Lacy
🔵 MARCH MADNESS TOUR DAY 9 🔵 CHILL DESKTOP 🔵 DUKE WATCHPARTY 🔵 MOD APPLICATIONS 🔵 SIDEMEN INSIDE 🔵 IRL WITH SKETCH TMR 🔵
03-27-2026 · 10h 15m
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We hear is the red-o working what is that question why do you just come in here and ask me is the red-o working
St. John's upset. Do not even put that negative-ass energy into the air, bro. Do not even put
that negative-ass energy into the air, okay? Wait, what shadow am I looking at right here?
You're a curse. I'm not a curse. I'm not a curse. And I'm here to tell y'all, bro.
Today is either going to be the saddest stream of all time or the littlest stream
of all time, okay?
Today is one of two things, all right,
but I told y'all yesterday,
today's just gonna be a chill desktop,
you know, just on some vibey shit,
not doing too much, Drew's sick,
there's nothing really to IRL in Houston,
there's no games in person today in Houston.
So I'm just gonna be on desktop chilling.
I think what we're gonna do today is
we're gonna do mod applications.
So I'm gonna send y'all a mod application
And anybody who wants to be a mod can fill out the mod application and we're gonna go through them on stream
Maybe pick out a few new mods from the chat. Okay
Then after that I am telling y'all right now. I am genuinely slamming Duke like I
Think it's gonna be my biggest bet I've done in a while
said Super Bowl
I'm thinking about doing $20,000 on Duke today
I'm dead ass thinking about doing 20 bands on Duke.
Could that be a horrible decision?
It could be.
GG, don't put that negative ass energy into the air bro.
We don't need any negativity.
We don't need any negativity today.
Stop putting that negative ass energy in the air.
So what I'm thinking about doing is $15,000
on Duke Moneyline and then $5,000 on Duke Moneyline
plus Cambooser over on points.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think I'm going to do it.
I think I'm going to slam it.
I'm going to slam it.
And then we're going to do a little watch
party for the game, for the Duke game today.
And then after that, I don't know.
This is a gaming laptop.
Oh, also, also, I got official permission
and whitelisted from Netflix to watch Sidemen Inside on Stream.
So I think we're going to watch the first episode tonight,
like after the game.
We're going to watch the new Sidemen Inside episode,
so y'all can watch it with me.
And I'm allowed to show the screen and everything.
So I got full permission to watch Sidemen Inside on Stream.
So I'm going to be doing probably, like, every day
at the end of the stream, maybe watching the end,
like watching the episodes.
So, I haven't started yet, so it's gonna be full episode one.
If you did start, I'm sorry that you started,
but I'm gonna watch it on stream.
And it's free content, so why not?
It's literally free content, so it might as well.
So shout out Netflix for giving me perms
and whitelisting me.
I'm pretty sure the only streamers
that are whitelisted to watch it is Marlin
because he's in it, and all the other contestants
that are in the show.
And I'm pretty sure I'm the only streamer
outside of the show that's allowed to watch it.
I could be wrong, though.
Ron said he is.
Oh, they're Ron's allowed to.
Ron's allowed to.
But yeah, so that's pretty cool.
I'm going to be doing that, trying to think.
And then I don't know.
Do you guys think this gaming laptop can run a game?
Hold on.
I want to see what the specs are on this gaming laptop.
Let me know if these specs are good.
I don't know a lot about PCs.
It has an Intel Core i9, Intel Core i9, 32 gigabytes memory,
a NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070 GPU.
That's really good.
Yeah, I'm going to need a keyboard.
I'm definitely going to need a keyboard.
A shooter keyboard?
You can get any keyboard you want.
Lil D, Lil D.
Chad's started calling Drew Lil D.
It's his new nickname now,
because I saw him get out of the shower this morning.
I saw him get out of the shower this morning,
and started calling him Lil D.
Yes, I did.
It's Lil D.
It's Lil D.
But, inside calling is,
first of all, reactions.
Let's get into reactions.
Is there anything that I need to react to?
I don't think Siskie made a thing today.
a thing today. So L 60 in the chat. Can we get an L 60 spam? I don't think 60 made a
thread today. He did never mind. It's gonna W 60 send spam going in the chat. W 60. But
anything you all want me to react to post it in this thread right here. We do a thread
every day in the calm for stuff for me to react to. So here's the thread mods pin
it. And I'm gonna do some reactions in that bitch. Um, but yeah, we got a lot
of stuff coming up soon, bro. Tomorrow, Sketch pulls up to Houston. Me and Sketch are gonna go,
we have court side tickets to the Iowa versus Illinois game. So, me and Sketch are gonna go to
the Iowa versus Illinois game together, IRL stream it. And then after that, Sketch said he
wants to go bar hopping in Houston, of course. So, I think we're gonna go bar hopping in
Houston. But, wanted to let y'all know, not gonna be drinking. Not gonna be drinking. Don't
I hope to say, of course, I'm not gonna be drinking.
As you guys know, I did quit alcohol as of yesterday.
I am day one of quitting alcohol.
I actually might go to an alcohol anonymous group online.
Do you think you can find one of those groups?
Like, you know how they do those like Zoom meetings?
Do you think you can find an alcohol anonymous group
for me to go to?
I don't think it's service.
There are people who have alcohol problems.
Kind of a lot of the, you know,
broadcasting kind of 15,000 people.
I don't give a fuck.
I have alcohol problems.
Pre-drinking with sketch tomorrow.
I'm not drinking with sketch tomorrow.
I'm gonna go out with sketch,
but I'm approved to y'all that I can have fun
without drinking.
You can, chat, fun fact, fun fact.
You can have fun in life without having to consume alcohol.
You can go out to bars and clubs and have fun
without putting alcohol into your system.
Fun fact, letting y'all know.
Letting y'all know.
It's a thing, it's a real thing.
Go LARP.
I'm not LARPing, I'ma be honest.
I really wanna just relax today
and just chill on desktop,
like do some reactions, maybe play a game,
watch Sidemen, I don't really wanna IRL dude,
I'm fucking exhausted.
I feel like I've been going nonstop
for the last week,
and then in two days,
I have a fucking three-day marathon where I'm gonna be live 24-7 with Marlin play
content king what is that what is content king
it's a streamer simulator game where do I download it at where do I get it at
Steam? Okay, but Teemu. So you want me to buy a game on Teemu.
Content King is actually peak. Okay, I mean, yeah, I'll get Content King. Sure, dude.
Sure. Hold on. I don't even know if I have Steam on this laptop. Do I have Steam on here?
I do. Content King. Who made this? Am I in the game?
wait there's no way I'm in the game yes I don't know my steam password why is my
username Lacey loves his sister I don't even have a sister
Oh no Chad, I don't know my steam password.
Huh!
Let me know!
Let me know!
Okay!
Yeah, I don't know my steam password, I'm gonna have to reset it.
Alright, I'll wait, I'll wait to do that.
I'll get into reactions right now.
Go do Sidemen charity match practice.
Do y'all think I have to practice for that?
She had a good question.
Do y'all think that I have to practice for that?
Before it becomes too late, I'm just going to fucking do it.
Before we get into reaction chat, I'm literally just gonna do it. I'm literally just gonna do it
I'm literally gonna do it
Go ahead spin the GGs up
Go ahead spin the GGs up bro. I'm just gonna do it. Let's start to stream off fucking
Let's start to stream off right bro. Let's start the fucking stream off right shall we?
Let's start the stream off right shall we?
here we go here we go is right here we go is right red V with the 10 gifted W10
gifted in the chat thank you for the 10 Russell let's start the stream off right
brother
now I'm not gambling I'm not gambling I'm not about a gamble I'm not about a
gamble I'm very simply placing a bet on the Duke game before I get into reaction
so I don't forget okay okay now I'm posting this link in the chat because as
you guys know the March Madness Tour is sponsored by Onyx so every game is
sponsored by Onyx okay if you guys want if you are above the age of 18 and you
want to sign up on Onyx you can use code lacy and get $150 free cash if
If you deposit 10, do not start sports betting
if you have never done it before.
Do not, I'm telling you, you're going to lose your money, OK?
And if you're under the age of 18, do not either, OK?
Here's the link.
Mods, pin that link real quick.
Now, I think I'm going to slam Duke.
I'm a big Duke fan, and yesterday we lost to Houston.
And I'm genuinely thinking about unleashing $15,000
on this game.
I'm genuinely thinking about like fully unleashing 15k on this game.
Checking location.
An error finding your location.
Huh?
I'm in Texas dude.
I'm in Texas, dude.
I'm in Texas.
I'm literally in Texas. No.
I'm not doing my phone. Hold on. I'm gonna try to refresh the whole browser.
Unless Drew was doing some naughty shit on a VPN when I was asleep.
Drew, are you doing some naughty shit, Drew?
Drew?
Drew, are you being naughty?
I'm not being naughty.
You're being naughty, weren't you?
I'm very much a bad ass student that I talked to
as soon as we got back.
Yeah, I keep saying there is an error
finding your location.
Fuck it.
All right.
Okay, 20K on a minus 290 money line.
All right, so tell me, is there another thing that I should add in here?
Do I do Cambooser over 17 and a half points and put 15K on that?
I'm not happening bro, it's too risky, it's too risky.
There's gotta be another thing I can add in here on top of Duke's Moneyline Chat, right?
15K would change my life right now.
Okay.
Okay, in 15 Ks about a fucking make mine a lot nicer.
Trust your gut, you said.
I'm asking this chat, is there any other guaranteed locks?
What if I did Michigan and Duke Moneyline?
I don't trust Michigan.
I don't trust Michigan.
But it but only 5k profit on a $15,000 bet is dog shape
I'm only making 5k
Boozer over assists what's boozers assist number I
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. What about boozer? Oh, I don't like it
What about the points what about the points hold on a minute what about the points?
going to be a defensive game.
So what if I went to the points?
What if I went to the points?
And I did under 152.
Under 152.
Surely this game goes under 152.
right chat? And I just put 15k on it and I make 24. That seems like a deal. That seems like a deal.
Don't bet the points. It's going to be a close game. Could go to overtime.
Trust your gut, Lacey.
Trust your gut, Lacey.
Trust your gut, Lacey.
sure got Lacey is 152 you're full of fat lies fuck you bro fuck you bro they
I need to have location settings on in my browser.
I'm confused.
Did you use that?
I was going to get settings?
Yeah.
How do I get my location settings on?
I have to fart.
Dude!
Location off, back on.
Refresh.
Chad's not disgusting to fart.
Oh my God, this is a lot, Chad.
I'm really worried right now.
Why would I ask Ron?
Please tell me what Ron would know
about a Duke St. John's fucking points.
Chad, does this game go under 152 points, yes or no?
I feel like it's gonna be a defensive game.
Fuck it. I'm doing it. I'm sending it. I'm sending it. I got a ride heavy. I got a ride heavy
No, no, no, not 142. No, no 152 152. Okay 15,000
Place pick I sent it. I sent it. I sent it. I sent it. I sent it. I sent it. I sent it. Oh my god. I sent it
So am I chasing this?
It hits.
I'm confident in my pick.
Okay.
I said I was unleashed in 20, so I'm going to do, I'm going to do, here's what I'm going
to do for this.
I'm going to do duke money line again, okay.
I'm going to do cambooser over 19 and a half points.
No, over 17 and a half points.
I'm going to do cambooser over eight and a half rebounds.
I'm double dipping.
Yes, I'm double dipping.
I'm a dirty double dipper.
And then I'm gonna do Iowa State Moneyline.
Bro's off-stream betting on hockey games, fuck you.
Are you doing a lock-clock?
I know, I don't.
I know, I don't, I know, I don't.
Chad, is this a lock?
Duke Moneyline, Camp Booser, over eight and a half rebounds.
Iowa State money line, Cam Boozer, 17 and a half points.
Plus 214, put five bands on, how much does that pay, 15K?
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
I don't know about the points.
Iowa State.
Over 10 and a half rebounds.
I don't like Boozer's points. All right, is there a good Iowa player chat? Is there a good Iowa state player?
Who's the best player for Iowa State real quick before I get into reactions? Yo, am I getting view-botted?
I think I am
No, no, no, I think I am, I think I am, I think I am.
A lot of bronze chat is here today.
Nah, but this is not a nor- this is not- even when no one else is lying, this is still
a lot higher than normal.
It's like...
You're going viral.
Someone give me one more lock.
Give me one more lock.
One more lock for this parlay.
Michigan Money Line?
Yeah, but that's a fucking gimme, dude.
That's a gimme.
That's a gimme.
Dodger's Moneyline, I don't know about baseball though, but Dodger's Moneyline does make this
look really nice. Dodger's Moneyline does make this look really nice. Is Dodger's Moneyline
a lock though first game of the season
second game fuck it I'll send it I'll send it Dodger's Moneyline Iowa State
Moneyline Cam Booser over eight and a half rebounds Duke Moneyline
You're don't put your money in the hands of a baseball game
Fuck it. I'm walking it. Oh my god. What did I just do?
I'm not betting the other 6k bro, no.
It's time to get into reactions. It's time to get into reactions. Duke game is in about
an hour and a half. All right, let's get into reactions, man. Let's get into the reactions,
man. What is this, bro? Yo, Anticon. Yo, Anticon. Where is the mod application? Anticon.
It's ready. So can you put apply to be a moderator and with the link and then pin it in the chat, dude.
Wait, that's what anti looks like.
Yes, so this is anti-con.
I thought anti-con was from the wide anti-laugh.
Yeah, this is anti-con right here.
Chad, this is actually anti, by the way.
Wait, he was in a bedroom, he's been on vacation or something there.
Alright, let's get into reactions, bro.
The end of the world
New beginnings, wake up high
The sun's going down
Alright
Time to start your day
Bro, can't keep being late
Alright
All you need the money
I MAKE
Every night
Every day
Drop the baby off your home
For my night
For the night
I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess go go three. I'm gonna guess go three. I'm gonna guess go three
You should start yelling rums
Copper too, I don't even know what that means
Who is this fat guy on my screen Reda clearly isn't helping him
No, Reddit does not instantly just make you skinny.
It's not fucking Wizards of Waverly Place.
You don't pop a Reddit injection and the next day you're fucking 80 pounds lighter.
That's not how Reddit works.
I don't know where this new terminology from these kids nowadays came from, but that's
not how Reddit works.
What is that email?
Look at Twitter.
Okay, what?
What could possibly be so important that you have to interrupt me while I'm at work?
What?
Let's see.
Let's see, Antti.
What?
Send me the email you're looking at these with, okay?
Did you?
I didn't see your pics.
Trust me, brother, you don't want to fucking tell my pics, man.
Actually, you know what?
I'm very confident my pics hit today.
You know how rich we could be?
You know how rich we could be after today chat?
You guys know how rich we could be after today?
We could actually be like filthy fucking rich.
Yes, we, yes, we, I mean, it's so serious, we could be.
Every day, every night, all the time in my life.
What song is that?
All right, Antti, I sang it to you.
I think, yeah, that's it, yeah, we're good, okay.
All right, back to, oh, I almost just leaked Drew's email.
Well, I feel like the chat probably already knows
what Drew's email is.
Yeah, stop.
You getting acne?
Where?
Where?
Where am I getting acne?
I can see it.
Thoughts on this? The first trailer of the Harry Potter movie? Wait, what?
I told you. You are a normal boy. And you're going to start acting like one.
You think there's something special about you?
There is nothing special about you.
I've always wanted to know about my parents.
Your parents were the kindest, bravest people I ever met.
They were funny, and... and clever.
They... they stood up for what they believed was right.
I've never seen Harry Potter, by the way.
The next time I see you...
...will be in Hogwarts.
I think we can expect great things from you.
Let's see who you are.
Are you really Harry Potter?
Pssshh!
I'mma be honest, I've never seen Harry Potter before, but it looks like...
Oh, it's a show, it's a series.
I've only ever seen the first Harry Potter movie I've only ever seen the first Harry Potter movie
And I really didn't pay that much attention to it when I watched it
But I don't I mean I'm be honest. I'm probably not gonna watch this. I'm just being honest. I
Don't know maybe probably not though probably not not that not that intrigued by it. I
I show speed and Marlin started freaking out after kissing each other
Yeah, bro, don't disrespect my club, bro
Real city. We're screwing. No, bro. We can stand up
Our faces not even a camera
We can kiss right now until we even know let's do it then all right back
Yeah
No weird as fuck. Oh my mama. He weird as fuck
He really just kissed me like that!
Oh my God!
Yo!
Yo!
Who kissed me first?
Yo!
Yo!
Say what lie to me!
Yo!
Say what lie to me!
You have no mental health.
Say what lie to me!
He just kissed me like that!
Wow, bro.
So cool.
So cool, dude.
Don't care.
Like some enemy clips like this I don't care, dude.
I'm not jealous.
I don't care.
Like that, bro.
I'm not jealous.
I'm not jealous.
Like that bro
Might be a hot take this is the best duo could make a run for duo of the year
Oh guys, I'm not gonna promise anything but
But, me and Stokey had a call today, and I'm pretty sure we got a confirmed budget of around,
not gonna say the price, we got a confirmed budget, and it's enough for us to get a penthouse
in Miami for a year.
So we got a confirmed budget, basically salt and pepper.
The show Salt and Pepper is going to be sponsored
when we're in Miami.
So when we do our salt and pepper segments,
it's going to be sponsored.
And with that, they're going to give us a budget per month
that we can get a penthouse in Miami.
So me and Silky are definitely getting a penthouse in Miami.
We're looking at a few buildings, but we want to get like,
I'm talking like the budget that we have
because of how well Salt and Pepper is doing as a show
is like we could probably get like top floor penthouse,
like crazy, like actual Miami penthouse,
not any of that LARP core selling,
oh, I'm in a two bedroom high rise and call it a penthouse.
I'm talking about an actual penthouse,
like the elevator takes us directly
to the room type of penthouse.
And it's going to be four bedrooms, most likely, is the ones we're looking at, is four bedrooms.
And right now, it's just me and Silky.
So I think we're looking for one, maybe two more people to do it with us, of people who
actually want to be in Miami, like a decent amount.
Obviously, I'm still going to be in LA, mainly, like I'm mainly going to live in
LA, but I'm definitely going to be in between Miami and LA a lot more.
I don't think Ron would do it, yeah.
I don't think Ron would.
I really don't.
I don't think Ron would.
Look at my walk streak, Lacey.
Hopefully I get 107?
107?
Holy shit.
107 streams that are.
While Luke is washing his hair die out, he stains the sink.
And Papa Joe is on the way to kill him.
You're going to keep going.
You're going to stain your face.
Pick one.
Wait.
I'm going to go and say that.
Why does he keep dying his hair?
Does he realize that he's getting genuinely damages hair?
Like permanently?
Luke, you're 18.
You're going to be bald by 22 if you dye your hair every week.
Who did so stand so rich in things?
Dude, what? You did the same?
No, dude, I'm not gonna lie.
Over the last three years, I've maybe died my hair three or four times.
He's done four times in the last month.
We can reach it later.
What color is it green?
Oh, I'm calling.
What?
I was calling you over.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
He's wearing off your hair. You can reach him.
He can't breathe. Oh no, he's through.
He did it black.
He got through there. I know.
Oh my god, the sink. It's going to take child.
No, he was through and all.
You gotta keep...
What is this?
Anticorn be quiet. Drew is hot. I'm 18.
Drew is so hot.
He's so hot. Put me on with Drew.
Open my slime guy tap cap to find a chicken wing in there.
Yo, this is not real.
Why do people keep posting videos
and adding me on Twitter of barbecue sauce
in a tap cap container?
You did not open a tap cap box
and get a chicken wing inside.
That did not happen.
We're just lying.
And this isn't gonna be, this isn't a good clip.
You're not getting a clip out of this.
Your fat ass got a chicken wing and put it in a tap cap box.
I did, no you did.
Yo, do you think that I'm going to the factory,
eating chicken wings and throwing them in containers?
No.
Why are you so mad because it's true?
His name is Lacey.
I claim to want to have visible muscle
but I can't seem to let the love of my life go, food.
Lately, Lacey has been looking absolutely incredible, a more confident presence in that effortless
cool vibe that radiates on stream.
He's clearly been taking care of himself, staying consistent with his content.
People need to stop hating on him and realize he is fine.
Appreciate you, John Pork.
I'ma follow you back, John Pork.
Appreciate that dude.
Appreciate you, bro.
Now be you, John Pork.
It's not my alt.
It's not my alt.
It's not my alt.
I don't have an alt Twitter where I fucking glaze myself.
reasons why I should have VIP. I don't watch any other streamers. I know the lure. I do
and say positive stuff if you're not being a retard. Watch most of all streams plus vans
Because I'm the goatee.
Beast, if you're in the chat right now off the note,
I'll give you VIP right now.
Oh, you just got banned.
Hold on, I need to ask you a question.
Beast, Beast, hey, Beast.
Are you going to abuse VIP and just spam the fuck out of chat?
No.
Bro, but here's the thing is I feel like in the past, once I gave people VIP and mod,
they just stopped typing into checks.
They feel like they already accomplished their goal and then he'll be out of the community
within a month.
I've been here for 3 years. He has been following since 2023. He was a 9 month sub. I'll give
I'll give you VIP breath.
I'll give you VIP breath.
Having aura is not VIP or nothing.
JD thinks he's big time now.
I'm about 50 more pounds in lacy and 10% less body fat.
I don't even work out or eat healthy LMAO.
Red is not saving you.
This fat pig doesn't want to lock in.
I don't want to lock in.
What did I?
Guess what I ate today, Jack?
Guess what I ate today?
Guess what I ate today?
Steak, broccoli, and potatoes.
What are you sending me, bro?
Tiger Woods got arrested in charge with DUI?
Wait, what?
Why am I on Yahoo, bro?
It's 2026.
So is Google broken?
Tiger Woods charged with DUI after a rollover crash in Florida.
Your browser got hacked.
Wait, is that lie?
No way you searched up Google?
Yeah, because I'm in a yahu search bar, dumb fuck, look, it's a yahu search bar.
So you have to search Google.
See?
Tiger Woods.
Is there a video of the crash?
Holy shits.
Wait, what was he, what was he drunk?
We get straight to breaking news, golfing legend Tiger Woods involved in a rollover crash just after two this afternoon on Jupiter Island.
Island video taken by our crew first on the scene shows the SUV on its side along Beach Road
We're still working to learn the woods is condition and exactly what happened in the moments leading up to the crash
We also did not know if anyone else was perhaps involved. We are here from Mark
Might be impaired driver of the vehicle looked in his mirror and saw a ranger overtaking him at high speeds
Holy shit tiger
Wait, so do anybody else get hurt?
But thank God, it's suspected of a DUI, DUI on what, though?
What is this?
As of today, March 27, Jordan Siskel has still not been banned from Twitch after punching
his pregnant wife?
Has anyone brought light to this?
Don't watch this?
I don't...
Bro, if this...
If this guy hit a pregnant woman on stream, he needs to be banned.
I don't care.
I'm trying to read, like...
It's TOS. I don't care!
He's not banned yet?
The people that are actually verified, brother, streamers and shit, they're saying like the grunts make it look bad, like the way I was running.
Brother, I promise you, brother, I don't know what else to say, like it's literally like...
I grunted in that. I mean, I grunted, but I wasn't hitting her, bro. I pushed her. That's the only thing that I did.
I didn't I didn't fucking hit her I would never hit her on her face bro that's fucking crazy
You're literally just D. I just want you to do it.
I'm sending this to my rep I don't give a fuck.
Was he live on Twitch?
Was he live on Twitch during this?
I don't know, how do people get banned for 10 times less?
And then someone like this can just go under the radar, I don't care, like this is so bad.
This guy needs to be banned.
Twitch needs to ban this guy.
I don't, like, people get banned for way less on this platform.
This is like actually something that needs to, like, this is, this needs to be, fuck
a band that seems to be like escalated to like to to to the authorities
I got it!
She's not crying afterwards, what the hell bro?
She literally was like, she was literally, she was not crying.
She just literally said turn the fucking thing off.
Bro, what I was saying is, if I hit her, she would have been like,
yo what the fuck, why'd you do that for her?
He's got the block, yo, I'm not gonna lie.
raising their hands on a woman is a pussy, bro.
You're actually a bitch.
It's disgusting.
Actually disgusting.
Can we get like,
but get this shit on a timeline, bro.
Get this shit on a timeline.
Make Twitch have to see this.
It's there's no way okay. Is this and it has any of this like
Ben
Has anybody made light of this is the first time I'm seeing it
Moist critical did go to a minute and 51 seconds
I
You it looks like you can see like the fucking mark in her face
Where he fucking apparently hit her, you know
Looks like she's got a fucking black eye
And stuff on her face. I mean you did you guys can
Literally see
She looks terrified, dude.
This is so sad, bro.
It's so sad how common this is too with like people abusing and then they're too scared
to say anything because they don't want it to continue.
You know what I mean?
Bro, this actually needs to be escalated to authorities.
Because she's lucky she hasn't gotten seriously hurt yet.
in her face. She very clearly... And she's pregnant. Oh my, that makes it...
My Twitch rep said flagged.
So Twitch is aware.
Twitch has been notified.
I let my chat invest $10,000 to prove it's all luck.
What does this mean?
Invest what?
you
you
you
you
you
Yo, what's Drew doing with him?
What are you talking about?
Did you wash your hands? Someone bought him to a hundred K. How was that even how was that
like funny and entertaining? I did not go vape. Why you break dancing on my dog?
Yeah, my dog is lost this round area. Have you seen it?
Yeah, have you seen it around?
Man you laughing at my dead dog, bro, you laughing on my dead dog bro. That's my stuff, bro
I'm trying to find that dog bro get it
Must have been a no-look pack. Wait, what is this?
Hold on nice little picture me number 67
I've been trained it wait we have Marlon on our team oh my gosh yo Marlon was the mystery
player yo you know what that means right did you all see the chemistry me and Marlon
had on the pitch during the last charity match? We automatically win with me and Marlon on the pitch.
We automatically win with us on the pitch. Marlon kicks up in the air. I hit a nice little kick,
maybe a header into the goal. Oh, we're going to carry. We're going to carry, just like we did in
the last charity match. You played 90 seconds, by the way. Aiden Ross's best friend, Cheezer,
claims he has insider info on GTA 6 claiming it won't release on PC for a year. Wait, I thought
everybody knew this. Is this not public info? The game is not coming out on PC for another year.
You need to buy PlayStation 5s and hear me out. Buy the PlayStation 5 Pros. They're going to start
going for probably $1500 to $3000. Don't ask me how I have this information. Okay. Everybody's
going to be reselling PlayStation 5 Pros. Just if you know we know, okay?
Time on your hat? Okay, fine.
Oh, Jesus. It is public info. Yeah, it's literally public info.
It's public info. The GTA 6 comes out and then a year later it comes out on
PC. It's only on consoles for the first year.
Are you doing something for the NBA playoffs?
Obviously dude, obviously, honestly NBA playoffs, I'm probably just going to run viewing parties
at the crib.
Probably just going to run viewing parties at the crib for it.
Because NBA is a lot more strict about streaming in the arenas than NCAA.
So I'm probably just going to run viewing parties.
Not sure if you saw this.
How conservative women act in America.
Wait, how what is a what is a conservative chat? What is that?
What's a conservative get
You
No, okay
Is that is that our Republic or Democrat?
is conservative republic or democrat republic okay get on your feet
The war is raging and I ran out of time.
We're praying for all the soldiers and troops.
That's great that you're praying, but...
How about all the kids that died when the USA hit the town?
It broke my heart.
That is the art.
And what ways have you grown closer to Jesus?
I serve a righteous God and that is why we say our prayers.
We are all His children but when I say children, I mean like the Holy Blessed Trinity which
I just want to hold the Bible.
What does he say to me?
What does he say to me?
What does he say to me?
What does he say to me?
What does he say to me?
Sweet Cream Foam Chai Ice Matcha
Okay, it's funny, but I don't...
Who is he trying to interpret?
And Bella will have all organic popcorn.
Erika Kirk? Who's that?
But I was trying-
Yes, everything organic.
I don't pay attention to this stuff!
We have to protect all men in America, especially all white men in America.
Those are the boys that we care about in this country.
America is built on their backs, yes, because they are the ones who matter most.
Wait, she actually said this?
In this country in America, we have to protect all men in America, especially all white
men in America.
There's no way she cares about this.
Those are the boys that we care about in this country.
America is built on their backs.
Yes.
Brother, what?
Because they are the ones who matter most.
There's no way she actually said this.
Send me the clip.
Bro, Jerusky actually does not miss.
This is what she said to it?
Erica Kirk said a cease and desist trying to sue me over a skit.
Little does she know parody is protected.
It's comedy not defamation.
Y'all got to stop trying to take jokes to court.
anyone disenfranchise you because you're a young man, especially a young white
male man. Don't ever let anyone talk down to you. We need strong men out there,
strong men who are convicted. That would be good leaders, good husbands, good
fathers like mine. We need that.
Wait, she said male men? Don't let anyone disenfranchise you because you're
a young man, especially a young white male man,
don't ever let anyone talk down to you.
We need strong men out there.
Strong.
A young male man?
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
I'm so male man?
What does that mean?
A male man?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I want to be the I want to be I want to be that the
the head of the FBI
Yes, I want to be or like or like the mayor not the mayor I want to be like that
I want to be ahead of the FBI dude. I want to I want to put thugs behind bars
No, it's RP so he it's RP and I want I want RP I want RP as the head of the FBI
But I'm a corrupt FBI agent. I'm a corrupt. I'm a corrupt FBI agent and I arrest thugs
So why do you want to be corrupted if you're doing your job?
X said, come put me behind bars, babe.
I will.
Oh, it's, anyways, um.
No, but I want to be in the government,
and I want to be corrupt, like maybe, like,
I side with a gang, and I'm like, see,
are you dealing with guns?
Can you check if the X is alive or not?
Is alive or alive?
No, alive.
And nigga, obviously, he's alive and nigga.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Big X is not alive.
X is also one of the partial owners and he will definitely have you situated if you get in a discord call.
For real?
I'm going to take a shower right now.
Oh, you're going to take a shower?
Alright, send me a pic.
Yeah.
Are you a homosexual?
FaceTime X.
Mr. 30 K I'm getting bought in bro
I do not have 40k.
Yo, X, you were just in a chat and now you're not answering.
Do you need me?
Yo, X.
Yo, Muddy, I have a question.
Can I please have like a fun rule in sanctioned?
Like on my soul when I'm on desktop and not traveling crazy. I will dead ass be on that shit every night
So like what's what's your idea of a fun road?
I a couple fun rows like I'm not a lot. I got like a brand new strip club
You throw me if you want to put like get in the pole or something sit like that. I got a
No ex I don't want to be a stripper, dude
Right, so I mean what's your idea of a fun pole? I want to be I want to be like you know those movies
Have you ever seen the movie Chad? What's that one movie called where they have like that that it came out
It won a grand era one. I want to Oscar or one award at that one movie award show. You know what I'm talking about
um
Not a cop no, no, no, I want to be in the government
Like what, you wanna be a president?
There's no president, bro.
No, not a president, but maybe like head of the FBI,
like maybe the director of the FBI.
You kinda wanna be more case on, okay, case on,
but so you know, case on is,
you know, like you ever say like hop out boys, like.
Yeah, I get that, but here's the thing.
I'm not, I've done this before in D10,
where I fucking, I literally was case on's bitch
for three weeks.
I'm not doing that again.
was K-Sons bitch for three weeks.
I'm not doing that again.
Oh, you don't want to be K-Sons bitch?
No, I don't want to be K-Sons little puppy on a leash.
I want my own role in this server.
All right, do you want to do some commonness, some topside?
I want to be like in the government,
but I want to be like a top role in the government.
And I also want to be like a little corrupt.
You know what I mean?
Like maybe I'm dealing some weapons to the gangs.
Maybe I'm helping them get them out of jail.
Maybe I'm just arresting people for pay.
I want to be, I want to be like a, like a, like a, I want to RP at, okay.
And don't do this the wrong way, money.
Okay.
Um, I want to RP as like, um, I want to be like, how do I say this?
You know how like in the world, there's those people who just like have like a lot
of money, they have power everywhere and, and they like, they like have power in
the government and you know, um,
I know what you want to do again.
I know exactly what you want to do.
Can you make a roll for me, though?
We can talk about it.
We can see what we can do.
We can talk about it because I'm going to keep it a stack.
It's not like you just want to arrest them, niggas.
No, no, no, no.
I don't want to arrest them.
No, no, no, no, no.
You got this all wrong.
I just want to arrest them, niggas.
No, I just know I can make great storylines.
Here's what I'm envisioning.
Imagine I load into the server and I have an office.
and it's my office and like there's like a bunch of,
it's like there's cops and there's FBI agents
and there's a whole government in the server
and like I'm one of the high roles in that government
and I can be like, I can be corrupt
and I can help out people and I can also hurt people.
All right, so I'm just implementing something new.
And I wanna have, I wanna have like,
I literally, I wanna get something where I have
infinite money and I can just do anything.
Okay, okay, we can we can we can figure something out. Okay, something out. Of course you dude you
yo, no chance. I'm about to say you want to be you want to be with the hats. That's what it is. You want to wear the hat.
I'll wear a hat if there's one. Yeah, but I'll be wearing a suit most of the time.
We don't talk about the type of hat you go with, am I?
But it comes out tomorrow, Axe, what am I going to know?
Well, I actually got a handle of the staff meeting right now.
Axe, I promise I'll generate pre-roll play in the server, I promise.
I'm serious.
K-Son, I'm not being your assistant!
How about this?
How about I make you K-Son's boss in the department he wanted to be in, and
you're his boss, and he's your assistant.
So K-San does whatever I tell him to do?
Right.
K-San.
No, but I don't even want to be K-San's boss.
I just think me and him should be like, we should be like equal, you know what I mean?
Because me and K-San, we RP great together.
But I don't want to just be on K-San's leash for the whole server.
We should have, what if K-Song's like, head of the FBI
and I'm like director of the FBI?
Right.
So you know K-Song isn't an FBI, he's a MSPD, right?
Oh, he's a cop.
Okay, I don't wanna be, I mean, that's cool,
I'll be a cop, yeah.
But I wanna be like, I wanna be like a high-role cop.
I wanna be corrupt, I wanna control all the money
and I wanna control, hey, let this guy have a prison
when I say, for me, I wanna control everything
and I wanna prime an island.
Yeah
No, no, no, no, I'm just gonna help I'm gonna help say there's a game say again say a say again comes to me
Perfect
That's perfect just so say that say that say the Colombians come to me and they're like hey, you know
We heard you doing business will give you a million dollars all you got to do is slide us his gun
You know might do that as a corrupt government agent might do that
I'm telling you I'm telling you got it. You got to let me do this. It's gonna be a movie dude
Okay, just just let me know cuz I actually want to get into server and play dude. I'm being serious
Okay, let me know what I'm gonna hit you today bet
Okay, yeah, I'll hit I'll hit you back
Okay, I'll let you hit me
All right
No chat y'all are understanding the rule I want to play in this server y'all aren't understanding the rule
I want to play in the server. I want to be like
Someone who's in power and I'm just untouchable like like you know like what's that one movie bro? Okay, so it's calling me
What case on
Yeah
Okay
Yeah, it's the unit that like is like in charge of the games like the police that that that that are in charge of the gangs
Do crazy shit, yeah
So I'm leading that unit, right?
Wait, you're leading that unit?
Yeah.
I guess it's a better role for you.
You know what you should do?
You should probably close the GTA role play and start a family in real life, maybe.
That might be a new unit to start, Kason.
It might be a new unit to start.
I don't know.
It's a thought.
It's a thought, Kason.
I know what you should do.
You should find the tallest bridge in LA, jump off and tell yourself.
Okay, wow.
Wow, all right.
What's up, R.P. here?
I'm in GTA, of course.
All right.
What I actually want to hold on and bring with you and push you through first
I want in this server. I want to do you know the what's that movie it came out this year. It's with Drew
We saw them theaters. It's not with Mark Wahlberg, but it's with um
Matt no not Matt Damon the dude who played him won't pull all street the in order to caprio and there's like a corrupt government
Like that's the whole movie, it's about a corrupt government.
You want to be corrupt?
No, it's not called the RIP, bro.
It's called...
My God, the departed?
No, it's not called the departed, dude.
Wait, you know what?
One battle after another, it's called one battle after another.
Basically, there's this section of the government that's super corrupt, right?
Right, I don't want to like obviously in the movie the whole thing is about them being a racist section of the government
I don't want to be a racist section of the government
But I just I want to be like in a government a high position where I'm basically untouchable
I can I can help people I can help gangs with what they need if I want to I can also arrest people if I want to and I can
I can try to like I
Wasn't like control
What's that?
So you want to be a god?
Well, no.
But I kind of did this already.
But I wouldn't roll that.
X is probably being nice to you, but there's no way they'd ever allow you to do that.
I want to be like CIA.
But you're going to play like once a month.
Cap! I've been doing a lot more desktop gaming.
Loki, I game at the end of every stream when I'm in LA.
No.
No, at least it's Jack.
Dugs.
How often do you think Lacey's going to play RPG?
On my soul, if I have a fun role and a fun story,
I'll play that almost at the end of Evergreen.
Hey, listen, it's X and Sophie's shit.
If they tell you you can do it, you can do it.
But I'm telling you, that's a crazy role.
I don't know.
I'm just not trying to get into another server
and just have a shit role and just not do anything.
Okay, what else would you want to do?
Okay, so option one, what's another option
that makes you think it would be fun for you?
I can have my own gang
No, not really I don't really want to do gang RP
What I can I could I could be a Italian mob
Wait, that's actually fire
Do I what
Uber and DoorDash. I'm not even just saying that.
Imagine you were picking people up.
So you want me to RP just driving food around all day?
Yeah, and taking people on, like, where they want to go.
Uber. Yeah.
I'm not doing that.
I was just going to do a little break.
You know, I was just working with the working McDonald's.
I'm not doing that.
Well, that will hit, man.
No.
I'm telling you, that RP with you would fucking go crazy, man.
I either want to be a corrupt government,
Lag I
Don't want to be a corrupt government or I want to be the head of an Italian mob Italian mafia
Cuz I could dead ass be in the mafia
Yes, I
Want to own everything I want to basically the role on a place
I want to own everything I want to be the top of the top
I want to be the head of like everything I want to control all the money
I want to arrest people and I want to arrest people I want to get out of jail whenever I want to get out of jail
I want to have my own island like I want
I'll see you in the summer I'll see you in the summer case. I'm gonna talk to that tonight
Fuck you
Yeah
I'm going to call a little Saint Lacey.
Twitch streamer and truck driver swore off the road to avoid a head-on collision on stream.
Two options, ditch or impact. Impact meant major injuries or death for the driver.
I could not bear the thought of the latter choice.
Pulling the horn takes hands off the wheel.
He has titties?
I'm effed?
Why am I effed?
What?
What is this?
These are the movies that you have on the social media.
Lacey mailed me a tap cabinet that was covered in barbecue sauce.
It's not even funny anymore, dude.
Yeah.
You know what he wrote?
Twitch reveals the top viewbotters on the platform.
These creators will receive a 30 day ban.
DDG, the Burt Peanut, Lacey, Verkai, Marlin,
Monty Tuhani, Hasan, Tylyl, and Ray Asianboy.
let's go do we made it it's up five let's go ten can't I can't wait to see the
comments under this fake fear book fear Bach put a picture of a fake chart some
bullshit in the caption
They told me I was crazy.
Should we act surprised?
GOOP.
Saw this, OBOX Batman collection?
Oh my God.
Look a live Drake. This is tough
This is tough Drake
But we're just waiting for ice man do I'm being honest W. Tic-Toc. What is this?
Can we actually talk about how how food lowers your cortisol?
Truly.
Think about how happy- wait, this is my account?
I saw this edit. This edit is actually so good, Chad.
Say it. You wanna marry that one?
I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cringe.
Lacey pushes it in.
Cringe.
Cringe.
Lacey pushes Marlin in pool Marlin pants off Marlin and Ron push for Cayenne pool
Experience in being an assistant
I Lacey am looking for someone in Los Angeles that is willing and has experience in being
an assistant
What's your name?
My name's Carter.
Fuck.
Klaav's mug shot.
He got arrested again.
What did Klaav get arrested for?
Mogged.
For mogging.
He shot an alligator?
Oh, yeah, you can't do that.
I don't even want to watch him be honest.
Can I watch this?
What's the, is this the reason?
because someone just said it was about an alligator, or is this it?
It was an alligator?
Your doctor got arrested.
That's so annoying.
Do not hire Carter. All does is post on who is Carter.
Well, an online influencer named clavicular is being charged with misdemeanor battery. The 20 year old was arrested for an active warrant out of Osceola County.
He is a proponent of looks maxing, which is taking extreme measures like surgery and an attempt at jaw sculpting
local tans at Jeff to Darian as in Fort Lauderdale with more on the story
He's got nearly
800,000 followers on social media, but he might not be doing any posting today. Why is that?
He's being held here and lock up so any clicks he's got are staying in the queue
Here's the mug shot for Braden Peters, the official name that's on his arrest
file, locked up here at the Broward County Jail on battery charges allegedly.
Why? What happened? We don't know any of that yet. The controversial streamer and
influencer arrested overnight. We're trying to find out more. We've got calls
into cops. Peters, 20 years old, being held on an out-of-county hold for
something that happened in Osceola. Claviculia, or Claude, is what he's
also called is known for his looks maxing, which is when you drastically alter your physical
appearance to look as lean as possible.
What is it?
He has over 800,000 followers on social media, and is apparently a big deal online.
They didn't say why.
He has posted Bond now, however, he hasn't been released just yet.
We've got a crew here.
We'll have the latest on air and online at local 10.com.
They didn't say why though.
This is why?
I'm not trying to watch that.
I'm not, I don't want to watch that.
I don't want to watch an alligator to kill him, bro.
That's not why.
It was already dead.
I don't care if it was already dead.
It's still illegal to shoot an alligator.
I'm pretty sure I could be wrong.
It could be wrong. I don't know if it's the same laws, but I'm pretty sure it's still against the law to shoot there. It's something about, um, it starts with a C starts with a C a carcass. You can't shoot your carcass or whatever you call it.
It's not I'm pretty I'm almost positive
It is unlawful domestic animal
I'm pretty sure I'm not a lawyer not a lawyer you who yo, why am I using yahoo, bro?
I'm almost positive it is.
Maybe it's different.
Maybe it's different in Florida.
I don't know the law.
I went to law school for a year, not a lie.
Yo, I don't like to use yahoo.
People hunt alligators all the time.
Yeah, but like there's a thing in floor, bro, alligators are like sacred in Florida, bro.
Alligators are like, especially in certain parts of Florida, alligators are like sacred.
And it has to be in season if you're hunting alligators
I'm not getting paid to use yahoo bro
I'ma play that game tonight
Let me know when you come out the closet, yeah, but I guess people are going to believe
this with a big S not AI sign on the fucking thing.
Okay, you're posting, yo, mods, maybe post like a little, maybe mods modded, well I
just saw a dick.
How does the Duke game start? Do I have time to do mod applications?
Ten minutes.
I feel like I have time, no?
Twitter mods soon
You do aren't fucking fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
Yo anti-con do your fucking job
Wait, I'm actually curious to hear this.
That's the thing with clipping.
These fucking streamers got it all ass-backwards and they fucked up the game.
When we paired this guy $100,000 a month to clip my content for me, fuck you!
I just, you know, it's just a noise to me, it's like, these clippers are fucking leeches.
It's not the clippers that make the streamer, man, it's the streamer that make the clippers.
Without the streamers, the clipper has nothing.
They don't make any money, they have nothing.
And the streamers is giving too much power to these motherfuckers, and you know, I
try to get this one couple clippers sometimes, and they're like, oh, I've
ten thousand a month and I'll do three clips a day and blah blah blah and I'm like dude what the
fuck are you saying I'm not paying you ten a month. I'm not gonna lie some some people would play
pay a crazy amount to Clippers like when I was talking to the people that clipped for
bottom left big green who clipped for the big green brother they're getting paid like 15 bands
a month like per clipper per clipper you know I have my clippings a lot different
the way that I do my clipping my clipping I do a pot I do a pot so it's people
who actually watch my streams and are from my community can clip my streams
and post it and then they can get they can make up to 15k but like I was
talking to some clippers bro they like they hate it they're like oh yeah I have
to watch this stream like they it's like a job I'm not getting clipping yesterday
into a job like these these clipping discords and these companies that are
paying X amount of money they say to the clippers you guys have to clip this
stream today you have to watch this stream on this platform today and
Clipping is crazy chatting is a job, bro.
For 15 K a month, I watch every stream.
Well, yeah, but it's not guaranteed.
That's not how it works.
You're not guaranteed to post a clip and get 10 million views.
You know what I mean?
Some people post clips and get 100 views.
Some people post clips and they bang.
Like I'm pretty sure the top clipper in my discord
is gonna make on track to make like seven or eight K's
just this month.
Did you get evicted?
Yo, Anticon, where is my thing, bro?
Does the streamer pay the clipper or is it all their own money?
Well I pay my clippers personally out of pocket, but kick people on kick they don't
Don't pay their clippers, a kick pays for it.
What do you mean cap?
Where would the money come from, dumb fuck?
Anticlon, how do I see the answers though?
How do I see the answers?
I'm not a sped look it's making me fill out my own application
Bottom right, okay, okay, first one, second one, second one, second one, second one,
first mod application. We will today be finding new Twitch mods. Hopefully I'm
gonna get about two or three new mods that actually want a mod or a farmer.
When did you start following? 2026. How often do you tune into Lacey Streams
every day? Eastern time. What days and times are you available to moderate
around one hour of the week what device do you use Nintendo switch my own why do
you want to moderate for Lacey bored in meet-a-goon session right Lacey a nice
message as to why he should choose you I'm cool who is your least favorite
person in Lacey's chat drew wall how is that fair I'm not modding you bro no
MHD 271. Okay, started following in 2025. He's in my streams every day. Eastern time. He's
an unemployed college student. PC. No modding experience since anti snowy and JD ain't doing
their job. I will write Lacey a nice message as to why he should choose you. My favorite
heavy streamer. These favorite person in chat is JDX mom.
Okay, MHD is not a bad option. MHD, anti-con, write his name down,
write MHD's name down. Or actually, I'm gonna do a notepad.
I don't know what's gonna pop up on this notepad.
Okay, MHD underscore 271.
I got a username.
I don't even recognize his name.
Every day available at all times,
Fuck JD, fuck JD, fuck JD.
Okay, I'm gonna pass on you.
Jabroski's been following since 2023 every day,
Eastern all day, laptop and mobile in smaller unknown ones.
He's always in stream and better in every way
than JD and Snowy.
You look three pounds lighter today.
Least favorite person in chat is JD.
Y'all I'm seeing a very common theme here
with JD being a very unlike person in the chat.
Okay, Jabrosky's not bad, 314, we just went up 50, uh, I guess I'm getting through all
of these.
Current 610.
No moderation experience.
I watch him every day, Lacy looks good today and is skinny.
favorite person is also JD. Okay.
Dubberner.
Why are y'all saying, oh no, no. Dubberner low key has been a VIP for a minute.
That's the security deposit for the props?
How much is it?
What's just what they're worth?
Because like, when, for example,
I know that one company you see a part of,
they have like a million dollars to carry the deposit.
So like, when you take some of them,
they didn't have to put that down.
So like, since you don't have it,
I didn't have to put like absolute cash down.
Well, I'm gonna get the 15K back.
So the props for the chain together marathon is going to be 15 18 bands
Chat, the burner for mod?
Yes or no?
Fuck it mods run a poll.
Run a poll.
Run a poll.
Slash poll.
And a burner promoted to Maan.
Yes, no.
One minute, Paul.
Vote.
Paul is already active, okay?
Vote, vote, vote!
Wait, it's actually close.
Why are y'all saying vote no?
Wait, do burners love handles?
It's not looking good for you, DeVernor.
You're going to have to make a jump at the end here, buddy.
Unlucky.
Unlucky.
Unlucky.
Unlucky.
We're going to have to continue mod applications after the Duke game, okay?
After the Duke game, we will do mod applications.
We will do a game, and we will do watch Sidemen inside, all right?
right now we have $20,000 on the Duke game and if you think I'm going to sit here and not watch it
when I have my whole entire fucking life on the line right now, I'm not going to live. I lose this,
I'm broke. Just keeping it real. And I'll make y'all a deal. I'll make y'all a deal right now.
If Duke wins and my parley hits, I'm going to give one person from the chat during the game
500 dollars great deals by the way great news cap okay say cap you're not
I'm not gonna get the money, dumbfuck.
Don't give it to me.
Okay, then I won't.
Okay, St. John's Duke, here we go.
Rob, get the scoreboard up on the screen
and have my Parley being checked.
Have my Parley being checked.
starting in the absence of a possible
a key project to the left hand for two
I feel flexed up there
Boozer on Boozer
because of the shooting of Duke
the spacing is such you can't help
it's your defense
say John's
Edge is forward
Edge is forward
Mitchell
Edge goes
I've got that extra look
sure because a lot of things for this team
and it sets up
you can score against Hedeft
it's the Nile ball
and help defense
right now Duke is rotting up.
See the old anti-crime, I'm not gonna do that.
Yeah, we're gonna do mod apps, I promise.
Wait, that's a camp loser rebound!
He missed it!
Is that...
I just showed a game, bro.
Just keep an anti-crime, keep it strong.
How much do you have on Duke?
A lot.
Get ass a lot.
Get ass a lot.
Zubidoo so many areas you can dominate
Be honest who in the show watch 500 others who wants it
I like that booze. I like that booze.
No one sees the game listen I
Someone in the discord, please stream the game in the discord. Please appreciate you. Please stream the game in the discord
Is there anybody who could do it in the discord on a stage or do you want me to do it?
Wait, I could Loki do it. Hold on. Lacey
Lacey thugs
Is this the discord?
I'm gonna name it Lacey stage save changes can anybody join it
But how do I screen share
Have someone else do it is there anybody who could do it or no, you know, I need someone to do it, bro
Nice, can't be missing now you fucking bomb gun rebound,
put it back up baby.
Your discord is small as fuck.
Brother, I don't give a fuck.
My old discord got banned.
My old discord got cooked.
Because y'all want to know what happened to my old discord?
Should I wait, did I ever tell you guys
what happened to my old discord?
I'm just saying it was JD's fault that it got banned.
It got deleted.
It was fully JD's fault.
Yo, can Cam Booser?
Wow Duke is looking good that's what I like to see come on I don't even want to
sweat this bra I want this to be a nice and easy one I want this to be nice and
easy I don't even want to sweat this
wait I just realized I put 15 K on Duke to win 5 K and if my parley doesn't
The website pin doesn't work.
I just clicked the yes it does.
Is my stream working in the discord?
Is anybody streaming in the discord or no?
Only someone is his name is chrome w chrome in the discord.
He's in the join for drag channel.
Okay.
Now how do I make it so anybody can join that channel?
Does that channel have a limit of people that can join or no?
It's full.
Do I even have a Discord mod?
I'm not even a mod in my own Discord.
I don't even have a role.
I just type in the Discord, you want to know what my role is?
Oh, I have a Lacey rule.
So how do I, okay.
Jack, can y'all help me with this for real quick
while we're at commercial?
Okay, first off, no, no, no, no, no, don't have it on that.
Don't have it on that.
Okay.
How do I make it so I can make this limit higher
of people who can be in here?
User limit, no limit.
I'm going to just change the name of the channel.
Watch parties.
Watch party.
The stream has a limit, not the channel.
So how do I change that?
Do I give this guy perms?
You have to make a stage so what if I give Chrome a role as a
Discord mod, and now Chrome can have a stage.
Does that work?
So now if I made, holy shit, there's a lot of people on Discord.
So now if I made a private stage called Watch Parties, next, Discord mods, created the channel
I might be on to something here. I might be on to something here
The game is legit free
Yeah, we have a limit of 10,000 users that's so good
So now Chrome Chrome you can go to the watch party stage right here and you could do it
Not gonna lie. No, they see the chat bro. It's free to watch online. Oh
of. Wait, so it's free to watch online. Why can't I just stream it?
Wait, chat. When I do watch parties, should I do it like,
should I do it full screen like you've got like that?
Or should I do it like this?
Would y'all rather have it like this?
Full screen?
Okay.
Here's what I'm going to do.
And I know you guys are going to say I'm not smart enough to do this, but watch this.
I'm going to create in code a system where I can do watch parties and it's alive.
It's this court with these little dots, but it's live.
And you can see the ball go from this blue chip to this blue chip live.
You can see it shoot.
And if it makes it, it makes it, it says plus two on the screen.
like an NBA 2k simulator, but I'm gonna do it for real games. Tell me that but not here.
I guess you're making that. The game's back on. I just wish there was a way to watch the
I know y'all are watching the game.
I'm a little worried over here about this over under chat.
Y'all told me the game would go under.
Each of y'all is going to be a defensive game.
Y'all said it was going to be a defensive game.
Not a very defensive game right now.
He is racking up every award.
A DAP watch is NBA games.
You should be able to launch.
Um, I got rejected by Twitch.
You're at NCAA, March Madness Live.
Download it right now to stay up to date.
Oh, look at that shot.
I had several grand classmates.
Now I know every DAP from school.
They're both down in the city, as they well.
Look at it with DC area.
No way Duke is losing.
No, I have a lot, bro.
This is, they're, I'm like...
Great job, he please not do this today.
Am I a curse?
15 to two run?
It's fine bro, it's due.
Duke's the best team in the league.
Apparently not.
Apparently fucking St. John's is the best team in the league.
Chad, is St. John's good?
How they're a five seed.
I'm gonna say this right now.
I'm gonna say this right now if Duke loses to St. John's I officially will admit that I'm a curse
I'm not even kidding. Oh my god the over-unders at 148 and a half
My over-unders about it just just miss
I'm about to lose 15k. Oh, I'm about to lose 20k. Oh my god.
And my favorite team's about to be out. My favorite team's dead ass about to be out.
You're eight minutes in and you're stressing one an idiot.
Yo, you guys don't know ball like I do.
Y'all don't know ball. I can watch the way a game is going
and know exactly how the game's going to play out. Facts.
I have an eye for this shit, bro. I was meant to be a coach at NBA
You have like five favorite teams
No, I don't I have one favorite team in all sport in every sport. That's valid
I'll tell y'all all my teams in every sport right now NBA. I'm a Lakers fan have been a Lakers fan since a kid
You can look it up and find my old Instagram back in 2015. I was posted Lakers stuff
NFL I'm a Steelers fan always have been
College basketball. I'm a Duke fan once again go to my own Instagram. You can see the proof there
College football don't really have a team honestly don't really have a team in college football never really watched it
MLB, I'm a pirate stan from Pittsburgh, from Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh Pirates, NHL.
I am a, I think Penguins is what the team's called, not big Indahockey, but I like the
Penguins because I'm from Pennsylvania.
What other sports are there?
You were dead ass the biggest bandwagon when you were a kid, Steelers and Lakers.
Yo, that's not a bandwagon.
My dad is from Pittsburgh and grew up a Steelers fan.
So I was a Steelers fan because my whole family's Steelers fans because we're from Pennsylvania.
Lakers, I was a big Kobe fan.
And I'm going to be honest, the Lakers didn't even play good when I was a kid.
Since Fan here, for the best selection of team apparel and accessories, we had to...
Those of you who say I was a bandwagon for liking the Lakers, brother, brother, I was a Lakers fan
for an area when I had to sit down and watch Shannon Brown try to lead the team.
That you don't know that struggle. You don't know that, gang. You don't know that.
I had to sit down on my couch and watch Shannon Brown try to lead the Lakers to the playoffs.
And when 16 wins, you don't know about that struggle.
I watched Jordan Farmer chuck up 10-3s again.
Don't call me a bandwagon.
I have the other key with fosteries.
Another ball, Hamler.
They may not have the traditional point guard,
but point guard by committee and foster
certainly a big part of that.
And you're going to be admitting
it's possible to get St. John's in their defense.
And also, Hamler and Booser, the ultimate pressure
release as a power forward.
Red arrange.
What the fuck are y'all doing?
What the fuck is this?
Stop putting red. I hate that emo.
the game. Why is he out the
game? Why didn't you tell me
Why didn't y'all tell me St. John's was good?
Your shit stream is just a clav waiting room.
I'm just watching a basketball
game.
No need to be such a negative
Nancy.
He looks it in.
The time.
Missing layups in 2026.
Let me know.
We are fucking cooked, dude.
This can loser have any rebounds?
Now, you should live bet, Duke.
Not a bad shout at all.
What's the line at?
I don't know if that's that's
smart or not.
Oh my god.
like they want it more.
You're going to be like Adam
Sandler and uncut gems if this
keeps out fairies. That's such
challenge. You guys to be a
movie of all time.
the
yes
the
what is up with serious question Jack
are you all big college basketball fans yes or no
Why what is up with college basketball and them not being able to rebound I
Don't know that's just the games I've watched
But
I'm guessing you didn't go to the gym today listen buddy. I told y'all I'm not telling you guys when and when I don't go to the gym
I'm not telling you anymore because that keeps unrealistic expectations. I'm gonna just let the work and the results speak for themselves
No, yes, right
Come on, dude with the ball in the basket a little bit. Let's not have a Houston type of performance here
I
Want to slam one town st. John's lane now should I know dude
You guys don't know ball you don't I'm sorry, but you don't
Like straight up you don't
Cameraboozer has zero rebounds
And all told me
How are you guys always wrong?
Like I'm genuinely not even a curse anymore this chat's a curse
Like this chats occurs, bro, it's all spammed, boozer over rebounds, it's a lock.
Come on, dude.
Hey!
We didn't say shit, take responsibility?
No, I'm not take responsibility because that's a line that you guys say.
That's a line that you guys said, not me.
I'm not projecting. Do you guys even know what projecting means?
the game. Yes okay so tell me
what it means. Every man.
That's what we do.
I can't leave my parley lost.
Can you call Mack at halftime? For what?
Tell him how locked in I've been.
Oh
My god, you saw that
I'm not a lie. I'll call Mac right now.
I'm going back in.
I'm an disgusting fucker. I'm just a disgusting dude. I'm dead. I said disgusting dude. I know I'm a disgusting dude
I know I know chat I know I am I know I know
You're good at bedding lace so good keep going
Well, I'm dead ass, but I have 25, I'm dead ass, but I have 25 bands on Duke right now.
It's how confident I am in my team.
It's how confident I am in my team, chat.
Chat, how confident are you guys that the Dodgers win, actually?
Be honest.
Very confident.
This chat doesn't seem to ever have any ball knowledge is the problem.
It's a 50-50.
I'm chasing.
I'm chasing this a lot.
The thing is I know I'm going to lose because I know Cameron Boozer isn't going to get
above eight and a half rebounds.
That line's cooked.
That line is cooked.
Because you're a curse.
Could be.
Generally could be.
Generally could be because I'm a curse.
It generally could be.
Would you watch the Dodgers game tonight?
You know what I'm gonna do, chat?
I think,
I think I might start my own league I think I might start my own like sports
league I want to invent a whole new sport like a whole new sport that people
don't even like think about
You're so delusional.
of eating contest? Pickleball? No, some cool shit. Imagine a professional dodgeball lead.
Who invented professional tag?
That shit's cool.
We got to stop him before they enter Fallon.
But listen, the elementals just made a three.
The Lord is blessing us tonight.
Crazy.
Thank you.
New York Sarcasm.
Did you just shit on his own player?
26, 23.
And why is he LOLing?
Duke is doing its damage in the paint.
He lost the bounce quite a bit.
They really even learned he post up.
And now wrap the loser and double on the big two points.
They're lies, these are not in the game.
You're missing layups you bum bitch.
Professional hide and seek?
Would that hit though as a sports shed or not?
already exists. What about what about um like football but with a frisbee.
and the match moving free returned to the 727 mark
of his first half and really gave him some good minutes.
The difficult thing now is to protect against the dribble.
What?
Great job.
Two out of two for the Los Angeles game.
That's already a thing, okay?
Cameron Boozer.
Yo, Cameron Boozer, buddy!
I need at least four rebounds
from you before the half.
So it is Jackson, Mitchell,
You got a zero right now, it's fucking unacceptable.
Okay, he got one, he got one, he got one.
And then I just see a cat why are you guys laughing?
I'm not buying you an iPad.
I'm keeping an eye on who the positive chatters are during this game.
So when my bet hits, I'm going to give you money.
I'm going to give you $500.
I'm keeping an eye.
I'm keeping an eye.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
You're my favorite streamer. Thank you so much, Tyler. Thank you. Flip your jersey backwards
to reverse the curse.
Holy shit. What a deed.
Oh, yeah, Duke is top. Evans is so good, Jack. Jack, actual question. Who's the best player
on Duke? Like the best offensive player. It's got to be Evans, right? It's not you.
Why do you just all say me out of all the games I've watched on my soul, Duke looks like they're
going to win the tournament.
Cameron Booser is?
No he's not.
I'm watching him.
He's looking not even that good right now.
Dominance on display from Brown.
I thought he was going to get the coordinate, and I take it.
The loser shoots.
Foster checks back in.
It's a 13-3 run over the last four minutes of action.
Drive, Mitchell, he got bucked by loser.
Working to the post.
Andrew Ford, the host of the game has a discard.
Brown goes down, and Andrew Ford takes advantage.
He's got the wave from that inside post up there.
Like I'm just confused what this message even means.
Promoting sports betting as someone who doesn't have to do it is crazy to me.
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
Who has to sports bet?
What does that even mean?
Who has to sports bet?
Is he saying that I have enough money to the point where I don't have to sports bet?
No shit!
But I find it fun, so fuck you!
Yo, Boozer, maybe another rebound here?
You're the center looking at about two rebounds and a half!
You're the center looking at about one rebound a whole fucking half!
I don't care what anybody says bro and I would never tell anybody the sportsman but in my
opinion I enjoy watching sports games at a level that's a seven out of ten when there's
when I bet on it it bumps to a ten out of ten right it makes the games more fun for
for me.
I said I should have bet his points, and you all said rebounds, and you were wrong
Oh my god, and the points is about to miss too.
the second half in the second half, there's not even St. John's out of sync on this half
of the fourth.
The second is over with this terrific team.
Nobody looks for the pretty stuff on the offensive if they can knock you down.
Yeah, that's the first foul of Isaiah Gomez.
So St. John's will have it on the side.
I'm allergic to winning.
I'm allergic to winning.
The double team, the drive, Sannick turns it over.
Rehands on the hook there for Sol.
Great rotation by two.
The showdown.
Cameron moves it, cut off by Frank.
Prevents Sannick for this side of the swing.
Org net down.
Evans curls it, quickies finish it.
Come on.
We need a dry spell here.
I don't want anybody to score the rest of the half.
Zero points in the next three minutes.
And I will deadass take my pants off.
The loader, does it go.
We now have foot forward, play hits the deck, sawmage, gun-box, and a foul, but I don't think they're gonna go out of the room with a foul!
On who?
High effort level in Chancity, insertion of fever attention in a sweet-sick dementia between St. John's and Newport.
Goatmen knows how far our guys will go to stop swell.
Blow dry your pants.
Ignore our shacks. Trust the science.
New 96-hour Dovemen Maximum...
It's all good, chat.
Joe, stop playing ads on my streams.
Stop playing ads on my streams.
You know, before Tatum was...
I'm kinda hungry.
Of course you are bro look bro the last time I ate was five hours ago five hours ago was the last time I ate
Is that a dog?
I'm not fish tacos?
Yeah, I have a question. What do you guys do when you guys get bored? Do you get hungry or is that just me?
Like when I get bored, I'm just hungry I
Think I have an actual disease because I'm not even I'm not even like I don't think my body's even hungry
I think I'm just like bored in the moment. So I just want to eat food to entertain myself
Because food gives me dopamine
at least he get Cabo Bob's it's the best burrito in Houston.
How did you actually beat Reddab?
I didn't beat Reddab, I think I got some fucking boof shit.
I'm just gonna eat a banana.
Before y'all talk shit, I eat a banana different than a lot of people, okay?
It's not gay, but I like to like peel the banana with my top teeth and my bottom teeth
like this.
Like that.
I don't know why, but that's how I eat my bananas, okay?
So stuff do not make it weird.
I just want to put that out there.
It's like I eat it like a popsicle kind of, I eat it like a popsicle.
My problem is it makes it better.
Stop laughing!
No, miss, please miss!
All right, but y'all are making me uncomfortable!
I feel like I can't eat it
He's fucking rest
I've never seen anyone eat a banana like this. Yeah, I mean the banana like this because you guys sexualize me
I don't want to be sexualized when I eat it normal you guys say I'm gay
So I'm not trying to be sexualized. So I'm gonna eat the banana like this. I
Want to eat a banana and they are sexualizing me so I'm not gonna do it
The tournament news all from an upheaval on AT&T.
After that, Foster will sit along with Sarge.
Good parley is cut, I know.
How many is back in with the shooting booster?
There are top of us on the program that call him lefty.
The Terry very good shooter.
Brown is from Coles, Pepper, Virginia about an hour 22 from here.
So, a local product, now struggling, two thousand.
I'm a loser like
Oh my god, you got this no, I don't it's actually just over
It's actually oh this game's going to 160 bro
Oh, no!
This is just so saddening!
Oh my god, every single thing that could possibly happen right now to fuck me over is happening
right now.
Every possible thing.
It's a really impossible thing.
What's the line, the live line at?
I
Don't understand how st. John's is apparently so fucking good
How is st. John so pretty crash out I mean yeah, I'm genuinely gonna crash out. I'm genuinely gonna crash out if this
This is stupid. I
a 70.5 are you fucking me like what are the odds they have a 70.5 the one
time I bet the under you just can't make shit like this up bro
I don't care who you miss okay okay little dry spell here to end the half
out of that show will dry spell here in the half
St. George is winning the Natty. No, you're not.
They don't fucking miss!
Another deep shot. They are 8 of 17 from downtown.
And perhaps sometimes you just have to pray.
Stepping up this time for the Red Store.
What's going on?
Okay, okay, come.
We've got you now right now.
Like, it's just something, it's just something that only can happen to me, I'm not kidding.
I know you guys are gonna like say that I'm coping, but this right here is genuinely something
that can only happen to me.
the under on a game for the first time. And Duke wants to shoot 54% from the field. St.
John's 46% and St. John's is 47% from three. Actually unheard of numbers. Like these are
unheard of numbers 47% from three unheard of 15 free throws in the first half
It's gonna slow down in the second
It's just redunculus dude it truly is redunculus it truly is redunculus
Marlin hit 2 million on twitch hey, that's what's up, bro. W2 million man. W2 million dude. W2 million man
What's the line that
Oh my god, it's at 152.
Duke loses these, by the way.
Like, what's up, put on a negativity.
What's up, put on a negativity.
You should double down on the underlacy.
I just doubled down on the under and dupe money line this could get really ugly this
could genuinely get really ugly no more points this half please no more points this half
Please
Good defense, let's place a defense here now
You should have had your bet to profit the loss fuck that
No fouls
Kill the clock, kill the clock, kill the clock, kill the clock, kill the clock, kill the clock, kill the clock, kill the clock.
Chamarro actually at 2 mil? I'm a column at halftime. M3 raid.
Sorry you got witnesses M3. I'm about to have a fucking live heart attack.
Who is this? Yo, who is this white duvet long hair? Who the fuck is this guy?
In 80.5, in 80.5, is that a real M3 rate or is it a four unofficial?
I gotta call mom.
Hey bro, you hit two mil?
Yeah.
Congratulations dude.
Thanks dude.
Two milli, two milli, in the building, two milli.
Are you waiting for change or what?
Yeah dude, we got, what, three days and then we're gonna be chained together.
You're not going to be able to leave my hip for like two for like a couple days. Yeah. Are you going to all right? Oh, I know where you're going.
I know where you're going, buddy.
Hey, are you what do you do like tomorrow Sunday?
Tomorrow I'm going to a game and then Sunday.
Um, probably probably not going to scream just because we're about to be lost.
Oh
You rated me
No, I called you because my child was saying you hit 2 mil
Congrats on 2 mil man. I'll see you in two days
I barely to peace
Hey M3, thank you for rain man. Thank you for the rain. Oh
my god, like I just
152 it definitely goes over like for sure it goes over right
Now you're still good. I'm not good y'all are a gay couple. We're not a gay couple. We're not a gay couple
All right chat it's half time
Wait, is this St. John's game on right now or what is that game?
Or not St. John's, uh, Iowa State?
Oh, it's later.
Can you cash out? I did ask Mike if I can. I can't.
Oh, I can't cash out.
Kimberbooser has zero rebounds.
Watch Michigan and Alabama.
Is it on?
What?
That's such a weak ass game, dude.
That's games at 630 that game's at 630
Your casual fuck you. I'm not a casual. Let me see if there's anything here. Let me react to the calm in the meantime
They won't score a hundred points in one half.
Yo, it's not a hundred points.
I need them to score less than 70, right?
Why would you put the under on this game?
Or you want to know why I put the under on this game?
Because my chat, my chat said it's going to be a defensive game.
That's why.
Second half team score the most.
Y'all are not helping right now with my anxiety.
And I can't even open Twitter.
Look, it won't even open.
It won't even open.
Why won't this open?
You know, I think this, I think my PC might have a virus.
Why is Twitter unable to open?
Run CC Cleaner?
Can I do that live on stream to see or no?
Wait, don't?
What happens if I run CC cleaner live on stream?
What happens?
It's a well-known virus app?
What did I just download?
I'm deleting it.
Get malware bytes, okay?
Malware bytes.
Well, you have to pay for it though?
I didn't search Google Chrome, dumb fuck, I searched Google.
You're so gullible.
I'm going to get malware bites, I've heard of that one before, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure I've heard of malware bites, so I actually trust that one, I'm not going
to lie.
I actually trust malware bites.
pricing I have to pay for it. Bye bye to your crypto wallet. I guess I keep my
crypto wallet here. I guess I even have any money in my crypto wallet.
I'm getting malware bites are y'all sure this isn't a virus that I'm downloading right
Now, do not install it.
too late now buddy that ship has already sailed now where bites okay get started keep your
of maybe later. Continue with free trial. Open malware bites. Enter your email address.
skinning your device for threats.
Yo, Fortnite Dad, thanks for the thousand bits.
Appreciate you.
Okay, zero detections.
Scanning memory.
Why are you guys only fiving?
Look, I have zero zero things.
70,000 items scan zero detections.
I'm chilling.
no viruses. I'll hide screen just in case. Lacey files gonna be on Twitter in 10 minutes.
I don't even have files.
Wait it says it's looking up my digital footprint.
What does that mean?
80K files, holy fuck.
Is that a lot?
Maybe I need to factory reset this laptop.
Because it spends, oh, no threats.
Next, our advisor will check for any gaps in your security.
Firewall-enabled windows up-to-date Wi-Fi connection
secure.
Why is my protection score seventy five?
Where's the other 25?
Trusted advisor found some critical issues.
Wait, so they said that my protection score is 75
because they want me to buy the VPN.
And if I buy the VPN, then it'll go to 100.
Nice bro.
Not IP leaked?
It's not my IP.
Where?
Where do you all see an IP? It says not connected.
You leaked it. No, I didn't.
Wait, no I didn't that says sweetened.
That says Sweden.
Are you sure?
Look.
Just in case though.
It says Sweden Stockholm.
you just leaked Marlin's IP. How would I leak Marlin's IP? Hold on. Only on my task manager
to see if that's actually my IP because I'm pretty sure I can match them. Hold on. Oh,
Oh, that's not the IP.
That's not the IP.
Wait, so who's Sweden IP did I just leak?
I'm sitting here like all jolly and dandy
as if I'm not about to be down.
All right, now I gotta figure out
on this stupid fucking thing
how to change my default browser to Google.
Oh, I'm hacked.
I'm hacked.
It says Google Chrome is your default browser.
But then when I go here,
It's fucking Yahoo!
Search engine?
Yahoo!
Changed to Google.
That's so much better, dude.
It's dead ass so much better.
Dead ass so much better.
You're a sped.
You leaked Drew's email.
No.
That's not what you're supposed to do.
All right, if I leaked Drew's email, what is it then?
What is it?
If I leaked Drew's email, what is it, bro?
Ah, the overrun is at 153 now.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna get, I'm gonna be sick, bro.
Why do I do, why?
I already did double down, but it's just sad, bro.
It's just sad, dude.
I'm actually sick and your misery makes me feel better.
You're an asshole.
Surely, they play a little bit of defense in the second half, right?
I
See I think twitters is down. I can't open Twitter on his weak ass fucking laptop
Sign into Steam with a QR code.
Wait, how does that work?
You can't scan a QR code?
You can't scan a QR code with another PC.
There's a mobile app?
Oh, I do have a mobile app, but it's saying I have to add an authenticator, protect your
steam account and make signing in faster by adding a QR code. Approve with one
touch and when I click add it says an error occurred. Chat, I don't know which is
me but one of my biggest pet peeves in life is when technology doesn't work the
way it should. Anybody else just get like very triggered when that happens?
I'm sorry, but I just don't know my fucking password to my Steam account.
Nobody keeps too many requests.
he just keeps track of all their passwords.
My pet peeve is retards like you.
My pet peeve is retards like you.
That's my pet peeve.
I'm a nerd.
Use a password manager. What is that?
Come on bros play some defenses have shall we little bit of defense here come on things the defensive game
Here we go check
everybody please just prays for
I like this slower pace off it's a lot yo this dude just fouls every tight it like it's
just a foul after foul after foul brother Travis Scott liked your picture what picture
No threes, no threes, no threes, no threes.
Nice!
Nice defense!
Yes!
This is the defense I like!
No, Mr. Thurant, I don't care if it's you.
This is the defense I like!
No, miss the 3rd adult character too, miss!
Who's the femboy on the couch?
What is a Fenboy?
I'm so close.
Wow, I can't believe I'm sick right now.
I should have just done the Duke Moneyline. I should have just done it.
Why did y'all say only...
I know y'all are gonna say I gotta take accountability,
Well, you have to understand, I had money line set and you guys are like, bro, you've got to add something.
So it's not only this much profit, you got to, you got to.
Green fouls already on Duke.
That's not good.
This dead ass might turn into a segment where I go back in the chat, find the people who convinced me and ban them.
No word on whether that's why he remained in there as you can see he's walking out now.
It happened against North Carolina Tracy in the regular season finale.
He's like delivering, counting, he is selling a straight set of the curl off the bump.
And the first two of the night for Ozeia's son.
A lot of sore loser, it's just...
He sets up to rank those abilities off course.
He's a transfer from Stanford for two years at USC.
Who's a boy outside to kill?
Steal by energy four!
Energy four!
It takes an end for the Flush!
At a good pass, not a good angle.
And we are tied at 44.
At a good rate, you mix each other.
We lift the subject.
A particular number makes sure it's on who's good.
Those come up and the size of damage is huge.
They started with it.
I'm not driving.
Every move is...
Remaining out.
Rebound right to the ground, and he's finished.
Who's it?
Hopped it in.
That's controlled by Hopkins of St. John's.
Running the floor.
Mitchell can walk.
He's coming out of track.
That's where he thrives right there, Brad.
Dylan gets you in transition.
But you see Hopkins getting the rebound
and pushing St. John's.
Loan for their fast break attack.
Now, many in the first half
are taking advantage of transition.
They're short-knit chloroquically on his left.
It's a terrific attack, though.
He is a tough kid, great athlete.
And the third foul on Shady Boozer.
Goal run is back in for you.
That is great considering you're not sure about Foster.
And that is four fouls now on Duke Zero for St. John's.
And takes away the Boozer.
The Trump Badger Schumer with the Hammer Jam.
It's all about getting you out of the defense.
Got two of the teams in the country better than they are.
Aggressive at the point of attack, but they don't ever finish.
8-0-0-1, St. John's and 3-0-0 St. John's,
innings of their second half.
And your former, going strong to the whole of the country.
You're genuinely a curse.
Then y'all don't understand is like it doesn't even like this is what I hate is I don't even
It doesn't even matter if Duke wins or loses for me anymore.
It doesn't matter anymore.
It doesn't matter.
The live line is 157 right now,
and I need it to go under 153.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if Duke wins or loses anymore.
And then I see someone put a wide speed cry.
Take the under now, it's better odds.
Buddy, I don't have enough money to do that.
You know what, fuck it, let's do it, dude.
Oh, brother, you went up yesterday, so it doesn't matter, it does matter because I'm
I wish I you don't know how bad I wish I could sit here and just cheer for Duke truly generally I do
Generally I sit here and wish I could just cheer for Duke but I can't because I bet the stupid
fucking under. I bet the stupid fucking under.
Why are they playing defense? Why are they playing defense?
Did they forget that that's a thing in the NBA?
And the college basketball they forget to play defense.
I'm not kidding they are getting belt to ass, they are not giving belt to ass to them right
now.
I've got a 10-0 run.
It is a 10-0 run for St. John's.
There is no difference.
It's a lot of work to step right down.
It's a practice for St. John's.
It is relentless fallout effort.
It's a good time.
Is St. John's this calm?
It's relevant all the time.
Coaching in the sweet, successful way.
That's what is getting away from us.
and a foul is called after four.
They're back up a little bit.
So the three.
Have they missed call?
John was averaging 16 wins for
he's the last three years.
Underwood Patino in 27 wins
this season.
Two fifties regular season
titles and now three NCAA
tournament wins.
And after the grandals above
with patino is one of the best coaches what what about the Duke coach is he
even is he even at the fucking game maybe call timeout adjust you've had to
leave turn the ball over four times
the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Who do you guys think the best
Wow, see yo same John's defense is good
Jason Tatum's the best Duke player of all time
come on let's go down here come on three minute no score drought three
3 minute no Scordra, let's do it!
Let's do it, guys, guys!
This guy, Ruben Prey, looks like he should be driving a fucking tractor.
He genuinely looks like he should be driving a fucking tractor.
Oh
You got a $15,000 dollar dough am I even live on YouTube
I'm not even live on YouTube, what are you talking about?
Everybody's got choices, my friend Lacey, you make the wrong ones.
Michigan's down 23.
No they're not.
It's all good chat.
happens bro happens bro
happens bro you can afford to lose I know but it obviously doesn't matter if
you can afford to lose obviously you don't want to like it's just a horrible
way of thinking it's the horrible way of thinking row
I really thought Duke was going to the final four man I really thought Duke was
ones in a final four down nine Duke's gonna have to go on like a nine-oh run
year like a ten-oh run in the net in these next like five minutes they got a
fucking play defense Duke's got to play defense
He wants a U-bed on him.
Come on, Duke.
Come on, Duke.
I don't know what's going on.
I mean, I got to chase tomorrow, that's all there is to it.
I got to chase in the end of the day.
Goal.
Chad believe it or not it's not
over.
Get a little bit of defense going
here from Duke.
I'm still I'm I still believe.
See, a little bit of defense here from Duke.
A little bit of defense here from Duke.
Nice!
This was tricky, and I'll go with a nice screen.
The winner is the contract, and it's here.
And a try-out call by Rick Petito of 13.29 bar.
Duke has come in just six.
St. John's being changed to lead here in the 3-16.
Oh, my God!
Oh, I got a bad feeling right now!
Oh, I got a bad feeling right now!
You have to chase the under is impossible.
I'm going all in on Duke. I'm going all in on Duke. I'm going all in on Duke.
Oh, there's Duncan on him.
I chased.
I chased Duke.
I chased Duke.
I don't care.
Asked me a fucking moron. Call me whatever you want. I chased it. I did it. I did it. Call me a fucking moron
I did it
You're a moron fuck you
I like that dude I like that dude
How are you that's going right now man hope they're all good yo buddy
RAP! RAP! Sinks on them and do an additional fuckin' game!
By Darla? What?
St. John's has made eight of their last shots.
Okay, slow it down.
Slow it down.
Let's hit the under here.
Let's hit the under.
We're going to do Quinn.
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
Get Foster out of the fucking game!
two airballs in two miss free throws get it I don't care get him out the game
Bro take him out take him out the game
I think you mean lit.
Come on, real!
I wrote the rules!
And you, sir, are overruled!
Ha-ha!
That's what I-
Air balling is part of the game.
Yeah, maybe for crumbs, not when I was in the league.
Not when I was in the league.
Not when I was in the league.
I'll let it do something really dumb.
it. Have you not learned? The under is cooked. I know the under is cooked. I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I don't want to talk about it.
Hey, I'm looking at the under right now. It's not looking too good. Anything is possible.
Anything is possible.
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You feel they've been running from the next two.
I'd love to see them get that ice fill on the elbow.
For closure, you know what I mean?
Flatter screen, you can do some damage.
What was the full-core pressure?
Yeah, I'll be back to the zone.
Yeah, I still believe.
I still believe that this underhits.
Am I delusional?
The one that I worked on was Robert Wimbley,
the one that you're talking about,
the one that attacked you.
The one that you're there defending you.
So now that you've got the ace of shoes,
and your floor, I can't stop as much as I can.
I'm just watching after you.
I don't think I've seen St. John's
miss a three the whole game.
I don't think I've seen St. John's miss a three.
I don't think I've seen St. John's miss a three.
And yesterday I bet the over and Houston has the lowest scoring game in March Madness history.
It's just shit that you can't like, it's shit you can't physically make up.
You know what I mean, Jack?
It's stuff that you can't make up physically.
You can't like.
No, if you really miss a three, okay, they missed.
Why did I say someone said please win St. John's?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Why did I say someone type please win St John's?
Why are you typing that?
It's a tough place to bring it in right now.
You've got to run somebody out of here.
Send it over to Tracy.
I am during that time now.
John Shire, do his team.
That was a great response.
And we have to be strong with the ball.
Trust our defense.
Do I double down on Duke?
Do I just all in on Duke?
You mean quadruple down?
quadruple down.
Oh my god, St. John's is so good.
Oh my god, I didn't know St. John's was this, like they're so good.
I actually didn't know chat.
What are y'all saying, Ben?
Am I behind?
GG, he's betting more.
good call Joey never got positioned whatsoever never got the angle but a strong drive there
like how do y'all know that how do you guys know about a bad move
Come on Duke!
Watch the backdoor, watch the backdoor, watch the backdoor.
Watch the backdoor, watch the backdoor.
He's in the post.
Loser, drop down for help, drop down for help.
Get it out.
I like that way to keep your hands active.
Five seconds on the shot clock.
The under is going down.
I like that way to keep your hands active.
Five seconds on the shot clock.
The under's going down.
Keep your hands active.
Do not get lazy on the passing.
No threes, no threes.
Four seconds, do not let him shoot that.
Nice, good board, slow it down.
Slow it down, you're down too.
No need to rush, no need to rush.
Slow it down, slow it down.
Nice, nice.
Okay, you have the whole shot clock.
Come on, they're tired, they're tired.
Come on, Booser.
I like that, pick and roll, pick and roll.
No need to pull that, okay?
That's a lead for Duke, that's the lead for Duke.
Let's keep the defense going.
No.
You can't let up! Open threes! You fucking spades!
Shooting almost 50% from 3 is insane.
That's genuinely unheard of.
Good take Evans. Good take Evans.
30 seconds behind.
Nice, slow it down, slow it down, slow it down, slow it down, slow it down.
I'm refreshing.
Let's start with Jackson, shot by the 13.
Got to get everything out of the screen.
Swing, Evans, and a foul call that's come but ends up on his back.
Jackson is going to get cold for it for St. George.
Oh, I need Duke to win.
Duke wins, I'm still alive in a lot of ass things.
But I really need the under to hit and it's just not like the under's not looking good, bro
You know, it's crazy. Chad is like the the over under I bought ten points. I
Bought ten points on the over under. Do you know how crazy that is to buy ten points?
And it lose
The unders at the bottom of the ocean?
Can you explain?
Yeah, I can explain.
I can explain.
So imagine, imagine, imagine the line is at 142 points.
That's the set line that people think the game is going to go over under.
And I go up 10 to double secure it and say, oh, it's not going to go under 152.
And it does.
Yo, Galis, thank you for the five gifted, bro.
Thank you for the five get did.
Unless there's like a two, three minute drought
of just defense and no points,
I think it's cooked on the under.
But in Duke wins, I'm good.
I think you might need to order food.
You deserve it. You deserve some food. I haven't ate anything all day facts, no way
No way Michigan's losing
It's college basketball gonna be the fucking death of me real shit is college basketball gonna be the death of me
in the East Bridge in the five-seat St. John's time with the one-seat Duke Street water 65
lots of flagries
during the time now the common file number 11 has been upgraded to a flavor one 21 for
I told you
It's good. It's not good or bad. That's bad
James Jones does have to free throw line by himself.
It is the front end before the second stroke was good.
There you go.
Oh, for first.
The free throw differential.
Duke is 11 or 17 at the line.
St. John's is 3 or 5.
So Duke will maintain possession here.
6-23 to go.
Nice curl.
Good shot, Reuzer.
That's a good shot, Reuzer.
the game like this is.
I mean this game is basically
guaranteed to go over it's
basically guaranteed to go over
one fifty two so I'm going to
I'm sitting here just like clenching my balls. I don't even know I'm clenching it's basically like guarantee
What's a loser's rebound yo buddy, I don't want to talk about
17,000. Can I catch that out?
81% shooter. Oh my god, he missed a free throw.
Two come by two. It's not the three opportunities there.
Two back in this man-to-man defense. I think edge of four once again gets some touches in the post.
well teams are playing a lot slower though no no please miss nice loser
Oh my god
I'm going to make a difference here but I'm going to take the challenge.
Saint John's down by two.
I'm going to stand.
I'm going to accept the job.
Saint John Purcellers on a hustle play.
Holy sweat.
I'm trying to drive it.
I'm trying to get my crown.
He's going to put his crown.
He tried to crouch it on.
How is that?
He's like these.
What is the definition of
straight up?
Can he challenge that?
Why did he grab the ball and chuck it at him?
Why am I behind?
Bro, I don't, that's such a bad call.
He's like this, hands straight up.
How do you even let that happen so serious how do you let that happen?
How do you let that happen in a game like this how do you let that happen?
Luke might be the worst one seed I've ever seen.
I wish I would have just put money on Duke to win.
And it's a go!
Loser foul, he grabs it for two.
The blue devil's up by one with 3-19 on the clock.
That's a right effort to get him up to the screen and pop.
Same play.
The screen's up and to switch.
You've got the smaller Jackson.
Loser brought the drive to the defense,
but you can't catch up.
Plus the foul.
I think that's what Dukrans have been waiting for.
Hit to take over and step up like Dad, you suit.
Can the brave fools out of the way into the mullets?
Well, I'm not sure if they've never been moved like Dad.
I lose close at DC, the number two.
Trying to predict the future is a hazardous occupation.
The only thing we can be sure of is that it will be absolutely fantastic.
I'm thinking of the incredible breakthrough of all communications satisfied.
These seem to make possible a world in which we can be an instant conflict
with each other wherever we may be.
How many points do they have?
I think he has that.
He got the rebounds, oh yes, he got the rebounds too.
Yeah, it goes over. It goes over. They're gonna score 11 points in three minutes. It's going to happen.
Not curiosity because they're gonna they're gonna foul if it's, you know what I mean?
I wish I would have just went money-line. I had money-line and this chat just says,
says, oh, risking this money to only make $5,000,
you've got to add something else.
And I listen to the chat, and then I just lose because of it.
But at least the one part lays not looking bad, to be fair.
Duke Moneyline,
Boozer over eight and a half rebounds,
Iowa State Moneyline, Dodger's Moneyline.
That one's looking pretty solid actually.
Iowa State's best player just got ruled out.
Listen, you know what could happen right now bro? A miracle. A miracle could happen. A defensive
miracle from Duke could happen right now. A true defensive miracle from Duke.
I
Do not wise
for the fouls, who here is now 6 of 6 to 1,
he's got 20 points, Tana rebounds.
That's we send it over to Tracy.
And the heart and soul of the St. John's team,
Zuni Edge before, during that timeout,
with words for his team, he said,
we've got all out on the floor.
No mistakes, give it everything you got.
No second chance shots, no three pointers.
If we do that, we will be just fine.
And Brown is going a great job on half-trace.
Sellers, up the red up.
to the ball. With. Hold on a
minute. Hold on a minute,
I just don't see I just don't see St. John's not putting the ball in the hoop.
They literally have to not score.
and save Johnson's content
Calis, thanks for the five
gifted brothers.
One on one with Darlan.
What's going on right here?
Thank you for the five, bro.
to Darley, he's reversed off the right bound.
One, four, five, Mitchell, a reload for St. John.
To mid, 12 to go.
Big cut, referee.
Edge of four.
Off the heel.
And crowd couldn't break it.
Not that hound of a drink.
One, two, seven, on the block.
Foster getting to the paint.
Not that breeze.
Off the bounce.
Taking advantage.
Big time play.
Big time player.
And I'm trying to outtake it.
Like imagine if I just well my gut listen to myself and Duke was about to win right now
And I could have been up like 10 minutes. I'd be happy but no no
No, I read a chat that said that
three points in one minute.
Yo, brother, I don't know if you've ever seen a basketball game in your life.
Yes, they're going to score three points in one minute at the most St. John's is just
going to foul.
Could still hit.
Yo, if this hits, I quite literally, I would literally like, I would chop my balls
off if this hits.
It doesn't hit. It doesn't hit. I know it. I know I've seen basketball. It doesn't hit.
to get a three.
If they miss, there's actually a chance.
St. John is gonna hopefully waste the whole shot clock here to get a three if they miss. There's actually a chance
Wait a minute
There's just no defense being played whatsoever
And that's trying to foul a foul each call.
And he's telling sellers, hey, we needed it earlier
unless they got a timeout call, which they did.
They were trying to get it better.
And Tatiana wanted sellers to let all gums up again.
All right, here we go, right?
Filing the game.
Stay calm.
Stay composed.
And just remember, no matter what,
there's never been another duck like you.
Time to lock in.
You have to stick together, it should be a game case.
Will it be easy?
Is it going to be worth it?
Don't forget, you're about to pray.
I'm a just a beautiful soccer fizzle.
What does victory sound like?
Yellow three, one, two, three.
A mistake from St. John's, they had a chance to...
only way this hits zero points have to be scored in this game like that's not
going to happen no yes one more point can be scored
it's not even possible I love how you guys all say under in a sweet 16 matches
crazy but if I go back in the VOD and look at the chat when everyone was saying under 152
like then we'll see bro then we'll see
with 32.4,
is on the shirt as it is used.
To grab the shirt,
officials call the foul.
That is team foul number nine on the team.
Are you all saying, holy, it's GGs, bro?
I just need Duke to win now, bro.
I just need Duke to win.
Those are six of six of the three for nine tonight.
He's got 24 to 10 rebounds
for his 22nd public other of the season,
No way.
We're gonna foul either way though.
He missed.
What?
That lady is fucking dead.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
That's fucking whistle that
Galaxation of five gifted again, bro
That's a few that's a foul
The ball is rolling.
At the 4th.
2-4 game.
This is King who has set up that pressure.
They will initial denial.
One trap.
And Campbell has it given.
And John Shire bring it in.
Loser back in the game.
Have a 2-point goal.
It's trying to handle that pressure.
No, the undercook is fine.
I just need to do 2-1 now.
If Luke wins, I can still win a lot of money.
3-0!
Got to give it two shots.
Got to give it ten seconds left and the foul is called.
You know, two-point game.
It is Isaiah Evans going on the line for a two-shot,
86%-2 of the way he's been playing.
You can mark it down.
You know, time out call with 10-4-8 on the clock.
Duke, who leads 5-2, it's coming right down to the wire
Yeah, there's no way he misses both. It's not going to happen. It's fine. The one, the one is cooked. I already know it's fine. It's, it's, it's cool. It's fine. I've come to terms with it. I've come to terms with that. The one slip is cooked. Okay. I'm fully come to terms with it. It does suck. It does suck. It does suck. It really does.
It's fine bro because at least some of the other slips are open some of the other slips
are open bro.
Under is not possible now.
I bought 10 points up and it still goes over.
That's just how you know I'm a curse.
It's literally how you know.
It's how you know I'm a curse.
It's two.
Two possession yet.
Evans has not attempted a three-pointer knife.
Softball from Fayetteville, North Carolina.
Creative though.
So we think he knows how to get bounce.
Well, the mix of this game and the normal ass
is how I think it drives.
I'll give you a try.
I'm so dangerous off the bounce.
You promote a gambling website and want people to sign up and deposit money, whether it's
an 18-plus website, if you're under the age of 18 and you somehow get a hold of your
parents, if your parents give you their identification to sign up for a gambling website, that's
not my fault.
You're living on your parents and you missed.
shot all good all good all good please st. John's do not tie this game please do
not tie this game
He's going to fire, Grinch!
Look at him!
I'm going to fire!
Okay, you've won. It's fine. You've won. It's fine.
ONE FUCKING POINT! ONE POINT!
They're so off the order. They gave us trouble on that side attempt.
And now they drive it.
I just lost 15k to one point. Oh, no.
I'm going to have to toss it in with 140 o'clock.
I'm going to have to toss it in with 140 o'clock.
I'm going to have to toss it in with 140 o'clock.
I just lost $15,000 to up 0.5 points Oh my god, oh my god, I'm cursed, oh my god I'm
cursed.
Everything I touch, everything I touch, turns to fucking copper, everything I'm cursed, I'm
cursed, 0.5 points.
It's like, it's like they know, it's like, it's like they know, it's like they know
I know that I want it.
Tell me you 10 gifts, dude.
Yo, Paul, thanks for the 10 gift, bro.
Thanks for the 10 gift, Paul.
Appreciate the pity donation. Appreciate it.
Just wow, bro, one point makes me not even a .5 point,
it makes me sick.
Why did I go with the points?
I could have bought all the way down and went on the over
and it would have just...
One of the blasters taking the ball out.
Yeah, they made the change.
Foster will inbound it.
2.1 on a five.
They may go deep.
Put Graydon Hill in.
It was 34 years ago.
It worked.
Duke 78, St. John's 75.
Here we go.
Foster looking along.
Booser comes to the ball.
They bounce it to him.
Edge of force, bounce on with 0.5.
That's all left for two.
And an edge of four made contact.
You should have bought 10 points and went over.
I know, but you got to understand,
I was looking for another line, and the chat said
that it's going to be a defensive game in the under.
And I listened to the chat.
It's the chat's fault.
It's the chat's fault.
Every time, it's the chat's fault.
It's the chat's fault every time.
20 points, channel rebound, 6 of 7 in the free throw by
He's trying to put this game away
It's good
2-0 by 4
1.5 left
The number one overall seed
I should be happy right now to do one.
I'm done, I'm done betting over unders.
I'm done betting over unders for good.
I'm only betting, I'm only betting.
I'm only betting on things.
I'm only betting on games and play-offs,
I don't care, I'm going to take a pee.
Fuck!
The good news is that there's a lot of money riding on Iowa State, a lot riding on Iowa
state. Like a lot. Well, because I had that one parlay chat, look, I had this parlay.
K. of Duke Moneyline,
Boozer over eight and a half rebounds, Iowa State Moneyline and Dodger's Moneyline.
5,000 to win 18.5 K.
This is just heartbreaking, bro.
Truly heartbreaking right here.
Just truly heartbreaking.
So, if Iowa State wins, how much do I win?
Why am I riding the steps from Iowa State?
No, bro.
I
Was state wins I'm up 25
But I also need Dodgers to win so I need Dodgers and Iowa State to both win and I'm up 25k
So you know what that means we double down
Stop saying GG stop saying GG stop saying GG
the game hasn't even started, bro. Dodgers are not winning.
She hands pitching tonight. Is he good? Is he good?
I don't know dude.
I have no idea who the fuck She-Han is.
I'm trying to figure out how to log into my scene.
I'm trying to play that game.
It's called Content King.
I just don't know my Steam login.
And I don't know my Steam email either.
That's the problem I'm facing here.
My Steam password?
I mean, no.
Mod apps?
Wait, it's yours?
Okay, hold on.
I do mod apps.
I just want this to download.
I want to get this game downloaded,
because I don't know how long it takes.
Yeah, this PC's not very good
Oh, here we go. Wait, okay
steam
Okay, that's word
Wait, am I showing this?
I need a code for your email chat y'all are never seeing those mod apps shut the fuck up already
Yo, buddy. Who said that?
Soon bro soon
That shit's never happening
Okay, I'm in your steam.
Oh, that's why it's looks so laggy.
It's called content king, $10 for what drew you got to fill this out, bro.
it's saying it needs your uh oh wait pay with PayPal or what would I pay with okay
but is it logged in because it won't let me connect my PayPal because mine's
already connected you know I mean W leak what am I leaking
You made the main character a combo of Lacey mixed with Drew Wall?
What?
Wait, you were telling me I'm in a video game?
Sarah got it.
Wait, what time does this Iowa State game start?
In 20 minutes.
I'm not saying an hour.
Well, I suppose it's 8.45.
We should go get food IRL get food and then I'll play content came when I get back and
I'll do mod apps when I get back.
I'm not bullshitting.
Bro, you said no IRL today?
Yeah, but someone said I should go to this one place
in Houston that has really good burritos
and like taco bowls and stuff.
I forget what the place was called though.
What was it called, Chad?
Does anybody remember what I said earlier?
I want to go get an IRL Keckrido.
W. Lockin.
I guess a chicken and rice bowl is unhealthy.
Are y'all like, uh?
It's DoorDash only.
Can you, wait, you guys don't want me to desktop?
Are you guys don't want me to IRL?
No. No. Wait, is the, is IRL dying and streaming? Y'all like desktop more now.
All right, I'll do it, ask, can somebody just tell me the name of the fucking restaurant
that has the burritos, please?
Can someone just tell me the name?
I'm going to stop putting
No, it's not. Someone came in a
earlier and said, Lacey, get
this place. It's called this
something. It's the best
burrito spot in Houston.
No, it started with a C. I
swear it started with a C. No,
Shut up.
Who has the name?
Portuguese tacos, Cabo Bob's burritos.
What is it?
Cabo Bob's burritos.
It was that.
Cabo Bob's burritos, I think.
It was Cabo Bob's, right, Chad?
The guy that came in here and said to get it?
It was the taco command.
No, it was Cabo Bob's.
It was Cabo Bob's.
Someone said, Cabo Bob's Burritos has the best Mexican food
in Houston.
So do I get a burrito, or do I get like a bowl?
Two minutes left to place.
Okay, white rice, no beans, chicken, ooh chicken and steak or chicken and brisket, chicken and
steak.
Gotta get a lot of meat.
No onions, ooh I do zucchini and squash and I'll do a little bit of, no I'll do no cheese
because it's unhealthy. No cheese. Wait, Drew, you okay? Do you want anything? It's one minute
left to order. You got to hurry quick. Drew, you cannot sell this. No, no, no, no, no,
one minute left. What do you want? Quick, Drew, bro, do not, bro, I swear to God, if
it's one minute left on Dorento, you don't order time. I'm going to crash. I'm going
I'm gonna trash out the order of the fucking food!
Casey, get a chicken.
Bro, bro, please, for me, please!
You're gonna make me knock in my food on top.
You want me to- they don't have fucking horchata, bro!
Go to the taco stand down the street and get a fucking horchata!
come here right now come here right now come here right now stand right here
What? Stand right here. What? No, come here. What? Come here. What? What? What?
Drew, there's one thing in life that angers me and pushes me over the limit.
And it's moving best. And it's fruit. Okay.
And I just gave you my phone on Doraesh and told you Drew, there's one way left.
and you sat there and said where's the food you know,
is there a whole chod?
I mean, I couldn't even find the brewery.
I didn't even get a brewery.
I'm gonna kiss you again.
And now it says closed and I can't order my food.
Maybe we go in person.
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk over here.
You're gonna walk over here.
Okay?
You're gonna run over.
Okay?
Okay?
You're gonna pass down here?
No!
You're gonna pass down here?
I'm gonna go in my pants down.
Oh, you're gonna pass down here?
I'm gonna go in my pants down.
All right, fine.
Yeah!
All right.
Ow!
Dude!
Stop!
Now go to your room you're grounded go to your room you're grounded
Reflection room the clip
Stupid ass fucking reflection bro stupid ass fucking reflection bro
Imagine you Lacey, don't do IRL and now you lose a YouTube video just so you can keep
on desktop. I can't fucking take it any more.
So y'all want me to iron out now?
We want mod apps, bro, how do I tell you none of you are getting mod anyways?
None of you are getting mod anyways.
Yo, Anticon, send me the mod apps, bro.
Like out of every person that's asking me to do the mod apps, maybe one or two of
you are going to get mod.
Here we go.
Mod apps.
Let's see who will be my newest mod.
We already did this guy.
All right.
We already did this guy, too.
Already did the burner.
Tweaking.
Okay.
Tweaking.
Started following me in 2023.
He's here every day.
EST.
You're available every day, but weekends after 2 EST.
Why Tweaking?
Tweaking, why?
Let's see if he's in the chat.
If he's not in the chat right now, already done.
If he's not in the chat right now, he's already done.
I always watch him, like I watch every stream.
When he streams, I don't type though,
but I actually sit there and watch it.
He's really entertaining.
Lacey, you to go, choose me if you want,
but I'm dead, always watch you,
even when you were in London
and we had diff time zones,
I'd watch this shit in school.
Who's your least favorite person in Lacey's chat?
Spammers.
Okay.
Chad, is it a mark down or no?
Is it a mark down or no?
No.
It's JB and follow us and get him on at him, please
so I can pull this thing up.
every time you see a name can somebody at him so I can pull their chat arena up?
Is he in the chat right now? Been watching this 2024. How often do you tune into Lacey streams
occasionally? Why would you even apply if you're here occasionally?
Because why do you want to moderate? I want experience. I like having a Twitch community
to come to you where everyone says hi when you type. Right, Lacey, a nice message. Yeah,
no, fuck that, LMAO. I don't plan on being nice to lay, not even if I get in mud. Dude's
piece of lard that I just watched sometimes because he's sometimes funny.
He's just not active enough.
He's just not active enough, bro.
I need 200 messages.
He's just not active enough in my opinion.
All good though.
All good.
Maybe in the future.
Maybe in the future, dude.
Got to be more active to get more.
A num then follow us as 2025 every day. I'm available every day 4 p.m. To 1 a.m. I do not have experience
I find him funny and I want to replace JD you should nod me because you look mad good and skinny fuck JD
Okay
Also not in the chat right now
Sweaty Cade.
I just know Sweaty Cades in the chat, bro.
This kid is never not in the chat.
Like this guy is literally never not in the chat.
Yep, how'd I know?
It's following since 2024.
Tunes in every day.
Mountain time.
What is mountain time?
Am I frozen?
Yeah, where did my cam- where did I have my cam?
What?
I just- what the fuck?
It just turned off!
Chad, I think my cam's broke.
I'm gonna let you do it.
I don't know where it's fucking to.
my cams broke I'm gonna let you do it I don't know where it's fucking to
oh no over here baby oh there we are okay that all right we're sweaty Kate at
we're sweaty Kate at he's special needs
other PS5 so you want me to mod you when you are on a PS5 mostly no mod experience I want
to make it so there's no weirdos or bad people in the chat write lacy a nice message as to
So why he should choose you?
You should choose me because I watch your streams every day and I'm always summing.
Okay, 17 months, I'm not bad.
Lee's favorite person is Usama.
He has Down syndrome?
That's okay, bro.
I mean, listen dude, he has nothing to mod on?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, Kate,
you can't really mod on mobile.
But listen, I'll put you on my VIP list
because I do always see you in a check.
Cade. Okay. Too many VIPs. I'll just have Anticon do a purge.
All right, next big con.
So, big con 2024 tunes into leasy streams every day Pacific time every day I don't really
go anywhere and my only current job is doorknash so I pick my hours okay okay
good to know good to know good to know
someone made this of me not me by the way do you have moderation experience
in other Twitch chats. No. I think I could help Anticon. Your fat and reddit isn't helping
you de-gloved. Least favorite person is Snowy. Okay. So what do y'all think? Do I put a big
on the list or no?
Big con, all right, on the list of potential mods.
is a Trogicock been 2024 every day. He's available to moderate every day. He's on PC, smaller streamer.
Most of them are 2k players. Okay, I will say 2k community tends to be pretty funny. 2k community does tend to be pretty funny.
He's an amazing guy and I watch him a lot.
I should be mod because I'm here and always here and here.
I love you and I should be a mod because I'm always here and want to help whenever.
Least favorite is Snowy.
A lot of people don't like Snowy and JD in these applications I'm seeing.
You know, Antti, can you, whoever I click.
you a waltz? Been following since 2022?
Watch his most streams, he's Pacific time.
He has been following since 2022.
Or no, 2024.
Wait, that's like, I haven't even been streaming since 2022.
5 p.m. till you end stream on a laptop, I'm active.
Not even typing Zylo
Open what oh
Shit I did it wait
Try not a package
from the Houston Texans.
Lacey would love to have you out for a game H is up
a Texas fingerboard.
A hat.
Wait, this is tough.
Yo!
He made me a Texas jersey.
Wait, this is sick.
a Texans, a Texans Lacey Jersey. Why does everybody do 6-7? I was 6-7 in one charity match, bro.
Yo, would love to have you out for a game. Is this a formal invite from the Texans to stream a game?
I might have to go out, I might have to come back to Houston. They show mad love out here.
here. Shout out to Houston. They gave me a server at the state at the rocket stadium.
Made me a jersey, a custom jersey for myself and invited me to a Texans game. W Texans
bro. Notice the sick jersey too is an H town jersey. This is tough. This is actually
Wait, what is a finger board?
No, it's a tech deck.
What is it?
Wait, I put this on the thing?
Yes, I put it on the thing.
Great for what great?
I
Stay okay
Yeah, I know it's a miniature steeper, but I just don't okay
It's stuck to my foot.
That's why it's pretty fast and great.
That's why they work for it.
It's for your fingers.
How do I not know what this is?
Oh.
Do a kickflip.
Really.
It's a collector's edition and you opened it.
Oh my god, it's a Texans fated decade collectors.
Texans, can you please send me another one?
Are you ready?
Oh!
Okay, pretty cool, pretty cool, dude, pretty cool, dude.
You just doing shit with it?
Isn't that not what you're supposed to do?
Is Kim good?
Kim good, Kim good, Kim good?
All right, he's out of the Texans, bro.
That's actually sick.
Bro, you have 1.2 million in damages is what you're doing.
Summaton 3 better comes to them.
I don't know, brother, brother, what are you talking about, Boone?
Okay.
Zylo, 2024, every day, Easter, most days and times, I don't have experience.
Why do you want to moderate for Lacey?
I don't know.
Lacey a nice message as to why he should choose you. Piggy. Who's your least favorite person in
Lacey's chat? Lacey. Do you expect this to get you moderator?
I'm not modding him. It's the worst mod application I've ever seen in my life.
What is your twitch summer? Do I even look at it brother summer you're not getting mod. Do I even
have to look at this? Wow, you're an asshole. All right, let me look. 2022, 2023, that's
a lie. You've been following me since 2025. Okay, already one lie. Wait, he's a 31 month
sub. In 12 types. Okay. How often do you tune into Lacey streams every day? Trust me, buddy,
We know that biggie lost 15k and can't think right.
What days and times are you available to moderate
every day?
Cause I got aura.
PC, do you have moderation experience?
Stranger Dale, big con and Luke.
All right.
Why do you want to moderate for Lacey's channel?
My mom is homeless.
You're so skinny and look amazing today hope you lose this bet hashtag wide time to
These favorite person in chat summer big column stranger Dale snowy and psychon Marlin snowy lacey Jonah J in that retard sweaty cave
all right, so
Do y'all think summer deserves mod
Or is this just another mod that's not going to do anything?
Like, let's be honest, bro.
This is just another mod that's not going to do shit.
Summer, are you, will you actually mod?
Fuck it, y'all know the drill! Y'all know the drill!
Mod summer. Yes, no. One minute poll, go vote. Go vote! One minute poll!
say no please. He's a troll. He's a mod in your brother's chat and doesn't do anything.
or the overwhelming majority of people is saying no.
And I'm going to have to second that honestly.
They're saying no because they want it.
The way I didn't think about that.
OK, so here's the thing is the mods have a bigger say,
all right?
So to all the mods, do you guys want summer to be mod?
Oh, no, no, no, we good.
You are not a mob.
Darla said yes.
Snowy said yes.
Tyru said summer can't even mob your brother.
summer's a crumb but he'll be a decent mod. All right summer summer I'm gonna give you a chance
bro summer I'm deadass gonna give you a chance I'm gonna give you a chance summer
just because you're I know that you're always in a chat
but I can't even find his name
you lost 15k as well. And just like that, you go from being a mod to being banned. Congratulations brother. Congratulations brother.
Okay. I made C solo. 2023. He's in most streams, central time, PC. Because I'm cool. All right.
John. I've heard enough give this kid a shot. So you're only available for two
days of the week.
There's nothing nice about Lacey.
All right.
Frosty L. 2024 every day.
Do you have moderation experience?
Hell no.
want to moderate for Lacey's channel board that's not even how you spell it
that's not even how you spell it right Lacey a nice message fat least favorite
person in chat is Drew he calls me a fat-ass brother you don't even know how
to spell the word board you actually have to be a eight-year-old you can't
He can't even spell.
Piggy.
King vamp seven.
He's been watching since 2022 when he started following me.
He's here for moat.
This is summer by the way.
I got hacked.
Summer, what's your ethnicity, bro?
Why did you wide-speed laugh?
Why did you wide-speed laugh?
Is this a real screen shot? Yes or no?
Yes. So you admit to type in the N-word.
I've changed.
Have you seen Coyote?
What who's Coyote?
James Coyote, my girl.
Vib7. Okay, not on the chat. It's been following. Like, what is the point of lying about following
since 2022. What like you've been following me for five days. You have literally been following
me for five days. I'm here most streams every day. Epic live. Hold on a minute. This is a
real mod app right here. This is a legitimate real mod app right here. 2025, true. Most streams,
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, okay, it's kind of ass. Would like to contribute making chat cleaner
and less spam that some of the other mods to let slip by. I'm not going to lie though, I kind of
like the spam. I like when it's like a little chaotic. I haven't watched you for
very long. I came from your live channel. I love your humor and ways of making a
mundane
mundane. I guess LAC viewers using that word?
Okay. I think a lot of your chat is quite rude a lot of the times which makes me
low-key sad because it feels like they're under appreciating your streams.
Who's your least favorite person in the chat? Spammers?
Well, fuckers who just spam fat jokes, self-promoters, and poggers.
Not gonna lie, this would be a good YouTube mod.
This would, that has to be a good YouTube mod.
He said he came from YouTube and he doesn't like the spammy and people being mean in the
chat.
Might be a good YouTube on.
Nitro raccoon.
I've never seen this in my chat before.
I have quite literally never seen Nitro Raccoon in my jet.
Every day I'm free every day after 2pm but I can stay on all night just to mod.
I have modded for saw streamers, but I melt a lot of modding experience.
I used to mod for a lot of small streamers at once.
I've been wanting to since I started watching, but I've only had VIP.
I want to mod because I want to make sure this chat is safe and that they don't
overdoing.
I think he showed because I'm a nice person in the low key, never crash out.
And I've been watching him for years and he always looked handsome.
It's for sure drew no matter what.
He's a burp peanut watcher. I could tell by the mm-hmm
I'm gonna be honest. It's not a I'm
I'm gonna put his name down
Yeah, am I tripping or is this not little raccoon? He's a oh gee 28 months sub. I'm gonna put his name down
Stefan 980
You're only available to moderate on the weekends no modding experience and I want to be lacy's mode
Like you're just not getting mod brother. This might be the worst application. I've ever seen in my life
I'm gonna be a good, good
good.
Dub Boss.
Yeah.
Yeah.
2023.
Yeah.
That says 2025, buddy boy.
every day after 1 p.m. until 9 a.m.
before you say anything about me not being acting I'm here every stream I just
don't type because I'm usually doing Vod shit wait he runs the Vod channel
Drew?
What's the third?
DeBoss?
Yeah.
No mod experience, laces that go to Matt, active in chat and want to help deal with the brain
dead fucks.
I've been following since June, I was once at VIP, you're mad good looking, in fact.
and fuck Alex. So here's the thing though, Deboss. I'm gonna have you running my second
live channel. So do you really have time to mod?
Let me just get VIP fuck mod. Well you don't even be typing in a chat anymore.
But he's making you money.
What do your other VIPs do?
Fuck it.
I'll give him VIP.
I'll give him VIP.
Yo, inside card.
Am I going to lie?
Am I going to lie?
We're going to have to do a big VIP purge.
We're going to have to do a big VIP purge of all the people who are not active on
a daily basis, if I call him. Okay. 22 K mythic. This name sounds familiar. I got one in mind.
Okay, so now we don't be a bitch. Say it. Say it. So we don't be a bitch.
Zerk, Loi.
I see Zerk in chat every day.
Chill, I'm in CS right now.
He's badge-mogging.
Because here's the thing, bro, is I keep a lot of people VIP that are super OG, but
the issue is they're not active daily in a chat typing anymore.
So they should, they could just be viewers.
They shouldn't have VIP, they shouldn't have VIP bro.
Okay, this guy's least favorite person is Snowy.
Seems that Snowy and JD are just everybody's least favorite.
That's one thing I'm noticing.
What does VIP even mean?
Basically it gives you a pink diamond next to your name and you can type three messages
at once so you don't have to type one.
Yeah, now I'm going to change VIP to only people who are active every day.
important. You're a white leechy mod? Brother, that just killed your resume. Holy shit.
Okay, Matt N. All days, but weekdays after two.
Lacey is a mostly everyday grinder and is funny and a good streamer.
Okay.
I like trolling.
So cute and his face is cool.
That's not a reason to get mad, dude.
You're on an iMac M1.
This would be the job I need.
I live with my parents, and I'm 29 years old
and have no income except for social security.
Yo Alec, I don't pay my mods, I don't, I don't pay my mods, dude.
I'm not going to lie bro, why don't you just get a job?
I'm not going to be asked, I'm just asking, well, I will do it for free.
Okay, yeah, I'll put your name down, bro.
I'll put your name down.
I'll put your name down over here on the list.
Okay, I got your name down on my mod list, potential future mods.
Son, you lying.
What?
300 there he is, 2024.
Germany, okay?
single one of them. No mod experience. No reason. Right, Lacey? A nice message. Don't.
Okay. Easy Clapperoni. Other. No Kia. So you watch my streams on a no Kia.
What time zone are you? My time. Not gonna lie, VIPs over mods. Nokia. I actually have a life.
Why do you want to moderate for Lacey? Not gonna lie, I don't. Lacey's hella fat and
there's hella streamers better than Lacey. Fuck you, fat ass. I hope you have a bad day.
and genuinely how do you take reddit and get more fat you loser?
What is green witch time?
Wait this could be a good mod baby silent?
He's in a, he's UK time.
So on the super late night streams where I don't have mods,
he could be a mod available every day from five PM
to four AM GMT experience in YouTube moderation.
I've been watching him since the moneymaker days.
I watched him build this channel up.
I watched Lacey every day and I'm actively chatting.
Right, Lacey a nice message as to why he should choose
you. I'm officially announcing that I will be locking in. Who's your least favorite person,
Drew? Is he in the chat right now? What time is it in German in GMT right now? Oh, he's
What time is it in German in GMT right now?
Oh, he's in a chat right now. He said nabs
It's 2 a.m. In Germany to the foots here
It's 2 AM for him
What are we thinking chat
You Loki need a EU mod yeah, but his time zones Loki worse for streaming
He's not even EU Chad. He's in he's germing
All right, I'm gonna put him down at the top of the list baby silent
It's mine?
It's mine.
Damn!
Who the fuck?
This is my food?
Yeah.
This little-ass portion, what is this shit?
Bro, I thought you were on the diet.
Yeah, I am, but what is this fucking weak-ass little baby portion?
I don't know.
Am I eating for a toddler?
I've got a big-ass portion, though.
I can get one little slice.
Bro, am I eating?
Bro, am I eating for an actual fucking toddler?
Okay, it looks more than it actually is, I swear.
Where is my rice?
Is there steak in there?
In what?
In the bag anywhere I got steak and rice just chicken
Yep, I'm very fun
Diaberebunth, help, issue with item, chicken more, chicken and steak more, missing.
photo required
millionaire by the way I don't care how much money I have I don't play that much food
I don't play by my food yet, what a bro I don't.
Issue identified.
I'm not a player that gave him a sex chat.
$11 in board ash credits
All right, I'm gonna get you drew what FPS is this monitor. You get like a really bad
I think I am better off to enter my laptop.
So you move everything over here, move this, move this, move this.
Move this, okay, wait, can y'all see me such that?
So, what is the objective of this game?
You have to find out.
How long is it?
It takes three hours.
Okay, I can finish that.
I can finish a three hour game.
That's easy.
That's easy for me.
You're really zoomed in.
No, I'm not.
Wait, you're just, uh, I'm out of here.
I- I was playing around.
Okay.
I'm not getting bored in 20 minutes!
Wait, Drew!
I can't watch this. Can you help me?
Too loud?
Sorry, Shadowman, a fucking bootleg set up.
See ya then.
This won't work.
Wait, I'm missing a storyline.
Yo!
This won't...
But, I wish my stream could see it.
Hey!
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Okay, is that an ad?
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What's that?
Your deck he is.
Are you serious?
If you're gonna be sitting here straight,
that's not the problem.
Get to it.
I'm hooked up.
This is my Chad.
How come no one's typing?
You're now alive. Welcome to your life as a streamer, a dead one currently. It's your
mission to gain viewers and climb the ranks of the streamer world. Go find some content.
Tell me to go find content?
K-Y-S?
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You guys have been sleeping on this content.
Y'all dead has been sleeping on this content bro.
My stream settings?
I have one viewer right now.
Okay?
Hey guys!
I'm gonna jump out this window
for one dollar!
Let's see what my mom wants downstairs.
Hey, Mom!
Hey, why is there a $10,000 charge on my credit card?
Oh my God!
Did you buy a drone?
Yeah, I bought the Kaisen at $3,000, I bought the Vivette drone.
Ugh, it's for streaming.
I told you already, I'm gonna be a streamer.
Who just said, is this a Luke stream?
Kaden, you know I don't understand whenever you talk about this streaming thing.
Have you started your college applications yet?
Yes.
Yes. Get off my day about it.
I
Just making sure get off my dad's line which schools have you applied to?
The Harvard why do you care so much you went to college, and you don't make shit
Make five times your salary back
That's quite mean Kaden
I ain't cappin mom everything we have is because of dad's money if you weren't so
broke maybe he would have stayed when I was born
oh
can Robert Bradley this is quite enough I think you should apologize now fuck
that I'm doubling down bitch fuck that and now feel like me doesn't apologize to
no one I just gained a viewer is that your own recording us
to turn it off nope this is my life now I'm a stream everything they fit a
make documentaries about me on God hey I got three viewers close my stream on
shred it find content around the house okay this is literally what I do on a
daily basis you check the fridge maybe cook some do a cooking segment here we
We gotta cook some filet mignon.
I don't know how to spell it, LOL.
You should dye your hair.
EWWW!
Just one viewer, okay?
Ooh, skateboarded into houses.
Can I get some clips?
Let me fake run through the window
and act like I crashed through the window.
Nama saved this boxing match for when I have more viewers
so I can rack up more viewers
to stream the boxing match I got away with.
Chat, anyone want mod?
Why is no one typing in my chat?
Fuck yeah, I guess I watched the play.
What the fuck is this lag bro?
Yo, Sky Synapse, make sure you get my reaction and shit.
I'll get the viewer, wait.
I have a gambling and viewbot fund.
How do I go into it?
Yikes.
Yo, Barak, thanks for the 10 gift in!
W10!
Drink the water with the fork.
Oh no, this is gonna get clipped crazy.
What the hell is he doing?
I'ma tell social media.
Get in here, I'm gonna drink this whole fish tank
with a fork, LMFAO.
Chad, how many views this, aw, this clip's going viral.
Yo, Kaisenak, get my angles right.
Anonymous donated a dollar.
That content was so 2020.
Step it up and eat that motherfucking fish, bet.
Plus two viewers, you just gained viewers,
but you also gained notoriety.
Certain choices may increase or decrease your notoriety.
If you reach max notoriety, you will be suspended from streaming.
Ada Fish and still nobody watching this shit lowkey sad, bro.
You got your first toxic donation.
They'll rage bait you and decrease your sanity.
Follow chat.
Nobody respects you.
I can add moderators
I only have seven viewers brother. I'm gonna fucking moderator
Wait, whoa just in the chat
What's your plan for this epic viewer drop-off?
Yo, woe! Get off my dick!
I'm modding woege. I'm modding woege.
Ad moderator.
Auto mod.
That's enough content for today?
Chattin' am I goaded?
Why else ain't I a longer?
Let me get this straight.
In the video game I walked around the house, did a cooking stream, ate a filet mignon,
clipped farms and bullshit eating a fish, and now I'm getting off and going to bed.
Like Lazy Shrink.
Lazy ass sleepathon.
Dude, kiddin, where've you been all week?
I've been messaging you on Discord.
It's dude, no fucking way. Is that the new string John you bought one? Yes. Yeah, bro
I love segment. You're about to hear my name everywhere
Yeah, I started shooting to how you're going to see me, but all my viewers are just brought trying to give me a fucking gamble
Follow for follow you might throw me a follow bro. I made a new channel to really solidify my brand. It's kidding Brent Lee now
Is this a dap?
Dude, ain't no way you got the full gun rename.
You're gonna get dox, man. Open the stream just now.
Let's see what you got.
I have seven viewers.
Dude, you're a fucking dead streamer.
How much did you spend for that drone?
No one's even watching you.
Fuck you, bro.
My stream was just having connection issues and shit.
That isn't my real viewer count.
I'm not a fucking dead streamer.
That's cap, bro, but I'm still rooting for you.
You gotta have at least 100 viewers if we're gonna smash any huzz at TwingeCon this weekend.
TwingeCon?
I just lost two viewers.
I've been looking forward to the Con all year.
I'mma hit 100 easy, then we'll-
Yeah, man.
Come back when you hit 100, and we can take my dad's hook.
I'm right here.
You think we don't notice your entire chat is bodied?
Give it up, you can't hit a hundred viewers yo buddy, you're the one donated money to me asshole. I
Could hit a hundred viewers easily
This is good IRL content learning how to skate
Oh Kirk, that had some power, bro.
Yo, what's good, Mr. Connolly?
What are you doing here, Kayden?
Shouldn't you be in school?
I'm a streamer now.
Nah, it's summer break.
And I'm starting my new life as a streamer slash content creator.
Fact.
Any content or...?
You're looking for what?
I don't understand what you're saying, Kayden.
Bro, give me some content, old man!
Yeah, my wife, she's going around real good.
Caught her having an affair with a neighbor recently.
And she don't care.
with a neighbor recently and she don't care she told me she ain't stopping
yo she down for a collab i'm thinking about branching out to do an adult content too
let me do a collab Jesus Christ kaden that's inappropriate also aren't you 17 hey if i'm 17
She's 17, you know what I'm saying?
You kids these days are sick.
But not as sick.
Worst part is, I can't do anything about it.
She said if I tried to divorce her, she'd just take the house of my money.
That's how it works nowadays.
But rock with the 10 gifted!
Thank you for the 10!
Dude, that's what I've been hearing too, man.
I've been watching videos about female pr-
I need some proof first that she's cheating.
If I'm gonna come out on top in a divorce.
I don't got any currently.
Wait, Chad, do I try to help him and make content out of his wife's eating on him?
That's what I would do in real life!
Bro, I'll find her. If you can tell me where she is,
my new streamer drone gonna catch that bitch red-handed in 4K.
She's content!
I don't know where the fuck she's at, though.
I didn't see who the guy was before he hopped out our window.
I just know it's someone in this neighborhood.
Someone in this neighborhood?
Maybe you could go look through some mailboxes for clues.
Choose to send me love letters back when she loved me.
I got you, Aaron.
Good.
Chad, is this real?
Find Mr. Connolly's cheating wife by investigating mailboxes?
Look at this chat, eight viewers! Wait a minute. I think of you now as I lie in my
bed writing this letter. My pathetic husband's sleeping. You make me feel
things he can never. Your strokes are gentle yet powerful. Your hands make a quiz at Pharaoh.
I need to see you. My temple is calling for its Pharaoh, your goddess.
Why'd I just lose a viewer?
Viewbotting dumbass?
Who just called me a view- oh no, their clothes are leading up the- oh no.
Yo chat, great my drip.
Oh my god, how did you get in here capitalized holy fuck chat we're gonna be at the top
a shred it clip this shit I'm like a fan though keep trimming hell yeah I am
you're left for the whole world right now can you do a flip on it yo
y'all to tweet this no what the fuck who are you I'm Caden but what really
matters is who you are. You're Mrs. Connolly, right? Damn, it stinks in here!
Oh my god! My husband sent you? Fuck! Delete that recording right now! Looks like I
got what I need. Don't worry, I won't blue-bow you, bro. Keep hoping. When will
it be my turn? Yo, Sam and Boy, what are you talking about, bro? I gotta go
Tell Mr. Connolly, Jack.
Open a trash can.
Hey!
Yo, what's good, Mr. Connolly?
You see my fucking wife?
I'm fucking ready, man.
I'm gonna divorce her.
I found her.
I caught her.
She's not gonna believe the footage I got.
It was like some behind-the-scenes of Mrs. Connolly's gang-bang adventure 3.
Yeah, would I be banned by no one on Twitter now?
I
Don't want to hear it just fucking tell me you got proof of it
Yeah, here. I'll give you the vod one. Let's do a watch party of it
I want to get a live reaction from you. Oh
W idea. I don't think so. I'm gonna get a lawyer and be done with all
Oh, that I could stream that show was good-ass content. Oh, why don't you find out what mr. Dempsey is doing next door?
Yeah, I never fucking see him leave his house other than a back a bunch of weird shit whips fucking chains
Sodomy of some sort that right?
He's probably a gooner man my chat's full of them. I
Don't know what the fuck that means, but it sounds right
Is your wife getting cracked by him too? Yeah
definitely not he's not much of a people person if you manage to talk to him
maybe you can tell me why he's so damn weird okay thanks for the tech mr. Connolly
catch you later show us your favorite coffee shop yo whoa get on my chat dude
check this if mr. Demes yes content no chat WIRL stream so far to chat or
no
I don't want your girls go cookies and I don't want to hear about Jesus go away
If I catch you snooping around my house, you're gonna regret it
If I catch you snooping around my house, you're gonna regret it.
Bro, open the door Mr. Dempsey, I'm trying to get some content.
You old fuck.
Let me try to back door.
Yo, twinge popo, better not be watching me right now.
Oh my god, my name is a freaky fuck any tool in the garage
With toolbox perfect
Lockpick it
Yeah, what do y'all think? What do y'all think mr. Dempsey's doing in there?
Auto mods tanking your viewers change mod am I a dead streamer guys
Why are they typing Z's in my chat?
What the hell is that sound?
Chad, donate what you think we should do.
Chad, donate.
What the hell was that sound?
Minus one viewer, I'm breaking into a house!
In the basement.
What?
Chat, keep the tab open for your boy.
Yo!
Yo!
Please, no more. Just kill me already.
Ayo, what the fuck is going on here?
Oh my god, who is that?
I'm Caden Branley. You're on stream right now by the way, so don't say nothing bad.
Brother, he's chained up in a dungeon. What do you mean you're on stream? Don't say nothing bad.
Oh my god, where is he? Please help me. He's been keeping me down here for weeks.
I'll see if you do-
Y'all, no worries. I'll get you out of here because I want to help out the less fortunate.
I learned that word from Kai Synapse. He's been reading shit.
Yeah, but you Kai Synapse!
He's been reading shit.
What?
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
Please, just untie me and call the police before he finds you.
Who are you down here the fucking crazy fuck who holds the dungeon you need to help us
Why you keep checking your view count like an insecure loser yo
When you mean us I'm not locked here I can leave whenever I want L ego there's a man in the other room behind you
I think he's been here since before me
They're not there anymore.
Eh, whoever he is, he's not there anymore.
Probably dead and chopped into pieces.
Did you know chopped also means cut up?
I just looked-
Oh my god, holy s**t!
My viewers are going up!
My viewers are going up!
We have to get out of here.
How did you find me anyway?
I was just looking for content and heard you down here.
I'm a live streamer, by the way.
You really want me to follow?
Please just help me.
Keep using him as content or call the police.
I don't want to die.
I'm gonna be honest, I could keep using him for content, but if I call the police and it goes viral that I helped him and saved him, Loki, I'll get more viewers from that.
Okay, okay.
It's fine if I lose a viewer now, I'll get more of a future.
And tell your friends, Kate and Brentley saved you. I'm always live.
Jesus Christ, yes. Please fucking hurry.
I
Want my lawyers I've never seen this man in my life get your hands off of me
I gain no view I'm not gonna like W segment
Plus five viewers
Don't buy homicide. This one's theirs.
Hey kid, you can't be here. We're collecting evidence.
Joe, can I see one of the bodies?
It'd be pretty good content.
And I don't even gotta go to a suicide forest.
Not a chance.
Let's get forensics to here.
Yeah, how you like that?
Sheesh!
Maybe I could get that stuff in the middle of the night.
I have 19 viewers!
So you're a streamer now, nerd.
What's up, douchebag?
It's Tanner from high school.
Remember me?
Maybe I can what?
Troll him, yes.
Yo, bro.
I need a duo for the jerk pal finals.
I'm about to rank up.
Do you know the twisting upper stroke strat?
No.
Be the kid. I'm busy.
What you looking at?
Don't you see all this stuff outside that guy's house?
It's just sitting there.
It's just a bunch of junk, bro. Why you want some garbage?
No, it's not. They're antiques. I just know it.
And just look at it.
Russell!
Oh!
Just sitting out here.
Chad, do I instigate him and make him steal?
You could probably lift some of it, Brad.
No one's going to notice one thing missing.
Hmm.
Maybe you're right.
Go, go, do it.
Go, go, do it.
Me raise.
Brad, you live here?
Oh.
Yeah, I live here.
But I don't think I can take it anymore.
My dad just keeps collecting more stuff.
He hasn't thrown anything away in three years.
Sorry to hear that.
Can't imagine what it's like since I lived in such a nice house.
I don't know what to do.
It's gotten so bad.
I have to climb through the windows to get inside.
My dad just feeds me spoiled freezer dinners.
uh L house in the chat yo salmon boy really bro
so how'd this start he just started going to every garage so he could find
cuz he could find cheap furniture then he started buying everything delivery
oh my god I don't care take me seriously no I'm not helping you week
I need more content!
Chat, should I save the VOD?
What?
Dude, I need more content!
Chat, rate my kick technique.
So a whole lot of content right now.
Vandalize.
Chat, we're going to the top of Shredded.
Damn, I've got this shit on for you.
I'm about to get banned.
Damn, I'm about to get banned.
Wait, what happens if I get banned?
Chat, where should I go?
Well, all segment, I'll catch up.
Let me help this little boy lady, actually.
This is content, now that I think about it.
It just keeps getting worse.
I got you.
Jena, do you want anything to help?
This would probably make some good Hopecore content.
Yup, some good PR.
Not a match out.
You can try to talk to my dad and convince him somehow to stop.
I'm sure your life streamer would get a kick out of him.
Okay.
Can you help me throw away that trash in the back porch first?
I'm sick of looking at it.
Alright, I'll talk to you all, man.
Clean up that thing.
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
What the hell have you been throwing out my things did Halal Abbey send you?
It's actually Asmin Gold!
Who's a Halal Abbey?
Wait is he live?
I could cloud form off him.
Fucking way ass man mold. He'd been living in this dump the whole time. Why don't you a multi-millionaire?
Hey, are you a fucking idiot?
What the hell you were doing shy of you your kid is starving. She can't even yep
Mmm. Yeah
What I was saying she can't even get in the house. Yeah. Oh
Hmm yep
Bro, you know saying yeah, and yet while I'm talking doesn't add anything right? It's just fucking annoying
anyway stop messing with my stuff I need all of that I can use those dead
animals for a new alarm clock get out no my viewers were going up bro what the
fuck you never told me your dad was asked me mold yeah I don't like
mentioning it I saw him give her hope come around and if he doesn't just
called CPS coach have my PR is getting better I'm not gonna get banned
anymore. How many people have given you weird looks today? No, why is this guy
shit talking in my chat? I'll beat the fuck out of you, kid.
Go to the Fleece House? Where's that?
Come closer, child. Let me see into your third eye.
I see, I see into your contextual soul stream your future.
Do you want to know what your future holds?
Yes, what happens with my stream?
Yeah, what's the future of my stream?
Am I going to be a dead streamer forever?
Yes, the future of your stream.
I see. I see a place of abundance and aura.
Who?
Yo, Jack. She said my stream has aura.
You're always view-bonding. You literally don't have real viewers.
You exude an aura of motivation.
Let's go.
Your future has been told.
Give her money.
That'll be $10, please.
Hell no. Go sell feet pics if you want money. You already got them.
No, give me your bitch-ass money.
Yo, Chad, should I kick the Ferrari?
Hey, man, you're stream looking dead.
Viewbot, beater!
I sell.
You mean Viewbot?
I sell.
Viewbots?
I don't know, man.
I don't know man, isn't that a little sketchy?
Yeah, purchase Vubots!
Plus 10 viewers is $90?
Plus 30 notoriety.
Fuck you dude.
I said cheap, not that cheap.
I said cheap not that cheap.
What?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey man, you need you butt.
I said-
$50?
What a scam, bro.
Don't have enough of that.
I said-
I said-
$50?
What a scam, bro.
I don't have enough of that.
I said-
I said-
I said-
I said-
I said-
I said-
I said-
I said-
I said-
I said-
steal something oh talk to her yes how much I tell her I'm streaming hey
shawty you looking mad good want to say hi to my stream you're a bit young to
be talking to me like that are you filming a video or something no I'm
just looking for cash in me oh yeah you should do one of those videos where
you pay for people's groceries starting with money when you're gonna realize your
mid-chopped in wash a little girl chat you gotta stop it you want to keep this
up phone going um I have a boyfriend I'm streaming now I'm gonna know fun shit
Want to say hi to my stream what are you?
What the fuck no stat what's the Iowa State score?
And the Dodgers are losing too if you just can't make it up just can't make it up
If you want to make it up to me you need to buy my groceries today or else I'm calling the police
Man, I would, but I already gave all my-
Fuck, you're not buying your groceries, bitch!
Yes?
I'm a streamer!
Yo, I'm live.
Want to see how do my stream?
Uh, hi.
Are you recording for a video right now or something?
Yes.
Nah, I'm just looking for content.
Got any ideas?
And don't say a video work.
Yeah, you should do one of those videos where you pay for people's groceries.
Starting with mine.
Brother, I'm not paying for anybody's fucking groceries!
Make sure to keep the tab open for me.
Holy shit, when did I walk into the twin staff headquarters?
I'm a chicken! Meow!
Oh, this is the content jackpot, dude.
We got a soil viewer here.
Hello?
Can you buy me cat food senpai?
Dad, do I buy your cat food, Senpai?
Hey, if you can keep providing me content like that, anything. Meet me at the registers later.
Okay, I'll get all my cat food, Senpai.
I have to pay for people's groceries? But how am I gonna have enough money to buy my view box then?
Shish.
Hello! How are you today? Hope you're having a great day shopping at Food Hub. If your neighborhood source helps us with your needs.
So I should tell everybody in the store I'm going to buy their groceries and then scan them?
Yes! Sure!
Yo, Winter Soldier, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today. Meet me up front later and I got you.
You know that's terrific. God bless you citizen, okay?
Yes by your groceries yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today meet me up front later, and I got you
I got you. Wow really? I got you a horse. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm a nice guy
Hey
Do you work for them?
Uh, the-
Is that a chicken?
Do you need any groceries?
I'm-
I need to-
No, the parts are gonna get me.
Woj don't need to wrap it up, bro.
Pay for their stuff now.
Hello! How are you today?
Hope you're having a great day shopping at Food Hub.
If you're a neighborhood source for all the best ingredients.
Yo, can I make an announcement on the intercom?
I'm gonna pay for everyone's groceries today.
Oh, W-Clip.
Oh, that's so nice of you.
You got it.
Do I follow through and do it or prank everyone and say I'm not paying?
I gotta scam!
Hey, can everyone come to the front so I can pay for y'all's BBLs?
Heh heh, I guess, fuck.
I ain't paying for your shit, you baited losers.
Ha ha ha!
Hope you're having a great day shopping against Buddha.
W, W clip, W clip, W clip!
Plus, what a 40 viewers!
How do I get out?
What this courty-ass voice from above wants, I wrote the...
Hello!
A manager?
Seems you've been stirring up quite a storm out there, haven't you?
Do I mock him or question him?
What the hell, ladies?
Bro, is this your goon cave or something?
Don't lie, you rub one out in here once a day, don't you?
Oh no, that's highly inappropriate.
We here at Food Hut maintain the highest-
Don't care!
Please shut up, bro. You sound like a fucking narc.
Haha! WDocs!
My ad-y got leaked in the chat?
I apologize!
Please feel free to leave us a review.
But for now, I encourage you to listen to what I have to say.
Okay.
What, am I in trouble or something?
Oh, absolutely not!
We've been watching you carefully since you entered our store.
Oh no! My first sponsor!
From a temporary partnership.
How would you help me if you've been watching me? You know I'm a content God, bro
I don't need any help. No take the help
Have you spoken to Martin recently our little neighbor over at Maplewood Market?
No, but get to the point bro. I'm losing viewers talking to you
Four or two Dodgers up. Thank God, bro, but Iowa State needs to win still. You see our
partners have been hoping to expand this lot into a mall for a while now and
And the owner of our neighbor grocery store
Experiments
Okay, go on if you help us we can help you we have a rather large advertising budget
We could promote your channel both locally and nationally the benefits would be instant
Fuck it. I'll do it. Oh
It's really quite simple maple wood market seems to already be such an unsafe shopping environment
They're pipes burst just two weeks ago for some reason.
Bro, I don't know.
I'll be you sell out corny ass.
You happen means stop talking like an NPC.
It would just be so unfortunate if someone slipped and fell over there.
You know, we love our neighbors at Maplewood market
and we would hate to see them sued. Oh.
But I bet there'd be a lot of viewers in it for you.
Something so awful happened over there and you streamed it.
And don't forget the support we give you I gotta do it. Hey, fuck it dude content is content
I mean terrific you made the right choice my career gonna take off now. I have to go sabotage at the maple wood market
Retweet pin
Phase method
Wait, I don't get it I don't get it
Yeah, I feel like I gotta get rid of the autobahn bro, he's lowkey killing my chat.
I'm from Luxembourg.
Every message is blocked?
Yeah, I know.
Shit, this content ain't free.
You know that, right?
Keep donating.
Hi, welcome in.
It feels like a great day today.
I really hope it continues going that way.
Hi, welcome in.
It feels like a great day today.
I really hope it continues going that way.
I
Well
Put raw meat in the produce?
I have to get rid of Molly.
I'm out of subs.
I'm out of content.
I'm out of subs.
I'm out of content.
How do I get re- I gotta kill him?
Hello!
Hope you're having a great day.
Oh, I gotta tell him some shit happened to his family?
His car is getting stolen, his wife got in an accident, his kids got into an accident.
I mean, bro, if I'm going all out for a clip, I think I just saw your kids get into an accident.
They fell off their bikes at the bottom of the hill.
Very funny.
My children are in their 20s and up in college.
Scott me though
Hello, oh yeah, someone outside is trying to steal your whip. I think I think it might be one of those food hub guys
What those food hub bastard? Wait, I didn't try to work
Hello, your wife. Oh my god. There was an accident near my house
There was a woman being taken to the hospital and she kept screaming. Please call my husband Martin at Maplewood
I
What no, oh my god, is she okay?
Is she okay? Yes, sir. No, no, she's no no man. She's not okay. Trust me
You need to go to the home girl. She might not make it. Oh my god
I wasn't there for her because I was one of this damn store. I can't lose her. I have to go
I didn't even see her
Yo, why did this child look like my real chat can't believe people watch this idiot
I need to hire some real meat first.
Fuck yo shit.
My, my back.
You, you are not fit to run a store.
Sue? I'm gonna sue the heck out of you!
My viewers didn't even go up!
Six viewers from there!
Guys, move it!
Get new mods, should I go get new mods right now?
You need to get more view mods, I know I don't have enough money to afford it yet.
Hold on, me, Riz.
Hey, what you guys doing?
Okay.
Quick smoke, Sash dude.
You buying or not?
Oh, we get a hit dude.
You just get a hit, bro.
I wanna make sure I'm buying that good shit.
Yeah!
Only sell good shit, but you're gonna have to chief on this.
Uh, yeah, bro.
I'm gonna bounce on that Jay Maddard.
Fucking smoke a fat dumpy for real. Yes, sir
Me chief this shit I can tell you never smoke I have I have
Smoking a hit smoke that bitch chat this one's for you
Like a suspended inhale. Oh god. Oh
Oh
Shit
We getting hot and putting the check
What the fuck? Dude, did you lace that shit? Am I gonna fucking die?
Haha, no dude. It was just some shitty shake next to some oregano
Fucking shit. Oh shit, okay
Sick bro, thanks. I got some safe
I'm gonna know my name
I'm about to get banned.
Chad, what do I do about to get banned?
I'm about to get... move your cam to where?
Down here?
I was in a good spot.
Why did someone say to move it?
I'm out of money on these other boring ass streamers, bro.
Y'all lowkey chat, we're coming up.
54 viewers.
Yeah, what we listening to?
I'm locked.
What did you say?
Yo, chat, am I muted?
I said, what song are you listening to?
Leave me alone.
Okay.
It's just a question, relax, bruh.
No, that's the song name.
I've never heard of it, that a KYS song.
Did you just tell me to kill myself?
Yo, I'm a streamer bro, I did not tell you that!
I'm a content creator, like me.
A pretty bad one, it looks like.
I'm a flex honor.
I'm a thousand viewer streamer bro,
my dad could buy you a...
A thousand viewer streamer!
Oh, you wanna flex your stupid video?
How about this?
My girlfriend left me for a rich Nepo baby.
Just gonna get you views asshole.
All I wanna do is sit.
Wait Chad, this is my house, right?
Hell don't know.
I'm unmodding auto-mod.
Clip this shit, chat.
Ooh, who do I add as mod?
I don't want a strict mod.
420 all day?
Maybe also one other person?
Chat type one if I got aura.
Two mods?
Not bad.
Not a bad shout.
Chat type one if I got aura.
Am I supposed to ban doxers or are you fool with that?
Oh
Holy shit my shot is moving
Yo, I need more content chat. What do I do?
I'm out of your band
I need to do something for good PR
Chat am I a beta
Gotta go! Gotta go!
Yo, Chad, look at this methed out freak.
Why she got the zoomies?
Because I need some more coffee.
Do you know where I can get some coffee?
Yes.
Sure, I know a place.
Oh, place? Where?
I'll take you there.
Red Grilled Burgers has some coffee, probably.
They banter from every one of their stores.
Okay, recommend another place.
There's a coffee shop in here.
Alright, life saver. Thanks so much.
Nice. See, there's a little couple good deeds here in there, Chad.
some content. Ring doorbell.
Hello?
Hey, I got your, uh, Blubber Eats order here.
I do not have your-
Um, my wife must have ordered something. What's the order?
Juice.
Some juice. You guys are PVC fans too?
Uh, I don't know.
Honey, did you order some juice?
No, I'm not being part of your body.
What?
No, you don't look like you're on steroids.
Classic.
What up, little bro?
You got that shit on you, bruh. How fire is that?
How fire is this bitch at?
Is that drowning Apshirt earlier?
I'm a glazome, I'm a glazome.
Sick. That shit tough as hell, twin. My stream thinks it's heat.
Yeah.
Shit, you're live?
Can I shout myself out?
Yeah, bro.
Sure, why not?
Yo, follow me at.
Pfft.
How long have you been streaming?
I did a couple of weeks ago.
I mostly make music on stream.
You want to listen?
Sure, do it.
Sure.
Play that shit.
Yeah, walkin' down the stream
With my friend
Break it down now
Yo, I ain't trying to glaze too hard, but you on to something fat
Oh, plus one viewer plus one
Follow you. Here we go
65 viewers shadow low-key making my way to twinge con I'm mugging on these other trash streamers
Yo, why are you donating me money to stuff shit?
Ask for Riz tips?
Yo, bro, I'm trying to pick up a baddie live on stream.
You look like you got mad Riz.
Got any tips?
Yeah, where's the phase house man? Look it's simple
literate
Stylish kissable. Hmm. All right. I'll keep that in mind
Welcome and looking for anything specific today
We're looking for an employee who works here Alita Khan her last name is Dom
I
Let me think elitic condom
Ain't no, huh? What bro? Why the long actual? I don't know. It's probably unprofessional
Yeah, I don't well I a few months ago my girlfriend Mel started working different shifts than me
But how'd you bet I just got
You're crazy. So now he's telling her that I'm being bro. You can't let lamb out be that bro. Just list
How did I lose notoriety add laxatives to the coffee machine
To this shit
W content
The fuck? I got banned? Bitch ass theft
TWITCH!
I lost 10 viewers?
Am I gonna arrive again though? 64 viewers off-noting, not a match out
I lost 10 viewers when I went live, but when I got banned I got a lot more notoriety from
it.
and go make friends.
Yeah, I don't know where the face house is.
Good shot. Should we gamble?
It's in LA, but how do I get there?
They removed the people?
Wait, what?
How many... I have to get more viewers to go to the base house?
Hello, welcome in. Let me know if you need help finding anything.
Well, I was wrapping up reading my daily Shakespeare and was going to go check out the new fabrics at Legout, but I got lost in your eyes on the way there.
Oh my, quite the charming fellow, aren't you?
Raise, look at the chat going crazy.
Hold on a minute, girl content might be the method.
I'm much more charming over dinner.
What do you think about a date one of these nights?
I'm afraid you're a little too young for me, but I appreciate the effort.
So you're Mel, right?
Steve told me about your open relationship.
What are you doing that to him, bruh?
What? Steven talked to you about us?
Why did you tell a stranger about our pri-
He already told me about it, so you might as well tell me what's going on.
He'd bring in the-
Steven and I agreed to this arrangement.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
I'm not sympathizing with her.
Nah, he didn't tell me that.
Seems like Steve doesn't like telling either of us the whole truth.
Maybe not. I still love him, though.
Bruh, I'm trying to f-
We all know! We get behind that shit!
Hi again. Hi again.
Oh.
Elrace.
Elrace, dude.
Chat, I'm your favorite streamer, right?
Chat, I'm your favorite streamer, right?
Oh yeah, I love ki to change my fate.
I take the fucking booty shorts off and we're in twitch merge
between go get your sponsor what do you mean get my thoughts how's my view
can't look in. What is destined for love? I don't get it.
What's up little man? Need any help? Yo bro, I heard you're dating Mal while she's
already dating Stephen. What's up with that? I don't know what's the best. She's been
considering breaking it off with me to a... Chad, do I sympathize with him or defend Stephen?
What do I do though? I'm not doing anything wrong. Wait, this is me
This is not me
Mock them bro, why are you guys fighting over her anyway? She's for the streets
She's worth it man a girl like that. I'll do anything for
I feel a voice now.
Hi again.
Help Steven or Tim win Mel's heart.
How?
Hey again.
Let me know if you need anything.
I'll just be in this corner.
Mel told me you cheated on her with some girl named Lauren?
What's up with that?
How do I do it cheating? There's no way she's cheating on that guy would just fucking twerk
Plus we only went out for coffee. I was more can you give me a quick shred at reach up of why you I love her man
I just want her to be happy and I'll do anything to make that happen
Sup little man need help I bro. I'm with you
I'm gonna help you take mail from Steven for good. We alpha males gotta stick together backs. Oh, that's nice
Tell him to kill him!
He goes out with me!
Or it's the right and suicide!
She won't just leave him unless something drastic happens.
Got a phrase, suicide.
Dude, I got it. Just tell her you can't live without her, and that if she leaves you, you'll just commit KYS.
Yup.
You think that'll actually work?
Doesn't she-
Yes, dude.
Do it. No do it.
Here we go.
Well guys, I saw the worries. Now I'm worried.
Yeah, I'm here.
Yo, W-Content.
What, even shops have this fucking store?
Plus, you were just W-Twit, W-Flip.
Yo, anyone want to sponsor me?
Anyone want to sponsor me?
India hoodie?
Ooh, some sunglasses.
Holy shit, this game's lowkey got a lot of detail to it.
Chat, tell streamers to host me.
How do I do the gambling segment?
Hello again!
Yo, give me my viewers!
It's my sponsorships!
Shame about what happened to that.
And of course, since you-
Plus eight viewers!
Just advertise your stream on our social media.
We hope you enjoy the new viewership.
Only plus eight?
That's kind of weird.
How did you buy? I sell.
Yo how did his price go up? Bro this fucking scammer.
There's no way I just closed a local business for eight viewers.
Hey kid, get out of here. This is the active construction zone.
Okay
Dude, I really can't talk I need to focus
Now what are you doing working a bitch job like this?
I lived that shit fuck out of here. Oh shit
I'll never have to move that left cuz I'm gonna be a famous streamer, bro. Ain't gonna do this NPC shit
Wait, is that the live-streaming drone that just dropped from Kaisen apps. Yes, it's from Kaisen apps, dude
Yes, fuck yeah, bro. My channel is cating Brent Lee on twinge. I got like 500 viewers right now. Say hi to chat
That's cat
Yo chat, what up? I'm a dog the god on all socials. Oh my god
We'll throw him a follow chat. Just don't watch him over me. Hey, thanks for the shout out, bro
There's something entertaining if you want to make it as a streamer you got to have some content
What's something entertaining you can do?
yo I can show you my welding laser shit is dopest fuck and I can't fucking find it
do I see the weld it's not a snitch I'm gonna tell your boss you didn't even bring
your tools to work the chat's gonna love this
don't forget to follow the chat I'm gonna snitch I'm gonna snitch construction
No place for a kid construct this day in your mouth
My nephew would say things like that too, but not anymore. He's gonna get a shit together with this new cuz
His names are wrong
What do you want kid just wanted to warn you about Aaron he forgot his tools today and told me to keep it a secret
Aaron, the new guy?
What do you forget?
He forgot his welding laser.
He told me, a 17 year old, to buy him a new one.
I knew I shouldn't have trusted that damn junkie.
And he had the nerve to try and hide it from me.
Chad, I got him fired.
This is a job, not a take here center.
Aaron, your ass is fired.
Yo, I got him fired.
Come on, it's got to give you more viewers.
95 viewers, not a bad shout, not a bad shout at all.
Chat, what should we do?
You got a kick deal?
There is an ominous energy near here.
The tree's point, one man.
keep money hell
my gun was at a hundred
almost at a hundred Jack
yo hello I'm with the Mormon School of
soaking and tortoise cracking do you have time to talk about your faith
today. Go see the Fools Clearing House. I don't know where that is. If you don't listen I'm gonna tell God personally to send you to hell. Yo, what? Our Lord says the path. Oh my God 99 viewers. Come here bitch. Come here bitch.
some coffee. Yo, who's trying to sponsor me? Who wants to sponsor me, cat?
Now I gotta do some entertaining, I'm gonna lose a viewer, I'm kicking this fucking flowerpot, fuck you. Fuck this truck too.
No, I'm losing viewers!
Shad, I gotta go to Twinscon!
I gotta find some content.
What's up, dude?
You still dead, streamer?
Yeah, bro. She got my string stazz.
Broke a hundred just like-
We got a hundred viewers!
Dude, holy shit! You even kept those viewers still now!
After twitch you shouldn't go awesome join all the other hundreds your andes anyway ready to go
I'm going to twinge gun
Well, I need a 30k backpack
I'm losing all my viewers!
Oh, true fixies!
I lost one of you was the chat spam after running baby.
Oh thank God I just lost 30 viewers from that it's actually fucking insane how do I lose
30 viewers?
Sorry about that dude, did you lose many viewers?
I don't want to talk about it bro, I'm a fucking dead streamer again.
Oh my god, I gotta get my views back up.
Yeah, Twinscon, bro.
This is deep, Twinscon.
Yeah, you know how good I can network at Twinscon?
Nah, you spitting facts for real, though.
It's gonna be, yeah, you're right.
That's a knock.
Oh, I'm gonna clout for him so hard.
I'm gonna clout for him.
Chats like these kids that, like, come up to you
and they, like, try to get a clip.
I see some crazy shit at that Twinscon.
Chats, can I sleep, mom?
You violated the TOS!
What up?
Here's my entry badge.
Names Keaton Brentley.
Okay, let's take a look here.
Hmm.
Doesn't seem like your partner.
This is the partner line.
Oh, do I stand a partner?
I am though my application got accepted right before I got here
must not have gone through yet you know I can see your account details right you've
never applied for partnership fuck it wizard how about I apply to be your
partner then shoddy like a whole doctor yeast meal W raise do you want to get
You wanna dance in the convention?
I said...
What up? You're from my entry badge.
Name's Kaden Brentley.
I'm sorry.
Did you just cut those people waiting before you?
Back of the line. We'll call you up when it's your turn.
Please, I need to get in there.
I just lost like 200 viewers trying to get through the garage.
Please!
Absolutely not. Back of the line.
Please feed I need this my mom is kind of homeless. I live with my dad. I want to help her out
Brother what?
Why are you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit bruh look at you smile you disrespectful as shit bruh why you laughing
Okay fine, here's your badge. You're free to go.
Alright, I gotta get back up for 100 years.
Yes.
Yo, off the record, White Dot really get banned.
You walked up to staff asking stupid fucking mistakes, man.
Great clip, devil. Who's this?
I
Hello, I am shimming you're also a twin shimmer
No, bro. Yeah, I am good job, bro. Like look at this guy trying to cloud chase
It wasn't a question. I am here to network and helps out taking a portion of your viewers for myself
Go away out of here, bro
You're already taking my allow me to use your network for my own now in the future
I will allow you once with me once I surpassed you. Do we have a deal?
Wait, do I do a stream with Sonny and then when he blows up modding for Kai, I get a stream with him in the future?
It's not a bad idea.
But no, fuck no, I'm gonna get big quicker than him.
I said fuck off, bro.
Bro.
Quit no loss, only 1% of streamers actually achieve success.
Defined as the standard 6-figure salary.
Statistically, I gotta get the fuck...
I've already never.
But you are.
No use to me.
Yo, sonny, fuck off.
This guy has 700 viewers, I gotta call for him.
Hey, bro!
Hey!
Hey, pull me out of stream!
Hey, man, I'm out here doing freestyle raps for people.
No way, it's Harry Mack!
Yo, bro, can I spit some bars with you?
Uh, yeah, sure.
Let's see what you got.
Rap about fame.
Yeah.
Biggest streamer on twinge.
Got a sub-a-thumb they binge.
Cause Katie never cringe.
Yeah.
Straight fire, bro.
Wait, I lost viewers.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah.
Nice, bro.
It's certainly interesting, but it's my turn now.
Give me some words and I'll freestyle straight off the dome.
You won't freestyle about Kaisen-Ax?
First word, Kaisen-Ax.
I, okay, Kaisen-Ax.
Goon. Goon. I, word, goon. Got it.
Ohio. Ohio. I, word.
So we got.
I'm hairy like a crab. I'm hairy like a bat.
Yeah. They call me Kaisen-Ax,
the way that is soon as I shit bro that was fucking fire Harry cracks I didn't
get any viewers I got it already right sorry bro I got
I found a twitch is the best thing
Take the money plus twenty five dollars
Oh
Kaisa naps with the fucking 10 gifted
No way Kaisa naps is in a chat
in the chat!
Whoa! Hey!
Why are you screaming, bruh?
Bruh, what is Tyler Wandoo's?
Press the convention door if he's here. I did not count for this.
I gotta go.
I
Viewers
Can you take that fucking mic out of your mouth or whatever?
Let's get it
Oh, fire!
Dumbass.
Who's in this hall, Chet? Any-any-any-where in the cloud?
Chet, who's this?
Annie Petunia!
I'm Annie. I'm a little busy with some people right now, but...
Can you just wait a minute?
Wait, Chet, what's wrong with my sanity?
Where's Harry?
Well, take him more than just a cell if you found shit.
Let me take you out to work and crack...
What are you gonna finish your sentence?
Huh?
Bruh, what the fuck are you doing?
Huh?
Huh?
What?
You can't talk?
Finish your sentence a little, bro.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't even know who you are.
I thought you looked like Easy Wager.
You fucking parking idiot!
No, sir!
I'm sorry!
Uh...
Hey!
Uh...
Hey!
That's good boy.
Oh hell, what's coming with you boy?
Who's this?
Hey, you're streaming, aren't ya?
Yeah!
No bro, I'm not streaming bro.
No bro, fuck off.
No, no, no, you are!
How did I go down?
Man, I just got affiliated.
Can I get a shout out?
Fuck off.
I have 50 viewers, hell!
Wait, it's Rosie? Oh, it is Rosie!
I'm not going anywhere until I get that shat out!
Bro, get off my-
I can just walk with you!
No, you're not. I'm done with it.
My chest is the funniest thing the other day that had-
My chest on a-
Shit, I'm not gonna lie. We gotta take a break.
We gotta take a break, chat.
We got to take a break.
I'll finish it in a sec.
I'll finish it in a little bit, you guys don't understand.
I was fucking losing!
Hello? Hello?
I'm not stressed eating, I'm eating gate grapes.
I'll play the game after this game's done.
I'm watching the second half of this game.
I have to.
How to fuck is Iowa State losing to fucking Tennessee?
My YouTube won't load, please speed, I need this.
Okay, minus one viewer, bro. I'm out.
There's no way.
I
Like shout about freak the fuck out
Yeah, Iowa stage really good, right?
I'm not going to be on up.
But Tennessee's ass.
Watch inside.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm gonna send this game and then I'll play I'll play a little more like a man. I watch inside. Just please let me watch this game
I need this I have to be
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Michael Pedro, so thank you so much for the five get to it.
And did not take a boom break.
I went P.
You can't watch inside. They're gonna ban you. No, they're not. I'm lacy. I do what I want when I want
Like you didn't even type Sun right you typed it all lowercase
Oh my God, and Iowa State's not even favorite anymore.
No, it's all gone.
It's all gone.
I was best player got injured who?
Who
Jeffery Jefferson. There's just no way that's his name. Jeffery Jefferson.
Yeah, hold on, I have to do something real quick.
Yo, Michael Pedroza with another five gifted!
Thank you for a five, thank you for the five!
Here we go, come on.
I'm neighbor Olson back in New York and now this is March Madness presented by
intrameterbal tax and it's...
NewCon.
...from a man drop step.
He has 16 on a nice one.
No one cares. No one cares.
Iowa State, please, I need this. Please, Iowa State, please.
I was told that this was a lock.
I was told that this was a lock.
Here in Chicago, 1554, the golds and the sea
There's still 15 minutes left so chat for all my ball knowledge in the chat people who know ball
does Iowa State win this game or no be just be be be honest with me be be straight with me be straight
13 points on turnovers for the Cyclones tonight.
Wow.
Fer commits the foul.
And during that time out, the game was changed.
Originally called on play-to, now it is on Jabari.
Wait a minute.
This guy's like 5'9".
Are you going to pass that, dude?
Oh my god, Iowa State has no offense!
Iowa State's fucking garbage!
Who did I bet on?
And they have this immense guy, bro.
What a pass.
A foul?
Dodgers are selling I'm delayed how it's live for me
I'm a curse I'm straight up a curse it's not even funny it's actually not even funny how much of a curse I am
And that's already five fouls this half on the Cyclones.
Iowa State's winning trust. They're not, no, dude.
Like, if you look at this game, they're not.
They think they're not a good team.
Iowa State's not a good team.
Amen. Doesn't get the balance as we toss it over to Evan.
Who does receive the impact of the strength of physicality of this Tennessee team?
He was one of the early adopters of strength being important in basketball and a strength
goal in 1989.
And as you know, coach, that was kind of fun to heard of at the time.
But he made an interesting point to a set strength, and he gave talent at times.
He really values it with his guys.
Do they have any good players on Iowa State?
That happened in 1989 and a big back cut there.
To let that happen in 1989, that was definitely a trailblazer there.
who are you?
Yeah, nice defense, guys, nice defense, guys, way to defend out there.
You shut up that weak ass three
How is that a foul?
I
Told you to bet Iowa State pretty sure it was rums
the best baseline obese over on CBS Michigan state maybe not I don't have a
someone I don't know might have been Z
I mean Chad I don't even know anymore like this is I
Actually into a point where I think there might be something like wrong with with like like did my ancestors like
Did my ancestors do something wrong in the past?
So we're like I've been cursed for generations
I put money on a team they start airballing.
It's a carry.
We're fine by the night as a struggle.
This is what the following is good about you,
and carry on all the time.
Time out at our state.
A 7-0 run from volunteers.
Trying to knock out the cycle of the Terrier Chicago.
This little line of mine has been dark for quite some time.
and I'm going to leave you behind to help.
I don't know how it's even possible to have this bad of luck in things I don't get I don't I really don't know how it's even
as possible. I don't know how it's possible to have this bad of luck.
their own team yeah yeah I guess so dude I turn the game on and they go down 10
like that's unheard of unheard of soon as I turn the game on down 10
I got to go to my little shed, hold on.
Ow! Fuck!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It's pathetic
Watch the last 30 seconds of the Yukon game while it's going on holy shit
Oh my god
I'm going to break the curse I'm going to put money on I'm going to put money on a little
to put some of your money on
Michigan State. Not a bad
shout.
This is a one and one.
your carabin.
Now Tom is getting his offense on the floor.
What are the three years you're gonna be doing?
Carabin is not attempting to free kill tonight.
You come in to buy one.
Michigan State.
Oh no.
Does Michigan State hit a three and tie it up?
Shatter no.
He's gonna make this.
Wait, they're not going for three?
Wait, what?
What did I just witness on offense what what the fuck was that Michigan State
What?
Holy cell job!
Holy cell job!
That's the guy's brother-in-law.
Unless he pulls the Austin Reaves.
Okay.
He made it.
Does he, Chad do you think, does he try to miss your own purpose?
Time out.
I mean that game's just over.
I needed Iowa State for my Parley.
Me too, man.
Me too.
Look at the Dodgers game.
Let me guess, bro.
hit a fucking grand home run and the other team.
Let me guess, bro.
The other dude in the Dodgers game hit a grand home run.
Let me guess, bro.
Get your vigs in the lineup.
Maybe get the guards, or it's the crates, the crashes.
Grand home run, isn't that what it's called
when they hit a home run and it sends everybody
around the bases?
Is that what it's called, a grand home run?
All right, can Michigan State pull off a March miracle?
Oh, he went to make it in the midst.
try to make it a miss.
Michigan buzzer beater. Imagine a Michigan buzzer beater.
They have a time out.
All right, does he miss?
Oh my God, it might be Dave.
She hit bold, damn GG's bro.
GG's Michigan State.
GG's to Michigan State though.
All right, let's watch this fucking misery of a game.
Wow, I was about to be down 15.
This is so sad.
This is so fucking sad.
with their group and TJ Axelberger saying, be who we are,
just so we're mind-boggles that they are capable of obviously
making a run at this game, but it's
going to pick up and the others, yes,
they're going to pick up that lead call.
No doubt about it, but the time is now, 11.40 to go.
I guess all of us are getting deeper and deeper
for a better mistake.
Plenty of time with the problem when I was thinking,
they're playing without their best player.
We can't emphasize that enough.
I don't get how how can I turn the game on and first thing is the air ball I don't get it I
Turned the game on and the first thing I see is an air ball
Like this is insane to me
I'm about to unload on the Dodgers yeah, what's the Dodgers for I don't even care anymore. I'm just I don't care
of the game. Can baseball
Yeah, I'm gonna say that for tomorrow, yeah, y'all think Iowa wins tomorrow?
No, she's being the word, please, but I'm not doing patrocks tonight.
If so, dude, it doesn't matter. It's not an every night thing.
I
Know does Iowa State have any good players
He was dog she
All right messy my bad, bro
Make a fucking free throw!
actually a joke when I turn the
game on actually a joke as soon
as I turn the game on.
You're a literal curse, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding, I genuinely am, I genuinely
I am an actual fucking curse.
How am I addicted to drugs? What drug am I addicted to?
I'm trying to take out of it, but they don't have the fuel going close to the last three minutes.
And that trap continues, but a foul is called as foul.
He was trying to trap down the loose ball.
You know what the big thing is, they return home, but they weren't alive for a long time.
Coke and red-a.
Yo, dude, first of all, first of all, red-a's not even an adductor.
You get addicted to it, as you make sense.
It's not even a drug. It's a peptide.
Second of all, I don't do Coke. I don't do Coke.
He goes out with 940 to play and he's probably gone to at least
You do cocaine
Literally have never
Sensor
Thank you for making a free throw bro. By the way, if you made the other two to be a point game right now, you long neck bitch
You touch your nose a lot. Yeah, because I have a fucking
Any misses again, I go
No, I don't have coke nose. I it's my nose a lot because I gotta what is it called when you burn like a vessel in your nose?
I mean, yeah, it's games over.
Iowa State sells me every state I can bro.
This white dude is just standing there.
You're such a fucking bum.
You lazy sack of shit.
You're standing there watching your team lose.
are you guys saying Tom. Yeah
let's keep missing free throws
dude. That's four free throws
missed by the way that makes it
an eight point game. That makes
it an eight point game. Keep
blowing that whistle ref.
I was on brown. I was staying.
We just called me chubby channel. What does that mean?
Two for the last six. Double bonus for the rest of the
life. Come on. 10 points. 10 points. Which actually could be a six point game if they
They made their free throws, it's so sad.
Oh, missed another one.
Holy fuck!
Five missed free throws!
And this,
Iowa State is the worst college basketball team
I've ever watched in my life.
Ever!
This is actually, how are they in number two C?
This is embarrassing to watch.
He's holding a thank you.
I don't know if y'all are watching the game, but he's got to be getting paid.
He's just standing there watching.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I have watched Iowa State miss six free throws in a row
They would be down five right now
I'm not kidding. I'm one of the only people in the in the world
I don't know what my great great grandma and grandpa did, but they must have cursed me with generations of bad luck.
I just, I don't, I don't, I don't get how, chat, these are NBA prospects, NBA prospects,
people that could go to the NBA were the best of the best, the top 1% of players go and
you're in a elimination game in March Madness
and you miss seven free throws in a row, down 12 points.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
The Lacy curse is real.
Fuck you dude.
Like genuinely just fuck you man.
Bet on the Lakers, don't tell me the Lakers are losing when they were minus in 1600 favorites,
don't tell me.
It's not even worth it, bro, they're...
I'm actually I'm so curious if someone just if somebody just bet the opposite of everything
I bet and staffed it.
I'm up $600 this week from that.
How about this, I mean, I thought this was a misprint.
36 rebounds for 13, 36 rebounds for Tennessee,
a 13 five was there.
13 rebounds.
They shouldn't even be considered a team in this league.
They look lost, they look like lost puppies on offense.
They look like lost puppies on offense.
10-5 will stay turned over over night.
You give up your triple debts, but that's when you deny everybody.
Evans, no.
And it's taken away by a mistake.
Lips to the back of the pack, and Lipsy lays it in.
But 10 point game.
But I was taken away by a mistake.
It was good.
It was good.
again. Ten point game chat.
Hold on a minute. That's not
So, here's the thing that I'm a little confused about, here's the thing that I want to say,
here's the thing that I want to say, if they would have made their fucking free throws,
this would be a three point game.
He's not on the floor right now. He is on the bench.
The most frustrated we've seen him, the junior from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
The struggles continue at the line from Iowa State.
They have not shot it well from the free throws all year.
Four of the last three throws.
They missed free throws in the last three minutes and you're down ten.
10. This is coaching. I'm not going to lie. At this point, it's coaching. It's coaching.
When I played in high school basketball for a tiny-ass town in mercy called Mercyhurst,
we weren't allowed to leave the gym until we all made one free throw in a row. Every
Every day, every miss we had to run a suicide.
What is his defense?
How is this a 2C?
How is this a 2C?
I don't see it, I don't see it.
They look like they shouldn't even be in like...
They're air-balling greaves!
They're air-balling greaves!
How is Iowa C2C?
How? How?
Howdy to see
and Estrella were battling for the rebound.
How long, mate?
And now go on, Blake Buchanan, his fourth.
It'll be a one-and-one for Tennessee.
4.4 rebounds tonight for Champion Estrella,
the sophomore from the starboard in Maine.
That's over and back.
Left.
Yes, there was.
He grabbed the ball and that was it.
I'm not going to lie. I don't like college basketball.
I'm not going to lie, the refs suck.
The players are not good.
These are prospects, but they're ass.
He continues to sit with the 4,510 on the clock.
He has always this lead, stays where it is.
He's not coming back in for a while.
It's over. It doesn't matter, bro.
It's genuinely over in the air-bowing layups.
You're at number two seat in a D1 college in your air-bowing layups.
So we're going to have another free throw demonstration.
Now's on Evans, and IZ is a 63% free throw shooter.
Crazy birdies, this game's not even over yet.
I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
I'm gonna freak.
Nine missed free throws.
Iowa State is 12 for 20 on the ninth and five for the last 13.
They've missed eight free throws in a row.
They've missed eight free throws in a row.
This game would be a two-point game right now.
I'm looking to lie, Tennessee sucks too.
What do these teams suck?
I don't understand what you're in a man-to-man and you're leaving them open in the corner.
Like what is that guy doing?
Now imagine if you didn't let up a three and now it's a five point game.
I don't even know what I'm watching.
I always say like they act they don't even look like they care about they don't look like they're trying
They don't even look like they're trying
That takes us to our final media timeout.
Three minutes to play.
Brother, how are you in number two seed?
Going into the sweet 16 and you get out rebounded by 20 and miss eight free throws in the last five minutes.
I don't even care like yeah, I lost money. I did yeah, but like I
Don't even understand how they're seated this high
I've seen high school teams play better than this
They have a player injured.
Okay, but having a player in,
they played the whole tournament
with that player injured.
He got injured last game.
I mean, bro, I don't know, dude.
I just like they look like they don't even care it looks like they're not even
trying to win
I don't know I don't know
All takes all goes back to this chat to and all goes back to you guys in this chat
That's the crazy part when I said I was gonna put 15 came money line on Duke
And y'all told me that it was a bad bet because I didn't have enough profit
Would have been up like what 10 10 bands right now more probably been up like 10 15
No, I didn't bet against Duke, I was about to put 15k on Duke Moneyline and then the
chat was like saying that it was bad because I was only making 6k profit so then they told
me to bet the under on the game so I put the under in there and then the under missed
and I lost.
Our producer, Jonathan Siegel, director Andy Goldberg,
and our entire crew.
And we've seen Tennessee distribute the basketball
beautifully tonight.
I mean, it's what they do when they get a great shot of
10-point game, get it down to 8, knock both these free throws down.
Missed another free throw.
Missed another free throw.
nine miss free throws and you're down 10 points. I mean they're beating themselves.
I don't know who's gone there!
What's he doing?
Let's go! Let's go!
You got to fucking song, bro.
It's a hundred percent over just clinging on the false hope right now, maybe they not
get a stop knock down to three and then we're still knocked down another three I don't know.
That's not over back
That kid unbelievable career started at St. Mary's
To the next rush is a free not there
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm thinking that you do it.
We'll play tomorrow Iowa and Illinois.
Dodgers game doesn't even matter though, like it really doesn't matter because I had
Dodgers in a parlay with Iowa State, so I don't even have like, it doesn't even matter.
Oh, I need it with Iowa State to win, I want to win 25 back.
You're not coming back, Ralph.
Bet Lakers. Brother, that's not even worth it. I don't care if the Dodgers score. I
I don't need the, I don't need the Dodgers to win anymore.
It doesn't matter to me.
Go to a yacht party.
I don't even think you could get yachts in Texas.
You can wait they have water in Texas like like bodies of water
I thought Texas was all land
I'm sure now it's insane, bro, but text doesn't have like the ocean like Florida has.
It does? Oh, I didn't know that.
Good old content, King.
I guess I'm finishing that game tonight?
It saves, right?
How do I save it?
You got to sleep, yeah but I don't see any beds here.
I don't see any beds here.
I
How do I only have 49 viewers
Yeah
oh
oh
okay fine take your picture or whatever
Oh be nice
do you want to take a picture with me too?
Jesus what the fuck is that?
I got a hat
oh my god that YouTube are being high there
would you like a selfie?
raise her
so how about we get out of here and I
All your gears, fine shit.
Oh, wow. Yeah, sure. That sounds like a good time.
What? That never works.
Why the fuck do you have to work for the first time on a fucking robot, man?
Think that's true.
Hey, no, cut it.
Fuck you.
I'm just trying to get a bit of
Well then, wait!
Bro, it's Vampiree!
Yeah, bro.
You think security would stop if I went through?
What the?
What the?
Honestly, Vampiree!
I'm sorry, bro.
Fucking Karen, dude.
$99 on your tax.
Well, just get a lot.
Hi.
What's up?
My call.
3 did not consent to your presence.
Jesus Christ.
Why is this like the real twinch twitch con?
Virgin
Okay
Oh
Yo, is that XQC there?
I'm a miner.
No.
Six seven six seven six seven six seven
What
Is this what twitch cons like I gotta get my partner badge
Like a hundred dollars
Go to scheme we're scheme
Okay, we know should be nice
Wait, you're not gonna joke about my mindchap speedruns
Who the fuck bro?
You got any content for me?
Oh wow, uh
There's audio in my bed
Yes
Yeah bro, I streamed my entire life and I never turned it off
I got like 5,000 viewers right now
Cap!
I
So like what do you do when you goon or have sex do you go to a different platform?
Yeah, yeah, bro on top five on the jerk pal leaderboard need a duo for it
To anyone watching them anyway, I got a big comeback stream plan for January. Why suck up to him or insult him Jack?
I'm scared they won't
No, what if I want to do a stream with him though?
I believe in you, bro.
You can do some claps of shit.
I'm a content god.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, I want to remain one of the few that are down to earth.
Most of these...
Yeah.
Tip for you, man.
There are no real friends in this industry.
I'll be your friend.
I ain't fake, bro.
I'll be your friend.
You know what?
This line is empty anyways.
Let's get out of here.
Here, take this spare pass and maybe hit the partner lounge upstairs.
Oh
W never can go to the park
Set brah, what are you doing? I don't know I don't know these guys
Asked you see I'm coming
You washed brother under better brain about streamer
What the fuck do you even mean, dude?
Look, look, look, look, look, listen here.
Listen here, fucking bozo.
I got your house on my motherfucking wrist, dude.
Okay?
Fuck.
Okay, look, first of all, okay, look, look, look.
Your's your name, your fucking name, your being here.
Okay, first of all, look at the fucking badge.
No!
What's your name?
How the fuck do you even get in?
It doesn't make any sense.
Okay, security here, it's fucking trash.
Look what happened.
Do you remember what happened to Admiral?
God, he's crazy.
I guess I'm only getting 30 viewers from that.
Oh my God, who's this?
Playboy Mac.
Hey, bro, what's good?
Yo!
Holy shit, bro.
Huge thing.
Oh my God, my legs are shaking right now.
Look, you want to kiss you.
What?
You don't got to be doing all that.
But yeah, man, thanks for the support.
Yo, man, you know what you should do?
You should collab with Pee Pee New Money.
You guys make similar music.
You streaming this? Man, get the hell out of here, bro.
My fault, PBM. That's my fault, PBM.
Meow. No, we're not doing this.
Talk about wow.
I just wanted to talk to you about World of Witchcraft.
What's your class?
Oh, Priest.
I play Priest.
Really? My guilt's running low on healers, actually.
Want to join?
Yes!
Fuck yeah, bro. I'm level 1,000 right now.
Why?
Oh, okay. I'm looking here.
I
Look, I know I went off early in my bed
Hey, Tracks
Hey, train. Yo, dude, you the gop for real
I fucking love you, dude, but there are a lot of snake fucks around here. Be careful. You know what I'm saying
Who's a snake just weird snake he fucks everywhere with shameless double standards
They see me talking you will stop fucking with you do trust me. I don't know bro. That sounds like coke. You're just paranoid
Oh, so you are one of them. I gotta stop trusting people
Oh, hello?
Yo, so off the record, it ain't real, right?
Please, leave me alone.
Crazy bro.
Hell, the Racer.
Digi-Mane.
Hello, nice to meet you.
Fuck it, I'm shooting my shot, Poki!
Digi, I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
I wanted to ask you, can I take you out to dinner?
Not the fuse boys, just us. How else can we become friends?
That's so nice. Yeah, maybe we can hit a nice Middle Eastern joint with the fuse boys sometime, but my treat though
Hells yeah, W. Riz. See chat? W. Riz!
Michael?
Who's Demo?
Hello?
So you're trying to cosplay as my girl or what shoddy?
No, thank you. That's kind of your kid. I'm gonna apologize. Sorry. I don't know why I did that
I just go rabid and want to see a fine shit. Hey, didn't Ross Mogs your ass?
Okay
Who's this sinner? Yeah, what's up, bro?
Holy shit, thinner. That forehead's even bigger in person.
Bro, where the fuck even are you?
No way it's Jason, a ween.
Jason, a ween.
Why didn't you say that?
Talk about...
I gotta get my clip, bro.
Yo, bro.
So, uh, Jack, you're uh...
We know that ain't ever gonna work.
Let's just get it over with and you can give me her number, yeah?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Are you serious?
Oh, not just in the P.E.
God, I'm so hot.
Andrea Topes.
Hey!
Yo, so I've been really getting good at checkers lately.
Undefeated.
Oh, that's great!
Challenger.
I could beat you.
Yeah, sure. Mr. E-Lo.
I'm Grandmaster, bruh. Number one in the world.
Uh, okay.
I'm gonna stop talking to you now.
What the fuck is Tammy in, man?
Yo, look at my chat going crazy!
Fuck off, mate!
Okay.
Hello, lobby!
Huh?
Debate him.
Yo, bro, so, uh, what's up with the houses?
Huh, are we debating?
Yeah, unless you're scared.
Let's talk about something real, then.
What do you think about Palestine trying to bomb innocent Israelis?
Um...
Oh, so you support Palestinians trying to steal the chosen people's land?
Do you deny it belongs to the Jewish people?
Nabra, I'm with Palestine. I'm trying to move there, so I don't gotta pay rent.
What are you talking about?
It's free to live there, dude. Everyone always talks about how it's free Palestine.
Typical freeloading commie.
What does base mean?
Hey, what's up?
Talk about her sister.
I asked your sister Andrea more than you.
Okay, well that's kind of fucked up.
Oh, lovely.
Good for you.
Rizher.
You trying to be the queen to my king fine shit. I don't just know you
Sorry, I'm just trying to shoot my shot. No luck so far
You just gained viewer states to how
Like that I thought you saw everybody possible. Hey, what's up, Mike?
Yo, Pubbo, my friend Gerard loves you too.
Aw, thanks man.
Fuck you bro, bitch-ass motherfucker.
Why?
You heard me bitch, fuck you.
You'll find happiness one day.
I didn't get my clip yet!
Yo, there he is!
Have you got a chance to talk with the partners here yet?
Yeah, bro. They didn't really want to talk, though.
Told you. I made sheet, but I don't lie.
All they care about is viewers.
Wow.
By the way, are you streaming in here? You're not allowed to.
Wait, do I tell him I'm not streaming or say I'm turning the stream off and why?
Yeah, I got stopped on the way in and they told me to end stream. It's off now.
Sick. So, you really want to become a streamer, right?
Yes.
Can you relate to the only thing I want, bro?
Well, stick with me and only me.
Do you understand?
I can make you the biggest streamer on the platform.
How you gonna do that, bro?
Well, my philosophy is, if you really want something-
I'll kiss the wall!
You go for it.
And what I want is right in front of me.
Tonight.
Is that something you can do?
Hey, yo, what?
Yeah, I'll do it.
Don't act coy no need to play hard to get I know what you want, and I have a feeling you know what I want to
He wants to fuck me
Girl you trying to raise me up
Come on all the fun is ruined when you spell it out like that
My god my viewers are going up
Do I tell them a minor or capitalize?
If I tell him a minor, he might keep going and I'm gonna get a crazy clip off that.
This is gonna make me viral.
I'm a minor.
She know I'm a minor, right?
You said you're what?
Seventeen?
I mean, age of consent in most states is sixteen.
Seventeen.
It ain't a big deal.
basically an adult. I want you and I to have just a little innocent fun. I'll
give you my hotel room number and you can meet me there later. What do you say?
Cancel him! Oh, you're done for, Bozo. The whole world's gonna know you're a-
Look at my chat flyin'!
Right. And who's gonna believe you? Do you know how many people try to cancel
every thousand viewers yeah differences my stream was on this whole time
what you told me your stream was off security security this kid is streaming
in here
two thousand viewers I misunderstood okay like when he said he was a minor I
thought he meant like he minds like in mind shaft like I was trying to teach
Speedrunning you fucking famous
My god scheme is dream dude
My god, I three thousand viewers
Bro, there you are. Do you ain't gonna believe it? I just hit a clip of scheme trying to groom me. I'm at the top of strad. It
You fucking wimp and so deadass.
W. Clip, move to Los Angeles.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
We finished our LA streamer house and shit.
Yes, sir!
W. Clip, I'm viral now.
I'm going to the Foo's house.
I'm going to the Foo's house.
Yo, say, well, ahi, thanks for the five gifted.
I'm going to the fuzhous!
One year later Los Angeles, California.
Wait why'd I wait a year?
What happened to all my viewers?
I'm trying to stop, but I'm not getting it right, it doesn't feel right.
I'm not shot, Chad.
I'm just gonna say that I'm shot.
I really gotta go outside.
I really gotta go outside.
I have to.
I've been hard-stucked 3K subs, bruh.
3K subs?
Fuck it.
I gotta bring back the IRL.
Holy fuck.
Why is my chat flying?
Holy fuck, why is my chat flying?
Moving faster than my real chat.
I need some more moderators.
Sinners cameraman.
I'm gonna give Gerard Mod.
He's an OG.
I'm a fucking content guy.
I look you might have to un-mod 420 all day and remod a burger, burger, burger.
See, he's gonna make my chat pop.
Okay, my content got 2,700 viewers chatting about it all chat should I stay here or go
somewhere else?
Who's this subcated guess what dude my subs jump from 800 to 1200 in one week cool bro
give me rent rents do so I'm gonna need that new sub money your bald ass was late
on your shit by a week last time.
It's not Marley.
Well, I just ordered a new SkySidapse bro yesterday.
Gimme two of my next twinge bay tickets and I've got you.
Alright, fine.
What the hell did you get a drum?
I pulled my jet out of the closet today and I'm just starting the IRL shit again.
You're trying to-
No!
Dude, I didn't-
Whatever, bro.
Just remember to not-
It's all I'm gonna do.
Oh, is that Twitch?
That's not Marley!
No way I'm living with Sunny!
Yes, what do you need? I'm currently streaming.
My average years have jumped from 1,800 to 2,201 weeks. Must be the same with on.
Okay, I'm talking about my own stream, fuck you.
Yeah, I'm streaming too.
I've been getting a lot of viewers recently with the card openings. Got a crazy host last night.
I know.
My slips sometimes have been well-recently too.
Posted a fortified picture of our compilation recently, and it hit three.
And if I write my sub-a-thon early this week, my viewers will probably make a shred of it post about how it's okay.
I don't care.
I got a few collabs coming up too.
I got collabs coming up?
Okay, don't piss me off, bro.
I got a new clip or some shit soon my view can't be the same I gotta get a new clip
The president is visiting here soon now all that open across the street is part of his bring-back jobs from India
Cletus
I
I want to go to the foods house after all the tear shit, but the press has come ask about
You've got to get big enough to get an interview with them. Like how kid Ross did
Fucking hate Kate and Ross man. Yeah fucking name. How's his view count doing?
It's stacked dude. You've got a top as an interview just handle the viewers part and I'll figure out the rest get 30k
And I can sell the interview if I get 30k I get an interview with the president only shot to making it huge
Otherwise, you know, if any good guy my manager
Stop dude go start shit in the mall or the homeless camp behind our house heard some shit about murders happen around here, too
Yeah, there's some cringy-ass streamer houses on this block as well could go there and start drama
But they probably won't let you in unless you got cloud
All right bet, bro. I'll be back when I hit 30k
I
Gotta hit 30k
That's gonna be
Sinner holy shit thinner why the fuck can Gerard tell me you were across the street, huh?
Mr.. Rard you talking about stable Gerardo
Staple Gerardo
Ask her to say it
Yo, can you say it say the word?
No, I don't like saying it
Come on, I give you the past say it
You what so what are you doing out here? This is the fuse clan house. I'm the newest honor. I remember
Bro, I know what it is. I'm asking you what you're doing out here at the
To be to stand out here and open the door for people
The foos good house and do your job little sis. I'm trying to network with actual fuse clan members
Oh, you better be fucking nice. I'm the one who decides to let you in or not
Show me your social base that's my social be my chill look I'm pretty famous
Not nice try you ain't got the club to be here
We're gonna hit 17k viewers to be able to go to the foos clan house
No, oh my god look at the cars out front
Hi there, do we know you?
Who is Stara?
Yo, who lives here, uncle?
This is the online TV house, you know, Mild Jade, Lazy Pete.
Did you mean?
Damn, shoddy, you kind of let yourself go.
No, I'm Stara, I'm the one who owns online TV.
I got that.
Yeah, no, she's the owner, bro.
No.
Don't be ridiculous.
Let me go in!
of online TV only if you're worth knowing show me your stat I take a look I'm worth it bro
no what viewers I need 17k viewers to go to the OCB house too
Broke got deleted over there live street top she
So died kid you can't be oh god you shouldn't be seeing this
What's the scoop huh Davis who supports death land cold down there?
I just get an accent do I know you I'm officer Western not Davis. Why are you talking like that?
I'm just here to scrape the truth out the gutter god damn it. Don't quit stolen and give me the lowdown on the stiff
Jesus Christ you really want to know he's a John Doe apparently was murdered in broad daylight no idea
She said who did this cut the victim's chin clean off disfigured and bad. It's pretty grotesque
What the fuck?
I'm solving a murder.
Gosh, do you see all that blood?
Evening, Toots.
Jeopardy catch what happened here earlier.
Bro, she wants you, bro.
What is this chat spamming?
She wants you.
Oh goodness, what was that you called me, Toots?
Rizzer.
I don't call it sweet to just anyone, Toots.
You're one of a kind, let me tell you.
Oh my, what a forward young man you are.
Look at the chat spamming Riz.
W Riz.
Answer your question though. No, I didn't see anything. I just got here while taking a jog so tragic and taking so young from what I hear
That's a damn shame doll if you remember anything you let me know won't you
You catch the show kid see the killing happen any faces you can remember why you steal Caden Ross's name
He's got like
victim or the killer
you know who the poor stiff is they say his jaw was dismembered get a good look
at the face nah bro I just got here shits wild though broke out unsubscribed
okay this guy's fucking in trouble this guy's fucking in stride
holy cow this is like the fifth broad daylight murder recently
I'm digging for leads and right now you're the only shit um well I watched
these cop videos on the internet maybe these murders are from what's called a
copycat you know what I'm saying
well makes you think it's a copycat pal you know something about the killer no I
just learned that stuff from those videos they also don't say the killer
it's called an unsub. Unidentified subject. I'll call them shit on a shoe
for all I care, pal. Thanks for nothing. Oh, it's you again? What do you want? I gave
him the full treatment, Davis. Nothing but blanks. How am I working for the compound
treatment? Yo, this segment's hitting. Bro is useless to chat spamming. Yeah, that's
what I said already. Can you go way now, kid? Can't work blind, Davis. If I don't
lay eyes on the staff, I can't do a damn thing to solve this case. We're gonna
How do I distract the coppers?
I can't crash out
Chalk snakes around with a body once laid like a shadow
City doesn't mourn shadows steps over them forgets them like LSF slave. Oh my god
I just came to show the body whoever did this was I gotta show the body of the chest feminine body on the floor
bolt cut
Wait that face painfully recognizable. It's grassy grassy is here thought the killer mutilator
I see here. Who's that? That's just what he looks like
he's on the body useless cops labeled 20 Weston is did the killer know whose
life he was taken or was grassy just a random slain he's dead time for a
rebrand grass he was here
I gotta investigate the crimes I'm gonna solve it I'm gonna solve the fucking I'm gonna
I saw the murder before the cops are
50 viewers for kicking a trash can
Where do I go?
Shit, I missed it
The murder weapon, a knife, not just any knife, bayonet.
I've played enough CS, so to take a shot at him.
Not gonna lie, El Chat in game, bro.
El Chat, you guys would've recognized that, oh God.
No marble-fade skin on it, though.
Pathetic, till I'm made up for it another way.
By peeling back grass, someone really hated grassy.
Someone wanted to send a message,
but I don't read chat, I read blood.
$10 don't know. Holy shit they don't need more than you guys.
I wonder if someone at the Foo's house has something to do with it.
Who's that?
Wait this is the Foo's house. Is that a dap?
Who is that?
He's eating a burger on the couch.
Fat fuck!
Chat, did my stream crash?
Caden Ross, I'ma do that to you, bruh.
Who's that?
Who are these people at the fuse house?
She got one fat fuck on a couch, eatin' a cheeseburger, and another dude who looks homeless in a bag!
I'm gonna try not to crash out again, my bad chat.
Oh, I gotta hit 17s reviewers.
I gotta give you bots.
It's the only way.
Chat, am I cooked?
Wait, should I put chat in slow mode?
Yeah, you guys still awake?
Nah, too much trickness.
check the nightstand all the comms
photo frame on the nightstand a girlfriend didn't think he had it in him
I guess you don't need a chin to get lucky.
She's smiling in the picture.
You got zero or a bar bro just what you know.
I'm cooking on the hot fillet pavement.
I need to figure out who she is.
I need to find her.
She'll need a-
Business card on the ground.
Clean font. Too clean.
You are co-printed dead center.
I am investigating his house, dumbfuck!
Wait, what?
FUCK!
At Gronk, yo bro, unfortunately I don't know anything about made wholesome, so OF model
Luna Lush, mentioned in the newspaper who was murdered is the same girl in the picture
frame.
Her body was found last week, I gotta go investigate the OF girl's house now.
Bro, this dude is always tweeting!
A left girl's house right here.
Oh, holy aura.
Tell me I'm not good.
So this is a old Afro's house?
Moon of Lush's house.
I can still smell a aroma on the walls.
Fishy.
Computer's still on.
Probably find grassy in our OF inbox if you tried.
Topstim touch it. I look at her discord messages too busy admiring the her messages. She was talking to a recruiter representing
Would you look at that made holster recruiter pitch the service from us in redemption digital detox
Reputation reach you wanted out probably tired of being called an online frost
Basically she was shashu's getting JD 17
Do I raise her or ask for redemption?
Look at this chat. Raise her, raise her.
She sounds hot. Raise her and get her number.
Evening, toots.
And that voice of yours?
Smoothered in a top shelf bourboned.
How about we pencil in a little rendezvous?
Just you, me and the moonlight.
I can see why you've redone this.
This content of yours, this behavior,
Oh, is that an OSL blind?
Am I gonna sell my soul?
Am I gonna sell my soul?
I
Guys keep subbing we're X from Y right now. We don't know
Let us break patient shadow miss prep in this person fucking I'm gonna spray paint the booze house
Ha ha ha!
Promote on a foo's house!
Highest 500k.
Holy shit I have 3,000 viewers dude!
I gotta go humiliating myself in the mall.
You all gotta do a ritual chat.
I'm not going to get kicked for filming in the mall chat, it's not real life.
I'm a ugly fat fucking loser, everyone unfollow me.
Look at me. I'm replaceable. Look at me!
Hey, stop right there!
McCarry?
Yeah, busted, buddy. You came here to meet an unraged boy, you sick fuck!
Fuck it, I'm a role play!
Oh god, no.
I fucking knew it, man.
I fucking knew it.
Listen, he told me he was 18, okay?
What were you trying to do, huh?
What were you trying to do with that kid, you sick fuck?
Do a slip-slop challenge!
We were just gonna do some slip-slop dances, bro.
It was nothing.
What is that?
Yeah, you can dance with your cellmate from now on, pal.
Man, fucking want me back.
I'm gonna take that chill. I was fucking with you. I'm what we got the wrong guy shit, bro
He ran off for the hell not a bad show not a bad show
Little collab. I can give you the name one. You look pretty young dude. You'd be our bait
I don't know where the hell around on down, bro. This is gonna be content
I go for with some dudes and see if any of them are DTF give us a signal and we'll jump them
I know for a fact, I'm not gonna go to jail. Not one day in jail.
Yo, bruh, there's nothing to do.
Connie Somali.
I was terrorizing these Japanese people in here, bro.
What? Who fucking cares?
But why?
For money? For crowds? I've said it a hundred times. I don't get a fuck.
I'm a social path put this in your next video essay. I don't give up. Damn. So like this doing this shit get you a lot of
I got hella shit I have to do right now. Oh
Yeah, this guy for real looks like a predator
I didn't hear you. Sorry. I had my ear
Ask about video games
What do kids play do you play roblox oh
Yeah, I played roblox with my son. It's surprisingly really fun. You've been friendly at first. I some bro
Not really. No, what are you wearing your parents? He's not a predator. All right, bro. Never mind. You seem innocent
Yo, Vycally this guy's clean
I
Tell me we didn't do anything type one if I don't know just type one type one is what
What's your problem, bro, huh
Huh?
What?
What's your problem?
Bro, what the fuck?
Alright dude.
You-
The fuck you doing walking around looking so handsome, bro?
Uh, uh, thanks.
Yeah, get joy-baited, bro.
I just joy-baited you?
I have to terrorize a sushi restaurant.
Mmm.
Ni hao, fat ass.
How's my Japanese, bro?
That was Chinese. I'm Japanese
All right lunch breaks over bro sky synapse zoom in on this
Chan baddies
Bro the racism was one thing but now you're being sexist too. Can you just fuck off?
You know careful little bro. I'm about to have an interview with the president you better hope I don't bro
I was literally trying to go to the foos clan house
I'm gonna shoot you hoes stop saying I'm pushing 30. I ain't even 20 yet
You have to gamble and buy bots, but where do I gamble that?
I do not understand would you like to order something I'm white so I can't say it but
uh give me that second one yes one
nigiri special here you go sir please
enjoy role play spit it out what the
fuck is this shit yes yeah no this
tastes like shit also this is me so
base poison me just give me some what is
base to me sir okay so you care
you go sir as we get you bro what the
fuck is this come colored piss off
Give me some ketchup. This is cheeks
So that is our spicy Japanese mayo sauce now fuck that shit. You're in America
You're gonna serve it with American shit weird-ass come eat her
You are being big whatever I don't give a fuck
Fucking asshole
It's fucking Jagdordi roleplay
I just lost ninety five viewers
Japan or washed country on all I have TTS in the middle of the Japanese restaurant.
I
Your chat make my stream to your friends
Sir I will not serve you when you have to do one other thing, but I don't know what it is
What is this?
Sir, I will not serve you. You have to.
Purple jacket?
They find shit, you Japanese?
Uh, yeah, but...
What does fetishize mean?
Nice, I've been looking for a Japanese wife.
I'm down bad with that yellow fever, know what I'm saying?
You guys are just like so much better than girls here.
I don't know if I took a picture with him for a bit.
Come on.
I think he's still a billionaire.
Dude, I was born here.
I'm not originally from-
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Anyway, I just love how yellowish-
Yo, it's like, you're into white boys, right?
Bro, what the hell is wrong with you?
Sorry.
You talk back too much.
Ain't good writing material.
Yo!
You're so funny.
Nice shadow was at 5k viewers got me gonna chat
My god, are you seeing this?
Hey, can I get a picture?
My first man
Fun shit. I'll give you more than a picture. Let's make a movie shoddy. Oh
Oh
No, I just I just want a picture. Okay. All right. Sure. Wait, you know me. Yeah, my friends are big fans
Wait, really I got fans
Oh no, they hate watch you cuz you're dumb you're their server's little cow
Foggett, dude, viewers or viewers, shout out to my hay watchers.
She didn't even get a picture.
Hey, man, you need viewbot? I sell.
I heard viewers? $400?
Brother, you upped the price, son.
Yeah, yeah.
Where do I gamble?
Wait I can get early access to the foos house.
Do I do it?
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
How am I losing in a fake game, bro?
All in.
Nice!
Nice!
Fuck, it was through a little $150 hand?
Not a bad shot.
Oh, a 10 versus 2, it's a double.
No.
Yes!
$100 hands, $100 hands.
Run it up slow.
Run it up slow.
16 versus 6 to easy stand.
That's a bus car.
All in.
All in!
Come on!
No.
18 versus 8.
Pushed.
All in again.
Eight.
Pushed.
All in again.
Come on.
I gotta hit that.
Yes!
Bang!
$500, hey.
Okay, hold on, let me go see how much the viewbots are real quick.
Hey man, you need a viewbot?
I sell $750 for a thousand viewers?
$750 if it hits, we get view bots.
Come on, buy me the view bots, buy me the view bots.
gotta run it hand. $750. If it hits, we get view bots. Come on, buy me the view bots.
Buy me the view bots.
Oh. Oh.
All in.
I'll go for some 4k, 21p.
All in again, run it, come on!
Come on, give me that viewbox!
Give me that viewbox, please!
No.
Oh, I lost all my money gambling a fake game?
You're a degenerate.
Piece of shit.
Look at the chat.
Holy shit.
You're a degenerate.
Add more money? Wait, how? Well, you could buy money on this game? Put it on God.
No.
I told you to save the game.
Wait, what does that do?
Wait, can't I just go back to the left girls' houses?
So far, that's so far back though.
All right, I mean, I kind of just want to go to the,
to the, I'm probably gonna unmod this person
and I'm gonna add this person
and I'm gonna unmod this, fortunately.
Now I have early access to the food house.
Hey man, you need a viewbot man, I said cheap, not that cheap.
I'm gonna have money for your fucking viewbots dude, fuck you.
Hold up.
Yo, Kay, how many likes for a stream together?
Like a full ass stream?
You must be tripping little pup.
Come on dude, a segment at least.
Million likes.
One million likes and we can do a stream together.
Even as the Metaglass is all nice.
Okay, I'll be back when I get the mill.
Look.
This is your...
Welcome to pick me pizza where you pick all the ingredients.
One, two, one.
I'm here for a slice, pal.
I'm on the clock. You've been told I should come...
Ah, streamer, huh?
So many of you recently.
All wanting the same thing too.
Cleaning up your act, you say.
What you got a problem with people like me you sat in like a grade a suspect right now
Pal oh she
Suspects I just meant everyone wants to work here. We're the best pizza we hang town bro is sus
Where should I be? Why is the chat saying he sucks? Let's first get to know you. What's your name?
Where do you gotta do what I gotta do it seems names Caden Brent Lee my office is Caden Brent Lee
No, I don't care brothers let me work skip save me brought a chat swim and skip
My stomach hurts
would you rather sure one okay go ahead ask me one would you rather be able to
speak only in twinge emotes or in dead means challenge I'll only be able to
speak in emotes or memes definitely emotes definitely emotes brah I could
Let's start now. Easy. I'm Glinge. Seems dope.
Would you rather have to call every woman you meet, mama, or every guy you meet daddy?
Every woman.
I have to call them mommy?
Would you?
E-date, brah.
Would you rather fumble a tan or bag one that cheats on you?
Fumble a tan.
I'll fumble the baddie. I'm used to it.
Probably because you called them hoes.
Did you rather have the father figure that was desperately missing in your childhood or a yacht?
A yacht a yacht, bro, I turned out fine without a dad fuck it's with that question though
Would you have to take it all back and be the son your mom needed or have a lamb?
Get out of here, dude!
Would you rather find out that you're just a character in a video game, or live in bliss
labyrinths?
Red dude.
I'd rather find out.
Show me, dude.
Nah, it was just a- I overheard you volunteering to work here.
It'd be a shame if you turned this just for viewers and not out of darkness.
Why is the chat just hating on me?
Pathetic lunatic they called me in the chat
Mm-hmm just started working here. What do you mean what?
Skip hates us enough
Enter the pizzeria back room and investigate.
Wait, what am I investigating?
Back room?
Security guards.
You mustn't like that, don't just stand around for nothing.
So what are they hiding back here?
I gotta find out without getting caught.
What are you doing back here?
Oh, you're the lamb.
Hands off that, bud. I gotta kill it a catch.
And I'm letting no back alley badge bearer stand in my way.
We knew you'd come. Your kind does not change.
None straight from the path. You are the lamb.
Huh?
I ain't no lamb, pal. I'm the goat in this private eye business.
Now quit dancing around and tell me straight.
We are who will set you free. Can you?
You
Holy shit, I'm on fire
Am I in a ritual?
What the hell is this? Unless you're bringing in Sidney Sweeney, I am into this bondage crap.
You are, where you have brought yourself, Land. This is what you wanted.
Rejoice. These are your final moments of sin. Soon death won't last you.
Brother, what is this?
Question or Threatening? Does this look familiar, Lacy? Notice does not look familiar.
So let me guess, you clowns killed Grassy, didn't ya? You killed that old, stupid Grassy's gate of the way.
He beats a freeser one in some sort of murder cult, killing the folks who had the gall to work for you.
Your little detective game brought you close, but not quite there, little lamb. Allow us to formally make your acquaintance.
We are made wholesome. We exist to bring about a pure internet, free of sin.
That's also the nature of cosplay, like you!
Asking us to turn your reputation, but non-strafe.
You stupid mugs! I never wanted redemption. I just baited you into showing yourselves.
And I've played you like a jukebox on payday.
Even in your final moments, you continue your silly act.
You are lost in your own self-righteousness. Only death will free you now.
We've got you on stream confessing all this, bub.
I'mma put you so deep in the penthouse you become Diddy's personal flashlight.
We seek not to escape, little lamb.
We seek to make an example out of it.
It's time to die.
It's time to be cleansed.
Do I ask for mercy or provoke?
And the Cheshire's saying fake content.
Fake content, bro, about to die.
Fuck you, team you, KKK looking ass, chud ass bitches.
Wearing masks because you all chop.
At least at the very end, you choose to take your death seriously and end your little theater spectacle.
Do I have to- I gotta- I'm gonna die! I gotta address the chat!
Yo chat, I just want to apologize for absolutely nothing.
This shit has been fire content, bruh.
And I want to thank my chat for showing me how to work my drone.
Without you, I wouldn't-
Escaping.
Schumerous.
How do you plan on that?
With my drones paid to win features, bruh.
Sky's the next. Set water speed to maximum and activate normal link connection.
Oh
Kill that boy
Skyson x
Alright, get on over here and cut me down.
I only got a hundred viewers from there?
Oh!
Plus two thousand viewers!
I
Fucking hate Caden Bradley
Hey, you're fucking annoying
fucking coming at me for bro I didn't do shit no I always see you under
people's posts advertising your stream you're fucking annoying fuck you oh
that's my friend you know me so it's working you mad bitch I don't fucking
care I don't really care that you don't care you will asshole once I start
putting your chat to sleep with wikipedia
She's threatening to hack me
You know your entire chat is just bots, right?
Wait, hold on.
Born on 28th of June, 1491, at the palace of Placentia in Greenwich, Kent,
and retutor was the third child of the young Henry VI, said...
Please, Tuti.
...was baptized?
Okay.
The gym.
Zoom culture.
Just trying to dox everybody up.
People excuse me
Racer
Sean Brickley.
What are you all looking at, boy?
Just wondering who you are, boy.
I'm a pro UFC fighter and part-time streamer.
I'm good, bud.
You trying to spar?
Fuck yeah, let's spar, dude.
I'm warning you, I'm gonna kick your ass.
I may sneak a rough like a little scared puppy for three rounds.
You know what?
If you just let's one minute in the ring,
how can it knock the fuck out?
I'll give you the win.
Oh, shit.
Let's do it, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Focus.
You good bro? I think I'm out of giving you a concussion.
Nah. I thought I could punch him.
I want to beat your ass.
Good bro. I think that now bro your punches are
I
Bitch
15 seconds
No
I think I might have given you now bro your punches are weak. That was a punch, right? I just
I
You good bro, I think now bro your punches are
I
I can't wait to beat your ass!
Am I gonna make a liar for this?
Five
Four
Five
Two
BANG!
Fuck you Sean Brickland!
I got a game viewer spat!
800 viewers, let's go!
Hard to, uh, I'm gonna do that first!
Psst, you need a little enhancement?
Renna?
What you talking about, bro?
Saying if you need a little performance boost, let me know!
Oh my god, he's ceiling ready, son of Renna!
No, shame in it, you're worried about that, everyone here, duh!
Nah, bro, I'm all natty. You see these lats? That's all raw, apparently genetics, big dog.
Take Bradley's hat.
Yo, Brantley Martin, I got a boner to pick with you, bro.
Why the fuck is everyone still on my name?
What you want about, bro?
Oh, shit.
Are you eyeing my hat?
How I, when I want, it's a free country and shit.
You also get a free ass, woman, if you keep it up.
Yo, seriously, man?
Give me my hat.
Give me my fucker!
YEEEAAAH!
HAHAHAHAHA
PAPA PAPA PAPA
HAH! HAH! HAH!
Not playing with you bitch!
That's what happens, fucker!
Now, hit that!
You'll hurt me to fry
sometimes
I wonder
if
dogs think about
drinkslip
So, uh, dude!
NOOOO!
Are you kidding me?
You fucking bitch!
I'm gonna say it
Wait, I can go to the food house now
Oh, this fat ass is still sitting on a couch eating his burger?
Yo, social vainstaffs.
Alright, chill. Look, I'm pretty famous.
Alright, looks good. You're clear to go in.
Oh my god, I'm going into the food's house!
Fuck you!
Okay, dude, come on. Get the fuck out of here.
M-
Okay, it's fine. I can't get banned if someone else says it.
Staff, have you banned that staff?
You tainted 10 bills to everything I'm saying right now.
All right, fuck off, weirdo.
I'm not running out of shot.
Stupid ass staff, get off my dick.
No way I got banned about to go to the foos house.
Oh, thanks.
I can see the moderators now.
Attic all viewer gains are double or nothing
Double you
Sunny
PR train
Where's Sonny? I'll say hi to Sonny real quick. He's still streaming? Hey Sonny.
I'll soon lose my use for you.
Okay, fuck you dude. I'm going to the foos house. I'm going to the foos house.
I don't even grow dank sinner it's a food house
who's this who's tanks yo who the fuck are you what you in
I'm Kaden Brentley bro, you ever see my big clip exposing scheme at twingecon?
Not a file of mine shaft streamers bro, I'm busy managing carrying this order, well the
other people here just dick around.
Damn bro, you just said that on my stream, you're crooked they hear you say that in
a clip.
Classic.
Bro, do you actually think they'd care?
They know I'm the boss around here.
I make Fuse Clan run, and they're the content. It works.
Ooh, that's cold, bro. Yo, check.
Check the back!
Okay, don't care. Look, I'll show you. Yo, Gerardo! Your only content is crying and beeping with other streamers!
Yo, what's wrong with the new generation of Fuse Clan, bro? See, they don't care.
Damn, I- it looks like nothing could ever break a Fuse Clan then. No one will ever leave.
So, who do you think would care, then?
I don't know. Maybe the people in online TV next door would care if I dissed them?
When you say that, why would they care?
They'd probably get offended. I get the feeling I get it.
Hmm, yeah.
Stable Ronaldo!
Yeah, what's up dude? I'm Geraldo.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Caden, bro. Yo, where's your girlfriend?
Look at the chessman and payphone guy.
Where's your girlfriend? What?
Fuck you just say.
I know you're hiding in here somewhere.
Give me up. You could do so much better than payphone guy.
Dude, I got like 10 cars.
Two outside alone, bro.
I think she's good.
not now bro I got a one male fortified turn you have in yes you are locked in for real
okay Ron all right Ron I'm gonna go look around the house dude I'm gonna look around
the house runny son who's this who's K son no what's good man don't think we've met sup
I'm Caden. I'm a musician too. I rap and shit.
Okay.
Sick, bro, that's top-
Well, I'mma head out. Tell Madison Beier to hit me up.
W Madison Beier!
Whose room is this?
Who's that?
54,000 viewers.
Justin to pee!
Hey, what's up, man? I'm Justin.
Fuck it, I'm insulting Jason.
Oh, shit, bro, I know you. You from Ice Age?
Come on, man. That shit ain't funny.
Yo, talk to you after stream, alright?
I got some Roblox dates with some ABG's.
Sorry.
Classic Jason, bro.
Roblox dates with ABG's, nice.
Who's Tracy?
There's no way I was the fat ass eating the burger that I saw outside the window.
Can you get out of the way?
I'm trying to watch this.
Do I fanboy?
I'm a fanboy.
I'm a fanboy holy shit fuse Tracy. I'm your biggest fan, bro
I was watching your year-long sub-a-thon just before this
Wait, did it end? Why are you standing on the couch watching slip-slaps?
Still going I have loaded my voice and personality into an AI thing
What am I watching?
goth English teacher giving good boy affirmations for lonely men part 42 brother
What is this? What do they have me doing insult him?
Bro you got a fucking clanker streaming for you
Dude, shh, careful with those slurs bro. When they take over, they'll know who called
them wire bags and who did it. Don't...
Yo bro, you wanna check out the studio dillyard I made with scatch EPG? He got my post
on the Fuse page. Yo bro, you wanna check out the studio dillyard?
I like work.
If you want in, you gotta be worth knowing.
Show me your stats.
Alright, take a look.
I'm worth it, bro.
Dang, okay, that's a lot.
I'm sure the kids would love to meet you. Come on in.
Stop adding stories on Trish.
Who's doing that?
Who's doing that? It's Drew. It's gotta be Drew.
Who's this? Daisy Peaches.
Why did I just gain zero viewers? I'm risen.
I'm raising her hard me today for the sweet and salty podcast fine shit both of you are gonna be
I just wanted to show you something tanks said next door. He's throwing mad shade at you guys. It's pretty fucked up
Really show her the out of context clip
Oh, wow, I guess that's kind of me ask if she's upset or proof
It's worse than me. He's giving your whole org backshots live on stream
Can we make some music I'm gonna eat that beat up on God
I don't think so sorry. I'm getting ready
You should clap with him he does music
I would, but I don't know if views people view me like we do.
Why not?
Maybe you're the one who doesn't like them.
It's not that I don't.
Yeah, just what I needed.
Poke me!
Hi, I'm Ditchie. Who are you?
Rizher.
Damn, Shadi. You trying to make me your secret boyfriend?
No, get out. Who even let you in?
Stara? That fucking useless bitch.
You can't even open the door.
I just wanted to show you something Tank said next door.
He's throwing mad shade at you guys.
It's pretty fucked up.
What? Really?
You probably get offended.
I get the feeling OTV people are easily offended.
What the fuck? Why'd he say that?
He thinks OTV are pussies!
The way he's talking to him is saying you guys are pussies.
That you can't handle people throwing shade.
Hmm, that's kind of how I get just the market.
Fuse hasn't been relevant since like 2016, and the only way they can get publicity is
by starting drama.
Oh yeah, for sure, Queen.
Michael?
Who else in this house?
Michael Eats?
Hi!
I'm Michael.
I don't think we've met.
I'm Caden Brent.
I just wanted to just...
Shit, I'm down bro.
Just gas and steam.
Shit, I'm down, bro. Just gas and steer, bro. I don't expect you to win the-
Yo, Moomba, thanks for the 5 gift in W5!
Double J?
I gotta need to boo-boo shit now today, so I can't talk long.
RIZZER!
Just RIZZ it, everybody!
Goddamn fine shit, you fuckwit guys who low-key can't read.
Well, sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
I just think probably get offended.
I don't care.
I'm about to film a video for this DaVooBoo unboxing.
Can you leave?
Yeah, this is...
Don't care.
Don't are you here?
Who goes to the house?
Concealed toes?
Yo, bro.
Who are you?
Lowkey, I don't want...
I'm nobody, man.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
I
Just take that
Yo, go bothers Joe, bro. I got some matcha tea from Dubai watch this shit. Yeah, watch this inscredited
I'm gonna get so viral off this
Michelle Digi made you listen
hasn't been relevant since like
2016
Bro, what the fuck?
Look who the fuck's talking.
She's coming at us for no reason, when all you've been is cool to her.
I don't believe it.
I'm a call-up digi to clear this up. Ain't no waiting.
Wait, hold on. Don't call her.
What you mean? It's fine. I'm gonna just call her up and clear this up.
Stuff like this can get out of hand.
I'm just trying to lose order. I know that's what he'd want to hear.
Bro, you know what Chad would say if you went to her?
They'd be like, why he pressed for no reason.
Trust me, bro, it's guaranteed aura debt.
Yeah, you're right. Fuck, man.
That pisses me off, though.
Told you.
Don't be pressed about it, bro.
It was probably a wh-
Oh, my God.
Find ways to frame OTV?
Yo, bro, you wanna check out the studio
dilleyard I made with Scatchy and Jaycee?
No, let me see.
How do I frame them?
Change the shitty mod giving you zero viewers? What does that mean?
Not now, bro. I got a... Oh my God, Ron! Why are you so... Why do you care so much about
that stupid fucking tournament? Jason?
Yeah, I'll talk to you after stream, I got some Roblox dates with some ABG's
How do I finally frame
I would change the model.
I don't get it.
All viewer gains are double or nothing?
I get it. Yeah, but Sonny as a mod doesn't benefit me anything, Chad. He doesn't benefit
Give me anything.
It does. Why?
He has no...he has no sanity? Okay.
I don't understand how I frame- Like, look at these dodos, bro, they're just hating
on me.
So I have to go steal something from the OTB house and use it to sabotage foods.
B-O-T-V into Ronaldo's car.
Yo' moths, make sure you clip and slap on my slip-slop channel.
Stop saying sun!
Oh god, he is a head start!
Like easy enough to
Wait who get the five I didn't see the name who get the five
No, thank you so much for the five gifted bra appreciate the five. Thank you so much dude
I'm gonna get toast out of the room.
I gotta get toast out of the room.
Yo, bro, can I use your phone real quick?
I can see your phone sticking out of your pocket, you know.
Daisy's chat is a talking shit.
Oh, damn.
I always love a good excuse to invade Daisy's stream.
Yes, go. Thank you, toast.
Ordered pizzas to the foo's house.
fire shots at foo's clan front of the counter.
ooooh, definitely fire shots from the account.
at grace one young.
You're a loser for copying Cheezer?
I'm not trying to be that guy, brother, but I said I hate street sleepers.
Dude!
Nah, I ain't letting this slide.
They also had to make a post about us on Zitter?
Print up that old shit when they know we're trying to move on from the fucked up Trollos car too!
Bro's upstairs fucking crashing out texting me about how we got to shoot them for key and as MacLaryon
No way we're all crashing out. I'm gonna call Digi and ask him what the fuck they're thinking. It's a trap, man
Oh, this is exactly how they expect you to react
You're gonna call them and they're gonna try to rage
Yeah, they're trying to make you what the fuck do I do that? I don't know. No, okay, that's pretty smart
Thanks, Bob. Maybe you got our back
Is Ron really that mad?
Dude, not now.
Online TV keeps my fucking car, man.
I don't know what the fuck is with them, but I'm gonna kill them.
I'm literally gonna go to a store, buy a gun, and commit fucking murder.
W prank, I keep Ron's car.
I'm gonna need my...
Yo, these tonos are so toxic!
Yeah, I gotta find something to give to them!
No!
God, that guy's annoying.
Uh, what's going to shit you, man, nobody trying, man?
Ask him to get inside a gift box.
Yo, bro, can you get inside a box for me and scare some hoes?
I'm trying to tear these orcs over here apart.
Oh man, you're gone the way, you're gone the way that I promise I'll get you a comically
large needle of fent if you get into this box just for a sec, bro.
Uh, what box?
The box.
Hey!
Get that camera out of my face!
Oh my god, you fucking loser!
Oh, you think it's too chopped?
Face too chopped for the TV?
Yo!
Why you got the camera on me?
Get the camera out of my face, please!
Yo, why'd you hit the camera on me?
Hit the camera on my face, please.
Shut up!
I don't want to see you chopped ass anyway.
But you got the camera on my face!
Stop!
Classic, bro.
Run up to a camera and say get it out of my face.
Yo, dude.
What?
Hey!
I said get that camera out of my face!
Well, you want to be on it.
on it that's what I think no I don't want to be on camera I'm begging you
nicely get the camera out of my face well you're following the camera see what
you're doing please just move the camera out of my face please please I'm asking
nicely please move the camera away yeah see how the camera is moving
somewhere and you're being attracted I'm asking you to turn it away so fuck
it see how your body is being magnetically attracted toward the camera
that you're verbally trying to repel?
Please, I said take the camera...
Yo...
Dude, he's following me to...
Dude!
Please take the camera out of my face!
Your mouth is face toward the camera.
Dude, please just turn it away from me.
Will you turn your face from the camera, please?
Please, just get the camera and turn...
Just please, I don't want to be on camera.
Can you take the camera out of my face?
Please, don't point that face at my camera.
Dude come on just get it away from me. I'm begging you. Please don't face the camera. You're breaking the camera
Just please
Here we go check at your own mayfives ready
Fools pranked old TV a peace offering from views
Okay
Open it, won't you? Open it.
What? What the fuck?
Tanks! This is fucking funny!
Al Tanks!
Did you call my name? Did you get our peace offering?
Peace offering? Fuck your peace offering!
You piece of shit! You guys are so fucked up!
Us? You're the one trying to ruin us for no reason.
Are you mad because we moved into your old house or some shit?
You can fucking have it back, bitch. I don't give a fuck.
The fuck are you even on about? I don't even give a fuck about the house.
We let you move in because it was too trashy for us, but perfect for you trashy inbred bums, though
I'm gonna make sure your orchids fucking nuked. What the fuck ever bitch. I'm gonna fucking
Nobody disrespects online TV Daisy get back
From the earth
Michael! What the fuck did you just do?
Oh shit! I didn't know I'd do that!
Oh my god! What?
That was 2000 viewers.
Oh
Okay, I got those likes on my video you owe me a stream dude. Oh my god. What are you talking about? I've never seen you in my life. I
Said how many likes you're sure you never you said one mil here. I got them. Okay fine. This was the stream
Fine, bro. Fine, bro. Let's do the stream.
Hey, let's go. This slips off.
All right, Chad.
Chad, I'm really close to 30K Shrit to 30K viewers, and then I can do an interview with the president.
What do I do now, though?
Where's that?
Yo, this shit farms, bruh.
Who gave a thousand bits?
How do I get to the homeless camp, though?
Stable Gerardos and Jack.
Yo, Tracy, the fuck did online TV do to us?
First they fucked my FNCS win, now they eliminate us, bro, I'm actually done.
It's not market.
No waste of these stable Gerardos in the chat.
I'm at homeless camp. Let's get some content here.
It's my bag, you had an easy gun of Sains. Hit him.
I'm some content at the homeless camp.
Hey, dude.
Oh, my, wow. Get a bit more. Let me give you heat.
Damn, shit. I need the girl. Yeah, I need one. I need a fricked fish girl. Man, I'm Jesus Christ.
My eyes are bleeding a little bit. Freaking fuck. What you mean?
Man, I'll stab your head off right now, boy. Get out of my face.
Alright.
I'm not going insane. I don't need to resist the urge to crash out. I'm fine.
Where do I go?
I
For what what started doing them all this piece of game viewers fucking
This patient serves shut up
My stomach
Why do I get a hundred twenty viewers every time I eat a fucking piece of pizza?
Chat in my cooking chat in my cooking
I'm here.
To me?
It's a boss card.
Oh, yeah, it's a boss card.
Double it.
Blackjack!
Wait, what is this place?
University and seeing how much demand there was kai synapse founded this franchise
We have over 100 locations across the country each one teaching
Sure can we've got our intro cost with you
If you have enough viewers you can take our advanced courses too
I bet I'm Kaden Brentley. Put my name down for today's classes.
Fuck your shit.
You hate news, Kaden.
Freemium Taurus? Hell yeah.
Get me in that one. I know dumbass.
Not no streamer. Streamer. Streamer.
I'm the goat.
Terrific choice, Kaden. I'll put you down for today's classes.
Fuck your class. I'm gambling.
Wait, what's the fold method?
Freak my stupid chungus life.
Based.
Someone said there's a fold method.
You lose half? That's not a method brother. Holy shit, hands. Nice.
Yeah, where do I sleep okay?
Where do I save the game at so I can so I can just go
You don't think we notice your entire chat is body
Yeah, there's no beds in the mall
Where?
L.
L, I'm just saying L.
All right, quiet class.
We're starting to see through class.
There's a few things to establish.
This is the premium course,
so I expect that you'll be able to
see through class.
All right, quiet class.
We're starting to see through class.
There's a few things to establish.
This is the premium course, so I expect you all right, Mal-davious fern tree. My name is
Zeus anyway, and if you don't know grifting can I brought me on to tea in reality though?
I've only ever finished what I heard you oh, it's what all the art hose do they go to
Intentious streaming in general. Let's talk about the types of grifting. I don't know what
In politics the goal is simple farm it up. Can you give me?
We got the obvious one. We both...
Oh my god, there's no skip.
That looks...
Uh, there's no skip.
There's no skip.
None of this...
Can't we just take our...
Frozen, I can't stand up.
That's the right of rifting challenge for me.
I'm sorry.
I'm very smart.
What does that even mean?
What is capitalism?
I stand in solid air-tree with unions.
I am boycotting Starbucks this week.
Yes, I am very smart.
Josh, I do a collab stream with Kate and Bradley.
Now that you've finished practicing your grits, it's time.
Bro, I thought you were hard-
Let it. First, let's define economics.
Oh, my God, bro!
Yeah, that's ineconomics.
I'm not trying to do this!
This is the worst fucking quest!
Illusion viewers!
Who's this?
Ludwig.
Hey yo, holy shit Ludwig! You're taking this class?
streaming just real quick you got any oh like you're doing right now huh huh huh
the fuck Ludwig huh was it huh huh move your drawn away from mine it's coffee
asshole
I have to form notoriety to get suspended and return to my professor.
Dude, don't touch my car.
We ain't gonna beat up shit wall, relax.
Yeah, those people...
Looks like a team.
Let me drive.
It's easy.
Cause I'm kind of...
Wait, I...
Damn strict.
Oh my God, sure.
You can drive.
Wait, I can drive his car?
Ehhhhh...
Wake up, or seize this!
And, hello us!
What?
I can't drive it!
Ehhhhh...
Hello us!
There's no God, don't care!
Peta, what are you doing? You can't just walk around with no pants on! The kids can see you!
No, they had to go through me to get it to you.
Peta, that is not the same thing! They're gonna traumatize Stewie!
He already thinks your mecaps are sentient.
They are, though. One they bury, and the other one they scream sometimes.
Ewww!
He's moving!
Yeah, this is ridiculous!
Well, I gotta do my quid-
I got hands right off my head!
Lois, be up!
You ever see Kanye West without pants on?
I don't think so.
Yeah?
I had sex with Brian!
So I've been seeing this girl in the South in 24.
We're about a year and a half.
You meant to twitch, huh?
Tushy screams.
You got to crash?
You know it's like the drive to the end.
Yeah, he does these cute little...
Oh, oh God.
Holy shit.
Bro, is my drone okay?
My legs!
Ah, God, what the fuck, bro?
my drone who fucking drone bro is it broken no I'm gonna get being on yo I'm
gonna get being am I gonna lose my legs how bad is it oh my god
make sure it's okay for me bro I didn't buy the protection
broken
How is he not bad I got to get so much no to right
I need you.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, Chad, why do I even get this much?
I hope that kick had some power, bruh.
I'm getting hell of you, Lillies.
chat with me kicked at me
fuck yo shit
fuck yo shit son
chat and i had a content
no need for that chat
I will know
I'll do the homeless cam
I have to get a fucking about my
Hey man, you need view bots? I sell.
Fuck you, if I hit this hidden I'm buying view bots.
Six versus eleven. Oh my god, it's easy.
I
Man you need you but yes give me the view box
Okay, hold on let me do one more hand sir. Let me do one more hand sir. I might buy more view bots off you
16 versus 7 am I a death streamer guys
nice oh my god bro I just gamble and then if I win I buy more view bots oh
hey man you need you but yes oh yeah good choice man let me know if you want
I'm on better
Double down
Jara daughter or thought son 17 versus 5
Loki a hit on there like that a lot 18 stand it
Fucking bullshit my my dick
I have no more, I have no money.
You got 30k viewers? I know, but don't I have to still complete the quest or no?
That's a clip.
Gerard, I want to do a show with the president!
Bro, I'm waiting for my-
Hi, bro, I'm big enough.
30k, like I promised.
Time to work your magic.
Fucking fuck yes, dude!
Okay, hold on. Watch this.
Hello? Yo, what up?
Uh, this the White House?
Yeah, yeah, I'm with the Kade and Brentley management team.
Bro, ain't nobody know who you are, they ain't gonna care if they're not talking to me directly.
No dude, trust me, it'll sound better if your manager talks to them, otherwise you just do some cringe ass self-promotion.
This is not gonna work.
Hello?
Uh, yeah, this is the Kate Bradley management team.
Uh, listen, no bullshit, I know you guys have been scouting for the next influencer interview to reach the kids and shit.
Now listen, I got a huge opportunity for you.
Are you gonna watch that?
It's literally the having Drew make this call.
Brother, I just gambled for 30 minutes.
Connecting me to the president?
Don't throw this dude.
I'm dead ass dude.
Yes? Hello? Mr. President Cornwood?
Yes, son. This is, uh, this is the Kate and Bradley man of the team.
The little boy loves his strings. Yeah, I watched him all day.
Holy fuck!
Okay, yes. Uh, as you might have been told, Kate knew- Yeah, listen.
The Kate and Ross interview was a flop.
I mean, everybody's been saying it.
Bro was just neat riding you live on camera for a whole hour.
I mean he was doing tricks on it. That's really nasty. There are kids on this site
You know and the Logan Blake interview again more dick riding
I mean the people want to see authenticity and not that fake-ass shit
Dude, I told you I hook you up you ready for the shit dude
20 gifted subs?
Tim, they can put in 20 gifted subs, dude!
Leave to the next level, yes.
Hell yeah, dude. Let's do this shit. I'm fucking hyped.
Chat, am I based or cringe?
What does that mean?
Weapon damaged.
Holy fuck, bruh. This interview's gonna take my stream over the edge.
I hope Gerard chose a fire title.
I gained 25,000 viewers?
What the hell is this talk of edgy son you you rolling or what?
Yeah, I'm always rolling. It's like an endless sub-a-thon type shit
Yeah, I'm kidding on TV we on twinge
Hell whatever the hell it is even better, I guess you know alternative new sources are finally bringing power back to the people
oh the president I'm tired of that damn mainstream media bullshit shadow like
loader be humble I'm a glow fuck it all there won't bullshit but see that chat
bet all you got her's feeling dumb as fuck right now even the press glazing
me well you know as you know I'm running my third term this year I want
some intelligent young you know men and women boys and girls like yourself
to vote for and to save this country.
Yeah, we smart as fuck chat.
We smarter than Kaden Ross.
Bought ass viewers.
I get my Kaden Ross, you know,
the first I thought you and him
were the same person.
You know, same same name and all.
He was nice.
He was a good one.
There was a laser.
We get it.
If people wanted to see some tough
given gifts and worshiping you for
an hour straight,
We'd pull up the food and stuff, all right.
Dude, fuck this guy!
Chat wants to hear someone ask the real questions.
So, when are you releasing the Epstein files?
What in the hell is this?
I thought this was gonna be some nice little interview.
You know, Kate and Ross started getting me a whole damn
X-Truck and a damn gorgeous, beautiful Rolex.
Right, you know what I'm saying?
Should I press him?
But if I press him right now, he might kick me out.
So I might ease off a little bit and then press them a little bit later.
No fucking, I'm pressing them.
I ain't Caden Ross, bruh.
Bro's a fucking pussy.
Answer the question.
Were you out there with Diddy on the island?
Son, the Epstein files were hoax.
They ain't never been existed.
Media's just trying to distract you from the important things I'm doing to help this country.
Okay?
And I don't think I need to remind you in that I saved old Slip Slop after it was banned.
And without it, none of you kids would have had a place to do your damn TV shows no more.
It would have been fine, bro. We would have just moved to Red Moat.
You got to stay off that Red Moat, son.
That application...
Oh, damn. I didn't know it was made by PEDOs.
My administration is also keeping this country safe.
We've already been deported over 400 million illegal immigrants just in this park.
You know what my opponent senator Jeffrey bones is running on a pro-crime anti-law
Like challenging or instigating drama chat
Yeah, that dude's a fucking loser on God, what you hate the most about him
Democrats are weaponizing the justice system push all these fraudulent felon and jaywalking convictions on me
It's a damn witch hunt. It's a question. Okay. Why don't you just pull a destiny and debate him? I?
Have no idea what testically is but yeah, you know sure my new hundred percent tariff on all countries
Is our with you on only good thing Canada's
dead-ass going viral check more like a pit I would say you know like a little
dog and a friend it's time that they know Canadian's pants is it bro careful my
chat's gonna get jump-scared by all that talk about employment retreat we want to
hear some tea bruh once World War three starting well you know we can talk
about foreign policy on gave him an ultimatum bro I know how you can show
you mean business send another trillion to Israel oh yeah yeah it sounds like a
terrific idea I'll make a post on the facts bro be for real for reviewers strength
as commander and she's done reform you're gonna convince a young voter like
a man they ain't scared of you yet bro gotta show them how our army mobs on
theirs well hello push comes to shove you know we indeed will show Iran or
Military mind, okay, you can count on that
You still just yeah, I'm like a pussy
Do something right now that ain't just a threat and ain't just some useless
You watch your damn mouth, okay using the damn P word against me. I'm like that is tell him he's losing over on my chat
Saying they're gonna vote for your ops now. They think you've got no aura. Oh
Hell no, I'm the president. I am the face of this country
I'm who they fear bro fucking prove it then
President cornwood and declare the war effective immediately. What?
Holy fucking shit, I'm gonna get so many goddamn viewers
the hell that's right you see that son I don't just bark okay this dog the hell
was that the dad gum shit show out here bro I think you pissed him off
I
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6 months later, they streak in to Stream Science.
Breaking tonight, the conflict between Canada and the United States continues to escalate
with no sign of resolution.
For the first time since the Vietnam War, a nationwide draft has been put into effect.
A draft?
As you can see, the battle is ongoing and brutal.
Canadian leadership continues to stand by their decision to continue war over President Cornwood's tariffs and his mockery of their nation.
Reports have said that Canadians kill Americans on sight while the squad has been captured by the military.
I'm streaming the war.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Listen up, you useless ones.
Now that the Canadians have pushed us back to the base,
we're in the work.
When does this game end? I thought it was over.
They are winning, but we have a very important answer.
That maple-sir-chug and moose-love and no good Canadian that cage
is our prisoner.
It's not just any prisoner.
That is their pansy as Prime Minister son. He was out joy riding a tank. We captured him
Is what we promised for our temporary survival
The Canadians will not attack our camp as long as we have it, but we can't stay here forever
We got a shipment of new troops on the way and when our forces are replenished. We will strike big
It's fucking true!
Dude, can you believe this shit?
They're not even gonna let us fight!
I'm with you! That's what I'm saying, man!
You and me both, bruh!
Those fucking pussy fucks, dude!
I'll be back, bruh!
I'm gonna recruit like three mo-
Fuck yeah, dude!
Oh, hey!
Of course you do. You made your whole career from me and destroyed my reputation and now no one fucks with me, so
W1K don't know
Is it in the game or you're talking about real life I feel for you bro
I know you're having a quarter-life crisis, but it's fine
I've got a dog and made an apology video about the importance of mental health
I'll make a copy of this.
Damn, she knocked for real, bruh.
Join my...
Hmm.
Fine.
Consider this the collab we discussed a year ago.
Pounding.
I'm Jonathan.
Oh, holy sh- that.
We could use that-
Join my team, Jonathan.
How am I treated?
I
They're letting you stream this I'm a pretty big streamer top 1%
Gonna
You have the worst
How do I have service here? This kaisenab zone is sick!
How do I leave the care?
Yo, I'm gonna just head-
We were ordered to stay putt. Only reason we aren't dead right now is because of our prisoner.
Anyone who leaves the Canadians shoot onsite.
Well, uh, the general actually ordered-
Do you think I'm stupid, friend?
Oh please, bro, I need this.
My mom is kinda homeless.
I live with my dad. I wanna help her out.
Damn, that usually works.
No one leaves, Private. We have our-
I
Stop why he's laughing
How do I distract him
You're all totally sick you can't hold me here forever
forever. But we're gonna turn your mid-ass tower into a...
This is being turned into, now.
Listen here. Or we...
Fuck. Yo, bro, I'm a...
What do you say?
Eh? Good call.
We have been damaged increased.
You're Mr. Beast is not donating 10 J.
What are you doing?
Quit sneaking around.
What are you doing?
Quit sneaking.
By the way, what are you doing?
What are you doing quick get back to work private we have a war to win
You found that key yet come on let me out of here. I got the key bro. You're trying to make this
Am I betraying America live on stream?
That didn't go how I planned, eh?
Someone get that prisoner back in his cage, dammit!
There's no way I only have 15k viewers doing a prison stream.
How do I get out?
why does Gerard have an agent?
Dude, we stuck some gun by the way out!
Well, look what else is just sitting here!
Bro, that's a th- I got dance!
I want to drive it!
Hey, I'm streaming, Chad is going to want tank POV.
Facts!
Give the chat what they want, take POV!
Dude, I don't care, I called dibs.
Bullshit, bro. Like, you know anything either.
No, bro.
Dude, I'll go fuck you know all that.
I'm not- Okay, fine, you fuck, yeah!
Grab-
Puppa gun?
A flamethrower?
A gold AK?
A crossbow?
M4?
AK-47?
I gotta go with the gold AK.
Get the M4.
or a sniper chat
Jam 4 Sniper.
Oh, Gage, I'm doing this one.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm set.
Let's fucking go, dude.
About to stream the best stream ever seen.
This is the best stream ever, Jack.
How am I not going bad?
I don't get in.
Oh, shit.
Why am I tweeting mid-war?
Dude!
SHOOT!
My viewers are going crazy!
I got a hundred K. I'm getting donate. I'm getting don't know still talking shit.
Tank later we get a views per kill
America y'all y'all literally didn't do shit
Wait what am I squad
Oh my god, do I mock them, no I gotta capitalize, I gotta get the most viewers.
Keep getting the viewers, 7000 more viewers!
When you fell in the lava during your eight failed mineshaft speedrun
Streaming stream 8,000 more viewers. My views are going up. KD pretty good way to go out
No, my 40,000 more viewers success to retain an untrustworthy tank driver
You drove the tank and took my stream content Gerard you used it against me you'd have done it again
Oh my god, I'm at advanced 200k viewers!
Gerard!
Gerard!
Gerard, are you with me?
Damn, rip the goat.
Chat, F's in chat for Gerard, he went out like a champ.
I'm not sure if my strength was up a thing.
No!
Do not trade on me, Gerard!
Stop screaming, George has died.
I love how he was up in the gym.
What?
What did you do?
I got I got
Stay down!
Run, it's America, baby!
I
300,000 viewers shit that was the content we needed dude
W war W
Stop tweeting!
No!
No!
Did I just die on Shreem?
I'm heavy.
I'm streaming heavy.
Why is the chat spinning hell heavy?
W heavy?
Heaven content!
What a first streamer to stream and have it.
I want to check my calm though.
I hope twinge bans your pussy ass stream.
What is that?
I'm in streaming ahead in the first person ever.
Oh
God
Your child dad, why the fuck you leave me when I was born
How do I have been read in heaven
And I'm here to accompany you now, at the edge of the afterlife.
I got to talk to Chad.
Yo, Chad, am I still alive? I fuckin' died!
Someone tell me you guys gotta clip of it at least. Link it, I wanna see.
You will reflect upon much more than your death, my child.
Before I decide whether you are worthy of the kingdom of heaven, you must reflect on your life and be judged.
reflect on my life and be judged
Shit, I'm cuckoo. I'm on God broke up on you. I was just doing it all for content
You are called for your choices. Every word, every deed, and you will help me understand. Why?
Because from what I've found, you have a lot of explaining to begin
We will begin at the start of your journey to hell, much is revealed in how one treats the mother of your boyhood.
When your mother confronted you by your drum, when you took the case, you chose to go home.
Fucking, do I take accountability?
She deserved.
Now you're right bro, I was mad disrespectful to her, my bad for real.
Then begin your antics out in your cobalt town of Makebred.
You deadass did nothing good in this story?
You, you and a child in front of a hoarder's home,
think this is your best friend.
Well, there is some selfish expectations,
or otherwise, you'll feel hurt.
We can find help in some trouble.
I gotta be honest.
You're a bastard.
I gotta be honest.
You're a bastard.
Bruh, it ain't that deep.
I just needed content.
And brother asked me and mold was content
How do I only have 570,000 viewers in head
Directly responsible for a young man
In that room that followed, she fell into a kitchen and wandered the streets of LA without a home.
Bro, everyone was in LA? Damn, I should have hit him up for a collab.
Using the very homeless children behind their lost agents own, it seems characteristic of you that you did not notice.
Were you done? You would follow us.
I've had more viewers stream with LeBron than I have in heaven? Dude!
In the cuckoo furniture store, you alter the course of 3 hours in twine.
Don't you want a choice between two men for the generation of race assist?
You decided to help one, but the running deception is suicide.
I'm innocent.
On you? I didn't know suicidal race was bad.
I didn't know about suicidal race, Sam.
You're definitely sure that being others has proven to be only remarkable.
She didn't finally get I saw someone say that to me.
You're something that goes that way between two competing rosters.
One a massive corporate giant and the other a shaman.
Yo God I get it!
You're true nature of all others was when you encountered the man tied up in a basement dungeon.
Yo at first you were excited to use it for content you did hope to make it out alive and it's highly mannered.
That's not the chat!
I couldn't stream that dungeon content longer chat.
It was fire, but that dude had to come first.
No homo.
But those are you dead.
Yeah, I die.
Chat, do you die in every storyline?
Could I have one be one X2C or could I die?
Hey, no, you don't gotta be doing all that.
Let's just skip the rest of the file and let's get me into heaven.
I didn't really do anything recently, anyway.
These final chapters represent this whole army that either knows what to do,
or all these final acts, the radius hinges.
Now explain your actions.
There's all you're going as I am.
I cannot myself be stopped.
Oh my god!
Bro, I just let you!
You set me to heaven, dude!
Kicking clout while lives were lost.
You vandalized patrol cars, obstructed justice, even stole and tampered with evidence, which
then brought you to the lair of the cultist culprits.
You could have been a mass murderer that day, yet you feel no remorse.
I ain't murder nobody, bro. It was self-defense type shit.
Someone in the game chat said Al-Heb-In?
You've not even needed a reason to scare us.
Splangers who turned the fuse and online TV houses against each other.
Be honest.
I don't know, it was funny.
It's been made very apt.
You learned about Donny Samali's random character.
Apologize.
Didn't know it was that deep.
This is much more cheese not to idolize the arrogance of selflessness.
Of all the games you did in Los Angeles, this path is no longer lost.
Breakfast in the shack that you're running, leading to the near death of a piece of paper.
I know what I'm doing.
No one died.
Yeah. After meeting your goal in Los Angeles, the MP, the President of the United States.
OMG, it's Lacey's grandma. Yo, cheese or atmosphere, Osmond, up here yet, bro?
And while you're not directing response with the Canada's indignation, do actively intend to instigate a war. Jesus, why?
I did start a war.
Is it cheeser that one fart guy from TikTok?
Yes, that's cheeser, yes.
To Mogg Kaden Ross.
To how on Kaden Ross, bro?
Come on, you know what it's like to have a-
And then came the actual one, Kanda.
You free the person to sneak out, engaging your own men.
Not only that, you killed just for the fun of it.
I did do that dude if we just sat around we would have lost the war I was pulling myself up by my bootstraps type shit and I was giving Canada a firm handshits
I made all decisions in this day
There's far too much here for me to excuse.
You don't want to reach out yet, have you?
Oat for that, you will not be allowed to enter my kingdom.
Bro, fuck this rigged bullshit. I didn't have a choice for most of this.
I had to do it to form the viewers.
No one told you to start playing this before the game of Cupchains and K-D. Everything you have done is left to you, and now it will send you away from here.
I'll do anything bro. I'll stop streaming forever. Please just let me in. I don't even like my chat.
No!
Goodbye, Kaden.
No! Nooooo!
You're not!
No!
Wait, wait, wait!
God, I'm in hell!
Wait, wait, wait!
Well, look who it is!
Can't even breath me!
How long have I waited to find that me?
I was 17, bro.
Where were you wanting to meet up with me?
Why is everyone trying to groom me?
No, little Screamer.
Your fear is much worse than that.
Today begins your eternity of suffering.
This is an alternation.
Huh, Chad. I think I'm cooked.
Cooked?
Grail?
Pryol?
Pryol?
Pryol?
I don't even care bro. This supposed to be the torch I'm supposed to be pressed about?
300,000 viewers I'm going up!
Barely the appetizer then. Let's see how far these things make the content.
Jack!
What the fuck Jack? Why am I getting viewers for this shit? Don't you hate watching
They ain't watchin' ass-posed.
They're finally seeing what they and I have wanted for so long!
You getting what you deserve!
Dude!
You're only starting!
Yeah!
Oh, God. You guys like him this shit, huh?
I gotta hit a million viewers!
Fuckin' bullcow, whatever.
I'm so gross!
Why are y'all saying kill that boy?
I HIT A MILLION VIEWERS!
KEEP GOING!
Shit, this is actually farming.
Do that one again.
Chow liked it.
What?
Yeah, for what you asked, old boy.
The little streamer, burn and tunnel.
Oh my god, I'm at 2 million my viewers.
I'm gonna break the record.
I gotta capitalize.
Ooh, holy shit.
This is gonna be forever?
This is like an infinite viewer farm.
Let's go with Gain, bro.
Go on, keep going.
These guys got a slip-slop attention span. I don't want to lose these new viewers
I have almost a million viewers
Chat
22 million viewers!
Go harders!
I'm not as dying, my ears mean nothing now!
You might as well mean nothing!
Nothing!
The subs, the money, it means nothing, I'm dead!
No fuck cares, bro. I'm like either biggest streamer ever now. Yes
For you is irrelevant
No
God sent you to the wrong place
He's never known what's right anyway
The only punishment appropriate for you is to take your viewers away
No
Don't take my viewers away fuck is that mean you can't do that for I didn't want to watch me
I'll say in
Please no take my viewers away, bro. I'll take anything else just chop my day off for something
But every time you try to open your mouth to speak of what you know, you'll find it impossible.
You'll try, and you'll try, and wonder why you can't see the place you want to stay.
Watching healthlessly from the back of your mind as your body holds gear.
Your existence will be reduced to screaming inside the prison of your own mind, with not
a soul to hear, all with no viewers.
That is your hand.
Do I say goodbye to Satan or say goodbye to Chad?
Well, Chad, I hope you enjoyed your stay.
Looks like I'm about to fall off harder than ninja.
I knew this would be fun.
No!
Nooo!
I'm gonna fall off!
No! It's here!
Okay, okay, okay. On God? On God? Chat?
On God, Chat?
Did I come in, Gene?
Why?
I mean, forever, forever, Chat. In the past,
I think it's...
Oh, no!
What a game!
Yo, actually, what a game!
That is the first time I've sat through like a game and actually played the full thing
out in so long.
Actually what a game.
Shout out to whoever made content came that was a that's actually a great game.
I was fully entertained the whole way through the chat was entertained the whole way through
That was a- this is a great game!
You're my mommy.
Zeke 7.
I'll get out of this if you wish to.
I'm not Zeke 7, bro!
This is crazy!
Jolly...
You're-
Oh, now it's over!
Who made this?
What company made this?
Super Studios. It's their only game.
The Moses friends made that. This is a great game. That was the thing. The one
thing I will say is this game probably isn't that good to just sit there and
play by yourself.
But for stream, that's a great game for streamers to play.
That was so entertaining.
I usually can't sit through games, bro.
But I literally sat through that whole game
and was entertained the whole time.
Check the reviews.
I guess anybody cares about a drew wall steam account review.
No inside tonight, Keckla.
We'll start inside eventually dude. We'll start inside eventually now.
Chill on me dude, chill on me.
Why are you guys cackling? I just re-pretend hours. I just re-pretend
hours. I gotta go to bed. Oh I have to stream tomorrow.
I'm not gonna lie I'm surprised I didn't end after losing 20 bands I'm being honest I'm surprised I kept
Holy fuck, like today's been a shit day, dude.
But it's all good,
because tomorrow we make it back betting on Iowa.
That's right.
Tomorrow we make it all bad betting on Iowa.
I'm taking Iowa plus six and a half.
I don't care, I'm doing it,
or plus seven and a half, whatever it is, I'm taking Iowa.
But A, W stream in the chat,
10 hour desktop, when's the last time that happened?
Oh
But a w stream in a chat
W stream in a chat join a Twitter com mods will be accepting people anything you guys want me to see any message clips posted in there
Most active in there out of any social media to be honest is my Twitter calm. So
So yeah, if you want to be a Clipper,
exclamation mark Clipper Clipping, I think it is,
you can make money Clipping for me up to like $15,000,
just this trip.
So Clippers, shout out y'all,
TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, everything.
So yeah, but hey, tomorrow I'm gonna be live.
I'm probably gonna sleep in,
because it is 2.30 here,
so I'm probably gonna sleep until like noon, realistically.
and then I will be live tomorrow night.
Me and Sketch have court side tickets
to the Elite 8 game, which is IOL versus Illinois.
So me and Sketch are gonna go IRL at that game,
and then after that we're gonna go bar hopping
tomorrow night in Houston.
And then after that, I'm taking a day off
to travel back to Miami.
And on the 30th, we have me and Marlin
chain together marathon.
So we're gonna be playing chain together while actually being chained together
And we can't get off till we beat it but a w-stream man and I'm a catch y'all tomorrow
I'll see y'all tomorrow
I
She was my before she oh she gonna need to cool she like she can't
All we do is fuck we won't go on dates
I know she's your doggo, it's in the late six
She just want to pop a pill and go to space