Lacy
๐ MARCH MADNESS TOUR ๐ HOUSTON, TX ๐ IOWA vs NEBRASKA ๐ HOUSTON vs ILLINOIS ๐ $10,000 BET ๐ DAY 8 ๐ ELECTRIC CONTENT JOIN UP ๐
03-26-2026 ยท 9h 42m
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What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
I got my fist wet
I got my wrist wet
To the heart with a big jet
I just wanna let it sit down
I'm gonna set a wrist over there
Let it get shootin' in the head
Let me show that my head
I'm gonna look out, is you scared?
My squad never gonna play fair
Make me take your legs and I'm down in the track
Find some folks who you think I care
I don't even know if y'all can hear the music or not.
Look at that rap.
Can y'all hear the music?
We can.
Okay.
Let's go!
Why are you saying GG Iowa?
Upside down, bitch.
Hey, who in the shed is here off that note?
Who in the shed is here off that note, bruh?
Yeah
Can you do me?
Yes!
Do the mix!
What's good, y'all?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
Just weeks I've not changed hands.
Yeah.
No, no, that's time for justice.
How y'all doing today?
How y'all doing today?
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Booking commas stays for absolutely anyone imagine your music
Fuck your ass dude
Tim been thank you so much for the big five get to the chat W5 W5 W5 man W5 in a chat
W5 in the chat will drag us over here, just a little bit right here, okay?
All right, how y'all doing today, man? Can y'all hear me?
Is audio good? Everything good? Everything good?
Just because I'm on a portable setup at the moment, not in my main setup,
so is everything good right now at the stream?
DD Osama's watching?
Hello? Hello, DD Osama? Hello?
That's an interesting thing to tell in the chat.
D.B. Osama is watching you, is that like, is he watching me like watching my stream?
Or you mean like he's outside my window watching me, because I don't know.
Alright, anyways, he gonna take you for a ride.
You're looking skinnier today, Lacey, the red is really working.
Be honest, am I looking skinnier yes or no?
I do actually have something that I wanted to let y'all know.
Yesterday was my second dose of RETA,
and I doubled up.
I doubled up.
And I'll tell you, it's working.
It is definitely working.
So I went from 2MG to 4MG.
And literally within like three hours,
I felt that I wasn't hungry.
I felt like my appetite, like,
it's not even that I'm not hungry.
It was like, it's like I'll feel hunger
and then I'll take a bite or two of food
and I'll be full.
I'll be full.
Bordage bag in the back, you're not fooling us.
Hold on, let me see what this is.
Drew wall, by the way.
What is this?
Oh, it's my bananas.
It's my bananas.
It's my bananas.
Yo, Rogue, stop spamming that.
Bunny went to 4MG on week two.
Wait until the middle of the week, you're gonna feel that shit hard.
Yo, dude, guess what?
Everybody told me that when I did 2MG the first week, give it a few days, you're gonna feel it hard.
I went a whole week of not feeling a thing, okay?
I went a whole week of not feeling a thing.
So, that's why I decided to up.
I decided to go up, up, up, up.
And I doubled it and I actually feel something.
something so the reddit is officially working which is why today is the day
y'all I don't have a sound board so I'm gonna do a mouth sound board
yo juice place thank you so much for the five gifted I know you guys probably
saw my uh saw my tweet today I know you guys probably saw my tweet today all
All right, I did tweet, I did tweet, I said, I've had enough.
I'm officially announcing that starting today,
three 2626, I will be locking in.
I weigh 200 pounds and in a fat sack of shit,
by July 1st, I will get down to 175 pounds
and have visible muscle definition.
If I fail, I will give five people
who like this tweet $1,000.
So tell me why speed replies it says bro shut the fuck up you just be lying and he doubled
ratios my tweets he not even a single ratio he doubled my shit he doubled ratioed me because
he's tired of your shit too?
Mogged by speed.
Yo, speed.
You wanna ratio me or apply to my tweet?
How about you put your money where your mouth is, speed?
That's right.
How about you put your money where your mouth is?
Let's make a bet.
Let's make a bet.
No, come on, let's make a bet.
Let's make a bet that by July 1st, I don't complete this.
No, I'm serious.
I'm not gonna, he's good.
He don't know you, gonna be free money.
Yo, I'm willing to make a bet with anybody.
I'm willing to make a, anybody who doubts me
and doesn't believe that I'm gonna do this,
that by July 1st, I'm going to be a whole different person.
Put your money where your mouth is
and let's make a bet.
Let's make a bet.
You're 23 years old and addicted to the worst things in the world drugs gambling and food
Okay, first off
I'm not addicted to food. Okay, not addicted to food. I'm breaking my food addiction
second off I don't do any drugs besides weed and third off I'm not addicted to gambling it's a hobby
gambling is a hobby for me. Okay gambling is a hobby. So, thank you very much.
RETA is a drug. No it's not. It's a peptide. It's a peptide. But either way,
either way, I'm done saying I'm gonna do it. I'm done saying I'm gonna do it and
I'm just gonna do it. Okay. I'm gonna let the results be for
I'm done talking to talk. It's time for me to just walk the walk y'all are probably wondering Lacey
Why are you live so late today? I'm gonna tell y'all why I was live so late today. Guess what I was doing to make me go live late
Go ahead. Take a guess
Take a guess what y'all think I was doing to make me live so late today
Going to the gym
No, I did not go to the gym. I ate a poke able I ate a poke able and I slept in
because because now hold on hold on you got to probably wondering oh we thought
you were gonna say you went to the gym I did not go to the gym yet okay you have
to start slow when you're trying to create a habit and trying to create a
lifestyle you have to start slow all right so I'm starting slow so today
I'm working on my diet maybe tomorrow. I'll go to the gym
What you're what?
Matt giving up on you
Don't say son you're nothing but a small fry fuck you buddy. I'm nothing but a small fry me in this chat making my world dry
What is this tweet, dude? What? What? What? I'm not addicted to food. Dude, this is quite
literally a picture from a year ago. This is literally from a year ago, from two years ago.
I will say, yes, I used to be addicted to food. I used to have a serious food addiction.
That's a real thing.
That's a real thing.
It's a real sickness.
Having a food addiction is a real thing.
There are truly people out there who have a sickness
where they have a food addiction, okay?
And there's no reason to put those people down
and to make those people feel like they're less
than other people.
It's a real thing.
It's a disease, it's a sickness, it's a food addiction.
And I'm one of those people who used
to have a food addiction.
If I'm hungry, I eat food.
If I was happy,
celebrate with food if I was sad I would eat food if I was stressed I would eat
food if I was bored I would eat food it's a real thing good truly is it truly
is a real thing
now I'm done talking about this I'm done talking about this because I don't
have to prove anything to y'all I don't have to prove anything to y'all
because at the end of the day, at the end of the day I am going to let the work speak
for itself. That's all. Simple as that. Simple as that. But anyways, anyways, anyways, I'm
not talking about my diet, I'm not talking about that. How are y'all doing, bro?
How are you guys doing on this fine Thursday? Huh? Is everybody having a good Thursday?
Good, good, better than, better than you, all right?
I'm in Austin for work, but I live in Houston.
Oh, that's what's up.
That's what's up, bro.
That's what's up.
Shout out to Autohustinians, man.
Autohustinians.
Shout out to them.
But today, guys, today is going to be a fun day, okay?
I'm going to be honest with y'all.
I'm really tired.
This tour is actually making me extremely, extremely tired.
Now, I don't know why I'm so tired.
I don't know why I'm so, don't say, uh.
How can you sit there and say, uh?
I have, you guys realize that I have traveled at five a.m.
Three out of the last eight days
so I could still go live off barely any sleep.
You guys realize that, right?
It's very, I feel like y'all should be so grateful.
Like straight up, being honest, y'all should actually be so grateful.
I'm not kidding.
Y'all should be grateful.
Because a lot of people would take a travel day off, oh, no, no, no, no, not me.
Ever since this tour started on the 18th, I have been live every single day.
Not missed a day.
Every day I've been live.
If I had a travel day where I traveled five hour on a flight,
still went live.
No nap, no sleep, still went live.
And that right there, that's just shows
that I'm really dedicated, bro.
Here, take your W.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm not asking for a W.
I'm not asking for a W.
I'm just asking for a little like,
like a little credit, like, like,
you know what, Lacey, you're right.
You're right.
That's all I'm asking.
You've been to four parties in one game. Nice tour, fat ass. Okay. Okay. So, I'm
going to explain to you all why that is. I've already explained it three times. Well,
because y'all want to keep commenting on it. Now I'm going to talk about it again.
Now I'm going to talk about it again. It's not a party tour. I'm not on a
spring break tour. I'm on a fucking March Madness tour. And now, because y'all want to keep talking
shit, I'm gonna talk about it again. Round of 64, the games were split into 10 different cities.
I can only be in one city at a time, and I went to almost every game that was there.
Now that we're in the sweet 16, I'm gonna be going to a lot more games. I'm going to
two games tonight. Tonight we are going to two games. We are going to the Iowa vs Kentucky
game. And then after that, I'm going to Houston versus Illinois. So I'm going to two games tonight.
Now it could be it could be a good night or it could be a bad night because yes,
I'm placing bets. Yes, I'm placing I'm placing bets on the game. Yes. Okay, I am. I don't care.
I'm placing bets. So if they win, I'll be happy if they lose. It'll probably lose my
fucking nice. All right, but uh wait Iowa plays Kentucky right? Or no wait Iowa yeah I'm pretty
sure they play Kentucky no Iowa versus Kentucky. Oh it's Nebraska. Is Nebraska in Kentucky?
But yes, as now because we are in the sweet 16 and the lead eight, I'm going to start going to all the games.
So I'm going to both sweet 16 games tonight.
And then I'm also going to the elite eight games on the 28th with sketch.
And then after that, I'm flying to Indianapolis for the final four.
Well, then we have a marathon. Yeah, we have. Oh my God.
Y'all not go live, bro. You guys should get on your knees and blow me.
Actually, y'all should actually get on your knees.
Put your hair back and blow me.
If, obviously, only people who are above the age of 20,
obviously, obviously, obviously,
dudes on a March Madness Tour
doesn't even know what teams are still in.
Okay, maybe that's because the last three days
there hasn't been any games,
So I've been focused on actual content in spring break.
All right.
Yes, I did have a little,
you know what, now that we're being honest with each other,
I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
I did have a little phase where I got a little carried away
with being in Miami during spring break.
Okay.
I'll admit it, I did.
I was in Miami during spring break,
a lot of parties, a lot of yachts, a lot of alcohol.
So, you know, I drank twice while I was there,
but starting today, there's no more alcohol.
It's all good because there's no more alcohol
starting today.
So you don't even have to worry about that anymore.
Yo, am I peeling?
I see something in my, like,
spring break at 23, get help.
You guys just say anything, don't you y'all dead ass just say anything
average age of
Why am I on y'all do you why are you on y'all?
How am I still on your hood?
age of spring break. Typical age for spring break is 18 to 24 years old. See? It's normal.
It's literally normal for me to be partying at spring break.
ideally 20 to ideal age is 20 to 21.
Okay, but you could see mid to late 20s is normal.
Yo, okay, so let me ask you guys a question.
Do you think people go to spring break to party at 19 to 20?
They can't even drink dumb fuck. They can't even fucking drink you fucking Targs
23 is literally the perfect spring break age
23 is the perfect spring break age. I don't care what you said
I'm the perfect spring break age
Why don't you bet on the Brazil and France match
That today who plays who plays who plays who plays who plays in Brazil
Go watch Ron. He's hating on you
Mr.. Beast replied and said want me to trap you in a circle
I don't need to be trapped in a circle to lose weight.
I'm getting treated like a test subject, dude.
I don't need to be trapped in a circle to lose weight.
I'm gonna do it.
No.
Yo, Mr. Beast, how about, yo, everybody,
all these influencers, raw on speed.
Mr. Beast are in these comments,
not believing in me talking shit.
How about you all put your money where your mouth is?
Let's make a bet then, come on.
Everybody, yo, everybody's doubting me, everyone.
Yo, the face down.
Face down.
I don't see a Mr. Beast in your context.
Oh, nice he blocked me.
Watch this.
Yo, Jimmy!
What up?
Hey, I'm on stream right now and I saw you reply to my tweet about me losing weight that you're going to trap me in a circle.
in a circle? I mean, I just saw that speed, you know, clapped at you and you seem to want some help. So, yeah, I mean, I can put you in a circle if that's easier.
So you think I have to go in a circle? It's a losing game.
I don't know. I just don't get seen you make those tweets like five or six times. I was just offering to help. I mean, you don't need to be in a circle, but I mean, I got one. I got a gym in it.
How long would I have to be there?
Well, we try to, when we do these videos, make it where people lose weight safely.
So he said he wanted to lose 25 pounds, so he'd probably lose at most like 2 and a half
pounds a week.
So, 10 weeks.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to let you know about that, Mr. Reeves.
I'll let you know.
Okay.
Thanks.
Whenever you want to get trapped in a circle, just hit me up.
Okay.
Thanks, Jimmy.
No problem.
Have a good one.
I don't need to be in a circle to lose weight.
I don't need to be trapped in a circle to lose weight.
I can do this in the real world.
I can do this here.
No, yes you do.
No, I don't.
I'm not even that fat.
Are you going to jump?
Huh?
Jump.
Why jump?
Jump.
Brother, I'm not even that fat.
Jack, I don't need to be in a circle to lose weight.
I was just jumpin'.
Nothing's gonna happen if I jump.
Pull on the block, bro.
The camera's fucking frozen.
What just happened?!
Oh my god, Drew, the cameras broke!
Bro.
Dude.
Fucking earthquake.
Bro took a step and broke the camera.
Yo, my camera's broken, Drew.
How did I break the camera nice now? Oh here I am I'm back. I was black for a sec. I felt that from here
You need to spell here, right?
That's here
I'm gonna be honest. I don't like how people just doubt me and doubt me and doubt no one believes it either anybody that believes in me
Is there anybody that believes in me?
No one believes in me.
And all that means I have to prove everybody wrong.
And then I start people AIing me as a whale.
It's not even funny anymore.
not even funny anymore let's go through some reaction bro salt and pepper
I don't know what's wrong with this one, but I don't know what's wrong with this one, but yeah, it feels so good.
Aw, look at my little...
Aw, look at my little...
Look at my little, man.
Chow, we'll say this.
Me and Silky talked last night.
We are officially in the process, put on the gas of getting a Miami penthouse.
All right.
We're looking at penthouses where we might have a sponsor that's going to just pay for
the penthouse and we'll be able to go down there or whatever.
So we might have a sponsor for it, but if not, we're probably going to get something
a little smaller, but we are in a process of in Miami
getting a crib and being able to be out there
whenever we want.
And also it'll have extra rooms too.
So like if any other guys wanna come out,
we'll have extra stream setups for them.
Aiden, thank you for the big 10 gifted.
Thank you for the 10, man.
Thank you for the 10.
W10 in the chat.
W10.
You had a sponsor for your last house, and look how that worked out.
Say goodbye
You know you can't come home at night
W.E.D.X. W.E.D.X. Hey Nick, hope you're having an amazing, great day.
I woke up on the right side of the bed today and made a beautiful song about the first time Marlon met you.
Coffee tastes like gasoline
The bitch had a date
What the fuck is this, son?
Generally what is this?
Can I post a quick sag farm since I miss all the boys streaming together?
Well done
Get me with the wings
Well done
This is the city
And I know you can do it
You can't be mad
You can't be mad
You can't be mad
I don't get what you said
You can't be mad
You can't be mad
You can't be mad
You guys realize we still all live together, right?
We still all live together and we're getting a new house soon together.
Make a new group.
Bro, here's the issue with the new group, dude.
I'm gonna be completely honest.
Like, we need a name.
We need a name that just flows and that's natural.
And every time I ask y'all for it, like, give me some names y'all think would be the
Estrogen Boys, Gaze, BBL, The Chuds, The Chuds,
the bang bros, the moggers, like three normals, one fact, like what are these like something
is what I'm saying, bro is like, y'all never give anything like an actual name.
The sassy boys, why would we go around calling ourselves the sassy boys?
I'm talking about this is quite literally exactly what I'm talking about y'all are no help
when I say yo what should our new group may be there's not a single thing that comes to
your guy's mind that could actually be kind of tough like look at these names look at these
names the afterlife the peace see I'm genuinely curious wait
Hold on, MTB?
Okay, this is actually the only real one that I've seen.
It's the only real one that I've seen.
STD.
What?
Okay, what?
Like what do you what is STD?
BTD brothers till death, okay, not a bad shout not the best one but
The backyard boys
Are we making a fortnight clamor? Here's what I'll understand. Here's what I'll understand.
When they first made the name phase, like that was not a cool word. It was not cool until phase became phase, you know what I'm saying?
B, B, 4L, Butt Muddies for Life, O, B, C, D, White A, M, P, F, O, B, Fat or Black,
TRB, the redacted boys, what does that even mean, though?
What is the TRL, the real ones, choud gang, the Beatles, like you guys are actually zero
like legitimately zero help.
What is that? Yo, who's getting fucked out? Who's getting shot up outside?
STD, stand today. Why would I make it that bro? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. See, this is what I mean, bro.
I mean by y'all just have zero health y'all there's zero help zero help
Here we go back to the thread back to the thread dude
Lacey before fame
Ooh, ay, ay, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Same haircut.
Nearest to say I keep on check.
She was a bad, bad, never the last.
Calling it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck.
Crash out my place, baby, you're a wreck.
Nearest to say I keep on check.
She was a bad, bad, never the last, calling it quits now, baby, I'm a rat, crashed at my place, baby, you're a rat,
sneaking in a bad way, losing your grip, screaming at my f-
Is that your little brother?
No, it's not my little brother.
Like, you took a picture of me mid-bite, putting the fucking ass I eat in my mouth.
You're just a- stop sexualizing me.
Reasons why I should have VIP aura handsome. Oh gee active other reasons. I can't think of that's why you're not
Yo, I dead ass need someone to make me this
Dude, I need to hire a private chef to make me food like this
Facts or no
Veggies rice and chicken
You have a girlfriend?
FaceTime Darla.
I guess Darla can cook this.
It looks simple as fuck.
You don't need a private chef.
Wow, cause she's a woman.
Yeah.
Hello?
Hey, I'm on stream.
I have a question real quick.
What's up?
Do you think you can cook this?
I'm sorry, your camera's still blurry.
Do you think you can cook this?
I can't see.
Your camera's blurry.
Your camera is blurry.
Send me a picture.
Okay.
Your like connection is horrible.
It says you, okay.
Alright, I'll send you a picture. Love you, bye.
That's a muck of law.
Like listen bro, I love Darla.
I really do.
But I just feel like if I had her cooking me meal prep foods,
I'd be basically eating dog food.
I'm just being honest.
Like she makes a good steak, but like when it comes to chicken and rice and like
Vegetables, I feel like I'm just gonna be eating dog food, bro
Like I feel like I feel it would just it would take I don't know how to explain it
And trust me it does work with steak, but it was the moment that Darla told me and I quote
This is what she said she said
All you need to have a good steak is season it with salt and pepper
That's true. That is true. But if you hand me over a bowl of chicken and rice with vegetables
and all the chicken and seasoning with this salt and pepper, I might as well go to f**king
pet express and get a bag of dog food. Just be honest. Just be honest, bro. Why would
Somebody bet you you fat sack of shit, of course, you're gonna get down to 175
You're using a peptide to cheat yourself. It's free money for yourself. You're not actually doing anything. You're just cheating
So I
Don't know if you're an 11 year old kid
Or if you wear a helmet to school
First of all, this is not actually me in the picture.
This is very clear that it's photoshopped.
My nose is not that big and I do not have a triple chin.
That's number one.
Number two is,
Retta isn't a fucking magic weight loss drug.
You don't take Retta and immediately you just start melting fat off your body.
That's not how it works.
You still have to actually put the work in, buddy boy.
You still have to actually put the work in,
it's not just a magic it's not just some magic bullshit I'm still gonna be
putting the working I don't know why this one full screen you are fat I promise
you're getting really skinny I can see the progress already don't let the
haters get to you thank you would you go to a baseball game on stream or does
baseball not interest you. Um, honestly, can we all like baseball? I'm not out of all the
sports growing up that I played and watched. Baseball was not one of them. I don't know
I don't know why I just never really had like a crazy interest in baseball and never it never really like appealed to me
I don't know why I think baseball is is you know it's definitely I feel like it's just for certain people you know what I mean
It's boring to watch yeah I don't know I just don't really talk about baseball that much
But we are in the need of a frescoability, someone say acrobatic ability.
I've seen this hand do a butt spooking.
Oh no.
I forgot to give him a laces.
So what?
Smart.
Weird choosing.
The R pick is the flicks.
Yeah.
The biggest pick.
Hey, they're not gonna regret this pic!
Wait, this guy steal Layla's edit?
Vaz X.
Yo, oh, he stole Layla's edit?
That's her tick-tock name. Oh, I didn't know that
So I bet I promise y'all are not gonna regret that pic I
Know yeah, I know I know I gotta gain some weight. I know I know I know I know
Did you in diamond squash your beef? No, we did not squash our meat for a fuck diamond
Did she stop talking about me like at all throughout this night?
Was she just talking about me for four hours straight?
You control your ball, bro.
Darla's friend in pain?
Darla's friend is pain.
Wait, what happened?
I don't understand. She was hurt?
No one ever says, oh that girl's in pain and that means that they're bad.
You just made some bullshit up
It's not over yet
I love my girls. I just didn't want to get involved.
I love to go on.
Look, she's like, oh my god. Why is everything about diamond?
I'm no longer going to stream with Lacey.
I feel like, you know, people are hitting me up.
Like, how much did Lacey pay you?
Nothing. Nothing.
He just came on there and used me for clout and I'm a bitch.
You were fake as fuck to me, bitch.
You want to make fun of me
For having cricket wireless girl you haven't been popping since the fucking renegade was a trend like I did not want to hear it like
You think what is cricket wireless? What is she even talking about your fucking Charlie D'Amelio walking up in this bitch?
Like you're better than everybody then why come for me for having cricket wireless that you don't even got two phones
Like that's crazy in this industry, baby
I got an iPhone 14 Pro Max fucking top to your gigabyte and a Samsung galaxy s25 Ultra
We are not in the same league, hoe.
Any hoe.
I'm just like really hurt by how Lacey treated me.
I felt like he had me on that boat to come up and bully me.
And I don't think I'm going to be sure
we're Lacey anymore, guys.
I mean, please don't, Diamond, please.
Everybody, the whole chat agrees
that Lacey just has me on there to make fun of me.
And it's not cute.
Like, and then when I confront you to your face,
you run away from your problems, which is crazy,
because you can't even run that fast because you're big.
I'm big.
Thanks so much, hey, over this Benadon situation.
Okay, yes, he said my legs look purple.
Purple means royalty, baby.
I was not offended in any way.
Honestly, it felt kinda-
Now she's beefing with Benadon too?
What did Ben do?
What did Ben do?
I literally don't know why I'm getting so much,
hey, over this Benadon situation.
Okay, yes, he said my legs look purple.
Purple means royalty, baby.
I was not offended in any way honestly it felt kind of flirtatious to me and if we really want to get technical about it
I'm not going to throw any any one of the bus name no names
But Brayden told me to go shoot my shot at Ben
Brayden told me I need to get my plow up Brayden told me that Ben wanted me and that Ben could get me closer to drape
And I need to go shoot my shot at Ben
So I thought Ben was playing hard to get at the end of the day. It doesn't matter. Stop talking about me haters
You guys need to get a job
Okay, McDonald's is hiring $17 an hour.
Stop talking about me in the comments
and let's just say I'm pretty cute, Diamond.
Where'd you get that purse?
Where'd you get that outfit?
Stop talking about me.
You're not gonna lie.
I might have to get Diamond
as the next fighter on brand risk.
I might have to.
I might actually ask Aiden
if I can have a fighter on next brand risk
in a female fight and pick Diamond
just so I can sit ringside
and watch her get her ass kicked.
I'm not even kidding.
Like I can't do it myself.
So I'm gonna put her in the ring
So some so female to kick her ass.
She just never stops talking.
Stop.
And another thing I want to address,
Drusky.
No, I am not the actress in that new Drusky video.
That's not me, okay?
I don't fuck with Drusky, baby.
After your producers played me dirt.
Your producers did me so dirt, bro.
After auditions, I'm sitting out there starving,
hungry, sweating.
Your producers there and get at me
in a Domino's Pizza.
Why would I fuck with you?
Why would I fuck with you?
Aw, I bet Drew Ski's so fucking mad.
Oh my God, bro, it's just like, it just never ends.
It just never ends with Diamond.
It truly does it.
W Duo, young LA?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Yo, new is generally as in mania, maybe you're trapped baby, let's get it!
Wait, I thought I didn't have a whole like announcement video of me, uh, modeling.
They didn't put, they didn't, they didn't want me to model any of the clothes.
Get a whole photo shoot in the clothes!
We they didn't have me model at all
Like they had me take a picture with the Lambo, but I didn't like get a whole photo shoot and they never asked me
Wait, how come they never asked me to be called Joe
Calling Joe
Seriously Joe, seriously Joe, you said I'll call you in a sec.
We got to do this support.
Your manager's airing you?
It's fine.
This is important.
He said, I'm on a call one sec.
I want to talk to the young LA owner.
I want to talk to him because this shit is dead not cool bruh.
Out of all the clothes Young LA has sent me they haven't sent me any compression shirts.
Unless maybe this is a new line they're dropping?
Maybe this is like the athlete line?
You're like in the career line?
Oh no, I'm a young LA athlete.
Yeah, they just sent me loose T's, like oversized T-shirts and hoodies.
I never got a compression shirt.
You're the plus size model?
I'm not the plus size model of young L.A. son, it's not me, you're the wrong dude.
Wrong dude, wrong dude. What's a bully? Who just called me a bully? All of Lacy's edits have
nothing to do with him looking good.
Why didn't you edit Silky to make Silky look fat?
How come Silky didn't get edited to be overweight?
But you just edit me to make me look fat,
but you don't edit Silky at all to make him look fat, huh?
Huh? How come?
A little lay back in 1945.
Okay.
What is it?
What is this?
Actually what is this?
a rage when the Reda takes over and the monster comes out.
Is this a fucking movie?
Like, it's like a movie trailer?
W Lacey.
Thank you for putting W here, bro.
Lacey, let the haters speak and prove them wrong.
You're looking hella fine at the moment.
I'm looking to start streaming and saving up for a PC.
I only need $500.
Any chance you could slide a true thug
to help me start streaming?
You're my idol.
It's not a paid chatter.
Don't be, we're not buying him shit.
All right, Chad, do y'all want me to react to this video?
I feel like I should react to this.
Should I react to this?
Inside Lacey's $10 million private streamer mansion.
Hey Joe, call me back.
Hey Joe.
Hey, I'm on stream, quick question.
Um, so I see, I'm seeing an announcement video here,
Marlon signed the young LA.
Yeah.
I was wondering, they had him do like a whole,
a full on photo shoot in the compression shirts.
Yeah.
Was wondering how come they haven't even sent me
a compression shirt or anything.
Like I didn't even get a compression shirt.
They want to do maybe a photo shoot
with me in the compression shirts.
Um, I know they send you everything in the collection.
Yeah, but like it's been like hoodies
and like sweat pants.
But I was wondering, like, do you think maybe they'd
want to do me in the compression shirt?
I can certainly ask them.
I think every new collection they come out with, they send you
boxes and stuff.
I'm sure they're in there.
No, yeah, I know.
But I'm just seeing, like, Marlon had full-on cameras,
taking pictures of him in the gym flexing
with a compression shirt on.
It looks really tight, and like, you can see his body.
So I'm saying, like, maybe they
want to get me up in their necks
in the photo shoot room with the compression shirts?
I love it, yeah, let's make it happen.
I'll shoot the guy in the text and see what they can do it.
Okay, sounds good, thank you.
All right, all right.
Bye.
We don't wanna see that.
Their sales are gonna crash.
Why do you think you look away you don't?
What does that even mean?
I look away, I don't.
I actually don't even know what that means.
You should model?
I've been saying that.
All right, do I watch this video or no?
No.
No.
No, Lace.
No.
We good.
I will say it's a great video I've already we already watched it so y'all all
Type me if you watch this video already
Oh shit
Oh, you guys already watched it. Oh cool, okay
All right, well then I guess we won't watch it but anybody wants to watch it. It's a good video. It's basically a video about my life, dude
Watching Lacey off stream makes me realize how smart all these guys are. They're so grounded and know what they want in the future
Thanks for giving us this perspective
Okay, I can do one of two things chat I can watch this video or I can place my bet for tonight
Let me know. Let me know what y'all want. Let me know what y'all want.
Place your bet. Okay, fuck it. Hey, can y'all tell me who, can y'all tell me who's
gonna win? Can you guys tell me who's gonna win at least?
I don't need quick chat, I just need to put my parlay in for the night.
Alright.
Nebraska?
Y'all think Nebraska wins?
Do you see what's on my fucking chest?
Fuck no, I'm not going with no Nebraska.
not going to Nebraska. Also, we did get a we did get a sponsor for the March Madness
Tour chat. We did get a sponsor for the March Madness Tour. So, they saw the first games
they were like, hey, we want to sponsor the rest of the tour. I was like bet, let's do
it. Let's do it. But I don't know if this was a bad decision or a good decision. Let
me know. But I decided to take the money that they were going to pay me and have
and put it in my account to bet with. Now this is where an addiction starts to get a little out of
hand because yeah so um just take the money no no no no that's that's no fun that's no fun
I'm on a March Madness tour so if they give me money can you say sponsor oh yeah yeah I'm
I'm about to make, I'm about to place a picture right now.
I'm about to place a picture right now.
Um, basic, that's some pussy shit.
Okay, basically every game,
I get $10,000 to bet with, not bad, right?
Not bad, not bad at all.
Not bad at all, not bad at all.
Now, could I be smart and cash out?
Yes, I could, I could be smart
and be like, hey, I'm gonna take some money,
But I'm a degenerate and I'm an addict, all right?
So I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
Instead, I'm gonna place bets.
And you guys wanna see my recent bets?
It's not looking good, Chad.
It's not looking good out here.
Yesterday, $200 lost.
I won this one, four-pick parlay, $1,000 lost.
Just like that, warrior spread lost.
Day before, I have $3,000 on Iowa at the moment.
Day before that, Cavaliers money line, $1,500 lost.
It's not, ah!
But it's okay because we are going
to the in-person games today.
It's not a Lacey curse.
We're going to the in-person games today.
And I need to know what do y'all think happens
with the Iowa versus Nebraska game?
What do you guys think happens?
No, I'm not going to the nosebleeds.
I personally think Iowa wins this game.
I truly, truly, truly think Iowa wins this game.
I don't think Nebraska wins.
I've said, wait, the game's in 20 minutes?
4.30 p.m.
Look above.
Oh, two hours.
Oh, I think my PC's still on LA time.
Never, never, never.
So, I already have $3,000 on Iowa.
Okay?
So, I think I'm just going to put a parlay in now.
I think I'm going to do Iowa Moneyline.
I'm gonna do I
Think it goes over
But I don't I don't know if it goes. I'm gonna do over over 125. I'm gonna buy some points do over 125. Okay
Okay, now are there any player props that y'all think I should go with I really want to go with sturks
Sturks, Sturks is 19 and a half.
Does Sturks go over 20?
Does he or not?
Over 12, I'm not doing over 12.
I think I got over 17 and a half on Sturks here.
And I think we call this a day now, how much do I put on this a thousand?
A thousand to win thirty eight hundred that's not bad at all chat. That's actually not bad at all
I'm not putting all 10k on it. Yo, do you guys think I'm stupid? I already have three bands on Iowa
Fuck it, I'll put two bands on it, I'll put two bands on it, I'll put two bands on it,
okay?
I'll put two bands, which means I have, which means I have 5K on this game already.
My gut's telling me not to do this, my gut's telling me to go 14 and a half, two bands,
to win 6,600.
Do 2,500?
I'm gonna be sick if this loses though.
I'm gonna be sick if this loses.
I'm going to do 2000, I'm going to do 2000, I'm not letting you guys be bad influences
on me.
Okay, okay, there we go.
Is Drew tailing you?
I'm not going to lie, Drew, you got to put some money on the game too just so we can
both be into it, facts.
I'm doing a bet for the Iowa game and then I'm doing a bet for the Illinois Houston game now chat. This game right here. This game scares me. I'm not kidding. This game genuinely scares me. I don't know who wins this game. I don't know who wins this game.
I want to go with Houston and the reason I want to go with Houston is because they're
just a better all-around team.
That's the reason I want to go with Houston.
So I think I'm going to go Houston.
Now how much do I go Houston?
Do I put 5K on Houston?
5K on Houston locked and then I'll run a parlay as well.
Houston minus, you know what?
I'm just going to keep Houston money line, okay?
Chad, does this game go over under?
Does this game go over under?
Oh, it's 250-50.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
this. All right. Who is Houston's best player? It's a defensive game. It's going to go under.
All right. I'll bet the under. I'll bet the under. I'll bet the under. I'll bet the under. I'll
with under points, and the lines, all totals, here we go.
Maybe under like, like maybe like under 145?
Under 148 seems safe, it seems very, very safe.
Seems very, very safe.
Okay, now is there a player prop
that y'all know is gonna hit tonight?
I need y'all to cook for me right now.
sharp points. Sharp over 11 and a half. Does he smack that Cheddar? No. We're nine and a
Yo, thanks for the raid. Thanks for the six viewer raid, bro.
Acuff Jr. for 25.
I don't even see Acuff on here with the points.
I don't even see him.
Made threes. Sharp over one and a half, over two and a half.
Wait, is Sharp a shooter like that? Yo, Pat Maroon, thanks for the five giftee.
W5, SNAC rebounds, okay, and we can look at that, SNAC, over 6.5 rebounds, okay, and
then we'll do, I think we do sharp over 9.5 points.
Houston Moneyline, another 1,000 to win 3.2K, not bad at all, we'll place it, okay,
Okay, this is getting a little scary here that's a NHL player. Oh nice fucking
sellouts in the chat dude and then you have to head you know you have to double
down if you have a perfect night I owe a money line Houston money line parlay it
This is if we have a perfect night chat.
If we have a perfect night, you're betting money on Iowa.
That's crazy.
Oh, is it crazy?
Is it crazy?
Is it crazy?
Is it really that crazy?
Betting money on Iowa?
Brother, Iowa's putting belt to ass.
I gave my sack here and said I was going to win and y'all I told y'all I always go into the final four and you all looked
Me like I was fucking crazy you looked me like I was fucking insane
This is just a let down spot for them. I don't care. Now who's playing? Where's that Brazil
France game? Where's that Brazil France game? I'm about to, is that La Liga? EPL? What is that?
I'm about to put money on that, fuck it.
What is that?
I don't see it.
I don't see it, it's the friendlies?
What does that even mean, the friendlies?
It's a meaningless and international friendly match, so why would I care?
If it's a friendly match and they don't care about winning why would I put money on this?
Just to do it yeah, I'm not doing it just to do it, bro. You guys are bad fucking influences
You guys are horrible influences. Fuck you. You guys are terrible influences
All right, so how much money do I have total on the games tonight?
How much money do I have total on a game tonight?
Is it a lot?
OK, $500, $1500.
That's $6,500.
$8,500.
$9,000.
Oh, well, I have 12,000 on the game tonight.
I hope you didn't bet on Iowa.
I hope you did bet on Iowa.
Wait, Chad, did you guys know this?
Chad, did y'all know that if you on Twitch, it's 35% off subs?
Wait, is he?
We good, bro?
No, no, no, I'm just saying, just look.
Is that how that works?
If you give subs for them, it's 35% off for you.
So if I give you guys five subs,
it's 35% off subs for me.
So now it's 35% off for me.
W5. Okay. Wait, can somebody test it out? Can someone test it out to see if it's 35% off?
No? Can someone test it out? No. Gift five again, it's glitched. It says it. You have
to test it again. No, I don't have to test it. You guys have to test it to make sure
it works. Aiden, thank you so much for the five gifted W. Aiden. Wait, Aiden, can you
confirm if that worked? Can you confirm Aiden?
Come over whenever you're horny. All right. All right, Chad, how long do we have
until the Illinois game. How long do I have till this Illinois game? Two hours, okay.
Two hours until my Illinois game. Now there's a few things I could do here. A few things
I could do here. Number one, I could go to the bar. I could go to the bar. I know y'all
are saying, alcoholic, I'm not going to drink alcohol at the bar. First off, I want to let
y'all know if I do go to the bar, I'm not going to, no, not of course. I'm not going
to drink alcohol at the bar. I quit alcohol. I told you that. I actually quit alcohol.
So why would you go to the bar then?
Because?
Because I would, like, there's probably a bunch of Houston fans there and shit.
I'm not going to drink alcohol at the bar.
I would just go for the vibes.
This is why you need me try that never mind not going to the bar not going to the bar not going to the bar
I'm not even guys act like I'm like someone who gets lit at the bar anyways. I don't even get lit at the bar
That's not even ate it with the 10 gifted
Intuck a steam with the five gifted. Thank y'all for the subs man. Thank y'all for the subs dude
Appreciate the subs from y'all man
I
Just have two hours till this game starts so I'm asking you guys what you want me to do until then
Yeah
You
Okay, personally what bet should drew tail so I think you should tail I owe a money line
No, it's a parlay. Iowa Moneyline and Sturz. Sturz, he's the point guard for Iowa. He's
had one of the best March Madnesses so far. Bennett Sturz. Bennett Sturz, yes. Sturz over,
what's his line? 11.5? If you go with the alt line? It says over 19.5. No, no, no, no.
You can adjust it. Let me see. I can do 9.5. 11.5. Sturz over 11.5 points. That's
Yep, and just put money on that. I want money like that one. I did
Bad I'm telling Drew you got to tell me bro. I'm not a person anymore. I'm not a curse. I'm a car. I'm a car
Huh
You need to trust me, right?
Why are you making a face?
You're just about 500, bro.
That's it. That's it.
That's it.
We have a lot of large madness games.
Make it a thousand.
Bro, I'm confident in Iowa.
I'm deadass confident in Iowa.
I'm telling you.
Shat facts or no.
Iowa's going to win.
I was winning the same GG minus a thousand
Bro, are you sure?
All right, do 500
Okay, that's a good bet. That's a great bet
Okay, and now you want the one for Houston mistake 450
Yeah.
Alright.
450 bucks I guess.
Okay.
And then for Houston,
here's what you're gonna do.
Okay, here's what you're gonna do for Houston, right?
You're gonna go Houston Moneyline, alright?
Chad, I'm help.
Can I get a WLAC in the chat?
I'm helping Drew make money right now.
This is actually so good.
Wait, wait, for two consumers per view?
Texas risk per view?
Oh, no, no, no.
Houston versus Illinois.
Okay.
Moneyline?
Yes, Houston Moneyline.
Okay.
And then you're gonna do a manual sharp
over nine and a half points.
That's it.
Yup.
Well, I have Chris Sennac Jr. over six and a half rebounds
as well.
That's a lock?
Bro, every play I'm giving you right now is a lock.
Okay, so you're saying-
Name one time where my picks haven't been a lock.
With Chris Sennac-
I have real ball knowledge.
Real ball knowledge.
With Chris Sennac Jr. over what?
Six and a half rebounds.
Okay, bro.
I'm going to do another part of the cover.
Alright.
Okay.
Can you fucking raise my fucking limit, bro?
Nice, I could bet $350, bro.
Just do it.
Chad, Drew's not losing $1,000 tonight.
If we get ready to go, IRL.
Someone said that, wait, Chad, does Houston have a good mall?
Mall of Houston.
Go to the titty club, not I'm not going to a club
I'm not gonna be late to the game not gonna be late to the game the game starts yo
Rob's can you put a game starts logo at the bottom of the screen somewhere like very small go tailgate at the game
Is there a tailgate?
Is there a live tailgate at the game?
Go to the game you donut. Why would I go to the game right now?
Why would I go to the game when it starts in two hours?
Go to a tailgate. I don't think y'all understand. Nobody's tailgating at the game right now.
No one's going to be tailgating for the Iowa game.
No, I'm not in the nose, you were not in the nose please, right?
All right.
No, yeah, actually, I'm gonna ask you.
Like actual good seats.
That's relevant, but the NCAA,
they came up with that and they were like,
yeah, I'm sorry for the mistake
if you were being weird.
This time, in doubt, you have good tickets for real.
It's a little dumb.
Not caring.
We welcome all ticketmaster.
How much do we pay for our tickets?
I don't remember the number.
I don't know if they're,
they're two, okay, maybe.
But no, no, I think it's,
I think it was like 2.6.
Is there a three seats this time?
So you have some more space and you're not
pissing people off?
That's definitely close seats then.
Wait, can I go on like ticket master
and see where the seats are at?
Is it ticket master or sub hub?
Yeah, where do I go to see the seats?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know what I'm gonna say.
It's not how that works.
No, no, no, Iowa versus Nebraska tickets.
Seat geek.
Okay.
They start at $234.00, so we should have...
Ah!
Dude, I'm getting a virus.
All right, where are we?
Where are we?
Just tell me what section we're in.
Q. Can we even sit here?
Q. It's actually 112.
One 12.
One 12.
I'm all the way back here.
Bring me all the way back here.
We did it.
I'm all the way back here.
Yeah, but it's one on the road.
Yeah.
It's road five.
It's another road back.
So I'm up here. Yeah in the games right here
Wait, so I'm okay
Get court side chat they don't have court side in college. It's not MBA
They don't have court side in college. This is the closest to court side
You can get right here, but this is like on the ground. You can barely see the game
get 113 you're rich no I don't even think you can look they're all out you're
cooked your seats are ass
are my seats ass no they're not I'm right there I'm right in
these seats. That's nosebleeds. Are you retort not here? I'm up in this front row. I'm up
in this front row right here. You're a millionaire with no courtside, brother. It's not the
You cannot get courtside to college game. That's not how it works.
Go on view from my seat and search the arena.
Okay. View from my seat.
What's the arena called?
No, I'm talking to chat toy Yoda center view from my seat
Brother this is not what I want
It's called the Bofa arena, I guess that's what it's called
On the website, look up the venue.
OK, yeah, but this is a scam website.
You cannot tell me this is not a scam website.
Am I about to get a fucking virus?
Look at discord, okay.
I think I'm logging to jews discord though.
On this laptop.
Why what happens if I show your discord?
No this website is good.
I used it before.
Clearly not very good you dumb fuck.
It's clearly not very good, bro.
What is this?
Do I copy Pace's link?
All right, chat.
Whoa.
So I'm right here hold on wait is a fire view I'm right here F
Hold up.
Yo, why are y'all saying made an ass?
You are at the game.
You guys aren't at the game.
You can't even see the game from my stream.
This is literally just where I'm sitting.
You have millions of dollars get court side.
There is no court side at these games.
Look, you cannot sit on the court.
You cannot sit on the court.
This is the bench.
This is the scores, like scores and statistics table.
The closest you could sit is right here.
So get that.
No!
You clearly can't.
You can't.
So you're broke.
Uh, no.
Actually, yes, I am.
I am.
I am.
I am broke.
I can't afford.
I can't afford these seats.
I literally can't afford these seats.
I cannot afford these seats.
100, 130, I wonder how much these are.
So if my seats right here were $1,300 a ticket,
how much are these seats?
Oh, that's where the band sits?
Oh, that makes sense then.
Wait, am I going to be right behind the band?
They're going to be blowing trumpets and shit in my ears?
I sat behind the bands before, it's so loud.
That doesn't make sense because the music's going outwards and not toward us.
It's going to be the opposite.
Why do you see a face? That's true.
No, it's not.
So then how does everybody in now, Rina, hear the instruments?
It goes towards them.
We'll be behind them so it'll be quiet.
No, it won't because they have bands on both sides
I sat right where you're sitting before my ears were burned after three my ears were burned for three days after
What if the stream can't even hear me talk cuz the band
I don't think it will be.
Houston's band doesn't play.
Okay, Bet.
Bet.
Wait, so, Chad, does Houston have a big mall?
I saw somebody say go to the mall of Houston, because we got about an hour, we got about
an hour 20 minutes to kill before the game. It's ass go to Greens Point Mall.
Green's Point Mall Brother, this looks like the fucking hood,
dude.
This looks like a prison.
They call it guns point.
It's gonna take an hour to get to the arena.
No, it's not.
There's no way y'all want me to go to the arena right now.
The toy, it's called the Toyota center, right?
Toyota center right now, if we leave right now is.
Huh?
All right, let's say I leave for the thing at 530.
the game's at 630, right? So let's say I leave here at 545. It's not bad at all.
It's only like six miles, it's not even,
why are you making a face, there's not even,
there's no red, it's all blue.
No, there's a lot of red before.
Chad's actually not bad, it's only at 25 minute drive.
It's only at 25 minute drive.
So I could either stay here on desktop for another hour
or I can just go do some random shit like in Houston
until the game starts.
Well, let's just go over to something for the stadium.
Yeah, but I need a Houston native in the chat
to tell me where to go.
I see a Tesla supercharger spot.
I see a Home Depot, a Target.
I see a Chick-fil-A. I see a rodeo?
What is a rodeo?
Go to the Galleria Mall.
For what though?
I don't need to shop.
I don't need to shop, Chad.
I have no like the Galleria Mall.
What is here?
Hold on.
They have Balenci and Crone?
Wait, is that ice skating?
In the mall they have ice skating?
It's a ghetto mall.
You're going to get robbed.
All right, let me see how far the Galleria is compared to the stadium.
Galleria mall.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
It's a complete opposite way.
If you go to that mall, you dead ass need security.
No I don't.
I don't need security chat.
Let me ask my girl, hold on.
she has some good ideas. Hey sweet cheeks, I'm in Houston right now about to go to the
Toyota Center for a basketball game. What are some things around the Toyota Center that
I could do.
Uh, hello?
Hello?
Are you there?
Okay.
Um, uh, Grock, am I fucking muddied?
23 years of age, by the way. Shut up, bitch. Hello? Hey, Grock, it's Lacy here.
Hey, Lacy. What's up?
So I'm actually in the Houston area, and I'm going to the Toyota Center for a basketball
What are some other things around the arena that I could do?
Hey Houston vibes, let me grab some quick ideas around the arena
Hey Lacey Toyota centers right in the heart of downtown
Super easy to hop around before or after the game first off discovery green is literally steps away
It's this awesome 12 acre park with fountains art. Maybe some live music or food trucks if you're lucky
perfect for chilling
Cool, okay, let's go to that area then drew ready call it make you call Uber
Drew
Drew
Where the fuck did you just go?
I feel like my pimple is really ugly right now.
I feel like my pimple is really ugly.
Stop touching your, go to the gym.
I'm not going to get sweaty at the gym before a basketball game.
Go to post and have a yo-yo's hot dog.
Why are you linking me this?
Why are you linking me this?
What does it have to do with anything that I just said?
Why are you going to get food?
Maybe because being on a diet and getting my body right
doesn't involve just starving myself to death
and not eating food.
It's just about making the right choices
when it comes to food.
That's what it's about, making the right choices.
Drill!
Yeah, I'm ready to go
Let's get the phone sheet and then let's keep calling uber to
Call it uber. You don't fuck a cobra the stadium. Let's get there early. Let's get like around the stadium area early
Mr. Beast comments that I saw I saw I saw go troll and interview people outside the stadium wait
I'm going to wear khakis.
Oh yeah, check it out.
I'm going to fool all the Houston players and all the college players and I'm going
to act like I'm an NBA scout at the game.
Look, I even have like an NBA scout shirt.
I'm going to fool them all, bro.
I'm actually going to fool everybody.
They're going to think I'm a scout.
They're dead.
I'm going to think I'm a scout.
Look
Son they don't care about you
No, they're gonna care about me because they're gonna think that I'm a scout and you're gonna have to play harder because they see that I'm at the game
They're not gonna think that I'm sped
Wait, can I get kicked out for this?
How do I tell you NBA stouts don't show up with a giant camera and a ugly-ass camera man?
Uh, yeah, maybe if they're documenting their scouting they do.
Okay. Hold on, Jack.
Okay. Hold on, Jack.
Jack, are you not ready?
Why are you cleaning out a little bit?
Must.
Ha ha ha.
Bro, everybody's gonna be coming out to me.
Oh, you're a scout.
Yeah, a miscalculated rock eats, a miscalculated rock eats.
Oh, look at this player down here.
Look at this player down here.
All right, it's here in 9 minutes.
Come on!
Tell me the players aren't going to be fooled.
Tell me the players aren't going to be fooled.
Where are they going to let me get this clipboard in?
That's the only thing I don't know.
I don't see why not.
You're the least believable NBA star I've ever seen.
You could just say you're copying plays for your son's basketball team.
What? They're not letting you get a clipboard in your room?
I don't even know how to bring a clipboard.
Wait, where's your glasses?
What glasses?
Hey, what's your glasses on?
There you go. I'll call the phone right now.
They're going to be so fooled when the NBA scout has that big ass thugs tattoo.
I just can't ever win. I can't ever win.
You realize what I'm sitting there and the players were in Houston by the way where the Houston Rockets are and they see me with a
Rockets jersey on they're dead ass gonna think that I'm I'm a fucking Scout
Players aren't gonna be looking at the crowd
They're going to look and ask you a serious question. You're not going to know it. Ask
me any basketball question right now. I put it on God. I can answer it. Go ahead. Type
of random basketball question in the chat on God. I can answer it. You guys act like
I don't actually have ball knowledge.
I literally name
who's Iowa's starting center.
That's not a question that a scout would know.
Well, who are you scouting for, just anyone?
I'm scouting for the Rockets.
No, Bob, I'm saying like, any player,
or is there a specific player you want to look at?
See who I'm replacing?
Yeah, I'm going to look at Bennett-Sturz,
and I'm going to look at Bennett-Sturz.
That's my number one prospect.
Houston College basketball roster.
And I'm going to look at Bennett-Sturz,
And I'm going to look at Kingston Flemings.
I'm going to look at Kingston Flemings.
And Kristen Ack is very, very good for Houston as well.
Kristen Ack is very, very good for Houston.
And I'm going to look at Flemings.
I did not read that wait y'all I have an actual question who does a cuff play for
who does a who does a cuff Arkansas okay bet bet bet
A lot of money on the game tonight,
a lot of money on the game tonight, $12,000 bets.
I'm a casual, okay, I admit that though.
I admit that, like I admit that I'm not,
I'm a college basketball casual, I am, I know that.
That's a thing that I'm not scared to admit.
I'm a college basketball casual.
This is my first season ever watching March Madness.
This is my first season.
Did you show a chat about your issues?
No, I'm just posting them on Instagram.
They're on there.
Well, when it comes to actual basketball knowledge,
I have a lot of it.
Did you call Uber?
Yeah, it's pretty popular, too.
OK, but you want to get the shit ready?
The phone on the arrow?
All right, let's switch over.
I'll hold on to this one.
All right, Chad, I'm going to leave you guys with Drew for 30 seconds while I take a little
tinkle-tink, okay?
Drew, talk to them.
Chad, I'll take a little tinkle-tink.
I'll take a bathroom, but your Chad may be back.
We're up, world's weirdest bathroom.
Yeah, what?
Literally stairway into toilet.
I literally stare right in the toilet.
Yeah, they're probably hearing you.
Jack, you know he'll be pissing?
Not the piss, but like, can you guys hear me?
The piss is about to start flowing.
Just give me a sec here.
Oh, there it goes.
Oh, there it goes.
I don't know what it is, I think it's his house, I don't know what it is, I think it's his house,
for some reason when I walk, listen to how the footsteps sound.
It's like really loud.
Watch your hands, there's no sink in there, Jack.
It's just a toilet.
Not washing my hands.
This is a cheap Texas house?
All right, actual question,
how much y'all think this house costs in Texas?
No way this is cheap, it's three bedrooms, three floors, it has a pool, pool, hot tub.
It's so nice, Chad, this is the living room right here in this house, right?
Look, very spacious living room, you got the TV couch, fireplace.
No way this is 400K max.
You got a side chat, look.
A balcony and there's like a pool down there with a hot tub.
Nice little outside area.
They're saying 400 max.
This is not 400K.
There's no way.
Yo, move to the Texas, and we'll be...
Little check, come upstairs, look at this.
It's one bedroom, very nice sized bedroom.
It's not a pretty solid sized bedroom.
And this is the master, look at this.
I fixed that house's AC wall.
Look at this, big ass master bedroom, and look at the bathroom.
A little underground on my shelf.
Look at this, there's no way this house is 400K.
Can I close it?
Damn.
It's nice, it's not huge.
This is big.
He's arriving now, at least.
Okay.
So what do you think is up there?
Probably a headache?
You don't think there's like a secret, like,
giddy room up there?
No.
Set.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
It's not.
Oh, no, it's a good light, it's a, ooh.
It should be okay.
Maybe down a little bit.
Thank you.
So you say you're a limousine driver?
Who's the most famous person you've ever driven?
I'm not really getting the right answer, but I just want to say my name is James.
Oh, CIA.
Where's this?
All you do every day is drink, eat, gamble, and have sex, yeah, you're like, I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
your life is so hard and we're clean my leg was hard I just said I have to work
every day
you sure do a lot of sports content for someone who looks like that what does that
even mean
What does that mean?
For someone who looks like that.
Yo, I look fit.
Don't dirty, don't call me fat.
I look fit.
LA Fitness right there.
Just drove past it.
You tell me, you went to the jeffus warden?
No, I told him I didn't go to the jeffus warden.
How come?
because I don't think they tell them when I go to the gym.
I'll let the results speak for itself when it happens.
I don't need to tell them every time I go to the gym.
So it's today the official day of the walk-in.
They're gonna see when it happens that it's gonna happen.
I don't need to tell them,
hey guys, I went to the gym today.
That's just like, that's honestly big performative.
Oh, hey guys, I went to the gym today.
Like, I'm gonna just go for me and I'm gonna lock in
and do it when I wanna do it.
I'm not even gonna tell the stream when I go to the gym.
I'm just gonna do it, I'm just gonna do it.
So whatever you wanna do, I'm gonna jump.
Yeah.
All right.
Don't you miss a post?
You posted on Instagram?
I didn't post on Instagram.
Wait, what?
Oh, I posted this little video.
Just got out of the shower.
Taking a shit right away.
people might be the worst serious events that could be humanly possible. Take a fresh shower,
nice and clean. So, put still on your butt and then you're just gotta get rid of the toilet
and make it look like you all shit again. Where's my day? I know you all can relate to that. I know
you guys can relate to that. Shit after a shower hits, no it does not. It's like one of the
The worst things on the planet in existence is taking a shit right after the shower.
It's actually one of the worst things ever.
Because you just got clean, you just got out of the shower, you just got done clean your
butt, and then you gotta take a shit right away and dirty it up again.
You might be gay by letting water fuck you.
What?
I'm not a waffleshopper, but I'm not a waffleshopper.
But huh?
Just talking about with a badette?
Just shit in the shower.
No, I'm not waffleshopping in the shower.
That's disgusting.
That's even worse.
That's disgusting.
I don't even know what that is.
What a waffleshop?
Shit.
It's when you shit in the shower and stomp it out of your ear for it.
That's disgusting.
How?
I think we in hell.
That's not even that nasty.
We've all tried it at least once.
Why are you wearing a polo with the jersey over it?
Because I'm an undercover...
I'm an undercover rocket scout, buddy. Nobody knows.
Alright, just keep it beat, alright, son?
I'm a player, I'm playing.
Huh?
I'm a player, I'm playing.
Right now?
Yeah.
She's playing much better than I am now.
No, she's in the WMPA now.
Chaddy, you guys think Kaelin Clark's good enough to be on the NBA team?
So, you know the Kaylin Clark is, alright, who wins in a 1v1?
Kaylin Clark or... or Brony?
Okay?
What the fuck?
What have you got big ass heads?
Alright Kaylin Clark or... or Dylan Brooks?
Okay, okay, what about this Caitlin Clark verse the number one high school prospect in the world
Okay, who is the number one NBA high school prospect?
AJ DeBansa?
He's not in high school though
All right chat who wins in a 1v1 Katelyn Clark or Tyran Stokes
Stokes?
There's no way, bruh.
Chad, who's a player?
It was like a meme a couple of months ago.
She's like, we're from the W.
We're from the W?
Yeah, when they tried again in the club and they got denied it.
She's like, but we're from the W.
Who is that?
No, how do you get sick every time we travel, bro?
And then you end up getting me sick?
They've been in fucking 10 different states in the past 10 years.
I know, but now I'm going to get sick because you're sick.
Like, I beat it, but now I'm going to get sick because of you.
It was bound to happen, bro.
Let's be real.
I know, but you've got a higher, higher immune system.
Hold on, no, I guess Darla wasn't sick in Miami fucking three days ago?
She wasn't, she had allergies.
Oh, she had allergies.
She's fine now.
She was literally coughing.
Take a trip to WA and see Stokes.
He eats candy all day.
That ass?
Who?
He eats candy every day.
Who?
Stokes?
They're talking about you.
Uh-oh.
Why did you get excited about another guy eating candy all day?
Well, if you do collab, like a candy muckbang, a candy muckbang would be tough.
You know what it is?
You know what it is, Drew?
What?
It's you always pee, pick your nose, pick your butt and never wash your hands.
You do that.
Exactly.
So how don't I get sick?
Bro, I don't know.
I have a feeling you're gonna wake up at the B6 tomorrow, though.
I'm just pre-firing it now
Because you know what it is I touch everyone's phone that wants to take a picture with you
You know where all those phones have been I dab everyone up
you
you
you
you
you
I mean, the Cougars are families for that, I'm not sure what that would be or what that
Cougars
What I have to IRL
Oh my god, like if someone's being bad in the IRL chat, you can just like kick them out of the stadium
Yeah, we got that monster that
You know what I do
I think I'm gonna host a concert and I'm gonna be like the performer and I'm gonna
I'm gonna just give the chat free tickets to come
Actually, I'm gonna charge tickets night pride. I might do like $10 a ticket just so I can get the money back on the stadium
You know I cut all my nails and forgot to cut one. Oh
She's mad
Yeah
She doesn't know what to do now look!
She smiled actually.
Ah! She saw the camera!
Yo, she was road raging and saw the camera and she shut up instantly.
Yo, but she smiled even.
Caught.
Wait, why do you think she stopped when she saw the camera?
The Astros Angels game is school is in the top of the seven already started
that's the Astros baseball game 0 0 0 and the seventh inning she saw the King
LA and got scared thanks yeah I'm from Los Angeles sir and out there I have a
whole nickname like around the town they call me yeah they call me the king of LA
all right that's cool so you're the king of the angels king of the angels yeah
angels the players love me out there I always go out with the angels
how long ago just three days till this March madness the sweet 16 lead eight
over the angels suck do they I didn't
fit on the Dodgers the Dodgers won last
year didn't they
It is crazy traffic.
Do you have like a driver's business card, sir?
Holy shit.
Heck!
Are you going to be around the area like as the game commences?
Um, it started so I have a booking and I don't know how long it's going to last.
So, but please if you give me an opportunity just text me I'll let you know if I'm a girl.
Alright.
I
Girlfriend just saw my girlfriend just called you a fat fuck for wearing a Iowa jersey
I guess his bar is fucking jumpers. Oh my god. They're all Houston fans
You can drop me off right here, sir.
All right, if you guys play out that way, it'll be best for you.
Perfect.
Thank you so much.
I'll text you.
Don't have fun.
Be careful.
Thank you.
You too.
Oh, this is a whole Nebraska bar, huh?
Oh, no.
Wait, is that who I was playing?
Yeah.
Don't be red.
What's big red?
Oh, is that Nebraska?
Oh, what?
I missed it.
Oh.
Oh, why are they in Nebraska shirts?
It wasn't big red.
Wait, Illinois doesn't even play fucking Houston.
Oh, it's a coach! Are you a coach?
Oh, he's definitely a coach.
Look inside of it and it's very clean.
Hold the bag.
Yo!
I need to go out of here.
I need to go in.
Let's do it.
Nebraska men?
All KUH, sir!
I'm coming for you!
Hey, I wanna play the grassy zone.
Have a good one!
Yo, I feel like I'm in deep, deep enemy territory.
What's going on over there? Should we go across and see?
Yeah.
Houston's active!
I was feeling like I'm in a Berbera storm.
You think?
Yes, it looks like all college kids.
That's you.
Holy shit!
Don't be a dick!
Don't be a dick!
Don't be a dick!
That's you!
Stop it!
Hey, let's see if this can fly off!
No way!
You know what, Mike? I need to get something this time.
Hey, watch out. Watch out.
Wait, is it a Nebraska bar?
Yeah, it's a Nebraska bar. It's also a bar.
Hey, I'll take you up right now.
No, no, it's okay.
If they're gonna get mad at me, I'm trying to help you.
No, no, no, Nebraska isn't nice.
Okay, good.
Hey, don't be great.
I'm not, yes, sir.
Well, I'm at a Nebraska bar where the Iowaters are.
You know, I think so too.
Why am I here?
The belly of the beast!
We're getting crazy, look.
I'm getting creeped up by a tricycle guy.
What's for him?
Hey, by the way, I'm sorry to say, but the scourge are winning tonight.
Hey, I gotta disagree!
I gotta disagree!
I got Iowa!
I don't know.
What's your prediction?
My prediction?
I'm going 78-74 Iowa.
Wow.
69-67 Nebraska.
What the heck?
It's not happening!
It's not happening!
It's not happening!
69-67 Nebraska.
It's not happening!
Am I even the only one in the highland jersey at the home game?
Where's the Iowa?
Oh, excuse me, sir.
You know where the Iowa bar is?
Yeah.
That was an Illinois first stop.
Oh, fuck.
I saw the I.
Only bit rate.
Oh my god.
No interest
I want to be on the news
I'm going to stop the rocket
Put me on the news
No, I just bet on I own $5,000.
I got 5,000 on Houston right here, 5,000 on Houston, and I got 20,000 right there on Iowa and another 2,000 up here on Iowa right here.
He's got the eye on him, he's got the eye on him!
He's got to be eye on him, he's got to be eye on him!
I'm telling you.
Bring me some photos, how?
He's got to be eye on him, he's got to be eye on him!
Oh, this guy gets his angles!
This guy's gotta get his angles.
You see him?
Look!
Look!
We're in deep, deep enemy territory!
We're in deep!
The news will rep rebel!
Ignoring you.
The news is ignoring you, bro.
I could have been on national television.
I could have been on national television.
That's the that's the center right there. How long do I have till the game starts?
Hit the fated decade shop, what is that?
Well see one person with the eye, which is brother that's a 20-minute drive. Are you guys Nebraska fans?
Is Nebraska
Wow! I suppose you guys, I thought Nebraska was its own state.
A lot of right around here. A lot of right around here now.
Yeah, we're in the ground now.
Chad, what's the Iowa's team?
It's the Hawks.
Should we try to arrange for a honk?
I'm trying to punch, but I just got back from the park.
We'll take these shoes.
I got the relevant ones just to help.
Let's go Hawkeyes, man!
Oh, I'm going!
I'm going to walk in a WCLA!
What's happening here?
I think they're gonna be like,
Let's go Hawkeyes.
Let's go Hawkeyes.
Let's go Hawkeyes.
I'm going to play here.
I'm just thinking right here,
the guns are right next to Badd and Texas.
Well, they shoot you over a fucking basketball field.
I'm surprised what happens with basketball,
they think they should shoot Syri's.
The whole thing about Texas is
they take their sports teams very serious.
Well, it's fine.
Take over the team,
we can all super trauma,
We're chillin'.
You'll sue for trauma?
Yeah.
So you want me to die so you can make money off my dad?
Probably just take that little bullet-sill leg or something.
Let's go Nebraska!
Nebraska's taking it home!
Hey!
Let's go Hawks!
You guys having a tailgate?
I found some of my people.
Wait, you guys have extra basement?
Oh, are you guys from Iowa?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to teach you guys.
Hey guys.
What's your name, guys?
Hoxford Women in Austin.
Where are you from?
I'm from Pennsylvania,
but I've been riding with Hoxford
on March Madness.
I saw my song late.
It's right here. I'm streaming right now.
Hey, Hawker, Hawker, they're trying to kill me over at the bar.
A drink?
Oh, I quit outlawing yesterday.
23.
What?
One big day.
Yeah, that's my first day.
First day, quit outlawing.
First day, quit outlawing.
I had fun sober yesterday.
I was looking for yellow.
I was walking down the street with all the red.
They kept having me over there.
Yeah, yeah.
They got us out of number, but it's good that one Iowa fan
scored 25 Nebraska fans.
That's what I like to hear.
You gotta hear that.
That's how it goes.
I'll see you guys in the game. Hope you have a great one.
Thank you.
Take a shot, gun pussy.
Guys, I'm not drinking. I quit alcohol.
I quit alcohol.
You're throwing me back into the belly of the beast.
I like what that guy said.
He told me I was in the belly of the beast.
Guys, I'm not tapping. I quit alcohol.
I'm done drinking.
Of course, dude, yeah.
Nice to meet you, man.
Let's go, Hawks!
Oh, no.
All it takes is the long guy to hear that.
Why did everybody get into the game so early?
Has it started an hour?
People like to be early to things, Lacey.
Should I go now?
No. What are we going to do?
We're going to be in there for three hours, no?
Yeah, we could probably fill in the warm-ups.
What if you want, yeah?
Oh my gosh, there's hella heads.
Did you try to get on the court?
No, I already tried. They said no.
Bro, I don't see a single yellow.
I always see red.
Yeah, what has the most die-hard fans in college basketball?
If you meet a DGN drunk like 60, you're cooked.
Holy shit, the game is all red.
I'm so outnumbered.
I'm so outnumbered.
What's up, man? How you doing?
How are you doing?
I'm chilling, man.
Hey, look at my brother.
What's up, bro?
How you guys doing?
Do you guys have basketball fans out here?
I don't.
Ah, this ain't running me safe, boys! Let's go, Hawks!
Go, Scurn!
No, of course, yeah!
Nice to meet you!
Fuck, sorry.
No, I'm not even an IO thing. That's the craziest part. I'm a Duke fan.
I'm a Duke fan, and I'm walking around screaming, let's go, Hawks.
Fuck, I should've worn my Houston jersey underneath. I could've blended into that one bar.
It's the Hawkeyes.
You're a fake Duke fan?
I'm not a fake Duke fan.
If you find my old Instagram from like 10 years ago, all I posted was Duke and Lakers
and Steelers.
I'll never switch up all my teams.
I don't know if this guy's arms are under that.
What is he doing?
How you doing?
Nothing.
He didn't even have an arm.
I feel like an ass for it.
Where are you actually doing?
My god, everybody was behind his back.
Let's go Hawks!
Oh my god, he didn't have an arm.
Oh, an asshole.
Where should we go?
Look, on this way, she's popping on that side.
Duke's losing tomorrow? Duke is not...
I guess Duke is losing to weak-ass St. John's? I guess.
But y'all... y'all realize...
I love you, degloved.
I'm not here to do that.
What?
What?
It's kind of weird.
Guys, I'm betting the house on Duke.
I'm literally betting the house on Duke.
Every dollar that I make today from this, from this IO win, I'll put it all on Duke
tomorrow.
Do you support every team besides the teams from the state you're from?
That's not from a Steelers fan.
Not from a Steelers fan.
There's no other teams in Pennsylvania besides Steelers.
Whoa, who's this guy here?
Can you see me?
Ooh.
76ers, I don't count Philly Philly's not Pennsylvania Philly's literally its own thing. I just don't count Philly
Eagles yeah, but I'm a Steelers channel like this. I'm a Steelers fan, and I'm a Pittsburgh Pirates fan
But NBA, I'm just Lakers, I've always been Lakers and I'll, oh my God, Iowa!
Let's go!
Woo!
Okay, Iowa fans don't seem very hyped for the game today.
You got Nebraska fans going around screaming, big red, big red, and I talked to them and
They're just fucking siling.
Wait, Paul Skeen's place for the pirates?
I didn't even know that town was baseball.
I got you, man, let's go. We need eye elephants to wake up.
Yeah, I'm excited for the game.
Thank you for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
Are y'all going down?
Go Hawks!
Is what I'd like to hear!
Yes sir!
Look at it.
I just became a Hawks fan of the Newcomer.
And today I'm here at the game and I have $5,000 on that.
And I think they wouldn't be honest.
Not from a fan perspective.
That's a spread.
I just better be with you.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
What y'all are going down?
Go Hawks!
I spent the money.
Give me 50,000 on the arrow, then.
Any aisle in the brown will do.
Is it a rivalry or something?
I heard it.
What's the rivalry?
That's a rivalry.
It's not a border.
It's not a border.
It is, but it is when they play each other.
Don't forget why they're not playing.
Ok cool.
Thank you. Nice to meet you guys. Enjoy the game. I like the Isle of Fizz. They're all nice
Stop telling people how much money you have on the game. Why? I don't give a fuck
I'm the king of LA dude
I'm the king of LA and I'm in a small town
Houston, wait, is Houston bigger than LA?
This guy looks like he knows what he's talking about
Lookin' spliffy, sir!
Wait, those two guys kissed when you walked away?
Chad, spliffy's like a compliment to a guy who's dressed nice.
You're heading near Distillery Green.
I don't know what that means, dude.
Distillery Green.
It's spliffy, Che. You're looking spliffy.
Oh my, a lot of cars coming. Oh, shit, Drew, you're back!
Just gonna name it a basket fitting.
You're saying F?
Really? No, it's not.
I got three mobs here.
Alright, so the game starts at 6.30, by the time we get in, maybe it wasn't 6, realistically.
Maybe we got some food.
It's not about shout.
I don't know.
We're outside of the stadium because stadium food's all like unhealthy shit like shit in tenders all look at all the Iowa fans
That's my crowd. Look you gotta join them
I'm an enemy territory
People take this as serious, huh
Get in there.
Shall I go there and go to the stadium right now?
Alright.
Thank you.
Yes?
Hope I don't lose my money, they chat.
You guys should have been on the big red.
I don't care bro, I don't care if I'm gonna get in a fight today dude.
I'm dying behind my team.
I'm dying behind my team.
Drew, if I get in a fight you got my back, right?
No, I'm probably gonna film it.
If I can jump by a bunch of like, or by a bunch of big redfans, you're not gonna
like jump in and help me a little bit?
Does it look like I'm wearing yellow?
yellow. Oh chat if you guys want um hold on y'all always know I say do not bet but if
you guys are into sports betting you want to tell my picks or fade my picks this is
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Mods, can you pin it?
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I just posted it in the chat.
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We good off your picks.
I know you guys are good off my picks, dude, I know.
But listen, you're gonna wanna tell me
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I haven't I've tell all your pics. I haven't made any money. I'm fucking down
I'm in debt because of your pics. No, you're not
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True, you're not old enough to bet.
What's that?
You're not old enough to bet?
It's 18 plus, I thought.
What is that?
Wait, they're hooping?
They're filming something.
What are they filming?
What's going on over here?
Is it filming?
What are they filming?
What do you think they're filming, Jack?
I'm pulling up into Iowa Jersey.
Can I go in?
Go ask.
What are they making about you?
What are they filming?
There you go.
Go on!
Overplay the team round.
There's social anxiety right now.
What's up, bro?
What are you guys filming? What are they filming over here?
I see cameras on the back of the plane.
This is crazy.
So are you an IO fan?
I saw you watch the theater, bro.
I'm just...
I got five bands on IO.
Hey, I gotta tell you something, right?
Yeah.
I'm about tap caps, right?
Okay.
Guess what?
What?
I got three to send the clock to.
Did you check your email?
I didn't get an email. I sent an email.
I didn't get one back.
You can make some money.
I got you put on her.
This is the girls right here.
Good news.
I got good news.
I've been waiting for you.
Ben, that's for you.
That's for you.
That's a slime guy.
That's a newest drop.
You just carried us on you?
Tell me from where.
Carry.
As soon as you get it.
Really?
That's what you get.
Now, if there's a gold one in there, that's crazy.
If there's a gold one in there, that's crazy.
Bullshit.
What is it?
It's where to go.
Your shoulder.
Okay, it's an orange. That's a good one. That's rare.
Wait, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's one of the rare ones.
That's one of the rare ones.
That's one of the rare ones.
That's one of the rare ones.
One of the 18.
Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah.
That was yourself for a thousand.
You got it, bro. There you go.
But yeah, if you actually...
Yeah, if you actually didn't get a refund,
email them and I'll make sure they check.
Yeah.
I mean, my friend, we're waiting for the next job.
Yeah.
This was in the queue for like fucking 10 hours.
Oh, I saw that for four minutes.
I know, I saw that.
but natural is going to be a lot more I promise
of course I was actually
he was in the Bleeder's last time
the NCAA bought him tickets he was in the Bleeder's
The best camera in the face.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you, dude.
Do you want to hold on to this?
You like that?
W-W.
You're just carrying this all you said?
Well, I was going to have you open it in the stadium,
but I feel like that was better.
OK, here you go.
I don't really want it.
Oh, all right.
I want to know what's being filmed.
Wait, I think I'm going to put more on Iowa.
Unleash it, Drew.
Straight money line.
Watch this.
Do I give them my worry here?
Hey, see, can you say hi to my friend?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, friend?
How you doing, man? Nice to meet you.
I got to get some order real quick.
You got to get a shot?
There's one.
Let's see.
That's an air ball.
That's an air ball.
That's an air ball.
That's an air ball.
That's an air ball.
That's an air ball.
Why are y'all spinning, son?
You can't wash. You can't make them all.
Alright.
Wait, we already have Iowa Moneyline, right?
Yo!
What's up dude?
Go Hawks! Nice to meet you, Patrick!
Hey, you see this Jersey, right?
Yes, sir!
That's the greatest of all time right there!
I wouldn't say all that!
Wouldn't say all that, but...
Alright, let's go into the stadium, yeah?
Okay.
Wait is this stupid to bet Iowa money line?
No it's not stupid to bet Iowa money line.
But because we already have a bet on Iowa money line plus something else?
What do you mean?
Because we have a Iowa money line plus a player.
True.
A player.
Bet Iowa money line and put the fucking house on it.
Alright fuck you.
Put the house on it.
I would never or you know what you could do?
What?
Parley the two picks we have for tonight. Iowa and Houston money line.
Ooh.
It's not about shout actually.
Put the house on it.
Let's go home!
I
Oh
What are you?
Hey, I
You're gonna get us chomped
Do it
Fuck Big Red
You're gonna get us chomped, do it
Fuck Big Red
Fuck Big Red
Fuck Big Red
Fuck Big Red
All right, fuck it. 700 on Iowa and Houston Moneyline. Why do you wide-speed left?
Why do it?
Do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay.
Win?
Wait, I think I fucked something up.
That's what you get for having something.
No, it's not me, not me, not me.
Fuck me!
You're gonna get us drunk.
He's gonna get me fucking chipped.
He's gonna get me fucking chipped.
He's going to get me murdered.
Okay.
Shadowbot, head into the stadium.
Game's in about 45 minutes.
Locked in, Chad.
Mods, pin that new message please.
Be clarified, how it works.
You take it off, it's like a keyboard.
Yeah, it looks like a keycap.
Very cool, right?
Not crazy.
You know how much they are?
$12 per.
$11.99.
It's a good deal, right?
It's a great deal, right?
You know, the first drop, you could buy three of them.
Just sold out.
It's a great deal.
Normally, if I see a product like that, $20, $30.
No, not this one.
Holy shit.
Oh, I thought it was serious.
I'll never sell this.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Well, you gotta hire that guy.
What's up, man?
He probably has his whole retirement fund on the game.
Lace, Lace, news, news, news.
Huh?
Let's hop on the news.
Let's go Hawks!
Hawks!
Let's go Hawks!
Hawks!
You know you're not fair, boys.
Oh, yeah!
Can we go there now?
I'm wearing a wheelchair.
I'm wearing a fucking ride.
I mean, yeah, we're kind of suck on the car.
But now we can smack this on.
The park's open tonight.
I couldn't find a idol of yours, so I had to wear a Kate and Clark one.
I'm really outnumbered here.
A lot of tampons in the crowd.
You won't say it louder.
A lot of tampons in the crowd.
I'll just say it louder.
A hell of a crowd!
Oh
Get an echo dude
Everybody go undercover
That's not a bite of a loofah.
You gotta say, it's under the leg, it's under the, uh, a lion in the moose.
Alright, shall we meet him too?
Shall we meet him too?
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Are you there?
What are you doing here?
You didn't know?
You were balling all this, bro?
All these Nebraska fans behind me, man.
All these Nebraska guys.
I'm married to a hog guy.
And where am I?
It's no need to worry.
Hey, what's going on?
Kasey Tobinaga.
Huh?
You know anything about Kasey Tobinaga?
Oh, I know everything about Kasey Tobinaga.
I know everything about Kasey Tobinaga.
You ain't no nudge about Kasey Tobinaga.
You ain't no nudge about Kasey Tobinaga.
They took him out of school.
Hey, he's from Nebraska.
They took him out of school.
What is that?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll push you away.
They took him out of school.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yo, the amount of red is overtaking.
Alright, Chad, shall we have about 35 minutes before the game starts?
What do we do for 35 minutes?
What do they play? Are they players?
Oh, those are the cheerleaders!
Oh, those are the cheerleaders!
Nice to meet you, sir.
Name's Lacey.
Do you handle like all the camera work for the whole game?
Yes.
Oh, wow.
Give me a camera, a little bit of pizza, I say to you, I'm gonna go, woo!
CBS!
Let's go Iowa!
No way to be is right there
They'll be blowing my eardrum out
Wearing slides in public catwalk
Why they just gonna go to red
We're going to stare crazy by the sky right there.
The security is staring me down.
The shot right there on the left.
I can't tell if he has a lazy eye or he's looking at us.
Hey, hey, hey!
Whoa, on my soil, Iowa wins this game!
On my soil!
On my soil, man!
Ok, watch out! On every person showing his cast light, I was winning this game and I'm winning me ten bands! That's it!
GG's. It's not GG's, babe. It's not GG's.
The curse is so good.
Jax, we go to more like the outside of the stadium.
Like not outside, but like, out in the main area.
They're grabbing a little bite to eat.
No one would say to do this.
No one would say to do this.
I would say to do this.
I would say to do this.
I would say to do this.
I should.
The biggest story in the story.
I'm sorry.
How you doing?
How you doing, dude?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You want to go, why?
You want to go, why?
You want to go, why?
I got to go.
You can go back and see what's going on, grab a piece of this.
Come on, Iowa!
Let's get away from pictures.
This is a very good...
What can I do about people asking me to take pictures?
I know, but you're like, yeah, come here, like...
I just want to see if you can help.
Yeah, what am I gonna do?
Watch, can y'all change title to, to, to, to, Iowa versus Nebraska, ten thousand dollars
on Iowa.
Oh, me, sixty-seven. Go get food.
How are we doing, baby?
That's defense.
What's up?
How are you doing?
Of course, man.
Let's do it.
The game hasn't started yet, but I'm going to say yes to pictures.
All of them are going to be in the hospital!
Nice look, my hand up the hill.
Who's that?!
What's that going on?!
Let's go Iowa!
Hold on TV.
What is that going on?
I don't know.
Oh, the security's asking who we are.
Fuck.
What's up?
What?
Chad, they're not going to kick me out.
For what?
They're gonna keep you out of people coming up to me.
Yeah.
No, if they try to, that's messed up.
I might do anything wrong.
If they really have a problem with people coming up to me,
then put me in a spot where people won't come up to me.
Simple.
I'm a tiger.
I'm a tiger.
Nooo! T-minus 25 minutes!
Go to game!
Y'all think this game's gonna be crazy? Wait till the Houston game!
We're in Houston at a Houston game!
I'm not starving Bob do you want to
Who's got the jeans there? Where?
Yo, YouTube chat, how we feeling? I'm not opposing the YouTube chat real quick.
Yo, YouTube chat, I just want y'all to know I've been reading you this whole time.
I just want y'all to know that, bro. Shout out to YouTube chat.
I've been reading y'all for sure.
See, he's got Marine y'all.
Come on, hello, hello, hello.
W, oh yeah.
See, he's out of the YouTube chat, man.
Hey, look, he's trying to chase the band.
Hey, the band's watching the stream.
Hey, do a little brrrr for me.
How you doing, sir?
Oh, he's asking his bandit trucker if he can blow a little booboo for me.
Iowa vs. Nebraska is a better game.
Wait, so is Nebraska the most popular college?
Like, in terms of teams?
You know what's crazy, Chad?
I was once out there on that court
in a big moment like this.
Ha, I really was.
Wait.
Do hashtag selfie
to get on the screen.
Hashtag what?
Hashtag selfie.
On Instagram. On Instagram. Yeah. On my story. Hashtag M.M. Selfie. No a picture of you, bro.
Look, you've got your share right here. Look. Upload.
Wait, put the chat in it. Put the chat in it.
Chat, everybody say hi for the picture. Everybody say hi. Hurry.
That was a bad picture, bad picture.
Okay.
Upload.
Are they going to put me up there?
Are they going to put me up there?
Fuck.
Come on, dude.
Oh, dude!
Bro, their team is huge.
They got like 30 people.
Boom, Iowa.
Iowa, yeah.
They're so hot.
Sha, where are the players from Iowa DM to me?
You all know who this is?
His name's Conner, uh, Conner, S-G-S-D.
Conner, Conner, Esen, Esengeti.
He plays through Iowa, but he's hurt right now.
He said he's going to link up on me after the game and say what's up.
That's a Nebraska player. That's what I meant. That's what I meant.
I don't think so.
That's what I meant. That's what I meant.
I meant Nebraska. I meant Nebraska.
He's hurt?
We were not flirting in the end!
Yo, get us up and get in front of them!
I think we missed it.
It's kind of insulting, dude.
Why are y'all all saying Nebraska bro, can't y'all realize I have a lot of money on this
game right?
If I lose this game, I'm probably gonna go holding on Houston to chase it.
Here I'll show you the cheerleaders bro.
I'm my own student section.
You're getting hot.
That's a lot of red!
That's a lot of red behind me!
I got this guy!
Go, Hobbs!
40 minutes, you're gonna miss our challenge or not?
How tall is Bennett Sturz?
Wait, who's chanting that?
That's gotta be you for Iowa.
I
Killed the stadium oh
Yeah, I gotta clarify I gotta clarify I gotta clarify for the pinned link
And if you guys sign up for onyx with my code you get a hundred and fifty dollars a free pets if you
if you place $10 worth if that makes sense
You think they can play under pressure?
Oh, these crowd is literally, this is way better than the last game.
Woo!
Woo!
way better than the last game.
Woo!
Woo!
Whether it be National Anthem...
And I promise y'all are gonna want to chase my bet.
Trust me, trust me, trust me.
Chase my bet.
Wait, the sweet 16 is leaving.
Well, I think we're supposed to stand, Lace.
Everyone rise in the chat.
Everybody stand up.
Put your hand over your chest.
Fucking lie, that's not a dog!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Check Mars Madness story.
Yeah!
Mars Madness story.
No, we'll get it tomorrow.
No!
Come on up, Mars Madness story!
No!
Ha ha ha!
That's the official Mars Madness story.
That's tough. I gotta add that to my story.
That's my story. Hold on.
Tag you, brother. You're not in the video.
Tag you.
There is beauty under 15 in the way of the night.
Let's go, Tom!
The honor of our hot guys.
Take it all!
The waterpots control.
Oh
No big red, bro.
There's no way another cheerleague gets my team.
What's up, dude?
Are you getting under the lead?
Yeah, of course.
They get swabbed if you want,
and then I still want to fill the people with blood.
Nah, I think she's with me.
I'm gonna get panties.
I have a thing for the truth. This is the end of the world.
You can't do this. You're asking me why I'm not from this.
Tell me. I've been hot on large.
You put your mother on high alone.
This is the end of the world.
This is the end of the world.
Number 9 sees it as this far.
You're not losing now! It's a Cinderella story!
I'm gonna get you.
See you in time, baby.
Can we get a chance on in the chat? Let's go. I'll watch it. Let's go. I'll...
Catch him right back.
I
Have a question I like the brass goes pretty fucking far from Texas. Why are there so many fans here?
I'm saying let's switch and I'm just telling everyone now.
Hey young boys!
Goal!
Let's go!
Wait, they're back on!
What are we gonna be up there?
Chad, are y'all gonna be up there?
This crowd is crazy.
This isn't even the like, in Houston, things are gonna be way worse.
Why aren't they posting my selfie up there, Chad?
I don't think we should.
There's my selfie!
Oh my god!
That's my team!
That's my team!
Am I going to get jumped?
Am I going to get jumped?
Man-wagon game three players. Bet it, Sturz, Bet it, Sturz, and Bet it, Sturz.
That said, if I was winning and you say crazy shit, the Brasca fans would go to jail just to look your ass.
Is that true?
I won't.
Actually, no, we're not even leaving after the game, so we're chilling.
So they're saying, show them the chapter QR, none of them have heard this.
Why?
Because they can play season 3.
I got to get on the gumbo truck today.
I feel like you're in prime seating.
Oh, they gotta put me up there at least once.
Maybe we can put a word in for you?
Yeah, how's the info to get me?
A word in, bro.
There's a fuckin' arsenal.
There's a shuttle bomb in here?
Where?
Run, run!
Get in five minutes!
I
Why are you at a farce that is wish I put on my idea?
Are you alive?
Have you gone mad?
It's basketball!
Check out the original semi-final!
It's a misslead of smooth 16, Jack!
Let's go!
They are all hot to the heart!
I don't want to get to all odds right now!
Everybody pull up the game on your
I think somebody's screaming at this
I'm sorry for making you want to watch them off.
Hey, let's take this starting line up over the wall.
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Six-foot-two, and it's just down the career with Brigham and Jack.
Thank you!
Six-foot-two, and it's just getting to the very number six.
That's my man!
That's my man!
I don't have any highlander in here!
The mods, can a mod please put the game on the discord and put it in the chat and let
me do it?
So chat, you'll watch it long, type in the chat and watch the game and watch the game.
And now, let's give a round of applause for the four of us from the United States.
And for the six of us from the United States,
we are going to be the three of us.
And for the national team, we are going to be the four of us from the United States.
And for the national team, we are going to be the three of us.
And it's going to be a slip-summer, too.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
And this is the end of season 3 of season 5.
And this is season 3 of season 8.
Why in the Iowa section?
In the Nebraska section?
Come on Chad, it's game time folks.
I don't want to win. I got to win.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Bring that energy!
It's the 2016 Big Sun!
No!
We got it!
Here we go, tip off!
Are you saying GG, bro?
Can you hold this for a second?
This atmosphere is crazy I can't imagine what the elite air bottle
Can I make it?
That's what I thought.
Chad's gonna F for a second.
Is it back?
I didn't make it out here.
Cat over here?
Hold on, I'm going to do it right now.
The laser console out!
Oh, my God!
Oh, God!
Ah!
I like that.
Oh yeah, it's about to get real rowdy out here.
I'm just about to get rowdy out here.
Look at the Iowa sector.
Is that it cooked?
Is it cooked already?
Why did you all tell me to take Iowa?
Why did you all tell me to take Iowa?
You can know that by a few feet.
You know that.
Yeah, that's a lot of people.
Yeah.
Oh, that's not it.
So loud.
Oh my God, dude!
Yeah!
Yeah, we found him!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
It's not over yet!
Are y'all laughing?
Stop fucking laughing at me!
Woo!
Are you trying to pee?
Woo!
Hey man, hey, hey, I got people in there.
What's going on, what's going on?
It's red everywhere, dude.
Are you in the basket too?
No, no, I'm used to it.
I'm just cheering.
I'm going to make a good basketball.
I'm a little more cheering.
I'm here alone.
Yeah, I'm not proud of you.
You're a Michael Jackson.
You're a Michael Jackson.
Come on.
There, they got numbers against me.
That's all in the front.
That's all in the front.
Sean, is that lagging?
Sean, is that lagging?
I'm going to take it off this shit.
It's like over-gaining or something.
I know, it's like...
I'm gonna just take it off one.
Is that...
Wait, so the router's not working?
It's like really hot. It's fine. It's better somehow without it.
Way better.
Well done.
Well done too.
He's making shit up so his vibrator works.
What?
Jack, Jack, Paul is fast and Paul is a good runner.
Oh, I would miss a little run.
My life at a high level.
Look down.
I put a little extra in on a high level here.
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Caster, caster, caster!
Caster, caster! Caster, caster!
Come on, place some defense!
It's not a lacy coast.
It's not a lacy coast.
There's a defense here.
Hello?
I'm at a basketball game right now.
What?
Yeah, I'll call you back in a minute.
Yeah, I'll call you back in a minute.
I'll call you back again.
I didn't really know what to expect from that guy.
I was excited, but also low-teacher.
Then, my roommate turned out to be off.
Iowa, plus five and a half.
Are you doubling down?
Five-five hundred Iowa, plus five and a half.
Make some money there.
I still think that it'll win them.
We're relying on them!
Max!
I have a saviour, sir!
I guess so.
You're short.
Hey, that's gonna give me a server at this game.
This is one hot dog in.
Won't be the beat no part.
Is that normal?
Is that normal?
Is this normal again?
She had no car.
No?
I'm just gonna taste it once and try it.
I
I think it's gonna be a surfer.
Wait, it's on fire.
I can't see it.
Wait, maybe it comes back?
Can we see it?
Like trying to order something?
Yeah, can you bury the surfer?
I was thinking.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
That's what I do, just see if it's better going.
I'm good.
Oh, I thought you were asking me.
I'm not bad at all.
I need a bad but I'm not going to lie.
I don't like ketchup.
I don't like ketchup.
Give me a regular one.
Pick it up.
Open up.
Sorry about that.
They'll play some good games.
I don't want someone to see me. They have to play good defense. They have to.
They're not going to get a bootie.
Who is number 51?
It's him.
Who am I?
Are they playing rapics?
Come on!
Come on!
Hold y'all, search is him, bro!
Bro, they already came back, Mr. G.
I know, I told you so.
Yeah, y'all were asking me to see a G.
Come, come, come.
It's been three minutes.
Y'all don't know ball like I do.
I was winning this game
on every person in the chat's whole family's life.
2-0!
5-5-5!
Eat the portion man! Every time the other team scores, it's gonna fly!
Yup! Yup!
2-0! 2-0 game! 2-0 game!
I
I'm sorry, I don't have a tripod it's hard to hold
I'm playing game chat all of a sudden they have like sharp shooters on Nebraska.
Is Nebraska known for being good shooters?
Can't I hold the end of these guys?
Because it's Wichita, Mariah!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Tell him I don't want to have a little white sheet in the ballgame.
Come on, bro. Don't be on my bed, tell him I have a ballgame.
No!
Who is number five?
Who is number five?
I got a question. Who's the best player on Nebraska?
Is it, Franger?
It's not you! None of you guys will let me!
What?
Same third, but I'm gonna find this fucking hero!
And she's not even a reason to run!
Stress eating.
Well, I really need this fucking thing away.
Who is that guy?
How am I eating my shit?
All my mother's life I'm not eating my shit.
This is my only meat and this is a couple of water.
This is me and this is a couple of water.
Good news is, Scourge has seven points and we have him over 12.
Oh, that's a lot.
What is this white boy talking about?
Why is the water, part of it?
The reason that water is, it's flavored water.
What flavor is it?
What flavor?
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Let's go home!
I'm so happy!
The college don't need more than six people in Boston.
I barely hate it.
Come on!
Good boy! Good boy!
No, they're playing pretty good.
You know what? Every time Nebraska scores, I'm eating a fry.
You got to put your foot back in the water.
Take your score.
You got to put your foot back in the water.
Every two blocks.
You got to put your foot back in the water.
Breathe down, take it out.
Breathe in, take it out.
This is for our viewers.
Take it out.
Breathe in.
Yeah.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
If you're ready, watch me just be on the diet.
And I am on the board now.
It's on the house.
On the house.
I
Get the drink on the little thirsty, right this might be the water
Fuck it, I'm sick of this thing.
That's fine.
It's fine.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
There's no way to give me a serve.
No hook will that is.
That's tough. I want the line.
Give me a serve.
No!
She's not here.
She's not here.
She's not here.
She's not here.
Okay, it's only an eight point game, it's not over yet.
Let's play some defense, guys, come on.
Nice shot, nice shot!
The other side, you guys still think it's a chance I hold in for now?
Take it back!
What are you doing?
I just randomly left.
I randomly just cut out.
Look at the 6-point game, bro.
Oh, my soil's got this.
On our souls.
You're gonna get it!
That's what I'm saying.
Say the word, get it!
You're gonna be put on the line to see how you can show off your fame on it!
Hello, baby!
I got the handband on you on screen!
There it is!
Hey Kenny! Kenny!
Woo! Woo!
Put a headband on me!
One of these games are going to be up there.
You're gonna have to say your big ass down, I see you.
What is your bullsh**?
That's more than one fry, that's two, that's three.
Stop, stop, stop!
That's right, sir.
These tasks are so good.
Might be the best ones I've ever had in my life.
How you putting a sad face?
Nice, keep breaking the game, man.
Well, stop putting that sad face every time I eat it by the food bowl, and make sure you feel like you're disappointed in me, and I like it.
Not that one! Talk about the lightning! The lightning!
Oh
I didn't even eat. Stop putting that.
Great take. Please stop the car.
The man's going to stop in a three-ball. Stop in a three-ball.
Why are you doing that with your mouth there? Are your lips dry?
Any chance there?
No, this crowd is much more than that.
I always go to stuff.
That's it.
That's him, my best trust.
Oh, that's me.
He's not over yet.
Come on, there he is.
Our bets are gonna hit.
That's him.
He's not over yet.
That's him.
That's him.
That's him.
That's him.
That's him.
That's him.
That's him.
That's him.
7 points isn't a lot, 7 points isn't a bet.
There's still 30 minutes left.
25.
I'm not putting my this time cap on telling road right now.
Put your money on Iowa's I-Money-Line.
What?
Police pressure is blowing, it's a blow, it's like me on a Friday night at the morning.
It's an all-in this 10 games.
Come on, get up.
Come on.
Two.
Two.
One.
Fuck.
Two.
One.
Two.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
Oh
S.T.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.
you
you
you
you
you
You
That was me!
Oh, this poor offense is stressed.
Oh, my God.
Gotta finish that on him. Gotta finish that.
Can't miss those, dude. Can't miss those, dude.
Sturt can't do everything himself, but it's like me out there.
This is how I should have liked that when I was back in high school.
What is he doing?
He said, does y'all put money on Iowa in Nebraska?
I hope y'all wrote me.
Two points.
Not for three though.
It's a little higher.
I just want to accept what I'm saying.
It is three.
I put money on you ending the stream.
That's not even a bet.
I'm going to ask them something.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's go!
I heard about a few from all that film.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to use pretty soon.
This one is for sure.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You're allowed to play a zone in college.
What are you gonna do to that?
He's gonna be wearing pants, aren't he?
Oh, there's so much food to my legs.
Oh, there's so much food to my legs.
What are they doing?
I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Thank you! Thank you!
You know what? You want to go by? Half time?
I know what I have to come here and for.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Why are you mad?
Oh, maybe because he's gonna have $5,000 on his music.
I don't know, dude.
Why am I mad?
Oh, get a boy.
Oh, get a boy.
Oh, get a boy.
Oh, my God.
Five seconds.
A three before the half right now would do crazy.
Stop betting on the worst teams.
Can't wait till Iowa wins in all this change.
Like, just all of W.
You were right, Lacey. You're the king.
You were right.
Come on, Sturds!
Come on, Sturds!
I'm coming for you!
Hey!
You can't do anything about it. This game over in a second.
Told you I was the best.
I was the best.
I never had any interest in this.
Where's your burger?
Where's your burger?
I knew I was going to win this game.
Let's have time now. Let me play that one game that you guys like play on the chat that gives it subs game
Where you all give subs and then I lose your aim out loud. All right guys
Yeah
I don't want my tiktok. I'm sorry. Nice to meet you guys now.
Is this a YouTube video?
Yes, a YouTube video.
Ah, that's right.
What did he do?
Yeah.
Did he do that?
Oh, no.
What?
He don't have followers on YouTube.
It's like, ah, you can subscribe.
Yeah, yeah.
I just want it.
Thank you.
Yo, Rachman socks next to the shoe gifted, bro.
Just got that little kid sick.
Yeah.
Nice, Eda.
How is that an ego?
How is that an ego?
I don't want my things on broke.
You guys said that to me folks and all those cops about myself? No!
Um, Marshmats?
I'm like, the owner.
Yeah.
It's a business of yours.
Not a high-owned Marshmats.
I think that's a whole need.
Fuckin' lie.
I'll get you out of my way.
Why did you lie?
What do you mean?
I think you have a band that is waiting for you.
What's up, man?
You enjoying the game?
You enjoying the game?
That's good.
Nice to meet you, dude.
How's your smile on that little guy?
Looks like the Chucky Doll.
You won the match-up during the regular season.
I think it's one more in the season.
Yeah, but in the season, I remember it was a double overtime.
Let's get more of that food.
Yeah, I'm always going to get more of that food.
Yeah, always go tell us the truth.
Yeah, I'm always going to get more of that food.
Exactly, exactly.
Oh!
I've never had the privilege of having to hide my ass off of people.
You just be lying.
Yeah, I make myself liveable.
The first season in Iowa was late, I had the van going for half time, I made the backwards
half-war shot.
What?
Yeah, it was the first half of the season.
It was sick.
It was sick.
One at a time.
Yeah, and I had the money in the ocean.
What was the most crazy about a model S or a model F?
Any car will do.
Yeah, and I haven't wanted him to talk to you.
Oh please, not about the lesson, not about the lesson.
Any call will do.
14 minutes to the end.
I'm not a compulsive liar.
I feel sick of being on that food.
I'm not showing them the chat, y'all are gonna make some shit up.
Come on, bro.
I don't like 20 minute halftime.
I wish it was like 10 minutes.
Is YouTube album good, should I listen to it?
Hold on.
It's only been three minutes.
I thought it said 15 minutes.
It's only been a half, it's only a half.
Wait a minute, y'all want to play another sub game now?
We all give subs, and I thank you.
Every sub, that's good for them to thank you.
It's a pretty good game, we play the chat.
I got a whiskey.
Oh, I won.
I got 15,000 for you, sir.
15? I got five.
One you think?
You want one?
Can I get one?
Elger, man, you're such an Elber.
Oh, I don't want to miss it.
You're such an Elber.
Let's move to the back here.
I'll try to run.
Don't you care about that?
Micro!
Micro!
Yo, anti-cars! Stop fighting with your toes!
We can't go back to the bathroom.
Bathroom?
I could wait, but I'm riding a woman who's so bad.
Who are you?
How do you know?
Oh, right, right, right.
Oh, here?
No, that's disgusting.
How?
That's fine, I'll wait.
Is he eating so much?
Of course not.
Who do you want to be side of that?
Right here?
Gotcha, though.
Nice to meet you, man.
That's about him, that kid's hand is here, that's it.
Camera man wants to talk to you.
He's the total bottom of the picture with me.
He's the total bottom of the picture with EV.
Do you value that shirt?
I guess that shirt's not selling for $5,000.
Try to tell him.
Maybe we'll put it on the bank, right?
A five-time measurement?
That's a true man up and use your shirt to blow your nose.
No, that's some shit you would do.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Oh, you're cool. Thank you.
I'll be with you to the audience and candy.
I'll be with you guys.
Dude, I look like a fucking guitarist.
I'll be able to take the picture.
I can't let that's in the picture.
Just press a button. You'll run your dog.
Yeah, I see what you're doing.
I'm in the pictures. You take the game, man.
Like this?
At least 50.
Finally!
500,000.
500,000?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably.
100,000.
I'm a true teller the thing is I don't lie I just tell what's gonna happen to the
my brother's donating my brother's fighting cancer to you donate to me
Wait, so all this is on the house?
He said it. He said it's the NCAA and all this on the house.
He said it's on the house. He said you can say that, right?
Yeah.
We've got everything in the stadium.
I'm not a pub, this is a new start.
What pub whiskey am I getting from this guy?
They only showed me on a fucking gun while trying to see the time.
What the fuck was that?
Take a walk in trucks tomorrow.
Like today's the last day of my treatment.
Let's go!
Let's go!
No gate cameras!
No gate cameras!
No gate cameras!
No gate cameras!
No gate cameras!
No gate cameras!
No gate cameras!
No gate cameras!
So, if we try chat,
the John and the kickbatters
will abstract my calories. Actually, let's do it.
I do it.
I have a hot dog, just to beat, probably about 75 calories.
I do it.
I'll show you.
Okay, we have like 10 french fries, try another 75 calories, that's 150.
Half of 60-100, maybe 100 calories, that's 250.
Two bites of a pretzel, probably about 100 calories,
350.
One knee pad with no bun, probably 60 calories, 100 of you
had the cheese, so we're looking at about 500 calories.
I think it's time to help you be all right.
I'm going to self-defeat.
You just need to come to Kulamah,
and you're just going to be able to see that family.
Keep going up there to the video board.
And let's show you all your video calls.
I'm not trying to trick you.
I'm going on the video board,
and it's our tradition.
Shut up all, man. Shut up all.
go for one!
hey lace, stand if you aren't going
i'm not going to show the chat, look
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Who just said kiss cam?
This camp.
I'm going to put pizza on this pizza board.
What, are you done?
What's your name?
I'm sorry?
We've got a different one.
I'm going to try and eat this.
Yes.
Yes?
I'm going to try and eat this.
Fuck you, sir.
Fuck you, sir.
I
How's it looking for what's the same skirt?
I would literally bet. If you had a blood in front of me that said, bet your life on it, I would put the blood that Sturtz scores one point to tap it.
Here is a giant, ready, start!
Run!
Run!
Come on, Iowa!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Come on, I need this, please, I need this.
Yeah!
I'm not the father of Twitch.
I'm pleading!
Scourge is over 11 from 3 in the last two games.
Actually?
He was over 9 last game.
Well, that's fine. He's not a shooter. He's a playmaker.
No, he's known for shooting.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna pour it!
You scared the guys away?
You don't like that?
Tell me I was fucking proven I keep ripping ass.
I'm not kidding.
I knew you keep farting before I get a wish.
You guys money on the game, too
Well, I bet fucking 1500
You don't care enough, bro, like it's not a matter of like you clearly don't care about or else you'd be freaking out right now.
I do, I'm broke.
I can lie, fuck you!
I'm betting the same team as you, what do you fuck you?
Let's see 1500, yo I'm not a millionaire.
What do you have to push you?
I guess I mean you could bet that.
Come on, search!
Oh.
Yeah!
Let it go!
Yeah!
Uh-oh.
Yo, when I see Shrekers, I want to get him and smack my ass and knock it off.
Oh, fuck.
That guy is not in college!
That is a 40-year-old man!
It's fine, it's fine.
All right, we just hit them to win now, right?
I got a money line, so we need to get to 2.8.
I promise this is looking good for him.
Well, after all of our bets hit, we're going to the mall.
What do you mean, no we're not?
After all of our bets hit, we double down tomorrow.
What?
So bad, bad!
So, is anybody besides Sturzka bored of all this shit?
I
Green
Oh
I guess I'm kind of candy I guess I'm kind of candy
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you okay now?
Yeah.
I
Say it's just market. She's sitting up there
How are for a brown
I did 50-50-15 minutes left.
Well, your food is taking up the whole fucking island, bro.
Yo, dude. Uh, excuse me, sir?
Yes.
Do you guys have any chips? Have nachos?
Nachos?
Maybe not- nachos and pizza?
Pizza? Pizza?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, sir.
I bet they have that, sir.
Uh, water?
Why do you make that face when you said water?
I look in.
Oh, fuck.
Who did this?
Yeah.
Mr. Brown.
Come in please, come in please.
Green.
Back!
No, this ain't the stop this!
Clark is in, Clark is in!
You guys all just like, like, just relax, bro.
You know what, relax, Emo!
Oh, that's a good game.
I'm not gonna lie, I need some more cotton candy.
I need some more cotton candy.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
Any questions?
OK.
Where am I left at?
Open up!
No!
You're dead!
That's it!
Let me in the car!
Ha ha ha!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Should we order more food when he gets back?
No, I'm not supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I got a pants that says...
Final and final review.
$56,000 loan, that just got approved.
I didn't take out a loan.
You're not at all worried?
What?
You're not all worried?
I don't care.
Oh my god, that girl just fell.
What?
She fell.
Why can't he film us?
Wrong team! Wrong fucking team!
Give me a free towel!
What a legend!
He gave me a free sour! What a legend!
Nice kid now.
It's not snowing.
No, keep your eyes on it. Stop just typing in the chat, bro.
Come on, Iowa.
Nice ball, good, nice ball.
There you go.
The ball!
Good rebound! Good rebound!
Good rebound! Good rebound!
Hey Rob, maybe use your mouth to blow it!
I'm coping now!
Someone help Scrooge out! He can't do everything!
I've never seen him get one ring down.
Nice!
Come on!
Put the ball in him!
Fuck it up!
Here's the last one!
Come on, so much to eat more on the ground.
I'm stressing I need to try and get in the car.
Please tell me to get in the car.
I gotta sit down now.
I'm forced to sit down.
I'm on my phone.
Yeah, he said I gotta sit down.
I'm sorry.
I got an emergency.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
It's not my one, Bob. This isn't so good.
Yeah, it's sweet, guys.
You guys, you keep driving with these.
Bro, why are they waving at me?
The cheerleaders literally keep waving at me.
Look, see they're coming right now.
I see you, yes I see you.
I'm not lying, Druze is getting climbed, so he's not showing you lies.
I
Really have a girlfriend
I can get away now by the ship later this time.
What?
I'm going to get to 6.
I'm going to get to 6.
I'm going to get to 6.
How is that up?
That was my little game for the water.
Aww, appreciate you, bro.
This has well done.
Just by seeing you get on the diet, maybe.
You can come over here if you want to run.
Thank you, bro.
I
Can't I can't it's all you bro. You deserve it even locked in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I love that D! I love that D!
I
Haven't been off the whole game
By lace I have popcorn
I
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no!
It's going to come back to it!
I give up on him!
I don't think...
This is munch!
No, he's paying the battle!
What a chance!
He paid the rap!
They can't do that!
They can't do that!
That's a little show on TV!
That's what we do! That's what we do!
I
See one run
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Fuck.
Get back, get back.
Get back!
Get back!
Get back!
That's the most I've ever seen on my own two eyes in my life.
Don't think I'm ready to get away.
I'm not gonna lie.
We're past.
Fuck.
Go.
Oh my god, this is such a great game.
You're going to admit this is a great game.
What's that?
This game.
What's that?
What's that?
Like a born.
Like born.
Look at that!
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck did we do?
Why are we lagging all of a sudden?
I need, I need talk to Henry!
I need talk to Henry!
the game dude. Why are you all photoshopping me. Let's see.
Let's go in the brass.
Go in the brass.
Let's go in the brass, and he'll yell.
Let's go in the brass, and he'll yell.
Let's go in the brass.
Yes, we got some.
Do we have these games?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Wait, did we not get the memo about the Iowa section?
I know all the high one fans are one spot.
I know.
I think you got that.
Stop cheering for the basket.
You guys are here.
Well, I keep thinking that someone in the chat is spoiling the game for me, but it's not physically possible.
Come on defense, please IOR.
Why does Yoko have the ball bro?
Oh my god, the brass is cold.
The brass is ice cold.
I need to score here.
Final three minutes.
What?
What was that?
Can't cover 7 out the gate.
What is this?
What is this?
What was that?
Can't cover 7 out the gate.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Sort of sleet of the game into the final two minutes.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I was always high up!
They got him on your heels!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Holy shit!
You've got to get that on this rebound dude!
You've got to get that rebound!
You know how up we are in I-O-M-A-Scoop!
What do you want?
After block hits in the final minute?
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's shout it out.
Yeah, that's the score!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I don't want this going all the way.
And there's always Ireland.
Take me home! Take me home!
Let's go! Let's go!
Six point game, Jack!
A minute, six points? Come on! One stop!
How did you know I was going to the elite 8?
What a game.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck!
Come on, stop, stop, stop!
I told y'all, bro! I told y'all!
I-I-I can't just lie to you!
Right in here!
Why are we getting a little bit red all of a sudden?
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
I'm over the ship.
Nice.
We got him.
All right, I can make sure it's all right.
Oh my God!
Yo!
Holy shit!
This is the Iowa section.
We are up Chad! We are up!
Iowa in the last three minutes of games.
Come on then, give it a little thumbs up, okay?
Hey, last three minutes is what matters.
We are up.
Oh.
Hey,
what the fuck is in the basketball games, bro?
Hey.
Iowa is just like that.
Iowa, I'm telling you, Iowa, Iowa.
I always go into the final four.
I think it's why.
Sorry, back.
Turn around, man.
What's going on?
Hey!
I can't hear what's going on.
What's going on?
Fuck, it's fighting.
Look, everybody's taking their time.
I know.
I feel bad, dude.
For the rest of the day.
We are up good!
We are up so good!
Because I put a live thousand dollars when they were down 10 too!
No, ATV, I put it on the money line.
For juice, not a...
Wait, Texas is only down one to pursue? No shot.
I told you, bro, it was always Iowa. It was always Iowa!
I
We're gonna go up there and you're being so bad I need to be so bad we're gonna go up there
I'm not yet. I mean you want to stay here? Yeah
I can't believe Iowa won that I truly think Iowa is going to the final four.
The Dubers Texas.
I'm watching the end of the game right now to one point game, two point game now.
How much did I just go off?
I got to see how my voice went out.
Hold on.
Alright, so I won a thousand there.
1,000 there, that's 2,000.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, look at this.
Ted Ass, look at this, Chad, Chad, look at this.
Okay.
I want 1,500.
Then I want 1,000.
How much is that total?
How much is that total?
6,300.
How much is that total?
How much is that total?
Oh, shit.
Go check this for new time.
Show them your face.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Texas Purdue is tight!
Wait, should I do a vibe battle in Texas Purdue?
That one Texas.
That one Suspending.
you
you
you
you
you
$162 March Madness food bill and that's a Toyota receipt.
I just got this receipt from the Toyota Center sent to my email of a food bill.
You told me it was on the house.
The serving was on the house, but I got a paper to food.
That's a $460 bill.
I didn't even get down the street.
I
Can get one more thing though
get one thing I didn't even touch the
pizza
Wait, can you take some of this and throw it away?
Get this mood away from me, I'm not even hungry.
By the way, Chad, hold on!
First, for everybody's desk, oh, you ate 10,000 calories?
I didn't touch the burger, I didn't touch the nachos, I didn't touch the chicken, I didn't touch the pizza, I didn't touch the stickers, Drew ate the cotton candy, I only ate the meat out of the hot dogs!
So I don't want to hear shit!
How you doing, man? I'm so sorry.
Hey, you're killing it!
Slaaaay!
I
My dad's on the phone
No, he's mad that I came to the game without telling him I bought the tickets
Hey dad, I don't care that you're dead in a week. I don't care
Fuck you
I'm sorry, Dad. I love you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, Dad. We don't want to have Dad yet.
I'm sorry, Dad.
Come off my shit, man. Come off my shit.
Who cares? We're on 15 rocks!
Should I put a little bit extra on Houston now? Maybe like 2,000 on Houston extra?
That would be 7 games on Houston. I already have 5k on Houston.
Let's do it.
I'm in the Houston Jersey.
Will they sell Houston jerseys here?
No, probably.
Are you sure?
I am. I'm sure right now.
Let's go Cougars!
Wait, what's a Cougar?
Let's go Cougars I love Cougars
Oh no true you left in the wrong time dude
Thank you, I need you to come that's right go in a Houston Jersey
I used to play for CYL too.
I was committed to do that but I used to hoop and then I tore my ACL so I had to stop playing.
I'm not a liar!
Hey, we're going to the final four!
Who are you guys shooting for tonight?
The truth!
You know him?
I said know him.
What do you know about him?
He's gonna be the whole bunch of guys that beat you.
Beat you more. Beat you more. Beat you more.
I know him.
I know him.
I don't know him.
But I guess I'm gonna get him.
I don't know him.
But I guess I'm gonna get him.
I don't know him.
But I guess I'm gonna get him.
Oh, no.
Come on, come on.
Watch the music. Enjoy the game.
It's over here.
Oh, they see what they see.
These are on that new box.
Listen, I got a good third hand.
I want to go get one but I gotta wait for Drew. Drew's calling me. Hello?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What
Thank you bro!
Thank you!
Excuse me!
They're so good too!
Are you using your...
My friends are gonna teach us!
Thanks so much!
We have chats and my ball is getting so tired.
I have to talk to you to get in my head.
I need some paper.
I'm going to be a scout.
No, I'm going to be a juicing head.
I
I'm glad that I saw A-passion, Jesus.
Oh, really?
Shut up, Jesus!
No.
Hey, light this.
Light this.
Next to me on the side.
You're not a next to me.
Go with this.
You're not a next to me on the side.
I don't see jerseys, I guess.
No, I know, but I can get something here.
Yeah, I'm on my way out.
Oh, no.
Oh, brother.
Yeah.
That way there.
Got to get over there.
He's here. He's on the other side. Yeah, he's in the Iowa section.
Alright, I think I'm going to double down on Houston.
I'm going to put another 2,000 on Houston.
I'm going to double down.
Another 2,000 on Houston.
Man, that's 7K on Houston.
security waiter cameraman does it all
yo farmy LLL thanks for the five
I'm gifted, bro. Thank you for the five.
Yeah.
I think you can get anything on here.
I'll make the same card for you.
They have jerseys here. Let's go there.
Come on.
It's going to be about five minutes.
What time does the Tuesday start?
Probably 15 minutes, right?
All right, all right, 15 minutes.
100 lights, 100 lights, 100 lights, 100 lights, 100 lights.
100 lights, 100 lights, 100 lights.
I'm wasting, let's go home.
Sorry about it, I need it.
I'm not going to go back to the hotel.
I'm going to the church again.
They don't have a door.
Maybe that way.
If you have a deck, I'll look at the server.
Yeah, let's go first.
How I see you're welcome.
Well, just go home, fetch the home.
Chad, new predictions out for this game, both.
Let's go!
Quick race, thanks for the 550!
W5!
Let's play this one game!
You get it? You get it?
I'll ask someone else.
Let's play this one game in the chat where you all give me 5 subs and I thank you!
fun game in the chat where y'all give me five subs and I thank you.
What's up?
Hey!
You're so pretty.
You're so pretty.
You're so pretty, brother.
You see the glasses?
And your glasses?
Those are yours.
Those are ours?
Come on, thank you.
You're rockin' Iowa!
I'm getting a shirt, though.
I'm looking at a shirt.
I'm probably gonna take you right up.
You see the door right?
And you're using it.
Man, it's got wrecking to do.
I'm gonna go shoot, bro.
I'm gonna wreck you, guys.
You got to get up and get that.
I'll do it, bro.
Yo, dude, we gotta do it.
Just one hour.
I'm sharing this stream on X, Lacey.
Thanks, dude.
Thank you, bro.
All right, let's get you a shirt.
Yo, you got a phone or no?
What is it?
It's a birdie.
It's a birdie.
What is a birdie?
What are those Houston cheerleaders?
Wait, who just called Drew dead?
Wait, that's fucked up guys, don't say that about Drew.
Wait, freeze, I need to do another stuff, right here.
Alright, P7K.
Wait, sushi in the favorite?
I really don't think you should eat this at home against Illinois with your caution.
No, anti-con, how long is the freedom?
How long is the freedom?
So before the next game starts, W. O'Nicks in the chapter sponsoring the rest of the March Madness Tour.
If y'all want to use sign up code LACI or pick the thing that's in, and you get $153 after the pasting 10.
And you can really run that up. But don't start betting if you haven't, and you gotta be 18 plus.
He made $400 off that dirty boy rams
I'm putting a hundred K on Illinois, you guys just...
I'm searching 10.
Follow your bitch and I have to pull my mom's plug
and I couldn't afford her medical bills anymore.
That's literally not possible.
Not possible because I just get every bet.
Every single line I placed last game, smacked.
I don't want to hear that shit.
I'm taking Illinois money.
Save my body, your money.
What's up, Malar? There's your leader's ass.
What's up, Malar?
What's up, Malar?
They got no type of like, pipe going on, no light.
No cool glues, just fucking wait for their pop-ups.
And then two six cheerleaders, just clear.
Oh, who drank that Dr. Pepper?
They're just standing there yet, but you guys missed their first performance.
I wonder if that Nebraska player didn't come up here because they lost.
Oh, he was on Nebraska?
Yeah.
Oh, bye.
That's all that we've got.
That's all that we've got.
That's all that we've got.
That's all that we've got.
Okay, all of you didn't come because they lost.
I think they're about to clean our section.
Yeah, so he's knocked over the corner.
Sorry.
You know it's so funny, give me a chat.
People in this chat were giving me GG's cooked minus 10K in the first four minutes of the
game.
I
Don't know
It starts in two minutes, right?
Or is it seven minutes?
Oh, shit.
Wait, Illinois got a big dude.
Illinois got a Kool-Ax dude.
What, kid?
No.
They're gone?
Number.
Number.
They got over here.
Number, uh, what, kid?
Yeah.
Motherfucker, it looks like Wendy.
Nobody's here.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You can do that, too.
Thank you, buddy.
I'm gonna show you this.
These people win all his vaccines.
So sexy. And the king of LA.
Thank you for your attention.
You're welcome.
Yeah, thank you, Reverend.
I'm gonna sign up, but I'm not uploading a pic of my ID sign.
Okay.
Hey, Steve.
Yeah, should I get a spray can?
He's the best player on Houston.
Oh, boy!
Oh!
And who's the best player on Iowa?
Vermont, Illinois, Illinois.
you
you
you
you
you
You
He's a boy!
He's not the one who can't get a harass!
The second one to come up right now, right here.
Can you see, this is home of the Rock, this is home of the Rock.
What do you know what this is?
basketball.
Illinois, this is home of the Houston.
It's now three years ago, so our final is time for the sweet 16.
Go, go, go!
Oh, why are you laughing like that?
fucking boys
Am I delusional over the guy actually can compete with college
What is going on here?
Nice.
We're on the next side.
That makes it nice.
That was crazy.
Like this!
Take a one to go.
You should kidnice it.
You should have to go see that block.
Or no watching the game at the same time.
They need to go date someone their own age.
Oh, can they? Look at that.
Yeah.
OK.
Everybody shrivel in this corner now.
Oh
Wait, this here a ticket
Wait, that's me. I don't know. Do you want us to go out? No?
How's the best time to make a line that you see is considered the underdog?
I'm pretty sure I put the thunder on my head.
Right?
Ah, that's it?
At least you're in jerky.
You're sure?
My god, I'm so sorry.
I'm actually so sorry.
Thank you.
Enjoy some of your trip.
Just stand up, just stand up and do it, just stand up and do it, stand up and do it.
They're lying!
They're lying!
Let's go!
Let's go Houston!
Can I just put it on my legs? I'm fucking freezing.
You're a baby?
Well, I don't-
Oh, I gotta pee. I'm freezing. I'm thirsty.
Oh, but when you're sick, you don't complain, right?
Like my son, do.
Wait, when you're sick, you don't complain at all?
No!
We're the team!
M-R-N!
We're the team!
M-R-N!
M-R-N!
M-R-N!
M-R-N!
M-R-N!
M-R-N!
M-R-N!
How do you even think of me?
Excuse me.
How is you already sick?
I said, I said, I'm never sick.
Because we just traveled to 18 different states, bro.
What do you mean?
It's because you wear shorts every day.
It's 80 degrees out.
What do you mean?
Because I wear shorts.
That's how you block sick.
Or you're eating ass.
What do you mean I'm eating ass?
You either get sick because you eat too much ass
or because you wear a shorts everywhere.
Diamonds.
Come on defense!
Well, how am I going to walk around with that?
with that.
A roller?
A roller, yeah.
Yo, I'm being the guy that called Snowy a pig or else I'm doing a mass, I'm being
like a mass.
It's always 2-0, 5 minutes in.
It's going to be a big or else I'm doing a mass on the right of that.
It's always 2-0, 5 minutes in.
Is Houston usually playing like this?
All for seven to start the season 16.
Are they all four?
Half a full round team.
I don't know.
It's not good.
You should just play back.
I know.
You should play like it's a whole game and it starts getting shot.
It's the guy who we are so green.
Yeah, I love that.
This is the best I can ever play.
You wanna shout?
Yeah.
That's our guy.
Yeah, buddy, our guy.
Wait, I have three downs for somebody.
Wait, I have three downs for somebody.
I don't think I do.
The hand is much harder.
Hey, here is Szenac! Why Szenac?
No, he has two rebounds. Oh, yeah. I do have that.
Szenac has two rebounds? Why is he out though?
So now he has two envelopes? Why is he out though?
No, not Casey.
Why does Shadows have sex with you? Good question.
I guess I'll show that one here.
It's pretty packed, Lace. Besides, right there.
I guess the whole chat has facts.
Take it on!
You bet!
You bet!
You bet!
I have a really big big room I just had to take.
Okay, I'm at the game right now, show me how to see it.
We look like a bad bitch.
Yo, Max looks like a bad bitch.
I'm not going to lie, I'm fucking it.
I'm fucking it.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
I'm gonna be depressed today!
He's mad!
He's mad!
He's mad!
He's mad!
He's mad!
He's mad!
I'm sorry to cheer you against them, bro.
I'm sorry, man.
Chastain was a recorder!
No, no, no.
Are you sure?
I'm gonna be okay.
You know what it did when you were out there?
I mean, um, I was happy to play this year.
I mean, hey, y'all made it far. It was a good game.
I knew it was always this game.
I'm not even a Iowa fan. I'm a Duke fan.
What did you say was the best?
Yeah, I'm sure I'll put on the best one, but sure.
Honestly, I bet on the best one. I would have had them on the fan.
I was doing that. I was doing that.
Why do you lie, when did I lie?
Look, it's where he went, he's right open, shooter, shooter, shooter!
Hell's wrong, what do you need to hell's wrong with?
What do you need me to help run with?
What are you talking about?
I don't know if I'm able to hear them.
Art, are you okay?
What do you mean?
Bro, you're getting one guy.
That means liposuction is pretty good.
No matter where you live,
from food and expanding health care
to transportation is the first response.
You need us in every county.
Yes, I'm with the J.M. Stanley.
I'm with the James family.
I'm with Christ and Ronnie at the game.
You are the best.
All right, see you soon.
Is he okay, James? He's sad.
He's sad.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He is?
He's not okay.
He's lonely.
He's head separate.
You know why they used to call me basher in high school?
Because I used to bash people's heads into lockers.
Uh, snowy.
The range.
Yeah, tell Ron to come to uh, one of the final four games.
He can come to my suite with me.
I am the one!
I am the one!
I am the one!
I am the one!
I am the one!
I am the one!
He's good, okay.
Why are you even doing a can't I hate these?
Why are you always making about yourself, bro?
That's for someone to get in the chat.
Nice cheerleading, let's go!
Nick got me for the cheerleaders though he came here to watch basketball.
It's gonna be a lowest growing game of all time and I bet the other one.
I'm on fire. I'm on fire.
They said I'm on fire. Your girl is what I am.
Stop. Stop.
I
Was hard
No!
No!
Jesus!
K-Song said something new.
What did he say?
He said, shut the fuck up.
Yo, K-Song bro, like, we're down like a hundred thousand dollars.
No, no, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
I hope, Rums. Wait, Rums, what team did you bet on?
Arizona.
Arizona.
Rums gambles his paycheck every month and he's down to $8,000.
Arizona's I've been playing.
He's literally hasn't gone dated for a month.
He gambles a picture every month.
They're saying that she is on TV.
I was on TV?
You're on my TV, bro.
Wait, I was on TV?
Yeah!
Bro, you see it!
Bro, see it, bro!
Nice throwin' shame, why you stick your bags?
I love Cougars!
Nice to see you guys here, Houston.
We also have to get up on that court.
Two skiddies.
Houston's got great D-Days. They're gonna put the ball in the hoop.
I need a sharp hit of three.
Two seconds.
One, two, three, go!
Yes!
Ty, you're doing good.
Ty!
Ty, get it, baby!
I'm gonna get $500 to whoever has the most likes on your tree
No, no, no. To whoever has... I'm gonna look at today's stats and whoever has the most chats, that's not a mod.
I'm gonna give 500 on this one.
You just ruined the chat. You just ruined the chat, bro.
No, but it gets me spammed. Ask the actual chatter. It gets me spammed, let him.
No mods, y'all don't count, bro.
I guess you can't, can't you?
Houston, Houston, South of us.
Come on, do some cheerleaders.
The chat wants to see you. Not me though, not me.
The chat wants to see the cheerleaders, bro.
I do not.
You guys are mouth wide open watching.
They're mouth wide open watching it.
Yeah, I was looking at the mascot.
Look where I started.
Look where I started.
Look where I started! Look where I started!
Everybody's doing it! Everybody's doing it now!
I didn't start a shit thing.
Wow, Grumps, you told me to bet the... you said that it was a rock to bet the number one
team favorite.
You're a genius, Grumps.
You're a genius.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
There's a lot of people here.
I hope you're having fun.
This is all YouTube.
Absolutely.
YouTube.
YouTube.
That's just gonna go out there.
What?
It's just gonna go out there.
What?
It's gonna go out there.
What?
It's gonna go out there.
What?
What?
I'm going to need a sharp to score.
And we need rebounds, right?
The rebounds are fine, yes, four.
How many does he need to score? 11?
10 points.
Which one is sharp?
21, yes, three.
Oh, he's the best player.
What?
I hope we're you in the next game here.
You got to get the boy your shooter.
Oh my god, there's a third of you.
Sorry, it's over.
He's not putting up that kind of time, he's fine.
Well, they're gone.
You know what, that's actually a good series.
Who in the chat would want to come to our final four game and stay in this game?
Go on, go on, go on.
That was fun, that was fun.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Great, D!
Oh, he's out of the game.
Hey, he's out of the game.
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Come on, Houston!
Well, they can't put the ball in a fucking boot!
Oh my god! I didn't actually make me get out there for some offers.
They passed them all to me on purpose anywhere.
I'm double down like this.
I'm double down like this.
Don't look at me, I'm not facing you.
The best footage of this is an awful lot of it, but if you look at Groot's side, this is the most beautiful Groot's ever seen, presented by ATT.
Take a look at this real good.
What are you guys?
Chad, do I double down on you, sir?
Do I hedge my dad?
I could hedge!
You might as well have the energy I'm going to do!
I had 5000.
How much do I have to put to hedge it?
I have to put it in the back.
I have to be close to the ATT crew check.
The hedge is pussy-shaped, you're right.
How much use is still favoritism?
Oh, wait.
I have to put the hedge in the back.
I have to put the hedge in the back.
I have to put the hedge in the back.
I have to put the hedge in the back.
Keep forgetting I'm not delaying.
Houston Moneyline plus 140 live bet 500 bucks.
Got a risk to hood a biscuit cat.
I don't know why I'm making these little huge differences on my soul out of that ass.
I will, I'm not kidding. I'll post a picture of my head getting this hard on Twitter.
Dude.
Jump.
I've hired a lifer for nine hours.
You said us?
Nine hours.
Wait, how?
That's where we started at like three.
I've never seen anyone live on a music team.
You know what?
I did it last time in one two three and on Iowa.
Watch this, watch this come back.
Close it out to half, Jason's gonna be up and half.
Three, go.
They're missing wide open shots the whole game.
Stop waving at me!
I'm going to make the joke 50 times.
Seriously, no they're not!
No they're not.
Shoot!
Hey, I'm going to shoot!
Okay, that's actually cool.
I'm going to shoot!
I'm going to shoot!
I'm going to shoot!
I'm going to shoot!
You're going to make the joke 50 times.
Seriously?
No, they're not.
Whoa! Okay, that's actually cool.
Let's see if the screens ever hold up.
Behold!
If you don't mind, let's see what we have here.
This is people.
1,000 screen fans for 8% of the series to have a safe leave to initiate a bonus to passive change.
Attendance is a girl.
Passive is made.
I'm going out and leaving my screen.
You're clear!
Go on the screen!
Right?
Now we will try.
I'm going all around with the babies with a great hair.
This is over here, man.
This is over here.
Great hair, Kevin.
Great hair, Kevin.
Oh, thank you, everybody.
You're so awesome out here.
Show my hair!
Oh, this is...
What?!
Show my hair!
Oh, the...
Show my hair!
I'm glad to win.
Let me help you.
I guess I never see hair like my boy.
L-Hair
L-Hair
You should get, you should pay for Adam there
and it could be the dog, the fitness
the fitness item
I just show people that are in shape
I'm in shape
That's what I'm saying
I don't think you can put ads up there. I don't think that's how it works.
14 points and a half is crazy.
I know.
You don't tell me to sit down right over here.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I hate you.
This cat always fucks me over.
You notice how they set the bet on the basket.
I bet on Iowa and I win.
They say to bet on Houston, I bet on Houston and they lose.
Like, I just...
That's always wrong.
Oh, there's still 22 minutes left.
That is always wrong.
Listen.
A five to six year old.
Get the ball to short!
Short!
Black short shoot!
What is that?
I thought it was six and a half.
Let's go, Booster!
This is getting terrifying!
Wait now, Big Cod is winning the $500. I see them in the chat box.
Anti-Cod?
Big Cod.
Oh.
No charm?
Fuck.
No one else gets more of a charm.
Easy race.
See how much that's worth living the most?
That's one on the line.
All righty.
Yo, I'm Dan Dan!
I'm not butchered, I'll explore the scale and you only score 20 points and a half of the
As the number turns to 24, it's a straight line.
I could put up 20 points of load in one of these.
It's just insane.
I'm such a shame.
Another foul?
Wrong way. Wrong has no headset.
I gotta put on a fit too. Look at this fit. This fit is tough.
I heard the cackies.
Come on. Get sharp. Come on.
That shark come on before the half
Nice
you
you
you
you
you
talking sorry five thousand dollars are we going back after this you're going
back to the house back up to the house
What is it?
They got out there! They got out there!
They got out there!
What is it now?
The viewers can go on and spruce there!
Why are you saying so?
They did a great job dancing, dancing to art.
To art.
I think your camera man is using you for a move.
Bro, you ain't way more than me.
All the hell is calling for you.
We'll call it five more minutes, dude.
Fifteen more minutes.
Let me check the Twitter column.
This is a press by a woman at the aisle, where's the rest of her sped scheme?
Okay.
I see some drew hate in the calm. I see an edited picture of me eating con candy. Fake
picture motherland. Another edited picture. Okay.
What's the matter?
Actual bunch of hoes.
Hey!
Hey!
Stupid animal, look at me!
Get the hell out of here!
All of us are hot!
Well, I think I have a nasal infrastructure problem.
Shut up!
Shut up!
The computers get clogged up in my nose.
I don't know why.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm not sure I've been around for a while now.
What is this?
I have this evil in my cat bar and I don't know how to get rid of it.
I've never seen that.
I
For the what is this remix
There's a guy in show box waiting to get what I missed.
I'm gonna go and get a bag of water.
I'm gonna show you the folks.
I'm gonna get a bag of water.
What is this?
I'm gonna get a bag of water.
I'm gonna get a bag of water.
I'm gonna get a bag of water.
I'm gonna get a bag of water.
I'm gonna get a bag of water.
Oh yeah.
You said shooting the ball, it's airy on the ropes.
But if you know real ball,
If you shoot bad at four months, you shoot good at the real game.
I'm not only on the court.
We're gonna go back to the top of my desktop for a little bit of fun.
I'm gonna leave you.
I'm gonna start by three minutes.
You start three minutes away.
You see it. Oh, him.
Right, shit.
I'm gonna have one more half.
You're out for three to six, take it.
That is the one who is moving on.
The S.I.P. man.
The S.I.P. man.
The S.I.P. man.
Here we go.
Come on.
Stewart, we're lacing.
Let's go Houston!
I gotta get the crowd going around.
Give me that edge!
Very low-skilling!
Which is good, son, at the under.
This angle enhances your grip.
That's what makes me insecure.
Let's go, Hooper!
Let's go, Hooper!
Let's go, Hooper!
Let's go, Hooper!
I started that by the way.
Fuck, I'm gonna start the wave.
Oh, there we go!
Ah, I'm gonna need a dance.
Come on!
I'd like this office at Houston's running.
Whoever at Houston's coach is good.
Do it!
Try the name again.
All good?
All good?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
That's good.
That's really good.
2,000 already on Illinois.
I'm trying. I have no energy.
I'm trying.
I hate on the, the rebounds, the win, and the points, and then I hate on the Iowa and
Houston.
What do you want?
The front's wide open!
She's using the gas!
Look at the gas!
Hell yes, bro!
I should be a man!
Come on!
Oh
Yes!
Yes!
That's good for you, Ray.
No.
Go!
Yup!
That's how people are, are not.
Thank you. Thank you.
Appreciate you.
I'm the bat Somersault Puchin.
I am!
I am!
Get out!
Oh, it takes everything I need, everything!
What the fuck?
This is where I got the screen up low.
You can go ahead and stay on the QR code
on the middle board.
You can see yourself on the screen.
And it's nice to show it off.
Stay on the QR code and thumbs up.
Play the word. It starts your word.
Set the game.
We'll see you back on the phone.
Put me up there!
There you go. Have a shoot.
Don't go!
Cause they don't talk with you.
What have I done to you, scary?
You're not freaking out the screen, man.
I wanna be a part of Jumbo Shot Man.
I'm gonna take a big fish.
I can't use it to learn to put a ball in a fucking basket!
what do you think which is Benz's cookie?
Come on, there's just so much, there's so much game, ball game, so much, man.
Let's go ahead.
That was walking guy.
That was my man.
The NCAA Express is out of my grasp into our corporate champions and partners.
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B.A.C.A.A. is committed to a large part of the world.
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Is that a what's seen in the streets of the dead or what's seen in the dead?
I'm truly right.
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With their generosity, our corporate partners make it possible to celebrate champions.
Thank you.
Twenty-six points is awesome.
I can't get course, I gotta call the team.
My bad bro. My bad. I don't work for the statistic team.
Like, yeah dude.
I don't work for the fucking stats team either.
Someone said look at the opposite tunnel.
I don't see anything.
Oh man!
There's some more gas in my mouth.
I'm going to wash the cake.
I'm like a man, I'm just a dead ass, I'm disappointed.
I'm disappointed in you, shit.
I believe I truly am disappointed in you.
I thought he tumbled his hair into this.
Sharp has missed two-thirds of the second half.
Please don't make this a temporary game. Please.
I get it! I get it! I get it!
Come on, dude.
Put the ball in the hoop!
Tell them after the game, tell them after the game.
I did something to you.
Reigns!
Oh, Browningville, I'd say it's over, it's already over.
I mean, the game is over.
I guess you can go and put them back in this, I guess.
You're gonna suck!
What's this?
No wonder you call the trash enough to end the whole show.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on, baby!
Come on!
We said it's gonna keep the whole half, bro.
I don't understand how a number two seater sits down at an office.
How do they even get this far?
Let's go!
$40 cash out
Wow, bro, that ass could have been rich
It's the only action.
Come back is going to be insane, watch this.
I'm at the over, I'm there.
Trying to make somebody back somehow, maybe a thousand dollars.
It's over America, so I like it.
114.
There's every house that can be used.
I like this, I like this, let it off the toilet.
Let that go, slow down.
Let's shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
One, two, three, let's go!
What?
You can't do anything!
Alright, let's do next. You cannot follow your bet.
The first one is Smith. Alright, I want to hear from you.
He's led the game now. I don't know. I couldn't predict that a team comes out since 20% of the video. I don't know.
Help!
Help!
You son of a...!
You son of a...!
Help!
You have eyes! You have eyes!
What are we going to do now?
Thank you! Thank you!
I thought that we were going to suffer pain!
It's not funny!
I'm not getting mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
I'm not angry, I'm not angry.
Yeah!
That's what I got.
I'm going to use this to call the police.
I'm going to use this to call the police.
I'm actually just coming here and I can't even watch right now, it's a little weird.
I can't believe it.
Hey y'all, they're not going to put that foot out on the ground, y'all.
They're short, isn't he like the best shooter on the team?
No, it was over three this half of that video.
Hey, take sharp enough to get him to put him on the bench.
Can't shoot for shit.
Got sharp in his knee for no reason.
A lot of things that can happen. I know it's possible.
Is that 101?
That's what's going on.
That was 55.
The number is 0.
The number here, please.
First person, 16.
Keep it up.
Let's go, my boys!
Oh, yeah, go!
Let's go!
Go!
Come on!
Keep it!
Come on!
Come on!
Go!
Come on!
Go!
Woo!
Oh, it's off! Play with some urgency!
We're gonna start a team!
Fucking fuckers.
That's a foul.
No, I hate this guy.
What is that?
I don't think there's a bullet in my body that can tear less than I'm calling these out of the ring.
If you're watching this game, don't rest or show me any tears.
I'll let yous to come back. Any tears don't let you make a hole back.
Come on the team!
Stand up!
Let's go!
One, two, three!
He tossed a one-shot!
I've seen bigger combat.
Every point's not bad.
They aren't aligned.
Who's that?
Who's that old guy?
Who's that?
Who's that old guy?
Please miss.
I'll switch right now.
I think I should hold this.
That's what I want.
No, it's open.
Seven pounds.
Let's go, my dog, my deep dive.
Go.
Yeah, deep dive.
Three here is not open.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Keep it!
Yeah!
No! No! No!
Come on, get back!
Get back!
No!
No!
Actually, you're down nine and you're just letting up two off at your three thousand obsession.
It's embarrassing.
You think so?
Here we go.
Number two, see them all time.
Come on, come on, come on!
I can't see a sign of the muscles here, I'm running out of muscles!
There's not my point right here!
Because I'm your supreme star!
The muscles here are black, so they don't work!
Hey, please follow him.
Let's see the friggin' joints, and I see it's the head.
There are any other games tonight?
Fucking disgusting.
Hometown, home city, number two seat, you can't even put up 50 points.
What a disgrace.
What a disgrace of a team.
I don't even want to see him in March Madness next year.
Fucking disgrace of a team.
Fire the coach, fire the staff, kick all the players off the team,
stop and fuck it!
I'm gonna go close down the whole school!
Fuck you, shit!
I'm unloading on dude, how much does 10 bands get me?
10 bands only pays me 5k?
That weak ass shit!
She's just fucking disgusting, you don't even know how a dead ass doesn't even know how
it's possible to be that dog sheath.
How do you do that fucking dog sheath?
There's a new game to Margo over under there's a new game to Margo over under
Stop putting tech walk. It's not a tech walk of shame. Fuck you
There's always Illinois, you know, it's so crazy that we're in Jersey, I was gonna
bet on them I had it Illinois Jersey and I changed last minute because the chat
spammed Houston the chat spammed Houston I believe the chat I'm never
believing it's ever again just about $7,000
for a punch a hole in a fucking wall
We lost 7 cable 116, that's not how it works, dumbfuck.
I only won, I only won, I only won, I don't care, I don't care.
You're up 9K, it doesn't matter.
It could be up 25.
It could be up like 25K if you see.
How are you a number to see in your hometown?
And you don't even put up 50 points.
You shoot 20% from the field, you fucking bums!
Not a single player from Houston's ever go into the NBA.
I have a better chance of turning this corner,
meeting Kevin Hart and him grabbing my ass
than anybody from Houston go into the NBA.
Check the score they're down to no they're not
I guess following us you say come here no no
Oh, yeah, maybe 22.
Maybe now 22.
I cannot come back.
Shut up.
I'm looking right now.
They're down 12, bro.
They're down 12 for three minutes left.
Why don't you fucking close?
You're sad
In fact, I'm putting a hundred dollars on their money line right now. It's making me sick to my stomach
Like why did I just put a hundred dollars on Houston money line when they're down 12? What is what is wrong with me?
I'm just for I just made a donation to the fucking gambling society
Imagine they come back and I'm not in the stadium.
Oh, actually, I'm so mad.
I'll be so livid.
I'll just be mad if you want.
Hey Chris game?
You on the lane, where are you going?
I need to figure out the four seasons right?
Who is? The Guardians or the Mariners?
Mariners
Let's make some money back right it's put $2,500 on the Mariners make a little bit of money back at least please Mariners, please
I'm just chasing like a fucking moron right now. I'm just jumping on a little chaser.
I'm a dirty dirty chaser.
There's a list.
What?
We told you?
Fuck, trust me on the front.
I'm gonna send you the address Houston's down nine
It's a matter bro, it doesn't matter.
Oh my god wait, yours is only down 8 points.
Alright, I'll just set you there.
It should be nice.
Oh, fuck.
She's only down to eight points.
Is this real?
Is it a March miracle?
Oh.
Shut up.
A goal. The ref doesn't even know that. The ref just called it a goal. That's how you know these refs are incompetent. A goal?
They both suck.
Fleming.
He's gonna work the creeper on us.
He's gonna assist.
He's gonna run for the limit.
He's gonna tend and two run in the last two minutes.
He's a little too late, buddy.
That's a foul.
Everything's a foul for this fucking...
This black ref who's bald
literally hasn't taken the whistle out of his mouth the whole game.
How is that bad to say this black ref that's bald?
How is that bad?
How is that bad to say he's black and bald?
How is that bad?
If he was white and bald, I would have said the white ref that's bald.
I just described him.
Oh my God, he missed both.
Oh my God, he missed both free throws.
Three ball for Houston, maybe?
Rap doesn't call foul on anything
for the other team, does he?
Seven point game.
No shot, right?
Oh, guess who called the foul?
The bald ref again.
All he does is call fouls.
All he does is call fouls.
Literally all this rep does.
Foul foul foul.
He blow the whistle.
Fucking bum do it
Oh my god, he missed again. No, we did not
You sold bro you got to make that three that gives you guys a chance
GARDIANS!
Guardians just scored.
You actually just can't make it up.
You can't make it up.
You can't make it up.
Only watch baseball.
Why am I betting on a fucking baseball game?
I've never watched a baseball game in my life.
Never watched a baseball game in my life.
Once again, what do I do?
Hey chat, who's going to win?
Mariners or guardians?
Chat's man's guardians.
Once again.
Chat's wrong.
Every time I'm done listening to y'all, I'm gone.
I'm done.
I'm about to start this bed.
You say I'm a curse, you guys are a curse.
I'm gonna start bending opposite of what you guys say.
It is not a four-point game, you're lying, it's a point game, bruh, I open this game
inside a four-point game, you guys are lying, you're so mad, it's not a seven-point game,
I hate this chat.
Not many oilers.
The oilers aren't even playing.
Like, where do you even see oilers?
They're not even playing
Hockey
Y'all think Oilers win
Y'all think Oilers win? Bet. I'll put my money on the Vegas go to nights.
Appreciate y'all for the free win. Thank y'all in the chat. Thank y'all for the free win
in the chat. Thank y'all for the free win. Appreciate y'all. Not trusting the chat anymore.
I'm betting the opposite of what this chat says. Just put money on the Vegas go to
nights. $1,000 on them. $1,000 on the Vegas go to nights. Fuck you. I'm done
Listen to this chat.
Done, listen to this chat.
The Vegas Golden Knights are not months.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
Clearly.
Name three players. I don't think I can name a single NHL player. I just know that whatever
this chat says is the opposite of what's going to happen because you guys suck at knowing
anything.
I see a fish over here.
I'm not sassy.
Wait, Mariner's got a home rumble?
Of course.
How is it?
Oh my god, the wreck just caught a foul on it.
How is that a foul?
Alright, I'm not watching this game.
I think Illinois broke the record for free throw shy in the game
Oiler's cold.
But there's four quarters in hockey, no?
That's an oiler's wand.
Shame on me, bro, dead-ass shame on me, bro, not even throwing shame on me.
Shame on me, dude.
How long are we going to be in this car? Brother, we've been in the car for 12 minutes. It's
15 minute drive.
Can you know the codes in your door?
I mean no.
You texted me?
I don't know it.
You made it.
No I didn't. There was the one that they were gonna be given.
I swear to God we kept it.
I don't know if they're coming right.
Why are you guys seeing GG?
Why is your been acting weird all night?
I feel like shit, girl.
He got sick, so now I'm cooked.
I'm sorry, we've been moving up four flights, did a 24 hour stream.
I don't think I'll be that sick.
Where's the clue?
Well, maybe it's us.
It's whatever the code that they gave us.
I am calling him a baby of his.
He too is like odd.
I don't understand.
I've been noticing it for like three days.
I don't know what they're gonna do.
Well thank you.
You guys are sick individuals, dude.
Houston had shot two free throws the entire game and I think Illinois shot like maybe
30.
Thank you so much, bro.
I appreciate you, bro. Thank you.
I got you, bro. Thank you. Oh, shit.
Chad, I want to show y'all something, actually. Look at this.
Chad, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this, chef.
I literally was getting a bet on Illinois.
I literally was getting a bet on Illinois.
I had the jersey I was going to wear and everything and then I go live and I ask the chat and the
chat stands no, no, no, Houston clear is Houston Houston and I loose that advantage and I
Wack that shat! I'm going to take a take-off.
What's going on, Duff?
Bruce?
I
I
It's disgusting is what it is.
She's not officially lost.
What about the Mariners, bro?
What about the Mariners?
Down one, top of the eighth.
Last try, 18 plus.
I'm not going to lie, I'm doing one, I'm doing one, simple as that, I'm literally doing one.
One be one, two be two or three be three, I'll pick.
My guts telling me two be two.
My gut's telling me 2v2.
I'm doing one 11.5K battle.
Your gut told you to bet seven times trust in my gut always trust my gut. I don't care. I don't care anymore
I'm trusting my gut not listen to this chat anymore. It's up to me now. I'm trusting my gut
I'm done listening to this chat who always just scares me in the wrong direction
Lacey do this do this. We're right. We're always right. No, you're not. No, you're not
You're not, you don't know why, cause I am, cause I am.
YouTube, oh, shit.
Hey, YouTube, I'll be lots of Mario.
Now that you streaming to YouTube, Chapman, peace.
I'm going to be honest with you, I'm going to be honest with you.
You know you're due.
Oilers won.
Cool, bro.
I don't care.
Truly don't care.
I got literally truly don't care.
You should have listened to us.
Don't need to you want to know why?
Because I'm about to win crazy right now.
Straight up about to win crazy right now.
Don't even need to listen to y'all.
It doesn't even matter.
You know what?
so little to what y'all are about to see on this, on this, on this battle right now. It's so little
compared to what y'all are about to see straight up. It literally doesn't even matter to me
compared to what y'all are about to see right now.
Not even gonna play music.
Not even gonna play music.
Gonna sit here fully locked in.
Don't even need a new shit.
Cause watch this.
This just feels good.
This just feels good.
This just feels like a fucking gold mine.
Okay, a dollar.
25 cents.
Okay, doesn't it just feel like a goldmine?
Doesn't it just feel like it?
Come on.
Literally, this feels like it.
You know, AI can...
Let me know who you're betting on tomorrow so I can bet against you, but we'll do we'll
do brother.
We'll do brother.
Just getting rinsed here.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Our first goal.
Come on.
What's that?
What is that?
our first goal come on what's that what is that nice no
Okay, come on, just fix my day, please, fix my day, please, nice.
Chat, could turn out to be pretty nice if it just fixes, you know?
Okay, nice shoes.
Nice shoes.
Just give me a gold.
Oh, they got double bracelets.
Oh no, double pendants, that's 2,800.
Oh.
No, no, no, no, come on, you got to give me, I got a Drake hoodie, oh my god I got a Drake
hoodie.
Oh, they got headphones, nice bro, you might as well just jerk me off.
Give me a gold, come on, I know you want to.
Shadow, I'm gonna get another gold, right?
I don't care about the oilers.
A watch?
$500 watch. Surely I get a watch, right? Or surely I get a gold? No? Okay. I mean, I think
I'm up if I win. I don't think I'm winning though. I don't think I'm winning right now.
I think I'm losing. I think I'm losing. How am I losing with a gold? You can't
I made this shit up!
I'm selling my teammate!
Parking lot, please. Parking lot, please.
Oh, they just want a car.
Oh my God, I want a car.
Oh my God, what is that?
Please give me something crazy.
Please give me something crazy.
Please, please.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
I
Hit a golden get a $2,000 shitty at I can't make it up. Please please go
The stars, the car they shine for
Baby, you saved my whole life
Everything you do
Now you wouldn't save me with all
You wouldn't
You wouldn't
You wouldn't save me with all
You wouldn't
I'll roll the song for you
You wouldn't
All the things you do
And it was called yellow feet
So then I took my hands and
Oh, what a thing to do
And it was all yellow feet
I mean, this is actually the worst day ever.
I
Don't have one more chat
Could I could if that would have flipped one more to that boat I would have won crazy, but
They got a car
You can't make it up. Just worse luck of worse luck of all time. Let me guess the lawyer. Let me guess the lawyers lost
Or there's one. Oh, yeah, okay. Let me guess the Mariners lost to
It's like everything I touch.
I lost it all. I don't want to talk about it, bro.
Didn't get a win all month on pack draw.
Lost every, like every, every team that I sports bet on, gone in an instant.
It's already off, Anticom.
Like, is it bad that I'm deadass, but I just chase?
Like, I'm about to just unload on Duke.
If I put $10,000 on Duke tomorrow, is there any other locks tomorrow?
Like Duke in my head is a lock.
Are there any other locks in games tomorrow?
Any like actual locks?
The Lakers.
No, I'm not banning Lakers though.
Michigan.
Michigan, Alabama's a lock.
Is that a lock though?
I don't know anything about baseball.
Go EV, thanks for the 500 bits bro, I feel you bro, I feel you dude.
I can't wait till one cup comes and I can just bet the house on it and I can just bet
the house on Brazil every time.
It's gonna feel so good.
Is there anything I can react to?
I
Believe it drop I gotta log into my Spotify
Oh, get code.
It's delayed?
What's delayed?
We've got delayed?
Yeet album?
Is Yeet album good or not?
Yeet album is good or not?
A-D-L.
Opportunity meets change.
What purpose meets a player.
This is a new life.
A new possibility.
A new day.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to say, um, that was pretty, pretty, I was, okay, that was a decent, not a decent.
We got to lose control by yeetin' Elton John.
I
Wait, is it on John dead
oh you know it so baby let's go oh I fuck with this I actually fuck with this
anyway
so baby let's go you know that you got a girl don't you come on let's go
Flashin' lights in my face, camera lights at night
You can step away, still on the side of you
Still, it was outside by bills, it makin' money, girl
I don't feel like a little bitch last week, yeah, got a little wonder about that
Yo, I did ask you to see myself playin' this in the car, anybody else?
Can I get some retweets in the shed?
Fuck it up, man, that's the beer, got the money, all my money, got ideas
Every bitch gon' pull up in the hours, still on
Feelin' the glow, yeah, yeah, that I was dealin'
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Put your side in the sand, let's let it bomb
Oh, ooh, ooh
It was a new way to turn down the clock
Yeah, I'm the best wheel that got to go, yeah
I'm a lose control
Every time I'm on the bed, I'm a lose control
I'm a lose control, I'm a lose control
I'm a lose, I'm a lose control
Still, it was outside by mills
It's making money in a room
I don't know if I lose this list
Yeah, I got a new one depending how I come
Hey come on Chels get some on me 32s going to chat
you
you
you
you
you
The Hades brought me more love
Guaranteed my fights is different than yours was
Jump on power and I was born up
When all y'all treated me like an orphan
The classes turned me to daddy warbucks
The staples for the robberies and fortress
The fame was only getting me more buzz
Some of my lovers turned those ones
The fame was truly growing my thoughts up
I brought a white queen to the altar
We couldn't have her as we get louder
What's the Captain Fights?
The Kevin Costner, Mr. Keppie Cost, Birkin is a toss-up.
It's a blitty love and it's bulk love.
She would never let me fuck if I was fucked up.
Why you think we run it up, boy?
The truth hurts on me tough love.
The hero became the villain now, we gon' send it up to go a million miles, and she ain't
dealing with no shadow house, she want that Iron Man like 20 pounds of trove, it's why
People throwing in the town
That dope inside the street be like ouch
They don't take it to the heist that ouch
Go, they burn ouch, oh that's like a mouth
Go, they had to run but easy got it now
Go, it's over with for them like it's a ouch
Troll
You know what season it is
Hey!
Hey!
Alright Connie, ain't talk to me!
I need more DMG, give it up, give it up
Send it up, send it up, pair it up
It's a must, it's a must
That's your debit card, these are hers
Show them how you feed the billion in the clutch
We gon' run it up, a lean in a rush
If you're not scared, you ain't dreamin' big enough
Look at worldwide, like I said I was a chump
No, I cheated on when the storm said John
Send it up, send it up
Send it up, send it up, it's a must, it's a must
Ten times, ten, ten times out of ten, feel it's fast
That's the black, it's a white, it's a neon
All the rest to the bam, I'm the vise and the gents
Catch you walking out the bar, but shopping like you up again
No, they can't avoid this, not the one to go against
Bust a South Side with me, this is full of noise, bitch
She get ass in a stick around, she don't know it yet
She got back in a pretty smile, shorty boys in
You don't play with your emotions.
Now you roll thin.
Right, but girl, they gone broke.
Boy, I got a broken.
They got tendencies to drop big.
See, he don't hit him.
I've got tendencies.
I'm broke.
Fist rings both hands.
Don't a true fucking sobering.
Y'all don't understand.
Next to me, you niggas show the cans.
And the grand kids.
What the hell?
Yo, I'm not going to lie.
Drake would never draw some trash like this.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
And hear our prayer.
Please love me whenever we pray.
I just want to say thank you, Lord.
I just want to say thank you, Lord.
Hold on. You get back to the house.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You sit back.
Hold on.
Then we better out of bed.
Father.
Wake up to the new me I used to be a world star
Now I'm making new sweet I used to hang on an island
Now I'm far too street Covers grow, became blind
Every flight is a movie Bye bye to my old self
Wake up to the new me I used to be a world star
Now I'm making new sweet I used to hang on an island
I don't know him, just not us.
I'm just not the biggest Cognac in the world.
I smell good. I feel good.
And you sing good.
I make love good.
She used to be a lone star
Waking up to loose seas
Oh!
Used to live up in the 70s
Now I've bought two streets
Always dealing with the keen drive
Now I smell a blue beach
Used to be feedlite
Now I'm trapped at the blue beach
Help us now
Turn me up!
I mean I'm gonna be honest like this is this album is ass
I'm trying to see if I can take it
As I misunderstood, I'm up and missing
Take it, I could have the work
It was back-breaking
They thought I'm a cheater, thought I was playing
Take this one of Mars, like I'm mad
Hang on, hang on, hang on
It's not safe to hang on your head
As I like, it's just true
Don't think that's my job, I'm with you
I don't know why you're leaving me, actually
I don't wish to hang on you
I'm just honest with you
Everything I've got, I've got
I've got a lot of things that I'm thinking of
I chop a fly on everything
You know, from my wife I'm put away in fear
Your opinion doesn't matter much
You know, my life has never been better than this
You say wow, you say wow
You say wow, you say wow
You say wow, you say wow
You say wow, you say wow
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is happening?
All right, all right, that's good, honey.
This is so exciting, isn't it?
Hello.
That was the song?
I can believe that the way you are.
Somebody guys already played tracks on Michael Jordan and shoot free throws.
Anybody that's something that much and that long, and it's that good, it's gotta pay off.
Can't go there and do nothing but go home.
Isn't that fun?
The many things they can do something that you really love to do.
I
We don't have to worry
And we don't have to hold on
The pain we left behind
Won't give you a try
And now you've got all the love
All the shine
It's always been there
And I'm sure you'll find it
But you know
I'm not the one
Who's going to take you
And I'm sure you'll find it
But you know I'm not the one
Who's going to take you
Because of his name, just because he's a legend and used to drop bangers and albums y'all
just dick right like this is not good
just cuz it's con gay all the way that is so good no this shit sucks his last two
albums have sucked he's ruining his legacy by dropping cool shit
I was born in all the time
I was born in all the time
And now I'm like, you tell me what was good for us
It was trashed up, I don't know what was good for us
I was truly
And now you get all the love
All the shine
I was born in all the time
And now I'm like, you tell me what was good for us
have a different taste in music than other people, sure.
But this shit is ass.
It's his ass.
It's dog shit.
And it's just happened the last two coffee hours.
Burping is ass.
I'm gonna drop this shit.
I just want some new music passes and go.
I'm gonna sing a song upon it at my best.
I'm gonna drop it.
I'm gonna drop it.
I'm gonna drop it.
I'm gonna drop it.
I'm gonna drop it.
I had to learn to read between the lines
Overboard when they mention me at times
Know the laws in the vision was to burn
To let it pull my social tension's on and climb
Not to mention they forget to make some hounds
When you feel like Sunday's this thing in its prime
You should dream about this everyday
The way to hate is living me
I know it's the truth for a woman free
But it's worse living than this is made
First taking good men away, father's been a tender tender age, mother's fright for a living wage
Oh, I'm a pig too
But this is the time to take it over, out of space going solar
Oh, I'm a punch-truck hungover
I'm a punch-truck hungover
We are not ready for that conversation yet.
I'm not trying to be an asshole, but y'all can not lie.
Out of every song we've heard so far, y'all, even if you're a biggest carnival in the world,
you're not in a single one of these two playlists.
You are not getting in your car and putting on a single one of these songs.
You're not going to be at a party and put on a single one of these songs.
Like, it's just facts.
I'll put on your headphones and put on a single one of these songs
What they gonna do with them take some time off they act like they don't remember
Couple four nights and at least two winners back with the head taps in the head
So I'm the form of money fast and can not go with her
Throw it in the bag like a fast car pitcher
Yes it ain't a hate but a designated hitter
Give it all you got, it does not make a difference
I've been high off rhythm and I'm finna OG
White feet just hit the runway
O-O-K, they hit me so hard but it's N-R-G
Can not keep a little model hands off me
There's nothing to discuss till we mad come and speak
We never get used to some of our little keys
Make it count filled with no fear of all the people
Anti-heroes into manatees
And all of you, all of you, all of you
The boldest fear of them
Is all that we want
All of you, all of you
Yes, baby, yes, baby
You think you can never go just right now
But look, let me tell you something, too
What they do, they beat you up
I'm not kidding y'all can say this is dick some
y'all can say this is glaze y'all can say whatever you want
when I say this I'm not rage-meaning I truly mean it I would rather hop in my car and put on
Blackboy Max's new album than this new Kanye album I put that oh god I'm so serious I like
like I'm so serious Max has dropped two better albums than the last two Kanye albums and that's
That's facts, I don't care.
That's literally facts.
This shit is trash.
Are you reacting to Iceman?
Yeah, I'm a throw-perry, you know what I'm talking about.
I didn't change your heart, I felt dependent first.
Lot of pain, lot of hurt, but still could have been worse.
In that bitch city in Poconsition, when you were a bird,
she had the nuka bird of all the young ones and girls.
Now, payment on the calls, she can live and own a purse,
go to work for whatever she's saying, whatever works.
I'll employ it early in the story, I was starting off,
acting for a focus before I couldn't afford a car.
Now, she finna throw it like she's doing for an auto-park.
Meeting with some ministers, she came, time was lighting up.
I haven't seen the king of this world and left my daughters
I'm falling for the fake news that I'm bargain all the same shot probably spend blocks in a armored car
Daddy won't you see cuz it's right behind life gave me lemons made of armor on a box
I feel like on a sportsman contract terminated on the spot
They wanna pack it for forever not easy
When I'm crashing now
They go hate it with a passion now. I love it
It still couldn't be worse in the big city imposition when you were first the
I love what it's like, this is the only one I like so far!
dude's just wrestling in the ring?
What the fuck?
And my thoughts went blank
I went and kissed her for a while
She kissed her for a while
She cried and cried
She didn't have to tell me she was a sign for it
I doubted we were in a rage and got my mind for it
I don't know if I'm gonna find my point
This thing is being crazy, don't mind for it
She didn't have to tell me she was a sign for it
I'm not in the range of my mind, boy
Oh, my mind, boy
Remember, remember, say that her love
No, you just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
It's a game of, it's a game of
I hate to see the sisters in the night
They hate to see the sisters in the night
They hate to see the sisters in the night
I'm excited!
Mark, I'm not gonna lie to you!
So, I don't know you- I don't-
I'm good.
Am I sitting here forcing myself to listen to that trash?
I'm just keeping it real, bro.
I'm just keeping it real. Like, I can't.
It's just not even...
I can't sit here and force myself to listen to this.
Yeah, y'all can go.
I stopped the Yeet Atom after four songs.
I stopped the Kanye Atom after six.
I mean, I'll try the Fetty.
I gave my time for you
In a hole in the soles of the big fat dead baby
baby I'm about to fade away I don't care if you miss this play baby I'm getting out of
there can't listen like a leap of paper baby I enjoy the play
can't most once in a pair of turkeys baby I'm feeling like a
Is Fettie doing like R&B?
This is actually-
Baby, I ain't ever coming down
Everything's better when your heart mellys me so loud
I enjoy the sound
And I got a paper play store
Baby, come on, do it again
Still rolling up, got my two fingers up
Baby, I'm feeling like a tailor
In the hills, we just walk in a tear
Just to smoke and enjoy the view
And I got a place every day
Baby
Like actually what was the last good album dropped?
It was Don's
Octane
Octane's the only good album this year that got dropped has okay besides octane. What has dropped that was good
The boys album was good too.
I didn't like J. Coles.
I didn't like J. Coles personally.
80 L's to fire.
You know what we're all waiting for dude, like just drop ice man bro, just do it.
I'll give Kanye's one more shot.
you
you
you
you
you
You
When it checks
And no it is music though because it's an album and it's a song with a beat and lyrics it is music in its trash
so I don't want to hear that bullshit of it's not music it's art it's not it's
trash is what it is it is music it quite literally is a song it's music
Don't take this as disrespect, I'm sitting here trying to be the director
Pitch about it every night and day to try to stay away to keep my eyes on you
But don't take this as disrespect, I'm still here, here to stop that trot
Fuck you, I didn't want you to die like you're born like a baby
Fuck you now, you can get more out of here by the night
I was at home by myself, yeah
It ain't the same feeling with some tidy ass
I feel like a clone of myself, yeah
See, I ain't got a lie right that tells the truth
But I tell the truth about everything
Everything, everything
Yeah, I tell the truth about everything
Yeah, in time
You can call me the way you feel
To you, to you, to you
On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a change of shoreline
Selfless, breathable, just in your bed
Both dumb and strong like the lights
So true
And that is why
I
They ain't nobody bigger than the program
They ain't bigger than the program
My ex first in slow death
I just hit my criminal cop man
He said I love you when I knock him back
I forgot I have a heart attack
I thought you stuck your head in but he made it back
There we go, stay attached to each other's plans
Pies and loans
Pies and loans
I want you to learn I know
Highs and lows
Highs and lows
Say you'll never let me go
Don't let me go
Go like you used to
I want you to learn I know
Don't let me go
Don't let me down
Put your bullet in my nose
The time is now. Right now. This is the hour. This is the new dawn. This is the new day.
Now is the time. For nature and all her glory have named you her king. She has named you
You the king?
King?
King?
King?
King?
You the king?
Just that feeling we need more of
That hate is probably more love
Damn it team, my fights is different than yours was
Jump off power and I was born up
When I was out treating me like an old friend
The classes turned me to daddy's wall bucks
The staples for the robberies and porches
The fame was only getting me more first
The pain was only getting me more buzzed
Some of my love was turned off swans
The pain was truly blurring my thoughts up
I brought a white queen to the officer
Couldn't happen without Barney Lutter
What's the Kelly Pikes, what's the Kelly Krossnug?
What's the Kelly Krossnug?
It's a talk-suck
Is it really love and it's both love?
She would never let me fuck if I was fucked up
Why you think we run it up for?
The truth hurts on me tough love
Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone
The hero became a villain now, we gon' send her up and go a million miles
And she ain't dealing with no shallow house, she want that Iron Man like 20 pound trunk
That's why people throwin' in the towel, oh, that dope nits on the strip, it like out
They don't take it to the heist that I'll go
They burn out on that blackened mouth
They had to run but easy got it now
No, it's over with for them but it's an out trope
You know what seems to be the end
I fuck with that song
Hello?
Is it over?
Hello?
Is it over?
You would think I'm standing outside, how I'm going in
Jumping out the gym while they calling on the Lord rim
Graduation days, I was coming for the glory then
Blessings rained in pouring in, I need more than me
Give it up, give it up, send it up, send it up
It's a must, it's a must, nice and epic cause, it's a hurts
Show em how you did a billion in clutch, we gon' run it up a lean and rush
If they don't scare you, you ain't human big enough
Took the world by it, like I said I was a junk
Yo, I cheated on when the storm said junk
Send it up, send it up, send it up, it's a must
Ten times ten, ten times out of ten
And it's fast back and black, any why
I've been in a boat, dressed to the bam
I'm alive and against, can't you walk in
That's a barbershop, the night ain't worth the gain
No, they can't avoid this, not the one to go against
Fuck the south side with me, this is killer noise bitch
She been asking to stick around, she don't know I get
She got back in a pretty smile, shorty boys in
You gon' play with your emotions, now you roll thin
That's the girl they gonna work for, gotta work in
They got Tennessee
Listen bro, um
Like I said dude, music is subjective, it's opinion based
You can like some artists, you can not like some artists
You can like some songs, you can not like some songs
I'll never shame anybody for liking music and having their own opinion
but
Kanye it's time to go
It's time to retire
Your last two albums were absolute trash you hyped them up for a year for it to be garbage
You'll never top anything you've ever done in the past
I've lost all hope in hearing a good Kanye album again. I really have I really have like I
There was maybe two good songs on this album that I would listen to but if we're being honest
Whether you're a Kanye fan or not,
you're not adding any of these songs to your playlist.
You're not adding any of these songs
when you're on in the car.
You're not putting any of these songs on
when you got your headphones into the gym.
You're not putting any of these songs on when you're sad.
Like, it's trash.
It's garbage.
It's garbage.
It's a one-time listen.
It really is.
And I get hyped because I'm like,
oh, Kanye dropped an album.
I'm so excited, let's listen to it.
And it turns out to be trash.
it turns out to be trash.
And I don't dislike Kanye.
I really do like Kanye.
I like a lot of Kanye's old music,
but the last two albums have been trash
and he's gonna ruin his legacy
by just not packing it up
and continuing to drop trash.
What happened to music?
Actually, what happened to music?
This is sad.
I like, there's just no good music dropping anymore.
You have shit music taste, that's fine, that's fine.
I might, but I just can't see how,
whether you're a Kanye fan or not a Kanye fan,
and I'm neither, I'm like right in the middle.
I don't hate Kanye and I don't love Kanye,
but this just isn't a good album.
which is not.
Same guy who likes that new Don Toliver.
I do like that new Don Toliver.
I really do.
Well, like I said, I'm not gonna say
like anybody's wrong for liking this.
If you like it, then you like it.
That's your taste of music.
It's personally not mine.
It's personally not mine.
I do not like this album.
these albums trash like I actually I'm not gonna lie I need to cleanse my brain I need
to cleanse my brain
Even out in the club and our hoes are still dumb
You somewhere in the house or else pretending you in love
Spongebob hit that nigga that you're being your scrub
Like I wanna know what's up, what happened on us
You knew they could pretend to be the man you're stung like
Had a good eye, get you in my ceiling like a flood like
We was spinning live and we got it out the mud like
All I got is memories of thinking what it was like
I ain't tryna style it in my face, pop it in my face
Put it on the ground, it's supposed to be my ace
I'ma hate it hard, I'ma hate it way too hard
I'm hating hard, I'm hating on you too hard, I'm hating hard, I'm hating on you too hard
It's crazy the difference, it's crazy the difference, Drake, I can't wait for Isabel and Drake, please drop Isabel and Mark, please, like, that's, I'm not gonna lie, it's actually the only thing that could save music right now.
We've had back-to-back trash Kanye albums every album besides Don Toliver's that
has dropped in 2026 has been trashed. I'm still sitting here listening to Drake's
last album waiting for Ice Man to drop because there's been no new music that's
worth adding to the playlist you're listening to. It's really, it's a simple.
What are you going to say if Drake's album is ass?
If Drake drops a bad album, I'm going to be very hurt.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be very hurt.
Like, I will be truly hurt.
My heart will hurt.
I will be upset.
That's why I feel so bad for Kanye fans.
I truly do feel so bad for you guys.
Like I feel so bad for Kanye fans because y'all get so excited and so hyped over these
albums that he hypes up and is going to drop and then he just drops a buck in a trash in
a trash bin and y'all got to sit here and try to defend it when you know it's trash.
But if Drake drops a trash album, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be hurt.
I'm going to be very hurt because it's very hyped up and I've been waiting.
gonna glaze it no matter what? No I'm not. I'm not gonna glaze Drake's new album no
matter what. I'm gonna give an honest unbiased music review.
Why is my computer is not loading anything?
What's Drake's worst album? That's honestly hard. Like, I'm not going to lie, that's
genuinely hard. If you look at all of Drake's albums, his worst album? Oh my god. My least
favorite out of Drake's albums?
Because disc two is so good on the school being.
I'll be honest I love some sexy songs for you.
I really love this album. Take care of my favorite album of all time.
views is so good. People hate on certified lover boy and hated when it came out but if you look
through the actual track list
you
you
you
you
you
I think this is just the album I've listened to the least.
Drake doesn't have a bad album.
Drake really doesn't have a bad album.
And what sucks too is if you look at Kanye, Kanye doesn't have a bad album until this
one wasn't that bad it had some good songs but after don't after Donda like
vultures was asked vultures too was asked Donda too was asked and I don't
know that's my opinion though after Donda I think honey just
I don't think you can put on a single song from this album and I know it.
Besides Carmelville.
You're outro by the way.
I mean, yeah, promotion's a great song.
She says she needed the emotions.
A good song.
I say chatter is key.
Shut it.
It's like field trip.
But, bro, y'all aren't listening.
You guys, here's what y'all to understand.
If you go to the past three Kanye albums, the best songs.
Are ones that is carried by other artists.
That's facts.
That's facts.
It's literally facts.
I like Moon.
Did you guys imagine if
Dondo was his last album?
If Dondo was Kanye's last album and he didn't drop these albums, one of the greatest discographies
of all time.
This shit is really, it is really neat bro.
You want to have an outro song?
I mean that's fair but like, my outro song.
She said she leaving her boyfriend.
She want to meet me out of his cotton.
She lookin pretty, she lookin gorgeous
We makin love, but we all list
She won't stop, stop, stop, give her a head shot
Break her to Madbuck, no hope, just let it go
Tryna get sad, yeah
Sounds good, field trip's carried
This ain't chatter, it's key
Got it, it's too early, man
Right, it's too early, man
Got it, it's too early, man
Got it, it's too early, man
Got it, it's too early, man
Got it, it's too early, man
This song is so good, I've never heard it, no this song is great, but it's just carried.
It's he, Kanye, I carried.
Hey, speaking of Kanye, I'm going to get off and get some sleep chat, W stream in the chat,
W games.
Not 100% sure what I'm doing tomorrow.
Maybe I'll viewing party the Duke game, but tomorrow's probably just going to be a chill
desktop day.
Maybe I'll see if I can play games on this laptop, but tomorrow's probably going to
be a shorter stream.
exhausted. And then I feel like super tired. And then we have a marathon 24
seven with marlin on the 29th. So and then on the 28th, we're going to the elite eight,
which I'm pretty sure is Iowa versus Illinois. And we're going with sketch.
So sketch will be with us at the next game on the 28th for the elite eight.
Gonna be hammering bets tomorrow. I'm probably going to go live little
desktop maybe react to the Duke game and then maybe see if I can play a game but
We'll be a shorter stream tomorrow
W stream in a chat. I love y'all
And I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow, man. I don't have I don't have my outro so I'm gonna just do this
I just put your bitch on another