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04-04-2026 ยท 9h 42m
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I'm gonna show you what I do
One out of the two
One out of the two
What's she gon' do?
What's she gon' do?
What's she gon' do?
What's she gon' do?
I got my fists wet
I got my wrists wet
It's in the heart for the big jet
As a pilot it's a derrick
I'm gonna say the rest of my derrick
My niggas shooting it
Let me show that my hands are locked up
I'm winning!
Yes! I'm a winner!
Everybody give it up for the fucking drama twitch!
I'm a fucking crumb!
What y'all doing?
Damn!
Hey, if it was gonna be back if you're here off the note-y, drop that thug in the chat and jump us up!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, boy!
I think it's the shut up, shut up!
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was good y'all amen hey it was good chat y'all still fuck with me right hey y'all
still fuck with me right oh
fortnight pro fortnight pro wow by the way fortnight pro all right lost on
fortnight what is that you know what even is that sooner or later lost on
fortnight so are y'all even gonna give me a chance to explain myself are y'all
gonna be on my dick from the job are y'all even gonna give me a chance to
explain myself or you gonna give you gonna be on my dick from the job no
You lost us a million dollars because of Fortnury.
Alright bro, let me explain myself.
Let's watch the clip, roll the clip.
So as you guys know in Mr. V's video, I made it to the top 20, okay?
And it was sports or gaming. And I was given the option to choose between sports and gaming.
And I knew in the back of my head, five brain by the way, that because speed was the co-host,
it was going to be something soccer related. So I knew I still had no chance.
So I went over to the gaming side.
I was a professional gamer at one point.
I was a professional gamer at one point, okay?
And I was super confident that it was Fortnite.
Like, you could see me hype that it was Fortnite.
You could see me excited when he announced that it was Fortnite, right?
Um...
So listen.
I'm not coping.
I'm not making up excuses.
When he announced to us four night, I was hype as hell.
All right?
I was super hype.
And I'm sitting there, and I'm waiting for them
to bring the setups in.
And I overhear the French people talking
about where they're going to land.
So I'm like, wait a minute.
People are teeming
People are teeming so mr. Beast comes in and I'm like yo mr. Beast
What's the game mode? He's like oh, it's no build solos. So
Right away first thought that goes up in my head is I've never played no bill before you guys know this rough
I was I was a pro build player
FNCS qualifier last chance qualifier tier 3 professional 49 player in builds. I've never played no build
Let alone no builds on the OG map where there's no coverage or anything, who plays no builds?
And Mr. Beast didn't put this part in the video, but I start going back and forth with
Mr. Beast.
I'm like, Mr. Beast, why are we playing no builds?
Like, let's play builds.
Let's make this entertaining because I knew in my head if this is builds, I'm cheating
through a whole lobby.
I'm killing everybody.
No one.
No, there are a bunch of janitors.
None of them stand a chance against me in builds, but no.
Mr. Beast stands on and goes, no, we're doing no builds.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
So then, I'm like, all right, that's fine,
I'm still better than everybody.
So then I asked Mr. Beast, I'm like, hey,
what are the rules?
He goes, there are no rules.
And then one of the French streamer says,
so we're allowed to team.
And he goes, yeah, you guys can do whatever you want.
There's no rules.
So now, I'm a solo with four French streamers teaming.
streamers teaming, there's like three Spanish streamers
teaming, and then all the girls are teaming too,
and then I look over and I see Jason, myth and Tifu talking.
Bro, I stood zero chance as a solo against three teams
and solos nobiles.
What am I supposed to do?
So then I go over and I make an alliance
to team with Tifu, myth and Jason
in a ski mask slump called okay so I made I made a decision to team and they
wanted to use the plane strap I'm like okay whatever got to do it that's the
only way I'm even sending a chance so we're in the plane right we're in the
plane and I want you guys to watch very closely what happens here
I want you to watch very closely what happens here
Storm closing in we're down to the top 15 people all I got to do is make top 10
And ski mask throws a clinger at me
And then, ski mask grows a cleaner, and then, it's not in the video, but I hear TeeFoo scream.
They hit us with a cleaner.
Jump, jump, jump.
So I jump out the plane.
T-Fu doesn't get out the plane because he doesn't have his leave vehicle button bound.
He never binded it in the beginning of the game.
So my IGL is saying jump, jump, jump.
Ski-Mass throws a clinger.
I don't even know where Ski-Mass was trying to throw this.
This is my teammate.
He throws a clinger at the plane.
I hear T- we're in the middle of an end game.
Million dollars on the line.
I hear jump, jump, jump.
What do I do?
He's screaming don't throw me don't we got it?
So I jump out the plane I jump out the plane
and then I land down and
I'm trapped in dusty divot down here. I get two kills. He didn't show it
But I got these two kills and then I'm running up and in
Abraham is just sitting
Abraham is just sitting in the storm shooting me in the back
And I almost killed him too if you look at his health I almost killed him too.
And then I'm out bro just like that I'm out.
I get eliminated in the game that started my entire career for me.
I get eliminated in the game that started my entire career.
And I was so disappointed, because this is probably the worst way that I could have gotten eliminated.
I don't care if I would have gotten eliminated on some luck shit or if I would have gotten
eliminated on some thing that I don't think I could win, but getting eliminated in Fortnite,
that hurt my soul, man.
That hurt my soul, bro.
And the worst part is, if Schemask, I'm not placing a label, Schemask, if you never
do that Klinger at the plane, all three of us qualify, fax.
But then, Tifu is a solo in the plane, Tifu's a solo in the plane.
And because Tifu didn't bind his key bind to eject out of the plane, he can't get out.
He couldn't get out.
So then Tifu loses too.
We're all so we were so sad
That hurt stepping out of that box man. I was really in there trying to win y'all a million dollars
I was really in there trying my hardest to win you guys a million dollars. Keep in mind
I don't get a dime. None of this was for me. I didn't get a penny
I was in there trying to win y'all a million dollars. I made it through I made it through the whole the first two or three
challenges, whatever it was. I really was. I really was there. I was trying, you know.
I really was trying you always a million dollars from your own pocket that's not
how it works
this is disgusting what is that and you have moldy watermelon all in this
fridge oh that's why what happened if I spilled out a lot you okay yeah it's
The watermelon must have fell in the fridge
and then spilled out over your own.
I mean, see that?
Stop capping, you was not trying to win that for us.
Okay, so if I wasn't trying to win that for you guys,
if you guys think that I wasn't trying to win,
then why did I go to the event
and stay in the box for nine hours?
Why was I in there for nine hours
if I wasn't trying to win?
Wouldn't I just got eliminated in the first game then?
I was there for nine hours.
I was genuinely trying my hardest out there to win genuinely trying my hardest
if I wanted to I could have put my fucking hand on that Lamborghini I could
put my hand on that Lamborghini if I really if I was being selfish but no do
No
Just fucking disappointing
What are other clips the all want me to react to the whole the all want me to react to the
Ron would have won buddy Ron chose not to go and you guys are sitting here telling me I didn't try I
flew six hours to South Carolina or wherever in the bumfuck it is
spend a whole day filming content, spend a whole day in the box. What are you trying to tell me? I didn't try.
React to it. I don't think I have time to react to the whole video right now because we have this Valorant tournament.
We have this Valorant tournament and yes, your boy is a captain. Your boy is a captain.
Yeah, go ahead. I know. Oh L Gamer L Gamer you did this you did that. Well either way Jinxie nominated me as a captain
Okay
Saw Lacey and Aiden's chat hinting we'll be getting gambling streams in a month or so
That's why he's been hinting on out-of-the-country trips. We will be there
Not gonna say too much man, not gonna say too much, but every month there might be a
trip out of the country for a couple days where I'm gonna be doing content here and
you know, probably like six, eight hour streams and then swapping over for a couple hours
and being a DJ.
Jason crashed his shit again.
So Jason this morning decided to to back up in a big-ass open driveway and somehow hit Darla's car.
I don't know how it's possible.
How is that possible?
How is that possible in an open driveway?
In an open driveway, why do I look so orange?
So I told Jason I was like dude like listen bro
How I said Jason I was like dude you're not beating the stereotype here man
Like this is the second car you've hit backing out of our driveway
It's a second time that Jason has crashed his car backing out of a driveway.
It's the third?
If he hit the wall, he hit Ray's car and he was driving his car.
I don't even understand how it's possible to hit this many cars backing out of a driveway.
Did he crash the Maybach?
Yes, his Maybach, like the whole PPF, is just fucked.
The whole side of the PPF or his whatever it is is fucked
But Darla's car on the side has a dent in it and like the end the end the end her rap is scraped off
So in a scratch rib, so I don't even know like when I tell you guys the amount of space that he had backing up
I just don't I don't I don't understand how he's such a bad driver
He's the best driver I've ever seen about or the worst driver I've ever seen in my life
And he has a may back reverse camera
Drew, do we have an ad-bill, I have a headache.
Annie has wide FOV.
Listen, dude, I really don't know.
I don't know how it's even possible.
Anything else that I need to react to before we get into?
Is there anything important that I need to react to?
I mean, yeah, I just saw it in the column.
You might as well be like, geez, bro.
You might as well stab me in the fucking heart, dude.
You might as well stab me in the heart.
One of the best Laker seasons of all time.
In MVP caliber season, right before the playoffs,
Los Angeles Lakers star Luca is out indefinitely
due to a left hamstring injury.
He will miss the remainder of the regular season
and his status is uncertain beyond that.
Like man, this is heartbreaking.
Why, can someone explain to me why Luca
is in the game down 30 in the third quarter?
Why is Luca in the game down 30 in the third quarter?
I will never understand it.
I will never get it.
Why are you in there?
Why is he in the game?
Why is he in the game?
I'll come back, I guess, bro.
Like just look at the bigger picture, man.
And you know what's even worse?
You know what's even worse?
Is that the NBA has this shitty rule.
This shitty ass new rule.
Where if a player, I don't care,
I'm going on a ramp.
So buckle up sit down put your seat belts on and get ready. I'm going around the NBA adds this new rule where you are not
Eligible for awards or to be on an NBA all-team
if
You don't play a minimum of 65 games in a season
So Luca played 64 and now he gets hurt and Luca had arguably one of the best seasons in Laker history
history. Like we're talking averaging 33 the entire season. He had one of the best marches
in Lakers history. He had a historic season. Carried the Lakers. And now he's not eligible
for MVP. He's not eligible to be on all NBA first team because of one game. But it gets
even better. It gets even better. It gets even better because guess what? It doesn't
matter how many minutes you play it just matters how many games you play. So in the NBA Victor
Rembenyama has played about 1800 minutes. Luca has played 2200 minutes but somehow Luca
is not eligible for the award but Victor Rembenyama is. Just because he played more
games so I just don't get this rule it should be how many it should be you
have to play this amount of games or this amount of minutes because how are you
gonna see here and say that Luke is not eligible when he has more minutes played
than Victor women yama but he's eligible because at this point what the
NBA is just promoting is the exact opposite of what they should want am I
tripping or no am I tripping or no the NBA is now promoting players to just try
to get in like like I don't know how to explain what I'm trying to say it's it's
the NBA is now like is is rewarding players who do load management
And the Lakers were going to the finals dead ass Lakers were going to the finals
Lakers are going to the finals they were they were
Not a first round exit. I'll tell you why we're not a first round exit because here's gonna happen. It's gonna happen
Here's just gonna happen is the Lakers are
Going to make the first round of playoffs already did in LeBron James is going to carry us out of the first round
2018 vintage LeBron is coming back.
He's putting his head down
and he's carrying the Lakers to the second round.
And then second round comes and Luke is back.
And then you have a fully healthy Lakers team
going to the finals, winning the whole thing.
Watch, watch, I'm predicting right now.
Watch, watch, literally predicting right now.
What do you want me to watch, Roms?
Please tell me what you want me to watch.
What do you want me to watch?
I don't want to watch this.
I don't want to watch this.
The Thunder got lucky one game.
Thunder got lucky one game because Luca got hurt.
Thunder got lucky one game because Luca,
it reads, got hurt.
It doesn't count.
It's not a real game if Luca's hurt.
It's not a real game.
Down 30 when he got hurt.
Not true at all, not true at all, not true.
He got hurt in the first quarter.
If you actually watched the game, you could see him limping in the first quarter.
Watch brawny highlights?
I'm not watching brawny's highlights.
No need for me to do that, bro.
Listen, you guys are haters at the end of the day.
That's all it is.
And it's okay.
You guys can be haters.
That's fine.
He was hurt before the game, bro.
Luca?
If Luca was fully healthy, this game would have been a whole different story.
That's facts.
I don't care what you guys say.
I don't care what you guys say.
With Luca out for the season,
five of the biggest stars in the NBA
will be ineligible for post-season awards.
Luca, Cade, Anthony Edwards, LeBron, and Steph Curry.
Yeah, this new rule is retarded, it really is.
I think I would do better if I was in charge of the NBA.
Do y'all agree or no?
No, okay
Well, I I do I think that if I was in charge of the NBA I
Would have a way better. I would be doing way better than Adam Silver is right now
First thing here's the top three things I would do if I was in charge of the NBA
First thing I would do is I would adjust
the 65 game and I would make it so a player has to play either 65 games or I
I set amount of minutes so it could be 1,800 minutes maybe 2,000 minutes all right or just remove the rule completely
The second thing that I would do is I would have just the all-star game
In some way where the teams playing
Actually rewarded something in the playoffs facts
So like just an example first thing that comes to mind is the East first the West play whoever wins gets home
core advantage in the playoffs.
And the third thing I would do if I was the commissioner
of the NBA is I would let streamers stream the games.
You would get them sued.
No, I would not.
No, I would not.
I'm gonna be honest,
you can never call yourself a pro again after that shit.
You were never a pro anyways.
I mean, dude, you can't compare a no-build,
you can't compare no-build teaming solos
to build Fortnite competitive.
It's just not even close to the same thing.
It's not even close to the same thing.
So, yeah.
You missed out yesterday.
I'm gonna be honest,
even if I was in LA,
I think I went to this concert wait did he have Drake on stage
I can't believe I could have done it.
Okay.
Next to my, I got a new audience,
and it's just a horror story.
In the night, I hear a dog.
Flashman.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Very very I'm gonna be honest it did look like a really good concert it did
I'm not I'm not like a huge Kanye fan, but I do respect his his older music
And it did look like a very good concert
The only thing I'm a little confused about is I swear like six months ago
Everybody hated Kanye and he was like blackball and people were like not fucking with him
And how come people are fuck with him again all of a sudden
My favorite was that not like a thing where everybody was not fucking with Kanye saying like Kanye this Kanye that
And now all of a sudden when he's like performing it on on a globe everybody's like fucking with them again
I feel that's a switch up. I feel that's a switch up
People just follow the crowd we are all fake. Okay. I mean at least you admitted it dude at least you admitted it
Drake could never do this
You don't think Drake could sell out an 80,000-person stadium?
Are you dumb or dumb?
Are you dumb or dumb?
Drake can do anything.
Drake could do anything he wants.
Anything Drake wants, he could do.
Breaking news, Austin Reeves injured in ribs in a bleak muscles,
condition to be to
I'm not gonna lie the thunder gotta be kicked out the league
Thunder gotta be kicked out the league I
Think the thunder should be disqualified from the playoffs this year
You can't say it's a coincidence that all these players get hurt when they play the thunder
they're doing something. I gotta feel that the Thunder players are wearing brass
knuckles or something or maybe they got like like like certain padding under
their jerseys where they're purposely injuring players. I think they should
dead-ass be investigated. I think the Thunder should dead-ass be
investigated and the NBA should should should really look into this because
it's not a coincidence that Luca and Austin Reaves both get hurt in this
game. They got a tough enough. I will watch this on stream. Don't worry. How many times.
By the gods.
Drew! Can you please see if we have Ad Bill or anything to get rid of a headache?
Meanwhile your goats concert have y'all never seen a Drake concert
Brother brother Drake concerts are a fucking movie dude
Have y'all never seen that one Drake clip? What's that one Drake clip?
Drake concert
Flames clip
Y'all never seen this bro, this is a Drake concert
Come on now, bro. Come on now, bro
This shit is tough
This shit is top, dude.
The thing is, is you guys, you guys say, oh Drake, Drake, Kanye, you can't compare a
Drake and Kanye concert because Drake, it's a whole different vibe.
Like if you look at like Drake's most recent concert, it's more of a vibe.
Like watch this.
just look at the aura that he has.
I will say this, Kanye is a better performer.
Kanye's concert, the one that I saw last night,
looked like he was probably the best concert of all time.
And that takes a lot for me to say that.
It takes a lot for me to say that.
But that Kanye concert, dead ass,
looked like it was one of the best concerts of all time.
Next to Michael Buble.
She's like listen to this, bro.
Like this is what I go to a concert to do, listen to the artist, listen to the music
and sing along. I don't, you know what I mean. Like, and one thing I like about Drake is it's
actually his voice at the concerts. It's actually his voice at the concerts.
So stop, stop hating on my man. Stop hating on my man.
When is the video dropping? I'm waiting for Drew. I'm waiting for Drew. Does this hit?
you condo with oh my gosh you I don't let you know it's
Drow!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Why would you drop the video when you're live?
I don't know bro I don't know I've been asking if the video has been ready for four hours.
Does it really matter if I drop the video when I'm live?
Nosebleeds are not a side effect of redda.
Also, I found out chat that when you get a bloody nose, you're not supposed to blow
because that's how you burst a blood vessel.
So apparently I burst in a blood vessel because every time I get bloody noses, I blow
instead of putting my head back and stomping it.
So that's why I get so many.
Blow this dick, all right?
You guys are so inappropriate.
You guys are so inappropriate.
But when you blow it, it stops quicker when you blow it.
It stops quicker when you blow it.
All right, anyways, into today's stream, okay?
Today's stream, we have two things that are happening.
The first thing, we are doing a 5V5 streamer valorant
tournament, all right?
So apparently I'm a captain.
I don't know how I got places captain.
I don't know why, but I'm a captain.
You guys have seen me play Valorant before.
Be honest, rate my skill one to ten.
I'm not that bad.
I'm not that bad at Valorant.
Facts are no.
Oh, God, you're a three.
I'm not a three.
I'm not a three.
But I'm the captain, so I'm assuming that I'm going to have a high pick, right?
I'm assuming I'm going to have a high pick.
Surely Jinxy gives me a, I'm going to call him.
Where is Jinxy?
Clean your fingers.
You have blood on it?
How is that you?
How is that you?
Show your pupils?
Do you guys think I'm high or something?
I don't do drugs.
You guys have this horrible, like,
you guys have this horrible, like, thought of me in your head
that I'm this big, like, drug addict that
does cocaine off-camera.
And I fucking, like, do all this and do all that.
And I just, like, fuck all these bitches and party
and go to clubs and get drunk with bitches
and have bitches all over my dick and, oh, do coke.
No, dude, I don't do.
That's not me.
That's not me.
I live a very, very simple life.
What are you doing?
Sure.
Very large movement.
Yeah.
I live a very, very simple life yet.
My life consists of this.
Streaming.
What do I do besides stream?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't do, I don't do, you guys think that I go to clubs and get bitches and how all
these bitches are on my dick and do cocaine and get drunk, I don't do that.
I literally just stream, hang out with my girlfriend,
and then I stream again.
I've lived a very simple life.
And also, I don't think you guys realize,
do you guys think, I mean, I wanna ask y'all
a serious question, because I saw this in a stream
the other day when y'all were typing in the chat,
do you guys think I spend a lot of money?
Actual question.
Do you guys think I spend a lot of money?
Yes.
On dumb shit. Okay, so
We need to have a we need to have a talk then because I would argue that out of all
Social media people with money out of all athletes with money
I would argue that ice like I'm the smartest with my money and spend the least amount of money I
I guess. I'm being serious. Like, name one thing that I've ever bought that was dumb.
But okay, the only thing I could give you all was my golf cart. My golf cart was the
dumbest thing that that's the dumbest purchase I ever made. 617. You spent 30K on a 617.
You're the target audience, you're the target audience, buddy.
You are, y'all are quite literally the target audience.
You've gotten five cars in three months.
Let me tell you a little secret, dude, let me tell you a little secret about something.
Let me tell you guys a little secret about something.
Just because you make a lot of money doesn't mean you have to spend a lot of money.
Um, I've never bought a car once.
I've never bought a car, not a single time out of all the cars you've seen me get.
Not one of them have I ever bought.
You just did the only car that I bought was a Tesla and that was for my brother.
That's the only car that I've ever bought.
Every car that I've ever had by Eurus, my M five, my M four,
my new AMG I lease them
I lease them because I know that
I'm not going to have it for that long. I'm not gonna have it for two three years
So why would I waste the money and buy them?
What Jewish tactics it's not Jewish tactics dude, it's not Jewish tactics a
lot of people
Like if I was dumb I would just buy the car and then when I when I when I get bored of it
I say I would like try to trade it in or sell it and then I'd lose like 50 or 60 bands
No, when I lease a car I all I lose is sometimes I lose the down payment
Which is like eight or ten thousand and then I have the car for like eight months to a year and then I get rid of it
But I don't I don't have dumb purchases
like the most expensive thing I've ever bought is
is my brother, I just bought him a car and the check I just wrote for my parents.
Those are the two most expensive things I've ever done out of my three years of streaming.
Like I don't spend all of my money I invest.
I invest literally all of my money.
the video it's getting released. I don't know if I'm going to do it today or tomorrow because
I don't know if I should post it while I'm alive. You pay more when you lease cars by
the way. Not true at all. Not true at all. Not true. Only if you end up keeping the
car you pay more. Only if you end up keeping the car. If you have money sitting in your
bank you're doing it wrong. I don't have a lot of money in my bank. I only have
like $400k in my bank. I don't have a lot in my bank. That's how you know I'm smart with my money.
That's how you know I'm smart with my money. Only? Yes, only. Why? I'll say yes. Bro,
Bro, like 60 to 70% of my money is in long-term investments right now.
Some of, some I keep in my bank just like, for, for, for, for, just because, because
you should always have, I should, I want to always have like at least a good amount
of liquid cash.
But like I don't spend a lot of money, bro.
I live a very calm lifestyle.
I live a very calm lifestyle.
But I'm not gonna lie, there's a lot of people
who just fucking lark, dude.
There's a lot of larkers out there.
There's a lot of larkers out there.
Show us your investments.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know my investments.
I don't even know my investments.
I
Jinx he's calling me
Yo Jinxie
What's up, dude, how you doing man?
JC, JC, I'm a captain?
Yes
Yes, you are a captain, bro
And you're gonna be drafted a team. Okay, what pick do I have?
We're gonna do the power crankings momentarily, probably with the captains. Okay. Can you tell me the other captain so I can adjust my skill level?
JC
Joe Barton, Boney, Pencil, Ron, Lacey, Agent, Jason, Lee, Luda. Okay, so I have first pick.
Are you better or worse than me?
I've played Valorant maybe twice.
How much hours do you have on CS?
Whatever the last tournament we played was.
That was the first time you ever played CS?
Yes, well the night before.
Okay, you might actually be worse than me then.
Okay, we'll figure it out.
Yeah bro, okay, join the Discord server and then join the captain call in 23 minutes, alright?
Okay, got it.
Wait, JT, I wanted to say something, all right?
Just hang up on me next.
Wait, so who's the best player in the draft, Chad?
Who's the best player in the draft?
No, no, no, no, not a captain.
Like, who's the best player in the draft that I can draft?
No way 10 Z's playing 10 Z's playing
The fart wait, so I have first pick who do I get?
Hold on I got to join the discord that's a YouTube video on discord
Get Bucky
Wait, what should everyone call you brother? I just wait am I not logged into my discord I?
Need y'all to tell me who the best is
Also, let you know we might as well get right into it, but we might as well get right into it
We might as well get right into it
Chat so you guys so I'll be honest. I'm very hyped for today's stream
Okay, I'm gonna tell y'all why I'm very happy with today's stream as you know Valorant games take a while, okay?
So in between the games in this tournament
March Madness Final Four is on
So in between these games
We can viewing party and sweat out the final four of March Madness
Now, I know everybody's wondering, Lacey, who do you have on your picks for the final four?
People have been calling me a curse recently, okay?
People have been calling me a curse.
People have been looking at me and basically thinking that whoever I put my money on is
who's going to lose.
And I'm going to be honest, it's understandable because that's what has happened in the past
in the NFL playoffs and in March Madness.
So I would like to tell y'all that I officially have $20,000 on Illinois, and I also have
$20,000 on Michigan.
It's not GG.
It's not GG.
I'm going two for two today.
I'm going two for two today.
Watch.
Keep hating.
Keep hating.
Keep fucking hating, bro.
Keep hating.
Keep hating.
And y'all know what I always say, okay?
Before I show y'all, do not,
if you do not sports bet already, do not start.
And if you do sports bet, only do it for entertainment.
Okay?
Do what you can, if you place a sports bet,
keep it in your head that you've already lost the money.
If you win, it's like a bonus, all right?
So if you guys want, if you are interested in sports betting
and you are above the age of 18, if you deposit $10 on Onyx
with this link, you can get $100 free to place bets with.
I saw a few people in the compost
that they won like $800 just fading me.
But there, that's the link right there.
And I'm going to show you all my picture quick, OK?
So, first, and I know you guys are going to say GG, now I am back in LA, so I can't pull it up on the website, but this is what I have right now today, okay?
I have $10,000 on Illinois money on to pay 18,000.
And then I also have $10,000 on Michigan.
And then I have a $5,000 two-pick parlay
for Michigan and Illinois.
So if you're a fan of any of these teams, listen,
we're riding together, OK?
We are riding together.
Do not look at me.
I think the real curse is the way that you guys look at me.
That's the curse.
Is you put that negative energy in the air.
You gotta really believe and think
that they're gonna win because of me.
Call sauce kill his brothers on main three Michigan
players.
I'm gonna be honest, dude.
I don't know many of the players, okay?
I know.
I don't know many of the players,
but I know that these two teams are gonna win.
That's all I know.
All right, so we have $10,000 on each money line
and then I have five can of Parley.
If both of these teams win,
I win crazy, I mean, I will win over 50 bands today.
If Illinois and Michigan both win.
And like I said, if y'all want to tail or fade me
and you're above 18 and you deposit $10 on Onyx
with Code Lacey, you can get $100 free.
All right, I'm not spamming.
Don't say L spam, it's not a spam, dumb fuck.
They're both losing.
Keep that energy.
I can't wait. And I'm not going to lie. I hate when I look at the comm, like after I end stream and I see people making money off fading me.
That's so, they're best players out. Who's best players out?
Heartwarming message for Lacey.
What I've been seeing on your screen recently, you're going through a lot right now, a lot
of hate, disrespect, trolling, etc.
And I want to help.
Okay.
Hey, WNK15, dude.
I can give you advice.
I want to have a conversation with you.
I'm no trope.
conversation with you. I'm not sure I promise on that. My discord is ghost R-I-D-E-R-5-5-2-2
or that or I'm a server but admin will probably be best but it's up to you. Point is you're
a W, bro. Thank you. And I want to help. I feel bad that you're going through this
some people don't give a shit so yeah now that you did say it there is something
I wanted to talk to you guys about this goes for everybody not just keep on the
stream but also the people on Twitter on tiktok everywhere I have been going
through a lot of mentally recently and it's really been taken a toll on my
mental health and me as a person when you guys keep making these fat jokes and
calling me fat and body-shaming me it's really been getting to me and it's
really been like I said taking a toll on mental health and making me have bad
thoughts and you know I think that when you guys sit here and call me all these
names like sugar tits tell me to oink for you call me a whale I think
Honestly, it needs to be considered a slur.
It really does need to be considered a slur.
I think it's on the same tier as some of these other words
that people are using.
It's in its own form a way of racism in my opinion,
fat phobia, and it's really becoming a plague
on the internet.
And I know there's other people out there who feel this,
But me, especially, you know, having thousands of people
telling me that I'm fat every day,
and body shaming me, and telling me to get in the gym,
telling me to take my shirt off and bounce my tits.
It's just really been getting to me.
And I really do think that something needs to change,
and I'm gonna be the person to stand up in this world
and stop fat shaming, and stop body shaming,
because everybody's body matters.
And no matter what it looks like, everybody
was made the same way.
What's this?
What do you guys think of me?
Anything but the gym.
Let's get back to reactions, dude.
I'm trying to have a heartfelt moment.
Quick update, I'm going to be in your server.
All right, bro.
I mean, hey, should I just see what he has to say?
Should I just see what he has to say?
Should I just get into a call with him and see what he has to say?
See what's going on?
Yes.
All right.
Yes, all right.
I'm gonna bring them over to Lacy's Island.
I'm gonna bring them over to Lacy's Island.
Yo, hello?
Hold on, man. I can't hear you.
Give me a sec, brother.
Talk
Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you dude. I can hear you dude. Uh, what's going on man? Let's hear me turn my camera on for you, dude
You're good bro. Whoa
What's going on I
Want to be play first. How are they going first? I want to be boy. How's your day going?
My day is going great. My day is actually going great. How's your day going? And
Also, do you see my video post? I saw your video. Yeah, I saw it
Honestly, bro, is it okay if I can say something about your chat, if that's all right?
Yeah, go for it, bro.
First off, is your name in chat sweaty, Cade?
Uh, no, it is not.
Oh, god.
Okay.
Um, yeah, go ahead.
Say what you want.
Do you mind me and your mic because I have a...
Because I...
If that's all right with you.
You want me to mute my mic?
Yeah, if that's all right with you.
For sure, dude.
Go for it.
All right.
Can you all shut the fuck up and appreciate he does these streets for you guys?
Y'all calling him fat or think you guys are not
Understanding people are different in their own ways you guys are showing him or some double shit
You have nothing better to do with your fucking time. Thank you like if y'all don't really care about him
Go find a different streamer. Don't be trolling and making him lose hope on his gold. Thank you fucking assholes. Thank you
I appreciate that sweaty Tate. I really do appreciate that man. Thank you so much
Also, bro, if you need a friend to talk to you my DMs are open
How old are you dude? How old are you?
I'm gonna be 18 and seven days. Oh, cool dude. Where are you from?
Chambersburg
You you like oh bro, let me ask you a question. Oh my role model you
Crazy is a bro. You're actually you're actually the top these streamers who inspired me to do all the collateral streamers
Okay, who are the other two?
um
speed and I
Think it was a hidden. Okay. That's a great list
That's a great listen, you know a lot of people when they talk about stream about rush more
That's what the Mount Rushmore is. It's like speed Aiden Lacey and then XQC sometimes gets thrown on there. So I
I will bro, I know dude um, I'm not force broke but um, I did send her a quest if you need a friend to talk to
Yeah, let me add you back with what I got you
Also, bro, um, and I want to say another thing dude
No matter what your chest says don't let them get to you because I get hated every day
Yeah, and I don't really care because I realized I hated for
Well, see, I get hate because, one, I'm autistic, two, people call me a retard, a whore, other
things.
And honestly, it's just disrespectful.
And seeing it from your streams after everything you do, I just don't think it's unsuitable
at this point.
Because I get people troll, but it gets to a point.
well listen I want to tell you something I want to tell you something your autism
is a gift not a curse okay I want you I want you to know that all right man people
who tell you and call your names and and shame you for having autism just
always remember that it's a gift and it's not a curse you know you were
blessed you were blessed with with having autism and look at how like look
at how smart you are look how you know well you talk how good you carry
yourself and you clearly have a better heart than 99% of the people on
the planet so just don't don't listen to that man you know you can you can do
anything you want you can achieve anything you want it doesn't matter
whether you have autism or not thank you bro also dude um one know one of my
known talents yeah one of my known talents is actually my flexibility it's
not it's nothing bad it's actually funny okay yeah let me see it yeah all
right on all right eyes closed also your horn eyes closed no hands around
my head yeah okay hold on man wait hold on do that one more time all right eyes
closed no hands I mean wow dude that is insane thank you wait so how did you
learn you can do that um I've been doing this since I was four years old you
Have you ever thought about doing gymnastics?
Um, I did, like, I think, like, three years ago.
Okay. Okay.
Well, hey, man, I think, I think that's a very cool talent.
But I think, you know what I think your main talent is?
What?
I think it's, you know, making other people happy.
I think that's what you gotta,
that's gotta be your main mission, your main goal.
You know, not a lot of people,
not a lot of people have a positive message
to put out into the world.
and I think you have a very positive message.
Thank you.
And like I said, if you need a friend to talk to, I'm here.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
Well, hey, it was nice to meet you.
It was nice to meet you, Kate.
You too, bro.
Have a great night.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Ooh, outro there, huh?
OK, not a bad shot from Epic.
All right.
Hey, what a great guy.
What a great guy.
Am I right?
What a great guy.
I mean, he was just super nice and positive.
Do I have Valorant?
I do have Valorant.
Shout out to Cade, man.
Shout out Cade for that.
Shout out Cade.
All right, Valorant, turn, you're joined.
Sweaty Cade is putting question marks.
Yo, Sweaty Cade, why are you putting question marks?
Okay, hey Lacey, my name is Kale, I'm a ninth grader.
My school is running a cancer charity event and any support means a lot.
You don't have to donate.
The site might be in French.
And then, you know, I do a lot of donating, but not in French.
Why would the site be in French?
Y'all are putting wows.
I don't want my, why would I want my community
to potentially get scammed?
I don't know if this is real.
Why would it be in French?
Canada? People don't speak French in Canada. They speak Canadian. Dumbass.
You think that something needs to change?
And I'm gonna be the person to stand up in this world and stop that shaming and stop body shaming because everybody's body
W.K.
Hey, W.K.
Hey, W.K.
Call Sauce Kill, his brother plays for Michigan.
I don't think I have Sauce Kill's number.
Let me see if I do.
Let me see if I do.
Wait.
Who would have Sauce Kill's number?
That could give it to me.
Uh, got chat?
Chat?
Uh, got chat, chat, the guy, uh, the owner of Onyx messaged me and said, Lacey's parlay
of Michigan and Illinois is featured on Onyx.
It has 10,000 people writing it.
Lacey's either going to have so many new fans or so many new haters.
You're about to piss so many people off, why would they put me on the fucking feature
screen?
I'm 2 and 14 and oh my god look at this tweet, look at this tweet, look at this tweet.
is 2 and 14 in his last 16 March Madness picks. He's on both favorites tonight. What could
go wrong? Brother!
Am I actually 2 and 14? Holy shit, that's awful!
Sauce kill said, bro.
Bro, sauce kill, call, yo, sauce kill, call me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I need his number.
I need his number, I need his number,
I need his number, I need his number, I need to call him.
I need his number.
His brother actually plays for Michigan.
What's your number?
Also, I have a question.
I was going through the Twitter community
last few days, when did you guys become funny? When did you guys become funny? Like, what
is this right here? Where was it? Where was it?
I need you to do something for me. I need you to let me go. You have to let me let you
go. In another life, maybe it was gonna be. Maybe there we loved each other right, and
we were happy together. Maybe in that life, in all the things we said we would. But we
I got this one instead.
You were my friend.
And I love you.
This is not cynical.
And not a stranger.
But you'll always be my favorite memory.
I literally ordered a chicken salad!
And I get this, bro!
Like, this is talent, dude.
And then I saw another tweet.
I saw another tweet that actually made me laugh.
It made me laugh.
I got to find it. I don't know where it's at. But it basically was like, oh, I tracked
Lisey's Spotify account and I saw that he drove to McDonald's.
Why don't you bookmark them? Wait, should I start bookmarking tweets? I find funny
in the comments so I can show them on stream and react to them. It was this. Started tracking
Lacey Spotify. What does this mean? Food for thought, McDonald's, eatin' good, 1500 calories,
hungry and piggy. You need to practice Val? Well, I don't need to practice anything.
I'm a fucking natural born gamer.
I'm a natural born gamer.
I need to practice shit.
Wait, so Sauce Kill is Elliot's brother?
I'm not a curse, I'm so tired of being called a curse, I'm so sick and tired of it, tonight
is, tonight is dead ass tonight everything changes, I don't care, tonight is dead ass
That's the night everything changes, Chad.
Yo, rums, maybe do your job?
Wait, I don't have Valerie installed?
Uh-oh.
Well, I don't know my Riot Games login.
How do I get it?
Riot Games username assistance.
Okay.
Wait, why do I feel like last time I played Valorant,
I had to make a new Riot Games account?
Do y'all remember if I had to or no?
Yeah, because I got banned on my main account, right?
Welcome to Riot Games, username Tunzy67.
Okay.
Okay, anybody remember what my password is or no?
sign name, forgot password, username, ton-z-six-second.
Click on every vehicle created to operate in water?
What?
It worked.
Riot Games Password.
Okay, hold on, Chad.
I've got to change my password real quick.
Why are you all putting GGs?
Wait, did I just get myself hacked?
Except, not now.
Do not owe me five. I'm gonna join the discord. Hold on. I'm getting logged into my valorant account.
Wait, did I just say my password out loud like an idiot?
All right, valorant play.
Okay, how's a bike built for water dumbass you guys don't know how the show
The main reason the main reason agent you know about this because you lost weight
You know I'm saying you did this the main reason I didn't end up sure
Will we talk about diets
Uh-oh, I don't have a headset.
Yeah, I don't have a headset.
Oh my god, I'm a fucking from him so unprepared.
What is Drew doing?
Did y'all think Drew's jerking off?
Drew!
The negatives of retta are ETA.
Hello.
Lacey's on it.
Can you all hear me?
Hey, no problem.
Let's break it down on the positive side.
Retta's got natural charm, comedic timing, and that warm relatable-
No, R-E-T-A.
Not Rita.
God damn it.
Yo, R-E-T-A like retta, retta, like the- the weight loss, the weight loss, shit.
The weight loss
I don't get it all it does is it lowers your
He saved his potential interactions with other men?
What does it even do?
Man, this is making me not hungry
That's literally all it does
Lacey just don't eat Lacey just don't fuck it.
But eating is what you have to imagine.
That's like you're telling him to stop smelling shit like what?
Lacey, every time you were on Reddit, if there was food in front of you, you would eat it.
What happened?
The Reddit will help you.
Nothing.
Yo, am I last captain?
Uh, three, six, seven.
Yes, you are.
Wow, Joe.
Wow, Joe.
Wow, Joe.
I was mid ranked in.
Okay, so guys, we need to-
Hold on, what's your rank?
DRAAAAAL!
Right now?
Or peek.
Right now.
Pink, pink, pink, pink.
I want to let you guys know there's a whole rank one right now in this club.
Lact.
Muta, you win, Trader, right?
Uh, Muta, win, Trader, by the way.
Just so you guys know.
Okay, so basically, we, as acquires, we as a committee, have to be unbiased.
Remember, this is unbiased, right?
We need to come together as a group and decide who is the most skilled and the
skilled in this group in order that the draft can be there for all of us.
I wish I would turn it so I should be the first captain.
So Muda's gonna have the last pick because Muda is right here.
Yes, I think Jaycee gets first pick, Muda gets last.
Wait, Chad, what rank am I?
No, Jaycee, no! I was worse than this thing, bro!
I was worse than him!
Chad, I remember like in CS, agents were slightly better than me in CS, like slightly.
This is not CS.
than Ron and then me.
I think it's gone.
Wait, so Jason said-
Not as motherfuckers trying to hustle again.
I think Jason gets such a delight.
I think Jason gets a lot of hits.
Yeah, Jason got a lot of hits.
And Jason you're, you know-
How my husband-
Listen.
Jason is saying he's worse than Ron.
Ron saying he's worse than Jason.
I picked a Senate 3-
Okay, okay.
But I hit a mortal before a Senate was a thing.
You're immortal?
No, but I hit it before a Senate used to not be all right.
But I never hit a mortal.
Yeah
My skills yes, well, I'm pretty fucking correct. Well because I come from CS right so it goes one
Yeah, but were you third pick in the CS?
The thing is only it's like a pro case opener you want to ask
What is that you want to ask my skills? Yeah. Yeah, Lacey. Yes. Yes. What's your skills, bro?
I was like what do you in terms of what in Valorant like or CS
Yeah
What's your level I'm level 12?
No, no Lacey don't do that
Your unranked I'm level five. You mean to tell me Lacey's never had a rank. You mean to tell me that
Okay, you're unranked
This guy my mother I guess
I
Have you ever had a rank in this game?
Raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in battle
That leaves literally me and Lacey, okay, so no Lacey got please iron I think wait all over five
No, wait, I swear we played right before.
I don't think we have.
So it looks like me and Lacey are probably the worst players, bro.
It's not how that works, bro. That's not how that works, gang.
Yes, it is.
Can we just make a pick?
Can we have a go?
No, fuck that.
No, fuck that.
No, fuck that.
No, fuck that.
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
You'd be ready and getting back to backpicks.
You get the eighth and ninth pick.
Also, the first pick in a state is ass.
It's predicted that you're probably going to go like 30 and three.
3
Most likely
We need to have like four like weights
I'm gonna be honest Muda Muda should have his first round pick Rob to him bro. He did actually start in the second round
I actually agree
I'm actually gonna get two
I'm actually gonna get two
One second one second
We all pick and Muda gets the rest
You know what I mean?
Oh my god
Now we're talking
I genuinely think he could still win with that team.
That's not a bad idea, O&H.
That's a good idea.
What do we think?
What do we think?
Just think about it.
Look at me, daddy.
He's not fair in this game.
No, he literally says he's playing all the time.
Okay.
All right.
So, okay.
Me and Lacey haven't been ranked.
Look, I'm not really good on mouse.
I'm good on controller.
This is a mouse game.
I'm not going to battle it.
You could plug in a controller.
I'm not going to do that.
Lacey, I'll give you the courtesy of first pick if I get a second pick.
Oh, what?
You're going to give Lacey first pick.
Is Lacey better than me?
Why are you giving Lacey a pick?
No, Lacey is definitely better than you are.
No, I'm not.
Oh, okay.
I'm so shit.
Why are you giving him the first pick?
I'm so shit.
No, I'm...
Please.
Please.
Bro, bro, Lacey is a try hard gaming.
Now a slap in that video. I mean we're I don't know what happened
I'm not I want to bring it up, but it's fine point is he's really good on mouse and keys
So if you did your first time really doing you don't play mouse and keys, you give me
Why are you on a green screen on me? So
I don't know who's better Jack we want to pull on this. I think agents way worse than Lacey
He's naturally just a shitty game. Wait, can I exactly care eight picks and you give me your thoughts?
Yeah, Joe you give me your power rankings and I'll yeah
Jinxie first pick
Lacey agent me own a Jason Ron. What the fuck?
What has to be last big
I'm not gonna play.
Jason has 10,000 this game.
Wait.
Jason is better than me.
10,000 is a million, bro.
10,000 is competitive.
To be fair, Jason has 10,000.
I was calling people mommy and meowing for people.
Alright, let's see it.
Here's your bill.
10,000 is competitive.
20 seconds.
He's 30.
Listen to me.
Joe, Joe.
Everyone's talking about Jason Wiim
vs. Stavrano, Valorant.
One of you want to see how Ron fries me.
Just watch.
And look how long ago that was.
He did play Ron in CS and a Brumby Brown.
He was very good.
Do you want to come up?
That's the video now or do you want to wait till tomorrow?
Jack, now or tomorrow?
They're saying now.
Just post it now.
Just post it now, post it now.
And can you also post it on all my socials too?
And then Muda gets a pick right after?
I'm not even trolling when I say this.
I think we should just pick everyone
and then Muda gets the last four
I've been on the phone since
he's literally.
No, no, no.
No, no.
I'm going to have to be.
That's fair though.
But that's actually fair.
He's right there.
How would I post right now?
No, no, no, no.
He told me.
Yo, Drew!
Drew!
Is he deaf?
Drew!
tomorrow. Wait till tomorrow
because we have a house tour
tomorrow. So I'll post it like
in the morning tomorrow. How
is that fair? That's really
horrible. I'm gonna get that
works. I'm gonna talk about
the things. Go listen. I
get a question. Is there
money in this? Yeah. So I'm
gonna be always like, wait,
how many dollars? How many
dollars? Probably like 250 to
Like 5k little more little over 5k
So yeah, I think we just burn your team to the floor bro because you're like this idea
I like this idea. Not even that. I don't care though. That's a good idea. It's like how much better is moot?
How much better is moota than Ron actually?
Oh shit, he's way better than Ron. I won a one Ron. I won a one Ron
I won't do one Ron two months ago and the school is ten to seven
10 to 7.
Listen, listen, listen,
ain't no one is different than
you have abilities.
If I'm not going to get, if I'm not going to get.
What are you doing?
Bro, I mean, I mean Viper.
No, he does not.
He's not gonna want it.
I don't even know what my plan is.
I'm just kidding.
No, he's just got one thing.
He's just gonna teleport.
He goes to Neon and he goes, oh.
And then he just fucking shifts on you.
It's the cringiest place out ever.
Oh, don't let him draft anybody.
Fuck his team.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I think the fairest thing is, OK, fuck's the thing.
But I should be able to pick at least people,
bro.
That's still not fair.
I should know.
Bro, there is like nine people in front of me, bro.
I get the crumbs of the crumbs already.
That's not fair.
OK, wait.
How about this what?
We go we go us seven gets
First pick second pick and then you get two second pegs. Wait hold on Jixi balancing a check
Yo, I'm band me gang. I said nigga my accident bro
No, please.
Well, I'm immortal.
Please.
No, me too.
Me too.
Please.
What?
No.
All right.
All right.
All right.
So guys, let's just get the draft going.
Muda, I think you're going to have to be powerful.
No, wait.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
No.
No.
It's not fair.
No.
No.
No.
No.
first pick skip you second pick.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, when we continue.
Who am I to get?
No!
But it's not, never put this game once in your life.
What the fuck, I guess.
Let's read.
Yeah, hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Let me put it like this.
When we did CS, was she like the worst team ever
and still carry?
Well, come on.
JC, JC, who's the best rock and lean player
all time, bro?
Zen.
Okay, imagine Muda is Zen in this situation.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What did you give him a first round pick?
He didn't you not host a rocket leap tournament and didn't you have the best of the best players in that
But there's a big drop off from you
Your way better roles in his face Muda, I think the
Bro Muda valorant said it works bro. So you are not getting a pic
You are getting these last four players it's locked are we ready to drop the next
I'm not gonna stand a race with you.
Hide, hide mine. Do we have a group of Doc that have made you feel good?
Oh yeah, I need that, I need that, I need that.
In draft pool, it's in draft pool.
I know something's better, I have a better idea.
Why don't I get first pick, but then everyone else gets to pick after that, and it's good for Adolphe.
Muda, you are getting the crumbs of this scenario.
Yo, so I might as well just get up, take my fucking pants off, on shame, and just get fucking pissed.
But how else am I supposed to do anything?
How was the, is that even fair?
Muda, you're raving in theory of the team, bro.
Okay, so basically I don't even know half of the people
It's like kind of like a slot machine
Joe I don't know Joe do some research
I guess I just see like eight rainbow players that I reckon I was going to be hitting.
No, please.
Okay, please, please, please.
Ash, Ash, Ash.
I'll just say the order.
Say the order.
So the draft order is going to be simple.
It is Jinxie, then Lacey, then.
I have 100 ping by the way, Jinko.
Okay.
Jinxie, then Lacey, then Agents, and then.
Yeah, I have second pick.
Who do I get?
I have second pick.
I can get somebody really good.
What are y'all saying?
Is it, it's Timmy like really good?
Is Guapo a top three pitch?
What do you think, bro?
I
For there's so many names I'm seeing you can't see me. Oh shit
Bro, this is hard I don't know who to get
Get Timmy or Guapo. So you're telling me Guapo is better than Bucky? Guapo is better than Richie?
Guapo is better than...
Kai Day? Isn't this Kai Day's like main game?
Listen, I have second pick, so I can either get Guapo, Kaide, or Timmy.
I think those are my top three right now, but I'm pretty sure Bucky's really good.
like a really good stop it's
insane.
Man, look at you trying to be
fair and shit man.
Okay, are we ready y'all?
Are we ready?
Okay.
J-
J-
J-
J-
J-
J-
J-
Yeah, I can't take this.
Only I can't take this green screen, bro.
I can't see sister this new screen.
You can ask me about the players.
Okay, you guys got it?
All right, wait, who should I pick first?
Hold on one second.
Oh, you're on the clock?
Only, bro, let me take it, let me, let me, let me take us out
on a 22 a day on VR, bro, one day.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm not sure the Google stuff.
You know, Ode is like 40, right?
You guys know you're talking to the guys, like two men,
the first pick in the 2026 Battle and Draft. I am going to be selecting it's Timmy.
Wow. Loser. What a surprise. I'm trying to win. I'm trying to win.
Actual. Actual. If he was in first pick, I'm not even looking.
Yeah. Lacey. Yeah, um, wait, I have time at the clock here?
Yeah, I have time at the clock. Yeah, you have time at the clock.
Now some of these people I don't even know, but high-vives knows, okay?
So just ask us we know all these people a little bit of you're gonna law who's better check hi to your guapo who's better
What rank is guapo?
We think you're trying
Fair turn of a house Ron. Do you want to choose for you? Mm-hmm? Okay, Ron. You should run as you get sketched. Oh, yeah
I think that's not a bad shout
I was just going to say who is Trick?
I think it's Trick.
Trick is, okay, interesting question.
Trick is a professional Geometry Dash player.
I don't know if he's good.
I see it.
I think he's bad. I think he's bad.
I don't know if my chat's trolling me or not.
Pro Geometry Dash player.
Take your time, ladies.
Okay, what is Guapo skill level in Valorant?
Wait, it's just...
So are you asking us?
Yes, I
Lost really this is what he's ascending. He was radiant
He was radion. I'm not getting no kills today
My second pick I'm going to go with Guapo. You mean first pick. Well with the second pick. I mean
Okay
Agent who is your pick? Wait, go!
Guapo, A2 Guapo, A2 Guapo.
Who is your pick, agent? Who is your pick?
Team renovator, let's go.
Hold on, hold on, I'm mulling it over, I'm mulling it over, I'm mulling it over.
Agent, you wanna pick for your agent?
What'd you say?
Agent, if you wanna pick, okay.
Call Guapo.
Calling Guapo.
I'm going to call my draft pick here.
Guapo?
Guapo!
Guapo!
Guapo!
brother is he not awake call Guapo
Guapo
listen okay I know okay was it stay on the phone with me because I know exactly who to
pick I just need to pay attention no I know all these guys no I don't go home
congratulations Guapo you have been drafted to the Red Arrangers welcome to the team
welcome to the team
So let me ask you a question. Are you actually as good as you people are saying in the chat?
Um, I mean, I'll be honest, like, compared to everybody, the only person I'm scared of is Timmy, not because of his skill.
Like, his skill is insane, but he's a fucking trial. Like, he will literally sit on an off-angle and he will then command his team to victory.
You literally sit there for like 30 minutes on an off angle just for one kill.
Like you, but are you, but my chat are like, are you second pick worthy?
I'm the honest bro.
Compared to everybody in here, I would say, I would say the only person I would
pick over me honestly would probably be Sydney.
It looks like a great pick.
Okay.
Let's see who let's see who else people are drafting prior obligation.
He can't be on till now.
Only just made that all up. Oh, hey, what the fuck? I did play with him. What do you mean?
Yes
Stay on the phone to tap back in with you. Yeah, he was good at just life job. So that's one of those
He's one of those people like she was good at my up and down
You're so fucking hot, dude, bro, I'm not going to lie.
You literally have no free-tweeting.
Yo, I feel like I might throw if I do this,
but I was just saying how much of a gamer Tee-Foo is.
Oh, shit.
I don't think it's a bad chance.
No, I got the fucking game.
Stand on that, Joe.
Stand on that.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go squishy.
Squishy?
What?
Okay, that's a great thing.
Squishy's also good at every game he plays.
Wrong.
Wrong.
We're going to shout.
We're going to shout.
Okay, I will tell you and we just need one more piece and we win. Okay, okay
Pick my boys set up. Oh
Brother and you want to set up?
It's going to bug it. What is that that's powering rain bro. I'm like I have nobody he's correct
He's correct. Oh, we've had four picks. Yeah, but these are like the greatest pigs. Yo, John. Who's you pick?
Who's next? I picked set up. Oh
Oh
Wait, what is her rank? What is her rank?
Wait, it's Lydia the 100th team's player. I'm getting first-round it, bro. Like oh, she's oh my god. Yeah
I brother you're just using acronyms
Throw me a bone here the female probes the female probes a female probes like female probes
You can battle it like if you are my position if you are
If you're my position, who would you pick right now?
If I'm you I'm picking
Rocks curious. I'm just curious
Kingsman I know sleepers could play for vibes low key
They're saying they played for those vibes!
Yo, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Remember, there is, like, pike.
Yeah, honest opinion, Guapo, talk to me.
I will fucking run circles around everyone in this fucking lobby.
Laces, by the last 30 kills on the end of every game,
fucking kill me.
Bro.
Oh, so you're that good, Guapo?
Muda is ass.
I like that.
You know his fucking dog shit.
I like that energy, Guapo.
I really like that energy, dude.
And guess what Guapo guess what me if I don't have ten kills in every game
Trick is a geometry that's pro player. He's new to battle rent. I think let me make sure let me like triple check
Is it machine? Yes. Yes, it's Rick trick GMD geometry that yeah my chat saying get bucky
I know bucky's really good at CS. I don't know who I'm gonna call bucky real quick. You get a skill level
Yeah, I would say Bucky. I'll call you right back. Call Bucky.
Bucky, Lacey here. Call him to see, you know, not to be up on the clock in a few
minutes here for the draft. I'm wondering what your skill level is looking
like in Valorant?
Well, I hit Immortal 3, but like I haven't played in a long time.
But your peak is Immortal?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I was good.
I don't know how I haven't been picked, I'm not gonna lie.
You're good at CS2, right?
Yeah, well I was really good at CS2, yeah.
Okay, we might be in talks.
Okay, alright, let me know.
Okay, okay, okay, walk walk walk walk walk walk walk.
Wait, what am I?
No, I got you. Can you know is it you Guapo apparently Bucky Pete and mortal three?
Yeah, okay
He's getting picked
Because I think about his nose, bro. It's just like
Yo, I'm locked in
Yo chat fucking focus, here's the left
Oh my god, this is like a
Mooda peck trek. Yo, yeah, yo, look how come to Atlanta, bro
Just pick a day, bro. I'm serious. I'm gonna do a carburetor wheel. Yeah, that's an empty that is an empty fucking courtesy, bro
Agent is not hanging out with your dummy. Who's up right now? Who's up right now?
Well, it's right now moon good guapo
Okay, what about Richie I
Don't know. I know he's a rainbow guy. Yeah, but Richie was really good at CS
I don't know but he was really good in the CS tournament.
Good morning, man.
I was not.
It was not.
Jesse's not a fan.
I don't know.
No, Jesse's not.
Hey, hey, buddy.
We're in different times.
Yeah, that'd be 10 o'clock, bro.
10 o'clock.
Yeah.
No, were you learning or no?
Were you actually lying or no?
What?
Did he actually pick a mortal?
Case on dead.
Case on dead, yes.
No, no.
Trek.
Trek.
And Trek actually picked a mortal or no.
Hey, there's no takesies, Vaxies, bro.
Yo, uh, Muda, question, if somebody peeps radiant in 2023, but they're immortal now,
I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yeah, I like trick, I like trick, I'll take trick, I'll take trick, I'll take trick.
Oh, you already picked.
You already picked.
I'm fucked.
Yeah, no, I picked trick.
Muda!
We know you picked trick!
We can see it on the board!
Yo, Muda, if, is Andy, okay, er, no, no, sorry, sorry, if somebody hit radiant three years ago,
they're immortal now how like how much of a drop off is that that's not a big
time that's like saying that's like saying somebody a champion season in
their diamond now that's like saying some of the diamond back then before
champ was a thing and then I'm gonna get am I'm gonna get am I'm gonna get
I will say we haven't heard from Andy. We haven't heard from Andy. So you have to call him
Are you free? Wait, hold up. Yeah. Oh my god. You're right. Oh good call. Hi guys. Oh my god
Who did you wait? Who are you taxiing to see if they're they're available and be am be I just got
to make sure. Maybe don't draft for a sec. All right, Guapo, do you see the draft pool?
I think Bucky's the best option here. I think Bucky's the best option. He was able last
week, but I don't know about this week. I might have to do another pick. I can get,
I can get, wait, if he's not there, I can get train reps. Okay, okay, good, good,
Good, good, good, good, good.
Okay.
You wanna say about Andy?
If he doesn't reply, I guess.
If he doesn't reply.
Okay.
Wait, what about,
wait, what about Mr. Savage, bro?
Mr. Savage.
What, how am I?
Not Mr. Savage, he's a guy.
What about Mr. Savage?
I
Mean
Rain Rick yo actually bro, I'm I yo I was thinking the same
And then and then he deafened
Never seen to drive this long dude. Oh Lacey. Why'd you say that bro?
We might have to skip Jinxie and go Lacey. I know that's right. He's deafened too. So he's not coming back for minutes
This is where you're up
Yeah, did you get it?
I know Jason hit Darla's car because I look at his recent Spotify songs, and I knew how long it was driving
This is Jason hit Darla's part for
That's the second part. That's the second part
Fucking eyes of his but I don't know
Don't do it you're fucking nose. I don't know you guys you guys some big-ass eyes
Yo, I think we got a sub out ambi for somebody
We seven train
Or very sexy
Ok, let me call a train.
Wait, you said he got trained to play Vowlet?
Yeah, let me see.
He loves Vallow.
Yeah, bro.
Me and Trin go back way to rea...
I can get lazy here, y'all.
Oh, let me know.
I'm out of here.
Got it.
Right, well, it doesn't matter, because my next pick is Mr. Savage!
Mr. Savage!
Mr. Savage!
Bucky who did he say Bucky?
No, Bucky for Bucky Bucky Bucky. All right. We got agent here
Raw dog on a team man, welcome to the squad my boy
That's good man, that's good good for him man. All right, don't talk about my teammates like that Joe Bars
You're on the clock, Joe.
Hold up.
I'm on the clock.
I understand.
We might be going all the way.
Joe, you're on the clock.
Jinxy had five minutes, so don't worry.
I ain't got more time to talk to you.
Even if it's close to my dick.
I just had to see if a player was playing or not.
I won't do that again.
Matter Daddy, bro.
Matter Daddy.
I don't need help for that one time.
Yo, keep in mind.
Jinxy, you said we possibly hold both your ankles
and spell run.
You know it's impossible to do that.
I almost did it.
OK.
I have a story to tell.
Keep in mind, we need a sub.
We can't like sub in a good player all the way at the end.
It's just not fair.
All right, so who could we sub in right now?
Hi, Brian.
Go ahead and respond to Sub.
Who do I target here?
I know Silky's pretty solid.
I know Silky's pretty solid.
Get pilot.
Is pilot even good, though?
Pilots dog shape. Okay I'd say top three right now are are Richie, Silky, is Tifu
good at Val?
Stopping is stop. I feel like stopping is good at everything.
I
Who? Who? Who? Who?
You got Richie.
I'm not a bad chow at all.
Hey, cheers, my friends.
Cheers, my friends.
Yes, Jason, this is your pick.
OK, wait.
Tarek's not playing, right?
No.
You're proper to be.
No, we're like 20 picks in.
What did you talk about, Tarek?
I don't know.
I don't know.
The type of question is that.
All right, Jason, you're good.
Jason.
Just saying, OK, I'm thinking right now.
I'm thinking really bad.
Yeah, you know what I think about you know what you know what I think about just
Face time silky
Are you pecking silky here? I am gonna go
With the biggest tea food
Apparently peanut bot wants to play is that oh yeah, I'll pick up. I'll pick up. I'll pick him. I'll pick him. I want to change my pick
I'm next. This is a what?
I'm next but how good is how good is
Well, based on that response, he's got to be cracked.
His team is so OP right now.
My team?
OK.
Now, next up, Ron Dale Dingle.
Yo, do we need a substitute?
I can get someone.
Wait, so have fun.
Wait, what did Chris next door say, agent?
I got to play already.
I got to play already, bro.
Yo, whoa.
Talk to me.
How good are you about it?
I beat you, send it.
But this nice thing is in here, man.
I've been playing like two years.
Okay, is that higher or lower than immortal?
It's once and below immortal.
Ascended what?
Ascended three.
So like, we'll be right out of that loop.
Okay, okay, we'll be in talks.
W-T-W manager.
So, John is way too good.
Wait, what rank is Lay's from?
What rank is Lay's from?
Diamond they're saying.
Cap.
I'm snitching.
Lay's is Lay's.
I'm snitching.
I'm snitching, he's not immortal.
Wait, so are we getting a substitute or should I make a pick right now?
I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute.
Nah, I mean, but Chris might be down.
Chris?
Yeah, not Chris.
I'm not going to pick Chris anyway, so.
Yeah.
Well, I have a feeling, I'm just saying, if Chris is in the draft, I think I know
who's team he's going to end up on.
I
Don't trust me Chris is good
Chris like Chris next door. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Just slot him in on mood is
Jason's he was actually stacked this is like
How good is YBG?
How good is YBG? Well, I don't even I don't see YBG on here. Oh
Oh, wait, oh, Ron got him.
I feel like my team's pretty solid, me, Guapo, Bucky, Bucky, just get one more good player.
How's, wait, isn't Yusuf pretty solid?
Hold on a minute.
Call Yusuf.
Just to confirm, calling Youssef.
Hello?
Youssef, Team Red Arranger is calling in here from the draft.
Wondering how good you're looking at the Valorant skill level game.
No, I'm good. I'm very good.
I keep that diamond key.
I'm not afraid of it.
This is two. That's all.
Let me go pick.
Bro, why don't we just get a shitter attack on on the end, bro?
Like, it's just a variety creator.
Just get Chris. Just get Chris. Just add Chris.
He didn't pick up.
Also, Chris beat the Call of Duty campaign on Veteran.
Yo, that actually means nothing in terms of...
All right, all right, so we're not getting a fill.
I can get a fill.
We need one.
I just need to get somebody to talk.
Which hot campaign?
Listen, we need a fill.
The more the person wants it, the harder and harder
to get a fill, so I say we just get a fill now.
OK, I can get Sonny.
She's like gold, I think.
That's fine.
Yeah, gold.
That's fine.
Nice.
So now Sonny's going to talk.
How come I don't see Sonny on the list?
We're freaking out of film now.
Chad, I...
Chad, Jinxie's gonna get stomping if he's there.
Jinxie's gonna get stomping if he's there.
Jinxie! Wait, wait, wait, what do mean Jinxie?
I don't have a man, bro. What do we got, man?
What do we got a random Jinxie chatter in?
Oh, brother.
Okay, I'm gonna throw our shits.
Chad, anybody trying to play?
Yeah, well, Yugi, I can maybe ask Yugi.
Chad, Jinxie's on FIFA.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a jump in front of the huff, but I have to...
I gotta dive in the camera, man, bro.
You said Chad doesn't like you. Don't pick him. Okay.
the fuck did I do to use this chat but okay
please bro it's like me that be such a nightmare dude
let's just can we just get I think we just get lays man
like it's just easy it's not gonna sad lays bro
guys hold the camera for a living I don't know what you guys just care about
yeah at least throw in what I don't like because your wife is like
alright let's keep it as easy as possible
Muda, you go.
I mean, we're talking unfair, by the way,
before we even say that.
Bro, Jinxie has me, Mr. Sabbit.
I know, I think it's good.
That's what I'm saying,
every team here is unironically stacked, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
What list are y'all looking at?
Let me see that.
Bro, you?
Agent Clip, right here?
I'm laying it down on a dock.
I'm laying my tin tin.
I think it was like immortal.
Muda, you now.
That was pretty good.
Everybody's pretty good, yeah.
Yeah.
Say goodbye.
You, you, you, Muda.
You, you, you, you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna go on stack, bro.
Anybody else notice Jynxy always gets first pick?
Yeah, I don't know.
When Jynxy gets first pick, bro, Deffins,
he holds us to a minute and he's gone for five.
Yo, yo.
Marlin hit one nail on what?
On YouTube?
Hey, congratulations to the big M3 man.
I'm gonna pick the Bucky.
Oh, hide mine, change Jynxy's scene.
Yo, Bucky got picked like eight years ago, bro.
Bucky's been gone.
on. Alright I'm gonna go for Zoink. So you have two geometry dash players on your team.
What? No no no no no. We're not gonna. We're gonna watch you say a name next time. Okay,
Guapo. We're pretty limited here dude. We're pretty limited here. Alicia, Arke, Danny,
any heavily high-rise bro there could be a sleeper pick but I know Kingsman was
like a Marvel rivals person but I would go I would say the safest one is
silky what about Saikudo doesn't say cool name this game
stop it already got picked yet I would say I would say Silky is the
Silkie said he peaked ascendant three two years ago
Yeah, I would say silkie is the
safest pick
Unless one of these players in the draft is just a fucking sneaky guy. Is anybody here a sneaky god?
Yeah, I'm looking at the names
Do there could be like a fucking like a sunny sunny just said psychudos ascending
I would say, yeah, I mean, I would say it's up to you. I would say.
Well, I can't wait to eat the chocolate covered pretzels all in God.
Mucki, what do you think?
But I would go silky.
Ugh. My muttage. Whatever.
The pilot could be good to keep the lives.
The pilot could be off three lines of cocaine.
What is that?
What's happening?
Yeah, I'm going for the win, dude.
I'm here for my team manager.
I'm going to go Silky.
I think he's coming for you.
All right, with my next pick in the draft is Sikuno.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna lock it.
I'm gonna lock it.
My next pick is, hey, I'm here to win.
Start warming up.
Start warming up.
Start warming up.
Okay.
Start warming up.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now, this is all unfair, bro.
This is what it comes down to.
In the last round of draft, like anybody can draft in the first round.
Whoa.
Silky, silky, whoa.
This is where the real drafting skill comes out, but this is where the real drafting skill comes out.
Chad, who are you?
Basie, you're up, bro.
With my next pick in the draft, I would like to choose, all the way from Staten Island, Silky-Dilky Woo.
Silky-Dilky Woo, welcome to Team Render Rangers, man. Let's do it. Come on!
Silky, join the team! Join the team, Woo! FaceTime Silky!
Starting a FaceTime call to Silky.
Didn't Silky beat Jason?
He's injured
He's not even answering a phone
Hey, welcome to the team will you pick me up it's me you Guapo and Bucky
What do you mean
I just don't think I just don't think I just don't think that I want to get back to the team
I was trying to get drafted to move this team and actually win
What the fuck kind of energy is this
So he did we have the best team right now
No, we don't yes, we do
me get ironed to radiant in one day.
OK, and Guapo is ranked top three.
In what era?
I don't know, but Guapo's a mortal.
Do you know what?
OK, yeah, game.
That's what, yo, I don't think you understand.
And Bucky Pete the sender, or Bucky Pete the.
Four years ago, it's not top three now.
So you don't want to be on my team.
No, no, I'm down.
I'm down.
Let's get anything.
I just don't understand how you picked up a fucking
and I'm fuckin' broke, what the fuck?
Bucky's good.
He don't even wanna be on a team!
Who you gonna pick up next?
Who's your next pick?
I don't know, you tell me dude, you tell me.
Look at the draft pool, we got one more pick.
Holy shit, this is actually fuckin' ass.
I'mma be honest, I think if it comes down to it,
we just go for someone who's a gamer.
Pilots, a gamer.
Uh...
Don't throw my gold in that locker, I'm not gonna throw it, I'm throwin' it, I'm throwin' it.
Wait, um...
I think you probably go for like, King'sman?
King'sman? Okay.
Could be a sneaker.
Because I got like, King'sman, he's gonna be like...
Okay, Silkie, here's not a bad idea.
Doesn't Archie have a little bit of Asian in him?
Yeah, but that Asian, you don't know what percentile that goes to, you don't know if it goes to games
you know if it goes to like aesthetic you know if it goes to
Arcee's got a little bit of Asian in him bro. I mean he's got valor in his DNA
I have to go with Arcee. I think he's Asian by association
sorry who on this list is nice? Arcee's bad?
I would say
he's here
honestly
picks the Kuno, now they picked him up. Yes, that Kuno's gone.
Well, I'm telling you ours and Jakesy's team is the two best right now
You said what ours and Jakesy's team is the two best right now. I'm telling you
No, this is gonna pick them some cool. Holy shit
I feel like the only two play a few of the actually play games on here is just
Pila and
And skye's they're the only two people that play games. Skye? What about what about oh kingsman just got picked
Okay, what about what about case on is case on good am I tracking case on? How no how no
Case on does not play Valorant yet. He's ass
This is a pilot is the best option wait pilot like wait pilots a game of the
pilots a game this is sky is good she's gonna seeds but what was this exactly
He said as I'm saying, so he's, what was this guy's peak?
No, Val, he never played Val.
Jason, come on, Jason, pick it for a guy.
Let me call Pyle, I'll quick and tap back in with you.
30 more seconds, 30 more seconds.
FaceTime Pyle later.
That's Shire, bro.
Who's Kyrie?
FaceTime Pyle later.
I don't think sky makes it to me chat. I think jimsy gets sky
Has on internet phone you might be selling right now pilot talk to me. What's your skill and valorant?
What's your peak range
I mean, you know me, bro, I'm good at everything, bro.
No, I mean, serious, I'm here to win.
Well, I don't need you to first find it, bro, so I'm off.
Well, you'd be the last to do it.
I got it with the best one on the list of horn,
if I don't get picked soon, then it's called.
Hey, listen, if I don't get picked before it comes up to you.
Can you just tell me what your rank is?
Dude, I used to play, bro, I was a fucking pro-fornit player.
That doesn't matter.
I said, look, bro!
Listen, okay, I played back in the day.
I did. I was like 20 21. I got to a world before centers in the game, but I'm very fucking bad right now. I've played all morning.
I'm not that good. But you have game sense. Yeah, but I'll be okay. You know I'm saying.
Bucky said to not pick Piley. Okay, then don't pick me. If you listen, believe me, don't pick me.
He's drunk, he's saying. You're drunk. Yeah, I do. Don't fucking drink. Yeah.
I'm talking animal right now boy. I feel my heart beat to my chest.
You trying to, you trying to, you trying to, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.
I'm not kidding.
Yo, but if he doesn't, if he doesn't drop Poppy and Muda doesn't, you're definitely picking up.
Yo, you have this.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I don't want fucking lucky bro.
Bucky, Bucky, Bucky, do I get pilot? Is he good enough to be a last pick on our team?
And this my boy Skype. He's a top tier seeds player. Yeah, I don't know the timekeeper
All time if she's champ on R6 I choose pop
Mooda's chats right now just churfing up how use if it's probably the best player on a
I'm pretty sure Yusuf streams as a peanut now. I'm not kidding. I checked in with him like three days ago
Yeah
Wait Yusuf Yusuf is a pee-tuber now. No, he streams as a peanut. I'm not kidding. Let me see if he's doing it right now
Okay, okay, okay. So right now we're pretty much between pilot. What about royal penguin is royal penguin good?
So, maybe we just get a shoddy for the testosterone boost?
It's okay to see, so, players are left, Danny, Quezon, Pillay, Royal Penguin, Sketch, Pillay,
Sky you safe or key and Ellis Ellis Ellis Elysia
Lisa
Now I'm not gonna lie third Alicia on Rainbow Six Siege is actually pretty good on Rainbow Six Siege also
Respectfully
You're mood I still think you're looking
I would have picked you so I would have picked you said, but he told me he was ass
And then y'all said it's Chad didn't want me to pick him so
You know, like, and you guys just, you sit there yapping here.
Yeah, we need, we got that connection, bro.
He's not my game, so I don't know, you know, the specifics.
You should know everybody.
Now, guys, there's a chance.
Skype is not playing, but don't worry, he's a level zero,
so we can just find another level zero.
That's cool.
I know what rank is our key.
What rank is our key?
Joe.
Oh, you're going to actually make it.
Bro, that's what I'm saying.
Now we're asking questions.
We're deaf in the whole time.
Skype is in a call, so Skype is in a call.
Yeah, I take Peelay.
Pylak?
Pylak!
Peelay?
Muda!
Can I say something to your group?
Yeah, go for it.
Pylak is in Hawaii playing on a laptop.
He said to tell them after you draft him.
Pylak's on a laptop.
Everyone else left in this pick does not want to get drafted by Muda.
Yeah, that is.
Muda, I'm not telling you.
He's your pot on Muda.
You should act like a right catch, little buddy.
With my next pick.
Let me really look here.
Hey, now, Mota, pilot's about eight shots deep too,
by the way.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
It's good though, because you're a carry.
Jazz Alicia good?
Who is it?
Is Jinxie now?
Oh yeah, I can tell you he's deaf and all.
Ball.
Ball.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
He's going to be tired for five minutes.
You're losing the Jinxie tournament?
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
I don't know if I'm winning.
Alright, my next pick is Alicia.
Alicia, Alicia.
You motherfucking bitch!
I was looking.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, I don't want to talk about orc-y chat, I don't know.
Okay, next up we got Lacy.
Skydisk playing, so there's a battle on that.
I feel like use is good, no?
Bye, Alicia.
What the fuck was that noise?
Oh my god, my team looks so good.
Wait, so who's gonna be the last pick case on could be sleeper bro. He plays CS. I think last pick is
After seeing what sketch it's a jigsie on a fucking broccoli turn
I think he went 3 and 30 I'm not kidding. It was
No, you go, oh, not sketch.
Kason played CS.
Kason's good at CS.
Insane.
What was it, Chad?
What was the game?
It's Kason or Royal Penguin.
Which one I got?
Oh, 2-21.
That's not the one I'm talking about.
Skype or game.
I hope Skype's mental is terrible.
You see?
Yeah, one sec, guys.
I don't go Royal.
I don't know.
The time sheet was saying that your time was lazy.
What game does Royal Penguin come from?
Our smash.
Does he have any Valorant experience or no?
Jinxie?
No clue.
Jinxie?
He's cracked that rainbow.
He's a Siege controller player, by the way, so whatever that
means.
Kason's pretty solid at CS.
Yo, Lacey, the clock's ticking.
Jinxie, what's Royal Penguin's experience?
He is a R6 champion.
Let me actually ask him.
Let me see in the group chat.
He's a R6 champ.
I think he's okay, I think he's pretty good.
I think he's pretty good.
I'm on controller, right?
I actually should have picked him.
Fuck.
Give.
He was warming up yesterday,
like he's taking it serious.
So yeah, it would be a good pick.
Give me, give me, give me,
case on.
Got it.
Yeah, I, ow.
Yeah.
Oh, motherfucker man.
Yo, all right, is Arkison on the table?
Yeah, yeah.
K-Son is good at CS. K-Son, no life CS.
Aim will transfer over. Even if he doesn't play Valorant a lot, his aim will transfer over. I know it will.
FaceTime, K-Son. And K-Son's a sweat.
K-Son tries hard.
Starting the FaceTime.
Bryce Hall. How am I calling Bryce Hall? Oh, Royal Penguin just DM'd me.
Oh, he just said, I'm Plat, Mouse, and Keyboard.
Oh late there fucking royal penguin
Okay, so do you have any valor in experience?
And you're good at CS right
Well, I just picked you so
It's me you guapo bucky and silky
Let's do it
Hey, oh final three final three final three she ain't sketching you sir. So wait
Mooda I
Hey, hey Mooda, I just let you know right now. I'm not I'm not using sketch so just wanna let you know
I will be picking
And I will be picking Danny
That leaves sketch on Mooda's team
So Mooda let me break down your team Mooda give me a second Mooda you have trick
Good, you have joint who's level five and you thought was good
You have Palat who's playing on a laptop and then you have sketch Mooda if you win bro
You deserve the money that ass
Wait, there's money. Yes, I bring in bro five
Wait, we each get a thousand dollars beer. We each get two hundred
Wait, which Danny is it? We wish Danny is high-fives talk to them about making the lobbies guys. It's bo1
Oh, and we could be open finals if you guys are my thing
I would say you do a BO1 every game but finals and we just play at the same time yeah
yeah yeah I don't know I don't know if I'm any good at this game I truly don't know
if I'm any good at this game yeah y'all got to admit last time I played I wasn't
that bad like I was not that bad
You're the worst on your team? Yeah, but that's good. If I'm the worst player on my team,
we win. Facts. Watch this clip of Quezon playing.
Checking my stuns down.
See my stuns is not, it's too slow.
It's like a tiny slow.
Okay, hold on.
I need to go a little faster, a little faster, a little faster.
Flick.
Hold on, checkin' my subs down.
And chat, I'mma tell you all this right now, I'm not even on my normal setup either.
I'm on a fucking, I'm on whatever this mouse is,
and I'm on a $30 HyperX keyboard.
Why?
Cause Drew left the setup equipment in Florida.
Wait, Drew, can I get a better mouse?
Yeah, what are good settings to have?
Why does it look so bad?
What is this music?
of a vibe.
Who's got me a better mouse, right?
Is it wired?
Is it wired or wireless?
How much is it?
What is it?
Like $3,000?
What is it?
How would I break it by playing a game?
I'm not going to get mad and break the mouse, dude.
Right here.
Wait, what do I use to warm up, Jack?
Wait, what do I use to warm up chat combat basic training?
Silky's actually nice that that's what I need
No way we're playing against Jinx. He's seen first game. What?
Wait, why does he make sense?
I
My teammates calls oh
Y'all are fucked you think so
Yeah, we're fucked you think so wait Jinxie Jinxie we play y'all oh
Lacey wrong call buddy. Hey wrong call. Hey, let's get out. We play you guys first
Yeah, yeah, you're getting belt to ass bro belt to fucking ass buddy
You're playing the best even a tournament Lacey like that's all it is
guys we're playing the best team first which one is that you know we play
Jinx you see I'm gonna be there huh we play Jinx see it's Timmy first oh can I
be honest with you yeah I just be falling off brah I thought I know that
are falling off brah I'm beyond bro we've got a fucking like diminished then
Oh, hey, what's up Valorant?
Lock in we're lost now.
Oh, shit.
I'm locked.
I thought you were good at this game. No, Tyra.
Tyra, I am good at this game.
Wait guys, what's up K-San?
Wait, can we get Bucky to undefeated and can we go over what roles we're comfortable on?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll play one character.
I'll play Reyna.
Okay, we have a
No, but the thing is if nobody here knows how to throw smokes or nobody here knows how to anchor we're fucked so like
I
Because it says that he's reina, but he's wait
Yo, yo, I will use whatever you want me to use but I'm just letting you know I am not I don't know how to use anything else
I'm saying you know I don't no, that's fine. That's fine
Just go reina and do you
Yeah, I could play I could play I could play us. What's his name?
You guys got a big time
The nigga the nigga the nigga that be sleeping, bro. I can play him bro chamber. Yeah, I can play him
Yeah, I'll show you my aim by the way. Let me my aim good. Yeah, make you play. Yeah, bro
Why is my
um
Yeah, I'm a closet radio. I'm like, I'm looking oh, oh, it's cuz I'm on a full screen
You're actually not bad. Oh
My god, what your counter strafing shit? Oh my god. We won
No one must have us as fucked up. Oh
I'm on
Almost 60 hers that makes sense, bro
Wait, can you screen share to and can I see you in the range?
Well the range don't mean nothing bro. How many like at least you could see that
I actually can hold is like mouse
I was like, uh, yeah, yeah, let me see.
That was loud.
Yes, we won.
Oh, my fuck, you're getting all of them.
Oh, my fuck, we won.
Oh, my fuck, we have shooters on the team.
Wait, was that last pick?
Yeah.
Are your grappies on, though?
Let me see.
Like, this is a good one, though.
This is a good aim.
Yes.
Yeah, I see my mouse.
Shooter.
How do I see my mouse?
BPI.
Oh, my God.
Wait, multi-tribe.
Wait, wait, wait, everybody on this team knows how to play except for
at least. Oh my god, we won. We fucking won. Bro, Soki by the way is like a sweat. Soki
with second half. So you used to be a sweat. You used to be a sweat, Soki. You're not
going to forget, game. You're getting the range. Oh, come on. Turn off in hand. Yo,
and I think we're going to have a good team camp too. Like everyone's comfortable. Yeah,
Thanks, it's gonna be good
Like it says limit
Anybody know how to turn my change my DPI on this like wobble. That's one be one so I can get like really warm
You know I'm saying okay. You want to be okay? Okay? What's your name on the thing?
It's fate base case on as the hashtag zero zero. I'm good now
That is you
you there you go it's in let me that way if I'm like one be one of you and then
when I see people start shooting me you know I mean like I'll feel right back
I feel more comfortable
we got to implement that bro they got to implement the practice range while
waiting bro woman shot top ego just let
Bucky carry you we need a win because
there won't be one matches against CS
where they're like yeah yeah my screen
wait wait because I can't start the game
we want that's why my mother's at two
I'm in the range I'm in the range I'm
in the range all right all right go
ahead yeah what does it look like this
I
See how this goes check your settings in game
I need to remove all my jewelry so I'm not weighed down while playing
But do you play Val
I play draw back in the day like I was a mortal three, but I just I mean your gross up for nice
I was gonna transfer now you play about yeah
So we have no weekly there's only like no weak links
I just read out of this game right now. Yeah
No, I think we're guaranteed to make finals like
The first round is gonna be the hardest the reversing Jinxie and it's to me. Oh, yeah, that's easy
Oh
It's like that like every round like yeah, but I can yeah, I can
Ambrose actually sucks right BGC in the last room and two brothers and stuff avoiding it
Okay, boys ever for
You might send some little too fast shit
Fuck man, you gotta be one HP yeah, that's my biggest problems once I'm a straight speed I'm holding it
like holding in the yeah you gotta you gotta be the one to peak sure not that bad oh I stopped shooting man
as the worst player finally fuck you know what I'm doing a lot is uh I keep dragging
my shit down cuz the CS like when I shoot first I'm not like what I need to know what
Oh, yeah, you can't drag it down too fast. Well, which I'm trying comfortable. I don't I'm not most comfortable with any
I don't know any of them
Okay, then case and if you're coming from CS, bro, just play the fans on it shades literally just like the M4
It's the a4 bro
That's what I've been playing. It's a big. I'm so comfortable with that
Is the man trying to pull up the Michigan or Illinois game real quick
They're playing today. I thought those
This should that
What am I playing shit? What player should I try to learn to play real quick?
Fuck
See smokes is too difficult. No, bro on dude wave chat. What's a good player?
Flashes no because dude like Timmy Muda, bro, they're gonna be off crutches
Like we need good flashes otherwise we're gonna die
There's my chat saying KJ
Killjoy
No, but then they're just gonna abuse you because killjoy supposed to be the strong site and if they find out you're on killjoy
They're gonna literally run you down every time. Okay. What about it? What about a time now? What about a sentinel?
So sentinel is the hard anchor so you go you go hold down a site by yourself
So basically if five people rushing you you're supposed to be able to put in work
Is it crazy if he plays like Cypher something you still have to do the trips?
That's a comedy
Wow
Like if you mess up the smoke yeah, if you put on smoke
We want an entry someone tell me how to make my crosshair smaller. What about oh man? Oh man? Oh, that's the smoke. Okay?
I'll probably end up playing smoke. What about what about any?
Then we just do we're beginner for that. I mean it's all right press primary go to us
In her lines put that at three
This one. Yeah. Yeah, I could play sage. Yeah, yeah
What are most pros do two or three?
uh... before two two is probably the most popular crosshair
uh... what's this one's for this
uh... yeah or but three two two is pretty popular and then
white or red
so well i was already made one
yeah
wapo can you get crosshair?
yeah one four two two
uh... let's you guys share your screen
share my screen
let me know the practice range real quick
Okay. Can you see it? Can you see it? Wait. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So, um, go to primary primary right here. Okay. Yeah. Uh, I'll input. Okay. Score down. Okay. I'll put a white. Do you like red better? Okay. Let's go down. Or no, just put a red. Okay. I think Lacey plays. Yeah.
Cypher Bucky?
I think you play Cypher?
Oh no!
No!
I wanna see my skill level real quick.
Watch my skill level.
Watch my skill level.
I'm sorry about it.
It's Starter.
It's Starter.
It's Starter.
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
Got a band on me that's way better than I think it is.
Can I explain my thought process?
Okay, if we put him on Cypher, he far-dickers a site.
He can just play it as a solo, set up his trips, play for retake and we just 5v5
retake.
Anywhere we go, they're gonna pull you to listen to me play the fight. Oh, you see this
Like we have a really nice anchor. I don't think that I think we have a really nice
Yeah, but 5-5 retake is so hard like no need to be coordinated
Yeah, that's true. If they're if they're boss, you just running
Really solid and then we see how the utility like
I can't change your character's overall.
You can't change your character's midway.
Wait, the Vanderbilt?
If we're doing retake and they have such a small amount of utility,
I swear the retake should be so much better for us.
We can just get four angles.
I don't know, I'm not like creative.
Hit exit or like yeah, and then now press F3.
And then put it to hard on the left.
On hard?
Yeah, and then hit done, and then do it again.
Yo, you said the fandom is better for drag-down
So use the fandom over the Vandal for sure
They shot one
Okay try not to intermediate, try on medium, try on medium.
Oh yeah, the fam is way better bro.
It's so much better bro, it literally feels like a complete different gun.
Cause I can drag down, I can actually drag down.
You can drag down and just do the burst, yeah.
Oh wait, wait.
Whoa, it's working with some here.
Y'all seeing this aim, like oh my god my aim is fucking.
I think my 7-1 is fast.
We could then blow up wait, so we just build a fucking dynasty. Yeah, I don't I don't see it
But did you guys see I was worse than this
I think I think Jinx C or aging has like really strong
How about it people play right now?
This is strong. Yeah
Timmy is good
No, so the thing about Timmy is like but mechanically he's he's pretty good when he's insane
But bro, he's a try hard like this guy will say on the craziest off angles. He'll do the craziest shit
That's the worst
Like super try hard like like he's like, you know
Yeah, like he'll sit on an off angle for 30 minutes just to shoot you in the back. Wait, we're playing to me right now
Wow, yeah, are you sure? I think we're playing I don't think he's
I was radiating where we are. I thought we're playing the other team Joe. Oh
I don't know but right now. I'm on the second it bro right now. I'm like whatever
I
Was when were you when were you reading?
My last brain is what like
Wait, okay, bucky bucky what player do you think I should play I
Well, I gave my thought for a second, but Bob isn't no way more than I haven't played this game in a lot
Okay, honestly, dude, I don't I don't dislike you being a set no like send those not bad
Yeah, okay, so click Cypher. I'm gonna take slick site
Anything I could play I could play I could play or you could play chamber
Yeah, play chamber look cypher's the guy with the white hat right there. Okay. What are his?
So look press Q
Now press Q or press F to donate it cage trigger that's your ability
It's basically a smoke if they walk through it it makes a noise so you could hear somebody's in there press E
That's a camera you just put it on a wall and then you could watch people
I guess I'm a pot. I guess I'm creepy. I'm ego telling everything. I don't know if you left click and shoot
Shoot somebody with that it like darks their location. Yeah
Yeah, it's a hard to learn. Yeah, I don't think it's the play team Lacey
I'm telling you, but I think he knows no not a bad show team Lacey
Just want to say I can hear your comms don't start right now guys listen
Timmy sent you the new code of the new lobby to join or just run the new code
Wait, we're playing against you. Wait, where's the code? It's gonna be in your guys's chat. Timmy just said he sent you
I don't know how but he said he sent it. Wait, where's the whole thing, you know
Where's the host? Oh, I see it. I see it's under is in the chat. I see it. Yeah, like is there a Dallas?
I go like a central it'll know a
Illinois
What's that what's the ping on that be central that'd be central, okay?
Well, wait case I'm gonna invite you
These are all lagging. Yeah, wait, what's your name on on the game so
unorthodoxed
What?
unorthodoxed
Wappos in Wappos in Wappos in
All right guys, what's your name man? Hey, I just want to say before you play. Hey, that's a lot to you guys
Good luck man, good luck good luck.
Hashtag woo, hashtag woo.
Hashtag woo.
Alright, come on.
Yo, I don't give a fuck when I was in the service.
I'm not talking to him, I'm not talking to him.
Yo! Yo!
I'm not giving a right.
Yo, Shackley, Gekko!
Okay, do you know how to play him? That's not a bad shout.
That's not a bad shout at all.
So you gotta pick up those things.
Can you explain what they do to me? Like how do you say that?
So, E, you gotta go pick it up after you throw it.
So, E, you throw that.
I got questions of joy.
Anybody that sees it, it flashes them.
That fucking blinds them.
You're Q, right?
Q.
You throw it at them, and it stuns them.
That's a wingman.
That stuns them?
Yeah, it runs at them, and it fucking jumps at them,
and it stuns them.
Okay.
And then you'll see the Molotov.
Looks like a grenade Molotov.
Look at them, look at them.
They can't run in here.
Yeah, and it blows up and it does more damage too.
That's not a bad shot.
But look, you see how it's on the ground,
you can go and pick it up.
Do you have more people to use this?
Someone said if I throw something in the air,
it blows up or something.
Oh, and then you're old.
Yeah, flash it.
So you're old.
Press X.
Yo, it's my old.
OK, so I'm going to press X.
Yeah.
Now, you run at them, and then you left click,
and left click again to blow up.
So, when you blow them up, it literally takes away their gun and it paralyzes them.
So, if you land that on somebody, it's a free kill. They're paralyzed.
My body requested a joint.
Okay.
Perfect.
And then, look, now practice landing it on them and then left click it again.
You gotta left click it twice to blow it up.
So, if you double left click, it blows it up faster instead of jumping.
Boom. See, you got all of them.
Now if that was a game every single one of those people would be paralyzed can't move for like eight seconds
You're dropping kill them. Okay. Hey, why wait? Why are we doing Virginia, bro? Why the fuck we good of playing on fucking
Cross the country. Chad is that a good player for me?
Fuck it. We'll run it. Okay, but listen your wingman your wingman your cue that we got that stuns
Yeah, if you left-click him he stuns
But if you right-click him and you have the bomb
He runs over to the bomb site and plants for you so it's safe
Wait
Why wait, why are we not
Yeah, that's not fair. Yeah
Central it's gotta be central bro. We're not why are we playing in Virginia?
Yeah, if you have our entire team is a la water fuck when we do that
Well, the reason why we're doing so the reason why I'd assume we're doing Virginia is because they have two European people
Well, he should have drafted two of you players.
Yeah, what?
No, but I agree.
But if we put it on Central or West,
they're going to have like unplayable ping.
They'll be teleporting everywhere.
Okay, he's drafting bad players.
Yeah, that's his ball.
What the fuck?
Or Paul gets another team that has that.
How do I join the game?
No other team.
What's your name?
I think Chicago is fair.
I think Chicago is fair, you know?
My name is Tun Z hashtag 1524.
Okay, I added you.
And then, Bucky, what's your name?
Wait, what's your name?
You know what, I just realized, Timmy, I think Timmy's LA, you know what, let it be a higher
bang.
I'm a Bucky 6384.
Wait, I want to buy a knife.
I want to buy a knife.
I want to buy a knife.
Great, there we go.
I didn't say it like that.
I want to buy a knife.
I didn't say it like that.
Whoa.
Are you, are you, are you, whoa.
Are you back in LA?
You're gonna say it like that.
I want to buy an eye.
I ain't saying it like that.
Are you back in LA?
Yeah.
What's going on?
Me?
Yeah, what's going on?
Nothing.
That's the bird's cleanest Valorant tournament.
Yeah, man.
Wait, so who's gonna be Smokes?
Nothing.
No, nothing.
What not that type of day
Wait guys do I do a full screen exclusive or do I do the one day bro?
They switch full screen exclusive for oh, it's okay. No full screen exclusive is for um
Which windows
Wait
I
Do windowed full screen because I it's easier to alt have because I'm streaming
But if you want more if you want more responsiveness and better frames full screen is the best
Wait, can I show my screen right now or no?
Yeah, but it doesn't make that big of a difference. We're all in here. Um, it it it does like like well
Not no, no, not that big but on the highest level
You you kind of you'd want
All right, yeah
wait so they get to pick if they're defending first they also get to pick the
region and Jinx he got first pick wait
does he go by headshot to the top?
like, do you mean more damage?
hold on
okay so what's going to happen?
what role do we play?
yo do we want to be?
Lacey, Gekko, Bucky, you play whatever you want
hey we want to be defenders right? we want to be defenders right?
well no because I mean if we start attackers and we have a good attack
I like we gonna be clean we don't know me it's gonna be easy um
Bucky you play duelist play whatever the fuck you want
Silky's gonna play chamber right wait do I have to buy my agent?
Or what do you want to play silky neon?
Neon Polly play neon okay or or Phoenix or Phoenix like that play Phoenix. Yeah play neon play Phoenix play it
Bucky, what can you play?
Yeah, he went to the bathroom
Wait, Lacey. Yeah
Did you call me case in I thought they called me case
We could do we could do triple duelists
Raise those raise him. Okay. Yeah play raise play raise we know no no triple duelist fucking I'm telling you
Hey, I'd rather you guys play roles you're coming up, bro. We'll make we'll make it work
I promise you no matter what we'll make it work. I'm just gonna pull in trade this tree
Yeah, no matter what we will make this work. We can do it. We're gonna go crazy
Self-heal self-stun and all for that an extra. Wait, what are we starting to say hold on hold on? I'm getting a character
I'm thinking
Okay, so I'm sorry for saying I'm on bro. I just I'm very bad with names wait no smokes
Wait, what do you guys want to do coin flip you guys want to do coin flip for maps like Lacey
Oh, they see joint. Can you join our call real quick? Lacey like five seconds. Yeah
Oh wait before you do that though. What map do y'all want to play?
Honestly, I the map we have it on right now. It's cool
Yo, this is Tyrone from LA and you're putting us on the East, Bill.
We have two players in Europe, bro.
You chose them.
Yes.
I mean, yeah.
Well, we could do central.
We could do central.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not a bad shout.
It's not a bad shout at all.
Yo, but what maps do y'all want to play?
What map do y'all want to play?
Honestly, I'm not going to be playing that.
Honestly, I'm not going to be playing that.
That map's cool.
I'm not going to be playing that.
What is that?
Yeah, I'm not going to be playing that.
I'm not going to be playing that.
I'm not going to be playing that.
I'm down for a cent. I'm down for a cent.
Hold on. Hold on. Don't start the evening. I gave this bug. Look at this.
Now, about sides.
Do you guys want to tack it?
Yeah.
What map are you looking at?
We don't even know. We were just going to ask y'all.
We were just going to see if we both kick a map and then we flip it
and then we do sides and then flip it.
Honestly, a cent is cool.
A cent is fine.
Real quick question for everybody.
If we're playing like custom matches, do I have to buy my operators?
The entire load is just smaller for you.
Okay, I got to restart my game real quick then.
Worst game play of all time coming up.
I'm not just banned this guy.
Wait, but I think we should stay on E's,
because I don't think it's fair if we're on central.
Because they're like 160 or 170.
Yeah.
So we're all going to have to be on 90.
So now our whole team is going to have to be high ping
because you picked two EU players.
Yes, so we all have to be on 90.
Your team ping is lower than our ping,
even if you guys are on 90.
The person that has low ping is me, and I'm not even good at the game like your best player is not gonna be
I don't know mr. 30 bomb. Yo, uh, let me say this
Yeah, it's kind of the same game though. Let me let me say this bro
Look, we have two players that are literally like 160 170
Please don't beat me up, bro
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like but you know, I'm not I'm not even trying to be a dick. It's like they're like
No, I know you man. I know you man. I know you man because I think if y'all's highest ping is 90
Our highest thing still gonna be 120. You know what I mean?
It's not like that. I would say cuz like you're Timmy Timmy's gonna have low ping and Timmy's the best
Minor team and our best might seem to be like a hundred pain. You know what I mean?
Where's Timmy from? Where's Timmy from? No, Timmy's Timmy lives in LA like that.
Okay, that's just for you. That's just for you. I agree with that. I agree. I thought Timmy was gonna be a good man.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay now for maps. Just one to Ascent. I can tell them
I don't even care. Let's pick
whatever Timmy's worst map is.
What is his worst map? Wait,
Timmy's got a lot of aura over here.
Wow. You guys fear him. I like this.
No, we don't fear. I don't
fear God. It's my love.
Yeah. Come on. Yeah, Lacey.
Ora, Ora, Lacey. Okay.
Invite me.
Uh, I think we're good.
Yo, coin flip for sides, though.
You guys want to attack me or defending?
Well, honestly, I don't really fucking matter let me ask you
Okay, guys, I think we should play yeah, there's depth. Yeah, I'm fine. Why don't we find out the map and then pick
Yeah, I want to get a knife. Yeah, I don't get a cool little knife. Wait, is buying still in rotation. Is that still a map?
I know no, I mean it's it's it's coming here. We're just gonna figure out the map in the side. All right
Not a single knife, holy fuck. I'm fucking right now
Yeah, y'all are warming up
Last pic jc I motivated
You weren't last pic. I think it was sketch, right?
No, it's last round. Oh, yeah, you said last pic though. What was the jelly beam? I
Gotta check it on this day
The speed is different
This one
Oh
This how about stage
That means I got a purchase I gotta spend more money
We're not getting first on it bro stop saying that bro. We're not getting first-rounder winnings tournament
I don't want that mentality right here. I literally bro. These guys are fucking dog shit, bro
They're going to run the laps around these fucking peasants.
Bro, I'll shit on TV.
One V one.
Eddie, you know, now you would, you would, though.
Because you're Lacey, though.
You're Lacey himself.
Yep.
Go up a little classic.
What class are you playing?
Oh, I'm just going to go clove.
Wait, Chad, we're the nurse to clove.
Spending more money.
I'm just going to.
But how much money are you spending on a game?
I just spent a hundred dollars for what?
To get to get a bundle.
He wants to look swaggy, he wants to look swaggy, then I'm going to swaggy.
He just made it back in one eye blank. You're good.
Bro, and then I buy the points and it doesn't let me buy the bundle. I'm actually going to get annoyed.
Stop telling me I need to spit. Yo.
Wait, is everyone playing at the same time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, Jimmy is here.
How am I a stage?
Tell me how this works.
I have 10,000 valorant points.
The collection is 8,700.
I press buy and it doesn't let me buy.
How the fuck is that my fault?
This weak ass fucking game.
Tells me I need to buy more points.
I
See
We should just um coin flip if they want to pick map or side. Oh
Timmy just again
This guy yeah, okay
uh wait so do you guys want heads or tails what do you guys want heads tails
heads or tails all right hey Bernard how's it going can you flip a coin heads or
tails
hey I'm doing well all right let's flip it heads or tails it's tails you're gonna die
okay so see do you want you want to pick the yeah mapper side guys we want
We'll pick the side. We'll pick the side.
I don't even want to choose the map.
Alright, I don't want to pick the map.
Profit of the map doesn't matter.
Alright, so we'll pick the map. You guys get the side.
What map do you want to pick?
Guapola, let me pick.
Let's go back up and talk about that.
What? Wait, what?
Okay, depending on their map, we'll pick the side.
Because I know every map and I know...
Do you guys want to start?
Dude, do you guys want to start the strong side or start the weak side?
Strong strong
I'm not a good executioner those and I saw like to start
Yeah, I do like to finish strong
Or all on Raina basically gives you infinite works and you turn invisible when you need and you go faster
Let me go up. Oh, yeah, why does your game key crash and I can't happen in the tournament? No, no, no
I I was buying points. So I had to restart it
No, if a crashing tournament we have pause we can pause there's type of
Wait, all it customs. Yeah, wait, you can upgrade your guns
Yeah, but you have to buy a radio night. You have to buy a different current and they do like more damage in sheet
No, no, no, no, it just makes it look cooler
What do you mean?
What do you mean, Glopo?
Upgrading your gun?
Yeah, upgrading the gun, I never heard of that.
Oh, with Radionite?
There's different levels to guns.
You could give animations and sounds.
Oh, I know you're talking about them.
Wait, I just realized, if Timmy picks Breeze, we're f-
Wait, Timmy is the type of motherfucker to pick Breeze.
Why? Is that bad?
My god dude there's some maps in this game that are just fucking aids and do Timmy's the type of guy to like
No, but I'm telling you
Like oh my god
I don't even know how you get to the screen.
Yo guys, the map is Icebox.
What side do you want to attack?
We're defending.
What's Icebox?
What's that?
Tell me Icebox.
Icebox.
Let's go.
Attack.
Attack.
You guys want to attack?
Okay.
We get defense.
All right.
Good luck, man.
Good luck.
Good luck.
I don't even know if I heard about Icebox.
Icebox is a tag side, bro.
Icebox is AIDS.
Icebox hasn't even been in rotation for like fucking years.
Yo, guys, little question here.
How does it seem he had 59 ping when he's a sense?
He probably has some super Uber, dooper, fucking wide guy.
You gotta understand, he's a gamer, gang.
Wait, bro, is Gekko even good on us?
Wait, no, bro.
K-Song, make sure you leave your firing range
so we can start.
We're about to start, guys.
Good luck to you.
Come on, let's go.
Best of luck to y'all.
Wait, dude, I can't play clove.
I have to run Viper.
OK.
Oh, my God.
It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. All right. So who do I play? Who do I play? Who do I play?
Do you want me to play Sage? Do you want me to play Sage?
No, yeah. Now do. Now we need a Sage too.
I'm not sure. I don't play Sage.
I can play Sage. I can play Sage.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Cause Sage is like one of the most important.
Bro, honestly just do you guys. We can make sure to shake.
We can make sure to shake.
I just played Zed, right?
Yeah. Play whatever you want to play.
Okay.
I'll just opt for Sage if it gets bad.
Wait is this like an OG map?
This is yeah. Bro, this map hasn't been in rotation since like,
30 years this is best for us because like when I was immortal this map this was like the main map
So who do I play who do I play this map a lot?
Loki you should just play
Anything bro
What do you what character do you know?
No, no, so you play whatever you want sure yes
We don't know, play gecko?
But bro, when you send the bomb in, don't send the bomb in until we're ready, because
bro, if you send the bomb in, make it literally shoot the thing and bomb's out in the open
and we're fucked.
Okay.
Is that the outside of the chamber?
No, no, no, go whatever you want, literally that's where we're going to go.
I
Phoenix this map is not good for Phoenix because his flash is like there's a lot of
Wait, I can't take my character. No, you can't
Oh god
Wait, no, this is like a fucking pro-com
Yeah, I fucking hope not
Do I buy here or no?
What do you say, right?
Bye, bye, bye.
Listen, OK.
Buy your wingman and armor.
So buy your Q and armor.
OK.
What does my Q do again?
What does my Q do again?
Classic in my armor.
No, no, no.
You should buy your heal and ghost.
OK, son.
Heal and ghost are banded.
Wait, should I have the bomber now?
Yeah, you should have the zombie bomb still.
And my Q plants it, right?
Where do I go?
Where are we going for some?
and then you right click on the bomb site
and then you
it was gonna be, it can be, it can be, it can be.
They will be, they will be.
Make sure, make sure, make sure, make sure, make sure.
Wait, wait, wait, just walk, just walk, just walk.
That's cool.
Nice.
What the fuck, Bogo?
Give me that, give me that, give me that.
Going up.
I hear him rotating, I hear him rotating.
Oh, my God.
Come, come, come, come, come, plant.
Right click right here.
Right click my thing.
It's fine, give up.
The wingman's planting.
Oh.
Left side, you go first, you go first.
He's one and three, oh mid one, so stop peeking, just hide now.
Wait, wait, wait, I go next, I go next.
I see, just play off their contact.
He cleared me.
Playoff gift, Kason's contact.
Yo, what is my game doing?
Wait, what do I buy here Guapo?
Can we call Pawn?
Can we text Pawn?
Still keeps your shit full?
I'll just half buy
Make sure, oh fuck
Just buy armor and your wingman
It's like when I go to the front
Or I go up
It times out
This is us
And then you guys, you guys should rush A
Okay
Okay, come on
I like, oh I'm a dumbass
Hey, but we gotta get comms like mid-round and shit
Yeah, I'm just gonna
No, let's be good now
Close this third they won't be they won't be they know they know
They know that you know, it's not one side side. They're probably stacked a close
That's back to on the
Oh my god it now he's playing
You got this case on call.
Last player standing.
All right, no worries,
save me a drop.
I've lost that last one.
Okay, okay, we haven't even put a gun run yet, so.
So good, so good, so good, what I think they're doing.
Okay, so they're walling B off immediately, like, immediately.
So the thing is, if we don't break this wall B, then they're just gonna all
Every time do I fall by here also?
Yeah, yeah full by full armor or Phantom or whatever anything, bro
I genuinely think we rush B like I truly I truly my heart delete will just walk up here and just
I
With our wall, yeah, you can't hold on let me let me walk first
Is somebody close
Okay, we should just take
I'm holding a rotate, one's dead.
I'm on top.
I mean, if you want me to play, I'm going to kill you, man.
What?
I can't beat that.
I killed him.
I'm going to get that.
I'm going to get that.
I'm going to get this.
He's topside.
We're just chill.
Oh my fuck.
We got to just chill.
I'm 1HP.
Yeah, I'm a perfect kill.
Hold on.
I was trying to go for a V-Ender on the fly.
I'm taking the air.
Oh yeah, come on.
Can you play?
Can you play?
I'm playing.
I'm playing.
One more outside.
I said I said the little shittering one enemy
Remaining nice
I'm gonna be back side
Let's go
Let's go
That's what we do
That's what we do
That's what we do
So I'm telling you B is fucking
That shit is fucking cake over there
That shit is cake
That shit is candy
You just point it with the wall every fucking time
That shit is candy
Take candy for a baby over there on B
That's what you're every time
Yeah sir
Slap that baby and take this candy
Come on
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go
He's gonna be op-ing and we don't really have we need to flash him off every angle
We have three flash characters this month. We should be blind
Listen
There's literally watch this I think we just fucking rush B
Fighting on the wall
Oh no
Spike found B. They're playing three there. Let's say who's just going we should go
I didn't mean to do that. I actually press my
Personals for my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I know what to do. I know what to do
I
Put on okay, listen
Raina our case on if you flash here Lacey if you throw your flash here as well
Listen, if we swing be all of us and spray down the stage
I throw my flash in the air right throw your flash right away right away right away
Yeah, everybody swing with your gun right now
Just run swing with your gun and then just shoot the wall down and kill everybody you want to play. Let's play
You don't have another flash.
I don't have another flash.
No one.
I'm on that wall up.
One's back. Back.
I got somebody.
I got one.
Okay, so you have the ball, I can't send it, I can't send it to the shithereens.
Calm bro, calm.
Okay, when my wall goes up, okay, look at my ping.
Right here, top site is the only angle they have on us.
I'm gonna wall up.
You can either be in the open or top site.
When I wall up, we double swing.
Ready?
I'm gonna wall up.
Okay, everyone swing, swing swing.
I think that's better.
We should walk up, we should take the space.
And then try it right.
Oh my god
Oh my god
Run Run A
Run A? Run A
Run A bro, oh my god, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine
You only have 20 seconds to plant though
You need to push in the spawn I think, Phoenix
Do I have to plant? Do I have to plant?
I don't know, fuck, I don't know
to get there you gotta run 10 seconds left go find them oh shit
you gotta kill us so yeah running I'm so you're running I'm so no I'm not
sure I'm okay well he was there
I said
Asks questions they can you say go go?
Yeah, I asked the question was two seconds really would not have made a difference. I should have planned them on there
We should just stay down fall them. We should just fall them. Yeah, not me. Yeah, retrospect with me
But also I mean
Walking because it's fucking to me. I'm not trying to fucking eat child. No, no low-key low-key walking is the right play because if you walk
Oh, you're flashing. We're flashing. We're flashing
I think we just just chill for a bit but that
Maybe we just play slow, okay listen right now B is walled B is walled so they're probably all playing a
We gotta watch
Let's go fight them with the Digo on the right side of the wall.
Oh my god.
Yo Bucky, come get this man.
I killed him.
You want to go A?
One more on site.
We could go A.
Goodbye.
Let's go A.
I'll call the 10.
I have my little sitter.
You ever fight? You ever fight? Yeah?
There you go, just save me, just save me, save me.
No, no, no, let me hold it, let me hold it, let me hold it, let me hold it.
Okay.
Come on, let's go!
I'm with you. I'll show you how it works.
Back, back, back! Oh, bombs on me!
Oh, fuck me, spike down, okay.
I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna use my, I'm gonna use my, oh, I'm gonna play my...
I think she's after us.
Play it, play it.
I'm sitting Jen.
I'm playing for the person.
Nice!
That's what we do!
That's what we do!
That's what we do!
Holy fuck you play
Should we just rush a like fuck be
Do that is like
IGL and make the calls. Yes, I think we need one IGL
You just got to like just make the call
Second guessing shit
Just
I'm gonna send my little shit or in the way I have my I have my own I forget what it does though
Everybody just rush a what you want to do is you want to get into this part to all and then
one enemy remember
that's his uh
maybe backside maybe backside maybe our backside
nah i heard him like
no he's in his spot he's in his spot he's in his spot
i think i heard him
he's always gone he's always gone he's always gone
i think he's in kitchen which is right here
play together play together and trade each other
trade with me
I'm watching the bomb, y'all.
I think it's hiding the yellow flag from someone, it's probably the yellow crate.
Let's just come back, you're gonna die to bomb.
Come run to us.
You're definitely the yellow crate.
Bro, wait, wait, if he saves his gun, wait, oh wait, does he have an AWP?
Is that why he's saving him?
Yeah, just let me give up on your mom so can you love
Bobo play listen, I think the same thing bro. He's gonna op a they saved enough. He's an op a yeah
Yeah, so many I just quick get him that round a he's gonna play a
I think I think I like the man. I think I fight me. Let me take the angle man. Okay, but okay
Yeah, but aren't they just watch it. So let's go. Let's go a just come in okay, and then just flash everything
Just throw your flashes everywhere
I need to find my word.
I shielded me with a rebar shield.
Right, careful, nice smoke.
Throw my little shitter up.
Backside, just play backside.
I'm going in.
What's up, landed?
Huh?
He's on top.
He's on top.
Nice! Timmy's low, Timmy's low. Timmy's on A, the other one's...
Fuck, no, I don't know where he is.
We're back at L.A.C., can you just run L.A.C.?
You can't go that way, just run to them. Beautiful. Good job.
You can get to be very easily on the solution, what up?
You could cut noise and then trucks walk back up ahead.
I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do that.
Yo, K-Sum, go back.
K-Sum, you have to go back. I don't know.
Watch out for me.
my does case I'm pushed through mid here let me know let me know I think I
will walk on the water man I think they are having a place to just live
guys here once you're once you're a
don't think we have a bomb playing yeah
they some kills it's gonna come at you shoot it
She left
I think we just like hard hit a
I just lost my aim do it to Timmy I should have killed him
Let's do it again. Let's do it again.
Watch this!
I'm up on top already.
He's close, he's close, chamber close.
Can we take it out? I'm gonna take it out.
Here, let's go, let's go.
Wait, last round someone flanked.
It's stacked here, bro. Can we speak?
It's stacked. Nice, you killed.
I'm playing here, playing here buddy.
He's playing top, playing top, top flat, top flat.
Come on bro, come on bro
Shit
Let's just keep bro. Keep slamming egg. They can't do shit. They can't do shit
Timmy's definitely gonna have a counter eventually though. Yo, the amount of enemies blinded I'm having bro is like
When he does many rounds is possible because pistol is gonna be difficult
We're gonna go to the rocks.
No AP. No AP.
What is there?
He peeked there. He peeked there.
He took it off.
What was that?
Up the way.
Somebody's there.
Close left, Jet, and then top left.
I hear the flank.
I have the back side, okay?
One's right to my left.
He jetted?
I
Did this yo my sound a
Okay
We're good we're gonna take it off you get these next two rounds and pistol round bro. We're good
Okay, we get free we get free kills men and then we have to we have to get to me off of uh, what are you doing?
We should keep going a keep going a let me let me play perfect like um can you can somebody sit and watch the a push don't go too far
I'm gonna sit and listen on B. I have my alt too. I don't know. Wait, we're soft playing a we're soft playing here
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just slow slow a you want to play let's play
Let's play
Can we get the bomb you can probably grab it what one minute one minute one minute right here, that's fine
Can you can somebody grab the bomb can somebody grab the bomb
I
Wasn't fully over peaking you can probably grab it really quick
Like be we should go hit be
Let's go come come come. I kill I tell you the three of us. Let's go be okay back
You run back to the can you guys go first
Yeah, if I could get if you go hold me down while I get work
Yeah
I have a bomb, I have a bomb, I have eyes on bombs, so I'll tell you now, keep the bomb.
One's kitchen, keep the bomb.
Close up to me, close up to me, close up to me.
I'm watching kitchen big, camping kitchen, peeking kitchen, is that a bombing?
What's up there, I'm on a flash.
Watch your eyes.
They're saving, they're saving, I'm saving up.
up we try to get out if you can't face yo he's one shot JC one shot do I die
he's dead when they saw him
last round in the half bro let me go let me kill Mitchell I killed mid four rounds
okay back in the last round yeah switch by out
Yeah, if we if we're up seven five is that good or no is that good like on attacking it was that bad
Where y'all want to go here
Through kitchen go through kitchen fight them from kitchen over
Like a flasher up if you want
I'm off over
Ben?
I won't even know I'm here.
I know, that's a no!
Blankings!
Attackers spawned.
No!
Nice weapon.
Last player standing.
No!
They both have bomb.
They're both gonna be on bomb.
I
Just stood there, where we threw a fucking seagull at me, dude, buddy through a fucking seagull at me
That's what you're all
Yo see through it's hard to pay for the action fucking seagull at me. What is that?
It's a flash so it blinds you um okay now. There's gonna be tough bro. We're gonna have a lot of gaps
I'm making a lacy play. I'm making a lacy play. I'm playing with a shot. I'm gonna play super close angle
But no listen. No, they're gonna flush you out. They have too much you know, they have too much sky
Bro, we there's so many gaps. I'm gonna have to hard hold B
Somebody's gonna have to literally probably but
Bucky somebody might have to take mid cuz he's gonna take that he's gonna lurk
bro he's gonna go mid I guess to the corner I'm in I'm gonna play I'm gonna
put this a cold on okay and then two people should play a someone else should
do it I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I
There's one B, one B.
There's one B, one B.
There's one B.
There's one B.
There's one B.
There's a lot B.
It's Siv's B.
Come and be, come and be.
Be with the possible mid-plane.
Yep, yep, yep.
B, B, B, B.
Oh.
Tell me.
No.
Fuck.
Careful now.
Come on.
Hey, Doc.
Oven's one.
Ready?
Watch out!
Watch out!
You flashed him out.
Nice.
Stop one!
Stop one!
I'm out. Nice. Stop one. Stop one.
Somebody's there. I'm on the flank. I'm on the flank.
Stay alive. Stay alive. I'm on the flank. I'm on the flank.
Oh, there you are.
I'm planted.
One's under you, Lacey.
To the right.
Got him. Nice.
Nice.
Heal.
No, he's right there.
He's the last player standing.
Fuck.
Heal with you.
One enemy remaining.
I should heal.
Should have healed bro
Are we buying or rebuying saying we should save we should save
I'm gonna walk up. I'm trying to get aggressive here
I should have got more this past be fast be
You're gonna get trapped anyways, you can just go fast. Yeah, I just break this dress
Oh my god. Go left, go left, go left, go left, go left. Yep.
Spike planted.
Yeah, once he's sniping, he's sniping.
Give a flash, Lacey. You can just chuck that bitch.
Flanked him! Got him!
Oh, shit.
Bro, the Simi unit is too good. Holy fuck.
We're gonna have money.
These two guys are great! It's the only shit.
No, we're letting them get our head. It's fine. We're gonna be asked to ask.
We lost Crystal and turned around the last time.
We have money now. We have money now.
Yo, does my wingman defuse? Does my wingman defuse, too, or does he just plant?
Anybody?
I don't understand your question.
Like my wingman, I can send him in to plant. Can I send him in to defuse?
No, you can't. No.
What's that saying?
Oh, yeah, you can't. No, you can't. You can't. You can't. You can't.
So I'm tripping. I'm tripping.
I understand the question.
Oh, we're good.
Dude, they're walking in the stacks. We just gotta play it. We're gonna play our site.
None of you.
A B.
Maybe it's a push or a man.
Yeah, we might just have to start that.
You want to play?
Let's replay.
Let's just go A.
B, B, B, B, B.
Wait, do they call them back?
Wait, they might have called them back.
Nah.
Nah, I still hear B.
Wait, somebody pass through?
Holy fuck a mess
Where's he where's he where's he?
He should be get him out get him out get him out get him out
Yeah, he's here
Watch me watch me watch me
We have to overrun do you know harvest haven't opera something killed like five people running it's pretty hard
I can't even get a fucking shot out of here.
I'm talking to someone.
Hey, no, though.
You can't really.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, you got a flank or you can walk up the flank.
I'm good for a tough.
I'm good for a tough.
I can't do anything.
Am I going A? Am I going A off the plane?
Yeah.
Oh, like, wait.
Wait, K-zone, where are you going?
I was in mid, bro.
What do you mean?
I didn't even know that.
He's in the last player stand.
Last player stand, bro.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Nice having curse, nice having curse.
What do you want me to do there?
Hold it, hold it.
I'm not like gang, they walked right through here because I'm holding this for him.
Listen brother, I had all men.
It's fine, it's fine.
I thought you got it.
I didn't get I didn't get out of my back
Do like the fuck
Hey
Papa
I
Hits me for 50
I'm down
enemies
Come on bro we got this shit come on bro. Come on. Let's go
Little momentum switch here boys. We need to drop. I'm good. I'm good
I'll still roll Steve vibes good bro
Do we do it again?
Yeah, we're talking amazing
We're doing good
What do you think of rounds bro?
Let's go, we got this bro
So
I'm up up
I don't hear footsteps
I hear you
I hear you
I hear you
Get out of my way
I think
Saw you boss
Nice holy shit that's him it's time to dance in I'm playing outside
I'm talking so I'm talking so I'm gonna jump up
I'm gonna anchor me what you can suck it I'm gonna anchor me no I have the cross
Put the fuckers down
You're office to office to
Lacy good. Okay. Okay. I'm picking it with you
dead
Spike down mid mom
He checked he checked. Fuck him. Oh, it's here. Oh, man. I mean nice
Last one has zero kills fucking run. I don't know what that TV was on that bar
I
pick it's easy to set the fk and then he's gonna send jinx out today just don't
pick up your top lap
I'm gonna be
you know
I don't hear anything now
I don't know you you come back to us
yeah I don't know how to make this up
you want to play let's play
oh no
maybe they're slow playing
yeah he's playing
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
just careful he might awp
He's literally just sitting top a plaque with it up. I guarantee you it. I peeked it every now
That's the one right there. Yeah, yeah, we have some of it
Just keep jiggling the right cuz you might peek with off so don't
Yeah, hey, oh, I'm gonna get flushed out. All right
Oh
No, how do that smoke
I'm fine. Okay. Okay
Okay, it's okay boys, we're right here, bro, we're right at the finish line
I don't have money. I don't have money.
Wait, I can buy you, Bacopo.
No, no, no. I mean, I don't have money to buy. I don't have money to buy you.
Can you light armor? No, no, light armor. Lacey, press the light armor, and then request to buy.
Case on, right click a gun. Right click a gun, and then Lacey buy for him on the left.
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
Nothing's up here.
one could be lurking careful they haven't planted yet watch for your back
go get him buddy
I'll take him in
the wingman's down
I'll see the wingman as of now unless he push through
it could be going A
there could be somebody already through it
he's in kitchen he's in kitchen
you really going A?
I don't know
Got to me got to me got to me got to me. Okay, wait, wait, Lacey. Yeah, one's in there 30 seconds left. Yes
I wouldn't need your plan
Everyone you should you should go wide out. They're both there Lacey. They're both can be your left. They can only be
Okay, this is okay. Listen. He's gonna go top-clat top-clat on a with an app and play for the pick and then they're gonna slow walk a beat or slow walk a bit
We're gonna dog out a wall Kimmy holds with an out in place for the peak
You want to wait wait wait you can peek him if you want so can you want to peak peak top flat with up
And I do a few from bottom. Yeah. Hey kills bitch ass
Hey, man
I'm peeking under you.
One B.
Huh?
Well, they're good.
They're good.
They're good.
He's probably off into the...
Right here.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Go be
So just so I planted
They're gonna be on site
Fucking where you're open fuck
You might have one flash item 60, I'm thinking from the right
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's still man, it's still man, it's still man, it's still man.
I don't know what that means.
No, no, no, no.
Right there, right there.
There you go.
Beautiful.
Come on, motherfuckers.
You fucking go.
Come on, team.
The fucking shit.
Nice foot.
Let's fucking go.
One more, one more.
One more, one more.
One more, one more.
They don't have money and they have one more, guys.
Let's go.
They're fucking poor.
Hold on, where are you from?
You're gonna go and they have no money, eh?
Bro, they're going to go to try to get the orb on A
What's for seeds for his res and then Timmy's just gonna play for a kill and then it's played a save or they might want jet knives
No, they're gonna play they're gonna play for his for illicit res and then let
Timmy's just gonna team is gonna like peak or something and they're gonna play for the yo, I'm going for a pick
I'm praying for a pick
They smoke I don't hear anything be I mean I hear I hear one a at least
I'm going to peek it.
No.
I'm going to peek it.
No, I got it.
I'm rotating.
I'm going in the end.
Get him, wingman.
Okay.
Stop it.
Fall out.
Up and away.
Are you from right here?
On top?
Are you on the last?
Oh, shit.
He glided me.
Huh?
I'm going to top.
You're on top?
You're on top?
You're on top.
You're on top.
You're on top.
You're on top.
What is on top?
Enemies, you will not kill me!
Right, Jinxie?
Stay down, stay down!
Enemies, you are safe!
Nice!
Run him, run him!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Go, go, go, go, go!
One of four, one of four, one of four, one of four!
You gotta dab him, dab him!
You can move him, you can move him!
You can move him, you can move him!
Right, Jinxie?
Shoot him, shoot him in the fucking face!
You're not far, man, just shoot him!
Yes!
You're fusing, Jinxie!
Bye bye, Jinxie!
Bye bye, Jinxie!
Bye bye, Jinxie!
Bye bye, Jinxie!
Bye-bye, bye-bye, first round in your tournament, bye-bye, bye-bye, Dixie, bye, say goodbye!
Fucking tall motherfuckers, motherfuckers, let's do it!
Yeah!
First round in his old fucking tournament!
Oh my god, I'm so good. Oh my god, I'm so good about that. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit, dude. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god, I can't believe we just came back and won.
That's the best team besides us.
I'm gonna do this.
Gwapo, Gwapo just spanked on Gwapo.
First round in his own tournament.
Gwapo, Gwapo, Gwapo just spanked on Gwapo.
Oh my god, dude.
First round in his own tournament.
Gwapo, Gwapo, Gwapo.
Oh my god, Gwapo.
Gwapo came with 30.
Gwapo came with 30.
I got so hot in that second half it was insane bro, and you were like solo you were like solo on site
He's not gonna give us nine ever again. I know he won't
Let's like so he's way better than that. No, I'm saying
I gotta
Oh my god, you know
No, no, what I would say much case I said if you hold me right and nobody
You gotta be down 15k.
Like every team I picked just sucks.
Every team I picked just fucking sucks.
Weep way outside.
Look how busy they are bird.
Keep your turning heads.
Moment.
Get it up and look.
Rims up.
Tiffin' in.
Doesn't come.
Nice.
Push it.
Push it.
Come on Illinois.
Come on.
It's because I wasn't watching.
That's why Illinois was losing
It won! What?! How did it fuck the refs? I'm going to do a line.
It's a good one.
Shot clock at 10.
Caravan with denial and a noxious out of bounds with 6 to shoot.
Get complete coverage of the NCAA Division 1 Women's National Championship
between South Carolina and UCLA on mcaa.com.
Demory did not let Wagler get the ball back.
That is king of forcing deep on the floor.
Wagler, shot clock is walking down.
is going to get called for the
foul.
So that's number two on the
UConn Big, Terris Reed Jr.
Maybe the most important player
for UConn can't afford to give
up a silly foul that far away
from the basket.
So a pair out there, shot
clock would winding down in
Illinois half.
I do not have ass stains.
What is Illinois doing?
It's a foul!
He's on top of him!
He's got to suck.
Yo, these rats are, these rats are dead ass on E...
Yo!
Pilot went 33 and 11?
Why did Pilot lie about his skill level?
Yeah, it looked like an old
lay right there. He's kind of
let him go. Just missed the
layup. He's got to be careful
with three fouls on
Mirkovic. Mirkovic out of
Montenegro. Like, I just can't
get a win. I just can't get a
win.
Caravan adds to the
I'm a piece of shit. I'm a fat piece of shit. Every team I know. I'm 2 and 14 in March Madness.
Do y'all understand what that means?
bounce the ball off his foot
bounce the ball off his foot
bounce the ball off his fucking foot
Holy sh... I mean
Mirkiewicz with a free ball bang bang that's what we do
Come on Illinois don't let me down
Maybe a little lie bet on Illinois?
Chad what do y'all think?
A little lie bet on Illinois?
What did Jason Louser do?
What did Jason lose to?
They have 11 seconds to work with.
Swing it, Mullins.
Nice board, go!
Push the ball to the fucking floor!
Tell him Lacey's watching!
Watch Joe Barts Vod?
You got us one of six.
Tell him Lacey's watching!
Alright.
help will find Mirkovic back in draws attention
either sense gotta come down with that you little bitch
get to the head demory the transfer from georgia over the ball
he's got a great lot of find on that first court pass
can't get away what happened in joseph on dude look it's ascended oh maybe with more than a
Very surface level interpretation you're going. Oh, he's talking about Nemo. Nemo is not our top right
I didn't know because everybody's user names fatten chopped
fucking
Muncher 45 like we just have random ass user names. So I don't know who anyone is
So I'm just going hey like, you know, it ain't that deep. It's not that deep, bro
This is the thing. I've been a sore loser since I was fine
I would cry why are you a tomato bitch shut the fuck up you know life loser
Shut up shut up
Here's the thing I would cry when I was five when I would lose uno
Look at the veins popping out of his arms the game of memory. I'm a sore loser
I hate losing it pisses me off. I have a high cortisol spike when I'm losing
Vibes are real low. So some other shit that pisses me off immediately gets me going. That's how it works
Right, that's all it is. I'm not mad at Ron in the sense of like they wiped us
I was just like bro. We're losing we're getting pub stomped. I asked you a question and now we're just rage baiting like
That's all I was saying obviously you didn't have a game chat working. That's fine. Wait Ron got lays. How does that?
How
But it's just like bro, there's a level of like you could tell I'm pissed off just answer my question like
Just answer my question right like it's really worth the clip to just be annoying like I guess it is but
Skettie thinking of the three
Say the same thing you did gassler just rage made it
But that's what I'm saying like I understand I raise me people people rage bait me and that's a big part of the content
Like when we hop on a call and motherfuckers tell me to moon land it's fake obviously the rage-baiting me
It is content to rage bait Joe Bart. That is the goal of a lot of these group calls. It's to rage bait
Bro, I'm asking a real-ass question, and I'm just getting wrong answer. What was he asking?
It's just annoying. We would have lost either way. I get that I drafted a bad team
I also didn't do great myself. I didn't know that skite and
and fucking Stompin were level three.
And Stompin's my second pick and he's a hundred
and fucking twelve things.
You know, I drafted bad.
I thought I drafted great.
I was confident as hell I locked.
Wait, what did Joe, what did Joe, what was Joe asking?
He thought Lays was silver, seven for two.
I fucking owned, I owned your entire team
besides Pilots, Pilots actually off Adderall
and every fucking performance drug possible.
What?
Wait, so, hold on.
So, Lay's got added to the draft late?
Wait, who's Ron's team?
Can you give me the code?
Can you give me the code?
Can you give me the code?
Can you give me the code?
Can you give me the code?
Keep it a go, Ty.
YBG, Laze, and Nemo.
So Ron got all of his valerant immortal mods.
How does that even happen?
Poppy, Poppy.
One large prodigo, bro.
Poppy, what did you do today?
Poppy, what did you do today?
Did I eat?
Of course, guys.
You don't mind me asking, you know?
I had noodles today.
Do we beat Ron's team or no?
I'm just waiting for him.
But Joe, what is fun?
Why are you looking at Chad?
If I look at Chad, it's like,
if I look at Chad, bro,
I'm gonna see my social security number, bro.
It's like facts.
You know, I'm not talking about negative.
Good luck to you and your team, bro.
I'm dipping, dude.
Thank you.
Have a good rest of your day.
Are you there, Rick?
No, you ain't getting that fucking deal.
Oh my fucking god.
How's everyone on my team?
I'm so confused.
We're playing with their kids.
Oh my god.
That's what you said to me?
And like obviously Ron's team would have won the game if he didn't do that. I'm not an idiot
But that's unsportsmanlike that's fucked up. Who did that shot?
Who's the one who ran into their car on a 1v1 and yell that's like
Probably why we did or wrong if I had to guess why be yet. Okay figured. He's banned from all future tournaments
I'm sorry. You can't run into someone's call
Like he can play this tournament sure
He's yeah, somebody's call in the middle of the one-way one. It's just about respect
It's game time don't go on top of that you already know you have a better team
Why are you doing it?
Choco!
Choco!
We're gonna be a knight!
We're gonna be a hero!
Take it again!
You're banned?
I don't want to venture any info.
Who are we playing?
Are we up right now?
Hey, everyone, we're down 11.
Who do we play?
It's sunny out.
I can't do anything about it, bro, until the sun goes down.
Bro.
Wait, so Joe was mad because Ron said Laze was diamond
and Laze is actually immortal?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm being pissed, too.
I'm being pissed, too.
That's literally not fair.
It's the same thing Archie and Yugi did.
Bro, Jinx is going to stop letting people, like, just like, you know what, Bro, Jinx
is going to stop letting these other creators, like, just lie to him about these tournaments.
There's not, it's for fun.
It's a streamer tournament.
I didn't even see lays in the draft pool.
He wasn't.
So there was a secret immortal in the draft pool that only Ron knew about.
I feel bad for a jinxie.
the next round I think right now yo yo yo I think we're gonna play right
hello hello
hey where's bucky at yo what's good gentlemen yo yo up Lacey what's a case
son are you doing brother are we hopping on the ultimate?
um no
is guapo here?
check out brother the fuck you and his car man
uh hey i don't want you to have a truck there hold on a second
guapo how you feeling brother?
i'm feeling good bro
you feeling good?
yeah
you want to make a little deal?
i agree whatever the terms are bro deal
but you're that confident?
that confident yeah bro what did you go your last game don't worry about it yeah
I'm coming to play I saw there is to it son the difference is bro we eliminated
the best team you just went against some fucking scrubs last game and your
heads because of it bro listen I did the best on my team I team MVP sure
sure bro cool but you drop 28 kills that game if that was me I would have
But I dropped like 26 kills. I was on 80 ping jackass
Joe adjo
Listen
You're the leader of your team
So boys it looks like we're on the same page here
How do I make this about me guys yes, here's the thing bro, um, I'm gonna check out the clip. It's not a big deal
If nobody wants to be it's fine
Yeah, no, I know how do I make this about me all right. Well, yeah, I think we're good guys
I think we're good. We got a little hash down. Okay. I'm very upset
Like one round I was just like
But you know what Joe? Maybe I should be banned
No guys, okay. Yes
What yeah, what I'll say like if it was up to me because Joe I don't give a fuck if
YBG did that like to me. I would probably get in man, but if you don't want him to be bad
I wouldn't care
Because that shit would piss me off to another
Let's do a charity stream together, bro.
We ain't gonna do a charity stream with me.
Let's do it, bro. Let's hash this out with a charity stream.
Let's see who can raise more money.
Okay. I think I can raise more money than you would raise.
Okay, so let's do it, bro.
Let's do a charity stream.
We can do a little battle, charity. You know what we can do?
Next time you go to charity stream, let me know.
I'll put a link to it and we'll see who can raise more.
See, guys, this is the beautiful ending, y'all.
This is the beautiful ending. I want drama!
I want to see them fight!
I want a middleman all-time.
What?
Hold some moments like this.
Yes, bro. Hold some moments, guys. This is what it's all about, man.
Look, I lost in the first round, too, Joe. You know what I mean?
I can't even make it past the first round.
Oh, I lost in CS 118. I wanted to win CS. That may be...
Wait, Rob, are you in your semis game right now?
I'm about to play against Gruda.
All right, bro. Well, good luck to you, man. Good luck, bro.
Thank you. And Joe, I love you, bro.
Is that his AG's team? No, no, no.
It's just a game. We're all having fun. It's a smile. It's a beautiful
I'm gonna say
At the end of the day the day got a hand, bro
I'm sure that
Type and incident well guys hey, thank you guys for playing man, and I love y'all bro. All right. Good luck Ron Joe
Thanks for playing. I also lost
All right peace guys peace
All right, let's keep watching this brawl. I don't think the reps want like I just love the real like
passion of Joe Vardra. Like I have to do it. I have FaceTime, Jynxie. Yo, if the other
teams are starting a FaceTime, it's time for me to make this about me.
Yo, knock in the lab, bro. I think Ron should be banned.
Well, the player in question of being banned, not from today, but from future events is why don't you?
I know, but I think we change it to Ron.
I don't really know, I don't think Ron, I don't think Ron did any wrong.
Yeah, I think we've been wrong from future events for a few years.
Yo bro, get in your semi's game bro, where you the fuck up?
First round, dude, you got first round in my B!
Yo, we ready to play?
Don't check my stream, Stokey.
Don't check your stream, why is that?
Don't.
You know what that means, I'm literally gonna check your stream now, alright?
Wait, who are we waiting on to join the game?
Bucky?
What's up?
What the fuck are you watching?
Are we ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Is this even allowed on Twitch?
It's allowed.
Okay.
I'm in.
I'm in.
So this is like an IMVU character?
Yo.
Yo, she's dead.
Okay, so we have Kaisi, Hivai, Rodong, Anil.
I'm not sure.
I don't know. I'm not sure.
Wait, why am I actually intrigued?
Wait, oh, man, I was trolling.
Okay, go ahead and type them.
Wait, why is Lacey on the other team?
I'm not.
Lacey, join our team.
I'm on your team.
He's not on your team.
Oh, Zempick is agent, my brother.
Oh, my name is not Osempick.
That's not me.
That's not me.
That's not me.
That's not me.
$15,000 for what fucking Illinois losing this is so sad oh yeah now you got the
fucking curse I forgot they said oh something is Kyde no so that's fucked up
Oh my god, he said that's agent. That's fucked up
That's fucked up
I go crazy with the man with the river vendor skin. Yes
Do something
It's just sad to watch like chat. I'm actually a curse at this play, right? I think we're about start wait
What map are we doing? We'll fix
Like it's not even a joke anymore. I mean the map and we do not it's genuinely not even a joke anymore
It's genuinely not even a joke
Moons like a crazy optretcher. So like we probably want to try to get mine
On we play the same comp like
Hmm. Okay. I don't know.
Is Bind a good map for us?
I think Bind is the best map because I think Rawdog is the only player on the team that can like shoot very well, but he's like a big upgrade.
You clutched apparently the fucking best team in the world, bro.
Fuckin' put you caught in the NBA! Put you caught in the NBA!
You literally played this game, but you know this game.
No, I played the game in like 2022, so I know the old maps.
Like the old maps in classes like I can play like raise because like that was in 227 so it's fine
I
Mean I'm not for whatever map. I just don't think we should play like we play breeze bro. It's gonna be fine
We'll counter them. I think by the counter. Yeah, the op-op
You guys tell me to bet to pick one team and then when I pick that team when they're losing you say
Why would you bet against the other team?
Why would you bet against Groupon?
Why would you pick them?
After y'all tell me to pick them.
That's what you guys do.
And you act like you had them the winning the whole time.
That was a really weird first man.
That's the last thing I expected.
I can't be proper.
And then each of the words come to the audience.
You guys ready?
I'll see the sound.
Okay, so you guys ready?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Do we know the map?
Or are we just playing a sign?
Blownie?
Blownie is not a bad sound.
not a bad cell. Wait, I think we're just playing. Who's knocking on my door? Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, let me pick mine. Can you please do
garage sale
They can send a bot behind the tech kills
Bind no, it's fine. We'll just restart it. We'll restart it. We're playing binder a sandwich one
Wait, okay, so that means who yeah, bro. You're in the same fucking house
Oh
Is that me to a silky fucking dumb
up. Wait, so what do I do?
Wait, come on.
Put your hands up and fucking go outside.
Bro, put your hands up.
Yes.
Come in.
No, it's not.
Go pull it down.
why does no one know how to open my fucking door
it's literally open
why? I hear a helicopter outside
oh no
fuck
I gotta go back
back up right back we got caught that's over yeah we got to go outside even
just go outside hold on yeah I got a science come here back yeah I'll be back
I'm back dude it's like two holocausters up here
go outside
go outside
they all went out
So, no one wants to tell me, so no one wants to tell me
that we're getting swatted.
All right, man, fuck you, man.
Should I run out screaming?
Should I run out screaming to help?
I'm going to put it on, put it on, BG, man.
He's not listening to Spotify bro, how do I take his Spotify hours?
Yeah, yeah, can we restart wait, that's it. Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good.
brother there's so much at this point
well we're all in the same party we're good case case I need to really up
What happens I mean just got swatted by weirdos, but
Oh,
Oh, Lacey, stop trying to kill yourself, bro.
They said Lacey was trying to kill himself.
Did it buy?
That last one was a sell-out.
Hey, y'all are hilarious, y'all are hilarious, bro.
They said Lacey's trying to take himself out of here.
The whole of the team is like, it's like y'all laugh.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
Imagine if they didn't know who we were and they pulled up
I thought I had a gun shot me and then y'all are laughing at the jet like, yeah
I'm in to the show in the room
One series your boys we go to the finals come on
We're winning the whole fuck we're wearing the whole fucking things y'all you guys saying this shit like that
It's like that. It's just
I
Think it's funny. Yeah, Ron thinks it's funny
Well, who's up and wait who's up about the buckets got four pain you're gonna feel good
We don't feel good game cuz we winning this shit
We're about to eat bro. We're about a fucking eat better. This is actually my y'all
Wait, I might have to get them on the count. This is actually my favorite like words world
How many counts do you have like three this is my
Like yeah, bro
Okay, I'll shake off the rest
Bucky four pink swing everything
I'm not a movie. I'm not kidding. What's a fan. I'm on a bulldog. Yeah, you're fucking idiot. Yeah, I'm talking about the skin idiots
Not the actual gun. I just don't know what the other one skill levels are like do they have any bots? I
Was excited
No, no
I just saw my screen do some funny shit though.
Now we dead one with three fucking bullets, what the fuck.
We do it again, bro, I'm not lying.
We can do it again because this map is only two lanes.
The other map has fucking four lanes.
Yeah.
Bro, I'm not lying, my entry's gonna be like really good
on D.A. with Ray's like, I don't know,
I'll say I should like get a fucking pick for him.
It's time to D.A. up, okay,
or just let him get a free layup.
You fucking bum.
Nice.
free office me
the thing with this map is like we actually like we have to like
when we enter we have to push and like take space like we can't just sit there
and like try to take game deals from far like you have to get out and get on the
site and take space
right because that's just don't be it don't be it don't be it don't be it
i'm gonna go if i don't trade me out
yo yo um whoever's in game we can't start until you're out of the game
oh no you're good
oh almost egg out this time so this maps only this maps literally
uh... for for defense it's like
it's just so much easier
it's like it's very easy
it's very easy
what's up, what's up?
you can take your motor or something
uh... i don't know, i can play clove
i'm gonna play agateco again
what are you playing on this map?
i'm playing agateco and then we go
silky reina or something
I think case one of the uh, one right in my mother can hear me right now. Yeah. Yeah. We hear you. We should do it. We can do the same calm
Let's go
I think I was playing I was playing for like, uh, flanks a lot last game
No, I think rain is perfect for this map because you just
Blind out for me to get out with my satchels and then you just trade and like
Like
Yeah, just play lines and then just we just have to go out we can't beat each other
Yeah, yeah, not a bomb bitch. We just throw that fucking rain of blind out there get on site, but we're just overall
And the rain is the flash at the high right I got so high like it's you I but yeah
I just feel like high out the bottom side make it hard make it hard for them to have to shoot up and then
repositioning the killers and bang bang no this should actually be like a really
good cop no we should it's agency good so please wait so keep this chamber right
and it's up I just don't have it again I just know how to chamber has a option
like yeah I would chamber off yeah I like chamber is that what I got and then
we actually have place this time we watch place to meet with you in chamber
right
I guess any picture
I really wanted to chat
fuck it
that's what he's doing
yeah
we got this
we win these
Kite is their best player
Kite is their best player
yeah I'm not nice but like
here we go
well the cipher is gonna be hard
I'm not playing that game.
Raw Dog is gonna op every round.
Cyber's gonna be hard.
I mean, they're gonna leaping her to play one site. That's fine.
I'm not playing that game.
I'm not playing that game.
If we rush her, there's no way she's gonna follow me.
Wait, let me get bottomed.
Yo, I might not be this guy.
I'm not even gonna buy armor.
I mean, on Tunzy, come over here.
You should always buy.
You should go Ghost and then heal
and make sure to heal.
You guys want to run him down a I'm down. I mean I have I have my
Heal it's just the one on the way it's just you it's the only thing you can buy
because
It's only you buy
I'm gonna run
I'm gonna go lake showers you guys all go a I'm gonna name them off too close. Okay
or whatever it is, no marketing, just rush it, rush A, yeah. I'm needing him, he's there,
I'm running at him, he's playing first smoke, he's gonna peek up right around the smoke,
I'm getting mom now
One enemy remaining
It's just gonna be do it every round. Yeah, I'm here. Just do it every fucking round
I'm gonna lay by so I can get
I'm just judge
You're going straight in there, okay
Y'all need a flash right here y'all need a flash right away
So I said, I'm needing I'll get through I'll get through
What was deep running running running deep running deep
I'll tell you I've tried the fucking kitchen fucking thing you run it run it you pop and turn around
I like I like out I like out one enemy remaining
I like everybody go here
I'm just going to be all right
I
I don't know how to use that gum bro. Oh wait, wait, wait, guys. They bought last round. They bought last round. Oh my god. Wait
Holy shit
I was running keep rushing a keep rushing a keep rushing a cool. Do we take this cut? Yeah, I wish you just keep doing it
So I took out a
Yeah, dude, she went a hundred percent early switch, but I'm still down
Okay, just remember
I got hit. I'm going in. I'm fighting. Wow. That was a nice shot. He's in the market.
You guys can you guys 100% can or you can see pain
We smoke you guys should do it you guys should go for it you flash and go through all three
Jump to your left
Teleports ready
So that's he'd be back to where I was, huh?
Front destroyed.
No, they're gonna kill you.
So they're staying here?
Yeah, and you just take the gun.
Ten seconds left.
I'm gonna do the check first. Left or right?
I don't know. They might all go through at the same time. They might just three-man jump you.
It's gone
All right
When it comes down to it you flashed through the smoke
Raina also flashes and all four of you guys jumped through that smoke at the same time
I was fully out in like
Yeah, I was full
You guys were all behind the smoke still like there was nobody looking at the smoke
It was you guys should go to get you guys have to come with me when I come on
Well, so once they're sitting here the sniper holding his angle now, so I don't really know
He's there
Beautiful, beautiful.
Rain of Flaps.
Get his gun.
Play for the rain of.
I'm planning, I'm planning, planning.
Nice, nice.
The drum.
Beautiful.
There's another one in the tree here.
I planted.
I got this.
Watch out, watch my head and I'll respawn.
Oh, fire window, fire window, fire window.
One enemy remaining.
I made it, I made it, I made it.
My bad.
Sure, boys.
I worked up an appetite on that one.
OK, Kyrie will probably.
Yeah, he said he said watch it ahead. So I thought I could
Switches a a is fucking awful for Cypher. You know, I need more I need more I need more money
Oh here
We just keep doing the same thing
Like literally just go together every time you can you could satchel over it and then just razel I think it's worth burning
Razel at this round. Yeah, I'm gonna raise all I'm gonna raise on the
I'm very low
I'm very low. We can't die.
We're taking a ready corner.
Okay, I'm watching a little bit.
Oh, he's got a little bit.
Nice.
Watch that play.
He's on play. He's on. He's there.
I hit him 40. He hit him 40.
One be one. He's going to fake it.
You got this that's how he's off. He's off. He's off. Teleports ready
We used to get half you couldn't you could get him here
Okay, guys, I'm confused my my little thing isn't plenty. It won't be planet with it anymore. I'll good
No, no, no, it's not, I am trying to right click chat, it's not working.
Fuck, I can buy you, fuck you, I can buy you.
How did we forget this fight?
Wait, we keep doing the same thing, I fucked up that round, we're good.
Just grab bomb, do the same thing, every round.
Yeah, you guys are working.
Yeah, I had 10 health.
I gave up on my life for free.
Oh, wait, draw me this fight, Suki?
Our defense is gonna be way better too, brother.
Yeah, there's map, remember, there's map is falling on the tower.
Yeah, we're good.
Oh
Okay, well that's a kitchen
Close
I'm out of boxes
one shot one shot site one shot site kill site on TV or just keep in flat just keep
You're getting plant probably.
I'm here.
There's gonna be tripwires.
Shoot it.
You're good, you're good.
They're both there, they're both there.
You could send your bomb to the planet.
30 seconds left.
They haven't opened the cp yet.
You just aim at the thing and right click.
Remember you have ult, so remember left.
Yeah, he looked to the stadium.
Oh
She's kind of her trips like that close in be like can we not just just take the uh, I don't know what the spot called
Can we not take this like control? Yeah, do you want it? Yeah, do you want it? Do you want it B?
Oh, I thought it was going to be, but we just cleared it off. If we get an open, we get an open.
Alright guys, let's go B.
Do you want me to pass you a go? Do you want me to pass you a go here?
Um, I think we just try to peek it, play for the kill. She's not going to play close.
And then we can go in and then clear the traps and everything.
Alright, but let's walk up.
Yeah, I'm going to lurk this round because they're probably going to think we're going to be hard in B.
My people
I killed site I killed site
Wait, just live just live I'm thinking oh my way
I'm literally I literally have a game when you play
There's nothing spawned look elbow
Yeah
Come on, baby, come on, come on, baby
You guys want to keep going be
I think we should. I think we should. I probably think we have to do it.
Well, do you want it? If we're going to go B, let me solo through Huka and then you guys go fight the long guy.
Okay, I'll go long. I'm going to go long.
I think you just take the, I think you just just kill us.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait for the flash. Everybody just stay back. Wait for that flash.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. You have no case on. Come back here.
Alright, alright.
He's going to flash to clear it.
Oh, I'm out.
It's fine.
Fine.
We can always go back.
TP, TP, TP, TP, TP.
Fighting me, fighting me.
I get out
One more there
I don't know
I think we can go back in now
I hear one close by, I think one might be close
I'm close, I'm close for each other
I'm just running out of the training
Just actually just run with me
Close, close, close speaking
Close, close, close
I'm running in.
I'm running out of luck.
Behind us, behind us, behind us, behind us, behind us.
I'm in you all. I'm fucking you all.
I said the shitter in the plate.
I'm fucking you all.
I like that.
They shot my wingman.
They broke the rocket.
They're rotating. CT.
Two CT at least.
I got you. I got you.
Get bomb out of the tank.
Oh
I thought when you I thought what I was going to do every game every round I think so because
I mean bro we get so much space and they're scared to fight me showers I just win that
fight every time I'm gonna do what I was going to do and then we're just gonna have
Just follow up. Yeah follow up like make space. I'm gonna get out there make space
We're sitting in like back spawn still when we all get out and get space
There's one more showers one more showers
I get one, I get one, I get one!
Just watch me, watch me, watch me!
Nice!
I'm not playing!
Loseable, loseable, just play together, play together.
I am my allproposement. I'm full playing, I'm playing so good.
Lacey, you need to play off my peek and die here, brother.
You'll probably have to die, I'm an all old and scared round.
Tell me when to peek, tell me when to peek!
She's having it, she's having it.
You don't have to peek, but if they kill you, they wanna switch you here.
Watch flank.
I
Come on bro, dude if we win these next three rounds
You press shit
Okay, can you guys listen listen listen never done I can buy
Can we do the same thing we just did I have my old create as much space as possible use classes
Let's get past all in small
Yeah
Run be run be interesting. Just go get bottom. They see what right click with your gecko
Yeah, is he out did he come out?
Yeah, I got safe our key
Nice
Please
Here ready spam the bomb
Marking doesn't matter you can't market anymore
You can't no you can't
I didn't know I didn't even know I had a man I'm over to start spring
Spring through it fucking you call just one bro. I
Like you call just one the game dude. Oh my
Do you guys want to go let's go beat it's gonna be fucking go be good go go
Everybody go hook I just fucking run out with the waterfall out
Oh my god
Did we run in the Cypher if there's a phone
Don't know the TV just 14 14 hours
Let's go
I've got your trail
I
Come on
Can you insta-flash today here I can I can't I can't
It's about to let's make space in the arms and I'm sure I'm sure you all I got the flash I got the flash
Hey ready
He's nice
I
Now let's go for kills in our fucking time
Now it's what I tell you tell up and now I'm gonna start trying to kill some shit
Now that just user I'm gonna use my boombox
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Turn this fucking game off.
Boys, boys, boys, big pistol round.
Big pistol round.
Fucking break something down.
I'm a boombot.
I'm a boombot early to get info.
And then if they're here, we can just flash over the box.
I'm going to jiggle.
I need to go for info, too.
Boombot here?
Yeah.
I'm also going to be...
Tell me when they can be Apuka.
Can they be Apuka?
I don't know.
I'm keeping.
Throw something?
I whip.
Oh, he's one shot.
No, I just went ice-fist make it a lacy play
He's lurking our swan
I
See brother
Compete
I like we had a good one that I should just like insta killed him like he was very looking at us and
I just didn't hit that side.
Let's save, let's save.
We're good, just save.
Just save.
Listen bro, just stack 5A.
Yeah, stack 5A.
Stack everybody A. Everybody go A.
Bro, and then just fight.
If I see them B, just take the TP and try to hook up with me.
Yeah, I'm gonna flash this.
I'm gonna flash this.
I can't pick our shorted.
I'm just playing for our team.
Stealing safe.
Get our NATO.
Okay, okay.
No way to be they're going long
No, no, no, they can't be here she could be elbow or something like peeking into spawn she can't be spawned
I
Like planted I just have a fucking shorty
I'm eating
Nice
I
Need to I guess
Call me when it's good to me like when that when they're like why and I can have a good name
I'm gonna leave it
nothing I don't know what I'm playing back there I need to just one one
it's mine it's my phone back side okay guapo I think TV TV yeah one no one's
there what's being in yeah it's ours ours ours ours ours ours
maybe our towers I think they could be moved up we're just
I'm just loafing here right now.
They dug out towers?
Yeah.
What's peeking in here?
One's in the bathroom, one's in the bathroom.
This hold long, yeah.
That didn't mean...
Are you gonna hit hard?
I'm gonna rotate, you just anchor this.
I'm gonna peek this.
They're climbing, they're climbing.
I'm UOL 1H2.
Oh, I got one going.
I'm climbing, I'm climbing.
I smoked, I smoked.
We're good, we're good.
Just wait, just wait for me.
One
What am I doing bro?
I gotta unleash, I gotta unleash, I gotta unleash
You're fucking round guys, let's go
I'm unleashing on Michigan
Yeah, that was beautiful
I ain't a lot of work for you, I'm not a lot
Cause you're so bucky, cause you need to push instantly with you
I'm not a lot
I'm not a lot
Hey, let's for Muda, wait
Muda's the last fucking, wait
Muda's the final guy
Let's not worry about anyone else except ourselves bro
Let's get out of here. Come on. I'm gonna put a chip right here. I'm gonna put a chip right here, hookah
I'm trying to lock in, I'm trying to lock in, but it's less 15,000 fucking dollars! Fuck Illinois!
I hear a hookah. Someone wanna come in?
I don't hear shit.
He's made up the trip, he's made up the trip.
I smoked here.
I'm here with you. I'm here with you.
I'm here with you.
I'm going back, just in.
Enemy's going to attack.
Watch out, he's low!
I'm retarded.
I'm playing for a pick here. I'm playing for a pick over here.
I have a good play going.
Sorkin, my best play.
Got him.
Give me three boys.
Sorkin.
She left, she left.
Oh no, does he with it?
Fucker
So can you do the same thing up long and then put the
It's not gonna be this time, it's not gonna be this time.
No, no, no, keep that same setup, keep that same setup.
Just like another 5k chat, just like another 5, bro.
Just like another 5, oh my god, this is getting bad.
Come on, Michigan, please.
Bro, lock in, Lacy.
Yeah, I'm locked, bro, I'm locked.
I'm on the chart right now, that's one ahead, that one.
Lacy, I want you to watch this, okay?
I'm about to send my ult in.
I'm making a Lacy play.
Okay, I'll take it.
That's it, yeah.
She's all done running.
I need him.
You all right?
Do you run back? Run back in, run back in, okay?
They got me, I heard what showers.
There was one, there was one showers, I threw my ult and I missed it by accident a little bit.
Could be deep like showers.
I'm about to put this morning in my pocket.
Like I never left!
Shower! Shower! Shower! Shower!
I know he's a shower!
Oh my god!
See, that's me.
No! Oh my god, they're both hits so hard.
Are they both, are they just two here?
There were two showers, there were two showers that came out.
Okay.
fight planted he's gonna be close to your spawn careful so you could be here
then one of the showers you could be left you could be left
nice move!
Nice!
Get the fuck off of me!
Bucky, Bucky, that first shot you're fucking him, that first shot you're fucking him
Let's fucking go!
Come on come on
Yo, yo two more two more two more fucking I'm playing off fucking I'm playing off
Just talk to me about who I vote so I can all through and
No, that's not back to the ticket.
They're taking charge, so that's actually good.
That's good.
I just don't think they're going to see it coming.
I hear showers.
I hear showers.
Oh, yeah.
If I can do like a five-shot or something.
OK, there's no one shower.
Wait, wait.
I moved up.
I'm in a really credit corner.
Yeah?
Enemy B.
I have no ATK so far.
I have nothing here right now.
The sky was low.
I think they're going to be.
I think they're going to be.
Trump destroyed.
Get in there.
Alright, killed Moon.
Yo, over here on us.
Over here.
I don't see him.
I backed up though.
I backed up.
I left long.
I left long.
I'm not watching long.
I'm watching hookahs.
Fine.
Does somebody watch my long?
Is it possible?
I have it.
I have it.
Thank you.
I'm on top of this thing.
What the fuck?
They won.
I'll be back up.
I'll have you.
I'll have you.
I'm leaving you.
I'm leaving you.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm watching you.
I'm still here.
I'm watching you.
The dog's out.
The dog's out.
Yeah, I'm watching along the mile.
You keeping?
Lacey.
Yeah.
One low on A.
Two low, two low, 140 on Omen, 80 on Reina.
Got one.
Nice shot.
Good shit, Lacey. Come on. Nice shot.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
He's low on bomb.
Nice.
Nice.
I
Big tonsi in this bitch
Yeah, I'm gonna have some fun this round. I'm gonna try to have some fun.
Get out of my way!
Fuck you, sit in, I'll check in.
I got back to my lock, I got back to my lock, back to my lock.
Are they beef?
I hear a bunch, I hear a bunch on my right.
He checked it.
She checked it.
Ouch!
So?
That's a worthy trade.
Enemy's spotted in.
Sassure's out.
Oh my god.
I'm bomb, I'm bomb I'm bomb.
I'm kinda stuck here.
Go up em, go up em, go up em, go up em, he has bomb, he has bomb.
I have bomb, I have bomb.
All going to go up, all going to go up.
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
Wait, only has over here.
Never mind, never mind. Stay away from me.
You got it.
Can you grab bomb in that?
You got it, you got it.
Just watch out your hands.
Close then.
Back, Lacey, here we are.
one more here hey come on ours they're both they're so sure so I think it's gonna
be one showers and one where I decide 30 seconds left
Emory's got a plan remember they got a plan one enemy remaining
Let's go team
the next one bro what about the round where you go on that round they broke
that round they broke when you do that was you put around for them okay let's
go baby that's what we do tonsi in this bitch we go into the finals y'all we
go into the finals y'all 36
let's go, let's go.
Yeah, Mooda beat.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I didn't want to beat them.
Oh, who did boss?
Mooda was cheating.
He cheated though.
Wait, how did he cheat?
Wait, but how I know he's cheating.
He was cheating.
Mooda is stream watching.
No, he's not.
honestly, honestly bro, hey bro, are you here bro?
it's a win-win thing. if we win, we fucking win. if we lose, it doesn't matter because
he's fucking cheating.
so why should you do that?
i think you guys should just, you guys are on two kids now, just put a little 20s 10s
in the delay.
all my dude, if we put on delay, it wouldn't even be fucking fair.
you're not putting delay on us, i'm not on two kids.
fuck, we're not putting no fucking delay on you, let's just shit on him. let's
just shit on him.
fuck that, let's just shit on him.
I'm down and just fucking shit on him. Let's just shit on him bro. Wait, bro. You saw that I did last round. I found my special
power, bro. I need to get it. At least cover your map. At least cover your map. Okay. I just need to off, dude. I just need to off.
Wait, what was the score to the Muda-Rawn series?
I got to work out.
Bucky's high.
Bucky smoking weed.
Bucky smoking the weed right now.
He's smoking a cigarette.
He's smoking a cigarette, bro.
Why are you tripping?
His arms are crossed.
He had an insane entry, bro.
That one on the box, dude.
He flicked on him.
Wait, this is best out of three.
I think they said two.
B-O-3?
B-O-3?
What time's what time's the Michigan game, dude?
Dude guys, I'm not gonna lie.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm 2 and 15 in March Madness.
Fuck it, I'm hammering Michigan.
I'm fucking hammering Michigan.
I have 17k on Michigan.
I have 17k on Michigan.
I'm posting a tweet. I'm posting a tweet.
It was always Michigan, right?
It's just gotta be Michigan.
It's got to be Michigan.
I don't see a world where it's not Michigan.
Arizona's better
My bad bro, at least it was a hundred dollar free bet that you got though.
I
Bees it was the hundred dollar free bet you got it wasn't oh my burning dude. I mean brother
Okay, hold on let me post a little let me post a little selfie. I'm the same I just
Placed fucking I'm a I'm in Michigan Jersey on my body. I don't care
made with AI. You know, take that tag off, bro. I just placed $20,000 on Michigan to
be Arizona I will be giving if Michigan wins I will give three people who like
this tweet. $500. We'll do five people. Five people who like this tweet, $500. We'll do
You know what, we're just three, we're just three, I'm a greedy one, I'm a greedy one, okay?
Let's go.
Wolverines, didn't even know they were the Wolverines.
Hi Viz is complaining about Guapo? Complaining about what?
Oh
Is is vice I think is vice
That he's too good yeah, I think I think bro, I think I'm
Would you get the boo
High-vives
Because at the end of the day, bro, we had 20 fucking people fucking fucking cancel bro. So you know what?
Hey burn this bitch
me tournament filled up in 30 seconds
Valorant!
It's like oh oh I can't make it
and then some people just said
Jinxy I fucking hate Valorant
and then I'll open Jinx and I forgot about that
and then this and then that
what the fuck
okay so we'll reschedule
we'll reschedule
we'll give you guys another week
this is where I got my start off
Sunday Sunday Sunday Easter so we're not doing a turning on Easter so we do Saturday
Oh, you said Saturday. Oh wrong time zone. Oh, fuck you like
What am I shit, honey, okay, I drafted them top two. Please the love god
I don't give a fuck.
Muda plays this game fucking hell.
Brother, I drafted him top two.
What do you mean you wish you knew he's a top two?
Here's what it is, bro.
No, this is a fucking airport fucking security, bro.
Listen, if you wanna play in a tournament, cool.
I'm not doing Twitter, I'm not doing text, bro.
Give me a Google Doc formula.
All right, what is your rank?
What is your peak rank?
Now your current rank.
Did I say current rank?
You gaslighting bitch.
What is your peak rank?
How many hours do you have on the game?
What reason are you?
How big is your penis?
What is your sex life like?
We need to know everything about these fucking people
before they fucking die.
Everything!
Before they fucking die!
Oh, see I'm down.
All right they have like A2Wapo is like casein.
It's like the R6,
it's like they have casein in their team.
Look bro.
He's very good, he's a very good player.
That said you stop all right. Let me just face time being seen figure out what's going on here face time Jinxie
Starting a FaceTime call to Jinxie
Like this is pissing me off now bro. Now. This is pissing me off now. This is pissing me off
Now I'm getting mad now I'm getting angry yo Jinxie
Brother if I'm too good. Why did you invite me to the tournament? I see you in here complaining about how good I am
Complaining on this and that brother if I'm too good. Why'd you invite me?
Nobody said you bro. You're good
Yes, let me hear the problem
We got a tube wapo in he just dropped 36 kills
He's insane at the fucking game. It's not your fault at all for drafting him
We got a tube wapo like an hour before the tournament because like 25 fucking people have canceled in the last two fucking weeks
So we had to reschedule the fucking tournament. So he was the second pick though. I feel like I feel okay
Let's let's be honest Timmy's better than wapo
And you had Timmy
Hey
But at the end of the day, bro
People need to respond to text messages
I
Lost I just lost $15,000. I just lost $15,000 and now I got people saying I'm too good to play the tournament
I just can't dude. I just can't be asked
Yo, I do yo y'all heard what he's he's saying he's saying I'm too good to play in the tournament apparently
I saw a lot of the stream game. Nobody was talking about you. We didn't in party soon
not one person spoke about you game they actually said lacy leave you actually
are a nuisance so I'm not playing the bomb every time that
lacy you know that they said we had the heaviest team because of you okay I'm
playing the bomb every time using my utilt to perfection I don't want to hear
shit
Please I saw you go up in the TV and said I like no
I don't even play this game anymore, too
You were right talk to it a world at one point top three
Yeah, at one point during my valerant career I was like three yeah
Yeah.
Yo, you're-
Yo, I'ma keep it a buck.
Wait, so you were better than 10Z?
Well, no, because ranked is a little different.
Yeah.
Wait, they're saying Muda was one.
They're saying different.
Yeah, Muda was one, but can I be honest?
Fuck no, he wasn't actually one.
I'ma fucking cheat it to the top.
Fuck that.
Muda's not even top 1,000.
Bitch, you're not even top 5,000.
Muda's fucking horrible.
I literally got Muda on the same level
as with all due respect, you.
I got you a little bit more hard in him I'll be real
I really like this confidence, bro. I'm ready to fuck. I like
I'm ready to walk him down. Let's go bro
Bro, mate. May God strike us all down and everybody in chat and everybody watching
What am I doing? Oh
I just put another 5K on Michigan, I have 25K on them, I have 25K on Michigan right
now.
I'm not even writing on Michigan right now.
I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry if this moves.
It's like, surely Michigan doesn't lose, right?
Wait, they're watching Luda cheat?
You're holding, so why would you
need to rotate into the up no columns?
I'm still reading!
Wait for it!
Screaming!
Oh my god.
Hey!
Exhibit one.
Oh my god.
Saying it five times.
Wait, wait, run, run.
I hear you double, so I'm just gonna end on FaceTime,
but I'm watching your stream, okay?
Wait, I'll call you up for your investigation.
Exhibit one, okay.
Exhibit one.
Exhibit one.
Exhibit other investigation.
That's the exhibit one, okay.
Exhibit two!
Give me the other clip and keep a sketch beat the one why I said mini-map eyes mini-map eyes
Where's that one that one's actually a classic?
This one
Where is mini-map eyes mini-map eyes?
Where's it?
This is an interesting one everyone open your horses
I'm running in look at this fucking nose first of all this point one point two looking so
far today helping they work no no look why are you reading your chat when you're entering
sus it's sus it's me ho this is sus the mini map is not down there no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Please come back ready to be ready to be everyone. It's me. Everyone. It's me
Very sus, where's the last clip the one that sells it all so I can show you now notice how oh go ahead chat spam it
He's looking at his mini-map. He's looking at his mini-map. He's looking at his mini-map. Watch this debunk
I love give clip
I love this is gonna be today. This is gonna be the one where I said it
Outlaw I need the one outlaw. I need it
What the fuck is that?
Was that Jinx?
Is that a laser beam?
No, not this one, not this one, not this one, the other one.
There's one more. There is one more.
Hold on, not this one. I'm about to shift to this.
Hold on.
Oh, no, no, no.
Now we're all the way back to jail. Oh, jeez. Fuck.
It's been a great day, bro. I don't know.
This wouldn't be a Jinx tournament without, you know, maybe some snipe accusations.
This is just so Nostalgia.
So Nostalgia, dude.
Where's the last one?
There's one more that's big.
I have it for you, bro.
I have it.
Do you remember the hat where I was getting sniked
in that tournament on Lodgy?
Do you guys like what I'm talking about?
What on?
Where he like, he like looked at his like phone
and then he's like Lodgy, Lodgy.
One in Lodgy, two in like, do you remember that clip?
Close the tension.
Is everyone locked in?
Close the tension.
Chat.
Look at his eyes. Look at his eyes.
Look at his eyes.
Hold, hold, hold, hold.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
For Trick is carrying fucking Mooda.
Watch, look at his eyes.
Right?
Why would you read the mini map
when the game has started there, right?
This is a chat read.
Ready to keep watching?
Look at the wall.
Chat read?
Chat read?
That's it.
You want mini map read.
You see that?
Look at the eyes.
Look at the eyes.
Eyes don't lie.
That's a mini map read.
You want to watch?
Look at the camera.
This is the perfect one.
Hold!
Ready? Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Look.
Chat.
That's a chat read.
That's a mini map read.
Oh, yes.
Chat read!
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, oh.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh no.
Joke song, I don't get it.
You can tell the difference.
There's a difference.
Yes.
Chat read.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mini map.
Mini map?
Chat.
Mini map.
There's a difference.
There's a difference.
It's debunked.
Look at this.
That's a chat read.
Look at the mini map.
Mini map.
That's mini map one!
Look at how you,
Make it about you make it about you this is actually bad. Oh my god.
It's actually
Why does it happen? No, no put the trial
They get about you lace make it about you lace
You get about you lace
what do you think chat what do you think chat what do we think bro
ruin my fucking day
yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we had a ruin my day bro
this might be our worst one you had to have us I'm not even getting we screwed the poop
Shit, ah, it's not gonna be our worst one yet, I have mine.
What do you mean I moved it?
My chat's been there forever.
Your face, you're literally hiding the smile, bro.
There is literally no way you think I'm sniping.
Jixi, Jixi, before you even say anything,
look at my POV, bro.
Look at my POV, I swear to God.
Look at my POV.
Hold on, is he gonna beat the case?
I was going to be a lawyer when it's all the way over here.
Jinxie.
This is how I rest my case.
This is how I rest my case.
Can we play board a Michigan game starting?
Board this tournament is going to make me not
be able to watch the Michigan game.
What's up, dude?
Are you actually hate farming?
I can't tell you.
So now you're disguising it with hate farm.
No, no, no, no, no, wrong.
I don't know what you're actually trolling out Ron.
Like, what are you actually saying?
Because I'm getting like a thousand fucking words.
Oh, don't do this.
Hold on, Ron. I'm literally asking.
People did this to me before. I'm not,
I didn't say that. Hold on. I'm just asking, bro. Just say we're live.
Just say we're live.
We're live. Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron.
Do my stream for a second, Ron.
Looking. This is an investigation, bro.
Ron, you're saying, Ron, how many times?
Bro, can we just play the game?
Well, my chat's all the way over here.
I'm gonna chat all the way over here.
Say LaLa reading chat.
You know I'm gonna read chat.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What was that?
You know the one that Ron showed?
Were you like, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were looking at chat in that one.
No, I wasn't, but my chat's over here.
If you ever see my face like this, I'm reading chat.
But what was to your left other than your big monitor?
Yeah, my question is, I'm not even on our wrong thing.
I swear to God, I'm not even trying to hate you.
They're icing us.
When you look at your map,
You look so far to the left, like there's a point where you're at, like I'm looking
like I'm chasing you, my stream is like, you're looking like this, like literally in
the world.
I look like this, this is where I'm being chapped.
Oh no.
Miho, hold on.
What do I even do, Jack?
we just play bro never look like i don't know bro that's how i look at my mom
i'm much i'm a show this to jinxie
okay go i'm gonna screenshot real quick okay go and i want you to be honest isn't it yes i'm
honest anyone okay go he can about you lace we're on your monitor your monitor
ends right here but Ron can I tell you something wrong
motor your monitor and your eyes are yes but this is the perfect holy shit
he has lasers in his eyes stop stop stop sketch sketch Ron where else would I
be looking look at my eyes look at my eyes look at my eyes right look at my eyes
but your monitor and right here that's not real can we just play no that's
probably where I was looking bro Ron just look look stop stop reaction
missing the off-road that's mini map bro second of all look at my POV if I
even look anywhere remotely near here there's no monitor here the monitor is
all the way back here.
I'm muted.
Oh.
Well, I can't read.
Ron, I can't read.
Ron, go back to the lasers one.
Come on, a Michigan game, bro.
These tournaments shouldn't be six hours
with an issue every time someone loses.
Can we just fucking play the game?
like we're clearly the best team it doesn't even matter what are you act like
this is the first time you win traded but hold on we lock in workers for this
I'm just trying to think I think I think this is a DQ Perma band
Forever. No, I don't. Listen, man, something's sus. I'll give it to you though, bro.
Nothing's sus, bro.
Look, here's the thing.
There's nothing to say.
Mura, I'm the one person in the world who's hurting.
Very interesting.
Here's the thing, bro.
So, Mura, on your mother's life, you were not...
On my mother's life, I'm not second.
Well, that's what his mother's life, man. I mean, fuck, I believe him and I just I never asked me to what happened April 4th
Bro about showers. What is April 4? What is that?
Shower shower shower stack a never ask him. Oh
Today's April 4. I just realized that yo
Yo squishy. Yes boys of reason. Yes
All right, I have a few things to say. I'm all I'm all for like fairness and tournament
Bro, I don't think he was sniping, but I do think he was reading the check. Yes
I go back in your Godboat you look at that the same way when you're not streaming
Valverly that's what I was saying all of the same vote I don't think he's
actually I don't know I did I don't think what is wrong with looking at Chad not
when Chad's calming brother you guys realize if if if Chad's watching
rawn stream with a seven-second delay then going and typing in moodestream
with another delay, what is that going to do in a Valorant game? Or am I tripping? I
guess maybe in the beginning of rounds, yeah, if it's the beginning of rounds and they're
telling about a site then just look at the chat just look at the chat then
look guys we have like hey I I think we just need hive mind in here I don't why
if he's reading the I don't know what the chat was saying I did it was showers
that was the joke the shower shower showers then he said second second
Listen, I'm gonna watch the finals bro. Let's watch the finals look bro at the end of the day, man
And here's what I'll say and run
You're you're unbiased bro run Europe pro. Why was parents? I'm not gonna lie
I look at gas. Can I say like he's rich to me. He rinsed my shit pause even
I mean say this
I think my ass
Yeah, you guys ever wonder that I literally have I've been playing this game every day for the game
Can I say this though? Let me say this
I think you're just like I you think that I'm saying that I think you watched streams
I did in my channel for the whole time. I don't think that I'm just saying I think that you yes
I I think that if you think it's a hate form sure
I think that your chat the fed info here and there and you read it
I would do the same thing I did it during FNCS. I cheated another streaming
We were looking at other streamers. I cheated I stole that shit. I stole that shit. They can't get me
It's been six years, bro. Like I did that shit. I was wanting kind like bro. What you did, okay?
Listen, I think this tournament. Well, let me be let me say this bro. I know a lot of shit right now
Yeah, this tournament was cooked from the jump, bro. Hey, listen, it's all my fault again
Yo, I should have just not even Mootah's team is too good
I said you're the bro. Yeah, it's no I said Muda and tricks about Muda and trick
Tournament it burns it burns
Every time
It's okay to get swatted brother police just came over gent, you know
That's how you greet someone America, bro you bring a gun to the face bro, we'll be fine like this fine
Lacy good law this is
Before you guys leave before you guys leave before you guys leave
Can you guys look at the screen share?
Alex, I'm here.
Someone on my mod set this.
I thought I asked the final. I want to see.
Okay, listen, Keyla, can you-
Your screen share, I'm gonna-
Wait.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
This was me in the middle of the-
What is this? Where was this?
We're watching.
This is where I read chat.
Are there four e-girls on your team?
Yeah, this was the front of the segment.
But this is literally four days ago.
Wait, that's the same look.
Look.
Yeah, but no, didn't you say you turn your head fully to read your chat?
Yes, yes, you're back-handling now.
No, no, no, look!
What am I looking for?
Just look, bro, please. This is how I read it.
You're not even reading chat! Your eyes are closed there!
That's how I read chat right there.
So now you're looking down?
Wait, play the clip. Keep the clip going.
You're self-reporting!
That's not a read of chat, bro.
Yeah, Mudo, come on.
This is how I read chats. This is how I read chat.
Mudo, I think what you should say, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
This is how I read chat.
Hey, maybe I did read chat like you know what I mean I didn't I swear to God
I'm gonna be honest. I've been reading chef the whole time. Same. It's okay. Let's but I said the differences guys
Let's do finals. Yeah, what's this finals?
And I'll go on my knees and I'll say daddy Mooda you're a goat bro and for Palpatine high-fives
We're also missing something else here
Wait, let highbites talk. Let highbites talk.
Let's get in the hell, Lacey. Go ahead.
Well, I'm just saying, realistically, if Muda's trying to look at a wide angle out of his peripherals,
he can't see over his nose anyway to read the chat.
Also, his eyes go sideways. I'm not kidding. They go in different directions.
So he's got to account for all of these things. So he's going against the world right now.
This is a game that I was playing and ranked, by the way.
Can y'all watch this also? Because I just looked at a thousand clips.
I just put in a thousand.
Hey, Michigan game is about to start.
Please play finals.
The Michigan game is not a far clean game.
Let's get the finals going.
Okay, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Finals was supposed to be a BO3, but now you guys, do you guys still want to do a BO3?
BO1, bro.
We wasted an hour.
Like, we wasted an hour.
This is bad.
All right, just do a BO1 finals.
Yes.
About a bit and a little boom.
Like, are we all going to be on Emo?
You've got to be done at like 10, bro.
We started at 5.
Are we all going to be on Emo only?
Yes, bro.
Yes, bro. Yeah, if you're in finals. Yeah, we got it. That'll be another tournament rule. Look, bro
It's all on me, bro. It's all my and me and high-fives, bro. We are pieces of garbage. Okay. No, Jynxie
Your events are like literally no one else doing on twitch, bro
Yeah, we get the only she wearing that's putting together like events like this consistently
You're bringing the community together making us all get in one place play tournaments
Sure, there's a bunch of baby rages and a bunch of shit going on
But this wouldn't be possible without you. Yeah, you're just I know bro. Thank you
You might be ugly bro, you might be ugly and you might be chopped. Oh my god. He's beyond beyond
You know, you might have really big nipples, but you're doing a great thing here for streets
Yeah, you're doing great things. Yeah, but we just got me and high-pitched have to clean up the scouting process
No, the problem is these fucking streamers have egos and they cancel last second on you, which is
I was gone for a while, but I'm here. Yeah, I just wanted to sadden and watch in the stream, bro
Jixie these tournaments are awesome. Like there's gonna be problems. There's 40 streamers. There's 40
There's 40 communities, bro, you literally can't win. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
No one's gonna love each other here, man.
We all just gotta be happy, you know what I'm saying?
Like, appreciate you guys, man.
All right, well, I'm glad everybody's having fun, bro.
Let's get the finals going, eh?
All right?
We good?
Everybody good?
You mode only for the finals?
We're good.
Mood of host, mood of host.
Good luck, man.
I'm not going not only, I refuse.
That was in a role, I refuse.
All right, that's fine, that's fine.
Eight team, eight team, game time, baby, let's go.
Yo, let's make sure we have a good host.
Yo, I'm not going to mode only, bro.
I'm not good.
I'm not like the best player.
Yo, you're just in general.
Yo, Mora.
I'm not like the general.
You're just in general.
Yo, Salki.
Mora, you gotta go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You gotta go, you gotta go.
You gotta go.
You gotta go.
You gotta go.
Mora, you gotta go.
Mora, you gotta go.
You're a outsheeter.
Mora.
Absolutely.
You gotta go.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, you could invite me again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to let y'all know.
I want to let y'all know.
Hey, can I tell y'all something?
Everybody in this call?
Yeah.
So this whole time, I've actually been filming a YouTube video.
So welcome back to my YouTube channel.
You guys have all gone pranked by me making you think I was there.
I'm gonna fuck, I'm gonna set this shit up and pass this shit onto the netics.
We're not gonna fuck, say that's the Nickelodeon, we're not gonna fuck.
You guys know, we're not gonna fuck.
Well, I'm like, no, no, say hi to YouTube.
Say hello because I've been pranking y'all this whole time and
I'm really a pro Valorant player and I'm really about to start it off for
his finals.
I've been being fake, a fake news for this whole time.
Fries, fries, yo, what?
Fries, take a look at that.
Yo, what?
What map are we doing and what are we doing inside?
I don't know, I'm down for buying this.
Inside, okay, all right.
I'm down for a bind. Why do why do we just do fracture?
I know
You're still gonna die
Thanks for thanks for thinking that low me chat and JD X month girlfriend is 14 like
Am I in fat and chop who's that?
Wait am I in the game?
Who's fat and chapped?
You.
Wait am I in the right lobby?
Am I on me or what?
Let's go.
I'm not doing emo all we got.
I'm not even lying brother.
I'm not doing emo.
I'm not doing anymore. I'm just doing this for the heart. All right. What's happening?
Even fracture split wait, wait, wait, wait, we gotta stop us. This is the B. Oh, one of the three
No, it's not a real three so vessel one
Because you know what's gonna happen if we win they're gonna say I thought it was a B. Oh three
You know I'm saying
As we do West servers yes, we should do West here. I'll go negotiate watch this
Hey, hey, hey, we would request to do West servers here. Oh
No, we're not doing West servers. Good. Yes. Yes. We are. This is this is no it's central central
You should have to move down. Hey, no, that's on you sketch. That's on you sketch watch
Let's move back sketch sketch. I'm the best player in the tournament. Okay, I'm clearly the best player
All right, I'm dropping out of 30 kill wins. All right
Wait, they see I have a really really quick question. Did you re-gift that great Senate gave you to your brother? No sketch
I have it right here
Are you telling the truth? Yeah, I'm showing it in the camera. No, I would never re-gift a gift of you, bro
I can't open your stream. I'm gonna get accused of cheating. I'm gonna get accused of cheating. I have one every day I promise
Well how much do I owe you?
What do you mean? You gave me the cheat.
Oh my god.
Hey guys, guys, I got bitched.
I got bitched.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on.
They said we're not playing West.
So why does Moira have to eat ping?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, what are we...
He's in Toronto. He's literally on the serverless row.
I don't want to answer me. Hold on.
Yo, who's message? Who's most...
call. Call James. Call James.
Call James.
Guys, there's a issue with the
server. Yeah. It's crazy. Oh,
yo, I like to see every single
game. We've gave everybody the
server. This game. We need the
server. We're not doing this
at this time. We need the
server this time, bro. Hey,
stand on that. We're
see here always look you join the server for um what server do y'all want west west or west
but if we can't get west texas west you can't get west texas okay okay okay okay but uh
west but i'm on 70 you have people with everybody four people on 70 being yo let me have a word
what's a server that that's more equal to all of us west let me have a word with corporate one
moment I don't think Bucky should have said I don't think you should have sub 5
I
fucking retarded we get to pick anything that math answer for this what are you
gonna get the map or server? Look at their pings, look at their pings on the right side, look at our pings on the left side.
Yeah, we should give, we should give that for server, like that's what we're gonna do.
And they have apparently two radiance. Yeah. Who's the second radiant? Trick.
The trick's radiance, huh? Went all the way to the fucking last pick somehow.
They, when I asked if Shirk was good they told me he was a geometry dash player who never played ballerin.
Is there liars the dirty lion cheaters? I
Hate people cheat on video games
Do we know what map we're playing
Is there like a Utah server like there's something like the you know the Midwest I
I mean Georgia ain't any better here. This is the dumbest thing ever
Wappos on 65. Hey guys, I would have said their West were East. Can we do central?
Also be central Texas is probably a fairer someone just change it real quick
Just change it real quick. Let me see what it looks like because like I'm looking at both sides right now
I mean
game bro 28 I mean this looks more fair it's still like how I think there's a
yo come to a bucky what is bucky what's your thing on Texas bro what's your
thing on Texas I live on the server I'm in with walls and she
I'm going to read you their side and I'm going to read you our side.
How about we do this?
I'm just going to let Bernard pick.
Okay.
I was just like, what server do you guys want?
We want West.
West.
All right.
There's not a way.
That's the thing too.
Isn't it San Jose?
So they're acting like it's like going to be on top of LA.
It's going to be San Jose.
It's still going to be like you guys aren't going to be all zero ping.
That's why I don't think they understand.
You're a sped on the sped?
On the sped show?
Guess what? Gosped? Gosped right here is about to win gamer of the year after his performance in the finals.
Can we just put it on West and see what the pains are?
I'm about to put Mooda's bitch ass down!
Are we doing all this and maybe we don't even get to see what our pain is?
Like I don't think they realize how it's down to actually building on my pain.
It's gonna be Northern Cali.
The San Jose? Yeah.
Bro, they're outpainting us in Central. Like it's not even close.
We can't do it in Central. We can't.
literally central Texas central the server is going to be Texas central that's
the server you guys are gonna play on it you're gonna have fun
How about this? How about we just flip a coin for either West or Central?
West or Central? West. That's there. That's really there.
I think they just said it's going to be Central Texas.
Even if we are Central, right?
Hey, hi, guys. What's the logical theory?
He's on the East Coast and he still has better ping than us.
You don't understand that.
You also have Mucky on four ping.
That's one person.
He's like my best player!
That's their best player!
He's on Bozak's team!
He's getting, bro!
I don't play this game!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
How about if they have a word in private?
Why can't we just check the West Pings?
It's Northern Cali, they're in LA.
It's not like they're all gonna be on TV.
Why can't we check it?
Why can't we check it?
Just check the fucking...
Let's check them, we'll all be talking.
I'm gonna just check it!
He wanted to hover over it!
Holy shit, it's not like they're acting like you...
four of you guys are gonna be on zero.
It's Northern Cali.
Let's just check it!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Can we just check the West Ping?
Yeah, can you check West?
Just check the West Ping.
Cool.
It's Kali in front, and we have two players.
I'm going to figure this out.
Show me the West Ping, and then show me the Central Ping,
and then I'll go.
OK, OK, there you go.
Here you go.
Let me go.
OK, I'm going to be on the back, because I'm not playing.
AJ gets 20.
Kason gets 11.
Wait, wait, screen here.
Screen, just get here, just get here.
I want you to see this here.
Let me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm just
going to look at the importance of playing.
I'm not playing with Sanna.
California
Please shut up. Please shut up. Okay. Wait wait wait wait
I just want to play man 59 53 80 45 45 43 25 11 20 wait. What server is this?
What's over in California? What will they're fighting for now if we go to Texas Bucky for 34?
51 14 19 27 it literally equals out perfectly. It's Texas in the middle of both continents
Whoa, we go to West again. Yes
fucking
Show me West
I'm looking I'm looking my trick. Who's the second best player on this team as 80 bear like what the fuck
Yeah, Jinx, I'm on the 80 bro. You gotta give me some relief here
This is pretty easy I think
Yeah, I was gonna pick you I was told you're a geometry dash player. That's a level three
They had
What map are we playing? Well, yeah, we didn't even get to pick a map or anything
Go back in there, Lacey, go back in.
Is it a bind?
Are we playing a bind?
Are we playing a bind?
Wait, wait, what map are we playing?
What map are we playing?
It's not a bind right now.
Do we want to play a bind?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
Want to attack or defend first?
Defend.
Right?
I mean, we started out hot last game.
They choose a defense to set the lead and choose a bind, defense-sided.
Wait, they picked a bind, and that scares me.
Yeah, I think we want to defend.
Hey, hey, you know this thing is off for content off for streaming off for the love of the game for years
Okay, so y'all got to pick the server the map and what side you're talking about make sense yet
Yeah, we should give them our fucking 401k two and our
Yes, they get they get to pick the server they have to pick map side and they get to pick the map
That makes no sense
How is that fair?
Come on
simple as that they don't get paid their team it literally has better ping than
all of our teams what do you talk about 28 19 15 7 7 a nigga who literally just
dropped 23 and 9 they thought he was ass he plays this shit on the fucking
low yeah their fourth pick is on 0 ping went 23 and 9
We could have done it with the game by now your teammate has four. Yeah, it doesn't fucking matter
He's not the best player on the fucking team fucking the best part of the team has 50 pink
That's what I'm saying like they don't say and like at least mooda and and guapo should be on the same thing
They should be on the same thing. No, that's not gonna happen. There's no scenario. It's not possible. It's not possible
What map do you want?
We want we want to defend
Well, I just flipped the coin for sides and they won the coin flip. So you guys get the map
I'll pick the map. Do you want what do I do?
They picked they just picked sides. So you guys are gonna pick the map first and then they're gonna pick sides
No, please start the game, bro, what a fucking play
Check the map guys. Just say a map. Whatever map you want
Wapo wapo wapo wapo
Shit, you wanna do bind again?
I don't care what we did
Ascent is not a bad show
I might be hard for them to play neon
Let's go ascent
I bet, I'm down for ascent
Ascent, ascent
Ascent, running
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Shower, showers
I just think bind will be too cringe for neon
Yeah
Yeah, ascent's good, right?
Ascent should be good against the neon
Muda saying you can't pick a cent because it's not in complex.
Dude, what?
What?
What the fuck?
No, I'm not just...
Like, this is what you're doing, bro.
Oh my god, is everything after no fucking big deal?
Does everything have to go for no Kiosk Lane?
We literally had to play icebox.
Oh my fucking god, Muda pisses me the fuck off, bro.
And they have ping as well, by the way.
No, that's not for yet. Look at the server. Look at the server.
We did the average, by the way. The average ping was 24, we're 44.
We have a double ping average.
Yeah, we have double ping average.
We can't play map out of the pool. Nice.
We already played a set and one of the things.
Just fucking play it.
We just played Ice Flux.
Ice Flux has been in the game since old.
Muda is just adding rules and telling Jigsie to rule
and Jigsie is just listening to him.
No, no, no. I like that.
He's Muda's bitch.
Like Muda actually can fuck him in the ass. He will not.
He gets bitched by Muda. It's insane. I don't know why.
No way he's letting Mota do that bro, there's no way
We literally played Icebox, we played Virg, Jinxie on Icebox
Yeah
This is Jinxie's tournament, we played Jinxie on Icebox
I was able to uh, I was able to speak to them and you guys are gonna get a cent
Okay, thank you
Beautiful, okay, I like this one, this is really good
No, Jinxie obviously said it as well
Thank you Jinxie
He's definitely, he's definitely here, here you are
fuck it let's ignore the ping fuck it all you do is bitch a moan
hey listen team we didn't come this far just to come this far man it's been a grind
we gotta come far it's been a grind it's been a road to success and I'm gonna tell
you guys wait now you know this game and this tournament is like a temple in
Italy wasn't built today so let's go out and win this shit that's a great speech
place see I'm really fired up I said I said I don't want to get off the game
holy shit yeah don't be a coach in your friend you know I said that should
maybe want to get off the game I'm gonna be quite frank bro okay do you want
to talk about really what are we playing I call this play listen bro we just
All right, are we ready ready? Let's run it. Let's just do us
Oh nice, he's lurking in our calls nice bro play
Play this fucking shit cuz this shit doesn't matter bro. It's gonna lose lurking in our call
God strike down everybody in chat and us if we fucking lose this game bro. We're not losing this shit
No, they're getting up in this shit.
Boy, Silky said dude, hey, Silky took the words right out of my mouth, come on.
What?
I'm ready to talk about this shit.
Yep, took it right out of my mouth, dude.
Huh?
Listen, honestly, we'll pick whatever the fuck you want, bro.
It's just gonna be pretty fucking easy.
Chad, what about a pick here, bro?
A bra night live, a safer would help a lot on this map.
Run, bro, I don't even think Saifah would help whatever they start bro.
I'm down.
Lock in the big Phoenix.
Who give a fuck?
Lock in the big Phoenix.
Bro, we need that.
It's not a Marlin skin.
Don't go on something you're uncomfortable with.
Who cares who you're trying to get?
I'm just gonna get picked up.
Just do you.
Do you, bro?
Do you.
Do you, Silk?
I don't really care.
Tell the fucks of the chat.
I'm not going email only.
I haven't gotten to choose a cheating.
My chat is not leaking comms.
They're not a bunch of fucking losers.
Understand
You understand anybody you see trying to leak shit just time
Toggle POV's yeah, yeah, I'm gonna toggle POV's
My chat doesn't care about this ballerina you're sweating the fucking Michigan game right now, so they're doing
right here right yeah I got a dash and smoke yeah everybody floods left and
just jumps on this way no wait wait till we get close and then flash just
I don't know this map, guys.
Go fast, go fast.
Dropping smokes.
Got one, got one, got one.
We're stuck.
Reloading.
Flashy, flashy, flashy.
He's one shot, he's one shot.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Okay, okay, okay, that's okay
We gotta make sure shake
I'm in um I'm just gonna try to peak peak be here
can we get a kill and get lucky here
they smoke me maybe we go mid maybe we go mid a here you guys go mid a you guys
make noise yeah yeah make noise go in mid a I'm gonna walk out of this mode
I'm in I'm up there. I'm at the smoke. I'm about to flash. I'm about to flash.
He's in it. He's in it. Yeah.
Yeah, they know that we're up.
Come on
Well, dude, I'm not like if we swing the stage
I think we could get it get him cuz he literally he's literally
Yeah, yeah, we should kill we should kill say come come come with me comes come swing this one you guys
All my feet
I'm gonna smoke tree you guys have to clear a name you guys have to all go away I'm gonna
I
Fucking my watch
Yeah
They're not better than me. We're good boys. Come on. Where's the energy? We're good man. We're good. Come on. Let's walk. Okay. Let's go
Come on ready we're gonna explode. Let's go a you guys run in
Spike down
That's right
Last player standing
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Come on we good bro. We go yeah, we are good. We're good. We're good
Oh, come on. Let's lock in come on bro. All right, let's run it. Let's run it
Get the fucking energy to get a fucking a bunch of bullshit. Come on. Should we rush B?
Should we rush B? You make the call you make the call bro. All right, bro. Let's rush B. Fuck it.
Rush B. Okay, let's rush mid. Fuck it. Rush mid. Rush mid.
Let's go. Come on. I should know in mind smoke. I'm gonna fucking kill him.
oh wait we have to break the wall be
spike down mid
I got the spike
come back be come back be what like the
I'm a smoke cat come back be lucky
y'all suck no shit bro that's the
That's the fucking point of the tournament you fucking twat
He's market market market
30 seconds left how did y'all make it to the finals because we weren't good
walk through it or some shit. Um, wait, God, I think the real shit though, I know I'm
playing terrible and I'm giving you guys other right now, but, um, I think we should
play Russia. I think if we play slow, how they're doing, we're going to get shit on
all game. Okay, do you want to just rush A then? Do you want to just rush A? Yeah, sure.
Whatever you think, I just. Rush A, rush A, rush A, rush A. Rush A, I'm going to break the
dart. I'm going to rush A. You guys got to go though. Y'all got to get out, get in there.
Flash is gold. Just running
Nobody's gonna shoot no you tell
No one should be fucking me. Let's talk
I think I've worked we got sight we got sight bro
Yeah, we got a let's
But let's go away here, okay
I'm gonna close.
I gotta play guys, watch this.
Wait, they might be moving on their way.
No, no, no, bring them back.
Bring them back.
Do not set it up.
Come back.
Oh, shit.
Thresh.
Wait, run away?
Keep him there.
I got this.
Got him.
I got this, I got this.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, Neanna's gonna run all the way around.
He's gonna be pushed off already.
They want 100% push through Swam.
You wanna re-hit?
Come back.
No one's in the spot, I'm just checking, no one's in the spot.
I'm group out of the day and then we'll re-hit it.
Can you guys hit from tree too or no?
Nah, we should.
I'm gonna smoke.
Yeah.
Ready?
I'm looking for a peek, yeah.
I'm gonna smoke the smoke.
I'm gonna smoke.
I'm looking heaven, I'm looking heaven.
I'm excited.
Haven't seen anything.
I see a negative.
I see a negative.
I'm not sure I'm happy with my time.
What is that?
This is not so.
This will begin.
Thanks for having me.
I'm 30 HP. Reloading. I'm on HP too. I'm gonna pick off you.
He's flash, he's flash, he's flash.
We got one! Let's go! We got one!
These guys are fucked! We just have them right where we want them!
On God! On God! These guys are fucked!
They're fucked! Holy shit!
Yo yo, I've been dropping people. Anyone want one?
Oh, yeah, I need one.
Here, I put them for you. I'm gonna buy a thing.
Get assed. We got them right where we fucking want them.
Wait, I can't buy armor.
Fuck!
I
He's got a ray gun.
What's her name?
I'm thinking men.
Men.
They're coming through mid-Aside.
I hear one.
Yep, what the fuck was that shit?
He just did some fucking jumping shit.
Reloading.
He's got one dead.
Well you didn't say anything.
He's here.
You know why it's fine?
You know why it's fine with Kat?
We just want to work here.
We have 40 seconds.
I don't know.
We just have to work something.
We just have to go.
Start going out.
You want to push through here?
We should just try to kill him.
We should just try to kill him.
Okay.
Do any flash, okay?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm through.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
He's playing.
30 seconds left.
He's already in the smoke.
I
Player standing
Okay, bro, I'm telling you this fine, bro sense very defensive fighting bro. I'm telling you when we get on defense
Lately bro, we just need two more rounds, bro
Oh
Okay, just fake be like make hella noise shoot some shit
I'm going to miss this bitch, every shot a headshot.
Here we go, here we go, they've got us y'all.
One more round here, one more round, one more round we go to the deep end.
Okay now I don't think we take, I think we just go fast beat.
I'm with that, I'm with that.
And then they're going to do a slow rotate this time.
Wait is this last round, is this last round?
No, no, no, that's fine.
Come beat, come beat guys, let's go fast beat.
Let's shoot the wall down immediately shoot the wall down and fight come on
Last player standing.
Hit the guard.
You have to run.
Don't jump and shoot.
Bro, they're so quick to rotate.
There's two fighting B main, one B site and one market.
They're literally just fucking rotating.
Bro, we might have to run fakes all fucking game.
Yeah.
They're so quick to fucking rotate.
I look like why don't we work this through me and I go and push through mid
No, we haven't all I'm talking about all the way through
You don't want to try like literally going towards this one
All right, you guys want to find me or we go through
Take our angels to trade he's gonna pick us market
watch your b-man push
right here
you're saying this?
well they take this, take this, take this
I just want to be mean
he just died
what is that?
what do you think this is?
he's peeking peek at
I have a smoke for you in 10.
Back to me.
Then pilot is up to you get out of all like.
What are we working here?
What are we working here?
I don't know.
He's just your work cat.
He's gonna start kicking out.
He's gonna start kicking out.
He wonders like in that little mix.
He's just holding that angle, Silky.
player standing
hang on, it's heading for 70
oh good boy, we gotta win one more round
let's go for it, we gotta win one more round bro
we gotta win one more round, c'mon
let's win this round, I have no money
go ahead, we need a different strategy
yeah, we need it, okay
drop me bomb, go up, drop me bomb
You guys want a mid B?
Yeah.
Okay, so I'm going to smoke Cat and I'm going to smoke Fyne.
Why is this fighting mid, bro?
I don't know why we're not just thinking we got triple aim build against the mid.
Yeah.
You guys want me to go?
It's in the corner, sir.
Nah, we don't have money.
We're not mid into market, so go up mid and fight mid.
I'm going to go B main late.
What's the pick from here?
Not peeking.
I'm just peeking mid.
I'm full-fighting mid.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm just running him in.
I'm running him in.
I'm going to grab his gun, okay?
I'm going to grab his gun.
Okay, no one right is he me market give me market
shadowing and not holding angles brother I'm a IRL streamer just my second time
playing Valorant I'm a level 5 and Mood is a number one ranked
I'm gonna sit and hold an angle with a shotgun, okay?
Trust me to trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me
We're gonna put your TV. Do you want to play for sight or what?
I mean you could play close to people because I'm gonna shoot then dash
I'm gonna shoot then dash off and they're gonna push close you could just kill one
We're turning as fast as I can't say
That's it. Wait one long.
Careful.
I'll buy this. I'll buy this with you.
Nice.
Go over there. Where is he? Where is he?
I'll fight. I'll box.
I'm reloading. I'm reloading.
Oh my god.
Clutch!
I got a shot.
I got a gun with no ammo in it bro.
Yo what happened to pilot being ass and playing on a laptop in Hawaii?
The fuck bro!
These players just lying about their skill level!
level. We might have to force a buy here. So everyone buy light armor and a stinger
at the top at the top left. As in Jesus, we're going to have to make sure she's
here. We're good, we're good, bro.
Like brother, they said shriek was never played level three is a radiant. Zoinks clearly
play the fucking game
Fuck they're out there out
He's just running back and playing like full time trying to save the gun. Let's go face them
I
Want right here you
Unranked I don't think I'm a high enough level to play rain
Yo, yo, I'm here with you, okay
I'm gonna use this up
I hear nothing so far
I'm coming up from the wall
You guys gotta flood
Coming, coming, coming, coming
Not out yet, not out
I'm gonna give you smoke to the left
I hear B, I hear B too
One B, I'm not pushing him too much
I'm on a weird off angle
B, B, B, B, B
Spike down B
You're not gonna get up, you're not gonna get up
Up one of these
He died, he died on me, he died on me
Fucking dumbass down, bro
What the fuck is going on?
What? He's got hacks! He's a fucking frog!
Come on, my one. Come on, my one.
It's okay. It's okay.
Fucking shock.
Get a little dumbass, come on.
What? Like...
Spike planted.
There's people right back there. I'm gonna flash you.
Nice one.
There's no...
There's people right there.
Play right together. Play right together.
Nice one.
Hey, I don't even know what was that was that
I don't know
He was like a fucking frog jumping around like he was just flying
No, it's okay. It's all right
What are these glasses?
What the fuck was that bro?
We're good. It just is all we're good, bro
Bro, we gotta have them right where we fucking want them, bro
We got this shit
I'll tell them I want it back
No, no, no, no, we have to go see exactly where I want to be right now, bro. We got this shit
So without here I'm one h3a
I
We come in come we walk backwards
Yeah
Ten seconds left
Go boys
All right
We're talking want them bro. Right where we fucking want them. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right where you want to.
Let's go.
Come on, baby. Come on.
Play a little bit of different shag here.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm gonna tuck behind B site, okay?
I'm gonna just tuck in. They're not gonna see this.
They're not gonna know this.
She's gonna play this fucking game.
Watch this!
I
Think they're not committing
Now they're all
and walk in a present
no they're B, they're B
I'm hiding behind a wall, that's the only place I can make right now
bro where the fuck are we?
B, B, B, B
I'm B
the day Jenny plays so good
got the shit you ever heard of the 12-5 curse yeah bro we would I mean it
bro it's not over yet y'all if we lose
I
Know it
You think they watch a cat I
Wouldn't be good. I wouldn't be good. I wouldn't be good spike down mid
I got this I got this
Lacey on God if you win this Lacey
Lacey
Oh my god, he goes is 120 club
Yeah, yeah, that was actually fun bro. That was fun. That was fun. I had a good time.
No, that was actually really fun.
You guys, I had a good time, bro. It was actually hella fun.
No, it was fun playing with y'all. It was fun playing with y'all.
You made it to the finals too, bro.
It was one that shit, bro.
That was really fun. I actually had a good time.
The final bro like a lot of niggas I'm making it to the finals bro. You know what I'm saying? We did that shit. Thanks
No, they were he was crazy I go a lot bro. Yeah, that character is broken, bro
I don't need to believe that character. What character? I swear he was a fucking frog that character is insane
Hey, Valoran he said to leave that character out of their game, bro
I get this shit off my PC bro, please
Oh
We should have just had the captain's pick, bro. You feel what I'm saying?
And then have Muda just get the scraps. Muda just get the scraps, bro.
Muda, congratulations, bro.
I don't want the subs, but I just want...
I just want your respect, bro.
And also I want to say thank you for inviting me bro because I want you to be here, I don't even want the subs bro, you can keep them, but bro I genuinely want to say
I'm not gonna live chat, y'all are saying can R streamer ever win a game?
I've made it out of all the tournaments, I've made it to the finals in two of them.
That's not that bad!
In games I don't play, that's not that bad!
I am just confused. Okay. Here's what I want to know. The only thing I want to know is
I was up with my third pick of the draft after already getting Guapo and Bucky and I said
Jinxie who is trick in Jinxie fold me trick is a geometry dash player who's
never played valor and it turns out trick is it a radio
Now, let's watch this fucking Michigan game, bro.
Please Michigan, please.
The basketball in the state of Indiana, Howard Rock.
Mods, do you change title?
I guess you could say he tricked us.
Mods, change title to Michigan versus Arizona Watch Party, $25,000 bet.
Oh, and of course I turned the game on in Michigan's on a night or in Arizona's on a 90 run
You're so behind how
Oh, here comes the ref, as soon as Lacey turns on a game, the ref start rigging it.
As soon as I turn a game on, the ref start calling rigshit.
Huh?
A lot.
Rums, can you put the score on the screen?
I'm going to go back to you.
Please, Michigan.
Yeah, who's Michigan's best player again?
He missed.
Lend, Lend, Lendeborough. How much, how many points does he have? How many points does he
Jack will have, huh?
Five!
He's out.
So Michigan's best player gets hurt.
So their best players hurt, Sharrett?
No shots.
Come on, Elliot.
Come on, Elliot.
Oh my God, they can't even do shit.
Oh, no, wait, Chad, is this game GG?
Their best player's out.
Go!
Push it, Elliot!
Yes!
What's my payout?
I don't, yo rums, you think I just have these numbers on the top of my head?
Fucking idiot!
Fuckin' with the sound, I'm deliverin'
I'm checkin' on
You're 30 seconds behind
Fuckin' with the sound, I'm deliverin'
You said you were runnin' on like grand tricks
You have the slip, bro, I have like 10 slips
Oh, Michigan looks kind of comfy though.
Oh my god, their best player is going to the tunnel.
Okay, how do I pick the people?
own interest hit me and said if Michigan wins you can give away 1k to 10 people.
If Michigan wins you can give away 1k to 10 people from people who signed up
with your code. So if you sign up with code Lacey, if Michigan wins, I can give away $1,000
to 10 people. Give all to rums. L, what do you mean L? Brother, how would you get the
money you dumb idiot. How would you get the giveaway money you idiot?
I'll get that.
I'm not live betting on Michigan.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to pick five people that I see.
see throughout the game from the chat and I'm like just randomly at random
times chatters in a chat and I'm gonna write their names down
Or should I do 2k to five people?
2k?
Alright.
2k, I'm going to pick five people.
I'm going to pick five people, me, yo JD, yo JD, shut up dude.
Come on Michigan, 10 point lead, don't sell this.
Can't be missed.
Yo, do the reps call fouls on Arizona or are they just,
does their whistle not work on that side of the floor?
Does their whistle not work on that side of the floor?
Free ball.
Nice!
Hello?
That's what I mean here.
What'd you make me?
Banana bread?
I'm cutting it up.
But my house is on fire.
My current might be on fire.
What?
Yeah, it's like smoking from the other side of the house.
I'm looking for the other thing I made.
I mean, brownies, too.
Yeah, this is not facts.
Darla sent me a TikTok that said,
she said, girls like, it was like,
what is a guy's equivalent to a girl getting flowers?
And I told her, banana bread.
Is that not facts?
This is actually so good.
Wait, don't eat it all.
Oh God, I'm telling you.
Head.
Head, okay, well.
What?
banana bread. No, no, that's what my chat's saying. They're a bunch of perverted. All right,
just thank you. I'm gonna eat it later.
Eat it all. All right, goodbye.
Love you, bye. She didn't say love you, bye guys, bro.
Is that not facts though?
The male equivalent to getting flowers is banana bread.
Like if I come home and my girlfriend made me a loaf of banana bread, that's like if
if your girl comes home and you got her flowers.
Lock in on Michigan.
I'd rather get some dome.
Well, yeah, but like imagine both though.
Imagine both.
Like some of it.
Head is something you can get pretty often
in a relationship, right?
But banana bread, you don't just get that shit every day.
You don't just get that shit every day.
So imagine you come home one day
and you get a combination of banana bread and head.
Imagine you're laying there in bed,
eating a piece of banana bread while getting head.
Banana head.
Think about that.
Banana bread head.
Holy shit, banana bread head.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, I should put my dick in the banana bread
and get head with my dick sticking out of the banana bread.
Here's what I'm gonna do, chat.
Here's what I'm gonna do, okay?
I'm gonna pick four people from the chat.
If Michigan wins, I'm gonna pick four people
the chat to give $2,000 to and then I'm going to pick one person from the Twitter community
to give $2,000 to, okay? That's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm going to do.
Me. No, no, no. Not picking anybody right now. I'm going to keep my eye on the chat.
I'm going to see who's active in the chat during the game. See whose name I recognize.
I'm also gonna open the Twitter community and I'm gonna scroll and pick someone from the Twitter community
That's active in the Twitter community and give them two wins
But Michigan has to win
Yo mods, can y'all can y'all go through the request real quick before I open it fuck I'm gonna open it whatever
All right, it's open
If you join the Twitter com, you got to make sure you're active in there by the way, it
won!
As they have won, let's go Michigan!
Let's go!
Coms getting too big?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It only has...
It'll probably have like 12k members.
But if you're in, if you're joining the Twitter com, you got to be active in there.
You could talk about sports, talk about the streams, whatever you want.
Otherwise you're gonna get kicked.
But I'm gonna let some people join right now
and for the chance for the giveaway.
W Onix in the chat, bro.
Oh God, W Onix.
And don't be afraid to like the posts in there.
Yeah, if y'all like each other's posts
then you get more likes on the posts.
Holy shit, that's how it works.
Yeah, I'm asking onyx for
I'm an idiot, bro who is number 15 miss oh
Oh, my, Arizona shook, Arizona shook.
Arizona shook.
Arizona is shook.
Okay chat.
I just realized that on my featured Parley in the Onyx app, I had the player who got hurt his over on points.
And there was like, he said there was like 20,000 people who tell me.
I'm asking yo Michigan is going I told y'all Michigan was winning this whole thing I told
He said you got a hope he doesn't come back because he's pretty because they I'm pretty sure that they void first half injuries oh
Shit they had a three ball
Let's go Michigan!
Rums, I'll tell you exactly how much I'll make, okay?
If Michigan wins, I would win.
I would win.
Hold on.
14
21
Like 48 day I think
I didn't realize I had that much on Michigan.
I didn't realize I did a lot of, oh no, because I chased Illinois loss.
Come on, let's get up at least, let's get up at least 20 at the end of the half.
Kado?
Why are you shooting that?
Why are you shooting that?
Live bet another five.
Yeah, but there's no point in live, you know what I might do?
What if I live bet 2.5K on Arizona spread?
Nice, go!
Nice go.
Come on.
Let's put the ball in the basket before the half here Michigan.
put the ball in a basket for a half here Michigan.
Okay, okay, okay, good half.
Good half, good half, good half, good half, good half.
I'm there.
I'm on top of everything.
I understand it.
And then I'm worked.
Arizona.
We obviously have played on the South Pacific.
Yo, for the people who are trying to win the giveaway in the column,
I said be active in the column.
I didn't say lie.
Lacey always has the best picks.
This is just a blatant fucking lie, dude.
I'm 2 and 15 in March Madness.
Chattis is a Twitter comment. Y'all want to join and be active people talk about streams sports everything in there
Okay, Michigan is up by 16 at half I need to see what the spread is
Wait, Michigan's chat Michigan spread is at minus nine and a half
Is that good?
I don't like how big that is.
You're already making a good amount, don't get greedy.
It's all good, Chad, Michigan's going to win this, Michigan's going to win this.
Is there anything I can react to while we're waiting for the game?
I can react to you all right in front of game to come back on.
this or this video isn't in an hour though isn't in an hour did you react to the
back room's trailer wait what there's a new one
I wonder if you have a real list of your children's...
I wonder if you have a dog or a little pig?
This?
I found something.
Yeah, this is your back room's trailer.
I thought it was open.
In the storm.
Okay.
What did you find?
A place.
I found a place.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Am I tripping or have I swear I've seen this place before, like a dream or something?
This is scary, bro.
I swear I've seen this.
This is creepy.
I
Need anyone there you're walking at someone. Oh my god
I'll say I don't believe you
Okay, I'm gonna come back here with proof
All right, you feel me. Yeah
Follow my lead
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
I've been here every night since I found the place,
and I still barely scratched the surface.
All right, just take a stop.
Come here!
Pull me up, pull me up, pull me up!
Police, rooms.
This place builds them.
It's like a maze. It just goes on and on.
I'm scared. I'll get lost
It's beautiful am I right
Hell no
This movie is either going to be very, very good or a huge letdown.
I don't bro this
Just watching a trailer just gave me a weird like fuzzy feeling. I don't know how to explain it just made me feel weird
Like it just gave me like this weird type of energy
Like I've seen these places before bra
Like this is creepy I swear this reminds me of like a daycare I used to go to or some shit like I've been here
I don't know how to explain it.
What else can I react to?
What else can I react to?
Yes, Russell, yes.
What is this?
DDG folded after XQC called them out to MMA fight.
Um, I didn't know there was anything about like fight. I don't know why you brought fighting that is but is this all right
Yeah, what giveaways gone there you go. I'll stop texting giveaways gone. There you go if he wants you all
Brothers good. No, you won't know how I want to say you will fight you
As long as as long as he puts it up money where it matters to him a piece of it is his own that were there
I'll put it up. I'll put it because I'll find no y'all a compliment
I'm texting to set up a $10,000 giveaway for you guys
Nice!
On breaders.
I will fight him 100%.
On breaders.
Oh yeah, 100%.
Okay.
If you want to fight, I'll fight him.
How long would you want to train?
Six months.
Okay.
Three months.
Would you want to go out?
We don't care.
Okay, well, guess what?
Barak, you are officially out of the giveaway.
I'm there, box.
Barak, you cannot win now.
I'm there.
Okay.
100%.
Wow.
Do you have this over here, though?
Yeah, we'll do it over here.
Would you come for that?
Yeah, we'll love to.
No, I feel involved. I feel like he's my student.
So, XQC wants to fight DDG?
Who wins that?
Doesn't DDG have boxing experience?
But XQC did say MMA,
which makes me think that he's got like something up his sleeve or maybe, maybe what's happening is
XQC's just trying to like pull that upper hand of like wanting to put up an amount of money that
DDG physically can't put up. Oh that might be what's going on.
What is that? So you want to show him the way? The way.
And the clip he talks about like fighting whatever, but there's never like that
And if you win it's like if we make jokes like on-stream in the next video, you know, I would I would have swung on him
Okay, then let's fucking go in the ring and swing us in strange
Where's he money?
Yo, I'm on stream right now. I'm with some did you know they argue on the mr. Beast video. I was there
Here.
Legends in the room.
XQC just called you out to an MMA fight
in about three to six months.
And what were your terms?
No terms, whatever you want, OK.
Just put some good money on it, though.
Put some good bread, though.
MMA?
You said MMA.
What are we doing with Box?
Box is fun, but it's one dimensional.
It's only one part of the big sport.
no shot like
Six months, I mean boxing is a man
Yo, did you when you would make that clip though you're talking about swinging at me though
You think in a street by the only swing it won't be swing. You're going to a fight you fight
You don't mean you know only swing
By the feet by the water like you know, I mean we get on the mat come on
I'm not scared buddy buddy you don't last two minutes I would juggle the amount for
three minute fight
I'll let you know Hayden but really I don't really fuck with like MMA okay I'll box them
all day long keep me keep me posted of what you want to do just let me know what your
by the way what is your weight you're out right now you're healthy weight you're not
I'm like 155, that's 165, yeah X is 145 right, so we'll figure out, that's your weight.
Oh, nice.
Alright, well look, you think about it, you figure it out and let me know if you guys would
like to fight it out on Grand Riskable.
Wait, you can still punch an MMA though.
We'll make sure we do a venue and set it up properly.
Just let me know bro.
Alright man.
Okay, bye bye.
Shit!
I know you're serious, I can tell.
I'm on versus this.
Damn.
So, wait, is this it, is there another clip, or is this it, it's like he dodged.
When they see reveals, he only keeps $400,000 in his bank for emergency funds.
Let's see the comments on this one, Jack.
There's no way in hell this kid deserves to be rich.
Him getting paid millions is as bad as owning a Somali daycare.
Maybe if you got off Twitter comments and got a job, you can make money too.
Can you please do a car boot sale?
What does that even mean?
Car boot sale
I'm not that fat. I'm not that fat
Sell a boot in a car watch this. Okay, what is this?
Wait
I'm here now
Okay, so I'm a man you're down
No, we'll be like that no no no it'll be whatever rules you guys specified that's full on
I didn't rub it his fingers together right now
XQC vs. DDG MMA main event. Hey our mom by the way, this is DDG. That's finish the DDG
I'm sorry, dude.
Good, good.
These are M&M's.
You'll be there for this, if you want, you're down.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we'll make it happen three to six months, whatever you guys both agree on.
I think six months is good so we can sell a venue out.
So you're going to be here?
You're going to do here?
Yeah, no, we're going to do a venue.
We can do, we can do three months.
We can do, listen, this one's not going to do that.
They're not going to overly bring in the shit for eight months.
We can do... Listen, this is what you're not going to do now.
You're not going to overly reign this shit for XQC.
Bro, I don't read anything. You fight the...
But listen, listen, because I never got to talk to you about...
No, no, we're real quick, real quick, because I never...
It says on the way, 8.45 to 9.15.
No, listen, I never got to explain to you the blue-faced situation.
I don't call the fights.
Commission the Florida State Athletic Commission does I don't judge any of these fights
I have no say no do nothing and when it comes to commentating I'll have no biases
and because I like the XQC agreed if that's what you're asking
okay cool no that's how I want to do it if we do it we gotta meet me in the middle I want to do it how I take and
scam likely did it. Well they did an octagon well what do you mean specify what you mean it's an octagon
Like they had the little legs just on and they had the boxing gloves.
You guys have the boxing gloves and the boxing gloves?
Yes.
Yes.
It's amateur.
You guys are not pro.
No, no.
It's amateur.
So they'll have to have the shingards on.
If they go pro, then they're going to have to have no shingards.
So you guys will have M.A.
Gloves and you guys will have shingards.
Yes.
Search up DDG's legs?
Why?
Which are DDG's legs?
What's wrong with DDG's legs?
What's wrong with his legs?
I didn't really brain too much.
I just say, I don't know if I broke my foot.
They look weird, right?
Wait, what?
Why am I...
That's crazy.
Why am I able to push down my bone and skin, and it leaves a dent?
I didn't really...
Brother, one kick to the legs, and he's done it.
Hell, hell.
Okay, look.
That's doing it three months.
I think he saw the cooking me and X2 at the house.
Oh!
Okay, listen.
I'll talk to X2C.
He said three to six months.
You want three.
If he wants to do three, we set it up.
I booked it.
Also, I don't want to get paid.
I'm not finished.
We may not pay like we planned nice.
I want to get paid just like everybody else.
Yeah, yeah, well, of course.
Of course you're going to get paid.
Of course you're going to get paid just like XQC.
That's what both get paid.
It's a big, big, big fight to make happen.
So of course there's going to be some real money.
Wait, me on an XQC did MMA, is there a clip?
Me on an XQC wrestler. Okay hold on.
Brother speak in a different language, this isn't fair!
Stop being Russian. Okay, let me go.
I say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Push it on.
All right, let's go.
Oh!
So fun fact, y'all might not notice about me.
I don't think I've really said it on stream before.
I wrestled in sixth, seventh, and eighth grade.
I wrestled in sixth, seventh, and eighth grade.
Um, there's pictures, there's videos of me
wrestling when I was a kid.
Sort of got it, mucketing.
I'm not kidding.
Y'all don't believe me?
I'll call my mom right now and ask her.
I'll call my mom right now and show y'all proof.
I will call my mom right now and ask her
and show y'all proof.
Do it, okay.
Call mom.
Yeah, I was undefeated.
I had 19 pins.
Not kidding.
I was undefeated and had 19 pins
and I quit because this kid ripped my lip off.
Watch.
This kid literally grabbed my lip and ripped it off and I quit after that because I was
scared to do it again.
Watch.
So right here, I'll tell you where he fucked up.
Right here, see how Neon jumps at him, but he hesitates.
XQC should have run right away, initially,
right for his leg, and get it taken out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He's got him in half-garb.
That's great.
That's great technique, X.
What's so new?
Maltesh, Maltesh, Maltesh, Maltesh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, my God.
He got him in the crucifix.
Oh, my God.
That is full mount. Oh, he could get a nice little triangular.
We got to move. No, no, no, no, no.
Arm on. No, no, no, no.
No, we got to move.
No, you're not helping Indian. Arm on.
Arm on.
Arm on. 30 seconds.
30 seconds.
Come on.
Come on.
Took him out.
I'm the 12. Fight him.
Alright, fight.
20 seconds.
Fight.
Fight.
15 seconds.
Don't have.
Don't have.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, type.
Professional cutlery.
Good job.
Good job!
I don't know who wins in an MMA match between X2C and DDG. I don't know.
Drul. What? What are you spamming this for Drul for?
Look, search of DDG Boxing?
DDG Boxing.
Oh wait, DDG actually boxed for real.
Take talk followers!
Oh shit, in like an actual arena too?
Now living in Los Angeles. He's a lover and a fighter.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Fuzi there.
Oh!
Big overhand right.
And they why it seems to be leaving Paige his head at a level that's easy to connect.
He is and that's the thing. You don't want to have your head in one spot.
It's not about where it is, it's about moving it out of one spot.
He's coming at it and he's freezing it.
That's what the experience comes in.
Hit up a point, hop up, and head and move with experience.
So now it's harder to hit a moving target.
Nate Wyatt just covering up, and if you're going to do that...
Okay, if XQC's taller, right?
If he takes him to the ground.
Chad, is the game back on yet?
Is the game back on yet?
Now, search up XQC boxing.
It's just a bunch of React, XQC, this is not boxing, this is just XQC reacting to boxing,
to be wrestling.
Here's the link.
I
As you're just posting photoshop pictures in the eyes watching the end of this, Michigan
16-point lead for Michigan 16-point
14 minutes left. Shirley Lee, Michigan does not sell this, right? Okay, we're leaving
them wide open for three hours. Good board. Push it. Push it. Push it, Elliott. Push it,
Elliott. Don't need some more, Jason.
I'm guessing he's not coming back there best oh
Who is number 15 he's actually him
Three ball
Got to make your shots got to make your shots
Go oh my god, Arizona's trash. How did Arizona yo chat who did Arizona be to make it this far who did Arizona be?
by the way roms roms updated I put another $3,000 at halftime on Michigan spread
minus six and a half so if it wins I'm up 51.5k
wait the good guy's back in he's limping
let's go finally gonna get a win
It's a three scrimmage.
It's working on 5,000.
A large count, 17 points,
and he countered off the mark.
Jack's going to win the board.
Linda board for three.
Let's go, Michigan!
He's in the back there.
Bang.
He's a little bit up and down the court, and he's playing.
Why is he playing?
Go, go.
Chad, why is he playing if he's lippin' up and down the floor?
Not a foul ref?
Hey ref, you're supposed to blow the whistle.
Oh, Arizona's trash.
He's rough suck
Lacey your eyebrows slit is great. Thank you, bro. Thank you do it for real
And that's there, and it's modeling yourself,
watching from the stand, and it's this,
the actual speed of the forward shot.
What is this?
It's going to try to ask you to go into your college
and really keep it a fairly strong.
Who's this?
It's always best.
JD reposting.
It's going to be up next in the night.
And we have some money to get up and turn that rate
to the state and then go outside.
Because it picks up the number three.
Yo, JD explain yourself dude.
22.
22, boy, lead.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
So it's gonna be Michigan versus Yukon. I'm gonna be honest, the way Michigan's
playing, I just don't see them losing that. Yo, okay, I'm gonna say this. Throughout me
watching the entire March Madness, there has not been many players that I've watched
play and said that guy is going to be good in the NBA, Elliott Cado is going to be good in the NBA.
Just watching him play, bro, he's good. He's good. I'm telling y'all he's good.
It's not D1, bro. The way he like runs the floor and passes the ball and runs the offense
is something that like it reminds me of like college Lonzo ball
Michigan
Because long-distance shooting, I just...
They're low-key scoring a ball. They're low-key scoring a ball.
They're lowkey scoring it.
Lacey, you're looking cut and skinny, dude.
Keep it up in the gym.
Thank you, bro.
You're telling me this doesn't look fake.
This is the footage of when they went to the moon the first time?
Do you have a pooper scooper?
Oh, he fell.
I guess this is real and they went to them, they did this on the moon.
They're having a dance party on the moon.
Who's recording?
They got a cameraman up there?
They're moving like robots.
Bro, I could find a way to stream the moon.
Facts.
If I ever went on the moon, I would make sure.
I would make.
What did Darla just send me?
She tried to make me banana bread and it came out as a fucking brick.
And then she says, yum, a question mark.
That shit looks like a pile of dog shit.
That's not banana bread.
I'm not eating that.
I don't think banana bread is supposed to look like brownies.
Hell boy friend.
What the action with the correction matters
it wants to be 18-18
a feature of America's national guarantee.
That's what the team has to do with that.
Come on, Michigan.
Now, in store in here, you're Michigan 11.
I'm on the left in Florida.
Well, betting app do I use?
I use Onyx.
The link's in the chat if you all want to sign up.
If you deposit $10 with my code, you get $100 free.
Also, if you sign up and the Michigan wins, I'm giving away $2,000 to five people who
sign up using my code.
You got to be 18 plus and only do it if you want.
Three ball.
Oh, yeah, Michigan's just, they just can't miss right now.
Number 15 is insane.
Who wins between Michigan and Yukon?
Yo Mara is so tough.
What is his angle, ref?
I love Michigan!
Come on, Michigan!
It's not even a sweat.
It's not even a sweat.
What is that emo?
Not even a sweat, up 23.
Hold on a minute.
Let's stop letting them get open threes guys, okay?
Let me get this straight, Landon Moore wanted to fucking come back and ruin my parley.
He's literally just in the game for no reason, he's not even doing shit.
He's in the game for no reason.
He's hurt?
I know, but they should have just left him out the game.
What is this camera angle?
A foul.
Bro, Michigan's just too good.
I might have to slam 25K on Michigan in the finals.
I might have to
Zendaya
It's a foul ref. Wait, is he out the game now? So they put Lendenberg in the game for
five minutes just to ruin everybody's parlay. Nice job, Michigan! Nice job!
Let's go!
I've been riding with Mission Get in the whole March Madness.
Come on kid, I'll put another three in for me.
Let's go!
Let's go!
I'm gonna be up 50!
Don't jinx it brother this game's over if Michigan does not win this game. I'm not kidding
I'll drop the only things tomorrow where I just post videos of me just like stick in
random shit up my ass I'm a big one person from the chat right now I'm acting Michigan
31. I'm a big one person from the chat right now to give away $2,000 to the only thing you
have to do is sign up for onyx using code Lacey.
The real ace, the real ace, 7890.
Hello?
Uh, you need to type in order to claim it the real ace, you have to type, bro.
You just typed a minute ago.
Me.
Yes, you, dude.
The real ace, how old are you?
He has a mobile delay.
24 wasn't expecting this holy shit.
Okay, the real ace.
The real ace.
name down, okay? I'll put your name down. Now, the real ace, here's what I need you to do,
okay? I need you to whisper anti-con, and I need you to send anti-con your ONIX username,
Okay, that's all I need you to do
All right now here's what I'm gonna do for the next one
The next one is gonna be a nightbot giveaway, okay
You have to be an active chatter in the last five, I think it's like five minutes.
And only subscribers can participate, okay?
So I'm so love to all the people who are subbed in the chat, okay?
So you have to be a subscriber in order to win, to win the $2,000 giveaway.
timeout. Must be active five minutes done. So all you have to do is be a subscriber and
be active in the chat in the last five minutes in order to have a chance to win the $2,000
giveaway. Okay. I'm going to put it over here and I'm going to do it at the next
like time out or dead or like when when the game goes to a commercial break
I'm gonna pick someone from the top no there is no there is no uh there is no code word you
literally just have to be a subscriber holy shit we got a lot of subs coming in what the fuck
Trace step with the sub, carnage with the prime, 7-1-9 with the prime, beast with the
prime, big dog with the 22, drew pop with the prime, beast Blake with the prime, Nagorm
with the tier one.
Nice new method unlocked.
Lock in with the 20, give it!
with the 20. You're ruining our chances. No, he's not. G. So with the sub, Blake in with
the sub, non be yaya. Alright chat. There's only two. There's only 400 eligible users
right now in a giveaway. That's actually not bad chances to win $2,000. That's not bad
chances. Now what if Arizona comes back and beats them and then none of these giveaways
even happen. That would be tragic, dude. Alright, as soon as the game's back on, I'm gonna choose it.
As soon as the game's back on, I'm gonna choose it.
You know, I did not bet on Arizona, bro. Do I look like an idiot who places dumb bets? No. No.
All right chat.
Are you all ready?
435 people are in.
You have to be a sub and have typed in the chat in the last five minutes.
Here we go.
The winner for the second $2,000 is White Boy Kid.
Yo, yo white boy kid, how old are you?
I'm in here, bro, 19.
Okay, white boy kid, I'm gonna put your name down on the list
as the second person.
And I need you to whisper anti-con on Twitch
and send him your Onyx username.
And then when Michigan wins, you'll get your $2,000, okay?
Kat, I literally put his name down.
How do I whisper?
This user has turned on block whispers y'all the two winners real ace and white boy kid
you have to turn off block whispers if it's not off by the end of the game I'm drawing
two new people games back on lock in yeah don't let up at all Michigan keep the
fucking pressure on do not take your foot off the gas
This is a little bit of a takeoff, but I'm playing one more, 20.
Why is Kudo not in the game?
Free ball.
30-point lead with 10 minutes to go.
Burles.
Burles.
Burles.
Burles.
Burles.
Burles.
Burles.
Burles.
against the outside fucking fucking people.
I'm gonna take front of the wheel.
Michigan is 77% from the grade of the second hand.
And she's 65% from the field.
I'm gonna work out the shot.
I'm gonna take front of the wheel.
This is a result of the team,
all the big 12 regular CD type.
One of the big 12.
Holy shit.
Michigan is putting back.
We're gonna work out the respect
that the police is taking with the system.
A block.
Yeah, what are the odds Arizona comes back 1 to 10?
Wait, should I hedge a little bit on my bet and just put maybe like $100 on Arizona moneyline?
Just in case.
It's literally impossible.
How's that a dumb bet?
$100 risk with like zero actual risk
Shoot it
No way
Yo, there's no way they sell
Who said Arizona is known for comebacks
I should have been there, I literally should have been there.
It's all good, Shadda happens.
The lacy thugs are all over their TikToks?
Wait, for real?
Yes, all right, let's go look
Like what are you talking about
Wow yo Michigan are yo miss against them
Yo, this guy isn't missing
Do I double down on my luck
get a couple of golds maybe
Oh
Hey guys
It's only a 21 point game
The scoreboards messed up blame rums blame rums
You should have hedged Arizona, I know I said that with the chat said not to
Please rage be drew he lost wait who'd you bet on
Oh, you had a edit what is his name?
You've got axels over on points.
That's 14.5 out of 11.
And the fucking, the star player of every political society
you know, foul out of the game.
So here's 0, 6, 7, 8, 9, who the fuck was that?
Wait, how much money did you lose?
Who can I get?
I don't know, it's 1.5 paying out of fucking,
but what's the other team up off Illinois, bro?
I'm down to 3.5 paying, you check, 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Wait, how much have you done with whole March Madness?
Um, I don't know.
This is the most weird thing I've ever lost to you.
Besides the one day you got scammed for like 10 sold.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not dead.
Lacey, you lost way more?
Brother, I'm about to be up 50 racks.
Michigan's about to take me to the fucking...
Michigan's about to take me to the promised land.
I'm not gonna lie, Drew.
You know what's not a bad idea, though?
Like you could slam Arizona comeback money line
I'll make you a deal right if Michigan wins I'll get you dinner
Yeah, just order us order us some hamachi, maybe
Yeah, just some meat and rice clean meat and rice
How did you lose ten soul so basically chat what happened was somebody told drew hey
I'm sorry, Max.
Basically, what happened when somebody told Drew,
hey, if you send me 10 sold, I'm going to trade it
and make you back double.
So Drew sent him 10 sold, and then the guy lost all the money
and never sent it back.
Hi.
This is the guy I asked me to come back from the gym night.
Huh?
I'm going to come back from the gym.
What's his number?
Yeah, six slam in Michigan. I'm slamming Michigan. Yo, Arna Garcia with the big five gifted.
Thank you for the big five.
Where are you from Michigan? Are you from Illinois?
Illinois? Michigan or Yukon, you mean? I don't know. I mean, I'm assuming Michigan's
going to be favorited.
Come on, don't let them come back, please.
Nice kiddos back in.
I like that.
726 flight.
To know what is done by Aristotle, tomorrow has been a monster to the information.
To know what is done by Aristotle, tomorrow has been a monster to the information.
To know what is done by Aristotle.
Rath! Rath!
Rums, can you make the parley thing a little smaller?
Oh, the refs are trying to get him back.
Oh my God, the refs got the call!
The refs got the Vegas call!
Wait, Drew, question.
What are you getting, what laundry are you getting done?
Okay, my suitcase, my mom did my laundry.
Well, you didn't even really need to laundry done.
One laundry last day.
Well, just give it another time.
All of it?
No, no, not the suitcase.
The suitcase is all clean.
My mom did all my laundry.
I don't know what was what.
Oh, you put it in there?
I packed it three bags.
I thought it was just dirty.
No, come on, Michigan. Don't let this happen. It doesn't matter. I'm telling you, it does
not matter. It's a game of runs. It's literally a game of runs.
I will wait until he gets more on it.
There's still a chance for my parlaying.
Wait, is Bradley in?
If Bradley in, he needs a chance.
Oh my god, Mara!
Why is he in the game when he can't even move, bro?
Nice!
Hit the way room, little boy!
Chat, actual question.
People who know ball, why is Lyndon,
Whatever his name is, Yaxle, Yaxle.
Why is he in the game if he can barely move?
Like, actually.
No, because it is rain.
It's rain.
Someone needs to get their parlayer.
He's going to put it to the back of his head.
He's going to put it to the back of his head.
He's their best player?
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
He's an actual liability right now on the floor.
You see, they spoke about the team.
They dressed them like a war.
They sent two bodies to pick up their game.
This is the time to make these parlayers.
I heard this back!
I can hear the smack from here.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You're up 20.
Why is he in right now when you have the championship in two days?
it's not tomorrow dumbass yo pass the ball in why is kiddo not in
He's too big.
I love Mora.
All right, this is what Drew needs.
Drew needs Bradley to get two more assists in Lend-a-borg to get four more points.
How are the two best players like one of them has 4,000 other guys just injured like what are the chances of that how it's
not possible this was literally like the easiest bet ever they're all spending GG's he's not getting those assists
like I don't understand how do you get four fuck yeah I'm up a lot
yo Michigan's good at rebounding I've realized that about college basketball
whatever team is good at rebounding tends to win games
They're fighting no don't fight guys
They're slowly creeping up know they're not it's a 22 point game bro. It's a lock. It's a lock
I said, between and every product you've got,
do you think you'll ever be able to win two points?
No, I don't think so.
And you were then 10 points.
I want to get a point.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Someone just said, Drew gets paid around 10K a month
from everything.
He just lost a whole week's pay, LOL.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah.
I literally, my friend goes to UConn.
I literally should have just, I asked him, I said,
Hey, should I bet on Yukon?
He's like, yeah, of course.
And I said, I fucking tail your stupid bet.
So instead, I bet Illinois and Michigan instead of fucking
Hey, I won for two, Michigan woman.
And I have to bet Yukon.
I'd be up fucking, I wouldn't be stressed right now.
I would have put another bet in it to make my money.
Now I'm fucking down three point five bang.
I doubled down on the Illinois two.
I put another fucking bet and just fucking signed
Show Drew this slow countdown
Come on, let's not blow this lead now. Four minutes, just keep playing hard.
What a take.
There you go, Bradley.
I need assist. I need assist. Stop.
You didn't do shit the entire game.
I'm an ancestor of fucking new ones.
I'm just gonna matter if it's a new one.
Fucking, yeah, I don't care if it's a new game.
It just doesn't matter.
I know what I'll call me down, bro.
Can you do that?
I feel bad for Arizona bro as a former professional basketball player you guys know the type of night Arizona's happening right now
everything's just in and out they can't get anything to go in and Michigan just can't miss like I just know these type of nights dude
I'm gonna pick one more person to chat to give away $2,000 to right now $2,000
giveaway coming right now I'm gonna pick one person in the chat. I'm gonna pick one person in the
column after the game. Right now I'm gonna pick someone that I've seen in the chat the whole
game. Okay.
I was about to go ahead and pick someone from the call.
Are you that guy?
Please pick me through the giveaway. I lost 3.5K today. I really need the money.
I didn't get a boost.
Alright, let me look through the call. Let me look through the chat and see who I've seen chat all day today.
J.D.
Nuss.
Um...
...
What are we thinking, Chad?
Who are we thinking here for the giveaway, Chad?
I'm not picking you, Barak, I'm trying to find a name that I've been seeing in the
chat and all day today you know what
roms I got you bro you've been working hard roms I got you dude roms I got you
I got you at a little 2K giveaway dude.
I got you Rums.
Rums, I got you, you're one of the five.
You're one of the five.
I got you Rums.
Rums, send me your, send me your own excuse or name.
Rums, okay.
He already gets paid.
Listen, there's still two more people to choose.
Who are you calling?
Yeah, you can give me a call.
You can give me a long call for the next more time.
Yeah, yeah, I got you broke so I had to send you to see one of our viewers and you send a cell call.
I can make all your friends out here.
Game's not over yet. Come on, hold on. We got to lock in. Game's not over yet.
It's not over until the fat lady sings.
Start singing then.
Oh, today's been a good day, man.
845 and 915.
Let's go!
Finally a big hit!
Finally a big hit
Wow
You know what Michigan's better when I got y'all in the chat bro straight up dude, I got y'all
It's a new record and so much attention
is on the next level.
We got a season, the high-slang and the 20-box
and a chance for three.
224-1.
On the A's, we have a normal last season of put injury.
And we want a different season.
I got you all, bro.
200 people now get the whole month of no ads.
I got y'all bro and you know what because I get half of that back. I'll do another 200 as well
400 people in this chat just got a month of no ads
Only 400
How tall is Cabell?
He looks very small.
6-1?
That's not even that bad.
Come on. 17. There's no way this game gets close.
Just missed a dunk. That was a Bradley assist by the way.
the. Michigan's going to the
champion. Kendo's got three
Oh
Time out
We're down. Come on in. And yes, my coach is up.
I'm your Charlie Nett. I'm your coach is in it.
Cut the net, baby! Cut the net! We're up!
Good!
Now I'm obviously a junior, also a champion.
And we saw a great highlight for Charlie Nett.
Bro, if Illinois would have won, I would have been up with 80 grand today.
Fucking Illinois dude.
Chad, me and Michigan, we're going to the championship. We gotta cut down the net.
9.2, 3 in 1.2
6.12
8.12
9.12
9.12
9.12
Wow man
That's the perfect compliment
The big of his team
9.
9.22
9.21
10.22
9.22
And I wish my children a happy new year.
And I wish my children a happy new year.
Woo!
come on. Alright, I'm about to go pick one person from the
come. Why are we still fouling, dude? It doesn't matter. Game over Michigan wins.
Let's go Michigan! Yes, baby! 25 bandos! Hey Michigan, congratulations on making it
to the championship.
That's what we do, baby.
We gotta get out on that court now.
We gotta cut down that net.
Michigan versus Yukon in the championship.
Me personally, Michigan just won me 25 bands.
I'm riding Michigan.
I'm putting the house on Michigan.
I'm throwing another 25K on Michigan for a championship.
I'm, hey, hey, Michigan fans, Michigan fans.
Come on, clearly not a curse.
Ride with me.
I'm clearly not a curse.
I'm gonna have a whole Michigan jersey for the next game.
Come on.
Right with me, Michigan.
Cutie, Icy Queen, thank you so much for the big 10 gifted.
Wow, bro.
Big dubs today, dude.
Big dubs.
Michigan, man, 313.
The big 313.
Oh, okay. Easy wins. Easy wins, dude. Easy wins. All right, Chad. Chad, I'm gonna go take a pee real quick.
Oh, baby!
Now, Chad, I'm going to pick one person from the comm to give away $2,000 to since Michigan
won.
Okay?
Let me pick.
Let me pick.
Let me pick.
Okay?
You know what?
Jacob how old are you?
Are you in the chat?
Jacob, Jacob how old are you?
how old are you? He's your he's a clipper. Is he in the chat? I don't think he's in
the chat to claim it. No way he's got a cell. No way he's got a cell. That's not him. I
I don't think this is him.
It's not my mod.
Is this him?
My Twitch is trippy killed him.
What the fuck is that mean, me?
He's not active?
This isn't one from chat, this is one from the column.
Jacob, I'm going to give you a thousand.
I'm going to give you a thousand because you're not active
so I can do one more person.
I'm going to give two people from the column a thousand each.
I want it to be someone I see in the comm almost every day.
Someone that just be typing in the comm.
Narrow.
I see him every day.
I see narrow in the comm every day.
All right, now we have one more person to get $2,000 from the chat.
Key word is anybody can win this.
Viewers, VIPs, mods, regular subscribers.
The key word is Michigan.
All you have to do is type Michigan in the chat.
Michigan in the chat and you can win $2,000.
Who, Joe Summon, why did you just type ass?
Guys, in order to claim your 2,000,
the only requirements are you have to sign up to ONIX
using code LACI and you have to be 18 plus.
Those are the only two requirements.
Okay?
All right.
I'm gonna draw it in five minutes.
But I just wanna show y'all, bro,
being active in the chat and in the Twitter community
and just in the community in general can make you money, bro.
And there's gonna be a lot more giveaways coming soon
with a lot of stuff.
But shout out to Nero and Jacob.
I always see Nero in the comments.
Jacob is one of my clippers, so
make sure y'all are active.
And if you're not, you're just gonna get booting.
Simple as that.
Show drew this.
All right, hold on. Are y'all ready for the Nightbot giveaway? All you gotta do is tighten
Michigan in the chat. The last and final winner is going to be
Ahmed Ibar.
Can I mod at him?
first time chatter. Amen, O N G. He just started following today.
Oh my God, Ahmed, how old are you?
It's five in the morning in the Netherlands.
I'm 20.
I'm mad, did you sign up using my code?
Cutie Icy Queen with another five gift day!
It's not legal in the Netherlands.
What do I do if it's not legal in the Netherlands?
Fuck my life, oh I feel bad.
I'm shaking bro what use price so excited
Maybe take away the requirement to sign up.
Brother, there wouldn't even be a giveaway if it wasn't for omics.
You think I'm giving this away to fuck?
No, no, I don't do giveaways.
I'm greedy.
He said, I think it's not possible in the Netherlands.
Fuck my country.
Bro, I feel bad.
I'm sorry, Ahmed.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, dude, but I've got to re-roll.
All right, the last winner of 2000, Ahmed.
Excuse me, can I get the meta sub at least, maybe?
Please, some small.
Please, I need the money.
All right, the last winner of the $2,000 is number one munch of all time, followed two
years ago.
since 2024, previously subbed for two months.
Number one, much of all time, you have 30 seconds to claim.
Might be a cell of a century, Jeff.
In the meantime, all you got to do is type Michigan to enter the $2,000 giveaway.
Zero chats today?
Oh, okay.
Oh, that doesn't count.
Micro 101.
Followed two years ago, one entry.
Looks like an old founder.
Micro 101, are you here?
since 2023? That's Jabers. Holy shit. Drew clutched up with some food.
Let's do the new winner again for $2,000 yo Ralphie yo Ralphie
No, that's crazy.
Yo Ralphie is here following since 2025.
So a little over a year.
Ralphie, how old are you?
Four chats brother that doesn't matter snowy. There was no requirements
There's no requirements
Ralphie
I'm 27 gang okay
Ralphie, I'm a cop of your name. I need you to whisper an icon and tell him your onyx user name
All right, and that concludes the giveaways our five winners are the real ace white boy kid
rums Jacob the Clipper
Nero and yo Ralphie
27 about to whisper a 16 year old
You idiot, you need to do a sub-only giveaway.
I literally did.
I checked for these giveaways.
I literally checked all boxes.
I did a sub only giveaway in all active chatter giveaway to Twitter community giveaways.
And then wait to Twitter sub.
I picked one more random from chat and then one more random from chat.
I literally hit all corners.
No, you didn't do a VIP giveaway.
No!
And I dipped in 400 subs.
Fuck you!
Now the question is, now the question is, what are you eating?
I'm eating steak, shrimp, and rice.
And chicken.
And vegetables.
do I test my luck and see if I'm on a heater trying to get a couple golds not a
Not a bad shot at all.
Not a bad shot at all.
Do you want me to order?
Oh my gosh.
Sonny money, thank you so much for the five gifted.
Do I open some packs to it?
through walking with attitude.
Yes, they have.
Yes, they have, but I don't know.
No.
No.
No, but really, when they replace the back, they end up with a lot of money, and then the other one can fucking lose all the money, and it seems to be awful. That's awful.
A little far coming out.
Yes or no in the chat do I open some cases for a little bit?
I feel like after that Michigan game want a fucking heater bro, right?
Do I open some pack draw cases?
Fuck it.
Come on, let's draw an 18-plus.
Here we go, chat.
Chat.
The stream is now on 18 plus mode for a little late night pack openings on pack draw
If you guys would like
To have a chance we do we do chat battles and there's promo codes
You got a sign up for pack draw using code lacy. You got to be 18 plus. Okay, not only do you got to be 18 plus sign up
You got to be 18 plus to watch the stream understood
Can I get okay in the chat? I
Am reading chat
I'm literally reading it out. What are you saying?
Also, if we come up big, you already know, we've tipped thousands of dollars in the past,
but we can only tip if you sign up using Code Lacey.
Please do not sign up if you do not want to.
Do not ever open cases or open packs
if you're trying to like, if you need it,
only for entertainment, this is entertainment, okay?
Show Drew this.
So you've been spamming it,
so it's better be the funniest thing ever,
you've been spamming it for an hour.
All right, Chad, I need y'all to make a call.
I need y'all to make a call.
2v2, alright let's start off, let's start off calm, okay?
Let's start off 2v2 with 30% borrow, and we'll do 5k, alright?
Parking lot, gotta start off with a good parking lot, oh I like these, okay, we'll
Come on, add another parking lot, okay?
Any shouts in the chat?
Any shouts in the chat?
Any patchouts?
Any patchouts?
Do some community ones. Yes, but your guys community ones are past bro. I never hit on
them.
Parking lot. You guys just only want parking lot. I swear. Why do y'all only want parking
a lot. Okay, let's get a few less volatile ones going here. Okay, and now we go to the
big bucks, the big boss ones. Holy shit, ice, AP Millie, Supreme, mega juicers good, goats
good, boys trip, snowflake. Yeah, how much should I do the first one? 7.5K or 5K? What
What do y'all think?
Look at this chat, of course you guys don't need to do extra, of course you guys do.
We'll do two parking lots, another billionaire, we'll do 1% cars, another ICE, oh my gosh
This could get
Built different okay, hold on I'm looking for it. We're built different
Chat we're so due for a big win right like we're so due for it
All right, here we go
Come on 2v2 2v2
Let's walk in bro, Cardi, I need Cardi I need you to bless me
Please it's better months. It's a big goal
Okay
I
See there no
Jordans
But it be day hey
She say okay little wallet we're up right now
Give me something!
Chad, he's gotta give me a good song recognition.
I need you to give me a good song recognition.
Oh, so close.
Oh, I know a good song recognition.
Give me this, give me this.
Oh, I know it's gonna make you hit.
I know it's gonna make you hit.
Cool.
Come on, Chad.
Spin them.
Spin them.
Spin them.
Come on, Chad, spam up that gold.
Spam up that gold, bro.
I'm so due for a gold.
Gold.
Nice!
Come on!
Gold!
New PC?
Bang!
Oh, it's a shitty PC.
It's a shitty PC.
Don't you know it?
So baby let's go, know that you got that gold.
Gold!
Come on, let's go, flex your lights in my face.
Can't really get some time.
Uh-oh.
Let's get a hold of some money.
Still, it was that side problem,
it was it making money.
Hey.
I don't know if this lets me get a new one,
depending on how I feel.
I hope you don't get any of this better.
Why are you saying save a lot of money?
Yo, we don't need any Sable Lachis.
We need fucking gold spams, what we need.
We need a gold.
I need a gold.
Oh no, they got a gold.
Oh, they got a gold on a good one too.
What is that?
Okay, it's not bad.
That's not, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
Does it suck a little bit?
Yes, but it's not bad.
Come on, give me a gold.
Just give me a good, give me a big gold.
Give me a big gold.
Just one time I want you to just show me it.
Come on, Chad, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We're not getting any golds.
We are not getting any golds.
Play All of the Lights, bro.
All of the Lights never does it anymore, dude.
It never does it, but sure, let's do it.
Oh, look at that.
Okay.
Stay!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, give me a crazy watch.
Okay, a chain.
Is it good?
Okay, 4500.
Not bad.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Nice!
Okay, a chain.
Is it good?
Okay, 4500.
Not bad.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Nice!
Nice!
Come on!
I'm still new for a big one!
Okay? I have that!
you
you
you
you
you
come on just get me in all you little bitch
I'm not getting in drop
Okay, hold on a minute, okay, some fucking socks, okay,
What the fuck are you all thinking about?
Chat do I do another battle or do I do I do I do I spin a little bit do I fucking try to try to try to open some packs
Do a deal for 5k
How much is it I went seven only with $700 here though
All right Chad make a call 1v1 2v2 3v3 make the call
2v2v2 we can do 2v2v2 for 5k
I like this I like this I like this a lot actually
Can't do y'all like this, 2v2v2, it's risky, but if you hit, it's really good.
with some low volatility right? Some very low volatility. I like creamy, I like the boutique
one, blind spots good, and then we up the volatility to higher risk, we go parking lot, prism 1%
50-50. Wolfpack is good. This one's not bad. Another parking lot bro, it's so due right
now parking lots so do am I wrong chat or my delusional okay and then we'll throw
a few big ones in there mega juicer
A P Milly ice will do go boys trip
That's good. All right, come on chat. This is big. This is to be to be to
This is to be to be to bro. We have to beat out these other two teams
We are so new for a big
We're so new for a fucking watch bro
Just some calm meditation music.
Oh, oh, oh, stay there!
Oh, you little bitch!
Okay.
$30 gift card.
Come on, just get me a gold!
Give me the shoes!
Nice!
What the fuck is this?
Please!
How am I supposed to let you go?
How am I supposed to let you go?
How am I supposed to let you go?
No, what I have wanted, what I have not
What I have wanted, what I have not
Come on!
I'm winning right now, I think!
Oh no, bro!
Give me a gold!
Give me a gold!
Give me a gold!
Chat, everybody please just stay in gold in the chat.
Oh my god, I just can't.
Surely I get one, right, Chad?
Surely I get one gold.
I'm so lucky I'm so do
We're not
Apparently not oh
They're gonna go again. I guess these guys over here just fucking on fire, huh? They're just fucking on fire aren't they?
Oh, yeah, give them the night that yeah give them the night doesn't yeah
Yeah!
I'm not due, Chet.
I think it's official, though.
I think we gotta stop saying I'm due.
I think we gotta just stop saying that I'm due.
I'm just, I'm not.
That's the truth, I'm not due.
The only one that, our team's the only team
that hasn't gotten a goal yet.
But maybe we're saving it for the Big Packs?
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh.
It's got to be something crazy.
Okay.
Big camera.
Big camera.
That might be like seven, nine bands.
Seven bands.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute.
There's life.
There's life.
One more gold.
There's life.
Just one time.
One time.
Oh, they got a Xbox.
Oh.
I need another gold.
I need another gold or else it's just cooked.
Okay, I got a chain.
Maybe iPhone stays.
Hold on a minute.
No, the iPhone didn't stay.
Okay.
Bull! Stay there, please!
No!
Okay, I got a Renoto, so I'm gonna come over tonight.
I lost, GGs.
It was close.
you
you
you
you
you
Come on, I need a good goal.
Please.
Oh, they got an iPhone. It's like 1500, I think.
Please!
Go!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
1% billionaire gold!
Give me something crazy!
Give me something crazy!
A boat!
What is that? A diamond? Is that good?
No.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I need some fucking help dude. I need some fucking help out here. I'm carrying a team on my back.
I need some fucking help out here. I'm carrying a team on my back brother. I got this team on my fucking back
Shoes say honestly I need those shoes. I need those shoes. Those are good. Those are good. Nice. Thousand dollars shoes nice
Okay, we're up. We're up. We're up. We're up. Just flex it. Give me another gold
Give me another gold
No, I don't think I'm up anymore
A little bold for me, maybe?
A little bold?
OK.
I'm not up anymore, Chet.
What is it?
What's the score?
It's got to be close.
Just give me one more bold.
Oh my gosh, it's so close. Can you never go to the police?
No, dude, no way I'm getting shit at the end. No way I'm getting jack shit at the end.
Oh, they won. They just won.
I got fucking reigned.
You're so do I don't think I am rough
I don't think I am, bro. I really don't think I am. I mean, fuck, can we get around a little 50-50 real quick?
One more?
Nice, okay, we'll sum the work width.
Parking lot, it's so good when you're right.
I got like six parking lot spins.
Stay there.
Guys, if you were spamming $5 codes, I didn't plan on doing pack draw tonight, but y'all
spam pack draw in the chat, so then I do it, but I don't, they're not on, it's too late.
I have no money left, I have no money.
I gotta be one pack, I gotta be one pack.
Just one little pack, just one little pack.
No, it's been a it's been like a month and a half since I got a win it's actually been a month and a half
since I got a win.
Not ending.
Bro y'all make me want to end when you spam W stream what I'm not gonna end that makes me want to end.
Oh shit, little booger flying out my nose?
What game should I hop on?
Hold on a second, I've got to go to paper towel wipe my whole nose, unless it's always
I'm gonna keep her down, wait a minute, hold my nose.
I must be holding her in my arms.
Fortnate.
You're an ogre?
Oh, I could watch the side, I could watch the
I mean inside
Oh IRL
Where? It's fucking 10 p.m. What IRL do you want me to go do?
I'll have one.
I'm saying you don't like it, for you're not supposed to say anything about it.
No, no, no, all right, I'm gonna just get off the, let's check his deeds bro.
We're trolling? No, you guys are annoying. All I have are nine hours. I want to chill
and watch fucking Sidemen inside. I'm one of the only streamers that's waitlisted to
to watch it and y'all just spam L's and no's.
I will watch it.
I don't know what game I could play.
I mean, it's going to take, the GTRP is going to take like over an hour for me to just get
in.
I have to download 5M, download VTA, and then I have to get whitelist into the server, then
I have to make my character.
Wait, isn't the server down anyways?
I swear I saw a tweet of X saying the server's down.
I want to see Marlin Rizz.
I wish I could watch movies.
We should think of everything.
I can't believe I'm talking so much.
Are you?
Hold up.
I
Breathe dodgy decision we're watching it all who taps out when the compass disappeared who will survive the week
This is inside
Woke up in the light, yeah I'm really young, talking to my sh** in light, woke up inside
like, yeah I'm from the wind, oh god.
I'm back for another series of inside.
You didn't bother asking me to do the US version, but on the plus side, that means I didn't
have to watch it.
Back in the UK, the challenges are bigger, the stakes are higher, and my voice is more
nasally.
must use some real nail bite in action.
Well, there it is.
First inside is vlogger AB.
His flirting abilities are so bad that he puts the wrist
in wrist strain in order.
Oh, nah, nah, this is awful.
This is actually terrifying.
Nalimba, welcome.
Bottomless pit of LA versus meal upgrades
would be such a battle for the Asians.
If you're ever on this show, it'll be so obvious.
How will it be obvious?
How would it be obvious?
You're newing right now, are you?
Got a strong jawline there, aren't you?
Too much mist here.
All right.
Now, I'm on Netflix before GTA 6.
What's going on?
I'm also a tennis juggler.
My name's AB, I'm 22 years old,
and I'm a YouTube vlogger slash podcast host, I guess.
Okay.
Hello, AB.
Welcome back to, I don't know.
I didn't have that lined up to say.
If I'm first, I'm actually going to kick off.
I don't know what sort of housemate I'm going to be.
I think I'm going to be a bit of a sheep.
Like, if everyone's spending, then I'm not just going to be a fool
and just not enjoy myself.
But if everyone's being well-behaved,
I don't want to be that guy to kind of ruin the vibe.
Okay.
So I'll just call everyone else's dear.
This is actually the Truman shower.
I don't know what I've signed up to.
Oh, showers.
What's the vibe in here?
We've got blue shower.
Oh, blue and red.
We win red.
Yeah, you gotta charge for hot water, aren't ya?
Worst thing that could happen to me in the house
is an attractive woman is interested in me,
and I have to deal with that on camera.
I won't worry too much there, pal.
He does kinda look like you, doesn't he?
Next thing is Ukrainian Tik Toka, Anna Malagon.
She's swapping her castle in LA,
Brow share in London.
Well, she's easily pleased.
Wow!
Let's see if I can whisk it.
I'm Anna Maligan, and I'm an influencer and fixer
Why are you all saying you won't?
And I'm the best phone for living in a castle, and...
Hi, Anna!
Think I took my favorite doctor ever?
Say hi to my phoneers.
Hello.
Do you think they can maybe bring it with me?
Unfortunately, we don't allow pink bunnies in the inside house.
You're in good hands of this gentleman.
Goodbye.
Well being inside I'm definitely gonna miss my phone the most and my butler
Wait, you could have your phone in there?
Who's gonna bring me my breakfast in the morning and give me a food rub and give me a massage and is anybody here? Hello?
I'm in here. Maybe I can convince some of the insiders to help me with that
We don't have a butler, but we can offer you a bottle. Hello. I recognize you
Oh, I thought she said she's gonna use her phone in there the most not miss. Oh
You're the butler.
I have, but not here, unfortunately.
Maybe. That's me.
What's your name?
A.D. or Alfie.
I'm terrified of females dropping game on that.
She's going straight to Marlin.
Yo, buddy.
Holy gixxup.
She's been treated 10 feet away from her at all times, Alfie.
Um...
What can we do?
Blades hide and seek, maybe?
I will ask you back hide and seek.
Can I hide?
Can I hide?
You seek.
OK.
All right.
I count to...
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
All right.
One, two, three, four, five...
Okay, little seventh grade race, hide and seek.
Seven, nine, ten...
What am I doing?
Dropping hide and seek game already.
Fucking love.
Sixteen, what comes after sixteen?
Fuck.
Brooke doesn't always come after sixteen, Anna.
I was twenty-three when I...
Hell, Hyder! Bro, what are you doing?
Twenty-three, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-two, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty!
2930 who I'm coming for you skipping numbers someone's kids to find a B
cheats
Brother, what is this hiding spot, bro?
What is this hiding spot?
I like it here. I just wanted him so high so I can be here alone. I
Need someone else in here already won't be one-eyed so you give it down. I hope he's not in the toilet
There was no spots!
We guessed!
I had no time for some shit!
You could at least cover yourself!
Alright, there's nowhere!
The worst game you could have suggested!
Next in is Marlon.
He wants to be the biggest streamer in the world.
Marlon!
Biggest streamer is me, when looking at Marlon that is.
Oh, security!
I'm Marlon 24 and I'm best known for being...
Extremely concentrated online.
I'm known for being a little bit of a flirt, you know, charming, whatever it is.
People would definitely...
I'm known for being a little bit of a flirt, charming, whatever it is.
We will expect a flirt moment to that prize money.
Son, what are you saying, dude?
You're gonna flirt your way into the prize money!
Yeah, right? I will do that. I will get that price money.
Are you worried about the challenges?
Yeah, a little bit.
The part was like animals, so they're gonna be like any spiders, snakes, rats?
Like tarantulas.
Yeah, fuck that.
So if you have to say like, who's most ugly in the house,
or you have to have a tarantula on it, are you gonna say it?
Can I say you?
Ah, poor boy.
That's how you just hurtful as well.
Of course you're the ugliest, AB.
But don't worry.
I told you 8.45 to 9.15 it's 9.40
30 minutes you want me to sit outside for 30 minutes?
You want me to sit on my phone for 30 minutes?
You're also the only guy in here
Wait you're still there Glace
Good, thanks for meeting you bro
Oh you're off to have a truncheon here you're gonna say
This dude walks in a room and he's got girls' jaws dropping.
Like are we serious right now?
That's not even fair.
What do you mean can you blame her?
I-
Oh!
What?
Oh, good.
Oh, wait.
You're still there, bliss.
Oh, good.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Hello.
How you doing?
I'm Marlin.
Very nice to meet you.
I'm from Ukraine
Look at him hold it under her hand like he's already at it, but I can like brother when you shake someone's hand
You don't hold it for 30 seconds Marlin
We have a little it's really this fucking guy. I believe a baby has been what the kids call
mobs
We would you I put the clothes on oh my bad. Oh, yeah claim your bed burn all right now. Yeah
Yeah, well, I don't know. Fuck out.
Wait, they have to bring their own clothes?
This is the best right here?
Oh, so it is. Good spot, Marlon.
Look at the dresser.
It's pretty fast in there.
Wait, where are y'all at?
I'm there.
And I'm here.
Okay.
I showed this. Heard his best from him.
All right, Anna, we get it.
You may as well stick a paper bag on his head and be done with it.
You said your name's Anna?
Yeah.
What do you do on social media?
I have a bottler and I live in the castle.
In LA?
So you live in the castle in the lake?
What?
Yeah, relatable stuff.
Guys, but I have a strategy.
I can't just say that, like, I need this money
to go on a vacation, you know?
Yeah, Anna has a fucking butler, bro.
Like, what are you talking about?
I'm crazy. If you have a butler, you know,
respectfully, then, why are you even here
to compete for the money?
No, I'm gonna donate it.
Oh, for real?
Fuck.
She's gonna win.
Fuck that.
I told you.
That's it.
Currently single, you know, not really looking, but you know, whatever happens, that's all I'm gonna say.
Next in is India, whose career began on the reality TV show Love Island.
Being on this show must be a full circle moment.
We're a cry for help.
Oh, what a really great good fight.
Hello.
My name is Indra Perlag.
I'm 26 and I'm best known for being a TV presenter
TV presenter and a full-marked reality TV star.
You know what, I'm gonna try.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm gonna try to do it.
Do it.
Okay.
Yay!
Bloody hell.
My lawyers struggled less with the case.
I feel like I'm excited to take part in a show
that's less about love and more about me as a person
and like building friendships and doing more challenges.
Nice to meet you. My name's India.
Oh, is it? Yeah, not my other name.
Hi, Anna. Hello.
That's me. I was in my little acting.
Nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you.
Hi, Marlin. Nice to meet you.
I'm good.
One of the sofa though, like this is insane!
Yeah!
Wait, you're not bugging him!
I didn't have like a couch somewhere!
Oh yeah!
That's what he did!
You did, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No, the like-
Oh wait!
No, no!
You have to buy cushions!
Yeah, dude, but no, I was-
You have to buy cushions!
I think you have to buy cushions.
That's probably a good thing.
Yeah, no, we have to buy cushions.
This is crazy.
I'm already plotted, bro.
No!
Oh yeah, look at him already.
Fucking, like a hawk.
Like a hawk.
directly on her, staring her down, oh you're gonna be a big spender? He's like a fucking
hawk. No, no, you have to buy cushions. Look at him rubbing his chest, showing his muscles.
Yeah, they're... You have to buy cushions. I think you have to buy cushions. That's
probably a good... Yeah, no, we have to buy cushions.
I already bought it, bro. No, no, we're already spending it on clothes.
I'm a sensuals only kind of babe, okay?
Okay, okay.
But everybody's idea of essentials.
Yeah, so yours probably a year, right?
I think I'll be the visual though.
I think I'll be very mindful, you know,
and we'll work together.
Yeah.
Next into the house is football phonetic expressions oozing.
As a Tottenham fan, the one expression
he'll never experience is happiness.
Oh, we're here.
Please, we're here, bruv.
That's what I'm talking about.
Going on, Mikey?
Good day.
Welcome to the inside, but I haven't got a criminal record, but what am I doing here?
It's probably down to bad life choices.
I'm just gonna take one.
Oh yeah, I need to do a big stretch after my case.
Wait, why do they have a suitcase if they don't have their own clothes?
But I'm gonna try not to shout cuz this team has been giving me heart palpitations all season. Hey miss Lloyd
You always told me I'll be inside. Look. I'm inside spam. You never knew it was gonna be Netflix though. Did you look at me, bro?
You know I mean I'm loud. They don't want to see me win. No one wants to see me win. My game plan for inside
I've got it ready. I'm inventing kids, right? Right are two of them Zuri and Zion
I'm getting a bracelet made right now. My friend's making it. You know what I'm gonna go out of father
He's confident.
If you see me with a wristband lying through my teeth,
don't tell anyone I can lie through my teeth.
Look, I've got space.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Hi, guys.
Hello.
Hi.
We doing hugs, yeah?
Yes.
These kids, I'm doing it all for you.
Zuri, Zion, my babies.
I ain't got kids blood.
Oh, he's in a lion's hand, yes, kid.
What's this?
It's YouTube OG, Saffron Barker.
Saffron is actually the second most famous Barker,
Just behind us, show speed.
Oh my God.
This is so weird.
Hi, I'm Staffan Barker.
I'm 25 years old and I'm best known for sharing my life online
since I was 14.
Hi, MTV, and welcome to my crib.
No, I've always, always wanted to do that.
I think online people definitely think
that I'm high maintenance, whereas actually in person,
I'm really not, so I don't think you're gonna see me
buying stuff in the shops for the sake of it.
Well, you're definitely not low maintenance.
Not Lily Phillips.
Oh, my gosh.
This is so weird.
Speak to which, our next insider is Alham.
He's an internet personality and minister society.
Alham was the hardest boy in private school,
which is why he had to show a separate list.
Come on, do it.
Are they walking together?
Oh, you're right, yeah.
How nice to meet you.
Alham Genjai, 26, coming on 50.
And best known for being a wind-up, troublemaker,
doing the troll, but I say it how it is.
You can see it with a mirror of London.
I'm the future mayor.
My man's gonna keep my seat warm.
Not too safe, yeah.
You got me? Take it.
They're too cute to be secure.
Look at you.
Straight through there, all right?
That's what it's gonna be like after you shut up.
Oh, gosh, you want me to go first?
Go on.
Oh, God, okay.
All right.
YouTubers, I can't really stand.
I think we're very annoying, self-centered pricks.
Bye.
I'm one of them.
Mate, come on, let's be honest, yeah?
We're kids on the internet.
They make a lot of stupid money.
And we're about to win maybe a million quid, but who has this one?
Wait, how much money is a million quid?
Oh, man, what's the question?
It's my 2K back!
My money back!
Yes, bro!
My God!
Oh, my God!
Hi!
Nice to be here, I'm a freshman.
Oh, good, yeah.
Oh, nice to meet you, I'm a freshman.
Yeah, I'm literally going to look up all of you when I go out.
I'm going to go through all the butler ones and just stand out the lot.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
No, I'll send you the best ones.
1.2 million?
I was born in Ukraine.
Oh, really? Yeah. You survived?
Oh. That's a great...
Oh, my...
It's a wrap already.
It's a wrap. I've got the camera.
Yo!
Sorry, I don't...
Anyway, how many more people are we expecting?
We have another one here.
It's reality TV starting every subtitler's worst nightmare,
Chloe Ferry.
Hello.
Hello, darling.
No, darling.
The luggage on the table, please.
Okay. Don't be smelling my knickers.
What?!
I'm Chloe Ferry, and I've just turned 30,
and I'm best known for being on Jory's show, unfortunately.
Very serious, aren't you?
You got a chair on the left? Yeah.
It's your new wardrobe. Right, left.
My wardrobe? But I look too good to put that on, darling.
She's gone the hard hard!
I think I'll be happy to have me inside
because I've bring the sun and the bubbley-ness.
Is I even aware of bubbley-ness?
Next to enter is Ben Azalars.
Ben has around 50 million subscribers,
and not one of them is old enough to rent a car.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
What's your name?
Ben.
Ben, are you broken?
Yes.
W. Where is Ben?
America, probably.
California.
Oh, my god.
California.
My name is Ben Azalars.
I am 23 years old, and you might know me
from my YouTube videos where we build crazy things,
but secret rooms in our house are do-stop.
More definitely, more secret.
Today, I'm building a secret pool in my room.
And you're probably wondering why.
I don't think I've ever met an American before.
Never met an American?
I know, never in my life. I've been to Las Vegas.
Americans live in America, so I think you have, though.
Whoa.
Big prison, isn't it?
I plan on taking the cold showers, not taking the meal upgrades,
not spending any money.
I want to be deprived of all things I like.
I'm trying to take the challenge and be uncomfortable
and just do it for real.
Okay.
Hello! Hello, everyone!
Oh, wow.
Hello!
Hello, you suckers!
Hello, nice to meet you.
Yeah, my plan is to be a loyal competitor.
I don't want to be back-savvy people.
I've watched the show, there's a lot of that.
So I plan on being the friend that's loyal.
She pisses me off.
Why?
Wait, why does she piss you guys off?
I'll be honest with you, I like to drink.
I love a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.
Do you think they're heaven here?
Yeah, the better, because I'm going home.
I've got to have a drink.
This is like the UK version.
I feel like a lot of them, they'll probably notice
that it better since they're in the same scene,
if that makes sense.
As long as I'm not the only American
because I watched the last one, the US version,
they're like singling out the one UK guy.
And I was like, fuck, I don't want to be like that oddball out.
And it's like, I'd eliminate somebody.
You might as well be him.
Next in is Cheyenne, a presenter who
has interviewed Wayne Lillica and Andrew Tate,
although most police officers could say the same thing.
Oh my god.
Hi.
My name is Cheyenne Reynolds.
I am 32 now.
I know a millennial.
Damn.
I am most known for my podcast, my interview formats, and...
...chance shit, oh, isn't that really?
It was a toxic business.
Digmountain. She's got a toxicity in that.
Can we get quick?
No!
Kind of insider I'm gonna be is the mother hen.
It would be absolutely crazy if someone wants to vote their mom out.
Well, Cheyenne's next child is about to pop out.
And it's Lydia Violet.
Lydia started streaming a few years ago while in Bali.
Why else did the same thing?
I guess that's a bullseye.
Hi!
Hi!
Oh, my God!
Like, what are you all sending me?
Oh, my God, yeah.
I'm so happy to see you.
I'm Lydia.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Lydia.
I am 22 years old, and I am a live streamer.
Wait.
Lydia Violet, that name sounds familiar.
All right.
I play video games for a living, which is pretty cool.
Everyone's name again, Lydia.
That's impressive.
Okay, Sean.
Sean.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
I'm remembering your name.
I'm sorry about it.
And then everyone else is famous.
People might be surprised that I am actually English.
I know it doesn't sound like I'm English.
It's just, I'm chronically online.
And I live in Australia, but I'm chronically online.
Young people.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, you're right.
Good to see you.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Your name?
Lydia.
Hello.
Hello, you're home!
Oh, they're all so nice.
Let's see how long this lasts.
Oh, no, they're going to...
Oh, my God, he's going to have done me that.
He's going to have done me that.
Oh, my God!
What happened, sir? Coming back, coming back.
I'm sorry to make you...
Is this all of them or are there more?
Oh, no, she was going to be in there black.
I can't win now. This is for my kids. Look, Dad, Zuri Zion, she knows I ain't got kids blood.
She's got my phone number blood.
Hello podcast. It's my favourite format.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The best thing ever made is, out she is.
Is yours a technical podcast?
Nah, that's come out in the talk show.
I can't believe you're here.
I don't!
I love that you're here.
Yo, really hurting deeply?
Really?
Oh yeah, that's real subtle. You should change your name to Micro Expressions.
I need a little sub-story, yeah.
I've got something made, I've got a little bracelet made.
I just pretend that you know I've got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't sell me out, lad.
Oh, I've never.
I did that stand-down video for free.
He's selling the whole game already.
Remember that, yeah.
Why does he need a sub-story?
Lena Totman fan's good enough.
Expressions has just told me about his kids.
I feel like stressed.
I'm actually not that good at, like, lying.
Honestly, people know if I'm lying.
So I am actually like a streamer.
I'm a live off rip!
What do you do?
I'm a streamer.
You're a streamer?
Straight streamer.
Do you know what a streamer is?
No, what's a streamer?
Okay, so I like...
WHAT?!
Video games.
Right, live.
So you're playing just for example Monopoly or Crash Bandicoot.
If you want just watching it.
No, we don't play Monopoly dude.
Yeah, you can hike up and do it.
Oh my gosh, when we get out, okay?
You should become a streamer.
Or a stripper.
I've actually been doing it a few times.
You think anybody's actually gonna hit a workout?
Our final insider is no stranger to a big lift.
It's the world's strongest man, Eddie Hall.
He's so big and strong that no one's ever told him his hair cut shit.
My name's Eddie Hall. I'm also known as The Beast.
I'm 37 years old, and I am best known for winning the world's strongest man 2017
and being the first human being to lift half a ton off the floor.
Wasn't he heavy for you, was it?
Was it?
No.
Might be too heavy for you though.
Holy shit!
So my diet is essentially carnivore.
All I eat is meat, eggs, and dairy.
So yeah, rice and beans is one of my worst nightmare.
Hello!
Hello!
Oh no, no, no, no!
How you doing?
You're really big!
Man, look at that.
What a shame!
I was so shocked when I saw Eddie.
He was the last person I thought would be here.
Here we see the world's strongest man.
Moralist getting freemaw!
The world's strongest accent.
Are you the world's strongest man?
I am.
You listen to me I want to.
Probably, yeah.
Come on, love it, can't we?
What's your name, son?
Chloe, what's your name?
Eddie.
Eddie, they say Eddie.
Eddie, here with me.
No, no, close.
Eddie comes in the door.
Absolutely humongous.
That big, he needs his own phone.
Oh my god, shut up!
This is like that before.
What's the best thing you've built?
We're done.
We did a roller coaster off the roof.
Which is fucking...
Didn't like a car.
Like, on the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuckin' hell.
with wood and PVC pipes like prostitutes.
It's one of those things I didn't think was possible.
And someone actually rode it.
Yeah, I did, yeah.
Yeah, what do you mean rolling, smurfing?
What does that even mean?
The dynamic is quite open.
I mean, lots of very young people in the group.
I think expressions is very expressive.
Just that energy, I can deal with that energy in small doses.
But I just wonder how that's going to grind on me over seven days.
Hey, hold up.
12 people here.
A million pounds split 12 ways.
12 ways.
Country glad each?
More, yeah.
That's not even bad.
Yeah?
That's actually not even that, 100 grand each?
Why don't they just take that?
So, what are we saying?
We just always spend that 80 bags.
No, bro.
No.
What?
I thought you were going to say 80 bags.
That's the same as the money.
So what's the minimum you would like to go home with at the end of this?
How about this?
How about the treat?
Nobody has ever went home with over 500.
So we could really...
So if we all
Good talk, great talks Mark
I think that's reasonable
Yeah, I think that's reasonable
Chad, what do you all want my canvas?
Top left good or do you guys want it somewhere else?
And don't say off
We're gonna have to know what we should try
Here comes the sidemen
What they lack in talent, looks and personality
They're more than they make up for with fancy production and guests
Oh, hell
Oh, it's nice in there
It is
Hello
Hello buddy
You've been working out
I'm a fan somewhere
Stop blazing
Oh, it's time for me to go.
It's a little difficult.
Well, it's coming up.
Oh, boy.
Oh, God.
Someone keep JJ away from Marlon.
Ah!
Because, thanks, you're so nice.
So what do you have inside the shower?
Hot shower per minute.
100 euros.
Sofa cushions, 10,000 euros.
Premium coffee at 1,000.
Energy drink at 1,000.
Cola 600.
random soft drink 400 sweets a thousand random chocolate 650 crisps blue balls 2500
all right let's go let's go and make one
You're a weird bunch.
Hello! Hello, man.
How are you doing, man?
APPLAUSE
Welcome to Insight!
Oh, no, he's doing the promo voice again.
Your prize fund starts at ยฃ1 million.
Wow!
But I can only be one winner.
So trust no one.
Don't meet me.
You're very cute.
Hey!
The show is now open.
Y'all never lie.
Mark my words right now.
Now, if I ever am on this show, or get the opportunity to be on this show, the first thing I'm doing is going to get that meal upgrade.
Chloe sprints into the shops. What could she possibly be after?
Wait, so far Chris is in 10th that way.
Energy drink? Any sweet... oh god, I can do a little.
Would I wear the alcohol?
I could have done that a bit later on then.
Oh, okay.
I'd be like a tree.
Fuck this shit, I'm ready.
You're getting withdrawals.
I'm not going to lie, I am really excited to be here, but I need a drink.
And on that menu, there is no alcohol.
How am I going to survive?
Dear!
Who's going to tell Chloe this is her intervention?
Where it is, my wife, my wife!
I need my saviour bro!
Could I get some crisps, please?
What do you say?
Who just spent money already?
Can I get some crisps, please?
Please, I'm sorry!
Crisps?
No, I'm fucking sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That won't fucking fill you.
It's the first day, yeah?
Fight the cushion.
Just be smart with your money.
Put it towards your meal upgrades.
Imagine the prosecco later.
My butt cheeks right now? Flat. You get me.
I've got a bum, you know? Not any more, fam.
I've got no back, fam.
I need some solfers for that cushion stat.
We need a football. Just keep it up.
Two touch, just like go.
Bro, if there's the air, if there's shit like that,
we need some deadlisteners.
worth it here is.
You always know.
Hold that.
Hey, behind me now.
Yeah, my boy.
Who do you think is going to be like?
Spressions.
Yeah?
What's spending the most?
Oh, is that the question?
What are you doing?
When did Jimmy Keller arrive?
That laugh is just fucking mental, bro.
I don't trust the boys.
I have to.
I trust the boys about spending.
No, no, I feel like they'll seem well.
No, I don't.
No, but I feel like the boys like, I feel like they need the energy.
Okay, so girls and the guys are already split up.
No, no, no, no.
We're just, you know, trust each other.
Drinking the girls are like forming an alliance, like plotting.
Probably. It's natural, don't you think?
Where's the girls?
Let's be honest, innit?
But girls are very bitchy, so they're not going to turn on each other.
They're smarter than us, bro.
They're smarter than us.
No, they've got Chloe from Jordy Shaw and Saffron Barker.
I don't know how much smarter.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Here is the wine.
Chloe, the only wine in this place is coming from your mouth.
You fucking...
No!
A!
Put an A meeting in her temptation room, dude.
Holy shit, she's been there for about ten minutes.
She's asked for alcohol three times.
Dear God!
She's here for red wine like you before, Yifan.
I think Cheyenne's going to be very calculated here.
She's done her dating show and she deals with men very well.
I think she might win.
I don't think she could be the ringleader of what's going on.
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think of them?
Just here to like ask you to win the money.
I think Anna or the lad should win the round.
Yeah, Anna.
I know, I know.
She's got a blast.
She's got a blast of shit.
She's got a blast of shit.
She said she's giving all the money to charity if she wins.
Oh, mate, fuck that for a laugh.
Definitely better than that for a laugh.
Yeah.
Yeah, charity's for losers.
Tax, retreat.
Well, the boys and the girls were just
plotting separately, though.
We were actually having a good time.
Were you figuring out if the master blend
how to let us all down?
Be honest.
What?
I don't know if there's enough brain cells
that you left in here for us to do that, boy.
You know what I mean?
We're just trying to live life and get cushions.
We were just talking about fighting.
This place looks like a kennel
with a pork sat next to an XL bully.
Well, you don't give it a...
Oh, nah!
Hey!
Lunch is ready.
Hold on.
I need to see what the lunch is.
Hey, I saw you in a spot!
Oh, let's go!
No reason, I just need to see.
How much?
Getting upgrade now.
Yo, do it quick.
Do it quick.
Hey, man.
Come down and pull it up, you all.
Oh, this is the cushion. That's shit! That's fucking shit, Sidemen! That's shit!
That's not model behaviour.
I think this is when I realise I might actually cut to the end of this.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it does. 5K.
So what do they eat every day when they're in there?
We're not going yet.
I just don't want to spend five grand.
But this is going to be horrific, I guess.
Ah!
Damn!
Oi! That's alright, bloody! Is that rice and peas?
That's rice and peas.
What the hell is that?
Where's the beans?
Rice and beans?
What the hell is this?
It's my worst nightmare.
I get to pretend to be a man.
I'll buy you that shit.
I'll have a seat later.
Is there anyone I want to try to murder?
Oh, yeah
Wait, is it $5,000 per meal upgrade or do you get your meal upgraded the whole entire time you're there?
Yeah, I've got the meal upgrade the rice and beans was terrific. I mean it's just rice
I said to the camera, you know I'm fussy
Please don't put anything confusing in there. We're talking mustard. We're talking pickles with her meal
So when you're so so so when you're on the show you gotta eat rice and beans for every meal every day
I'm just asking I'm just asking I don't care
I'm just asking looking. I don't know loads of miscellaneous meets. I don't even know what was in there
How is that? I feel like somebody isn't as big as you need to see the judge of whether it's doing surgery
The meets good. Yeah, I'm just avoiding
Hey to a toilet mom again again, you might want to get that checks mate
I'd affirm a tango mango, zero sugar blood.
Another can, but he's definitely taking the piss in the shop.
We need to buy things as a team, and then we need to buy things for ourselves.
The shop will be seeing me, but I've just known Sam.
Brother, I've got a tango mango in my water bottle, and I've only been doing that
for like the whole show.
Did you just take a shot?
Again?
Again?
You might want to get that checked, mate.
I prefer a tango-mango-zero-shoe-garb, though.
Another can!
But he's definitely taking the piss in the shop.
We need to buy things as a team.
And then we need to buy things for ourselves.
The shop will be seeing me, but I'm just an old fan.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Brother, I've got tango mango in my water bottle,
but I'm already doing that for like the whole show, lad.
What else you do other than...
Oh, he's sneaking drinks into his water bottle.
I was like, you know, TikTok, Instagram.
Twitch.
Twitch, yeah.
Look at that.
Oh, yeah.
You know what does that about all the girls, dude?
Do you ever do like tours or like meet and greets when...
Yeah, I do, yeah.
I just did one.
I just did one tour in America.
People follow you, they stalk you, like, I mean, I'm not like people come to
my hotel room, like knock on my door, I don't know.
Why are his pants in his pants?
Just back them in.
You know, I swear in my life, I invite them in to take a picture, they went
They're right at that old chestnut of a thing. Come on.
He's just gripping his shit.
I'd like to confirm a proper wind-up, please.
A wind-up? Look at this beat.
Oh, my God. What is this?
I'll take that. Yeah, that's yours, that's yours. What is this?
Fruit wind-up. Is that a fucking joke?
No, I don't want it. I don't like it.
I'm not being part of your plan. I'm winning the million pound.
Oh, you can buy a little fruit, Snake.
I mean, I watched him on the outside anyway. Not bad, not bad!
Jesus, but like, I don't know. I feel like we got a little dynamic duo going on.
Oh, inside, friends.
You guys can take a hot shower or a full shower.
Listen, I was like, if we're showering together, I was like, don't go up!
I was like, yeah!
I wanna see how cold it is.
Yeah, should we do it?
The showers are cold!
Make sure it's cold.
It's doable.
In the morning, it's gonna be a little different.
Oh, oh, fuck man.
The insiders have had their rice and beans, and after simultaneously shouting, they've
had to put on their new sparkling inside uniforms.
I'm admiring your foot.
Thanks bro.
We bravely just wiped the dogs out this early.
My fucking feet were really hot.
What are you all saying suss for?
That noise means for the first time this series, the insiders are heading to the
Challenger Room.
challenge area
nah nah nah nah nah nah
are you celebrating?
not there, this is when the beef starts
someone who doesn't bother if you sell a beef
the first time this series, the insiders are headed into the
challenger area
nah nah nah nah nah nah
are you celebrating?
not there, this is when the beef starts
the beef, I like beef at you
oh nah, this is when it gets real
oh shit
whoa
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is too close for comfort.
Every round two insiders will be paired up and be asked a juicy question.
In order to complete the challenge, they must truthfully answer each question.
However, whilst doing so, a few distractions will take place.
If the distraction is too much to handle, they can press the red button and step out of the challenge.
But doing so will cost the team 10,000 pounds.
Now, let's play Too Close for Comfort.
Expressions.
Come on, boss.
Come on, me.
And Lydia, please.
Why me first?
To the boss.
Oh, wait.
You actually mind if I'm pressed the button 10 times?
It's not that much.
Don't press it.
Don't press it.
Well, you're talking too much, Mike.
Get in.
Get in the fucking box, bro.
Question if you if in this in this show
Can you get eliminated by challenges or do you just lose money by challenges?
What's up, that's outrageous, you know.
Hey, you snooble.
How's Eddie getting in this box?
Oh my god, I'm actually down for it, guys.
Both?
It's like I'm snorkeling and you're like...
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
Hey, you know, man needs some support in it, black.
I'm scared, oh.
Hey, three, six.
Why so many questions?
Yeah, maybe because I'm watching the show
and I want to understand it.
But when you've got the world's strongest man, black,
This is where you need to just, you get, you need to turn it on, you need to shazam.
Well, how do you guys feel about cockroaches?
What roaches, Jack? What roaches? What roaches?
Oh, they're wild! They're muscly!
Oh, it's all mine! It's all mine!
Stop your shit! It's all my head!
It's all my head!
My head!
My head!
All right, let me slowly ask you a question.
What's that on my head?
Oh, that's gone!
What's the button then?
I can't even see the button.
Shagged Murray kill.
Shagged Murray kill?
Rice, and say.
All right, so, um...
What are you sweating?
I'm a Marie Saffa. I love that water.
You know them wait there.
I'm a shagged rice. Chicken fried rice, baby.
You know them wait there.
And say, I'm a killin' him!
I'm a killin' him, blood!
Remember, I said it, fam.
And I'll do it for free, blood.
Lydia, who do you think has zero chance of winning?
Lydia, this is part of me!
I'm gonna call my nose!
Tell me!
Just say me!
Eze?
Eze?
What the fuck?
She doesn't even know his name, oh no!
Press the button! Press the button!
I swear!
I swear to this woman that
I've had enough of that!
Get me out of there, bro!
I don't think I'm like Chen
but I don't know
but I'm actually doing great to you.
Oh my god, don't do that!
Oh my god, don't do that!
Don't do that!
We don't want to leave him.
Lydia, please, I can see the cockroach.
Oh my God!
Just it is!
I said expressions, woman!
Expressions, expressions, expressions.
What are you saying?
Why expressions?
Because he's quite loud
and I think he's going to press it,
but he's going to fail on a challenge.
Well, like, you're failing now.
You've made this challenge a whole lot worse.
Yeah, I think we're like...
I didn't know who I was going to vote for, but I think I might do now.
Oh, well done.
You too.
Wait, is that actually on my chin?
No, you're all right.
Are you from it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you swear on your life?
My life?
Oh, no, man.
My life?
After what you just said to me?
Get out the box.
What are you?
Safron.
My goggles are down again.
What are they going to do, chef?
This round is toes.
Oh, that's fine.
Toes.
What? What's a toad?
Like a frog.
Frog! Frog!
Oh, it could be a venomous one, though, chef.
I'm not the brightest on the sky.
Yeah, we-
Chloe, don't worry, we could tell.
I didn't know.
The only thing I could fit on was a toad in the hole.
Also, British love a toad in the hole.
Hey, hey, don't spin.
Don't spin.
You're going to scare me.
Oh, no, I'm fucking terrified.
But this is going to actually dump.
Fuck this.
Fuck my life, fuck.
Woo!
Whoa, it's a steroid in you.
Try screaming to a mouth shut so I don't go in there.
No, buddy.
No, buddy.
You're behind me.
Oh, my fucking god.
How many are you gonna pay?
Oh, my god.
They're jumping, they're jumping.
Really big ass toes.
Feels so much worse than it looks, by the way.
Do not.
Oh, fuck off, you.
That's horrible.
That was last year.
Oh, my fucking god.
Oh, no.
This torch stinks.
It stinks of ass.
Asshole.
Chloe, Jack, Mary, Kill, any of the male housemates.
Free Mary Marlin, bro.
Jesus.
Um, I'll kill Anna.
What?
It has to be the, uh, the man.
OK.
What?
You're a gun, necessary.
What the hell?
You're with the lame mails.
Okay, okay, okay. Kill Eddie, because then I'll be the strongest.
Okay.
And then, eh, Murray.
And, yeah, Discusion.
Because he's the funniest.
Discusion!
Discusion!
I'm leaving this house!
Oh my God!
Who?
What is it?
Exclusions, bro!
Who's shagging?
Him over there.
Does shag mean fuck?
Which one?
The leg one, obviously.
Why do you want up to that, because you're not obviously here?
Can we just double check, do you mean?
The ball of the head for the piazzans.
Marlon, not the other one.
I'm not fucking Marlon!
Of course he's fucking Marlon, dude!
Aren't we all?
Definitely not, AB.
It's dead!
You just gotta double check.
Safon, who do you think has been the biggest game player in the house?
I
Have no idea because the problem is I'm too trusting so I don't know
You know the slower you pick and you put subtitles on I can't understand them
I'm sure, bro.
Expression!
I'll take that.
Just because you got the name, bro.
Ah, yeah.
Real talk!
Congratulations!
Well, we're in trouble.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
I don't like subtitles.
Fuck you.
You can't understand to get your own subtitles.
Yeah, I'm good.
That's damn.
Well, I'm free.
India.
I'm ready.
I'm ready, Scott.
This is gonna be fine.
Eddie, India?
How do you feel about rats?
Rats is crazy.
What is the last, baby?
I'm coming.
I'm sorry.
It's a nash rat.
I'm not gonna lie. They got master splinter in that box in here. You need to worry
Rats is crazy
Oh my god, you just lost ten bands
Oh my God!
Perhaps I don't like rats.
I would have helped if it was like a fluffy little white mouse.
I could have been like, oh, you know, it's a little pet.
They were naked mole rats with big balls.
And they were pooping everywhere.
He should not have said, yeah!
Smelt really bad.
That is 10,000 pounds!
Like you can't even at least one fluffy dog!
10,000 pounds has been wiped off the prize box.
I think I've got one pipping in my hair, you know.
Shine and AB is pigeons.
Oh, my God!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Oh, my God!
They're all on me. They're all on me.
They were some nitty pigeons. I've seen them before.
Pigeons?
They're straight off the street. They've seen some shit.
I can tell.
Hey, B.
Yeah?
What's your most embarrassing moment?
I've shot myself playing Call of Duty.
Oh, my face!
Jan, you've interviewed a lot of people in your time.
Mm-hmm.
In the house, who would be the worst person to interview?
What's your content?
Like, vlogs and shit.
Yeah, see, they may be the worst interview.
Is it they've got to be entertaining?
You don't think KB's entertaining?
Don't twist it!
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I've got my pigeons on me.
Congratulations!
You have got...
What, I do inside?
Nah, honestly, probably not.
You have to deal with me.
Lift around.
Ben and Al-Han.
How would you like...
...a little bit of shit?
Bring in the shit!
Oh my god.
No, it's actually shit!
It's shit!
The shit smells so bad, it took the entire room!
I was literally like this...
You seem way too used to this.
That's what I'm into. True Judy!
Putting shit in a box on people's heads.
Ben!
How much did you make from your highest earning video?
You're taking the fucking piss.
Wow, 1.2 million.
From one YouTube video?
What?
What's he doing?
He don't need the money back.
He's got to respect that.
No, man.
What?
What?
Ow hand, flex.
Who let me?
Ow hand.
What?
Who is your least favourite person?
Oh my god.
Next one now.
I'm putting you out.
Next.
We're the whole fucking old man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No!
Even as an RC, I was, you know, out of my comfort zone.
Alan, who is your least favourite person in the world?
Swarms.
That was way too quick.
Can we ask why?
The music.
You hate his music that much.
Terrible.
OK, the final round, Anna, Marlon.
this time you're not gonna be facing the tank Marlin and Anna fucking ice
bath this is your distraction you have a very cold bath are you not cold as
you're not ready oh my god like mine is funny bro
Man, you got this, man.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Fuck!
Of course they make Marlon shirtless, bro.
Oh, you're coldest in here already, bro.
Come on, dude!
Don't be pussy!
Oh, you have to share this bass with Marlon.
And I'm just like, well,
is there anything better about it?
Yo, kids, like, it's not even fair at this point, bro.
She got into a freezing cold tub of ice, and all she can think about is that she's getting
a bathtub of marlin shirtless.
Like, it's not even fair anymore.
Let's bring in the eels.
The eels?
I'm sorry.
What?
Where you going?
Are you pressing me like what?
Are you-
Are you-
Are those real eels?
If you get out, that is 10,000.
So why are you still calling?
If you get out, it's 10,000.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you get out, it's 10,000.
Come on.
Oh, fuck no!
Oh fuck no!
The Oma nut right there like...
What?
Yes bro.
What is your body count?
Oh.
It's...
His body count is actually not that high.
I said it nine nine yes
Who just said it's ten after your show yo mods time that guy out bro
mods come on
Anna who is the most famous person that's been in your DMs
I guess Drake was in her DMs chat, don't believe shit like this, don't believe shit like this
Bro, Drake did not do that. Drake did not do that.
Drake did not do that, bro. Don't be like this.
We got before that Bobby Outoff girl after.
I don't know so much you're saying.
I don't think it's why he leaves.
No, I should be communicating with this girl either.
No, excuse me. Don't worry about it.
I guess she's leaving Drake on red.
Congratulations, Insiders.
You have now completed your first challenge of Insider.
Oh, boy!
Hi, because you guys did so well,
we're gonna reward you with some
Fresh cushions.
CHEERING
Yes! Yes!
If we were it, it's gas.
The bar's on the fucking floor.
So, it seems like you all got to know each other a bit better.
You can head back inside.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Wow!
That's the biggest guy I've got, one blood.
That better be the heaviest one out of them all.
It's going to be a show for your career.
Three cushions, how nice!
And all you had to do was get covered in cockroaches' eels and covered in shits.
Oh, so I've got to figure it out, that's like...
puzzle.
Pretty shit puzzle, Chloe.
What the fuck has changed?
Hang on.
Whoa.
I could buy a milkshake now.
On my soul, I would do that.
I'm not even trying, on my soul, I'll buy a milkshake.
What does A, B, C?
Milkshake.
Premium beer, nah.
I'm about to put this makeup off.
You can see you're out here doing lip-wanagers at a bed time.
It's party time. I'm out to drink.
Nothing says class like having your makeup in a Ziploc lunch bag.
There's alcohol.
What?
What?
Yeah, milkshake.
What?
Here we go.
Here we go, bro.
She's about to fuck your mind out.
I'll call the shop.
It's like we have three thousand.
That's a lot. I know, but I can't in a sudden care.
I confirm for a sample. Is that the only thing?
No, babe, that's...
Over there!
What? That's there.
I can't see!
You might have confirmed it though, babe.
No, I confirmed it!
If you say you've confirmed it's coming, you've got wine and...
There's a non of nothing any longer in there.
Hello?
Chloe, we get it. You want a drink.
I'm always spending a lot of money on alcohol.
Obviously if it goes on every night,
then that's gonna be a problem.
Can we confirm red wine, Malbec?
Ah, two red wine, red wine!
She just spent 11 grand out of a prize money on alcohol.
I have been waiting all fucking day for a glass of wine.
I feel reborn, actually.
Stop food.
Can I confirm a meal upgrade?
Surely dinner's better than rice.
Please make it one I like.
Is it actually BCN?
Yeah.
Oh my god, it's not BCN.
I'll eat that.
I'll eat that.
I'll eat that.
What is it?
It's actually beans every day.
Yeah, it's going to be a lot of meal upgrades, I think.
I'm going to go for a meal upgrade.
I feel like I can't do, like, the gruel.
Man, that's like 60 bands if we all do it.
I'm fine with that.
It is, right?
I mean, there'll be some people that try hard and they're like,
no, I'm not having one. Just have one, mate.
It's not that deep.
I confirm a meal upgrade expeditiously, lad.
Can I confirm the bail-up grade, please?
Murder wasted on everybody!
Oh, shit!
Shot none, you say?
Shot none.
Yeah, that's definitely all you need.
What is it?
What the fuck, why you get a steak?
Oh, it's cooked medium-rare as well.
How about this?
Is it warm?
I don't think he'd care if it was alive.
MUSIC
As is the first night, the insiders have gathered around
to have a nice little get-to-know-you chat.
I wonder what icebreak is our hellers prepared.
What's that the worst thing you know?
Lacey, what you've got to understand
is that women are attracted to men
with big dick energy, like me and Marlin.
I've ever been through. Oh, no
Anna has a fucking butler. Yeah, don't chat to man about no hardships
You can be wrenching go through hard shit. Yeah, you can cool so go through hard one
Hey, I was
Come on, come on, come on, it ain't gonna be that much, yeah?
Hey, but why?
No, it's the one over $5,000 than 9,000.
I mean, 9,000.
Hold on a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hey, slow down.
It won't be Valentino, flat.
It won't be Valentino, flat.
Where's Longway?
They spent 65K the first day.
Okay?
That's all right.
It's that NK challenge.
We'll take that.
How many meal upgrades?
Like, probably like 10.
What we spent today is not really surprising to me.
I think the most money spent is by AB for sure,
because I've literally seen it.
But I think we got to cut down on the meal,
upgrade, stuff like that.
But other than that, pretty good day.
Checked over $900,000. I'm happy with that.
All right, I'm going to make a suggestion here.
That 425O is pissing man off a lot, yeah?
And in the grand scheme of things,
between 12 of us, what is four bags, yeah?
So should we just make it a nice round number?
of 930 bags and go treat ourselves for one night only, yeah?
What can you treat yourself with before that?
I'll have a president. Here we are. I'll see you later in the show.
What?
We're happy where the price fund is right now.
We're staying in this trajectory, and with eliminations,
I think we're on track to hit around about half a million a month.
What are you gonna make?
This is $3,650, yeah?
So you can have... A Christmas...
Oh, like a seven-minute shower.
There's nothing for 200.
Right, I like the way you walk in there
and tell us what we can do.
I will not.
No, we had an agreement.
Bro, why are they just spending all their money
on food, these fat asses?
For anything, bro.
Who wants the milkshake?
I'll have half of it, if you want to go off to the milkshake.
I'm not just a fan of yours.
You fancy Q-Comba favorite crisps?
Q-Comba crisps.
Spot the guy who went to private school.
So your kids are five, and you're saying you're 20?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Boy and a girl.
Obviously, being away from my family for these seven days and that is a big deal, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, I've never worn that.
Yo, you're lying!
I've never worn that in a video or anything, but it's almost like, yeah, like, man's proud of them, bro.
You know what I mean?
Do you miss yours, though?
I ain't gonna lie.
No, no, just, I don't.
You don't miss your kids?
I don't.
I don't, but...
Now, you know why?
Because I know they're good.
Well, there's nothing better in this world than just getting home and just giving
I'm just getting my fucking daughter with my two little girls, just getting my fucking picker mug, getting my whole gun of case, and fucking melts my heart man.
What?
I'm telling you this right now, if I go missing offline, Eddie got his hands on me. He asked me a question about my kids, and yes, I lied through the gap.
That's it, so when I want to punk out on my challenges, I look down on my wrist here and I say, alright cool.
Nice.
Are you talking about bra? You get me? If they ever watched this, you know what I mean when-
Yeah, yeah.
You're talking about bra?
Yeah.
look what my dad did like yeah nice man that's true so yeah he is what it is bro
w Eddie man oh there's an unexpected item in the backing area wait what is this look
what is this power it is what what is that please can i confirm one oh the power please yeah yeah
that could be that could be big that could be big
marlin get it oh my god oh my god wait let me go in the corner so you
Marlin get it!
What?
I didn't want to hear it.
Is that a pot?
Good to remounting.
Here, there, I bought Ultimate Power.
Shit, shit, shit.
I just pardoned.
Congratulations Insider, you have purchased Ultimate Power.
You are immune from elimination tomorrow.
And you must now select three of your follow insiders to nominate for a victory.
Is Marlin Sped?
Oh, hey guys, there's ultimate power available.
And he just fucking stands there and lets someone else get it.
Nah, Marlon just said there's ultimate power and it's got gas and senate because I knew it would do some bad stuff like that.
What comes after A and B?
Faith?
So see what's about to happen, baby.
But what are you doing that for, mate?
Just to confirm your nomination, you need to say your three nominees
and have some chicken nuggets named.
It's fucked up from you, love, to make me say it to their face.
I don't want to send anyone home.
It is also a survivor of the fittest here.
Oh, it's fucked up because they all know I bought this.
Why did I scream it?
Um, India lost 10K in the challenge.
Chloe's a bit of a loose cannon with the booze.
Anna's just really, like, I wouldn't hurt a fly.
Cheyenne is also, like, the mother of the hat.
Like I thought she's always just smiling
I've got some one of the boys I can't help with girls that's not fair on the rest of them
He's got mook
Anything can happen
It is ultimate power but it's also Loki a curse chat cause he's gonna get targeted
I can't stand him
Ben, lovely guy
Marlon's also my boy so I can't do him like that
I'll just pick one of the boys on the spot
Nah, I was just in my own despair
Coming up this season on inside
No, that's disgusting the games have rainbow god
There's no such thing as trust in this house
That is on the game plan a bonus strategy. I'm here to stir the pot. Is it you? It was not me, I swear
Don't mess with me bitch, I had to turn a beer boss crack
The three insiders nominated for elimination are...
Ah!
Oh, look up the side like this.
Left in the wind.
So...
Welcome to life.
And sign.
One more? No, no, no, no, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
Not yet. It's getting late. It's getting late. It's getting late.
Yeah, it's a good show so far. I like it. It seems like a very good show so far very interesting, bro
Very interesting honestly so far dude very good show so far man
Shout out to the sidemen inside shout out to the sidemen inside dude
Why are y'all saying sus
What is sus?
I'm going to get off and go to bed.
I'm tired.
Tomorrow, we are touring a house.
Me, Ron, think Jason, who else?
Maybe Ed Silke.
No, not on stream.
Why would we tour our potentially new house on stream?
But that tour is at 4 o'clock.
So I might go live after that, but I'm not gonna be live.
If I am live, it's gonna be late tomorrow, okay?
It's gonna be late.
But I do have a vlog dropping tomorrow morning.
I'll probably post it around one o'clock.
12 one o'clock, I'll post it.
Of me surprising my brother with a new car.
So make sure you guys tune into that video.
It'll be posted on my YouTube.
But A.W. Stream, join the Twitter comm mods
or accepting people.
We hit big on Michigan today,
And then we got the March Madness Championship on the sixth
and then Coachella right after that.
So Adapt, Adapt already saw the house,
but Adapt might come again, I don't know,
but Adapt already toward the house
when we were all traveling.
That's why I didn't say Adapt,
because he already saw the house.
But maybe he'll come, I don't know if he'll come
in a second time.
But A, love y'all and...
She said she needed men up on...
Probably tomorrow night.
I got an option to start this.
I
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit em' bulk
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she want attention she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention she was my before she yo's
She gon' hit the Gucci like she cakein' All we do is fuck you gon' beat you
I'm not some young doggo that's in that Lexus She just wanna pop a pill and go to space
I do gravity above the stars, going to Mars when I float
Can't be chipping out that money