Lacy
๐ด IRL CLEMSON vs IOWA ๐ด MARCH MADNESS TOUR ๐ด DAY 2 ๐ด $5000 ON IOWA ๐ด DRUNK DISNEY TOMORROW ๐ด KEKW ๐ด
03-20-2026 ยท 6h 46m
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Okay.
Alright, this should be live.
Chat!
Hello?
Alright, why is it not live yet?
Hello?
We are live, it says live from zero viewers.
Zero viewers!
Hello?
Zero viewers!
Chat! Hello?
Are we here?
Team?
Want to make sure I want to make sure that everything's going on YouTube
I am live on YouTube with the wrong thumbnail
Fuck, you text my YouTube thumbnail, text my YouTube thumbnail
Text my YouTube thumbnail
I look like a fucking clown on YouTube
Wait, I actually look like a boy
What's up, how you doing man?
Can I get a picture?
Of course, bro, yeah
I got you, bro
Thank you
Nice to meet you guys. Have a good one.
Wait, Jack, can y'all see me?
Oh my gosh, bro, I can't even do an intro dude.
What's up, man?
How y'all doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
Already starting, Chad. Already starting.
Already starting that shout, huh?
Hold on, Chad. Talk to y'all in a sec. Let me get these flicks real quick.
Just went live, yeah.
Wait, are you playing today?
Nah, nah, I was just there earlier.
oh you uh basket what's that oh no I was about it from the merch section
okay I'm gonna go buy something what's on me what are you guys doing oh shit
your debt your debt to me my braces that braces sucks how's that you have it
all the time I'm bad I got to put away what's that what's that oh it's a
quote my grandma said to me before he passed the day he passed on the
Stay with us all the rest in peace. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Appreciate you, man. Have a good one. Have a good one, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Chat, we're here. Can y'all see me? Hold on. I got no chat right now. I think my phone's overheating in Tampa a little bit.
Jack, can y'all see me? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Maybe we should, should I walk a little bit or you think I'm good here?
I'm good here. I mean everyone this is the entrance of the mall and we're staying in front of it
Do you think it's a bad job?
Probably also fucking shout
Really? But this time, this time it's time to fuck me silly
Yeah, look at me dork, look at me shake my dick a little bit
Look at me shake my ass
Chat! We here, live, it's game day! Come on! How y'all doing bro?
We're here off the notey type here in the chat right now
I'm gonna give a little roll call type here in the chat
If you were here off the notey, we're gonna give a roll call
Yeah, let's get a group one real quick roll call in a second y'all
Here here here, hold on
What's good just what's good skies media Clowsie elbow
Maverick, Michael, Canyon, Alphor, Dino Nuggets, Hawkski, Oscar, Sunny, Decky, Beast, Vic, Jester,
Antikon, yo Antikon, I'm not gonna lie.
Jack, can I get a W Antikon in the chat?
Antikon is officially working his way up onto the payroll.
I don't know how he's doing it, but Antikon is going to be getting paid soon by me,
okay?
Alright, you ready?
You two thumbnail.
Huh?
YouTube thumbnail, make a pose.
What do you mean, right now?
Make a pose.
Make a pose.
Make a pose.
Brother, what pose?
Is that good?
Is that good?
But hey, Jack, who's excited for today, man?
Who's excited for today's stream?
Today, we are live, IRL all day.
We are in the heart of Tampa, Florida, man.
We are actually in Tampa, as you guys can see.
Look around.
Look at the palm trees.
It's a beautiful place.
It's a beautiful place here in Tampa and I have good news.
I have good news because I missed the Duke game yesterday.
NCAA hit us up and gave us tickets to the session tonight.
What?
They gave us tickets to the session tonight so they gave us tickets to the Clemson and
Iowa game and the Florida game later tonight. So, shout out to NCAA for giving us tickets, man.
We have tickets and we're going to the actual game and we're streaming it. The only thing that
I'm worried about is they said I can't bring in my stream backpack. So, we are going in there
basically full on raw dogging. We are full raw dogging this bitch. We have no backpack.
But I think we found a way to get service is it court side
I don't know we haven't gotten the tickets just yet
But I'm guessing it's either court side or it's gonna be a sweet price. It's probably a sweet if I had to guess
But either way it's gonna be on me, so
Also chat
I
Think the red is kicking in now
What's that man? Yeah, of course, bro. Yeah, let's do it picture. I mean read us a dicks
Yeah, why would you so scared of darlos friends coming from tick tock?
Yeah, are you gonna ask me a true pair of socials?
I got you do
Yes, I am not anymore not not phase no more unfortunately
It's all good man, um
But I chat I'm gonna tell y'all right now who was low-key risen last night off camera. What are you?
I'm gonna keep it real. Why are you just lying? I'm gonna keep it real. Why do you want we went we went to wall walk drew
I drew sit in the back alone with her who was low-key risen. I'll be alive
Why are you typing one putting tap wait, why are y'all typing one I?
Knew it watch the tick-tock drew was dead shaking when he had to talk to a girl
Yo guys listen don't hate on drew bro. I'm gonna get drew some pussy Drew's gonna get laid eventually
Okay, I'm gonna get you laid and
It's gonna happen and then you guys got to understand not all of us were born
We get able to come into the world talking to girls and shit, right?
Why are I saying son also? I want to make a public statement to my chat and my community
I'm done getting pushed around by you guys
I'm done letting you guys control me, and I'm done letting you guys type your sons and us and and
All this stuff that you guys type in the chat. So from now on I'm the leader
I'm the king and you guys are gonna do what I say and what I want
What is that? Oh, you're you gotta do it. What is it? It's a fucking rock wall
That's easy yeah, I can do that. Yeah
What's the easiest route?
You want the easiest route or a challenge?
Your body's tall.
Which one's the easiest and which one's the hardest?
I'm gonna say our easiest would be this first screen one.
The hard one that I would say for you would probably be the second one.
Even then, I would say even harder would be the only one.
So you're saying this yellow one's hard?
If it's yellow one, if you do only yellow up to there and then hit red, that's really hard.
So what happens if I fall?
If you fall, you can try it again.
Not like, do I get hurt?
No.
So what it does is once you fall, it's always pulling up on you.
So once you go ahead and let go, it'll show really, really slow.
I can show you if you want.
What's the weight limit?
It's not shooting right here, actually.
Is this a weight limit?
What is it?
270, 300.
Oh, 270?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm only, I'm like 170.
Like 170.
Um, okay.
Let's do it.
How much does it cost?
It's just 15 knots and 15 minutes and whatnot.
Let's do it.
I'm good.
I'm here for liberty.
Let's get that.
Or I can book you in from my app.
Can you book me in?
Yeah.
So wait until you can just head to the register.
I pay $15 and I'll book you in from my app.
Can I just give you cash?
I can't pay cash physically up here.
You can take cash at the register now.
OK, so I go to the register, report.
Mods, run a pre-dict.
Does Lacey complete the rock wall?
Run the pre-dict.
Or there's no way I can't complete a fucking rock wall.
That's too much hard.
Because we're not working.
Well, you realize I'm like actually,
and I know the thing you're going to say, Captain,
I'm actually an athlete.
like a natural athlete.
I never climbed a rock wall report.
I promise first time then it done.
you
you
you
you
you
I want to do the real challenge I want to deal with no harness
We gotta be like a border like me. We gotta border like for almost like a year to be doing that.
Wait, you can do this with no harness?
I've climbed all the way up to the top of there with no harness.
How long will it take you to...
I've been doing this for almost like a year.
You ever been to Mount Everest or no?
No, I actually boated on Colorado now.
All the time. So I'd like to climb the mountain.
It's really fun.
They actually call me a boater all the time.
That's crazy actually.
Austin, you stand up here.
They're playing this song for you.
Does this prevent crack attacks?
I'll just kick away as you fall back as you're feeling the swing.
I'll climb next to you to help you out.
We're on the scene.
Wait, what the fuck?
We're having a fight!
Wait, how are you so high up here?
We're having a fight.
I want that around the action to trace you up.
That's great.
A year and a half ago.
I had some scholarship.
Wait, so how do I get down here?
Wait, I did it.
Hey!
There's your family.
You're so nice to let go of me.
I'm scared.
You got it.
Let's help.
There you go.
I'm not gonna get that.
Is that cool?
Yeah, you gotta do a hard one.
That was the hardest one he said.
No, that was the easiest one.
That's like, in your mouth.
Alright, let's do it.
Alright, you got a challenge? Give me a challenge.
I can do the easier challenge first as I throw you to the hard one.
You might not need to throw me on the hard one. You sure? Throw me on the hard one.
Alright.
I'm an athlete, I'm a national board athlete.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No worry, I'll be in the middle.
This one looks easier though because there's more rocks.
I can't trust it, we're losing the object.
Wait, what?
You're gonna do only orange.
Only orange?
Yep.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Remember legs.
We got it.
I can use that orange, too?
Use that orange away in this lane, so the one above me
I'm gonna do the action now.
Okay, but...
There you go.
Wait, wait!
Keep the lights up.
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
You got it?
Stupid game.
All this one's done while I can tell this one's done.
and tell me, do you want a little like example of how to try to go about it?
Yes.
So I would recommend my eyes, these are the way harder for me to grab.
So I'm sending that, I'm just going to push up, hold hands here.
As soon as both hands are right here, I'm going to be trying to just put myself up with my hand.
I'm going to just warm my legs, because my legs are going to push me up.
So go up, just like that.
And then as soon as I get here, I can use my heart right here and move this leg here.
Or, just hold how to move my knee up.
Now this right here is part of this poetry because you have your slivers here, right?
Without red light, the lyrics, the lines, they're actually from there.
Just try to stay as close to the wall as possible.
You got this.
Got it.
It's about mindset.
If you think it's hard, you're not going to be able to do it.
I'd always wanted to be Spider-Man.
When great power comes great responsibility.
I think my harness came off.
You got it.
You're very hard to be moving forward.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
Yep, legs up.
Keep pushing them on there.
There you go.
You got it. It's tight work.
Don't think you're bad.
Yep.
I got it!
Got it.
Next, I got push.
Take one.
Yep.
There you go.
Half good air.
Two push-ups.
I don't put it anywhere!
Where do I put it?
Now!
Work your legs.
Work your legs up.
If you don't want it, just do my legs.
I'll do it right next to you.
Get the ground!
That's where my legs can go.
Got it.
Okay.
I don't think I can do the max challenge.
What?
What? Give me the back challenge.
The hardest challenge I would say I had to offer to anyone
is our only black.
Only black, huh?
Well, where the hell am I supposed to grab?
I have. At this point, even I have trouble doing this. At this point, then you're going to be playing right here, and then going to end up with this.
Now you got that.
This is the one thing I can't do without a harness. That's the last.
It's hard. It's so hard. I promise.
Okay, I give up on that one that one's like really good stuff even though I can only do that like once a chair
Yeah, I see a wall on that one
Oh, there's no grippiness
Yellow is our easiest color, but going up there and going to turn yellow and get to the red and green just switch to green
Wait, are you good enough to take the chat up there?
You know what, you can do it one handy?
Yeah.
I've been doing this for a bit.
Oh, these ones are weird.
are weird. Oh no, I'm not across from you. You almost got it. You're not that hard. It's
almost up there. You're almost there. Wait, I think I fucked up. Wait, I got a switch
leg. You use other body strength? Yep. And you have a green only? Yep. You got it.
So look at your leg like right here. With great power, you got it. Comes great responsibility.
There you go, yep.
I see the bell in sight.
You got it.
I see the bell in sight.
Yep.
Oh no.
Oh no.
You're almost there yet?
Wait, but there's like a hole in the wall.
You can use that.
You're almost there, yep.
Wait, but there's like a hole in the wall.
You can use that.
Yep.
There it is.
Big push.
Yep.
All legs.
There you go.
Yeah!
There you go.
Hit it one more time for chat.
You want to fall down with your chat?
Push your sword at the same time.
I don't have nothing attached to me.
There you go.
You can chop him with this.
Wait, no, no, no!
It's fine.
I mean, I can jump, I can climb down.
You got it?
I did it. I completed the rock wall.
That is a risk in forearm workout.
So doing this for 50 minutes is a little bit to get up to the wrong body within 30 minutes.
I was about to come and start with the guy. I was about to go.
So I just got to work out with him.
I think we'll just go off.
It's fine. We don't need it, Bob. I got it. Thank you.
I don't get this shot shot.
I'm just going to go up there and just ring the bell with you.
My forearms are burning.
What's the work out for them?
Two of them. Two of them. That's right. That's not hard.
Crazy thing is I'm going to take one more up. One more challenge up. That was pretty easy to me.
That was pretty easy to me.
Oh my gosh. Thank you so much, brother. Take care. See you soon.
Oh my phone is a burning.
Yeah, I got something.
This is yours.
I'm sweating.
I feel all vicky. I feel all vicky.
Yeah, I am that's a work out. I'm telling you guys.
Listen, you okay with my call of solicitation?
I can do that.
I can do that.
I can do that too.
Thank you NAC.
Of course, man.
Well, this is, Jake's kind of cool.
Yeah, this thing is huge.
Fuck, what are we here for? A jersey?
I forget what I came to Dick's for.
I think a jersey, right?
Oh yeah, I came for a jersey.
Where could I get a Iowa Jersey?
All right, we have about an hour.
An hour to the Wim starts?
I think so.
Okay.
Game first is 630, right?
I need to find an Iowa Jersey.
Do you think they have Iowa jerseys or no?
By the way, I just want to make it known and make it very clear to you all.
What I just did, that display of athleticism that I just showed, you guys could not
do that.
You could not do that.
You guys could not climb up that wall.
Okay, we have a while.
That means that it's 650 years.
Yeah, we look at our.
Yeah, we look at ours.
Also, I have a question.
Is it normal for after taking red up, for me to be like, weirdly cold?
Like, I don't know how to explain it.
I took it, I took it and I'm like, weirdly cold.
I got you.
Bless you. We need to go to a different studio.
We're lagging in dicks, and we think we're gonna be good at a marshmallow. This isn't this is we're not using the setup
But we're gonna a chat a chat. Let me get a why me no
Me no
Why is it still like me?
It's still lagging. Oh, it's coming back right now
Come on
Yeah, I got you bro
Maybe at the game they sell them?
They might have to go to the merch store again. Thank you brother.
Chad, we're not using this shit we're going to use in the stadium.
So we could save the battery.
Oh they're saying F. You, Jim, or F.
Do you have a cool car? Do you only have Dicks Life Life?
Nah, just look. We could turn all this shit on if you want.
What if the employee gives us a Wi-Fi?
You could ask, yeah.
Hey, excuse me, bro.
You see how they have the Wi-Fi?
Fuck it, okay.
I mean, let me look again, but I don't think they have Wi-Fi.
No Wi-Fi?
You got what?
Yeah, you didn't even do it.
DSG-free Wi-Fi.
Oh my gosh, wait.
Wait, what is DSG?
I don't know.
Wait, DSG means Dick's sporting goods.
What's that?
Hold on.
right wait hold on this Wi-Fi might be good do you want to go try is it good
I don't wait now it's good but my worry is they didn't have DSG Wi-Fi over there
Oh, they didn't even get a foot.
How about I put this DIC tab your ass?
All right, thanks.
I feel like I don't, be honest, I don't look fat,
and there's 12 fatness out there.
I don't look fat.
I don't look fat.
I look like I don't look Schwarzenegger.
Okay, thank you.
I don't look Schwarzenegger.
That's me.
It's good right now.
It's a good empty channel.
What's up man?
How's it going bro?
You chillin?
What's up dude?
How are you?
I'm like a 20 like something subscribed to you bro.
For real?
Wait what's your name in the chat?
Bro I don't go in anymore.
Bro.
Do you run here?
I was just leaving him off.
I don't know.
There's that Wi-Fi guy.
I don't know if he's in love.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god 26 months. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that a lot man. Thank you so much.
I'll get you up for hell. Let's do it. W-26 months out.
I'm gonna take it.
Nice to meet you guys. Have a good one.
Holy shit.
Dude, you could buy a sign in Jersey.
Underwraps fanatics authentic Jersey.
six hundred dollars
they have a whole card section
why are y'all saying
oh is that a mac and cheese bowl?
We have a National Treasures Hobby Box here.
They're saying this is nice as dick's oven.
This is actually the best it's ever been in my life.
Look at you guys saying buy it.
Alright, what if when your bet hits you come back here and you buy that case?
Boss?
Do I open the jersey or a pack of cards?
chat Jersey or pack of cards you have to carry on Jersey all day if you ask
you like it so don't keep the cards
they're all same Jersey
Paul
All right, these are the boxes.
The only box I'm interested in, I don't know how to read this, I don't even box anything else.
I kinda wanna be in Jersey.
Excuse me, sir, back in the morning, I'm gonna be in Jersey, so we have a 25.
Come on. Come on.
Oh my gosh, what if I get, what if I pull a Wemby Auto?
Back in the pool of Wemby Auto Jersey?
Wemby Auto.
I love you bro.
What's up bro?
I fucking love you man.
Thank you man, I love you.
You're my idol bro.
You're my idol?
Yeah bro.
What do I do that makes me feel like I'm ready?
I've been trying to find you but I don't want to let you go.
Okay thank you bro.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
What do I do that makes me feel right?
Why do you keep getting slapped?
Why do you keep getting slapped?
They're still dealing great.
I don't want to slap.
They're still dealing great.
There's a door.
There's a door.
I'm gonna see.
They see 80 water.
80 water.
What does that mean?
80 water.
Yeah, it's a holiday. Can we just play a photo?
You guys finished?
Yeah.
How was it? Was it hard?
Yeah.
I'll take a photo.
OK.
Yeah.
You didn't get in there, but OK.
I'm going to read your fan book.
Thank you.
I'm going to sit here and sit.
I'm going to sit.
Thank you, dude.
I didn't do anything to deserve me anywhere I don't.
Let's get a play.
Come on, let's do it.
What?
What?
He takes it?
Yeah.
Come on, raise it.
Oh, right here.
Go on.
Yeah, I did.
That's how much we did.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate you, man. Nice to meet you, man.
Yeah.
You're a person of big role.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Sure, for sure.
He's on your guys ass, bro.
Thank you man!
Thank you man!
I just need to do it.
Yo, I just realized, what are we gonna do with this game?
I just need to do it.
Next one to do...
Only fans, only fans, only fans, only fans, only fans, only fans.
Me and him, me and him, we do only fans.
Yeah, okay.
Spots get hot, Lace.
Spots get really hot.
Oh my gosh, I gotta be back soon.
Spots get really hot.
I'm not gonna go to the gym.
Oh my gosh, I gotta do basketball.
Yeah, what's the one you want?
I want the second.
No!
Third.
Fuck.
Two or three, Chad.
Two or three.
Two or three.
Two or three.
Two or three.
Two or three.
Two or three.
Two or three.
Hold on.
They're going to tell me.
They're going to tell me.
They're standing in the middle.
Oh my gosh.
I'm seeing.
Ooh.
My god's telling me two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
3.
No zone.
Let's let them aside.
It's from package.
This one's not.
What's up, man?
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Of course, let's do it.
1, 2, 3, go.
Wait, please, man.
Have a good one.
You too.
I'll see you.
I can't up here?
Yep.
I'm good.
You want to look in here?
What happened?
Yeah, I'm going to do it right over here.
Let's do it.
What's up?
I'm going to do it right over here.
I'm going to do it right over here.
I'm going to do it right over here.
I'm going to do it right over here.
I'm going to do it right over here.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it right over here
First
Phone number I do not know I have a go on them $600 this better be worth it you think there's a
Wendy here now
There is a web potential this is when be potential I have opened ten of these and never done a single Jersey
That was worth keeping to me
Come on.
Please, Jack.
Please, give me a limbiano.
Give me a limbiano.
When be your Cooper flag, when be your Cooper flag.
Number three.
First call.
Number three.
Number three.
So, who are we?
Who are we?
It's good, it's good.
Patrick Ewing, NBA All-Star Auto Jersey?
$300 so I lost $300 we sell about today you guys can I sell it back or no
like I sell it back and put another box for like 300 more also the car I wasn't
I'm sure.
Okay.
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
That's a healing hall of fame.
Mel Mubblis, dream chamber.
Okay.
He's a man.
He's a man.
It is sign.
It is sign.
That's a good quote, man.
That means...
Give me box number two.
Give me box number two.
God, I did my...
I do it.
I do it.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
I gotta let him stop. I gotta let him stop. I gotta let him stop. I gotta let him stop. I gotta do it.
What if it's a hit?
I'll do number two. I'll do number two.
What if it's a hit and I leave without a hit?
What if Wendy's in there and I leave without it?
I'm so due you've been taking L's all week
which assets 300 just for the jersey
before the auto.
So I might have made my money back on this?
That might be right.
That's number two right there?
This cap makes me lose so much money. I'm not even kidding.
Oh, at least he did it. You're due. You're due. You're due.
You guys made me lose money. How am I going to the game that I be down for money?
I'm not gonna lie if I lose, I'm putting more money on Iowa.
Try to make it back.
Pick a heavy box. Wendy is tall.
You're a moron.
Oh, I can open this one. I've got Patrick Ewing.
Ah, yes, I'm looking for it. It's not the mask.
So there's something you're looking for. It's a new case.
I'm looking for Wendy.
I want a webby sign jersey. I've been chasing a webby sign jersey. I think I'd be better off going to a game with a jersey asking me to sign it.
Yes, I've got a twenty-three in my webby sign jersey. I can't get one.
No, I don't want to go into the chairing. No!
No thank you.
I've heard much earlier, see?
Oh, oh, no, it's okay.
Excuse me, please.
Oh, my God, can you see?
Thank you so much, sir.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course I do.
Go, go, go, go.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.
That picture right there is going to be a legendary one.
I guess I will walk on 11 kilometers.
Thank you so much.
When we please be in the box, all through the year.
I'm looking for a webby.
See yellow jersey.
Could be Lakers.
one
okay it's it's thirty three for the lake cream of dujebara
okay
it's not what I was looking for though
it's not what I was looking for though
it's not what I was looking for though
Crimo duje bar Hall of Fame sign Jersey wait a minute
Okay, it's actually a pop pool a Karim Hall of Fame Jersey
We're saying 1500 you did pretty good
You're so do you're saying you do
Why are these ones so much better than the ones we buy like
Honestly
Actually like
It's pretty nice pool I can add to my liquor's collection
Now we gotta tear it around out there. We can wear it. I'm gonna wear a signed criminal
Number one that's the one
You're not the rest of you.
How much are those guys?
Six hundred each.
I have bad news. You're not going to let us bring that box into the game.
Yeah, I don't know how we're going to get this.
I get Uber Patties and they'll be neat. We'll follow.
Sure.
Hand off.
Here we go.
Do you want to put this back for me?
Yeah, you can put it back here.
Good luck. Good luck.
How do I get this?
How do I get it?
Good luck.
Thanks, bro.
I got you, yeah.
How do I end up in this endless cycle now where I'm just chasing through stories?
Thank you, sir.
It's always been endless sites.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
I'm glad you got that.
It's over here.
It's about everywhere.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm not gonna lie, this box right here has a completely different energy to it.
This box has a whole different energy to it.
It's almost like I can feel when becoming.
I'm an endless cycle dude, I'm a loser, I'm gonna be honest.
My life is becoming endless, do I miss the evening leaves?
I think I'm up, I think I'm up.
Yes, yes, it's a lot of fun.
It's just gotten something to be here.
I need a Cooper Flagger away from you today.
Pretty soon my car's inside of mine.
Okay, we know.
I'm through.
Thank you so much, sir.
Come on.
This is the one right here, watch.
I don't want these!
A New York Judy's Urban?
Hardwood Classy? It's not that bad actually.
It's not that bad.
I'm not gonna lie, you can't do anymore, buddy.
It's not looking good.
Julius Irving, officially licensed Jersey autographed by Julius Irving, I'm down two
bands.
I mean I didn't even got to the band.
You know what that means?
I gotta slay two more bands on Iowa.
That's all that that means I gotta put I gotta put how much that's been six six hundred six hundred
hundred fifteen hundred mile 99% of people leave before they wind listen if it takes we come back to we come back
tonight I mean the Koreans are these pretty cool right
Oh, wow, there's a lot of people here.
Jehu is all water cleansing.
No, I'm not buying another box, though.
How about you? Okay, someone give me 100 cells and I'll go buy another box.
It says 12 to 25 minutes, so I just call normal over, low key.
What's that, and what?
Starting normal over.
Yeah, sure.
I'm a good son, tell your mom, what?
Okay, so gift 100 something then I'll go buy another jersey, but otherwise I'm not wasting any more money
I just wasted $1,200 bro. You guys just like to see me lose money
You guys don't even care about me as a human being
Where's my where's my jerseys?
So I let me log in
I don't even check my YouTube live.
Yes, I work for you. I have no terms of order.
Well, I'm blogging because I'm making this.
So, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Dude, you're my inspiration, though.
Appreciate you.
Dude, I'm a streamer, small, content creator.
I've been watching.
I know, like, hey, we're all somebody.
Well, right now.
Well, I'll be a saw. I'll be the biggest streamer ever.
I really believe in myself.
So, what do you really inspire me?
I inspire you?
Yeah.
I shouldn't inspire anybody.
No, no, no.
Nobody do what I do.
No one do what I do.
No, because when you start out strong,
you're going to lose.
Right now I'm strong.
No lose.
But I'm working hard every day.
Every day, every day.
I don't want you to hear about it.
Go ahead and give yourself a shout out, man.
Yeah.
My name is David, by the way.
So, subscribe.
I made it on YouTube.
I made it on YouTube.
So, yeah.
How are you doing today?
You gotta get out of here.
Well, I got bad news.
I got bad news here.
I'll be here for 10 more minutes.
Because they don't have Uber or something.
Where do you want me to sign that, bro?
Right there.
Right there.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Of course, baby.
Yeah.
Get out of my bag.
Get out of my bag.
Get out of my bag.
Get out of my bag.
Get out of my bag.
Get out of my bag.
Get out of my bag.
Get out of my bag.
It's a boob.
It's a boob.
It's a boob.
OK, obviously it's on the table.
You want another box, too?
You want another box?
No, it's OK.
Oh, wait.
Is that the lights?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, you want this action?
Yeah, you want this action?
Yeah, you want this action?
Yeah, you want this action?
Yeah, you want this action?
Honestly, sorry.
Of course, yeah.
Kelly might be in the Never Ending scene here.
How do you know what?
Yeah, I got you. We do a group one?
Throw it in a Uber?
We're trying. It's not reasonable.
They don't have Ubers here, Chad. It's a 10 minute wait.
Nice meeting you guys.
Oh, you're making it.
It's not a move on the front of you.
Yeah.
Tell him.
Tell him it's crazy.
Thank you so much.
Here we go.
Pop it right, pop it right around.
All right, right there.
Thank you, thank you.
See you.
Have a good one.
Let's juke them out.
Go around this wall.
I don't think this is working. They're all working.
Oh, fuck. You're a stupid little bitch.
I'm not going to lie. Should we buy this one?
Shall we check your fanny pack? Shall we check?
Shall we get your little fanny pack?
Wait, wait, wait. This one.
Check the post. Slay bitch! Slay bitch!
My name's Drew. I have a fanny pack on. Slay!
stop saying sleigh
all out of your backpack
ah nothing good to be honest
thank you man
well is this Uber driver pushing his car? he's still 9 minutes away
ah just today
nice to meet you guys
nice to meet you too
how you doing
oh my god
what was your name?
He got like the end of suit right?
Wait, it sounds familiar.
Yeah, this is your idea.
I don't know if you know this one.
Yo!
You know Raw?
Yeah, I know Raw.
I remember that place there.
Yo, it's good.
Nice to meet you.
First of all, I met you today, Sue.
You're easy.
I don't know if you recognize that.
I don't know.
I'm completely competitive.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
I'll give you a little more.
What do you think?
Stop calling me a sheep.
Stop calling me a sheep
What's in my fanny pack I have four iPhones in my fanny pack a slay drew your fanny pack on
Like when you see I don't know stop calling me a fucking sheep chat
I did not ruin the shirt.
shirt now can go on eBay for about 47 cents. Do you know where the Uber's picking us up
at? Which exit?
I'm going to go over here.
What do you need?
I'm going to go with the Iceland and Greenland. I need another two-way.
Need a two-case?
I'm going to go back over here.
That's okay.
You got me?
I got you, bro.
Three sprues?
Yeah.
This is a jail right here.
What do you say?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not sure it looks like wherever you ever this is let's just walk to it you
too
where is it
I should have not signed in blue bro
I'm gonna lose, bro.
Turn the Wi-Fi off.
Let's give him fake money by the way.
That was actual motion picture money.
So many pizza.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God, I told you they had California pizza grill!
There's so many kids over there.
Three of us wait right here for now.
You want me to film for her?
Five minutes.
Chad I'm not kidding when I say this I put this on God you guys know mate made
the Lord strike me down right now if I'm lying before I went live I told Drew
when we were in Dix that I smelled California pizza grill he goes but we're
not in California I said I smell it I put it on everything I love I could
smell food from one mile away on there on everything I love
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it.
I just need to have a good one.
OK.
We believe you, gang.
OK.
You guys don't have to be like assholes about it.
I'm just going to story not post.
Oh, nice.
I'm just going to story didn't even post, not bad.
Hold on.
Let me say what's up to the YouTube chat.
YouTube chat.
Yo, why is nothing loading on my phone?
Did not pay your phone bill.
I did.
Maybe.
Maybe
Yeah, would you guys want me as your significant other some guys I got you
No, they need to take the thumbnail
Can he remove just remove the thumbnail
All right, bro. What's up, dude?
You all play basketball? Yeah.
Oh, and Mark's riding this in here? Yeah.
Oh, for real?
What? I'm just watching.
Oh, and watch that, bro. I got you, dude.
Are they always trying to work by the drop?
I'm saying, this is about a morning.
Can I give you a go-to?
Hey!
Oh, thank you, dude.
Corners, nice. Appreciate you.
I'm not going back.
W anti.
Hope you guys have a good one.
Thank you.
Right to the muckle line.
We've got to move.
The Oversaw is three minutes away.
Look, he's like in the parking lot.
Where is he going?
Where is this dumbass going?
Maybe call him.
Call Mikey
Shit I cannot pay actors ask me to take pictures
Yo Mikey
Can you just remove the thumbnail completely maybe or do you have like a new one you're putting on or what are you doing?
Okay
So you want me to just like strike a little pose right now?
Yeah, dude, because the lighting was like kind of fucked up.
Okay, what thumbnail pose are you thinking here, Mikey?
No, I'm not. I'm strong. I have a huge hand right now.
So you, so let me have a straight.
Okay, what's up guys? One sec, one sec.
So let me have a straight. You're trying to get the chat to spin a bunch of stunts
and make fun of me when I do a thumbnail pose, so you're trying to do it.
I think I just redid that. Redid that.
No, no, no, no, no, just like, you know,
like, hands on the side, you know.
Okay.
I'm gonna leave a straight face to like a normal face.
Oh, the phone?
What? No, Mikey.
Mikey, what?
Alright, I'm gonna put that on your face, and I'll do the thumbnail pose right now. Do it.
Alright, alright, just smile.
Oh my gosh.
Smile, smile, smile.
That's just smile.
Look at the camera, look at the camera.
That's smile.
I'm convinced they're the same, Roms and Mike are the same person.
They sound too alike.
The spot is hot.
Yeah, he's driving in the wrong area.
Look at his dumb ass, he's across the fucking mall.
I have to fart.
I'm not gonna shit myself.
in the wrong area. Look at this dumbass, he's across the fucking mall. I have to fart!
I'm not gonna shit myself. What are we walking to the stadium? What's up bro? Am I gonna
give you a food? What? Give you a food? Yeah, I'm gonna give you some dumplings.
Oh yeah, give me some dumplings. Got you bro. Really? Appreciate you man. Got you.
Is it healthy? Yeah bro. Actually it looks a little greasy here. Not really. It's fresh.
I can't eat this amount of salad only diet. Salad only diet of course. Hey it's all good bro.
Well close my hand bro. I am close my hand. Where? Here it is. I'll see you there bro.
I'll see you there man. I'll touch it. Let's take a dump bro. Hold the truck before it drops.
Hey listen. This is a great box on the ground.
Thank you, go by.
Thank you, bro.
Thanks, bro.
You guys have a good one.
I thought it was a clutch again.
Thank you.
I'll be honest.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
I'll be honest.
I might just need security when I answer it now.
Shad is, this is very hectic, bro.
This makes me just want to go back on my desktop.
How you doing, man?
It makes me really just want to go back on my desktop.
I see him. He's coming.
So what are you going to say?
Hey, dude, we know we are in over.
Can you just take this to there?
Yeah, because Uber package said 20 to 25 minutes.
But just to get here.
We've been telling you?
Okay, so who do you guys want to pay for the...
Like, do you guys see I'm just made of money, bro?
I'm not gonna lie, I don't make enough money to just twitch.
Let's grab it and go get it, shall we?
How you doing, sir?
How you doing, man?
Good, how you doing?
I'm trying.
I didn't say I was just out here walking.
I don't know.
Uh, excuse me, sir.
Instead of me coming in over can you just take these to the destination?
Yes
All right, we start going to the game are we walking in to the game how far is it?
Hold on, new lacy-edit drive.
Maybe that's not staying in the building.
New lacy-edit drive.
Hold on, a new lacy-edit drive.
Hold on, a new lacy-edit drive.
No one wants to watch that.
What do you mean?
We don't care. We don't want to see you.
Wait, what's the name of the stadium on the other side?
Wait, should I put more money on the game?
I thought you just put two more Ks.
No, no, no. I didn't get to do it because I was in dicks.
Anybody ever fart in the wind and smell it?
Wait, am I going to get sworn at the stadium?
Chad, what's the name of the stadium?
Wait, did NCAA send the ticket to it?
Do you have tickets?
Yeah, I have them all out.
Oh my God.
Hey, can we get a WNCAA of the Chad for sending us tickets to the game?
That's actually insane.
Snowy said I sent the tickets how would snowy send the tickets benchmark international
The game is public you fucking tell a little chat. We're going nicely cool location. That'd be good. Yeah, holy shit that Ferrari
What's up, dude
How you doing man? I
I got you guys, yeah, yeah, but I'm just putting money on Iowa right now. Holy shit. There's so much traffic
I'm all in on Iowa. They see there's so much traffic right now. That's why we're walking. We need to leave. How far we'll walk is it?
There's no way to far walk, right?
30... It's a 35 minute walk and a 35 minute drive.
So do you want to walk 35?
35 minute drive, it's a 90 mile away.
Look how close it is.
So you just want to walk?
No, no. It says it's 6.3 miles.
Six mile walk, huh?
Do you want to just Uber?
Sure, you have to Uber. How long does it take to get there?
50 minutes?
Probably, yeah.
They don't have Uber.
Oh my God, she was taking pictures dude.
I can't even I roll anymore
You have to call it out. What's up, dude?
I don't know if I called a national Uber at once
Or let's just both call them when everyone gets here first
It's called Benchmark International
Did Drew get laid yesterday?
Guys, yes
Benchmark International
It doesn't even say estimated.
Oh my god this is so cold.
What?
This is just cold.
Chad why don't they have ubers in Tampa?
Yeah I thought Tampa was like a major city in Florida and there's just no ubers.
You know we should have done, we should have asked the guy if he could take us and then...
Yeah it should have.
Yo this guy's been doing the same message in chat for 31.
What is it?
Drew out fuck by a dude that one?
No.
Which one?
Wait, hold on, hold on, they might be...
It says there's two Uber's right here.
Okay, call it, call it, call it.
It's not connecting.
You're eating Darla?
Fuck, why is this...
Did you call the Uber for Darla?
It's because the mines called on...
You call one too.
It's because mines called...
I have a one going under my name, so they can't call a second one.
Oh, fuck.
We can just tell our names Darla.
Tell our names too.
We can tell them the app, it's fine.
Picks in the chat to dream fuck a dude last night
Hi
You too
You're gonna ride from a fan. What we're gonna ride from a fan. I'm okay. I'm okay
How far to the I'm a call let me call darlin. Sorry. There's gonna be a package delivered the house and how long
I can't will love
Hey, I'm on stream. Um, are you at the Airbnb?
I don't think I really clicked on the wrong button.
Well, I'm in it, bro.
So there's going to be a package getting dropped off the house in about an hour.
Is there any way you can-
Oh my god, I'm in here.
Oh boy, that's a dinner.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's okay, never mind.
It's just like $5,000 worth of signed jerseys.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I just leave it on the fucking doorstep.
That's a good idea.
No! Okay, how am I supposed to sit down? That was happening.
No, you're not. I'm just an idiot.
Okay.
What do I do, Chad?
Sorry?
No, no, no. It's not you. It's me. Ah, shit. What do I do?
I'm just gonna lie to you.
Yeah, we're good.
Lemon?
Yeah, we're going to the game.
You want to wait 11 minutes?
Can I stop for a shit?
Ah, yeah! We do need a ride!
You ready?
What's up, bro?
Dave, you gotta go!
You gotta go.
OK, no, have fun in there.
Bye, love you.
Thanks, love you.
Maybe we get a ride from this guy?
Do you think you could maybe get us a little ride to the game?
No, I got you to get my boy, get you a boy.
You got a boy?
I think you could get the M4.
Oh, wait, we could take the M4, maybe?
You want to take the M4?
Or do you want to take this?
This is game.
OK, yeah, let's take this one.
Hey, you, go!
Wait, you're kidding at me?
Well, I got to go that way.
OK, go.
Wait, you know, it's a benchmark arena.
Yeah, that's where we're gonna go.
Wait, y'all going again? That's been 40 minutes, right?
Yes. Do we make it in time? How far is it?
Well, we left that traffic.
How many time is it?
Nine. It's like 30.
I look like I put directions on them.
Oh yeah, you used to play four on my boy, there.
Who?
Jayman.
Oh!
Oh, then four?
Yeah.
Oh!
I'm not the direction of the city but it's not that far.
Just where are the jerseys?
We already put the...
Wait, so why don't they have ubers here?
Bro, they do.
I don't know.
Maybe it's just like that side.
Alright, every time we call one it's like 15 minute wait.
How do you not have a shirt for the game?
I'm gonna go to the merch store.
I don't know if I'll have to get them all off.
They just changed the name of the place.
Oh shit, dirty.
Yeah.
Don't worry, we got you with gas money.
Are we sure about that?
Yeah, we're sure about that.
Come on, Gowen.
What's up, Gowen?
What's going on?
Lisa, you're going to play games?
I'm going to the games tonight.
Yeah, you're going to the games tonight.
Not like other locations in the games.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be at all.
How far is the drive?
Well, I'm going to connect to...
Shit, he says 30.
Yo.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to need to follow him.
It's like a meet up with an athlete.
Buddy, how do you spend 50k on the whole March Madness in your team and nobody got your jerseys for the games?
It's 30k.
Because you don't know who's gonna make it.
Are you on the floor or something?
Yeah, I think we are pretty easy.
Okay, so basically what happened was NCAA got me tickets.
tickets but we don't know like what's the I'm guessing it's a sweet yeah we're
the four we don't know where we're saying I'm assuming it's gonna be like no
they literally just send us tickets if he came for a trailer guys that trailer
costed zero dollars it costed 150 for the editor and that was it guys me and
Drew, Drew, he's the one who filmed that trailer.
Chad, we were gonna spend like eight K on a trailer
and then we did the same shift for fucking a hundred and fifty bucks.
Yeah, who does UF play?
UF, what's that?
The Gators, like, who did it play?
Uh, I don't know, they play a 16-seed.
They're ass.
They're just gonna cop the jersey, but there's hell in there.
Yeah, but I'm gonna get a Clemson jersey.
Well, they had jerseys there?
Yeah.
Why do you get one?
Because I was too busy opening, uh-
You're more.
I was too busy opening-
You realize that's the whole reason we went there, right?
Yeah, I know.
whether for Jersey and I have again three. Yeah and you're wearing a black
tee you're not even wearing one.
Yo Barak the point of the trailer was to look like a actual college like a
college what is it called a college commitment video they're all low
quality that was the point of the trailer dumbass.
It's like Charlie Gamstarch at 650?
650.
Alright, we get there just in time.
Yeah, we get there at 645 and then we just gotta, wait, how do you connect the servers?
Um, we could do it like one more, like closer.
It's pretty easy.
And hopefully it is good.
Red Arrange.
Oh, darling, it's next to me.
Oh, boyfriend.
Like, what, what did I do this, oh!
So, who's my darling?
It's like, let's, let's figure that.
What?
No, that's him.
Who's the girl?
That's my girlfriend.
That's your girlfriend?
I thought you were chill when I came saying like...
No.
Oh, bro.
Did this clip go viral?
The clip of you.
Oh, that was his sister.
That was her sister.
Oh.
Wait, I'm so confused.
Did this clip go viral?
Why is everyone talking about this?
It's got a couple hundred thousand views.
What?
Yo.
And they're coming through like Drew shaking.
Bro, I was literally laughing.
I was fucking laughing.
I was fucking laughing.
So y'all flew in yesterday?
Yeah.
Wait, did you like have like a missed like connecting flight or something?
Yeah, a little, a little fuck up.
Oh, it was a little fuck up?
So, we're gonna act like you didn't book the wrong flight?
I didn't book any flights.
You're still?
I didn't book any flights.
I didn't book a single flight or anything else.
Thanks to Bernie, you didn't want to bring no one else like any other guys.
No, they don't. They're not really into the whole like, uh, basketball, like, me, I'm a big college basketball fan, like I'm a diehard dude, man.
I'm a huge college basketball fan, like I follow every March Madness, I know all the players on the team, so...
I'm a huge dude fan, diehard, diehard.
I know, it was fucking scary to watch. It was a really scary watch.
I'm not a fuck-out fan, though. It was a... the first boss of tournament.
Oh, yeah, that's...
Nah, I'm more into football, though, but, like, yeah.
You don't know a ball? Oh, I don't know a ball, Chad. Ask me a question right now. Ask me any college basketball question right now.
Guarantee I answer it. Go ahead.
You know nothing. Yes, I do.
Son, the only reason you're going to the game was because they paid for it.
I guess I'm not going to accept free courtside tickets from NTAA?
I was like, you crazy.
I know. No, it's sick.
I think it's really good. I like quickly.
Yeah, I like to have been watching
Yeah, we're in the hospital.
Um, he's playing basketball and he went up to the front door and I think he like popped the speed in his back.
That's what you're talking about, I'm not even gonna...
Alright, you know, a couple months ago, they all had Verona State's open green.
Yeah, that's...
I need a good contract.
Verona State's open green, dude.
Why do you lie about wearing a shirt?
His dog doing good?
Um, I don't think so, I think, I think, uh, he's not doing that good, but...
Hopefully, hopefully he gets better.
Yeah, I don't think he's getting back and forth.
Yeah.
Hopefully he gets better, though.
Were you the one that did the 2v2 against them?
Were I wrong?
In basketball?
Yeah. Were you part of that?
Was that me?
I moved all out of basketball. I don't know.
I remember y'all were in there. There was someone with 2s. It was Brandon and Rugg and...
I knew Ron was there, Bob.
Where'd he be, Jason?
I don't think he was me.
I remember. No, I remember. I watched a video. Y'all went to his house and then y'all...
He wasn't me.
Maybe it was me, I don't remember.
Go to once, go back.
Your sports opinion gives me anxiety.
Okay, here's the thing is my sports opinions are very, very good.
It's just some of them are hot takes.
We told this guy finds out his court side seats aren't actually on the court.
I want to see and see double A down to the bottom of the tickets.
I don't even know if it's courtside.
I'm just assuming it's courtside.
I feel like they wouldn't give you courtside because like that's like
they can make a lot of money from that.
Like someone's guaranteed gonna buy it, of course.
Okay, but here's what you don't understand.
So it's definitely a sweet.
Here's what you don't understand, Drew, is a lot of people, look at this, and they're
like, oh wow, that's Lil Lake King L.A. at a club's in Iowa game.
Maybe.
Wait, is there only one game tonight?
There's another.
I think there's back to back games, right, Link?
It's Clones in Iowa and then Florida.
Chad, who does Florida play?
Thank you, Sophie.
I got like 6,000 now on Iowa.
I got 500 around Iowa.
Chad, Iowa's going through in this game.
I'm not getting.
Stop chud-maxing.
Oh my gosh, this game is gonna be a movie dude.
I'm gonna be so close to all the players.
Chad, who's the best player on Iowa?
Wait, I've never been to a sporting event.
I don't know how the tickets work.
But I don't know how to move or a stadium.
I had the tickets on, so I'm like...
You know how to what?
I don't know how to move or a stadium.
Move or a stadium?
I don't know.
Yes, Chad.
Bennett Sturks.
Very, very good player.
Bennett Sturks, very good player.
Also, Bennett Sturks has shooters all around him. That's what I like about Iowa.
Sturks is like that guy, but he has shooters all around him.
I'll stay with the guys on the little window.
I'm sorry, that's morrow?
Nah, I'm too nervous, so they start around the next-
Yeah, we are gonna be here.
If the UFOs end, they'll think they're playing here.
Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna be here for that.
They see are you good?
Do you really have to ask that question?
Get security from Disney?
That's all about shadow, not the lie.
Or are we, you don't know, we're not even allowed to take pictures there anyway.
Lace?
Hey, I'm trying to allow it to bring into the public.
Nah, we have like specials, so basically Disney, they, Disney actually hit me up to stream there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it would be like special media passes and credentials to get my camera and everything
on the rides and actually getting me like the closer rides out for me and shit too.
Like, chat.
How does all the drinking places at Disney work?
Like, do you have to be 21 to go inside of them or it's kind of like, public?
Because what are we going to do?
You're just going to selfie stick it in there?
What is a habitual liar?
You.
You're most okay.
So I was actually looking at clips on TikTok today.
And chat, you guys want to tell me why?
A couple of the clips I saw weren't even about me and they were about you guys in the chat.
Like I saw some clips and it was like me asking y'all a question
and then the guy zoomed in on the chat.
Like the whole clip was the chat making, like, I don't know how to explain it.
The clip was the chat making fun of me, and people thought it was funny.
They didn't even think I was funny. They just thought the chat was funny.
The chat is what makes the stream funny, not you.
No, it's me.
Hello. It's me.
So honestly, like, we're about significantly 15 minutes away.
It's going to be a very significantly game significantly. We're going to show up to this game. Iowa should
Significantly beat cleansing. I have $6,000 significantly on the game
So hopefully significantly they they pop out and they win this game. It's a very significant game honestly
What's he names significantly it's about a seed versus the ninth seed significantly I think
Oh, yeah, so significantly a lot of money, but significantly I didn't win
Yo, pig, do you ever shut that trap of yours?
I bet.
Watch, I'm boring the streamer.
I'm gonna stop talking.
Watch this.
As soon as I stop talking, the channel will stop moving and it'll be boring.
We miss your voice. I got y'all I got y'all they're all saying good boy
YouTube chat I'll never let me yo, what's up YouTube chat? Hello? How you guys doing YouTube chat? Hello? Hello? Hello?
YouTube chat. Are you guys there?
Oh, the YouTube chat said they're not a glazing chat.
Uh, we're located like 10 minutes out, you want me to switch to a comment?
Lacy Clips, hey Lacy Clips, hey JD the Great, hey it's Jupp, hey Dance Bomber, hey Jair,
uh TN1X1, any donations in the YouTube chat going on right now?
Donations, they are runs or whoever's on the toolkit. I'm gonna switch it to the iPhone right now, so
It's all wants to
We ask you I'm gonna switch in a minute Booger boy
You're too chat. Do you guys want me to prank the driver? Oh my god, what prank do you guys want me to do?
You're 23 years old, by the way.
Yo, Twitch chat, why are y'all on my day?
Yo, Twitch chat, why are y'all on my day?
Chat, why are y'all on my day?
Your driver is wanted for kidnapping?
Yeah, I a**hole y'all are locking cause this could get very hectic going to the game.
Alright, um...
Yo, why did this guy just get timed out for saying I'm talented?
Is he back?
He should be.
Hey!
Have y'all ever been here?
No!
Never.
Never?
First time?
Is this like the city?
Yeah, it's like the city here.
Is it ready?
I'm the one on the connector right now.
Who's saying now?
Someone has to switch it.
Rum's not on the toolkit?
I don't know.
Fuck.
You hop on it while I do it.
I'm not even logged in.
It's gonna take me a long time.
Yo, Rums!
Maybe switch the toolkit?
Yo rums, maybe switch
Yo rums, maybe switch the toolkit not a bad shout
Wait, I just switched it that's why I switched it
That's...
Trying... this phone.
Rums is so lazy, Lace.
So you guys think you could do Rums job better than him?
Moblin'...
Let me take you out of my boat fishing?
Hmm
Hello from the outside
You sit at a desk all day me I
I know you're not saying that to me.
Okay.
We have one Wi-Fi router.
So we're bringing a Wi-Fi router into the game.
One Wi-Fi router and three phones.
Are they going to let this in?
No fucking clue.
So this is a Wi-Fi router.
And then we have three extra phones that are also connected to this phone.
Chad, are they gonna let a Wi-Fi router into the game?
Well, we should have had a bit rate, I hope. I really hope.
You're saying no.
I mean, in worst case, we could do the same shit just on a phone hotspot instead of the Wi-Fi router.
This should this report guys he did not kidnap a kid bro. He's not wanted
He is no he's not what wanted for what?
Tell him it's a portable charger. Yeah
Yeah, that's how much important it is.
Anyway, what do we say the tripod is?
Let's say it's a...
What do you mean, tell them?
What else could this tripod be?
Well, when I flip it down, it's just like a little stick.
Oh my gosh, it's so packed.
Can we look? You can just walk from here.
Fuck, we got them stuck in traffic.
Fuck, I'm like...
They need to pop out.
Once we get a little bit down here.
It's like we're like...
Tell them it's a jew's dildo. Like why would they let a dildo into the game?
Well remember when they were throwing dildos on the WNBA courts? Yeah
Assholes bro, I can't believe they do something like that
That was actually fucked up. Like I'm gonna be honest when I saw dildos gonna throw the NBA courts
I'm not gay yet actually made me so angry because like
Like just disrespecting us like a women's sport like that when they put so much effort and try so hard
to like and they deserve to be like you know what I mean chat it just made me
really upset I don't know maybe it was just me I don't know I thought it was
pretty funny
you're not getting sponsored by them bro
I guess you can't love women anymore.
You are a little care-larper.
What does that mean?
You're just LARP.
What does that even mean, though?
I'm not allowed to know what that means.
I've heard of that before.
What do I LARP?
No, no, no.
Tell me.
What do I LARP?
Your diet?
Cap.
Your LARP?
Cap.
Going to the gym?
of the gym I don't work that I just don't go don't you be active in the gym or
don't you got don't you know I got an account yeah we do post me posting three
four times a week on it so I don't know what he's talking about
rest in peace Chuck Norris three to four times a year we do not post on
the gym channel three to four times a year.
Look a lot of W driver.
We got we got here 10 minutes.
Yeah, look a lot.
Hey, what's what's your name, brother?
Andrew a shout out Andrew to chat me.
W Andrew W Andrew.
We got the double the double Andrews in a chat.
Wait, by any chance, my friend, are you gay?
I get absolutely not.
Okay.
Well, I don't know if I can't read it.
So I'm not gay.
Oh, no dog.
Hey puppy.
Hi! Come here!
How you doing?
I love your dog so much.
Hi, yeah, it's what's... Hi, puppy! Is that Milo? Milo!
Is that Milo?
Steelers just traded for Justin Jefferson.
You're just a liar.
Do we have service right here?
We have perfect service in a tunnel.
That's a good sign, Chad.
Just dropping a little bit.
Why did you tell the dog community you want him to get hit?
No, I don't want him to get hit.
Alright, yeah.
Just let us know when.
Loki?
No, not the green light.
I'm no Glacier, but I'll be all come fall down instant. Yeah, I got you, brother. What's your name? Andrew T. Under score Andrew T
Yeah, T. E. A. G. U. E. Andrew
T. E. What?
GUE underscore Andrew T. Uh, got you. I just followed you
Of course, bro, no problem man
Thank you for the ride
I think it's right there, but I think it's going to want to pop out over here.
Okay.
Are y'all saying cap?
I literally followed him, he can check, I'm not lying.
That's it.
See? Lacey followed him.
Wait, should we just get out right here?
I think y'all want it, I mean it's like right...
Yeah, low-key, let's get out of here.
Alright, thank you.
Thank you so much dude!
Appreciate you for the ride man.
Orroy is here!
See you, we are the least.
Dolly Lee, okay.
But you don't want to fool me.
No, that's what I'm saying. I've never been to a sports game.
I actually have no clue what to do.
It's okay, bro, because NCAA brought us here!
He's got a blend in.
He's got some sort of farted run, eh?
No pictures, no pictures.
Oh, no, it's actually packed.
It's actually packed.
Wait, you dropped the router.
I did not drop the router.
Wait, why are they saying that?
I'm saying, why did you just drop?
Did you really drop something up here?
Why did I drop?
Did you really drop the router?
No, I did not.
I just went here.
Chillin'.
Oh, come on, sir.
Wait, why are we just following these people?
I don't know, I'm just following the crowd.
Excuse me.
Are you guys going to the game?
Yeah.
Is this the entrance this way?
Yeah.
All them haters, they the leaders at the table of success, right?
I am, yeah, I'm a streamer, I'm streaming a game right now.
NCAA David Tickets, they didn't tell me where I'm sitting but they said it was, I'm
pretty sure it was courtside or asleep.
Lacey, nice to meet you.
What the?
How you doing, man?
Lacey, you had an extra ticket for him?
No.
He's asking for an extra ticket.
I don't have an extra ticket for him.
Maybe we should have just kept driving.
It's a little far of the walk.
Sorry.
Oh my God, the game's on.
I hear the whistle blowing.
You guys getting a little sandy tonight?
That's not it.
Where's the spot?
Where's the bar?
It was just a phase man.
Yeah I did too.
All good things gotta come to an end at some point though.
I got Iowa.
There we go.
You got Iowa too?
I got 6000 on them.
There we go.
There we go.
I got another Iowa.
I hope so.
I forgot the loss.
They got that one, that one dude.
Sturks.
Sturks.
What was that?
What's that yeah, I'm a professional. I was a professional
Professional for my call the duty and CS go
So...
You got money in the can?
Yeah, I have 6K on Iowa.
I have that in the can.
You have a...
I don't have 6K on Iowa.
Nice.
It's crazy because the reason I'm on the salt soil right into Iowa
is because I was supposed to play for that college.
I'm not tall.
I'm not.
I'm not tall.
I'm not tall.
I'm not tall.
We can't stop for every picture.
We can't stop for every picture.
All right, nice to see you, bro.
Jack, y'all are about to go through security.
Everybody just put dots in the chat.
Be quiet, and you've got to be quiet.
You've got to be quiet.
That's a great guy.
Oh, my God!
It's that easy?
Is it?
Wait, that's the security?
I don't know.
Where?
Like, anyone could just...
That's the security?
Should we get some merch?
Yeah, should we get some merch?
Wait, doesn't the game start in 10 minutes?
Yeah.
And a charity?
I don't even know.
I look like class.
It is, yeah.
I look good.
The person.
I look like five and I look like one.
Hi.
Hi.
How's it going?
Not enough.
Not enough.
Is this the only merch stand?
Yeah.
They're outside the arena. This is open to the public.
Oh, fuck.
Let's see what you've got.
Hey, Chad, this is open to the public?
No, Chad.
You're gonna have to look outside.
They're saying there's more inside.
Fuck.
We're already almost here.
Chad, where's your ticket?
I don't even like this merch. Come on.
I don't want the tickets.
I don't want the tickets.
Here are the tickets.
Yeah, oh my god my first game
That's the seed
It's a ball game!
Where do we go in?
This way?
Oh my gosh, yeah.
Hey, right here?
Oh my god, these are our tickets.
They're saying why is the cam shifting?
Okay.
I hope they got you pretty seats.
These are exhibits?
Oh my god!
It doesn't say section!
Ted, are you all ready?
Can you like, put this up?
Ted, Drew doesn't have a tripod.
I do, I do, I do.
Yeah, I'm putting the tripod away real quick.
Jess, can we shake you till we get in?
Thank you. Have fun tonight, guys.
Well, maybe they're just setting up this app for like, uh, civilization days.
Chat, chat, I'm gonna look at this all.
How do they get to our seats, sir?
Do you mean it?
Alright, we're in section 312.
As we're saying, shout out to NCAA for inviting us to the game, giving us free tickets and seats.
It means a lot and I'm excited to be at the game, see the players, meet the players, hopefully get a closer report and get all that.
Yeah, real quick, just try it.
Let's just reset it.
Hold on, late.
Late.
Hold on.
Okay, y'all think I'm going to be able to meet the players?
If I'm like on the court?
Alright, 112.
That's coming in.
I
Buy someone else's merch you don't get me something's gonna have to wait in line. Yeah, who should I do?
I want to get a hoodie.
Is it more stable now?
I just turned on the setting.
Here's 120.
You can get it. You can get it.
Ooh, uh, extra arch.
And ooh, which one do you think is the coolest?
What do you think?
How do you think everybody?
Um...
How do you think we did?
How do you think we did?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Just get me, just get me, get me the basketball.
Is there a basketball championship? What do you?
Uh, XL?
XL right there?
Excel Excel Excel of course bro. Thank you
It's like it's like over here
Oh my god, we're actually here
Oh
What are we affluent? We gotta get down the court.
Lace, I think we're in a suite.
Lace, I think we're in a suite.
There's nothing left in the box.
Wait, we're in a suite?
Nothing in the box.
Is it awkward?
Right?
You mean the affluent?
What are they scamming?
No way, NCAA got me a sweet!
Non-corrosion, he's fine bro, sweet.
Thank you so much for the sweet.
Thank you.
I got a bitch on the roof and I got a dog in here.
A.C.!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Alright, what are we? 3-12? 3-12?
3-12, I said. 3-12.
So I'm assuming we gotta go maybe through the VIP and see the speed? I don't know.
No, I'm assuming it's a sweep.
Can you ask a worker?
312, ask a worker.
It's not a sweep, yes it is.
Jack, NCAA invited me to the game
because they saw I missed the new game.
I guarantee I'm in a sweep.
There's going to be other people in the sweep
and I guarantee I'm in a sweep.
I have a nosebleed?
I don't have any tissues.
I know I'm not.
Come on.
Wait, what's the number? Is it? What's the number? Is it?
Wait, how much is it?
Did they even say a C number? Or is it a C?
Unless we have a number in the suite. I don't know.
This is what it says.
C 27 28.
Oh, okay, bad.
This way.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, what are you doing?
Oh, these are streets!
What are the streets at?
Oh my god, I have a coding block offer!
This is fun like it's crazy about the live room
How do I go from playing for me in my bedroom to NC double a inviting me out to a private suite at a merchant at this
insane that is
You pass an item 312
Excuse me. I'm looking for the sweets
downstairs
What's the number of me 2728 I think
This is this is my seat
These are my c- I'm watching ass!
I thought I was going to be on Corkside or in a sweep!
I'm going to fuck those please!
I got you right here.
Hey, shut up, shut up, thank you.
I just want to say a big thank you to inviting me to the game man.
I really appreciate it.
shout out to see I mean look at the game you can see crystal clear down there
I will roll S roll S huh where's that at I think this is this is C
still going up
I think we're down there they put me at the bit it doesn't even get higher than
Nice.
You can test your worth.
I'm watching ants.
All right, I mean, we're right here, bro.
Okay.
Okay, hey.
Trying to watch the game here.
Like I like to probably show the game,
you can barely see it.
You can barely see it.
Might as well just show the game the whole time now.
In the chat, did you see me?
It's pretty dark up here.
There's no energy either.
I thought I was going to be down there on the court.
I would be better off watching the game on my PC. I can't even look at that.
I think I'm in the highest seat in the middle.
You are?
Girl, we can touch the fucking roof.
Upgrade your tickets right now.
Why'd you get those tickets?
I thought you put it down there.
Yeah, I thought.
I'm gonna be honest.
I got invited to the game.
I thought I was gonna be down there,
but apparently I'm in nosebleeds.
Oh, he'll get the bag, bag.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bro, though, I believe this voice sounded pretty too familiar.
He's there delay all the way up there.
Yo, you guys are not gonna sit here
and make fun of my seats the whole game.
We're not doing that.
You're not gonna?
Yeah, I'm screaming right now, man.
Oh!
I got a few lenses.
Hey, so these are guys from the game, from the game, from the game, from the game.
I'm using one of three, and a one of four, not him.
Hey, if you're out, you're using it.
I appreciate you, man. One of twelve.
One of twelve.
Let's go, Iowa!
You want for Iowa?
I got Florida.
Chad, what's the main player from Iowa's?
Can we see if we can hear me from up here?
The overdrivers message you need.
Yeah, I can say it, I can say it.
Sturds! Sturds, can I get a picture?
Sturds, can I get a picture?
Sturds, it's Lacey!
Starts!
Hell, ego!
Start a chant, Libby!
Now, a W-50J Marsh Madness Tour!
Madness tour
Okay, is it possible to upgrade seats mid-game?
We can probably just go sit down there
Well look at empty stadium
Is it possible to upgrade seats mid-march madness?
Yeah, let me take it.
Yeah, let me take it.
Yeah, let me take it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
W, sweet!
Two newcomers ordered us. How's it going? You guys want this one?
I must have got them a suite, too.
It's got to be a way to jump in our seats, bro.
Well, I said we should go down there.
Should we call Russell, so he can get us new tickets?
Should I buy the tickets?
Do you know how?
I spent $2,000 on chairs.
My body's getting played with and I'm doing a meet and greet if you're game two, Russell, I'm doing a meet and greet, apparently.
What's up, guys? How you doing?
What's up, man?
Yeah, it's gonna play.
Shut up! Shut up the game!
Russell, can you check, like, to see people, ticket master?
Sit.
YAAAGH!
If you can get me better seats...
Man, hold on, he's taking a picture.
God, you know how to be super familiar.
Super familiar.
On top of the stairs?
Wait, where's your seat?
For real?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
I know.
Look what they got me!
Tommy! That's right! Yes!
I'm leaving my chagashir!
Yeah, I was trying to... I lived downtown. I was trying to see if...
I didn't know what you were eating.
Oh, I know what you're eating.
Oh, you live here?
Oh, shit! Okay, bet!
Yeah, here, here, here.
Oh, look at that. Let's get a picture of that.
Russell, is there any sea upgrades?
Same thing, though.
I don't think that's the fucking thing.
All right, guys, thank you very much.
You're welcome, bro.
It's a pleasure.
Let's do it again, yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is rough.
I don't know what is expected.
I can't even watch the game.
I'm gonna be in the picture in 10 seconds.
I'm gonna fucking, I'm looking at ants.
Fuck, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna show the whole game.
I think it'll be worse down there.
I'm not gonna lie.
You think it'll be worse?
Down there.
Truly.
I'd rather be at my B&B watching on the TV screen.
Revolts?
I'm on the court side tickets at Clemson, Iowa.
They're saying you're ungrateful.
Russell, there's nowhere to buy.
I'm not going to lie, I'm looking at the stadium.
They're half the stadium's empty.
I don't know, I'm arrogant. How many people are at the stadium?
That's what I said we should just go sit there right?
Combs laughing at me like ladies. Look where I'm looking right now
Right there
Really three rows wide open. Yes. That's who we get kicked out
I don't know.
I think it's because I'm buying some of my colors.
I'm wearing my panties.
I'm wearing my panties.
Are there any quartzide?
I don't know.
I'm wearing my panties.
Is there any like mirror quartzide?
Like over there.
I think it's because I'm buying some of my colors.
I'm wearing my panties.
Maybe because the game started, you can't buy tickets.
Maybe some binoculars at least.
I'm wearing my panties.
I
Start on the chat saying 114 row m seats 7 to 13
Or 50 a piece
You better hope your bet hits bro. How much you got on that six count I over at 10 food
Just get him Russell, get him.
And then send him through the tickets.
I wonder if we even need all this hotspot shit, because I have perfect servers on my phone.
Come on you got this! Good shot!
Come on. Come on, Jack.
It looks like it's going to be a high level.
Oh, maybe not a bad shot at all.
No, I'm fucking squinting.
Oh, no. You got to be up on that.
I can't even see what happened on that play.
Okay.
Wow. Really got to focus on the game.
Focus on the game.
You get a headache looking at it, honestly.
Remote.
The chat is, it's like, give him an NBA player comparison.
Hey!
Good shot!
Bro, dead ass thought he was gonna be meeting the players.
I look in the car and Lacey might be able to give his grandma a hug.
Well, Chad, if we zoom in, it's like we're quartside.
Where is Andrew?
Well, we're literally quartside right now.
Seriously?
We are nowhere near quartside, Heather.
Come on, Rath.
You know that's a foul.
Come on, Rath.
Russell's already sending me them right now. Should we start hiding to the seat?
Now we'll go and it's like...
I can't hear you.
I'm not gonna buy binoculars.
Oh my god, what a pass!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
My type of shot.
How long has each got?
20 minutes.
Bro's game is belated.
Come on!
Raph! Raph, you gotta pull the- Raph!
Raph's gotta pull that man!
Wait, you're gonna buy the tickets?
Yeah, I'm getting there by now.
Jack, I'm not gonna lie, I'm probably just gonna buy tickets for the rest of the games. I'm keeping it real. I'm probably just gonna buy tickets.
I got the new tickets. I got the new tickets.
Stop standing up that people behind you can't see.
What did you spend 50k on?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe traveling to six different states and paying for final four tickets?
6K total one.
where are your final four tickets in a suite I actually bought a suite for the
final four facts well we should be all the way over fucking there
But also make sure you turn your head.
Then when you turn your head to the outside.
And I'm gonna let it out on my tree.
This feels right.
Hold your shirt, Lacey. Your nose is bleeding.
What are you doing, Pat? You're out tonight.
I can't do that job.
I physically cannot do that job.
I have lost all of my money.
I have lost it all.
Hello, ladies.
I'm here to say hello to the Russian video.
Russia!
Hello, Russia.
Hello, Russia.
Hello, Russia.
Hello, Russia.
Hello, Russia.
The hotel laptop had a better view, but nobgillers cost more than your seats.
I can't wait to see the tip top of the finish line.
Wait for the game to come back on that fruit looks bad good
You got to ask him.
They're off 10, this would be good.
When does the 50k you spent coming to work?
Hey brother, hey brother, first off,
I had to travel to six different states.
Second off, I had to buy a final four suite.
Third off, I had to buy a router that I could bring into games.
Fourth off, I had to pay for a whole chain-together marathon
and all B&B's in every place I stay.
It adds up, dude.
The router was 50 bucks.
Now sure, am I in the nosebleeds right now?
Yeah, yeah, am I in the nosebleeds?
Yeah, I am, dude.
I am in the nosebleeds.
I thought I was gonna be courtside, all right?
But at least I can watch it here.
All right, game's back on.
I'm gonna spoil
Here we go!
Wait, this game's ahead!
How?
How is my phone ahead of-
Cross-back, I've never so far back.
It's a little delay.
Come on!
Let's go!
Good shot!
Iowa's time!
Is it crazy for me to think that Iowa could actually go far in March Madness?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
about madness. They're tough.
Let's go Iowa!
Anybody? Let's go Iowa!
Come on.
Back the starts.
I'm trying to start it.
Stop clip farming and just go to your court side seats.
Yeah, actually how much are these seats I'm gonna buy myself actually tell me how much they were
Maybe like 30 bucks
Okay, so Richard...
And ours...
...roof top tickets.
Ha ha!
Errr...
Now you've got it!
Caster it, caster it, caster it!
Caster it!
Errr, errr!
Errr, errr!
Errr, errr!
Errr, errr!
Errr, errr!
Errr, errr!
That's a foul, ref!
Oh my god, we got a call that!
That's an air wand!
Why are you all laughing at me?
Did Russell send you the new tickets?
Yeah, I have them.
Look at this view chat.
Fire at sea.
I'm switching up on my day one.
I'm switching up on all my day one.
I'm back, let's get it.
Alright, all right.
Get a little snack on the way there.
No, no, no, no.
Sexual 114.
She might as well grab a little Bruce key.
What's this?
What's this?
9% alcohol?
He's gonna give me hammer?
What is this?
I got you Burr-Yah!
Does this taste good or no?
I'll give it a shot.
Oh, look at this.
I don't know is this beer is it tea what is it it's beer
Oh
Of course
I came to the game and I thought I was going to be on the 4th, had to be in section 312, but those bits up there.
Wait, you're my ass there?
Uh, look at him.
Shit.
Yeah, but I'm just vibratating, so I'm going down below now, going down to the big leagues.
Oh, what's your name?
Even on my day 1s up there.
Well, you got a problem with no show?
Lacey, plus 1.
Lacey, that's...
Now they see why.
Okay, now they see why.
I think you should have a game interview.
Yeah, nice.
Oh, sorry, mate. It's been a while.
Uh...
I'm just standing by me. What the fuck? How's that work?
Oh, some new tech I've never seen before.
Eight dollars? I've been on a whole case for eight dollars.
Holy shit!
Cost me more than my seats.
Ah, damn.
Thank you so much. I've spent more on the IC than I am on my seats.
Yeah, got you guys.
I appreciate that, man. Thank you very much.
Let's go, bro. How you doing?
That seems good. Have a good one.
Take your hands here real quick. I'm trying to get my systems on.
That seems good. Go Iowa!
$6,000 on Iowa. Let's go.
All right, we got to go down to what I said one 12
One 14
Yeah, I was doing really quick and it was damn, it was whole game out here, stable right
what's up stable
I left all my day ones in the nosebleeds.
Is it an official or unofficial stable rate?
Do we know where we're walking?
Wait, wait, I don't even know how to get back down there.
Something smells good. It smells like a piece of cookie.
I hope so, but I don't have any money left.
I hope you wish I put more money.
Scared of money don't make money too
I wait here's a one escalator how do we get down?
Excuse me
Where's the stairs
5
3
1
3
2
3
go back to seats
you just spent a thousand dollars on doom seats
times
if you want them
there's no joke excuse you
that's gotta be like a potter
how the fuck you meant to get that
wait right here excellent
Wait, hold on a second, oh my god right here, come on, wait we're going to the promenade?
That sounds cool, that sounds like it's going to be crazy right?
Which all the people that are complaining about the games, you all are going to realize
this is the open rounds, right?
Like these games are not hype games, these games really don't matter, like everybody
knows who's going to win these games.
Like Florida is a one seed that will play a 16 seed.
we get to like the elites the elite 8 in the sweet 16 like I'm telling y'all I
got port side for one of the elite eight games we have a whole suite for all of
the final four so all every final four you know I'm gonna be in a suite at those
games these are the good games no they're not this one I'm gonna be honest I
wasn't even gonna come to this game but I got hit up and was like hey since
you missed the new game we're gonna hook you up with some free tickets
get tickets ending in the fucking nosebleeds.
You know what I think?
I think we got trolled.
I think whoever emailed us was not actually NCAA
and I think they bought nosebleed season trolled us.
I'm not kidding.
Can we check email, make sure, like, I'm not gonna lie?
Who responded?
Was it you or Russell that responded to email?
To be honest.
It was me.
Why?
What?
Are you positive that the email was an actual NCAA
or did you get trolled by someone?
It was like, what is that?
And now I'm sitting in the fucking nosebleeds.
It was like NCAA at college,
Basketball.com
So I missed a new game bought courtside tickets missed it lost $3,000
You flew me to the wrong place, wasted money on the hotel.
Then we get here yesterday, you break my desk, you break my sign up,
and now you get trolled by a fake NCAA email
and put me in a fucking nosepiece at a game!
I got us free seats, bro!
I literally got us here for free.
What do you mean?
It's a valid crash, I don't do it anymore.
I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!
All right, it was literally NC double a at college basketball comm. That was the email
Because there was
There was a ticket there was a ticket master link with with tickets
Yes
seats and trolled us. It has me! Yes! Uh, 114 we're looking for. Wait, these are actually
sweets, I see. Sweet. Oh my god!
Oh, he's gonna stand here.
Please stop.
He got that on video just so you know.
Section 114?
Okay, that's...
That's section 114.
Yeah, that's suite 14. Not section 114.
So you wanna keep going that way?
What's he what's he numbers 12 and 13
I can't get laid around basketball game.
I want my block in your eyes view.
I'm so sorry about that.
I'm so sorry about that.
Now people tell me I'm blocking their view.
I'm at a basketball game.
Can't stand up nice.
Oh, it's safe.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Can I have a seat at the game?
Oh my god.
Show the viewer quickly, it's not live!
Oh my God!
W-V-W-V-W-U-P-R-E!
It's only 500 bucks!
Fastest, fastest, I'm getting a call to keep going!
So I spent that one?
Yeah!
Kick out?
Kick out or we're gonna hype anything?
It's a museum!
Gotcha!
Come on.
Are they at student sections?
No, no, no, no, no.
Good D.
Chad, if y'all want,
pull up your game
on your guys' TV screen.
That's to keep up with the game.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Come on.
9.3, that'd be the end of the first half. It's not bad at all.
Come on, it's a flagrant!
Clubs have found our number one captain, Order.
At his first team's score, we've got 10 out.
I'm getting pressed. I'm getting pressed. Am I in the cleansing section?
I'm back in the game.
Mind the thumbs and section
I mean you're such a corn ball doing that
Okay, so it's only the strength. I'm a corn ball for coming to a game-a-game
I'm not the game. You're not gonna like you know what's wrong with the world
It's a dancing dance camp!
It's a dance camp!
It's a dance camp!
You want to keep dancing?
Let's go!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! Come on, hey!
Cheer for me! Cheer for me!
Why are they putting me? Where am I at?
I don't know what the other is.
Come on
What about me?
What's up, guys?
Hey, we're gonna be on a dance camp!
Yes, we are! Watch this!
What are we saying?
Are you ready for this?
Oh, yeah!
We're gonna take it off!
Hey!
You got a lesson, man. You got a lesson.
You know what I mean? Can you say you got a lesson?
There's more?
What? That's...
That's 23 years old by the way.
Oh, shit.
Hey, do we get a big... Yeah, come on, let's do this.
Just gonna... Just work out for nothing.
The people get it mad, no more pictures after this, I'm not going to lie.
Last one, last one, no just say no, say no.
I'm gonna look at the socks again.
Hey, can you get one more rub?
Yeah, I'll appreciate you, man.
Hey, W-trips.
I'll appreciate you, man.
Thank you. Appreciate you, man.
Good guys, man.
Oh, my God, why are they cheering?
Yo, cheerleader, stop looking at me.
Bro, they're scaring me down.
They got burgers in here?
You wanna know what's crazy?
I guess never had a French on my life. I
Can travel for the first time dead ass bro. Oh my god. Thank you
Now I got I see
No, you can't do that!
Come on, be up.
How's the travel?
I'm not gonna have a red arrange.
Guys, good rebound.
Got number 11 as 11 points.
Come on, friends.
That's a great take.
No, Idle was tough.
Idle was the best.
If Idle was the best, why are they right now?
Hey, good call, ref!
Good call!
Yeah, what's the chance I should start?
What's the chance I should start?
He's got the one Justin Cronin takes it for plenty and by a lot of number six, T.B.
Magnus.
He's an old guy behind me at Hudson Bay.
Start the lead.
Okay.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Start the lead.
Oh, look at that.
One side is over there.
Wait, get these guys next to us.
You're good.
I don't think it worked.
Oh my god!
Oh, we got some hacksies up.
Hold on, people have to see that kiss in the eye.
Ladies and gentlemen, 24-day C-funk of error.
That takes the first to be the sixth.
Another five?
Wasn't mine at all.
Thank you.
You don't deserve that.
You have a excuse.
Watch this. I'm gonna start a wave.
Oh, and he did it.
No one else seems to want to start it, though.
Wait, you don't have to just realize.
All these basketball doesn't even have clubs at all.
Wonderful.
Come on, oh no.
Let's go back.
Let's just go back.
See, that's Jeff.
Where?
That's us
Nice
Number 14 reminds me a lot of curry chagrin's place like hurry nice. Oh, I got stirs. Come on
How do I hide it after all?
And there's no hiding.
Let's just keep it low key.
Oh, no, no.
Hey!
You think I'm red as a catering?
I don't want to get kicked out of the game everyone
Yeah
I was going to say, who else can we see in these kinds of places?
Please, there you go, a nice attitude.
Bro, no, it's us. We all need these.
I heard it over here.
Oh, man.
Ah, I don't know.
I think it's true. I think it's true.
I think it's true.
Every day, of course,
turns out like crazy.
Is it 20-minute half-time?
I mean, it does not look like a crazy life.
How did it go?
It's not a lot of people here.
I feel like you can tell.
I like your jersey.
The purpose is fashion.
Of course, we're here.
Is this going to be GG tomorrow?
Bro, people have to pay to get into this.
It has to be different.
Just to pay to get here too.
Yes, but this needs like a lot of pay.
Also, we're not allowed to take pictures at this.
I know that, right?
We're not allowed to take pictures at this.
Hey, guys, you guys?
Are those onions on the burger?
I want to see you take the biggest bite ever.
Let me see you chow that bitch down.
Okay, yo, he's still good.
You're in college?
Nah.
W-W-Dumbnail on YouTube!
We've got 2.6K on YouTube!
That's not bad!
Yeah, I made a thousand dollars from my first YouTube video!
What's up, bro?
Yo!
What's up, bro?
Are you staying here tonight?
Staying at the gate?
No, I'm staying at Tampa.
Oh, around the area?
Yeah.
We're going to bow and we're going to hold out.
They've got two minutes coming.
We'll bring him up and we'll go out.
Out of the family cheerleaders?
Yeah.
So, we went to his room and they were like, yo, kid, kid,
the suit is coming out.
They asked if I could come through?
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
They asked if I could come through.
I mean, bro, it's this place you're going to ask them.
It's not my place.
It's this place.
Wait, so I pushed them five with the whole thing.
So we have a pen out, and me and him and my two more boys,
in a tent, a sanctuary, from Alvin,
they're pulling up to his crib,
and then we're in a table and my load is down around.
It's gonna go up to you.
I don't know if you party like that,
but hey, it's up to you, bro.
I'm not a big party guy like that, but, but, oh.
Holy shit, you got your mother.
You're gonna get her, you're gonna get her.
No.
We need you to save me, okay?
Cook called Dara, tell her to go now
with 10 cheerleaders, she'll be mad happy.
10 cheerleaders.
Let me get you guys in some room, get you guys in some room.
We got some light Darla coming back out.
Put her realtor in the outfit.
He's ran off of my phone.
I'm not gonna lie, I have so much red light, it's just a hot water.
I'm glad you're just sending themself all their crypto right now.
Hey, did you guys know?
Oh, this guy's no.
Yeah, of course, dude.
Excuse me.
I was gonna say, I'm our late Alabama cheerleader.
It's asking if I can come to the bar to go.
I'll tell you where I go.
I'll just get chased by girls.
It's hard.
Damn.
You're only going to see the girls.
You guys are going?
Oh man, you're on the floor.
Come with us.
Oh, here we go.
Let's look around in that area.
Table?
Table's coming.
Oh.
Hello?
Oh.
Hey, you're on stream.
I said, quickly tell mom.
What?
I said, quickly tell mom already.
No?
So, baby, baby, it's OK.
Not doing that
Love you so much baby girl
Fringe holy Fringe bro. Oh my god. Please ever do that again
You said 10 cheerleaders
I'm not mad at all!
Get in that jet!
Let it in!
It's a party party!
You a girl?
I'm gonna miss you!
Man!
I was supposed to play in Turkey for Yukon, but we got bumped out first round so she's
He's coming to watch the game too.
Coming to support Sir Woods?
Yeah, for the most part, yeah.
Who do you know?
Who do I know?
I know number two.
Yukon has to play again.
Wait, Yukon's in the tournament?
They are?
No.
Haven't they won like a lot?
I don't know.
Wow, they're still good.
Who wants the players, not the cheerleaders?
No.
This chat's much a dick, Ryder.
Holy fuck.
Darla said we can go to the party and she capitalized the week.
What party? I don't like parties.
Someone said the girl behind you is on a date with her side again.
They're trying to hide from the camera.
I know someone right next to me.
I don't think I'll recover from this.
Don't read us out loud.
What do you mean you're not supposed to read the chat out loud?
You know, there's more on the court than shooting a ball.
Imagine I go down there and make a quick free and close to speed of the game.
Let me put a bed in on something.
So I'm gonna shrink in the court, and then you go shoot.
I don't think you do a great game.
It's only like big things.
I hope they're not over as soon as I get ACL surgery I'm starting them up again I'm
Yeah, I was gonna play in college.
What?
I'm injured right now. I got a 20-CL.
But I had a scholarship in college and I tore up.
I have a 20-CL too.
Really?
So if we go one-on-one with this, we'll do it one day.
I'm down to that? Yeah.
Wait, I'll tell her you?
I'm down to that?
Oh yeah, I'll cook you.
Yeah.
I'll cook you.
I'll be back here too.
Uh, okay, you can send a picture of me to the girls?
Uh-oh.
Okay, yeah.
Let's take a picture of me like that.
There you go.
Wait.
If I were my mother, I'd have done something like that.
Hey, do you want to swap seats over?
Oh, yes.
We're on the floor.
You're not invited anywhere!
I'm trading hard in this game, I'm trading hard in this game.
Are you good?
Yeah, that's awesome.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We should have fixed it a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We should have fixed it a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They saw you and immediately thought they were going to get ticked off of the ground.
I mean, if any of you have any idea how dumb shit it is, you'll be going down in a spot with that man.
Is it your first retirement? What do you think about that?
You said that up? I feel like they're just taking a shortcut.
They're not like, they're not putting a warranty, they're like, is this actually true?
They're just taking a shortcut. That's what I'm saying.
What does that do? That's what it does.
Twenty three.
Use your hands for me!
Oh my god, here they come!
Can you do something so important for me now?
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, it's not...
Yeah, it's not even...
Oh, my...
It's not even...
You mean the same guy that was wearing a pink bra?
I don't- I really don't think I can.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Sean.
This guy's on to you.
I don't think I can.
Hey, what's up?
I don't know.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm a hundred and three dad.
What am I to you, dad?
I'm just an innocent little boy.
I'm just a petite guy.
I'm just an innocent petite guy.
We gotta know the fact that
you and Debbie were the first times tonight.
You're about to get a small done of your burger.
I'm coming up next.
So that's your goal now, but you want to...
I thought I wanted to touch the door.
That's not stupid.
There you go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't see anything.
I don't see anything.
We're not winning this one!
I didn't think I would win this one.
Hey, what do you think of this game?
I'm not gonna take my pants and shirt off.
I'm gonna take my shirt off and I'll treat the poor one.
I'm not gonna let you down.
Stop waving at me! Stop!
Oh, they're not even looking your way.
No, he is nice.
Sturs is nice.
Are you just calling me?
Lacey?
Something, how you doing?
Listen to me. Listen to me.
I love you.
Very nice of you.
Very nice of you.
Very nice of you.
You guys have been warned.
You know what?
Some y'all want to see y'all on your back, babe.
Let me open the YouTube chat.
I know the YouTube chat's probably being nice to me.
Let's get the YouTube chat.
I have to do the game.
Okay, the YouTube chat's put a whole lot of W's in the chat.
W, W, W, W, W, W, W, okay?
Shout out to YouTube chat, man.
See how nice the YouTube chat is to me?
What's up, man?
I need to fix your nose.
After this land.
After this land.
Oh, we're on the road here.
It's okay.
I've been watching you guys for the traffic coming back to the world.
You see this clam when you walk.
It just makes you think.
No, no, no.
Come on! Got a box out there!
Put your butt on someone!
Oh
And this one, the reception for the nurses.
We have to have a little squirrelly.
He's only three minutes.
Where have you seen three minutes?
He's only three minutes.
All the way, it's coming down. Retarding.
Well, why does he have to say you?
He looks like a bad guy.
All right.
That's not a foul!
Graff, come on!
Graff, let me talk to you.
I went out in the 16-year-old bank, says this is in 2007.
Aren't they down here in the library?
It should be two.
Um, I couldn't...
Yeah, they didn't have a...
A fourth-side...
Are we there there or fourth-side?
There is no fourth-side college.
No, they're live.
I don't know why.
No, these guys are doing a bunch of office work down here.
They ain't doing shit.
That's your support. That's the statistics show.
So I'm going to guess what, I'm not away with six bands tonight.
You guys can't push it back.
So later this is called, these are called, beside the court seats.
They're not four sides, we're beside the four.
One of the promenade.
The promenade? That's tough.
We are actually tough.
It's complicated.
I'll sign with my arm and share it with you.
Tops of fire, I don't think.
Still a hundred and one, too.
It's a 16 versus 1 season probably not to be honest.
Uh oh!
Why does anybody watch this now?
He has no clue what is happening with the college basketball.
Everybody's got to learn somehow, everybody's got to learn somehow.
He didn't spawn into the planet Earth, knowing about the Holocaust.
Jake Wall, Texas, Eglingson.
Welcome to part number three, Texas Council.
Let's go, Iowa!
Iowa's section is dead.
I would have faith
Jack who's the best player in March man
I'm gonna start getting better. I'm gonna start getting better.
Oh my god!
Y'all, I'm not trying to start getting better, though.
What? What does he call it?
No way I knew it, bro. They were up to hand.
There's no way I'm not only sick of this shit.
Hey, man, just type it out for the quick clip.
Great hand jam!
Oh my god, are you gonna show me?
Kill me!
Oh my god, bro! I should have my right here!
Oh my god, my eyebrows are taking me on.
So, eyebrows are like...
He doesn't even have hair.
I
Know
There was a dance came there maybe for you in this at all stadium. They still didn't show
I think this guy's on the phone staring at me right here in the bay and she's standing up on the phone
You better make a hit on me, you better come and hit on me
Oh my god, you have to go first.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
Because every time we touch,
I get this feeling
Every time we kiss,
I swear I can feel it.
I love you green screen. This isn't a green screen.
Hello, well, Mason, you keep stealing along's ideas.
Yeah, but I'm wrong as the first person to go to a basketball game.
Yeah, I sports event on stream.
Ah, ah, ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
No, either way, what are we doing, no way!
My heart is like chocolate to my nuts.
Come on!
Have a hold of her.
Come on, Sturz!
Bang, bang!
Alright!
What is that shot?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The track Iowa has a score of a whole second now.
Iowa has not scored in six minutes.
Am I caught?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, here it comes.
Good place to be, guys!
Actually, question, Chad, do you guys have the game on one monitor and me on the other?
Or am I just watching a minute?
Actually question, Chad, do you guys have the game on one monitor and me on the other?
Or have you guys just watched it in a minute?
Come on, students! Good shot! Good shot, kid!
Yes, 9-10 for the shot! Yes, 9-10 for the shot!
Marlin's a hilltree, maybe show the game.
Yeah, Marlin, let's go to the game. I'll film for you, bro.
Go to the game of Marlin.
Marlin, you're talking to the high school.
Marlin, what are you guys saying?
Behind you.
I'm not doing it too much.
I'm going in. Do I put your money on Ile?
Or?
Take yourself in a hole.
Okay.
Am I getting myself out of the water? Am I getting myself out of the water?
What are the odds right now? What are the odds?
I couldn't double down.
What are the odds?
Minus 250, though?
We're all doing it, do you want it?
You know what, that's why I like the YouTube Chat, man, not a single L in sight, bro.
All W's are using YouTube Chat, man.
All W's are using YouTube Chat, man.
Now watch this.
Twitch Chat, can I get a W spam?
L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L,
L.
L.
L.
Mario mods. Change the title to just Clemson vs. Ayumi.
IRL at Clemson vs. Ayumi.
I'm glad we watched this one.
I mean, it was like, that's what he was part of.
I had a stream that I said,
it's K-Song, isn't it?
It's almost like 2.
It's prominent.
This is prominent.
It's prominent.
No, no, no. D.A.D.A.D.
Ready, everybody?
I'm a higher on the front line.
I'm a higher on the front line.
Come on, stairs.
Show me, show me why you're here.
Come on, little turns.
Good board.
Come on, stairs.
Good board.
Come on, Skirts. Come on, Little Curry.
That's why he's number 14, because 14's the closest number to half of 30.
Seems like a little curry.
Come on, Little Curry.
Come on.
30.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
20!
Oh my gosh.
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
I might have I-O-Winning it all.
Not a bad take at all.
Winning it all?
Winning it all.
I really like skirts.
It reminds me a lot of my...
Skirts are like a lot of me.
That's a bad take. Is it really a bad take?
What's the power of a breeze takes content at his first volunteer in third?
How is that possible?
You guys don't think I open all the way?
No, stop saying I'm getting mocked.
I'm better than you.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
All right, ready?
We're going to talk a little bit behind you, all right?
Any luck, please?
Please?
One more time!
Woo!
One more time!
Hell crowd!
That might have been the maybe shit I've ever seen.
Look at this chap over there.
Look on the truck it's a chap over there.
You'll see it.
You're fucking 23 bro!
No dude!
How is it bad to be 23 and trying to start a re-medicine?
That's cold, that's cold!
I'm a puny one.
That's kinda crazy.
They carry a tap door on their trumpets and they get a zero out of it.
It's called grow up. Maybe I don't want to grow up. Maybe I want to be a kid forever.
This is called the Peter Pan!
That guy's got water!
Aw, he missed it!
He's at a home in 44, I know!
Hey! Put me on the tail!
Hey!
Hey!
I want to hold the jumbo tron!
I know what I got to do here, but on it!
6-7!
6-7!
Come on 9 point lead. Do not blow this.
Wow. Three ball.
They showed me on TV?
Oh God, they showed me on TV, oh God.
They put it in the car.
You were on TV.
Put it in the car.
I'm getting lied to, bro.
Little fucks taking pictures of us.
I got so much of a picture of you with me. I knew I was gonna watch.
I knew someone was watching.
Oh, yeah, he's passing it on to Cheshire.
I don't want him to say he's just seen Dan on TV.
Oh, my God, you're on TV.
Hey, Chad, put it in the car.
Mom, I did it.
Mom, I made it.
Wait, how many people are watching that game on TV?
OK?
OK.
OK.
Whistle.
Oh, Chris!
Come on!
All right, we've found number 24.
Great save.
He's first.
Yeah?
Is he going to?
For you.
I'm not gay.
Hey man, can you stop this fucking area?
But I'm not.
He wishes I was gay.
I'm not gay.
Do you wish you were gay?
Yeah.
Brother, I don't wish you were gay.
I'm gonna do what I want.
Yo, it's looking good.
I'm ten.
I know.
I'm not a hit.
That guy's not in college.
That guy's shooting at number 11.
Looks like he's trying to get to his place.
Where'd he go?
Well, I love that you want his camera.
This shit's so nice.
The pelting's great.
Shams is behind him.
Shams.
Oh my God!
Hey, check, guess what you got at UFC?
I met, uh...
He's the announcer on ESPN.
He's like, he's a black...
You know what I'm talking about, Chad?
No, not shit.
I met, uh...
He's like a ESPN guy.
This is no...
He's either a reporter or like a ESPN, uh...
I forget. No, not Stephen A. Smith.
Thanks for coming out of that simple need, and that's his first round.
No, no, not Kendrick Perkins. I met Shannon Sharp.
Did he hear that?
No, no, I met him at USC.
That's good. I think this was good.
He said it was up to me.
I mean, that's cool.
We shot, it's dead, please.
It's dead.
W, freaky up.
Oh yeah, it's a ball out.
GG Clemson, stick to glass!
He's got a chance. Is it Clemson? Is it Clemson like no for their grades?
10 Minutes is not over yet.
What's that?
Maybe it's there for a second here.
Is this ain't him at 9.15?
It's right after.
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
You're on a diet? Okay, let's grab a salad.
Oh my, are you sure? I've been watching on the TV.
Hey, he's eating! He's eating!
Holy Moly!
You've been watching on the TV for a long time.
You've been watching the TV?
No, I've been watching on the TV.
I've been watching on the TV.
Play some good defense and we will win this game.
Can't be shootin' at!
What's up, man?
Make sure to be okay on top.
Come on.
Put a dagger on him right now.
Oh my god, number 7 against a member of you?
Who do you think you're going to be?
Once a fan of a zero or a takedown 3.
No, you're right.
It's his third behalting circuit.
I might be the opposite of a person.
The most men's energy in my life is worth it.
That's what perfect math is.
Perfect math right now.
Nick Davis hit the track save me.
For Clemson.
Wait, I had BYU in my final four and it was.
It's game!
Give me the GP sign!
I'm such a loser. I'm actually a loser.
Good.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm going to be fencing going out sad.
The eighth seed getting upset going out sad.
It's early in the ninth seed.
Oh, my goodness.
Very important question.
Justin Bieber.
All right, Lace, go get coffee here.
Come on, Iowa. We got this.
We need a score here.
Screaming in the at-risk.
Come on!
I'll be hitting any twitching books in public, like, I don't know.
I
Wait, how come there's not anything to eat?
I want something!
Get me coins!
What song is this?
Someone in the chat said, are you from Ontario and you're their teacher?
I can't throw him away.
Oh no, I see you're dead.
I think I'll have to take my parents back.
He said, oh, 90% sure that's my teacher.
Yeah, I'm gonna run back to my home, Ontario.
We gotta make sure they're there.
I like that.
I really like that.
I really like to shoot my door.
Maybe, yeah.
I like that, too.
Tell me what Terry up there.
There's no way.
This is Jones.
I'm just saying nothing.
No, I'm not asking that.
Oh my gosh.
She's right up there.
Where is your valid?
Ask her if she knows a Joey.
Do you know a Joey?
Of course I do. Absolutely. I don't know a Joey.
There's no way one of her students is in the chat.
There's just no way.
Yeah!
Alright, thumbs and star way.
Why people in this chat keep calling this a fad because so much weight.
Let's get the number 21.
A. Scott, American.
I'm reading all the YouTube chat messes right now it says
I'm reading it Lacey you look super handsome
where's that message I don't see it I'm reading the YouTube chat
I'm not going to lie, they see such a good looking dude, YouTube loves you, you look so good.
Let me hit you.
Dallas, call an instant check for Clemson.
Clemson is putting their back up, that's how you know they gave up.
Nice little 14-point here.
We have 10-11.
Can you tell us how long we've been here?
We just sat down here.
Alright, turn the game guys.
Thank you man, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, keep getting good grades.
Oh
How do they not get tired? I swear still chest we were me
Every missing layup! What's going on?
No.
No.
No.
Wait a minute.
Biggest news.
Biggest news.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
We've got a story here.
Fuck, fuck.
They're all saying bang when fencing squads.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck.
Not a lot, not a lot, not a lot.
Only 17,000.
Really?
Yeah.
No technical!
You're doing it?
You really want it?
I'm not allowed to do it.
You know me?
I feel that kiss.
No.
That is wrong with you.
But...
That's all you got.
You didn't feel it? You didn't feel the chemistry in him?
No.
You're not allowed to play cards.
Six games.
I'm kind of hoping...
I found an Iowa.
Please, I just want to review.
What? How am I a woman?
You're actually a cop. I was on the bus.
Hey, yeah! Hey! I know you heard me!
You're getting out of my t-shirts?
But you want t-shirts on me?
Everybody around you is in the way with you?
Sorry, I left you to bring energy.
Not everybody can see you here, that's not how it works.
I left you to bring energy to the beat.
So, uh, I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna file harassment claim.
The cheerleaders keep staring at me, I'm gonna file harassment.
I'm still here.
I'm here to stand up.
Yeah, I didn't know I was sweet.
We're in the ones on the left, too.
come on.
Come on.
Martin will start the wave.
I literally did start the wave.
No, that was a line she needed to.
Come on, make it. Please, please, please, please, please.
He's so good.
Nice shot. Jack, fun fact in the stream, I shot 90% of the free throw on ice.
No, I shot probably a couple hundred less.
First year's prep.
Small school fun.
I went over six, take me on the banks.
You have to scream, wave, then start it?
Oh, God.
WAAAVE!
Nobody has any energy, bro.
I gotta be in the cleansing session.
That wasn't that enough.
Come on, let's get some defense going.
Is anybody in the chat even watching the game or are you guys just watching?
Oh, Stoach is the whole office!
Oh my God!
Oh, oh!
Oh, the refs are blessing, puns!
That's entirely irrelevant.
Dick Davidson is the second best.
I don't know.
Whoa, Kim.
You're high in the rock with your bruise.
What's your number, Tom?
It's a bit harder.
It's minus 500.
What?
500 months before you shoot 100.
No, I'm not angry.
I'm 90 now.
You missed my free throws.
You missed one.
You're the widowed shot.
I don't think he stepped out. I don't think he stepped out. I think that wrecked trash.
I don't think he stepped out.
I don't think he stepped out.
People who are watching the game at home, did he step out? Yes or no?
I don't get a replay here.
Someone will come on my way.
Lentz and foul number 11, Nick Davidson.
Another foul?
That's his third foul.
Oh my god.
I mean, I didn't see the fight.
That's what I wanted to do.
Camman now with the live shooting.
Did you know who this guy's now back in the KXU presence?
He's like, oh, it's true.
He's like, oh, it's like a good guy.
Wow.
Take him out the gate!
Oh, look at that.
Yes!
He's evil!
Hey!
No, it's not a airlock!
It's on the ground!
He says none of them want to seal it!
No, no, no, no, no!
Where?
Lacey, I put 4k on Iowa C-
you
you
you
you
you
paid off. The rest of them got to get paid off.
So don't complain about it.
I'm saying.
Bunsen crowd number four, but a John Stammer, that's his third crowd.
Cooper not to the line and chases him.
Super fries on the seat.
Oh yeah.
2G, it comes in fans.
You guys lost.
Iowa won.
Thanks for the money.
Thank you.
Game over.
Bye bye.
Let's go.
I do not say GG. The game is over. It's 8.25 minutes.
Oh yeah, let's go.
Come on. Come on. Keep that D up.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Please world, bring the best!
No, Jack, Clemson can not get a rebound.
Clemson can not get a rebound.
How am I a sped game?
Please explain to me how.
About a win 6,000 dollars.
What was it?
6,000 more.
6,000 more.
6,000.
It was like 6.6.
Everyone's sitting here.
They call it a challenge!
Well, ah, fuck.
It's a bad game.
Look at this, this part.
And everybody here is working for this.
Being at this game makes me sad, dude.
I'm sure you know.
I know I have the ability to scale sets to be out there on that court.
Scales on the scale.
What's your uh...
What's your...
What's your surgery?
This summer.
Are you ready?
I'm not having my surgery.
I think I'm gonna walk somewhere else in here.
I'm just gonna take my amyloch.
What is that?
Go!
I'm gonna play, dude.
This is Baylatch.
Uh, basketball.
I was playing on Super Bowl.
I was playing on 8th and I was at the line.
He didn't shoot.
He stepped down from the ground.
We were playing against nothing.
He didn't drop.
That's what you're going to do.
Yeah, game over.
Right, we're going to win a burger costume.
A burger costume.
Wow, nice.
All right, I feel happy, I feel happy, I hope you can believe right now.
What's the score? It's on the screen, dude.
I was not ripping it with Peter.
I'm never son of a gun.
Yo, hey, yo, ref! Hey, ref!
Has you ever been in a possession without a foul in the last 10 minutes?
I would have, where my name's gonna come.
I just heard.
20,000 in one hour.
These refs just want, like, these refs just want to make it out there.
You're not the end result of what the club said, that you need to.
You farted?
Ew!
You farted?
It's not over yet, I don't like this.
What do you mean? It's a six point game with two minutes, it's over.
Six points for two minutes is not crazy.
I'm telling you, I always not letting this game get within three.
Trust me, I know Bob.
They spent their checks on the need for hearts and...
You know, let me down at the back and say,
all the quotes we can land in the neighborhood.
Yeah.
Because they invited us.
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
If I was a college student,
I didn't want to use the intention
It comes down to how much you've got to do.
Exactly.
Oh, no, full court press.
That's a travel!
Whoa!
Nobody's rushed up.
Who's the best?
Yeah, he was watching the game. Did y'all see that travel?
Oh my God, sirs.
He won't get it, it's not.
One bit of remaining, look at that.
Good, Ted!
Are you saying W, Yacht?
What do you need to eat, bro?
Are you guys staying for the next game?
Oh, maybe, I don't know where you're going.
I know!
I'm going to go down and shoot her down!
I don't know yet!
I believe there'll be a pull-out.
Yeah, but the crowd's going to be afraid of something.
Really?
The gang goes like two hours late.
I do a lot of people from here.
It's a lot of history.
It's a good game.
I have to.
It's just in an hour.
What am I going to do for an hour?
Never leave.
I mean, I don't need to leave.
I don't have a girlfriend there.
We sell our tickets, we sell our tickets on the street.
We sell some guys on the street.
We think you can take over.
Home March Magnus, honestly.
I love him.
I love him.
I'm not worried about him.
They made us buy one.
Alright, 6.0.
There's no way.
Oh, 625.
Get over there.
Oh, let's go!
Checking y'all like something in the chapter of Good Luck, bro.
Maybe, I don't know, maybe a hooray.
Maybe a W, just like something.
I meet them the way.
L-Rap!
Thank you for the raise. You have a big nose.
Get his face!
What happened?
What?
He's not the one out of his coach's head?
Oh!
The coach's snapped some more.
The coach's snapped the shit out of the assistant golf right in the face.
He's a big hit!
They're going forward, down, out.
It's just a ball.
My honest challenge, please.
It's a good challenge, coach.
It was all and just like that GGs in the chat
Feels good to be aware man
Chad, do you all want me to stay for the Florida game or do you all want me to leave?
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going to do if I leave though, Chad.
I graduated my college years, I graduated my college years, I graduated my college years,
We have an Antburg whistle.
It's not out of bounds.
Stop blowing it, stop blowing it.
Chad, the four against and 20 minutes.
Chad is so peaceful without snowy here.
Come on.
Wow! Way to break the press!
Way to break the press!
That's game chat.
Ah, feels good to be on there too.
Kiss me.
Tell you where you just gotta ride me.
You gotta ride me all March Madness.
All March you gotta ride me.
I'm gonna chase every day.
What should I do for the morning game?
I kind of want to put money on the over-under of the boys.
We're under 153.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
40 seconds!
Chad!
The Florida game is 1.53!
Does it go over or under?
Yeah, under.
Don't think you guys think about it.
Even that Florida road goes up those floors.
You don't think they're gonna put like a bomb sandwich on top of a bunch of them?
It was the Nekka's new tool!
Come on!
Watch this, you guys!
It's alive!
Chad said it under!
Vegas now is under.
Things, I feel like this game had a lot of scoring!
And it's 125s!
No, this game is not.
Really?
That quicker is truly...
Climbing it under, it's not 100s, but it has.
Okay, story.
They're not affordable.
Chad, I've got a bunny on the over on you.
What's the worst thing?
I don't know yet.
Chad, should I stay or should we go to our book?
I need to get a little bite somewhere.
I ain't gonna keep so much.
Oh my god!
I'll wait a little time now.
So we're trying to get into a suite.
Do you have anybody who knows it?
I just let that pass in.
Yo, you're in the chair right now.
You have a suite.
You want to have your tour?
This is long-time business, and many people don't like it.
Oh, god.
What is that about?
This is pretty cool.
And I got you.
No, you're not in a suit.
Alright, YouTube chat. Do I stay or leave? What do y'all think?
I need two more points.
I'm doing it.
You should hang out with the people beside you.
Leave, leave, leave. Stay, stay, stay.
They keep you, keep you going on the YouTube channel.
What do you want?
What do you don't care?
What the hell is this?
It's gonna be a blowout.
Alex Texanee, my brother-in-law is in a suite next to the owner suite.
Let's see if you can join him.
Is there a fee in there?
Now watch the house.
Imagine the traffic getting back.
Oh my god, it's going to go to...
come on, come on, come on.
Hand him over.
Give time, give time, give time.
Alright, get him over.
We win.
How is that Clemson ball?
How is there Clemson ball?
I'll call number six, Tamiya Banks, that's his fifth and final foul.
I mean, Jack, the injury could differ.
We could try to go find a little bar side and maybe get some food and watch the game there.
It's not a bad shot at all, but I feel it's really bad.
Another betting.
You want to put a bet in?
No, you don't think?
You don't think you're very close?
Ah, sometimes it depends.
The gators will go here.
Wait, well I need to see what's on this one.
Who is it? Who?
Who?
Shinde Lu?
Shinde Lu.
It sounds like a really good place.
You're on?
You're automatically done with the game.
I'll check since the other one.
Uh, over under points?
Please fuck off the line.
It's 12 and a half.
This is rematch.
Here's the rebound. Big rebounder.
To the rebounds. 11 and a half.
Thank you.
RJ Guthrie checks in for constant.
Can I do any of you guys have any place for the trophy or the game?
Go to the restaurant VIP that's at the beach.
Listen, I say we head out, check, I say we go a little more.
Hold your life right now!
You are safe and doing your thing.
Okay, now we need first-march fantasy events.
Personally, we like to go into a bunch more,
but the games are going to get better every time.
This is going to be the open rounds.
I believe.
Excellent.
No idea. Let's meet you guys.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Thanks, sir.
Here? Okay.
Hey, sir!
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Oh my god, we did it, we're out.
That was not as bad as I thought.
That was not bad.
We got so blessed that there was an exit right next to the gate.
I feel way worse.
We actually got blessed.
Okay.
Now let's find a place where we can just get a nice little bite to eat.
Do I put a bedding on the floor again?
What bed do I even put in on the floor to?
Well, if you bet money line, I put in $2,500.
You could win $2.
It's insane like $2,000 to win a dollar. Are you serious?
I think maybe we just do the under our points under 1.5
Wait
Me too after peace so bad
How are we going to go here?
Well, you could go in the knock-a-go.
Or we could leave the channel open, maybe?
Oh, yeah.
Just let somebody steal the phone.
This place looks packed.
Well, it definitely is.
There's a cross from the stadium.
Go to Hooters?
Is there a Hooters nearby?
Maybe.
Oh, so Hooters is 13 minutes, we go?
Yeah, but how far are we going to get there?
How long is it?
How long is it that we're going to take you there?
How long are we going to get to the Hooters?
Uh, Uber?
What's the title change the title back to what it was, but just put the beginning as IRL in Tampa
I got Duke all the way I mean
We can try here. Are there taxis in Tampa?
I got some fuel on the line.
13 minutes left.
We parked in the garage.
We could drive.
Really?
Yeah.
The walk is like 10 minutes, but we can't.
No, the car is 10 minutes away.
We can wait here.
We'll get it.
How far is Uber?
There's got to be Ubers nearby.
No?
I could try.
Hang on, bro.
You can't.
The city's locked off.
Oh my God.
There's two cars everywhere.
Yeah, you can't drive.
Are you guys going to cheat at me until you do a basement cheat me out?
Yeah.
Just be honest.
Make it.
He said the car seven minutes away, but the water is going to miss the game
We have to get some hooters shut
Hooters my shit. No, I'm not gay. No, I thought he was a no. No, I'm not gay
I'm not I'm just straight
Why do you keep telling people you let it go bro?
Yeah, at least I said we just walk and find something that's how we find the best stuff
Yes, I am
Yeah, I got you. Thank you
Twin Peaks, what's Twin Peaks?
They have Twin Peaks here?
I don't know.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, man.
Do they have Twin Peaks here?
Twin Peaks.
15-minute drive. I've never been to Twin Peaks, but I've heard sketch talk about it.
It's like food?
I think, yeah.
Chad, do we go to...
Wait, you want to see him in his hotel? We'll take a potty?
Oh, great show.
Is it the hotel? It is the hotel.
I'm looking for security guards.
Where? Right here.
Where's security guards?
Is that right?
Yeah.
Oh, I lost it.
I don't know exactly where it's at.
Get it delivered to the hotel?
Oh!
Holy fanciest!
Surely there's a bathroom somewhere.
Wait, it's right here now?
It's over here.
Okay, I'm gonna go see get simple change.
You stay here and just put it on your face and talk to the chair.
Okay.
He's kind of laggy out here.
Saeed bro what the fuck is this?
Hold on no!
You don't understand your words
I think we don't understand
So we start
Is this the worst day of all time?
Yeah
I can't believe this
Bro I'm still mad at you
Why?
I'm not really mad at you
Why did you get mad at me?
Boys?
I just peed and didn't wash my hands.
Oh, sorry guys, sorry fellas.
Sorry about that.
Let's talk. We're doing a YouTube. Let's talk.
Fuck, why is it lagging?
You gotta go be here.
Yeah, I was just trying to see why it's lagging.
Here, wait, am I lagging or am I going to go to the bathroom?
Fine.
I literally told her to meet me.
I think I was like, oh, I'm not amateur work.
She's still mad?
Who's mad?
It's kind of so hard.
What's American social?
Drew?
I can't confirm Drew does sit-down weight piece.
Whoa, this chast is weird.
Oh!
playing billiards brothers
cameras foggy
It's a little fancy jet
Drew took the mode the router
I'm so sorry ladies, I did not mean to hurt you, I'm so sorry, flay.
You can do it.
Huh?
What are you doing?
You can do it.
But we just hit a lick on their bathroom.
We just hit a lick on their bathroom.
A little McLaren?
I think I walked by me, looked at me and said, must be nice to be rich.
Do I look like I'm rich?
I feel like I look like a bum.
Yeah
What kind of McLaren is this?
Poins!
Hey! I pulled the dick out!
Huh?
What?
What did you say?
Did you say he pulled his dick out?
Yeah!
That was Simon Cowell?
Hey, what?
That was not Simon Cowell.
What's up, dog?
How you doing, brother?
I'm chilling, man. I can't complain.
Spitting the block of shit.
Are you ready? Watch this. Watch this.
Get ready. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready.
I
Don't worry, we know they they kind of look for the people behind them or blocking
We're gonna scream loud. We got it like like
Stop and fucking scream loud as shit
Yeah, someone screenshot
Was it tough to be honest?
Bro, the thing was she was, one of them was already facing me, so it wasn't that tough.
I don't even have a watch.
Lacey Dordy.
Whoa, what is that place?
Go to Jameson.
Damn, they're repo'd someone's Tesla.
Hellfuckin' clanker, bro.
Hey, that's my car!
What is this?
Ice cream spot?
I don't want ice cream, I want actual food.
Around the corner here.
Oh, this guy's got a Porsche.
Nice car, man!
I got you, dude.
This is you, right?
Yes, sir.
Monkey man.
Put it on God, that's you in the chat.
That's where I got it.
Holy aura!
Oh, you got a Porsche?
That's six-hundred monkey names.
Who's six-hundred monkeys in the channel at a time?
Really?
These are for you.
Holy shit!
I get this.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate you, man. Thank you.
They're saying to get subs.
He draws a Porsche?
Hey, he looks good. He has a girlfriend and he has a Porsche.
Well, at least he thugs and lit it.
Well, he'll be gifting you?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, fuck.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Richie?
Yeah, it's a little...
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, the new Spider-River was on that scale.
Yeah, I got you.
I threw up all my stuff.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, that's the song.
That's the song?
That's the song.
Why are you lying to me?
Hey, you can tell me what that song is about.
I appreciate your effort.
I appreciate your effort.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, of course.
I don't.
You should have someone in that picture and put me in a stand next to my hair.
Yeah.
So.
I'm on the big road.
Alright, man.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Thank you.
God bless you, bro.
Jesus loves you, bro.
Dang, bro.
Hey, Jesus loves you, bro.
Jesus loves you, bro.
Yeah.
You can take a picture of a lot.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Yeah, I appreciate you.
God bless you.
God bless you.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, also, also, um, the pictures
of January post-mortem,
of my college, Sean Loveridge.
Sean Loveridge, Sean Loveridge.
Yeah, I appreciate you, though.
Appreciate you, too.
I feel like we're not dressed for the New Yorkers, I'm dressed for any occasion, dear
God.
What is he calling?
Fredalina?
Is there a dress code here?
Thank you.
We're not going to let, I'm not screaming help.
help I feel like we got to catch over here good we'll catch over and away to
Hooters all right you want to see how long it takes to get a Uber yeah she was
saying this triple length while we wait
What about y'all?
It's a bit chilly.
Oh, baby.
Wait, I hear a reason.
Lacey!
Yo, Lacey!
Lacey!
Yo, Lacey!
It's that fucking Lacey!
It's that Lacey!
Lacey!
Yo!
What's up, man?
How you doing?
Lacey!
I don't know who's Lacey.
I don't know who that is.
No, let me get a photo of you.
Oh, Lacey!
Let me get a photo of you.
There's no way.
What the fuck?
It's me, me, me.
Yo!
Lacey!
Yo!
Let me get a photo of you!
Yo!
Lacey!
How many likes do I take to get a drink with a bite?
Nah, I'm joking.
I got one already.
What does it say?
Yo!
Yo, Lacey!
Let me get a photo of you!
Yo!
Lacey!
Yo!
Oh my God, Lacey.
Lacey, you're so funny.
Yo!
Appreciate y'all.
Yo!
Lacey!
Tom! Come back!
I can't see a ship!
Come back!
Finish me!
All right, so why am I calling those Uber 2's? We can't leave it.
I'm so tired, dude.
How do you go?
Bro, you think you're gonna be like black fucks?
Where am I calling the Uber 2's? I see.
Oh, no, no, no.
We're going to town!
Yeah.
Do you guys have ideas?
What?
You did start to get into college.
College?
Not a student here.
Thubs was the mall.
No.
Yeah, you can't be checking doors.
No, I thought it was a mall.
Said there was a mall here in the GPS system.
It's weird, man. Not a student here.
It's actually a box. There's actually a slot here.
It gets a lot.
I should probably be smoking on the job.
Yeah.
Wait, so am I calling to Uber or what's going on here?
What? Am I calling to Uber or what's going on here?
All right, we need to keep walking.
I mean, the bars are over there, so we either go to Hooters, wait, do we put a pen in real
quick?
Oh!
Okay.
Oh, my God.
I like what my balance is looking like right now.
I like what my balance is looking like.
Okay.
March Madness.
Florida.
Oh, me too.
Oh, me too! A little 3k in the balance. Florida over-under. Why don't I see it? Why is this
copper version? It's on the wrong side of the road. Can't do that buddy. It's got
I don't see the Florida game. Wait, do we miss it? Fuck. No, I see it, I see it, I see it. I don't mind.
Wait, you're taking over or the under? Under. I don't have it. Bro. Why does it say suspended?
It's just starting to get cooked.
Fuck.
We missed it, dude, because of this chat.
It's because of this chat.
You fucking idiot.
Because you were too busy running from little space.
No, it's because this chat made us missy.
Bro.
Should we go to Hooters?
You've been asking for 20 minutes, and then you move to the location
when I go to try to call Hooters.
I'm gonna be in bad bay last night.
Wait, what is this car?
Hold on, can we catch a ride in that?
To Hooters?
Sir!
Sir! Sir! We're gonna run!
Did he just say no to his job?
Alright, let me call the roofer.
Chad, Richie doesn't live in Tampa anymore.
Wait, why can't I do this bed? It's gotta make me mad!
Oh wait, two minutes. Am I out of peace?
Wait, we're two minutes away?
I don't know, it says S and we're creeping it up.
Please bro.
Guys, I'm not just pulling up to Jensie's house, it's not how life works.
You don't just go to someone's house, bro.
She was on his house, she's been knocking on the door,
on it a couple times outside.
I want to go to Hooters, they have good wings.
Yeah, actually.
Yes.
One minute.
Nice.
I'm so fine
You're acting like Jinxie is the president. No dude, it doesn't matter what your status is you don't go to someone's house
You don't just pull up to their house
What do you mean I'm acting like Jinxie is the president?
I'm not gonna be famous gonna pull Jinxie's house. Hey Jinxie. Like no dude what?
Is she the condom?
It's fine, it's not 15.
You did the closest winners, right?
Yeah.
Because there was one that was 20 minutes away and one that was 13.
This one's a lot.
Okay, perfect.
Ask him, guys, if you think I didn't hit Jynxie when I came to Tampa, you're an idiot.
I've already explained, Jynxie likes to game and do his thing and stuff.
I'm sorry
Oh, no, don't run, please.
Lacey, got Uber's here.
No, I want a picture of you.
Oh, fuck the picture!
No, no, no, don't shoot me and you.
I tried, bro!
I'm literally trying to know, don't you know?
Hello, sir.
How's it going?
Have you already got a pen number for me?
Ah, yeah.
Hold up.
One second.
Uh, three, nine, five, seven.
I don't know.
You know, I rap a little bit. I freestyle. You don't hear it?
No, I don't.
You know Uber on the street, me and Jooff suck his meat, suck his feet, play with his tidian.
I kinda had the same flow as this guy had, though.
Well, I can't believe this chap fucked up our bed.
And we might be able to still put it in.
It doesn't let me, I'm on.
Oh, what do you mean, a veteran rage?
Should we hop on regular phone now or do you want to keep doing it with like, platforms?
What's that?
Should we hop on regular phone or do you want to keep doing it with like, platforms?
Oh, this phone's fine.
You hate your fans.
No, I do not, bro.
I tried to say, hey, let's take a picture.
And the dude said, no, don't take one with them.
Take it with just me.
and then he grabbed his phone back.
You guys, Jinxy did not say that.
Why do you guys lie?
It's a long road.
Yeah, I would smoke some weed.
Uh.
He did.
Check with Aiden.
What?
You don't want to go?
Okay, something in the straight.
You expect me to believe the Twitch chat that Jinxie said to pull up to his house
when he didn't text me.
Yes, okay, so okay, so yeah, yeah, let me just pull up the Jinxie
Let me just go because I just have telepathic ability to teleport people's houses or I don't know where it's at
Wait send me the glitters address true
It's because the chat spamming call Lacey bro chat something that's right
You guys are in Jinxie's chat spamming call Lacey and you're in my chat spamming Jinxie said to come over
Yo, you guys are like little evil kids, bro
Sir, how far are we?
We're half full of you.
Hmm.
Now this is some stuff. I actually really like this one a lot.
Bro it's kinda like the zombies.
Did the Florida game start?
Yeah, I did it already.
I did?
Yeah.
I wanted to put a bed in.
Too late, dude.
Is it bad that when I touch my socks and smell my hands it smells pretty bad?
Ew.
The chat is telling Jinxie that you're homeless.
Yo, dude.
There's no... I'm opening a shop.
Wait, what is wrong with you guys?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Whoa!
Oh, it's a calm screen.
you
you
you
you
you
and we changed the ride.
But what's the difference?
Twin Peaks is 15 minutes from here.
But it's way farther from the house.
Wait, Hooners is still 13 minutes?
No, it's not.
I got a lot of stickers I didn't want to do with myself tonight
My thoughts can't get out of my mind
Wait, whoa, sir, can you turn the music down a little bit?
Actually, please, sorry about that, all the way if you could.
I forgot I was streaming on YouTube.
But wait, you can't play music on YouTube.
No music on YouTube.
What?
Yeah, that's why I only, that's why only certain...
To the YouTube chat, only certain streams can be on YouTube.
Just because you can't play music on YouTube, unfortunately.
I was gonna say, where we do for driving segments.
If you can't play it.
It's already cooked now?
Even if I skip that part out the VOD?
I'mma be honest, Twin Geeks is 20 minutes the other way.
I think we just go to Hooters.
Drew, you never send me the Hooters address.
I've sent it to her already.
I'm going there for the wings, they have really good chicken wings, they have great wings.
You got a girlfriend, man or a wife?
Neither.
I've been life simple.
Wow.
Do you enjoy it like that?
Right now, yeah.
It's just very easy.
I do what I want when I want.
I never have to worry about it.
Fair enough.
You ever be going out and getting sendy a little bit?
Usually.
It's a little week and how much money I make.
Fair enough.
Get a little table, one of the club.
Karuna does not want to go to a nurse.
It was like, when did I ever say that?
I look like I look like TikTok.
Look.
Daisy tries to set up his cameraman with Darla's sister.
This one has 200k views, then there's another one, uh, this one's true and
darkness for it to hang out off-stream. 30k views, there's another one down here,
Lacey couldn't stop laughing when Drew got nervous and ran away. This has 200k views.
This is fucking, it's retarded ass clippers, bruh.
Oh my god.
It's not Leigh he's driving.
What?
I bet you he just got an Uber one day and it's just like fucking Saeed like driving the Uber.
Oh Saeed.
Do you see it's TikTok?
What TikTok?
Tiktok.
Is it a Tiktok?
No, film it.
Oh, fuck.
Chad, anyone know Sayed Tiktok where I think I fell on?
It's-
It's lingerie night at Twin Peaks?
No way Sayed deleted his Tiktok.
Wait, what is lingerie night?
Go to Twin Peaks now!
Yo, Twin Peaks is far!
We could reroute it, but like, it's far.
That might be TOS!
It is their all-in-launcher race next to my crib.
I know every girl.
I can feel you are a cooner, dude.
Loki Hooters streaming, they make the girls uncomfortable.
These won't fill them.
Low key Hooters streaming may make the girls uncomfortable, but they just won't film them.
I think you've streamed Hooters a bunch of times, Kyle.
Someone said the spicy chicken breast at Twin Peaks are so good.
I love the press that Twin Peaks do they have good press there
We turn around and we ride in the Twin Peaks.
How far?
It's 18 minutes.
But we're flying.
The only thing is we're three minutes away.
We're three minutes away from Hooters.
I think we just said Hooters, bro.
Maybe we'll go to Twin Peaks with Sketch.
Oh, I just leaked.
Oh, GG.
I guess, guess, what's it gonna lead to?
At least, see, there's a famous dude in your YouTube chat.
I'm reading the...
I'm always reading the YouTube chat, dude.
I'm always reading it.
I have a whole tab open on my phone for the YouTube chat.
They shouldn't make a feature where you can have two apps open at once.
I always have the YouTube chat open and I can see it right now.
It's Iconcious typed.
Kaze me loba just like see I'm reading YouTube chat at all times straight up liar
I'm not lying wait just a thing you have to think apps open at once how
wait someone in the YouTube catch that lacy such a grinder been live for four
hours that's cool I love you to chance holy shit wait why that that's long for
to look at the com for the site video wait no one ever said the video of us being on TV
i don't see the site video
I don't care, I was literally just sending Darla where we're going, wait can I leak the
address?
I already sent it to her, why are you sending it again?
Oh here it is!
why they saying we're unmarked thank you sir thank you so much sir all right now
there could this could go one of two ways they could they could say no filming
it's fine there's Applebee's across the street lace there's a Applebee's across
the street where we hit we hit up Applebee's where we go to miss and miss
Fuck, I really wish we were able to put a bet in the game.
Is this the end of eating segment, Scruff?
No.
Pretty good. Do you mind if I film here and just keep it on me?
No, I can't film the restaurant.
Sorry about that.
Wait, Mr. and Mrs. Krabs, should we go there?
Even if I sit outside?
I feel like you're kind of self-incriminating yourself there.
No, he was a manager. He was like...
He was keeping us crazy like, I don't know.
What a twin...Twin Peaks is 20 minutes the other direction.
And I doubt we're gonna get it over.
Could try the bees.
It's right there.
Over this crab place?
Okay, let me call Twin Peaks and see if I can film.
I'm not driving 20 minutes and I'll be able to film at Twin Peaks.
Watch this.
This is...
Hi, Alyssa. This is Andrew Wall calling.
I'm a manager for a social media influencer that goes by the name of Lacey.
We were wondering if we could come to Twin Peaks, grab a bite to eat, and stream the experience.
We just got done at the floor in a game where we got invited by NCAA.
Alright, I'll be right back.
I'll help you get the beer here for you.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Why are you saying my name?
Why didn't you just say, hey, it's Lacey here?
It's me.
Why can't you say, hey, it's Lacey here, King of LA?
What the fuck is going on?
How far is Darla? Can we just get in her Uber?
She's so far away from my house.
We've run into a piece.
Are they gonna hang up on me?
Fuck, it's cold.
Why do you see that you don't want to go to some peace you get very against it?
Why are you so weird?
I'm just asking because I want to eat.
So you don't want to go?
Yeah.
Why do you hate foreign things?
I'm just saying I hate foreign things.
I drew this I want to go chat.
I drew this.
Is it because it's lingerie night?
No.
I just...
I'm just hungry and there's Applebee's right here.
Hey, why are you so weird?
I'm just wondering if you said you wanted to know anything about it?
Would never be creepy, I promise.
Even if we just keep it on Lacey and don't film the girls, that's completely fine as well.
I'm just joking.
Thank you so much.
That is how you call, that is how you talk to people, that is how you get permission
to stream out places, okay?
Instead of calling how you would call and say, hello, can we stream there?
That's how you would say.
No, it's not, because one, that's not my job.
So now we have a decision to make.
Do we make another 20 minute drive to Twin Peaks or do we just hop across the street
and get a classic little Applebee's meal?
I know the chat 40 s's are gonna say Twin Peaks.
Um...
So are you asking me?
I'm trying to figure it out. I'm just trying to make a decision.
They're all saying Twin Peaks. Alright.
And JDXMod is the one in the chat for the first time they're gonna be talking about Twin Peaks.
Does this dude just say fucking Lurk all day?
I'm never been to Twin Peaks and I'm gonna be honest, I've always wanted to go. Let's fucking go to Twin Peaks.
Okay.
I mean that address
Something that bad 20-minute drive
Chad do they actually have good breasts there at Twin Peaks?
Or is it like the same type of food? I don't know somebody said they have really good breasts
But he said this one right here um, it's problem-seeming
Fuck we were bro. We were like 10 minutes away earlier. How there's no way
That doesn't even make sense. We were so close before.
Yes.
Fucking cold.
Ummm...
Darla said they have pretty girls there.
Cry over.
Bro, you know I'm not going there for that.
I'm going there for the food, I'm hungry.
I'm not going there to look at any girls, I'm not going there for any of that.
What are the pair of double D Latina chicken breasts?
There's no place called.
There's no place called.
There's no place called.
All of that.
Twin Peaks has a menu item called the Double D Latina Chicken Breasts.
They have good cake as well. They have cake there?
Yo, Twintpeace has everything!
Here, take this.
How far is it?
It's still trying to connect me to a driver. Oh my god, there's a driver right there.
Uber!
Dude.
there's not a good sign there's so many drivers in the area I know someone texts me
and said you and Jinxie should have go to the PGA Valspar championship on
Sunday what's that apparently it's like a PGA championship
It's on Sunday, should I go to that?
Would that be entertaining though?
Us just watching golf?
I'd rather me and Jinxy go golfing.
But I also know Jinxy doesn't like IRL,
so if Jinxy wants to do something and he calls me,
I'm down to literally just pull it to his house.
Probably they still haven't found the driver.
It's fine, it's fine.
But it's really one like right next to us.
March Madness Tour by the way, okay, so do you guys want me to not stream on the days
research not games.
You'd rather me do other content.
Like you just sound like a fucking idiot.
Just go to Applebee's dude, Drew is hungry.
Yo, 11 Casper, are you gay?
Can I hold this for a sec?
What's up, bro?
Can you entertain?
No, that's not my job.
Just do something, please.
All the ads for the next hour, if I'm not sure.
Sure.
I have to entertain for an hour?
Fuck no.
Fuck you all.
Bro, do something.
I saw it on the gun Uber, by the way.
Yeah, nice, leak our location, W streamer.
Bro, that's why I'm not a streamer.
What was wrong with you?
You could hijack the car.
Dude.
Let's go sit down over here.
I thought Tampa was a popular city.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I did thought Tampa was popular.
Why?
Still hasn't connected me. It's been five minutes
Do you want to try calling one double our chances
Why are you always came to the chat?
I'm not gonna lie. I want to go to Twinpeach too
Just because I haven't been there and I've heard so much about it
like I've heard Twinpeach has great breasts, great cake and
And even better chicken wings
I'm calling it over but it's limited one boy on our path
Why is priority attended away and normals a six me before I'm saying I
I'm right up there.
Chad is Tampa not a big uh...
not a big city in Florida?
There's like a...
like there's a Uber going down the road for a long time.
Surely they like...
No, I know what's happening.
All these Uber's are not accepting me.
We can't so uber I'll be there in 10 minutes what?
But this person stopped I actually think we might get picked up hold on this person stopped at a
Nevermind they're passing us right do you think people need bad reviews on us because I say weird shit
Ubers and foreign stuff. Let me see I got an uber that's pick up in eight minutes
How did you get one before we keep yours keep yours in case there's one that pops up closer?
No, I wrote 4.81 star
I'm sorry about Uber.
Chad, do you guys tip your Uber drivers?
Oh, I just got one too.
Yeah.
20 fucking minutes.
Yo Uber.
There's no way to tap us that slow.
Uber, go kill yourself.
20 minutes?
Chad, look at this.
You're driving like a lion.
How's that called for Uber?
Oh, who's waiting 20 minutes for an Uber?
I call for you so I cancel my
I cancel my
Should I cancel my
What go sit down because I was me when you just said
I broke it in half. It's a billion dollar app.
Go sit in town on the other corner.
Me and my city.
Drew?
You don't talk to people like that.
You talk to people with respect.
Go sit in the corner and tell them.
I brought it.
What are you?
Turn around.
Turn around.
What do you think I have?
Turn around.
I'm gonna spank you.
You were mad.
I'm gonna turn around because I want to turn around.
Okay.
Turn around.
I'm gonna spank you.
You were mad.
I'm gonna spank you.
I'm gonna teach you manners.
You were naughty.
You were naughty.
You were naughty.
Turn around you're not underage you're 20 you're 20 turn around on this pain
No, I canceled over what
I mean mind's eight minutes by six minutes away, so yeah
We're out of that dude even accept my ride wait you have to be 21 to go into two weeks I
Don't think you do it to sports bar and grill
No, they're saying no. 18.
Chad, real question, if you were a girl, would you like Drew Cracker now?
Never tip tipping equals insecurity.
Wait Chad, do you last tip your Uber? I wasn't reading the chat when I asked.
I'm not reading the YouTube chat. I've never hit any of this unless like you tell me to
Yes, all right, so here's what we're gonna do well, okay, we're gonna go to Twin Peaks and
We're gonna do a challenge
Can't leave Twin Peaks until you successfully get a girl's number
If you can do it, I'll give you $500. Oh, I'm not doing that. That's so crazy. I'll give you $1,000
That's so crazy when I'm doing that
You won't get a girl's number for a thousand dollars.
Yo, can you stop trying to use me for content?
A thousand dollars.
Can you stop trying to use me for content?
How's that gang?
A thousand dollars?
Bro, I just made a thousand dollars.
I had a fucking sports game, bro.
A thousand dollars is insane.
Wait, we've been on the game now?
We might know about the apple. It's not gonna let us again start you can live that on the score
I don't know sometimes the fence
Wait, I might leak in my password
I don't think so.
Back a bit on the total.
The total points?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Over under total 161 to 161.
Wait.
Bro is that not really high?
161 is so hard.
That does not sound right.
Wait, $500.
Where's the baseball?
Wait, wait, wait.
The line line is $162?
Wait.
Dude, it was at $130.
We actually know it was at $150.
I feel like we would have got fucked if we kicked off it.
What's the score of the game? 25 to 15.
Wait, I feel like we take that. 161? Isn't that like really high?
That's really high. You think we take over or under?
Under? What? Wait, chat, chat, chat.
Yeah, but if it's on pace to go that high, it's probably going to be that high.
Chat, what is like the right score is right one million?
Like, is it only around like one fifty?
I'll be honest I'm gonna put I'll put 500 on it but 500 under the over just changed
it's 168.5 now fuck I put 500 on the over I don't know if that's the right
call what's up you're doing nice to meet you man I like the shirt
I appreciate that. Actually, I'm very proud to say that you guys are, um, very...
Oh, yeah!
Cap, cap, cap, cap.
You guys have 20 bucks.
Yeah, we're about to head over to 20 bucks right now.
And that's the finest dollars we've ever done.
Thank you, bro. It's cool. I heard they have great, uh, breasts and cake there.
Yeah, for sure, yeah.
They do?
They got some good talent.
Talent? What do you mean talent?
Talent.
I'm telling you, my chest, they have, like, chicken breasts and cake.
I mean, that's what you're into.
Yeah, but I mean, you know, people go, like, on purpose.
So this is like, uh, they gotta, like, if you're drinking, they got blow drop shots.
I'm the blowjob shop.
It's like, uh...
What do you suck my dick while I take a shot?
Sure, yeah. I mean, I'm not...
Money talks.
Uh, so like...
Am I going to a shrimp club?
It's a shot of Yeager, but they put whipped cream on it,
but you gotta drink it with no hands.
And you also get a blowjob.
It's freak- Yeah, stress drop.
I'm done. I gotta take a blowjob, blowjob shot.
I have to.
Yeah, hey, just don't let go of them, you know?
No, she's coming, so...
Oh.
All right, man.
Yeah, can I get a picture?
Of course he is.
Wait, Chad, what was the-
It's in red! Okay, but like a real one or a fake one.
If y'all just say rage from everybody.
Chad, what was the right call? Over or the under?
I'm under 162.
Yo! What you doing, sex? Thank you for the five gifted!
Wait, are they saying under now?
No, because I asked them. I bet under. I'm not gonna lie.
I've been over and I've been under
Kirk Reed
Yo monkey man, yo monkey man, I just watched you pull up with $30,000 on your wrist driving a Porsche
and you hit me once up. Are you serious monkey man?
Where is this Uber?
One feet away
Oh god he has water.
Oh that's like you on your bike.
He has got a big head.
Hey you should be here in a minute.
Oh shit, he's cool.
I don't really like him.
They have good buns and milk.
We're going to Twin Peaks baby. I'm in Jampa, but did I only have this year?
Twin Peaks is very rare. It's like, it's like, I don't know.
You're about to get a blow job shot. Wait, so when I asked the wait waitress, do I say,
hey, can I get a blow job? Like they said, as long as you're not creepy, but I feel
like it's a little weird for me to ask the waitress if I can get a blowjob
bring Jinxie to cheer him up wait why is Jinxie sad what happened let me guess
he lost like $5,000 on opening cases
you ever been at Twin Peaks?
my english is not good
oh, okay
Spanish?
yes sir
hello, how are you?
all good
for you?
more or less, I don't know why
I said hello how are you and then he responded and asked he said he was okay and asked how
I was and I said a muscle meadows, which means so-and-so
Well, if I don't speak Spanish in the chat, they could strew it.
Nobody speaks Spanish in the chat.
Whatcha do?
wait what can uber do that zero stars wait should we go pick her up it's gonna
be like 30 actually wait if she's right here it's more than next to the bridge
no she's not there where she at only by the house that's what I just said lacy
oh that's that's where houses houses top me thank you for the five get to
the house is right across the bridge she is she's 22 minutes away wait where is
she on the side of the road but where is that wait that's right next to the
place that's really close wait she doesn't go over straight there
I'm pretty sure uh, Twin Peaks was like right next to that.
Hey, what's up?
Where are you?
I got another clipper.
Wait, so what happened?
Um, she just, since I changed the address, she told me different address.
I guess she said she couldn't take me, so she just dropped me off.
She put randomly on the side of the road, and I'm like...
I don't... there's a lot of like crazy shit going on here, but I'm like on the other river.
You mean crazy shit?
Thank you, she's really bad.
Hi, sir.
Are you a neighbor?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good now, but I've been here for like 10 minutes.
She will like walk and buy some, but I'm fine.
I'm good.
Okay, as long as you're safe.
All right, I'll see you at Twin Peaks. Apparently they have really good breasts and cake.
Yeah, you have fun until I'm there.
I think she's gonna get there before...
I think you're gonna get there before me.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I'll see you there. Love you!
Love you, boy.
Bro, you're a good chap.
We just have a wall on the way back.
We're going to get food.
Way back.
I need a little chap.
I need my chap, please.
Yeah.
Ew!
Why is it wet?
I'm just thinking why don't you take out any chap, please.
Chat, what's the score?
To the game?
This is 31 to 15.
41 points total.
33 to 15.
So is it still on pace to go over 160?
No.
No.
No.
No, no, yes, yes, plus another 500, please.
They're saying 159.5 is the line now.
Okay, I mean.
It went down three though.
I bet our name is at 162.
Well, I got it at 160.
I got it at 162.
If it's one, so if it's 161, we both win.
Um, yeah.
You gotta keep in mind late foul calls, brother.
It's gonna be a 50 point blowout.
There's no one's gonna be fouling.
Last person, Chad, who wants a gifted sub?
All right?
Oh my gosh, we're looking kind of time. 15 minutes away!
Wait, it's here? Where is it?
This is text.
Wait, is the Bahamas close to Tampa?
Yeah, is it or no?
No?
Take sure to tallywhackers.
You wanna go to tallywhackers?
You wanna go to a tallybackers?
It's tallybackers.
You wanna go?
What's tallybackers?
You wanna go there instead of 20 peaks?
What is tallybackers?
It's a, um, they have like, it's like a hot dog place.
They have like really good hot dogs, like shop-bought hot dogs.
I don't really like hot dogs.
You like hot dogs.
Oh, remember that airport hot dog you saw?
Yeah.
You would love it, they have big wheels.
No, you better sell me.
They have good vanilla milkshakes too if you don't want it.
Why are you looking at me?
I'm not telling you I can't shoot.
They've made you a nice vanilla milkshake, but it's like a different.
They don't put it in your mouth, they put it all over your face.
You just splatter it all over your face.
And if you guys have it in your mouth, maybe you're lucky.
Alright, that's a good one.
You have the biggest smile on your face right now.
Drew actually has the biggest smile on his face right now talking about tallywhackers.
You want to go tallywhackers and get a big wiener, Drew?
You're talking about it.
You're talking about it.
It's not me.
You're the one talking about it.
It's just funny.
He wants to go so bad.
No I don't! I don't even like hot dogs.
This child's so stupid.
These cheese are so hard.
This is so bad.
Should I hedge my over bay and put another 500 on a underside over the sea?
Wait, what do you need to go even?
You can actually do that
Wait, did that go through?
Oh my god, it might be saved
Oh my god, I don't think it went through
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Yeah, but now the unhurst problem is over
I got it at over 160, I fucked up
No, it's a great line. How is it a great line?
Wait, how much time is left in the game?
Yo, ATV, if this misses, you owe me 150.
The line's 157 now?
Wow.
It's a first? Yeah, but how much on left?
Yeah, because nobody's scoring!
I'm not going down a foot more on it.
On the over?
Yes, 200 more.
250 more, 250 more.
Seven minutes in the first half left.
Oh, it went to plus one new, it's at 160 now.
What is it?
Oh my gosh, the lines are 161 now, I'm doubling down on that.
I'm going to set up music copyright.
I wish we could.
S-selection suspended?
It's got suspended?
Yeah, it could do. I'll try it on the left.
I feel like it's really high for a college game.
Why else am I in GG?
Um, excuse me, sir, do you think you could uh turn in music down?
Gracias
I'll do the lines back at one CC2
I mean you can't just lie look at the line. You just gotta wait for them to
Ten minutes less in the game and that's what you want to look at
What is grass yes?
What is grass yes?
What?
Oh.
Wait, what is grass yes?
What is grass yes?
I wanted people to start saying grass.
What is grass yes?
They keep saying grassy and greasy ass.
That's what you just said in Spanish?
No I didn't I said turn it using Piquito.
It's turn music down a little bit.
He's got grassy.
How about Link? Are you trying to say grassy-ass?
You say grassy-ass.
I said grassy-ass.
I said grassy-ass.
Y'all!
Now I can't hear it.
Come on.
I said grassy-ass.
Yeah, I guess, yes.
I'm not...
That's what they have for dessert at Twin Peaks.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hey, Lacey, it's the LA Lakers. We would love to have you try out at our stadium.
Why would someone just randomly say that in the chat if he didn't actually work for the
Lakers.
See, see.
Whatever happened to you staying overnight at the NBA court?
Uh... I said on Shoe What Happened.
They thought that it was for a YouTube video, I'm not live.
And... I'm not a YouTuber, so...
Hard Rock Casino tonight, not a bad show.
Is it close to us?
Yes.
It is?
I'm like, pretty sure I'm lucky.
So Hard Rock's close to Twin Peaks?
I can't be...
watch the difference basically oh my god like there was certain stuff that they
didn't want a risk showing on live it's so close how close it's 10 minutes
you want any cash
The casino run, maybe run up to me at like 5, you call it a night?
You're a dude, I hate this job.
You're not gonna let your stream in hard rock?
Aw, I forgot, we don't have access.
Fuck.
Look at the score.
Oh my god, the black line's at 165.
Fuck!
Stop!
I actually just lost all the money.
No, I didn't. I did 250.
Oh, I'm tailing you all merch, man.
I did 250. I did 250.
Bro, it's fine. They're gonna stop scoring. They're up fucking 20 points. I guess they're gonna try hard to when they're up
20 points. What you don't understand is Florida's backups are better than the team they're fighting starters.
They're not gonna fucking try hard when they're up 20. Yes they will. They're gonna put the backups in and then it's gonna be scoring non-stop.
What are you guys saying yoxic for?
Yoxic, Gigi Yoxic.
Little bit, right? It's a cow.
Wait, what did Yoxic say in the chat?
Lacey randomly ran into Simon Cowell.
Wait, Sam got...
He wouldn't have said that. There's no way.
Wait, that was Simon Cowell?
I don't think it's anything to do with me.
Toys!
Wait, what? He said I'm gonna play my dick out. There's no way he would say that.
Wait!
Yo! Gallus in box, thank you for the big five gifted in the chat man. Appreciate the five.
That wasn't him.
He would say that? Wait, really?
Yeah, that's some Simon Cowell it's a what is he from shark tank?
No
Brains got talent. Oh, yeah, that's my bad. Who was from a show? Is that calling me sped?
Bro, I don't watch British God tech talent. I'm gonna listen to that might even be America's got talent
Yeah, American Idol. Yeah
Oh my gosh. Chat I appreciate the W's. Yeah every time you give subs the chat spams W's.
It's like a glitch.
Hey can you give subs on YouTube Chat?
Uh wait YouTube Chat how do you guys give subs? Can you guys show me? I've never got
a donation or anything on YouTube before I want to see how it works. Am I going to
get banned for going to Twin Peaks on YouTube? Should I end the YouTube stream?
There's also new music I bet. Might be cooked on YouTube.
It's cash? Wait, but can you guys in the YouTube chat show me how to do it please? Maybe somebody
give like a couple dollars and show me how it works?
This was like Bits, almost.
We're good. Kick rocks.
Carlos said we're right behind her.
Why do we look behind it when she's in front of us like we're both idiots?
You're a guy that can afford a lambo asking for money?
I can't afford a lambo.
I can afford 10.
Three minutes away.
Son, that was hard.
Oh.
Yo, can you stop the fucking stepping on my feet?
You don't play footsies?
No.
Bro, you're so different, Offstream.
I'm not gonna lie.
Offstream's rule literally cannot keep his hands off me.
Yo, no.
You can't.
You fucking just touched me.
Yo, Lace, check your email.
NC Double Ages sent you tickets to watch the game.
Thank God they sent more.
Jack, they don't want to send us tickets to the Amiga games.
OOOOOOOH! We got a $5 donut on YouTube!
Hold on, let me open it.
Wait, apparently there's an app where I can mix YouTube and Twitch chat.
You get a hundred percent for that.
Yo! K-Dog, two silver, thank you for the $5 donation.
Thank you for the five.
Oh, there's a hooters right here.
Oh my god, we could double it.
Wait, there's a way to mix the Twitch chat with the YouTube chat?
You're going to want to end on YouTube.
I use an app called Restream to mix chat.
Let me see
You see if I like this
Might be some tech re-stream. It's not even a thing like you just meet you just me eat some shit. Oh
Just me eat some shit up, bro
You do have it that is a thing I just searched up re-stream all the apps where there's nothing here re-stream
Holy shit. It's Marlon.
Wait, Marlon's on the cover of the Twitch app?
Yeah, it's kind of where I'm going.
Holy shit, bro. Why can't you be cool like that?
I was on a billboard, dude.
What billboard? My phone picture.
I wasn't even reading and put that on the billboard.
We put fucking Lopie's ass on the billboard, bro.
Oh my god, we got a $10? See, this is why I need to mix my chats.
I want to see what it looks like.
Chat, what's the app to mix my chats?
We got another $10 donut on YouTube.
Yo, can a mod, uh, can a mod change the YouTube title?
Or can mods not do that?
We got K-Dog with another ten dollar donut on a YouTube.
Thank you for a ten dollar dollar.
A dollar will make her holla.
Do you just want to use one of these Samsung's for your YouTube chat?
We have three.
I don't want to hold your phones.
Ah, feathers.
You got to get the one that Speed has, the one that has two screens on it.
It's on Safari, it's called the next room.
Wait a minute.
Log in.
Log in to your account. I don't have an account.
Oh my gosh, we are at Twin Peaks.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much!
Of course dude!
what's up bro?
I appreciate it
nice to meet you guys
peace
hello
how are you guys doing?
I'm getting one for three
yes
wonder and eyes
wonder and eyes
look at this
Well, it's live.
Do you want me to ever say it's live?
No.
They say it's live.
They might have Wi-Fi.
Excuse me.
Do you want me to just have Wi-Fi?
It's pretty much just not live.
Do you want maybe the employee Wi-Fi?
Do you have like a private one or no?
No, we don't.
And if I do that, I forgot people that serve.
Okay, got it.
Can I just try the other Wi-Fi?
Um, try it.
you
I
Tell me back I had to connect to their Wi-Fi. Yeah, it's good. Are we good?
What do you want to do here?
Stream it here guys.
This chat.
Yeah!
Huh?
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, this chat.
Tell them I say hello.
Yeah, of course.
I heard they have blow job shots.
I heard they do.
You have to take the shot.
How do they do?
Put it up.
You have to take the shot down.
Fifteen dollar don't know on YouTube.
All right, check it.
You guys please help me find a way to mix the chance, just so I can see mixed chance.
$15 don't know he said let me see some w's in the chat thank you for a $15
dollar don't know dude but how do I change the title on YouTube
There's got to be a way.
Can you please show Dharma I'm tired of you?
Father, you're in my street.
You're going to look at me all night and you're going to love me.
Yeah, so here they have, uh...
Succession, so I'll be on camera.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Oh, they have a thing called a blow job.
I'll stop the game.
That's all you have.
I'll hang you out of here.
All right.
You know, so they have to take on a blow job shot.
And basically, you have to take the shot like a blow job.
So no hands, just suck that shit down.
Thank you.
Of course you do.
I'm the one who shot this whole video.
It was on a red ice.
It was on a red ice.
I was like five minutes ago.
You know how it feels to be here?
Yeah.
I know too far.
Because I've got a house like five minutes from here.
I think I drove something here like every Friday night.
But, here in Tampa right now, I've got a boat.
I'm going to show you two videos.
Really?
I'm fishing.
I'm going fishing in two minutes.
With T-Food?
T-Food, yeah.
I'm going to show you two videos.
Are you going offshore?
Yeah, offshore.
I'm sure everywhere.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to get my wallet.
I appreciate it.
Hey, nice to meet you.
I'll let you go.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
W-W-W.
Your girlfriend is so pretty.
Wait, try stream...
Try streambuck.
Stream buddy?
Stream buddy.
No, I shouldn't make it happen.
Wait, but who's really gonna use that?
Fuck it.
Jinx.
I don't see stream buddy.
Fuck.
Wait, that's not even a real thing.
What are you talking to?
He asked for an answer.
Chad, what would you do if your guys girlfriend worked at Twin Peeps?
It's called Streamlap.
I don't, it doesn't work on, it doesn't work on iPhone, StreamBuddy.
Can one of these be a chat phone?
Yeah.
That's not a match out.
How you doing? Do you mind being on camera or do you not want to be shown?
I'm live streaming on Twitch.
Perfect. Just wanted to make sure it's a relaxing video.
I didn't show it.
You didn't know?
Yeah, no.
Can I have a bullet on Sean?
Is that a real thing or am I getting turned off?
I'll do a blowjob shot
Fuck there's like no servicing
I did a laundry
Thank you
The only it's real
Oh my god, I did a blowjob shot
You're a professional at blow jobs.
I
Never give it a blow up in my life
Hey, did you figure it out already?
Um, no, I was like, zero service.
No, I put it on everything I've loved. I haven't given a bull-job in years.
Wait, the menu? Where's the menu?
What? Are you adding margarine?
What food do they have here?
It's happy hour.
There's our little kitty here.
Really this place should be like at least like 16 and up.
Oh, it's lingerie now.
Where they have five pickles?
Let's linger a man with their five people
No ding-dong, how do you spawn into the chat every time?
She's gonna get your ass.
She's not getting my ass yet.
This looks good.
Wait, they actually have a really good food here.
They have rim job shots too?
Matt, where have you seen the menu?
Yes, you are going to.
What's a ring job?
What? I'm hearing a terrible ring job.
Wait, did your team win?
Yeah.
Oh, he's working.
Yeah. He's named all night.
Yeah, what's a rib job?
Okay, do you know what a bump is?
You all know what that is?
What?
What?
A lumpy.
A lumpy job.
They're saying Streamlab works.
I don't know what that is.
What is that?
Bro, this app is so confusing.
StreamBuddy?
Yeah.
Wait, what is it?
A blunkin? A blunkin's when you get head while you're taking a shit.
Eww, imagine how bad it would smell.
That's disgusting.
Do you know what an Alaskan hot pocket is?
What is that? An Alaskan hot pocket?
What is it?
I'm pretty sure
it's wet oh I don't remember
give it to yourself
oh no it's an Alaskan pipeline
Yeah, look up where the Alaska play-fighting is, yeah.
No Darla Dome.
No, I'm not telling you that I'm no Darla.
I figured it out, okay.
That's not what it is.
The Indictionary, yes.
Dude, it's a lot.
You don't log in to rows and then it'll be like this.
Yeah, can you do it?
I think you need to log in to doors.
Yeah, I can't.
A Wisconsin blow dryer?
What is that?
Okay, hold on.
I have your twist shack.
I'm gonna order from the online menu. It's more of a poor options. I think I'm gonna get
the bit the crispy mini tacos, maybe I
Thought you guys said they had nice breasts here
They were talking about those breasts.
They're not dumb.
Like I, I guess they have breasts here.
Why did you lie?
Why did y'all lie, they do not even have breasts here.
Bro, wait is there at least cake?
I don't even see cake on the dessert menu.
It's on the secret menu.
Look around.
Oh my God, Kansas is shitting on top actress.
They're actually really pretty.
Wait, how do you read the chat on YouTube?
I don't think so.
How do you get to the chat on YouTube?
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
Because I tried connecting your YouTube and it's not ready.
Open app.
Wait, why did you try it on the camera after you said I don't think so?
What?
Why did you try it on the camera?
What do you mean?
Doctor, do you have a connection?
I didn't do that.
It's still late so I can see what you do.
It's perfect.
You're stream sniping with me?
I'm looking at the camera, but it's already over.
Someone's telling me it looks like twins.
Nobody knows.
Do you like siblings?
No.
I like a new cam to the right.
Why?
You know it's throwing the game, no.
What is AppSong?
There's no app to mix YouTube and Twitch chats, so I can see both.
They're saying the other way.
That's left.
It's showing it in again.
Oh, it's not.
Hello John shot
Hello John shot
Who's that?
I can't believe it!
Who's that?
No, Drew, they're saying you have to download that grinder.
It'll help you merge checks.
Yo, go kill yourself.
What? What is that?
How do you know what that is?
You're out on your phone.
I mean, just El Drew, bro.
I'm so neat all day.
Where's my blowjob?
Wait, I kind of...
What?
It has been scraped.
Oh my god, it's my blowjob shot.
Can we say hi?
Yeah, of course, out of the street.
Wait, so how do I... what are the rules? How do I do this?
You can't do it without me, the audience.
Okay.
Can't you do it with your mouth?
Okay.
So I just like wrap my mouth around it?
Yeah.
And what happens when it falls out of my mouth?
It's high.
You gotta tease the tip a little bit.
My mouth can't get around that!
My mouth's too small.
It's one of the experiences.
Oh, they see it!
It's the first time I've ever been here.
I've first time this much, too.
Bro, just get up. You can't fucking do it.
Hey, yo!
Yeah, you got it!
Okay, I need another one.
I need another one.
People want to save us some.
Stop right now, do it.
You're gonna get proper taken.
So, you want to see if we can buy you a cake
and tell you about any good places,
but we're natives.
Oh, he's got some fun here.
Oh, shoot, I mean,
I mean, honestly, I think I'm good.
I'm gonna be here for a while.
But yeah, I'm only here for a couple of days.
I appreciate y'all a lot, thank you!
Alright, Drew, you wanna give a try?
Come on, Drew!
Bro, I know you'll suck this thing down!
I'm gonna take a bit of the juice.
Yeah!
Oh my God!
Are you sleeping right now?
Yep!
Here, a lot of it.
I have the money to make a order.
I'm here for a large package.
I have the course I see today.
Oh, one more.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you, Rob.
Nice to meet you, too, bro.
Can I get a virgin blow drop for Drew?
Yes, please.
Also, can I get a blow jump shot?
Yes, let's do it right.
I tried, but I can't wrap my lips around it.
Is it coming smaller glasses or no?
Um, can I do a bite of the billionaire's bacon?
and then can I do the brooch chicken and trip please yes the chicken and
We just ordered boner vans.
Oh, that's just, it is a retard show.
Excuse me.
Oh, yes, please.
Well, I can't find a single website
that you can read in the channel.
Thank you.
1500 calories.
Yo, like, what the, you guys think that I'm like,
I'm not supposed to eat food?
I haven't eaten a single thing all day.
And I'm getting grilled chicken and grilled shrimp and somehow it's unhealthy like
What's that?
Yeah, the candy bacon is for everybody. It's not just for me. I'm trying not to get to have a single piece
Now what is the chorus?
What's the floor in the score?
Please be low.
It's not low.
It's not low at all.
What is it?
It's 80.
You're trolling.
60 to 21.
Oh, that's only half.
That's 80 points.
This is the score number 80.
Rob, I'm telling you it's under.
I don't think it goes under too.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Bro, it's halftime, right?
How did you have four voice cracks in one sentence?
Oh, me?
They always score more points in the second half.
Bro, not when they're up by fucking 40.
I'm going to sleep now. I'll check your lights later.
Yeah, but yeah, I don't want to walk around with two phones. I wish there was an app where
I could add a YouTube chat, add the Twitch chat. It was all just merged into one chat.
I don't think that would be I don't understand why there's not a child
Come on, maybe Ben Christian, I don't know
It's called matter daddy
Eughhhhhh
That house is clear
Oh my god, I'm like shot for nothing
Did you report them?
Yeah
I'm scared
Oh, I have a cooker
Wait, give me a minute, I'm going to talk to the stream while I wash my hands because I was like, yeah, we got to do it all right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Jack, be normal.
I know how they are. They're not normal.
Hi guys.
Let's go, Frank.
What is he doing?
He was eating fridges last night.
Stupid Chad.
No, he wouldn't talk to us.
He was fine.
What do you mean I wouldn't go?
We all went to the wrong place.
Um, and it's this time.
Yo, what are they saying?
Cump, red, red or break?
Red or break?
Y'all think it's going to push a red needle
Oh, it is a hatch right now.
Wait, Chad, does Quinn take to anything for birthdays?
Like, can you say it's someone's birthday?
I'm just wondering. I'm just going to work in the...
a long job.
It's the latest I can't see.
It's not my birthday.
It's not.
Oh, it said it was your birthday.
Oh wait.
Is the game showing?
No, we're fine.
I don't think they clocked you.
It was my sister has a boyfriend. It was my sister's friend.
I wanted him to improve gay.
The fuck?
Holy shit, I haven't seen the child move that much.
Damn.
Sorry my nurse are kind of shocked at me in the middle of the camp, but I was like underneath the fridge and it was pretty scary.
They were really nice, they've been here very long, but they used to give me the best results.
You're Chad.
Chad?
Yeah.
I don't have something better.
I'm going to be back.
I'm going to be back.
I'll be right back. I have to go do something.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna go ask for a line from here.
You're not gonna prove this right.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to get anything applied to the hospital.
You're fine.
I don't want a lot of things to happen.
I do not take a red up break.
What does it even mean?
Lazy, you can use social stream ninja to see both.
I'm not going on every other person.
Is it an app store?
I don't know, someone just said social money.
No one said that? Someone did say that.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
What shot was good?
What's going on here?
Uh, he's grabbing a bite, he's getting a little bite.
Oh, no, get in the bite.
Oh, yeah, bite, not a bite, not a bite.
Hey, listen to me.
It goes backwards.
The one they said is an extended foam extension.
Oh my gosh, my blowjobs here
Round two
My god, thank you roll
I
Hey, we'll put those cargoes down and consider it's not GG.
Yes, sir.
We're saving it on GG.
I don't know what that means.
You got your shots on the bat out?
Got your shots on the bat out?
What is that?
Happy.
I don't know what that is, and now I don't want to take this shot.
What is that?
I don't know what that is.
I'm sorry if I said something bad.
Bro, I'm not gonna take this shot now.
Wait, what?
It's time to spend peace on a very special night's bed!
And it's time to say, one, two, three, Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
You got some nice facts on your birthday!
Yes!
We're having a yes!
Happy Birthday!
Congratulations!
It's not my birthday!
It's not my birthday!
You're so weird.
Look how bad he is!
Look how bad he is!
Why are you so weird?
Bro, you saw some nice facts on your birthday, dude.
No, don't fuck with me.
You're so weird.
What?
He gave me this one, right?
I thought he said he gave me both.
No, I got one.
Right here?
No, no, no.
Why?
Do not touch that.
Why?
No.
He's a guy who came over, gave me that and then he sent some racing shit and then
did something bad.
All right.
Let's go.
He's like I came over gave me that and then he sent some racing shit and then did something bad
Yeah
Bad clip check you guys actually know what that means bro like what?
All right, hold on, ready?
Do you have YouTube Premium?
Yeah.
Ready?
Yeah, you can do it.
Yeah, you can do it.
What are you watching out here for?
Hey! I just gave a blow job!
Bull job
That is he bet you never had I'm not kidding. I don't know what that is. It's so good
You a throat go
What is that? I'm not kidding. That is the best shot. What is this?
It's coffee, it's so good whatever it is. Wait, there's no alcohol in it?
Oh my goodness, let's go bitches! Gotta get some food, gotta get some drinks, and I don't want some bastard off!
Your PR is in the dumpster now? I mean, I don't know what you guys want me to do, but I didn't know what it meant.
I thought he was shouting out like his brand or something.
I didn't even hear what he said.
I still don't even know what it means, but y'all are acting like I said slur or something.
So what's that streamlabs works really good and it is in the absolute.
I can't use streamlabs for two chats.
Which one does he need?
Guys, I know what he did, but what do you want me to do? Like, what?
It's been ten minutes. What do you want me to do? You want me to end the stream, doesn't it?
Like, what are you guys holding about?
Use your brain brother, I can't control if a guy comes up to my camera and does that.
I don't know what you guys want me to do.
That's the first time that's ever happened.
That's the first time that's ever happened.
What do you want me to do?
I don't know who that is.
Have you ever been to a place?
Me?
They have the best place.
Tell me, how you doing?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
They take it so it's like over here.
I can't say anything. I'm never saying anything again.
Go!
I can't.
It works?
I don't know.
Wait a minute. I might have got it.
I need to do your YouTube as well.
I don't know if I get to vlog in.
I'll figure it once we get out.
Ah!
Hey, you said I've never been to Hooters, Darla.
Yeah.
I actually have been.
Really?
No.
You too.
Nah, it's not really my life.
It's not really my crowd or my thing.
I'm just not a fan.
It's just a nice source of protein.
What's the protein?
It's a kind of stone.
Okay, here you go.
So what's butter for?
It's with peas.
You asking me?
You bought that?
No, it's Chad.
Hi, Charlie.
I
Think chat only works on here if you're screaming
Hey
I'm sorry.
Um, I have good on your side.
Highlights of the chat.
Come to Applebee's $2 PBR's.
I've had 18 and made out with the Fartek.
Come to Applebee's $2 PVRs. I've had 18 and made out with the Farten. She doesn't have teeth. Sue me. I don't give a damn.
You don't buy like what?
I need another shot, I need like three more shots.
You know what, give me four.
Alright, we're running out of time for tomorrow.
Looks like we're going back to that night.
That one job, Sean. What is it called without the whipped cream?
I can't ask for it.
You and I do four of them?
No whipped cream.
No whipped cream.
Thank you.
Tastes great.
But I'm gonna say I slipped. They definitely have a good taste.
Tastes great.
Wow, look at that slips.
They definitely have a something, right?
I don't know, maybe.
Oh, you want a green, right?
On one?
You want me to ask for a yellow one?
No, it's not.
It's not pretty, sir.
Huh?
I'm allowed to throw heavy alcohol is not affected by it it's a drink
Yeah, I'm not shy, I'm tired.
Okay, I'll let her realize her husband's at 100 o'clock and she's been working all day.
No, I haven't been working, but when I was stranded I was like scared and shot my nerve on the air.
Thank you.
That's a pleasure.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I'm just going to show you how locked I am.
Sam?
No french fries.
Straight, grilled chicken and shrimp.
Here we go.
Wow! W protein meal!
Okay, is this chicken good? It actually is a chicken breast.
Not bad at all.
Wait, wait, the gloves are supposed to have no alcohol?
It's on well.
I don't need a chest for an ID.
Excuse me.
I'm an asshole for LAC.
I'm like the Morgan Nightfitter like this, excuse me.
I'm gonna fucking creep.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Okay. Where is it?
I don't know.
Oh my god!
This is good!
Damn, poor Ruffin!
Where's everybody?
Wait, I ain't cash out 36 year already.
What's that mean?
Chad, I think my vest is over there.
Cause I can catch out 360 on a 250 bed with the under.
I'm saying F.
It lags for a second.
Wait Chad, do I catch or just keep it going?
What's the line at?
Wait?
Maybe?
Okay.
Oh, he cashed it.
That's so weird, bro.
Never pull out.
I think actually, I'm under $100.
It's way too big to have good food.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
No, Beldy! You are 35 years old, tracking my calories in a quick chat, bro! You need to get a job, son of family!
Wait, what's the game? Florida versus who? Florida versus who, Lace?
Um, Florida, I don't even know.
There's 10 minutes left and they have to score 50 points.
I'm low key, I'm chillin' I'm chillin'.
Yo, ATV's done my gift, it's rough.
I'll follow, I'll follow.
Appreciate your call.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Wait a sec, why are you talking to me?
Do the blowjobs on them and I'll spawn them.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, just four more.
I've got to get one half whipped cream, just one.
Wait, John, they don't score 40 points in 10 minutes, right?
There's no way.
Why are you on my fire?
I'll combine 40 points of 10 minutes, yes they do.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Russell texted me he said I'm not a real gambler if I cash.
I just down all three in a row
Yo, each shot is not 200. What are you talking about?
That's lying, English.
87 and 190 calories, depending on the recipe, in with cream.
87 calories a shot, not bad at all.
With no increase, these are all 87 calories a shot.
That's actually very healthy.
Whoa, should I be not hungry?
Ah, it keeps coming out.
Are you making me not hungry?
Ah, it keeps coming out.
Shouldn't Reddy be making me not hungry?
Why is his napkin soaked?
Oh, can I light up a spill shot?
Oh.
Is he good?
He's good.
I got you a shovel of green.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Why are y'all saying GG?
This is so good.
Do I like it?
I'm feeling like I want it.
Wait, you know what?
You don't like alcohol, do you know where you are?
Yeah, but I'm like saving money anyway.
I'm certain that
I ate before I came to the gym.
So I'm not that good.
I'm not as good as you might think.
I'm not that good.
It's not that much of a difference.
There's another fork.
What the fuck? I can't catch it.
Yeah, you wanna know why?
Why?
Because we're on a 10-point run in less than two minutes.
No, I didn't.
No, I'm not going to Little Saint James, Chad. Stop asking.
Did you figure out the catch or no?
I'm a saint.
I know.
Hey, man, man, man.
Yo.
We're faring out for tomorrow.
That, that, that ass made me more hungry.
I, I could eat another chicken breast.
I don't know how.
I don't know how.
How did I beat Red up?
It's because it's only day two?
Yeah, but y'all are understanding what I'm saying.
I'm more like I'm more hungry than I was before I took it
What?
No, I should have passed there's no way
Double shot is left five minutes. Eight minutes.
No, it's just that seven. There's no way. Seven thirty-nine.
Come on.
No, there's no way.
All right. Drive really down another one. That'd be five.
Chad, it's twenty-nine point.
You realize tomorrow what we have to do right? We have to drink twenty-one drinks.
And some of like a big glass of beer, some's a shot, some's a slushie.
Wait, why did the eaters come by?
Each.
Oh no, that's a stupid challenge.
Like a challenge?
This is not your good twenty-one.
I'll take twenty-one shots.
It's not your good ten of them are beers.
I feel like you guys just have to do one, like twenty-one totally.
Because you guys are doing 21 each.
Someone in the chat said he figured out the chat. Check the media and the discord server.
Got it?
Can you just get on Twitter for a while?
No, definitely not.
21 shots.
I don't know how to do that.
Here we go.
Hey chat everybody get a shot of your over the age of 21. Put it here man. Cheers.
You guys ever be staring at the last piece of food and you swear it like has
lips in a mouth and is talking to you?
It's not even that good.
Let's get another shot going, eh?
Well, I don't like this. I'm sitting here watching the fucking scoreboard.
This is some loser shit.
Yeah, that was crazy.
What?
You can get your money back.
How?
I got to do this as well for a number.
Reminds me that's so crazy.
I'm not doing that.
Not even my birthday.
You know what? When we get back to LA, I'm gonna take you somewhere.
I'm good.
No, I want to swim there.
I'm sick of that thing.
You have to come.
Yes, you do.
Why are you so mad?
I'm not telling you where it is or what it is.
Why do you want me to be involved in your process so bad?
I'm just saying we've been there.
You want to know why?
Why?
Because I'm doing a solo tour.
So I need you to be here with me.
I am, but you're making me dizzy.
Yeah, I don't want to do it.
No, Shadow, I wouldn't do that.
I'm going to take you to a spot.
Really? I already know where to take you.
I'm going to take you to a spot. That range has been super cool.
You're so weird.
You're not taking me anywhere. You're going.
This is what it feels to sweat up that out bro, I'll fucking geek in a little bit more.
I don't know why you're sweating it out, it's over.
No it's, there's seven minutes left.
What do you mean it's over?
Dude, we need to score.
Bro, we need to score like 30 more points.
24 more, 24 more points.
In seven minutes.
Combined.
Yeah.
That's not a lot.
It's over.
Check it again.
Check it again.
Check it again.
Check it again.
Do a shot again. I missed the cheers.
Let's go to the bar.
Just me and you guys. Let's go to the bar.
You all want to know?
All I need is you.
of...
...Unia Wolf?
You want a shot?
Low bit rate!
I had low bit rate!
You getting like, ass quart?
I'm not gonna have a, I'm not gonna have a whole job here.
Oh
My god
Maybe
Don't get it lit over here y'all get a lit
Here man a nice to meet you guys
Y'all want to take a blowjob
I'm telling y'all, it hits every time, little blowjob shot!
On!
Nice!
Drew!
Drew!
He's on the radio. Nice to meet you, man.
I
I don't know what it is, but
I'm going to play more games.
Yeah, games are blowout.
Am I going to do the games on right here?
Oh my god.
Bro, this is close.
33, 33, 33.
Oh my god.
No, I'm not too close.
Bro.
They need to score what?
18 points?
No, 17 points.
18 points.
In five minutes you're cooked.
18 points.
Fuck.
In five minutes you're cooked.
Oh, you literally told me I was fine.
I told you to bet the over, you didn't listen to me.
Wait, is it going to get your over though?
I don't...
Bro, it's going to be really close.
Yeah, they're shooting free throws and shit now, huh?
Bro, why the...
Why don't they just end the game?
It's clearly over.
Why are y'all saying it well?
Wait, somewhere I should did something for once.
You figured it out?
It looks like ass, but...
Nope, emote either.
Hi, YouTube chat, hello!
I have no laps gonna have emotes.
He made the free throw!
Wait, what do you need?
Over 160.
Bro, like a lastie cook.
What did I get caught doing? What did I get caught doing?
I was looking to see if they're making food.
bro why did not yo fuck you guys for
taught me I was good and like I should
have just got out
can I not tell you to cash out?
no Russell told me to stay in
so you listen to everybody but me once again and now you lose
who are you once again?
I've got to listen to a person pick you up
yes no
bro
13 more points
like
the bet's over
I'm not gonna go to bed, I gotta hurry.
No, it's 15, it's 15 points.
I'm 16, 2.5.
15 points in four minutes that should hit, right, Chad?
Like, as under?
Over.
Bro, stop scoring.
Why are they getting hyped on the bench like the game's not over?
So it's 13 more points in four minutes.
Bro, they're hitting that.
I might not hate I need very view to at least score a bucket or two here
Oh
Very you so
He missed it out
Come on.
Oh.
The foul rough.
You got Gannon or Gannon?
I got the older on point.
It's not looking good.
On whom?
Old one on the Florida?
On the Hoguey.
On the Hoguey.
I don't know how big you are.
Ken, am I cooking?
Let's you hold this.
I'm going to put it in.
One of us are cooked.
No shit.
Wait, is there a one where both of us live?
161, TJR, Miami, I think.
I'm going out there on a day or two,
I saw him on Vegas, you know
Wait, so it's 161 we both wait. Yes. All right, let's pray for 161
I'm sorry.
Chat, someone said chat, why is all the staff literally wearing nothing?
Yo, look at the one box, hold on.
I don't want to be weird.
Look across.
like bro how do you show up to work like that yeah no I'm not trying to be
Oh, you can do it.
Bro, can we put the game back on?
Oh my god, here we go.
I got you some chappers, what's up chappers?
I'm not a tax attorney, but you're a federal pursuer.
So y'all have a great night.
It tastes great, right?
It tastes great.
What is that?
I don't know, but it tastes amazing.
Do you like it?
I don't know.
I just know I asked for a real job and I got back.
It's a good issue.
Dave, you finished off our freaking block.
Bro, why is there an ad?
You're out of commercial dude. Oh, I'm trying to watch the game. Oh
My god, why am I sitting here? I mean that I'm not why I love him. I love Emily so much
I genuinely like enjoy it and I love it
I did bro, I did check to my Twitter again
We know
Oh my god, it's back on come on. What is it 13 points? I know I
13 points and three and a half minutes. I don't know dude. It's not looking good. Oh, that's not a lot
I think it goes under
You serve humblish even goes around
Come on Barry, please work
Please, more, Barry.
Three more.
Bang, bang, please.
Yo, they're ass, Barry's ass.
Barry, you suck.
Oh, don't kill the cock, please.
Please, please, yes, you're killing me.
Bro.
Hunter V, two, we shoot the ball!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
do not shoot, do not shoot, shit.
Yup, keep passing the ball.
Yes!
You call a timeout?
Oh my god, fell.
It's a foul, ref.
Well, we probably look like the biggest idiot right now.
Yeah, the very is the, how are they in the tournament?
We probably look like the biggest idiot.
We're y'all not a game that's a 50 point difference.
Shoot the ball, three ball, three ball, please.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, shoot it, oh, nice.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Come on, nine points in two and a half minutes.
Oh please.
Prairie, I need you to put the ball into who?
He's missing.
That's a break
He's air balling!
He's air balling?
Alright now they're just gonna stall
No don't stall
Shoot the ball, put it on the net
Let the pocket out
Free, go in please
No, get a fucking rebound
Really fuck
Yes!
Oh my god, please
I don't know if it's a six
I think six points in two minutes I think.
This is over, this is over, bro.
Look, show this screen, I'm sitting here cheering at a game,
that's a 60 point game.
What am I doing?
Is it a 70 point game?
No, it's 60.
60, 60, 60.
Hey, who's question?
Yeah.
What's your number in temple?
Marshmandis.
Marshmandis.
Marshmandis.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Right now I'm sweating this game out right now.
Oh, you're sweating?
Yeah, I'm sweating it out. It's very close to game here.
You might not understand it, because it's a sport board.
I know it says 109 to 47, but I need a whole group of police.
Oh, yeah.
Are you a big sports fan?
Yeah, yeah, love it, I love it.
How long are you going to be down here for then?
It's two or three more days.
Like, they just...
Come on! Put the ball in the net!
They just scored three more times.
Val, Val, nice Val!
Yes!
I
Russell it's 162.5, and then Lacey's wait. What's what's your line?
Lacey's 160 I'm 162.5
It's five points at least for me
I think you need like four points
Hey, what's up dude? How you doing Daniel?
He missed, he missed, he missed, I think
Appreciate you bro
Just sit, just sit in front of the ball at the top, please
Put the ball on the knees dude
Put the ball on the mat, like them down
The guy's eight feet tall
Brother, you're missing guy's eight feet tall
He's missing directly out of the hole
He's missing directly out of the hole
how are you even on the team bro look how tall it is he's like he's
missing layups how's he even on the team oh cuz they got me they got the
worst players in right now
you see the make was on the team stop stop no no what are they doing yep
Yep, yep. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, like bro. Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Is it three points? Yes, it's three points, bro.
Make it three, make it three, make it three, make it three, come on.
Like no, yes.
What are you doing? Yes, yes, yes.
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Bang, bang, bang, bang!
Come on now! Yes sir! Yes sir!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Shoulda rode me! Shoulda rode with me!
Bro!
You wanna tell me, bro?
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a laughing down on most guys.
Wait, don't they still need to score
one more point for me? Or no?
You're at 162.5.
right right yeah one more point right my father right now wait oh man just can't
score go yeah it's just over yes keep them on him oh this guy's living there's
a travel
bro let's just leave, bro
fucking weak ass game, bro
just lost half my profit for the day
no, bro
they have another bandeau
fucking stupid game
someone sent me $250
yo that was way too close
Someone please send me $250.
Yo, ATV maybe a little tangent? That's a celebratory?
I got you. Just send me it on like Twitter or something.
Jack, whatever you guys send me, I will bet on the next game we go to.
Yes, I will.
I can't wait to check and then...
I'll just read it.
Read the check.
Wait, we didn't pay yet?
No.
It's on you?
Fuck no, it's not on me. I just lost fucking half the money I wanted.
I don't need the weak-ass $500
I just killed my whole day, bro. I should have cashed
See when you
The issue is, is when you do a drill business and you bet without having any ball knowledge or any statistical data
I did have a statistic
No, you lose
But if you're like me and you actually know ball, and you have statistics to back you up and know what you're talking about, you can win
Thank you, you're welcome
I'll meet you another time
Yeah, I'll meet you
It's because I have a drill for us Christians
I'm sure you're gonna snuff.
Wait, did you call the Uber?
Yeah.
Oh, you see her?
Fuck.
I'm okay, I'm good.
Did you tap?
Do you want a coffee?
No, it's okay.
Thank you so much.
You're saying Furman Moneyline, Drew?
Furman?
Furman Moneyline to sweat it out.
Who's Furman? That's right now?
They're the 15th team and they're down by 4 to the number 2 team.
How much can I win? Will you join it with me?
Yeah.
You have to put money on Furman, bro.
No, I'm not way hold on. No, you can't literally one like March man is like ten times
Who said that nobody said that wait, what do you say?
That's easy boy!
Hey, can I get a promo too right now?
Well, I'm gonna try the one file.
Yeah real quick never gonna be able to ensure this poor uber
This one we just ended the uber
I'll be over here. We're good.
Hey, what do you think about my TJR?
I thought it was TJR.
What's that?
What do you think about it?
I didn't even see it, to be honest.
Can I see it, Peter?
Yep.
Yeah, Twin Peaks, hey shout out to Twin Peaks man, great restaurant, they have great actual
very very good chicken, chicken breast, and they didn't have cake, but they did have
They're good blowjobs, so it was very, very good.
Hey chat, I'ma hop off, I'ma end stream man.
W, W official, yeah, I'ma be honest,
the first two days I've been bangers in my opinion.
Yesterday was just random ass IRL, a lot of fun,
and today was a mixture of the game
and then random IRL.
Very, very fun, the tour's been off to a great start.
Today was the first game we actually went to in person.
Obviously didn't go exactly as planned,
but this is the open round of 64,
So once it gets, for those of you who aren't aware
of what March Madness is, it gets dwindled down
to like 64 teams, then it goes down to 32,
then it goes down to 16.
Once it gets into 16 teams,
the games start to get really good,
and then of course you have the Elite Eight
and the Final Four.
We have courtside seats for Elite Eight,
and we have a private suite for the Final Four.
So gonna be a lot of fun moving forward
and excited for the games.
We are going to Miami after Tampa,
then we're going to Houston,
and then we go to Indianapolis.
But W stream in the chat tomorrow,
I will be live a little, not super late,
but a little later on in the day.
Me and Darla are going to Disneyland
and we're doing drunk Disney.
So we're gonna be going to like the place
where you have to drink around the world
and drink all the different drinks.
I'm gonna get hammered at Disney
and I'm going to go on roller coasters.
Hopefully I don't throw up,
but we got a drive there in the morning.
It's like an hour and a half drive.
So that's gonna be tomorrow's stream.
It's drunk Disney.
And then after that, we have a day with Tifu
because the game, there's no games tomorrow
and the day after that.
So we have a day with Tifu after that.
But yeah, I'm gonna make sure I'm doing content
in between the days where there's games
because there is like breaks in between each round.
So make sure to join the Twitter community.
That's where I see anybody's messages,
any TikToks you want me to repost anything.
Mods will be accepting in there and it's all my clippers. There's a 15k budget for the tour
So any clips you post post it in the clipping discord and you can get paid up to 15k for it
So I love y'all w stream and I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow for