Lacy
⭐ SATURDAY NIGHT VIBES ⭐ CHILL DESKTOP ⭐ MODS GAMING TOURNEY?? ⭐ TAPCAPS DROP TOMORROW ⭐ STREAMER CS TOURNEY TOMORROW ⭐ KEKW ⭐
03-15-2026 · 6h 54m
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What's she gonna do?
What's she gonna do?
What's she gonna do?
I got my fists wet
I got my wrists wet
And the hot boys are dead
I'm gonna take a rest and we'll be there
Waiting for you to shoot me in the head
Let me show you all that in my head
I got all this shit
My squad never gonna play fair
But if you think you're listening, I'm down in the shed
I'm too far, so you think I care
Anything from my farm, I'm gonna put them in the hair
My shoes are gonna get back
They'll be the best ones to the back
I'm running through the water that's staying on track
I'm in it, I'm in it, be in it
I'm in it, I'm in it
I'm in it
I'm in it
I'm in it
I'm in it
I'm in it
I
We got a lot of people in the 70s, 10-100% of us.
Because we got the best of all of cheese.
We got shit on Tickle Monster,
we got shit on New England,
we got shit on the Prodigy Metal 185,
Tropical, Anthony Peace,
and I am C7, just Ali,
Tickle Season, Tropical Cloud,
Joe Joe.
We got some fucking people in here,
we got some fucking people in here,
we got some fucking people in here,
Hey, what's good?
Who's here?
Who's here?
How you guys doing, bro?
Everybody having a good day?
Yo, Dice Knux, thank you for the big fuck.
Gip did.
I gotta get this over here.
My boy Dice, thank you for the big fuck.
Gip did when I got to get this over here.
My boy dies, thank you for the five.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I know I know I've been singing a lot I know you ain't taking trend little bro
I'm not taking trend bro just started streaming straight off to the bullshit
How am I off to bullshit? I need to do shit. I literally didn't even do anything besides just say hello
I didn't even do anything. How am I off to bullshit?
Drew missed out on Arby's?
What are you guys talking about?
Hey, what's good though?
What's good though?
What's good though?
Listen, I'm live.
I know it's really late gonna be a late night kind of vibe.
I was not planning on going live today
because I had stuff I had to do in the handle.
Basically, I don't know if y'all are up to date
on the thing, but my parents basement was flooded.
My parents based it, it was flooded.
And my dad got the whole entire thing redone.
And then last night, my dad called me
and told me it flooded again.
So yeah, so flooded, it literally flooded twice
right after it getting like redone and fixed up.
So it does suck, it does suck.
But my dad literally won't let me help them.
Like I've asked my dad, I asked my dad to let me pay
and let me like get paid for it to get fixed.
He just he my dad anybody is anybody else's dad like that is anybody else's dad. Just like like they I don't know how to
Is anybody else's dad like that
Like like they won't like let you like my dad won't let me help with anything because I don't know why I honestly don't know why I
Don't know the reason why but he just won't
These motherfuckers in the chat are just saying yes for no reason. No a lot of dads are like that
A lot of dads don't want help from their sons. I don't know. I don't know
But um, but yeah, and then I also just had some life stuff
I had to do like I went to shower when I got back last night, and I had no shampoo
I had no body wash. I was out of my favorite cologne
So I just had to had to go like shop basically. I literally was a shopping today
I was literally just shopping today
Just getting like necessity. Wait, is that a word? Necessity? Now, I don't know. Should I pop energy drink even though it's a little late at night?
Should I pop a little energy or no? What are y'all thinking of the chat here?
No, drink water.
Okay, so I don't know who you think you are
coming in here telling me
to drink water.
Do you guys think that you're my dad?
Are you my health specialist?
Are you my health nutritionalist?
No, you're not.
So please do not come to my chat
and tell me what to drink, okay?
I would appreciate it if you guys didn't do that actually.
It's Drew's birthday.
It is Drew's birthday and I got Drew a birthday gift.
Do y'all want me to give Drew his gift now
or should I wait a little bit?
What do y'all think?
Should I give Drew his gift now or wait a little bit?
I'm excited to give you the gift I got because I didn't really know what to get him because
Drew is a very simple person.
He's a very, very simple guy.
He doesn't really like that much stuff.
He's very simple, but there are some things that I see Drew utilize a lot on a daily
basis.
So I tried to get him something that I see him always using, but I tried to get him a
very nice one.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
You guys will see.
You guys will see.
You guys will see what I'm talking about.
You guys will see what I'm talking about.
You guys will see what I'm talking about.
You got him a new phone, a new camera.
He likes food a lot.
Camera.
Dildo.
Is it a dildo?
It is not a dildo.
It is not a dildo.
I'm going to be honest.
It's pretty nice.
It's pretty cool.
It's pretty fucking cool.
It's nothing like...
I got him a Rolex.
It's nothing it's nothing like I got him a Rolex for Christmas
So I wasn't gonna get him another watch like he doesn't want another watch, right?
So um dick cheese, all right
Drough come here
Wait actually stay there
I'll tell you where to come in!
Nothing.
Okay, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fucking low, bitch.
Okay, you could come in, Drew.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Drew.
Happy birthday to you.
Make a wish Drew.
Come on, make a wish.
Why does it say Ralph's birthday?
Huh? Where do you see Ralph?
Ralph's birthday?
That says happy.
Oh!
Are you blot?
Bro, that's a little thing.
Come on, blow it.
Well, you gotta make a wish first.
Yeah, I wish I was supposed to say it.
Yes.
No, don't say the wish out loud.
Think it in your head and then blow it.
Okay.
Okay.
You just got spitty all over the top.
It's not going in.
Brother, blow the candles!
Y'all never got to spend a birthday cake before.
Blow the candles out!
I got you a birthday gift, I got you a birthday gift.
What they did for you.
Okay.
Were you?
What?
Hi, maybe it's not what I think.
Were you just watching the brown stream?
No, why?
Okay.
What happened on the brown stream?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, got a lot of pre-firing and then it's not it.
I didn't know what to get you
because I feel like you're so simple,
but I just tried to think about things
that you use every single day
and then I came up with this idea to get you.
Hello.
your car?
Where the fuck would a car fit in here, dude?
I don't know.
Why is it heavy?
It's really heavy.
I'm not going to say this is heavy as fuck.
It's super heavy.
It's really heavy.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know Louis Vuitton made boxes this big.
Okay.
I'm assuming there's another bag.
I'd really get in another bag.
Maybe I
Yeah, were you watching the stream?
I put it on the dials.
Why, why?
Not the dial. Let me open it first. Let me open it first.
The Y is so heavy.
What's in it?
Wait, did I snipe something?
Did I snipe something?
I actually think you sniped like crazy.
Okay.
Do you not know how to open it?
It's fucking tight.
There you go, there you go, there you go.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm excited for this, Rob.
Tell me that's not beautiful!
This is dumb.
Tell me that's not beautiful!
Why is it so heavy?
Oh my god.
Not that tough.
Oh my god.
You're working this, buddy!
Dude!
No!
You just ruined it!
No!
Oh!
You f- oh my god.
I gotta try this.
I don't know where your finger is, but I need to scratch it.
Alright, wait, you gotta open it, you gotta open it, you gotta open it.
Holy fuck, wait, this is, bro, that's a crazy snag.
Wait, okay, can I ask, did Lays bring it up?
No, no, here's what happened, Ron came in my room, he's like,
like, what do you want for your birthday? I was there last year and you got in my car,
like, we gotta run up it this year.
So, and then I saw him on my beat-up Nike backpack, and I'm like,
I've had this since ninth grade.
Are you serious?
So I go on my computer, he goes, okay, what backpack do you want?
I go on the computer, touch it, laugh, and do this one.
You're sure that I swear to God.
Yo, I put a stream, it's on the right hand on the Bible,
on God, I'm sitting in the car, and I said,
I was thinking, what should I get for his birthday?
And Darla said, he always has a backpack.
And I was like, yeah, but that's a streaming backpack.
And then she was like, yeah, but he always has
his gray backpack.
And I was like, oh my God.
And then I literally went, oh, he got it open,
he got it open, it gets better, it gets better.
Is there food?
Is there food in here?
He got it open, Drew.
Just open it, open it up backwards,
open it up backwards, open it up backwards.
Upside down.
Upside down.
You want me to get fucking carried in?
Holy shit!
There's a lot of candy!
Holy shit!
Now I'm actually going to get a candy.
Oh my god.
Look how much candy there is.
I got everything they fucking had.
Basically, it's a real candy taste that's mukbang, not a mad shot at all.
Actually, it makes you lock yourself up.
It makes you lock yourself up so you can have stuff the way it is.
It makes you really good at it.
I got to make sure I don't get it.
It's so nice.
It's actually so nice. It's full leather.
But yeah, you got that beat up ass night gag.
No, bro, we're not going to run it from 9th grade.
This is actually perfect.
But now, Drew has a new bag that he can carry around every day.
And you always have your bag if you're going to travel.
No, this is so fast.
And I make sure it was the one that
could fit the laptop in it, too.
Because I know you always have your little laptop on you.
Thank you, bro.
He's just fucking tough.
Pre-him losing it?
Nah, he won't.
Bro, I don't lose things.
Chad, he's had this book bag on him since I met him.
This great idea.
I'm pretty sure you had this on the day we met.
Yeah.
Someone get the clip of Drew, the day we met of him
with that gray, that gray backpack,
when he first came on stream.
I don't know, I mean, I know you're gonna eat this game,
but I'm not gonna lie, you can have, you can have,
I'm not gonna eat these and these,
but I'll try to eat everything.
I knew you weren't gonna eat any of the chocolate.
I'm not like a big chocolate guy.
Listen, I'm gonna be honest, I'm not in any of them
because I'm on the green, at least you walk in.
Hold on now!
See, like this is tough, this is tough.
Wait, hold on, lift your left leg up a little bit.
Huh?
Lift your left leg, turn around and lift your left leg up.
No, no, no, like back.
No, turn around and do it, like to the side.
No, no, no, like to the side, like this.
Show the backpack and give it a little,
oh, here, give it a little of this.
I'm not kidding that's correct you actually said that anybody put in your head he didn't
say anything at all I've been wanting to glue with Tom backpack forever they're just really
expensive and oh yeah I know it's low key away some money see the thing is here's the
thing here's the thing is it a waste of money sort of but a nice an actual leather
your backpack like that, that will last you like five years.
And you'll have that for like five years.
Wait, here's the clip, here's the clip, hold on.
Wait, let me see updates.
First time you met.
Guys, Drew have the gray backpack on.
I can't watch this, I can't.
Can you turn the audio on?
What's going on, Drew?
I'm creating my TikTok to music.
Yeah, you have it on!
See?
Oh, reach it out.
He has a great backpack on chat. He's actually had it for three years
Yo
That's kind of crazy
Bro, I didn't even get that's crazy that I snipe that okay. I'm gonna be honest darling. I'm excited, but she like she gave me the idea
Why they call me a sped bro had the same socks and slides to
Oh
These slides like I'm away slice
And I also got you one other thing I got you one other
Jason love come on in
I guess.
Imagine you just came in here and started like fucking us.
Oh wait, should I give you the other gift that I got you? Right now?
Wait, what else did you get me?
The one that you saw when I was in here. You just took out.
Oh.
Good.
Okay. Where is it?
In the driveway.
Okay. I need you to sit down, alright?
Okay.
I need you to sit down.
Wait, why don't we go look at it?
Okay, yeah, yeah. Let's get the IRF on.
Chad I also got drew one other gift. I got drew one other gift for his birthday
I couldn't post I couldn't post it all day. Are you doing it on that phone?
Well, I'm switching
Twitter clip are we now actually
Okay
Wait, where is it?
Okay, come on. Come on
How do I check top right it says five four mbs five mbs
Wait chat. Are we good? This gift is actually crazy. All right ready? Wait wait wait. I'm gonna explain. I'm gonna explain. I'm gonna explain it
Okay, wait, hold on close your eyes
Okay, just close your eyes. I'm gonna guide you. Okay. I'm gonna guide you. All right. There's a step right there step right there
Are you fucking sped up my eyes are closed? Okay? Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm gonna tell you when this is walking a normal human
Stop scratching over step. Oh, it's f'd. Oh, it's fine. Come on. Come on
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine step step. Yo, you are more scary come on trust you
What do you why would I troll you?
I'm gonna walk you to a tree.
Okay, step.
I say step and you just fall.
Come on.
Wait, any more steps?
Yes, there's one more step.
There's a bottle in front of you, kick it.
Not far, not at me.
Yo, we're holding hands right now, bro.
You're making this really gay, come on.
Step.
Ow!
Ow!
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, now I need you to stand here
with your eyes closed, okay?
Okay, okay.
All right.
Hold on.
Okay.
Hold on, do not open your eyes yet.
Hold on, come over here.
Over here, over here, over here, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.
Okay, keep your eyes closed.
Shadow, is stream good? Are we good?
You're gonna turn off the Wi-Fi, it'll...
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Alright, so, if you guys remember...
Bro, there's no good lighting over here.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, come here.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
This is good.
Okay. If you guys remember a couple of weeks ago, Drew and me were in the mall and he posted a video on TikTok that said how many likes to get me a brand new Tesla and I'm pretty sure I said, what did I say? 50 K?
I think you said 100 K.
I said 100 K and he got 100 K. And today is Drew's birthday. So Drew, come on over here. Okay.
Say I'm talking.
Keep your eyes closed.
Keep your eyes closed.
Okay.
Okay.
Right in front of there.
Okay, so drew happy birthday open your eyes and see your brand new Tesla
Yeah
Tell me that's not
It's brand new I'm not getting it's actually brand new
What do you mean?
No, you gotta sit, it's a safety precaution.
It's brand new, bro.
Nice.
Okay, all right, now drive it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay.
Nice!
Nice!
Okay, maybe I can, you turn.
There's no reverse.
What do you mean there's no reverse?
Can you pull me backwards so I can,
I'll do some donuts.
Wait, it's kinda tough.
Hold on
Shit wait, can you steer it or no? Okay? I don't really know how to get you back try the new doughnuts now
What do you think about your brand new Tesla
Yeah, that's what it's for
Yeah, yeah, fully street legal. Look license plate on the back. See zero to sixty probably about hmm
Maybe 15 15. Yeah
Seconds point 15 seconds. No, no 15 seconds. You're on this
It's a new Tesla. It's what you got from the Tik Tok you made
Yeah, I'll give it a spin. How do you do it? How does it work?
Stop the seats jammed.
What do you mean the seats jammed?
You gotta pull the seat up, I started to gotten gotta pull the seat up.
Just get out.
I can't.
Just get out.
Just get out.
Just get out.
Wait, Loki, don't ride it with this thing.
Put your butt right there.
Okay, here.
Okay, here.
So I'm gonna ride this thing?
Yeah, give it a spin.
Don't break it though.
Don't break my new car.
Car
Hold on you're kind of killing the suspension
What's your way? Oh, it's one of those ones that bounce. Yeah, it's a bounce like the main back truck
Uh-huh.
It's one of those...
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
A little drift?
It's okay, it's just kind of skinny.
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
Sounds like your fucking golf bar.
Are you supposed to go in a slot?
I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh.
Nice, nice.
Bro!
Bro!
I think it died.
I think it died.
Noah, you broke my fucking new car, bro.
Well, how do you like your new car?
Bro, it's actually tough.
How do you like your new car?
You're taking it on the main road, baby.
I don't know about that I don't know about that don't think I know the best idea here bro. Why is that you quick?
Is it dead?
Bro the fact that there's 200 pounds saying look it's a birthday boy in his new Tesla
Yeah, that's bro. It looks like I'm going to fucking school cuz you are
Wait, is it broke? Maybe it died already
Low-key quick bring it to bring it inside. Oh my gosh. You're whipping around the house. No, no bring it inside bring it inside
Is he heavy?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Holy muscle man.
Got that new backpack on him.
Brought up the fucking muscles in him.
Holy shit.
Wait excuse me sir, is that LV on your back?
Yeah it is.
Oh shit.
Make sure to go to work on his birthday.
Nice WLs.
Okay.
Holy shit.
It's another runway.
Okay.
Take it.
Wish I was standing at the end?
Yeah.
Wish I stand at the end?
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep up with you, so...
What do you mean?
Well, that thing's quick.
It's not that fast.
Don't crash it, bro.
Get out of here!
trying to go for a spin
bro he just went on there I think it's fine
she's kinda quick
it's actually quick
but I already did I already took it for a spin in the driveway
this house is a mess
careful careful the whole thing's right too
what are you doing about your new car? I mean it's not exactly what I asked for
But I mean you said you wanted a new Tesla. Yeah. Yeah, it's not exactly what I asked for but I appreciate the effort
It's a new Tesla. It's like you asked. Yeah, yeah
You want to read from a tick-tock? Should we do another one? Fuck. I'm on here though. Can I use your phone?
Yeah, we'll like to record a video. Oh here. Oh, wait, what did you want to film?
Well, I didn't know you wanted to post a tick-tock is usually when like they achieve the goal. They're like, hey
okay okay okay yeah let me let me record it and I'll post it so what are you
going to say I'm gonna be like um okay okay well I'm gonna walk up to you and
say hey Lacey I hit I hit my hundred K the goal for the Tesla okay okay okay
ready? Lacey I hit the 100k goal for the
Lacey I hit the goal of 100k to win a
Tesla. I know you did man, congratulations. Um, I completed your goal
bro. Um, you got the 100k fair and square. So here is your brand new Tesla.
Right here! Come on! Brand new Tesla! What do you think dude? Bro, this is not what I meant.
You're breaking the suspension!
No, it's a brand new Tesla!
Alright, good clips, good clips.
A little too million beauti-
Good TikTok for you Drew?
Send that to myself real quick.
Good TikTok, does that great TikTok or no?
Good clips, great clips.
Holy TikTok farm, porn acting, okay.
Great clips, great TikTok farms.
Okay, sent to Drew.
to drew okay just ends you all right but the desktop now you go in viral for
that lace okay what about your eating segment wait that's done yeah
eating saying you know eating saying what kind of pizza is this chicken
bacon chicken bacon spinach different right but is it healthy like healthy
I'll go.
On to something?
On to fire.
Oh, it's a light source too.
That's what I have here.
Light source too.
That's really good.
Thank you, Red.
Thank you, Red.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Jack.
Did y'all see that TikTok that got posted today?
Someone posted like an edit of my new song with Yano.
And then it was like a Wendy edit.
It was so tough.
Did y'all see it?
Wait a minute, let me switch it.
No, they're sending out.
No, you guys didn't see it?
Oh, let me show you.
Well, there's more candy in here.
Mm-hmm.
There's candy everywhere.
So, this might have to be the community jam here.
I think they'll get happy with some of this.
Look, Chad, I don't know if y'all saw it yet.
I did this for someone made this edit today.
After me and Yana made this song,
someone made this edit and posted it.
It's like, let's just watch.
It's so sick.
I did this for you, oh, when I tried to get out of there,
I did it for you, oh, you can't, oh, make it true,
all my sisters, you're a criminal,
you can't come in with your mom, oh,
I'm afraid that I've misunderstood or can I speak my mind?
Come on!
Know that I fear the deepest thing I feel upon
You had to be my name to open up my eyes
I've been on a plane and I've had to give a smile
Hey!
Shout out to the dude who made this edit, bro!
Shout out to whoever made this edit!
You're so asked, don't ever make a song again.
First comment, you made your own edit, damn.
I guess I just sat here and spent the day editing a fucking video.
I guess I spent the day sitting here and made my own edit.
Like I guess.
No, no, look at me.
That I am that little of stuff to look at now
and that little of stuff to do with my life
that I'm sitting here making an edit for myself.
No, dude, no, no.
You paid for it, which makes it even worse
What that was a hundred fifty dollars
There's no way I had to pay for that bro, I'm not gonna lie
The great Lacey Locking starts today.
So.
Keep up and start the cool.
Oh my gosh, keep up and start the cool.
You guys hear?
Yeah!
Okay.
So,
I'll make explain to you all real quick.
Um, actually happened here, did this, chore around a little bit, spit the, spit the cake
pop out, spit the cake pop right out, um, pretty simple, pretty simple what's what happened,
spit the cake pop out after I took a little bite.
I'm being honest, I'm being honest.
Also I want to let y'all know, when you're on a diet and cutting, that doesn't mean
that you can't eat any unhealthy food.
You just have to do it in a manner where it's not unhealthy.
You know what I mean?
Like you have to not maintenance yourself.
What is it called, Chad?
You guys know what I'm trying to say, right?
Watch Brand Risk?
Is Brand Risk live?
Oh, shit.
Wait, when's the next fight of Brand Risk?
you work out today? I mean, the thing about me is I don't have to work out because my
whole life is a workout. What is this? The internet is freaking out after this video
was recorded in South Florida.
Who does that look like to you?
I'm gonna be honest.
This could be big J. This could be big J. Or this is litter- yeah, I'm not gonna- exactly,
whoever just said in the chat, thank you. There's literally like tens of thousands of 60-year-old
men that look exactly like this in Florida. I could go to, if I went to a Sears or a Lowe's
or a Home Depot in Florida, I would find five of these guys. So don't know, but there is
that small chance that this is Jeff.
There is that chance that this is actually Jeff.
Where is this at?
South Florida?
There's just no way he's camped out in Florida, bro.
Like, you just can't convince me that after,
you can't convince me that Jeffrey Epstein's
driving around with the top down in Florida.
In the middle of an open public realm like no, dude, he's hidden he's he's hidden somewhere in some other I don't even know
Are you doing the mod turning today? I wanted to do the mod turning today, but the mods said that
that it's too late.
I don't know what the mods have to be going on
at 10 p.m. on a Saturday night.
Little confused what the mods like.
Like what are y'all possibly doing on a Saturday night?
You guys are in the chat anyways.
You're so weird.
No, no, I put it on everything I love.
Drew literally came in here and said,
I talked to Rums.
Rum said that it might be too late to do the law tournament.
Wait, Drew!
No one said that.
I swear to God!
I swear to God!
You said the moths couldn't do it because it was too late.
See the young blame me I was literally go I told you all the time. I was going live. I said I was going live around seven
That's not my fault that y'all said that that rum said it is too late
Who's calling me rums is calling me yeah
I said, think about how many people are playing in it.
You're going live at 9 p.m. like central time.
It will last like five hours.
So, I'm gonna do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay.
My bad.
Well, my bad, my bad.
No, I'm just an adult who aren't those reeds
that can't do shit right.
Is that what you're gonna say?
No, my fucking bad.
I'm not saying, I'm done.
So you don't want to, okay.
So he doesn't want to.
So the mod tournament's not tonight.
little confused. It's not that late come on brother even if it is late I guess the
mods aren't all gonna be typing in a chat on a Saturday night like respectfully
I mean this all do respect snowy 60 rums jay burs
burner Brandon have never touched a female in their entire existence on this
planet none of my mods have ever touched a female on the existence of this
planet why are y'all what are y'all doing on a Saturday night
Yeah, yeah, I got a new car here you want to see a new car you want to see it
Switch the case in this. I'll show you come here. You got me a car
You got my car. She's my birthday soon, bro
Why are we going in the kitchen?
Yes in a lower job
brand new tesla yeah cuz he hit a light going tick tock no you did it yes I
did that ass brand new test back draw game you like that hell yeah brand new
test that was your wall right here what do you think wow
you're right it's absolutely shit wait I think how much was this
this is so you know the maybach trucks how they bounce a little bit this one
I actually have that feature too, look.
See? See that?
We gonna turn around a little bit.
Oh shit, holy...
Oh!
Shit!
Bro!
Bro my new car!
Bro!
Ahhhh!
You just crushed your brand new car!
Ahhhh!
Fuck my new one!
Oh, fuck!
Ha ha ha ha!
Jason!
Oh my god!
Oh fuck!
Oh no, Joe, you just cracked the whole door.
You just cracked the whole door.
You just got past 20 minutes of this shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Can it fall?
Okay, that was very anti-climatic.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, how's carbon?
That's cool. This is nice.
It has real carbon?
It has a reverse button.
I've seen a minus 3k another two months in the house.
We haven't got a new car.
Dude, did that put a little pain over that one?
Well, I think it would.
John and Jackson, you got a new car?
No.
You should get one of these.
Yeah?
How much?
How much is it?
Two hundred bucks.
Two hundred bucks.
Facebook Marketplace. I'm at it already.
That's not bad stuff.
What did the guy say when we got it?
What?
He said that if my kid's going to use it, not to go on the second gear.
Because it's too fast for kids.
What's this?
Is it on the second gear right now?
Don't fuck with your shoes, that, bro.
Huh? My shoes?
Oh, sorry, they're swarmed up on my Valenciaga jeans.
Valenciaga on my body.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm f**king around, man.
How'd it go?
Oh.
My bad shots.
Not a bad shot.
Want some of this?
I'm gonna see Malkin start the next week.
Oh, and I'm ready.
Now that I'm on Red Up,
now that I'm about to start taking Red Up next week,
that's what's gonna happen.
I'm about to start the food walking in.
Because now I have that little boost.
Now I have that boost.
Salty, water, protein, creatine.
You know you don't have to fucking do anything, right?
So I can just take bread and eat whatever I want.
You can literally eat like that?
Yes, but then I lose weight and gain no muscle.
So I need to be in the gym lifting to get muscle.
No, redness suppresses your diet, right?
You're not even gonna want to eat.
For you?
Yes.
Okay, so what?
Well, it retains your muscle.
So it's a magic drug.
It's magic.
It's not magic, it's just a fucking drug.
It's magic.
It, like, yeah, retains muscle and loses fat.
No, you know so much about it.
I did research on it,
because my whole four U-Pages fucking pepsis.
Pepsis.
Not pepsis, peptides.
So randomly you just got abs out of nowhere?
I don't have abs, bro.
I started going to gas stations to show it off.
Yo, Trush Ups.
If I was on fucking peptides,
you would be able to tell, bro.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know.
All I know is I talked to someone,
I'm not gonna say who,
that took, that took right up.
Who?
I think I know who, bro.
I'm not gonna say who.
I know who, he openly literally said that he takes him.
No, no, no, not Roppo, someone else.
Who?
I'm not gonna say who.
Someone that I know?
Yes.
I know him too.
I mean, is he open about it?
Well, I started watching.
I don't know.
Who?
I don't even know that same person,
because you wouldn't expect it.
No, no, no.
You wouldn't expect it.
No.
No.
They don't know it.
What?
Should we go to class maybe?
Wait, wait, you're not whispering, you're covering my ears!
Here's the mic!
Yeah!
You're back to it?
Yes!
Bro, but he also got BBL.
What?
You didn't.
Wait, I know that.
Um, but, but yeah, basically from what I heard is it literally will like change
your life.
Yes, bro.
Read it literally.
I mean, it's just ozipping.
It's just all sitting but like on steroids, but not actual steroids because there's no like actual something like proven side effects
Chad that's my boy off stream really all or not like drink is my
Yes, great. Yes. Yes, great. It's on some non on-stream shit. Yes. Yes. Yes
Um, I mean you could hop on it for like probably like
Four months and then hop off bro, but so your first I talked to you said if I started in three months by summer
I will be a cop. I will literally he was like he was like basically what he said was like when he took it
It fully made him comfortable as I was kidding. I mean, yeah, you have you have you be chiseled by I don't believe that
I don't believe that you just there's no way we just take red up and then can I say who who's on it or not?
like
Can I say can I say who's on it?
You know, you know, I'm stable was poppin stable
So did I get
He was on stream
Red if I said on it red red hopped on it red used to be a fat piece of city
Damer got a significant impact now, and he has a super swim.
I just don't believe that you can't do that.
Damer, the whole fucking OSCF, Drew about to hop on that shit.
I'm not after you.
Holy shit.
This better be the fucking pep talk.
OK, so my question is, here's my question.
Is why does someone like Clave take, what is it called,
Red up?
But he's already great.
Like, what does it do if you're already good looking
and already have a nice physical body.
Why do you take that off, Reda?
Your appetite's gonna come back.
Oh, so Gigi, so you're telling me I'm gonna get skinny?
Well, you just gotta maintain your diet, bro.
Just lock in.
That's it.
Like, Reda, realistically speaking, you don't need Reda.
You can just, like, beat the hunger.
Like, just withstand the hunger.
Yeah, they're saying you still have to diet and train.
Yeah.
You have to diet and train after.
Well, I know somebody that's on Reda,
but they don't train, they don't eat.
They eat like shit like McDonald's fast food
and they lost 20 pounds.
So what I'm still here, so here's what I'm like.
20 pounds in a month or two.
But you have to understand what I'm saying,
I think about it is that's that in my opinion
is the least you're going to think about it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm serious. Redder is.
But okay, I know what you're saying,
but imagine you take Redder
and then you add on going to the gym
and eating healthy.
It will literally double your-
Not Guapo. Guapo, Guapo lost like 100,002 months.
100,002,3 months, but his decisions are...
What if I lose too much weight though?
Somebody else only trying to drop 30.
Are you still gonna be funny when you're skinny?
Nah bro, I'm funny now but I'm skinny.
Nah, don't get skinny.
I'm funny now and I'm skinny.
I'm funny now and I'm skinny.
I'm not skinny, I'm still fat.
I'm not skinny right now.
Bro, no.
This is still good.
You literally did a back flip into the shirt pole.
When you stop doing the circles, that's when you're skinny.
You still do circles?
No, you don't understand.
I don't want to be funny anymore.
I want to be a mager.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I want to be a mager.
That's not a good question.
You're skinny.
I mean, I'm not a digger.
I'm like, bro, I don't have six-pack ass.
You have to get man-boog surgery?
But.
You're not a boog skinny.
How does that work?
I get to a point where I actually had abs then I have to get surgery you have to get you have loose skin
Yeah, yeah, but if you if you lose weight like slowly you might not have loose skin
Eight months
Renified doesn't eat
I'm not you know if I get down to 140 pounds it's not even healthy weight
140? Yeah. No, I'll tell you, like 5'8, like 6. Like 5'9, 5'9. Cool, 5'9. No, 5'9, 1'40, you'll be chiseled, bro.
I don't want to be that light. I don't want to be that light, bro. But like everybody...
How much muscle do you have? I have a lot of muscle mass. Yeah? How much?
I don't know. I said it on my body scan, but I actually have a... I'm in like the top 50th percentile muscle mass.
But one thing that people keep getting misconception,
misconception-aligned online,
is people think that I want to be a bodybuilder.
No, you can't be actually...
Well, everybody thinks like,
oh, like he's gonna be competing in competition
and he's gonna be in bodybuilding competitions.
Like, no, it's not my goal here.
It's not what I want to do.
I know I can do that, but I don't want to do that.
I mean, bro, honestly,
you should document your Reddit,
because Weta, to be honest with you,
it's not, like, it's not stable.
I'm gonna have an entire new...
Honestly, I might just do it on fattening day one right up like a little small vlog
Yes, what I'm doing a documentary
Where it went to start
You see my pushing six
No, no, no, no, you're
from 11.5 percent women to 11.7 percent
watch it let me tell you that's low it's not more than me bro you don't have
30% no you don't know everything okay but no I'm checking right now check right
now check right one man 11.7 percent how do I check professional
natural all-time or like last 30 days no just go in general just and then go
followers and they go and they go 10.1% woman you're a fucking loser bro no
that's last 30 days don't fuck that's total that's total bro
all the way down boom that's total I don't think my last 30 days no no I had
30 no because if you checked like the last 33 last 30 days in a
It's different bro. I have never insights. No, you don't bro. Don't do this 30 days. That's total
How do you go from 30 to 11 that was the last 30 days that I checked no well, we just take total
We're doing what I go to here to see the last 30 days views
Dude it doesn't matter it doesn't matter see oh that's at 16% the last 30 days 15.4. All right. Let me check my
Let me check, how do you say last 30 days?
You go ahead.
Hey, hey, my shit might be fucking hit different sites.
Insights, insights.
Which one, which one?
Go to that, and then you go to insights, and then click views.
Right here.
Insight, views.
So, scroll down, and then swipe over.
13.2%.
12.2%.
Yeah, so in the most recent, I have more women following me on Instagram than you do.
Bro!
What can I say?
I'm a ladies man.
Total though!
Total though!
Total, total, total, total, total.
I'm a ladies' man, I'm a ladies' man.
I'm a ladies' man.
You know what, we should go to a woman's only bar
and see who gets recognized first.
Okay.
No, we're not even recognized, bro.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Right now?
Anywhere.
Oh, oh, oh.
You got a whole girl for him, bro.
I don't have to entertain them.
Not me?
I don't know.
As long as it's not anywhere...
Let's go clothing
But you know you're on that fucking didn't know you're on a fucking
No, I didn't know you're a fucking
You think you're in an anti-slam?
You're not in an anti-slam!
You're not in an anti-slam!
You're not in an anti-slam!
You're not in an anti-slam!
By the power of my head actually!
Fucking eyebrow slits, man!
It's good.
You're not gonna be a fucking mogger off of fucking Reda dude.
Yes I am.
I'm not a liar, and you get on Reda,
and you look better than me.
I'm hopping on everything.
Steroids, fucking peptides. All that shit.
I have really bad news. I look better than you right now.
AHHHHH!
I knew! I knew! I knew!
I knew! I knew!
I knew!
We're in January now!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
If we went to...
Oh my God!
If we had a hundred girls of all different ethnicities lined up,
I'm lying here.
or are saying I'm more attracted than you.
That's cow, bro. It's not it might be everybody be calling me chop
But guess what remember when we did that one-face shoot and everybody we lined up and had the
Models rate us and I was always at the top. They do a second
It was me and silky I was best dress I was best looking I was like
They put me on on biggest dick too somehow. Yeah, I don't know how that would happen
Bro, I print more of you.
I mean, oh, I know that now.
You're a rare Asian gene.
Yeah.
But the thing is, is you think I'm
trolling when I'm saying this?
I want everything I love.
I look better than you.
Right now, still.
Not even on reddit yet.
You look better than me.
I look better than you right now.
I don't believe.
I mean, if that's what you want to believe, bro.
I mean, at least you got self confidence.
There's only a few people that look better than me.
I brother, we gotta prove it.
We gotta prove it.
Let's go ask a girl.
We gotta ask a girl.
Go ask a girl?
We gotta ask her some type of girl or someone like a professional like, I'm on the line
bro, you're a sub five, I'm an MTN working on an LTN and I'm a one day via HTN.
You're extraterrestrial.
You're the leader of this planet.
Nope.
That's who you are.
Sub five, I can't hear you.
Sub five, sub five.
I'm calling you 8 out of 10 right now.
Right now
You haven't looked at a little better recently, but right now you're probably
Oh my God!
No, I would do the talking.
I'd be like, who looks better?
Me.
So let the girls, like one girl on TikTok live.
That's it.
Go for it.
Go.
Come on, man.
Come on.
You don't want to go desktop?
Like, just quick then?
We can do whatever you want to do.
Why are you getting nervous?
I'm not your girl right now.
I'm not your girl.
I'm not chatting.
We can do whatever you want to do, chat.
Whatever you want to do, we can do it.
Let's view.
Let's view.
Let's view.
Let's view.
Let that?
Yeah.
You see? I think.
One girl, literally that's it.
One is one.
No best of three, no best of one.
That's the best of one, okay?
Okay, but how do we pick the girl?
Cause I'm gonna be honest.
If we get the girl there, she's like an Asian girl.
First girl, first girl, first girl, the first girl.
The first girl, it can be the first girl.
I'm gonna have to talk.
I don't even have to talk.
I'm not fucking flirting with anyone this is just okay now what now what you want me
to do it yeah you want me to do it you want you want my tiktok live yeah my
I'm on an ingest chat.
Let's see if you see it.
Okay.
We're not going on a monkey chat.
We can't go on a monkey.
Wait, which one is yours, dude?
This is mine.
Wait, is that yours?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What is that?
That's my for you page.
You want to see my for you on my phone?
It's kind of...
I'm gonna do five swipes, okay?
Bro, why do you have fucking bass maxed out?
Can you, uh, put much out of it?
Let's get one more squabble.
Let's go to New York right now.
You're chossed
Who chopped dude trying to figure out who's less chopped
Yo bean thank you for the five gifted bro
I haven't
Can you I don't have it easy
You don't have that
Maybe different account
I don't know it's gonna work because I never made with the screen mirror
Alien versus predator
We both are good but I'm just saying I look better.
See it never works for me.
Literally one.
Okay.
Now we start to try to do what first began to do.
Hey, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I love me a nice I love me a nice hot man
What do I say and go live?
No, no, you don't go live.
Lunky, NPC, I haven't been live on my account a minute.
You don't go live, you join a live.
Oh, what do I do?
Yes, I follow everything.
The New York Selenium lies.
Yeah, bro, what is this for you, man?
No.
That's a quote.
She's got a great quote.
Oh, why do I buy boxing?
Let me know.
I'm not choosing.
You choose.
Oh, yeah.
I bet you won't.
Her Instagram is... I'm gonna give you her Instagram, I'm just gonna say it, so be ready.
Alright.
Hello, can you hear me?
Hello?
What the hell?
That was good, uh... how old are you?
18?
What? If I get on the border there, Jesus.
All right, yo stop out of people stop
Yo, did you're did your camera top of my people?
Could get this guy to do it
I'mma do a normal thing.
Are you gonna say anything?
Yeah, yeah, come on.
Yo, you're trying to print a lot of it.
I posted a drone.
Jose, why don't you do that?
I hate people that do that.
Why don't you post?
I was doing it for a while.
Just to base on it like...
I should have put it this one, though.
Not saying I hate them.
I don't think you need those.
I have a truck ladder.
I didn't know you were going.
I'll take it with me.
I don't even got to talk, bro.
You might make the mic noise.
Just go here.
Okay, you guys.
Add me for money?
Yeah, right.
I'm not giving her money.
Just so to fucking bait, bro.
and me
yo AK chef, thank you for giving me a day
what's that, I have laces
how about some totally fashion
oh my god, my hair is dry
I just tried to fuck you
one question
oh my god, bro
tell me why
earlier when I was straight, I was getting ready to know what to do
Yeah, but you guys are going to change the song.
Zero hold up, let's get it.
Yeah, we're happy.
Wait, Fawcett, she's about to look at the chat?
I mean, no time, I was over there.
Look at the chat, look at the chat.
Wow, that's a lot of things.
It's only two people in here.
Oh, I want to!
Pop it, I'm so crazy, you guys.
Yeah, you're popping.
Hey, you're popping.
Hey.
Drop down on how your dance is going.
Drop a hundred.
I don't want to pop those nights going.
Let's do it, let's do it, take a sleep down.
Lacey's saying that's me.
Oh, kind of dude, really?
Lacey, a child.
Hi everyone, thanks for joining.
My bear, I like you very much.
Your profile picture, listen profile picture, are you child?
It's me.
No fucking wonder, bear.
Hi everyone.
Dude, they're airheads!
I'm lazy, I'm lazy, okay.
Am I missing something?
She's gonna do it, bro.
Come on, put too much wood together, please.
Thank you so much.
She asked for a go.
Thank you so much.
Your viewers are going, huh?
I'm fucking giving her roses, Brad.
Yeah, Brad.
Hi, thank you so much for joining us.
Thank you.
No, I had a pump fade.
What's all this doing?
Holy shit.
She's got another guy, man.
Maybe you guys can follow.
Oh, we can't get out of this shit!
It's your fucking blip-fop, did you get it?
No, it's not!
So, no, Lacey, I don't have what you see outside.
Okay.
I'm a race.
I'm the Space Center girl.
Not bad sounds, girl.
I wonder, hey, stop! Hey, stop! Don't do that.
No, stop. Okay, no.
No.
You're like being bad right now.
Yo, he's being bad. My son's being bad.
You're dead!
He doesn't know how to act.
I don't have the lifestyle this year.
Hey, Michael, you're dead-ass, take a look at scamming, bro.
Add me, quick question.
I said add me.
He's bad, mom.
Add me.
Wait, they're saying someone accepted.
Add Lacey?
What's with Lacey?
Put that shirt out.
Okay, why? I don't know if he's scared of you or not.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, dad, this is amazing.
Nice, Jason.
What do you want to do?
I don't know.
It's fun though.
But what are you all doing tonight?
Are these NPCs?
Like, actual question.
Oh, you got no motion.
Why are there so many of you?
What the heck?
Oh, oh.
Is she entry?
So, Rob.
Can I see who looked better?
Oh, them big.
What's wrong with them big though?
I'm gonna go get them.
Please?
I'm gonna give up.
Wait, I see.
Wait, Korean? Are you good?
I see. I see.
No? That's the name, I'll leave.
He was.
Are you giving up?
We're going to be the next 10 people to follow me.
You fell?
Did I ask?
We were on the highway, where were we at?
We were just on the road.
We were hearing a scraping sound.
And it literally just...
Something was screaming.
So we were looking back at the driving.
And sparks were just shooting out.
And then we just fell out.
from the bike?
Yeah.
Okay.
Holy shit.
Meat mountain body.
Never ever eat a meat mountain.
Never ever eat a meat mountain.
Well you crashed a bike?
Yeah, I crashed a 14.
14.
Wait, that's...
Are you?
Wait, I heard you about a hop-on right about now.
You got my hop-on.
Are you dead ass?
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not, I'm not shit.
I am.
Are you dead ass?
I'm not.
Yeah, I think everyone's hot.
You got it?
What do you mean?
Wait, you being serious?
That they're like talking?
What happens to that energy answering?
You like that one.
You nearly told me.
Here, we're going to get on.
I never said that shit.
He's already on trend now.
I'm not on trend.
You hop on that down?
Look at this, boys.
And they go back.
Taste-telling is back.
We are.
We are all here.
Well, it's a taste-telling, but.
So maybe you come to Peptide Boys?
Peptide Boys?
Not much out?
No.
Yeah, this is like the starting group, too.
Like, you know, it could be the best.
Yeah?
You going to the stand for tomorrow?
Yes, journey your first pick who's making me first? Oh wait, you're not happy
Oh, you're probably the best players in the draft
Nah
Can't do that
I'm gonna let you see as much as you can
You know what run up? I told me
Yo, he's raising some stuff. I read. Okay. I'm not doing that. No, I talked to him
You know, he eats a thousand calories a day.
And then he tells himself, huh?
Yep.
OK, that's like, that's a disease.
Yeah.
No, that's not the same as a eating disorder.
But Reddit definitely suppresses.
No, he told me he did have eats like 300 calories a day.
OK, well, that's like, two bananas a day, just
what should I say?
That's like an axiomus.
No, that's Reddit.
No, that's not.
I'm saying throwing yourself out.
No, throwing yourself out is bad.
But everyone at Reddit that I've talked to eats like one
meal a day, like, and they don't even
I heard that because you lose the fat in your pubic area and make sure your pubic area is purer.
No, it'll make your skin bigger because you've got fat.
My nipples are low-key like the same distance as Jason's eyes.
Yeah, I've seen that chat.
Oh my god!
You have really small nipples.
And like chocolate too, to save nipples.
Chocolate too?
Like low-key.
Let's ask Ron, be completely unbiased.
Looking right now.
100 mil, I'll do it.
No, 10 mil, 10 mil.
10 mil, I don't think I can do it in my place.
I'll do it for a second, I'll do it for five mil.
There's no question.
Five mil is gonna get me that well.
That wasn't even a question.
There's no question.
A mil?
No, there was no question.
I'll do one mil per back shot.
That's...
No, we're gonna argue right now.
Who straight up, like looking at us right now,
looks better.
I mean, bro, I'm not in pie.
The thing is with you, is when I say this to you,
you actually get offended, but I'm like,
it's like me though, like you call me like,
I look fat, right?
I don't think you're fat,
but I guess if you look like a little bit.
It's that military cut.
It's the military cut.
When you had your old haircut, I was like,
I don't know, I've seen some.
I just don't like how this-
Wait, my buzz cut?
Yeah, it's like, this is like too square.
Like you should blow your hair fully out.
Well, I am in the process of it.
But don't go buzzed.
No, you don't have the hair to do that.
No. Your hair doesn't-
Your hair, like, long, long.
That's why they're like, long.
You could like you could slick it back. It'll be sexy. I'm in my fucking mafia boss
But you don't look bad like I don't know why like I thought about my stream
I saw your tiktok where you like
Like you're cool like you look I don't know
But like you know, you know the quiz up yeah
Wait, no
Bro, well, I hear the things like when I have my head shaved everybody's like, oh
You look better with your hair grown out and then I grow my hair out now. It's oh you look like a lesbian
I don't even know I just can't wait. I actually
Right here. No, no, no, I'm just I me personally I like my buzz cut
If you do a good put that down, bro
Let's cut and you grew facial hair like all the way around. I don't think I can do that
I'm just fucking hop on everything here now, huh?
Minoxidil, redda, Pepepie?
Why do you keep kind of looking so fucking hot?
Apparently, I'm not kidding. Apparently, if we start taking redda, we both need to buy the summer.
That's what I'm going to be told about.
No, I got to be the same name.
Like, who told you that?
Reddify just told me that.
Dude.
Reddify told me if I get on it right now, by the summer time, I'll be at the summer.
You would. I actually did a lot of research on peptides.
There's no research to be done for the summer.
No, there is. There is.
look at my frame
imagine this
imagine this T right here
don't hop on him
just do it natural
just literally
they see the V
carousel
imagine if I had the frame bar
everyone's like
get out of my fucking way
imagine
we should go to
this summer
Let's all go to a bodybuilding place.
You know what I'm saying?
Like there are things we should all participate.
We should boil up our bodies.
Whoa.
And let's get on stage with that.
I like that.
I actually got to be huge though.
Oh, we are huge.
No, but I'm not gonna lie.
Already told people,
because people were already concerned about it.
I'm not gonna be competing.
I'm not telling people that.
Because people were worried like,
oh, at least he's not so ready.
He's gonna be a bodybuilder.
He's gonna be competing.
That's cheating.
I actually wonder what you look like
with the Six-Fact.
It doesn't make you gain muscle.
It makes you retain the muscle.
Yeah, you think I'm hitting it?
No, it's hard to hit it.
Apparently, you don't.
It's hard.
You don't have to.
You do.
Now you don't have to.
You could hit a game winner?
No, we didn't.
You could hit it.
Wait.
You did actually, I'm not even kidding.
Your eyes are the same distance as my nickel.
It's like, natural.
You're built like a 13-year-old.
Oh my god, apparently, you could have said a game winner.
You look at those TPLs that I've shared.
Who has a clip? Who has a clip? Who has a clip?
Yeah, we just film house.
What?
I just remember something when I was 13. I was there like you.
Okay, well you're like an 11 year old...
You're a little boy, I'm a man, and you're a little boy, man, you're worlds.
Bro, you have so many fucking snacks.
It's good.
I got drew after his birthday.
Come on, man.
I got drew a little bit of snacks for his birthday, bro. What is this?
Is this a snack?
Yeah, it's a snack. It's a great snack.
It's a great snack.
It's fucking good.
The last time we smoked.
Wait, what was the last time we smoked?
We smoked, we ended up sure we went to dinner
and we just fucking feasted.
Oh my God, hold on.
We gotta watch this.
You don't remember that?
I don't remember.
It was mom's birthday dinner.
Oh.
Wait, hold on.
Smoke.
Greetings to doctors.
Spencer Jones on him.
Here's the bill.
He's the best in the league. He actually is the best in the league
No one says bam when they shoot he really hit it like I hate how people disrespect him
How is he not in the MVP conversations? He's dropping 50 at night
SGA clears SGA clears
He's leading the league in scoring.
I can't, I might be getting this argument right now.
I'm not chatting, this doesn't know ball.
He's leading the league in scoring.
Let's talk about how Cooper Flag is the next LeBron James.
Okay.
Mavs, future Mavs legend, on the way.
I'm not going to have a look at trying to go up.
I mean, Cooper Flag's good.
I think he went like really good.
Cooper Flag, that's all.
Check, Cooper Flag's actually going to be probably
realistically top.
He's literally only 18 to him.
He'll be top three player in the league within three years.
Yeah.
How many points did Luca score this game?
Let me check real quick.
I'm getting a skinny PB dreams movie on.
A what?
That's a movie.
What is it like?
Is it protein smoothie?
Protein?
Yeah, I'll do it.
Luca, okay, here's another thing that people know.
I hate it.
It's disrespectful is what it is.
Austin Reeves puts 30 up a night.
Luca, 30 points triple double game winner.
He's the best in the league.
Don't say here we go, no, no, no.
Luca's the MVP of the NBA right now.
Austin Rees is 50-50 though.
He's not 50-50 though.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not 50-50.
32, 30, 31, 25, 19, 16, 50.
No, but you see how it goes from 18-12.
Well, yes, but this is when he came back off injury.
This is when he came back off injury.
But Austin Rees.
Or when I was watching, he was always 50-50,
but I don't walk all the way off much,
You got raided?
Taven, thank you for the raid, bro.
Appreciate that.
Appreciate that, man.
Luca is the MVP.
I don't care what anyone says.
He just gets disrespected too much.
Luca doesn't play defense.
That's my dog, bro.
It's literally my dog.
I've never seen a Red Bull can this fucking big.
I haven't either so tonight.
Why am I taking a Red Bull at fucking 8.30 p.m.?
Yeah, you got a chill, bro.
So we should play it for the number.
I was supposed to do a mod tournament.
A mod tournament?
A mod gaming tournament.
Wait, you want to do a mod thing with me?
What?
You get four mods, I get four mods, and we play like a series of games.
And we see who, like us in our mods, see who wins.
We would, I would win. I would win.
I would get it. I would get it.
No, but they have to actually be mods.
Then exactly
We're getting killed
Oh, yeah, because you probably gamers as mods my mods they're all gamers
I'm like looking at yo chat. What are we feeling tonight?
It's like I'm winning it's like I can't even play video games
So you went to the club sober and dancing a club sober yeah
No, no, no, one shot 100% you can have fun sober but you can have more fun not so
I have one shot like one maybe one half see me if you are you going to the party in two
days no Taris
I don't know about everybody, but that's right, I know.
Yeah, probably.
I told myself I love him.
You promise?
I did promise.
You promise, Tara?
I did.
I might pop in and out.
No, even if we pop in and out, no.
Let's go have a night, dude.
Let's have a night off.
Let's get fucking hammered.
Let's get blacked out, Jay.
Like, I'm talking about like 10, 15 shots.
I'm talking about like 10, 15 shots.
like I'm talking about like 10-15 shots to kill a blackout to the point where we
wake up the next morning and we don't even know what happened the night before
I don't, I don't get drunk, I don't get drunk.
I'ma, I'll pop out and have fun.
I got, but I don't drink, but I'm down.
Like if everybody's going, I'm down.
It's been so long since I've been out.
Lacey Lockett.
Guys.
I'm saying, you're better, bros.
You gotta hop on Redham, man.
Blueface better fight.
You better watch that.
Who is it, Blueface and Chibu?
Shibu?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sweet.
Wait.
Super hot fire and who?
Oh, that's like the white boy that says the n-word.
Who?
Super hot fire?
No, no.
You don't know who super hot fire is?
It sounds familiar, but I don't know what from.
Bro, it's like, it's the guy that he does the rap about.
Oh!
Super hot.
That's what it sounds familiar from.
So what's the lore behind this play? I don't get it.
Basically the other dude is like a crazy fucking racist and an open racist and...
This guy's a racist?
Yeah, yeah. Holy print of hell.
My god.
He has an elephant trunk in his pants.
I'm not gonna lie bro, is this a fair fight?
I feel like he's better just fucking...
See, he's better just demolish him.
Bro, this is not a fair fight, bro.
He's... this guy's nat... wait, what? I don't... I don't... I've never heard... like, I've never heard about it.
What is the...
So this guy right here is... he's just racist
He's fighting a black guy. Is that the story line like a open Nazi or some shit, right?
Okay, let's see the matchup
Get the bio
I
Was in God, I did not take a beat
No, no, no, I know I know I don't eat healthy or God I only eat unhealthy
I only eat healthy shit, please super hot fire down back. There's a place called New York chicken and gyro fire
It's just pure a gyro rice
See it's open
It's so fucking unhealthy. It's me and rice
Okay, we got a
Ah, that's just so much bigger.
No, Super.
The first round is always like the, it's not the deciding round.
It's like the feeling that we have.
Fuck.
Come on, Super!
Come on!
Oh, you keep diving into his fucking stomach.
What are we doing, man?
I mean, he's like actually just big he's just free frame on him
Yeah, what's the late difference here?
Let's go Super!
Come on Super!
Put on!
60 pound different?
Wow, he take that fight.
Yo, what is on to him?
Oh my...
Oh my god, he landed one!
Oh my god, he landed one!
Oh man!
Oh now he's mad, now he's mad, now he's mad!
No, no, no, but he's missy.
Wait, he's gassed.
I don't know, he's good.
You're push?
I'll get out like the body shot!
Oh my god, it's kid.
He's waited.
Okay.
Whoa, look.
Another one!
Woo!
Come on, baby!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god.
Oh
She gave up
That right hook
Yeah, he's a pure racist
I want to see the one he really landed in the face.
Right hook she landed a right hook on
Chat they're both gas I don't know who
Oh my god.
Yo.
Only seconds time out of him, oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, don't get too cocky don't get cocky don't get cocky don't get cocky
Who's grabbing a breath
Oh
I'm not a shillin' shillin'!
I'm already in the one!
What the fuck is on my screen?
What the fuck are you doing?
Whoa, whoa!
WHAAAAAT?!
Nah, that was a sub, bro. That's not a knockdown.
It's backstow. It's backstow.
You might fuck the one I hit the E-move.
Shit, shit.
Oh...
Come on, he's eating him, though.
That slow ass hook uppercut whatever the fuck it was
Which has she moved a main event. Oh shit. Oh, no
Come on hold on
He's got
Oh, my God.
Okay.
What?
Really?
That's not strong.
They are both gassed.
He's not getting any more body shots now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
That was the count right there.
Check, check, check.
Check, the white dude is blocking the body shots now.
So all Super Hot Fires to do is just catch one and tell him a real box, and then
He's a boxing professional.
Oh, oh, oh, he's getting, he's getting dominating.
Oh, come on, go, go.
Okay.
Oh, he got him again.
Oh
I don't know
That's kind of tough that's
That's gotta be a point deductive know he tackled them
It's not?
I'm gonna be honest, the fact that Superhot Fire already went to round 3 with that much
of a weight difference?
Who's that?
Oh, it's him.
What the fuck?
He's listening to music?
Mid?
Who's that?
What the fuck, he's listening to music?
Mid fucking arrest?
Who is he?
Yeah, he's different.
That's a new shit.
Never seen that, mom.
Oh, he touched the...
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
He's holding him.
Raph!
Raph!
What is that?
That was crazy.
He's getting the ship out of him!
No, he's just doing it.
He's getting the ship out of him.
That's not fair, that's not fair.
Oh, he got him again! Oh, they're just throwing haymakers!
Knock his ass out!
Come on, come on!
Oh
Someone's gonna knock out oh he's done
Yeah, super high-fives in here knocked out. He looks
He's chillin, right. He's winning this round. He's winning the round cuz I know but he's wrong
You don't understand when they're throwing haymakers. He has 60 pounds. His puns are hitting way harder
No, I know but he's gonna get knocked out. He's just got a last one minute 30
Look, he's gas you gotta win 130. Oh
My god
Leave it all
Oh
What are they doing?
Is he throwing up?
He's hiding.
No, he's so tired.
Dude.
I'm not here right now.
Well, I'm all...
Hey, Rob, he's choking him out a little bit there.
Oh my God, he's so tired.
Oh my God!
He's so tired though.
Look at his hands on the knees.
Oh
He did it
Yo, it's him or second the fuck don't lose
I think you did it, I think you did it, I actually think you won.
I think I super won.
Get up, bro, you won, get up!
Get up!
It is the same girl.
Did you see Silkie?
Get up, bro!
Apparently Silkie's down like 10 bands today.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, that was a good fight.
That was better than the last UFC fight I went to!
Get the fuck up, man!
You won!
What is that tat? What tat?
I do not think gypsy one that at all
yeah all the people screaming gypsy one like you might as well you just outing
yourself with this claim dude
Super high! Super high!
That's a fact!
It's big death in every field!
That's real shit!
Shhh! Shhh!
That was shit!
That's big shit!
That's real shit!
Here we go!
We almost have a man!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a split division.
What?
What?
You want it?
You want it?
You want it?
You want it?
Wait!
Wait!
Shhh!
Oh!
Oh!
What?
What's going on?
You're doing super. Just one score at this bout 29, 28, super hot fire.
Okay.
What the fuck are you doing, Payson, gang?
What are you doing?
Just two scores at this bout, 29, 28, gypsy crusader.
Super won that last round. He won that last round.
Bro, you give me your fucking hand, bro.
Even rampage Jackson is saying that's bullshit
Yo, that's crazy he did not win that fight
I
Really
Bros in the Frank Ocean
He's the only one landing punches and he's been he's what?
Like like gypsy crusader was throwing punches, but he wasn't really connecting like look he's missing them all
Oh
Now it is not on Twitch I don't think he's gonna he's not gonna say anything crazy
They don't want to be on camera.
Yo.
Yo.
Hey, I don't get, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I do not give a fuck.
What the judges say, Gypsy just got his ass kicked.
I don't buy a dude 60 pounds lighter than him.
I don't care.
Gypsy just got his ass beat by a dude 60 pounds
and four inches smaller than him.
I don't give a fuck.
He got his ass beat.
Left seat, no there, I'm Florida.
It's the same as I will at judge any one.
What's that, man?
It's a sanction event on the Florida State Applied Commission.
We have nothing to do with that.
These judges are provided from Florida.
No control over that. I feel the same exact way.
We can't even put it to the judges though again and again.
This happens all the time at every sport.
How do you embrace this, judges bro?
I literally had to have been.
We'll put it around the judges though.
The judges make this.
Wow.
Yeah.
Can I be honest with you guys?
You know, I'm not going to listen.
I'm going to be honest.
If we could just stop briefly for a second,
can you just put the camera back on me?
Oh, sure.
Thank you very much.
Listen, guys, this is the sport of boxing.
I have no control of this.
Nobody here does.
This is the state of Florida athletic commission.
If you thought it was Rob, I'm sorry.
That's for the fans of the side.
I can't be biased here.
I have the state of Florida decision is made.
You might feel it was wrong.
You might feel it was right.
I can't say anybody.
This is my man.
I host it.
But thank you to the Florida state athletic commission.
If they wanna discuss why they thought it was the way it was, whatever.
I don't care what I think.
I don't know, girl.
I think it's the way it was.
I'm sorry.
You go one that shit, man.
How do you want that stuff?
I got you on it.
One hell of a show tonight.
Thanks.
Thank you.
The last one I was here-
The literature?
Was great.
And this was even better.
That's what I think.
Thank you.
What is that?
Yo, Ben.
News?
What's been that?
Shit, everybody should go by that crowd.
That's crazy.
Everybody should go by that crowd.
Ben!
out as tight. Yeah. I'm supposed to be getting cuffing. Oh my
god. Yeah. I was doing it. Let me be right back. Cuff him.
Come on. Cuz we need you right now. You might be the only
savior we got. Everybody can y'all give it up for uh cuff him
real quick. It's over with my. All right. So, I don't know
what the fuck just happened. I just went down brother. I
ain't gonna lie. I'm happy for my nigga. Super hot by
nigga he did what he's supposed to do my nigga fuck the judges fuck all that he
went in there two different body types and put it on for the black nigga shot
a super high okay so about this we're not mad at you bro I won't let you know
nigga come out we gonna praise you buddy you went crazy you did good we're
I love you real shit. Okay. Okay. You did put on
You know Chee-Boo my man's I think Chee-Boo just wanted more, but we won't see I think Chee-Boo wanted more
Okay, so we're gonna see how they come up. Did you put your bet in on
All the way, but we're here for the boss my nigga
I'm proud of you bro way so chat so now it's blue face and she boo this blue face box
Yeah, she moves good
She was actually
Yeah, who wants to put money on who face anybody
We could put a lot of it against you below
Hello?
Local money on Blueface?
He's fighting, she's...
Wait, what are the odds for it?
Who has Blueface fought before?
Blueface?
I think he's fought.
It's 190 pounds versus 240 pounds, there's a huge weight difference.
Oh, that was for the last fight.
It's 50-50 odds?
Oh
Blue face just got out of jail
She boo got mad experience
You got mad power and his damn is not bad for a fat dude like Amy lost mad weight
You're waiting on blue face
Okay, now man, it's gonna make it interesting. Okay. Yeah, I won't I'm gonna be honest
I'm happy either way cuz I was she was my man. I want she would have win but if face was I get a hundred
Interesting, okay deal deal deal deal deal deal
Okay, okay. Oh shit. Hey yo
to
This was the scorecard
Dwayne Deshaun Stephenson, that fucking, wait, that's a God's name?
No, no, no, no, no, I think these are the judges.
No, that's their names, bro, that blue corner versus red corner.
say he and full government is crazy. Yeah, so third round, third round, first... I don't
even know what I'm looking at. I'll be honest, there's no point in looking at the show.
Oh wait, these are three different judges. Yeah. Okay. So this judge right here said
that he won every round.
Yo, bro, there's no point in looking at this game.
I'm going to be honest.
Start putting on a tip there.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
This judge right here is saying that he, Gypsy won every round.
Am I bleeding or something?
Wait, Mario Pereira's manual, they're all Hispanic.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Look at that.
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
We're in my blue trunks.
Everybody, let's give it a try.
Oh, blue!
Hey!
Oh, poor thing.
Are they pooing?
No, no, no, it's all right.
It's all right.
I'm in my command to protect yourself at all times.
You're good here and up.
You're good here and up.
He didn't touch love.
That's not what we do here.
How we do it?
He doesn't have to touch them.
What the fuck?
What do you do with that?
Here we go.
This rest is about to make it about her.
She's about to make it about her, bro.
Let's go, Chimo.
You're a stance.
Nice stance.
First hand on the floor.
He's not going to pop.
Oh, he's power-wrapped.
Oh
I
Watch
Blue does look good
I think she was gonna knock him out.
Hello?
Hello?
What happened?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're not a single person to shut it.
You're not a round number.
I appreciate you and love you very much.
All you streamers, you're winners.
Stop talking around.
Yeah, after party, a tap move.
There you go, Chief.
Mr. Jones is cracking in that team.
We're going to the first.
Yeah, we're going to the first.
Oh, it's a down first.
That's a down first.
Oh, I think they kicked it out.
I put it away from Anthony.
Oh, set him up.
Set him up, don't you?
Yeah, here we go.
See that weak point.
Let's go, Chibu Cardio W.
Come on, Chibu.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, Chibu.
What the fuck is going on?
Give us a fucking ready, man!
YOOOOOO!
They fall out!
That's all alone!
Wait, the round is going now!
What, they called it a push?
What does that mean?
Wait, where the timer's going?
Give us a round and we'll have a crack!
What's going on?
What's going on?
You don't know what's going on!
You don't know what's going on!
Yeah
She was waiting for that.
She was waiting for that.
Whoa!
That's a great one.
Yeah, he did.
Look how she's only watching him.
Yo, she's only watching Shibu.
She was watching Shibu and I felt a good faith.
She respected me.
I was watching Shibu.
I need to run and grab him up the stairs.
What's the accident?
Oh, you didn't even land a ton.
You put your phone closer to the ground.
Really?
Let's go.
Let me take a point for that right down to your left.
Do you need to say that?
I'm a fan of Bill Sayes, but I don't know you.
I did the one-one.
I did the one-one.
And please go.
You've got to be careful.
I'm going to say it's a little bit.
I'm going to say it's a little bit.
It's worse than blue things.
No, no, no.
It's worse.
It's worse.
You don't get time.
He does that part.
He's ready to go.
He's ready, Wyatt.
They're both ready.
No, no, no.
This must go separated.
Yeah, this must go separated right here.
It's four parts.
Yeah, this must go separated right here.
Oh
Machine with a lot of energy
Everything
I've seen it.
Oh my god, he came in a bit.
Oh, he got up a cut on him too, I can't believe that.
Yeah, he's got some dangerousness.
This is the end of the game.
He tied it up, not you.
I think I did watch that.
Right.
New mouthful because he tied.
Yeah, police tire.
He's not agreeing to it, though.
Come on, dude.
Yeah
I am.
I am.
Time for what?
Okay.
They got it.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
I can't let him do.
Five seconds.
He's here.
Who won that round?
I did too much.
You will be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Come on round four guys.
Oh, here we go.
Going to work on it.
Round four, let's go.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you think Google could've survived longer?
No, I think Chief was a better boxer than me.
OK.
He's got more experience.
He's got blue-fade for the fight, so you've been out,
right?
That's right.
His first fight is a heavyweight, tro.
Yeah, no, yeah, yes, he ain't knocked the Kings out yet.
In jail, was she moved?
Sorry, Chalice.
We'll be fighting.
The good fight's left on 19th.
Everything's gas, Jack.
If she boobins one...
We got to have...
No, he got it.
It's got Snot coming out of his nose.
Oh, he definitely got... he definitely got that.
That ain't... that ain't...
Shit.
You're having that... that hand point.
You see that?
We got a bad left around four.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait a minute.
Whoa!
You hit it with an uppercut there?
Whoa!
He landed!
Oh, we got him again!
Oh, we got him!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, jeez, move!
Keep your shoulders connected!
Welcome down, jeez!
Woo!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I
It's just been a perfect out there for him to seem angry all the time, make him seem more calm than that.
He's learned his shit.
Oh, there you go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Turn it around.
Turn it around.
What are y'all saying?
What are you looking at?
See it with Chibu.
Say Chibu, I'll see you, baby.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
He didn't get it?
He didn't get it?
He didn't get it?
Why didn't he get it?
No, you stop it.
You are working.
Team Blue!
They got that on the pitch.
Oh, my God.
Please, come on, fight!
Let's go, Dev.
Come on, Blue!
I'll see you.
I'll see you.
They can fight.
They can set the fouls up.
Yeah, but he actually...
Yeah, but he looks good.
Oh
Oh
I
Come on, come on, come on, finish him.
Come on, she moved, come on, bro.
This is your round, man, you gotta make it happen.
You gotta make it happen.
Oh my God.
That's good, that's good.
Put the weight on them, put the weight on them.
strategy please, a minute left, a minute left, please, please, oh my god,
he's gonna sleep him, he's gonna sleep him, he's gonna sleep him, come on, come on,
she moved, he's gonna sleep him, come on, oh my god, he won't, he won't, oh my god, wait,
Give it all you got!
Oh look at this man.
Is for the bell?
Ladies and gentlemen, the decision is in.
It is a unanimous decision.
All three judges sing about the same way, 58-56 by unanimous decision out of the blue corner.
Jeebo!
Wait!
Let's go!
Okay!
Okay!
Yes!
Maybe that last row was a deciding one.
I
Called you I facetime you I said the root Ruga they were gonna let him fight blue face cuz you know
They wasn't at a skill level. I called you like a week notice. You said eight and please give me this moment
I'm ready. How did you know what did you feel bro?
You gotta get some work together
you far amazing bro first time I have you wait I give you your props again
despite what's kind of put together last minute was so hard to get
I don't know that's a good fight can we get you back in your bro can we see
you back in fucking Lacey man you know damn what you're gonna lose your
whole money on your own fight card I definitely wouldn't score that you
know it's decision I give it 42 it was unanimous shout out to Brarist shout
the Brarist. If you do get back on Brarist, do you want to rematch or who do you want to fight?
I probably won't get back on Brarist because you tampered with the bet.
Never that. Never that. I don't know what he's talking about. Chibu! Chibu!
Fuck what they talking about. You're the champion of this Brarist shit. What's next for you
You're a rarist.
Loose and weight niggin'.
Guys, this sixth round is,
tells me I need to do more.
Come on, wait, cruise the way on the wave.
Cruise the way on the wave.
Cruise the way on the wave.
She's been real quick about the price for you.
They said this fight wasn't gonna happen
unless you did six rounds.
They didn't think your cardio could do it.
Oh man, I'm here again.
I'm here, bro.
I'm here to work.
Against all odds, all adversities.
I'm right here, bro.
Thank you guys, bro.
I told myself before I got on this ring,
I'm gonna go see the day. I told them
Congratulations, you know you deserve that shit
Pause right now, but she will please look like those
They'll be fucking
I personally thought you know I need to Brarist number 13 was the greatest past Brarist were to keep elevating keep going crazy
This will be the last
I mean shout out she before forgetting to win but that was a good fight though
from I don't know much about boxing and scoring but from from me watching it I
don't know
I'm not a lot yet like I thought bluefish was dodging all like people wasn't
letting anything and bluefish was letting more punches in each round
I don't know though some of the angles I couldn't see you punching I didn't
I don't know if you missed an uppercut or a lady, but.
Dodging punches are not equal, man.
I'm not sure if I'll pull it, but.
I already saw that, I already saw that.
Hey, W Sheba would've fucking chatted, man.
Sheba's 11-1.
11's even, he's been in 11 fights.
Aiding got caught gambling, what do you mean?
I didn't miss him as I'm fights.
You can probably do that.
The fighters can bet on their own fights.
Where's Suki at?
And now, Swaley?
Well, what do you better do now?
Hold on, a little Riz action.
What's up guys?
Suki Doki Woo?
Is he Rizzen?
I love that! I love that!
I love that! I love that!
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But I had up
The last two fights I personally would have given would have had opposite decisions, but that's why I'm not a fucking boxing judge
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie kind of room this shake because I keep sipping plastic
Let the thugs get a fight. I have pilot. He's ready to fight whoever on burn risk.
I know, but he's ready to fight whoever.
All right, bro
Appreciate the hundred
What's Bitcoin
Oh my god
Bitcoin at 72 almost not bad at all. You're gonna practice yes tonight. I got it at 64. That's pretty fucking good, bro
Yeah, I'm gonna try to see us for a little bit for sure.
Okay. You need a beer.
No, I don't. You're gonna see. You're gonna see.
Hey, you're gonna do tomorrow.
All right. Trust me, I'm the first pig, Jay.
Trust me when I say that.
I'm gonna pick up. I'm gonna pick you up.
Oh, yeah.
That's the year, though? Year? Year, though?
Yeah, I know who SuperHoffBio is.
Okay, posting...
What is this, fucking 2023 chat?
for each other, what are we doing posting girls in a column?
I'm not saying W stream, I'm not ending stream.
Why do y'all just stiff? I'm not gonna lie, you guys put the W stream thoughts in my head.
When y'all say W stream after every segment, it puts the thought of ending stream in my head.
I'm so fucking do it's crazy.
You've done it every day this week you guys will see why I'm doing why I've done it every
day this week in like three days or four days. Y'all will see why. Because something that
I'm doing towards the end of the month I'm not going to be able to be on desktop that much
Now the question is do I get on CS first?
Look at you like degenerates in this hat, bro, oh my God.
After?
I'm not gonna lie, that was a great, uh, that was a great, um, fights I watched.
I don't know how the rest of the fights went earlier in the night, but those were great last two fights
Chai look you got to take a little tinkle-tink
All right, Chad, let's take a quick little tinkle-tink. Okay type your favorite type your favorite speedy mode in the chat YP
I was a child trying to be a man, I walked in an old mall, I was afraid.
What song is that that I'm singing?
I don't even know what song I'm singing.
I'm not even kidding.
I heard it in the car today.
Poppy's home?
Who's Poppy?
I'm Poppy?
My ears are bleeding OMG.
Mods, turn 18 plus on.
Why are y'all saying OMG, bro?
Kids come back in like 30 minutes if you're under the age of 18, all right
I have a booger I'm trying to pick right now. It's like stuck in my nose
Go night night little shits
Why are y'all saying pre-minus 20k like why are you even putting that in the fucking air?
You know how frustrating that is for y'all to even be putting that in there
I'm not even joking the fact that y'all just coming here and just to already take minus 20k put it in it put it
Put it that energy in the air is weird dude
It's just weird, dude
Like I don't know bro
Plus 50k focus Lacey you got this yo
I see snipes
If I come up you're getting tip money, bro. If I come up icy snipes remind me you're getting tipped, okay?
You know in a in an ocean full of negativity icy snipes had positivity, okay?
But
Chat we're about to hop on pack draw it in and add you guys know the deal
do it all the time. Very, very, my favorite sponsor. I want to see some very fun sponsor.
But we have a 20k balance and whatever we end with, I get to keep. So we are down. I'm
pretty sure for a lot of people who say, oh, scam, scam, brother, I'm down $60,000 in the
last three, three times. Okay. I'm not down about, down about $60,000 in the last
three sessions so yeah dude but if you guys are here it is only 18 plus we have
18 plus what on so it is no kids in the stream I always tell you I'm not waste
your money okay please do not if you want to play play with things that you
know you can think of it is already done okay and if you don't please don't
but if you want to sign up using code lacy just so you can get tipped if I
win. Go for it. Get a promo code for us. Doing it right now. Some battles in a code would be great.
Shut up fast or not winning anything.
Okay, but game time, game time, I love the negativity, love the negativity, love that
negativity even chat.
Thank you guys for the negativity, we appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
I'm starting off, I'm starting off, how I lost last time.
Starting off, how I lost last time.
30% borrow, 30% borrow.
I wanna win this bag so bad, bro.
I've literally even tried to win that bag.
Yeah, I'm telling you, all right, now,
if I win this bag ever, I'm keeping it.
Look how nice this is.
Look how nice this is.
I like, okay.
J, y'all got any pack shots?
Any shots or no in the chat, maybe?
Any shouts? It's a fruity ass bag, all right? It's not 18 plus, yet it is. I know I'm gonna
do parking lot, but I'm not just spamming parking lot like you guys want me to do, bro.
That's not a good method. I'm telling y'all, like straight up, it's just not a good
method. I just throw parking lots in there. Yes it is. No it's not. Do not put that
Patrick with the fucking thumb down dude. It's straight up is not a good
method. It's just not. You're of the drag game. I fuck with it. I'm a blind spot
Okay, and then I'm blind spots mid.
I don't even give a fuck about that.
I'm wishing well, also mid.
It's very low volatility though.
Supreme Jack out like this.
Okay, we're at 2,500 of these packs, 21.
Now let's go to 250s.
Here we go, chat.
I better not see you get to 40K and go down to zero.
No, trust me, I'm taking what I can get today, okay?
Can we all agree right now?
Can you guys all just put an okay in the chat?
Green do with the stuff up. We're taking what we can get today. All right, we're taking what we can get
We're not doing anything stupid. All right, we'll throw another parking lot in here
Like you guys got to actually be a good influence today, okay
Today's a day where we just have to come up even if it's just a little bit. All right guys
Just a little bit, okay?
Little 5,000, 5,000 stars.
I feel like this is bad, maybe six, 6,000 stars?
Or do I go crazy, 7,500 off the rim?
Because I'm do, I'm looky-do as hell, I'm looky-do.
Seven, okay, 7,500, so you got,
y'all, I don't know if you guys are just,
like you guys are just terrible influences on me.
I've noticed that straight up.
I've noticed it.
Fuck it, we'll throw two parking lots in at the end here.
Throw another prism and then we'll go over here
and we'll do two more from here.
This one, and we'll do another, okay.
All right.
Okay.
I need a new hype song.
Somebody give me a, you know what?
Okay, hold on.
We haven't done this one.
Come on, bro
Damn it!
Goal!
Goal!
Come on!
What is that?
Ah, good!
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This is a huge come up.
Come on.
Hey, we need to fucking flex.
We need to flex on it.
We need to get...
Oh my God, okay.
Oh my God, that was so pretty close.
We need to get something crazy, bro.
I want to flex.
I just want to...
Let's just run it the fuck up, bro.
Come on, give me something crazy here.
They wanted to get the beat.
They wanted to get the beat.
They needed this, needed this, needed this.
Bang.
Little 12k, little 12k.
Ok, ok, ok.
What was it?
It was, which one was it?
Which other was this, it was a 10?
It was like,
what was it?
It was that one?
Who came?
For what?
It was 2004.
Or was it not even Ronaldo?
What was it?
Maybe something that we've already claimed is why I got a voucher.
It was a one-of-one 2004 card.
That's why we say not to borrow.
Oh my god, I fucked up by borrowing.
here's the promo code by the way today if y'all want it promo code this is the
code it's this is it right here it's only the first 500 people get it and
people have been getting them super quick he said the last one was two
minutes so it's there but it's 11k where I don't even see it I can go to packs and
find it it was this pack it was this
Christianity on auto PSA nine authentic sign of the times oh it's not even a
of one oh it's out of a hundred I don't even give a fuck then wait it's out of a
hundred I don't care I thought it was a one of one oh I'm fine I'll take the
cash I'll take the 12k
you had 11k minimum
Maybe under some more, I'm broke.
Okay.
All right, Chad.
Chad, make a call.
Chad, make a call.
No, not parking lot, bro.
Make a call as in solo, make a call as in 1v1, 2v2, or 3v3.
For all of you saying code not working, that is a, it is a, it is a, not the sign of code.
to sign up code is Lacey to use the promo code.
You have to click the profile picture
and type it in here in the promotion code.
Sign up using code Lacey and then you have to do it here.
That's how it works.
He said it is working.
He could see how many people have used it so far already.
It doesn't work.
Well, I don't know what to tell you
because he told me it's working.
He told me how many people have used it so far.
It's just loading.
200 people have redeemed it already.
Okay, one-to-one 2v2, 6K battle.
Do I ride out the 2v2 hot streak until it misses?
Do I ride, that was low key a hot streak.
What if 2v2 is hot tonight?
Do I do no borrow here?
I'm gonna do no borrow.
I'm gonna do 7.5K.
Oh.
How much no borrow chat?
I won't, I'll take any of these bags, those are dope.
Sneak flow, wait, does that mean it's cool?
This one's mid.
I'll take a wash, not bad.
Five K or 6.7 K?
Okay, so y'all want me to do 6.7 K.
Like probably at 18 plus one on real.
Okay, throw a parking lot in there maybe.
Throw two parking lots in there.
Should I go to community packs?
Type in Lacey, see what's going on
in the community packs here?
Lacey new Rolex, okay, so it's just all watches.
How much 250 fuck it with her in there Lacey Balenciaga.
Okay.
I like this one 184 Lacey AMG.
All right.
Lacey Osempic, all right.
diamonds. Okay, I think there are a few community packs in there. Alright, any, any, any, any,
any shouts, any shouts. Oh no, no, do I have to redo it? No, when you go to the community
packs, it fucks it up. Okay, that's okay. Okay. Alright, 1% cars, I like this one, ice,
obviously the AP mega juicer,
because one of these times I'm telling you,
Chad, it's gonna hit it, go snowflake.
But Chad, the thing is with less,
with the issue is with less,
with less, with no borrow,
we can, we have to do less packs,
which makes the odds worse, you know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
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Why are y'all saying hold the only way I win is if I get a parking lot go that's the only
Any way I win is when I get a parking lot goal.
GG's in the chat, GG.
Wow just got fucking like just like just got like spit like might have a kid is spit on me
They looked at me laughed at me and just spit on me
3v3 borrowing 30%
Got to get a big hit actually let's do a chat battle
Let's do a chat battle oh
Okay, y'all have to guess the letter to get in y'all have to guess the letter to get in
Okay.
The letter goes before no, not in the chat, you dumb asses.
The letter goes before the question mark, okay?
It goes before the question mark.
You have to guess the letter.
The first people in, the first people who guessed the letter will get in, okay?
So bots don't fucking spin it.
You have to guess the letter before the question mark.
Guess the letter and input it.
Okay, that was extremely quick.
Holy fuck.
All right, Noxik is in.
There's one more person.
There we go.
Summer Noxik.
Here we go.
We'll see if anybody wins anything crazy.
Is that a gold almost shut the fuck up pig?
Okay.
Little $5 car, not bad at all.
Little $10 coupons.
Why are y'all still guessing code here in chat?
It's gonna.
Chad, if you're getting an error code,
it's because you didn't sign up with code Lacey.
That's why you have to sign up with my code
in order to get it.
Oh, wait a minute.
Noxics, shadowy, dubbing, golden jaguars for $131 each.
Congratulations.
Congrats, congrats, congrats.
Now it's game time.
Now it's game time.
Can we do one more?
Yeah, I have one more to do,
right after I win this battle.
Right after I win this battle,
I'm doing 30%, 30% and I'm doing a lot of packs here.
Okay, we're gonna start off.
Because this is important here, chat.
This is where she gets a little serious, OK?
Parking lot.
We're going to start off back-to-back parking lots.
We're going to start off with a prism.
We're going to do another two billionaires.
Nebula, like that.
We'll do the washroom line up.
Gucci, we'll do chrome.
We'll do juice.
Then we'll go back up.
We'll add another parking lot.
Then we'll do 50-50.
We'll add another parking lot.
Then we'll do deor luxury.
This one has some shoes.
Could get money back.
Borrow ruins it.
It doesn't, though, because I need to come up here.
Barrow doesn't ruin it because I need to come up here.
Because if I lose this, I'm done.
If I lose, I have nothing left.
Let's go to the higher wall.
Let's see what we can see.
Barrow costed you 6K on your first win.
So y'all are saying to do this with no borrow.
That's what you guys are saying right now, is do this with no borrow.
Because you guys realize if I do this with no borrow, it's only 28 packs.
It's 28 packs compared to like 45 packs.
I get 17 more chances on getting something crazy.
I'm borrowing.
I'm trusting my gut.
I'm trusting my gut.
Having more packs, in my opinion, is more upside, 35 packs.
You have a lot of gut to trust.
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First gold oh my god. No, it's a cold personal please give me something crazy. It's the same thing
It's the same thing
What are the odds of that?
Wait, we're still in it!
Wait, we're still in this, I think.
We're still in this.
We just need a goal.
Don't do that, please!
And they get another fight, dude!
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God, a parking lot gold.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I just want it.
Oh, my God, a parking lot.
Oh my God, I only got a $3,000 car.
It was only three bands.
I don't think that wins it.
I don't think that wins it.
It was a shitty car.
I don't think that wins it.
I don't think that wins it.
Oh my God, double!
Yes!
Double!
Please!
Please!
I think this does it!
Does that do it?
Does that do it?
Does that do it?
It's only $2,000.
Yes!
Yes!
Double parking lot!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Holy shit. That was so hard for no reason. That was insanely hard for no reason.
Drew's new car. No, I did not get you another car. Okay. I said I wasn't going to be greedy.
I have $21,000, split into two, leaves me with $5,000, leaves me with $5,000.
If I do one deal for like 5,000 with 80% spin rate, it'll get me to 5,200.
But is that even worth it?
That's only one other pack.
It's either worth it or not.
Is it even worth to do this?
67 parking lots 80% borrow or 75% borrow
You just hit it twice that's true
But that I hit this is the one I hit this is the one I hit isn't it yeah, I got these two cars
I could do this one, 1% cars, but it's more.
I feel like if we're going to do one, we've just got to do them all, but this one I could
This would only be 35 packs.
But parking lot would be 70 packs.
So what do y'all think?
I didn't even do parking lot.
Surely we're due to hit a parking lot.
You just hit two parking lots.
Yes, but it was bad hits.
Yeah, but it's still a hit.
No, it doesn't matter, it's bad hits.
Trust me, I have a feeling.
50 parking lots, 75% borrow, or do I just do a 5K battle?
What if I do a 5K battle?
it wins I do this. I think that's what we have to do. 1v1, 2v2, or 3v3.
1v1. That's so risky. Oh my gosh.
Pack draw, thank you for the 50 gifted. W pack draw to chat. I will do 1v1. No borrow.
What do y'all think, chat?
No borrowing a 1v1?
You guys know how risky that is?
I'm just praying for a hit or we just get fully rinsed.
Pedro another 15!
Pedro with the double 50 gift is in a chat.
Thank you for the 50s.
Add a Pokemon one in there, add a Balenci.
Not a Heartbreaker, not a Twisted.
Oh, we got a Twisted in there.
Okay.
Okay.
Chad, what are you up to? You don't think this hits?
This is where it starts getting just super like.
This is where a balance just fucking flies off the shelf.
See, look at how to balance this fucking flying ball, are we going to have 20 packs?
Is that even worth it with no borrow?
One of you won with twenty-three packs?
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I'm sad, but I think I did everything just to let you be
You've been walking past me, so I won't waste my breath
I'm lost, but I'm found, but it starts again and again
I'm lost, but I'm found, but I'm found
We about to win big who is we son I just lost big 52 is about to be a movie none
of this is a fucking movie
I'm such a crumb, bro. I just get bent over and fucked in the ass over and over again.
I'm a fucking loser, dude. I'm actually just bent over and fucked.
Can you stay there?
Can't even get one.
Can't even get in one.
Patra types in the chat, you do.
Hey, Patra, maybe add a little 5k to the balance.
Not a bad shot at all, Patra.
Patra, maybe add another little 5k to the balance.
Chad, that's nabs, nabs, nabs.
If you can do 15 push-ups, we'll give you 15 parking lot battle 3B3.
I don't even know if I can do it.
I have to work out in like two months.
I don't know if I can even do 15 pushups.
Straight up, don't even know if I can do 15 pushups.
Straight up, don't even know if I can do 15 pushups.
He said, how am I somehow getting you in the gym?
All right.
Straight up, don't even know if I can do 15 pushups.
I might be too strong, I don't compromise Over those no confidence, starting out together
Talking, stopping, having no consequences Drinking every night because we think them
out of accomplishment They didn't waste me, no, I'm bloating in
the night, class is special, they sayin' I'm bad, I don't really care, I just take
Hey, Patrick, that's 20!
Hey, that's 20!
That's an easy 20!
That's an easy 20!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
3v3, no borrow.
18 parking lots.
Why don't you say no?
That was literally the deal.
I'm due.
I
He's caught, got a big slice
With a rubber butt calm
I'm going to be a spray of cash and bread
Are you ready to start?
Say there
NOOOOO!
What???
I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna get you
Oh my god, here
We're in, we're in, we're in
We're in! We're in! We're in! We're in! Please get me something crazy! What is that?!
What the fuck is that?!
I don't get the 17k, should I just, I have to split it, I think, I have to split it,
That's a free 6K though.
That's a free 6K though.
I just did 20 push-ups for six vans.
Nice, fucking 80 parking violations in my shit.
check. Not a bad shot at all. Not a bad shot at all to run a little heat check, is it?
I'm cashing 15, and I'm running this five watch,
watch and learn how a pro does it.
The fuck?
Make a calm chat.
I'm feeling 2B2, I don't know why.
I'm feeling 2B2, and I'm feeling 25% borrow.
I'm feeling leaked, de-gloved, leaked.
Let me do the ones I actually care about.
I have a little parking lot in there, present maybe.
What are the odds?
I'm not gonna lie though my parking lot luck like I've gotten in but facts are no I haven't gotten shit
Like y'all know what I mean like I literally haven't gotten good shit from any of it
Golden playing cards, what the fuck holy shit this game looks fun
All right, I'm going to add a few of these, how many of your parents, okay.
Oh, so risky.
Chey often I come up on this battle or no be honest with me
What am I tripping my you know am I stupid it's due it's telling me chat oh my god
it's literally telling me it's do it's telling me that it's do 27 packs
well this is no borrow so if I do 25% borrow I can get another $1,500 worth
There's even snowys here fucks snowy he's a little bitch
Are you saying three not gonna lie chat whether
Here we go. You're ready yet. You're ready
34 packs 25% borrow it's so do it's so do 2v2 2v2
Which I have taken the 6k
Yes? Oh my god. Why are you guys telling you this now? Nox, I can feel a heater coming.
I could be sick.
Feeling like P. Diddy.
Nice!
Brush my teeth with the bottle of Jack.
Come on!
I'm not seeing enough people spending gold in the chat right now, bro. We're in the middle of this. I need some hype
When the light's gone, talking about the party
On the bottom of the world
Come on!
The one that's one and one
That's making flies beat
And go, look at me
When the light's gone, talking about the party
On the bottom of the world
Where's the gold?
Give me a gold!
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
The one and one, but that pretty
I got a face hoodie?
Worked out all it takes is one bolt, but I'm not even kidding, just one bolt.
Come on, come on, come on.
My god, an LV bracelet?
A chain? How much is that chain?
$2,000?
Okay.
Maybe she's not there.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Go!
Hold on to the watch!
Gold on our AP!
Gold on ice!
Give me something good!
That's like three bands.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Double...
Oh my god, another gold.
Move, bitch.
Okay, we're up.
That's all that matters.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Double...
Oh my god, another gold.
Move, bitch.
Okay.
Okay, we're up. That's all that matters. We're up.
Chats, all that matters. We're up.
Damn, damn.
Goal!
Yes!
What is that? Yes!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
EW heat check, bro.
Okay, okay, we need five more, four more packs. Go!
Go!
Get me!
Nice!
Another one!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh, that was so close for AP.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We got a bad start and you got me.
You got me up, you break me down.
No bailout!
No bailout!
Put your hands up, put your hands up.
The body turns that way while I walk in.
I'm just a man, it's not bad at all, not bad at all, not bad at all.
Okay, okay.
up 24 I think I think I think I think I think I take this three and I do a
little heat check and I keep the 20 that's what I think
Don't get greedy, I'm going to take 20 earnings, take 20 earnings, and I'm going to go to battles
And I'm going to run a 1v1, this is a real heat check.
It's a 1v1v1 with 30% borrow.
This is a true heat check right here,
chat. Like a true, true heat check. This is dangerous. Yeah, but it's a heat check. It's
a real heat check. Run jackpot. Yeah, but the issue with jackpot is one be one be one's
way too risky so y'all think I should do 1D1D1 or jackpot you guys choose I like the cards one
where's the cards one
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That's good if it stays there, it didn't stay there.
I'm not asking for a lot here, I'm just asking for one bowl, that's all I'm asking for, chat.
Chat, am I really asking for a lot?
I feel like I'm not really asking for a lot here.
I
Oh, I need it was one gold couldn't even give it to me seriously
We'll take this. We'll take this. We'll take this. We'll take this. We'll take this.
Happens, bro. Not different than in 20K chat. Not different than in 20K. Not different
20k. It's just not smart. It's not smart, but do I have big balls. Oh, shit, wait.
We have a pretty crazy battle here for a chat here.
If you join this, you have to have deposited $20 in the last month under my code.
Battle for a chat.
Oh, I have not met the minimum deposit requirement, okay?
Okay, we've got two people in here, two people in here.
That's a lot.
GG, no contestants.
Okay, we've got three people in.
I'm not in the battle!
All right, we need two more people.
Okay, one more person.
There we go.
What is this one?
A Bitcoin symbol?
Not bad.
LaBoubous?
Oh, it's a jackpot one too.
Jackpot's not looking too hot right now.
Chad, do I do one more 1v1v1?
I feel like I'm due.
Am I just delusional?
Oh my God, they hit a goal on this side.
No shot, they just hit a goal on this side.
Wait.
How much did they just win?
Nice, 350 bucks each.
Congrats.
Total coming on a camel.
You're delusional.
You're being greedy.
Get your money.
But here's the thing.
I can take out this 4,000 right here, run it back, and then still keep 15.
I like that.
I like those odds.
I like those odds.
I am not going to raise no bitch.
Nominate raise no bitch
2v2 v2 me and my teammate not a bad shot at all
35% borrow get some extra packs going last battle of the night chat. I don't know fuck last battle of the night run it
Stop saying GG minus 4k for no reason oh it's minus 4k you want to bet watch this watch this buddy boy
This is why you don't play with a real gangster. I'm gonna show you how fucking pro does this shit
I'm gonna show you how this shit's really done.
Watch this shit, son.
Watch this son.
You say minus 4K?
I say plus 10K.
Watch and learn.
Watch and learn, buddy.
Watch and learn.
Watch and learn, this is low volatility, how?
Let me ask you a question, have you guys ever seen it?
When you guys think of the greatest of all time, who do you think of?
Me? I think of Lacy.
30 packs, 35% borrow, 2v2v2, watch and learn how it's done.
I don't even need music. I'm still confident. I'm just gonna put some like meditation music on.
That's how confident I am right now. Gold off the rip, not a bad shot at all. Watch this.
Spam up gold in the chat please. I want to see a little gold sample.
Nice! What is that? Not bad!
Stay on that watch.
Okay.
I can feel that.
Cold.
Okay, shoes, not bad.
We're in the lead.
We're in the lead.
It's actually been a very...
Chad, sometimes we just have to focus.
focus
oh no my phone nice but this is good right now this is looking good and we're
due for a gold oh no they got a Louis V wallet
Oh jade's in the chat nice for a bad luck. Ah nice bro jade just written all the luck, huh?
Oh my god the slide stay on the slide stay on the slide. Nice. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's actually so good now
Just give me a gold and we're good. Give me a golden work. We're good. P.D. P.D.
Come on P.D. Give me a gold and we're off. Okay?
It's a nice little gold on the left side here only in these two rows give me a nice little gold, okay?
Wait we're losing. Oh, I'm losing. I didn't realize I was losing
Okay, glasses. Oh, they got the gold glasses. Come on. I know you want to give me the gold.
I know you want to do it. Come on, it's St. Patrick's Day. Give me the gold. It's St.
Come on, come on, it's St. Paddy's Day, right, Chad?
Oh, they got an apple on, okay.
Uh, it's not St. Patrick's Day?
I thought it was.
Uh, is that GGs?
Is that GGs?
I'm so due, I'm so due for a goal!
I'm so due for a goal!
Double shoes, double shoes, double shoes, double shoes.
Okay, that was easy, not bad.
Come on, two more, oh no.
Okay.
Give me the shoes!
No bag.
Oh, they got a chrome hoodie.
Oh, GGs, yeah GGs, we lost.
No goals, not a single goal by the way on any size here, GGs.
Yep, GGs bro!
Wow bro!
Wow bro, I mean just wow, just incredible, incredible, whatever.
All good, we're up 15, we'll take you.
Minus 4k for literally no reason, so you see minus 4k by some of the possibilities it would be plus 13.
That's what we're different, that's what we're different, buddy.
I want you to pick up my ball sack and my marina or.
Okay.
Mods, take it off 18 plus.
Take it off 18 plus.
Why not have CS go?
I was just playing it, I thought.
Wait, they came out with a CS3?
Wait, is the tournament tomorrow CS go or CS 2?
I said that because someone in the chat said that.
Look, literally said, is it CSGO or CS2 tournament?
How is that sped?
I don't understand.
.
.
.
.
.
Let's have a sec chat.
My mom's texting me about some shit.
My mom's texting me about some shit.
Hold on.
didn't know you could text on this is sad son this is sad me huh okay so Chad
what do I play to practice for the tournament be honest what I play like
Actually, I'm not buying cases, bro.
I'm not buying cases.
No.
Why would I buy cases for knives I don't care about?
Well, I can literally just do it on backdrop.
For should I actually care about?
Cases now?
No, I don't care about cases, son.
I'm practicing for a tournament.
All right, do I play casual?
Diffusal group alpha.
Deathmatch?
What is the tournament?
Tournament is 4v4s, right?
Yeah, so the tournament is casual, no?
I don't care about training I want to play the actual game.
It's calm.
So casual is this.
Do competitive?
I can't.
I had to complete matches in other game modes.
Start with deathmatch.
Like, I want to play the game.
I don't want to play the actual game.
I don't do deathmatch for training.
deathmatch for training? I don't need aim training. I just need game sense training. My aim is
already good. I don't need aim training. Any game I hop on, my aim is already better than
95% of players. I don't need aim training. What even is this? Are these even real players?
I don't get it. Can I buy guns in this or no?
Why do I have a fucking shotgun?
I
Like how do I choose it up? What's going what's good? Okay?
The
the
the
health regenerate
I
Oh
Yo, I'm not gonna lie I feel like I'm a sniper kind of player
I don't like how I have to unscope every time.
I got the best player to turn to me, it's not even close.
I'm actually so good.
I do that.
You can switch to hold to aim?
Where's that iron settings
They're calling you the bodice warrior I mean here today if I hopped on the game and died
They would say I'm ass, but now I'm cold you go in the spot this way
Am I allowed to play cop yet or no?
No!
No! Where am I allowed to break up?
of
Do a real game, you're in a fight.
I said I wanted to do a real game in a chat, so I have to do deathmatch.
Wait, is there, is there like, recoil on this pistol shack?
I
Do I switch guys
I have a AK now
Is this the best gun in the game?
Whoa, holy recoil!
Bro, I can't even spawn in.
What's happening to all my gamecraft?
I got second!
In my first game ever!
How do I leave, how do I leave, how do I leave?
I'm so close to getting competitive on lots.
I'm good, Jason.
What's the quickest game mode?
What's the quickest game mode?
You're a pussy.
K-Sons private playing this game for like 10 years.
I just played my first game ever
and you wanted me to 1v1 for $3,000.
Are you guys having your fucking mind?
Like K-Sons actually private playing this game
since it came out in like 1940.
Let's roll.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Nice on the spectator apparently.
It's just us red, son.
We're giving you up.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Kobe.
What gun is it?
Wait, I don't even choose my gun.
They just need your gun.
See, like, I don't know the map at all.
See, like I don't know the map at all.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna have to learn the map by tomorrow, chat.
Chat, do y'all have any tips on this game or no?
The opportunity yo, there's gotta be a way to get it so I can hold scope instead of
There is how do I do it though how do I do it how do I do it so it's a quick
So to hold the scope instead of all of them.
Wait, I don't even know what gun I have.
I
Don't know like where people camp at in this. All right, you guys say I can play. Oh, yes, I can play right now or no
See like they know angles
The opportunity, so now if I shoot...
Oh, I like that.
See, I don't know where anybody sits at.
Oh, bro.
I feel like it's obvious, yeah, maybe it's obvious people who play the game.
The game's about moving slow?
Yeah, but you only have 40 seconds in this mode, so you literally have to run in.
Clearly isn't uh this clearly isn't a um a mode where you play slow. I have literally have 40 seconds
The bomb has been defused.
Counter-terrorists!
C-4 is planted at bomb site Bravo.
Bomb has been planted.
There!
Where the fuck did the bomb get planted?
I just get sniped through the smoke.
How long is this game?
It's an 8?
Okay.
Round lost.
How did it lose?
Alright, it's time for me to really turn up a little bit here.
All right so A...
She's like I don't know if there's gonna be something to the left or the right here.
It's not about playing slow at all because you just literally just have to run in.
How do I defuse?
How do I defuse?
Fuck!
Wait, it's not four like Valorant?
You'd think maybe it would tell you on the screen, press E to defuse, no, it's just
a fucking bomb on the ground.
No, no, no, no, I don't want to be in this game, I want to leave, I want to leave, I
want to leave.
Time for me to play competitive.
What is this?
What?
Does anybody know what map the tournament's on?
Probably dust.
Dust, mirage, and inferno.
You guys think JC's awake or no?
I know, but I feel like there's a chance he might be awake.
I know dust to mirage and inferno Jinxie said
he's on a date text Jinxie and say are you awake
What are you wearing?
So how long does it usually take to get into a game here?
It says on the screen, where?
It only found one out of five players?
All right, I'm gonna take a tickle, take chat,
play your favorite flight in my YB.
Yeah, everybody else can take a little p-p-p-p.
Hey, when it trickles onto your pants and then you like have like pistoling down your
leg.
Wow, we haven't even found a single player to play yet.
Wait, like playing competitive you are committing to a full match which can last up to 90 minutes.
Abandoning after you-
What?
What?
Like why are you even chewing if you're not accepting the match this guy's such a loser
Wait, but yeah, why does it take the match takes 90 minutes
So I'm gonna be waiting for two hours in between games in the tournament tomorrow
All right, what's a good gun to buy first round?
Personally, I think I'm going to buy the pistol first round.
Nine.
Which are these?
So don't buy anything, buy armor.
So buy the Kevlar vest?
Kibler vest?
Are these guys gonna be my rank or no?
We're fucking around in circles over here.
No lifelink.
No lifelink.
No lifelink.
No lifelink.
No lifelink.
No lifelink.
No lifelink.
Not bad at all. Not bad at all.
Move cam, it's blocking mini-map, okay?
Alright, so what do I buy second round? What's a good second round buy?
Do I go right for the M4?
Move it, shut up.
Oh, I just bought something else. I don't know what I bought. I bought the NP-5
I don't like this gun. This gun has a lot of uh, you can return weapons now
So now I should buy the M4, right?
And what are the best utilities?
Why a helmet yo Andrew next to the five gifted run
does the helmet even do anything if you get one chopped in the head you're
They're cooked anyways, no?
Smoke!
You're terrorist!
We have a gun!
You're a great animal!
So get a vest. What's the best, uh, what's the best utility chat? I feel like Flashbang
could be good. Dequieger need might be good. We got a Flashbang.
Each fellow is going to regret waking up this moment.
Joint smoke!
Joint fire!
Cut!
Joint fire!
I might have just planted my own teammate there by accident, he's going to run through
Watch
How does he know?
Maybe a bad angle there
That's too fat
You saw your gun barrel, okay? All right, so that's something I need to know for tomorrow
I died and
And then just now because they saw my barrel
All the time and smoke you need
Okay, hold on, so I buy M4A1, a vest and a helmet, and then maybe like, maybe like,
smoke grenade?
Doesn't seem like a bad shot at all.
That's the basics, right, Chad?
Chad, the only question I have is what gun do I buy on save rounds?
In Valorant? I forget what gun I was on, but it would be like...
I'm not going anywhere, any game I get on, I'm just naturally good.
Any game I get on, you give me 30 minutes, I'm naturally just good.
I don't understand it, but it's just how it is.
I don't like that smoke to me, I don't like that.
Come on come on
You guys are acting like tomorrow's tournament is going to be like tier one throws.
It's all serious.
I think I'm dead.
Grenade out!
Wow, everybody's playing off here, huh?
Laying down smoke, smoke!
Throwing a grenade.
Throwing flashbacks.
Who's the best player in the tournament?
I need that smoke dude.
I'm kind of understanding it.
Why, my life is sick.
You can buy a diffuse key?
Remember, if this plant had come clean, you'd have to send the moves.
So we just last time.
Ready?
The decoy's out.
What is that?
Yeah, I'm top-limit 30.
You're getting ahead of yourself? I mean, I don't think you can name five players that
are better than me in the tournament tomorrow. I really don't.
I don't think you, I literally don't think you're good. I'm literally 14 and 3 in my
first game ever.
Squishy, spoilt, Ron, and XQC.
Ah!
What's up, man?
This is not a good birthday right now.
I'm doing one of the best players in the series, man.
What's your game?
What's your free first game?
What do you know?
No ring.
That's the thing.
First competitive game here.
Yeah, bro.
I'm a big Omega.
Yeah, bro.
I'm a big Omega.
I'm a big Omega.
I'm a big Omega.
I'm a big Omega.
I'm a big Omega.
I'm a big Omega.
I'm a big Omega.
I'm a big Omega.
Yeah bro, they'll make it.
Tell you, just wait till tomorrow.
Till tomorrow, come here, hold it in the fucking ballgame.
Wait, did you shoot the bomb? It goes faster?
Yes, okay.
Wait, why don't I have an A.J., why do I have this P.G.S.M.4?
They killed him all?
I didn't even do shit.
of
the
death
of
death
I'm just gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I might be getting myself into the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
team is so shit I can't even fucking fight like the rounds are over for 30 seconds this team is so shit
nice three people peeking mid good job done fucks
I'm gonna just start fucking running the gun in room
Wait, so, pick up the AK, but why is it, why is the AK better than this gun?
Holy fucking block.
I know the AK I know the AK is is better, but I'm saying why did they get the AK and I don't
You know I'm saying like how come they have the chance to buy the AK and I know I can't buy
Also, can you pay money for better guns?
No, wait there's, there's, recoil on the pistol too, okay, all right.
Okay, so, chat, can you get better guns?
This game is all paid away!
You terrorists! We're on the real man!
No? So you want people to say they're my pistol shit?
I live here.
I
Shit, yeah, but it doesn't affect anything
I want to play like a real comp game, these guys suck.
I'll be raising the bomb.
Ohhhh.
So now I just have to protect the bomb like now.
And there's probably better angles to play than others too, like right here's probably
a good angle.
I mean I led my team and went 18-4.
That's pretty solid, no?
Wait are they toxic on this game?
Open cases.
Okay I'll open a case.
what case do I open I'm down lays but your price super high-ranked bro
Okay, but what case do I buy what case just tell me what case before I click it
fever a
Fever case
I'm seeing ten different case names being spent means and nightmares
How much is that
Starting at $2?
Layze, call me on board.
You also have to buy keys. What does that mean?
How do I buy keys?
I don't get it.
for you to confirm this purchase via email. What? They got to make this shit more accessible,
dude. Purchase, okay. Now, how do I buy keys?
How do I open them?
Thank you.
Game?
Immensory.
Requires a key.
Holy fuck, these are expensive.
Open to keep?
So, what am I looking for here?
Little pistol?
Not bad, not bad at all.
Cool little skin, like that, like that, okay?
I want this.
How hard is it to get the gold?
You want the 400?
It's not 50-50.
I haven't even seen a gold yet.
So it's 50-50 to get a gold.
Don't get dreams and nightmares, it's not profitable.
I don't even get what I'm doing right now.
I don't understand how is there any thinking in that, y'all.
It's literally the exact same thing, but people fucking...
People really just pick and choose in this world, huh?
Is that good?
This is a great practice for the tournament.
I see gold, I get gold, basically, guaranteed.
Oh, I only have one more key left.
I gotta buy more key. Oh wow, I see how this is changing wallet. But I actually see it.
Just now I'm determined to get a gold.
is that good?
opening case to the other
hello ladies
yo nice mic
what do you mean?
pretty nice
pretty nice
it's the same mic that I always have
oh maybe it's just the echo
Oh, should we play right now?
Yeah, yeah, but I can't get a goal and it's kind of pissing me off a little bit.
Oh wait, Jaycee texted me.
He said, yeah, what's up? Okay.
What maps is it?
Tomorrow.
Jaycee spent over $5,000 on cases and got $100.
dude it was so shit the knife he got it was full fries wait I'm out already oh did
you figure out the new tech by the way I learned so I heard you're getting on
right up I think I have a better alternative for you you should just bone
mash with your tap cat because that's what I've been doing and I'm telling you
it is actually God dear yes I know it might sound a little
Landish, but once you start doing it. It's actually like it's nice
Okay, that's actually not a bad shot at all ladies. What's the best? What's the best case thing to do?
Oh, you're asking the wrong guy completely. They said dreams and nightmares, but I don't know if that's true
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know fucking guess. I
Never buy cases
Well, you can see what's in it
pretty sure maybe chroma to our dreams of nightmares we might as well just keep
going with this one huh let's say I'm pulling up your ship
well you could just buy guns so I could just buy a knife if I wanted to
How many do I buy here?
Well, 50 cases, 25 more cases, not bad at all.
I literally just want to see the gold one time.
I just want to see the gold one time.
Dude, are you gonna fucking get a knife here?
I'm looking.
I'm rooting for you.
I want you to get one because I'm sure it would be really nice.
I
Buy five reds
It's a lot more aura if you get a knife in game because it announces to the entire lobby
whatever you got out of the case. Should we get in the same lobby and maybe get a little
something going?
Yeah, but hold on, you're telling me that I could trade up reds to get.
Well yeah, how many reds do you have? You need a fair share.
How do I buy reds?
Oh, I didn't know you could buy them. Unless they mean off the steam market.
What's the chief's red? $83?
So if I buy five or if I buy five reds I can trade up and get a gold and see what
knife I get I feel like it's worth it it's real ones just to see
just to fend off my addiction
Wait, they have to be different reds?
Is that true or no?
Uh, actually, no, I don't know, probably not.
So I could, so, why is it making me reside into my PayPal?
So you're telling me I buy by P 90 as a mob P 90 as you love, okay?
But on this we're definitely gonna get a game here. Just uh, no, no, you're I'm chillin brah. I'm tap cap and Instagram reeling brother
It's making me real. Oh, well PayPal here for some reason not sure
It's telling me I'm an addict already
We get a couple scrolls just added $100 okay return to the store not a bad idea to add another hundred
Okay, added another 100.
Okay, added another 100.
Make me re-log in again.
So what's the best...
Don't buy stat rack.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
They're all confusing me.
Just get reds from the dream case.
OK.
I have all the money added.
So if I go to market, Dreams and Nightmares,
and I'm on here and try not to leak anything,
what do I buy?
Can I not just buy this thing right here for $83
and buy five of them?
Oh, that's a stat track.
Okay, so get this one, the AK-47 Nightwish Well War.
This right here?
So get five of these.
You can, but you'll get an ass knife.
So what about this one?
Can I get five of these?
Get factory new.
Okay, but where do you see that?
Searching all?
They don't even have it.
I'm a new well ward.
Or minimal wear.
Minimal wear.
I'm not paying a thousand dollars. Are you guys fucking retarded?
All right, so how do I buy five of these though?
Place by order
Buy now, bought one.
You cannot purchase this item someone else already purchased it.
Purchase.
Purchase completed.
Close.
Purchase.
Purchase completed.
Close.
Purchase completed.
Close.
Close.
Virtus.com pleaded. Close.
By one MP9.
Hold on, I'm just wasting all my fucking money here.
So I have to buy an MP9 now?
No.
So what do I buy?
There's an MP9 right here with minimal wear. Do I buy it or no?
You know, they're so confusing, you just said no and now you say yes.
I
Just f**k up. I think I f**ked up. I'm not controlling. Please. I think I f**ked up, bro. What'd you do, bro? All right, me boys
What'd you do actually sure
what do you mean what were you trying to do I bought it I bought it I don't know
what I don't know what I have but I have five reds okay let's do it five red
guns right
yo okay hey I trade those up boys trade those up boys
one two three four five oh wait I might have I might have some fries for you
What do I trade up for?
What is that? Is this good?
Come on
Hell no, it's ass
You got the buck plugs
So I just got buck plugs after I wasted 500 dollars
$60 knife tell me you're trolling. Tell me you're trolling. You're trolling good
Shadow daggers gamma Doppler
I could have just bought this I could have just bought it. I literally could have just
bought it. $130 I could have bought it. I could have just bought it. I just saw $500. Y'all
just made me lose money. Y'all just made me lose money. I could have just bought it.
You guys said straight up you'll get some you'll get a knife. I trade up and I get
somewhere with 140 dollars and now you want to now you want to laugh at me in
the chair
oh that is actually how do I flip it at least
apply name tag
lacy's
what the fuck is this
oh gotta pay two dollars to get a fucking name tag
Okay, nice.
Charge for anything on this game, don't they?
Charge for game near anything on this game.
About any time?
About any time, Liz.
You literally charge for game near anything on this game, huh?
Just got charged five dollars for a butt plug to name my thing a butt plug.
Lacy's butt plugs.
So, how do I equip it?
Replace currently equipped knife.
What is T?
I mean, I still...
I don't know.
How do you buy cases?
I didn't thought about getting a knife!
Go, go, go, go, go!
It's all good chat went up a little 15k today, not a match out.
Haven't even seen a gold.
Wait, what rank are you, Lace?
How the fuck do you even check?
Come here sixteen hundred sixteen thousand wait oh no no no no no I'm on the right
Oh
Yeah
I'm so do for at least one goal
Where do you go to buy cases I'm not even trying to play what are you actually get in the market?
My team for tomorrow it's a trap
What?
Out of time some CZ go?
Whoa.
Yeah, I'm gonna get the fucks up in the chat.
Hello?
Yes.
Let's stop you at pig.
That piece of bacon.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Yeah, you again.
I wanna talk to you, bro.
What am I?
What'd I do?
I found out you bullied Drew.
I really wanna talk to you, bro.
What do you mean I bullied Drew?
I was the only one who said I'd be brother to him.
Pig.
Yeah, that would be honest, I was like, fuck.
Yeah, I'm gonna talk to you, bro.
I'm gonna talk to you, bro.
pig
Yeah, I hope you have an arm better brother don't hop on that shit, all right. No, no, no, don't hop on a super I see
Okay, my bad fucking bowling ball fucking wrecking bottom
All you need is a piece of fucking rope and really
You will look like a wrecking ball
I'm gonna have to put that mic in my head inside it
This needs to be done for the night
I'm gonna have to put the mic in my head inside it
Make afro bitch, fuck you
Sub-Wiz
Give me a goal
There's traffic, my bad
You eat tacks
Alright, how do you get
Two cases
Market
Team, community, market
Alright
What cases what cases are you opening right now?
I
Yo rise
How do I buy more than one case is this gonna only buy one case if I do this
do you do them all individually ready to play trade up all your blues for what
let me see if I could figure this out how to get a cage really fast if you
can buy you can change the amount well you already got my you guys already got
my fucking address
add funds how much do you do like twenty five bucks fifty bucks
hundred bucks
How about I do like, I might as well do like 50 bucks. How much is that gonna give me? Is that gonna give me like 5 cases? 10 cases?
Oh s***
I'm doomed dude, I'm so doomed
10 cases and 10 keys.
It looks like you've been attempting a lot of purposes in the last hour.
Please wait a while before I...
Tell them that your chat can trade you cases.
Open up your trades.
Wait, I'm literally sitting here with a case and no key.
What do I do?
Buy a key.
Or they can trade you a key.
wait waiting for you to confirm the purchase did you have to open up your
steam on your phone to confirm it's not even let me add five dollars
yes bro confirm I I'm playing a game I'm playing a game
Okay, give me your lobby, bro.
Wait, do I have you added on Steam?
I'll open a case. Do you want my Steam friend code? I can forward it to you on Discord.
Can you forward it to me on Discord?
How do I just go down at like $700 bro?
Well, at least you got a buff plug. Nice. I sent it.
I'll rip a sneaky case in Q, don't worry.
I don't know what it is about this chat. You know what it is? It's something about this chat that's, oh my god, it irks me.
Like, no, no, I'm so serious. I'm sitting here losing money and I just look in the chat and it's, no, you're so due. Like, fuck off, dude.
How do I get a key, let's see.
Hold on, I'm trying to change my steam name.
How do you change your steam name?
Leith?
Okay bro, I used to live there, whatever.
My name is Lacy, loves his sister.
How do I buy more than one key, Lacy?
Profile? I don't know.
Oh, you got to like buy it at once.
Oh, wait, I see, I see.
Do I have to restart my game for my name to update?
Wait, Laze, I think I added you.
Did you get it?
Yeah, I added you back.
Okay, good.
Alright, Shadow, you look defeated.
No, I'm not defeated, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm just a little, I'm a little tight.
I'm gonna keep it real.
Not the, not the happiest I've done.
Definitely a little tight. It's all good, bro.
Jinxie said the maps are dust to mirage in Inferno.
Okay.
You're skinny at least. Appreciate that, dude.
All right, ladies, where you at? I'm not inviting you.
Yeah, go ahead and show me the invite.
I'm in your lobby, boys.
Oh, nice butt plug in your hand, dude.
Sir, looking like butt pluggy.
I don't like it.
Please.
Am I a bomb?
Wait, secondary? Wait, melee weapon? I want it to be Q.
Well, my main weapon to be this.
And then my grenades.
I'm telling you, stop telling me that I'm fucking due.
you are. So if I was due, how come I didn't hit it? Holy shit, we're going to be waiting
for a while for a game, aren't we?
How do you know?
Because trust me, I'm a seasoned vet. Wait, Lays, are you good at this game or not?
Oh, no, I'm not really, I mean like I'm not a bot, I know how to fucking like play,
but no, I'm not, couldn't do any coaching.
Oh my god, I just let the fucking shit come out of my ass.
I love it, diddy.
Okay, guess I'll drew from pack draw.
Hello, cases.
Bro, give me a game before I fucking rip it!
of
QS for Premiere.
Only the maps on Planet Mall.
Oh, okay, I guess, yeah.
Wait, are we guaranteed to be on the same team here?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
Someone just called me Lacy Crusader.
Like, don't let go.
That's actually kind of funny.
Oh, look at my blood plugs!
You out them?
Yeah.
Let me see.
Make some room on my desk here.
Yeah?
Uh, F?
Move it.
It actually says Lacy's butt plugs on it.
Wait, that's kind of tellin' me.
There's F?
Wait, where on is it?
It's your mouth?
Why am I getting HELL alive?
Okay.
Sit the fuck down.
They call me 10Z.
Chopper
That's what are you little rich?
Better than you. Oh shit. I'm just following you bro. Give me that
There's tank time
Dude
What's going on here you could be
Itchy balls
Can't be honest, I'm good for my first ever claim you guys can't lie. You say I'm not your ass
So what's a good thing to buy for this round out of the mid-tier guns, what's the best mid-tier gun?
just by the fucking they are
holy shit boys
I'm denying, but it has water in it.
Ready to aim the shot.
You guys are just winning.
I'm really good, actually.
Let's go! These guys are really good!
Lots of only chat on twitch that could ever even just possibly be like this. I'm just being honest, bro
Like I have a bra. I I wide swung one tap someone and I see four people type L.A.
Like I just don't get it
Maybe they're just jealous
Yeah, teammates are not having it right now
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
He's right in front of you. He's on our left side door.
He's on the right side now.
Oh, he peeked! He peeked! He's right in front of you.
He's on me. He's on the bomb.
No!
Good try, boys!
Oh my god, good try, boys.
Good try, boys.
I'm trying to find something.
Do you have one of them all?
Alphat, alright?
I'm waiting here.
I'm called for, but whatever.
Let's shoot them the way out.
Someone said a little later to kill my friend.
I gotta say that one is creative though. I have not heard that
Yep, I hate our team. Yep, it's your whole tab we have two doughnuts, bro
Hey Logan season get a job, bro
So check y'all are saying by the NP9 right now because I don't have
Obese pixel, you know
I had to do a line. I'm back.
What do you want to be?
Yeah, there's someone on me.
I'm on 2.
I'm on 5 HP.
Yep.
Oh my god, I'm the best in the fucking game.
They're gonna swing top.
Like broken top, broken.
I don't know how to swing.
What's your ping box?
No, he's...
Where?
B top?
Wow bros oh it's middle mouse button to pain oh that's actually pretty nice
we're getting cool I know we got two burgers on our team bro someone said
Don't call them guns.
No, I think the MP9 is good.
Let's go.
Can I hauls?
This might be the worst gun.
I don't.
You're bad with it?
No, I was never using it.
I didn't even use it yet.
what are you gonna be?
why? what's going on?
yeah
it's true
okay I didn't think he'd actually re-swing
open cases you're doing give me subs maybe that I will
we got a step up here a little bit
okay I'm buying everything this round we got a witness harness and must win some
must win team how do I say I'm in a chapel team
shift into the cab
cab still no
no you type you
that's for the team you's for the team
must win here team let's
go
I believe K is for everyone
gonna make a lacy play here okay
yeah go ahead bro you're gonna get your fucking
they have it all
they have it all
yeah that one last round
they're in mid with it
got one
Nice.
Got you!
Nice.
Where are they? They're through me, they're gonna go away.
And we have a retard stomping behind me.
Is it okay?
They're bottom mid right now, I think.
I know they're just top mid there.
They're on A.
Okay.
One's on A2.
Ooh.
The bomb has been cleared.
Where are you going?
Who, me?
Yes!
He's flanking.
Who?
The opponents.
Wait.
Yeah, just take these guys and shove them in your ass, bro, because you're doing nothing.
I'm doing nothing?
You're doing nothing, alright?
Yeah, you're about to defuse it too, I think, right?
Show the whole fucking team.
I'm doing nothing, right?
I'm doing nothing.
Show the whole fucking team I'm doing nothing.
And pull those fucking Bobplugs back out, bro.
Fuck you.
Lacey, bomb is planted.
You tub of heavy, high density lard.
I killed five people.
I don't know what you guys want me to do.
I killed the whole fucking roster.
Yeah.
I picked up 10 and 3k off the ground and wiped the whole team.
We got fucking Logan season going four and five over here.
AdFly hasn't gotten the kill he's dropping doughnuts, and you're blaming it on me?
Well, I'm gonna say the bomb was planted for about 30 seconds,
and you were still rubbing your head against their back wall of their spawn.
Just dragging it across the fucking floor.
And where were you, spectatingly doing it?
After killing two on site, you dick-rider!
It's not even possible, I killed four.
Okay, killed one on site.
Not gonna lie, our team right here?
Our team makes the bomb and sucks, and I'm absolutely back.
Fuck it, don't shit, you have zero kills, shouldn't even need a game.
Oh, that's been planted.
They planted.
The other site, not the one from last round.
Is that an acre?
Yeah.
I'm going to kill my logon.
Y'all, I'm going to bait you from the chat,
and then I'm not getting.
You know who it is?
Yes.
We had a high low.
One more left side.
He's left side of the doors, not in the doors,
though.
On the box there, yeah.
You can spray a couple bullets if you want.
It's good taps, though.
Yeah, so once again the bomb is here, it's planted, right?
Oh, you wanna be buying a defuse kit too.
You wanna be spending your money on defuse kit,
I think every round.
Yeah, so the bomb's gonna blow up now?
You heard that, you're gonna want to,
but you actually have to buy a defuse kit.
Pretty sure that's the real deal.
I know it's just part of my team,
but I'm the only one aligned every round.
It's a little hard here.
Okay, so also a quick thing.
I was gonna actually like troll you,
but our teammates are actually just like retarded. Zero, one, and four.
Oh, welcome to the AWP, bro.
Move!
Okay, the aim's not better at all. No troll. I'll see you later, Frost.
Oh!
Oh, this is a really good game, bro. I'm not even trying to play in bed, that's not gonna work.
I just lost a hundred health to my teammate.
Okay
We'll be banned if you kill one more
Yes, nice
Logan season no
I don't know how I don't think you can
Call vote oh my god, I got it. I got it. I got it. You said fly. Yes, I fly
Yeah, everyone press it, press it, call time out, call time out, we need the time out.
Call time out, call time out.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you bro, good to see you have the fucking beam bro, we've been ruining our fucking
experience.
Riiiight!
Now it's comeback season, watch this.
Actually ruining our experience bro.
Okay, over this is ruining my experience, you know, Logan season.
Is he killing you a little bit?
No, he's not killing me, he's just, he's not really, he's just stomping around.
uh... he's stopping around the droid
yeah a lot of stuff that's behind me nice bro
you might as well
i'm gonna go in there's one right now in our spot right now
that's one no no no no doors doors doors with the op doors with the op
but he might as well turn on that so many times that's the whole fucking lot of those here
Holy shit, he's stomping around!
Not a veteran.
We're actually back.
As soon as AdFlight gets kicked off the team, start winning.
Move it, move it!
Wow.
I hope Logan sees a nose he's going to hell.
I
Want to get off the telescope
Yeah
Good Clarity's
The bomb has been planted.
Are the teams out?
Lacey, here is a smile.
Oh, Logan, I should be in your chat.
No, you should!
Oh my god!
Not even kidding, I should dead-ass be a band for Logan's season.
Straight to fucking hell!
Oh my god
One is at least
I didn't know it's off unless I'm tweaking
yeah maybe not I really thought I saw it
yeah so no don't go yeah you still time
you walk you can walk that you can walk
think about me I think I think you can
jump up there I'm in on the plank on
the right I think I'm gonna get planted
it got planted on a you can crush on
I'm that plank.
Fuck that, I'm running.
Okay.
Is it just me?
Yeah, yeah, it's 1v3.
1v3, huh?
And you just got 10s.
Like, bro!
Oh my god, it's actually only me and you, ladies.
It's actually only me and you, I'm not kidding.
I know.
I know, it's actually shameless.
Very, very shameless.
Yeah, the burger boys on our team, dude. I'm just I'm ripping a street, bro
Bad equals funny. What is that do laughing?
It is the 9-3 curse though, so if you come back
Yeah
I'll take the other one's there
One chance life I'm not gooning tonight. Chad do you all goon every night?
I have sex that's a lot
come on leave any of them here
Got mine, bro. I don't know any it's a real dumb or do you just got to assist by the way
So yeah, the only rounds that I should get a helmet is if they can get the good guns, right?
I'll lie on the street.
I'm coming at you, boss.
There's more coming at me from the first one.
They're like top mid like catwalking things.
I could swing this, but...
There's one on it like actually
That'd be kind of weak on it
On it with the people still
What is this?
What are you hearing?
What are you hearing?
Good shit!
Yes!
Okay, time to win, bro.
Wait, 9-3?
We're about to sweep him real quick?
Dude, this could be it.
Y'all, if it's just me,
anybody else want to pull it in Logan's ear?
It's only a 30 minute ban if you put a bullet in Logan season's head.
Alright, thank you again.
Come on, come on, let's go!
You know what it is, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just not a team player, I'm just gonna
play by myself here.
Really?
I flashed one.
I saw one going for mid.
Is that close here?
I think...
Oh my god, that guy's one-tap me twice in a row!
Is he running out of mid?
Yeah, Michael, I got shit on, but the good news is there's nobody in the team that's doing that tomorrow.
That's the good news
Wait, is it a 13 in this soup? I don't know what to smoke our flash bro. I
Just want to make it known
The other team calls.
You're giving the other team calls?
Do you see that they just typed that bullshit to you bro?
I'm sac lacy shut up.
Thank you boys.
Might be another vote.
Yeah man, it's calling the time out.
He's typing straight bullshit in the chat room bro.
I'm weak. I'm probably dead here.
It's gonna be behind the car maybe.
Where'd they find him?
I
She says she's leaving up on
This guy is looking I'm not react to anything. He's getting
Massacre in the back. He just doesn't even look
I'm going to get my gun.
Can I sell my gun?
Can I sell it?
Why do you need me to buy your gun?
I have no gun.
I have no health.
Just come over here.
Come all around.
Come hang.
Just wait for Logan to die and get his gun.
I might be dead.
I might be dead.
I'm f**king mad at Addy's
There's two guns, there's one top mid
Not that that was you, that's how I gasped
There's no one, there's no one somewhere
Wait, no one bottom mid right now
There's a gun here somewhere. Gun here.
No one's here if we plant.
There you go.
I don't even have bombs.
There's a bomb.
Bluetooth.
could be like the main like on your like through the right all could be there
I'm watching I'm watching this right here could only be the main I have all like
spawn come on chat focus focus chat chat y'all let me come back or no
It's a good first time chat.
I'm about to blow, I'm about to blow, I'm about to blow!
I'm playing this little game okay I'm gonna run this shit down
Two top mid, I just fucking literally just did the most retarded shit imaginable
I like this from you
And yeah, it's just fucked so serious
These guys got a 4v5 and they're hopping bro fries bag
How do I say it to the whole, how do I say it to the whole, to the whole thing instead of just a team?
I don't, I don't know.
Oh, it's Y, press Y.
4v5 and still playing Ops, low W.
They have to get to 13 right?
Nice 13's with the other two
One on the right side or the left side
I'm not sure what the top mid is
I'm pretty sure he went in there though
They're gonna swing top mid or not?
Do you hear me, Lace?
I can hear you now, yeah?
Oh, what do we play through 13?
Yeah, I think so
One's top mid, right side of the top, by the way
Oh, great
one is flaking one is flaking
and
oh
once a response
and there is a copy of this
I
Don't know why I don't
Logan season the big spender nice bro
Look at me over there the most time alive. Yep. It's called being a fucking player
Logan season didn't do shit
We got so do them being the weapons master most weapons used killed nice bro
You fucking testing out the guns or something?
An ad-fly is just...
How do we get out of this?
You're getting off. Yeah, I gotta be up early.
One more though? Early. Terminus has to like three.
Yeah, which means you can... okay, by the way, if you have to go live at 12
It means you have to wake up at 11 and in order to wake up at 11
You could still go to bed at 5am and get seven hours of sleep, bro. That's God tier.
Do it all bro. I want to get breakfast in my girlfriend breakfast the girlfriend. Okay, wake about 10 a.m
Let's say you fall asleep at 3 a.m. That's eight hours of sleep right there, bro
Right there, bro
Sir one more game can't hurt bro
Let's do it
more games cannot possibly hurt
I can't I have to get cocoa tomorrow keep playing holy shit
leave her all on a fucking night dude
we're all on a fucking night dude
just right in the fucking japanese
not a bad shout bro
oh my goodness
shoot you right now to
fucking to it bro
pop a little bit for celebration
little milky
bro food is exactly where it's at the i'm not even trolling
food plus game bro
oh my that's like
that's like if you're feeling chuddy bro like
we got
boston nova
medisaurinian bull
Good order of salad, Cali Chicken Cafe, I'm pretty sure is open right now.
Not today, they're coming right.
This is a place called Cali's Teriyaki, that place is pretty good, you usually get like a beef and rice bowl.
How do I turn that off?
Hello?
someone said mute your in-game music you should definitely turn that shit off
bro go to settings on the top left and then just what are we thinking for food
lays oh my god I get sure my son's good like chicken and rice yeah that's good
as shit deal number five two hundred ninety nine platter with three beef
seashell kebabs three chicken kebabs three extra chicken kebabs two beef
Two pork rib kebabs, feed six...
Who the fuck are you trying to feed?
$299?
Does this sound bad?
Oh my god.
Chicken, ooh combo mix, chicken and beef, thank you very much, french fries, grilled potatoes,
we'll do that over french fries, we'll do the house sauce, we'll move onions, we'll
move jalapeno, we'll move greens.
Wait, I accept the match, did you do it?
Yo.
Yeah, I actually tried for that.
I forgot to tell you two.
If you're actually spending $300 on food, you might as well spend some more on cases
at that point, bro.
So I want to buy some too.
I need to hit a max, bro.
Why are you actually drinking?
Dude, I'm saying.
Ooh, should I get a little bottle of milk?
Dude, do not get a bottle of milk, actually, though.
Just because I think they'd be gross.
I feel a little tired here.
Hold on.
Give me a second.
What do you think?
No way your body drank energy drink.
Call me. Call me. Call me.
I gotta be live by noon tomorrow.
That's not hard, bro. Just gotta know when to hop off.
Tell me, bro, if you're looking to wake up at 11, fall asleep at 5 a.m.?
Do you know that your mods are people too? What does that even mean?
Probably buy food for them.
if y'all want to get off I can mod like a new another person or two oh that's what
it means oh except except I got it
so I'm sorry wait
wait did you accept it last time or no you didn't right
I hate to go over accept matches
We just didn't get it again. What the fuck? Wonder if they're intentionally getting into our thing and they're not doing it?
You think they're like sabotaging our rubbers?
They could.
Holy shit, I'm looking at Twitter right now.
Same, what are you looking at?
Looking kinda good dude.
Who?
You.
Really?
Looking kinda sexy here.
Thank you bro.
Great
My god, it's you Lacey. Hey, what's up?
What
No, I can't hear you, bro. I don't know you didn't I'm looking at my phone. You didn't text me at all
Can you get me food? I'm coming over Nicholas. Oh, I don't know if you're a game. Yeah. Yeah, you want you want to show them on or what do you want?
Say you're trolling say the food's there I mean
Just say you're trolling just bullshit
to get on the chickens from McDonald's just say they're there already those are
bullshit what how would you ask me to not tell me what she wants damn bro that's
love that's actually love fries McDonald's small french fry me
with this gun okay steal my kill nice dude
okay okay do I get her nuggets to this in case she she doesn't want the burger
nuggets with sweet and sour sauce and ranch I know she likes that sweet and
sour I know she likes ranch
I'm aim-botting right now!
I gotta buy a gun, I gotta buy a gun!
Bro, lock in bro!
If you have a tournament tomorrow, you have your girlfriend for more than tomorrow, probably.
She's spamming, no?
Well what, Garla, I don't understand!
You said food and everything, but you hung up and didn't tell me what you wanted,
and then I got to fucking play mystery games?
Literally, come on DC, calma, calma!
A little bit of games with the guys, just send them the order and they'll be fine.
She's typing in chat and I'll call in.
That's a troll.
They're going to be top broken, top broken, 1 million percent, just hold it, hold it,
hold it.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Is he fuckin' fucked on a mic?
I heard that.
i actually heard that
Oh, sure, are you getting fucked?
I'm getting too greedy, bro.
And these dudes getting fucked in the mic on my team.
I'm 16 HP.
Yeah bro send me in when I'm fucking 16 HP you might as well use me as a recoil at this
point dude.
Let's go let's freaking go bro. Let's freaking go
50 if they can run with them. Oh no. 50 50? Not gonna lie.
Are you a bot running around with your M4 out?
Do I play like a bot?
Come on, come on, you'll do it.
I'm actually gooping right now.
I don't want you to know that.
Bro, why are you donut gaming, bro?
My leaderboard is bugged.
Get your kills up right now.
Oh my god, so many mids, so many mids, so many mids.
OK, I'm getting backshots from Jura.
Yo, Jura, you're never playing with us.
All right, I watched this.
He thinks I ran away now.
I watched this.
I hugged the wall and I peeked him in and I get a one tap kill.
Oh, I didn't think they were there. No, no, no.
It was no key or good play.
Let me see if you gotta kill it.
Did you?
The people in the tourney tomorrow are going to be better than the people in this game right now.
Ah, that's not true. It also has orders and dollars and orders and dollars and there's 2,000, so I'm gonna hear shit.
Every captain that's in that tournament tomorrow is better than everyone in this lobby.
I promise you I'm better than this in the week at this game.
Yeah, do we got comms?
Ugh!
I'm taking my pants off.
I'm 15 bro.
I'm not taking my pants off to you dude.
Just taking them off in general.
get a little comfortable, m'chey.
Macy, we're hungry, get us food.
Apparently I'm just a fucking...
Apparently I'm just a fucking... fucking... store runner. Apparently I'm a food guy.
Really?
I like how it says Lacy's butt plug on my knife.
Yeah. Do you like how you have fucking zero kills?
I have zero kills? Okay, that's it.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Okay, now that's up.
I don't think he thought that was you, I can't believe it.
There's only one guy left, I'm lagging.
I uh, maybe bottom it or something
Hey chat, how about y'all stop tell me what to do and I just fuck you how's that sound?
How literally how's that sound? Does it sound like a match up to me?
We can actually win this one, bro.
I know. I'm going to get another clip made real quick.
Okay, copy.
There's this guy smoked weed when I even left.
It's set to re-out.
I just ruled all over my keyboard
Like actually, if I had a pussy you guys think I would be like tight and wet or what do y'all think about pussy?
That's a real question to ask. Do you ever look at girls and be like...
No, no, I don't know. I don't.
No, no, no, not that. I'm saying like, do you ever look at like...
Like, I don't know. I like look at like...
Oh my god, no, no, that's so bad. Oh my god. That's all I meant. That's all I meant. That's all I meant.
Like you ever look at a girl be like, damn, I really wish she had a big dick?
Still no! Still no! I've never, not even once in my life, has that like, crossed my mind.
So you don't look at, you don't look at like the homies, so like, I look at you and I'm like, yeah, I wonder what lace pussy you like.
Okay, I've definitely imagined the brides as a girl, yes. I've definitely done that, yes, 100%.
Yes, yes, of course, but I don't think about like oh what his shit be tight or not
Like I just think like oh, I wonder what he would look like if he was girl
Like I don't think like oh, I wonder what he would look like if his girl and I wonder what his breast size would be and I wonder if
You know, I said yeah, but you're you're getting into detail though. I don't throw details on that's what I'm saying
I look at you and I'm like,
Get in!
No, dude, no!
I FUCKING HATE OPS!
Oh, man, I'm about to make a godplay.
Nice, boss, big way.
I can't see.
I'm dead. I'm not even trolling right now under my best my hands in my pants and I'm
burning my balls. I believe that truthfully I do.
You're just gonna let it suck though on God. Thank you dude. But you're a shitwood yeah.
I feel like my shoe would be griffy, my shoe would definitely clap from the back.
But I will be honest, I feel like if I was a grim, I should have a little stench to it.
Where are you getting the ideas for these details?
I'm an honest guy, I feel like I was in the road, when the guy went down on me, he got to eat me out, there'd be a little stench.
These guys are really good actually.
Yeah, do you have a message to CS bro, do you have another CS?
Have you played CS GO before?
Oh, you played back in the day, so tomorrow when you're playing Jinx's tournament, we're
going to see if that's true or not.
You will not ever kill me.
You are 100% a thousand times worse than me.
Shit, I think I gotta stop playing odds.
Your shit would definitely be pink.
What?
We are unkillable.
What?
What?
We're not eating boogers.
I
Just fucking run it down
You're gonna fucking eat your booger is all we're pushing
Bro, I can't I have five assists. This is insane
Yeah, we gotta fucking shoot people in the head bro. I might just have a rock in the ground
I can't believe you're gonna fucking kill you fucking shite
Why are they talking you like that?
You're ass, bro. Y'all over get like like antsy playing the game. So like you can't like play as good because you're getting antsy
Yeah, that just sounds like fucking cope
I have the bomb here. I got the bomb brother. I just know low low would have a fat head pushing so tight
It's the ramp house. It's a hard-to-pulling.
That's a real mess in my chat.
Just come on.
Dude, where the fuck is this guy, bro?
Yeah, what's the first thing y'all would do if you were a girlfriend, Tyranus?
My skins just noticed them, thank you.
If I was a girl for the entire day, and did I know it's only gonna be for one day and then I'm gonna be back to my regular body after?
What the fuck is wrong with you? You out of your mind?
Whoa!
I'm HP, bro!
Yeah, you wanna knife me off Rip!
It was an axe to kill God!
I'm like four bottles of actually. I didn't even know I liked you, I didn't notice.
Dude, I always get these Teen Kindle videos on fucking rails on siege if anyone knows what I'm talking about.
random girl body for one day so you would just get nutted in without having to
go carrying the baby you're actually going to some I'm not even trying to do
like ten different dudes so that like nobody knew who the dad was
Yo, if I wasn't 1 HP, cause my fucking teammate wants a knife, mate.
Wait, a knife gets you low?
Yeah, dick fuck.
Yeah, that kid's not dead, and that's bullshit.
The bomb might be planted over here.
I have a feeling it's somewhere over here, yeah.
What the heck is this?
And then you take out these knives?
It's just some bullshit, mate.
We're gonna chatter coming through Lacy's already pregnant
I don't even know if people are typing in 2026 brother
The air to your back shots would be different
That was Jarrah bro that was Jarrah
I see like getting the kill is a little shameless like you can do a little tag like just a little
trolling like no one a reindeer game never heard of anymore.
I'm gonna kick.
At the top of the screen when you press escape press call vote and then it'll pop off.
All time out, call time out, call time out, tell their team to get back.
Vote him, vote him!
Or he did it after I bought too, like that's actually so annoying.
Kick him, kick him boys, vote time out!
Vote kick him, kick him.
We kick him, we're kicking you motherfucker!
I
Think I fixed my game like Mike Mike is on my weapon. Oh, that's good
Dominic just run through about just one drop rate every single person in here
You're getting a call you're getting a call you're getting a call
Right is not that I hear vibration, right?
It's your butt plug knives.
No, they're hitting me.
Yo, that was your fingers.
What is it?
It's like remote control butt plugs in my ass for the entire time.
And let Drew control it?
Yeah, that's how I control it.
Drew's just sitting there behind the camera giggling as he's just putting it on Max while
fucking
We all did it me
Jason adapt
We all put a remote control but plug in for a day
Maybe silk you'll get a little jumpy
Doing that try not and then first part and then every time someone comes you lose you like you're out
Listen, right?
Oh my god, Jerry got banned for doing so much
No, stop play like a pussy brum running in this bitch
I dropped it on my flashbang and I don't know what's going on.
The flying flashbang.
Could kill my teammate, see if it's going.
Not about shooting.
Low key, we might have done too much damage though.
Maybe we shouldn't have.
I don't think this is the right way here, Lace.
Yeah, I wouldn't walk down there for sure.
Let me see where our teammate's at.
They could be up your mid.
I mean, bomb is on our teammate, but they could be up your mid here.
No, they're not.
could be top a like in our spawn flanking type action I'm not gonna be
where you're looking I think they're gonna be up here or oh it's your left
walk through here to your left you get this kid a hundred percent go go go to
nice I'm really surprised who's looking at actually that's one more kid to be
You see him in spawn?
He's up just wide swing him. Why swing just go wide
They're not fucking ready for this now we're good off surrendering, but we're good
about it with this shit that's too I'm gonna lie I don't think it's worth it what
it's the delete key I'm buying it doesn't even I don't think it's worth it buying
um what you guys are fucking you actually get backshot here like y'all smell a
a backshot with? Or set?
Oh, that's a good mate. I shot fucking fraud off one.
That's a myth.
Only with men? Okay.
All right.
So where were that fucking meetings, by the way?
Are they A?
Dude, do you ever get the real of like Los Polos playing Fortnite with like little Alvin
and the Chipmunk kid?
Well, I'm locked in here.
Where are they?
That's just so funny when I get that.
What do you want me to play it?
I'm gonna get shocked you didn't even know I had the bomb, how do I bend it again?
I don't know, I actually don't know, there you go.
Terrorists win.
Terrorists win.
Wait, so we're the terrorists?
Yo, why do I have the fucking bomb?
I don't want the bomb
Where if they come back?
Yo, if they come back, I will sell out and I will start all the kids
I don't take a shot bro
wait they there's like a thing where you can't you can't contrast over in the
rigging
yeah I don't know
little bitch
pushy-ass boy
god you know how cool I would be if I
if you could say the unword I knew I'd brother it's like my brain's connected to yours I already know what you're thinking before you even said it's like we just
I'll just finish your sandwiches bro
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, Lacey! You're ass! You're ass! You're ass! How about you fuck this ass, then?
I'm okay. Okay, boys.
Boy, I spread my legs, not even kidding, it smells like a fucking fish market, makes it a suit.
Might be a little everything shower actually have that fucking like swamp ass right now
It's not disgusting jad's normal when you've been sitting for six hours playing a fucking game, it's normal
I think they're really stacked on you guys every I think they're all fucking
But they only have two people on the team
I'm starting to fall.
Go Logan Seathal, do not type.
Okay, I just realized also by the way the deagle in this game, the bullets don't go where your
cross is pointing.
100%.
Is it a 1v2?
Yeah, it's a 1v2, yeah.
Swing it, it's not broken.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that's mad until I didn't put it, I didn't process it in my head.
I don't actually know if that's what it's called, but I think that's it.
No, but I knew it's mad, I just took me a second to process it.
It's okay. It's okay. God I'm such a stoop. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I'm not gonna say that about myself. I'm not stupid
I
See me bum rush a plant the bomber. Yeah, quick play I'm through. I am through on a
One's going be right now from bottom
Get a little plan going not a bad shout I bet so at all maybe take this thing home
So you're hitting me there, they have pros on that team.
Oh man, I want him so weak.
The far ones weak, the far ones weak.
Let's go!
W, W, W, W!
My teammate just killed me.
I hate RG.
matter daddy matter daddy matter daddy
what do you make me what's on the other hand
ah Dominique
Dominique, Darmic
I don't know what the fuck this is
cool guy's name
Blinded one
Blinded one
No way they crossed, I refuse to believe that.
Shit on, oh my god, actually.
St...
...
...
...
...street.
Well played bro, well played to the fave.
Gotta plug in my phone.
Uhh... yeah, actually it is.
That is a diffused kid though, I think he wins.
Oh, I think he wins.
I don't even know where he's using it.
I don't even know if you clapped it.
Get in there! Yes! Yes!
Let's freaking go dude.
The Rocket League session?
I'm down, yeah. Did you get ranked yet? It's because it's new season.
Oh I'm not in 2s now.
Same, I don't think.
Actually, I don't know. I think I'm in Plat 2 actually. I don't know. I think I might be in Plat 2.
I just saw you just texting me.
Really?
Oh, one of the geckos died.
Actually?
Sure, you'd like, dude.
Sounds about right, really.
It's going straight to hell with Torta.
Probably gonna bury him right up front, too.
I'm kidding, Chad. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
He just sent me a picture of the geckos.
Oh, I have that news, Lace.
I gotta hear this.
How bad?
How bad, boys?
Uh, I slammed my controller last time I played in Blinky.
Check Marlin's desk.
Yeah, I'm gonna go check Coon's desk.
Oh my, so laggy?
Okay, escalator, thank you for a two-month place.
Oh, he might still work!
Might still work.
How hard did you hit it?
It might still work.
It's just like a panel missing, but...
Really?
It doesn't seem to be turning on here.
Oh no
It has to be is he still there
No, no check Marlins desk, bro
There's also
It's fucking over bro
Maybe Marlon has one. I'm pretty sure I remember seeing one on the kitchen counter too. Maybe he could do that
Just the usual shit like that
What's your rap not leaking the car boys not leaking the car bro
I got to open up these fucking balls.
All right.
Let's go let's go let's go where do you go to open up these fucking supply drops I would text them, but oh
Shit
Yeah, good
Thank you friend
are you ranked or no? Yeah, I play it too. Fuck. That's fun. Okay. Jeez. What? It's
a scuff controller? That's pretty good. No, it's good. Hold on. My controller died.
Rock you leave what your controllers did yeah
Turn that shit off in the setting somewhere
Not sure about that
Probably fucking rock
I'm not sure if I'm going to score more than you.
Don't score in blue.
We're fucking on blue right now.
So this one is a good one, right?
Yep, yep, yep. All you.
Mine, mine, mine.
Oops, I got you.
That's going to be an open goal.
How do I turn my ration off?
Somewhere in the settings, for sure.
for sure. I had it on because I was coming over.
But I am nuts. You had gone into free play and just getting unlimited boost and putting
the controller on your nuts with vibration. Up top. You go.
I don't see you.
I'm getting fucking boomed every second here I got no boost rule one
Yeah, what can I do better what am I doing what am I not doing this game action question don't say everything
Clean your butt
It's been a hot as shit outside, bro
second
Oh, you guys came to play brother
You guys gotta be like champion
You're good here chat chat. What are we thinking here?
What are we thinking here? Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, I'm going to my Spotify up after this dude getting too much game while you're not enough jammies
Let's keep my cargo hold zero
Little bump on the way in
Now they are I might be center
come at us oh my god chat if we come back y'all me a hundred gifted dealer
wait did you demo him oh my god you know I didn't think he was gonna be coming
that hard on me fuck me bro wait you make you death this is all you this is
like nice good sheets you're back some more gold on me let's scratch under my
nuts pretty bad
sorry about that yeah yeah I got you too loud we'll take that
fucking go boys
we can actually come back
I'm 100% I'm 100% I'm 100% good here I'm 100% good here
oh it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine
what's the better way now?
take it off 18 plus
You pig, you don't read any chats.
Only in the seagulls tree you're out there that reads chats, buddy.
Oh my god, nice.
Oh wow.
They're not even trying to, they're just bumping me.
They are getting bumpy
Yeah, we're good. I'm gonna get a good. I'm gonna get a good. I'm gonna get good. Nice
Okay, get it back to our side
I'll get that I touched it
We're good still 40 seconds
I'm hitting here. I'm just coming center
I didn't fuck me up I don't think okay it's coming back towards you baby yeah here we go chat
I got chicken shawarma
Shawarma is not Indian food, it's like Middle Eastern Arabic I think
Shit's good as hell
Why are you live at 430?
Can't even go live now?
Yo, do I have any mods in the stream?
stream just a bunch of useless pizzerias shit don't pay you guys for nothing
all right you ladies what a little street care time to get I'm trying to
get right yeah it's a
It's only funny cuz I saw I heard your controller so I just know you're clicking bullshit right here at the end bro
Oh my god, what am I doing wrong, don't laugh!
I'll leave it on the middle for you, maybe?
I've seen everything.
Why don't you guys actually ever try to help me out with myself?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I saw salt salt salt, you you.
Still I think you bro.
We are providing fucking pro shit here.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god.
This bad boy just needs to get in.
Yeah, you might as well just get it done.
Not a lot of rock on the ball in the net
Oh my god, watch the bicycle kick fake
Watch I watch this watch this fake
Set it up perfect for laser ready fake them
That's a good fake
I'm not putting frostbar challenge in the title.
I'm going.
I'm back on D.
Nice size.
Got it out of there.
Nice.
I'm going.
He fucking got it.
Don't worry.
Chad I'm actually playing good.
I don't want to hear shit in this, Chad.
on my soul on my good, on my good.
Like everything I love, you know,
on all your family's dead, like,
on, on, on.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm gonna get it right back up there,
so I don't have to.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, that was a good effort, man.
Nice.
This guy, this guy, this guy
I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw
Oh
Wait cycle
Nicely
Oh
Hold hold Jack come on we got a score here. This is for the game
I
I'm honking
Off
No, I fucking didn't flip back ribs
I got hit, I got hit, I got hit
I got a low, I got next
I fucked it really, really
I got a good hit
Oh my god
Oh my god, it's ok, it's ok
It's notable
Oh my god, it's so notable, it's so notable, low life from A
Give it up, give it up, you go, you go
I'm just gonna lurk on it, I feel like it's gonna be dead
Nice!
EG!
Fucking go boys
Not fucking bad, not fucking bad dude
You got geeks
Sauce
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
Thank you.
You're a pagan.
Oh, that space is hell. Holy fuck.
That was actually some madder daddy shit.
I'm not having free breakfast.
Oh
Actual question tighten me in the chat if you still need
Probably make sure both
I'm so on I don't even know how to do that and I don't know like when I try to do that
I just think it's gonna work sometimes just not
yeah I need to support okay we have four minutes
yeah everyone just says me bro because it's just the good life bro let's just be honest
Unless you're like 9 years old, bro, you're not watching Twitch fucking sober
Probably
Unless it's the fucking people watching the burnt peanut probably not
Or like just rich like rich people like rich guys who just do like stocks or have like just a fuck ton of money who like enjoy it
I've never done no uh, yeah should have been I really shit I got I got it. I waited a long time
I thought they were gonna come out of goal
Let's go
I'm sober and 31. No, you're not you're not that's just not true. That's you're a fucking
You go, could be a goal here, ooh I wasn't there, I was getting boost, I'm in this.
Ruling, whenever it's close like that
You can't fucking buy one right now come in mid
It's coming mid.
It's not, it's not coming mid.
Wait.
Oh!
I'll leave the back one for you.
Holy shit.
Holy shit
I have no boost
No boost?
Hold on here
Noooo they got a good touch
Yeah he's 10
It's okay
I think it's about time bro
Is Lacey addicted to this?
No
This is a good song
Is he?
Oh, fuck, try and get back.
Wow.
Gotta see this.
Yeah, that was just nutty.
Okay, two goals in not a lot of time.
I mean, it's possible, bro.
Hugo.
I'm gonna love D-Lurk, though.
Fuck you, higher.
Alright, we can do this, we can do this.
Yeah, it's still here, it's still here.
Yeah, I'm gonna start an other one.
Yep, I'm stealing that, for sure.
Fucks.
Okay, we'll take that. Star's off good.
Nice shot, lanes.
Thanks, boys.
I didn't do it anyway
Oh, you gotta hit that
I have no fucking boost you gotta go with it. Oh, I just got some I'm gonna hit it good here
That could be in nice good good board good board
Yeah, we're not really gonna turn it up I can turn it up on these roads
Oh my god.
Is he gonna be dead?
Yeah, hit that good.
Go back, go back.
Oh, he hit a weak hit.
Demo one.
Just this kid. I have a good hit here.
How do I get demoed?
It's okay.
Oh, it's gonna be coming to our goal.
Nice.
We need a good hit.
There it is.
There fucking is.
There fucking is.
Let's go dude.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh my god that was for the lead.
Oh my god that was the tie.
Oh my god.
I thought that was the tie.
No dumb move, no DG.
No dumb move.
Yeah, fax.
I'm getting back.
Zero.
We're good.
Is that our moose?
Yeah, yeah. That could be a gulf for us.
I'm getting back.
You keep playing for it. I'm getting back.
Fuck that.
I had fries.
FRIIIIIIIIIINGE-
Put the fries in a bag! Put the fries in a bag!
Fuckin' good...
What?
What?
Why am I getting the death stairs?
Ugh.
Okay.
I can't wait for the summer bro.
Why?
Dude, it's just life in the summer is just like god tier.
I don't even know why bro. Everything in the summer is just enhanced by a hundred X.
That's true.
Shit is just fire.
Only bad thing about the summer is how hot it is.
Yeah, bro. It's like unbearable. Honestly, it's been pretty bad this week too.
Wait, have you lived in LA for a summer yet?
Uh, yeah. Last summer I moved here in June, so like pretty much the thick of it.
Yeah, it was... it gets pretty intense, bro.
Okay, I'm not.
Huh!
Oh...
Sick of it, I get it, bro.
Where'd you all drop my list?
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows.
I can't wait till Lacy drops all the Flakers somewhere and has a suspect chiseled.
Fries bro, I literally just fucked up my jump bro, like actually just, look at this, watch.
First jump, stairs, second jump.
I'm so troll.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, y'all realize...
What should I have a good hit?
Frost.
Oh my god.
I'll need a boom.
I'll boom.
Wait.
I
Get what you guys favorite parts about something
The vibe oh my god
Good parts about summers like drilling like cookouts like
Being out with the bros like late like doesn't even have to be like out like in terms of like party and just like hanging out late
Yeah, like eight o'clock Sun's just setting down here. That's always fire
Yeah, these guys are really running up your skin's nation
Sunset late is so far give a matter daddy
I didn't know if you had one.
Wow, they're not missing some shit.
Nah, if they came to fucking...
Hold on, neither are we now!
That's our first shot on goal!
It's good, son.
I sound good.
Promise that game's not over yet.
Thanks.
Hold on!
Thank you Spud.
Oh my, I'm natural.
You lack precision in your hits.
Fuck
I might go in
Let's see a coach
Two, three, two, go!
Wow.
You want for a demo here?
This could be looking the goal.
Wait, what are meat blows?
Uh, someone with some big ass fucking fat hands, like sausage fingers.
It's good buildable.
Yeah, it's good buildable.
I'm not sure what that is.
It's 100%.
It's coming up for us.
All good?
Uh-oh.
Nope, nope, nope.
They're not good enough.
Double fake and to me sneaking up behind
Yeah
I didn't have the angle for that.
How do y'all just like- Oh no.
Nice.
Nice.
Why don't you watch this gameplay and just think on the grass?
Oh my god.
Get them.
Two lays.
Such a bad hit.
We're still here though.
As long as they don't score, we can fuckin' hope we're trying, we're trying.
No, no, no, no.
That's not good.
Not good.
No! No!
No!
I have to see this. I think I got bumped by, yeah, a little team bump.
Alright, come on. Two gold was fine.
Yeah, it's doable.
Oh
My fucking god, they just don't plan I think you were better than you are right now
about 30 hours
true
here you go
yep it's fine
they're playing a goalie
I'm hitting it hard
it's coming center
nice
oh my god
it's okay
Yeah, we're good.
Look for that.
I thought it was closer to go.
Nice!
Let's fucking go, baby.
Yo, dude.
Nice.
I didn't mean to hit that.
That was good.
Can't let him bulge it though.
Loki, look out of here.
Look for a dead.
Oh shit.
I can still score here though.
Oh shit, so could that.
I'm getting out of here.
Fuck that.
I'm lurking on this. I'm not gonna lie. You go.
I'm playing for a dead.
They just scored.
Yeah, I'm dropping what it saves in the chat
Full soul bro
So I mean why you can't know one more you can't get all you have to call it before you can't lose and then call it
You have to call it big game
That that that that that question mark question mark question mark risking it
for what yo Zilla killer are you on my team? Why do you care more than Lacey?
Fuck you job I fucking hate you what a save
Told you bro if you go to bed at 5 a.m. You wake up at 11 that's still 7 hours
of sleep right there bro I've been doing the math you got to maximize the
time you're awake bro you got to make the most of all the time you're awake I
don't like waking up in the street oh that's fair yeah that's fair you got to
have a like a good like what maybe two hours of just real life running okay
wake up at 10 okay you got to go to bed at like
pretty soon
Oh, yeah, thank you for the big
W25 gifted in a chat man, thank you for the 25.
I missed.
That boosts.
Dude, I fucking sold last game, that's so prize.
Let's go Flick!
Maybe a little hunter gets it in the chat, 11k, not a bad shout, huh?
Might as well get that rolling.
He wants to bless. I wanna take this, I'm gonna make a list of all hunts.
Dachman, thank you boys!
Oh my!
Is that him?
No, that's okay.
I'm on, hitting mid.
Come on back to gold!
Come back to gold boys!
It's okay.
It's okay.
Is that you?
Oh, yeah, I went back for both. Oh, I'm coming back. It's coming back to the goal 100% off the wall centered
This guy's fucking prime everything. I don't know
I know I know I feel that too
Yeah, ooh, oh my god, I met people I saw I got a hit here
No Pogsitivity?
Literally zero Pogsitivity.
Not even a single other get to what we need to know.
That's just irritating.
Getting the champ in reverse only?
Maybe just one thing.
What is this?
Bro, I had no time to turn my car around, bro.
I'm I had to just stick it in reverse
Actually some bullshit. Oh one the kickoff it's coming off the wall here. Oh
My god, he hit it off the fucking out of his car
Yeah, oh just a good hit for me. I
I'm a good- nah, I went too low. Wait. Oh, he bumped me. Oh my god. He's genius.
I don't even think he meant to do that, bro.
Bro, you guys down for one more, bro.
Bro...
I know but what if we can see each other getting off on a wing right okay
when we always just win here though the games I even over yeah games I even
over yeah maybe that'll motivate our goal here
Oh
The defense was sleeping for that kid woke up. No, I don't even know how to block that it's too good
Didn't I just didn't simply put I didn't whoa
Ohhhh!
That's good.
You guys are getting a little uh...
Fuck yourself.
Place?
Oh
No, I didn't do the right thing stop spamming that. Oh
My head
Oh my god
I actually broke your tires.
No!
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
Finishable.
F**k.
Fries for me, bro, yeah, I'll do a large fry, bro.
We got to come back ways?
Well, we got to go here, we got to go here.
Watch.
Is that it?
Oh my god, it's in.
Yes!
Let's go.
Good shit.
I got good defense there.
Instead of looking at it, steal the ball, go on the other way.
Good shit.
I got a shower man. I got a shower.
I have 15 seconds to hold on to it.
100 gifted for a 5D in Wind Street.
Yeah, someone did type that I'm uh...
I just thought he was be lying, so...
In rainbow?
yeah it wouldn't be easy but I'm like I'm I mean shit brother I'm down to go
for it of course I am but
we're good
they're bad on defense these guys are only good at scoring I'm in this I'm in
this coming over the middle I've known about oh shit oh shit all right catch
all boys in the next one catch all boys in the next one bro I see you later
I'll see you tomorrow at least.
Peace.
All right, chat.
Chat, I'm getting off.
I'm gonna be live tomorrow at noon, okay?
So I don't wanna hear any bullshit going on in this chat
and this offline chat in the Twitter column
and I wanna see any bullshit about,
oh, they see when you're being live,
they see when you're live.
I'm going to be live at noon, okay?
I'm going to be live at noon.
Tomorrow at 1 o'clock.
Tomorrow, 1 o'clock.
Everybody be there.
4 PM EST, 1 PM PST.
We have the TAP-CAP slime guy drop.
It's limited to one per person, and it's a very limited drop.
I have a feeling it's going to sell out extremely quick.
I have a feeling it's going to sell out very, very quick.
So make sure you're over there to get it.
Okay.
W, stream in the chat.
And yeah, join the Twitter column.
Make sure you guys are there tomorrow for Tap Caps.
And I'm gonna catch y'all in the next one, bro.
I'm gonna catch y'all.
She said she leaving up for a trip.
She wanna meet me at her car.
Peace out to y'all.
She looking pretty.
She looking gorgeous.
Yeah, tomorrow, make sure you're not alone.
Come on, let's do it.
She more fashion, more fashion.
I just put a bitch on another bitch and hit him broke all of a sudden he a friend when
I send that bitch a toast when she want attention. She disguised it as a post. I forget to mention she was