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🟦 NONTENT DAY 🟦 LITERALLY NOTHING PLANNED 🟦 LATE NIGHT VIBES 🟦 YONNA STREAM TOMORROW 🟦 RANDOM IRL & GAMING 🟦 TAPCAPS DROP IN 3 DAYS 🟦
03-12-2026 · 5h 52m
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Yeah, with the sun.
We got a lunic with the five captain.
Thank you for the five captain.
I'm a hot-past-touch, I'm just playing.
Amen.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, was goody, was goody,
y'all was good, man.
How y'all feeling today, bro?
How y'all feeling today, bro?
How y'all feeling, man?
What a grove.
What a groan.
Hey, we got dreams with the five gifted!
Why are y'all saying son?
Why are y'all saying son?
Huh?
Now you got something to say, say it.
Y'all got something to say, let's just say it.
Don't call me big justice.
No, no, no, no, no.
If you got something to say in a check, say it.
Don't be a bitch.
Say it.
Go ahead, say it.
What?
What?
What are you wearing?
Target employee, big justice ass fit, ugly fat fit.
You look goofy.
Bro, just be putting anything on.
Nineties bully ass fit.
Bro, what are those shoes?
These are the tap-caps the land guy wants.
Take the hat off.
Yo, son, son, if you're jealous
that y'all can't put a fit on like this, just say that.
Just say that, just say that, straight up.
If y'all are jealous that you can't take the chain out you're right the chain and the chain is what's throwing it off
Oh, what about now? What about now? What about now? Let me guess w fit now now y'all are gonna all spam w fits
Minus 20k minus 20k
So y'all think it's funny to come in here and make fun of me for losing money last night again nice
What what what what what what what are you saying to me in the house what no what
Well, he showed up
I mean, bro, this is sad. This is like this is actually that you look like a fucking like
I can't control jealous people I can't control jealous people there's nothing I
could do about about pure jealousy people are jealous of my fit simple as
that jealous of what clear me of the fit I have on my name's little lay king
LA I really throw this shit on I really throw this shit on
Not many people come not this is a fact
This is a genuine fact what I'm gonna say not many people in this world
Could wake up in the morning
fresh out the shower and
Throw some shit like this. Oh not many people could do it and
Make it look good, too. I
Will say I'm one of those people that did it
I'm one of the people that can do it, and I'm one of the people that did it, okay?
So, it's not sleigh, what was that?
That was a pose, yeah, because no one would ever wear this shit, son.
Look at wrong stream, okay?
What's going on on wrong stream?
He's not doing that bad, he's not doing that bad, he's actually doing good driving a bike,
I'm not going to lie, he's actually doing good driving a bike.
But hey, how we doing today? Fit aside, y'all, we all flame on my fit for no reason, put
that shit to the side. What happened to this fit? What is this for?
I'd never worry about my life at this fully AI and not have that on I generally did not have that on
When your mom finally lets you trust yourself
People are haters dude people are haters
I've noticed that y'all just be hating on anything nowadays. I guess this is a bad thing. I guess is a bad thing
It's literally color reporting meeting black jacket pink shirt pink hat and yeah, sure I have the green shoes on but like
It looks good
But hey, I got a ton of content plan for y'all today. I
Deadass have a ton of content plan for y'all today
So type of me in the chat if you're actually genuinely excited for the content I have plans today
So the the content I have planned today. I'm gonna tell y'all right now. I
I actually planned out a full day so what we're gonna do is we're gonna react to desktop for a little bit
okay, then
We are going to probably go ride bikes with Ron
Okay, and we're probably gonna stop and get food somewhere
and
Then we're gonna come back here
We're gonna play a video game and then after the video game
I'm going to hop on pack draw and then after that I'm probably gonna play another 30 minutes of a video game
And then I'm gonna end stream and then I'm gonna go to sleep
Sounds like a good stream
Sounds like a good stream. Thank you does sound like a very good stream
Yo, Bino, thank you for the big 5 gifted!
W5 gifted in the chat, thank you for the 5, thank you for the 5.
But yeah, I'm live late because I was planning, I was planning some stuff, I'm not going to say what...
Oh my god, XY70s with the 5.18. Holy shit, thank you for another 5 gifted dude!
W5!
But no, I'm actually curious, I want to ask you guys, okay?
Because you guys in this chat, you guys are geniuses, right?
You guys are geniuses, right?
Yes, okay.
So I wanted to ask you guys a question.
So as the chat, when you guys complain when I have nothing planned, and then you complain
when I don't stream so I can plan.
How do you expect me to function?
No, no, no, Jenny, one question.
Since y'all think you have the answers,
please tell me the answers.
Please tell me the answers.
Go ahead, tell me the answers.
Come on.
Maybe update the comm you moron.
That's not my job.
That's what I paid JDXmon to do.
So if you never did an update, it's an LJD.
That's what I paid JDXmon to do, dude.
JDXmon gets paid to update the comm.
I cannot force him to tweet.
Okay, that's not my fault.
Let's see what JDXmon tweeted today, okay?
Instead of updating the comm, this is what JDXmon tweeted today.
Let's see.
Lacey shows off his recent outfit on Instagram.
So this is what you post instead of posting an update.
You could literally tweet that you're going to be live later because you're planning.
I posted that on my snapchat, yes I did.
I literally posted that on my snapchat, so I don't even want to hear that shit.
No you didn't, yes I did.
I posted that on my snap, I'll show y'all.
Look!
Literally posted on my snap.
Going to be a lot later, planning streams right now, y'all.
12 seconds ago.
Okay, so you guys are just lying for no reason.
So, okay, so they're not even saying it.
So now you guys are lying about when I posted a snapchat to try to justify your complaining.
Nice. Nice. Classic chat. Classic chat, dude. Classic chat, dude. Nice. Nice.
Great, bro. Great, bro. Just fucking, just insane. Just insane. I disrespect that again out here.
No, so I'm still waiting for an answer from you guys. I see a lot of bullshit typing right now.
I'm still waiting for an answer. How do you guys expect me to plan streams when you complain
when I don't stream to plan streams.
Planned faster, OK?
Plan on stream, all right.
The planned streams never happened.
OK.
So give me one planned stream that never happened.
Waiting, waiting, shark cage.
I literally did that.
Today's stream, Tony Jefferson, okay, yes, we are not in San Diego right now.
The reason we're not in San Diego is because me and Tony Jefferson talked last night and
he was like, yo, you're going to have to come super early.
It was already super late.
And I was like, all right, let's just reschedule to a different day then, fax.
Also, Berlantis cannot do anything today.
So it literally would have been driving to San Diego, two hour stream and I would have
ended.
I want y'all to know something.
I want y'all to actually know something straight up, like being real.
You guys realize that when I'm not streaming, I'm still working, right?
That I see wide speed laughs and caps.
What do you guys think I do when I'm not live?
What do you all think that I do when I'm not live?
Do you think I just sit here and eat chicken fingers and finger my asshole?
No.
Yes.
What do you think I do when I'm not live?
Is he just saying everything I'm saying?
So this guy is typing everything that I'm saying.
these are the type of chatters that I just don't understand. I don't get it,
bro. Why are you, why are you just, why are you mocking me in a chat? He's not
giving subtitles. It's for the blind people. These are the type of chatters I
don't understand. Why are you mocking me?
I can't like that should actually just piss me off for no reason. It actually made me mad. But no, I just wanted to let y'all know, bro.
If there's a day, you guys realize how spoiled you are. Straight up. Straight up. Do you guys realize how spoiled you are?
How?
Since the start of the year, in the last three and a half months, I have only missed four
days of streaming.
I have only taken four days off, four cap.
What do you mean cap?
I have statistical evidence.
I have statistical evidence since the start of the year, January 1st, I missed 1, 2, 3,
four days. I missed four days. Where do you see seven? Where do you see seven?
This is the start of the year, January 1st. It says it right there.
January 1st, this is the start of the year.
This is the end of the year, December 31st, I streamed here.
End your stream.
You won't end stream right now to prove how spoiled they are?
Yeah, I'm not getting baited into ending my stream, dude.
I stream because I want to stream.
I go live every day because I enjoy streaming
and I want to go live.
I don't do this shit for money.
I don't do this to prove a point.
I do it because I want to.
Maybe tell us what you were planning then.
Why would I tell you what I'm planning?
What if I want it to be a surprise?
You didn't plan shit.
Oh, I didn't plan shit.
I didn't plan shit.
Okay.
Just wait. Just wait. I'm not going to tell you guys what I plan today, but I will tell
you just wait and you guys will see what I plan.
you didn't plan shit.
Instead, you were cracking your grandma.
Like, what does that mean, dude?
You're not tough with the hat,
so you guys don't think I look good.
But nah, so look, today's stream,
I don't have anything planned.
I don't, I'm gonna be honest,
I wasn't even gonna go live today.
I was just gonna take the day off, plan, and then relax.
maybe get a nice little dinner tonight,
but not doing anything,
so figuring might as well go live for a little bit.
See, you guys put classic, no content,
classic, nothing planned.
So how do you want me to plan streams
and stream 10 hours every day?
Do y'all think that I have two,
do y'all think that I'm two people?
All right, then I'm going to make this announcement right now.
I'm going to make this announcement right now.
I'm going to make this announcement right now.
Starting today, March 12th, I will only be going live on days where I have streams playing.
I'm serious, I'm serious, don't spam here we go.
Starting today, March 12th,
I am going to take the route of quality over quantity.
Since that what you guys want,
and that's what you guys are asking for,
I will start going live only days
where I have streams planned.
So it'll be maybe four, four times a week,
five times a week when I have stuff planned.
Maybe when I plan out big travel stuff,
I'll be live every day for that.
But since now what you guys want,
and that's what you guys are complaining about,
is me taking a few hours and going live late
so I can plan streams,
I'm gonna give you guys quality over quantity.
And I will start going live only days
where I have content planned.
Thank you very much.
It's been Lacey, I rest my case.
Also, I want to make another announcement live on stream publicly right now.
And I know what this chat's going to say, I know what y'all are going to say, but I woke
up this morning and I looked in the mirror and I didn't like what I saw. I didn't like
what I saw. So starting tomorrow, March 13th, 2026, I will be restarting the Great Lacey
Lock-In. Yes, I will be restarting the Great Lacey Lock-In. I'm going to be in the gym
every single day, off stream, off camera, straight up,
go into the gym, put in the work in.
I will be eating extremely healthy every single day.
I'm talking chicken and rice, fish and rice, salads,
no candy, no chips, no soda, only water and energy drinks.
And I am going to complete my transformation.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Okay?
Thank you very much.
Bro, really has no content.
He's just a spew lies all stream.
Just wait, wait, just wait till June.
Wait till June when I pop out
and I'm a completely different being.
Actually, you know what, no, I'm going to do something different.
I'm going to do something different.
Since everybody really wants to doubt me and everybody really wants to look at me like
I don't take this serious, like I don't do this serious, for the next three months I'm
I'm not going to be on the internet at all.
March, April, and all of May, I will not be streaming.
I will not be posting.
Not a tweet, not a stream, not a video, not a post.
I am going up in the hills.
It's going to be me, a trainer, a gym, and a chef.
that I'm gonna come back in June with a six pack.
I'm not gonna be online.
Y'all aren't gonna see me for three months.
This is me right now.
When I come back, I'm going to be the sexiest man alive.
Don't come back.
You're not, you're gonna come back fatter.
Don't come back.
You know, you guys are mean, bro.
You guys are fucking bullies, dude.
Y'all are bullies, dude.
Yeah, actual question.
If y'all think that I disappeared,
if, be honest, do y'all think that if I disappeared
for three months and all I had was myself,
a house and a trainer and a chef,
y'all think I would actually get in shape?
No.
I wanna take Reda.
I've been seeing so many TikToks of this thing called Reda
And I want to start taking it.
Who do I, who do I, who do I know?
Anybody that takes red or no.
Do it.
I might actually.
Guapo does?
Really?
Wait, I need Guapo's number.
I don't have Guapo's number though.
Can you send me real quick?
Red is the same as ozempic
That's true. I never took ozempic though
Yo, why is this son in my eyes today, I don't like you
You send me a lot of those number
Shads, I'm calling them.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
It's Lacey.
Drew gave me your number.
Oh, shit.
What's up?
My father, dude, I'm live.
I have a question. Yeah, um you take Reda. Do you take Reda? Yeah, what is it?
What can you like actually are you trolling? Okay, what does it do?
shit a lot of things I can tell you more off-stream like what like what do you
mean like what like it's good well like it's kind of good it depends on what
you want like are you asking me if you should take it yes do you want to be
honest yeah yeah again that's it would change your life you and more for real
Yeah, wait, so what does it do?
Making work better
So it like it like it like get like do you still have to hit the gym or no?
Wait, what time do you go to the gym?
Wait, it's my chat say it's cheating
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely not natural I mean I'm gonna be honest though
It's not like I'm trying to compete or be a bodybuilder. I don't give a fuck. Everybody
Everybody accuses me of taking those Zempik anyways. I might as well actually just fucking take right up
I love you, sir
What
Wait, do you take test to
Okay, wait, do you think I'm gonna call you off-stream do you have like a guy I could get it from or how does that work?
I'll call you off-stream
My god, it's red
Okay, oh my god, okay, I'll talk to you upstream
I'm gonna be honest shirt this thing and go ahead clippers. I know this is a fucking goldmine for you guys go ahead
You're posted
I'm letting y'all know, straight up, I lost over 100 pounds.
I used to be 300 pounds, I'm now 198.
And for the last year, every single person in comments online has said that I cheated
and took Osempic, I year on Osempic, this, that, which isn't true.
And if people think I took Osempic, I might as well stop on Reda.
So I'm going to start taking Reda.
I'm not planning on competing or being a bodybuilder, but I've been stuck at 200 for
a while and I'm going to start taking Reda.
I've heard great things about it and I'm going to start taking it and I'm going to complete
my body transformation.
If you say it's cheating, sure, maybe it is cheating.
But guess what?
Who am I cheating?
Nobody.
I'm not making money.
I'm not competing.
doing this, at least I'm being honest about what I'm going to start taking.
So I'm going to start taking Reda and yeah, I'm going to give myself a better lifestyle.
So you're cheating yourself.
Well I don't get the whole point in cheating, cheating, cheating.
What do you mean cheating?
I'm getting myself healthier.
I'm getting myself healthier.
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
Look up the side effects.
Okay.
What are the side effects?
Hey, Grock, what does Reddit do?
Reddit?
Oh, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
reddit, reddit.
Oh, gotcha, reddit.
The place where strangers-
NO YOU DUMB BITCH!
...putting your dog in a hat.
It's a giant f-
What does reddit do?
RETA was coming there first to RETA Trudythide, often shown to RETA.
In Investigational Medication developed by Eli Lilly, Retro-Tutuorides is a triple hormone
receptor up to 24 to 28% average body weight loss.
On stream bro, it's the fucking wrong updates chat. Why?
What bro, this is a fucking wrong updates
He's driving a bike still. What do you fucking mean?
Call Brad call Bradley Martin
No answer.
What are the side effects?
Hello?
Okay, back to the answer.
Well, I see if Santa Cruz can hop on a discord call.
Can you hop on a discord call?
Okay, hold on.
Most common side effects, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, constipation, decreased appetite,
heart rate. These are reported side effects, though.
Does RETA affect my penis?
Sexual side effects like erectile dysfunction, libido changes or testosterone impacts.
note, weaker erections, slower arousal, decreased libido, reduced craving for sex.
A few wild claims people claim that length gains can happen, less pubic fat bearing the
base. What are the long what are the long-term side effects?
Great God, great God, great God, great God, great God.
It remains investigational?
Ah, fuck.
Fuck
Wait so like for all we know people who take rent I could just die in five years
It's highly unlikely.
Be honest, y'all think it'll actually help me or no?
Okay, what's better, is Reddit the same thing as Osempic?
Is Reddit the same as Osempic?
Who is Eli Lilly?
Is that fucking?
He invented it. Okay. Okay.
It's a triple hormone.
So should I take testosterone too?
Ask Clav.
Wait.
Clav takes retina?
test. He takes everything. You guys say, just go to the gym, but imagine if I took
a ride at and went to the gym. Can you imagine how crazy I'd look?
You're not going to the gym, all right?
Need 40 streamers for CS tournament?
Yes, Chad, I am playing in Jinxie.
It's on Sunday.
It's a CS Go tournament.
So I personally have never played CS, but I'm good at Valorant.
I'm very, very good at Valorant.
No, you're not?
Yes, I am.
I didn't play Rant, but I played pubs in Valorant and I had very good aim.
I'm good at every game I get to.
Healer signing safety J. Kwan Brisker to a one-year deal.
Okay, it's a good pickup.
It's a good pickup.
It's a good pickup.
It's a great pickup, actually.
Great player at safety, all-around type of defender.
He can play man coverage.
He covers his zone very well.
He's a very, very good safety.
Very, very good safety.
You don't even know who he is.
Yes, I do.
He's a former bear safety.
I do know who he is.
Thank you very much.
I'm very surprised the bears let him walk though.
I'm surprised the bears let him walk to a division rival
for only five mil.
Like the Steelers are collecting former bears
defensive talents like infinity stones.
breaking, viking signing QB Kyler Murray to a one year contract, wow.
Now this is crazy.
This is crazy.
Kyler going to be throwing the ball to Justin Jefferson.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be on it and the Vikings defense is good. I'm gonna keep it real Vikings might go to the Super Bowl
Vikings might go to the Super Bowl
Vikings genuinely might go to the Super Bowl
Kyler gets a fresh start in Minnesota. He has the best receiver in the NFL for to throw the ball to
Justin Jefferson hasn't really had a crazy good quarterback besides Curt Cousins
I'm telling you this the Vikings are gonna be scary watch a dead-blocked lacy's cameraman
So this is what you're doing in your free time
So in your free time, you're on Cap Cut making troll adept edits
My heart's also bear him as well
The fuck
Michael IW block
The evolving fits in question
this is not the fit that I have on I have a way tougher fit on neon was
arrested at oblock oh my god what the why am I getting wasted
wait what I'm gonna get out of here right now there's no we got here I'm
gonna get out of here I'm gonna get a script I promise I'm pretty sure they
They legally can't do that.
We're just going with it. We're trying to get money to the kids.
Back off! Back off! Back off!
We're trying to get money to the kids, man.
We're just trying to get money to the kids, man.
Good for you.
An officer in a tactical response unit.
I do. I'm not going to do anything wrong.
What does that say on this patch?
Taco on duty, that says Taco on duty.
You can come this week.
I'm just trying to get money for the kids, man.
Somebody grab.
Is this real?
I'm just trying to get money to the kids, man.
Bro, I'm just trying to get money to the kids, though.
No? But how do you guys know it's not real?
It's just like, I got no bad intention.
I just gave a U-Haul to a bunch of...
Brother, I come to know the intention.
I promise you that.
I promise you that.
Oh my god.
It's acting.
Shads, I'm going to be in the chat if you're excited for the new Fortnite season.
What happened to this game dude?
Who is this?
Wait is it underwater?
Is it hold on?
We're just throwing you together at this point.
We need this in the chat.
We have me, ho, bro.
Yeah, that's five stars.
I don't know.
Netspin, why would you like me?
No girls like me.
You?
Why would you like me?
No girls like me?
me? I don't know what I like to do. I just do. Yo, what are you all sending to me, bro?
What are you sending? Lacey, I just want to say all your efforts you and Russell are putting
into planning these streams is really showing. That being said, I'm not even trying to be
funny, Drew is usually great, but recently he has been slacking. Can you please tell
him to get in check.
No, but that's a fucking big suck.
Because yesterday's shoot was mild and he was like,
fuck him to do well.
Not go live?
I'm gonna have to retweet this.
How was that a retweet, man?
Any updates on at the T?
Or are we gonna have to wait six to seven months?
Listen, listen.
At the T is still happening.
I already have two guests locked in I
Already have two guests locked in
Who I don't know if I should leave
Well, no, I just I mean
Yeah, we're working on everything job working on the logo working on the channel working on the getting beta
Why are y'all calling me a beta?
What is beta?
Y'all just have new emotes every single day.
Okay.
Listen, here's what I'll say.
One of the guests that said they're down to do at the T is one of the best running backs
in NFL history.
I'm pretty sure I already said that on stream before, so it's fine.
I'm seeing names.
I'm not seeing that person's name though.
Wait, I think he, wait, I think he's here, here, here, yes, yes, wait, I'm not seeing
anybody put his name.
You mean Steph Curry?
Someone said it?
I see one person say it.
March on Lynch, Aryan Foster, Aryan Agrande.
So I saw like one person saying, I'm not gonna lie.
I saw one person say it.
Who's screaming?
What happened to 15 minutes of fame, Coco Sun?
How do you all even know what 15 minutes of fame is?
Because we do, whatever, bro, you guys are annoying today, I literally fuck all you up,
that's the funny part, I literally fuck all you up.
But who is this?
I just got a call from somebody, I don't know who it is, no I have the number C but I don't
I don't know who it is, D'Andre.
No.
No, I haven't even said it's Dray Security.
It says D'Andre YouTube.
No, it says D'Andre.
Am I an asshole for not knowing?
There's a new biker in town?
Did you go on the highway?
Yep, I was.
You pissed yourself?
I don't know.
Want to check it out?
Yeah, I'm done.
I'll take a sit off, bro.
What do you mean?
I'll take a sit off, bro.
What do you mean?
Oh, jeez.
Wait, will you shoot pissed yourself?
Do you know why the shot's huge?
Look at that. I tried that. I never saw one like that.
No, you have to end it and go in your sand.
Oh, my eyes are pink eyes?
Yeah, not pink eyes, but your eyes look weird.
Fucking itchy.
How much did you spend on your money?
$5,500.
Yeah, they had no used ones.
No, no, no.
Check it out.
Hold on now, though.
It's looking different.
It's kind of tough.
I mean, it's tired.
I love it.
It's fun, right?
Yeah, it looks key, man. I mean,
It's like music or nothing.
No, I don't have a touchscreen. No GPS to know no GPS. Yeah, GPS. No, but it has a touchscreen doesn't have a
Do you get your phone? No?
This is sick nice that right here really nice. Yeah, no fuck ups. No, nothing. It's nice. I love it
You seem to classic you know, no, it was five thousand five hundred. Do you regret it at all or no? I just like wow, you know
I'll give you mine plus plus plus fifteen hundred for it I just bought it. Well, yeah, I'm saying if you oh my god
I dying there's I'm not kidding. Can you blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow
Do you have eye drops give your tech give time and all they're saying you hate it. No, I actually like it
I think it's sick actually I kind of want to go buy a new one careful. Don't fall
That's a lot I love it. I think it looks clean like that. Oh, it does like a mat like like light blue
It's a little different to look more motorcycle like yes. It's a sick
So it goes slower, five miles slower.
It goes 60?
Okay.
What?
Is it sick?
Dude, we gotta do that.
We gotta ride.
Yeah.
Dude, we gotta ride.
Right now.
Whatever.
We can do some Malibu runs.
Let's get a Malibu with our bikes, with our girls.
How far is Malibu?
Like 70 miles.
Bro, we put our girls back.
My girl here.
Your girl on yours.
You got it?
Bro, we take it.
We go fucking the air wand.
So you did our thing on the highway.
Yeah, I took a while.
We went fucking like 60 miles.
So you did I say is on the highway
Yeah, Ray come check out a bike I just bought
To it's bad. Yeah, it's like you could ring that out. Oh, yeah
Chad, it's just sweat.
Oh, it's over here.
Thank God, I was scared.
Wait, it is a little hot out, dude.
I'm getting my panty sweats, too.
I don't even know if it's sweatshirt here,
because I didn't even bring the samsung.
My, my new little car wash.
Yeah.
Ron, switch it back.
Move it out tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Yeah.
They're coming to truck to get to tomorrow.
up tomorrow you guys are moving out
soon but it's gonna be it won't be far
right I'm supposed to do biker gang I can't come it's not that far it's not
Harley Jack-O-Don't
You're actually moving out. Yeah, what if me and you like like you oh my god
Imagine late night at night late night in that alley like we play some like music background his car in the middle us surrounding him like
Disney leather jackets
That's
Why are you high? No, I'm so itchy
Yeah, it's a holly. You'll see what it is. It's the wind hitting your face at a high speed while you're going fast on the motorcycle.
Tell us what should our biker gang be called? Should we stick with PD?
What? PD, the Penny Joppers.
PDF? Penny Joppers for real?
I like that.
PD, the PDFs.
Where's the PDFs?
The Penny Jopper for reals.
PDFs, PDFs, PDFRs.
Couple of PDFs?
So what are you gonna do to your room to be open
You think we're really gonna move out by April you have to there's no if you have to yeah
But we haven't got a proof in the house, but there's no if you have to leave the lease is done
That's not how it goes. You know where we go. It's the end of us. No, we
This is a message to SLG
Tell so he said he said he's doing it today where in the group and he said now he said he said this morning
He's like, oh, I just woke up and do it today. All right, so
But surely we get accepted to that house. Oh, he said yes, I hope there's zero way
We don't get accepted if we do get to the house. It's a firehouse. I know bro. Right. Look what happened the house is nuts
The house is thick
Yeah
What is this fit?
Yeah, that's what I said.
What do you mean?
What are you wearing?
Am I wearing?
Do you want me to give you a fit check?
Yeah, let me see it.
All right, we got a North Face jacket on.
We got a pink Rick Owen shirt.
And then we have the Valenciaga khaki collab.
And then we have the Tap Cap style guy ones.
That's your shoe brand?
I'm a green shoes.
Wait, those are your biogra actions.
Why did you buy those?
I got them gifted to me.
Oh, hell.
They must hate you.
Okay this might be the first time Dru's actually just admitted in you.
He loves the same shit every day.
It works.
It's swag, thank you.
Damn, so you're really out, huh?
I know you got to let his double A.
Yup.
Double A for sure.
No, what, yeah, I'm not a director anymore!
Not a director anymore.
That's it.
And damage.
So you don't want to go for a ride?
Where do you want to go anywhere? We'll take a spot. I just got back. I was a little swamp bootie
Yeah, where should we ride to?
You literally posted in the jacket. Wish I had a big jacket. There's only one or brawn only has it. I don't even have one
I wish I had a big jacket.
I wish I could too.
Karan's the only one that has it.
Go to the beach.
Chat tomorrow, Mod.
Spend up the link in my chat.
Tomorrow.
Can we get some ice cream?
Huh?
Can we get some ice cream?
We can't go to the ice cream?
I'm not a diet, though.
Ice cream's helping me.
One ice cream's not going to turn your diet.
What?
Actually, not a lot.
I can't shave ice.
I can't shave ice.
We can't go to the shaved ice.
You want a spot?
You want a spot?
What's a nice day?
What time would you like to go?
What time would you like to go?
My house.
My house.
12.
12.
I'm trying to get I'm trying to get I'm not a lot I can't get anything I can't help you though
I saw my I started um I do things today what is it it's called the Lucy lock in
Oh brother I heard that three months ago started today he gave up last week and
did you see you've done smoking weed? I quit today you smoked yesterday I don't
smoke like quit today I quit today though today no you probably smoked it in
today. I quit weed today. You know what's crazy is that 2025. This is holy shit balls.
What year is yours? 2018? 70,000 miles on it. 2018 70,000 miles. Yeah. My ass 10 miles
on it I mean yeah you spent like a lot of money on it I was 30 35
30 what the hell man they threw my house in the fleet yeah yeah I'd be 35
they give me $30 off also were you talking about the phone call they
weren't calling anyone over there oh for real you said people kept calling they
didn't do that once they didn't do it once not one time oh shit they called
they were spam calling really they were calling like I had a couple calls but
from friends yeah I like RB apparently like on an army I had family members
call an army called yeah you don't arrive where do you want to go let's go
let's go everyone okay we can get a sushi's there sushi's how do you get
this down the hill 7-11 run
Bring your slushie back bring your slushie back raise corrupted direction. I have to hold on to him for dear life
Always down here. I'm ever gonna see you again. I made sure I didn't move far
It's like no, I know like let's be honest like adapts up the hill and I see him once a week
You're not even gonna be out the house. How am I gonna see you?
I'm probably not gonna come back to this house. Do you guys you want to go to another house?
There's no way to chill in this house. It's fucking disgusting. Exactly. They're gonna feel like actual death
I
Got a hundred dollar donation
He said not ray a good going away gift would be to give Lacey that belt
No, does that you go on there a chrome belt. Oh for you. How much is that?
You're going away gift
How do I get the use of it for me going away?
I'll chrome kill her.
That'll be good.
What are you doing, Lace?
Glasses is not your shit.
Oh, okay, but I brought piercings yours.
Yeah, I gave fucking everyone I was.
Ron, Ron, what do you think about Lacey's glasses?
I need myself a little.
What do you think about Lacey's glasses?
Oh, fuck, man.
What do you think about Lacey's glasses?
Ray said he's gifting me the chrome.
I'm sure he's coming with a leg gift.
Oh, God.
No, how am I gifting you something?
In that alleyway.
I'm really good on you.
Thank you, bro.
Hey, my hair's about to wrap on the trunk.
Yeah, I look you like me so much right?
You look like 1100.
Drew has it there.
Drew looks like a, oh.
I'm gonna slip that out of my mouth.
If you don't even want these, probably.
I do. I like blue.
Say you want it, but I don't even want them.
Wait, so am I ever gonna see you?
That's what I just said. What are you talking about?
Yeah. I never gonna come over to your house.
I know. I watched. Yes.
This makes sure it's not dirty so people can actually sit down.
Are you gonna chill there? Like late nights?
You see I'm just gonna sit in my house completely by myself fuck that's a whole house
How many rooms in three? Oh shit we got to move over here. Oh what the fuck?
Yeah if you guys get homeless there's a little two rooms in there. Oh!
Could we put in some sedums down maybe? Yeah. Why are y'all acting like he's dying?
I mean y'all don't really understand like Ray's been living with us since the
broad lawn days dude and now he's leaving. He's known me since I was a minor.
No, stop saying shit. I mean, wait, how old are you when you were 17 or 18?
Yeah, bro, this might be the end first Ray moves out then we all move out can't find a house before you know it
Ron's in his own apartment
What I'm not gonna be no bitch ass apartment. I'm gonna be a Irvine with a bike
Pt3
Open up a shop in Irvine. I'm gonna be honest if we all don't live together. I'm moving
Okay, what's your fucking crying baby?
That's your choice
So you rather live alone they moved before
When you remember like you rather not be in like no other streamers and outlays will live there maybe he'll try this
Sure, I'm just in games, huh?
Is this the engine
My eyes so fucking cool. I just hit myself in the nuts
I'm not even kidding if this is the end there was no beginning that that's they get
I don't know what that one wait are we really that if you just go I'm like fucking allergy
dog what are we gonna set it on it we gotta come back okay we're gonna tell you to that
7-11 my god bro I'm actually gonna die wait wait wait wait I have a proposal for you
What?
Let me pop over my front.
I got it?
What? No.
What do you mean no?
I'm gonna do that one Boonsy on the hood.
Hey, hey, hey.
Maybe a trade?
Not on shades.
What's it called though? Not on shades.
From Hawaii, Chrome Arts.
No, but hey, right, Ferudo, let me know like any like jeans, anything you know why, that you don't wear.
What were you doing in the closet with me not again?
I don't know, I got to look.
Just let me know, let me know, let me know.
I can't fucking go bro. Yes, you can. I do something to my eye, man. Now, it hurts. It's in pain. I'm in pain. You're in pain.
Tell me what you're saying. What's that? I can't fucking move. So you don't want to go? No, I do. I just...
Hold on, that boy. There you go. Now come on.
Okay, I've never backed it out of the driveway, though.
Are you coming?
Huh? Are you coming?
Yeah.
I-I-I'll drood guys.
Well, we might die going down the hill here.
I need my helmet.
Yo, it's just so-
Yo, it's just so-
I'm gonna fucking just slam my fucking head into the thing.
I'm not kidding. It's so bad.
You know, we have the free will to-
I don't know if it's an ID,
but it's just like allergy.
It's just like, you see?
I didn't watch that last night.
Hold on.
Shitty Mike! Shitty Mike!
Fuck you
Can you guys see me
They're saying shitty Mike L drew the phone is ass why isn't you're just holding the cam cam ass
Drew do your job
It sounds fine. What's up though? You got you got it.
Oh, Drew. Camera is ass. Mike ass. Drew hold cam.
I hope Drew falls off the back.
All right.
I'm ready.
Damn, Chad, you'll check.
Be honest, you all think we're going to all move in together in a new house or no?
Like, just be honest.
Are you ready?
Reverse it and then I'll hop off.
Hey, yo.
What?
Reverse it and then I'll hop on
Probably not I'm gonna be honest chat and I've already talked about this with Marlon
um, if all the guys don't end up getting a new house I
Would probably just get a Cripple Marlin and
Then whoever wants to come would come like if Ron wants to move in Ron can move in if Jason wants to move in
Jason can move in like whoever wants to can just do it
but like I
Would rather just live with at least one other creator than live by myself just so we can hold each other accountable
like if there's a day where
One of us don't want to stream like give gifts like you know what I mean
But I feel like I feel like if like I feel like at the least me Marlin and Ron will live in the same crib
I'm saying like at the least me you and Marlon will be living together
Well, they'll just be me Marlon and Jason, okay, I mean if that's what you want
No, I know I'm just saying like like like worst case scenario
It'll still be me you Marlon and Jason living together
Even if silkie
I've never gone down a hill like this.
What do you mean?
Oh, yours has a strap?
Yours doesn't?
It does, but it doesn't really work.
Look how fucking chopped he looks like actually.
Bro, it's not you, you're looking at sped.
You look fucking fat.
Yeah, because it pushes your cheeks in.
Get a mic from Drew?
Yeah, guys, it only works one per camera, you fucking morons.
I see if I have an archer over here.
Oh, no he's been dead!
Shut off we're going to fucking 7-eleven we'll be back
On the back, but what do you mean he has a seat attachment? What? I don't think that's meant to sit on
It's not 90 degree weather. Oh fuck. It's been a minute. It's definitely been a minute here
What that's your car nice car, bro, let's go riding
I like when Drew caress my waist and touches my body.
Drew, you're touching my body so nice.
Yes.
No, you're good.
Drew, I feel your big, hard dick poking in my butt.
And I'm going to back my shit up.
Stop.
You've been streaming all this time.
This is the angle.
Wait, am I black?
Oh, it's good. Where is Ron?
Here he comes.
Ron, you ready?
What?
Oh he's going fast. Oh shit. Oh shit, Drew
Alright, Drew, I'm backing my shit up on you a little bit. I'm about to hit a kekwok
down the fucking ramp.
Damn, Muggleye lays actually at aura.
I'll be able to hold the cam while he drives.
That's actually so tough.
How late does that? W lays in the chat, bro.
That's a cool appeal of being able to see you.
Get that SW laser check.
Let's go.
Let's ride!
We're in Miami turning up another notch.
Follow me, Ron!
Come on, Reddish Sun!
We don't wait for traffic!
We don't wait for traffic! Traffic waits for us!
Miho! Miho!
This guy doesn't seem to want to let me over here.
Oh, fuck. Okay, so right here is where she gets a little scary. Scary, Jack. Okay.
I don't know why they're saying sun. What? Just come on, Ron. Follow me. I'll take us
to the promised land! We're going to 7-Eleven. Someone's in my eye! Someone's in my eye!
Someone's in my eye! Someone's in my eye! Someone's in my eye! Someone's in my eye!
See how that guy sucked his hand out? The PDFs are out!
Hey!
Hey!
Where'd Ron go?
What?
Straight!
What's down there?
there down there not straight it's
straight it's straight we got to go
straight I can't what come on run we
don't wait for traffic traffic waits for
us we're the PDFs
Hold on Drew, hold on baby boy, I got you, I got you baby boy, whoa Drew, I just felt
the tip of your dick go up my ass a little bit, it's nice and loose right now, turn your
shit this morning. So how are you coming, gentlemen?
When Miami turned it up another notch.
Let the shorties take the yacht.
We all in Santos. I ran it out the spot.
Wait, is 7-Eleven straight?
Wait, you're 7-Eleven?
Wait, is it a left? Can you look at your phone?
Okay. King of LA.
Let me look. 7-11.
Three minutes away.
I knew it.
Well, guess what? When we make a left, I don't wait for traffic.
Is that my body or my fake beam in chat?
Chad, where's Ron?
What is he doing?
Okay.
Oh my God.
Wait.
Ron, that's not 7-Eleven.
Oh no.
Oh my God.
Ron got a cheat code.
Ron actually got a cheat code.
Yes.
Well, the road's just set up.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Well the road's just sitting there. He got a cheat code. He's so fucking smart
Oh my god, Ron's a fucking genius, of course, he knows all the gas stations fucking I'm doing what he did
Oh fuck.
Lo-lay, King of LA, coming through!
Ah, shit.
Holy fuck, there's so much traffic.
I'm not driving like a grandpa, get off my dick!
I physically can't go, there's traffic!
Do I just cut everybody off?
No, it's red, look, it's a red light though.
Okay.
I'm here to save the city!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Is that Ron?
Oh, that's an old guy on a bike, never mind.
I'm coming, Ron!
Oh my God, I see 7-Eleven.
Chad, am I allowed to drink it?
Oh, wait, no, I said the great locking starts tomorrow,
actually, so I'm gonna let it have one last sheet day.
Should I do a 10,000 calorie challenge today?
Front cam's better, yeah, I know.
No, no, no, just gotta flip it.
I see Ron. Oh my god, it's a green light. Fuck it. I'm skipping traffic
They don't stay they say I got the biggest dick in town for a reason
I have some swag go on
I look like that love this one
I think 60 miles and
Shall we, biker guy?
I'm backing up!
I'm backing up!
Let's go, the PDSR out!
We're wrong though!
Where are you at?
PDF ball!
PDFs are out today!
I don't know.
Low-key some electrolytes.
Vitamin water?
Let me know what it's at.
Get to Keto's.
I don't know why.
Ooh!
I don't know why.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know why I asked.
Ooh, are these good to drink?
On the road?
They're like...
Ah, like energizers.
Do you know where they are?
They're different. It's in front of the store.
It was in front of the store.
Oh, we're not.
Guys, be the second.
Oh, you're talking. No worries.
We've been here before, we bought the laundry,
we've been here before, I'm out of here.
He's got it, he's got it.
No, I'm out of here.
Yeah, this is a PSI.
He's up there.
We'll do the stuff.
It's the other guy who works for us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Check it out.
I can take it, I'll get it.
It's on me.
I'm good, I still gotta get on some more stuff.
Yeah, it's fine, get it.
I guess you can do what you have to speak to.
All right?
I don't want to tell you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Okay, I skipped that.
How's it going, man?
I'll give my beard and the t-shirt.
That's all I can do.
Do you guys want to show our mic again?
No, no.
No, but I don't drive like that. I never did.
You have a Hartley Davidson though.
Oh, that's all good. I just had the image though.
That's great.
I had all the image. That's what it is.
Other than that, not really.
A lot of good guys. Be safe.
Thank you.
Do you want a little piece of fresh water, though?
No, I don't have anything.
Thank you very much.
Okay, thank you.
What did they give you?
How far is the OSCF South Korea?
20 minutes.
It's 20 right now. Yeah, it looks like
Tell us saving you do a whole biker gang that we all got a pop out in leather jackets
Who raided asked me to get my slushie though
Not sure I don't think you can deal with it
We gotta go we gotta get a biker gang and go to a biker bar
Tell me we might get killed
I'm not trippin' though. No one's fuckin' up with me, to that.
Yo, are you actually scared of going fast or not?
I was scared of personal, like, okay, I'm taking a bow.
And there's just a lean. That's how I'm taking these corners.
Yeah, and I look at the leaner, yeah.
And that's how I'm trippin' any bikers in the track.
I'd be seein' like the BMW guys tuning in.
Maybe scribbin' a knee on the ground in.
Really?
Nothing about getting the BMW bike soon.
What? Yeah.
Yeah
Chad be fine if I got the
Good soccer training again
I'm telling you, I'm dead, I should put work in my butt, fuck that football.
I ain't, I've been doing it like on my own time.
Smell that?
Smells like bullshit.
It's not, look at this.
I did it, you're about to do something you know something about.
Well I don't have a ball to like.
I mean, where's the helmet?
I'm gonna go.
You're a fuckin' idiot.
Fuck you, dude.
That was the corner up.
I don't know what to do with our biker gang.
We try to recruit people to PDF.
Anyone want to be part of PDFs?
What do you call a police officer?
We have no fucking...
Alright, well, me and you should just start doing the biker gang.
You can act or join them now.
Probably not.
Okay, what about our probably that?
Definitely
He's gonna get a full biker game. It's the ambulance. What's any phone?
scream
We raise back to the house. Oh that bad
Yeah, we get bad wait, what is the loitering?
I'm gonna throw shit on the ground, it's a loitering.
Someone said it's illegal that we're loitering at 7-Eleven.
What does that mean?
That's what you do.
You have a matter ready?
Oh yeah, I did a matter ready?
It's matter ready.
That's a must.
Okay, I have bad news. How do you pop the truck?
Pick the block.
Che, what is loitering?
How is that illegal to loiter at 7-Eleven?
Huh? Yeah, yeah, front-face cam, front-face cam.
Uh, right there.
Let's fucking do this, baby. Let's ride!
Not bad at all.
AJ Brown went to the Patriots, put it on God.
Dollar line.
Oh shit, I don't even have the key in.
Okay, I have a question I've never asked on stream before are y'all ready for it?
up on a bike Drew he got a little head start but it's okay huh are we going
left yeah just just go around traffic
And we're off!
We're off!
Oh fuck.
Pothole!
True, I can actually feel it.
Chad, Drew's always hard!
Wait, Chad, have I predicted exactly what today's shoot was gonna be so far?
An hour of reactions, then random shit on the bike with Ron.
See, this is what Ron, this is what, oh, fuck, I can't go around him.
I don't like riding on this road because it's how bumpy it is, look how bumpy it is.
Leon and Santos are wranging out the spot!
Fuck!
Oh, no, Chad! Can we get a counter? It'll be counter-cut, Drew asked to get food.
Chad!
What did you say?
Nothing.
Who the fuck wants for its pellet there?
Why does he not get scared of the bumps?
Stop.
What?
Ice cream.
We're not getting ice cream.
Shut up.
Ron, smoking you?
Guess what, buddy?
I don't know if you're 13 and don't have a license,
but if it's a red light,
it doesn't matter who gets there first
because we're both here.
Dumbass.
Ron just got honked at.
I'm not going to lie, I'm fully gassing it right now and this is the fastest it's going.
Yeah, I don't think Rod knows.
You're blocking the whole lane.
Rod, you're blocking the whole fucking lane, asshole!
Oh, shit.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you dick?
Oh my god, it's that black green W.
Oh my god, it's that same black green W
that's trying to hit me, degloved.
Oh my god.
Is it not the same fucking car?
Maybe get there up in the hills and it's colder and higher altitude.
I'm falling down to fucking board, aren't I?
Oh my god, Ron!
Ron almost got fucking smacked!
Bro, just making everyone so mad.
Thank you so much!
Oh fuck the hill, I don't like the hill, I don't like the hill, I don't like the hill.
Revoke his license.
Yo, Ron Deadass almost got snatched by that car.
Alright, so I'm guessing I'm killed.
This is where the legends are fucking me.
I'm like yo I think this might be almost dead is what's going on or I think I might be almost out of gas
Oh, yeah, I'm not two gas bars. Oh fuck. Oh my god. You're oh my god. You're all
Jen everybody go in the wrong chat and tell me the narcissist
I look you got the hang of it.
It's fun, isn't it?
Wait till, y'all I'm telling you Ron, wait till there's a day on stream where you have
You have to go like 30 minutes, and you see the traffic,
and then you get there in 10.
Oh, fuck, like I want an air wand.
Yep.
Nice bike too, bro.
Hey, can you take your helmet off?
Ron committed 20 driving.
What?
Oh yeah, he's got a minute call for us.
There's calling you at your assistant's.
WNR assistant's attached to a two-year-old
seven-year-old, it was a little late,
I was getting bothered.
Oh, because the girl, the one girl wouldn't let us in?
She might just get out of here.
Yeah, to her face.
What the fuck are you doing?
Do you have a reggaeton?
Do you want your watermelon?
Spam. Spam is a hypocrite. Spam is a hypocrite.
It was fun.
There's nothing wrong. I gotta, I gotta fucking drive this more.
Okay.
What's wrong?
What are you trying to raise me?
I already saw you say something.
something what I did not say that you want to read it what are you saying
you're sure it says you're going to be there hypocritic your narcissists
hypocritic narcissists all narcissists check tail bro stop saying weird like
Don't be rude Chad, don't say that's wrong though.
Wait, was there shit so loud, let me see?
Oh my god.
Really?
Those fuckers are gonna be crazy.
Fuck no.
If you just wasn't sliding in enough.
Now you wouldn't even be able to find my hole.
I swear I got you the other time.
I actually forgot to go fuck.
Why are y'all calling me a fat idiot?
Yo, I'm not going to let you guys disrespect me like that, so call me a fat idiot, you
dumb piece of-
All right, I'm gonna go take a tinkle cake. Drew, just stay on the table for 30 seconds.
Drew, just stay on the table for 30 seconds.
Check out when he comes back. Everyone's spamming.
Nah, go get food with Drew.
If you look hungry, go get some food. You should go get food, okay? Everyone's spam that, okay?
maybe be like Mukbang with Drew, question mark, Drew mad hungry, you should get food
with him, um what else, what else, maybe some wings, order wings for you and Drew, that's
a good idea, like say all that, say all that, why are you always saying yap, love laboring,
shut up please, no everyone say it, trust, trust, it'll work, we have to, we have to
to check off the food segment for the day.
Why are they putting blabbering?
Shadow, are we here?
Are we here?
Oh my god, I forgot to tell y'all.
I completely forgot to tell y'all.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be live, probably like 12 or 1
and then I'm meeting up with Yana at 2 o'clock and me and Yana are gonna go get some decorations
because Yana just moved to LA so we're gonna go get like a couch because she has to decorate
her new house and we're gonna get some decorations we're gonna go to Ikea and then we're gonna go
decorate her new house and then after that me and Yana I got my friend TK he produced a song
for Drake, he's letting me and Yana use his studio and me and Yana are going to try to
make a song.
So he's going to like fully produce, get the beat and like auto tune everything to make
the song and me and Yana are going to go to the studio and try to make a song tomorrow.
I'm actually going to take it serious though, I'm not going to troll during the song, alright?
I hope we should die from the water moment.
Cap auto have musical talent?
Talking to the moon.
That shit was so good the mic cut out.
Wait, did Ron end?
Wait, I think it's...
How much is it normally, what am I?
When we do the rinse back, when we do the clothes?
Like... why?
How much is it normally?
I don't know, like 60 bucks?
I think we fucked up.
How much are you paying the major clean my clothes through?
So you didn't ask how much it was going to cost or what like anything cost wise?
And you didn't think to ask how much it cost?
How much is it, Joe?
$500.
I have to pay now.
When they actually said, would you like me to clean your clothes?
Don't you think they're going to be the ones that can clean it?
Either way, you should have asked how much.
I mean, I'm sorry for that.
It's only $484 and I thought the cost of cleaning it itself is not extra-plated.
It's okay, you're going to win big tonight.
Yo!
Fuck you, buddy!
I pay for rinse I pay rinse $100 a month and I get a free wash a week or a free wash every
two weeks so it's $50.
Okay, but that's a certain amount of clothes, not 9.
No, I can do it.
I can up my thing.
Do a food segment.
Alright Chad, what do y'all want me to do right now?
What do y'all want me to do right now, Chad?
Um...
End.
Yo, if you want me to end, why don't you just leave the street, asshole?
Oh, no, I'm not.
It says $105 just to kind of set you back to the bank.
You had, like, nine bags of clothes.
I'm not ending. Why are you guys saying bye?
What did you do with the muck bag?
I'm not even hungry though.
I'm not kidding. I'm not even hungry.
I feel like I kind of want to hop on a game.
Nobody out the house is alive, right?
Ron just ended.
The daft's not alive, Suki's not alive.
Do the mod turning?
Are mods on?
Are mods on or no?
I guess mods are on.
Alright, so Snowy are you here?
Okay, if you're a mod, type here.
And there's just all non-mods typing it.
So who do we have?
But I kind of want to play in it so I'm gonna be on a team me and you
No, I'm not going to lie. You actually might be like the biggest
What I've ever seen you yes
Oh, yeah, I guess I did today chat you want to hear I did today go ahead Gary to point it left
So I had a pack draw $20,000 balance and before I went live, I decided to go and do one of the 80% spins to try to get to $25,000 and I lost.
So I had to depot my own money for face...
Shit, no!
Then you guys are laughing at me.
You're dead ass dumb.
Why are you dumb?
All right, should we, should we see if we can get mods off of the mod turnier now?
Okay, mod turn to me.
No one's going to do it.
So none of the mods want to play.
Wait, what did I just show?
Lacey and Drew.
Who else?
Who else?
Snowy and who?
Jason Tightass son.
What are you talking about?
Me and High Vives.
High Vives is not playing with you.
What did you just say to me, what?
I'm getting a new intro soon. I'm getting a new intro soon. I'm getting a new intro soon.
fake reaction you literally commented oh yeah yeah yeah I forgot I forgot I forgot
I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
I forgot. I forgot!
Caught red-handed.
Yeah, Chad, I guess that was me.
Scripting reactions. Yeah, bro, you caught me. You're right. I hit up Noruto03 and asked him to send this. Yes.
Wait, who commented that? I don't know. Me, me, me. Wait, can I see it? Yeah.
Let's see it.
That's gone.
Okay, Snowy, who do you want your teammate to be?
Give me Snowy.
So you wanted to be Summer and Snowy.
What the fuck just happened to my stream?
What the fuck just happened to my stream?
What the fuck just happened to my stream?
I don't know hello I don't know hello what the fuck was that shit all right yeah if you
wanted to be snowy and drew who should be on my team yeah but snowy said he wants to
be on your team. You and JD. JD doesn't even talk, bro. So Chad, do y'all want me to be
What are you with Drew, or you want Snowy to be with Drew?
Wait, is Rums worse at games than Drew?
You are bad at games.
Rums is good at games?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even think we have enough mods on to do this.
Drew and Snowy.
Rums, are you here?
Rums!
He doesn't do anything, bro.
Okay, JD, are you here?
Yo, JD, hola, hola, JD.
Okay, JD's not here either.
So the only mod here is snowy.
What games it's going to be?
It's going to be Fortnite, CS, and Rocket League.
Yes.
Well, I don't know if we're doing it.
We can do Val.
Fortnite, Valorant, and Rocket League.
All right, we'll do Val, we'll do Val, we'll do Val.
Okay, Blitz is here.
Let's just make a list of people
from the community that are here.
Okay, we have Blitz, we have Snowy, we have Lacey,
We have drew we have
Summer will you talk or no?
Summer
Okay, it's icon. Will you play or no?
It's icon is dead hiding
It's like on can't he's a Wi-Fi outage in his tribe
Man go will you play
Let me see what mango said. Mango said, oh boy, if I have to. Okay, mango. Who else,
Chad? Who else? Stranger Dale? Stranger Dale said he won't talk, though. DeBurner?
Burner, will you talk?
Yes, okay.
Uh, who else, Chad? Who else?
Jaybirds, you're going to play either way because I said so. Understood?
Good boy.
Oh, yeah, I forgot six is here. Okay, six keys here. Okay, six will play me call rums
call rums calling rums. Yo, yo, playing this mod terminate, brother, your schedule is shit
because you have no content and it's going to be asked to schedule it when there's actually
people who could be a fucking idiot dude like what are you doing what the fuck are you doing
you're scheduling people that aren't even talking like what are you doing every person what do you
mean every person on this list is gonna talk no but like people like ziggy and all those people
actually get funny but being it'll be funny you're just gonna have a bunch of fucking muted
retards not doing anything okay so get so tell ziggy to get on ziggy can't get on because he's
on he's uh he's home he doesn't have his like full stuff so he can't play like Valorant he's home when
He's home like he's set up in college and he doesn't have it or some show you know, why are you so mad?
Do I sound mad? Yeah, you're like anger issues, dude. No, I don't I'm not I don't sound like I'm
I'm gonna be equally other drums high-pitched. What I had this high-pitched. I had this played out. Just say
So you know so right now I have blitz no we Lacey drew summer mango burner
J.B.R.Sicksy runs. You don't want to run out. No, no, we can. I just don't know what the group like how we should set it up plus like
He said I can't yo 60 you're gonna do what I say. Okay, you're gonna play
I
Can get JD on probably
So JD's gonna talk
Yeah, he won't talk
He's never talked on treat before I guess he's gonna talk
I already confirmed it. He'll talk.
Ziggy said I can play anything but Valorant.
Just, yeah, that's what I said. You can't play Valorant.
Why? Valorant's free to download for everyone.
But he's on console, I think, you know?
I think you do Rocket League Fortnite, and then...
What was the other game? Wasn't there another one?
Val's on console?
No PC right now. I'm on spring break. PN Ziggy you're a spring break fucking modern in a lazy chat get some bitches, dude
I don't know why this chat's reach weeding y'all are doing the same thing y'all are doing the same thing
Maybe we just run it another day then
I'm not gonna lie, Rums is low-key right, I wanted to stay live longer and do it, but
Rums said that it's probably not a good idea to do this, so I'm probably just gonna hop
off for tonight.
Oh my god, bro.
Listen, listen, just schedule it whenever, I mean this is never going to happen, because
you're never going to schedule it, so.
Oh, I will schedule it?
Okay, bet, I will schedule it, bet.
How about we do, how about we do Saturday?
No, no, no, no.
The same thing with your weight line.
I will schedule it bet how about we do how about we do Saturday
Wait wait wait wait can we do it on what do I have plan Saturday night? Hold on me check Saturday
Absolutely nothing. Let's do Saturday
Okay, schedule Saturday. I'll have everyone ready. We'll play it and it'll be good.
Tell Ziggy I'll buy him a PC.
Yeah, right.
Any mod who doesn't have a PC, I'll buy you a PC to play on.
Wait, are you talking?
Okay, is everything good here? Like, is everything set up?
Okay, so Saturday night, we have mods gaming gauntlet.
Winning team gets $2,000.
Worst performing team loses mod for three days.
They just get to make all the work and you lose?
How about the other team?
Oh, I got a really good proposition for you as well.
What?
OK, so I don't know if you ever want to do this,
but there's a group of people, and we play pro clubs.
And if you want to play pro clubs with us,
you can play it.
No, it'd be funniest.
We'll put you on Striker, and it's just like feet.
So I'm sure your chat knows.
It'd be hilarious.
I'm telling you.
Pro clubs?
Yeah, it's like, uh, Jason.
Shut up.
Everybody's been reading good roms.
Make a mess.
It'd be like a bunch of people, and we all play it,
and you'd be in a group of us, and then we'd
like try to get to give one early.
Wait, so it's like all the channels seem to be fucking with it.
Well, no, they're just dick riders.
It's actually good content, but they're just retards.
They're all saying we good rugs.
Yeah, I'm getting baited.
You're an idiot.
It's good content.
So basically, you're saying you want me to get on FIFA
and sit at the strike your position, wave at the wall?
No, you'll just replay FIFA, and it's
like a full group of us, like full 11.
And it's everyone playing, and we try to get to the big one.
Like, yeah, I'm not getting ideas anywhere.
I've got them worth this, dude.
Just talk about it.
So who's the 11?
It'd be like me, you, JD, Rogue, Ziggy,
and a bunch of other people.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down to do that,
I'm down to do that, I'm down to do that.
Yeah, you're just a liar.
I swear on actually, I swear on actually,
I'm actually down, I'm actually down.
I mean, I think I'm, okay.
On PS5 or on what?
Like on what?
You can get it on PC, you can play on PC.
Okay, Matt.
So we can do that as well if you want.
Yeah, yeah, we'll get like Snowy in there too
and Airburn back.
I don't think anyone's playing the duo,
so I think both of them are on the squad.
But we can try.
OK.
Oh, Aaron Back said, we good.
Skip rums.
OK.
All right, so mods.
I'm saying this to all my mods in some community of people
who are very active and known in the Twitter column.
There is a gaming gauntlet this Saturday.
I'm going to have rums.
Get all the mods, I'm gonna have Rum set up the teams.
The winning team gets $2,000.
I will send it to you PayPal literally right after the tournament
if you win and the losing mod team
will have to do a punishment, okay?
Okay, start rallying up the people
and then get them in a Discord, Rum's.
Okay, I will, I got you.
Bye.
Okay, peace.
What do I do right now then?
But it's gonna rock your league
Go check calm to see these kids see these kids
The quality is the quantity of your streams understandable that you want to elevate quality wait
She's looking spinning facts.
Shiva?
W facts, W facts, W Shiva.
So she's basically saying, the quality is the quantity.
What do we do with this fourth segment right now?
Well, like what could we do?
Like talent show, nobody has talent.
We could do a scavenger hunt.
Should we bring back a scavenger on it?
It's been a minute since I did that.
What?
By what?
No.
See who the most athletic person is, the most athletic lacy viewer.
How many rounds would that be, though?
I don't know how many rounds, though.
Nah, I'd rather Ron be live for that.
Okay, wait, so Chad would y'all rather do a scavenger hunt or or to see who the most athletic lazy viewers
And they're just all spamming CS was that on the fucking board that I was out on the board
I'll be a mod. I'm just underage. I didn't ask for my new mods. I never...
It's time I take this shirt off and show you the world who I really am.
Okay, so I'm gonna run a poll. Okay, I'm gonna run a poll in the chat right now. Okay, I'm
vertical, chat chooses cs slash rocket league scavenger hunt slash rocket league athlete
8 slash rocket leak. Or end stream. One minute pull, go ahead and vote. Why did it not go
Why do I not see the pole?
Like, why are you guys weird and you're in a piggy costume?
I'm not in a piggy costume.
It's called the shirt.
Okay, so the chat wants me to answer you.
You guys are so weird for you to vote.
Yo, if you vote entering, you like dick.
Yep, I said it.
If you vote entering, you like dick.
If you vote entering, you like dick.
Why are we all typing exclamation mark poll?
You have to clicky.
Thank you, that's a good thing to add in Mukbang.
What?
You add Mukbang in your journal.
No, not adding Mukbang in your journal.
Oh, God.
What's that in your journal?
I say we do a scavenger hunt.
What do you do?
You do a scavenger hunt in the house?
Yes.
It's funny, right?
I say we do a scavenger hunt,
then we do pack draw into rocket league, deal.
So what was the poll for?
What do you mean?
That's literally what won.
That's literally what won.
What do you mean, what did we do?
Wait, do I even have a discord?
They didn't have a discord.
I don't have a discord.
I'll show speed and date.
Oh shit, I do have a discord channel.
Alright Chad, how much should I give to the winner?
How much should I give to the winner?
thousand dollars thousand dollars
Wait, how do I invite people?
Yeah?
We should do a thousand splitter steel for the final one.
Or should we have a thousand splitter steel?
Why would they not give a fuck about do they're not you they will care about $500
Huh yes sure you can participate bro Chad this is the discord link if anybody wants
join. We are about to do a IRL scavenger hunt for $1,000. The winner gets $1,000. How many
people should I get in? I'm going to my island. I'm going to my island. I'm in my island. Hello? I'm in my island.
Okay, test one, test two.
There we go.
Output options, headphones.
Okay, we're good.
I can't join.
Wait, why can't you guys join?
All right, Chad, should I choose who to be dragged?
Or how should I do this?
Do y'all think we should choose people?
You could do one way once to get people accepted
at this place, play safe.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Should we do one way once again?
No, it's gonna get dragged out.
I'm going to do a beast.
I'm going to do, wait, is this Dan, like the VIP Dan?
OK.
Wait, Dan, is that you?
I want to get people I recognize in here.
OK.
Okay, why does this guy have a TVU?
Oh, and that's true.
All right, okay, Jesus Christ.
Chad, do y'all recognize any other people?
By the way, everybody has to have their cam on.
You have to turn your cam on and talk, just letting you guys know.
All right, this guy, big con has been begging, so I'm going to get him in there.
Wait, do I not have a single mod in here?
I don't have a single discord mod?
Oh my God, look how many people left after I said you have to have your camera on.
Oh yeah, GGs.
Nobody wants.
How do y'all want to have an IRL scavenger hunt if you don't have your cam on?
Okay, Sparrow
Yo Sparrow hello
Yo Sparrow turn your camera on bro
Spare a talk to me, man.
Are you still on drugs, dude?
What's that?
Where'd you get that, T-Move?
Wait, so how did you start getting money, Spiro?
Wait, hold on, wait, what'd you say?
Gambling.
Okay, so, because last time we talked you said you didn't even have a dollar.
No, I have more than a dollar, bro.
So walk me through your journey.
Last time I talked to you, you were like on drugs and you didn't have any money.
So I quit that, smoked weed, I'm in the gym now, gambling, and I'm starting my jobs when
I'm waiting for the snow to go away, because you know the snow here.
Wait, so how did you get enough money to get that watch?
Holy shit.
Gambling.
So how much did you win gambling?
Too much.
Too much.
Sick.
Hey, bro.
Congratulations, dude.
Yo, NeoFibs.
Hello?
You are not NeoFibs, bro.
Yeah, you know.
Okay, we'll get Michi in here.
How are you?
Oh, Barak's here. Okay, Barak.
Um...
Are you good, bro?
Kiwi okay move to lacy's island
Nate move to lacy's island
Holy chopped
Yeah, why are you always on my dick nigga damn bro like oh
I'm not gonna lie to you bro every time I talk to you I'm always mugging your shit, bro
We're not starting this again, bro
Yeah, yes, well obviously nigga, yes, I'm argue and I got the unrelease v. That one nigga like what are you talking about bro like
Get off my dick, bro. I'm tired of your ass
Okay, hold on how many do we have in here so far?
One two, yo, Neil keeps keep your fucking tongue in your mouth, bro
That's not me okay, dumbass
Frosty, okay
Snowy join snowy get in here
Um wait Lacey does this evolve me like having a run yes
Okay, I don't have a camera snowy you have a phone get in here. I don't want to play
Lacey's left big toe, that's like
yo lazy yes thank you for the hundred dollars man no problem I got that up
after I'll say do you do you have a camera do you want to play I don't have
a camera and I'm trapped as fuck summer do you want to play bro can I get a
thousand dollars please I'm not giving you a thousand dollars if you give me
thousand dollars you have to win to get a thousand dollars no I want money I'm
not gonna lie bro just like bro like you might be the worst dragger ever like
bro like bro there's no way you don't know who the fuck your own community is
bro you talk to these niggas at least eight hours a day I do not know what
you're talking about. Well you're not talking to me like that. Yes I am.
Nigga I'll grab you by your throat. Don't talk to me like that again. Nigga I'll grab you by the low-hat
You know how to grab you like these, nigga, I'll grab you by your neck, lift you on the air, fuck the shit out of you, nigga, and you're not gonna stop.
You are so chocked.
Yo, is this my community? What am I looking at right now?
Bro, I won't be IC'ing it right now.
This is sad, bro.
What, me?
Yo, hip.
Yo, good dude.
I look him on you, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, can you drag one out?
He's got a cam Mario. Maybe Mario's got a cam
Add cookie crumb. Where's cookie crumb? I don't see him. I
Don't see cookie crumb I
Have cookie crumb in here. He's muted and deafened. He's got a third of this cam on
Yo Mario
Okay
You guys hear me
Yo, Neo Kips, Neo Kips, do you have like a set up you can go to?
My grandma's playing on her and I can't.
Yeah, grandma.
Amanda Wall.
Yo, Amanda Wall!
Yo.
Yo, do you have a camera?
Yes, yes, give me a second.
Okay.
Give me a second, give me a second.
Okay, Cookie comes here.
All right, do you have like a set up you could be at?
I can go to a room.
Is this actually Darla?
I can go to a room, Lacey.
Yeah, you go to a room and like set your camera up on a desk or something.
I can do what I can do.
Okay.
Mini Lacey.
Drag me.
All right.
Let's see this guy.
Let's see this guy's actually a Mini Lacey.
Yo, Mini Lacey.
I'm sorry. Can you turn your camera on?
I'm trying to like, set your camera up on the desk or something.
Kick Drew. Yo, Drew, can you get upstairs?
I can't play right here. No.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Clicking more upstairs.
No, it has to be upstairs.
Bro, it has to be upstairs.
It has to be upstairs.
Bro, it has to be upstairs.
It has to be upstairs.
That's impossible
Okay, we got some okay, okay, is there anybody else in the chat that has that is in the discord
Can you can you tell me who you are and if you have a cam?
Lacey drag why dog? Where's why not? Oh, oh, he's at the top, okay?
Okay, got him. Yo, can you see
my camera? Who said that? No.
Many Lacey right here. It's black.
Wait, hold on. Can you can I rejoin
that you dragged me again? My camera's
like this.
Yeah, very.
Who's Mike is that?
I'm not going to lie y'all are all chopped.
I was talking about me.
No he doesn't want to play.
You only slightly ugly person in here is hip.
Everyone else looks good.
Except for maybe a man.
What type of dick ride is that?
What the fuck?
Yo, is there anybody else that I should drag? I don't see anybody I
See
Australian legend
Fuck drew
Canyon okay, I'm gonna try Canyon
Yo, if you're in here and don't have a camera on you're getting kicked
Canyon you have a camera yo
Oh
But does he does he have my side profile who said that
that. Hey, if you kind of look
good in glasses, I know I look
better. Me, she has anger in
issues. Everybody just say
she is. Watch how bad he gets.
Yeah, I don't know. It brings
out your eyes more and makes
them look bigger. You know
what I'm saying? I'm looking
kind of gay too. How many
people do we have 12345678910
I want to get 60 I'm gonna start dragging people whoever turns their cam on if you whoever turns on a quick you're in
16 16 oh
John pork, okay
Yeah, you don't have your camera on you're getting kicked drew turn your fucking camera on
Trying to check Marlon for his PC password. Yo shut the fuck up
I
drew a dream
No way, this is real
You're looking my name
What is that set up?
I love you guys, bro. Lacey. What is it set up? What do you mean? What do you mean?
No, look he has it on a mirror
I
Had big fun
No, Marlin's not here
What's gonna be too long been watching for a while bro?
Shimmers right now appreciate you man. Wait who was saying that we say that?
Why does it try my button I appreciate you stay set up
three. All right. All right.
anybody with this. Okay. Right
now we have 12345678910111213
spare. Are you playing. All
right. What is this place. Wait
what are we playing. Is not that
thing we get to like grab items
and stuff. I'm going to explain
it once we get two more people
Before we do before we do that Lacey, can you make a rule for me like I have like what is it called like asthma?
So like every time we go grab some
Can I get like the first second break?
Michi, Michi my man, you don't have asthma. You're just fat. Okay. Yeah
It's not asthma.
I'm just gonna stop playing chappals. You guys are all Ws for W thugs in the chat, bro.
Thank you.
Lacey, your camera's on line, bro.
Yo, true wall, you are so hard.
Good tweet.
Yeah, I wish you weren't a satchelist, I wanted to call that person.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, what the fuck do you want to call him, Drew?
Hey, Drew, Drew, Drew!
I might as well spark a little bit more on this piece of shit.
I'm not to go live for this.
Okay, all right.
Does everybody in the call have a cam on?
If you do not have your camera on now, we're going to get kicked.
Last call.
Bacon.
Hey, I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
Okay, hold on, bro.
I'm in.
I'm in.
How many times have you fucking heard me, I'm gonna fuck you up bro.
Nobody cares, we're going live bro, nobody gets a fuck bro.
Holy shit bro, how many times have you said that?
No, no, don't you fucking talk to me bro, shut the fuck up.
Yo shut the fuck up kids, clearly obviously you're trying to make everyone know you're
going live bro.
Shut your bitch up bro, get your ass more.
Shut the fuck up, cringe ball, like, you're cringe bro, El Method bro, just do the segment
and shut the fuck up bro.
Yo, the fuckers want attention so bad, like shut the fuck up.
Holy fuck you, that's spicy TLS boy in here.
Hey guys, I'm going live, by the way.
If nobody fucking heard me, I'm going live.
We don't care, bro.
Like, shut the fuck up.
No, no, no, no, no.
Who is this guy?
All right, yo, if you're in here,
you do not have your camera on.
Please turn your camera on.
X.
Benji, Tommy, and AK.
Hey, Drew, how's Ijanna doing?
I'm getting into it.
Yo, who said?
Yo, who is that 12 year old making a bet?
Yo, who the fuck is that, bro?
Lacey, it's me!
Willf...
Yo, why is there like, tie on to keep your head?
I see like, 312 rules, I see a grown ass man with a neck beard.
Lacey, come on now, fuck.
Hey, who is it?
Lacey, hold on, Lacey, don't kick me.
Holy shit.
Okay, turning on my light.
Lacey, do you remember?
Yo-ho!
Alright, everybody, silence.
Listen.
I'm opening the chat true. Hurry. Okay. Listen first off if you are in this
Okay, I need you to be at a you cannot be in a kitchen or in a living room
You have to be in yet. We're at a setup. Okay. Amanda. Why where are you Amanda wall? Where are you?
Yes, are you it looks like you're in a kitchen I'm in a room buddy. Okay. Okay. Let me keep you saying that cuz he's bad
Okay, juice juice, please
Yeah, let's go bro. Are you in a room? It's very dark where you're at. Yeah, I'm in a room. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know if you need me to
Okay, okay, everybody's here. So we have one two three four
Benji, are you playing or no?
My camera won't turn on
I
Say boy, you know, no you wasn't bro
What do you mean stop turning like that?
Okay, I said some tension between why dog and juice you guys want to
No, we're not any tension with Jews. What are you talking about?
No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good juice. I thought you said Jews. I was about to say no
I don't have any fetching in bro. I just
If you didn't know he's going live if nobody knew bro, he's got his mark up history. I don't know if anyone realized
Yo, I don't know who this nigga is yo, but the nigga that's on that picture word about
Yo Drew how does your muck of life? We're only waiting on you bro
No, you're locking bro. Come on. Oh
I want to fight this guy right now. Please. Let me fight him. Please. Please. I want to fight him. I want to fight you fight
Okay, we have 70 people here's how's it gonna go? Have you guys ever played in a scavenger
hunt like this before or no?
Yeah, I think I'm about to say that.
So this is a scavenger hunt. I'm going to be saying items. You have to run and go grab
the item, okay? Now, if you are somebody in here who cried over chicken nuggets, please
raise your hand.
Oh, that's Michi. That's Michi. He cried it through a chair. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
We are going to eliminate one person per round the first round we are eliminating two people, okay, so
Everybody must be seated every drew you're standing up. You got to be in a seat
Okay
All right, so basically how this works is I say an item you guys have to go get it and show it on the camera
You get to sit down and show it on the camera. Okay, but what if we don't have that item then you're out
Yeah, what if it's like all the way on my fucking first floor on my fourth floor?
Oh my fucking fourth floor bro, I don't want to go all the way down to my first
Then you're going to lose okay, okay, they're turning the flash or something
I don't know what to tell you Lacy came to my my quick
What's good? I bet
Are you guys ready for the first time?
I haven't laid down music.
Okay, I'm sorry, be quiet now.
The first item.
Oh wait, someone said add Kiwi, real quick.
Hold on, let me add Kiwi.
Bro!
Bro, park the fucking segment already, you son of a...
Oh you bitch, fuck you!
You guys are all a bunch of fat fucks!
You took a dump, babe.
I know you are, but what am I?
That was a good one.
That's not even working out, bro.
We all know you took a dump,
but girl's so good, no, I love you, though.
Oh, cringe, over your jokes, cringe.
No, turn your cam on Logan.
Logan, cam on Kiwi, cam on please.
I got you bro.
I'm waiting and then we're starting.
Uh.
Bro.
Okay.
All right, Logan, do you understand what we're doing here?
Logan is part of the stable.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Kiwi, are you playing?
are you playing? Dude, my camera's not working. I don't know why.
Kiwi seems to be NMS. Huh? Yo, I think that's for bugs only. What's
going on? No, this is for everybody. I'm lucky Kiwi. Okay. Logan, do you get the rules?
Can you hear me? Alright. Got you. Yeah, yeah, everybody in your seats. The first item. Wait,
who, where is, where is Bacon? Where's Bacon? Can you hear me? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Yeah, that's right.
Who's saying that?
Well, that's all.
Hey, W time W slime guy.
The first item everybody has to go grab is
All right, let me know a fork go
Hey, I don't think I was right next to my kitchen
I listen this department is going to spare feet. I gave him a second.
Yeah! What? I'm there!
Uh, Alec? How is Michi not back there?
FBA had one on his desk. Michi's back, Juice is back.
It's between Alec and Wyn Dogg. It's between Alec. Wait, Juice, do I see the four? Okay.
And... oh my god.
wait I'm dirty but got it why dog hair really bad news dude?
yes I won!
I won!
God, bro.
I have a question how about this how about we scrap
and we do what we do with our vote and we just vote off what we don't like
I said we vote out what juice.
We shit!
I said vote out what juice.
Bro get off my nut, bro get off my nut.
We all know you're a hater.
I thought that was an approach to the strong.
Wait shit.
I'm not gonna find any pork shit, let's just vote out juice brother.
Shut the fuck up, bro. Shut your... Shut your... Shut... Shut up, bro.
You're stuttering. Shut the fuck up. We just bought out juice.
Yo, fuck your family right now.
You know what? Can't breathe, bro. Not gonna breathe, please.
Can we stop doing downstairs shit?
Shane, Shane, show me the floor.
I broke my dick.
Yeah, was Shane Black last or am I tripping?
I was dogging in my...
No, stay right here!
Oh, no, no, no!
Did he get up out of the fork on this fucking desk, bro?
I was back!
I was back!
No, did Sparrow even get up?
Yeah, no, because I have one on my desk.
Oh, what the hell is that?
It's a mini form, bro.
Yo, you dirty, bro.
So Chad, who is that?
Chad, who is that?
The whole chat is just saying kick out juice.
That's what I'm saying.
Juice, how do you feel about that, bro?
What happened?
I'm not reading Chad.
What happened?
That's no it.
Chad, who was last?
Why dog, Rashid?
I
Know okay
Unfortunately, why don't you have been eliminated any last words you want to say?
Somebody honestly bro. Hey, bro. Thanks for dragging me. Have a good rest of your day, bro
He's out everybody. Yo, fuck you juice. Hey, he's our buddy. Good luck. Yeah, I'll try no
Okay, okay, are y'all ready for round two
I just have to breathe.
This is a stand up a challenge.
Are you ready to go?
I don't want 30 seconds.
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
I can't breathe.
30 seconds.
No 30 seconds.
I'm going to get.
I'm going to make them get.
I'm not a fucking guess here.
I'm going to fall.
Fuck you, Drew.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Okay.
This one might be kind of hard.
Okay.
One might be kind of hard, okay?
I need every single person, actually I'll keep it easy, I want every single person to
go get me a towel.
It's towel, towel, I don't even want to bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it.
Okay.
Dang, oh I broke that fucking air purifier.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yes sir, first one, first one.
Don't pay me, don't pay me.
That towel counts right?
A nut towel?
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
Yes, and that towel counts I guess.
I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess.
Whoa, hand towel, hold count.
Oh my God, wait, who is it?
Was it Cookie?
Wait, late-sack, I got this off your floor.
That's why I come towel, I'm not came.
I'm not came, that's how I come in.
I'm not even joking, you just grab my come towel.
Bro, I smell it.
I smell it, right?
Yo, smell it, make sure it's true.
What?
It's probably super crusty, bro.
All right, I have bad news.
Alec-
I just cleaned it.
Alec, unfortunately, I'm not sure if you're on mobile
I'm not gonna say what one I'm getting but I have to get it
I
Just a towel is hard. Do not shower. What up, okay? No, no, no, no, no, okay? This one's gonna be this one
I said I was gonna keep it easy. I'm gonna give you all 20 second break. I'm gonna discuss with the chat
What I what the next item should be okay?
Chances type items that y'all think it should be
I'm not gonna say what one I'm getting but I have to get it
that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one okay okay
all right are you guys ready I'm not really worried about that right now
listen very carefully the next item everybody has to go grab is a tv remote
Oh, that's first for what you know about that in I can't say I'm gonna say some
what you know about the same I'm here I'm here I'm here but it's between Amanda wall
cookies back okay between drowsy and Amanda wall drowsy's it's drowsy it's drowsy it's
You guys have 30 seconds, 30 seconds, 30 seconds.
All right, chat, chat, give me items,
give me items, give me items.
Oh my God, wait, that's a good one.
But I feel like I should save that for later
when there's less people.
Actually, I'm gonna get them a hard one right now.
All right, I have an actual hard one, okay?
Now.
No, now listen, this one,
I want you to really put effort in, because even if it's far, someone might not have it.
So you could still stay in if you could just get it, alright?
The next item I want...
A Handful of Dirt.
Dirt?
I can't get that.
There was an ice storm that literally just happened, and it's still happening.
You can ask SQC.
Call SQC.
Lazy ice storm.
Bam, first.
Look at this.
boy I'm a dirty boy look at that boy ask about that what about that me she has
what happens when you're 700 she got shit
to skill yeah spirit should have started digging yo Nate what's going on Nate I
need to see you know I need to dig through ice
hey can I go throw the shit out yes yes yes throw it out throw it out throw it out
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm $500,000
It's for a thousand dollars
It's for a thousand dollars
I love the game
Yo, Amanda wanted you even get up
It's gross. Yeah, I can't get dirt
Lacey, hold on my back
I got a vacuum real quick
I got a vacuum
I got a fucking piece of shit
I don't want shit, bro
Lacey, frick you, bro
Lacey, I got a vacuum break
Yeah, give me a second, hold on.
Mark a while, I'll switch to number one.
Okay.
I thought over.
Like, you got Nate, you got Nate, you got a real guy.
Is Nate 2X even a real human?
Yeah, I'm good at that vacant.
So you did not vacuum though, you ate it up.
Okay, I mean, I'm like a lot of Nate 2X left,
so I guess that's who's the eliminated person this round.
Dude!
You need to eliminate everybody that was like dirt.
Don't do that, dirt!
Don't do that dirt shit, God.
That shit fucked up my day.
I need you to bring me deodorant deodorant go
the owner I know half y'all ain't gonna bring that shit I know half y'all ain't
gonna bring that shit boom boom now now open in the nature they're used no who
Who was it? Oh my god, it's gonna be Drew. It's between Drew and Cookie Crumb.
Oh my god, Drew! Yo, Drew, stop taking all my shit!
Yo, what do you mean? What do you mean? Sit here, shit!
Yo, does Cookie Crumb live in a fucking mega mansion?
Why does he not just keep the owner in his room, bro?
Dude, I fell on the floor when I ran.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Shane's still gone.
No, you check I showed it
I did not say the end word
You said the other linksy what the fuck is wrong with you? No, do you want me to buddy?
Come grab a fucking snack
I think you might just kick on bro.
Come here.
You're cooked.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Speed run the next round.
Chad give me items.
I'll be right back.
Chad give me items.
Give me items.
Give me items.
Give me items.
That one's hard.
Okay.
I like that one.
I like that one.
I like that one.
All right.
All right. Hey, all. Yeah.
Love you, bro.
Oh, that's shame, Drew.
Drew, that's shame. You remember shame?
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That's crazy.
Now, use the flair with it, Matthew.
You remember me?
What are you saying?
Lacey, we used to play for them a lot.
Years ago.
What do you mean, dollars?
Years ago.
What's yours like a year ago?
The next item I need everybody to grab me is a slice of bread
Hey, hey, you know you know when you're in a 750 foot apartment and you got shit next to you look at that
You know this look at that everything bro
Mmm. I'll eat that shit. Mmm sourdough
I
Yo, meet you. Let me see that
Yeah, I don't realize
Yo, meet you. Yeah, I'm each of you. Yo, meet you fat. I'm gonna say for your whole Hawaiian role
I said a slice of bread. Yeah, that's a big guy. So
No, bro
It's bread. That's not that's a bun. It's a fucking bread
It's not a slice of bread
It's a bun!
It's a bun!
It's a bun!
It's a bun!
It's a bun!
It's a bun!
It's a bun!
It's a bun!
Alright, who lost?
Did Kamal lose?
You don't have bread, Kamal!
Thank you for joining, thank you!
Bro, can I get a 15 second break?
Yes, you guys all have a one number eat!
Okay, one minute break chat. Okay chat one minute break. So what should the next item be?
You had a breath there Drew?
I guess any of these fucking dudes have condoms like what are you guys saying?
So you want me to ask a bunch of underage kids to give me a dildo?
Some of them are grown adults, crap.
$20 bill, a vacuum.
I know what I'm going to say.
I know what I'm going to say.
All right, are you guys ready?
Yes, I am.
The next item I want everybody to grab.
Some sort of sports ball.
Some sports ball.
Sports ball.
I don't have a sports ball.
I don't have a sports ball.
I don't have a sports ball. I'm playing you might get me out. Yeah, that's GGs, bro
Yeah, I mean I'll have both y'all don't even bother going to the garage to check for something
Lacey I'll find one more time there. No, you won't. Oh, I sir. I'm a whole lack. I will
the ball. Yeah, bro. I don't
have a ball. Bro. Can we do
another game bro? I'm going to
sign the ball. Look. Oh, I
don't have a ball inside you
swear. Okay. Everybody got a
ball. Yo, hip. There's two
people in here. I'll say three
people in here. I don't have a
ball. I don't have a ball.
All right. Wait. Who is not
have a ball? You can tell you
don't play on sports. Who
does not have a ball? Hey,
the wall don't have a wall. Okay.
Make him do push ups. Make him do push ups.
Okay. No. No. Me, Chi and Amanda wall, whoever does the least amount of push ups is out.
The least amount of push ups.
Yo. No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You said you mean like the least amount or the most.
Yes. You guys got to do a push up thing. Whoever does the most amount of push ups stays in.
My head's up.
I'm going to do the bunters, Richie.
Huh?
I'm going to do the bunters.
Okay. What's the, what is the good news? What's the bad news?
I'm disabled is he doing it or not? What's going on? Okay, so you automatically lose the push-up
favor. I'm sorry. Are you serious? The push-up favor? Okay, wait, I'm at the wall. Can you like,
What's your disability if you don't mind me asking I'm disabled
What how have you been getting up and running and getting shit
I'd win me only bro don't talk to me. Yo get this thing out of here bro.
Yo Michi if you can do five push-ups you stay.
Yo that's not fair bro.
Michi if you can do five push-ups because you didn't have that.
So you're down.
Michi, anybody between you two who can do five push-ups stays in.
I'll do five one-handed push-ups.
You already had a ball bro
Me she thinks she's down there
Here's my ass not doing shit
Me she's going to break her head over
That is not my vet
Me she's up for a
1 and a half
No there's no way
I got some fucking food for you
I'm not going to lie there's people who came to do one of those
I'm impressed
Everyone is busting
No that's respect
Everybody quiet everybody quiet
Everybody quiet, everybody quiet!
Yo, Amanda Wall, if you could do five push-ups, you could stay.
I'm disabled.
That'd be for you, buddy. We'll see you in the next one.
Alright, he's in!
Yo, wait, let's see, you know, if this were cheating, wait, let me get a 30-second break.
30 seconds break, 30 seconds break.
Why are y'all saying bad clips?
Chad, he's lying about being disabled!
He was literally running around the house.
He was running around the house.
He's lying.
Dude.
OK, OK, not enough.
So now I've got to prove to the chat.
I've got to prove this to the chat.
Now I've got to prove this to the chat, bro.
He's standing up right here.
He's just lying.
His fat ass is lying so he doesn't have to do push-ups.
Look, I tell him to go get bread and look what he does.
What do you mean dollars, years ago?
What do you mean dollars, years ago?
Look.
The next item I'm going to bring to you is a slice of bread.
He's answering it quick as hell.
He's not disabled?
Yeah.
Wait, show me a hip.
I'll see that.
Show me the ball.
Show me the ball, hip.
but can I go get it real quick?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, hip.
Just drive your face, bro.
Hip, you didn't have a ball.
Drive your face.
If you be honest with me, I'll get it.
Hip, if you are honest, I'll give you a chance to say.
If you're honest, I'll give you a chance to say.
That's like me, though.
Dolls.
I won't like that I have a ball.
I won't like that I have a ball.
OK, so you're being honest.
OK, you're being honest.
Bro, he has joke on this.
He has joke on this, he doesn't have a ball on his head.
So hip, since there's been someone else who got eliminated,
you can stay if you jump off your bed and make in.
If you if you jump off your bed and make your room shake, okay?
It's shaking when he's walking
Tell him to throw out so tight. I know you saw that take off that one viral with 800k likes fuck you just do it
I'm gonna go my bed broke. I don't have one. Okay, so jump off something. He lives in a pig. All right. How about you just jump as
High as you can see one of those news comes on take off before
I
Just about the freeze again, bro
Okay, are you ready for the next item?
Are you already for the next item?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I mean, I'm gonna let one out with it.
What?
All right, I'm saying in 3, 2, 1.
The next item everybody has to grab me is an egg.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, he was always back.
Come on, come on, come on.
Egg, egg.
Egg is good.
OK, Shane is sucking on it.
Interesting.
Kip has an egg, Conn has an egg, Drew has an egg.
Okay, so let's see,
um, there's got to be...
It's between Jacob, Jus and Sparrow.
Jacob, Jus and Sparrow.
Be sure to hear.
Hey, Lacey, I'm out of eggs,
because I'm...
Wait, Mishi has no eggs.
Yo, Lacey, and I'm allergic, bro!
Hey, I'd say if two people don't have eggs,
then he counts because he has no eggs.
But, is it?
I have no eggs, okay?
I just have to stick the whole case in my mouth,
under the snag, take one out, and just pull it back.
I don't believe...
Mishi has no eggs.
I don't know if I put in an egg.
I'm putting it back.
You gotta give me something else to do, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Look at the eggs, bro.
Look at Shane's screen.
Yes, bro.
No, no.
You ate all the eggs?
No, I saw both of these eggs back real quick in a second.
Hey, fucking cat.
Chad, does that count if he brought the whole egg container
but not the eggs?
Well, how do you eggs count?
I don't have no eggs, bro.
I don't have eggs.
What the fuck is that count?
I don't have no eggs.
Oh, wait.
I don't have eggs.
I don't have eggs, bro.
OK, Michi.
I don't have eggs today.
Michi.
Michi.
Michi.
I don't have eggs.
You see I'll make you a deal I'll make you a deal
if you give me five subs I'll let you stay in and I'll count it
Don't be to your mic and out or is that me you broke your mic
He gets to be out.
If I give one son, he should have to take off his shirt.
No, you're making a deal right now, Lacey.
No, that's fucked up.
All right, I'll tell you what.
I mean, she's five sit-ups, and I'll let you say it.
No, bro, what is this?
Bro, I can do that at first grade.
That's like East Burpees.
How about Burpees?
Oh, I know!
Tell them they're all going to place her at 37.
Yo, X1, thanks for the five gifted.
Yo, Boba Green with the five.
Who changed you?
Bro, he's just br-
I hope you lose fucker.
Mechie, I'm not going to live run.
Mechie, I didn't count bro.
You gotta give me 15 seconds running in place.
Hey, do you have a backflip?
I'm inside W's house where it's allowed bro.
Hey, a backflip?
Yeah, that did not count.
His whole body was moving.
He made the sit on bro.
This is a diamond chair.
I can't do anything.
I didn't see it.
You're good.
You're good.
He's been up the last five rounds.
Shaq, that counts.
Shaq, I'm letting it count because he brought the egg carton, but not the egg.
It's fine.
The next thing that you guys all have to go get
is
I
Underwear everybody go get up here under
I was about to take off
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
You lost, bro. You lost, bro.
Wait, hey, did you just take
your underwear off? It's probably
the same thing. I really don't
have to wear it. Oh, God. I'm
naked. Oh, God. I am.
Prove it. Prove it. Prove it.
I didn't say dig out too. Hey,
your last stupid I'm making me stupid now you're true who call me stupid me
don't do about it who is me get the fuck out of your drew yo it's a stable
fire all these people all right are you all ready for the next one everybody
Go get a toothbrush
Well that under three seconds
Okay, Logan unfortunately you were the last person back, so sorry man
Okay, just one.
Okay, please.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Okay.
Hey, go break.
Go break.
Time out.
Okay.
I'll see you guys a little break.
All right.
We are down to our final, down to our final 10.
We are down to our final 10 chat.
What should the item be?
What should the item be?
Oh, okay, I'm seeing some good ones.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Okay.
All right, are you all ready?
Yeah.
Now that it's out of the top 10, it's going to get a little harder each round, okay?
So I want everybody to go get a trash bag.
I
Bang bang
Straight out the fucking trash to it
Hey same same
Me she sold me she sold me she don't got a trash can
That's not a trash bag Sparrow.
Oh, yeah, that is.
That counts.
That counts.
Yeah, it was in a bin.
It was in a bin.
It was in a bin.
Let me see your trash bag.
Let me see the first one you showed again.
That's not a trash bag.
That's a food delivery bag that he puts trash in.
That's not a trash bag.
But it's not a trash bag.
It's a food delivery bag.
It's a food delivery bag.
You eat your food and put the trash in the food.
It's a real bad bug.
Chad is a clown.
Chad is a clown.
It's a little easy.
It's an aspect.
It has him.
I fit a slide in.
No, Chad, can you get the egg I gave it to?
Oh, no, you got it.
I don't need it.
Me, she's got it in the corners.
You're a trash bag.
Let's see.
I'll hit a lot better.
I'm trying to save.
I guess the reason I'm trying to save is because of the counselor.
It has a trash in it.
Yes, but that's not a trash bag.
No, it has trash in it.
No, a trash bag.
You buy trash bags at the store.
See?
See?
See?
Go do your laundry, bro.
He's recycling it as a trash bag
All right, I guess nobody is limited to try to meet she gets to pass another round by not completing the challenge
Okay, the next item you guys all have to go get is
Everybody has to go get a pencil
What is this?
What is this?
Or a pen! Or a pen! Or a pen!
BAM!
All y'all fat fucks.
If you know, you know. Okay?
Michi. Michi. Michi now.
Come on Michi.
Don't joke!
Jacob Michi! Jacob Michi!
Don't fucking joke!
Michi please come back!
Ah!
With a fucking pen!
Jacob you're out!
I'm sorry
Okay, I'm gonna give you all a minute break. I'm gonna say a break. I'm gonna figure out the next item is
Chad what should the next items be something hard something hard
okay I have it are you guys ready wait yeah one second yeah everybody go get a
vegetable she's fucking Christ course how will you go get a vegetable okay
okay can you Shane already got a carrot so it's up to oh my god spit it's juice
juice was back last serious juice I'm sorry bro yeah you thought I was on a
plane bro thank you so much for coming bro thank you appreciate your juice
yeah these Robby watching my duties some girls are fruit okay you come with
fruit you come there's a bullet in oh it's not as some ass all right I'll give
you guys all a little break I'm gonna figure out the next item is Chad what's
next item it is okay so let me hit the straight so when Nietzsche grabs a bag
that's not a trash bag y'all say oh count it it's not technical but when
someone gets a cucumber it's technically a fruit so you want him out like y'all
just y'all not gonna lie bro can y'all just watch the fucking stream instead of
bitching and complaining about everything okay what's the next item
All right, we are down to our final seven. It's going to get harder the next item
I want everybody to go get me is a screwdriver
What this couch right up this couch
You think it's a hammer, but it's a fuck under the driver
What the fuck?
And if it doesn't come as a screwdriver, then GG is cause I mean I don't know if I'm
going to help you.
I'm big con, canyon and hip, canyon is just hip and big con, hip and big con, yo snowy
bro you're a bitch, word of my mother bro, why don't you talk with your nigga?
hip doesn't have a screwdriver.
Oh, don't fall.
Oh my God, his whole room shook.
Hip, I'm sorry, brother.
I'm sorry, hip.
We'll see you in the next one.
All right, you guys have 30 seconds.
Take your breathers.
Chad, give me a good one!
Give me a good one, Chad.
Give me a good one that's actually gonna be hard.
I
Kind of wanted to be something they got to go outside to get
Okay
All right, I have one I have one actually I'm gonna say this one to the top three because we're gonna see
We really wanted after that. Okay. No, I want every we're gonna keep it a little easy here
It's gonna keep it easier. Okay. I want you guys to go get me
a coin a coin yes like a penny a nickel this was fucking made for me okay
there's three it's between Canyon and Sparrow a Canyon and Sparrow bro it's
2026 who carries change you have an AP on your stomach if I'm a quarter I don't
carry change bro. Alright Sparrow. Sparrow unfortunately. Wait, wait, wait, give me a second.
Everybody has one already. Everybody has one already. If you know you know.
Meakin, what is that? Uh, silver bullion. You buy this, there's like limited stock and it just goes up and up and up.
It's like an ounce of silver. So you use that to chop up cocaine. Nice, okay.
Alright Sparrow, thank you for playing bro. Problem.
All right, we are down to our five five people. Come on
You guys have 30 seconds till the next challenge a thousand dollars on the lines
All right. All right. Check check to be something hard
Okay, that's good. That's good. All right. Okay, it's
This next one. It's not 30 seconds a little
Don't tell my food here, my food here, Fed.
You guys, stop 30 seconds.
Okay, okay, okay.
But I already have the next one. It's going to be a little difficult, okay?
It's going to be a little difficult. I'm just being honest.
Oh, Sam!
But it's a realistic though. It's a difficult but realistic.
You know what I'm saying?
On McDonald's, Lacey.
Bro, I bet it's about to be a fucking rock.
All right! Are you guys ready?
Nail clippers or shit?
Shane, I don't care if you're eating. I want everybody to go get me a rock.
Oh my fucking god. Wait, wait!
Oh my god, I keep rocks outside.
That is a rock.
Shade is going.
Oh my god, Bacon's outside.
Look for a rock.
Canyon has a rock.
It's between Big Con, Bacon and Michi.
Who will be the last person to get a rock?
No way Bacon goes out like this.
He's got to run across the street.
Oh no, because I'm right here, Bank.
Oh my god, Bacon got a rock.
Michi has been eliminated for the third time.
I
See do you begin these for McDonald's no, I don't get McDonald's anymore. I'm on a diet
Only Rockies guys a fucking stone in his stomach
Mission you yeah, but you were the last person here anyway, so you got eliminated
All right, see you man. Wait. I got something to say. I have a way you can say it. I have a way you can say it
Okay, okay, are you ready? You can't you lost
Yeah before blizz all right gotta be this far we are in the top four I can tell everybody here actually wants this $1,000 all right
so I
need
Everybody to go get me nail clippers
Oh my gosh, Canyon got the
back. It's Shane. Shane. Unfortunately, you've been eliminated. You did not have the nail
clippers. Thank you. Or you were the last person, but thank you for, thank you for playing
Shane. Thank you for paying. Okay. Alright, we are now to our top three. We have Canyon,
bacon and big con. I have to ask Canyon, what would you do with $1,000 if you want?
Probably buy a soulboarding class for next year. Okay, what about you, bacon?
Bro, I'd like to buy like 10 boxes of the next drop of tap caps.
Love that. Love that. All right, big con. What about you?
I'll put that shit in pack, bro. Okay, fair. All fair plays. All fair plays.
Okay. All right, you guys have 15 seconds to catch your breath because I'm
going to be honest, this next one is going to be actually hard. Okay.
Yeah, I have a good one, I have a good one, I have a really good one, but I don't know
if I should save it to the top two or top three.
Okay, now since it's the top three, it's going to be multiple items and I'm not going to
repeat it.
I'm only going to say it once, so make sure you're listening, okay?
I need a broom and a light bulb.
Oh, shit.
There goes my fucking light.
Oh, my God, it's hot.
It's hot.
It's fucking hot.
It's out of the light!
Nobody's back yet.
Why is your shirt off?
Bacon has the broom and the light bulb.
It's between Canyon and Big Con.
Neither are back yet.
Okay, Canyon, can I see the light bulb?
Wow!
Canyon just beat Big Con!
Big Con, I'm sorry, man, but you have been eliminated.
I'm so sorry, dude.
Thank you for coming, bro. Thank you for coming and I appreciate you. Thanks for having me.
I appreciate you, bro. All right, we are down to our top two. Okay? Now...
Wait, not a broom. Who didn't have a broom?
Yes, I wonder, and I technically didn't show the broom part, but I still had it.
I'm going to be talking about this.
of
all of
the
Hands up.
Yellow dude with his hands up.
Hold on.
Wait. Join back. Join back. Join back.
Bitcoin. Join back.
We might have to have a tiebreaker here.
We might have to have a tiebreaker
between Canyon and Bitcoin.
Bitcoin, turn your can back on.
Bacon, you're safe.
Canyon and Bitcoin. He was back first,
but it wasn't technically a broom.
We're going to have a tiebreaker.
Because we're going to have a tiebreaker.
No, he's the kick it off, he's chilly, he's gonna kick off.
No, I'm not gonna kick him off just because it's like,
it's hard, but I'm gonna give Big Khan
another chance to beat him, okay?
So.
Oh, it's between them two.
It's just them two, Bacon, you're good for this one,
you're safe, you're in the finals.
Okay, Chad, what should we do between these two?
The winner goes to the finals, what should I make them get?
I wanna make them get three items.
Yo, Bacon, what is your hair light down your chest?
I've got a fucking my sternum went. Sorry. This is a normal person sternum. Mine was born like that
Here's what I need
I'll fucking sorry, sorry, it's gonna be multiple items. Okay, so here's what I mean. I mean a
book
Scissors and a key. Oh, that's a good one
It's crazy I would have had that shit but no.
You just had everything, huh?
No.
What's something you don't have?
What do you not have, Bacon?
Money.
Oh my god.
A book? A key?
Are those scissors?
And scissors.
Canyon, I'm sorry.
But in their redemption, Big Con has eliminated you.
I guess Bald will lie.
It was not a broom.
Ball does not lie.
Ball, ball, ball.
What do you mean those aren't scissors?
Like, what do you mean the...
Conk, can I see the scissors please?
I'll never do this again.
Oh God, I'll never do this again.
Ah!
Oh, those are scissors?
Oh, those are scissors.
I've seen those before.
Can we get the definition?
They're kitchen scissors.
No, they're scissors.
Those are scissors, Sha.
I don't know what you mean those aren't scissors.
They're not scissors.
I like to talk about.
No, they're not scissors.
Can you cut up can you cut can you cut a paper from the book with that please?
Well, let me grab a piece of paper. That's a good book. That's fine. Yeah, post money just said they're fishing plies
I can I can broom with this mop. I agree though. I do agree
There's
Wait, I low key agree
Those are definitely scissors
No, they're tiebreaker, fuck it.
I'mma be honest, it's one one.
I'm gonna room up this.
It's one one, we gotta do one more tiebreaker.
It's one one, we gotta do one more tiebreaker.
Yeah.
Because technically, it wasn't the exact item, okay?
Alright, so I'm just gonna name three random items and I won't show up to get it, okay?
Glasses, lighter, candle.
Out of loss.
What would you have lost on bacon?
Glasses, because I can fucking see.
I don't know if one of them is a lighter, not everybody, this has a lighter laying around.
See I have all three of those things on my, okay wait, candle, glasses, lighter.
Lighter glasses, candle, unfortunately Canyon was here first, big con, big con, you did
not make it through in the final time, Rick, I'm sorry.
I guess all good GG's bruh
Thank you, okay, I'll be right back y'all we are in the finals chat for the final two
Should we do a really hard one or should we do split or steal? What do y'all think?
Okay, now, here's how this is going to work, okay?
The final round for the thousand dollars is not going to be a scavenger hunt.
The final round is going to be a game that I call split or steal.
So I'm going to give you guys, you guys are not a lot of talk, so please mute and do not
talk to each other and bake a mutual mic.
I am going to do, each of you have a piece of paper with a pen.
Actually, I trust you guys, I trust you guys to not listen to the stream.
I trust you guys to not listen to the stream, okay?
So I'm going to drag bacon, I'm going to drag you in.
You're going to tell me what you're doing and then I'm going to drag, I'm going to
top of Canyon, okay? Bacon, you can unmute your mic. Yep. Would you like to steal the
money from Canyon or would you like to split it with him? Oh, I'm splitting 100%. Bro, $500
is more than I thought I'd get in here with, man. I just came out of fun. Okay. That's
my final answer. Okay. I'll be right back. Interesting play there. Okay. Canyon, I have
I've gotten the decision from Bacon.
So would you like to steal the full $1,000
or would you like to split the $500 with him?
Now, keep in mind, if you both chose steal,
no one gets the money.
But if he chooses steal and you choose split,
he steals the whole money from you.
I just can't feel like even if I were to win,
I couldn't do it like I think I'd feel too bad
And honestly, he's got to get his type tap caps, you know, he's got to get his this slime collection
I
Want to have to go with split and if that's all that this is decision he made then that's okay. Okay?
All right, don't say anything. I'm gonna unmute him. All right bacon Canyon. You guys have both made your decisions. All right
I'm going to say
I hope that covers your snowboarding lesson today.
I hope you can buy Tapcats with that.
Oh yeah.
Hey bro, listen, this is what I got.
I got Ellen first.
You actually got a slime guy?
First three boxes.
Well, are you going to buy the new drop in three days?
Hell yeah dude.
Bro, this is like 10 fold of my investment.
Okay bet.
Alright, well thank you guys so much for playing.
Congratulations on winning.
And make sure you guys message him.
What do we message him?
Message him on here.
We got him in here and Drew joined the call.
So they can add you on Discord.
Also either you guys stream go ahead shout out your streams streamers, okay?
What do you guys do?
Watch you. I'm trying to get a job in Texas Parks and Wildlife
So you want to be like a like a wildlife worker?
Hell yeah pretty cool pretty cool. Okay. All right. They're saying baking you should start streaming
maybe, maybe, I don't know, maybe, all right, well, hey, I'm gonna add you guys just in
case the shit doesn't get cleared up with Drew, but he should handle it and yeah, hey,
you guys are playing though, hell yeah, that's great, that's great, actually, hey, W segment
chat, W segment, W segment, W segment, W segment, W segment, W segment, W segment, bacon, please
Cover your nipples. All right
Holy headset then so so y'all tell me to y'all tell me to
Whole grow my hair out and then when I grow my hair out we say
Hellhead said that can't lose. I'm just a loser at heart. Yeah, that's just a loser at heart
Do a segment with Michi
Like what do y'all want me to do with me cheat bro?
Packed your other rocket league, not a bad shot at all, not a bad shot at all.
All right, monster on 18 plus, monster on 18 plus, throw on 18 plus in this bitch, throw
I want that 18 plus on this bitch.
Also, I wanted to tell you guys,
I don't know if y'all know this,
but wait, is 18 plus on?
Sure, I'm good, got this, good, okay.
All right, so I talked to them yesterday,
And this is what they said.
I said, for all he and I were complaining,
I said, hey, people were saying the code
wasn't working yesterday.
He said, there's it.
Hold on, I'm looking for the message.
Okay, promo code for today,
they said it wasn't working yesterday.
He said all 500 codes got used
in under a minute yesterday.
So all 500 code uses literally got used in under a minute.
So I called him to figure it out.
He said that he thinks that someone has like a bot
where they're like using a bot to claim all the codes.
So we do have a code today,
but you have to have deposited.
Just literally for the simple fact
It's too like there's bots that are just stealing the codes. So
This is the code code lacy five right here. I
Feel like this is better than just having someone fucking
Bought and stealing the fucking codes, which is whatever but either way you already know if we win
I'm gonna be tipping out to the chat and we have free battles if you sign up using code lacy
So I feel like it's a win win no matter what
Holy shit. I just dropped 5k viewers after turning 18 plus on
Ha nice bro
Minus 8k viewers on 18 plus is insane
Well, you just want back
Okay
All right, here we go chat
Ha, is there going to be another one of these fucking days or are we actually going to fucking come up?
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think, bro?
Today we are printing.
Today we are printing and we're starting off hot with a 2v2
30% borrow big-ass battle.
We'll do three parking lot, because why not?
We'll do two Franklin, try to have a Scott and Nebula.
One of these, one of these, one of these, one of these.
We're starting off huge.
I'm starting off like a five or seven K1.
I'm not gonna lie.
Like, surely I don't get as unlucky as I did yesterday, right?
Like, and look at you guys saying parking lots do.
You guys are actually the worst influences on the planet.
I'm not even kidding.
Stop omay-fiving.
More low volatility on these.
Two of these.
Oh my gosh, it's getting up there.
Oh my gosh, it's getting up there, it's getting up there Chad, it's getting up there, we're already almost at 7k.
Because I feel like I'm so due, do I just rip a 10k right off the rip?
I feel like I'm so due.
No, we'll stick with 7, we'll stick with 7, we'll stick with 7.
Gotta play a good luck song, gotta play, you know what, let's just have, let's just keep low cortisol today, huh?
Let's keep low cortisol today.
Let's keep low cortisol today, hey, shall we?
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Not bad, not a bad show!
It was nice to meet them
Hope I'm so due!
I'm so due!
Don't mind me, don't talk about it
No, I'm fine, this is how it feels
I'm not a bad man, this is how it feels
There's so many, only for certain
Love that's enough, you're all I need
And I know you can't afford
But if that's the time on your shoulders
I'm gonna beat you up
Go, go dude!
And I'm just like you saw
I have been getting 80 fucked rated my ass by Jason Love.
Oh my, wait.
Wait, that might be good.
$2,000 G shock.
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Take the lead a little bit.
Take the lead a little bit.
Any gold? Any gold at all!
Okay!
Yeah, we're 15 and we're 5!
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. Yo, on every person this chance in life I'm getting a gold.
Every person in this chance of life. I'm getting old move chat. It's not me. It's runs. It has to move the chat
Gold okay a little watch not about child. Maybe expensive there. Okay. She chat. What is a g-shock is a g-shock nice?
Nice we got shoes. Okay
Wish we still need that gold though the fact that there hasn't been a gold like actually scares me
Because that means what if they get a gold
Is it cook chat just be honest with me just be honest with me chat let me know let me
know let me know let me know let me know let me know
I need something that's like yo we're only halfway done come on give me a go
I'm getting rinsed, oh my god, I'm getting rinsed, bro, I'm shitting and getting rinsed,
dude.
Yo, Juice, thank you for the raid, Juice, thank you for the raid, bro, I appreciate it, thank
you.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Just do it bro. Oh, it's a vehicle too nice. Go ahead. Get like a $3,000 bike. Go for it.
Literally can't have shit. Literally can't have shit, dude. I'm not even... I literally can't have shit.
Literally can't have shit. It's just like insane to me. Like
Three days in a row.
Is it coach yet?
I want you all to be honest with me. I want you all to be honest.
I do not even try to be completely honest with you.
Yeah, yes, yes.
Oh my God, it was so close to just being it.
It was so close to being it.
I need like something crazy.
Why are you pointing and laughing?
Yo, y'all make it so much worse when y'all clean laughing me. I
Didn't get a single gold good
I mean you actually can't make it up maybe I get a mega juicer right here mega juicer gold
No, they got a chain though. Yeah, of course they do of course they do dirty little bitch. Oh
It's not over till it's over chat, there's two more, two more, two more, maybe give
me a little go-
Please!
Okay!
I'm just so done I'm just so you know what the worst part is I want to run at 80% to get that back
But I just can't do that and y'all are laughing at me or laughing at me
What a joke you're a joke
I'm doing a solo battle
I'm doing a solo battle. I need my ones. That's what it is. Yeah, I need my ones genuinely straight up. I need my ones
Straight up, that's what it is, I'm not even kidding, Chad.
Go ahead, everybody, pull your laugh.
Not enough, not enough.
Now I want you guys to keep pointing and laughing
and making fun of me right now.
Keep doing it.
Keep pointing and laughing and keep making fun of me.
I like it, keep doing it.
Go ahead, do it.
Do it, I like it.
Yep, I see it, I see the yellow spit going in the chat.
I see it, keep going, keep doing it.
I like it, turns me on a little bit.
I like it, I like it.
I like it.
Turns me on a little bit.
Straight up, turns me on.
Not even joking.
Keep doing it.
I'm really gonna just go everything here, huh?
Okay
It's 28 packs worth it in a 1v1 or should I borrow some chat what do y'all think?
It's 28 packs worth it in 1v1 or should I borrow some I
Think I'm gonna borrow
30% and then I can just go
And then I can just go way up. I can do cars this one another AP
Reggene shoe factory
This one go boys trip
It's at 6,000 right there
25% we all realize how much this is really doing right that means this is a 7,000
I'm so doomed.
I'm so doomed.
I'm so doomed.
I'm so doomed.
Okay?
Okay?
Spam Gold! Spam Gold!
Okay? Wait, I'm wearing that!
Not bad!
Gold! Where?
Yo, Jack!
Is there like a song that has to do with luck that y'all can think about that I can play?
Like, show it up!
Show it up!
Show it up!
No, if I get a goal, this is a really good run!
It's a good start!
I just need a goal!
**Key Cow by Nyaqan**
YEAH!
**Key Cow by Nyaqan**
I straight up word to bro on everything I love haven't even gotten close to a gold
Dead ass haven't even gotten close to a gold
Me I get dental floss dental floss
Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, I don't understand. I don't get it.
Like bro, I'm not going to the library. I'm not fucking butt crack itches. I'm itching.
I don't give a fuck anymore. Maybe a little. Okay. I mean, GGs, go ahead.
Spam the GGs and point it in the laughing. Go for it. I'm going to spill my butt right
now. Smells amazing. Go ahead. Spam up the GGs. Spam the laughing. Go for it, bro. I
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
oh my God, it smells so good.
Not a single gold, not a single gold on either side here,
huh?
Not a single gold here.
If I win though, at least I get a little back.
Oh, maybe it was saving the gold,
maybe it was saving my gold for a car.
Never know, not a bad shout.
No, God, we're not.
So even though I'm about to win the battle, I'm going to lose.
Even though I'm going to win the battle, I'm going to lose.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God, please save me.
Please save me.
Please save me.
Give me a watch.
Shitty ass fucking shoes, bro. Fuck these shoes!
I mean I won.
Okay, I mean I'm not gonna lie.
That's not bad. Do jackpot mode?
Wait, where's that?
Is that in battles?
10K jackpot mode trust.
a battle setting. What does it do? In jackpot mode, after the final round, a wheel is spun
for the total jackpot value. Each player's chance of winning equals their share of the
the total value pool.
Do I do borrow or no?
No borrow, okay. How much do I do though? I'm only gonna do the ones I like. I like parking
lot. This Nebula one I'm pretty sure is good. I like the bag ones. Travis Scott. It's low-key
too low volatility. Mid 50-50s. This one's pretty cool because you can get something
Big nice little bag here. Yeah, what pack should I do from on Chrome?
I'll do another parking lot
Prison is good because you get the oh my gosh. This one low keys hits too
Don't do more than one K. Well, you don't think I should do more than one K on this. I was thinking like three
Or low key four, because we only have 11 packs right now.
That's three.
So 15 packs.
Add shark bait.
So is jackpot good or no?
I don't see shark bait.
All right, so here we go.
This is really risky, though.
Come on, little jackpot, little jackpot, Chad, not a bad shout.
Come on.
So it's four, wait, at the end it goes!
Wait!
I thought it was each round.
So the jackpot's right here and the winner at the end gets all of it.
Oh no.
I thought it was each round.
Oh no.
So I just need to get a hit.
I need to get a solid hit and I'm already halfway done.
No, GG.
GG.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Okay.
Oh, wow, in the last place.
You split it with your team, your ball.
Yeah, but the price wasn't even worth splitting anymore.
Oh, they got a goal.
I don't know, they didn't even get an apple watch though.
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, we might win this.
Yes or no?
Y'all think we win this or no?
Not a single goal again?
Do you know how do I do?
So I lost.
So, my question is, do I do this and then get an extra thousand to put on a battle or
Or do I just put this 6,200 on a battle?
Do I do 3v3 or no?
6K 1v1 jackpot.
That's the same thing as a 1v1.
3v3 or 2v2v2?
3v3.
6k 1v1 you a fake demon
I'm doing 3d3
I'm doing 3d3 it has the best odds bro. It's like straight up. Generally has the best odds. I'll do a prism
Obviously, I'll do two parking lot
It's Franklin Good, you get that PC, it's the money tree, this one's the low key ass,
but you could get it.
Chad, what do you mean fake demon?
How is that a fake demon?
I'm doing the same amount just in a 3B3 format instead of 2B2.
I'm going all in here, simple as that.
goats okay I'll do goats I'll do goats wait goats is this one over here right
where is that goat this one this does not pay hello what are you saying
I only have 27 packs, Chad, do I borrow or not?
Chad, what do y'all think, borrow, yes or no?
It's only 27 packs, though, but all it takes is one.
All it takes is one.
All it takes is one.
Run it!
I'm confident!
I'm confident!
I'm confident!
Come on, go, go, go!
Alright?
Please! Just one time!
Just one time!
No, I'm so unlucky now.
There is no beginning.
I won't kick the plant's nose.
No, I'm so unlucky now!
We...
A bad way?
Hold on!
We are...
The spines waste the fire
And it goes to the stars.
She's a phone mate to the sun.
I'm a phone mate to the sun.
She's a phone mate to the sun.
Bro!
I'm a phone mate to the sun.
I'm a phone mate to the sun.
I'm a phone mate to the sun.
How has it been three days without a goal?
Oh my God.
That's got to pray.
Just got to pray.
Okay, a little $280 watch.
Not a bad shot at all, huh?
A little shitty, diddy watch.
Oh, a little golf pack of golf balls.
Should have done jackpot.
I mean, what did that even do, though?
Like, please explain to me what doing jackpot would do.
would do when no one's hit. No one cares about a fucking jackpot. Nothing's even hitting.
It's been six. It's a 3v3. Not a single gold has popped out to fucking shadows.
Get loose again, bro.
You're doing your so-do, y'all are just right now asking me to basically walk away from
a free 10 bands.
your awards.
Two cents.
I feel like I have to do a 2v2 battle with 25% borrow.
Can you get us to switch it up a little bit?
But should imagine imagine imagine I hit for something crazy when I have borrow on
How long you got to do this for brother? I'm doing this because I'm having fun if you're not just leave
Mike's time that I had to do this for his way up
26 packs on
Do I do this yet or no?
Oh my God, I just sold it.
Okay.
Go all in.
Don't be a pussy.
You're right, bro.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
You're right.
If I'm going to win, I'm going to win.
Can't be sitting here being a pussy, bro.
I'm going to hit.
I'm going to hit.
I'm going to hit, I'm going to hit.
Can y'all all just maybe get a little hype going in the chat?
I don't know, maybe like a few Ws going or something?
A few Ws?
Don't want a couple parking lots here at the end.
Two more parking lots.
10% billionaire.
Car warm.
Oh my gosh, it's cooked.
It might actually be cooked.
See what we'll do at the end for good luck.
Let's do it. 47 packs.
All in. 2v2.
Haven't hit a gold all day by the way.
Haven't hit it gold all day, by the way. I just keep calming music. I need calming music. It's all I need is just some calming music
I love this maybe a little gold not a bad shout here, huh? Not a bad shot. It can be a little gold
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, please give me a crate.
Please, please, please, please, please.
I think that's a shitty chain.
I think it's a shitty chain.
Okay, $3,000 chain.
Not bad.
Not bad.
We just got to run it up on him.
We got to run it up.
We got to run it up.
That's a good start.
It's a good start.
It's a good start.
But all it takes is one.
Oh, $1,000 voucher.
Nice.
Okay, they got uh, thousand dollar shoes, oh and pants, okay.
Just like that.
Watched out.
Oh, and they got a Louis Vuitton bag, okay.
Huh?
Yep, just like that.
We're losing.
Oh, and they got a gold pier too, huh?
Okay.
Stay there.
You're just a little slut, is what you are, huh?
Little slut there.
Okay, nice pencil.
Nice pencil.
What'd they get?
Oh, they got some $700 airpods.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay, oh, what's that right there?
Okay, $1,000, not bad, maybe a gold here?
Yo, am I gonna get helped at all by my teammate?
Is my teammate going to help me with anything?
Anything at all?
You are fucking useless, Pac-Bot 35.
Useless!
Useless!
Oh my god, go, go, go, go, go.
Yes, hold my gun, hold my gun.
Oh, okay, please.
Come on, something good.
Something good, that's gotta be good right there.
That's gotta be something good, right?
Okay, not bad.
Got the fucking team on my back here.
Got the team on my back here.
Maybe a little help, Pac-Bot.
I'm carrying the fuck out of him!
Please!
Yes, Pac-Bot, yes, Pac-Bot, yes, Pac-Bot, yes, come on, something good, please!
Okay.
Okay. It's it's it's low key a little closer than I thought.
Still a lot of packs left to go. I get an iPhone that's really good.
It's it's a lot closer than I thought here chat. It's actually a lot closer than I thought here.
We could make a run for this.
How much am I down?
Okay, fuck, that's all good.
Down 1.5K.
Come on, chef.
Focus.
Focus.
We need a little comeback here.
Please.
Please.
It all takes us one.
All it takes is one.
Come on.
Go to Ronaldo!
Go to Ronaldo!
Go to Ronaldo!
Nice!
Give me one goal, please!
Go off!
Chad, what am I down?
Oh, I'm so down so much!
Goal!
I might be too strong out here
Please!
Goal!
Stop!
Hold on!
Well, they got double chains.
We got double double chains.
Are you serious?
Stay there, please!
No!
No!
That's three days in a row.
Do y'all realize how crazy that is?
Do they have a one cent back?
Hold on. Back in business, baby. Back in business, baby.
$20 item $10 on a batch out
Oh, and y'all are wide-speed laughing at me.
Y'all sit there laughing me
It was a good nun. Sorry, buddy. There is no level 70 pack chat. There is no level 70 pack dude
$27 mic. I can work with this. I can work with this.
I was looking in the couch cushions for money at this point.
Now that jumps on.
I don't think everything's so fucking funny about you now.
It's a piece of fucking shit, bro.
Tell me, I'll bro, do not waste your money.
Do not waste your fucking money.
Do not waste your fucking money.
Do not waste your money.
Yo Wes, thanks for the five gifted, bro. Thanks for the five gifted.
Yo Dice, thanks for the five gifted. Oh y'all donate into the fund. Donate into the charity fund, huh?
Oh, Ant Can't Game, thanks for the five gifted. Appreciate you guys for feeling bad for me.
Appreciate y'all for feeling bad for me, dude. Don't need it though. Don't need it. Appreciate you, bro
Y'all are just fucking throwing throwing dollars at me now
We don't feel bad
It's time for me to get diamond tonight
mods take 18 plus off change my title to
getting platinum and rocket league
bitch fuck you
Let's look at your affiliate earnings.
I don't have an affiliate code, but I don't get paid for my code.
I define that option.
It would be illegal for me to lie about that.
Yo, what?
I'm not tipping you guys.
I lost three days in a row.
I'm not fucking tipping you!
I'm hitting platinum tonight, there's nothing I can- you can do about it!
Bitch!
Bitch!
Now I- ah fuck!
Okay, y'all don't, y'all deadass don't think I'm gonna hit Platinum.
One K-Gifted right now on the channel, hit Platinum.
Gemma, bitch.
I love this setup.
Thank you.
Thanks for the ball, buddy.
Yo!
Yo!
Should I name one stream of better at rockin' and beatin' than me?
Yeah, I can't.
Yo, am I just an all-around loser in life?
Like straight up, am I just an all-around loser in life?
Can you learn how to aerial? I know how to aerial.
Hold on, Lil Le, King of L.A.
Yo, am I bad?
Or am I just getting lucky?
We need a job more?
Okay, watch this.
I guess a pro.
What rank am I going to be?
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god.
That's not an aerial.
Yes, it was.
No way he scores that.
Oh, this guy's working.
Wait, bro, why do I keep playing Smurfs?
It makes it no fun.
Wait bro, why do I keep playing Smurfs?
It makes it no fun.
Bang.
Yo, the fact that I'm beating a Smurf, chat, be honest, y'all got to give it to me, y'all
Oh god, give it to me.
We're not beating, but like keeping up with it.
Like this guy's clearly like a Platinum level player.
I'm losing, I am.
What do you call this thing?
Oh my god, Leigh!
Oh my god, Leigh!
Wait for me.
I'm just gonna hit you.
Okay, not a bad shot.
Oh my god, Leigh!
Chad, where right the hell think this guy is?
Yeah, I guess.
I guess he's not a fucking high ass ring.
Am I a what?
Oh my god. Oh my god, Leia!
Yes! Yes!
I'm the fucking greatest!
Whoa, how did he get there so fast?
Better than everybody in this fucking weak ass chat y'all all suck.
So Jack, here's the issue, is I score and then I let up a goal like this.
You know what it is, this jacket's gonna be hot.
Ah fuck, I'm gonna have to play defense here instead of going for the ball.
I
Was a loser on my English
That's called patience that's called patience that's called patience chat book it and cook
it play faster no I don't really have a fast play style I don't really have a fast play
Oh my god, I did not predict that he would miss the wall.
How can I predict that he's gonna miss?
He's too good.
This is too good for me, bro.
Like, this is just not my rank.
I'm playing against Grand Chips.
Be honest, though, chat.
I have flash as a supersonic legend!
I did not break rule one.
Bro, they're- oh my god, I'm gonna get ranked like a fu-
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get ranked like a fucking silver.
You're purposely not wiping?
What are you even talking about?
I'm never betting on you again?
I'm telling you right now?
Now's the time you wanna bet on me.
Watch this.
I'm not even talking to the chat. I'm just gonna lock in this game because you know what it is
No, when I play off stream, I'm literally beating Platinum's and Grand Champ's but when I'm on stream
It's because I'm so distracted from the chat
Telling y'all when I'm actually fully locked in and not like talking to y'all, I'm actually
so good at this game.
See that?
Talon skill recognition and hard work.
It's called a Lazy Clash.
Wow, what great D.
I've told y'all that I'm not talking and I'm fully walking.
that that's a goal well I'm not talking and I'm fully fucking locked in there's
no one better than me at this she
What?
What?
Bang!
I'm better than rock where you're saying
What's a shot?
That is Monty!
That is Monty, guys, good.
He's not bad.
Off the wall.
This is some shit that you can't even get that some SSLs can't even do you're about a witness watch this off the wall
Oh, predicted, up in the air.
What a shot!
What a fuck it.
Oh my God, imagine I dunked on him right there, chef.
Chad, who's the worst SSL?
You? I mean, thanks for telling me I'm an SSL, I guess.
You might be better than Squishy.
I feel like I could be squishy in a long build.
Okay, surely I don't sell this, right?
Yo, if I sell this, I owe you guys 100 gift.
Not here to talk, not here to stream, here to handle business.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
That was a tough femboy. They'll call me a femboy.
Grown ass fucking man. Bulls and ambitions in this shit.
Wow, that guy was ranked way high above me too.
How many games still I'm ranked? Four more matches?
I'm about to win 4 for 4 and get ranked in Platte. Watch this.
Alright Justin, Justin 9-6-0, I'm gonna put belt to ass, I'm gonna spank you, I'm gonna
spank your ass.
Yo, deep B2H, thank you for the 5 gift in, oh no, I'm here, I'm always here.
What's this, Chad?
Oh my God.
Chad, why did he?
Oh no.
Yes!
That's how you turn defense into offense!
The lawnmower can lawnmower do this.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Wow!
Help me, I'm doing actually good, Jack!
I
Keep your games out of their pockets!
How is it a game after this?
I'm saying this right now, this goes out to any throwin' rockin' league!
I challenge you to a 1v1 wager.
Any amount of money, a thousand, five thousand, ten thousand dollars, me versus you, 1v1,
I will beat you.
I have a talent for this game that hasn't been seen in decades. I challenge you to a 1v1. Who else is doing shit like this?
You need to get squinted go on
14 not bad at all not bad at all not bad at all
I'll do you crazy you will not do me crazy babes. No, you're not that guy. Don't call me babes
Chat boat I'm pretty trust me what a win streak when I get hot there's no going back
Nice lay, nice lay, nice lay.
We're just happy.
Wait, what was that?
That's dead ass straight up, not my fault.
It should be 2-0 right now, I'm way better than this chump.
I'm way better than this chump!
Oh my god!
Championious!
What rank play was that?
Little pinch?
Perfect pinch?
Thank you for the gold!
Thank you for the gold!
Thank you for the gold!
I thought I was quick am I delusional for thinking I'm actually great this game
I don't know if it's delusion or the chat like the chat's trolling
I'm not as bad as y'all make me seem at this game
Wow great air control
I mean I blow this guy
Not even kidding straight up I blow this guy
every day of the week exactly any day of the week any time of the day I blow this
guy gave it compete
I'll blow all you in chat, too.
So go ahead, challenge me.
I'm a very fierce competitor here.
Yep, three, two.
One more goal here.
Here we go, ready to watch this chat?
No, I already get the boost I see.
I'm not a fat competitor.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
And don't throw.
If this was your first time ever clicking on my stream
and you're seeing me play like this,
How long would you think I've been playing the game?
Wow, he's taking all the blues.
You guys are lying by saying that day.
You're just trolling and lying.
I've had rockin' these clothes tell me that it seems like I've been playing for years.
I got to win this chat, nice save, I guess that was going in.
Patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace, don't you sack the both of these while the smile
up on your face.
Not lying you suck and I'm only Plat 3.
What do you mean you're only Plat 3?
Plat 3 is good.
Oh my god I'm about to be in 500?
Wait, wait, I won't rank this 500.
That's gotta be up there.
It's not blue.
Whoa, kickoffs like that annoy me
because they just got free shins.
I have no boost. I have no boost.
At the wall?
Demo?
Might be a free goal here. Might be a free goal here. Might be a free goal here.
At the wall, he misses.
Fuck your ten ads. Fuck your mother.
I
Control or die bro
Yeah, we mean my controller literally died I didn't miss that my controller died
Yes
This is yo Michael I just gave this easy one of mine playing like higher ranks I need I need a bigger competition
Oh my god, I farted into like one fucking egg, not even kidding me.
Wow, you see that?
I grabbed the balls, I controlled that.
I have great ball control.
Yo, King Hassan, stop telling me
it's not manually breathing, it's annoying.
What a save.
Another one?
What a save.
Come on, keep it coming.
Keep it coming, I got the best dick in town.
Ask about me.
Ask about me.
Ask!
I can't get a cookie like I can get.
Hey, hey.
Oh buddy, you're gonna have to attack eventually.
Oh, you never see anybody like this do it, huh?
On the roof.
Gross, saw that in a TikTok.
Saw what in a TikTok?
Y'all want me to finish on him? I'll finish on this guy. Watch this.
Well as long as I just control the ball I win this game and I rank up. All I have
to do is just control the ball. Control the ball. I like dominating. I'm a dominator.
Control the ball. And he'll make a mistake and I just capitalize off of it. I capitalize
When I fuck bitches, I get on top.
I'm a dominator.
I don't even need boost to score on you, buddy.
It was an OK shot, but he can't win.
There's 40 seconds left that I've already dominated enough in the game.
See it?
smurfing? Why can't you guys just like come to terms with the fact that I'm good?
Straight up. Hey, fucking asshole. You fucking dick. Nice shot. Fucking beaver skin.
Beaver gamer I mean.
Oh my god, I'm about to be flat.
I'm dead ass gonna be flat after this game.
I'm dead ass gonna be flat after this game.
Like I'm dead ass gonna be flat after this game.
Watch.
Last game before I get my rank.
Am I going to get ranked flat?
I thought I had to give him a one goal lead chat.
Gotta make it fair
GGs bro kickoff goals. I hate kickoff games. I
Got 50k on you. Don't let me down Lacey. I won't let you down you dead ass bro
Wait, what is it you? Hold on you give me an intense game right now. I'm gonna hit black
That might be a shot at the fucking headings.
I'm gonna attack you somehow, I don't know.
God! Fuck me and my tight little lubed up ass!
I hate this game sometimes, bro. I hate losing in this game
Fast break fast break
Don't worry chat everybody who bet on me, I'm not letting you down. I'll put it on I'll put it on all your family loves
I give y'all my word. My word is my bomb.
Oh, I'm such a fucking fat in there, pig.
Some
awareness is being.
Oh my god!
Yo, am I this ass?
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
W bump!
Let him bump!
please, please, please, please, please...
W BUMP!
SLITTA BUMP!
Why is there a baconator in your back pocket?
I fucking wish there was a baconator in my back pocket.
I'd be eating good right now, but I had a fucking bacon in there and not back up here.
What am I doing?
What is game makes me mad, but I think I get angle issues from this game
Oh my god, GGs, bro, I lost.
Why do I lose?
Never over till it's over.
Never over till it's over.
I'm the fucking greatest.
It's winnable.
It's winnable.
How does that demo mean?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Crazy dope from you.
I got a score in 40 seconds with zero boost.
Yes, I know he needs.
It's not over till it's over.
Oh my God, a shot from the heavens.
Oh my God, a shot from the heavens.
I got that clutch in my veins.
Oh no.
I'm out of here.
Straight up.
Straight up.
I have to get the boost.
Yes!
Okay, just defense, defense, defense.
No goals, no goals.
Come on, come on, O.T. Come on, O.T.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, game, GG.
Bye bye, bye bye.
He just ran to Lola in his hometown, King L.A.
You suck, fuck you, buddy.
Give me my plat. Give me my plat.
Give me my plat. Give me my plat.
Give me my plat. Where is it?
Gold 2 is crazy.
If you win four, check Yugi's message.
What is it?
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
Come on, it's Pim Yugi's message.
I gotta go take a table tank.
What did you he said what you he what what what what?
famous person that follows me the faithful sheriff I don't get it
The racist car, what do you mean?
I don't even follow him.
Go to his stream, what's his switch?
I do follow him.
Who is this?
time to come back okay sometimes I do stuff like that
he's trying to be the burnt peanut
stupid stuff from Twitter
He used to be a preacher about God on fortnight.
Interesting.
What's bad with following, I don't understand.
I followed him in 2020.
He's a racist in a PDF, okay?
His name was Dr. Witnesser.
It doesn't even sound familiar.
Let him in your biker gang.
Come on bro, I gotta hit Platte.
If I- I'm getting off as soon as I lose a game.
As soon as I lose a game I'm off.
But until then I'm going on a win streak to plat.
Why are you guys saying W3?
No way he scores off that weak ass accidental shot.
Yo, it's my pet peeve when people score off accidents, I hate it.
Well, I guess I gotta learn to get up in the air, not even kidding.
training maps now I don't need to do training maps would be honest I'm better
than that like training maps are gonna like I'm gonna be honest bro training
You guys are not good.
Whoa, why is he going to the wall again?
Oh my God, watch this chat.
Chat, I'm not, I'm not, I'm too good for training maps.
You're a grown man talking about tech beats.
I guess you get to a certain age where you don't want to have pics anymore.
See, I can go in the air, I just can't time it right.
Thank you.
I'm a squire here, watch this chat.
Grown man talking about eggs.
Okay, I guess you can do anything in this generation.
So yeah, actual question I want to ask all you guys talking should miss chat. Would you want to be one me for money?
I promise you don't want this work.
You don't want this work.
I
Just like garbage in here true it sounds like
Someone's cooking food
Alright, yeah, that's one in a row or on the road to play
It's not my upper lip about a free fire food for when I am streaming.
Yeah, what food should I get?
Who the fuck is weep?
Oh wow, he's speed flipping. Oh, it's a cheater, he's adding a nerf bar. I hate this game.
Like, I guess...
I guess this isn't a fucking like...
Nice bro, this guy's gonna make me end stream for me while I'm snorkeling Rocket League.
That in white equals right check mark. Oh my god, I just fucking juked this shit out of him.
Why are y'all saying refund you just said he wasn't smurfing why are y'all saying refund now you just said he wasn't smurfing
Oh, but now all of a sudden y'all want to refund, huh?
Alright, so Chad, do you guys, I'm gonna ask you all one more time, is this guy a smurf
yes or no okay okay then when y'all see that he's throwing a game I'm not
refunding. I asked you guys. I asked you one more time.
He's throwing? Yeah, because he's a Smurf stream sniping. But when I say he's a
Smurf, you all want to say, oh no, he's not. So guess what? Now I'm not refunding.
He just wants you to keep streaming?
Oh, I'm not that talented.
I'm sorry he's a nerf too bad bitch.
If he said you should smoke before ending, now I'm gonna bracket leap.
Yo!
can you let me score y'all you're in a stream let me score
I guess he's not a fucking smurf!
This is a lane, though.
He's just letting me score and that cuz he knows he could score on yet any given time
y'all do that confident how about you give me a two-hole lead then I hear that confident
That doesn't count either cuz I earned that goal that doesn't count either cuz I earned
I heard that go. God damn it
I'm better I
Lose it
He's playing with his spoon?
Oh my god, what is that bug?
Oh my god, what is that bug what is that bug how does the ball only go that far it's
That hacker gets a shirt on the wall
All right chat W shrimp in chat
She makes it unfallen!
Not over time!
Like I don't even see the chance.
GG bro.
Go do it dude, just do it.
It's not even really it's so dumb how it's even a thing how that can work
I can take a baby rage in the chair.
I can't.
Oh, what do you say?
I'm Diamond.
Okay.
He literally just said, wait, can I report him for admitting to being in a, can I report
Can I admit it? Can I report for admitting the fucking smurf?
Falkilling doesn't give a fuck.
I'm nice doing the free ball right off the start of the next game.
Not a bad shot, huh? Not a bad shot at all.
And am I ending till I lose a game legit?
Till I lose a game legit, that last loss was not fucking legit.
That shit was not legit.
I
I
Think I'm better than him
Yo, they see 1v1 me I was top 15 in SSL and UK. No, you weren't buddy saw one
That's a great shot, clearly not great enough though.
Check people in the UK aren't good at games, right?
Okay, you're told my girl is watching me, please let me win, dude.
Hello, I'm your trash.
I'm not gonna lie, what happened to people who's like helping out the pros nowadays?
this guy's a fucking asshole if I was on the game and some dude was like hey my
girls watching help me win this game like let me win like I'm letting him
I'm waiting!
No you aren't, yes I am!
He wins every bit off, I know exactly what this guy is.
Why do I get boost greedy, why do I do it, Joe why do I get greedy?
Same thing with pack drop, bro. Like I get greedy
still got him on ice, still got him on ice, baby!
I'm actually talented!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Is that a game?
I'm told you I'm getting off as soon as I lose a game. That's not happening anytime soon. That's a goal.
Yes!
S-Suck!
My!
That one!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh my god, needle in the coffin.
Yo, Lacey, wanna make a lean-fuse steak and fried rice?
Love you, fat ass.
Are you trying to be silky?
30 seconds and I'm up for gold.
Can't sell this.
Oh, no.
That's so good.
I'm doing it to myself now.
I'm in your scams son.
Oh my god.
Oh, let's get the game, get this one.
Overtime's not a stranger to me.
Overtime's not a stranger to me.
I like when there's pressure on a line.
That's what I'm...
I
Yes
Not getting up till I lose.
Don't care if I'm toxic don't care he was toxic in the beginning when he was winning
I don't like that shit. He was toxic in the beginning when he was winning talking shit
And then he starts losing and he won't say GG. No, but it's not how it works not how it works
I don't care if it's a 12 year old I don't care. It's a 12 year old. I don't care. It's a 13 year old
I don't care if he's I don't care if I don't care if he's six years old if he talks shit in the beginning
He's getting the shit talk back. I don't care
I'm not even a shit talker unless they talk shit first.
of
I don't want to hence shabene.
I didn't even order food yet!
Off the wall?
off the wall
oh I just I don't want to
ahhhhhh
monkey thanks for the sub bro
I got this set up right here, great play, not bad at all kid, appreciate you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
You're a diamond player.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I know.
I'm playing defense here.
I'm playing defense here, watch this.
I missed the hole.
I go ahead of goal.
My luck's been so bad these last, like, ever since I got back from Vegas, my luck has been
so shit.
I'm going to save you.
Alright, orbit, you can orbit now, I promise you aren't winning, you aren't coming back.
On my mom's life.
BoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooNooOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO Punjex
Wow, that's awesome.
I told you.
Stop check W.
A lot of ores on the line here.
A lot of ores on the line here.
Can't get up to that.
Did I get some help or something?
Holy shit, I'm applying pressure!
30 seconds, no way I sell this.
Ow!
Yes!
Jadadadadada!
Jadadadadadada!
Jadadadadadada!
Sheet on!
You should uninstall.
Not gonna lie.
Your mom's...
A vagina smells like roses. Tell her I said hi.
I'm not gonna get banned. He called me a slur!
A little win streak going on here, about to hit Plat.
The day I hit Plat and then Solos, I actually feel so accomplished.
This guy is re- he's born 1996?
This guy's a fuckin' old that, bro.
This guy's an actual fuckin' old that he just clocked out the- he just clocked out the fuckin'
long nine-hour shift and I was just shit on me a rock to leave
please yes
gotta play nice with him Jack. The worst comes the worst I tell my girlfriend's
watching him but let me win
Oh, he's like that?
Oh, I didn't know he was like that.
Oh, this guy's slurping.
You think everyone's smurfing, here we go.
I guess!
Oh yeah, GG's.
Is there a chance I beat this guy or no?
Yes.
What a save.
That's such a good save.
This guy's kind of good, chat.
He's not, he's not that good though.
He's not that good.
Like it's not to the point where I can't beat him.
You know what I mean?
I'm gonna be honest, if y'all had to put your marbles on it right now, do y'all think
He just got her though
What is he doing going up the wall like this
Sometimes less is more bitch. Fuck you!
Defense is the best offense.
Yeah, unless I'm on offense.
OHHHH!
OHHHH!
What is what?! What?!
I'm not toxic yet, I'm not talking, bro, it's like you're meeting a 30 year old tattoo artist.
Cat, you wanna love her?
She's gonna win, I guess.
I'm not ending stream, Jack. I'm not losing a game. I'm hitting Black tonight.
She said I'd get a head tonight if I win, please.
I'm not even trying I was on the other floor
are you fucking blowing me right now are you fucking blowing my cock
I'm a loser. I'm actually going to deserve to win. I actually don't even deserve to win.
This is insane. This is insane. I miss a kickoff before I quit.
He's not even playing offense. I can't.
Can't make it.
You can't even take it, Bust.
If you're out of skill on the table, well, please.
My cover's been blown.
My cover's been blown.
No!
Let me win, please!
I'm being serious about the hundred dollars dude. I'm being so serious
For the $50 I will dead ass send you $50
Demo, demo, good demo there, good demo there, oh.
I'm being serious about the $50 dollar battle.
This game is for the bad.
Oh my soul, he's not even better than me.
Oh my soul, he's not even better than me.
He's just a fucking loser.
He's gonna get a shit.
right shallow chat blame this guy for fucking stream sniping to try hard and
bro as soon as he knew it was me started fucking playing his ass off like
whatever bro he said OT he said OT oh my god he said OT can I get a goal in
three seconds can I get a goal in three seconds
I hate this camera, I'm about to buy a new camera, I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, that's about to buy a new camera.
Shit goes out of focus every 10 seconds, I gotta fucking adjust it.
You're not fake mad, bro.
You don't understand what's been going on.
You don't understand what's happened these last three days, bro.
Okay, I'm asking Petra.
I don't think they're on though.
They're not even on.
Oh my god, I was going to ask for 5k.
Such a degenerate bro.
Such a degenerate bro.
I
Jackpony's dude
Did you see this tweet what tweet brother see what sweet spend the worst day my life today, bro
And I'm not even like over exaggerating or joking when I say that
Chipotle's giving anyone with tattoos a buy one get one free entry on Friday. Don't care
Fuck it, I just said the fucking desperation of doom to patch up, bro
Well, I feel like such a fucking loser dude. Oh my god. I'm a fucking loser
I can't even sit back in my chair for longer than five seconds because I've got to adjust
my camera to autofocus on me.
You used up all your luck.
It's what it's looking like, bro. Generally what it's looking like, bro.
Minus 80k.
I'm not the mayor of frown town don't call me that you've worked hard today have the
day off tomorrow. I can't just shut it.
What, Drew? Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Can we actually like, can we fix the camera
please? It's really annoying. Like, every time I move it goes out of focus.
I'm gonna run from the one time back to the last.
I don't know why you got mad, but you're like,
spend your tools now.
No, I never did that.
It's a package, I was not on a CG.
Oh my god, they're typing, they're typing, they're typing, they're typing, they're typing.
Oh my god, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold!
I will do anything.
I will suck a dick.
Okay, I shouldn't say that.
I can get you a free battle.
You can rip a deal and try to get back if you win.
Rich Piggy complains about everything, you know, I'm not a rich Piggy, okay, I'm not
a rich Piggy.
What is that emo of that little fucking frog typing?
Yo, Maddoon3x, fuck you bro, why, why do I have a pimple?
Why do I have a pimple on my face?
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sure.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Fettifetti.
She says...
He put a laughing emoji in the discord chat. I can't.
He put a laughing emoji in the discord chat. I live in the chamber. I can't. Oh my god, he laughed at me.
He just fucking laughed at me.
I'm not smoking.
Huh?
No.
All right, Jack.
Well, I'm getting off.
Um, Gigi's in the fucking chat, bro.
Lacey Locking starts again tomorrow.
Back on my diet shit.
Only eating healthy.
on my diet shit, only eating healthy. I'm telling y'all right now, I am back on my shit tomorrow.
Facts! Back on my shit tomorrow. Starting tomorrow wash. But hey, tomorrow I'm gonna be live like
12, 1 o'clock. We got a whole day planned with Yana, so should be a fun stream. Tomorrow,
it's gonna be me and Yana decorating her.
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