, no shit, I don't want to landscape it.
I'm going to not, I can't say it on the ground.
No, I was just saying it's shit, so I'm going to go fucking slow.
No, what were you going to say?
Say it. Don't be a bitch, say it.
Don't be a bitch. Are you a bitch now?
No.
Oh, you're a bitch now, huh?
No, I'm not trying to get fun bad PR or anything.
So let me get this straight.
Drew just sits there watching TikTok and eating candy.
Doesn't test if the backpack's working before the screen.
the stream.
I can't really do as much more much as that though.
You can literally go down the corridor right now while you're sitting there like...
Oh, on the phone?
Yes, there's a phone.
Oh, okay.
Yes, there's a phone.
Okay.
Wait, where's Braden's outfit?
He's here.
Oh, wait.
Of course.
Do you need to bring it up?
Yeah, I'm a working man.
And I'm working.
I'm a working man.
Yeah, I'm a working man, and I'm working, I'm a working man, and I'm working!
Much more extreme assengers said, oh, you're fine to walk down, man, you're fine.
I'll literally bet money on it than it asks.
I will put money on it.
There we go.
Howdy!
Spicey was good!
Stop bro.
Down in dirty, Tony.
Morning Woodland!
Come on!
What's that?
Business cards.
Hold up!
This is nasty!
We'll take care of it.
We're at nice Andrew. Hey, you're a fucking one man. Who's number is this? That's our number
676696
6767
Sat if you need fucking landscape, let's get straight to it. We're gonna have a landscape. Yeah, I used to
For real? I need to I used to know grasses back in the day
I'll most like a whole property one time and I picked like
Wait, what's more?
You know like the browns they put on top of the trees
Yeah, and I hope the tree get a moisture and shit. Yeah, but then I dug up a tree
I dug up a like a fucking box one time too, and I said yeah
Great you let it change
I got you a fit
We have you ever been to the house before? No, that's my first time you're getting frame-mogged
I
I guess?
Nah, I don't even got a good frame for it.
I look better than you.
You're friendly stuff.
Why everything has to do with mogging, bro?
Like, I feel like we just go-
Because my chest's jamming mogged.
But I think, I don't think I got mogged.
How tall do you think I am?
Take your shoes off.
No, you got forces on them.
You're probably like 5'10".
How tall are you?
I'm 5'10".
Oh, word.
Yeah, you're the same height yourself.
All right, let me get fitted up, bro.
We gotta get ready.
This is your fit right here. This is your shoes right here.
They got me some forces. Yeah, forces. Because I don't know if you need the fresh ones.
But is this mine?
No.
This is our lunch.
Greatest lunch?
Yep.
Like I see her is like a surprise and I wrote this for you. No, it's like inside
I look like what's for lunch. I don't
Let me see you wait, you know, it's you know, it's a problem some shit, okay
You get this from the local prison, what is this?
This is a piece of bread with one side of meat and one side of cheese.
This is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not at that, we don't need this shit.
Yo, appreciate it.
Wait, you made this?
Yeah.
You wash your hands?
No.
Alright, I'm gonna get fitted up.
Alright, you get fitted up?
Alright.
I'm gonna go get the truck.
I bet.
Wait, you gotta go scoop it?
It's like two minutes, like one minute walk.
How big is like the truck?
I don't know, I haven't seen it yet.
yet. They didn't make it. I'm gonna go with the truck. I'm not
ungrateful Chad. Yeah, I just got it. Well, I figured we needed
fresh shoes. Thanks. Thanks. I need a new force. All right,
come on. Whoa.
You're so out of touch with reality. How am I out of touch with reality? You just leaked.
Yeah, I just leaked young LA Demon Slayer collab. Use code Lacey 15% off, please. You
don't know what that is. Oh, I don't know what Demon Slayer is. I guess. I guess I'm
I'm uneducated from demons layer okay demon number one slayer number two and
then you've got a fence
you forgot your hat we're not leaving yet I'm not larking chat when did I say I
I know what Demon Slayer is. I just said it's a cool collab.
Are you driving a truck this one?
No.
Is driving a truck different than driving a normal car?
What do you mean about a truck?
It's a fucking truck. What do you not understand about a truck?
Brother, we can get there faster if I ran.
Alright, run right now.
This fast so I can?
Yeah.
I'm fast.
I don't even know if you're going to be able to track with the camera.
Hey Russell, what are you filming?
Oh, so why do you film it?
It's not on this?
Then what do you film it?
Just practicing.
Oh, you're practicing? Okay.
Oh, cool.
Are you...are you baiting me?
Are you...are you baiting me?
No, these are fucking truckers. Where?
Where?
Brother, what is this?
What is this?
I'm driving this?
A Home Depot truck.
Can this even drive that far?
What are you filming? I'm putting reps in. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Where's the buying starting?
What?
It's manual?
I can't believe I'm in.
Why do you do that?
Why do you do that?
Oh
Yo, bro
You're in the fucking dirt!
Huh?
Stay on the road!
I got it back on the slides.
There's no stream.
Did I make it?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Hop in!
Hop in, sure I got it, damn it!
Oh, no, so I'll put these under for a second.
I can walk. I'll wait and step through.
Okay.
I'm gonna point you to that one.
Never driven a truck like this before.
Why do you keep giving it so much gas?
Something is gonna fucking blow up.
Oh, how do I back out of here?
You don't have to reverse all the way back.
Okay.
Damn British shit, Mog's mine.
What's his?
Same as mine.
Wait, this is Braden's car?
Yeah.
And that's your little kid's squeak car?
Alright, chill.
Wait, do I have to wear a helmet while driving this or no?
Wait, Braden's car Mog like actually straight up Mog's.
No, not to work in progress, it is clearly done.
You ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got all this in.
Are you ready?
Yeah, bro.
Okay.
Wait, wait, so we need to get equipment first, no?
Yeah, we have to go to Home Depot.
I bet.
Yeah.
We need to make like a little list or something.
So here's what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking we get lawn mower.
Uh-huh.
Um, a blower.
A blower.
A blower?
Yeah, like the blower.
The blower?
It's a blower.
It's the blower.
The leaf.
Oh, leaf blower. Oh, but it's not like the fall
Now and then what like a whacker a weed whacker need to get a hoe
Ho no, no, there's no girls coming
Oh, bro, we need to get a hoe
To get the fucking shit out, bro to get the weeds off one for this in a you got like a lunchbox or something
Yeah, right in the truck
Now really like when I was a landscape roll we just really just like sitting in the back, but who drives
Ghost drop the whip. Okay, Drew. You want us in the back then back to the bed? Yeah, come on. Just do it
I see you back. Did you see him drive this fucking truck up here? Yeah, it was good. Oh, that's so good
It's like wait, so you want to back out the whole set?
Yeah, I got it don't worry
We out you need to get anything no, I think I'm ready
Yeah, yeah, we got hella business cards. I got my shirt
There's
We're not good these legs. We are good. I know I don't have my business card. I think I was on mt2 when I took that picture
Okay, so here's the thing in the area of Los Angeles where right now nobody has yards
Well, you don't the yard we do but like these people don't have yards because they're in the hills
Oh, so we have to drive to a neighborhood that has yards comp thing. I have the yards. I'm not
Fuck no, I'm not going to comp you
What the fuck fuck no, bro, we know much fucking business we'd have out there real. Yeah, I'm thinking we go to a
We go to a nice area okay, we're gonna a nice area. I just moved to LA
So I don't really know like to go to like like expensive houses to the road street Compton and fucking um
Like Calabasas a Garoa Street. Yeah
I got here, but I was there is not that I was there my manager the other day
We went like two or three weekends in a row. We're not going to any of these neighborhoods
We're going to a nice gated neighborhood. Okay, we're gonna knock on
I got a good one coming out of this one.
Okay, wait.
You got sunscreen, Lacey?
Sunscreen?
Yeah, no.
Could have sunned this shit.
So you got this one?
No, no, no, no, no.
This blocks the sun from your face.
See this?
And then you got glasses if you need them.
We got our gloves,
in case you get our hands a little dirty.
Wait, so are you gonna have a cam
in the back of the truck, too?
It took 40 minutes to ride.
You sure you want someone in the back of the truck?
Uh, yeah, no, I mean,
He can stay he can stay here whatever you think or two cars or do whatever whichever y'all think is best
Okay, so here's the we can either go with a 40 minute drive where we could go to the home depot 10 minutes away and try to
I just don't know what longs there are to mow here around this area
Wait, how are we gonna wait? We don't have to lift the lawnmower in place into here. Yeah. Yeah, we got you back to assemble a lawn mower, too
It doesn't come bill. No you have to assemble it
We should just get one of those. Uh, this shit. It's like a big blade
No weedwackers?
Or, uh, queef?
Well, you're trying to get high.
No, a queef.
A queef?
You know that big-ass shit, and it's like to cut rice in China.
It's a scythe.
Oh, a scythe?
No, it's a scythe of smoke.
Big-ass.
I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, that's way quicker to build.
I think we get a lumbar.
All right, man.
I think we get a lumbar.
You want to go that bitch?
You want to go close by?
Well, that's not...
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
I'm not too.
I'm putting it on right now. You put on your balls too?
Um, yeah, I mean, I, yeah, sometimes.
Me, I'm more of a, like, cologne guy on the balls.
I run my shit like I'm on a lower belly, like my belly button.
Why is it a little pants or those?
My say actually got his pretty over and on
not a pretty over and on actually no right I think I do it in my car
you said you wanted to get a wrecked in with it huh you wanted to use it no no no
I didn't can't remember you was a pretty over and on my say when I was in the car
uh I put the order in on good question marks to put the order on your balls
oh it's bad to make my ball smell good now I hate you guys bro fuck you
swim without a shower
Uh, probably five, six days.
Yeah, like five or six days.
Just like, I feel like there's this one time out, like, okay, do you count when you're sick though?
Yeah, I think that's part of your life.
When I'm sick, I don't take showers.
At all?
No.
When I was younger, my mom used to say, you have to shower every other day.
I have to shower every other day.
Not every other day.
Well, you have to wash your body every three days.
Every three?
every three. All right, yo,
listen, we gotta figure out what we're doing.
Chad, what do y'all think?
Do we, do we, do we, do we, do we, do we,
because we, we, I can, like, we can basically guarantee yards
out in this neighborhood.
We could, it's a, I'm around Sherman Oaks,
so I'm sure there's some,
That address I sent around there that,
I'll like, be, send it, send it, I can find it.
Do you think they'll actually let us?
We'll see why not.
You guys gotta be serious though.
They're not gonna take you serious if you're climbing around.
No, we're gonna get some work done today.
I was the nearest the nearest place. Okay, hold on. We could go to Home Depot
Wait, does do people let us cook grass in with the Sun not out?
We should be good, right? Yeah, son doesn't go down to seven. Oh bet. All right, the nearest Home Depot is 20 minutes
Game traffic is cooked right now
Yeah, those those is valid wait does ace hardware have lawnmowers is it?
I
Loose hold on fuck my phone to 11 5.9 miles away. What'd you say my phone's at 11%
We got purple chargers go to the gym instead I guess I'm going to the gym when I fucking
Okay, there's an ace hardware right down the street, but I don't know if they have lawnmowers
Wait, there's a what ace heart damn you have really blue eyes
I
Do you have blue eyes hot parents like cut nice how you get a full day how you do that how you get that like that thick this yeah
Like your lips a lot
Yeah, he's kind of like the redhead version of you. Yeah, he's like my evil twin. I gotta see it
but you know I'm saying you should go start doing it bro fix ISO bro before before she really gets
hot out here so I'm gonna tell you right now these hands these hands are trained military weapons
Oh, you know the box? Yeah. Oh shit. I did do my first like box lesson the other day
You eat hairy pussy, okay, I'm sure they should check there. Hey hardware have a lawn mower. No
Okay, and we got to go to Home Depot 20 minutes away. I'm what it Home Depot's 20 minutes
Let's do it fuck it
But here's the okay, we're wasting a lot of daylight here trying to decide if we're driving 23 minutes to Home Depot
We might as well drive the extra 15 to be in a neighborhood. We know
So it's gonna be like it's gonna be like a 35 minute drive
Okay, let's do it. Oh, we can fucking play some we can play some music and get locked in for our
Landscape is it?
Yeah, we're gonna take two cars
What
What
No
Brother
GGs yeah, bro, I hit it and they came out and duct taped it right now, bro. Yeah chat I hit it and they duct taped it in the last two minutes
Alright, can I just put the phone up there?
Oh my God.
Alright.
You're in my ingest?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are we on your ship?
I think we're on the ingest.
We're on the switch it.
How many uh, uh, trucks I've been hearing about?
How many what?
Zero
Okay
You
Very many I made like $4 in and out in like two hours support us
Yes, those ass
Hey, that was actually me. Yes, I got 50 cents for a delivery bro gas like six dollars a gallon. I know
Why are we selling this off? Wait to you can you connect?
Hold on. So you sent me the address engine? Damn we're really about to drive far. In this truck I'm kind of scared to drive that far.
Want me to drive that far? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Is your name on the insurance? Yes.
Alright alright.
Ace hardware has it, no it doesn't.
Ok, where did you connect?
Devices?
Add phone?
It's this one, my Chevrolet.
I have a booger.
Real landscapes just go like this.
Did you add it?
What was Apple?
that's you that's how you game why am I my name's not Anthony
wait is that it you say it no it was it was oh fuck me okay this one this one
Periper
Okay, sync my contact. Okay. Yep. All right. We're good. We're good. We're good. All right. Here we go chat. Yes
Drew I need the address
This address look they have yards look there's yards wait at home evil no this is near this is like near
Oh, we're going to the house, we're going to the house.
Look, I don't know where's the address to the Home Depot you want to go to?
Um, 46 minutes away now, because we waited half an hour.
No, I didn't want to.
No, we don't drive 46 minutes, Chad, it's too far.
Let's go to the nearest Home Depot.
Do you go to the nearest one?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Do you sign me to this one?
Home Depot, we're going to the one.
Just send me to our coffee place.
This one.
It's closest.
Okay, and then we'll go to this actor
Gotta play country music cuz your landscapers country actual question right and how much do you landscapers get paid?
Good bread like like like 20 to 25 hour
But like it depends the service like you know I'm saying I give you work for a company like 2025
But like if you were private contractors, so we can really charge whatever so how much how much are we charging going into this?
I'll probably say like just knowing me and you really gonna
Bless their yard and do a whole makeover like a full 180 like we have easily charge like five to six hundred okay
Yeah, five to six hundred per like per yard per yard. I ain't a solid you know Sam
Cuz I think we're actually gonna do like a full renovation or say
12 200 bucks charge 100. Oh
You know how to back up. Oh, no, let me get on guide you. Oh, no, bring
What do you mean Brady? You're driving!
Go Mac, go Mac, go Mac.
Let's talk.
You need to get out with like this bitch.
No, no, no. I'm good. I'm okay. I'm okay.
Alright, wait. You like Country Wheelie Lazy?
Yeah, for sure. I like everything.
Oh, and he's scribbling the bush a little bit here.
25 bucks for a yard. I pay 50.
It's 25 dollars per yard cap!
That's what they're jacking.
Have you ever crashed a car before?
No.
There's a jinx there, bro.
No, I did not.
No, I did not.
Wait, how do I know if I'm close to the water?
I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
Right there, right there!
No, a little more, a little more.
I'm looking at the shadow.
And...
There.
Oh my god, you're nearly inches away.
Okay.
Reminds me of a six-point turn right here.
But it's good.
Okay.
Yeah, cut that wheel, cut the wheel.
NEEHO!
You said NEEHO?
NEEHO! Wait, wait, wait!
What?
Was it on the left side? Touching or no?
Oh my god. That's not as close.
Holy fuck!
Wait, is driving a truck hard like in traffic and stuff?
No, no, no, it's easy.
If anything, it's easier than a regular car because like, people watch out for you.
When you drive this shit around, like, people know you have the fucking-
your hands are made of fucking rust.
Are you good?
go more go more little more oh you're good you're chilling oh you're chilling
we're actually good what happens yo how much do i have to pay if i crash this car
probably not that much bro i'm not the worst driver
who are you at the you got the direction position it
Oh
Couple thousand and all this this brings me back into the old days I used to do this shit
I know I did I used to live here for them as well
That's why I know it's gonna be so easy to do when I feel like me you were like perfect for this job
But here I like like that's all I said, I was trying to show chat that streaming
Oh fuck
what was that what I just hit what I just hit oh just a fucking bunny you're
good yeah watch out that's like fucking slipping over to normal for the oh
yes it's tight squeezes now you're good you got the other one over sure yeah yeah
Oh fuck this is an old man walking his dogs squad white always
All right, let's get some music pumping a 20-minute drive to home people we'll be we won't be straight off the like
I like country music. I like that by Morgan Waller. Yep. Is that what is that what?
Landscaper listen.
I think.
Oh, I bet man. I bet.
I think it is a jump man.
Wait, do we have the windows down or is it on matter?
I think when you landscape back up.
Hey!
Couple of years and it's just like
Okay
There's something on the cross track
Just enough song for the pain to stay
Oh my god, we gotta go get Corona's too
Some beer?
Yeah, that's what, landscaper's drink, the instant drink
I asked my shadow boss about a drink on the top, they said no
What, they said no?
Yeah
Yeah, oh yeah, that's bad, yeah
Don't drink on the job, I'll never do that, sir
Wooo
Wooo
I'm whiskey
I'm going down
Burnin' down! Burnin' down!
Hey!
Hey!
Hell yeah, brother!
Well, I'll see you around!
Oh, sit my f...
What happened?!
Not enough...
It's about to rain like 2 seconds.
This is my jam.
Burning, going down!
I'm not questionin' this, listen,
does it make you mad when people say that you can't physically...
They just think that I can't physically do like manual labor. It's really it's actually a noise. What do you mean?
Like okay, I feel like me you are probably like top 1% solid like physical form. That's what I say
Like we're not like bums like we don't just sit in fucking
Sit we're not like we don't just sit around and play with our dick all day and play video games. I know
hard workers. Oh
My god
Now like look at who else is dead as
Doing two jobs at once exactly and we're working with both of us. Look at our hands
We both have clearly have very very strong hands right very strong hands. What's when you think we're
Gonna be my shirt. I already beat my shit anymore. Oh, for real. Yeah, nah, you can't talk well
I have a girlfriend finally be my shit at all. Oh, so when I did beat it, honestly
Sometimes I would do right here, but there's also this method where if you sit on your hand
And you put it in your butt?
No, no, you sit on your left hand till it's numb.
And then you jerk off with it and it feels like it's not even you doing it.
So it's like...
Oh yeah, nah.
I didn't talk with the others.
Sit on the hand.
What's that?
Nah, I forgot what it was.
Wait, can I get over?
Yo, what the hell?
What the hell?
We're going.
What the hell?
He's on fucking chicken time.
We're on fucking chicken time.
What the hell?
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
He's fucking doing scrolling, bro.
There's a lock in.
Damn.
But uh, yeah, I had to start beating my shit again. Wait, what's the other method? Huh? What's the other method?
No, you're like you said you
Put your hand here. Oh finger my butt. I tried it one time
And how'd it go? It was good, right?
I don't know. Okay, so it was it felt good like I felt like pressure on my butthole
And I could tell that's where like the spot is but the G spot. No. Yeah, but I had shit on my finger after
You don't use do-likes?
No.
Not at all.
Yeah, I don't see it. I don't have to say my butt in a lot.
So like, sometimes when I say this, it's like, it gets called good.
It's not gay, Chad. It's not gay to do that. I promise it's not gay.
I say it's not gay because it's your own finger.
That's like saying you're jerking off your own dick is gay.
Exactly.
You can put your own finger in your butt and if you suffer your own shit.
That's like if you pee on your, like,
that's like if you go pee and you grab your nicking and you eat something after they're bare hands.
It's not gay because it's my dick.
Guys, that's like if you were to like,
Say what your man's mean.
Because you both have a pergard list.
Yeah.
Wait, so this, uh, Home Depot, um...
You said it's minus to a good neighborhood?
Oh, I have no idea if it's actually a good neighborhood.
you
you
you
you
you
It's like, uh, uh, it's a Tylenol. It makes you relax.
It smells like...
You smell weed?
Bro, it's hot in here, bro.
That's all fucking...
You know what it is out here?
You know how your back starts hurting when you're fucking using the hoe too much?
No.
From the end, stupid?
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's a yart? You have a yart? No?
Let me see it real quick.
It's an anxiety pen.
It says big chief on it.
Dang, everyone knows the big chief is big.
Uh, like, once in a bloom or long, isn't it?
No, actually, because if you have a yard on you, you'd definitely be yardin' it up.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. But basically, that's why, when I was doing the soccer match,
like, I was on the yard, and that's why I wasn't performing as good to the audience.
Do you ever smoke, uh, like, like, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You smoke often?
Sometimes.
Like, how often?
Uh, not often. I'm not, I'm not an addict. I smoke it like,
Yeah, what I smoke we maybe what's what's up?
Wait, how much how much you smoke you're a dickie
Yeah
Every day I do not smoke we every day. I actually did them on it. No, I'm not smoke ever
You have a car. It's not even a real car, bro. You're actually addicted. I just want to see if you repeat it
I want to see if you take the bait
No, I'm not a tree. All right realistically
I smoke twice twice a week.
How many days?
Like a schedule?
No, whatever it is I want.
Oh, like on average?
Yeah, I chill on average twice a week.
Dan, like you smoke like after-stream?
Like in the morning?
Like what's like your routine?
What's your smoking routine?
I don't have a smoking routine.
Oh, I know you got one, bro.
No, I don't.
I've been here fucking addicted.
I know you're fucking on.
Ah, so like what do you smoke?
Joint, some backwood?
Like some pre-roll?
Like some pre-roll?
Like some like a split?
Put Brahma in there?
Sometimes I'll do it.
Well, when Silkie, when Silkie rolls up,
he does Brahma.
Brava oh, it was brava and flower and then I smoke the silkie and sometimes I was by pre-wills. I'll buy
The fuzzy ones. What are they called? Oh, like the keep on that bitch. Yeah. Yeah, the keep on back back back
Wait, you smoke?
Yeah, we could have done a hot box
Fuck yeah, oh shit. Oh my god, let's smoke it up. I'm so
Let's hotbox this bitch wait this this would hotbox quick to oh my god
Yeah, how much would a car how much fee when it charged if the week the truck was a week no
No, they had this spray at quick stop
Really down even though
Yeah, you spray it like two of your farms nothing you need to smell nothing after that addicts. Yo, it's not a yo
Smoking weed is not an addictive
It's not an evictable substance at all.
Everyone knows what you call it.
Yeah, Russell?
You are not smoking in the truck.
Why?
What?
We're gonna get drugs.
From who?
They're gonna charge us $1,000.
We're not gonna hot box a truck, Russell.
Trust me, I know it's in your name.
I would not do that.
There she goes.
Hey, we're fucking doing it.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right man. I want that. I want that.
Come on, bud.
We need to get it from that guy.
Is there, what's in that, that pen there?
Oh, it's easy.
Last time I hit a pen I fully,
wait, greened out?
No, have you heard of ego death?
Oh, that's W.
It's called de-realization.
You start thinking of like a Roblox character or something.
I don't know.
When I was a junior in high school,
oh my God, I hit this, a spliffing thing
I'm doing with Keith on it,
and I cheeked that shit dolly,
and then I went home and I was sitting at the table
and it turned into like a miniature stepping stool.
And I started eating cereal
It tasted like rocks.
Rocks?
Yeah.
And then for like three weeks...
Dude, that would be the worst high ever if my food started tasting like nothing.
For like three weeks, bro.
I went to fucking school.
And I did.
I didn't even go to the teachers.
But like, they touched up after a while.
Oh, brother.
You see, now I'm kind of scared.
No, no, but this doesn't do that.
No, but I've never had a bad weed experience until I hit a car at one time.
Like one singular hit.
I had a blinker.
Oh, yeah.
That's O.D.
coffee? Yes. This is the thing, yo, if you never cough, you won't tweak it. Once you
start coughing, you start tweaking. Everyone knows this. That's true. If you hit a car
and you start coughing, you never tweak it. It's like once you cough, the tweak automatically
activates. But if you never cough, you won't tweak it. I feel like you're lying. I swear,
everyone knows this. I think she's this bitch. If I feel a cough coming, I hold it,
So once you look that that's what all yeah yeah
kind of all me but like party president
yeah I'm not gonna hit it I'm driving I can't hit it while I'm driving
fuck this truck moxars he's got a frame all by a fucking dumpster truck bro
What are you doing?
Cards are more tweakable?
Yeah.
They are!
Bro, I'm telling you, the experience I had when I hit a cart, it was bad.
When you hit a bar?
No.
Yeah, I don't need that.
You're probably going to speak all that.
I had to end stream when I hit the cart.
Right.
Yeah.
Yes, I ended stream and I was stuck on the couch, I couldn't move.
And I saw myself from a third person perspective.
And I was looking down at myself and I thought,
Yes?
Yeah.
Yes, I thought I died. I'm so serious.
I thought my life's over. I was like, damn, none of this matters anymore.
Like, my life is over. Like, I'm never gonna see my family again.
I actually thought I was dying. I thought I was dead.
Yeah.
I'm so scared.
That's like a one, like, that's like a, like, one percentile,
but you know it's not even this off.
It's just like your brain, like, tweaking.
Are you sure it was weed? Yes, it was Lays Pen.
It was a Lays Pen?
No, it was Lays Pen.
Oh, like Lays Chips?
Like Lays Ron, Lays is Ron's cameraman.
Oh, Layser?
No, not Layser, Lays.
He looks like a drug addict like or not actually looks like a drug dealer tall skinny white. Oh the piercing on his eyebrow. Yes
The drug addict. Yes
Tell her 10 minutes away from getting the equipment and then we just gotta find people to sell it's in the toilet from
I'm calling for you.
Man clothes!
Shut your asses bitch!
Yeah, force it, force it, force it, force it, force it!
WE GOT A WALKED TEN!
Fuck!
Holy fuck, I'm flying actually!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god, you know, you know, I got read if I locked up yesterday.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
You got him locked up?
We were cutting up and like, like revving our cars,
and then a cop pulled up on me,
And then I did like a little kickbait maneuver and I was innocent and he drove around and arrested Redify.
And then I did a huge turn and I flexed.
Wait, you got Redify arrested?
Yeah, he got arrested.
But he has a tough-ass mugshot, so he looked and hit me up at me like,
Yo, Billux, I wanted that flicked.
But I want to be honest, like, bro, the cop was coming after me, and then bro pulled him out.
You ran from the cops?
No, no, no, no.
I did the opposite.
I surrendered, and then he went and got Redify because, like, Redify.
But you ran from the cop.
Are you got away?
Oh, no, no, no.
But I didn't arrest him, though.
But if the cop was after you, you said,
how did he not get you?
Because he pulled up behind me, right?
So like, right if I pulled right, I pulled right.
The cop put it behind me.
And then right if I busted a left,
it did some loud shit with his car and irritated him.
So then the cop ran around me and then arrested him.
And you just drove off?
Yeah.
Also, you drove off when the cop was trying to put you over?
No, no, he was already, uh.
No, that's cool.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't, no, no.
I said, uh, no.
That's not happening.
Damn, it's some uh...
My pistol
My pistol
We here?
What are you doing on the highway?
I
Can this truck function on the highway
They're air conditioning
This thing chubby on it. Yeah, oh, so
So what do you start with when you when you went to start with the lawnmower
Yeah, so first first the first thing you want to do is do the bulk of it first
So it's like the customer think that game they actually do a matte work
I do do a little details first slow
No, you start with the bulk and then you do the small details at the end or you just skip the small details
Yeah, so always do the bulkiest thing like if they have like a tree that got mad leave on it
Just start cutting it off cut the tree. Yeah, because the thing is if you cut the tree
They don't it's like damn like they don't notice the yard of like this should look way better
So what if we just cut the whole tree down to fuck it
Then bro that they're probably give us the biggest thing when we did that because if they were to see that they would actually
Fuck me that should be like damn like they wouldn't want no crazy story that a tree one time. Yeah, it was good
So there's this tree that's outside of like outside my house
It's like right outside my house in the backyard like my house back at home back in the day
and here in Pennsylvania and
Basically, I went to Pennsylvania. Yeah, well, you know Philly. Yeah, you've been to Kensington. No, I've never been to Philly
I don't think oh, so you don't feel the Philly
Wait, that's the ops. I mean it's not the ops Pennsylvania
Just doesn't feel like Kensington like you focus it or no Kensington a fuck with Kensington
I mean or like it's like Kensington K
for you. Kensington K. Kensington K? Yeah. What is that? No, he ain't not. What is that?
Jack that suit. Wait, what did I just say? What is that? No, no, no, no, yeah, thanks.
What did I just say? What did I just say? Yeah. What did I just say? No, cuz, no, that's
it. It's a neighborhood that we probably, oh my God, he's scraping something. Huh? You
wanna die? What? Oh, I thought I heard something. I thought I heard like a scrapeage. No, basically,
that's like, you know how we're going to a nice neighborhood right now to do lawns?
Yeah, it's like one of the best neighbors in Philly it's about
Kensington. Yeah, like if we weren't if we're in Philly right now, we'd be pulling up to Kensington to move their logs
And they'd sip us OD. Oh, then fucking it's not they shout out Kensington, dude
Yeah, yeah, it'd be nice. It'd be nice. No, anyways, I had a tree in my backyard, right?
Big ass tree in my backyard and I had this hot tub like outside of my house
And I would go into my hot tub when I was younger and I would look at the tree
And it was the hot tub was right next to the tree
And I would go into the hot tub and I would pull up like prank invasion kissing videos on my phone
And then I put my penis on the hot tub jet and I would let it get me off until I came in the hot tub
Wait, what what what that they would be treating or just treat my backyard next to the hot tub. I used to do it
But I did that for like a whole year. Just like just letting it loosen my
Oh like the kissing pranks. Yes, would they make out like on Venice Beach? Yeah. Oh, this is nasty. Yeah, you like grab ass
Oh, oh my god
Yeah, I used to put my dick on the hot tub jet to it and then my dad caught me one time.
My dad caught me like socked cotton in the hot tub and he sat me down and he was like
son I found this white stuff in the hot tub.
Wait, did I not filter?
No, I never put the cleaning mode on after.
So my dad would just go in the hot tub after and he found the white stuff and he showed
me how to actually drink all of it.
Damn.
I had like a similar scenario but it was like I went to a fucking dollar store after school
Like I told you on the bus stop and there's another bus stop after yeah
I did get off of my bus stop
I went to the one after this in a dollar store parking lot
I went inside I cut the package plunges rubber glove
Oh, I know what you did. You dirty dog
Yeah, you already know
Put it in the cup, two sponges rubber gloves in the middle, flip it over
And you put it in between the mattress and the bed top and the bed top and you get a stroke
Oh my god, you put the cup in between
Yes, you fucked the shit out of it. It doesn't move. It feels so good
That's like
You can't
That should a real pussy that shit that's like a real pussy. That's like you if you wish your eyes fuck that and fuck a real bitch
You wouldn't even know the difference. Well, no cuz the glove and the latex
And then right after I took the sponges I put it on the same in my mom did the dishes with it
But the thing is the glove didn't let the
Nah, yeah
I just put the cub back in the in the cupboard
But I don't think that's bad because you're right, they can go and protect you if there's...
What? You're putting it in the cupboard?
Yeah. You came inside of it? Inside the... inside the... uh, the pocketbook?
You think I'm gonna just pull out and know in the bed? Hell yeah.
No one's fucked. I'm... I'm nuttin' in that bitch.
Yeah.
You got me?
Yeah.
Yeah? Okay.
Yeah, but you've been nuttin' inside of it like...
Nah, I'm not. I can't do that. I can't do that.
For real?
Sometimes a little accident happens here and there, but can't be... can't be nuttin' inside.
Too young to have a little... a little needy pop out, be right around.
You don't think you'd be like a W dad?
I think I'd be I think I'd be a good dad. I think I'd be a good dad for real. I feel like me too, bro
I'm like I'm I'm so you're ready to be a dad
I'm so mature bro like if I had a kid right now like like that mother fucker
I probably had the best time of his life and he probably actually like he probably grown to be like fucking a president or something
I have some answer your question. Yeah, you have a kid right and he's eight years old
Yeah, and he comes home and he's like daddy. I want to wear a dress
What?
I'm just asking, like what are you like?
And what?
And what else?
Like, what's my response?
Yeah, what are you gonna say?
I'm going fucking TikTok live and flaming this shit, bro.
I don't like 10,000 viewers.
Dude, I'm gonna go Galaxy for a slap.
You're gonna publicly humiliate the kid.
Because the thing is though, it's like that wouldn't even be me doing anything. It'd be him
He doesn't know oh someone at school just so that was cool to wear a dress. Oh, I mean, it's like if it's like a young dog
That's tough. What do you mean? Like young dog? He's wearing that dress on the album cover. Oh, yeah
I know I could have said and then he comes home like a couple years later
Yeah, and you let him wear the dress
And then he comes home a couple years later and you like walk in his room. He's like 14 you walk in his room
He's in there with a dude under the cover something
Well crazy
Now that's cool. Yeah, I got it. I got it bro. I think I did actually what I was like even younger
And that's not even gay when you're young you're young spearman with your boys. You're young. You're not even gay yet. Yeah
When I was younger, I I humped my friend
We were in plain GTA story mode and we were at the strip club and I saw the people giving
like lap dance at the strip club so me and my friend, his name was Hunter, we went under
the covers and I hugged him.
Just because we wanted to like experience.
What's your name?
Humped though.
Like fully clothed, he laid down, I laid on top of him and I just like grinded him and
I hugged him.
Did it hurt?
I don't remember.
What's your shithole?
I don't remember.
Hunter? Which is last name?
I'm not saying it's last name.
No, who? Where's that?
I'm not saying it's last name.
Fun fact, he's actually a landscaper.
Yo, you know, Lacey's friend Hunter.
Was he hard or not?
I needed an answer specialist.
No, we went like nine.
Hunter, whatever you lost him is dead ass.
or not Dennis I know you remember hunter I know you would have felt that we were
like a nine are you have any embarrassing nut stories that stories
yeah basically um basically one time I had like a own basically you I basically
I was not in my pants like every day for like a week wait what yeah cuz I had
You got claps. Oh my god, you got an STD. Stop. You had an STD, Brayden? No, you didn't.
Oh, like a long time ago. Brayden, you had an STD. A long time ago, a long time ago.
Wait, how did, wait, what? Yeah. So you got an STD, wait, I can park in the handicap, right, because it's in my truck?
No, yeah, this is the truck loading station.
What are you doing?
Are you going to STD?
Damn.
Wait, claps makes you cum a lot?
Yeah, makes you cum your pants every day.
By no contact or what?
Yeah.
I'd be hooping with the bros, nutting my pants.
I'd be chilling, fucking doing anything just nut.
That's kind of crazy, my collar.
I know, it sucks.
What's your most embarrassing nut moment?
My most embarrassing nut moment?
Um, so there's this one time where it was my first time getting with with a girl
What?
No, yeah, people it was like my first time getting with this girl and it was like soup
You know like how like sometimes it's like super anticipated like you just been there's mad tension. You've been waiting for like was he bad months?
No
Like was her player bill like described briefly before I before I hear the way you noted
I needed to hear like scan her playbook in my brain and get an imagination of what she looked like
I mean
It's gonna be out of breath
My girlfriend. Oh, is your girl. It's my girl girl. It's my girl. How old are you?
How old was I? Yeah, I was I was 20. I was 21
Wait
What it was the first time we did some sort of boy though younger right 16 or 8 or 8?
Wait with a boy wait no no no no no no no with a boy no no no no no no with a boy listen what I'm going to say is this is the first time me and her got together.
Oh. But it was super anticipated over like the course of the year where there was a mad tension but we didn't do anything.
It also happened.
First time.
OPTH Day.
What's that?
Over the past hand job.
Yeah.
And you met it?
Not an incident.
Come on, come on, come on.
That's like the movie theater method.
OTPHJ, yeah, over the pants hand job.
I've never heard of OTPHJ.
Yeah, come on, everybody know that shit.
Everybody know that shit, no?
I've never heard of it.
Everybody know that shit, OTPHJ.
Over the pants hand job.
No, it wasn't even a hand job.
It was literally just a touch.
Like, it was like a little, like,
she was just, like, she was like feeling all my shit,
and I came.
Bro.
That's valid, man.
That's valid, though, right?
Like, it's so anticipated.
I feel like it's valid.
Well, did you know what, Hunter, though, or no?
With Hunter?
Now why did that nut with Hunter in the- Bro, me and him were just humping each other!
Alright, let's get a fucking round over here.
Now this ground brightens in just for right now.
We're on the second- Set up our backpack.
Shoes!
Okay.
100% blue to hunter. I am not a blue hunter. I don't miss you.
For right now, because I have to plug the camera in.
He's on, put my son on. They're saying Braden's black.
You think so? What are you?
I look at the beginning of that sandwich. I look at the beginning of that sandwich.
I look at the beginning of that sandwich. I look at the beginning of that sandwich.
They're saying your ingest is black. Oh my ingest is black.
It's fine. I have 4% phone drink. Can you give me another trigger?
Yeah
Huh, who's that?
I
Hunter on IG. Oh, that's a whole different person. That's like my childhood best friend. That's who's wedding I went to
His last name starts with a H chat
I don't think I follow on Instagram because I used to hang out with him when I was like a little a little kid, bro
Hey, they found his last name. No way they found his last name. Yeah, wait. I don't even follow this
Wait, it's hunter who chat
The age is the last name a yeah, yeah, hunter each no shot. They found him. I haven't talked to him since that night
Where we humped each other. We used so you just humped your man's and stop talking to him
Yeah, but most part he got a little awkward after that. They're probably out humps then mowers
If it was good if it was good. Wait, can you rent a motor? You have to buy it. Um, I think you can rent
Probably
Hunter Henry knows how hunter no hunter ren fro
Wait, he's fucking dude. He's fucking dude who's on the fucking are we going to the garden the raiders?
You guys rent lawnmowers
You guys rent a lot of homes or no?
Oh, they do rent those?
Oh my God.
All right, just pass that around.
Give me a seat, go ahead, give me a seat.
If you can't make sure he fakes,
I have one more book on my plate.
Thank you, bro, thank you.
Those green bro's in the store,
we both got 50 cent cake.
Boss, if you need landscaping done,
we are the Morning Woods.
Call that number, dead ass,
we have the best prices in town.
Morning Wood landscaping, you need it,
we'll take care of it.
Anything you can think of.
Trim your hedges, blow your yard,
blow you anything you need.
Thank you.
Wait, what are you getting those cages for?
Oh, you're moving?
All right, at your new house, we'll mow it.
That's actually very good advertisement.
Wait, so what's the pitch?
You need it, we'll blow it?
You need it, we'll take care of it.
If you want it, we'll blow it.
Yes, yes.
We'll blow it, you show it.
You show it, we'll blow it.
You show it, we'll blow it.
You show it, we'll blow it.
I like that a lot.
All right.
You stick it, we'll make it.
show it to them and if they're interested they can take it.
Bet me that time.
Wait, where do we, where do we wrench something?
Plumbing, tools, drywall, bath.
Excuse me sir, where are we, like the, uh, uh, lawnmower?
Hudah! Are you 6'7"? 6'7"?
Sir, we just started our new company, it's called Morning Wood Landscaping.
You show it, we'll blow it.
If you ever need your vast mode, you let us know.
But do you guys know where we can wrench it on?
Oh my god.
Two Reynolds.
Two Reynolds?
I'm there in two Reynolds.
Thank you so much.
Cool, Reynolds?
Right up by the pool there.
Thank you so much.
That's for Nephi.
Wait, we don't need a pool.
That's for Nephi.
For Ashley Nephi?
Okay.
We need Nephi.
Is that his name?
Yeah.
Yes, Nephi.
How you guys doing?
Oh, shit.
Line starts here.
There's not even a line.
Wait.
See, mad bread if we rent it.
Yeah, I know.
But I made it to bring it back.
Wait, this is voccio.
Oh my god.
The jiggle the jiggle watch it
You put on a back start jiggling start shaking
Nepi yepi are you neppy?
Nep oh nice to meet you. We told us to ask for you work here with morning wood landscaping
We were wondering if we get right at some machines a little machine in here
We need a blower
a lawn mower and a weed wacker.
I have everything with a blower.
Here's our business card too if anyone comes by and needs some service.
We're starting off right now so we're trying to get as much as customers as possible.
It's cheap, only 125 bucks a yard.
How much for a mower?
150.
A lawn mower?
I
Know well though
We need a load we need a boy. We can buy it. What's your return policy here?
I in returning oh
We'll do it. We'll take it and it's a fucking deal if we do one long we'll get that bread back and what times about three it comes
Don't do it. Wait, which one is it? Can I pick it out or no?
The mama? We only have one.
Only one?
Wait, why only one?
Oh, it's going outside.
It's hard to find a good blower these days.
It is hard.
Where is it at?
Oh, no, it's not here.
It's on the water.
There's a spice on it.
Oh, it's right here.
We'll take it. It comes gas.
Wait, what is this?
Put your own gas in it.
Wait, what's this machine right here? Do we need this?
Tiller.
Tiller? Racing Tiller?
I don't know what the fuck this shit is.
We'll do the lawn mower and we'll do a weed whacker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's the weed whacker? Do you have one too?
Yeah.
We got to get our own gas wait get our own gas wait we got hit the dispensary Lacey
Let's see.
We have to get her on the gas!
Spencer, get some gas!
We hot boxing at U-Haul.
Oh, this is so sick.
We'll do it.
We'll take it.
Let me give you some extra strings.
Wait, the strings are not just-
Stubby.
Some extra string.
What's happening?
Like a wire.
But you know what you do?
You smack it on the ground while it's spinning and it gets longer.
There should be some inside.
Why is it so dangerous to be careful?
Is this stuff dangerous?
Oh, no.
I'm going to talk to you.
What's up?
Hello, sir.
Just, uh, if you need any lawn care,
we'll work with Morningwood.
It's our business, and we're just starting off.
We're trying to get some customer stuff,
but we have the best lawn care in California.
It's a fully renovated lawn. You show it. We'll blow it.
Mucho gusto.
Work.
Yeah, bro, we're actually we're gonna run up a fucking bag today
Only if he wants to work only if he lets us move on
Yeah, there's some some lawn care
Yeah, I'm not sure long care and talk to chat. Wait check. We need you need E85
We need to eat any fun for the thing.
We're looking at the group chat.
We're looking at the rules.
Oh, is this all rental?
Oh, better, better.
Did it cut there?
Or was it like, what would you review like 25?
No, it didn't cut that well.
It didn't cut that well?
Oh.
Oh my God.
Well, that is a little deep.
Do you want to know why it didn't cut that well?
Because it wasn't from Morningwood Landscaping.
We also have rentals for those.
Yeah.
Morningwood rentals, too.
If you want to take that.
Thanks, sir.
We're good at it.
Our logo's sick.
Our logo's actually sick.
Game.
We'll take care of it.
We actually ought to do this on our hands.
Battery power?
Wait, the leaf lowers battery power?
No, no, the gas, the thing is gas.
Regular gas, fucking oil.
You need gas and two-cycle oil.
OK, anything's easy.
We have to mix it with the mix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're not going to burn it out.
No, I think we're noobs at this.
We know how to fucking do it.
Literally like, I know this shit
like the back of my fucking hand.
Look at this shit right here.
This, this shit is the fucking.
No, this is, it's a cylinder pusher.
It's for cement.
You put it into cement, see this thing on the tip?
Put it into cement, it draws into the cement cylinder.
Yeah, I know that shit.
And that's why it's heavy too.
So if someone tries to pull it up on you,
it's hard to quit draw.
Damn, my wrist kind of hurts all the time.
That's for plumbing?
I know, I was trying to see if y'all knew which end.
See, that's all I like, bro.
Wait, damage protection plan.
What if we put the wrong gas in here?
$50 for damage protection?
We do that?
We're not going to break it, we're not going to break it.
I think we risk it all.
What other stuff do they have here?
They're saying what you just touch is a toilet sneak.
It's used to get poop out of the, out of sewer.
Yes.
I did not get it.
Dang, that's a fucking ray gun.
Fucking.
A poop sewer getter.
Bro, stop, bro, stop, bro, stop, bro, we need to get our hands dirty regardless.
Nephi, we can go grab it or no?
Look at the table, table, table.
Table, table, table.
Table, table.
Table, table.
Let's see.
What do you need?
Just today.
Today.
Today.
So, so sundown.
We can, we can get 24 hours but it won't bring you back.
So we'll bring you back, we can bring you back tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tonight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because we have the truck, too.
That's okay.
W and FD.
How smooth is it cut, would you say?
Like, is it a two-cylinder, four-cylinder, eight-cylinder?
That was a four-cylinder.
Four-cylinder?
And does it take C2 oil?
No, I mean it's a four-cylinder.
It's a four-cycle.
Four-cycle?
Oh, four-cycle.
I think you could cut a good landing strip, you would say?
I mean, as long as regular grass is going to cut it.
OK.
OK.
Do we got to go to the gas station to get gas, or do we do it here?
I saw the gray...
Oh, this?
See.
Oh, the gray?
Oh, the blade?
Oh, this?
Yes.
Wait, this is liquid in it?
Gas.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that I'm gonna need some of that
Truffle oil
But if we were to like light a cigarette near it, you think like
We both are heavy smokers get a hatcher in a bucket
Colonel that means
well
Wait, so if we get that speed we get this we don't need gas. No, this is gas and it can
Yeah, it says fuel. No, four-cycle engine fuel. Wait, so one jug lasts like one lawn?
Yeah, two hours. Two hours? All right. So probably two jugs. But once all you gotta do is just open
this shit up and just like basically like chug jug it like into the machine. Is this the right
oil chat right? Yeah, this is. You think he's selling it to us? You don't need two cycle?
You should get jobs hire someone else to the job and charge them more. Drop shipping jobs
now buddy? We're not, this is our company. This is our labor. We're selling our labor.
Oh, this is the bed.
The business number.
676
6966767.
Right in the read.
Uh, that's right here.
Both both owners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love I love pretty much.
How much is it going to cost you?
Your deposit is going to be 125.
How much is damage protection for both it'll be
14 dollars and 40 cents. Oh hell yeah
That's if it like if it breaks I think it's damage you'll be covered. Oh fully covered. Yeah, if it comes back
So lawnmower blows up we're covered for 14 bucks. Yeah, I mean
And we get the deposit back and I get it back so your total is gonna be $119 so you're gonna get back to difference
Wait, what's the weight capacity on the lawnmower very nice sounds like a challenge to me
Doesn't even sound like damage. That's not like a challenge
Very light
That's it, not coming back.
Also another question, what happens if someone ran up on us and stole the lawnmower?
That's how you guys see it.
Yeah.
Okay, so we gotta protect it.
As long as it comes back, right?
What if the engine wasn't inside?
Whatever.
What if the engine wasn't inside?
What if what?
No, I said what if the leaf blower died?
Did it defon or accept it?
It did, okay.
Thank you, we're gonna go buy a leaf blower real quick,
don't be bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, at least part of the, up front?
Thank you, all right, and then we just come back here
and we grab it.
Here you go.
Oh, thank you so much.
So you're telling me if we bring the lawnmower back in pieces, we don't have to pay anything
The worst business model I've ever seen in my life
But we can bring the lawnmower back in pieces
This is an easy lick. I'm telling you and in the leaf lower we can return it we could turn after but we're gonna spend zero dollars on this
Come back bricks. We could sell the lawnmower to a homeless guy and then come up
Ten days he said if it's stolen it doesn't count
What if we what if we go to a junkyard get another one that's broken?
It doesn't work bring it back return it get 120 back and have a say in effect your credit though wait for real
Wait, so you give me know my credit score. You give a credit card
Yeah, it affects your credit there's no in your ID. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so wait. This is my ID, right?
Wait on my ID. Yeah, we actually might be good
You have to pay for the lawnmower this broken
What do you think the lawn mower, the blower would be at?
I see the lawn mower.
The blow dryer's on?
The blow dryer's?
For the grass?
No, for blowers, like to blow leaves.
In pollen.
Oh, the leaf blowers.
Yes.
Thank you.
2 and 3, thank you.
Bro, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I fucking hate that shit.
What's happening? How you doing?
I thought these were hot dogs.
He's high, he's that guy is zootie.
Oh the worker?
Yeah, the same as zootie.
He has to sell a fence or something.
Hola, cómo and los?
Eh, trabajo mucho dinero.
I mean, un poquito dinero, trabajo mucho dinero.
morning wood you show them will blow it
mañana mañana wood see at work
you dream you dream
yeah yeah she here uh poquito uh uh
dinero uno pito de dinero uh dos de
arrow no see
adios gracias but we're actually racking
of customers yeah except for trying to
call the numbers fake number it's fake the number six seven six seven mud how
the fuck are you any customers I don't know oh wait what game you just put a
fake number on the ship yeah he was definitely high this dude doesn't know
his own store
We're going to lock up 300 beams.
Wait, 300 hours for a blower?
Wait, we should have got this chargis one.
It comes at 2 in 1.
110 ounces.
We could have done this.
Wait, but these are $400?
Wait, why is the leak blower so much?
Do we even need to blow leaves?
We could get a broom.
This one's cheaper.
These are trimmers though.
Dude, wanna just get a broom?
$120, wait a minute.
Oh, I don't even think this is a blower though.
Do they have gas?
I bet if you don't, they will forget one.
I have gas in my hands right now.
We have gas, yeah, this is gas.
We got gas in there all the time.
Mother, stop telling me.
Ah, wait, we see a blower. We already have a weed trimmer.
Wait a minute.
Oh, that's a saw.
Oh, we could get a reek.
Rake is better than a blower.
Rake is better than a blower.
How's it going boss?
I hope your movement journey is good.
I'm just gonna rake.
What did he say?
You're right into the help desk please.
That ass?
We, we're getting kicked out?
He called you to the help desk.
Oh it's for the rental.
Oh my god bro, that bro is stream sniping me already.
I always get that everyday.
They always stream sniping me.
I'm poking at people.
Wait but why are we going to the help desk?
Um, probably just to, they're gonna help load us up onto the,
We got to get a rage first yeah
It's getting late. Yeah by the time we find our first house gonna be fucking dark out
The thing is though if this dark out is harder for them
It's how if we did a good job or not so those to just give us the money for that labor, okay?
That's actually good
And I'll feel bad too. They'll be like yeah, excuse me, sir
Are you sure you sure I don't work here?
like why are the workers acting like they don't work here are you sure he said no
it doesn't work we really are you sure oh that's definitely fucking work here
is he saying Braden again
I'll be right back.
He has a smoker here.
Excuse me.
No, I'm getting no jobs, by the way.
Excuse me. Where are the rakes at?
Rakes is going to be outside.
They're going to go outside.
Wait, wait, ladies, do you fuck with rakes or no?
Uh, yeah.
Why, would you throw up?
Throw up the rakes?
Wait, you throw up the rakes?
Wait, wait, wait, where's the rakes?
What did you say?
the garden. What do you mean? How would I throw up the race? Huh? You guys think I'm
eating the race? No, no, yeah, yeah, no. Like, like, do you throw up the race? You just
said you do. Raiden to Reynolds. Did he just say it again? You're calling for you. Come
on. We gotta get a race first. On God, you're OV. Wait, what does that mean? And you said
Can you say Kensington might be good or Kensington is a fucking bear
To the right great
Yo, should we get a cactus and install it in someone's lawn? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll go
Fucking default pickaxe
Oh my gosh, my body's in shit.
Do the axe glitch.
Yo, do you have some of these dirt on your shirt to make it look like we already have a job today?
Rub it on mine, rub it on mine.
Hard workers.
the pickaxe probably would do good though where's a rake
oh my god why did every tool that we don't freaking need
who even uses fucking it
oh it's right here
oh it's a pitchfork
do you know what the rake is for?
yeah
that wasn't the best right here you like
sounds like shit in here
Oh, here.
It actually does cost a lot of shit.
Wait, where's the spiky parts?
They're still in the grow.
Oh, they're growing to get bigger probably.
Oh, that's a ho!
Yeah, that's a work.
You know anyone who uses their lawn done?
They use lawn done?
You use yours done?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can do that.
We'll just go inside your apartment and fucking tidy it up for you.
up for you. Yeah? I've seen you the day you got robbed at the gym. You got robbed? You got robbed? He
had 24 hours. He hit a lick on you. Wait, that was you? You hit the gym and then I got, I see
them on TikTok and you got robbed. I was like, damn. Yeah, bro, that was a tragic day. I did get
robbed at the gym. Are you fine right now? What? Are you fine? No. Stop. Nice, hell. You want to hit me?
No, I'm not right now. No, bro, you're not even on duty or on lunch break, bro. You kid. I'm off the
No, no, no, we'll just turn the camera and say I got it right here
They're not they're not no one's looking no one's watching boxes right there. Oh, your boss
To we asked him
That's not even a rate crazy it is it's a it's a tiny bone ring
Do you even work here?
Okay, why does it do it doesn't work here no more stuff than the workers that do that the fucking front? Oh, we gotta go get the rental
All right, so here's where here
Give me this you go get the right stuff. I'm gonna check out. Oh wait. We need to catch this too, huh?
What if what if we what if we tell them to quit their job and we'll hire them to work for us?
And then we just hop off the car while they work for us
How much can we get out of it?
Like 750, that's how much they make here.
750 is minimum wage or are you sure?
And then we run it up and we split the profit on top.
750, it'll probably take five hours for them to do a yard, right?
We pay them 35 bucks and we charge 150, we pocket 100, what's that, pocketing 120?
And we could Dennis just fucking...
Not even do anything.
Sit in the truck, watch YouTube, fucking eat food.
I'm going to check out how much it's in this crate.
Oh, you didn't keep me in?
They don't like this cactus?
I hope.
Imagine you come up on a free cactus in your yard?
What's that?
Number three.
Number three, that's it.
Damn.
The dirt actually looks nasty.
For real, that actually works.
Okay, and then the rig.
Recording in progress, I'm stealing.
Hey, we're actually gonna get locked up for Samur.
Number of bags, zero.
The cactus was 80 on the hoe and the gas.
that's a gravel rake yeah I know you guys actually we don't know what we're
doing we own a whole landscaping company don't ever don't ever fucking judge a
man's tools
on this receipt they gotta tell them how we bought this yeah I had their seat
in case excuse me sir can I interest you in having your yard redone
Ah, nah, I'm alright, bro.
We'll see you later.
Is the grass like long?
Huh?
We're gonna install a cactus, though.
Oh, I don't even live here.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, where do you live?
South of the lake.
All back.
I feel like you can slide me.
What's your name?
I feel like...
Bro has a fat ass mansion or something.
Yeah.
And just doesn't want us to touch as long.
Someone's gotta let us.
No, we're gonna.
We're gonna.
We're gonna.
100%.
It's all about the approach, though.
Sales.
It's a sales technique.
We walk up with the camera. I think Drew steaks out from the back and then I think I think we walked up with Mike's knock on the door
We ask 100% with it
Here we go
We do cactus
When they get when they grow up they do pretty sure wait, what do we have to do?
I does a snowblower
Oh that's him right there.
What do you feel in the other one?
Oh he did, thank you so much.
Wait, can you help us bring it to the truck to load it?
I can pull it up if you want.
Yeah pull it up better.
Pull it up, you can pull it up right here.
We bought all this stuff, yeah we're going to pull it up right now.
Damn bro.
It's been a fucking long day of work already.
Excuse me, ma'am. Would you like your yard done?
Oranges?
Ten de fina.
What would?
Ten dollars.
Ten dollars for an orange?
Ten dollars and oranges.
For one orange? Ten bucks?
Yeah.
Wait. We didn't even make no bread yet.
Eat.
You have a side.
My hand's hurt though.
Your hand.
Two tomatoes.
Get a bite, get a bite, get a bite.
That's good, for real.
It's real good.
Get a little bite.
Get a bite.
This is how the eats right here.
So you grew up in your backyard.
Oh, very good.
Oh, very good.
How much?
You said $10 in orange?
$10.
You said ten dollars in orange ten dollar for one orange one back own pack. Oh wait ten dollars for the whole bag
Wait, what about one orange one orange?
Ten dollar how can I play?
But five dollar
See
You told me to take cash
Want these oranges, I think it is mad good. You suck that shit clean
Wait, what last time we had a lazy
Watermelon last night. Oh for real?
Why don't look you overrated though, so um you don't take zeal?
See tell oh
Zeal will get the peanuts who how much is a bag of peanuts?
And and
How does he give her five, everyone just give her ten, we'll get both.
What else do you have for sale?
What about how I can do a hundred?
One say hundred.
Wait, yeah?
One million.
One million?
No, no, no, not one million.
No, no, no, no, no.
Millions a hundred in Spanish
One million, one million for one orange
One million for one orange?
Mucho dinero, mucho dinero, un milionaire
One million, see, for one orange
He's going to pay for one orange, a million
Wait, no no no, not one million, not one million
No no no no, no one million
Uno dinero
One dollar?
One hundred dollars
Un cuantos dineros million, un million, milliones.
¿Cuantos millones?
100.
100.
Oh, it's a thousand, baby.
Cash?
How do you?
Oh, let's go, bro.
They're going.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, I...
Wait.
Hold on, Lacey, how you doing?
You just got done dirty, bro.
What what the fuck is on my hand while you're walking it on me his baby oil on his hands
Where he walks him and tries to get me with baby oil all the time
And for my look it
Disgusting right oh
Castro oh
My god, yeah, wait, it's baby. Yeah, he has baby oil on his hands. It might be
Oh, I don't know his hands are always wet when he touches when he tries to talk to me
Oh
One orange, thank you
No, no just an orange
Oh, that's good. It's good. CCC. Gracias.
Wait a minute. I want orange from him.
Yeah.
Here's your tip.
Un-fact orange.
Un-orange?
Un-orange?
Uno-orange, you sell the rest.
Well, you're rich as fuck, bro.
You're rich as fuck?
No.
King, we're working. We're about to work at nine to five.
Hey, we just spent all this money on the equipment.
We used to pay $100 for one fucking orange.
She's out here in the sun working, too.
Why are we doing this for a job?
We're just going to be baiting her some shit.
She's out here in the summer working too.
Thank you. Gracias.
Gracias. Gracias.
Thank you for the orange.
The sun is beating right now.
We need one of these!
Look, I have rid of this orange.
You want it?
You're not going to eat it bro?
You're going to dish your speck out?
My hands are full.
Bro.
Just an old grandma trying to make her living and you're fucking in a door orange.
Oh fuck your orange.
You're an asshole.
You're an asshole dropshipping bro. It's a fucking hustle
Not a lot of your shame on you. Yes
Hard day of work
Okay, you got it, you got it.
What are you playing?
Hey, hey, fall down.
Fall down.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Right past the grandma?
She was laughing right in the house.
You bite the orange like this or you peel it?
Peel.
You bite it from the outside?
Stop.
To get it started.
Oh you just go like this, hello Tom.
You don't know where that's at.
It's like a little bad taste to get it started but then you got the whole orange that makes
up for it you know.
You're putting it in your lunch bag?
Oh, there's the gas for the food.
Oh!
Wait, he filled it up for us?
Yeah, because this is mixed.
Wait, what is the gas that we just bought?
I don't know for that.
What if it runs out in the other one?
Huh?
What if the other one runs out?
Yeah, we have a lot.
So when the lawnmower dies, we just fill it up with the stuff we bought?
Thank you, Nick.
Mucho gracias, Nick.
You want me to load it up?
Uh-huh.
Excuse me, sir.
All right.
We're going to lift this up.
I
Fucked the one she gave us was like kind of cookie. It was a little like mad red juicy as fucking like good like
Even open it's a problem. I'm having right now. I don't say we like halfway. I don't know how to open orange
What do you even need to fucking move it?
That kid's fucking tan.
You just said you're tasting the baby oils?
We are, man.
Oh, shit!
Yo, you're fucking lazy!
Stop it, how you doing, man?
Question, y'all living your vibe?
Uh, no, I mean, yeah, we did live your vibe, no.
We like do y'all dance with her keep it up. No, I don't
But we're here working all the time. We're here working to and we need your fucking help
We need this is our company. It's called morning wood. Okay. Just start on it. You saw it. Yeah, we blow it company
So yeah, are you working at the house right now?
How's the grass look the man's capers. We're skippers. This is a commercial building. Oh
We're gonna we're starting our own business right now
Oh, yeah, thanks so much. Yeah, man. My boy got the jeep faces on the fresh cook whites. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
I don't you guys need workers. No, we need we need work like would you I that is want to work for us?
Well, I got my own company, but but like what you got like people who need work. Yeah, we know people like 750 an hour
$750 an hour. Yeah, like $750 an hour. No
It's a good pay when you consider under the table no taxes cash
I mean definitely I mean yeah I mean we're thinking about just smoking and
they just having them work for us and then we'll just give all the profit.
Recharge a buck fifty yards, a hundred fifty yard, have them work for seven fifty an hour.
It'll probably come out to like fifty bucks we pocket the other hundred we get to
smoke and I and truck so let us know if you got anybody that would as well do that.
Preferably like preferably people who don't even really know like I said yeah
actually starting a business though like actually fucking joke.
I just gave you a business card brother.
This is the jib, bro. I know warning wood
Blow it oh shoot
No, yeah, definitely. Oh, uh, you saw it right now. We'll get us blow it
So if I get you guys a yard to cut right now, you got so it right now
We're gonna blow it you get us a yard to cut right now. We'll give you 10% commission. Oh
Yes, all right. What if I get you guys like a whole property? Oh
Oh, like a commercial property to go in there and last game clean everything. Yes. Yes. We'll toss you 100 beans
How much we're gonna make it the fucking 100 being a property charge 250 maybe
About at all
We don't even know lacing up, huh?
We need it we need to get money today, we're in debt right now
We're dancing that we just rented all this equipment all this gas everything
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
It's not funny.
Trust me, bro.
You call him the boss, man?
Hey, send me a K-1 number.
Oh my God.
You see those jeans?
Those are acne studios, right?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Those are acne studio jeans, chat.
They're tough.
So you have a company here and you have some stuff?
Oh, she's the...
Want another name?
Yes.
Want another name?
Morningwood.
Morningwood.
Morningwood, let's use...
Look at the guy.
Morningwood.
No one sees it.
Hold on.
Give me K-O's number.
All right.
Well, your nails are super dirty, bro.
Yeah, I was working.
Holy fuck.
Hey, should we get more dirt?
Lacey?
I'm actually gonna try to get this...
Wait, should we get more dirt?
You don't look dirty
Hey, yo, you got to get the you got to get the wait on there. Yes
So you look like you're really working. Yeah, okay
Get all that
Try to get you guys like something really actually we're actually trying to research what is the dirt still there?
You gonna spin a beer bowl?
Nah, nah, nah, we're Las Capers, what?
No, Brandon, let's show them we're Las Capers.
Listen to the slob mower. Come on, let's do the slob mower, come on.
I got this side, you got that side, come on.
Show them we're really made of it.
Good luck lifting that up truck, huh?
He doesn't know about our strength.
Ready, Brandon? One, two, three, lift.
Fucking easy.
No!
You're fucking cool!
Wait, wasn't that a rock?
No.
Oh.
Come on there, bro.
See, we broke our door.
Wait, is that thing just gonna roll around while you drive?
Hmm?
The lawnmower.
What do you mean?
Is that gonna roll around?
What do you mean it's gonna roll around?
It's on fucking wheels.
Yeah?
That breaks.
Alright, ready?
Oh wait, this is our can.
Yeah.
Thank you, Camel.
Okay, my turn.
The truck, burnout.
Burnout? No, no, no, we can't. It's a reddit truck right now.
Hey, Camel, this is, uh, Larry.
Oh, uh, El Bacura.
Oh, right there. Hey, lady one of the three. Thank you guys.
Oh, just wondering.
That was him. He's the mayor.
Bro, I think we're fucking good.
You might be getting us the order now.
Bro, this is actually easier than I thought, bro.
Like, gang.
Yeah, landscaping's easy.
This might be the easiest work we've ever fucking done.
Bro, like, I'm not gonna lie, we could just ask home people who want us to do their, like, edges on the cement sheet.
Wait, should we just start cleaning here and then charge them after?
Like, you know, like, you know where-
There's a lot more we're gonna fall out.
Yeah.
Like we can do that.
We can just mow someone's lawn and then when they catch us, we can charge them.
Okay, we gotta flip this, they say.
How do we flip it?
Sideways?
Lay it on the side.
Wait, is the gas gonna fall out?
Yeah, isn't the gas gonna fall out?
Yeah, it's gonna fall out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, is the gas gonna fall out?
Yeah, isn't the gas gonna fall out?
I need to fuck this smoke break, bro.
I think you can just leave it, man.
It's gonna be fine.
Yeah, it's fine.
Wait, is this my paperwork?
Put my name on it and my insurance?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, no, it won't be good.
Yeah, thanks for the sub, bro.
Yeah, so we leave it in the back?
No, but girls, we gotta go start knocking on doors here.
Go.
Yeah, so we leave it in the back before the light, before the light outside goes out.
Yeah, I'll see it. Lights gotta go down. We gotta head out here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes, if you work.
I don't know if there's any yard you need cut or any property you need cleaned or anything
of that sort.
Anything to do with landscaping?
Morning, morning, morning.
They know about it.
They know it.
It's hard to believe.
He shows it.
No, he's got nothing.
Nothing?
It's all good, man.
Not a?
No, he's got nothing.
Nothing?
It's all good, man.
Not at all?
I tried doing it for the cause, man.
Thank you, bro.
All good.
Do you need any landscaping work done?
Is there a car?
Huh?
What?
No, this is liquid nails, bro.
Oh, I'm bugging out of those.
Any roofing?
Innovative roofing services.
Thank you, guys.
We might need that in the future.
So, where do we go?
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
Freedom, where do we go to Moldgrass?
A field?
Hence, keep a field wait, so we get practice on a field
Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, but show your dirt on your chest. Oh, yeah. I need more now
Wait, you look you absorb me here. I took it off. You want to put more on it? Let's get a flick. Let's get a flick
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Wait, I don't think he's supposed to meet that new one.
Put the phone up.
Wait, Lacey's hit broken.
What?
Ah, there it is.
I had to pull the trigger.
Swesha, Lacey's third engine.
Shut up and turn this off.
Place it on.
Bro, we gotta find a neighborhood nearby.
What are you doing?
Wait, what if I just open the back and hold it?
Turn the Wi-Fi off.
It's the Wi-Fi zone.
No, turn it off.
Turn it on.
Oh, okay.
Wait, shouldn't the Vanscape make me see this house?
I'm down.
Appreciate it.
He's not home right now, but we can out-face him in Hosello's.
so I face him in right now how far is his house oh it's up in we drove Matt
south right I don't know I'm a face on the back pack still on now
I was on D&D's on D&D's.
You never discounted it.
I did, I turned it off for you back home, like you said.
No, I said just turn it off and do it.
Right here, put it like that.
That's a little Mickey, like it's cheap, but you still don't know.
Hey, Nick, real quick real quick!
Hey, Nick!
Hey, Nick!
Basically, I'm gonna be honest, we've been locked in all day and we've been mowing Mad Bonds,
and we're just wondering if you needed any of that yardwork done for the landscaping today.
Oh, yeah, do you mind coming over? I have I have a clean there's a lot of sashes in there a little nicotine pouches
Also, there's a lot of prime cans
Is your money they get fucking cut fucking maids dude
And and we haven't taken the trash out in two weeks. Can you guys come and take that out for me too?
I just asked for it. Tell me I just send me zozo talking my laundry done
I need my laundry done.
Zell me real quick. Zell me and we'll pull up.
Okay, I'm gonna Zell you.
How you doing, sir? Can I shake your hand, sir?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
My name is Lacey, I'm here with...
My name is Lacey, I'm here with...
Oh, my name is Alex.
Alex Alejandro, nice to meet you.
We are here with Morningwood Landscaping.
Any chance your yard needs done?
You saw it, we'll blow it. You name the price.
Alright, he's talking to you. Are you calling?
You're gonna call?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, thank you. No, we're gonna cut your grass right now. No, we're gonna cut it right now
We're gonna go cut it. All right, just send me address. Okay. All right. Good
Not that hard
How you doing
By more oranges for all she wants a business card. Yeah
Grass do you have grass, ma'am? Yeah, you want us to mow the yard
How far do you live from here?
Oh, no, we need a translation, okay, hold on, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got
this.
Wait, wait, wait, just tell her it's a hundred dollars and she has to give us the bread back.
How far do you live from here?
Want us to cut your grass now?
Do you have grass?
¿A qué distancia vives de aquí quieres que te cortemos el césped ahorra?
North Hollywood.
North Hollywood?
North Hollywood?
North Hollywood?
Okay.
Do you want us to cut your grass right now?
¿Quieres que te cortemos el césped ahorra mismo?
Oh, vivo en departamento.
No tengo césped.
No tengo?
No grass?
It's departament.
OK.
Oh, OK.
Gracias.
Tu niños el gras?
The kids have grass at their house.
That's why he's asking.
Bye.
Adios.
I don't hear you guys.
I'm turning this off.
Switch to that.
Brayden, we need, what's Nick's address?
All right.
I have it.
I'll just have the whole chat in one second.
Connected to the TV.
Is it connected yet? Oh, the phone's about to die.
I think it'll be fine. It's at 17.
All right, she wants to watch your twitch. Oh
Oh, well, also with the watch it. I think she wanted to watch the stream. Oh, so give her my number. I know
She's the god now
All right, all right, I don't know where we're going
We want to go to nix when we go next
How far is it? See how far it is. Wait, what was the um, what was the uh, the uh,
Neighborhood that you showed me you showed me a random house. Yeah, it's like 25 minutes. Oh it is. Yeah, okay. All right
We're going to next crib
Oh, it's like, uh
Wait, Lopey knows where it is.
See how far it is? How far?
Oh God, 40 minutes!
Alright, let's just go to a random house.
Okay, what's the nearest neighborhood?
Right here.
Where?
So should we just go docking on houses and doorways?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have to drive until we see someone that has grass on their lawn.
Okay.
Alright, could you just follow me to my car then and then...
Yeah.
Yeah, Judy's escort to his car.
I don't know what we're going through.
We're going to a random house.
Wait until I get to my car.
I don't know. I don't know how to be cooked.
Wait, the gas tank's in the back and it's located jiggling.
Yeah, drop them off from the back.
I think you guys are that way. You guys are down that way, no?
Who doesn't know where this fucking door is?
Where is that car?
Do Marlin's house?
Is this grass long?
Are they both on the back?
Yeah
Yeah!
Open up for me!
Good, good, good!
More or less!
Yes
Good bye!
There's a person on the back of our truck
Algringo
where do we go no clue what he's saying now we know what he's saying we know exactly what he's saying
all right well yeah drop him off drop him off at this car oh my god
wait the lawnmower just almost fell on the back oh my god oh my god wait is the lawnmower gonna fall
at the back if we go on the road wait let's put the lawnmower inside here should we get strings
How do we make sure as I fall out turn it sideways I got it. I got it, but then the gas is gonna leak out
Okay
Look at his dumbass back here. He's so fucking stupid
Oh, that's actually good, Brayden! That's actually really good shit! That's really good shit,
Brayden!
That's actually really good shit you just did.
Okay.
Oh, we're good.
I like how you turned it.
Oh!
All right, we're good.
I like how you turned it.
Oh!
Oh, um, tu grasa el grande.
Is your grass big or no?
Your grass.
Grass cut? You need grass cut?
Landscapers.
We'll cut your grass.
Oh my god, look at all the plants.
Oh wait, oh, they need work!
They're gonna work for us!
You're gonna work for us. Oh
Huh
No, that's me. Oh, no, we're looking for work looking for work, too
Okay, they're looking for work. Oh, that's actually true
Oh, thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks, bro. They're not nice. They're not nice. Why are they mad?
They're mad because they thought we were gonna hire them for work.
No, we'd rather be have a lawnmower and a truck if we...
What the fuck?
If anything, we're the ones who need to ask them to work.
Okay, should we do a left or a right, what do you think?
Uhhh...
Alright, alright, alright. Left, left, left, left.
Is Drew behind us?
I think so.
Lawnmowers nice and sturdy back there.
Okay, Lawnmowers sideways, we're good.
Okay, now we just gotta find a neighborhood.
We gotta just fucking start getting work, dude.
Who's doing it?
They think that y'all are being racist.
They were literally asking us for work.
Like they literally said, how much are we going to pay them to work?
They came to us.
Call Marlin
Doesn't Marlin have turf though?
Hold on, reach the airport.
This trip might just be as far, no?
I don't know.
I think Marlin's at that chute, Chad.
Fuck, they're suns- I don't like the sun, dude.
I look on the maps
We're not knowing Jeff Bezos long
Jeff Bezos, yeah
For real, you get it?
Yeah, I've been to his house for a year already
Like, when do you want it?
Uh, yeah, I like running the game
I was like, yo, this is Lacey
And he's like, oh, Lacey, a big fan of your streams, dude
dude. Wait for real? And then you go inside and then I go like, I haven't got any sort
of? Yeah.
Where'd you go? Like a mukbang? Uh, not exactly.
Oh. The OSCS house, okay.
K-Song's house? K-Song lives in an apartment.
Oh. Oh, we know we got a new crib, actually. Wait.
Yeah, but it still doesn't have a yard check.
Is there a black truck next to me?
Or that one? Yeah.
We're good, we're good.
I'll search some neighbor around Google Maps. There's one that's like, coming out.
Yeah, I'm not leaking, I'll just...
...shake.
If we keep going straight, take a left.
Take a left? Yeah, get in the left lane.
What's that?
at the road like with his house and stuff okay oh no wait wait is this is
supposed to be coming out the juice wait what's coming out the juice inside
the lawnmower wait the oil's coming out of the lawnmower
I think we're good we have more we brought more anyway yeah we did get extra so
It doesn't matter if it doesn't matter.
These are all of the four things still left.
Okay, this left, this right.
Oh my god, this place is perfect.
This neighborhood is god's here.
Yeah, and this right here, a bunch of grass it says.
There's gonna be fine grass, that's all it is.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
They're saying the thing's gonna blow up.
There's no chance.
Ah, I should get some tunes back on.
How are we gonna be a president?
Put that country shut up.
All right, man.
Damn, El San was a looky-wee thought of that.
Okay, sure behind you sir, nice two-tone BMW behind me.
Straight or left?
Straight, oh, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
Okay.
Are you sure we gotta get on the highway, I think?
Yeah, straight, straight, straight.
What's the next left?
Yeah, this is definitely the highway.
We're definitely going on the highway.
It's flooding?
Go to UCLA.
How do you find UCLA?
Yeah, but how are we gonna follow a school bus?
We go to the site, oh my god.
What place are we going to cut at UCLA?
40 minutes.
Everything's so far because of traffic, Chad.
Chad, we have to stay in this area.
We have to.
We really have to.
We're going to get a deal.
We're someone's going to fucking work with us.
Someone's got to give us a deal, bro.
At this point, I'll cut it for any amount, not even kidding.
Like how much?
Any amount I'm cutting, guys, honestly.
Because at this point, we've got to just get work.
We've got to go straight.
Straight?
Yeah.
We said left.
Cut out.
We said left.
Cut out.
Cut off, we gotta go straight.
Bro, it's a red light!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, they see me.
This left, this left.
Look it, that's the blue if you cut.
You know what's wrong with the wagon rail?
That's a new one.
Yes!
And I'll snap to the land of the pie
I'm from my way of the North Carolina
Spiritless life, this life
I'm pretty good at RC head nights
Ah, yeah, yeah
I made it down to coasts
It's been a mean night
Making me a blue-capped old woodfly
I was never even around
And I can see my baby in the night
I'm a baby
Right in there's no grass here.
Right in there's no grass here.
Right in there's no grass here.
There's fucking grass right there.
Oh my god, this is not been cut.
Oh my god, look at it.
Fuck it off, fuck it off, fuck it off.
Oh my god.
Look at this! A band-aid!
That's true.
There's so much grass there.
It looks like a forest.
That's not even grass.
I think the lawnmower can go that high.
lift that ship and drop it every foot wait is this a crack house wait let's
talk in the door you go first and I just want to do it you should not get on
a fucking porter body in the front yard problem tell me bro they just didn't
need the grass cut ready they're talking about these are nicer these are
nicer here's a USA flag in the front yard too can't be bad right
Oh, his grass is mowed.
What's up, this guy?
Wait, why does everyone have turds?
Excuse me, sir.
Oh, ask him, ask him, ask him, ask him.
I'ma turn the rock.
Excuse me, sir.
We just started up our company today called,
it's called Morning Wood Landscaping.
Is there any chance we could cut your yard?
Okay, thank you.
No house?
Can't be welcome when a kid in the dog in the house.
Did that make sense?
I'm gonna wear a Gucci shirt on
Tell him he's got no house literally had a big-ass Gucci
Loan and a nice-ass cut to a legit nice-ass cut Valenci
G's doesn't have a house.
Oh my god, right here.
All right, yeah.
All right, shall I hop out?
Wait, guns are illegal in California, right?
Yes.
Oh, we're good then.
This is a pretty solid neighborhood.
Florida, bro, like when I used to be in Florida, bro,
like it's free carry.
Like you can just have a gun on just fucking.
Oh, I know.
Oh, handicapped, perfect.
Fine.
Ready?
Why are you all saying no?
What do you mean?
Drew said be there in ten minutes.
What happened?
We didn't even drive for longer than two.
What are you gonna... what happened?
Ten minutes? Wait, did he get an altercation?
The lawnmower's GG?
Oh my God, the cactus!
What does he mean, be there in 10 minutes?
Drew said I had to get on the highway because you went straight when we were in the turn lane.
Oh, how far now?
He's getting food?
Five minutes. Check Ron's story.
So let me get this straight. Ron said he's filming a car video and he's with a Lamborghini Urus right now and y'all think Ron bought a Urus.
Uh, uh, uh, my man, the Twitch chat.
What? Ron got a Urus?
No, he did not get a Urus.
That's what he told me.
Unless he did.
He said he got a new Urus or some shit.
Excuse me, um, hi, we are, we're with a landscape company called Morning Wood Landscaping.
We're looking to, we just started the company today.
Is there any way we can mow your grass?
No, sorry?
Okay.
Hey, Chief.
Hi, Dollars.
Hi, Dollars.
What?
We just got like 200.
Hey, why are things going way easier?
We just got like 200.
Why are things going way easier?
Wait, bring your limits down with that mower.
We need to turn this sideways, don't tip it.
Is that not valid?
Let's see if we did something wrong.
Wait, let's just start it up.
Can't tell if the truck's off or not.
Wait, Chad, did we do something wrong with the lawn mower?
What do we do wrong?
What do we do wrong?
It looks fine.
Is that through the back?
Yeah, through the back over?
Nice. Oh the bag's probably, oh shit I think you broke it right in.
Nah nah nah, it's supposed to be like this.
Nice, put it back in.
You lift it like this?
Yep.
Sometimes it's just like...
Yeah I can do that here.
It's hard to clip but it clicks.
I can do it here on the bar.
Yeah I can do it.
I gotcha, I gotcha.
Trust me I used to do this shit all the time.
Yeah, I think it, yeah, no, it's the other way, it's the other way, it's the other way.
Like flip it.
Yeah.
Yeah, so the Honda, so the Honda aligns with the tractor.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, we probably just need to weed back here.
Alright.
There's probably like 50 bucks.
What the fuck are these?
Clearly the bag's fucking broken, bro.
Clearly the bag's fucking broken.
Smoke?
Oh, everyone in a trash-spanning smoke break.
Oh.
Everyone in a trash-spanning smoke break.
Everyone in a trash-spanning smoke break.
I haven't even started working yet.
Bro, why is everyone in a trash-spanning smoke break and eat lunch already?
We haven't even started working yet, you know?
Should we just not go to work?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bet.
I'm gonna act like I'm just going on TikTok
so they don't think I'm gonna go for it.
All right.
Oh my gosh.
Excuse me, sir.
All right, where you at?
Where was a brand new land-staping company
just started today?
Can we interest you in one of your graphs?
Wait, can you tell us who lived there?
Oh.
Got it.
Wait, bro, this is turf, Lacey.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the house?
No, this one, if anything.
This house, if anything.
Yo, yo, yo, y'all are making a spot hot with gimbals.
Just sit here, Paris.
You need to buy something.
Yeah, they hot boys or something.
Oh, this is beautiful.
The hell, guys.
We've got to get our first deal, so we say 20 bucks.
No, no, no.
So we'll act like it's like we're
provisionally like locked in, and then we'll keep lowering it
and lowering it.
Yeah, so it feels like if you say Tony Alfred is we're gonna look pussy
I'm actually I'm doing scrolling
I like
Flash
I think they just broke something in their house.
Hi, how you doing?
Hi.
Hi.
We were wondering if we could mow your grass.
You know, we're a landscape company, professionals, highly trained, and we were wondering if we
could mow your grass.
You know, very cheap, whatever price you want.
We'll get it done.
We actually have a new house for them.
We have some wood for them to prepare for the grass.
Yeah.
I feel like they haven't done a really good job, to be honest, in the past.
So we were just like, we're going to cut you a good deal and like clean it up today
for you on Monday yeah but he I feel like he left like some patches and holes
that like we could oh you're trying to draw back yeah okay thank you so much
Thank you so much for considering
That ass
Walkable or run like I
Think this phone's about a dollar
You're a charger to this
I feel like I feel like that was a good sales pitch though too, like she was
locally getting dated and so you're doing it.
How can we not get a single push? This is sad.
and Marlin's fucking tweeting instead of answering a phone bro oh yes turf yes
turf though? Damn bro, Ted is spamming smoke in lunch break though, hello bro. I'm down
to take a lunch break soon, dude. Yeah, like one more yard to take a lunch break? Yeah,
right, yeah. Once we do. I'm not gonna lie. Wait, Drew! I don't see what they call it.
What is he Jeff how far is your house how far is your house
No way morning wood goes over time bro I feel like if we were to compare our our
6pm we have an hour of daylight that's a lot of kidding
if we were to compare like our company it's like a NBA player we're like
they're on a biotype performance like we're like those dog-toothed fatties
no it's good it's good
you drive really fast and it'll see it stuck to the back
no no no so you drive really fast it's called some typical force it'll actually
No, it's gonna fucking fall to truck and hit Drew's car and I'm gonna have to pay for a BMW
SMS SMS MSM
Yes, excuse me. Hi. Um, we just started up our first ever business. Oh, it's okay
Okay, sorry, but wait till he's done sharing my dogs
He's staring at us while he should hey play that buddy. Let it out man. I have a dog too in a fucking it doesn't say man
Oh
You won't get you. Yeah, he's good at catching
You guys have any like longs that would like to be like motor anything. We're you guys in the price will cut your lawn anything for anything
Yes
Yes, yes, yes. Morning World Landscaping.
Morning World Landscaping.
Awesome.
How's it going? Thank you so much.
Okay.
Why was she trying to play with all of you?
Play with our business model?
Why was she trying to play with our top like that?
She's going to throw shit at us.
Why does she say, hold up, shit break, wait a second.
It's fine, that's fine.
Should we say he's not a counselor or anything like that?
Oh my gosh, this one is kind of bad.
My god, it's an infant station. Well, is there bees in Cali?
We could look you to drive around your corn and you put a mic on
Holy shit this house needs it. Why is there a test look like shit is back to fucking trap house?
Okay, why would we have likes bro a Tesla in the trenches?
My last fucking where are the bikes where are bikes?
We have a microphone
Yeah, but it's your mic
He said it's in the backpack, I'll see it though. Would you know how bikes work?
Yeah, I don't see them though. I'm not seeing Mike's anywhere. Fuck.
You're deer right now? Yeah. Y'all are not cutting anyone's grass. Oh shit, James is calling me.
Yo, what's good James? No.
Lopping.
Wait, where are you?
We're gonna cut this shit and then we can cut your laughter, but like you're gonna have to pay good
I don't see the bikes in the back in the house. I said they needed cutting
It is
We can easily find a house here, bro.
Alright, this one has a Tesla and a Ring doorbell, but it looks like they're trenches.
I know, but just go knock.
I'm just knocking.
Wait, wait, wait. Put the mic on first. Put the mic on.
Alright.
Then I'm gonna film you.
From here.
Alright, I forgot I don't have any mic, so...
Alright, we're gonna go back in the car.
Alright, back in the car.
How do I put this in? How do I plug this in?
How do I plug this in?
Yeah, stick this out.
Stick this in, stick this in, and then stick it into the bottom.
Stick this in?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna put it on the mic.
Just in case.
Yup.
And then, like, turn it on.
Okay.
Man, should I say DJI?
No, you should unplug it.
Like this?
Okay.
Can you do that?
And you take this mic?
Chad, can y'all hear the mics?
Chad, Chad, Chad, testing.
Can y'all hear the mics or no?
Alright.
Are we good?
I don't know.
Yes, yes, yes, okay.
I think we're good all right I got it go go go go they think that we're the fed
stop no we're at the Fed just go up there nothing it'll be like hey I watch
okay we have all the equipment will cut your grass you name the price come on
come on come on
I stand this side with the camera
I can't beat it
I can't
hold on
oh my god
do you own this property?
Now I'm talking to my chance. Do you guys need any long service done?
We're landscapers. We're landscapers, but we'll do it. We do very very cheap like we're just trying to get back to the community and help out
Yeah
You know, do you know who lives here?
Oh, they read because it's truck. All right, I'm gonna knock on their door and ask
Okay, yeah, can y'all hear
Sorry, I ringed your bell.
Come on, bring it and get it done.
Get it done, bring it.
Oh, society?
Okay.
Such a naked.
Hopefully they don't see me recording, bro.
I'm gonna fuck it like this so they don't think I'm recording.
This looks like the trenches.
Wait, Chet, this looks like the trenches of doom.
I'm excuse me ring doorbell. I'm sorry, but we're trying to cut some grass if
Like we'll do it. Well, I'll pay you to cut it
I'll pay like 20 bucks if I can cut your grass. Oh ring. Wait, it says no soliciting somewhere. Well, what does that mean?
What is soliciting what he said?
It says no soliciting no soliciting. Yeah, what does that mean? Oh, that means don't go on boys come back come back come back
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, should I knock harder?
I'm gonna get slimed out run.
Wait, he said no.
The grass needs it.
It said no soliciting.
Wait, should we just start cutting it?
I think that's illegal.
Bro, that's a low key W man.
Bro, if I woke up one day and someone's cutting my grass,
I'd be hyped as fuck.
Alright, come back, come back, come back.
Wait, do the guy on the bike right here.
Ask him.
Should I ask him?
Yes, I thought I'd die, bro.
Okay.
You can't forget him with this, can you?
You can?
Excuse me, sir.
Sorry.
You want me to hold it?
Give me.
Again, this time.
I'm just gonna hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold on.
This guy's right here.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Damn, I don't think the mic's reached that far.
shit disconnected oh no is my disconnected where'd he go he ran all the way down there
yeah oh are we even gonna get to cut a single grass
we're even gonna get to cut a single grass dude
who do we know who would let us cut their grass no fucking luck
I hear a dog.
Oh my gosh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Fuck.
Are we not a professional?
I don't know.
Do we have the whole outfit on?
No, not really.
You say we're professionals offering free service.
Okay, okay.
That'd be a good play.
That's not a bad play.
All right, I'm gonna drive, ready?
Okay.
I think this person's good too.
What does he get?
The more knocks we get, the more chances we have.
I know.
This is not a bad grass.
This is not a bad grass at all.
Is that even cuttable?
It's like low key low, bro.
I know.
All right, keep going, keep going, keep going.
This out here, are those bushes?
It's bushes, yeah.
It's intentional, right?
bushes around the around the property this one has rocks
say you're cutting for I think we just lost a lawnmower
it's good it's good it's just a bag it's just a bag
How can we not get a fucking grass?
What the fuck a poster falling off with you, bitch, I shouldn't have even...
What the fuck a poster falling off with you, bitch, I shouldn't have even fought with you,
which you toss issues that should make me feel uncomfortable.
I should never have known that I would stop with you.
Okay, go get it up. Just walk in, walk in, walk in.
The truck's moving!
What are they saying?
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting
Hello, we're here with morning wood
Oh, excuse me, um, we are we're landscapers and we were just we just noticed you have some long
We are professionals, but we would like to do it for free today. We're blessing someone if you guys would like
We'll leave kind of all this grass for free
Wait for rental
Also, we could just clean it up regardless and it'll be nice for when the next person that moves in
Nobody can meet me where.
Oh, no, no one needs to meet us.
We're just going to clean up.
We're going to clear up the grass for you guys.
Okay, perfect.
Perfect.
Sounds good to me.
We're going to all up next to you.
We're in business.
We'll fucking, it's going to look great.
We're good.
Thank you so much.
What did you say?
Wait, okay.
Yeah, I see.
Have a good one. Thank you
We're good. No, you're good
What's okay? Nice. Okay. Oh my god. I got good risk here. All right. Let's get to work. Let's get to work
Get the fucking work, baby. Come on
First job of the day
Get the camera ready chat here we go
He did I said yes
Good shit, dude
What
All this
The dirt needs trimming
He said we can film as much as we want
What?
Swagger.
Someone's telling me he did not say that.
Feel a little.
Chet, y'all hurt him on the ground though.
Wait, did he actually say we could cut his grass?
You lying about that too?
He did.
I said we could cut it.
Okay.
Oh, wow, wow.
Chet hurt me.
You up on Braden's issue or his brain is on it or not?
You think we have to defend that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
you
Come on. Get this on there. Get this on there. 3, 2, 1. Come on. 3, 2, 1.
Wait, so we started right here.
Holy bitch, she came with a tripod?
She came with a tripod!
No, I actually know how to install one of these.
Alright, ready?
Alright, make sure it doesn't blow off though when we started because they did say that the oil was going out.
Alright. Nice! Nice!
Let me try it, let me try it, let me try it. Alright, get some rubs.
Wait this one's a lucky odd
It's this
Get this ass out of here!
Yes!
Yes!
Where are these rocks?
Yeah, go back up.
No, look around this now!
Yeah, what did you see?
It stopped!
It stopped!
I'm not doing this.
Wait, wait, it was just working out. What you're looking at path on blue. She's clean
Me
It's start
Which I was wrong. Oh threaded no no no
You lose Jim hold up. No, we're gonna unfit it ready, huh?
I understand no Mike. No, we need to put gas in it. Oh
Yeah, the gas is
No, Mike
In there
Where's the gas?
Inside, inside, inside.
You're sure this is gas?
Oh, that's...
Look at this!
Look at this!
Lawn mower.
Uh, boom box.
That's a cure?
Yeah, fuck you, Andy.
Fuck you, do it, do it, do it.
Oh, it has a safety lock on it.
Oh, fuck.
All right, so let's pull the whole thing, you think?
How's this one work?
Pull it, same thing.
I'm just gonna look at this fucking... you sure?
Is it the right gas?
I'm saying you mix it with gas.
We don't have gas.
Wait.
This goes down the following.
Now we'll be good, we'll be good.
Trust me, I've done it before.
All right.
Put the cat back up and you have to shake it.
You have to shake it, hello.
Shake it?
You ever seen those dudes on the dirt bikes
when they were like at the gas station
and they started shaking it?
No.
You're not from Tilly for real.
You're not from Gendon's in there.
All right.
All right.
All right, now on the count of three, pull it.
Oh, yeah, you pull it, you pull it.
It blows up
We're two people we're two landscapers, okay? Okay, so we got to figure out how to do this one so we can do two things at the same time to job
Oh, we need the green jug you said no, but you filled it up already
Yeah, look it's already filled up see okay, but so how do you start this one? So this one?
grab this? yeah grab it grab it? okay
no harder wait it has to be on maybe? yeah
there's a button here oh my god is that going on? yeah
they're saying GG wow
no you have to pull it
choke on pool choke on it
on it. Put it in full choke. Oh, it did push this. This one, this one, push it five times.
Oh, yeah, five times. One, two, three, four, five. All right, cool it. Is it on choke?
Is it on choke? Yeah, we're good. Are you sure? Go.
Hold this down, hold this down, hold this down and start cutting, go, ready?
It's hot!
It's hot!
Switch!
Switch.
Because this is hot. It's hot. Be careful.
It's hot on this.
Like, to make the wire go longer, you have to smack it.
OK.
I didn't hit it.
No, it's stuck, stuck, stuck.
It's stuck.
Bro, it's working, bro.
You gotta be careful that it shoots rocks.
It shoots rocks.
It shoots rocks.
That's the next shoe rocks?
That should just hit me.
Yo, you're going to break a window.
Oh, me for the ass.
Okay, I made it longer.
Alright, listen, come on, mate.
Look at that fucking landing strip.
We gotta put that shit.
Okay, okay.
Just keep that thing cool in the metal cellar.
All right, I'm out of gas.
Okay, run the tree.
There's a little shadow there if you want.
Oh
The block
Oh wait, should we plant the cactus here you think or?
Yeah.
Lost.
There you go.
It's not your gloves or nothing.
Oh yeah, I got them in the truck.
I got them in the truck.
Got to clean.
Yo, bring your air cleaner all this up on the side here.
I'm gonna hit it.
I'm gonna hit it.
I'm gonna hit it.
I'm gonna hit it.
I'm gonna hit it and you grab it as I go, okay?
All right, so, hold on a second, put it in choke.
All right, follow me behind me.
That actually looks good.
I think we did good on this trip now, bro. I think it's up to the next curve
This wasn't very quick one. I mean I just finished up around
To be honest he just won't tap of it don't
Yeah, when I was talking to him he's like yo since you guys aren't since you guys doing for free
I don't want you to force it already, too. He's held me. Oh bad. Oh
Here you pay me I have to do the whole thing
Because he was watching, because the camera, the camera only...
Oh my God, it's the water!
Let's go!
Keep ready!
Oh, it's...
All right, yeah.
I want it as day at work, bro.
This ain't fucking...
Fucking sucks, bro.
Wait this much?
No, I can't wait until you get back.
I
Get the angles right though
I burned my arm
My skin started coming off and shit. Oh my god
Yeah, we could hit another one
I'm gonna just clean this little dust up here on the dirt
I don't think I can take any more edging or no.
How does edging the whole lawn?
It's good.
That's good.
He's also said we can use this for debris.
I think we're good.
Let's get two blowners there.
We'll toss it back on the trailer and next lawn.
One at a tent, make two lawns.
What's that for?
It's actually not wood.
Look at the cut. It's actually wood.
Morning wood.
Hey, shut out morning wood landscaping.
Let us know if you need your lawns cut.
Morning wood landscaping.
One for one.
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
Yeah, wait, is it uh...
I'll hold this and this one.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my God, wait, how do we do it?
I'm just gonna grab it like this, you pick it up from the wheel, you lift up.
No, that's it, you can try it, okay.
So I put that this way?
If I'm back in there, you lost a finger in the wrong order.
So just be careful, we'll pick it up from the wheel, yeah.
What's that, Henry?
Henry, no.
Oh, I think it was Hunter.
No, it was Jared.
Jared?
Yeah, Jared.
What?
Dude, what's with your car?
It's two-tone.
Two-tone BMW.
Don't touch the blame.
Okay?
Okay.
Go sideways again, baby.
Sideways again, you think?
Okay, three, two, flip it.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, towards our toes?
Oh, close.
Wait, hold up.
Lift this up so we can flip it while it's already flipped up.
Okay.
Good first yard, good first yard
Somehow it looked better before y'all cut it okay, I mean you're just telling you like tell me you're a hater without telling me
You're a hater.
Chad, this is Axie Valley.
What's going on?
Turn the phone.
Knock on a library, then?
Yeah.
Lunch break?
I'm waiting.
I think we deserve it, bro, but that's.
Is this your passport?
Yeah, it's my passport, shit.
Well, your phone is inside your passport?
None of that's a passport, but let's see how I go hold her.
You bring your passport everywhere?
Oh, just today, yeah.
We got to go for a little lunch break.
That's dreaded.
All right, then.
Yeah.
First grass, we've been cutting grass all day.
Yo, Kent, can you grab that orange from the back?
Working hard all day.
We got a nice little sandwich here for lunch break.
You good?
I'm dirty.
Wait, did you make this?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Made it this morning for you.
Yeah, it's a rate of one to 10.
It's good?
I'm going to keep making them for you.
That's what men do, chef.
Wait, that person needs to fucking love them.
That shit is so bad over here.
I'm going to be honest.
Hear me out.
Could we go more grass?
Yes.
Could we go get weed?
Yes.
Should we go get weed and hookers?
Yes.
A bike?
We're on the south side.
I'll rush him.
Wait, we should put a finger road street, Lacey.
What?
Oh, come on, man.
Who's going off?
I
Need a clamp the garage. I'll just cut again. That should be way cleaner than it was before bro. Yeah, what?
That should looks fucking good
Imagine this, right?
Imagine you come home one day and your grass is cut for you.
No one's complaining about that.
Take a picture of it and show it to our next clients?
Because that person said, please do not cut my grass.
But once we got it, I think we're good.
For what?
Like when I was on the phone with them, they were like,
we're not fucked, like do not cut my grass.
They said not to touch the grass.
And you told me, you said do whatever we want and film anything.
well now look it we know how to work with machines we know how to use the
fucking weave after we know how to fucking run up on anyone and network
yep if anything we'd say mad experience or not yes there's one small problem I
lost the truckies
this break is really stuck in my mind I deadass lost the truckies
I'm not even dreaming.
Wait, why'd you take it out?
I didn't miss.
I mean, you know bullshit?
We should just get like an Uber black in the sky.
Bro, tastes like this bread was soaked into...
Claws are coming.
Claws 12?
What do you mean the keys?
What do you mean we gotta get out of here, man?
Are you dead, Gawkins?
I'm dead, Gawkins.
Wait.
Oh, no.
That's my keys.
That's somebody's.
Oh, no.
I was sitting on them.
I found them.
Turn up the phone.
That's what it tastes like.
What do you mean?
What'd you do with this?
What the fuck was it?
Damn bread and cheese.
What the fuck was it?
Damn bread and cheese.
I was sitting on it.
Where's that?
I don't know. It's charging.
Can you tell me?
So we're looking for one more yard?
Yeah, everybody pulled to Babcock.
Just gonna get from the backpack?
Yeah, right?
No, no, no. Keep it off.
Listen, keep it off.
Keep it off? It's off?
Now turn it on.
It's on.
We're about to exit the backpack.
We should- we-
You remember we had to go to another arch? We had to make a nursing zone and tax a modi.
I'm down to hit the next arch. It's far though.
Let's see what they're tracking me down.
It's really far though.
Yes sir.
Is that a fire truck in the cops?
Flex, flex, flex, flex, flex, we gotta get out.
We gotta get in the cops, we gotta get in the cops.
They're doing, they're doing.
They fucked wealth!
Yeah, we're gonna get in the other one.
Are you coming with us?
We're gonna get in the other one.
No, we're, we're driving.
Oh, we're driving.
Yeah, we're on this one, this one.
We're not going to cut grass and stick around.
It's only six minutes away right now.
26 minutes in Nick's house?
Does he even have grass?
Or does he have turf?
I don't know.
Or I have one other one.
I have nothing.
He does have grass?
It'll be dark?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She does have grass?
Yeah, it'll be dark.
I'm not gonna lie about how many it's an accessory to us.
Yeah.
Do you have a flash?
Yeah, we have lights. We have lights.
I'm not cutting Adam 22's grass, bro. What are you saying?
You don't want to lose?
No.
Where do we go?
No, we're good. We're good. We're good.
go back and we're going to go on the highway
Charles, Charles
Oh!
We're actually gonna fly out!
It's good, though. Where do we go?
Wait, this is where we were the other day!
Yeah.
We're gonna play soccer, right?
Yeah.
Do not go there.
We know we're not going to make it.
They'll fucking swore on you in a second.
All right, send me a message to the crew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How far is it?
15 minutes, that's not bad.
15 minutes?
We got a what?
That's 15 minutes?
Yeah.
11 minutes, go here.
We'll get a one more long.
Wait, wait, wait.
We'll get a one more long.
Go straight.
Yeah!
We're gonna roll now!
We're gonna roll now, bud!
We're already gonna go all out!
You wanna see this next verse, Mark?
Oh my god, left!
Left is the line! Left is the line!
We're real workers!
No more easy as fuck!
It's me and no more watchin'
You need your freedom
No need like a criminal
Take your choice
That ring of
I got it in your mouth
I'm down over these three bucks
You need it in your mouth
Put Molly off the first stamp man
You need it in your mouth
I took a moment like I enjoyed that
You need it in your mouth
You got it in your mouth
That's it.
You can only use that, eh?
Yeah, man.
Come on, man.
Straight and then like right up there and like somewhere.
So we're going on the highway.
So we're going on the highway.
We're going on a highway with a fucking lot of loose lawn mower
in the back.
Nice, bro.
We're actually that it caused the biggest crash LA
ice seems that's 1945.
I'll keep an eye on it.
All right, focus, focus, focus, focus.
What?
Yeah, yeah, so I'll keep an eye on the thing.
All right, take a right, take a right.
Really?
You'll keep an eye on it.
Well, I'll take sure it doesn't fall.
No, it's good, it's good, it's good.
OK, take, take, take, take.
All right, I got it.
Oh, no.
I know it's good, it's good, trust me.
I'm sure we got to get strapped.
Well, it's good, it's sideways.
I know, I'm just going slow.
Perfect.
Good, good, good.
I'm telling you, the faster you drive, it sticks to the wall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was good.
That's because I had more skates.
You're sure the faster I got, the more skates.
Oh, you never did physics?
No.
Seven minutes away, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay.
Holy shit, I'm kind of scared.
How do we hire you guys?
Uh, morning with landscaping.
Let us, let us know type your address in the chat and we'll come to your yard and cut it.
There it is.
Enough yipping happening in the chat now.
She sent us a fucking, sent us a real service.
Send us a real fucking invoice.
It's only $200 off.
$370 once you've bought one. Nice.
So you guys are sending fake addresses to China.
Wait, what? How did they send it?
I'll send my old house, bro.
Is it your old crib?
Yes.
Like, don't your mom move that?
No.
It's not a fake. You guys do not live at 3712 Broadlove.
Wait, why don't we just go cut that grass?
There's no grass there.
For real?
Well, you don't like bad trunks or something?
No, no, we just toured a few other days. There's zero grass there.
There's a driveway and then there's a turf in the back.
Oh, non-mower is officially moving.
It looks good though.
It looks fine.
Like, no bullshit.
If anything, go back and forth.
Literally just show how secure it is.
You know what I'm just like, like, squirt a little bit.
Like that?
The chat's tweaking for no reason.
That's mad secure.
The chat is tweaking for no reason, and this shit is fucking locked now.
Oh, nice.
Someone just said they called Highway Patrol and told us that we have loose cargo in the
trunk.
And I said that's a felony.
Nice, bro.
It's not a felony.
It's not a felony.
You're an asshole. I act like I don't know like I don't even know why you would even say that the fact that you're just that much of a loser
Oh, yeah, keep going straight keep going through. Okay. I'm gonna be in traffic
The grass is brought like a logistic grass. Oh shit. That's it. It might not be your fucking job here
Like at the end of the day, bro, it's just the easiest shit
Oh, yeah, be honest based off our work on the first house
How much would you pay us to cut your actual bass?
I say a real number like don't be some troll shit like that as how much is real
Real number only really choir is only
The lot more sideways now
No, it's good, it's good, it's good.
Nice, I'm going straight up, I'm going right up, I'm going right up, I'm going right up, I'm going right up.
Oh yeah, I'm going to keep you right here.
Let's take it off, let's take it off.
Yeah, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
This turn, I'll be careful, this is a sharp turn.
$100?
$100? Cut grass? We'll take it, deal.
Send it, send the donation.
I don't know right now.
Send 20, get in the chat, we'll cut your grass.
CTS.
Is it right or left?
2 minutes away. Where are we going? Do you know this person?
Yeah he's the CEO.
Of what?
Of what?
What? We're cutting the CEO only fans brass.
Yes.
Bob, why would I choose a fucking line from a peasant?
We're going to get paid good.
Wait I have a question. How tall are you?
Six foot.
How much do you weigh?
170.
Would you box pilot?
Going that rod-doc one fought?
Yeah.
What's his player build?
About the same.
Wait, do I take it right?
Where do I go?
Yeah, I have to probably, I guess, train it in the ship.
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Chad, who wins in a fight?
Brayden or pilot?
He's probably got hands.
Low key?
Yeah.
They're spamming pilot?
It's a mix. I'm gonna be honest
pilot those drugs
Pilots like same chap house on that top pilots like 62 and he's about 170
That's good play the road. Yeah, it's like mine
Everyone in the chest man pilot I'm gonna have to put the catcher in for a couple days in my cannon
No fucking pilot set it running
I don't know Brandon's body is just so nice though, but your body is so nice so I don't
even know because you just look good and your body looks so good like you just have a chisel
to add to nice pecs.
No but that is hard at the end of the day it's hard.
Oh my god, we're here.
At the CEO.
I'm gonna tell him we're going to start too.
So he's already outside!
He's already outside!
Oh my god, he's telling us to pull in.
Okay.
Might hit something here.
No, you won't, you won't.
Are you sure?
No, I don't think I'm gonna make that.
I don't think I'm gonna make that!
Back up, back up.
3 points here.
Okay.
Let's back up this a little bit.
You're going to pay today.
How does that occur?
Oh, I see y'all was good, Mike.
What's up, man?
Nice to meet you.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Nice to meet you.
Is he in the back yard too?
Oh, I see someone.
Yeah.
He's in the back yard too, Dallas.
Yeah, he's in the back yard in front of you.
Okay.
Um, pull him all the way, pull him all the way.
Actually, you're going to put him in the back yard or in the front yard?
In the front yard.
I hit the fence just a little
just a little bit of noise.
I hit the fence.
He's going there.
Where's the key?
Where's the key?
All right.
We're good.
We're good.
What's up?
What do you need done?
We need like the, we could just cut a moment.
Yeah.
So we're, we're here with, with morning wood landscape.
to cut the front yard we cut the back yard whatever you want yeah yeah cut the front yard and the
back yard you gotta get it the front and the back yeah come on is that five dollars
uh it'll be mine mine mine i'll be honest aren't you the are you or are you not the c o of the left
what i'm not the only c o yeah i just seen a clip add 50 mil on twitter about you being the
I'll pay you 200 if you come come my grass my 20 yards of forest
Oh, yeah, we're on our way to the smoke over.
Ah, let's go.
It's a little stuck, yeah, stuck.
Stuck?
Yeah.
It's stuck.
I don't think we can cut it.
I don't think we can cut it, to be honest.
Wait, where's my gloves?
No.
Oh, nah, yeah, I'll loosen a bit.
Or maybe?
No, I loose a bit, I'm getting my gloves.
Okay.
We're not leaving.
Wait, did I almost hit you Drew?
Ah, that's not bad at all.
Do you have, would you like to pay in cash?
Card?
Zell?
Bro, what the fuck do you do?
We do like half up front, half up front, half up here.
It's probably a deposit, you ever heard of one?
But it's like a safety deposit,
but if you want to pay after, you can do that too.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, like you could pay the other half after
or the full up front.
Yes, it was like full or half, bud.
After playing?
You think we got Carno, Marty?
Now we can do cash show, right?
We can do cash.
Well, let me just see how it works first.
We can show you the picture.
All right.
We want to do a cut like a square in the corner.
We just cut a square for him.
If you see our work, yeah, what's on our work?
What's on our work?
All right.
We'll just cut a square for him.
We'll do like a little square in a circle
and then like show like a comparison.
Also, we have a cactus on it.
So would you like, just a question, cause you like all our customers taking care of perfection
honestly, do you want the half green leaf grass cut or would you like the four cylinder
trifecta cut?
Yeah.
What the hell is a four cylinder trifecta cut?
There's no landscaping terminology.
Your landscaping trifecta cut is when we basically, everything is a trifecta cut.
You don't know anything about landscaping?
Yeah.
It's a trifecta that leads to a patch in the middle. It looks very nice. It looks like a swarm and we put out what we actually put our own plant in the middle.
Yes.
Okay, let's do that. That's not like plant stuff.
Is it that? Huh?
You want me to switch it?
Alright, so Brandon, come here.
So what you're going to do is, I think we cut the whole grass, right? We leave...
What is that? Are you baiting?
Head or no? Are you giving...
Uh, right after.
Right after?
Okay.
And then we plant it.
I think we can start with the V-back and come back to this one.
I think we can start with the V-back and come back to this one.
We take a patch right here, a circle right here.
So you should V-back around this right here.
Okay, a circle.
Yeah.
So V-back in a circle like this.
Wait, so the middle's hairy or the outside's hairy?
The middle is going to be hairy, so we wet an outline circle and we can stay out of that circle and cut it.
Okay, so to show what the youth are like.
Yeah, come on.
Alright.
So this is how we start the trifecta.
Watch.
So, ready?
Put the outline circle here right in.
Love it!
It's just a climb.
Oh wait!
We went to empty it.
Oh, that's good.
Bring it in the back.
Hold up.
We're going to show you the final product.
No, you have to stand over there.
Jay, you can go stand over here, bro.
Stand over there.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What do you do with this?
I don't know.
I'm going to trash bag.
You should get out of there back here.
We...
It's like I know, right?
No.
Let's put in this like a shamp or something.
Oh my God, look at this.
There's a thing over here.
It could go in there.
What the fuck is going on?
Holy fucking hell, man.
No, let me on it.
I see we just...
We just...
We just go back here, no?
We just go back here, yeah, yeah.
Just right back here like this?
Right here?
Over here?
Yeah.
Over here?
Over here?
Over here, over here, over here.
I can call you.
How are you doing, how are you?
That's probably why you got jammed for a second.
Yeah, too much grass.
Why are you all saying what the fuck?
What are you saying?
How's that fucked up, Chad?
Where else are we?
Look, we literally mowed this perfectly right here.
Wait, should we mow this?
This is a little bit better?
It's a little better?
Should we mow this?
What's this?
Let's be back here.
Come on.
This is the OFC Osprey.
All right, so we're basically done with the front yard.
What do you think so far?
Oops, the thingy won't be on this.
Oops, the same?
Okay, look at this thing.
The grass is a little short, that's probably why.
Hey!
Are you a legal by the way cow?
I guess it's illegal to dump grass in a grass can?
Use your grass can in the back too.
Alright bruh, so give it a buck with us.
Like, what are you, how much are you sending us?
Well, we're not done, let's put the final product in.
Alright.
I think we take it out, though.
How do you take the cat's eye?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Take the cat's eye.
I don't think so, is it?
Hold on, hold on.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, watch out, watch out.
Here you go, hold it, here you go.
Hey, just let me fuck it up.
It's fucking bright.
I know.
Put it in, put it in.
Please, good shit.
This shit is not deep enough.
Oh, it is, it is, it is.
The nutrients is gonna fall out.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
It's good, right?
Wait, if you're losing more, actually, you look pretty good.
Man, it's a cat. It grows in, don't worry.
Wait, is that even...
Yeah, it grows in. Are you the fucking landscape, or are we?
No, but I'm just going to let it grow.
Yeah, let it grow?
Oh, we talked to you, you know what we're doing? Morningwood landscaping.
I don't think there's...
Is that the number on here? Is that the number on here?
Actually, we're going to do a free...
We're going to do a free thing on the side for it.
Just a little weed lacquer until I saw you add some weeds that you lacked. I'll go do it real quick.
In the back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, it's the other fucking number.
Yeah, how much is it?
150 plus 100 for the install of the cactus, like you said.
So 250 plus the extra we're gonna do on the side for free, we'll cut it in half down to 50, so...
About 300? 300? Total?
All right.
Oh yeah, we put you out of the cactus install, so we did it, but it's an extra 100 on top.
Oh my god.
There's the lights on, Trump.
I'm talking.
One below, five when you go, get one free.
Uh, Brad, how do I turn this on?
Uh, gotcha, gotcha.
Zellin, six, seven numbers, game, Trump.
All right.
Ready over here?
Pull it back.
We we wax here a little bit on the grass here
And then we trim the bush a little bit too so the bush trimming is gonna be actually 50 on top of this
But yeah, now that you saw our work if you could send the zeal will finish up the front yard and it'll look crisp I promise
Okay, but you you're happy with the work like that obviously we're not done yet with the work
But that's the start of it. You send this out. We'll finish it fully
No, no, we're gonna finish right now
But we just want we wanted to show you our work show you that we really capable what we're doing and you send this out
And then we're gonna finish it. I'm telling you to look crisp. We're gonna leave back
We're gonna blow all the grass down. We're not gonna leave that bucket there grass will be cut perfect
We'll do even a little design in it, but trust
Head inside and we'll get you right man. Keep in mind. We made no profit game
We did us coming up OD.
You sent it?
I got it. We got it.
We're gonna finish that. Relax, watch on TV, whatever you want.
If you could, you could just open the gate so this car can get up.
Just keep it open so I can get out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to finish up the gate.
We're going to finish up the garage.
You can head inside, relax, drink whatever, drink a cold one,
watch some TV, kick back.
We'll be done in about an hour.
We'll knock the door over.
We're done.
All right.
All right.
Where'd you been?
It's too great.
It's too great.
Parent.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Wow, he gave up.
He threw it back into the toilet.
Out of the window.
How do we get the data open?
How do we get the data open?
The manual is broken.
All right, come here.
All right, grab the sign.
I'll get the wheels.
Three, two, one.
I told you we'd be done in an hour.
We already paid. We get the fuck out of these scammers.
Fuck you, look, look, here's the answer.
Hell, no, we're not going to ask you.
We're fucking real scammers.
We're not going to ask you.
We're not going to ask you.
We're fucking real scammers.
Get your hands off me.
We're not giving him a free tax.
Get the fucking tax.
Get in your car.
Get in your car.
You need the facet of the...
You want a big pack.
You need a big pack.
There.
Turn the phone on.
Make sure it's not cackling.
Yeah, yeah
We're locked in are we please I'm not sure okay
It's open
Holy shit W fucking scam bro, $300 you didn't have to work for a single hour fucking fake
on his grass.
Oh my god do I get out of here straight?
Do I get out of here straight?
Am I going to hit something Brady?
That corner
That's fucking house we cast fucking grass
Just a skimmer just a skimmer just and skimmer just and skimmer just and
All right, yeah, we have a real real real real real real fucking out fuck it make up a tree leaf
Let's go. No you fucking like W. Look at the chat. Don't you look in the chat don't be with your chat
fuck you and we got the cactus back to and now guess where we go with that $300
this back to me to the fucking dispensary that's right that's right yeah damn bro
this is what life's about bro this is what life Dennis about facts we go to the
fucking dispensary now that'd be looking at Chad that'd be looking at Chad
Like bro blue collar get the bread any way you can bro. That is why it's called real fucking work real work
W-darn transformation
We actually did good though. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, we
Dead ass on a serious note like no one asses. We actually did good
And we came up how much we come up today
Minus the rentals of the 120, minus another 100 for the rape,
and minus another 100 for the cactus.
So we're down to 100.
Wait, so we made 300, but we spent 350?
We are still down $50 on a day.
Oh, and 100 for the Orbs too.
And 105 because I gave her five too.
and the gas in the truck and the truck and our drill and the forces energy
pesos so it's gonna be the last like five hundred dollars
I like 600 you have five six hundred dollars down right now
Holy gosh, bro
Where's the link to the better bureau business board like yo if you're sitting in the chat saying you're gonna call the better business
Bureau board you are a certified pussy. Hey, what is that? What's a better?
Try to report our boss in our business, bro
We just serve the fucking community.
We give a free cut to it along and then we fucking give our service to the fucking managers
what they're doing.
We not cut dirt.
We cut grass.
And then planted a cactus.
Loose cargo on the highway.
I don't want to get to the... some of your community.
No, you're the only person that I've ever seen in my entire life
complain about loose cargo on the highway.
Like, you're actually a loser for even just knowing what that means, bro.
Like, I'll be honest, before we get this, like, stream
and before we got the job today, we did a whole ocean course.
And basically took a five-hour ocean course to get our license and do this today.
Yep.
Hey, I think we don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
Suck one. Dead ass.
We think this is seriously, this is our job, this is how we get our money, you're in here in the chat fucking trolling.
It's fucked up.
Show it then?
I would be show you guys our business license, then you guys are gonna try to steal our business.
We have our business license, we don't need to show you guys.
Peter's gonna fucking hate brother.
No, it's not fun and games till the lawnmower falls out of the truck, because the lawnmower
is not gonna fucking fall out of the truck, dude.
Cause I know what I'm doing, I'm a certified truck driver.
I say I'm too late
Got nothing in my right
Hey, hey, hey
That's what people say
That's what people say
Don't answer any questions
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say
That's what people say
But I can't prove anything
Can't stop, won't stop
Move, move, move
I gotta be
Everything in my mind
See, this gonna be alright
You look at me, baby
Drink, drink, drink
You gotta hate me, hate me, hate me
Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak
Shake it up, Shake it up
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yo, yo, yo, I'm not gonna lie. I'm about to strangle every person in this chat right now
What they see I'm about to grab you by your throat
I say look at my big fat ass fingers around your throat choke you out until you're
I'm gonna choke you out, bro. What do you mean we didn't do any work?
You want to hit the dispenser yes, yes
Oh my god, we got a dispenser here. Holy shit. You don't have any of the sensory
Oh, we're gonna get a fucking hash a hash hole. Oh, you never had a hash hole
Let me tell you about a hash hole
No, as long as the back doesn't open, as long as the back doesn't break at all, I'm in a
I'm driving a fucking car!
If you break, it comes forward, so just don't break.
Don't break.
Don't break.
Yeah, just don't break, bro.
Try and run through these.
Do you know when I see blood for my son's birthday shower?
How old is he, sir?
A birthday shower?
A birthday shower? What the fuck is a birthday shower?
No, it's like some new shit.
It's like when they say their baby's like 37 weeks old.
My son's birthday shower?
I guess it's his 28th week birthday or something.
You say that all right? Do you know a good dispensary?
Yeah, wait, uh, hold up. Yeah, I won't actually.
Cause what I go to, I don't even be closed.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh my god.
What is it?
What?
Tell-A-Veeve.
What is that?
What's Tell-A-Veeve?
What was it like?
Is it good?
What tell-A-Veeve?
I don't even know what it is.
What is that?
It's a Berger spot.
Is it buns or good?
I don't even know.
We're not going to Tell-A-Veeve.
Why are y'all spinning, Jew?
I don't even eat there before, no.
No, I don't even get the joke.
I've never even had tele-
I didn't even know to take a fucking spot on the place.
Oh, it's cool.
Where you go?
My dad owns two tele-
For real?
Yeah.
Oh, see.
You guys got motion?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Oh my god, there's one called Green Dragon.
Green Dragon? How close is it?
2.2 miles. It's on the far. 8 minutes.
Is it 8 minutes towards where we're going up?
To the right instead of right.
Want to go up on us and find one north?
Yeah, find one towards this direction.
was left yeah get the toad venom holy shit this one what is it called buds and
roses buds and roses fire yeah it's gonna help they allow filming
how much in the lights on I didn't do shit there's an engine drop we're not
smoking toad venom should I watch this movie last night it was about it was
about this guy who invites a bunch of girls to his island and then he drugs
them and they don't remember anything that happens.
What's it about?
Huh?
What's it about, I just said.
This guy...
What was it, documentary?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a movie.
This guy invites, he invites a group of girls to his island
and basically like there's a cologne that they spray
and the cologne drugs that makes them forget what's happening.
What's called the call, right?
No.
It's called Blink Twice.
Blink Twice?
Yeah.
Is that the movies?
No, it's not even that proud of us. It's a motion. No, it's new. Yeah, it's not a documentary. No
We had this guy basically invokes his girls he drugs them and they do everything they want and they forget their memory
You didn't have one superpower. What do they be?
One superpower
Okay, and why let me be honest keep it up, but I think superpowers are ass like I don't think any human should ever have superpowers because
to make the world no fun.
So my one superpower that would only affect me
and not anybody else would be to have a bottomless pit
in my stomach.
Like imagine I had just a black hole in my stomach.
I could eat whatever I want, whenever I want,
and I stayed in shape and didn't have to,
like didn't have to worry about calories.
There's a thing called peptides.
Huh?
They have that shit.
What's that?
Peptides.
What is that?
Well, that's really what you just talked about.
Oh my god, it's the worst angle possible right now.
Is that even a super power?
Yeah.
But what do you like?
Pet-tosno?
Not a power.
Okay, not a power.
Alright, then I'd shake shift.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'd shake shift.
If I could, I would turn into you for a day, jerk my shit off a little bit, look at myself,
see my body.
And then I would probably be like, I don't know maybe Marlon the next day. Maybe turn into like I don't know turn to a bunch of people
Damn, so what about like a we just into a girl. I could yeah
Would you let me hit?
Yeah
Yeah, I come on man. That's one thing I would do though. If you go to use shapeshift
I would shake all my guys type different types and I'd let him hit just see how they fuck
Cuz like bro you're L man. If you got shapeshift for you not let your man sit
Yeah, it's fucked up
Oh, we're so fucking good.
I think it's getting louder by the-
You smell the gas?
That trippin'?
Yeah, I think that's a truck though.
Wait, so what would your suit have to be?
Um, part-time travel.
Time?
Yeah, but why?
So I gotta, like, go back in time?
Yeah, but then you gotta worry about the butterfly effect.
What's that?
It's when you change things back in time and then it has an effect like a butterfly effect.
that affects an entire chain of events.
So you change one thing and it could like change the world.
Oh, like if I like crack my mom or some shit?
What?
Yeah, if you went back in time and cracked your mom,
well, wait, that's the first thing you do?
No, I wouldn't do that.
No, hell no, I'm just saying like
that's what would fuck up my whole life.
I mean, yeah, if you went back into,
I should say you went back in time and killed your mom.
Yeah, it'd be crazy.
You would never be born.
Oh, so I'd just disappear?
Yeah, you'd just disappear.
What's the butterfly effect?
What's the butterfly effect?
It's like an effect where one thing affects many different things.
Like imagine you went back in time and you stopped like a catastrophic event.
You never know what that could affect in the future.
Alright, so what would you...
Like, if I could stop one catastrophic event, like in history, what would you stop?
catastrophic of a history
Honestly the birth of Jagdority
If I could stop one day that would be right there
Karen he think yeah, I
Don't know
In actual catastrophic event
I would probably stop
I
Something that wouldn't but I think with no butterfly effect or with a butterfly effect with no butterfly effect
So you can like clutch up the world
Or wait with the words to be the same
Yeah, I would I would probably go back in time
I don't know dude that's a hard question. Well you said Buds and roses? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh nice that's a lot of clothes
I think oh it is pretty sure fuck
Is that your favorite one? Yeah, probably shut down
You got evicted
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'll knock in normal just go permanently close it says for Edward. Yeah
I see there's one. It's called fortnight. What four oz
dude
Wait, why does it look red?
What's the red back there?
This is really bad.
It's Fort Ops? Have you been here before?
No, let's go there, fuck it.
Alright, I'm right down this street one more inch.
I'm gonna fix you up.
It's on fire?
Fort Ops?
Brayden makes me so wet.
I do think oh it's closed you know it's not it's when you go to no bro
I can't work that's it bro
Dornash week bro I actually can't drive come with this thing in the back I want
to pull over and fix it I could think you were quick I need to turn sideways
I think I'm gonna make it up the hill oh my god the hill's gonna fall out
Wait, Silky might have one.
A dispensary?
Call Silky.
Do you have a role?
Yeah, yeah.
That's...
Calling Silky.
We'll leave our masks in the car store.
Please stay.
My ex yelled at me for following Brandon.
Please, Dave.
My ex yelled at me for following Brandon.
What?
Yeah, should get a lot of girls in your DMs?
Um, nah.
Many guys.
Okay.
Your call has been recorded.
Bro, I have a lot of girls in my DMs.
I can't imagine yours.
Well, you got mad bitch in your DMs?
Fella.
Like a lot.
Like a lot?
Uh, I don't even look. I got a girlfriend, so I don't even look.
But you know like a lot of girls remind me it's crazy like if you're a 70% of people you're doing some homies girls
I'd say like like a solid 40% of girls. Oh
I mean sounds like almost half. Yeah. Hell yeah
Now it's just like recently something happened in my life and then like like the DMs from females like skyrocketing. What happened?
Like basically like I stopped like
Basically like I'm not all that good
Yeah, well I'm streaming right now um are you home?
I
Wait spark up streamer spark up a blunt
Okay, you think you could you think you give me like it's one small little favor
That's half a split. No, I was thinking if you could just give me like that flower you got yesterday with the paper and we can rule it
Okay, I could pull up on you I could pull up on you in like five minutes
Okay, you'll pull up on me. All right, thanks, will
W you that that that
W. Sookie
Wait, so okay keep going what?
Yeah, so you'd be like cuz I'll be honest I grew my request my shit from like the girl the game's like different girls is crazy
Like these things like it's in the future
No, I don't be saying pictures, but they'll be like video. No, no, no, no not videos pictures. They're pussy. No, what they're like messing me like
Oh, I'm in LA next week
I want you to fuck me so bad and I'm like I blocker immediately and I'm getting more games like oh
just I saw an enemy on my phone you page made me so wet it's like maybe like
weird like probably that's like Loki at that's like sexual harassment but for
girls I know it's a little weird I know it thinks about how dudes feel when the
girls be such I know it makes me super uncomfortable like when girls hit us up
and they always say that weird shit like it makes me so uncomfortable are you sure
there's one crazy one I got yeah I guess you're like it was a spiral right she's
like hey I was in Vegas for a modeling event and I saw you at my hotel I
I tried to come knock on your door because I wanted you to fuck me so bad, but I was too scared and you chance
You're gonna be back later. I want that big dick, and I was like, dude
I just see through the pants. I don't know but our sponsors like have a girlfriend
Sorry, you've locked her like just like DMs like that weird shit
No, it's like fucking it's disgusting that girl's like what it was like objects. I know I know I'm Dennis for the same way
Like at the end of the day like you want a girl to fucking love you for like your your heart and saying girls
I just had no respect for you if you have a girl next to you.
They just want to hear my body.
They want to hear my body.
I know.
Fuck off.
I just need to fuck off.
Oh.
Oh my god.
There's no way it stays in.
Right?
Is there...
Can you fall down on the road too?
Oh, good.
Good.
They built these four this.
They built these trucks for lawnmowers.
They're shaking.
I
Said Martin's car
What you still damn pop no I traded in
For what for a AG?
You went from BMW to Mercedes. Yes
No, bro my BMW is trash
Get it. What do you have the newest one? Yeah
The G90 yeah
It was ass, I promise to ass, I promise to ass.
It is HYBRID, it's HYBRID and shit.
Was it a cop?
Yeah.
Dang.
What?
Did you have a toon or anything?
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah.
What did you do?
And exhaust and raft and uh...
And you run a Mercedes?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, you're a chicken.
No, because I swear the fact that it was hybrid wound the car.
I'm so serious.
She's got a older one.
She's got a G80 to be honest.
A G80?
Oh my god, nope.
Are you going to get out once you pull in past this point?
What do you mean?
I just want to get the truck out after we go in any farther.
Maybe I should keep it out here.
I
Got a kid what a cactus today
And I just hit the truck on the tree. Oh, you're good. You're good. You're good. Oh
My god, I might be bucking these people's driveway. No, they can squish. Where do I go? Actually, where I go? Okay, go
You're gonna have to go in you're not going you got to stick it in yeah, where do I go?
Just go forward and keep going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, dude, no, no, leave it here, leave it here, leave it here.
Right here, right here.
Leave it here, leave it here.
Leave it here, leave it here, leave it here.
No, I can't believe, right?
No, I hope not.
Okay, because no one can.
Literally, I can't believe.
Ah, we're good.
These are the worst lights of all time.
I know.
And we're back.
Chat's not in the driver's seat.
driver's seat yeah I know cuz none of you guys can fucking drive that's why
we did Jason love POV no one getting a lawn muck by Lacey I guess we didn't
just know people's lawns
well someone just typed in the chat it's a fucking joke how do the Raptors
lucid appellicans tell me you lost money without telling me you lost money who
bet on the Raptors why would you ever bet money on the Raptors I see Ron
through his window he's naked
Can you all help for this?
Wait, Brandon, you have my desktop?
Are these bugs?
You have my desktop?
Okay.
I got a feeling.
Okay.
Can you talk to the chat?
I got to go to the bathroom.
You're really bad.
Please.
Please, I got to go to the bathroom.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What is these eats right here?
I've seen that for a minute.
This is a question mark.
Is this seafood?
Oh, my God.
Unruly tap caps.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna eat it.
Unruly tap caps.
I'm gonna eat.
I'm gonna eat.
Y'all wanna see them that is crazy easy
Which has this one came out
It's been shown all right wait show I'm gonna show you the bottoms and that's really good
Go to Errol on Errol sucks, but maybe I'm big about fucking recording. Oh
Ooh, how would y'all rate, how would y'all get us genuinely rate our performance today
with this landscape of shit?
Because me and Lacey both have a prior experience.
Out of 10.
Yeah.
One, six, seven, negative one, pathetic.
If more people gave us a shot, I think we'd get us, like, like...
You're an immigrant.
Right, I have bad news.
Since you put the lawnmower under your name, you gotta go bring it back.
And like, I don't think that's just fitting your car, so you don't have to take the truck
with you.
Today?
I'm not too hard.
You can do it tomorrow.
You can do it tomorrow.
I got the possession of my MP40?
I mean, if you want to try to switch to an area.
Bro, my shit is giving me codes.
Or would you use the truck?
Wait.
What time is it?
Or would you use the truck?
Wait, what time's Home Depot closed?
Wait, what if I just give you my ID and you pull up and say you're me?
Yeah
And then just face tell me if I didn't and I'll tell Nippy that we're good
Well Nippy was jacking us crazy like there's no way he doesn't there's no way Nippy does not accept that shit
Take the truck in segment. Wait, when does Home Depot closed?
Wait, Macy was looking for lawnmowers for sale?
Oh my God, what about it?
What about it?
Wait, what is this, stretched?
Yeah, what is this?
Get back.
What is this for?
Play a song.
Play a song.
Play a song.
What is this?
What is this what is do it grow setup? What song do you want?
What is doing landscaper for a living
Thanks, man.
Oh, look, look at him!
Look at him!
Oh, look at him!
Oh, look at him!
Hey!
Hey!
Come down!
Get in there!
Ready, please?
What is this?
Is this salmon?
Ahh salmon.
It's salmon shrimp crab meat corner rice.
It's good to eat.
It's good to eat.
It's good to eat.
I mean, it's a good thing.
It's a good thing.
I mean, it's a good thing.
I mean, it's a good thing.
It's salmon, shrimp, crab meat, and rice.
It's good eats, right?
No.
What do you mean, no?
You didn't even eat none of it.
That's just not good.
Wait, so are these all, wait, are any of these brand new?
Any of these.
These tap caps?
I don't know.
Wait, I want to show you something now.
Can you show me, can you show me a little?
I want to show you something.
All right, ready?
Is it a tap cap?
Yeah.
Yo, who made it?
Wait, I think I showed you a new tap cap.
What do you think?
No, no, no.
It's the smallest tap-cap I've ever seen.
You mean that?
Huh?
You think we're a weenat?
Yeah, that's the same.
Let us see.
I'm not showing y'all.
I'm not showing y'all my tap-cap.
Ah, wait, where's the bathroom?
Did the floor not change it?
Oh, yeah, bro.
You wanna see that?
Ah, yeah, go in there.
Same girl.
No, just go in the bathroom.
It's right in the city, right there.
Look, it's right there.
See, it's that room right there.
I'm not going to the bathroom right there.
This one?
Yeah, that room.
It's going there.
I don't think you can do that.
Okay, yeah.
Oh my God!
Oh God!
Yes, yes, no.
Listen, no.
That's a myth.
Stop enusing.
It's healthy.
Everything I love, I smoke it from the door.
What color is it?
Wow.
Are you sure?
It was shit.
Wow, shitty as hell.
That's what it was.
It was shitty as hell.
Oh God.
What are you all sending me?
What are you actually sending me?
Go wash your shit off.
you sending me go wash your shitty ass booty they got your information who got
what information give Braden a snicker doodle
Should I give him one?
60 milligrams each.
Silky has him downstairs.
No, we took him downstairs.
Call Silky.
I took him downstairs.
Call Silky.
Calling Silky.
Come on, please come through, Woo.
Ah, Woo.
Ah, Silky-Dilky Woo.
Oh my god, I was looking at his wall
How did you take a shit?
Their dentist was no toilet paper in there.
I didn't want to hear it.
You're calling us.
You want boys?
Hmm?
I didn't want to hear it.
Are you sweating?
I don't know.
My hair is curbed by the hell out of it.
Are you sweating, baby?
I just put water on it.
Holy shit.
You look good, dude.
I'm all good.
Are we about to say it?
I'm not going to lie, bro.
If we put like I'm not showing y'all cuz whatever you want if you put Braden at in like a college like University of Miami
I'm I saw your slang pussy, bro
What yeah, I used to go to college. Oh
I have a hundred bodies
100 how many yes general like real question actually get your body count. Yeah, I'll be dead ass
You'll be sure honest. I'll be honest. I was on a lot of pictures. Okay, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say you got 45
Lower okay, I'm not a whole 30
Okay, like I don't know somewhere in the like 20s to like dirties you don't even know like not 30s like under 30 like 25
Bro like around there, I don't know
You just said you're not a hoe, but you have 27 bodies.
What's your body channel?
Five.
You said you lost your virginity at 21.
Who did you crack the last two years?
No, I lost my virginity at 16.
No, you said you lost your virginity to a hunter.
Why not fuck hunter?
Well, you did, I said you lost your virginity at 100.
No, I did.
I lost my virginity at 16 in my best friend's backyard to my stepsister.
Was it a girl?
Yes.
Wait, so you have you've got five bodies name all five right now between go
Because five you can keep track of their names like once they get to like like like like the teens like it's harder
I'll see them
Ww cats and
Those are bodies no, they don't know my bodies
Here's your body. I'll be honest
I I had sex with one girl when I looked like this
Wait you have to show what you look like no no you have to
All God no troll God's your blow up
That poor girl, you guys are weird bro. Why is she blind?
No, maybe she just liked me for me. I don't know. I was a good guy.
She was a blind girl. No, she was not a blind girl.
Whoa!
I was in the little box.
You got those us.
You want to try that?
What is that?
It's a cookie.
It's a cookie?
Yeah, it's a cookie.
Is that it?
It's on there.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We just had like an OD day of work today.
So we just trying to like to like.
Yeah, we just worked.
OD, OD.
Yeah, that's all sure.
Oh no.
We're not even in love with the guys.
Landscape? Yeah.
Yeah, we just landscape like three lawns, OD.
You see how it's mowing the lawn.
Yeah, and we just, we whack it mowing and blowing it.
Oh, this is all you need to do to me.
Is that a bam out of bio sir?
A what?
A bam out of bio?
The goat?
This is not open.
Bam out of the goat.
Is that like a Mickey mouse?
Fuck that score.
That weak ass score.
Mickey 80D.
No.
No.
Okay.
That's a mutual.
What is this?
It's a game.
Is that a rick and moody grinder?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What you mean you gotta have weight?
Well, I can have four questions in a day.
Four questions in a day.
No, because this dude starts spinning like a plate reaction.
Giggle him, buddy.
Why does he get me scared?
Yeah, this is going to happen for the nose, bro.
All right, we're two.
Let's eat it.
You really want to eat one?
All right.
This is it.
Have you got fucking that and all in this shit?
No, it's just weed, but.
Wait, how much weight?
Wait, is this the shit that y'all made?
Yeah, we made it.
Wait, so how much weight?
Is she y'all put in there?
Yeah, each cookie has around 60 mili-mims.
You like to do that, man.
No, I'm not crazy.
You're not crazy.
Did you like to do, like, the mathematics or no?
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, we did not.
What do you mean?
We did the mathematics.
We have no idea of the exact amount of cookies.
OK, but it's a.
Wait, what's the, wait, so many videos.
You're saying so many videos.
Me?
What is it?
Yeah, yeah.
Nigga, he was mad happy.
Ah, wait, was this after-stream?
Yeah, I'm a good book.
I was mad happy, too, but it's, like, do you smoke?
Do you smoke a regular?
I'll be him like the carton
Sixty
So we're fucking shadow man on tiktok. Oh, yeah, are you searching out?
This is full on shadow man when I search lazy my name is gonna come up. This is recent searches
I
This is you where's you off the gas, bro come on the gas is gonna be
40 hours
TV one
I
Was stuck
This was after I ended stream bro breathe, I'm telling you let me find it
This was me bro, I don't even remember filming this well snapchat
I am so frightened from those proteins for something. Every time I blink or have a thought, I feel like a heat electric wave goes from my top of my head all the way down my back.
It's like I can feel thoughts. I'm feeling every thought with a wave that goes to my body.
I don't know why is it inevitable, but that seems to be a great idea.
I don't know. I was just laying on the couch. I was thinking...
You weren't twinking though.
No, it was good. I felt like a wave of heat was going from my head to my toe every time I thought about something.
It was crazy because I got out this was out of
It was fucking crazy
Because he wouldn't hit the car he's gonna tweak
Oh
But like you think you would you tweak more on?
Edible or a car Edible
More than edible. Yes
Because I feel like an edible you like you could really know how much you take
like I feel like I'm a carnivore
That edible will hit you randomly and then you're gonna start tweaking and green out
if anything
Yeah
Yeah
And then you sit there like
Like you had a carnivore
Like it's regular life
Ah what a cookies
You want to try and control
I'd rather get smoked but
Yeah we can get smoked then
I'd rather get smoked
And then we both get a cookie after
No no no no no no no
I was on a cookie and I lost 45 fucking thousand dollars
Never eat a cookie again brother
I said I said because it's fucking bitch ass chat. I say you
If you actually gonna try that
I'm saying so we'll do you
All stream or all stream I took it. No, I took it right after sure
So you're not even taking it on a screen. I mean
Like this is too strong that you can't even uh like be on stream with it
Nah, I'm gonna take a full one, I don't want to be hot hot
Yo, this is strong weed, bro
I love sight, I love sight, what do I do with it?
I'm not sure, I'm not sure
What are you talking about?
Like actually, are you like chewing?
Bro, why do I, one of my, one of my children, bro
I have a question.
I'm sure it was this whole time.
And I have an actual question I'm gonna ask you.
Yeah, yeah.
So I've noticed this with only two people I've ever met
and it's you and Marlon.
Stop.
Why do you lick your lips when you like look at me
and talk to me?
Um.
No, I'm just being honest.
I've only noticed it with like,
with Marlon and I've noticed it with him.
When you like talk to me,
before you're about to say anything,
like you like eye me down and lick your lips
like you wanna fuck me.
So would I only two people do that?
Yeah, I've never met anybody else who does that.
Cuz my lips is dry so you just like like look at the way you're looking right now
You're so juicy. I need to live my lips. No, but just the way the eyes are built in it. So hey like look at your lips
Most of the drive look at you like my lips, but you should look dry though
It's the way that he looks at me weird if you like if you look at I like my lips because my shit drawn
How's it gated liquor lips and look at your man's?
Lacey's gay. Okay, you do this. You just show me your tap-cap. You took your pants on and show me your tap-cap gang
Why you the gay one?
At least no shot you taking weed again
Brother you just treated weed like it was heroin. What do you mean? I'm taking you taking weed
Taking weed got it. All right, ready? So you know how to roll for me. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, that sounded like I was trying
to ask where y'all went from.
Ah, you grind it, you grind it.
It was gonna be a 17 or so, yeah.
Okay, wait, so do I take out?
Oh, there's some brand new papers.
Do I take out this one?
Yeah, and then you break it up like a few times?
Where do I put the stem at, though?
What you mean?
Where do I throw the stem?
Gang, regardless, you get grinded up like with the stem
and it just don't roll the stem up when I roll it.
Oh, wait, move your phone from the mic.
It's shocking.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, my phone's fuckin' in it.
You're gonna do that?
No, what that is.
I don't have this type of mic.
Okay, so people fuck me.
So it's mic?
Oh my bad, my bad, my bad.
You know, I'm not gonna lie.
I just break it up like this and put it in here.
Oh yeah, fill it up, fill it up.
Get it right, bro.
Okay, and then what?
All right.
That's enough?
That's not even a full flower, dude.
You can jam that shit in, man.
It's not even a full flower.
All right, no, because then you grind it
and then you go back, you go and put more.
Okay.
I see, regardless, it's just good.
Mods to 18 plus?
March hat, someone got me started smoking because of me.
Really?
March hat doesn't, they don't do that.
What happened about it? How do I take this head off? What happened if I ate this?
Oh the Keith. What's that?
He's Keith? Yeah. What's Keith? In the bottom. Hey, where'd all the fucking weed go dude? Where'd the weed go? In here. In where?
Bro, I don't know this grinder where you on on the scooter bitch. Hey, right here.
Is that enough for one or no? This shit cooked.
I smoke it out today because of you.
Okay, now answer the question, who in this chat has actually tried or started smoking weed because of me?
That asks, who has Lacey influenced to smoke weed?
You want to do one?
Everybody, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get it right, you grind this one, just put it in there,
grind it up, and it's going to fall in here and just take that part off.
No, okay, so here's what I want to say then, this is a public announcement to everybody.
I am not a role model, I'm not a, I'm,
I am not a role model. I am not an influence if you are somebody in the world do not
Take me as an influence or as a role model. I am not you're literally an influencer, bro
I am not I am not a role model. Whatever you do. Like you influence all these
No, I'm an entertainer. I'm not an influencer. Yes, you are I do not I am not a role model
I ever claimed to be a role model like you're telling these kids a smoke, bro
No, I'm not
Do not smoke
Yes, you do
He not a role model. Yes, he is no I'm not
Okay, I thought my chat was saying I'm a role model. You think you're a role model 100%
I'm a gas influence
Like like anybody in the chat who don't have like an older brother or like a dad like I feel that role for them
Oh, see, I know I don't want to I'm not an influence. I'm a whole chat for you. Do not take me as a role model
cap cap
Braini's W role model
Oh
Is that a good badge
It's a thing and you can see all the emotes.
Oh, cause I don't see no emotes in my screen.
You stream with no emotes?
It's not shit cook.
What?
Wait, is my chat pose to be different?
So you don't see, when they type LOL,
you don't see the Minions spinning popcorn.
No.
1.8K, no chat arena.
Wait, so when you-
All I see is these shark emos that they spam.
What is a shark emo?
I don't know.
They spam that every day though.
Like every time I talk about a girl, they spam that.
It's a shark. I was on the phone Selena power earlier and then they span that shit
So when they said when they say like oh may 44 you don't see you just see what about a Kakarito?
So you never see also, I don't see no minions now. I don't see no shit in my chat. I just see words
Damn so my shit like it's my chas. No, you just you just gotta get you have 70 you just don't your chat sees the emotes
Also, I don't yeah, you just don't cuz I'll be on stream of stream labs
You don't show that
So you probably have no idea. Yeah
They spin certain shit like yeah, what's the emo that you guys will say that he has no idea what it means if you just saw the word
Yo, no, do you know what a yo knows this? Oh
So y'all just say the word of it
Wait, you get those away
This
Bro his asthma so bad juice yours my ass was bad. Yeah
You what like I like this. What do you mean? I was asked like it's like hold the phone
Hold the phone. My ass smells bad. Yeah, like that. You fucked the bathroom crazy
I didn't like I need like a piece of cardboard. We're gonna make a tip pause
I'm gonna go like a tip out of it. He put a filter. Oh, we gave one. Yeah, oh coated
Oh
Brother drinks buddy drinks water in plastic. Yeah
That's just so bad for you. I'm eating sir. It's over
I know bullshit like I only healthy shit
What's your daily like food? Um, I eat hella vegetables. I eat carrots
Peppers like bell peppers
Like everything in my life is mad healthy
Yeah, that's you ever be like a cheat me or anything
Girl
What's your like daily like what's your like workout routine? She's the workout every day
Yeah, I go to the gym every morning. It looks like you're like your workout routine my splits. Yeah
So I do chest and I do back and bice and then I'll do
chest and tries again and then I'll do legs. I'll have a little cardio abs day
and then day off and then right back to it just reset the cycle. Damn, so you lock
in working out every day. Yeah, and then I run in the morning like a mile. Every day
run a mile? Yeah, like before atherogen, I run a mile. Damn. Holy fuck, you're
trying to feel like a fucking... Yeah. But I had this rare disease. What's it called?
Body asitis. You heard of it or not? Damn. It's super rare basically. It means like no matter what I eat, no matter how much I work out, I have body asitis.
So it makes my body not change so my body's just kind of like stuck up this forever
Because I'm body as I just so you should just eat hella food then
Yeah, I could have I wanted to I could have I wanted to why you might as well to eat junk food every day
Yeah, but it's not healthy if you're always gonna look like that then you might want to eat a bad food
Yeah, there's no point even trying to help you
Body of scientists
My check make up a new excuse. No bot like no body shaming in the
Okay, I don't care what this shot says I did ask you healthy
Like what's out to do I do eat healthy I swear I'm not lying
Like okay
Like eat till failure
Okay, so like
I'll eat first meal today
We'll be normally
Like today I had rice
Salmon, I was your only meal today
And in a sandwich that dream it is so all I mean today, but normally I eat two meals a day
One will be like chicken and rice and I don't know if you didn't what do you have a breakfast?
I wish a breakfast. I usually don't eat breakfast. I just have I just whatever my first meal. Are you fast?
You know
But you ever heard of it
It's called intermittent or
intermittent fasting it's called. Basically it's when you fast for like
16 hours and then you can eat two meals for eight hours. Also like you won't eat
and then you eat like Dave's hot chicken. No not Dave's hot chicken. I just have so good though.
What do you eat? Like chicken and rice. Like chicken and rice, fish and rice, maybe
to be able to see her chicken salad,
somebody that had a little pizza, burger, chicken wings.
Usually it's a meat, it's usually a meat
and some type of rice.
Taco Bell, I had talked about one time,
it was yesterday, okay?
Big soccer, watch me, big soccer.
Well, you trying to hot box the,
your, your, or what?
Or what do you smell that?
Hotbox the whip
Fuck I haven't hotbox my car before didn't use the hotbox all the time. Yeah, but I haven't done my new car yet
Not only
We could have box juice car
Coaching and rice
Fuck bro
Yeah, am I true? Do you ask? No. Not at all. No. Have you ever? No. Longer. Have you?
Mm-hmm. Do you recommend it? Mark Hanley, he's asked like 24-7. Like he like, he's like a
number one ass advocate on boys. What is it like though? He's a both. You mean dirty
Yes.
No, no, no, it's a parody of like after the gin.
After the gin, Alice.
It's not like a parody of Nancy's flavors,
it's like a little salty.
It's a little salty.
Whatever, remember, sweat on skin tastes like,
just kind of like this.
Wait, okay, hold on a minute.
Come on, bro, you wouldn't eat ass?
Dude's asses or?
It's because it must actually shake his chin in.
Okay, no, I'm there. I personally never eat ass. I eat a shipper's pussy once calm split. That's nice
Calm like that looks good
Calm split
Okay
That's calm rules two out of ten else play. How what's wrong with it?
So if you got to analyze it that should look ass or they don't hate on every
Why he double wrapping it? Yeah double wrapping it sticks your lungs more. What do you mean sticks?
When you double wrap it like when you smoke it gets stuck to your lungs more. So like
you feel it, you get fried. You get frieder. Everybody know that. When you double wrap you get more fried.
Everybody know that?
Fryder?
Did you get the Fryder?
Well, you got mad nice teeth.
You got braces?
Not having ears.
For real?
Yeah, fake ass teeth.
Wait, what did you do before?
Chose?
Yeah, it was Chose.
Like so bad?
It wasn't that bad.
Well, she got the ears and like that was like part of the blow-up.
They're not chargeable!
Yeah, no.
That's chargeable.
chargeable they think I charge my teeth
whatever like a like a USB look I'll show
you before I show you before I got my
teeth in front of the earl. Oh Clicks, Lacey, Carmaville look when we do the most
chopped yo you deadass looks max no I don't they do I do not you look max how
Because you tickles them pick and then you oh my god
T Jeff, thank you for the big honey
Click slain brighini
It's a YouTube video
No, not a year is this one
I think this is what I'd say. I was my most chopped. This is your most chopped. Yeah. Was I most chopped here?
Or was I most chopped at my app at what during the PC video?
Right now
This one's bad
This isn't that bad. Wait. Were you Kenerman? No, no, no, no. Where are you?
I was like, you want me to pull this show Lacey in my new whip?
I was not that chopped, right?
I'm not that chopped!
Wait, what is your T for that?
Let me see it, hold on.
You see him?
You don't want to say anything about that.
He looks like Mad Shard.
That was Harry Cameron Shard.
He looks so sorry.
I compared it to that.
Kids kid PC.
Did he give you a PC?
No.
Wait, you were like a make-a-wish?
No, it was not a make-a-wish.
What's that sound effect, man?
I don't know what that sound effect means, bro.
Alright, I think you can see what's going on.
Save your eyes and die, Skullpink.
Die, Skullpink?
How many circles is that?
How much was that for?
I think it was, what was it, Jeff?
What year was this?
2023, maybe?
Yeah, 2023.
Vanilla maze.
It was for five bands, five bands, five bands.
Yo!
I genuinely feel bad for the viewers back then I looked good I look back back then fun fact right here on
My soul it all my person in the chat. Oh god. I look better than everybody in the chat
No, even then
Facts! Facts!
All right, wanna smoke?
How far are we gonna get like actually?
I don't know bro, bro, like with flips or like we're just like joints anything like it depends how much you like hit for it
Right chat, this is a this is a pearl. There's good roll. There's good badges
We can do cliff
you in smoke you're gonna be in hell right next to Satan you'll fuck you dude
alright so here's here's we have a few options we could do hotbox we could do
we could do questions but every time we don't want to answer we take a hit thanks
We can do it.
Which one?
Uh, Hotbox, well-stained questions every time you want to get hit.
In a Hotbox?
Facts, WQ&A.
Warning you, Lacey doesn't inhale at all.
That's just a lie.
Alright, we're gonna smoke outside and do it.
Alright, I can't bro, because after we're done smoking.
Well, you got another segment?
Yeah, but I can't lose money again, bro.
What is it?
You got a gamble?
80 bands. Yeah, what about you is it nothing I got a watch. Oh, you copy? Yeah, where is it?
Would you get it like Moses or something? No, I type ease
Channel
Is that some black AP I was 30
That was with the bread that you went from Vegas
All right, we're showing Vegas video. What is that?
All right, are you ready? All right
Let's move
every question
Every question I take a hit
If you don't want to answer it, yeah, if you don't want to answer it. Oh, okay. What are we hot boxing?
your car I mean your uh your your uh your wasn't called your buddy my buggy you got one of those
a buggy yeah is that the little shit they be driving a golf cart yeah yeah yeah it's outside
you can't hotbox a golf cart I got a roof he has a roof but it's not windows we could do we could do
How boxing Marlins was that 10 feet? Yeah, you could out
You nice at all right top five top
top-of-streamer
Like shoot or just like all around I mean I can't I actually you asked me to name five shimmers that are there
Who personally I didn't even couldn't
Fossilers who ever didn't let you see go right now chat. Yeah, you need candy if I
I'd say Marlin's better than me this is smoking the case on I'd say Marlin max
Marlin max Jsyncho Duke
Ron Ray
Flight
I just beat rug in a 1v1. I gotta do a 1v1. I beat well. I beat well. I did a 15 to 7. That's who it rubs boot
Did you like get any layups or like mid-ranges or just like straight through these?
No, I was putting, I was driving around obviously.
Oh, we should, we should all be one.
I'm not, will you hoop?
Right a little bit.
I'm with it.
Are you actually good though?
Like is there a video of you hooping?
Is there?
Maybe, take it out maybe.
Come on, I'll do it.
Would you have a live channel?
Yeah
There's gotta be breathing
Do I have it on my YouTube? Yeah, I want oh here we go. Wait this one this one
I kind of want to watch a little bit of one though. I was mean can yeah watch I watch I watch I watch it
I became like what? No, why am I getting this block?
Oh
Is he good
It's because you're illegal
This weak ass jumper
I'm gonna go and take your shirt off.
When was this December?
I just don't have much time.
I've been stupid, bro.
She's a what?
Let me split you a hella, hella, soup?
Yeah, hella.
You in here?
Oh.
Fondue?
Why are y'all drooling?
I'll fry them.
You are gonna have basketball.
Is that even 10 foot hoop?
Yeah.
Who's recording? No one.
Wait, who is it for her to camera? She's talking a lot.
No, it's like a, it's like a, I hired like some camera, like a woman. I hired a camera woman.
He's better than you.
I won like 15 or like 2.
I got good defense. Like you probably don't have a score on me, Lacey.
Unless you get like a 3 that I don't guard or some shit.
I
Know how we are come on. I know that you're zero skill all athleticism
Yeah, which means your skill you have no skill. You're just fully out. You're just like you literally just abused
And I think you're athletic. I'm not the exact opposite. You know you play like I've seen hoopers like you before game
You have zero fundamentals. You can't dribble your head. Look you your heads down while you're doing
You're not even making a group, your head is down, your mind is down.
What are you looking at? You got...
You have zero fundamental...
You have zero athleticism and a hundred percent skill.
You have your athleticism and your body.
I have no athleticism, I have no athleticism.
You got no athleticism and a hundred percent skill.
On my soul.
Hey, athleticism is going to beat your shit.
I'm more athletic than you. I'm more athletic than you. Facts.
You're not more athletic than me.
You're actually going to be opposite.
A daft type player.
Lacey got zero bow.
You should have a half court shot and no one guarding him.
Oh, that's weak.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Full court.
Full court.
You can't do that.
Ah, we got nothing going.
You can't do that.
Yes, I can.
You can't do that.
I'm just being honest watching this.
I'm just being honest with you.
Keep watching.
Like, you're just athletes.
Show them the 20 tries before that.
That wasn't even your first.
How many half courts you saw that game?
He went 1 for 30 that day.
Cap.
Oh, D.
I play football.
Yeah, you're not letting, but you just.
Brain.
Not bad, you're not bad, you're not bad.
I mean, I don't know if you saw this.
This was me like in an actual game, like.
Yeah, let's see.
Let me find that.
Lacey Chat, what was it?
Lacey Ludwood Tournament?
Jsyncho clip oh go I don't know how you can find them what search up Brayden on
Tiktok Jsyncho basketball some shit yeah yeah watch this clip right yeah this
Yeah, it is the badge. I got the badge. You see chat, right? Get more than that
It's not even a full time
You're all right. Yeah
Yeah, you're all right. You're not better than me though. You saw me at the level tournament
I don't know if I can find the right video
I know I swear I'm like shadow been on tick fuck or something. Search doesn't pop up. I searched lacy
Fuck I gotta find the video though chat. When was that?
How how long did your team win? Oh here we go
All you can do is shoot bro, all you can do is shoot.
In an actual tournament.
No one's guarding you.
Watch me cook this kid.
No one's guarding you.
Bang!
Step back!
You can't do shit on me.
Oh my god.
You can't do shit.
All you do is supreme.
He's holocaust.
I drive to the rack too.
I knew it was going on.
I didn't have to look at it.
I'm already out the corner.
I knew it was going on. I didn't have to look at it. I'm already off the court.
Bro, so when you could be driving and getting a bucket. Show me an elbow jumper. Show me
a pull-up. I can't do that. Show me one athletic, like, actual move.
Let me explain to you why you're not going to see that from me.
You only shoot threes. I used to do that, but...
Guarded by Ron. He's not even guarding you. I have a 20CL.
Oh, so you're cooked. Yes, I have no...
Why does play like any defense on your duty? Yes, I had no like juice off the first step
Free ACL
I'm getting surgery in June game. I'm blowing past you not playing no defense. I'm gonna see one video you play defense
Do you play defense at all? You want to see me? You want to see me drive?
I can show you me drive before I was before I got injured actually
It's like 2007
before I got injured
before I got injured
I know it's a shooting right there, it's a shooting
only shooting
watch watch watch watch
hold on just wait for it, wait for it
game this is only shooting
what's that?
just wait for it, wait for it, wait for it
hold on just wait for it, you see how you wait for it
wait for it, right here, bang, ready?
spawn, spawn
A
game you win like 95 pounds of this
And your ACL
Like you want to see me you want to see me of recent this is the most recent video
This is at my most healthy with a tour ACL
That's not even you
This is me and rugs 1v1 cook the way one was this this was eight days ago last week
Why is it black
Keep in mind like this is no warm-up. No nothing outside court. Am I am I am I
love rugs are right? Yeah, no rugs really good. Oh look, I'm not I can barely move
You see thing you're just still shooting. You're only shooting. I'm shooting. Watch this. Come on. I'm shooting ready
You're only shooting watch this that watch this I'm only shooting right shadow only shooting bang
put the body on him post move no that's no defense post move oh god it doesn't matter if you're
in my business it matter if you guard me because I'm still putting the ball in the fucking net
That's not happening
And then if I have to I really do I really pull out some shit like this watch this
I'll really plus some shit like this
Watch this bro. We're not even playing defense on you. Yes. He is. Why is there a pig on the street?
Come on
You're doing slow motion as move
I don't have a 20 CEO watch this
I'm pulling out a crazy move I want to be ready watch this
You were eight for 30
Pick up the bomb don't matter off his body
This is her
Ball no, she you even know it. I want to smoke in Q&A. Yeah
outside
window. I would have known on it. Hotbox, what can be hotbox though?
The elevated? Yeah, you know. Hotbox and 340. It's gotta, we gotta do a car. If we're
hotboxes gotta be a car. I'm gonna do it. Look at my car. Have you smoked in your car?
Oh, I see your car there. Yeah, I wasn't cooking. Oh, let's do that. Yeah. You want to get that
I've ride GG
Or do you haul and they were turning like the red light is no problem
Drill
Maybe you don't have a sticky thing in your car do you I don't oh you have a windshield yes, bro
Oh, we're chilling that I know I had it here. Can you come?
Can you come here don't oh?
Oh
Because they say what happened with redify last night
What does that do anything?
Could you get pulled over in your way?
There's my shit
Now my mom thinks I got me get the phone
Wait, did you get pulled over your system now?
If you get pulled over in your car smells like weed as long as there's no weed in your system
You cannot get arrested that's oh cool
Oh
No
You should stop
Got pulled over from reckless driving. Yeah, so if there's any cops or anybody in LA watching the stream
Right if I got pulled over from reckless driving but Braden over here. He escaped the cops
He drove away when the cop went after Braden he sped off and completely escaped the cop
He drives a light BMW m340 so many cops wanna I can get the license play for y'all too, but yeah, he did drive off actually
Allegedly
So smoking air shit smoking air shit
I'm not a fad. Just do your car, Lacey. It's convertible.
Fags, fags. I haven't hotboxed a new car yet.
Oh, let's just take the roof down and not hotbox and just smoke in your car.
And you just blow it into the air. We can do that.
So we can just sit in it, so we're in seats, wood music, and the roof is just down.
I'm down for that. Wait, why'd you get a soft top?
Um, I liked it. It's like kind of herb. Herb? Yeah.
What is herb? Just like, you should have not like, like soft top just like kind of
What you want to know the truth is, you know the truth is, is people hate on soft tops
as a trend.
People don't actually dislike soft tops.
M4 soft top looks like a statement.
They just see, but you have a mind's black with black.
Like if I had a green car with a black soft top, it would be different.
But like.
So it blends in a little?
It looks tough.
Soft top's ugly.
I mean that's fine and you're ugly.
It's just an opinion.
I personally like the soft tops.
I think it's better than hard top.
Thanks.
All right, ready?
All right, let's fight.
Let's go.
I like having some of those cards I pulled today.
But what ones are good?
The Racer.
Huh?
The Racer.
You want my ass?
The Racer.
Oh, what is this?
Oh, those are the cards I haven't been doing well.
What's the number of ones you've won?
I don't know.
This is the most expensive one. Oh my god stranger things Chrissy. Oh my god
That's face grace who's that
Now I got this one of one day to chill
They need a lot of one of more time with the drops
Who you?
Yes, yeah, it's one of one. So it's really like you can't read their price on it and I got this one
Oh, no, it's like five a.k. This one right here Tyler show it's see the see the patch
It's a Nike
Oh
This goes for like 12 14k cuz the night is loose cuz the solution
And then I got this car right here
What is it you came up on this or no?
Yeah, it's out of five and then Marjax and dinner can remark Andrew's rookie patch this goes for 20
Wait, that's your target 22 minutes here. Oh
My god, those are all straighter things
Dr. B?
These are legit cards.
Hi, you got the twerp?
Yeah, I got the twerp.
Yeah.
Should I get some fresh water or anything?
Probably. You're gonna need it.
You're gonna need it, boy.
Alright.
First time hotboxin' a new whip!
There's keys.
Why are my keys?
talking about keys. I'm gonna put you on your knees and you gonna suck this dick
until I come like honey out of a bee.
Huddah!
Right here, look at that.
They're upstairs.
Wait, you be free-solving?
Yeah, be free-solving, yeah.
Here one, please.
Here, let's go, let's go.
Oh, hi, Mattis. How are you? I haven't seen you in forever.
I want to see you in person.
Are you ready?
Mmm.
Can we just hop down or hop up?
I mean, you don't want to make a smell.
Why?
Ah, you don't care?
I could just get a D to it.
Yeah, it looks like I'll have to smell it.
I won't smell shit.
You coming tomorrow?
I'll be tomorrow, yeah.
Oh, that'll have them D to it.
Fuck you, let's do it.
All right, come on, man.
Yeah, wait, who's M4 is this?
Listen, hold on, let's do this.
I'll ask PQ.
Yeah.
Hey, B-Locks?
Are you in here?
Should I bring on light and look, you got it?
Look at the hood, we got like a front exit.
Ta-da!
How much is it? Oh, do we have to go up?
Are we on?
Yes.
Oh, you don't care?
Alright.
Is that a lighter?
Yes.
He choose that light.
light. Is this good chat or should we make a wide view?
It's a soft cup. It'll be smelling for days. Wait, how do you
wait? What happens that? How do you dash it? Frosty. I see
down on frost on my phone. Yeah. Wait, this will make it smell
for days, Chad. Oh, because he's going to absorb it into the
woofer section probably.
I can ask somebody, let me ask someone.
Hey sweetheart, is it bad if I hot box a convertible soft top?
will that affect anything or like will the smell get stuck in the soft spot?
Who's here?
Hello dumb bitch are you there? Who in the full list?
Yes, it's a different shirt.
That's good, right?
Hey, Valley.
Hello?
Oh, the car says fucking hell.
Oh, it says he's been slapped.
I didn't fuck anything up yet.
Hey, listen. We're about to hot-box a car.
Is it gonna affect anything? Like, is it gonna make the car smell inside if it's a soft-top convertible?
Yeah, it'll definitely make the car smell. Like, really smell.
Softop convertibles are basically fabric tents on wheels, so smoke just sinks right into
the upholstery. The headliner, even the carpet. You'll be smelling it for weeks unless you
go full OCD with ozone machines or vinegar pumps. If you crack the windows and blast
The AC on Re-Circ, it might...
Oh, come on.
So much as cuts.
Yeah, just pull it down.
Just take it down with your smoke, or the smoke in the season.
She just went in there.
Oh, no.
Not bad at all.
What's the past that you run in with?
Fast up, not in this?
Not too bad.
Not crazy.
Rookie shit.
No demon.
Yo y'all there spamming L. I'm not damaging a $200,000 car.
Wait, you had a euros before this? Yeah.
And you got this over a euros?
Yeah, I like this. I like being able to drive with the top down.
I feel like you have multiple whips. You're rich. It doesn't matter. I'm not damaging my new car.
You can clean it?
Nah, it'll go away eventually for sure.
Oh, so it'll permanently be like this?
No, no, no, bro, never, it's not never permanent.
Regardless.
Juice car?
Just move like this.
Yeah, but they're saying it's a little mixy hot box.
They're writing, is what I'm saying?
Or are they literally bouncing right down?
Like it's like a, it's like a,
Bama the Bio, like 82p game.
Yeah, it's a Bama the Bio game right now.
So we gotta force it.
Well, we could just say it's not a hot box.
We could smoke it in my lip.
Do it.
So can y'all explain to me what the difference is like why do y'all want us to hotbox instead of just smoking in the car?
Because we're gonna be like way more fraud.
Why do they want that?
Because they want to just see us like mad stuff.
Braden's with.
We kill.
I already smell like this, like it's not that deep, like the second time I smoked it it goes up to 10.
My stalling chat?
Yeah, bro, you know what I'm saying right now.
I got my buck on line, I mean, you don't want them, I want it, I just want the best.
So I'm gonna need some good questions for Lacey, don't miss some ad-libs in my chat, I got my shit
get up now
Fuck it
This one here first times first time hotbox in a new car. It's like popping a cherry in it. Yeah, it's like
I'm probably gonna keep this car forever
Wait, do you have one with or like multiple I got three cars
I have this car and I have never heard of a Vespa and then I have...
What's that?
What brand is that?
Vespa.
Oh, is this on brand?
Yeah, it's on brand.
Yeah, it's tough.
It's so fast.
And then I have...
It's fast as well?
Yeah.
What else? You got a third one? Yeah, I got a third one. I have, um, yeah, what's the brand name of my third one?
All righty. That's a bike.
You know what a Vespa is, Brad, I don't know what a Vespa is. Is that your car? Is that your go-kart?
No, I have evolution as well. Evolution is larger. Do you want to spark it? I'm not going to mess this up.
Wait, should I do this? Wait, is this better, chef? Tell me how this is better. Hold on.
Is this better?
Let me see the angle.
You want something to hash on or no?
Uh, this bag.
Okay, Chad is this angle better?
That's so tough wait
Like that is that good with angles up
Start puffing that little shit like a choo choo train
Oh my god, you just pop the cherry we pop the cherry in the amd
It's like you want to do it or no okay
We gonna be Friday here we're gonna get workers hotbox the car after work fax
Oh, the best was the moped. No, you know what's the drug moped?
No, you go! You go!
You know what I'm saying? Why don't you start coughing?
It's hot in here, dude.
You good, bruh?
No, I don't want to...
Why don't you start coughing, babe?
I need to eat something out of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need some snacks or something out of it.
You want me to...
What is this? Oh, sour. Sour, rust, debris. Want me to ask in here? Let's take a house in here. You can't use it.
Look up.
You want me to ask inside of the Snacks you're eating around?
How did I suppose someone would know?
You want a lot of snack dead ass like help you?
Okay, fuck it. Should we start the questions before I give me a good question to ask Brayden
chat. I wonder what these are going to be about.
Don't break the hot box facts. We came back to window.
No, go for it. You go for it. You go for it.
I got to look at the top of questions. I'm trying to get a question for Lacey. Good question
for Lacey.
Okay, we'll start we'll start like it's like it's like tooth or drink kind of yeah
um how many bodies do you actually have there's no way you literally barely like
the exact number on God I don't know the exact number but I'll say between 25 and
30
What a tool
What do you mean a tool?
What are you saying?
How's that tool?
What are you gonna think?
I haven't caught no new bodies
in the last like six months
or eight months or a year or whatever it is
I don't caught no new bodies
Alright
Oh, so you don't want to hit it too regardless?
I need one might as well, right?
I'll get it going a little bit
Who's this?
What was your first body's name that you didn't even look like chose
I've never said her name. No, we're hit this I
Need to know who the fuck legend part right there, okay
You know
Her name was Gabby game
Oh God, is that right?
Yeah, why?
Why?
Because every time you've been coming up with bad names.
No, no, no, oh God.
It's not Hunter.
It's Hunter.
It's not Hunter.
I said it was Hunter, bro.
You leaked it on your Spotify?
Oh, that's right.
What, your other name?
I did actually do that.
Okay, wait, give me one for Brady.
Give me one for Brady.
Nice.
Sorry, y'all gonna throw me some alludes for questions.
Throw me some alludes for questions.
It's gonna be too hard because everything might,
My they know everything about me. They already said yes. I said everything
Except that right there when I asked. I mean I'm pretty sure I just don't eat that by accident anyway
Okay
What okay well what do I don't y'all just keep saying ask about what what do I ask you a question?
That's me a question. Yes, open and I got a question. I have to have an answer to me
Okay, we need somebody asked unless we break the whole box. No, we can't break the whole box
What if we do it? Wait, watch out.
Oh my god.
In this box.
All right.
I'm going to be honest, bro.
I'll let you just for a while.
Come on.
I'll let you just for a while.
Um, OK.
Do you still talk to Lyme?
Headliner?
Do I still talk to her?
Me and Lana are currently not talking.
Yeah bro, I got too crazy with social media so for me I had to like, I had to like, like
separate something like, you know, give myself some time away from her and stuff, you're
stealing cat.
Why'd you say cat?
This a real, this a real, this a real, how the fuck would y'all even, like, what y'all
sayin'?
I would know.
Cat?
He's lying.
Uh-uh.
Alright, give me a question for Lacey.
Cat is cat.
Yo, what are y'all saying?
Is that my cat?
Uhhhhhhhhh
What happened on August 9th?
August 9th?
Yo!
What? What happened on August 9th?
Bro, that's such a... Yo!
What happened?
Um...
Or hit it?
August 9th?
Yo
Wait, is this a God to your question?
What happened on August 9th?
I don't even know if I remember.
Uh, August 9th?
Wait, where was I August 9th?
Where was I?
You took a selfie.
No, Brad.
What happened on August 9th?
What was that?
I told this.
Yeah.
Is it GGs?
Oh my God.
All right, August 9th is a crazy night.
All right, let me know.
So, it was back on August 9th of 2024.
What, 2024?
Yes, 2024.
W?
Um, basically it was back when my community was super parasocial about girls shit.
And I was supposed to fly somewhere and I lied about where I was going and I said that my flight got stuck in Charlotte.
And I like posted a video and I had a dream I was supposed to do and I cancelled it because I said my flight got stuck in Charlotte.
when um wait what wait so to see us already it was to see Darla when we were
secretly talking like without anybody oh cuz you had it on the low yes yes
yeah wait so y'all broke up was you were dating publicly no we weren't
dating oh we were not even really we were just like okay no not even
I was a little boom you weren't making content I liked her a lot but I never
talked to a girl before so I was like a newbie but um but yeah then then we a lot
of your chat and link them yeah I linked her and I told I like said that I was
going somewhere else and then I made up this bullshit ass story I was laying on
her bed I made up a fake video and posted it and I was like oh I'm going I'm
in stuck in Charlotte right now and overlay not gonna be live tomorrow
Yeah, I don't know some some dude like track my flights and
Said that it was not possible for me to ever be in Charlotte because there were no flights from where I'm gonna
So bullshit, bro, and then like you came out and like just I made it here. Well, I don't remember how I think
Well, I'm so bad that you went there
Um, because shit went down in the beginning and I shit talked her online because I was
feeling the type of way.
So you talked shit about her and this went bad?
Oh, you're a demon.
No.
I mean, I shouldn't have, I'm gonna be honest, I was so fucking emotional at that time, but
I never talked to a girl before, I actually talked to one, so then I was like, I got super
her yeah we weren't even together in the first place at all and then I just also
like your emotions like yeah but I really live like the next day I used to go
live at night I used to get so emotional that I'd go live on my fault at night to
tell my channel like what was going on in your house yes what was your all name
it's like your child streamer sometimes it's no streamer wait so people like it's
like a small community that follows you on a certain channel yeah I like how to
I usually go live on there and get like 800 viewers a thousand viewers
Why are they laughing?
What what?
Who's Rina?
What do you mean?
Where are you?
A rushing girl?
Did you ever ask, bro?
Yeah, I would.
Rina?
There isn't all girl names!
Who's Arriela?
My dad's on the...
Amber, Arriela, Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina.
Rina, Lana, Aisley, how many names are there?
Um, okay, did you ever, did you do anything with Rina?
Huh?
Do I do anything weird?
Anything sexual with Reno.
I didn't.
I didn't do nothing sexual with her.
That actually was a lot of content.
I didn't do nothing.
You're saying cat?
Bro, like how are they going to tell me cat?
How the fuck is cat going to tell me cat?
I swear.
He's laughing?
Because they think I know they know more who's
Brother saying I doesn't know Hannah say other names. All right, they said
Asked me to be cracked Anna or hit this
Twice
Yo
I just knew this child's gonna do that
They were spending Anna. What do y'all mean caught brother? I took a hit that means I'm not answering it
No, it does not
Oh, that's not awesome tech.
Look at this ready bang.
All right, ask me a question.
Okay, check me a question.
You guys are so weird.
Um, yo, y'all just want to know about his dick.
They only care about your dick a lot.
They're not asking no dude questions.
Okay, I'm not gonna, I'm not, you don't have to say the name.
Have you done anything sexually with any of the girls that have been on your stream besides long?
But like way a long time ago
But
Right a lot of checker-tester. This is already facts
Duh. Oh, yeah, I was no I did a lot of figure test knows I asked right bro
No, but I haven't done nothing like no one after that's even a better question brother
I'm lost
Doing stuff with any girl after
You're trying to get him no, I'm not trying to
Uh-uh, uh, give me a question, give me a, uh, give me a question for Lacy-Tuck.
I'll do the letter.
What happened to your old camera man?
Are these L questions?
Are these like Matt Lorfel?
I mean, no.
No, not Lorfel.
Not Lorfel at all, bro.
Um...
I mean, what is this?
Oh, a pyramid.
Did the car just die?
Let's turn it off.
Probably need one.
Let's turn it on.
What happened?
No, I thought he was just leaking, like, inside information outside.
Oh, he's a hot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I found out he was a hot.
He was snitching?
Like, just like, wait, what is he, like, texting people?
Like, discourse or something?
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just like, yeah, I'm discordant on a call and shit.
Oh, man.
Was here like a camera for a while I don't know wait cap
What do you all need cap liar?
Hey, what do you all think? Oh
I was saying someone else wait, what was the question what happened your old camera manners. I'm sick. Oh
I thought okay never mind never mind never mind never
I was thinking I thought you'd ask something else.
What'd you gotta ask?
Um...
Why you fire someone else?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But I'm not gonna lie, you ought to be the least of shit.
Who was leaking inside shit?
Nothing, bro.
Where's my water, dude?
Wait, wait, wait.
You gotta fire someone for leaking something?
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
Did you answer the question?
We're eating fried!
We can tell about whatever you want.
What's the smell going on?
I'm tripping.
I thought my door was a panel flop.
You like your knees?
Yeah, he's a nurse.
He's gonna take the game.
I'm trying, but it's like...
You can take the fucking thing.
I can't grab it.
Why don't you put in a question mark?
Nah, he was taking his candy.
You're jerking him?
He's not jerking him.
I was trying to get my hand in the bag of candy.
Yeah, the candy was in like right here, so he's grabbing one cuz like
All right, give me a question for braided
Someone's screaming
Uh, pipe down, buddy, you drink out of plastic, okay?
Is that a roast?
I guess.
What's the plastic roast?
That's a new roast.
Chaz, that's a no.
He looks natural.
What is it?
Yeah, he looks natural.
What?
That's someone to ask if you've ever gotten cosmetic surgeries done.
I'm not going to lie, that just made me realize it's the most dick suck question you could ever ask.
You're a dick sucker, whoever said that.
Nah, people we do not have contacts with are people.
People just ask other dudes if you have cosmetic surgeries done just because he looks that good.
You're a dick sucker. Holy shit.
Was it cosmetic surgery? Like in those jobs or something?
Yeah.
Um, okay, that's a shitty question.
Oh
Holy shit is so good, I got nothing
Let's cook I got some more questions for you
What the oh, yeah, there's some more fuck
They all asking questions about your bread bro.
You be saying how much you make or no?
Yeah, I don't have it.
Like every single thing is like how much bread you make it.
Largest month on Twitch.
Like from Twitch alone?
Yeah, probably just Twitch alone.
Uh, some time.
There's like...
Yeah, facts.
How much subs you had?
Okay, but like flat or like a little more like a hundred and nine case
So what's the math on that which is split like 70
But some of the others so just on so no you guys just see you should see even still from October
I'll get like messages to this day about like from when I open twitch on my dashboard of people charging back
Oh, yeah, so many people just call their bank and refund their subs
I'll be getting that shit every day, too.
I mean, not, like,
but not as much as that shit.
Are you laughing? It's not funny.
I'm so serious, my revenue has went down, like, over, over 22k,
since Subbathon ended from people refunding.
So you didn't even have 100k subs for it?
No, I did. I definitely did.
No, because it'd been all refunded.
Yo, my head is spinning.
Ah, you could break the box if you want.
You take this?
Oh
Like out of streamers
Is there someone or it like has there been someone who you're met that you don't like that you just don't fuck with
Like like your worst collab
Like some dudes right like not like me clubbing with a girl
Another shimmer
Um, who am I collab with chat that are other streamers?
I'm having a hell of a collapse or even just Matt.
Well, this is like, yeah, but if there's no one, you can just say no one.
I was I just I don't know if there was someone who like, yeah.
I feel like everyone I've collaborated with, okay, they're mad genuine.
But I have no like dickhead collapse.
You have one?
Have you like done a kind of like, damn, like, action for this person?
Um.
I never even come out with him
I'm trying to think of there's someone I did a collab with it. I don't fuck with
Yeah, I don't not fuck with Wendy
Well, you don't fuck with her. No, I do
Oh, she just like deeper. No, I just always see clips of her like talking about of her talking about me and talking about like the face guys in some way
But no, I don't know if I'm at one day at all. I'm really reactive to the clips. I don't have people try to like say that I
Did a stream with Wendy and I had a lot of fun on the show I do with Wendy
That was also one of my most fun streams
I was back and forth from the gas station buying lottery tickets and then I kept losing and we kept going back
I
Was just part my steering wheel like a fucking idiot has he ever been paid guy from the yachts room guy from the yacht
Oh my god, someone just said Wendy's spicy nuggets now. I'm fucking hungry. You're an asshole. We see a spicy nervous
Wendy's has played no not Wendy's or T's. Oh Wendy's. Wendy's the fuck I've heard before? Yes. She got the new merch or something.
Tell her then. Tell her.
Ask about McKinley.
What about her?
Oh.
You crack McKinley? Hell no.
Oh hell no, oh
No, I didn't know oh, yes, it's a good no
You know that was really just pure on stream. Oh, yeah, well you said you're asking me
I mean that's about no other girls for a
Like he does got a whole girl
44 I can't control that clickbait
But I was out of my control
It was 44 she posted like
on her old ad like
Like you know how there's like a paywall there's like a paywall of like some shit a video and then it was a selfie of me in her
There's 44 bucks. Yeah, it was $44. Oh
Damn bro
I
Was W working on I'm gonna be honest and then she she took it down and then donated all the money of it to charity
Oh, that's tough. Yeah
But no, that's was crazy
Good off the split
Fuck through I'm fried
I
Don't know if I'm racing to do a W
broke the box
Wasn't me. Who's it was this? Wait, should I open the top so it just airs out
Oh my god, I'm waiting for it to end.
L DUI I'm not driving I'm not faded
it's still a DUI by the way okay so it's a DUI to be in my car while hi nice
I'm not driving wait. Can you drink while driving but not driving nowhere?
Why would he be just like stand just get like hammered in your car? Yeah
That's not legal right?
No, I mean as long as you're not driving a pretty sure you could drink. It's gonna rain here. Yeah, cuz your shit's open
What's up boys?
What's up boys?
What happened?
Jerry back here? WQ&A?
You're a fraud?
Yeah.
Holy shit. Yo, I am fried.
I'm lucky fried too. That was good split though, right? Oh my god. Loki fried
Yo eat the edibles too
Yeah, I can't drive a home check
Oh, you got more water
I'm afraid you're gonna get it.
No, I got myself.
What is this in here, though?
Chad, is this good if it was left out?
It's just a sandwich.
I feel like it's good.
It's not a good sandwich.
It's lowkey healthy, too, no?
This is the shit that Jewel's making us?
Yeah.
You gotta make one right now.
You gotta make one, you want one?
Mm-mm.
It's fine if it's from earlier today.
The hemp has been sitting out for only like eight hours.
That's crazy ease.
Is it?
Dan never thought I'd see this collab before
coming from a girl.
You guys are two of the best lucky streamers for real.
Oh, as a girl, this is like a dream
because y'all look so good.
Yeah, that's a long ass child, what the fuck?
That's the longest I've ever seen.
I don't know.
I thought it was a little paragraph through.
I don't know what the point.
Yeah, why is the meat so wet?
You see how wet the meat is?
Yeah, and it hasn't even been in the fridge, no?
That's what I'm saying, why is my meat so wet?
Why is your meat like that?
Braden, tell me the scene up how is it for the reviews?
No, I'm gonna do a stream of it or something.
Wait, who's that?
Scene up how?
Wait, didn't she kiss the shame and then he got like herpes?
Yeah.
Holy fuck.
That's...
Well, I saw that.
I feel like
But like I feel like
Going to get with her and not kiss it
Reading it one-sided we've seen one side. Where's the top?
You this cheese cannot be good
dude I'm gonna freak I hate when my cheese just hooked up
it's like my pet peeve in the air
man she's getting fucked up
what's on your gamble or not
whatever
Brains is a goon friendly stream
so you hit that
nice healthy sandwich bro
yes I healthy you
I wasn't a healthy eats
So white bread, it's meat, protein, and cheese.
It's very healthy, actually.
It's actually very healthy.
You know, I am right out of my mind, right?
Who are you?
You know what I'm saying?
No, no, no.
What did you make music for?
No, I don't.
Deal?
We said the studio then.
Like make a rap song?
Now you was just restarting the front.
I know stuff when I do get in the studio. It's nasty. Wait. Have you made a song before?
Play it. I mean we're wrong. We play it. It's good. No, no, like the old-ass one
Hmm, I know you have an old-ass one. Nah, like a old video
No, oh
Yeah, it's that one. It was that one. Oh, yeah, the song
Mm-hmm. I don't know. We play this song right here. What was the car? I'm back about it lonely. Yeah, it's called lonely
It actually went
Little boy to top three for our country the USA on
On on YouTube
What the fuck
What was this?
Man long ago?
Oh you wasn't going to fully chat?
Two years ago?
Yeah
Chat top three song in USA by the way
Don't dream you like that
I don't know how to say it.
Okay, so the man who sings is running out.
That should be a part of me.
First he was placed in my seat.
And then he only looked to me.
Oh, please, that ain't no boy.
He balls up the fat teeth.
Now he's a little faster than me.
I'm like, where's the man's boy?
Yeah, right here.
Who's this song?
I don't know.
I really don't know who he is.
Wait, he was depressed?
Hell no.
I was, bro.
Tell me.
I thought he was depressed.
No, he was depressed.
I'm sure he was lit.
I guess what else happened about this?
Rodney Richard me up, he was like, yo.
Oh, it's like to actually be on the real feature?
He wanted me to feature my verse on his song.
It's like a remix.
Yeah, right Richard?
Yeah, you would have made a bag off that, bro.
No, it wasn't about the bag for me, it was more about like questions of the cool, like
for people to know, like, oh, I remix the song by him.
So he actually hit me up and said he wanted me to do that.
Was it like we don't get it like a check
I'm like toady
It was crazy like
Crazy like formula
And they said fuck it. I'm gonna just stream. Yeah
I didn't really want to be a record like artists and you know, yeah, cuz like you don't want to be known as a rapper
Wait you have a song oh
I made one. Yeah
Yeah, it's on tiktok
What's it called? Oh, it's on YouTube actually yeah, yeah, yeah, it says two weeks ago, but this was like like six months ago
Is this actually a full song of you know, yeah, this this one I first met London
Actually rapper no now singing
I allface you
I'm a trailer maker
It's
Right
Get fried
I'm gonna eat it up.
Watch, watch in the course, that's the course, that's the course.
That is W. Stamin' Fries.
I'm going to be honest.
Why your pocket playing music, bro?
I'm going to be honest.
That's your tongue, right?
Yes.
This shit is ass.
This shit is ass.
But...
you gotta listen to the next but the next verse the next verse got better it
has potential yeah I know your voice has potential right I'm like this year
right here this shit is ass but it has potential to be good God's here right
so I'm thinking me obviously I've become an artist you say the next verses nasty
Okay, I'm here yet.
Backwards, backwards, backwards.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Okay, I got a little better.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
okay yeah I think I think you like like you have flashes like that but like I
have like I have flashes like this which is what I'm saying what I'm saying is
like me and you in the student might have to hop in there like you see how you
have flashes of that one yeah like you got to hear to you got to really hear the
flashes of this one
This song got him what?
Come on!
Come on!
One of you, one of you!
Fight!
Oh, sick.
What are you doing?
Fight!
Oh, sick.
This is way too much!
This is a hard act.
You'll be carried out with that.
You're not exactly in the fucking mall.
We don't give a fuck.
That door is locked.
That's a way to call.
That's a sign of freedom.
When she calls.
Yeah, now you only got to be prepared for this.
This is a long song.
Beat switch.
What? Who said that?
Beat switch.
Yeah.
That's one?
Oh
Why would you be from everyone like like there was all this here or something or it's just like just
Not just them.
Oh, so you did some first?
Yeah.
For no reason?
Did anyone like retaliate?
No, there is a reason.
Jason and Marlon were making a diss track.
Are y'all?
Jason and Marlon were making a song,
and their song was ass.
So I thought in my head,
how can I make this about me?
So me and Ron went up to Ron's room,
and we just started making a diss track on them.
And you all recorded all of them, right?
Yep.
dance to use this one for no reason though yeah and then did they clap back or down yeah
yeah everybody think everybody I think this was good but all my soul is that I would play this actor
I need a run, I need you to bring a rest
Jason, got it and I'm crushing chess
In that little place, really SLS
I'm standing, carrying toys, Ness, pop, and Ness
I know you're a motherfucker, I'm starting the war
Come on, we're playing and I'm so hot and I'm ready
Boys, I'm piece of curry, I'm under the score
Feel like pieces of ice and boy, I'm sure it'll be a copy
Boys, I'm a little worried that I'm a boy
So I'm gonna push you down, boys, here's a bitch
You know what I'm saying? Like, we really hit flow scene. We hit flow scene.
Y'all kept going? How long we all been here for? What the fuck?
Nah, that's the argument. This is the argument.
Y'all can't let me look better there.
Hell no!
We'll let you look dumb.
Oh, there's some sashes.
He has some sashes.
And then this is what's in her head.
And Jason responded with,
and she was an ass.
Bro, it was an ass!
It was actually Ash, like be honest, you cannot tell me this right here was better than ours.
It was not.
I heard this.
Is there this after he got this stuff?
And they used to talk that to this?
I got this guy.
And they used to talk that to this?
I'm not even gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be the response to this.
I don't understand
Like
I don't understand that we had a word for it
Just wait
We were like, I'm telling you
So let's go
I'm glad you're going to our favorite place
You're taking our all in our stares
Don't you wanna come?
So they were roasting you during that?
I don't know.
To be honest, they do start rapping, but looking back at the disses, the only reason people
said this was good was because it was responding to great after hours.
This shit was ass.
It gets better or no?
I mean, I hear it is better, but it's just like...
This ain't a disrack.
Who do you want?
Yeah, it's better but it's just like...
This ain't it, this one.
No.
Hey, what's up?
Wait, what?
What the hell are you looking for?
No they're not!
I'm for my shit!
I'm for my shit!
I'm for my shit!
Yeah!
She never said that shit, wrote that shit
I'm a fucking idiot ass, idiot ass
Take these drugs, take these drugs, bitch
And you broke, raise it when I'm bitch
What the hell is this?
I
Was looking tough the Vietnamese bar was low-key tough. What was it?
Chad, so I can say the n-word
Y'all got clocked, but I just wasn't better than the first one
And it's not even worth me going back because I don't want to I don't want to catch up
Back at that point like I'm just actually fully catching a body like that will be a murder scene
It's not trying to do you go fully catch a body if you spin back right now
If I ever have to spin back on a diss track, it's like I'm like I'm catching I'm literally it's gonna be a murder scene
I'm gonna catch a body. It's over. So who's body like you catching?
I mean if I had to spin back, I'm not going to but if I had to spin back on this one
I'd spin back on Sid and Jason
And it'll be over after that?
It'll be done. It won't be nothing that could even be like brought up again.
Damn.
Cause that's really how I do it. I'm the king LA.
Play rice down.
I know I'm slumped right now from that hot white bro. That's gonna be muddy. I'm mute a Iro
Is that your best song
Are you not in there? I mean I was in the music. It's a phase video. It was our is our band being a band
No.
Is that too many views?
Oh my god.
These comments are sad.
They're out so soon.
They just collapsed.
And left.
They're my hard days in the town
They stand as when I was young
I was still so safe like a fool
We stand to be famous
Huh?
Well, I wouldn't, what, like, you wouldn't even sing in there?
I don't remember where I was at
You doing the brisket meet?
Mmm... I wasn't even in town
Okay
Where was I during this chat?
You got a different one?
I'm not in these...
They didn't want to do the songs?
No, I was never there when they were recording the songs
I was in but they took my part out because they was ass.
I was in Texas.
So they just took your shit out?
Yes.
Damn.
So you're the worst like, talented, like.
Helen, I'm the best music music talented.
Out of the whole phase.
Yeah.
Best music music talented.
Well behind Max, behind Max.
Yeah.
Maybe a second?
Yeah, I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm a close second.
Close second.
The Christmas song, oh that one was so bad.
Yeah, how long ago at this trip to?
Oh, we have no idea man.
Literally no clue.
Would you live here?
Yeah, I just moved here.
Are you in a apartment or a house?
No, I'm in a, I'm in a crib, I'm in a B&B right now, like the past two months.
What's that?
Oh, just kidding.
We can't hear you, you're mumbling?
I'm not mumbling, bro.
How am I mumbling?
I'm gonna say I scream nice.
What you about to do?
Can't believe it's it.
Yeah, I fuck with Patrick.
So Patrick doesn't matter to do their shit tough.
I'll work with him.
Yeah, I'm about to wrap it up.
Like your date?
Nah.
Wait, do you fuck with a condom?
Hell no.
Oh, ex.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, do you?
I never use a condom.
Oh, God?
Mm-mm.
So you fuck every girl raw?
No.
Like, I've never, like, never had sexual condom.
So you fuck every girl raw?
No, no, no, no, no.
Now.
What?
So you just stop using them?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I just thought these were the ones.
Oh, so you had had sex with a condom?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, you just said no.
No, I just had to practice.
You had to practice putting it on a banana first?
No.
Hey, hey, people do that.
You didn't tell me you took out a banana from like the kitchen.
Yes.
You took a condom and put it on?
Yes, I took a banana out of the kitchen.
I took a condom and I wrapped it around the banana and figured out to see how fast I could do it.
How fast?
You timed it?
Well, yeah, because I feel like I was with a girl,
like she wouldn't want me to be slow putting the condom on.
So what I'll do is I'll like, I'll just,
I'll like, there's a slow way to put it off?
Well, you like shimmy it down halfway.
You gotta do it quick.
What do you mean?
Like you're in the moment and you don't want to be slow.
You don't want to be like, okay, hold on.
And then stop for 30 seconds,
kill the mood because you're putting the fucking condom
in your face. 30 seconds.
So it's just, I was practicing with like a banana
in my bed scene, how fast I could do it.
So like, what'd you do like?
I would like practice laying on one side
and then I'd have the banana in one hand
and the economy in the other
and then I'd rip it and I'd put it on the banana really quick
and then I'd turn over
I was practicing
It's fine
See, I'm the only one that does that
Have you ever took a honey pack?
Yeah
I think it was a freak
Go like placebo
Cebo?
I've never heard that one, what's that?
and it's not real.
If I give you a click and it says edible,
you start acting friar.
That's what happens?
No, it's placebo.
But what?
You can take a pill that does that called thecebo.
Yeah, it's called a placebo.
Like it's not real, it's just like cat.
Yeah, but you said, when we were talking about drugs,
and you said thecebo.
So you're saying thecebo.
You're saying a honey pack is placebo.
I know what you're saying.
You're saying there's a drug called the SIBO that makes you feel placebo.
No.
Huh?
There's, if I say you'll drink this water and then you drink, I'm like, yeah, that was
alcohol.
And you start acting drunk, like you've got bad.
It's placebo.
Yeah.
You're saying there's something.
No, I didn't say nothing else.
No, no, no.
Nothing else.
Oh, what?
I
See
You said I saw you bull. Oh
That should be mad girl right off. So he does
Mmm, I could put my tongue is my side
And you just a week as well. You put a cat you could order any eats right now
Are you a god and you made a sandwich?
I'm so hungry, bro
Guess I'm ease about where I'll say evil
Don't be a good play
You would be free fire and doordash
Yeah, but before you guys want a crib. Oh my god, I'm recently so it's actually the fucking message chat
I'm telling you all the method right now. You ever you ever matter leave
from somewhere and go home and you're hungry you look at how far the drive is and then you look
on board s or something that matches the time so you can pre-fire your food be in there when you
get there what's the most you spend on door dash you know at once oh ever yeah or like in a month
or some shit huh probably some crazy number totally max maximum maximum hundred dollars yeah
You're probably 5K, on the rest of the month.
5K, yeah.
10K plus?
Yeah.
So I thought that you said that you called and you called and you said that you have
to go with the Lamo.
So we're looking for that.
We should have done that on the line.
So I can just grab it.
Oh.
Wait, so I got to go home with the Lamo?
We're looking for that.
So we're going to give you my ID.
No, no, no.
You're going to go with...
You're going to take the...
Oh, shit.
take the long the long, take the long, more I'm gonna see.
Unless you wanna take this, you're out of-
Right now, job that soon?
No, you can't-
I'm just popping off the edge of the fucking.
You can't just pull that tent, you can low-key go now.
You're not bringing the truck back because you're shining out-
Wait, Jack, can I stream that or is that fucking-
Yeah, I don't even know.
This is what you're talking about.
Game.
Drop the truck, like, like, at about as hot-box as it was?
Yeah, they're all pulled at 10, so you can-
Oh, how far is it?
go now wait wait what if but then so then I gotta we out don't stream it if if cam
drives bro if cam drives cannot stream it or no yeah right yeah if I drop though
like I can't swim it well you're going to take the truck right now yeah before
it closes yeah cuz I'm gonna return the truck and I'm gonna have a lawnmower and
I got like hold it or something you're gonna have to take like carry the law my
god wait so I wait do you have Nip's number
Nappy how are we getting back then you know we're gonna take the truck with the
I'm going to tell them people return the shits and then bring the truck back.
Yeah, wait, but how are you going to take the truck back?
I know, but it's not going to work.
Someone's going to have to walk.
Yo, what are you saying?
Right?
No, I'm bringing it back here.
Yeah, I know.
But how are you going to get back after you drop it off?
Oh, my car is here once we get back to take my car in place.
How are you gonna get from Home Depot back to the house to get your bar?
I take the truck back here, and I drop it off
But you're taking the truck to Home Depot
I'm not returning the truck at Home Depot. Oh
Okay, why would I take it?
We didn't rent the truck from Home Depot. Yes we did. We poured up two. It's a Home Depot rented truck.
It's a U-Haul.
I'm not dope James literally a rented truck. How would I know the difference? I could return the cactus still it's in the bag
You can try I bet I might get full. I'm gonna order this throw
Conjett granola
So I go right now are we gonna make it what's the addy drew what's the what's the one I gotta go there
Yo, do not crash the truck
It's the closest one Sherman
Wait, you can put be pollen in into uh, it's uh, ah Saibot
What the fuck I know you can do that
Take is the whole people to spark Samson I'll switch
It's, what do you call it?
Chad, Ossaiibo's healthy.
Chad, the Ossaiibo I'm getting,
I swear, oh god, I'm getting it healthy.
I'm getting it one-fourth based Ossaii,
and then I'm doing chocolate chips,
chocolate peanut butter chips, white chocolate chips,
Oreo topping, graham cracker topping,
strawberry drizzle, caramel drizzle, and chocolate sauce.
It's literally healthy.
It's Ossaii.
It's a fruit smoothie.
So we got to give it a return to not so please help you tell the truck
You have a flexing
Yeah
Chicken oh my god chicken or beef
Chats normal order food when you're a little hungry by the way, so much. I know that nothing wrong with order of food
I mean, I also, I'm gonna confuse the charts.
I'm gonna go to the parking lot.
Hey, W. Brady in the chat, bro.
Brady's cool.
He's dope as fuck.
I really fuck with Brady.
I don't know if you know what I'm doing tomorrow.
What am I doing tomorrow?
Oh, I don't even know if we're doing that.
Yeah, I was thinking about that.
Why not do it tomorrow night?
Do you know if there's some shit I have to do tomorrow?
Oh, no.
We're supposed to do it tomorrow.
What I told you.
So you just ate a meat mountain?
I did not eat a meat mountain.
I'm sure I was supposed to do TGF stream tomorrow,
but I have to go to San Diego for it.
Take a P.J., no, I'll fucking drive.
All right, the mod is 18 plus on.
Mods can't turn 18 plus on.
Oh, it's for him curiosity, not for me.
Whoa, are we looking for the truck out there?
Yo, should we make sure that Home Depot rental is open?
Home Depot rental center closed, closed, closed, the truck is gone?
What do you mean the truck is gone?
It got towed?
Oh, shit.
All right.
Jack, can y'all please not be bad.
Please not be bad influences tonight, please please please please please please please please bro
Please can you all not be bad influences tonight?
Stop oh me five
Hey, what's up, bro?
You bought a new car.
You bought a new car.
I saw it.
So is that right now?
I can go look at it right now.
No, don't show it.
I'll show it tomorrow.
You're revealing it tomorrow.
A brand new year's bag.
What uh...
Performante.
Performante?
Cream or cream.
Damn!
How much was it?
Come on.
Is that a vet jacket?
Oh, shit.
I've been looking for about 20, 15 years with 160 K-miners.
I think it's wearing a vet jacket.
W-chapter.
All right, chat, please do not be bad influences on me tonight.
Oh my God, please.
Why did you pull out your fist for something falling?
Always got to be on self-watch awareness, battery.
OK?
All right, so chat, get a promo code.
Let me see if I can get a promo code tonight.
Let me see.
Pro-mo-code, pro-mo-code.
Parking lots do.
Fuck you, fuck you.
I'm not doing that again.
Y'all are not convincing me to do that shit again.
I'm not letting y'all do that.
You guys fucked my whole night up the other night, bro.
It's not, no, parking lots not do.
Parking lots not do.
Stop saying that.
It's not do.
I'm going to tell you all this right now, tonight is not going to be like last time,
okay?
We're not doing that again, y'all are not going to get in my head and make me lose anymore,
okay?
Actually, I'm so serious, bro, I was up 45K last time, okay?
Now listen, if you guys want, when I tip out, you guys can sign up for pack draw using code
Lacey and I'm gonna be two people out. You don't have to deposit anything. Don't you know waste your money?
Please do not
Everybody in here is 18 plus
And let's see
I'm not manually breathing all right 2v2 or 3v3 to start
2v2. Okay, I'm not gonna borrow any. I'm not gonna borrow any. I'm gonna do a small nice little 5k1, okay?
We'll do two parking lots to start, so y'all say it's due. The cause one never hits. We'll do this one.
We'll do Nebula, Travis Scott's pretty cool.
50-50's not bad.
Chrome, like the watch's ones.
Okay.
Starting off very, very smooth, okay Chad?
Nothing crazy.
Calm low 5K.
Please do not fuck with me tonight, all right?
Do not, I'm not one to be fucked with tonight.
I'm telling y'all right now,
it's not gonna go good for you
if you try to do that shit to me tonight.
That's not why we're here.
4900.
Here we go, 21 backs.
Focus the fuck up, chat.
Focus the fuck up, come on.
Okay!
One time!
Okay!
Okay!
It would never, it really would never!
Oh my god
Is this a sick joke is this a sick joke that's been getting played on me recently
It's got to be just some big funny sick joke, dude.
Ha, ha, ha.
Give me the gold.
Give me the gold now.
$10 voucher, not a bad shout.
Fuck you.
One more on gold.
One more gold!
Oh my God, Jesus.
Oh my God.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Yo, gold here would be huge.
Wait, did I order food?
I ordered an Acai Bull.
Well, I just thought to order food.
I already ordered food.
Wow, not a single hit?
Well, there's gotta be an absolute deal for a goal!
What?
What?
What?
There's no way that just happened.
Just do solo pack openings.
So y'all want me to sit here open?
It's just never gonna hit it's never gonna hit
I'm just burning money.
Keep going bro.
It'll hit.
It's time that I take over, and I make the calls.
It's time I take over.
1v1.
30% barry.
It's time I make a call.
Do y'all trust me or no?
No, okay well guess what, I trust myself.
No, shut up, I go down on this.
Not letting it happen.
$6,000!
One V One!
I'm so due!
Come on!
Okay.
Is this a joke?
Gold, gold, gold, gold, oh my god, I'm so unlucky.
Is that a waste of a gold though okay three thousand dollars or it's not bad okay
Hey!
Hold on, I'm butt cracking, it's really bad.
Come on.
Come on!
My cortisol is dead-ass high as fuck right now bro my cortisol is dead-ass high bro
only what gold I need some low cortisol music
Oh my God, Chad, what is going on?
Yo, Chad, say what is going on?
He's coming back with bullshits!
Where's my gold?
hair. Bro, Chad, I'm gonna be honest. Chad, be honest. I've been getting fucked recently.
Like, yes or no? Have I not been getting fucked?
Yeah. Nah, bro, it's just over, dude.
Give me something!
Give me something!
Give me something!
I
Can I get anything
I didn't even gain money on that.
One case better than losing.
Okay, fair, fair, fair, fair.
chat this is this is a code for five dollars it only has 500 uses lacy house is the code lacy house
and it'll get you it'll get you five dollars it's a free promo code for people but you have
to sign up using code lacy to redeem it this is it right here only the first 500 people can only
use it so all right chat what do i do now what do y'all think chat you guys make a call and if
And if you say parking lots, I'm not doing it.
2v2 10k no-borrow do a 7k coin toss
To try to work up to what though
Like this LV Takashi bag
Put that bitch on 80 it cost me 6k
It isn't even worth it though
Do a 50 50
It's wasting $3,000 though.
Or is it gaining $3,000?
and left. Run it. Yes! Bang! Come on!
Okay, code didn't work.
No, I'll tell you what happened.
I said the code only had 500 uses and then you idiots came back three minutes later
when 500 people already redeemed it and they're now saying code doesn't work.
That's what happened, bro.
And if it's not working for you, then you didn't sign up using code LACI.
Because people are saying it worked.
I did it.
Insta and it worked.
Thank you.
I'll tell them saying it said invalid.
It worked for me.
I did it.
It worked.
All right.
What do I do now, Chad?
All right, what do I do now chat?
Do I sell this bag?
Yes, sell and now I have seven K.
2v2 chat or no?
3v3 trust all right type 2v2 or 3v3 the chat
Oh, it's a lot of 33 is okay. Fuck it. Borrow or no borrow?
No borrow. Okay. All right. Fuck it. Fuck it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
This is rinsing me, dude.
Okay, go over here.
L-Packs.
Y'all just want me to do that one fucking pack, bro.
That's all y'all want me to do.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, they got the same shoes.
That would have set me up, but they got the same shoes and then they come back and get
these fucking pants.
Oh my god, are they gonna get another goad?
DEAR GOD!
Oh nice, give me a fucking wallet, bro. What is that gonna do?
Oh, maybe a car? I don't know. It's not a bad shot at all. Maybe give me something here?
I gotta be doing for something crazy, right?
Gotta be doing for something crazy.
Unless I'm just being crazy
My god, go to save the day go to say
2B 3 or 2B 2?
My guts telling me 33 not doing parking lot now
I don't think I'm going to borrow any.
Trust your gut.
Be right.
3v3 you're right.
3v3 you're fucking right dude.
Whoever just said that thank you, you managed to save me.
You deadass managed to save me bro.
Might ask, but might ask, deadass managed to save me.
Come on chat lock in for me. We got to get this done. We got to get this done
Do crazy mode wait, what is that?
Like am I about to get fucked?
Like sideways with a big dick?
Be honest.
Oh, it's literally everything.
the everything all right you already no way I'm here two nights in a row bro all
All right, 44 packs, 2v2, no borrow.
Yeah, they said try this code, try new Lacey house.
Please.
Okay.
Come on, dude, just give me one.
Give me one!
Oh my God!
No!
I just need one!
A new camera?
Is it expensive?
BANG!
Come on!
Run it up now!
Run it up!
Time with audition, I still believe in that
Who I needed that?
Another one!
I know I can't do anything inside, I got it, got it, yeah
It's tough, I'm getting it, my shirt goes on this m-
Oh, honey, we got to run it, uh!
You don't want to fly tonight, yeah
You gon' make some fun around me, and I'll probably hide
No, no, no
Oh, Drake!
Oh, the way you stick my hair, Drake!
That's what I'm gonna do, you're gonna suck it!
This ain't got no limit, don't you think I'm crazy?
Cause my brothers, I and me, they gotta say it
That's just something they know
I'm a player, I'm a player, I'm a player.
I'm a player, I'm a player, I'm a player, I'm a player.
I'm not sure that right now it's barely even getting it back.
I need something to drop here.
I need a gold.
Can we maybe get a little gold, gold, gold, gold spare?
I'm not sure maybe.
Not much out there, huh?
How come when I smoke, I get stuffy a little bit in my nose?
Little E-boy?
Oh, I want to be a dirty little E-boy.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
And it's a $10,000 card of your sunglasses, GG.
Please give me a gold.
No, no!
Every time, every time
I'm starting to get up, starting to go up, starting to go up
Damn, bro!
Go!
Oh my god.
Oh, it's a shoe one, no.
Okay, it could bring us back a little bit.
Five bands. Okay, not bad, not bad, not bad.
What's the total?
Is there a way to check total?
Oh, we're still down dude. We're still like a whole go the way double LV
Yeah, we're still like a only got a messy car. Oh, I didn't we're still like a whole go the way
Maybe give me one more gold, please
Purple pair of shoes
I won't face your wrath, I'm free
I'm lost, I'm found both
Exhausted, bleeding and walking
I love to keep you around, but
I fuck you and with you
I can't stand this
I can't go inside with you
I can't go inside with you
I can't go inside with you
I got a little girl on my side
And she was flying around
And I saw it in the air
I got a little girl on my side
And she was flying around
And I saw it in the air
I saw it in the air
RIDGE TWICE IN A ROLL?
Wow, there's a double up too.
Look at me sitting here with fucking six dollars in my wallet, like the little fucking loser
that I am.
Fucking hundred dollars in my wallet, huh?
Hundred dollars in my wallet?
Hundred dead?
Get a little luckier, I'm at it all.
There it is, I've worked.
I just want to pay you nice go to rewards where's that
Oh shit hold on a minute.
...
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...
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Hold on chat
Who's six dollars
Open your packs what packs dude
So, three level two pack, okay.
Ah!
Good!
Ask him for a chat battle and then join it yourself.
Can I have a crazy chat battle?
I ran out of funds, ran out of money, got rinsed, you want to get my chat involved.
I'm just going to fucking eat my food and just sad this bro.
Open the level of shit, man.
Ooh.
Like this.
Nice.
not even a little help over here, not even a little help over here, insane!
Everything.
That.
Asa'i so good.
In very, very, very healthy.
So good.
And very, very, very healthy actually, fun fact about it.
It's such a good, healthy, late night snack.
Wait, what?
My account got paid or something.
Where's my rank?
Wait.
Wait, what do new seasons do?
Like is there like game updates or anything or no?
You're like I just saw a comment that genuinely pissed me off.
Like can you please explain to me
how I see a comment in the chat that says
you do an eating segment every day on stream.
Yeah, dude, when I'm alive for 10 hours,
you're gonna see me eat once throughout the day.
Yeah, dude, sorry, I'm not going 10 hours starving myself
so you and the chat doesn't have to deal with the eating
segment.
What do you mean?
I swear we get an eating segment every day.
Yeah, because I stream for 10 hours, so I'm hungry
and I gotta eat at least once.
What?
Maybe unless it looks good
Now you don't have like I sit here on stream eating all day
No
I'm not just sitting here merging down food all day on stream
Every here and there, I'll have like a little snack and then I'll have a meal.
This guy swears he has to eat every day.
He's like, what do you mean?
I'm a human being. I have to eat every day, yeah.
Hmm.
You're walking so much.
You're asking walking so much.
Come on, Kat.
It's time for me to see what rank I am.
I do not eat more food than a gorilla.
Here we go!
Yeah, what red girlfriend I am
What a play by little lay
I'm not silver watch this is this what a silver would do
I'll really kind of silver do this.
You're rockin' legal high.
It's a little, feels a little weird.
You want to play?
Yes
I'm a black
can't be given ones like those up there
Wow, I'm the kickoff master
J, I realize I beat all of you in this game, right?
Don't say son, watch this.
Oh, he saved that?
Oh, this might be like a diamond.
Oh my God, that was some like, fucking like,
that's some grand champ shit that I just did.
No!
Yeah, be honest.
Out of streamers that are crows, where do I rank in Rocket League?
I guess I'm last?
I guess?
I'm beating every streamer
Who is that?
Nice pass dumb ass
Oh
What what
Come here what happened
What's happening
I feel like it's a fucking game.
When you see, how are you so good at every game you touch?
I don't know.
Um, is there an FV1 shout out to you, though, but I don't know.
It's just like, like, coming on is I think I was genuinely just born with it.
Like the fact that I'm this good at every game you can't teach that right
Can't teach that shit
Can't teach that
Read the pin? What's pin? I'm focused. Wait! Go! Being good at a video game isn't a flex.
Oh, it's not.
Wow, what a play.
I'm going toe to toe with no boost right now,
what a platinum.
That's how you know I'm probably like a grand champ, right?
Y'all thank you for saying that, Cracky.
Appreciate you bro, Lacey is the toughest bro so much.
Laura can't keep lying.
Thank you dude.
Not a paid shatter.
Oh no, what do I just do?
I'm so talented.
Oh my God!
Put a strap on.
Why do you play like you eat?
What do you mean?
Wow, oh my god, no way he gets a goal off that.
Feldy said cord?
Hold on.
Dude.
fuck!
fuck!
Be honest, I'm actually good though.
What?
Bromps, I wanna put in this food.
Come on, Lace.
It's where you show the world what you're made of.
Bang.
Come on!
Fuck!
I promise I'm not this bad I promise
How's that even happening?
No way!
No way!
No shot, no shot!
Where he missed?
HE SAWED!
Oh no, oh no.
Oh
Over time baby I was made for moments like this
Nice to mess it out of there little bitch little fucking bitch you ever see magic let me show
Show you a trick!
Oh my god.
No way!
Oh my god.
I'm outplaying him crazy!
Goal, bitch!
Stop funny, girl!
No!
I lost all of it dude, I actually lost all of it dude, I actually lost everything, you
No, I just ended
Retweet pinned did you lose all purpose not enough fucking lose all purpose
No, you bring it in a chair y'all hold on I bet
Not be found
Wait what?
Check he said okay, I have a pack draw link chat I have a pack draw link
Wait
Where are you laughing at why
No
I hear chat here's a free battle here's a free battle there's some for some reason someone already joined it though. It's kind of weird
wait it's icon design come on this is a free one
dude
I'm so unlucky, bro.
Yo, bro, can I work for you?
No, I have no money.
I have no fucking money, dude.
Like the fact that Anticon just won $850 and I lost all my money, say, makes me so mad.
Like, how does Anticorn win?
Because now, y'all dead piss me off in this chat and I'm the one person who you don't
want to make mad.
Hey, darling, watch this.
You ever seen a pro before?
Watch this jab boat me trust me
Yo, you're not gonna be laughing at me in the back the whole time.
Bet you wanna laugh at me?
Laugh at this.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
Some life for a guy like me, Jack.
I have music in my nose.
You know what?
We play a little defense right now.
Why not?
Can't be honest.
What right go actually think I'm gonna get I'm not getting bronzer silver. I actually think I'll spawn right platinum
Wow Pro level play
Okay, so what does that make my rank?
It's not silver.
I just got, I just got boost greedy.
What am I doing?
I just got boost greedy.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Off the wall. Bang.
That's called being able to read.
I did that tonight.
That?
Yep.
I'm not a copper.
I'm gonna copper with this.
Fronto pin that makes you a five-gifted.
Thank you so much for the five.
Oh, fuck.
Shoot them.
What a save they say.
They call that.
When they call this a fast break.
And that's how I'll end the night.
At least I got to win somewhere.
That's what I'm going to do. I played for three hours.
How many games you went?
I went like seven in a row and they started putting me against
golden diamond players.
But it's a new season.
And then I threw my controller.
And I got really irritated.
You were playing against golden diamond players?
Yeah, or four.
I got really mad.
I'm never playing again.
She went on a 10 game losing streak? Yeah, after a 10 game winning streak.
All right, yeah. Oh my god, I don't know what I'm doing about tomorrow.
I got a seed.
I would have to drive down tomorrow morning early.
What'd you get to eat?
All right.
Yeah, I might be live in San Diego tomorrow with Tony Jefferson.
We're going to go like, he has like a friend who has a cool dealership out there.
We're going to go like drive exotic cars, get some food.
Just hang out for a little bit tomorrow in San Diego, and then maybe if I'm there
I'll see if like Robert Brilatis is our free and maybe I'm gonna hang out with them for a little bit
But no new stream
And I love y'all. I'll be live tomorrow join the Twitter calm
Send stuff to P. Oh everything will never
Love y'all. I'll see you tomorrow
bitch on another bitch and hit him both all of a sudden he a friend when I send
that bitch a toast when she want attention she disguised it as a post I
forget to mention she was mine before she oh she gonna go to Gucci like she
can't
I
Y'all hear me
How
Bro!
Wait, what?
You actually are still alive.
What?
My tool gets ended and closed, but I'm still alive and they can hear me.
Are they not?
Cause they're answering.
No, it's still alive, I just love it.
Alright, we have to just keep going.
End of no guess.
Wait, do you have my tool? Can you log in and end it?