Lacy
🔴 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🔴 MICHIGAN vs UCONN 🔴 $25,000 ON MICHIGAN 🔴 WATCHPARTY W/ MAX 🔴 FINDING A JERSEY 🔴 GAMING 🔴
04-06-2026 · 8h 14m
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so far we have abes and we have abes
how y'all doing today bro?
I told him we have abes
but she didn't believe me
oh my god
alright i'ma lay down
i'ma harness them
i'ma set these up
I'm gonna kick my ass.
I'm gonna throw up that chair so I can stand up.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Water.
Chad, who says that?
Chad, y'all know who says that?
Water.
Who says that, Chad?
Ski?
I wanna do a stream of ski.
I wanna do an IRL stream of ski.
Should I be in here?
Wait, should I DM Ski Mask the Slump God?
Hold on, I'm gonna send him a nice little message.
On Instagram, Ski Mask the Slump God.
Does he follow me?
He does follow me.
Okay, hold on.
Hey Ski Mask, it's Lacey here,
also known as Lil' A, King L.A.
was just hitting your DMs, hitting your messages.
Wondering if maybe you'd want to do a little stream sometime,
you know, maybe an IRL stream,
could go do something fun, you know, maybe a mukbang after.
Just let me know if maybe you want to do a stream sometime.
Lacey, out.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now, tell me that's not a good,
tell me that's not a good, tell me that's not a good slide.
Not that I'm sliding in his DMs in terms of like,
Tell me that's not a good way to intro.
I'm not DMing Vovette.
How y'all doing today, bro?
How's everybody's day going?
I'm gonna be honest, today's my flu game.
Today is my flu game.
I am sick.
I woke up and when I tell you,
I dead ass woke up and it felt like last night.
Jason Love fucked my throat.
I'm not kidding.
My throat feels like Jason Love lube his 13 inch dick up and fucked my throat.
That's how bad my throat hurts.
But there's no excuses because we are here, we are live and today is a big day.
Today is the college basketball national championship, Michigan versus Yukon.
Everything on the line, the whole season comes down to today.
Let's go Uber Eats, man.
I got a lot riding on Michigan today.
I got a lot riding on Michigan today, like a lot riding on Michigan.
And also, can you guys tell me who the first person
in the house was to get sick?
Because whoever it was got everybody sick.
Whoever it was, everybody's sick now.
I called Silky this morning.
Silky answers the phone.
I'm like, yo, woo, you trying to watch this game today?
He's like, throw a knuckle.
Why I woke up, I feel like shit.
I was like, what do you mean?
He's like, I feel like shit.
Like my throat hurts, I don't feel good at all.
I'm like, oh my God.
woke up today felt like Jason love fucked me in the throat big lump in my throat it hurts
can't even breathe got a headache putting on a flu game stream right now um luckily Jason's good
um adapts that he was going to the doctor so i like someone got the whole house sick
someone got the entire like literally the entire house got infected and now that i'm thinking
about it max is supposed to come over for a watch party today to watch the michigan game with me
Is Max going to get sick?
It was Ron that got everybody sick, but I asked Ron if he was sick and Ron told me that he
was just having allergies.
Ron told me he was just having allergies that he wasn't sick.
Y'all not going to lie.
Every time I hear Ron sniffle, I swear to God, I'm putting him in a hazmat suit.
Every time Ron sets his allergy season, I'm putting a whole hazmat suit on him.
I don't care anymore.
I'm Ron's tweet, what is it?
Hey fellas, still feeling sick?
Think I'll be good.
Probably won't be live today.
Tomorrow is an IRS trip to the bow test sister's learning chest.
So I already leaked the first 15 seconds by accident because I had it loaded up on my intro.
But let me know what y'all think of the new intro so far.
It's getting made right now and it'll be done soon.
Little no audio but it's okay.
I don't know what song.
What song should I have as my new intro?
What songs should I have is my new intro.
Too skinny, I'm not too skinny.
Violent crimes, nah, it has to be like a,
I don't know, I'll figure it out.
Keep this one please, I'm gonna keep that one,
I'm gonna keep that one, don't worry.
Wait, y'all want me to keep the same intro song?
Y'all want me to keep this?
The only thing is every okay facts are no when you guys watch streamers
your your the song gets ruined anybody else I can't listen to promotion by
Kanye West without thinking that I'm ending stream I can't listen to like
like Wheezy by Cardi without thinking it's my intro song.
Like I don't know why but having it as my set song
on stream ruins the song for me.
Mix it up, I could mix it up.
I could mix it up, that's not a bad idea.
That's not a bad idea at all.
But today we have Michigan versus Yukon, like I said,
a lot of money riding on this game,
a lot of money riding on this game.
And I need Michigan to win and I need the game.
I'm going to show you all my picks in a minute here.
But Max is supposed to be pooling up tonight.
And we're going to be watching the game together,
me and Max.
So pretty excited for that.
Because Max's friend, his childhood friend,
is Elliot Cadu, who plays for Michigan.
So me and Max are going to do a watch party.
Jason said he might pull up for the watch party
and watch the game.
Silke said he might, depending on how he feels.
So we're gonna see who all pulls up.
Caduce, cadow, cadu, cadu, I don't know, bro.
It's a hard-lasting to pronounce, man.
It's not fucking black and white.
It's not, and I'm feeling sick.
Do I call Max and tell him I'm sick first?
Like to make sure he wants to still come?
I feel like out of respect I have to, right?
It's like, it's like, yeah, it's like calming courtesy.
FaceTime Max.
Surprise him with it.
I'm not going to surprise him with a sickness.
I feel like it's calming courtesy.
I got to tell Prince, bro.
Oh, wait, he might be busy.
I saw he posted like the Instagram story of him
in like a meeting room.
Okay.
Prince is not answering guys.
Okay.
Well, maybe he'll call me back.
Maybe he'll call me back.
Maybe he'll call me back.
But in the meantime, in the meantime,
Hold on, I got to search slash using myself.
In the meantime, before the game starts,
let's show y'all what I'm doing today, okay?
Let me know.
It's a big day today, chat,
and you know what a big day means.
It means big picks, okay?
So, you already know the March Madness Tour,
the whole thing was sponsored by Onyx, okay?
W, Onyx, and a chat was sponsoring a tour.
These are my official picks for the day, okay?
We have 20 bandos
on Michigan Moneyline
in the points total going over 134.5.
This is, this is, this is, this is the whale, okay?
Last week, Michigan won me 50 bands.
This week they're gonna win me a lot more, okay?
So this is the first thing I have.
If you guys, if you guys want,
and you are above the age of 18,
you guys can sign up and if you deposit $10
using code Lacey, you get $100 free.
And also, my Parley is featured on the website.
And last week, he said like over 15,000 people lost
tailing my Parley.
So I'm not gonna let people down today.
I'm not letting people down today.
My official March Madness Championship Parley.
Mara, over six and a half rebounds.
Elliott over five and a half assists points over a hundred thirty nine and a half in Michigan
to win by two and a half points.
This is my official parlay five man's to win 17.
Everyone hammer Yukon money line.
It's not going to be a defensive game.
It's not, y'all, why is he, like, who?
Who's paying the landscape post?
Should I get a?
Lag.
Yeah, should I get the landscaper in here
a quick interview and ask who's paying him? Because it's not me, it's not us. I don't
know who's keeping this guy, I don't know who's paying this guy. But yeah, chat. This is the
official parlay, 5000 to win 17 and then this is the whale. This right here is the whale.
I need this to bang.
And all of you guys saying that it's
going to be a defensive game, here's
what you don't understand.
It's the national championship, OK?
No matter what the score is, both teams
are playing to that final whistle.
It doesn't matter if you're up 20.
It doesn't matter if you're down 20.
It doesn't matter if it's a tie game.
Both teams are trying to put the ball in the basket
until that final whistle blows.
There's no garbage time in the national championship.
You're trying until the last second.
Not to mention, these are two,
and I know you guys are gonna say this,
these are two teams that over the course of the season,
I don't know if you all know this,
Michigan averages 86 points a game.
86, Yukon averages like 74, I think it was.
This game's going over 134 and a half, it's a lock.
It's a lock, and Michigan's gonna win.
This right here is a lock.
I'm telling you all it's a lock.
It's a lock.
Watch.
Watch.
Can you tell JDX Month to stop being so loud in the backyard?
Do a single bet just Michigan Moneyline?
Nah, it doesn't pay as much.
Me, I like to risk it for the biscuit.
I like to put my fucking balls to the wall.
That's what I like to do.
I like to really put my balls on a fucking table.
Chat.
Chat.
Y'all know what balls on your chin means?
Do you guys know what balls on your chin means?
Do you know?
It means dick in your mouth, that's what it means.
That's what it means.
If I put my balls on your chin, it means my dick's in your mouth, that's what it means.
We should spam the NASA chat with thugs emotes.
What is NASA check?
Brother, this is not entertaining.
Be honest, would y'all rather watch this or a Lacey stream?
Come on, let's be honest, Chad.
Let me know.
Would y'all rather watch this or a Lacey stream?
This.
Dude, this is dead ass like watching paint dry.
This is dead ass like watching paint dry.
What are they even?
No one's even talking or entertaining the stream.
We expect the crew to be targeting Ohm Crater for another six minutes or so before they move
into a discussion, um, for when.
And the science team has asked for a science sit record situation report during that time,
so we hope to hear calls from the crew on what they are observing.
If you've been following the moon at the start of the day, we did have much more of the moon visible.
And even just an hour or so ago, we could see about half of the moon.
the moon. We are now continuing to see more of the far side in that darkness where the
moon is not reflecting light from the sun.
Really? So let me get this straight NASA. Let me get this straight NASA. How come if this
is a live video footage of y'all near the moon and the spaceship is moving, how come
The moon is not moving.
We're also able to see some of those darker portions,
that old lava flow that we often see on the near side of the moon
and that we can all see from Earth.
That has mostly gone away.
We are now just seeing very little of Oriental
that's down to the bottom right of the moon.
You can see just a small, dark portion near the moon.
Why did someone in the NASA chat just type new Fortnite map?
So what is wrong with our generation?
So hold on a minute.
On April 6th, 2026, the moon is in a laning given, is not a crescent today, but on the
live NASA footage, it shows that the moon is a crescent.
As you can see, and they're trying to silence me, they're making my stream lag and trying
to silence me.
As you can see, the moon is in a crescent shape, but as of April 2026, April 6th, it's
in the one in Gibba's face, which means you should be able to see the whole thing besides
the Crescent.
And as soon as I expose it, why is the NASA chat spamming 6-7?
Five days, 27 minutes and 39 seconds.
The altitude at that time would be 252,750.
There's definitely some sunshine going on here.
Let me go back to the bottom.
Be honest, y'all actually believe this.
If they're this close to the moon, why don't they just go on it?
Right?
Am I tripping?
I'm not trolling.
I'm just saying.
If you're spending all these materials, all this effort to get this close to the moon,
why would you not just go on it?
They wouldn't be able to get off.
Okay.
So tell me why they wouldn't be able to get off.
Tell me why they wouldn't be able to get off if we've done it before.
If we've done it before, why would they not be able to get off?
Look at y'all saying gravity.
But I thought they've done it before, chat.
I thought we've been on the moon.
I thought we've already been on the moon.
So what changed?
What changed?
What changed?
In 2028 they will now I'm gonna tell you guys exactly what's going on. I'm gonna tell you exactly what's going on
You guys are fucking you guys are sheep you guys are you guys are sheep to the system. That's what's going on
You believe everything you see you believe everything you see bro
That's what's going on here
Let me I'm a recount this because I'm passionate about this you guys are sheep to the system
Anything you see you just think is real anything
brother
If we went to the moon
50 years ago, and we were able to land on it walk on the moon put a flag down and
Leave why can't we do that in 2020-26?
Why can't we do that now? Why are we just circulate circulated around the moon and can't do it now? Oh
Because it costs more money. I guess we care about money. I guess we care about money brother, huh?
This is not real this is not real. This is a still image of the moon water spaceship is supposedly moving
We have never been to the moon
And it's weird that this is just a test mission, right?
They haven't shown a live footage of space once.
They just showed pictures.
They haven't shown a live footage of the spaceship.
They just showed a 3D model.
They haven't shown a live video of the moon.
Just a picture.
I'm telling y'all, bro, this is not this is not real.
This is not real.
You cannot get to the moon through space.
You cannot you cannot get the space through the sky the way to space is not up
It's not into the clouds. It's not through the sky the way to space is down
It's down you go down think about it if the earth is round the earth is round
Think about it the earth is round
Right if you go out up
up space. If you go down through the ocean space, the way to the ocean is the way to space is through the ocean.
How is that a bad take?
How is that a bad take?
Actually think about it.
Actually think about it.
How is this a bad take?
think about it. If this is space, right?
I'm not rage baiting. I'm being so serious. I'm going to explain this to you guys right
now. I'm going to explain this shit to you guys right now because you guys aren't listening
to what I'm saying. You guys just think everything I'm saying is a joke. I'm being serious.
I truly, like I think different than the average human.
If this is Earth, okay?
If this is Earth, this circle right here.
If this is our Earth, okay, and this is space.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
This is Earth, right?
And you guys think.
You guys think that a rocket ship goes up, okay?
It goes up through the sky to get to space.
Yes?
A rocket ship goes up.
It takes off from the ground.
It goes up through the sky to get the space
because the earth is a circle,
because the earth is round.
So the key thing you guys wanna listen to here
is that the earth is round.
All right?
This is the rocker ship.
If the earth is round
and space is surrounding the entire earth,
this is all space.
All this is space.
surrounding the entire earth.
95% of the ocean is undiscovered, okay?
95% of the ocean is undiscovered.
So the only way to space is not just going up
through a rocket ship.
If we go down through the ocean,
ocean down through the Earth's core, statistically, scientifically, evidently, we couldn't get
to space through the ocean.
Think about it.
If it's a round Earth and space is surrounding it, it's a floating rock in the middle of
space. There should be exit points everywhere. Up, yes, sideways, yes, but not sideways because
the earth rotates on an axis. So not sideways, but up, yes, and also down. You know how there's
laws like the laws of Isaac Newton. These are the laws of Lacey. The only way to space is
not just through the sky and up. It's down as well. When they go out and have that zoomed
out angle of space and of the earth from space, you see it as a circle, which means
you can go down. You can go down through here out of out of earth into space in
in a whole new, undiscovered place of space and time.
Now I wanna let y'all know I'm very healthy.
I have no suicidal thoughts.
I don't do any drugs.
And if something happens to me, it wasn't me.
I think I actually just solved space and time.
And then, if you think about it even more relatively,
If you think about it more relatively, because we have only ever gone up, we've only ever
discovered this part of space, if we've actually been to space, because we've only ever went
up, which means this part of space is completely undiscovered.
This entire area is undiscovered.
So for all we know, there could be more planets, there could be more stars, brother time in
And relativity, as we know it, might not even be how we know it.
If we go down through the ocean to a whole new undiscovered part of space, there might
be new things we didn't even know existed.
This might be where the other living creatures lay at.
That's why no one's ever discovered the ocean before, because it takes you to a whole
different part of space.
This is the United States, right?
So it happened in Florida, yeah?
This happened in Florida.
Now think about it.
They were on the ground level in Florida and they flew the rocket ship up into the sky
in Florida.
Now because it's a circle, if you keep this same axis point and you just spun the globe,
right here, this line is the equator.
This right here is the ocean.
The same axis point on the same globe with the equator, you could go straight down
like this.
here and you go down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Before you know it, you're in the ocean.
You see a little whale right here still in the ocean.
You keep going down, down, down, down.
All of a sudden you hit the earth's core.
Keep going down, down.
Before you know it, where are you at?
You're in fucking space.
the laws of Lacey.
It's not sun.
It's not sun.
It's the, I'm telling you, bro, y'all treat Sir Isaac Newton.
This is the problem with the world.
I'm going to tell you what a problem with the world right now.
You guys in this world treat Sir Isaac Newton like he made the greatest scientific discovery
of all time.
An object in motion stays in motion.
An object at rest stays at rest.
No fucking shit!
No shit!
That's common sense!
Obviously, if the object's at rest, it's gonna be at rest.
Obviously, if the object in motion is gonna be in motion.
And y'all see here in treat him like he made
the greatest scientific discovery of all time.
I'm sitting here right now telling y'all
about a discovery I just made, the laws of Sir Lacey.
You can get to space through the ocean.
That's why 95% of it is undiscovered.
The same way we can go up to space,
through the clouds, through the sky,
we can go down through the ocean.
We just don't have the technology to do it.
One day, y'all will look back and be like,
wow, Lacey really made a scientific,
statistically analysis discovery, and he was right.
It's aboard Orion on the Artemis-2 mission now five days and six minutes since their
launch on April.
Why is there two moons?
Did the AI fuck it up?
For about 40 minutes.
Did the AI fuck it up?
Why is there two moons?
And this really beautiful view of a crescent moon and a crescent Earth.
How great the art
That's the earth brother this might be the worst photoshop I've ever oh
So they have full desktop PCs in space oh my god the broadcash is glitched what is going on
This is where they're running the whole fucking back end of this thing
30 seconds now until we expect loss of signal.
30 seconds, so they get lost a signal, where are they going?
You don't have a bit right up behind the moon?
Nice, bro.
I guess NASA has a desk that says science on it.
So let me get this straight.
They finally get a little close to the moon and all of a sudden it turns into a 3D model.
This is what I'm saying, dude, this shit, brother, they're in, they're in fucking Hollywood
right now, in behind the green screen.
And we have confirmation of loss of signal of the Orion spacecraft as it flies behind
the moon.
We expect to regain communications with them for in another.
How does she have perfect connection to talk to us in space?
as their spacecraft is now out of direct line of sight with Earth and behind the moon.
This is a poignant moment as it's the first time in over 50 years that we have humans completely unreachable by anyone else on Earth.
No matter how distant or secluded, we could reach anyone living on Earth,
but while the crew flies behind the moon, it's simply impossible to make contact with them.
This is a live view inside the science evaluation room here at Johnson Space Center and just
down the hall from Mission Control.
This team has been monitoring the science or the flyby all day as the team has continued
capturing targets on the lunar surface.
Watch up NASA green screen.
NASA video spurs hoax that the Artemis-2 mission is staged.
The green screen studio glitching on the Artemis moon mission.
Brother, you can't explain that.
How does Silky got better green screens than NASA?
It's pure green screen bullshit, same exact fabric they use on movie sets.
Artemis?
Fake as hell.
They never went up there.
circus and we're the idiots paying for it.
Look up the zipline at launch.
What is that?
These two astronauts escaped from the rocket right after launch by a zipline.
Escaped from the rocket right after launch?
You might have seen these zipline-like boxes and thought the crew evacuated mid-flight,
but that's not true.
These are part of an emergency escape system designed only for use before liftoff during
a launch pad emergency.
They're called slide wire baskets, and they help astronauts quickly move away from
the rocket if something goes wrong during countdown.
Did astronauts just as...
Someone in the chat said,
bro, you talking about NASA?
Did you see this video?
It's out of this world.
What?
It's a good time.
I think I run a small patch.
I think I run a small patch.
I think I run a small patch.
I think I can be my little brother.
Bro, chest, stop gassing me up like that, bro.
Stop gassing me up like that, bro.
I'm talking about I'm out of this world.
Stop flirting with me.
Stop flirting with me.
I'm not deleting it.
What's your thoughts on this?
Halfway to the moon the moon from my house. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense
It literally doesn't make any sense
It doesn't make any sense as I'm saying is
You guys look at this shit and you guys are sheep to the system. It's literally that simple
They tried to call Lacey crazy the whole time.
I was just early, exactly, exactly John Pork, Lacey just want to say congrats on what you
did for your family, people dream of doing that and at 23 you just did that.
You should be very proud, don't listen to haters.
I look up to you and hope to start streaming after my birthday on the 21st of April.
Any advice on starting, you're my role model and my idol and I look up to you and you're
so good looking and good at everything you do.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.
There's a Valorant eDating website?
Why are you asking for the link?
We, yes, we need these two collabs again.
XQC has been doing a lot of IRL recently.
Bro, I want to go to Canada.
I've never been to Canada.
I really want to go to Canada,
and I love to do a Shreuma XQC in Canada.
I actually really do want to go to Canada.
Because I heard Canada, that's like one of the only places I've never been.
The only time I've ever been to Canada was when I went on a boat on Niagara Falls, and I crossed like the little equator.
XQC's in Miami?
What?
Maya?
I'm always now interested in Maya, but Maya's in Texas, and I already went to Alveas.
What happened to Adapt?
You're in your going towards him.
Okay.
Did you even look?
You looked.
I didn't really look that thorough.
Just come back down. There's nothing up there.
Hey, I'm pretty sure it was up there, but...
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you going?
It's adaptive running.
Adapt? Hello? Hello?
Wait, adapt?
Get off me.
Get off me.
Get off me.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Adapt.
Hello?
Hello?
Where did you go?
Wait, Adapt?
Yeah, where did you go?
How did you get up there?
I've been up here. Come on.
What?
That was...
Adapt. Who the fuck was...
Oh, fuck you.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, hell.
What the fuck is...
Oh, fuck you.
No, no, no.
Run, Billy!
Okay.
Okay.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
You want that to get jumpscared?
I want you in the attic?
No, I don't want to pull up.
No, I don't want to pull up.
Okay, I mean, are you sure?
What the fuck, Chad?
You didn't hear what?
Excuse me!
Run!
No!
No!
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
No, no, no, no.
Here you go.
Oh, oh shit.
What the fuck?
What is grandpa doing?
Victor Glover celebrated by making history and becoming the first person to do 6-7 in
space.
Dear God.
Look what Piru Agnes had to say, bros acting like his tweet wasn't blatantly racist.
What are you talking about?
Fanny bro, I just...
Chad is Yaxxel playing today or not?
Serious question.
Because like, you know, Yaxx, you know, I don't know Serious, no, you know, I came in, I'm a troll.
You know, I'm a big Fanny bro.
I just got a serious question for one of the three of you, really.
Who got the picket from Johnston?
Ronnie Gil, Jr. for short.
You should have seen it.
He's 6'9".
I'm not going to lie, Yax, you're definitely packing, bro.
No, he's 6'9".
He's 6'9".
You know when you do it.
9, he's 6'9", brother.
Oh my God, this dick's got to be huge.
Would you be down?
For what?
We're gonna go back to getting some creators on locked in so let me know here guys
Who do you want me to get on locked in anyone up and coming anyone super famous?
I feel like I got I got that reach now
So let me know the one who did with the cancer survivors from the best outings. I've ever filmed personally
But I'm down to get some creators on bringing a bunch of views get some lore going again
But let me know who you guys want to see on there and what like activity should we do?
What should we what should we get into okay? Wait, what is it? How long do you have to do it?
I don't want this like narrative that I'm someone I like push people
to cross their limits and break them type of fun activities that are child
Oh, it's three days? Bro, how am I gonna fucking lose weight and get locked in in three days?
I'll do the three-day lock-in challenge, but Santa Cruz has to eat a whole receipt
Why the fuck does your neck look like that? I don't know cuz artists cuz artists are fucking assholes
But you think it's funny to draw me chop, but I'm not really chopped
Marlin finds something he was not supposed to
this it's my death no dude wait don't open the first page what would have
fucking be put on it don't don't we'll have you put it on sketch
jinksy are you fucking serious it didn't work but it leaves worth a shot
if I had a death no I'd put JDX on the first page they see why am I always
seeing you on tiktok me none of these people look like me at all so I don't
I don't know what you're fucking talking about.
What is this?
Fire.
Is it true that you gave Lacey a diamond bracelet?
That thing was like, no, those are real diamonds.
No.
How do you say $120?
No, we know that he genuinely thought
that I was real diamond.
He didn't do the diamond test.
He thought those were real?
Ah!
What?
Brother, I've been wearing this since the day he gave it to me.
Facetime sketch.
Starting a FaceTime call to sketch.
But I've shadowed with it all in my first hasn't been green.
I just watched a clip of you saying it's fake.
No Marlon not April Fool.
Is this fake?
I haven't taken this off since the day you gave it to me.
Okay.
I'm going to give you a sign.
Whatever it's all under.
Bet, I'm going to.
I'm going to, bet.
I need to get out and test it.
What's up, Jack?
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
What?
What's going on with you?
I've never taken it off.
Yeah, I'm doing good.
I'm only gonna take it off is when I have sex.
Yeah, because one time I was going crazy,
I was like this.
Oh, and then she just hit me in the tooth.
Yeah, oh my God.
It had me right in the tooth, bro.
And it hurt.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that happened before.
What are you doing, Zed?
I'm about to wash my car.
You're about to wash your car?
Yeah.
Might put fake tax on it.
Oh, also, Marcell, I need to tell you.
What?
Y'all want to paint and re-wrap.
We have to replace the door and fender 100%.
That is not repairable, bro.
and they sent the pictures of the damage.
Please tell me, how can you possibly
do this much damage backing out of a driveway?
Brother, my daughter is fine.
She got that weak ass horse fine, bro.
Not my fault.
How much is a new fender in a door?
Probably like, bro, five.
Yeah, bro.
There we go.
Your cord is not probably like my part of the movie for him.
Do you want to watch the game tonight?
Yeah, I watch the game.
Max is coming over.
I watch it.
It's in Michigan, Virginia.
It's the National Championship.
I'm a Duke fan, I lost.
I'm a Duke fan, too, but they lost.
Yeah, I'm a Cooler Flag.
Cooler Flag doesn't put you in place for the Mavericks.
You don't have a dime to test it?
No, I don't, bro.
Have you heard?
What?
say you're fighting to say yeah
does the shadow that yeah how tall is the shit is about 150
I got you that ass yeah I'm here I think you beat the shit out of the shade
that ass wait they're saying to shake and box the shaking box yes like wait
he's been boss for like three years but you've been boxing to know I feel like
you beat the shit out of the shade am I tripping when do you do it
Who's gonna bet with me?
Find someone to side bet me I bet I'll bet I'll bet I'll bet I'll put two bands on you
No, that's not a thing
Michigan wins today watch
They're saying DDG will side bet with me
Y'all locked in the fight today.
I mean, it's not fully locked because you need some money.
But we shall see.
We shall see.
Hopefully, it's not going to be this way.
Maz, uh, or 60, change.
It is day two of N2D.
There was.
Change the lacy ingest.
Now the whopping four more.
He can actually fight?
Yeah.
She bet.
Let's get Tap Cap's sponsor and his bus and floor.
Yeah, they're probably like more.
That ass?
Depends on how.
Well, possibly.
Well, let's put Tap Cap's on the floor.
OK.
How much, though?
How much, like, do you need the sponsor?
Like a VPK.
If you make that and more on a drop, bro.
OK, I mean, we could maybe work something out here.
VPK, bro.
We could maybe work something out here.
VPK.
What's up?
What's up?
Hey.
This is who you're fighting.
Fight!
Get to it, though. Let's get to it, though.
Get out of that way.
Get out of that way.
Get out of that way.
You see that way, come on.
Get the left hand up.
Get the left hand up. We ain't working on that.
Quick, quick, quick!
I mean...
Get out of that way!
Get out of that way!
Get out of that way!
He's all over the place though.
The thing with boxing is it doesn't matter if you can be quick as fuck on a pad, but
it doesn't matter if you've never boxed.
Show him where he's sitting.
Okay.
I mean, Osiris is actually the boxer though.
This is three years ago boxing my little sister's ex.
Alright y'all, I'll...
Why the gods?
It's crazy the timeline that we came to be.
It really is.
We're in this line, okay?
You may not hold the guy and hit him.
Come on, start fighting!
Uh, maybe use your fucking skills.
Watch that jab, watch that jab!
Oh my goodness, guys!
Watch out, watch out!
Come on, she's late with the head.
She's late with the head.
You see?
You see?
He's not even nice, bro.
Nice.
Oh, brother.
And the thing is, bro, I'm going to London.
I'm going to be training in London.
But fuck you, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
It's either that or fight Asian Jeff.
And what's more entertaining than that?
You sure?
for all these characters have a ring
But I'd rather but that's not as like we were here it wouldn't hit
Jason did you just watch what I just watched?
We slow this down for you so you can really comprehend what just happened
We slowed this down for you
I'll be honest
I'm not a pussy though, I'm not like Neon going after Ron and fucking the other little dude.
Bro, I'm a bro.
If there's a fight that's entertaining, I'm gonna make it happen, man.
Make it happen, man.
Well, you're putting a lot of aura on the line here.
What aura, bro?
I'm not known for having aura.
I'm a fucking jester.
I've always been a jester.
Yeah, but like I'm saying you really want it like I mean a listen either fight Jeff
By the way, we're the same way same height kind of we both got no fighting experience
But apparently my chat think I was overpowered
I'll be honest. So I'm a fight you say well, I like Asian Jeff. He's actually been lifting. Yeah, I know
But but I mean I guess I'll fight to say a I give it I give it to people alone, bro
You're gonna get I'm not
Listen in no matter what winter lose I'll be in your corner, but like bro, I'm not gonna lie y'all have similar body types
I'm going for a by Raleigh
Let's go a more vital
You know that I mean
Jeff
Versus me would still hit but me versus the shave would hit way harder
Facts facts are enough facts are enough
Okay, I mean hey listen no matter who no matter what you decide to do. I'm gonna be in your corner
Jay, I'll be in your corner winner lose
I'm gonna be putting the water in your mouth after hopefully if you make it through the first round now
I get K. Oh, okay. Oh, then it's like
Then it's like oh fuck
You know I'm saying but yeah, but with the gloves you guys are doing and you can't you can
I think you could win. When would the fight be?
June 6th.
So that's what? Two months?
Two months.
So you have two months to train. You could get nice enough in two months.
You'll have a trainer who would train you.
You do?
His name's Charles. He trained Floyd.
Did I?
Yeah, he was in Dallas, but I'm sure he'd come out here for a month.
I'm serious. He would do it. He would do it. I'm sure he would do it. I have his number. I could call him.
But bro, he's nice
Now I do have a leaf in Jason I do have a leaf in Jason I would I would I'll I will bet GDG
Money that Jason beats the shake. Why you know, fuck that Jason is gonna double the amount that I bet to
Come on, let's run it.
I'm gonna put money that Jason knocks the shit out.
Feel me?
That's my dog, bro.
You're really my dog, bro.
You're really my dog, bro.
Now, I tell you, one thing I love about Money Yard
is I came across a post on Twitter
of some dude who did 10,000 push-ups in a row challenge
and you do a push-up fade.
That's one thing I'm not putting money on.
I'm undefeated.
10,000 push-ups in a row?
I know how to pick my back.
Listen, the push of fades, like that's my shit.
I'm gonna keep that with me at 100.
The boxing, you understand?
Brother, I'm gonna fuck the shit up.
You should get moot in a fight on your card.
Yes, Spidey Guapo.
Fuck up the shit.
I'm gonna fuck up the shit.
Wait, can I be a commentator?
Commentator?
For this one?
Yeah.
Cause the last one I couldn't come to,
I forget where I was at.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Yeah, wait, June 6th, right?
Wait, you'll be the judge and commentator.
What's it called can the judge bet on the fights to know I won't I won't be like
this is fucking up man but I'm leaning towards the shade to be honest because
but if the shade I called him he's like gonna need some bread but I feel like
I just say, but I asked for some.
You don't know what I was saying.
Really?
I think so.
How much?
Well, I called a little bit.
NASA posted me?
I think they did it there.
But more than 10K, I feel like.
Because I asked some other people
and their rates were high as fuck, bro.
What's the high, wait, people are charging?
I can see it.
Yeah, I mean, let's say, let's say we might be able to work something out with tap caps.
All right.
Maybe a little tap on the shorts, bro.
Tap cap on the shorts, maybe time to drop it like a like a like a nice idea.
Not an idea.
So anybody.
Thanks for the five.
Give me a little purse.
Yes.
No, I'll be like, yo, shout out to tap cap.
They're dropping a live link right now for sponsoring and it's boxing for.
Oh, I'm not going to lie.
We might be able to cook something up.
We might be able to cook something up.
What is that?
What is that?
You honest?
That's naps.
Oh, I don't have that one.
I don't have that one.
Yeah.
And then bro, you win.
I win.
It's not bad at all.
It's not bad at all.
It's not business.
We can do it.
We can do it.
I want to talk to the guys.
You know, I can't.
Guys, you know, I can't I can't approve something
I'm talking to you guys, but I'm sure I'm sure you can make some work
Put up a little purse for the name of that baby
Not a bad shot at all
interview the job bro
No, no, no, I wouldn't
you do the little little little ad reading on her chair
Oh of course
Yeah, yeah, of course
Only if the money isn't right
I know
I'm gonna be doing a bunch of L
We sit there clicking during the commentary
Oh, okay, alright
Wait, do you want to play GTA role play again?
Um, whatever
Uh, whatever
It's like, when did I ask?
No actually should get on I was playing last night. I have a new I have I made a new character
His name is Benjamin Goldstein.
Benjamin Goldstein?
Yeah.
Oh.
He runs a, I run a Jewish mob.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm from Jerusalem.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Silky Sardar?
Yep.
You're not that good, bro.
All right.
Hi, I'm gonna leave you alone.
Guys, I'm not fighting.
If I needed to, if I want to fight, I would have to, I'm not going to lie, a million
minimum.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Million minimum for me to fight. I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover. Who would I fight?
That's the thing is I don't really have any hate in my heart
I'm about to probably go try to see if these diamonds are real and then I'm gonna try to find a Michigan Jersey
And then I'm gonna watch the the Michigan Yukon game
When you're leaving
I told him I told him the cheapest possible fix it and he said well it's
unrepairable you have to replace the door and fender this whole day so I don't
know how much I'm gonna I could get a second opinion from a from a different
place. Jason, you're the one who backed into a parked car. How do you back into a parked
car? Get a diamond tester? Let me call and make some. Call TK.
I'm on T.K.
Let me make some shake a little bit.
Let me make some shake a little bit.
Hello?
Hello?
T.K.
I'm live on stream.
Stream can hear you.
What's that?
I'm on stream stream can hear you
So listen something came across my desk, okay?
You know Jason the weenie
So Jason the ween he has this event he does on his stream called NMS boxing
You know last event peaked at like 120,000 viewers all the communities watching he basically gets different streamers to box
other streamers right so all these communities are tapped in whole streaming
community outside the streaming community all tapped in and here's the thing is
Jason is hosting NMS boxing for this June and he's looking for a sponsor for the
event. I think we get tap caps involved I think it's I think I think we we we
put tap caps on on the box or shorts I'm gonna be one of the commentators I
I think we do something, you know, we really get Tap Caps involved in this.
It's sparring.
I think, let's talk to the full team.
Yeah, I'm just putting the idea out there because he came in here.
I don't not like the idea. I think, you know, it's cool.
We just have to make sure that it's alive.
We do have a pretty big, I don't even know if I could say that.
We have something big for Top Cups planned in June.
But as far as I can tell.
Wait, is it what I saw today?
No, that's September.
We got a lot of shit coming.
We got a lot of big stuff coming.
But it sounds cool.
If it makes sense, I'm sure it could be cool.
We just have to figure it out.
Let's get like a team call tonight.
Let's do it.
All right, talk soon.
Peace.
See, Chad, being an owner of a business,
you know, someone like me,
honestly I'm a businessman at heart, right?
I truly, truly am a businessman at heart.
I thought you own TapCaps,
why do you have to ask permission?
You dumb retard,
because when you own something,
unless you own 100% of it and there's no other people
on the board, you don't just get to make decisions
by yourself.
It's not how it works.
That's literally how a business fails.
That is how a business model fails,
is when the whole team doesn't agree
and you just start doing shit by yourself.
I'm reporting you to HR.
I don't even know what that is.
Chad, where can I get a diamond tester to test these diamonds?
Where can I get a diamond tester to test these diamonds?
Amazon?
I'm not going to Amazon.
Silky has one.
I don't think Silky has a diamond tester, does he?
What the fuck has happened to me?
Call Silky.
Calling Silky.
But Silky said he wasn't feeling good.
Silky said he was feeling a little under the weather.
There's got to be a store that I can get a diamond tester from.
Um,
Oh no.
Chat.
The game is in two hours
and the Onyx owner said that there's close to 25,000 people already tailing my
Parley.
He said it's probably gonna be over a million of people relying like a
a million dollars in people relying on my parlay hitting.
Oh my God, people are gonna hate me.
People are gonna hate me.
Get ready for them DMs, buddy.
Bro, okay, and imagine if it hits.
Imagine if it hits, and I blast people.
I did research.
Ron has a diamond tester, okay.
Call Ron.
I feel like y'all are just lying
people who have diamond testers just because you want me to call them on
stream
yes hey Ronnie quick question are you home I'm live
all right I'm live quick question I know you're I do not okay never mind you
anything you want like a kiss or anything?
Last time the soup's gone.
What?
Huh?
You're not getting the soup at all?
Oh, you want me to get you soup?
Fuck you.
I'll get you soup, I'll get you soup, I'll make you soup, I'll make you soup, I know.
Fuck you.
Yo, okay, here's the thing, Rums, why does the stream keep lagging?
Why does the stream keep lagging?
Cause you're on your second ingest, well maybe fix it, maybe fix it, it's your job.
Do what daddy says, diamond tester.
I can get a professional jewelry diamond tester from Wal-Mart?
Diamond tester near me.
Use precise location.
Do I take it to a diamond store?
I don't care.
I don't care, bro.
already leaked. How far is this place? The diamond guys. I just want to know if it's real.
Close today for Easter. Brother, Easter was yesterday. Kristoff's classic jewelers. Ten
10 minutes. Oh, I already been there before. Bro, I need a diamond tester. Wait, can I buy
one at Walmart? How do I know if they have it in stock? Arrives between April 10th and
So there's no where I can get my diamonds tested yet.
Pawn shops have diamond testers?
Okay, drill!
Pawn shop.
Air racks not in the back. Can you get can you get IR ready? We got to go somewhere. Yes.
Don't trust the pawn shop. Wait, why? They'll say it's fake just to buy it. I'm not I'm
not selling it. I'm not selling a gift. I just need to see if anybody has a diamond
contest here. Also chat, do you guys know anywhere that I could get a Michigan Jersey
from for the game or no? Dicks, they don't have any, I already checked. Look, available
at Dix, they don't have any in stock. See? Not available to pick up. None are available
to pick up. Already looked at Facebook marketplace. Literally, literally, you just cannot get a
Michigan jersey anywhere, bro. I thought they were a popular team. What if someone
in the chat, lives in LA and has a Michigan Jersey.
What are the odds?
Actually, what are the odds?
There's a place called Lids.
I don't think Lids has them.
Let me call them, let me call them.
How are you a company and don't pick up calls?
I'll never get it.
I'll actually never understand it
There's a sports mania never heard of it chat. Where do you guys get your like sports equipment stuff from?
JD Sports Center Hollywood hold on a minute
I don't play sports. I chat all day well
Hey Sports Center, how you doing? Lacey Collinear. Do you guys by any chance have a Michigan Jersey in stock?
We don't carry college men, only pro teams. Only pro teams, no college. Okay, do you have any idea
in the LA area where I could maybe get a college jersey? Maybe the exporting goods, maybe lids,
or big fire, least of the names that someone comes to mind. Okay, thank you so much man.
You got it, brother. Good luck.
I mean, is it cooked? Am I just not gonna have a Michigan Jersey?
It was not Ron's dad.
Hey, Liz, how you doing? It's Lacy Collin here. Quick question. Do you guys by any chance
have a Michigan Jersey in stock?
Michigan Jersey? We don't. I know the locker room by Liz. Four stores down. They have
a Weber Micromack, Michigan Jersey.
What? What does?
The locker room by Liz here to the locker room.
Yeah, just search up locker room by Liz, the number will pop right up for you, just give
a call and they can let you know what size they have, but I know they didn't have the
basketball, Michigan, old school, Webber and Jersey.
Okay, hey brother, what's your name?
Sorry, I'm sorry?
I said, what's your name?
Oh, my name's Vince.
Vince, thank you very much.
Hope you have a great day and happy Easter.
God bless you.
Yeah, you do.
God bless you too.
Have a great day.
God bless you.
God bless you too.
God bless you too.
God bless you too.
God bless you too.
God bless you too.
God bless you too.
God bless you too.
I'm going to buy it right now.
Hey brother, how you doing?
It's Lacey Collin here.
Quick question, man.
I just called Lids.
They said you guys, the locker room by Lids, have a Michigan jersey in stock.
I don't think I have he said maybe a throwback Chris Weber Michigan Jersey
I have his MBA team. I don't think I have college. The only thing that I have is Carmilla Anthony
I have Michael Jordan, where's Carolina?
Nothing Michigan, nothing Michigan, not even a shirt?
No, yeah, I don't carry a lot of college right now.
The only thing college that I have that it would be like that,
and then like a couple like USC and UCLA like college shirts,
But as far as the throwback jerseys, yeah, I won't have that.
OK, got it.
All right, thank you, man.
Yeah, my phone, boss.
Have a good one.
Fucking Viggs, dude.
Like, are you fucking kidding me, Vince?
Try Hebit Sports.
What the fuck is that?
I'm not getting a Pistons jersey.
I need a Michigan jersey.
You have an hour?
Facebook marketplace.
Okay, fuck it.
Drew, what's my Facebook login?
Q to send to me on Discord.
Why don't you have this shit planned?
Maybe because I can't predict what teams are gonna win games to go to the championship?
Like what kind of question is that?
What kind of question is that?
You think I can predict that Michigan was gonna beat the four teams they beat and make
it to the championship?
No.
I had a Duke jersey because I thought Duke was gonna make it.
They didn't win today?
Yes, they won two days ago.
You can't get a Michigan jersey imported from Michigan in two days.
There's nobody in LA that would have a Michigan Jersey.
It's gotta be someone.
I do, I have a L size, large size, 20 minutes from you.
minutes from you. Yo, hobby, are you trolling me? Hobby, hobby, hobby, are you trolling me?
Yes or no?
Yep.
Listen, whoever can get me a Michigan jersey, if you live in LA, I will give you $200 for
the jersey.
Facts.
My bad girl, good luck.
Look on offer up.
I don't know what that is.
Jersey, Los Angeles, California, Chris Weber throwback, XL. Wait, is the guy who was trolling
earlier. Is it Chris Webber? Yeah. Chatcom. My friend has a Jersey lead lives ten minutes away
from you. Yo, Pepsi all. I don't trust you anymore. Pepsi all. You told me we're going to
send me the Drake McDonald's meal and then you sent me a picture of you eating it. I don't trust
you do okay so this guy where is this where's Vernon is Vernon far for me
Vernon, California, hour and a half drive, Michigan, Jersey, oh my god, Hollywood, made
in El Salvador, posted two years ago?
I got one dead ass, but I'm not only doing 200.
You want more than $200 for a fucking Michigan jersey?
Oh my God, you're a greedy pig.
Try Facebook Marketplace.
Yeah, I'm about to.
Okay.
I'm not a robot how would I be logging into an account if I was a robot I hate
technology. How many followers will I have on Facebook? Harvard University, gaming and video creator.
Milo missed me. Eight Facebook likes.
This is just sad 700 followers on Facebook are we serious y'all maybe can y'all drop
me a Facebook follow dude can y'all maybe drop me a Facebook follow like this is just
sad Imagine I blow up on Facebook and a bunch of
followers and all the onks start watching me. I don't have Facebook. We don't use that app.
Come on, we can't, you guys can at least follow me, right? Come on. I didn't even gain a single,
do you, does none of you have Facebook? Next person to follow me gets $1,000.
All right, how do I get to the marketplace?
How do I get to the marketplace on Facebook?
I've never used this.
I have a review.
Great entertainer and great streamer.
Thank you, bro.
Refresh.
Let's go, dude.
Oh my God, I gained 100 followers on Facebook.
Facebook?
Facebook?
Why?
Okay, Michigan, Jersey, El Segundo, Winchester, within 40 miles, brother, it's got to be like
It's gotta be 10, I'm not gonna lie.
There's gotta be someone with a 10 mile radius
that has a Michigan jersey.
Oh my God, there's not.
Is this Cook Chat?
Am I not gonna have a jersey?
Wait, what if I call sauce kill?
Oh my gosh, he's got to be at the game, right?
Hold on.
He sent me.
I know he's at the game chat, but...
Oh, he probably doesn't even have my number. It's my first time ever calling him.
Wait, Sauce killed Liz in LA? What if I break into his house?
Yo?
Yo, Sauce. It's Lacey.
Yo, it's down, buddy.
Hey, brother, are you in LA?
No, I'm actually in the Indian Avenue.
Oh my God, I bet the atmosphere is crazy there, right?
Yeah, nice and moving.
Listen, dude, quick question.
Do you know anybody who could get me
a Michigan jersey within the hour?
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think so, man.
That's just like online, but that's a difficult one.
Okay, can I break into your house?
Can I see through a window?
I actually brought my jersey to Indiana.
Yeah, bro.
Okay.
But I think it's better if you don't wear it.
For me, I'm not trying, like the curse is just.
Sauce, I have 25,000 on Michigan.
Okay, wait, you bet on them last game.
And they won.
I found a way to break the curse.
What?
I just went, I was with all the players before the game.
I told them y'all gotta say fuck Lacey to break the curse and they said it.
Yeah, the whole Michigan team said that.
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
That's funny.
Yeah, bro.
So I'm not gonna tell them to say it again before this game.
I forgot you bet.
Okay, I mean, yeah, dude, if that's what we gotta do,
if that's what we gotta do for them to win, fuck you, let's do it.
And hey, hey, hey, listen.
I need, listen, you think they're gonna win, be honest.
Yeah, they gotta see it.
I like that.
Oh my God, I like that.
I actually like that sauce.
I like that, brother.
Good luck, man. Have fun at the game, dude
No, I won't don't worry
Rally house has a jersey who is rally house
Well, I think I'm gonna shit myself in my pants a little bit
Check com, bro, if anybody has a Michigan Jersey and LA, please post it in the comment.
I will on my soul by it off you.
My friend is on his way.
He said he's eight minutes away.
He's going to be outside the driveway.
That's not happening.
I have a Michigan Jersey.
sub-wasy just wanted to check in hope you're doing okay and Mike said bro if you need friend
talking you know where to find me and hope you're doing okay bro that was feelin man
W.K.
Man, W.K.
Thank you, man. Appreciate the nice words.
What is on the jersey?
What is that picture?
Okay, what if big five has one?
No, but what if I make my own Michigan, Jersey?
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There's gotta be someone in this chat
Hi, big five here, Colin. It's Lacey.
How you doing, man?
Quick question, dude. Do you guys by any chance sell jerseys?
No, unfortunately, not. We don't have any jerseys.
Not even like blank jerseys?
No, nothing like that. Are you looking for a specific team?
I need a Michigan jersey, dude. The game is in an hour.
I got a lot of money on it, and I need a Michigan jersey, and I can't find one anywhere.
That one, the only place that I could think of is the Burbank Mall. It's called, I believe it's a sports empire
They're in the Burbank Mall. That's gonna be the one place that I know has jerseys for sure. I don't know if they have Michigan though
Okay
In the Burbank Mall, okay
And what about like shirts? No shirts either?
Shirts? No, nothing for that. Nothing that we sell for that one though. Okay. Thank you so much dude
I mean, I've been looking for a jersey for 20 minutes, like, what, there's just no chance
I get it.
There's no one in this chat that has one.
Everybody's just trolling me.
Yo, BS to boss, you don't actually have one.
Sports empire.
Hey sports empire, how you doing?
It's Lacey here calling.
Quick question.
I was referred to you guys by somebody.
Do you guys have a chance to have a Michigan jersey that you sell?
No, I don't have any Michigan jersey.
Nothing at all?
Nothing at all.
Any shirts?
I have one T-shirt left and some hats.
How what size is the t-shirt large no you know what no I'm sorry I just sold it
I'll have a cat some socks left yeah all right thank you man
It was me, I just bought it.
Like you guys are, I don't know who's trolling or not.
Crazy Stray, what is this?
BTS will be on Hot Ones this Thursday.
On Hot Ones fans, this is Sean Evans with a very exciting announcement.
week's guests on the season finale of Hot Ones they flew all the way across the
world to be here at this table and while we're on the topic of tables it's the
largest one the studio has ever seen we've got seven chairs seven sets of
wings including me that is 80 wings on the table a Hot Ones record
BTS is this week's guest on the season finale of Hot Ones, they're going to be dynamite.
It's going to be dynamite.
It's going to be like that.
And then someone replied and said, phase Lacey would have actually made the timeline
move more.
Why did I just catch a random stray?
He is outside.
Go outside.
Yo, Pepsi also you're telling me there's someone outside of the Michigan Jersey right now.
Pro image has one.
What is that?
Brother, this is in Glendale.
Brother, this is in Glendale.
All right, Drew, it's close.
Can you get the phone ready?
Apparently, there's someone outside with a Michigan jersey waiting for me,
according to Pepsi All.
Let's see, bro. Let's see. Let's go see Pepsi All.
Can he come to the door?
Yo, Betsy, I'm gonna go outside.
I'm gonna go outside.
My friend is outside.
He's spamming that his friend's outside with one.
He's spamming that his friend's outside with one.
He's spamming in the car.
Let's go.
Let's see, bro.
Let's see his friend.
Nobody's here.
Gotcha, dumbass, someone said.
Yo, Betsy, you want to explain, dude?
There's no one here.
like a piggy he just pecked in the comb. Like I just can't.
Look at Jason's dumb ass.
The only other thing I could do is get a yellow shirt and write Michigan in black
sharpie on it.
It's not a bad idea.
Where can I get a yellow shirt from though?
store. Oh my god. No ifs, bepsies all.
No, that's not true.
Shut up!
Yo, does anybody know? Anybody in chat and electrician? Why don't these lights work?
Well they don't work in that one either.
I'll take a little tangle tank, hold on.
The breakers probably tripped.
Josh, can we go fix the breakers?
Lacey.
Yeah.
They're saying we need to go fix the breakers.
Huh?
They're saying we need to go fix the breakers.
What's that?
That's why the lights are working.
We need to go fix the breakers.
Really?
Do you want to go to the breaker boxes?
Yeah.
You think downstairs, right?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's not going to go poof. I know. Wait, am I leaking anything?
I don't think so.
There's no new cars, right?
Does it look like it?
Who car is this?
I don't know.
Who the fuck bought a sonata? What's a sonata? I never heard of that. It's pretty nice.
Why would the breakers be in the garage, no?
No clue.
It's not Betsy's alt.
Betsy's alt, friend.
Ew, big ass mosquito.
Oh my god, ew.
It's fucking huge.
It's in the laundry room?
Oh.
Holy switches.
Oh, god.
I don't think we got any better right out here.
Oh, god. Do you know what they're in here?
Mm, chat. Is it lagging?
Alright, now she'll be back.
But there's still not much buried down here.
There's a sauna in here?
I guess there's a sauna hallway.
It's probably a hallway.
Look, it's off.
right it's probably hallway
oh wait no it's on
They're saying flip everything wait that's for the second floor yes we're on the first
Where's the third floor, Drew?
The main house grid floor.
So where's the third floor, Ben?
Where would the third floor be?
What you're saying I just took Jason out?
You turned Jason off.
No, I did not turn Jason off!
Oh!
You nuke Jason?
My bad Jay!
Oh my bad Jay!
Why is there so many saunas in this? Brother we don't have to, I'm sorry, I'll fucking switch
you to say sauna!
I was just flipping shit trying to get to work.
Ice maker?
Dude, I don't know which one it could be.
Like, what is this?
You have a gym?
Never saw a gym in this house.
You craft Jason's stream. He's coming.
Is Jason coming?
Oh, shits.
Where's he at?
Hey!
Hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
Is your shit working?
You got a lot of fucking tasks.
I didn't mean to, dude.
Is your shit working?
It is not yet.
Okay, you want to help me?
Help you do what?
Oh, the bathroom lights won't work.
So you turned up my...
Hey!
Hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
Is your shit working?
I didn't mean to, dude.
Is your shit working?
You turned off my shit.
I turned off all the shit.
You turned off my shit.
So it says master, and you turned off master.
Well, have them say sauna.
They all say sauna.
There's no sauna here.
Is there a master?
So they're not trolling you, so they turn off?
Yes, my shit turned off.
You fucking.
You are in the middle of anything important, right?
I was in the middle of an application for it.
An application for it.
And now?
I don't see what it was going to be.
And now you forced me to IRL, bro.
Wait, you're signable or what?
No, it's broken.
You broke lost shit.
Well, I can try to flip the breaker one more time.
No, no, no, stop, stop.
What?
I can flip the breaker one more time.
What do you need me to do?
You want to help me pick the picks and ask them lights?
We might as well wash our cars, too, bro.
Let's do it.
Let's wash our fucking cars.
Let's tie our shoes, bro.
No, look.
Because you don't understand this is detrimental
to my daily life.
I keep having to go at night time, and I'm screaming.
I keep having to go fucking pissing shit in the dark
Cause these lights won't work.
Maybe, have you considered maybe the fucking light bulbs
just went out cause no one turns off the lights?
God this house is a fucking mess.
How about we do a clean the house segment?
That's what we have cleaners for.
We don't have cleaners.
Yeah, because everybody in this fucking house
is a stingy you know what.
I mean, but I'm gonna be honest.
You know about $600 a week to get cleaners?
That's $100 for cleaners.
So why are we not doing it?
Because everybody said no.
They said we can pick up ourselves.
Beach, where?
I'm gonna be honest, follow me.
Well, upstairs.
So, there's this trash.
And there's all the other trash that's up there.
Next to your voodoo.
It's not like I'm cleaning.
Yes, I'm probably gonna stay here for two weeks.
Oh, oh.
Actually, it makes no sense.
Right, wrong.
That's not me.
Yo, bro, like wrong, just Uber eats food,
put it outside the bathroom.
They complains that this house is a fucking mess.
Bro, you should have seen-
Everyone, everyone, boxes, everyone, trash!
You should have seen when I came home to the other day.
There was a boa bag, and I'd go to pick it up.
And that gets everywhere, I mean everywhere.
Like, there was a trail of magnets, bro.
Look at that balcony.
It's on the balcony?
What is on the balcony?
What?
What's on the balcony?
Yeah, it's fucking disgusting.
Yo, let's look at the living room, bro.
Let's see, it's disgusting.
Look at this shit, look at this shit.
By the way, in our new career, we're getting paid.
Everyone's gonna pay for this.
Cleaners every week, every week.
It's $100 a week, bro.
They have great money to pay for fucking cleaners.
So look at this, it's literally like an OECS house.
I'm gonna be honest, I'll admit it,
we're a bunch of pigs, we are, we're a bunch of pigs.
Look at this, bro, who is this disgusting?
Wait, wait, who, what the fuck is this?
What the hell is this?
It's fucking wrong, bro.
Are we a warehouse?
I'm wrong! What is this? It's not a house!
It's fucking wrong! And then he complains that it is dirty!
And it doesn't feel like a house!
I wonder why? I wonder why!
Holy shit, we're a shipping center.
What's this?
Oh my god, bro.
Hey!
Like, Jason, look at the floors!
Like, what are those?
I think I'm gonna go on. There's names on these.
Are you an airway deputy?
Go fuck yourself, man.
Fuck air. You're not getting your shit no more.
You're not getting your fucking...
Look, bro.
It's actually a fucking pigsty.
This is like, bro.
But, at least you just added to it. This is your food from earlier.
That's mine?
That's literally yours.
It's crazy, it's not. I put mine in the trash outside.
Where we're in the front door?
Come in front door, bro.
Yo, go to my monitor street, dude.
This thing is a fucking whistle.
Fucking die, brother. Marlin?
No, this is K-Song.
So, is this K-Song's never playing your shit,
or like take his fucking DJ, I suppose?
Oh, I'm about to steal those monitors.
Like, I'll be cool with that.
Okay, Marlin's room.
Marlin? Oh, Marlin.
Oh, you gotta see this.
He just appears with his sheet in the background.
No?
Yeah, it's just...
Yo, we cannot open a house like this.
No, no, no. We cannot.
No, no.
Nice.
Whose packages are these?
These ones.
Now look at the front fucking door.
Good night, buddy. Packages.
You got any later? I'm not gonna lie, that's us.
That's us here.
Who's this?
Door dash?
From Alex P.
Fuckin' pink of it, that's Alex.
No, that's been here for days.
That's April Fools, man. Bro, just days.
Order of Door Dash? Didn't even grab it.
That's some rich shit.
Like what?
How you gonna eat your food?
I'm gonna eat it.
I'm gonna eat your food easy.
I'm gonna order food and just leave it there.
I'm gonna eat that shit.
Hey, fat ass, bro, is this you?
That's a body yogurt, Jimmy. I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, and this has been waiting.
And this has been out for how many days?
Two days.
Two days, bros.
Two fuckin' days.
How about some body yogurts?
Oh, my fuckin' god.
You know what it is? We don't have cleaners to take the garbage out. No one takes the garbage out.
How about we do it, bro? What do we, what do we, what's your plan for today?
Uh...
You'll be garbage men for a day. You know what's crazy?
The fucking trash cans are right there.
Hey Jason, hey Jason, listen to this. You want, you want to do some quick math real quick?
You're so rich, you're so fucking privileged now you can't take out the trash.
You want to do some quick math real quick?
You make drool do your laundry.
Seven people!
I did your laundry! Oh!
Oh, seven people live at this house, right?
Or is it six?
Me, you, you, Ron, Sucky.
A dad, no, six people.
Six people, $100 a week.
We can have this house clean.
We can have cleaners come to a cleaning
for $600 a week, full house clean,
for $100 each.
I don't know, it's each.
I mean, I'm dead, oh my God.
Literally, that's not it, that's like,
That's like, brother, in terms of comparison,
that's like going live for 10 minutes.
Lou, okay.
Lou did my laundry one time because I was traveling
and I didn't feel like doing like I'm over.
And because of my child's like,
what is Lou, dude?
She just gets a check every fucking month for anything.
Like you know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, okay, shit.
Lou, could you do me a favor?
Boom.
But, but Lou, I'd bro.
You know, you know Silky's cleaner?
Yeah.
She comes every week and cleans it downstairs.
We could literally just say,
Hey, we'll pay you an extra 600 bucks if you do the whole house.
I heard this, she was disgusting.
What?
The balcony?
What's wrong with the balcony?
Nothing wrong with the balcony.
Why are you not saying that?
Why are you not saying the balcony's bad?
No, I think what we're on the balcony is now in the hallway.
Oh, wait.
Let's look.
Other one?
We're not hoarders.
Yes, we are, bro.
Wait, you're saying the other one.
What one?
Yo bro, do you know the closest fucking door?
Yeah, I know.
What type of loot is in this?
Our boot.
Yaw's boot?
Yeah.
Oh, this is Yaw's room?
Like storage room?
I mean, the-
This is my tech room.
Oh, the lights.
The lights, yeah.
So, tech room?
Is that your tech?
Yeah, it's all my tech.
You wanna why I locked the door?
Because when people came to collect their equipment,
Shit went missing so now I'm trying to fucking keep my shit in here.
Okay.
Oh yeah, but I'm gonna go to the spa.
This is fair.
Did we forget to pay rent, bro?
I paid rent today.
I paid rent today.
You paid rent today too.
It's the last time we're paying rent, bro.
Wait, what other balcony are you guys talking about?
Raise balcony, baby.
What balcony, Chad?
Upstairs. They're saying wrongs.
Stokey's gym bout to be. Oh, okay.
Wait, what? What's going on?
It's just a gym that Stokey got that has never been used.
Oh, yeah. It's just like...
Like, where this airwolf is sitting there, me bone's back, you with your killer of bones?
It's not me.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Oh, nice. This is Ron's shit.
Wait.
Is this yours?
It's not mine.
It's Ron.
So Ron ran out of room to fucking
Oh my god, Ron.
Oh my fucking god, man.
So Ron ran out of space
to put the trash outside of his room.
He decided to put it on
on the fucking balcony, and then he actually, he literally
sits here and complains that the house is a mess.
I can't, bro.
No, we just need to walk a lot.
We gotta put $200 each and get deep cleaners.
Yes, yes.
See, this deep cleaning is gonna cost at least $1,600.
Why is there, is someone sleeping over there?
What is this?
All right, bro, I'm discovering shit I didn't even know.
What is this? Who is this?
Is this Lace's bed?
Yo, who is sleeping here? Do we have a fucking homeless guy in our group?
I would not be surprised if there's this homeless guy who sleeps here every night.
This is a rich trap house. Yo, dead ass or new house cannot get out. This is so serious.
And this fucking piece of shit box is still here. Who's getting rid of that?
This comes with the house.
Oh, it's just full of trash out.
Another fucking storage room.
It's permanently closed.
Oh, my God, bro.
Like, what the fuck, man?
I will say the only disgusting thing that I have is that trash can.
It's disgusting.
It's fucking nasty.
I have... What do I have?
I have anything?
I take my own trash out, bro.
I'm a good fucking roommate, bro. I'm the best roommate.
You know what it was really?
Silk.
Probably Silkie.
Bro, but Silkie, Silkie just stays to himself.
Oh, that's true.
I'm never here though.
But now, to be honest, this is disgusting.
This little area?
Like, okay.
Actually I don't know who Taco Bell is.
Well, he actually has a CD room in his back.
Press everybody's cars.
Who's Taco Bell is this?
Let's check, bro.
He's right.
Whoa!
What the fuck is wrong with him?
It's Ray's, it's Ray's, it's Ray's.
Ray's name is Raul?
I guess, yeah.
Wait, what?
Fucking have to read those vocals taco on the ground. You got a empty Baja blast bottle
Every air one bag. I swear
WHAT IS THIS?
Like fucking it
Okay, everyone's mindless. That one's mine. That one's mine.
Nice, man. Nice. Nice.
Oh look, notice how much of the bag food's not here?
There's, bro. There's.
I threw the food away. I forgot to throw it back away.
Okay, okay.
Trash.
Stay here for a-
Oh, fucking fuds, man.
Like I said, this trash can, this is mine.
I'm gonna be honest, just disgusting.
I gotta take a trash off.
You gotta take a trash off for sure.
Oh my God, bro.
We should put it, we should, we should prank Ron.
Since he wanna trash the fucking house,
let's bring him on the trash.
Put it on his fucking room.
I'm hearing it, I'm hearing it.
Huh, huh, huh.
Oh, oh.
Fuck, bro.
We need, we need to call like,
we need to get a hazmat to clean this shit.
Okay, Grill's not that bad.
Grill's not bad?
No, it's not that bad.
Come on, bro.
Put it on the trash to a crank.
I'm gonna take trash and put it in a lot more water.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I just got it.
My colleagues work clean up after themselves.
I did it.
Bro, all the CS was being dirty.
I was over it.
I took all the trash from outside and put it in front of Arky's door.
I
Bro, but dad is so shit. That's a patient I would do
That's a patient I would do to it. So I came
Well, I don't understand like it's like it's so soon Brawloma is not worse. There's no way
We're gonna tap it back over there
I don't know what I'm saying.
Let's see what it is.
I'm guessing it's just more ultra stuff.
Alright, Chad.
Who wants to come clean the house for us?
Ultra. Ultra. Ultra.
Hey, hey, guess what?
This is where your ultra packages are.
Okay? They're not shipping out yet.
Okay? They are getting shipped out in approximately nine months.
Nine months.
No, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. No, it's my size though.
He would give us pretty shit. Yeah, but this is a lot.
Oh, that's the one he was wearing to the Kanye concert. That was tough.
I
Well not pussy because I was fucking help. I mean I saw the process of shipping and shit
They keep in this way for clients
What do you work for fucking ultra-brain no
using our fucking
Storage a warehouse. I've been considered, but you're right. He's got scuffed. That's my pain
I mean I got a free shot to my boy, but he put like diamonds in it.
But you scuffed him?
No, the diamonds won't I have.
I mean, what's going on?
Is Dick was in that bottle?
Yeah, that's how it is.
Oh my God, Jason, look at that.
Look at that.
I don't want to get hurt.
WHOA!
Why are you guys so many-
Who's this guy?
Who the-
Who the fuck is Teddy, bro?
Who is Teddy?
Who's Teddy?
Teddy?
Silkie?
I feel like Silkie would like
make this door-dash thing
something different
That's disgusting
Bro...
We gotta hit him a bottle
Bro, I feel like there's bugs crawling on me now
Who's here?
Who's that?
Who's there?
Is that the ghost of...
No.
The door just ran into me shut.
Is that the front door?
Hello?
Who's that?
The door's up there, though.
The door's up there.
The door's up there.
The door's up there.
The door's up right here.
It's not Pepsi's all.
Matt Baylish.
Matt Baylish.
He's gonna clean this.
Matt Baylish.
Matt Baylish.
Matt Baylish.
Matt Baylish.
You're gonna clean this!
Oh my god!
Who's gonna clean this?
Who's gonna clean this?
Yeah, I don't know. How do you even clean this?
I don't know!
This looks like permanent fucking damage to the glass!
This...
I'm not abolished.
Who asked you to put the door open?
Oh, you wanna hear the quote that I got from that window?
Oh, how much?
A bunch of fucking bullshit, but I got it.
My name is yours.
They said that because, apparently, somehow that window
happens to be a specialized church window,
it's gonna cost me $12,000 to fix.
Oh, fuck!
Let's get this, get this, get this, get this.
Then I have someone do their own thing, $3,000.
Oh, my god, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
So you say you're doing it three thousand yes, I'm doing it three times. What you asked for told the house
You know how it's the property people. Oh
My fucking god. Wow. I mean that's some that's a
That's a bullshit, right?
Tell you no twelve thousand. How is it specialized church glass brother? It's a window
It's a window
That's not my problem, what do you mean?
The house owner decided to take it out,
and it was his decision.
There's a big-ass shame right here, and it's just gone.
You haven't seen the house before, have you?
No, I was the busiest man I wanted to go.
I mean, no, Lord's went for me.
He said it would be a shame, crazy.
So how do we figure out the rooms?
I don't know, I don't know.
Tell them what you would want, which one?
I mean, some of the dinners, there's the master master.
That master master is like three rooms and one.
I know, and then there's four masters.
What?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
So will everybody's good?
Everybody will have a huge room.
But I don't know, I don't really like
streaming in my bedroom, that's the thing.
I personally don't like streaming in my bedroom.
I do.
You do?
What do you think is the master place double rep?
Not double, but they should have paid for it.
What do you think we won the most?
I think it's that.
I think it's that the band trip order.
I'll say I'll pay that trip order.
And then we'll do a big board, bro.
And then it's a...
I think whoever is going to have the master is going to be paying probably 15.
15?
Oh, fuck, bro.
Yeah.
That's now my guess.
bro god damn that's why I thought it was less than this number what do you mean what
it was a what's for the last one what other people would want everyone else to play
pilot I don't have to say maybe like 13 for the massive okay and then unless the big
war just goes up and up and up bro that's looking better there's a big war well
here's the thing is I'm not like I don't I can explain why but I don't
know what that's like if I can do that on stream like explain why it's
It's not bad, it's just like, if we do a certain term lease, we have to put more up front,
but then the rent's lower.
but if we do a shorter term lease, it's more per month.
So, and people want to do the shorter term lease.
So that means it's going to be more per month for everybody.
Instead of more up front.
That's all I'm saying, yeah, I don't want to say it.
So would you pay for the master master?
Would I?
No, I don't really care.
I'll pay a little bit extra to have a bedroom industry.
No, I don't want the master master master.
It's crazy, it's crazy, I don't know though.
But hey, people are gonna be like,
oh, you had the bathroom in this house?
That's normal, why is it a secret?
No, no, I'm not saying it's a secret,
I'm just explaining that like,
basically let's just throw random numbers out there.
If we wanna do a year long lease,
it's gonna be, let's just say, 80K.
But if we do a six month lease,
it's gonna be 90K.
Not all the real numbers, I'm just giving an example.
So basically, we're paying more per month
because we don't want to put a work front.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that's how people are going to move on.
I mean, I wouldn't move, bro.
A dad needs it.
You think a dad would live in the house
if he doesn't get a master?
No.
A dad wouldn't be a student.
I know, but he needs his own space.
That's true, bro.
Fuck, bro.
He needs his own space, bro.
I'm telling you, the other bedroom is a master bedroom.
If it's a content house, bro.
Like...
Ask him.
I think he did.
I think Adapte and Suki want their own space.
And that's fair, bro. That's fair.
Yeah, they're like 40.
Yeah, old, old-head, they want their own privacy.
What me, you, and Ron have got shit to hide, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I mean, you don't got sponsors.
The way it's laid out, though, and you'll see the way
it's laid out, you probably saw it in the videos, but.
The rooms are close to each other.
You're very close.
But like, is that bad, though?
Like, if I'm screaming.
I don't know, Ron tested the audio.
He said it wasn't that bad, but like, that's why
I'm saying, you know, really just
got to figure out how to do it.
But, bro, there's so much space in that house
we can easily figure out where everybody's
going to be shooting at him for sure.
Okay.
Okay.
And that means it because he's old?
What about the guest house?
Is there a guest house?
Yeah, there's a guest house.
Oh, is that it?
I don't, I don't, do you want to say?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't, I don't want to give away too much.
Wow.
I don't know.
Can you just text me?
Oh
You just say it no I'm not saying it
I wish, well, GG-yoxic tweet, I don't know.
Yeah, it's glitter.
Let's see this.
Lacy goes off on the public for a screening,
surrises the new in like he made
the greatest scientific discovery of all time.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I don't care, I'm right.
But I see B-Boo, I'm saying that now.
What?
B-Boo was, everybody get canceled again
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
You've got a cancer report.
Give me the family money?
Yeah.
It's the way you look.
It's got to be a tattoo.
People are just fat phobic.
Yeah, just wait.
People are going to change.
Once you get a super skinny...
I can already see it in your face.
I'm not in control.
I've seen it clip with you the other day.
Your face is way skinnier now that doesn't mean go get ready. Okay
I don't know listen. He's lying to you look fat. Oh, what about Marlin? No, no stop
What what are darlin said, bro? She thinks you know, no, it's not a dollar. She said
I don't have to pay for car
Hey, let's get the W dollars in the chat.
What's paying for that?
She says she's good.
Yeah, nice dollar.
I was gonna go.
Wait till she gets that $5,000 bill.
$5,000 bill.
Wait till she gets that $5,000 bill.
Bro, this is what happened, bro.
When I was backing out, I was changing music on my phone.
Why do you keep your music on in the driveway?
Because we're all in each stimulation, okay?
Backing up, I didn't see your car.
Fucking...
Pfft!
I didn't see it!
I fucking opened my door.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
And then I drive forward.
And then I open the door.
And then I see y'all and I look back.
She's like, do you need me to move my car?
I'm like, no, no, I've got to get dressed here.
And then I'm like, alright.
I'm backing out ten minutes later and I look at her and I say what the fuck happened to your car?
She goes, no way. I was like, but she was like, I thought she was eating the trash can to hit my car.
Yeah, darling, darling, darling. She's saying it's April Fool's.
April Fool's? Darling, bro, how much?
No, no, I'll pay for it.
Bro, there's no way you can be more than like five.
Five.
Bro, it's got to be less than a one dollar.
For a new fender and a door?
And brass.
It's got to be five for a two dollar lesson.
So let me get the street.
And then?
When you get in a car, the first thing you do,
while you're backing out, is turn on your music.
Yes.
Bro.
I need luck.
No wonder you were a music target.
Holy shit.
As soon as you hop in a car, you be jacked up.
Yeah, yeah.
They know exactly when you're going to do it, bro.
My car, I love my music.
I love music, bro. When I'm backing out, and you know when you back out and the music's lower?
I turn the music all the way up. So I need to hear it.
For what? Me? I back out and then I turn the music on when I'm on the road.
Nah, bro. I don't know. I like music. I like this music.
I just don't understand. You, you re-
Wait, Darlor, Darlor said 3K.
3K? That's better than it!
Okay, okay!
Yeah, that's between y'all, bro.
I'm not paying to dime.
I'll tell you that much.
I'm not a dime to dime.
Bro, you want to be W-boyfriend by face or car?
Fuck no!
Uh, L-boyfriend.
I don't know!
L-boyfriend.
She said that's not going to be bad.
OK, you really are W-boyfriend, bro.
Bro, I got our toad.
I paid for the toad, right?
I got it taken to a shop, and I'm getting to pool for her.
That's a W-boyfriend.
I'm not paying to go.
I'm not paying for though. I'm not paying for no fucking car damage because you've get three parked cars in the last year
I had actually is to bitch
Defense in a fence and you hit your Audi on pole
You've hit more station in the days than moving things. I've never been in a car
Not with a moving object
There's still objects
What about Marley?
Yeah, she had Marley keep me in the house.
What? Obviously Marley's gonna be there.
I don't know if he'll be living there, but he's gonna be streaming there.
Damn, bro. Shake, man.
So, Lowe, I'm bidding for a master.
Oh, yeah.
But what if the dab's live?
Wait, actually, you're part of the smartest person I was out of the house for.
How do you think we should do the rooms with all the need-so-close streetlights?
Streetlights? Well, he needs to...
Me, me, me! Me, me, me, me!
All along, we're gonna hear each other's streaming.
No, I think you guys are gonna get very, very, very quickly
like, let's say somebody's doing the 24 hour streaming or somebody's
getting late night at 2 am and then they say, you have to stream at 2 o'clock
and you gonna have to leave your room or they're speaking at this time of the week
and then you guys are gonna get all night.
Yeah, really? What?
Oh yeah, when's your stream at 12 am? Try and go sleep.
Cause you have something out there that gave you everything.
Yeah, that's ass!
What I would say is what you would have to do is you sleep there, but you have
streamers elsewhere. You just don't stream where you're sleeping.
I know Ron wants to stream.
What if we soundproofed all the rooms?
You'd have to have the delivery.
The role of the cat.
That's a fucking black belt.
That hand would make your room ugly. That's like painting your room.
Your username.
For example, last night I was screwed at this little shit on Valorant at 2am.
Yeah, yeah.
You can sleep in it.
You can sleep in it.
I mean, it's not like a loud battle, but if you're streaming streaming, you will hear it.
They don't wake you up.
Okay, I just, it's just for like research purposes.
Let's say Jason is right next to me,
and all of a sudden, you know, I'm put a little work in,
put a dirty little cap on the cheek,
so you don't hear matters, and not that.
Sorry.
You're like, when you say I'm doing a little work,
are you loud?
I'm just asking how, how, how, how,
I'm just asking how you're doing.
Ron, Ron, very nice to you.
Is Ron here today?
Yes, he's here today.
He's here today.
No.
He claims he does, but I don't know if he was possible because I wouldn't be doing that here.
Dan, are you going to be here long?
No, bro.
That'll stroke your ass.
I'm tripping.
In Earthquake?
What's the big for the master right now?
Well...
I mean, it seems to be only Jason is adapting to it.
Well, the thing is for that in the head it's just like we have a kind of production here
I have a production calls already. Where do I put my production?
Why don't we have to work out that you saw how many?
No, but dude, like if you like walk like like remember when we went to the basement
There was a free random attack. I got a thought you know
That's all he has is a bunch of toys though
No, but he's also grown as fuck, you know, he doesn't want the sponsors to be seen on the street
He's that big yes, I truly don't think it happened. You have to come get us everything bastard. Yeah
That's a game, bro
But there's also
Okay, but what if there was like I'm not trying to say too much but remember when when you when you go in yeah to the right
That yeah, but it's kind of it is but it could be it could be changing. I don't know maybe
Yeah
I feel like if I call him and ask him his day, we'll be ruined.
But there's so much space in that house for...
There's a lot of space and I think you would figure it out,
but I don't think everyone would be 100% happy.
What about Sylvester?
Having a life structure.
I think...
You mean, Jim, what do you want to start doing?
Sylvester's almost lost.
Everybody wants to grow.
It's not possible for us all to get our own fucking private sector.
I don't want...
That's not possible at the Bidmore.
That's the only fair way.
Sure, that's make my rent lower.
Go for it.
That would actually make your rent lower.
Go for it. Y'all can Bidmore all you fucking want.
Do it in my rent.
I'm not being like, okay.
I'm being like, 20 a month.
Do you know what it was to Bidmore?
Me personally?
I wish through my room if I had to.
Would I prefer not to do that?
Yes.
But I'll also take a room and stream.
Like me and the guy were already looking.
There's this one room that's like,
That's like, a way that I could wall off and make my change.
How often have that happened for you where Ron is streaming in his room really late in your transfer there?
Or do you kind of just need to go somewhere else to see what that happens?
Ron? That's a really, Ron does work.
He's streaming that late.
I know somebody, I know people who have a problem with me.
I stream, I stream, I'm live on a good amount of the time.
Also, I'm thinking about Silky's Tree Group would have to be away from where you guys
Because he's taking out two men, yeah
He's taking away as far as growing
Like any black people
I've been waking up early too, bro
I've been out of routine
And Silky's Tree Group would definitely have to be separate from where you guys are
All I know is
Like
BLB's got it, we gotta figure it out, bro
BLB?
The Bra-Long Boys
That's our fiction, the Bra-Long Boys
BLB?
The BLB's got to figure this shit out.
The BLB was...
The BLB, Bragaon was...
Bragaon was...
We don't throw shit up, we're just the Bragaon boys, everybody knows we don't got to throw it up.
We walk in a slide.
We got to throw some shit up.
The BLB was...
We couldn't throw up.
How do you throw up on me?
It's like...
You want to know where I first saw the Bragaon boys, was that?
You're calling.
I was following Twitter and someone from NMS just randomly said it was like a tweet.
It was like the broad-legged boy's got to figure this new house shit out.
And I was like, hold on, it's got to ring too.
My call, my call is, you know, it wasn't my own good-bye show, bro.
My call's good.
What's the other, what's the other?
Well, I mean, recently, the other day, it was that group chat, bro.
You just bought a fight stalker?
I just bought a fight peanuts.
But it's just a group chat, right?
Every majority is going to have a minority.
So even if you have an apple tree with a hundred beautiful apples, there's going to be two or three rotten apples in there.
Like you can't judge the whole aperture,
now you stop that.
Yeah, bro.
Tax.
Everybody has a call?
Yes, that's actually very true, bro.
Very true.
And if you see it, every streamer's called.
Exactly.
There's always, there's always those weirdos, do you know?
Yeah.
Look, the problem wasn't figured out.
Oh, my fucking god, bro.
What?
Oh, oh, oh, I gotta take his call.
I'll be right back.
Who's that?
Oh.
Who's Ellie?
Hey.
Maya, Rama said to switch your, your OBS to, you just won.
Okay.
Okay, right up?
Yeah.
Okay.
Who's Ellie?
She didn't even know that.
Oh, I didn't even post it or anything.
Fuck.
Is he even worth posting it?
No way, no.
No way.
Wait, I'm not.
Wait.
It says I hate them.
Oh, I'm going to save what they're missing in case.
Oh, but it's under my screen.
They asked me how I'm going to choose screen job.
Uh, I thought I was walking in yet, but I'm going to save some.
There's no way that they can't move.
Okay.
First ingest you said?
Yeah.
That's the VLB boys.
I kind of like the Brahma boys.
That's it, that's it.
It's actually not.
That's history.
It has history? It's where we all started?
It's where we all met?
So VLB adjacent in the wing?
It doesn't even got to be in the name, though.
Oh yeah, it doesn't.
Because you don't be like, you're not like,
clover boys.
Yeah, it doesn't even got to be in the name.
Like there's no point in chasing BLB! BLB bruh! No not the BBL boys!
The honest dog bruh. Yeah that was the BBL boys.
Oh it's not! The broad law boys is tough.
When we go out together in public as a group, people are not going to address us as the BLB boys.
No they're going to say the broad law boys.
Yo, VBL boys. Yeah, nah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's good though.
We're gonna make memes and jokes out of it and that's gonna fucking, that's pretty criminal.
No, but then we're fucking jester dude.
Bro, I'm already a jester, man.
We're not jesters.
We're not jesters.
When a game starts in 20 minutes, Jason, are you fucking ready?
Are you ready for the game?
I'm fucking ready, bro. I'm ready for Elliot to go crazy.
He is going crazy.
I'm crazy.
You're not kidding.
He's kidding.
He's kidding.
He's kidding.
Who's your better?
Michigan.
I'm better on you, Conn.
You're a hater.
You're better on you, Conn, bro.
You lost.
You're better on you.
You just lost.
W. Bork?
Well, Elliott, Elliott, you're better on you, Conn, right?
Michigan.
Michigan.
Okay.
I don't watch college ball.
I don't watch college ball.
I don't watch college ball.
I don't watch college ball.
Who's like a top draft pick in the college right now?
I feel like usually, like by now...
now AJ AJ loser loser yeah came boozers he's up there we don't have this is not
as weak role I should have seen a nice early like a game AJ solid the axle
solid oh a cuff is good too a cuffs gonna be tough personally there's really
It's good? Is there ice to the trap, don't you have?
A little bit. Is there?
Wait, why are y'all saying what?
It's good? It's such a great class.
Yes?
No, y'all are here where I'm saying, after like the top ten, it really just...
Like it drops off a lot.
Bro.
Is Elliot gonna get drafted? Yes.
Elliot's gonna be good at movie, I'm telling you.
I heard Manor night is pretty good too.
Should we get hot dogs?
Pretty games?
We could go to the store real quick and get some burgers if I want to grill them.
Oh no, that is not a bad shallots bro.
You could go get some burgers.
Have a little grill out for the game.
That's great shallots.
You could go right now real quick.
I'd say you want to drive.
You think you want me to drive?
Can I drive your car? It was the last one.
My car's on me at two seated though.
I don't even know John, I don't know, like the old days.
Okay, I mean I'm down to do that if you want.
We'll be quick.
We'll be quick.
Let's go.
Oh no, you're not having it.
No, no, no.
By the way, from now on, can you make sure your car is here when I come in?
So I can park as far away from you as possible?
I don't want to park anywhere near your car.
Anywhere in the back of lane of where you're backing out when I want to park anywhere.
Oh my god, I'm gonna shit one thing. I was a car. I know you saw at the new crib
There will never be
You guys left that at this house too. No, I know I saw
Coco's here yeah
In your room?
I had a walk in my room for the last three hours.
How long have I been in?
What the fuck?
Two and a half hours.
Oh, Darla said I parked far away.
That doesn't work.
You parked too close to, like, the right side.
I'm walking Jason here.
I was at the front of the space.
Bro, I was in a bad mood.
I was in a bad school game.
I got a mind of that.
And I took it out.
You know what's actually crazy?
If you meet the kind I want to one you probably won't.
I know.
It took him two hours to get some thought in my mind.
I had a perfect set up. I had a perfect set up for Mr. V. Sheik. For the last month I've been planning a seat in my toilet phone.
I'll be the accountant of Darquan 999. He's been posting super positive messages, being super grateful to come down the street after every stream.
I was gonna give the whole mil to the car like that, I was gonna fucking pop in that whole entire pool.
I really was.
Come on, let's go!
You're not driving.
You don't want to take a force to your little camera.
I don't want to take a force to your little camera.
Over here.
What?
What?
What?
Out of this!
This is the next second of the conference.
I'm wondering.
You know what?
I didn't pick my nose out much this stream.
Oh, Troy?
I'm going to be outside.
Hey, let's go with Troy, bro!
I'm on Troy.
Don't say that like me.
You.
Dry.
Caller.
Okay.
Yes?
We are cut later and we're more creepy.
That is not a bad shout, I mean, you can say that for...
Actually, tomorrow...
I don't want to unplug it to the people.
Yeah, you don't want to unplug it to the people.
I'll probably get three to eight minutes.
Two days to get three to one.
Yeah, I'll chat.
That's what I'm trying to do.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Wait, like, you can use strokes in the archer?
Like dragging on my wrist, on my head, on my legs.
NASA does an undisclosed ad on the stream.
Do you think they're running Macs ads?
Reed Wiseman and Jeremy Hansen will be up first to capture imagery and record audio on the portable computing devices.
You hear that's referred to as PCDs, while Victor and Christina serve as the support members.
I don't get it.
I don't get it, bro.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
You're saying the new telebottle was an undisclosed ad?
I mean, does it, though?
I mean, that rocket ship probably costs like a million fucking dollars.
Yeah, maybe the production in the green screen would cost a million dollars fake-ass rocket shit
What else can the coke go for?
Other she's fine. You guys act like she's in a fucking wild with a bunch of wolves
Where we see in your car?
Okay, we're literally gonna just have a service. I hope so
What I got to bring the backpack. I mean you don't have to but my leg. Okay. Oh, I'll wear that shit, man
to get a little black beat.
Whoa, what?
Get what?
Take a coke!
To pee?
Just take her out of the back, bro.
Wait a minute.
Let me drive.
You're not touching my car.
You are not getting anywhere near the wheel of my car.
I don't even know behind my keys, bro.
I got bad news, Jay.
Wait, they say I'm doing a backpack method right now.
I got a real bad news.
Are the keys in here?
Fuck!
It's a convertible down, bro.
Wait, I don't have my keys.
I got the keys.
Wait, John, can you get my keys from Drew?
No, Drew!
Can you get my keys?
Che, look how clean my car is.
Why does it smell like that?
Like what?
Like cake?
Like cake?
How the hell do I say all to one house one step away?
Like fucking hell!
I'm not it was on the house Wi-Fi I catch it in a backpack
Okay, lock the fucking man. Where are we back?
wait the games in seven minutes I thought it was at six
why?
you look like matter daddy
what's a matter daddy?
what?
it starts at six
is that your?
oh no
whose car is that?
whose car is that?
Who has a red sonata with the license plate 9WWF359?
Wait, is that your car?
No, bro, I have a Maybach.
I actually have no idea who's car that is.
I assumed it was a rental that you got because you were getting your Maybach fixed.
No, not Maybach right there.
W Oxford said he could get him out of the chair, please.
What does that mean?
It means, uh, white person, but he's a person.
But usually, like, white man, white woman, white man.
You feel me? This is what you're doing. Oh, no!
I'm not gonna hit it, but this is looking a little scary here, really.
I'm good on the both sides.
Uh, you should be going this side.
Okay.
This side, okay.
So you just blasted in that sponsor.
No, I didn't, bro.
Wait, that's a sponsor?
No, bro.
I know.
Why was she parked all the way in there?
Oh, I thought you meant like you got a car sponsor.
I don't know, that's like a fucking, you know, some other naps ball through the crack.
Is she the customer?
I don't fucking know who that is, man.
Chad, tell PBM that we're getting hamburgers and asking people, does he want anything from the store?
I'm asking people what's in there.
Does Max want anything specific from the store, like a steak or... or...
Well, it would have hit you if you let me drive, man.
No, no, it would have hit you if it had hit my car.
You're not wrong, let's sooner drive his car and hit it.
Because it's like, oh, sooner drive in cool cool cool.
You should drive on its car.
I did already.
He let me drive his GT3.
This is our cool car.
It's cool.
This car is shit.
It war off!
Cobb's coming.
Well, not again.
Settle on.
Did I beat J.C. in Valorant again?
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Just get your part of my it's a pick up max. It's a cool girl
tell max
Tell max cool, bro
Let me be out of here.
Fuck it, we'll go pick up Max.
I'm not gonna pick up Max.
I'm not standing in the back, though.
I caught shot.
Oh wait, you are petite Asian, though.
No, no, no, bro.
Game started?
No, bro, it's hard.
Bro, do you know why Drake won't answer my DM?
Uh, not you.
I sent him a voicemail and he hasn't answered.
You talking about Aubrey?
Yes, listen.
Yo Drake, it's Lacey here. I'm a huge fan of you man. You know I really love you in your music
But like apart from your music, I genuinely love you as a person
I really do think that you're one of the most attractive people in the world and
You're really cool and I think that you know
It's the way that you carry yourself and the way that you talk and the way that you make music is
Genuinely an inspiration to the world and I don't think anybody's doing it like you in the entire world
I think you're the best person to ever do it and
And basically I'm just hitting you up because I want to see him...
What?
I was two years and three years ago, he hasn't answered yet.
I said I'm at three years ago and he hasn't answered me.
I'ma lose control! I'ma lose control!
I'ma... I'll... I'll wear the backboard.
Do you put the convertible up?
No, I don't have anything in here to steal.
Okay, good.
Unless they want...
A bathing suit.
You ever got freaky in a scarf?
Is the sky blue?
In my seat or your seat?
Huh?
In one seat bro.
Fucking every seat.
I'm just kidding. I have it, I have it, I have it.
Yo, is the backpack method working?
Oh yeah.
So last time I was here they actually kicked me out because Michael got fired.
Oh my fucking backpack
No, it doesn't work for me it does no it doesn't because mine just yours nature it
like it like sits on the pecs mine it like indents what is the back I never
heard of a backpack method when I was in school when I was in school I would
only wear one strap because everybody would say that they could see my tits
through the straps.
Oh, that's nice.
What are we here for, Gary?
Oh, man.
Wait, let's get a car.
We got a little basket.
Okay, basket.
You want it?
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay, we're here to get meat.
We need burgers.
Are you going to start pooping?
What's that?
No, that's not it.
No, that's not it.
Okay, we're here to get meat.
We need burgers.
No, that's some WPS.
Ooh!
Obster?
Wait, you didn't even eat food anymore?
I'll have a few bites.
Oh my god.
Like, you don't, you can't, I don't think you're hungry.
Um, so the way it works for me at least, I don't know if it's for other people,
but I'll feel hunger, but then after like four bites, I'll be like stuffed.
Damn.
Yeah.
But, when I do get full, I make sure to, to, to overeat the protein on plate.
I
Sometimes like yesterday I got airwam and I got barbecue chicken and after half barbie chicken
I felt like it's like so full to the point where I was like I couldn't get another bite
No bro cuz half time 20 minute half time we gotta have burgers for the grill look I know the burgers are out
I'm a regular here
Burgers! Burgers!
Usually right here.
The burgers are always right here.
Pork sausage patties?
Maybe they're not right here.
They might be over here. Hold on.
I want to visit over here, maybe
Here we go around
Seventy seventy three percent lean yo, we're gonna get fucked up
Like fucked up wait, what about 80% leave 20% our air is that better?
85% lean that oh, I'm a lively bro. Hey, what do you mean lightly?
Doesn't make you drunk
Yes, like the healthiest I think horse we just go hey
I feel like drool right you to know it isn't enough. Okay. Okay, and what else do we need?
Wait, what it max law?
Gallon of water popcorn and
Wait, we need cheese to we need cheese and bunnies
He wants an ice cold gallon of water please tell me where we're gonna find that
Yeah, they don't sell that.
Not ice cream ones.
Where's the cheese?
I don't know.
Where is the cheese?
Just...
Can we pass it?
Almost right here.
Max's face.
Kibum!
Yo, what up?
Yo, what's going on bro? Kya Kya Kya baby. I'm not a lot of fucking camera man listen!
Wait, what about you?
Bro... Bro...
How far are you? You're close bro.
You look like a round the corner bro, round the corner if you have a bell right?
Yeah!
Yeah, round the corner is 20 minutes.
I know.
Whatcha want? Whatcha want?
Now let me just get a popcorn.
Elliot got popcorn for me!
Wait the game started?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bro stop larpying Max.
Stop...
Brother, I have 25 Pio in the game and I'm not watching it. Let's go get it in quick.
Yeah, bro, let's get it in quick.
The bottom corner should just place a snack on it.
Well, he got snatched at the career, but I got to go parkour.
All our snacks have bugs all over it.
Max wants his college basketball?
He grew up with Elliot.
Oh, shit.
Oh, we have no buns, bro.
What do you get buns?
How do we get zero buns?
Dude, Jason, you should drop a product.
Oh, what was your mom's product?
It should be, it should be.
Okay, you know how to have those little cups of ramen?
You should do cups of fa.
It's not a bad idea.
It's not a bad idea.
Imagine a one minute microwavable cup of fa.
That shit would make.
Yeah, they use this in like the gas, bro.
Cheetos, flaming hot popcorn,
throbbing it, throbbing it, throbbing it.
Holy shit.
7-2, Michigan?
Why do I look like that, girl?
Do I need water?
Say you want a water, right?
Yep.
Excuse me, sir.
Uh, where's the buns?
What's that?
Uh, hamburger buns.
I don't know.
Thank you so much.
You're in a way.
Look at what we did.
I
Really hope the game's not a blowout actually I kind of do I don't want to sweat
That's true
Personally not a big sesame see kind of guy bad this words is a is a
Bunch of no key to sassy one's kind of good
All right, we're good, right?
Yeah.
Oh, we need to get Max a gallon of water.
Oh, it's mad water at the crib.
There's no way.
But it's PBMs, do you guys?
OK.
OK.
My dad's the owner.
That's a lot.
I know the gallon of water's right here, I think.
That's vegetable oil.
Never mind the way.
The gallon of water's near here.
It's like right over here, I think.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
Pretty sure the gallon's of water.
Yo, we're out of midst of the whole game.
Coconut water.
You know, coconut water's good for you.
It deep-loads your face.
It does?
Yeah.
Which one?
It's going to need a little bit of deep-loading.
Oh.
Me.
This is the best one.
I bought a cocoa.
I thought I'm good at this stuff.
Coconut water with pulp.
Not a bad shot right here, huh?
Yeah.
That's why I've heard the island burrow.
I would like chiseled.
Actually, it's fine because I'm just starving.
Yeah, that's pretty well.
I don't see gallons of water.
Max, you're going to have to drink out of a water bottle.
It's Prince.
It's Prince of Prickley.
Look at his jeans.
It smells like shit.
It's just like...
Take me a good out there today, boys.
I quit alcohol.
Right corner.
Alright, back my seat up, bro.
Yeah, you're still working. Just get some trash out of those fun bags.
He's a dead man bro, I was going to hit the armored officer but he was dead man bro.
Have a good one Ashley. W Ashley man.
I have a VBL?
Nah, it's a BLB.
Ha ha.
Ha.
I'm not Eastern.
No, it's Eastern Monday.
Wait, are we actually picking Max up?
Do we have to?
We're gonna miss the game, dude.
Yukon's up by six.
Yukon up eight.
What was it?
Michigan just up ten?
How the fuck are they down eight now?
Yes.
Get him in here, bro.
All right.
What's up?
Is there a truck on this car?
Yeah.
Can I have your popcorn in your car?
Sure.
Yeah.
What the fuck? What is that?
I don't even know what's in here.
Ew.
Is that wine?
It's a little freaky in the back seat, eh?
What the...
What the...
Fucking dude, man.
I lose control, I lose control.
Ay-ya!
Let's get a taste of this, bro. Cheetos? Cheetos Mark Food.
Comp one.
Is it good? Let me get a little bite.
Not bad.
Instantly full, or?
9 4 miss again winning
Let's get up by 14, bro. They're not up by 14
Look at this big-ass munchin looking bloated already
Well, I don't have Max's address
He made a group chat.
That's him?
Yeah, one of his numbers saved.
He got new Nora.
Oh, he did?
That's why he didn't answer me.
Yeah, I have four max numbers saved on that book.
Oh, he's really close. Look at that.
Looking bloated might have to pull the trigger please bro, I'm dead, I'm dead asking to throw myself over.
Bro.
Maxwell, we're far away!
Well you know that I need you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, so I'm a little true
Yeah, I'm true, it's true, boy, true
Let's go, we're here!
True, true, my brother, they can smell of me
True, true, yeah, so I'm gonna get a pack of kisses for you
True, true, the power I'm swimming in, I got it in my ear
True, I made a fool out of me, so you can't get that up on my knee
True, true, so, so, that they want to start a legal truth
Yeah, true, true, set a hand right, I'm gonna get my true
hip, shoo, hip, shoo, the way he's stuck in a pill is wishy-washy
I feel like we got a timing with him walking along
there you go, all the way to the stream
there he's in front of the screen
it's like a beam slope
wait do I pull later, or do I just stay right here?
chat, tell Max we're outside
we're outside, bro
we gotta go, bro, to get the game, no way to 10-11, no way
tell him we're outside, bro
tell him we're outside, man
Oh
Good
She want to go
Don't we outside bro pbm we're here
The fuck is he doing
We were missing the whole first half!
Who fucking up my vibe, bro?
I got two, bro.
Take this away from me.
You need the whole bag before we even get to the crib.
I got two. Take this away from me.
Damn!
I'm going to have no time.
Why is he doing a dance segment?
Where's the camera going to go?
No, get this away from me.
Oh my God, we're actually missing the game.
We're actually sitting here fucking missing the game
He has a hammer man, bro
Well, what is he?
Videos unavailable
So on
I'll tell you what, is he coming?
I'll tell you what I mean.
Yo, what the fuck up?
Yaya's coming too?
Yo, hurry the fuck up!
We got no fucking room for ya! I got in a camera man!
He got my things on board.
Your arms put the squirrel on my screen!
He's drinking donhuyo!
He's getting drunk right now?
Flip.
Flip.
Come on Max!
two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two three
two one come out of the bed and slow down the two two two get the fuck out of here
Is that a?
What a, what a, what a?
Where's your camera?
Oh
How are y'all?
This is not gonna work
But you know what I've realized?
So you got another so you got another cameraman. I see oh
Not this morning camera man, bro. We missing a game right now. I know
You're not living in the stream you really a bitch
Are y'all getting the backer
Fuck it right fuck it mom. Yeah, don't make me look like no little
Does that have a we already dox on a school? Yeah
Oh my god, it's a tie game. How are we gonna do this?
It's like a little like a little like a little poolie poolie poolie. I don't know
Oh
Oh, yes, you're kidding.
All right, so should I just take my car?
No, wait.
You have a car!
Wait, Kate, you said no camera man,
and you pulled with a fucking camera man.
And then you knew the situation, bro.
All right, so look, hence, I'm going to yayao drive you
to my house when it's time to go.
And I'm just going to go in here.
You have to go in here.
All right, Magic, can you swap me to Magic
on the count of three, swap me to Lacey.
One, two, three.
All right, hence.
I don't know what to do, but...
You can lay, you can lay, you can lay!
Yeah, lay!
Lay flat!
I ain't laying flat!
You wanna hold this?
Oh yeah, I can actually take it like it is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I shouldn't hold that while you drop, bro.
All right, bro.
You can come and just go like this.
We good, you got me?
You got me.
I feel like, you know, I maybe leave this at your room.
No, no, no.
Pretty don't go anywhere for sure.
Come on, bro.
It's a festival.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, do I gotta reverse here, man?
Yo, check it out.
See me in Lazy Ship, man?
I can do this.
Let me know.
Yes, or no, do I got a reverse?
I would turn around here. It's easier to get down. Okay. I'm not going to lie, this shit is fire.
I'm not seeing this. When did you get this? Like
My seatbelt is definitely on. Oh, Michigan's down now. Nice.
It's because I'm not watching the game. Let me put on some shirt first.
Hey, who do you think went between him and the shape boxing?
I just saw that.
That's unconfirmed, but like, you know, she might be happening.
Bro, just go with Asian chef, dude.
Just play Asian chef.
Wait, who they want you to fight?
Who they see was here?
Asian chef.
Wait, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with the shape?
Uh, nothing.
That's a crazy first opponent, though.
You think so?
I think you got it, though.
No, the reason I say it's crazy is because he has a lot of experience.
I've got a lot of experience.
But you can do it.
You strong as a kid.
And you're the push-up king, instead.
Real sit-down.
Wait, have you push-up-faded max yet?
No, I don't want that.
That's 100.
Oh, fuck.
Bap yard.
I'm good.
Bap-a-fuck.
Bro, the nigga has unbreakable joints, bro.
Like, he can go for a little bit of a ride.
Yeah, what does it look like with your elbows
when you do it?
That's shit.
That's the real thing.
That's not cheating.
It's cheating, bro.
No, it's not, bro.
Slightly.
I heard that it actually makes it worse.
Google something.
Yukon is winning.
Oh, I cannot have them lose.
Oh my God.
You put money on it?
I have 25,000 on it Max.
Bro, it's on the game?
Hey, my question is like,
why would Joe have two there?
Because I won 50 on the last time.
Oh, no, I don't.
Now I'm not going to lie, bro.
You are the sports betting guy.
Oh yeah, I'm free in 16s and Mark Madness.
You want to win, you got to bet against him.
Bet against, Lace?
No.
Is the lacy curse still real? Yes or no?
No, it's not real.
No, it's not.
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
You are munching that popcorn down, dude!
I'm hungry, bro.
I'm gonna have shit today.
We have burgers!
Oh, yeah, I got burgers on.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be eating good, man.
Oh, look at that.
This ain't...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is cute.
What's up, Bob outside, man?
This ain't-
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
What the fuck about that side, man?
We gotta get back quick.
Look at that, missed the whole first half of the game.
You want to call it a walk?
No.
You want to call it a walk?
No, no, no.
No.
My Elliot playing in a shit, and we're in front of the same town.
Oh!
So I gotta support him, bro.
He's going crazy, right?
Yeah.
I'm not like-
I don't like the figures though, like I know Derrick Peterson, I know AJ.
I've been watching high school ball for the college, I've been watching high school ball for the college.
I felt like it was a way for me to know.
I've been watching high school ball for the college.
I'm going for your car.
Stop.
Oh wait, is that the pop-through you got?
Yes.
And you're in trouble.
What do you mean?
I'm playing the hot pop-through.
It was no.
I can't see!
You're screaming lacy out the window.
Now you can do that, go stay in for the orphanage.
Okay, I'll be back.
Wait, what are you doing for Coachella?
Are we all in the same room?
Okay, well they got it, they got it.
Yo, does this even work?
They got it, they got it.
Oh no.
I don't know where I'm staying, but I'm gonna be out there.
Y'all are walking around extreme.
No, they won't let us.
So what are y'all gonna do?
I'm gonna be there, enjoy it.
I won't vlog it.
I got some shit.
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to sneak my streaming. I'm a beater. I'm not no no no. Have you been the Coachella? No. You don't watch streamers. Why?
Want to watch my dookie dog purr shit. No, but we have a great strategy for this one.
Really?
Disease is lesser.
How do you get the backpack in though?
But this year you can't stream it because of the copyright shit.
Well, I'll say it like even to walking around versus a jazz bestie just go get high.
Go to get high?
Go get high with Darla.
Have a good time.
What are you about to do?
Have a good one?
Uh, I gotta do it.
I have some sponsors to sit out there, but I'mma have a good time.
I'm having a good time.
I'm having a hard time.
I don't know.
I have to drop it.
Damn, I didn't say I'm gonna have a hard time.
I did.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, who?
Huh?
Who?
Texmoy?
Nothing.
Mimi at the Westin' Uptown.
I want to be your best friend right now.
I got better than this one before you.
Oh my gosh!
Oh shit.
I don't know if it's really yellow or what, I don't know.
Not a lot.
It's a lot, man.
You don't feel it's bad, though.
You keep the whole bag.
I suppose I didn't eat too many gold.
Why is there just a guy walking across the street in the middle of the road?
This is power.
Chad, what's the score?
Please tell me we're not going to blow now.
Please.
Is it 20-minute halves?
Yeah.
Two 20-minute halves, then it's 20-minute halftime.
Okay, so 1.8, that's not bad.
1.8.
Chad, let's do it.
Wait, close game as long as you can.
Good.
Nah, I'm sensing a good game though.
Okay.
What you been on, bro?
Oh, I went to Kanye concert and he was there right now.
Oh yeah, you had fuckin' sweet spot.
I was in the sweet spot.
So you genuinely had ear buds on at a concert.
You were playing the Bob Ross's blues?
Are you like forming an autistic clip again?
I'm not explaining that.
Wait, were you actually listening to music?
There was a girl reason for me to have my headphones on.
No, no, no.
So give us the reason.
Give us the reason.
There was a good reason for me to have sex with you.
What's the reason?
Why?
What, you were listening to beats?
I was going on nigga!
On a school bus waiting.
Bro, trust me, I've got a good reason.
J.I. would never lie to you.
Your protection.
Coming through!
Holy fuck.
Wait they're saying it's because you're sensitive to sound.
Oh it's not fucking playing with me.
Oh that's not why?
Man check.
I'm in a rule one.
Um bro, uh maybe back now?
I'm in a rule one which you want me to do.
Well hello.
So...
I'm trying ma'am.
I'm sorry.
Come on brother, we're going to a one-on-one.
Brother it's a rule one.
I can't move.
I can't be the first person to move.
I can't be the first person to move.
Oh, you're with us.
Fuck.
Now, Lacey, you realize better for that.
You didn't get mixed up.
I can't be the first one.
I can't bring Rewind.
What the fuck is Rewind?
He said, bro, I can be shit.
He said, I wasn't gonna shit.
We're gonna throw up.
You're gonna throw up?
Go direct window, please.
That shit is nasty.
Hot Tito popcorn.
Mexican people are so interested in this.
It's not good, is it?
How's that Mexican, bro?
It's not even bad.
It's not even bad.
It's not even Mexican.
No, we gotta just be a loud snack.
You just got eaten this shit like, ah!
Yes, that's exactly what I was doing.
You put me around any snacks.
I swear, I just...
No, you don't.
What bird almost killed a bird?
You're fake fat now, bro.
You don't eat food.
Yes, I do.
Physically cannot anymore
Come on, we gotta get to the game
I
Could have just taken a seat down are you doing
Pansor does oh, that's right
That's right, huh?
Let me see hold on it check only got a big ass
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He hit a joke! Oh, how do you know?
Zippers on the ballet!
Zippers on the ASK! Oh, you put it on and zipped it up?
Is that how it works?
No. That's crazy.
Hey, walk it in like you own a place bro! What's up?
It's a ton of lego.
RIP THE LORS!
Y'all wanna watch it?
Y'all hide in that water and bro, who really is this to be I asked?
I got it. I got those.
Yeah, that's a good snack selection.
I'm not gonna eat it.
Wait, y'all want to watch it in here or in your room, Jack?
Up.
Right here.
Okay.
I'm gonna get you.
DROP!
Ask Gator.
He's the access.
He's the access.
He's the access.
60 switch boxes.
60 switch boxes.
60 switch boxes.
60 switch boxes.
60 switch boxes.
Yeah, we got hella snacks.
Yeah, we do, we do, we do.
Bro, since you switch my fucking shit.
Chat type one if y'all can see, let me know if y'all can see my shit.
Type one, type two if y'all want some bullshit.
One, take two with y'all on some bullshit.
Oh, one, look at it, I'm good, I'm good.
One, come on in.
All right, so watch what you're trying to get
for the schedule on the screen, you go, oh, oh, oh.
Wasn't that working?
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right, what is this?
That's my food from earlier, I ate.
Dude.
Please!
Oh, this better be a rip.
Oh, the points aren't going over it.
Oh, that's Elliott, that's Elliott in there.
That's him, bro.
Wow.
7.7 out of those 19 checkers.
That's what we fucking do.
Fuck as you're saying.
We do this shit.
It's late.
Take this shit home, bro.
Let's fucking go.
I
Check what's the line after points? This could get really bad
I
Soon as you start watching
All right, since all chat is here, bro, who um who y'all bought it for BBL what the fuck why they calling the new BBL
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm gonna be saying.
Who y'all got, though, y'all? I'm missing you, dude.
I got, hey, I got UConn, bro.
I got UConn.
Come on, come on.
AJ, play some UConn.
AJ?
AJ got eliminated in the fucking open center.
Great D!
That's the second violation! That's the eighth breath!
Oh, yeah.
Magnat.
Magnat, bro.
Hey, get Elliot back in there.
Nah, yeah, Niggas is doing shitty right now, not a lot.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You good?
I got snacks for you.
You got hot snacks?
And actually, you got big snacks?
Yeah.
Come on, you're not a lot.
We're a nigga, though.
We're a nigga.
Jason, no one player.
I was just reading the stream.
I know, I know, bro.
I know Elliot.
I know Elliot.
That's Bruno.
I see sauce killed
Where the hell do you see him?
I don't see sauce killed
That's uh, number 11
I made that fucking shot man
Ooh
Ooh, it's 24
Come on man
You gotta make that shit, bro
What the fuck? Number 5's a pump
Nah, he went home. He was funny as fuck
Bro, where's the bra's number?
Die on a fucking court!
It's terrible, I'm not gonna lie.
Hella snacks!
I got seaweed?
Oh, I fuck with seaweed.
I got seaweed if you know you seaweed balance.
Protein chips!
I got Himalayan salt hot corn.
You got your shit, guys.
I don't know if this is a sailor or not.
Oh, op-oh.
Oh!
No sail.
Okay.
Nah, this is gonna be a close game.
Yeah, it's gonna be a really good game.
It's funny when I said see me valid my whole chat is been on my ass your whole chat was saying w
Is this an Asian thing?
They said Max and Matt Asian for that
It's from the ocean
I always AC we grow back so maybe
Think about it sushi's always wrapped with seaweed
Truck down!
Hey, remember when you won on this stage, man?
Oh, look at the boy.
You're just like you do over here.
Wait, you did?
Oh, you're coming over here.
I told you so.
That's the hell.
You're going to start your day.
How much do you think you can do, man?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is this bastard being pushed to his bed?
Come on.
Making the wrong way here.
Sad times, bodily changes.
Come on, baby.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let me see her with the ball.
That's great.
Set my rocks.
Boy, you now know what we're going to do.
How are we looking at you?
Yeah, I'm the kid.
Yeah, how you not sweating your balls out?
You got 25,000.
I am.
Oh, what a gold sign, man.
What?
I said gold.
That's a block.
Are you really that to J. Sinko?
Yeah, who is playing post-op, man?
That's his game.
That's not my mob.
Yo, mob, can y'all make a better title?
Can y'all make a better title?
Thank you.
Chicken and waffle flavor chips is insane.
How does he find this moment?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not shit.
I don't know.
I don't know what he said.
He raised his dog.
I don't know.
Because of his experience, it's a couple of pictures.
You got a stomach touch yet?
Bro, he's thinking Jason was staring at me.
I was like, what can I add now?
I was thinking he was a weirdo, y'all.
What?
No, I'm not a stomach guy.
Yo, I'm not getting tattoos.
You're lying, bro.
Wait, that ass, though, would you go Jake Paulson?
No.
What's that?
No.
You would fuck me up.
No.
Would you go Jake Paulson?
I'm just going to leave him alone.
I don't know.
So what if he's knocked the safe?
No ass out this weekend?
Or knocked this weekend?
What happens?
I'm retiring if I win a rule.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
Oh my god.
Okay.
That's like in Steve's story.
That's not Eric.
Okay, 25-23.
What do you think is that?
40-48?
Why do I have that one, please?
Oh, Kat and then.
You did a stomach test.
Where do you go?
You did a stomach test?
Yeah.
I'm going to do my old body.
Damn, wait.
What about soon, bro?
What?
No, no more tests.
I'm getting three more soon
I'm getting a nobody in a six seven that's
Guess you wouldn't get a small six seven
$200,000
It was for like 50k subs
What we're getting I'm getting all right here. I'm gonna get it's a it's a pair of cards, and it's
I didn't even finish.
I'm going to say so much with Cheney, you got a chain?
No, no, yeah, it's just a-
Oh, no, I got a 6, 7 chain.
No, I see nothing on the coin.
Definitely don't send me that one again.
You got to do that.
Bro, how is that a bad tap?
It's a pair of cards and it's a pair of ace of spades.
And what is that thing for?
In ace of spades, in poker, is the best hand you can get dealt.
So I'm getting it to signify that I was given the best hand in life.
Come on, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, where do you get that?
You might have tattooed penis on your own, bro.
Brother, that is a good tack. That's a good tack.
Right, for peace of mind.
It's a, it's, you know, it's like a, you know, cards? How do you get like, pairs?
It's a pair of...
You're actually going to be sharing tattoo ideas.
It's a pair of ace of spades because ace of spades symbolizes that you're doing the best with the hand you are dealt.
That's good symbol.
You get your shit out of your chat.
No, I think about my shit because my tats actually mean something.
And then right here I'm getting a diamond.
I'm getting a diamond right here.
And the diamond is going to be cracked, but it's going to be shining through.
No, whatever you want to get, whatever you want to get, get it.
And then I'm going to get one more, hold on.
Right side of my freaking?
And then the third one I'm getting is going to be an hourglass.
Are you getting an hourglass?
Yeah.
Like you're just like, where are you getting these ideas from your poem?
No, I have like, I have like visions, not visions, but like, I just randomly
I'm not spucking my head, that's just what I'm getting at.
Well, you leave it all your tats off?
No.
Do you see my arms?
Howard?
Damn.
You got a lot, bro.
You got leg tats at all?
Yeah, when you got the ego.
Oh, so when you are naked, fully naked.
I'm gonna have to go make it soon because I want to get it. I want to get it.
What? Say you swear to God you're getting it.
This is a good ass game.
You need a five-star on your ass?
This is a good ass game.
Where is Elliot?
What?
Five-star?
Five-star ads
You caught us quick
That's our ass stop playing me
Listen that's our ass you can't do that like they be trying to be the Sims with my
If I get my store cat on my side, I can get your whole body tatted. Oh, you have to
So what's that I get on my shit though, okay
Yeah, but who's gonna see ass
What
The rule now, this is what they got you doing, brother?
This is what they got you doing.
You worried about the brother?
Oh, no.
You still with Mia?
Yeah, okay, what did he tell you about her?
Yeah, he pulls down.
over the hole is going to be inside the stars.
Is that it?
You've got to be investing.
I mean you're the one who had the hashtag idea at first.
That's not true.
I'm trying to do the OAC.
That's a foul.
We're not even paying attention to the game.
I'm paying attention to the game.
Because we have an interesting combo.
We went to L.E.O.L.E's mechanism.
Why is he not in the game?
Chad, is he hurt?
It's okay Chad, I'll never be in my room on the street, because my everybody attending
is Tio in this game.
Who means he's in foul trouble?
I don't like that.
I'm not good at this.
I'm not good at this.
I'm not good at this.
I'm not good at this.
I'm not good at this.
He's in foul trouble?
Oh my god. That's not good.
That's really bad.
Please make your free throws, bro.
Switch!
Wait, who's better between basketball and basketball?
I'm the best basketball player.
You're not going to ask that. He's lost to a couple.
Oh, why?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's the fuck?
What's the fuck?
My shot, man!
This is how it kills.
Man, look at Elliot, man!
Elliot, bro! Look at Yaxo Lindelberg.
Alright, get off the gate, bro.
At Day Moret.
Who the fuck are you?
Why driving in the back road?
Who?
Are you like that?
I like that. What a fucking pass, bro. Let's go, Michigan.
He's fully yellow. I should have done that, taking my shirt off,
pinning my body yellow.
What the heck are you laughing at?
I'm not laughing at you.
You're just laughing at me.
Offsig, that's not...
What?
Are you all serious?
What?
What?
I can't even hear it.
Oh, I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
Team Z is reporting that Offsig was shot near popular Florida casino.
I don't know, boys.
No, bro.
What?
Is that faith?
There's the bro.
Just get a prayer, Moji. Get one in the chat for off-set, man.
Where's that graph?
Is that real?
You don't get it, but this is a stupid idea.
Do you sort of hide where you came from?
Oh, yeah, it is.
Wait, go back.
Huh?
Oh, no, not.
Damn.
OK.
Damn.
Oh, he's good.
it was in the leg so a little bit more empathy yo you got fucking shot he almost
could have died
prayer everyone prayers for offset no stop no cuz I'm bad at certain
situation I'm bad at serious not seriously I hope he's gonna do it hope
He's good prayers for him. Hopefully it's nothing too serious
Can you turn him back on? Yeah, he's ads, bro
Dang it's just I'm bad and serious like I'm not trying to get clipped on an old weird shit, bro
Buckler, bro. I hope you did
Wait, click this?
Holy shit.
Damn, bro. Wait.
Lil' TJ and Offset Boat Shot in Miami at a hard rock casino.
That's fucking crazy.
Prayer shot at first.
Prayer shot.
Oh
She gets sticky bro. Is there any more details like are they good?
It says details still coming
Don't die!
I don't know if it's good.
Get back on it, get back on it!
I'm gonna get a present, man, let me get a present, man, hope they're all right, man.
They're all right, man.
They're all right.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Can you take a shot or something?
I don't want to read.
I see something, place.
Number zero with the bomb.
Number one with the shot.
Fuck put Elliot in the game
See what's it look like now
That's a mismatch. Oh that guy looks like
Come on get started. Oh this game's not going over
I
Come on, that's a little boy on you.
Oh, good move.
Oh my god!
It's just like room.
I think Yukon needs to play a 2-3 zone here.
We need to improve their interior defense.
You
That's break
Oh
Miss miss
I didn't believe him
Well it fuck right
Let's break opportunity and figure out anticipating the miss.
Showing the effort.
Max and Jason flirty, mad sexual tension.
Girl, like that.
There are literally three chats on this screen right now.
All my soap, three people said it.
This is Jack.
The tension.
Some serious tension.
Max and Jason's sexual tension.
Look at Jack.
Girl.
Hey, yo.
Oh, yeah.
High-ass taper this nigga got.
You about me?
No, bro.
What animation was that?
Bro, you good, man?
I'm stressing right now.
Huh?
I'm stressing.
25 bands is a lot.
You gonna split the pop?
No.
No, man.
Oh.
She's gonna raise my name.
Wait, did Ray send you any money?
Who?
Ray?
You know how about it?
It's Nindia Blandin.
Is there any money?
Yeah.
How much?
It's in that bag.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
Bro, bro.
You know that you won.
No, you know you need to send us our money, didn't you?
Oh my God, it's Michael!
Oh my God!
Are you even watching the same fucking game as me?
I mean, that's just a foul call.
Why are you even watching the same game?
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Fuck, dude.
Look at this.
Look at this.
It's not a foul.
What?
It is, it is.
Brother.
Any of them was mean, Dad.
You know the amount of upper body strength and sexiness it takes to be at a good level?
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, man.
It's a good game, like a half of it.
I'm with you, bro, but I keep eating these fucking serpents.
Can't you enjoy John, anybody?
John, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go, bro.
Yeah, so, how is this feeling out there?
We've played all 20 minutes.
Okay, well, fuck this.
Two more weeks left.
I can't make it any...
Oh, man.
We don't fuck a bum, bro.
I'm not gonna...
He's a good looking dude.
He's a good looking dude.
He's a good looking dude.
I have a really opportunity to take advantage of this tournament for this.
Hit him off the fucking floor.
Facts, you got some second half, man. Come on, we got this. We gonna win this game.
We gonna win this game.
Michigan up, wonder downwind.
Father down, they're up, they're up, they're up, they're up.
Michigan, man, good shit.
Infirmity, I know we taking this off of the home, bro.
Been on that, been on that, been supporting.
Been through all the thick and thin, game.
That ass, bro, so.
No, we don't got shade do it. Yeah
Come next
Shit, I just farted crazy
Holy coconut water coconut water
Max we got a salt and pepper oh
That's your shit
That's my coconut water, but you put you you bought pulp in coconut water
So bro in like a month
No
You are not that so we're the same right, bro. This is actually don't give you any boost
I'm just gonna go.
You got three excuse on me.
Nah, that's cap.
I promise you.
It doesn't lock.
It looks like that.
You, you, you.
Now stop asking children.
No, no, no.
Why are you bringing earguffs?
No, it's me.
You got it.
You got it.
You're streaming.
Balls, balls, balls.
Balls, W.
Ball in the TV.
Now let's put it in the burb.
Wait on the seasoning burb.
All right.
Did you actually have to put it in the burb?
Nah, no, no.
These white-nigger patties, bro.
You got it?
Bro, you're supposed to get grous.
I don't know.
All red-niggers know.
You get the ground beef and you fold you make it into a patty bro. Oh my god, you're great
Oh, I mean this shit should be solid though, but we don't know what's in that meat
Functional elbows
Why you just show is dick like a dick got your race
Bro, I'm too awesome kinky shit, bro
You was talking about being a tattoo on your ass
Bro, sometimes you got go full body on a game for sure
And it's like all right, bro. I shouldn't be no issue if I get a touch on my eyes
It should be high treated tattoo on my hand. No, it's completely because who's who you showing off your ass to?
Well, you don't got a we don't got to worry about that
Whoa, hey yo yo check niggas no guy asked it's like no
Weird though like you don't gotta be weird is it where if I touch my stomach? What if I touch my dick is that weird? Yes
I don't know
Prince cock
Prince cock, bro. That's not crazy, bro
I
Want rate above your dick that would be hard wait wait wait y'all think when people get dick tattoos
It they got to get hard and then they go
That's
This is not the combo this is
Getting tattoos on your ass all the sudden getting tattoos on your dick is a problem bro
But we asking if this shit got to be harder or not, bro. Do we really hear ourselves?
Okay, so you gotta get a tattoo once by after your dick as taller than me, bro
Why is he taller than us?
All right, so serious question on answer dick where if you had to get a tattoo
You have to get this tattoo
Get a tattoo prince. No, I'm not that's my own doing. I'm just asking yo I want to get a dick
Has to take up the whole thing
Nobody said all that you can get a cute little heart
Like a little star on my ass
That's about the team is in his home now look real sit though, bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro. You got it dead ass like
I
Better bro cuz I'm on your dick. It's like
Bro, you use that I'm not using my as besides
Tattoo on your dick your dick will probably use go ed hell. That's it probably make that shit harder
At least for me personally when I'm soft you wouldn't be able to see the tattoo
What are we bro? Let's make a burger bro. Holy shit
All right, bro. I show us show us the white man
Ah salt.
Nah, go crazy.
It looks like there's like white shit in here, like worms.
All right, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
You're going to have to do this shit.
I don't really feel like cooking, bro.
We should have just got like, like.
You got this.
You got this.
We should just order pizza or some shit, man.
Definitely.
I was going to order 100 pieces here.
No troll.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Someone's going to do it.
OK.
W. Lacey, man.
You're not playing the Michigan game?
Is it back on?
Nah.
Half time is like probably like 20 minutes.
This is not the Superbowl, bro.
Not a 20 minutes, oh shit.
It's the Superbowl.
You're, you don't know,
you don't know.
Yo, please stop covering my stream saying little TJ shot,
bro, prayers to little TJ, hope he is okay, bro.
Please stop.
One clip, when someone asks you,
like, they're suicidal, what should they do?
And you're like, don't die.
Was that what you said?
Now this house is nice as fuck.
I fuck with the trees.
I didn't know it was gonna be cool.
What was a good house to chug?
I don't know what he said.
That's bad.
I don't even know if this season is good or not, dude.
Why are we doing a Slayer segment?
Slayer.
What do you mean by that?
That's work.
Now that looks decent though.
What is that green shit?
I don't know, bro.
I don't even know if this grill works.
Burger case. Thanks for the sub
Question why you said why you seem like that, bro? Are you right?
Is that what that is? Oh, that should make you stronger. No, it's just comfortable
You got this one bro, go ahead. I'm not gonna like we're just gonna sit here and talk while you cook these burgers
Is that okay game? Oh my gosh. You gotta get some ass what burgers
No fucking actually yes
You wash your hands right?
Oh my god you do wash your hands
That's what I wanted to do
Well I dried them off all these guys
You gotta soft sissy hands bro
I put lotion on my face
I'm just kidding
Yeah bro
No I did wash my hands
I put it on my mom's life
Yeah
You really fried where we're so clear your boyfriend. He's sick. He said
What so he's not gonna say what's up the niggas? I don't know
Man, why are you not about to go to his room to sleep on his couch tonight?
Actually, I haven't not going
What I've been in a minute
I
Was here the other day, I just popped up in y'all
Fun fact if you Asian squat you'll have a longer life expectancy
That's I mean that makes sense y'all do
And have clear-eyed skin. I'm not how my parents live to 100 bro, so they can see my grandkids
Your ear is better fall out bro. No, I see
They don't come out.
Oh god.
They've been with you for years.
Bro, why is you inspecting?
You got big ears.
No, I got big ears in there pointing back.
No, they still look like cable there.
Yeah, I don't know if the burgers are going to be good or not, but fuck it.
W Lacey, bro.
I'm not expecting Smashburger out of this bitch.
Like real shit.
Lacey, what's the one I call your burger shit?
What we call it?
We're going to press it.
Lacey's burgers.
I got nothing but Max and Don Julio's calling your name.
Lacey's Licks.
Quit alcohol.
That's all your ass, Lacey.
Huh?
That's all your ass.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
What?
Lacey Licks.
Those are dollars?
Dollars?
These are mine.
So you got Lacey Licks.
Where I supposed to look, though?
Where should I?
Where I supposed to look?
Yeah, huh?
Yeah, I mean, it's like plaster there, no, but what were you thinking when you did that?
when you did that.
You didn't get this from me, yeah.
Jason has some too.
I got a pair too.
He's got a pair of Jason S.
I don't wear them though.
Oh, you got a weenie on your ass.
No, I got Jason on that.
No, I got Jason.
Yeah, Jason, yeah.
Do them rituals, yeah.
Oh, so it says the guy again going to fucking meetings
with a bunch of Jewish people.
What the race and ethnicity works, though?
Oh, I know, bro.
Oh, I fucking know.
Oh, I know.
Black boy, Max.
We're not going BLB on the ass, though.
BLB on the ass?
BLB on the um, oh well.
You said I don't see the problem with that real shit, bro.
Not gonna lie.
Oh, those buds, you did good, though.
I'm not gonna lie.
That ass, you did good.
He did get that, that's ketchup.
You're smart.
We need ketchup, dude.
Or barbecue.
Tee-tee.
Check for the sauce, work on it, work on it.
You're not gonna burn it.
I'm gonna get your phone, bro.
I'll be there, please, bro.
You just queued Niggas to call it by now.
You weak another one?
Bro.
Is there a new one?
No.
This is the new one.
Oh, you have two phones?
This is the one I leaked.
But it's been leaked for so long,
Niggas started signing me up for weird shit.
I was getting job applications here.
College and business.
I've been leasing since I was.
And they still have it?
Yeah.
Your chat has your number.
Yeah.
Nah.
We boys, now we're not puts, don't call me.
But that's not what it looks like, look.
But there's a setting you can turn off,
like all unknown set, like look, look at this shit.
Nah, I had that off, but these niggas find a way, bro.
And what I'll be making music on my Mac,
the calls still go through, so it's annoying.
Oh, look at my call log, bro.
Hold on, wait, I saw a couple names.
I'm not.
You've been tormented, bro.
You just farmed absolutely nothing, bro.
Wait, that's the edible?
No, it's the cookie.
You're lying.
That's edible.
Silk he made him.
I don't know how old that is.
Is it good?
I don't know, yeah.
I don't know how old it is.
Keep your sobriety, bro.
I don't know.
No, I've been not sober.
I thought I saw you post a story
on the day one quitting leave.
Yeah, I made him my 30 days.
I was doing 30 days.
So when's that time you smoldering?
No, that's not good, though.
Yeah, I know.
Her day is actually good.
What did you say when the last time I smoked
was morning.
Why?
That's for the rest of the day.
Is it good silk?
Wait, is this edible for him?
I think so.
Silk he made him.
You know selfie black guys not cooking if it's not weed in
the morning so it probably we'll see you check I've been
doing it. I've been doing it ever since your niggas.
It was bad. Oh my god.
No, that night I haven't took an edible sense because that's
it's hard to me. Listen, how old how old is Walsh?
Was he's like 45 Spencer great down the road moves can look at the cannabis butter we could really make some
No, no, not tonight not tonight another day, bro
I got some shit I gotta do
Training
I'm training bro
My god, bro, you're gonna read or get the stalkers back, huh?
The stalkers
Now I don't taste like it bro it tastes like
I
Not gonna taste it right taste regular. Oh, yeah
Don't get high no, but are they edible? Yes. Yeah, don't get high bro crazy animals to like 60 milligrams per cookie
Stop, bro. It's not silky. I had one. I just ate that it didn't taste like none of that
I know it doesn't taste like it's the can of butter
All right, stop
Now I'm telling you they say it's a month old
I don't know when they're from that normally mean like three days bro god damn y'all niggas running a whole dumpster in his big
That lazy about that shitty booty
I
My shit though, what should I get on my shit?
Those pants bro, I've been trying to get more in fashion man. I just show you my closet
God you had it
Hey
They have zippers so you on zippin right and then
Yes, I knew it. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa
The back is just be open
Raising bro, why
What the fuck never see zippers before no, but why do you zip in and know it is access your ass
The price when he bites you that's Prince
What bro niggas in easy access in my shit chill bro see why would you say that bro literally zip
your pants down and showed your ass to everybody.
I didn't even know it did that.
I didn't know I had that button, bro.
I promise you, my nigga, that's a new function, bro.
Let's get you verb again, about to come back on.
Wait, how long till halftime?
Uh, approximately like 10 minutes.
Ditty jeans, word.
Must be VVET, of course.
Everything VVETs need is.
You all gonna cop that shit when I drop?
Yeah.
Damn, no hesitation.
Are you crazy?
I'm gonna get a bot and bot the fucking drop
Oh
Send it like maybe I'll send maybe cause like a little of that package. Oh, yeah. He'll send me some show
I mean, I'm into I'm trying to get into fashion
Yeah
Wait, hold on, bro, stop tweeting.
You're going to lose weight.
Bro, he's actually going to lose weight, though.
Bro, I thought I was in a matrix.
Like I woke up, I started tweeting, then I woke up again.
I saw it.
No, but what happens is I tweet,
and I'm super serious in a moment about losing weight.
And I'm like in that mindset, like 3AM,
you know, like that 3AM motivation you're locked in.
And then I end up eating like a burger, popcorn,
and cotton candy.
And then it resets, and I have to do it again.
It's like you were the weed shade.
I want my 30 days go 30 days. No job. You three attempts on day
You had like 22 attempts
Triple joints you're literally a bodybuilder we never seen before
Every joint got double joints. You were like a crab with no shell
How did you come over there that's
crazy that's ugly as fuck Max
but you feel like Kim boo I wish I had a
little more ass my bill would be more
proportionate I'll hit legs two times a
week now these two squats we're gonna
BBL everybody get BBLs now bro I'm gonna get one
I didn't really get the skin the badges but
Congratulations on the BBL or she went she went baby BBL on them
The thing is though at least it's not like one of them like you'd like wanted to
Yeah, she don't got the Camara hand build at all for sure
It wouldn't fit like the Selena power build?
I don't even know what that is
Like what are you doing cat bro?
It's him bro
Why don't you just look at that?
Come on you police in her eyes
She went baby BBO on her, that's just smooth
Like she went baby those
Because now she could go back
and she really want to punk that motherfucker up
She could put more in there
You're telling me you can start with a little baby VVL?
And then add more!
And then if you want a little more asses, you can even take it out!
And add more, yo!
Girls, literally!
You can take it out?
They play they full shit on Barbie mode!
That ass!
You can do that all!
You can remove some too!
Man can do it too though.
Man can do it too.
You want to get your ass done?
No, baby, you can get VVL abs.
You can?
But that shit don't look too good.
You ever seen that once in a while?
Ever saw where they got the fake tan?
You seen the abs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When your BBLs look good under this clothes?
I don't know why you're asking me that.
Well, you've been in Miami for a while.
Assuming you got behind the table.
Oh yeah, I never got behind a BBL.
I know you've tried some BBL shit.
Oh, I know.
There's some BBLs that look wild.
You're feeling right.
Not always.
It's like a dentist.
And who does it?
A BBL would feel like a pet.
You know too, nigga.
I don't fucking know. I've never touched a BBL.
I guess.
All right, next to me, the cat, the cat bro.
Bro, why am I the cat saying?
You see, I see the life in it, wait, what they saying?
Nah, I'm not gonna do that.
No, say it, don't ask.
No, bro, because that was your past,
and I wouldn't want you bringing up my past.
Ah!
I see how it's going with those, I see what's happening.
You happy?
Not nothing, nothing, nothing.
We being cool, we being, from we keeping the shit cool.
We're not just about this real shit right now, man.
We're not just about this real shit.
We're not just about this real shit.
We're not just about this real shit.
We're not just about this real shit.
We're not just about this real shit.
I don't know if they're going to be good to these.
Go downstairs, Silky or Marvel Rivals with a chick right now.
All the way.
Wait, there was a red Sonata outside.
I don't know whose car he's in.
But red?
Yeah, should we go spy on them?
Let's give them a little more.
One minute until the game. Okay, back.
Damn, bro.
Should we look through the Sonata to see what, like, if it's like girl shit in there?
Wait, that's weird.
Yeah, man, I'm gonna shut the fuck down.
Gaines, I'm fucked!
Fuck you, we're gonna see if they're good.
Why are you wearing Michigan merchandise
if you're not from the city?
Get off my ass.
Fuck!
Like a bro, like a bro, like a bro.
Michigan bigas.
Woo!
Woo!
That was bad though.
Fuckin' off.
Max, beyond, is he care about this basketball game?
Yes, cause I'll leave it, otherwise no.
I care about it. Yeah
Why do you care about it?
I'm always going to call this ball off there.
What was your favorite team?
Duke.
I'm going to call it Blackhand.
He's in the lead.
I know, but he was on Duke and I was watching.
I don't know. I'm chatting. He's cool.
It's not toasting to Bump's crazy.
Is that crazy?
Damn.
Are you playing in a charity match?
in the charity match.
I am.
I knew you got to go out there.
Next week, no, two weeks?
Yeah, next week, next week.
It's a second half started, by the way.
Fuck, okay.
Oh, by the way, this was, bro.
Who am I against?
Bro, Jynxie, we should go against T-Banks.
T-Banks, don't rap, bro.
You're getting tired.
What?
Bro!
I tried to get him against Jynxie.
Jynxie, Jynxie didn't, he didn't want no parts.
He didn't want no parts of the wing.
He didn't want it!
He said it's not me. I said I don't know that I'm not done
I got too much ammo on me right now
Have the most in more than any nigga as much as me are you crazy
Yeah, I know it's just bad
All right, well you boxing this shit would you go against the shape the shape got a lot of
She's just like a fucking slut
That's fucked up
You fighting to say so how would this each other first would you would you go against to say or tea bags?
They say got no ammo what what he kissed fucking Selena power like
The patties little this shit on this bird
be honest. Cheers, man. It's the sauce that's throwing me off, dude.
Not that bad, bro.
Not that bad.
What?
What?
What?
You mean the whole thing?
No, this is not wrong, man.
No, no, no. The burger's definitely good.
Thank you, Jack, for real.
Just being part of this burger, bro.
Yeah.
Maybe less bun?
No, I definitely think we should go...
Watch the game, Jack.
I'm almost done with that motherfucker though, I'm not going to lie like I'm almost done
with this shit.
It's definitely a shit.
This shit tough.
This shit tough as hell.
What's going on over there?
Really?
Oh.
That's good.
Yeah, now that shit hitting the shit.
That shit hitting the shit.
That shit hitting the shit.
How many boys have I cooked so many?
One.
One.
One.
One.
I mean, boy, about cook.
So anyone.
Uh, perfect.
No, never mind.
Michigan's up though.
Michigan's up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Come on.
You have it.
Somebody game.
You have it somebody in
there you go please make
that shit too.
They didn't make a single three in the first half.
Of course when I bet the over like I can't.
What is your first time in the
world?
What is that trouble there?
3, 2, 1, 2, 3.
That's just a bad pass, bro.
Go, push it, push it, push it.
Push it.
He's sure of that shit.
Come on, bro.
That's a pass.
Chad, is there even a chance that it goes over 134 or not?
Huh?
Is there even a chance that it goes over 134?
134?
I'm not going to score.
I'm not going to score.
They would have to score.
They would have to score.
15 points.
Yeah, it's not happening.
The score is at 60.
Wait, wait.
134 minus.
Wait, no that's possible.
No, it's not.
134 minus
60 is equal to what?
90 seconds?
I'm gonna freak out no equal 70. What? Huh? I think I can do it for 35
Can I see a bloody god?
What's the live line out right now anybody would you I know? I'm not sure. I don't got no better
I don't know. I don't know no better. No one can score. No one can score
They need to get us in there, man.
These games are traditionally lower.
That ain't me just for 25.
Fuck, bro.
This is ass, bro.
Game.
Now, somebody got to turn up.
That was a rough start to the half, for sure.
That's past arts. I teased it down. I teased it down
That burger fire
The starting line was 144 I cheese it down to 134
well that's about an Elliott man
yeah Elliott packed them stacks
packed them stacks, there's some of me on no fucking Pac-Man match song Wars judge
ELECTRIC SCREAMING
ELECTRIC SONG WARS JURCH
oh yeah, yeah
fuck
Let's go. I think you can make it to the NBA. Yeah.
Just the burger's trash bro, you can say you can't have a burger.
Is he really that strong?
Ask the Lacey to see you.
No, no, no.
Lacey, that's what I had.
Lacey, you need to look for good.
We don't have any seasoning here.
I need to get this pressure down.
You and Sidney, we're going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
I mean, it's not. It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
I'm
a good game bro now you're not getting the 134 but yeah but it's a part of that oh my gosh Ellie
drunk on his nigga bro they can't put the fucking ball in the hoop this is disgusting
I'm telling y'all bro, you can't gotta play 2-3.
I'm gonna live it. Drive it in.
You know why niggas won't break them? Is that true?
A little leg.
Oh my gosh, here we go man, here we go, how much you put on the what's it going?
Yes!
Get him on, get him on though, get him on.
This is a little too bad.
No, no, no, here's what's going to happen, here's what needs to happen.
Calm down, brother.
Jesus, dude.
I'm looking at the OBS, and I see you trying not to laugh.
No, I wasn't even laughing though, bro.
I was just saying here, but I'm going to be honest though, bro.
But you just hit an admin.
You just hit an admin in the sentence.
That's crazy.
Wait, so here's my thing though, bro.
Why do you put the $25,000 on this shit?
Just to stress yourself out.
Because he gives me like a, like a um, you know why?
Because he has a pack draw deal and it gives him like a $500,000 from the money.
Sam, corrode it, huh?
No, no, no, no, no.
But a lot of money to bet?
Uh, no, no, no, I do have a sportsman deal.
But that basically the way it works is I get like a balance out of what I get paid a month to bet.
So like, I could just deposit to my bank, but I decide to put balls on the wall and I could lie.
But I am up an extra an extra
Yeah
Damn wait, what you know what Chahoo sport bet y'all sports bet and if you sports bet next question is
Are you in the green or are you in the right?
I'm in the right. I'm only bedded twice. I'm only bedded twice
Probably everybody's in a red house always
Everybody's paid money, I packed droop.
I lost a lot.
Red is funk.
I lost 100,000 off hand in sports.
You had a bad one.
I had a fool to learn.
I was in the red crazy till Vegas.
What happened to Vegas?
Well, I was down 60, and then I went back and I went up 8.
So you got 20.
Wait, wait a minute.
Now, Betty's low-key a skill, bro.
I'm good off that.
I gotta stay awake.
I was lacing curse ever a thing it's not okay. I'm okay. I'm gonna be on smart madness. I'm free for 15 picks
But it's not that bad if you think about I don't know
NBA playoffs I'm back though
Oh my god, I can't wait for NBA playoffs. I'm gonna make a run in the NBA playoffs. I'm gonna go 200 bands
What do you think's winning the finals?
Um
Lakers were
Loki
That's not bad
I'm trolling I just like
Because he's only
He's literally only 19.
That's your reason?
Yeah, he's only 19.
He's only 19, and he's dropping 50.
Youngest player in the history of NBA did not fit in.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And he's representing the Mavericks, Dallas,
all-in-one Mavericks?
Crazy?
Back to the game.
Oh, man, I'm dead.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Have you got a game?
This is my man.
Come on, please.
I need you calling to go on a little run here.
I'm not going to lie.
Let's see what he's looking like.
Yaxxel, let him go, buddy.
What a coke-eyes.
Pistons on the radio.
Pistons are looking good.
Okay, coming in, there's an army to legend.
Nice prequel there.
Mika needs a score here, bro.
Oh shit, solo balls and voucher move, Yukon's trash, how do they even make it this far?
I think this is interesting man, that's great D!
I saw the bet, yeah, yeah, true bro, let's make this the Yukon's cornering.
Oh my god, bro.
Where's that locker?
Oh yeah.
Is Michigan just that good this year where no one can compete?
I'm not gonna be able to
come on. Come on. Come on.
You gotta hit that. We're trying
to go lottery now. First round
man. You gotta make that
**** You gotta hit that.
You gotta hit that man. I
like this fast pace. I like
this a lot Michigan.
The block action.
Every time you think Michigan is going to be
the most ex-will, you con.
Number two brown.
You want to know what I wonder?
What would happen if, like, Michigan, the best team played
the worst team in the NBA?
The big issue.
Look at how it just fits.
For real?
Yes.
No doubt.
No doubt.
No doubt.
I mean, this thing is, that boy is big as hell, though.
I mean, it's just a bunch of tunnels in this game.
They said he's six mile?
Yeah.
Imagine me at 6'9", not making it to the lead.
Maybe at 4.
Don't get back inside the big 6'9", nigga.
What you do as a 6'9 person living in normal life?
That was gonna be a little deep.
Backward.
Nah, sorry.
Oh my God, that was...
Oh my God!
Yes!
Yes, please!
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
I need to get up behind Lacey.
We're six points behind.
13 minutes left.
I just need some, I need him to hit some three.
Shall we, the lady?
Nice.
Nice.
Again.
Put this thing in the fucking leaves, bro.
12 points.
So, I need 20 out, you mean?
World shit, bro.
Yeah, he was in foul trouble.
I need 20 out.
Elevate check.
World shit.
11.
Here we go.
This is not a good matchup. You call what are we doing?
Let's go!
Ah, man, man, man, man, man, man.
They suck.
You can't do that.
They did ask, you know, this actually makes me realize how much better the NBA players are than ours.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Get out of the way!
Let's go boys!
That's crazy man.
Let's go, Kendra.
Ball fake, that's Lee's boy.
That's Lee's.
Wow.
Wait, did you beat Elliot?
You know what we want?
No.
You know what we want?
You know what we want?
You know what we want?
You know what we want?
You know what we want?
What do you want?
I should be going.
No, no, no, man, man!
Wait, he was actually futriying.
Bro, I gave him that belt.
You beat Elliot?
Why the fuck are you even sitting next to us right now?
I'm not even a hooper.
I'm a tired.
That's actually interesting.
And you fight on some ball, man.
There's really a different universe where you're in the NBA.
Michigan.
And Michigan wanted me to play for them, though.
No, you got bro. I lost to Nelson. I lost it. I love Nelson. I just smoked down tired, but
I love you all because you won it out of that
Jay Cinco bro as a 5-6 post-court bro. He's 99 speed post-court
That's just annoying the bar until you try to guard that shit like it like I'm not wasting my time bro
How do we win bro? I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna be honest if you were a foot taller
And if I was like six inches taller and 50 pounds lighter, we probably both could go to the beach
I mean, but it's just the way the dice came out, I don't know.
No, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, you came out 5'6", you came out fat.
That's an interesting guy.
You just suck.
I just suck, man, I mean, I just suck.
That ass, you dudes just suck at sports.
I suck at life, man.
No, no, don't say that.
Don't say that.
I'm like, I'm put on this plane.
But like your elbows, like your elbows to everything,
boy, you just like, what the fuck is your bail?
No, I'm just chill, bro.
You don't suck in the hand, bro.
So you're a great guy, bro.
You're good at gesturing.
Why are they singing that?
That's what I'm calling the spring to forward,
just to be a plucky gesture.
Jason the gesture?
What did you lose to a rakaian, bro?
I just lose a lot of shit, bro.
Can I ask what the mindset was
when there was a million dollars on the line
you used to a rakaian basketball?
Oh, and every day I thought I could win.
Oh, wait, it was in the room, Mr. Beast of it?
Yeah.
Imagine a million in the line,
you got one million rakaian.
No, but the thing is, I was straight off the island.
Ah, that's fair, that's fair.
That's a valid excuse, but I thought I had stamina.
I thought I had stamina, but after the first possession.
Did you even get the ball?
Yeah.
You didn't even try to put him in a post or anything?
I did, but he's dragging out like this.
Wait, this means you can call him fouls?
Yeah, you can call him fouls, but.
No, I'm not an asshole.
I'm not, no.
I'm beyond, that's probably the best thing he's at,
in general they on his ashrine not twitter right yeah I mean they're more
than on his ass they're calling him all the time yeah like a lot better I'm
confused they were putting chicken recipes in the house confused I wear
They're putting chicken recipes, they're putting animal emojis.
Yeah, three were caught, man.
I mean, he's free.
He's done.
He did turn the volume up a little.
Yeah, he's so tough.
He's a carry.
Yeah, look, look, look.
Chad, just think it.
There's no way you're not getting trapped in that, right?
What's Elliott draft projection?
Do we got one?
15 points, five and nine.
I think he's gonna say another year.
Oh, yes.
Right Jack Elliot won't won't declare for the job yet, will he?
Please
Fuck
really worked my heart and crack and start going so like this
that's shit oh yeah
they called that a foul
what that's all ball ref come on bro it's all ball bro
man that's all ball
and
tater boss
Oh, no.
Elliot!
Get up!
What's up, man?
I can't take the shots!
I'm gonna get suggested again.
No worries, bro.
No worries, bro.
I'm just talking about some burgers.
Bro, you make it to the World Show, bro.
This game is not going over.
Elliot!
Nice.
Now, you found his low key asset.
You found it nice, didn't you?
So I thought you found it better than they were.
Not for long.
What's the matter with you?
maybe girls
this is just sad
No right now
you gotta work on tonight?
Yeah
alright
what the fuck were we working on?
I ain't for real
How long y'all think I don't stream for?
Like, what's y'all streamer, like, uh?
Uh, probably like, till I'm like, like, 28 or some shit.
Watch when you.
That's a most sort of family.
Oh!
You got any candidates?
Huh?
You got any candidates?
Not yet, bro.
Like, you talking about women or you, like,
potential married, like?
Nah, nah, man.
I'm not yet, bro.
So right now, the world end today.
Like, who would you marry?
Are you, like, are you a target?
Were you wrong?
Are you a target?
I don't have any of them, bros.
Who is you married to?
If the world didn't know you were married to, darling.
That's the answer.
And don't have a fucking girl for me, huh?
Yeah, y'all can't.
It's definitely different.
Not me?
Who are you?
Yeah, the world's like, who's you married to?
He's me, right?
Bro, you gotta answer.
I gotta answer.
I don't have a fucking answer.
I'm not going to say my answer on a swing.
I'm not alive.
What was that?
No, I'm just saying if I had to.
I'm not going to say that answer.
Who's B.B.?
You know, B.B. Tricks.
Is that who?
I know how you should have cuffed that out, bro.
You're the trigger.
That is a not how I like her.
That's my friend.
Oh, she put you in the friend zone.
Yep, she did, I guess so.
That's my friend.
Yeah.
Yeah, you love her, that's my friend.
But you didn't stand there that whole shit.
Nah, I doubt he's saying that shit.
I know that nigga's cuffed.
Yeah, he cuffed.
Yeah, he could lie.
I don't know for sure but
Bro, did he got a poster? Or the story?
Bro, why do you think a dad doesn't stream anymore?
Yeah, when was the last time a dad streamed?
They streamed like two days ago, it was like a one hour stream
And they had a wedding stream before that
It's been a minute
Now I don't think a dad's tough, bro
Wait, is it that woman with you?
Yeah, that's cool
Well, you don't know, bro
There's an extra space too
Where's the house at?
the house. We can't say, but like it's really, you know, there's a lot of extra space.
It's a lot of gas. Yeah, there's a lot of extra room, extra stream room, gas house,
more than that. Yeah, yeah. Too much money.
That's hard.
I'm gonna be out there.
Be out there.
Chat. We going on.
Good boy. Yeah. I know I'm there.
And what's up?
They want what's up?
Monster reveal.
I'm gonna call it.
Call the house.
Brahma, where are you?
Where you work, shepherd?
No, we work, shepherd.
I mean, shit, that's a sentimental need.
Why are you in the brahma movie?
I'm not saddening you. I'm not going on.
Wait a minute, we're doing a household party.
You gotta pull up.
No, definitely pull up.
Oh, that's on my birthday, yo.
You doing a birthday party?
I wanna watch.
Wait, when's your birthday?
May 9th.
That's how we learned. Now that one last year was fun though.
Here we go.
It's like they're not even trying to score.
They don't even want to win.
Number five, post-scoring left hand lay-out.
Mike Chad, you can't even want to win?
Errr.
I told Elliot.
Six-two.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you like?
Two, six more.
Oh no.
Actually, six, three.
It's a frostbite.
We got right back up though, bro.
Respect.
That shit definitely looked like an urban, though.
Yeah.
Yo, they can't make a shot!
I think I'm buying a bucket.
Not the rest!
Attack of the rest!
This is a delicious start fighting game.
This is fucked up. This is soft-knocked food.
Back in my day, they were strapping right there.
This is fucked up.
Look at the cheerleaders, though.
This isn't even right.
They're happy.
like Mullins bar you're not going to the league bro this is the last time
you ever prove yourself you're over forth and fucking breathe you suck
oh I'm not gonna be here
I got rolling out
but what day is it?
Friday?
he's a top 20 pig?
you gotta go to the next thing though
Yeah, it's time to get out of here.
Oh my...
What?
Why?
I'm gonna tear your motherfucking legs, you bum!
Well, why did something happen to you, bro?
They're just trying to get drafted, bro.
What the fuck?
I'm just not a mood anymore.
Oh my, I can't even have a school day.
I don't win.
No, I don't.
The game has to go over 133 points for me to win.
Oh, it has to do both of them?
Yes.
I know, if you know what I'm saying, but this is what I understand is I keep the lowest
points possible and be safe.
And then it just turns into a fucking hall of faith.
They're missing!
They're missing!
Why look at fucking floaters?
I
Know you got let's see something there
I just miss everything.
Oh, yeah, big boy.
Oh, good luck.
You know what funny?
Well, it wasn't last time I saw the school, man.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, man, that was a good life.
That's great, man.
Good life, Jack. Good life.
It's everything.
Seven point game.
Michigan should have ran off with this.
They sold.
They were missing so much.
Yeah, what's the live line for total points?
What is that shot?
What is that fucking shot?
Boys, sit that big ass down.
You already lost your bet.
It's not going to 134 though.
So now it's just a matter of are you going to be a double loser?
But a double loser making one or two L's making one.
What's up, man?
I can see you.
Yeah, Reddit.
There's already a lot of us.
No, your data is already on film.
No, it's not the lab lines.
It's one...
128 on Ice.
I don't even know what is
the economy.
Come on, man.
You go.
We'll see something.
What is Reddit, Rage?
Come on. Let's get some, let's get the ball a little bit here.
Okay.
Okay.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
OK. Maybe overtime.
Shut up.
OK. Michigan with the law.
Yeah.
Nice.
Good.
Long time. What's that? You know right there? They're putting this out. That's not a bad show
Right here. We're doing in mind. I don't know
What is going to go for I have a different one
Well, I want the yard is one boss. Can you switch it? Oh
My god, I just got fucking pride
Okay
Okay, all you got to do is like how how like contempt and you got sledgehammer
Yo, it's on a fast leg. Yeah, but are you okay with the fact that we're baseball batter 95.6
7%
It's not there's still a chance the live lines at I don't know what is it? It's a
That burger was shit.
It's at 128?
I'm not gonna do that.
It is.
Whoa!
It's okay bro, it's just a matter daddy.
We get an old.
Yeah.
You turn 22 this year?
22.
that's kind of you turn 23 wow are you 23 right that's crazy so it's like we
are you know but we all met like 19 it's like well shit but we gotta go for
the next 20 years though I don't fucking know I can't make a future I know I
think 10 years I know I know day by day but like do y'all want to be on
like some like silky timing. Hell no. Y'all want to be like 28, 29 going to Miami at night?
Silky leave at 20, that's a fuck mo. Hell no shit no. I'll never kill you.
Definitely fucking not. If I'm 28 still streaming.
Like 28 going to Miami for spring break? Streaming on your odds?
Yeah, just please attend me to haunt myself.
Silky started yelling at me last night about GTA Gold Play.
That's just like that.
Hey, look, no silk, you got a new server, though.
That's true.
That's tough.
The server is tough.
The server is fire.
In a world of rages and so much.
So I know you're 30 years old.
Because everyone talk about 30 as that's their time,
it's time for you to walk in.
No, 30, yeah.
Like 30, hopefully by then I'll have a family.
Yeah, what does your life look like at 30?
Maybe transition to another year.
Oh, we, 30 years old.
I'm hoping that I have a family.
You're still going to be stringing them, right?
Yeah, but I'm going to be doing more gaming stuff.
Like just desktop gaming.
Also tend to chat, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll probably string every once in a while,
but I'll transition to maybe a clothing brand or something.
OK.
Fashion.
You want a fashion?
Better transition at some time.
Well, what inspired a clothing brand?
Yeah
Would y'all ever start y'all
A little bit
Which is insane
It's just crazy, man.
Take them off of the home.
You've gone in the second half, but they're not making
the freebies like they did in the first half of the season.
I just can't believe they're playing here.
Come on, Ellie, you're seven minutes left to up our drive
stop.
Come on.
Put your arms up, boy.
Oh, it's on, Ellie.
Oh, my god.
I'm off of the maneuver.
Holy shit.
Oh, my god.
It's me.
That's not you, bro.
You're good, bro.
Yeah, look, he's doing it well.
Take it off, man.
In the conversation, the fact that I told you this game,
you're going to prevent these two ball courts
from going through the first game of the year.
You have a really long time on this team.
I'm going to stretch.
You've got to review that.
Are we done?
Let's take a break.
Let's take a break.
We're talking about race.
I don't even know.
You can't, I mean.
You need to miscreate.
I mean, it's just, I feel like I lost hope already
at this point.
I feel like it's not going over.
I feel like it's not.
I'm not even going to get mad.
I'm just going to lose weight.
What do you mean?
Well, I'm going to be in some action.
So I just made the same weight.
How much you win?
Like one-shut-and-five.
Yeah, but you're already ripped.
I'm definitely not.
He's a...
Don't take your shirt off.
You're probably not the person to ask for this.
You're like a, you're a class top.
Oh my God.
You are a low key.
I'm Coachella ready.
You got your pit picked out?
Or is that some sister shit?
I got my pit picked out.
I'm going in naked no shirt, jeans, bandana.
This is what you do in your free time?
I have a lot of free time now, man.
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh my gosh!
Well, you're not wearing a shirt to Coachella.
Should I?
I should go shirtless to Coachella.
Sometimes we don't always got to listen to our chats, man.
I
Like the free throws let's keep falling
You're face did actually get
not my hair.
72 to 67 is the final
watch.
No, that's not fucking happening. I can't believe I just let you
like be back. You don't think it's any of that high? Bro, you're my friend, bro. Holy
shit. I said quick ass release. You just can't. Now, they're hungry though.
No, you know what? Oh my god.
No, you can't.
We'll see.
I'm not going to lie.
You're the time where I thought you were the best.
Who the best nine?
Hello, man.
I haven't hooked against Monk.
I got a 30 this week.
You think you'd be bothering the 1v1?
I think I could be anybody if I actually tried.
Now you lost a JCK, though.
Now how many times I beat you, though?
Remember that run you had, and then you
lost the cash nasty, and you lost everything, girl?
Nah, cash definitely reset my turbo boost,
or whatever that should know.
Not turbo boost.
Let's go, should go.
Take over.
Take over, baby.
Oh, anti-level, though.
Maybe they postcored, bro.
So that's a trick to that.
Missy, man.
I don't do go-it-dash-you.
I never do the face-girds.
Let me see some.
Yeah, bro.
OK.
Who got that, man?
Only what I bet on over could the team go over 11.3.
Eh.
I know a lot of this happened.
They say, Chats lost a clover from, fuck that, bro.
It's worse for you, they should have.
He did, man.
He made that shit too.
Man, you could just see me going in, bro.
Yeah.
So why are you cheering for the other team?
Because you just have to score.
I need them footballers.
Come on.
Damn boys, we are the fucking gamer hands.
Little bit.
I mean, you caught, I mean, you caught a catch up a little bit.
I hate to say it.
That's not high, nigga.
Ever.
That shit was not a editable.
I don't, I don't feel that shit.
No, I'm not going to lie, I didn't like it good enough.
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go like, I'm dead.
I'm not gonna say that.
See any between me and you?
Huh?
Like, no way, you should know this one.
I can't look in a good mood.
Hello?
Bro, this white, this big man white polar bro body thing
you just said.
I ain't white properly got up
and I had to see Lacey on pink pants on ass walk away.
I had to imagine this nigga like, no bullshit.
Bro, that's the type of shit you get in a nightmare.
Interesting things happen.
Bro shit it.
That's his crib bro, you know what I'm saying?
What?
Fuck your brother.
Fuck your brother.
Oh, that's part of the master.
I got the master, bro.
I got to get a master.
You gotta see my closet bro, you gotta rip my closet.
Why do you keep seeing that?
Because I've been up in my clothes, I'm deadass gonna get into fashion.
All right, what's up?
You trying to walk in my underwear or something?
I already did.
Woo!
Pop in, hell yeah, they had your head out there looking like God damn God.
Shit.
No, I mean you did walk that bitch though.
You walked that shit, and you walk in the same shit, you walked with Bruce
No, not Marlon.
Just Bruce.
Yeah.
Not only three niggas, I know.
It's perfect.
And y'all got to give them a big clap.
I know, bro.
The Marlon, the Spell and Beat Champion, and the Netflix star.
Oh, you got a lot of people there.
You got a lot of people there.
I got a lot of action.
I'm about to be a boxer.
And you're not going to want to hear this.
But you technically have the greatest...
No, no, I'm not happy.
You were part of the greatest Twitch streamer couple.
I'm out of control. I got this nigga my rush more. No bullshit. No
Then I'm telling y'all right now. Here's my Mount Rushmore. No bullshit granny though. Y'all was real life, too
But I got Jake. I got jacuz I got
I'm not gonna I gotta go eat it pay me because they the OG's about a lot
I got to go and then I gotta go she wasn't a streamer by my county though. We gotta go Bruce
Bro, it's just like a the iconic
Like they don't last the whole life
And then we gotta go love
one that is still together there. No, I mean single and all I have in the streamer baby though.
They gotta be up there, bro. Streamer baby is fucking crazy, man. Crazy.
No, I'm excited for that. You gonna be in a wedding? Bro, we got match, bro.
What are we wearing? Wedding? I don't know. You gotta make it by yourself again, bro.
For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Why the fuck did I do that? No, but look, though, I'm gonna be so honest.
I didn't know only that daddy was supposed to wear Burberry. I thought it was all the guys.
No, I can't believe I wore a Burberry Tugofa.
I wore Burberry Tugofa.
So you maybe got yourself too, fuck it.
I did, but you had the whole fucking big band in it.
In the shoes?
I didn't know Burberry had fucking shoes like that.
I was fucked up.
Somebody in Lacey Chat said Darcy.
You think Darcy top board?
Be off.
All right, Lacey Jacket.
Lacey not here right now.
Y'all really think Lacey Darle up all-time string
couples?
Fuck y'all, nigga.
I'm not.
What the fuck?
Now look, they all talk like they made it.
Like they're good real life relationships,
but three couples, no way, no way.
No way.
No way.
No matter how loved they are.
I think they're gonna get married, though.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, make a pair.
I'm going to love. Come on bro. Come on man. Yeah, I need to do white. Come on.
Why are you laughing? We got at least in the chat bro. We just have a converse.
I
Don't think I got a whole time stream coming
Okay, but none of my shit was those was all my friends. So it's got it's gotta be real. It's gotta be real
Hey
Oh, my God.
Okay, it's at 111 right now.
This could go over, no?
Let it go again.
There's four minutes left, but that didn't work.
Four minutes?
This half, 20 minutes total half,
started at 70 points total.
We're now at 110, 17 minutes.
Do the math, my man.
Okay, you don't think, you don't think,
hear me out.
You don't think they could score 22 points between both teams in four minutes.
Come on.
No.
No, it's only 22 points.
22 points.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Right?
But Michigan, not Michigan.
They're playing like night and road.
They're both like backscoring right now.
Oh, they got us forward.
We talked about us forward a lot.
And then Michigan are not going to pass you.
Especially if the game gets a little close and there's fouls at the end.
Let me just say, a simple access to my ass.
I can't believe you said that.
I know you're never wearing those again.
I've actually worn them hella.
I've actually worn these probably like,
you know those George's you had
where they had like the depth of their face
on the, on the, on the cross area?
What?
Bro, the George's, the George's you had
where it's like you had like,
on the cross area it was like white,
it looked like a diaper or something shit, remember?
Oh my God.
You know, you have to raise actually those bills.
Yep.
Yep.
I see some stock, I see.
Yo, my face was...
You had it in the news too?
You had it in the...
Your fart doesn't even smell.
That's it, now.
Asia's first, don't smell, huh?
No, my shit smells.
It's just like sometimes it varies.
And then I shake to it.
Not bad.
Oh!
Shoot me, father, shoot me, father.
They'll ask you.
I have a feeling, y'all.
When you guys are far under,
like you don't play, you don't smell it.
You're doing a lot of weird shit, brother.
Me too.
Me too.
I don't know exactly what you're gonna say.
You be laying in bed,
take your two fingers,
push your butt over here, and smell it.
No?
That's not what you, okay?
I don't hear anything.
He keeps leaving.
We all do that.
We all do that.
I don't know why we're acting like we don't all do that.
Only if you're alone, though.
The twist and pull I used to be.
Yeah, I see.
Can we smell?
I never did smell.
Why do we smell?
Now, what I do different, not what I randomly just start,
Paul has taken whatever you want.
I saw it.
Shagley.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what the fuck?
My body just getting tweaked, like, no.
What are you talking about, old bro?
Oh, no, girl, I had no wish.
Like, look where body you?
For all part of my body.
And I'd be like, hey, I'm really shaking my shit right now.
No cat.
How do you do that, man?
I don't know, bro.
That's strange.
Music just make you want to move your body. Yeah, but shake ass
Y'all shake ass to me
That is
I love getting high, bro.
I heard Bob Bob.
You're a troll.
I swear to God.
I heard Bob.
I'm out of you.
Yeah, you're a man.
All right, if you love getting high,
let me get you.
Oh, no, you got so much.
Yeah, I got a train, bro.
See, you gotta shake it, bro.
Don't know what you're doing, bro.
What are you doing?
No, I'm a troll.
I do that too, no more.
If you high and shadow,
if you get a one,
if you sober, let me get a two.
If you're just happy to be a last three,
if you want to die four,
five or two. Don't kill it.
Seven point game, but I'm not
a lot of forward. That made me
sad though. Don't kill yourself.
That's all that's mean.
If you kill yourself, how you
don't continue to watch these
wonderful Jason and we lacy
himself in Blackboy Max streams.
Bro, bro, see it, bro.
Can't do that. Stay with us.
I'm a DG7, and you've been invited to my show to come with me today to go here on the
Iconic Ocean Step, tell me you live here?
No, it's in the office.
It's been an hour since I've been here.
I'm on the plane, look at my head, it's like a phone.
Look at it, it's like a phone.
It's like a phone.
Yeah, it's in the office.
Bro, are you sure?
Do y'all normally look at champ, but you're shit like this?
Yeah, yeah.
Holy shit.
You don't like that?
Fuck.
I like to see it text.
That's how you up that draft spot nigger, let's fucking go.
I mean, he's used, bro.
Oh, man, you're not coaching.
Matt is sick.
Never see anything like this.
Never see anything like this.
Back to talk about Elliott.
That's not who's going to happen.
He's over.
It's a foul rough.
Elliott, looking at facilitator.
Oh, wow.
That would be great.
Have him up, man.
He looks like John Merant and Duke Bezos combined,
What's going on here?
Damn, man.
Why the long face?
We're going to be aight, bro. 25,000.
25,000 ain't shit to you, bro.
That ain't shit to you. That's nothing to you, bro.
Numbers are very similar to what we had at North Carolina.
It's been a while.
Nothing is funny. The tight line is there.
Like y'all think that's just funny.
Come on, please Yukon, get something going here.
Bro, it's not even a whole game anymore.
It could be, you never know what could happen.
It could be, they screw you here, maybe.
Come on, bro.
Come on now, hold on a minute!
Clark's taking it!
Oh, shit.
Hold on, you mind what you're doing?
Come on, this could be a crazy finisher.
That was the momentum show.
My god.
Oh my god.
Big Adam Gigger.
How many late ups did you come to the mix?
Maybe a shoulder.
Free ball.
He made that.
That's the dagger.
That's the dagger.
What's the point that what's the point that what's the point that
Overgo
No, you still got shit in it.
Bro, this shit is really hot.
It's hot in here, bro.
Why is this shit frying?
Animal?
Yes.
But I'm chilling, though.
Bro, I'm gonna get high with you, bro.
I'm not high.
Can we get high altogether?
Bro, that's not even your body.
That's it.
Come on, buddy.
That's not your body, J.
Ew.
Bro, that's fine, though.
That's fine.
It's fine for it to not be your body.
No, I don't smoke often, but I smoke.
sometimes. Sometimes, sometimes
depends who you are.
Oh my god. I never. Why did I
just put it on? What is wrong?
I never hot box to make that.
No, you don't have to tell me
that. No, I'm waiting. I'm going
I've never been in a hot box if
we make a baby.
Huh?
Nigga, let's cook.
Oh, bro.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm done.
Chad, who says no, though?
I've never hopped off the Mayback.
Oh, God.
Dude.
Why are we taking our time down?
What are we doing, bro?
Pull up in the villa, yeah!
Oh, hell no. Oh, fuck no.
This is embarrassing, man.
This is bad, bro.
You come, bro. You put on a shitty-ass percentage.
Do they do, like, an MVP for the college?
Yeah, yeah, they do.
Do chat
This a Pokemon segment what that mean
Now they said that in your chat
Now, but you know how you be having inside jokes with your stream
I was really trying.
I don't know what that means.
Now.
Okay, we got a foul here, bro.
It's over, bro.
Now, that's getting better now.
You're not going to foul try to win the game, you good?
No.
He didn't even mean to foul.
It's over, bro.
I'm out of face founders, Nilly.
Bro, we did it!
Bro, I gotta see the point of view, bro.
I would know I should have pulled up to this one, bro.
My bad coach, I shouldn't have missed all of them tactics, bro.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Silas Dary Jr.
The junior from Raleigh, New York, Arizona, has bowed down.
What's going on, bro?
What's up, bro?
Bro, white niggas love betting, bro.
Why do you gotta love that in bro?
Oh, fuck, oh, it's the line, it's the line that I hit today?
Oh, fuck God, I can't believe I'm waiting tonight.
I gotta fight.
Y'all need to be doing this shit every game and no missing, bro.
Never miss, ever.
Like it's gotta be addiction, bro.
You're cooked.
But fine, you gonna get that 25,000 back, bro.
Oh my God.
Yeah, bro, let's do it 24 hours.
Oh my gosh, it's not even over yet.
It's not even over yet.
A three ball here and it's not even over.
They got a shoot quick here, bro.
Who's not playing hero ball here?
Three ball.
I guess he's a top 20 pick.
the top 20 pic in what fucking universe is Mullins going top 20? I've seen a
missed head voice in the biggest game of his life.
Okay, hold on a minute, they got a foul,
there's a chance here, keep fouling maybe?
Are they going to foul?
He's going to get fouled, he's strong with the ball, he's the keeper.
You saw the mark with the comeback against you, but today you never said that.
You caused the foul, ref.
He's watching me.
He really turns up.
And it is a time-position arrow, not a two-fishing.
What a great ref right there.
It's a travel.
Ref, call it.
Can they challenge in college or no?
He can foul traditionally to step through.
He's going for Michigan, he can't.
No, I'm not, I need the points.
I need the points.
I don't need Michigan anymore.
They already won.
No, they didn't know, yeah, they already won.
Well, how far, wait, you can do it?
Oh, I can't, Max.
They say you six points away.
I'll go for you, man.
It's not, but I'll score three points in a minute,
something like that, bro.
It'll be interesting.
Oh, hey, Mike, hey, Mike, are you back this morning?
I believe it is, I believe it is.
No, Chad is not six points. It's eight. It's eight.
It's eight points. I'm a fucking, I'm a crumb.
I'm a literal crumb.
I got you.
I'm a pig.
You are, you are. Got that right.
Got that right, man.
Got that fucking right.
How far is it off?
Eight points.
It's 50 seconds.
I will need them to foul Michigan.
They make both free throws.
UConn makes a three, they foul a game.
If eight points is scored, UConn won the game.
Not necessarily.
Yes, that's the only situation eight times.
So, is it possible?
Wait, can they re-look at that and call that a travel?
Wait, so they're not with eye?
They're not with eye?
Also the rest just suck, nice.
Foul!
Shit, bullshit. Straight bullshit.
Wait, what is Michigan doing?
I don't know.
Come on, Ellie, go get that ball. We used to practice.
They just turned it over.
Hey, Hilltop was practicing.
They just turned it over.
What do you got?
Come on, bro.
Wait, Yukon gets a three here?
No, he worked on us in A.U.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Can Yukon score here or no?
He was ready to work his action.
The official stopper
will not pass the entry cross.
And this is where I'm going to see the lazy cross out.
The panel.
You're not going to cross out.
You're not going to do it.
I found the cross.
Maybe you call to get a three ball here.
Mullins, three ball. That's deep though.
Never.
Wait a minute, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, wait a minute, oh fuck, oh we got a game, bro,
oh shit, what the fuck, how'd that shit go in?
Bro, I feel on my life, bro.
Every fucking college basketball game's got sliders on it, I swear to God.
College basketball is actually one of the tell-tale songs we live with simulation. I swear. Yeah, I swear
They literally cheese this shit. They called it a two. It makes no sense
Gee
I don't know
I have some, this is T8 books right here,
Bones on the terrier, and, well, you still got chance?
They just got a game here, win the game.
No, no, no, the fatbomb tell you what they need,
they need to foul Michigan quick.
Two corner, four and three corner for solo.
It's a three, it's a three, it's a three,
it's a three, I can see it, look.
I'm not gonna lie chat, what's with my hand?
That's a three, that's a three.
That's a three, that's a three.
I'll call down.
It's a three, but a shot, 15, and still,
You can't spell it.
Amazing that your entire season can come down
to fundamentalism, whether or not you can trigger the ball
and then you can play a track, right?
You can't send it.
I said two and you see it's a three.
They can't.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Okay, so five more points I need.
Just five points.
Five points, please.
I said I let it go. I don't care. I love it. I don't care.
What's your hair when I start looking like that? Yeah, I got to promise me I don't save you out there.
You don't have that one, huh?
No, you see that ref?
Like yours?
Why the fuck would you say that, sir?
Hell, man.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Got a refill.
Oh, that's what I was looking for.
What are we doing, bro?
No, we didn't miss the free throw.
No, we're about to lose us to miss free throws.
You're fucking Trump!
Ohhhh!
You called your own score!
Let's take this moment to check.
You're a fucking from you're a fucking from missin bullfreet throws
Why are you taking your good old sweet jolly time?
You better score nigga he shot that
Is this nigga shitty, but
Now he forgot that he forgot to ship before the game
You forgot his shit before the game chat fuck all that nigga, but no, I'm not a lie
How do you miss a bull three does it such a bad shot? Wow?
They actually had a chance to make it three and get and bring this and tie this game off
You go back
Yeah, don't do it though, bro. Don't do it. You paid a lot of money for the setup here about a fucking setup
You're not on that though, you sweet though.
I'm calling Katla, you know I'm late though.
He got really a crash out there.
You're not going to shout.
You're not going to shout.
It's not even, oh it's a play great.
That's a play great.
Free throw, two free throws, it's free free throw,
it's a play great.
This is it.
This monitor, there's another one in case I want to.
I don't care, I don't care, it's not over.
30 seconds left, okay.
Okay, two free throws, you call makes a quick three,
That's five points.
What's your name?
Oh!
Oh, not Archie's and Archie's and Archie's.
They're Cheezing, they're Cheezing, they're Cheezing.
So on a challenge, how many do you need?
Wait.
No, the Yukon appeal.
Oh, there's 30.
Wait, Yukon's appealing for a stop to the action.
Oh!
No, there's no.
Oh, you don't think it was to be initial?
Now, that's not anything in his face.
Can they do that or are they just trying to call Bruce here?
Like a Hail Mary.
That's what Dan saw initially.
I've never seen that before.
Siphyrus in the dome, I suppose.
Well, now that that's been attacked and found right there,
what should they do to him?
What could he do, man?
I don't know.
He's got to know.
He doesn't fuck about this game, bro.
Did you use that?
You got to.
We already punished him.
We did.
If he would have just made the two free throws, if he would have just made the two free throws,
Am I about to lose 25K to 1.0?
So what it had to be?
134.5, I had the over.
What do you have right now?
It's gotta be at 133.
No, it's gonna be a 1-3 team.
So you need two quicks.
They just got a score real quick. You're good.
Three points, three points.
I need you to come and make a three call. Time out!
Why do vets always...
CALL THE TIME OUT!
There you are.
Hold on, bro.
No, you have a chance.
No time out, they gotta get a quick score here.
Oh my god, you got it, Lacey.
Fuck off, Lacey.
What the fuck?!
Do you want me to stand over here?
Yes.
OK.
What do you already do leave the stream okay?
Fuck, he can't see him.
He can't see him.
I think you're gonna see him.
Fuck, he's right.
He's right there, you need to see his pants.
I lost $1,000 also, I'm not gonna lie, this fuckin' dude couldn't get a rebound.
W.A.S.M.R.
Here we got your grocery.
I'm going to see you now, GG.
I'm gonna go fuck with you.
Shh, I only want one.
I'm gonna go fuck with you.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna go fuck with you.
What?
What?
What?
What?
I don't even know how this shit is possible.
If the starting line was at 144.5,
I dropped it 10 points to 134.5 to be safe.
It was a minus 460 odds play.
And it doesn't... I'm just... there's something wrong with me.
There's something wrong with me.
Noooo.
I just bought some toys.
No, you all right, bro?
I'm good, bro.
Game.
It's just a basketball game.
Dude!
Dude, it's just a game!
It's just a game!
It's just a game, bro.
What the fuck is that?
It's just a game.
It's the club that you hit your monitor with.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Your monitor.
Are you choked up?
Oh, the redden plug pulled up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's okay though, bro.
What's just happened, bro?
Damn!
What?
What you gonna do with this?
Come on, do anything, bro.
I'm doing it.
Yo, come on, bro.
You sure, though?
I'm not like a threat.
Come on, bro.
Do I look like a fucking threat to you?
Yes.
I look like a threat.
Yeah.
Fuck, bro.
Like, what's going on, bro?
I'm fine.
You're gonna air it.
Can I get the raid at least?
My ending, bro.
Everything fine?
I'm fine.
Bro everything fine. I'm yes. I'm good
Three four sixteen during the whole March man, this happens, right?
Not only my loser I'm a fat loser. I need to stop eating food. You got a military cut. I'm ugly
I got nothing going for me. You know, you know, I like you know what I should do. She'll walk up to the roof and I should jump
Oh, that's not you're right Jason
Pay me. That's what I'm gonna do. Jay. That's what you want
I don't know why
as a Max Groucher.
I don't think you guys really understand that.
Bro, Max Groucher's got to be in a strictly fat naked.
Do you guys really understand it?
Grab me and I'll just have you.
That's actually true.
I've never seen a V for the Max Crack.
Nick has never seen that before though.
You're seeing it right now.
That's crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I do.
I'm a fool.
I don't know shit.
I'm a good ghost.
So, hey, we...
I don't know shit though. We had to...
Like, this was very fun.
I appreciate the invite.
I appreciate the invite.
Like, this was a great game.
It was amazing.
And it's all because...
You guys didn't realize what just happened.
Like, actually, do you even realize it?
They just came over like 30 minutes ago
Take it easy dude. I'm fine. I'm a man. I'm just like I'm easy
I'm asking if y'all realize what happened y'all realize the line started at 145 I
Bought 10 points down at a moment. What are you gonna do about it, bro?
I can't even do it.
No, come on, come on!
That's what you do.
Bro, no, Lacey, no!
No, Lacey, chill. Don't be mad, bro.
I'm not mad, bro.
What are you doing?
I'm not even mad, bro.
I'm not even mad, bro.
Bro, you retired your parents, dude. Life is good.
What are you doing?
He got his brother a car.
Yeah, she's getting sent back to the dealership now.
Wow.
All right, so you said much about it, sorry.
I'm about to end, bro.
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's true.
Hey, what's it called, bro?
Make sure you, if you need it, I heard there's a new rain feature.
Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
How you guys doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you guys doing?
Well, who's that?
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
The chairman of the...
All right.
I mean, he's still got audio.
I got it.
Well, Ron, switch the ingest to desktop.
I'm going to go on.
Why the desktop?
I'll show you if you're in the industry.
Let's talk.
I'm down with you.
You know?
This could do it.
You said what? Two days?
This week. This week.
Sometimes this week.
We could do it tomorrow or the day after.
I bet. The day after.
I don't want to do the disc ones.
They just keep like, back and out.
They just go back and out.
So I'm gonna see if I, if not,
and we can do that.
Let's do it, bro. Let's do it.
Let's smoke in the box.
What day?
Day after tomorrow.
What's the first time you've been able to
raise your boy?
I have no longer lovers.
No longer lovers free than his penis right now, bro.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, yo.
Wait, what you wanna do?
Let me bro.
You got a few shrivels on the head?
That's the one that you should do.
If you need a set, you just do what I said.
I want you to just probably do one.
Alright, I'm gonna see you, I'll do one.
If you want to play tonight, 45 years of your career is better for a colleague.
You need more chance to play.
Fuckin' settle.
Why do I continue to chase your bets like they're gonna hate me?
In the past four days, I've lost $5.5,000 because of you.
Yo, he lost his hat and burnt.
Not this often, though.
Not this often.
You breathe in 16.
You know what I am, a mixture of the NFL playoffs
and March Madness?
I'm like five for 26.
No, I'm with the other one, yeah.
Listen.
I don't know where to share it.
Like, where is this coming from within you, though?
What do you mean?
Like, there's something in your heart
that makes you keep making distorted life decisions
at such a consistent, confident basis.
Just the observation.
I don't know.
NBA playoffs, NBA playoffs is soon.
If we're going in the wrong direction,
you're double it now.
I think we need to test what we can do.
You think I'm going in the wrong direction?
You're always just like, we're seeing you here like,
I mean, okay, so you're in a positive old bedding,
correct?
You're in the positive?
No.
Why don't you be so little, bro?
What do you mean?
Like you got to, like, I felt your chill little,
like baby's seeing I'm not a mega joe,
but like, yo shit, man, like,
I'm sorry, bedding.
Bro, let's just focus on a new hobby, bro.
It's not hobby, it's investing.
I'm not, you think I'm betting, I'm sports betting, but I'm investing, it's investing.
Think about it, if we miss you.
If you call me here one more time, that's an investing.
You have a sixty-seven.
There's a lot of different things we can do here, bro.
A lot of different things.
One, working out.
You have said you want to lose this way.
You have told Twitter this seven times.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right. It's time. You're right. It's time.
Where's my boss at?
Where's my boss?
Where's my boss?
You're a dead-ass right, Max.
You are a dead-ass right, Max.
They're on the right, Keithy.
I'm not allowed. I'm proud of you making this adjustment as fast over.
Hey, make it the way, bro.
No, you're late, Max.
No, you're late.
L.A. got MVP.
Ah!
Ah!
Let's go!
What's a six?
Like Bernie, and you know you get bored of this, Bernie.
There's no way you don't get bored of this.
No lacing.
No lacing.
It's time to make a change.
You had to do a gut shot though?
You bet.
I'm the major team.
Damn me up.
It's time, Max.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm gonna block you.
Why?
After this one.
Wait.
This shit has popped up on my shit too many times, bro.
I don't think I did right.
The first time they say pig.
Wait, scroll down.
What?
Scroll down one.
Oh, shit.
Now you dare.
What?
I thought I saw something I didn't know about.
Bro, god damn!
Yo!
What happened?
Look how many tweets there are in a week.
Why you?
Just tell you they can change you.
You better go.
Boxing changed.
You doing a great take.
You didn't think about it.
Fuck some shit.
Fuck some shit, man.
Bro, this nigga, bro.
There's not no god damn box of shit, bro.
That is not a boxing thing. Oh shit. Yo, what the fuck?
I'm not gonna lie. These niggas are slow.
Yeah, yeah, is that not a crazy Austrian day?
Wait, you gotta...
Man, get your set ass up, bro.
What? Another slide, please?
Alright, get on your head.
Oh, that's Yaga.
Yaga? Oh, that's Yaga.
You got a bad one?
Definitely not.
You had athletes for it, right?
What's that?
So probably.
Did you ever use a cyrate to jim?
Keep it a buck.
No.
So you ain't never a cyrate to jim?
You ain't never got balls big in a cyrate to jim?
No, I never even took my shirt off of the locker room.
You're cat.
No, they were just going to be funny and call me fat.
They called me lord ass.
No, I'm not talking to...
They called me Saddy Tits.
They make the pig noises that link in me.
They were literally looking me and laughing me.
And then I just never took my shirt off again after that.
I would always do the method where I'd put the shirt on my head.
I'd put it under my shirt and then I'd basically put a shirt on before I took my shirt off.
Well, it's changed his life, bro. It's time, game.
I'm just going to let you know.
Not right now.
Not right now.
Wait, I don't know. What's wrong with right now, though?
It's time. Long day.
Ah, that makes sense.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, sometimes days be long, and long be days.
I mean, shit, like, maybe, like, tomorrow morning?
Okay, okay, okay, what's on the door?
Oh, yeah, I gotta bring us on tomorrow.
We could do...
Wait, so when were you planning on starting this journey?
Today starts...
So this is the first one?
Like right now, I don't know, like where though?
Like where do you watch him?
He'd say at the clock.
Yeah, he'd say...
it's it was Easter and shit you know how the holidays they close down it's
Monday yeah but it was it's Easter Monday
that's it we can start the car okay if that happened tonight we smoke weed to
celebrate I'm down for that you found me now I could get some help for sure
for sure okay I still keep probably has weed now yeah I'm thinking we bro we
Probably she cooked baked cookies and shit too.
Like weed cookies?
Yeah.
But we got to get can of butter.
Unless we still have some, I don't know if we'll put the whole can of butter in.
I don't know if you knew, but 7-Eleven doing this thing right now where you could bring
containers to 7-Eleven and get like a fill.
Like if you bring a glass and hold it, you can fill it up with the slurpee.
No, you can't.
There's your gift.
I'm dead ass.
Put that up.
I'm a fishery cleaner.
Rob?
First of all, what?
I'm not allowed to.
All of that was a fucking lie.
You fat, stupid, large, built body piece.
Yo, we ain't never gonna change to here, bro.
That's the fucking spot.
Wait, sir.
We're never gonna change to here, bro.
Wait, you guys, 7-Eleven's not actually good.
More on that.
Is 7-Eleven doing a special?
Huh?
Is 7-Eleven doing a special where you can fill anything that starts with your mouth?
On 7-Eleven?
That would be July.
No, no, no. So, 7-Eleven, they give away a free service.
I'm a slurpy kind of fool.
Why'd you lie about that?
Why'd you lie about that?
Hold on. Wait, he was sick, though?
I've got to find out.
I'll see you soon.
Just let me know.
What are you doing behind me, bro?
I need a black mold in our fucking events.
Maybe not.
Excuse me.
See? See?
I heard you were going to the Nile Fest.
That's what Twitter said.
What else do we fucking do about it?
You guys sit in the fucking house all day?
Why don't you just put a set up in there?
We have so many extra rooms.
Not to lie. It's not a bad idea, Max.
Chad, I should get a set up at the house.
Oh, that's Chad. You don't even think I'm doing it.
Oh.
You don't want to put it in there?
You don't have to live in it.
Yeah, I got to move it in.
What's the hurt though?
You see, it's a house on the beach.
Is that real diamonds?
Yeah, I got to test this, though.
Is that a good luck?
I don't know who made it.
I hope you don't have to go to the arts house so much money I can get.
You always been smart out of your nigga, real shit.
Where you about to go?
I just got back.
I remember.
I want your ballad out until you check out the house again.
Is there a ballad in here?
Well, it's like...
I like to...
It's like 30 minutes to go.
Damn, boy.
That was lit. That was lit. Now that's lit. That's lit.
Max, think about it.
You know, like...
I think about it.
I think about it.
He was at the Chrome Arts House making music.
I was like, what's up, crab?
Hey, that's not a crab.
Yeah, they were chillin'.
Nah, I lied, man.
I saw that.
What else are you doing, bro?
You just chillin' at the house.
I need to be bored of you.
Nah, bro, like, you very late.
When I was about to go,
I need to wash party with neckies, though.
I couldn't just do that.
But I was like, you know, I'm gonna lose my job.
I had to.
You know, there's been a lot of goons,
or if you wanted to, you couldn't stand.
I'm a bitch.
I'm a bitch.
I'm a bitch.
I don't even do that bad, if you don't know.
I'm getting broke.
Let's go, let's go.
Right, get back.
Get the fuck off.
Just paint the board big.
Oh.
I mean shit, that sound like the door.
Oh, we can be pink.
Hey, this time, this time we won't let the comms get to us,
bro.
Oh.
Hey, time is up.
This time, we don't got no one besides us.
You know what I mean.
Bro.
Bro, you're cute, bro.
I even brought my stomach virtue.
Why is he a moderate, bro?
Max Pumstrick is a mystery.
He definitely fucking not, man.
If you want me to, I can, Megan.
Oh, no, he's not.
Sissy, that's the one.
That's the one, Megan.
Fuck you, you see.
He got mad because he didn't win his $25,000.
You really baited me.
He told me he said it was his money.
Why would you do that?
Fuck it, bro!
Hey, bro!
Come on, bro.
Tell me I wouldn't have been a sick idea.
So, the rocket ship?
No.
There's a rocket ship outside, I swear.
I put it in the group chat.
What'd it do?
Shot over the house.
What are you looking at, bro? I can't tell if you're looking at me or someone else's eyes or just fucking said the second one.
Wastel, what do you guys want? I don't have trouble with it.
I don't know, I'm gone. I'm either gone to New Jersey.
Really? Do you guys want any more?
I told you I weren't. I like to use it.
I don't know, but I found out it came straight in.
Why are you guys zippers on your butt?
Hold on.
No! Max, please don't break that!
Look at this shit, love you.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, it's in there.
I'm going to put it on.
Look at this.
Yeah, I'm going to put it on.
Put it on.
Put it on.
Put it on.
That is a bargain.
I should have definitely gone this way.
You should have.
I was just going to put it on.
Oh.
You should try.
Is it a bottle of soup that I'm going to?
It's interesting.
There it is.
You got a piece of yet.
Remember last time you destroyed that ship?
Hm?
Destroyed his uh...
Oh, you got very good.
There's a little bit of it.
But you're still a wood.
Oh, I'm going to crash it.
That's the stuff man.
I've got a lot of them.
Three seconds.
You're going to fuck the Demogorgon?
Fuck!
Hey, bro.
They're blue and shit.
They're crazy.
They're black, white, and red.
Bro!
You didn't do that, man.
Oh, what do you say, guys?
He's got a black star on his ass.
No, I don't know what I'm doing on my blue knees,
dude.
You didn't ask that.
You just want me to get in the hole.
I don't know how to do that.
But you should put like, put like, Ron's hole, put an arrow according to your
ass right now.
Where does neither have a man yo that is definitely not happening bro niggas is not claiming my
iPhone oh I only wonder what's the code to but now I'm gonna get that and I'm gonna get
dictate I'm gonna sign my shit prints that's about what you got your hands
that's game on your hand your phone I had this but it faded away was it this
I swear to God.
You're jerking your shit with swag?
Nah, low key though.
Cause I'm a left-handed dude.
You like to put friends on your penis?
Nah, I'm not going to do that.
Cause Jason said you gotta pick out a deal on the bedside.
Sure.
Well, not, I mean,
if you're a showbiz,
if it's like, so he hell might work on his night,
that's easy access.
Also, I'm so good at a good job,
I'm just having a picture, bro.
No chance of dick don't touch the water in the toilet bro.
Wait a while I'll just print you up.
Right I was just saying.
Just a nice print for you.
Holy shit 60 messages.
No one's getting that frame on your face.
You saw that gift with us bro?
You had a hundred kilos of turkey.
Performing on stage.
No we've been getting dangers.
Low Keto.
Just like they're good old days.
Alright so look though.
If I'm around you can't be seeing that though.
You can't be saying that though, don't say that though.
Because I gotta get my forms and now.
We're still in the good old days, isn't that there?
Yeah, I know.
I'm in the great days.
Oh, I got this, how do you know
you're in the good old days if it's in, what is it?
Was those good old days, good old days,
or were we told it was the good old days?
Cause I'm not gonna lie, it was good days,
but is it the salvage of the days?
Oh, there's that one, what is that real quote
that he says in that one show?
You don't talk about, how do you know
You're in it, girl.
Why are you not saying that you're having no nuts?
I don't think you've got to say how you're sick.
You got your boots off the ground.
Keep me saying the boots off and you'll see the difference.
No, they're attached to my feet.
You can't do that. It's not possible.
Bro, you're weird, bro!
Bro, stop it!
Bro!
Damn!
Bro!
Holy shit!
Bro!
Bro, I promise you, my foot literally is here, man.
Bro, I'm dead, man.
Don't be deluded by the design.
Yes, yes, I'm not, but that's like six inches out.
Bro, it's not what it looks like.
Come on, bro.
How can it not be what it looks like?
Bro, it's like that, bro.
I promise you if I take these off, I'm gonna be the same like I'm ready to put a bunch of bullshit on your entire
What is all the beatings?
It's all beautiful
I said I understand why you got a new jersey
Jersey to Lada
That's one
Those pants are so swaggy though
You're so hard
What I'm ready. Yes. Oh my god. Did you get a tailor made to your height? I do that
I don't even remember where I got this shit on.
Prince, let me help you.
Prince, let me help you.
Oh, Prince, it doesn't work.
Oh, no, don't break the ring.
Don't break the ring.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
Prince, I can't get it.
Oh, Prince, how did your stylist put him on the debate?
No cheer up, dude.
Well, please.
He's supposed to have my shoes in my shirt, man.
You want to help?
You want to help the Prince?
Help the Prince, please.
All hail Prince, all hail Prince, all hail Prince, hate the world pink, bro.
I think your hands are broken.
You know you probably got to take them off.
You don't want them zipped them, bro.
You got to take them off.
That's one.
Nah, I probably do got to take them off.
Well, you should just walk them like that, actually.
Prince, unzip your bottom until they're like on the back.
There you go.
That should really unzip and show my ass, though.
I don't give a shit.
I'm dead ass.
That's cap.
I don't give a shit.
I'm thinking of weirdo.
Yo, he don't fucking weirdo, bro.
Not gonna lie, bro.
Damn.
I'm out of shit.
So how you feeling right now?
I just needed a word about something.
I just think he's dead.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm still a weirdo.
I'm giving you a lot about this every day.
I can't believe you fucking know him.
He held the Prince, at least, Janet, always.
Ha ha ha.
Bro, what?
Sauce on a big screen?
Oh shit.
Oh, shit, I just saw him.
He's on a-
W!
Why they trying to fry sauce right now?
They were on his bag?
Nah, that wasn't sauce, bro.
Oh, they're cutting both nets.
That's him, that's his dinners, give me that, give me that, give me that!
Jason, we need to go, where did Jason go?
He moved after a plaque going max.
He said he's done that past, bruh!
So Max, why the actual fuck were you in the pits with ear buds on?
Bro, I had a good reason to have this.
I said there was a good reason, but we won't say what the reason is.
I can't say that.
But I had it in my upperswim.
You are a fucking burner.
Blackboard Max. None of her. None of her videos.
Wait, is it because you're dropping an album?
I'm talking about.
How about your album?
Were you listening to your album?
Oh my god.
You know what I'm talking about?
You were probably listening to his album.
That's Kanye. He was speaking so he could pretend that.
Yeah, he was singing his songs.
Oh, she's singing Blackboard Max.
I see the vibe. I see the vision.
You know what I did do while I was down there, though?
That was a great encounter.
It was the same.
I was down there. I was looking at the crowd.
like trying to imagine what that show would feel like.
You gotta imagine how many people
with one person that's a football arena, bro.
That's crazy, I'm from New Zealand.
It's like 20 years of making music.
Not easy, so, do you think Drake could do that?
Back, back, back.
What?
Yeah?
Out of the way.
Not the type of swag he has.
Brother Drake can do whatever Drake wants.
Bro, Drake can do whatever the fuck he wants.
You see what he be doing?
I think Drake could do that.
Yes, Drake could do that.
He could do it.
I think Drake could sell out at 80,000 per cent stadium.
What?
Yes.
He could do that.
Double it too.
But will he do that?
Yeah, he just did that.
They banned him and he came back.
What?
That's the goal.
Now, I'm going to go along.
They've gone through it.
They've been on the ice.
Drake's going to go.
I'm going to be out of drinks to go to.
But I'm just going to do it.
I'm not going to help you, Drake, to do it.
And yeah, and they both got a counsel.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
Wait, what should I do?
They both had a counsel.
I'm going to say that.
One was at Crypto Arena.
I don't know what that's so about, but you know what I'm talking about.
Crypto Arena?
Or Drake?
If you didn't go to this PC console, they both said they're both going to play all
the classes.
Oh my God, I'm going to Drake's.
Imagine if all of them...
Not the line.
I'll probably see Drake.
Y'all better leave me.
I'll probably see him here.
Chad, where would y'all go?
I'll probably see Drake.
Drake, perform and take care of 80,000 people?
Are you serious?
I'll go, bro.
thousand people? Are you serious? I love that. But it's hard for me to do that because
I've seen that on you, so it's hard for me to find someone. That's what I'm saying, I've never seen you.
That comes to know about how you can't beat it. You play everything.
He almost brought out me.
I'm not.
Bro.
What?
The way that the...
I don't know how many of you have seen it.
Most of you do.
That should be crazy.
I will read it out loud.
Yay, for Nestle.
Bro, Nestle's project is actually doing it.
Did you listen to it?
Yeah.
I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass.
Oh, it's pretty good.
I'll give you a second.
Yes, bro.
Bro, again?
Hold on.
What's up?
Oh, we came to get the box.
Oh, you don't scare this shit out of me, dude.
No, we're gonna swat him again.
Hold your phone.
Two. That's the shit out of me.
My nigga hurts. My nigga hurts.
I'm out of the tray. He gave me five inches.
Yeah, I'm out of different camera man every time you see me, bro.
What? I'm out of the shit right now.
You're not gonna ask me to stand.
Look at this for you, man.
This is good.
Come on, man. You're okay.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Bro, you're really just like out of sand, bro.
I should be really comfortable inside.
You're really tall. Am I lying?
Yeah, you're kind of lying.
Am I lying?
Why didn't you shoot through the door?
Because I was sick of it.
After you go to the beach, you're not going to lie.
You just sit there.
How long are you going to sit for?
Oh, that's like my last seven, six, five days.
That's the least you did.
Yeah, let's see how my penis...
Oh!
You know, ultra-on-ultra, you know what I'm saying?
Come on, that's how I want to know.
I keep a low key though. You don't low key though. You don't know.
You got to tuck that out. You got to tuck that out. You got to tuck that out.
One on one rep too. Keep the rear one safe. One on one. What? It's a rep.
Or is it? You'll never know unless you rob me.
Well, usually when the cameraman comes, that's his pride to be leaving, he's probably leaving.
Hey, I need to go over there for a little bit.
Bro, just be honest, bro. Will you get your dad moving that curb?
Or?
If I'm lying, I'm flying.
There is a lot of space, Max.
We should tell them the exact dimensions of the house and what we have in part of it.
Okay, you wanna do it?
No.
Max is tied to this slide.
You've got a zipper on your ass.
I'm from the detective.
You know you should wear those pants off.
You should wear those pants to the detective.
Two artists are gonna say, I'll take your pants off and just unzip it.
Surprise them.
What the hell?
Ain't no way I knew it was that!
What?
What?
I'll let you know.
What you gonna do on TV?
I'm in here.
Oh.
Wow.
Hey, you shoulda done it.
I don't want to feel this.
Hey, I didn't think it was real.
How do they tattoo you with that big dent in his back though?
That big ass.
Wait, wait, wait, Max.
Max, when you were getting...
When you were getting tattooed on your back,
did she like, rest her hand in between your butt?
And like...
Hey, put it down.
Put it down.
Chill, Max, put that down.
Hey, this isn't you. Put that down.
Who's in there?
They're doing the packages.
Don't forget about why.
Alright, so what should I do for the first year of school?
I don't know.
What about GTA?
Oh shit.
Is that what you want?
I don't know.
Unless you're about to go to sleep, sir?
Uh, just got to do something.
You know, I'm hopping on that file.
Making an album.
That's okay.
I've been going through your discord. I don't know if you knew this at your house
Can't say this in favorite at your house. You know when I visited you took your discord info
I got it on my phone now permanently so I've been stealing beats this whole time for the discord
Do you know I saw you one thing it said prints the album and it was the beat selection
But we about to drop the same music and go out
Yes, Your Highness. Praise.
Would you try to clear the meats, nigger?
Huh?
Don't try to clear the meats.
Oh, yeah, no. I know.
You know you don't.
I know you didn't just do what I think you did.
You know you don't. Maybe you ought to.
I didn't see that.
All hail Prince. All hail Prince. All hail Prince.
Now, what you doing with the game is like,
Hey, that's Prince, ain't it?
Stupid ass, he's not saying that.
All right, man, hey, listen.
If you're going to extreme soon, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe we can talk, figure it out.
You let us know.
We got unlimited budget.
No, we don't rock you up. We do not have a hand for all our shit now. That's why this house is like
All right
They say
Peace use all my favorite Ken and me. Thanks, bro
All right
Wait, he doesn't move any cars or anything.
Where's he going?
Wait, bro. No, no, no, no. His hands are over.
I came in late. I was sitting in the back of the station.
Goofy.
Thank you, my heart.
Hey!
This kitchen's not the same without you.
Wait!
It's just a spray.
It's just a greasy spoon.
I don't know what song that was.
How did you guys play GTA?
I don't know.
You moved out on Little Manga now.
Who's yelling all hail Prince?
I think Sylvie's life.
because I love you guys, Patreon.
Uh-oh.
What?
He's back!
What do you mean?
I knew he couldn't resist us!
Wait, he wants to hang out with us?
Hey!
He's back to hang out!
Prince!
How you doing?
Welcome.
You're in my room.
Hey!
You're back to hang out, Max!
I swear we just did that.
Where you going?
Let's go, let's go fuck with him.
What?
I swear we just did that.
Where you going?
Let's go fuck with him.
What?
Let's go fuck with him.
What?
Let's go fuck with him.
What?
What?
What you mean?
Well Ron!
Ron come on!
Okay, that's for me.
Oh, we can sing Balenci jeans.
I don't even know the song.
Balenci jeans, Balenci jeans, Balenci jeans
Balenci jeans, Balenci jeans, Balenci jeans.
you nigga they come before you oh my god this is a little like a toy for Thanos
hold on let me um let me take off I don't know how this has lasted as long as it
has like I can't really meant that how do niggas not understand what I meant by
that wait can they see it she was a toy for today look like it was like a lot of
Yeah
Come on, this thing is gay, bro.
This thing is dead-ass homo-sex.
You should've already streamed yesterday.
What?
Not my stream?
When you pee, this shit's crazy.
On my soul, that thing holds unlimited water.
Dude, he sounds like a waterfall.
I'm not even kidding.
He's not like a water gun.
Alright, fellas, let's smoke up.
Let's start.
Let's do it.
What?
I only smoke weed no more on Prince.
No, he's easy.
Oh, he relapses back.
After 30 seconds?
30 days.
He was so...
I won't go for you, but I'm not about to go.
30 days is a...
I'll do it all?
Oh, no.
I just thought I was gonna show you what I'm saying.
I'm just gonna show you what I'm saying.
All right, now.
What?
Gee, that's every stream.
He was hiring again.
You hired?
Hi, H.I. Edible.
They should've got me from H.I. Edible.
Yes, this nigga gave me a mop old cookie.
And you ate it?
He said, no, it's a little water.
Hey, I guess I make him, I guess I make him Laced Max.
You guys remember that all?
You guys remember that all?
Because you got
That's classic
I see
Yeah, cuz I've seen some stuff happen in Miami or some shit.
Why is Wayne so weak?
Where's the wrong way with bad weak?
Yo, yeah, nigga, this is fucked up.
Yo, yeah, nigga, this is fucked up.
Where is he?
That's not a clip.
That nigga, that guy's got you for me, too.
Yeah.
That's not a clip.
Okay.
Oh, I'm gonna square on your TV.
I didn't even show that yet.
This is like some sad ending.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
the uh yeah it's for some shit that should just bloom me bro what bro come on
bro that's really that means life bro you know they're gonna be clipping this
shit taking the Burmese you know that bruh wait you're trying to blame it on
me when your means isn't it to say oh my God come on what the fuck obviously
I think it's the greatest fatigue in life.
I think it's the awesome too.
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Oh!
Motherf-
Ah, are you looking at me?
No.
I think it's coming ahead, breaking my fucking room down.
Actually disrespectful.
Disrespectful as shit.
Shit, bruh.
I'm suing you.
hahahaha
what is wrong with y'all
let it drop
let it drop back there
let it drop back there
it's fine man, let it drop back there
sayy, can you come fix this bro please
sayy, come on bro
let's follow the gear
I'm wondering if you do well
fuck that, but yeah, um
no no, uh, prayers to offset and uh, tj
yeah, that's fair, some prayers, shit
I'm not sure
What was that doing there?
We watched a game.
You watched a game, or you could have watched a game with a truck?
Oh, you talking about the game where you bad wagging Elliot?
I saw that.
He left him on red.
He left him on red.
He left him on red.
He left him on red.
Are you ready to the final?
Hey, you're my brother.
You're my man.
That's friends.
Nah, to be honest though, when you see the big guy on that tweet, you was like,
oh my God.
I don't know Twitter.
You don't know Twitter?
Oh, so you didn't even see them dig around to you?
Not wow.
I was just nigga dick, why do you say that you was like?
Shit wait you can wait a minute
You're telling us game. I know what the fuck
I'm already I'm thinking for the gift I appreciate you
Oh
Wait, so wait y'all was not doing nothing. I was just watching the game
Are you still had this one what the fuck oh Morgan I never changed it
But he with us
No, I mean I'm using I
I'm using after chat like when people be coming into the room this is a case
Silky axe
Yeah, no, I'm so feeling better now I just be having much in the little ankle breeze
No, what is wrong with this thing?
No, no, I just thought it was weird.
You think I'm not everything?
No.
Why are you so weird?
Bro, I'm just, I thought it was weird.
You're saying it's weird?
I saw the videos of you hooping.
What?
I saw the videos.
All right, the ball for you was bullshitting, bro.
I literally saw a whole silky lowlight, too.
I don't understand.
She thought you shot something backward.
I'm just trying to suck up something.
Hey, yo.
You never do that as a kid?
I did.
I mean, let's draw.
like no true I have to see Kai bag bro this is rain
bro why would you not tell me you're about to go
I'm going to go home.
Bye, man.
All right, bro.
You ready?
All right, bro.
You see it, bro.
All right, bro.
Come on.
All right.
We're going to catch up.
Come on, come on.
All right, bro.
All right.
You're going to go with them, right?
I'm leaving with them.
You leaving with them?
See you later, bro.
See you later, bro.
Come on, ladies.
Alright, bro.
Damn, bro.
That's a lie, bro. We got two.
My boy got a weed.
That's what I'm saying.
You out?
You out, too?
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
I just have to knock him out of the door.
Alright man, I'm gonna get him out of the door.
You mad as fuck when you stand up and you got them?
Yo, I'm off for it, huh?
I'll be right back.
Bro, that's not what I'm doing.
Nah, you definitely ain't gonna get it.
Nah, I'm being sick.
You're burning some real shit.
Hey, shake out parents' backs, bro.
You gonna lose it?
Lizzy, you need to get it!
I'm gonna get it!
You're gonna get it!
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
I have your file.
What the hell?
I see you got to be trying to check.
Ha ha ha ha.
What you doing?
Hey, what you doing?
Ha ha ha.
What you doing?
What's your last?
All right, go.
All right, all right.
All right, check.
That's the way we have it, man.
All right, we on more arrivals?
Go chat!
We on more arrivals, Lacey?
Where we on?
Oh, shit, I'm in the wrong cutscene.
We don't catch y'all, we don't catch y'all.
Oh, it's good chat.
It's a good chat.
Oh, y'all had that?
I don't catch y'all.
Me and Sid was gonna sit down here.
We're already, thank you so much for the
fun, get this subs.
I appreciate you.
What are you doing those?
What?
We're still here, right
Yeah, bro, at least we still here, bro
So your ball with brew your water views done I watch it later
Yeah, like a video or some sick one on our P tonight. Huh you get an RP tonight. Yeah. Yeah, this is like a quick stream
sure not gonna repeat it.
No, no I am, but that's how I'm just saying it's gonna be a kuchii.
I was supposed to watch like the Mr. Beast video but I'm gonna watch it tomorrow.
Well you watched it yesterday with 98 pauses.
No, no, no, but I gotta watch this part two.
Oh my god, what the fuck, who the fuck was that?
I say two hours to react to it.
Not a lot, I'm gonna react to it tomorrow, I'm gonna react to it tomorrow.
Pin? Okay, I'm gonna try and bring that out.
I don't know
I'm just gonna eat all of my food for spring break.
It's gonna be awesome.
Just please, just send me off my stuff.
So just send me off and you guys can see I'm not gonna lie.
I was just here the whole time.
I just wanna go.
Hey, look, no, dude.
He got a visitor though.
He's sent me off.
I'm gonna stop him.
At least he said that at the end.
Why did you say that server is smart?
He never helped me.
That's what you do.
Bro, I'm telling you, they're weird.
They're weird. They're talking mad shit.
That's fucked up. Fuck them. Fuck y'all.
You got beef, you beef, you beef or silk, you beef with us.
Fuck y'all.
We got him.
He has the same...
He has the same...
He has the same thing on us.
It smells like shit out here!
Did he not turn the grill off?
Fuck it.
Oh, there it goes.
Boy, I had a booger in there.
Fucking lunge up there.
Wait, do we need to feed Coco?
little feeding Cocoa segment?
Yeah.
Here again.
Can you just bring your little ass down here?
Cocoa has been in her room for six hours chat. I was up there.
Hey, Drew's up there with her.
I took her to the bathroom and I gave her a treat.
I don't even understand my guns, you idiot.
Coco!
Are you running away?
Stay.
No, you can't come out yet.
Coco?
Coco
There's no way she just likes to eat this no it bro. It smells like ass
I could be wrong are these not just dog meal starters and she eats bowls of them is that not nor is that yeah
I thought those were treats. No these are food. Oh, I get
Treats
Yeah, bro, you have flies all over your wall lace. Oh my god
It's disgusting brother. What is that from? Oh
My gosh from the watermelon. That's what that's actually disgusting
Wait, I was check the front door. I ordered
Things for the flies. What would be what kind of flies are these bugs? Let's check the water. No, let's go
These right here earlier. I just these just spun in we have an investigation somewhere
So those were here earlier today?
Brother, it's a whole house.
But these were here earlier today?
No.
I would have noticed them.
Let's check the front door.
I have things for that.
No, I'm about to just have to clean the floor.
Can you call a cleaner?
I mean, why don't we just take the trash out maybe?
I just put that in there, so it's not like it's old food.
I just took the trash out when I got back.
Okay, it's probably fuller, I don't know.
Go set with this truck cleaner, tell her Tom expediting, we'll give her a little extra, she comes tomorrow.
Come on Coco.
Where?
Coco, you run! So help me get off!
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Coco!
Heel.
There's no way she likes those.
Let's go to the front door. I ordered things the other day.
There's a million outside your room.
I don't even know if it's out here.
I fell asleep after I woke up.
I don't even know if it's out here.
I fell asleep after I woke up.
That target?
Uh, maybe this.
Yeah, that's it.
Do you want to try these?
Wait, hold on, come with me from here.
Are any of these monitors good?
I don't know, they're not my monitors.
They're out of the RF.
No, not my monitors.
Where are they at now?
All right, Chad, I need you to find it.
This one's got to do it.
Right?
You could just play upstairs.
Oh, fire legend?
What kind of wire does it take, though?
Is that a regular power cord?
No, it's not.
It's like whatever that little dot is.
I mean, it might work.
Let's see.
This has been a favor three months.
I'm not gonna just take it.
This is worse than the OCS house. Yeah, it is. It looks it is. I'm not gonna lie.
Well, I'm not gonna lie. The owner did tell us that what is the season right now?
I don't know. Whatever the season before, like right now, he said leading into the summer
that there's going to be spiders and bugs everywhere.
Yeah, but for all the trash there's no help. Oh, I know. It definitely doesn't help at all.
All right, should we really try to readjust?
Darla said you have to put a little water in the food, okay.
I mean, look since she ate it anyway.
She likes it though. There was water in the bottom.
Okay, there you go, cuckoo. What the fuck does that change?
Darla, I'm pretty sure those are food starters and not, like, full-on food.
Could be wrong.
Wait, do you think Coco learned anything from her training?
She did. Want to see what she learned?
Let's test it. Let's test it.
Coco? Hey, Coco!
Coco! Come here!
Sit! Sit!
Coco, sit!
What the fuck she's way that you go sit
Sit say say say
There's no hope there's actually zero hope
I
Think like look like what they hurt you there's no way the brain is like you know it's actually has to be like this big
I'm so small. There's no issue. Just comprehend information
Fucking dumbass
The Yu-Gi of dogs
Coco come here Coco come here
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, okay.
Okay, I gotta figure out how to get this monitor.
Well, let's see if it's the same type of power cord as this one.
Should we start by clearing off your desk maybe?
Start by clearing off your desk maybe.
I have a really good idea.
So I'll be the most rich hearty shit ever, but I'll say, what?
So I take the phone and go do something
that keeps you on track, while you do the monitor
on track just so it doesn't intersect that segment
you're on again?
Yeah, you're on track, but there's a lot of money
in the kitchen.
there is what is. Hello? Chad the oven is off.
Let's see what the fridge got going on.
It smells really bad when you open the fridge. I don't think that's normal.
That was not lopie.
Pack draw.
No.
No.
No.
No, bro.
Not today, dude.
Not today, bro.
I can't.
I'm already done with the fling.
Rp. Oh, here we go, bro.
See, it's off.
What if I want to play a different game?
What if I want to play a different game?
Here we go with this fucking chat, bro.
This chat literally only wants RP!
Should we see what you're doing?
He didn't even start yet.
Where'd he go?
please.
All right.
Bro, you know how many fucking gaming segments I try to do with the mods, but they always
flake bro?
These mods are not actually about it bro.
They literally always, go go, they literally always flake.
Bro, this is dead ass why I don't play RP ever.
This is why I did not want to start playing RP and I stalled it for a year.
Because every time I play RP one time, any time I want to do anything else, the chat just spams no RP.
Play demonology? What is that?
I want to play RP what I'm only gonna have two monitors that should be fine
Is this one of the all-in-takes specific heat?
Heat.
Can you see where it works?
No.
Sorry, I want to...
What?
...some other power here.
Yeah, just a minute.
I can just do two monitors.
Yeah.
If I just end chat.
Wait, what do I... Oh, I need you to keep training for my flight. You can't even watch me on a flight.
What are you talking about?
Yes, you can. How?
I'm going to stop in a second waiting for Drew to all for the for the camera
What is Fogger?
Fogger with odor neutralizer, nebulidizer, con...
Oh, Coco, you just hit your head.
So those are poisonous chips to dogs.
Those are poisonous chips to dogs.
Why is this so zoomed in?
I'm trying to switch to, oh this feels weird.
I have no cam.
I'm gonna stop that setup right now until tomorrow
You're so dark
You make keyboards
Okay, that's the angle
Is it good chat is Kim good I'll do it tomorrow
I know what I can go out in the morning, no?
Wait, Chad, what's that thing where you can like move like adjust your monitors where I can
You guys know what I'm talking about?
I'm about to be gaming an RP on a 60 Hertz monitor.
Drew what's the thing to make it so it's a, so you don't talk about, so it slides from
left to right the max
The monitor hurts at 60? Yeah, I guess so.
At least this one is.
The mic's quiet?
Is the mic quiet?
Hold on.
I can't believe I lost like that. I'm so sick. Like why didn't I just put it on
Michigan Moneyline, bro? I got greedy. I got greedy for the coins.
Because if I just want to put it on Michigan Money Line, the payout would have only been
like it wouldn't have been worth the, the risk wouldn't have been worth the payout.
Not saying Valorant with mods?
What should I get on?
Not asking you.
Not asking you guys, bro.
I'm trying to decide what I want to play.
Hmm.
This dick got him.
No game really sounds fun to me right now.
No game sounds fun to me at the moment.
Well, for all the people saying RP, y'all make me not want to play RP.
I'm like that, I'm so serious.
That's the reason I don't want to play RP is because for the last six and a half hours,
There have been people spamming, get on RP.
I'm looking through my steam right now.
Are there any, what the fuck?
So you don't want to play RP because your fan base wants you to play it. No, it's just what I'm doing other things in what I'm going to do other things and people are spamming L and no play RP. That's annoying.
Like that's just annoying.
That's not what I'm doing at the moment.
Play Daisy?
What is Daisy?
What is this?
What the fuck?
Supermodel golf, yeah, but don't you have to have,
isn't that something you play with people?
What, well come up here, come up here, come on.
Come up here, come on, come on, come on.
Come here, come here.
What?
How many mods are on?
Jabbers is down.
Your Twitch mods are retards get Twitter mods.
Okay so if we did a Valorant 5 stack, who, what mods could play?
Snowy blitz do VIP VIPs too?
I don't think Blitz is on.
L L
Silky said he's getting on RP is he though I waited three hours yesterday for him to get on
So, you all want me to play Valorant Five Stack with snowy blitz and a loizen.
I have to figure out how many hertz this monitor is right here.
Wait, so Snowy, no other mods can play?
What is Clicks playing now?
He's playing zone wars with Peterbot brother I could clear Peterbot
I
Will shit on Peter bot
play the walking dad and I'm probably just going to get off the ground like a lie.
You lost to Abraham.
I know I lost.
Play VR chat?
Comedy night, brother, do y'all not remember what happens every time we try to play comedy
night?
Do y'all not remember what happens every single time?
There's 15 fat jokes, 10 dharma jokes, 3 racist comments, 10 N words, and then it's
It's just like, let's plan pro clubs.
I can get a group.
What in the fuck is a pro club?
What is that?
I got a fart, hold on.
Oh, there we go.
it's FIFA you could play striker brother I don't want to play striker I don't
want to play striker I'm a midfielder I'm a ball handler I take the ball up
that's what I do I'm a midfielder we on Val tonight or what with who case on I'm
I'm playing on a 60 Hertz monitor right now with me, okay, so will you get on right now?
Or let's do cod.
I'd rather play Val.
I'd rather, I'd personally rather play Vow.
Snowy really wants to play, stop being weird.
Wait, RP is down?
No!
No!
No!
No, bro, what am I gonna do?
I hate being sick.
Okay, so I'm down to play a few games of Val if you want to get on right now.
I'm really good at Val.
In a bit?
How long realistic, in case I'm be honest?
Okay, son.
Uh, he fall asleep while typing on his keyboard?
I'll be honest, I'm probably going to get off, bro.
I don't, I feel like shit, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
My throat hurts really fucking bad.
I had a headache.
Like, I don't know.
I really hope I don't get what fucking super sick like Ron
was.
How sick was Ron?
Like, how sick was Ron?
My stomach too, bro.
He was sick for five days.
I want to play a game with someone.
I'm not trying to play alone.
Like I'm down to play a game and I don't want to play alone.
Play with Snowy.
Yo, do any mods want a Q Valorant?
Grums, do you want to play?
I also got to figure out how to do this.
Hold on.
I'm trying to make this the main monitor.
Marlin.
Wait drew do you want to play bell yeah
bro get on me you rums snowy and one
other person.
You all hear the game?
Oh, you can't.
I'm not going to lie, I love the way it lays, but it's going to make you not fun for me,
his skill level is so high.
Snowy can you send me your thing?
This one?
Is it installed?
Yeah.
All right get on.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Uh huh.
Oh,
Fuck
Drill
Oh
Oh
Drill
I just leaked the Facebook password you made
No
You got to change the password really quick. Change the password really quick.
Too late, that shit is hacked.
I mean it doesn't matter as long as he changes the password really quick.
I don't think I'll ever use this password.
Just do it because...
I'm trying, I have no words, but when you do it, I never do Facebook.
Just do Forgot Password on the Facebook website.
Someone's going to try to log in for a shirt.
Yeah, but that doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if people know what the email name is.
We'll know shit.
I'm doing it.
OK, I'm going to change it.
Hold on.
Oh, no, we're cooked.
Oh, yeah, right on the road. Wait, do I read it? I'm a meal. I'm a meal.
you
Oh, yo, if anything is posted on my Facebook, it's not me.
What's the password that you know, I see?
Huh?
Can you send me the password that you know?
I'm going to get to your number.
No, I don't know it.
I can't either.
Now wait until FAA, Drew made it.
It's just my face, it's just my face, but I can't do anything because there's too many,
someone changed the bio.
And I can't even change it because it says there's too many attempts.
You think Facebook may do a login account when I have six login attempts from different
places?
No.
Well, I have the IP of every single person who did it at least.
So when you tried to do it for a password, it was the same?
Sorry something went wrong.
There's a technical problem.
Delete the account and Facebook won't let me look.
Literally look it.
You went wrong and won't let me delete it.
Wait.
Oh my God.
I have to insure you're a Mrs. Cooper.
Hold on, I'm trying to log everyone out.
Cosplay is...
We're on a show, computer.
We're on a show, computer.
We're logged in on a piece of art.
We're not.
I got it out.
I smart down a bunch of people.
I'm not gonna get it I have I have 30 seconds
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know what that's that.
That one right there?
Maybe.
No, what email is this?
You know what email that is?
Just let me do it.
It's, we mean the cold doesn't work.
You said it to me.
Do you know either of these emails?
I think it says a lot of them on the crack.
Yes, but I'm getting the codes.
It's not working.
Is that trying to refresh it?
I'm not a Andrews.
I know, I know, I know.
What's the newest one?
You're not understanding.
I do understand.
Okay, there.
That one right there.
Quick.
My Andrews, it's it's you don't understand. Okay
Jeff, they can't change the email because they're not in my email.
They will be.
No, they're not because the password's not the same.
That was just what Drew made the Facebook.
Wait, check the Instagram?
No, I'm good on Instagram.
What? No, the Instagram password's not even the same.
What's pinned? I don't see a pinned.
Who could add it to Lacy's Facebook that he works for NASA?
Bro!
I work in NASA now.
Here, new profile picture. Take one.
For what?
Because your profile picture is two black dudes kissing or anything.
I don't have a picture.
There we go.
Who changed your home to Israel, so, resurrecting?
Bro.
Wow.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Bro.
What?
What's wrong?
It's something more than just a different...
someone being someone that and what I might
I was hags I accidentally showed
What even is this, it's a Facebook group chat, what is this?
Oh nice, they DM'd my girlfriend and said, kill yourself, okay.
Is there anything you post on my Instagram?
Maybe I just want to follow them on my socials.
They follow themselves?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just want to follow them on my Instagram.
I can just see who the most recent person I followed on Instagram was.
I'm talking about Instagram.
Wait, there's people that are in Instagram?
Yes.
It's because meta, wait, I can unsend the messages.
Darla, I got hacked.
I didn't DM you.
I found the dude who did it.
This is the kid who just logged into my Instagram
and DMed Darla and then said the N word.
This is the kid right here, by the way.
He was retarded and followed himself.
And he DMed four random people and just started DMing people saying, kill yourself.
No, I'm not gonna show he shades fine
Wait, how do I make sure no one's logged into my Instagram what
It's not letting me remove devices.
Try to remove all?
I tried, but maybe you can.
Yeah, because I'm like the admin account.
I just successfully removed all devices.
Okay.
Wait, what about this?
Someone's logged into this Facebook on an iPhone 15.
Where?
I just saw it.
What did you go to?
iPhone 15. Oh, that must be my old phone.
Bro, now I'm getting spammed by group chats.
How do I leave a group chat?
Wait, I can pinpoint exactly. Hold on.
Deming and M.
Is that New Mexico?
I have this person's exact IP that they're from Deming NM, is that New Mexico?
That's where they logged in from.
There's only a population of 14,000 people there.
Changed the email, so?
I mean, for all, but like, should we just change the email and the accounts?
It's only on the Facebook though, so I mean.
Most exciting thing to happen in Bros. City was logging into your Facebook.
Yeah, Input 2.FAM on the Facebook too.
and can you delete it at the discord?
Show what he texted.
I unsent it all, but he just texted like five random people in my DMs.
He said, kill yourself.
I think he said it too.
Let me go check who he said it to.
He texted ski master slump God and said, kill yourself.
He messaged tap-caps and said, kill yourself.
He messaged Darla and said, kill yourself.
And then said, hey, bae.
And then said, slut.
And then he messaged tap-caps and said, kill yourself.
And then he went to a random group chat.
You went to a random group chat and said,
kill yourself, black.
Tell the group that you got hacked, I did.
I texted the group that said, I got hacked.
I'm sorry, and they said, Cap, you didn't get hacked.
And then called me racist.
But I mean whatever.
Yeah, I'm down to play if you want, I need you to send me your name.
Wait, Rums, are you playing?
Brady wants to play?
I don't even have a brain on this one, fuck.
I'm down to pillow braiding.
He just ended?
Then why did someone say he wants to play?
Y'all just be saying random shit.
I
Hello
Drew hear me
You hear me now. Yeah
Hear me you didn't read the pin. Oh my fall I was fucking
Getting hacked on my Facebook
I've never even played a ballerina game in my life.
Yo Rob, are you good at ballerina?
No, this might be the most retarded group of people to play a video game ever.
I'm not going to lie.
Rob, have you played ballerina before?
I got the game when it came out, but I stopped playing because it's fucking terrible.
Okay, what's your name?
What's your name?
I'm a ballerina.
I'll send it to you.
It's something I can't count.
Fine, and fuck it.
I swear.
I swear
Wait, we should put a punishment for whoever bottom frags to make it fun. No wait, this is my user name
No, no, no one would it guess that one shut up
No, there has to be numbers
No, that's my user name. That's my that's my valent user
It says it on Riot client.
No, I need your Valorant username.
So wait, do I have to load up Valorant to find that?
Yo Snowy, you're muddied.
Hello?
Hello.
Where do I find my username?
It says it's DrewWall.
DrewWall hashtag Drew.
That's your name.
It's DrewWall hashtag Drew.
That's what it says.
Okay, I added you to get it. Yeah
Tonsie wait snowy. Yeah
Wait snowy are you so are you good at ballerina? No, no not at all
What I'm like silver
Wait says I'm in basic training right now
No, I didn't beat the basic training I'm gonna be able to play snowy are you talking quick is gonna wake your parents up, bro
Okay, yeah, maybe
Should we get JD will he talk
Yeah, but I don't know if we'll get on there's no way JD will play he will talk my in the party. Let me text them
I'm a little worried the bottom of my screen says basic training
Fuck JD
Bro, why will JD join?
Cause he's a loser bro, he lays in his bed all day on his laptop and watches you, like
he doesn't get up
That's valid, though. That's actually valid.
No, but he does it every day.
You literally just not...
You have a room so you...
No, no, no. I do this because I have to.
I don't sit here and fucking lay on my ass all day because I want to.
I literally have to fucking sit and soak in my chair for 12 hours every day.
There we go! Wombs Complaining segment, bro. Let's hear it.
No, no, no! No, no, no!
Because youth club wants me fucking $250 today because Dan Hurley fucking sucks!
Nice, Rob's complaining segment.
I'm not complaining dude, it's just Dan Hurley brewing my mood dude, you come fucking suck.
They couldn't make a three for their life.
It was so bad.
It was so bad.
Who should the fifth be chat?
Wait, I...
JD says if you wait 30, he can get on. He doesn't have it installed, though.
Will he actually talk?
Yeah, he'll talk.
They're saying to get Javer's in.
Bro, Javer's is like 27, bro.
Where did I has work?
We could get Javer's.
What about Leo Leo's like 32 I mean if they have the game just get them off girl
hold on let me ask him but we should fill JD in and that's when he is his games
I'm not gonna lie. No, I'm down to play with JD when his game gets installed.
Okay.
Wait, okay, so do you see that text?
Yo, guess what the Onyx owner of this text to me rums?
Let's hear it, bro.
He said, tell your friend that's crying on stream that I'll personally give him a thousand to chase his loss with.
Done. Instantly, bro. I'll chase it, bro. I'll chase it. I'll chase it on tennis.
I'll go, what? Please, I'm begging you.
I'm actually begging. I'm on a red street, bro. I can't win for shit. I'm literally begging. I'm paying
Wait Alex low 1k to me to shut up
I'm down 5k this week, but we're getting these out of a shower. He's he still owes me 2k too, bro
So I'll get the yoga. They'll get the yoga. No, I know what I'm saying all through a 3k on whatever the fuck
Honestly, whatever. I don't even care anymore. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is there is there anything to chase with right now or no?
Let me look
The rums is so lucky he can act if he doesn't live in California
Alive bet I mean I could throw something on the Los Angeles Kings right now
I mean I could it could work
It could it could work
If you're about to eat what, let me see, what is it, why is it not focusing?
There we go.
Wait, is that actually Drake?
I
Yo, is there any other mod who wants to join her to be start?
Well, I'm just me just music in the background is pissing me off dude. How do I turn it off?
So shivers everywhere and Leo and then gee we just need to wait. We know all the music tell Leo to get on
You know, he's slow as shit. He's like 30.
He's probably at the bar, too, on his iPad watching you.
What, sweet cheeks? Come here.
Hello.
Um...
Snowy-mudded?
All right, so none of them are joining?
No, no, they are.
Wait, at least you have a question. I tilled your bet, by the way.
So I looked on the Onyx app, right?
And I was like, oh, I could really, I had like three, like 50 bucks or some shit.
And I tilled it and I'm looking and everything grinned on player prompts
other than the Michigan Money Line.
I mean, everything read it.
I, I, it's not even close either.
You lost me money dude. You lost me $50.
Rums bro we are in the same boat I'm down 5K this week because I can't get out of this place.
Y'all realize that means I lose too bro I don't know why y'all are bitching about it in my ear.
Rums, he said to check your account.
Oh my god. Well you understand the problem is too is I go to the casino right
and then when I go to the casino I lose more. I can't win.
I'm like a fucking curse. Alright bro yo I'm starting the game there's no one else joining.
Okay, okay, so
Wait, what are we we need we need to get up betting after the game
Bro y'all deadass gotta stop sports betting bro like for real bro you're the fucking you're the one that got me into sports ready
I'm not gonna lie
What is this cricket? What's MPB? MPB? What is this?
I actually haven't hit a sports bet ever. I'm going to bet on cricket.
I'm going to bet on big one. There's got to be something going on. Silky
stream. Oh.
Dear God, Chad, if y'all want to watch Silky Stream, go to his stream. I don't
needs on a spam in my chat for 10 fucking minutes. What? What?
Wait, what is this?
Match found.
I got runny game.
Hold on.
Wait, I've actually never played this game. I don't know any mechanic or anything.
listen we've got n pb professional baseball
personal money on the lines here for plus one of the five odds
straw band on it
religious
along what what character showy what what character you play
like rain or jet maybe
i only have three characters with the book is this
reshapley jet
she's a jet
it's so you're good at this game
no
I'm not that good at smoke, so sorry if I suck.
Yo, hey, hey, what's your name, brother?
Usopp.
Oh, what's with the echo?
Yeah.
Santino?
Santino.
Oh, hola, cómo estás?
You need a step?
Ah, mas o menos.
Snowy got an attitude?
What add it to it's 12 a.m.. What do you want me to say?
It's on zesty as fuck like I'm sorry
Snowy don't let him talk to you again bro. Yo rums. Yo snowy
How do you spray
in my Mexican yes wait guys I have a question what what is like the goal of
this game fucking week we have to capture a checkpoint just kill everyone
like what's the goal
Do this shit where I've been playing bots the whole time.
Teleport's gone.
Bro!
Snowy, you said you weren't good!
I'm not.
Be honest, Snowy, how much have you been playing this game?
I've been playing it in like two years. I used to play it a lot.
why have anything better kind of pistol this knife is actually see yo can I
switch from a pistol I don't have to go to the bi-phase you have to press B and
then buy a gun oh okay I guess I'm falling tons who's tons that's me
I'm hitting a flank.
Bro!
Bro, it's not even fun when the team is in his bag!
Jack, how do we play better players?
I'm not even kidding.
This is not following the team's orders.
We need one team.
I don't know.
Get a reintig, Cal.
You know something about reintig, Cal?
see it wait oh fuck i would have say you deployed but he's too good rank i'm not level 20 though
wait alex said we should bet on korean baseball
you want to sit here and sweat out korean baseball yes
Oh, no way people think this game is fun.
I just killed Zin Zhao.
Zin Zhao?
Wait, can we fork at the game?
Holy fuck!
Not drew your hand not drew your hand, dude
You see that shit wait how to die
I don't want to buy a ranked account chat
I want to use my rank that I want to use my account and level it up and get all the guns and skins and shit
But I don't want to play these bots, this isn't my skill level, I'm a top 5 player
is gaining
fuck
I'm sorry
I did not mean to lie
I had them
Play swift play what is that?
Are you sure it's too easy
Should we just run for nights walk instead
Marl when I play for me, it's not even fun because I just clear the whole lobby out. Oh your ass
He's kind of fat, what else?
I don't know.
Flanking?
I'm down to run 2v2's all-for-night.
I'm down.
You're getting too good at that game.
What would the team, what would fair teams be though?
I
Might be watch I don't know I'm a player
Shall we'll be the most fair team to beat it to be two zone wars on for tonight
Even snowy this time wait snowy are you good at for me?
No, I haven't picked one
So means all you do is fucking mod
know
no you know we should do this for us for the rocket we can set up
the rocket is fine i'm pretty i don't have a controller
but lacey has it
oh i mean i guess yeah i use keyboard mouse but
i'm not smart enough to control it but i don't think he has a controller
that's for sure
snowy doesn't even mod
I don't like that one.
Fuckin' up, I'm running nice and low here.
Bro, I've been doing a whole bunch of nothing. I'm just running around.
Fuck!
I'm so bad at this game this game is so bad.
you got this
bro
uh...
can you do something
like
bro
can you fucking do something
oh you suck!
like what do you mean can i do something
i got a squad like the second game
what do you see
you have three kills
oh we have
snowy's carry you so you're carrying you guys
Because I had a pistol to pass through the round so far. I have to buy a gun.
I'm trying to play Fortnite, bro. Let's 2v2, Fortnite.
Me too. Can I just leave the game?
You're gonna get a ban if you leave.
My attention span is so shit for this game, bro.
Like, I feel like I'm suing out there.
What if we forfeit, though?
You can do really well.
Game thanks.
Oh, my game crashed.
Yo, Alex, thanks for the 5-pile of piss!
Problems the game must be done. I didn't crash too. Oh shit, really?
Oh, it's brutal. Bro, my whole thing just crashed and it randomly opened open epic games
Or GD, wait GD, you can get on right now. We're playing for it
No, it's in BGJD like the biggest fucking sweat at board name. No, I'm better than him
I'm actually good at board name.
Oh, no, please be up there.
Watch the shallow lake.
Oh my god wait a month this is a cat.
Alright get me off this fucking gamer how do I forfeit? Surrender.
Wait hold on I've got any other switch accounts.
Oh no my game crashed.
Wait so if Jamie's join me we need to find a fair 3v3 then.
I'm not saying the best of this
call. No, no. You're not better
than me at Fort. No, I am.
No, I am. You honestly, you
haven't seen me. I had a
different prime earlier than I
quit the game yet, but I
promise you. I promise you
I'm going to. I promise
nobody in this call is better
than me at Fort. You were
what, tier four pro for like
what, you're straight. You
played nonstop 24 seven,
Nate Burgers, and then
retired. Yes, and you were
You were nothing, you were neither, so it doesn't mean you can't-
Bro, but I could've been- but you know what, I could've been something, I'm telling you, I could've been.
Yo, they added retarded Joji skin to the game.
My Joji has missing teeth and a weird ass hat.
Wait!
GD joint.
May I request to use-
Yo, Alex, save for the 5,000 bits!
Wait, what is this?
Wait, do I have cum-cum-cum chat?
JDPaces gave all day.
Okay, so then what are actual fair teams for this?
Wait, wait, let me in your lobby.
Wait, I don't have any partner anymore?
Huh.
Dr. Doofing Spots?
Let me join for the 3D3.
Daffy Duck!
Yeah, be honest, we're all hitting this, right?
We're all hitting this.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
What are these radiant rebel
I want to I want to be Kaisa Matt I want to be Kaisa I want to be KC3
That JD's fat ass on I don't think he's joining no
No, he is my computers. Okay, so we got a bit of an issue here. I uh, I don't begin to download it
I'm not gonna lie. Whoa
I'm gonna be so straight up. I don't know how I don't know what happened
I'm gonna sit in there in silence for the past five minutes thinking it's gonna download quick enough
You're actually a lot. No, no see I started downloading it and my computer completely froze for some, you know, whatever reason, so I was
Well, I'm buying my better computer
See
You can't even do his work without this
I mean it might download quick though
Is it a whole game or is it an update?
Oh, it's a whole game, Potato.
Brother what?
You were just getting told about how good you are at form, and you didn't even have the
fucking game installed.
Alright, let me test your skill level out, you're ready up.
Bro, I haven't played in forever, Matt, you have me some ass.
Yeah, but I'm probably going to be ass too.
Yes, but you you've played more recently than me. I don't think I've played since like last Christmas
Drew a shit no, I'm not
You're getting really lacy won't be one map where you can eat a burger. Yes
That map saw so many players playing it
You think there's probably a thousand people playing it? No, this is not gonna be poop for a shit
Bro, we are good. We remember we used to play out of the skin cups
I'm a fucking retired
Is that kind of crazy? Like you'll never forget how to do a like a triple edit?
What is this?
Bro, I don't know any of these guns.
Come over here.
I have a special request from Juan. Juan says he wants broccoli.
Brothers! Fucking JD! JD is not in a position to make fucking requests!
I know. I know. Listen, I'm not saying either. But Juan knows he wants it.
Right. Is there a grappler?
here it's come on jerk get down here
coming whoa what is that what are you ready
we're on fucking 25 ping how are we at
such high ping I don't know but I also
stop playing for the fiber I'm not on
performance mode and I'm on 60 hertz this
This is the worst that we've ever seen.
I miss, uh...
Oh my god, what am I doing?
It's all mine.
Chad, my wash!
I
Know how to knit sad
Still got it. I'm playing on a console. Oh, I'm playing. I'm not playing on a good setup either. I have a fucking five dollar mouse
How you losing to Drew because I'm on a fucking potato a monitor
fuck, I just got fucked
well you cannot sit here and tell me I will not win FNCS
You know you you and Roger play FNC
Yeah, we are really serious
I'm so lost, holy fuck
I guess I'm lost so many of the packs in the...
I
From so watch holy shit
Are you a zero pain
25 how are we on 25 things probably really like what it's a server it's not
in California
I'm not sure what he's doing.
He's actually not meeting me at what we want.
Maybe in zone war, just because he like, will outplay me, but like, I'm better than
Faxx.
No, I suck, I can't shoot my fucking gun.
No, I suck. I can't shoot my fucking gun.
Oh, god.
Shreds.
I'm probably better than Peter Batu.
Oh, my god.
I'm probably better than Peterbots soon!
Oh, this mouse is so cheap, it's not even wired.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, but I'm playing on it right now.
My mouse is just getting caught on the fucking wire.
Yeah, y'all realize I could probably compete with Peterbots on this one.
Bro, you're struggling against me.
I'm not struggling against you. You killed me once.
And I'm fucking on
But we're on the same shit
And you have a gaming keyboard
Okay, so you know how much actuation point matters in fortnight on your building. I'm on a fucking
You're a better mouse
Oh, my God.
This game first by race.
Yo, Rums, you don't have fucking Potato Land Wi-Fi, bro?
What's wrong with you?
I'm trying to wash that back why is it so delayed?
Oh, it won't let me edit.
Why is it doing that?
Should I try to place the wall and edit it as it let me?
I think I have a setting on or something.
Am I getting old?
Let me edit that I want to let me edit that
Let's go on 60 Hertz. Is that actually why I
Feel like I'm you know what it is. I'm mechanically I'm too fast
I'm too mechanically fast
the queen is fading
see like I'm still my pride I'm only 20 you're fucking
I'm telling you I'm I'm moving too fast mechanically for the game I don't know
how to explain it I really don't know how to explain what I'm trying to say right now
I'm telling you though like I'm
I
This one
You did a click snap
Well, I have it I have it
Wait, I don't know what I never mind. I think that's the map we just put in
I'm sure the Queen's not far back
March at do you all see the keyboard I'm playing on right now I'm playing on a fucking $22
HyperX keyboard from Best Buy.
This shit doesn't even have switches.
Listen to what I'm cooking.
shit don't even got noises wait snowy are you having a fucking off this is
keyboard you see 42 year old Jane Karen use at the office bro what the fuck
are these guns
not the shit you know go up on but there's something wrong with my game
I can't open my inventory
What the fuck
Why can't I open my inventory are we all at any less
Well, that's what I'm saying. There's no way we're on 30 pink
Come on. You hurry up. Well, I can't I got my shotguns in my fifth slot. I can't hang in. Oh my god
I
Hold on let me check my keepers
Holy fuck that map is shit that map is shit
But I don't know what I'm supposed to do that map is shit. Oh here it is
no no why is what I don't understand why what is wrong with my fucking game my
All keys my windows key for some reason
Whatever
Wait, let me let me do this actually hold on
There we go, and then
They don't have blue AR
Oh my god, this map is so much better.
It's why is it doing that?
I have to have a setting run.
I have to have a setting run.
Alright, hold on.
Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.
Okay.
I
Someone's gotta understand for now you know what setting I have on no you know what my alt key or rums
Why is my alt key opening my windows tab?
Alex thanks for another five thousand minutes check your settings it should be on none
I don't have an idea.
I don't understand why.
Why is it doing that?
It's your keyboard.
Do we have a different keyboard or no?
This is what I need to say.
Bro, it won't let me grab edits.
I see that!
Like bro!
That's how you shuck an idol, man.
well mine yes will you not break it this is actually my keyboard yes I won't
break it actually yes okay because you can't get this one anymore
my baby raging I just want bro I'm telling you I'm trying to edit with
is people that's not letting me.
Like I said, not grabbing certain edits.
Well, when I actually have like,
when I actually have the way of thinking,
nobody can fucking me in this game.
Could it be because I have 60 Hertz yes it could be
It is.
It is.
It is.
No.
It doesn't let me change it.
It doesn't let me change it.
Wait, can you switch the keyboards?
Yeah, hold on.
They're a little vast.
Look. See? They don't even let you do this one.
You're on 180.
No, that's this one.
Okay, so click on display number two.
Oh, they are both 180.
Then why does my game feel like that?
Can I get some bottle performance mode?
Where am I on performance mode?
I just fucking ass.
You're just ass?
No, it's definitely the keyboard.
Turn on, y'all, there's no way, oh, that's the mouse.
There's no way for night does it have um?
There's no way for night still doesn't have a search bar in the settings bro
How do I do three edits and like turn those off?
3k on anifra
Huh?
Hi, okay, it's a lot it's a fucking
You know, I'm lagging so bad, man.
Hello?
Oh, I'm so done.
I'm going to just end this shit, bro.
I don't like it.
And Robin's just out of fucking McDonald's like, like, what kind of brother?
Whoa.
Yeah, see, this is just incidental abuse.
Oh my God, it's not even healing.
It wasn't even healing.
It's not me, I'm telling you, it's not the reason, it's not, like that right there.
Y'all saw that?
Why did it not grab the edit?
You saw it grab the edit and then un-grab it.
I'm just invading you're fucking slow. Yeah, I just
I'm 23 you're 23 like you just can't move like you used to
I don't know, I'm moving the same with these people though.
I bet I couldn't do it.
I just switched keyboard, it wouldn't mean it to you.
I just gave you a better fucking keyboard.
I
Bro 22 like what is that?
We're all I'm gonna freak the fuck out
Oh no!
Probably you!
Huh!
Did you fall?
Oh, he threw his headphones.
It's not that happy.
That's what's happening.
It keeps tabbing me out.
They're saying fat fingers.
No, it's when I drag my mouse to the right and flick it too fast,
it keeps tabbing me out onto my other monitor.
Oh my god, I just got so lucky because of the tanged beat.
I'm getting off
Y'all not did y'all I don't even know if the stream just saw it happen. I don't even know if the stream just saw it happen
Did y'all even get to just see what happened right like look look it's a train that ran over a grandma
Like mid bill battle have a little full box and I'm I fuck I just
Jump to my home page.
Burger.
You think she felt the impact or was it just like the instant?
Burger.
Like, was it just an instant impact for the train?
Like headphones on or what happened and just like that?
Or like, did she like feel the train when I hit her?
I ran over her constant.
I am reading chat.
I'm not even like I'm just trying to make an idiot.
If you want to make a camp process I'll pass that.
I don't know if I don't know before I just have to...
What was that I don't know I someone in my computer.
I keep it keeps coming me out there's nobody anything no why
I know what it is I know what it is in
fortnight I use alt to crouch but when I
press alt it brings this up
Oh my oh keep is doing that to lace when I try to open my it keeps having me
out because I'm pressing all that's what mom was doing my I was trying to open
inventory and then we just have me out of the game how do I fn plus a there's
an a FNA no but that wouldn't make sense because it wasn't doing it that
before with the other keyboard, right?
Darn it, darn it, darn it, darn it, darn it, please, please, now.
Darn it, darn it, darn it, darn it, darn it, please, please, now.
I am holding FN&A!
I mean, I just can't play.
Because every time I've had a crowd, just look what it does.
It just taps me out.
Do you want me to have another keyboard?
Keyboard
Nice you want the other keyboard
Where's all my e-mails?
Base of Press, FM Plus of Press, FM Plus of Press, FM Plus of Press, FM Plus of Press,
Oh
How do I get the keyboard off Mac mode look I can't even slide
There's only one FN. It's this one.
Window FN-A. FN-S.
My friend spacebar
Yeah, I can't even
I'm getting off skin
All at four all at four all at four
No, are you don't break my keyboard Lacey
Bro lace don't break my keyboard
Shit, that's fucking keyboard.
Stop, bro! Come on!
Oh, you can't use that at any time.
Whoa.
Where did it go?
Dude!
I'm not gonna rock you, bro. I should just kill my mom. I'm not gonna rock you, bro.
You're just washed, bro. I'm not washed. I had no crouch or slide.
Every time I had you. You used the other keyboard that you gave me.
Why do you even use alt for crouch?
I don't know.
This is how I always play it.
Coco, can you explain something to me?
Why do you jump up on my lap?
And then when I start petting you, you try to jump down.
You want to explain that to me, Miss?
Ha, ha, ha.
What are you looking at?
Who's over there?
Who's over there?
I can't believe you kept her over Milo. Brother, are you retarded? You think I can just get
Are we to other people's dogs?
I have a better keyboard, I have a better keyboard, I have a better keyboard, I have
I can't believe Michigan did that shit to me today.
Just know we have to throw the bed, why do you leave?
Ah.
Cause Lacey got off.
What are you talking about because Lacey got off?
What does that even mean?
I'm not playing RP today, Joe.
I feel like shit, dude.
Who got me like, oh my god, bro.
I hate being sick.
I'm such a baby when I'm sick.
I swear to God, I'm such a little baby when I'm sick, dude.
Like, when I get sick, I literally just need my mom to take care of me.
every time I'll get sick back in a day I would just lay in bed all day not go to
school my mom would bring me soup and she'll make me feel better
What is your roommate doing, dude, he's pushing 30?
I don't even know.
Hey, chat tomorrow.
I have a tap-cap shoe.
But I might go live in the morning.
It depends how I feel if I wake up.
If I wake up and I'm feeling super shitty and super sick,
I'm probably not going to go live.
I'm just going to sleep in.
But there's a chance that I'm live tomorrow.
But tomorrow, shit's not going to be long.
It'll only be like a three, four-hour stream,
just because I have that shoot tomorrow night.
Do a late nighter?
Uh, probably not.
Just cause, no, cause I'd go live at like midnight then.
Cause it's six to 11, the shoot is six to 11.
And then I'd be going live at like three AM EST.
Are you ever gonna golf on street yet? There's a golf tournament in three days, dumb fuck?
Besides that, so maybe straight you're asking if I'm ever gonna golf on stream besides the golf stream
I have in three days. What does that even mean?
It's a valid question, no it's not.
When is AT&T starting?
Very soon, very, very, very soon, very soon, very soon, very, very, very, very, very, very,
very soon, okay? Very soon. So the reason at the team has actually not started yet was
because I don't know if y'all were up to date on the recent updates, but I actually just
traveled around the entire United States for the last three weeks. Not sure if y'all
I'll pick up on that, but, yeah.
Add that she is another 15 minutes of fame, no it's not.
I was not in Miami for a month.
What are you talking about?
Brother, you realize I was in Tampa?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Gravity above the stars gonna Mars when I flow came me chipping out that money made me let a nigga come
Had to get used to this type of service traveling through the back door
I just put a big son about another n***a home
WING IT, WING IT