Lacy
๐ฅ TAPCAPS SLIME GUY DROP ๐ฅ 1ST COME, 1ST SERVE ๐ฅ VERY LIMITED ๐ฅ STREAMER CS DRAFT ๐ฅ GAMER OF THE YEAR ๐ฅ MVP POV ๐ฅ KEKW ๐ฅ
03-15-2026 ยท 6h 15m
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That's what I'm gonna be like being a shit I can't believe it
I'm gonna fucking turn to the other way cause
Can you fucking hurt me so you're fucked up like this?
I'm gonna sing a church weasel and I'm gonna kill my ass
I'm gonna fuck you up, that's trash I'm gonna stay
Hey!
I'm gonna be a shit I'm gonna kill my ass
Fuck you Ron!
You want me to lower my music? Ron wants me to lower my music!
Ron you want me to lower my music?
Oh
Oh, stop, please!
Oh, stop, please!
Wait.
Wait, there's a draft.
How did this equate to me being last pick out while I moved my camera please?
Wait, the draft came out?
The draft didn't ask you, not already?
How we feeling in the chat today man? How we feeling in the chat? How's everybody feeling today, bro?
Y'all having a good uh, y'all having a good Sunday man? It's still the weekend.
Is it just me or is this weekend felt very long?
Is it just me or is this weekend felt very very very long? I don't know. Maybe it's just me
But I swear this weekend's felt extremely long for some reason. I don't know why
No phone notification about Shabba Hall, but hey
I hope everybody is having a good week and a good Sunday today is a good day man today's a great day
as y'all may or may not know in exactly 24 minutes 24 minutes we 23 minutes the official slime guy
Tap caps drop number two comes out. Okay, I'm super excited. This is a really cool
drop the green slime guys not included but you have the purple slime the pink
slime the blue slime the orange slime and of course you have the golden slime
which is the very very rare one okay now this golden slime is going to be more
rare than the green one okay so if you get a golden slime I'm telling you keep
that bitch, okay? It's the same price as the last drop, it's $11.99. But this one is a
little different, okay? Because this drop is so limited, every single person is
limited to buying one tap-tap, okay? Every person is limited to buying one
tap-tap. So overpriced. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, brah. I'm not gonna get into it. I can
bypass this. I mean, yes, you technically could bypass it. You technically could
bypass it. I'm not gonna tell y'all how, but I thought you said they were
affordable brother brother how do I break the news to you dude how do I break the
news to you dude this check on it but but either way is drops in is drops in
exactly 21 minutes I'm telling you guys right now it is going to I have a
a really strong feeling it's gonna go quick. All right a lot more people know
about tap caps from the first drop and there are less quantity that you can get
from this drop than the last one. So 20 minutes and the tap cap slime guy drop
is officially underway so make sure y'all are here. Am I balding? Am I balding?
I got an actual question for you guys because I'm at a crossroad right now.
Do I continue to grow my hair out and let it get like long, long curly hair or do I go
back to the blonde bus cut. Do I go back to the blonde bus cut? Let it grow, let it grow,
bleach buzz, grow, grow, go bulb, not going bulb. To be honest, you will be chopped with
long hair. I've had long hair before. One thing about me, it doesn't matter what hairstyle
I have, you cannot find a single hairstyle that I look chopped on. Facts. Literally a
fact. It's literally a fact. You cannot find a hairstyle that Lacey looks chopped with.
Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong. Okay. I mean, me personally, don't
I don't think I look chopped here.
Don't think I look chopped here.
I don't think I look that chopped here.
I think I look kinda good actually.
Thank you very much.
I think I look kinda good here.
Thank you very much.
The red hair is your best look.
Do it again.
See, I can't tell if someone actually means that
or if you're just fucking trolling me.
Wait, DRILL! DRILL! DRILL! Come here. Can you get me some stuff? Do we have any? I can unbox?
Even if it was just one. Like fully unboxed. If your hair is your power, what are you without it?
The thing about me is, Shep, Sidemen Charity Match teams leaked.
Sidemen Charity Match!
Sidemen Charity Match!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I made a mistake by the door.
I made a mistake by the door.
I promise you don't want to stay.
I promise you don't want to stay.
And the first pick for the Sidemen Charity Match 2026 is...
Lacey!
Wait, I passed it?
I'm trying to sell it to the game, though.
Welcome to the Lair!
Here's the withdrawal to the Sightman Charity Mask!
Where are you?
These are Marlins, so I'll just give you a look, too.
Wait, they accidentally leaked it?
I'm on the Sidemen team.
So who's on my team?
Zerka?
W25.
I can't see what that says.
Big Star, Tobi, Deji, Cristiano, who's W25?
I can't read this far.
XQ sees on my team.
Nicko, Arthur, AJ, Lacey, mystery player.
Adapts on my team.
Jinxie, love my team!
Laserbeam and AB.
Okay, and we're going against.
Okay, so I change sketch.
George, oh no.
Oh no.
Do we win this?
I mean, I'm gonna be honest, who do y'all think the mystery player is?
We do some math here.
Mystery player on Team Sidemen, right next to Lacey.
All these players have been revealed except for one person.
And that person has been confirmed to be on Sidemen Inside next month.
Could this be Marley or could this be Sina?
Could this be Sina?
I'm not going to lie, if the mystery player is Sina, I'm probably going to just back
out of the whole match.
If Sina's on my team, I'm probably backing out of the entire match.
Now I don't know, wait, does this mean that I was a higher pick than Adapt and Jinxie
and Laserbeam and AB?
Yes.
So I got picked, I got picked higher than Adapt and Jinxie in a football charity match.
It's 2026 by the way Ron was last pick
Ron's gonna put everybody wrong Ron's gonna put everybody wrong watch watch okay, yeah, we got 15 minutes
15 minutes until the tap caps drop number two
I do want to tell y'all though, hold on, let me pull it up.
There is a minigame.
There's an updated minigame.
I'll put it in the chat right now if y'all
want to play the minigame, OK?
This is the minigame right here.
So in order to stop cheating, like from the last one
in the minigame, I'm going to show y'all.
I'm going to show y'all.
I'm just going to show you guys.
In order to stop cheating, when you die,
It says, keep going, score 40 plus points to unlock your chance to win prizes, right?
So once you score 40 points, you have to enter your Discord in, all right?
And if you do win, you can win another Tap Caps PC.
You can win an ultra rare Gold Slime Guy.
You can win a Tap Caps signed Founder Hoodie.
And you can, um, the top 100 winners get an unreleased Chrome Slime Guy.
So there's only a hundred of them made in the entire world, but only one person's gonna win the PC who gets above 40 points on the minigame
But there is a PC giveaway, okay?
Okay, I
Told y'all we have hella giveaways coming hella giveaways coming and then it's also
Also
If you guys are interested in more giveaways
Hold on hold hold hold hold hold I'm going to be giving away a
Brand-new
Tesla to one person who follows the tap caps Instagram
That's right. I am giving away a brand-new Tesla to one person who follows the tap cap Instagram
As soon as it hits a hundred thousand followers, so I'm going to be giving away a Tesla
All you got to do is click this follow button and then I'm going to be giving away a Tesla. Okay
It's gonna be a toy Tesla
But also for the IG giveaway
Okay, for the IG giveaway, one person that follows the Instagram is going to get a brand
new PC.
That's right.
One person who follows the TAP-TAP Instagram is going to get a brand new PC, so we have
two PC giveaways for doing.
person who follows the Tap Cap Instagram is going to get an entire Creator Tap Caps
Kit that we send out to all the streamers. And another person is going to get the rare
Goldeguy plus a Foundry City. All right, so we have two PCs we're giving away. All you
gotta do is just follow the Tap Cap IG. Very, very simple. Very simple. You don't have
to pay anything. You don't gotta do anything. You just gotta follow. Okay. And if you
You put L spam in the chat, I'm banning you.
Okay, anti-con.
Yo, anti-con, I'm not going to live, bro.
Are you typing, are you typing L spam with your toes?
Are you typing L spam with your toes, dude?
L spam.
All right, guys, we got 10 minutes!
10 minutes till it drops.
I'm so excited, I'm so excited.
Also, after the tap caps drop today, guys,
We have a CS streamer tournament.
There's a bunch of streamers that are playing in it.
I'm gonna read off the list of streamers
that are playing in this tournament.
Are you guys ready for the list of players?
Are you guys ready?
The list of players that are playing in this tournament.
Onapixel, Spoit, Squishy, Richy, Cuffham, Bruce,
Arky, Yugi, Jason, Ron, Zlink, Sketch, Ray,
Agent, Senna, Joe Bart, Silky, Deji, Ginge, XQC,
Aiden Ross, High Vives, Clicks, Lacey, Riley, Bucky,
Yusuf, Aero, Muda, Donna, CSGO, and Moxie.
All these people are playing in a 4v4 CS tournament
hosted by Jinxie tonight, and it's a draft.
It's a draft.
So it's no teams picked from the thing.
There's captains and they have to draft the team.
And you heard it first here.
I am first pick.
I am first pick.
That's right.
I am first pick.
I hope you and Bruce get on the same team that would be cinema.
So you want me to be on a team with Bruce,
so I can just get fucking yelled at and flamed the whole time.
Okay, I get it.
Yes, if you wanna laugh at you, all right.
You cuff him and Bruce would be a god team.
You're not gonna lie, if that's the team,
if that's the team, I might end this stream
wanting to hang myself, girl.
I like the amount of shit I'm gonna get,
I might end this stream up on a ceiling with a rope.
That would be the best content.
Anyway, let's see, I can't.
Wait.
Wait.
A lot of droop.
Is it supposed to be?
God, it better be a thick rope then.
Okay.
I'm going to do unboxing.
unboxing.
Ah, okay, low key not bad, low key not bad.
I got a rare one, Chad, I got a rare one, it's not bad.
It's actually not bad.
I got the orange rare one.
I got the orange rare one.
Hold on.
Cheezer, calm down.
You'll focus maybe not a match out
Yo, I
Want the purple so bad thugs I
Feel like the girls I feel like the who's a girly in the chat
Take me in the chat if you're a girly I feel like the I feel like the girlies are gonna like the pink one
Hold on opening
I'm gonna be honest even though it's not the ultra rare the pink gotta be my favorite
Come on. That is so nice. Look how nice the pink is chat
Just look how nice the pink is
The pink is tough the pink is tough the pink is tough
Well, I gotta put a pink on my keyboard actually hold on I'm gonna take this one off
I'll put this one over here, and I'll put the pink right here.
Clock it.
I'm not...
Look at my keyboard, Chad.
Oh, wait, I don't have an orange one either?
Talk to me in my little asshole.
Owner of a company, by the way.
Owner of a company, by the way.
Chad, look at my keyboard.
look oh wait am I allowed to show this one
I don't know if I'm allowed to show that one wait that just leak
wait
I didn't know what to do with it.
Wait, this is like the official drop right here?
Oh.
Long drop, bro.
That's creatures.
Give up.
Like this?
No, it's just starting to close up.
I'm not a spag.
Holy shit, my mom just texted me and said, hey, wanted to let you know that your friend
from your, I'll let you know your best friend from childhood Hunter had a baby
girl yesterday. You will never ever guess her name.
No, it's not Darla.
When I got a call, I'm going to ask really quick.
Oh my gosh, the job's in three minutes.
The job's in three minutes. I have three minutes.
Mom, answer!
Hello?
Hey, Mom, I'm on stream. I have a really short time.
Like two minutes.
So Hunter had a baby.
They had another little girl, yes.
What's, and you said y'all never gets her name.
What's her name?
No, it's just a desk miss. They named her Lacey.
That's what I thought you were gonna say.
No, no, they did not, they were Lacey.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Wait, what's the name?
What's it's name?
I will send it to you,
because I know they're real private about
the other one and everything else.
Got it, yeah.
Okay, okay.
So now they have two little girls.
Congratulations to Hunter, man.
And guess what else?
Well, maybe I shouldn't say it.
Don't say it, just text me it.
Okay.
Make sure to buy a Tapcat, mom.
Love you, bye.
Love you, bye.
Clicked call me hello W promo to your mom come on you guys make sure you are quick I
I don't know how fast this is gonna go. I really don't know how fast this is gonna go
I'm itching I want purple open Shopify on your phone why
Why
We want to hear the beings
You guys want to hear the beings two minutes?
two minutes
Everybody make sure you're on the website
mods pin it
Pin the website
Clicks
I'm ready, Glicks!
My fault, my fault, my fault.
What do you do with the Glicks?
Two minutes!
You ever hear of me?
Glicks!
Hey!
Glicks, two minutes!
I'm ready, Glicks!
My fault, my fault, my fault.
What do you do with the Glicks?
Two minutes!
See every day you watch it and see how it goes.
One minute one minute one minute one minute one minute if you cop shit put it in the
calm yes every single thing any order put it in the calm you can win giveaways yes and
Lacey, you know there is free shipping domestic in $6 off international, right?
Wait, what does domestic mean?
Domestic is the United States of America? You fucking stupid little bitch.
Wait, so we pay for their shipping?
Yes, we are paying for their shipping.
What? But it was my idea, you don't like it?
What? You don't like the idea?
So, I, oh god, nice. Got it.
But we're paid for it, bro.
Why are you so greedy?
Lazy, one minute, Chad, if you guys want free shipping,
you can do it, Chad.
One minute till it drops.
Drop the discord.
Everybody, I'm telling y'all, it's gonna go quick,
it's gonna go quick.
Check announcements in the top cap discord
for shipping, free shipping, okay?
All right, Lazy, you ready, bro?
I'm ready.
Yo, I think my shop, wait, Lano,
attach me, I wanna see my bringers on.
I think I have shopped on my phone, Lazy.
You're sending messages too quick, oh my God.
Wait, is that?
Oh my God, it's out.
It's up.
Is it up?
It's up, I think.
Mods, get a link.
It's three, it's three, it's three, it's three.
Slime guy mystery box.
Oh!
We are not live.
Tabcats is officially live, boys.
All able to check out now.
They're saying it's broke.
No, no, everyone's saying it's broke.
No, it's not!
Is there too many people?
I just got a order.
I just got one.
I got one order.
It doesn't work.
Oh my god.
Dia just has to me that I can't check out.
She's doing a sad face.
Yo, team.
Wait, I just got another order, though.
Oh, I got one.
I got another one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I think.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
We are in!
Oh my god!
We have 2,000 orders in under a minute!
2,000 orders in under a minute!
What?
We have 2,000 orders in under a minute!
2,000 orders in under a minute!
We have to fly it off the shelf!
Oh my god!
Yo, I did my phone. I did my phone is broken.
Oh.
Yo, it already shows over a hundred orders.
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
Blast it!
It's gonna sell out in a minute!
I mean, bro, this isn't a sell out in a second.
Yo, this is actually a sell out in a-
Wait, there's a line? There's a queue?
Wait, I didn't even know there's a queue.
Wait, so what's the map for that?
the map for a lot of people that the website can hold.
No, no, the website can hold a lot of people that just don't mind you with the cart checkout.
But it's extremely, extremely good.
That's how many people want to go.
How many?
How many?
That's love, Chad.
That's love.
How many?
How many?
How many?
Basically, there's too many people trying to check out that in the cart.
Now, the cart, there's a queue.
There's a queue in the fucking cart?
Dude.
Dude.
My chat's in a three minute queue to slow it down.
If you guys caught the one, take a picture and put it in the comment right now.
Oh my god, I'm in line to check.
Put it inside, right, put it inside right now.
Dude.
Dude.
Let's bend the link one more time.
What the fuck?
Wait ladies and gentlemen wait wait oh no wait I have a two I have a two. Yeah, I'm in a q2. I'm in a q. I'm in a q
Oh my Jack
Check can't be boss cuz people can only get one at a time
Oh shit like it can't be kept people can't be using the
Holy shit. Oh
Oh my god at six minute wait time to get it. That is insane. There's that many people
Dude, bro, what my phone's lagging. They say I'm still scrolling. Oh my god. Oh my
lazy
shit
I
Said I can't even I can't even I can't even fucking use my phone
Oh my gosh, he's about to fly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what happened?
There's 12,000 people in the queue.
12,000 people are in queue.
There's 12,000 people in the queue.
Mark, cut that, slow down, holy shit.
Who got one?
Chad, you got one time, me.
To 12,000 people are waiting.
There's only 200 left?
What? It's been three minutes.
It's four minutes.
Four minutes.
It's sold out.
It's sold out.
It's sold out in three minutes!
Three minutes!
Yes!
Three minutes!
Hold on, please, please, please.
What?
What?
Oh my God!
I have slime all over my face!
Let's go!
Dude!
Yo, yo.
Sold out in three minutes. You just get slide. I got slide. You just got fucking slug
Shots all the people
Not anymore, please don't do that!
Do more, Joe!
Do more, Joe!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fuck, I need a walk.
I can't.
Joe, that's four minutes, Lacey.
Lacey, that's four minutes!
Four minutes!
Four minutes sell out, dude!
I'm not going to lie.
I did not... Bro, it was an hour in the first drop?
first shop four minutes and you know that it was it was limited to one per person that
that is to use a minute for one per person chat if you got one if you got one type I
got one in the chat oh my god so much confetti all over me shout out to all the people who
got one bro shout out to every other one the other one bro
next up we have to up we literally have to up the corner okay we have to next next
We need to do like both of these jobs times like no joke like ten
Dude think about it. Everybody watch it on tiktok clips and shit. They can't even get one. It's already sold out
They're gonna see these clips and they it's already sold out. Oh
My gosh, dude. Wow
Thank you guys so much, bro, I was not expecting four minutes sold out
We out. Okay. I was not expecting four minutes
Four minutes. Hello chat
Chat I'll leave up to the pain to check out clicks apparently at one point
Okay, apparently at one point there was over 20,000 people in the checkout line
20,000 people
Yo
W's in the chat right now every single person who cop on every single person who supports every single person who's who tried to cop on
Thank you guys so much, bro. Thank you guys so much in the day the thugs the pictures all y'all bro
I love you guys. Thank you guys. I'm so sorry to all the people who didn't get one and I feel bad
I don't understand bro. I feel really bad, but like
We have we had zero expectations of
That many units like tens of thousands of units coming out in four minutes
Yeah, bro next drop bro. We look you need it
I promise y'all hey for all the slime back in and all the tap-tap base.
He was one per person too.
Yeah it was one as insane as insane.
He was one per person we literally tried.
For the next drop we're gonna have to up the quantity.
I just didn't think I didn't think that that's that many people that quick.
Well yeah we gotta triple the stock or some shit I'm not even trolling.
I feel bad for all the people who didn't get one.
Anyone who didn't get one I'm sorry dude.
Are you sure it wasn't my fucking in my model here?
Dude.
He used my molte- no not in time.
You you without fastest so that you cannot buy multiple enzyme. Oh
My gosh every single person
I'm liking every single tweet. I see if y'all copy it
Yeah, why are you spitting L's the fuck you want me to do?
Yeah, we stock it like you see we stock it bro
Yo fuck place in the chat dude this by the way, it was links idea
Not to not do a high quantity. Oh really? Yeah, it was like it was like that is not doing a high quantity
TK just told me next drop would we'll have to 10x the stock no literally we need to come like you every single
We literally need a 10x it
Dude we did that just sold out our second drop bro. I fucking love you. Let's go
Let's go
That's insane, bro
Dude.
Holy shit.
Five minutes sold out.
Bro, it had, I'm not kidding, it had seven, it was on order number 8,000 within the first
like two minutes.
Dude, that, you guys are crazy, that is, that is like insane.
Yo, tell Mark to tweet out, uh, sold out on the main, on the TACAP official Twitter
so I can reply.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna cut the phone down.
Yo, Drew.
No.
Yo.
Tweet out tap caps that it sold out and post on the story so I can repost it lucky.
You did take Pink Son on your favorite song.
Yeah, Pink Son wasn't my fucking favorite anymore though.
Holy shit, is it ready?
I know what I got to go, I got to go, we have this tournament, 20 minutes I got to go shower
here.
Holy shit.
Chad, what do you guys mean bots?
How do you guys expect bots?
It was limited to one per person.
No one can bot.
How can they bot one per person?
It doesn't even make, it literally physically doesn't even make sense.
Drop bots.
They can't, yeah but that works if they buy it like thousands.
You could only buy one per person
I
Told you guys to be there quick
Needed I was muted bro, you know people had an estimated wait time of six minutes
I know he said there was meeting meaning it was very impossible for them to get one
It was over 12,000 people in the queue show. I was not expecting how many people. I need a fucking honey for my story
I'm gonna go shower. Is it ready Andrew? Not taking good old sweet time, huh?
Sitting here trying some slime.
Sold out. Let me know what he puts on storage, you know?
I'm trying to but Lacey's just telling me to go IRL.
Oh Lacey bro, you're making them work hard, dude.
I have slime all over my body.
In a turd I've been fucking grating. I got to shower. I got to shower. I'll be grateful. I got to shower dude. I got to shower!
Bro, Al Lacey dude. Al Lacey in the chat.
I'm seeing a bunch of LSVs in my chat already, don't worry.
Something with these ugly ass selfies? Alright dude.
Al Lacey. Yo, I got confetti everywhere.
That Lando is clean enough. Yes sir!
Placey, will it be texting me a screenshot of the slime-red mystery box in this car?
I have 104 and it was already sold out.
That is literally insane.
Oh, I'm tired of you guys.
Yeah, also, let me know when you tweet my screens black.
I actually did it. I did it. It's been tweeted.
My PC just fucking shut down.
My PC is restarting itself. Confetti? Confetti? Confetti got in me. Oh my f-
They know. Boom. Fuck, bro. Oh my god, it's a fanny. Yeah, Shay, y'all make no- y'all
act like if I- y'all act like- I'm not joking, I'm not joking. Y'all are mad. I can hear
I'm sorry.
You all are mad at me as if I wouldn't want to sell more to make more money.
Like what?
You guys make no sense.
You ready?
Oh my gosh, there's slime in my ear bro.
That cannot be good.
That cannot be good.
If you guys are mad, you're gonna get one.
We're doing a ton of tap-caps, I'm gonna giveaways.
All you gotta do is follow the Instagram.
So maybe you'll be able to get one, but as of right now,
we just sold out of the second drop in under five minutes.
I gotta post on my story.
Are you ready, Jude?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, this tarp can do shit.
Yeah, and guess what? I got all over my setup, all over my setup.
Alright, calm down, it's on your mousepad.
All over my setup, and I'm supposed to be the first pig in the tournament, we can say.
It's on your mousepad.
It's supposed to be the first pig in the tournament, by the way.
I'm gonna have a new mousepad.
Yeah!
We probably won't be slime again.
When's our slime game?
Please don't ever slime me again.
All right wait can I just like tripod this up there cuz I have to upload this this photo
Yeah
Yeah, bro, you're actually like causing a slime trail. I mean oh my god. Thank God in-hand camera guy your whole ass is just
out. Yeah, yeah
I mean yeah, we told you I'm gonna be getting back. I've been telling y'all for weeks be there gotta be there on
on drop time, it's gonna be super quick.
I was not expecting four minutes,
but it's a collectible for a reason, bro.
The first drop, the Slime Guy greens,
we're reselling for $500, $600.
This one, we could sell it out in under five minutes.
It's the collectibles side of them
are gonna just keep going up, bro.
But I will tell you right now,
you guys have my word, the next drop,
I will make sure, me and Chris will make sure
that there is a lot more,
because clearly we have to
with how fast they've been selling out.
But you got, we were not expecting that.
Wait, you just gonna hop in the shower?
Yeah, can they get in on that shower?
Not my phone, I'm talking to them.
Huh?
Just my phone.
Just put it like right here.
Right here.
Holy shit, bro.
I ain't a speaker, I ain't a speaker at all.
Okay.
Shower segment, finally.
Bro, five minutes is crazy.
Oh my god.
I can't even see Charlie now, but I know the ladies are just looking at me, but I
You can see shadowy now, but I know the ladies are just in the heart of eyes.
Got a little bit of slime on my body, not a bad shot at all, huh?
Little slime, get it off my body, see, I have no tournament, and we move.
Holy shit, four minutes!
How did they sell out in four minutes?
It's 28,000 people in the queue!
How is that even possible?
We went from the first drop being an hour, and then we rescocked to the same amount
of sweat in four minutes, bro.
That is crazy, dude.
Oh, my God.
Chad, no!
Got a tap cap.
Tighten me in the chat.
And if you do get the Golden Slide guy, please keep it in the sealed packaging, okay?
Trust me.
have so much stuff coming but though these are like the founders drops we have
collabs with with with brands we have collabs with leagues everything coming
soon but holy shit so out of four minutes is crazy
I'm going to try and dry it off.
Wait, can you guys see me right now if I take my underwear off or no?
Yes, okay.
I'm going to go get changed really quick, okay?
Out here so you guys don't see me in my naked body.
My body's naked right now, Jack.
My body is slowly making it.
If you want to see it, all you gotta do is drop five gifts in the chat and I will show you by making the body.
Okay?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I fucked a slime on me, dude.
Shed time for CS! Let's fucking go, baby! It's time for Terry! Today's gonna be a good day!
Shit. Okay?
I'm ready. I'm ready to fucking game dude. I'm ready to fucking game dude. Let's go.
Let's go. Can y'all see me?
Holy, unfortunately, we can see you.
What do you mean unfortunately it's a blessing to be able to wake up and see me
It's a blessing in disguise, bro
Alright, it's time for this tournament 20 minutes
There's price slime all over my fucking floor in my setup
Not sure if I'm even gonna be able to compete in this tournament, bro
It's not looking good right now, dude
Not looking good at all
Did you even attempt to clean up?
I just look at him, bro.
That's bro.
Fuckin' having a low conversation over a Bruce-key?
Having a low conversation over a Bruce-key outside, huh?
How am I supposed to stream here and tournament?
I'm gonna take a picture, huh, Drew?
I'm gonna take a picture of Drew.
My head is up there.
Hand in your pants, jerking off a little bit.
can off a little bit, his hands are shaking off a little bit, rubbing his cock, rubbing
his cock finger in his ass.
What are you crying about?
Let's try to clean this.
Let me show you something.
Huh?
Oh my gosh, GG chat.
Oh my god, look at the house damage I'm going to have to pay.
Oh my god, look at the house damage I'm going to have to pay.
Yeah, GG.
Huh?
Nice.
What are those swans?
They're out of town.
My Kobe rug I got to ask whose idea was it oh my god my white chair
I did fuck yeah I fucked it up with some fire fucking beats what I did spit ice
I fucked up something. I fucked up some fire with some fire lyrics is what I did some fire bars
I'm in Marlin's room
Why does Marlin have this on his desk?
You can clean rugs, bro, you cannot just clean rugs, that's not how it works.
You can't just fucking clean like slime out of a rug, Chad.
literally just straight up not how it works. Yes it is. No it's not. You can. No you can't.
So I can just get a bigger tone, clean the slime out of the rug. No dude, you guys don't
know cleaning, you guys don't know hard work, hard manual labor. Y'all are not equipped
with that ability. You know what I'm saying? Y'all are not equipped with that ability.
You can wash it. Yeah, I guess you could just throw it. I guess you could just throw a fucking
like, like, you guys think you could throw a fucking rug in a dishwasher? No, that's
not how it works. Generally, not how it works.
You believe the Marlins like work?
Ah, fuck.
What is all moderns a whiteboard?
What does it say?
How to be a father? How to be a father? Do's. Farm it. Feed the baby. Working at a young age.
Three, put it on a 360 deal. Four, have fun. Okay, Marlon, that's your do's for having a baby,
Maybe is to farm it for content, put it on a 360 deal and make it start working at a young age.
Why does Marlon have a whiteboard of how to start a, what to do with your being a father in his room?
Okay, what are the don'ts?
No alcohol or drugs.
Two, aggression.
And look how he spelled aggression.
A-G-R-E-S-C-I-O-N, okay?
Um, four. Stroller.
What is...
That's your whiteboard?
I forgot about that. I thought Marlon wrote that.
That's the number of 5,000 people waiting in line before it.
You know when you went on the shop and it was open?
Yeah.
There were too many people who were on the passport and protected it.
Yeah.
Holy shit, that's insane.
I'm going to be honest.
Next drop.
Wait, have you said it in the shop?
Have you ever heard of it?
No.
Okay.
I don't think this part of it is gonna work.
What?
I don't say it, but next drop, we need to make sure
there is at least three X's to stop it.
There's gonna be 10 X's.
There's gonna be, wait a minute, it's 10 X's.
Isn't it 10 X's?
Yeah, at least 10 X's.
10 X's talk?
Yeah.
I'm gonna be honest, you have so much aura.
Thank you, bro.
Like you're just, look how tall you are,
lengthy, good looking.
Like I just wanna like touch your body.
Dude, it's so nice to be here.
Just wanna touch your body.
You just gotta get in there.
when is it we have we said what are you what are you what are you saying what's
a leak teach leaks in the discord I have my own you leak shit in the disco nice
no can you give me a leak so I can tell them like when the next drop is just
like a little sneak beginning of May beginning of May y'all heard it next
drop for all the people who didn't get the sign got dropped obviously I
apologize but we can't control that it's sold out in four minutes there
There were over 20,000 people waiting in line
to get a tap cap.
The next drop, beginning of May,
it's going to be a fire-ass drop.
See what I did there?
It's gonna be a fire-ass drop,
and there's going to be 10x the stock.
So that one should not sell out quick.
It should last, all right?
So the problem with this stock for this one,
it's not even your guys' fault.
No, I know, I told them I told them.
We never anticipated even the first drop to go as well as it did.
So we were supposed to, this was supposed to be like a random, like little thing.
If we were supposed to be selling top caps all month, right?
We never thought you'd ever been selling on the first day or selling them like the whole time.
So this was like supposed to just be like a little restocker for the next big one.
So basically you're saying that you were expecting the amount of stock to last the whole month.
Like two months all the way until the next drop and it sold out four minutes.
Yeah, so it's not really your guys' fault or our fault because these were ordered before
TapCaps, and we need to do with TapCaps as well.
That's insane.
That's the problem.
That is insane.
That's why we're fixing it for the next thing is like our first order since we know how
much demand there is.
In the meantime, we're doing giveaways on the minigame.
If you guys want to play the minigame, top up like 100 people, get a TapCap.
And if you follow the Instagram, we're going to be doing giveaways there.
you
you
you
you
you
That is,
you have to live in this place.
You have to live in this place.
You have to live in this place.
This. Reasoning basis, viral launch, 30,000 units sold in 40 to 48 minutes first drop,
360k gross at 1199, follow-up drops, extremely fast sellouts, minutes of queues,
combined founder audience of 20 million plus followers, high margins possible,
Early hype multiples, brands get 20 to 50x early run rate revenue or higher for audience.
No official funding yet.
Most grounded estimate right now, investors would pay premium for proven sell out velocity and resale flipping.
Current realistic estimated valuation, $20 to $80 million.
Is this Kat Kat's official business valuation?
Oh, it's a projection.
Crazy.
Okay, KJ, you got one, I'm gonna follow you back, brother.
Thank you for your purchase, got you a follow back.
Everyone's saying L drops, honestly,
you're just too slow, follow back.
Landon, you got one, did you have a follow back?
Can't everybody point and laugh at them.
Hope I get the gold so it was worthy.
That's got to be fake, that's got to be fake, that's got to be fake, that's fake.
It's not.
TK, is this real or is this photoshopped?
He's claiming that he had to pay $86 shipping.
No.
It could be?
He lives in Canada.
No, Canada no way.
No chances, so that's big.
Also we gave the people, we gave them the discount code and it's showing us that not that many people use it.
Wait, there was a discount code?
We gave free shipping for domestic and discounted shipping for international.
Clicks?
I'm probably going to say that on stream, huh?
I thought you said it before.
Clicks, I know Clicks did it.
Oh, Clicks did it.
Oh, it's in the Discord?
Hey, y'all got to join the Discord, bro.
Y'all got to join the Discord.
Y'all got to join the Discord.
No, bro.
There's no discount code for India.
Yeah, there is.
There was.
We had a discount code for everyone.
That's not real, though.
Yeah, this is fake.
$86 you have to get it up.
I guess Ziggy has $86.
Chad, when does this tournament start?
at 4.30. It should have started by now, no? It's real. Okay, Chad, PC give a while and
I'm going to give you the next 10 minutes.
Oh shit, it's fucking burped.
Do y'all think I win this tournament or no?
I want y'all to be completely honest with me.
I want y'all to be completely honest with me.
Am I good enough to win this tournament?
You misty?
Who are the captains?
Wait, what is Jinksie doing?
It's on, it's on, it's on.
You'll see, make the telephone do the call.
Wait, did I miss the tournament?
You went undrafted, put it on God, I went undrafted, put it on God.
No, I did not go undrafted.
That's a huge mistake.
I'm top three in the tournament.
I'm top three in the tournament.
Uh, y'all don't think I'm top three?
Jynxie replaced you with Cheezer?
a message to cheeser and to cheeser only. If I ever see you in person it's up, it's on
site. I'm not going to use a gun, I'm not going to use a knife, I'm going to take my
bare hands, I'm going to grab you by your little scrawny neck and I'm going to strangle
you while I passionately look deep in your eyes cheeser and watch the life slowly suck
out of your breath. Pause, A-Y-O. How is that gay? There's slime in my drink. I just drink
Just drank slime.
Might as well kiss him, too.
Why did I just get an Apple account verification code?
Dude, someone's trying to hack me.
All right, it's time for me to show the world what I'm fucking made of, Gamer of the Year!
Come on!
Gamer of the Year, bro!
Streamer, $100,000 Streamer CS, wait a minute, is it called CS Go or CS 2?
of the year MVP POV tap caps sold out in four minutes.
Sina, Sina's, FaceTime Sina.
I will 1v1 Sina right now and she won't get a kill on me.
I will one be one Senna right now and she won't get a kill on me.
Watch. Watch how it's done.
She's not even answering the phone.
She's not even answering.
Senna answered a fucking phone!
Fuck Senna!
She said she can't answer okay, I hope I get on her team.
All right, I hope I don't get on her team.
All right, shut up.
What's the best way to warm up?
Deathmatch?
I'm going to be honest, I've got to warm my hands up is what I have to do.
That's an actual good question.
Chat, what do y'all do?
What do you guys do when you need to warm up for a game?
Like, do you guys have a gaming warmup routine?
Like, you know how professional athletes
have like warmups they do before their games?
What do you guys do before you game?
Where are my headphones?
Jerk off, all right?
Where are my headphones?
I have no headphones
Who's Drew put him somewhere?
Drew!
Fuck dude!
Alright Chad, I'm gonna warm up for the CS Tournament.
Did you put my headphones somewhere?
No.
I mean, I'll take another look.
Alright Chad, time to warm up.
These are the broken ones I think.
Ron took them
I'm so fucking locked I'm so fucking locked bro
What are you wearing son, I'm wearing a fucking t-shirt there's no way y'all are about to hate on you wearing a t-shirt
I've actually just seen it all in this world.
I've actually seen it all in this world.
Can't even wear a fucking t-shirt in 2020, 26.
Okay, watch how Mad Drew's gonna get
for what I'm about to ask him for.
Hey, Drew, honey, if you're watching the stream,
then maybe you could get me a wet wipe
or like a Clorox wipe to light my monitor, please.
Maybe?
Little sign in my keyboard,
and I'm gonna have a shot at all of them.
Alright, check time to warm up.
Alright, y'all.
I
Have a warm-up baby come on. Why are y'all saying the wrong game? This is how I warm up
The next
Why am I on Fortnite?
Oh, people warm up in different ways.
This is how I warm my hands up for gaming.
I free build.
All right, good now time for me to hop in Colbex
Add to cart, Chad is Colbex a good way to warm up or should I just play deathmatch?
All right, all trolls aside can you guys not troll for a second and answer a question
for me? Actually, like, am I, I'm probably top eight player in this tournament, right?
your bottom three that's such a lie that's actually such a lie like I'm not
even kidding that's just such a fucking lie
it's downloading you're the trashest player in this tournament that I can't
Oh my god, I just can't wait to fool everybody in this fucking chat wrong.
Oh my, I'm such a gamer when it comes down to this shit.
I'm such a gamer when it comes down to this shit, when it comes down to the facts, the
knowledge, the game sense and pure Abe.
Pure Abe.
I'm him.
I'm literally him.
You said this before the R6 tournament and then I carry my team to a fucking, to
a finals.
What are you talking about?
I'm downloading hacks right now.
I don't care, bro.
I'm not playing this tournament fair.
I'm downloading hacks.
Well, if I'm gonna say I'm playing this shit fair,
no, bro.
How do I?
Wait, is my sense automatically like bound or no?
How does that work?
Oh my god, why am I getting off Kovacs?
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at right now.
Bro really thinks he's him.
See that's the thing is I don't think I'm him.
Hold on, I gotta take a shit so I'm gonna stand up and turtle.
Do you guys ever turtle your butt?
Jase's drinking?
I think he forgot about the tournament.
Just go shit, okay?
All right, I'll go shit.
Drill!
Come here.
Can you take over the stream?
Why don't I take a quick little dumpy dump?
Chat!
W's in a chat.
Whoever just said, just go take a shit.
It's Nathan315.
You just got the chat.
Five minutes of Drew. W Plumber's Makeup.
So I'm sorry I'm doing the landing right now.
What are you gonna pay for Drew?
Yeah, I got you.
So, Ron, you know what you need more?
Maybe we just switch this around.
You would probably do that method if you want.
Or you could keep it on me.
But I'm just gonna be honest.
I'm just gonna be on my phone because I'm doing 15 paying for it.
Uh, get shot. Ron, listen. Listen, bro.
If you didn't have your ping, I'm not gonna lie. This would be like a 60 now.
Okay, so switch this over so switch this over.
You know Ping actually has an advantage because your hitbox is moving more you know that right so where you are
Is it actually where I'm predicting?
I get what you're saying
No killing no killing no killing
No killing no killing no killing
Alright fair fair actually like that respect
I just said no killing
Brother Ben what?
That far into the round no killing
Brother you're holding my
Let me get a free kill let me get a free kill
hell no hell no hell no hell no hell no oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god are you real
i mean bro i don't know what he wants me to say i mean i know it's like
come on let's go
draftable
i'm not draftable because i'm gonna be first round pick
all right good luck
I'm not worried.
Time to move, knucklehead.
How long have you been playing today?
How long have you been playing today?
Today is like, not like 20 minutes.
Oh my god, so he's been practicing before we even started?
Uh, no, but I know you have like,
have a warm up for this and you're still busy, so.
He's fucking crazy.
He's been practicing before this.
He's been practicing before this.
You know what it is, Jack?
I'm not gonna lie, you're terrible, actually, but...
I mean, I'm gonna have winning today,
today so it doesn't make any sense I you know what it is ever since I switched to
this race my my frames per second are not 240 this is not 240 frames
that was yes how do I swap that when X is your ping too high you have a you have
a disadvantage because your fingers your pink is a two-law you know I won
that's game that game now I'm running away with my win brother I won 16-5 your
You're pink. You're pink. I'm good. You're not worth my time brah. Respectfully, you're not worth my time bro. No, no, no, no. It would be a 16-0 brother. It would be a 16-0 brother. I won on your ping. No, no, no. I don't need to. I won on your ping. You race quit. You race quit. Bye bye motherfucker. Bye bye. It's too easy bro. See you in a tournament. See you in a tournament bro. See you in a tournament. See you in a tournament. See you in a tournament.
Perfectly fine to be watched at video games bro. Just accept your washness.
No, someone here fixed my FPS. Why is my FPS so fucking low?
Somebody explain to me why my FPS is low.
Now something's messed up in my settings.
Refresh rates.
Oh, that's not it. I mean, do I have to be full screen?
You're not even fucking kidding me, I can't believe it!
You let me sack of shit!
Nice, bro, we lost 2,000 viewers tonight.
Thanks for your appreciation, dude.
Fucking piece of shit is what he is.
That piece of shit is what he is, bro.
I don't even have a fuck anymore.
What a useless waste of sack of sperm.
Oh my god.
This message goes out to Amanda. This message right here goes out to Amanda. Amanda! Amanda!
Why couldn't you have just not had Drew? Why couldn't you have just not had him?
come on chat lock it for me baby it's game time
I'm coming prospecting the drafts I've come in prospecting the drafts
All good all good
They see butt plugs.
Watch this.
White beach.
All good.
I'm getting fucked from every angle!
Wait, how do I get the AK? I don't want this weak-ass gun anywhere.
can't teach that can't teach that you can't teach a flick like that chat you can't
I can't teach that!
Switch teams? How do they do that?
Okay, a little AK practice now?
Okay.
Lacey, first time in the stream you've definitely seen us before?
How do I tell you, buddy?
Fake trash again, son.
Yo, do y'all really want me to go sub only to the certain mix?
if I will if I fucking have to. Straight up I will if I have to.
I will if I have to try the sniper. The thing about me is me with a sniper is not fair for the rest of the lobby.
If I have a sniper in my hand, it's not fair for the whole lobby, I'm telling you.
I
Their drafting their drafting
me with the snipers like giving curry the ball from three I just wanted you little bitch
Hitch.
Don't even need a fucking sniper.
us
don't even need a fucking sniper
how do you watch this?
Hello?
Shut up kid!
Hello?
Come on ass little bitch.
Don't fucking play with me.
I'm the fucking king of LA!
I'm the king of this shit!
I can't hear you.
I run this shit!
This is what I do!
No, I was dead on him!
I was dead on him, Chad.
Chad, y'all cannot hate, I'm good at this game.
Like very good.
Yeah, shit on, bro, holy fuck.
Yo, shut your bitch ass up, bro.
Wait, can you shoot through stuff in the center now?
Oh, that young guy.
Nice.
I'm my favorite.
Oh my god, oh my god, I am him!
I am him!
Oh, there he is.
I'M RUNNING THIS SHIT!
First pick up the draft.
They're drafting.
Most kills on my team by the way.
Most kills on my team.
Second day on the game.
I'm just the fucking best.
Wait, I'm not even in the draft though.
I'm not even, I don't even have access to a voice chat.
I don't even have access to a voice chat.
I were you, Jinxie. I think my first pick would probably be Scouts.
Do I not have a uh, I'm not sure how it's going to work out.
Oh, it's Captain's Ernie?
Also, I don't even think-
Oh, well you're three, yo, you're three mango carts in.
Your hashtag geek.
It's IPAs, bro.
I'll be fine.
Um, I'm going with-
Well, I'll wait for the answer.
There's no way I don't get picked high.
I might be the sleeper of the draft, I'm not even kidding.
Eating a fucking pine tree low key.
Thank you.
Wait, what IPA are you drinking?
Uh, mango car golden mango car is not a fucking I mango yo, yo, yo
Hipster piece of dog
That's where you gotta try you gotta try mango car is the only good. I yeah, I think I might actually be the steeper of the draft
I think I think people don't think I'm gonna be good
And I think I'm gonna get drafted low to a good team and it's not gonna be fair and we're gonna sleep the term
Y'all just saw me jump 20 kills in a row in a deathmatch
Are you are you main is gaming your second draft pig?
I don't know they fucked up they fucked up and maybe another argue situation, but where they put my roll on the
Yeah, when does it when does the draft actually start?
Come on chat lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in what pick do I go make your predictions rain?
Actually, here we go mods run a prediction in the chat right now is Lacey it does lacy go top 10 pick run the predict right now
Wait, how many players is there?
I
Says you
That is crazy
It's everyone there because Loki the guys that I invited I told them fucking 6 30 p.m. Like moxie for example right now
It's not it's moxie here
You're not here.
You're not here.
Fuck.
Mox is not here.
Kupam's not here.
Aiden's not here.
Oh, Gigi.
Oh, no.
Guys, they're talking about it.
Chef, green eggs out.
Listen, I promise y'all want to vote that I go top 10 pick.
I'm going top 10 pick.
I put it on every person in this chance of life.
I'm going top 10 pick.
I'm one of the best people not only in this draft,
but in this tournament alone.
Out of the captains, I think I'm better than most
the captains
we're going to a new package
i'm telling you, i'm telling you
moxie's not here, adin's not here
um
that's half the fucking graph
let's get three subs then
is bruce here?
bruce is here, he said he would be late
actually you called moxie right now
yeah yeah yeah
squishies are retired pro
we need to basically
get the subs now
now because you don't want to have people draft players that aren't actually on the team and then it
fucks everything so we're just gonna kick out the people that aren't here and get this out.
Rage! We can get Rage, Jixie! Oh yeah! Get Rage! Get Rage! Get Rage! I'm supposed to get Rage!
I'm calling him! I'm calling him! I'm calling him! I'm calling him! I'm calling him! I'm calling him!
I guess he's answering? Rage just joined, so Rage...
Wait, so Swishy's a retired pro?
I'm going to be on a team.
Just now, put into the GC joining.
Is there any player in this tournament who's going to be on a team and just be wiping
lobbies?
Aiden's not here.
Is anybody else here?
Anybody else here?
Okay.
Wait, who's not here?
Aiden.
Aiden, there's slime all over that.
I don't believe anyone else.
So the only person that's missing and has not communicated anything is Aiden, right?
If I'm looking on the list, yeah.
Rage is ready to play.
Are Rage and Aiden similar skill?
Yeah.
Wait, is Rage good?
Rage is probably better now.
Arc and Yuggie, are they good?
Yuggie's pretty good, I think.
Ask if I'm good!
Oh my god, I'm going to tell XQC to Jeffrey.
I'm going to tell XQC to Jeffrey.
Please, XQC live?
Oh my gosh, XQC, XQC, XQC.
X, XQC trust me.
I'm a sleeper.
Yeah, he's terrible.
Why do I have an orange next to my name?
Wait, are you good?
I'm not orange!
Well, you can see it.
Right above you so technically speaking I'm not much
7 rage or aiden all right chat chat is anybody anybody other people me just hitting like 10 slides in a row just now
Does anybody have the clip?
I'm going to get it. I'm sending it to XCC. Don't care. Don't care. Gotta, gotta, gotta
show my.
was not all about trust me excuse you want me on the best like very good
Sit on bro, holy pussies.
Hey, touch your good jazz stuff, bro.
Wait, can you shoot through stuff in this game or not?
Oh, you got me here.
Nice lay.
Nice lay.
Nice shot lay.
That might be a bad one.
These are not buffs.
This is called good aim.
move come on my god come on i'm him i'm him telling y'all bro this shit is not something that
that comes easy in a game like this.
I run that shit!
Like that right there?
This right here is my film.
I'm him!
Oh my god save clip save clip tell you guys that like you know when you're in high school
and you've got to send footage in for your draft picks so the teams want to draft you
this is what I got to send in watching a sentence XQC time down chat here huh time down
chat here X you see so X you said eight and said he's like down to play the
tournament or no well I don't know he's awake yeah if 27 members minus one come
on X I know you see the potential I know you see the potential X I know you
see the potential X we have savage as a stuff
Uh, we have a savage as a sub if we need a sub.
Savage is ready to sub, I mean.
I'm just hoping we need him or not.
Rage is also ready to sub.
I'm sorry, he's a savage ready to sub, I mean.
Lacey's a bot slayer.
God, this is going to be too difficult.
He's good.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Yo, how good is Ivis?
I think Savage and-
Hey, looks like I'm gonna be a sleeper.
It looks like I'm gonna be, oh wait,
should I send my film to Jason?
Should I send my film to Jason?
Let's put people in the discord, okay?
Yep.
Ready?
Lacey sent me a clip.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm him! I'm him!
Oh! It's Lil' Sneaky! Lil' Sneaky on her ass!
I did fucking boss, bro. Like, bro, your name is Lil' Lay, King of L.A.
Holy shit.
They're not bots.
My stalks are going up.
Joe Bartzicat?
My body.
Barty.
Time down Joe's chat for sending the link, huh?
So Bruce is playing Aiden's playing.
Time down the chat here maybe?
Bossy.
Fillin.
A little timed out again, not a bad shout.
Bro, let's just rip the draft.
And then send worst-case bios, rage, sub-
I'm sending film, I'm sending film.
All right, okay.
Joe, watch my film.
Watch my film, Joe.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, before we start,
hi-fives, who would you pick first
if you were in my position?
Baaar, you pick yourself up.
All right, I'm gonna do my first pick.
Are you guys ready?
Wait, is Ron a captain?
Is Ron a captain?
I
Okay, please don't draft me
And Aiden's coming and rage is coming
What a first pick in the NFL draft team Jinxie selects mood number one overall Ohio State
Wait Jinxie give him
How good any of these people are?
Ray is my friend.
You won Ray, you won Ray.
You won Ray.
No, no, no.
Ray went hard in your audition.
I heard him on my team.
He's probably the best player here.
Ray is the game of the day.
Ray, yes.
You won Ray.
That was pretty good.
Realistically, Joe, nobody has you on their list.
I'm a sleeper pick then.
I'm like the Austin region of the draft.
You're gonna pick Aira.
Sin is a sleeper.
Oh, he GG, Joe does, Joe does.
All right, no, no, no, no takes these back.
You picked what?
One guy talking at one time, Aero, thank you.
Aero?
You got it, Aero.
All right, all right, pick some.
Oh, god.
Come on, pick it, Aero.
Come on, it's me.
Pick me.
I'm picking.
Bro, I want to moota.
I'm picking.
Hey, I got to support my EU guys.
I'm picking Donut, one of the, one of the, one of the,
yeah.
What?
No, no, trust, trust, trust, trust, trust.
Not even a top three pick?
Trust, trust, trust, trust, trust, trust, trust, trust,
You will save the game.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Whoa!
Oh, whoa, Chairman.
Chairman, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, now that sounded crazy.
Wait.
I'm gonna have to go with my voice tape or not, uh...
No, you're not allowed.
Go ahead.
Woo!
Woo!
What are you gonna say?
Jayden's playing, you know.
And I'm gonna lose you, too, as well.
Woo!
Hey, Jayden's been in me.
Why do you think I've been a threat to me?
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't even know what you're saying.
I don't know.
better than Jason so he gets about that's got that's got that's got he's like
the radiant in Valorantil no I'm not you're on the clock 30 seconds dude
Pick me X
I'm not a pick me X
X pick me pick me
I'm not saying it three no here we go again don't do that please
I still run I still can't pick it
I bet Exishet is spamming Lacey
I bet Exishet is spamming Lacey
and that was going to be my big goal.
The order is already established.
Bro, he's trapped here, bro.
You gotta go, you gotta go.
Okay, give me Buckle.
Who?
Bucky, bucky, bucky.
Bucky, bucky, bucky, bucky, bucky.
Bucky.
Buckle, man.
Who is?
No, he said Buckle.
Yo, Richie, you go, you go, you go, you go.
What?
Shit, yo, yo.
Who's uh, who's uh, who's on the clock right?
Who's uh, good option?
Could you help me?
I was just quickly making sure Muxi, we don't need one anymore, what?
Muxi's out.
Alright, sorry.
Deji got big play in CS, Richie, you're probably going to want to pick him.
I was thinking like Senna, let me see.
Where's Deji in EU?
He might lag.
That might be like a big thing.
Deji, yeah, but he grew up off CS.
I think he's facing level 10.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna go with clicks.
Yo, did you forget to tell them I'm in the draft?
Let me think.
Honestly, bro, I'mma go with, I'mma go with buys.
No!
Oh my god, Squishy!
Squishy!
Squishy!
Squishy!
I promise you won't regret this!
Squishy!
I promise you won't regret this!
Can I have a sec?
Can I just do the thing we were doing tonight?
No
SLEEPER PICK! SLEEPER PICK! SLEEPER PICK!
Sleep Scott taken chat, look I'm last pig
I advise Clicks, Bucky, Rond, all the best pigs got taken bro
What do you mean? What do you mean? You got the best pig
No no no, Lacy bro, I like, I like, don't listen to anything the chat say, bro I believe in you
I saw it flip. I saw it flip. I saw it flip. I saw your off flip.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Check him out. It keeps it really hard. I'm not gonna like it. Amazing pick.
Arguably top three in the tournament.
And Squishy's like really good right, Chad?
Chad Savage isn't in the fucking tournament.
Wait, wait. You get if you want to win?
He's the best
He's a ex-pro
Yes, yes, yes
Come on. We got the best team right now
I'm not going to let him down, I'm not going to let Squishy down.
They were saying Bruce too much, I was thinking Bruce too much.
I'll actually kill him.
I was about to pick him.
Oh my fucking god.
Wait, who? Chad, who can squishy get that?
No, we're going to get Sino.
Savage, he said, no, he's not him.
He can't even sub because it'll just be counterfeiting.
That's like that.
Because he'll be subbing in late for a late pick and it won't make sense.
It's not a seat sub.
stable runners out right
you're right
no snake trap?
is that like five pits to go?
run as on lexingus
is this adin joining?
wait no snake trap is crazy
wait what about yugi?
wait isn't yugi pretty good?
bro i want to bruise bro
yo if i pick adin can we trade bro?
no trading allowed
no trading allowed
alright alright i'm picking adin i'm picking adin i'm picking adin
All right, all right.
Jason, Jason, you go, you go.
Ah.
That Aiden is a good pick.
Jason's going to get you.
He made CSB far.
Oh, sorry, I thought it was me.
We're going to have to go with, we're going to have to go with Yuki here.
We knew it.
Oh.
Epic Boxy makes it!
Bang!
Bang!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Epic Boxy!
Epic Boxy!
Mocky just went away, he sent me at the end, he's awake.
What?
I picked you!
We took him.
Fuck you, you fucking bastard.
Best Jeezing!
All right.
We remember the draft act.
down the draft. What do you mean?
He would have already got drafted, bro, if he was on the pool.
He got removed. Oh my God. What?
He got removed, bro. We would have to redraft.
He would have been drafted, bro. Yeah.
So what do I have left then? What do you see?
Couple more drafts.
Zoinks, sketch, race, Sina, Silky, Becky, Jinch, Rage, Radley, Yusuf.
Yes of them. Oh
My god, we are so beyond fucking cook
Yeah, bro said ass dog shit garbage garbage trash like holy fuck
What am I supposed to make it? Yeah, who's the best player on this on this team?
How long do I have? What is squishy thinking here?
Is Zlinker rage is rage good. We're gonna randomly spin a bracket is rage good
I don't know to get to be honest. Why is Archey good?
I'm trying to pick people that have the most experience to be honest
What's the most of these players y'all know?
Then has never played raise his ass. We're gonna end up a sin anyways
I've never played games. Probably never played rage. I don't know something. I don't think he's ever played
I feel like Archey might have played what about Zoink
I
Like archie is so it good. Yo, uh, Jinxie
Yeah, are keep like if we got to eat you connect. Can I get hosted on like east so they're not like lagging?
Wait, it's are you good or no
Yeah, yeah, like
Zorn can rather are underdog pigs check better believe them for last you wouldn't know how good they are
And then I take a friend over them and I think that I'm gonna get a hockey
Arches
Is veggie good
We're gonna get it back. You just did. Yeah. Never. Never.
What happened? You guys take it. Alright. Um, consult.
We can do it. They're gonna tell you. It's hard. It's hard.
Yeah. Um, we won't take it. We won't take it. No. It's
it's what this reason for the pick after we're picking
instead, we're picking instead. We're not gonna lie.
Squishy doesn't matter. Me and you on the team alone is
already a tournament. Let him be honest.
trust the change pick or the
Riley pick here.
I like the Jim's pick.
James pick? All right let's go James.
Cool. Let's go.
Are we just getting together?
Are we all with this shit, James?
Come on. Got a 2EU?
Good luck. Switchy, you're up.
Rage, Rage, Rage.
Okay, I like that pick.
I like that pick.
Not a bad shot, Twitch.
I like that pick. FaceTimeRage.
I don't want to respond to that.
I don't want to be able to raise the hands of the phone.
FaceTimeRage.
Why are you telling me to open it up anyway?
I feel like, oh, I'm going to get a picture of you.
Let me look good for him real quick for the big wire G.
You thought he was going to pick up a phone?
Oh my god.
He's not even live.
He's in Miami.
He lives in Miami.
Obviously, he's in Miami.
Yes, yes.
Richie clicks RK.
I would have picked you.
I would have picked you, bro.
Richie clicks is good.
R team's the best so far.
Yo, is this after fucking get-together?
You should get in my house.
I'm making fun of you.
She's in it.
She's in it.
You're on my big end ball today.
Shut the fuck up.
How many times have you complained about this?
Why did you sell by picking Lacey?
Mortal and Val?
Okay, I like that.
Cheating.
Lot to prove.
Lot to prove here.
Cheating.
How?
Cheating loses.
Actual cheating.
I don't cheat.
I don't cheat.
I never cheated in my life.
It was great.
It was great.
It was great.
It was great.
We'll play the fucking 360.
Yo, this guy's just a hater.
He's the only one that's saying I'm bad.
Gotcha.
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest
Jinxie literally set this up like a fucking NFL franchise
Whatever's left whatever people whoever people don't believe it. That's who we get
We're gonna end up with Cina
Um, I'm talking to the shit.
And when I say shit, Ray, well, we're going to make you.
We're going to make you a Tampa Bay Buccaneer tonight, right?
How does that sound, buddy?
Well, you said it, okay.
We're going to make you.
We're going to make you a Seattle Seahawk.
How does that sound, buddy?
What's that?
I'm going to be selecting Ray.
Wait, Jixi, are you tampering right now?
You're calling like players themselves. I didn't know one called anybody I was uh taking a kiss
You were gone for you were gone for over a minute. You know, there was no phone calls
I don't want to say you're just on a you get a skip
Oh no, oh Joe you're on the clock
I'm between two players.
Oh, no.
Guys, look, I'm not going to lie. Here's what I'm thinking.
Cuff him. I don't even know if Cuff him's played CS.
Zoink downloaded the game an hour ago.
Sketch. Sketch.
Cina downloaded the game an hour ago.
Silky asked in the group chat, and I quote,
is this going to be on CSGO or CS2?
Getchy, I don't know. That's a wild card.
Riley, I don't think it's ever been CS.
I'm going Stilke.
Go.
Yo, Joe.
Joe, Joe, just so you know.
Jinx, you said that.
Yeah, Joe.
Let me take a seat.
Has Stilke not played the game right?
Stilke typed.
No, it seems better.
Stilke typed in the group chat.
Yo, we downloaded CSGO or CS2.
No, Joe.
No, Joe.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Jixi, he said CS Goop.
You got to make it.
Come on, Jixi.
What about the minute rule?
And then you go, oh, hold on.
Let me keep saw my chat.
Deffin for three minutes.
You confirmed.
You lucked it.
You lucked it.
Joe, once you lock it, you lock it.
Once you lock it, you lock it.
Okay, yeah.
Once I lock it, I lock it.
You're short stream, Joe.
Oh, yeah.
You want you to lock it, you lock it.
All right.
On it?
Lacey, that CS Go clip was insane.
You're like Jason Bourne. Thank you, dude.
I'm between two. I'm between two.
It's getting tricky.
Wait, so...
So, Zoink's still in?
Yes, Zoink is still in the...
It's not a paint chat!
It's not a paint chat.
It's my last picture.
I can just ask like an open book.
Yo, Zoink or Bucky?
Zoink or Bucky?
No, I would have Bucky!
I would have Bucky first back.
Bucky is trapped!
Yes, bro.
It was not a fake chat. Look, I guess I'll let you know the channel. Wait, who's you so who's you so
Clab said he would help you with red up. Would he actually
Or a guy getting one guy right now
Wait, you guys think Bob would help me with rena?
Wait, but I don't want to do like meth and like drugs.
I just want to do like rena.
I'm not smashing my cheekbones.
I'm going to have to go with Cuffham.
Go with Cuffham.
A penis shot?
That's a thick?
Excuse me.
So that's last four.
Who's going to be last?
This part.
This is the part about drafts that cut us off.
I think Jeff needs a good shot right now.
This is the part about drafts that's pretty hard, right?
No, I think Deji because he is great.
Nice.
So I'm going to have either Riley.
Oh, I'm gonna have Sin or Sketch on my team.
Wait, who did, who did X got?
Did you?
Did you?
You can see it all in the middle of the game.
Bye bye.
I feel like Sketch is a bit of a sleeper here, eh?
On this list right here.
I agree with you actually, fuck it.
You can't change a bit.
No, you can't!
It's crazy, it's crazy.
How will everyone know?
You haven't picked yet, you haven't picked yet.
So what does it change?
You know, X-Persie is an idiot.
All right.
Bro, he already picked.
Wait, but Ode had it picked.
It's how bad is Sina?
Is there any Sina gameplay?
She's actually horrible.
She can't be that bad.
Oh, wait, I loved it so much.
I got one, right?
Did I get one?
Was that good? Oh shit, sorry. I'm gonna reload.
I'm gonna move away from that wall cuz that's where I got killed the last time.
Give it a five.
Over sketch.
That's it ladies and gentlemen.
I'm open.
It's 30, right?
Yes.
Got something to say about the end of the stream.
Let's get Sina then. Let's get Sina then.
Let's get Sina.
Oh my god!
Alright, you guys got Sina?
Yeah.
So that means Team Squishy gets sketched.
I really hope so. I really hope so. I really hope so. I really hope the draft format carries you.
All right, now, how about if you explain to all the captains how people are going to get in the lobby and stuff, so it's not confusing?
I'm going to kill him guys.
Come on, Cache.
He's going to take a smith. He's hitting a bomb.
He's hitting a bomb.
He just ripped a bomb.
me two seconds I have to take an all-natural piss
oh that was a piss me thank god
is there any gameplay sketch?
it's his invited it's Rick roll me
what is Rick what is it okay hold on
what the fuck
Where is it? What? Okay, sure, sure, sure.
I don't get one more. People don't take this route.
This route's goaded.
keep pushing take a bullet or be a pussy oh my god thank god that was a win
Can I have some work to do here, Squishy?
Can I have some work to do here, Squishy?
Team on my back, I'm not scared.
It's all good squishy squishy it's gonna be me and you brother it's gonna have to be me
and you.
It's gonna have to be me and you but hello quicks quicks hello yeah what's up bro.
Yeah I want to say your team sucks.
We gonna see.
I'm gonna be honest your team sucks.
I mean we have top we have two top three players in the entire tournament doesn't
You
You yeah, you yes
Okay, okay
We should the best of luck I did
I really got to be like 2060. I got I did I got to be like 2060 carriers today
I got it. I got it. I can't let squishy down bro. I got a show squishy that he didn't fuck up drafting me
I got it. I really got a show squishy that he didn't fuck up drafting me
Let's get a little warm-up going. Hey boys, shall we get a little warm-up going?
Not mad at all
Wait, Klicks has 2,000 hours played on this game?
We played Jinxie's team first.
Doesn't Jinxie have the best team?
Doesn't Jinxie quite literally have the best team because he has first pick in a non-state
draft?
Nice.
Maybe a short screen today boys.
Ready?
He's gonna think I'm on the wall.
I
See yeah, I swear by all means necessary
Something on this on this game, okay sketch. I'm gonna be honest. We don't even need
You just need you to try your best, okay?
I just want you to try.
I'm gonna try my best.
You don't put my fucking gas on it.
No, I won't, actually, but I- you know what?
I- I really don't know if that was like a- like if that was like a-
like in a- like that was a-
I don't know how I'm gonna laugh.
What is your thought? How do you think that happened?
I think you were dead last how many hours played you have 42
Yo
Baby, come on
Of course
decision yes they're sleeping on you bro
I don't know if I should shoot you or shoot them
no what that is that is no squishy I heard
you like used to be a pro is it true no
not a pro every every possible time
okay why are you yelling at me man
I'm not that fall for this technically
you're right but but turn around
If I could have picked, I would have picked you, that's what I'm gonna do.
Yes bro, if I could have picked, I would have picked you third round. I didn't get a choice.
I didn't get a choice.
Bro, it's not letting me pick a gun.
Why is it not letting me buy a gun?
Listen, guys, you're gonna do well. I have a good feeling about that, okay?
And no, I wasn't a pro. Lacey, I wasn't.
I'm just playing at all.
are you brand new? brand new? I told you 42 hours on this game. Oh my bad. How many
hours do I have? Um about about three. All right, we got a good one.
I got last pick
I think about it I think about everyone who doubted me
I'm happy with getting you on my team. I'm happy bro.
I'm smiling right now. What do you want to do, a fucking backflip? What do you want me to do?
Squishy, I'm locked. I'm telling you you're not gonna regret this bitch.
I'm everything it doesn't matter
I was a pro in a game so any game I get on it has to do with aiming it's just natural
I have a pro man player and an international soccer star but apparently none of that translates.
Um, so small issue like where's our fourth player?
I think he's closer to me than I am to Kenobi.
Whatever that is, I think it's some type of uh...
Yo, where is Rage?
Yeah.
Wait, we're missing Rage?
Yeah, I'm missing one.
Our team is...
and rage yeah I call rage you didn't even answer are we are we throwing a fucking party are we
playing CS go i think i think we are what's rage supposed to bring the girls was it was
it was that the deal what's what the fuck happened i was told that rage is good at valentine
rage i can't confirm rage is good at valor i don't know if they ever played CS though
Yeah, well...
Alright.
It's like playing Narnia in the other ones, like playing Star Wars.
Jumped that.
Okay, so they should smoke a dead man together in this game.
Give me your honest answer.
No, do not smoke I open your shim I heard
What I ripped was a joint now I rip it. I made love
Traded
I
See behind
No, it's not never come this game, bro. I have a couple thousand hours
You got highest rank before yeah, yeah, that's why I got
I don't think I got a great team, bro. I'm happy with my team.
I'm happy with my team.
Yes, bro. I know. I know. We have a team that wants to win.
No wide-speed laughs!
Squishy did not get nerfed. He has me on the team, bro.
I'm arguably a top three pick, and I got picked last in the first round.
It's a great, uh, sneak-a-zoom.
Um, we're playing Joe's team. We're playing Arrow, Bruce, Silky, and Joe.
I think Silky's brand new. I think Bruce is decent. Arrow's decent, Joe's decent.
So that's what we're gonna play, huh?
Um, but if we beat them, we have a good bracket to get to the final.
Okay.
There we go.
So my question is, where is Rage?
Yeah, we got him.
Yeah, if we don't find Rage in the next 30 seconds, I'm taking two puffs.
Okay, so that's not good.
I don't know what to do about that.
You gonna sell it but you can't even hear it?
I don't know. I'll raise just my life.
Okay, okay, okay.
Fuck me in my ass!
I told you I'm actually going!
For every fucking two!
I don't know how to tell if you're getting at this game, like it's literally impossible.
Let's guess you know anything about the top first, like at all.
It was made by Ubisoft, it's been around for 20 years and it's a uh, it's a first person shooter.
Not Ubisoft, not Ubisoft.
You're actually not bad at all, thank you. You guys are just hitting the shack.
It's copes hanging around.
Talk about it for guys like if you're a baddie or not.
I know a lot of utilities and a lot of smoke lineups and a lot of lineups so if you guys
drop me
Yes
Lacey's like
It was saying lacey is cracked there you go missy
Yes, I'm pleased
We're gonna uh Valorant Lacey?
Uh no.
I got on Valorant for like a couple days and I was very very good
for like a couple days and it was my first time playing.
Okay okay.
Well me and you are kinda like, we're like the same.
Like you know how like you're just good at everything.
Yeah.
That's kinda how I am.
You like that too? Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah I saw it on Rocket League.
Rocket League pretty good pretty good.
Why are y'all saying hello?
I'm literally speaking facts.
I think the only way to calm down is to- I- I- let me see you buddy.
Let me see my dog. My dog might be still so many.
Let me see you.
Let me see you.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like we're supposed to be on a server already but-
Wait, we're supposed to be playing right now?
I'm never gonna give up starting in, fuck.
Don't leave it. Don't leave it. Don't leave it. Make sure you're hiding your shirt
One tap
No, no ammo
Alright chat, after watching me for the last 10 minutes, be honest, I don't say I'm
not fighting the tournament, be honest.
I wish he just checking in as the other set of tournaments, how do we feel if we
I think he's a lot like
Okay, I'll do that squishy how confident are you in your team down you have a sketch so so I joined the call
Oh, I just yelled at me and yelled at everyone.
Yeah, and Sketch also just pulled a block.
He was hiding there already, so...
I had no choice but to third round pick, because I would black pick and I would not pick.
So that was a good start to, uh...
Let him have his face, let him have his face.
Yeah, but Lacey's luck, Lacey's luck.
Fuck me and my little ass!
Alright, let me practice my hop a little bit.
I guess if you're going to serve or do you want to I guess if you're going to
I'm sure you want to make a lie
It's a squishy, are you like going to have to like 1 to 3 in a second to get to the floor?
No, no, no, I think there's like some really good players like sports like the best the
One of the best siege players in the world.
He was like global elite in CS when he was like 11 years old.
That'd be too deep.
I'm not going to lie, but...
But Ron did beat him and then I beat Ron, so...
I don't know.
Okay, how do I join? I've never done this.
I've never done it like this either, but...
You see in our Discord call it's like open chat.
I should say open chat.
Okay, open chat.
And then just look for the instructions.
Join here. I clicked the link.
Uh, make sure your screen doesn't see that, sir.
Hide screen now, server IP.
Sketch, are you good? You're breathing like a fucking whale!
How could you hear me? I thought I was downstairs.
Wait, how'd you hear that?
What are we here? We're already in?
So we go to Jen.
Wait, can I show my screen if I'm in the game now?
Uh, Swishy?
Yeah, yeah.
How'd you join the game?
Uh, voice chat.
And our voice chat, like, uh, there's a little open chat button.
And then you should be able to join through there.
Bro, it's AFK!
Arrow's gonna be offing.
I love that.
That's gonna be kind of annoying.
I can put the bathroom to ass on this lobby.
You can up too, yeah I might be good, I might be good.
Later on.
Okay so I don't get it, it's a link expired, what do we do?
Link expired.
How do we, how do I join this server?
Um, okay so the steps would be just in here, follow the steps that are there
and just let the link just work.
this server
um okay so the steps would be
just in the fall of the cliff over there
and just click the link it should work
you really just click that
got em like got em both got em both
i got it i got it because it's going to
do some sort of countdown
yeah yeah is your game open?
yes it is
yeah it should work then
I see you Lacey, hit the shot bro.
Walking is really important to me in this fight.
Yeah, knock a lot of your top 5, appreciate that summer.
Where?
Right screen now.
See I think the issue I'm going to have is the map knowledge.
Yeah.
I'll show you a good spot, play new players.
I'm just mad. Have you played this map before, at least?
Never.
So, you're on rafter right now, I think.
Do you have cops?
They're just below me?
Yeah, right there, dude. That's like a really good spot.
Where you're at. But not with an op. With an op, it's kind of shit.
If you're playing with an op, you should play like up here.
Wait?
You want to be able to like...
WP squishing the chat, teaching me?
Yeah, yeah, get the cover. Like, if you have an op, always do it and get the cover.
Okay.
I'll let them explore the map, I'm trying to put them down.
Is there fall damage in this game or not?
There's sketch.
There is, there is, there is, yes.
Sketch, when you shoot in this game, like if you take this gun, I can't drop it actually.
Come by me.
Where are they?
Am I tripping?
I
Got me but bugs person be over here buddy, but yo
What's happening brothers what's happening friends
Just got skipped 30 times in a row so sick so awesome yo wait
people were saying you were nasty at one I'm last take so I guess I had them like
I don't know that's bad to say but like I had the the the final say any strap each
strap around right so wait people were saying what people are saying you were
good at valorance also okay I'll pick like out of all people left everyone's
new Reggie not I haven't played valorant in three years
I'm bleeding it. Oh my god. That's it. That's it. You're not good. You said I'm me
They good. Lacey. What about you?
Lacey even good. Fouts for this shit
Listen, listen, behold
Listen people in this Tony aren't that good
Wish he was gonna be a lovely IGL. We listen to his calls. Behold the angels. We need a hold
Yo, we good, bro. Yeah, but you have the FVR knowledge, right? Right? Yeah
I
It's not gonna be a short stream
It's might be a short stream
Okay, when are we starting am I
We're not about to start right now. I think so. Yeah, but you probably have a second. What do you have to tell them?
I'm probably one of the M4 instead of the off-axe or no.
Arrow is shitting on me.
Um, Squishy, come back.
Let me add you as a...
Well, no shit will rock, but we're not in the accesses of your notes.
I'm not playing solo rounds.
You don't, you don't...
Go to the Discord channel.
Okay.
And there's a little open chat, but...
Oh, I'm not even buying armor, I'm an idiot.
Who the fuck are we playing?
I see General.
Yeah, that's the open chat but and then there's like a bunch of instructions on the right you just personally just don't leak though
Okay, Joe Bart cool
So
Sketch when you shoot in this game
to pull down a lot for like there's like hell of a girl and it looks weird what do
you mean like shoot your gun shoot your gun just just hold mass one aim at the
head yo stop you guys are not coaches
what do you like hold it down okay hold it down hold it down yeah that goes out
yeah you gotta pull down you gotta pull down like counteract the yeah you
got it okay all right I see every gun every gun's like that you gotta like
What's up Rage you guys?
I got two, I got two in this one.
Did you make it home?
He's laying me up, he's laying me up, he's laying me up, he's laying me up.
They're all behind sketch!
Sketch behind you, behind you!
I'm lagging, I'm lagging!
I'm not gonna lie, I'm shitting on them. In fact, I'm shitting on them.
Okay, Joe Bart's gonna have something going on something something weird is going on with how he's killing me. I
Already know we're gonna hear pooling a lacy play five times this tournament wait the sketch is that you the sketchy
Well, that's me. Oh my god. Why do you slide when you stop you?
It's the instant stop your feet kind of keep sliding. Oh, you had a counter straight
Wait, so Rage, you're not good at Valorant?
I was a little bit, what's up on the Tom?
They said you were raiding him.
Dude, honestly?
Nigga, I picked a Senate in 2000.
Bro, everyone was saying immortal.
Everyone was saying you were second house, right?
Bro, that's why I made my pick, but it doesn't matter.
I'm not gonna lie, you're still the best at everyone.
I promise you're still the best at everyone.
Who is left?
I'm not many.
All the good players got into the first round pick.
You picked Lacy before me though, right? Oh, sir. Yeah. Yeah
I got eighth pick of the first like each round basically
I'll cross there be moving
We're a good team I think oh, that's follow report
Setting
Yeah, cross
Crossers. Oh, should it be follow record is he up top? Yeah, put it off and then
I
In classic
All right, my shit a little bit more tight chat chat send me some crosshairs
Use the boat
Wait, how I get a gun
How I buy a gun check be be
It's inside like really good
you shot at me, brother.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have a long day game.
Wait, so like all you guys are like actually brand new.
I have less than like, like 10.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie you guys,
if I listen to Locke, there's a lot of...
Yeah, he didn't exactly, he didn't not exactly
kill it, Bill Bellovich.
No, no, it's sketch, bro.
I was, this is on purpose,
because I think I'm the best in this, probably.
So, this is on purpose.
No, no, but I'm telling you,
you dead ass guy, like, give him,
I'm a whole chat saying,
oh, you gotta sleep for at least,
you gotta sleep for at least,
No, no, I know our team's good dude. I think our team
I can never tell when he's bullshitting or not
No, no, dead ass out of the inexperienced players I think our team's good actually
I should make it as good
There's some play like Rage hasn't played this but like he's played Valorant
That's a really good start and like plays Youtube
Yeah, I might hit a shot or two maybe
Yeah, I just saw Rage one time
So just make sure you're stopping your shooting and like crashing is really OP
You got good aim and you crouch
Wait, crouching is really good?
Crouching is really good like if you don't know how to counter straight
Like you don't know how properly stop
You are on my dick
24-7 bouncing up and down on my shit
Come on
I
And that's just I eat a car all of my friends my prime ran out buddy
Maybe just use a blue condenser a couple of seven inch
Yo, who's who's
Is this the lap we're playing on who's what who's our healer?
No, you learn over there. It's just smoke flash made Molly. That's all you have. No, no
You got a counter-strafe I guess I know what that means
Yeah, what so let's go when you say fun direction like you hold like to the right
You gotta let go and press the other direction to stop
I
Am a game are we gonna be pushing car? Are we why is this chat on?
I know I am aura itself, but what the fuck pushing card? Nobody has said a word to you Gandalf
Exactly like that
So this map though the sites are on sketch on us get your name trust me
Come back come back look at this
So this is a van to go down like to be a few ways down, but like this is
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, Squishy, what's the best mid tier gun to get like when I don't have enough for
MP9, MP9, do you have it on? That's just this map that's like that, right? Yeah, the only map that's thought like top down
This is B site and above the base
You can go up this way
It may not be a point where I bought out, look up with a bomb
If you die right now, I'm good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course, and then this just leads to
Okay, this goes on that bad.
This whole area is outside, by the way, if I say outside, this whole area is outside.
Like anywhere out here.
W angle right here, Shat.
Shat, tell me this is a pro angle.
I knew it, I knew it.
Bet you all didn't even know about this.
who's all the good players who's all the good players
I miss you right big
I've been amazing I've been amazing
I'm fooling around God damn it
I suck your shit
Yeah who was good in this
Oh I don't know all I'm saying is I don't like that shit
I'm just saying I arguably might be one of the best
be one of the best in the tour
you guys think I'm cheating when I say yeah yeah yeah I'm being so serious and
then the AK is on the other side which is like the Vandal one point shot shot
all right chat um the air view real quick chat
I
Wait who's care who's carrying us me
Shit. Yeah, I think
So I joined our colonists what's going on. I believe we ever started. Yeah, where's it? Wait everybody's playing at once
Yeah, I was playing at once for this. They were there one man short. That's why bro
Can we stop wait? Are we supposed to be the ones that start the game?
No, they just joined. I think we're about to be ready, but it's Rachel
Okay, so who's a little punk I think it's up Bruce
Yeah, so he's five and sixteen arrows 21 and 23 Joe's 2629
What do you think what what are you reading wait is Bruce good?
Oh, apparently we have to type in the chat dot red.
Yeah, but I don't think Ray just hears you.
I think he just left, he just deafened.
Who's that? Joe Barr, he's looking a lot.
Wait, Arrow's a CS streamer?
Yeah, but he does like skin so it's kind of like on a pixel
Arrows arrows their best player I think
Like he's actually gonna be decent
I'm going to shotgun
Oh Bruce is a fucking dragon lord
Why Bruce is a dragon lord?
He's like a
offensive skill
Yeah he's pretty good, he flicked me
Oh no, so okay so that seems pretty solid then
Y'all need a star or you have a run on
I don't know what to do about that.
The team's at the east, I'm not going to lie. They actually have a lot of players that don't.
Bruce used to grind CS? That's not good.
I guess it's just me and squishy chat. I guess it's just me and squishy. We got a carry.
I think he seems already on round six, but we're so good at it.
That's what I'm saying. We haven't even started.
Someone, uh, tell Rage?
Chad, tell Rage we gotta start.
Oh my god, look, three-piece?
We're that far behind?
Yeah, dude, we're behind.
and then a right click is a fast way to go
oh that's kinda like a fucking sketch
you just got to do this nice round of team work
oh i'm touching it out god damn it sorry
yo what's up
come on motherfucker what's good bitch
what's up what's that look over there back up
back what what
yo fuck up sketch you like it fuck it fuck it
you want to drop on this guy you want to drop on this guy
yeah yeah go
hide behind you know
Go on, go on! Help!
Help me! Help me!
Stay alive!
Stay alive!
What?
Did you all right-click them?
Yeah, I got one. I got one.
No one did right-click them.
It's got looks hurt.
That's kind of fucked in the whole line.
What is the difference between right-clicking?
Go ahead, Chad.
Oh my God.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
What's your first round?
Help me with this?
Just Kevlar.
Stop him.
I got it.
By the way, we're going to rush ramp.
We're going to rush ramp.
We're going to go straight
and go left.
Jack, Predix is on here!
Let's just have the source.
You guys go straight
go straight then go left then go right go first yeah go right here and then go
left just run it down
left left left left left
over left over here over here over here
left over go in go in catch one in there bro
running on the yeah it's on the trip get in there bro
go in go in go in just follow the catch good
what a dude one straight ahead one north
I don't want to get in there, I don't want to get in there, I don't want to get in there, I don't want to get in there
Oh I got one shot!
Oh he has a ghost!
He wants that one
That ghost fuck!
He has a ghost, he wants that
I need to get a new crosser
Oh my god
That's okay, that's okay, you can try
Get in the crosser
That's okay, that's okay, what?
The fuck was that just happened?
So what do I buy this time? Nothing? Same thing?
Who is Lil' Punk?
That's Bruce
Squishy, what do I buy bro?
Just save just save bro. Yes. So this or nothing
Whatever you want, but basically nothing basically nothing. Yeah. Yeah, honestly, just find them bro like just find them and
I'm scared you can go
Armor and yeah, okay. I'm right Kevlar helmet. I'm in it. Yeah, so when you have my smoke when you buy smoke
We're gonna go outside. I'm gonna be smoked outside
Drop a smoke right here
Come press G right here, but you're right here on me
Look for look for one of these in this presby
Okay
He's leased, he's leased, he's leased, he's leased, you know.
He's outside.
Got one, got one, got one.
Watch him flash.
Take this one.
One more, one more.
Left corner, left corner.
Where, where, where, where?
Left corner, left corner.
Where you are right now?
Rage?
Left corner.
Like hard left, hard left from where you are.
Got him.
There you go.
2v1.
Stay together, stay together.
what you wish me rage I don't know what the fuck to do what is you oh yeah
hold shit hold shit oh your hair oh your hair
fuck wait where the fuck was he my right like over there you're right
you're right yeah who is it fuck me
They're nice
You guys think you're like cross here
Yeah, right just just have just have right click my name and then there should be copy cross here
tab right click
Well, trust me.
Copy crosshair.
You shouldn't have like the crazy stuff anymore.
What should I buy in this round? Regular shit?
Yeah, but whatever you can afford, bro. I always try to buy armor.
Alright.
Is this CT side of map, by the way?
He's scared.
go lower go lower follow me follow me
quick
you shot a plant shot a plant
where do i plant where do i plant
wait who has wong
raise your wong your wong
oh this is nice my
shit
oh my god i'm
gonna take my boots
oh my god
I'm cold bro.
Wait who's on left?
Is it only me?
Yes it's only you son.
God damn it guys.
Okay.
Oh my.
Here's those.
I
Bro, what do you think I should do the fuck
See that you're not right there go there and just go fine. They're gonna be off in you. It's gonna be stopping you
you can't you can't go this way
what
okay
okay
yeah we're getting the bomb there
okay
Okay, you drop the bomb sketch drop it to me drop it to me.
I'm buying it to you Koy.
Like you're a real good.
You gotta teach me how to do that.
Uh, G, G, G, G, G, G.
Got it.
Got it.
Okay, everyone just full run in do not stop please.
Just go left, just go left.
Go left here right and go ramp again.
That's a spot.
I feel like we got it.
It's full ramping.
I'm not going to go down the gather row.
We need to go down the gather row.
Go left, go left, go left.
Do we make it?
Do we make it?
Walk, walk, walk.
I'm holding this.
Hold on, dude.
They hear all of this by the way.
Yeah, they do.
They're gonna now, they're gonna now. We can maybe cancel.
Sketch, open up that door and go fight. Go in that room, open up the door and go fight.
See what you find.
You know, you kinda suck a little bit too much, you tell me to go just go fight and die.
Why did you fucking kill someone?
Yeah, I did last round, bro.
Right here, to your body.
Dead, dead.
I'm calling. Yeah. I just want to get on the map, bro.
Yeah. It's gonna be, it's gonna be tough.
No, no, just you, one, two, one, two.
I didn't even know, I didn't even know you could get up there.
I didn't even know you could get up there.
I didn't even know you could go up there.
Who glanced at his dick?
Is it good crosshair placement chat?
You're not consistent too fast.
This is my more reliable sensitivity, bro.
It's not good.
What's the other side?
You got tap?
Yeah, they're kind of just playing sound.
They're like...
Got T-O there.
Fuck, I can't go here.
I got a lot of baiting you.
Good luck.
I was picked last for
No, there's a back and no, there's a back it was it I was picked I was picked last
I
Think you must have seen these way too fast
Yeah
All right
Yo, get right behind me like that, bruh.
Alright.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Can you all buy, uh, don't buy AKs, don't buy AKs.
Sell the AKs a little refund button, buy Mac 10.
Do you see Mac 10?
Mac 10.
Yeah, it's right next to them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the bottom.
Yeah, yeah, buy Mac 10.
How many investors now?
Yeah, that's fine.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
I need you out of, like, Macs.
We need to go together somewhere, bro.
We're, like, split enough.
I'm lucky I'm not walk walk early walk early walk early
Keepers messed up
They got two ops they got two ops
Instead of going first and try to clear as many angles as possible okay
Come come come to us come back to us bro
Don't make noise hold shit
He's up okay
He's on this angle right now Doc
He is
I don't know
I'm talking to go walk in the smoke. That's the top of the guy. I do bro. Let's do it then. Fuck it
That's a guy bro. Wait, what are we playing today? I can't tell where I'm going. I
Don't see anybody in there. I don't see anybody here. I'm scared. Oh
Wait, let's get him
Well close close close on me close close close
right here
Swing I'm swinging right just full speed
He's up top he's not top some shit
I think
What he's one he's one that arrow niggas one where where where where he comes he comes where I
Don't know where I got top left where it was left. He was left. He was left. Fuck. I'm swinging up
Got him
Come on, do you scoochie?
Oh, just me, okay.
You killed a terrorist, man.
What is this game going to?
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay, what do we buy here?
I feel like we still come back.
Yes, I feel like we come back.
What do we play here?
Chill.
Yeah bro, I mean whatever honestly we seem to kill people at this point
Yeah, we just gotta shoot bro
Hey y'all ever heard about the 7-O curse?
I'm gonna try to find some kills bro, I don't know
Just do whatever do whatever freestyle freestyle bro just like look for it, look for pics
I'm the liar
Just like that
This is like calling it man. It's better dicks on the floor, huh?
Oh, thanks. Don't even try to hold it some shit, little hole.
You see the whole team final of the side of the map.
Fuck your ass, boy.
That is good, bro.
I'm like, no, I see you, Lacey.
Sketch, it's me and you. You want to run in there?
You got a shotgun.
I don't know. It's just us.
It's just me and you, but you got the shotgun.
So you got to lead.
So I tried to TP out of that, bro.
I think I went to the bomb.
Oh, seriously.
I mean, like, each spot I listen to is a mess of train.
A mess of train.
Oh.
Is it one?
What is it?
Where is your left?
Uh, hotline.
Yeah, on your left, Lacey.
Like, in that room or in the door to your left, yeah.
All right, all right.
Okay, okay, okay.
We needed that.
We needed that.
Come on, we needed that.
We needed that.
We needed that.
We needed that.
Cool!
Who's she, Lace?
Come on, we needed that, baby.
Come on, we're on the ground.
Don't even blame me for what's happened into that thing.
I
Oh
The last catch you doing your thing buddy doing great
It's Bruce fuck it pump
It's all
They went in this room I see okay like in front of you. Let me smoke it or no
Yeah, yeah, smoke if you have one.
Smoked it!
Got it.
Blue box, blue box.
Peek it, please. On your left, there's a big blue box in front of you. You see it?
On the ground, on the ground.
Yeah.
Look, yeah, where, where do they get?
They don't know, they don't know. We've never seen this guy.
Wait, site! A site, A site, A site.
Let's go up here, go up here. Stay calm, that's a good one.
Lacey maybe go mini go mini
I don't know that I have
That's fine, that's fine
He's here somewhere
On top of it, top of it, top of it
Just go inside your scene, you'll see him, you'll see him
That's Rage, niggle
I see him, he's peeking in the back
Rage, Rage, drop, drop, drop, drop
Get a point, get a point
I'm gonna hold you
Upside, upside
Take out the bomb, take out the bomb, take out the bomb press E
Five E, five E.
Five E.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You got it, you got it, you got it.
Hold, hold you right, Lacey?
You're right, you're right, you're right.
No, no, no, that's the way, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the way.
Whose peak are, um, number is in sync.
Lace, peak off, Lace.
Can you come on the other side?
You could, you could, you could.
Fuck!
You can't left side it.
Nice, Lace.
Get right, good try, Lace.
Good one, Lace.
Hey, good team, good team, good team, good team, good team.
Good team, good team, good team, good team, good team,
Come on come back to the baby come back to her.
What gun is that?
Two boxes bro good work, good work.
Look we gotta just keep doing our own thing.
Just roam, just roam Squishy.
You better than these niggas, you niggas suck.
Come on bruh.
No I don't care.
No we're fine.
Seven two they make comebacks like those right?
100%
They're bombings.
Sheesh.
How do I got to get in here?
Alright yeah if I beat it.
I got to.
I got a lot. Let me go first.
Okay, okay.
Uh-oh.
Gonna go around red. I'm going close.
You mind up something? A ladder or some shit?
Try up the ladder with the AWP.
where yo Lacey can you come down yeah behind you that's their way yeah walk walk walk walk
I suck ass he's one though he's one across it there's some stains at us Lacey come here
come here yeah I'm here I'm gonna throw you the bomb in a second in a second you're
gonna open the door and oh careful bend that it's happening should we try to swing
right here this way wait wait wait I'm putting open on top
I'll be so mad
this day this day we're good we're good maybe holding that would have been
good
Yeah, come on, let's go, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
Give me a gun, I can put them in the guns, right?
Yeah, let's go, come on.
Right in the gun, baby, right in the gun.
Yo, good teamwork sketch, good teamwork.
Okay, good work, good work.
Let's get working.
So we do, baby, that's what we do.
Let's go, brother.
I'm liking this teamwork right there again.
You did a lot right there.
Yeah, we're doing good, bro.
Let's go.
Look at Game Chat?
What Game Chat's doing?
Oh my god.
How do you check that?
I'm gonna throw a decoy out, I'm gonna throw a decoy.
They're throwing shit, they're throwing shit.
to the upper
to offers
oh my god
trying to hide it
please just me
good try good try
you picked up a op?
bro this nigga played his game too damn much
Why you got 17 kills, bro?
Yeah, Bruce is the best part of the team. That's crazy.
Okay, nothing this round or what do you think?
Yeah, yeah, this is the
Yeah, sell it sell your you'd sell sketch to the nine three curse exists. Just go like how it did a valid
There'll be fun button like a little like arrows. I bet yeah, it does low key
I
Be right. I'll be you guys
I'm gonna get that piece of what the motherfucking silence or check get up here
Got one got one little punk bitch
You know mother's there placement Jack you open the wrist
Yeah, it's just wait
And that rage fight
I
Sold I sold admit, but I have a lot of Michael I didn't put a lot of pain on a lot of pain
Come on, you're doing young young in this nice. Let's get you
The work the word
Not through curse, not through curse, not through curse.
Come on, not through curse, yep.
Let's go, do you know?
Come on. Lacey, remember this squad?
I'm like at the raster squad, like a top?
How do I get there? Which we buy here?
Up the ladder, up the ladder.
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
MP9-2?
Lighter lighter. There's a lot of real things
You can do it ever go like probably here is good probably right here on this thing, but in this room
holding toward a
One
There's another one outside another one outside
Look at your your many. Yeah, just that door just that door
Every back rage
They're both out here it looks like they're wrapping around
Yes, they can I heard one global ladder I think
Remember ladder like I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I heard a ladder. I could be wrong
Towards like towards I don't even know dude like in his building like our son or their spawn
One one
One I don't have same ones
That means no, they crouch walking somewhere game. Yeah, just by patient
I find it lower than I thought.
So go back, go back.
Quick, quick.
Right here, right here.
Oh, shit.
Do they hear us?
Yeah, yeah, this is about it.
That's fine, they have pistols and guns.
Let us go for the left first.
Yeah, that's fine.
Got him.
The fuse, the fuse, the fuse.
Look for the bomb, look for the bomb right there.
It's just E.
I forget you all in a left.
I don't know what to call.
That's our second pick.
That's our fucking second pick.
Should we buy helmet here?
A little helmet maybe?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, nine five.
We got all the momentum in the world right now.
How do you start using flashbangs?
I might play that same little game.
I might play that same little up top spot, are you even in another now squishy?
Uh, just switch it up a bit, and put it on the other side or like that.
Don't feel like she's predictable.
Oh, I've got to buy a defuse kit.
Two over here, two over here!
Yeah, yeah, ramp ramp ramp.
They're going down, they're going down.
They could also go ahead and like the,
ladder area.
They're lower and lower.
How do we get down there?
They're planting, they're planting.
Yeah, yeah, same back.
Fuck.
Can I look from this side too?
We should be just going.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Wait, what?
What do you got over there?
He's, he's, he's spitting my gun.
I'm spitting the gun.
Now one.
Now one, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, the fuse, the fuse, the fuse.
Also by by kids guys is a thing called
Sketch I'm not gonna lie sketch you're gonna get pictures you run over chocolate
Which idea I would just run a gun I'm not gonna lie or you could
Yeah, you can you can you walk over it
I
Make a guy 24
What's it get up by that by a repair kit everybody wrong kid? Oh, they smoke me they smoke it over this question. Yeah
They see watching that
I
Think I'm gonna go opposite of where I was I think I'm gonna leave outside
You do that. No, no, that was them doesn't watch it
Where are you back arrows arrows mid-back like there's one
There's holding
I
Want
Got one got two nice. Yeah, it's just okay. It's okay. I think he's
Late upside upside. Oh, what is he?
Yeah, right there one HP Lacey you got on these red box you get him in the body. You're right. You're right. This whole
You kill me kill him
They're just holding for your part, okay?
Yes, sir
Dude push you beat
Yeah
Give it there's there are three where he was at they said there's three all of them were there
I'm making a lacy play. Yeah, it's a bunch of the bunch
They're all lower all lower all lower guys come down come down come down to that
I hear him I hear him play it
Shit on the wrap there it's kind of weird lacy open the door open door feel without watching me. They're holding me
What
Right, to your left.
And there.
Yeah.
I think that's it.
That's what I got.
He's close to your right, so he looked at the door.
Yeah.
He saw him.
There he is.
I got to make a point.
I'm sorry.
I got to make a point.
I'm going to get everything I can, Shadowmokalai.
Can you drop, uh, Lason?
Yeah.
I'm going to use the one that's.
There you go.
That was the first shot of the half
You're not
Oh
Stop beating yeah, but I can't swing with him because I think he's in my way
Are we got this we got this like I don't want to shoot
I'm really just listening to what squishy say
PUSH IT, PUSH IT, SKETCH
Nice, push it, come on
Good fucking kill, baby
Good fucking kill, sketch, fuck
How'd you do that? What'd you do?
Just sit close to the shotgun, honestly, play like that
I think that should move
That's the place, come on man
Where aren't they going? Are they hitting our left side at all?
Squishers
I have a side I have a side just right
Right
Yeah, the front of you sketch I think look yeah, I'm gonna keep on
One outside, they're having, they're having, they're trying to go there.
Are they up top, or on the floor?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they can be up top, it's gonna be hard.
I'm gonna smoke this.
Where is that?
Don't make any noise.
Just wait there, both of you, I'll wait there, both of you, I'll wait there, together.
Under flash out?
Wait for the smoke, we're gonna have to fight together
Come defuse, come defuse, come defuse, stick it, stick it, I got you
Oh my ass, in my ass
Stick it, stick it, I see
Crap
Crap
What?!
What
All good, bro, hey listen, we got this
Yeah, I sold chat I bought I bought people for guns throughout the round and I don't have enough to buy a kid
Nice old
Oh
Fucking good
You push yeah push
They might be a ramp or something that ramp is not being watched
There's this way there
I
Sketch on us
No, that was last guy. I think you're not good
Good try. Good try.
Yeah, it was fun though. It was fun.
No, kid. I have no money.
I don't know what you guys mean. No, you sold.
I bought, fuck, like, you know, I can't.
I sold, I'm sold.
I bought, I bought four people guns throughout the round,
and I don't have money. I don't have money to get a kid.
Like, they got, they got two players.
They got two players. Two.
I don't think people realize how good this is.
You had money. No, I didn't. Go look at the start of the round.
I had zero extra dollars.
He'd be on that month.
Bruce is good for a third round pitch. Yeah, Bruce is wrong. He was a third round. Yeah, Bruce was like the third round pick
I ain't go live. That's IQ. You don't you don't show your cards. You think I'm saying you get pulled to a decent team
That's good. I keep
It was fun. Yeah, good shit. It's good. You will go
I went 15 and 15 I started off horrible
I started off like, oh, I went 15 and 15.
I clutched four rounds, bought my team four runs.
Lacey, is Lacey here?
Yeah, I'm here.
Yo, chat was right.
What, what they say?
Yo, wait, did you boot up for this?
Lacey?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me too, yeah.
Me too.
Me too, yeah.
How are you feeling?
I mean, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
My chat's just pissing me off right now.
Yeah, that's how it be, bruh.
That's how it be, bruh.
You feel me?
It's okay.
You actually played well as fuck.
You played good as fuck.
Drop 15, niggas.
You don't play the game.
You guys chat.
Oh, this nigga Bruce on my chat.
Yo, Bruce, this is the only game you play a game.
How the hell they let you go throw around, fuck nigga?
This nigga should have been a captain.
No, Bruce is actually,
I'm not gonna allow Bruce actually to sleep with the draft.
He's asleep with the draft.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's supposed to be crumbs.
It's supposed to be one good nigga to crumb.
This nigga knows what he's doing, gang.
You know how to play the fucking game, nigga?
Because all you do is fucking sip and fucking gamble
on this bitch, so of course he's gonna be on his motherfucking
shooting niggas in his free time.
Suki, you had four kills, bruh.
Yeah, I'm coping, nigga.
Suki, Suki, you had four kills, dude.
Why are you standing here?
Wait, Suki?
Suki, you had four kills.
You had four kills.
What's going on in here?
You actually had a skeptical POV, Suki.
I appreciate you watching.
Are you naive?
You sure can watch me when you need a few plays?
And inside me
Wait!
The shoes I know that you make me wanna shop
Oh my god, yo you gotta stand there, but the shoes I last made
Really look like a sweet done knife
We got no hair
Every day, guys
Go to sleep sideboard
Chad, can I go back to sleep now, bro?
Can I go back to sleep now, bro?
Well, I got a flight in a few hours, gang.
Lacey, are you quiet, Lacey?
You better just get off stream, bear knuckle-a.
Chad thinks it's funny to raise a beer.
Watch when I entry. Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Watch, watch, and they go cry in the calm.
Oh, I like you, man, I like you, man.
Yo, I swear every calm is the same, game.
My niggas be doing the same shit.
No game, I don't even know what I'm...
All right, Chad, this is what we're gonna do.
What do you mean, how did we lose?
I think it was good you want what what what what and that stream and that's for me boy
Yeah
I don't know if I would have brought me ready. Yeah, I got you
Yeah, yeah, go tell go tell go tell daddy D. Yo
Go to daddy Bruce. Thank you for the free win and make sure you're looking up at it
Oh, and that's three ladies. You all sweet and then raise you all Bruce
Street
I feel what
You know you was in this tournament for the whole week and yeah training and all I just walk about my bed
You are so keep wait wait you just like that had training game
I just came from Vegas to LA to fucking Miami. I'm in Miami right now playing with no wife
You got carried you got carried you got carried by his daddy
Thank you daddy
You got carried
Fuck off, what the fuck is the trauma in a group, fucking nigga
Fax, Fax
Fuck off
Yes I do, yes I do
We just brought your rage out of rage
Yo, wait hold on
This nigga was calling on twitter
Oh well, maybe next time
Fuck off the tournament
Kale's in Fiberon's sketch!
You only killed the worst player you fucking suck!
You suck!
Okay next time!
Stop fucking talking to him, he's a fucking bottom-feeder,
like he's a crumb, like he's supposed to do that shit.
Yo, you're tough, let him talk.
I guessed it, you guys are hard to f-
You suck!
You suck!
Hey, why'd he fuck Niggas?
That was not funny, nigga!
Why'd he fucking mess with us?
He's only got four hands.
Hey, here you go!
Hey, this guy's nasty!
That's gonna be that funny!
Oh my god.
No, wait, where did Jamie go?
Where did Jamie go?
Who the fuck did you say?
Then they can say, no, check it out.
All the spots filled up.
All the spots filled up.
Maybe next time.
Bro, you don't even deserve to have a span of turn.
I'm not kidding.
So if you actually want to send a,
I don't know if he can get any shit.
He's actually worse than me.
I don't get my end of the fight, bro.
How do I get any shit, bro?
It stops you.
Get back.
I suck you.
I don't get any shit, bro.
I don't ever see a sickie one nothing in his life,
and they go nothing.
I don't get first rounded.
I don't get first rounded.
I don't get first rounded.
I don't get first rounded.
Nice, Will.
I'm not a first rounded.
You gotta put on good teams.
Because the good niggas gotta play with the shit niggas.
You the shit niggas.
Shit niggas.
So hot.
I agree.
I agree with Rage.
I agree with Rage.
Crumb?
Damn.
Yeah, he's dead silent now.
Nah, I did a shit in the legato.
Well, uh.
Niggah, why do you play this game, gang?
What are you talking about?
You play, okay.
play Valorant.
What?
Shut the fuck up.
You play Marvel Rivals.
Okay, Marvel Rivals is tough.
It was tough.
No.
No, it's not.
What the fuck?
Yes, it is not swag.
Why do you tell me that?
It's in his ass.
I'm gonna give you a fuck before Marvel Rivals is fine, bro.
We got to have on Marvel Rivals.
You're asking Marvel Rivals too, Chilky?
Yo, hang on, Lissy, but you just want my attention, nigga, and you have fucking
live right now, nigga.
No, y'all posted anything in hostess to Nego by Netflix.
I will beat you at Marvel Rivals too.
I will beat you at Marvel Rivals too.
Anyhow, give me three days on the game, I'm better than you, give me three days.
No you won't, no you won't, no you won't, no you won't, I promise you I'll make you look crazy.
I'll make you look so fucking crazy.
Put money on it.
Oh, get this nigga down, are you fucking...
Oh, fuck, he's not good.
Shut the fuck up, boy.
You're just not a gamer, you're not a gamer.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, shut up.
It's not 10 today.
What am I rating, gang?
You are actually to Brian's yellow reading of the team!
You fucking blow!
Wait, can somebody send me that Twitter of Ray saying maybe next time?
Nigga, this nigga is a fucking retard because you know I fucking posted that because my
call was like what the fuck are you at?
Why are you not in it?
It's like a fucking showroom.
Yo shut the fuck up.
Yo I hate this nigga nigga.
I fucking hate this nigga nigga.
Fuck.
Nigga man.
What?
you
you
you
you
you
Silky cheated, he has hacks.
Silky downloaded, hacks.
Silky has hacks.
Silky hacking.
Silky has hacks.
Silky hacking.
Silky cheating.
Silky cheater.
Silky has hacks, DQ silky, he cheating.
How can I room Silky's day?
How can I room Silky's day?
Straight up question.
He's not here.
He packed you up.
He quite literally had bottom frag on his team, bro.
He quite literally bottom frag, bro, and I love sketch to death, man.
Love sketch to death, bro.
But sketch ran away to shotgun and had two kills.
We were dead ass playing a 3v4 against a good team, and me and Squishy almost carried
us to a win.
Last facts.
It's literally facts.
You can't deny that.
You can't deny that.
He killed sketch seven times.
I'm leaking his colognes I don't care. I'm going down to his room. I'm breaking it. I'm leaking all his colognes
I'm not leaking his number. No, I'm gonna leak his fucking colognes
I never see no
I never see no
Lacey you're sitting here watching me get your fucking loser. How about that?
Gage, you're a fucking loser, crumb.
How about...
DRU!
Get the phone!
DRU, get the phone!
Get the phone, Drew!
Drew, get the phone!
Get the phone!
DRU!
DRU!
Get the phone!
Drow!
That's what's going to happen.
When we can go down there, the phone just booting up one second.
Holy headset, then.
Goddamn
Where you going
Now you're home, bro.
Oh, he keeps him in his bedroom.
Yeah.
Why would he keep him in there?
Get the coat.
Go get the coat.
Okay.
No, on that door.
There's no area there.
Six, seven, six, seven, six...
Get a locksmith?
I guess he's not going to come out of the room.
Oh wait, he's not here.
He's not here.
Wait, I have an idea.
What idea?
But what if it's just a lock?
I guess Silkie's leaving his door locked.
What would be cool is that he didn't say it's an emergency
And we need to get into Silky's room.
Oh, Silky's watching Sighi.
Fuck, fuck.
I could just, I'm not allowed, I could just say the colognes it uses.
Unless he wants to call me and apologize.
Unless Silky wants to call me and apologize.
But then you're just leaking all your colognes, cause you use all the same ones as him.
It's three five five one.
So who? No way
Who said that?
He wouldn't say his door code. He wouldn't even tell like Pepsi it in the old house
Wait, how does Chad know that?
I thought it was 3-5, one lock.
That one might be fingerprint only.
What?
He has a fingerprint only lock for his colognes?
That's insane.
I'm telling you, it's finger print only.
I have an idea.
Get a credit card?
What kind of tape?
I get tape.
I powder it, put it on the door.
I get a finger print from this wall and then I use it on that.
Joe, who do you think you are?
You are a fucking, I don't even know what the country's name is compared to.
Come on, it's you still in here.
I've seen, I've seen it in criminal minds before.
You're not an detective, I've seen in criminal minds.
Literally I've seen in criminal minds.
Okay, where is it?
I think it's straight right here.
Okay.
Uh, I don't think rock tape's gonna work.
We're looking for a tape.
No, I think it'll work if we have powder.
Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up.
You got powder?
I mean, I'm sorry.
Powder?
Yeah.
I think we need...
Sorry, don't we need a tape?
No, no, no.
I think it works.
Surely we're writing out less than clear tape here.
I've seen this in a lot of...
What are you looking for?
What are you looking for?
I'm just trying to re-create the finger print.
I'm going to go and see how the others are.
I'm sure a lot of homes.
I'm going to guess this is going to work.
It is. Look.
You don't know what direction you can punch this finger on the door.
It could be a thumb.
If he gets it, it's this, that.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm not gonna be a good boy, I'm not gonna be a good boy, I'm not gonna clean up the
silky doesn't get mad.
I'm actually, I'm not gonna be a fake as you know, I'm not gonna be a fake as you know
out there.
Now I'm not like, all this at the end of the day I'm ending up cleaning Silky's
door for him because I'm actually a fake, you know, I'm a little bitch.
At least I can fucking admit it.
At least I can fucking admit it.
At least I can fucking admit it.
At least I can fucking admit it.
God, he's so trashed, too.
He's actually so trashed.
He did not deserve that in the tournament.
I'm not even kidding. He doesn't not even deserve to be in the tournament.
So you lost to Sylvia.
Yeah, I know. I'm not lose to Sylvia.
I lost to Bruce. I lost to Bruce.
Well, I was going to clarify.
Because I heard upstairs you told John that it was a 1-1 versus Sylvia for the win.
And you told me that you won to win the series.
I lied. I lied. Boosted the third round, picked up 22 kills.
How many did you get?
I had 15. Snickered somebody's sketchy eye.
Saved him.
And guess how sketchy five of them were against?
Sketch!
Oh, your sketch sketch.
Two!
Sketch is the worst player. He didn't even know how to aim a gun.
And Silky killed him five times.
He was just farming sketch kills.
How the fuck did you end up with sketch on your team?
Because we got last big.
He's sketched. And who else is on our team?
Knee stretch, rage, and squishy.
Sounds like a solid team.
Is it not?
We just played the best team in the tournament.
Subtract Silky from that team and put someone decent on there.
They're the best team in the tournament.
But Silky's getting up there on the whole tournament, but I'm telling you.
How do we lose?
Oh my god.
You're good, man. Just take it.
I don't care about your weak ass tweets, bro.
My leverage is probably nice.
Bro, just get the fucking name out.
We all have little mislapses.
Yo, squishy!
It's not too chaotic, no.
1v1 me in Rocket League.
You won't, son.
But like, I think he pretty made team for that
and I had like two pretty competent,
like they were new, but like they were pretty competent.
Why did Lacey do this?
Who was your teammates?
Riley and Zoaik, Riley and Zoaik.
Riley and Zoaik, bam, okay.
Oh, so that's the three-way three then, yeah.
Yeah, I played Lacey, Ron and Marlin in the final.
Marlin was like lost, he'd never played.
Yeah.
We're two all in this game,
either way, so it should be done pretty soon.
One second, I'll be right, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Lacey, what the fuck are you saying, bro?
Wait, will he like destroy me?
Are you deadass?
Will he destroy me?
Alright, hop on Rock League, bro.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, hop on Rock League, bro.
Bet.
I'm scared of him.
I'm scared of him.
I think I'm scared.
I ain't scared.
I ain't scared of shit.
I ain't scared of shit.
He will destroy you you need a 99 kill lead brother I don't need a 99 kill lead
Yo, realize I'm actually good at rockin' league.
I'm way better at rockin' than I am at CSGO.
You do.
Bro, he's not that good.
On God, you're not getting a goal.
Putting that on God is crazy.
Yeah, so yeah, what the fuck are you thinking bro?
What?
What the fuck?
Did you hit your head or some shit in like the few minutes between our match and like
right now what happened?
I didn't hit my head.
I didn't hit my head.
Why?
I mean, okay, let's get this thing going, bro, let's get the stone in the road.
Okay, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna add you.
Alright, my name is, um, on Epic Games?
You on Steam or you on Epic?
Epic, Epic, Epic.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
How do I turn friend requests off?
They're on?
It's in the Epic client, you know, open Epic client, and it's like click the little friend
thing and then somewhere in there, I don't know, exactly.
My name is LilLay67, LilSpaceLayspace67.
LilLay67, alright bro.
This user is not accepting invites. Yeah, it is a friend request to everybody now
Player with that epic ID does not exist somehow little space little leg
Space lay space six seven is there a space between the six and the seven no no no no
No, no, no, no, I did it I did it squishy official squishy official brought us me
I don't think, I don't, I think you're really, I think you're misjudging my Rock League ability.
I'm actually going to Rock League.
I'm like, like CS, I'm not that good, but Rock League is actually good.
Well, I was impressed with what I saw, bro.
Honestly, you held your own, bro.
Don't be down here yourself. Listen.
You're Rock League ability on your hand. I don't know.
I feel like you're better at CS than Rock League.
No, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I made you party leader. Made you party leader.
Rock League.
You're misjudging his?
Um, I did this one second, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be good.
You got a lot of experience on this one?
Yeah, me? Got a lot of experience in this game?
Yeah.
A little bit, a little bit.
Quite a few times.
Time I grinded.
RLCS season 6 1 champion.
wait I think since you're so confident maybe we should bet like 5,000 subs on this match
you ever see something on it?
like 5k 5k
hmm something like 5k
what do you think?
10k?
wait 10k sub is over now
yeah at least it's right
10k 10k
10k 8000 holocaust
alright
I'll stand though before I'm literally reporting like to the police
No, like like why are you quiet locking in though? It's not gonna be enough though
You can lock it all you want bro games over
I feel like I feel like you're you're not gold if I get lying to them silver how am I beating you
I can see it. Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, how do you do that?
Um, you gotta just fly, you fly a ball there.
Hit it, you sense?
I see. You're down to five and one minute.
I'll be there.
You think I'm down five and one minute me I see plenty of time to come back. Come on. It's not stopper. It's not over yet
You know, I almost want to
We're saying you almost won the what?
All right
Whatever on here we go here. Here we go
Holy shit, holy shit
Like what do you need a confidence to like
I'm gonna be the zombie one like well what's him over here you've been locked
like trying to see him yeah you're not bad listen you're not bad you're
definitely gold he definitely the long and gold you're not bad though that's
pretty good save I don't think I'm not yet I can't even get the ball okay but
you can't do that shit on the wall you can't do that shit where you climb the
wall and fucking get it in it all you're doing is these little weak-ass shots
hahaha
That's a good hit, that's a good hit.
That's a good hit.
Hey where are you? Jump!
Hello?
you disconnect that was some witchcraft
oh my god I will
well you're supposed to score by the way you want to put the ball in my neck I
I know I'm trying, but it's kind of hard against you, dude.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, Lil' A?
Oh my god, I don't think I- I'm gonna be honest?
Okay, I misjudge, I misjudge, I misjudge.
I don't think I can square you, Lil.
Why are you giving up on yourself?
You have half the game, though.
I don't think so.
Demo.
I've never ever seen double-heels in marketing before.
Saving that.
You've never been good.
I know, I've never been good.
What do you mean you've never been good?
You don't even play right?
No, like, the game came out 10 years ago.
Like the game came out 10 years ago when it came out there was like it was different way of work
I was top 100 in the first season. I'll never go
Ask it go basically
How do you do that?
All right, okay, you go in goal and let me try to just go up the wall and score on you.
All right, all right.
So what about the part where you supposed to go up the wall bro you walked in it.
I did.
You just walked into my bed.
That's not up the wall.
Oh.
You even believed in yourself.
First step is believing in yourself that you can do it bro.
I
Did it say to say oh shit, are you just good at everything you do?
You were good at our six to understand this the nerd probably I don't have any hours on our six
I have a lot of hours on CS this game. I'm a lot of you. What the best at our six to
Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised even let me play this I'm not gonna lie that's my bad
your team like actually even snark because I
Wait are you good at Fortnite?
Yeah, I'm a highest rank at Fortnite
So do you think you can make me the only one in Fortnite?
Do I think I know I know I can be you know
for it right now right now right now
right now right now I feel like like
why don't we just save ourselves to
like the embarrassment like let's just
Run it! Run it! I'm actually running! I want any amount of Fortnite!
Any amount!
No build though. No build though.
Whoa, no build.
No build, no build. No build, no build.
I'm not a build! I'm not a build!
Okay, we get a no build. We get a no build.
To be honest with you, okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, man.
First off, where's my 10k at?
Second, um, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I have never really played Fortnite like that.
Like I'm not the highest rank. I'm gonna come clean right now, but let's play bro. Let's see if you can take me
You're actually talking to a former FNCS professional player
That's scary me at all. I've had it if you do no bill I think I got you
FNCS player like is it like open like open sign up
No, no, no, no. I was ranked top 160 in Fortnite.
Top 60?
Yes, I was considered a pro.
I was considered a pro.
Okay, all right.
All right.
Listen, I'm not logging my epic real quick.
I'll be ready.
No way I lose.
No build, you're cooked.
No build I don't know like
You know I'm not gonna lie if I have on this shit and I lose I'm gonna freak out like I'm gonna freak out
Okay, I actually can't build it. Are you a God builder? Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm a very good builder
Very good like yeah, like actually they could do that pro shit like that Peter boss shit
So let me take you back to a time real quick.
Let me take you back to a time real quick.
Take me back.
Let me take you back to a time real quick.
Give me one second.
I'm going to send a link in your chat real quick.
So what you do in my your greatness. Okay.
And I like in here.
And I like in here. Oh, I might have to like,
like,
money.
I'm on the money every century.
And it.
I think you back to a time squishy.
Let me log in.
So I don't leak this in.
I don't know.
Bro, are you sending me some highlights?
You better not be like, bum ass, bro.
I think he's better than me.
Fortnite, montage, lacy.
Okay.
This better be good highlights.
Just trust.
This better be good highlights.
Brother.
Just trust.
Brother.
Like.
Yeah, he doesn't know he's got a witness peak.
He doesn't know he's got a witness peak.
I'm going to show screen in a second.
He doesn't know he's got a witness peak.
Let's do this.
22 star emoji fortnite montage lacy
So how how many hours you have on for night? Oh
On for night we're talking probably 10,000 and that 10,000, okay
Come on now come on
down if there's no build though I feel like you're not that
serious come on this is pee I feel like the build is like
what gives you your power did you make this
what did you say sorry did you edit this montage yourself no no I had an
editor okay okay
these are not lowlights bro I see I kind of see it bro
like I kind of see you do you do have that like
That pro possessed you but I think it's all build crush like that's how I started streaming though because I was I was a pro
And I was winning tournaments and people wanted to watch my gameplay
So I just started streaming you were winning tournaments. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Yeah, I played it out of land
You play what did you place at the land?
I'll tell you to say you're winning tournaments
It's a well I was winning tournaments back the land didn't play too hot
Okay, okay, so you were actually like a well-respected professional player on fortnight. Yes
Yes, yes, yes
People like people feared you in the lobbies. Yes, if they saw if they saw my skin the lobby they would they would not push out of this
Okay, I have like I have like 80,000 earned so
Okay
Well, you're pretty nasty. I can't lie. Okay. Thank you. Listen. I can't do this building shit, but
Yeah, if you hop on this game and beat me a no-build
I'm actually gonna be like very I don't know the guns or anything
Like I have like less than a hundred hours on this game. I don't I'm gonna be honest
I don't think you get around on your mobile. I'm just being honest like actually like this lion. Yeah, I don't think it doesn't even matter
People feared your way about your skill. I get the point. I get the point. Listen, bro
Let's let's run it. Let's run. I want to see what happens here
before nice updating having opened this game and millennium
rapid zero mood
are you on it's updating like 80%
Yeah, why are you guys hating you guys know what it is when it comes to for me? I was literally
a few I'll tell you a little story. There's this one time. I'm sure you know clicks, right?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so clicks and Peter Mott, they both wanted me to do it with them for
due FNCS. And I didn't know who to choose. So I decided to just not play with either
of them and I found this like lower tier player and I took him and me and him on FNCS.
So I was like, I was really like the most feared.
Who was the lower tier player?
It was just like a player named, his name was Snowy.
Snowy.
Okay.
Yeah, is this actually a low tier player?
You just lying to me bro. He never made it never made a grand didn't win a fncs never won
Okay
So you just lying if you're just full line
And you're laughing no because it's what's your biggest that you've been
fortnight my biggest achievement in fortnight honestly all biggest human
fortnight is probably gonna have to be
probably uh let me search let me see fortnight PDF
biggest achievement of fortnight probably gonna have to be 23rd Nadeul's
cash cut not bad at all 25th and a duo cash cut not bad at all 29th 29th 30th in a last
chance qualifiers.
Okay.
So you're averaging like 28 out of how many people so out of out of 28 out of 100 so like
top 30 in the world.
I won't point out.
That's not bad. That's not bad. I don't you said you were winning like and making like grains and stuff though
Yes, that was that was the land I played on
Okay, so okay
All right, invite me bro. Like let me just see it in action. Really. Why are we wasting time here?
Let's just show me show me what you got
I mean Lobby, how are you kites an ass?
Is it Fortnite skin?
Yeah, it's a vivette skin.
How do we join this?
Well, here's the thing, Squishy, here's the thing.
Yeah, yeah
You didn't have you didn't have like any any handicapped
Yeah, okay
Yo, I see I wonder if you Ron and lays with no boost and one what are we talking about like
6-7, I just victory on the highway.
I'm flying to you, so fly here, I'm better on the earth.
6-7, I just victory on the highway.
Kaisen at 6-7.
6-7, I just victory on the highway.
Jeff, what is this game, bro?
What happened?
Look what? I'm playing this game in a minute.
Here we go.
Jeff, we all think he gets a single round on me.
I know it's no build, but like I was a pro
Don't get one round on you not like no good build. I don't think you get around on me
Like are you good like yes, yes, yes
Your aim is like master. Yes. Yes. I'm good at everything people are saying you were a tier 3 pro
haters gonna hate, haters gonna hate
are you in?
yeah
it's loading, it's loading
connecting
you weren't even a tier 3
it's just not true
yellow?
What's up? Oh, um, no, you guys are good. This game's just about to start. Okay. Can you
drag us into the ball? You gotta go over to the starting thing. Yeah, he's not gonna
get around on me. It's where you go. All right. How do I play? How do I play? What is
your own loadout. Oh, you're
going to be just going to do
random. I don't know, random.
Do we get the same guy? I don't
know. It might be different.
Oh, where are you? Where are
you? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is
that? What did you just do?
You're a cheater.
How do you do that? I did it.
How are you?
See what I'm saying, it's just a natural thing.
How much do you have?
How does this game work?
Why am I moving against the sword?
Is it like, is it a headscarf or an ammo gun or is it a blue gun?
What's happening?
You just fart, you just fart.
See what I'm saying?
What the, you know they're UTIL.
How do I get up? How do I get up? What am I throwing?
Like, what am I throwing?
Oh, I like this gun. See if you got it. You're dead.
Oh fuck you have a sniper?
Yo you're healing yourself, wait you're actually cringed, you're actually cringed, you're
healed as a guy, you're cooked, you're cooked, you're cooked, I'm using my uterus, I'm
using my uterus, yo how in the fuck are you not dead, how do you have more heals?
I need a house!
Hit fire.
Hit fire? Wait, what?
Where's it?
I don't know what that is.
I see you.
You ass.
I- I- I- He's not-
I like this video! I'm-
Dude, bro, I'm in the open, bro.
You're out of your little fort. You're basically building.
Dude, you're a pooch.
Why are you building like you're actually you're actually scared
No, this game is fucking made for toddlers better made for toddlers understand me
I told you about it. This is like you gotta understand when it comes to me
You're building shit
when it comes to me like yeah you're a child though look how you playing like
what is this shit fight me man what is he's got a high ground fucking Andy
bro you're healing right yeah I'm gonna get up there
No! Yes!
Dude, this guy is a pussy.
Lazy, bro.
Tell me you're a pro.
You're playing like you're scared.
You're playing like you're scared of me, bro.
I don't notice it.
Like, it's all aim, dude.
It's all aim.
Haven't even...
It's the opposite.
Haven't even played the game in like a year.
Yeah, just once or not?
Come on squishy, come on son!
How you do that cube shit? How you do that cube shit?
How you do that?
Why are you like withholding information?
How you do that? How you do the cube thing?
What cube thing? What cube thing?
How you doing like a build like that?
Oh, that's that, that's a good one.
How you do that? How you do that?
It's the green thing in here in the jewelry.
Okay, okay, okay, okay
And still
Look it's nice and that like like come on
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you lacy. This is like the worst game ever created
And I'm an epic partner brother. This is the worst game ever created
I'm gonna give it a fuck with you bruh. I know how you put 10,000 hours into this shit.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I haven't played in a while. It used to be good. You can't lie, Prime Four Night was good.
Yeah, but no one knew how to do anything. Yeah. Fuck yeah, it was good.
Like the game used to be good though. It's just good.
Yeah, what about homodays, homodays, what about no U-Till just guns? Just guns.
No U-Till just aim?
You can use the aim in an environment only.
Okay, what about heals?
No heals.
No heals.
Just guns.
GG's now.
Alright mods run the predic.
Nah nah you're still win, you're still win bud.
I think I can kill you without the bullshit.
I'm just fucking like unloading.
I'm just fucking like sky.
You got lollipops in your hands.
Yeah what a happy shit on by the way.
that own game just equipments it for me no it's cuz you're a partner so you
probably get all the skins
my skin is bulky awesome big hitbox they see why like you're only killing me
cuz I'm gonna be one loose we get the same news all right all right remember
just a gun
Wait is there blue like there's spray pattern. There's free pattern
They stuck out on I don't know the guy
Bro look at this guys
I'm gonna be honest bro if I had one week to learn the gun, I mean bro I'm not using
any U-Chill.
Why are you using the trees?
Get away from the trees!
I gotta use cover!
Man up!
Man up!
I'm taking this game!
This is my shape!
I almost said refund, the game's free.
Free
They have camps I didn't see respawn
Use right side P
Okay, that's it you like that's so different from any shooter. I swear like this quick swapping guns
Are you are you like tap firing are you holding down?
Can't lie bro, I think
Rocket League and this game has the biggest skill gap in the world.
What do you think Rocket League has the biggest skill gap in the world?
I think mmm... I don't know.
Because I have decent aim bro, but I don't know anything about the guns or like...
And building too.
Yeah, building and put out of nowhere.
I'll be honest, I said I played both games competitively, Fortnite and Rocket League, I will say.
But I could also be biased because I was a pro in Fortnite.
Yeah, I think this game might be harder. Oh, see, I think rockin these harder mechanically
Yeah, but that's because you suck it and that's a cuz I suck at this that's true
That's true. That's I think I think we're both bought
Yeah, we're both because it this probably feels easy for you because you know everything
Yeah, my shit was easy because I know everything but like you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to touch the ball like like
Ever they want to you wouldn't touch the ball, but I wouldn't be able to even shoot a bullet you if you
Yeah
I
Got respect from I'm bowing down to your brother. You got fortnight, bro. This is your shit. Yes
It's your shit, bro. Listen, bro. This is all you
Was last time you lost that be honest last time I launched fortnight, it's been a minute. It's been a while
Probably like a few months
You look clean. You look good
Would you play rock-n-roll to get your day?
Yeah, yeah, I did I saw me. That's how main thing that extreme
I never stopped I never stopped I like I like dabble another shit sometimes on stream, but
Yeah for like 10 years, I don't think I've went like a day without playing
Do you think you could carry me to like a tournament win?
Oh, yeah 100%
In rocket league if we did like a 2v2 tournament we could play 2v2 is
Like I don't know 3v2 me well we could try
What is it? Do you know what it is?
I don't know
I just want to have the tournament winner badge. Yeah, bro
I feel like if it was threes like we could for sure
Wait, there's a 3v3 one in 20 minutes
Hmm
Yeah, but yeah, we'll be SSL bro. We'll be what?
It'll be against SSLs. You'll get SSL title. I'll have SSL tournament winner title
Yeah, but like
That's hard, bro. Please
hold on hold on let me make a call let me make a call if I get another pro on
board like me a private one
I think so bro
listen if we win on my soul you two hundred subs
Okay, bro. Okay, listen watch that spinning Justin. Yeah, he's attorney. That's right. I was gonna ask him
Yeah, he's like my best friend on rock-a-league
You ever see this is rock-a-league go no
You never see that look it up. Look it up. Oh, you gotta watch that
Look up this is rock-a-league
Okay, hold on. This is Rocket League. Just on YouTube?
Yeah, you'll see it. It'll have a shit ton of views, probably.
This is Rocket League. RLCS insane bull from Justin.
Being held back now by the Panda.
But it's a straight line.
It's going to be over the K-Dog! It's almost there!
But it starts!
Oh my god, you guys lost?
I mean, of course, that gives us...
I wasn't
This is rock-a-lanke!
This is rock-a-lanke!
They've done it!
Wait, do they end up winning in overtime?
No, bro, they lost in a most frag-ly possible.
No.
As teammates bumped each other.
They bumped each other.
Let me ask you, the guy that bumped into the other guy.
Let me ask him, huh.
So you actually think that if there were two brothers
in me, I could actually, we could win a tournament.
Would I?
Justin got one of a jinksy you want one with jinksy would I even touch a ball? Oh
Yeah, yeah, I mean you could
You could probably how long the tournament take the win I don't like take up too much of your time if you have stuff to do
Fuck all the day, bro. I was playing a point of 30 the whole time, but we got eliminated first round
Oh my God, please. Please, you're so lit winning the Rock of the Tournament.
Let me send out a bat signal here.
I'll do whatever you need. I'll bump out.
If you want me to, I can bring water bottles to the game.
I'll sit there and spawn if you want me to.
I'll play goalie if you want me to.
Oh my God, I'm going to bash out at least you can goal.
Wait, what's a lawn mower?
Oh, I think he said the messy one.
Chad, what's a lawn mower?
Chad, I'm going to go pee.
Everybody type your favorite flight email.
I
Said that I got one Lacey
Boy oh fuck me tell us boy
Nothing on my shirt, dude.
Well, there's nothing on my shirt.
There's nothing on my shirt.
There's really something right there.
There's nothing on my shirt!
What the fuck are you saying?
Are you dead-eyed, dude?
What's up bro?
What's your shirt say?
Your shirt says something
What? What are you talking about?
Your shirt says something
Bro, no it doesn't
Your shirt says something
Yeah, it says something, yeah
What's up bro? I'm about to play rock, paper, scissors, and turn you into some proves and shit
I did that, I was gonna offer you
You wanna pull up
To OCS house
Wait, are you actually gonna play RR?
Yeah, I'm gonna pull up
I rocked a return with some bones and shit.
I got a lot of money to collect the big dog meat,
something like that.
So squishy like.
You can't hang though.
I can't hang squishy in anybody.
It was like yo, I mean the boy is RLSCS
and I want you to turn it and play it.
I was like yeah, I got your squishy, you need to third.
I bet, wait, can I use your car?
Use my car, you have a meet back.
Yeah, but I left my keys in my room
and I really don't wanna go back.
I wanna be honest.
Yo bro, you know I wouldn't let you,
Oh, they fuckin' said that.
Yo, it's like, yo, it's like, it's like a wave.
Like, you got the roadblocks here, bro.
You got the shaggy, you got the fuckin' shaggy for a long time.
I'm gonna be honest, bro, I don't think there's
another person in the world that I would rather
not drive my car.
I'm just being pretty honest.
I actually think I would, I would rather,
I would rather hand the keys over to J.Cuture.
Now, if I go and take your card,
you're not gonna win anything about it.
No, but I'll just sue you.
I'll just sue you.
You're not gonna sue me?
I'll sue you.
I'll sue you.
As soon as that happens a lot,
I'm calling the police and I'm reporting,
I'm reporting a rent-a-thon.
You wouldn't do that.
Yes.
No, you wouldn't.
And then I'm taking the baseball bat
and smashing your way back into the window.
That's just not your body at all.
You're not even, you're fake, bro.
Stop being a lark man, you don't got Jewish lawyers,
you don't got none of that shit,
I don't got, stop larking man.
Now he's a twin to lark man.
I see what's going on.
Call David.
The fuck?
You part of the fuck, you those gang?
Headed?
Yo.
Hey David, on stream right now,
a question, if somebody steals my car,
I can sue the state of California, right?
Yeah, you could civilize somebody
for stealing your barriers, it's also a crime that you can't afford.
Asgrantatano?
Huh?
Asgrantatano, and I can also sue for like, emotional stress, too?
Oh my god.
Can I turn that on now, my mark?
You can sue for, yeah, someone just simply taking your barriers.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, bye.
We have the same lawyer, bro.
We have the same fucking lawyer, dude.
Yes.
Ah, shit.
That's the same guy, bro.
It's gonna be awkward.
We're lost in them.
Yeah, it's gonna be real awkward.
Wait, how does that work if you sue someone who has the same lawyer as you?
Whoever gives it more bread!
Heh heh!
Whoever gives it more bread!
Fleshy man, I'll go broke.
I'll go dance with them when you're done.
But you did just, you got tabcast.
Alright, crowd. Fine. You can play this weak ass, uh, uh, uh, rock-a-league.
We gotta be, uh, we gotta ask that subterranean, it's gonna be crazy.
I don't know.
Actually, it's gonna be crazy.
Try to do something today, champ.
I
You be showing a push-up thing
Which other replaying
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, okay. Oh, we're good. Yeah, she just watched I told me watch this is rockin big clip
Oh, really? Do you know what happened after that?
Wait, were you the ones that beat them?
I only cried for like an hour after it's all good
I'm out of you. Okay, so actual question when you guys play these tournaments like what's on the line?
How much money is the grand prize pool?
uh... what changes it's different now
it's different now that i mean actually what is the world's price will not
switch
uh...
two million maybe
i don't know but i think it's for first place on the day
i don't know some like that i think that much of the years
three hundred k for first
yet
i really don't have much it was like five hundred bucks
for a year when it would have to wait doesn't have to look at me now
uh... yeah so they should be done for more money in the price pools
uh... that's what you think
all of them
because of uh...
team name preference
team name preference
uh... okay
uh... two champs in one pig
two champs one pig
yes two champs one pig
I don't know, I haven't played these that much lately.
There's bots right now, Lacey, there's like these AI super robots that are better than
professional players.
Wait, they have bots that are good at the game?
It's like cheaters, they're cheating, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's bad.
Are they beatable or no?
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, no.
another pro maybe and it's like big maybe no no no but like respectfully it's like
actually hard it's actually hard listen I'm here to prove y'all wrong that's what I'm here to do
oh man wait what happened to them like the some people have really bad bots too though some of
them are bad yeah I don't even understand how that works you just they have like the it's just
actual robots playing? It's like AI.
Silky's losing? Oh, you look.
Chad, is Silky losing?
What's that? Oh, where are you?
Bro, that team he plays with, I think that could work.
We do need some smokes though for that.
We all got a bracket though.
Right there.
How many kills in the end?
Press tab.
Press tab. Press tab.
No, no, no, no. Press tab.
It goes pretty deep.
Go lower fast.
Press tab, Stinky.
I'm gonna smoke mid. Hold on.
I don't even know what that is.
I was gonna go cat, but
I thought I was like all in nine oh my god
When up cat cat cat cat I
Have bomb too, bro
He's all in nine chat
Hi some ads in the chat everybody say hi hi hi hi it's Kai actually here. He's tight. That's tight
It's grab on go back the fucking kill yep one is middle
We got to get this off by his hand bro, bro, he's just shot me through the fucking bro
Where the fuck do I even go? I don't care. I'm hate watching. I'm hate watching
Maybe short
belong
I only got 28 seconds now
I just typed in the chat. Hey, nice big fan wrap all the way around the streams dude
Okay, I know what to do next round kill it and rock it leave this turn. Thank you, bro. Thank you, brother
I'm just gonna swing shit. They know I'm gone. You're up to go in and plant. Yeah
There's no time now
How is quicks good at CS. Wait, what? Wait, who's quicks his team?
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Yeah, no, I'm not that good.
It's quicks Richie. Yeah, do you know how to do the mid flash?
I know how to flash mid, yeah.
Yo, I didn't go through mid, I didn't go through mid to be Richie.
Chad, who has the best team in the tournament actually?
They run on mid. Alright, let me look it up.
I'm going. I'm going. Watching your Richie. Watching top left. I'm watching top left.
I'm still looking. I'm not seeing anybody. I got smoked Richie. Yo, Tate, Tate, Tate.
Wait, so is Richie just good at any games? Yo, two-cat, two-cat. I rotated. I'm on clicks.
I don't think it's one of us A yet. I made. I'm watching this. Yeah, it is, it is, it is.
Okay
Wait ex-qc and bucky's team is good quick sucks. He's ass. Oh, he's dog. She
What the fuck is ex-qc
I feel your horror. What is this?
Holy
What is that? How much time do we get to the game?
Two minutes. All right team team. We all here team
Yeah, I'm here. So what's that?
No, I was gonna say my chat is begging me to ask you about your grandma.
I don't know why. What's that about? My grandma?
Yeah. Here we go again, man. So yeah, so basically what happened,
it was my grandma, it was Christmas,
December, and my grandma used to go on these walks.
Huh? Every single day. She would go down the block,
on the block over the left, two blocks right under the block
and then she would cross these train tracks.
And she always used to have her little wired headphones
in, listen to the podcast, there's the radio in the morning
and I thought, oh, be a good idea to get Granny a new,
a new pair of headphones.
I got her the AirPod Pros for Christmas
and I didn't really take into account, you know,
her hearing slowly fading as well as the soundproof
on the new headphones.
that next morning after Christmas
She didn't hear the train coming
She got smacked by a train and died. Oh, why are you laughing?
No, I was laughing at something else. That is sad, though.
Well, damn.
I actually haven't spoken to my family since then because they blame the death on me.
They called me a murderer.
Oh, shit.
I'm trying to hear them. Let's get locked in up.
Yeah.
That's the other stuff. That's I don't know.
Damn, you're a pos, bro.
Excuse me.
Why are you out there trying? Yeah.
Didn't Jason like throw the...
Yeah, Jason. He took the urns and just chucked it in.
There's my gun as an ashes in the urn.
Fucking all over the stream respectful
Wait, there's a turn it right now
You were what no no like that like a pro like a pro one. Oh, yeah, I'll say that
Wait, is it who's playing?
And a and 18
Where do I watch it?
It's like the most impossible thing to watch ever so I got a hundred streams
Different streams rocket. Exactly. It's like yeah. Yeah, it's not left until next week
It's not the qualifier for the top 16 in a so it's pretty like
It's not like the actual tournament yet kind of
Stop putting that email channel video
Yo, Jack, can we not troll? I actually want to win this tour
I'm a lizard.
Me?
No, not squishy.
Me, me, me.
You're a lizard?
Oh, my God.
Here we go again.
Some guy just came in like two months ago and started spamming that he knows I'm part
of the Illuminati and that I do at night and that I'm a lizard.
He saw me with the secret surface or some shit and then everyone started spamming
and then I was like, wait, do you think there's actually lizard people in the world
or not?
Uh, I can't speak on that.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
What do you mean?
Man, so they were right.
They clocked you.
Signed the NBA, bro.
Thank you.
No more questions.
Let's just play the game, OK?
OK.
OK.
OK.
I'm going to stop this in my chat.
Two bad questions.
Yeah, Lacy's is fucked, I don't know why that's happening.
Bringing up some bad memories for him.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, shit.
Reptile in conspiracy is a bizarre theory
that says large humanoid reptiles are taking over the world.
The human race has been infiltrated by reptilians,
humanoid aliens who can shapeshift and take on human form
in order to manipulate human affairs,
cause chaos and create fear and hatred.
What is happening with this tournament?
Is it broken?
It's chasing.
I'm stuck on generating those, that's for you.
Yeah, and do you see like no team names up top?
She's like white boxes.
I think it's gonna work out. Okay
Oh, yeah, there's like a ready-up thing. I'll be back
To change one pig. Let's go come on this witness tournament
Please see yeah
Yeah, I'm here. Are people saying you're looking up reptilian theory. Yeah, what are you doing man?
No, I'm gonna figure out what's going on.
I'm playing into this fucking propaganda bullshit dude, it's not real.
Why are you so set on it being propaganda?
No further questions.
Let's play the game.
Two champs, one pig.
Come on!
Two champs, one pig!
Can I win a Rocket League tournament with two world champions, or am I the worst player
in the world?
find out we're gonna win bro it's not even a question just fucking start
celebrating the title right now bro okay
you just laugh okay I'm not only gonna actually tell you I think this is serious
to you but I'm gonna game come competing I think this series any good
The problems though like you have to be locked in we cannot like a fork any mistakes wait
So if we win this I'll have a SSL tournament winner at the bottom. Yes
Yeah, but
Come on Chad focus I
Don't want to see anybody making fun of me in the chat saying lawnmower any of this
Alright, you squishy you
Holy fuck, we can't, bro.
Yeah, they're after us, after us.
They're lacing.
Any touch, any touch, bro.
Take them.
Yeah, they're on that bush.
Yeah, they're going to be there.
Good shot.
Good work, good work.
Take off, take off.
No, I turned him to the left.
I don't know how to speak for it.
That's fine, that's fine, that's enough.
You see the big contact on this thing.
That's one.
Great shot, switchy.
Great shot.
That's a good pass.
Nice, you know they call Garrett Captain America.
Why?
Honestly, I don't know.
Because he was like the, well, best American player for a while?
Well, not really.
Like just like he's like the leader leader type well Justin was like
You and Justin were like the best bro. Like I thought you and Justin like the best, but there was a leader type
Who's the best right now
Probably Zen probably like a you guy
Or not you got you though. He was like good. There's like so many players that are good Daniel
They're those guys
I'll scamming Illuminati.
Fucking windows.
Nice shot, nice shot.
Thank you.
Minimum.
Minimum.
I'll use the save on that.
I'm going back to the middle.
I got more.
I'm on three.
Nice.
Help him.
I need to talk to him.
I got one of the pass.
I don't know, slow.
Might be ASSEL already player here.
Yeah, I mean, you're going in the gaps.
Oh.
Perfect pass.
Middle.
Middle?
Back to me?
Yeah.
Well done, Hill.
Saves it, Lysi.
Do you area?
I think so.
You're high, right now.
Yeah, I can area, I can area a little bit.
Not much, not much.
Perfect, perfect.
Got it.
Corner?
Or middle?
Nice team, good team.
Let's go!
Nice, Lacey.
We are doing good.
We are.
We.
Gary, do you do it?
I'm like the IGL.
I hope we'll see this though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm doing it.
I'll wait.
Ah!
Ah!
I scored an L!
That's not turning!
It is though, bro.
I think it's a good idea.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm going to play.
Oh my god, how do you just poke those things?
One.
One.
One.
One.
Come here, man.
Thank you, guys.
Oh, we're one with them.
I got it. I got it.
follow?
hit it!
oh my god!
but i'm looking hanging!
nice
no
you're confident
you're confident
let's go!
im the real shit!
bicycle kick bitch!
you're hanging with the SSLs bro
good play, good play
good play, good play
we're calling you Halit, you know Halit?
no, no, no
what's happening?
it's a soccer player that just does like tap and...
tap and rigid
oh shit, oh no, we gotta lock in here
let us steal the bolt, had it wasn't going in
it wasn't in me
yeah, that wasn't in
so it wasn't in me
we got up, we got four gold
we got up, we got four gold
I'll go with him.
Thanks to me.
Young Cloud God says, Lacey, I want you.
He's about to do it.
Oh, no.
Lacey, contact bro, contact.
Okay, but how do they get the ball to the ball faster than me?
I don't understand.
Just cover the net.
You're going to be late.
Just try to cover your net more.
Okay.
I'll go with him.
I'll cover the net.
I'll cover the net.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Holy shit, great pass, great.
Wow, it'll work.
Thank you, team for three years.
Nice to be here with some cam, bro.
Oh.
Wait, so y'all play like the tournament together?
Yeah, three years, bro.
We want a bunch of shit together.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if you lose, like, it's like really on you, bro.
I know what you're saying.
Over the middle, over the middle.
You got me over the middle?
Yeah, yeah, middle, middle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, yeah, yeah.
the middle you got me over the middle yeah yeah yeah yeah a lot of power in there
bump it up bump
why are you guys laughing at me
shut up that was a good shot
I got you uh lacy too too
I'm gonna go mid
Nice. Nice. Nice.
Come on, fake. Fake.
Yeah, let's see. Good job, good job.
Over demo?
Yeah. How am I?
Yeah, I missed.
Oh my god, Gary, you're gonna save. That's my turn to save.
Thank you, man.
I'm gonna hit him.
I'm gonna hit him.
I'm gonna hit him.
Nice.
Come on.
I'll pop you.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm gonna pop you.
I'm gonna pop you.
Big dub.
One around one.
I'm gonna be honest!
That's not bad for the first day.
That was good six to pretty good. You got two goals, too. I
Didn't think I'd even touch the ball. I had two goals. That's kind of good. That is good. What's your rank?
I'm a gold gold gold
Yeah, well that was a lot of ball contact. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What are you trying to say?
No, I'm saying
I'm looking at the name of the team about to play here. Oh
Oh
She knows begging me to ask you like why you don't respect him anymore
Yes, yeah
What's what's fucking big man the permanent range bait
This is a
It means that I
Think your tournament rank is so low that it bounced out our MMR
Because of the new season and we're not SSL tournament might be in a grand champ 30, but you're starting to title if we win
It's actually better more likely to win this way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it resets but but it does have a hidden MMR
I'm pretty sure. Like even beyond that, I think.
It's not like that.
Walk along.
I got an idea.
But it's still not gonna be easy.
That's not gonna be easy at all.
One for boost, one for boost.
Play on the stretcher.
I got it.
Yeah.
I just got it.
Hold on.
Oh, he's off.
Wow, I mean just wow watching watching that it's like watching like most of our pain
You know this guy sat me down in fortnight, bro, like he's actually good like he's actually like a
talented Ganger
Just plays. Yeah. He's acting right now. You can actually play games. Well
No, no, no, that would be a watch
We didn't know we did zero build and I still got my ass
I don't know it doesn't even matter cuz he's throwing like port of even without the port of though
Like you know like the balloon like it's all this kind of all kind of crazy shit
No key you know like after playing that I came back your heart was game
Do you uh, can we open it?
Oh, they open.
Oh, you got that.
I see.
No, I'm gonna try.
Try to take that.
Nice.
I don't.
Yeah, I don't help you.
Splice beaestress.
I think.
I'll leave it.
Good job.
Locking, perhaps.
Oh my god!
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
You're good, nice. You're keeping up, bro.
Yeah.
Good lead of the game.
Just shot him. Just shot him. Just shot him.
Just shot him. Just shot him.
Make please get the ball back on our side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice.
Upward, whichever.
Waking.
I'll take you.
I see.
Spot.
Good try.
Good try. Good try.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
No, I'm not gonna lie. No, this might be a new RLSC S trio right here
You get
Yes, I
Got it. I got it. They can't yeah
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Psycho.
Let's do it.
Oh.
Wait, what's psycho?
What's psycho?
You hit it to your own backboard and then you like skim that cross.
Psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, go from psycho?
Yeah, yeah, say it whenever you're going for the boss, good.
Got it?
Nice.
It's the hardest mechanic in the game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean wow
You just gave me it you like you just actually gave me an erection. I'm not
I can't even sit up. Oh
My god, oh, thank you, bro. That's what I was shooting for actually
Again
Oh
Yo, we're going crazy. Oh, I haven't touched
Was it two more rounds after this three more
Sears nice nice or at least you go back right go back right
Yeah, bumping.
You might be.
Nice, you got that, you got that.
Track and track.
I'm back in the goal, I'm back in the goal game, save it.
Please, nice one.
You got him.
Wow.
Wow, team.
Yo, we're dobbling the...
I don't think anybody can see the chest against us!
I mean, after Sonic 4, I don't see the PS.
Yeah, we are dominating.
I've got the people in the next round in my chat.
It's like, feel easy on a push, Gary.
For real?
Yeah, I can feel into the opponents, bro.
Rumble?
I got that.
Right side.
Pumping, pumping.
I just tried to just place him on before, on before.
It's all good, it's all good, let him win.
I'ma be honest, I told you, you let him win though, not bad.
That's really good.
I'm sure they'll be good play too, if we can't stop them.
Why'd he type in the chat, this is rocking.
Just a quick chat, just a quick chat.
Ah, go over the middle!
Pump him?
Wow, great team work.
Did you even bump him or did he just get scared?
No, he's just scared, yeah.
Ohhhh, holy shit!
How do you spin in the air like that?
You got air roll bound?
No.
Something?
You got to buy air roll bound.
Have you missed all the settings at all?
Nope, haven't missed anything.
Yeah, that helped a lot.
You got defense on area team?
You don't got to buy anything back here to go.
Get in there, get in there, let's see it.
See that?
Yep, take care.
Good position.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
That's pretty dashboard.
Yeah.
What are you lacing?
I see.
That's how we do it, baby.
That's actually a pro level fake.
Actually a pro level fake.
Isn't it? No, look at it.
They're already in that.
Let's go, let's go, let's go baby!
Let's go to an home!
Two chance, one pick.
Oh my god!
We're actually winning this tournament.
How many points do I have left?
48?
48?
Is that what you just said?
48.
Should we give him some cameras?
Oh no we can do it.
You should give him some cameras I think.
Is that a bot Garrett?
I don't know.
What's one of the?
Liquid player 10-7268-086.
What the fuck is that name?
Oh no, we're gonna play a bot.
I don't know.
Wait, what does that mean?
That guy lost.
That guy lost.
Oh, he lost already?
Yeah, he lost.
Played Jimmy.
Oh, no, we played Walker.
That guy wasn't going to try it.
Oh, great.
Come on, we got this.
18 for this match.
Let's lock in.
Play as a unit, right?
Pass, pass, score.
Pass, pass, pass, score.
I'm talking Spurs type of ball movement.
Okay, we got that. Wait, what is signs? On Steam, on Steam there's like profile signs,
like virtual autographs on a Steam profile. So sometimes they say that.
You can autograph on Steam? It's just like a comp, like it's just leaving a comma on
their profile. So like if you go to like some profile that, let's say you sign some profile,
I'll say like sign by like see and then they can press it and then see that it's your account
That's like the whole point. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just a steam thing steam thing. I'll need to do that big
He wasn't talking to you he was talking to squishy and Garrett
Oh, yes, we can beat this
I think the one of the guys at their team is not ready to
I'm not a watch
wait what is this we need 116 emails in chat to be spammed in order to get the next level
That's me!
I'm the dumbest of the dumbest of the dumbest
Nice
On your arms
Welcome
You got it
Nice
Nice
Thank you, thank you
Yeah, actually good, actually good, yeah, he beat me, got it, got it, got it, got it,
Nice. Got a demo. It's all good. It's just me and you, which is...
Yeah, yeah. Finish it off, please.
I'm totally free, guys.
Actually good, actually good, actually good.
Actually not a bad shot.
I'm so locked.
Nice!
I got that.
Nicey?
Let's see it, let's see it.
This aerial.
Not bad though.
Not bad though.
I'm not here to steal their moose.
I'm making plays.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got a bomb.
I'm gonna make sure they don't get a go here or make sure they don't get a go here
I mean, I was a goalist too, so...
50.
I believe I see.
Oh, oh, I'm up to two.
Oh, Japan.
I'm not gonna panic.
Should I get a right, if possible?
Yeah, okay.
Oh my god!
I work.
Okay.
AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA! Y'ALL SUCK!
Oh, chill, you don't want to heat him up, bro.
Like, I might get caught here.
I don't want to heat him up. Y'all suck.
Oh, shit.
Nice, Garrett.
What a save!
What a save!
Trash, jaw, jaw, jaw!
Oh
I
When you just talk to bro like now, they're mad
Come on, we got a witness y'all we got this team listen
This is what we're made for moments like this up one goal. It's all good. We got this. Come on. It's me
Here's me listen. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it late. It's gonna go to the right
I'm going to go for that boost.
Yeah, I'm going to go for that boost.
I like that.
Yeah
That's actually a good try now
Nice, might as well hit it, basically you go, I might as well, coming for us.
And where about I'm here?
There's a touch.
Leave it for you, leave it for you, over the middle, okay.
Nice.
Nice. You might have got it. Oh no. I'm back. I'm back.
It's me. It's me. It's me. You got it up on either?
I'm close. Are you at him?
Take my time.
Give it back.
Oh, take a sound. Take a sound. Bump them. Bump them. Bump them.
No, we'll be good, we'll be good. I might have just on hold, basically.
We're fine.
Big kickoff here.
Please don't, please don't be my kickoff. Please don't be mine.
I'm a, I'm a play-goer in your case.
Got one more?
Perhaps.
One for the road?
That's what we do, that's what we do, that's what we do baby, that's what we do!
Semi-final locked, locked.
Going to the Dust of Threes now.
Hold on, I gotta go get some of you.
Come on team, come on team, we're on a fucking heater right now, we're on a hot street.
What is it?
I'll do it.
Jay only this is still good or no
Little fuzzy business there
Okay this will be harder
Wait, this is gonna be harder?
I think it's gonna be more difficult these guys actually play tournaments
We got this though
Oh, we played this guy in OCS one time, I think what
There is wait these guys are SSL
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, they are they have a time. Yeah, it's even 20 super silent. It's fine. We got it
We got it.
Oh no, he's had good luck in the chat.
So chat, is the ball just gonna be in the air the whole game?
Yes, okay, it's my thing.
Alright, here we go.
Come on.
Alright, that's a tough, that's a tough.
Wait, it's best if you eat?
Yeah, that's a...
Okay.
Nice.
Got it.
Grab it.
Nice.
Nice.
Come here.
One up.
What are you?
Good.
Nice.
Good shot.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Back to you.
Back to you.
Nice.
Yeah.
Got it.
Right, right.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, that was a great, that was actually a great one.
Nice to go.
What are we doing baby, come on.
Sound right, sound right.
Keep on up.
I'm not easy.
I got him.
He's up.
I got him.
He's down.
He got up.
I think it's just a goon.
Nice.
Nice hit.
You got me, bro.
Oh, shit.
That was on me, yo.
on me up yeah yeah yeah he just got there he just got there really quick
I got bump I got bump
back up back up I'm locked up
I think I got might be into the road so he but like but it's it's like it's about the
journey you know I mean not the destination.
What's up Yannis stream how you doing?
How's your journey been?
It's been fun bro but these guys are really giving me a run for my money over here.
What are these names?
Come on!
Just like Hunts in Paris
Huh?
What did he do?
I got him, right there
Nice
Help him
Come on
That's good, that's good
Good try, that's good try
Good help
Umm
Oh
Haha
okay now we got time we got time we got time we got time
nice it's a spicy you got that
i got it i got shit i got shit
am i right
yeah yeah oh my god these guys are fucking good
okay got it up
got a bomb
Oh
My god, I don't know
There
Slot
The screen the screen guys locked in oh my god
I'm going to talk to you. Yeah.
These guys are fucking talented, huh?
Oh, actually, good try. Actually, good try.
Let me last, bro. Please let us win.
I'll give y'all a hundred dollars.
Oh, god.
right now if you want. Wait, why are we gonna lose this backer? How's it go? There's another game.
Oh, it's less than three? It's less than three. Oh, wait, that makes me a lot more calm playing. Hold on.
Yeah, you've got to pay for the fucking. Yeah, I don't know.
I can't just catch that.
Oh my god, I'm low.
Wait, open up.
Oh my god, less.
I actually believe in this.
I actually believe in this.
We can do it, we can do it.
We can do it.
Let's do it.
Send me the full 300 out.
I don't have.
I don't have shot.
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
I'm gonna hit him a little bit, I don't know if that's getting out of there, I'm gonna
I got it.
Holy demos.
Oh, man.
Nice.
Okay.
This isn't over. This isn't over. This isn't over.
Very do.
We got this now. Come on, we got this.
Yeah, there.
Up in the middle?
Have you?
Oh my god.
NICE QUISITY!
It's not over till the family he sings it's actually doable. It's actually doable
Beautiful though
It's a little time
Yeah, nice
I can push out
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, probably not here.
Yeah, one more.
I see it.
It's actually a good touch.
Oh, GG, it's real.
Yeah, it's got a scheme on it.
Alright, there I should be.
Doble, doble.
I think we can't go in there.
So how about our options right now?
Not good, not bad.
We got to go in there.
It's possible.
It's possible.
It's possible. It's possible.
It'll play good.
I think we can.
He's blocking it.
Alright.
Alright. You know what?
Squishy Garrett, it's time for me to tell you all the truth.
Hey, YouTube, my name is Lacey, um, today's video we have pranked two grand champions in
Rocking League by making them think I was a bad player.
I will now actually start trying and show them that I'm on the same level.
Just like comment and subscribe. All right, let's see you go pick it up then
Just fooled in a never
Get it big jump
Oh
No, that one's so bad
You're gonna live so I can smack it
I
Make them it's you get it good fake good fake
Wait
You couldn't do anything about it
I see, 1v9.
That's on me.
Son, son, son.
I think he hit me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
A lot more.
Nice squishy.
That's horrible.
Got it.
Nice.
Round one, man.
Uh oh.
I'm on you, I'm on you.
Got it.
Oh shit
It's all good to do this means me. Yeah, I'll say that oh
My god, oh, it's in wait. Oh my god
Wait, yeah, she got this got to go again, bro. Welcome back to the video where I pulled the internet
oh my god big bodies it's you it's you
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, we got this, fellas.
It's all good?
Actually, I'll hand you down.
I got a sign.
I got a sign.
I got a sign.
I got a sign.
I got a sign.
I got a sign.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, yo, you know what I'm like alive, Lacey?
Yeah?
I have a little too much faith in you, bro.
I forgot it's like really awkward for you.
That's like...
What was that?
I should have jumped backwards?
Nah, it's hard.
It's hard.
I should have taken that stick.
Like, yeah, you have to go like backward or like jump forward, but...
I feel like I'm going to fall.
Oh, they keep blowing me up.
I'm going to play like pussies out here.
Oh, they are.
Nice. Nice touch.
Try out, try out the wall.
Try out.
I got it, I got it.
Yep.
Double chance.
Double? Find the bone.
I have the...
I got it.
I
See don't don't do it, but because we can look even in a cell on this this is my work
Okay
You're overpaying you're overpaying bro. No time. No time. No time. No time. You're overpaying
Okay, it's okay, bro, listen
I
Yeah, oh my god, oh my god
Actually doble actually doble. We're in this. I know these guys up top brown either we win this over or we deserve to lose
Hey
I'll be on you. Nice.
Float, float.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
These guys are talented, oh no it's me, oh fuck.
Okay I'll stay next to him.
Yeah back there.
Nice.
Got it.
Go ahead, play scene.
No, no, I'm getting boned. I'm getting boned.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Come on
This one legends are made
Nice
Nice
might go back
oh no how does it control that thing?
oh yeah
come up
nice carrot
verbal
nice nice nice
game time
game time
nice nice nice
beautiful
It's terrible, bro.
It's terrible.
Oh my god.
That was just, yo, we played shoulder-legged
that has other teaming shit.
No, yeah, we can win this.
I'm not sure.
Lisa compared to his...
That's who I remember.
The people we used to be.
That's just not true.
Not 244, that's big. That's big points.
That's who goes on it, that's who goes on it.
Big, big pinch, big kick off school.
Or this goon guy's like taking a break every game.
Come on, kid.
You know it isn't Lydia, I gotta hear.
Chap-Pedex out.
Game 3 of 3 winner go home. Let's go team come on
I'm on
I know they're tactic you blow me up trying to give me out the game
I know about my defense.
Like a fella?
Yeah, nice.
Oh yeah, nice.
I can't touch.
Yeah.
Nice.
I'm dead.
I'm bumping dude.
Bumped him?
Oh my god, bumped the fuck out of you.
Oh.
Wow, that worked.
I'm behind you, I see you.
Faked him?
You get it?
Oh, open check?
Little bit wide.
Nice, nice, nice.
Great bombs, great plates, everything well.
This might actually be an RLSES, I'll do.
Yeah, I think we could win it all, bro.
Backward.
Got LAC, nice.
I might try to shoot at him
Yeah, you first sense of the shot
Got it
He's up
You missed
Fuck you, dude!
He's pretty dumb from next
Oh, pretty dumb
Huh? Nice
BITCH!
Actually good, actually good
Go again, go again
One more
Yeah, last line of defense
Full time full time goalkeeper
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, that's a good play.
That's a great play.
You got a play for them.
Nothing down.
Alright, it's me.
Oh.
Fake them, fake them. That's a good play.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Nice.
Got it.
much beat you nice
China 50
I'm gonna try to get that
I don't know what that does but
got it oh not in there
good shit oh my gosh this is so intense bro literally game on a line
I'm behind you
There's one under me
I got the bomb
Oh no, just me here?
I don't think I can hear it
I'm trying
Oh
I'm doing it
I feel like a kid with a helmet on trying to fucking play against these guys
Oh my god
He's turning
Still at me? Yeah
Put him up on me
Nice.
Get that.
I blocked it off.
I didn't really hit the bomb and I'm dead.
I'm not sure if I'm done.
I got it.
I got it.
Yeah, no, no, yeah.
I'm just not like this.
Nice.
I'm not any nice.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
Yeah, that's it.
Nice.
Yeah, you said first.
That was nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh
We shot perhaps
Yeah
I see
I got it up to you. Yeah. Yeah fake it first
Nice, 20 seconds, he's got a hole here.
Got it out, hit it a little bit.
Okay, nice, let's go, let's go.
15, oh my god!
I got it, I see that.
Okay.
Get out of ground!
Come on.
Yeah!
We're going to the finals!
Oh my god, we did it!
That's fucking good.
Good perseverance. Good teamwork.
Oh, fellas.
Beautiful.
Wow, bro.
Grand finals now.
Who are we playing?
Jews in Paris.
I'm the janitors.
Oh yeah? Yeah.
Alright.
Is this for a GC turning title, Squishy?
Uh, yep. A GC turn? Yeah.
Cool, thanks for the sub, bro.
Jessica, I'm holding you to that. I'm holding you to that, Jessica. Here we go, Jack.
i think it's bugged with a weight at the black
because I'm experiencing technical difficulties during the match it'll
it'll let you in it's like it takes like five tries yeah it was my team is me
lacy rage sketch
I
We lost in the first round, bro
I
Yeah, you couldn't have known
40,000 credits is insane. Wait, what does that mean?
What does that mean 40,000 credits oh if we win to get like tournament credits and you
can like spend them on items and shit like in the store there's like a tournament reward
shop or something like that something like that yeah okay I haven't seen a blaster this
What is happening in this tournament bro?
They're trying to nerf us.
restart game no no i think it's fine i think it's fine
Oh, it's good now, I think.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're in.
Mantis.
Wait, is he good?
No, no, that's not the name of the car he's on.
He's not the Mantis.
Wait, you know this guy?
Oh no.
No, no, no, I don't know this guy.
So the name of the car he's using is also named Mantis.
Oh, I think.
Shabbo, don't predict. It's the finals.
Do I get my first ever tournament win?
Lacy yeah
Why is your Twitter of Lacy himself?
Like what does that himself thing?
um that was just my old name like that was like your gamer name like oh you went
by it was like is your real name lacy so lacy the reason my name is lacy's
because I had a dog named lacy was a German Shepherd on her name was lacy so
I made my name lacy she died three months ago
Oh, damn. What's your real name?
My real name? Tyrone.
Your name is not Tyrone.
That is.
Your name is not Tyrone.
Why don't you believe it?
It's Nick.
It's Nick. It's Nick.
Come on, it's not pretty.
Come on, let's lock it!
First ever win!
Oh my god, it's like a dream come true.
I saw the news, I saw the news.
Yeah.
Nice.
Can you go this way?
Just go for it bro.
Just get active bro, like you can get in there honestly.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm learning a lot playing these lobbies here.
Of course.
That's good, just get in there bro.
Yeah man.
I got it.
Got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
It's kind of awkward.
Oh, that's right.
Fake them, fake them.
Yeah, shot.
Yep.
I'm looking for dumps and goals.
I knew.
Yep.
That's wide.
I can hit one in the back there I got it
Nice squishy
First touch nice
I got it
I got it.
Nice both of them both of them.
I bumped him in the goal.
Got it out of there. Nice. Nice.
I'm going for back wall.
Hit it. I don't know if that's a good hit or not, but...
Yeah, I'm going for a new method this game. When you guys are in the goal and that I get a goal
I'm just gonna start hitting them in the goal. I like that. Yeah, the bumps the bumps
Trying to find that
We're one
Wait, what am I forcing rule one with one of them so it's a 2v2 you guys don't lose a 2v2
I don't know if he'll stay though
Did you get it?
That's right
Got it
He's the player
Cover me
Champ him
I'll pop it around
Is this one here?
Yeah
It's not
Last big shot
One left
Got it
I got it, I got it.
Have you got any?
Yeah.
Oh no.
I'm gonna slow it down a little bit.
It's in turn?
Okay, okay.
Oh my gosh, chat.
1-0.
It's looking good right now.
I got it. Finch one.
Fast.
I
Get such come back to you
Okay
I'll squeeze you go for it. Yeah, I'll go I'll go
Yeah okay, oh we messed up, we janked it.
I can get it.
Did you get it?
I'm going to get it.
Okay, overtime, overtime.
Holy shit, focus check, come on!
Leeds.
I'm going to feed him though.
I'm going to feed him though.
I'm going to double.
Left mid?
I'm taking back.
Hit it!
You?
I got you.
I got bombs off.
I'll be with you.
I got it.
He's awkward. My miss.
That's a shot!
Hop in, hop in.
I got it, I got it.
Flanking?
Yep.
He's good.
Left mid.
Come on.
Cross.
Yeah, let's keep it in the air.
Let's go again.
That's kind of awkward.
I'm gonna hit one.
I'm gonna set that one.
Yeah, let's take one off my hand.
One team.
I'm gonna take it off.
I bumped one, I bumped another way.
I'm gonna help you look at it.
I'm just like being like an annoying rat.
Make shock, airheads.
Oh, good shot.
I gotta get that.
I'm not there
Yeah I'm taking it
You can go Lacy
Jump in
Jump again
Get it, in the middle
Gonna have it
Got it
It's on
That's cute, try it
Little Lacy
I'm on Lacy
He's hit, missed
Nice level
Yeah, it's on a pressure
You're getting great angles, Lacey. Thanks for filming
I hit the ball five times that whole game guys.
Did you ever hear of the off-pole impenetrax?
They call me Ben 10.
They call me Ben 10.
Alright, come on, let's just sweep them real quick. It's not even there, it's not even there.
Listen, I'm gonna go for the ball, okay? I'm gonna go for the ball.
Alright, back out, back out.
Hit it. Nice. I'm pretty dumb.
Got it.
I got it, it's me, it's me, it's me!
Oh my god!
Bomb to Malone, oh!
I'll take you down
Nice, Kierke!
Yeah, I got it, I got it
He has a long bomb, yeah
My bomb too?
Hit it, hit it!
Oh nice, nice
Oh my god!
Oh, he's saving me for you again
That's
Okay, and it's all good. Yeah, it's all good. Yeah, it's okay
That's a great
Got it taking high
Wow
Swishy, I'm not kidding. If I was with you right now person, I would run to your room get out of the desk and suck your dick
Maybe it's what I need right now. Honestly, I'm
Lucky lucky nice I rest I rest
Yeah
Yeah
Like that
We gotta stay focused and believe that it's fine.
We're so much time left.
So much time.
I got it.
Yeah.
Almost had a power shot there, shot.
Oh my God.
Shot?
Nice.
Good shot.
Nice.
That's what we do!
Okay, squishy you go, squishy you go again.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it.
Alright.
Hit it right, yeah it's fine.
I'm still here
Is that for jump?
Yeah
Yeah
I can go all the way
I'm still there I'm still there
I don't have anything but
One down for roof left side
I don't
I'll take this
I'll meet you here
Yeah
I'll hunt you
Yeah, I saw the lead.
Nice.
I'm here.
Hit it out.
Yeah.
I blocked it.
Maybe.
Come on.
One minute.
Yeah.
I see.
I only let two pass it a whole turn.
Don't forget that stop saying something I fucking I'm a scorcher
I don't know, I don't see him.
Fuck, let's just win this game.
Alright, let's get him, bro.
Alright, let's get him, bro.
Alright, let's get him, bro.
I bumped him in the air.
Wait, he's right.
How are we gonna get him?
Get it, double.
We get there, bro.
Good.
I'm getting one, I think.
Yeah, I'm getting one.
Are we going, going game three, bro?
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
Good
Come on, we still in does I think I believe I believe. Yeah
In shot
That it
I
Wow
Game three come on come on
Come on game three. We gotta win this we gotta win this listen
I need your listen. I know y'all played in the RLS CS right? I know y'all played for a hundred and thousands of dollars
But I need all we got this game. All right team
We didn't spend all this time come on this way to lose. We did this shit to win
So let's get in this game. Let's make our cars in the air and put that ball in the fucking
mouth.
I see. I have an idea, bro. They're not expecting it. Sit on their side, take both their corners
and just bump the whole game, bro.
What? What? What? What?
Take both of their corners and just bump the entire game. Do nothing else. That's
all you gotta do.
Like, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on the side, on our goal.
Oh, they're gold. They're good. You don't have to come back. You could literally sit in the sun
Yeah, they're taking your guys boost. Oh, no, no, no, no, I'll take their corner their corner
Don't stress it a word
One of the corner and just bumper. I just took it by the sun
you know
Just bumping me perfect perfect. Yes, they're saying it's that's what
Keep bumping up. He's nervous
God job
Lava bubble
All both of us
Awesome
Got it
Nice
Some time
Hand above please
Got it
One point
Two
You got to lay a bit
I had the lobby
Right, and yeah
I can't reach it
I got it, I got a good bump, oh it's awkward, good luck, dude how the f***in hand bro man
I
Yeah, I'm out of here
Got it
Did you hear that roar?
Yeah
Oh, check
Oh, we got it
I'm out of here
Yeah
There's no boost
No!
I'm running back
I got it
Where are you?
Oh, yeah, it's not bad
Bro, they're demoing me now!
Yeah, first, I got it. Hopping.
Nice.
You can touch this.
Got it.
That's all I want.
I'll tell you when. One of me.
Nice.
He's lumped out.
Oh, no.
What is this challenge?
I think I make it.
Oh
Yeah, we got it. We got it. We got it. Maybe fake me. We fake
So it gets you
To me
Nice
Okay
I got it slow.
Yeah, he went nice.
He's going up.
I got the fuck out of one, I don't know.
You have a lacy?
It's my eye, my eye.
I could take it, I could take it.
I'm on cross.
Put him up there.
Nice.
What?
Lock him up the goal!
Yeah, wait for his touch.
I got it
You're trying to lucky, your last stop
Your last stop
I got it
Check his boost, get the noose, get the noose
You're low
Yeah
I got one left
I'm trying to slap him
I'm down then
Got it
Nice
I can't follow
They open?
Come on
Here's one
Bomb them!
Nice, nice, nice, nice
Best what we do!
Oh, team, come on!
Nice, nice, nice.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Again, go in the bubble, go in the bubble, go in the bubble!
Nice, one shot.
Hit back right, back right.
I got it.
He's on.
Okay.
So, you're up here?
Yeah, I'm getting finished.
Good.
Yeah, more!
One shot, one shot.
Yeah, more, one, yeah, more, one!
I'm getting another one.
I got you.
Nice.
Yeah, more again!
Yeah, fine.
I'll show again, go again.
Nice.
Get some more.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Oh, he's fast.
I'm just getting in the fucking way, oh no.
Oh.
That's not over yet.
They peeked him over, I'm heading into that.
What is that?
No.
Okay, you can do it.
Fake it, fake it, fake it.
I'll go right back.
I'm going to go right back.
I'm going to go right back.
I'm going to go right back.
fake it, fake it, fake it, fake it, fake it
go right now, go right now
oh god
excuse me, excuse me, excuse me
I got it, I got it
I'm down
get it
nice
up again
yes sir
good try, good try
okay, okay
someone?
he's got a spin
nice
I'm in the drop!
I can push you.
I got it.
Corner's there.
He went on the wall.
Nice fake.
I'm on the other side.
I see him.
He's going up.
Oh, double nipple.
Nice.
I'm there.
I'm there.
Nice.
I'm there, I'm there.
Playing shot.
Okay, click it.
Me and Lacee are above it.
He's going backward.
Yeah, I see them.
Wow, that was close.
Are you again?
I'm on the left, left, left, left, left, left.
Got him.
You went with that boost?
Yeah, I was just trying to get him.
I'm still hit the play back.
Second boost, second boost, second boost.
Yeah
Pop him?
Okay
Well, I'm shot
Got it
Nice
I got it
He's getting blue, eh?
He's got a lot of space
I'll go again
I can go on
He's getting awkward
Bumped!
I can go bumped!
I'm dead
I'm just fucking him up right now
Keep fucking him up
I'm full behind
I got it
He's got a pop on
I'm up
Leave me in the room
Come on!
Nice!
We won! We won! We won! We did it! We won! We did it! We did it!
Bro, what a game. Good bumps, Lacey. Good bumps, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Turn the winner, bro.
Oh my god season 22 tournament winner. Oh my god we did it
We fucking did it we did that
Good work Lacey good work work work there
All right guys, it was a fucking pleasure. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. That was a lot of fun
Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you. Have a good night. Have a good night.
I see you. I see you. We did it.
Yes, we chat. I was on the team. Yes, we I was on the team.
I will squish you hundred gifted.
The bank account could not approve this payment.
Holy shit, we did it, bro.
We actually won a game.
Gift Garrett 2.
Bro, I'm not fucking made of money!
Nice bro.
You are. No I'm not.
No, I'm not
Oh
My gosh, look at my banner now
Season 22 grand champ tournament winner that right there is
Going to strike fierce into my competitors
That is going to strike
Be your into my fucking competitors
See how much you improved and play a gold game wait, how do I leave?
Press the X, I don't see the X.
Now let's see how much better I got. Let's see how much better I got.
Yeah, that was not the deal.
I said I'd give squishy a hundred subs if you care if we play the tournament.
Y'all just think I just can throw around a thousand dollars, bro?
No, I'm not going broke.
Fuck you.
These bull players are nothing against me, dude.
I'm way better than all of them!
I'm a Grand Champion winner, I guess I'm scared of these fucking little Goldilocks?
I guess I'm scared of these fucking Goldilocks?
This chat is so...
Why don't you guys gift a gift to gift a hundred subs then? Why don't y'all gift a hundred subs?
I'm not made of money. I'm not made of money. You guys think I can just toss around fucking $500 here in there? No, bro. No
Wow
Wow
You sell it, you sell it.
Unfollow, okay.
Go for it.
Hello.
I'm not getting peer pressure by a bunch of chatters to spend $500.
Bang!
I'm him!
Wow.
Wow
Wow I
Guess this is my level. I'm literally 15 times better than that kid. I'm so much better
All right, I'm gonna get them on ourselves in a management
I
Jack
W3 minute Chapman. I'm getting off. I'm not dealing with this weird-ass chaperone
I don't know like why the fuck y'all think you fucking control me. Holy shit
You guys just sat there and spamed L's and L ego for 10 minutes because I wouldn't spend $500 like
Holy shit
Actually, I'm not doing it tonight, I was going to a dead ass going to dupe before, what is
in my Twitter feed?
Mod tourney, I'm good bro, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm
I'm good, dude.
I'm not gonna lie, ever since I went live today,
the chat has just been on dick for six hours.
Like, I'm just, I'm good, bro, I'm good.
Y'all are so annoying, holy fuck.
The entire stream, y'all have been on dick
about every little thing.
Every little thing.
Baby your age, baby your age, baby your age.
18 plus yo wolves in five fuck you dude like genuinely fuck you wolves in five
actually fuck you document thank you for the 10 gifted parking lot is doing
Every day I already explained to you guys why I literally explain every I've explained
every stream of us four days wide.
Yo, guys, thanks for the five gifted.
No, I'm not ironing.
Why are you saying son?
I'm not slowly folding for an air one segment.
clicks won the tournament. I can't believe we just won that brah I'm actually a
turn of the winner.
Shout out open packs, but I'm waiting for them to answer.
I've never had a chat tell like never seen a twitch chat that just like y'all just sit
here and tell me to end stream.
like what is this chat y'all are telling me to end
I'm not reading this chat, I'm just going to ignore it and play the game that I want to play.
I'm not reading any more.
I'm not reading the chat.
I'm not reading this weak-ass chat.
You see, that says turnipillin right there.
That's called aura.
Y'all don't know nothing about that, though.
Don't break it you little bitch you little bitch
These guys suck compared to the
These guys suck compared to the SSL people not reading the chapter I'm not reading y'all
Oh shut up
No, you just you're so annoying my god school
It's a bull for him.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Endstream.
Yo!
Stop!
I'm going to make it...
Why?
Stop saying to endstream!
Stop saying to endstream!
Why do you want me to endstream?
Why are you watching then?
Why are you watching if you want me to endstream?
Because y'all are actually about to make me just end.
Y'all are actually about to make me just end.
Stop!
Stay at endstream!
Well, you can just click the X.
You can leave.
You can leave.
Y'all have been spamming N for 10 minutes.
You want to play in laughing me?
Oh my God, you want to play in laughing me?
No, you know what? Y'all want me to enter, I'm entering.
Y'all want me to enter, I'm going to enter, then.
That's what y'all want.
Since y'all want to spam enter, you all want to spam.
Look at this.
Look at this.
and and and and please please and and and and okay y'all made an entry that piece