Lacy
๐จ DUKE FRAUD WATCH ๐จ MARCH MADNESS TOUR DAY 1 ๐จ IN TAMPA ๐จ BYU vs TEXAS WATCHPARTY ๐จ $5,000 BET ๐จ
03-19-2026 ยท 8h 50m
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That's what we're getting audio on my desktop.
No, what did Rome say again?
There's audio on my desktop.
It says audio input capture.
It's coming out.
It is showing that my mic is connected.
It's coming out and it's not working.
It's not working. It's not working.
But I'm saying on Toolkit it's like...
Yes, on Toolkit it's working. Yes.
We're getting on.
There's audio on my desktop.
Who the fuck is that?
No, this is on the phone. It's on the phone though.
Oh, so you can hear me right now.
On the phone?
Oh, thanks for telling me, Jackass.
You're fucking right on the region.
Thanks for telling me, Jackass.
Yeah, so desktop just isn't working.
Yeah, I don't know.
Let me give my laptop out for a second.
Hold on! I'm going to switch it up.
Hey, why don't we add a different audio device?
Don't use a mic. Use a fucking...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah.
Maybe the mic's broken.
Yeah, let me just fucking...let me just add it. Yeah, let me just add it.
But when you go to remote, like IRL, like IRL1, you see it on Toolkit, right?
Sorry?
Hold on, mic...
Hello, Lacey here, checking into the building.
Can you hear me? Hello, Lacey here, checking into the building. Can you hear me?
Muddy, Muddy, they're all coming muddy.
So I don't broke a laptop. So I don't break a laptop.
I wanna know. I wanna know, because I'm already out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because I truly want to know. I truly want to know. I'm already out. $5,000.
I'm out $5,000. I'm sure you will tell everybody because you booked the flight.
I'm gonna fucking talk about it.
I'm not fucking talking about it.
I'm gonna fucking stop Carolina.
Holy shit, renovate.
That's why!
Renovate. Holy shit, you're taking a fucking quadruple dosage? God damn, bro.
I don't think I'm gonna chill.
Can you mute the free waterfall?
It's not. It's through Wolfenstein, no?
Bro, I'm crying chill. I'm not gonna chill.
I'm not gonna chill. You wonder why I'm not gonna chill?
because I flew last night for 10 hours
and I landed this morning in Charleston, North Carolina
and I go Drew, why are we in Charleston?
You know, it's a four and you Drew looks at the Apple Maps
it's a four hour drive to Greenville
where the Duke game is, which I spent over $3,000
to have second row courtside tickets with.
Yo, you're missing the game, dude.
I should be at the Duke game right now.
But no! True is fucking incompetent!
How did my bracelet get stuck?
You just broke your Louis Vuitton bracelet, huh?
You're having an awful day, right, kid?
And then on top of that, on top of that, on top of that,
something in my brain decided to put $2,000 on Duke to win...
I think it was like 50 bucks?
Like the 50-muck win?
Two...
Why can't we stream on desktop?
Because the laptop's broken now!
How would it be the laptop?
It doesn't even make sense.
I'll try another port, but the OBS is picking up audio.
Wait, is he dead?
Hold on.
How is Duke losing?
How is Duke losing?
Like I should be there watching this!
It's not showing on Toolkit by the way.
So long as I run your fight and you're gone, Drew, your fight and you're gone.
Good. Bye.
Look at the fucking ceiling
It doesn't make sense to be showing
Hello hello it says the mics working on OBS it says the mics working here
You're being a crybaby I'm not being a crybaby I guess you wouldn't be a crybaby
I guess you wouldn't be a crybaby if you spent
thousands of dollars on flights, hotel, game tickets, an announcement video, and then you,
the person books the wrong flight for you, I guess you wouldn't be a crybaby? I guess
you wouldn't be a crybaby? I've been flying for the last 15 hours.
Red and orange. Wait, Lacey, can you just test out the microclick?
I am. Me talking is testing out the mic. I'm trying to watch the game. I'm trying
I'm trying to sit here and watch the game, Duke's about to lose, and I have money on a game and Duke's about to lose!
Wait, is it on the laptop mic or the real mic?
It's on this mic.
Press stop streaming.
Press stop streaming.
Fat whale cried in me.
I will fucking terminate your mother.
Yeah, I will literally make your mother a blink of existence on this planet, you little bitch.
So that OBS fully and then run it and then...
No, Vernon, I'm...
I am!
I'm down here.
Yo, you had zero room to talk, you've built the wrong flame.
I've built the wrong flame, okay, okay, yeah.
Can y'all hear me now?
Can y'all hear me now?
No, it's not.
Can y'all hear me?
What the fuck is this?
It's after the phone.
Why are you leaning on the fucking table?
Why?
You are gonna make me lose 10,000 fucking dollars.
First you put the wrongs like Carolina.
Now you bring my laptop.
Now you bring my table.
You banged on the table.
You banged on the table. What do you mean? You got mad banged on the table, bro
Are you still there?
Lacy our champion we were on that's other people. I think what's that over at you lean on sRT
Can you help with the table over here?
Yeah, um, let me, let me like, tripod the phone up, hold up.
This has actually been the worst day ever.
This has been the worst day of my entire life.
Why are we doing this fucking wrong?
This has been the worst day of my entire life.
Did you not just need to lock the legs?
I did.
Did you not think I need to lock the legs?
I did.
Now the monitor is broken.
Oh my God, everything just broke.
I quit shooting.
I quit shooting.
I quit shooting.
I did ask quit shooting.
Okay, I quit shooting.
Alright, are you sure it wasn't on SRT originally?
Or is it on?
Yes!
And why are y'all even typing and celebrating shit? Nothing is...
No, you guys, this is a joke! I'm not kidding!
This isn't a joke to me!
Maybe the mic...
This isn't a joke! I'm not a joke! This is not a joke!
Maybe the mic won't work.
It's been the worst day of my entire life.
It's been the worst day ever.
Okay.
You want me to switch it or you switch it?
I just want my, I want to be able to stream dude.
I want to be able to stream and you know where I was supposed to be right now?
You know where I was supposed to be?
Court side at the Duke Sienna game.
That's where I was supposed to be and maybe if I was at the game, maybe if
I was at the game it'd be a different story and you could be winning right now, but guess what you booked the wrong fucking flight
Well, look you froze the camera brother came and see us
Fucking black. I was it. Yeah now now black nice
Nice
Millionaire complaining
I guess you guys wouldn't be complaining about losing thousands of dollars?
Like, what are we even talking about here?
What's the dupe score?
What's the dupe score?
So Drew, let me ask you another question.
Maybe, no, pop in the head, pop, pop, pop, pop,
light bulb goes off in the head.
Maybe I should connect the phone to the Wi-Fi before I go live on it?
No, probably I didn't pop your head, did it?
No, because you rushed me to go live.
Why did you fucking pop it in your head, dude?
You rushed me to go live.
Why did you fucking pop it in your head, dude?
You rushed me to go live.
No, I have no life.
I know nothing about stuff.
I was trying to fix all your stuff,
and then you fucking went live with a meter stream.
Is this still muddit?
Are they saying muddit?
Yeah, it's on the way.
OK, so do I end my toolkit or like?
Sorry, so we?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
So we don't have a gaming. So we don't need to buy a new laptop.
So there's no way it's a laptop. It's picking up audio through OBS.
I'm gonna... Okay, okay, okay. Can you get a new one?
Because I'm gonna be honest, this is not what's important right now.
What's important right now is to do gaming.
Because I'm gonna start to get sick today. I'm gonna get a tripod. I'm gonna get a tripod.
I'm gonna get a tripod.
Let me hold my... Let me...
Human man tells streamer to hold the phone.
How much wants to fix the stream if I'm holding the phone?
I don't know, maybe you should have booked the right flight.
Yeah, I am tweaking.
Can you set it up at least like behind the scenes so it looks like I'm like, I'm set.
What is Duke doing?
Did he drink any water today?
No, we just got here.
Didn't mean to be out any water.
Yo, Duke loses his game a little bit of freak out.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Do you want me to carry you around with you?
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Checking you guys see me man. Oh, I'm a connected to a Wi-Fi
This kid's angle sucks. Where do you want it? Where do you want it?
It's angle fucking sucks. I'm doing it out, but then you can see half the fucking monitor
Holy shit, what is Duke doing? What is Duke doing?
it's fine okay whatever I guess it's fine I gotta connect with the walkie-talkie
this is a password is wrongs do you put a stook scoreboard on the screen please
it is not a joke she's not a joke I will talk to you guys you're delayed I'm
I'm delayed? How am I delayed if I'm watching the game live?
Oh, superman.
Lacey, I had Sienna winning. Duke is assed.
Brother, you're just lying out of your ass.
Not a single person in existence had Sienna winning this game.
Dude, it's a layup!
We're talking about a layup!
Stop screaming!
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop screaming.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop screaming.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop screaming.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop screaming.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're right, you're on the wire rate
because it's not good for my voice,
it's not good for my cortisol level,
it's not good for my nutrition.
So what is it called?
When you...
Check your calm why why let me guess oh should I take it right now yes fucking shot baby
six point game come on Duke come on Duke I bet two bands on it
Huh
I can't see my shot. Well, I'm trying to download. I know I need to get any of the chat open on your phone. No way. He makes that oh
My god. Oh my god, Seattle, Seattle you're on front watch
Yeah, see it as ass I thought Seattle was good
Wait what
Two man's on Duke to win. Was that even worth anything? Yeah. So I put 2000 on Duke to win when they were down like nine points
And uh, it was to win $50
Is that really a bad bet?
I'll check the calm after you fix it and I can go on desktop, I'll check the calm.
That might be the worst odds ever.
Jack, there's no way to lose this game, right?
Like one seed versus sixteen seed, has this ever happened before?
Has this ever happened?
Shirley has never happened.
What the fuck jump shot was that little bum bitch?
Go, Booster!
That's a dog right there!
That's a dog right there!
That's a dog!
4-point game!
You're muddy.
So I'm- I'm muted right now.
So I'm muted right now.
Wait.
Okay, if I mute it, then gift one sub in the chat,
you can hear me.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Today has actually been the worst day of my life, bro.
For all of you who say, oh, streaming's not hard,
oh, it's not hard, it's not hard, yes it is, dude.
Like today, literally,
from streaming is generally our job, generally our job.
It's actually it,
because like I'm gonna tell you guys what happened.
I'm gonna explain everything to you
in extreme detail?
Oh, I'm not even touching.
Don't even know how it popped off.
You just don't know what you're doing.
Okay, so please explain to me how I don't know what I'm doing.
Explain to me how I don't know what I'm doing.
So I'm sure we asked you a question real quick.
What?
When you decided to click off the game,
you didn't think maybe, oh,
I need to put the tab back up
for at least to watch the game.
I'm watching a fucking, you know what I'm watching a fucking ad, fucking a lot of these girls in that picture.
I do it, I do it, I do it.
Alright, well, you need this right?
So tell me, no, no, no, in this chat, tell me how I don't know what I'm doing.
I wanna know, I wanna hear, I wanna hear you guys, uh, I wanna hear you guys' stuff.
You got on a flight and didn't look to where it's going.
Brother, when we fly, Drew has the boarding passes on his phone.
Drew scans my boarding pass at the Duke.
Drew scans my boarding pass at security,
and I just trust that my team booked the right flights.
Well, I've never been in South Carolina before,
so I kind of just assumed like-
I don't even, when I fly,
I don't even see the boarding passes.
Green button.
Green button, gotcha.
Kind of just assumed that the travel agency
booked us to the right location.
So here's what happened.
We were supposed to be in South Carolina right now
at the Duke game, right?
Um, we have all the flights of everywhere. We're going to listen out Drew sends you the travel agency
What's the problem?
So drew had the wrong settings on most
Yo, whoa, thank you. No, genuinely well, I appreciate that so much
Yo, whoa, whoa, I'm gonna be honest. I will pay you any amount of money a month. You just come over for me
And I'll play your trick writer you rush me go live. We got here
Five minutes five minutes after we fucking hey, thank you so much load dead ass. Thank you so much loads me's a lot bro. Thank you
Already leaked any I already leaked any desk code
Wait so everybody in the chat access my PC now
So can you guys hear me on the on the monitor
You might have to change your microphone from the back to the earlier microphone from the laptop microphone to the other one.
They're saying yes they can hear me okay okay bet.
Alright so while the game's on time now I'm gonna tell you exactly what happened alright.
So as you know I'm doing a March Madness tour.
Very excited we had a lot of fun stuff playing a lot of collabs.
We got a lot of um a lot of traveling games that we're going to playing.
The first stop was Greenville, South Carolina.
I flew out last night.
I had a stop.
I flew for a total of nine and a half hours.
And we land this morning and we're in, we're in Charlottesville, Charlottesville.
No, we're not in Charlottesville.
I don't even know what it was called.
Where's it out of base?
Where's out of base?
I don't even know what it was called.
It was something.
We land and I don't even know where it was.
Charleston.
Charlotteson, South Carolina.
Drew looks and he goes, hey, they see.
Why are we four hours away from the hotel?
I said, I don't fucking know, Drew.
Why don't you find out?
Why don't you find out?
Drew sent the list of travel to the travel agency
that books all our flights,
and Drew didn't think to check the boarding pass
to see if he was going to the right spot.
Well, if the hotel is at the right spot,
and the next flight is at the right spot,
why would the first flight not be at the right spot?
I don't know, Drew, but that's what I trust my team for.
Okay, well I made a mistake.
You make mistakes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, no.
You make mistakes?
No, I'm perfect.
You don't need your password on the phone.
Listen, I'm telling a story, I'm telling a story.
So then, we're stuck in Charlottesville,
or we're stuck in wherever it is,
I don't know what it's called, we're stuck there.
And because we're stuck there, we have nowhere to go.
It's a five hour drive to Greenville,
we're gonna miss the Duke game,
and there's no flights to Tampa.
So, we get on the next flight to Tampa,
Now we are in Tampa, but yes, I missed the game. I spent $3,200 on court side tickets
Um, I spent $1,000 on flights and a couple hundred dollars on hotels
I'm out $5,000 already on the trip
Oh my best gonna hit yeah, yeah $2,000 on Duke and $50 nice
I think it's fine
How's the audio chat is the audio good
Boozer has a travel one, okay
Yeah, it has a one seed ever lost to a 16th seed
Yes when
Holy shit, what am I see yeah, that is garbage
Yo, see yeah, that is garbage
It's only happened two times ever so if Duke loses his game isn't my fault
Isn't my fault it do loses his game
You're so behind oh
My god, bro today has been so stressful y'all actually don't understand how stressful today's been dude
You guys actually have no idea
It has genuinely been a nightmare
It has genuinely been a nightmare dude like I
I traveled for over 13 hours, spent over $5,000 and here I am sitting in an Airbnb at my desktop.
I could have been at my home in LA.
I should be courtside at this Duke game right now, witnessing cinema in the fourth quarter.
We in this chat should be courtside at this game, witnessing cinema.
You can still make it bro, look the flights, no I'm not booking no fucking flights.
I'm not booking flights, I'm not booking any more flights dude.
You need to put 10k on B-8-B-B-Y-U to win so you get your money back.
And don't even get me started on Reda.
Don't even get me started on Reda.
Don't even get me started on Reda.
Yo, I don't know what it is.
I don't know how it's possible,
but I took Reda for the first time yesterday
about 24 hours ago.
I've never been more hungry in my entire life.
I don't know how.
I don't know what the science behind that is,
but I was less hungry before taking redda.
I was genuinely less hungry before taking redda.
I was eating less food before I took redda.
I took redda and this morning I'd wake up
off the plane starving down two pork chops,
ate a chicken tender, fucking had sauteed spinach
and red rice literally and I'm still hungry after.
I woke up and I swear I'm not kidding.
I have not been, I'm more hungry after making red up.
I don't know how it's possible.
But I texted my doctor and I asked how it's possible.
And basically what he said is
that what he thinks is happening
is that throughout my life, my metabolism has been so slow
that Reda is speeding up my metabolism,
which is making me super hungry.
Am I coping?
Am I coping or could that be possible?
That doesn't even make sense.
Then I don't know, then I don't know.
Maybe I took Feta.
Maybe I took feta dude. I thought I took reddit. Maybe I took some bay less shit
Maybe I took some bay less shit and I took feta because I've never been more hungry in my life
I feel right now. I feel like I need a cow
Clav is not my doctor
Clav is not my doctor
I just clav takes reddit and he knows about all that stuff. So I asked clav
have why I felt more hungry and Clav said that it takes a couple weeks to kick in.
The game's back on.
Can y'all hear the audio of the gamer now?
No?
Yo, what?
Yo, what is Duke doing?
Oh, there's 12 minutes left, nevermind, Duke wins.
Duke wins this game.
How many calories have you eaten today?
Not gonna lie, I've eaten a lot of calories today.
Definitely eaten a lot of calories today.
I had two grilled pork chops that were about this big,
Then I had some rice and then I had some sauteed spinach.
And then I had one of Drew's chicken tenders, like 1,500.
Probably a little bit less than 1,500 today.
Probably like 1,000 so far maybe today.
Probably 1,000 I've eaten today, 1,000.
Why do you look so skinny?
Wait, do I actually look skinny to y'all?
Do I actually look skinnier?
Drew!
Drew!
I'm curious, where are you going?
I'm shitting.
Drew, can you please order energy drinks?
I'm tired, I've been flying for 15 hours,
I'm a little dead, I need an energy drink.
Can you at least do something right?
And you know what Drew?
I'm gonna let you guess the flavor.
And if you guess the flavor wrong, you're fired.
Okay, if you guess the flavor, it says out of stock.
How is Duke still losing oh my god
Hold on, Jack. You're so behind. So what's the score for your guys game? 1.5
milligram won't you shit up the dose? I was thinking about that. I was thinking
about that. Should I up the dose?
Sienna's up six, nine minutes left. Airball three from Sienna, fast break from Duke. Okay,
It's a good foul.
It's a good foul.
Wait, clav takes 12 milligrams?
Why are you wearing Jason's chain?
This is not Jason's chain anymore, chat.
This is not Jason's chain.
I bought this chain from Jason.
Yes, I bought this chain from Jason.
Anymore.
Yes, it's not Jason's anymore.
I bought it.
Chain snatcher no, I'm not a chain snatcher. I
Bought I paid Jason. Okay, so I don't know why Jason did this
But okay, look at this chain. You guys see the chain just the chrome chain alone is expensive
But the pendant has four diamonds in it
One of the middle of the two each on the outside so five total diamonds. I think five diamonds
This chain, he bought it on stream in Japan for like 11K and he said he never wears it
so he sold it to me for 5,000.
He sold it to me for 5K.
5K!
5K!
This is a hell of a deal.
And I got, I asked like some Chrome heart people, like people who know about Chrome,
apparently Chrome value went up.
So they said I could sell this for even more than 11K if I wanted to.
Not a match out.
What, bogearing my nose?
Come on!
Yes!
Alright, so this game...
Alright, so Duke wins, right?
Duke wins, right?
There's no way to lose this now.
Yeah, why do I always have so much boogers in my nose?
Do what is this yo, why are y'all saying bang and cheering for Sienna?
You gotta make that
you gotta make that
Sienna Moneyline was so free
nobody in this chat bet Sienna Moneyline I'll put money on it
oh my god Kaden Boozer's a dog
wait I thought it was Cameron Boozer that was the best
Is I didn't even know he had a brother
How much you want to bet okay, let's bet when the show wants to bet five hundred five a thousand dollars that Duke wins this game
Let's bet right now
No way
I
Did not glue pubic hair to my chin
What's up with your chin hair what what's wrong with my chin hair
What is like why do y'all judge everything I do? I've had a hard day. Can't you guys just like be nice and give me subs?
Oh
Oh, yeah, Sienna's cooked Sienna's cooked
Sienna's it's over for Sienna
It's over for Sienna
Not gonna lie wasn't really sure what to do here. I'm not really sure what to do here now
I went live thinking Duke was gonna lose I was gonna rage break my PC and my tree for the day
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do here now
I need energy drinks.
OK.
What?
No.
No.
See, I'm good to go.
Jinxie collab, guys.
Listen, Merrill, I love Jinxie.
I love him, right?
He's one of my favorite people to stream with.
But Jinxie just doesn't really like doing IRL stuff.
Jinxie likes to game, bro.
He likes to game.
That's his thing.
So I'm not gonna force Jinxie to go out of his comfort zone.
Jinxie likes to stay at home,
he likes to play games, simple as that.
Basically, I think Jinxie might be an extrovert.
I learned what that word means.
And I'm an introvert, I'm an introvert.
Driver is, get $0.9% APR or a $1,000 customer bonus
It's the other way around wait doesn't Richie still live in Tampa doesn't Richie still live
in Tampa.
Oh it's a sub.
Yes listen I don't know who all I don't know who all lives in Tampa that's the problem
Um, I hit up pretty much everybody that lives in Tampa to do a stream
We're gonna be doing a stream of tea food while I'm here
I
Don't know if Richie lived I don't I don't think Richie still lives here. I feel like Richie moved
moved. You'll cancel it again. You know, dude, I didn't cancel the last teeth from stream.
My grandma died. What do you mean you're going to cancel it again? My grandma died the morning
of the stream. I didn't cancel because I wanted to. And you guys are pointing and laughing
that my grandma died. I can literally show proof. Why am I even sitting here showing y'all proof?
obituary. Look.
She died, she was 96 years old.
She died on Tuesday, December 2nd.
That was the exact, that was the morning
that I was supposed to do the stream of Tifu,
that I was supposed to fly there.
I did not cancel the stream.
Look how beautiful she was, Chad.
She was so beautiful.
You should have streamed the funeral, all right.
It was not the group it was nothing I hope he's not lying how I mean lying and show
What do you mean you're lying? I just show the obituary
How is Duke losing to Sienna
You said she got hit by a train bro if everybody has two grandmas
Nice!
Wow, Lace, you're so lucky to be court-side right now.
I hope you die.
It's actually not even funny.
Will I IRL today?
Yeah, I'm down to IRL today.
I just don't know.
I don't know what there is to do in Tampa.
I really don't know.
I really don't know what there is to do in Tampa.
But I have a question.
For the next couple of weeks,
all the traveling I'm gonna be doing,
do you guys wanna know in advance
what I'm doing
or do you want,
do you wanna like be surprised the day of the stream?
Can't, I'm not the game.
It's muddy.
All right, can y'all lock in there's five minutes left at 61 61 everybody go go turn to Duke sienna game on your TV right now
I have $2,000 on Duke
Wait, it's only two o'clock oh
Yeah, sienna sucks yo sienna you suck. How do they sell?
What happened with Bonnie blue? Come on Duke
I
Bonnie blue died
What
No, she did not you're controlling. Oh, yeah, Sienna's airballing. Yeah, nice. Oh
Sienna's airballing they suck
Yeah, really, I tried to get there and Doty went down hard and is lifting.
Lacey, you need to hop on Hell Divers 2.
It's chaotic, hilarious, and way better with friends.
We'll be laughing one second and barely surviving the next.
Did you get pain to post that in my chat?
You guys are not allowed to do ads in my Twitch chat, all right?
I don't know where y'all got that idea to think that you're
able to come into my Twitch chat and do your own ads.
But no, no, thank you, I'm not doing ads in my chat, okay?
So that's all in my nose.
You lost 5K on the Duke game,
but at least you didn't spend 28K on a dumb chain.
The chain wasn't even that dumb.
Chain wasn't even that dumb.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Check the com.
Okay, okay.
You guys are so sassy today.
Holy shit.
You guys are sassy today.
Do this, do that.
Check this, check that.
You're so fucking sassy today.
Remember who the king of this shit is?
Remember who started this and who built it built this shit brick by brick
All right
Hashtag pray for drew
What day is the drunk Disney stream? How do you know about the drunk Disney stream?
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JD tweeted it. JD did not. So JD tweeted that. Put it on God. Put it on God. JD tweeted it.
Another employee again lost today. Lacey recently posted he's planning for upcoming streams.
Tampa for March Madness, Houston, Texas.
Drunk Disney with Darla.
Nice JD.
Okay.
Nice JD.
Nice.
Hey, good shit, dude.
Yo JD.
Hey, hey JD.
Hey JD, good shit, dude.
I got news. Congratulations. You're fired. You're gone. Out of here. I'm fired in my whole team. I don't care. We need a fucking reset.
We need a re- What happened to the YouTube stream? All right, I'll listen. I'll go through calm after this game is over.
I need to watch the end of this game. Stop harassing me. You guys are making me feel uncomfortable.
Dude, my nose is somebody's wrong with my nose.
It feels like stuffy.
Is that a reticent effect?
So who in the chat wants actual questions?
I'm not kidding.
I have an actual question.
Is there anybody in the chat who has experience being an assistant that I could hire?
I need an assistant
Yo, you are all saying me higher Jbers now I'm not hiring Jbers bro cuz the minute his grandparents go he's out
I'm not hiring you there's got to be somebody in the chat that watches me I'm gonna be honest
I want a female assistant I'm being honest if I if I if I actually hire a legit assistant
I want a female assistant.
Lopey.
Should I bring Lopey back?
Should I bring Lopey back?
Yes.
But Lopey's not like an assistant though.
Like when I say assistant, I mean I need somebody who's
going to like I mean when I hire an assistant I need somebody who's going to do a few major
things I need them to not only be a business assistant but I need them to be my life assistant
if that makes sense. I'm talking not only do I need travel and stay booked for when
I go on trips I need content put together but on top of that I need my laundry done
I need my room cleaned I need to make sure all my clothes are in the right spot I
I need to make sure that everything's good for my streams.
I need to make sure they're in contact.
You know what I mean?
If I get an assistant, I need to be full on.
Just make my life easier.
Cause I'm gonna be honest,
Drew Wall makes my life harder.
I'm keeping it real.
So you want a servant.
Is that not what an assistant basically is?
No.
Bro, what?
Yes it is!
Okay, I think Duke won.
What is it?
What the fuck was that okay, so here's what I would do I'm not kidding if I found an assistant
that could clean for me, do my laundry, handle all my content, like set up and tell me when
I have to do all my business calls, book flights, book, hotels, Airbnb's, but can also cook
for me and be a chef.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
So you're just giving my job away?
Yes.
Yes.
Because I let someone else do my job.
Because I need an assistant that is a legit official assistant.
Bro, you know what Dan well, if I booked that flight, we would have been challenged.
You can focus on tech production.
I am looking, I'm going to say right now, officially, I, Lacey, am looking for someone
in Los Angeles that is willing and has experience in being an assistant.
In this job description, I need you to not only be able to assist me in content ways, but also personal ways
I need flights booked. I need hotels booked. I need Airbnb's booked. I need a calendar set every month
I need my meetings listed out for me telling me what I need to do every day outside of stream
I need you to set up
Rust set up streams and on top of that I also need my personal life assisted
I mean my laundry done my room cleaned making sure I don't forget or lose stuff
And then on top of that I also would like if my assistant could cook
I would like if my assistant could cook that would help a lot
I'll be paying in between five and ten thousand dollars a month for this position
Give or take I already do all those things
Yeah, that's what you get fucking karma karma. I already do all those things bitch
Bro wants a mom.
Bro, can we both agree that if I had booked that flight, we would have been chilling?
Yes, we can agree to that.
Okay, but can we also both agree that a real, true, legit assistant would have realized
that the boarding pass was to the wrong city?
I've never been to South Carolina.
Chad, is that not true?
Is that not true, Chad?
Okay, I've never been to South Carolina.
I just assumed okay. We're going to this airport. It's probably closer to the hotel
So where do we set applications in well the thing is is I don't know if anybody in this chat is capable of working for me
What do you mean
What I'm trying to do all those things for you besides cook
And the one time I don't do it. Yeah, but they got how much free more free time you have your I
I don't want more free time. I'll be fucking bored. Yeah, but here's the thing drew and
Chat you guys can't agree with me on this and we're just being open and honest right now
You complain about doing it 99% of the time that facts facts
What did wode say?
That's 15k a month minimum if you don't want to hire a random kid
Drew's not at fault you have him doing 20 things see
So I should get someone else.
But I, the only reason I hired someone to book flex to save you money.
But here's the thing, your life would be made ten times easier if I hired an assistant.
But I would just be bored.
No, but you can't do, you can't do your production and everything to the best of your abilities.
Yes I can.
Yo Tommy, thank you for 10 gifted!
I can because your production is just a camera and a TVU.
TV you
But then Drew loses money that's why he doesn't want to do it. Yeah, no shit
But I already do all those things. I what I've never fucked up a flight today
That was a that was a joint fuckup that was not a
Y'all argue like females
Bro, didn't even say thank you for the energy drink.
I paid for the fucking energy drink!
I got you the one you liked, did I?
You don't want to actually with my porn, what?
I got to say thank you for that!
I got you the one you liked, did you not?
Did I not?
No, it's shit.
It's not red or rage.
Gavin, thank you for the gifted sub.
Thank you for the gifted sub.
Alright, well chat now, I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do in Tampa today.
Because I'm gonna be completely transparent and honest with you guys. I plan to go live. I
Thought Duke was gonna lose I was gonna rage and I was gonna end stream now
I'm gonna be my stream for the day now. I was gonna be the stream for the day
So I have absolutely I wasn't even supposed to be in Tampa today
So I don't really know what to do. Um, does anybody in this chat live in Tampa want to help me out?
23 year old no kids looking to hire a nanny
So, I'm gonna explain to you, yes, I am looking to hire an Annie, basically, because when you
have someone handling all points of your life and my sole aspect is on business, I can exceed
in that category.
If I don't have to worry about making sure my room is clean, I don't have to worry
about doing my laundry, I don't have to worry about scheduling my own calls, I don't
have to worry about getting stuff for my own content. I can exceed in the streaming and
business aspect of my life. There's nothing wrong with getting an assistant. No, what did
Snowy just say? Grow up. Grow up N-word. Don't head the N-word in my chat. I don't
I don't stand for that. I don't stand for that.
I have a big fishing boat. Do you want to go fishing?
We could catch a shark.
And then you take the end word.
So...
Do you have a gambling warning? Oh, I don't know.
Yo, Lacey, hire me as your assistant.
I got all that covered.
I plan trips to Europe and in the USA.
Cleaning is easy and I took a cooking class twice.
I'm good off you, bro.
Do a stream with Clavicular.
He's not in Tampa.
I'm pretty sure Clavs in Miami.
Go to American Social on the water.
Get food and get sendy by myself.
Want to lose?
You should hire Lopie.
I want to see the rage bait segments again
in the Shirt Pool segments.
This kid's on high point,
hadn't made a two-pointer all season
and wanted for them on a two-pointer.
Cool.
What is this?
higher me Lacey I'm a firefighter paramedic very dependable and smarter than all the
losers in here what like thank you first of all thank you for your service dude appreciate
you for the service of being a firefighter in a paramedic I really do appreciate it
But I've never set a fire before in my house and I don't get like hurt.
What do you mean cap?
Yo, who would sign up for this job?
What do you mean?
Do you know how many people in the world would jump at the opportunity to get paid in between
five and 10k a month? You know how much that is a year? If I get paid just to clean and
do some laundry for Lacey, that's free. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm
not just paying you to clean and do some laundry. I'm not paying you to clean and do some laundry.
5k a month is entry level out of college. That's great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Patronite? Yes, I will be hopping on Patronite chat. The reason I'm hopping on Patronite is
because I've had the worst day of my life, so I figured that some luck has to go in my favor.
Some luck has to go in my favor. It has to. It literally has to. Also now that
we're here, I wanted to ask y'all something, okay? I wanted to ask you guys
something. Well, I really ask you guys something. I wanted to say I know y'all
I really, really like the backdrop segments, right?
And I have a bunch of people reaching out to me
inquiring gambling deals.
And one of these deals is specifically intriguing to me.
And I'm gonna tell you the reason it's intriguing to me.
The reason it's intriguing to me is because the way it works is every month for a weekend
they would cover me to go anywhere out of the country that I want for a few days.
And basically I could bring anyone I could go out of the country for a few days, do
whatever content I want and then at the end of streams, I gamble for a little bit um so
the way and immediately the way when I saw this will pop to my head was okay like the
content I can make from this is could be crazy like imagine imagine I bring fucking like
this is a hypothetical imagine I bring like rums and and Ziggy to like Bora Bora for
three days and we just stream in Bora Bora for three days and then I can like
pay them to do shit like oh my god oh my god imagine I like give rums $5,000 and
he has to go in a shark cage underwater oh you imagine how much you would hit
chat I would get I could give rums like five bands and then he could like he
have to go and stay in a shark cage for like five minutes underwater or I
could like like that's how I see it like imagine I bring like my brother
to like the Bahamas for for three days like that is it a PJ at least what do
you mean is it a PJ at least the way it works I have I would have a travel
budget per trip out of a travel budget per trip but I don't know bro I don't
I don't know, I don't know, how much is the travel budget?
Weren't you supposed to do that for a sub-goal?
I did, I did!
I did do that for a sub-goal.
I never had a date set for when I was going to go in the Shark Cage.
I'm going to do the Shark Cage stream eventually.
You still have to do 24 hours at Skid Row.
Never agree to that either.
agree to that either. It was five months ago, okay, and you have to understand I'm not a
scammer. I'm gonna go in the shark cage. I'm gonna go in the shark cage. I'll be your assistant
If you pay me in blunts and honey pack in honey packs.
Wait, what?
Honey buns, okay.
So go do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
When's the running a mile stream?
Fuck you, dude!
How's that?
Fuck you!
hold on I gotta change my title random shenanigans what
I'm about to put my headphones on real quick.
Shut the fuck up I don't want your conversations.
Smoke a marijuana that's a, that's a, that's a Chee-vee-K.
Smoke a marijuana that, why did that, okay it's one out of focus.
But not chat, yeah.
That's something I'm very seriously considering,
just because the amount of content I could do
with that is just insane, bro.
Like having a fully planned out trip
out of the country every single month,
and then it'll be so fun, it'll be so fun.
And I can just imagine a series where I bring,
like imagine I bring a viewer out
and like if we came up, I could give the viewer money,
Like just being able to do that and like give back,
I don't know.
It just seems, I think, it seems pretty cool.
But I'm thinking about it.
What is big?
Okay, so you just fucking Photoshop a picture of me
and you're just weird.
You're just weird.
You're just weird.
Let me go to the calm anything that I need to react to
What is this should I click on this or no I
Don't know what these are gonna be
it's true what like what like I took my little cousin and his girlfriend on a
date
you took his little guy wait you took your little guy
no like not me I just drove them I just drove them to their date I picked I
picked those of them up what true
updates I fucked your little sister I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck.
Bro!
That, you guys just, I'm not alive.
You're perverted for thinking that's weird.
Nice, yeah, bro.
What?
Bro, you realize, okay.
So let me explain to you
how an out of context clip goes, okay?
For those of people that don't understand how it goes.
You realize that someone can have a sister
that is a little sister that is,
oh, I don't know how else to explain this.
If someone's 28 and their little sister's 25,
like you guys just assume it's weird.
That's how y'all think.
That's how y'all think.
No context is saving you from that clip.
That literally is though.
Drew's 20?
Drew doesn't even have a sister, how does he make sense?
I'm a sister of 13.
And I didn't even say Drew's name!
This isn't so complicated for a clip!
I'm Drew talking about taking his little cousin on a date!
What?!
I got talking to my little cousin on a date!
That's what you said!
Yes, that's what you said!
What?
Like, I took my little cousin and his girlfriend on a date.
Why did I just get an influx of DMs?
What happened?
Lacey needs an assistant and we want you, King of New York.
Lacey.
Yeah, Lopi's not an assistant though.
What's an email to send you my resume?
I worked for eight years as an assistant for an NBA agent.
He had Jay Crowder, Dennis Smith Jr. among others,
planned events, sponsors, booking trips,
and players as well.
Lopie knows me and I have connections for stream.
I have to understand how I just lost my job
even if it's something I don't do.
My job, bro.
It's not that you lost your job.
I just think having another set of hands would be helpful.
You have Russell.
Yes, but Russell's not very,
he's not like hands on.
He's gonna be once he's put it in the house.
Yo, Lacey, I've never been an assistant,
but I kinda look like Drew.
I might be good at the job.
All right, is there anything else
that I need to react to?
Okay.
Wait, did I watch the new Spider-Man trailer
stream yet or no yeah react to Lucy in the Twitter column who's Lucy a dumbass
wait why are you guys all not like Lucy what happened with Lucy who's Lucy
she's cooking wait who's Lucy said me it also I want to make I want to say
something if if I if I have something going on and something upsets me and you
guys see it on Snapchat or Twitter or TikTok and I open my phone and open my
Twittercom and I see this fucking baby I'm going to block your Twitter I'm not
kidding I'm gonna block your Twitter I don't see Lucy anywhere
Day 1 Retta, Lacey is already experiencing hair loss.
This is Lucy.
No offense but if you send a travel agent a list of locations, how do they get two things
correct and fuck it up how is that your fault wait question you guys not realize
lacy brought in the travel agent and that agent is now has the assistant role
which means he books the flights hotels and departures to the next location if
the agent messed up that's on him not anyone else you're fucking annoying just
shut up
Drew didn't book the flight a travel agent did
Is this Drew's alt?
Yeah, does this Drew's alt kill?
It is?
Wait so so Lucy L drew you're an idiot
Drew didn't book the flight a travel agent did fuck you drew you're retarded
Wait, nobody cares he hating on drew wait is he hating on drew?
Well
Okay, what is this?
I think reddit did the opposite to me just ate a burger bag of chips and a pop tart and
I'm starving.
Yes, I don't know what else to say.
I don't know what else to say, but I think I think I am somehow immune to reddit.
I don't know how it's possible.
I didn't know a human being could dead ass be immune to RETA.
Unless it takes three to five days to settle into your system.
Yeah, but Guapo told me.
Guapo said that if I took RETA, I wouldn't be hungry an hour later.
How much did you take?
I started at 1.5 mg's.
1.5 mg's is what I started at.
Guamphil told me, you're not real.
Don't care.
Oh, I want to react to the Spider-Man trailer.
I feel like I reacted to it already on stream.
Well, I saw it already, so, uh...
I can't believe our first thing about this!
Hold on.
You guys know?
Um, it's not a fake reaction.
I just told, what do you mean fake reaction?
I just told you, I watched it already.
I was just, how is it a fake reaction?
If I told you, I already saw it.
Listen, there's most things I will say,
most things I do save for stream to react to,
but I'm such a big Spider-Man fan,
like when this came out, I watched it.
And let me tell you, this looks insane.
I can't believe I'm first-hand in my entire life.
I'm saying, come on, pretend like you're not
the happiest you've ever been in your entire life.
I can't.
I'm going to be honest, dude.
Really, if you really, some of y'all
aren't really thinking about what this storyline actually
is.
At this point, this is four years in the future, right?
So he went for Peter Parker, went four years,
not having any friends.
He had, he went four birthdays with nobody being there.
He went four years without anybody remembering him.
Could you imagine opening up your phone
and you see the girl that you love?
She doesn't even remember you.
Like you're not the happiest
you've ever been in your entire life.
I can't.
I know it!
Wow, bro.
Hi. My name is Peter Parker.
You don't remember me, but we used to know each other.
Something bad was going to happen, and the only way to stop him
Back in the trenches!
Is to make everyone forget about me.
Because I'm not just Peter Parker. I'm Spider-Man.
The hell Frank? He was just hit me with a band!
Get your weapon.
Shoot yourself!
Go home!
You sell Tom.
Because sometimes Spider-Man has to-
Yeah, who do you think the best fighter man is?
Tom Holland, Toby McGuire.
Oh my God, don't even get me started on this.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, don't even get me started on this scene right here.
Brother.
If I was Peter Parker and I saw my girl who
He doesn't remember me.
Touching on this dude? On my soul, I'm swinging.
I don't care. I'm swinging, bruh!
You're 23, roleplaying as if you're Peter Parker. Okay? Okay?
If it breaks Peter Parker's heart...
What is happening to me?
Now, this is crazy!
This is nuts!
This is nuts!
If what I think is happening in this scene happens in the movie,
so what I'm predicting is Peter Parker's broke, okay?
He's out of the loop.
He's been out for four years, nobody knows him,
he's been Spiderman, but he's running out of webs
or he goes through like his depressed stage, right?
He goes through his depressed stage.
Now, what I think happens here is he turns
into a real Spiderman.
He turns into a real Spiderman.
He's going to develop actual webs
that come out of his body.
He's going to be, he is becoming the real Spider-Man.
And the only Spider-Man, I don't think Andrew Garfield
had webs that came out of his body, did he?
Did he?
No.
So the only Spider-Man that had webs was Toby.
And look, right here, he has nothing on
and he's already in a web.
So I think he adopted a spider's actual,
he adopted, I'm sorry, shout out,
I'm very passionate about this.
I love Spider-Man.
It's like Spider-Man is one of my very few passions
besides streaming.
He adopted, he adopted what spiders do
and he went himself up.
He went himself up.
He went himself up.
So now, the spider has taken over him
and he can now shoot webs out of his actual body.
He is actually Spider-Man now.
Look!
He catches himself!
How's he catch himself? He didn't have webs on!
He didn't have webs on!
He could shoot webs out of his wrist now!
This summer is gonna be cinema!
Excuse me, Dr. Banner. I need your help.
What do you say your name is?
DNA is mutating. That'd be enormously dangerous.
So, notice how he's acting. Uh, he's asking the doctor
How about spiders trying to find out about spiders?
He's trying to...
He knows he's mutating.
F?
I'll wait. I'll wait. I'll wait. I'll wait.
Also, yeah, I know if you guys don't know Dr. Manor is the Hulk. So we could see a Hulk.
We could see a Hulk in this movie. I don't know. I
Don't know how we could see it. Maybe he helps Spider-Man. Maybe he's an enemy. I don't really know
know what's going to happen here but yeah and we're going to get into the love story
in a second.
We're going to get into the love story in a second because trust me I have a lot of
theories about that.
But he's asking Dr. Banner about spiders because he's trying to figure out how spiders
mutate because he's mutating into a spider.
I'm a giant.
Let me say a name once.
The DNA is mutating.
That'd be enormously dangerous.
Spiders have three life cycles.
We're lagging?
Am I lagging?
So, I don't know how because I...
We're back?
You 100% already watched the trailer.
Yo, you dumb little bitch!
I said in the beginning that I already watched it!
I already said that three times!
When between the cycles, it can lead the spider vulnerable to threats.
Yup.
We are faced with a danger, but we can't control it.
So I don't really know what's going on here!
Does anybody know what's going on here?
Does anybody know?
Why are their necks snapping back and shit?
We are faced with a danger that we can't control.
Gene Gray.
Okay, see, I don't know who that is.
What can you guys explain to me who Gene Gray is?
Who is Gene Gray?
Who is Gene Gray?
Gene Gray.
Okay.
Created by writer Stan Lee, a character appearing in American comic books.
I'm not the biggest Marvel fan, I'm not the biggest Marvel fan, I'm a big Spider-Man fan,
I'm not the biggest Marvel fan.
I haven't even seen all the Avengers, I'm just a big Spider-Man fan.
So Jean Grey, can she has powers where she can telepathically do shit?
I'm not larping, I'm not larping.
Yo, Drew, can we switch to the backpack?
No, like the stream's just lagging every 10 seconds here.
No, I wanna switch to the backpack on the desktop.
Or is that not even gonna work?
So, who plays Jean Grey?
What actress?
Chad, I'm going to go black and F.
It's going to go to this.
Is it going to count the screen you want, Sean?
On what?
No.
Big Spider-Man fan.
I am a big.
Am I not allowed to be a big Spider-Man fan?
Is that illegal to you guys?
Is that illegal for me to be a big?
Can I switch back to this?
Yeah, you should be able to do it.
I have Spider-Man tattoo on my body, dude.
I have Spider-Man tattoo on my body, dude.
I'm 33 years old, and I have Spider-Man bed sheets.
And I'm just lagging!
It's ruining my YouTube video
This is ruining my YouTube video
I'm gonna see my finger up your butt. Hey, stop stop
Your cac was broken
All right, let's keep watching, Jack.
So wait, what is her name?
Jean Grey?
Jean Grey?
Jean Grey?
Jean Grey.
So Jean Grey, this is her right here.
She looks old as fuck.
Nice, no audio.
So it's connected to the backpack now, yeah, and then I just need to do the audio, I think.
So I'm streaming off the backpack right now, but how do I see myself?
But how do I see myself?
It's not money.
you sure
all the way
yeah
how i see myself
hey you fat
pop the top left
isn't that jason's chain know i bought it off jason
it's my chain
I snatched Jason. Get your chain back, bitch.
Hope everyone in chat is having a good day.
Do you remember how to get it to, uh...
Oh, wait, here it is.
There it is.
Uh...
Yeah.
This one?
I think, yeah.
I
Right now
I was keeping this if it starts lagging do we have it ready to set up it what but why don't it's monitor and output that's why I
Think I think I think
I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you
I see myself? Why do I see myself? What did you do? You went to Tampa for a desktop. No,
I didn't. I wasn't supposed to be here today. At least I'm fucking streaming, bro. At least
I'm streaming what are you doing to my computer I don't know true true what are
you doing what did you do what's happening
Why not? Like what is that? I have fucking 20 mouses!
I'm just unplugging the backpack for this.
What are you doing?
I don't know how to put it back.
Just let me figure it out, let me figure it out.
I don't know how to put it back.
Bro, what is this?
Press escape.
But then I have myself in a top left corner.
Close.
Oh, okay, here we go.
Oh, now it's F'd.
Drew Larpin being a production guy.
Bro, I've only done this once.
Okay.
I'm just gonna, I need to get back into this.
Mikey, cut that whole part out of the YouTube video.
Thank you.
We can't control.
Well, we can't control.
So this is Jean Grey,
and she can basically do control shit with her mind.
Stay out of my way.
You're losing a kid.
I mean, I just, I can't, I'm not gonna lie.
I can't, no one can get anything right from me.
No one can get anything right from me.
Flight, man.
shit around here bro I'm not gonna lie chat
I'm not gonna lie bro oh nice hold hold hold yes crash hold obs crashed
Yeah, it's just fully effronosure, but they're awesome enough.
good right now okay they're saying it's gonna let's let's finish
talk off we are faced with a danger that we can't control what we can even
see stay out of my life yeah who's this what we can't even see who is this
Scorpion? That's not Sadie Sink. You're a casual. I'm not, I told you, I don't really know the villains.
What are you doing?
That Sadie Sink right there.
If it's not F and the chat's failing F, just time people out please, please, please, please.
Thought you were such a big fan.
So okay, so tell me this.
Has Sadie Sink ever been in a Spider-Man movie before?
Has Sadie Sink ever been in a Spider-Man movie before?
No, she has not.
So how would I know who Sadie Sink is playing if she's never been in a movie before?
I'm not larping as a Spider-Man fan.
She's in this one.
Yeah.
And guess what?
It hasn't come out yet.
So how would I know that this is Sadie Sink with a white hood on?
He's not playing Mary Jane.
Stay out of my way.
You're losing a kid.
So let's talk about this right here.
You're losing a kid.
Let's talk about this right here.
Let's talk about this right here.
Okay, this is this room's coat.
I'm not gonna lie.
This whole stream is c- I'm gonna just end chat. I can't. I'm- I'm not in the mood today. I'm really not in the mood today.
Like, everything has gone wrong possible today. I'm just not in the-
I guess that's why then how am I gonna display the picture you don't you don't need you don't
think you need to be alive it's just screen mirroring it it should be fine now okay so
the chat don't put that Patrick putting his thumb down shit bro yeah it's fine
now yeah yeah but they can't see the screen they're saying yes I can I'm
watching the stream right now you're nothing but a small fry yo shut up all
All right, now let's continue watching the trailer.
Control.
One we can't even see.
Court side seats went to the wrong city.
Red Arrage broke the desk.
Laggy stream, what can't you do wrong?
The out of my way.
You're losing it, kid.
Let's talk about this scene right here, okay?
Let's talk about this scene right here,
because this in the trailer is very, very important.
So, you could see the way that she's looking at him.
She remembers Spider-Man.
She does.
She remembers Spider-Man, but she does not.
She, she's looking at him like she's seen Spider-Man before.
She knows Spider-Man.
How have you got a 40-minute reaction to a 2-minute trailer?
Just shut up dude, just listen.
It dead just looks like she's looking at him.
No bro, you can tell in this scene the way they're standing there, he definitely just
saved her and she's looking at him like she knows who Spider-Man is.
She remembers Spider-Man, but she doesn't remember Peter Parker.
And to those spiders who make it through, it amounts to a kind of-
I'm gonna show you how I know that you remember Spiderman watching!
For us!
Reaper!
Just hold, hold!
Okay. Right here. Watch very closely.
Oh, there, um...
Do y'all see that in the background? Do y'all see that in the background?
Do y'all see that in the background?
She has a full-on bulletin board with Spider-Man in the middle.
She is trying to figure out who Spider-Man is.
She remembers Spider-Man and she's trying to figure out who it is.
Swimming gift.
I'm MJ.
I'm just a neighbor from across the hall.
It's a friendly neighbor.
See?
She knows!
She knows!
Friendly neighbor!
Nice flowers.
Oh, they're a housewarming gift.
I'm MJ.
I'm just a neighbor from across the hall.
Friendly neighbor.
July 31st.
I cannot wait, bro.
I am MJ.
I'm just a neighbor from across the hall.
Friendly neighbor.
July 31st.
I cannot wait, bro.
31st I cannot wait now. I actually cannot wait. I cannot wait
This movie is going to actually be one of the best spider-man's of all time
We are getting the mixture of every single great part of spider-man. He's going to be
Struggling in the in the pits of of New York. He's gonna have no money
Nobody remembers him
He's gonna have his emo phase where he hates his life and wants to die
Then he fucking webs up turns into a real spider-man
There's he's and she's got to remember who he is like I'm telling you bro. This movie is gonna be one of the best
Let's watch it one more time
You're 22 reacting like a movie geek
First of all, I'm 23. Second of all, I'm not reacting like a movie geek. I can't be happy
and excited for a movie. Like, I don't understand this whole thing of like, oh, Lacey, you're
23. You're 23 reacting like this over Spider-Man. At what age am I not allowed to be excited
for stuff anymore? Why am I not allowed to be excited about stuff? Because I'm a
a certain age. Drew, are there any paper towels here? Hold on a sec, I'll be right back.
No, I think I love it.
How is that a zesty walk?
My reaction to the spider-man movie
Oh, you guys believe I'm wearing spider-man costume to the theaters when I go
Dude, why is my ears making a weird noise
What is that matter?
What does that matter if I'm 23?
So because I'm 23, I can't wear a Spider-Man costume to the Spider-Man movie, nice.
I guess that's how it works?
Check Twitter.
Why?
Let me guess.
People in the comments saying, uh, Lacey, grown-ass son, grown-ass man wants to watch a Spider-Man
movie.
He's depressed, has nothing left, nobody knows who he is at the university, has to
put the suit in the washing machine.
New York.
This isn't even, I didn't say, I literally didn't even say any of this, besides, he's in New York.
Wait, what?
Did you drink water at the Charleston Airport? There's a virus in the water.
No, there's not.
Like you're just lying for no reason.
Why are you using Yahoo?
What's wrong with Yahoo?
What's wrong with Yahoo?
W. Raid?
Yo, Vibes, thank you for the three viewer rate. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23 drinking water.
Guess can't do anything anymore, huh?
I'm trying to get my ears to pop.
Book flights and hotels rustle.
Content put together rustle and needs to clean Lacey's room, Darla.
Cook meals for Lacey Dornash.
Go IRL and walk the Green River.
This is not a thing.
This is not a thing.
So you're telling me there's a green river in, in, uh, what's it called?
You're telling me there's a green river.
Where?
Green river in Tampa.
I don't believe you.
River of green is an annual Tampa tradition.
Okay.
How far is it from here?
Do we have food and beverages vendors?
Oh shit, let's go.
Hold on.
Okay.
I got the address.
Let's see how far it is.
Let's see how far it is, chat.
Any guesses?
It is...
51 minutes.
51 minutes. Just go. Yeah, but then how am I going to be back in time for the BYU game?
Walk so you want me to walk okay? It's a 12 hour walk
The 12 hour walk
There's a beach here that ass so I can go play the water
Why do y'all say 23 dude I can't oh my god. I know what it is. I know what it is I
know what it is y'all spam 23 by the way because I look so good and you can't
They call me fat anymore.
Is that what it is?
You're still fat?
I'm not fat.
I'm not fat.
Red a smile.
All right.
Roger we're gonna take a walk and see where we can go take a little walk on the
town I'm not a bad shot at all
where the fuck are we dude we are not even near Tampa bro
We are actually not even anywhere near Tampa.
Can you get your chain snatched?
Wait, should I not wear my chain outside?
Is Tampa dangerous?
Is Tampa dangerous?
Wait, it's probably an acronym.
Okay.
I noticed about Tampa chat.
First off, is anybody in the chat from Tampa?
I noticed about Tampa, it's pretty chilly here
compared to the rest of Florida.
It's pretty chilly.
Yo, there's a basketball hoop in the pool.
It's a little slim.
What's in here?
Oh, okay.
What's in there?
You see that?
Shit, it's a door.
Let me out, please.
I can see your little face.
Let me out.
Drill?
Oh.
Drill?
What?
Let me out.
Apologize.
Huh?
Apologize.
No, I'm not apologizing.
Apologize.
You fucked up the fight.
Apologize for trying to find a new assistant.
I'm still actively trying to find a new assistant.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
You're not getting let out.
You're not going to need an assistant.
Yes I will.
You're going to be stuck in there.
Take me to the deadpixel on the camera.
Don't tell me you broke the camera too.
So help me God if you broke that camera on top of everything else today.
Let me look.
I mean.
Wait, I'll break it in the suitcase.
Let me see.
Hold on, Chad.
Oh, the chat, they're all saying GG Dead Pixel.
They're all saying, so...
Alright, listen.
I'm gonna go take a think, cool?
You talk to the chat about the Dead Pixel and try to fix it.
I think I know what happened, because I had that lens in the suitcase and I had it in a sock.
And when I pulled out the sock, the little lens cap was off, so it might be able to fuzz.
It'll fuzz, huh? Yes, I do. Well, I'm going to go take a look at the little tinkle tink.
Okay. All right, let me get my... where's that?
Let's see if I can add in this sock right here. And there we go.
Just blow it off real quick.
This guy, the thing is through the... the camfinder, like through the screen on my camera,
I can't see the pixel on the screen.
I actually don't see any dust at all, but I'll give it a little wipe.
Yeah, I mean I hope I'm gonna put it back on but I don't even see it looks super clean
I'm putting my lens back on.
I really don't want to have to get angry.
Let me see.
Just go outside and check.
You know what we should do?
We should go catch a fish and then cook it here.
You said that.
Is it fixed?
Hold on.
I'm trying to look for some more of the way.
Is that good?
My chest's not loading.
Your thing is good.
All right.
So we need to go find a fishing rod.
Wait, was there a fishing rod in the shed?
There might be.
What's the best place to catch a fish in Tampa?
I had the ocean.
There's actually a pond.
It's a low lake park lake thing.
Oh, around the corner.
No, I don't see a fishing rod in here.
I don't know.
Oh, this is really bad. You wanna know why?
Why?
I don't even know how to cast a rod.
You could just take some chairs to the beach and it's loud and sunny.
No, yeah. What if it's a fucking vacation, Drew?
Wait, couldn't I just ask Jinxie, we're in the best place.
FaceTime Jinxie.
Jinxie!
Hey, I have a question dude.
First off, I wanted to call and check in, I'm in your city, so I wanted to check
check in make sure I'm good here yeah I just want to check in make sure I'm
good here of course where's the best place to catch a fish
You're stomping grounds okay
I search tarpon springs up and these are the first images that came up was a beautiful lake with green grass
Oh a nice little town all these this is dangerous houses on the water with tennis courts
in the backyard that's that's that's gang violence yeah
okay all right sounds good thank you all right
Okay, tarpon springs is an hour away. We're not going to tarpon springs
Yes, but not here's the thing about fishing and I actually know about the shakes I used to fish a little bit
I know about shit. Not all sources of water have fish
You want to know why?
Do you want to know why why because
Fish need salt water not everybody water salt water
So, chat, here's my question. The place where I'm at, I am in, I am currently in Indian,
Indian, Indian Rocks Beach. Okay? I'm in Indian Rocks Beach. Where can I fish in Indian Rocks
Beach. Why are they saying GG? It's not safe here. At the beach? Leet check Twitter.
Chat you can't
Ruff he's on T foo face time T foo
God he is so much aura. Oh my god. He has so much aura
We could go ask the locals. I mean, serious. First off, we got to go to a fishing store.
Fishing store nearby. There's a place called Life Beat. Seven minute drive. I wish we had
a kerr. I wish we had a kerr, dude. I know, I know. All right. I'm going to call Uber.
I'm gonna call over
Come to little st. Pete's what is that?
My god, there is a car that came with the B&B
Why would they leave it in the in the driveway?
But why would they leave it in the driveway if I could use it?
So you're telling me that they have a lambo you think I'm not gonna steal it
Let's get out a little bit.
Oh, this has to be a Lambo.
You think this is a Lambo?
Oh, yeah, 100%.
So you think this airbnb has had a Lambo
shown in the front yard?
Yes.
Well, look at this thing. This is cool.
I want him calling the Uber.
Chad, what car is this?
Where we can tell by the wheels.
What's up, dude, I'm in your city, man.
I'm in your city.
Um, listen, I have a quick question.
I'm live, by the way.
Where can I go?
What's the best place to get a fish?
I'm going to do a little catching cook with my stream right now.
I want to go fishing.
I want to go fishing right now, but I need like the most active waters
What do you mean from land
Like I can't you want me to swim in like grab it with my hands
Yeah, lead based
Yeah, I'm gonna catch one. I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna skin it at my Airbnb and cook it
Sheep's head you said she said
Yeah, she's had Bay she's had Bay in Brooklyn, New York. Okay. No
Oh, she says this type of fish it's not a okay. Okay, so where can I go to get a sheep head?
Any dog
Okay
I'm hanging out with you for a little bit. I might do something with Danny Duncan, but
that's 50-50 right now. And then, yeah, then I leave in a couple days.
Nah, Jinxie's gonna be one of a homebody.
Yeah, but you gotta convince him.
No, no, no, no, no.
How do I convince him?
I don't know, you might have to fucking kiss him.
Just forcefully just put my tongue in his throat?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Alright, alright, I'm gonna go fish.
I'll see you in a couple of days.
Alright.
Alright.
Good luck.
Thanks, man.
Aw, WT for me.
He's so handsome.
Okay
Uber gets here in nine minutes
You need a license I have a fishing license
Should I get the code?
Or is it a gun safe?
Oh my god, it's six sevens.
There are six sevens on here.
Dude, this might be a gun safe.
These dead ass might be a gun safe.
Let's see.
Is there anything left?
You see something red?
No.
It's not a gun safe, bro?
Oh.
Probably been safe in the kitchen
Yeah, who just called me a Nimrod
Yeah, this is my bedroom. Let me know what y'all think about my bedroom
We cows are already trashed. What do you mean?
How is this true? We've been here for 30 minutes. All I have is my suitcase in my book bag on a bed
What's all this? I don't know. That's what I got here
I think it's an extra blanket sitting in me.
Oh, this is the gun safe.
It's a very fucking...
What's there for a freak?
A shitty gun safe.
Okay.
Yeah, it's legal to have guns in Florida, correct?
Like it's fully legal to just carry guns.
So I gotta be careful who I fuck with here.
Are you going to fuck with people?
No.
I'm richer than it is.
Maybe we could just show the screen drill.
How to fish.
The way you cast this, you're going to open that up,
and you hold this right here like that with your finger.
Throw it out and when you throw it out,
let go with this finger and then close that down.
And bleed out like, oh, not bad, not bad.
The way you cast these, you have to open that up
and you hold this right here like that with your finger.
Throw it out and when you throw it out,
let go with this finger.
Okay.
Your dad never took you fishing before?
No, my dad never took me fishing.
We didn't really, I told you,
Growing up in Erie, Pennsylvania, it was hard.
It was actually hard growing up in Erie, Pennsylvania.
Catching fish with a shoelace and soda came.
Where are you going?
Where are you going on YouTube?
No, tomorrow I'm going to.
How to fish with no experience, wait a minute.
Fishing tutorial for people that have no idea how to fish.
I got you.
If you're going to do the fishing,
the first thing you're gonna need is a rod and reel.
Have the main specs you should look for
a rod or a small as length.
For your average Joe, a set of rods
It's fishing expensive?
Like how much am I gonna spend on a fishing rod?
$100 to fucking actually that's a good it. Yo fishing is low-key and investing
What is the amaz grok amaz grok
Hey, Grock, I'm in Tampa, Florida.
What is the best time to go fishing?
Check in the latest Tampa fishing tips.
Hang tight.
Hey, Tampa's prime right now.
March is killer for inshore stuff like snook, redfish,
trout.
Water's warming up fast, so they're super active.
Best time of day?
Dawn or dusk?
Hands down.
Fish eat heavy in low light.
Think sunrise around 6 30 AM or sunset after 6 PM.
Tides matter too.
Hit incoming or outgoing around flats and mangroves,
especially mid morning when stuff starts moving.
Right now, they snoop everywhere.
Hey, I'm in Indian Rocks Beach.
What's the best docks or places nearby
to go catch a fish at?
Checking out spots near Indian Rocks should be solid.
I'm going to catch a fish.
I'm dead ass going to catch a fish.
Hey, Indian Rocks Beach.
Nice spot.
No big public pier right on your sand,
but you're super close to solid ones.
Head north a quick drive.
Reddington Fishing Pier is the winner.
Maybe 10 minutes away.
It's got that classic setup.
Long walkout, bait shop, rod rentals if you need them.
Folks catch snook, mackerel, even tarpon off it.
Still open. No major issues. Oh my god. Okay, bang.
Red rock. Red rock. We gotta go to the red rock.
Hard rock?
It says hard rock. Yeah, yeah. I think she said hard rock.
Let's do that.
Should we bring cash or some case?
It says hard rock.
That's what it says on my map hard rock casino
It's called the Reddington fishing pier Reddington fishing pier
Okay, it's a 14 minute drive. It's not bad at all
Wait, do you have to have a do you have to have my ID on me to go fish chat or no
Confirm. Yes, you need your license, okay.
Oh, yeah, go grab your, wait, like your fishing license or driver's license?
Driver's license, I think.
Try to grab mine too?
Yeah, as a case.
I got my license, don't show my passport here, chat you guys are sure I just need this is
That's all I need is my license.
What's your phone number?
Uh, 20%.
Can I just grab one of my phone phones?
Fishing's illegal.
No, what?
Brother, I'll ask Kroc from right now.
Is fishing legal in Tampa?
Yeah, totally legal.
Just got to follow the rules. In Tampa Bay and around Indian Rocks, you're good to go on public spots like piers, beaches, or bridges.
No special permit needed for saltwater fishing if you're over 16.
But grab a Florida saltwater license online. It's like 20 bucks for a year.
Literally have that.
We already booked that.
Literally have that.
I don't know.
I didn't prepare.
I don't know if we're fully charged.
I'm going to take this one.
Why are you laughing?
Wait, it's going to get chilly?
Huh?
It's going to get chilly.
Well, yeah, but you got to think like when you're on the pier, you're like on the deepest
part of the water.
So like the water, the winds from the water like rises up and it can like make it cold.
Ubers 1-11.
Mods, change title to not ending stream until I catch a fish.
I'm not doing a 24-hour stream.
Well, we're gonna miss it. You're gonna miss a game.
What? The BYU game?
I have a thousand dollars on it.
You could just throw it up on the fucking dock.
You didn't party around the fish?
Is it OK to fish at night?
Yeah, totally.
Night fishing is actually pretty awesome.
Fish like walleye, catfish, and bass
get way more active after dark.
So you might even catch bigger ones.
Just check your local regs.
Thank you.
Oh, wait.
Do you need a special permit to night fish in Tampa?
Checking Tampa fishing rules real quick.
Nath, no special permit just for night fishing in Tampa.
No statewide rule bans it or adds extra paperwork.
Florida's FWC lets you fish any time, day or night, as long as you've got your regular license.
See ya!
See ya!
Want to go for the fish?
Nah, just in case anybody in public just want to make sure I smell good.
Put a couple of sprigs of cologne in.
Miss a spot.
Just a couple, de-loved. Stop putting de-loved.
Make sure you lock it. Make sure you lock it. Make sure it's on the lock.
Wait, is there like a rule you have to have like toes? Or you have to have shoes to fish?
I don't know why you think there's all these rules.
Because the cats make me sit.
Maybe this guy can give us some advice.
Yeah, how's it going, man?
Quick question for you, man.
Can you ever go fishing out here?
No, no, no.
in my mind.
In my mind.
I know.
Can you fix the chat please?
You can't read the chat in full screen.
Brother, why do you have to have full screen?
Then you can't type.
Just a head turn left on 1362.
Oh.
Go to a trading card shop in Tampa.
Is there like anything cool?
What's like the best things to do in Tampa?
Oh, you don't live here?
I live in Fort Myers.
Oh, my grandma used to live in Fort Myers.
She died.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, she got hit by a train.
her headphones for her birthday and I got her like the AirPod Pro Maxes and ones that are like
soundproof and um next morning she went for a walk got hit by a train because she couldn't hear coming
what are you doing out here wait four miles isn't far from here
I'm coming artist.
I do more acapella stuff though.
You wanna hear something?
Yeah, I can play I'm not gonna play but I like I like do it for you like a cappella
So I go like this a little bit like
When I see your face
It's not a thing that I would
I'm from here Nama. I'm here on vacation. I'm here more actually more like a business trip. Um, you know March Madness
Yeah, I play for
Who floor in a place Yukon right the 16th see them
Just out here on business like
Yeah, I'm on the team. I'm like, I'm on red shirt, but I don't play much.
It's not the water.
I'm not lying.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Who came up with that
True I
I did.
You guys did not come up with Ome.
I'm round you.
I'm wonderful dipping around you.
Why am I seeing a tweet on my time, multiple tweets on my timeline talking about me having
Red Arrage?
That's not a real thing.
The rate is not real.
Ah, that's your settle down and your.
Also chat, for those of you who don't know,
we, I added a whole new campaign of like $15,000
for the next month of clipping for like
the whole March Madness Tour.
If anybody wants to clip,
you can make up to like 15 bands
in the clipping discord.
Exclamation mark clipping or clipper or clip. Oh, is that it is that a salivatory?
Wow rest in peace all the fallen soldiers
Oh my gosh, right at the fishing shop.
Oh my god, you know it's going to be so nice.
I'm going to be fishing with the sunset.
Looking at the sunset.
You look like someone that would stink.
I don't.
I see a piece of my granny, she got hit by a bazooka.
Yeah, I think about it every time I hit the hookah.
Kaboom.
Ka-plow.
Kaboom.
I'm not I'm I'm not convincing Jinxie to join me
was that rally I've never heard of a rally before I kind of liked him but it's kind of
calm he's kind of calm here your chain looks like something my grandma would
wear just hate on everything I do huh just hate on everything little a from
the king LA does now this one's wait this one's just so tough
What's your haircut name, Lacey? I want to tell my barber. I'm pretty sure it's a mid-taper fade,
and then I tell him to keep the top boxy, and he doesn't touch the top. Just keeps it curly.
The fuck me up cut no lie my cut does not look bad
Bro it does not look bad
When it's buzzed, it looks good listen all I'm gonna say is I'm gonna keep the
curly hair for a couple months I'm gonna fit I'm gonna get I'm getting better
shape and then summer comes I'm going blonde buzz shirt off that's that's my
plan that's actually my plan I'm not kidding
What do you mean?
I'm not kidding.
Once summer comes, because here's the thing, I'm really about to lock in.
Like, you just said you're about to do the Daily Salad Challenge.
I am. I'm just called the Daily Salad Challenge. I am. I'm not joking.
Why does no one think me serious? Because you quit every challenge for me.
No, I don't. Watch, people are going to be, bro,
gonna be shocked what I look like come three months because I'm mixing very
healthy diet redda and the gym mixing those three come July 1st with a blonde
buzz cut people are gonna look at me and be like holy shit like I want to look
like him
Much today tomorrow
Yeah, well, I there's no Jim's apartment
I have no membership here
Yeah, you're right. Actually, I might go for a little run tonight
Yeah
Actually, I might go on stream for a little run
Yeah, I'm prove this out. I'm locked in. I'm gonna go for a run tonight. I'm gonna go for a mile run
Yeah
Me.
You should do the daily model challenge.
Are you guys gonna, I'm kidding.
I'm going to go for a run tonight.
Jinx, he said pull up.
No, he did it.
Did Jinx, he said pull up.
Tell him to text me.
I
Actually really want to start running every day, and I'm gonna start with a mile. How long will take me around a mile probably like five six minutes
Yeah, we can my mild you know my mild time in high school was no it's nine
Jinx he did no he did not
Is this the shop right here?
It's the big shop.
It's the big shop close.
It's all good. We can figure it out.
Yeah, this is good right here. Thank you.
Alright. Hey, nice to meet you man.
You too.
Alright, we're at the beach shop.
It smells like a pizza shop.
It smells like pizza.
Excuse me.
Is this where I buy fishing rods?
I was supposed to go to the bait shop.
Is that where it took me?
Not here?
It could be on a trial site.
Well, why did it take me here if I went to the bait shop?
Shit, I put it on God, I did not route myself to a previous shop.
Oh, bait and tackle, right there!
Bait shop!
I think we're going to run down over here.
Whoa.
Up?
I think we're going to run down.
No, look, the sign over here, bait shot.
Bait shot.
We're going to knock.
Where's the door go?
Oh, some sound piece out of a big shop anymore.
Well, out of business, huh?
Okay, maybe I'll go ask a local.
Hold on, get me out.
We get pepperoni from the pizza place and use that as bait.
You know what, let's park to my mile time right now.
You know, it's 10 cents.
And guess what?
I'm not even tired at all.
This has to be a script.
How would I script a bait shop to be closed?
And now, how do I end up in a piece of shop?
You mean that salad's there?
Get my daily salad in?
Oh, dude, what's up? Hold on.
Another closed down place? Holy shit, what the fuck is going on in Tarpon Springs? Everything's closed here.
Jinxy, I thought you said this was the place.
Oh, hold on.
The towel. The barbine?
Hey, you're on film right now. Excuse me, did you know where I could get a fishing rod?
I own a fishing store where you from? I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania, 150%
I own right down here, and I'm really messing with it, but you know what I got a video of a drum that was you know the drum fishes
drums
This this big okay drum this big you can catch it offshore
this bait shop and the it says close listen to her listen to her you want to
write a fishing rod yeah okay go down to John's past
and look for Hubbard's marina
John's past and they will write you fishing rods and they update you on how to find the right place
Hubbard's marina 12 minutes away
where's your phone right here between
Madera Beach and um Treasure Island thank you so much
in 10 minutes because it's just golf Boulevard when you pull in this guy take me
him so fishing poles
i got like i got like three out they've run them at john's pass and it's very
reasonable thank you so much thank you
Nice to meet you guys!
All right.
Is this free for riding?
Free for riding?
Oh!
Oh wait!
She was taking a dual bike?
We could've had to buy it!
Holy shit, wait.
How are you gonna hold the camera though?
What do you mean?
It's a two-seater.
Yeah, but...
Okay, fuck it, let's take it.
They don't have a two-seater?
They got to.
There's no way.
Is it a far drive though?
Well, they have to have a two-seater, but...
Oh my god, right here.
Not that.
Okay.
Knock knock.
How you doing, sir?
Yeah, I'm all right.
Welcome to the meet you.
Little LA.
I come all the way from LA.
They call me the king out there.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
How much would it be to rent a two-seater bike?
I'm trying to take it to Hubbard's Maria.
Oh, well, that's just an hour or something like that.
Or hour and hour.
Right, right.
Like four hours.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
All right, like four hours maybe?
You're looking for a write-up?
Yeah.
We've closed at six, so...
At six?
6.30, you guys are closed?
Yeah, I'm just trying to...
How would it work if I wanted to rent it
and bring it back tomorrow, maybe?
Yeah, maybe.
How much did that cost for a day?
We do like a half-day rate,
you bring it back by noon?
Yeah.
You guys don't happen to rent fishing rods here, do you?
Normally I've got them at home, but I do at a normal circumstance.
So you have a tandem for like a four-hour box, 30 bucks.
Yeah, so I'm a famous live streamer named Mr. Least, so we have like 120,000 people watch
right now, so they might be trying to figure out where I'm at.
Yeah, let's do it, let's rent a bike, let's rent a tandem bike.
You want to check it out real quick?
Yeah, let me check it out.
make sure it works out first. Of course. I've got a couple of different ones. Okay.
This little trek is kind of a beach cruising style here. Or I've got the
Cannondale which is a little supportier, a little bit special. At least on the knees,
like the most easiest to pedal.
Well probably the Cannondale has got a little bit lower, easier pedal gears.
This only has seven speeds. This one here has 21 speeds
Or a bridge or something of that nature
Yeah, let's see let's see this bike right here this one right here is blue
How long do you think it'll take me to ride this bike for a 12 minute drive?
12 minutes.
Love that.
No, it's the where he goes.
Oh, shit.
I'm about a little bit, yeah.
I feel good for a second.
Yeah, you can get a couple inches down.
Yeah, a couple inches down, okay.
There you go.
John's pass is far from here?
Oh, four miles, that's it.
Yeah, it's not far at all.
Nice, sure. Break the bike.
Uh, yeah, John, yeah, let's do it.
It's about a 20-minute bike ride, so I'm at it all.
Yeah, we're not gonna crash.
Four miles? That's easy.
on a bike it's gonna be hard it's gonna be uphill
we got it
my crash you never know
last people going out they crash
we're gonna drive it
so uh so if if it was an option
ooh they have the candy
oh my gosh they have candy bracelets
I'm gonna buy this too sir because I thought it was a candy brace that I
I went to take a bite and I broke a piece.
That one tastes awful.
You have candy bracelets or?
They will in that candy kitchen there next door.
OK.
All right, let's do it.
And even if you guys aren't here,
let's say like three hours from now,
are we able to just bring it back and park it right there?
I don't mind.
I don't have a great place to lock this up out here.
I will give you a lock to use.
I'd rather you kept it and brought it back in the morning
if you know what I mean.
We'll do that.
All right.
So, we're going to run a live stream here.
Oh.
Okay.
It looks good.
Is it actually?
Yes, bro.
Oh
Good
Why is it so small
Wait, I'm dark blue maybe just down here same size
Yeah, it's a little small, but it does the trick.
What do you think? This hat? Or this hat?
Definitely the gray.
I think we're just going to go with the gray.
I like this one. It's a nice fit.
This is the other one I was thinking about.
This is kind of a warning for a little too big.
Too big.
Too big.
It's a little too big.
Ooh.
That's it.
What?
It's called a marriage now.
It's not salad.
I don't want it.
Sure.
It's not salad. I don't want it.
Sure.
All right.
Wait, you're saying that one's better? Let me see that one, I'll make sure.
Okay.
Okay.
That's all right.
Sure.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right, I'll do this one. Are you on the board?
I do this one of you alone.
I think I look better than that one.
Let's use the one hat.
No, I'm sort of out of here.
We're just going to do this hat.
So we're hate on you.
What'd they say on the phone there?
They don't rent you a bicycle.
Why would they say that?
Come and sell you.
Come and sell you.
Well, for the rental, I'll need to see something
of the ID or a card.
Check your TikTok.
Single TikTok's been posted.
He's having my new favorite Shopify post.
How about this one, Jack?
It's worth the wait, I promise you, it's worth the wait.
What's your name?
Excuse me.
Thank you.
This is spring calls, yeah.
They're just spring calls.
I didn't have any bikes. Sorry about that.
All right.
All right, so that works for that.
That's it?
That, for that part, yeah.
Phone number?
Phone number? Okay.
Phone number is going to be 814.
Oh, true.
I'm going to turn this in here as a take just for the proposal because is that about that?
So this color is claiming that he said you're going to ruin this bicycle was in the other
room.
No, I did not say that.
Did not say that.
Should I be worried about this cat?
I don't know.
He's got a camera in my face at the moment.
Okay.
Hey Drew, better.
All right.
Drew needs a raise.
All right, but there's no problem.
Nothing's going to happen to the bottom.
And if it does, I promise I'll pay for it.
Well, it seems like I might be able to know where to find you, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, you could for sure.
Right here, live.
It's going to be live.
Oh, there's another one, huh?
So, OK.
So, bicycle, you can bring back my name.
How long do you really need this thing?
Are you just riding to John's Passing back?
Just trying to John's Passing back.
But I'll get a fish a little bit out there.
Yeah.
OK.
That's a good spot.
Oh, that's a little bit more.
Red bike surf.
It's a grown man by the way on the phone, I hear his voice, it's a grown man.
Something wrong.
So now somebody else has got your back, you didn't say that, and also to be nicer to
you.
Hey, thank you to you on the phone man, I appreciate you on the phone.
You might be getting a raise, I don't know.
No, he's not getting a raise, trust me that he's not getting a raise.
All right. Well, thanks for the call.
You guys are the ones, man. You guys are the ones, Chad.
So do you think this happened? Yes.
All right. This is the one? Just one?
Brand like a term.
Excuse me?
Oh, okay. We'll all let him know.
They found ya.
They found me?
Yeah, you look good in your latest TikTok.
Oh, thank you. I think I've been there.
You want to see it?
Sure.
This area. All the ladies love it.
Anything like that.
Pretty good, right?
Not bad, not bad, right?
Yeah, the ladies love it.
ladies musician or just I just do thirst traps on tiktok I live singing the
camera and girls girls called my nicknames P. Pandy dropper they call me
Oh, yeah. Not a bad man.
Oh.
Nice color.
Stories around.
Love the chat.
What's he saying?
I wonder what he's saying.
What's that fat to me?
Oh!
I think you're bluffing.
See? Yeah.
Extra air in the tires.
air into tires are you serious or are you Jack come on we'll pump him right up
Yeah, okay.
All right, thanks.
You must have a bunch of people all in this thing, huh?
Oh, yeah.
This is you.
All right.
All right.
Mr. Whatever my colleague?
Lacey.
Yep, Lacey.
That's it.
Yeah.
Or PD.
PD.
PD.
Maybe dropper.
I guess like you.
You wanna take this one?
Thanks. Alright he's gonna run it in the water. They're worried about this bike. I'm not running the bike into the water. I'm not driving the bike into the water.
I guess I need to follow your tiktok. See what kind of shenanigans are out there.
All right, so I guess I'm going to make this legit.
I want to let that be a print sign of being there.
You want to help out?
No, I don't need help.
I'm OK.
18, yes or no?
Yes.
Red by Conserve.
Next caller.
We hear her up.
Red by Conserve.
OK, I don't want to be mean to the guy.
I just met him.
And he's pissed off.
What'd he say?
What was he doing?
Thank you.
He's had some sprouts.
All right.
OK.
All right, I'll just put my name in here.
Listen, if for some reason you need it,
if you do for some reason bring back a bribe,
I'd rather you kept it locked up somewhere safe over night.
Lock it up to this rack out here.
OK.
With that.
Got it.
It has to work out that way.
All right.
OK.
If I can search out.
All right.
What's that?
What did you say?
Is there a man in front of me?
There's a pretty man in front of me.
What are you asking?
What's up my editor anybody know what prank calls prank call what's a prank all
he's got a whole bunch of people following on a stream right now oh you're
alive by the way
let's make sure this bike's gonna work for you I'll charge you some money I
I guess. Let's get it.
One.
Uh, card.
Got it. No, thank you.
You're getting stuck too, man.
You don't get any piece of gear, you don't get any piece of gear, you don't get any
camera on, and it's pandemonium, right?
It is, yeah.
Alright, well, not much to know here guys, 7 speeds on the shifter there, oh you got
a battery there.
Let me grab you a lock.
Alright, thank you.
I didn't do it.
All right, thank you. I did do it.
Did I drop the tip in the, in the tip jar?
So that's not a whole big camera?
So, phone.
Well, can I get the portable one from my phone that, uh, my phone's at 25.
Oh, yeah.
Of course, yes, you can.
I was literally driving by and I looked over and I thought I'd seen you and then I turned
around and I looked on your twitch and I was in Venice.
That'll go fishing.
Oh, are you guys going down to John's Passes?
Yeah.
You guys need a ride.
Let me know.
I do.
We've just got a ride right here.
We're both going on the tent in the bike.
Well, I hope that goes well for you guys.
Nice to meet you.
I'll let you know.
All right, your fault. You've looked the wrong flight.
It's not true too much. You must be hard on Drew today,
because everybody's handing you.
Make a move through
Is this a good time to get fish, you know you're gonna catch you're gonna catch something there for sure
You have any life shrimp, no, I got I don't even have a rod
The chance get it after like a minute
I
Know yeah, well, I won't show it. I'll mute it
Got it
Why are y'all drooling over me, bro?
Wait, is it even on this trip?
No.
Someone might not be on the same thing.
I was Timmy Toughknuckles.
Timmy Toughknuckles.
Yeah, I think so.
Here you go.
Wait, so all these tandem bikes does he have to steer too?
I got a feeling he's going to make you do all the pedaling too.
Yo, you have to fucking pedal too.
Nope, whoever is in the front steers, the only thing you've got to communicate about
is if one person is trying to pedal and the other one is not, that doesn't really
work, right?
Okay.
So you've got to be...
Just put it in the back, please.
Put it in the back, please.
Put it in the back, please.
My camera's in the back, please.
Fresh the camera's broken.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
No.
All right, well, how does this work?
How do we get started?
Is it like the, is it like a moped?
You have to get started, bro.
Is it like your moped, you get on first
and then I hop on after?
I don't think so at first.
I think about me as I'm actually good at bike riding.
I'm actually like talented at bike riding.
All right, why is the chat not on here?
Ready?
How am I gonna get the dirt you're gonna have to do directions to?
What do you mean? How do you expect me to get directions?
Well, I'm putting Chad on the screen where I'm attempting to
This is kind of dangerous
Is it go down more does the seat go down at all anymore though?
Yeah
All right. Well, you wanna try the other one? No, I can make it work
I don't want to get directions long, right?
So, uh, John's pass, you can't get lost.
What do you want, Mike's, Lacey?
Straight south, and you'll get there.
What I would do though, is I would probably push it across the crosswalk right here,
and that way you're headed in the right direction,
picking it up just so you can see the lane.
Yeah.
So I don't have that, just right on the side.
Got it.
No, it's a little more.
Yeah, all right.
Wait, Lacey, do you want Mike's cheer or something?
We'll be good.
I will, Mike.
Try to run the block if you want before you're committed to it.
Oh, we're going right into it, sir.
Thank you.
All right, wait, you actually have to steer,
because I have one hand.
Bro, this is so scary.
Are you ready?
No.
All right.
Wait, chat, chat.
I'm going to use my second hand just to get started.
Bro!
Oh my God.
Why is it so easy to pedal?
So it's really hard.
Lazy man.
Wait, I can't go up here.
I think we're in the wrong gear.
I think we're in the wrong gear.
Bro, you're steering it away from me.
I'm not even steering.
I gotta do this for 20 minutes.
wait this isn't even that bad
oh my god what no change the gear it's too easy to pedal no I don't make it
harder to pedal.
I never got asked about it.
Yo, it's hard to steer!
W exercise, they say.
We get to smash that car, it's actually tricky.
Can you pedal?
I am!
But we're lucky moving.
We're not.
Yes we are, we're probably going what?
30 miles an hour?
There's no thermometer on this thing, tell me.
My leg's hurt, can we take a break?
Wait, we have to do this for four miles?
Yes!
Bro, we're gonna be here all day.
That's what I'm saying.
Your wife is chasing gear, it's so hard to pedal.
Wow.
No hands! Oh my god! I'm doing no hands.
Wait, Archie? Nobody feels super unsafe with no hands.
I can't pedal. It's not letting me pedal.
I see you getting caught!
Get out!
There's no way we can do this for four miles!
I'm fucking exhausted!
Bro, can we take a snack break?
I don't know where you're back at, or where...
How far are we?
No, by the way, my pants are stuck in the car!
My pants are stuck in the car!
Do I have mirrors?
No!
Bro, we're eating a hay!
I know!
How far do I have to go?
You said four miles.
That thing kind of looks like you.
What? I'm a wall.
What does that mean?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Me too.
You don't got a watch?
I'm gonna shout
Are they wet fishing yet? No, we don't even have fucking fishing gear
How are we gonna ride this bike with fishing gear?
Careful, I'm sorry. I can't stop it
Do pull up your pants. What all your pants is why we keep
You didn't pull up your pants, bro
Fucking blue fast flight!
How you doing, man?
Careful.
Oh, man.
Uh-oh, fucking traffic.
Pop it right, pop it right.
Short cut right through here.
How you doing?
Hi, good.
Why do they look scared?
We're moving bro this guy bro we gotta be like what two minutes away by now it
probably did like three and a half miles yes I'm literally pedaling
Oh my god, the seal's on his head, bro.
Bro, can you pedal?
No.
What's the weight on that bike?
I don't know.
It gets chest.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Chad, this is our mobility for the next week.
Oh, look at those condos.
These ones?
How far are we?
I'm coming!
I'm coming, Jamesy!
Dad, I'm going to Jamesy's house!
I'm coming, Jamesy!
I don't think we're supposed to get in the middle of the road.
I'm gonna fight late.
Jamesy!
Jamesy!
What's that?
What's that?
Should we see how fast we can go?
Should we see how fast we can go?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm putting in fucking work.
Alright, so we get fast and now we take a little bit of a make-up.
Oh yeah.
I'm coming, Jamesy!
I'm coming, Jamesy!
I'm on the way!
Me and Jinx you're doing a 24 hour street!
Frog pond restaurant.
What?
Not in my-
Oh my- my way!
Bro there's gotta be a fishing shop somewhere like over here.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, we should be taking the bike to the beach.
Camera drop?
What?
No, right child's back there.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Yeah, how far am I from Jinxi's house?
Oh, careful, careful.
What?
Sprinklers.
Huh?
Oh careful careful. Sprinklers.
Stop! We have extensive equipment.
Bro! Get this dead ass, get it head!
We couldn't just call it Uber, it would have been cheaper.
I know!
Bro, you don't have a map up how do you know where we're going you're not even driving
Why?
It seems really hard to steer, you know?
Where's the easy one?
What's the chat saying?
Chat, y'all want to like this or do you want a triple jerk switch?
They said, um, uh, take the camera and kick your off the bike.
All right.
Good, it's good.
This, like this.
It's good.
This, this.
Obviously, it's a good one.
It's good. It's good. This. Like this.
It's good. This. This.
Obviously there's some people saying swap.
But like, I'm seeing a majority of this.
I'm coming, Jamesy!
What?
What am I asking?
To the beach?
Shit.
Is this is some one mile for the day
What
I don't know they're right on the water
I actually wonder how far out we are.
Bro, should we just take a break?
Should we go stop and get stuff?
Yeah, check.
Speed limit 35, slow it down.
Wow, life.
Move your arm bro. What do you move out of the bike should have fall over that? No, it's not. The camera's in it.
Hi Bandos. How far are we? We're still 15 minutes away.
All right, but we just biked for what 10?
Bro, that wasn't even that bad. Let's be real.
Bro, that was a lot of bad.
I'm not even breathing a half year or nothing.
Can we get the camera?
Where's my phone?
Oh wait, I'm filming over here.
I'm coming, Jinxie.
I'm coming, Jinxie. I'm coming to you.
Lacey Drew's not even pedaling.
I'm God, I'm pedaling. I promise you I'm pedaling. You will be able to tell.
No. The beach is just off the main road?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Can you check?
Nothing beat, I don't remember it.
It's uh, here.
Right here.
You can't see?
I'm pretty sure it's, it's lagging.
Let's keep walking. Let's keep walking.
Look at their backyard.
I thought it was taken to the back back.
It is, but that spot was a dead spot. Right now it's flying. Oh wait, no it's not.
Why do I feel like there's going to be a house here when walking on the land?
We are.
It's F?
No, it's not right now. No it's not. It keeps coming in and out.
If we keep standing here, I thought I was gonna go to the back of it.
Yes.
But it keeps cutting in and out.
You're on private property.
Now Chad, you guys just think you know everything.
How much passport in my pocket draws the camera in his hand?
Dude, could you imagine there's a living in this is your backyard
and you just have a gate to the beach.
I think people literally just go in their backyard
and see this every day.
That's my beach dude.
No it's not.
You know one thing I didn't notice about this place though?
I haven't seen any like fast food restaurants maybe they're fat public here
I haven't seen McDonald's hasn't happened to a Taco Bell haven't seen a Wendy's
All right, so
What
Are you ready
Chad, are you all ready to finish the ride?
This is for sale?
There you go, most of the crannies.
The lots for sale?
Imagine I buy the lot, start building a house here, like three years it's done and then
Can I just come live here?
Build some super, super modern shape.
Basketball court in the back.
How much do I think it would cost to buy this lot?
Two mills at least.
For the lot?
And then one or two mills to build the house?
Maybe three mills to build the house?
What's up, man?
Hey, it's the sky spot.
Is this a perch?
No.
Hey, yeah.
Are you ready?
No.
Hey, yeah.
Oh, my fucking ass.
I'm on mute.
It's so hard to do anything.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Go, go, go.
Holy shit.
I live in this house, dude.
This is crazy.
Wait in on that sunshine boy, you know I need that back.
I like that.
I like that.
Change of gear.
It feels pretty easy.
Oh my goodness.
It's stuck.
How many is there? Four?
They're not close to each other.
Wow, I've already seen the next slide.
They're not close to each other.
I'm not gonna lie, this fucking fish shit is really annoying.
Oh, tuck your hands into your sock.
Get his treat! Get his treat and put it away!
Yes!
They're saying no when I act when I am, but we'll bring them off and drop them off.
Wait, I don't even see the light!
Yeah, bro, I don't see shit.
Or we're gonna be fishing in the pitch black!
We're going to have fishing gear.
Dude, we have to pedal this all the way back to house.
The thing that starts like a Uber Black?
Yeah, absolutely.
In the dark too or cooked?
I think I'm in a situation.
What does that mean?
I think she has a car.
Bro, does she have a big car?
I think she has an SUV.
Right, like a house, like that.
Bro, I think it's fitting.
You put the back seat down, it's good.
This plushie is really big.
Chad, is it fitting?
Is it fitting?
I don't know.
No.
The shed isn't no shade!
No, Lace, careful.
Why is it bouncing?
Why is it bouncing?
Lace!
Oh, that'll just fell off.
I'm gonna go for a mile right in front.
four miles are a bike equals like two miles right that's fast oh four miles equals four miles
I'm hit!
This guy's got a ball on him.
Can you just keep pedaling?
I'm tired!
Bro, get better adrenaline.
Adrenalin makes sense.
What do you mean?
Okay.
We're at the second light.
What's that?
What?
Oh, sunglass coat, smuggler coat.
Oh my God!
I used to come here with my grandma and grandpa in golf,
when we would visit them at Fort Myers.
I would go to that exact main golf course in golf.
And then they stopped coming here once my grandpa died.
Dude, I've literally been there so many times!
There's an ice cream spot really close by. It's like the best ice cream ever.
They're famously known for their ice cream.
Anybody in the chat know what ice cream place I'm talking about?
Right there.
I can call my mom and ask.
Is anybody in the chat saying ice cream spots?
I'm saying Rip Grandpa.
Gary Queen.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Finally the second light.
It's like very each day.
Wait, wait, this is two lights.
Twist it something, you're saying?
Sorry about that!
It's hard for me to slow down on this light.
Twisted cone
Is it called Twisted cone?
It's not called Twisted cone dude
Imagine how many flights they had to get through to get to where they're at
Handles
What?
They say it's called handles
That's L.A. dude
They have the best shimmer eyes
Come on, come on, you gotta be trolling.
Someone said the forest is a funny cow.
What is a funny cow?
That's not a real thing.
You guys gotta be trolling.
Twisty treats.
Yo, it's not Rita's.
Rita's would hit though.
Where's the microphone, Joe Joe?
It's really thin now.
What a cool ball out there.
I'm gonna show you.
Are you going to get a forego or no?
Yeah, I'm gonna play with you at your house in your PA.
Are you playing with me?
Yeah, I play with you, remember?
You don't remember that?
I play with your family.
Oh, it's not. I literally locked it in the second year.
How long is the beach? The beach is literally this whole thing.
We're saying it's called Matterhead.
It's not quite...
What is a Matterhead, dude?
Wait, this place is active! They just have all old people though!
He's gotta be f*****g active!
Asshole!
How you doing?
Mike Lane, Mike Lane, Mike Lane, I'm coming, Cheeksie!
What did we do?
No, what did we do? That's UREPA.
You wanna know if I'm talking about UREPA?
What?
Lightstream originated in UREPA.
Really?
Yeah.
Get out of the way!
Oh my god, that scared me.
Oh, shit.
Is this an old car?
I don't like the wreck.
It's not like weed.
Is weed legal here?
No.
How do you get it?
It's illegal in Florida.
You can smoke Delta 8.
Oh, that's Texas.
I've been forced to do that.
It's not, it's not.
Anyone else just throw it right in the chat and my throat is bad dry.
Holy shit, that's great.
Alright bro, this is a fourth leg.
Looking good man, looking good.
This is a fourth leg, you gotta be close, right?
Why don't we get a lesser leg like that later?
I don't know.
Oblimentary nature.
Okay, we're going from this guy to the mic in the back.
Ah, he's like in there.
Okay, look for the shop.
What's he called?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Wait, I thought we were going to a dock, not a shop.
Can you stop and check the GPS?
Okay.
Just remember the aim of the place we're going.
Let's go about John something.
Um, keep going straight.
I guess that person has the GPS.
John's pass.
Something said John's pass.
I'm in the process.
Whoa, hopefully, please stop.
I've been doing a lot of work today.
I need to break it.
Hey, Chad, what's a BYU score?
It's really hurting my leg.
See?
You're pedaling like a little sissy boy.
No, you are.
You keep letting go.
I'm pedaling hard.
Look.
You didn't drop a dash bar!
Look, I'm tired!
I don't need to go around and follow it!
Yo, we're not alive! You lies in the chatter of no help!
We're saying we passed.
What?
Stop one person that we passed.
Are you pulling over?
Just turn right, you're saying.
Turn right later.
I don't know.
Pasty. You passed it.
There's no way.
I'm pedaling. Oh my god, I almost just lost my shoe.
Why are we on the sidewalk?
I'm gonna have my ass.
I actually feel like a big dick just left my ass.
Did you grab my phone real quick?
Well, we're still not there.
Okay, we're close now.
Four minutes away.
I'm gonna call my mom.
Call mom!
It said call failed.
I heard a phone instead.
What's going on in there?
Check it out.
It says weddings.
Hello mother, I'm on stream.
I figured out what you wanted to know.
What is the name of the ice cream place that we always went to with grandma and grandpa?
Oh, in the fliers.
We just, I'm in Tampa right now and I just passed the Smugglers Cove Golf Mini-Put-Put course.
Oh, did he have one in Tampa?
One
The love boat, okay, let me see how far it is for me
Let me see if it's bike this is
How far is that how far is that on a bike?
Yeah
You'll be penniless for a while, honey.
Look at this guy, he's got all the shit in him.
I think you need to find something and you go to public.
No.
The love boat's gone.
No.
No.
That's all right.
I was looking for the love boat.
Oh, yeah.
The love boat's there.
It's just going to do that to our city.
So our love boat was self-reviewed.
So then we're going to find it.
There's also something else I need to tell you, mom.
What?
You're gonna have a grandson.
That's not even funny.
Nick?
Yeah?
Nicholas.
I'm joking!
I'm like ready to throw up.
You realize I'm 23, right? I'm old enough to have kids.
Yeah, but you'd be stupid if you did.
Because your life would not be what it is right now.
If you're not sending the kid home with Abel and Milo, so you think twice.
Okay.
And you pull out really fast, right?
No, I went to the very last second.
Oh my god, you're such an ass.
Alright mom, love you!
I love you honey.
Bye.
Bye.
Wait, should we check out the wedding?
I don't think it's a wedding, I think it's a man.
No, it's his wedding.
Yeah, that's a whole different place.
That's a lot.
W, last minute clutch.
Yeah, y'all know the vibes, bro.
Last minute clutch, sometimes you let it fly.
All right.
It's like syrup.
Here we go.
Ew, don't fart.
No.
Wait, is it kicking up?
I don't know.
Ready?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Ready?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yo.
Yo, look this way.
We almost just went flying off the coast.
Oh why aren't you trying to swing?
Because it's hard.
Fuck, there's a car in the way.
We don't even get on the road.
I swear. It's broken, I swear.
What's that noise?
I'll tell you, it's broken
Whoa!
Free ice cream! Free ice cream! Only $5!
There's some chalk!
Whoa!
I can't see the map behind me.
We have to make sure it's somewhere.
Where?
I don't know the main road.
Why don't we go down the sidewalk first?
What?
We have to cross.
Fucking go.
You fucking go, there's cars coming down.
What if we just run across?
What if we put the bike where?
With the bike.
We're going to tip off in five minutes.
Are we on you?
I think so.
Yeah, sorry, Chad. We're not going to fucking make it in.
The time we bike back again will be over.
What are you breaking for?
It's going on my...
Dude, let's show him your head.
Come here, come here, come here.
Dude.
Dude, don't...
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
He's coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I
Think we just died
Who the chat? No, I was trying to run and I clicked in on the on the
Action button on my phone
Okay, no, you're awake. What's up? How you doing? You know you know record right a fishing rod?
Okay, we're dead. How you ladies doing pretty good kick-a-play
Where?
Where?
Fuck!
Where we put the bike on and off for?
I have feeling everyone here knows you.
Why?
I don't know.
Holy shit, you seen what I'm seeing?
At the very end of the road?
Yeah.
Last little cheat meal?
No, last time before the Lacey Locking.
I don't know what place this is beautiful
Surf style maybe
Oh my god
There we go it
The cold walk
What are you doing?
I'm Jaywalking, I'm a bad boy.
I do that. I'm looking at it.
Here, can I take these?
Alright, we're at the boardwalk.
Holy shit, this guy is crazy.
Impreciation.
That'd be awesome.
We are officially at the boardwalk.
They are saying toad us on a camera behind us.
Toad is behind you.
Ow! Dude!
Ow, from my leg.
I forgot to code your bike lock.
Excuse me sir, I have an idea where I can run to fish and run.
Yeah, Puppers. Puppers.
All the way down. The last building on the left of the car.
Thank you so much.
You forgot to code.
Maybe it's already set.
Try to open it. Don't show it, but try to open it.
Okay, so I'm going to be completely honest with Jack.
I've never locked the bike before in my life. I'm already set.
All right, remember the code. I got it. Okay
Yeah, no one can take it look it's stuck on
Yeah
uh fuck gdx mom
you want to take it off from the curb? yeah
i want one too bro
i want the last repeat
better go bro
nice to meet you bro i'm a good one
me too, i got one for you
yeah for sure
hot dog please
what's up god, how you doing man?
what you doing?
what's up bro
I'm gonna grab the camera
We're the spring break or something why so many people
This spring for you.
You got three ice creams.
Yes, I got you.
Put it on top.
Oh, God, I got you.
That's like a picture with you?
Yeah, of course.
Why are you even...
Do you want me to switch the camera or stay on the phone?
You can't believe it.
After we're good.
Wait, what ice cream store is it?
It's like the run on the quarter over there.
Okay, I'll leave you guys with it.
Okay, man.
I'll come there after I finish it.
Appreciate you, bro.
I just bought sand fleas.
Go fish.
Sand fleas?
I gotta go fish all the time.
Wait, you have you fish?
You sand fleas?
Yeah.
Did I fish with them?
Yeah.
Never heard about that.
I see them right now.
See them there?
Peppies.
Switch right now.
Switch right now.
Hooters!
Hooters!
What do you want to switch right now?
There's Hooters, dude.
Locked the bike ID.
Wait, is that your golf cart?
Yeah.
Wait, you gotta ask how much these people paid for it.
Yeah, this one's better than mine.
I gotta ask them.
Excuse me, is this your golf cart?
No, it's the only golf cart I have.
I got, how much was it?
Cause I got the same thing back at home
and I wanna see if I got scammed.
Yeah, I'm trying to be a YouTuber, I'm aspiring.
30,000 I got a good deal. Oh, okay. Thank you
All right, I'm looking for Hubbard's oh right here
Hubbard's family dockside dining fishermen
Hubbard's Marina
Yeah for sure man
Yeah
Nice to meet you good
Nice to meet you guys
Where are you going?
Yeah come on.
It's all like cow shit.
You know, I love these Swiss, Swiss, Swiss.
What are you doing out here, bro?
Ah, I'm just fishing.
Fish.
Fish from New York.
Oh, come on.
There you go.
Yeah, look.
I'm right here.
Come on, come on.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
true balls
it's not saying true balls
oh my god they saw your balls
oh hey Jim I want to do it all
I want free balls
they saw your balls
true balls
I guess
what's that? you're not giving me a pocket ticket are you?
unfortunately I can't even get a parcel
how much do you have to pay? $10
really? oh boy
I'm just kidding
I know you
Yeah, that's what they say everybody's got to start somewhere you know this is the place where I read fishing roads
Thank you
What am I from?
LA.
You're from LA?
Well, I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania, a very dangerous spot.
You're just hanging out from the phone in the spring, right?
Yeah, I'm here for Mark's madness.
I play for Yukon.
You're a fucking streamer.
I don't play for Yukon.
What kind of shit do you want to look for while you're here?
Anything honestly.
It's my first time in Tampa.
I'm just looking for good time.
Good time.
Where are we at?
We're in St. Pete.
Little St. James Island.
We're in Little St. James.
Yep, no.
Is this in Tampa?
No.
Here, I'll help you find Tampa.
Let's go.
On here?
Here.
How much do you need to get the other eyebrow shaved though?
First, before we go on.
Before we go on, how much do you need to get the other eyebrow shaved?
The whole thing!
No, another line to match, but...
Come on.
You have a razor?
I got one at home.
I'm going to burn my eyebrow off!
This is where I rent fishing rods?
Oh, maybe this is where I rent fishing rods.
It doesn't look like it.
Oh no.
The other door?
Nice to meet you, Rob.
Excuse me, where do I run a fishing rod?
I was told to come to Hubbard to run a fishing rod.
You can go downstairs to the marina that's we thank you so much
And here
Okay, let's do it
Thank you.
Of course, I can look you.
Yeah.
Okay, wait.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Whoa, whoa.
You guys are so funny.
I'll do it.
Oh, my God.
This is where I rent the fishing rod.
You guys are so boring. Oh my god. This is where I rent the fishing rod
How you doing ma'am? I heard this is the place to rent a fishing rod. Yeah, we rent rods. They're $30 for 24 hours
What about for for like two hours or is the same price? It's the same. Let's do it. It comes fully loaded and lined up
Okay, and what about what's the best bait to get for
Live shrimp, but I can eat those two or not
No, okay
We'll do that official
Let's do it
They're saying to get sand fleas
I never heard this flavor
That's for me thirsty after pedal in that bike for a few minutes
Also do this drink please
They're saying something about sand fleas as well is that yeah, so they're in
What the shrinks better
Wow, you guys hand make these?
Yeah, they're making them out of a receipt paper that people don't want.
We have a little person that does it for us.
How much are these per, uh, $7?
Some.
You don't need them for a couple hours?
Yeah, probably like an hour or two.
I plan to catch a fish and get out of here looking for dinner tonight, so.
The dollars, even with the shrimp.
Thank you so much.
You got the drinks in the airhead too?
You got the airhead?
You got the airhead.
There it is.
Yeah, they can be annoying.
Yeah, they can be annoying.
Don't call back their friends.
Okay, and then you're going to grab a bucket from up top there, yeah, I'll let you know
I've never fished before.
Yeah. We're gonna take it out to the dock.
So grab one of those buckets from up top of the bay before we get in.
Yep, got it.
Hold my hand here.
All right, you guys gotta go.
I'm sorry, but I'm not doing this.
I can't control it, ma'am. I'm sorry.
Take that up to the dock.
Thank you.
Watch out everybody.
Fishing pole coming through.
Check both angles.
Left, right, left, right.
No one in here.
Chase.
Yo, Link.
You're Chase?
No.
What's up, bro?
How's it going, man?
That's great.
Chase?
What's up, guys?
How you doing?
Take a picture with you, of course.
What's up? What's up?
Holy fishing rod!
Nice to meet you, man.
What's up, man?
Thank you, brother. Thank you. Of course.
I'm going for it, hopefully.
Okay, hold on. Sorry.
No problem.
Alright, please.
What's up today, doing?
Of course. Nice to meet you guys.
Chase! Chase! Chase!
You chase? No, I'm not Chase.
Chase, nice to meet you brother. I was told you're the man.
Do you guys have shrimp? I think so.
I got you.
Oh wow, fish right off the boats, huh?
Well, I want to see how he does it.
There was a kid here.
I see how you do it.
You got anything to do with it?
Come, Jude, come on.
Wait, so there's just live shrimp in there?
Yeah.
Oh!
Right?
I saw it.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's my arm.
Is there anything?
No, no, no.
You're right, Bill.
Yeah, they don't bite you or anything.
They will?
No, they won't.
All right, you all set?
Thank you.
Where do I fish at?
Um, I would go.
That's my first time.
Go out here on the jetty.
Go out here on the jetty.
Where do I get?
How do I get there?
Right out here.
Just walk around here.
Okay.
All right, thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Thank you
What's up guys
Okay, thank you so much and underneath the bridge you said but I have to touch these fish
make a left. No, no, no. Under the bridge.
Public golf. For all of us. Every day.
All right.
Scream that in the middle of public is insane.
Oh my god.
How did we get there?
Walked off, didn't we?
Wait, wait, excuse me!
Where did that fucking stick?
Um, on the other side.
You got a phone here?
What about, this guy told me to go right here.
Is that a good spot right here?
No, not really.
What about over there? Anywhere over there?
I mean, where'd you got on?
I got sandals on.
No, you got sandals.
It's on your line. Oh, I got ush and shrimp.
I've never put I've never put anything on a line before.
So if I if I sneak right down here, is that a decent spot to fish?
Maybe get a look at it.
I know. On the other side, well, it's not trespassing,
but I fish there and that's where I've been getting them.
But I'm going to go over there.
All right. Thank you.
Thank you. A picture with you. Of course, dude.
maybe. I played for Yukon. What? I played basketball for Yukon.
You want to take me there too?
Nice to meet you man. Yeah, nice to meet you.
Yeah, of course. Oh, we're gonna do that ice cream problem.
Oh, killings right there. Thank you. You're they see? Yeah.
Nice to meet you right now? Yeah.
Thank you. Of course man. Nice to meet you.
Thank you bud. Yeah of course. Don't worry about it. You guys fish much or no?
No, sometimes. Usually like up north. Is this a good spot to fish right here or no?
I don't do sea fish. Alright, thank you. Me either. I don't do much fishing. Here he is.
Don't laugh at me with that shit.
It's all over there.
I'm sure they were not allowed to be here.
Get arrested.
Well, I gotta go in the water?
Holy shit, what is that? What is that? Look it's a duck. Look it.
Holy shit. What pigeons.
Wait, can I feed the duck shrimp?
No, there was a sign that said it was a duck shrimp.
Wait, Yana would love this dude.
Yana said she wanted to.
Ducks, I should have...DUDE!
Look at the little ducks, Yana would love this.
Hey duckies!
What do I do yeah, what do I do those aren't dogs
I've never fished, I don't really know what I'm supposed to do here, okay?
Where's the hook?
Is it this?
No, it's this.
Careful with that.
Why?
Careful with that.
What?
Okay.
So I put the shrimp.
Oh my god, it's in my finger.
So I put the shrimp.
Okay, I put the shrimp on the hook.
Jason knows how?
Darla said, the Uber dropped me off at the wrong place.
I accidentally just walked into the wrong house.
It was this old 90 year old guy I scared the shit out of him.
Not that one.
Yeah, I'm a fishing YouTuber.
Yes, I am.
You did the collab with Skipper!
Yeah, that was me!
Yeah, that's you!
What the fuck is Skipper?
Are you okay?
Nice to meet you, dude.
What are you guys doing?
Trying to catch a fish.
Yeah, I'm just doing, I started a fishing channel, so.
Nice to meet you, man.
You're telling me I have to grab these living animals with my bare hands.
They don't stay or anything?
I mean, someone I'm avoiding.
Why is it red?
Alright, hold on.
Dude, those do not look safe to touch.
You're sure they don't sing?
I'm scared, I'm not kidding.
Are you grabbing them?
No, I'm okay!
Is the shrimp gonna sting me?
It'll make me bleed?
Brother, I'm not bleeding from a shrimp.
You'll be dead on the spot if it gets you.
What do you mean you touch cooked shrimp all the time?
This is not cooked shrimp, they're swimming.
Just do it.
Three, two, one, go.
Brother, what are those things on this- what are those things?
AHH!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
DUUUUDE!
AHH!
HOLY FUCK!
Bro, it's hard.
Bro, there's like 30 in there.
Then you grab it.
Just take a fuckin' handful.
Wait, were they joking about me here, Hanblee?
God, what's your- feels weird on God, it does.
I'm not a sissy, boy, you do.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT IS THAT?!
I got one.
What is that?
OK, OK, OK, OK.
Wait, hold on.
Oh!
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Side bitch should kill him.
Brother, that little fucker squirm.
Oh my god, he's dying.
Bro, get him, get him.
Wait, do they need water?
No, no, no.
Well, look, look, where'd he go?
So you grab him.
He's not going to hit you if you got him like this,
then hook it under.
OK, you show me.
Where's the hook?
Right here?
Right there.
OK.
OK.
If that's the only amount of hooks you have...
I walked up and she just flopped it on the floor.
I got some.
Do you have some hooks?
I mean, dude, I think this one will work.
I think...
You might get snagged.
Snagged by what?
Oh, by the rocks.
What?
You think the rocks gonna hit me?
Yeah, it's gonna jump out at you.
Dude, he's flopping.
He just came on that floor.
He just came and hit me in the face.
Alright.
That's a fat shrimp.
Okay, now what do I do?
I've never fished.
Alright, hold it.
Turn it.
Put your hand here.
Hold the line.
Hold the line?
You're going to flip the bale, okay?
Okay.
And then you're going to do this crazy turn.
And then you're going to fling it.
And let go of your finger.
Let go of your finger.
It's going to go.
Once it's in the water let it go for a little and then flip the bale.
Got it.
That means it's not going to run out of the water more.
Watch this.
Like a problem.
Oh God.
There you go.
Now when do I flip the bale?
I don't even see the line you're not gonna be able to see
what happens when I get a fish you're gonna feel it you're gonna you're gonna
see this tighten and you're gonna see the tip start to wait but my question is
isn't the current gonna take the wire yeah your lines I mean you can't do
that that's why I think I got one oh you probably feel the current but next
when you cast cast out more this way okay yeah but it's just gonna carry it
somebody okay I got one I got one I got a fish look at
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! I got a fish!
It's just a wing!
Oh, I got one!
Is there any?
Yeah, there's bites.
There's been bites all day.
Stop, Josh!
No, no, no, no, no.
It's probably the fire ship that's around. I think I saw it over that way.
Oh, there.
Yeah, they shoot cannons.
Okay, now what?
So do the same thing. Put your finger on the line.
Yes.
Flip the veil and cast it out in this way.
So finger here.
Yeah.
Walk through the road down here.
Flip the veil.
This way?
Yeah.
That's in the way to go.
This way.
Oh, damn it.
OK.
Now watch this.
Now watch down there a little bit more.
Yeah.
Bring it to your left.
Whoa!
OK.
Now I'm going to turn this over.
What do you mean the bridge is going up?
You want to go there?
Flip the veil so it doesn't run your whole line down there.
Yeah.
Look at your tailbone.
Oh my god W locals W locals
Dude imagine if I get a fish
Yeah, like the tip of the rod will bounce up and down. Yeah
See if you can set the hook in his mouth
You have circle hood so if you just reel and apply pressure it'll hook the yeah
And what after setting catch over here
It's gotta be in season and it's gotta be tarp or trout gotta be over
My guts on here!
My guts on here!
You should download this app, fish rules.
So if you catch anything, you can show, you can look at all the pictures.
I don't even have a license.
I don't even want to upload it.
You're good here, you're good here.
Honestly, if you need it, nobody's gonna press you.
They're used to this shit.
I'm doing a catch and cook
Zombie on YouTube I catch I'm taking it to Hooters kitchen cooking in the back
Wait, whoa, what's the fuck is that a buddy?
Okay, hold on I think I got some look
how am I not caught anything yet
you gotta have patience
got some
got some
I don't understand I thought I was supposed to catch a fish with it
so you can cast farther
pull your drag out like this
Oh, you guys really know what you're doing, huh?
Yeah, from Florida.
Okay, flip the bail.
Bring it back to get distance.
How to get the hang of this?
Now you just gotta hold tension on it.
Hold what?
Hold tension so it doesn't go down curing.
get closer okay wait dude I thought I was gonna catch a fish like the first
time I threw it it's taken hours now hold out today so this one they're in
there how long do you usually take to catch a fish usually once the fish
start smelling it and coming in so you think like within the next like five
minutes
no no I don't even know where my line's at chat
wait
I got the little sucker.
Patience is key.
Wait, did the fish steal my shrimp?
Wait, so should I put a new shrimp on?
No, you can still use that.
Just cast me.
Hey, at least we know there's one there.
Everybody watch out.
I did it.
Okay?
This side should always be over here.
So like when you have it, bring that side around.
So now it's going to slip.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go fish, go!
Wait, how is it over there?
Oh yeah, the locking's right here.
How did it go over there though?
Wait, where are you letting it go to?
Wait, I got one.
Wait, I did actually got a fish.
Yeah, this shrimp?
This shrimp is a thing.
Oh, this is hard.
Okay, so I gotta flip this, you say, like this?
Yeah.
Pull that back, flip it.
What's up man?
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
I'm about to catch a fish.
I see bass.
I see bass.
I see bass.
Okay.
Do they have those here or no?
No.
I told you not.
Dude, this boat?
This boat's gonna ruin my fishing.
You can come knife fishing with us.
It's just like fishing IA.
Better?
I'm about to get something.
I'm about to get something.
You see it moving?
Where's that one fish that I already bit it at?
No bites, chat, not getting any bites out here. Wait a minute.
got something biting something's biting oh I'm getting bites oh
Where'd it go?
Oh my gosh, that hold?
I don't know, I got something biting though.
It might have just robbed me.
Are you sure it's out there?
You don't want to cast over here.
It'll take your fish.
Catch a dolphin? You can get a five.
How much fine to catch a dolphin?
A thousand dollars.
Humanity, too.
I'm not getting anything.
I thought I had a fish. I felt something bite him.
kind of bored should we leave yeah of course yeah i think this pond i think this pond doesn't have
any fishing in it all right you lost your shrimp well i got robbed of my shrimp huh
wow dude robbed of my shrimp whatever man now how do i put it back i'm done fishing i quit
I don't like fishing.
Yeah, this is boring.
I thought I was going to get a fish.
I could just go buy a fish.
You go over to Krabby's right there and fish over there on those guys.
Over there, there's going to be some snook.
What snook?
If you want, we can take you on the boat.
It's like the best.
They're right about that.
I've caught some fish under the docks there.
26.
27.
That's not that big, but it's ours.
Hold.
I can sit in that.
Thank you, of course, man. Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you. Yeah, of course. Thank you for the help.
Oh
Look at the sky it's like
Beautiful
First time in uh in uh, where we had a medieval
You kept calling it Tampa
I was in Tampa, Tampa.
I was in the back of the back side, right?
Yeah.
What, D-Pool?
All right.
I got a shot of a good one.
I bet.
I bet that one.
Here, I got him.
All right, bet.
Yo.
Nice to meet you guys.
Appreciate it.
Did you hear about the Gittery?
I guess I'll be a great course, bro.
Hey, good luck.
Thanks for the fish.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
I said, all about your way.
What's a rat?
I'm telling you, over there.
You got to drive across.
Wait, can I free the shrimp into the water?
No, just get on the docks over there, there's a whole snuck.
Take this, you load this.
Oh, you want them?
What, you think you can catch a fish or what?
Oh, I know I can.
Holy aura.
Wait, so if you catch a fish, do you keep it?
No.
I just catch it on me.
Get your shoes wet.
How many did you buy?
About like two dozen shrimp.
That's one.
Lacey, how's mom doing?
Ron's good.
Yeah, she's chilling, I think.
All right, hey, won't you enjoy the shirt, man?
Okay, I got one more picture.
Yeah, of course.
What's up buddy?
Thank you, you too, man.
Honestly, probably gonna go watch the, uh, the BYU game.
Probably slow stroke.
Yeah.
Revan?
Nothing.
Fish!
Yeah, I did! I did! I did!
Got a big shrimp!
I got a sea bass!
We'll get one more.
One more, one more, yeah.
Nice to meet you man.
Yeah, I'll see you.
Hey, nice to meet you guys.
Oh yeah, thanks.
Could we trap set up?
I'm about to go rap some.
Oh, you brought it for me?
We're talking too.
Why would we lace your ice cream?
So you didn't even lick that.
Does it look licked?
What flavor is that?
It's vanilla.
This is chocolate.
He's wearing his gloves.
Yeah, I'm holding it in a glove.
Hold it in a glove.
I mean, you can just walk over there if you don't trust it.
You want chocolate?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Hey, can I get a picture?
Of course, bro.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Hey, do you guys sell it today?
Not yet.
All right.
Wait, you watch that.
I'm on that weight loss.
Oh, thank you, bro.
You're welcome.
Thank you, bro.
It's all like you actually mean that
It's real
You're like six six. I'm not six three. You're like at least six foot wait. You're actually really tall. Yeah, you're like
Yo, he's like six five
I'm a hoop. I play for the Bulls
You play for the movies.
Yeah, they eat the ice cream, bro.
What's up, bro?
How you doing, man?
I'm all right. How are you?
I'm chilling, brother.
You catch anything?
No.
No?
Unfortunately, no.
I got a big shrimp.
Big shrimp?
I got a big shrimp.
Where are you going to take them?
I let them free.
Oh, you let them free?
Yeah, I don't want to kill the animals, you know.
Yeah, let's go to the zoo.
I'm out here.
Um, was just fishing.
Was just fishing?
Yeah, that's it.
Anybody recommend the spot seat or anything like that?
Like a fishing spot?
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
A guy had a light break.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Watch your pull.
You don't want to break that.
How much would it be if I broke it?
It's expensive, depending on which one you have.
Yeah.
We can throw it in the back of our Jeep, y'all.
Hop in.
How big is the Jeep?
the seats down, throw it in, and leave the back open.
Not a bad idea.
How far is the car?
Right now, we got like 12.
12 years, right here?
OK, let me bring the bike over.
You mind if I get a flick real quick, please?
Of course, bro.
Someone can take a flick with me?
Appreciate you.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
Yeah, you do.
Yes.
Where are you going to check out some of my music?
Let me hear it.
What kind of, what kind of genre is it?
Rap.
Mmm, okay.
Okay.
Ooh.
Nah, bro.
She frame mocks you, dude.
This is a...
Hold on.
This shit's unreleased.
Okay.
Mm-hmm?
Mmm.
You guys have a release?
Yeah.
This is coming out soon.
Oh.
I just dropped two songs this month.
Oh, for real?
I'm gonna be honest, I wouldn't release that one.
No?
I'm gonna say that something is good.
I hold on to it, so when the first few blow up, then bam, drop that one.
That's my place.
Alright, cool.
I appreciate it.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Ice cream is gas.
Great walking starts tomorrow.
What happened?
I don't need ten dollars.
Just go.
The ice cream is great.
Go ahead and shut it out.
You don't need ten dollars.
You can give me ten dollars.
Wait.
I give you ten dollars?
No, no.
Listen.
Listen.
How are you guys doing?
Did you catch anything?
I got nothing.
You guys doing I got a big truck. I looked I let it back in the ocean
Nowhere
Watch the game out. It's pretty good. I guess
He talks too much
No, hey, shut the ice cream out.
Good, uh, good, of course.
And John's pass.
It was the best ice cream you'll ever did in your life.
It is very good. I'm not gonna lie. It's very good.
Nice to meet you guys.
Yeah, have a good one.
I'll give you a drink.
Thank you, every thank you.
Do you hope it is true?
I got one just like that at home.
Just like mine.
I got one just like that at home.
Just like mine.
Just like mine.
It's mine.
I'm back to return it.
Oh my, how do you do?
I bought a big shrimp.
Did you?
Yeah.
Here.
Thank you.
You want your bucket?
No, it's okay.
You can keep the bucket.
All right.
Do I just leave it here?
Yeah, that's it.
All right, thank you so much.
You're welcome guys.
Thank you.
Oh, wait.
I wanted to do something real quick.
Dylan said if you ever want to go out fishing on a boat, get me a call.
Thank you.
Yep.
He's the captain?
Yeah, Dylan's the place.
Thank you so much.
How are you, Dylan?
His name's Dylan Hubbard.
I'm not going to be a part of this.
Deal?
Deal?
Hi!
How you girls doing?
We're doing honky-doly, y'all.
Hey, they're gonna party tonight!
Yeah!
Are you guys going out tonight?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I don't know.
They might not let you in.
You guys don't look 21.
Well, the season, you're so vanilla.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We're sitting in bars.
You're not here, man.
I saw him in the Navy SEAL thing, no?
Navy SEAL?
Oh, the training?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you were in Navy SEAL?
No, I wish.
No, but you guys were one of my friend's products.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
What's up?
What's up?
Nice to meet you, man.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, over here.
No, be honest, I'm full.
Really?
You want this?
Nah, I killed mine.
I'm not capping, I actually am.
There's a bite.
Well, can you hold it?
Where's the bike?
Wait.
Oh.
Did we just get a ride from that guy?
Well, I hope you want to ride that.
You want to ride that?
I don't think so.
Well, I have to be tossed in the back.
No way that's just fitting.
Don't read your signs.
Put the seats down.
It's mine.
It's in mine.
Let's get it.
Put it in.
And if it doesn't work, then this will do it.
We can take it back out.
OK, well, give it a try.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's take the lock off so we can move it.
Oh, I'll try to hold this.
I don't understand how this stops it from being locked.
What do you mean?
There's a lock on it and no one's gonna fucking take it because they're not gonna know the code to take the lock off
Yeah, I know but like would it like if I just saw this bike with this lock. I'm not gonna lie. I
Was just fucking take it so you're right around with a lock. You're gonna look like an idiot
But you don't want this no fuck is there a trash can anywhere? Yeah
This is really close to that car.
Holy.
Holy.
Holy.
Holy.
Holy.
Holy.
Holy.
Holy.
How heavy is this?
Pretty heavy.
Oh.
No, this is not heavy. This is not bad.
Is it gonna fit? I think I just...
for my ACL. Oh God fully? How far is your Airbnb from here? 15 minutes maybe?
What's up man? Yeah, as soon as I loaded into the truck I got y'all.
Thank you. That's a nice car. I hope this one, I hope this fits. Put it right
down a little bit. Yeah, let's do it. Do you want to go sideways or you want to go front?
I guess it's just... Just turn it sideways, like to the car. Let me stick it out a little bit,
but like sticking out. Yes, but if it's secure, I think you're literally just sitting here. I can
hold it too. I can hold it. All right. All right, so we turn it this way then. Sideways?
I think so. It's gonna be the easiest here. Pick it up, pick it up from...
Um, turn it first, turn it first to put on the ground, like this, and I'll pick it up.
You want me to get the truck?
It's alright, it happens.
Alright.
You got this.
Oh yeah, put that seat down.
Yeah, we get to sit in the back, we don't need a seat.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on, now.
All right, close that.
Oh, the piano.
Wait, actually?
Hold on.
Low key?
I think it works.
It works, right?
It works.
If y'all can, like, squeeze in or something,
I'm going to release it.
Hold on.
You can zoom out.
Wait, one of y'all can sit, like, right back in here.
And then one, like, sit here.
Good?
Wait, Lacey, Lacey, come here.
Sit here, and then drew you can sit here and point the camera at him
Yeah, it's like it's not gonna fit all the way but we can get at least get them to their baby
Hey, you're going
Oh, yeah, just give me the bad you're thinking I should like sit like
No, sit, sit like put your butt that way, feet this way.
Lay out the window, maybe?
Lay out the window, yeah.
Lay out the window.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, see, and then just scoot back.
Perfect.
Put your legs out the window, Drew.
Hold them back.
OK, wait, we need to set up the address.
Wait, I'm sitting on my phone, fuck!
Dude!
Hold on.
He's gonna take you and drop you off at the Evergreens.
No, he's not!
Isn't that bad?
No, not at all.
So he tweeted, I'm staying in Miami, I love it here.
Wait, let me find the address for you, hold on.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Ah!
Hey!
Number!
Wait, do you gotta get in the addy?
Hey, what does your so vanilla mean?
No, because you have vanilla ice cream.
You dropped the lock, the road is going to be locked now?
Oh fuck, did you grab it?
You left the lock, Drew?
You were just sitting there watching us while we were lifting the bike, you didn't even
grab the lock?
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah.
We're gonna have to drive it. We're gonna have to ride it back.
Oh, did he said, did he said, oh, if you leave and you have to lock it there?
Yeah.
It's all to me. Wait.
Hey, I wonder what are you doing?
I was in my Gatorade.
I put your Gatorade was there too. Listen, we're gonna pull it and get some load.
Okay.
Get the Gatorade.
And then he even had the fight in place of Lawson.
Thank you.
Yeah, I had a laugh track while I was fishing.
All right.
Take your left here.
Dude, my whole crack is out.
Who on crack attack?
You got no one behind.
Where are you right now?
Right.
You got it.
Hey, what are you getting at?
Hey, you got it.
Yeah, I got kind of crammed back.
I'm gonna go and throw this back to someone.
There's someone ran at Old BYU's losing?
No, they're not.
Hey, I was having you stressing with the people's help.
Oh my god, I was stressing.
Oh, no, BYU's losing by 9.
What is AJ doing?
20 points.
Okay, he's the only person doing anything.
I'm not gonna tell the bike rental company that someone stole the lock doesn't make sense
Why why would they steal the lock and not the bike?
Thank you so much, oh perfect. Oh, that's something
Wait, wait, the chat called it 15 times.
If we can, yeah.
It was called...
Wait, it was Radbike Rentals.
Yes.
familiar yeah yeah that counts right biking four miles ice cream on your
face? How did you get it all over there? Where's my ice cream? I left that too. Wait, do you
guys live here? How long have you lived here for? Well, my whole life. Yeah, when did you come down here?
Is there a place called Love Boat?
No.
Is that a street spot?
No.
Okay.
Go to the what?
Everybody's telling me to go to Little St. James.
I don't know what it is.
Uh...
I'm not biking for four hours.
You picked the wind from March Madness?
Yeah, I got Duke.
Duke was really close for no reason.
If they play like they played today, they're not even getting close.
Little St. James is beautiful. What is that? Oh my God, is this a carbon bike lock?
We're gonna get pulled over by the sheriff.
Actually, it's pretty stupid.
I didn't think the door was going to shut, but with the door shut, what are you going to talk about?
So do you all like seeing TV?
Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty nice. It's very calm.
Where are you from? Where are you from?
Like where do we live or where are we from?
Where are you from?
I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania. It's like a very dangerous gang-related town in Pennsylvania.
About three and a half hour drive I
Went there for a field trip one time
Yeah, right to the chocolate factory. I got to make chocolate and eat as much as I wanted
And we're with an inground pool in the hot tub that was after I escaped this
After I escaped the slums
No, but I saw a lot up here on the left side. Are these like just like lots just for sale?
Yeah, a lot of them either people like tore down their houses after the hurricanes.
So they're just like trying to sell them out.
How much would you say a lot is worth?
Right on the beach, at least a couple of mil.
A lot of them are hoping to just sell the land and get out.
But a lot of developers, they buy them and then they build these like three-story homes.
homes and they build them up so if your first floor is just garage basically so
your house is not going to get flooded if there's another wall because if there's a
hurricane you could just get fucked.
That's what happened last time.
Oh, it's over here.
Whoa, what's going on there?
If you want to go to a good bar, there's a good bar there called,
oh my god, what's it called?
Saltwater Hippie.
Saltwater Hippie?
You know who goes there a lot?
Tifu's brother.
Oh, Gilobursky with Tifu's brother?
Yeah, he's always there or there's this tiny little bar, oh my god, what's that one called?
The Sealing's Lock.
There's like underwear and bras hanging from it.
Dollar bills everywhere.
It's a shrimp hook?
No, no, no, no.
It's a little beach bar.
Fuck, I forget what it's called.
It's where like all the locals go but Tifu's brother and like his whole gang, they always
go there and hang out.
I met like friend group friend group
Like Tee-Foo Tee-Foo just spent like
Two and a half mil on this property where this beach bar used to be and then it got blown away from the
Not blown away, but it got flooded it messed up from the hurricanes and he just bought it
Says he might put a new restaurant on it
Really?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I kinda like it out here.
I feel like this is like a place I would like move to to live.
Yes.
Yeah, no, you would go over here.
And taxes-wise, you'd be so much better off.
Oh yeah, way better.
From California.
He's bending me over there with taxes.
He's not just bending me over.
Imagine Jason Love with his 13-inch big black cock
just bent me over and fucked me.
That's what taxes are.
Oh yeah, that's bad.
Oh fuck no.
I have ice cream on my face still?
It's true.
Is that what you're talking about?
That's still there.
What?
What do you see?
What is that smell?
I smell like barbecue.
That smells like a bonfire.
Yes.
They have an eating.
Last time I a was at the airport wait, do we get this more? Oh, yeah, we did have poor chops before the flight
Hello
Hello hi nice to meet you
Hey, hey, man. How you doing? Yeah, I caught a big shrimp
Is he coming the cops coming
I don't know.
Someone's definitely going to call the cops now.
Listen, Nathan, while eating a ride back,
and I was like, just put the fucking bike in the back
and we'll drive him back.
I know riding that ship for four and a half miles.
Oh, it's a bit longer.
I'm like, eight.
It's kind of longer than that.
This guy's saving our lives.
No, this is my first time going.
When I walked up, the ship is on the ground,
jumping around.
It's just like jumping around trying to get it.
Yeah, because that little, that little...
Honestly, the tail gets you like it's little pitch, it doesn't hurt.
What do you mean I didn't catch anything? I caught a big shrimp!
Ha ha ha!
Guys, don't worry. You caught a 20 inch trout. We saw it.
Oh, imagine cooking 20 inch trout.
Dude, I thought it was a 11 minute try.
I'm fucking tired of talking to you.
I can't believe I'm hitting you.
The way we bite this far...
People are known here for hitting bicycles, so, honestly, I don't know how the hell is this.
Is there known for it?
Like, there's always happening here.
People are always getting hit.
Oh, Lee.
We could have died tonight.
Bye! Nice to meet you!
Oh, no, it's okay.
No, not anymore. I used to.
I actually get like, shot.
Oh, they're oh my god, they're waiting
Y'all want to help me get this bike out the back
Dream I have to get out
Oh my God, how am I going to screw that here?
Oh, oh, oh, I'm stuck.
Lacey, get out of the car.
Oh, Lacey!
Oh my God, what's up, y'all?
How'd you guys go?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What are you guys doing?
Can I trade some for you?
Yeah, I caught a big trip.
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
Holy Chris.
What's up, bro?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How are you doing? Holy crisp desk, like 4 in a row.
It's really not heavy.
It's awkward.
What is that?
No way this fell off the bike.
No, it's not from the bike.
Oh.
The handlebars.
Wait, how did we get it in there?
There we go.
Wait, what?
What are you doing?
What's so easy?
Oh, watch the floor.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay, alright.
Now we gotta lock it up.
Now we gotta lock it up.
This guy told me not to bring it back to him.
Okay, all right now we gotta lock it up. It's not told me not to bring it back
to you had to lock it up you'll be fine oh chill he's answering all those damn
calls laughing
What if he doesn't know the code?
He owns the place.
Okay, wait.
Wait, I can lock the front tire, right?
It's like this?
Thank.
No one's stealing that.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank no one's stealing that
we're good anything in here we're good all right
oh yeah of course bro let's do it
I got you.
Hey, ready right now.
Yeah, what's up?
That's pretty good, man.
Yo, yeah!
Appreciate you, man.
You guys all live around here?
Yeah.
Um, it might be too loud.
She's, she's a music fan.
Hey, let me understand.
Nice to meet you guys. Have a good one.
Lemon?
That was me and I'm truck.
Oh, that was you and I truck?
Yeah, she's tough.
Are you loud? Lemon?
Yo, what's up y'all?
How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
You say Lucas is a bitch?
Hey, Lucas is a bitch.
Sorry Lucas.
Let me see what it is.
Michael Watts is a bitch.
Michael? Michael Watts.
Michael Watts is a bitch.
Michael Watts is a bitch.
I love you too, man! Thank you guys! Good boy, you're a good boy.
This is my brother Luke. Hey Luke, what's up bro, how you doing?
He just got a little baseball game. Did you win?
He's my sister really, really, really around. Yes, she thought I was lying. She helped me.
I'm not a good dog
Her gesture maxing not gesture maxing where I like Florida so much more than California. That's insane. It's actually insane
How much more I like?
How is anybody?
Yeah, it's so much better here than California
I'm used to I'm used to it cuz I lay
Yeah, go anywhere in LA it's about 40 minutes, so
You should move to Florida brah I wish
If it wasn't for all the guys I would already be living here
I'm here every so often I would love to
Next time you do like a sub-a-thon or something, do one down here.
I don't think there ever going to be another sub-a-thon, but probably not.
I don't want them to know what I'm saying!
Wake you up!
Yo, dig down! Thanks for the 5 gift day!
Yeah! W5!
Is everything like close my air on here?
Yeah, honestly, nothing.
Where you're staying is pretty good.
Like, suck your spying of clear water easily.
St. Pete's not far.
St. James.
Yeah, everybody keeps talking about little St. James.
I don't, I don't get the hype.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't want to talk to you because these people are giving you a crap.
Wait, where are you going, man?
Tomorrow, are you going to the March Madison Tampa?
Yeah, I'm going to the game tomorrow. Well, I don't know. I'm talking to NCAA and they're trying to give me tickets.
I'm going to ask my dad to see what you do because he's going to be there with some guys.
They're like working the games.
Yeah, I've been talking to NCAA and they said that they're gonna give me tickets to go to the game tomorrow
So that's hopefully what I'm gonna be doing is going who plays tomorrow, Florida
Yeah, who plays tomorrow in Tampa
Little say James sounds live as hell
If they cuz they need to take it so maybe they give you like a media pass because my dad they all have media passes
So maybe you can give you one you can get down by the court to shut them. Yeah. Yeah, let me get your number for sure
stream or anything so the only thing is they said we can't bring the backpack in
because apparently they're like NCAA super shook with backpacks but we found
a way to where we can we bought five androids and we found a way where we
can link the servers all to one phone so hopefully it's strong enough in the
game
And then they don't care about actually filming the game.
No, we can't film the game.
Just keep it on me during the year.
OK.
Yeah, we're running into my number.
Yeah, let me get your number.
Here you go.
Well, yeah, chat.
We're at little C. NCAAs, I think
they might be hooking us up with tickets
for the games tomorrow in Tampa.
So I don't know.
They didn't tell me anything about court side
or where it's going to be happening.
Maybe it'll be a sweet, I don't know.
Could be courtside, could be a sweet.
I don't know.
Here, my first thing to do is put something here.
Gotcha, yeah.
Cleansing place tomorrow.
What game do y'all want me to go to tomorrow?
Cause I'm pretty sure I can get tickets to any of them.
Isn't it going to be a blowout though?
Yeah, what's a good so good place to get a jersey for it from yes any idea no
The Florida game what time's the Florida game at who do they play?
It's a one versus 16. It's gonna be a blowout
Wait, Bama and Texas Tech play tomorrow?
What time is that game at?
What's the seeds there?
Oh, we could go to the Iowa Clemson game.
Maybe we go to the Iowa, and they're all at the same arena.
We could just go to all, both of them, Jack.
Chad, would y'all fuck with them?
You going to both?
Put a little Parley in.
put a little parlaying wait yes are there like are there student section like
fan crowds at the games I don't know I don't think they give my shirt off and
paint my body
I'm sure there will be other students that are still a little more dedicated to such things.
Yeah.
There's so many people that travel through the shape I think.
Sure.
I don't know if they get the other section or something.
Please don't do that. God knows.
Nobody wants to see that.
We're going to get back to the crib, we're going to finish the BYU game, chill for a
a little bit maybe go get some Wawa and then we got Pactra. Waffle house is here?
We go out go drinking and stuff like that and then go to Waffle house.
Middle of the night. Oh my god get hammered
What's your name
Also, if you like to people watch this with some crackheads,
I'll bet you how.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I have so much fun with it.
He's a much smaller streamer, but you should
watch him sometime.
Air cool, I don't know if you've heard of him.
Yeah, I thought the air cool.
So he, he, not so much anymore, but he was doing a ton of stuff with pack draw.
Like I feel like he's got it down with them. Like he just hits like crazy. Oh, you're really tapped into switch
Yes, who's your like top three favorite streamers that you watch the most what you said?
All right, so top three don't just say me because I'm in the car actually be honest you're on here on the top three
So it's Jinxie. Okay you and then I the last the third one I switch between
Ron and
Honestly run and then okay
Super late at night like when y'all are off
I'm not gonna lie the burnt peanut is funny as fuck
I fuck with the burnt peanut I think it's funny too
But during the day his ass is not playing and y'all are live so I'll watch y'all and then
Put burnt peanut on after
That's fair
Gooping?
What about me? Yo chat
Wait, did you see where they put, um, they put Laze as the burnt peanut and they put like his face on it?
No.
They had it on who streamed, either Arky or Yugi, someone streamed there.
Who streamed as burnt peanut?
Yeah, cause they were playing a game with Laze and they, you know how they pull up everyone's cams, you can see their face?
So obviously he wasn't streaming or anything, they put up the burnt peanut and put his face on it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my shit.
Oh my shit.
Oh my shit.
Oh my god.
I thought it was a funny thing.
Oh, I need a fan.
Holy shit.
Oh my shit.
Oh my God!
He was through to the side of the road!
I think he needs your out of here!
No, no!
Thank you, man!
No!
I mean, holy shit!
I was scared to get out of here!
Don't get out of me!
I thought I was homeless, Bert!
Oh my God!
I just saw him run!
He was running out to the car!
What?
He had to have been running like 30 miles an hour!
Holy shit!
I thought I was looking at you!
I'm sorry, and he just popped out of nowhere!
I thought I was going to ask for like money or something!
Ha ha ha ha!
He gets in the window and you're just like, oh my God!
I thought I was a homeless person!
That scared me!
I actually scared the shit out of me.
Wait, so is this a nice area that we're in?
This is not bad, but I like the ice.
This is not very sure.
You know, it's not like South St. P., like Southside do not go there.
You want to get like the north side of St. James.
Yeah, but this is not that cool.
All right, slow down.
No, this area is not better.
Largo, Seminole.
It's good here.
It's an older area.
Look, you put it down.
There's a lot of people that live here all the way to the street.
Yeah.
You're saying you got to go underground at LSJ.
That's where all the fun happens.
Is that a bar here or something?
What is Little St. James?
Yeah, of course. I want to give this to you guys, too, just to thank you for your time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Thank you guys so much
and it gets super lit, country line dancing, good music, whatever.
Bar for bar, you can play pool, they're gonna have TV so you can see what other games they're on as well.
All right.
Call the county.
Call the county.
Got it.
We're at Lacer Gatorade.
Thank you.
What?
Gatorade.
My Gatorade?
Oh no, it's long gone.
You guys got a free Gatorade in the back.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
What nice people.
Great people, actual great people.
Sit down out there.
You can just tell they're like good people.
You know what you can just tell the people are like good people.
Knock, knock, knock.
That was dope.
Oh, she's trying to resist her.
Oh, nope, she's here.
Do you almost just fell?
Yo, Dala!
Dala.
Yo, Dala!
Dala.
Oh, guess what?
Wait, do I have a camera or no?
Okay, can I just come in here and keep it on me?
Where are you?
Oh, sorry.
Um, guess what?
I caught a, I caught a shrimp.
Yeah, I caught a big shrimp.
Oh, I caught a big shrimp.
Oh, sorry, um, guess what I caught a I caught a shrimp
Yeah, I caught a big shrimp
Well, I had to throw it back in but I caught a big shrimp and everybody was going crazy. They're like, oh
Like Lisa caught a shrimp. Lisa caught a shrimp. What is that?
Wasn't everything
Wait, the game's tied? Oh my god! Who gets that up quick?
I think, I just have to plug it in.
Wait, is it going to be super dark in here?
Can we get a ring light down or no?
I don't have a ring light.
It's not that bad. I mean the lens kind of shit.
It's fine.
One second.
Wait, VCU is down 9?
No, they're not down, no, VCU is not down nine.
That's gotta be a lie.
When are we back or no?
Yeah, it should be.
No, it's tied.
Sin, I keep the guy to keep baseball in the ground.
Wait, North Carolina VCU's tied?
Maybe Stevenson, but this is a tough angle
where you can jump the pass in line too.
And they're gonna put baseball in the ball.
Yeah, and you should have a link on the ball
and maybe put North Carolina.
Two seconds left.
Who has the ball?
I think we can try and push it backwards on the pass.
It is a large mean vibe,
expected one to put VCU in this situation.
That better?
Oh my God, VCU has the ball.
No shot, they hit a game winner.
Turn it over!
Quick risk, thank you for a 5 gift day!
Thank you for a 5 gift day!
Wait, check Lakers game, why?
What's going on with the Lakers game?
53 to 62?
What about it?
How are the Lakers losing?
BYU okay, I mean there's a lot of games right now, bro
There's there's this game. There's be where's BYU
Chad is AJ doing good
I will watch the UNC game.
Just tell me when it's back on.
Good take.
It's back.
Okay, so if I go to this game right now and it's not back on Bandy,
I need whoever just sends it back.
I hope you know that.
I actually hope you know that.
Literally not back.
I'm banning all of you.
I'm banning you guys.
All right, I have an actual question
for you guys in this chat.
Do you guys have a TV provider or no?
VCU was down 19. I predicted this upset. I predicted this upset. I said VCU was winning
this game. I predicted it. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Come on, change title.
What's up?
Do I have an iPad?
Can you put it on me?
What does it do?
Wait, is VCUs black?
Right?
Can y'all not hear the game?
What's up?
Do I have an iPad?
Can you put it on me?
What does it do?
Wait, is VCUs black?
Right?
Can y'all not hear the game?
Wow
Can a mod change title to
Watching
March Madness viewing parties
Close games chilling in Tampa just got back from fishing
March Madness Tour Day one. Or something along those lines, something along those lines.
Anticons please bro please. That's what I pay you for dude. Anticons it's what I pay
you for dude, come on. Don't be Baylash, don't be Baylash. Don't be Baylash dude.
I might be the worst shit I ever heard.
Okay, then how about you do your job, bro?
Come on, be honest, you're on the cusp of getting paid for being a mod.
I'm keeping it real.
You're on the cusp of getting paid 500 bucks a month for being a mod.
I'm just being honest.
So maybe up your job a little bit, do your job, and W title, okay?
What's the title?
basquit ball so what mod made this title
watching basquit ball
and just like that it's I can't just drop down not gonna pay it anymore
Can you put a rocket leak from this?
Yes.
Oh, crazy.
Crazy good.
Thanks.
You do it.
Did you bring a controller?
No.
Wait, so what is this for?
It just helps with the dark circles.
Do I have dark circles?
No.
Did you bring a controller?
No?
Wait, so what is this for?
It just helps with the dark circles.
Do I have dark circles?
Yeah, a lot.
Like you?
Mm-hmm.
Alright, because I work so hard.
Oh, it's a little chilly.
It is.
Have you never done this?
What do you mean have I never done this?
Don't get ads with me, you don't want to know what's going to happen.
Wait, this is really funny. I'm sorry.
Can you put them up? Oh, it's funny?
I'm sorry. I'm working right now.
I'm sorry. I can't take it seriously.
Stop! No!
I'm gonna kill you!
No!
Stop!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Okay.
Sit. Sit the fuck down.
Sit!
You messed it up!
I'm not an abuser, I'm a tista-bomber.
What?
Uh oh, he's on a V.
Just playing.
Uh, VCU in North Carolina is over time.
What do you want to win?
Uh, VCU.
Wait, is that in your eye?
you see you. Wait is that in your eye? A little bit. Okay I don't need this it's fine.
Didn't you like it? I wanted it but why do I look like a raccoon?
I don't know what it has patches on because you gave her a black eye.
Yeah, you're like yonk on it dude. Okay just do it come on.
No I don't know if I want these. I feel weird in my eye. Oh my god you sissy boy.
Okay, no.
Okay, look at me real quick.
There. I'll go like that. It's fine.
Okay, they're all re-combing.
You look like a gentleman.
I actually look.
Yeah, I was on my way.
Yeah, I don't know.
What do you want?
You gonna cook me food?
I don't know anything you're gonna cook.
Do you want me to?
Really?
Let me look at the house.
Why would they even...
No, I'm saying like fucking him.
Oh, sorry.
What do you want?
Steak would be real nice.
Steak and rice maybe?
Steak and rice.
Be real nice.
This is the only time that we are...
Yo, Robbs, maybe do your job and put a scoreboard on the screen.
idea how is there not been a single point in overtime what yeah huh in my
stomach yeah
bro can somebody sproooore
like what yo I'm not gonna lie run you gotta get off the toolkit bro I gotta
hire someone else
I
Drew can you text roms, please
He just isn't he's just I
Have to have the scoreboard on here
He's calling, yes sir, no yes sir, yes sir, no no no, yes sir, I want to yell at him.
But there's a reason why he's not speaking.
Call him back when you yell at him.
Yo!
RUMS!
Drew's wall's supposed to do it, I sent him a whole tutorial.
Yes, but you didn't remind me, you texted him a whole tutorial.
Red Rums, Rums, is it Drew's wall, yes or no?
I sent him a whole tutorial because he...
Five hours ago, before he went IRL.
I sent him a picture of what it looks like and how he's supposed to do it and I'm just
Yeah, no, it's over time. I'll do it, bro. I'll do it says nobody else wants to help me is there a link rubs there a link
Send it to my discord and then I'll add as a browser source on my OBS. Okay. Yes
Okay, VCU is up up to chat. I have money on VCU by the way. I have 500 on them. Just to let y'all know
Just to let y'all know
Maybe send it to my Twitter room just for it's not opening
Is it normal is this is supposed to be burning my face?
Yeah, why is it like flying?
Oh my god my dark circles are gone.
I copy this?
What arms?
I copy this lake.
I'm not going to lie, can I get an L rum spam in the chat?
This is even the right game!
She's even in the right game.
BYU sorry ass team.
It's final time out and both teams have exerted so much energy on both end of the floor.
VCU getting back into this game.
North Carolina, not a lot of subs this in the second half.
And I think the team's setting in.
I think again, vice-seller for deep shots through to lead all the legs.
Is that better, Shea?
The deep range jumper.
But by both teams, amazing.
Leave it all out there.
Not W. Lace in a check I got a W. Lacey spam
It's not even bro
My name's a day card. I'm sitting in my hot paper with me
And hitting it in his way.
Good job adjusting to that highest cleanable attitude
which gave him fits early in the second half
and really no post up on the ball.
Maybe Slug Stevens would be there to do some damage on this matchup.
The winner here will play the way...
In his what?
It is hot. He's in a hot right now. I don't care.
It's like hot in the hot!
What makes this time of year pretty special?
What are you guys cackling I have a house yeah made of straws
I think it's a good one bro wide speed stress lace Brett is definitely hidden you look about 15 pounds lighter already thank you do appreciate that a lot actually why is it not focusing
Drew, do we have a ring light?
Oh my God, 40 seconds left.
I'm feeling a game winner right now.
I'm feeling a VCU game winner.
No, I put my money on VCU.
There's no way I have VCU and BYU.
They're both better loose.
And empty's out there creates that driving lane almost a three-point play opportunity
No
Miss miss miss. Oh my god, it is
What if what if what if for March madness there's a reverse Lacey curse
And it is a mess, Treble and Vesar have both played 42 minutes.
In every pick that I bet on goes right during March Madness.
What if I reverse the curse?
Oh, no, he made the shot.
OK, come on.
Come on, VCU.
Make me $1,000 here.
Come on.
I don't want to lose 3K tonight.
I don't want to lose 3k tonight.
There you go.
Oh my god, step back.
BAAAAYYYY!
BAAAY!
What a shot!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No he doesn't.
No he doesn't.
Oh my god. Oh my god. He's got to make both free throws to tie it
What a step back
Send that kid to the Lakers give him a 10 day
60% free throws. He's gonna miss. He's gonna miss.
He's gonna miss.
Oh my gosh! Stop!
You just sold the game!
You sold the game!
No, he did not.
not
He's gonna try to miss on purpose
You are not Austin Reeves son you are not Austin Reeves your season is
Your season is over
VCU upset, North Carolina
of the. Wow. Wow. Missing a
free throw the whole season on
the line. As long as there's not
a steal here in these last four
it's not an upset how is it not an upset it's an 11 C beating a 16 that is quite
literally statistically an upset game wait well what if he misses hold on
on Jack waves it's one on one.
Holy clutch, holy clutch!
If he makes it, it's over.
Game! Game! Game! Game!
What?!
Oh my gosh, that was a good game.
This is much madness!
What a game! What a game!
The team from the Atlantic 10 gets the W in dramatic fashion.
Why are y'all saying uh?
Once again at 11C, gets a win in the pick dance.
Wow, bro. Okay. All right. Let's put on the BYU game. Let's put on a BYU game. Can BYU
come back or is that game, is that game cooked? Is that game OB? Is this game OB? I'm gonna
be honest I had like a thousand dollar like 1500 total on on DUIU and they're
down 11. Let me change the scoreboard for y'all. Let me change the scoreboard for
y'all. Oh this game might be OV. This game might be OV.
I think BYU comes back or no
fake bet yeah bro I think met a thousand dollars if I think that wow I'm not say like
20,000 dollars. I literally said I put a thousand on it.
Put money on the Lakers.
Show the slip then.
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Wait, Lakers are underdogs right now?
Our plan is we're now going to advance from out of the world.
We're going to advance from out of the world.
We're going to advance from out of the world.
For the first time, protection is going for the future alive.
Let's see how much I'm about to lose.
For the first time, I'm going to advance from out of the world.
For the second place.
How much am I about to lose?
I
Loki I'm gonna make some of it back
Here we go
We could win bro. Chad, do you guys see BYU comes back?
Live bet BYU? Is that the play?
Hold on, let me see what the line is right now.
The line is at BYUs plus 500
Fuck yeah, I could put a little hundred on it win 500 if it hits not a bad shout
Okay, let's put a hundred on it. What's the Lakers live line?
I
That's I the Lakers games not even worth it
But not gonna lie I'll put 500 on the Lakers to win this
I'll put 500 on the Lakers Lakers are the best team to lead
Wait, how am I so delayed?
Okay, here we go.
Put 500 on BYU trust.
Do y'all actually think they come back?
what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a parlay Lakers money line and BYU plus six
Some bets were not placed.
Man, fuck you!
Fuck it, 500 on Lakers money line.
Run it.
Come on, Lakers!
Don't-
It's not letting me place it!
I'm going to take a look at A.J. DeBonson is holding his face as he's going up to that rebound, he catches an elbow right to the bridge of the nose, it looks like, or the eye part.
Because the lines keep changing. All right, let me place it, Matt, we're good.
I'm going to cherry-eyed, but it didn't slow him down.
All right, here we go. I put 500 on the Lakers.
I got you tomorrow. Oh, I got to text you. What do I got to text you, Alex?
So, Devonza is going to be the number one draft pick in the NBA.
That's my boy.
That's my boy.
Six point game!
Six point game for BYU!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
I'm unloading.
I'm unloading.
I'm unloading on BYU.
I'm unloading on BYU.
I'm unloading on BYU.
I'm unloading on BYU.
I'm unloading 500 on BYU.
Right now I'm just gonna do another 250.
250 to win 1,000.
AJ, save us.
Okay.
So chat right now I have I have I have very small bets right now okay I
Look you have like smaller bets right now. I have
250 on BYU. I have 500 on the Lakers
Then another hundred okay. I have like
1600 total on BYU
Let it ride, put another 1K.
Y'all just want me to lose money.
That's literally actually all it is.
You guys just want me to lose money.
So here's what I'm going to do.
No wonder my teams are losing, stop betting motherfucker damn.
Chad, I'm gonna go take a quick little tinkle-tink.
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Holy shit as soon as you walked in my twisty got what lace
Stop sexualizing me. I did not do a red a break. What does that even mean you think I left stream to take a red
They're going to need every second to remain these four minutes from him.
Coach, great.
If they can pull off a dramatic comeback from 17 down.
Come on, six points.
Come on, AJ.
You didn't come this far for your season to end.
Be a dog.
Not that time.
And what's the one to foul on the floor?
What is fentanyl?
That's a foul
Did he just call that guy a large mammal
Chad, Chad, am I tripping or did the announcer just call him a large mammal?
Oh
Behind you be loved
Lacey, let us see your side profile for what?
He missed?
Wait, why did he have three free throws?
Oh, it's a and one I'm tripping
So how many points of AJ have
35
Yeah, he literally has no help
You moved out yeah, but I moved out of the house got my own crib
OMG bra Lucy Tweet
Not gonna lie Lacey
called drew his brother on his birthday that attacked him when he made a
mistake I'm gonna be honest you drown him in jobs then when he makes a mistake
you drag him down meanwhile he's the most loyal person you have on the team
it's gotta be Drew's all right that's why I'm helping him out and I'm getting
an assistant I'm helping drew out he's not gonna have as many jobs anymore
But Lucy, I have news for you, dude.
In life, if people make mistakes, it's better if you call them out on their mistakes so they
don't make it again than just let it slide, whether it's your friend or not.
You're hurting them more than helping them if you don't call them out for mistakes they
make, especially if it's an employee.
Oh my God!
Yo, AJ's a demon!
actually a demon that's a mismatch oh my god you that's a bad shot that's a
batch and y'all gonna admit it's a bad shot you don't need that down six or two
two and a half minutes left you don't need that
i'm just wasting money for what?
i'm just wasting money for what?
I'm not live betting again that's just losing money for no reason y'all just
want me to lose lose lose the Lakers are winning at least that's good
Oh my god, they missed free throw. This game's not over! This game's not over!
Good take!
Four point game, two minutes!
What is that guy's haircut Texas made of three why are you spoiling it
Wow, bro, it was a four it was a four point game and you leave a dude wide open in the
corner from three they just like like AJ has no hell
I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I would be a better help out there for AJ. I'm not even
just saying that.
your nose is wild. I guess you guys don't pick your nose when you're in your room alone.
We literally all do a good. We all sit in our rooms alone and we pick our noses. It's
It's just, honestly, it's honestly sad if you sit here and try to act like you don't
do it.
All right, hold on.
I got to figure something out right now.
What is a Chad light?
Let me know the game is back on.
I'm going to watch you sleep.
Who just like...
It's just a weird thing to say.
It's back on.
You guys are lying.
It is.
No, it's not.
watching. Oh, I'm not live. Oh my God, four point game of the minute left. Focus BYU
focus. Oh my gosh. This is what makes true legends in the basketball world. Dude, you
guys can hate all you want. I'm not even trolling right now when I say this. I truly
believe that situations like this in a college basketball game I would shine in. You put me
in with the ball, make me run like an off-ball screen, get a three ball to put the game within one,
that's truly where I'm meant to be.
Because I make shots like that when it actually really matters.
What a shot.
Wait, watch out.
Why did they want to foul him?
I feel like it's done the foul right now, no?
Always see a bad shooter?
Oh, that guy's home then.
Wow, he's so, he should have beat.
Is your resting heart rate a three digit number?
I don't know what a normal
resting heart rate is. Why are
you laughing. Chessing G. G.
What happened?
That's all of us have fell.
No ref.
No ref.
Ref maybe blow the whistle and offensive foul there.
Throwing elbows isn't the WWE fucking shitty ass refs.
I don't think. He's clearly
connected with his mouth. Was
there a little acting going on
AJ look like you got shot in the
During that sequence, the play is being reviewed for a possible Flagrant foul.
Wait, the refs gonna call a Flagrant on BYU for flopping?
No, it's not. No, it's not. He tried to elbow him in the face.
No, it's not he tried to elbow with the face
Cap cap
Chat how is that a basketball move all right guys I have a question
Do you guys think Marlon could play in March madness or no like is he good enough?
So, there's no sling or foul on the plate.
What are we doing with number eight?
Just shooting one in the bonus.
Change, geez, dude.
So, for a review, therefore, no timeout will be charged.
So, the foul was on Booth, right?
I'm either one of the guys that we've been shooting.
Change, geez, dude.
That's the way I'm reading it.
Yes, they did blow the whistle on that foul,
not that play.
Muka has 40 and three quarters. Yeah, maybe because he's the best fucking player in the entire NBA
Oh my god, he missed oh my god, he missed go AJ
What are you doing you don't need the force of three
Oh my god, he like what is that pass?
Is it over yet?
It's over, right?
So actual question, will this, will this hurt AJ's draft stop or no?
This guy sucks at free throws!
This guy sucks!
Oh my god.
There's such a fucking bum.
You're such a fucking bum.
It just helped them stop a mess of them.
It comes heated and get filed on the back court.
Jamon Lark did.
That was a huge defensive play by Volkutinus.
Master.
Right right, had a little bit of an edge by Volkutinus.
Got out the fander with that long arm.
Poster with the left.
Needs it in pounds.
That's key to your-
Like, right, why are you taking a double team shot?
Give the ball to AJ and get the fuck out of the way.
You just sold the whole season, gang.
You just got your asses sent home.
Congratulations, you're done.
You're done.
See you next year.
15 points on the line.
No more timeouts for BYUs.
They've got the right for the floor.
They need a freeze. They need a quick.
They need a couple of threes.
Seven, seven, seven, one.
That's it. She's a guy that can get a four on the screen.
Airball three.
Get the fuck off my screen.
Get the fuck off my screen.
You fucking bum. You're a fucking bum.
Just lost $1,500 dude.
Just lost $1,500 dude.
You guys are laughing at me.
I'm not fake mad.
I'm just a little annoyed.
I feel like that's very reasonable to be annoyed right now.
I feel like it's very, very reasonable to be annoyed right now.
Patron make it back, you're due.
So y'all think I'm due on Patron.
of them golds in the chat bro.
Lost Taran 18+, Taran 18+, I need to be a golden boy, I need to be a golden boy.
And then we'll hit Wawa after.
I need to play smart tonight though, because Shad really pisses me off sometimes when y'all
Like, like, like, ugh.
Chad, make a call.
1V1, 2V2, 3V3 to start, make a call.
Make a call.
Wait, Felvie, can you email me the Discord link
on Twitter, or sent it on Twitter, Foudy.
The fact of the chat statement 2v2,
and that's exactly what I was thinking is crazy.
Okay, so I don't have mods doing anything.
Nice, love that.
B.Y.U. Tide, no they did not, no they did not.
Are you lying?
It's fine, because I low key could make half of it back if the Lakers win.
But if the Lakers lose, I'm not going to lie, it's cooked.
I'm going to be honest, it's cooked.
chat just for you guys if you want to know this isn't for everybody um this is for clippers okay
this is for clippers uh pack draw
has made a clipping server for me so if you guys want to post clips not the LA clippers
If y'all want to post clips, you can make $1,500 to $2,000 every million views.
This is the discord right here, which I'm pretty sure that's really, really good.
Like I know there's one dude. Yo, there's this one dude who's been abusing it. I've seen it on
my timeline. He's been abusing it. He's been like the only one because nobody really knew about
it until now and they should not getting a mill views brother that's not how it
works dumbass if you post a hundred videos and they get 10k views each you
make $2,000 or if you post fucking 500 videos in a month and one blows up and
gets three mill you make like five bands that's how it works
Can we bought the video no you cannot bought the video wait what kind of question is that
All right get to the good stuff and spin
Come on chat spam gold spam gold spam gold spam gold spam gold spam gold
Come on come on let's start off with a little 2v2 win man
I'm gonna borrow for the first battle. I'm gonna borrow 30% just so I can get some more packs going
Oh my god, I love seeing that little gold. I love seeing that little gold emote. Oh, it hits every time. Oh
Is this a $20,000 pack
Like there's some new packs
Holy shit.
Oh my God, cards, okay.
I'm not spending a $20,000 pack.
Like do you guys want me?
Like I'm so confused.
Do okay.
Actual question.
Do you guys even like cheer me on and want me to do good or do you just come in here
and want me to lose.
Fifty-five. No shot!
Wait, you can win like a life-size? Okay, this is actually tough. If I win some of them here, I'm keeping it.
risk it for the biscuit why would any of us want to see you win because when I win I tip
you guys money maybe that's why okay I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a calm little like 5k first
This one, all right?
Nothing too crazy.
Nothing too crazy.
6K.
I feel like 6K is fair.
are you ready chat? Wait, do I have Spotify? Run it already fat boy. Chat also, um, make
sure you guys sign up with code lacy if you want me to tip you if I win and to get into
the free battles.
Chad, do I even play Kota or do I just chill?
Do I even play music or do I just like...
Why borrow?
Just because bro.
Shit can get scary dude.
Just chill, no music first one, okay.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I need to see that gold emote.
I need to see that Goldimote.
Come on, just do it.
Just do it.
Okay, that was really close.
Come on.
Oh, nice, they won two cards.
Or those stickers.
Oh, stickers, okay, we're good.
All right.
It's on 20 FPS. Wait, how do I fix the FPS? Go, go, go! Move your cam to where? I'm going
to do that. I can make it smaller. In OBS, I don't think it's my OBS. I think it's the
monitor. Am I better get rinsed already?
Yep, go ahead, point and laugh. Go ahead, point and laugh, point and laugh. Go for it.
And then someone calls me a loser.
Can I stay on the purple shoes at least?
Okay, hold on a minute.
Okay.
Come on.
Gold.
Tickets are dry cold today.
Yeah, maybe for you buddy, not for me.
Not for me.
I'm the goat.
Someone's behind you.
I'm so due though, chat.
I don't know how do I am!
Okay?
Oh no, I got a phase jacket.
Stop yelling, my fish is trying to sleep.
Man, fuck your fish, I hope it drowns.
Wow, not even close to the gold.
Have you guys even seen a gold online?
Are you fucking serious? A clothing rack?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. That's gotta be good. That's gotta be at least a
a thousand? I'm getting shit on right now. Not a single goal is insane. Why are you even
trying me fuck you fuck you all right Chad is it crazy with how do I am to
want to do a 10k run? Is that crazy? With no borrow? I could just be out super quick
if it misses though. Like I'll be done for.
Cool, stay! No!
Cool, cool, cool!
Do I go big in a 3v3 here?
Do I go big in a 3v3 here?
Maybe you're a good luck.
Maybe Darla's good luck.
Where am I looking?
Right here.
Chad, do I borrow any or no?
Okay.
Do I borrow any or no?
No.
1v1 or 33?
33.
I'm doing 10k I think this might be that I think this is gonna end up being the biggest
battle I've ever non-chat oh gosh I am due I don't understand how do I am so I'm so
do even the chat saying I'm do the chat even those
okay a little bit of chrome
you're not do parking lot is so do I think they might a real parking lot
Okay, I'll park you on two parking lots. What is this juice back watch?
They're getting hammered after this what?
Yeah, maybe if I hit for like ppk, I'll get hammered after this
That's funny, Jack.
Pick a song.
29 packs.
and now I go to the 250 ones
this is where shit gets scary
oh my god it's going up so fast
I don't even know where I'm looking
38 packs. We'll go back to parking a lot a few times chat, not a bad shout.
Got a few more parking lots in there.
No guys, he goes to the gym every day.
See you chat, I told you.
Every morning. I make him go with you.
Told you I'll chat.
Wait, this is cute.
I got it for you.
Really? Thanks.
Here we go. No, all right 42 packs 3v3 $10,000 battle. Oh
My god, this could get really bad really quick or this could get really good really quick
I'm so do
Come on
Come on!
Fuck your echo, shut up!
Give me a gold! Give me a gold off rib! Give me something that'll make it work it out!
Echo, okay, fine, bro.
Give me something!
Gold!
Oh nice I'm in red what is that what is that okay two man's two man's not bad at all
Nothing
I just can't make it up.
You just can't make it up.
You just can't make it up.
I just can't get anything gold.
I can't get anything gold.
I can't get a gold to save my life, it's been three weeks!
Oh yeah, it's cooked. It's cooked. I already know it. I already know it.
Please stay on that gold.
Ah, I'm looking.
The army bee?
It's over chat. It's over bro. Please bro, please give me a gold parking lot. Parking
lot gold, parking lot gold, parking lot gold, parking lot gold, parking lot bailout please.
Nope nothing. Marlin won? Cool. That's great man. It's great dude. Gotta have good energy
We gotta hit the gold eventually, right?
We gotta hit the gold eventually.
Go up one more.
Oh, you're chilling?
How am I chilling, Veldy?
I haven't gotten a single gold.
How am I chilling?
You have a lot left.
They just got another gold, I can't get!
Please give me a shitty shirt.
I haven't gotten to golden days.
I actually haven't gotten to golden days.
Can I please get one maximum?
Give me something.
Give me something.
Clothing racks.
Oh my god, they're just getting Louis Vuitton purses and shit.
It's coming?
not coming dude it's not even seen a gold on the left side
keyboard a keyboard
I mean it's just insane oh my god oh my god please please please give me
something good please give me a walk what is that $5,000 gift card okay that's
good yeah it's good it's very good it's very good oh they got a really good
they just fully cancel it out they just fully cancel it out supreme
A 15k supreme bag nice dude, I mean I just I actually need a miracle like an actual miracle from the heavens a miracle from the heavens
No, why not give me a nice little Louis V wallet nice not a bad shot at all
Wow
GG dude, that's how it goes that's how it goes bro every time
Double gold?
Okay. Oh my god, it's a watch. It's a watch. No, it's not a watch. Well, I don't want a fucking puffer jacket, dude.
For...
It's not enough. It's not gonna do it.
Must I hit for a car? But what are the odds of hitting a parking lot? Pack 43 is gonna hit. There's not even 43 packs, dude.
Wow bro just like that rinsed would have been 20 bands oh my god
and you guys point and laugh at me I can't
at least get me to 5K, at least get me to 5K.
Just insane.
Do I go really risky and just do 1v1v1?
I can't believe you have a lot.
5,000.
Do a jackpot run?
I feel like I'm due for a 1v1v1.
I'm gonna borrow here too.
I have to I literally have to borrow thirty-five
I don't think I could have had a worse day
What's it called?
Are you up?
Are you up?
Are you up?
Are you up?
Are you sure?
Are you up?
Little fucking bitch.
Fuck yourself.
Need Drew stay? Maybe he's good luck? Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, I'm on the couch right now.
Yeah, I'm still on the couch, Drew. I'm still on the couch right now.
Well, I spent $100,000 to afford this exhibit to go on, so you don't have to get the way back.
Yeah, well, guess what? I'm down 15.
50 bucks?
I'm down tremendous right now like I'm down tremendous. I'm not having read a range
I'm truly down horrendous right now
Just give me a little ball Tony Brown give me a little ball Tony. Let me get a hit, please
Let me get a hit on one of these.
Turn it with positivity.
Tell me.
I'm not lying.
Last battle of the day, please man, 1v1v1, literally like the worst odds possible to
hit. Go ahead. Onchats life, you're hitting a gold. I like that a lot actually. I like
that a lot actually. Onchats life, I'm hitting the gold right here. Onchats life, I'm hitting
the gold right here. Onchats family's life I'm hitting the gold right here. One dollar.
Have I even gotten ANYTHING?!
Oh yeah, let me get some fucking Yeezy boots!
Some Foam Runners!
Okay, a pair of shoes, $200, not bad.
We're getting a little, little, a watch? Is that good?
$90.
Now they get Gucci sunglasses? Okay.
Come on parking lot give me a go
GG chat
Be on it check can you guys be honest with me just type yes or no is it over?
Don't just be it be completely honest. Don't lie be completely honest
But all it takes is one all it takes is one it's not over
All it takes is one fifteen dollars
Okay, thank God. Oh my god. I'm a set of heart attack
W cope it's not cope bro. It's staying pessa. It's staying optimistic
Straight up all it takes is one all I need is one gold one gold
What is that? Okay, it's a G-Shock. At this rate, I mean, at this rate, like Johnny Sins
might as well come out a doctor's costume from the bathroom. Yep, just get your GDs,
Get your haws going.
Go ahead, point and laugh.
Go ahead, point and laugh, point and laugh,
point and laugh, point and laugh, point and laugh.
Go for it, bro.
What's all a workout machine?
Like not a single gold all day.
What is that?
Eight more and I need a gold. I mean you just can't even like
On they got a fucking chrome, but whatever that is a nice hat a hundred dollar beige hat. Yeah, she's
Same wall
I haven't even seen a gold on the left side haven't even seen a gold on the left side
Yeah, it's cooked it's cooked it's cooked
Wow, bro
Yeah, that's what I want bro a fucking hoodie a $10 hoodie, bro
I did win nothing. I quite literally won nothing. I quite literally won nothing. It's been four
days since I... it's been... I don't think I had a single winning day this month, the whole month.
I don't have any more money Drew.
You can't get a fill.
No, it's out of the covers.
Insane, bro.
Well, let's go to wall off.
No, bud.
How far is it?
It's close, it's close.
check your awards
hold on have juice
$9 $9, okay, that's a wall.
Like a library for this last for this last battle.
Chad, do I even do a battle?
There's no way this is a 24 minute walk.
Yeah.
Sorry, I have one more battle I could do.
What do I even battle battle this addiction I don't have an addiction
Holy shit, it's a $6 Uber.
It's actually so cheap.
But they all take 10 minutes a day to do it.
You can kick the floor right out, bro.
Do I do a 2K battle or try to run this up to 4K?
$500 extra. Is that even worth it? It's not even worth it.
All right, I mean, 2B2, 30% borrow, ignoring promo code messages, brother. I don't know
what you want me to do dude I can't generate a promo code I'm not I don't
run the site bro I've had a promo code every stream they're probably just not
awake
I just lost $20,000 and you guys are saying I'm ignoring promo code
messages like actually just oh my god
I'm not doing all parking lot bro code red o rage for $5 there's no way that's a real
thing for me I don't have a red o rage dude
We're just gonna click random shit
Oh, Marty had a money.
All right, well, let's just fucking send it, bro.
It could always be worse.
Okay, how?
How?
Tell me how.
How could it be worse?
How could it be worse?
You've kind of missed your flight
to the basketball game and then-
Don't knock on the line, bro.
You are the worst hot ever when I'm doing this.
Holy fuck.
Never gonna get a gold.
I don't think I'm ever gonna get a gold.
I'm never gonna, oh, give them a gold.
don't you? I'm not gonna lie. I'm a piece of shit. It's all there is to it. I'm just
a stupid, lazy, fat piece of shit. All it takes is one gold. Literally just one big
Gold is all it takes.
Oh my God, there it was.
Gold incoming.
Go, go, that's a gold.
No, it's not.
Just short, dude.
W-Y-O-X-I-C.
Oh, they just want three pairs of shoes.
Oh, and they want a backpack.
What did I win?
Oh, a leather slim wallet worth $12.
Might as well actually take it and shove it up my ass.
A bucket hat, nice.
Yeah, I think I'm losing unless I get a hit here.
Wet grass rug, hold on a minute!
That was- wait!
What is that?
What is that?
Okay, $600?
Did I win?
Did I win?
back. So I did all that for $250?
Wait, for $0.
I have a question, does this give you, does this bring you guys happiness, watch me lose?
Actual question.
But guess what?
Guess what that means, chat?
Did I lose?
Yes, but guess what that means?
It gives us more chances at golds.
More chances at golds.
I'm already out?
Come on!
More chances out of gold!
OH IT TAKES HIS ONE!
Oh my god, imagine if you're like a gold Pokemon. Nope.
Yeah, give me the fucking glasses and nose. Cause that's what I want.
Please, I need this!
Is that a monkey?
That was a teddy bear.
Discord Nitro.
Gallery Depthat?
I have to have the worst luck of all time.
Right?
To not have gotten a single goal feels like a crime.
My mom's kind of homeless.
Okay, double shoes, that's not bad, that's not bad.
Luca has 60 on the heat.
I mean, yeah, he's the best player in the NBA.
He's the best player in the league.
Expected of him
Gold was right there come on 10 more power eight more packs chat focus. We need a gold. It's not looking good right now
They got chrome hat
I'll take a wallet.
So you guys think Shae's better than Luca.
Oh nice.
Just wrap it up!
Yeah, give them a pair of shoes and give me an iPhone charger.
You're the one, you're the one.
Not a single gold all day.
GG.
All right, whoa!
Get me off this shit.
Oh, they want a Joker statue, worth.
All right, bro, whatever.
Drew!
Let's go to Wawa.
Get the phone, let's go to Wawa.
Do you have a swan through your phone?
Yeah.
All right.
We were just trying to get it to you.
OK, Batman.
All the phone?
What?
All the phone?
All the phone?
Crazy, you lost fake money.
I mean, brother, I don't know how many times
I have to explain it to you retards. I don't know how many times I got to explain it to you how it works
If I wanted to I could take that money in cash and put it in my bank, but instead I put it in there
And I try to win with it
Not asking anybody for a loan
I can get you to do it.
Cat.
It's not legal for me to lie about that.
I could get arrested for that, not arrested, but I could get sued for that.
What?
Just use just phone will key.
Are you gonna use backpacks?
This should be.
What's the title?
Oh, shit.
What?
What do you mean?
What we got it shouldn't be should be on here
Hey listen tomorrow will be a better day
What do you mean literally got a ticket to the game that is true and see that will they didn't get a
I'm not gonna lie low key will be better will be better tomorrow. I know Chad into what the ones I
Don't know what my cloth is
All right, let's go hoovers here
My ass is so
Starving we have not eaten all day facts
Are you coming?
Come on.
Oh, God, the water's here.
Can you make sure you lock it please?
You just have to click on the button.
It's on the door.
You want me to stand in the front or...
Place you on the front.
I stand in the front.
Come on! Let's go to Wawa!
Chad, do y'all want anything from Wawa?
Come on. Come on, let's take off 18 plus.
Do you like it?
Yeah, I like it.
Now, Lacey, for not taking the water inside, what water?
That's fine. We'll take it inside while we get back.
Wait, there's water?
I ordered water.
I didn't see it. Too busy working.
Black.
The Lakers one?
I don't care, bro.
I don't even care.
Just don't.
Just don't care.
Waffle House now Waffle House is too unhealthy. I'm gonna get salad for all of them.
Really?
How's the RETA?
I don't feel anything. I literally feel absolutely nothing.
He's been hungry, right?
Yeah, I don't know why but RETA has made me more hungry.
It takes a little bit to work.
So I've heard...
I was nervous because Guapo was making it sound like it was gonna like puncture me.
Guapo was making it sound like it was like the scariest thing in the world.
Yo change the title bro!
Should I let you two minutes from all of that shit so far?
Yeah.
Wait, it's right here?
Yes.
But I ain't done much here.
Can you hear me?
You should start a go-fund me.
You guys are assholes.
It's a golf course.
There's no type of larpid going on.
There's no type of larpid going on.
Between, uh,
Chad, do they have anything healthy at Walla?
Fruit.
Yeah, but I haven't eaten a meal since,
before the flight this morning.
Or you're probably going to get like a chicken wrap or something.
Get a hoagie.
A hoagie? Someone said that to Chad.
Hoagies aren't very good.
Wait, you don't say hoagie.
I don't say hoagie
What?
I just say sub
What's a hoagie?
It's a hoagie
No, it's a hoagie
It's a hoagie
And they have hoagie fasts
It's on the sandwich
The sub
A sub? Yeah, it's a sub
A sub? You don't even call it a hoagie way
It's a sub
No, it's not
They have a hoagie fasts
What is a hoagie?
They do have a hoagie fasts
It's just, it's just a different
I don't know if you understand
No, a hoagie is completely different than a sub
What's a hoagie?
Wait, chat, do you guys not
You guys don't know what a hoagie is?
It's a sell-out.
Nobody says hokey, thank you.
Wait, that's actually...
What state says hokey?
I promise if you go in there and ask people what is this, they'll say hokey.
I don't think here, no.
Wait, you don't think so? Only Jersey?
I don't think so.
I don't even say hokey.
I'm from the East Coast. Nobody says hokey.
That's not Jersey.
Do you guys say soda or pop?
Soda.
I know him.
It's soda.
I can't tell if it's me.
It's you.
Ow!
What?
How did he...
What's the difference?
We didn't even get out the car.
Or we didn't even get out the car.
How did they know we were in there?
How did they know we were in there?
Oh yeah, I'm sure you didn't get out.
Are you getting house camps?
What's up, man?
What's up, bro?
What's up, man?
Wait, they're saying Luca dropped 60.
You did? They told me a hundred times.
Oh.
I know. I know. I always thought one of my friends told me this story.
You saw one of Luca dropped 60?
No, I didn't know you were at Candy Fishery.
Oh, yeah, I was down there.
Yeah, I saw you and I was like, no, I gotta move, bro.
It's not like you're gonna come out of here.
Yeah, but you're gonna flip?
Yeah, for sure, because I don't think I've ever really seen you out here.
Are you coming back down here?
Like, you know, like, no.
I believe not, honestly, no.
You like it so far, is that right?
Yeah, it's cool out here.
I like it, it's calm.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
You're gonna play.
So I said cold, I thought flying was just too hot.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Have a good one, stay safe.
Stay safe, man.
One quick, one quick.
All right, I'm gonna go on.
All right, I'll leave you.
Yeah, I'll leave you.
You're a marlin, don't worry.
Looks like he's like straightening.
Marlin?
Yeah, like.
I don't know what he's doing right now.
There's no fucking shot.
What?
Yo, say on God right now.
What?
Is that your new picture?
Of course, for real.
You want to know how far he's going right now?
Chris, I got to take a picture.
He's off stream, so I got no idea I'm not with him.
Oh, he was off stream?
I saw you was going to Miami.
Yeah, and next week we are.
Appreciate it, man. Have a good one.
But yeah, so I was gonna say y'all like
Now we
Such a random question how do you how do you get
I don't know. That's what he asked. What is a say-well-on?
Oh, you haven't seen that speed put? Chicken soup. Bowls and salads?
Salad a day? I love salads. Chef salad or chicken salad?
Do I need to do the salad challenge?
Yeah.
I love salad.
You love salad, too.
I love salad, too.
Why do you say it with a smile?
I love salad.
Watch this.
I don't watch this.
All right, part of the salad challenge, you have to finish the whole thing.
Okay.
I ate a salad on the plate.
I'm going to do romaine lettuce, a little bit of ranch, okay?
no cheese because extra calories. Tomatoes for sure. Got to go some cucumbers on that bad boy.
Can I do double chicken? Is that a thing?
Put a little egg in there. Can you do double chicken?
Can't do double chicken on the salad.
Excuse me, is there any way I could add double chicken on to my salad?
So I gotta go up there right now before I order?
Order all.
Order all.
Got it.
Thank you.
I
Get a protein that's what I'm just looking at. I haven't had much protein today. I'm probably gonna get a protein shake
Extra protein one scoop five grams two scoops 10 grams 40 calories for 10 grams extra
You think what you shrugged?
Not that at all. Not that at all.
True doesn't deserve food.
Yeah, I think I fucked up your shit.
I'm sure you can imagine how you're leaving town.
You deleted my order?
I just deleted your phone.
You deleted your work?
I got kicked in the fuck.
Why do you just want it on mine?
I don't know. Yeah, you got to reorder my phone.
What does that mean thing?
Did you come to the Grum Show in Braidington on Saturday?
Grum Show?
Do you want to come?
Yeah, I'll go this time. I want to read everything.
See you during your show.
How y'all doing?
I'm good.
I have a thing.
I have a thing.
You've never tried cheese?
You've never tried cheese?
No.
Oh, yeah, they're good.
Yo, can we do something?
Can we do something?
Ask him how many likes for something.
So, like, do you want a new car?
A new car?
Ask him how many likes for a new car.
How many likes for a new car?
You have to record it.
Yo, Lacey, how many likes for a new car?
Five million likes.
Five million?
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Can you say, oh, next to the fat bitch.
Woo, woo.
Hey, next to the dope, man.
No!
Thank you, Lacey.
Of course, man.
Nice to meet you guys.
Bro, look on the ground and get a thousand dollars.
You want a what?
Bro, look on the ground and get a thousand dollars.
I'm not eating.
Who's gonna pay you a thousand dollars not me I just lost 20,000
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I just want you to go.
Nice.
Are you up?
Wait, you're shot.
How many likes one man?
No!
It disappeared.
I haven't done that in a minute.
I'm not eating.
I'm not eating.
How many dollars do we do?
To donate 10,000 charity.
How many likes?
100 million.
100 million.
100 million.
I'm not donating to charity, bro.
No, no.
How much do you lose?
Like 10 grand?
100 million likes how to donate 10 grand charity.
10 grand?
Yes.
What about, what about?
Two grand.
10 grand.
Oh my god, it was 10 million, 10 million.
Damn.
10 million?
Yeah, 10 million.
All right, all right.
All right.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Did you did you find the word no no no it just wasn't it just wasn't loaded wait
gotta get gotta get a wall while I'm in there but I'm off the wall
no bit rate
we're at no bit rate over here
Can I?
Oh, they're Facebook.
Oh.
It's actually a Facebook.
Facebook Marketplace.
Do you have a walker?
He said I can edit this up here and add double chicken to my salad.
Try to set that up.
Yeah, he said to add double chicken to my salad, but I'd do it up here, he said.
Oh, cookie.
Oh, they don't have the before place.
I was looking for those.
These are the best.
Have you ever tried this?
No, have you ever tried this?
Alright, I'll let it.
No, I haven't. I always thought I was...
What is it?
It's so good.
Peanut butter candy cake?
Okay.
Yay!
Are you too mellowy?
I don't eat for themselves.
But I've never seen anyone else do this.
Roasted or crispy?
Roast it, roast it.
What did you get here?
What are those?
That's what I'm saying.
What are they?
New?
Well, we got to try them.
They're new.
But can you imagine the fiddle with, like, something in the middle of it?
Like, oh my gosh.
Can I have a shirt?
Yeah.
That'd be good.
Gotta, gotta try those, too.
You shouldn't have meant that.
Wait, no, Bev?
I got a roasting cheek.
You should put drew on ready to go. I don't need right now. I could lose weight naturally
already, but I don't need to do I could lose five pounds if I wanted to
I don't live here, so no law law card for me.
All right.
Let's do it.
Can I borrow it?
Yeah, please let me call.
All right.
Do you need a receipt?
Uh, no.
Should be okay.
Thank you so much.
You too.
Yeah, I want to buy one.
I'm gonna need it.
All right.
I'm gonna need it.
I'm gonna need it.
All right.
I'm gonna need it.
I'm gonna need it.
I'm gonna need it.
I didn't fight it. After I paid, I'll eliminate it.
I was just going to pick up the paper.
Why would you just...
You've seen these ever?
Well, we got to try them.
I've never seen those.
Gonna taste a Shaq?
Well, Shaq tastes good. Have you ever had them?
Shaq gummies are amazing.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
You guys have any outside seating here
Holy shit look at the weights for
I don't know what that is, but it's not like really good, I'm not bad at all.
What is it?
These are costumes.
I'm gonna try one more time.
I really, I think it's a winner.
If anyone could scan this barcode, you can have the money, bro.
Lacey, you influenced my little brother to take a test,
and he had a heart attack yesterday.
How?
That does what?
I kind of wanted him to snack.
You checked out three times.
Bro, I just want my money to snack.
Yeah, I know.
The healthy section is over here.
So I'm a vinegar now that I shout
Huh no, they're kettle cook they're healthy
What
For a lot
Wait lace since I pay for your water you can pay for my chips. What do you mean? No?
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't hit me.
No, I just paid.
$20.
This one.
$20 for life.
Alright, let's see.
Let's see.
Where does it show my god, is it gonna be a winner?
188 25 winning numbers
31 17 6 34 no winner so far 27 36
Nope, not a winner, 15, 28, no, 24, I got bad news, man.
18, $20, okay, okay, $20, hey, where you got your money back, I'm good, I don't need
Wait, can you scratch one? I'm pretty sure this is a winning ticket.
It's saying invalid barcode for a reason.
I'm not trying to overstay my wonk with another.
I think you got me a lottery ticket.
I got no money, dude.
He just got me a lottery ticket.
I'm broke.
I'm broke.
Should we buy some lottery tickets?
What do you mean you're broke?
Alright, try scanning again.
It doesn't hurt.
Bro, it says invalid for a reason.
It's my coin. I found it.
I don't think you've seen the barcode here, Drew.
This is to scan your ID.
So where do you see if you won?
Oh.
You gotta show the guy or he says it on the thing.
It's like, bro, I know how to do it.
Yeah, you didn't win.
They're saying wrong code.
Bro, we can't leave here. What if it's a winner?
Is there eight?
Oh the uber is here okay should we go out this is the bar coach at it's not
working though I don't want to leave the code
bro I clearly want on there
I'm pretty sure it's a winner.
Fuck.
You want a what?
Oh, not a winner.
I can't do that.
I got to keep my ore on there.
I only do like a third strap tiktok on there.
That's what I'm saying.
No, but I just posted one yesterday.
I got to keep my ore.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I gotta keep my aura. I can't post for a movie. It's two weeks now.
How many likes do you think you have right now?
Hmm. How many likes do you think you have right now?
Is it three of two accounts?
What?
That likes a lot of them on Facebook.
Oh, 100% I post thrift traps on Facebook.
So I gotta keep my aura.
Yeah.
All right, let's take a look at it.
I'm tired.
That wasn't a date.
Sorry. That wasn't a date.
Wait, you just dropped a coin?
Nice to meet you, bro.
You guys on the way to Zuber?
Yeah.
I think it's this guy.
Oh, sorry.
Anybody?
Wait. NPJ.
Is it gas station to say Marley?
No, I think it's the truck.
Oh, is this it?
Yeah.
Wait!
Stop saying LJ.
I don't know if everyone in Tampa has some fake trucks.
We got a follow-up, too.
Can I sit up here, sir?
Yeah.
Follow-up?
Yeah.
Cool.
Is the truck following us?
Yeah, I have a feeling that we might be, we might get followed from the truck.
Why?
Oh no, there's followers here.
One, 29, seven, eight, nine, ten.
And, uh...
What are you guys doing streaming?
Yeah, streaming on Facebook.
How many people are watching me?
The last time many people were watching?
800 right now.
Really?
Yeah, you're 160.
We go all time.
Who's ever gonna travel like that?
No.
I don't think we'll know.
Wait, Chad!
It's nice dude.
Are those trucks like 500 feet back there?
I don't even know where we're staying.
Alright, well we get, we get, we get on.
This is him.
We don't, we don't have to go on.
Yeah, there are bikes and motors I will sue.
Here, what's the strategy for, for rights?
Sir, can I pay, can I tip you to, to lose them?
Bro, he's not a getaway driver.
I got a gun on me.
Oh, so you'll be fine.
Yeah, they have to try to.
You can turn off your light, though.
No, they're not trying to hurt us.
They're just trying to see where we live.
Yeah.
Why?
Because we have 800 viewers on Facebook.
No, I have like 7 million followers, so they're just trying to follow us to maybe
get a picture or find out where I'm staying, maybe?
Maybe.
So how much is an extra tip to lose them?
How much do you get paid for the undue 50 bucks?
Hundred bucks?
You really want to lose them that bad?
Oh, sure.
See if they actually are going to follow first.
Not necessarily lose them.
Maybe like take four rights and see if they follow.
Oh.
Let's see if they drive better than me about it.
I like them like this way.
Here you go.
Have you ever seen Vaughn?
I'm gonna put it on.
Buckle up.
Um, it's really fine to do.
Wait, where should I see that?
You got it?
Um, no.
Okay.
Alright.
Do you have a Tokyo Drift?
On this?
Yes, this one's on.
I'm getting PTSD, I'm getting PTSD, I'm getting PTSD from crashing the doom button.
Dude, why not crash me?
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
Know those trusses are down fast
Where's the meat buffer?
My god, what I'm hell of you is their chase yo, I'm not gonna lie
Oh, yeah, they're right behind us.
No, they're not!
Fuck!
Oh my god!
We're gonna call cops!
Oh my god!
No!
Guys, I just wanted to go to the toy house.
Maybe they just make a right into the floor somewhere.
That's so cringe!
Why are they following you?
Is it us here?
You wouldn't have that many viewers if they're following you?
falling we went up we have 15,000 up in the chase
we just pull over to the side and like if they don't pass it like they're
They're fuckin' fallin'
I just like...
I just like lost them
and they're like still gnain'
I'm sorry.
Turn left on your left.
Turn left on your left.
These guys are weird.
I'm sorry.
I'm really watching this stream.
Oh, are they fucking stopped the stream for a second?
We can't stop the stream.
We can't stop the stream.
He's keeping muddit.
you
You
Like top seeker, you know
dude how weird bro wait Jenny I'll have a picture of the truck did you show it
on shreemadol yeah
There's a RAM at 1,500.
3,500.
I attribute it now.
you
you
you
you
you
get some water
I already gave him 100 cash
She needs you to eat water, you're so hungry I cannot wait to eat this ever.
You're going away.
What?
No pork.
There's no way they don't have pork, sweetie.
What's the pork?
What's here?
How is it?
Nah, I don't know what it's actually.
Oh, it's my music.
Hey, don't you got a hood?
I got a hood.
Oh, the shaker, I've got all these snacks to try.
Now, that's no camera angle.
Oh, fuck.
I wasn't paying attention.
My neck!
That salad looks so good.
I know, I'm so excited to eat it.
Where's the chicken?
That's the double chicken.
But this is all chicken
So it's chicken stand
It's like the cold chicken salad inside
I thought it was gonna be like grilled chicken
Yeah, it's not.
I'm all right.
I'll have to help you, though, so it's fine.
I'll have it.
I'll have to help you.
No.
This footage is pretty nice.
I'm sorry.
Why the fuck would they have a chicken salad, chicken salad?
That doesn't even make any sense.
Is it not good?
I mean, I'm not a bad boy.
That's how you expected?
Someone said Dan just scored 83.
We're not.
Chat, those kids are not bored enough to fucking do that, bro.
We don't even put that inside.
Well, I picked roasted chicken because why would I want to get a salad fried crispy chicken
not just rooms of one of the salad.
My mom used to make chicken salad back in the day.
Huh?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You would eat it?
What?
You would eat it?
No.
Like, it would be just this with no greens, and I just put it on a sandwich.
So chicken sandwich.
But if not, it isn't dressing.
This is the chicken. I don't know if y'all have had chicken salad before.
Where is chicken salad made of? Is it mayo?
Adding any chicken to a salad is pointless. It makes it unhealthy.
So y'all just want me to go throw out my life with no protein.
Y'all want me to get zero protein in life?
This is equal to a straight plate of good white fucking noodles.
My camel.
Chicken salad is chicken.
Chicken, protein or chicken mayo.
Is that true?
What?
I'm eating mayo on my salad.
I thought you liked mayo.
That's a good one.
So I've just never had a sound with Mayo as the dressing board in my life.
No, it's ranch, isn't it? Remember you've cooked out of ranch?
Oh, it tastes bad.
Chef, can you give me a quick average?
Are you about to stop eating enough to try it?
I'm already cooking out like you should try it.
Are they not just sour stools?
Good?
Mm-hmm.
Isn't it good?
I mean, it's not bad.
But you know the rules, do you want to finish it?
It's not what I was expecting.
It's like...
I'm getting the job.
I was expecting...
I got job.
I was expecting salad with like pieces of grilled chicken and some ranch drizzled on top.
I wasn't expecting chicken salad like in a chicken salad.
I don't know how to explain it.
I'm looking fool though.
Uh oh, the reddit's coming in.
I'm just doing the like, alright.
Reddit rage.
I literally can't get angry, I'm sure there's not much else to do in the reddit rage.
I went pee earlier, I come back and I see someone say, reddit break.
Yeah, I went to the bathroom to reddit dude, I guess how it works, yeah.
Wait, you got the injected today, right?
No, you don't want to leave.
Ah, that was a real...
Like, can we not squeeze, start the debate?
Remember what you and Jay were talking about in the group chat?
What?
In the Twitter, a lot of group chat?
What about it?
What you guys were arguing about?
What about it?
Do the chat thing you eat...
There's no point asking the chat, because they're just good at troll.
Chat, do you guys think Lace eats more or less than 1,500 to 800...
1,800 calories a day?
A thousand percent.
A thousand percent.
A thousand percent.
More, more, more, more.
See, they say that, but they troll.
Bro, do you know how little 1500 calories is?
I don't think I ever finish a meal, ever.
No, that's fast. I'll agree with that.
Yeah, but I don't either.
I don't know.
I feel like it's very easy to eat them up.
Yeah, 1,800 is in a lot.
Didn't guess what Jeeber's response was.
Bro, when my grandparents die, I'm going to have more money than you and I'll buy your family's house.
No, okay.
That was literally Gabriel's response.
He told me that he told me that when he he's 25 from your main so that was grandparents die. He's gonna buy my parents house
Who said you you was it you or him that said you were gonna money mark him. He's gonna get a money
He's a lot he told me he told me the 25 year old from and he has to dash for living
And he told me that he was gonna money money when his grandparents died because he inherits all their money
and he's gonna buy my house and burn it to the ground.
That's what he said.
There's...
He said he's a toy that I don't need,
he said I'm gonna money mug you.
Yo, Lace, where's your cool ass 6'7 chain?
Someone said.
What's that for?
Do you want me to bring it on the trip?
Bring it to the games and the show?
Nah.
Did you tell them what you said about his grand-father and grandma?
Yeah, I said they're going to die soon.
I don't know what.
Like you're a will?
Do I have a will?
Yeah.
Am I a will?
No.
Why?
I just did a very short will right now, like 50% goes to my parents and the other 50% goes
to my brother and then if my parents are passed away, everything goes to my brother.
or buy kids and 50% of those are my kids, and so on.
What if your brother just doesn't like a hit on you now?
You wouldn't surprise me.
I might go on.
I might throw jayberts in my will.
I don't get inheritance from me as a reference.
Not a bad shot.
It doesn't really, really...
You still?
I'm not sure.
What about us?
You should donate 5% of it to the chat.
Everyone in the chat.
How would that even work?
How many people are in here? 18,000?
About 12.
Split it up between all 12,000 people.
5% of my will isn't that much.
Right now...
Wait, what's 5% of that million?
What the fuck, man?
$5 each so one sub they can all sub for the month for free.
I would put in bold letters if I did do that to my will, do not leave any to JD.
What's up?
What a foodie.
Wait, what is the mod toward of it?
Huh?
What is the mod toward of it?
Shoot him.
Shoot him?
Hmm?
Oh my God.
Five dictates for the will entry.
That's genius, holy fuck.
Bring it on, we got like, actually?
Oh my god, someone said it! Why do you like this super? If you go...
Like you're like...
Please, why do you do that? It bothers me.
Cause my grandpa used to do it when we were eating at Thanksgiving dinner.
No, don't do it, no!
No, you're lying.
That's the reason.
No, you're lying.
That's where it's gonna take you.
I'm being sad. I said that on stream multiple times.
You asked me.
No, I didn't.
No, you said you don't.
There's my dad and my grandma.
You said your dad.
My dad and my grandpa, they both would always go like this
when they eat, like in between bites.
So I just picked up on the habit.
I'm not going to lie.
I started doing it too because of you.
I don't know.
Because then my mom made fun of me.
She was like, why the fuck are you playing with your fork?
My dad and grandpa always do this.
Someone just did a whole breakdown of your time.
One vanilla ice cream cone.
200 to 300 calories.
First off, didn't even eat half the ice cream cone, gave it to Drew.
I don't even know.
No, you threw it away though.
One chicken tender.
How do they know you ate one leg?
I told them 88 calories, two pork chops, 400 calories, one burger.
I didn't eat a burger today.
That was yesterday.
Bag of chips.
That was yesterday.
Pop tart.
That was yesterday.
Sauteed spinach.
That was today.
Red rice.
That was today 100.
Wallach chicken salad 300.
Smoothie shake 200.
So, exactly.
Exactly, so you guys are wrong, and my calorie intake today is 1500 calories.
If you remove half the ice cream cone, and you remove the chicken tender and the burger,
it's about 1300 calories.
So you guys have to prove my point that I ate less than 1500 calories a day.
Wait, what?
I was just taking very much.
No, that was one day.
Thank you very much.
The chicken tender was like, that was yesterday.
No, I'm saying that's one day, though.
Yeah, so 1300 calories a day.
1300 calories a day.
We're at a range, Elvin range.
The shape was 500, the shape was 310 calories.
The shape was 310 calories and it has 5 protein boosts.
So I think that's like 40 grams.
You just made that up.
No, look it says 5 protein boosts.
Yeah, but what is that?
Each one was 10.
And I'm not even going to finish the salad either.
I'm looking down the salad.
I need to have it.
Pacturon can not a better shell.
No.
Are you wearing a wig?
Plus 10 calories.
How much is a piece of watermelon?
According to Jack, probably 500 for one piece of watermelon.
It's got to be like, what, five calories?
Are you ready?
Mmm.
The Jack is something.
Wait, can you inject it on stream?
What?
I don't think you could do needles on stream, right?
Someone asked that.
I'm waiting over there.
Do you read your Jack?
Me?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I do not wear two pays.
Quit asking about it.
I just read a chat.
Chill out, buddy.
Chad, do you guys like this phone more than the Samsung?
Let me be honest, I don't even like the dressing of the chicken I look, he wishes I could
have a bowl of lettuce.
Do you want some American cheese?
No, I'm okay.
Plus three hundred and fifty calories.
Darla is leasing the board.
What are these questions I'm reading right now?
Do I pick my nose in front of her?
Yeah, she does.
She does it everywhere.
Here's the thing that I want to hear.
Every human does these few things.
Every male, every man does these few things.
Picks her nose and then rolls it up and flicks her nose.
What's their fingers in between their buttcrack, scratches and sniffs, or under their balls,
scratches and sniffs?
And burps and farts.
So if every male does it, what does it matter if I do it in public or not?
I don't care.
I know that everybody I'm walking by also does the same thing in their own room, in
their own home.
So yeah, when I'm on stream, I'm in my own home.
I'm gonna fart, I'm gonna burp, I'm gonna scratch my butt.
But you do it outside of your home.
I know you're doing outside of your home. You're doing in the middle of the airport
Bro, we all lay in bed at night. We take our finger like this that we scratch
In puts like in our butt crack and then sell we all knew it all men do it guys. You say you don't you're a liar
That's kind of gross.
Not on a public stream.
It's not a public stream.
I'm in my house.
I'm in the comfort of my own space.
And then you eat with it?
Yes.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you think it's more dirty for me to scrabble?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
For me to scratch my butt crack and then touch food or for you to touch your phone
And you just play down in a million places throughout the day with a million germs and then touch your food
I my butt's been washed today. Your phone hasn't been washed in prior months
See
Is it in the effect?
Is it in the effect?
Is it in the effect?
People pick and choose, I tell you.
People literally just pick and choose.
People pick and choose, bro.
My ashrac has been in my pants all day.
A phone has touched a billion things
that other people have touched.
So yes, I go pee and I don't wash my hands.
I do, because I know my pee is clean.
I know where it's been.
It went from the shower
and it's been tucked in my underwear all day.
Your phones that we touch every single day
dirtier than my dick. I guess my kicks.
Alright, infinite bag of chips.
I know, I'm so tired.
Red Arrange Cortisol.
We had a Red Arrange Emo.
No.
But look, look, look, you wanted an Emo.
That's what you were asking for this morning.
Look really bad.
What?
No, they can just make an Emo.
Look really bad.
They can just make an Emo to be raging earlier
and make it into the Red Arrange Emo.
They really want a fucking Red Arrange Emo.
Damn, bro.
Just gave it to them.
Why did not?
I know this, and your voice has become higher since you got on right up, so my voice got
higher in less than 24 hours, okay.
Okay, so once you once you get skinny, do you have do you have to?
I mean once I am skinny.
So once you get skinny, do you have to like maintain that or are you are you
going to gain all the weight back like super quick? Like do you have to
maintain like whatever calories you're eating and stuff?
I can then maintain.
Literally I've been maintaining
Yeah, but once the ratta starts hitting you're gonna be eating even less doesn't matter. I
Have been training for the last six months in maintaining weight. I have maintained 200 pounds for about a year
Maintaining to be easy
I don't think if you're skinny why are you on ratta brother?
Why is, why is clav on reddit?
Why is, why are bodybuilders on reddit?
Like y'all just haven't told me,
you guys don't know what you're talking about.
You guys have to worry about the number.
How many fur to the loom black shirts do you have?
Wait, am I in my package home?
I didn't see anything.
I didn't see anything.
Well how many chips are in this damn bag?
Delivered today.
With this bread?
Like human furtiles?
Delivered to the house.
Wait, like the regular house?
Like you're such an idiot.
I didn't, you saw me put the address in.
Yeah, well let us see.
So now we just have two new portables?
Was that the one?
I have a portable at the new house and 22 black shirts.
We have a lot of sleep.
Wait, so now we just have two new portables?
I have a portable at the new house and 22 black shirts.
Wait, that's not scary.
What?
What's scary?
There's also one thing that makes you infertile.
I don't know if I'm getting very curious.
Renna does not make you infertile.
What I did read about though,
is that Renna can give you a-
What is it called?
Adhesion?
What's up?
I don't know about that.
What is it called?
It's the word that starts with the A.
Wait, is that my sister?
Or it's...
Wait, be careful!
He's over the door now!
I'll tell him to leave.
Or are they walking away?
People are going to be so serious.
I'll try.
Watch out, people come to that for a lot of sleep in here.
People have zero respect for people.
They're going to be so serious.
I'll try.
Watch out, people come to that for a lot of sleep in here.
If people have zero respect for private zero, why don't you follow me home?
If they didn't know it or anything?
I don't think so.
I mean, we just closed all the...
Oh, no, it's all right.
Let's just close the blinds.
It is?
Yeah, it's a truck.
How do you close these ties?
That's scary.
Like I have no sense of privacy anywhere dude.
Call the cops, what are they going to do?
Oh my god.
Call the cops. What are they gonna do?
Like you don't think at all that's like any bit like there's people around you bro.
No he does that every morning too.
Bro, it's smell!
No! No!
When I do everything that's different, every guy does it.
When you're taking a piss and you fart at the same time.
That's normal.
That's so normal.
No, it's bad!
What?
Look, that one red?
That's not...
That is normal when you're peeing and you're pushing the pee out, so you fart?
I'm gonna tattoo.
Lacey, I tattooed thugs two days ago.
Dear god a w-tap
Actual w-tap
You should get a thug's furth
Did you get a lacy tad on your throat? Show everybody who's it is.
What?
That's wrong. Check your mark.
Wait, can someone get a fucked root tattoo?
Nobody's getting that.
Who got, wait, who do you got?
He's a community tad on her.
Did she?
Everything is normal for a psycho, I'm gonna think it's a little tingle tingle.
Oh, you're leaving me with them?
Yes, I'm gonna have to turn in seconds.
Hey chat.
We don't want my drink.
Can you pass me one of your drinks?
Thanks.
We're super.
Okay.
I'm not fat ass.
So you're calling me a fat ass?
What's up guys?
Okay, ready?
Stop laughing at that.
It's not funny.
I hate this chap, right?
What if I call you a fan, I'll be the bad guy?
I'm not gonna get the tattoo.
I need your break room.
Okay, am I overthinking?
I want a cocoa tattoo.
Right up right.
Am I overthinking?
thinking or is it they someone run the doorbell saw saw us and then just left
yeah like you know he didn't like wait you want us to open the door ask for a
picture he saw we were here he was like she saw us looking at him like yo you
fucking retard yeah or he just confirmed that this is a house where
and get fucking shot in our sleep.
One little thug problem.
What are you guys watching us from, Tom?
It probably aren't.
Should we have Dreyfell up?
6'8", Dreyfell with his gun?
Dreyfell doesn't need a gun with that fucking third-leggedness.
What? I can't. You like.
Pacing the joint is usually a normal thing before a robbery.
Huh?
Yo, how did you have to read that one?
Oh my God, dude.
We can't say it, we actually can't say it.
I mean, I...
Wait, I gotta find anything, unless we go to a lot of jobs.
I'm low key, just want to stop IRLing and just literally stream from my desktop every day 24-7.
Who comes to someone's Airbnb and just it's midnight and you're knocking on the door
and talking to me.
Chad, please tell me what the cops are going to do, bro.
Just don't give them the same thing.
They're honking to see that he's here to hear the honk on the train to know what house
we are.
I'm calling the cops.
And say what?
Exactly.
Hey, I'm making, I'm streaming going to Twitter.
People are honking outside my house.
They're gonna say that's your problem. You shouldn't have showed the your house
It's not how they, they won't say that, but...
I just...
Nevermind.
I thought I heard people.
Where'd you know where?
Checking the house.
Pro, who do you think you are?
you are
you motherfuckers want to play stupid games you're gonna win stupid prizes
boom I have a knife and I'm not afraid to use it self-defense for my property
nah they're definitely not gonna come back after that bro you really scared
them off no shot they come back
Or ah
I was opening something I think
Toughest
We're gonna refund the B&B you think no if you tell them that we're being stalked. It's not safe. Um, I don't try
I don't know where else we're gonna stay.
Well, that won't be safer than this.
Locked the door. Wait, is you not even locked it?
No, I did, I did, I did.
You did?
And then it's fine. Just don't give it attention.
Is there extra room here?
How many rooms are there?
Two or three?
Four.
Four?
Mm-hmm.
Could hire security.
Thought I still got right like that.
Yeah, now you're down a lot for the past couple of days, bro.
Go to the hard rock.
Oh my God.
Wait, is anyone at some game?
We could go to the hardware house
Where you gotta win your money back
Jose guys was in Miami you guys think that like you guys think that
Like I say I'm in Tampa and they tell me these they tell me to use truth you were in Miami
Like you guys think every place is Miami
Yeah
No, it's...
Stay at Jinxie's house?
What are you saying?
Yeah, we're all gonna go sleep with Jinxie in his bed.
Of course.
You know what it is? It's because we're so used to, like,
going around LA and, like, having security.
like when we're like other places we don't pay attention to it.
Do we have security in LA?
Like at the house.
So like when we leave the house,
then we don't really give a fuck for this word.
There's security.
Well, because in LA, I'm like, I'm like.
You're the king of LA.
No, I'm like a national treasure there.
I'm safe anywhere I go.
Really?
That's what you're treating like that, aren't you?
But you got Rob.
You got Rob.
I'm the king of, yeah, that was before I became the king
I don't know if the King of LA treated it like a national treasure out there, I don't see it anywhere in the world.
It's true.
Literally true.
There's your King of LA tattoo on your throat, right behind your ear.
Why are you going to get something on my throat?
Because you've been throwing out throat tattoos all night.
You want a tattoo in your throat?
I think you're going to need a shirt club on your 21st birthday.
You want a big big muscular white
No, this is so tough. I'm gonna get this you should put go
Yes
I'm gonna game bars
W title
What's the title?
Some retouch it
sitting in the house all night in Mara frown town down 23rd patch on your leg
I just hate my words you are in Mara frown town what do you want to do you go
for a swim let's go oh
clav has security for you am I getting try my getting raided or is that
That's something who actually thinks that's like,
like, I can't, like, am I?
I don't know what they have in town.
I don't know what they have in town.
Rose came in paranoid by chat.
They can't even see the front door.
Do they do shark fishing out here on the beach?
You know, they do, um, the shark cage, um.
Oh, you still have to do your shark cage.
I did it.
When?
When?
On my old.
Your old?
Who filmed it?
Russell Russell film so if we call Russell right now he's gonna say he filmed it okay calm
Call Russell
No, he's not I did it on my old call Russell
Yo, not only do I have 15,000 on the chat trying to be mad I have you trying that too
We're not trying to make you mad you stop being the mayor of frown town
Yo Russell
Did Nick do the shark stream on my ult when you filmed it?
No, I don't remember that.
No, I think it was on his ult.
You dick rider! You fucking dick rider!
It was due for good purpose, so I appreciate that.
You dick rider.
It's exclusive. There's only like what, five people in there?
It's a 400, 400, no clips for allowed or anything.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Must have missed that stream, yeah, you guys must have missed it. Thank you, Russell. Appreciate you, bro.
How the fuck did Russell, bro? What the fuck is that?
Old job did on my own!
Russell wants the raise.
Russell, check your cash out.
Baby sharkfish out here. On the beach.
Really? See where I'm at. So, okay. So, let me get this straight.
We have people showing up to the house right in the doorbell.
doorbell you'll be going to open beach and shark fish in the middle of the night.
Not a lot of salt.
Chad, you guys can't even see outside. What do you mean, light outside? I swear.
Auntie, what time is it in Africa?
In Africa?
That's where it's from.
Where auntie's from?
Yeah, that's where he lives.
Here's Africa?
Yeah.
Here you go.
pilot's calling me pre-asking my drugs y'all not pilot what's up bro
I'm sitting here at the bar on a Thursday watching Mark's Madness I miss April my bracket is false
it's so bad every fucking pic is wrong I'm drinking myself to oblivion but not
No he's not!
Who's that?
Pilot has an STD!
Here in the house, here in the house.
He was ruined his whole life.
Brack is ruined and all his nights are ruined.
He said he was trying to explain to her that he doesn't have an STD.
He's my streamer friend.
He's just trolling.
Well, she's got like look up. Oh, he's a cheeser. He lives in Tampa stay on God
Can we get a cheeser collateral there? I would love to do a cheeser collab
Pilot tech needs a nice bro. You scared her away
Put the knife down you ain't doing shit
The ass is someone is someone that's on that door right now. You are not walking up to the door
I'm a property.
No, you're not.
Wait, how does that work, self-defense law?
If I don't technically own the house.
No, but you're self-residence.
Or like staying there, so I think you're chillin'.
Stop stalling and listen to your girl
she clearly wants to do something.
Brother, I've been live for eight hours doing stuff.
And I have people fuckin' chasing me around Tampa
and you want me to go out and public and do stuff.
And it sounds like a blast, man.
Sweeter than grandma's cookies.
Oh, this chat's trolling,
but I guarantee every person in this chat would feel uncomfortable
if they had people knowing where they're gonna be sleeping.
They're really swinging that knife around right there.
Why are you doing this shit?
Where'd you learn that?
hide the 30 I don't have my six and a chamber you're soft yeah bro soft you
guys got each other soft but if there were people trying to rob your house
and trying to hurt you and knocking on your door I guess you guys wouldn't be
a little paranoid a little a little worried and you guys understand I have
a lot of responsibilities I gotta make sure I got I have like Drew here I have
darling I gotta make sure they're safe I like I got a lot of stuff I gotta worry
about
my number of priorities to make sure all my people are safe and their safety
matters and I had people trying to hurt us I guess you're protecting me
why are you guys saying son why are you saying son it's true you're not
I'm not a spider.
Like my toes.
I'm gonna go make a clear to the house.
Come here.
I'm gonna make sure it's in.
Just stay here.
Maybe you can walk yourself in the room.
I'm gonna walk myself in the room.
Just stay right there.
I'll be back.
I'm gonna make sure it's in.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm going to walk myself in the room.
Go and lock myself in the room.
Just stay right there. I'll be back.
I'm going to make sure anything's going to happen.
Alright.
What was that? What was that?
Someone just threw rock.
It's not on rock?
Someone just threw rock over the fence.
You guys say I'm a pussy, right?
I'm a pussy, but someone just threw rock over the fence.
But I'm a pussy, right?
What was that? I was crazy. I'm not gonna lie.
That was really crazy.
That's not even funny.
Be honest with you.
I'm God, it was not me.
It was not me.
You don't know that it was you.
On my mother's life, I could call her right now.
I promise you that was her.
Oh, they actually promised I'm not kidding.
I promised you I was standing right there, and I was about to run inside and close the
door on you.
I can't close the door.
What if they have a gun?
Have a nice.
I'll let a stab the shower curtain.
If anybody's in there, you're gonna die.
No!
Don't!
Why would you hide in the shower and I say I'll let a stab the shower curtain?
You don't say anything.
What am I stabbing?
Are you retarded?
I'm not even like this because I feel like you're retarded and I'm actually doing it.
I'm walking around with a knife and she's hiding, keeping quiet!
I'm running!
I'm walking around with a knife and she's hiding in the shower!
I'm gonna stop the shower curtain and just say a word!
Alright, wait, do you actually like kick a rock or something?
I put it on a dime and touch a rock!
I can't tell if I believe you.
These are one of these things where I'm gonna have to let me end stream.
I'm gonna, seriously, have to ask you if you threw a rock or not.
It's too clean to calm down.
You're dealing?
Yeah, fucking five thousand down.
Hold on.
Hold on, Lace.
Why is it lagging?
Okay.
Freaking creeps, stop looking through the windows.
Where'd they go?
Who's that?
Father, stay back and be quiet.
Oh my god, you're a cookie man.
This is a new joke. I'm going to buck him up and ask how the shed doors are.
You don't need $500 to jump in with a toy.
You be quiet.
That's...
$500?
Shut the fuck up.
Someone's in there. I'm going to break down the doors.
Stay there.
Don't do it.
Why are you doing this?
Come away.
It was open.
Come here.
What if someone's stuck into the house?
You left the door open.
Oh, no.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Is that someone on the roof?
I'm sure there's someone there.
Bro, how can I have someone on the roof there?
Just saw it, I have nothing.
Oh my god, someone on the roof.
What's wrong?
I have a knife.
I think someone threw another rock, but I hid the roof.
Should we go on the roof?
on the roof?
I mean, this is not a funny one.
I can't leave.
I don't want to leave.
Don't play around with shit.
You don't know where I'm going.
Where I'm from isn't a joke.
This isn't funny.
Where I'm from, I had to be
with shit like this every night.
Really?
Yes.
Well, go ahead and never move on.
I'm going to be safe enough.
You probably had a whole security system,
three different angles of cameras
outside your house maybe a motion detection light
fucking don't ask what you're only working down
What?
Wait, you see that out there?
Why would I put a finger?
No, I don't! I've never done that!
So you're gonna believe her?
I don't believe this.
Bro, you don't even have the weapon anymore.
You walk around with your fucking face.
You wanna know why?
Because I have two registered weapons on my body.
Yo, that bracelet sucks.
Why does it fall off every time?
Do you wanna go explore in the acreage, Matt?
I don't wanna explore in the acreage, Matt.
See here?
This?
I already have control of it.
You can't strangle me here.
And you want to watch this?
Guess what?
Ow!
Hey!
Chill!
Yeah.
Survival ensues in a fucking fox!
A fucking like, maybe like a panda or something.
Well, the reflectors are so good, bro.
W protector.
That was Orr out there saying it.
Now, what is that here?
There's a costume.
No, so no one can open the door.
Put it in between.
I broke it.
Is this the gun crate?
Yeah.
Six seven six seven I'm just mapping out since anybody did break in here my
my defense strategies. You think there's rope or anything Chad? Pig. She said some
booby traps. That's what I'm thinking. Look at pin. Rada has been linked to known
side effects of paranoia and skits a front door put something slippery at the
front door so if someone breaks in they slip
how's it gonna work it's only one door away yes you do it lower you do it down
there so they turn it through the tight do it tight I don't want to connect it to this
Oh fuck.
Ah.
When I sure work out.
Mine is so heavy, oh it's a water.
There you go.
Someone's out there.
Girl, you think I'm stupid?
Yes, very.
Very, oh you're in the line of sight.
You can get shot right now.
Is it good?
Yeah, just don't, don't, don't, just let it go.
Should we test it out?
No, no, no, I was gonna say.
Wait, let's just see.
No, no, why would we, oh, we're not seeing.
We have to make sure it works.
They just gonna ruin the trap.
Yeah, but, okay.
It's fine.
But we gotta make sure the door opens the correct way.
Okay?
Okay.
That's why people are sending a lacy confetti prank.
Stop.
Prank.
Fucking survival.
See this before in the movies?
Playing the killer, soft.
She's just gonna sit all the reports and I just...
I'll see you before you lose.
They're saying the robbers dreams like me.
Careful bro, you're gonna scratch the floor.
I'll do the straw method.
What's this?
I'm gonna heat up the handle.
Oh my God, that's crazy.
Okay, how do I get the hand in line?
Oh, hold on.
You're going to break the door.
Can you stop bumping into the fucking door?
You're going to break the door.
It worked.
They're saying it works.
Put that trap down.
Freshable oil. Nice.
That's gonna get him, bro.
Can you explain exactly what that's going to do?
Like, if you went on the floor, I'd be like, oh, okay.
But what is that?
He opens the door?
Have you guys opened the door?
They're saying you're cleaning.
You're cleaning.
If they open the door, see, he's going to slide right off.
He can't open it.
Test it out?
I try.
It actually works.
You just opened it.
No, like that first.
And now my hands are slippery for the rest of the robbery.
So I can fix it up.
That's not a bad idea.
Nice and safe.
Put something behind the door slider I did right there, got a little thing down there, it's pretty good, pretty solid, I don't want to actually see it.
I think it's supposed to be a Marchman, Mr. Orr.
Yeah, well, I think she changed you out of fucking me.
Why is the door still locked?
Why is it unlocked?
There we go.
Okay.
You got that?
Stop, you gotta break the trap, dummy.
Oh, I have an idea.
Play something on the TV that will scare them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What should you play?
What are you playing? Go, go, go on.
What am I going to do?
Bro, call the cops.
Nontent.
They're saying the sensor lights on, Lacey.
No, it's not.
The front door sensor lights on.
That's not...
Ow!
I can't see the other door, I didn't even like that at all.
I can't see the other door.
I need YouTube.
Justin Maxing.
I need YouTube. Wait, is this the guy who owns the B&B? I sell him.
This.
No, no, no. There's a guy's face.
Wow
Not shit on this TV
Do I have a sign in?
You gotta have abs, no? God the TV fucking sucks
Yeah
No, it's fine.
Let me guess, Drew booked the Airbnb?
Yeah.
Please tell me what's wrong with this Airbnb.
It's not very safe.
Because of you.
You're the reason it's not safe.
No, there's no security system set up.
There's a lock on the front door.
But someone just sent their username and password for you to use in the chat.
No, I'm good. I got it.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, you you're I you're actually like a little kid
Who is that he did fruit ninja and he cut off he cut off his finger while playing it?
I
Wicked up on YouTube name youtubers, and I wanted to see if I know them
Okay, I'll like be completely honest. I know wait Chad just say some cuz I can't think about I'm gonna be honest
I was not on like like I didn't I wasn't on YouTube. Yeah Chad name a bunch name a bunch name bunch
Not like Roman I would
I know who he is Wolfie Raps no I know Matty D Raps
no FGTV no that's a little kid shit I'm not gonna lie Dan TDM me like popular
people I yeah but you're in a nope Tanner Brown guard Tanner Fox come on I
I know Tanner Fox, but I found out about him recently because of the diss tracks.
I was listening to him.
Stampy long nose.
He's not a real person.
You know who Stampy is? Oh my god.
Stampy long nose is not a real person.
CJ is so cool.
Yeah.
You know him?
Yeah.
Oh, Pop... I never knew how to say his name. Popular MMOs?
No.
Uh, fuck, you never played Minecraft, so you wouldn't know, like...
Dom Tracy.
No.
Tell us from here, but I don't know.
He did, like, the clown videos.
Like, the killer clown videos in, like, fucking 2015.
Does it ring a bell?
Does it ring a bell?
Um... fuck.
Chats going fast
J station. Oh my god. That's a crazy pole
J station in the crazy pole. I heard a J station. Holy fuck. Oh
My god, that's insane
Guava juice. I never watched him, but it's not a juice. No
I did not want fun pros. No, I don't watch cocoa melon bro
Oh
Our Ryan toy reviews, it sounds familiar, but no
Evan to know oh, you know what I do know Fred the fuck it's Fred. Oh
Jay's friend
You know Fred. What about Jay stew? No, they did the toilet paper for us
Ireland boys no bro you actually you know Fred dude you have no YouTube all
knowledge no I know I don't have none STEEZY Kane I know STEEZY Kane what did you
do I know STEEZY from from 2k did he play chat he played 2k I know I know him
from like his pranks and he would be like he played 2k yes the singing in
public the singing songs in public no oh wait no I know STEEZY from did it he
He sang, he did, I know him, see he came,
what is he not familiar from?
It's not from Touquet, it's from, oh my God.
He sang a certain song, he would walk around
and sing the song in public, yeah.
But there was one that I saw that went popular,
I forget which one it was.
There was a bunch, but yeah, okay.
He pinned?
I suppose it was 1%.
This point was over there.
Where?
My phone died.
Do you want to eat some water?
Do you want to eat some water?
Chat name, Moore. I'm struggling here.
Do you want to eat some water?
Chat name, Moore. I'm struggling here.
Do you want to eat some water?
Big Daws TV?
Ooh, you lowkey would know him.
Because he had like a super popular prank.
Big Daws TV?
Why aren't you talking?
Is there something in your mouth?
It is still.
I'm going to pan the camera away.
I'm gonna pan the camera away.
See, what were you chewing?
My gum.
Okay, enjoy your gum, bruh.
I hate chicken nuggets.
I'm a big boy.
Wait, you never saw the Clay Thompson
like look-a-like prank
and he got like into the stadium?
No, I didn't know, but I didn't know his name.
Uh-huh, who else, who else?
Name like super popular ones.
I don't see the pin, hold on.
That everybody would know.
I'm naming, I feel like I am naming things
that like lowkey everyone but no.
Really?
Bro, Jay's day shit was a crazy poll, I'm not going to lie.
All right, can I name YouTubers I used to watch enough?
Wait, I can't read that one.
Wait a chat, there's this one guy,
I don't remember his name.
He was like a redhead and he was like-
Oh my God, is he the Lutheran?
No, that's a TV show, isn't it?
He was like a redhead and he would like sneak
into like abandoned places and like climb buildings
shit and he was he had like a european accent and he would like rum from the cops
does anyone know what i'm talking about i mean they definitely do
how do my phones die?
Ali Law oh my god crazy poem holy shit he used to make cool videos
yeah i don't know them
you won't really have any ballhouse
you won't know people i used to watch on youtube like actually the only youtube i've ever watched
was prank invasion kissing pranks I used to watch like the kissing pranks when
they would be on the beach and like hot mom edition it was make out with the
moms right in front of the daughters or sons and just grab their ass I've
ever talked to that for the first time ever other youtubers I watched I
watched there's this one cod zombie youtuber I watched I don't know his name
he like he did he did the tutorial on how to make the bows and I watched it just
chat this chat saying his name we see they're saying Jason love adapt no
Oh
Syndicate syndicate. Oh, maybe or no, no, no wait. Yes, and there's mr. Mr
No
Didn't syndicate get canceled a bunch of times. I remember or I could be wrong. I remember watching drama. It was mr. Rafa waffle
Him I watched him a little bit. How you never heard of Dan TDM. That's crazy
Have it. Oh, I watched do perfect
Bro, that's like everyone dude perfect has like 50 million on YouTube like everyone knows who do perfect
I watched
You guys are naming people that like everyone knows I
Didn't really watch it like I watch Nick a 30 like bro like everyone knows who he is
Jack dirty. I'm not gonna lie. I used to watch him when I was in like fucking fifth grade
I'll be honest son SS sniper wolf do you know her
nah I think from fortnight no she played for me for a little bit
Not maybe maybe should do it. I don't know
Morgz, do you know Morgz?
No, not everyone's from fucking for me. I know Morgz from for night though. He has an accent
Right, okay. What kind of videos did he make? I don't know. I just remember him playing for me
Okay, I think he played for my Friday. That's how I know maybe he did
I don't know, but that's not what I recognize him from wait. No morgue sounds familiar. Maybe I watched morgues
What they used to make super cringy challenge videos with his mom and like they were obviously super fake
But like if you were a kid you would believe it it would be like oh my gosh, I think okay break
No, no, I'm maybe his mom would be like if you could guess the price of this shirt right here the exact
Super close to the camera. Yeah, and then and then he'd guess it'd be like ten dollars and fifty two cents
And then she's like oh my god
That was rug that did the cocaine prank. I was wrong
Um
Roman at whichever I never watched Roman that would p2 of course. I know p2
Anybody who played 2k or for tonight, I know them make juggernauget. I don't really want to be honest before 2k and for tonight
I didn't watch YouTube
Like, I just didn't watch YouTube at all.
Wait, you gotta know who Myna Rez is, right?
Yeah, I know Myna Rez.
Okay.
What'd he do?
Maybe land in that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Caleb, maybe, or Caleb is a very, very...
Oh my God, do you know who Casey Neistat is?
No.
Pfft.
But that doesn't count as Myna Rez thing, I know Myna Rez from Fortnite.
How do you not know Casey Neistat?
You know who I do know?
Um, oh, what was her name?
Uh...
It was a girl YouTuber. She dated another YouTuber that you already said. I've heard her name. Alicia. Alicia.
I don't know. I don't know.
She like makes like God content now. Like content about like like God in the Bible.
Um, I don't know. I don't know what he's talking about.
Taylor or Alicia?
Yeah, her.
Was she even like a YouTuber? I thought she was just like Taylor Fox's girlfriend.
Maybe I don't know.
I also used to watch couples content a little bit.
Like on YouTube.
Yeah, you were just like a horny little fuck.
No, I was not.
Like I would watch, I used to watch these two YouTubers.
It was a guy and a girl.
Her name was Gabriela.
And I always thought they were going to get married.
But then they broke up.
I forget what their name was.
Something in Gabriela.
They had like a combined channel.
So you're telling me you never watched Right Now?
Who is that?
I need to figure out who it is.
Jack and Gabby. Oh, Jack and Gab. I watched them.
I also watched these two gay black dudes.
I remember their name.
But they used to do like chapstick kissing pranks.
They were two like gay dudes.
You're telling me you never watched a RiceGum YouTube video?
Not even like the one kill equals like the strip Fortnite video?
I watched the Fortnite ones, yeah.
That's when I got into YouTube was Fortnite.
Oh, that's a classic chat.
No, I used to watch these two gay black dudes.
So was I that?
Yeah.
I thought I was freaking out.
I heard that too.
It's a car.
We're driving by very slow.
Oh, that's interesting.
I know.
It's just going to be like 10 minutes.
Um.
It's just insane.
Just one more.
Bounty Hunter D?
Oh my god.
Wait, is that his name?
Patty Mayo
Wait, have you ever watched Patty Mayo videos were low key fake as fuck when they were good
Patty Mayo's crazy, I don't he used to do like like bound like not bounties
But like fuck what's it called when like a warrant?
He'd like order people's house and be like I have a warrant for your arrest
And then like he'd like chase them or like whatever and like a rest in
Um
The dole brain brothers wait that sounds familiar you've probably seen them. I've it's it's it's their next wins, right?
There's their twins and then they have two other yeah, well, I've watched them. I've seen them. Um
Rocko Piazza is a crazy pole. He wasn't really that popular, but I've watched the dole brain brother
That's a crazy. Can it give us me realize what do you think people in like ten years are gonna look back and be like
Yeah, you remember my lazy probably
Cuz they're all the people were naming like like
They're like, I don't know. Yeah, they're not they're not they don't do anything anymore, or they do
I don't want that. I don't want people to be looking back and be like damn. You remember Lacey. That's a crazy pool
That kind of sucks even think about
Fuck
I'm calling your parents, can you?
Yeah, just to tell them that there's people circling in agreement.
And technically they're calling a problem.
Can you explain to them, can you explain like this whole situation of me being like streaming and stuff?
Yeah.
What was that?
What the fuck was that?
Well, that sounded like it was at the front door.
Did I not? Unless it was this table that I'm sitting on, but I don't think so.
Wait, have you ever watched Ross Creation?
It's half-signal, you.
I'm not too. Stop saying I farted. It's not a fart.
Wait, what's the, like, non-emotional word?
I think when you call it, does it-
One-one? I don't know.
Oh, no, you just said Google
Google the
Like the police station
The police station
Fuck we look chat we look chat we look he named everyone I feel like at least from like who I watch
Okay, now let me ask you people that I watch see if you recognize them burgers your name like 2k people, but okay, do you know
Do you know g-man?
No, like that guy probably got the 30,000 views of video
G man who is G man?
Yeah, everyone's saying no outside to do it
G man
What about like, do you know Power D.F.?
No, they were these all 2K people.
I'm not going to know.
If you're naming 2K people,
I'm not going to know a single person.
Okay, do you know?
I want to find the two gay black guys
that used to watch.
You found them.
Remember a couple months ago,
you found them.
What were their names?
I think one of their names was Jaden.
It was like something in Jaden.
Chad Wild Clay?
Who is that?
That sounds really familiar.
Don't go outside.
Why would you crawl outside?
Okay.
Why would she go outside?
Well, why don't you just go to the room if your sister comes all the way over here?
Huh?
I don't know.
I bet the number didn't work.
I don't want her to be out there alone.
Was she in the car?
Yeah.
So she could pull into the driveway and then we could come outside.
Yeah.
Yeah
What's his name, what's his name like what is your problem?
Yo, what is your problem?
Wait, do you know what too hype is yes? I know what too high okay, okay, bro. You were like good
fucking I know two heads oh Adam say love that sounds familiar that is a
court Adam say this house for me like isn't he low key still around like
doesn't doesn't he do like the the I don't know it doesn't I don't know I
think I've seen him somewhere do you know phase clean damn oh my god imagine
like 20 years from now it's gonna be like do you remember phase clan
Holy shit
There you idiots are saying like Sam and Colby like everyone doesn't know who fucking Sam anybody was around now
I probably know like I don't know the OG youtubers
Pretty boy Fredo. I never watched another thing Alex was hobby will be shocked
People will be shocked that like I didn't watch certain shows
No, I feel like shows are different, I don't know. I was a YouTube kid.
Me too.
Wait, do you recognize any of the people we're naming?
Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.
Someone added me on Twitter and said,
Tell Lacey I'll come and sit in front of his house all night with my strap.
500 for the night, let me know.
Yo, how did I manage to get make Twitter mad again?
What did you do?
I said that I was looking for a personal assistant to make 10K a month, to book flights and hotels,
to clean my room and laundry and cook meals for 10K a month, and Twitter apparently is
not enough.
Wait, shoot, shoot, okay.
You want to make Twitter really mad?
So tomorrow, let's hire someone for like, and you can be like, yeah, I'm paying them
2K a month, and like, be like, I found someone, I'm going to pay them 2K a month.
Like and then they'll get really mad JD. Why are they saying JD?
True loves hate farming well, I bro I just
Like I know I know you care a little more than me
But like I just I feel like the chat's just like or Twitter's just like retarded not is is like
I could care less what fucking Twitter says
I don't know
Casey Neistat sounds familiar. Bro, like she made he was like he's like, you know, yeah, I have a crazy full youtuber
Okay, Ryan Trey head
Like that's not a crazy poll. He's literally one of the biggest youtubers right now. How is that a crazy poll?
He is like probably like like what son
Bro, Casey Neistat, like, oh my god, he had so many banger videos.
He would just like roll around New York City, and he's like back when the like electric
skateboards were like really popular, and make like like these cinematic ass videos.
Wolfie Rapsura, named him.
Ross Creations, that sounds familiar.
I think he got canceled a little while ago because he did like a prank. Let me guess what?
He talked to a kid. I don't know if that's true
I I've seen he did like a prank with like a raccoon and like he sent like the raccoon likes in the air and I think he
Died before the image. I could be wrong. I don't know why that happens so much with youtubers
Specifically mine grab youtubers. I feel like they all get caught talking to a kid at some point
He launched a possum yeah he said like a boot like he sat I rubbed we trap and sent them in the air and then got cancelled
You're next
Team hype that sounds so familiar team hype mother that's fucking
Logan Paul and then no that's team 10 bro. Can you even name three people besides Jake Paul?
We're in to you ten. Yeah, okay. I was a violet. Okay
Rice come no, he's in the op using cloud gang. Okay, I was a violet
Tanner Fox. No, no
Nick Crumpton
England is my city you kind of look like Nick Crumpton when you're when your hair is blonde. I
Don't know any people are saying test of Brooks Erica cost
Wait, Tessa wasn't that?
Tessa Brooks?
Yeah.
That's um, Josh's ex-girlfriend.
Really?
Yeah.
Don Tracy sounds familiar.
Yeah, I'd said him earlier.
He used to make the clown videos.
Where like a killer clown would go to his house,
and then when you were a little kid you would leave that shit.
That's Nessa Barry. Oh, did you ever? Oh, that's Nessa Barry. I'm thinking about it. Do you ever watch out what's inside?
What's inside what? Like they would like oh, let's push up your butt. No
Actually, why does it always have to be sexual? Okay, what do they do?
There are these two like the two gay black guys. No, it was something in Jaden
I remember they used to be the what's in your butt challenge like what is wrong with you?
No, they did they did the what's in your butt challenge
I'm so serious and they would push up their butt they have to guess what it is
What is wrong with you?
That's fire.
Protecting the house and shit?
Someone's here.
Someone's dead ass here.
Getting the booby traps gonna work?
Should we see?
They're dar-
Pfft!
It's fine.
It's fine.
House is a little bit house-like.
No, that's-
No!
That's what we're supposed to do.
I don't work till we're testing it. Tell her to come in, tell her to come in, tell her to come in.
Wait, but I'm not supposed to film where you're talking.
Just film them off, film them off.
You're very afraid.
You know, that's great.
Darling, tell her to come in.
I'm not supposed to film with them, what?
Oh, shit, never mind.
Okay.
No, no, no, Matt, I'm so sorry, no.
I'm on the phone with them trying to go clean it.
No, no, no, baby, it's over there.
We're fine there.
Is my job gonna work?
Why is it not gonna work yet?
Because you're not recording.
How does he do this?
Cardo and Jaylin is the two black guys.
Yes, that's it. Cardo and Jaylin.
Yeah.
you
Come on.
Where are they?
Yes.
Where are they?
All the ones we have, look, it doesn't matter if it's false or not.
Sniper Kim.
I don't think they're coming.
I'm trying to raise your sister coming in.
No, no, no, because then you're going to screw the trap, just tell her to come and tell her the doors are locked, I want to see the trap work, I want to see the trap works.
It's not going to be done, it's going to be her feet, it's going to be her feet.
Just tell her to come in, I want to see the trap works, come on.
You're going to make her trip!
No I'm not!
I need to see if the trap's going to work.
Don't stage.
Yeah, don't stage.
Why are you guys saying it's not going to work, huh?
Oh my God, you're fucked up.
How?
I thought-
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Oh my god.
The door opens inside, not outside?
Wait, what does that mean?
Oh, I thought she was at the test gate.
You mean it opens inside and not outside?
Oh my god, she's coming in.
Oh, we should have played the audio on the TV.
Are you sure the door is locked?
Yeah, I loved it.
Oh, here.
Hold she's coming
She's gonna trip right over it
No, it's not
She's not dumb
Is she coming I cracked showing
Your finger my butt
Okay, we should turn the light off.
No, then you can't see.
Is she gonna come in or no?
Then what do you mean?
She's gonna be able to see all the fucking floor looking at her.
No, because the door's gonna open and it's gonna block me.
What the fuck do you mean?
You can see right now.
Where is she?
Probably getting her stupidity.
Maybe she's stream sniping.
I did not get a finger chat.
Here she comes. Here she comes.
Here we go. Here we go.
Is she gonna open it?
Oh my god, here we go. Here we go.
That's enough!
That was the trap?
Dude, you're really fucking cheating me.
That was the trap! That weak ass trap!
That weak ass trap, dude!
That weak ass trap, dude!
That was the trap!
Are you kidding me?
I didn't know you were so scared of the trap.
I was scared of the trap.
That's good though.
I was scared of the trap.
I was scared of the trap.
I was scared of the trap.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Just end after that, dude.
I'm up last night and that was Mademailesh.
Is that worse than the Jason Caffetti prank from Brabham?
The asking might be worse.
The 2026 Lacey trap might go down in history.
You didn't say hi, they don't want to be on camera chat.
a little crack drawn out of that shout.
Are you dead ass?
Come on.
What?
I don't want to show them.
Oh yeah, hold on.
No one's out here, right?
Drew wants to, Drew wants to meet.
Really?
Carla!
Yo, why are you being weird?
I'm going back in here.
Why are you being weird?
Why are you so weird?
Like no, why are you just weird?
Why do you have to be weird?
Why can't I just meet people off stream?
Why is it always a big camera because you're being weird?
He's being weird. Why can't I meet people off off a camera?
Jury's so shy
He's like really red right now.
Yo.
Why do you have to be weird?
Can't meet people off camera?
Ha ha ha.
Come on, here's Peter.
It's Peter on camera.
Why?
Why does everything have to be on camera?
It doesn't have to be on camera.
He's going to say, hold the camera.
No, no.
I guess you're going to lay on the ground
and peek around the corner and make it look.
I'll stay here.
You go here.
Yo, shut up.
Sorry, it's all weird. Hey, it's my friend drew
You're sorry Tardy and your stream
Drew be nice that's what I'm saying Jack. No, can you stop it for me?
His boyfriend streams like me. Why are you all see impact on your dude? Yo, dude. I already lost
Are you lost just get one more feel for the day? I can't how it works
I'm actually like I'm literally out for the entire month.
I'm so serious.
So you're down what 120k?
Something like that.
I'm out like literally at 120k I could have had.
I could have had that in my bank, but I lost it all.
Trying to win more.
I'm an idiot.
Dip into next month.
No, I'm not doing that.
It's not a bad shout.
That's a horrible shout.
Bro, surely, surely you pay for something.
Parking lot is so due.
Maybe I have like one little pat,
maybe I have enough for one back.
You gotta feel like a crazy win.
You're actually fried.
$17.
Hey, it'll double on that road bike.
Is there a coin flip option on it?
No, but you know what there is.
Oh my God, there's a coin flip option.
Fuck it, $34 item.
I thought you had $17.
I don't know, $17.09, but I'm gonna do a $32.
Okay, go right.
And I'm gonna do a 50-50 challenge,
I'm gonna double up a toy limber any year, it's 50-50.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay, nice little dollar.
All right, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Now you need it.
No, bro, now I go for 60 bro. This is how you lose stress stress stress. He's gonna keep one in 50 50s and we're good
Wait bro, you just lost all your money. It's the balance is fucking zero
I don't understand what's the problem, like not liking to fucking be on camera bro, I
don't get it.
No, it's not that, no.
What?
No, no, the problem is you actually.
What do you mean?
You, you are, you are like the worst person to be around.
You were like top three worst people to be just saying you're like it's just we're like
We're not good hopes like at least it's not how I fucking house
It's your house
We're gonna say some dumps you yes or no
yourself I met them I guess I met her sister her sister came to LA for like a
whole week can't introduce yourself check calm what's the calm saying
girl says the house all of a sudden drew wants to cameraman true when you ask
Ask him to meet a female.
You piece of shit.
What kind of piece of shit?
You're an asshole.
Sounds like a laptop's where I blow up.
All right chat, listen
W stream man
Today did not go to plan, but honestly I had a lot of fun. I
Had a lot of fun. I had a lot of fun even though it didn't go exactly to plan
You know, we were supposed to be at the Duke game in South Carolina, but to be fair, we would have like a three-up
Huh? What?
You scared me
Why are you screaming?
Drew!
She wants to say hi!
Yeah well, Lacey doesn't need to fucking introduce people.
Yeah you can just go!
Do you want me to do a video about her?
Oh, I'll say her then!
After I'm done.
Brother, I just want to talk to my chap.
Why are you so weird?
What do you mean?
I just want to talk to the chap.
Why are you so weird?
Let me go.
Drew, a little bit...
It's okay.
She's nice.
Get security for tomorrow?
I think we're fine.
LAC.
Did you do another pack draw?
No.
Yeah, I did.
They want to go do something.
Want to go do something Drew?
I can't go anywhere.
Uh huh.
Why not?
It's 18 plus.
Wait, where do you want to go?
I don't know.
Darling, he wants your brother.
My brother?
I can't with this chat bro.
Fucking dick writers, holy fuck.
Wait they want to go do something like what, what's 18 plus?
I don't, your dad's going so fast right now.
Alright can I talk to you on the street?
No, like without you in here?
Oh my god don't.
Can you just end your stream?
I'm going to but what if I can't?
Can you just end your stream?
Can you just end your stream?
Can you just end your stream?
Shit, I'm really know exactly what you're saying. You're such a predictable person
Because you just are at that
No, I'm going I'm going to bed
Bro, I am going I am going to bed
tonight brother I ain't going to bed but a chat W stream the chat man like I said
didn't go as planned but honestly I had a lot of fun these the random days are a
lot of fun plan days are also a lot of fun but tomorrow we're gonna be live in
Tampa I'm not sure what time we're gonna go Jersey shopping then we're gonna
to try to pop out to a tailgate, and then we're going to go to an actual March Magnus
game, NCAA hooked us up with tickets. So I'm assuming it's going to be court-side tickets
or a suite. So we're going to actually go to the game, we're going to put in a parlay,
go to the game and sweat it out in person at the actual stadium, see what happens.
I think I'm going to go to the eighth and ninth seeded game, and then also maybe
stay a little bit from the Florida game. But it's a 16th and first one seed. And
We're in Tampa and then the day after that we have drunk Disney with Darla
So we're gonna go to Disney and I don't know if you guys know Epcot
But Epcot has all the stations around the world where you try an alcoholic beverage from around the world and me and Darla
Are gonna get drunk at Disney and then go on roller coasters
Cuz there's no March Madison's that day, but yeah, but hey, W3 in the chat. I love y'all and
I'm going to see y'all tomorrow, man. I don't have an ending screen
So
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