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💥 SHORT STREAM 💥GAMBLING THERAPY 💥 FIXING MY SETUP 💥 RANDOM IRL & DESKTOP 💥 COACHELLA IN 2 DAYS 💥
04-07-2026 · 5h 06m
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I know the game already happened. I accidentally I accidentally forgot to change the thing bro
people make accidents accidents happen dude I accidentally forgot to change my note. All right
I know that Michigan does not play Yukon today. You don't got to keep coming in here telling me
The game already happened the game already happened. Let's see. All right. It was accident
It was accident just like you fuck you dude. Hey, if you're here up the note, he's I pure the chat
I don't know what echo we're here and you might have the stream open twice brother.
Listen y'all, today I know I say this every stream.
Today is actually going to be a short stream, okay?
Today is actually going to be a short stream.
It's not going to be a super long stream.
It's genuinely actually going to be a short stream.
Do not say cap, not cap, not cap.
I know I say this a lot, but today's stream
is actually going to be short.
It's not a fake short stream.
It's going to be like, probably realistically,
Drew, what time do I have to leave?
You're not going to come off set at five or seven o'clock.
But set the except in here so you can't stream in here
from five, 30 to seven o'clock.
Does that make sense?
So you're probably not going to have to end stream either
to someone else in the house.
So I can stream until like seven o'clock.
That's still six hours.
That's not even bad.
Oh, but I can't be in this room.
From 5.30 to 7.30.
Oh.
Part-timer, yeah, but I streamed fucking eight hours a day,
zero days off, streamed like 11 hours the other day,
but I have a fucking shoot one day.
Y'all act like I'm getting off to go eat popcorn
or watch a movie.
No, I have real life work shit that I have to do.
It's like real life, I have to do some working shit.
Okay?
it's not like I'm fucking getting off and and and going to jerk off eat a buck
in a popcorn and you know what I'm saying like I'm doing actual real life
worksheet okay now but I have a few things that I have to do today first
things first I have to go and get some things for my setup because yesterday
Jason decided to hit my monitor with a golf club and break my monitor. So my monitor is fully broken. Okay
That's first. So L Jason the chap broke. He fucking broke my monitor for no reason
Also
I've been seeing your guys concerns in a community. Okay, and in 20 minutes
I have a appointment with a licensed therapist
to talk about my sports betting addiction
and my gambling addiction.
And also my alcohol addiction
and any other concerns that you guys think
I have addictions with,
I'm gonna have a licensed therapy session
and we're gonna sit down
and really talk to a therapist about it.
License, no, it's actually licensed.
So basically it's on this website called Sesame.
I got a log in.
It's a health, I don't know, I don't know, but Russell looked it for me.
So I do have an actual licensed therapist session coming in soon today.
Why are you so big?
Do I look fat today or something?
Do I look fat today?
Not just today.
It's the hair.
on my hair. I thought I looked good today. I thought I got out the shower today, looked
in the mirror, looked at myself, gave a little, I think I thought I looked good. No. All right.
I mean, okay. All right. But, but yeah, I don't, I don't know. So do you guys think that what,
I want to know from you guys personally in this chat, what are the things you guys think
I need therapy on.
What are the things that you guys look at me and you think that I need therapy about?
Because we can really make a list and I'm really going to bring it up to this therapist.
Your coke addiction, buddy, I don't do cocaine.
How many times do I got to sit here and tell you that I don't do cocaine?
alcohol, energy drinks, and drugs. So, what drugs do I need therapy for? What drugs?
Because I can't understand the sportsmanship, but when you guys start saying, start talking
about some drugs, that's when you lose me a little bit, because I don't do drugs.
Cocaine. So, you guys are making shit up. But I almost ended my stream by accident.
Holy fuck, that was really close.
Reda.
Dharma's laughing at me.
Whatever, whatever, whatever.
Lying.
Okay, cool.
But yeah, I'm gonna do this therapy session.
I don't even, I don't know how long
the therapy session is.
I'm gonna have to find out.
Gonna have to find out.
And then also, I want you to know
I'm not doing this therapy session from me.
I'm doing it for you guys in this chat
and I'm not even doing it to get help.
I'm doing it to prove to you guys
that I don't have a problem.
That's my main goal going into this
is to prove to you guys
I don't actually have these problems.
You can get psychosis from weed.
Ugh, man.
Like, ugh, man, dude.
You're just going to lie to the therapist on every person in this chat's life.
Right hand to the sky.
I will not lie at all in therapy.
I will not lie at all in therapy.
Right hand to the sky.
I swear.
I swear.
I'll be it.
No, I'm being serious.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to be fully honest.
runs to the call so he can mediate. No, there's no need to mediate. There's no need to mediate.
I therapy is an intimate one-on-one thing. Okay.
And then also after therapy, after therapy, we're going to go to Best Buy. I need to get a new
monitor. And also I'm going to let you guys choose, but I'm going to show my setup. And I
I want you guys to decide, watch the Madrid game.
Who's playing?
Who's playing?
Bait Bayern in Madrid.
Oh, Bayern's shitting on Madrid.
Wait, Madrid and Loki probably has a good money line right now.
Hold on a minute.
A little bet before therapy, nabs, okay, okay, hold on a minute, okay, okay, you got me,
you got me, you're right, you're right.
Maybe I need to tell a therapist that I was about to place a bet before going to therapy.
Maybe that's something I should tell the therapist, okay?
That might be something I should tell the therapist.
Now I heard from a little birdie named Rums, or was it Ziggy, one of the two, that tomorrow
Barcelona plays.
Is that true, Jack?
Is that true?
I heard Barcelona plays.
So, maybe tomorrow, go live a little early,
put a little 5K on Barcelona,
and you watch the game, not a bad shout, huh?
Not a bad shout, not a bad shout, bad on Barcelona.
What time is the game tomorrow?
Barcelona game.
They play Atlético Madrid at 12 o'clock tomorrow.
Wait, 12 EST?
Alex with the hundred, hockin' dead!
Man!
Alex with the big hundred, holy shit!
W Alex in the chat, man. W Alex in the chat, man.
That's Alex Chad, that's Chad, that's, ooh, ooh, that's Alex, ooh, W. Alex, man, Alex,
thank you, brother, thank you, dude, thank you.
It's at three EST, so it's at 12 tomorrow.
Lacey, someone's behind you?
Like, why don't you say that?
Why don't you say that and then you get me a little jumpy jump, a little scared?
I don't like that.
I don't like that energy.
Just gave me about being behind me.
Fuck off, leave my team alone.
So realistically chat,
who's projected to win Barcelona versus Madrid tomorrow?
Does Barcelona have LaMigrana?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
We gotta watch that game.
We all social we gotta talk about something so um I I I I saw a tweet that
Marlin tweeted he's going to Miami um so I'm assuming that means he's not gonna be
playing in the golf tournament so I I'm trying to figure out if I can replace
him in the golf tournament who who should I get as a fourth person
Ron, Ron can't go. I already asked Ron. Silky. He said he's playing. When did he say he's
playing? Because I'm trying to figure out, because, brother, I'm just, Queson, I already
Okay, I asked K-Song, K-Song said, he'll let me know.
I could see if Jason or Silky want to.
Marlin said he's playing.
Okay, here's the thing, right?
Now, here's the thing.
Marlin said he's playing.
But then tweets, yo, boys and girls,
we'll be live soon to watch part of the Arsenal game
at a bar.
Then we leave for Miami tonight for baller league on Thursday, right?
The golf tournament is in Palm Springs on Thursday.
So how is he going to play in a golf tournament when he's in Miami for
baller league?
It's in the morning so you I don't think he knows the dates correctly yeah I
don't think he does either I don't think he does either so I'm just gonna
consider Marlin scratch from the golf tournament all right they said I had to
have the team locked in a week before the tournament but hopefully they let me
replace him. Pin. My Tesla is a bit broke. What do you mean your Tesla is a bit broke?
How do you break a Tesla?
That's Tesla's like the car that breaks the least.
are broke and the doors are making a loud noise when opening and closing.
How do you manage to break a test?
Let me see.
Let me go outside.
It literally came like that. The day that you bought it for me, it had the sensors.
One of the sensors stopped working five months ago.
You're talking about a tire pressure sensor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So one of the back left tires doesn't sense the tire pressure, and you say all the sensors are broken.
In the front, in the front left one.
And then both the doors are making this sound.
Oh my god, it's cold.
It's 15 degrees outside.
Hold on, let me show you.
Let me show you.
Let me show you.
Ready?
Listen.
Listen closely.
Do you hear it?
It sounds like a door opening.
Look what it is. It's this thing.
What?
It's that.
I'm already going in for service in Cleveland.
I'm already going in for service. I'm going to be down about two grand after.
I told you, a Tesla service does not cost two grand.
Well, they actually said it would be free because they offered me a multi-million dollar sponsorship.
That's going to be my business plan.
Yeah, Marlon's calling me.
Yes, Marlon?
It's been a while.
Is it true what I'm trying to say here?
That it's Thursday, you know, Marlon?
And that's the reason for that.
I'm not telling you what I'm saying.
But I know it's been a while.
I've been thinking about it.
What did you ask, Marlon?
I'm not.
It's the golf talk.
We don't like golf tournament.
I told you the golf tournament was April 9th.
I thought that 9th was a Friday.
So you are going to be at the golf tournament.
I got bummed all of you on Thursday, bro.
Sorry, bro.
no, I didn't know. I thought it was Friday. No, it should be fine. It should be fine.
It should be fine. It should be fine. It doesn't like keep going until Friday like
no no it's just a one day it's just a one-day celebrity golf tournament it's
fine I can I can ask if I can replace a person they said it's they said the teams
had to be locked in a week before but maybe they should let me replace it
replace you
Is he celebrating?
Rude in my gold tournament?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I don't have any teammates, I
I don't have any teammates, I don't have any teammates, I don't have any teammates.
Adapt just said he doesn't know if he can either. He said, I'll let me know today.
What do you mean reschedule?
What do you mean reschedule?
You can't reschedule.
It's not my turn to me.
Face time silky.
Can you please get a debt to stream please the flock is dying
Are there the flock it what do you mean the flock is dying out here you guys are not dying dude
You guys are not on your deathbeds because a death is not streaming
What do you want me to react to Drew? What? Hey Lacey, this is not what I meant when I
asked for a snowy tap cap. Why is my purple guy frozen? Your tap cap did not come with
ice on it. So, let me illustrate. You think that I set tap caps with barbecue sauce and
frozen. How would it even be frozen after coming in the mail? You guys can't just keep
doing things to tap caps and then posting pictures and saying, I messed your tap cap
up. I did not put barbecue sauce on a tap cap and I did not freeze your tap cap. No,
You're the one shipping them
Things come frozen in the mail all the time
Shady, why'd you drop out of the golf tournament? Do I just tell them I can't make it I
Mean might as well right
No, so y'all want me to go to a celebrity golf tournament where everybody has teens and
I'm going to be alone.
Oh my God, I forgot I have therapy.
Oh my God, I have therapy.
I'm going in with a bad mindset.
Oh, I forgot I have therapy.
I have to complete my medical history?
I don't take any medicine.
What else has been going on with your health?
Brother, what kind of question is this?
has been going all of my health. Photos or other docs? No. Oh, it's fake stuff. Okay,
never mind. It's fake stuff. It's fake stuff. It's fake stuff. It's fake stuff. It's fake
stuff. It's not leaked. I guess I live on 67674's drive. Like, I guess I live on 6, yeah,
That's my address is six seven six seven fours drive. Yeah, dude
It's not letting me join
Complete your medical history I did I don't take any medicines. I don't have any medication allergies
submit. Close. Close. Now when is it time for my visit? This is my therapist. What's his name?
Gene, Gene Jeffery?
Starting in zero minutes.
Chad, do I, do I, can y'all actually hold me accountable?
Because honestly, I don't need this, though.
I don't need this.
It's not letting me join.
Just try it.
There's no way y'all want to sit here and watch me go to therapy.
There's just no way y'all want to sit here and watch me go to therapy.
I don't need therapy.
I'm not some fucking psychotic dude who needs therapy.
It's not letting me join the visit, doc.
Doc, it's a message in them.
I'm going to say doc.
Doc, it's not letting me join.
that the link is invalid. From my doctor gave me a booth link, said do y'all know how I
I get in? Look, join visit. Page not found.
Call Russell.
Calling Russell.
Doc, you there?
Well, Jeffrey, dude, Oh my God, call Russell.
Why isn't those working?
I don't take any medication.
Bro, it's not letting me, it's not letting me, it's not letting me join.
I am, he's not answering.
Oh my god, I'm out of mistherapy. This is just so shit. How am I gonna miss therapy, bro?
Join and visit.
Maybe he hasn't started it yet, maybe he's late.
There's no way my therapist is late to my therapy.
Can we place a money line on it or under it, how long it takes him?
What time does it start?
It started four minutes ago.
Maybe he's in another session.
How do you know it's there?
I know.
I know it says this, but when I could join it doesn't let me join.
I know it's my first time meeting it.
I know it says this, but when I click join it doesn't let me join.
I know, it's my first time meeting it.
And look when I click it, it says happening now.
Are you signed in?
Yes, I'm signed in. How would I be here?
Look at this gorgeous. Russell said any other instructions?
No.
I didn't leak his number, Chad. It was a fake number.
He doesn't live on 6'7", 6'7", Lane.
I don't even know what the site is. I don't even know what to do.
Yo, Jeffrey.
He's not saying anything.
No, he's not answering. I haven't got a stamp. How much did I pay for this therapy meeting?
Can you call him? Or is Emma Howard's?
Log in.
I just logged out
Yo for a tech guy you suck at tech. I don't use fucking sesame. What the fucking sesame sorry and get therapy on sesame girl
Wow, bro, I'm supposed to be going to therapy right now, and I'm just sure you want to try the app
I'm supposed to go to therapy right now. I just can't even go to therapy. This is sad
Maybe there's an app. I don't even need it though for being honest. I don't even need this therapy
I'm going to get the app.
See if there's a download.
Maybe there's a program on Windows.
What?
See if there's a program on Google that you can download for it.
Wait.
Open the score so I can sign in.
You've got to use the app on your phone?
Before therapy bet on the Lakers and plus 1,100 put it on God the Lakers are plus 1,100
It's not letting me join the link, it says error.
Join the error, let me see, oh.
What, it lets you on the phone?
Check, see if you, did you look up
if you could download Sesame on the computer?
So you want me to join right now
so you could tell them that you're having problems?
Hold on, no, you can only get it on the phone.
All right, well, you want to sign in?
Hold on, what if I just do it, what if I just?
Do I already join to it, is it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Please allow a few minutes,
Jeffery's finishing up with another page.
So that's why.
That's why it's not working.
All right, get it on your phone,
and then get it, let's be set up, just in case.
Wait, am I going to be waiting for like an hour?
My time is valuable.
Why are y'all saying, uh, my time is actually valuable?
There's no way he's late to his first therapy session.
Chat, I'm not placing a bet.
I'm not placing a fucking bet
right before my fucking gambling therapy.
Do you guys think that I'm that much of an addict?
25K on the Lakers wins you 350K?
Okay, but Chad, realistically, like, Chad, y'all got to actually think about it realistically.
Hold on, Chad, I'm logging in on my phone.
Who do the Lakers have playing today that could even slightly compete with the Thunder?
Ron's calling you. I don't think Ron's calling me. I think he's calling Laze
Sure, wait, but chat chat don't you guys think that this could be like one of those trap games?
Come on hear me out. This could be one of those trap games where the Lakers somehow compete
Yo, Gene Jeffery, he's still not in the fucking therapy meeting.
I mean, I guess we'll go through some reactions until he's ready.
Isn't this, have patience?
No, but bro, come on, you all gotta understand, bro, you all gotta understand when you have
a first ever therapy session with a therapist? Like, you're supposed to be on time, no?
Let's go through a couple reactions. Lacey, I have these two cap caps separate from the ones I've
already opened. I want you to help me give them both out to two different people.
No, I'm good. You can just open them, bro. I'm gonna be honest. If they didn't get them,
Too slow, too slow, too slow, so who's gonna lose money?
Here's some things for therapy.
Number one, lying about 98% of things.
Okay.
First off, I don't lie about 98% of things.
I do not lie about 98%.
It's actually bad you do.
Name one real thing that I lie about and don't just say diet, just say diet because you're
a hater.
Like actually name a real thing that I lie about.
Alright, let's make a list then for the therapist, let's make a list.
Let's make a list for the therapist then, yeah?
Since you guys, since you list for therapy,
all right, what do you guys think the number one problem
that I need to have therapy about is?
All right, damn point.
What do you mean drugs?
What do you mean drugs?
If you can give me specifics and tell me what drugs I need help with, then we can talk
about it, okay?
Okay, so you guys think I need help with a weed.
So because I smoke maybe, maybe five times a month, you think I have a weed addiction.
All right.
You know what?
I'm going to be unbiased.
I'm going to be unbiased and I'm just going to let you guys choose and I'm going to
let you guys say it, okay?
Cocaine, I'm not saying cocaine because I don't do cocaine
Habitual liar lying
Retterage. So you think I need to tell my therapist that I have anger management problems?
Anger Management Redo Range.
What else, chat?
What else?
Alcohol addiction.
Brother, I do not have an alcohol addiction.
So you guys think that because I smoke weed a few times a month and sometimes I go out
with my friends and watch a game and drink that means I have a weed and
alcohol addiction. You drank six days in a row last week. Okay, it was spring break.
It was spring break. I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a fucking young kid. I'm a young
adult on spring break. Obviously I'm gonna fucking drink a little bit. You're 23? Okay,
Sure. All right. So is there anything else?
You're diet. All right.
Diet slash weight.
I do not have a sex addiction.
Sex addiction, okay.
No, do you guys think that I have like, there's no way you guys think I have all this stuff wrong with me.
There's just no way.
Acting gay.
Yo, Rob!
Get it, get it!
Get this fucking piece of shit away from me!
No, no, no, no!
Get it, get it!
Oh my god, get it!
What are you doing right now?
I'm supposed to have therapy.
What?
Yeah.
What's going on?
My track is on therapy.
They're saying these are all my problems.
family addiction I mean maybe weed and alcohol addiction I mean maybe anger
management yeah ever since you've been on red up diet slash weight I mean that
doesn't matter you're already sex addiction addiction you don't even do
you said sex addiction apparently I have heard you before acting gay yeah
that one's that one's that's a big one okay I know I still don't I don't think
And my therapist is 50 minutes into the therapist section.
Who is it?
His name's Gene Jeffery.
He's 15 minutes late.
He's going to come to your house?
No, no, it's all right.
Maybe he doesn't give a fuck about you.
That's what I'm starting to think, too.
Or it could be worse.
Porn addiction.
I don't want porn!
Oh my god, you're protein cheaters?
Yeah, I did, flame it hot, protein cheaters.
It was actually really good, too.
I also have protein banana bread in the fridge,
if you want a little piece.
Fuck.
I'm actually on my walk.
Me too.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
Crazy.
I think we should do it again.
We'll meet you.
We'll meet tomorrow.
Get hazmets and stuff in the house.
OK.
I'm down for that.
Yeah, because it's not just me, I realize.
Where can we get a hazmets suit?
Probably in the Halloween store.
OK.
I'm down to get some hazmets suits.
Sorry, I'm alone.
I'm down to get hazmets suits.
We get a vacuum.
Get the ghost buses coming here to the house.
Yeah.
The home room didn't go to Buster's shoot, I don't know what it was about, do we need to shoot in that air?
We don't go in that shoot, we're going to be treated to leave the house.
We should do that next.
What? We should go to Buster's? That's not bad!
Ghost Buster didn't go to a house, that's why he's breaking it.
You can get an added house in here.
Oh, you can definitely find some.
Why didn't you care to come in the house all the time?
I'll go to the home room.
Let's do it.
Where is my therapist?
This is fucked up!
We're already on reverence over that.
No, this is fucked up!
It's great to get him when I got to get children.
Brother, I was supposed to have this shit on 130, it's 145, he's not even checked in.
Hey, Doc, it's been 20 minutes past the appointment.
Maybe he's like, you know, chilling, he knows.
Maybe he's watching the stream and he's like, fuck this guy.
Hey, listen, bro, I got chest pain.
I used to get on my face.
Listen, bro, I got, uh, I got, uh, no tests just come in.
I want to challenge you with a chest pain.
So you know what I realized?
They, they, he had asked me if I wanted to be in a chest pain of it.
And I was on a plane when I saw it and then I never answered after the plane right and then now I'm on the jet-turned.
Socks? What am I supposed to say? Tell me a therapist that, bro.
You want to tell me a therapist?
You want to challenge me or not?
The jet?
Well then I'll shield you in chess.
You really don't know how to do chess.
You don't know how to do chess.
I played chess 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 3rd.
You just...
3rd.
You just...
I actually hear you.
In the meantime, I'm going to go get the cuts of the book.
Another lie.
I mean, I'm just sitting here waiting for my therapist.
I don't know what to do.
Like what kind of professionalism is this?
straight up, what kind of fucking professionalism is this shit?
How can you call yourself a doctor?
How can you call yourself a doctor and just leave your client out to dry like this?
Is it a scam website?
Please, I need serious help.
How much did I pay for this?
Scroll up and chat.
Look check in for your upcoming visit it takes two minutes, and I checked in for 130
And then it said at 125 your visit is about to start and then the doc just never joined a fucking visit
The doc just never joined a fucking visit
I'm in I'm in the therapy session look it says it's waiting for him still
It says it's waiting.
Is this website a scam?
All right.
Is anybody in chat mom or dad or older sibling a therapist or anybody?
Does anybody in chat know a licensed therapist who could call me on Discord right now and
to have a therapy session with me?
Actual question.
You're all saying me.
There's got to be someone in this chat who's a therapist.
Man, fuck Jeffrey.
Fuck Jeffrey.
Look at this.
That ass says 130 therapy couples therapy, no, not couples therapy, gambling therapy.
My brother is a therapist, I can get him in right now.
Let me know who to add on Discord.
Okay, use betterhelp.com.
What is this?
Can I get a therapist right now with this though?
I want a therapist who's direct, who's flexible.
Brother, I don't care if my therapist is, I'm not fucking my therapist.
All time-wise, no preference, would you prefer a therapist who's casual or formal?
Oh, somewhat formal.
How would you rate your current physical health?
It's pretty good.
How would you rate your current eating habits?
Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
Are you currently experiencing overwhelming sadness, grief or depression?
No, I'm not.
Little interest and pleasure, not at all.
Moving or speaking slow, slowly that other people have noticed, not at all.
Feeling down depressed or hopeless, not at all.
Trouble falling asleep, not at all.
Feeling tired or having little energy, a little bit.
Poor appetite or overeating
Not at all feeling bad about yourself or that you're a failure not at all
Trouble concentrating on things
Yeah
Very difficult very difficult am I employed
Wait am I employed
No. Any problems or worries about intimacy? Would this be considered a sex addiction?
How often do you drink alcohol?
I mean, yo, I do not drink alcohol daily.
So y'all want me to say daily?
Are you currently experiencing anxiety?
No.
Are you taking any medication?
Yes. How would you rate your current financial status? Good. How would you rate
your sleepy habits? Probably fair. Support groups? Okay, maybe a little support
Maybe a little uh, I don't know, uh, I don't know.
Probably a video session.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Hey!
What's up bro?
I love my phone.
You left your phone here?
How would you date?
Hi bro.
How would you date, sir?
year? Are there any specific preferences for your therapist? Do I want a male therapist,
a female therapist, therapist from the LGBTQ, a black therapist, or an Asian therapist, or
an older therapist. I mean, honestly, I don't really have any preferences. All of the above
school, all the above is cool. I feel like...
No, I don't want an older therapist.
Brother, I don't understand how my therapist is still not here.
Brother, yeah.
How was the therapist 30 fucking minutes late?
Bro, I don't care.
My chat.
Like fuck off.
Stop asking all these questions.
Nick.
Verification code.
Drive!
Come here, bro.
Yo, can you call Russell?
Can you call Russell?
Can you call Russell?
Yeah.
Can I call him?
Can you call him?
I'm so confused.
I don't know.
Did we pay for this?
I don't know what you want Russell to do.
Russell, you're on the stream.
What's up?
Russell, I have a question.
Did we pay for this therapist?
Uh, yeah.
I don't know he didn't I'm not kidding. He's literally he literally just didn't show up
Yeah, I know I'm in the thing it says it says therapy happening now and he's just not here
It was $200.
How much do you think therapy is?
Oh fuck no Jeffrey.
I paid $200 and you don't show up?
$200 and Jeffery doesn't want to fucking show up to therapy.
We're sorry.
Jean Jeffery wasn't able to join.
How were you going to schedule therapy and not join?
No, I did not connect with him.
I want to see a different provider right now.
I'm suing Jeffrey.
They just gave me credits.
Okay, so how do I, okay, so wait, where do I go in this thing to book?
Because I'm looking at it and all it says is lose weight, treat erectile dysfunction.
You're probably going to lose weight.
No, I don't.
So what do I click on to see a therapist?
Oh my God, there's actually no people available.
It says Jeffrey's available at 3 p.m.
Do I rebook Jeffrey for 3 p.m.?
Yeah.
It's surely the comments, right?
Well, I'm not going to lie.
Surely there's someone in the chat who just knows a therapist
that can have them, that can just have them,
have their mom or whoever they know get on a call with me.
Tell your therapist what's on your mind.
All right, if you don't need us anymore.
Ask Jason for his therapist.
We appreciate you reaching out.
Gambling is consuming me.
My anger scares me, and lying is destroying my relationships.
How long has gambling been taking over your daily life?
It's not been years.
Six months significant.
What triggered this gambling pattern?
Lost my job.
Relationship got serious.
Started drinking daily.
Yo dude, you guys are making me seem to these therapists like the worst person in the world.
Continue.
I want my therapist now.
$90 per week.
Not paying that.
Can you just get this guy's cousin?
Is there anybody in the Twitter com or in the chat who has a family member that's a therapist
like an actual therapist, not some troll shade.
I want a real therapist to dissect my problems.
Call Jason.
Okay.
Call Jason.
Calling Jason.
So Jason has a therapist that'll do this.
Let me ask him.
Yo, JTW, I'm on stream right now.
My chat's telling me you have a therapist that can help me.
Uh-huh.
I have an on-stream therapist.
No, no, no.
I'll on-stream their same.
Oh, on-stream one?
I mean, yeah, but you gotta, like, schedule with him.
What do you mean?
Like, you can't just call him up or like, this is a real registered therapist.
Okay, be honest. Do you think this is accurate? Do you think that I have a gambling addiction,
a weed and alcohol addiction, a lying addiction, anger management problem, diet and weight
loss problem, a sex addiction, or an acting gay addiction?
I think gay addiction, yes, sex addiction, I don't know,
I don't know about that one, I mean, I don't really know about that one.
Gay addiction, yes, um, yeah, I think yeah,
I'm doing a lot of addiction weed addiction, I don't know,
I'll have to do smoke weed.
Like a couple times a month maybe?
So yeah, that's my addiction, I don't think shit.
Thank you! Thank you!
All right, bro, I'm gonna talk about a therapist appreciate you man
Wait, can you leave me with with they're saying dr. K
Okay, okay
Maybe I'll just message him then
Yeah, okay. All right. Thank you, bro
I do have a sex doctor if you want.
What?
It's a sex doctor?
I do have a sex therapist.
What does that even fucking mean?
I have a sex therapist in me here.
She talks to you about having sex or what is that?
I don't know why.
I could get doctor Taurus sex therapist.
I got therapy session with her way back when?
Way back when?
You and Dr. Kent, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, 3K Jacob, 3K Jacob, how do I know you're not trolling?
How do I know you're not trolling?
Because I can't believe my therapist just flaked on me.
Well, I'm not gonna lie, that actually made me sad.
That dead ass made me sad that Jeffrey flaked on me.
Y'all realize how fucked up it actually is
for you to schedule a therapy appointment,
to list out all your problems,
and then your therapist just doesn't show up to the meeting.
He basically looked at me and said I'm useless
and I'm not like, I'm unhelpable.
Imagine if I was like feeling down and depressed
and he just flakes on me like that.
Could you imagine?
And then 3K Jacob, I DM him and I ask him
If he actually has a therapist or a cousin, he said no,
just wanted to say fuck Javers and W. Sinnoi.
Okay, I guess we're not having therapy today, chat.
Sorry, y'all.
That's literally what I really wanted to do.
I really wanted to prove to y'all
that I didn't have problems,
but I can't find a therapist.
I can't find a therapist.
You clearly have problems?
No I don't.
your credit for the 3 p.m. one straw said my brother can do it right now be envy
are you trolling or being serious what with what no problem my therapist
canceled. I said to him, listen to my problems and he just canceled the appointment.
Listen to my problems and he just canceled the appointment. Do you want to hang out with me?
I'm trying to be very specific. You can always hang out with me.
No, I don't want to hang out with you. Listen, there's two sisters. Brother, what if we just
burst them? We chest. Yes. Is there dual, is there dual chest? I mean you can talk about the
Yes!
We can just tap.
You're Magnus Carlson?
Yes.
Okay, he's gonna be weird.
Do you have a butt plug, right, you kids?
What?
This is it. Listen.
Oh, what a butt plug! I know what you're gonna do!
You guys have this trap?
I don't know.
Do you want a butt plug?
I don't want a chest.
But every time we make a wrong move, we might have to just hop off the ground.
What? No.
We might have to just hop off the ground.
You're supposed to use it to cheat.
What do you mean?
someone who knows the moves they can Google it like AI it so like if it's b2 you do like buzz
it twice like buzz twice for b and then buzz twice again for two so now you know you move b2 and then
you do like e6 so now that's a lot of buzzes but you'll get there oh my god we might call him
like there's a chance you're gonna miss you don't finish okay um look why b here
They know about this shadow. I'm gonna get a threat on Twitter.
Ways to charge or?
You're disoriented.
I'm down.
You know what I'm talking about? I've got two checks.
I don't have a vibrate. You don't want to have a normal pink.
I don't have any new moves.
Well, I don't just care. I have like a normal, one of the normal bucklugs, but I don't have a vibrate.
Go to the sex store real quick down the street.
You should go to the sex store.
Yeah.
No.
Maybe they had a sex store.
No, no, no.
Oh, wait.
I looked.
Yeah.
We had a really good group.
All right.
We had a case.
All right.
Come on.
It's bad.
Chat.
Straw DM me and said his brother's a licensed therapist.
He's making a discord right now
Now now I'm gonna show you how good I am at chess
I'm actually good at chess.
I'm actually good at chess.
It's not working here.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, what's the best website to play chess at?
I'm a tournament player.
Diana from Sweden.
Bro, I don't need to learn chess, bro.
Skip this shit.
No thank you, no thank you.
I don't need a lesson.
Start digging.
move the horse, that's a great play.
Not good enough though.
I'm in a three-man weave right now.
Make a move.
Make a move.
Checkmate.
Come on, take it.
I'm not ass.
Oh he can do it but I can't.
Yeah it makes a lot of sense.
sense.
Be honest, I'm not doing that bad for my first time.
Which one's the queen?
Oh!
Bitch! Checkmate, motherfucker!
Wait, what?
He said he could get his license taken away for doing this on stream without having the
Consent form signed
All right, bro therapy skips. I mean
Fuck Jeffrey
Book Jeffrey for 3 p.m. Okay fine, bro y'all y'all meet up
But, but, but, y'all want me to book Jeffrey for 3 p.m.?
Go outside?
Hold on.
I'm not the worst ever chess player.
Don't say that.
Yes, you are, okay.
The worst ever is definitely not true.
I could learn chess if I really wanted to learn chess, fax.
All chess is, is you just have to learn what the pieces do.
That's not hard.
Reason for appointment, gambling.
Gambling alcohol, gambling alcohol, lying, drugs, sex.
I'm going to be honest, I don't want to learn how to play chess.
In my opinion, chess is for, and you guys can take this the wrong way, whatever you want,
People who are good at chess are not real life smart facts.
That's not code.
Hold on a chat.
Wait, what's my address again chat?
Do you guys know?
Hold on, Chad.
Wait, what's my address again, Chad?
Do you guys know?
Do you have any ongoing medical issues?
No.
What was your last routine blood test?
Not sure.
My last physical, not sure.
Tell us about your health goals.
nutrition and weight. Maintain care and wellness. Support for my mental health.
Well the thing about me is you guys think I live this shitty life when I really
have a great life. Like you guys think I have all these things wrong with me?
Brother, I don't. I don't.
Why do I have to put my address to get a therapist?
That just doesn't make any sense to me.
Fuck the therapist. Yeah, you're right. So y'all don't want me to do it. Y'all don't
You all don't want me to do it, you all don't want me to do it, because I can go through the reactions right now.
So I can sleep for longer than I thought. I don't have to end in two hours.
All right, bro.
All right, bro.
Well, I don't care what y'all say because I officially just applied to get another
therapist. My random selection, my appointment has been booked. Who is my
therapist?
Brother, there's no way I got Jeffery again!
Shut the fuck up!
You shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
It's 4 AM and you're fucking out of my house!
I have a blood-sucking mosquito!
Blood-sucking mosquito?
What is it, even me?
I've never been fucking cold that before.
Never been fucking cold that in my life
before a blood-sucking fucking mosquito?
Oh my God.
Let me go to reactions.
Let me go to reactions.
Here, chat.
Oh, I can do P.O. real quick.
Chat posts anything y'all may react to in that thread.
Hold on, they get P.O.
I don't know how much it is, but.
Okay.
Okay, we got some PO's, yeah?
Okay, not bad, not bad at all, WCHA.
WCHA, WCHA, WCHA, WTO, we actually got a lot of PO today.
We actually got a lot of PO this time, guys.
Appreciate all the people who sent PO, man.
I actually am doing a very special event, okay?
So as you guys know, I do a PO box opening every two weeks.
So what I'm gonna do is every single week,
the person who sends me the coolest thing in PO gets
$1000. That's right. $1000 cash. Okay. So, I hope you guys enjoy the video. The P.O.
Box is down below in the comments. I appreciate all the nice letters, all the
packages and everything you guys send me, all the brands that send the
amazing stuff. And let's get into this P.O. Box opening. Alright. First, let's
Let's go through all the letters, okay?
This is for Lacey.
He spelled my name wrong, all right?
All right, it's a letter, okay?
Okay, it says,
dried,
and there's a note.
Okay.
Mmm. This is very, very good drawing.
Woo. You guys know every letter in your painting and drawing, I got to hang it up on the wall.
All right? All right.
Okay, okay.
Okay, here we go.
Woo.
There it is! There it is on the wall!
Okay, and then he sent a letter and it says,
Hi, Lacey, I'm a new streamer.
You inspired me to stream and I want to be big one day.
You're my favorite streamer.
If you could, can you please say my stream name?
It's BenzTricksUnderscoreLive.
Can you call Jinxie and tell him I love him. This is my first fan mail ever from Bentley. You can read this out loud
Okay, thank you, Bentley. I appreciate you so much Bentley. Thank you, man
Appreciate the appreciate the fan mail letter dude the effort that you you went through to send me this letter. I really appreciate it
All right, next up we have I
Don't even know what this is. What is up? Just leave the address. Oh, no, I didn't peel box
Okay, here we go
Hi Lacey, my name is Lewis. I'm 18 and just started my first business called Sniffables.
All you do is smell it. It's got pure essential oil in it and it's a cleaner alternative instead
of caffeine. This pack is our focus and refresh pack, keeping you locked in instantly. Is this
legal cocaine?
Yo, I smell it right now.
I mean, yeah, it's sort of like smelly sauce.
Yeah, really good.
Holy shit. What's that?
Yo. Oh, you don't feel?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
You're gonna hold this fucking door or something?
Made me fucking like, jump up a little bit, okay?
This is from...
Oh, I'm gonna do it, yo.
Gemini legal team.
Wait.
What?
Did I just get served?
Uh...
You're lying, you're lying, this is lies.
You do not have to appear.
What the fuck?
Why did they send us to the...
Why did they send us to your PO?
What is this?
Is this real or fake?
This is real.
Nah, this is fake.
This is fake.
There's no way.
What the fuck?
Does that ring a bell at all?
No, I don't know what this is.
No, none of this.
Poof of service, affidavit.
My name...
No, that's not my name.
What?
What?
What did you get a suit for?
I don't know.
Matt Bailish?
That's not my name.
That's not your name, bro.
This is someone else's suit.
I think I got lights, bro.
My fucking head is itchy.
Can I just get served?
Proof of service affidavit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
service affidavit. My name is Brian. I'm over the age of 18 and not a party to the corresponding
cases.
Brian, does that ring a bell?
No.
What the fuck?
Gemini is a real law office in Burbank?
Notice of service.
Jason, where's your blonde hair?
Wait, what am I getting sued for?
Oh, this is not for me.
Someone just...
Is this from Matt Babish?
Wait, who is it?
Attachment 3.
Who's Hosni Alarvandrum?
I feel bad for this.
February 18th, 1982.
Oh my God, I see the social security number.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
So, someone just put the wrong address in it.
Declaration for injuries?
Damn, bro.
What the hell is going on here?
Workers' compensation appeal board.
Yo, Hosni, Aravada?
We got your shit, man.
Social Security Number 621.
Yo!
Wait, is this...
Was this meant to be shipped to me?
Yeah, look, three medical records attached, that's a felony.
So reading a fake name is a felony.
Jesus, brother.
Brother put my address down for a lawsuit and fled the country.
Nice, thanks, Hosni.
Okay.
I don't know why they said that's me.
Okay, next, P.O.
Oh, we got from...
What's wrong with that?
She's nice.
From Carter.
Lacey, P.L.
Okay, thanks, Carter.
She should have seen you.
You want to meet Aldo?
Yeah, I met Aldo before, I think.
Yeah, I'm sure if I have.
Okay.
Oh, Lacey, I love your screens.
You're awesome.
I'm wondering if you can please sign this phone case
send it back. Yeah. Actually, I'm have Jason sign it too. I'm have Jason sign it too.
We'll definitely send it back. No, I'm gonna have you sign that. It would need a
lot. I really look forward to getting it back. Have a good rest of your nice
Now, Coco's going to be fucking on caffeine.
The tender now.
No, stop with the caffeine!
Oh my god.
Sorry Coco.
Wait, can a dog die from caffeine, Nathan?
No.
It's cookies.
Hope you like the handmade stickers.
Oh, these are stickers.
Look.
It's a tap, cap, and thug sticker.
These are tough handmade tap, cap, and thug stickers.
Okay. And then I got a, oh a thug's phone case.
Oh wait, don't want Jason to hang up or is that what I think it is?
Okay, hold on.
All right, I'm a sign it for you.
I'm a sign it for you, Carter, I'm a sign it right here.
There we go, bro.
I've signed your phone case, but you're right there, man.
I'm gonna send it back.
I'm definitely gonna ship it back.
All right.
All right.
The next letter is from Chairman Eiligul's support.
Yeah, it's a trust writing of your books.
I don't know.
It says, a worker's compensation subpoena
was served to your place of business.
In order to comply with the subpoena
and avoid further escalation, records must be produced.
It's not, but why would they send it to my PO?
You have to specifically send it to my PO box.
Why is someone sending lawsuits to my PO box, Nuff?
Okay.
Next.
Oh, yeah.
Holy shit, we have a lot of letters.
Okay.
Another letter to Lacey.
AKA Lacey Live.
Oh, it's from the YouTube.
See, that's a lot of people who send PO from the YouTube, man.
All right.
He sent me...
I love you Lacey and it's a nice it's a I think it's eyeballs eyeballs oh that's a dick all right those are not eyeballs
Okay, and then he said me a $50 Visa gift card
Okay
I don't show them.
Huh?
Send me a 50, hang that one up.
All right.
Okay, so you guys are going to hang this.
Chad, anyone who's good at art?
Send all your artwork over to us and we'll hang it on the wall.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, Drew, you want to hang this one up for me?
Hang it up on the wall, dude.
Oh, wow.
There's a YouTube viewer that made this.
There we go.
Nice dick on the wall, huh?
This is to Nick Fosco W. D. All right.
Oh, Spider-Man brand new day in theaters July 31st, 2026.
What is this?
What are you sending me, bro?
What is this?
We need that emo ASAP, juice of.
Dear Lacey, yo Lace, I saw your react to the Spider-Man brand new day trailer and you
want to go watch it.
Was wondering if you wanted free tickets to the movie.
I have extra admin passes to AMC which allows people to watch any movie in any format
Let me know if you would like it DM me at achilles. I can give more info. Yo achilles every PO box opening
You send me some some weird image on a postcard bro like achilles. What is wrong with you, dude? What is this?
What is this dude?
All right.
Read, please.
Racy, my name is Riley.
I'm a 13-year-old boy.
I'm trying to have a glow-up like you.
Can you give me some tips and could you sign the football cards I sent and send them back?
Also follow my TikTok account.
I chose these cards by choice.
It's Justin Jefferson has massive aura.
Please take care of the card, sign it,
and if you have a hardcover case,
can you put that on the card?
Thank you, thank you, you have aura.
The man, Riley.
Okay?
What is that fucking noise?
Wow, it's two Justin Jefferson cards.
Okay, hey, appreciate the cards. Maybe I'll sign these and send them back.
I'll sign these and send them back.
Alright, next we have from Nick.
This one's an actual package.
All right, no, not Nick, a third one, okay.
Read this, please.
Yo, Nick Fosco, it's Nick Bollard here.
First, I want to say congratulations on your weight loss so far.
Saw a clip of you saying you were going to start taking Reda.
used to be a fat fuck too until I took RETA and lost 50 pounds in five months. Now I get
mistaken for Marlin wherever I go in public. I have a peptide company. I wanted to send
you 30 milligrams of our RETA True Tide and some backwater to help you with your experimentation.
Why are you spanning sun? I put a print out of our testing results so you know the
is real. Below is a QR code to my site and pictures of my before and after. More information
hold it inside the sticky though. Don't, don't leak. Text me or call me for more details.
Fuck.
Shayna Retta?
Certificate of analysis from a lab reporter.
Did I just get Retta sent to me in PO?
Let's get Retta sent to me in PO.
Can I just get a Retta plug?
Get it tested and see if it's legit.
How do I do that?
What's the lab name?
Does it say the lab name in there?
Axon Kens. Is that legit or no?
I feel like I probably shouldn't take RETA from P.O. Box, right?
do not use that. Interesting. Okay, I mean, hey, I appreciate, I appreciate you taking
the time out of your day to do that. I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna have to look into it.
I mean, it looks legit.
Like, I mean, it looks legit.
I don't know.
It has a backwater and everything, too.
You want to test it?
You want to test it on you, maybe?
Is it OK?
I mean, I don't know, I'm going to have to look into that and see if it's legit.
But I don't know, that from PO Box, a little, I don't know, okay, all right, next package.
Let's see, get a key here.
I'm not testing it on Coco Chat.
So far it's been a good ask.
Oh, that's them in the chat right there with the five gifted.
Aksin Kenz with the five gifted.
Yo, I appreciate the package, dude, I really do.
I just don't know if that's legit to take.
You know what I mean?
Like receiving that in the PO box
a little, a little fucking scary there, dude.
He said, call him.
Okay, I'll call you off for him.
I'll call you off for him.
What is this?
It says divinity on it.
Okay. Okay Chad, what do you all think bro? Nice little hat, huh? Nice little hat. Okay.
Little hat here. Maybe I, okay, I said Mr. Luke. I think this is some shit Luke would
where Divinity had, all right?
And then we got a little Batmobile car.
This is kind of sick.
This is kind of tough.
It's a little Batmobile car.
It's not Havette.
It's a lighter.
Is this a lighter?
Oh!
Oh!
He said it's a custom.
It's a custom lighter company.
He'd like to do a custom tap cap lighter.
Yo, yo, SoCal, if you send me a custom tap cap lighter
my PO that would be sick.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, this is cool, a lighter for my joints
so I can light up.
This is pretty tough.
A little Batmobile lighter, not mash out.
Probably the coolest thing I've gotten in PO so far.
All right, let's see what this is.
We got about one, two, three, four, five, six more packages, Shat.
This is from Milicio Ramos.
Wait, this name sounds familiar.
Milicio Ramos.
Wait, isn't that that little shit in the wheelchair?
Who sent me a phone?
Yes! That's what I thought. Okay.
a bear with a bandana where she cut the heart out and put a stab wound in it.
Oh, and he cut the ear off and put blood on it.
Guys, this is not normal to put in a PO box and send to me.
And he burned this ear, this ear's burned,
like it actually has burn marks.
Why are y'all sending me voodoo dolls in PO?
Why are you sending me voodoo dolls?
Okay, is there anything inside like a tracker?
little creepy. Okay, it's a little weird, a little voodoo doll in the p.o. And then he
also sent me this, a little letter. What is this? Okay. Okay, wait a minute. Now this
This is tough.
A Spider-Man rug is sick.
This will definitely, this will definitely,
I will actually use that.
A Spider-Man rug is sick.
I'm a huge Spider-Man fan.
That is cool.
That is really cool.
I actually really do appreciate that.
That is a sick rug.
I'll go do not piss on it.
And then there's a letter.
Hey Lacey, it's me, Mel.
I'm the one who sent the phone.
I know this is my fourth PO.
I just wanted to send you a Spider-Man rug
because I know how much you love Spider-Man.
also custom made the bear to be a thumb.
I planned on giving it to you in person,
but I haven't gotten the text back.
Some may think this is weird that I keep trying
to get your attention, but I'm just dedicated.
I won't stop once I'm tired.
I'll stop once I'm done, or once you say no.
Do you remember when you started
and Clicks gave you a chance and took you in?
Well, I'm that Lacy two years ago.
I'm not asking for a handout,
I'm asking for a chance.
It's impossible to grab under it, this is crazy, try it, try it, grab under it, grab both of my fingers.
Grab both of my fingers? Grab both of my fingers.
For what?
You can't do it, grab under it, and then spell run.
Spell run.
Spell what?
Run.
Are you in?
Again, get faster.
Are you in? Are you in?
Are you in? Are you in? Are you in? Are you in?
I don't know what to do with you, I don't see it.
It's like, bro, he's 23 by the way, he's 23 by the way, 23!
I'm not asking for a hit, I'm asking for a chance to come on stream and show my humor and talent.
You said I was 16, I'm actually 19. My birthday is March 21st. You're my inspiration, even despite me being different.
You showed me it's possible to be a big streamer. Listen, now, brother, I really do appreciate the PO Box.
I really, really do appreciate the PO Boxes, man.
And listen, bro, you know, I'm not saying no. You never know what to happen. You never know.
What's good everybody? Today is Lacey's birthday. Today will be a great idea to go inside a car and get Lacey a gift so that when I head to LA, I could be able to give it to an in person.
Joe!
Check, look at that phone.
Lacey really loves Spider-Man. This guy has a lot of words on his floor.
It'd be a perfect addition for him to put this on his floor. This is something I'm gonna get him on.
I don't want to stuff any of it or something.
Joe!
I got it!
Oh, he's not tall enough to get that.
Oh, I was looking all over the place for these damp Adana.
Will it be out of fit on this watermelon head?
Let me see. What the fuck?
Dude, she's bigger than his dick head.
I don't know if I know what to bear.
It looks simple right now, but when I put on the bad Dana,
and I make it actually look like a dirt,
then it'll look more nicer.
And it's going to be more sentimental.
It's no sense for anything from my boy Lacey.
No, Lacey, I won't be wearing the bad Dana.
Hey, what's wrong with that boy?
Okay.
Uh, how are you?
How are you?
I'm doing good today.
Here you go.
I don't know how it does anymore.
That Lacey is going to come up on me.
I'm going to show you what the bedroom looks like at the end of the video, I just want to say thank you to Lacey for even giving me the opportunity to even call him.
He could easily just go off the phone, but he gave me a chance and thank you to Lacey for even considering, even flying me out, because he doesn't have to do it.
And I want to say thank you to all of you guys for supporting me and believing in me. I will head to LA next month.
I believe in myself and I believe Lacey would give me a chance. Thank you Lacey
Broke me during those days where I was all alone and recovery and nobody else was there
But everything that you should we're always there for me. They always made me laugh
I didn't see everybody. Oh
It does take dogs on the BND and uh
Okay, wait, this is cool, but this is very meaningful. This is very thoughtful. Thank you for the birthday gifts. No, I appreciate this
Hey, when you're in LA bro, when you're in LA, I got you in a segment. I got you in a stream say you when you're in LA
Coco do you want to bear this bad?
Hey! Give me that! Okay, alright. I appreciate them gifts, man. Those are great gifts. Those
Those are great gifts, those are great gifts.
Okay, next.
We have a box.
Okay, what do you guys think this is gonna be?
What's it is?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Any guesses?
From Matt Cracks. Congrats on TapCaps. They're so fire.
Ooh!
What is this?
Wait am I not supposed to rip it open like this?
Yo!
Okay, this is top.
These are flowers.
Hey!
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
How are you?
What's up?
I haven't eaten yet before.
I swear we've been...
Yeah, we've been in Vegas.
Is that where we are?
Where are we?
What's that?
We're in my crib.
Okay, I can't stop.
I know.
Okay, I can't stop.
I know.
Okay, I can't stop.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Okay, I think it's tough.
You want me to load your bag up for you?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You're having a loud, okay.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm saying that's bad.
Well, this place is crazy.
Nah.
Where's the doctor?
A doctor.
He's here.
He's outside.
Right here in front of us.
Well, look at me, look at me.
Calm down.
I'm not a doctor, bro.
I'm not a doctor, bro.
Man, I'm an Uber driver.
That's a good video.
That is a good video.
Oh, she got coke ice.
What are you doing right now?
What drugs?
Are you a security guard?
God is relaxed.
Okay.
Is this your security guard?
You're calm down.
He's sweating like shit.
Oh, wow.
I'm not even hot here, dude.
Am I nervous, did you say?
You're fucking nervous now.
Are you a drug?
No, no, no. He's good.
Let's go down to the store. Let's get some shit, bro. I gotta fucking eat, bro. I'm gonna go right now.
Do you want to go on an air wand, bro? Is it foolproof?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Bro, this is weird, bro. He's just staring at me.
What the fuck?
Judging. You're just sitting there judging me, bro.
Judging you? I think your fit was fucking nice.
Thank you.
I drank a 200 milligram caffeine thing before I came here. We're up. Yeah, I actually don't do drugs
Okay, well just let me know if you need anything bro. Let me know if you need any let's go chill. Let's go do something
That's how we stand
Oh, there you go.
OK.
Ron's got a fucking problem with me, don't you?
He's fucking weird, bro.
He's just being this fucking ass.
Very cute, right?
Yeah, I'm trying to get a French Bulldog.
Oh, no, this is not a French Bulldog.
No, I know.
Fuck that.
Definitely not a French Bulldog.
Yeah, that's how we got it.
It's like it looks like a grandma, huh?
Yeah.
Fuck it.
That's cute.
Are you coming with us in the Maybach?
On a chess.
I'm going to 1D1 them.
Dude, look at his dick.
Look, how he's just showing us that.
That fucking dick game, you know what?
We just got a fucking voter going on.
You do.
We know that, Bushett's flash.
Yeah, that's what it is, yeah.
You fuck bitches?
I have a girlfriend, remember?
Oh, yeah, I do.
I was really scared.
You fuck bitches?
Nah, nah, girl.
Right in the face, bro.
It ruined my night.
That ruined my night.
We were at the Kanye or the Yade concert, excuse me.
We were leaving, and I saw all of it.
I was like, I was on the other end of the gate.
We saw, bro, and he grabs my, like, whore, like this,
and he hit Kimmy's face.
That's funny?
That's not funny. You said
And I was like that just I'm so sorry I just hit your girl from right in the face. Yeah, I was like I'm so sorry
Give her a band
These are my homies brown
Oh, I thought you said stains.
No, no, no, no, no.
Stains, bro.
That's tough, man.
But yeah, dude, that's soft.
That really fucking soft.
Yeah, that's soft.
I felt bad.
I was like, dude, I feel like Dan away.
He goes, it's fine, dude.
I'm like, no, like really?
I'm sorry.
He's like, it's fine.
Or maybe you had routes.
And then you walked away.
And then I saw you again.
And you looked at me.
And you looked the way I'm offed.
I don't remember doing that.
Yeah.
Fucking asshole.
He's got a problem with that, I could tell.
I know.
As soon as I stepped in, he wasn't even trying to tell me
The first thing he says is although you're on drugs
No, that's like the fifth thing you said
Have you ever done drugs or not? Never
You don't do drugs, you don't do drugs
You cut your jaw a little bit there
Well, he's good man
Come on, uh, come on, uh
This is like dude
What is that?
What is it?
What is that?
What is that?
He's not expected.
Think the fuck was that?
He's not expected.
Like what was that?
Check.
He's for sure on drugs, right?
Like for sure on drugs?
Like for sure.
Tell me.
What is it?
Come on.
This toy is tough.
What?
All right, they're going to be here soon, so whenever you're ready, can you do it?
Okay. I'm ready wherever.
I'm packing my guests.
Okay, I hope all of you are going to go on.
Well, look what I got in my PL.
50, 50!
Yes, look what I got.
What was he looking at my PO?
50, give me some crew!
Wow, we have 50 chats!
Yeah!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Give him shirts off.
Thank you.
Give me shirts.
Right on.
No fucking way.
He could shoot this boy.
What are you going to do?
No fucking way.
You can shoot this boy.
I mean, I had a look into the lab, he sent me a whole lab certificate saying that it's, like, certified and...
I would not take a gelog from BL, especially a lacy dog.
Wait, so you hear anything you hear in your head? He's horny.
Yeah.
Where do you put the needle?
You just do any, like, fat, uh, fat storage spot in your mouth.
How do you do it?
How do you do it right?
Do you see if we can get those difference?
What do you mean?
Do you know the difference?
Like, in the...
Can I be honest with you, I don't want to leak anything, but I thought it was pretty funny.
You're saying all this stealing from you?
What?
Stealing what?
It's upstairs.
So you can put it anywhere.
I hurt...
I'm not trying to...
I don't know about...
What?
I hurt Darla crying.
Like, late at night.
I don't know if you ever...
No, you can't.
I hurt Darla crying like late at night.
And Kenny Messengers said, wait at night.
And Kenny Messengers said, wait, why are you crying?
And Darla said, she was crying because she was like,
your face is changing too much.
She said that she can't play when she's anymore.
She's crying because she's saying that I have red on face.
Makes no sense.
It's not funny, Jack.
It's not funny.
I don't have a red on face.
Wait, he get
Okay, and this is tough though in that cracks I appreciate I appreciate this dude. This is really sick
This is really sick
We'll put this through you put some the shovel over there. This is so tough
Okay, next, ah, Chad, y'all think it's gonna be promo?
Ah, who could it be?
Wait, it's a second hoodie of the one that I like.
Oh, Jesus is the light and it says light of the world on the back.
Y'all, I actually really fuck with these hoodies, bro.
I really do fuck with these hoodies.
Whoever, whoever's brand this is, hit me up, you know, I would love to, I would
love to buy ownership of this company and I would love to, I would love to really,
you know, promote, I would really love to be a part owner of this company, have
equity in the company and you know I would definitely invest and have equity in
the company and definitely can do some clothing stuff very nice clothing stuff
I feel like I feel like people every time I wear this hoodie you see in some
clip people are like oh that's such a sick hoodie you know so I feel like you
know some we can definitely make like a little equity play stop calling me a
you next up PO box from Lacey or to Lacey who's it from though
international
You know, they see my name is Lewis.
This is my first time sending PL.
Hope you enjoy.
Can you stand this on a shelf in fuck droop?
I really appreciate the people that do art like this and take the time out of their
day to like to custom do things like this is so sick.
This is so cool.
We'll put it on the wall, Drew.
Okay, that's on the wall.
Thank you so much, bro.
And then he also sent a Leonardo Funko Pop
and some Pokemon cards.
Check, therapy's in 12 minutes, I'm fine.
I don't, check, is this card good?
A Charizard?
Is a Charizard good?
Charizard, right there.
And then also a Meowth.
Meowth.
A Meowth.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate this a lot, man.
I really do appreciate this.
Shout out to you, bro.
Shout out to you.
Okay, we have two more office.
Jack, beyond, it's been a really good P.O. Box opening.
I'll be you P.O. Box opening, bro.
See, when y'all send full shit, it makes it very fun.
no mocks, no letter, just a pair of shoes.
Who are these? I'm a little confused. Are these you? They smell brand new.
Ordering new James Harden shoes? Hey, shout out James! Shout out James Harden for sending
These men, these look sick.
These look really, really sick.
Man, I'm gonna wear these for the next time I go hoop.
I'm gonna really wear these for the next time I go hoop.
Yeah, these look like a box.
All right, and then the last thing is,
I'm guessing it's gonna be clothes.
Okay, we got some beanies.
Uh-oh.
Okay, a black beanie?
We got a pink beanie?
Okay, and then we got a drawing of me, hold on.
Pretty cool, pretty cool, pretty cool.
moody and then we got, hope all is well, I want to say congrats on Tap Cap, super cool
product. I've really been enjoying your streams recently. You're super entertaining, inspiring
and very skinny. Thank you moody. He also sent some jeans, some jeans and then it looks
like a zip-up hoodie. I like the pants that Moody had. The pants that Moody had were tough.
I'll fuck with this.
I appreciate you Moody.
Thank you, Rattle.
Thank you for the clothes.
Thank you for the clothes, dude.
A WPO box opening so far, or for today, man.
WPO box opening.
I'm gonna say my favorite things I got
was probably definitely the Spider-Man rug
and the Thug Bear.
I'm gonna say, number two is gonna be this Batman lighter.
And then, probably either the reddit or the toy,
but very, very good, a P.O. box opening.
I appreciate all you guys for sending me stuff.
YouTube, I hope you enjoy this video.
make sure to drop a like, comment and subscribe
and send stuff to my PO so I can open it on stream
and shout you out, man.
The address is in the description.
You can send it from Amazon,
you can send it from your post office,
you can have your mom send it, whatever you want,
a letter, a package, a gift, anything, bro.
And we are doing the PO challenge
where the best item from every PO box gets $1,000.
That was a great yellow that was actually a good pill, but y'all sent some very cool stuff.
I appreciate the creativity.
Um, okay.
I'm pretty sure I have therapy Oh, he can't tell on you.
This guy's just a fucking asshole.
This guy's literally just the definition of a fucking asshole.
He's the definition of a fucking asshole.
Fuck Jeffrey.
All right, Drew, you ready to go?
Do you want to go to the store or do you want to go to the store?
Oh, chess.
Oh, fuck.
I want to sit 30 minutes or right now.
Fuck, let's just go right now.
Let's just...
I don't know.
Wait, this is tough.
Wait, this is tough.
What?
This is supposed to be you.
Oh.
Wait.
Huh.
Yeah.
That was from the Schumer wars.
Russell just said to me that he canceled the appointment and the reason was leaked number.
Did I leak the therapist's phone number?
Did I leak his phone number?
Wait, no way he actually lived on six, seven, six, seven, fours lean.
Wait, why?
Dude, my fucking panties are in a bunch right now.
She moved Coco to another room, so no one walked in here and then she scared her.
Coco?
Why are you four on the register?
She's happy.
You're actually a chud.
Come on, Coco.
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
How you guys doing?
How are you?
Is it you, kiddo?
There's animals.
I thought you said only animals or food guys.
Okay, alright.
What is that smell?
Smoking or how?
A cigarette?
I mean, that's...
A cigarette, okay.
I'm gonna be good.
Are you sure you're okay?
I'm good, bro.
What?
This is the homie.
Smells like fucking garbage.
Wait, is this the homie?
Yeah.
This is the homie, man.
Okay, yeah.
Just, Jason.
Pineapple, if you mean pineapple.
Come on.
Pineapple.
Okay, next one.
Where do you guys come from?
Uh, I don't know.
Where are you from?
Somewhere on the street.
This is Lacey.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where are you from?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is Lacey, I don't know if you've met him yet.
I've met him now.
Wait, me?
Me?
I think you met Mr. Beast.
Yeah, we met at Mr. Beast.
I was screaming in your guys' ear when he was trying to say,
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Oh.
And then I played the next game.
I played the next game.
Wait, how did you get eliminated?
Oh, what do you do for a night?
Why are you respecting Coco?
What do you mean?
Look at her nipples.
All right.
Yeah, should we keep looking at each other?
Yeah.
Oh, that would be nice.
Oh, that would be nice.
Oh, that's the order.
Yeah, well it's a little messy right now because I just did P.O. Box.
box. That's what Alex for knowledge of. You get that water rock, he's like messing her all over the place.
Ah, yeah, yeah, that's the one. The only one online is singing all over the place.
Yes, yes, yes. This is how he's heard me know. He's got a very...
I spoke better than the other one across.
Uh, he's got a nice video out there, so...
He's cute. Wow.
Did you hear this? I'm going to get that window? How much did I put in?
Oh, I thought so. The property manager, $12,000 from the window, had my own guy come in,
$3,000 in the window. We're gonna work, isn't it? That's Japanese imported window.
Oh no, it's church class.
And you've been getting a big humiliations?
Got my faces on your face.
Hey, why do you have...
I was from Old Faisy, too, you know.
Charlie and Dixie.
I also didn't know.
This is so interesting.
Oh, did she see the kitchen or the balcony yet?
The balcony?
Yeah.
Oh, that's a little bad.
I heard you play chess.
Yeah.
I'll have you know.
I have four years experience and I was a Grand Master.
Really?
I was.
But then you actually played for four years?
No, I played for 10 minutes then.
OK.
Well, you know, if we might need a backup,
maybe we can call you in on the tournament.
Yes.
If you want to play.
Yes.
Wait, was it you that DMed me?
I did, yeah.
Yes, I was on a flight.
And I saw it as I was on the flight,
and then I forgot to enter after the flight.
It's OK.
So I apologize.
I didn't mean to ignore you though.
So are you going to be invited to the next tournament
that we have?
Yeah, the next chess tournament that we have.
Yeah, that's fine.
Why are you inspecting these walls?
Alright, let's go check out another request of the house.
Oh, yeah.
See, oh my God, you've built up this house smoking in your house.
This was a gas.
It sounds like shit in here.
I just realized this is embarrassing when we have guests over.
We have guests over. This house is embarrassing.
They walk in.
Why do you have gloves on?
Look, there's flocks everywhere.
I have a maid for me!
What was that? I have a maid for me!
What was that? I have a maid for me!
What was that? I have a maid for me!
My wife's everywhere. She's like a sis.
Yeah, no, guys, my room!
I know my room is a little messed right now, but the maid comes in like two hours.
There's flies in here too.
There's flies in here too.
of the number 10. It's fine. Honestly, this won't pay them. Alright, come here. You stay
in here for the month. What do you mean this is what you pay them for? You guys don't pay
them anymore. There's not been a cleaner at this house in months. Well, yeah, I haven't
been here in months. Jason hit a Tesla? Say, oh, God, Jason crashed again. Wait, what?
No, they got you lying.
No, he did not.
Who's Tesla?
What?
No, he did not.
You ready?
Stay.
Do you have your car key?
Yeah.
We might need to do a driveway segment because the dude's cleaning like four cars right now.
So, it might be blocking it.
So you guys are all in the driver right now.
Hello.
Do you have one?
Is your car keys for chance?
Who?
Andrea?
What's this?
Oh, no, you're not.
Oh.
What did she say?
She's right here.
No, I was just starting to chat with her soon.
Jason's leaving the car.
Whoa.
Can you guys stop and role-playing that you're at the house?
You guys are not here.
Okay, I'll have to be in the car.
No, I swear I've seen them.
I'm good.
No, raw!
The case is crashing to a Tesla.
No!
No, we didn't.
He hit a Tesla, that's what I'm trying to say.
Are you serious?
I don't know.
You hit a Tesla?
Yeah.
There's no fucking...
No!
He's trolling me.
No, wait, wait, wait, wasn't that almost it?
No.
No, it was Jason.
He's really badly pumped cars.
No fucking way, right?
You're trolling.
Are you serious?
It's like after a couple?
Oh, they're live.
Oh, they're trolling?
Are you worried?
Are you worried?
Are you worried?
Are you worried?
Hey, where's Sam?
Right?
Oh no, did he say no?
What can he do?
Wait, did he hit her?
Not about on you, buddy.
This is so much shit going on at once.
It kills us the old days.
I'm fucking overstepping it.
Well, at least I don't think there's an end there.
Wait, it's deep in there.
At least it's deep in there.
Oh, I see one.
It's in the bathroom.
Run!
Ow!
God! I thought you were gonna like...
What kind of crap is hanging?
I thought you were gonna bend me over like, fuck me or something.
What?
Whose car is this?
Bro, no one knows whose car it is.
This car's bendier for days and no one knows who it is.
No, someone moved it though, cause it was down there, now it's up here.
And it's brand new.
Where are my keys?
You could take the Tesla.
Good.
I bet.
Did you charge it?
I didn't charge it, but it should be fine, right?
How do you turn it on?
Uh, you just press the gas, I think.
But...
Cops, it looks...
Run!
Just careful. Don't hit any cars like Jason.
Yeah, I won't.
Out of gas?
You... You in detail for me?
Ah, fuck!
Is there a reverse?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is my car.
Wait, where's my car?
Yeah!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Get back to the base.
Get back to the base.
Get back to the base.
Yo, we almost just smacked Soki's car.
Why did it stop?
Why is it lighting?
Because this spot on the driveway has no phone servers or Wi-Fi servers.
Carl, why did it do that?
Yeah.
Every parking is awesome.
Yeah, you only every parking?
Like the car.
Yeah, the Tesla.
This?
No.
Oh.
I can leave here?
Watch out.
I'm going to switch it.
Give me a sec.
I
So as a lighting
Yes smoking here
I was cutting the be-all over with it.
Can we just, can we either leave the house or stay in the house?
Because the phone, I can't switch the Wi-Fi because we're on the iPhone.
So the stream needs to ask.
Well, what do you mean?
What do you think we're going to do?
Either stay in the house or I'm not at the house.
I know, but switching it back and forth is going to be a hassle.
So are we going or no?
Yeah, we're at peace.
All right, Charlie, make it F again, because it's lagging.
Put it on the right button.
This is your job?
What do you mean?
Charlie, what are you guys saying?
Charlie, I just don't want the stream to F, because when I need to change the Wi-Fi, it Fs.
Because we're not on the Samsung, we're on the iPhone.
Bro, where are my keys?
Do you throw them on the couch?
Did somebody catch Fieldman?
Wait. Oh my God, watch this.
Watch this. Ready? Ready? Watch this.
Watch this.
Right there, I just seen him.
There you go.
I hopefully don't want to block you in.
Oh, you really will.
Oh
Okay
How far drive is best time right now, I don't know probably 15 minutes
Clean up the trash you just put them inside or something cuz we're right. Thank you. I'll pay you wait
Where's your car around the corner? Why should we take your car if you want having us like space in the back to fit stuff up to you
Well, I need to go get a new I need to go get a couple things I need to get a new monitor number one
Yeah, what else do I need to get for my setup?
Jason hit it with a golf ball
I know it's weird. It's super fucking weird. It's fucked up honestly. Yeah, let's take this
Well, did you just put it on like your rack or something?
Dude
You've got popcorn all over your car. Yeah, cuz Jason keeps Jason left
Is it good?
It's the only way to clean up is to get it right?
Yeah.
I mean it's a little stale but give it a try?
No I'm good.
I'm one of those out here.
Chad, when we get out of the driveway how many times do I have to explain to you?
They're complaining to you.
What are they saying?
They're complaining that it's lagging.
I can't do anything.
Unless they want it to F and I'll put it on the house while I find it for five seconds.
Am I going to hit the car?
Use your mirrors.
Oh no.
We need to hold on.
You're fine.
Should I turn it?
Oh no.
Holy W driver!
Oh my god!
Brother, you might as well put me in the fucking NASCAR F2!
What?
Is that your car right there?
Is that your car right there? Hold on now Drew. Hold on now Drew that car's kind of looking a little
scratchy. I kind of want to get a new car. Of course.
You know what car I want? What? All right actual this is an actual question and I know I just
I just got this car, I know I just got it.
But how much would my monthly payment be
if I wanted to get the Ferrari truck?
She just makes 600K.
Whatever this is, this car is 200K,
so whatever this is, it comes through.
Obviously that's not accurate,
but like somewhat accurate, you know what I mean?
What, what, what do you hear?
Huh? Oh yeah.
Wait, what's this car, a month?
1.8K.
Alright, so probably like 6k of them, maybe?
That's not even that bad!
I could be totally wrong, I'm not gonna lie.
I could be really wrong.
Chad, that's real, it's gonna be not that bad, right?
But then you have insurance too.
Wait, is it like a law? Do you have to register your card with insurance?
I'm going to see right now.
Yeah, that put $100k down.
How much is, what's it called, a Ferrari? What? It's for the P, right?
Paragolta or something.
Okay, they are they are they electric around like 550k okay give or take
down payment a hundred thousand interest rate will be dangerous well five
percent maybe price seven percent seven percent for how many months would you
I want to pay it off for you.
Five years?
So, 60 months?
Huh?
60 months?
Yeah.
It'd be 9k a month.
How much?
9k a month.
9k a month.
7k a month.
7k a month.
10k, 11k a month, baby.
Cap.
That doesn't even sound right.
That's a five.
What do you mean it doesn't sound right?
It's like $600,000.
$600,000.
$600,000.
$600,000.
$600,000.
$600,000.
$600,000.
It's a $600,000 car.
How does that not sound right?
Brother, that's-
That's a whole house you're fucking driving around.
Yeah, does that not sound wrong?
That sounds way off!
Like, more or less.
What?
More money or less money.
It sounds like it's too high.
I don't think so.
They're 550 new
I mean this one's 3k miles 540 2k miles 580 4k miles 500 it just depends on miles and spec
So I got 500,000 dollars. This is a 2023 4k miles and it's 500k
23 yeah
226?
Yeah.
Chad, is that car electric or no?
Okay, I mean, I don't...
Yeah, Chad, we gotta get some new mods. I'm not going to lie.
226 is 600 bands.
I only see one on the market.
And then a 2025 is 580.
Okay, so I just did a $500,000 one.
And I put, okay what about 200k down?
Wait what about this least one?
Why do I have to buy it?
I don't think, can you lease from Ferrari?
I don't think you can lease.
I don't think that's how Ferrari works.
Oh wait.
You have to do it, you have to do it with another
like a private dealer or something.
Can you lease, can you lease a Ferrari or no Jack?
Hey, I'm trying to screw you guys!
Jeff, Ferrari doesn't just sell anything to anyone.
You have to break your way up.
Wait, so I couldn't go into Ferrari right now to buy that car?
I don't know enough about that.
If you want to buy specific cars,
you have to buy five Ferrari's first to get access to buy that brand new car.
Crap!
No, that's how it works.
Yeah, but I wouldn't buy the car directly from Ferrari.
Okay.
But I don't think you'd be like you would get it from a luxury dealership.
Can you lease from the most of the dealership?
No, no, no.
But do the matter quick.
500,000 with 200k down with.
You're not getting a 2026 for 500k.
No, no, just 250k.
You're gonna get like a 2023. Sure. Yeah
I'm was down 200k
Why don't you buy a house or something? Why would you put 200k into a car? You're a retard actually? I'm not gonna lie
That is it'd be six ten month, but you're actually a retard. Oh buy a house. What are you doing?
Why would you put in 200k? Why would I buy a house?
Yo, why are y'all retweeting that?
Please explain to me why I would buy a house.
Well, I said down payment on a house.
Yes, but you're not understanding why would I buy a house when I don't know where I want
to live in the future.
You don't need to live there.
You could fucking sell it.
You might know.
Oh yeah, okay.
And then what?
Then who's my property manager?
Who's handling the house?
Who's running the LLC?
Who's like, bro, you don't just buy a house and buy a house.
house and rent it out to Howard.
All that gets paid for and then at the end of the day you have company house once it's paid off.
What?
What do you want?
You used all the money that the people pay you to rent and live there to pay for those things.
Okay but who's managing the house?
That's right.
You will find someone.
Yeah but so you want me to buy a house then find someone who may not be the house manager
Then start a whole separate LLC just so I can have a house.
No problem.
I'd rather just drive around a Ferrari truck.
Well, you're such a rich, moron.
I'd rather just drive around a Ferrari truck.
A part that you're going to get rid of after three months
is a good plan.
No, I'm kidding.
I've been looking at a...
What is a four-person apartment thing?
And what is it called?
Is it a suplex?
A complex?
Is that four?
I don't know.
I don't know what it's called do plants maybe I don't know why I have a cough
now nice yeah I've been looking at well whatever the four thing is in
Florida it's like a million dollars why do I have a cough I don't need charity
match practice chat. I'm a fucking natural athlete. I don't have to practice for the
cherry match. That's not how I roll.
You guys got to understand, some people need to practice and some people were
born with it. I was born with it. I was born with it.
The only thing that that might fuck me over in the charity match is my stentima because I have not been practicing on like stentima at all
Like I literally I haven't done any
any stand-in-my-training whatsoever for the charity match.
Realistically, how, is it too late
for me to start training a little bit?
You know what training is gonna help you,
that's what that is.
So I started jogging on the treadmill
for 30 minutes a day for the next week,
leading up to the charity match.
Would that do anything?
It helped me out at all or no?
I feel like you can't strain skatoma in a week though.
Yeah, I'm sure it would help a little bit, but not, like.
What do you think about me is like,
The thing about me is, I feel like, no matter what,
like even if I do go out there and train,
even if I do like conditioning and trading,
I, just the fact that I'm naturally athletic,
I'm gonna be fine out there on the pitch.
I'm gonna be fine like my stand-up is gonna hold I could definitely I could
definitely put in about 23 minutes out down the pitch and just my natural
athletic ability can take over what I lack in my stand-up
I'm being serious. You guys laugh, but think about everything I do. Everything I do, every
sport I play, I'm just now, I'm a natural. Even when it comes to gaming, I'm just a
Natural
Doesn't matter if I got eliminated in fortnight that wasn't like that was a fluke that was dead-ass a fluke
You know, it's crazy. If I won the mr. B. Shit, you know what I was gonna do?
I was gonna give you 100k. I was gonna give 100k to the mods.
I was gonna give you 50k to the Twitter mods. And then I was just gonna like distribute the rest of the
I would have bought a fucking new car. Oh my god. That's what you were gonna do
No, no, I mean I'm technically I wouldn't waste that much. I would just trade in my current car and just upgrade
You just got it though. Yeah, but I want the better version
I want to have it for you
It's fine. You're gonna surprise me next year with a car, right?
You surprised your brothers now it's my turn
No, I'm surprising snowy with the car
Oh
No one wants to watch a YouTube video with snowy
Yes they do, because you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to be surprising, surprising a subscriber with a car
And then I'm going to pick a random person sub to my Twitch channel
And I'm going to surprise them with a car
And then when people find out about it
I'm going to just get a million subs
And I'm going to have like a hundred thousand people
about it you're only risking $5 a month and you could potentially get like a
$50,000 car so I'm gonna do surprising a subscriber with a car and I'm gonna pick
someone random you know I actually I actually boost your views on YouTube
the one thumbnail I mean it's like one of your most viewed videos in the past
month or the one where you surprise me for my birthday but I'm on the
That's why that's why that's why yeah
Same with same with
I was in the background of it, so that's why the user so I should make your own YouTube channel
nah
What's up? I don't want to drop your viewers shit
Okay, yeah, how much money does your make a year? Oh Drew makes like pilot 300k here. No, I don't like that's such a lie
Why? Why do you lie?
Wait, it's 300k a year a lot.
You're such a pussy. I actually hate you.
I mean, do you actually hate me?
I'm actually asking.
Now get your toxic quick, Clevvel.
I'm being serious. I'm not saying it's not.
I mean, is it a lot?
Like, is that considered high class or middle class?
Oh, that's like 25k a month.
Oh, I know the math. I'm just asking.
Is that considered high class?
Do you spend, do you, on your, yes on your own do you think you spend 25k a month?
Yes.
Just off of, all right, your rents were targeted, that's why.
But okay, let's say your rent was like 5k a month.
I'll beat the, would you burn through all the other 20k?
Yes.
All right, you, you, no you don't, you don't spend 20k a month on personal things.
You didn't say personal things.
That's what I meant, not, not-
I had employees and streams.
Okay, that's not, no I'm saying if you were a regular-
How much money I spent last month?
No, but that's including like content and stuff. I'm saying like it like personal things my finance team sent me
The exact amount of money that I spend last month. They sent me my expenses. Yeah, it was probably insane
it is
Monthly expenses
37,886 dollars I
Spent twenty three thousand dollars on content merchandise and supplies. I spent
$14,000 on miscellaneous right that's including employees. Yeah
But last one how much money I spent this month
No, no, no, that was January in February that was February in March
It's probably $50,000.
$21,000.
It's not. It doesn't make sense.
It's not accurate.
It is.
No, it's not. We spent $20,000
just on the gaming marathon.
I had a sponsor.
Oh, the gaming marathon.
Yeah.
I don't know. It's what it says.
$21,000 I spent.
And that's not including paying me, paying Russell.
That's not accurate at all.
is personal you said? Oh employees is a business expense these are my my personal
expenses last month I spent 20,000 on what car does that include rent yeah okay
that's half of it right there see what I'm saying though if you had normal rent
you wouldn't be burning through 25k a month so yes 25k a month is a lot of
Money to me.
How much did you spend on gambling?
I told them, I told them not to put gambling expenses
in my financial reports because it's an investment.
I told them to count that as my,
to put that in my investment portfolio.
Why are you guys laughing?
That's valid.
Let me spuss out.
It's an investment that never returns cap cap
Y'all realize how much I went up on that first Michigan game sure I might have lost $25,000 yesterday
I'm still up 25 all time. You think you're down or up and what in all type of gambling
Including pastoral sports betting regular gambling. Oh, yeah
Down how much like a lot?
Probably like, probably like a hundred.
Oh, I lost a hundred K last month on backdrop.
Oh, so it's probably more.
Well, no, because this month I went up fifteen and it's fourth day.
How you doing?
Very good. You guys just can't film in here right now.
You all right now?
Yeah.
You going to be just on me?
Yeah, no.
No more Best Buy Signals.
Wait, when did that rule change?
Where can we go get a monitor?
Yeah, okay.
Hey, no more Best Buy Signals then?
Damn, we were about to buy a whole $5,000 gaming setup.
When did Best Buy change their policies?
But I think they all knew you you could tell even if we were hiding it that would
We could go to the gym this is the summer phone that's my bro
This is literally who remembers us me running a debt in our suits walking out. Well. Wait. Wait. How'd I do one?
Sub you could equals one step classic
Absolute classic
I said we go to the gym
Should I do a gym segment?
It's not about shout.
How far is the gym?
Eight minutes away.
Really?
Yeah.
Get your first workout in?
Nah, I'm actually good.
It's just in a...wait a second.
Alright, then just order a monitor, I guess.
Fuck dude.
I was super excited for getting...
I really needed a new monitor.
Ah, ah, ah, oh.
Throw it back, hesitate, throw it back, don't hesitate.
Are we going to Starbucks instead?
No, I want to go to Quench.
Are you not saying sled?
Wait, let's go to this place, remember we went with Marlon?
I don't you want to go to quench because I'm a lot. That's just too healthy, but this place is good
I'm not going there. I'm gonna get Luna girl. We want the Marlin quench. I
Have to eat healthy dude Luna girl is healthy. No, it's not this it is
They have good shit here dude, I need to see my man's
He my man's is working or not. I think he doesn't work there anymore. It's easy. Oh, they were just shut down for a little bit
They are wrong.
Okay, y'all think he's here?
The OG guy from the sub-athon?
Who remembers 2024 every morning?
Oh my god, he's here.
So many segments happened right here
for that first sub-phone.
Classic, you know, classic.
Wait, it juices now?
Isn't it crazy that I was like almost two years ago?
Two years ago.
Can I please do, I'll start with the pesto chicken bowl.
And then, how you doing?
I'm back.
You look good.
You guys are back up.
Wow, I'm excited. You guys got juices there?
Yeah, we do.
What was that?
What do you think your best juice actually get is?
Do you want something like...
Like smoke, like fruit?
Well, a fruit or you want a sweet or you want a juice?
Like a juice.
Juice?
Okay, so I'll make you a...
Have you cooked a chill?
I know it's in a pineapple, so maybe it's very cool.
Okay.
It's good if you do it here.
All right, let's do it.
All right.
I'll do that, and then the cucumber, chill it, and then the pasta, and you want
If you come for a chill, then it has to hold and you want these?
Yeah.
So you come to a healthy place to get a bag of chips.
They're kettle-clothed, they're healthy.
Hey.
If you want me to eat you.
Oh, it's happy to have a nice to meet you.
How you doing, man?
Hey, how you doing, kid?
Thank you, thank you.
You look amazing, too.
Hi, Mark.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
How are you?
Yeah, like this.
Feels like it's two years ago again.
Yeah.
Good. I have a match in a week.
Yeah, I've got a new match. Doing pretty good. I've been training a lot.
You saw my bicycle kick? I appreciate that.
Appreciate that. Alright, let's hit that.
Woo! Who cares?
Yeah.
Can't hide it back in the toilet.
Wow!
Here we go with the line of strength.
I don't know if you remember, two years ago we came in here every day during the 2024 7-Ball
and on the last day I tipped him $3,000.
That's a great place.
You know what's crazy is there are probably not a lot of people from the 2024
Seventh Island that are still watching the stream today.
What do you do about it?
Of course, let's do it.
Yeah, this is amazing.
Bro, I saw him pull the back up.
I was like, is that a race unit?
I can't even scream.
It is, man.
Let's do it.
I've got to pull it.
What's that?
Do you want me?
Yeah.
Thank you.
It's not a mood, I chat.
Let's see, man.
Keep killing him.
Keep killing him.
Maybe this is the...
Should I have a question? Y'all do your teeth every day.
Serious question.
Are these chips good, sir?
Ah, a little bit.
Not that shot at all.
Not that shot at all.
Do you know what I was thinking?
I had a random thought the other night about what Muda's dick looks like.
Because look at that, his nose is so big, and he's just so, like, skinny, and, like,
I feel like his dick is long, but like a pencil dick, you know what I mean?
Like, I feel like he's got, like, seven, eight inches, but it's like, no girth to it.
It's, like, super skinny, in a vein, right down the right side of him.
Oh, Moot is in the chat right now, okay.
Well, alright, Moot up.
Okay, that makes us a little longer.
Gracie, how about your therapy?
I didn't have therapy, bro.
You can't follow me three times.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, this Brenna is working.
It's four o'clock, I haven't eaten yet.
Wait, Chad, what's a thing me and Muda can do?
Like, you know how, like, you know how R6, there's that thing where you can, like, 2v2
every rank?
Can you do that in Valorant?
I was playing Valorant off-stream this morning.
For, like, I was playing Valorant for, like, an hour off-stream.
I went, I went, I think I went 27 and 27 and, like, 5 or something like that.
I was going crazy.
I'm not captain, I'll show you all when you get back.
When we get back, I'll show you guys on my set up.
Bro, I still think we hit the same.
Bro, you wanna go to these gyms so bad!
Bro, it's a good ass gym.
Actually, I went all the way back.
I did not go 5 and 27, I'm a talented fucking idiot.
I'm a good gamer.
A gamer with a gear potential, actually.
Yeah, I wanted to do therapy, brother.
I couldn't find a therapist, man.
I'm gonna have to reschedule for a different time
when I can get another therapist who doesn't cancel on me.
Who wants to go to the gym to see all the guys sweating
and working out?
Well, that's not what I want to go to the gym.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Do I get therapy for sports betting, or do I just double down and go all in for the NBA playoffs?
Are there any games tonight?
You know what you need? You know how like in Fortnite, people have like a mental coach?
Yeah?
You need one of those while you're reacting to a game to calm you down and do like-
That's actually a great idea. Like get Blood X in there or something?
Yeah.
Is there any chance the Lakers win tonight?
What happened?
Yeah, me and it here.
No?
Alright Chester, here's what we can do.
I can stream for another like, probably like hour, hour and a half.
Do I go to a different store and try to get a monitor?
Or do I just go back to the crib and maybe do some
IRL around the house reaction maybe?
Maybe...
Hack drop?
Thank you so much, man. Oh my gosh, it looks amazing.
Oh, wow.
Just look at this healthy little bullshat.
They're saying monitor.
No.
So they're fucking it.
Maybe like staples.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Yeah!
Thank you.
I'm cool.
Target, target's not bad, Shelf. The target's looking deep.
Guys, we got a room.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
We tried to drew the juice.
Yeah, it's refreshing. Thank you.
We got the problem too.
They never told you.
They're protein waffles.
We make them. We make them here, so...
I'm on a diet. I'm cutting right now.
What's that? Oh, it's a super-tune waffle.
What's that mean?
Almond, banana, chia seeds, blackberry, lemon seeds.
So, help me up.
Yes, help me up.
No, shut it off.
Really?
You can put peanut butter in the fed-up, banana, or whatever you want.
Really? Hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute.
You want a dessert?
Yeah!
You could do like peanut butter, banana and strawberry or maybe peanut butter, banana?
How many calories do you want?
I'll be there in a minute.
We made a stretch.
Oh god.
Let me see if I'm cool after this.
Let me go.
Thank you.
Now this right here, this is gas check.
This is cucumber juice.
What's up man, how you doing?
I'm chilling man.
Really?
Do I look better?
Thank you.
You look good.
Oh no.
That's the concept.
That's the concept.
Yo, Google, we gotta change that.
Dude, what the fuck happened there?
No.
That was like two years ago.
Awesome content.
Thank you, man.
You saw that I did class week.
Dude, I don't keep up.
I was in a party for the class.
Yeah.
I just went in and I went in.
I went in. Yeah.
You went in?
Yeah.
It was like, it was like, uh, like compression shorts,
but then they killed me out.
Maybe it's like some stage or something.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, you're done.
Hey, that's me.
I don't know him.
Take care.
I'll get you a wire.
I'm not a liar.
How much room teller?
I need a haircut for some reason they should be like this on the clock
We're just mad shit going on in the house lawn how to gas Jason how to gas
You know I need to do that
I need to do a lacy sum of them 30 days 30 nights of me live 24-7 with zero plan content
We're so good off that bro
You know what I'm starting with today starting right now
I'm gonna be live 24-7 for the next 30 days surprise welcome to the sub thought
And
Not only that
But every day, I'll be giving away $10,000 to a random viewer in the street.
Oh, you would give away like $3.6 million.
Wait, no more.
You would give away, wait, how much is $10,000 times $365?
Is that 3 million?
Oh, 30 days.
Oh, 30 days?
Thanks.
Thanks, it's a good time to get on Twitch.
Yeah, okay, but, what about, but like, what do you guys think the next man is gonna be?
Like there was some of the bombs?
What do y'all think that next one is?
Desktops coming back?
Really?
Stroke and bomb, please.
Well...
I think I'm gonna create the new meta. I'm gonna create the new meta. I have a good
idea that I want to do.
No, no, no, not here we go, listen, here we are.
What?
Our people on the internet right now are obsessed with it.
Think about it.
All these shows of island
This that obsessive parasocial
Dating who love this that relationships couples
I'm looking at first streamer
To host a live stream reality love show, but it's gonna be a month off
I'm saying like this is gonna be a legit one like legit full-on like 30 days straight like
like there's gonna be reality TV no handheld cameras it's gonna be full-on
I'm not watching that, I'm not going to watch it.
I'm not going to watch it.
You're not going to watch it.
I'm just going to watch a good production TV show.
I guess I'm going to be on your week-end TV show.
Well then you would make sense for you to be the fucking host.
You're the perfect demographic.
Now, it would have to be something different, like I couldn't just be like your run of
the mill love show.
It would have to be something different and twisted.
Keep this idea to yourself, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
This shit is not hitting.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it is.
That is, I have a good idea, imagine if there was 20 people, right, number and, and, and,
you assign people roles. So some you assign the role of actually trying to find love
and some you assign the role of trying to trick. So then throughout the show
someone would be trying to trick the other people that are actually trying to find love.
Then again you reveal if they were really trying to fall in love or if they were trying to trick
The other person eats up all of your love, and if they do it, and if they win, they get the prize.
Chad, who's watching that?
It's from Oakley.
So.
Put up.
Put up.
Stand.
You guys imagine like, I'm cool.
That sucks.
That sucks.
You don't like enjoy eating food.
Like you just, you just like, you ate maybe like a fifth of the bowl.
Hey, I'm not understanding him.
You're not hearing me on your show.
I'll pull my hand out of there.
Oh, I'm stuck in the gills, man.
Thank you! I'm full, it was very good. Thank you, man. Very smooth.
Okay, y'all are hearing me out on this idea.
And everybody can sit here and make fun of it and laugh and hate until it's actually a thing.
And everybody's going to be like, oh, wow, that's a great idea.
Imagine there's a million-dollar prize pool, right?
And some people that are on the show have the role of trying to trick the other people
and they have to play into a character.
Like they have to like manipulate them and make them fall in love when they aren't looking
for love at all.
They're just trying to win the money.
And then the other half of the people are actually trying to fall in love.
And then you just have a bunch of drama because you find out someone's manipulating,
You find out this person's lying.
Oh, you have to know in the back of your head,
is this person actually into me,
or is this person just trying to manipulate me
to win the money?
And then at the very end,
you say what your other couple did,
you'll be like, oh, I think you're actually
trying to find love,
or I think this whole time you've been lying to me,
and if they get it right, they steal the money from them.
Think about it.
Where's your car?
Oh, there it is.
That's fucked up. Exactly. But think about how much drama it would cause. And the audience,
what's that man?
I got a picture?
Of course, bro. And the audience wouldn't know either. So the people watching would have
to be trying to figure out, oh, is this person lying or do they actually love them? We
don't know. And then you find out at the end.
I'm blocking. I just want to pick on people.
Here, what?
Block of traffic.
Block of traffic.
That's already been done? No, it has not!
Wait, so we're going to get a monitor somewhere?
Yeah.
It's called the rod show moron. What is the rod show?
Hey, where are we going to get a monitor?
Is there anywhere near Nick near Cina texted you
The staples is 13 minutes away.
Target is Target 20.
Lacey got a 20-26 Mercedes and got his brother a Tesla.
All that Valenciaga, Lacey, you him.
What'd you get your brother?
There's a Target 12 minutes away that looks like pretty big.
I don't know if they're going to have good monitors out.
I don't know when in 2026 it became bad to buy somebody a gift that's worth like
$30,000
Wait, how far is it?
12 minutes.
Near the house or away?
Away.
There's no target nearby.
Now we're like 20 seconds.
Are you said away?
Yeah.
Low key.
Just Amazon to monitor maybe?
You're not going to be able to go back to the desktop anyway.
Why?
You know, by the time you get back to the house anyway, like you won't be able
to go on your desktop.
You know what I mean?
You can go back to the desktop anyway.
Why?
You know, by the time you get back to the house anyway,
like, you won't be able to go on your desktop.
Yeah, you.
I'm up to you.
Okay.
You can't fucking do anything to this shit, man.
Well, you've had this plan to do that.
You can't do shit?
You knew you had this plan.
So we're going to staples. Let me see if staples are in the right direction.
Staples? They don't have monitors, brother. They just sell staples.
I start to ask monitors if they're staples all the time.
I don't think they're good monitors.
There's a staples towards the house, at the bottom of the hill.
We need another love is in the ear.
Wait, Chad, should I do love is in the ear with Nick and Aracina?
How far is the staples?
Is that the bottom or the top?
Maybe give them a little ring of ding ding, see if they have monitors.
Like nice ones.
I could just go and see where they're going across the street.
Do it with Brayden?
Would Brayden do that though?
Cause I saw Brayden go live and his note he was like, back with Lana or some shi-
Oh fuck.
Oh that was April Fools.
Yo am I dumb?
How do I get pranked by that shit?
Oh nice, just showed me the wrong exit.
Yeah, they definitely have monitors.
What do they have?
Gaining monitors.
This one's $700.
What?
A $700 monitor?
Gaining monitors.
They better fucking...
$32, $34.
I mean, yeah, it looks like it.
I'm looking on the storage website, well like that bad location.
Oh, a big ass dead right there, huh?
Thank you.
Are you almost through on the road or something?
No, no, no.
It's just a big ass pothole on the road.
He was warning me.
He was being a good Samaritan.
Oh, nice of you.
Now I'm going to scrape my car on the bottom.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Scrape.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Damn.
And two!
Wait, why? What is so good about a $700 monitor?
You're just gonna break it again for some point.
No amount of done sports betting. I quit.
Starting today, I'm a changed man. I have, I have my, I have New Year's resolutions. I have quit sports betting.
I've quit weed and I've quit alcohol.
Wait, there's a Dodgers game tonight, who do they play?
The Blue Jays?
Hold on a minute.
What's the line on that though, like, are the Dodgers favorite, what's going on with that game?
You know what I'm saying? What's going on?
Recita, Recita.
We got cutie songs.
Hey, Macklemore.
Is that the reason?
Hey, Macklemore, can we go fish shopping?
Now we walk into the club like what up I got a big black house pumped up I searched it from the first shot
Pistons and fringes are so damn frosty the people like
Damn, that's a cool ass honky
Rollin' and with me cut it to the treasurny
Oh man y'all don't know this song, what?
I'm changed and I'm with the pink girls that are next to me
I wish they'd have watched this and I was like, I'll tear the sheets
P.T.S.
What's your shit? It was 99 cents
I've been propping it
Not to go and get some problems passing up on those pockets and somebody else's
been working on by millions what you talking about steps in your process
and saving my money in the middle of it up for party
Wait, let me try talking to her right here.
What'd you say?
You think I'm fine?
There's no one over there.
They've been talking to her all.
How the fuck is this?
Hey, bro!
Come on, come on, come on, looking forward!
I'm gonna get some, bro!
I don't like this song!
Yeah, right, fix it!
I got my hat off the song rule I'm last in a fit of juice
I only got one thing on my mind
No way, do it like it's stuck on the stone hill
Thank you
I get a break, get a pocket for the sunshine
I got a lump in the hole, let's go my love
Do what you want, but you're never gonna break these gifts
I swear it's gonna be a mess, I'm shaking off
Oh wow
Take me home, take me home
Take me home, take me home
Take me home, take me home
Take me home, take me home
Take me home, take me home
Take me home, take me home
I said I fuckin' gotta fuck it full of scourge kinda
I got a load and a load and it's all my fault
I go
go
Tell me what you want, but you never gonna break me
Stick some spoons, and then I'm gonna shake me up
Gonna shake my home
Gonna go to shit
Gonna get a fuckin' gooda fuckin' full of sunshine
And I gotta help, and then hopefully this all mine
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Yeah, it was put up by face or my epic games through face
I'm on my own this time, so I gotta find a sponsor to do it and hopefully as they get better and better like
We can get bigger price points, but like imagine like Peter bot and Marlin
Like the teams that are initially right away come to mind is Peterbot and Marlin.
Right, last time they were having a lot of Macs.
Clicks and Macs, I want to do, I want to do, um, I mean Jason's terrible.
Jason won last time.
I know, but he's not that good.
So I'd say like maybe like Jason and I don't know, but yeah, like that kind of vibe,
But I'm handpicking the teams again. I'm not letting because where it gets wrong is where like creators pick their teams
I'm handpicking the team so it's fair
Let's put uh, let's put Jason a pilot
Wait did I play it?
Actually, I think you played with Clicks.
Maybe you did play with him.
Did I play in the tournament? I don't remember.
Wait, you won the tournament.
Oh, I did.
Did you and Clicks not win?
No, I was chasing in Canada.
I'm thinking of a different tournament than that.
Chasing in Canada?
I'm sure.
Didn't you win something with Clicks?
Um, Stable Wars.
That's what it was.
I
Get a viewing party. I'm probably gonna do a viewing party again. Well, I want I want to get like
No, I'd rather have a si watching actually instead of playing
But like XQC with like yeah, like XQC with Ron
I'll get loose back in also flight flight would be good to have playing it
Maybe I could get like flight and who would be funny to pair flight with?
Or maybe when I do it chat me and Aussie could-
Flight and faxing.
Flight and faxing would be hilarious.
Me and me and uh me and Aussie could like co-co-stream commentate and watch it.
That's not a bad idea.
I feel like speed playing it last time.
I don't think so.
I feel like speed playing it.
I feel like you would play.
I'm sure Aiden would play too maybe.
We're caught.
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That's us
Can you check how many hurt-senses it doesn't set on the box anywhere?
Sneeko talking mad shit about you.
What do I do to Sneeko?
Ask for Steve to get a discount.
Ask for Steve?
Ask for Steve, I don't know what that means.
Is Steve here?
Steve?
There is no Steve here.
Or is there a Steve?
I'm being told if I ask for Steve I get a discount.
That I do not know of I can ask the Steve about something.
Steven.
She's looking at 100%.
She gave me a flash when you said Steven.
Sus.
I'm the worst game in modern fucking collection ever seen in my life.
I mean I feel like stores like even Best Buy doesn't have crazy gaming monitors like you all like Amazon always has the good shit
There's pavilion desktop, it's not too late. We can go to the gym. I'm good
Microcenter has crazy ones. Okay, let's see where a microcenter is. I think it's far
The nearest microcenter is 44 miles away. It's like two hours
I mean, that's what I was going to do.
But then you said you wanted it.
Looking good, dude.
Thank you.
Anything's I want to fuck with.
Do we have some monitor?
I mean we don't need it right now.
Well I'm searching it up.
What?
I'm a gaming monitor.
I want like a super nice one.
Gaming monitor.
You could doordash a thousand dollar gaming monitor.
From where though?
Best Buy?
What?
From what store?
From Best Buy.
Alienware 4K Ultra HD 240Hz gaming monitor with HDR.
Why is it a thousand dollars?
Should we just try a different Best Buy?
No, that's too far.
Why is it $1,000?
And what the fuck is all that?
Is that what your brother wanted for his birthday
and then we had to buy that one instead?
Maybe.
This one's a 1,249-inch monitor.
Bro, why are we Amazon and we can just door-dash these?
Look at this.
$1,300 monitors.
That's what you want.
Yo, if somebody donates 10,000 bits or 100,000 bits right now, I will buy the monitor.
The 49-inch monitor is going to take up your whole desk.
You won't have that.
No, not that one.
other one. It's not gonna feed your gambling addiction. Okay, hold on a minute. What's the
Dodger's line at?
Hi that got you hold up? Not sure what's on the mouth but looks like this. It says
a bend like what even is that that's how you say son in Hebrew I try just get one
of these look what if I get but if I get a thousand dollar monitor and someone
I'm gonna be very upset
Make it known that it's a thousand lies it only 240 Hertz for a thousand dollars though
You don't need anything more than 240 Hertz add the car
It can get here in
An hour
It's fine I'll have it for tomorrow I ordered a thousand dollar monitor
We had trouble submitting your order, try checking out with it.
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I guess Ron's not showing it on stream?
Why would he have to show it on stream to just keep the door closed?
Hey Russell.
Yeah haircut. Yeah. Chad, is it Russell looking way skinnier? Is it Russell looking good,
Chad?
.2.8 pounds since I started right up. It's what I like to see.
It was low key to haircut, Russell.
Like you got a haircut and now you look way skinnier fuck we gotta clean up in here
I'd fuck him all right I
Mean wait shout what's everybody doing? What is Ron so funny check everybody's doing?
Ron is playing chess. Okay, what is Jason doing?
Jason is in the kitchen, let's go see what they're doing in the kitchen.
Well, look who wants to switch to the house Wi-Fi.
Oh, what is that?
What is going on?
I'm such as a housewife
What are you doing here, everything good?
Yeah, fucking this, my stomach's been bothering me all day.
You need a water bro?
Yeah.
I'd love one.
We don't have water, we only have four locals.
I'll be trying to look up.
Yeah, yeah.
The place is strong.
Fuck with that.
Yeah, this is a house full of calm, bro.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, really, face.
I don't know anymore.
Hey, listen, you heard?
He's been on Reddit for a year, bro.
You've been on Reddit for a year?
Yeah.
Where'd you get that from?
Bro, I'm afraid I'm on Reddit.
Are you?
Yeah, I'm on Reddit.
But what, like, what's, is that working or?
I told you these guys are fucking.
No, I told you.
I really do.
But listen, I don't know, bro.
Look at this ice, bro.
You're up like that, bro.
It's like shit.
How much money do you have?
Ah, I mean, I don't know.
No, Chad, how much money do you think we have?
Not a lot.
What do you think of his tattoos?
You're fucking crazy man.
This one's hard because of the vase.
Like you got Spiderman?
Yeah! You're gonna look at that when you're not in the video.
Can you tattoo now? How old are you?
21.
That's what I said!
But we're the same age.
21. How old are you?
I'm 23.
You're 22?
You're 21?
Wait, what's your age?
Oh, for me.
Oh, for me.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
He's not 21.
He's not 29.
Wait, on May 9th!
No way!
On May 9th!
On 4th?
Wait, you're actually 21.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not 21, huh?
My birthday's, uh...
Wait, what the fuck?
You're fucking kidding me!
You were like 400 pounds, I tell you.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
What did y'all do today?
We tried to get some space to go to JVBQ but fuck it
I forgot it just drove
Oh he drove my way back
That's me
That's my community
Get to know them
How much was that?
About two
I'll put your chain bro
Can you grow the little beard
What does that mean?
It means you're reaching like a...
Not a...
It does look fire.
I might get like a four.
Ah, talk about it.
What's that?
Oh, the snake's good.
Oh, the snake's good.
I can't even whisper that.
What's that?
Oh.
There's nothing trying to interrupt.
What is it?
Yeah, let's do it.
Lacey, beat this.
Y'all made this, huh?
Like the U.S. right here.
Your ass last year with me stoned.
You know the faceless ones.
I'm gonna be honest, that shit looks good.
I know.
Wait, also, put it in here.
I'm gonna put the bottle on the spoon.
Hot enough.
So we should have it?
Yeah, let's go for like another like two minutes or so on the bottle.
You forget to turn the oven on?
I just wanted to like get a big crisp on the bottle.
The bottle smells like ch-ch-chris.
No, I'm not talking about that.
You are huge.
I'll just be here.
Yeah.
Like, like, pathetic.
What?
But that, it was fucked!
Like the doctor probably said, like, I don't think the doctor's like, he's got a lock in.
Yeah.
The doctor's coming in.
I'm gonna make you pray, man!
I need to be able to.
Well?
Doctor, I need to be able to.
No, not there.
Really?
Yeah.
So...
You don't need me?
No!
Not a chance in hell!
I don't hear a thing.
Again, you were like, before on this map.
Brother, brother, brother!
Y'all are ponies right now.
I know, I know.
I like Lacey.
Too big.
I've always been a fan of these look on my
You know show show show yeah
Like Ryan
Yes
He's got people that the money in the house
Yeah Jason was there. We had to keep Jason up. Yeah, we're in a nice bar
I cannot be cooked.
I cannot be cooked.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
Why is Daniel's not good?
His name's Daniel, bro.
Oh, shit, Daniel. Not it.
Daniel!
His parents fucked it up.
Wait, yeah.
Okay.
He's up it, huh?
He's down it in there.
Okay, that's good.
Everybody did different here. I like to drive.
I know you want to play that.
We have to stop.
We have to stop.
We have to stop.
We have to stop.
We have to stop.
We have to stop.
You don't even preheat it.
It's all shit.
It's all shit.
Oh my fucking god.
Such a fact.
For real.
No, how long does it take to breathe?
Bro, are we fucking up?
What the fuck?
No, I wouldn't try that.
Oh, what?
I'm not gonna try that.
I'm not okay, I gotta put out that.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Good for you.
It is.
How often do you be drinking?
Uh, like every weekend.
Okay, that's actually not bad.
No, I don't drink every day.
I mean, I am.
I'm trying this right now.
Are you not bald?
No, I'm not.
You are an apple.
You're a weed guy.
I'll actually touch a lot. Can we please?
Let's poke a lot.
Y'all want?
Yeah, I was gonna bring some loose leaf.
You got loose leaf?
What if it's loose leaf?
It's like rock.
Why don't we just go downstairs and soak you and give us some shit?
Oh, bro, let's go hide with silky, bro.
Should we bring the steak and just be like, oh, it's not good.
Fuck you.
You can just eat it like that, bro. I'm not going to lie.
Oh, I think it's cooked.
It's definitely rock.
Uh, I don't know, it's no good.
No, it's 100% like...
What do you want to try to get out?
I'm gonna be gutted.
Cutting out a little, fuck you, here, here, all right?
Yeah, we're getting a little tight, go up here.
Um...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's that?
Got a feeling it's gonna be weird.
Ah, fuck, bro.
All right.
Yo, Lacey, let me keep your job.
My cat?
Oh god.
That's a child right there.
That's not slow.
Yeah, there's not many people in there now.
Really? 14,000 people?
I don't know. It's all bots, 90% of people.
Really?
What the fuck, really?
Yeah.
Alright, go ahead.
I don't know what I was gonna do.
You got it.
Just cut it down.
Cut it down.
The middle fuck.
Is there a bone in there?
They said fuck you all up.
What's up all up?
Everybody spam 2U's.
W.
Spam W.
That's hard.
Are you sure?
Yeah, they're also found in two years.
Oh.
Y'all, I've never seen that.
No, it's pink, bro.
W.
Wait, where?
It's not.
It really is that bad.
Cut off the cap.
Like, cut along here.
Let's see.
All here?
Yeah, yeah.
I thought you cut in the middle.
What?
Yeah.
Can't be that bad.
Right?
Oh, hell no.
Oh, yeah, that's not.
Yeah.
That's not.
That's not.
That's not.
That's not.
That's not.
Dude!
Daddy's fuckin' wrong!
Don't I grill?
No, I feel like we should put it in the barrel, but I don't think I can pull it off.
I can't really overheat it, but you can.
That's our 4-0, too.
Oh, so yeah, since we've been up for a tour.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
It's not at 4-0.
It's ready?
Wait Daniel, you can get this?
Yeah.
Wait, I thought you were full.
No!
Don't listen to my chatter!
I want to try.
What?
Yeah, now let's go and pick it up.
I'm gonna go and pick this up.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay, yeah.
This is close.
Get the fuck out of here for that bitch.
You're gonna have some of this?
Yeah, I'll try to get this.
No, no, that'll get it right, bro.
How high are we close to that walk, Eddie?
I'm trying to find you to die in my trailer.
I'm on a diet.
What was this about, bro?
I'm on a diet.
I'm on a diet.
My tummy's been hurting for all day.
You're not telling us.
You think I'm belly-bro?
Yeah.
Okay, why is he better?
He'll push it down.
This is so hard.
Is this your security?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you want to be rolling together?
Yeah.
This is from Oakland.
Nice to meet you.
Look at this.
We discovered this today.
Put a flashlight under it.
Why is it so fat?
Ew, bro!
Oh my fucking god.
I might point down the drone.
Straight down to the counter.
Look.
Oh my god.
They're getting killed by the four windbills.
We're gonna have a chat.
That's genuinely disgusting.
W, everybody's found W.
That's the new thing, bro.
They're coming today.
Everybody's paying.
Are you going to split with him and show him the whole house?
Split with everybody? Yeah.
Well, Ron, Ron said he'll split and use that.
But she knew the whole house and everything she did.
But I'm not paying for her to do the whole house
because I did that last time.
Okay, I will pay.
Last time.
You didn't have it last time?
I paid $1,800 for a cleaner to be in the whole house.
Everybody said, oh yeah, we'll pay for it.
I said the apple crash request
on a single person said that she.
I was at $1,800 for the whole house.
I'm paying an auto-assassin.
Auto, you chipping in?
Yeah.
I got you, bro.
Get in here.
What was that?
Your muscle is up.
You like that?
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, he's got great muscles.
He's got great muscles.
Are you been working for a couple of days?
Nice.
What you?
No.
I'm just bored.
I hate it.
So wake up early and set a sleeper name.
Yeah.
Go live fucking heavy shames and eat your food.
That sucks.
That sucks.
That sucks.
For what?
For what?
To look like a kid.
That fucks.
You're a big motherfuckin' motherfucker.
A lacy buddy.
A lacy buddy.
You're gonna get like, it's crazy to see how scary you are.
Really?
Yeah.
Your transformation is too far.
I remember seeing you for the first time and I was like, oh my god, this guy's so fluffy.
And he's doing it like a hunk.
And now you're like, doing it like a hunk as fuck.
And you're like, shh, like you're gonna like, bump your elbow on me real hard or something.
You're gonna hurt.
You just like, got sharp, you know, you got sharp.
Oh my god, you got sharp, check it out.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Push up, man.
You ready? Push up, dude.
No, you're gonna land, bro.
Look at that.
No, I'm not defeated. I'm not defeated. I can't do that.
What do you mean? I'm not defeated in push-up fades.
Oh, what happened to that push-up fades? Oh, you never did it.
You never did it. How many push-ups did you get?
I'm not even going to do that right now, bro. I'm trying to find a punch on the board.
Okay. Push-up fades.
I had more.
Thank you, bro. It's like fucking two seconds, man.
I am undefeated in push-up feeds! I'm 0-0!
I'm good.
Why would I be?
Say that question back to yourself, Nami.
I...
Well, if I want to train a 4-0-1 mistake or something...
Yeah.
I mean, I've had to do both.
Oh.
I'm just answering. I'm trying to just kick it.
4-0-1 this day.
No, I'm not.
Look at Lacey's eyes, bro.
How much net worth do you think Lacey's got?
You're good.
Like the money questions.
Who do you think has the most money in this house?
Soky.
Soky.
Soky's got big ass change.
Big ass diamond change.
Boy's money.
Dude, that's not okay.
Now, he's got sooty on big ass diamonds.
He got grills, diamond chains, cars.
I mean, you got a richer million on him.
No.
I can't do that.
No.
It's where you get that.
On the website.
Uh, it's on this one.
Oh, can I buy it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, it lights up and shakes it.
Yeah.
Look at it.
Look at it.
It's sliding underneath.
Okay.
Jack, did y'all chip in for the cleaners?
Just maybe you guys each get five subs, chip in.
I left some.
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What happened here?
I'm sorry.
I'm in case you don't have a house.
Doug, y'all should eat the steak though.
Yup.
I want to say, now let's go make some soup.
Wait a minute, this place is really very good.
Bro, he wants to go make some food.
What about the steak?
What about the steak?
Well, we can come back for him.
Bro, he wants to blaze with soup.
Is there another one with that?
Ten times faster than that.
You know the wrong one with that?
Chaps, it's a little please up.
Thirty minutes.
Wait, what about your M3 cap, bro?
My net worth is 4.6 billion. Where did you get that info?
I wish I'd done something for you.
That's not true.
Next time I'll bring you something.
I'll bring everybody something.
Oh, okay.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Every silky's made it here.
Is it down here?
Does it smell?
You smell it.
It's everything, right?
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I mean, Silky's at a set right now,
smoking plate on my Robin's.
Oh my God, that's so funny.
Oh, there's punk everywhere.
He's sleeping, man.
Oh, this whole house sounds fantastic.
Hey.
Silky!
Silky!
Silky!
Silky!
Dude, what are you fucking looking at?
He's not even waiting for you.
No.
No.
He's not even a puke?
My honey here is Bob and saying that all day.
Yeah.
How do you say him in the good job?
Strapface.
Oh, you're texting team, team, team, he was texting team Lacey.
That's my team group chat.
Anyone in there?
Whoa!
Why are y'all calling you?
That's not, that's not good.
I'm from Staten Island, that's why you're calling me.
I thought he was from like New York, you're from, you're Italian.
Yeah.
Italian and black.
Well, you're black too.
Yeah.
Italian.
I'm Italian.
About 2% black, but not Italian.
You did the 21 and 8 or whatever it's called.
Yeah.
And you're compromised.
They've got a DNA right here.
You're probably a clone somewhere.
Wait, for real?
Yeah, bro, I was spitting a little water exactly bro. So you really need yeah, bro
I could just like grab a little piece of hair off you and then if I had the right
Hologram put your ass put your fucking head on a girl or something
Like mix it with a good like an exotic fusion
Fuck the fuck are you talking about? I mean so cute. What?
What goes on in here?
Sniper's dream
Oh fuck yeah, fuck!
Look at your atoms up when moving up and down.
Look at myself.
Yo, look at your eye gas, bro.
Are they the same?
Oh, it's woo!
It's time for bothering you, bro.
Dude, let's smoke weed and make bees.
Oh, don't watch the blades up with woo, he said.
You want to smoke and make bees, don't you, bro?
Dude, this is gonna be the last thing I do.
Why are you asking me to do he wants to he's been asking about blazing with silky all day
He said he wants to get the fuck out of there
Let us come in
What's up?
Oh, this is crazy.
What's up?
Good to hear you, pal.
No, I'm not.
Can I have something?
Well, what do you want?
I don't know.
There's something.
I gave him Richard Milley's something.
You gave it to him?
I gave him that.
Dude, this is insane.
This is just where you live.
I mean, well, this is like my streamer room.
Oh, that's the host.
That's the host.
Dude.
I thought you just got shot, bro.
No.
Don't leave me hanging out, though.
I'm sorry, bro.
This shit, man.
I didn't fit right in, bro.
No.
room we gotta ask your room we gotta raise move out
upstairs thank you I appreciate that next time I'm here on the floor look
thank you I don't like it it's like feel how much there is no what you
drink wait let me see how you want to be fucked up how are you I've been sipping
this like you know nicely throughout the whole night
No, it's not even fucking seven. Yeah, you gotta make beats right now. Yeah, let's do it
Are you any unit you gonna say on FL studio? Yeah, I'm gonna pass all the knowledge you
You guys an allergy
Zanology zanology. Yeah, what what time since you know sit what oh, bro, you don't make beats
He makes he makes music
I'll show you. He makes the beat. You hobble us all.
There's no way.
Yes, do it.
I bet.
They must all bars for real.
I'll be rapping this shit all the time.
Let's hear something right now. It's like a little freestyle. Like a four-liner.
Oh wait.
You can't be.
But yeah, run it if...
Yeah, but like you can't put my boy in the spot.
No, no, I got you, bro.
No, I got you, bro.
Freestyle beat.
I got you know put on low low-fi freestyle beats
Low-fi nothing you're rapping to nah, I just be engineering like who are you here from work do we do?
Damn boy, but I didn't know this is not
You just run it back on this low-fi type beat
Okay, no actually such a drippy cave type beats
Okay, yeah
Yeah, I like that country self you like call me when I'm rapping shit. I'm tap dancing. I'm laughing that
I ain't gonna say it. I'm gonna spray it. We're gonna lay down. We're gonna play with it
He's gone. He's gone. Yeah, I like that pink shit. I ain't talking medium rare. I'm talking pussy
Yeah, I'm in the may back with my boy Aldo. Yeah, we don't
I'm gonna come right after I'm gonna train like a come right factor
Look at Suki will be meat
Yeah
Okay, so you can you can
I can't even imagine what he's gonna sound like
Let's get out of here, bro
Get out of here, bro
So we're not blazing up with silk here, nothing?
Um, um, um.
Oh, shit!
Holy shit!
My shoes!
God damn it!
My shoes!
Wait, I might have a pre-roll!
Oh!
Dude, I fuckin' drew crazy.
Thanks, bro. I fuckin' drew.
Really?
Yeah.
We met in Vegas.
Wait, really?
Yeah, I met Lacey.
He's at the Richard Club, right?
No.
Wait, where?
Uh, out the fountain blue.
You know when I met you at Aldo?
Yeah. Wait, what?
We met at the fountain blue.
You met me at Aldo?
Yeah.
You're Aldo.
That's good to go.
So, like, wrong.
Oh.
I'm not Aldo though.
Okay, let's put it on.
Hey, hey Aldo.
I'm gonna see if I have a pre-roll for you.
Hey, yo, pre-roll.
Pull up or I'll let you see.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Yeah.
Let us see you on stage.
Do I have it? Oh my god.
Where are we going to meet him?
I have to throw him a bag of food in my drawer.
No, it's just me.
Do you know how to roll?
Bro, he definitely knows how to roll.
There's no way he doesn't.
I don't even have smokes in my sort of redder.
I mean, let's see, maybe he knows how to roll?
I don't know.
Still can't give me this weed, but I don't have any pre-rolls.
You try to roll up?
Okay, yes, I know how to do that for sure.
Where's my grinder?
It looked like a little, uh, where's my grinder?
It's the, it's the, not the Ben and Jerry.
What is he called?
Rick and Morty.
Someone stole my Morty grinder!
Maybe it's on the floor somewhere?
No, we're still gonna get you that!
Uh, I don't see it.
Russell, look, someone sent letter and a P.O.
Say it!
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know if that anything could go up in your ear.
No, he's in a lounge.
I think it's good.
Bye.
Don't.
I'm a nurse.
Don't.
You have a shoe?
Yeah, I'm a...
Can't be fried in a tap-cap shop.
I'm not gonna be a little...
I'm gonna be a little moody.
Take a couple...
A couple puffs, dudes.
I'm not making big deals.
I'm all right.
I'm making a lot, dude.
I'm going on this weekend.
This week.
Friday, Saturday.
Who you on for?
No, it's a guy.
I can tell you want to keep treating so bad.
Yeah, I do.
I'm gonna go on this weekend.
This week.
Friday, Saturday.
I do.
Oh, there is my Rick and Morty grinder.
It's not under this box, I mean.
Oh, that's kind of,
a lot of blue, but how are you doing it?
It looks like a Morty, like,
unless Silky took it there?
Nah.
I don't know.
I
Sit on my yeah, you met it damn. Were you that has no weight?
Lacey sit right here
it's a it's a it's a paper and it's like roll up a joint and make these
you know how to roll up yeah like for real? yeah.
So I'm grinder way. Oh, no, you want to look but you guys think I'm just a king Larker or something
You want to see they see
You've been smoking for years and still can't roll yes, I can
Or I haven't been smoking for years somebody roll up. I got you guys
What do you mean we don't you can just bust it up. What do you go?
There's a chair right there is also exactly you don't need a fucking
Yeah, look at a tray or something
We have a try.
Dude, do you have a try?
You're acting like you're scared of us.
No, I don't want to fucking make a mess.
Bro, Jason, it's just a little...
It's just a little...
Oh, Jason, imagine I came up here with like a little plan.
Right, it's...
It can smell like...
It's the same idea.
I just... hold on.
I gotta find this, uh, these packs.
These drumkits.
The bag, bro.
You actually made beats?
Yeah, we'll make a beat right now, bro.
You can shit out a beat quickly, I feel like, no?
Yeah, for sure, but I want to send you the right products
Yeah, you're the weed order, bro
Bro, Chad, Bob's not gonna see Jason smoking
Bro, I'm scared, bro
Oh, put it on, put it on, like, 18, put it on, you guys don't need it
Well...
You don't want to be like a Vietnamese...
That is in fucking Texas, dude
Oh, shit, okay
Damn you, bro
How the fuck did your parents fuck up your name?
You know what bro, just search up right now on Google and it's on right at the search of rip rip squad drum pack
Shut our rip squad. Can I show screen or not? Yeah, I mean
This is gate cap. Yeah, no put them on. Let's do it. Wait, you literally said it out loud
There you go.
There it is. Oh, just run it here, huh?
Okay, get fucked.
Wait, wait. What the fuck did you do?
What did you... My PC, man.
Are you gonna... The file doesn't exist, man.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who's got a fuck buddy?
So, how are you gonna make beats? We don't have a beat pack.
No, we do. So, open that again.
It didn't work.
Try it.
They... They... They get... They get you.
You go by. Hit that.
shit here bro a man he's just like you should have please please bro this is
fine it gets four beats as lit bro this what is this website no no look look
go down see it's got all this don't don't don't wait for that wait for that
and not are you sure are you sure brother you know I'm gonna put you on
Ice cream, I'm not gonna download it, I'm not downloading it right now.
Uh, what?
Uh, yeah it's gonna give, uh, yeah go continue, let's see what continue does.
What do you mean, let's see what continue does.
Yeah, okay yeah, open that.
Yeah there.
Oh, he actually got it!
I bought it, I just bought a chat.
He bought it.
So, what do I do?
Uh, it should just be in like your, your drive now.
No, no, no, you gotta download them though.
Do I download these?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you got 808 clap-tots, cakes, purrs, snares.
Wait, so who's like, is there like a song I know that you made a V for?
Uh, yeah, dude, hello.
You wanna keep game one?
No.
I don't know.
W!
All those sounds like banks.
Do I?
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god!
Say something like banks would say.
I just bought this chrome hearts on the Zac-Vee, um, fucking this skinny hoe.
Yo!
Double easy. Oh my god. I can't hear it out. So fat-ass Lacey. Oh my god
Oh my god, bro
Yeah, yeah, I mean with banks get them up right now
Bro Tom to pull up right now and get us some chrome. Yeah, that's how bro to come with Chrome. Yeah, I mean
Oh, I mean, I mean there's no there's no problem
No, no, no, thanks to Kelbro.
Yeah.
Yeah, watch all these little banks around me.
Honestly, boy, it's a shit.
It's not us.
It's not us.
It's not me?
Yeah.
I would.
It could be.
It could be.
He's got a hell of a homies with my homies.
There you go.
I'd be sitting in my bed being like, I wish I was worth fucking banks right now.
The one at you.
Is that how you pair?
That's how I think.
You got a little booger.
Oh, do I?
Did everybody see that?
You didn't fucking tell me.
I didn't tell you.
You were sitting there the whole time.
No, because like, it's like the angels bonk out the shadow of a teacher in shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's your family from in Italy?
I bet you've been in Vietnam.
Um, yeah.
Really, you're wrong.
Oh, you do look wrong.
Yeah, I'm wrong.
So turn sideways for the job.
Yo, John!
Can you bring in a earhud?
A Roman coin.
So have my families from Italy
and the other house from Jerusalem?
Word.
The S?
Yeah.
I didn't know that, bro.
Have you been to Jerusalem?
Wait, how do I?
I haven't, no.
But my dad's from Jerusalem.
Wait, how do I?
How do I add the beat shit?
That's cap.
You're caping.
You're talking.
Wait, what?
What are you talking about?
Why does it perks?
Well, yeah, how do I do this?
How do I do this?
You've got to unzip all of them.
Unzip all of them?
Yes, bro, that doesn't.
Dude, you should be putting them into one file
and then unzipping the entire file.
I don't know how to make beats, bro.
You just said you sing.
I make YouTube beats.
You could make like a little like a little like we can actually make a crazy. Yeah, let's do it. I know
Let's do it right now. Oh
Benjamin then young's in your chat. Oh, I just thought I'd be such a long chat. Oh
Okay, so how do I
Watch what strike all here. Yeah, I start all yeah, exactly. Yeah
They're all in there. What the fuck kind of sounds are these I do you have speakers or do we have to
My speakers you want to use speakers? Yeah, okay, dude. I was gonna bring my FL key
That ass yeah, I was gonna bring my whole set up and like you were like no
I'm not trying to make beats. I didn't I thought you want to listen to music. No, bro. You said listen to music
You said listen to music
Wait, wait, what do I do here? I don't know how do I do this auto
just drag them all into here these are the zip files though did you unzip them
yeah they're like oh you gotta unzip all these the claps hats you gotta extract
all yeah yeah I have a wife dude oh really yeah yeah thanks what about you
you like Asian shawty's not and I have a girlfriend who
I know she's she's up. Yeah, it's awesome.
We saw it. It's like what was like the setting dude? Actually it was that like my crib
In my backyard. Oh shit. It's gone down. Yeah, it's just like I'm right in my son over and
Not literally my son, but like we'll all me. Oh, okay. You're the way you said. Oh, I was like, can you film this?
You gotta ring everything too or just yeah, yeah
Dude on the beach double use
Want to do it on the beach where I don't know it's the beach go to Japan and propose
Have you been in Japan? Yeah, you like it. Yes, cool. Do you get home? You get home sir in Japan now
Just you get home. So if you're the type of dude, um
No, I like the travel. I'll you travel. I'm gonna be a novel Jason. That's where I want to go. That's yeah
We could go bro. I've never been we should go down bro. I do I would all I
Would go to see it bro
Was that okay? Okay, okay, please what happened to your face this thing what happened about what does fuck do look at his face?
Oh my god. Yes, okay. Yes, okay, bro. Wait. Oh, no. All right. I got the bees now look at your face
Okay, so you got all them so go to do this part gets confusing you should just be open this
Right here. Yeah, I'm not and then why does it look like that? Yeah, let me see
Yeah, and then drag them into into yeah
Yeah there you go. Wait is this perks? Open it. It's got everything. Oh wait. Oh. No those are perks.
You gotta open it. You gotta do one by one. Why is it doing it like this bro? Wait, it's all...
Dude you gotta put them into the same file. How the fuck do I do that? Oh my god! You need the steak in the oven? No it's off.
Oh, you gotta leave out there. What leave it there. Okay. Look, it's cooking. No
Oh, okay, I quit alcohol
Okay, be back now what?
Yeah, add them all. Oh, you did. Okay, so drag all that
Yeah, there you go. Oh, here we go. Open it make sure it's you want to put on speaker, right?
Yeah, yeah speakers. Let's test the speakers
I
Brother I'm with whatever man. We gotta hop on that shit. You know I'm down. I'm always at a hop in the studio
Oh, wait, wait, wait, yeah, put it on the speaker speaker. Yeah
Dude it needs to be on that it needs to be on the ASIO
Yeah, well it has to be okay
Your ass you just fucking the newest FL studio, bro. I use FL like 2001 done, bro
Oh my god, so that's how you get the Lex Luger. Hey, you know your shit. This is impressive brother brother
Listen to these money
What's going on?
Oh, what's wrong?
Sorry.
Whoa, what the fuck dude?
What's going on?
What is this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm like...
Okay wait, no.
I'm gonna sleep here.
Oh shit.
So you have a...
You have a...
You have a...
You have a...
You have a...
You have a...
You have a...
You have a you have a like a preset on here. Yeah, like this is like what your FL is gonna like open up to
Yeah, what the fuck is this that you've had that you set up?
You can open like a defo one. Yeah, I just use some
Yeah, let's you roll weed bro Daniel's got a Daniel's got that boy Daniel
That's not gonna do anything, but you need the vising
All the vising
Man I'm gonna let him cook. Let me just move ahead. All right, and then bang and then oh go ahead bro all yours
Oh my god.
You better go crazy.
Go crazy!
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
So look, we're just going to put this...
What the fuck?
He just gets this.
This
It's so funny
That's the disingenuous
Yo, you know what instead of that it awaits let's I like that a little bit
Well, you might not have like a little hum.
Oh, you better cook.
Bro, you're like the white yay, bro.
Oh my gosh, but I hear the vision, too.
You hear the vision?
Oh!
Oh my fucking god.
It's going again.
It's going again.
But look, Jenin, see look, guys, y'all are like, I don't know, look at Jen, it's like
a movie.
But listen, a big part of producing is just putting shit down and then afterwards coming
back and just like making shit gnarly.
I'm not making it. No, you're actually a creative G. Oh look wait bro for lack of a better term
Y'all don't I smell capillary
You do sound like banks
Probably uh
Y'all fuck the blade yeah, no you don't
What's your favorite blood song you're just trying to fit in right now probably one night after another it's
What what's it off? What do you mean? Like what is it?
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, it does large
Okay now now dude we're gonna take our time. Yeah. Hey, you are you going crazy
These kicks are nice
Oh my
That's what I go way harder than that. No, I'm just saying like it sounds like you don't like when you open the Kahoot in school
Okay, this is faking you though. No, are you just expecting this is this is this is bad
Go bro put us on like a loan be or some crazy shit like no no we can we can do it's like
It's all about laying it down at the start and then going into gross beating throw on the trip
Let's do whatever that yet. Why is it like this bro? I don't know your FL is so stupid. I got to 2025
Yeah, I know it's
I
Yeah, I'm gonna put everybody on real quick go to momentary turn on that slow triplet
This shit is horrible
Bro
I don't know
Don't don't don't get one guy
It's one person
Everybody else is saying this shit is horrible
I don't understand
This isn't even like coming up on to the pattern bro
You have to fucking just lock in
Don't listen to this crap
Okay, well, like I don't know what the fuck just happened
Oh there we go there we go
Oh dude
We got a tank face.
Who the fuck did tank face?
We got to really throw like a fucking...
You got anything on Samfonts?
No.
Oh gosh, shit, man.
You know what?
Let's put NATO weight over this, dude.
Yeah.
Let's put NATO weight over this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We could do that.
I mean...
Let the NATO weight clap.
Let's get to that.
Dude, roll the fucking blunt, man.
It's already rolling.
Oh, fuck.
What?
I got Batman later on.
What the fuck?
I got Batman.
Let me start the door, open the door glass.
Okay, yeah.
Let me start the door.
Did you're opening the door?
It's not getting real loud.
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
You cannot hot box this big ass room.
Shut the door, we're cooking up, we're all blazing.
No, that ain't the way it better be, it's tough.
Okay, wait, nah, dude, I'm feeling
we just, we start off with a melody.
You help me, you can sing, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so you know what it's like to start a melody.
Y'all know that we can cook up some crazy shit.
Okay, like to help out.
Is he mad at you?
Yeah, like a melody.
Do you want like a C nut or like a Gat melody?
Okay, what about this right here?
What about like a low?
And then like a...
Oh, that's tough.
No.
Okay.
Something like that.
Something like that.
Cod hair, Drake, what do you do?
Okay.
No, that's true. What do you think, okay?
Yeah, okay, we're just gonna...
What?
Oh, shit!
No, what do you think this is?
Oh, shit!
We'll turn this over. We'll turn this over.
Oh my god, I actually hear it's gonna happen in a minute. Wait, is it gonna come in?
Oh!
Good job.
Do you have any guns?
Huh?
Do you have any guns?
Yeah, I got my guns.
John, do you have guns?
Do you have my guns?
Got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're lit right now.
Okay, what is this what the fuck? Thanks. Yeah
Fuck the three shit. Yeah
Sorry, dude, you keep the grab that
You've treated me so well, dude. You got me smoking your crib. You let me fucking
That's the joint delay see no, I gotta go last chat when they're done then I gotta go because I'm not trying to get anybody sick
I'm not gonna watch it.
Come on, bro, come on.
I'm not gonna watch it.
I'm not gonna watch it.
I'm not gonna watch it.
I knew that show was awesome.
You're gonna be screaming, bro.
Which, boss? Which?
The funny one?
We were going hard.
Oh, you got boxing?
Yeah.
Fire, fire.
Okay.
Yeah, right with that
You can throw that behind it.
Yeah.
That's about it.
It's a golden breath.
Yeah, the gated breath.
It's a gated breath.
Be careful, I see it.
No?
I'm actually blown up on this.
Oh, she's not gonna let us.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the idea.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, just hold it.
Alright, alright, just hold it.
Oh
I think the child what do you think is the it's the down down down down down is that
to that's too aggressive no what do you think I think it's too I think it's
too look he says ass not that's cool it's a w okay we're saying w bro it's
funny that this one like comes up with worse shit
You're gay.
I hate him.
They can't say it.
Ass.
Bro, we can make something out of this.
Yeah, easy.
But I think this one should be softer.
Make something out of this one.
No, I could dead-ass your Kanye!
Just wait, just wait!
Yeah, get asked there!
No, no, not Kanye.
Jason Lee.
No, not a treatment.
Jason Lee.
Jason Lee, who?
Bro, Kanye, bro, you're talking about a...
Bro, you know who could be on this beat?
Jason Lee and Lacey?
Dude.
Yeah?
Not Kanye, bro.
But now we're gonna make the drum pattern.
Okay.
Just why the hell not?
I'm checking what's going on okay, there we go
I gotta do it on a different pattern my bad my bad my bad my bad bro. You just turn it down a little why?
Cuz it might bleed into the mic chat is it bleeding dude? Oh
Dude I get that that shit got me fine now. I'm like
Oh, yeah, the silky sweet.
Oh, yeah.
Silky sweet, that's all.
All right, that's silky sweet?
Oh, yeah.
Daniel.
I'm scared.
Daniel, you trying to get on this?
Are you all right, bro?
I'm chilling.
Oh, you chilling.
Daniel's here.
Daniel's here to make sure I'm chilling.
OK, bro.
here goes Chad, here it goes!
But let's release this, it's all going to be tuned guys, don't worry.
Yeah.
Yeah, throw that cake- I'm gonna-
I'm gonna throw it- Throw it-
Where'd you take the chat? Where's the-
Oh, see it, it's not too extreme, bro.
Oh, dude, all up on the sub.
Get a fucking-
They were tall, they see it.
Yeah, why, bro? Where's one?
They know.
Dude, I'm sorry, J.
It's okay, bro. Put that-
Put that drink on the desk, bro.
Not bad, bro. I didn't want to spell it on the fucking table.
Here, here, here. Just put it- Just give it a bit. Here.
Hold on, dude, I'm sorry, bro.
It's OK, bro.
Wait, John, are you from Canada?
Yeah.
Because I can see my authentic story.
Why, you don't say sorry here?
And I say sorry.
Sorry.
You say sorry.
Sorry, really?
Yeah.
That's why I didn't know to say that.
Really?
That's the accent.
Sorry?
What do I say?
You just be honest, I'm like, like.
Oh, y'all are racist.
OK, I mean that.
You say, you say bag.
Bag.
Bag?
Yeah.
What?
I don't say bog.
Say bag?
Bag.
You just bagged my little baggie.
How do you say that?
I say bag.
Yeah, uh, it's normal.
Dude, put a fucking kick in here right now.
Uh...
Wait, hold on guys, I'm tripping.
Oh!
triplets
When in reality dude, we haven't even fucking just wait we haven't even selected
I'm telling you right now, I see your vision, the beat is not even half way done yet.
Dude, you gotta get it on this too, I said let's make a beat.
Brother, I don't know what the fuck, I'll be clicking right on shit.
What's the, what, yo, chat, what, what fucking, what 808 should we use?
I'll be my chance
Personally I'll close that one. I've heard that one before bro. I like to close
Yeah, I could just literally follow the fucking kick pattern dude instead you maybe even instead of like
If you got a dope enough cake you gotta fucking
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You gotta get in on this, then.
Wait, wait. Just a beat?
No.
Oh
Ah! Ah! Ah!
What the fuck is that, man?
I like the way that sounds.
You're dead-ass just clicking shit, Max!
Yeah
Okay, you're going to wrap over this?
Fine, I'll do it.
What?
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm sure Kanye would you arrive, right? Yeah, yeah, but let's let's put some better snares on this shit. Yeah
Yeah
What's so funny like we're literally cooking up in the studio
Should we get some hats like you want to put them out?
What's wrong
Is there any way we can do a different melody?
Hell no.
See?
So this is like some shit filthy with that.
See.
I actually thought.
I feel I really feel like I really feel like I really feel like I really feel like I really
feel like I really...
Say the word.
I'm on a beat.
I'm on a beat.
Say the word.
I'm on a beat right now.
They're on.
I don't know what happened there, but that's dope.
Yeah, we'll get in there. We gotta do all that, bro. We gotta do all that.
Wait, bro, just wait. I'm gonna get in that bitch.
What's going on? Okay, look, bro.
We can do that thing like, saw it in here.
and bro this is some shit they play, dammit wait a minute they play this shit in open
yeah all the fun
alright now what, now I'm gonna switch to the headphones
not bad, I'm gonna click bro
this shit is ass, yo bro get a fuckin life instead of talking about this shit is ass
bro the fuck
I hate him bro, you know what
I'm not gonna need to make a fucking for enforce that beat
Come on, but wait, how do I go to audio and I go to the focus right and then at the triple stairs
How to fuck yeah, I'm never proud of
Yeah, I think
You know I can't you can the canvas like really well here you got to do this you got to use it on the ASIO
You're in here. It's the focus right now. Yeah, it should be
Maybe much as well. Oh, here we go
Yeah, here. Oh, no, yes, yeah bars living yeah, I free-style
Yes, my older brother's older brother. Oh, he's put up for today to hang you shit. What was it? Wait, why can't y'all here?
How's that about you? Oh, yeah.
Oh, I can't hear you.
I think you're younger, brother. Yeah? Yeah.
You like that? Oh, I made you.
No, I saw a photo of him. Oh, bro.
I've seen him. I've seen him.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Like an eight-year-old one?
I'll be assed.
Your brother that looks just like you. Oh, yeah.
How old, too? He's 19.
I'll be just a little bit assed, man.
What? Yeah, you tried to make me look cute, dude.
No, I don't produce your tags.
No, no, no, no, I'm not trying to do that.
Okay.
No producer tags.
No, let me do a little producer tag. Put a little producer tag.
No, because it's not, it's like, like, I take pride in my beats so much.
I'm not goofy.
It's not gonna be goofy.
No.
You just gotta give me a chance.
All right.
Just give me a little chance to get in.
Wait, oh fuck.
No.
No, you did not.
No.
No.
No. No. Fuck you. Wait! Wait. Wait! I could save it. Wait. Wait. How do you do it?
How do you do it? It didn't... No, no, no. There's no way. Oh, I swear to God. How do
How do you how do you do the backup how do you back it up no way?
They're saying you're saying back up folder back up folder. How do I do that? How do I do that back up right there?
Oh, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
Oh my fucking god, wait, how do I how do I add a preset? Do you know? Oh no, how do I add my preset?
Chat anybody
Top left presets
Top left
Um, expert.
W's.
Right click, press open.
Right click.
$20.
What's that?
Yeah, sir.
Um, how do I add it into this track?
Yeah, look.
Listen to this track, bitch.
Do you have a mic in there?
Which one?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh, here it is.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you hear it, Mike?
Yeah.
I'm on the preset.
Oh, you got a slide on this?
Violet, um, what is it, open mixture extracts?
Uh, where did my preset be at?
Lefty or only?
What? I hear you move!
Okay, I don't know. I'll be down with my suit.
Dude, there's maximize in my room.
Yeah, no, sorry. I don't know why.
We have infestation.
It's actually disgusting.
Oh
Okay
Not pausing
Shit
Oh, here we go. I saved it. I saved it. I saved it. Wait, why don't you do this?
Metatone?
Oh
I'm gonna say
It's a ledge software for your unit license
How do you have it, bro?
What?
Then just press next.
All they gotta do is have a thumb with a beard, fox.
What's the whole thing?
Everybody tries to look good.
Look at Lacey, she's trying to look all sexy.
She's lame.
That's lame, dude.
Yeah?
You all right?
It's lame.
Like I said, I'm trying to chill.
It's boring.
All right, all right.
I don't know.
Trying to look good is boring.
Wait, how do I add this template right here?
Wait, is this like a preset?
Yeah, it's not preset.
Unreal, you got your own preset.
Wow.
Wait, where's the beat at?
You said you saved it.
You said you saved it.
I'm tired.
There it is.
There it is.
Yeah.
Double use, double use.
Yeah, double use, yeah.
Project, yeah.
Damn, now I get this preset.
All right, this preset.
Go to the mic. Where's your mic talking to it?
Testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing. I think it's just input one input. Yeah. Oh, no
Yeah, I make stereo stereo, so go into one put one
Sorry, yo yo yo yo yo yo there you go
Oh, it's it's not like this is it you have to put it in I think before
Yeah, just talk to the temple to go with it!
Just talk to the temple to go with it!
Talk to the temple to go with it!
I want to answer, she wants to go with it!
That's what we do!
Wait, just wait. Echo? Okay.
Can y'all hear us or no?
It's a beard here.
EEEEAH! EEEEAH! EEEEAH! EEEEAH! EEEEAH!
I heard he said to store the soul with ad-libs.
Always start. Echo?
Other might?
Oh, here. You did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I should be good now.
Yeah
I'm not trolling ass, what a guy I'm not I am
Bro, what do you think fucking like hearties like shingles out of the sounds it's normal?
I'm not trolling
here you try to start okay with that open right here okay okay here a
couple times it's echoing my trippin
I got you. Yeah. Oh, no, you fucking with that
You fuck with that auto this really what we do, bro. This should get us going platinum
We do this what we do
Ice! Ice with the water!
Ice! Ice! Ice with the water!
Yeah, it's ice! Ice! Ice with the water!
Where are you going?
Oh, wait up!
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, fuck it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where's the producer going?
Where did he go?
I don't know if he was that bad.
He just...
I'd like him to leave.
She was hard.
She was your back.
I'm your better back.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ice! Ice!
Ice with this water!
Ice! Ice!
Ice with the water!
I got the ice, I got the rice, makes it waspite, drink it in my, drink it in my double cup
I won't give them a the uh, walk in the room with my butt, fuck around, eat a nut, what?
No bro, it'll sound way better with my preset, I still don't know
Yeah, I don't know, the preset makes it sound a little weird, like cause there's no presets, probably my part sounds weird too
Let's run back
Ice! Ice! Ice with the water!
Ice! Ice! Ice with the water!
Yeah, it's ice! Ice! Ice with the water!
I got the ice! I got the rice!
Mix it with sprite!
Drinking in my-
Drinking in my double cup!
I walk in the middle of a-
Walk in the room with my butt!
Fuck around, eat a nut!
What?!
I got the ice I got the rice makes it was fight trick it in my trick it in my double cup
I walk in the middle of walking the room with my butt fuck around eat it night
Why eat a night, make a bust, make him suck on my dick all night, he gon' ride like a bike
Uh, suck on my nipple, suck on my nipple, suck on my, suck on my, suck on my nipple
Let's hear it from the top
I
Got the ice I got the rice make sure what's bite drinking in my
Drinking in my double cup, I walk in the room with a uh, Walk in the room with my butt, Fuck around, eat a nut, I ain't eat a nut, Make a bust, make a suck, On my dick, all night, He go ride, like a bike, Uh, suck on my nipple, suck on my nipple, suck on my, suck on my, suck on my nipple, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where'd he go?
I don't know, hold on a minute.
That shit's trash.
Yeah, that's the ass, man.
Yeah, that's shit.
I'm gonna save it now.
I'm gonna save it now.
What do we name a song?
Name a song?
Maybe Odd Oil, maybe?
Maybe.
Let's keep it in the vault forever, maybe.
Yeah?
That's actually not that bad.
He left?
Yeah, he did.
I just did it.
John?
Yo, where you going?
Oh, did he?
Yeah, he did it.
I don't know.
I'm trying to...
Yeah, he actually did it.
I'm trying to catch it.
I was gonna say.
It's kind of catchy.
Why did Otto grow hair?
What are you looking at?
Huh?
He left.
Did he?
What?
No, no, no.
Okay, so he's just, he's left, huh?
I think he maybe, let's look at,
I think the four local maybe,
prep them up or some shit.
He's right beside you?
I'm not Aldo, Chad.
I'm not Aldo.
Maybe he's eating the steak, maybe he's eating the steak, I think he would be eating the steak.
The steak?
The steak?
At least we have Ronaldo.
My phone is dead.
What the fuck was that, bro?
Bro, let's eat fried on the beat and y'all just started.
Bro, I swear, I swear.
What?
I was crying.
I was too.
I was too. I was trying.
I was too.
There's some different shit.
You're not wrong with doing some like different shit on a beat, bruh.
Aldo?
I smell something.
I smell something cooking.
Smells, yeah.
Got a little funky in here.
Aldo?
I'm sorry bro.
Maybe he left us with a gift right?
Okay, that's all he's got.
All right, hold on.
Let's bring it over here.
Uh, it's Matt Byrne.
Oh come on.
Oh, okay, Byrne.
Wait.
Ah, fuck it. Put it on the marble counter.
Fine, my brothers.
We got a feeling we're gonna leave this out.
Yeah, not bashed out.
So he actually like, you guys like season this.
Yeah, it was salt.
It was straight salt.
Salt.
Just only salt.
That's when it's season.
Huh?
There's nothing else?
No, there's nothing else.
It's just straight salt.
Sure, maybe?
Hold on.
Okay, I mean, it's definitely cooked.
Oh, that's for sure.
She would like fucking.
I mean, hey, let's give it a go, right?
Didn't like me get fall on the floor or nothing?
Just.
No, no, it's, yeah.
OK, I mean, I got you got a strip for you.
Cut out your little extra because you're on your knees
and should have the protein.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
OK.
It's really hard to cut here.
OK, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Let's put this piece in half.
No, I'll leave the whole thing.
I want to try too, you know.
Oh, this much?
Okay.
That'll be tough.
Not too steep.
I
Think my science is right up
Okay, I can y'all work out bro
Honestly not bad. Not bad. Not bad. If you were asking for a weapon estate, you got that. Yeah, you got any one piece out
That yeah
Wait, which one was your fork the surprisingly it's got some kind of good flavor. Yeah, bro. All those are good cook
Shut up. Oh, it's so dry
Was that your fork, I don't know
It was good at making that make you see good, bro. I just feel all this shit on me man
He said he go roll a butt. He did. Oh my god. I need water
It's not even that bad!
And this is like the tenderized part over here too, right, yeah.
It's pretty solid steak.
Not bad at all, bro. Not bad.
Hmm. Hey, Jeff.
Uh, so we go find him? How do you buy it, Joe?
Well, I got to do the shoot at, like, 30, like, 10, 15 minutes.
I'm about every shower.
Okay, I'm down for a minute.
You got it, brother.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
What?
Oh, for your suit?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm about to say who?
Who is that?
What do you mean you don't know, bro?
Are you here for the suit?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no!
Oh, wow, something to pull on a shoe, huh?
Huh.
Tap-cap, boys.
Am I right?
Yeah.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
I think auto that ass left let me
Well
I mean fuck you you had a good day. That's right. Take off into the distance check
Slash bright Jason only
Peace bro peace auto
I'm not gonna...
I'm gonna get an extra hand in the camera.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna put it on the screen for you to see.
I'll put it on the screen.
So I need that.
Are you about under now?
Do I have...
Do you have this phone charger real quick?
I don't know.
How long do you need it?
That's for you.
I'll keep it for you.
Can you get me the phone charger?
Tapcatch you, where's Klicks?
He's here. This is my part.
This is your part?
This is my part, nobody else speak.
This is my part, nobody else speak.
What is going to kill?
What is going to kill?
Klicks is playing a tournament?
yo clicks where you at a minute we're doing a tap-cap shoot clicks chat tell
clicks chat tell clicks to uh to come tell clicks he has a tap-cap shoot and
has to leave his tournament let's rage made him while he's in the middle of
30. No clicks, tap, tap, shoot. I'm trying to get the chat to go tell him. Oh, he has
He has delay?
Check.
Oh, he has delay?
Uh, someone just called me a cum goblin in his chat.
What the fuck?
You make the camera a little brighter?
Can you make the camera a little brighter?
Just real quick.
Because it's like really dark.
There you go.
Is Ron still playing chess?
Okay, maybe in the middle at 2 and how far?
Wait, is she like a chess pro?
Is she like a chess pro?
Yes? I already said I do. I already met her. Well, wait for my phone to turn back on to
confirm something for tomorrow, to confirm or not confirm something for tomorrow. You
You know, that steak looked a terrible taste in my mouth, bro.
Yeah, what can I put in my nose?
What can I put in my nose to make me not have a sinuses anymore?
Coke?
Bro, I'm not doing cocaine.
is to make my nose not stuffy.
Oh, why is my phone charger not working?
But wait, what's the Lakers for, chat?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Lakers, we play in a thunder, right?
Or is that, oh, it starts in an hour and a half.
Why did someone come to my chat and say Lakers started?
Someone literally came in here and said Lakers game started.
I'm trying to stream as much as possible before they kick me out of the fucking room.
They drew, trying to kick me in here and said how much time is left?
I had to kick me out of the room, Chad.
The Dodgers dead ass play today?
Okay, who do the Dodgers play?
I'm not gonna put a bet on it, Chad.
I'm just asking just, oh, they're winning.
You're not doing anything.
Well, Chad, y'all realize,
Chad, y'all realize they come in here
and they tell me, hey, Lay, you need to leave.
You gotta shoot, brother.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm saying, fuck no, I run this shit.
This me, this me motherfucker, this me, this lazy.
That's what I'm saying, but I'm not scared
of nobody telling me that I gotta get off
and do no shit, bruh.
This me, bruh, I'm a real, I'm a real motherfucker.
I'm a real motherfucker.
Okay, do it then.
What am I saying I'm a do-it-it right now?
Look what Aldo said.
Oh my my what's the code is here Jack?
My fucking monitor got here the thousand dollar monitor he actually delivered it.
He actually delivered it wait.
Hey Jero, how you doing man?
Huh?
What do you mean?
All right, the reason I would say it like that
is because I may or may not have just agreed
to play JC and Jess for $1,000 eight and 30 minutes.
I'll stop to have a shoot at it.
I think that's something you already agreed to do.
No, I know what I'm just saying,
like literally part of the other hour.
You want to play at stairs?
Play at stairs?
You know what you're saying?
It has to be on the set up.
Dude, I don't understand why you're
afraid of doing things that are going to fit you
and make you money and decide to not
What do you mean?
They need to set stuff up with them.
Okay.
You can play upstairs.
No, I can't imagine that.
He thinks I have sheets upstairs or something.
You called Jared and talked to him about it.
What? It's Lacey.
Lacey, do what Lacey want, dude.
Lacey, do what Lacey want, dude.
What are you talking about? I'm not doing shits. I'm literally just a nice kid, bro.
I'm just a nice kid, dude.
Do something productive?
All right, I'm gonna be honest,
you guys don't know how the rest of my night's gonna go?
I'm gonna tell you all straight up,
right now how the rest of my night's gonna go.
I'm gonna do this shoot, facts.
Then I'm gonna go to the gym, facts.
I'm gonna eat a salad, facts.
And I'm gonna go to sleep.
I'm lying. I'm probably gonna do this shoot shower go get ice cream and Darla lay in bed watch a movie
Not a bad shout
All right chat, I'm actually gonna get off though. I'm actually about to get off
I
Had this shoot that I gotta do but tomorrow
I'm gonna be live
I'm gonna go live tomorrow morning at 11 a.m.
PST okay, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go get off go to bed at 11 a.m. Or I'm gonna get beat live tomorrow early
11 o'clock
BST because we are watching the Barcelona game. We are gonna watch the Barcelona game tomorrow a little watch party
Maybe some reacts in the middle and then after that
What's tomorrow?
April 8th, Wednesday, I
Guess you're waking up. I am where the bro. I am I'm not even trolling. Yeah, what a bro
Where the bro I am
That's
What a bro
But we're going to watch the Barcelona game tomorrow and then figure something else out
to do tomorrow.
But then the day after that, we drive to Palm Springs.
We have a golf tournament in the morning.
Then we have Coachella for two days.
Then we have a few days back in LA and then we're going to London for an assignment
charity match.
And I got a lot of, I had a lot of shit planned in London too to do like collabs.
I think I'm I think JC's gonna be there and we're gonna be like IRL or something
but
Yeah, man, I'm gonna catch you guys tomorrow. I love you all join the calm
That's where I'm typing the most and yeah, I'm gonna see y'all
Make sure you hear I'm gonna be live early if I'm not live early
I want every person in the car on my ass watch watch
Give him a big shot, man, man, but your hook is late, yeah
Tell him to get saved, yeah, give him a money, hey, yeah
Just wanna get paid, give my whole rent, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I grew up with your bump, it's Mars, one of Mars, but I'm broke
Can't be tripping, I've got money, baby, had a nigga broke
Gotta get used to this double-sided strap, then put a bag through
I just put a bitch through and bought another nigga home
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him broke
All of a sudden he a friend when I seen that bitch at Toast
When she want attention, she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention, she was mine before she owe
She don't need to cool, she like she can't
All we do is fuck, we don't gon' beat you
I know some young dogos in the Lexus
She just wanna pop a pill and go to space