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๐ด BEACH DAY WITH TFUE ๐ด FISHING ๐ด SURFING ๐ด SHORT STREAM ๐ด MARCH MADNESS TOUR DAY 4 ๐ด CONTENT DAY ๐ด
03-22-2026 ยท 4h 29m
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Slash Lacey live here
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Now we got to see if the chat is here
shit
Shit
Hello
We are here hello hello hello are you guys here?
Make sure the YouTube stream is about to be up and running YouTube stream does not seem to be up and running
We have changed the stream key every time we go live
He's not he's not he's not awake
Yeah, like a lie L YouTube bro L YouTube in the chat, but chat was go was go was go was go was go was go was good
There's not even a phone.
Hey, you're hearing a stream off a note type of here in the chat right now we are about
to hop on a boat.
We have a whole boat day with Tifu, man.
I'm going to be learning how to fish.
When I catch a fish, I'm going to cook that bitch and I'm going to eat it.
Then guess what else?
I'm going to learn how to swim.
I'm a, as you can see right now, I'm fitted up.
I'm ready to surf.
I'm ready to surf.
I'm gonna be out on them waters today, boy.
You guys don't know my body.
I'm really a boat kid.
I grew up in the fucking, I grew up in the ocean
and the rivers.
I really know how this all goes, dude.
I know what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna go out there and listen.
I don't know if y'all know,
but Tifu actually is very, very expertise in boats.
So Tifu knows a lot what he's talking about, okay?
Like when I say a lot, like he really knows what he's doing
when it comes to this boating shit.
And me personally, I don't know what I'm doing.
So I'm gonna need your guys' help a little bit today
to kind of fit in, blend in and make it seem
like I know what I'm talking about
when it comes to boating, okay?
As you guys know, I've never fished once in my life
besides two days ago under a bridge.
I've never surfed in my life.
And yeah, it's pretty much it.
And I also barely know how to swim.
I just learned how to swim less than a year ago.
So,
and Tifu also said that,
he said we're gonna be drinking some beers on the boat.
I'm not a big fan of beer,
but I feel like I gotta,
I'm gonna brush Tifu off,
I'm not much worried, he has a little bit of it.
Wait, wait, wait, don't show the boat.
What if there's like a license plate
we can't show on the boat?
Tifu!
Is there a license plate that I can't show on the boat?
Why are you guys spamming aura?
Bro, most don't have license plates.
They have FL numbers.
Florida numbers?
Yeah.
Look how good he looks.
Just primed, sexy handsome, the glasses, the hat.
Wow, wow man.
Alright, let's go to boat, dude.
Come on.
I'm your Uber driver.
Get in.
Okay.
Wait, can I jump in right now and get a quick little swim in?
Or no?
Is it like too close to the shore?
No, you don't want some of the past with too much current.
Okay, too much current.
Too much current.
You just got mugged.
So I'm getting mugged.
What about now, huh?
What about now?
All right, see.
What's that?
I'm going to tell you right now.
Oh, I know what you're doing.
You're lining the fish up.
You're lining the fish up.
Okay.
Oh, I know what you're doing. You're lining the picture, lining the picture out.
Lining it on, yeah.
Oh my gosh, you have your own stickers?
Yeah.
Wait, can I have one?
Yeah, this is for you.
Oh my god!
Wait, hold on.
Yo!
How do I take this sticker off?
Can you grab me the scissors on the dash?
Actually, I don't fucking care.
Dude, I have a cheaper sticker.
That's a seafood sticker.
Seafood oh my god, you know, it sounds great some seafood right now
Yeah, so I want to know okay, I'm gonna be honest um
Chat we are about a fish. Okay fun fact. I've never caught a fish in my life. I
Went fishing for the first time two days ago under a bridge and I didn't even know how to cast it
So I'm gonna need a lot of help in a fishing department, but I'll tell you where I'm an expert
You said we're going sandbar hopping, right?
we're gonna get us some sandbars for sure let me tell you I can drink I buy
you some girly drinks cuz I know you didn't drink beer
I don't drink beer yeah give me a beer right now watch it happens to me give me
a beer right now watch happens to it oh you actually have beer
hey he thinks I don't like beer he thinks I like girly drinks see if we
Watch this.
A bottle opener?
It's a twist off.
Watch this, T-Fillip.
Try that one for me, maybe.
It's hurting my hand a little bit.
It's hurting my hand.
He's so, yeah, he's so fucking cool.
He's so fucking cool.
Watch this.
I don't like beer.
Wait, that's a good beer.
I tried to impress him, bro, I tried to impress him a bit more.
We'll work on that.
You got all day to work on that.
By the end of the day, I want to be able to do that.
You're good.
Why is there so much foam in the thing?
Cause you just fucking shook it.
I've seen you do that before. Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
Yeah, but I drink it all.
I'm such a pussy, bro.
I don't want to be known as a little bitch anymore.
I'm gonna be known as a grown man.
A grown man who can actually do cool stuff.
And the step one to that is catching a fish.
We'll see.
So I will-
The fucking incoming time is from like eight to two o'clock, what time is it?
It's 1142 a.m.
So yeah, Jack Zifu told me he told me last night that we had to run we had to run a hundred twenty miles
So I didn't wake up because I didn't want to have to run
And then he told me later on that apparently that's the term that people who who drive boats use is run
you run out you run out but I thought that meant I had that physically like
run 120 miles apparently it's actually said what do you mean we got a run
he said can't we just like drive or take the boat I'm double-fishing today
two days in a row I'm getting hammered I gotta say chief will you live the
You live one hell of a life, dude.
Shit.
Dude, why don't you move to Florida?
I want to.
I just don't think I can afford it.
You live in fucking LA.
You know how much more expensive LA is?
Florida, I would want to buy a house on the water,
and I would want to have a boat.
And I would want to go boating every day, fishing every day,
and just relax, and not even do anything besides just,
like, I want to live.
Basically, honestly, I want to live on a boat.
I like the boat life.
I think I'm done with the city life.
I don't want to be a city boy anymore.
I want to be a true, like, boat, like a Floridian.
I really do.
Well, today we'll find out if you really enjoy it, you know?
Still not the biggest fan of the beer.
Can you see what's chasing with the beer?
Please.
Are you chasing a beer with the fucking Celsius?
It tastes like shit.
I'll have another.
There's more alcohol in there that's girlier.
Like a hung-up girlier.
I mean, you're drinking a low-carb beer to begin with.
There's no such thing as girly alcohol.
Where's the dolphin?
Where?
Oh my god!
Wait, can I swim with it?
No, you're gonna hit by a fucking boat in the middle of it.
What's this?
A sun cruiser?
It's like a Celsius bath ball.
Now this is my kind of drink.
Wait, where's the cupholders at?
Oh, no.
I'm drinking and driving, dude.
I'm just sitting on with that.
You're allowed to drink and drive if you're on a boat, no?
No.
What?
For real? Are you trolling me?
I don't think you're allowed to drink while you're driving.
You can't drink while driving a boat? What kind of sissy laws is that?
It's more dangerous than driving a car. I try to drive the boat real quick. You don't have a license
Just let me steer once. Let me just give a little
Wait, where's the gas pedal?
Okay, so we how do I think you go a little faster little fast dude. No, there's like a tiny
Let's do it in the ocean because there's a jet skier. You're fucking kill somebody
And now I'm gonna be happy to have it if I hit someone on a jet ski you're gonna kill them
Want to hurt anybody
What do you think of my fit?
You look like a googan what a googan. It's a googan. I've never heard of a googan before
That was good what is a good
A goon. A person who is paid to hurt or threaten people.
No.
Oh, you're saying I look hard.
No, that's not...
You're saying I look...
You look like Goog.
No, like Googing.
Googing.
A Googing.
You look like a Googing.
What is a Googing?
You look like a Goog.
What?
A Goog.
A Goog?
Yeah.
I don't know what these words mean, dude.
Well, you're trying to be a Florida guy, you know?
Okay.
know these words hey I'm so sorry man I was not pointing at you hey man you're
a coke that's outer banks lingo oh 50 what oh my god oh my god
Thank you for the 50 gifted W Patrick on the chat. Thank you for the 50. We caught this ass for you
Up a little drink
Here even though the ties ripping right here, no, I'm gonna throw the net right here. What?
What does that mean it's like a net that you throw and it's
You can sink and you can catch it.
Can I try to do it?
No, it's too hard.
We'll teach you like on land or something.
Can I watch you do it?
Yeah.
I mean, I can teach you how to do it once you get to land, but from the boat, like,
it'll be a nightmare.
Basically, what I think is going to happen is you're going to take, is that a magic
able?
You're going to take the net, drop it in the water and try to catch some, maybe
like some snails, some sand fleas, stuff like that.
I don't know if I throw the net it might just
control it.
Yeah a lot of speed you guys are going to understand I've never I've personally, me Lacey himself
never fished in my life.
Only boat I've been on was like an 80 foot mega yacht with like 10 BBL bandits on it
shaking ass.
That's the only boats I go on.
I'm married now, but I want to see him do this.
He's like the coolest person in the entire world.
One hell of a net you got there.
You're such a dumbass.
The problem is I got to drive, can't really do that.
I mean I can steer a little bit more.
You just have to keep a straight edge or a little bit more.
I'm not talking to you.
I wasn't talking to you.
I don't know if you did or so.
You didn't know I was going either.
Okay.
It's a one-man army.
So basically what you're doing is we're throwing this in there
and fish are going to get caught up in the net.
Oh my God, he's going in.
Go forward, Andrew.
To the right a little bit.
Push it forward, yeah.
All the way, a little bit.
Yeah, turn the boat to the...
I feel like I'm lost because of you here a little bit.
You're good, I'll drive.
Very unfortunate.
Are you stupid?
No, I'm not stupid.
Chat, I ate a muffin for breakfast this morning. It's all I ate. It was a little blueberry muffin, not even the whole thing.
I ate one or two bites of it. Fool already.
I should probably stop drinking, making, making alcohol a part of my daily life, huh?
Probably. Yeah. It's not good. Not good at all.
Don't look alive if you throw that net in the water and fish come in the net
I'm gonna be like actually like crazy impressed that would be a same as any there's just a bunch of fish
And we don't have to go fishing we just catch fish get food just like that
That's what you need to be. You need to be doing all the work.
I don't know how to do this shit. This is so cool.
This is some real grown man shit.
This makes me look like a pussy. What can I do? What talent do I have?
Let's throw it over here and let the fucking shit get the current.
You need any help?
No, either.
Actually, have you picked this net maybe?
No.
Yeah, I hear you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Oh, you know what's probably going on?
Not much fish going swimming in the waters now.
Man, this hurt a fish or a turtle or something.
The problem is the current is ricking really hard.
So like you gotta get ahead of the bait and let the net like throw it like pre-fire them, you know?
Oh, okay!
So kind of pre-fire where the fish are gonna swim into.
Kinda, yeah.
Yeah, the current's really ripping.
Might not be the best day for the fish net.
Holy shit, a lot of birds too.
Yo, yo, he's not teaching me in fort-
Wait, this is a seat?
I'm the captain now!
I'm the king!
I'm the- oh, you know they actually called me the king of LA, back in LA?
Really?
They actually do call me that.
One time, from those stories for you,
I was at the airport and going through security
would have missed my flight but the airport director came to me was like
hey we know you're the king of LA we got to get you back there put me on the
first-class flight
Wow
Yeah, for those of you who aren't familiar with fishing and how this works, basically
this net, we are trying to catch fishing.
So we're going to throw it in the water, and we're going to try to pre-fire the tides to
catch fish in the net.
I'm still trying to know exactly what's going on here, because you've got line out on there,
stay in.
I'm trying to feel that the water's cold.
Just in case anything were happening.
It's a little chilly.
It's not that bad though.
It's definitely swimming numbers.
Definitely swimming numbers.
Why are you guys saying GG?
Yo, stop putting kekwas.
It's not funny. Nothing's funny about this.
We're getting a four night look, a four night uh,
we're gonna get this on a bench.
Here we go.
Woo!
That was really good.
What's the most fish you've ever caught in the net?
Oh, too much.
Oh, too much.
Too much.
Oh!
Clearly we have some people trying to enter up.
Did you tell them to stop?
Are they allowed to come through at the same time as us?
I don't know, this is too great.
I'm not trying to be an asshole,
but what if they wound up, they scare the fish away with their rope?
Just net fishing over here, just net fishing a little bit.
Let him know.
There's so much bait on the left side though.
Well you can, where did you see that?
Right.
Wait, there's a screen for fish?
Yeah.
Oh my, and all those little squiggly lines of fish.
It's all bait you know.
What kind of statistical bonus?
Yo, he's got some tech in his mouth.
He's using hacks and fishing?
You know, I used to think you cheated in Portland.
I used to think you used hacks.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Uh, there was this one clip I remember
and you hit like a no scope and the bullet like curved in the air
and I remember, shat y'all know what I'm talkin' about?
It was, it was by Dusty and he like
he hit a no scope and I swear the bullet like curved or dropped in the air some bullshit
and I was a little kid and I saw it on YouTube and I thought he was hacking
with a hiding rifle, yes
Fishy fishies, fishy fishies, listen, we're gonna throw the net in, okay, and I want
you guys to come out and play, alright?
Okay, fishies?
Get a sweet talk a little bit, you know what I'm going?
Stop saying ah!
Alright, I'm gonna try to fucking launch this thing.
Alright, let me get out of here if you want to get in this way.
My neck must be tangled up.
My neck must be tangled up.
Fuck!
Fuck!
It should be fine, honestly.
Why are you saying son?
Are you diving in or something?
You never know what I gotta do.
Oh wait, the tide's slowing down.
Oh, we're not in the ridge anymore.
Does he matters in my own hands?
If he want me, I could go try to grab a couple of them.
There's a lot down there.
I'm surprised you didn't get them in the first throw.
What if they bite me if I grabbed them with my hands or no?
You don't have to really grab them, they're going to swim away from you.
They're not going to think that I'm a whale dude.
They're going to think you're a manatee because you're wearing that wusset.
No, they're not. I swear.
I could, I, there's this thing called...
I've taken it as net.
Yeah, I'm sure.
What's the rope for the rail lines?
These lines are here?
Yeah, I grabbed the horn.
I think I grabbed the horn.
It's stuck on the middle of the horn.
I'd like to set the trawling motor, then.
Oh, there it is.
You got the horn right here?
Yeah.
These are here in the trail lines?
Oh, yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
Just kidding.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wow.
Wait, we're actually doing good.
No, no, no, look at that.
Uh, hold on.
It's tough, but I gotta do everything for fun.
You give me a simple job?
I won't disappoint you.
I just did it.
Don't, I'm not capable of doing anything.
I'm just a loo, I'm a L.A. Sissy boy
who eats fuckin' airwond and drinks smoothies all day.
Oh my God, chief, let me tell you.
Airwond?
You've had airwond used to live in L.A.
I didn't know they had it when I was there.
Oh my God, you gotta get airwond.
You gotta come to L.A. and try some airwond,
I'm telling you.
It is everyone is such a great
Oh my gosh, the time is slow now.
Just keep the boat straight.
I'm going to keep the boat straight.
We've got to make sure, yep, like right now see it's straight, it's because of the night
locations.
I never play Fortnite though.
Oh god, well it's at 200, uh, 200...
240 W?
240 is straight.
If I remember correctly.
Yeah, because I'd be like, oh north 240, so 240 is north, I think.
Or is that south?
West.
What's south?
You're weighing the boat down.
Oh my gosh.
Chad, look how many fish there are.
Look at this.
Those are all fish.
Look down there.
We are doing a great job.
We are doing a great job.
Yeah, this is crazy.
I've never been deep sea fishing before.
You know we can actually catch something crazy?
We're in the sea.
Like I'm pretty sure we can catch a, um, we, yes, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,
Why are you helping TeeFoo?
Because I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know how to untangle a fishnet.
Do I look like a fucking scuba diver?
I said I'm going to let him do his thing.
I'm not trying to get in the way.
I'm here for a good time.
Not a long time.
No phone case on a boat?
I'm telling you guys.
The fish that you can catch in the ocean like this deep sea fishing is endless.
We're going deep sea fishing.
We're going deep enough in the sea.
He's got it all, don't you do it?
He's got it all.
It's crazy.
Yeah, but Chad, you can catch blue fins here?
No.
I thought you said you could...
No.
And the golf is only yellow fin and black fin, too.
Tuna? Put it on the ground.
Atlantic.
Okay.
No one's going to be Atlantic.
Tuna?
They come to little cans in the ocean?
You can go deep sea fishing catch a tuna and then you can make sushi and ceviche
on the boat or whatever.
You can dare ask make sushi on a boat.
Yeah.
What?
I got a key.
I got to catch a fish.
If I catch a fish today for the first time, it's always been my dream.
You know how like little kids have that picture
where their dad's like sitting with their arm around them
and they're holding the fish on the net?
That's my goal today.
I wanna have that picture of me holding a fish like this.
Yes, and he's my dad.
Too bad you're not.
Your dad, yeah.
No, but you could like pose as him.
Just because my dad never took me fishing.
Why not?
He's in jail.
again well he's been in jail since I was two shit give me gets out in like five
years I think yeah trims night oh yeah
just cuz we don't want to disrupt the fish guys thank you
I don't know what it is about the scuba suit, but it's kind of squeezing that balls a little bit here
Wait, you use for me
We're about a roti
I'm a loser dude
I don't know I'm talking over here.
Oh, that was a good toss.
Oh my god, they're gonna re-
Oh my god, they're going to run...
They're going to ruin our fishing.
Doc?
Do you need help?
I don't think I got shit, I think the current is too strong.
Might be.
Might be too strong.
That's not a sand like if you look at it, it looks like the wave emoji.
Yeah, I didn't hear if I could see what you saw over here.
Damn, bro.
I didn't get a boat fucked it up, too.
They were drunk.
They were coming back from offshore.
Well, night out there.
You could do that?
Yeah.
But what if you fall asleep and you don't know where the tide takes you?
But what if you fall asleep and you don't know where the tide takes you?
It's called GPS, electronics.
We're on to Iceberg, Titanic Part 2.
How much bait is fucking under us? We can't catch it.
Yeah, we have shrimp.
I'll give it a try.
I'm not trying to hang it up or anything.
I mean, hold on, let's see how I can do it.
Come on!
That's good.
Come on!
I gotta meet me.
Retweet pinned.
What's pinned, bro?
What?
What please tell me let me guess you guys are talking shit
So cool, and you're not can you only stream him
What a shot I didn't want to see you jump off a bridge I can jump on a bridge
Myself it's good content
No, it's not you weren't a westerner you might float if you knock yourself out wait you knock out. Oh
What's the craziest thing you've done?
Not like sexual like like jumping off a bridge you make that seem like it's a normal day
That's some crazy shit like have you ever like climbed a tree?
Yeah
Everyone's climbed a tree bro. Not me. What? I never climbed a tree
Never climbed a tree like you gotta have a cool story like have you ever gotten bit by an alligator or killed a killed alligator?
No comment. Oh
My god, you wrestled an alligator
That's actually sick imagine me wrestling an alligator
What the good news is there's no alligators out here.
There's sharks and dolphins and fish and gametes.
So what's the most dangerous out of those?
Uh...
I don't know, I'm doing a fucking catfish.
What?
I gotta worry about catfish?
To a whale call?
Okay.
Are you ready to go fast?
On the boat?
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
With the mic on?
No.
It's right here.
Wait, do I sit down or stand up when we go fast?
Let's see if we can go up top and go fast, but...
How's it gonna feel?
Wait.
You could go up there.
I think I see my flippers off.
I just told you I've never climbed a tree before.
Grab the railing, dude.
Oh, take a little lap.
Oh, t-boop.
Yeah, go under.
Oh, my sissy!
Wait, I don't think I see it.
Okay.
Okay.
I made it!
Wait, what do you mean when you say we're going fast?
How fast are we talking?
Y'all, I'm high as hell up here!
Wait, low key drew, you could toss me the phone.
Yeah, you should.
Okay, hold on.
They're saying the boat's gonna flip.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Whoa, what's the good?
Yeah.
Hey, everybody!
Uh, Liz.
Yeah?
Okay.
Can I just press start?
Uh, yeah, let me just end you on the backpack, okay?
I'm going to get ready.
We're in the deep sea!
We are nowhere near the shore as you guys can see.
It's all water!
I haven't switched yet.
What?
So, Rums is just gambling.
Nice.
We're switched.
Oh my gosh.
We are in the deep sea right now, y'all.
All right, how fast how fast actually don't really try like 40 miles an hour in
Hit the pedal dude
Wait, there's a pedal
Like a bushel throttle no way out of the honors. Okay, hold on just this right here. Yeah, slowly though
Hold it like this. Okay
If you're facing this right like this, no, it's a car
Okay
All right, I just got a little bit
Oh budget full set
We're going a little safe things
Oh, look at everybody on the beach.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I thought you don't know what to say at the bar, Holly.
Uh, I'm not so pretty, sir.
They have, like, little high-end, drop-coating, and they're just bars.
It's like alcohol, and they grow.
It's like, crazy.
Oh.
I'm crazy!
Nothing, I'm just showing you!
I'm just showing you driving a boat!
We've hit a nice day, though.
Yeah, it's a great day.
Let me try!
Those dogs cannot run!
Why in the whole world is this?
How are you?
That's called the Superman?
I want to jump in from up here.
I don't want to die from that.
I'll stop you.
Yeah.
I'll come up here later.
Am I going to fall over?
Am I going to get hurt?
I don't want to get hurt.
You guys like my hat?
Well, we're not pretty sure about it.
It's not going to fly off.
I'm making sure it's not.
There's not sharks, shall we?
It's the Florida.
Oh, my God.
I don't want to get hurt.
I don't want to get hurt.
I don't want to get hurt.
I don't want to get hurt.
I don't want to get hurt.
I don't want to get hurt.
It's broken.
Shall we get the water?
Do you want it?
Do you think one of them can act?
95% of the ocean is under scum.
That's true.
And I'm going to destroy it.
I'm going to destroy it.
I'm going to destroy it.
I'm going to destroy it.
I'm going to destroy it.
And I'm going to die.
You're going to die?
Yeah, yeah.
Are they the guys that are going to die?
Are they the guys that are going to die?
Are they the guys that are going to die?
Yes!
I'm actually better going fucking quicker.
Where are we?
Yeah.
Nice to know one.
For what?
Ripper still.
Hello? Are we back? I did not drop the phone. I know. I just sent green apples like I did in my street.
Yeah, we're really getting into this.
Well, yeah, but okay, so where I'm from they have these things called buoys
You know Geodabooies and I was never allowed to swim past the buoy
Why are y'all, what is that emo?
Can we drive?
Coast guard, what's a coast guard? Oh no, we're gonna get arrested.
So this is, this is a good fishing spot over here?
No, I'll just show you something over here.
Okay.
Wow.
Can't give you a bad shit about it.
I don't like this.
That guy.
That guy.
Okay, where are we?
We are in Blind Pass. Blind Pass? Yeah. So that little, you see that little shack right there, the little restaurant bar? Yeah. I just bought that right there. Wait, you bought that? Yeah.
What's- I'm gonna reopen it. This, this, this one with the fences right here. Yeah.
And what are you gonna make it? I'm gonna reopen this bar.
You bought a bar
Yeah, that's sick. We and you could just drive your boat and dock it like right here and then
Maybe
It's three lots this one now and that one. I don't know why these guys are parking on my property, but they're just a station anyway
I mean, you know me to bring me a sandwich right on this
That is sick.
You've got all three lots and you're just going to have two parking lots and one bar.
Yeah, you need a lot of parking for a bar.
I looked at a lot of bars and didn't have any parking or the location was bad.
This is a golf so you have a golf-front view.
This is insane.
The problem with this property is obviously it floods really bad and the hurricane destroyed it.
That's why they sold it.
How do you make sure the hurricane doesn't destroy it again though?
Yeah, where is it? I mean, you can't avoid it.
I mean, that wall should stop me for the most part.
Sometimes. Sometimes there's pictures of people eating hamburgers and shit at the bar,
and there's waves crashing over another table.
Yeah.
Just imagine going to Tifu's bar, sitting right out the front, eating a burger,
getting hammered, a couple of tings to your left and right,
looking at the water, looking at this view.
It's nice view though, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oceanfront, Oceanfront used to call it.
Wait, so how much does a lot cost to buy here?
Because I was looking at a lot when I was riding my bike.
I don't know, that lot is like somewhere in the trees.
Oh, 200,000? It's like that bad.
What do you mean now?
Billion.
Okay, I'll wait a few more years before I buy a lot here and get a house check.
Not.
You guys catch anything?
Guys?
Are you sure you're in a car or not?
Yeah, why aren't they friendly?
You guys?
Are you sure you're in the car or not?
Yeah, why aren't they friendly?
I realize that.
Why aren't they friendly?
That's cool.
We should catch a fish and then throw it at him.
There you go.
Are we supposed to go in again?
Yes!
My husband's telling me that I'm going to be in the car.
I'm going to be in the car.
I'm going to be in the car.
I'm going to be in the car.
My chastron's telling me to go to Little St. James.
I still don't know what it is, but I'm down.
You've been there already, I thought you told me.
Little St. James? I've never been there. I don't even know what that is.
He said he'd picture there.
When you were younger.
No, I'm 10.
No, that wasn't me.
Unless I was there without knowing.
Maybe.
Before I'll see you, God.
I don't know what to do.
Listen, people drive their boats to these sandbars. They just get hammered by the impact.
The guy that's the least hammered drive.
I ain't even know sandbars right now, right?
More doesn't crazy place.
I don't think...
I don't wanna see it off.
I don't wanna see it off.
Yeah, I don't wanna see it off it!
I want to ride the dolphin!
See what?
Yeah, let me know if you'll see a dolphin!
Right here.
Whoa!
Oh my gosh!
Whoa!
Wait, that was actually a dolphin!
Yeah, okay, I might sound dumb, but how did he survive?
Like, what did he eat?
He fished.
There's a lot of times when I'll be fishing, and I'll catch a fish, and I'll release it,
and the dolphin will come and eat it.
Oh!
Wait, so dolphins just live off third-party advice?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Where did I see a fin?
When I was younger I wanted to be Sharkboy.
There's more of that, kids.
It's a little plaudible.
Oh my god, I see it.
You wanna get in and try to ride one?
Can you actually do that or no?
No.
You're too fast and too smart for anything you do.
I rode a dolphin one time when I was younger.
We might have sex with you though.
Wait, what? I'll get fucked by a dolphin?
He'd do that, yeah.
No, I'm not lying. What do you mean I guess you did? No, you didn't. Cap.
Yo, when I was younger, I went to this one place, I forget where it was.
I think it was Universal Studios, maybe.
Might have been in Orlando. And I remember they had this rock with a swim with dolphins thing.
And I swam with the dolphins.
We're going to try to get some more of that.
They're just chillin'.
Let me try to get their homes over.
Can I call more of them?
Oh, they're coming.
Hey!
All right, didn't listen. It's all good.
Yes, Discovery Cove! Do you know what Discovery Cove is? That's where I went.
I don't know, but I just remember I swam with the dolphins. It's illegal to talk the dolphins, that's true.
Did you hear about the guy that got captured by dolphins?
No.
So there's a guy that was on the beach one night.
Huh?
And he was a underwater engineer and he got captured by dolphins and they forced him
to build underwater condos and structures
Underwater and they're helping to breathe underwater and the main dolphin. I guess he said his name was Gerald. You're truly true story
You're truly. No, I swear wait dolphins are that smart. They have way so big
I didn't know that. I didn't know they had like like little like lives. Yeah, look it up. Gerald the dolphin
Okay, that's crazy. If you're not trolling, and that's true, they have little like houses
high in the coral reef right? Like in the coral?
It was down here like two hours before I was in Florida.
I was in Florida.
They took it because they knew how to fill them with water. That's what they did with
the Star Tribal Loaves.
They were under water for like days with the dolphins.
Wait, so dolphins can help humans breathe underwater?
That's what he said.
You're saying it's true?
You're still thinking of condo-like structures for the dolphins that hold the faucet?
Yo, I gotta talk to this guy.
I gotta talk to this guy.
They said they found a...
They said they had like, two particles of that kind of thing in the water.
See you guys when you play with them.
I'll see you guys here.
There's a video!
There's a bunch of like...
like...
like...
like...
like...
like...
like...
Did she get a chance to go?
She stuck stuff like that?
Yeah, there's so much more to coach.
They have under one of them on those hills.
What did Clint say?
What did Clint say? I can't see it.
Clint said it's a true story.
Like this.
Zero!
Wait, what are those people doing?
Whoa!
Let me fish for that one!
That's the audio of the boat.
What?
The audio.
Oh, I think the audio's fine.
I'm seeing a lot of old mates enter the camp.
I don't know what to do with that.
Oh, it's actually like this.
Right away.
Oh, what if we drop all the strings for a few seconds?
What?
No one owns a drone for that.
You know I was stranded on a island for seven days?
You were?
How did that go?
I mean it was hard, honestly. I hope you don't get hit again.
Uh...
For different powers?
That's funny.
I got the whip, I thought. Oh, no, I'm not.
You should have went and put your hands popped up.
All out of it, stickin' that little cheek move.
He fucking rolls up on his bow, or I should I say runs up?
I'm on YouTube, I can't do that, I don't know how!
Guys, what do you think Drew's doing?
He's getting out of there.
Wait, did Drew swallow the boat?
Where's our next destination?
I'm down to go to a fuckin' sandbar.
I'm gonna tell you twice, I'm gonna tell you twice.
We're gonna go to a sandbar again, bruh!
I'm gonna have to eat, no, you're not here.
You guys are not here.
Third day in a row drinking, not true.
Let's do this.
Put my head back on. Get it open.
Whoa!
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
I got him.
Get him.
I didn't know if it was illegal to drop it.
Hell, murderer.
Okay, we're going to get it.
Wait, people, people, people, people, people.
We'll keep lit.
Minus one turtle in the world.
Wait, how do we even find it?
Minus one turtle in the world.
Wait, how do we even find it?
Let's get it.
Shad's out, you see it?
Where?
How does he see it?
Oh my god, I actually see it!
I actually see it!
I'm gonna go get it.
I'm gonna go get it.
Drew!
Take the phone, I gotta go get my hat.
I gotta get the hat.
You can see my phone, don't push.
Okay.
I don't need it. Don't worry.
I'm falling. I'm falling.
Wow.
That's a body strength.
Go on Swiss, back to the back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to jump in?
Do you want to get the hatch on now?
I'm literally just mad.
I'm here.
That's really cold! That's really cold! That's really cold, T-Foot! How do I get back up?
That's really cold!
How is it cold? It's 70 degrees and you're wearing a full wet suit.
Why would I want shoes so tight to my body?
Holy, I'm supposed to be in the water out here.
My sissy, my sissy is freezing, my sissy, well out of water.
I don't print, I have underwear on dude.
Stop talking about my print.
Whee!
Well I actually got it felt good.
So there's, there could be sharks in here?
Yeah.
Where adults can come and sex in here?
I wouldn't mind.
Have you seen the stash?
Off is that big ditch?
Yeah, excuse me.
Now you come back up.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on, I'm getting a little up.
Little St. James is only like four minutes away.
No way we're actually going to Little St. James.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, I'm coming, wait hold up hold for me, they're actually going...
Whoa!
I go under?
This is scary.
Okay, Fog.
Hold on.
I'm almost up.
I'm not gonna flip the boat over.
Okay.
You are nowhere near St. James.
Yes, we are.
We're gonna be there in two minutes.
We're on a little St. James.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Here we go!
I feel like you've never looked at a map in your life, what does that even mean though?
Wait, so I don't even see the island. I don't even see the little safe areas.
I don't see it, you know. Oh, I don't know where it is.
What the hell, okay?
But you guys don't want to see my face!
Now we want the same teeth for a long time.
Shag the fuck!
Wow.
Wait, y'all spend more of an eye when I show it myself?
Ora, Ora!
Little St. James! Here we come!
Oh my God!
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my!
Oh my God, I see it.
Is that it?
There's people there.
Yeah, why is Florida so much better than LA?
I'm going to get up and put my fish in the water.
Wait, how do you go the exact right to the same place?
Interesting.
Interesting.
Where's they shooting hot dogs?
Hey!
Whoa! What is that?
That's the same mark.
Hey, where's the log?
Yeah.
I'm gonna come this way.
Go, then hillbill!
I did not just say,
go the way!
I'm gonna come this way!
I'm gonna come this way!
I'm gonna come this way!
I'm gonna come this way!
Yo, then hillbill!
I did not just say a little way, dude.
In real life, it's not a video game.
Is this Little St. James?
Yeah.
The fuck happened to it?
It's not how I remember it.
We haven't been here in a while.
I think we were 12.
This is a sandbar?
I don't even hear any music.
Where's the bar though?
The bar there.
What's the bar?
It's the same bar here.
So the same bar doesn't need to be in more elevated areas.
You can see how it's probably going to assist you to get to the bar right there.
Where's the bar? What?
Into the pitch of the bar.
No, but where's the bar?
There's no bar. The bar is just what we call sand.
You said we were going sand bar hopping.
Yeah, this is the sand bar. That's the sand bar. This is the sand bar.
What's going on there?
We were going to there were like little like piles of sand throughout the ocean with bars on it and people drinking and partying
Yeah, they're on the sandbar too, but you got to find a bar
That's more like bars off the sandbar.
Oh, right.
Yeah, it's not something you can expect somebody from here in Pennsylvania to know, dude.
Damn, bro, this place got fucked up.
What happened to you?
What happened to you, though?
I rose here.
Rose here?
yeah
wow so people just be pouring up their sandbars on their boats
having a good time
looking at them all just chilling on the on the on the sandbar
when's the last time you were here
you fun together
wait look at the
I ain't even know you can bring dogs on a boat.
Yeah.
I always bring my dogs out of the boat.
Holy parking.
Yeah.
Have you ever been to Raccoon Island?
That's place Hunter, let me tell you.
Where is that?
It's in Miami.
You basically take the catskin, come out to the island, there's a bunch of raccoons
out there.
Not an urban one.
And there are bunch of times.
Is it nice?
Yeah, it's cool.
You feed them grapes.
I've been to Pig Island.
There's a Pig Island?
Where?
I've been to Pig Island.
There's a Pig Island? Where?
Um, in Xumas.
Oh, that's a fuckin' place.
Dude, all these guys just walk around with their shirts off with six-packed.
I wanna have that.
You gotta go to the Florida, I mean.
You know.
It just falls in.
What's your name here?
Come on, my eyebrows get wet, they're looking at me.
Ew, ew!
You have to lock and wait for the reddit to kick in.
Drew!
I'm dropping you the phone, catch!
Ready?
You're probably like a retard.
You dropped it like a retard.
How does he get down so quick and cool and I can do it like this?
Because you're slow and not cool.
Oh, not cool.
No.
Not cool?
No.
Like that?
You want to taste salt and drew you move like you're 80 years old no, I don't
Wait is this deep water or no
So this is a sandbar.
Look at what I really thought that a sandbar was, I was, I don't know why, but for some reason in my head, I envisioned
We pull up to a sand island and there's a bar on it with like a bartender. They're dealing shots. It's like a whole club
Of course you did, you're an alcoholic. I'm not an alcoholic
Oh, no sinkings in the chat.
Can I go under those boots?
You don't have any rampant out here?
Just for a little, uh, for a little exploration of it.
How about this?
How about this?
What do you board?
Yeah.
What do you board?
Tifa, what do I do with this?
Well, I'm going to take out a skin board.
I need to fucking get that angle.
Skin board?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Come on!
I'm a natural!
You got a devil's in our air, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fuckin' awful.
Wait, how come it's so nice to not hit me?
I can't go on over.
I'm going to go get the boat.
Where?
You can bring the dock back in here.
Just bring the boat.
In the water?
No, you can stand here. I'll pull the boat closer.
Wait, Shelt, what am I doing wrong?
What am I trying to serve?
I'm going to get Shelt.
What do you say?
This laugh at you and calling you a whale.
A whale?
Could a whale stand up on a surfboard like this?
It's not even a surfboard.
Oh.
What do you say SJ on this boat?
I'll say James.
Good.
Go ahead.
I don't see it.
I'll say James.
James
Are y'all good
Chaz the audio fuck
No, no
Wait, yeah, they're saying yeah, no, they're saying you fuck it
I know I'm about to, I'm trying to get the...
Come on, come on.
Wait, let me see you.
Come on.
Come in the water.
Stop up and try to fix the audio.
Dude, your shoes are dirty here.
Good ladies.
That's right.
I'm a surfer dude.
I mean, I can take the camera out of this little scale.
I'm a little scary, but
Rumors to rest right now by sucking that better chap
Just come in and do it come on you're good better
I bet
Why are you laughing? Don't oh my god, it's so cold. You want it? Come on. You hold it. Come on in, Drew
It's so cold. Come in, Drew
No, actually don't actually don't. I don't have a fucking recipe on my food
There's a step right there. Oh what?
Hey guys, welcome back to my tropical channel today. I'll be showing you guys how to surf all right
Skim board skim board
Okay. I'm not doing that bad, right?
You're not here though.
Are you getting a service or something?
Nope.
Oh.
It is yellow, so it's fine right now.
I'm sure these fellows are not wearing the main land.
Wait, are you connecting to the backpacks?
I don't know.
I'll get you one.
I'm going to keep an eye on the boat, but it goes away.
Wait, did I just set this one back there?
They're carrying your calls in a tsunami.
No, I'm not.
I'm going to try it without the backpack, but I'm going to see if it's left there.
I think it's really weird.
The black bag was just a bit too far.
Is it working?
Yeah, it's fine.
It's a little scary.
What?
I feel like I'm trying to lean on you or something.
What am I going to try to do?
Stop, I have my phone in my pocket.
Why would you put your phone in your pocket?
I'll take the water.
So I can take a snapshot.
Oh my God there's dust!
There's two out of four.
Wait you see there was this.
What is that?
Am I a good swimmer?
It looks like it's talking to you bro.
Am I a good swimmer?
What?
They're saying whale role play.
Whale role play.
It's called swimming dude.
You guys wouldn't know nothing about it.
I don't even play.
Oh, I was keeping all the water over there already.
Keep moving!
Keep moving!
We don't get to play in the water in here in Pennsylvania!
You're not pulling your back row.
Just walk.
What?
You're saying just to walk.
Oh my, my shoes get a little tight.
Stop, I have my phone bro, I'm not in a light suit, come on, I'm not in a light suit.
Yeah, you're in a light suit, I'm not in a light suit.
Yeah, but keep your top fucking, you just have to hold the camera out of the boat.
You just ruin your life.
I'm tired.
What?
I'm tired.
I'm coming.
Oh my god, what did you do?
Yo, he's so cool.
Wait, what?
How do you do that?
What?
Do you want me to do that again?
What?
What?
Can I get you to do that too?
That's sick!
Catcher?
Yeah.
Alright, bring it back to me and let me try.
Alright, let me try.
Let me try.
What's the technique?
Are you going to be a regular?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
You could be a regular.
Are you goofy-footed or regular-footed?
I'm not sure.
If you want to...
Have you ever skated before?
That's my first time.
See, regular.
When you hold your right hand,
right here on the back,
then your left hand up here,
and then you want to run,
and then let the board
go lower.
Don't try to throw it up here, because it'll reflect the potential.
So I'm just going low, and then three steps, and then step on it, and that's it.
Okay.
So I'm just going down to the bottom of the ground, don't try to run it down.
Yeah, try to slow, and then see if you can work your way down here.
Here we go.
You just need more speed.
Yeah. When I do it, how come it sinks into the ground?
You're doing 100 on the speed.
How do you do that so quick?
How do you steal it out of the living room, kid?
Wait, what?
A little kid can do this?
Yeah, hell yeah.
A little kid in the back?
He's got, like, a gun in there.
It's long.
You got it?
Okay, so just do it.
Kid, there's like a lot of stuff going on.
Let's get a little bit.
I mean, I was cool.
I'm not so great.
I'm not so great.
I'm not so great.
I'm not so great.
No, I mean, I do back foot verses, you'll be both.
Why are they laughing at me?
They're saying I'm proud of you.
Still laughing?
What?
You're gonna be more.
You're wearing a wedged suit.
I'm gonna be amazing.
Especially in my life.
I'm gonna be feeling this when you're fiddling with me.
Okay.
You're in the deeper water.
You gotta go in the shallower water.
You're in the deeper water, you gotta go in the shallower water, see if you're a...
What am I talking about?
Why do I suck at this?
It's water.
It's like gold.
I'm really good at gold.
Really?
Yeah.
I went to states in high school.
Really?
Yeah.
I have four forks and snakes.
I mean, I pick up things pretty quick.
So I feel like after a few times of falling, I'm going to be able to get this.
I think the water shall over here.
Yeah.
It's better.
Two more.
I understand it now.
Yeah, dude.
Two forks and snakes.
I'm gonna watch this.
You gotta keep your balance center.
What's going on?
I'm trying to...
Okay, let's get it right foot on, then left foot.
Okay, let's get it right foot on first, then left foot.
Oh, it's good! That was good!
That was really good!
That was high!
Come on!
You were standing by me!
Oh, yeah!
Alright, now I gotta do the flips that you did. How do you do that flip?
I can do it.
Try to, like, when you get on the board, try to, like, put your hand on the ground and, like, spin.
Use your hands, it's good.
So, okay, so, okay.
Yeah, sure.
You can't have a hair sticking out.
How did you do that?
Hey yo, not at all, just taking a rest.
Just trying to...
Okay, hand me the gun and stick.
You have a shallow water.
Right here?
Yeah.
That was pretty close.
That was actually pretty close.
That was actually pretty clear on there.
It's coming backwards.
It's coming backwards?
No, it's probably not going to be that way.
What?
Is that my soccer?
Is that anything you're mad at?
It's all soccer.
I lost it.
Four nights.
Can't see.
Here we go.
I understand now.
You're proud now, dude.
I can stand up on it, but I can't hold it. I can't hold it.
Need more speed.
Yeah, none of y'all can do this, I promise you.
None of you guys can do this.
This is what pure, raw athleticism is like.
Yeah, honestly, you're doing pretty good.
Your first time ever?
Yes.
Go into the flip-flops again.
Yeah.
That's, that's, that's time, that's right now, that's right now.
Try to do a shove it, a pop shove it.
What?
A pop shove it.
A pop shove it?
That's it.
You're going to flip your right foot backwards and your left foot forward.
That's not going to look like that.
Yeah, I don't want anyone to come in that way.
Okay.
Okay.
Did you do it on the still of the ground?
There we go.
Back like that?
Yeah.
You're giving me a little boost.
Okay.
You've got to get on the board to try it.
I think I can do it too early.
Yeah, you've got to get on the board and then do it.
What if I get a rope and I pull you around while you're on the board?
Have you seen it on it?
What?
You stand on it?
Yeah.
What?
I want to pull you behind the boat,
but I might be a little hard.
What does that mean?
We're like, I put her up on the back of the boat,
and the boat is moving, and you're behind it.
That's not welcome, what am I?
Standing up is hard, though.
So you want me to stand on it,
and you're going to pull you with your hands?
Yeah.
I can do that?
Yeah.
I can do that easy?
You know what we should do?
We should tie a rope around your neck and just drive the boat.
Yo, what the fuck?
I was drowned.
Haha.
You feel me?
Any around your foot?
Oh, I think I was still drowned.
No, you didn't.
What do we do to Miami?
With the boat, the boat?
No, well what is it called, people, when you like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you like strapped or you didn't.
Yeah.
I did that.
So.
I was actually looking at the water lens.
That's what I was going to say, they told me, they told me you missed to do it all.
I think I was pretty good at water lens.
I'm going to throw it in the lens.
I want to say that it's going to be a little way forward there.
Oh, you get it.
Wait, this actually changes the whole reaction to water?
Yeah.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's great.
Yeah.
I think that would be good.
It's another dirty.
That's an awesome one.
Oh, wow, this really is a nice dirty.
Look at him. He has some water.
Look at that.
He's got a lot of sand on him.
I think he's dirty now.
Look at the water.
I don't know what lens you're using.
I don't even see for sure.
Oh, it looks different.
Wow.
Ew.
I always said it was such a good actual bar to get food.
Hey, you don't have to tell me. You don't have to tell me it's only some alcoholic.
One last go. One last ride.
Everybody said I can't do it.
They laughed at me when I fell.
But it doesn't matter because every time I got back up,
Come on, it's galley safe.
I officially learned how to skin board.
Oh, but I keep the head on, I'm still energy.
I love the water.
I love the water.
I love the water.
I love the water.
Whoa!
No problem, hurry up!
Ah!
Hurry up!
How is this possible?
Oh my God!
Who just dropped that?
Stop!
Oh my God, come on!
Stop!
Don't be here!
Don't be here!
I asked you, don't want to change your clothes, bro!
Come on!
Don't be here!
Don't be here!
I don't want to change your clothes!
I asked you, I'll give you 10 thumbs!
I'll give you 10 thumbs!
Stop!
I-
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Oh, actually, stop.
You don't fucking want to see that.
I don't.
Let's have my phone in my pocket.
I'm trying!
I think keeping those are key words.
What do you mean?
I think I'm either going to be like a piece of dough in the bar and get something.
Go and get out of the fire.
Alright, just keep walking.
Just keep walking.
No, not after what you just did.
Okay, well, you can speed up.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm still on your left!
No!
I'm going to blow you up!
I'm going to blow you up!
Oh, you get up.
You get up.
What is that?
Fire is here.
I mean, I gotta go, bro. All my ladies out there, this is for you.
We can connect the backpack to the drone.
We should do it.
Come on, get your mojito.
Mojito!
Get the mojito with the audio, and then you can go.
I'm going to get you.
Get the mojito.
How long have you been here?
Michael Lai?
Michael Lai, shit?
I gotta get a house in Florida.
I have to, bro.
You should move.
Bro, I would love to, bro.
But you gotta understand, bro.
It's not that I'd be worrying you.
I'll be overthinking, bro.
Well, if you just walk on the street,
it doesn't have to be a thing.
Okay, y'all gotta realize that
ever since I started streaming,
I've never, ever lived with by myself.
What are you worried about? I don't know. Sometimes I just be overthinking again my own head that like if I moved, or if I lived alone, I don't know how to explain it.
I just get scared of living alone.
Wait, it switched? Wait, are you kidding me, my Celsius?
Are you giving me a Celsius?
Wait, can y'all hear me chatter now?
Yeah, both of them.
Yeah, sometimes I get scared to talk about real shit, because I'm scared like a clipper
is supposed to have a context.
Y'all.
They're saying there's a shark.
Wait, did you hold this?
Shark, please.
Wait, can the drone see me?
Oh, no.
Wait, did you hold this?
Wait, can the drone see me?
I got myself this.
It's a drone, see me!
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
It did ask him.
Whoa!
How high does it go?
Holy shit.
Did you say that's that whole PLG?
Yeah.
I'm sorry for the stupidity.
Wait, there's a beluga whale there.
There's a whale?
Yeah, in the water.
Where?
Giant fucking whale
Holy shit, that's bro, Lacey look how crazy
Wait full screen the drone rums rums you full screen a drone and then tiny cat Lacey
Wait, we gotta get one of those drones. These are fucking calm.
Can they see anything? Yeah.
Can they see? No, it's full screen.
Yo, that is sick.
You can see everything.
I'm flying.
Let's go.
You know what's crazy?
Wait, T-Boo, how much is that drone?
I don't know.
I thought it was going to be one of those.
We would crash that.
Yeah.
Hey!
Come on, motherfucker, what are you trying to do?
What are you trying to do?
Oh, shit.
Strike!
You know that's so cool!
We need to get a drone. We need to get a cool drone. That's sick.
That's so cool.
We can actually go look at Little St. James Island with that.
What would happen if you took a drone like that to Epstein's Island and just tried to fly it, aren't you?
I'm good.
Yeah, but it's going to get all my underwear and sweatsuit.
Oh wait, oh never mind.
But you're telling me under that suit you're completely dry?
Why are y'all laughing?
Why are y'all laughing?
You gotta ask him?
Why do you say I can't?
What's going on with the drone?
be giving you back shots.
What kind of build is that?
Imagine you just come out here every day on a boat,
go in the water, tan, surf,
fish, fly the drone around.
You got diaper butt?
I don't think it does.
They're saying Tifu's camera works way better than yours.
Where's the drone?
Wait, can I see what?
It's gonna natural habitat game with a drone right now.
I don't find it funny, but I don't find it like wild life, you know?
Wait, you think you can find a wild life?
Yeah.
Let me see, let me see, here I wanna see the booby.
Yes.
This whole boat's resucing to all the Jays and Fowls,
and finally to all the Jays and Fowls.
Try and find a shark.
There's no sharks in Florida, Chad.
Have you all caught a fish yet?
Son.
I mean, I could try to cast something right away
right here.
They're saying there's a dead body. I'm not kidding. They're all screaming whose body?
What was that? Was that a dead body? There's all... Wait, what did you just... What was
that? Did you just hit a body?
And for the rest of the day, I have a dream.
I have a good dream, I hope.
That was a rock.
I don't see anything, but you guys can see me.
I was checking my ass out, I didn't know you could see me in the corner.
They're saying there's fish!
Little fish, big-ass fish, alligators.
No way you got Tifu away from the goop.
What is that goop?
What's the goop?
Our creator is like...
He's like...
Money is like...
Please...
Goop.
Goop.
It's Ark.
Ark, wait a second.
They're saying there's a whale by the boat.
Yeah, I'm just kind of exploring right now.
It's so cool.
How far can it go?
You are?
Yes.
I'm so fucking crazy.
I'm the coolest person ever.
I'm actually the coolest person ever.
Wait, Chad, you guys are three miles away?
What?
No, they're not.
Yes?
We just caught a crime on camera.
No you did not.
Why are you lying?
What do you see?
I'm on the Skyway Bridge.
I'm doing a drone strike.
I remember when I tried to fly a drone I dropped it in the LA Highway, hypothetically saying
Hey, maybe if I end up getting to Florida House after, uh...
You lived in Florida before? Yeah, I talked to Silky. Me and Silky, uh, we like to get
a house out here. And I might just be half and half LA Miami bro, because I just love
Florida dude.
I feel something under my feet.
What is this?
I'm trying to get out of the water though, I'm trying to get out of the water though,
So nice
Oh, it's still my drone face, like, again.
Is it this?
Oh.
Is it the watch, or the...
Yeah, why?
Wait, is there a gun in there?
It's still at the top of it.
The sticker on it is stupid.
I don't get it.
Oh, I didn't see the cog.
I didn't see the cog.
You know?
I didn't see the cog.
Chad, Chad, we didn't see it. We're not going to get banned.
Slam a beer. I want to do the one thing. Tiva, can we do one?
Do you want to do a tornado?
Can we please?
Yeah, Tiva, I need to work on your board though.
Okay.
You are the coolest person I've ever seen in my life.
I don't care if I'm glazy.
He just caught a drone out of the air.
That's so cool.
You don't have to do it under the boat.
Especially when the boat is moving.
No, Chad, I'm not dick-sucking. That's so...
Yo, I'm on the line. I tried to do that, but the drone hit me in the face. Let's be honest.
I'm gonna drop it in the water.
Yes, like if I tried to reach up and grab a drone out of the air flying, the propeller
would like cut my face open some other time.
There you are. That's the fucking thing.
Alright, I'll return to my car.
Reach when you're alone, sir.
Yo, bro, you did pretty good on the skip work.
That's pretty far off.
I actually did.
Is that your beer?
Yeah.
Should I start with that?
No, it's more. What you should do though is just pour it out.
But you should practice to do the tornado while you pour it out.
Oh, I know what you mean.
Yeah.
Pour it out, put a little milk in there and send it off so you know who gets it.
No, but you should chup the beer over.
I guess you can do it like this or whatever.
And then try to make the tornado by just pouring it out.
Oh
Two.
One.
Two.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, I think I get it.
Two.
Yeah.
One.
Two.
You got to hold it on your leg here.
See every bone in my body not to push it in the water at all.
Okay.
There it goes, there it goes, it's the second time you got it done.
Yeah, okay, so I gotta do that now.
Push you, push you, I'm not pushing you, I was standing right here.
Another thing you have in mind here, another thing we need to do is you got to make sure
The beer is vertical, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna tell you this right now.
There is a .0001% chance that's over here successfully.
Yeah, but it's gonna explode on you.
But sometimes you can't turn it on like this, right?
It's gonna be vertical.
Because it's gravity doesn't create anything like this.
You can keep the lights off a little bit.
Yeah, I will.
Yeah, you can see me.
Let's do it. Where do we do it at?
You want to possibly wait until warm blood.
Oh, we can wait. Let the lead in a little bit.
You've never choked like junk of coal?
I've done a shotgun before.
Like frozen fucking deer?
Not frozen herds.
Herds like your stomach or your throat?
Everything.
That's not very fun.
It's like a fucking brain freeze.
That's not very fun at all actually.
It's like I've already warmed up a little bit.
It should be fine.
Okay.
Yeah, let's do it.
Send it.
It's getting a little sendy, eh?
Shall we?
Yeah.
Okay.
Where should we do it at?
Wherever you are.
Something that's like a second to a third.
I've got some opportunities.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
Yeah, you're breaking it.
Yeah, I hear it.
Oh, your wet suit? No, he's not.
He's going to Seattle wet suit.
Oh, the bit, the bit, the bit.
You gotta do it.
Can I grab it like this?
You see how I'm grabbing it?
Like this?
Or how do you know?
I don't even know.
Yeah, like that.
Okay.
Now, put your head up more.
There.
So like open your head, open your fingers up maybe.
Yeah, and then kind of like,
set it in there.
Now close your hand,
like press up on your left hand.
In.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I just disappointed the hell out of him didn't I?
Oh, does it feel good, huh?
Yeah, it's gonna feel good, though.
I know just what you're gonna say.
It's a fucking nice, you know, grouper sandwich or a burger.
A what?
A grouper sandwich?
A grouper sandwich.
It's a margarita shit.
Good grouper sandwich.
I got a question.
At your new bar, can you give a burger after me?
Yeah.
The Lacy Burger.
Well, it's gonna be hot.
It's gonna be a burger and it's gonna have peanut butter on the burger.
Okay. And bacon, bro.
Peanut butter and bacon on the burger.
Alright.
That's it.
That's the new year.
Damn.
Do you actually like peanut butter on a burger?
Never had it.
Never had it?
I've had it.
It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen.
It's gonna go way over here.
That's just gonna have two rumors in the next ten years.
They're saying it's to be on the scene, right?
Don't make me say mushroom off, Chad.
Chad, don't make me say mushroom off.
Chad, don't make me say mushroom off.
Don't watch their dog. Y'all are really not trying to cheer me up, bro.
Please don't. Don't. Dude, don't do it.
Holy Sumber!
Damn, you think it's dead, bro?
You should just get a tits out rest of the day and get a tits out.
I'm fucking getting tits out.
Funny, these are packs.
These are packs right here, alright?
These are packs.
Bro, looks like the big shell.
Hey, I thought the wetsuit was supposed to be in my underwear, do you think?
No, it's not in my underwear.
That's why I don't wear underwear under wetsuits.
I just go naked.
El print.
Yo, y'all have seen my dick soft before.
What do you mean, El print?
Y'all have literally seen my penis soft.
There's nothing.
I got a turtle.
All right?
A turtle?
Yes.
When I'm soft and I'm in the cold water, my penis goes inside the shell.
I get harder and it comes out!
How did that... is that mine?
Hey, at least your shorts are dry though, right?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I don't know why, but Spotify just plays all fucking Spanish music though.
Oh, hold on a rest if he's my granny. She got hit by a good behavior
What?
Wait, you're saying this
Ka-Poo Ka-Poo
Ka-Poo
Ka-Poo
when the friends who were trapped in the living room, they got hit by a blitz on her
I think about it, every time I hit Ka-Poo Ka-Poo
Ka-Poo
Ka-Poo
I was lost in the woods
and I fell apart
and I fell into the woods
and it was just me
and I fell
I'm gonna be gone unless you fuck with me.
I'll be stuck in the woods forever.
What do you even...
Why do you guys make fun of that?
If it's a kid, I'm gonna call you.
I don't know what you're doing.
You're gonna fall, you're gonna walk and go on the side where you don't even know
If I have a stalker yeah I think we're on air
We'll talk about wiped out the roogers
Liquid Dock Time
Fuck hell
Get the boom
Let's get our vision
Call it black man
Nope
And that's what
Baby we're nails
We never get tired
Fuck you
Life
Just
Yup
Just
Oh god
Don't judge me for this, so basically, I have a very big female following on TikTok.
It's like 64% of females.
And I just post thirst traps and they all spin hard eyes under the pose and they love it.
So I send them a drum film especially with the air right now at the beach and shit.
Why are y'all saying son, why are you guys making fun of me?
You're gay.
No I'm not.
I'm here for a little bit, make it look a little messy, I'm just gonna get off the water.
So, which one of those two do I post, Jack?
Okay, this one I have.
Call me ladies, Smurdy.
Call me ladies.
I'm just gonna wait here for somebody to call you again.
No, I had a great idea, Drew.
Just say call me, Smurdy.
Alright, I'm gonna go to some local time.
Wait.
Oh, I'm gonna go eat that actually, seafood.
You know what? I want you to first try for me.
What you gonna do with the talent though?
What's that?
What's that crime at this shed? Have T2 thirst trapped with me?
Crazy!
What's up y'all?
Thank you man!
I'm not going to talk to you.
I'm not going to talk to you.
Wow, what a sandbar.
I'm not talking to this kid.
I'm going to interview him.
That's the best my granny. She got hit by a bazooka.
And I think about it every time I hit the bazooka.
Kaboom! Kaboom!
What do you read? Who read it?
Oh, look at this lady I think for 20 you were right. Thank you, man. Thank you
Oh, he's fishing
No, why are you so sure about
No nice first comment on the tiktok is a wine-speed lap. Yo, can y'all not be mean under my new thirst trap?
You guys have to you guys have to like you
That is all there is. That guy is stuck.
What do we saw?
Probably looking at the focus on the beach. You got a boat stuck.
Should we help him?
Haha.
Okay.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
sit down. Sit down a little bit.
Light it a little bit.
Light it, Bob. Hold still.
The wind, wind up.
So maybe put the back on.
Back here.
You know, that's nice.
Lodge, can you spam up the new TikTok link
and the chat so all the girls can go like it
and comment like, hard eyes under these.
oh no that can't be good is that is everything okay fellas oh let's let's
to piss them off. That can't be good, guys.
What is this place?
Yeah, it's a project.
I'd say, like, off my seat, it'd be good.
Oh, it's fun.
Hey, guys! Get a park there!
Get a park there, fellas!
Ha, Styles, get down, what is that?
Baby, where'd you come, be laid, nylon? Even though I'm around you.
Should I actually think I can become an ocean discoverer?
I think I can.
Bro, did not you push my troop? Yes, I did.
Look, you received your mission.
I'm gonna get my gun.
Just like you said, gun.
Yeah.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
The bow won't touch you.
Oh my god.
I just want to get a little wet on here.
He's got my game stop.
He's got it all right.
Who's gonna get stopped?
That's all I have for you, Bill.
Hey, Shoddy!
Are you going to a pop or something?
Bro didn't not get touched. What do you mean, get touched?
Catch a fish. Where do you want me to catch a fish at? Please tell me where you want me to catch a fish at.
What's a snus?
Tee-Foo. What's a snus?
It's like a fish that's got a big knob.
It's what?
A little Tee-Foo.
Someone said a little snus with Tee-Foo.
A snus.
I see her.
It's like caffeine or what?
Nothing in there.
Where?
Oh shit! Hey!
I told me
Okay
What
Yeah, this this clip's gonna get posted on a TikTok it's gonna get 5 million views
See you guys that's what at the beach, okay
All right
Must be those few bots looking for you
There's no way there are 16,000 people watching lacy right now. There's just no way
Hey, the tweedy makes about me as the most engagement
his page has ever seen.
Oh!
Did I wear socks?
How are your teeth so light?
It's got to keep brushing, dude.
Don't tell him I'm popping a spillage dude, I don't know what a spillage is!
What is a spillage?
What's the floor of the National Anthem?
I'm just a little bit more than I understand
Even though it's just that you're coming to me
I'm not doing anything that's not good
To me, but it's just that I'm taking like the hell
I can't be too present
Don't let me down with you
I don't know what I'm doing to you
I'm not being with you
I'm not saying you're talking to me
I'm not going to talk to you
I'm not going to talk to you
I'm not going to talk to you
I'm not going to talk to you
What the fuck?
That's a banger, son! That's a banger!
Jack, spin the broadnod! What is the broadnod?
you
you
you
you
you
So this is Tarpon's, this is the place that Jinxie claims is the gutters.
Brother, we are out of a beachside bar on a boat with palm trees and a nice house across.
Jinxie, this is not the gutters, dude.
This might be the nice neighborhood I've ever seen in my life.
Did you check in?
What?
I want to move here so bad around.
There you go.
So Jack, you guys think I have to check in with Jinxie to be here right now?
how much would save in taxes? Probably a lot. Water!
Oh, we use ties to pull? We got to pay for parking when you do this or no?
Shit.
Dr. Lyle, I see you look big. As a fan, you need to cut it down.
Jinxy's calling? No, he's not.
Yo, I'm in Tarpon Springs, bro, and guess what? I'm not checking in with Jinxy.
I run this shit. This is my fucking, this is my city.
How many calories did I consume today? Uh, whatever's in that energy drink.
10 calories deep.
Muffin.
I mean, I didn't eat the muffin though.
Five, 10 calories and maybe another 30 from a bite of a muffin.
But the muffin had mold on it.
The beer too?
The beer has calories.
I'm gonna tie a knot.
Boy Scouts back in the day.
A lot of old people here.
I'm noticing a surrogate demographic going on at this place.
Old white men.
Fuck it, hats on.
It's a sunday because they have money son
Who's singing?
Try it on the mic!
Please no.
I thought you were supposed to be the cam.
Oh, yeah.
You need me to help cut an hot shit?
me to help try the night ship. It's Sunday? Yo that's not how you spell it.
He loves that.
They're saying take it, Drew, take it.
Ask Tifu what glasses he has.
Do I look good?
He's good a lot more, right?
Yeah.
Do I look good with these?
Yeah, you look like you're catching big fish.
Nope, you look lesbian, all right?
I mean, I literally can't put a pair of glasses on all that
you have to be on my meat.
Are you going to watch the Sidemen charity match draft?
When is it?
Do you have fresh seafood here?
Yeah.
They like catch it outside?
Yeah.
No.
No.
Because they get, people offshore and shit will come sell it to these people.
An hour?
Probably not.
Probably not.
I'm not going to be last pick.
No for the draft I'm probably gonna be first big wait is the draft live or is it a YouTube video?
Wait it's alive
All right, I'm going to get a table.
Yeah, I'll get a table.
Come on.
Yeah.
Right here.
You want me to close some?
Yeah.
I see it.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
I'm just coming in.
Did I stand here or did I go over here?
What?
Did you get a table?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, hi, how are you?
I'm good.
Did I stand here or did I go over here?
What?
Did you get a table?
Oh, I got a whole stand up front.
Perfect.
Thanks so much.
Are you vlogging?
Yep, vlogging.
Yep.
What's up, brother?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
I'm not laughing at all, it's not funny.
What the fuck?
It's Jason.
It's gotta be Faze.
Is it weird if I have to part?
No, I just wanna see.
There's gotta be stuff, right?
Let's go over here.
What do you think it was?
Uh-huh.
Oh my God, it's one of those lizard people.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I guess the fish has an age.
Not a scary thing about it.
Whatever.
No, he's not. He's 20. How you doing? A little like, can you get a little pressure on me?
We'll do a table for a table or more table table for
Yep before oh having a dog day
Wait, my Emmy is losing to Purdue, okay.
Game over, Purdue wins.
Call me when you need me.
No, they're knocking on the camera.
The camera ain't seen nothing.
Oh, I like this.
I like it.
Oh.
Oh.
And we got a guy singing right next to us.
This is a great spot.
Yeah, it is a great spot.
That's a cool boat, man. I want to get a boat. But there's no waters in LA to drive a boat in, to run a boat.
Can't run. There's what? You can do that there?
I normally go to the spot next to where there's another spot.
Right there is the wharf.
The wharf?
The wharf.
That, uh, like...
The russial...
That's a russial.
All the slips are taken.
I feel weird parking, like, in this building and walking over there.
Do they make the building rusty on purpose?
Yeah, I think it's kind of the style of it, you know?
Okay.
The food here is fine, too, though.
Any food to me is good food, let me tell you.
Uh, barbecue, chicken, woof!
Meatball, shrimp, gooper nuggets?
Gooper nuggets. So what is grouper?
It's, uh, it's like a deep water fish.
There's a lot of different types, though.
Like, what they're going to be serving here is probably most likely going to be red grouper.
Red grouper? Yeah.
What is that?
What?
A Keck weight.
Keck weight goop.
You should get a gooper.
I'm down to try a gooper.
I just don't know what, like, it's a fish burger or what?
Yeah, it's like a fish sandwich.
Great.
How you doing?
Good.
Today, I'm drinking a little of...
I was doing an ultracell.
Ultracell?
It's an ultracell.
What? What is that?
Fear?
I will do a, um...
I'll do a blueberry bourbon lemonade.
Can I show you a picture of you?
When she's on the boat.
Did I bring it on the boat?
Are you sure?
Blueberry bourbon lemonade sleigh.
Here is it.
And the black thing.
Oh, she left.
I'm not a bad bitch, Shad.
I'm just a little zesty, but that's okay because that means that I'm confident in my masculinity,
right?
Yeah.
See?
Ooh!
Damn, this thing looks fucking beat.
Yeah, it's beat to shit.
I gotta get a pina colada instead.
Want to see your stamps?
My stamps?
Oh, some pen, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, what's a stamp?
Oh, a guitar.
Oh, a guitar.
When?
Yeah.
Guitar, even a guitar.
Yup.
Paris?
Yup.
What is it?
Yeah, for sure, dude.
China.
You went to China?
I did go to China.
Me and James Hardin, we went there.
It's like a little duo trip.
Really?
Wait, yeah, you have your visa in here.
Thank you guys.
Of course, bro, thank you.
What do you guys mean, cap?
So I didn't go to China with James Harden.
Wait, that's it, though?
Yeah. I haven't been out of the country a lot.
So you've been to Japan, China, and Europe?
What happened to the Balenci Holder?
I left it at the crib because it's too heavy.
Alright, so what actually happened was I went to China with James Harden, but instead
of me and him like doing stuff it was just me watching him do stuff so they
like put me as like the make-a-wish on the side and said hey you can record him
doing stuff but you can't do the activities like what activities well
there's a day where he did kung fu training and I just stood on the side
and watched and there was another day where we went to a basketball festival
and I just watched him do the challenges and he went up on stage and
top to the crowd. I watched. Oh, there's a basketball training day and I got to go
watch. It sounds like ass.
You see?
It was uh... That's not how today feels though, right? No. No, no, no. Today I actually did a lot of stuff. I actually did a lot of stuff. I put
Spundin' into the ocean, then I went skimboarding,
got to play in the water, swim around like a little dolphin.
It was fun.
You like to watch.
Yeah, but your next objective is the most difficult, yeah.
What's my next objective?
I'll tell you later.
Wait, you're scary.
Wait, can you tell me now so I'm prepared mentally?
Yeah.
What's my next objective?
Uh, does the chat know?
Why are they only five? I'm not jumping off a bridge if that's what you're saying.
What?
And you want me to jump off a bridge?
No.
What could it be?
Sooner or later sharks? I'm not scared of no little baby-ass sharks.
I'm not scared of those.
Okay, I don't know what to get.
There's so many drinks on this look good.
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It's actually good over there. Yeah, they're fire. They're strong as fuck
How you doing um was wondering if maybe I could do a little a little
Banana daiquiri
What would you say the demographic that orders the banana daiquiri is?
It's not a women's drink
How can you still drink after yesterday?
What's the most you're drinking today?
By the boat.
Today?
No, but I go offshore.
How many beers do you think you can drink before you're blacked out?
In a day?
Yeah.
About 30?
Depends on kind of beer though.
beer though like Bud Light or Ultra, I only drank 30.
Ultra?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
I've drank like, I went out off shore all day and drank like, you know, 20, 24 beers.
Am I a bitch?
I was like, I couldn't even control myself yesterday after 9 drinks at Disneyland.
Those are strong, that's liquor too.
Yeah, that's true.
That is true.
When I last time I did a around the world. I was like blacked out when I got to like Canada. Oh
So I'm not that far behind
Not at alcohol age. Yo, I drink once a month. How am I?
It's happy hour. I'm glad you went to Mexico first because that's like where
The good drinks are I didn't like the Mexican. What is what did you get? It was like a mango?
mango something with ice and it had to heat on the room and it was really
strong I don't like strong drinks me like I don't like beer I'm more of a
seagrim kind of guy what yeah see I love seagrims you smear nofs are really
You got Trulite?
Yo, dude, that's normal!
You're like, so you basically...
You just like sugar.
No, I just don't want my alcohol to taste like alcohol.
So you're gonna coat the alcohol with sugar so you can be fat?
That makes you fat.
Yes!
So, I feel like if I'm gonna drink once a month, I might as well get a couple of daiquiris,
a pita colada maybe five or ten seagrams yeah but like if you're like an
avid drinker like me you don't want to drink too much sugar because you're
like shit the next day I think that's why I feel like shit's in here like the real
alcoholics they know they just take the like straight hard liquor
because it is a bit if you don't get hungover it's less calories you get less hungover
oh have you ever had a blowjob shot I gotta see if they have them here we
can both do a blowjob. What's in the sugar? So basically what you do is it's a shot
and they have whipped cream on them and then you put your hands behind your
back and you have to put your mouth around the whole shot and you have to
take it without touching it.
Okay. No it is but like the reason it's called a blowjob shot is because if you
can successfully do it you get good glow jobs. So you did it successfully? That's when Beaks.
He's not gonna do that. Why? It's not actually gay. It's just a fun little game.
I'm gonna ask her. I'm gonna see what they have. Wait so what's good food here? Like what do you order?
Coconut shrimp sounds kind of good.
You said there's grouper nuggets, just try those.
Okay.
Oh yeah, grouper nuggets.
Grouper nuggets?
What about fish spread?
You like fish spread?
What's that?
It's like smoked, it's either like smoked mahi or amberjack,
with like mayonnaise, chives, and another dish.
Strawberry Zachary!
I have a question, do you guys by any chance have blowjob shots or not?
Um, what's in it?
I can tell you.
Blowjob? What is a blowjob shot?
It's a sweet, creamy and popular party shooter by layering Kahlua and Bailey's Irish cream topped with whipped cream.
But you don't have to do the whipped cream.
Make a shot that's just Bailey's and glue it together. Could you do two of those please for me and him?
Thank you so much
Come on. We gotta do a blowjob shot. He food come on
Bailey's and Kahlua. It's so good. I promise
It's like two creamers
It's just very sugar again. Wait is there is there wait, can I forget to say the alcohol?
You're one of the new like
And the Bailey
Wait, where's a liquor though? It's cool. How strong is Kahlua?
Bailey's isn't strong though
Bailey's is like what you put in coffee
That's what you put in Irish car bomb
Charles, I promise you're gonna love you taking a load off
Always do an Irish car bomb. I don't know that is
It's Bailey's
Jameson, and...
Fuck, what's the third one, Chad?
Chad, what is it?
Guinness.
Guinness?
You just sexually harassed her.
How?
How?
It's a literally unknown shot.
It's not sexual harassment.
It's called a blowjob shot.
I said, no, it's not.
She said she's coming.
Yeah, so there's a lot to go there.
So we'll wake this up in a moment.
You can't handle a hybrid car boat?
Is your bio-probe?
Yeah, it's just rocking around.
Someone must have ripped through here.
I forgot I got a drink.
That's the boat you need right there, then.
Play the boat with the purple makeshift.
How much is one of those?
I don't know.
This is probably like 100K.
I don't know.
Don't know
Now that's something special
Banana Jackery 10 out of 10
All liquor in the bottom
That's good
Wait, so we should do a couple appetizers, okay?
Definitely gotta do an order of two, maybe two orders of the grouper nuggets?
You've had hush-pop beef before, right?
Well, I wouldn't do it.
No? Damn!
We'll do hush-pop beef and ca- uh...
I'll tell you something real. I'm not, I'm not a, I know you might not believe this.
I put it on God. I'm not a big eater.
Right, right.
I'm the biggest eater, you know?
I'm just not, I don't know.
Let's do an order, the hush puppies are good.
Yeah, it's basically just like fried fucking cornbread kind of balls.
Well, I like that, okay.
Hush puppy balls?
Uh, Rupert Nuggets?
Yeah.
We could do...
I see you just let me order it.
You can get some peel on these shrimp.
Yeah.
Trust me, I'll put in the appetizers. I'm not gonna go crazy. I'll get a few I'll get like I'll get like an appetizer or two
Nothing crazy
Why are you guys seeing GG
This guy let me up on the mic
Hey
Yes.
There's lacy drink, barely.
Oh, I have a question. What were those, uh, the snuds? What did they do?
It was nicotine.
Oh, like, it makes you high or what?
No. Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
What?
Have you ever had a date?
No.
Have you ever done dip?
like chips in here?
No, like Copenhagen or Grizzly?
No.
I promise.
Street flavors.
Hey, guys, do it.
I'll do it.
That's all I said at home.
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, guys, do it.
What?
Cheers.
Cheers.
What?
Cheers.
What?
Cheers.
What?
Cheers.
What?
Cheers.
What?
Cheers.
It's like, uh, if I try to snuzz, what would it make me feel?
Oh, I don't know if I want that you said you've baked once okay, I think one time
It was for a really good reason
You can't try mine though they're too strong
Like mine are like nine milligrams you try like three to start
But like you don't want to get addicted to it anyway wait snuzz have milligrams
Yeah, no, I don't want to get I don't want to get addicted to nicotine
That's one thing that I don't want to do. Oh my gosh. That's our food already. We didn't even order
You put graba in your blunts
Your have you ever smoked the blood you have I love that you do oh, yeah
So like when you're smoking a joint, right? You just get high. You smoke a blunt. You get like a little light headed, you know?
Wait, do you smoke weed?
No.
So have you smoked a blunt?
You?
Yeah?
Yeah, I've smoked it, but I don't like doing it.
Shit.
Unless you do.
I mean if you do, I like it actually.
actually. So you know how you feel when you're drunk? When you take like nicotine it like
enhances your drunk. It makes you feel like you didn't drunk her. I thought it stopped.
Kinda. I can't explain it. You know how I figured out stops being drunk? Cocaine. Yeah. Yeah.
That's true. One time I was at this LA party and this guy was so drunk that he couldn't
He was like laying down on the couch, and they just put cocaine in his nose, and then he went, you know, like this.
And he woke up and he was fired.
That'll happen.
I was stopping you, you living alone?
Yeah.
But who do you live with?
I live with Ron, Jason, Silky, Adapt and Marley.
That's a packed house.
Yeah, it's a really packed house.
It's a super packed house.
Where are you guys at? We like Willowman?
What's that?
What do we like Willowman?
I don't get it.
Wait, I don't get it.
Wait, why are you guys laughing? What does that mean?
That's where I still live.
I need Lake Boulevard with the ducks, the banks, the Alyssa and Rice.
Wait, you live in the Cloud House?
Yeah.
I didn't even know that!
Why are you guys saying that?
Yo bro.
Oh wait!
I knew you were I know you were I didn't know you lived in the cloud house though
Big fan yo, I never claimed to be a face fan dude. I was not I wasn't a face fan. I was an athlete growing up
How can I cover this up actually stop spinning release a contract cover this up
My god, I'm gonna drop shots are coming. Are they just breathing right now. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding
Here they come a blow job shots
Amazing thank you so much
We're just gonna put it in like an appetizer
Just wanted to, could we do the hush puppies in order of the grouper nuggies?
It's okay, we'll replace that with the smoked fish bread maybe.
Then we'll also do a pound of the peel and eat hot shrimp.
Maybe throw a little meatball? Meatball? Meatball or not?
I'm good, I'll eat it.
Okay, no meatballs, no meatballs.
And then, to let everybody know what they want to order orders.
Not even low to the others.
We'll just stick with that.
Thank you.
All right, are you ready to take a blow job shot?
I guess.
All right, so what you do is you don't use your hands.
And you've got to wrap your mouth around it
and take the shot without touching it.
And if you can do it, it means you're
going to get a blow job.
Show me how it's done, buddy.
OK.
Go, go, go, go, go.
You didn't finish it.
It's because the whipped cream blocks it a little bit, but that's how it's done.
That's how it's done.
And I'm telling you, it tastes so good, too.
You're kidding me?
You're kidding me?
You're kidding me?
Fuck.
Alright.
She did that shit way better than me.
It tastes like Baileys.
It's good, right?
It tastes amazing.
And now we'll try the Ireland bomb.
What is it called?
The one you said, Ireland bomb?
The Hindenburg.
The Hindenburg?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He hates you now?
Yeah.
That should taste like ice cream.
I know.
It's dangerous.
I downed about seven of these the other night.
Really?
What, last night?
Two nights ago.
Can I drink three days in a row?
Hey, I'm gonna get you in the damn gym.
I agree.
Of course, yeah.
Alright, come on.
Thank you so much.
Of course. Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Here, check those. Here y'all go.
I need another beer though. Fuck it.
Whatever.
I'm gonna drive anyway
Yeah, but the thing about it is the legal the legal
Alcohol fluids for for driving a boat's probably a lot more than a car, right?
No, I think it's the same
Irish Irish car bomb
Irish car bomb, okay
Yeah, I believe
I'm probably blown like a zero point two or three right now I think the legal limit
jargon is one or cars what?
Eight?
Oh you're good.
Count more shots in you?
No but then I'm like teetering on the legal limit.
It's eight?
Wait it's eight?
Yeah.
And you're at zero point two?
Probably two or three yeah.
Dude, you got to get to an E.
No, I don't want to walk the fine line.
Exactly.
If I could lead here like a 0.05, I'm good.
Because it gives me a nice, safe gap.
What do you think I meant?
You're probably similar.
What have you drank?
You probably drank less than me. You're probably similar.
I had, well I did have that vodka lemonade, and then I tornadoed the beer, and then I just
had that shot in a banana tapery, there's probably a lot of alcohol in this.
If you drink that you might be pushing five or?
Yeah.
That's fine.
That's all good.
Fat holds alcohol?
Good thing I don't have a lot of fat in my body.
When you like IRL streaming or no
Why no, I like I like
Doing this because I don't have to you know, but you wouldn't like you wouldn't like make it like a normal thing to like IRL a few times a week
I don't really
The thing is like when I'm on like the boat or like doing IRL shit, I like to like not be like
I've never thought about that because then you just get to experience life yeah
Like I kind of use like my like the content that I would use to IRL stream
That's what I used to get away from this year
Yeah, I don't have anything like that
Yeah, I just realized I don't really have a deadaway thing, but I'm like, actually, you know, it is honestly, it's a jim for me.
Yeah, jim could be one of the first.
Hopefully a jim for me, I don't do it a lot, but I love going to the jim, I'm happy.
I guess re-tweeting that.
I
Got a gym's good too. That's a good example
I met your brother not too long ago. Yeah, sure
I can make you run.
I'm a grown ass man.
I'm a grown ass man posing with a straw in my mouth for a picture.
Sometimes I just do shit and then I think about it ten seconds later,
like why did I do that?
Like the eyebrows slip?
You don't like it?
No, because it makes you look like, you know...
Like what?
It makes you look like a little...
A little what?
A little gay?
Female?
Closer.
Yeah, I love it.
So eyebrow, wow.
Okay, so here's the thing is I think the eyebrow slit, I think it makes me look good.
Okay.
Like when I look at my eyebrow slit, first of all, nobody does it anymore.
So I'm bringing back a style that nobody does.
Second, it's your, like, not only is it unique,
but it really, it makes me look like,
it makes me look hearty.
She's just gonna face that dude, though.
Where? A throat tap?
She'll get your nose pierced.
Nice.
So, I had one earring in,
but apparently that's a signal that you're dead.
Only the right.
Yeah, that's what I used to have.
I didn't know that.
But you were rocking just one earring in the right?
That's, yeah, that's good, yeah.
Because I lost my other earring, so I was just walking around for a few weeks with one earring.
Why don't you just take it out and put it in the left earring?
Well, I didn't know that that was a single.
Apparently, I was sitting out the Batman logo.
It's on and off.
Yeah, he didn't know, Chad.
It's weird.
I sucked off like three dudes that week, too.
He's like, I didn't know it was weird, but like, dudes kept coming up to me at the bar
and buying me blowjob shots.
I don't know what's going on.
Alright, so do you think that I should get rid of the eyebrow slit?
You should just do it on the other side, too.
I'm gonna do that now. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that.
You could just be like Jinxie and just shave eyebrows off.
No, no, no, no.
Jinxie looks chopped like that.
I'm not shaving my eyebrows off.
I'm going to do both.
And then I'm going to, I don't know
if I should buzz my hair again, but the girls love that.
This is how the sweet guy does his eyes.
You got it, girl?
I do, yeah.
Yep.
What's your name?
You're probably thinking, how the hell did you do that,
huh?
So everybody says when they see me, how'd you do that?
What's his name?
His?
No, no, no, no.
I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.
I'm not gay at all. Not anymore.
It used to be a little bit.
I had this friend back in the day named Hunter.
And you know, like, GTA V, you go to the strip club?
We went to the strip club in GTA.
I was maybe like 11 or 12 at the time.
And I was curious what the strippers were doing.
So we went under his blankets and we humped each other.
It was like experimenting. Come on, you've done that before.
That story was like, it just took a fucking turn.
Don't lie, you've done that. No, you never experimented with one of the brothers and dry-hunked each other.
When you were younger, everybody's done that.
Everybody's done that.
Okay, now I feel weird.
If you can tell an embarrassing story, now I feel like I'm the only one here.
There's gotta be something you can tell me to offset it
and make me feel like a little more.
You know, there's one time...
Look, here we go.
Yeah, I didn't even sense my Dutch runner.
I don't got anything.
You gave someone a hand.
No, I gave someone a double Dutch runner.
A Dutch runner.
A Dutch runner?
Yeah.
What is a Dutch runner?
Yes, a Dutch runner.
I don't know what that is.
It's like, it's like, you know,
so you give somebody a hand job, right?
But it's not your hand.
It's their hand, but you're using their hand.
So it's like this.
Yeah.
What's your name?
Joe, I don't know.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
That's okay.
You know the method where you sit on your hand?
Yeah.
Yeah, let it fall asleep?
Yeah.
Maybe
We'd love to do a Irish car bomb
No, no, no, what is it? What is it? What is it called? A Irish car mom?
Yeah.
Okay. Thank you.
He was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, cool, I guess.
It's fucked up.
I don't think I'm cool at all. I'm not cool at all. I'm a loser, honestly.
No, you're not.
For real?
Yeah.
You mean that?
Yeah.
Can you tell me what we're doing under this?
What do you mean?
You said it.
see what you're going to see. What did you say?
You said the real test hasn't happened.
Your next object of this
is in your under this.
You want me to jump off that bridge?
What?
You want me to jump off that bridge again?
No I don't, but if we run a pole, we should like the chat this time.
Am I going to get, how far our drop is that?
Can I break my leg?
No.
Like Jameson and um, wait I feel like on the spot.
What's the closest thing you have to Guinness?
Oh Chad, there's a pole.
Chad, vote on the pole.
It's like any dark plot or I don't know.
That would be kind of gross.
Let me get your honor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're good. Thank you.
You're gonna be yingling. Have you kind of...
It's like the oldest beer in America, England.
We used to drink it growing up.
It's like a heavier beer.
It tastes like pennies.
It tastes good?
No.
No.
It's cheap though.
I think it tastes like shit.
Oh my gosh, the food's here.
Thank God I haven't eaten all day.
Show T for the poll?
Okay.
Why is it 96% yes?
What a fishery.
Hold on back.
Hold on back.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
How's it going?
That's how much it is.
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
You know what I mean.
All right.
I think this is good.
Good or good, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Try it.
Nice puppy.
Nice puppy.
You guys excited too?
Yeah.
Nice puppy.
Nice puppy.
Nice puppy.
Nice puppy.
I'll make you guys excited, too.
Is it a hush puppy?
It'll be soft in the middle.
What is that in the middle?
That's kind of good.
Yeah, it was good right?
That's kind of good.
Yeah.
I like that.
Oh God!
That's a good call. That's a great call.
And this is fish's mud?
Yeah.
So that's a fish that niger it.
Kind of.
There's fish in it.
It's like fish, pepper, mayonnaise, onion, chives, chili powder, mixed in a little bit.
Yeah, it's mainly smoked fish, probably mahi or amberjack.
Yeah, y'all want a bite?
Ritz crackers is crazy, bud.
I can't wait to get rid of it.
I can't wait to get rid of it.
Give me Ritz crackers.
You did it wrong?
How did I even move wrong?
I did this.
Okay.
All you make it a little spicy?
Let me try it. I love spicy foods.
It doesn't move on top.
What's that?
Oh. Onion, carrots, pickles.
You didn't even put it in your mouth.
I don't know if I like the fish bread.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh,
So this, do they get this fish themselves or no?
Or do they like imported from Japan or some shit?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Chief, you gotta try that.
You gotta try that.
Oh, he's good.
Wait, that shrimp is really good.
Thank you.
That's hot. Okay.
It's a little hot.
You eating the shell or?
Are you supposed to?
No.
Oh no.
No, I feel it.
Was it the cocktail sauce?
Yeah.
Those are like...
It's a Ducky shrimp or no?
Yeah.
Holy shit, those ducks are starving!
Huh.
Dude, we got a feed down.
Feed the ducks, dude.
Now, Chris, on the-
Feed the ducks!
Is there anything ducks can't eat?
Why don't things stop?
They're so cute.
You can feed the ducks.
Shrimp is my favorite
What do you mean I can't act no more you're allowed to pee
Yeah, that duck is a fat ass.
He's eating everything in sight.
No, it's not, um, what's your carries in the chat?
What team are you rooting for in March Madness, or are you not watching?
I'm gonna watch it once.
Do you have a favorite team or no?
No.
I never went to college room or else I would have a team you know I like the
college did you actually yep I went I went to Mercyhurst University wait what
Yeah.
What?
What?
You're a Mercy?
Mercyhurst.
What the fuck is that?
It's an Erie, Pennsylvania.
It's like a small college.
And I graduated high school.
Talking to my class valetorian.
Really?
I
Know how to write read books and shit. Oh, yeah, I was gonna be a lawyer. Oh, yeah, I studied law
What happened
Most people do four years. Yeah, I only had to do two
Because I took college classes in high school, because I was so smart.
So you ever thought about going back and being a lawyer?
If I needed to, I could be.
But I was thinking about becoming a lawyer and streaming my court cases.
I feel like that would hit.
Hell yeah.
What kind of like law did you study though?
Isn't there different types criminal criminal law? Yeah, I was gonna be a defense attorney. Oh
So you're gonna like are you gonna line?
Yeah, no, I never
Defensive turn you know you gotta get people off there in trouble
But the thing about it is, the thing about being, you're very good at that.
You lie every day.
How's that work, are you doing, man?
Good.
I work here.
Like, I'm shocked to see you guys here.
I'm wondering if I could just take a picture.
Of course, do.
Let's do it, man.
No problem.
Wait.
I mean, if you could take a picture, I'd be great.
Let's do it.
No, you're just calling that?
No shrimp are so good
He's an amazing
I'm just gonna double whatever you get. I'mma trust your eating instincts.
Whatever you just...
Did I do an Irish car bomb?
You know what? I'll do another blowjob shot.
Come on. Thank you.
We can skid.
Get some wings or something.
Cheryl?
Unless you want a burger.
Wait, do you guys have any gooper?
No goop at all?
Do you have triple-tip?
Is that good?
Yeah, because fresh is really good.
I'll try the uh the yellow tent triple tail.
What do you think?
Should I see a fish or should I do a sandwich?
Do you get a sandwich fried with buffalo sauce?
Can I do a sandwich fried with buffalo sauce please?
Ooh, a side?
Ooh, can I do grilled asparagus?
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I'll just do the same thing.
Did the retta evaporate from your body?
Yeah, sure.
Guys, Retta, it doesn't just hit you instantly.
What is that? A weight loss peptide?
It's a peptide, yeah. I took it for the first time.
So, there, I take it from anywhere on your right.
Of course.
You took it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I tried, Retta.
Three days ago, and I've never been more hungry in my life.
I don't know how to explain it. I don't know what
I appreciate you bro nice to meet you dude
Of course have a good one. Oh, no, you're okay
Yeah, so, Reda, it's supposed to suppress your appetite.
Yeah.
It's not working for me.
So, I don't know if...
I don't know if I'm doing it wrong.
Maybe I just did a...
Maybe I just did a dose of backwater.
Yeah, let's do it, man.
You were in what?
What's going on?
Okay, yeah, you guys have a picture?
How long have y'all been here?
We've been here for about two hours.
Okay, y'all been in Sampia for how long?
You live here, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sir, let's do it.
Yeah, is that where?
Hey, can you guess our screen?
We're about to jump off that bridge right there.
You know about to jump off the bridge?
I didn't see, I didn't see very safe.
Can you take him with you though, you gotta go with him bro, I'll hold the camera, I'm
already jumping off the bridge.
I'm already jumping off this bridge.
Me too, I thought I'd do something crazy.
I'll be honest guys, I would but I have a torn ACL.
No you don't.
I do, I do, I'm so serious.
I did ask them to have a torn ACL on my left knee, complain college basketball.
Dude.
Do
Listen, if you all jump off the bridge, I'll make sure to put the camera when you do it
You're doing it right now. Yeah, I promise. Yeah. Go do it
This guy right here is yeah
I'll tell you
My 13 year old grandson and my 8 year old grandson from St. Louis.
St. Louis.
Where are you guys from?
St. Louis.
No.
No.
That's a lady.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go with the kids.
I'll be back.
You want to jump with them?
Yeah.
Will you take them for now?
Yeah.
You want to go with them?
Yeah.
Let's go.
We'll see you though.
We're going to jump off the bridge.
Keith, are you sure?
You want to take about this verse?
Think about this verse.
That's not the bridge.
There's no kids already.
It's really hot out here.
No, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Come on.
It's just the wrong gender.
It's small.
It should be cold.
You're going to have to take my bucket.
Should I go put my shoe back on?
No.
It's just going to be soggy.
I feel like I should put my wetsuit back on.
They're already up there. Let's go.
Take your shoes and socks off at least.
Are you crazy?
Yeah.
Yes, it's exactly what this is going to be.
Why did he just, we're eating food, we're eating dinner, he just wants to jump off a fucking bridge?
Am I doing a stream with fucking Superman?
Look at him.
What the fuck?
Nah, you're crazy, bro.
Well, but Tifa, there's like cars coming in shit.
Okay.
This is normal, Florida.
This is what jits do.
This is what jits do.
They jump over it when you're a jit.
Not me.
Yeah, but now you're a...
I'm getting really nervous.
You're a foreman.
Okay, is your form or anything?
No, he's landing your feet.
Land on my feet.
Oh, I think so.
We can just go on the docks.
Alright, there's enough of the load.
Wait for these boats to come.
You got this.
This is not my body.
This is not my body.
I jumped off the break before.
No, you just make sure you jump off them in.
No, it's like a leg.
That's it?
No, it's more than that.
We're told.
You're safe, I promise.
Yeah, watch. I'll watch for Cheryl.
No, you're jumping with her.
I'll for sure watch.
Just imagine.
Imagine, click, watch this.
I don't care! I'm gonna die!
I'm just gonna watch you.
Marlin and Chris are the ones who wants you to do this.
Okay, let me see someone do it.
I'm not going to the same time. Hell no
Don't be a
Gonna let these little kids
He's gonna go
watch out for that watch out for that guy
watch out for this guy watch out for this guy
oh my god
Lacey, Lacey, get going, dude.
Lacey, I did it before. I did it before.
Dude, this little kid's done it. It's not even high.
It's like almost impossible to die from this high. It's this low.
Almost impossible to die.
Ready? Ready?
Ha!
Ah!
Wait.
Take your phone. Come on, Lacey.
Chief, for what?
Come on. You better come after me.
Wait! Wait!
Oh yeah!
$4!
Come on, Lazy!
Lazy!
Crack!
Are you ready?
Ready?
3, 2, 1!
Fuck it!
I'm gonna go!
I'm gonna go!
I'm gonna go!
I'm gonna go!
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I want to do it again!
There's a shark!
Get in!
I don't think like that was the test, you did a great job.
I'm not kidding, I have a fucking crab!
I have a crab in my right thigh!
Oh my god!
You might as well just race you off this dead man, go away!
Haha!
Jesus Christ!
I'm not kidding, that's the craziest thing I've ever done in my whole life!
Lacey's got it back for now.
What?
You got it back for now.
Why not?
Hell!
Was that a show-up?
That was... that was insane.
Good.
Dude, that was crazy.
Hey, you can smoke under here also if you want to fish.
There's one on that
On that?
Have a crayon!
Good try!
AC I'm coming in!
I'm not kidding, keep going!
Oh I'm not picking it!
Hey seriously?
In the back of my right leg I have a crayon!
Oh my god!
Do you want any massages?
What?
Do you want any massages?
I order you!
18!
That's a lie!
Minus 3
Oh my god!
I'm modeling dinner!
What?
Okay.
Hold on, there you go.
Hold on, there you go.
Bro, I actually have a knee that's there.
Okay.
There we go.
I have a test to get y'all.
That's true.
I'm sure it's true.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You know, I'm wild. I'm a rebel.
I'm actually a wild rebel.
Oh, they're clapping for me.
No way they're all clapping for me over there.
I'm a rebel, dude.
Why should we do it back to our table?
I'm cold.
Just did the most wild thing in my whole life.
Just go back to the table.
Well, I'm proud of you. You did it.
You actually?
Yeah.
Was that my objective?
Yeah, before, earlier.
I'm not doing it.
There's no way.
And all it took was peer pressure
Which are from like four kids that were younger than you.
I have a really bad credit of my own life.
Dude, I think, wait, can I sue this idiot?
Can you sue a city for what?
For hurting me on the bridge.
What are you saying?
Sorry guys.
I got it wrong.
This is so weird seeing kids.
You gonna stream pic
Get in
No, I just released the contract dude
I tried but I just tore my thigh
I think jumping in, I think I can.
I'm Charles, I'm the owner.
Oh, nice to meet you, Charles. Pleasure. It's a great establishment you have here. I love it. I've jumped off the bridge just now.
Excellent. You enjoying the food?
Oh, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. The shrimp was a phenomenon. Now I'm getting a little fish sandwich.
Had a banana for Cardian. I took a blow job shot, Charles. It's been amazing.
Thank you.
We finally have jumped off.
Yes, that was cool.
You're having fun in Florida?
Oh, having a plan.
You got to go to Indian Rocks.
Enjoy.
Thank you so much.
Indian Rocks is the best.
No, it's the same P.
Oh.
You got to go to Indian Rocks.
Wait, we're at Little Saint James right now?
Oh, Saint James.
That's where we're at right now.
Maybe I'll go there.
There you go.
Nice to meet you guys.
I'm gonna stay tight.
Don't sit on a hog.
We're gonna run some time.
So that was a good idea.
Dears off the trail.
I showed you where we'd be sleeping.
And I think you're gonna love the tide.
And I'm gonna run some time.
And I'm gonna run some time.
And I'm gonna run some time.
Look, I'm gonna haul a good anchor.
I'll leave you alone.
Nice to meet you guys.
Take a last.
Dude, I just didn't like it.
There's no way I just jumped off the fucking bridge.
Me too.
We all come for a night with you, man.
We're not so much entertainment.
Really?
That was in middle school?
Hell yeah.
That was a long time ago.
It's crazy, huh?
It's so weird.
He's in the course garden.
Oh, really?
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that's what we're probably going to do.
Where are you stationed at?
I'm on a boat out in St. Pete.
Oh, okay.
Thank you for your service.
No worries.
Sadly, I'm gonna go to Virginia.
Oh, shit.
It's not too bad.
That's her year for a man. You're ready?
Uh...
Yeah, that's like...
Keep up the video.
Like, you're like...
Charlie, Charlie, he's got another...
He just had another...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I just do, bro.
Oh my god, I can't believe I said that.
I love muffangs.
Buc-Bank? No, Buc-Bang.
We have to go to the live mermaids.
What?
There's live mermaids at WikiWatchEsprings.
WikiWatch is really cool.
Mermaids are not real.
I worked there with a lifeguard.
There's real life people with tails.
There's real life mermaids and they have this thing that looks like a cigarette.
That looks like a hookah thing.
There are other clues there.
WikiWatchEsprings.
We should go to Wikiwachi though. I've been a bunch.
It's sick.
Really?
Yeah.
It's in Florida?
Yeah.
It's like two hours.
In the East Fresh Springs, Fresh Water, it's 60 degrees all around here.
We have water slides and...
I have to do that actually tomorrow.
I don't know.
We need to go to Wikiwachi tomorrow.
Okay.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you too.
Nice to meet you too.
Yeah, Wikiwachi is actually like...
actual mermaids though
We were drinking for a form it was just us to the end
I'm drinking ultra. I was having banana banana daiquiris. Okay, thank you so much
I think you guys look like it's sink
I know Charles man free drinks
That's gotta be the crazy thing you've ever done right
Oh yeah, for sure.
Look, you got, look at this angle.
I should know where I'm gonna reverse.
Y'all, how do you jump off a bridge?
What's up, bro?
Of course, man, let's do it.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you, too, dude.
Not even wearing socks.
Jumped off a bridge just now, yeah.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Yeah, yeah.
That was crazy.
You want me to take it like a selfie or you want him to take it?
Yeah, you take it like a selfie.
I was there when you were here with the money.
Oh really?
Hell yeah.
You guys enjoyed it.
Nice to meet you dude.
Wow.
You don't understand.
That's kind of crazy though.
They just let us take a walk through it and swim back over to the restaurant.
Yeah.
They've done so often.
Jump off the beach.
Swim back over to the restaurant and the owner gets us a drink.
That's actually so f- your jump was weak.
I can't do anything anymore.
I'm gonna do it again.
I feel like if I land it on my head, I'd get hurt.
Oh, it'll hurt. For sure.
How is it a little Mickey jump?
Do it again without a crack attack
When I jumped
When I jumped
I don't brought them up alive
If I could shoo my dick out I would
Yeah, so basically what happened?
Oh they're saying it's because I didn't jump off the railing
Yeah, you should have jumped off the top railing
But I still jumped off a bridge
Yeah, but like everyone jumped off the railing and then you jumped off of like
the sidewalk kind of yeah.
So you're saying I'm a pussy?
Yeah.
You pulled an adapt.
What was that mean?
He like went over the rail and it was like shaking.
What do you have to do?
To be fair though, the jump that he did was like 60 feet.
This is like 20.
You can jump off a 60 foot high bridge?
We were in LA.
You never had that happen.
Yeah, the reservoirs.
You jumped off a 60 foot bridge.
I jumped off the Hollywood reservoir.
Yeah.
Two-food jumps... off-blanch.
Oh, it's just us.
Already?
Yeah.
Damn, your clippers are fast.
Ooh!
All right, jump, Alaya.
All right.
Here, thank you so much.
All right, if you're getting anything else.
No, I think this would be good. Perfect. Thank you.
Hold on a minute.
Wow.
Oh my God, it's dripping buffalo sauce.
Mmm.
Hold on a minute.
That's something special.
That's a great call, C-Foo. That's a great call.
You know, we could do even higher versions of other.
How much higher?
Well...
20 higher.
Like, look at you guys saying yes in the chat.
You know, we could do even higher versions of other.
How much higher?
Well...
Like, look at you guys saying yes in the chat, bro.
Y'all are not the ones risking your lives.
You're too pussy.
We should jump off that skyway.
What's that?
The tallest bridge in the area.
How high?
170 feet.
We would die.
Have you done that?
No.
Why are y'all saying yes?
Great fish sandwich.
What are you thinking about me?
I'm an explorer kind of guy.
I love doing crazy shit.
I love going in the water, jumping off the bridges.
Like, I do that shit, like, look what I just did.
I do that shit all the time.
That's literally my body.
I love doing crazy shit.
You just got drafted.
What?
Huh?
I was the second, I was the second pick of the draft.
What draft?
Decidement charity match draft. Oh really? Yeah
No way I was a second pick
Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute
No way
What soccer yeah, it's for football wait, I gotta see this is that real
Are you guys trolling me? Did I actually get drafted? No way!
Why are you guys lying?
Oh my god I did get drafted! I got drafted!
You were the second to last pick
Wait, so what's even my own I don't even know
I'm good at football by the way like really good. Yeah, I'm like really good
Like one of the best in the game
You're still on the board?
What if I don't get drafted, Tifu?
You have to, right?
No.
No?
No.
There's a reserve team.
No, wait till you actually get screwed.
I'm still on the board. Come on, drag me, please.
See if they're gonna drag me watch.
Oh, my God.
XQC over me?
Yeah, come on, dude.
That's gonna be a joke.
That's gotta be a joke.
What's up, man? How you doing?
Of course, bro. It's good.
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you, man. Have a good one.
Yeah, if you have a marker for sure.
How you doing?
Wow, bro.
Good. Very good. Thank you.
I'm full.
Oh!
Apparently, X2C is the Goldie. That's why.
Do you think I'm gonna get drafted or not? Did you see my bicycle kick?
No, we see it. You never saw a bicycle kick.
You're joking. Yeah, he's never seen it.
You can't bicycle kick watch this
You miss it
You missed the ball. It wasn't even in the air.
It happens. It happens.
Guess what? I'm practicing.
You were a good distraction, though, I think.
I'm in practicing, and in the side mid-charty match, I'm going for another one. You'll see.
Do we have my cast?
Hmm. Yeah, okay.
It's on me.
Maybe you don't have cash.
I have a card in there.
Yeah, what do you mean?
Wait, what do you mean, you don't have cash?
I don't have cash.
You only pay in cash?
Mm-hmm.
Only pay in cash.
Thank you.
So, I'm going to tell you right now.
I'm going to sign this for you.
This could be worth a lot of money one day.
I'm gonna keep it very safe.
I'm talking tens of thousands of dollars.
I'll put it in the same.
Yeah, millions of dollars, definitely.
Billions, probably.
Gonna see that on eBay for two cents?
Wait, I have a question.
I might be dumb. Does Florida have different cash?
Yeah, we have different cash for here.
So you don't have Florida doesn't use America cash?
No.
What?
Yeah. This guy's like different, fuck it.
So what is that?
Different, you know.
It's like, you see this? It's got like Florida flamingos on it and shit.
Dude, I never knew that.
Of course, yeah.
On the stream, brother.
On a phone, or?
Nice to meet you guys.
Wait, so Florida doesn't have the same cash as America?
Yeah, so like when you come here with like normal cash, they don't take it.
That's why I like Alpay.
Why though? I thought Florida was in the States.
Oh my God.
Amazing. Thank you.
Yeah, I guess Florida is technically,
we're technically owned by Cuba.
Wait, no, no, no.
So Florida's out in the U.S.
On the map, though.
Look at the Euro, Lacey.
What's a Euro?
It's a dollar, you know what I'm saying?
Ten dollars.
That's a Euro.
Yeah.
Do you just get the Florida sand dollar on it?
That's sick.
That's sick.
Wait, Bahamas?
Oh, shit.
You go to the Bahamas a lot?
Yeah.
I'm about to start going there a lot, too.
Really? Are you gambling?
Are you actually?
I think so.
No.
I think so.
Why, are you not making that money?
IRL stream? You guys start spinning?
Nah, I just fucking love that area.
I wish I could talk like XQC for real.
I mean you look just like him.
Yeah.
And then you know.
Juicer.
There you go.
Don't go to the Spongebob's socks, bro.
Spongebob's.
Hey, over in Tarpin?
They're ghetto, bro.
Don't go to the Spongebob's.
The Spongebob's are dangerous.
Yeah.
Listen to Jinxie.
I will go to the Spongebob's with $100,000 on my neck and be safe.
Tarpon Springs is sweet as hell.
Sweet? Nah, it's not sweet, bro.
Tarpon Springs is sweet.
Don't be like, yo, what's up, bro? You gotta say.
Yo, what up, Sponge?
What up, Sponge?
Okay, I'll say that, bro.
Sponge? You guys jinx these goons?
Uh, something like that. Nah, not too much.
You're jinx these goons.
I fuck with jinxes.
Yeah, something like that.
I can't do that.
Nice to meet you guys, man.
Double Gainer?
You should.
Go do it right now.
We'll get him on camera.
He said double Gainer.
I like this kid.
I like this kid.
What's that?
He's going to do two backflips while going forward.
He has a frontflip there.
Well, it's not.
A frontflip, you're going this way.
A Gainer, you're going this way.
A gainer is a forward motion backflip.
That's a frontflip.
No, it's not.
If you were doing a forward backflip, that's a frontflip.
What are you doing? A backflip while going forward.
Am I dumb?
Yes.
A frontflip you go like this, right?
Yeah.
A gainer you go like this.
You go forward and backwards at the same time. Oh
I don't get it at all
Should we maybe so right now should we maybe stop?
He's going to do a double gainer.
Is that your boy out there?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Uh, before this happens, I just want to say, uh, legally, I did not enforce this.
I did not request it.
Um, I am not paying him and I am in no way, and neither is Tifu legally, uh, responsible for what is about to happen.
Thank you!
Oh, it's single, that's good.
Single Gator.
Single Gator, that's not bad at all.
Single Gator.
Hey, good shit!
XQP, it's your turn!
Excuse me. Come on, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. No way. Excuse me. He's gotta jump off the bridge.
He's never on the boat right there, really.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Come on, excuse me.
Excuse me. Come on, Felix. Felix.
You got this X! Yeah, just climb up the dock whatever.
You gotta wait for XQP. Come on X! Come on!
Let's go XQC! Yeah! XQC jumped off a bridge!
Look at him! Oh my God! WXQC man! XQC is crazy.
I got trapped in!
I got trapped in!
Wait, who drafted me?
Who drafted me?
What team?
What team?
What team?
Oh my God.
What team?
What team?
What team?
The Sidemen?
No way!
I got trapped in the Sidemen.
I got trapped into Sidemen!
Oh my God, I did it!
I got trapped into the Sidemen!
I got trapped in!
Congratulations, did you actually or are they trolling?
No, they're saying I did 10th pick to the Sidemen.
Oh my God.
Before Jinxie before Jason before Marlin what?
I'm not gonna let you down Sidemen. I'm not gonna let you down
What's the other team? Oh, I don't even know I don't even know
Doesn't matter because I'm on team Sidemen
Holy shit, no way I got drafted no way I got drafted. I'm going for a bicycle kick
I'm going for a bicycle kick and it's going in the goal this time this time. It's going in the goal
Well, we've been in this mess, we've been here for three hours.
Quiet.
It pains me how loud you are, WXQC, man, I think XQC's coming back.
Is it?
Chat, everybody go into Ron's chat and say Lacey drafted before you ha.
Oh, he's gonna get so mad.
Wow.
I got direction, bro.
Damn, so they coulda not drafted you and you wouldn't have played.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
Coulda been the water boy.
Did you play soccer, Bruno?
No, no.
Never played a day in my life.
Yeah, they should.
What are you doing again?
Oh, no.
Jinxie dissing you.
Yo, Jinxie.
Fuck you, buddy.
I got drafted and you did it.
Better than you!
You should just go and sit with friends.
And I'm in Tarpon Springs and you're doing nothing about it.
Oh my gosh!
I got drafted before John.
He's sleeping.
In Tarpon Springs, I'm calling him.
He's sleeping.
He's sleeping.
I'm calling him.
I'm calling him.
I'm calling him.
I'm calling him.
We leave until last.
It's not pronounced in Tarpon Springs.
It's pronounced tampon strings.
Yo, Jinxie!
Hey, hey Jinxie!
Jinksy, I wanted to let you know,
you've been training every day for a month.
I'm jumping off a bridge in tarpon springs
and I get drafted before you.
You suck, buddy, you suck, you suck.
You suck.
You suck.
I got drafted.
You lose genuinely now.
He was so mad, he was so mad, he was so mad.
Oh my God.
Uh...
Chow, I wanna know what Sidemen picked me.
What Sidemen made the switch to draft me in?
Damn.
Wow, bro.
Ah, have you ever played football or no?
No, never.
was hairy a shout out hairy man really was hairy was hairy
I like all those guys a lot.
They're great dudes.
Yeah, I see them.
Real dudes.
Yep.
This year he could not go on a ski trip with the guys.
They're doing great.
Yeah?
They were done, yeah.
You sure? Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Eyes bomb has problems.
Eyes bomb has problems.
These palm hands problems, but you see the differences.
Was the Jumbalaya good, Drew?
So I'm going to ask you a question.
What is your name?
When did I say it was okay for you to eat while on the job?
When did I say that, Drew?
Sure.
I want the both of you to sign it. That would be cool.
That would be sick.
Did I actually learn to skim board today?
I'll teach you even better.
Yeah, yeah
Shit
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
Yeah
I'll send it in my underwear
Wait
Sights, what does that mean?
Is that a goof map?
Yeah, it's gonna flip, let's do it
What the hell is that?
Y'all gotta just eat, just eat.
I know my friend was over here, Victor and Logan and all of them.
Yeah, really?
Yeah, the whole thing.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Mmm.
Hold on, let me see that.
That's a Richard Philly, son.
That's a Richard Philly on his wrist.
Hey, that's his top, son.
Okay, I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with that, bruh.
Hey, guess what?
It looks great.
It looks great.
I got a flick.
You got a flick?
Oh, you got it?
You guys want to do a bigger bow with all of us?
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
I got you.
Adapt on my team?
Yes.
Have a good one.
Nice meeting you guys again.
Look at what, oh, shit.
Yeah, if you have a marker for sure.
As long as it's not a blue sharpie.
Can't sign a blue sharpie.
Why?
Can't do that.
Sign in a blue sharpie, they copy your signature.
Can't do that.
They forge your autograph onto other stuff
and they start selling it for thousands.
Thousands?
Thousands, tens of thousands.
Uh-huh.
Who do you think you are?
Is there a bathroom? I have to take a look.
He's going to water here.
Muggle on? Can ducks eat orange peels?
Yeah they will. For sure.
Orange peels taste like shitty and like that.
Alright, let's give him a little cornbread.
Eat some a little bit, dude.
Let your buddy eat some here.
What people here?
That's your talk about me for a second there.
No, no, no.
Okay.
He's not letting his friend get any food.
This is the free they talk about in the Bible.
Look at that duck by the arid up.
I think he is.
The other duck is going to get back.
Let your friend eat!
You're saying it's a block, are you?
If you ever need legal assistance, I'm an attorney, so...
Really?
I'm an attorney.
Fun fact, I actually went to law school.
Did you really?
Yeah, so I'm like legally an attorney, but I've never actually practiced.
Like a bar?
Yeah, I passed the bar.
Oh yeah?
You're in Florida?
No, in Pennsylvania.
Oh.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, but you don't need me.
I might, you never know.
No, you can handle it on your own.
Did you have to talk to my friend?
Should I hop on the mic real quick and sing a small song for everybody?
Excuse me, sir.
Do you think I can sing a line in the mic?
Just like, I do sing it a lot.
What do you want to sing?
just like one line like like a maybe a Bruno Mars song Bruno Mars maybe you spit
a song out now see if I know it you know do you know what he Jimmy Buffett
Jimmy Buffett not I'm more of like a more like a modern kind of guy I can
You can do acapella too, you can have a little bit of fun.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, just a quick little line in there.
Shufa?
Oh, him Shufa?
Shufa, hey Shufa.
You have to stand over here so it doesn't feed back.
Okay.
Are you a you?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna do one quick little line.
I might have just broke your mic you nice
What are you what is your YouTube channel? It's lacy lacy why I
Sing I sing
Sing a video
You've got some weird mojo, Lacey.
Yeah, I've been told that before.
All right, internationally famous.
Lacey is going to sing a song for you.
And unfortunately, he doesn't know any Jimmy Buffett music.
Where are you from, Lacey?
Pennsylvania.
We're in Pennsylvania.
Erie, Pennsylvania.
Erie, PA, way out there.
I'm from the Lehigh Valley.
OK.
Lehigh Valley.
Do you know Country Roads by John Denver?
I do, yeah, I do, I do.
Want to do that together?
Yeah, we can do it together, for sure.
Got one camera for each eyeball.
Is that how this works?
All right, Lacey with the slippers is going to sing for you.
Hold on, here you go.
EG, Lacey.
Almost heaven.
I only know the chorus.
Oh, you only know the chorus, right?
Country road one.
We're gonna sing a lesson here.
One, two.
Clash me wrong!
Take me home!
Are you still there?
Oh, I'm here.
Hi, Mike.
Hello?
Did you turn the mic off?
I didn't touch you.
I swear to God.
I turned the mic off on the camera.
I never had a mic problem till Lacey showed up.
Yeah, I'm right.
I swear to God.
Here we go.
I'm gonna leave the singing to you.
No, no, here.
Try it one more time.
Okay, one more time.
Hey, wait, Lacey, let's try and do it in the same key.
Ready?
Road, road, road to the place I belong.
Country road.
Thank you! Thank you everybody, thank you!
you make a living from that not even close all right thank you so much
Shaleen just sang a whole song, a bunch of audience American Idol talent type shit.
Country Road.
Thank you so much, man, nice to meet you.
What can I say?
Retired.
Is it my neck red?
Yeah, it actually pretty heavy. You kind of burned it dude.
You sounded like a broken radio?
You okay?
You okay, man?
What the?
I've never seen that.
Aw, it's just scuff though.
You're not fitting.
That was not a bad thought to be real.
Alright, listen to me.
Lazy, Lazy, he's a back-up player.
Don't worry about it. You're singing, Lazy.
Maybe we'll get the studio.
Maybe.
Alright, you got to do this.
Oh, he's pretty good, he's good.
Are you, do you have a, is your YouTube channel a comedy channel?
Uh, you can, uh, you can say that.
I'm gonna check you out.
Is this Lacey?
How does this, how does one find you on the interwebs?
Uh, just Lacey, L-A-C-Y.
lacy why lacy why i'm gonna find you lacy thank you so much plus one follower
this thing is everybody help lacy sleep
Guns were there, but I guess I wouldn't be there.
What, they're here?
Anyone, yeah.
I appreciate it.
You just signed that LV wallet, huh?
You signed that LV wallet?
Yeah, right back here.
Yeah.
Brother, that just went down like $500.
I'm not going to sell it.
What?
Signing an LV wallet?
Honestly, we scream at them and they lose it.
Yeah.
I'm gonna find you and kill you
Ron's last pick
I jumped off a bridge. This is easy for me
That's what I'm talking about.
Beholding country growing.
Be careful.
All right.
What do you think?
Gathering.
That's what you do.
T4, we'll get it back to you, Rick.
Where are we going to go?
We're going to start.
Where should we go?
I'll go see it on Instagram.
Facebook.
Facebook and Instagram, yes.
Yeah, yeah, everywhere. So do I follow a page or something like that? Yeah, it's uh, it's Lacey, L-A-C-Y on Facebook, Instagram, uh, MySpace, everywhere.
Lacey, right? Like L-A-Z-Y? Yes. I will, I will follow you. So much. Thank you.
I will follow you. Nice. Fishing? Have a good one. Yeah, I think it's a little too, is it too late for fishing? The tide's too...
I don't know, we could try what's on the side.
Four? Four? Yeah.
I think Tifu wants to goop.
I can tell he's itching to goop.
Who wants to goop?
What?
They said you're itching to goop.
It might be.
Be careful, be careful not to get a car accident.
A fall accident?
He said lazy? Wait what?
Yeah he said lazy, not lazy.
Wait, what do you mean?
He started it.
How lazy why?
He wants to arc.
Do you actually play that game?
Like, like every day?
Yeah.
I played it one time, I didn't really...
I don't know, maybe I'm just not good at those kind of games.
I'm not good at anything. What am I good at?
Am I good at anything?
No.
You're good at entertaining.
Okay.
That's like the most important skill to have anyway,
because it's fun.
Take it, man.
I want to be good at the gym.
I want to look good.
I want girls to look at me and be like,
damn, I want him.
Yeah, at the end of the day though,
I feel like a valuable girl is going to
be more impressed with somebody that's funny
than looks good.
Damn.
That's actually, that's fair, but like me?
Like, I swear, majority of the high-value girls
are gonna look at like a gym brown or be like, nah.
I can see that.
They'd probably rather go for you
because at least you have like a sense of humor
and you're like funny.
Oh yeah, I'm not looking, I'm not looking at all.
I'm just saying like, me, my life is very hard
at the moment because I can't go anywhere
without girls like screaming after me.
It's because they think you're funny.
No, no, no, no, it's like, I went to the gym one time.
If I don't go to the gym anymore, real story.
Went to the gym one time, left the gym,
and there was like maybe 30 or 40 girls outside.
Lacey, take your shirt off, take your shirt off.
Let us see your body.
Like, ladies, it's just unenjoyable for me.
This never happened, by the way.
Girls like mentally healthy.
Stroke your mic.
Four people in that one, Jesky.
Jesus.
Four people.
That's crazy.
That's how I want to be with my wife.
Two kids.
Just sandwiched in between us.
Jesky.
That's the life right there.
that's a life well Cheta maybe that time not gonna lie time to press that end
streaming button what how long do you usually I roll stream or like six hours
5 hours?
No, usually like 8.
9.
Shit, all we've been lying.
4 and a half.
That's rookie numbers.
It is rookie numbers.
It is rookie numbers.
But I'm gonna be honest.
The bridge is next.
Right there.
I'm not jumping off that bridge.
I'll do it.
You don't jump off that bridge.
Yeah.
Dude, that's like 100 feet.
It's like 90.
We're gonna die.
Wait, is that a real duck?
Is that a real duck?
Oh, well, it's a heron.
Do it!
There's quite some good stuff that's in here, in these dots, but it's just too rough.
Chad, did Ron actually get picked last?
Hey, no way.
Thank you, Dave.
Last?
drawn his last pic. Yes? This makes you feel good. You want to snus? What do I do with
it? What is it? Put it in your lip. It tastes good? Yeah, it tastes like winter green. No,
Okay, you sure yeah, I'll stick to weed this is weed
We pouch like that. Oh my god, I'm a genius
What should I name it?
The lacy pouch we pouch is a wee pouch laced pouch
I should make a weed stream call it leased that's actually smaller
That's tall.
You own a team with Jason?
Huh?
Alright.
You got any song requests?
Do you know the song Promotion by Kanye West?
Yeah.
Hey look no!
H.S. W.Streme Man W.T.Foo
And I got something I got to do tonight
Some off stream shit like
Can't really say too much but it's important I promise
I said short stream from when I started
I wasn't even gonna do 5 hours but what?
Run where?
Run!
But I gotta go in like, I got 30 minutes max.
You didn't know where we were, huh, Garret?
Yo, stop saying part-timer!
Stop!
Ten hours a day, God forbid I stream less one day to do something important.
Fuck!
10 hours a day! God forbid I stream less one day to do something important. Fuck you.
Whatever, I'm a part-timer. Sure, I'll take it. I'm a part-timer, sure.
But hey, join at Twitter, com, Clippers. You can make 15k a month posting clips.
WT Food and Chat. And, uh, I'll be live tomorrow in Miami. I have a flight.
So I'll be lying to you tomorrow!