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Lacy

04-06-2026 · 7h 01m

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[00:03:30] That's cash I've been spilling, man

[00:03:32] Look at that rock

[00:03:34] Coming in with that pack

[00:03:36] Coming in with my pack

[00:03:38] I'm a bitch like Pat

[00:03:40] I'm a bitch like Rats

[00:03:42] Pissed off my socks

[00:03:44] Making fire my ass

[00:03:46] And it remains a ass

[00:03:48] I ain't never meant to be the news

[00:03:50] I think it's gonna be my skin

[00:03:52] I'm just gonna down get it

[00:03:54] It's my black knees

[00:03:56] Got all my chicks like this

[00:03:58] Hey, baby, you still got me hooked.

[00:04:01] Can't you be staying away?

[00:04:03] Shining in the night.

[00:04:04] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

[00:04:08] yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[00:04:10] Hey, happy Easter, everybody, man.

[00:04:12] Happy Easter.

[00:04:13] Shout out to the Easter Bunny, dude.

[00:04:14] Shout out to the Easter Bunny, man.

[00:04:16] Easter Bunny actually did come under my pillow

[00:04:19] this morning.

[00:04:21] And I felt a little tug on my day.

[00:04:26] So shout out to the Easter Bunny, dude.

[00:04:27] Shots at Easter Bunny.

[00:04:32] That's the tooth fairy.

[00:04:37] Same shit.

[00:04:38] Same shit, brother.

[00:04:39] Same shit.

[00:04:40] News flash, news flash.

[00:04:43] Easter Bunny's not real.

[00:04:47] Sorry to break your guy's bubble.

[00:04:52] Sorry to spoil it for you, bro.

[00:04:53] There's not a talking bunny

[00:04:55] that's hopping around like this

[00:04:57] Putting Easter baskets under your fucking ovens

[00:05:00] and under your pillows, brother.

[00:05:02] Sorry to break it to you guys.

[00:05:04] Sorry to break it to y'all, bro.

[00:05:10] Ow.

[00:05:11] So who does it then?

[00:05:14] I'm just kidding with you guys, man.

[00:05:16] The Easter Bunny is real, the Easter Bunny is real.

[00:05:19] The Easter Bunny is real.

[00:05:20] What about Santa?

[00:05:21] Santa is real.

[00:05:23] Santa is real, okay?

[00:05:24] I'll tell you guys that Santa, Sandy Claus is a real person.

[00:05:32] Can I get a red of basket?

[00:05:33] What does that even mean, dude?

[00:05:37] I'm watching your shirt with my six-year-old brother, he's crying now.

[00:05:43] Shams bomb.

[00:05:45] What could possibly be in store with, what could Shams have possibly tweeted this time?

[00:05:52] Could Shams have possibly tweeted this time, bro?

[00:06:02] After consultation with Lakers doctors

[00:06:04] and his own medical team,

[00:06:05] Luca Daunches will seek specialized medical treatment

[00:06:09] in Europe on his grade two left hamstring

[00:06:13] in an attempt to expedite his return to play.

[00:06:16] Grade two with a grade two hamstring injury.

[00:06:37] NBA player with a grade two hamst...

[00:06:42] Can I help you?

[00:06:54] I just took you out.

[00:07:38] So come here.

[00:07:49] Coco, I'm not doing this, okay?

[00:07:51] I'm not doing it?

[00:07:52] Coco, Coco, Coco, I'm not doing this.

[00:07:56] I'm trying to alert right now.

[00:07:58] I'm trying to alert right now.

[00:07:59] And I'm doing you a favor by babysitting you.

[00:08:04] So I'm gonna come over there, I'm gonna grab you, okay?

[00:08:07] And if you run, shit's gonna be not gonna be sweet.

[00:08:09] You understand?

[00:08:10] Come here.

[00:08:11] Go, go, go.

[00:08:27] Coco, come here.

[00:08:29] You wanna treat it?

[00:08:30] You wanna treat it?

[00:08:32] Go shit it.

[00:08:37] Now, what do you have to say to yourself for interrupting the street, Coco?

[00:08:56] I want you to apologize to the chat for interrupting the street.

[00:09:00] Apologize, Coco, apologize.

[00:09:08] Say something.

[00:09:18] Now stop barking please, Coco, please.

[00:09:19] I'm trying to work here.

[00:09:20] All right, I'm trying to work.

[00:09:22] I'm trying to work.

[00:09:29] Sorry about that, Chad.

[00:09:30] Sorry about that.

[00:09:31] Sorry about that.

[00:09:34] It's not a red-a-dog.

[00:09:35] I guess you're working.

[00:09:36] So what I'm doing right now is working.

[00:09:40] Yo, Rogue, what did you tweet about what?

[00:09:44] Fuck your shitty-ass team selling my eight-leg parlay.

[00:09:55] I can't control what the Lakers do.

[00:09:57] Wait, so an NBA player is out three to six weeks

[00:10:02] with a grade two hamstring injury.

[00:10:05] When is the NBA playoffs?

[00:10:20] In two weeks.

[00:10:23] So Lucas for sure cooked.

[00:10:25] So, Lucas for sure coped?

[00:10:32] Okay.

[00:10:35] So, he's going to a medical treatment in Europe?

[00:10:48] Does Europe have better doctories and facilities than the U.S.?

[00:10:52] Am I tripping?

[00:10:54] Why would the Europe have better doctoring facilities than the Lakers?

[00:11:01] In Germany?

[00:11:02] Okay.

[00:11:03] So let me ask you a question, because I'm not very knowledgeable of this.

[00:11:07] How fast could Luca return if he's going to Germany to get whatever he's getting

[00:11:12] done done?

[00:11:19] Two weeks.

[00:11:22] So is there any small sliver chance that Luca is back during the first round of the playoffs?

[00:11:33] No.

[00:11:51] he could return by the second.

[00:11:55] So what I'm hearing is if LeBron James

[00:11:59] can carry the Lakers out of the first round,

[00:12:03] then Luca will be back in the second round.

[00:12:11] Y'all are saying son?

[00:12:13] Y'all are saying son as if LeBron

[00:12:17] didn't just drop 30, 15 and nine at 41 years old.

[00:12:21] What are we doing here?

[00:12:23] What are we doing here?

[00:12:24] Talking about some sun, as if LeBron at 41 years old

[00:12:29] didn't just drop 30, 15, and nine.

[00:12:33] They lost.

[00:12:34] I don't, maybe because we only had, like why, what is this?

[00:12:40] What is this?

[00:12:45] It, we lost because Cooper flagged all of a sudden

[00:12:50] Decided that on Easter he wanted to fucking resurrect from the dead dude. Oh

[00:12:56] My 45

[00:13:02] I'm not gonna lie

[00:13:06] Lakers this is a message directly from Lacey himself I

[00:13:13] Need y'all to go to LeBron James house

[00:13:15] And I need you to take the serum out the container and I need you to inject brownie for the playoffs

[00:13:21] I need the lyceum to be inside of brawny and I want brawny starting at point guard alongside the brawn and I want

[00:13:28] Them to carry us out of the first round. Please

[00:13:32] please

[00:13:34] Give brawny the keys let brawny take the Lakers to the second round of the playoffs

[00:13:40] I'm telling you guys right now, everybody's laughing, everybody thinks it's a joke.

[00:13:47] You guys can point and laugh all you want, you guys can doubt, because guess what, LeBron

[00:13:51] James has had doubters his whole career, his whole career, everybody doubted LeBron.

[00:13:56] LeBron can carry the Lakers past the first round.

[00:14:01] He can do it.

[00:14:02] I'm telling you, I don't care if he's 41, I don't care if he's 51, I don't care

[00:14:05] if he's 61.

[00:14:07] LeBron is going to carry the Lakers out of the first round of the playoffs.

[00:14:13] Luca and Austin Reaves are coming back and the Lakers are making it to the finals.

[00:14:18] Watch! Watch it happen! Watch!

[00:14:30] You're delusional.

[00:14:31] Well, so here's my question how come no one's dick suck in the brown for dropping 30 15 and 9

[00:14:38] But I put money on it if fucking Victor when be gamma went out today and drop 30 15 and 9

[00:14:44] You'd see 8 ESPN posts saying he deserves MVP

[00:14:48] Anybody want to explain that I don't care if they lost I don't care if they lost

[00:14:53] LeBron drop 30 15 and 9 I put money on it next game if Cooper flag drops the exact same stat line

[00:14:59] And they lose there's gonna be a thing that's posted. This is your rookie of the year

[00:15:11] grown-ass man drinking a cotton candy along

[00:15:15] Can't be can't be a certain age anymore can't can't be a certain age anymore without being without being shit talked and hated on

[00:15:21] He's a teenager with a 40-point game.

[00:15:30] Okay, so what's more impressive?

[00:15:31] A teenager with a 40-point game or a 41-year-old man

[00:15:35] with a 40-point game.

[00:15:37] What's your thoughts on this?

[00:15:41] I already reacted to this.

[00:15:51] Oh my god, let me tell y'all what happened today, okay, so first off first off

[00:15:56] I'm gonna we we went me adapt silky and Ron went and did a house tour today. All right

[00:16:05] And we saw the house

[00:16:08] And let me tell you guys brother

[00:16:12] if everything goes to plan I'm not gonna describe it I'm just gonna tell y'all

[00:16:28] you're just you're just gonna have to see if everything goes to plan you're just

[00:16:31] gonna have to see that's literally all there is to it it's in it's insane it's

[00:16:35] It's insane, it's insane.

[00:16:39] That's what y'all said about this house?

[00:16:41] Yeah, I know, but it's a little different.

[00:16:44] This one that we saw today is a little different.

[00:16:46] You'll see why, you'll see why, bunch of reasons.

[00:16:50] But no, no, no, it's completely different one.

[00:16:53] It's a completely different one.

[00:16:54] It's a completely different one, completely different one

[00:16:56] than the one that was talked about before.

[00:16:59] But yeah, it's very, it's insane.

[00:17:02] It's insane.

[00:17:02] A lot we can do with it.

[00:17:03] I'll just say that.

[00:17:04] do with it. But so on the way back from the house tour, we're driving and four

[00:17:13] like four cop cars drive by. I'm like, what the fuck? What is going on? And then

[00:17:20] three more cop cars we hear coming from behind us drive by. Then within two

[00:17:26] minutes, four police helicopters in the air. And apparently, apparently, there's like some

[00:17:40] big ass chase that was going on in LA where they're chasing a murder suspect. And the

[00:17:49] A person drove right by wrong, like right by wrong.

[00:17:55] And we see all these cops driving by

[00:17:57] and helicopters in the air and me and Silke

[00:18:00] are wondering what's going on.

[00:18:03] But apparently it's a murder suspect.

[00:18:08] Wait, it's still live?

[00:18:10] Someone link me, someone link me.

[00:18:14] Watch it.

[00:18:15] I need the link.

[00:18:19] It's on tiktok.

[00:18:29] I need the link.

[00:18:31] We have a lot to...

[00:18:32] I'm gonna tell y'all, before I start watching this, we got a lot...

[00:18:35] Lowkey there's a lot of shit.

[00:18:37] So to react to...

[00:18:39] I want to react to the Mr. B. shit.

[00:18:43] I want to react to the Rekai shit.

[00:18:46] I want to react to this police chase.

[00:18:49] I want to react to my YouTube video that I posted.

[00:18:52] And I got it all set up.

[00:18:54] Today, I'm officially making my return into GTA RP.

[00:18:59] So today, we will be playing GTA RP in Silky's new server.

[00:19:03] I got it all set up.

[00:19:04] I'm whitelisted, I got TopPrior.

[00:19:07] So I got all of that set up.

[00:19:09] So for all the GTA pair of socials,

[00:19:11] you guys can finally get your fucking fix.

[00:19:13] You guys finally can have your fix.

[00:19:16] I had to text Darla goodnight because it's late where she's at.

[00:19:34] Well, Jack, anybody else send their girlfriends a paragraph before bed?

[00:19:58] Cringe grown ass man texting goodnight grown man by the way

[00:20:09] Here's the link I'm watching it. Okay. Let's say that are involved here or

[00:20:15] or at least with the suspected charges, this has not been something that's put the greater public in a whole lot of danger on this holiday.

[00:20:22] No, one of the things that's, uh, is this him?

[00:20:25] It's the last of traffic on the 15th. I mean, we've seen southbound traffic in a back-to-outway that they're still working in the front.

[00:20:33] Brethren, what is this slow-ass chase?

[00:20:36] It's not an existence.

[00:20:38] What are you curious about, because we have just minutes left of fuel left in Air 7, which is just remarkable that this person has been able to run off the tank of a helicopter that's been following them for three counties at this point.

[00:20:51] But what we may be wondering when we no longer have eyes on this pursuit.

[00:20:57] At the 10 minutes of the pursuit, at the end, how does the helicopter work?

[00:21:01] So let me get this straight, let me get this straight.

[00:21:04] You're telling me this is the max speed

[00:21:08] the cops can go to pull this guy over.

[00:21:10] Why are the cops driving so slow?

[00:21:12] Well, they didn't see the police lights in the distance

[00:21:16] behind them.

[00:21:17] And then at the same time, we've seen situations

[00:21:19] where other vehicles on the road

[00:21:21] she's armed in a pursuit.

[00:21:23] I'm not saying that is what is happening.

[00:21:25] Like with a gun?

[00:21:27] I know I've interviewed you on stories

[00:21:28] where drivers tried to take matters into their own hand,

[00:21:32] which I know is something that CHP never wants to happen.

[00:21:36] Yeah, we've actually seen that,

[00:21:38] and a couple of cases coming to point where

[00:21:41] people have actually done it on the roadway

[00:21:44] and it's almost stuck.

[00:21:45] No, he's armed with an arm, you sped.

[00:21:49] Okay, I might not know what I'm talking about.

[00:21:51] Does it not seem like the cops are clip farming?

[00:21:53] They're going 20 miles an hour.

[00:21:56] You're telling me what?

[00:21:57] Y'all, I'm not gonna lie, if I was a cop,

[00:21:59] I'm speeding up as fast as I can around this guy,

[00:22:03] cutting him off, and then if I'm another cop,

[00:22:05] I'm hitting his back left thing

[00:22:07] and making him spin off in the middle of the road.

[00:22:10] Awesome, fast inferior shit.

[00:22:12] If this SUV didn't pull out of the way,

[00:22:14] and this car has not come anywhere close to it,

[00:22:16] so this vehicle's probably just in the 40-mile-per-hour

[00:22:20] range like it was before.

[00:22:21] It's incredible to reverse it.

[00:22:22] This car is able to maintain the speed that it is,

[00:22:25] even 30 minutes ago or so, that tire came flying off the vehicle.

[00:22:30] Yeah, we saw a tire come off.

[00:22:31] It was not a tire.

[00:22:33] Dude, shoot his tire.

[00:22:35] It's not a model.

[00:22:36] It's not talking mechanical shoes or we don't see the sparks

[00:22:39] that we've talked about.

[00:22:40] It was that point in the movie that this video goes to the point

[00:22:44] where, well, no, these vehicles are.

[00:22:47] We're seeing more of a car.

[00:22:49] This isn't LA.

[00:22:49] This is my city.

[00:22:50] Hold on, Chad.

[00:22:51] I'm about to make a call.

[00:22:53] I'm about to make a call.

[00:22:56] I'm about to make a call.

[00:23:00] As a King of LA, it's my duty right here.

[00:23:02] I'm going to put an answer to this chase real quick.

[00:23:05] I'm going to put an answer to this chase real quick.

[00:23:20] Hold on.

[00:23:20] answer one more time. Hello Mayor? It's Lola, King LA here. I'm calling to let you know

[00:23:38] there's a chase going on right now on the highway and I was wondering if you could

[00:23:42] actually send out the extra squad unit and get this guy done because the cops

[00:23:47] seem to be going very slow compared to the car and I have a feeling this guy's going to get away.

[00:23:51] So I'd like to call in the executive order for you to put an end to this chase.

[00:23:59] Thank you.

[00:24:06] W. Lacey. W. Lacey. W. Lacey.

[00:24:17] and very clearly we saw earlier that there was just one headlight on this on this vehicle why are y'all saying car?

[00:24:24] if you have the ability in that car that only have one of your headlights on and the other one off we thought that it was just

[00:24:31] I'm about to just do this myself hold on

[00:24:34] I'm about to put an antenna chase myself. I'm about to put an antenna chase myself

[00:24:47] Hey, babe, just wanted to call you and let you know something real quick. There's a big chase going on in LA

[00:24:52] And as the king of LA, you know the city trust me. I'm probably gonna go out there and I'm gonna put a stop to it

[00:25:01] I know but I'm just letting you know

[00:25:03] I'm about to go be a hero and I'm gonna stop this chase with my own with me with my own hands

[00:25:08] The cops don't seem to be doing anything. They're driving two miles an hour behind them

[00:25:11] So I might have to go take matters in my own hands

[00:25:17] No, not Spider-Man. They call me King of LA. It's my name.

[00:25:21] In case. You could do that.

[00:25:24] Okay. Love you too.

[00:25:26] Okay. Love you all.

[00:25:30] It all began as it was a traffic stop that this person did not comply with.

[00:25:34] He entered into our county and has not stopped ever since.

[00:25:37] We believe that one of the tires may have been in care.

[00:25:39] Captain Underpants.

[00:25:41] There were four spike strips thrown down by CHP.

[00:25:45] Yo am I dumb? Why are they? Why are the cops going so slow?

[00:25:52] Can I get a speedometer?

[00:26:03] Cuz he's armed so you're telling me it's 2026 and cops don't have bulletproof cop cars

[00:26:15] in December being our county for the 10th that month.

[00:26:19] The daytime change.

[00:26:20] Hold the car now on the 15 North in the Victor Village.

[00:26:23] And this person is now well on their way

[00:26:25] to the California Nevada state line at this point.

[00:26:27] Air seven is going to have to break away

[00:26:29] to refuel at this point.

[00:26:30] We are going to continue monitoring this situation

[00:26:33] as quickly as we can.

[00:26:34] We'll bring you the very latest on exactly what happens

[00:26:36] in any possible conclusion to this situation.

[00:26:38] They've been chasing him all day?

[00:26:40] Yeah, maybe because they're going 20 miles an hour.

[00:26:43] Maybe because they're going 20 miles an hour.

[00:26:47] Oh my God, I know what the cops are doing.

[00:26:50] I know exactly what the cops are, what's happening?

[00:26:53] They're brought up cops are trying to get more ad revenue.

[00:26:58] They're stalled, what happened?

[00:27:03] No way they effed.

[00:27:07] No way to stream effed.

[00:27:13] Is there another stream?

[00:27:20] Drown!

[00:27:25] Drown!

[00:27:30] I'm trying to watch the actual stream not faculty watching yo can you fix the stream

[00:27:56] It's effing. It's effed.

[00:28:00] No, like the police chase stream.

[00:28:06] What is this?

[00:28:12] This is not... it ended.

[00:28:16] So there's no... is XQC watching it?

[00:28:20] Of course, XQC is stealing my content.

[00:28:25] my content. Yeah, I'm really just a pioneer in this streaming shit. I really am just a pioneer in

[00:28:32] this streaming shit. Everything I do people just try to copy me. Okay, we're back. We're back. We're

[00:28:47] We're back, we're back.

[00:28:53] You stole the idea from Speed and Chi?

[00:28:56] So me, Max, Ron and Jason didn't play chain together first.

[00:29:02] Do your research, buddy.

[00:29:03] Do your research.

[00:29:10] Are they muddy on a screen?

[00:29:17] Okay, I might, I don't know if I'm dumb and I swear I'm not trying to troll or farm.

[00:29:33] But why are they going five miles an hour?

[00:29:47] Brother just fucking bump the car.

[00:29:52] Give them a little bump.

[00:29:54] Just give him a little bump.

[00:30:24] This is a rage bait chase.

[00:30:30] I'm not going to lie, I'm tempted to go get in my car and go get his ass.

[00:30:35] How far is Apple Valley?

[00:30:39] Apple Valley is Apple Valley two hours away.

[00:31:06] I mean this might be the most boring chase I've ever seen in my life

[00:31:29] You know would be lit right now chat if a cop popped out of the sunroof with a fucking

[00:31:51] RPG and just launch it at the car. Oh my god, that would hit

[00:32:01] Are you fine? All right, listen, I gotta go take a quick little tinkle tink. You guys can watch this entertaining ass chase

[00:32:06] Well, I go tinkle. Okay. Nice

[00:33:21] Well, take a look at that shot.

[00:33:25] Bro, Chad, is it even worth to watch this?

[00:33:29] Are they ever going to try to get him?

[00:33:33] Are they ever going to try to get him?

[00:33:51] He's going to run out of gas, waits.

[00:33:57] What happens when they run out of gas?

[00:34:12] The car stops.

[00:34:13] Yeah, but what does he do?

[00:34:20] I made a lacy bingo, let me know.

[00:34:27] Piggy, texting, tinkle-tink.

[00:34:30] If I was a girl, lie.

[00:34:32] King of LA, nabs, lie.

[00:34:36] Elle Rums, Drew, can we go get food?

[00:34:38] Talks to Grok, sipping an empty can,

[00:34:40] red-a-rage, free space.

[00:34:42] I haven't eaten all day, lie, lie.

[00:34:46] Speed, stress, the great lacy lock-in,

[00:34:49] Sip sideways, Coke knows.

[00:34:51] I'm not a curse.

[00:34:52] Bin wagons a new team, lie, 1500 calories,

[00:34:56] not gonna lie, chat.

[00:34:57] Anyways, nah, nah, nah, I'm not, I'm not, uh, wait, what is this?

[00:35:22] New chasing shit?

[00:35:23] Holy shit, they went back in time.

[00:35:26] All right, should I have to react to is there a dumbed-down version of mr.

[00:35:32] Me shit that I can watch so I'm not watching the whole three hour of odd

[00:35:35] I'm not watching hopefully our bond

[00:35:46] Coco stop squeaking

[00:35:56] Okay. Okay. Well, there's a lot of clips. All right.

[00:36:11] We're not fucking playing this game.

[00:36:28] Give me the toy.

[00:36:41] Thank you

[00:37:11] How is this bully?

[00:37:41] How long till she gives up?

[00:37:50] Serious question, how long till she gives up?

[00:37:57] What?

[00:37:58] Is she just barking at me?

[00:38:08] You think you can give me attitude?

[00:38:11] Huh?

[00:38:12] You think you're your mother?

[00:38:13] Is that what you think this is?

[00:38:14] You think you can give me attitude?

[00:38:23] That's what I thought, that my toy now, my toy now, Cocoa stop jumping at me, leave

[00:38:36] me alone, leave me alone, Jack, she's bothering my work, you can have the toy to stop speaking,

[00:38:49] I have I have to work I got money to make shit to do a lot of content to provide okay last

[00:39:04] The last thing I need right now is...

[00:39:11] All right, I'm taking it to accident.

[00:39:13] Come, give me the toy.

[00:39:34] you

[00:40:04] you

[00:40:34] you

[00:41:04] you

[00:41:34] you

[00:42:04] Do this is content.

[00:42:33] What did he say?

[00:42:34] Chat, low piece five, low piece 15% black, okay, he's allowed.

[00:42:38] Okay, let's react to this.

[00:42:42] Your rage felt bad for El Rubius after accidentally hitting his heart when he was targeting Rekai.

[00:42:49] Pull that top back.

[00:42:51] Pull it back.

[00:42:53] Pull it back.

[00:42:55] Oh!

[00:42:57] The first heart.

[00:43:01] Yo, all look at Rage's face.

[00:43:14] Can we all agree on one thing right now?

[00:43:20] Can we all agree on something right now, please?

[00:43:26] And I don't care what y'all say, if I made it to this Final Four,

[00:43:33] this game would not have lasted two hours.

[00:43:36] Facts are no.

[00:43:37] If I was in this Final Four,

[00:43:39] I would have, I literally would have had this shit done

[00:43:42] within 30 minutes.

[00:43:44] Have y'all seen my hand-eye coordination?

[00:43:48] My aim when it comes to throwing shit?

[00:43:50] Bro, if I made it past that Fortnite challenge

[00:43:52] and I was in this Final Four,

[00:43:54] I would have cleared this

[00:43:55] I would have won y'all a million dollars.

[00:43:56] And I'm also telling y'all right now,

[00:43:59] you guys should be blessed and be very happy

[00:44:02] that I did not win that million dollars.

[00:44:05] Because what I was gonna do is,

[00:44:09] I was going to give a million dollars

[00:44:12] to my number one viewer named Darkwan999.

[00:44:15] That's what I was gonna do.

[00:44:16] Darkwan999, I was gonna give the full million dollars

[00:44:19] to him because he's always supporting me on Twitter,

[00:44:22] always being very nice in a chat.

[00:44:24] And I was gonna give Darkwann 999 a million dollars.

[00:44:28] And for those of you asking, yes, that's my alt account.

[00:44:31] So, because I didn't win, now I can come clean.

[00:44:33] I was gonna give my alt account a million dollars

[00:44:36] so I could scam all of you and keep the million dollars

[00:44:38] for myself because I'm greedy.

[00:44:40] Yep, yep.

[00:44:41] So you guys should be very happy I didn't win.

[00:44:43] You guys should be very happy I didn't win.

[00:44:46] Cause that million dollars was gonna be in my bank account

[00:44:48] by the end of it.

[00:44:49] Maybe I woulda gave away like 50 or 100 K to you guys,

[00:44:52] But El Rubius made sure to only target Rekai.

[00:44:59] Hello.

[00:45:02] Rekai.

[00:45:04] Oh!

[00:45:06] Oh, my God!

[00:45:08] Oh, my God!

[00:45:10] Oh, my God!

[00:45:13] Oh, my God!

[00:45:15] Is that a piggy?

[00:45:17] Oh, okay.

[00:45:19] Oh, my gosh.

[00:45:21] Yo.

[00:45:23] Also, video, it's curious to see it for a while.

[00:45:27] Yeah, sorry, you're a misconcerter.

[00:45:29] No!

[00:45:31] He missed!

[00:45:33] So you were talking about when...

[00:45:35] Okay.

[00:45:37] Mr. Beast was getting fed up with the competitors.

[00:45:41] Yo, I'll leave you to scribble now.

[00:45:43] Dump!

[00:45:45] Yes. This is only the idea.

[00:45:47] Yes.

[00:45:49] Yes.

[00:45:51] Yes.

[00:45:53] Yes.

[00:45:55] Yes.

[00:45:57] Yes.

[00:45:59] Yes.

[00:46:01] Yes.

[00:46:03] Yes.

[00:46:05] Yes.

[00:46:07] Yes.

[00:46:09] Yes.

[00:46:11] Yes.

[00:46:13] El Rubius became the first competitor to be eliminated in the finale by Raqqaq.

[00:46:43] I'm not going to lie.

[00:46:50] Oh!

[00:46:53] Oh!

[00:46:55] I'm not!

[00:46:59] I'm not!

[00:47:01] I'm not!

[00:47:03] Yay!

[00:47:05] We're going back to the police side.

[00:47:07] I don't like it.

[00:47:09] Yo, if I lost a million dollars and I looked behind me and felt Rekha's hot-ass breath

[00:47:17] and saw him doing a take the L on me, so helped me God, I'm lifting his little ass up and I'm

[00:47:24] taking him out to square with me. Oh my God, look at him. Look at him. He's got his tongue out

[00:47:31] and everything the whole Spanish community is calling him the worst slurs

[00:47:45] possible wait because he got him out or because he did the L dance mr. pieces

[00:47:55] eating this shit up oh my god look at him this is what he lives for this is

[00:48:01] what Mr. Beast lives for dude. Always he eating this up. Always eating it up. Mr. Beast sees

[00:48:14] the clicks. He sees the views. He sees the friends. Oh, he's eating it up. Go to Rekai's

[00:48:22] Instagram comments? Why? Why? This one? Baby glitch, baby glitch. What does this mean? As

[00:48:48] As long as I exist, you'll always have a hater.

[00:48:54] You are not a friendship.

[00:48:56] What a disappointment.

[00:48:57] What a Spanish community is mad.

[00:49:02] What is this?

[00:49:14] What a really mad report to Twitch.

[00:49:37] Oh

[00:49:56] They're really mad at Rakhai are they mad because are they mad because he got him out or are they mad because

[00:50:05] He L dance on them

[00:50:07] So let me ask you guys a question.

[00:50:16] If Rekai didn't L dance on him and just got him out, do you think people would be mad?

[00:50:34] Not as much.

[00:50:35] Interesting.

[00:50:36] Interesting.

[00:50:37] interesting. I mean, dude, this is just insane. If I lost an

[00:50:46] hamburger, Kai, I would be saying, oh, what did he just say? Oh,

[00:50:56] He said shut up kid

[00:51:10] I mean bro if we're kiting L dance or anything the point of the game is to get other people

[00:51:25] out. But let's see.

[00:51:27] Y'all.

[00:51:29] Al final ha sido, al final ha sido suerte.

[00:51:32] What is he doing here?

[00:51:34] Hey, what's this, buddy?

[00:51:36] You lost.

[00:51:37] Lee.

[00:51:38] Este niño lo voy a pegar una patada en la cabeza.

[00:51:41] I love you all.

[00:51:43] Chicos, los quiero mucho.

[00:51:45] Gracias por la polla.

[00:51:47] I love you.

[00:51:48] Top 4.

[00:51:49] Esta mal.

[00:51:50] A la siguiente top 1.

[00:51:52] Take care, man. Take care. Take care.

[00:51:55] Yo, how mad are people?

[00:51:59] I haven't seen people being that mad.

[00:52:09] All the kai been got eliminated.

[00:52:14] Lacey, look.

[00:52:16] Yeah, what is this bro like bro bro

[00:52:31] Look how mad people are

[00:52:39] 47k

[00:52:46] Oh, I can't imagine the threads that's getting posted.

[00:53:00] Check the quotes, retweets.

[00:53:02] How do I do that?

[00:53:04] This right here?

[00:53:08] being aggressive, what would you have done at this moment?

[00:53:20] Okay, I don't know what he's saying.

[00:53:27] Okay, dude.

[00:53:38] Oh my god!

[00:53:40] No way!

[00:53:41] Wow!

[00:53:43] I'm gonna try that out!

[00:53:45] That was insane!

[00:53:47] Hey, you're a crumb!

[00:53:49] You're a crumb!

[00:53:51] You're a crumb!

[00:53:53] You're a crumb!

[00:53:55] Not my phone!

[00:53:57] Not my phone!

[00:54:01] Every loser gets cut to tears.

[00:54:03] Come here, come here!

[00:54:05] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[00:54:37] I mean, bro, like, at the end of the day, that was the point of the game was to get the other people out so you can win the mill.

[00:54:47] Now, I will say, Rikai doing to take the L, dancing shade, rubbing it in his face when you just lost a million dollars.

[00:54:54] Yeah, that's taken the trolling a little too far.

[00:54:58] You know, probably shouldn't have done that.

[00:55:00] And if I was rubious, probably would have given him a little backhand there.

[00:55:04] But for people to be saying the shit they're saying,

[00:55:08] like, bro, it's a game at the end of the day, man.

[00:55:11] You know what I mean?

[00:55:13] Look at what Ruby has said.

[00:55:19] Oh, this did not age well, did it here, huh?

[00:55:21] like it's it's it's a game dude getting called slurs I just looked at his

[00:55:37] Instagram comments how people put in monkey emojis that's just too far bro

[00:55:41] why you got a resort to racism like you could be mad but like come on bro come

[00:55:48] on dude obviously it was it was he over did it and and did what he did and

[00:55:56] over trolled and you know he shouldn't have done it but like your rage came

[00:56:08] back from a 3-1 lead against ski mask a slump gun in one

[00:56:13] Bang bang

[00:56:15] He's bang bang

[00:56:17] He's bang bang

[00:56:19] Yeah Ray!

[00:56:21] He's holding the pose

[00:56:23] No!

[00:56:25] I was so happy to see Ray's

[00:56:27] No!

[00:56:35] Ray's got the dub

[00:56:37] Congratulations Ray's

[00:56:39] You just won

[00:56:41] a million dollars for your community.

[00:56:45] W Rage!

[00:56:46] Come on, Randy!

[00:56:47] Come on, baby!

[00:56:48] Hey, shout out Rage, bro.

[00:56:49] Oh, God, he deserves this.

[00:56:50] Rage has been streaming for so long, and then you scroll up.

[00:56:53] What?

[00:56:54] What?

[00:56:55] What the...

[00:56:56] Look at how many more subbing.

[00:56:57] He had 100k subs.

[00:56:58] He had 100k subs.

[00:56:59] You know how crazy that is?

[00:57:00] You know how crazy that is?

[00:57:01] You know how crazy that is?

[00:57:02] We're going to get 100k subs?

[00:57:03] a hundred K subs you know how crazy that is you know how crazy that is for me to

[00:57:10] hundred K subs in an hour shout-out rage well but I will say this a rage you're a

[00:57:17] better man than me you are a better man than me because if I saw myself get in

[00:57:23] a hundred K subs an hour oh my god oh my god me and mr. Beast would have been

[00:57:33] in that chair for eight to ten hours. We would have been in that chair for eight

[00:57:37] to ten hours and I would have been doing 100k wheels. Oh, I'm gonna run a wheel

[00:57:43] right here. Whoever is a 50 subs to enter winner gets $50,000. I would have

[00:57:48] been on. I would have been at this place for another eight to 10 hours. I

[00:57:52] would have farmed up to a million something. Have the bronchum cut my

[00:57:55] hair.

[00:57:59] That's just me, though.

[00:58:00] What's the worst you ever had before?

[00:58:04] Good for Rage, man, hitting 100k.

[00:58:16] Your Rage instantly decided to give his Twitch mod team $150,000 after winning the Mr. B streamer event.

[00:58:22] So I'm going to tell you all this right now.

[00:58:23] I'm going to tell you guys the exact way that I was going to break down if I won.

[00:58:28] So I won, I was going to give every single one of my mods 25K,

[00:58:34] right off the bat, that was the first thing I was gonna do,

[00:58:36] was gonna give all my mods 25K,

[00:58:38] then I was gonna give all my VIPs

[00:58:41] that are actually active VIPs,

[00:58:44] not just ones that have it to have it,

[00:58:46] I was gonna give them each 5K,

[00:58:48] and then I was going to give all of my Twitter mods 10K each,

[00:58:54] and then the rest I would have just distributed it

[00:58:56] amongst the chat.

[00:59:00] I'm just kidding, bro.

[00:59:01] I was gonna give the whole meal to my alt

[00:59:02] and put that shit right in my bank account.

[00:59:15] Who would have guessed that?

[00:59:16] What's this?

[00:59:17] I'm not, I mean, gosh, it's weird.

[00:59:32] Is there anything else I need to react to?

[00:59:44] We rustle in lopier fighting.

[00:59:52] Meanwhile, this is him planning for McNay or Sina.

[01:00:07] down? What? In the reply? Me-ho.

[01:00:23] Get it, Bestie, at Lopie.

[01:00:53] I saw this play in the Jinxie R6 tournament.

[01:01:11] I didn't get invited.

[01:01:13] I didn't get invited.

[01:01:14] Well, Jinxie didn't invite me unless he just hasn't sent invites out yet.

[01:01:20] I don't know why.

[01:01:21] I've never canceled on Jinxie ever for a tournament.

[01:01:23] I've showed up to every single one on time

[01:01:26] and I've never been involved in any of the drama.

[01:01:29] Oh, no one's got invited yet?

[01:01:30] Okay, Matt.

[01:01:34] 20 minutes prior to that video,

[01:01:36] I locked in our guest for Nick's Coachella party.

[01:01:43] This is a W.

[01:01:45] not chat I would I would actually stream on twitch if I can gamble rainbed on

[01:01:52] twitch I really would if I if I actually get the okay I will do I will go back

[01:01:56] to I mean why wouldn't we are we right now kick listen why switch I really work

[01:02:02] I'll just take my clippers out of pocket I was literally watching this stream

[01:02:08] before I was not chat I would I would actually stream on twitch if I can

[01:02:11] gamble, rainbed off switch. I really would. If I actually get the, okay, I will do it.

[01:02:16] I will go back to switch. I mean, why wouldn't I?

[01:02:17] Well, are we right now? Kick. 25 years old watching streams. You can't do anything dude.

[01:02:30] When is P.O.? Oh, I forgot about my P.O. I'm a new P.O. I'm going to do P.O. in

[01:02:35] exactly one week after I get back from Coachella. Also chat I locked in we have officially locked in

[01:02:43] on April 9th there is a celebrity golf tournament in Palm Springs for Coachella and I got asked

[01:02:51] if I wanted to be a captain and invite my own force into the tournament. There's other celebrities

[01:02:55] like Nelk's going to be there. I know D'Angelo Russell is going to be there. Chandler Parsons,

[01:03:00] Um, Glenny balls. So it's a big celebrity golf tournament and they asked me to get my

[01:03:06] own, uh, for some. It's going to be me, adapt Marlin and Tony Jefferson on the ninth. So

[01:03:19] we're going to be playing in it and adapted Marlin have never known before. So I don't

[01:03:24] I don't know how good these other teams are going to be, but we're going to give it a shot.

[01:03:34] You guys know that I went to states in high school.

[01:03:38] I know Tony Jefferson golfs, adapting, Marlon, I don't know, I don't know, but I guess they're

[01:03:46] just coming for the vibe.

[01:03:47] We're a team that's going for the vibes, bro.

[01:03:49] And we're the only team that's going to be streaming and I'm pretty sure.

[01:03:51] So we're going to be streaming it.

[01:03:57] Marlin is good at everything?

[01:03:58] Well, OK, now M3, hold on a minute.

[01:04:01] Hold on a minute, M3.

[01:04:02] I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't, uh, I wouldn't speak too soon.

[01:04:09] I wouldn't speak too soon here.

[01:04:11] I said, you said nice, my swing, right?

[01:04:12] Let's just see your swing.

[01:04:13] You might lose control.

[01:04:38] Control

[01:04:43] Oh

[01:04:54] I don't even remember what did he ever try to hit a ball

[01:04:57] What?

[01:04:59] What?

[01:05:01] It slides into the socks.

[01:05:03] Let's see if they can see it.

[01:05:05] Let's see it.

[01:05:07] Here we go. Here we go.

[01:05:09] Hold on.

[01:05:11] Wait.

[01:05:13] Wait.

[01:05:15] Hold on.

[01:05:17] Hold on.

[01:05:19] Okay.

[01:05:21] Can you...

[01:05:23] Can you...

[01:05:25] Okay, I mean at least he hit it, at least he connected with the ball, right?

[01:05:38] I need this.

[01:05:52] Wow.

[01:05:53] Pure.

[01:05:54] Break out of middle, Pure.

[01:05:57] Break out of middle.

[01:05:59] Wait, you think that was bad?

[01:06:00] Yeah, it was bad.

[01:06:01] Really?

[01:06:02] Behind.

[01:06:05] I have a feeling I'm gonna have to carry this.

[01:06:08] I have a feeling I'm going to have to carry this.

[01:06:16] Is there any videos of a dab golfing?

[01:06:26] Oh, brother, has he ever had a golf club?

[01:06:38] What day is this tournament? It's in four days on the 9th. Take Adapt to Arrange Tomorrow.

[01:06:55] Yo, I'm gonna, should I call the app and see?

[01:06:58] Call the app.

[01:07:01] Calling the app.

[01:07:04] He might be busy watching anime or some shit.

[01:07:21] Your call has been full.

[01:07:25] Oh, that texted me.

[01:07:32] Oh, he said he's on the phone, he'll call me back.

[01:07:48] Look at calm snow.

[01:07:49] He's instigating.

[01:07:50] Why do I feel like I have something to do tomorrow?

[01:08:17] What is going on in the Krom?

[01:08:26] Order March Madness Championship is tomorrow.

[01:08:33] Forgot about that.

[01:08:37] Wait, I forget.

[01:08:38] Wait, what did I react to?

[01:08:40] What did I react to that made me start talking about golf?

[01:08:46] You just started talking?

[01:09:02] Coachella?

[01:09:07] Oh, it's Jinxie's tourney.

[01:09:18] That's what it was.

[01:09:21] Yo, Snowy, why are you instigating?

[01:09:27] Why are you instigating?

[01:09:30] Yo, guys, this is not real, by the way.

[01:09:35] Falling for everything you see we're kind of not actually post this on his story

[01:09:42] Oh, wait, should I react to shot?

[01:09:47] See here today challenge off with the vlog eight we have a little bit of a different kind of

[01:09:53] Please do more vlogs.

[01:10:07] Okay, here's the thing, is I like doing vlogs, but there's not many things that I would rather vlog than stream.

[01:10:15] Like, the only things that I would ever vlog are things that I really can't stream.

[01:10:29] Like, you know what I might start doing is a little bit behind the scene stuff.

[01:10:36] Vlog your daily life when you don't stream.

[01:10:39] Okay, I don't think y'all understand.

[01:10:42] I know you guys troll, but I stream every day.

[01:10:46] There's not many days that I don't stream.

[01:10:51] Rarely I don't stream.

[01:10:53] Very rare cap, okay.

[01:10:58] Not to a shocker, what is it, stream charts?

[01:11:00] Well, you guys wanna do this segment,

[01:11:01] let's do this segment.

[01:11:02] Y'all wanna do this segment, let's do this segment.

[01:11:03] Let's do it.

[01:11:08] Even a day like today, I woke up at 9 a.m.,

[01:11:11] filmed a podcast, and then went on a house tour

[01:11:15] and here I am live.

[01:11:17] Like look, bro.

[01:11:21] Why's it up?

[01:11:25] Like look at this year.

[01:11:27] I've missed one, two, three, four, five days, the whole year.

[01:11:35] Like what am I gonna vlog?

[01:11:38] What am I gonna vlog?

[01:11:41] The only thing I could think of is like behind the scenes off stream stuff.

[01:11:49] So for example, like Coachella, I don't think I could stream actually at the festival.

[01:11:55] So maybe I'll do a Coachella vlog.

[01:11:58] You know Wolves and Five Lakers cried thanks to the sub and fuck you.

[01:12:05] L-part timer, Jinxie missed zero.

[01:12:07] Okay, so let me ask you a question.

[01:12:10] What do you think has more hours streamed this year near Jinxie?

[01:12:26] not even a question.

[01:12:41] He might.

[01:12:48] 95 days, I have 587 hours streamed.

[01:13:08] How many was it?

[01:13:10] He has a hundred more than me.

[01:13:19] Five ninety-seven.

[01:13:20] Okay, so at least he has fifty-five more hours free than me.

[01:13:23] Well, I just got hour long.

[01:13:25] I gotta step my game up.

[01:13:26] I gotta step my game up.

[01:13:27] I gotta work harder.

[01:13:28] Simple as that.

[01:13:29] I gotta work harder.

[01:13:30] I gotta work harder.

[01:13:37] You were so confident, bro, there's not many streamers that have more hours stream than

[01:13:49] me.

[01:13:50] There's really not.

[01:13:51] Jinxie might be the only streamer that doesn't do 24-hour streams that has more hours stream

[01:13:55] than me.

[01:13:56] Does he?

[01:14:03] No, he does not.

[01:14:16] No, he does not.

[01:14:32] Check Archey.

[01:14:35] Archey does stream a lot.

[01:14:38] 610.

[01:14:39] Yeah, Archey has like, what is that, 13 or more than me?

[01:14:45] No, 23 more than me.

[01:14:48] Ron?

[01:14:58] No, I have 100 more than Ron.

[01:15:02] XQC? Oh, XQC's is probably crazy.

[01:15:08] Damn!

[01:15:10] Wait, XQC has more than Jamesy, too.

[01:15:23] Yu-Gi?

[01:15:24] Yu-Gi has 800-hour stream this year?

[01:15:45] Did he do a marathon or something?

[01:15:47] crazy. I swear, Yuki's never live when I check Twitch. Unless he streams late

[01:15:58] night. Oh, he streams all night.

[01:16:10] Damn.

[01:16:22] Literally all night. Check Casos hours. Casos hours probably aren't that crazy just because

[01:16:28] he streams only like four hours. Yeah, see? You're a part timer. I mean my only argument as to

[01:16:39] as to what y'all are calling me a part-timer for,

[01:16:43] is the fact that 75% of my content is IRL.

[01:16:47] That would be my only argument.

[01:16:51] Is as an IRL streamer,

[01:16:56] I have a pretty good amount of hours, bro.

[01:16:58] Like if you look at other IRL streamers,

[01:17:00] like their hours are way lower than mine.

[01:17:02] Like I still put in a lot of,

[01:17:03] I put in a lot of hours.

[01:17:05] People who do like desktop streamers and gaming streamers,

[01:17:09] They can get a lot of hours.

[01:17:11] Like XQC can just go live for 13 hours at his desktop.

[01:17:16] Check Marlin.

[01:17:18] I'm gonna guess Marlin has like 400 hours.

[01:17:27] 368.

[01:17:37] Check Kai.

[01:17:38] Guys, Kai hasn't streamed.

[01:17:41] Check silky.

[01:17:44] Silky probably has like 250.

[01:17:51] Okay, 300, not bad.

[01:17:56] Adapt.

[01:18:02] Okay, but y'all gotta cut adapt some slack, bro.

[01:18:07] Y'all got a cut of that some slack, bro

[01:18:14] First off he's like 40. Okay, he's old

[01:18:18] Second off he had like obviously it was a tough start to the year with everything that happened and now third off right now

[01:18:25] Adapts been fucking playing dad. He's literally playing dad. So y'all got to give a dad y'all got to give a depths in slack

[01:18:31] Okay, he's literally playing he's playing father simulator IRL

[01:18:36] So our fucking water bill and an electric bill is an adapts name right now

[01:18:43] Yana

[01:18:52] 183

[01:18:57] Jason has a lot yeah, but Jason did a seven-day marathon

[01:19:01] I'm,

[01:19:06] 459.

[01:19:16] So I feel like what I'm saying is valid.

[01:19:18] When it comes to like variety and IRL streamers,

[01:19:22] I'm like, I'm pretty much,

[01:19:24] I have like the most hour stream.

[01:19:31] The only people that are really beating me in the hours category are our our gamers and

[01:19:40] desktop streamers.

[01:19:53] Neon this is Twitch Tracker though so I don't think it's gonna check Max. Max has 238 I mean

[01:20:21] And yeah, I mean, if I'm not gonna lie,

[01:20:24] if I was a gamer, if I was a gamer on my soul,

[01:20:28] I would be putting up 10, 12 hours a day on desktop.

[01:20:30] Facts.

[01:20:31] I would, I literally would.

[01:20:34] Look at all my desktop streams.

[01:20:36] I'm always live for like eight plus hours every time.

[01:20:45] Imagine how fat you'd be if you didn't do IRL, okay?

[01:20:51] I'm not balding. Stop saying that. Look at Lukes. 190. Agent definitely has

[01:21:20] beat

[01:21:26] No, I'm telling you bro the only people who had me be an Albert Schreem is

[01:21:33] Jinxie XQC and Yugi

[01:21:35] Arky? Arky did not have me be, I don't think. Oh, yeah, anarchy, anarchy, anarchy, anarchy,

[01:21:55] Anarchy, anarchy, anarchy.

[01:22:03] Rekai?

[01:22:04] Does Rekai have more?

[01:22:06] I feel like he doesn't.

[01:22:10] Is he banned?

[01:22:25] We're just yapping, bro

[01:22:30] Check Muda yes, but Muda's not a IRL streamer

[01:22:41] Y'all aren't getting what I'm saying

[01:22:47] Danny Duncan, yo Danny Duncan stream is a 24-7 stream

[01:22:51] burp peanut bro y'all are naming gaming streamers and talk about IRL

[01:22:57] summit that's not a... I can't bro

[01:23:07] breeding

[01:23:16] I have more

[01:23:21] Speed has you be brother speed definitely does not have more hours stream than me

[01:23:36] The other is a yapping

[01:23:41] Chat is cooked now. I mean bro in terms of IRL

[01:23:45] Streamers who do IRL content the only people who have me be is Yugi and Archi

[01:23:49] when it comes to our stream.

[01:23:57] And I feel like Yugi is like 75% guest talk.

[01:24:05] I could be wrong though, I could be wrong.

[01:24:07] Marla has more hours streamed than you.

[01:24:30] She does not.

[01:24:35] DDG does.

[01:24:40] I think y'all are just name in names

[01:24:41] and you guys have like, y'all are just name in names,

[01:24:44] you don't even have any research.

[01:24:48] Joe Bart does.

[01:24:51] Fuck.

[01:24:53] I don't know if I spelled his last name right.

[01:24:55] Oh, so close.

[01:24:56] No, he does. He's senile. Sena might. Sena might. Sena does sure look pretty good. I see Sena live every day.

[01:25:06] No, never mind.

[01:25:14] I made you an edit.

[01:25:26] Play the new server I'm going to this is the junk attorney

[01:25:44] Everything's gonna be perfectly we should have a tournament with a somewhat balanced

[01:25:51] team where anyone can beat anyone bro I'm tired of these unbalanced fucking teams bro

[01:25:56] I'm tired of the fucking last minute fucking cancellations without a single actual good reason some people some people had a good reason some people did not have good reasons

[01:26:03] Oh, man, I forgot like I brought your band now

[01:26:08] 40 streamers eight captains live drafts rules to enter state your peak rank plus your hours play plus the region

[01:26:16] You're playing in plus other games. You're good at if you cancel without a valid reason

[01:26:21] You are never playing in a tournament again example emergency or something personally fair is fine

[01:26:26] Okay. Okay. Okay. This is good. But Jinxie, I hope you see this because I'm gonna tell

[01:26:38] you straight up, bro. It has been a reoccurring issue every tournament and I don't give a

[01:26:44] fuck. I'm calling these streamers out, bro. I'm calling these streamers out. I'm calling

[01:26:48] these streamers out for the past tournaments. It's not Jinxie's fault, okay? Well, it's

[01:26:53] partly Jinxie's fault but it's not fully Jinxie's fault. Let's go back to the Rocket League tournament.

[01:26:59] Archey and Yu-Gi lied about how good they were at Rocket League or Rainbow, the Rainbow

[01:27:04] tournament. Archey and Yu-Gi lied about how good they were at Rainbow Six Siege, ruin the entire

[01:27:09] tournament. Facts, okay? Whatever, it happens. Next tournament was Rocket League, I believe.

[01:27:15] All right? In Rocket League, I think it was, who won that tournament?

[01:27:20] Check who won that tournament I forget

[01:27:29] Either way the common theme that has been the issue in these tournaments is

[01:27:37] Jinxie just believing these streamers

[01:27:41] That are lying about their skill level the valorant tournament yesterday

[01:27:45] Muda was by far the best player. He was the number one ranked radiant Valorant

[01:27:50] player in the world at one point and one of his teammates said that he never

[01:27:57] played before come to find out his other teammate was a radiant too. That just

[01:28:07] it ruined the whole tournament no one's had a chance right no literally

[01:28:11] No one's in the chance rainbow six seeds tournament

[01:28:14] Yugi and Arke said that they had no experience turns out they both have fucking 10,000 hours on rainbow six siege

[01:28:23] Trick was immortal

[01:28:25] Whatever like you see what I'm saying. That's been the common denominator and the common issue is

[01:28:31] Number one streamers having an ego and backing out of the tournament last minute because they think that they can just back out of a

[01:28:37] of a commitment because they're a streamer.

[01:28:39] No, no, if you commit to something,

[01:28:41] no matter if you have 30,000 viewers, 50,000 viewers

[01:28:44] or 500 viewers, if you make a commitment

[01:28:49] to someone else, show up, don't back out.

[01:28:52] That's weird, okay?

[01:28:54] You're not on top of the world.

[01:28:55] It's life does not revolve around you.

[01:28:57] Facts.

[01:28:58] Second thing, these tournaments are meant to be fun.

[01:29:02] They're meant to be fun so you can create moments

[01:29:06] like where you can see me, who's never played Rainbow Six,

[01:29:11] go up against Stompin, who's a fucking best player

[01:29:14] in the world.

[01:29:15] But it needs to be fair because Stompin shouldn't be playing

[01:29:18] with someone who lies about how good they are.

[01:29:20] He should be playing with fucking Sketch or Flight,

[01:29:23] who doesn't even know how to plant the bomb.

[01:29:25] So I think the issue is streamers lying

[01:29:30] and Jinxie believing them.

[01:29:31] And then when it comes out that mid tournament,

[01:29:34] Holy shit trick lied about how good he was at valor and he's actually a radiant and he's going 30 and 10 in a fucking Creator Valorant tournament

[01:29:43] There's nothing Jinx he can do

[01:29:52] But they're a lot of fun bro these tournaments are a lot of fun and Jinx he's doing good bringing the community together

[01:29:57] And you lost one million dollars from mr. Beast because you lost on fortnight raffle cool, bro. Yeah

[01:30:04] I didn't lose a million dollars, you lost a million dollars, uh, whoever said that, Jacob.

[01:30:09] Jacob, you would've been 25,000 dollars richer, I don't wanna hear shit.

[01:30:28] Yes.

[01:30:29] I'm not ripped.

[01:30:31] Lemonade, please.

[01:30:33] I'm not. I'm not. If I was bridge and see my shit through my fucking sweatpants, I was just readjusting my shit.

[01:30:47] Y'all never be sitting down, have to do a little readjust.

[01:30:57] And why are you zooming in on my dick in a video?

[01:31:03] React to the YouTube vlog?

[01:31:11] I don't want to react to the whole thing, because I'll let y'all watch the whole thing.

[01:31:21] But I'll react to the main parts.

[01:31:26] Yeah, look how happy Milo was, Milo, look what he saw me.

[01:31:42] Hi buddy! Hi! Hi! Hey Abel!

[01:31:46] Abel, remember me too, look at that!

[01:31:48] Oh my goodness!

[01:31:50] I was trying to see a bowl!

[01:31:52] Don't worry.

[01:31:53] Hi buddy! Hi! Oh my God!

[01:31:56] My God!

[01:31:59] Oh my God!

[01:32:04] Look, he even said, how do you guys?

[01:32:06] Hi buddy!

[01:32:07] Come on out! I'll say hi to this guy!

[01:32:09] Oh my gosh!

[01:32:10] Oh, they're on.

[01:32:10] I'm so excited to see you.

[01:32:12] Hi.

[01:32:13] Hi, both of you.

[01:32:13] Look at my little guy on the left.

[01:32:14] He's so stable.

[01:32:16] OK.

[01:32:17] Hi.

[01:32:18] Hi.

[01:32:19] How are you?

[01:32:19] You look so.

[01:32:20] Guys, so when I tell y'all, Milo did not leave my side

[01:32:27] for the two days I was home.

[01:32:29] My mom said that, bro, like, when I, Milo usually

[01:32:35] sleeps in my mom's room with her.

[01:32:37] When I was there, he slept in my bed right next to me

[01:32:40] and my mom said that when I left and I was gone,

[01:32:44] Milo was just sitting outside the door,

[01:32:47] just like sitting there

[01:32:50] because he thought I was in the room.

[01:33:01] LAC, you guys say LAC, but bro, you don't understand

[01:33:04] how much better of a life he has.

[01:33:06] Like it made me so sad to leave,

[01:33:09] but like y'all can say whatever you want,

[01:33:12] but his life is so much better.

[01:33:14] He has another dog to play with every day.

[01:33:16] My dad, my mom and dad take him on three walks a day.

[01:33:19] He never has to like go get boarded.

[01:33:21] Imagine when I went just on a March Madness tour,

[01:33:24] he'd have to go sit in the kennel

[01:33:25] and be boarded for two and a half weeks.

[01:33:31] Like he just has a way better life,

[01:33:33] even though he definitely does miss me.

[01:33:36] But...

[01:33:43] Now, don't...

[01:33:44] Yeah, that's pretty scary.

[01:33:46] I can't get it in. It's not...

[01:33:48] Drew, can you hold my hand?

[01:33:50] That should be good.

[01:33:51] Okay, now you're going to see...

[01:33:53] Then don't get one in the first place.

[01:33:54] I mean, yeah, probably we all made mistakes in life.

[01:33:56] I clearly made a mistake.

[01:33:57] I thought I was ready for a dog and I wasn't.

[01:33:59] At least he's with a family

[01:34:01] that I know is taking care of him

[01:34:03] and where I can go see him what I want.

[01:34:08] Like, I can't, there's nothing, I made that decision.

[01:34:12] At least he's not like with someone random,

[01:34:14] where I never get to see him again.

[01:34:18] How could you possibly get me?

[01:34:19] I just got you a little surprise, okay?

[01:34:20] It's a little, but I have to walk out there.

[01:34:22] How do you take your difficulties with us up on the way?

[01:34:24] Okay, I'm gonna be honest, it's a little heavy for me to carry.

[01:34:26] Of course it is.

[01:34:27] Why are you grabbing my pants?

[01:34:28] I'm proud.

[01:34:29] You have a step?

[01:34:30] Don't make me have a step.

[01:34:32] Yeah, where?

[01:34:34] Step, okay.

[01:34:36] Another step.

[01:34:38] Oh, the door's open.

[01:34:40] Oh my God, he's such a spank.

[01:34:42] Where's the step?

[01:34:43] Uh, step right there.

[01:34:44] Okay.

[01:34:45] Okay.

[01:34:46] Uh-huh.

[01:34:47] Alright, now I want you to walk.

[01:34:48] Oh, that's so cute.

[01:34:49] My brand new PC!

[01:34:51] That's so cute.

[01:34:53] His brand new PC.

[01:34:55] Nick, where's your dad?

[01:34:57] I'm gonna take this as well.

[01:34:59] We're gonna go into the garage.

[01:35:01] Rodge. But how would it be too heavy for you? Okay now put your hand out flip it

[01:35:09] around. Yeah. Are you ready for your surprise? Yeah. All right you could take

[01:35:16] off your blindfold. No. Do you like it? No you're joking. No. It's yours. Wait

[01:35:24] no you're joking. I'm not joking. Why would you do that? Why would you do that?

[01:35:29] Why would you do that?

[01:35:30] The queen is right there.

[01:35:31] Is this why you're filming?

[01:35:32] Is this why you're filming?

[01:35:33] Huh?

[01:35:34] This is why you're filming, bro.

[01:35:35] Oh my God.

[01:35:36] It's pretty nice.

[01:35:37] How did you get this year?

[01:35:38] It's pretty nice.

[01:35:39] I drove it from Cleveland.

[01:35:40] No, you didn't.

[01:35:41] And I just want to say, bro, to all the people that somehow found a way to hate

[01:35:47] on this, your life is just miserable, dude.

[01:35:50] Like your life is actually just miserable.

[01:35:54] The amount of people that found a way

[01:35:57] to make this a negative thing and hate on it

[01:35:59] and say, why would you get a Matesla?

[01:36:01] Bro, you make this much money,

[01:36:04] and you only got a Matesla.

[01:36:06] Dude.

[01:36:09] Not everybody's dream is your dream.

[01:36:13] My brother's a very simple person.

[01:36:16] He's a very non-materialistic person.

[01:36:20] And he always has talked about wanting a Tesla

[01:36:24] Whenever he talks about cars, he talks about a Tesla

[01:36:27] He likes the big screen in it, he likes how simple it is

[01:36:30] He likes how he doesn't have to pay for gas anymore

[01:36:33] And that's that's that

[01:36:36] He talks about a Tesla a lot, and I knew that's what he wanted

[01:36:40] And you guys seem like...

[01:36:44] Bro, I'm not kidding, I had people telling me like

[01:36:47] you make this much money, least you could have done was got him a Lamborghini.

[01:36:58] Like, brother, what is he going to do with a Lamborghini in Erie, Pennsylvania,

[01:37:09] when it snows eight months out of the year?

[01:37:11] like come on dude I can't win man I can't win but all that matters is that he was

[01:37:22] happy bro is that he was happy the car the Tesla is a great car for him he's

[01:37:30] also 19 it's his second car and he doesn't have to pay for gas anymore it

[01:37:37] It has the full package, self-driving, everything, so.

[01:37:41] Yeah, that's why I was doing it all day today.

[01:37:43] That's why the car wasn't in here.

[01:37:45] What car?

[01:37:46] There was no home or a full van.

[01:37:48] Where'd you park it?

[01:37:49] So you did know.

[01:37:51] You did know.

[01:37:52] Did you know?

[01:37:53] What the hell of a day?

[01:37:55] It's been a long day.

[01:37:56] This is why it was taking so long.

[01:37:58] Oh, check it out.

[01:38:00] This was the idea.

[01:38:01] He was very happy.

[01:38:02] He was very happy with his car.

[01:38:03] Shut up.

[01:38:03] All right, walk.

[01:38:04] What's up?

[01:38:06] What is that?

[01:38:07] I didn't even know Tesla could do this, by the way.

[01:38:09] Oh, listen.

[01:38:10] In the wind.

[01:38:11] This is what you need to hold the planet.

[01:38:13] If you can't walk, just get a poor video.

[01:38:17] And this part right here, bro, this part, bro, I almost cried.

[01:38:20] I did ask him about it.

[01:38:21] Go ahead.

[01:38:22] I was trying to solve a little bit, but I...

[01:38:23] And our lift was soaked like a little pond.

[01:38:26] And then it went through here.

[01:38:29] And then it was all the way in here in the laundry room.

[01:38:32] Just destroyed the basement.

[01:38:33] Had to take all the carpet out.

[01:38:35] We had the pump put in, and then we found out that there was a broken pipe under here,

[01:38:41] and then we found out, then they came in to blow out, they had to blow out all the pipes.

[01:38:46] A little sewage pipe.

[01:38:48] Because it's a sewage pipe, and the, and like it went, so we had to empty the entire

[01:38:54] garage, I mean the entire basement, everything went into the garage, and they came, they

[01:38:59] blew out the pipes and like water and crud and shit went everywhere.

[01:39:04] your dad is so Italian, people used to, people when I was growing up, people used to tell

[01:39:10] me that they thought that I was, I was mixed because they thought my dad was black. I'm

[01:39:16] not kidding. I used to, people used to call my, tell me my dad was black growing up because

[01:39:21] of how Italian he is. And in the summer he gets really dark.

[01:39:24] Literally.

[01:39:25] There was shit in here. Well, no, I think it's over there. Well, they had to blow

[01:39:30] it out so they could put a camera through to see what was going on. And when they

[01:39:33] did that they saw all the pipes were broken and yeah they were deteriorated so

[01:39:37] we had to then dig out all the way from that wall across all the way down this

[01:39:43] hallway all the way into the laundry room to the back wall they had to they

[01:39:51] had to dig it all and put in all new pipes and they took dirt out by the

[01:39:57] Yeah, I mean in here it like this was a laptop good fully redone now. I want to tell you guys

[01:40:04] I didn't just get Luke a gift

[01:40:07] I have a check here for you guys I

[01:40:11] Want to pay for the whole basement and get it like everything that got redone. I want to cover it

[01:40:16] For you guys. Yeah, I grew up here. This is my basement, too

[01:40:20] We'll talk about this. Oh, there's no already told you I can't take your money. It's I'm I'm giving it

[01:40:25] You're not taking it dude. Please take just take it for now. We'll talk tomorrow. There's no talking

[01:40:31] I want I'm blessed enough to be able to

[01:40:37] Maybe

[01:40:40] Everybody's

[01:40:42] just with her family.

[01:40:44] I, like, speechless and that doesn't happen, does it?

[01:40:48] Yeah, you're always talking.

[01:40:54] Yeah, your mom did all the color,

[01:40:56] picked all the four different fucking colors of blue.

[01:40:59] That means you need a brush for every color.

[01:41:02] You were trying so hard to not cry.

[01:41:04] I was, bro. I was. I was. I was.

[01:41:07] Because, bro, that's like something that I've always, like, dreamed of.

[01:41:11] I feel like every kid's dream of that, being able to

[01:41:13] to give their parents a check and their parents open the check and see what it's

[01:41:22] like what's on it and be like, you know?

[01:41:35] Not me, fuck my parents, they didn't do shit for me, okay?

[01:41:39] Well, okay, I think Jesus Christ, dude.

[01:41:50] Hey, I just finished jerking off. What's up?

[01:41:58] Can we play over under how much the check was? No, I'm not telling y'all how much the check was,

[01:42:05] That's bro.

[01:42:07] You guys don't have to worry about that.

[01:42:14] I know I'm not telling you guys how much it was.

[01:42:20] Just know they're taken care of.

[01:42:23] That's all that needs to be said.

[01:42:32] It's our money.

[01:42:35] Was it a blank check?

[01:42:42] No, it was not a blank check.

[01:42:53] Max's IG story?

[01:42:55] Let's go, brother. Turn me up tomorrow. Tune in, brother. I'm going to put on for our

[01:43:08] city. Read it properly. Oh shit. Michigan's really coming for it tomorrow, huh? Damn,

[01:43:28] I gotta take a tinkle-tink again.

[01:43:32] I gotta take a tinkle-tink again.

[01:43:36] Hold on.

[01:43:38] Let me put, like, a beer back.

[01:43:45] This word could be confused with a similar word.

[01:43:48] The word is domiciled.

[01:43:51] It's an adjective, meaning having an established

[01:43:54] place of residence.

[01:43:56] Domiciled.

[01:43:57] Domicile. D-O-M-O-C-I-L-E.

[01:44:04] D-O-M-I-C-I-L-E-D.

[01:44:15] This word could be confused with a similar word. The word is domicile.

[01:44:20] Why are y'all sitting in stunts?

[01:44:22] Holy...

[01:44:25] Water!

[01:44:27] Cocoa!

[01:44:37] Chad, I think I'm getting sick.

[01:44:39] I can feel, you know when you're first starting to get sick?

[01:44:41] And you can feel like your throat start to hurt?

[01:44:44] I

[01:44:50] Think I'm starting to get sick

[01:44:53] What is this what

[01:44:57] Are you

[01:44:59] I'm good. I'm good. I just want to say I'm on stream right now. Are you cool with that?

[01:45:03] I just wanted to say what's up, bro, and we were just talking about you bro. How you doing my friend Ron?

[01:45:10] What I told you bro, he's trapped in

[01:45:14] Oh my god.

[01:45:16] Yeah, that's Lacey's boy.

[01:45:18] Yeah, no, we were just talking about, because he's from New Jersey,

[01:45:22] and I was like, have you been to the Jersey Shore House?

[01:45:29] Hey, shut up, Paulie D, man.

[01:45:37] It's not a fake coke laugh.

[01:45:39] Yo, I won't what do y'all want? I'm not going live and watching inside right away, bro

[01:45:49] Go watch it by yourself, dude. You guys have been spamming it for an hour

[01:46:05] GTA

[01:46:09] Bro, I feel like I should practice for R6 a little bit, no?

[01:46:23] Like, even if it's just one game, or FaceTime Jinxie, don't think Jinxie's awake?

[01:46:36] I don't think he's like rubbing one out.

[01:46:46] Okay.

[01:46:48] Oh, wait, he's texting me.

[01:47:06] Did he say when it is?

[01:47:24] This Sunday or next Sunday?

[01:47:26] But how would next Sunday work if everybody's in London for the charity match?

[01:47:44] Bro, I feel like I got to get on and practice a little bit, no?

[01:47:56] Leta might make me pee more.

[01:48:06] What the fuck?

[01:48:17] Play RP?

[01:48:21] Okay, then we need to figure out what my role in RP is going to be

[01:48:34] What am I gonna do an RP I'm not gonna be a homeless

[01:48:39] Cocoa just shit

[01:48:51] Where?

[01:49:00] Where?

[01:49:09] By the shoe?

[01:49:13] Ewww!

[01:49:16] Cocoa, what is that?

[01:49:21] Cocoa?

[01:49:42] Why did you grab it bare hands?

[01:49:46] Dude, it's just a turd.

[01:50:01] I'm not washing my hands.

[01:50:02] I barely touched it five seconds and I wiped it off on my pants.

[01:50:16] You're a disgusting pig, all right.

[01:50:23] Can't do anything anymore, bro.

[01:50:31] All right.

[01:50:34] Do I practice R6 for like 30 minutes and then get out just to see my skill level and then

[01:50:39] and get on RP, or do I get on RP right away?

[01:50:57] It's in two weeks, I mean bro, if it's in two weeks,

[01:51:00] a lot of streamers are not gonna be able to play.

[01:51:03] What streamers are gonna be home the day

[01:51:05] after the charity match?

[01:51:09] I'm just hearing it all.

[01:51:30] Wait is Silky on yet?

[01:51:32] Silke told me he was getting an RP tonight.

[01:51:40] FaceTime Silke.

[01:51:42] Starting a FaceTime call to Silke.

[01:52:02] yo whoa hey hey I'm streaming whoa are you getting on RP tonight

[01:52:17] are you getting an RP tonight why is it that behind you bro are you get on RP

[01:52:41] I don't know

[01:52:44] Like actually

[01:52:47] Okay, I'm gonna hop on right now wait silky wick him. I'm about to go right now. Yeah

[01:52:54] You don't leak that game like well, yeah

[01:53:02] Like that way

[01:53:11] not gonna lie lacy people who want to RP have to pay $10,000 to have their own

[01:53:19] gangs I'm gonna need you to tell me if you want one

[01:53:24] and you got that bro, you're my man, you support me.

[01:53:31] And I support you.

[01:53:32] Okay, well guess what, guess what.

[01:53:34] Are there guns in the server yet?

[01:53:36] It's a new time, fuck.

[01:53:41] But basically, within this week,

[01:53:43] you will be seeing guns in the server.

[01:53:46] Someone said, Lace, I'm SLG.

[01:53:48] He said he's gonna be live in 30 minutes.

[01:53:50] That means he's gotta do an hour shower, roll up,

[01:53:53] That's very a quick game of wildings.

[01:53:55] Goddamn, that sounded like a fucking fire hose!

[01:54:03] Yo, your shit has to have, your shit has to be monstrosity.

[01:54:20] That's gotta be a national monument to have that kind of stream coming out of it.

[01:54:25] Yo, gang, what the fuck are you all on?

[01:54:29] That's a BBC stream facts.

[01:54:33] Are you okay?

[01:54:34] Yeah.

[01:54:36] But yeah, I would say right now, what you should do,

[01:54:40] like you shouldn't be worried about guns,

[01:54:42] you should be worried about who the fuck you're gonna recruit to your game,

[01:54:45] who the fuck do you want to be a part of your shit,

[01:54:48] You should be NRP

[01:54:50] figured out who do you want to be a party

[01:54:52] cause you can't be a one man army

[01:54:54] and we just give you people to say yeah, join us like a shit

[01:54:56] No, you go around and you meet people

[01:54:58] or you could also

[01:55:00] have like, let's say you have like

[01:55:02] Luke, Luke wants to play the server with you

[01:55:04] you know what I'm saying, he could be a part of your shit

[01:55:06] you have Ron, who wants to be a part of your shit

[01:55:08] you have, Jesus wants to be a part of your shit

[01:55:10] and you all be on this Italian mafia

[01:55:12] and I'm gonna sit you into God's life

[01:55:14] and you guys are gonna be good

[01:55:16] I want to be on to like shit like that

[01:55:19] like I could out of game be on some stuff like okay this is gonna be our shit

[01:55:23] You have one person like make a fucking bread or some shit. Oh my god. Oh, that was a spider

[01:55:29] And then yeah

[01:55:32] Okay

[01:55:40] Super different like I would cater to it in a super different way like

[01:55:46] Okay, and what if I wanted to be the director of internal affairs in the FBI?

[01:55:52] What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

[01:55:55] Director of internal affairs? You would have to go do that.

[01:55:58] Who already is like running PD? Because I cannot just say you're gay.

[01:56:02] Who runs PD?

[01:56:05] You see.

[01:56:16] I said

[01:56:20] No

[01:56:26] Well, I had a whole plan if I wanted to be shit

[01:56:32] No, I was gonna give I was gonna give all million to my alt and then say it was my biggest fan and they keep it all

[01:56:41] Yeah, I probably woulda slot each of the guys 10

[01:56:43] I actually I probably would have got you guys all Rolexes

[01:57:06] You look mad Jewish, okay, not bro. Okay. Now we get out of talk because that's the second person that said that to me

[01:57:13] Yeah, I'll tell y'all in a sec, I'mma make my character right now, all right?

[01:57:26] All right.

[01:57:27] Chad, last night I'm laying in bed, right, and Darla tried to bite my cheek, and she

[01:57:38] backs up and gets upset at me and wait no I can't tell the story.

[01:57:56] I don't care okay she tries to bite my cheek and then she backs up and she gets like mad

[01:58:03] at me and she's like she's like I can't even bite your cheek anymore and I'm

[01:58:09] like what are you talking about and she's like it's the red up it made your

[01:58:13] cheeks go away and I'm like what what does that even mean she's like the red

[01:58:21] up made your cheeks go away like I can't I can't squeeze your cheeks

[01:58:25] anymore you don't like she's like you don't have cheeks and she's like it's

[01:58:30] It's the red-a.

[01:58:31] It's the red-a.

[01:58:33] And I'm like, what are you talking about?

[01:58:35] And then she goes, you look Jewish.

[01:58:37] I'm like, what?

[01:58:38] She's like, the red-a's making you look Jewish.

[01:58:55] You do.

[01:58:56] I don't.

[01:59:01] Nope, big ass nose.

[01:59:09] So let me get this straight.

[01:59:10] When I have my head shaved,

[01:59:12] when I have my head shaved, there's a problem.

[01:59:17] When I do a military cut, I look like a lesbian.

[01:59:23] When I grow my hair out and it's curly,

[01:59:25] Now I look Jewish.

[01:59:27] Like, you guys just always have something to say.

[01:59:49] Look at what Arky said.

[01:59:50] All right, Chad, we got to figure out what I'm doing for RPA.

[02:00:11] We got to figure out what I'm doing for RP.

[02:00:13] Who am I?

[02:00:14] What is my character?

[02:00:16] What is my character going to be?

[02:00:29] Be a Jew, a Jewish man.

[02:00:46] that you guys want me to be a Jewish man.

[02:01:06] We want you to be FBI, yeah I know,

[02:01:09] but they're not giving me the FBI role.

[02:01:16] Wait, can I leak the server code or no?

[02:01:43] When you see GG4, it's not even showing.

[02:01:59] My face cam is covering it.

[02:02:03] So, Chad, we have three options right now.

[02:02:08] I could be, I could be in a, I could try to start an Italian mob, or I could be, I could

[02:02:28] be like I could start like a Jewish like a Jewish like a Jewish gang or I could try to

[02:02:47] be in like the PD, like be like a cop or like in the FBI.

[02:03:03] I'm not going to be a Jewish officer.

[02:03:17] Be a Jewish lawyer.

[02:03:24] Lawyer RP never hits though.

[02:03:26] Lawyer RP never hits because there's never actual court cases.

[02:03:39] a Jewish mob?

[02:03:57] Do a poll? Okay, hold on.

[02:03:59] It's going to pull, it's going to pull, it's going to pull, it's going to pull.

[02:04:01] All right.

[02:04:03] What are P?

[02:04:05] Jewish mob, Italian mafia, Italian mafia, or police slash FBI.

[02:04:23] I don't know what a Moussaan agent is.

[02:04:33] All right, vote on the, what is that, oh no, vote on the poll.

[02:04:51] I Jewish mob is winning so what do I do?

[02:05:20] Like, what do I do as a Jewish mob?

[02:05:35] Be yourself.

[02:05:45] You'll have to get all the money.

[02:05:57] Watch out, they're asking for my ID.

[02:06:01] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[02:06:03] Wait.

[02:06:05] F8 slash ID.

[02:06:10] Okay, what should my name be?

[02:06:19] What should my name be?

[02:06:40] you

[02:07:10] you

[02:07:40] you

[02:08:10] you

[02:08:40] you

[02:09:10] you

[02:09:40] you

[02:10:10] you

[02:10:40] You

[02:10:42] I know I'm muted! Hold on!

[02:11:09] you

[02:11:39] you

[02:12:09] I'm unmuting on my stream yes I'm a yes I'm driving you yes I will give you I'm

[02:12:20] unmuted I'm unmuted on my stream by the way I only give you a hundred twitch subs

[02:12:24] if you give me a hundred thousand dollars in the server

[02:12:28] bro my RP I'm telling you right now silky for the storyline my RP I need to have

[02:12:36] money okay okay so can I please have a car a house and a hundred day

[02:12:54] You can have a car, you can have a house, you're not getting a house.

[02:12:59] Fifty K.

[02:13:00] No.

[02:13:01] No, you're not getting a house.

[02:13:02] Don't see me.

[02:13:03] I told you I'll do 50.

[02:13:04] Any money?

[02:13:05] Yes, I can give you some of the rest.

[02:13:08] How much?

[02:13:09] Oh my God.

[02:13:10] Wow.

[02:13:11] I remember there was that one song of beggars, can't be choosers, and they said, whatever

[02:13:12] I give you, maybe with the funk.

[02:13:13] So can I have a kid?

[02:13:14] You're getting a car and a house.

[02:13:15] You don't, you don't give a heart.

[02:13:16] You don't give a heart.

[02:13:17] You don't give a heart.

[02:13:18] You don't give a heart.

[02:13:19] You don't give a heart.

[02:13:20] Okay, what kind of car am I going to get?

[02:13:28] Yeah, what car should I get?

[02:13:37] He's not going to give me a SvJ.

[02:13:49] Can you give me a rose-roised?

[02:13:51] Okay, what about a black shark?

[02:13:59] Okay.

[02:14:04] He gave permission for a black truck, house.

[02:14:18] Chad, do I lie and say that he said I could have 50K?

[02:14:31] Bro!

[02:14:33] Okay, can you just say the amount he's allowed to give me then?

[02:14:45] Silky I'm telling you I'm going to create great RP. I'm gonna create great RP

[02:14:55] Yo, Lacey stop acting Jewish you're not a character yet

[02:15:03] Wait, wait, wait, Silky, what does that mean?

[02:15:15] I don't own it?

[02:15:16] Oh my God, this thing is about to get me so mad, bro.

[02:15:17] Yo, this thing is like a priceless wife and the bros.

[02:15:18] Look, you give me everything that I want.

[02:15:19] Yes, because I'm trying to create good RP.

[02:15:20] Okay, game, do you know how many other people want to create good RP?

[02:15:21] I don't own it.

[02:15:22] I don't own it.

[02:15:23] I don't own it.

[02:15:24] I don't own it.

[02:15:25] I don't own it.

[02:15:26] I don't own it.

[02:15:27] I don't own it.

[02:15:28] I don't own it.

[02:15:29] I don't own it.

[02:15:30] I don't own it.

[02:15:31] I don't own it.

[02:15:32] I don't own it.

[02:15:33] So you're gonna spawn in a black truck for me, but I'm not gonna own it

[02:15:47] It's a fucking role play server

[02:15:49] Yes, I am

[02:15:54] Yes, it is. It is though. Just click it.

[02:16:04] Bro, somebody put barbecue sauce on your tap cap.

[02:16:15] Yeah, that's okay, please this was promised to me 3,000 years ago

[02:16:45] Wait, how is that bad what I read I don't understand?

[02:16:55] We can come to an understanding here.

[02:17:20] your price. So you name your price.

[02:17:50] Okay, and then I have one more request, okay?

[02:18:02] Who does the, who, who does the clothes?

[02:18:04] No, I don't want to cause some shit.

[02:18:09] I just want to know if I can talk to the clothes developer and he can add a little

[02:18:12] I want to wear a yarmulke.

[02:18:36] Oh

[02:19:06] I'm not going to be on the server for an hour or what.

[02:19:17] I'm not already RPMing.

[02:19:19] Okay, alright.

[02:19:20] Thank you.

[02:19:21] Thank you, Will.

[02:19:22] I'm going to make my character now.

[02:19:23] I'm going to say this right now.

[02:19:24] What?

[02:19:25] If you show, or I'm talking about you better block your screen when he's giving you

[02:19:26] all this shit, right?

[02:19:27] I'm gonna tell you this right now.

[02:19:28] What?

[02:19:28] If you saw or I'm talking about you better block your screen when he's giving you all this shit, right?

[02:19:34] If you saw or leaked anything that I've done that you gotta have, I would go, where'd you go?

[02:19:40] I'm personally gonna make sure your character goes back to Vsays Zero, you're gonna be a pro too, I promise you.

[02:19:45] And that is a promise from me game, I'm going to make sure you're a pro too, because I'm helping you out.

[02:19:50] And you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna show everybody what I've done, I'm gonna make sure you're a pro too, I promise you.

[02:19:57] This is a promise, Lee. This is a promise.

[02:19:59] Okay. I won't.

[02:20:12] He's 40.

[02:20:27] Okay, what should my name be?

[02:20:49] I'm not making my name Jeffrey.

[02:21:19] I want to have this messaging to make sure.

[02:21:22] Do you want to see?

[02:21:44] OK.

[02:21:49] Jewish names.

[02:21:56] David Benjamin Youssef.

[02:22:11] Should I be Benjamin, but people call me Benji?

[02:22:38] Not making that my last name.

[02:23:08] Benjamin Quarter Sniffer.

[02:23:15] Is that good?

[02:23:18] All right, how do you do Benjamin Quarter Sniffer or should I do Benjamin Goldstein?

[02:23:33] Benjamin Goldstein. Okay, how tall am I? Wait, who is Goldstein? Is that a person? I don't

[02:23:50] of who that is.

[02:24:50] Okay, Benjamin Goldstein.

[02:24:57] How tall?

[02:24:59] I'm not being 4'2".

[02:25:04] How many centimeters?

[02:25:06] 5'7".

[02:25:11] How many centimeters is 5'7"?

[02:25:14] How many centimeters is five bullet seven, 170?

[02:25:21] Birthday, February 18th.

[02:25:28] How old should I be?

[02:25:38] 667 centimeters.

[02:25:47] Male.

[02:25:54] What the fuck?

[02:26:08] It looks like Jamesy.

[02:27:08] It's not muda.

[02:27:30] It's not muda.

[02:27:31] Wait, what does the height do?

[02:27:36] Well stop touching your face.

[02:28:03] is this good chat? Holy bird beak. I don't think I can make it bigger.

[02:28:23] Lower the peak.

[02:28:39] No, I feel like this is good.

[02:28:49] I mean, that's a fucking, that's a hog on it.

[02:28:51] That's a yam.

[02:28:58] Hire the bone twist?

[02:29:05] There we go.

[02:29:06] I mean, that's as big as it can get, I think, bro.

[02:29:08] That's a fucking, that's a yam on his face.

[02:29:17] There we go.

[02:29:18] Now that's a fucking beak.

[02:29:21] Eyebrows?

[02:29:28] I'm going to leave this.

[02:29:46] I'm going to leave this.

[02:29:53] What do I do?

[02:30:02] Wait, where are the eyebrows?

[02:30:12] Put a chin on him.

[02:30:40] Oh yeah, oh yeah, all right, where's the hair, hair?

[02:30:59] Let me know when y'all see one.

[02:31:10] Hold on, don't jump the gun, let's look through them first.

[02:31:29] There might be a better option.

[02:31:57] Have you all seen one, a good one yet?

[02:32:15] Oh!

[02:32:23] Fifteen.

[02:32:28] This one?

[02:32:37] Oh, you mean this one?

[02:32:45] Okay, so sixteen.

[02:33:00] Let's keep looking.

[02:33:16] One-twelve.

[02:33:19] Okay.

[02:33:34] Black or brown?

[02:33:39] Black.

[02:33:42] Okay.

[02:33:45] Okay, fade? Facial hair. Do I have facial hair? Yes or no? Do I do facial hair?

[02:34:07] I feel like I got to have big ass eyebrows.

[02:34:15] Like, I'm not being a ginger.

[02:34:44] Yo, look up, stop putting your head down.

[02:34:56] There we go.

[02:34:59] Okay.

[02:35:00] Chest hair.

[02:35:04] That's hair?

[02:35:11] Well, these are tattoos.

[02:35:36] Okay.

[02:35:37] All right, Chad, what I think this is good wait, yeah, yes or no to facial hair. Yes or no to facial hair. What do y'all think?

[02:36:02] A beard, okay, but like

[02:36:07] Tell me what you want, like this?

[02:36:31] Hunger?

[02:36:51] It's 40 is perfect.

[02:36:53] Bro, I think this won't chat, I don't know, maybe I'm trippin'?

[02:37:09] Wait.

[02:37:14] Who just said I look like Ted Bundy?

[02:37:17] Pro number 18, this one?

[02:37:25] What do y'all think?

[02:37:27] What do y'all think?

[02:37:35] 20.

[02:37:37] Nah.

[02:37:38] Low key, 28, 18, all right, okay, all right.

[02:38:07] Now, is there anybody that can make this bigger?

[02:38:12] Oh, perfect.

[02:38:37] All leads, mood up, all right?

[02:38:53] Clothing. What clothes should I start with?

[02:38:57] A suit? I'm going to ask the guy if he knows what number is a suit. Someone said 43. How

[02:39:21] How did you know that?

[02:39:29] There's got to be a black suit.

[02:39:38] 41, 41's a shirt.

[02:39:52] All right, chat.

[02:39:54] This one or this one?

[02:39:55] Which one?

[02:39:56] The button suit or the unbutton suit?

[02:40:00] Okay.

[02:40:02] Okay, and what color?

[02:40:09] White?

[02:40:13] There's no black.

[02:40:22] Okay.

[02:40:27] Scroll through some more.

[02:40:30] But.

[02:40:37] All right, whoop-a-doods.

[02:41:02] Surely it's 47, too, right?

[02:41:05] What's that?

[02:41:21] Shirt 112?

[02:41:27] Huh?

[02:41:35] What are you all saying?

[02:41:52] Y'all just be saying shit.

[02:42:09] And now you guys fucked up my undershirt too.

[02:42:15] Come on, this is good, no?

[02:42:22] under shirt 15

[02:42:49] I'm getting swallowed

[02:42:52] This is good. This is calm. Okay. What shoes? Do I do dress shoes?

[02:43:07] Like these.

[02:43:08] Accessories?

[02:43:19] Accessories. Okay, this is very important.

[02:43:27] All right.

[02:43:33] Do I want to tie or no?

[02:43:38] No tie, but do I want to have like maybe like a necklace or a chain, like a diamond chain

[02:43:50] on?

[02:43:52] Okay.

[02:43:54] All right.

[02:43:58] Hat.

[02:44:00] What is that?

[02:44:03] I don't know if they have that.

[02:44:29] All right, so 31 is the top, the top, the top one right now, let's see if there's anything

[02:44:57] better. It's not looking like there is.

[02:45:17] My throat is really starting to hurt. Dude, this sucks.

[02:45:22] What do y'all think?

[02:45:52] you

[02:46:22] you

[02:46:52] you

[02:47:22] you

[02:47:52] you

[02:48:22] Is that a good chat or am I not?

[02:48:51] I feel like that's good.

[02:48:54] No hat.

[02:48:55] I mean, OK, this is with hat 31, and this is without a hat.

[02:49:04] What do y'all think?

[02:49:05] Do 150, but it still fucks the hair up.

[02:49:35] I'm gonna do know that all right. They were good. I think Benjamin Goldstein is ready to hit the city

[02:50:00] Okay

[02:50:05] on audio voice chat enabled on output device is that's this is what I hear

[02:50:26] right

[02:50:56] Why do I hear the game through?

[02:51:22] Why do I hear the game not through my headset?

[02:51:46] Why do I hear the game, not through my headset?

[02:51:49] No, it didn't change anything, it didn't change anything.

[02:52:04] It's on your PC? No, on the PC it's in, it's on, look. It's on my headphones. Could it be

[02:52:24] Maybe my 5M settings, maybe?

[02:52:28] How do I get to my 5M settings?

[02:52:37] I'm only at the restart.

[02:53:04] Benjamin.

[02:53:07] Benjamin Goldstein takes on sanctioned R.P., Jewish mob

[02:53:25] leader. Taking over the city. All right. It's got to be in these settings, right? Okay.

[02:53:54] Does anybody know why it's not audio through my headphones?

[02:54:08] It's not my PC settings.

[02:54:18] Output device, Arctic's NOVA, input device, quadcast.

[02:54:23] It's literally what it's supposed to be.

[02:54:27] Here we go.

[02:54:28] Input device, HyperX, output device, headphones.

[02:54:34] It's because of the Bluetooth.

[02:54:41] What are you fucking talking about?

[02:54:49] I got to get the code.

[02:55:06] Is it matter if the code gets leaked?

[02:55:08] I feel like it doesn't because you have to get whitelisted, no?

[02:55:15] Okay, desktop audio properties, bang.

[02:55:35] All right, chat, I'm going to go, people, I load in.

[02:55:36] Yo, why do I have to pee so much?

[02:55:45] You came into the mod you're right on night out there you so much for the big

[02:55:51] hit um you came into them you came in as a mod I said you are could be a great

[02:55:56] mom great mom ballings you sat here and you turned on phone number and email

[02:56:01] verification from my stream I don't know what's when you either that what the

[02:56:04] What the fuck?

[02:56:06] What the fuck?

[02:56:08] Who does that?

[02:56:14] Who the fuck does that?

[02:56:18] I'm not typing in a chat and they can tell me I gotta verify my number.

[02:56:21] What the fuck?

[02:56:30] What happened chat?

[02:56:32] Yo, JD, are you in the chat or no?

[02:56:40] JD, can you add an exclamation mark server command and put sanctioned?

[02:56:51] Please.

[02:56:55] Please have audio.

[02:57:02] Bro, I have no audio on my headset.

[02:57:07] Yes!

[02:57:08] Oh, my headset was turned off.

[02:57:32] How do I see my...

[02:57:39] Oh, I got it.

[02:57:48] Hold on a second.

[02:57:59] Yeah.

[02:58:16] You're safe.

[02:58:29] Stop putting that emote.

[02:58:55] Hold on.

[02:59:13] Hey, what the fuck is this?

[02:59:38] I'm just saying I want to hear real quick to make sure my game runs smoothly.

[02:59:54] I know you can't see the screen.

[02:59:55] Give me like two minutes.

[02:59:56] Hold on, I got to just do this.

[03:00:25] What's the Apple PC's where you can take a picture of shit?

[03:00:30] Oh, snipping tool.

[03:01:25] I fix the game, I fix the audio, I fix the audio, I fix the audio.

[03:01:48] Fix your graphics in distance scaling.

[03:01:50] What does that even mean?

[03:01:53] I don't know good graphics.

[03:02:23] Yeah, where do I go to paint my car?

[03:02:47] Los Santos Customs Auto Exotics

[03:03:01] Is that a dog?

[03:03:04] Hey little buddy come here

[03:03:08] Hey little buddy

[03:03:11] Hey little buddy

[03:03:12] are you my new dog hey hey little guy hey well I could sell you and make some

[03:03:34] coin off you. I could sell you and make some coin off you.

[03:03:47] Damn your nose is growing.

[03:03:54] Wait is this my pet?

[03:03:57] Hello? Hello? How do I know my mic's working?

[03:04:04] No way I don't pay!

[03:04:27] You need to get a phone?

[03:04:34] Where can I get a phone at?

[03:04:36] Well, I want to make my car black, I want to have a black truck.

[03:05:00] Where do I go in here?

[03:05:21] It's closed?

[03:05:22] Hey!

[03:05:23] Hey, buddy!

[03:05:24] Hey!

[03:05:25] Hey!

[03:05:26] Hey!

[03:05:27] Hey, buddy!

[03:05:28] Hey, buddy

[03:05:38] I'm gonna see you

[03:05:58] Jason RP, how do I change color of my car?

[03:06:20] I

[03:06:30] Picture Mike, I don't think there's anything wrong with my Mike

[03:06:41] Hey, hey puppy hey puppy

[03:06:46] Hey

[03:06:48] They do too. Hey, you keep grabbing on the wrong side of the road. I'm gonna sue you. Okay, you understand me keep driving

[03:06:54] Keep driving. I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you first. Oh, I promise you're not gonna win that lawsuit

[03:06:59] I promise you're not no, I'm sure I'm gonna win the lawsuit

[03:07:03] Yeah, I'm gonna win the lawsuit

[03:07:11] You think you're gonna win the lawsuit buddy. Oh, I see the nose

[03:07:15] Look at you fucking

[03:07:21] You're a fucking

[03:07:23] Go ahead touch me. I'll sue you. I'll send you're after court

[03:07:45] I'll sue you!

[03:07:47] Help!

[03:07:49] Help!

[03:07:51] So me!

[03:07:53] Why am I so slow?

[03:07:55] I'll give you money!

[03:07:57] I'll give you money!

[03:08:01] Get him, Coco!

[03:08:03] Come on, Coco!

[03:08:05] Coco?

[03:08:07] Get him!

[03:08:09] Sick him!

[03:08:11] No!

[03:08:13] He ran over Coco

[03:08:19] What's your name sir, my name is Benjamin Benjamin Goldstein

[03:08:30] Yeah, I want to paint my car come on Coco

[03:08:35] Okay, Coco get in good job coax

[03:08:43] to the right to the right to the right. Hey, watch your finger, buddy. Touch my car. I'm

[03:09:00] going to sue you. Oh, okay. So you got moving counters. You got moving counters. Do you

[03:09:12] Do you want me to call my lawyer?

[03:09:14] No sir. What do you need done?

[03:09:24] I want...

[03:09:26] I'm going to get Francisco for you. I'm going to get Francisco for you.

[03:09:28] Okay.

[03:09:30] I'm going to see you sir.

[03:09:32] How are you doing today sir?

[03:09:34] I'm doing good. How are you?

[03:09:36] I'm doing alright.

[03:09:38] I

[03:09:41] Customized my vehicle. Oh, I don't work here. So what do you what are your customer?

[03:09:49] How much money you got on it?

[03:09:51] Honestly, I spend like 50 K. They aren't calm kind of broke

[03:09:57] Listen buddy, I can change your life

[03:09:59] And what wait? I know how you want change

[03:10:03] You don't need to know how I can change your life, okay?

[03:10:08] So you let me know names Benjamin Goldstein Benjamin Goldstein

[03:10:22] You got a phone Benjamin

[03:10:29] He brought an initiative you don't have a phone the nice core

[03:10:39] Me I know some people with some school dad don't have a phone

[03:11:05] Can I can I customize my car sir

[03:11:08] I'm just gonna go.

[03:11:12] Yes.

[03:11:16] Listen, I, hey, hey, hey, I've been waiting here for 15 minutes.

[03:11:20] No one is coming to help me with my car.

[03:11:22] What kind of service is this?

[03:11:24] What kind of service is this?

[03:11:25] You know, I have friends in very high places, all right?

[03:11:28] Yo, yo, Jeff, I got you right now.

[03:11:30] No, no, Jeff, I got you right now.

[03:11:32] This is my friend Francisco, call him, Francisco, okay?

[03:11:34] Yo, Francisco, take care of Jeffery.

[03:11:36] I mean, uh, Benjamin Bolsey.

[03:11:38] Joe Benjamin Bolsey, hold on, I got you in a second.

[03:11:43] How do I get a phone?

[03:11:45] I don't know, sir, how do you, uh, call the phone?

[03:11:49] No, I'm not on the phone.

[03:11:51] Do you have a phone?

[03:11:52] You don't have a phone?

[03:11:53] No, I don't have a phone.

[03:11:54] Give me the, uh, Andrew offer one.

[03:11:56] Yeah, if you could hit me up, that'd be great.

[03:12:06] I

[03:12:08] Just said definitely him again. My name is Benjamin Goldstein. You could call me Ben job

[03:12:15] No, you mean me for anything

[03:12:21] Okay, how do I get to my phone

[03:12:28] Yo

[03:12:29] What we doing on this? What we doing on this man? Listen, I want the full package

[03:12:33] Okay, I want a black full package and I want a black full package and black BBC. Yes

[03:12:41] Okay, okay. I got you bro. Can you please step out don't hand me the keys?

[03:12:47] No

[03:12:54] Wait, I don't get to keep Coco

[03:12:58] Come here Coco

[03:13:00] I need the keys to the vehicle, sir brother don't do this. I know exactly what you're trying to do

[03:13:06] You're not gonna steal my car

[03:13:10] No, I know I know exactly what this guy's trying to do

[03:13:13] I've seen him before in all these documentaries all these FBI documentaries. I've seen it. You're trying to steal my car

[03:13:23] Brother I don't want your car

[03:13:26] Want your car doesn't need your car. Yes, I don't need your car

[03:13:30] Okay, I gave you my keys. Thank you, sir. Coco, stop whining.

[03:13:41] Sorry, I have a torn ACL. I have a torn ACL on my left leg.

[03:13:47] I don't know what I'm doing.

[03:13:57] Wait, no, that floor right there's wet.

[03:14:02] That floor right there's wet.

[03:14:05] And there's no caution signs.

[03:14:07] There's no caution signs.

[03:14:08] dog is not past the yellow line. So I don't run it over sir sir. Yeah. Is this your establishment?

[03:14:25] No, no, no. This is a present. Preston Lawrence is attached. What's his name? Full name? Preston

[03:14:32] Lawrence. Preston Lawrence. Okay. Preston Lawrence that he's gonna have a letter coming to him

[03:14:37] because he has wet floors and I just fell and I think I broke my ankle and it's

[03:14:42] not an LLC my lawyers are in touch and I would like this here you guys have a

[03:14:46] choice here okay I either want my car to be done for free or there's gonna be a

[03:14:49] lawsuit coming okay that's that's fine all right sorry

[03:14:55] Bar for that. He's not sending me to your island, okay?

[03:14:59] Nope.

[03:15:03] Coco, come here!

[03:15:13] Ooooooh!

[03:15:15] My car's looking tough!

[03:15:17] Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.

[03:15:26] I can't pet.

[03:15:31] Sir, can you hear me, sir?

[03:15:34] Yes, I can hear you.

[03:15:36] What wheel do you want on this? You want black wheels? You want it all?

[03:15:39] I want it blacked out. Black tints, black wheels, black everything.

[03:15:42] They know more.

[03:15:44] Well, Cisco, give me the BBC package.

[03:15:46] package I want the BBC package and I want that shit fully upgraded or your boss is

[03:15:52] gonna have a letter coming in the mail I'm gonna serve him because I slipped on

[03:15:54] that wet puddle over there there's no caution sign yes I'm sorry about that

[03:15:59] all right

[03:16:06] let me ask you a question what's your name sir my name is Daly Daly Daly

[03:16:13] Let me ask you a question.

[03:16:15] I want you to close your eyes for me, OK?

[03:16:17] And close it.

[03:16:18] Now, I want you to look up in the sky

[03:16:20] and imagine a world with financial freedom.

[03:16:25] Imagine everything you could ask for, cars, houses, women,

[03:16:31] money.

[03:16:32] All I need you to do is go kiss that wall right there,

[03:16:34] and I got you.

[03:16:36] Kiss the wall?

[03:16:37] Just this one right here.

[03:16:38] Just go give it a little kiss.

[03:16:40] Just go give it a little kiss.

[03:16:41] I don't think I need your money okay.

[03:16:43] I think I'm very well off, all right.

[03:16:44] Okay, I can do a lot of things for you.

[03:16:46] You can do a lot of things for me.

[03:16:47] I've been looking for a pretty boy like yourself actually.

[03:16:50] A pretty what, sir, I'm kind of getting on.

[03:16:53] Okay.

[03:16:55] All right.

[03:16:56] I've been seeing so many documentaries

[03:16:57] about people going to jail, you know.

[03:17:01] You know, they died, they didn't die,

[03:17:04] like you remind me of one of those people, okay.

[03:17:05] Please not.

[03:17:06] Who's that?

[03:17:09] I don't know, it's just some person.

[03:17:11] Okay, I've been hearing about a lot.

[03:17:21] There's no case?

[03:17:41] I can't kiss it.

[03:17:54] So where are you from?

[03:17:59] Me?

[03:18:00] Are you from South Brooklyn?

[03:18:01] Oh my God, where am I from?

[03:18:02] Where am I from?

[03:18:03] I didn't think about it this far.

[03:18:04] Where am I from?

[03:18:05] What is Tel Aviv?

[03:18:06] What is Tel Aviv?

[03:18:07] Where am I from?

[03:18:10] What is Tel Aviv?

[03:18:11] What is that?

[03:18:12] Um...

[03:18:13] Sir, are you okay?

[03:18:14] Williamsburg?

[03:18:15] I usually don't go around telling where I'm from.

[03:18:19] Um...

[03:18:20] Wait, Chad, I don't want it...I don't want it to be bad.

[03:18:32] Is it bad if I say Jerusalem?

[03:18:34] I'm from Jerusalem.

[03:18:44] Well, I'm pretty sure you celebrate Easter, right?

[03:18:50] Yes, yes.

[03:18:51] But it was Easter.

[03:18:52] You should have.

[03:18:53] There's came to church earlier.

[03:18:55] We had a big church mass.

[03:18:57] We had a big mass.

[03:18:59] Pastor was preaching and stuff.

[03:19:01] Oh, really?

[03:19:02] Where was that? Oh, no, I don't actually I actually don't

[03:19:06] So I actually don't do Easter. Well, you don't do it, but you're from Jerusalem. You're not like I

[03:19:12] Celebrate Passover

[03:19:15] Okay, so you celebrate Hanukkah, you don't celebrate Christmas. Yes

[03:19:20] Honestly, so you're Jewish. Yes, also brother. I have a question

[03:19:25] So any chance you can maybe find me a yarmulke around the stores here

[03:19:32] I'm gonna have to talk to some

[03:19:35] If that's what you

[03:19:37] Okay

[03:19:41] It's my class so

[03:19:43] Yeah, I think it should be done. I

[03:19:54] You're from how is it in Jerusalem?

[03:19:58] Yes, that's where I was born

[03:20:00] I moved here at a young age. My father was very powerful, but he passed away.

[03:20:04] No, America really loves your country, you know.

[03:20:07] Really?

[03:20:08] Yeah, he's been with a lot of pride and honor.

[03:20:11] Okay.

[03:20:12] That's it, boss.

[03:20:16] Went ahead and installed the supercharger.

[03:20:18] Did everything, all blacked out, BBC package.

[03:20:21] Wow.

[03:20:22] Wow.

[03:20:23] You know how we do.

[03:20:24] Wow.

[03:20:25] Hey, brother, I could change your life.

[03:20:28] I could change your life.

[03:20:30] Uh, I don't know what you mean by that.

[03:20:33] You ever kiss the wall?

[03:20:35] Have I ever kissed the wall?

[03:20:36] I mean probably when I was like 11 years old when

[03:20:39] I was practicing for my first kiss.

[03:20:41] Hold on, hold on.

[03:20:58] Let me see a bunch of famous people.

[03:21:05] Wait, what are famous people?

[03:21:07] Listen.

[03:21:08] This is like...

[03:21:10] Did he go be there?

[03:21:15] No, uh, sir, uh, this guy here is going to charge you, okay?

[03:21:21] Charge me what?

[03:21:23] He's going to charge you for the BBC package.

[03:21:25] Well, what is this scam?

[03:21:26] I thought we talked about this being free sir. It's not how business works.

[03:21:30] I'm sorry sir, this isn't charity.

[03:21:32] Sir, I still got a puddle right there and I don't want to have to sue this establishment.

[03:21:37] You can go ahead and sue the establishment, but that's going to be handled with the higher-ups.

[03:21:40] I have to go ahead and bill you still.

[03:21:47] How much are we talking here?

[03:21:51] I'll go ahead and I'll give you, you know, a nice little complimentary first-time discount

[03:21:56] So it's usually gonna run you about 15,000, but I'll go ahead and do it for six

[03:22:01] Unfortunately, no can do on the six thousand year. So basically I was told that I wouldn't have to pay so I'll be honest

[03:22:07] I'll be a nice guy and I'll do two thousand come again now

[03:22:11] $2,000 come again now two thousand dollars

[03:22:15] This was promised to me three thousand years ago

[03:22:17] Sir, you are not the coming-of-price. Calm the fuck down.

[03:22:22] Hey, you! Hey, hey, hey! Listen, I don't want to have a problem here.

[03:22:28] I really don't want to have to have a problem here.

[03:22:30] But you saw me slip on that puddle. You saw me slip on that puddle.

[03:22:34] Just because you have a little island with your famous friends, okay?

[03:22:37] You little powerful friends doesn't mean you're going to be home.

[03:22:39] Calm down.

[03:22:41] All right, okay

[03:22:55] Today's your lucky day mr. Benjamin Goldstein just I like it I'm gonna go ahead and cover that other half of the fucking prepare that I did

[03:23:02] Myself, but okay, I'm gonna be honest. No, I don't want it. I don't want to be asked

[03:23:37] it's very big and it's very black. So that's exactly what you wanted, wasn't it? Yes, but

[03:23:43] is there any any engines done to it or is it just the colors you did? No, there's everything

[03:23:47] done to it. I put a supercharger on it and you have a you have a built short block in

[03:23:50] there. How do I airdrop? Okay, there we go. Okay, all right. Well, listen, I pay the

[03:23:57] $50,000. Can I have the keys?

[03:23:59] No, you still have the keys.

[03:24:01] Give it back to him, man.

[03:24:03] OK.

[03:24:05] Are you taking cocoa?

[03:24:07] Yeah, I want to take cocoa.

[03:24:08] Isn't it?

[03:24:09] And it's so you're right.

[03:24:10] Yeah, I never paid.

[03:24:11] I never paid, Chad.

[03:24:11] I never paid.

[03:24:12] I never paid.

[03:24:13] I never paid.

[03:24:15] I never paid.

[03:24:16] I'm not saying you're straight ball.

[03:24:18] That's the city's goal, all right?

[03:24:19] This is my building now.

[03:24:20] Coco's my desk.

[03:24:21] If cocoa won't call, first of all.

[03:24:23] Should I actually keep cocoa?

[03:24:24] All right.

[03:24:25] Boy, calm down.

[03:24:27] First of all, Cocoa is a city zone, okay?

[03:24:30] Everybody loves Cocoa.

[03:24:31] Okay.

[03:24:32] If you hurt Cocoa, we hurt you.

[03:24:33] I would never hurt her.

[03:24:34] I don't care who you are, where you're from, okay?

[03:24:37] I would never hurt her.

[03:24:38] Take care of Arco.

[03:24:39] I will take care of her very well.

[03:24:41] All right, so, good to go on.

[03:24:43] She was promised to me.

[03:24:45] So wait, how do I get my keys back?

[03:24:47] Oh, don't worry about it.

[03:24:48] I already put them in your pocket there.

[03:24:50] I already put them in your pocket.

[03:24:51] I put something else in there,

[03:24:52] but I wouldn't put it in your pocket.

[03:24:54] Really, because I don't see them in my pocket.

[03:24:55] I don't see them in my pocket.

[03:24:56] No, they're in your pocket.

[03:24:58] I don't know what I felt.

[03:24:59] How do I make sure they're in my pocket?

[03:25:01] I can't even describe it.

[03:25:03] How do I make sure they're in my pocket?

[03:25:05] Oh, they're in your pocket, sir.

[03:25:06] If you go ahead and sit in the vehicle, they're in your pocket, sir.

[03:25:08] You won't see the key chime.

[03:25:10] Let me see. Go, go, come here.

[03:25:14] Nice, go, go, go. Nice.

[03:25:17] All right. Thank you fellas so much.

[03:25:19] Thank you for the business.

[03:25:20] No problem, sir. No problem.

[03:25:22] Glad to go.

[03:25:26] Take care sir. Thank you.

[03:25:35] Nice little tactics here. Chat tell him I paid the bill, never paid the bill.

[03:25:56] Hey asshole shut that shit right up

[03:26:26] Yeah, how do I make my character faster and stronger so I can win fights?

[03:26:38] I have to go to the gym in the game?

[03:26:40] And what are all the hangouts spots in this server?

[03:26:44] I don't really know that.

[03:26:48] I need someone to join this server and role play as my security guard.

[03:27:00] Wait, how do I lock my car?

[03:27:06] Coco, come here!

[03:27:13] Come here, Coco.

[03:27:20] Yo, how's it going?

[03:27:33] That's the weird thing in line there, are you okay?

[03:27:35] How you guys doing?

[03:27:37] I'm fine, friend.

[03:27:38] Can you hear me there?

[03:27:40] Yeah, she doesn't want to talk to me, I don't know, I need to go.

[03:27:43] Where are you from, fella?

[03:27:46] From, uh, just a little bit, I'm from, you know, Kabutza, a little bit above Tel Aviv.

[03:27:51] I used to go there.

[03:27:53] Really? You're actually from Jerusalem. It's nice to meet you.

[03:27:56] Oh, nice to meet you too. Are you Jewish?

[03:27:58] Yeah, I am.

[03:27:59] I'm from Hassan.

[03:28:01] Hassan?

[03:28:03] Oh, yes, it is.

[03:28:05] I would...

[03:28:07] That's all there we go.

[03:28:09] Shahrava, do this.

[03:28:12] Shahrava, do this.

[03:28:16] The David part came in. Yes.

[03:28:26] Wait. Will you be safe, my brother?

[03:28:28] You too, Shalaam.

[03:28:37] Wait, I want to deposit money into my account, how do I do that?

[03:29:06] How much like how much money I have?

[03:29:08] Zero dollars in the bank.

[03:29:12] Wait, why does it say zero dollars in the bank?

[03:29:28] My phone was ringing.

[03:29:32] What was it mine?

[03:29:36] Come on Coco.

[03:29:46] Can I help you? How you doing?

[03:29:48] Are you my brother?

[03:29:50] What's your name?

[03:29:51] Oh, your big nose.

[03:29:52] What's your name, my brother?

[03:29:54] My name's Zev.

[03:29:56] Zev, nice to meet you Zev.

[03:29:58] The name is Benjamin, Benjamin Goldstein.

[03:30:01] Oh, I thought you were going to say something else there.

[03:30:04] Nope, that means Benjamin.

[03:30:06] Oh wait, is this your cat?

[03:30:08] Is this the way a cat is? This is Coco, my dog.

[03:30:13] It's a little ass dog for a big ass nose.

[03:30:17] Have you looked in the mirror?

[03:30:20] I feel like I'm looking in the mirror right now.

[03:30:21] You're just a little bit uglier.

[03:30:22] Where are you from?

[03:30:25] I don't know if I could say that.

[03:30:26] That might strike me.

[03:30:30] Let me get your number.

[03:30:30] What's your name again?

[03:30:31] on his ZEV. ZEV, let me get your number, man.

[03:30:36] I'm actually just got jumped.

[03:30:39] Yo, I can pitch out dog, bro.

[03:30:41] You said a lot, man?

[03:30:42] I don't really want to pet that little thing.

[03:30:44] I can pitch out dog?

[03:30:45] Yeah, just be very careful. Be very careful.

[03:30:47] She bite? Alright, what is it?

[03:30:49] No, she don't bite. She don't bite.

[03:30:50] Her name's Coco, she don't bite.

[03:30:52] She's very nice, very sweet.

[03:30:57] Yo, Benjamin.

[03:30:58] Yeah.

[03:30:59] Is there any way you could take me to go get a new phone because I just got jumped by a bunch of thugs at a gas station.

[03:31:05] Oh, where are those thugs at?

[03:31:07] Hey, what gas station?

[03:31:09] Uh, like down that way. There's a lot of them. They tried making me throw up GDK.

[03:31:14] Uh, what the fuck?

[03:31:15] Yeah, brother. Get in. Let me take you to them. Come on.

[03:31:17] Where do you see it? Can I hold the dog or not?

[03:31:20] Um, uh, she likes to sit on her own. She gets in the back seat. It's okay.

[03:31:25] Oh, okay, okay.

[03:31:28] So tell me now that it's just me and you here where you're from

[03:31:33] Can't tell you man. Wait, so let me ask you a question. Can you get out of the car? It's really quick

[03:31:41] Seep out stuck is a trap. No, I saw a trap

[03:31:44] You guys as you get out of the car very quick just like ask you a question

[03:31:47] Cuz I'm gonna be honest the gas price you're very high and I'm gonna need at least a little tip here for driving you

[03:31:51] No, I can give you some I'll give you whatever I don't spend on a phone

[03:31:55] Okay, can you please mark the place I have to go?

[03:32:00] Whoa

[03:32:03] Whoa, whoa, wow

[03:32:06] Bad bitch fight bad bitch fight. Yeah, get it queen

[03:32:15] Oh, did you just touch my car? Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. I have I have friends in very high places

[03:32:20] You don't want to fuck with me. You don't want to fuck with me

[03:32:55] Got that eye bitch!

[03:32:57] Got that eye, boo!

[03:33:03] I never mind it, bitch. You just hit her a little too hard, bitch. I have to, you know?

[03:33:07] Yeah, a little uppercut.

[03:33:09] Yeah, bitch.

[03:33:11] Not giving her a lie.

[03:33:13] Oh, I can tell Dr. Miami worked on her.

[03:33:15] Yeah, we gonna see you, bitch.

[03:33:17] I see you hoes when I see you hoes, bitch!

[03:33:19] Goofy! Goofy!

[03:33:21] Nah, I'm with you 100% Benjamin. You wanna...

[03:33:23] Excuse me, ma'am. Excuse me, ma'am.

[03:33:25] Wait, what's that?

[03:33:27] If you want to sue her, I can help you out.

[03:33:29] Oh, I ain't finna sue her.

[03:33:31] I'm finna sue that girl on the street. I'm good.

[03:33:33] Okay, well maybe you could sign me your number

[03:33:35] and I can help you.

[03:33:37] No, it's good. It's good. Thank you.

[03:33:39] I wish I was fighting for her.

[03:33:41] Well, I was just thinking maybe I could...

[03:33:43] Them hoes trying to be bullies. That's why we fighting.

[03:33:45] El bullies.

[03:33:47] Damn.

[03:33:49] It's dead.

[03:33:51] You don't want to sue them are you sure?

[03:33:57] Okay

[03:34:06] My name's Benjamin Goldstein

[03:34:09] That's my dog it's cocoa

[03:34:16] Get your BBL ass out of here you fucking mott

[03:34:21] Coco's more expensive than yours.

[03:34:26] Excuse me, I'm gonna die.

[03:34:28] Fucking bitch.

[03:34:30] Fuck, oh, oh.

[03:34:32] Oh, we're gonna get her later, don't worry.

[03:34:35] We'll spend back when she wants us as lawyers.

[03:34:38] She's gonna regret that.

[03:34:39] I'll charge her ass.

[03:34:40] She's gonna regret that.

[03:34:45] She says she wants to use coca- nah.

[03:34:47] She just disrespects-

[03:34:48] What'd she say about Coco?

[03:34:49] I run away with my car.

[03:34:50] She wants to use cocoa to wipe her ass.

[03:34:52] You didn't hear that?

[03:34:53] I didn't hear that one.

[03:34:54] Hey, man, don't get your phone.

[03:34:57] Hold on, man.

[03:34:58] Is he robbing that bike right there?

[03:35:00] Not our business, right?

[03:35:01] Ha ha.

[03:35:17] Yeah.

[03:35:18] What's up, man?

[03:35:19] How could I help you?

[03:35:20] It was cracking, it was cracking, bro.

[03:35:22] It was cracking.

[03:35:23] You listen.

[03:35:24] That's your dog right there?

[03:35:25] Yes, my dog.

[03:35:29] That's your pet, bro?

[03:35:30] bro yes that's my pet what is that noise this is me

[03:35:41] yeah what's your pet name car my pet's name is cocoa cocoa i know you're doing

[03:35:47] right now you're trying to plot on me and your your your homeboys get around

[03:35:49] trying to steal my car i know you're guys tricks you look crazy i got yeah i

[03:35:53] don't want your car again i'm gonna give up

[03:35:54] but i'm gonna give a thousand oh like where are you from you i'm gonna put

[03:35:57] me up you sell out for you i mean yeah you're gonna have to do a few

[03:35:59] things when I got some bread for you. What I ought to do for the bread? Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Slow down, kid. I had to do

[03:36:06] some things. I had to want to drill. We could do that. Listen. Listen, man, I'll make you a deal. You do drills? Yeah. I'll tell you what. You take down my number.

[03:36:17] Alright. And you give me your number? Is your name Gio? Yeah, my name Gio is right. Okay. Since you're my number, I got your number. I'll make you a deal. You go on some

[03:36:59] You know what I'm saying?

[03:37:01] You could rock with the streets on your own but

[03:37:03] I'm just saying there's not going to be a lawyer who gets you out of trouble like I can.

[03:37:07] Oh you're a lawyer.

[03:37:08] Oh I'm not a lawyer. I own lawyers.

[03:37:12] Oh wait, so who's this right here? Is this one of your pets too?

[03:37:15] This is my friend. This is my friend.

[03:37:17] What did you say to me?

[03:37:18] He's his pet gang.

[03:37:20] Why are you being so honest?

[03:37:21] He works for me. He works for me.

[03:37:23] I work for him. This is the big bet you understand me?

[03:37:27] I can't talk about that right now. There's friends listening.

[03:37:31] Lights on if you watch. I go like, I will for you. Don't let go. I'll try to get ready.

[03:37:35] You worry. I'll pop.

[03:37:36] I'll give you the opportunities to get ready. I'll give you opportunities.

[03:37:39] This is how it starts. You prove to me. I do the same thing for you.

[03:37:41] You bring me back. You bring me back.

[03:37:44] All right. So, look, if I send you a picture of a dead body,

[03:37:48] I get breath for that.

[03:37:51] If a dead body comes in running, listen, you're taking too long. I'll offer you 70-30.

[03:37:55] You get 70, I get 30, you get in trouble, I get you out.

[03:37:58] Well, fuck, that's better than my cut.

[03:38:00] I spray no more, spray that.

[03:38:02] Dang, you're not risking your life like I'm in a smart light game.

[03:38:04] Yo, bro.

[03:38:05] I'm in the streets every day.

[03:38:06] Sam, get in the car.

[03:38:07] All right, my bad, Benji.

[03:38:09] We're over the headquarters.

[03:38:12] You want me to call you BJ or something, or Benjamin,

[03:38:14] or Benji, or what?

[03:38:16] BJ?

[03:38:16] You call me Benji.

[03:38:17] You call me Benji.

[03:38:18] OK, BJ's now sticking.

[03:38:19] OK.

[03:38:22] Here, I got my phone set up now.

[03:38:24] Okay.

[03:38:29] I don't know how to press accept.

[03:38:39] Let me get your number down.

[03:38:40] So.

[03:38:42] Let's have what should what should our what should my mom be called?

[03:38:46] I'm sending my numbers.

[03:38:47] Is that what I want to talk to you back in my house?

[03:38:51] Okay.

[03:38:54] Is this a close-on or close-off conversation?

[03:38:58] Close-on, don't worry.

[03:39:01] Okay, okay, okay, here we go.

[03:39:04] He said, go to the hills and find him.

[03:39:08] Chad, where's the hills at?

[03:39:11] Oh my god, they're gonna rob us.

[03:39:14] Oh, pull off on the ops.

[03:39:19] Nah.

[03:39:20] Hold on, Benji.

[03:39:21] You like that?

[03:39:22] Nah, you're cutting up.

[03:39:23] No, you're cutting up.

[03:39:24] Wait, can you mark the hills for me?

[03:39:26] Yeah.

[03:39:28] I don't know where your house is, but.

[03:39:29] Just mark the hills for me.

[03:39:32] Um, what kind?

[03:39:35] Like, I guess.

[03:39:39] And you.

[03:39:40] You're going to always smell those good?

[03:39:43] Yes, it's not like that.

[03:39:47] Like gold coins?

[03:39:48] I'll get used to it.

[03:39:53] I'll get used to it.

[03:39:54] I want to talk to you in private at the headquarters, okay?

[03:39:56] Just to meet you.

[03:39:57] Okay, you keep saying this.

[03:39:58] It doesn't sound like a close-on conversation, man.

[03:40:00] It's it.

[03:40:01] Okay.

[03:40:02] I mean...

[03:40:03] Listen, they're going to talk to you.

[03:40:04] Okay, okay.

[03:40:05] So where'd you say you're from again?

[03:40:08] They're listening.

[03:40:09] No, no, no.

[03:40:10] I'm here.

[03:40:11] I'm here.

[03:40:12] I'm here.

[03:40:13] I'm here.

[03:40:14] I'm here.

[03:40:15] I'm here.

[03:40:16] I'm here.

[03:40:17] I'm always hungry. I'm not gonna lie.

[03:40:19] Me too.

[03:40:24] Coco, you want one more time? I'm gonna put you in the fucking...

[03:40:35] Shit, I gotta find a fucking mega mansion.

[03:40:43] Where are you from, Big Benji?

[03:40:45] I'm from Jerusalem.

[03:40:47] say you swear I swear that's for my family that's where I was born oh same

[03:40:54] but I grew up in the Bronx I'm lying did you know my nose for a little what

[03:41:03] I'll chat where is where's the mansion out as big as yours though I mean holy

[03:41:06] fuck yeah my nose is pretty big it's cheese yo question you know where the

[03:41:10] mansions are at um are we robbing your house no we're not robbing a

[03:41:16] Oh, okay, now I wasn't with that anyways.

[03:41:19] Um...

[03:41:21] Here, I mean...

[03:41:22] I could check, like, the other...

[03:41:33] You don't know what...

[03:41:34] Oh, wow.

[03:41:34] Ow!

[03:41:35] Fuck!

[03:41:37] Oh, we're suing them.

[03:41:38] Hold on.

[03:41:39] Let me see if they're home.

[03:41:40] Hold on.

[03:41:42] It's okay, Zeb.

[03:41:43] Zeb, it's okay.

[03:41:44] It's okay, Zeb.

[03:41:44] It's okay.

[03:41:45] It's okay, I don't hey Coco why'd again you're in front of the street Cocoa what?

[03:41:52] Yeah, Cocoa

[03:41:56] The last cat dog

[03:42:01] Be honest you don't like Cocoa no, no I do

[03:42:06] Cocoa is a crucial part of what we're gonna do

[03:42:15] Oh, are we going to walk dogs?

[03:42:22] No, we're not going to walk dogs.

[03:42:25] No, I was just hoping now that you said no to that, Loki.

[03:42:30] Boring.

[03:42:33] Where do I go?

[03:42:35] Chad, where do I go?

[03:42:37] Do you know where you live?

[03:42:39] Well, the thing is, I don't have a house yet.

[03:42:42] I'm looking to buy a house right now.

[03:42:44] Yeah, so I'm looking to buy a house right now.

[03:42:48] Okay, giant pool, big basement with a lock.

[03:42:51] Yep, exactly what I'm thinking.

[03:42:53] That's exactly what I'm thinking.

[03:42:55] No grass for Coco.

[03:42:57] We can get turf.

[03:42:59] It's actually perfect.

[03:43:00] Okay, what do you think about this?

[03:43:02] Oh.

[03:43:04] The gate doesn't open.

[03:43:05] Is that on lock?

[03:43:07] Are you sure?

[03:43:09] Just drive through that motherfucker.

[03:43:11] No, we want a gate that works.

[03:43:13] Oh, okay, that doesn't, oh, fuck.

[03:43:17] I have another one. I was gonna buy it, but I have $700.

[03:43:22] I can show you.

[03:43:24] Turn on.

[03:43:32] Is this not High Vines?

[03:43:36] Benjamin?

[03:43:40] Yep, I'm here.

[03:43:41] he's robbing us who I don't know I thought he was robbing us he's

[03:43:48] excuse me show yourself show yourself

[03:43:56] I think we're getting followed I think we're getting followed I can act like I

[03:44:01] have a gun that's tennis close enough

[03:44:15] yo I have a gun okay I'll follow you

[03:44:19] it's okay I call my people don't worry

[03:44:28] maybe your nose isn't that big bro

[03:44:30] you be honest your nose isn't that big either

[03:44:32] you don't because I'm looking at you right now

[03:44:34] yeah

[03:44:37] your nose is almost touching the steering wheel

[03:44:39] I know I get that a lot

[03:44:41] but my dad always took my dad always told me

[03:44:43] big nose means big dick

[03:44:45] my shit's little my nose is pretty big

[03:44:47] I think your dad's like, unlucky.

[03:44:52] I mean, your dad is just a little bit more.

[03:44:54] You've got to be doing the things your dad used to do for a living.

[03:44:58] I'm not exactly sure.

[03:45:01] He just always had money, and we never got in trouble.

[03:45:05] And he always wore a suit.

[03:45:08] He's like a little better than you are, though.

[03:45:11] Wait a sec.

[03:45:12] What do I say my dad did?

[03:45:13] What do I say my dad did?

[03:45:15] What do I say?

[03:45:16] I don't actually have a gun sir is this your house yo cocoa no this this this is your house

[03:45:32] Okay

[03:45:36] Just

[03:45:47] Another deal breaker

[03:45:53] Okay, yeah, no, because I was thinking that was the plan well you said Coco I thought what else

[03:46:02] Wow

[03:46:09] Police Navidad sir, how much how much how much am I the sounds of you?

[03:46:19] My dad did my dad call you yes, yes

[03:46:30] What do you say

[03:46:32] So listen here boy, you'll give my son his house right now. I'm gonna dig up in there

[03:46:41] Why is your dad country I thought he was my pops

[03:46:48] View of the city it's the life's ass

[03:46:51] No, Coco's

[03:46:55] He works for me

[03:46:57] Yeah. You better watch the cone. Don't disrespect Coco.

[03:47:00] Yo listen, we both have bigger noses than you. Okay, step down.

[03:47:03] Well I got a bigger dick, okay?

[03:47:06] Not in the room. He's black. Not in him. Not in him. No.

[03:47:10] Not black, I'm Dominican, but hey, that's... Let's check out the inside.

[03:47:12] Close our inside enough.

[03:47:15] Come on in, Seth.

[03:47:18] Where's Coco? Coco? Coco, come here.

[03:47:22] What do you think of the headquarters?

[03:47:31] I need a name to my things.

[03:47:34] What should my gang be called?

[03:47:40] I'm not calling it that.

[03:47:43] Here, come on up here, sir, sir.

[03:47:46] Um, did we get sold a fake house?

[03:47:49] No, we're not.

[03:47:54] Here.

[03:47:55] What do you think?

[03:47:58] Pretty nice, right?

[03:47:59] Pretty nice.

[03:48:00] Yep, step on into my office.

[03:48:03] This is your office?

[03:48:04] It's my office, sir.

[03:48:05] Pretty shitty office, but...

[03:48:08] Right.

[03:48:09] Are you sad?

[03:48:10] I'm good, I'm good.

[03:48:11] You okay? We can talk. Look, nose to nose.

[03:48:16] Come here. No. Take a seat.

[03:48:18] No, hold on. Take a seat.

[03:48:20] Are you okay? I'm perfect. I want you to take a seat.

[03:48:22] You need to talk. Okay. Just make yourself comfortable.

[03:48:24] You're good. No, you're good.

[03:48:31] Stop.

[03:48:32] Oh, we got to change the fucking furniture. This city is uncomfortable.

[03:48:35] What's that?

[03:48:36] Where's Coco going? Oh, we're good. Coco is near the fire.

[03:48:40] It's okay. She gives births whatever now listen

[03:48:44] Is that I like you but

[03:48:47] I said close on bro. I need to know a few things about yourself. Where are you from?

[03:48:53] Well, I kind of like moved around a lot of my family's also from Jerusalem like I said

[03:49:04] Yes, yes, yes

[03:49:06] Yes!

[03:49:08] Yes!

[03:49:10] Now listen,

[03:49:12] I'm gonna let you know something

[03:49:14] on what I'm trying to do in this city,

[03:49:16] okay, I just moved here.

[03:49:18] Born and raised in Jerusalem,

[03:49:20] but I lived in Brooklyn, New York for all my life.

[03:49:24] Now listen,

[03:49:26] I'm trying to build an empire.

[03:49:28] Okay?

[03:49:30] Eel. Money?

[03:49:32] I like that, I like that.

[03:49:34] I'm trying to build an empire okay I want to own this city I want to own the

[03:49:44] money in this city and I want to own everybody in the city you can't do that

[03:49:48] anymore I can't oh so I know okay yeah we can to be the first official member

[03:49:55] in TPL the promise once TPO I was promised years ago for this moment

[03:50:02] So was I. So was I. So was I.

[03:50:05] So you swear?

[03:50:06] I swear.

[03:50:08] Fenty.

[03:50:10] I swear.

[03:50:11] And I've been in my dad's shadow all my life

[03:50:13] when he died a year ago.

[03:50:15] And he gave me his employer.

[03:50:17] Well, not all your life, man.

[03:50:19] We'll take you in on it.

[03:50:20] Either way.

[03:50:21] No, I'm just.

[03:50:22] No, I'm not.

[03:50:23] Zev, here's how this works, OK?

[03:50:26] Let me know.

[03:50:28] Everybody who wants to be in TPO

[03:50:31] will be on an 80-20.

[03:50:35] So basically, you work for me.

[03:50:38] Any drills you go on, any money you make,

[03:50:41] you will need 20% and you keep 80.

[03:50:43] Now, if there's any problems, if you run into jail,

[03:50:46] if you run into troubles with the law,

[03:50:49] if you run into a lawsuit, if you run into a bad gang.

[03:50:54] Can we sue those thugs from the gas station?

[03:50:56] You can sue whoever you want, OK?

[03:50:58] We're going to have a lot of powerful people working

[03:51:00] for us. But I can help you out, okay? So...

[03:51:07] Okay. I'm liking this close-on conversation. I thought this was going to go a different

[03:51:12] route. I'm going to be honest, Benji. Because I called you BJ and then you told me you

[03:51:20] wanted to have a private conversation. Which hand is it not?

[03:51:23] It startled me a little. So as you can see I just showed you the contract.

[03:51:25] Okay. You want me to sign that or? Yep. I'm going to need you to actually sign

[03:51:29] contract and then there's one other thing that I need you to do if you want to join TPL.

[03:51:33] I really do want to... oh my god I'm tall. I want to join TPL really bad.

[03:51:38] Okay, so I'm going to pass you this notepad and then I'm going to need you to sign this contract.

[03:51:59] Did you sign it?

[03:52:02] Yo, your nose just poked me. Come on, bro.

[03:52:06] Okay. Sign it with his nose. Sign it with his nose. Never seen that before.

[03:52:10] Okay. Now, there's one other thing I need you to do. I need you to follow me, okay?

[03:52:13] Is this the close off now?

[03:52:15] This is how I know you are dedicated to TPO.

[03:52:18] Okay. Coco, come on.

[03:52:21] Coco's part of TPO, or Coco's not one of us?

[03:52:24] She's the mascot.

[03:52:25] Oh.

[03:52:26] All right.

[03:52:27] So that's a person?

[03:52:28] Notice how this entire wall is made out of brick.

[03:52:32] This white wall that you're looking at right here

[03:52:34] is actually made out of stones directly from Jerusalem.

[03:52:38] Okay?

[03:52:40] So what I'm gonna need you to do is I'm gonna need you

[03:52:41] to take your shirt off, okay?

[03:52:44] Your nose is so big.

[03:52:47] Hey, what am I about?

[03:52:48] I'm gonna need you to take your shirt off.

[03:52:58] Okay, now I'm gonna need you to take your pants off.

[03:53:04] Does Coco need to be here? Okay, Coco's leaving. Okay, okay.

[03:53:13] And now I'm gonna need you to walk up and I'm gonna need you to kiss that white wall.

[03:53:18] I don't, what if my nose gets in the way? It's okay, your lips have to touch it.

[03:53:22] I'm going to go back to it.

[03:53:29] What?

[03:53:34] Okay, and just hold that pose.

[03:53:36] I need you to hold that pose.

[03:53:38] Yeah, gotcha, Benji.

[03:53:49] What was that click I just take a picture of everybody that's gonna be joining okay welcome to TPO

[03:53:56] Can I come up close back on everybody get in the bedroom?

[03:54:00] Yep, go ahead put your clothes back on you're good. Okay. Okay

[03:54:12] All right now it's time for official business listen Zev you're my right-hand man right now

[03:54:17] Okay, sitting on there. That's why I like to see you and shit that we didn't think was possible

[03:54:21] You're my right-hand man right now. Okay. I need you if you find any other people that you think fit what TPO is looking for

[03:54:28] We need to create an army. Okay. Okay

[03:54:34] Now let's hit the city come on we're hitting the city what type of hit mr. Oh

[03:54:42] I have bad knees man.

[03:54:47] That's all good happens.

[03:54:50] We need to make connections.

[03:54:52] Okay.

[03:55:01] Chad, can y'all remember that this is where my house is at?

[03:55:04] Directly above the A on Whipsea Mound Drive right here?

[03:55:08] I keep falling over dude, I think it's the shoes.

[03:55:12] It's all good, let's get in the car.

[03:55:17] What's wrong dude, what's wrong?

[03:55:19] How are you sitting on air?

[03:55:24] How are you sitting on air?

[03:55:28] Let's see what it was promised to me.

[03:55:32] Is that what I think it is?

[03:55:38] look at the address

[03:55:43] you see those numbers between the three and the one

[03:55:48] holy shit holy shit it was promised to us years ago

[03:55:54] oh my god we probably were promised this house listen where do we go where where's the hotspots in the city

[03:55:59] oh I can take you there

[03:56:04] We might get some we'll find other side of a gun and if they pull a real one

[03:56:13] Listen, that's what we need to do. We need to find out how to get a gun

[03:56:18] Yeah, how do we get a gun like a RPG guy?

[03:56:23] We need to get weapons. We need to defend ourselves in this city. I want to be the hub of everything

[03:56:29] I want TPO to be the hub of weapons. I want TPO to be the hubs of bitches and most importantly

[03:56:35] I want TPO to be the hub of money

[03:56:39] I mean I like money who doesn't am I right

[03:56:45] God you know, it's so big

[03:56:49] I'm sorry, but what?

[03:56:53] Have you tried like getting it like work done to it. Honestly, I like it. I like it. Oh, no

[03:56:58] I like it too.

[03:57:00] Be more from Jerusalem. What does that even mean?

[03:57:03] I don't like it.

[03:57:05] Honestly, I haven't had much luck with the ladies.

[03:57:07] Oh, I see why.

[03:57:12] Okay, well, why don't I sit over here?

[03:57:15] Hey! Hey!

[03:57:21] Okay.

[03:57:23] Nah, it's okay.

[03:57:25] What's meant to be is meant to be...

[03:57:27] the thugs clear out because the cops there's some to the right though yeah

[03:57:33] they were all mean there was like 30 of them telling me to throw up gdk and

[03:57:36] they jumped me so I think so

[03:57:57] Which has not locked in my car.

[03:58:00] Yep.

[03:58:01] Benjamin?

[03:58:02] Yep.

[03:58:03] Yep.

[03:58:05] Get up, Seth.

[03:58:07] How you guys doing?

[03:58:10] Coco! Coco!

[03:58:16] Is that fucking Morgan Freeman?

[03:58:19] Hey, be nice to Coco.

[03:58:24] You're allergic to dogs?

[03:58:27] Hey, where are you fellas family?

[03:58:41] Go go come go go come

[03:58:45] Yeah, is this a person roll is a person role playing as a dog in the service. What the fuck is wrong?

[03:58:50] You know, what do you mean? What's wrong with us?

[03:58:52] the

[03:58:55] happens your nose

[03:58:56] this is how it's born

[03:58:58] you came this far

[03:59:00] Coco attack

[03:59:02] oh

[03:59:04] don't talk about my nose like that

[03:59:08] good girl Coco good job

[03:59:10] good job Coco

[03:59:12] I'm going to cops

[03:59:14] I swear to God

[03:59:16] we own the cops

[03:59:18] We own the cops.

[03:59:21] I just lost mad aura.

[03:59:31] Excuse me, sir.

[03:59:33] Don't.

[03:59:33] What's your name?

[03:59:36] Denny.

[03:59:37] Denny or Benny?

[03:59:39] Benny.

[03:59:40] Benny.

[03:59:40] Where are you from, Benny?

[03:59:42] Erie.

[03:59:44] I'm a dog.

[03:59:47] voice changer needs some help

[03:59:51] 36, I'm just smoking since I was 16

[03:59:55] since you were 16

[03:59:59] what does shabbat shalom mean?

[04:00:03] I mean it's um, so

[04:00:09] there's no way someone's actually role playing as this dog, right?

[04:00:11] Hey, Coco.

[04:00:16] Coco, can you talk?

[04:00:21] Talk to me, Coco, come on.

[04:00:24] Any more of this baby stuff?

[04:00:30] Wait, so you're telling me that this is not a dog bought in the server.

[04:00:37] It's a person role-playing as a dog.

[04:00:40] Keep that weapon away from me

[04:00:46] Don't go what the fuck

[04:00:48] I'm just taking pictures of us you heard that he's taking pictures

[04:00:57] Hey buddy stop stop in your tracks. I'm making a citizen's arrest

[04:01:04] Why are you taking pictures of us?

[04:01:06] Taking a picture of myself taking a picture yourself, huh? Well, look at the cameras angling at us

[04:01:11] No, bro. I don't know why I was literally taking a picture of myself. Are you from who?

[04:01:20] Let me guess where you're from New York no Philadelphia. No, Ohio

[04:01:27] No

[04:01:30] Detroit no

[04:01:32] No.

[04:01:34] Memphis.

[04:01:35] No.

[04:01:36] Baltimore.

[04:01:37] No.

[04:01:38] Chicago.

[04:01:39] No.

[04:01:40] Erie, Pennsylvania.

[04:01:41] No, bro.

[04:01:42] Atlanta.

[04:01:43] That's dangerous.

[04:01:44] No, bro.

[04:01:45] LA?

[04:01:46] Yes.

[04:01:47] Okay.

[04:01:48] What?

[04:01:49] No, bro.

[04:01:50] LA?

[04:01:51] Yes.

[04:01:52] Okay.

[04:01:53] What?

[04:02:02] Silky!

[04:02:04] Ayo!

[04:02:13] I'm gonna mess you up. Oh no, he's back from meditating. You're good. How you know I'm from over?

[04:02:20] I mean look at you.

[04:02:22] Nah, nah.

[04:02:24] Listen, are you from the city?

[04:02:26] Are you in a gang?

[04:02:28] Oh, he's in a gang. Look at him. Yeah.

[04:02:30] I'm eleven dudes. Over.

[04:02:34] I'm over K.

[04:02:36] Alright, I need a little beat the fuck out you, bro. Watch out.

[04:02:38] It's a big Hoover K, buddy.

[04:02:40] We don't beg you, man. It's talking to big.

[04:02:42] It's a big Hoover K. Fuck you.

[04:02:44] OTP runs the shit. OTP runs the city.

[04:02:46] What?

[04:02:48] Bro, I bet you I beat you up in a fucking...

[04:02:50] Oh

[04:02:52] Cpo it's Cpo

[04:03:06] Are you going yeah, I'm good bud talk to me. What's going on? You didn't help I'm out again. Yo, yeah

[04:03:11] I'm out again. I'm happy. Have you all to the people so you get a hot cus. Yes, okay? Where you ever?

[04:03:17] I'm not so bourbon gay you're there I'm not so bourbon. He's hobby

[04:03:22] Send me your welcome on the way

[04:03:27] Hey, we got to help right we got help one of my guys what's up, man?

[04:03:31] You say you what you look tpo less a it's tpo on top motherfucker. Who were gay?

[04:03:38] Okay, bitch

[04:03:47] I can't get in the fucking car. I can't get in the car

[04:03:56] Cocoa is kind of body. Cocoa, come!

[04:04:04] Oh my. You heard him?

[04:04:12] There's one of those thugs that said that shit was it the one in the white shirt the one running

[04:04:17] Okay, don't blow us up. Don't blow us up

[04:04:25] Damn that's a far better place

[04:04:29] My dad always sold me never get your hands dirty get the car

[04:04:37] You see him left far left

[04:04:39] What's up? Where? Go straight.

[04:04:44] This way? Yeah and then he went left. I don't know where he went.

[04:04:50] Oh you see to the right. I just hopped that fence up of course.

[04:04:54] Hey buddy! What'd you say about Coco, huh?

[04:04:58] What'd you say about Coco?

[04:05:02] Yo, he's how's he so good at hopping fences.

[04:05:07] What'd you say about cocoa you dumb motherfucker, what'd you say about cocoa, huh motherfucker?

[04:05:16] Now I want you to say what you said about cocoa I want you to say it again

[04:05:30] Oh you're so good at hopping fences

[04:05:36] I

[04:05:47] Look at him avoiding us almost like he's good at running I say we jump them say the word

[04:06:06] What's he

[04:06:18] Say sorry bro

[04:06:21] Bro to say sorry bro. I'm calling the cops. Oh that I can't

[04:06:31] I knew he's scared

[04:06:36] I don't know where though

[04:06:48] Oh, he's a slippery one he's a slippery one isn't he?

[04:06:55] Go go, sick of him!

[04:07:00] Oh wait, Gio needs help, Gio needs help, Gio needs help

[04:07:03] Go go, it's okay, come back, go go

[04:07:06] Coco's on time.

[04:07:08] What is Coco doing?

[04:07:10] Oh, Coco's coming back.

[04:07:12] Oh my god, he's scared of Coco. I see why though.

[04:07:14] I hear another dog, I hear another dog.

[04:07:16] Oh, fuck!

[04:07:18] He's pulling a switch.

[04:07:20] Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you!

[04:07:22] Yeah, TPO on top!

[04:07:24] Oh, no.

[04:07:26] Oh, yeah, he's trying to hurt Coco.

[04:07:28] He's trying to hurt Coco.

[04:07:30] He's trying to hurt Coco.

[04:07:32] We gotta...

[04:07:34] No! He should have hurt Coco!

[04:07:39] Oh, I got it. It's still chasing.

[04:07:42] Fuck it.

[04:07:43] Turn the dash cam off!

[04:07:44] Turn the dash cam off!

[04:07:46] Turn the dash cam off!

[04:07:52] Oh my god, he's a...

[04:07:54] It's one of those Russian dogs.

[04:08:04] I'm gonna shoot you and your whole family

[04:08:22] We have to lose the dog or else he's gonna kill Coco

[04:08:30] Oh, we're losing him.

[04:08:42] He's nice?

[04:08:44] He'll bend to me.

[04:08:45] Yeah.

[04:08:47] I just want to say, you know, put your big nose to the side, okay?

[04:08:51] Yeah.

[04:08:52] My medium nose to the side.

[04:08:53] Uh-huh.

[04:08:54] I think we're gonna be great partners and friends.

[04:08:57] I think so too.

[04:08:58] I think so too.

[04:08:59] You're on the right lane here.

[04:09:01] All right, we need help.

[04:09:03] Oh, shit.

[04:09:05] Oh my god, they have guns for sure.

[04:09:09] Let's just check out the areas you're on, OK?

[04:09:11] We have the cars back up, all right?

[04:09:15] Is that a car?

[04:09:16] Oh my god.

[04:09:17] I

[04:09:29] Officer how you doing big fan? How you doing officer?

[04:09:37] What do you say about my dog bitch?

[04:09:41] Fuck you fuck you bitch. You're the

[04:09:44] You're the mutt. You're the fucking mutt. You're the mutt with your tits hanging out with your tits hanging out. You should cover up a little bit.

[04:09:51] Cocoa attack! Cocoa attack! Cocoa attack!

[04:10:00] Benjamin, Benjamin, Benjamin.

[04:10:02] How much?

[04:10:04] How about you, how about you go on a celebration?

[04:10:07] Don't overdo the price.

[04:10:09] You name a price and I'll counter.

[04:10:43] Okay, we're gonna stand this guy okay, he's offered

[04:10:53] Also, yo when we leave you gotta say GDK okay, they'll get really mad. This is who jumped me before

[04:10:59] The girls will freak out Coco come here Coco here. Come here. Coco. I need to talk to you

[04:11:04] You stupid tree

[04:11:19] You just let the dog bite me dog

[04:11:23] No he only bites three people

[04:11:26] It's dogs, whores and broke bitches

[04:12:00] it's okay we have lawyers we have lawyers lawyers overpowers everything

[04:12:05] Coco Coco Coco remember that trick I taught you when we scan people I'm gonna

[04:12:11] sell you for $2500 you're gonna act like you're going with him and then you're

[04:12:15] gonna come back to me okay Coco jump with you jump with you understand

[04:12:30] Are you fucking kidding me?

[04:12:38] Are you fucking kidding me?

[04:12:46] Coco, slow!

[04:12:47] Oh, shit!

[04:12:48] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:12:49] Coco, come here!

[04:12:50] Oh, shit!

[04:12:51] Coco!

[04:12:52] Oh, yeah!

[04:12:54] Coco!

[04:12:56] Oh, hey, howdy, dog!

[04:12:58] Oh, what a dog!

[04:13:00] Oh, howdy, dog.

[04:13:02] Get him back.

[04:13:04] Who, who is it?

[04:13:06] I'm trying to sell the dog. Who dug that in?

[04:13:08] That's my dog, and yes, it's for sale.

[04:13:10] There you are. Fuck much.

[04:13:12] We have an offer of 4500 at the moment.

[04:13:14] She's a real killer.

[04:13:16] Hold on, let me take a look.

[04:13:18] Hey, which one? Which one? You need both your dogs?

[04:13:20] How much for the big one?

[04:13:22] The big one? 5000.

[04:13:26] and

[04:13:36] probably be like

[04:13:37] thousand

[04:13:39] and i do my phone for the little dog

[04:13:44] you take off your mask for a second

[04:13:47] and then those

[04:13:51] snipped cocos but all know

[04:13:54] Coco! Coco, he might be trying to fuck you wash-outs here!

[04:13:59] Oh my god, Coco, I'm that.

[04:14:00] Is Coco about to get it?

[04:14:05] You can't fuck that little, loud dog.

[04:14:11] What's your name? What's your name, puppy? What's your name?

[04:14:12] Does he have a name plate on? Is he the name tag?

[04:14:15] Um...

[04:14:18] C-19?

[04:14:21] Nope.

[04:14:24] Oh

[04:14:37] No, no, no, where do my mother thought you was chocolate

[04:14:47] Chocolate fish

[04:14:49] You look like your dog

[04:14:54] Anko and Monko excuse me ma'am. What's your problem? You have an attitude for no reason

[04:14:59] Bro the fucking dog bit. Okay. Well listen sweetheart. I could change your life

[04:15:06] Can you change that Jerry crow first?

[04:15:15] I'm 18 on a good day. How are you?

[04:15:18] We got this right here.

[04:15:20] Yeah.

[04:15:21] Here's my dogs, Coco and Bronco.

[04:15:23] Big, big, big, big beefy ass.

[04:15:25] What's the big one?

[04:15:26] What's the big one?

[04:15:27] Which one? Bronco? The big one?

[04:15:28] Yes, the big one. The big one right here is Bronco.

[04:15:30] Can I pet him?

[04:15:32] I'm not sure you're gonna love.

[04:15:34] I'm not sure you're gonna love.

[04:15:36] You can't touch that.

[04:15:37] I can pet him?

[04:15:38] Yeah, of course you can pet him.

[04:15:40] Baby!

[04:15:41] Bronco, be nice.

[04:15:42] I feel like he's a little moody poofy.

[04:15:44] Where did Bronco get lipstick from?

[04:16:16] No, these are the first mother not months, okay

[04:16:22] Walk around their tits out like you that's a mutt

[04:16:33] I'm down with so on my nose very long and point

[04:16:40] So back to my fucking question

[04:16:43] What breed is what breed is cocoa cuz I bet you don't

[04:16:47] Yeah, what breed is cocoa?

[04:16:49] But like I said that little bitches am I that bitches am I actually

[04:16:55] What I guess that's a dog breed

[04:16:58] She's it she's a shit dude

[04:17:03] Yo, what are this in on Coco?

[04:17:05] Oh

[04:17:12] I'm so sorry sir. I'm so sorry sir. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. No you touch me. I'll sue you

[04:17:20] Yo, no, Ben, we need to talk. Why did you just let me touch me

[04:17:28] We need to need to sell these dogs and skin

[04:17:31] You think any of them have money they'll spend it on drugs and better shoes for

[04:17:38] popping fences Bronco you fucking worry about Bronco stop trying to fuck

[04:17:47] cocoa I told you about oh see I'm telling you

[04:17:52] He shot Bronco with a switch, isn't it? That's what happened?

[04:18:02] Bronco! No, no.

[04:18:09] Oh, oh.

[04:18:12] Benjamin, are you fucking kidding me?

[04:18:15] That's my passive.

[04:18:18] On the log, Danny.

[04:18:20] Nice, and you're letting him touch me with his dirty hands.

[04:18:23] Hey, is he banned from, uh...

[04:18:25] What's that state?

[04:18:26] Fuckin' Norland?

[04:18:28] Fuckin' dog right here?

[04:18:29] What the fuck are you talking about?

[04:18:30] Why would you be banned from Norland?

[04:18:31] Just...

[04:18:32] Bro, good bro.

[04:18:33] I mean, this dog is bad as shit.

[04:18:35] Bad ass fucking dog right here.

[04:18:37] Are you flirting with Coco?

[04:18:38] Are you flirting with a dog?

[04:18:40] What, you just call a dog bad?

[04:18:41] Fuck that dog, man.

[04:18:43] You know I could sue you for that, right?

[04:18:44] Hey, is Coco the fucker?

[04:18:45] Shut my dick!

[04:18:46] Why ain't it about me and you?

[04:18:47] What the fuck are you touch you bitch?

[04:18:49] I'm doing I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police

[04:18:53] I'm calling the police man with a crop about I'm calling the police. Yeah, I'll see you

[04:19:02] I'm calling the police

[04:19:06] You have reached an automated voice

[04:19:13] Hey fuck New York fuck New York how's that buddy fuck New York?

[04:19:16] Fuck New York! Hey, all of New York can suck this dick! How's that? How's that?

[04:19:22] Jerusalem on top! Jerusalem on top!

[04:19:25] What's your area code? What's your area code? What's your area code?

[04:19:30] Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought.

[04:19:34] What's your area code? What's your area code?

[04:19:39] scared to play the area code scared to play the hunt put a K behind it four one

[04:19:44] three K b***h

[04:19:51] hey I'm not talking to you I'm not talking to you hey where to where to my

[04:19:55] mother y'all pussy where to my mother y'all are

[04:20:09] How do I call the cops? Zev, we have to call the cops. These stugs are gonna get a hand.

[04:20:13] Yeah, Loki, that was a good call. It was getting a little rambunctious.

[04:20:17] How do I call the cops?

[04:20:19] They're running.

[04:20:24] Yo, Lowe, do you want some cocaine?

[04:20:26] It's not my name.

[04:20:30] How do I call the cops?

[04:20:31] Do you want some cocaine?

[04:20:35] The name is... the name is Benjamin.

[04:20:39] I'm calling the police what's your name are you calling them are you bumping and

[04:20:56] what's going on I called the mill where they're on the way okay I don't know if

[04:21:00] your nose on them

[04:21:04] Are you calling the cops, nigga?

[04:21:06] No, I didn't call anybody

[04:21:08] I didn't call anybody

[04:21:10] I didn't call anybody

[04:21:12] Hey, they got the doors on us

[04:21:14] You skinny, drag bitch

[04:21:16] You thug

[04:21:18] Look, there's something like this

[04:21:20] I have your family tree on my wrist

[04:21:22] I don't want to hear shit

[04:21:24] You guys sell drugs for a living

[04:21:26] You guys sell drugs for a living

[04:21:28] I'll fuck your family

[04:21:30] I don't know as long as I have

[04:21:32] Yeah, I guess I'm gonna do this

[04:21:33] I'm gonna stick it up your mother's pussy

[04:21:35] I'm gonna stick it up your mother's pussy

[04:21:36] Fuck her right now

[04:21:37] I'm gonna fuck your mom

[04:21:38] Good, I'm gonna give your mom

[04:21:39] Good sweet strokes, bitch

[04:21:40] Hi, buddy

[04:21:41] What?

[04:21:50] Hi, officer

[04:21:51] I need you to dispatch to my location

[04:21:58] Hi buddy! Who's there? Who's after you?

[04:22:07] Buddy, you look like-

[04:22:08] That's me, how's it going?

[04:22:11] You had a pretty cool face, actually.

[04:22:12] Hello, sir!

[04:22:13] I like your suit.

[04:22:14] Oh, I appreciate it. I like yours, too.

[04:22:16] Where are you from, dude?

[04:22:18] I'm from- I mean, my family's from Poland. We're Ashkenazi.

[04:22:23] What about Ashkenazi?

[04:22:25] What about Ashkenazi?

[04:22:26] Why are you talking so softly who's this gas money guess? Oh, no, yeah

[04:22:32] No, I can hold on gentlemen

[04:22:35] Sir cut wait, why are you no, so fucking big hey buddy buddy buddy listen you don't have a suit on okay

[04:22:42] You have a cheap ass $22 sweatshirt and no gas sandals. I'm ready. Please get your way out of this conversation

[04:22:47] conversation. Hey, what's your name sir? What's your name? David, David Finkelstein. David,

[04:22:59] hop in my car. Come, come, get in. That's my escalator. It's the newest model, don't

[04:23:13] listen David I want to talk to you don't say anything yet just for right now

[04:23:19] enjoy the drive enjoy the ride there's water in the backseat

[04:23:26] it's a little cold in here you can turn it down you know

[04:23:31] it's cold I don't want to be in a big cafe but you know

[04:23:37] Can you see us in turn values?

[04:23:41] So, David, tell me...

[04:23:43] What is your dad do for a living?

[04:23:45] L-

[04:23:47] e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e...

[04:23:49] No, you-

[04:23:50] there's a lot of things.

[04:23:55] Just what I like to hear.

[04:23:58] I can get into the...

[04:24:00] specifics, but uh...

[04:24:03] Yeah.

[04:24:04] Oh, you say your dad's primary job is, huh?

[04:24:07] He's an accountant, uh, yeah, a big company is, uh, really, okay, really, uh.

[04:24:17] So I'm gonna take you to one of the sprints you've ever had from this accountant.

[04:24:20] Accountant? What do you mean, sounds?

[04:24:26] I used to live in something like this. Very nice.

[04:24:31] Just parking the garage. You know, I don't want anybody to see me in this building.

[04:24:34] of course. Come on inside.

[04:24:43] Zev, come on. Go, go.

[04:24:48] Oh, what the. All right, Chad.

[04:24:53] Chad, do I recruit this guy or no?

[04:25:02] Can you take a seat right here?

[04:25:13] Go quiet.

[04:25:15] Alright David, we'll talk to you for a little bit, okay?

[04:25:18] First off, what's your full name?

[04:25:20] David Finkelstein.

[04:25:23] You said Steen at the end?

[04:25:25] Yeah.

[04:25:28] Where are you from, David? Originally?

[04:25:31] Originally, my parents migrated after the Second World War, but they ended up in Poland.

[04:25:39] Okay, so let me ask you a question. Late December comes around. What are you doing?

[04:25:47] I know I'm

[04:25:52] I know I give some of the days

[04:25:57] Oh, Max Lin!

[04:26:00] Go to school, pray, you know

[04:26:03] Okay, now David, let me ask you a question

[04:26:07] I want you to close your eyes and I want you to think about something for me, okay?

[04:26:11] Okay, do I have to close my eyes or is that an exception?

[04:26:14] absolutely just think about a world unlimited money you have the power in the palm of your hand

[04:26:25] you control everything guns women control power and especially money oh yes yes i like that a lot

[04:26:36] Now David, that's what we want to do here at TPL.

[04:26:41] Oh, I'm getting a phone call about that.

[04:26:42] Okay.

[04:26:43] That's what we want to do here at TPL, David.

[04:26:46] Do you mind if I ask what this TPL stands for?

[04:26:49] TPL stands for the promised ones.

[04:26:52] Everybody in TPL has promised this.

[04:26:55] You know, I've promised a lot of things.

[04:26:57] I like this.

[04:26:59] I like this group.

[04:27:00] I like this name.

[04:27:01] Yes.

[04:27:02] So, David, let me talk to you.

[04:27:04] I like you.

[04:27:05] Okay, I heard you. Now, if you want to join CPO,

[04:27:09] there's more than welcome to. But there's some things that you have to do first.

[04:27:13] Oh, what are those things?

[04:27:16] Follow me, David.

[04:27:23] Now David, well this one looks very familiar.

[04:27:37] This white one right here.

[04:27:40] I mean both of them.

[04:27:41] So this brick wall right here is the house.

[04:27:43] Okay, but this white wall is imported straight from Jerusalem.

[04:27:48] Oh.

[04:27:49] And it has one purpose and one purpose only.

[04:27:54] Now, David, here's what I'm going to have you do.

[04:27:56] Everybody in TPL has to sign a contract to prove they are loyal,

[04:28:01] to prove that they are willing to do whatever it takes to become a lawyer.

[04:28:05] Wait, you said contract?

[04:28:09] It's just a little contract.

[04:28:10] OK, well, I mean, my lawyers are going to have to go over it.

[04:28:13] But yeah, I mean, yes, yes, OK.

[04:28:15] I'm OK with signing a contract.

[04:28:17] It's your lawyers for quick have a look over it, but here at tpo. We have we own lawyers. We own the lawyers

[04:28:23] Don't have to worry about that much. All right. We do know the greenbergs. Um, I don't know the greenbergs

[04:28:33] Who's the lawyers we have who's the lawyers we have now on this contract?

[04:28:38] Basically all it's gonna say is that when you're in tpo, you are not allowed to

[04:28:44] to betray the group or else you will be killed.

[04:28:47] And also, yeah.

[04:28:53] I just got off the phone with the Goldsteins,

[04:28:56] you know, our lawyers, they said that they're gonna

[04:29:00] end the paperwork to those people at the polling store.

[04:29:03] Okay, sounds good.

[04:29:04] Yeah, he said, word for word,

[04:29:07] shouldn't be hard for that ratchet ass bitch.

[04:29:11] But we're good, I think.

[04:29:14] Yeah

[04:29:16] Now here's here's the problem here. Okay. Oh, yeah is the Goldsteins happens to be my family

[04:29:22] I don't want my family dealing with my business. No, they're not our lawyers. They're not our lawyers. Okay

[04:29:28] That was my lawyer. No, well, it's not anymore because if you're in TPO

[04:29:32] Your lawyers are not going to be my family. They have nothing to do with my business

[04:29:36] I am TPO is okay. So our lawyers are not the Goldsteins

[04:29:41] Okay, okay, chat. What's our lawyer's names later dad?

[04:29:51] She sounds like a man, but it's all good no disrespect

[04:29:59] Our lawyers are the Rothschilds

[04:30:04] For what

[04:30:06] I just read something on chat.

[04:30:08] I don't even know what that means.

[04:30:09] I hope I didn't say something bad.

[04:30:10] You're going to have to give me the numbers.

[04:30:11] I hope I didn't say something bad.

[04:30:12] I just read it on chat.

[04:30:14] What is that?

[04:30:15] Is that bad?

[04:30:17] You better put those lists on that wall.

[04:30:24] All right.

[04:30:26] So in this contract, it states that you have will give TPO 20% of what you

[04:30:34] in hits, in robberies, in anything crime related.

[04:30:39] And what TPO can do for you is get you out of any situation you need.

[04:30:43] Oh, okay, okay.

[04:30:45] So, listen, let's be honest, it's a brotherhood, okay?

[04:30:48] So, I'm going to give you over this contract.

[04:30:50] There's no need to even have your lawyers look at it, okay?

[04:30:53] You're going to sign it, and then you have one more thing to complete to become part of TPO.

[04:30:58] All right.

[04:30:59] I just hit into the contract.

[04:31:06] All right, David Finkelstein, okay.

[04:31:16] Okay.

[04:31:17] All right.

[04:31:19] And now we're good.

[04:31:20] All right.

[04:31:21] So now what I need you to do is I'm going to need you to take your shirt off, take

[04:31:25] your pants off, and I'm going to need you to walk up and I'm going to need you to

[04:31:28] Oh, oh, oh, I'm not making sexual here, okay?

[04:31:30] No, no, no, not sexual, don't worry.

[04:31:32] I need you to kiss that wall from Jerusalem, okay?

[04:31:34] Ruff, ruff, ruff!

[04:31:47] Where does he...

[04:31:48] I'll go.

[04:32:04] Okay.

[04:32:08] Pleasure to meet you.

[04:32:10] Pleasure to meet you.

[04:32:13] What?

[04:32:18] what wait oh my god you're back I thought I lost you

[04:32:37] all right let's hit the city

[04:32:41] Not with bombs.

[04:32:43] Um, oh.

[04:32:45] Where are you parked in the garage?

[04:32:57] You got a business call, you said?

[04:32:59] Uh, yeah.

[04:33:01] Oh, I don't think there's enough room.

[04:33:03] Oh, maybe you could hold Coco.

[04:33:05] Pick up one of the dogs.

[04:33:07] You need an office in the FBI building. I know bro. Coco Coco he's gonna hold you. It's okay,

[04:33:33] I

[04:33:38] It's okay, Coco Coco just stay Coco just stay still up there. She stays still Coco. It's okay

[04:33:46] I mean, uh, so some Italian boots come up to me. They were talking about the record deal record label record deal, huh?

[04:33:53] Yeah, they wanted. Yeah, they wanted. Oh, sounds like easy coins. Where were they at? How do we find them?

[04:33:57] Here I'll call

[04:34:03] I think she could fit in there.

[04:34:07] I think she could fit in there.

[04:34:11] Coco, get in!

[04:34:15] I'm going to say it since you guys aren't saying it.

[04:34:19] I'm calling one of them right now. His name is Giuseppe.

[04:34:23] Hi, how's it going? The record label you were talking about, the

[04:34:27] I'm going to pull up with two others, okay?

[04:34:46] Hey, hold on buddy.

[04:34:48] Did we do a background check or anything?

[04:34:51] What do you mean?

[04:34:53] I mean...

[04:34:54] He sounds like he has my family house that's gotta be honest. I don't know if you trust me.

[04:34:59] Listen, my father always told me, you don't work with the Italians.

[04:35:07] Oh yeah, but I mean, that comes to business. No, you don't want to...

[04:35:13] Listen, David, if you're trying to backdoor me, I'm gonna have you on a fucking stick,

[04:35:18] you understand? Listen, listen, I signed the contract. I'm not trying to backdoor,

[04:35:22] I'm trying to make money moves. I'm talking about power in the music industry, you know, it's the best, the best far we could get, you know what I mean?

[04:35:30] Okay, okay.

[04:35:31] If you guys don't want to do it, if you guys don't want to meet with them, we-

[04:35:33] Well, we'll check it out and mark the location.

[04:35:35] Okay.

[04:35:36] I guess it's in 15 years.

[04:35:37] It might be nice to have them all feel on our side, huh?

[04:35:41] Again, you know, we don't got to be friends with the guys, you know, but-

[04:35:44] It's business. There's no friends in business.

[04:35:48] you know maybe we come back to a dump you know what I mean

[04:35:57] where am I going?

[04:35:59] he hasn't sent me the location yet so I guess

[04:36:01] this time in the city?

[04:36:03] yeah

[04:36:08] shout out how do you say hello in Jewish culture

[04:36:18] Shalom

[04:36:26] So what's the play here for this record, I mean good time fire, I don't know they're gonna have to we're gonna have to meet them

[04:36:34] They're gonna be

[04:36:39] It's a good job

[04:36:42] Hey

[04:36:44] We're gonna be percent excuse me

[04:36:48] Excuse me son.

[04:36:51] What the?

[04:36:54] Oh no.

[04:36:56] Hopefully the back tail end of my car doesn't accidentally smack you on the way out.

[04:37:00] Yeah, you better run. You better run.

[04:37:05] So many fucking thugs around this city, huh?

[04:37:09] We're in there to clean them up. I don't know.

[04:37:12] We could benefit off of that.

[04:37:13] Sheddy, allow me to RP with no camera?

[04:37:15] I have some of them around

[04:37:27] I think that's them actually

[04:37:31] That's them?

[04:37:41] Shall we follow them?

[04:37:45] He's getting out, aren't he?

[04:37:57] We don't want to wait for him to stop.

[04:38:00] So maybe he's suspicious of us.

[04:38:02] I don't know, he got out the car.

[04:38:03] He looks like he's checking.

[04:38:05] Let's keep an eye on him from a distance, huh?

[04:38:07] Alright.

[04:38:08] I think we're making a turn to throw him off a little bit.

[04:38:20] Can't see us anymore.

[04:38:28] We're just coming to the circle, right fellas?

[04:38:49] The circle?

[04:38:51] Let's get some titties shaking on us, huh?

[04:38:54] Why did you follow us?

[04:38:56] We're not following nobody, buddy.

[04:38:57] We're just fucking coming to get some titties shaking on us.

[04:39:01] What do you think I do for you?

[04:39:02] Can I help you, are you worried?

[04:39:07] Don't worry about who I am.

[04:39:09] I'm a sight.

[04:39:15] What do you guys think?

[04:39:16] Do we go inside?

[04:39:17] I don't know.

[04:39:18] We have three fucking meatballs.

[04:39:19] I'm down now.

[04:39:21] I mean, we have the dog, right?

[04:39:23] We could stick the dog in them if things go left.

[04:39:25] I don't know. Cocoa good.

[04:39:27] We need to make some money.

[04:39:29] We gotta start early. I want to be in charge of the city.

[04:39:33] I think that, I think that, you know, the show would be

[04:39:36] to talk to these guys and see what's going on.

[04:39:38] Those people in the car are listening.

[04:39:40] Hey fellas, drive off before I call the cops on you.

[04:39:42] I know you guys got drugs in the car.

[04:39:44] Oh, there's cops right there, cops right there.

[04:39:46] What do you call them?

[04:39:47] Officer! Officer!

[04:39:49] Let's go see if we can make some business shake off, fellas.

[04:39:59] Wait, we need a code word.

[04:40:02] Uh...

[04:40:03] Run?

[04:40:04] How about run?

[04:40:05] Come on, Coco.

[04:40:06] Run?

[04:40:07] Run?

[04:40:08] Run?

[04:40:09] Run?

[04:40:10] Run?

[04:40:11] Run?

[04:40:12] Run?

[04:40:13] Run?

[04:40:14] where is the titties? how you doing sir?

[04:40:44] I don't.

[04:40:49] Speak a little.

[04:40:51] Listen, who's that?

[04:40:53] Now, are you going to speak?

[04:40:54] Is that one of your guys?

[04:40:55] That one?

[04:40:56] Is that one of your guys?

[04:40:57] Yeah.

[04:40:58] Listen, you'd like to talk business.

[04:41:00] I'll finish.

[04:41:04] Now, what can you do first?

[04:41:05] What is this?

[04:41:06] David, Ryan?

[04:41:08] David?

[04:41:09] This is David.

[04:41:10] Oh, yeah, David, yes.

[04:41:11] Hey, Don, Dave.

[04:41:12] Let me call to set the record.

[04:41:14] Hey, we're here.

[04:41:18] We gotta lock in here, chef. We gotta focus here.

[04:41:20] We gotta focus here. We could get some business done.

[04:41:22] Come over here.

[04:41:24] Go, Benzy.

[04:41:26] Come on.

[04:41:28] Go, go.

[04:41:30] We're gonna have a word if we like attack them or if we are re-running.

[04:41:34] They know Benzy will attack us.

[04:41:36] We don't got nothing on us. What do you have on you?

[04:41:38] Yeah, nothing.

[04:41:40] by the day

[04:42:10] Hello. Nice to see you again.

[04:42:13] Who are these people you'd like to talk to today?

[04:42:16] These are my guys.

[04:42:19] Shalom.

[04:42:21] Shalom.

[04:42:23] This is the people that you are coming to.

[04:42:25] Benjamin Goldstein.

[04:42:27] Benjamin Goldstein.

[04:42:29] Shalom.

[04:42:31] How are you?

[04:42:33] I'm good, gentlemen.

[04:42:35] You work for a hundredfold, and you told me correct?

[04:42:39] I mean, not necessarily, uh, I'm from Jerusalem.

[04:42:43] Yeah.

[04:42:44] We're both from Jerusalem.

[04:42:47] We're both from Jerusalem.

[04:42:49] Okay, let me get contacts so then we can make business in the future.

[04:42:55] What kind of business do you do around here, huh?

[04:43:03] I was looking for partnerships,

[04:43:08] because I've been eating on the floor,

[04:43:12] we can see what we can do.

[04:43:15] We're trying to see what you guys got shaking over here.

[04:43:17] We have power in a lot of places in the city.

[04:43:21] We're talking about the record deal too.

[04:43:25] I have half ownership of the record label at the moment.

[04:43:31] I'm using that as a friend, but yes, I do have one issue for that, um, if the owner

[04:43:38] of the deal zone and I could, it can be shared, but at the moment I'm looking to, you know,

[04:43:47] maximize how much fuck a vapor we make.

[04:43:51] You understand?

[04:43:52] I understand.

[04:43:53] So, um, let me ask you a question.

[04:43:55] Giuseppe, it is, right?

[04:43:57] Yes.

[04:43:58] When you're in trouble, what do you call?

[04:44:00] Well, you're struggling with the law, who you call?

[04:44:05] The family.

[04:44:07] The family with the lawyers.

[04:44:09] Are you trying to, are you trying to, are you trying to go with lawyers?

[04:44:13] Well, I'll tell you this.

[04:44:16] Our family is a lot more powerful when it comes to the law.

[04:44:20] I think so.

[04:44:22] 100 percent.

[04:44:23] Well, to me, what do you mean by that?

[04:44:26] You know, people under the payroll are you trying to tell me how to go?

[04:44:29] We have people in high places.

[04:44:31] We have people everywhere.

[04:44:33] We have people in PD. We have people in the law.

[04:44:35] We have people in the office, if you know what I'm getting at.

[04:44:39] No.

[04:44:41] Should we be trying to employ a video for you?

[04:44:43] What does this mean?

[04:44:45] Are you trying to offer me protection?

[04:44:47] I don't need protection.

[04:44:49] No.

[04:44:51] I wouldn't say otherwise.

[04:44:53] What do I say?

[04:44:55] You've got to protect yourself.

[04:44:57] I mean you guys get caught up for it.

[04:44:59] We have guys on the streets.

[04:45:01] We have guys in the office.

[04:45:02] We have guys everywhere.

[04:45:03] And one thing we always offer our guys is partnership, right?

[04:45:10] So listen to me, right?

[04:45:12] You guys are all for partnership.

[04:45:13] I advise you guys to be affirmative.

[04:45:18] We, you guys, exactly.

[04:45:20] What are you offering?

[04:45:23] Like you'd be around the bus ring.

[04:45:25] We got to get another job.

[04:45:27] get it a different or you gotta be careful of what we say I don't I don't offer

[04:45:32] shit I have nothing in the server I think I think we I think we both have the

[04:45:38] same and we both have the same goals here right we both want to we both want

[04:45:41] to make some money okay let's just be upfront about it

[04:45:47] just so you what I can offer you from what I'm hearing is I have a question

[04:45:54] I have a feeling you guys have ties when it comes to drugs.

[04:46:01] Tell me if I'm wrong.

[04:46:03] That's what I was going to say.

[04:46:05] Ties with a lot of connections around, you know, with Santos,

[04:46:10] and a lot of people who want to get stuff.

[04:46:15] But with this job out of free car, what do you expect in return?

[04:46:19] So, you know, one thing that we do always tell everybody is we can help, especially when it comes to jail, when it comes to the police, you know, you ever get a big bus for there, we're guys to help.

[04:46:32] Now, all we want is we just we just want as much money as possible as much power as possible. Right. So, you know, if you have those ties in the drug in the drug industry, we'd love to get involved in that.

[04:46:44] you guys have ownership of the city or which part of the city

[04:46:51] I say that again? What do I have?

[04:46:55] What part of the city do you guys stay at? Which part of the city do you confide in?

[04:46:59] In the hills.

[04:47:02] So people will have money out there so this way I can offer to you

[04:47:07] I will offer you some drugs, some work

[04:47:12] and from there you will sell it by the price of your both make some money you

[04:47:18] will control that territory anyone who plays with us they will die and from

[04:47:25] there on we will control the city slowly it's really okay we agree with that

[04:47:31] okay we'll discuss we'll discuss with our team and everybody involved we'll

[04:47:37] get back to you on that.

[04:47:39] Let's leave them from there on and let you know when the boat loads in the ship's done.

[04:47:44] All right.

[04:47:45] All right.

[04:47:46] Side Zell, get out of the Zell free core.

[04:47:50] What else you got on the table?

[04:47:53] That's all you really need, no?

[04:47:54] Like, you know, we...

[04:47:57] Power.

[04:47:57] You guys are exactly, hmm, that's all I'm going to say.

[04:48:01] Power.

[04:48:02] Just go so.

[04:48:03] You need power.

[04:48:05] You have it.

[04:48:06] you need weapons, you can get

[04:48:10] anything in the city.

[04:48:13] So you got changed or what

[04:48:15] this right now?

[04:48:17] We can't discuss that.

[04:48:19] There's not even a dozen

[04:48:21] of surgery yet.

[04:48:23] Yeah, one guy says we get

[04:48:25] disclosed in 20 days.

[04:48:27] You can't disclose it.

[04:48:30] So we're going to be upon

[04:48:32] the suits and you can be

[04:48:34] and now a while is that gonna work?

[04:48:37] Listen, we gotta be careful who we talk to.

[04:48:40] Look to the right place.

[04:48:43] There's no way to know.

[04:48:44] Trust is building.

[04:48:45] Trust is building.

[04:48:46] You gotta know something.

[04:48:47] We just met you.

[04:48:48] You know, it goes both ways.

[04:48:49] I'm sure you wouldn't tell us certain things.

[04:48:51] I'm not yet.

[04:48:52] Until we build a closer connection.

[04:48:54] Trust is building.

[04:48:55] I'm not giving.

[04:48:56] I'm cooking.

[04:48:57] So if you get down the line, if you do get some shit imported then, I want us

[04:49:01] They'd be the first guys you can.

[04:49:04] Of course, we're going to get our people right.

[04:49:06] And then you can't do it because you guys are, you know.

[04:49:09] And we hope you guys return that favor.

[04:49:12] You got it.

[04:49:13] You guys get your points.

[04:49:14] You guys get hands on anything cool,

[04:49:17] anything that we could utilize.

[04:49:19] We hope you'd be the first people you guys can.

[04:49:22] You got it.

[04:49:24] What type of volume have you back up like what you want?

[04:49:27] Fuck, what do I want?

[04:49:28] Tell what I said I want!

[04:49:29] Quick, tell her what I said I want!

[04:49:31] Well, what can you offer?

[04:49:33] Did you do your recipe?

[04:49:37] Uh, what did you say?

[04:49:38] I said, what type of record maybe you own?

[04:49:42] What's the name?

[04:49:44] Uh, uh, come again?

[04:49:47] What is the record label you own?

[04:49:53] Oh, we don't own a record label.

[04:49:54] No, we don't own one.

[04:49:55] It's just that the the knees say he owes about the label. We're not in the music industry

[04:50:09] Listen our name we go by TPO the promised ones you know

[04:50:16] It's a number for me

[04:50:19] Now we actually have somewhere we have to be but I think we have a partnership going here and

[04:50:23] And like we said, anything that we get imported,

[04:50:27] you guys will be the first people to know.

[04:50:28] And we would like you guys to return that favor.

[04:50:31] I think we should get your contact too.

[04:50:34] Yes, Vinnie.

[04:50:42] Yes, I know Dave, who's Benjamin in the arm.

[04:50:45] That's me, Benjamin Goldstein.

[04:50:47] Who's that?

[04:50:49] Jeff.

[04:50:50] Chad, Chad, I'm not doing that drug shit.

[04:50:52] Nice to meet you.

[04:50:53] Giuseppe, have a good one.

[04:50:54] We'll be in touch.

[04:50:57] Go, go, come.

[04:51:00] Fellas, we gotta talk.

[04:51:02] Wait, shh, I can't get those little guy cameras in here.

[04:51:04] Guy's gnaw side, that's gnaw side.

[04:51:16] Benjamin, send me your contact, I don't think I got it.

[04:51:18] Zeva, I got yours though, right?

[04:51:19] Yeah.

[04:51:22] I'm not sure I'm gonna get it.

[04:51:29] Who the fuck is this guy?

[04:51:31] Nah, that's what I'm doing.

[04:51:32] Yeah, that's it.

[04:51:33] I'll just go ahead and do it on my fault.

[04:51:38] Have a good day Alfredo.

[04:51:39] Let's get in the car, we gotta talk.

[04:51:46] is that racist Benjamin can I call him Alfredo so here's the problem is they

[04:51:58] wanted to control us yeah that's what I was gonna say too they wanted to give

[04:52:05] us drugs and we sell it for them and give them a portion of what we make

[04:52:09] that's not what we're here to do fellas we're here we don't want to be

[04:52:13] We want to own, okay?

[04:52:17] Look, look, though, Benjamin, right?

[04:52:19] Say they give us drugs.

[04:52:21] We sell more than we tell them.

[04:52:23] We don't tell the people we're selling to

[04:52:25] that we get it from anyone.

[04:52:26] We act like we own it.

[04:52:28] If we, if we sell, like, you know, 80k worth,

[04:52:30] we tell them we sold 40k worth.

[04:52:33] We keep the money.

[04:52:34] We keep them happy.

[04:52:36] The second they're not happy,

[04:52:37] hopefully we'll have guns by then.

[04:52:40] We got to remember we're Jewish, we're Stingy, you know, we got to make sure.

[04:52:44] I don't, I'm gonna be honest, I want the power, I want the control.

[04:52:48] But how are we gonna put overnight power?

[04:52:49] Sure we can get a couple quick bucks from them, sure.

[04:52:52] But we're here for the long term, we're here to get that power.

[04:52:56] So I say we need to leverage and find out how to get the drugs ourselves.

[04:53:02] We don't, we don't need, we don't need to, to sell drugs for them.

[04:53:08] We can get the drugs ourselves and we can have people sell them for us.

[04:53:12] That's a good idea, big DJ.

[04:53:15] So we just got to figure out how to get the drugs.

[04:53:23] So I think we should get the...

[04:53:38] Yo, this dude has dead-man role-playing as a dog for the last two hours

[04:53:45] Yeah

[04:54:01] Use the card

[04:54:08] Engine off, windows down.

[04:54:14] How do I run my windows down?

[04:54:15] Engine off, windows down.

[04:54:16] I don't know.

[04:54:17] Yeah, engine is off, engine is off, obviously.

[04:54:21] Windows down.

[04:54:25] The button's broken.

[04:54:26] She's never had a car before.

[04:54:27] I'm sorry, what?

[04:54:29] I never had a car before.

[04:54:30] I run out of windows down.

[04:54:34] This individual here said he's never drove a car before.

[04:54:37] The buttons are broken on his window.

[04:54:39] I don't want to roll the windows down!

[04:54:41] Um, I hear about two suspects inside the vehicle.

[04:54:45] You can't roll your window down?

[04:54:47] Suspects? What little suspects?

[04:54:49] You can't roll your windows down.

[04:54:51] You saw the red light, correct?

[04:54:53] No, actually, we were...

[04:54:55] Yeah, why is there a floor cause?

[04:54:57] It's okay. It's okay, relax.

[04:54:59] You're not hiding anything.

[04:55:01] You're saying, did you see that red light?

[04:55:03] Windows down, please.

[04:55:05] How do I run my Windows now, Chet?

[04:55:12] Windows down, please.

[04:55:13] Yeah.

[04:55:14] So, like I said, I've never given a car before, don't know how to turn the Windows down.

[04:55:19] Do you have your driver's license?

[04:55:22] I do have my driver's license, yeah.

[04:55:24] Okay.

[04:55:25] Can I see it?

[04:55:27] Open the door slowly.

[04:55:31] Oh

[04:55:39] Whoa, you guys I'm on your vest

[04:55:44] Okay, how you doing it names Benjamin Bolstein didn't ask driver's license, please

[04:55:51] How do I do that chat how do I do that child? I don't know how to do that

[04:56:01] I

[04:56:08] Don't see anything here

[04:56:10] You much like in his driver's license

[04:56:12] I think he just handed me a fake piece of paper. No, I did not hit you a fake listen listen my dad my dad

[04:56:19] my dad

[04:56:20] Had a very high rule in the city, okay

[04:56:26] I'm sorry what

[04:56:27] My dad had a very high row in the city now. I'd like to know what I'm being pulled over for today. Oh, yeah dad. What was your dad's name Phil?

[04:56:38] What was your dad's name? I don't want to disclose it

[04:56:41] No, well, you're going you're gonna bring that up. What's your father's name? Go ahead? His name was Jeffrey. Give a fuck. His name was Jeffrey. Oh Epstein? No

[04:56:49] Goldstein

[04:56:51] Okay, I see the nose

[04:56:54] starting to add up

[04:56:56] So well like racially go ahead and get back to go ahead and get back in your car

[04:57:05] All right, I need a valid driver's license next time don't run any red lights. Okay, okay

[04:57:14] Yes, I think we can do great business together

[04:57:18] I'm sorry, what does that mean sir?

[04:57:21] Just say it let's exchange numbers and see where

[04:57:26] I think it's our time. I think it's our time to go.

[04:57:29] Alright, bye, officers. Thank you.

[04:57:33] Why are we running for the cops?

[04:57:35] Why are we running for the cops?

[04:57:37] Take that out of me, take that out of me.

[04:57:39] Better have the wheel bench with me.

[04:57:42] That's not good to do.

[04:57:43] I'm going a lot faster than us,

[04:57:44] I'm going a lot faster than us,

[04:57:45] I'm going a lot faster than us.

[04:57:48] Hold on, hold on.

[04:57:51] Oh my god.

[04:57:56] Did your nose hit the steering wheel or what's going on?

[04:57:58] Because they're mine.

[04:58:03] Oh my god, man.

[04:58:05] Oh my no.

[04:58:06] Oh my no.

[04:58:07] Oh my no.

[04:58:08] Oh my no.

[04:58:09] Oh my no.

[04:58:10] It's all good.

[04:58:11] It's all good, guys.

[04:58:12] Get us out of here.

[04:58:13] Don't worry.

[04:58:14] Oh no!

[04:58:15] Oh my god.

[04:58:16] Oh no!

[04:58:17] They're following us!

[04:58:19] This was not promised to me.

[04:58:22] They're following us!

[04:58:25] How do I escape him how do I escape him yeah get on a big trigger out that's the way to escape him

[04:58:33] wait look you lose him a little bit here hold on no make sure you guys see about sir I'm about to

[04:58:38] make a jump you might have to run with our little scrawny Jewish bodies make sure you guys

[04:58:42] So we're about to make a jump

[04:58:45] What are you talking about?

[04:58:48] Wait, slow down take this right

[04:58:55] Oh my god

[04:58:59] Are you just guessing where we're like

[04:59:05] Oh no, where the fuck are we at?

[04:59:08] It's only one. It's only one. You're good.

[04:59:12] Just have this one. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[04:59:16] Please don't go in the water, Benjamin. Please.

[04:59:20] Oh, no, it's gonna float. What the fuck? They're blocking it.

[04:59:24] You're gonna go around? Gone. There's a cut. There's a cut.

[04:59:28] Look, steer left and then go right.

[04:59:32] Oh, no. Block it! Yep, yep.

[04:59:36] You know, if we look on the bright side, we got good lawyers, you know, maybe we got

[04:59:46] great lawyers.

[04:59:47] We got great lawyers.

[04:59:48] Go back off.

[04:59:49] Officer, I didn't even do anything.

[04:59:50] Truck hit him, please.

[04:59:51] Oh my God.

[04:59:52] What a play.

[04:59:53] Oh.

[04:59:54] Oh my God.

[04:59:55] Oh my god, what a play.

[05:00:02] Oh my god, good shot.

[05:00:10] Okay, dude, don't, don't cast the V in, okay?

[05:00:17] Don't breathe through your nose. Oh my god. Oh

[05:00:28] No, no my D. No, I think I'm jumping I like it

[05:00:32] I don't know how to get up.

[05:00:48] No way I just lost my car.

[05:00:59] I just lost my car.

[05:01:23] Wait, what's in the water?

[05:01:27] What's in the water?

[05:01:28] OHHHHHH

[05:01:30] Got one in the water

[05:01:58] I

[05:02:12] Go go sick them bitch go go sick them

[05:02:28] I'm not picking up the phone when I got...

[05:02:58] I don't think he's going to leave me.

[05:03:17] Good God!

[05:03:18] Get out the car, horror.

[05:03:28] Fuck it, if I die, I die!

[05:03:38] Stop resisting!

[05:03:48] Please, let me leave!

[05:03:58] Please!

[05:03:59] We can cut a deal!

[05:04:01] I can give you coins!

[05:04:02] your hands. Please!

[05:04:24] I'm sorry. I'm so far.

[05:04:32] I need some good ass lawyers.

[05:04:37] Who is that?

[05:04:40] Oh no.

[05:04:43] Why are his pants off?

[05:04:47] Run!

[05:04:48] What the fuck?

[05:04:50] Better be.

[05:04:52] Run!

[05:04:53] What is this?

[05:04:55] You have no weapon.

[05:04:56] The cops got him.

[05:04:57] Oh my god.

[05:04:59] Up here.

[05:05:31] Oh my god, oh my god, he fell.

[05:05:34] Run, Thanos!

[05:05:35] Oh my god, the cop car.

[05:05:37] Oh my god, the cop car.

[05:05:41] Oh my god, it's my only hope.

[05:05:43] It's my only hope.

[05:05:44] The cop car.

[05:05:45] The cop car!

[05:05:47] Leave me in!

[05:05:49] No!

[05:05:52] Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

[05:05:55] Let me see hands. Let me see hands.

[05:05:57] Fuck your hands, bitch!

[05:05:59] Okay, okay, okay, okay

[05:06:05] Put your fucking hands up put your hands up now

[05:06:12] Yes, yes

[05:06:24] Come on

[05:06:29] Oh

[05:06:59] Oh my god, wait check that I lose my car for good

[05:07:10] So I can't talk right now brother. Hey David David come this way. We gotta hide out David follow me

[05:07:29] Please come here.

[05:07:32] Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me.

[05:07:36] Hey Brad, the beat.

[05:07:37] Cops just chased me so far I knocked them out and ran away.

[05:07:40] Are you guys on a car or not?

[05:07:44] Oh my God, oh my God, we're so fucked.

[05:07:47] We are so fucked!

[05:07:48] Here's the airport, the airport side of the beat.

[05:07:56] Okay wait, I can't come back there.

[05:07:59] I gotta stay away from them.

[05:08:01] You gotta run.

[05:08:02] I'm gonna go to this restaurant.

[05:08:04] I'll drop it over.

[05:08:05] If you guys can, pull up.

[05:08:06] Pull up.

[05:08:07] Just take your time.

[05:08:08] Just get along.

[05:08:09] Okay.

[05:08:10] Alright, safety.

[05:08:11] Alright.

[05:08:14] I think next time we should make sure that we're friends with the police officers.

[05:08:19] You know what I mean?

[05:08:23] Oh my...

[05:08:26] What the...

[05:08:27] Coco, Coco! Coco, you're the greatest! Coco, you're the greatest!

[05:08:31] I thought you died in the car, graduate.

[05:08:42] Oh, no.

[05:08:44] Oh, no.

[05:08:46] Hey Coco, if you can hear me, is there any way you can use your magic tail wagging powers

[05:08:59] like dog with the blog and get my car?

[05:09:02] Yeah, have we really lost it?

[05:09:04] Bull!

[05:09:05] You looking for some from the car crash?

[05:09:07] I read talking to a fucking dog, wait, what's going on?

[05:09:12] Hold on, hold on, can you hear me?

[05:09:17] Yeah, I can hear you talking to the dog or me?

[05:09:23] You slash PMA.

[05:09:26] What does that mean?

[05:09:29] I think I need some clothes too.

[05:09:32] It's gonna get cold out here.

[05:09:34] I don't know, I don't know what, I...

[05:09:41] I'm going to drop the location, I'm going to drop the location.

[05:09:46] Give me the plate.

[05:09:48] Oh, go to where it says garage and give me the plate.

[05:10:02] Oh, no.

[05:10:20] Wait a second, what's the thing?

[05:10:21] TVM?

[05:10:32] I have to pee Chad hold on I gotta go take a take a take.

[05:11:02] of

[05:11:12] Why are you saying LV?

[05:11:37] I mean, he was talking to the book, the guy, and you, I mean, he gets out of here.

[05:11:44] That's cool.

[05:11:46] Two-stache, one, two, five.

[05:11:51] Huh?

[05:11:53] Out of the garage!

[05:12:00] Oh my god.

[05:12:02] No.

[05:12:05] My god, I think Coco killed both of the officers. I don't know though. Yeah, I said the wrong plate

[05:12:13] No, I didn't

[05:12:15] He started punching me. He said I don't

[05:12:20] And we kept fighting and I knocked him out took his body came in around

[05:12:28] What is it VBM, I think we need we come friends with the cops

[05:12:33] I mean, that's the only thing that we're really familiar with.

[05:12:37] I think we need to not let Big Nose drive.

[05:12:41] I mean, he fucking got this out of there.

[05:12:43] That's what I said!

[05:12:44] When he drove off of a bridge, I don't know what that play was.

[05:12:47] No, he thought the vehicle was a boat.

[05:12:49] That is. I mean, we were out of there too.

[05:12:51] If he just thought it went straight, maybe made another turn, we would have been fine.

[05:12:55] But instead, he wants to drive off of a cliff, right?

[05:12:57] I mean, a bridge.

[05:12:58] Listen, fellas.

[05:13:00] fellas listen

[05:13:05] Fellas can you hear me Coco get in

[05:13:09] I'm disappointed Benji

[05:13:11] Listen guys, I thought going off that was the right way

[05:13:16] But we have a serious problem here the cops are out to get us

[05:13:18] They know our power and they want to have more we have to either be friends with them or we have to get more power

[05:13:25] Is there anyway we can

[05:13:30] Get one on the inside

[05:13:33] That one cop that pulled us over he's power. I don't know about him. We you got stay away from him or John

[05:13:40] He's grown in

[05:13:48] That guy's a fucking power trip

[05:13:57] Fucking old man

[05:14:00] I

[05:14:04] Give you a baby my one a day, you know

[05:14:06] Come to stress or something. Oh, yeah, of course

[05:14:11] Well, you weren't talking so I thought you wanted to you know, calm down or something

[05:14:22] Go sniff it through your nose

[05:14:24] You little brother.

[05:14:31] So great.

[05:14:40] Listen, I say, you can do one or two things here.

[05:14:46] You can go away to the root of the problem, or you can just try to get money.

[05:14:50] And I think the way is we gotta get money.

[05:14:53] I have the right one

[05:14:56] bro

[05:14:56] can we go do a call?

[05:14:57] I need some calls

[05:14:58] I'm kinda naked

[05:15:01] it's uh

[05:15:03] take your

[05:15:07] GPS off the map

[05:15:20] you're a benzene

[05:15:23] I'm not gonna lie. I know you are kind of against it, but I feel like going through those Italians to get drugged is what we do.

[05:15:32] Fuck the Italians! Fuck them!

[05:15:35] We're doing them wrong, but we're not partnering with them.

[05:15:39] Like, I think we plan to do them wrong.

[05:15:41] To get us on our feet, you know, we need some of that drug money, that drug power, you know, to get, especially to get the cops on our sides.

[05:15:47] You know what I'm saying?

[05:15:48] Yeah, what do y'all think, bro?

[05:15:49] Well, we don't give them any back.

[05:15:51] We just take it all sell it all. I think at the start though we should give it back and then once we buy both, you know, like

[05:16:12] I don't know big noses doing but

[05:16:21] Oh, man.

[05:16:25] Hey, where'd I keep it?

[05:16:31] Oh!

[05:16:37] Is this nasty to eat if it's from earlier?

[05:16:39] You're a good kid

[05:16:49] You're a good kid

[05:16:52] Yeah, mom for my mom

[05:16:57] Your mom sounds like I'm not full of food

[05:16:59] I'm not surprised, bro.

[05:17:29] I mean brother Silky said he'd be on in 30 minutes. It's been three hours like

[05:18:59] We ride a dog

[05:19:01] And tomorrow we ride our dogs

[05:19:04] We ride a dog and tomorrow

[05:19:07] We will find out how to get those drugs and we will find out how to become rich and powerful

[05:19:22] Coco

[05:19:24] Hey, sweet cheeks

[05:19:25] Hey, sweet cheeks, I'm gonna see it goes again talking to the dog. See you soon. Okay, I don't know. What's going on with

[05:19:31] I'm gonna see you. He's less as mine after the after the bridge

[05:19:45] They can take another hit of the V but I think get your mind clear

[05:19:53] Tomorrow we'll go sniffing around

[05:19:55] Okay chat real quick before we get into the thing I gotta run upstairs real quick and

[05:20:12] get Coco's food so I can feed her.

[05:20:15] Yes actually you this time Coco.

[05:20:23] I'll be back in literally two minutes.

[05:21:53] Chad, how did you get up on my chair?

[05:21:58] Are you sleeping for me?

[05:22:05] Chad, this is what dogs eat.

[05:22:16] Bro, cocoa.

[05:22:20] Help her.

[05:22:22] Who's ready for Sidemen Inside? Sidemen Inside Episode 2. What, bro? What did you

[05:22:41] We need a lacy Hebrew segment. What does that mean?

[05:22:59] Bro's a little bit. Bro has a little purse dog.

[05:23:04] What is this?

[05:23:11] That's a...

[05:23:16] The predator.

[05:23:20] Episode 2, let's go!

[05:23:30] Big is going down and I don't mean this little feather in the lift

[05:23:40] Hi, can I borrow you guys? Yeah

[05:23:46] Toby's here

[05:23:48] Every time he comes in his bad news

[05:23:52] insiders

[05:23:54] earlier today

[05:23:56] The three people

[05:23:58] Legit y'all do y'all want me to watch this tonight?

[05:24:05] Do y'all want me to watch the different night?

[05:24:10] Watch it cuz I could get on a different game

[05:24:20] Why not watch it well, I don't know if you guys want me to watch it or not

[05:24:28] I could watch it or I could get on like Valorant I look you want to play Val I don't know why

[05:24:46] ExuCe is playing baller.

[05:25:13] with who?

[05:25:36] playing with XQC. If XQC is playing with people, I don't want to force my way in, you know what

[05:25:58] I mean, if he already has a stack.

[05:26:13] Run a poll.

[05:26:15] I'm just saying, I personally feel like I wanna play that.

[05:26:28] And then maybe we could watch side minutes that after I literally got nothing to do tonight

[05:26:53] So I'm actually good at Valoran bro

[05:26:55] Like I did ask the way I could have gone pro and bell.

[05:27:05] Actually she's already playing with Jesse in Greek.

[05:27:07] Okay, if he didn't have a squad, I would have asked them,

[05:27:10] but if he's already playing with people, I'm not trying to like...

[05:27:16] like force my way in.

[05:27:25] What?

[05:27:46] Is it bad I'm kind of addicted to this game a little bit?

[05:27:49] I feel like every time I get on this game, I want to keep playing.

[05:27:56] Oh.

[05:28:12] XQC said if you join the lobby,

[05:28:14] it'll surpass the weight limit.

[05:28:24] Bro, XQC would not say that.

[05:28:26] Wait, did I get anything in my night market?

[05:28:32] 10 days?

[05:28:33] Wait, Valorant doesn't have a shop that, oh here we go, are these good?

[05:28:41] Bro, I wish, yo, you know how good Valorant of a day would be if it had a system where

[05:28:53] where you could get skins?

[05:28:59] Like if you could gamble?

[05:29:03] Damn, you know what I just had a realization about, Chad?

[05:29:17] You know what I did ask just had a realization about, bro?

[05:29:23] When I was a kid

[05:29:26] Literally all I wanted

[05:29:28] Was like to be able to afford V bucks

[05:29:33] And I would always watch like like streamers in fortnight like Nick Nick 830 ninja

[05:29:38] And I would just see them buy every skin and I was always like damn

[05:29:42] I want to be able to buy like every skin and I'm sitting here right now

[05:29:46] And I just realized that I can literally just I'm able to just put money into Valorant right now

[05:29:52] and get whatever knife I want.

[05:30:22] Cool flex. I'm not flexing. Outlawed. Did you actually get 10 bands?

[05:30:46] How much is the, how much is the vandal in this?

[05:31:02] Wait, there's no vandal?

[05:31:12] It has no effects.

[05:31:13] I don't care.

[05:31:14] I like it.

[05:31:15] Cool.

[05:31:16] Wait, chat, how do I get these?

[05:31:18] How do I get the Rs?

[05:31:32] Okay, so chat, when I'm playing Valorant,

[05:31:34] what character should I get used to playing?

[05:31:41] I feel like I need to get used to playing a character.

[05:31:45] Oh, what happened to my game, a duelist?

[05:31:57] I like Raina, bro.

[05:31:59] I feel like I'm a Raina player.

[05:32:15] What does Vy's do?

[05:32:21] Astra is the best one.

[05:32:40] What does Neon do?

[05:32:56] I don't want to be smokes.

[05:33:02] Neon's fast in dashes.

[05:33:05] Is neon hard to get used to?

[05:33:27] Chamber is best for you.

[05:33:28] Okay.

[05:33:29] chamber?

[05:33:39] What does chamber do?

[05:33:46] Oh, I could go to practice mode and just see, right, that...

[05:34:05] Coco, if you eat those mushrooms you're gonna die.

[05:34:15] Okay, hold on.

[05:34:24] Axe said join.

[05:34:25] Axe, is he's waiting for you?

[05:34:28] I didn't even know I was playing.

[05:34:30] My ultimate's ready.

[05:34:31] Hold on.

[05:34:32] Neon.

[05:34:33] Where's neon?

[05:34:34] Okay hold on. Let me see. Well why does my game look like this though?

[05:34:47] Oh

[05:35:03] Why does my screen look like this?

[05:35:17] What the fuck is going on?

[05:35:46] Normal no, I can't see my like binds watch out. Whoa, what is that?

[05:35:54] This way is that a wall

[05:36:10] Does it heal me or anything or no

[05:36:16] I don't get the point of my all.

[05:36:45] Oh, shit.

[05:36:50] Oh, shit.

[05:36:54] And there's no recoil?

[05:37:15] Okay, I understand that one now. What is Q is that like a bomb where it like blows up on them or what does that do?

[05:37:46] It's a stun

[05:37:50] So but they have to be in the circle for it to stun them Jack yes or no

[05:38:09] So like the way I would use is if I knew someone let's say I was playing an actual game right and I'm right here and

[05:38:14] And someone's someone's in this little plumber, and I know they're there

[05:38:18] I do this I do this

[05:38:23] Watch out, and then it stuns them and now I shoot

[05:38:34] It can bounce off walls watch out

[05:38:40] Take this

[05:38:43] To create more surface area

[05:38:57] Okay, and then this right here I press C

[05:39:01] coming through and it's a wall right does my wall do anything does it heal me

[05:39:18] chat or is it just a wall?

[05:39:33] Just blocks vision.

[05:39:36] Got it, okay.

[05:39:39] I'm going to start playing neon. I'm going to start playing neon.

[05:39:48] But I have to buy her first.

[05:39:52] This is what XQC said?

[05:39:54] To what?

[05:39:56] Lazy wants to play?

[05:39:58] Is he going to ask to play?

[05:40:00] I don't think we can play him because I think if we had Lazy,

[05:40:02] we'd have a massive breach on the wait limits for one

[05:40:04] and one lobby.

[05:40:05] Nope.

[05:40:15] Move.

[05:40:16] Get that.

[05:40:18] People are going to hate you for playing her?

[05:40:23] Wait, why?

[05:40:24] Is she, like, frowned upon or something?

[05:40:35] Do I have crochet?

[05:40:56] Match found.

[05:41:05] shotguns wait chat x chat xqc y'all were scrolling I thought he's literally in a

[05:41:23] game what are y'all saying

[05:41:26] I

[05:41:31] Love it these dots. How could you it does not matter. Just handle it. I'm gonna let you pick the next game cut the lights

[05:41:38] I'm kind of nervous

[05:41:40] Okay, you can open your eyes

[05:41:42] I

[05:42:08] Honestly, I'm a shit I'm a sheriff player when it comes to Val chat facts or no facts or no

[05:42:12] I'll share a player.

[05:42:22] He's following these guys on Twitch, dude.

[05:42:26] This knife is so tough.

[05:42:36] Wait, Chad, what is my E view again?

[05:42:37] What is E?

[05:42:38] Is it the wall or is it the stun?

[05:43:12] Last player standing all my team shit

[05:43:25] Yo team team, what's my push the top?

[05:43:29] All right.

[05:43:40] Relay bolt?

[05:43:50] Wait, so Neon's E is just to run fast?

[05:44:29] I love this game. I don't know why I like this game so much.

[05:44:42] Take down B.

[05:44:43] He's like his B.

[05:44:44] Look inside.

[05:44:45] There.

[05:44:46] They loaded.

[05:44:49] Oh, jeez.

[05:45:05] One enemy remaining.

[05:45:06] 30 seconds left.

[05:45:40] How can I be washed

[05:45:54] How can I be washed out of game I just started playing I'm the big fucking ton Z

[05:46:02] Watch me hold a down by myself watch this shit

[05:46:10] Joke's over! You're dead!

[05:46:31] You will not kill my allies!

[05:46:34] The rush.

[05:46:38] Spike planted.

[05:46:41] The title seems about right. What's the title?

[05:46:44] Lock and sight.

[05:46:48] In your crosshair in order?

[05:46:50] Last player standing.

[05:46:55] All this Sierra Chainsaw Clutches. Look at his aim. It's all shaky and shit.

[05:47:04] embarrassing

[05:47:10] Last round before the switch

[05:47:16] I don't know my hello. Hello. That's my voice check man

[05:47:25] Reloading

[05:47:34] Take out their healer.

[05:47:37] You?

[05:47:50] Oh, these guys are actually smoking shit, like they know what they're doing.

[05:48:24] One enemy remaining.

[05:48:50] 30 seconds left.

[05:48:54] I

[05:49:07] Enemy spotted a

[05:49:10] Ten seconds left it's looks like I was the stronger one child that a good wall

[05:49:18] Switching sides

[05:49:20] be honest I think I just got the only character I really know how to use is

[05:49:25] Reyna that's deadass the only character I really know how to use is Reyna

[05:49:35] how do I turn team voice out oh oh yo team yo team

[05:49:44] What the fuck?

[05:49:46] Hey we're shitting on him.

[05:49:48] What the fuck?

[05:49:50] What?

[05:49:52] No dude.

[05:49:54] You and your kind of shit though.

[05:49:56] Ready?

[05:49:58] Nah just leave.

[05:50:00] Oh shit, watch this.

[05:50:02] You sound like Lindsey Bear.

[05:50:04] What the fuck?

[05:50:06] Many enemies meet.

[05:50:08] Go go go!

[05:50:10] Next!

[05:50:42] good or no it's not bad it's not bad

[05:50:44] let me know

[05:50:46] yo how do we do that?

[05:50:51] cause you need all this shit that's all

[05:50:55] on my dick for what?

[05:51:03] man you should quit think dollar

[05:51:06] take out their healer

[05:51:12] I'll make it a play team.

[05:51:17] I'm out of here.

[05:51:22] I'll spike down.

[05:51:28] Spike down B. Reloading.

[05:51:32] You only got this, come on. I was just kidding with you.

[05:51:36] Listen to this. I've done it all.

[05:51:40] I never spotted you

[05:51:44] Yo, we're playing with Lacey. Yo, it's not Lacey

[05:51:49] We actually

[05:51:51] It's new! It's new!

[05:51:53] Oh my god!

[05:51:54] You better go in!

[05:51:55] Fuck you!

[05:51:56] Let me see his blood!

[05:51:59] Oh my god!

[05:52:00] He's coming! He's coming!

[05:52:02] He's right there! He's right there!

[05:52:04] He's right there!

[05:52:05] Oh yeah, at least we can get him.

[05:52:07] Yo!

[05:52:08] I can't fucking heal shit!

[05:52:10] I can't fucking heal shit!

[05:52:12] How do I turn him down?

[05:52:14] Match point.

[05:52:15] Yo, at least your mother burst.

[05:52:17] Then got the rest.

[05:52:21] I

[05:52:29] Would I turn them off

[05:52:34] Team are you there?

[05:52:36] Yeah, what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Hey, we gotta come back. Yeah, we gotta come back. Come on. Yeah, yo

[05:52:41] We're about to fuck

[05:52:51] Take this!

[05:52:52] Clock inside.

[05:52:53] Enemies, let's go!

[05:52:54] Reloading!

[05:52:55] I helped right here, dude.

[05:52:59] Was low key a good play?

[05:53:01] Was low key a good play?

[05:53:03] Was low key a good play?

[05:53:06] Target down.

[05:53:10] There.

[05:53:11] I think I'm actually understanding how to play neon.

[05:53:16] Reloading.

[05:53:21] Yeah, my question is, when I'm playing Neon, can I click my gun button to take my gun out

[05:53:31] when I'm in the middle of that animation?

[05:53:32] Maybe I have to slide to get my gun out.

[05:53:39] XQC's calling?

[05:53:40] No, he's not.

[05:53:41] One enemy remaining player standing yo, he's one time come on you got this brother

[05:54:01] Nice oh, yeah, hey yo

[05:54:07] We got a pick we move in got it

[05:54:11] X wants to play I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I have one more round or two rounds

[05:54:19] Wait, I have my all does my all last the whole round chat. Yes or no

[05:54:32] Quick speed quick trigger, maybe I save it then for the last round the low key if we lose we lose, right?

[05:54:41] I'm a girl. Good boy.

[05:54:46] I don't know. That's what begins.

[05:54:51] Take this.

[05:54:54] They're really heavy.

[05:54:57] On them.

[05:55:01] Reloading.

[05:55:05] I assist.

[05:55:09] You will not kill my allies.

[05:55:16] Deploying drone.

[05:55:22] I'm out of here.

[05:55:29] One enemy remaining.

[05:55:34] I

[05:55:48] Don't bait my teammates

[05:55:53] Should have been my kill let's go. They see you. Let's go. Let's go. Hey one more round. Yeah, one more round. Come on

[05:56:04] You're lazy, Chris Marlon.

[05:56:14] Uh, probably like sleeping?

[05:56:20] Wait, can they only go beer?

[05:56:23] Can they go egg?

[05:56:24] You guys are so funny, bro.

[05:56:26] I love you guys, bro.

[05:56:27] Thank you, man.

[05:56:28] Thank you.

[05:56:29] Wait, why am I all anymore?

[05:57:33] Last one layer standing

[05:57:46] GG guys GG

[05:57:48] Defenders win. Hey GG yo GG team. Nice thing with you Lucy. Nice thing with y'all bro

[05:58:03] What is this doing now?

[05:58:32] Isn't that going to get a little tiring, like a little distracting if you do a little swirl

[05:59:00] He's around the gun or no?

[05:59:30] Holy shit, it looks like my gameplay.

[05:59:50] I don't have enough points to buy the finisher.

[05:59:59] I don't have enough points.

[06:00:19] Don't choose the server.

[06:00:23] What does that mean?

[06:00:37] What do you mean choose to serve her?

[06:00:38] I don't know what you mean.

[06:00:39] Yeah, I just had to warm up.

[06:00:42] Like once I actually turn this bitch up and start really cooking,

[06:00:44] y'all are going to find out.

[06:00:45] Y'all are going to find out what's not really turned this bitch up right now.

[06:00:53] It's not working.

[06:01:18] found. What server?

[06:01:33] Fuck, I'm playing right now. Yo team, we got Mike's in here team.

[06:01:42] Yeah, well, well. Yo, yo, yo, team, you already, you already to slay?

[06:01:48] You have to turn that.

[06:01:50] Can you turn your voice changer off?

[06:01:52] What?

[06:01:57] What do you mean can I turn my voice changer off?

[06:02:05] Does my voice sound AI?

[06:02:18] If VoiceY's streaming right now and he's playing ballerine,

[06:02:21] I will give you my entire bank account.

[06:02:29] How much is that?

[06:02:32] More than you, considering he isn't streaming right now.

[06:02:35] Wait, so you think I have a lacy voice changer?

[06:02:52] Like what?

[06:03:01] match found they have no idea how heartless I am.

[06:03:21] Yo team how's it going?

[06:03:24] Yeah, it's like two in the morning.

[06:03:29] Okay.

[06:03:31] Well, how's your how's your how's your day, dude?

[06:03:43] Anybody on a team got a mic?

[06:03:54] He said he can't talk because it's two in the morning.

[06:04:03] Why are you on a game then?

[06:04:05] Why are you on a fucking game then?

[06:04:08] This killing is terrible business, but I always say, if I must do something, be the

[06:04:16] best.

[06:04:17] Yo, brother, why are you on a game if you can't talk because it's two in the morning?

[06:04:23] We're reloading.

[06:04:34] You know people can't chat, right?

[06:04:38] What do you mean?

[06:04:45] I'm like talking to Helicoid.

[06:04:48] He's a plant-star next to him.

[06:04:51] Yeah, wait, how old are you dude?

[06:04:56] 13 I'm just

[06:05:51] to suffer. One enemy remaining. Oh, what do you have the bomb for if you're not going

[06:06:03] to plant it?

[06:06:04] 30 seconds left. Spike down B.

[06:06:14] you're not here for steps

[06:06:30] by stop

[06:06:30] it's a good thing that you know like school tomorrow in your parents want

[06:06:34] to play in the game later on

[06:06:38] not so great

[06:06:41] So what's the problem with you playing the game right now?

[06:06:45] I just don't wanna push them up.

[06:06:47] They're gonna be mad.

[06:07:11] I think, Dick.

[06:07:22] What is that?

[06:07:33] You're nothing.

[06:07:41] I'm actually a pro

[06:07:50] I'm actually a fucking pro. I'm a fucking pro.

[06:07:54] What is that?

[06:07:56] Brother are you playing from the airplane? What does that mean?

[06:08:07] Yo Phoenix

[06:08:09] Yo, are you playing on a walkie-talkie?

[06:08:13] Something like that.

[06:08:15] Brother! That's deadass a walkie-talkie!

[06:08:29] Holy shit, they're there. They're there, and they're there.

[06:08:33] Watch this shit, it's a free pick.

[06:08:35] He's dead, that's a free pick, watch.

[06:08:36] Phoenix, don't go.

[06:08:39] You're gonna try to flanking them right here, ready?

[06:08:49] Phoenix kill.

[06:08:51] Oh, I couldn't move.

[06:08:57] I should have just kept shooting, right, Sharon?

[06:08:59] Why did I reload?

[06:09:05] One enemy remaining.

[06:09:08] Come on you got this not the triplet you got this bro you're awake right now

[06:09:17] your parents are sleeping everything's on a line

[06:09:22] I

[06:09:37] Nine and two chat. Tell me I'm not tell me I couldn't go pro. Tell me I couldn't go a little problem

[06:09:52] And this knife is just so sick.

[06:10:02] Whoa, that animation is sick.

[06:10:18] Head in their basement.

[06:10:22] Scout, stop.

[06:10:27] Triple enemy.

[06:10:31] One enemy remaining.

[06:10:39] Your turn, why you... why you... why you sound like Lazy?

[06:10:44] Like who?

[06:10:46] lazy I'm sure he's lazy

[06:10:51] I don't really be watching streamers who is there, just batteries.

[06:11:17] Do I need to go easy?

[06:11:19] I don't know what strings to

[06:11:21] Who is that? I've never heard of it

[06:11:30] It's like a guy that hang out with

[06:11:32] some guy named Marlon

[06:11:36] Oh, the fat one? I know Marlon

[06:11:38] He's all about the fat friend, right?

[06:11:40] Yeah

[06:11:43] Yeah, I've seen clips of him

[06:11:44] Fuck that guy

[06:11:47] Come on, let's go!

[06:11:51] Aren't you guys big?

[06:11:52] Being fake!

[06:11:53] Let's get out of here!

[06:11:55] Someone's big.

[06:12:10] Back off!

[06:12:15] One enemy remaining.

[06:12:17] Hello, these players suck.

[06:12:24] They keep trying to silence us, we keep talking.

[06:12:33] Yo bro, what's your favorite brain rot?

[06:12:38] I don't play that anymore.

[06:12:41] What do you mean, play that?

[06:12:45] I mean I don't watch that anymore.

[06:12:49] Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, wait.

[06:12:51] Wait, brainer? Like the means?

[06:12:54] No, no, no, no, no, like...

[06:12:58] Like you know, like tongue tongue tongue.

[06:13:03] Oh that one?

[06:13:05] Well that one's my favorite one, but I don't know anymore.

[06:13:08] I'll stop talking about that. My ult is ready.

[06:13:11] Any others?

[06:13:12] Oh, they just died before I could even get in

[06:13:25] One enemy remaining

[06:13:35] You

[06:13:37] well this isn't even fun wait so you don't know like you didn't know about triple T

[06:13:43] tongue-tongue time? I'll do it well I know a little bit of them not all of them

[06:13:50] but yeah okay what do you think about Marlon? I don't know I saw a clip of him

[06:14:00] getting fried by his feet okay what do you think about that lacy guy you're

[06:14:05] talk about it let's go I don't know he's just fat

[06:14:13] don't suck

[06:14:23] reloading going up

[06:14:28] He's just fat.

[06:14:38] He's just fat.

[06:14:44] Except just you and me.

[06:14:56] One enemy remaining.

[06:14:59] Nice

[06:15:19] So who would you say like your favorite streamers?

[06:15:28] I don't watch streamers, but my favorite ones are Jinxie, Joe, and Speedo.

[06:15:33] Okay, not Lacy or Marlon?

[06:15:37] Hell no.

[06:15:38] Why not? Like what's wrong with Lacy?

[06:15:44] Well, I don't know. He's too much. I'm just not about playing games or doing shit. He's just hanging out.

[06:15:51] Uh, so you like watching gamers?

[06:15:56] Uh-huh.

[06:15:58] any fat to raise your priority you'll like watching fat people no like I'm not

[06:16:05] I don't eat like fat people oh yeah

[06:16:22] one enemy remaining my ultimate ready

[06:16:28] What do you what do you think about stable Ronaldo you know him

[06:16:38] Trust me. See we're making mistakes boy. What do they do stable Ronaldo?

[06:16:45] You

[06:16:47] Like

[06:16:53] Appreciate that coming in from the walkie-talkie

[06:16:58] like the guy who's saying pay phone through the storm I

[06:17:37] I'm discussing

[06:17:46] Let's go I asked this guy

[06:17:49] What I asked this kid, bro?

[06:17:52] Like watching Lacey cuz I don't play games. I just sit there and call me fat

[06:17:56] Wait, how do you have that points to like buy skins? How do I what?

[06:18:01] How do you get points to like buy gone skins?

[06:18:07] I'm a male man.

[06:18:09] Also you need to pay?

[06:18:11] Yeah, I'm a male man.

[06:18:19] Bro, it's so funny that you brought up that lacy guy.

[06:18:21] Did you bring anything?

[06:18:23] Because I just saw a clip and he wanted to talk and I was like, bro, this guy is so annoying.

[06:18:27] Like he's just, like literally just a fat corn ball.

[06:18:31] Yep, I'm also a Marlon.

[06:18:33] Marlon just thinks it's tough to be 6'3 not sure that's it low key speedmogs

[06:19:33] What do you think about like your age when in the Mr. Meese video?

[06:19:37] Enemy mid.

[06:19:44] Careful there.

[06:19:46] Yo, he's like right here in this corner.

[06:19:51] Thirty seconds left.

[06:19:52] What are you fucking talking about?

[06:19:54] I

[06:20:05] That's what you think about like we're Kai

[06:20:10] Well, that's such a cornball the last player standing ball

[06:20:16] Yeah

[06:20:19] So who would say at least these favorite streamers

[06:20:24] least yeah like he pops up on your page you're just like get him off

[06:20:31] um Rackai or some

[06:20:37] Lisha mom not child Rackai to go

[06:20:42] Lisa why Lacey I don't understand what it like why don't you like Lacey

[06:20:48] I don't know, I just don't like him.

[06:20:57] No reason, just.

[06:20:59] Yeah.

[06:21:00] It's you and me.

[06:21:01] Oh my god.

[06:21:02] I have this fight.

[06:21:03] I have this fight.

[06:21:04] I have this fight.

[06:21:05] I have this fight.

[06:21:06] I have this fight.

[06:21:07] I have this fight.

[06:21:08] it's you and me oh my god I have this fight

[06:21:47] You can't shoot through that wall.

[06:22:07] Oh, why are you shooting bodies last round in the half?

[06:22:11] Buy the best guns you can.

[06:22:28] That's a little fucking shit.

[06:22:34] Blind there, Scout.

[06:22:36] I guess I'm gonna have a left hand.

[06:22:42] Who's there?

[06:22:58] Nowhere to run!

[06:23:06] Oh, shit.

[06:23:12] My little tight ass.

[06:23:19] Fight down mid.

[06:23:28] One enemy remaining.

[06:23:34] Easy man, there can only be one hero

[06:23:39] Bro this game's a blowout switching sides

[06:23:44] If you're not doing well keep trying

[06:23:57] Not at what do you mean carried I'm literally I'm a I'm the top frag what do you mean I'm getting carried

[06:24:03] Are y'all dumb?

[06:24:20] Embarrass them.

[06:25:03] I'm him

[06:25:17] Wow, what a shot by me what a shot by me

[06:25:33] I

[06:25:37] Go Phoenix

[06:25:40] Yo

[06:25:43] Why does your mic beep every time you talk?

[06:25:47] Like an extension

[06:25:51] Yeah, why does it sound like he's dead ass playing from a fucking walkie talk

[06:26:03] I

[06:26:29] Buy him a new Mike

[06:26:33] Yeah, what's the question I can ask that little kid?

[06:26:40] Three's good.

[06:26:42] One enemy remaining.

[06:26:44] Last player standing.

[06:26:47] Come on, not the triplets, just you.

[06:26:51] Or is she?

[06:26:56] Your first thing playing the game?

[06:27:00] Yeah.

[06:27:01] You're not ready for a light show.

[06:27:05] I think he's honest.

[06:27:09] You know what the fuck is a guardian?

[06:27:11] No, Chamber, you see the dollar in tournament from Jinxie?

[06:27:20] Chamber, did you see the Jinxie's dollar in tournament?

[06:27:25] Where was I?

[06:27:27] Uh, nah.

[06:27:28] but like you know who you know who

[06:27:35] Lacey's team one

[06:27:39] Lacey carried

[06:27:43] it's my it's my first day because

[06:27:48] this is my new PC I tried to download Siege

[06:27:52] but I don't know how so I just done with my most my own ocean option

[06:28:10] now yeah the term is mass point you should have watched on YouTube now

[06:28:16] Now, Lacy's team won and he had like the worst team and he carried everybody.

[06:28:19] He had like 30 kills in one of his games.

[06:28:21] Reloading.

[06:28:22] No, I was moody. I was, I was in Lacy's.

[06:28:24] No, I'm not Lacy's team won. He had like 30 kills. He was like the best player.

[06:28:29] I mean, they were supposed to win, but they had moody. So, nah.

[06:28:33] No, I know. Well, Lacy, Lacy like low-key carried both of them.

[06:28:36] I was watching this year all the time, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Lacy's the go.

[06:28:40] Are you just calling him fat in a return?

[06:28:43] I'm not sure.

[06:28:49] It's been.

[06:29:00] I'm just going to call it at

[06:29:11] I said you said that no that's what that's what chambers that I didn't say

[06:29:16] that spike down I was asking chamber cuz Lacey's my favorite streamer so let's

[06:29:25] try to figure out why he doesn't like them

[06:29:41] This dude might be on the fucking Artemis player. Yeah

[06:29:46] Spike planted. Oh

[06:29:48] My god, he's in mid

[06:29:54] Last player standing I

[06:29:58] Don't know chamber. I just chamber. I'm just a little upset. We're all like what she said about Lacey

[06:30:06] I just don't like him I know but why though?

[06:30:09] Look here, it helps with accuracy.

[06:30:30] Like, don't you ever, like Chamber, don't you ever see a leasy clip coming up on your four-year page?

[06:30:33] You're like, ah, he's actually funny and good-looking.

[06:30:39] never saw a clip of me just marlin

[06:30:42] not

[06:30:45] how do you know who he is?

[06:30:50] part of him

[06:31:02] the only clip I ever saw is like

[06:31:05] a random guy on a stadium saying

[06:31:08] Oh, Marlon's friend. Marlon's friend. He goes up to Marlon.

[06:31:12] I'm pretty sure about lazy.

[06:31:13] Nowhere to run!

[06:31:27] Spike down B. One enemy remaining.

[06:31:30] Little fucking shit not telling him bro. Yo, hello

[06:32:00] Add him how not okay

[06:32:30] I guess he knows how to add me back.

[06:32:52] How did he know my voice?

[06:33:08] It'd be level 20.

[06:33:22] I'm getting tired of this.

[06:33:38] Switch are better.

[06:33:40] Check out one more in me, bro.

[06:33:42] I'm getting tired. It's 2 AM.

[06:33:48] Match found.

[06:33:50] Oh, no.

[06:34:05] Six o'clock for you? Okay.

[06:34:11] Who's that?

[06:34:13] Yo, anybody in here got a mic?

[06:34:15] Yeah, I got a mic, bro.

[06:34:17] What up, Tommy?

[06:34:20] You all be on Z. Yes, tons. He was some room

[06:34:26] Wait, you kind of sound like Marlin's friend

[06:34:37] Am I getting trolled in I'm gonna troll right

[06:34:45] Who's Marlin

[06:34:47] Well, you've never seen that guy on your TikTok before?

[06:34:54] On your TikTok before.

[06:34:57] Nice.

[06:34:59] Who?

[06:35:01] This never's the-

[06:35:10] Soon who?

[06:35:12] Me.

[06:35:13] This is unexpected.

[06:35:15] uh marlin he's like 10 like perfect jawline I think you think it's like nine

[06:35:21] inches or something I saw

[06:35:25] I brought over they'd be like keeping up with other dudes dick size and shit you

[06:35:30] know oh I thought I thought you did

[06:35:36] wasn't it like nine to twelve

[06:35:45] Who's saying no?

[06:35:51] Oh, fuck no.

[06:35:59] Oh my god!

[06:36:02] They just ran it down on me!

[06:36:07] What is that?

[06:36:14] Smoke's struggling.

[06:36:19] Why did you turn your back and run?

[06:36:25] Oh it's a tryhard.

[06:36:31] Always a try hard to you

[06:36:42] Yo fellas these guys might be pretty good here, but don't worry Tonsi's in a lobby

[06:36:50] Going to my tunnel

[06:37:01] I will find you, woman.

[06:37:14] Multiple enemies being...

[06:37:31] I didn't get shit on.

[06:37:52] He fucking did a hopper jump or whatever the fuck that was.

[06:38:07] I'm gonna get banned for what?

[06:38:27] It's your first time?

[06:38:28] No, it's not, it's in my third.

[06:38:37] Inside scammed scammed what bro go on your Netflix and watch it the fuck are you talking about

[06:39:07] Why is my game not opening?

[06:39:31] I got a tournament to win on Sunday.

[06:39:42] Bro's never finishing red dead.

[06:39:43] Yes, I am very soon, very soon, very soon.

[06:39:45] I'm gonna start playing off finishing red dead.

[06:39:49] I'm surprised you didn't smoke and get high.

[06:39:53] Buddy, I quit all that shit, dude.

[06:39:56] I quit all that alcohol and weed shit.

[06:40:01] I heard that one before.

[06:40:29] So y'all don't think I gave him alcohol?

[06:40:40] Chad, what playlist do I play?

[06:40:49] match

[06:41:03] So all I can play

[06:41:19] Let's go! Let's go!

[06:41:31] Some chasing music!

[06:41:49] Yeah, y'all feeling to be good at this game for the tournament or no, I feel like I'm

[06:42:04] not that bad at R6.

[06:42:14] I'm probably gonna I'm looking gonna be a sleeper pick in a draft

[06:42:19] Why's the game not starting

[06:42:44] What is going on?

[06:42:54] Be ready to eliminate Hostel.

[06:43:08] Wait, am I the planter?

[06:43:38] 10 seconds left, 5 seconds left, A4 is located at bomb, get ready to engage.

[06:43:58] I'll leave it on. I actually have pretty good aim in this game.

[06:44:58] We're going to play good players.

[06:45:11] Wait, are these mods?

[06:45:19] How do you still have your game on GTA and GTA in the title, because our mods don't do

[06:45:28] shit?

[06:45:49] Upping my retidusage this week?

[06:45:55] Like rums, what is that question?

[06:45:59] I'll fuck you

[06:46:01] Girl might third Mike wrote her so bad

[06:46:19] It's from Lays?

[06:46:26] Are you ready to eliminate hostiles?

[06:46:31] Well, I'll be honest, I'm not using my shit.

[06:46:39] Thanks. Stay clear.

[06:46:41] He's deep-riding.

[06:46:52] Device placed.

[06:47:02] Deploying jammer.

[06:47:03] Ten seconds remaining.

[06:47:05] Five seconds.

[06:47:12] Op-4 has located a bomb.

[06:47:16] PDD mounted.

[06:47:17] Set them up.

[06:47:25] If I try to keep an eye on Thor, don't wake up.

[06:47:29] Stay clear of blast zone.

[06:47:59] I'm not playing about this shit when it comes time for this tournament on sunday I'm telling

[06:48:27] I'm not playing about I'm not playing about this shit. I'm not playing about this shit when it comes to tournament. I'm telling y'all

[06:48:35] It's really just what I do. It's really just what I do

[06:48:41] They're bots

[06:48:43] That's so if I was dying y'all would be pointing it laughing and saying I'm ass and saying son

[06:48:48] But when I kill him it's bots like I

[06:48:50] I'm just good at the game admit that even in our sixth tournament I was carrying wrong.

[06:49:18] And the truth is, even if I was in competitive, playing non-bots, my aim is good in this game.

[06:49:22] I'm shitting on them.

[06:49:23] Facts.

[06:49:24] I'm shitting on them.

[06:49:26] Appreciate you, Excel.

[06:49:41] Only thing about this game is why am I waiting five minutes between brown and white?

[06:49:46] Up for it.

[06:49:47] We need more orders.

[06:50:16] insertion in 10 seconds insertion in five seconds

[06:50:29] proceed to bomb location and defuse it

[06:50:36] you're all ready for this shoot

[06:51:16] fuck!

[06:51:32] that's good, hey! that's a good player! that's a good player!

[06:51:46] I

[06:51:56] Why is she people on the fucking phone

[06:52:28] One friendly operator remaining hate from hungry brother. That's not a place. That's what you get when you want food

[06:52:58] Wait, that's it?

[06:53:24] I want to play a game where I'm just killing people and I want to see how good my aim

[06:53:36] really is.

[06:53:37] I want to play a game where I'm just killing people like not like

[06:53:49] Deathmatch.

[06:53:55] Chat, y'all think I'm gonna drop like,

[06:53:57] how many kills y'all think I'll drop in a deathmatch?

[06:53:59] Be honest, be honest.

[06:54:05] Wait, there's a free-for-all?

[06:54:19] How many kills do you think I'll drop in deathmatch?

[06:54:34] At least 20, right?

[06:54:38] Oh, Chad, I can feel myself getting sick, bro.

[06:54:46] You all know when you can just tell, like when you can literally just know, my nose is getting

[06:54:54] stuffy, my throat's hurting, wait, I have to pick a character?

[06:55:07] I mean, I'm gonna go with Goyo.

[06:55:11] I like Goyo.

[06:55:15] from Ron. He was sick. Ron told me he was just having allergies. He always says that when

[06:55:35] he's sick. Why do people say they have allergies when they're just blatantly sick? Like I swear,

[06:55:43] You could like people could literally be in bed on their death bed throwing up

[06:55:50] No stuffy sword throw headache and make you see they're having allergies and not sick

[06:56:02] Three no stream now I have to bro. I'm going live tomorrow

[06:56:09] I'm not missing the fucking NCAA championship what?

[06:56:13] Why does someone leave the game?

[06:56:22] Can you start?

[06:56:23] Yo, R6, start the game, bro.

[06:56:38] I'm putting 25k on Michigan.

[06:56:41] I'm doing Michigan Moneyline and the game going over 133 points and I'm putting 25K on it.

[06:57:04] Bro, why?

[06:57:05] Like, this game sucks.

[06:57:07] I'm sorry, but this game is trash.

[06:57:10] like just start the game

[06:57:29] Look at my fucking headset there, like doom.

[06:57:52] You're a baldy, where do you see me balding?

[06:58:19] I have a fucking full head of hair.

[06:58:21] How can you sit here and say I'm balding when you see me with a full head of hair?

[06:58:32] I mean, the additions just cut the wall.

[06:58:41] I'm not getting a game.

[06:58:42] I'm getting off.

[06:58:44] I'm getting off, bro.

[06:58:47] Play a game of Fortnite?

[06:59:02] Oh, I need to update.

[06:59:31] I'm not trying to get myself too sick.

[06:59:34] I'm going to be a lot early tomorrow.

[06:59:36] I'm probably going to go live like normal time tomorrow.

[06:59:41] What should I do before the game?

[07:00:01] Get hammered. I quit alcohol. Go get a Michigan Jersey. Where could I get a

[07:00:10] Michigan Jersey from?

[07:00:13] in LA, I can get a Michigan jersey from somewhere.

[07:00:38] But yeah, it'll be live probably like earlier before the game tomorrow and then we're going

[07:00:44] to be doing a watch party of the Michigan championship game.

[07:00:48] But a W, W short late night stream, I'm gonna go to bed so I can get probably, if I get,

[07:00:56] if I go to sleep right now and wake up at 11, I'll get about eight hours of sleep

[07:01:00] and I'll be live by 12, in between like 12 and one.

[07:01:05] Love y'all W stream

[07:01:35] I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both all of a sudden he a friend when

[07:01:50] I send that bitch