Lacy
⛳️ CELEBRITY GOLF TOURNAMENT ⛳️ FLU GAME LACY ⛳️ MY TEAMMATES BACKED OUT ⛳️ LETS WIN ⛳️ COACHELLA WEEKEND ⛳️
04-09-2026 · 5h 54m
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Hello?
Chat?
My tissues.
Oh my God, where are my tissues?
In the car.
No, I carried them.
Hello?
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I carry them.
Hello?
Can y'all see me?
Shit.
What is this fit?
What's wrong with my fit?
It looks like a toadie.
Okay, listen, chat.
We are here at a celebrity golf tournament.
It was supposed to start 15 minutes ago.
I'm very late.
We have to go and start it.
I don't know who my teammates are
because Marlon can't come, adapt, canceled.
So I'm trying to figure out who my teammates are there are older all together
Ball picture and I'm just not even there um clean the lens
Yes
Wait, do I? I don't have to check in, right? It's fine.
You don't have clubs. What do you mean you don't have clubs?
Yeah, I had a fucking golf tournament with no clubs. What am I supposed to do?
I'm a mess right now, bro. I'm a mess.
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It doesn't matter.
Inside the lens?
Alright, y'all are gonna have to wait till there are a lot of clubs.
It's fine. I'm ready.
Hi, how you doing?
Uh, Lacey checking in here.
Let's get your whole number and get just the chain right in.
Okay.
Also, was this bring your own club to a kind of tournament?
Yes
Did you not bring it with you? I don't have clubs. Oh, okay. Well, we'll figure it out. Okay. We can get it
Did you at least with your last name?
Himself
That's all I hope 14 be okay. And you know who my teammates are
Yeah, I would did you download the only golfers app? Yes. Yes. I think it'll also be in there. Okay
The 14-B you have to adapt Marlin Tony drink or something so adapt and Marlin not coming to the tournament. Okay
I'll let you pick your team through the app. Perfect. Thank you so much
Hey, man
Yeah, let's do it
My mom I got a crazy community and they fucking love you dog. For real? Yeah
Tell him I said hi, tell him I said what's up man, are you a good golfer?
Yeah, I'm a good golfer but I'm not a good golfer, so I'm not the type to work shit.
Really? I'm actually a pro golfer too.
I heard.
Yes sir, sir, sir, my teammate's cancel so I'm going out here solo today.
Yeah, I'm canceling too, I'm going out here solo today.
Haha, I appreciate you being out here.
All right.
You say we look alike.
I say no way.
I see it a little bit.
I see it a little bit.
All right, you gonna go lower today?
Yeah.
You want to go lower today or not?
I'm going high.
Oh no, you're good.
Where is my team? I don't even have a team.
Okay, wait, hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute.
I'm playing!
Get out there, baby!
I'll get you clubs.
I'll get you.
If you want one.
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, bro, we need you to...
That was Captain.
Captain?
Captain.
I'm the captain.
I'm the captain.
What a jack.
I got bad news.
Our QT-mates didn't show up.
I know.
So it's me, you?
No, it's me, it's my dad.
Okay.
They said we could get a phrase in force.
I don't know what that means.
I've already seen one problem here.
What the fuck?
Lopie!
What's up?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
You're playing?
I'm seeing an issue here.
We only have one side clubs here.
I don't know.
We're at something.
Want me to get you something?
I can get something.
Where's my backpack?
You run them in there.
Where'd you run in your classroom?
Where'd you get something?
I just went in that back lawn.
I just took one.
I just went in that back room, I just took one.
You just took them?
No, you know, I could have...
Oh, it's a bus.
Okay.
If you go...
If you just go in that room...
Oh, no.
Pull up, pull up, pull up.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
We'll be right back, T.J.
Yeah.
Pull up, pull up.
T.J.
That's my code like that.
How you doing, ladies?
Hey, what's up, bro?
Hey, be honest, you've all...
You've been golfing a lot?
No, yeah, me and T.J. was warming up all morning.
We had like four drinks each.
We took a couple of shots, too.
We get these right out.
What's your handicap, man?
oh it's like even oh my god we can actually win we can actually win it
brings us go birdie
Oh yeah, these are gloves bro.
Bro, I'm not golfing!
We're in front of a little bit of our knees!
Bro, I use these weak ass crubs!
I got a super potion for us to win.
What's your super potion, man?
Steady!
That's a go right now, that's a go right now.
Is this a low shooter?
Oh, I'm so sorry, yeah.
Oh, these are old.
There's gotta be veteranships in there, right?
No, no, I'm sorry.
It's free.
Who's your trash?
Good.
Look, all around. These are all pro players.
Oh, it's not.
It's a player.
Hey, you gotta tell them what to have.
Yeah, yeah, I got that.
oh yeah there's our car right here it's our car wait so all three of us can sit
over here. You gotta do a something right now. You wanna do it with me or not?
I will, I will.
Oh yeah, TJ! Oh yeah!
I'll be back. Hey!
Now we dead wanted, I'm dead ass, main team even warming up all morning.
All right, so I'll put it on the back.
There's only a two-seater, right?
Wait, wait.
All right, this is one of the guys.
Are you really going to do this right now?
I don't know.
We're all going to the same place anyways, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Will we get an extra cart?
That will be great.
Wait, so what number is this for you, golfing?
Huh?
How many times have you been golfing before?
Oh, I went to states in high school.
I'm pretty nice.
Oh, sturdy.
Yeah, I'm actually nice.
Nice.
We did it, man, win that.
Two down.
Wait, he's got it.
Yeah, he's got it.
Yeah, he's got it.
Yeah, he's got it.
Yeah, he's got it.
Yeah, he's got it.
Hey, Chad, so if you don't know, the team is me, Graydon, and Tony Jefferson.
He is the starting ZP for the Chargers.
And apparently he's nice and gold.
Apparently he's nice.
So we actually have a real chance at winning this game.
We actually have a win.
I'm ready. I'm fucking stoked.
Have you been getting the strokes in?
I began.
Mad strokes here.
Oh shit, okay.
Alright, let's go.
What's your handicap?
Uh, like 12.
Walter, you're nice, nice.
Nah, I'm not.
We'll see, bro. We'll see.
He told me he was really good.
Not his ass.
I'm not.
He told me he was really nice.
I just watched some warm-ups.
He said he got a birdie over here.
It's over with, bro.
I got a carry. Wait, do you play?
Yeah, I went to states in high school, so I'm pretty nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm actually nice.
So me and you together, could we...
What is your best attribute? You're a drive guy, irons, but...
Everything.
Everything.
Everything.
Everything.
Everything.
Down!
Down!
Chad, I'm having a flu game performance today, bro.
I'm sick as fuck, but it's all good.
We're going to go on the golf course.
Yeah, yeah, we're waiting for the third cart.
Are we getting the third cart to get there?
Yeah.
She's picking it right now.
Can you help someone?
You know, over there, they say there's like 10 free agents.
We can choose which one.
Ooh!
10 free agents.
Where at?
No, no, we'll get to the top of the hill.
That's me, Nicholas.
Oh, what's this, three drivers?
This is for use in the tournament?
What?
I can use this in the tournament or?
I have a...
Oh, it's for this where the winners get.
I think we're 14.
I think we're 14.
I think we're 14.
I think we're 14.
I think we're 14.
We're going to go.
I think we're 14.
I think we're 14.
I think we're like, I guess we go all the way to the same place.
You want to go in drill?
Yeah.
Let's do it. Come on.
Woo!
Hey, wait.
Hey, he has the best energy drinks, bro.
The best energy drinks.
Oh, god.
Hold on.
Oh
oh no where do I go this way no I'm no fucking idea
chatter we fucking yes we should put it we should put a cam on the car for
braiding in TGF okay chat are we fucking cooked hold on watch out wait
Where's I see them I see them wait where you see them
Or hey guys doing a good luck in the tournament fellas. Hope you guys do well
W golf W golf etiquette everybody
Yes, now I don't is it a scramble
That's the thing. I don't know is chat. Does anybody have where am I going?
Taking a little stroll over the bridge, not a bad shout here, huh?
Wow, what a nice course though, am I right, Chad?
Whoa, Lace, I almost spelt the car in the fucking ass.
Where am I going?
Is that him?
Yeah.
Little off-roading?
Braided!
Braided!
Braided!
Braided!
Braided!
Braided!
Braided!
Braided!
Braided!
Braided!
I'm braided!
Is that them? How do we know that's them?
Yes, but what if there's other people in pink?
I feel like they don't know where they're going either.
I mean, I'm just following them.
Dude, stay on the cart path.
Brother, you know why I'm breastfucking Lil layin' this bitch?
Chad, by the end of- Chad, I don't know what you're on now.
Extremely sick and by the end of Coachella
I might be an actual like fucking walking science experiment because I have no idea
What diseases there's gonna be at Coachella to stack on top of my current sickness like I got
Duffelinae sore throat headache stomach ache feel like I got a diarrhea every 10 minutes
So I'm really thugging out a flu game right now. Where are we going? Okay?
Where are they going?
Wait, is this number 14?
Oh, wait, I mean it's not me.
It's my...
Wait, where's the...
What does TGF do it?
What is...
Say, that's number 16!
Whoa!
Why did they invite me to this tournament?
I was following you guys
We have no idea where we're going
I hope Braden's actually good yeah, that's one thing I do I will say I hope Braden actually got some talent
Because he said he said he was a 12 handicap which are or say he's even he said he has an even handicap I
Didn't get to warm up at all by the way
So I don't want anybody saying son on my hits for the first three holes because I did not warm up at all
What do you mean?
Oh, I can't, he can't, I mean he does have a car, you know what I mean, so might be a little rough struggle out there.
Okay, towel is my face while I'm driving, it's gotta be a fucking hazard or something, huh? Okay.
Wait, is this our teammate?
Are these our teammates?
What is this?
Woo! I'm ready.
Alright, you two get on the move.
I'll do it. Here it is. Here it is.
These are scramble?
Yeah, scramble. Best ball.
That's all the farthest wins.
That's all I'm saying. We work off each other.
Whoever's good at iron, strider, you know.
Okay. We can work with this.
oh oh oh this is the my ear this is the for free agents is it actually yeah
Lacey which one do you want?
Snigger one
Are you sure?
Oh yes these are the free agents
Listen there's only one way to start the day bro
Alright
HONAAA
You gotta be quiet while they're hitting it's called Golf Etiquette
I have an air horn in my pocket too
What do they have?
Do they have trees up there?
Yeah
Maybe just start one whipping like that
Nah nah nah nah
Yo park your car
I'd rather be a poker chimp.
We have poker chips.
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
We'll park the car.
Wait, Pam, can you film for like five minutes
like I set up a dash cam for gradient?
So if you can have a field view on the car too?
Well, I can have a trash can.
A dash cam, yeah.
A dash cam.
A trash cam for what?
Good hits out there, fellas.
Hope to see you guys out on the finals.
Get your nine iron.
Wait.
Where's your bitch at?
They have casinos, dude.
Oh, no. This is a free drink token.
Oh, you want to hit Vegas after this?
Is it nearby?
Yeah.
I went to a gas station. They had fucking slot machines in the gas station.
I sat on a slot machine. That's why I was like 15 minutes late.
Well, you were like an hour late.
You were literally like two hours before you.
You had a two-man before you got here, bro, really probably had a two-man chopped it up finish the two-man
We want to saw a movie game. It was here since 8 a.m. Dude. I went to the fucker
I was spinning slots on a slot. Oh you won. No, I lost like 400 already, but I was there for like 30 minutes
That's why I was late. I'll try to chase and get it back
Please why'd you buy that shirt?
Wait a question do they give us balls?
I think so damn chat we must just a little bit tight
No, no, it's in your video. We cut it out. Yeah, it's just a blog
Yeah, we're just like we're not gonna put this in
Yeah, if we make boats, they have to charge.
Yeah, of course they have to charge.
I'm just so ass.
Oh, he's getting shot right.
He's so ass.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on. Time to step up to the plate.
Little A. King L. A. Hold on a minute.
Elbow?
That's one.
That's one. Hey, get ready to drink.
Two.
All right, he has the chug one now.
If I hit both, though, y'all are going to do it, right?
Yeah.
He does this for a living, by the way.
Yep.
Him, drink, ladies, so he does.
No.
No, no, I'm going to, like...
Okay.
Okay.
I guess that means we have to drink, guys.
It does.
All right, let's do it.
Yo, remember when I punched the punch bag
with Santa power?
My wrist, my wrist has been hurting since then.
Oh, yo, I'm gonna get an x-ray after this weekend.
I'm getting an x-ray.
My wrist actually has been hurting very bad.
She probably already put more in there.
Oh, we're doing a sock gun?
Ah!
Yeah, did you go?
All right, ready?
Let's go.
Oh, all right.
Last one to finish, man.
Oh, you're shotgunning?
Yeah, wait.
Oh.
Drew, you got keys?
Oh, I can open it.
Oh, you can?
Yeah.
Oh, your tooth?
The thing?
Oh, yeah.
He wants you to do what this is, too.
Is this a sponsor of the golf tournament?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
It tastes very good.
All righty.
Cheers, boys.
Bye.
I down that I down that let's go this is the three
outlaw this was I was supposed to quit alcohol three days ago bro how does this
What is happening?
I was supposed to quit alcohol three days ago, and now I'm fucking here drinking like a loser again bro. I keep relapsing.
What does alcohol have to do with anything that's bad in your life?
Abandoning quit something else. Alcohol is literally beneficial.
It is?
Bro, it lowers your lobotomy, it makes you more confident,
and it helps you burn fat.
I didn't even know that shit.
Dog leg left.
Dog leg left?
That makes, that sounds good.
Wait, we play for the Reds or what?
Come on, TJ.
Hey.
You guys need balls?
Yeah, I have a ball.
We're the underdogs out here.
We're the underdogs out here.
Come on, I showed them what's up.
Check that ball out.
It's fine.
Oh, the charge is gone.
Come on, both there.
Oh, that is sick.
This is nasty.
Okay.
Oh, no, that's been water.
Was that in the water?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Okay.
How many Mulligans we get sir?
Oh breakfast ball, man.
So we get one Mulligan per hole.
Well not Mulligan.
So we get one of us to get an extra shot per hole.
Yes, because you only have three people that shot, right?
That's not bad, TJ.
I like that. I actually like that.
Wait, can I try this one out? What is this?
QI-35. Okay, you want me to get a hit going or how about you? How about you get a hit going so I can?
Are you good? You look at your diet. I'm okay with a drunk, bro.
Where's the uh, Jeff anymore teas
I didn't come prepared, bro, like I'm not really liking like your series. That's what I'm trying to win. Yeah, come on
Where's your tea? Lacey?
Really my pocket, what?
Lacey dude.
Come on, Brayden, some chat.
If you guys don't know, there's a law on the line.
It's $100,000.
Mod changed it into a $100,000 golf tournament.
Brayden actually is, he's an even handicap, he said.
So he says he's even handicap.
And he said he got a...
Wait, which one is the hole?
Just straight.
Just go straight.
I didn't even see the hole.
No, no, just straight.
Sorry.
Because it's a dog.
A doggy.
It's a doggy.
OK.
Look at some snails here.
Just like a reindeer.
OK.
OK, Brady.
Huh?
Wow.
Rain in the water.
So it's all up to me here, fellas.
The hole is like right there.
So it's like doggy.
Right there.
there I don't see shit I know you can't hear is there another breakfast ball now
We're really on that
I'm gonna do another shotgun for that
Let's do a shooter
Every good hit you're supposed to take a shot everyone knows this yeah every good hit
You just need the registration card.
Okay, yeah.
So it's at 4 or 8.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
You gonna watch it?
W. Lacey Chat.
He might be.
Lacey is carrying right now.
No, of course.
It's the first hole.
There's no, there's hella holes.
Yeah.
So we got a long, we got a long way to go.
I can take a picture right now.
We're gonna step it up.
I'll take a picture.
All right, let's go, I think I ate in the food.
All right, Braden, you guys switch, I think that's Lacey's second favorite.
Let's just say a little bit, right?
Team name, team name, team name.
What's something that we all have in common?
Uh, alcohol, we're all drunk.
Mmm
Did we all have big
Are you gonna name ourselves the big dicks?
The Patriots
No
We'll do the um, you know what?
The winners.
The winners.
Oh that's fries?
That's fries.
Yeah that's fries.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Winners.
Okay.
Alright the winners.
The winners.
If you can just go back.
Sorry everybody close your eyes.
Okay.
Okay and then go to tournaments.
And then todays.
Okay.
And then go ahead and refresh it.
Okay.
Okay.
And then, go ahead and refresh it.
Appy and a little buggy here.
Four-man scramble, here it is.
So, add your team, what do you want your team name to do?
The winners, the winners.
Yes.
Pressure and the score card will pop up.
No, thank you.
And I add the score in there?
Yes.
Okay, and what if we get a five on a whole
and I add a three?
Yeah, so it'll be like whatever,
like if you find five to get even,
You don't set it as five.
Okay, I got it.
I guess so.
Let's go.
All right, Chad, be honest.
Is my team gonna help me here at all?
Well, no, it's not how it works.
So now they all drop where my ball's at.
Okay, this towel has gotta go.
Okay, this towel is pissing me off
Should have named yourself your hole
Wait, do we know where the ball that is that me in a bunker
It's me in the bunker
Julio was a demon on God he was oh, yeah, Julio is Julio's him
We're in the bunker
Little beach day, huh? Wait, so we all hit it at the same time. We all have a ball you got a range finder
Coming to play
I don't any balls
Out yeah, we'll come as 120 maybe a little
You probably want to...
Whee!
My mom's calling.
Chad, the weather's phenomenal out today, though.
That's a better singer.
Your mom's calling.
You're on the phone?
No, that's my ringtone.
That's my ringtone.
You said your mom's calling.
Yeah, that's my ringtone.
That's my ringtone.
Beautiful.
Bro, my bad.
The other one is fucking the...
Wait, do you think that lady will bring us balls?
Oh, fuck.
Okay
Okay, it'll play though
They out it'll play for sure it'll play
I'm gonna be honest, I haven't hit a ball with this hand in a minute.
This is a 4-4, so we just gotta get it in the middle of the road.
Oh, we're definitely getting a 4-4 here. Easy.
Ah! Is that in the fucking water?
Ah, you little bitch!
Okay, Brady, it's all up to you.
Do I have to leave the ball?
Where'd you come from?
No, just drop it.
Wait, drop it where?
Right here.
That's a little.
You don't know?
No.
What are you hitting?
Oh, a seven.
I just got going.
The goal's underneath of it, right?
Yeah.
Ground first.
The ground first?
You got a bend a little bit, right?
Is that whatever's comfortable for you?
Huh.
I got you, T.D.
Wait, T.J., is it going to be an extra shot?
Every shot.
That's true.
Please, get another one.
We had a ball.
I liked your shot.
Just a little more right.
Yeah.
Got it.
I'm going to save y'all.
I'm going to save this one.
Watch this.
A little more right.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Give me a little roll.
Fucking out.
Okay.
We're out.
We're out.
Hey.
No more beach day.
Put the titties away.
Let's go boys, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay.
Is that Braden's body there?
Watch this.
Learn this back in eighth grade.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Don't worry.
Some light shit.
Some light shit.
Okay.
Okay listen this is good we put this on we part right now we're on par we're
living on par
no I think we should all take a shot just because we're doing a really good
job right now how about this every time we birdie we take a shot every time
we birdie
I love that. I love that. Come on, that's what I'm talking about.
We're winning this shit!
Now you're in!
Let's go.
No, no, how my iron game is, but we're about to find out.
Oh, that's better.
I don't think so.
Yeah, that's it. Check.
Let's go three for three boys.
Two shot, we got two.
Let's go three for three. Nah.
Come on, Brady. Put that shit in the hole.
Thanks, though.
That's not bad, bro.
Can I roll back?
With the wind?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
OK.
OK.
All right.
We're all in the green, though.
We're all in the green.
We're all in the green.
Chat, group for three.
That's what I like to see.
Go work.
Come on, make it progress.
Ha ha ha, we stuck.
Hold on, it's a no.
Come on.
OK, wait a minute.
We're dead in a little bit here.
Two mil?
That chain is two mil?
Wait, he said that chain is two mil?
TJ, have you said that chain is two mil?
You ain't 40 mil?
Oh my God, 40 mil?
Let's go.
What is a G?
All right, so I'm not familiar with these clubs.
What is a G?
What is a Gap Wedge?
Pitch in 58-54 and what is it? Huh? Yeah, I had a sand wedge
Yeah, we got it one of us got a sink this
And while it's on the title can y'all say like who the tournament's with you know I'm saying
Like put like with Tony Jefferson and Brandon or with Brandon so like can you make sure that's in the title do your jobs?
I don't pay y'all nothing to do your jobs, bro
but honestly I
Kind of like this one
This one's up here mine
You see now pick your ball up, bro
Oh, you hit some other hit.
Oh, oh, oh.
Which one?
I like this one.
You like this one?
I can get swore straight on.
Yeah, yeah.
Chad, what do you guys think?
One or two?
One or two?
I don't think that's right.
This one was swore straight on to me.
I didn't play yours.
I'll give you five subs if Green doesn't hold in one.
Yeah.
What are you saying?
I'm saying one.
One.
You actually have to make this one.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Joel, that putter is nasty.
Glad, bro.
Because when you're old, bro, you need something like this.
You don't have to defend that on a good instance.
I
Smack back
Yeah, and he practice putting it on yeah, okay all morning. All right. Let's look at the ground first
Since when you
That's how today was going, that's how I'm going to trust this boy.
Hold on, that's actually good.
Come on, come on, come on, I've never gone through my life.
Oh God, I've never gone through my life.
You might be our platter, you might be our platter.
You might be the platter.
Come on now.
That's a par.
That's a par.
Yeah, yeah that's par.
We don't
We need birdies to win yeah, okay, how's it keep you enter score?
Wait whole number 14 par 4
For
There we go
And whoever gets closest each hole gets a second pot of bats
We actually could win this tournament
They have a chat with the mixture of the ability of my driving and
My would play mixed with putting and like I'm telling you I really could have went to the PGA real shit
It's a pay to celebrate! You don't gotta tell me!
Let's put a bottle right now!
Is this alcohol? Is there alcohol every hole?
Oh my god, it's an alcohol dog dog challenge.
It's a dog dog challenge.
Yeah, yours. Do you know the distance?
175.
Do you have any sweet wine?
We have a rosé and we have a buck clico.
Whatever the sweetest is.
I'm gonna go with a rosé.
I want the sweetest taste of the lake.
What was that? You talking?
I didn't even sound like you.
I sounded like there was someone else to hear it.
I was like, yo, do a quick turn up.
Where are you guys from?
Yeah.
Um, um, uh, Los Angeles.
Oh, nice. Okay, great.
We need some more of yourself.
Pumped drinks.
Yeah.
Have you heard of Aero?
Aero?
Aero. Aero postal? I used to shop there.
What's Aero?
Little Aero.
Uh, bookable by the seat, private jet, airline,
and fly out of Van Dijs.
How much is like a seat per seat?
It depends where you're trying to go.
Going from let's say I'm going to today. You can
Not bad at all for a private jet
So it's like JSX just actual luxury and
Bar air on catering
Erwan catering
You'll bring me Erwan. Yes, sir. And you like to book a seat
You guys fly to San Diego no
We fly to Maui, we fly to Cabo. We got three times a week to New York, Hawaii.
Okay question, how much is the flight from LA to Cabo?
About 1900.
Oh, that's a dub, bro.
Oh, and you get airborne? It's about the same price as a smoothie.
Shall we cheer Setapara, fellas?
Why don't we break even, because we can't right now.
Now, yeah, he made 40 mil in his life, and so he's going to buy this in person.
All right, perfect.
Here, well, have you ever taken a flight?
You guys are out of L.A.
Yeah, we're on the base side of Van Nuys, yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to give my elbow a winner of the golf tournament today.
Wins two tickets on Arrow 2 Aspen or Cabo.
And then whoever gets closest to wins.
Whoever wins a four man tournament, they get just two tickets.
Two tickets.
Yes.
If we win, y'all guess I'm going to third.
So all of us can go to Cabo and just have like a hell of a weekend.
Okay, look.
How do we win?
Well, so if you win the tournament.
Oh, we have to win the tournament.
Yeah, I hope we're closest to the pin for this hole.
are giving away two tickets actually we're flying from Thermal to LA for Coachella
we have flights going back and forth so you can just jet back to LA instead of
doing the traffic. What is the par 3? What's your name? My name? Lacey.
I'm gonna post my story we live right now. How far out is this? 176 she said.
Oh, 176, what do you play?
Hey, you said 176?
175.
Yeah.
175.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
175.
That's a good one.
That might be a good one.
Come on, spin him.
Hey, who's trying to get a jet?
It's your coach, Edward.
Let's go.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
Nicely.
If it comes back a little bit. Oh, it's not a bad shot. I'm gonna be honest though
I don't know that's a five wood. I just nice and easy
Just nice and easy
No, usually I get a iron here chap, but maybe a nice and easy five wood
Yeah, right there on the ground, right there on the ground.
This one?
It's like one-third of a tee.
Wait, do you have another tee?
Chopped it.
Chopped the tee?
You played the one that was in the ground.
Bro, what do you mean what's in your ground?
ground. Look, you go in this because it's a part three.
You don't tee it up too high.
You tee it up low like this, put the ball there.
Well, I'm going to hit the ground with a club.
No, because you're not playing.
You're like,
Jeremy's hitting the ground.
You're hitting the driver.
That's a good folder right there.
All right.
I
Little wind slight wind curvature right behind the tree
You want to hear yours is pretty good
I'm going to iron chat. I don't know about the wood
Did you have a good shot right in yeah, that's right behind that tree on the right right behind it
Come on, close the set up for a private jet, Le.
Bring a chat on a private jet?
It would be a movie.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We might win the private jet.
Back at a green.
No, we're not going to win the private jet with that,
but back at a green, not bad.
Yeah, but we'll get a part two so
Come on. Oh my god. The dudes are behind us, bro. We need hurry.
Yeah, we gotta hurry up a little bit here. We're sliding.
We're in Alaska days ago, bro.
Wait, the drinks started on hole nine? How are they already here?
Chad, I was looking at mid-shot.
Yeah, Chad. This is my first time golfing. Am I doing good for my first time?
Am I doing good for my first time?
I
Keep drinking. Yo, do y'all just want me to get hammered
It's not it's 11 30 in the morning. You're telling me to keep drinking wait. He just look you had a better shot. I think
I mean no, I'm I think back left green, but you're right. I don't know we got to look and see what we're gonna play here
We got people behind us here.
That's right.
Yeah, are you like mine?
You're just great.
I'll let that through, yeah.
Hey, are you going to go to the house?
Yeah.
Wait, is that tonight?
Yeah.
What time is it at today?
I think it's about like, time.
Okay.
So you don't, are you sure?
Yeah.
You know what, you sure you don't want to put yours?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Chad, do I putt this or chip this?
Just do, just shoot it twice.
Putt one and then, then chip the next one.
Okay.
I'm gonna go for a putt first.
I
Actually like you actually go that's gonna fall. Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's great curvature. That's great curvature
I like that go look come on okay that's that's a tap in them that's a tap in
I'm like turn bro come on, come on, Braden, show me what you got here. Oh, yeah
God
My race is getting really strong
Fourth ball. Let's just tap it in there. It's a par. It's a par.
We got a birdie like every par five we need a birdie for sure.
We got a birdie.
This is a tap and hold on a minute. It's like a harder one here.
Left to right.
There you go. Good boy.
For three that's a part. We're all we're killing it right now
We are actually going crazy. All right work. We're evening. We're even right now, but we got a score
That's a realistically. What is the tournament winner gonna like what is what is their score gonna be like five under?
So it's like twelve under like double digits under. Oh, that's what I'm saying. We got to start scoring. Yeah
We got us we got to get birdies. Yeah
cars keep you in the game birdies when you
10-12 under y'all think okay don't worry you guys snowy is here
oh no alcohol at this station okay it's a par 5 let's go for a party wait is
Is this a pro golfer?
Holy aura.
How are we doing?
Are you joining our team?
I'm going to hit some drives for you guys in this hole.
Wait, wait, wait, are you measured?
Yes, sir.
Tommy, nice to meet you.
Please, please, please.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
Damn, Tommy.
Tommy, thank you.
I'll tell you guys, he's going down.
If we don't hit two bands, wait.
Oh, my God.
Thanks, Tommy.
Hug, being ranked third in the world in long drive.
I did the long drive tour for 10 years.
If you guys ever watched any of those contests before,
we're going to send some out there for you.
Open end donation to Fuck Cancer.
We all know somebody that's been fucked by cancer
at the end of the day.
So that's what this whole tournament's raising money for.
There's a board up behind him right there.
The more you guys donate, the more you
could take off your score as the round goes on.
If you do 50 ahead, you have one hole.
You could take one shot off of.
If you double that, you have two holes.
You could take a shot off of.
So on.
But it's open ended.
Cash card, Venmo.
Hit first, and then I'm going to swing like a psycho.
If you golf balls, then you'll play from 150
no matter what.
If you do one of those amounts and you hold it out from 150 you want to trip either Pebble Beach or Maui whatever you guys want
So if you hold it out from a buck 50 so but any donation cash card Venmo chuck it in
We'll send it out there
Huh
Like hey, can I get that my bear?
Since we only have three people right how much do we donate to get him to play for our team the whole tournament?
Yeah, you got to leave your weak link here though. Okay. I'm stuck right here
Sending golf balls. That's all we got. It's your last year. We got your last October
Let's do it. Let's do it. Where's the Venmo?
It's all the team so it's combined together do the best you can. We'll put a company name team in the message
Wait, can my chat donate?
It's not my Venmo.
So the camera...
What if the chat donates?
Ooh, chat chat chat chat.
Chat donates for cancer.
Chat donates for cancer.
Chat donates for cancer.
Chat donates for cancer.
Oh, sorry.
Oh my god, she's gonna want it.
She's gonna want it.
Do you think chat's gonna donate?
I used to do this on this hole and now I'm like I'd rather use the everywhere if you fuck up on a hole now you get an extra
So if we do 1200 that's four holes, same we get five so we can take it down to a four, it puts four in
Want to do that?
200 each?
Yeah, it's essentially total so we do 600 each
Yeah, yeah
One million
We're honored to join up there
The winner is great
What's your Venmo?
You got them oh, I got Apple pay
How much are you doing Braden? Hello, how much you doing? Hello
Yes, so we can get the strokes off. No, yeah, I'm gonna don't I'm gonna donate
Hello, Brad. So you guys
How about this how about this one K 1 K 400 that gets us eight holes minus stroke
Now you a 1k look look look 1k 1k then the 200 extra that'll get us eight holes of minus stroke
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Lock it in.
Here.
Watch out for my big coin.
You guys all Venmo or any Apple player?
I'm going to see my Venmo.
I'm sure you Venmo are.
And tell Chad to donate.
Yeah, how do we know if the Chad donated anything?
The Chad donates.
You have to say from Chad.
I just went through.
Okay, perfect.
And Chad, if you donate, say from what?
From Lacey, Brayden and Tony Jefferson.
Yeah, say you're on their team and you're supporting.
Supporting and I'll send out like three sign jerseys
I don't even have a sign jersey yet. No, I have one for you
Let's tell me to get it right
What's the last three of your number you can do pay without
And then you said team name is the winners
What they're at or what they do all right chat. So we get just that
Check if anything came in from the chat we might have a might have someone in there who supports it
I don't know yeah
Check the Venmo history and see
All right
Whatever we wait location is paid away dude. I could just do another thousand and we get 12 wait
How about this? Can we do that? How about we spend 10 bands on this and we'll get free private jet because we win the tournament
Wait so so question if we did let's say we did another thousand that would get us 12 strokes off
All 10k, we're crossing 10 bands.
Is that how it works, sir?
If we did another $1,000, we would get 12 strokes off?
Yeah, as long as you keep, so you had 24,
so then it would be what?
36 total?
3600?
May as well.
OK, she's gassing the wrong gas.
I'm just going to go gaslighting the wrong gaslighting.
We can't just survive or don't disappear.
Oh, I love it.
Congratulations.
Perhaps.
You guys want to hit first, I'll follow you.
No, I'll hit first.
You hit first.
You guys go on.
OK.
Don't maly your company.
I'm not late at right on.
Where would we go?
Honestly, probably go to, ooh.
Why don't we go somewhere in Strayton?
Yeah, probably Maui.
Maui.
That's requested out there again.
No one.
Don't pay that.
Don't pay that.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I didn't do it.
No, I didn't do it.
There's a beard.
Not let Lacey borrow the dog.
Oh, you did?
And you didn't tell me, bro?
How are you doing on purpose?
Dude, we got eight strokes off now.
Dude, we're minus eight right now.
We're deadass minus eight.
Wait, someone requested 100,000?
Yeah.
Chat chill, bro.
I respect the cost of only a meal.
Let's see if what I learned on YouTube yesterday works.
Oh, that could just cut him right.
Short in the bunker or in the bunker?
Short.
In the trees.
Can I borrow a driver to you?
Thank you.
Like long drives.
What's your longest drive you've ever hit?
Tournament 1 was in Denver, 459.
What?
Well, it goes a little further out there, though.
Oh my, the office Denver is higher in the sky.
Yeah, 20% further, probably.
Well, 450 nondrolongage drive, I got news for you.
Someone's about to beat that right now.
It's in the yard, it's good.
Watch this.
Okay.
That's perfect, if you play it on that other hole, you're setting yourself up for the future.
Right, all the way, okay.
Yeah, probably not, yeah.
Wait, we can play your ball.
You're going 150 no matter what.
I'm just going to swing hard, you're going to go to 150 yards no matter what.
It'll be like if I hammer one or now to be like 160 out so that way there's no backup. We just go 150
But if you guys hold it out from 150 so video your shots if you hold it out from 150
Keep the video all the way all the way to the whole okay basically get a whole one. Yeah
I knew it was going to curve.
Oh, that's funny.
Come on now.
That's funny.
Bro, I knew it was going to curve.
Bro, that's right down the center on boys.
Oh, shit.
Look, it's right, I hit it left, I think it's gonna curve right.
I've never been...
No matter what you're going to 150, so we're just gonna stand in and hope one goes straight.
Holy shit!
That'll work.
Yeah, that'll work! You just hit the ball 400 yards!
Well, step on it.
He just hit it out of our physical vision.
What? He just hit it out of the fucking atmosphere!
Might not go that straight again, we're gonna step on it now.
Oh, little left, that one's way further though.
Hook you.
Hook you.
You hit one straight.
You hit one straight.
You just start swinging hard and hoping another one does.
First one's perfect.
I tried to kill the last two.
How far do you think those are?
Those last two were hammered about 360 probably.
365?
Yeah, we want to come here.
Thanks boys. That's fun. Thank you guys. Thank you. Your shots are buff. You have a nice shot by the way
Thank you. Drop her ball at 150 when we go up there. Yeah, leave the golf balls out there
Go to 130 play from there video the shot if you hold it out you win the trip
The number three golfer in the world just had break in a phenomenal shot great job
You didn't hear that the number three golf. He's the number three long driver. Yeah, it's golfing. No, no number
NBA terms you have the NBA, right, so like LeBron and Jordan like yeah LeBron and Jordan
so he's like he's busy like he's like the Harlem Globetrotters
also his ass no no he's a long drive champion he's not like he's never played in the PGA
so he just does like a fucking but twin his legs hit like this
trick shots yeah he's like dude perfect yeah she's like yeah so he's literally garbage
Oh my gosh, we're winning this tournament, we're winning this tournament.
I'm going to send another 500, can you add that to the tally?
Nope, just add it to the winners.
Hey, and I'm gonna put the notice fuck cancer
Paid away and it goes to can't and it goes to a good cost check
All right. Oh wait, can I do Apple pay this time? It's saying payment cannot be completed
Well, let me try a different card, maybe
Of course my mom had cancer so
I'm so sorry wait, how do I do it?
There we go. All right. Thank you so much, man
All right, chef
We have we have ten
Ten strokes off
Ten no, I don't care if it's pay to win bro. It's not it's not a lamycky win. This is a real win
It's not I don't want to hear any lamycky shit
We earned this
The car's going a little slow, it's a good cause, yeah?
We get 10 strokes off and not only do we only get 10 strokes off, but we also just donated
$2,500 to Cancer.
What does that mean?
So if you guys end with 50, we could take 10 off?
Each hole, we could take a stroke off of what we scored.
So right now, technically, we're 10 under, which is winning numbers.
I don't know. Is that Braden's bowl?
Phil, if we chip this in we get a free trip to fucking Maui.
Huh? That's ours.
No, no, no, he said we'd play from 150 this was the long drive, but we need balls so I just grabbed it
He's lucky I'm shocking another happy dad or we'd win this tournament minutes 150
We have officially have 10 strokes now. Oh my god. Wait
Someone donate
now we bought our dough but they were gonna we still won the private jet right
if we win the tournament yeah
what's your a gap wedge from 150 out
probably 8% I don't I don't know how you hit
if you can pitch 180
I
Just gonna be a eagle wait no, it's gonna be a double eagle cuz we have a stroke off
fucking quantiple eagle
bro
but if we hold it we get a fucking
trip to Maui yes I'm putting this in
a hole at a seven I'm putting this in
a hole we're going to Maui boys we're
going to Maui we're not going to Maui
we are not I repeat not going to Maui
not a bad shot but oh my god the
was perfect hit another one let's just go left because you're a pin high you're
pin high like gets me locked into where the ball is
They said Maui or Cabo?
Yes.
Yeah.
Or Cabo Beach.
Where's Cabo Beach?
Thanks for it, maybe?
No, it's okay.
Cabo Beach.
Here we come.
Oh my God.
Warf flies on over here.
That smell good.
Thank you for that one.
You made me honest for your first time golfing.
You're actually not bad.
That's my sin.
Thank you.
You're pretty good.
Thank you.
Genuinely.
I appreciate it.
I mean, we play Earth, 2-2-3.
That's my sin.
That's my sin.
Thank you.
You're pretty good.
Thank you.
We get four pots at it, and then we sink it, and we get a two.
Okay, mash it easy.
Easy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, can I drive the cart on the green?
Where's the hole?
No, like the next hole.
You guys have one more shot?
Yeah, I know, but we don't really need to play it, it's fine.
Have you?
Yeah.
I guess against Jacob, that was in 2015.
Your last pick single was 2015?
What's your 40 yard dash?
418.
418? Is it actually?
Fuck no. I'm not going to lie bro.
When I was at the combine,
I ran my first one was 462,
and then my second one was 475.
Oh my god.
At the combine you did?
Yeah.
And then they they crossed me up all the draft boards because you're 40 and now you're like you're like the longest of your class, right?
I'm the only DB left in my class. Oh
That's all D. I'm drafted. I'm drafted only DB left in his class. That's like me on some fortnight shit
Technically our third shot right
What the fuck though?
We got four tries.
I'm lucky.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm really on some god shit.
How old are you?
34? 34?
34?
Can you Spanish?
See real?
What's your grande?
See what?
What?
Papi!
Huh?
What?
Alright, let's hit this shit in.
I'm from Chula, this is California, you know what that's at, you know what that's at?
Nah, you ain't from around here you know what I'm talking about.
We are far from here.
What?
It's been so hard.
Holy fuck, that was so good.
Oh, I hit it like a little fucking sissy boy.
Ready?
Where were you hitting?
Was it?
Yeah, right there probably.
Come on, we need this.
Oh my god.
Okay, I mean, hey, we'll take a three.
Alright.
We'll take a three.
I have to make this.
This three?
It sounds like an eagle thing.
It sounds like an eagle.
It's an eagle.
It's an eagle.
It's not bad at all.
It's a bald eagle.
Put it in there.
There you go.
Three.
I got the ball marker, 2J.
Oh.
There you go.
That's all.
We're looking pretty good right now.
All right.
So right now, we're plus, we're minus two.
Wait, at least he's donating one more band, so we can be like five more lower.
One minus two.
Wait, this tournament actually paid away.
We're minus two.
Wait, listen, he's donating one more band,
so he'd give you like five more.
We're minus two.
Wait, this tournament actually is pay to win.
Hey, got anyone else?
Any?
Bro, my worry is some super filthy rich
could drop 10 bands on it.
And what does that get them fucking like 30 strokes off?
That's just full on pay to win.
Golf is tough dating shouldn't be
Our for here
No, it was not a par for
Yeah, but the stroke off is the three
We get 10 strokes off on on different holes every hole every one stroke off or 10 holes
So we have nine strokes left to get to take off
Chat needs that yo you guys do not need dating advice, bro
You guys don't talk to girls. You just type in the chat all day
Give the chat one one the most important dating advice you could think of
Don't let anyone's opinion dictate how you feel about your girl
If you and your girl, you know I'm saying love each other and
Anyone in the chat says one singular thing. That's bad about them. Don't stop streaming with her
Don't stop talking to her. Don't stop making content with her and don't
Let people's opinions affect you
Let's drink and my dating advice for you on the chat is it don't matter how many
Preaching this is this is my dating advice bro
Make sure before you really get serious with them make sure you guys are friends first build a friendship and a foundation
That's all we're gonna last
Friendship friendship friendship friendship that's why you could never trust her boy best friend because he's gonna fucking fuck her so much
In town town
Brother, what? I've been a boy best friend. I've been at the sleepovers pretending I was gay for a year just so I could handle it.
What? I've been done that.
Were you stupid to name her gay?
I suppose the gayest thing you've ever done is to crack a girl.
We played spend the bottle I made out with a dude.
We just sat in there as in heaven. You know, you locked yourself in a closet.
And just for the fashion, I had to dry-hump him in a closet.
Just so he would tell the girls that I did it and then before I knew it they wanted to make out with me
Was this your friend?
Well, I gotta turn over the fuck back. No, that's not bad. No, it's super open
Hey, hey, Brandon. Oh do we want wine?
Oh my god, I said I'm a handle this job right my bad
Wow
What a fucking shot. Oh my god
Right over the hill and down to the other course
Yeah, that was horrible and literally went down the tree line and went all the way to all the course
Let me get your poker, bro. I don't have one
It's a fucking tea burr hitting my throat. I don't know why you look so good
You just got a haircut that dude's got a haircut last night. It was good. You just look great dude
Thanks. Oh my god. Wait, why don't we see from right there?
white, yellow, red
no not like that
not like we're whites
I don't mean that
what do you mean by that?
whites
no genuinely
there's white, yellow, and red
what the fuck is they saying?
What the fuck is they saying?
We have like 30 parking lines.
Right down the middle.
Is this too high, Drew?
Nah, nah, you're supposed to do it super low to the ground.
That ass?
Yeah.
Why?
Because the aerodynamics of the ball...
Wait, is this even the driver? Is this like a five?
No, that's a seven iron.
Is this even the one I'm supposed to use?
It feels like small.
Matua.
Damn! Sparkling can't win.
It's very, very good.
It's actually bomb. Not gonna lie.
No, I'm just kidding.
Handbrakes?
Who did this?
Yo, TJ, if you should see my drive.
Yo, there's another ball.
Who didn't golf?
No, we need one more person.
You wanna hit shelves or no?
I can't golf.
I can't golf.
Golf?
I'm a top golf pro.
I am.
Top golf and mini golf.
Tell me about your top golf, how much you be going to top golf?
I go once a week to top golf.
Actually?
Yeah, I'm a field manager.
I'm a field manager.
I'm a field manager.
I literally worked there like seven years ago.
Oh my God.
I went way back when I was...
Would you ever go back or not?
Like you don't like to go to your old job?
Well I didn't work here.
I worked in like not once here.
That was like eight years ago.
Like would you ever go back to like go to a top golf?
Yeah, for sure.
I like top golf.
So you go to top golf like you might be down?
I like top golf.
You know you work here like it's not no good vibes or nothing. That was like I
worked like to drink a mottua and go to Topgolf. Yeah, you maybe read that.
I don't think that mottua is there, but...
We can get it there.
Okay, if Mottua is there.
I think you want to go to Topgolf to drink Mottua.
No, that's not what I was...
I mean that's a good ass idea though.
Yo, you just do me a crazy idea.
Nah, that'd be good.
I wasn't even thinking about that.
I know the owner of Topgolf.
I'll let you talk to him.
He's working there.
He's working.
He's working.
We're working.
We're working.
We'll be there.
We'll be there.
All right, Shobhi.
What was your name?
Braden.
Shobhi.
Nice to meet you.
Topgolf tomorrow.
All right, I'll see you.
All right, I'm going to go.
All right, I'm going to go.
You're going to go.
Topgolf tomorrow. All right, I'll see you.
See that chat? Sometimes you just gotta throw a lob to the homies.
Sometimes you just gotta throw a lob to the homies. I'm gonna be honest.
Tony Jefferson is running down on every girl that is giving him a look.
I can just tell that man has unlimited risk and I'm gonna be honest. If I was a girl, I'm letting 20% fuck me, too
Who's balls at who's that who's that that's me
Or is that me
Wait a mile there
Let's pick up someone's ball. I'm pretty sure that's me up there though.
Right?
Oh, maybe that was me back there. I just picked my ball up like a fucking idiot.
Oh, there's a ball right here.
Oh, there he is. Fuck.
Are y'all ready to hit, hit and fade for my ball?
Don't pick up people's balls. Yeah, well, I didn't know.
Oh!
It's like one of those little it-hit-
You're not winning the 100k, but, but, but, but, but, buddy, I'm in first place right now.
How do I tell you where first place how far out is this to Jeff?
Well, what a what a shot
96 96 yeah, that's not even that bad. No, bro. That was a perfect drive
Oh, are these prescription?
Prada, right to your prescription.
Can you tell the chat about...
Yeah, Death Before Decaf. We are a Cold Brew coffee company.
We're right here enjoying premium Cold Brew.
That's right. You guys are at a hold. Do you know a hold you're at?
Yeah, we're at that hold. The Long Drive Hold.
Yeah, I think we just took the Long Drive there.
359 is where we hit.
Denver, Colorado. Best of best. Smoke everybody. Starbucks. Wow. You guys do
sponsorships or not? Oh, you put a Starbucks in a pack?
In a pack. You got one whole three. Check us out. We got a special martinis
there too, but we're in a can at 7-eleven near you. Y'all. That was good. Thank you guys.
Look, deep. Yeah, when you get a death before decaf is gonna dial in your game, take strokes off your game.
I am not sure. Yeah
Yes, sir. Yes, what up? Wait, I have a question. I was sure I was like squaring up. We are one over
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it
Really a lot of golf to be playing. We might be three under. We might be three under over here
Who's who's kind of who's leaving this team right now? Yeah, they're saying golfers. All right. Let's see
Here's preparatory school
We're here to win.
Good shot, ladies.
I'm fucking with that shot, mother in law.
We got we got two great shots.
I don't know my ball way.
Oh, no more.
I'm going to just right on the green, too.
What I'm going to use?
Uh, pitch and wedge.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what that is.
Peep.
She's got a speaker.
Get some peep.
Let's go.
What is in the hole?
Ten BB-oh what?
My inch girl, it's just...
She already bought it.
I like make some noise like if you're actually going to...
Oh my god! If you hit this I'm going to suck your dick tonight!
If I just hit it?
Oh, is that it?
Yeah, yeah pretend pretend.
Yeah, TJ, maybe get a better voice, maybe do a better voice impression on my ass.
Bro is so ass.
Chat, be honest, have I exceeded your expectations or no?
I feel like you guys probably thought I was going to be ass and then I pulled up to this turning and I'm about to win this shit.
Anything I do, I win.
charity match I'm about to win like any literally name something that I've done
in the past where I've ever lost when have you ever seen me lose oh I forgot
about that
Hey fellas, a big birdie here.
It's a really big birdie here.
Oh my god, it got ducks on a green?
Oh, it's one of them Aflac ads.
They got an Aflac ad.
What do you think, T. Jeff?
Your shot or mine?
I
Did every hole this is like the aphelac one I think chat look
Okay, wait, I know exactly how this rolls I know exactly how this rules watch this
All right, all right, all the stairs are straight.
It didn't turn at all.
It didn't turn at all.
That's actually good.
Hit again. Hit again.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, that is putting gonna be our downfall today.
Why do you put the ball the ball was here and you make your handicapping yourself the ball was all the way up here
There's no break
I do not need golf lessons.
I like that for you to set it up for me.
You're doing all the way to the light right now.
I like that. I like that.
Right there.
Right there.
He didn't touch it!
He didn't touch it!
He technically didn't touch it!
You didn't touch it!
Oh God, I didn't touch it!
He didn't touch it!
I didn't touch it!
I didn't touch it!
Is that...
Next hole.
Oh
My god, we're winning this we're winning this
We're actually gonna win this trip to Maui
Like this like these ready
Oh my gosh, Shat, we are fucking cooking!
Is it right here?
Shat, y'all gotta admit, we're low-key doing good, or we're doing better than you guys
stop and I'm getting a little hammer too feeling a little bit oh far did
Yo, if I'm alcoholic, may every person in the chat be struck by lightning and die right
now.
I'm alcoholic.
Hey, that last one was birdie?
Yeah.
I'm gonna save the stroke though.
I don't think we use it on that hook.
We already burned five.
So we still have nine holes left where we can take a stroke off.
Beautiful.
Absolutely lovely.
We gotta be very careful with this water here though.
Is that the hole all the way across the pond?
Is this a par 4?
It's a par 4, but it's a long par 4.
Alright. I'll stay right up the wall.
By the way, happy master's day.
Her price is another big day. Is that true?
I'll watch him again. He bogeys the second hole.
Stay away from the water.
It's not bad, it's a playable ball.
Wait, I'm gonna be honest, that gives me an opportunity to try to snap it.
To try to launch this bitch.
Because that's a very playable ball.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to launch this bitch straight down.
I can't swing twice.
Yeah, you can.
Do you want a second ball?
Yep.
Go hit that shit right into the ocean, bro.
Yeah, that was right into the ocean.
That's a full 22?
All of them do.
Taylor made a game of like 800 balls.
Charging.
All right, where's the hole?
Feast?
Uh, all of those.
The RG is rapidly blitz.
Just hit it in the green part.
It's right away from the water.
So go over it.
Sounds good.
Why we have your safety ball, right? Yes, bro. See too low for me. That's all.
Oh, beautiful. That's fucking beautiful, bro. That's a beauty. That is beautiful.
middle of the fairway? Let's do it. Come on. Come on. Here you go, T. Jeff.
We're actually going to win this tournament.
Wait, is this our ball, Kagrabs?
I don't have many balls.
Nobody see shit?
Oh, that one right here?
How much have it all, right?
Why is it all the way up there, son?
Son, do you know who I am?
That's about a 280R drive.
That right there?
I don't think I was even doing that in high school.
That just shows my pure strength and athletic ability that I preserved over the years.
Let me grab this ball.
Joe, Joe, Lacey!
Joe!
Joe!
Lacey!
What are you doing?
Oh my God, the water!
Nice, bro.
Nice, bro.
Nice, bro.
Nice, bro.
Nice bro, you used your fucking run. Guess what? Guess what that means. Guess what that means if I run.
Now I'm fucking tired and can't play to my full ability.
Oh, you shouldn't have fallen out. Did you only have on this golf course?
No, there's just houses for show I thought maybe it's like
What are we looking at here 123 that's a pitching wedge is it not a pitching wedge
Balls in the middle of the fairway.
Do a nine-niner?
I don't need to say a nine-niner.
Oh, no.
Good shot.
Good shot.
Oh my god.
That was a bad swing.
Stroke.
He's so good.
Oh my god.
That is so good.
I think I'm going.
No, that's a good shot though.
Stuck it. Not bad.
You want to sink the fourth one?
Yeah, I'll get the fourth one bro.
You want to have to hit the fourth one after I sink this one in?
If you sink this in, we're going to Tijuana.
We're doing it. We're going to be a happy ending.
PR PR PR PR.
I'm going to do a practice swing action.
There you go. Good swing. Good practice swing.
Thank you. Thank you to you.
that's not bad as long as it doesn't go in the water
no that's good as long as it's dry we're good
yeah put this I want right on the pit
chat y'all fucking with the golf stream so far I'll be using a chat if you're
fucking with it I'm having lots of fun I actually think we have a chance to win
this tournament I'm playing very good like I'm actually playing very very good
right now
I'm playing fantastically phenomenally
Who's in the tournament?
We're gonna see after the fact,
but I didn't really get to walk around in the beginning
cause I showed up late
cause I was at a slot machine at a gas station for 30 minutes.
That's on me.
That's on me, Jack.
Now this might be a hard one.
Did it? Yeah, this putt's gonna be a tough one.
I mean hey at least it's on a green right check can we sink this
Let me see.
Right to left.
About 30 feet out, right to left.
Yeah.
There, look at that.
Ah.
Drop it.
I feel like they just have
months or so over a year or two.
Well, look where the hole was.
They moved it.
You would have been right next to the hole.
Oh my God, I like that.
No.
Come on, slow down.
Slow down, Sally.
Alright.
You got that other ball teacher?
Yeah.
Every time I do this, it always helps, like, tremendously.
All right, Braden.
Come on, Braden.
Come on.
I need you to sync this, dude.
This is you right here.
You're the putter.
One inch out of you, Braden.
One inch out.
What's your predictions?
It's going straight, so right here.
If we hit this, we're going to Hong Kong.
Okay, I mean what is that?
I'm gonna blast it with a ball.
I'll be a little more sharp.
When that's ready?
Here's the frog. This is such a delicate putt.
It's so bad, but there's no quarter-parts anywhere.
A delicate putt? You don't want to hit it too hard.
And it also doesn't roll very much.
So I think I'm gonna aim it straight like that
and give it a little...
Not enough.
Wow, you're a little slight of a hole, aren't ya?
Feel this spot on screen?
Let's take this part.
Yeah, I call life of your damnace.
It's not coming off.
Nice, nice.
Love that.
That should close my boat right there.
Alright, that's a three because we're taking a stroke off.
Three, 30.
So how many do we have left? Eight?
We have eight left, yes.
We're playing, right now we're five under.
Under the land?
You're saying it's the same dead pixel from Miami?
Alright, well then, it's a dead pixel from Miami, I don't know.
Wait, but how does it just come and go?
Like it's yeet.
Where's the fireball?
No, we're waiting.
Take your deck of fireball.
We gotta take a fireball shot.
That is locking crazy.
Let's do it.
Alright, let's lock in.
What should we not lock in?
Like, this is the magic coaching.
coaching we are not going to miss another shot today I haven't drank this
since college it's a big it's a big one I never graduated college but oh you
didn't eat yeah three and now for sure you want to go back cheers boys cheers
to win in this tournament, and go in to Tijuana after.
Cheers.
Ah.
Ooh, tastes like candy.
Not bad.
Candy?
Like candy.
Jeff, one fact about me, actually, for those of you
who don't know, I actually dropped out of college, too,
went straight to the switch.
Shut up.
I might have been there.
Flashback!
Could be that dinosaur.
Thank you so much, they're saying they can hear the light, dream holy shit.
Shaggy all are in heaven right now, but we all died, it's okay.
You guys are seeing the pearly gates. Oh no, I would need an actual cleaner.
I feel like I'm gonna throw up a little bit.
That's good.
I swear it got worse when I did that.
Because now I can see it, before I couldn't see it.
Wait, it's fucked up?
It got worse when I did that before.
No, it didn't.
Before I couldn't see it.
way worse yeah I know
when you gonna get a real cameraman I mean I don't know how you want me to
control they're being fucking dirt in the air Brad like what was I even mean
well actually I might have just fixed it hold on unless this isn't this much
But
You know did xqc type in a chat
Well, I'm just trying to make get every little spot
Stream has been ruined by this. Oh, yeah boo-hoo
But I guess any of you guys are gonna re-watch the stream and fucking look at it like what?
I'm not sure how bad is it?
It's literally, it's right there, you see it?
I
Don't see
If the stream F's again for 10 minutes, I'm leaving I got by yeah, what do you say it by for a brother?
It's not your stream. He's running down, bro. I'm not a lot. You might as well
I was gonna run top off with it
party winner tonight.
XQC said,
Y'all are trash, I clear your shit straight up homie.
Yo XQC, I will fly to Canada
and we can put, I will win cash,
we can put $10,000 down in a Golf 1v1.
Cash, $10,000 cash.
Let me know when, let me know the dates, I'll be there.
You do not touch me in golf.
I'll fly to Miami, Canada, wherever you want.
1v1 me in golf, any amount of money.
Run it, and I'm trash.
XQC is not good at golf like I am.
He lives in Miami? Okay, I'll go to Miami then. Anywhere he wants, I'll go there.
You ready?
I smell food. Is there food here?
Burgers, you said? Are they like protein burgers or what?
Ten burgers.
I'm gonna be honest, I smell the food, but I'm like, the thought of food makes me feel sick.
I don't know how to explain it
How do we get to hole number one
How you doing how you guys playing out there
We're doing very to hope you guys have a good round. Sorry about that for what?
It's not even close to me
Where do we go?
That is not Richard Sherman.
Yo what if I accidentally drove into TGF's left ankle and just broke it for the whole
season.
Wait, TGF, what's the worst injury you ever had?
I have a torn ACL right now.
You have a partially torn ACL.
Holy.
There you go.
Sir, I went to the Lakers doctor got an MRI, said I needed full reconstruction surgery
over a year ago.
Dead ass?
A year ago.
I never got it.
How's it feeling?
I mean, it's fine.
Does it feel loose?
Sometimes with lateral movements like this.
It's not good, but
I'm not a professional athlete. I understand.
You know Heinz Ward played his whole career on a Torn ACL?
Yeah. It's just not safe.
But if you're grinding and thugging it out, I feel you.
He said that I built up all the muscles around my ACL to the point where I can use it normally.
So I feel like I'm just not going to get certain.
The VMO is like the main part right here.
You asked for it right away when you tore yours, huh?
I had some non-contact. All I did was I was like this.
Oh
You know it's crazy about that it was in 2019 I
Was in talks to be to get an extension to be like the highest paid safety there
five against the stillers
No, I'm like bro. I just fucked up the bag
What if that safety all time that's safety all time? Yeah for some what?
Who do you think is that's hard at Reaver come on Troy Palamalu
I gotta go with the rave.
It's on Taylor.
R&P, Sean Taylor.
R&P, Sean Taylor.
He's up there.
I feel like if he would have had more years.
If he would have bet, yeah.
Facts.
What about like, Cam Chancellor?
I thought we can, but he's not.
It's Troy Palamolo, unfortunately.
I thought we'd throw it through.
I would say Troy's second.
Oh!
She got drinks.
Thank you so much.
I don't know if that's a T-drake or something.
Tito's shot.
Tito's?
That's all I know of no party.
OK.
What do they have?
OK.
Every was a code.
I mean, hey, we're five under.
During James, right?
He a dog, too, bro.
Damn.
Wait, so you got both.
Wait, you strong safety, right?
What's the meter for you?
He plays nickel.
Nickel?
Oh, nickel crazy.
He has no idea what that means.
Jesus.
I'll show you my pass on the T-No shot.
Are you sure?
That's a great shot.
How much football?
Yeah.
I played D2.
What position? Safety, I swear to God safety.
I didn't even know that.
Is this on my phone trip?
I swear to God. I see you back there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm listening.
I restart.
Oh!
Come on, Mike! Come on, Mike!
Tough.
I win.
Woo!
Back pedal.
Yo!
Yo!
Jason Seahorn.
I can use that.
Private ball.
Hold on, what was that?
That was my back pedal from corner.
Is it something like that?
Yeah.
Come on.
Yep.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Bro, got some mixers.
That's all I got to do.
You think you know you're not playing down?
Yeah, I've done it for the first time.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna be right home.
We should have boosted.
I fucking teed it up too low.
That's ass.
You're my boy.
Right down the middle, right down the hatch.
That was a shitty shot man.
That's a great swing.
Out of the water.
Bro!
Bro you're getting a lot better.
Bro you're actually doing better.
I think I literally landed on the car that's great
It's a great boss a great boss
Why is it that's a true they behave on you breath
South bro
Oh my god
That's on a fucking strain.
Basically, I love when you hit the ball like that.
That might be like, that's out there.
That might be 300.
That might be a 300-yard drop, chat.
Who's calling up?
Who's calling up? Who's calling up?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Thank you!
That's why you don't do anything?
So let's see how far that shot is from the tee and let's see how far I hit a chat since y'all want to say that
I didn't just hit it fucking y'all said I hit 150 yards. I guess that was 150 yards
That might have been a 300-hour drive what a bro it might have it's at least 220
It's at least 220
It's all the way down there, right?
That's what I thought.
Yes, it's like a 280-yard drive.
I knew it.
Chat saying 150.
Brother, chat.
What do you mean 150?
Look where my fucking ball is at.
It's right next to the green.
I almost, if I hit that straight, it drives the green.
Look.
This is like 10 yards out.
We're talking about a 300 yard drive.
Because look Jack, it's a 334 yard hole.
This is about 20 yards down to 300 yards down.
I told you guys.
Holy shit.
It's not the wrong ball.
Look, it's the same ball I've been hitting.
Y'all are just haters.
Y'all are haters.
They're trying to say it's not my ball.
They're trying to say it's not my ball.
It's your ball.
I'll do that one to you.
Drive
Yeah, we did ask could eat with this right now
Do I use a gap wedge or a
What are you hitting here I use my kitchen
It's a way for you to see.
Well, you go first.
Just spit out the drink that sponsors the event.
Check up.
Good job, good job.
Put it nice and close.
oh no lay off on that a little bit really really need you to put it close
why do you guys hit it so far I didn't mean to all you do is hit it lightly
They're close.
The grass is really short today.
Save me some.
Can you please check?
Oh my, what the?
Oh, I'm actually about to kill it.
That's not good.
We'll save you, gentlemen.
Let me get one more, let me get one more.
She said we get two Mulligans, right?
Two Mulligans?
Oh, this is it.
Wait.
Well, I mean...
That's better.
It's better, but we just all suck.
Y'all are drunk.
What do you think?
That one?
Let's make this a fucking cow, because if we don't put this in right here, it's kind of a waste.
We don't have to put it in.
And after we put it in, I'm gonna bend you over and I'm gonna put it in.
But what?
That's dick.
Show me.
Yup.
Hold on.
Come take a look.
Nah, you took a honey?
You took a honey bag over there.
Go for it.
Blue chew.
All right, let me go on.
We're gonna party tonight.
We have a crazy two man, bud.
Come on, bud.
We're gonna have a crazy two man, bud.
Wait, wait, wait.
What you mean, bud?
What you mean by that?
That two man.
I mean, you, like, those two guys.
They're like, you know, they're like, you know, they're like, you know,
Oh my god, a crazy two-hand one.
Wait, wait, what you mean by that?
What you mean by that, two-hand?
I mean, you, like those two girls
who was giving out the wine?
Oh, no, no, not me, not me and you.
Oh, no, no, no, not me, not me, not me, no, not me.
Hey, that's why you took a butch, right?
No, no, no, not for you.
Nah, she already said she wanted you.
The blonde one, right?
That's why you said you wanted it?
No.
No, because I was gonna get the brunette,
you were gonna get blonde.
No, no, no, not me, not me, that's T-Chef.
No, no, no, it's not me.
It's Lacey, right?
It doesn't turn much while you're chipping it.
We're at a fucking part of this one off a fucking 300-yard drive right next to the hole.
Oh, where about you, Chads?
One minute.
You know when Gretzky once said?
What would you say?
You miss 100% of the shots that you take.
be wearing things.
I'm a little hot.
Yes.
Next time.
Fuck me and my ass, dude.
All right, well...
I'm not taking this for granted, though.
One of us gotta sink this.
This is a party, eh?
I'll use the honor that you serve.
We'll use our stroke.
All right, we'll take a birdie.
We'll take a birdie!
Yo, what do you mean turd on aim assist? That's not how this works
How do you still have a good hairline
Good wait you got good ass on two legs. Yeah
Asian
I didn't know you were Asian
do not win in shit I mean bro we're six under right now we're six under we
still have eight strokes to give what is this the beast what is it
Oh, you got glasses too?
Yeah.
You mind if I take a drink?
Wait, it's alcohol.
It is alcohol.
You guys ever heard of the Dug Dug Challenge?
The Dug Dug Challenge, no.
It's like an alcohol Dug Dug Challenge.
All that going on here.
You want to try this?
Cheryl Lemonade?
Yes.
What's that?
It's a part of Monster.
Yeah.
So this is their alcohol therapy.
No sugar added.
Oh, I need that.
Definitely need that.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
is it right there being me up Scotty we have
strawberry limeade in our lemonade would we like to try that yeah would you
like a can let me just do a cup
thank you right now strawberry strawberry
Yes, man!
Hello, how are you?
I'm fine, how are you?
More or less, and why are you?
I like your shirt.
Yes, you are Lazy.
Lazy? Oh my God, you call me Lazy.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
How do we love you?
How do we love you, Lazy?
Oh, that you call yourself Lazy.
Thank you, your outfit perfect.
Thank you too, I appreciate it.
Papisimo?
Papasito.
Oh, papasito!
Papasito!
What's that one?
Papi.
Where's the whites?
Over here.
Guys, are you taking the cans with you or what?
that one where's the whites over here we haven't drank all day so it's our
first drink thank you guys
She called T. Jeff Big Daddy.
Papacito!
To the market!
Oh my God!
Yes.
Very strong!
Yes, man.
It sucks.
Oh my god, come back. Oh, that's beautiful. Oh my god
That's a beauty
Perfect, holy shit
Mr. Jordan Bull Effect that was your best drive all day. Oh my god
You gotta call Papa Cito and just hit that shit 400 down the middle
Let's go D for three.
Wow, come on, Brandon, go left side.
Obviously, close in the building.
Come on, Brandon, push the three.
Come on, Brandon, you got this.
He's very good.
Oh!
What just happened?
What just happened?
Papatito in the building!
It's over the cave dude!
Why are we on this?
We're on this in our best tries of the day!
There's no way we owe this in our best tries of the day.
Is it crazy to say we can win this turnie?
Put it on back that blowbicam?
I didn't hit the golf cart, I didn't hit it.
Yeah, for live streaming, live streaming.
Oh, you're gonna tag me in it?
I will send you a video, just put your Instagram there.
there that's it right there thank you nice to meet you how is there a fucking
car on a course
w lob a w lob bro
Yeah, that's what the thing about golf is I'm having so much fucking fun right now like if you're having fun with the people
you're playing with
It doesn't even feel like you're playing 18 holes. Can I have the the charger?
Brayden Brayden
Wait are we are we playing this one for sure oh shit she asked for my Instagram
That's a W man's right there. You got a girl you got a girl so you don't know me dude
cuz me and TJ going that two man right after this stop stop saying
Oh
Tag me on the monster social
Yeah, we have the same body today.
Let's swap it.
All right.
Let's see how it looks like.
It's not so sponsored yet.
Can I get sponsored by Tatcabs, Lacey?
Sure.
What is it?
Oh.
Is he asking for your money?
Oh, that was too far.
What's that, what's that, like a nine?
Fifty lights, yeah, eight.
Eight.
I'm gonna go nine.
Fuck.
What?
Think about that last one.
50 lights, yeah. 8. 8.
I'm gonna go 9. Fuck.
I'm gonna stick this around the pin, watch this.
I did.
I did.
Fuck, I did chunk down.
No.
And then I sliced it.
I just want someone to bend me over.
Don't worry, I got you.
I'll bend you over.
I mean, T-Jer, I think we play yours.
Yes.
I think he's going.
I think he's going.
It's just warm.
Hey, you know what?
I believe you.
Actually, you've had some good shots, so.
I think he's going.
No, you're all right.
You need to save us here, Brandon.
Come on.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Sure, but nice shot.
Okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
That's part, see?
Practice.
Practice is perfect.
Wait, I lost my phone.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
following what I do.
Fuck you, Lacey, L.A.C.Y, fuck you.
What the fuck did I do?
Is M3 in a chat or something?
Why do y'all say an L.A.C.Y, fuck Lacey?
Is that my ball?
Uh, maybe, I could go seal it.
You call Jinxie weird?
What do you mean?
You got the balls?
Yeah!
Don't fall out this time.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
You out of camp?
I'm not out of the water.
He said, like, where do we send that?
You called Jinxy weird two years ago. Apologize. Fuck you! Wait, when did I call
Jinxy weird? It was when Jinxy went to Cali in the 24-hour IRL didn't go good.
Listen brother, we're six under in a golf tournament, Matt went $100,000 and y'all are coming here on some LAC.
Brother, if you think it's LAC in this chat, take my whole four inch dicking balls and shove it down your throat.
How much do you play golf?
Yeah.
You're good?
Yeah.
I used to play high school.
I went states eight times.
There's only four years of high school.
I got held back four years.
Yeah.
So you're a retard?
Yeah.
But I still went state three times.
Doesn't matter.
All right.
All right
They're mad about what I said two years ago calling Jinxie weird. Holy shit. I hope they don't dig deep into that drama
Because with when Jinxie and Ron had that back and forth. Holy fuck
Shit was getting critical
You gonna have all of it Kim good girl
Should I putt this?
Putt it in the chippet.
I'm gonna use your putt, I didn't bring mine.
I feel like I'm making a really good trio.
This putter is the best.
Come on, Le. You're the king of LA.
You walk outside, pizza's on your dick every day.
She said, hey, little mama, come in the car and let's take a ride.
She said, go on.
I'll suck that dick till I die.
Oh, I like that speed.
Not bad.
Not bad.
That's a park.
You want to do one more?
I think you probably want to.
I'll do it.
I do know the speed.
Lefty-mousey.
Watch this. Stop the ball.
You know you're doing it too hard or you're doing it too weak. How about this fucking go?
Don't listen to what the chat says brain because watch this I'm gonna sink this bitch
I'm walking for you.
Oh, shit.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
Turn.
Yes, I am.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh my God, bro.
That was awesome.
That's endearing on that.
Oh, shit!
Yeah.
That one.
That's mine.
Let's go.
Let's sink it.
That'll be par.
Should be.
And then we go bird.
Come on.
Come on.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Let's sink it.
That'll be par.
It's actually a tough buck.
Don't, don't, don't, don't hit a catcher's operating there, it's closer than that.
It's closer than that.
It's closer than that.
It's a big shot, it is.
You can try to hand me a hand.
Well, it's actually a tough buck.
That's what they all say.
Come on T. Jeff.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, yes. It was like rain.
Okay, that's fine. Your phone can mute it.
My father...mute it.
That's too far. That's too much. Your hand can't be yourself.
Oh, God, I gotta make the spot.
We're good. We're good.
Oh, God, I gotta make the spot.
What's happening right now is right when it gets in the hole, it curves left,
because there's a magnetic force in this area.
So push it, hit on to the right.
Hit it to the right, just slightly.
Aim right slightly and hit it very soft.
I believe to the top of the hole, the weight of the hole will bring it down.
There it is.
Yes!
Thank you, Ross.
Holy shit!
Thank you.
Oh my god.
A lot of pressure on us now.
Great and great coaching.
Okay, go look.
It's your top right.
Oh my gosh.
Was this hole two?
It was hole two, right?
It's a birdie.
Oh, yes, sir.
All right, we got seven left.
What's our score right now?
Our score right now is,
yo, our car number is 69.
TJ, ain't no way, brah.
Nah, TJ, our car number is 69.
You know what that means.
What does that mean?
Hey, we're seven under.
Seven under?
All right.
How many more?
How many more holes?
Drops to the end.
We have seven more holes.
Chad, we might win this tournament.
I'm not even kidding.
Chad, we did ask my win this tournament.
Is anybody else streaming this or am I the only streamer?
I am. No, yo, anti-con. Snowy, you guys are not streaming. Me. Y'all are not here.
I have a question. Who in the chat wants to be a streamer one day? It's like me.
Oh my God, it's a sponsor that breathing spit out.
Hey, this is good.
It's a drink you spit out.
Wait, they're the ones who give you the glasses?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
And I spit it out on the ground so that she doesn't actually ask?
No, man.
No, sit, sit. That's what it was really good for.
What is this par what?
or
Clean great
Express the martini shots y'all down to do
Do you guys want vodka or tequila tequila? I just want to let you know I really like this brand a lot
It's good. Why you spit it out when you try to really? Oh?
Oh, no, I'm not I want to get sponsored by you guys one day and I don't want any
heartbeat or problems. Okay, well I'm not the owner.
Oh, yeah, tell me, I'll bet. I'll bet. All right, give me luck then.
Wait, so it's fresh parking. It comes in a can like that.
No, so this is nitro cold brew. This is, I'm just gonna make it for you guys right here right now.
Yes, my heroine water that I brought from LA.
I'm making four or five.
You want a shot, right?
No, I mean Drew.
Drew.
We'll do five of them, come on.
Drew, stop your weed, Drew.
We'll shot Drew.
Drew, bro, everyone spin out Drew, bro.
Now I'm fucking with Drew, have you done that?
Drew, do you want one?
Yeah, Drew, dude.
I want one of them on WDrew.
Never mind.
Wait, your hair's kind of like Rapunzel.
Thank you.
That's so long.
Tequila, right?
Yes.
Is that an X?
Uh, this isn't mine, but I think so.
Yeah, it is.
Get more. Get more.
Get more good pictures.
Get your stroke.
Oh, you just topped it off with the DVD, huh?
Where's the repa salad?
Where's the repasarra?
Tijuana.
Oh, they got the lady boys there, huh?
We're going to Tijuana together.
Tijuana.
You know about Tijuana?
Do I know about Tijuana? Not too much.
Where are you from?
I'm from the Bay originally.
Just do up in the car.
What park, San Fran?
What state is the Bay?
This is the state's and it's in this oh, I didn't even know there's base here
Wait, so is it coffee sweet no it's all blue. It's just bitter coffee with bitter shot, huh better. Yeah, it's not like it sweet espresso
Martini, it's just like a straight up
Oh
So this is okay, I know this to the winners to the winners and you guys built on the new March
Oh, wow that was mmm that was something huh. Oh my god. Yeah
That's before decaf mm very good
Not like a shop before a drive.
Make me die.
That's why it says death, huh?
Holy fuck.
It's supposed to be a Martini, huh?
I've never had a sports Martini like that.
You like that?
No.
Well, you don't?
That was good.
It was very good.
No, no, you said you hate their brand.
Wait, you said you hate their brand?
In their company?
Death by daylight?
Death by...
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
He's dead of here!
He's dead of here!
He's dead of here!
That's in the neighborhood.
I got this on my C-drive.
We got this on my C drive.
Once I get a few shots of my system, I start hitting the ball a little bit better.
You're a designer, you know?
A few shots of my system, I start pounding these drives, 300 out.
I
Right down the middle, but it wasn't my best shot
Tiger Woods
Yo, I don't I don't drink and drive dude. I drink then drive like in on it. Okay, wait a minute. Hold on to me
That's kind of double entendre upon because get it Tiger Woods golfs
so he drives off the tee and he drinks and drives.
Oh my God, the head almost came off.
That's a hard of swimming.
I loosened it.
I'm like, I'll wait this off.
I roll the club.
To a tower
You might have just murdered someone
Imagine there's an old lady walking in a park with her dog. It's thriller in the head
It's cause I drink death by daylight.
The poke on my swing.
Here's your club, that's TGF's.
Why is it wiggly?
I don't know.
My shot was good though, we can play mine.
Bye bye Rick.
Cam, you going back for another one?
Bye bye Rick.
Is he getting her number?
Yeah, we're not sponsored by them the tournament is just sponsored by them
I actually think we win this I'm not even kidding we get dead-ass winners right
I mean this shot's not bad it could have been better but it's right down the middle right?
I mean it's nab it's not a bad shot.
Yeah.
That's like even farther though.
Nah.
That's a good shot.
I mean I skyed it a little bit.
I'm a PR of James all night.
How far out?
One, thirty, thirty.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah.
Nine iron or eight iron?
Tell me do you think nine iron or eight iron?
I'll see what I can pick up.
Yo, I'm feeling alcohol a little bit, guys.
That's the right distance, I think.
I feel good. I feel perfect amount of litness.
You don't know, realizing? I could be in the NFL if I really wanted to.
You think so? What position?
Uh, wide receiver.
F.
That's the one you want right now.
I'll go with you.
get over it get over it come to clutch up dance my middle name
I will not be a long snapper you be like a left tackle
The horse out
Switch out the I didn't want to use this one anyway nine irons
Right in your mouth
No, there's no way you're saying
smack
Oh my god.
Oh!
That was on there!
Oh my god.
That's a good chance.
Because the thing was, I didn't want to hit you so many to hit it correctly.
Oh my god.
Is there extra grass, Phillip?
You can put this on it.
Oh fuck.
Wait, you just did this right here?
That was you, that was you, that was you.
No, you go like this.
That's for the sand bunkers, dude.
Dude
We have nothing on the green right now
It's a lawsuit
I can do it because you're my camera, but you're not lazy so I
Can't hurt you, I don't know what's gonna happen
Just see just see
How do they know if he's actually like kicking the right school?
You could have worked with a lot of people that were like,
I'm not a word-detector.
It's about everybody else's lines.
Chad, be honest.
Halfway through on a scale of 1 to 10,
what are our odds of winning the tournament?
That's worth it.
Right now, we are...
We're in seventh place right now surf dating is in first
And they're 11 under.
Because you're only 4 if 4 hits behind them?
Yeah.
What's happening with that?
They all lying.
Quick, turn the cam off for a round, you know.
No, no, no.
I got really this is not a ball. It's a fucking lemon dude. Oh, that's how
These are houses.
Nah, they were already called.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, I lost a club out there.
No worries, what's wrong?
Have you put it in one of those?
No, definitely left it on a green by accident.
Wait, aren't you supposed to say four when it goes into a neighborhood?
Yeah, look, I think we chipped your ears right here, right?
Yeah.
Alright.
Hey, y'all really think people are cheating?
Oh wait, they're doing that hole?
Go to the hole.
Okay.
That's so good.
I should go left more.
Bro, if I would have went left more.
Just go left.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's just running straight.
It's fine, it's a birdie.
Ah!
You don't fuck on that, because you rushed the fucking rush.
No, I don't know.
I think...
You were eating QoD and very rockin' it to go in there.
Rockin' it to go in there.
Did they hit it?
OK, all right, I mean, it might not be lying, no.
If they hit that shot, people actually might not be lying.
Oh, you want me to go?
Come on, Lil' Lay.
They're hitting.
Oh, my God.
Look what they just hit.
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
OK.
Okay, well, I mean, we'll take a birdie.
That's a drive.
I'm saying they may not be lying.
We might actually be in the 7th place.
The good news is we were tied for 7th and 3 people had minus 6 or minus 8.
So we're like two strokes out of top three.
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, I forgot.
What is that?
I forgot about that.
This one.
I don't miss.
There you go.
Birdie. We'll take it.
Bird dog. We'll take a birdie.
We'll take a birdie. W birdie in a shot, man. W birdie.
Let me see them tweets.
Oh my God, wait, do we take the ball?
No.
Where do you go?
Enter score.
I think the lendo managed.
Y'all are paid to win.
Pay to win still can't win.
How many holes do y'all have?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Nine holes.
Ten holes left and we only have seven things.
Just another 500.
Get us a little stroke off some holes.
This is burning money.
It's the only way we win.
NSC championship.
NSC championship.
Got a dog by Camden.
40 something like 14.
2015.
That's what he lost.
He lost, right?
He ain't dappin' a ball.
Yeah.
That was when he was pussy.
He ain't dappin' a ball.
He was scared, bro.
He was scared.
That brockin' defense was crazy.
Great.
That was a real fly.
No flies.
It's not a serious tee.
Death form of hooky.
green
come on guys
we need an eagle
because they know that a 500
get four more strokes
i'll do it
oh my god
All my keys, I actually find it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh,
Time to do what you do best
All right, Braden, time to do what you do best
Son yeah, yeah, my fault, bro
You guys are big riders
No
No, cuz the way it's it up this will straight this one's as you're living
What happens if you get hit in the face by a full full speed golf on it doesn't hurt
He will take part of his face off
it's all to me. It's all to me. This drive has to play basically. You have to. Can
Can you please put us in play bro?
Thank you mate.
No stay.
Please stay.
Or I'm good.
It's going to be a tough ass shot but I'm good.
Two sticks inside.
Oh, they said that oh
It's because the chat keeps typing in there pissing me off bro stop typing in the chat you guys make my phone over here
Is that 8%
Oh, fuck!
Yes, you!
Right here, right here, right here.
It's not my ball.
It's Brady's ball.
It's Brady and TJF's.
Alright, so this shot is probably the worst shot we've played of the day.
Oh, fuck my asshole!
Oh, no, is that it? No, it was far than that. It's up there. Wait someone should you grab that ball Kim?
I mean it's not that bad
It's really not that bad at all. Let's shoot it
How far is it Tony are you drunk the second one
One.
He just crashed into my fucking car cam.
One fifteen.
One fifteen.
One fifteen?
Yeah bro.
Oh shit, there are many timbers.
Here we go.
The only issue is going to be the sand bunker.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, they just shipped it in over there.
Wait, should we scream to make them think we did something good too?
Alright, ready?
Three.
Two.
Yeah, we're going to be our shipment.
Three.
Two.
One.
Oh my god!
150 yards!
What the fuck?
Okay, now we just killed all their, we killed all their momentum just now.
We killed all their momentum just now.
We killed all their momentum just now.
We killed all their momentum.
It'll play.
It'll play.
Club, club, ah, club up.
Whatever you think you're gonna hit, hit one lower.
Because the grass is gonna...
Oh, I'm going to miss him a lot less.
Would you sing right now, Lisa?
I hit a pitch and I should get a nine now.
I got a nine now.
Why am I going way over there?
It's coming back a little bit.
Isn't she fantastic?
Come on, bro, that's on me.
Come on, buddy.
Yeah, come on.
Come on, buddy.
Yeah, one more hit.
You want a hit on me?
Yeah.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.
What is he doing?
Shut up!
What the fuck is going on here?
Oh my God!
Money.
Nice.
That's fucking money.
No, I'm sorry.
Cut him down.
You're hitting the accurate.
I am.
I am.
Come on, man.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Stick this.
Really good shot that's on thank you
Over-the-green
Over-the-green with a nine on here
Bro, I'm stronger than I thought I was dude
Yeah, I'm stronger than I thought I was where the bro I am
I mean, I feel like the mind in front of the greens best shot, right?
Or to bet.
Yeah, you, yo, you say, uh, but I'm hidden 300 yard drives and fucking hidden 160 yards
with a nine iron.
I could get us to be a long drive champion.
You can wait a second, Larry.
What?
You can wait a second, and we'll...
Can you even bother me?
Remember to get in the clubs.
Okay.
Wait, TJ, how far back is mine behind the hole?
No, no, I see Jeff. Mine's over more.
I think there's front one.
I like the front one, too.
I'll be honest, y'all talking shit in this chat?
I will fuck you up. Where the bro I will.
What happened on the gang?
I think we're, we might be, I think after this hole, if we could put a nice chip on
right here, we're going to be top five.
Alright.
Ah, I'm such a little sissy boy, bro.
Here for another one.
I like that. Come back down.
Let's go back.
It's sticking.
Chad, imagine we win the tournament
and then we go to McDonald's.
You got 20-bees nugget at the end.
Imagine we win the tournament, go to talk up
with those two bad bitches and just fucking two men
with me and TJ, and lazy boat, just hitting
dingers all day.
OK, yeah, sure.
Why are you so silly?
I know, bro.
good. Why'd you just full swing? Was I supposed to do it? Chipping it. Oh, the wrist. Yeah.
the
whole field, Lacey.
That's actually good.
Oh, the fucking hell.
Wow.
You saw that?
Wow! Hill just picked me up and like literally just fucked me.
This is a straight pot I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, this one is straight.
But it is a little left to right.
This is downhill though, it's just gonna roll.
Yeah, what do y'all think, ball one or ball two?
It's going off straight.
I like this one.
Alright, so it's a little hilly, but...
It is hilly, but I like the roll better.
I feel like it's just a tap a little bit to the left.
And it falls.
We'll do this one.
Straight down her butt.
I think I can sink this first try.
Oh wow!
I'll try this right here.
And a little thing on the front of this.
Ah shit! Did I sell chat?
That's it. That's it.
Yeah. Okay. We will have to use our last mulligan if we miss his foot. It's what we got.
Brady, you are nerfing yourself, dude. You are putting your foot back.
Rain, you're going a foot back.
It's in front of this hitch.
You're going right here to ball.
It needs to be placed right there.
Bro, you literally just have to tap it and it's going to roll.
Tap it a little bit to the left.
Literally tap it like an aim right here, Rain.
We need this, OK?
Putter, right in front.
Come on.
We need you.
You're the putter.
We have one more shot.
Aim where, at least, but.
OK, line up.
I'll show you.
And you don't hit it hard.
You just tap it.
Literally tap it and it's going to roll.
Come on.
Put them pants up.
OK?
Straight.
A little to the left.
No, that's the right.
Like that.
I say, like that.
Just tap it.
Come on, Brady.
Literally tap.
Yeah!
Yeah, how about you come to the left and I'll go left you.
It didn't fall.
It didn't fall.
I don't know what to do.
to the right.
Left side cup edge.
Just a little time.
Bang!
Thank you brother.
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
That's what we do.
He may be missing on purpose.
Family and community, man.
Thank you.
I literally, yo, he goes,
yo, aim it to the left.
There's a little town.
There's a little town.
There's a little town.
There's a little town.
aim it to the left it's curfew to the left made me miss we could get the
winner oh my god we needed that chat we're looking good right now we might
It could be top five.
Let me check the leaderboard.
You already put it in?
Yeah, I just put it in.
Yo, we're second place.
Oh my God.
We're second place.
Oh my God, we're second.
We're second.
One stroke behind surf dating.
Oh my God, we're second.
We're second.
We're dead ass in second place.
Okay, slow chat, the winners, minus 10 second place,
hole nine, we are second.
And we have less holes played than first.
Share is at a little pay to win.
Maybe we donated $3,000 to a cancer research society,
but fuck it, am I right?
Here's my question I have for this tournament.
What are the sponsors for?
if nobody else is shooting besides me.
Like where's the promotion, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, it's just to put you in a house, try to add.
But no one's been recording or anything,
or taking pictures.
So I'm wondering where the promotion is for the event,
if nobody else is recording.
We are, we're second place.
Stop capping.
Swear to God, you wanna come look?
I see you're shooting, you stay lying.
You lying.
Brother, second place, the winner's right here.
Minus 10 what's our team called? What's your team name? Bill? Oh, we asked Bill Bill right here. You guys are in 10th
That's crazy. Have you contributed? Ah
Have I contributed?
Have I contributed? I'm pretty sure I'm carrying I had the team on my back. That's crazy. We're best crazy
I'm being honest bro. Hey, we're about it. We're about it. We're coming for us all we're coming to win
We might have a little pay to win. I'm coming for you guys get to that hole yet where you can do the long drive
Yeah, I already won that oh
Yeah, we donate a lot of money to get some strokes off though
honest
It happens about happens
End we'll see how we'll see how it all see we get there
Oh
We're supposed to be on hole
Hole number five
Okay
Why don't like part three I fucking hate 181 yards I hate part threes bro
What's he doing?
178.
178?
Yeah, what do I hit them with, 180?
Five.
You think I got five, I or do you get?
What's that phone at?
Bro, they got an unlimited alcohol and no food.
They got a single food, it's been brought.
How good have I been playing 1 to 10?
And don't like just hate to hate, bro.
is that weed? Is that weed?
I'm in the 9 1 30. I think I hear like a 7 or 6 higher than 6 year one of these
Come on, Lace, TGF hit into the woods, Braden's probably going to hit into the water.
Whole team's relying on you right now, kid.
Y'all are in second place.
What if I just hit it straight into there probably yeah
You should let Brady hit the extra one.
No, no, no, that's a good idea.
Come on, Lace.
No, we're gonna have to play my first one.
It is.
We're gonna have to play my first ball.
We gotta go get...
My first ball's not good.
This is your phone.
Bop!
Dude!
I just was chasing loveless here, bro.
Yeah, you're real creepy.
How are you doing?
How are you?
How are you?
Oh, thank you so much.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, guys.
Want to go out tonight?
What's up?
Hungry?
Like a refreshing beverage.
Oh, you got synths right here?
It's a cocktail in a can.
It's cranberry.
Cocktail?
Like I get a little hard read up?
Is there any sandwiches or anything there though?
No, you're hungry.
Yeah, a little bit.
I'll try.
I'll give it a go.
I
Thank you
We're second place man, but I'm starting to really feel the alcohol coming on right now. I don't know
I'm generally like headed
college golfers. We are just taking my time. But, you know, alright, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Oh, are we still second?
I'm actually done.
Oh my god, where'd the ball go when you hit it?
Right, man. I thought you hit my ball.
We don't have a good shot here by the way. Yeah, we're playing great golf. Yeah, how you guys playing?
What's your guys team name?
What is it?
Key, oh, that sounds like a nice shot. I could take right now
You know what I love is that I can drink and drive on the golf course
Okay, we got to find my ball
It was left and up was definitely not a good shot. Oh
No guys, we might have a fucking predicament in our hands
Did I hit over the green
You could goose ate my fucking ball
It was somewhere left
Oh, they took our hull. We should have dropped right here.
No, we should have.
Oh, dude.
Oh, my God.
Where did you drop it, huh?
Oh, there it is.
Where?
Oh, that's really bad.
Oh, that's the right here.
That's really bad, y'all. Oh, it is right here.
No, T-Trap, right here.
Oh.
Oh, we're playing out of the fucking desert right now.
There's no way a goose ate my nuts.
This is really... This is really bad.
Not that bad. We just need a good chat.
Fuck it. I gotta save the day here, chat.
Come on, sit. That might be a great shot. That might be a great shot. That's a fucking
terrible shot. It's over the green.
Hey, is there a hill right here that rolls now? Did you see it?
Is there a hill right here that rolls down?
A little bit here.
Mine is 100K.
Oh my God. Oh my God, T.J.! Oh my God, T.J.!
Is it bad?
Yeah. It's running.
Go left, go more left.
Oh my God, what a shot.
Uh, wait.
Oh no.
Is he going to roll down or no?
No.
On the green.
Braided.
Go.
All the great
Braden
You're up, dude
Shop from you kid. What's the orange I use this one here
Where's the ball you got to get a ball here, bro. We're not going no. Oh, it's my pocket
Yeah, is this whole gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna fuck us over here. We need to
Do you guys, any chance you guys pass out sandwiches or anything?
Up, no. Only because we're not the same as people. We're the water people.
Okay.
The water man and woman.
Okay, but we got you on ice and water.
And then, you know what? You would probably find that out at the, at the front.
At the front? Okay.
Yeah, we literally had no food, but any holes today. Just all out.
Yeah, yeah, which is not the best thing, you know.
Oh yeah, I'm feeling a little bit weird.
Well, and it's not even as hot as it usually is.
Wow.
Yeah, this is overcast.
Hey, what's your job at? Is this handicapped?
Sure.
Hello.
Listen, Brad, I really need a shot from you here.
Lacey, when have I ever...
When have you ever doubted me?
All the time today.
Every single shot you've taken at you today.
When have I...
Played a single one of your balls today.
When have you not trusted me?
Today.
All throughout the day, every time you hit the shot, I've not trusted you.
I proved you wrong.
No, no, no, you proved me right every we haven't played one of your balls a single
What I'm gonna do right here you're gonna regret saying that okay, I hope so I really do
Stop out.
Alright.
Alright.
Oh my God!
Go!
Don't beat yourself up, Brad.
That's all I can hear.
Oh, no, okay
GGs
Yeah, this might be a this might be a birdie in error
apart
Wait a minute. Oh my god
Oh my god.
What?
Get it again.
Oh my god, Tia!
Why is it not turning?
I got it.
I got it.
I hit the lady.
Come on, Tia.
Let's go, buddy.
If there's anything you've ever done to that,
I need you to make this putt, OK?
This is for a birdie.
I need you to make this putt, buddy.
Lacey, I don't mean you.
We'll go way back.
And I think it's time that I give something back to you.
I'm going to sink this.
Don't worry.
I'm going to sink the putt.
T. Jeff, he's making this putt.
I want you to be ready to pull that pin out when it comes.
He's making this putt.
He's making this putt.
Come on, Brady.
Don't overthink it. I'm not gonna. I'll never overthink it.
I'll overthink. I'll only over-sink.
Come on, Braden. Let's see a putt.
I'm going back.
All right.
Same track as last time.
Same track.
Bang!
That's a birdie! Let's go!
Come on! We are winning this tournament!
I can't let him teach that! Come on!
Holy shit!
Oh my god. Fucking clutch.
We are tough! We are tough!
We are tough! We are tough!
Oh my god
It's a birdie
What's a hole in one so what do we do here?
Wait so do I put a one
Do I put a one?
Oh, yeah, two, right?
Shit.
What?
No, it's a bird.
Yeah.
You left him hanging.
Who?
You left him hanging?
I left him hanging?
Oh, I didn't know he was there waiting, bro.
Why don't you say something?
Holy Clutch
We're tied for first we're tied for first
This way
I like that whatever that monster alcohol drink was. I didn't know monster made alcohol
Yeah, I need you out of focus from you rather win this tournament. Yo, can I watch each other to a hundred thousand dollar celebrity golf tournament in first place right now?
What's going on up there?
Laundry.
Laundry?
Hey, Pete, yeah?
What's going on up here?
What's the longest ride so far?
How do you keep track?
I think they're great meat, country food, I think.
Okay.
What flavor is that?
Sugar-free pineapple.
Best flavor.
Okay.
Here we are.
Sweet or whatever it's called.
You get to that.
There's nobody in the world
who's sitting at 500 yards.
I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
Why did you give me the best one?
Oh, it's the best one.
You gave me zero sugar.
It's the best flavor.
You're not fat, you look great dude.
Actually?
Like mid-season form.
Try it.
I promise you.
You will be fine.
You should be in a job by the way.
Harder!
Number one in the safety of the league.
Wow.
That's actually bomb.
I know, it's fucking good.
It tastes like pineapple juice.
Yeah.
Good.
That's so bomb.
I'll take one of those two.
Let's have a bench off, TJ.
Huh?
A bench off.
Let's have a bench off, TJ.
Huh?
A bench off.
Yeah, like we, like, we'll seek a bench more.
We don't want to do that, man.
I know.
Because I don't want to, I don't want to get a contract.
I don't want to seek a contract.
Oh, he's like, Dean, man, he'd be running down.
Lacey, you good?
I'm not alcohol maximum barely been drinking bro. I've been drinking at all today
This is my first drink bro
I'm like fully locked in where's the hole, but watch you see the hole
Thanks for five. Oh, it's way down there
You got food? Sandwiches are already great? No sandwiches? Oh, Ham and Swiss sandwiches go great right now.
So, a number to send an invite. Let's go.
Where's my driver? Part 5. We need to get a 4 here. We need to get an even.
I don't care about I care about winning this turn that's what I came to fucking do. We're tied for first place right now
I care about winning this fucking turn. I'm here to win dude. That's what I see the rankings. I see
Show me it'll actually make me lock in because right now like I'm like I'm not giving my full potential
Well, I'm not kidding. We're dead ass tied for first.
We're tied for first.
On God.
God, we're tied for first.
Hey, bro.
We have to bird you this right now.
We bird you so we can eagle.
We will be at first.
Okay, let's do it.
Fuck my ass!
He's so ass!
I'm really starting to feel the alcohol.
That's the worst I've ever seen in my life.
It's really bad, really bad.
Holy fuck.
I don't have a practice form.
I don't even have an anymore.
Just right into like, you know, somewhere in there.
I need you all to degrade me right now.
I need you to call me piggy, call me fat.
OK, son.
All that shit.
Come on, T-Jep.
Come on, T-Jep.
Oh, what the fuck?
Did I hit the tree and came straight down?
Once again, Brady, come on.
Put the coach up.
Every time you've been at T, dude.
I may guess X.
Wait, can't you hold this? I'm sorry.
Distract me.
People behind us are pushing us, bro. I don't like this.
They're making us have to play faster than we want to.
Come on, bro. I need a shot from you here.
Come on, Braden. Please, man, we need to play one of your balls here.
Long drink?
Come on, Braden.
Come on, Braden.
If I've ever needed a shot from you, it's right now.
Oh my god, it's going to get a volunteer.
It's going to be a game to get a volunteer.
I'm going to practice swing.
Don't forget.
I earn a ball in swing for the fucking fences.
I need to push it a little bit.
No, there's no need to touch the ball there.
Come on.
I need this brain to get the shot.
No effect this way?
Just aim a little less and it's going to slice right.
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
And T just taking more drinks.
He's hitting it in palm trees.
Oh, we're good.
We're falling apart on the back of nine.
T-Jeph, that should do the tree.
And I'm supposed to clutch up.
It's my first day playing golf, and you
all want me to clutch up.
T-Jeph.
Hey, swing up.
Lock him up.
How you doing, man?
Swing up, bro.
Swing up.
What stop thinking it hits the ball
Can it be silence from what's my baby home can it be silence while I hit this ball
Bro go
I swing right now
It's a good swing. Come on, Cam!
Come on, bro! Come on!
That doesn't do any of that. Yo!
Yo, y'all want to come in first?
Or for a 100k? Or last?
That's every time you're at the team.
I'm getting nervous because I can teach others looking at me.
You guys are chirping there, bro.
Where'd it go?
I lost it.
I lost it.
Did I see what happened?
Dude, there's a playable ball there.
Yup, based on how I got to look at it, I'm just fucking on my face.
This chest ain't enough.
This game so much we should have done one of the one basketball, bro
Stay out.
I might be in the sand.
No, it's fairway.
I think it's going far, but that shit barely goes any distance.
I'm fucking hitting the air.
What are you, my phone?
You didn't give it to me.
T-jump is a damnit.
Oh my God.
Is he going back?
He's a genius man.
I don't know where to put this one.
Yeah, I don't know.
Can I do that?
Is that illegal?
No.
He's not the best shot.
Oh my God, it's a terrible shot.
Yeah, I'm done drinking, okay?
Starting right now, I'm done drinking.
What is my first boss playable though?
I'm gonna check for my first ball cuz it was a lot farther than might be playable
It's just gonna be
Fucking animal or something might just get a child
Come on, lady. I had a mean-ass drive.
Shit, it was up in here, right?
It was just super far right, but it's a loft. Oh my god.
Come! Come!
Fuck.
Fuck. Oh my god.
Call Brayden.
It's sort of phone break in how's my so's are better. Oh my god. You actually killed him. Oh
My way, this is calling me
Is this the elite one playable?
It's way better. It's like I know you said it was a word
It's not that I know you said it's the worst shot ever. It's not the worst shot ever. It's very playable
Oh, my God, yes.
Leaked? What do I leak?
What do you mean leaked?
I'm a demon, bro. I'm actually carrying a fuck crack attack put old God. It's crack attack
Put old God's crack attack
Number Leith you leaked my number
I
Seen
Me
Needle position how far out I don't know you gotta get the range finder
24, based off what I've been hitting the whole day.
You're a nine.
What is that?
Is there a thing at the bottom?
That's a nine.
I was saying, say Wallahi.
Wallahi, bro.
The next game is BR10 for the...
Come on, two of you.
Oh my god.
Playable, it's playable though, it's playable.
Great.
I'm not scared.
Is it playable?
Yeah.
Hey, look at that.
You see that?
That's a bolt right on the front of the ball.
Show that Drew.
You see that?
The bolt is showing up.
It's five, bolt on.
Okay.
You got a nine.
All right, I'll check.
Yep.
Yeah.
That's a good start.
So I have to hit it over the tree, over the hill.
It'll play if we need it, but I think I'll take another one.
Go to your fourth or me. I'll try it.
Huh? It's playable. It's playable. That's guaranteeable.
Anything?
Lacey has his right in the fairway.
Yeah.
If we need it.
Yeah.
Who could it be?
Chief Jeff, I'm telling you I need this from you right now.
My other one's playable, it's just to the right.
But I got you.
Come on, Chief Jeff.
It's your chance, come on, Chief Jeff.
Chief Jeff, Chief Jeff.
Or why the fuck would you chant, bro, like?
Lacey, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Ah!
Let's go.
OK.
Where's your one to the right?
Some of the chat chatting, not reading.
I mean, it's not terrible, my shot, but...
Wait, it's you in the sand.
No, no, it's me right here.
No, no, it's you in the sand.
No, it's not.
you think this over the sand one no idea I think we got a better chance here we
got four shots the stick is on the pain and get a birdie
which is fine I said it's same like son when I hit bad and he put some W's in
in the chat? All right, let's do a lacy chat.
Gap wedge, I think. I lost my gap wedge.
I'm not gonna lie I lost my calf wedge
All right, Braden, come over here, somebody's here.
You can drink as much as you want and still lock in with golf, with football, NFL, with
Driving no no not with no not driving the flying planes
Long as you're accurate bro, I don't care about distance a lot of pressure been on the line today
I think we still play back in the green right sure
It's not that far off, so there's no need to dive into them.
That could agree with a gap ledge yet?
I'm stronger than... I'm not gonna lie.
I might be able to deadlift a couple hundred pounds.
And you paid to win, Mijo.
Yo, brother, we did not pay to win.
We're in first place still, yo.
I feel like we're losing.
You're still first.
Todd? Oh, no, I don't think we...
Did we play back in the green?
What do you think?
Right? We still play back in the green, though?
Yeah.
If I don't ship this in, everybody in chat dies.
We're not doing that I think you guys just let's not fuck this off
I need one from you here, T. Jeff, I need one.
I
Better in my
All you little dirty ball dirty little bitch
I love these in the G.
We're making it so much harder than I thought it would be right now.
It's back here. It's back here.
It's back here.
It says the rules.
Over here.
What?
What's hitting him?
He's making fun of the bird.
He's making fun of the bird.
He's mounting it really good to bring.
Yeah.
Please, Brandon, not too hard.
Please, not too hard.
Make sure to roll.
Oh, my God.
He should have put it in.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What in the world?
Sit again, sit again now.
Ah!
What?
Ahem.
Oh my God.
Can he do it again?
You have two cans.
You can mark that and then just pass it in there.
Brain, it's up to you then.
Oh my God, my nose.
Thank you.
God bless you. Thank you.
Me too.
You follow through.
It's a little left to right.
I'm not lazy.
That wasn't bad.
Good shot.
Good shot.
That wasn't bad.
Alright, we got one more shot at this or else we fucking birdie it.
A birdie's not bad, it's just not an eagle.
I'm going home.
I was close enough.
Take that.
Alright, I mean we'll take a birdie.
It's not the end of the world.
Seriously.
That's on me.
And we got to use one of our things.
Oh, it's really bad.
We have six more.
Six more and seven holes.
We have seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12 and 13.
Damn.
So one of these holes, we got to get like an actual
birdie without using our stroke.
No, imagine how mad Twitter will be when we win the fucking tournament.
Lil Le, King of LA wins a golf tournament.
Oh my God, the golfers are going to be pissed.
We're in first.
I'll show you.
No, we're not.
We're second by three strokes.
Yeah.
They have more holes played than us.
We're going that way?
Yeah.
I thought it's 3%.
It's dying low charging.
I need to lock in here, bro. Can y'all, can y'all, maybe like five gets in the chat
will make me lock in a little bit harder?
Can you see what the charger out of Braden's cart?
Can you try that one, Lace? Lace?
What? Yeah, yeah, I do, I do, I do.
Let's just be too hot. Yeah.
Are you sure it's charging? Because this is at a hundred percent still.
Yeah, it said it was charging.
That's great.
What? Yeah, I do, I do, I do.
Let's just be too hot.
Yeah. Are you sure it's charging? Because this is at 100% still.
Yeah, it's at 100% charging.
Hello.
Oh yeah. All alcohol and no food.
You can just drive it around with a car.
Okay, they can throw a lot of sand on us all.
That one.
Fourth one's broken on how to, you know,
we're giving away golf balls to Susana.
Golf balls?
We can't do the big ones.
Listen, y'all, it's a par five.
We have to have a big drive here.
Yeah, we need an eagle.
We need an eagle here.
We gotta get a four, take our show, get a three.
That puts us very in good position.
Shout, we need a big hole here.
Like, we need it.
It's out there, it's out there.
No.
I thought a bell would definitely be hitting better.
I'm trying to kill it, it's just nice and easy bro.
I think it's a good one.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
It's on the bridge.
It's on the bridge.
It's in the water.
Alright.
I've been trying to connect with the ball right now.
Why do they want us to drink so much?
Look at how good everything was.
I've been wanting to go.
No, it's sliced again.
One of us is gonna have to have a great second shot
Yeah I'm not gonna lie brother forced us to drink it's fucking me up right now
Oh my god, I have to get another one.
My bad.
Thank you so much.
They're so good.
I've got to get one right.
I'm really enforcing it for us.
Cheers, bro.
Fuck.
Is this the tactic to get the players drunk so they start losing on the back nine?
This to make you play better.
Wait, can I ask one question?
Why aren't they giving us any food at any hold?
Because the food's back at the other...
You know what they don't have water either so yeah, they're just trying to get us hammered
What same exact thing man one of us got to have a really good second shot here if you want to eagle this hole
Shall I y'all think we can still win this or we cook cuz how much we've been drinking I'll be honest
I'm starting to slur my words a little bit. How y'all doing? I'm dead. I started to slur my words a little bit here
Oh fuck. It's over I can't lie. I need I need braided and t-jeff to give me a
couple shots here. I'm doing my best but this shit's rough. There's one of my
balls. It's not the worst.
Could be better that's one let me see if I had another one farther just right now
I'm doing everything in my power chat but we're falling apart on the back nine
yeah I don't think I think that's my I think that's our best ball
All right, fuck it. Let's do it
Yeah, that's our best ball
If I'm feeling the alcohol and that's why I'm playing bad the only option is to drink
more so I can start playing good.
Whatever gets you playing good.
No, most of us all take one more shot.
Of what?
Fireball?
Fireball.
Are you like 13?
I lost another ball, bro.
That's weird.
Oh, I lost another ball, bro.
Oh, good looks, man.
Good looks, Ken. You're doing a good job.
My scooter's really small.
Let me see if I have shoulder pads on right now.
My shoulder pads.
We just got to go up and over here.
I need to put it...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What course are we on right now?
Yeah, we're on the other hole.
We're playing on a different course right now?
That's a playable ball, but it's not...
Bro, if I brought my glove, I would have been hitting really good so...
Yeah?
I have one. Why don't you talk about ball?
Sometimes I smack it. Where's the hole over here?
I think we drank a little too much guys
Don't have that don't have that don't have that like a three wood three hybrid
Can't catch.
Just move over.
Right down the middle of the trees?
Yeah, just that way.
I'm all playable, it's not good, but...
Practice when I start thinking way too much.
I'm gonna just go straight for it.
I'm moving this.
I'm not gonna lie, it's doable.
That's the best.
Back to the last hole.
It's playable though.
Alright.
Here goes nothing, man.
I'm going up and over.
I'm going to save us here boys. I'm going to save us.
TGF's rethinking life.
TGF's are looking at it.
TGF's looking at how far the pitch is on this hole.
It's like out of 10.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I just wanted to beat her away.
Guys, we're fucking ourselves here.
You're gonna play Brayden's fall?
Well, I think we play either minor Brayden's.
We are fucking ourselves here. Yeah, I don't know if we can win this
It's a one-man scramble right now, I think we've played 20 of my balls straight
Hold on ratings is up there
One's right there hold on and I hit one over here
I know I hit one over here though
Somewhere in here that first one went I want to say it was up though. Chow where did my first one go do y'all remember?
Hey
It's not bad
We can make this work!
Can we do this?
We gotta go through the trees.
Either through or a little left of it.
I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of oryx, I'm gonna go right through the trees into the
hole.
I got a bull right here!
It's up to y'all!
Fuck, dude.
Fuck dude.
Chad, can we do this?
What do y'all think here, man?
Oh, this is good.
I know, but look what's in front of us.
No, just go left.
Move the ball.
Yeah
Start capping out of stuff
You can move it a club length over I can't I gotta go through trees
Why are you scared of the Twitter hate thread if you win and they post like a clip of you like nah
It's just golf etiquette. I'm not gonna cheat
All right, I'm gonna try to go up through these trees right here y'all
Yeah, I'm gonna try to go right through the trees up and on the hole
Green not bad. It's not bad. It'll play if we needed to
I'm doing backwards. 34 yards.
Oh my god, that's a great shot. That's a great shot.
That might be good, fellas. That might be good.
That might be good.
Go fuck it, Ward!
That might be good.
Oh, you back on 10. You back on 10.
Yeah, that's...
I
Shoots are pissing me off. Well, I just don't like
Oh
Lacey to
How do you go on where these bro, but someone said that you have to wear hocus or some shit to go golfing
Not bad bro, good for three. All right four shot. I hit it or use
I'm gonna try to backspin stick it. It could go really bad or it could be perfect.
Oh, sure.
Honestly, it would have been quite...
Hit the fucking poetry dude.
I'll be honest that shot would have might that shot would have might that shot would
have might that shot would have might that shot would have been perfect I'm not lagging
All right, fuck it
Hey, we got to sink this pot is it a pot
It's on the...
I thought that shit was like, late on in it.
Damn, bro.
I mean...
Oh, this is, wait, is this a part five?
Yeah.
Alright, we're good.
So this right here is for a birdie.
And if we sink it, we get to take a stroke and do an eagle.
Yes.
But if we miss it, we get a birdie.
Oh, there's mine over here.
This isn't for a birdie.
Is this our third shot?
I don't even know, man.
We went driver you found the ball right there.
No, no, no, we hit from the fairway.
Oh, we did. You're right.
Oh, yeah, there we go. All three balls are here.
Oh, there's all the marks.
Yeah, we got to play this one.
Little sandwich would be nice. Little sandwich, maybe?
Is there comida?
Burger.
Oh, is there any holes to eat?
Not that I know, there's just drinks that start in holes.
Yeah, we've tried to drink it every hole, I think here.
Feeling a little soft, haven't eaten all day.
10 shots, eat them out.
Oh yeah, I've got any more shots we want around.
We got water.
Oh, that's kind of wack.
Can you bring a burger?
I think so, what do you guys want?
Three burgers, four burgers, five burgers.
I just want french fries.
Papas fritas para mí.
I
think you got so many
shots
one round
one round
now we're at 12-3
just for the players
thank you so much
bro why do you shoot hell like gay
bro now that you said it to yourself
bro I shot those away in the trash
can't say that word
oh what? hope you are
now I'm sorry gay is out
I
Have shoulder pads on I actually hate these a little lemon I'm suing you guys for having the worst
soldiers ever come to that's my
eagle the fuck out of here man we're
winning this shit
Oh my God!
Hey, call that boys Philly, cause he's an eagle, dawg.
Oh my gosh, of course.
Bro, Lacey, bro.
How many cluts, fucking?
I'm gonna be honest.
Bro, you guys actually be clutched, bro.
I've had some shots, dude. That's a whole seven. That's a three.
Oh my God, are we in first place?
No, we're one trope behind him. They have more holes played than us, so we're really...
Wait, and there's a hundred camp for the winner, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I need y'all I need y'all to post all these birdie putts and eagle putts on
TikTok Twitter and shit because people are gonna say oh how did y'all win y'all
She didn't know I have proof the whole game is still live dumbass
Where's the next hole right here
You paid to win I guess the other teams didn't pay to
Par three
Where's the white keys?
Yeah, that's fairs bro.
I guess the other teams didn't pay to get strokes too, what?
place team part of this incident how far
is it? Which one are we hitting at? What's yours to do right here? What hole is this number 8? Oh this is a close one. Are we shooting at red or white? We're shooting at white. White's back there. 150?
How much is the house, what, Chad what club for 150?
Are we shooting right here or is this, this ain't 150.
This is 120.
All right, it doesn't matter, I don't think.
What have we been shooting at, all right, all right, let's go whites.
Andy?
Nine?
This looks like a new flex.
What do y'all use when we're drivers?
I'm gonna use a nine.
One five-hole.
Third.
over the water this could get dangerous
what are you trying to do?
alright ready? what are you doing?
ok what do I do? so we're going to look at this
Six, six upside down, that's a, wait, is this a six or a nine?
It's a nine, these are nine, I'm sorry.
It is, all right, so we're gonna hit the same time.
What?
Oh my God, it's gonna be God's earth.
So we're gonna do like this, we're gonna do like this.
Six upside, wait, like this.
We're gonna have it vertical, me and you
at the same time, Lacey.
Six upside down, that's a nine now.
I'm not wasting my shot in second place for a TikTok.
Again, who says we're gonna get this?
All right, let's do it, ready?
I'll let you hit it okay
We are using a teeth so hold it like mix what says six it's like this and then drop it ready
oh my god right into the water bro oh my god that was the worst tiktok ever in my life
this is gonna be a one view on tiktok
alright watch out
oh my god yo that was the worst tiktok I've ever seen recorded
I don't want to smack you.
I'm playing that on me.
That's already a hundred percent.
Oh, ah!
I was not playable.
Wait, Kim, you're next to balling up.
I don't got nothing on me
This shit is actually the worst thing I've ever viewed in my life
They're gonna see me, they should be on the band
I'm gonna call you
I'm gonna be honest, what is that trend? I never heard of this trend
I've seen that trend man
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
It's only to get to cross though. It's only to get to cross.
If it cross, it's nice.
Okay, I mean, it'll play.
It's better with one.
Damn.
Oh my god.
In the trend we're supposed to hit the ground and the club gets stuck in the ground
Not doing that. Oh, yeah, no, it was not do that
You look like a peon golfer a peon wouldn't do this. Let's see it
Oh my god money money. Oh my god
Okay
Good looks
Like you can't even see your six
The fucking bird flying by y'all they're over here
It's like that's what you're going to do
Come on man we got two playable walls. Mine and Macy's. Yours in the fucking water. Mine
was two to be fair. We both suck. But we got two playable walls on a part three.
Oh, we got a chip on him to sink the putt.
I hate part three's, check.
I gotta retweet in the chat if you're a golfer.
If you're a golfer, I gotta retweet part three's, suck.
Whose ball is this?
Fuck, it's mine now.
Harder's ball.
I'm done.
The gun! The gun! The gun!
Alright.
Fuck, we're not on the green on a part three.
Damn.
Chad, is this bad?
They're minus 16
Well we could win this we're tied for second
Come on y'all we need to we need to pick it up here a little bit we got it we got it chipped us on to make the putt
I think it's on the back, right.
What do you think does it roll off the edge though let's do it then
All right, chat. Focus. Focus. Come on. Shut up! Hey! Are they fucking serious?
Wow, in the middle of the backswing, huh? Ducks.
Oh my God, you hit the pin.
Oh, so bad.
Slice up the cattle.
Thank you, Lacey.
God, it's too much.
Oh, yeah.
Get a note of it.
Good talent.
So, I'm the foreshot here.
Yeah.
Well, my chips have not been good today.
It's a little lighter.
Let us in pop position, mate.
Come on.
Thank you.
That's it?
Come on, Mom.
I'm not kidding, puttick.
I'm not kidding here.
What does that mean?
Use a putter and just try to get as close as possible.
You're going to have to hit it, not too hard, but like...
But I genuinely think a putter here is not bad.
Brother, Brad's going to stop it halfway.
I mean, you can chip if you want, but it'll roll, I'm telling you.
I believe you, Britton.
I believe you, Britton.
I believe you, Britton.
I believe you, Britton.
I believe you, Britton.
I believe you, Britton.
I believe in you, Britton.
He's putting.
It might be the best place.
That's what I thought, yeah.
Stop over your foot.
The shot.
It is.
Yes.
I can move, boy.
Ah, we're playing my ball.
Come on, Mike.
Y'all be talking shit.
Alright guys, we have to sink this.
Are we all that cool?
Oh, they're golden!
You got your five shots.
Who'd have shot five shots?
You got five shots, huh?
Thank you guys so much.
Chad, we really gotta sink this
like we have to, or else we're cooks.
Oh, five shots are hard.
Yeah, we're so dying.
Can't get all the hamburgers in the sink.
But you can't eat a burger? Why not?
Like, also vegetarians here?
No, they're hard-tongued, please.
So that's not what you get here?
I'm okay.
Shut up.
There we go.
No?
I'm gonna take it.
We can, we can.
All right guys, take it.
I give one to two Jeff.
Why are we gonna win, man?
Don't force it.
Mm-mm.
We gotta win this.
We don't, we won't take it.
Wait, there's any drinking now?
Come on, take it.
All five, okay.
Why don't you take them all?
Take all five?
Yeah, I'll pay you then.
I'll be in the water.
I'll do it with the geese.
No, it's probably not really good.
It's fine.
Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
Where the fuck is my putter?
You left it?
Oh, this is such a hard putter.
Is it actually?
Yeah.
Left or right?
Yep.
You're so cold, I hate you, Matt.
I'm sorry, dude.
Fuck.
Let's get ready to hit again.
It's closer than that.
Did it move?
Ah, a tiny bit, not a lot.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I need you to sink this.
Where is the plate?
In the wall.
I need you to sink this.
Where is the plate?
In the wall.
I need you to sink this.
it's not a it doesn't really go left right it's an oratory like left-side
couple
I need some water.
We don't have water.
I like burgers like my dog.
That's a shot. It's the key. That's not water.
That's not water.
I'll fucking do it.
Get ready, Lacey.
Yeah, I'm ready to learn the water.
I can guide you.
Tell me what.
It's not...
So I don't keep my head down. I'm supposed to look at the hole, right?
I'm just telling you it's barely left right.
What did I say, what did I say, what did I say, Lacey?
See, I failed so you could succeed.
I told you a little more left.
Is this a bit of truth?
For winning this shit.
This team work, this team work, this team work.
If I didn't, this time you would have went,
you would have kicked it to the right
and you would have missed.
That's facts.
That's birdie.
That's a birdie.
Pitching watch anybody?
I'm gonna sleep.
Oh my God, Lace.
Thank you, bro.
Another one.
That's another one.
Are you gonna have Kobe?
I can't taste it.
Why?
Wait, you're missing out.
2019, 19.
Lace, he's gonna put him like a god today.
I got it.
I wonder what it up to this.
That ties us for first.
Oh my gosh.
Exactly.
It came down.
How many holes do you have left?
Like five.
Five maybe?
Well, I need a water or something.
Oh my god.
Let me just put it, let me just put it.
I'll found it that is not water. That's alcohol. Okay
That's not true just chugged a fucking
Fucking
I don't even know what it tastes like
It just looks mad good.
I'm getting a fucking bump in my head.
We're getting a speed boost.
No!
Par 4?
Here we go.
Jack, y'all let me win this.
I'm not gonna stop.
Oh, shit.
Fuck!
Remake the ball.
What flavors y'all got?
I guess one of the festivals.
You got a billboard?
Yeah.
You got a billboard?
Yeah.
You got a billboard?
Yeah.
You got a billboard?
Yeah.
What's the coincidence?
We'll be back.
Okay.
Any more balls?
We do.
Oh, I'll stick on.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
You got caffeine in it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a monster.
Yeah.
It's a lemonade plus a drink.
Oh, this is a rehab?
Just gonna get you right.
All right, guys.
Started.
Best way to play is hit it over the water, but.
Hit it over the water, she said.
But it just hangs out good, you are, so I don't know.
Oh.
Oh.
Push me.
Hit it over the battery.
That's a challenge.
Yeah.
Hit it at me.
Hit it at me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, my money!
It's me, man. Top lot.
Borey motherfuckers, bro. I saw someone put down bully in the chat when he saw the girls.
Yeah, it's dog left, right?
How far is that over the water?
I don't know, dude. I'm about to find out.
Oh my God, T. Jeff, please! Please, T. Jeff!
Get over on my aura.
Oh.
I'm actually a weenie.
He can't make it across.
I'm actually a weenie.
Bro, how far is it over the water?
I'm not sure I have a 2.
Oh, maybe 2.
That's 500.
It's up!
You said that.
Two something?
No.
Over the water?
I just said just like three more.
Like three there.
You got it right.
300 over the water?
No.
I got it right.
It's like two things.
Are you sure it's not just straight?
No.
It's a dog, right?
It's one of them right one.
That's over let's go that's over
Come on!
Oh my God!
Let's go! Let's go!
Lace them up!
Lace them up!
Lace them up!
Lace that boy up!
Bray them up!
Come on, Brayden!
Bray them boys up!
Corn road!
Come on!
Come on!
I'm going to throw you away.
Whoa!
Yes!
Okay.
If you fly!
That means so left in the water.
I'll put that on the couch.
How did we do?
We made it over the water.
Hell, yeah!
The wind, uh, dammit.
That's all we wanted to do is to do a bit of a run.
But I want to do it, that way.
I said, I'll do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it, that way.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay.
I'm gonna do it.
That's all we wanted to do was dig it over the water.
Get in front of the monster, girl.
Put it out.
Lock the fuck in.
I'm not losing you, shit.
Over the fucking water.
Is this a par-4?
I don't see how.
How is this a par-4 over the water?
It's kind of crazy, no?
I actually wonder how far that is over the water that's a crazy shot.
Is that it right there?
No, no, no water.
I'm all the way up.
I'm all the way up there.
Yo, I coulda cut it to the green if I really wanted to.
If I aimed more to the right and took a bigger risk,
I woulda cut the green.
Please.
Ah!
Holy fuck.
Who just called me red of woods.
Yo I could have cut it farther, too.
This is a great shot.
I like this.
Is this the way to hole three?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
It's right here.
Hole number nine.
That's hole number nine.
How do we get this in?
I fuck with the fifth, bro.
Go over the wall.
Appreciate it.
All right.
Thank you guys.
Yep.
How far are we looking, T.
Jeff?
They said East Lake High School best high school San Diego. Yes, it is
90 98
That's good.
Willing it.
Willing it.
2016 Curry.
Oh my God.
Curry
And now to be honest that opens up the opportunity to try to really pin this bitch
Oh my god, come on.
Cut a little bit left, no.
It's all good.
We got two shots at it.
Come on, Brady.
I like that paint color, it shows confidence.
Come on that hill, get that vantage point.
Come on, vantage point.
Alright, come on, come on.
Yup, yup.
3, 2, 1.
Shot.
Why does it not go where I'm aiming?
Let's keep those just keep the confidence up keep hitting keep hitting them balls, bruh
We could dead-ass clutch the ship up live and trolling we can actually win this
We got two balls on a green if we pot and make this on a part three we get a one
That back one, that back pin is good.
Can our streamer finally win something?
I don't know, Chad, I really don't know.
It says the host has hidden the leaderboard.
Wait, what?
We're going to do it.
I'm telling you.
Wait, what's the ranking, Lacey?
Hit the leaderboard.
Huh?
Hit the leaderboard for the last five holes.
Two thick?
We were in second by one stroke, though.
So we were one.
They do that.
I like that too.
This is, hey, is this a par four or five?
four okay and this is our what it's her birdie yes birdie
that one? yeah
yep yep yep
alright
and they supposed to knock this in it for birdie and then they'll be even
yep
oh I'm fucking
Come on, Chad, what's all about this?
I'm still working on it.
There's a tough part.
You've been breathing more.
You need to sink this. Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You need to think this come on someone think this please
Go go
Okay, that's my goodness
Brother this DJ is low keeping plenty of bangers all day
you fucking kidding me fucking do it again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
just stay. If there's no pain that's in the hole, use the same straw.
Use the same straw.
Same straw.
Better use the same straw.
Bro, you actually, bro, you actually, no, you actually trolled me.
Did we use our last bug yet on this part?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
You saw four holes there.
It's for you.
It's looking good.
I got to know.
Okay, I said we use it. I said we use it.
Instead we got two.
We all get it. We all get a new hit.
Beautiful.
That was good money spent.
Oh my God!
We're gonna waste it!
No we're not.
Let me see you take it.
It's so straight.
There it is.
Yes.
What?
I'm not sure what that means, T.J.
Is it straight, Lacey?
It's all up to me for an eagle, it's all up to me for an eagle, huh?
He does it again!
WHAAAAT?!
CALL ORDER!
Please hit the backflip.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
MVP.
MVP.
what the fuck where you pulled out from he's who fucking got it that could
put us in the first place
I know, I can walk up with the flu this morning.
Flu game?
Yes.
He's been throwing up all day.
Are you going to cut us?
Yeah.
Ask him.
He's sick as fuck.
Why the fuck is he touching me, bro?
Oh yeah, I don't know why.
He's like, you're weird as fuck there.
No.
We got four more holes.
Damn.
They might get us and put me in a PC ad.
Dragon it
T Jeff's mad at you
T Jeff's mad at you for what
A person.
A person.
A person?
Teajaff.
What's up, brother?
What?
They said you was talking shit.
About what?
I don't know.
I don't mean it.
About what?
I said about what?
You said you were actually talking shit in the Jeff.
I said you were talking shit in the Jeff.
I said you were talking shit in the Jeff.
Well, we could actually win this.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know you didn't, but I do a lot there.
I'm lying and shit bro, if I really have to get on you all year.
What?
I know you did it.
What'd he say?
I know he didn't know. He said he didn't know I golfed a lot. I had no idea. That's what he said he watched my streams
That's why
We gotta take this we gotta take this home y'all
Come on y'all we need a good driver. I would have never guessed
All right, he said that yeah, fuck you. Oh, yeah, he actually pressed you and I said yeah
Well, I'd play every day. You wouldn't know you don't watch my streams. Fuck you
Now we're going at the great shot it's right in front of the bunker
Good job
Let's go man. We're about to witness
Can't imagine paid one hole check
Y'all haven't been seeing me stroke really but I've really been putting everybody in a place
It never came down
No
I'll head again. You're good, right?
Yeah.
Off the tree in bounds.
In bounds.
Come on, TJ.
In bounds.
Go on a green.
Off the tree in bounds.
Okay, Trader, I see the ball.
I feel like I'm playing a phenomenal golf here, like I'm playing an actual phenomenal
golf.
Don't touch my ball, my ball's right here, that's my ball, that's my ball, that's our
ball, that's our ball, that's our ball.
Thank you.
Another great shot about 250 our drive
Yo JDX one I better see a accurate statistical upgrade when it says that we win the tournament on the Lacey updates page with all my statistics
I'm a retweet
Let's put it on the green.
Baby.
75.
I like that.
What's this?
From the green pin in it.
What?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
I got a death pledge.
A jeep? A jeep? A jeep?
What?
No, it's something same.
I'm afraid I need you one here and I'll hit the last.
I really think I can
So don't go like this
You are in the street.
You just hit a car.
They should have moved that wall further back.
Oh, man.
I mean, that's not bad.
We play and par and then birdie.
Fuck dude!
Oh my God, I'm such a stupid fat pig.
Playing so good to chat we cannot sell this we cannot sell this bro. We got it when he's turning
Listen we got four shots of this chip
No, I mean this isn't bad though like I don't know but we should be we should be way closer. Yeah, well one of us
Just gotta have a good chip
We really should be puttin' it right now.
I know.
As long as we put this in makeable distance, we're good.
Come back.
You got two balls or one?
Cam, you got an extra ball?
No balls.
Brady, you can grab one more.
Yeah.
That's a make-up and punch app.
We can get that.
We got one more.
I like that a lot.
Oh, I think I got a lot of rebels.
Yeah, wait, here, one more, please.
Yeah.
Alright, here we go. Here goes nothing.
I mean it's make-up a putz. We just gotta sink that. Come on, Braden. Come on, Braden.
I've been saying it all day. I just need one from you. I need one, Braden. Put it in the
So I go for the grass or like that ball?
Kind of like a, like a...
Like that.
It's a chip.
You want to just get it up in the air a little bit over to hump to where it can roll to the front of the green.
I like that.
Alright.
That wasn't that bad. Thank you.
Next hole.
I think it was your first shot all day.
Fuck up.
It's left to right.
It's not right.
Oh God.
That thing's going pretty fast.
It's like right here, it's right that way.
It's going here, yeah.
Come on, teach us to be the one.
What am I doing?
Ross.
Come on, Brady.
Are we going to borrow that?
Too much.
Trust me, Lacey.
Alright, Luce.
I got it.
Alright, Luce.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Alright, Luce.
All right, I mean we're gonna have to take a fucking birdie here or a par I mean. Yeah
Damn bro
That's a hard foot
I just got to sink this, please.
Come on, Brigham, please, bro.
It's right in front of that building.
It's right here.
Please, Brigham, just fucking sink this.
It's a little tiny right to left.
I need this out of here, okay?
Come on, let's take this.
Number on the right?
I'm down, right there.
Oh, why are you like hammering the ball?
Oh my God.
Okay.
Yo, what fucking dumbass inventing this sport on God?
Holy fuck.
We're not bogeying this.
This is no skill.
This is all luck.
This is all luck, good ass.
That's the biggest sport that requires this sport.
Gimme comms.
We just lost.
We just lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We just lost the fucking game.
We just fucking...
We just put a needle hole in that, gives us a par.
Wow.
We just lost the entire tournament.
We just lost the entire tournament.
All that money for no reason.
We just lost it.
Listen, if we have a really good hole, it's not over.
All right, next one.
Oh my God.
God, a part of there really sucks, man.
A part of there really fucks us, dude.
Oh, oh.
Well, yeah, but with the strokest part.
Shoulda been a birdie.
Lacy.
Yeah.
Lacy.
Come on.
Just lie on that top.
Nah, I'm not lying, bro.
Oh, no, no, no. No one's even, no, no one's even watching me.
Should have paid a little more, it doesn't matter, you can only take one stroke per hole
on the ones you do.
Oh shit.
Is it far five?
Yeah.
Yeah, we can low key save it on here.
With a great drive we can save it.
I'm not lying chat. I'm putting down what we got. If we win I want it to be fair and square
You never know maybe the other team choked
That's a hard that's a hard we're in second place and that's a par instead of a birdie that wouldn't hurt
This guy right here
I'm sorry, that's the name.
No, man.
Fuck, dude.
Are you gonna have that $100?
No, we're not $15 under.
Oh, you're really?
Whoa.
We got three more.
Love the tree.
Love the tree today.
Love the tree.
Oh, my God.
How about the tokens?
Are you afraid of it?
I can't get off this here.
Here we go.
Non-alcoholic beer.
Non-alcoholic beer?
Is it action?
Do you like it?
Less than 0.5 alcohol.
So it is alcoholic.
Yeah, it's just...
Just love it.
So like a 13 year old drink this or no?
No, you still have to be 21.
Come on.
I'm flavoring your opinion.
Is this it?
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Good ball.
Good ball.
Good ball.
Good ball.
Oh, yes.
Good shot.
It's right, but it's nice.
That's nice.
Alcoholic beer does.
Right down the middle.
Oh my god.
I mean we got two playable ones, but
But I'm gonna be honest ever since we started drinking shot at every hole
Shit
It's not it's not the worst
It's not the worst but tell you what it's definitely not the best
We are 17 under right now, Chad.
Maka-Lite, it's very impressive.
Might be a little lamiki, might be a little pay to win.
Did we donate $3,000 to get some strokes?
Yeah, we did, we did.
But if you think about it, without the strokes,
We're still ten under fairs fairs
That's one ball
And I think there's one up there not a bad shot honestly not a bad shot from little a
Some tell me it's not us
That's not our ball. Do I grab it, though?
Just crash.
That's not us!
Did you drop over the ball?
Did I?
You might have.
What about that one?
What?
I don't know.
I
Wait, Brady, what ball did you hit?
Yeah, I know but what ball did bring in here we have to play
This one what what is it areas that for sure yours for this one in the know
No, it's got a bolt on it. Yes, try to show your favorite ball
Is that my car?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's you, you know?
Is that not you? Wait, see.
Yeah, see, see.
Is that phone by the back?
Oh, 5%.
Is that portable?
That's the battery.
What ball is that?
Monster?
I'll give you a phone, it's over here.
You in the portable over?
Yeah, that's your house.
You in the portable over?
Uh, keep my shit even.
You don't have a portable?
I don't.
I have a wire.
Cam, did you bring any of the portable chargers?
It's fine.
We can get out.
You got another iPhone?
Cam's iPhone.
You can throw your iPhone up on there.
This would have died.
You do your interest it's called modeling you download modeling and I was wrong
My shot went in the sand, so we are playing out of the sand apparently
I'll set it up and just download the stuff.
It's called Modulant.
MRBLM, and then silent in the speaker.
Chad, is it normal to hit a hybrid out of the sand?
Can I do it though?
It's hard to hit a hybrid out this end.
Yeah, it's very fucking hard.
What did you hit on the dead?
I used a bigger telephonic system.
Hitting out of the scene on second shot is AIDS.
Bro, didn't the ball land right here?
No, I threw it out.
Oh, wow.
The ditch is better?
It's better for the ditch?
The ditch? Bro, we're hitting it in the sand.
I thought we... I thought we...
I literally threw that one in the hole.
Yeah, but oh, there.
Mine's in the sand, so we gotta play the one in the sand.
Where'd mine go?
Somewhere there.
Hit it.
Somewhere over there? Probably.
It's the hardest shot I've ever done.
It's an extremely hard shot.
So what's the goal to hit underneath this?
It is forward towards the hole as you can.
If I could do the same out here.
Oh!
Come on, buddy! Come on! Come on! Right in front of the fucking green, you heard?
Come on!
We've got a force!
We're playing yours, Brady!
Let's do it.
I'm not sure.
Son.
What was that, Lacey? Yo, I don't know what that was, bro.
I tried- Oh, shit.
Trying to hit a fucking five-iron at the same dude.
But Breedon clutched up.
That's honestly been the stole the steal the whole day
Or the fucking story of the whole day is somebody just clutching up when they needed to on shots
Wake it's fine. That's what they have people here to do it for
I'll give peace on the passport and should eventually I'll
The only times I did good was when I was in front of the huzz on my back.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
Bro, literally all my shots are gone.
Yeah, it's gone.
That's good.
That's good.
What do you have in your mind?
I don't know.
Oh, you might as well have picked me up and just fucked me, huh?
I think you hit the fourth instead of me.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Stop that, will you?
Wait, you're on the green.
Sit.
That's it.
Oh, roll him out.
That's it.
Nice!
Sit down.
On that.
We'll make it work.
We're gonna have to sink the pot here again.
Whole day has been just sinkin' pots.
We got fucking, we're not even on the green, dude.
Hey, break.
Who the hell are you?
That's me tonight, I think I'm out.
Go! Go to the fucking hole!
Alright, cut another one.
Run it, run it, run it, run it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude, what?
That was bright, Matt.
I mean, we're just gonna have to take what we get out here.
You need it out again, man.
I'll look here for part 5 it might not be though.
Chad is that a part 5 or 4?
Oh, I was so close.
Tam, are you able to log in?
Wait, it's part five.
So what is that?
It's a birdie, it's a birdie.
All right, we got a part three and a part four left
Wait, it's an eagle with the stroke
Yeah, it's a birdie it's a birdie fuck if I sink that it's an eagle bro
No Chad it's a birdie with a stroke it's a birdie with a stroke
It's not an eagle Chad it's not an eagle are you all ready I'll see your phone
Yeah, we only have one more we have we have two holes, but one more stroke left
So one of these holes we just got to have a great hole
174 yards.
What a shot, T. Jeff!
What a shot, T. Jeff.
Is that on the green?
Can't tell.
I can't tell.
It's 174.
Probably playing like 180.
six Irish hat 170 or five one
I just hit a car, I just hit a car.
Ice in the car, ice in the car!
Well now how much that happens?
Let's do it for that, right?
I'm just going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm mad.
First one.
First one should be great.
Like it was on the green.
Like it was on the green.
Yeah, it is, it is.
Did I just pop that?
What do you think?
Dad, chat.
TGephs, I know you couldn't see it because I drew in camera talking.
TGephs first shot was beautiful. It was dead straight.
What have you been holding?
I don't see it but it was beautiful it was right down at what is that you teach
Jeff in the sand your shot was so
straight
over this hand no that was the second
shot oh now what okay bet I mean it's not it's not it's playable what do you
think chat sander right here
This one's fine.
Let's do it all.
To the left.
Can we trip over to the same?
Hey, many?
I don't know. I don't see things same.
Same?
I'm down there.
I'm not like very same.
You know, very same as?
I'm not.
Oh my God.
I was better here.
Turn, turn.
None of the chips like they're doing what I want, bro.
Oh, yes, man.
You got a big shot this over here.
Okay, one more, please.
You cannot sell another short.
Okay, Brady.
Just sit here right there.
That's a good shot.
All right, one more.
Come back.
I think we can see Brandon's butt.
OK.
There's butt though.
So I do.
I've been doing it the whole time.
Consistency.
Let me pump first just to get out the way.
You too.
What do you want to do?
I think this one's straighter.
That's the way it is.
I hope you like it here.
Yeah, this looks dead straight to me.
Lacey, today I'll get this one.
Here, beat that.
I'll take a look at this one.
It's like that way.
I'd say this one is closer for sure.
Yeah, this one...
I go first I can stick it in then we can walk it.
I go first I can stick it in then we can walk it.
Right here, right here.
So, I'll give it a bit of a...
You can pick it up with your mouth.
Oh my God.
You may have SED.
Not again.
Oh, okay.
What?
You literally fell over your face, bro.
You're fucking him.
You're fucking him.
You're fucking him.
Oh man.
Lacey himself.
Lacey himself.
Hey, last hole, last hole, last hole.
Brayden, grab that club.
Oh my God.
Oh
Part four last hole
Wait, what was that was that it's a two or three as a three fuck it's not bad
Why'd you get two pots? Because it's a four-person scramble and we only have three players.
So every shot, someone on our team gets to take two shots.
We just got to show up on this hole.
We can do it.
Hey, it's so far forward.
Alright, I'm about to do this nice and easy.
We'll get this in a fair way.
I'm going to go for a big shot then, if you are going to be smacked on the middle or it's
not playable at all. I'm not y'all know right now.
It's over the sand, right?
Oh
Wow, I've never seen someone pick up golf as fast as you
From me from me, let's go. I'm gonna go for a like absolute smack
That's far as fuck, but it's right.
I mean, we got three options, we all three of us had great drives.
What do you think, all right?
All right, Chad, Chad, y'all think we win or no?
my hands sink this brother how do you expect me to sink this
Oh, what a fucking shot by me.
Look at, I mean, that's just pure.
How far is this low?
332 yards, it's probably,
I just, it does like a 250 yard drive,
it's probably like 80 out.
How far out is this?
I'd probably say about 82 yards.
Is that our last hole, by the way, y'all?
70.
Wait, so 70 means 7?
No.
Oh, no, no, no.
Just do like pitching.
Oh, pitching much.
Oh, where's my pitching much?
Same difference back.
Probably.
Unless you've got it.
Let me see.
Did we lose him?
Is that actually the driver?
I don't think he knows.
I don't think he knows.
I don't think he knows.
I don't even know what this one is.
Fifty-eight?
Oh, that's right on the thing.
That's such a good shot, T.J.
Oh my god.
We need it back so bad.
Bye.
That's too short.
I got like caught in the back a little bit.
a little bit.
You can sink T-Jest easily for a birdie, bud.
Try it.
Try it, baby.
Here we go.
Come on, bud.
I'll do it again.
Was that a wedge?
Yeah, a wedge right there.
We gotta sink yours.
If we make this, we birdie.
I think it's such a high chance we win if we make this.
But I don't know if we win without making this.
That's a hard pot too.
Ah the holes a little fucking optical illusion look at it. It's close than we thought
No, we don't have a Mulligan chair and we don't have a stroke this will either
It's a hard putt 50 footer
Huh that's what I just said
I mean, that's a tough fucking putt, I didn't realize it was that short, it was kinda like...
I think this, let's see how it rolls.
I like that a lot, I like that a lot.
Oh.
All right, a little left to right, that's it.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Complete garbage.
All the line is perfect too, no it wasn't.
All right, I mean we'll take a par.
But he's got to hope it holds.
Yeah, hopefully that holds.
Oh, let's make sure he makes this
just so they don't try to see any weird shit.
Brothers, right around.
Right around, brother.
Right around.
Right around.
Right around.
Right in.
Good work.
Right around, fellas.
Yeah, it did.
It's your ski post, fellas.
That might, I might do it.
I don't know.
What's going to happen to you?
Let's go to the clubhouse and see.
That's good.
Let's keep happening to me.
Get off your phone dummy.
I don't know, chat.
Round is officially over.
I don't know if it holds.
I wonder how long until...
I don't see many people on the course.
Huh?
I don't see many people on the course.
What if there's like a tie?
How do you do a tie?
I don't know.
Hold on, John. Just try to put these batteries in the bag.
Hold on, Chad.
Damn.
Chad, did we end up?
What did we end up going?
Pay 500 for another stroke?
another stroke minus 20 yeah I think we're minus 20 how do we know I don't
know if I go or keep a track I thought y'all were keep a track
I'm not going to lie though, holy lamiki.
Not sure, I think we were minus 20, I think.
It might be a little...fuck it, Chad, if it's a little Mickey win, it's a little Mickey
win, bro.
We paid for a lot of fucking strokes, though.
I'll tell you that much.
We paid for, I think, like ten strokes.
But I feel like everybody else did, too.
What type of people are playing on this?
What type of people are playing on this, because on your team, you have a top 10 streamer and
a fucking NFL star, we have 40 million dollars.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You guys have an infinite fucking money to spend on the holes over there.
I guess it's just a Liberty Golf tournament.
I guess they all can't spend money on the holes.
We might have done it boys we might have done it we might have done it
A lot we don't even a lot the charity we might have done it
Bro, I think that might have done it.
I mean, it's worth it, bro, honestly, like...
That only took 3,500 dollars to carry you.
That's fine though, bro, because at the end of the day, it's worth it.
Man, let me get you back.
How do they announce who won? Like, how does it work?
J y'all think we did it?
What are you doing, monster?
What are you doing?
Huh?
Oh my god, we're still in first.
Oh my god, we're still in first
Nobody
We donated the most!
Twenty-nine.
We donated more than that.
It's thirty-three hundred.
We donated more than that.
We donated more than that.
We donated more than that.
We donated four hundred more as we left.
And then, when we're going to bed?
We don't need it.
We're going to bed. What do you see yourself?
We're going to bed.
I play to hell around the golf.
What is the winner dance?
What?
This is the winner dance.
The speaker on the golf.
Starting
This would be a life-like bucket list check mark winning a golf tournament that's kind of late
Where are the charity people at
What?
It's not.
I said 1800, T. Jeff said, yes I did.
I just won.
I said 1800, T. Jeff said 1000, and Brandon said 400.
That's 30, 3300, right?
Oh no, I said 1900.
I think we might have got it.
Really?
I mean, we paid for a lot of strokes here, but...
Yeah, we all doubled up on it.
I think the leaders came out now.
I'm not looking.
I'm waiting for the announcement.
I don't want to know I don't I look you don't want to know to lay down say
Let me honest so we've got ten strokes
The winners
No!
We won, Anten!
No shot!
We won!
Is it over?
I think we're on the way.
Yeah, we're on the team.
We won!
I won!
Tell us, Cole!
That's what we do, Bochess!
We're the winners.
Winner, winner, you win.
You win!
Who cares if we bought $3,000 worth of shoves?
This won't get to all the other rappers.
I made a lot of puns, I'm not gonna lie, I made a lot.
No shot!
We won that shit. We won that shit. Hey shout out to the ghost for me. It's fun cancer.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my God!
Yes!
Woo!
Why this funny?
Shout out Masters Day, man. We had to go for the Masters Bro.
We're gonna go to the front, up to the front.
Hustle himself, palm tree cobra, palm tree,
3-0 palm tree, hi there, hand forward,
1-2-3-4, hand forward, hand forward,
1-2-3-4, hand forward, hand forward.
Wait, we got what it says?
No!
No, life!
We did it!
I did it!
Yeah!
Wow man!
Hey, I need somebody to clip up all the shots, all the putts,
put it together with us winning and make the edit.
Swipers, you ever be on that?
I'm gonna stick this on my ass!
Winners win!
They believe in us!
God did! Come on!
Nobody believes, bro!
They said we couldn't do it!
They said we couldn't do it!
We bought ten jokes!
We bought a $3,000 deterrent!
We worked for that brand!
And we played a hell of a round of golf!
We ain't even fucked up boys! We never doubted ourselves at all!
We didn't listen to the haters! We were stuck to our debt!
And we dug it out, you know what I mean?
That's what we really do, perseverance!
Now we celebrate our billboard!
No, we should get drunk!
We haven't drank at all today!
You're not realized! Even on the last hole, we didn't know!
We really did that, sir, bro.
Now it's time to go.
Hey, this means a lot.
Y'all don't understand, bro.
I got fourth place in states in high school and golf,
and now I come here six years later
and win a celebrity golf tournament.
This shit is crazy, bro.
And we got to raise a bunch of money for cancer?
Come on, bruh.
When?
When.
When?
When.
When?
When?
When?
I don't want to say it's my first day ever golfing a lot of people in
Chow was on my dick crazy today ready you're selling ready you saw ready
your ass great in KYS and GTA ready literally quit the team and your
stream already breading fucking ready you're literally a dick you suck my
dick ready you're ready you have a pussy between your legs ready you're
fucking loser you're a numb nut you're fucking tarred the whole
Chow was staying at the whole day I don't like gonna forget to me now
I wanted to just, I want everyone to suck my dick.
I want to shout GTV, but everybody suck my fucking dick.
Ah, and shout, shout the dogs.
Shout the dogs GTV, don't be, don't let y'all, yeah.
We did it, we did it.
You want to get a touch?
And man, I just want to shout out
to the Madaris Golf Club in San Diego
and Poway for getting me right.
Shout out to my trainer, Russell, over at the Grand
helping me out with my chipping. I think my chipping came in clutch today. Shout out to
Lacey for the clutch, like elite, elite, elite, today. And, uh, man, this is my special bro,
fuck cancer. And at the end of the day, man, we won. We won. We won. Yo, yo, uh, they,
If everyone was wondering what I would do if I didn't win, I guess we'd never know!
Wow!
Everybody's gonna say we're the champs, man.
Oh, fucking man.
What you been to do, though?
That CRBC didn't buy strokes, too.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I play states in high school. I run states back in Pennsylvania in high school. So I've got to learn a bit of golf and my DNA and my older cousin is Jordan Speeth.
Okay, so you have little keystones there.
Yeah, I got a little something, little something.
My hand, you got to hold that up man.
I am, and I got blessed with the MVP award too.
Hey, make sure you get your name on there too brother.
We get private jet tickets!
Wait!
No, can you wait? I'm fairly good.
Shit man!
We get private jet tickets!
That's one we did
We are so sorry. We are so sorry.
All the bullpies.
We sent you guys out in Monami, the big club.
What it is?
They're not debating going to cancel the heated?
They might want us all over the camera, shit.
They're not going to tell us.
They play golf really. They come out here. We just got pure athleticism in our blood.
I just want to do that.
I want to speak to my older cousin.
He was like, oh, it makes sense why you won then.
Don't even get free speakers
Wow, bro, I gotta call my dad and tell him
Bobby Watson, are you at?
Showed up that way last time.
What up, boy?
Thank you, guys.
We did it!
It's roll angle, huh?
Yeah, dude.
It's roll angle, huh?
Yeah, it's roll angle.
Come on, man.
What's the service?
Hey, does that Warsaw open up service?
Yeah, what's the service?
You sell up until your shots.
Not a bad idea at all.
They wouldn't have valid it.
I gotta call my dad! I gotta call my dad!
I gotta call my dad!
Mom, is Dad there?
Yeah.
Can I, I gotta show you guys something.
I'm the official winner of the 2026 Celebrity Golf Tournament.
Nope.
Yep.
Nope.
Right here.
Look, no it doesn't but tournament champion right there it says it go search it up look
at the leaderboard fact check me I did I did let me tell you I'm number one dad I'm number
one the amount of the amount of the amount of of putts that I just made to clutch up
some big shots the amount of drives I hit out there they're gonna tell stories about
this in sports in sports class all throughout schools around the world
and no I actually won the tournament if you look at first place on the
leaderboard it's me and in the meantime donated thousands of dollars to cancer
Yup. Yup. And everybody-
Another pizza, huh?
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, look where I'm at right now.
Just have to say, I'm not sure if I'm in the right place,
but I'm in the wrong place.
I'm in the wrong place.
I'm in the wrong place.
I'm in the wrong place.
I'm in the wrong place.
I'm in the wrong place.
I'm in the wrong place.
Yeah, look where I'm at right now just have this nice little golf course here palm tree crew
tournament champion
There were there there were 20 teams playing and we won
Yes, they left but it doesn't matter because I carry my team to victory I will this will win
Me Tony Jefferson and Brayden Brayden's first-time golfing and Tony Jefferson's NFL player
Yep, oh wait wait, I have a bunch of girls calling me from the sidelines over there. I will uh
So I love you guys
My
Wait, can we get one more flick for Twitter?
I can't believe we did it, Lacey.
I can't believe we did it either.
Genuinely.
TJ!
Can we get one more flick for Twitter?
It's like, I can't believe we did it, but at the same time,
the whole time I knew it was going.
Look me up.
Just me, just me, just me.
Just in front of this course right here.
You should get in front of that.
Make sure you can see the trophy, too.
It's right in front of you.
What do you mean, Lacey?
Make sure you can see the trophy.
You see that?
Do I look good?
Wait, why do I look ugly?
Maybe get a few more.
I feel like I look ugly.
Hold on to you.
I feel like I look ugly in this.
Get a few more solo ones and then I want to get a three-some one.
I want us to have a three-some.
There it is.
All right.
All three, all three, all three.
Three-some.
It's going on the bird.
Fire.
Wait, let me see what I look like.
Oh, yeah, we look great over there was asking to look at this. I'm not bringing right back
You said what
Doesn't need to have the trophy bro, he's actually like doing too much
He might break it bro, he might pull the ground house
Wait, Grog, I'm going to put, 20, 20, wait, what's the name of the course, Palm Tree Celebrity
Golf Match Champions.
Hold on.
You be on Twitter?
Yeah.
Hold on, do you be on Twitter?
Yeah.
What's your Twitter?
T.L. Jefferson 23.
Oh, you can't be tagged in photos.
Really?
Chad, how does he change that?
I don't know how to do that.
I'm old, bro.
Settings and privacy.
I can change it.
Yo, he's not giving you his login.
settings in his pride all you have to
follow each other
really no I don't think that's it
just Tony Jefferson has blocked you
huh I'm following you
It says you blocked me.
I've never seen your Twitter in my life.
Was I talking shit under a tweet in 2012 or something?
I don't know, bro.
What the fuck?
Tony Jeffers has blocked you.
How's that true?
I follow you.
I follow you.
I don't know.
Do you want me to get a quick pic with you, bro?
Yeah, of course, bro.
Of course.
Bro, that's OD.
Of course.
Bro, that's our D.
Thank you, bro.
You're shitting.
Hey, bro.
You're shitting.
Yo, I'm weak.
Wait, I'm un-followed and follow you again.
Yeah!
Yeah
Yeah
What's your back in the car? Where's your rental clubs back in a car? What's your what's card? What's your Twitter?
No, he's asking because they're on the car
Which one of the carts is one of my clothes in yours?
Oh, one of the rental cars!
Yeah.
Which one was that, the Gapwet?
Probably, I don't know, we had 13 on each and we were just going to run it.
Flung one into ocean.
No.
Might have flown one into river.
I might have left it on a hole or something if I, you know, I could pay for it if
that's what I needed.
Where did your bag go?
It might be in yours.
It was on the back of one of the things.
Do you see where the other bag is?
I'll cover your drive and just name it.
It's not my whiteboard.
I'm gonna go with the bag in the front seat.
Okay.
I'm checking if I don't see it.
It's fine, all right.
Okay.
What's your Twitter?
What's your Twitter?
GTVBringo underscore.
What is it?
Yeah, it's my GTVBringo, and then, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got you.
Starting.
Wait, should I click me and put
a hundred K to charity in the thing?
Yeah, yeah.
So many more people are there.
Chad, do I clickbait and put a hundred K to charity in the Twitter title?
No.
RT, RT, RT, we are the champions.
We are the champions, bro.
Spin up the tweet. Oh
We did it bro, bro, there's bugs all over me
You didn't spam text you home and I said who's this Anna? I'm Jenny beef tenderloin at my place tomorrow
You can't say no to that, be kinder one.
Want to space?
All right.
Chat, I'm at my stream, bro.
I'm feeling super sick.
I thugged it out for six hours to the furnace golf
tournament.
We came out on top.
WT Jeff in the chat.
Shout out him for pulling up.
We got to do something when we're back.
You're in San Diego, so I got to pull up.
I still got to come to the chart.
I'm in LA now.
You're in LA.
Oh my gosh, that's great.
Yeah, we were pulled back.
I got to pull up to the facility.
Yeah, we need to do that.
W Brayden in the chat
The dream team right here family the dream team
We
Celebrity golf tournament champions
Hey, I'm gonna be live tomorrow for a full day in Palm Springs
Parties Coachella whatever like silky adept everybody Jason's gonna be here and then day after that Brayden
Is going on a love is in the ear 20 v2
So we're going to have you and Nick Nair see you today.
And we got 20 girls that are going to be competing for them.
Shout out to the Sidemen for the whole idea process of 2022.
And I'm going to be in their ear telling them what to say and what to do.
Let's do it.
I'm so down.
So that stream should be a lot of fun.
But yeah, I love you all.
Join the Twitter, com, all that and W stream.
And I'm going to see you guys tomorrow.
W thugs.
WGTB.
WTJ.
W Lacey.
T.J. W. Lacey.
Oh man, we the winners!
We don't lose out.