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04-14-2026 ยท 5h 51m
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All throughout my calves, all right here, is in excruciating pain.
All here is in excruciating pain.
All back here is in excruciating pain and I can't even fully extend my arms.
GG charity match.
I did not get fucked by Dilkey, shut up!
Alright, chat, how do you set up a camera?
How do you...
No, chat, you want to make a prediction right now?
You want to make a prediction right now?
How much you want to bet if I call Drew and ask him to set the real camera up, he complains
or makes an excuse like, oh bro, you don't need it, it's not that serious.
How much I want to bet?
How much I want to bet?
I told Drew the lighting was shit, and you know what he said?
He was like, dude, it's just a desktop.
It's not that serious.
I already lost this.
Call Drew.
Calling Drew.
Watch how lazy he is to chat with us.
I'm not scoring in the charity match, say what I say what I'm not, yo, um, can I switch
to the actual camera?
This camera is just super shit.
You're the shot.
Look, can you just tell me how to do it?
We don't have a tripod though, we even have a tripod.
Well, we can make a tripod.
We can make a tripod.
But this camera is so shit.
OK, you ready?
We're going to the suitcase.
Go to the suitcase?
No, it's behind you.
I grabbed the camera.
It's on the side.
That has hell of a shit in it.
Grab the camera?
No, it's Cambly.
Drew, are you jerking off in the shower?
You're out of the Cambly.
The Cambly?
OK, OK, hold on, Drew.
Ah.
Wait, is it black or white?
It's black.
It says Cambly on it.
It's hard to miss.
I don't see it.
It's in there. I would give you a million dollars if it wasn't in there.
Crack attack!
Fuck!
Drew, how long are you gonna be in the shower for, dude?
Of course.
Oh, it's not that far. Do you, I started to adore you blind?
In the suitcase, just call the can like, it says can like on it.
Yes. Well, can you tell what font does it say it in?
Well, Newman-Romendoll.
Newman-Romendoll?
Yes, bro.
It's in white. It's white, it's white, boss.
Oh, it's white?
No, no, it's black. The font is white.
I think you might have forgotten it.
Alright, we're wasting our time. I'm gonna hang up and fuck myself.
I found it! I found it! I found it!
Okay, now go over to my TV, you want me to tell me?
Bro, chat, watch this, raise me,
raise chat, watch this, raise me.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, this is your job.
So what you should have done is
when you started your setup for 20 minutes
instead of throwing it on tape talk,
you should have said, hey, Jerome,
could we switch the camp, I don't know,
I mean, decided we'd do that when you go out.
Well yeah, but why do you put the shitty camp up
instead of just, instead of taking a few extra minutes
and putting the good camp?
It's just like lazy thinking.
Like as a production, your job is supposed,
your job is to think ahead of the curve.
Tell yourself, tell yourself.
Wow, okay.
Okay, so the goal for my CVU
and there should be a HDMI cord on the top of the CVU.
Like, like, so there's a little flap there,
there could be a HDMI cord there rolled up.
Wait, what?
Okay, I got it.
I got it. What the fuck? Bet. Bet. I'm gonna do it myself now. Fuck you.
I know how to do this. I know how to do this. Okay, wait.
I'm saying cap. Do y'all think I'm just as fucking Bob who doesn't know how to work?
You guys realize I'm a streamer, right? I'm a streamer. I know how to work technology.
That's part of my job description. Literally part of my job. Watch this. Watch this.
Why is it black?
Why is it black?
Oh, there's a lens cap on.
Why am I black?
It's in the settings, okay?
What settings?
What settings?
What settings?
Is that better?
Is that better?
Oh, flashbang.
Okay, now check, next line of business, roof around a tripod.
So where do I put the hockey camera?
like this. Perfect. This is, it's lagging. Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I can only control
so many things, brother. Like, I don't know if y'all think that I'm fucking Superman,
I can only control so many fucking things. It's not a dick, kid.
You're fucked! What can I make a tripod out of?
I gotta find something to make a at-home tripod out of.
Drew, I didn't change. It's not my dick. Shut up. Okay, wait. What about this? This
Just give me a good tripod, right?
No.
How?
How the hell is this thing?
Okay, uh, okay, we're not a fight wave.
No, Micro-Aid triplan?
OK.
Is this good?
I have the world's first ever microwave tripod.
First off, I forget a tripod.
I did not bring one because you've never once complained about the logitech for you.
Brother, look at this camera.
Look at this camera.
Dog sheet.
Who cares if it's the best topping we've done, and it's not your actual setup, but I don't think it's that serious.
Bingo!
Bingo!
Word for word!
Word for word. That's not the truth. That's not the truth. You can't go through life thinking like that
You can't go through my thing. Why are we acting like this way? You can't go through. No, no, no, no
I watched a movie yesterday called Steve Jobs
You can't go through life thinking that oh just because it's a little desktop in London doesn't mean the quality shouldn't be good
Every streams you have the best quality every streams have high production every streams and have high energy
I'm not hearing that shit if you don't care about the product you're selling to get the fuck out of my office
This camera sucks
We fix well look at it actually
Okay, so can we switch it's your job
I don't see a problem.
Oh.
Hello?
Hello, delivery.
Delivery?
Yeah.
What is it?
Oh, some other pizza.
Okay, we'll be right down the ground.
Thank you, sir.
That's your way.
I love the door for you.
Thank you.
I love the door.
I wanted to check.
Already ordered me pizzas.
Bro, I'm not hungry.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza.
I don't want pizza!
It's laggy?
Okay guys, the lag literally can't do anything about it.
Yes you can.
So what do you want me to do?
The only thing I can do about the lag?
I could ask Drew to switch it to the backpack.
He's just getting a complaint.
No way I broke my diamond bracelet.
Switch to the backpack.
Okay, fine.
I will.
The lag is so bad.
All right, actually be realistic.
Let me chat one to ten how bad is the lag.
And don't troll.
It's an 8 out of 10?
No way the lag's an 8 out of 10.
Someone ordered us pizza.
Let me see?
Let me see real quick.
Bro, y'all...
...to my Airbnb.
It's not funny anymore. It's not a good joke. Please stop bothering me, pizza!
I can't even stream. Like, this is just miserable.
We can't even understand you? Yeah, I know, chat. I know. Sorry, bro.
What's that?
5th Ethernet?
The Sucrest is black.
The whole suitcase is black.
No, no, it's like a little black adapter.
It's a thin wire and then it's a rectangle box. It's pretty small.
Does it say this?
No.
The gear?
No.
Okay.
Does it say...
It's totally black.
It's completely black.
Have us just go do it, now.
No, no, no.
It's totally black.
It's completely black.
I'm just gonna do it now.
No! You'll do your job!
What?!
No, it's just...
Little...
I'm fucking stuck back here.
I'm not doing a bunny blue collab.
Brother!
I'm not doing a bunny blue collab.
Y'all should have just gotten the hotel.
Yeah, no worry.
All the tech issues will be fixed.
I apologize if they weren't fixed for the stream.
I don't have like a whole team and shit to do.
You know what to do?
Stop lying.
You sit down and you sit.
I'm not the production company. I'm not a production guy.
I'm not the production guy. That's true, Joe.
Sit down. Way better quality than you.
How do I always have to look at my fucking stream?
A little bit wider, you know what I mean?
So it's like not, it's not bad.
I did feel like...
Brother, I'm not gonna lie, Rosie, come on over here dude.
Yo, can you really, like, piss me off?
Holy...
Yo, look at my internet compared to Cina's.
Like, this is just sad.
Oh, I guess I can control the camera, please?
I guess.
Wait, just sit and have a whole like nice camera and everything to chat.
I'm paid.
No, you're telling me London has different Ethernet ports?
What?
Look at Jinxies Internet too?
I'm not the fart of London. Lucy is about to write a crazy paragraph into calm. No,
You want to know why Lucy's not about to write a crazy paragraph?
Because Drew's on on his phone right now.
As soon as this segment's done, then you'll see a Lucy paragraph come through in a column
because it's Drew's all.
Thanks.
No, I just wish that, like I'm 20 minutes into the stream and I'm worrying about
tech issues.
They should all be solved before I go live.
Yeah, you said no, it'll be fine.
So I said, okay, I'll take your word for it.
I just typed something that the chat was spamming yo Lacey let's get a segment where
Are you wear chains and watches and go to Brixton?
Yo, why am I on Yahoo?
Nobody uses Yahoo in the big 2026, bro.
Fuck Yahoo.
Brixton, London.
What is Brixton?
Bro, there's no way y'all think I'm,
y'all want me to go here.
Brother, this looks sweet as hell.
Brixton's sweet.
Look at them, they got a little private market.
They got a whole ass community swimming pool.
Cultural activities, black cultural activities.
Whole ass kitchen. Man, Brixton is sweet.
Brother, I walked to Brixton with 50k on my wrist.
Nobody's doing shit to me. This place is sweet as hell. I'll spend the night in Brixton
Is Brixton dangerous
Brixton's crime rate remains 28% higher than London's average
Or on chat we're switching over to the backpack internet
Wait, there's a lot of knives in Brixton?
I broke my bracelet somehow like the little ball won't go through the hole we can we can
You hear your fat ass breathing.
Fix the camera.
Okay, but here's the thing is I don't know
what tripod y'all want me to put the camera on though.
I don't know what tripod y'all want me to put the camera on.
Also, wait, while we're doing this,
can you guys post reactions for me to react to in the column
so I can react to shit, please?
Imagine having woj as your production and lacy just has drew
So this is this is my camera angle
Please tell me what's wrong with that. Oh, I don't know. I didn't know I was doing a fucking side view stream
I didn't know I didn't know I was in the fucking side angles for a cat. How you doing? Oh, yeah
Let me react to the fucking wall
You we don't have a fucking thing that we would find some other stuff this afternoon man. I'm trying to fix this
Nice kitchen dude can't even see Lacey
Take the camera to the wall
There's no thread for clips just post the clips in the calm. You know what it's time. I think that is in my own hands
That's right. I said it's time I take matters into my own hands.
hold on hold on chat might be onto something here my dad has me up little
armpit cam
Bro! I hate traveling!
I still understand. You've never once complained about this camera.
We've never used this camera.
Yes we did. Yes we did.
When have we ever used this camera? This camera is so assed.
Yes it is. We use it every time we desktop.
No! Every time we travel desktop you set up the camera.
No I don't! You're lying.
I'm not all you do is complain about setting up kids. You're lying. You just complain about doing your job
No, but you're lying. You're literally lying.
The only time we've used that is for the marathon. That's the last time we've used it.
Cap.
In Texas, you use the left hand.
Cap.
Iowa vs Illinois game. Desktop? Where's this from?
I promise you you're on the left hand. I'll lock a million dollars you're on the left hand.
Bro this is not the webcam!
That's it, I will put it, I will put it, I will put it in my bank account.
Yo, I remember-
Okay, go to sketch a stream, go to sketch a stream and look at your setup.
Go to sketch a stream and look at your setup.
Do you want for money?
No, I just want, I just want, if I ask for a different camera, I just want you to do it without complaining.
That's it, it's a very simple thing.
I pay you money, if I say true, I don't want this cam, I want you to say, okay, I'll switch it.
instead of complaining and saying oh this is why we shouldn't use this game
this is why we should do this I just want it fix double Mike
Y'all about his end, y'all about his end stream.
No one did get it.
No, I fixed it.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
He said, why does your camera look like that?
Not at just great angles?
Right. I can't put this box here because I can't put this.
What's your name? London Bridge?
I'm going to jump off the London Bridge.
Brother, do you not know the song? It fell down.
London Bridge has fallen down falling down falling down the London Bridge has
falling down yes sure yeah is this is this better chat I mean I would prefer if
it was a direct angle I mean holy slanted cam
Wait won't said I think your whole stream is in 720p 30 FPS go check chat BRB
W.O.G.
No, no, no, no, it wasn't. The webcam just sucks.
So, so there's no way we can get this camera behind them on it.
Do you want to know what the issue is with this fucking cord is one foot long and I can't
โ Right here.
This box doesn't fit there.
Okay.
So, Chad, do y'all have any ideas on what we can do for a tripod?
Says I haven't even โ it's 30 minutes of this year but I haven't even gotten
to fucking react yet.
It looks fine, I'm sorry, bro, I don't, I don't, I don't, here, what about that store?
What people at this side?
Sideways.
Sideways.
Sideways.
Sideways microwave, not a bad shout.
Side microwave tripod.
Hold on, Drew might be cooking.
He's got microwave and toilet paper.
Someone just, you ever heard of grocery lacy from outside?
I think someone just got stabbed.
There you go, Rob.
You happy?
Chad, what do we think about this one?
It's gonna fall.
Not bad at all, Le.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
Maybe brighten it a little bit.
Yo, why don't I just move the monitor?
Oh, now it's blocking the camera.
No, no, no.
Look, look, look, look.
If I move the monitor,
Can we have over a little bit?
Bang!
Okay, wait, wait, a little bit this way now.
Yes, perfect.
And then, wait, oh, Monkey Man just said,
Lacey, I ordered you a tripod.
It'll be at your front door soon.
Yo, Monkey Man, thank you so much, Brad.
I appreciate that.
Don't know why we didn't think of that one.
Thank you, Monkey Man, Monkey Man.
Yo, Monkey Man, A-W, Monkey Man in a chat.
We're gonna try that one.
I really do appreciate you, Monkey Man.
Thank you so much.
You know my address, monkey man? I can actually send it to you?
I'm going to send you my address, monkey man.
It's a pleasure to make it so much like a school we've got.
We've been here for six hours.
Yes, it actually sucks. Everything sucks a lot.
It doesn't look fucking Wi-Fi stuff.
Powered hours don't work.
I'm jet-lagged. The food sucks. Everything sucks.
It's going to suck. Why are you doing this?
I've got a free trip to London in the mad.
Drew's having a crisis.
Please fire him this shit is unbearable to listen to.
All right, now now that the camera situation is fixed, can we please have a real heart-to-heart
talk?
Guys, I don't like when I travel and you guys find out where I'm staying and order me pizza.
Okay?
Like please do not order pizza to my door anymore.
Whoever ordered me a margarita pizza with extra cheese and extra pepperoni like bro,
Don't I don't want you to order me pizza anymore, bro. It's not even good. I don't want this
How does London make shitty pizza?
How?
He said, call him.
FaceTime Jinxie.
Pfft.
Did he actually say that?
Or are y'all trolling me?
You're getting one died.
Hey, welcome to England mate.
Welcome to England mate.
How you doing mate?
You looking a bit posh today.
Thank you bro.
Thank you man.
I got a nice fit going on today bro.
How you doing bro?
I'm doing good.
I just touched down in London.
I'm going to Brixton.
Oh, you're doing an IRL swim in Brixton?
Yeah.
My chat told me to go to Brixton.
I looked it up.
It looks mad sweet.
They got like community pools and fun stuff.
I looked it up, it looks mad sweet.
They got like community pools and fucking like,
markets and shit.
Wait, what's up though?
I was saying, Jynxie wants you to call.
No, I'm just sitting here watching R6 hacker video.
Your chat completely just trolled you.
Okay.
Like guys.
All right, you have to let him know.
Like guys, what was the point?
What's the point of that?
What's the point of y'all saying Jinxie Jinxie said call?
It was not one guy.
Cap!
Where are these pizzas?
Ash!
Sina said call her.
For what?
Sina said call she needs your help?
FaceTime Sina.
Starting a FaceTime call to Sina.
Dry-ass fucking pizza.
Yo, I'm live. Hey, what's up?
I'm I'm live me, too
Are you just call are you just gonna say what's up and eating of course you're eating my chat was spinning sin I said call
Wait, they just came over and said jinx. He said call
Like what are y'all doing are you I'm so confused
I don't know what they're doing here to spamming sin I said call
I literally did not even mention your name by the way. I was going to talk about food, which is why they they summoned
What are you doing?
I know that but like what are you doing?
Wait, where are we going?
Yeah
I'm actually down by the way yes, but you want to know why I want to do it
When because no you want to know why why cuz it's 18 plus here to drink so I want to get drew hammered oh
Okay, all right, that's not so I was thinking like me you sketch
Rosie drew whoever else wants to come that's in London. We all just go bar hopping and get absolutely sloshed
Okay
I'm no joke. I'm down
I'm actually fucking down. I didn't want to tell chat so now they can tell them yeah
Yeah, Lacey asked me to do that and I said I was super down to you
Yes, we should okay. Let me ask you are you trying to do it in London or you want to go to like Manchester or some shit?
Manchester is blue
Okay, that's fair Manchester is blue
I don't even know that means I just saw okay um no but a Manchester I heard shit like a
shit hole really I saw a tick tock and someone was like oh I just took a big I just took
I just went on the toilet and took a big Manchester.
Okay, well, it's nice. Yeah, you know what?
That's that's viable information.
I'm going to take that in consideration when I travel there.
Okay. So what day do you want to do it?
Uh, just 10.
I'll tell you the stuff that I'm doing this week.
So I have a few things.
Oh, you're inviting me to all your stuff.
Oh, uh, you're probably like,
Hey, not be a sit on a chat, man.
Inviting me to her place without me even asking.
That's just amazing, that's just amazing, that's just amazing Senna.
I'm so busy, is a thing, oh my god, wait, I'm disconnecting, I have to go, that's crazy,
I'm disconnecting.
Okay, wait, my screen's not showing, right?
Yeah it is.
I have you hostage, you can't hang up or else your number leaks.
Are you fucking serious, okay, can you, can you, I'm hanging the fuck up, fuck you
Thank you, bitch, I don't care.
Everybody goes to Pam's in a chat and say number lead,
number lead, number lead.
All right, I'll just make a call here.
Sure.
Do you want to display settings?
On what?
On the PC.
Display settings on the actual computer?
OK.
And then identify.
True.
And then go into advance, I think.
I've danced
This is the worst pizza I've ever had in my life
Wait 75 first
Why is my pizza like a floppy dick
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Right.
Where's fire?
Where's p-
In the-
Yeah, I haven't f-
Fucking eat-
Fuck this whole place up!
Fuck this whole place up!
Y-
Fuck this whole place up!
Fuck this whole place up!
What is happening?
Eddie?
Eddie?
What are you talking about?
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is happening?
It was fine.
Why is it like that?
Right here.
I know. Stop touching. You know,
I know. I know what I know.
What's wrong? I don't know.
There. Chad, is it fixed?
No. Hello? No. Wait, why does it not have 1920 by 1080? Wait, shout about now. Wait,
Wait, do the small small one, I want to see what it looks like.
Is it fixed?
Yeah, you fix it, you fix it.
Bro!
Like, what is this?
Oh wait.
Why does it not have 1920x1080, oh it does.
There you go.
There you go.
Is it fixed?
No, it's not good.
Yes it is.
Finally!
Fuck my tiny little pussy dude.
Huh.
No one in this piece of shit, pal.
I wasn't even gonna get even more...
Marlin said call him.
FaceTime Marlin.
Starting a FaceTime call to Marlin.
Why do y'all say Marlin said call him and he's not answering?
He's not even live.
All right.
Let's get into some reaction.
Shall we chat?
Shall we?
Shall we?
Actually, I want to talk for a little bit.
I want to talk for a little bit.
Let's talk for a little bit, chat.
Shall we talk?
Shall we talk?
Ron said, call him.
I'm not falling for it again, bro.
Ew, yeah, so guys, I don't know if I have some type of fucking Lyme disease or if I have some type of disease,
but I have quite literally been sick for a week.
Like a full-on week.
I don't know how it's possible.
I'm still stuffed up.
I'm still, uh, still, uh, feeling stuff in my nose.
I still wake up with a sore throat every single morning, and I don't know what to do.
I actually don't know what to do
It's because you were at Coachella, but I was sick before Coachella guys guys I was sick before Coachella
Allergies but even growing up. I was never allergic to anything. I was never allergic to peanut butter
I was never allergic to milk. I was never allergic to like like any I was never I never had any allergies
So I don't know what allergy medicine is gonna do
You're allergic to Poland. I don't think I am. Do they have Poland in London or no?
Do they have Poland in London? You have an STD fairs. Oh, so you guys think I have an STD and that's why my nose is stuffy.
He wants to go bar-hop and get
hammered with you tonight. Call him.
But no, chat. I know the past few days I haven't streamed that much.
much. But the reason I haven't streamed that much in the last few days is very valid reasonings.
Okay, one of the days I was very sick. All right, so I took a day off to calm my health down.
Then I went to Coachella and I thought I was supposed to be able to stream Coachella and I
was not able to stream Coachella. And then I had to travel to London. So I couldn't stream on
a fucking flight, obviously. But we're in London now and we're going to be live every single day
in London. This is what the London schedule is looking like. Let me pull it up. This is
what the London schedule is looking like. Today, we're going to be linking up with Max just
on some chill shit, probably grab some food. He's just going to like show me, not show
me around London, but just like, just like some chill shit. But it's because I just
landed, you know what I mean?
And then tomorrow, I'm going to IRL
at the Arsenal vs. Sporting game.
Apparently it's like a super big game.
I don't really know much about it,
and I've never been to a football game before.
And I'm pretty sure Marlin's coming.
So I think me and Marlin are going to the Arsenal
Sporting game tomorrow night, and I'm slamming $5,000
on Arsenal.
Yes, Arsenal, please don't fail me.
I'm riding you.
OK?
Then, day three, I'm gonna be going to Paris for the entire day.
I think I'm gonna be doing Paris bingo.
I don't know if there's gonna be a bingo card yet,
but I'm gonna be doing, I'm going to Paris for sure.
But I think I'm gonna be doing Paris bingo.
So like visit the Eiffel Tower,
because last time I went to Paris,
I was only there for like an hour.
You guys remember I was only there for like an hour
because we had to leave because of the train ride,
But I have a hotel in Paris this time.
So I'm going to be doing all that Paris stuff.
Me and Darla are going to go to the Eiffel Tower.
I'm going to eat a baguette.
We're going to go to that bridge where you tie your locks
and stuff.
So that's going to be on the 16th.
And then the day after that is charity match training
plus a mukbang.
But the mukbang might be canceled.
I'm not sure yet.
I might just do a YouTube video with Niko instead of the Mukbang on stream.
And then day five is the Sidemen charity match, which as you guys know, I'm ready, okay?
I truly am.
I really, really, really am ready.
The Sidemen charity match, everybody's looking at me as a clown during this and I don't
like it, okay?
That's one thing I will say is for this Sidemen charity match, I don't like how
Everybody's looking down on me. Everybody's like treating me like a mean and like I'm not a real competitor
Like I'm not a real athlete. That's gonna be stepping out on the pitch people are like
Oh, he did just invited Lacy for clips and to farm and he's not taking it serious brother
I'm telling you right now
I'm getting probably 40 to 50 minutes out on that pitch and I'm scornable. I already have the full like
like Sidemen match, goal celebration in my head.
It's gonna be kicked ahead of me.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna run.
I'm gonna fake the goalie out with him.
I'm gonna go like this.
I'm gonna go like this and fake the goalie out.
And then I'm gonna kick it actually in.
And then once I score the goal,
I'm gonna run over to the corner of the crowd
and I'm gonna stare at them and I'm gonna go like this.
And then I'm gonna run
and I'm gonna jump in the crowd backwards.
That's what's gonna happen. I'm telling y'all I'm really gonna score a goal. I'm really gonna score a goal
Don't say uh, I'm I'm guys. I I don't know how to tell you guys this but
All right, I'll tell you all the truth
I've been trying to hide this from you guys and you guys are probably wondering Lacey how come you've been streaming less
Lacey, how come you look like you've lost weight
Lacey, how come you've been eating healthy and have been live later? Ever since I got announced that I was in the Sidemen charity match a month and a half ago.
Every single morning I've woken up at 6 a.m. I went for a mile run and then I've went and trained.
So I haven't showed my skill on stream, but I've been training every single morning, 7 a.m. with a professional football trainer for me to get prepared and really learn the basics of football for me to play in the charity match.
So when I step out on that pitch, it's game over.
People are gonna, like, you guys really
don't know how much I've improved.
When I step on that pitch, expect a rainbow.
That's right, I know what that is.
And I'm telling y'all right now,
during the Simon Cherry match, I'm going for a rainbow
and expect a header goal.
Telling you guys right now,
those are my two strong suits.
I'm very good at rainbows.
I'm very good at rainbows.
You were just stuffing your face with pizza, by the way.
Yeah, nothing wrong with a little cheat meal, dude.
Nothing wrong with a little cheat meal.
Your only day of training is the day before the match.
Why do y'all tell me, bro?
This kind of counts the ball, right?
Watch this.
Keep in mind I am a little sour still from the thousand threes, but this is just, I'm
just going to give you guys a sneak peek of what I've been practicing.
Okay.
I'm not going to show too much because I don't want to, I don't want to like show you guys
my full progress, but let me just show you this.
So you guys know I have been practicing.
That's all I'm showing.
Little sneak peek, little sneak peek, little sneak peek.
That was fire, bro.
Thank you.
Actually, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Why is it so dark in there?
Hold on.
Is that better?
Hold on a minute, Chad!
Be honest, Chad, I'm looking kind of good, huh?
Ginge and all the UK boys are training tomorrow in London.
Message him to see if you can go.
Yeah, I already messaged Ginge.
He never answered me, so I'm just going to assume he doesn't want to do it.
I already messaged Ginge.
He just, he didn't answer.
Why are y'all laughing?
I'm about to I'm about to I'm about to I'm about to
Hello key I feel like it's bad to train before the match
uh little darker darker darker just put the put it on the monitor or something
yeah
No, that works that works. Yeah, it works right?
Call change change said to call brother. I did call him
He doesn't fucking answer
Look, I'll call you don't Instagram right now. I don't have his number, but I have his Instagram. I
Can't even call him
He just doesn't answer me
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sit here and be like yo James, please bro. Please. No, dude
I don't need to prove anything to anybody. I'm gonna do my own thing simple as that. I'm gonna do my own brother
I'm gonna I'll trade I'm gonna trade. I'm gonna be trained trust me
Lacey you should watch this show ten out of ten. What is it? What do you mean?
I mean we can use a shot well
What
Open the water I'm screwed I screwed a cap a little bit
Keep us out of trouble
So you're telling me in London
You're telling me you're telling me that in London your guys bottle of water
Art screw caps you have to get a bottle opener to open a bottle of water like yo
I'm do you know is there anything good about London? Is there anything good about this place?
Why do I need a bottle opener open a fucking bottle of water
This is a wine
But this might work
Well, you know what it is. I think they're stuck like 10th century behind us
What I would like to go pick up a monitor instead of cops, you know
like being in like a car that were riding out of fucking horses. Wait, what? I swear I put the picture bro.
You know you guys are actually stuck like 50 centuries behind us.
Bro look at this shit. They're on horses. Wait, what?
There's your nice room. Can't tell what's on it bro. Here, here's your fucking water.
Bro, we made your country wait London made our country. Yeah, but you guys didn't make
any upgrades after making ours, right? Is that true?
I do actually have $2,500 on Barcelona to win I have $2,500 on Barcelona to win and also
on the Suns to win tonight.
No, it's not GG.
Shut up.
Biber received 84 million streams on Spotify yesterday. The biggest streaming boost after
a Coachella performance in history. Holy shit, no way my vlog went that crazy.
What?
Wait, so you're telling me people saw my vlog of Coachella and started streaming and started
playing Justin Bieber on Spotify because of it?
That's motion.
W-motion.
W-lacy-motion.
Bro's going to the UK and not collabing with any of the popping streamers.
Ginger, Jakey, Heinz, Taze, and Chaza.
Okay, well, I mean, hey dude, listen, I'm just not, I'm really not that tapped into
the streaming culture in the UK.
I'm really not that tapped into the streaming culture in the UK.
shout out. I would I would I would be down to do stuff with with jakey huns taze and chasa
those are the bob boys oh i messaged them from bro for all y'all talk complaining about who
i'm collabing with while i'm here i promise i like i reached out to almost everybody i reached
out to almost everybody. I literally, I DMed, I DMed, I DMed Minimeter, DMed him, I DMed,
I DMed Vick Square, I DMed him, I DMed KSI, who else did I DM? Oh, I DMed W26, I DMed,
I DM'd
I DM'd shy
Um I DM'd uh, uh, toe jizzle toe toe jizzle toe be jizzle I DM'd him
Um, yeah, I, and I dm.
Ginge, uh, actually many meter mid answer.
And, but we, uh, he said he's super busy, um, like before the match.
What?
Oh, I, no, I dm, I dm mini meter before, like, and asked him if
he wanted to do a golf stream.
And he said he doesn't really have that much time before the match, but
Maybe after the match, we might be able to get a golf stream in so that's possible. I also message W26
About a golf stream and I'm gonna hit a I have Vick squares number, so I'm gonna hit him up to
So basically they don't know you. Yes, basically. Yes. The beta squad. Yeah. I hit them up
to I hit them up to I brought a hit of everybody. I literally hit everybody. I'm doing a stream
with with DJI. I'm doing a stream with DJI on the 19th. So you say you're not a part timer
and you're putting in hours a lot, but every stream, the first hour, you do nothing.
You don't even react to the comm.
You react to four things in 30 minutes, then you go IRL and do more of nothing.
Guess what, brother?
Guess what?
You watch every single time.
Notice how it says made with AI at the bottom of the screen.
Notice how it says made with AI?
That's how you know this picture speak.
It literally says made with AI.
And I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even know what you're talking about because, like, all right, then let's just talk about the real shit.
Let's talk about the real shit then, shall we?
No, I like it like this. It looks good like this.
So if you guys are complaining about me doing REACTS for the first hour of my stream, then going in IRL and doing nothing,
Do you guys want me to only go live when I have planned streams?
Cause I can do that, bro.
I can only go live when I have shit planned.
Like London right now, I'll go live today and do this.
I'll go live tomorrow with the Arsenal game.
It'll be like a quick three hour stream.
But normally like tomorrow I would go live
and I would do random shit for like four hours
and then I'd go to the Arsenal game.
But I can only go live if you guys want me
to just do plan shit.
Like I can turn into that kind of streamer.
I really can.
It's just I won't be live every day.
I'll be live four days a week, five days a week.
If that, so I can make that shift.
I have the potential to make that shift.
I really, really do.
I really, really do.
You want to go to the site?
No, I'm good.
Can you give us a B&B tour?
No, OMG, he's so sexy.
Thank you, Ding Dong.
I appreciate you for saying that about me.
I appreciate you for saying that about me.
People have been telling me I look a lot sexier recently.
LaMenia Mall, this video is not available
in your location.
Wait, football's banned from the UK?
Do you have football boots this time?
No.
Why?
You're telling me, I don't, they don't give me football boots.
They don't give me football boots.
What?
What hold on I'm gonna call KSI
Why does everybody use what's happening to UK by the way, what's the what's the reason for that? Let me call KSI real quick
Hold on
KSI you marine me and marine
I'm streaming right now I have a couple questions about the charity match number one number one
question is do do I get boots or do I have to buy boots okay number
Number two is number two is try it without boots try it without boots so no shoes.
Yeah, why not bro?
You're lazy.
You can do whatever you want.
It's actually not a bad idea.
It's actually not a bad idea at all.
Okay.
Question number two.
Um, if I score a goal, am I allowed to jump into the crowd?
Uh, yes, but it's, it's Wembley, so it's going to be kind of hard.
Okay.
Well, I can, I can jump pretty high, so I can try that.
And, okay.
And number, number three is why do people in London, in the UK use WhatsApp and not iMessage?
Because iMessage sucks and WhatsApp is the greatest app when it comes to messaging people.
Okay.
All right.
That's it.
Thank you.
Well, if you had called me on iMessage, I wouldn't have replied.
But you replied on WhatsApp.
Exactly.
All right.
Well, there it is.
There you have it.
a freaky little picture of my pink thumb later okay my pink thumb yeah I'll
say I'll send you a later no don't no I will I will after I get out of the
shower I don't want this oh no I will don't worry oh just just keep an eye out
for a KSI alright I'll see you soon okay I'll be sure how soon yep I'm
coming. What? Yep. No. Wait, what if I just showed up to KSI's house unannounced? Do you
guys think he let me in or no? Be honest. Be like completely honest. Hey, I'm from the
M3 can you do a five second countdown backwards five four three two one
Viska Barca. Wait, is Barca winning? Is Barca winning? Barca Lona. Oh my god, they're up
1-0. They're up 1-0. Let's fucking go to W. Viska Barca, man. Viska Barca. Chat, I
been training a lot for the charity match. I can't tell if you're mocking me or if you're
saying you've been training. Justin Bieber and Sabrina Carpenter coachella performance views
comparison. Wait, her, Sabrina's performance only got two million views? Cap! Yes, cap.
I mean, but you can't compare anybody to Justin Bieber Justin Bieber's the modern-day Michael Jackson. That's facts
You got to do your bracket oh
Shit hold on a minute. Oh
Wow, oh
Oh wow, I forgot NBA playoffs is right now the play is literally today
Let's do it let's do it
So at the eight seed it's between the Suns the trailblazers
Is that the Clippers the Clippers and the Warriors?
Who do I think makes it out of the play in me personally? I
I got to go with the sons.
Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think sons make it out of the play in and then I think the thunder went in five.
I think thunder went in five.
Okay.
That's what's going to happen in the first round of playoffs.
Then you go to the Western Conference Series 2, you have the Lakers versus the Rockets.
LeBron, it's time.
Okay.
LeBron, it is time.
It's time for you to do it one more time.
Do it one more time, LeBron.
LeBron is the first option.
LeBron is going to get out of
there. LeBron's, LeBron's
hurt. Reeves is hurt, but that
doesn't matter. Lakers and six
Lakers beat the rockets and six.
It's a very, very low chance I
know, but I believe in my team.
I believe that LeBron is going
to go out there and LeBron is
going to perform better in this
series and Kevin Durant. Um,
maybe, maybe Austin Reeves
I really do think the Lakers win this series and beat the Rockets and move on
Okay, then you have Western Conference series three nuggets Timberwolves
Nuggets in five
Actually, Nuggets aren't that good. I'm gonna go Nuggets and six Nuggets and six
Spurs
Versed the Suns or Blazers. I mean Suns win this in five whoever they play the Suns are too good in my opinion
Then you get to the Eastern Conference you have Pistons
versus the eighth seed
Pistons win by six games maybe five
Actually, I could see a sweep here. I could see a piston sweep the pistons are really good pistons are really good
Cavs versus the Raptors
Personally, I think Raptors win this series in seven
I think that goes seven games and I think the Raptors win that series
It's a hot take, but I do think the Raptors make that a great series.
Nix versus the Hawks, Nix winning five, actually Nix winning six.
Celtics versus the seven seed.
I'm going to say Celtics win this in against who?
The Hornets or the Sixers here, they win that in four.
And then you bring us back up to the Western Conference semi-finals, Thunder vs. Lakers,
SGA, Chad, Jaren McCain, but it's not enough because Luca's back, Austin Reeves is back,
LeBron's coming off a heater beating the Rockets in six, and the Thunder cannot get
it done. The Lakers take them to seven games and win in game seven. Luca takes the Lakers
to the Western Conference Finals. Down here you have Nuggets vs Spurs. I think Spurs put
belt to ask and win this series in six. That's what I think. That's what I think. Pistons
versus Raptors. Sorry Raptors fans. Pistons, win this in six. Sorry to break it to you
guys. Nicks Celtics. Celtics win this. That's going to be a good series. It goes seven games.
go seven games, Celtics win in seven. And now you have Lakers versus Spurs, Luca versus
Wendy. Now this is going to be hard, but the Lakers have a defensive anchor in the paint.
They have DeAndre Ayan.
And when DeAndre Ayan wants to play, he can play.
And he can compete with the Wembeys defensively.
Me personally here, I think this is going
to be a really, really good series.
But I just truly believe, and I might just
be a delusional Lakers fan, but I truly
believe that if the Lakers make it out of this first round
And Luca comes back fully healthy.
There's no stopping the Lakers.
So I think Lakers win this in a shocking six games.
And I think Lakers go to the NBA finals.
I think Lakers go to the finals.
And then down on this end, you have Celtics Pistons.
I think that Jalen Brown's too much.
Jason Tatum's too much.
I think they beat the Pistons.
Actually, the Pistons are really good, though.
I think the Celtics win in seven
and then you have in the finals
Lakers versus Celtics.
All right.
And this is going to be a very,
very rough, hard, like big, big,
like just like back and forth
finals.
But once again, Luca is just on this hot streak and the Lakers win another ring.
Luca gets finals MVP and LeBron retires as the NBA finals champion.
Lakers in seven.
Lakers in seven.
Come on.
Tell me this isn't tell me this tell me this is not hitting tell me this is not
hitting
who showed you the script brother brother nobody showed me the script I
just have ball knowledge that y'all don't have I just have ball knowledge
that y'all don't have
Okay, so everything you just said, I'm going to do the opposite.
All right.
Now do y'all want me to tell it, check com?
This is your defensive anchor by the way.
Ok, but he's not, he's a fucking center.
He's not supposed to be guarding a guard on the three, a shifty ass guard like Lamello.
That's not DeAndre Aitens game.
That's not DeAndre Aayton's game, and it never has been his game.
Aayton is the Wemby Stopper.
Facts.
Facts.
Lacey helped me get in contact with Ron.
I got blocked 18 times across every social media because he looks like me.
Fries.
Please go.
All right.
So chat.
I don't know if you all saw this.
This is the official 2026 summer smash lineup.
First day headlining, you have Lou Uzi and Chief Keef.
Second day is Skrillex in Young Lean.
Third day is Playboy Cardi.
And then you also have people on here like, me personally,
I will go through every person that I would, I'd be excited to see.
I see red would be tough.
Nine vicious would be tough.
Northwest.
What the hell?
Is that Connie's daughter?
Little Skies would be tough.
Two slimy.
OK, that would be tough.
Two haul list.
Ian, Xavier.
OK, day two, not the biggest fan of day two.
Day three, you have Cardi, Lil Baby, SDK,
Big X to plug, JT, Fetty Wap, PBM,
until Japan, Soso,
Dabo, and then Baby Keen, Saturday night.
So I saw this lineup and I commented
under the Summer Smash post and I was like,
can I please come?
And then Cole Bennett messaged me
and he said that he's gonna set me up
with credentials and passes to go anywhere at Summersmash
and give me access to streaming.
So in June, we will be going to Summersmash
and I'm going to be streaming the whole entire thing.
I'm going to be showing y'all.
I'm allowed to show the actual concert, unlike Coachella,
who just doesn't fucking let you go anywhere or do anything.
They're letting me stream everything, stream the concerts.
They're going to let me stream like as much backstage as I can.
So shout out to them, bro, actually to go in W. Cole Bennett,
bro.
He's actually a legend.
We've heard this before.
No, this is not like Coachella.
I talk directly to Cole.
So that's in Chicago as well.
That's in Chicago.
So I think I might pop out to Oblok.
I might pop out to Oblok while I'm there.
It's not a bad idea.
Get security?
I don't need security to go to O-
What does O-Block look like now?
Bro, get me off this weak ass Google-
Or give me off this weak ass fucking shit, dude.
O Block 2026.
Wait, is it sweet now?
I
Fuck
This is not what I'm clicking on.
What? I'm clicking on this O-Block video and it's taking me to random shi-
What the fuck am I watching?
When is the South Africa Cape Town Tour?
soon bro very very soon very soon preaching the gospel in oblox
our guys we're in oblox in chicago right now we came here to love on people this is oblox behind
us we haven't gotten to go inside yet but with uh pastor quarry and shoebox and all of them they're
graciously allowing us to come in and love on the people here and that's it
Yeah, I like yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah. Very nice neighborhood. Oh, they have a little
apartment. Yeah, very nice neighborhood. Very, very nice neighborhood. Very nice neighborhood.
Dude, shout out to the obloquian. Shout out to the obloquians. By the way, you do
need to get football boots. KSI was lying. He's trying to sabotage because he's on
other team. KSI would not lie to me. Irish police kicks and stomps on protesting farmers?
Brother, what are you, why are you asking me what I think about this?
Actual question, like actual genuine question. Why do you care what Lacey thinks about this?
Seriously
What like I just can't imagine opening the stream and just seeing this like fat chubby
Dude who picks his nose scratches his ass
And it says the stupid shit with no college degree and asking him what he thinks about
Protesting brother. I brother. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I
I don't know. I don't keep up with I don't keep up the date with this shit
I go live and I pick my nose and I scratch my butt and I play video games stop asking me about
protesters and police and and and politics dude. I don't know
My opinion on those matters does not matter
He's trying to bait you into saying something controversial
just remember ding dong who's there oh and oh and who oh and five cool Tim rules
aren't making out of the first round hold this L bitch
and DG all eyes of course will be on the health of Luca Donchage and Austin
Reeves I'm told that Luca Donchage is traveling back to the United States from
Spain later this week and rejoining the Lakers on Friday but over the last
week in Spain the majority of that time he's been getting treatment on that
hamstring he's had multiple injections as well to see can he promote healing can
he quicken the timeline of his return it is a grade 2 hamstring string on the
other side oh great to oblique string initially in early April his timeline
was four so Lucas coming back early he might be ready for that he might be
back in the first round. He dead ass might be back in the first round chat. But the only
thing is bro hamstring from up for okay this is coming from a someone who used to like
actually played basketball at a high level. I played high school basketball in Erie, Pennsylvania
for mercy here's prep um and a hamstring injury if you come back too early from it you can like
really ruin your hamstring forever like you can that's like you can like ruin your career if
you come back too early and re-injure it these are the Lakers starting lineups
So these are who the Lakers have with Luca and Reece out.
This guy looks like, he actually kind of looks like Luca a little bit.
This guy looks like he's a plumber.
take drugs kids. Can Lacey even name three Cavs players? Yo I don't know if you guys think I don't
have ball knowledge. Do y'all think I don't have ball knowledge? I have real ball knowledge.
I can name players from every team. I know NBA rosters do it then. Okay Donovan Mitchell,
James Harden, Evan Mobley. There's three right there. What? What now? What now? What now?
Do the Raptors?
Okay.
Pascal Siakam?
God, they got no one, huh?
They fucking suck.
Pat wrong
And the Raptors have a bunch of nobodies, huh can't even name a single player from the fucking Raptors
Scotty Barnes, okay, they have Scotty Barnes. Yeah, Scotty Barnes. They saw Fred Van Blee
We brand an anger in place for the Raptors. I mean chat US can't expect me to know and a team that's been irrelevant all season
Don't can't expect me to know that wait the games tied
It's three to two. So Barcelona. Wait, wait, in football goals carry over from the game
before? Is that how it works? So, so let's say, let's say in game one, a team scored
one five to two. And then the next game, the other team wins, wins four to two. The
The first team still wins because they scored more points the first game.
That's fucking stupid.
Lacey, you were right Justin Bieber sold all his songs
from before December 31st for 200 million.
Who's calling me on WhatsApp?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, this is Lacey, I'm live right now.
It's a girl
How did they get my number
You a phone charger too
No answer now
How though that was not Bonnie blue calling me
It's not a body blue chat.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm new to WhatsApp.
It's okay.
Don't worry
Guys not every girl with a fucking England accent is is Bonnie blue
My number gonna leak know it didn't chat
I've just I'm filming a YouTube video tomorrow morning with Deji and that's his person that sets it all up
Yes
confirmed. Nice leak. Alright am I am I am I done with reactions? Jake Future
participated in the viral 6-7 combo challenge. You gotta do 6-7 nigga? Oh
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
Oh shit!
Yeah, not as good as she is.
Heh heh heh!
Oh shit!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
You are no honey-gained one of you.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
You have to do it, Chad.
I can't do it right now.
I know y'all want to see me do the 6-7 challenge, but I physically can't with how sore my arms are.
I'm actually like, I'm being so serious, you guys can call me a pussy, I don't care.
I genuinely cannot do it with how sore my arms are.
People need to stop hating on Lacy, he tries his best every stream.
Y'all just hate.
Don't forget I'll hit some, he's been looking recently too.
Lacey, you genuinely have gotten more skinny in the past month.
Keep up the great work.
Don't ever get ugly or listen to the haters.
Love you.
Thank you, John.
Poor come on.
I'm a real.
Hey, I'm a retweet this one.
Personally, personally, I'm a retweet this one right here.
Just because it does genuinely mean a lot for you to like,
say very nice words about me like this.
It's not a pain to chat.
It's not a pain to eat.
I just, I like when I like when there's nice tweets like this.
Like, this is a very nice, honest tweet, bro.
Very nice.
And he's very honest about how he's feeling.
So I gotta hit him with a retweet, you know what I mean?
And as I'm peeing, I burp and fart it at the same time.
But there's no one.
Literally, you get the trifecta on the dot.
Burp, pee, and fart.
I bet y'all have never done that!
What?
Someone's done it before?
Also in this video if you look very closely in the mirror you can see my bare butt cheeks
when it tilts down a little bit, so I'm going to give you guys a little Easter egg.
Lacey Albee Real, your vlog was a banger, not a big fan of the short video, I prefer
longer videos. Okay. So this is what I want to ask. Do you guys want longer videos? Yes.
Like when I'm vlogging, but the only problem with that is when I do stuff, it's going to
be less streaming. Like in London, for example, like I don't know how to explain what I'm
to say because in order for a vlog to be entertaining, I can't put stream, I can't put stream footage
in the vlog.
That doesn't make any sense.
So if, if I focus on vlogging a lot and you guys want long bro just vlog what you can't
stream.
Yes, but then it's not entertaining.
Then it's not entertaining because everything entertaining I would just do on stream.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if I was doing, I'm just trying to give you an example, like for London, I'm gonna
do a London vlog, but what do you guys want me to vlog that I'm not gonna be streaming?
You know what I mean?
Like the charity mass practice, I'm gonna be streaming that.
Today, I'm gonna be streaming that.
Stream with Deji, I'm gonna be streaming that, when this could all be vlogs.
if you can't do shit on stream like a party vlog the party.
Yes, but that's not always the case is my point.
That's not always, that's why it's not consistent.
You know what I mean?
That's why it's not, that's why the blogs
I've never been consistent is because I stream everything.
But if I do shorter vlogs,
then I can compact the entertaining parts
into a shorter vlog.
Make the stream in the vlog, that's not good, that's not good, you dumb fuck.
You're making no sense.
Okay, how does it not make sense?
How does it not make sense?
If I want to do a 20 minute vlog, it needs to be entertaining.
It can't just be me like doing nothing and anything entertaining I would rather do
on stream.
If I'm going to do a stream of Deji, I'd rather stream it.
If I'm going to Sidemen Charity, the Sidemen Charity match
or the practice, I'd rather stream it.
If I'm going to link up with the Ginge, I'd rather stream it.
So there's not enough long content
to do entertaining long vlogs
unless I'm not streaming certain things.
So it's impossible to get the best of both worlds
with a long entertaining vlog and daily streams
when traveling, it's not possible.
So that's why I felt like doing like a 10 minute vlog
and just compacting it all down into like a little,
like a shorter vlog, that's why I think it's better.
But you guys wanna bitch and moan and complain
and act like I won't stand up, pull my pants down,
slide my dick across your forehead, when I will.
Cause I'm really about this shit.
I'm really about this shit.
Just do it.
I did it!
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate you, Quasal.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Are you done with the reactions?
Oh, also, did you guys like this?
Hello?
Hi there. Can you open this door, please?
For what?
I just want to make sure that everything's okay.
There seems to be something going on.
What do you mean?
I don't know. Just figure out a check on something.
I don't know what you want, man. Get out of my house.
Open this fucking door!
Where's your daughter, man?
Where's your daughter, man?
What are you talking about?
Where's your daughter?
Who's in here with you?
Oh, if you don't leave.
Open this fucking door.
Open this door or I'm breaking it fucking down.
You understand me?
I did not do any damage to the door.
You okay?
Everyone's okay.
What do you want?
Can you leave my house, please?
Can you open the door please?
You have nothing to do with my house.
Can you leave my house?
You know what my name is?
I don't know who you are.
You don't belong to this neighborhood, that's for sure.
This is my neighborhood though.
Yeah, I live there.
I don't know you.
My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker.
Open the door.
This is my neighborhood.
the fucking door
Now
Or I will fucking try this take wouldn't take three tries
Like four or four or five time do you understand me? Oh, but like the two of them are because the plane
It's this is like my third real attempt
No, it's not AI. I actually filmed this.
Oh, it is fucking door! I will fucking kill you!
OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU OPEN THIS DOOR! OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR! OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!
Dude, this actually, yeah, fun fact about this, after I posted this video, I had this company reach out to me
and asked me if I'd be interested to film an actual movie
and star in an actual Hollywood real movie.
But they said that they would want me to take acting classes
and then have a whole audition for the part.
And they said that with the acting classes,
with the audition and the filming for the movie,
it would be like nine months of my time
just to film a movie.
It was for, I forget what it's called.
It's like one of the, it's 2B, 2B.
It was like a 2B movie or some shit.
Fake story, okay, I guess.
Like, son, wait, is that good or no?
Should I do it?
Fuck you, Lacey, why you keep skipping my treat about my dad with cancer?
I didn't see it.
Wait, are you planning on going higher than I was?
Yeah.
Wait, where is it?
Oh, Lacey, you are the best game. Keep doing what you're doing. Can you help my dad, please?
He has cancer. Full story here.
$250,000 gold.
I don't I just I don't know what do you want me to do bro
You know what I mean like I'm I can't promote that link to
Like what if it's a scam I have no way of knowing
Like it's a dude XQC is the best with Ron in a bra and Ron flexing as his banner
Followed by cheese there like I just how do you how could I stick here and?
Legitima size that
It's not cheeser's alt account.
Fuck, I was gonna, I was gonna, what, is there anything else that I need to react to Chad
that I missed?
Like anything important?
Do you want to go to the grocery store or is that in case next?
Um, I mean, we're supposed to link up with Max.
Oh, that's what we do right now.
Yeah.
What, what we can do to your car right now is a piggyback tune.
It will still increase power and torque, eh?
But they aren't able to add extra pops or anything like that.
Is that something you're okay with? The computers are still locked.
What is a fucking piggyback tune I did
What is a piggyback tune
It's because it's a USA dog shit country. What the fuck, bro?
see Mr. Beast drama?
Wow, that was like perfect timing.
That was like the most insane timing I've ever seen in my life.
That's insane. Holy fuck.
I
Can't believe my favorite streamer just said a go fund me for my dad is a scam
Yo, brother. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying
L.A.C.
I don't understand, what changed?
You moved the camera?
The toilet paper is like small camera.
Maybe because the camera has been on it.
I know.
Maybe it's time to go on, girl.
No?
I mean, if we can't do desktop shirt.
Is there anything else we could stack?
Fucking production nightmare here.
No!
It's an actual production.
I can't even stream.
I hate streaming.
Fair.
What do you mean?
What do you want me to grab?
That's fine.
Sure.
What do you want to change?
No, it's good.
Drew and Lays are in hot water?
Wait, why is Lays in hot water?
Wait, why?
Wait, what did we do?
What is this?
Alright, let's watch this.
Two hours was one of the most like uncomfortable, like weird streams of all time, bro.
Basically, this is all this stream was, the epitome of the stream was basically just MrBeast
pressuring people into donating to Team Water, which is a great cause.
But at the end of the day, let's be honest, Chad, if Team Water raises whatever, like $100
million, who gets the credit for it?
Who's going to make the tweet and say, oh, this is Team Water and we raised this
my money. Who gets all the credit for this? Mr Beach. Exactly. So basically, we're all
donating. He's getting all the credit, but we're all getting pressured into donating
in front of.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, bro. I got I remember when this whole thing was happening. You
know, I got added to like three different group chats. I remember I got a text that
was like, Hey, join the discord. And then Mr Beach texted me. He was like, Hey,
this discord with everybody and then I look I look at the I like opened one of
the streams and I saw what was happening and that and then I saw Mr. Beast like
telling people to like like donate money and on my soul I completely aired that
shit bro I completely aired that shit I open a stream and I see Mr. Beast
He's telling me I want to donate $100K?
Motherfucker, what?
$100K?
So I literally fully dodged it.
I fully dodged it.
I didn't answer Mr. Meese.
He called me twice.
I didn't answer the phone.
And I'm sitting there reading my phone.
I'm sorry, Mr. Meese.
But bro, y'all gonna understand?
Like you guys can say,
oh, you're a millionaire who won't donate $100K?
Bro, if I have a million,
First off, I've only been streaming for two years.
I do not have millions of dollars liquid cash.
So for me to sit there and donate $100,000 cash,
that's like a very high, not a very high,
but that's like 15%, 10%, 15% of my money.
That's asking a lot of someone to donate.
Like that's asking a lot.
And then I saw, and then I remember I was like,
I was, I saw a clip with Rugg,
where Rugg was like, oh yeah, donate 10K.
And then he got fucking laughed at.
He got laughed at for it.
So I'm sitting there like, damn,
if I tell him I'm gonna donate 5K, like,
what am I gonna get laughed at?
So I just dubbed the entire situation.
I dubbed the whole thing.
But like, bro, I don't think you guys,
I understand you guys say like,
oh, we make a lot of money,
millionaires not wanting to donate.
Bro, $100,000 is a lot of money.
That's a lot.
Maybe not for people like XQC and Aiden and Logan Paul,
but for people who, that's a lot of money.
Like if at this moment in time,
if I would have donated $100,000,
that would have been over like 30%
of my liquidity, not my assets,
but that would have been like 30, 40%
of what I have liquid cash.
That's a lot of money.
So I just dubbed the entire situation.
I dubbed the whole thing.
Oh my God, I forgot to message Max.
Cap, that's not cap, bro.
People don't keep like hundreds of thousands of dollars
in their liquid cash.
Well, you can gamble 25k on sports teams
but I explained to you guys how that works I have a sponsor that sponsors me
and pays me money and then I get to keep what I make. That's completely different.
I've explained that multiple times how that works.
Like that's just that's not Luca's out indefinitely.
Mr. Beast replied.
We were streaming in front of hundreds of thousands of people and the clips got millions
of views so they did get credit.
Regardless, I don't feel bad for asking multi-millionaires publicly to help people drinking dirt
water, get access to clean water so they can live longer.
I agree.
I do agree.
I don't think it's bad to ask other creators who make millions of dollars to donate publicly.
I agree with that, but I think it was more of the pressured amount that was being asked.
You know what I mean?
Like sure if you just hit people up and you're like, hey, I'm doing this charity right now.
Like when I was doing my breast cancer charity, I called a few streamers and I was like, hey,
I'm doing this run for breast cancer awareness.
Do you want to donate?
But I think it was the pressure of like donate $100,000.
Someone donates $10,000 and you're like, oh, you should have donated 100.
You can donate more.
You can make them.
You can do more.
That's where the pressure came in is like shaming. It's like donating is donating you're donating to a cause you're donating to a cause
Whether you're donating in 10k or 100k, I don't think if you should be shamed or pressured into doing more
Aiden replied
Are y'all not adults say no yes, but you can say that but you guys like you that's just such a that's such a
Unnav and like ignorant response your adults you can say no there's hundreds of thousands of people watching
and thousands of people's opinion involved
and you're being asked publicly.
You know how that goes over if you say no.
That's just an ignorant, asked response of anybody to say.
Like you know that if someone called a creator
in front of hundreds of thousands of people
where it's gonna be seen by millions of people
and said, hey, donate money to this charity
to help save people and help drink clean water.
No, I'm good.
Like you're going to get, you know what people are going to say, bro.
Some people, some people don't care.
Like people like me and Ron, I don't give a, like we don't care, but other people do care.
Aiden response to streamers like Kai and Jinxie for pressuring them to donate.
This is just a shit show.
And I apologize to every streamer that I or every single public figure that I
and I'm sorry to that.
And Jimmy, I will apologize to you
if you show the proof of the war.
It's been almost a year, and I've said this.
You don't even have to do it to me.
Do it for the people that are saying it's fake
where the fuck's the war?
Please, I've spoken to many people.
That's it. That's it.
You can shut everybody the fuck up by doing that.
I'm sorry to the people that got pressured.
I'm sorry about that. Everybody.
I'm sorry about that. Everybody.
I was in the wrong. Looking back, I was in the wrong.
And I'm taking accountability fully.
I'm not fully... No, no, no. I'm apologizing to people like that.
I pressured from my network to donate.
Because that's not right.
That's the truth. I feel bad doing that.
That's what I'm apologizing for.
This is shit.
There is proof?
I mean, I don't think... I don't think Team Water was...
I don't think it was a scam.
All around the world, Team Water...
This television now has more impacting over one thousand people
I
Definitely think it's real. I for sure think it's real like I don't think mr. Beesman mr. Beesman
There's like there's no way he would have a fake chariot. There's no way I
Don't think that's um, I don't think that's it happen
I just think the whole situation, Ron responded.
Damn, I missed a lot of drama the last few days.
Holy shit.
I missed the clean waters, they can live longer.
Holy, he took the mainstream route,
so he automatically wins,
because the majority will agree with him.
Jeez Louise, there's a difference
between asking millionaires for donations
and then asking fucking, I'll give a perfect example.
You asked Rug to donate,
Rug said he'll donate 10K,
you said it wasn't enough,
So you made him donate more that shit is fucking weird
I agree with what JC said you guys put me in a group chat, and I said yeah, I'll donate
Yeah, that happened to me too asked me how much do you want to donate?
I said, oh, I think I don't remember how much I said when they finally got me in the call
But they wanted me to donate like a hundred to hundred fifty thousand dollars, and then you also literally
Had a stream with eight in Ross and XQC, and then I think you didn't eat
Yeah, I donated fifty dollars, and it was fucking awesome, right gave fifty years of free water
And then he also is not like never hit Aiden Ross about like they're she took like all like I don't know bro
That's the clean water that's the point
I'm trying to make is it has nothing to do with with donating. It's just not every creator
Not every sure sure
Create like we make a lot of money a ton of money, right?
But not everyone makes Mr. Beast money or XQC money to the point where we could just throw around a hundred K donation
Like, brother, I got bills to pay.
I got rent to pay and shit, dude.
We have hella money.
What else?
Are there any other drama that I need to react to?
Anything else that I miss?
I feel like I'm missing something.
I'm not I can't do the six seven
shit right now.
Chat.
My arms are too sore.
Dachรฉ.
I already reacted to the Dachรฉ video.
And I somehow managed to somehow
somewhat.
I think I might be the only person
on the face of the universe who
could have people mad at them and
hating on them for saying you
saying you shouldn't hit women.
You guys should see the comments under the posts of me saying that I grew up being taught
to never put a finger on a woman and never hit a woman.
And people are mad at me saying that I'm just looking for a reason to hate.
Oh, then somehow they try to bring politics into it.
It's got to be bonds.
No, bro, it's just incels.
It's incels, it's what it is.
Please react to this, it's crazy.
Keep your weapons up and keep your feet up
All the way
All the way
All the way
I was down bad in a place where the sun was no sign
Exposing Sikuno
A serial cheater
Master manipulator
A dangerous predator?
What?
On Valentine's Day of this year, I was followed on Twitter by Sikuno.
How is this like super long dude?
32 page Google Doc.
Y'all think I'll ever have a 32-page Google Doc dropped on me?
Is there a sped-up version of this?
There's got to be a sped-up version of this somewhere, right?
I'm not trying to read this whole thing.
No, but like...
this. Okay, I need to, I need to figure out what's going on. I want to figure out, I want
to see this and know what's happening, but I don't want to read 32 pages. Are you still
looking for a Valentine's Day perhaps? You can't just open up with something like that.
in me to play games with him, okay?
Interest in where I live, okay?
Following my private Instagram.
I can skim through, I can skim through it.
Making plans to meet me in person.
I will find the best of reels to send.
plans to move in together. Wait in two days he was asking to move in with them
What just watched Jason's YouTube video
Which one
One.
One, one.
This?
This is an hour long.
Y'all just told me to skip.
It's gonna take too long.
And then tell me to watch an hour long video.
I'm not watching this.
Oh, Jesus.
This is an hour and a half chat.
I'm not watching this.
I'm not watching an hour and a half video.
That's still 45 minutes.
I rather just skim through it.
Lying about being single.
Cool.
Sexing.
We texted.
People actually sexed.
We texted.
Every day these interactions would be charged with flirting and suggested topics.
I would send him suggested pictures and audios and he confirmed that he touched himself to
them.
You're too sweet.
Let's watch or we watch a cooked Netflix dating show because those are funny.
LOL or both.
We should.
You sounded really cute in that too.
You said you wanted, oh I mean specifically 81, I don't know.
Are those even dates?
It's gonna be like sweaty, not gonna lie.
Some people I know, I spent two hours in the gym every day.
Wait, okay, how old?
Hold on, I've never done this kind of thing before, which is crazy because I'm older
than you.
Wait, how old is she and how old is he?
34 and 19
My XP bar is low brother. What does that even mean?
So, you have me now.
My ex-peabor is low?
Huh?
But no, I do it.
I've never gotten something like this before.
Yes, I like it.
It's so good.
I can't wait to use it later.
know I've kind of wondered if you've ever touched yourself while watching when I send you. What?
Why would you wonder that? Well because they're spicy pictures and videos. Of course I wonder if
you put them to use. I'll definitely put this one to use. So you've never done so before. Maybe
I want a yes or no. Yes of course I have. How could I not?
So, so let me hit this straight.
He has a girlfriend of five years and he's having E, E, he's E-rissing 19-year-olds and
He's 34.
Hope you have a good,
and you don't have to send me.
What the heck, LOL?
I hope you feel as good as you look.
Oh, fuck no.
He started sending her bread?
What's your paypal so I can buy you games later?
Oh brother.
She sent him this picture?
it comfy. A calculated pattern of lump bombing and manipulation. God damn, he just sent in
Brad Ow!
K-Sons calling me.
Yo!
Yo, girl, I'm just picking up on the first of all. I just opened your stream. I did not know what this dude was buying people games.
She's a crazy motherfucker. I'm the crazy guy.
Yo, that's a girl.
That's a crazy guy right there.
Yo, bro, I literally just was scrolling through Twitter and seen some girl post like a video.
Yeah.
About like
You know the classic girl comes out two years later when everything starts coming up about the guy, and she's like
We did you know you know I'm talking about like the like the victim mindset right where like you know I'm saying this girl
literally the classic a consensual sex by the way a consensual sex, okay?
and she comes out and says some shit and
I couldn't help but notice I
I couldn't help but notice like
Is there something you want to tell me or something that's gonna come out sooner?
I'm a little confused what you're talking about here. No, I'm here
I'm trying to break this down because I'm learning about this even though no one should give a fuck
But I'm like yo case on case on seeing a lot of these streamers lacy. They're like, they don't want to talk about it
You know like the poggers they're like, we don't we don't want to make a statement
I'm talking about this time. Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you fucking parasol? I agree bro. I agree
This guy had fucking consensual sex and cheated on his girlfriend and you guys can't fuck with him.
But you don't fuck. The fuck is wrong with people?
No, I agree, but K-Song, I'm gonna be honest. I'm reading these DMs.
Like, if we're just being honest with ourselves here, this isn't much different than doing it on roleplay.
Like, I'm just thinking about your GTA-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, I'm just-
I'm just reading these like, these like, E-sex and DMs and shit.
like this isn't much different than you playing like GTARP, you know what I mean?
Wait, how old is Saikunam? 34?
How old is the other girl? 19?
Oh, I mean, that's a big gap.
That's a huge fucking gap. Listen, here's the thing though. Here's the thing though. Listen,
I'm not going to condone that because I do think that's crazy. I mean, she's technically
legal you know at the end of the day like you can't I mean you can say it's weird no doubt it is
weird but it's definitely a big gap bro it's a huge gap but he also he wasn't he's in a five-year
relationship um wait what do you mean like like he was in like a real five-year relationship
I mean bro but no one should give a fuck about that bro I'm gonna be real like who gives a
He was each eating he was each eating
Yeah, I don't know I don't know I just I did I just started really looking at I think it's fucking
No, but you know but bro you know exactly how that whole entire side of the internet is brown
Like I don't care. I'll see how it is that
Hold on case on my camera just broke
Hold on case on my camera
Yeah
No, it's it's not it's really not
I think.
Yes.
Oh my gosh, he fits the leg.
Yeah, W.A.C. and a shed.
W.A.C. and a shed.
Okay, so here's the thing, right, is I, because I know what you're saying.
You're talking about the, like, how they switch up on each other, right?
They all switch up.
Yeah, the second something comes out, they all switch up.
Yes.
Yes.
I agree.
I agree.
like they see it once the internet is not agreeing with what they're saying yes
exactly that's how that whole entire side is like like once once the internet
turns on them they don't fuck with their friends anymore I agree but I'm gonna be
honest I don't think it's that I don't think it's that deep I'm just what I'm
just reacting this it's just crazy I just saw it I was like whoa this is
Crazy it's just great. It's just cringey to me
He said my XP bars low
You just switched up on to Shay though brother, I mean to Shay were never close friends
I don't know what like I don't know what y'all are on. I
Think I've met to say twice
By the way, some of these chatters in your chat
are the reason why I feel about the streaming industry.
Bro, this streaming shit has become horrible, bro.
Wait, why?
Why do you think?
Okay, what do you think's wrong with streaming right now,
actually?
Everything, everything is wrong with streaming.
Everything.
Look at it first, not your whole chat.
Some of your chat calls, fuck.
But this is my point, is what the industry has become,
bro.
The industry is fucking, the one is so fake,
is so ingenuine.
Brother, I'm sure I'm glad to see a fucking baby
fucking become pregnant tomorrow.
I'm sorry have a baby on stream everything is for fucking clicks
The chatters have become worse and worse and worse everyone just wants to feed off fucking
Drama as always no I broke and and and the public like bro
And you should case on you should I hear recently what people are saying about me?
They're calling me fat. They're calling me lazy. They're calling me a pedophile. They're calling me ugly
They're calling me dumb there, bro. Like I'm tired of everybody just just see you're saying all this shit about me, too
You know by the way, I have to respond to this chat in your chat, bro
You don't ban this kid, bro. I'm not there's something wrong
Protecting a sexual assault or saying it was consensual and thank you has no clue about the situation
Yo, bro, you are the problem with streaming brother you you you are the issue people like you bro
We're literally sitting in your fucking bedroom and nothing better to do with your fucking life and go outside and get your life together, bro
What are you fucking saying?
I agree and then guess what and then guess what and then you did this guy's in his rage bait. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god
Yes, they like me. Yes. Oh
And then they disguise it as rage bait, but they literally that's what it is
It's what it is streaming now. It is
No, I thought you were talking about like like streaming within cuz I think there's a big problem with there's a big problem with streaming within
Not just the audience. I'm talking about within the street within the streamers
It's too political streaming has genuinely become political
We're chairy
The reason why I stick on my GT RP and stay in my lane, bro
I just stay in my lane. I do my thing. I stay out the way
Do my e-sports shit?
You know, I'm saying stay out. I stay out the way, bro
Shit is weird brother. It's weird. It's weird. Let's get it. No, I'm already by the way. What's that?
I'm in London right now
What you doing in London? I'm playing in the charity match in a couple of days
Oh, it's in a couple days. Yeah four days
You're 40 by the way 40 talking about R.P.
That joke is still going man.
That joke is still going strong bruh.
That joke is still going strong bruh.
Nine more years so 40 bruh.
Nine more years so 40 bruh.
You're 31.
31.
31.
Golly.
I don't know, the issue is streaming right now is it's become too too political and too
competitive like streaming the streamers should be sticking together against the other the other
avenues but instead because everybody's trying to stream you got rappers trying to stream
you got celebrities trying to stream you got this person trying to stream you got this
This person trying to stream from over here,
it's become so political to the point where like,
people are now like beefing, people are friends,
people are like, shading other people
and not fuck with each other.
Like when we should be, we should all be together.
Streaming should be one big thing.
No, but like, bro, that's not even the issue though.
I think there's a lot of people who are streamers
and we're actually just weirdos.
Oh, bro, there are!
No, but I'm saying like,
that's the thing is you're saying stick together, bro.
I don't know most of these people, to be honest,
and I think a lot of them are just dead ass weird shit.
I'm not gonna lie, that is true.
Think about how often, it's not even just streaming,
I'm not gonna lie, it's just the internet.
Think about how often streamers, YouTubers,
like I swear it's every other day,
they're getting exposed for doing some weird shit.
Like every other day some new shit comes out
about a streamer or a YouTuber, either doing this,
doing that, talking to kids, doing this,
fucking being this, like every day there's some new shit
coming out about you, how weird everybody is.
Hey, bro, shit is, you know, shit is spooky over here, man.
Shit is spooky, bro.
I ain't go live though, and we talk about this one
on stream, I have an interesting thing to talk
I'm sorry, but when are you coming back in a week?
Yeah, I'll be back on the 23rd.
You're next.
Let me be watching you, bro.
You better not let me down.
I'm scoring a goal.
I'm scoring a goal, don't worry.
All right, you're going to score a goal?
Yes.
And if you don't?
Not even a thought.
You don't have to worry about that.
They're saying clicks, IG, and tweet.
Clicks, IG, and tweet?
Oh, did he?
Yes, you don't have to call soon, bro.
I'm down, I'm down.
I'm sorry I couldn't come, bro, but we won.
Coachella was a disaster.
Wait, hold on, let's see what Quicks tweeted.
Yes, he announced it.
Chasin' is tough!
He called me when he got it.
It shit is so tough.
Today is the day I purchased my dream car,
a Ferrari SF90 Spider.
Crazy to think I've been competing and streaming
for eight years and you guys still show love
to me on a daily basis.
I know I say this all the time,
but thank you to every one of you.
Holy shit.
It's a convertible too.
SF90, ooh!
You know what's funny is, dude clicks,
every time he gets a car, he tells me,
oh, I'm done after this, this is my last car,
and then he gets a new one a year later.
Like, he's just so rich.
Yo, click, maybe give me 100 subs.
Not a bad shout.
um wait yo how rich is clicks bro how rich is this man oh my god he's just he's
just filthy rich oh my god this is not true in your fucking to bro he has so many
bars yes so many bars you were my fucking day brah no I heard you were 31
I see time you get 40. I'll be I'll still be my 20s bro
Holy shit
What is clicks net worth
Yeah
I'm like 30 pounds heavier that you drew. I'm not gonna lie if you in case on box
He would actually just fucking demolish you
Bro, have you seen how unathletic drew is wait, let me see it. Let me see a punch
What do you think
You're trolling right?
Show me like a right hook.
I was looking at you as that guy, bro.
What?
Oh, the...
Wait, Drew, show me your right hook.
Bro, I don't...
Just do a right hook.
I can barely move right now, but just show me your right hook.
Well, like this?
I've never punched anyone.
I've never punched anyone.
I've never punched anyone.
I've never punched anyone.
I've never punched anyone.
I've never punched anyone
Like if you like if you were fighting and let's say you threw like a like a left right
Dump and then a right hook
It's not boxing though
Just do it
Lacey acted like he could fight brother I trained boxing for over it for like over a month
Yeah, I did so I actually know real shit. I know real bag work. I actually know how to box
I don't have anybody I want to box because think about me is if I'm gonna step in the ring
I'm going in there with the mindset and mentality to kill them to like actually commit a murder
Yeah, what's a red a start hitting? You know, you're a little little linear you fight the winner of Jason and the check
I don't I don't wait Jason and just share boxing. No, no, no, they're not fighting anymore. I don't think
Is it the Shay that's a good boxer?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a, he's a, um, yeah.
Bro.
True.
Let's take, let's take boxing classes together, bro.
Bro, I-
The Shay's got a right hook on him.
I'm down.
Wait.
Have you boxed someone before?
No, no, never.
Oh, damn, me neither.
But I've been in, like, a couple street fights.
Back in my hood.
Back in, I'm sorry, your hood?
Yeah, yeah, Westfield, New Jersey. Look it up. It's not dangerous there. It's not dangerous. Yes, it is, bro
Some houses don't even have pools there
Jesus Christ. All right, kids. I'm gonna get back to react to this. I
Got you. I'll text you when I'm back
Wait, what is what is that?
What is central?
Let's finish this a little bit. Okay, we already saw this already saw this he starts sending her money blah blah blah blah
She sends him a picture of her in the gym
More money paying for another girl to fly out so this dude Saikunot has had three e-girls
Who is this Diane Diane a lot OMG stop checking my profile weirdos
You're fine. You never have to pay for anything. Oh my god, he was just raising e-girls out
the wazoo. Holy shit! Dude how many e-girls did he have? Dude. XQC's response?
See, you can't say there's a fucking predator, okay, and also, he cheated it.
And the main thing about being a predator is that he cheated it.
Well, no, how about we attack one dog at a time, right?
If you make the claim of predator, let's focus on that.
And I'll address the cheating letter.
I don't give a shit.
It's more of a whether you're personally hurt
than somebody else cheating or not, but that's completely sentimental.
You have to do some sort of rule.
Oh dude, oh dude, oh dude, oh dude.
You can't do this. You can't talk to two girls, you can't talk to three girls.
It can be five of them. I don't really give a shit.
Wait, what?
You want to spread yourself thin and I'll give you a chance a little bit.
So if I can be it, I don't give a fuck.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
I don't even understand a word he's saying.
Spread yourself thin and I'll give you a chance a little bit.
So if I can be it, I don't give a fuck.
At that point, I guess I don't.
The cheating is one topic. It's on its own line.
And you can approach this any way you want, but this is not, I'm trying to approach the main part of the video, which is manipulator, cheater, predator.
That's what we're talking about now. A couple of people about him, warned, and God for masks.
Wait, so he was, he had an E girlfriend for five years? Like they weren't dating in real life?
Anyone?
Okay, I'm just talking to you.
And the PFB and the PFB and the PFB and the PFB and the PFB in accurate statements no proof
No receipts dog shit dog piling hashtag me to bullshitting at locomotive
What's going on here? I would bet every single thing I have and my organs that this is some fucking bullshit on God
I mean, yeah, I don't I'm gonna be honest. I don't give a fuck about this situation. I'm just giving a real
I really don't. Lacey Files.
Last weekend I was at a phase party in stable Ronaldo grunt me.
He ran into a bathroom, said, Oh, come here. I need your help.
I don't feel very good. And I went in there to help him as the good friend that
I am. He then pulled my pants down and started rubbing on my butt cheeks.
He started rubbing oil all over me and then he in the bathroom.
Stay safe in the streets of Stable Ronaldo and any other victims, I am eager for you guys
to come forward.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Can you explain this?
I wanna throw parties!
What is this?
Fuck it!
I wanna be the next Ditty!
I wanna throw parties!
Okay, so, so, okay.
So this, this is AI, all right?
This is AI.
This is AI.
This did not age well, okay?
This is back when Diddy Parties were considered like a cool thing to go to.
This clip aged very bad.
Fuck it!
I want to be the next ditty!
I want to throw parties!
Yeah.
Twitch streamer Leah comes forward sitting psychuno, allegedly finished inside her without protection.
I went to Evil Las Vegas alone, but I wasn't alone.
I shared a hotel room with Cyclonell, but I didn't know that he had other intentions.
And I didn't ask him to share a room with me.
I just simply asked him, hey, are you going to Evil Las Vegas?
He said, yes.
And I said, oh, I'm trying to go this year.
I'm looking at hotels.
And everything's so expensive, do you pretty much
have any recommendations?
I know he lives in Las Vegas.
And he said, oh, you're planning on coming.
I actually have room.
If you just want a room with me.
And I said, and I, at first, was not against it.
I was like, are you sure?
I'm like, no, I don't want to intrude.
I don't mind in my own hotel and all this.
I was insisting on being like, oh, no, it's fine.
And then he said, no, no, I have actually room
on repeat for it.
And I even asked him, are you
running with a group or with friends?
And he said, no, but there's two beds.
you know, like, yeah.
So you agreed to room with them?
So I took his offer.
Being a dumbass, I took his offer.
But I did later.
I even offered to pay him back.
I said, how much should I save up for accommodations?
He said, oh, no.
No, no, you don't have to pay me back.
Like, I already have a double talent.
You don't have to pay me back.
So yeah, I shared a room with second law.
And we had plans to watch a movie together.
We had plans to watch a four movie together until dawn.
That would be fast.
Actually, I didn't finish it, but that would be fast.
He had a little tongue in the middle of the biggest, yes.
We were watching a movie.
And he started to get very aced or something.
I don't know how to explain it, but he pretty much
tried to make a move on me.
And I was fully trying to say, I'm just here watching.
like I'm just your wife.
You're in a hotel room in Las Vegas
and you've had plans to watch a movie with a dude.
Obviously you're in the same bed
if you're that close enough
so where he can make a move.
But me being a dumbass and not being very like,
what's the word?
Very strong in like mentally, not physically.
I mean like,
like maybe this is a people pleaser to me,
but and maybe I don't know, benefit the doubt
or cause I still thought he was cute or I don't know.
He tried to make a move on me, resolute, I don't know, but he made a move on me, it did take
like 30 minutes. Um,
Well, I don't want to share, I don't want to share this on this is like so personal,
like I don't talk about my intimate life.
Why are you posting a fucking video? No, dude, I'm not gonna lie. This whole thing is just so
most like fucking weird from every angle. It's weird. It's weird that he cheated. It's weird
that he was talking to a girl with a 15 year age gap. It's weird that he was e dating five
girls and it's weird that now all of a sudden these girls want to come out and act like
they like like there was a problem just because there's clout and numbers involved.
All of a sudden now you want to come out and say like, like at all. But I don't
sleep with anyone that I'm not dating. You did! And it didn't happen that night. I didn't
want it to happen. So instead, I just gave him, or, okay, I just, just a girl. I don't,
I don't like to sleep with guys who, I don't like to sleep with guys who I'm not dating.
I just suck their dicks.
I don't like to sleep with guys who I'm not dating.
So I just put their dick in my mouth
and let them come down my throat.
Like, bro, shut up!
And then when he fell asleep, I bought a bed,
and I just ate a banana, and I was just
staring at the window.
I was dissociating.
I think I was just dissociating.
And I'm like, what the fuck happened?
What just happened?
And then in the morning, I barely slept that night.
Then in the morning, he didn't really want to talk about it.
And I was just trying to open it up and talk to him
about what happened.
And then we were going to talk about it later or something.
I don't know.
But then pushes me onto the bed.
But then pushes me onto the bed from the hut.
And we end up having sex.
And I get up, man.
What are you talking about in this car?
Oh, you had a hug from a hug.
You get pushed on it like there's
No details in between it.
I don't think he did it.
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't have it in me to tell him to stop.
So I just let it happen.
And while this was happening while we were doing it,
I always wear protection and I only see the people I'm in relationship with.
with so I'm not used to one night stands or anything like that but we were
not using protection and I'm wingly hard of hearing if you guys don't know
already but in the heat of the moment he asked me if it was safe and I didn't
hear him but I just said mm-hmm
there is something seriously wrong with this world
So, you gave him a head the night before, the next morning you hugged, he pushed you
onto the bed, asked if it was safe, you said, mm-hmm, gave him consent, and then you guys
had sex and now you want to come out all this time later and act like it's some like
traumatizing story and the main problem is that that what that he the main
subject is that he finished inside of her hey it ain't a crime to be a freak
And she said he finished inside of me and then that was it and then but I just said mm-hmm and
he finished inside of me and then that was it and then
We just laid there for a little bit and then I brought it up I asked him I
asked him
straight up
When was your last relationship and do you sleep around often like is this normal for you because I told him straight up
I do not date with people. I do not sleep with people. I do not date.
You just did!
I do not sleep with people that I do not date.
You just did!
People that I do not date, that is just a moral of mine.
I find it very intimate with whoever.
So, and I don't actually have, I've only slept with ever, I've only ever slept with three people.
Well, four now. But I've only been in three relationships.
Um, so it was very new to me.
I never had a one day standard or anything like that.
So I asked him, I'm like, you, is this normal for you?
Like, do you sleep around a lot?
And he said, no, I just, he would be around the bush the whole time that I was
asking these questions.
By the way, I'm like, then why did you sleep with me?
And he said, oh, I just, you know, giving me really half ass answers, you know,
like, oh, I just, you know, I'm knowing for a while and I know you're
very sweet and, you know, you look nice.
And then I asked him this question and, and I said, when was your last
relationship. And he said three years ago. So in my head, it's crazy to that's why I
feel so blindsided and backstabbed because I asked these questions. Listen, bro, I like
People make mistakes in life and that's okay. That's normal. We are humans. We are all human
beings. We make mistakes. We do things that we don't want to do. We do things that we
regret after time, but you cannot make a decision to, to, to be with someone and get with someone.
And then just because you regret doing it, try to come out and make it some traumatizing
story.
You're about to get clipped crazy.
I don't care anymore.
I can't click crazy no matter what I say.
I said you shouldn't hit women and I got clipped crazy
and people were upset.
I don't care anymore, bro.
I was gonna say what I think.
Just because you regret doing something
and you made that mistake in the past
and you wish you didn't do it doesn't mean
you can come out and make it seem
like you got sexually assaulted.
That's not how that works.
like this whole like like traumatizing story like
Lacey gets one guy to reads it for no reason then gets mad and yaps for ten
minutes straight
cap
like that's like that's like the equivalent thank you ever to send that
chat that's like the equivalent to me putting 20k on the Lakers to win a
game and then they lose and then I like wait a week and I come out saying I was
like forced to put money on the game by the by the sportsbook like no bro and I
try to get a refund I call my bank like you made a mistake free pen and
Jerry's Ice Cream Wham!
Oh my god, they're late.
Dude that made this? What is this?
I'm sorry, but if you have quite the lines, the shape of your eyebrows,
you're dead.
And even if you have a girlfriend, you're still thinking about becoming gay that day.
And I'm not gonna lie, if you are a 55 year old man with grey hairs on your chin and your
head and you're analyzing the looks of other men that are in their 20s, you're also gay.
You should probably focus on your family if you have one.
your wife, maybe your kids, and not analyze the slit in my eyebrow.
You got a lot more stuff to worry about, bro.
You got maybe 30 more years on this earth.
Retirement checks about to start coming through, maybe get a little beach house.
So, you know, let's focus on the years you got left, because it's not many, okay?
What is this?
No, no, no.
I mean, they're out and down.
Barcelona?
Oh my God, Barcelona lost.
Wait rums. Does this still hit though because I had Barcelona money line
Okay bet
No chat this isn't how soccer works apparently in soccer and like overlaps from the game before some shit
So that they're out right
Damn.
Oh shit, hold on.
Go to...
What is that?
What is that?
Let me see how far this is.
Hold on, shall we go IRL?
Oh, I'm not far at all.
time you wanna, what time you wanna meet there. Wait is London dangerous? Like what the fuck
What is a Leachester City? Leachester Square?
React to this.
So that's he actually walked in on YBG and his girl?
Who fuckin' here?
Who fuckin'-
NOOOO!
YOOOOO!
Why did you just get it down and dirty?
Who fuckin'-
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm not gonna lie though. We've all been here, bro
Like we've all been in that situation at a party about
10 15 shots deep
Going to room with your girl get a little busy real quick go back out to the party and keep party
You know I'm saying like we've all been there before
YBG I understand my brother. It's all good. It's all good. I mean
Just sucks that
Damn, so once he really walked in, he said who's fucking in here, though?
Who's fucking here?
React to this. Well, y'all just keep sending me shit to react to.
I'm gonna say bet bet. I'ma leave soon. You didn't even send me anything
Did you max your ads today? No, I'm running the same amount of ads I always run I don't you guys realize
I don't run a lot of ads right
For some reason, nothing's loading on my computer.
I'm going to Twitter down.
Is Twitter down?
Mine's bugging.
I'm going to pay for people to curse you
after what you did for my beautiful club.
Yo, I did not do anything to your beautiful club.
I bet on Barcelona to win and they won.
It's not my fault they're not good enough to fucking come back.
Yeah, Twitter's down.
That's IRL.
We in London. IRL in the city.
Where the mandem at? Where the mandem at?
Chad, what's the man, Dem?
All right, Chad, while Drew switches to IRL, do I have permission to go take a pee?
Yes or no?
No.
Too bad.
Alright, let's do it over or under right now, prediction.
How many over or under 10 do I get asked, where's Marlin tonight?
Run the predic right now in the chat.
Chat, I'm going to go take a quick little tickle-tickle, okay?
Is there a bathroom up here only downstairs?
Um, downstairs.
Okay.
Chat, I'll be right back.
I'm going to pee.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Stop being a sissy.
Hold on a second. It's gonna go black. Cute.
Everyone said wait.
Are you back?
Is that already back?
What?
What?
Why?
Why?
Why?
I thought you were pee.
I thought you were pee.
Wait, so it's still black?
Oh, it's on the cover.
Oh.
Jack!
Can you guys see me?
Hello.
Hello. Welcome to my TED Talk. Today, I'll be telling you guys the difference between
being in shape and being out of shape. Son just did a coke break. Your shoes? Yes. I did
and not do a Coke break chat.
Where am I calling Uber to bring you're in trouble?
Oh, to Uber?
Call to Uber to lesion square.
Surely there's not any street diapers in the chat, right?
Uber.
Guys, okay, do you guys say it as a joke,
or do you think I actually do Coke?
R.N. is coming.
Wait, is that Jason Stocker?
Bro, R.N. is not pulling up all the dude.
I got to mend them with me.
Wait.
Huh?
Where?
Legion, not Legion, Legion, L-E-S-I-O-N, Legion Square.
He said it's like the main part of London.
Chat, who in this chat, type me in this chat
if you're from London, if you live in London.
Here it is, Leachester Square.
Is that it?
Yeah, I'm talking London right now.
Wait, oh
It is called Lee Chester Square
L. E. I Chester Square Lee Chester Square is where we're going
So chat what compare Lee Chester Square to something in LA is Lee Chester Square like the is it like
Prove is it like Hollywood Boulevard? Is it like Beverly Hills? Is it like rodeo? What is it?
Let's just come back again.
It's not Leicester Square.
Leicester Square?
That is retarded.
It's called Leechester Square.
Uber is here in one minute.
One minute, I will say is there is crazy Uber's here.
I don't know if it's a location we're in, but Uber's spotted in like seconds here.
It is not Leicester Square, it's spelled E-L-E-I-C-E-S-T-R, Lee Chester.
It's not active like that.
Wait, so where we're going is not active?
Also, to all my clippers in the chat, I do have a small, actually it's really
Not a small announcement at all. It's a big announcement. It's all my clippers in a chat to all my people
Out there who do clip for me
Starting next month. I will officially have a
$20,000 clipping per month for all of you guys
Thanks to you know the deal that I did sign
I'm gonna allocate some of that to make sure my clippers and people who post clips to me are paid what are paid
Very good, so you can earn up to $20,000 a month now clipping for me starting next month
So Mods found the clipping discord for anybody who want to post clips for me that starts next month
So get your pages running now get them going now
and
Yeah, Twitter. Yeah, it's for it's for tiktok Twitter
IG reels and YouTube all that clipping so a
Month yes a month bro. It's insane. I'm very very fortunate to be able to
to do that. Wait, do you know what it is? Keyset? Is that on your desk? Wait, what am I doing
with this? Just roll it up. Roll it up? No, roll up a wire. Like roll it, okay. Bro,
no, it doesn't need to be that tight. Okay. You said roll it up. Watch, watch, bro, here.
I got it see are you doing IRL tonight brother I'm out of go IRL right now
Yeah, thank you.
Wait, come here?
Are you ready?
Uh, that's a tie-up.
Yeah, uh, we should be here.
Wait, what is this?
We have a live view of the outside?
We have cams.
Live cams.
Wait, we did have live cams.
It's sick.
Okay, cool.
All right, let's go.
Oh, I just did well.
No, no.
I gotta get my shoes.
I've arrived.
Okay.
Oh.
I just know the chat's gonna make fun of how I'm walking the whole day.
Leave the chrome behind.
Wait.
Is London that dangerous?
Should I not wear jewelry?
Actually I'm not going to lie, we do have a lot of attention pointing at us.
What's that about, so?
All right, sit here.
Because I don't know if she's sleeping or not.
Oh, she is.
Oh, she's asleep.
Okay.
So I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
Okay, so just make sure to be quiet and not like make any noise, like don't like be too loud.
I don't want to wake you up.
Fire.
FIRE!
Sorry.
I'm leaving my crime scene here too.
Come here, I'll do it.
A store?
I need snacks.
I'll stop and get you snacks on my way back, okay?
No.
What kind of snacks do you want?
Wait, so are you going to be up all night?
No.
I think I'm sleeping.
Chad, if Darla's been sleeping since, since like...
No, I woke up for like three hours at nine.
At nine?
Yeah.
What time is it right now?
Ten.
So you've been awake for an hour?
No.
I'm sorry about that.
What?
Yeah, she's going to be awake all night.
I'm not.
Oh, no.
I guess we're going to have to have sex all night.
Come on.
Wait, is it a little chilly out there, little nipoli?
A little bit.
Yeah, but we can't cancel on this.
Please remember to stop at the start.
Also, the pizza was so interesting.
Was it good?
No.
Huh. Told you.
It tastes like kind of like carbonara with pizza sauce on it.
Alright, listen.
I'll be back. I'll be back in a little bit.
I know, and I know you're probably gonna miss me a lot.
Just imagine that pillows me. I know you're probably sitting there thinking. No, I don't want him to leave
God, I just wish I could just feel his body on mine
What?
I hope someone jerks you for your jacket.
No one's real. If someone wants to try to take this chrome off my body,
they don't have to jerk me off.
Right, you know they don't play around here. Instead of you like taking it off
They'll just fucking cut your neck off and rip it off.
No, they won't.
They will.
Now we have to walk down 15 flights of stairs.
Oh, Jason, that's a good idea.
Yeah, I have an announcement that we want to make
Let's go the uber's gonna we me me and Jason
Me and Jason are gonna be hosting a ps5 giveaway in the middle of London
I
Think it's by three
Yo
We in London turning up another night
I think you can't see him what
Dude, we're in the middle of the man damn. What do you mean he canceled?
This way he's an embolued BMW
Yeah, why did you put it up right away?
Because you walked out and started talking like you were on camera.
So you're blaming me for this?
No, I'm just...
You walked outside and were like, oh, we're in London, sorry, just assumed you wanted
me to point it out.
Right here, then.
Oh, it's a little pub!
Should we go into the pub?
Yeah.
Oh, it's a little pub.
Should we go into the pub?
We have an Uber, so are we canceling the Uber then?
Hello, sir.
Yes.
For Drew?
Yep.
Yep, yep, yep.
We're going to Leachester Square.
Yes, Leachester Square.
It's not a fake chrome.
I don't wear fake chrome on my body.
Sir what does my accent sound like to you?
Accent.
Is it good?
I have a good accent?
someone said that my American accent sounds like a little like a little a
little gay would you agree okay
It's a nice accent, so let's do this.
Someone told me that.
I don't remember. It was at the airport.
I was doing a London accent.
And I talked, and so was my American accent sounded gay.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Is UK and have fuck see it's a lot more UK people
But why it's not that early in the states
Is it not like 12 o'clock?
I don't know.
It's like 12, 3 o'clock.
It's a lot more EU people.
We are lying.
Wait.
Oh, it's like prime time for everybody
That actually makes sense
Wait, so this is the perfect time to stream that every day is like
What time is it in Germany?
Just a long ass pull, wait the pull's still going.
Yo, mods, you didn't need to make a five minute pull.
See, like, look, no one's outside on the block.
Like, where's the mandem?
Where is the mandem?
What's the mandem?
Hey, Grock, I'm in London for the first time.
I was wondering, is London dangerous?
Yeah.
London's a chaotic fucking beast.
Knife crime's real, especially in some boroughs, but you're not gonna get shanked walking
around Piccadilly Circus like a dumb tourist.
Keep your what's about you after dark and dodgy spots
like parts of Hackney or Brixton.
Don't flash your iPhone like a cunt and you'll be grand.
Okay, what about the Leachester Square?
Let's set up some bed.
Oh.
It's a fucking tourist trap on steroids, mate.
Daylight crowded as a whorehouse on payday.
Pickpockets everywhere.
Phones vanishing like magic.
Nighttime even worse drunks dodgy cunts and yeah, there was a proper mental stabbing of a little girl there last year by some psycho
That from the person is off the charts like 500 plus per thousand people within year
Please we want to hear her sketch
Wait ask about if we'll be fine with our camera and CVU back
Do you think I'll be safe with my
$30,000 backpack $7,000 camera and $20,000 worth of jewelry on me
Fuck no you absolute mad lad straighting through Lester Square with the $30,000 backpack
$7,000 camera dangling like a big shiny cock in $20,000 and bling that's not too much
That's please rob me daddy
I can't tell if she's exaggerating or being for real
I'm here
Like what is Brock saying?
Sin us here too. Oh we're going down alley
or parking area.
It's a good thing we're live streaming.
I'm just kidding, Grock. I have no jewelry on me and no money. Thank you so much. Hope
Hope you have a good day mate.
Yeah, you too, mate.
You guys make use of the video, don't you?
Yeah.
Oh, what'd you say, sir?
Check everything, go good?
Yeah, sure.
Thank you.
Thank you, mate.
Oh wow, it's very active.
Must be, must be a night, huh, fellas?
Oh God, they're looking at me like,
I'm just some dumb American.
I'm just some Dell American, aren't I?
Okay.
I'm just a loud ass American.
Loud fat American.
Woo!
like the ride, smooth ride.
Oh, you're that point.
Holy shit, what is that, please?
I think Romeo and Juliet.
I think it's a play.
Someone's FaceTiming, but I don't know who it is.
Yo, I'm live.
I don't want to leak your number.
Hold on.
I'll check first.
Bro, how do I save numbers in WhatsApp?
have no idea how to do it okay please don't use you can use I don't know how
to save numbers yeah no I had to download it today
I
Leaks his number
I didn't I didn't have your number saved that it popped up
Now I think they're trolling I don't think I did are you getting calls are you getting calls?
Okay, then I think they're trolling
No, I didn't leave you. Don't worry. I didn't leak it. If I did, I'll let you jerk me off.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow morning. All right, I'll see you tomorrow. All right.
WDG
What is this
Maybe turn the light off just you know, it's a little like I don't know
I just feel like we're in the middle of like the street is shit
Everybody's gonna do no life for now. Is this a play?
What's up, man, how you doing brother?
Yeah, I have a question. Where are we at right now? We are London. Is this like a dangerous area?
No
You guys see the play yeah, was it good? Yeah, I'm going in right now to watch the second one. Oh, sorry
Yeah, picture on my friend. Yeah, let's do it
Say cheers cheers
You seem like you'll be honest right what is my American accent sound gay? No, no, I have a good one. Yeah
What are I learning one ready?
Boy, may I would you like some beans and toast?
No, that's good, good.
Good? Okay, cool. Let's get a flick.
Oh, yeah.
You gotta be so tall.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Cheers, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Only mobbed.
Excuse me, mate.
I gotta blend in.
you
you
you
you
you
you
This is your shop well if I'm in your shop, why are you calling me on a phone to tell me
What?
What do you mean get out?
I'm a customer.
Is this the owner?
We said I'm in a shop
They just knew the place and they're so streaming I think yes yes yes pretty close
I'm gonna take away I'm gonna take away and get out of here. I'll be out of your hair. I
Gotta hurry
Where?
Right here.
What's this?
Oh, I read it.
Oh, I was looking at the feed.
No, no.
You said we're going to Nando's.
Yeah, Nando's the only good thing about this.
What?
It's 10 o'clock.
No.
They're closed?
I haven't got enough of these.
10 o'clock.
You can't go to Nando's without a knife?
No, no.
You can't go to Nando's without a 10 o'clock.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, it comes with a little straw?
Yeah.
Animal or not?
Animal.
I gotta take this one on.
Wait, Nando's is closed?
What's Nando's?
Nando's.
Thank you.
Twitch.
Where you from, brother?
I'm from Miami.
What's your name?
Shalom.
Shalom, brother.
Shalom.
No, no, I'm not that far.
I'm not the other one.
This guy, this guy, hey, listen, there's a pretty good audience tonight, but don't worry about it.
There's what? Don't worry about it.
All right, we need to have a serious conversation here, Max. Max, bro.
Hey, David. Nice to meet you, bro.
Appreciate you. Do appreciate you. Is it dangerous at these parts?
No.
Bro, this is the safest place you can be in, bro.
Oh, thank God. Okay, thank God.
Yeah, bro, you're good. You're good. When you touch the other side of that, we're gonna save you.
I'm not taking the brick.
I'm not taking the brick.
I'm not taking the brick.
You're not taking the brick.
You don't take your bricks. That's not the same space as you can go bro.
Yeah, I was looking at it. It looked sweet as hell over there.
They got cucked. It's very, it's very nice and bricks.
That's what they've been saying.
That's what you should go with.
Brickson, I might spend the night there.
You look 24 hour, Brickson.
You should do not as well. Why not?
I like, I like the Nike tech or the Jordan tech.
Oh, they're doing it. I appreciate it, bro.
Hey, bro, just sign, sign that.
I was gonna go.
Why are you wearing crocs on me?
I was gonna go Jim right let me get now I'm a rapper
I'm a rapper. Why? Cause he's black. No no no yes headphones on. Nooo. I'm a rapper bro.
I'm just a rapper. Do I rap? No I've never tried. I rap a little bit. I can be like piano and stuff.
It's a cool stuff. I do that sick. I do like acting and stuff. Okay let's do
scenario right now.
Y'all part of it.
Still his Rolex and stuff.
Oh, what?
You seem like a scene to Max.
Ah, come on, come on, come on.
You want me to smoke up here?
I'm with him, so now I'll...
You with me?
You with me?
Okay, then.
Hey, nice to meet you, sir.
Are you there? Oh that's a watch?
No that's kind of nice
He ain't no time it is? Oh it's Rolex, he ain't no time it is?
It's a Rolex
It's a Rolex? Yeah
It's like, what's this gold Rolex?
We're looking for
It's looking at the Rolex, Rolex, Rolex
I tried to touch my arm
It's a calm Rolex, everything's alright, we're tossing it
Yeah, are we?
So like what type of Rolex is this?
Oh it's a golden D
Okay first, number one rule
No, it's calm, but the thing is, it's not really a GM.
You know them guys are that touch group, you know what I'm saying?
Why did you start growling?
I was like to my angry voice.
That's your angry voice?
So like, get mad at me right now.
I want you to do it.
I call you now.
I'm sorry, I don't want you to run anymore.
What that?
Yo!
Yo!
Yeah, yeah, hey, what's up stream what's good? What's good? How you guys doing you guys?
No, I'm from the US. I'm coming to see the
Actually, so you exactly a year ago really right here. Oh my god. See that's what
It's like when the corner over there from Scotland. Yeah, I got sick-ass kangaroos out there and there is
is that not scarlet
how y'all doing man
don't be a pussy
chat's not neon bro
yo
why does everyone say that bro
why does everyone say that
it's not neon chat
neon called me the guy from ice spy
at twitchcon i met neon at twitchcon
he said
no no no
no ice spy
I don't know who Ice Spice is.
Brother, you never see Ice Spice.
I see Ice Spice.
No!
There you go.
I thought she said it.
I didn't do that.
I got a Harito.
Those are gas.
Yeah, my first time trying it.
I could tell you like that.
You got to stay on point.
I didn't get scared.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, guys.
Thanks for your match.
You
What is there like a spot to go to or somewhere we go there's a reason I go to you guys
Yeah, why are they following us? Are they gonna rob me?
Hey guys, I don't have any jewelry on me. I have nothing on me
Okay, this fake chrome, too
That's that right there. Oh my god, hold on this year
Oh my god, that's the best of those way
D. Yeah, I got I have that now while we're gonna go is we're gonna go to the main city of this squad
By the way, what is this? What did you see?
Leechester because that was it's a Leechester Square. It's where we're at. You let me know where you do, man
What do you think for me to go in there?
Another universe is crazy!
Another universe is insane!
That's the worst speed response you can get!
Another break?
She said, another universe!
Where are you from?
I'm from Brixton.
What English are you speaking?
I speak every language.
You speak every language?
Yeah, I do.
Alright, speak Japanese.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay, speak, speak Italian. How about you speak Somali? Somali?
Somali. Somali is nothing. I can speak Somali. Okay, it's Somali.
Somali. Yes, Somali. Okay. Somali. I can say... what is it?
Futuin. Futuin. What does that mean? Is that bad?
No, it's good.
I got cranks.
What's that?
Hi, man.
Can I just say hi?
Yeah, of course, man.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, I like the tie.
Thank you very much.
I know exactly where you're from.
Where I'm from.
Fucking Harry Potter.
Yes.
Itty.
With house.
Which house do you think I have?
The G1.
I have no idea.
I've never watched Harry Potter.
Me either.
I've never watched it.
Yeah, I am.
Where do you think I'm from?
I'm from Italy.
You're from Italy?
He's from Somalia.
I'm from Italy.
I'm from Italy.
I'm from Italy.
oh forget okay no no no that's not your friend or no yeah yeah no I have
no idea so I'm from Italy yeah what you get what do you think I'm from
Italy well you're actually from Italy yeah I'm actually from Italy Spain no
no Italy Italy Italy as in Rome no you live in the course not in the
course you mother think we can leave you can live in the Colosseum well you
You can try, you can try, I think.
In Italy, I'd say you're probably from,
probably Spain, Italy.
Spain, Italy?
Yeah, Spain, Italy.
That's kind of close, kind of close, kind of close.
I would have said more France, Italy,
but it's mostly the same, mostly the same.
Oh, you're from Rome?
Yeah.
That's sick.
Yeah, okay, you wanna know a saying
that I always go around saying, telling everybody?
Yeah.
Listen, I'm gonna take you, I'm gonna take,
I want you guys to just really think about
what I'm saying right now.
All right.
We have to treat our bodies like a temple.
time and time and time we have to just spend getting healthy, bettering ourselves and treat
our bodies like a temple and Italy wasn't built in a day.
Facts.
And you know what, you know what they say, right?
Come on.
Come on, man.
It's facts.
It's not about Italy.
They say Rome wasn't built in a day.
Yes, but where's Rome?
Come on, man.
Where is Rome?
Tell me.
I would say in the world.
What is Rome in?
In the world.
In the world.
What country is Rome in?
Yes, Italy, but...
Okay, now that's not a good one.
Okay, that's a connection that you want to make.
Pleasure to meet you, sir.
Pleasure to meet you, too. Have a nice night.
I suppose there's a country inside Italy that you can see.
And also San Marino.
San Marino.
Yeah.
Wow.
Well...
You know what you're talking about, Max?
Oh, big fun.
Thank you, thank you, guys.
They're gone.
My camera's broke out in a minute, so just like...
Bear with me. Bear with me.
It's not... I'll go with this one.
It's black.
No, just take it.
It's black.
Just trust me.
It takes a vote. Just trust me.
Just smile, man.
It's not racially modulated.
It's really black.
Where are you guys from?
I'm local. Country.
Country. Origin, China.
OK, how do I say...
You look really sexy and I wear it.
Normally people pay me to say that.
Why do people even know how to say that?
I'm going to China tomorrow
You're going to China tomorrow?
Yes, I'm going to Beijing
Say Walaohi
I can't say Walaohi right now
Oh, sir
Yes, sir
So how do I say that?
Right, repeat it
You look so sexy, I want to...
You grow fast
I really want to be a fool
I really want to be a fool
Yeah, you have to answer that
The last question
I really want to be a fool
I really want to be a fool
Yeah
There you go, there you go
He may be inside now
OK, make him say that
OK, how do I say...
You're from the States, right?
Yeah, I'm from the States
How do I say I want to fuck that ass?
How do I say it?
I want to fuck that ass
I want to fuck that fat ass
How do I say that?
Fast, fast
So B is like a multiple...
Like, you can use it in multiple contexts, yeah?
OK
So it's the same with D
So
ๆ็ไปๅๆฏๅB
What? He must a sugar B
I'm a real sugar bee
I'm a real sugar bee
I'm a real sugar bee
I'm a real sugar bee
I'm a real sugar bee
Thank you
Say hello
I can take it
I'm a real sugar bee
Which one?
In the middle
Are you sure? Thank you
3, 2, 1
Washintama Shugabe
Washintama Shugabe
In the custom
OK, OK, OK
So what am I saying?
Washintama Shugabe
Wait
Why is he panicking?
Washintama Shugabe
Washintama Shugabe
Go save it for the girls.
Yeah.
I need to find a Chinese guy.
So let's go Chinatown.
Chinatown is a little guy in China.
Let's meet you guys.
Let's go Chinatown.
Let's go Chinatown.
Washington.
Washington.
Washington.
Oh, it's your birthday?
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
28! 28! Wow!
Thank you bro!
I would have said I'd tell you one!
Yo!
Yo! Longest-term to Kevin!
Yo, we have to go to Craigs!
London McDonald's!
Bro, American McDonald's is bad.
I've had American McDonald's.
Wait, wait, they gotta have like secret menu items at London, no?
No, do you want to find out like well listen it might not be the best you might want to try out greats. What is Greg's?
Like already say much what is Greg's I'll find out
Okay, fuck around find out Greg's watch it. I'm a sugar bee
Ah
Yeah, what is great there's been greats
I know
Okay, I have my whatever you get you have to finish out what it's on the after I have to finish it
Factory
Yeah, I see that
Nice to meet you Marlon.
I stream as well.
Oh cool.
It's fine now.
Hey congratulations bro.
Thank you bro.
Since when are you London?
Since when have you been in London?
Since when I've been in London.
What?
I've been in London for a couple of days.
I've been in London for a couple of days.
Oh shit.
I've been to Washington B.
Washington B.
What the heck was that?
Washington B.
Washington B.
Washington B.
Washington was, what the heck was that?
Washington B.
I can't talk myself out, I'm sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, follow me, DSGTV. New up coming to Tino Streamer.
We'll follow him, the Tino Streamer.
Tino, I'll show you something.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, right there.
Wait, you got Lego World 2?
Yo, this is the best place on Earth.
Oh, you're so cool.
You got a picture?
Yeah, of course, brother.
Are you streaming right now?
No.
Oh, shit.
Are you okay?
I'm just laughing.
Are you pro-itchy?
No, I just...
That's how I laugh.
Oh, okay.
Take a camera.
Alright, nice to meet you.
I need you, man.
Have a good one, mother.
I want to go to Lego World.
I want to go to Lego World.
No, open it up.
But Eminem's World is open.
No, it's not.
It's not as much as shit, though.
I don't know.
We have the backpack.
We're good.
I just tried to find a excuse.
You don't want to go to Eminem World?
Right.
I've been in there.
We don't have to eat anything,
sometimes you can just admire and look around.
OK, I'll see you there.
It smells good in here, though.
Yo!
It smells like chocolatey goodness.
It's like really walkie-talkie.
This smells amazing.
Holy shit, what are these?
Little baby M&Ms.
Hey.
I do music.
Max.
Hi there, man.
How you doing?
I'm good.
Bye.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, my god.
I know you.
I do know you.
From where?
I know you
What's up, what's up, what's that I remember you
You remember me from what?
Two years ago.
My name? Marlon.
That's not Marlon.
That's not Marlon.
Stop mugging them.
I'm not you.
How long you in town for?
In town for a week.
How about you live?
I live in Brixton.
No you didn't.
from Brixton. Okay, uh, we go rob your ass and kill you, motherfucker.
Let me hear it. We go rob your ass and we go kill you, motherfucker.
We go take that chain and we go suck on your dick.
Whoa! We go suck on the dick. Go make it? No, no, no, no.
Oh, what are you, you can freeze the whole thing.
Baby, look, look, look, look, look. You can't bat, you're not better than me.
We are ready to be the after-gift.
Oh, that's okay. What are we gonna now?
Oh
I fit the description
Both the audio back
Okay, calm it down, calm it down, calm it down.
Three, two, one!
Okay, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Safe, safe.
You said okay, how much?
I can definitely do one.
If you're going to do it.
Do it outside, do it outside, do it outside.
I'm a runner, I'm a runner.
Can I run?
Sure, I'll answer.
LAUGHTER
Now, how about you go and do a round off?
Round off, yeah, cool. Say nice, say nice.
Round off.
Round off and then we're on the lofty.
A round off.
It's a round off.
Round off and then set back.
CAB! Y'all cannot do this!
Are you sure you can do this?
You got this Max! You got this Max!
OK!
That's not serious.
That's not serious.
You're next.
Oh, I was waiting for him to do it.
He's a handsome, handsome, handsome.
Listen, imagine a few days where I can't get hurt.
You know what I'm saying?
No injuries under that 20-cell camera gear.
I press up.
What? I press up.
Push up, push up.
Push up, bro.
Now you guys want to swim with me.
What do you want to swim with me?
I'm done. I'm fully done.
We're f**king...
No, I don't think so.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I can't even use my arms today, Chris.
I can't use... I can't use...
I can't use food to work our jaws out.
Nice to meet you fellas.
Bye, bye.
Let's do it.
Run and watch.
If you win...
Dude, I don't do the push-up phase. That's not me.
Bro, just keep up.
Bro, just keep up.
Just keep up.
What is that?
Don't try to run!
I'm off, I'm off.
But that's real what is it?
I never felt you came on a calculate
Come on, two feet right in our room
We shall flip for it
So what, heads up and this just tells you
It's all found here
I'll flip you cool
I'll flip you cool, yeah?
Ready?
Ready, yeah?
What are you guys doing?
Flipping 50 pounds
I'll sweep a coin heads or toes.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go head.
Ready?
I'm gonna head.
That's toes.
That's toes, bro. Look.
That's toes. We do it, we do it.
Ah, bro. You gotta ride the big, big squids.
Oh, I'm gonna ride. Yeah, use low.
Go!
Oh shit.
What is this?
I've never heard of Rex.
Oh, it's like Tim Horeans.
Sorry?
Oh, we can just cut it out.
Yeah, we'll just cut it out.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm gonna go to the coffee table now wherever I go
I was worried
You have time to Christmas with Nanny's
What?
What?
Christmas with Nanny's?
This?
Tumor.
This is a UK set.
How can I get this?
Just buy me a cheese and onion.
Just buy me a cheese and onion please.
Cheese and onion?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Who's that?
It's me.
That's you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I think it's close to crew policy.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't worry.
I'll put it on the table.
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
This is going to love it.
I'll put it on the table.
I'll put it on the table.
I'll put it on the table.
I'll put it on the table.
I'll put it on the table.
Oh, just this.
Just this is fine.
And this is my beverage?
Yeah.
Can you get a picture of me?
Er, what did she say?
Can I get an ice latte?
Yes please.
Sorry.
It's my real one.
That's gone.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
You're welcome.
Thank you mate.
That's what we're telling you.
You're getting up.
Is this a...
No, it's not.
Is this, is this like, is this a new game to me?
Oh shit!
Fuck!
Oh shit!
Fuck!
Yo!
Oh my dude!
Oh my, I think we should...
Yeah, of course man!
Oh shit man!
Y'all be eatin' these crisps a lot?
Okay, cool!
Yo, I was the best time I met like,
Oh my god!
This is...
It's not at all!
Right!
Oh shit!
Let's put the seats in, guys.
Let's try this view.
Okay, we're going to try that.
It's fine.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, fine.
So, I'm really confused on this one.
So this is considered chat for all the who live in UK in a chat do y'all
actually eat this shit? What's up man? Yes sir?
Great looking fella. You're a great looking fella.
I'm sorry I'm starting a midfield.
This weekend sorry midfield. Yeah, you want to go a picture? Yeah, you're done. You're gonna get in it
Thank you so much, of course. I salute you guys
Okay, so you're telling me this is a popular UK snack
You're gonna like this okay, trust me. Yes. I trust you. I do promise. Yeah
So it's all my people from the UK out here
Um, you know, I have to show love and try your guy's snacks
Before he craigs you have to see I'm that notes. I'm that notes. What do I say? I'm that nonce. I'm that nonce
I'm that nonce
It's kind of show reflected. It's a thing. I'm that nonce. I'm that nonce
Okay
Huh?
Pismala.
Pismala.
Pismala.
Pismala.
Bis, bis, bis, bis.
Pismala.
Pismala.
Are you a fan of it?
Okay, quit.
It's a great culture.
Great culture.
I'm a nonce.
I'm, I'm, what do I, what is it?
I'm a nonce.
I'm a nonce.
You want that shit?
I agree, I agree.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
It's alright, it's alright.
So y'all eat chili chips with mayonnaise?
Oh my goodness, my goodness!
I try this too. This one's a, I'm that j-
For this trick, I'm that jerk man, I'm that jerk man. Let me go take one sip.
I'm that joke? I'm that jerk man, I'm that jerk man.
I'm that joke man. No, I'm that joke man, I'm that joke man.
I'm that joke man, I'm that joke man.
What the fuck?
That's how we're headed this way, right?
Randomly see a doctor in London!
It's, uh, Greggs.
That was so fucking good.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Penny.
Okay, what is this?
Is it cheese and onion in mayonnaise?
Bismillah.
Bismillah.
I wouldn't think about seeking action.
Okay, okay.
I'm done now, say I'm done now.
I'm done now. I'm done now.
I'm done now. I'm done now.
Where's your drink?
Where's your drink?
It's right here.
Alright now you want to end it off with a chip.
Now I'm going to do something that you might not believe.
Now last one. This one is called delicacy.
It's just fire.
How about this?
This is good.
That's not a drink. That's like a shot.
You ready?
No! I needed this!
Why did you just grow out?
I'm already 15.
Does anybody want these? These are trash.
Okay, valid.
Yeah, you can have it.
Let me try it.
God.
He's trolling?
No, I'm going to Sananda.
They're saying get a sausage roll.
Oh my god, yes.
No, no, no, no, no.
We have to go back into Gray.
I don't want to go to Gray's ever again.
Do you want to go to the woods?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh my god, let me take the high five.
So, I'm right, man.
Can I get a pick?
Yeah, of course.
Go take a pick.
You can take a pick.
Open up the roll.
No, it's OK.
So, come on out there you go.
That's okay.
Nice to meet you bro, have a good one.
Have a good day.
I want to get actual food. I want to try something good that's known in London.
Can we say Max Barbra?
I'm good bro.
You know me from where?
From where bro?
Wait, he's...
No, I don't know what that is.
No, just say it.
No, he looks...
What do you think?
Tell me then.
No, he looks like um...
No, not Yousif.
Never mind, I'm tripping.
They're ass, right?
Yo, can we get some real food?
Alright.
Alright, you know what'll come.
More of this?
More of this?
Oh, more of these, bro.
Molly?
Molly?
You don't want to go to South London for that.
You don't want to go to South London.
I'm telling you, I'm letting you know now.
Okay.
You don't want to go to South London.
Alright, cool.
We'll go this way.
I want to try something that's London food, but that's not whatever the fuck that was.
Mayonnaise and Thai chili chips?
Are you serious, London?
What are you all eating?
That's shit fireball.
Bro, you know what?
She did it for the story.
Yeah.
What's up, bro?
My guy.
Tell me a story.
Hey.
Tell me a story.
Hey!
Na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
What's my name?
What's my name?
There's a casino!
What?
I've come for one.
My type.
Like what is Slim Chicken?
What is Slim Chicken?
No, what is a what is a popular London spot? I had this place. It's like
Go to Leb Griller say all right
We're not going 20-minute drive yet not happening
Are you doing man
Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, we're live right now.
Oh, that's crazy.
Wait.
Yeah, of course.
Very nice meeting you. Take care.
Thank you so much. Good luck in the charity match.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you, bro. Have a good one.
Good review of my business, bro.
Your business? Okay.
I hope you're from one click. It's called social.ai.
Really? And you can post up to 15 plus social media platforms.
Wow. Really? Yeah man.
It's like a button is post everywhere.
So someone that clips your content, so social media packages.
They can just schedule your post 100 days in advance.
It's called Social AI man. What do you think?
Very cool, very cool. Yeah?
Hey, keep it going man.
Shout out to them. Shout out to y'all.
Have a good one bro.
Yeah, I need to find a date.
A date? We can find you a date easily.
I just do it.
We can find you a date. I'm not saying skip.
Skip is crazy.
Are we going are we going near any food spots there's a wind stop no, but I've had we got to be something
I haven't had before woman. What's that?
chicken
Okay, but I was all Chelsea buggers
Excuse to London wouldn't be essential. It wouldn't be instant comedy with like all the biggest
UK McDonald's in
No
What the fuck is a big arch?
What is a big arch?
What is a big arch?
That shit that you Americans have in life.
Why is that a big one?
Yeah man.
Nice to meet you, Rob.
What is a big arch?
Duck in waffle.
Oh.
You know I didn't say that.
Why?
I'll tell you later.
I'll tell you later.
What?
No.
But you know.
Wait, what? I might...
Wait, is that bad?
So bad.
What's wrong with ducking waffle?
I'm confused!
To be fair, do you know what people say?
Do you came from this shit about America?
It's what I've never had duck and waffles
Okay, so do you my honest opinion I don't know if all UK's like this
London just doesn't do it for me, man
Was that the food sucks?
Um, the house is in the Airbnbs. I gotta walk up ten flights of stairs.
Tell me about how you doing?
Um, there's no DoorDash. You gotta download a whole different app.
Uh, the time zone change kills me.
Uh, yeah, I don't know. Like, what is a good part about London?
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
Hi. Here we are.
I want to see if there's anything that isn't on the US menu.
No recording in McDonald's? High class establishment here, huh?
No live, no live.
What are you saying now, you can't come here.
You talk to him.
No, you're kidding me.
No, you're kidding me.
Louder, I can't.
Louder, I can't, bro.
Louder, I can't, bro.
Louder, bro.
Louder, I can't.
My mum's like...
What?
Stop talking like that.
What, bro?
Look at me.
Louder, I can't.
Shut up.
You're fucking good here, bro.
What are you saying?
Louder, I can't.
He said he's going to do the camera.
Yeah, Big Brickston.
He's going to joke to me.
What do you say? What do you say?
He's a louder camberton.
Wait, what does louder camberton mean?
Like, stop throwing.
What's up man, how you doing?
You know my boy Isaac Macho?
I thought you were laughing.
Walla, yeah, he's never...
I told him to follow up with us.
How are you bro?
Great.
You can pull feasible thing.
Oh.
Like the whole box.
Oh, that's the most here.
I like the very first one.
Yeah, the first one.
Yeah, the first one.
Yeah.
And then I was like, yo, what's up?
Yeah.
How are you guys doing?
Doing great.
You liking London?
What's up?
Can I take a picture of you?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah?
You guys are from Germany.
Yeah.
You guys are from Germany?
Yeah.
You guys are from Germany?
Yeah.
All y'all are from Germany?
Yeah.
All right?
That's like...
Excuse me.
Well, I like, with the flight one hour.
That's sick.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you can go to Germany.
You're asking...
You wanted to go to Germany.
Yeah, I wanted to go to Germany.
I love Germany.
I was looking how I'll wait.
Oh.
Let's go.
Awesome.
Okay, alright.
What are you famous for?
What are you famous for?
You're famous too.
You're famous too, you know.
What's your name, man?
I'm...
I'm...
I'm out of chunks.
Oh, my brother.
I'm out of chunks.
I'm out of all man.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, I can't even get big Mac dollars.
I'm out of shit.
I'm out of shit.
I'm out of shit.
I'm out of shit.
We can see with them
As long as you don't want to fucking fight
No
You know
You can have the last one, how about that?
Okay, yeah.
How about this?
Let me play your guitar.
I'm actually a guitarist.
Nah, I would let you touch my guitar.
I don't know what I love it either.
Do you know how to do this, boys?
You guys sing?
Yeah.
How about that?
I'm a guy here a little something like that.
Let's do riff for riff.
Well, I'm eating, brother.
No, no, no, because I can eat and sing.
Oh, uh, that was kind of cool.
Oh, exactly.
Get another one.
Oh, you.
That was kind of cool.
Get it on.
Get with the burger in your mouth.
Give me that two minutes, I'll do it.
If you have a burger and a faggot, I'll do it.
Wait, what?
A faggot faggot.
It's a cigarette.
It's a cigarette, yeah.
A burger and a faggot.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
Okay, I need to digest the bug
Yeah, of course, of course
You can do some runs
Alright
Cause you fucking can
You have fucking provident
You know they call me
They call you
What?
Emron Biba
What's that?
Here's the buzzer
Khan Biba
What's that?
Khan Biba is a singer
Khan Biba is crazy
What, India?
No, no, no, in London
Oh, you mean like Justin Bieber or Khan Biba?
That would make sense if Khan was the first name, but Khan the second name.
Who's screaming?
Oh yeah, we gotta go Tim. We're gonna be back soon.
What's happening?
There's a child.
Yeah.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
The cockaduck!
Oh, fuck!
That's such a dick, man!
He was trying to do it, bro.
That's such a dick, man!
Now, let's go with the gun.
Oh, those are sporting fans?
You don't go to the Arsenal sporting in tomorrow?
I'm going to LA tomorrow.
You're going to China?
No, I'm not going to China.
What's on the table?
See if you can see it.
You can sing, right? I'm trying to use single.
Yeah, I can handle it.
Like what song?
Sing any song, any Justin Bieber song.
Um, okay.
Um...
Hold on. One, two.
One, two, three.
There's gonna be one less lonely girl.
One less lonely girl.
We're back, fellas.
What up?
Alright, let's do this.
Why is your voice so raspy? What have you been doing?
I'm a singer. No, no, no, no, no. It doesn't get raspy like that.
I actually think it's really good. You prove us Asian shit.
Yeah, but why is your voice so raspy? How do you do that?
How do you do what?
You just come out and look here and like, you are the best singer in the world.
I fucking am the best singer in the world.
Let's hear it!
I want to hear it. I want to hear some shit.
Brink that fucking shit.
Always getting a guitar.
We're out of fucking guitar, man.
Oh, he's about to hit the bridge on Brian's.
What?
Where's your order here?
What kind of cereal are you?
I'm just JB's.
I'm just a V.
No, I'm playing you my shit.
I'm talking about vibe.
What type of vibe do you want to have?
R&B, R&B.
R&B.
OK, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Are you ready for this shit, bruh?
Yeah, I'm ready.
I've been ready five hours.
Oh, he's higher. You know, he's got to kill it. He's got to go crazy.
We should cross in the light.
Move it too fast
Slow and steady always wins
It's a big mess
It's a complicated thing again
Jump it!
Did they guide you from the start up to God and I blew it still want to see your face
Still might come back home. Look at the ugly state. I'm in God here on my own
They come back so they come
Come on
shit
Paisley dance
Paisley days brother
Paisley days
Oh hold on
You played it the wrong way
Okay cool
I was trolling all the times
Yeah where's the chair?
I'm not the boyfriend of you
You were playing it the wrong way
You knew what you were doing
One, ready?
One, two, three, go
I need it now
I said, oh I need it now, oh I need it now
You don't sing, you make it shit
Oh I need it now, I'm what they say in me online
Yeah, online, yeah
Okay, okay
You gonna fucking beat me?
I mean, you do better than that.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
He was better than you.
Compete me.
How about this out-of-ramp is wrong if you want to.
Oh, shit.
You can't rap like me. You can't see a guy with a phone like me.
You can't do it. I don't want to do that.
I don't give a fuck about this. I'm in the brosy.
You know what I'm saying?
He's calling you right now. He's calling you right now.
Come on, now the spotlight on.
Shall I take off my glasses?
Can I do just to be my own shit bro?
You got a brand who is just playing your own shit?
You ain't allowed to play other shit?
No I just like playing my own shit.
I fuck with it. I like your bag.
Thanks mate.
Oh you just don't know yeah?
How about it since it's too rap about what I've bought in a beat?
I'm not.
No it looks like a fucking rapper bro.
Yeah you look like a fucking rap popper.
No.
Can you rap with us?
I'm all about melody.
Melody?
I'm actually, I make music a little bit too.
Yeah, what do you make, brother?
Just like some pop songs and stuff.
I was going to sing right now.
You're riffin' to whatever.
Sing right now.
I didn't give you a song to sing, I didn't give you a song to sing.
I was singing Jason Derulo.
Whatcha say?
Whatcha say?
Alright, let's do it.
What's that? What's that?
I bought a UK Droby.
A UK Droby? Okay, there, there.
You gotta turn it up.
Cool.
This is what you guys just do, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Is he paying?
Donations? Yeah, we just had a hundred-dollar donation come through.
Find your arm.
Is that what you love?
Are you a drum solo?
It's a gear.
Give him a lunch.
He has knives on him.
Yeah, he used to rob people
Hey this one's for you right here, man put us on a try you think you play the guitar
He ain't nothing like us, man.
Three, two, one.
He's coming.
Oh, we in London, sitting on the street,
spitting flames all up on his beat.
Told that little bitch come over and suck all on my meat.
Then I pulled off her socks and I
started licking on her feet.
She said, oh, little lay, I'm trying to get that dick tonight.
I said, come here, little mama.
Come here riding like a bike.
I'm going to pass this one off
to my little homie named Max.
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, I'm certain with it.
I got poor frozen, you know that, I'm lit.
I got a batting, she's sucking my dick
and I don't give a fuck, I'm taking the piss.
I'm with Lacey, we don't roll, we don't talk for the Gs
and she's ain't trying better than me, better than us.
I got a batting, see my guy don't flip that,
see I got press on, I hit that.
If my guy pretty know that, I let that batting
and my guy pretty flip that.
I'm with a broski, you know that.
I'm with some more, I mean.
Yo, yo, I'm just an elegant one everyone knows that I'm better than you
You can really do what I do because half of these men can't do what I do
Yeah I'm back with a busking I'm here, yeah I got a bad thing that she on me
And she said she be sucking me, and she said she be sucking me
And they put that one on Spotify, they put that one on Spotify
We need to make a brapening maybe like, yeah he mugged me, he mugged me
But listen, we should be cool with Lays and Marks
Can we get some food some actual food?
This track this
Just go with a flow
Yo yo yo
Let's go!
Now let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
I told you I'm shit.
3, 2, 1
3, 2, just go with the flow
I'm from Birmingham, I'm wicked in the bag
and I'm wicked in the bag
and I'm wicked in the bag
Are you wicked in the bag?
You ain't better than me
You ain't better than me
How please man can't beat my jee...
You're not hard on me
You can't fight with me
I'm sorry man, I'm just a bit of a man.
Rocker.
I'm sorry.
So the next time we start a rap battle, say it in English.
You know what I'm saying?
How about this?
Next time you rap, say it in English, so we can understand it.
Secondly, take your time.
Go against my boy right here.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Look away.
Come on, look away.
Go, go, go.
What do you know about Grimm of the Mugs?
You ain't hot like me.
You're not hot.
I'm the hottest in the n***a of the run.
I can't get out of here.
You the f***?
What's that guy?
Who the f*** is he?
What did he just say?
What did he just say?
Yo, London's got characters.
You're back.
You're back.
Oh, they have, they have.
Huh?
I don't know about that, mate.
They have.
They have.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
What the f*** are you talking about?
Oh, this is a ass.
What the hell?
W cut scenes.
I think he's going to be big.
Brother, you just lagged.
Change money.
Y'all going to give me a gift for me?
For real?
What's going to give, dude?
How you doing, man?
I like the puffer.
I'm not trying to be on stream though.
Oh, you would demand them.
No, I'm not going to demand them.
You would demand them, be honest.
I'm not trying to be on stream.
Oh.
Can I get a picture?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Is that my skudar as well?
Yeah, I'm going to say it in front of you.
Why?
I'm not going to say it any later.
Yeah, let me tell you something about my curd.
OK, I'm going to tell you something about it.
The fuck are these?
Scush, shreef.
Why are your guys coins?
Let's go Sharif
You wanna know Sharif's?
You wanna know Sharif's?
You wanna know Sharif's?
Sharif O'Neal?
I know Sharif
This is Sharif
That is
Is Sharif O'Neal?
No
Sharif is like a brand
You get mad bitches
This is why he's my best friend
I can't tell my girlfriend
I can tell he is that.
No, no, no. Let's go, let's go.
Well, Miro, you see that as well.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
What is that, Imaq?
Nice to meet you, man. Hey, keep slaying him.
Don't go to Mendon. I said, what's up?
No, no, this.
In Qatar?
Yes. That's mine.
That's your brand?
No, no, no. Look at it, Ludo.
You give me some now?
Yeah, but give me some.
Drop it and I'm off.
What?
It's the latest Instagram post.
The post after that.
So, this is what you like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Literally...
Yeah, with the shirt off, I knew it.
Oh, she...
What are you talking about?
Give me some of that, man.
Like
Hey, Frankie, how you doing?
Oh, hey, Frankie
I wish for a walk. What's a little maku
What's a little macoo, chat?
You look like me.
Lacey, I'm a big fan, bro.
Appreciate you man, nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Shout out Lacey, appreciate you.
I like the trip.
The glow-up needs to be studied, man.
Thank you, dude.
I don't appreciate the glow-up, man.
That's what ladies we say.
No, no, no, bro.
The glow-up on this guy.
Man, I was shot back.
I was looking at Lacey back in the hour and a half.
God.
She was tough.
God.
She was tough.
He was saying shit.
I was saying shit, bro.
He was saying shit.
But you just be talking.
I just be talking and you just...
Wait, I just take you for a minute.
I'm going to stop.
I'm just looking.
Oh, no, you're not, brother.
You should...
Bro, I'm checking.
How many is it?
I don't know what.
Do you have a what?
Quick question.
Do you want to go on a date with me?
No, it's okay.
I'm getting so drunk.
I'm trying, though.
There's three right there.
I'm going to win many of them.
Watch this.
Excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me.
My friend just thought you guys were beautiful. He wanted to say hello
Look he made you go
Like, how good is your memory?
Not good.
Okay, get your phone out and put my number and see if you remember it.
Oh, I forgot.
I appreciate your number.
Okay, uh, uh, take me out, let me take you to a date, alright?
Let me cause...
Oh, fuck.
What is that line?
Oh.
How good is your memory to take your phone out and see if you remember my...
Haha!
Yeah.
Listen, we gotta get your...
Elvis.
Where should we go now?
Let's just shoot.
Where should we go?
This way?
I'm not gonna go anywhere.
This way, I like it.
What?
I don't want to just do it.
Oh, really?
I'm going to this way.
Get him a girl.
Yo, we gotta get you.
Where are you, Max?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You're my friend, Max.
I'm nice to meet you.
Oh my God.
Nice to meet you, guys.
That's the same girl you saw. Oh my gosh. He saw you walking earlier. He's like, oh my gosh. She's so beautiful
Him right here single as hell
I don't have some shit.
My number?
No.
What's this name?
My number!
Oh, you!
Just keep looking at number!
No, like, just like friends or something.
Guys, that's my...
I'm the group of them.
She put out a random group of dudes there.
Yeah.
Go ahead, pull the rope, buddy.
Have a nice day, though.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you so much.
Yo, I should blow a kiss at me.
Oh, it's good for London, right?
London people.
You can't hit UK people
All right, you're over three right now
But we're gonna get you
Me honestly
See the issue of me is I walk into a place and every girl's head looks at me
So I don't really have problems like that like I'm just a pussy bag
But I'm you know
Hold on a minute
Very good play, thank you
Oh, fuck.
I'll be here for you.
Actually, never mind.
Never mind.
Nice to meet you.
Where's your ice cream?
I don't know.
You're from Canada?
I know this guy.
What kind of content do you make?
Hoodies.
Come on.
Why always me?
Oh, it's me. I'm out of here, bro.
Well, yeah, I'm from Toronto.
You're from Toronto?
I've seen your content.
I can't lie, bro.
You're not welcome.
I'm not welcome in Toronto?
You're not welcome in Toronto.
Why?
You know what I tell you?
You know what I tell you if you came to Toronto?
What?
You're saying two twos up to my fucking word, Doc?
You're going to smoke.
You're going to smoke like this.
I'll get all my fucking shoes on your head top.
They're going to kill you, Doc.
No, they ain't. You know why?
Because I've been to Scarborough.
I've been to Jada Finch.
I've been to Vaughn.
I've been to Richmond Hill.
Now what?
And I was safe and I got my game with me.
Laces etched.
I didn't do my down.
These guys right here.
You guys.
Hey, Pete's ass, y'all.
See, it's all right.
Are you the Mollies?
Are you the Mollies?
Snag them.
Snag them.
The Mollies there.
The Mollies there.
OK, OK, OK.
I can't lie.
The Mollies are looking scary.
The guys are looking sick.
And I'm from the bar.
But I got beef again at Finch.
Are you free?
Yeah.
I was the first female and I saw a body from Bram
since she was Indian.
What do you do to her?
You are fun, I do it too, but I do it too.
That's a love language.
What a Gerber, man.
What a Gerber.
Now come on, Belly, now, right?
Yeah, of course.
Appreciate you, bro.
Could you take this, young man?
Oh, yo, Max, come in, bro.
You guys, huh?
Yeah, I have to.
My brother, yeah, I appreciate you guys, bro.
I have a good one, Cody.
I keep on the content, bro, I like you.
Cody, you can have my phone.
We're here, Max, we're here, Max, we're here, Max.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
All right, trip, trip, trip, trip.
I think I fell for you.
Oh!
I don't see some shit.
Go do it again, go do it again.
Go do some shit.
Just go forward, go forward.
No, not.
Say some shit.
Yo, Max, you're in no fucking way.
You're not from London.
I'm not, I'm from America.
I can tell by the accent.
Where you from in America?
I'm from Philadelphia.
Wow, I'm from Pennsylvania.
Where at?
Erie.
What?
You're out on the West Coast.
Yeah!
And on the East.
Yeah, it's like the transition to where I'm from.
Bro, you actually hear it.
This is actually insane, bro.
I was actually just watching the clips together.
What is it?
The fuck?
What?
What?
I actually wasn't even stream saving.
I just came from the Chinese spot.
I'm from America.
I'm a Pulada guard.
Shoot your school out.
Yo, listen, this spot's for you.
You gotta go in here, on stream right now.
Platinum lace, yeah, go talk to the people.
Are you there?
Are you gonna go to the strip club?
Oh, it's a strip club, okay, cool.
No, that's...
Shoot your shot.
Excuse me?
Excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me?
Okay, not in my boy-shad over here.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
Trader refunded, anybody for Max?
What's the stream saying?
They're saying W.
Thank you, my brother.
They're saying Muddy.
Nice to meet you, Ralph.
Those are a bunch of 2023 Lacy's.
Wait, should we walk back that way?
Uh, mind them.
We're saying, here's what you can do.
Oh, God.
He's trying to steal.
Oh, my God.
I got a good question.
You're in the middle.
Yeah, he said we're in the mandem
You guys are all in the mandem?
No, no, no, you can't be saying that shit right now
That's a little pause
He just called you mandem
Yeah, because he went in the mandem
YOU'RE IN THE GANG!
No, no, these are my mandem, but we're not inside the mandem
Crazy bro
Are you in the mandem?
No, I want to be in girls, not in the mandem
Be honest, you're in the mandem
No, no, stop for a long time
Stop for a long time
No, no, you're in the gang
No, I'm not in the gang
Oh, what about you?
No more people, no more people.
Oh, okay.
Do you have the bandit, bro?
Why protecting you, bro?
I'm not a man, then, but we're here to protect you.
We're here to protect you.
Hold on, we're here.
You over get a rundown on it.
You.
You're my brother now.
Don't worry.
That'll all right.
Wait, where is it active?
Where's it the most active?
I gotta get you a pinch.
I'm gonna pinch him.
I'm gonna pinch him.
I'm gonna pinch him.
This is where I was the most active man in my life.
I'm gonna hook you a church.
This guy's fucking awesome.
I heard this.
I
Guess and walk around following us the whole time
Check y'all remember that guy that I said something
Well, let's just walk back. Let's play listen. Let's walk back this way and see if they follow
Oh my god, y'all American to
How do you do that?
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
You make a joke about someone.
You be like, how do you do that?
How do you do that?
And I make a joke about him.
So I go, aw.
So it's like, it's like my name is, excuse me.
Excuse me, man.
I'm here to talk to you.
Oh, wow.
No, wait, was she saying to him?
No, I don't know.
She's just, I don't know.
Hey, basically, so I'll go out to my friend, right?
No, they're following us.
They're dead following us.
Whats the left year? If they follow us on this left, they're following us and we got to alert the Couple
Oh my God themiral is following me
The mandem is following me
were you going to ask the mandem to be to my father or my god, he was a king
So basically how he treat me like this
Say how don't you want?
Ok how he treat me like this
So he can come
Okay, how do you do that?
How do you do that where you have, uh, a small dick?
Oh, yes!
Oh!
Yes, I'm good at what he does.
Is that?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's go there?
Yeah, let's go there.
Let's go there.
Let's go there.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yo, I'm dead!
Look at you!
Come on!
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
You just walk?
What's that?
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
I'm sick!
You know what?
You want to try to shoot it?
What are you arguing?
You're just walking.
Okay, are you sure they're arguing?
Listen that looks like a club
Thank you
How about this
We'd get a ride!
Fuck it!
Is that space?
Yeah, that's space.
It's all over, there's no space.
No, there is, there is no space.
There's no space.
Nice car though, nice car mate.
No, there's no space, man, nice car man.
Thank you bro, take care.
I don't...
I mean, that's...
Yeah.
Don't move.
I'll just keep running.
There's a party on here.
It's on here all night.
Where?
Um...
Tell me after the shrink that I'm trying to go.
No, no, no.
Is that the door?
And did you see what we got?
Intercept, cross the street, let's cross over here.
Take a line.
Like, are you a drone?
I don't know.
What's up, bro?
What are you doing in London?
Just vibe and chill and walking around in the...
What is it called, the Lesion Square?
Lesion Square.
Lesion Square.
Nice to meet you mate. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you but how you doing?
I'm trying to help him get a girl.
You live right now?
Yeah.
I know you. I don't know you.
I know you. Holy shit.
Hi. How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hi.
How you doing?
I don't know.
Are we interrupting?
No, no, you did good for it.
No, I just was...
Often I get my eye pretty shallow.
He's actually a therapist.
We're both therapists, actually.
If you guys want to talk to us.
No, no, no, we're good.
We're good.
You guys together?
Well, you're trying to get...
That's another one of us.
Yes.
Yes, exactly that.
Exactly that.
But are you guys together?
Yeah, we are together.
Yes.
Can I follow him now?
All right.
I have to keep on going.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No
Oh
Michael
I don't like the way we're walking. Oh my god, wait
Yes
Hello, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hi, I'm Amir, I love you.
Hello, I'm Amir.
That was there?
Don't you get something around your block?
I don't get it.
I don't know what he put down there.
A shoe, a shoe sack.
I don't know if he was trying to come up.
He put something down there.
I wanna see what he put down there.
What did he put?
What did he put down?
Secret?
I don't know what he put something down there.
I don't know, I don't know.
Lacy took like five steps back. Don't worry Lacy, you're a good man.
I told you what a Monday is. Don't worry, you're a Lacy Monday.
What lie are you all with us? You're not a fake demon. I'm a real demon.
So why are you all afraid down the road?
I'm down, let's do it.
Should we get a firm aside?
What? Let's do it.
What? Let's do it.
You're open.
Yeah, let's do it.
Are we going to finish?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, well, like where Americans just came in the UK.
I'm on for nothing.
We actually have some such, we're sorry.
Oh, no camera?
Oh, we have some.
How pay extra?
Sorry.
How pay?
Sorry, we have some.
People saw it.
Oh, where can I go?
So I was wondering what kind of operation they got going
on there.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't run away like I was a creep, because you're screaming yo at them.
There's definitely an owner that's making out for it.
No, no, no, he's getting punched.
He wants a creep up on a couple meeting hours.
He said the massage place is closed, they wouldn't let us in.
What's the topic you're doing?
What's the topic?
What's topic?
First day, first time in London.
No, where are you from?
I have fucking fun.
I enjoy London.
Thank you.
I have a luxury car company.
If you want.
Out here?
You're making it famous.
Once upon a time, was it?
I have a luxury car company inside London.
Yeah.
But please don't come here.
It's too late.
Yeah.
What the fuck about me?
Record inside the car.
If you give me a little shit shot.
Yeah.
what the fuck about me wait what kind of car yes oh some a-back
yo bro yeah I might need a car while I'm out here so I'm gonna hit you up you
I'm going to cut you in half!
Check his fucking company now, bro.
Check his fucking company now.
Check his fucking company now.
Like he said, you have to check his fucking company in five minutes.
Check his fucking company now.
Check right now.
He said that he's the biggest and that he's a multi-millionaire
and he doesn't know who God put in front of him.
Check his fucking company, bro.
Like he said.
I am.
Check his company.
I'm going to give you five minutes.
Okay, now it's we take the company. Let's go. He's got motion, huh? Yeah, he's got my motion
He gave a car to uh
Is that is that a popular person here? No
We want to go okay
You're gonna get a boost.
I think it's American juice.
There's gotta be a London joint.
Come on, I'm with the Mandem.
But we're inside the Mandem.
I'm with the Mandem.
Let me put it over here.
Hold my baby.
This thing's got the groove.
He said no, it's too far.
It's too far, man.
Wait, where's the left groove?
20 minutes away.
20?
Yeah, about 20 minutes.
I'm not.
Deez Kitchen.
Deez- not too far.
Too far.
This is supposed to be too far.
This is a Mali baguette.
It's a Krispy Kreme.
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that about?
Man, fuck out of here, man.
Krispy Kreme, man.
Why are you fucking with me?
Fuck the man down.
Huh?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm sorry!
What's up, man?
Yeah.
What are you drinking?
Drinking.
Yeah.
Hey!
Thank you.
I'll come to the chairman to see you there.
Ah, see you there, man.
Take care.
Where are you calling about that?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, there's no need to call.
Yo, yo, yo, this brother, I'm with some American brother.
I talk about Lacey, eh?
He's my fucking man.
I beg you to pull up.
You're lying.
You're fucking lying.
You're fucking lying.
You're trying to violate these kids, too.
What the fuck is that?
Hey, hey, we're, hey, hey.
Fuck the man, damn it.
Fuck Brickson.
I put a K behind that shit.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
What did he say?
Oh yeah?
How about this?
How about this?
Hi, nice to meet you.
All right.
What's your name?
Sorry.
Hi, sorry.
All right.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's me.
Oh.
I couldn't do that.
Yo!
Stop fucking...
Yo, it tastes like you're a fucking mandem.
Uh...
I fucked a mandem.
Sorry.
back again buskin
come on
come on jay
come on jay
are you the mandem
what's up how you doing man
pleasure pleasure pleasure
pleasure
it's calm my boy
it's calm
sorry shit
the mandem's gonna get angry
we're going in here
where we going
you
you
you
you
you
How much for a table?
How many are we going?
Uh, us.
One, two, three, four.
Less than this.
Nah.
So that's a 350?
It comes with one but two.
350?
Yeah.
How much for a table?
How many are we going?
Uh, us.
One, two, three, four.
one button. $350? That's like $27. Is a movie in there? No, it's a
baseball club. They're girls, they're litmus. They're girls, they're ladies. It was a
select department.
What do you guys say? What do you say? What? The way!
Hey!
Give us your hands, your hands.
That's too old-time, boy. You're old-time.
Yes, yes, yes. You said yes.
What are we doing? What are we saying on YouTube?
We're just out here like, you know, we're just doing...
We are outside!
Come on, come on!
It's called...
He's like, here, right in my neck.
What are you talking about?
We're walking the streets of...
I like this one.
Central London.
I'm from Brickston.
Welcome to Brickston! I'm having a party with Bobby Ventriloz.
Yo, I've got a batting so I'm going to be the one out there.
I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
What are we saying on it?
We're getting out of the skates.
What?
We're going.
We've got better skates right now.
Yeah, what's next?
Body count.
Alright.
Alright, six seven.
She said let's beat out some thoughts.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's go on a double date.
No.
Yeah, I'll pay for it.
Well, right now, yeah.
What do you want?
I'll pay for it.
You want the pay for shit?
This guy right here, anything you need in the city, he's got you.
Nah, I'm just a pay for shit.
You gotta take us free on a date.
Yo, Max, what time is it?
I'm here for a job.
You're the most.
She wants his pay for shit.
Yeah.
I call Mr. Galat, Mr. Xixxia.
Of course you're Galat.
Oh, he was just wondering if you wanted to maybe go on a date with her.
How good am I?
I wanted to go on a date with you.
Yeah, what the fuck?
She sent you all to me with you Max!
Why, what makes you say that?
You're too scary for him!
I can't believe you don't know who you are!
You know how come on, let me stay down.
You're scary. You're very scary.
Why are you filming?
I'll film you, I'll film you.
Huh?
I'm going to keep boring you.
You're going to keep boring me.
He just wants to take you on a date right now.
Let's go to Dave's.
Let's go to Dave's.
Let's go to Dave's hot chicken.
Y'all sit down and have a nice little meal.
We're trying to go.
We're trying to go to Dave's hot chicken.
It's on me.
It's on me. Your guys dates on me, I'll take it.
Shall I take a chicken show?
Yeah, y'all should go on a date.
No, it's not a chicken show. It's the hot crazy that's freaking out.
I want three people in this bucket.
I know how to get us. I'll get you a 3.5 off there as well.
Yeah, come on then.
Yeah, come on then. Let's go.
Alright, let's go.
We're outside on the inside.
I'm not saying I'm the pious, I'm not saying I'm the pious.
Yeah, but he's not supposed to see this all the time.
Yeah, you gotta see this one out.
I don't know. Are we in the YouTube video?
Well, yeah, Max, maybe a check?
A check? Yeah, hold it.
I'm not gonna get nervous.
Yo, yeah, birthday come.
I already have a birthday.
I'm gonna get ready.
Nice.
No! You can try it, though.
No, it's come on!
I don't think you guys are gonna have to leave.
She's a streamer by the way.
Oh really?
Yeah, come on.
What?
What are you doing?
Strip chat.
Strip chat?
I'm not trying to shit it.
Strip chat?
Yeah.
Go on, show me how it comes.
She sent her chat, you sent her a message.
She's tripping making.
I've got bingo go live.
I don't want to see
I don't want to see
No, but show me your videos
You want to see my videos?
It's for free
Are you going to pay for that shit?
There's a lot
Oh yeah?
Shit
That's all you live
What are you going to do with them now?
Yes
We're going to have to move back.
Yeah, it's much better.
Yeah, let's fuck you up.
Wait, do y'all want to know how many people are watching live?
It's us live!
Live!
We live!
How many people are watching?
43,000 watching right now, watching this guy.
They're all saying they want to watch you guys go on a date.
So let's go on a date, what's going on?
Let's go, let's go.
I recommend you should go and slim chicken. Let's go eat.
Why are you on to me? You're on a high getting game.
Come on, let's have no way of getting rexed.
You said I'm guessing.
You said I'm guessing on.
If you said I'm guessing on, I'm trying to take her home.
Yeah, and I like that. I like that.
I think he will see you out.
Oh yeah, this is my closest birthday today.
There's just those two.
I'm a criminal. She just said.
She just said, she just said, she just said, I'm a criminal, criminal in disguise.
Criminal in disguise.
I'm very observant, you know.
I said, I'm being.
What?
I'm being.
What?
I can't stop fucking going on camera.
So I'm trying to find you, you're, you, but...
It's going.
Come then.
Find someone.
At least we found him a girl, right?
You're the fuckest I've ever seen.
You?
That's your date, Max!
What are you saying?
How do we leave?
We should keep saying this, go somewhere else.
He's actually going to take me there.
He's actually going to take me over there.
He's actually going to take me over there.
Oh, we got a wingman over there.
Excuse me on the right, ma'am.
Ma'am, what's your name?
It's George.
My friend here said he likes to do a lot of action.
I have a go.
But anyway, I guess, it's been a fucking nice past.
What are you saying? What are you thinking about?
We just came outside, we choked, I got a coffee to eat, and now we're in the club.
Am I in time? Am I attracted to you?
Yeah, you're in my touch.
How do you?
Um, twenty-two.
Yeah, I'm one little.
You're sixteen minutes behind, right?
She says she wants to go home.
She says she wants to go home.
She says she wants to go home.
Is this Chinatown?
What?
Chinese food.
Yeah Max, we're going to take that.
Let's have some Chinese food.
Okay, yeah.
I love Chinese food.
I love Chinese food.
I love Chinese food.
I love Chinese food.
What do I do?
We should get two of them to race each other down the road.
I don't think she's strict.
Wait, so you didn't get dinner yet for your birthday?
Well, that dinner at home, chicken and rice.
Oh!
Come on, it's like a dinner, eh?
Come out.
This guy, that's a little dude.
How's it going?
How's it going?
Ah.
What is this place?
Fuck it, let's go and do it.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
What the fuck was your face?
Yeah, in your face!
What the fuck did you say in my face?
Most of the people are so nice.
She saw me.
She saw me and signed a rhyme in my face.
Well, it's because we're black.
Yeah, thanks.
Oh, this place looks open over here.
This place looks over and over here.
I will go ahead.
Why do I try to hit on my boy?
What the fuck?
No, this is true.
This is true.
Yeah, they see.
They see.
Let's see
We can we can try to walk away if you are now
That's
That's three, Mr. Garland.
Nah, he's not here yet.
Or actually, he might be here.
The hell this guy's got a fuckin' broop.
Max, you wanna go in there?
I'll put it in this way.
There we go.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
Fried noodles with mixed meat, you like that shit?
I like what you like.
I like noodles.
Let's go.
Let's go chat.
No, we're just going to pay it, we're going to pay it, we'll spend more than, no, no,
She's fine, come in.
She can't come in.
Why she pay a lot?
Why you come in?
Thank you.
Can you help me?
Welcome.
I'm from Somalia.
I'm from Somalia.
I'm an Abbey.
Are you not coming in?
I'm not coming in.
I'm not coming in.
I'm not coming in.
That's a curry.
This is your mask.
It's here.
It's anywhere from here.
That's better.
You know what you want?
It's anywhere from here.
That's better.
You know what you want?
It's anywhere from here.
especially to say yeah this is the best place to come in why put no sauce then
so table for six or seven
I got a great one here, let's secure you
where's your budget?
my brother
take one
take one
yeah just a table for sss
we could just do a takeout order and you guys eat on the street
Yeah, we just do it like a takeout order takeout or you do take away order
Yeah, what do you all what do you want Max?
I just hate right they can
Your barrel it's on us so whatever you want to order the whole menu if you want
Nice.
Friday do us a chicken maybe.
Fucking renaissance.
Fucking renaissance.
Don't be shy, don't be shy.
Now be shy, be shy.
Be shy, I'm lazy to pay you.
Lazy pay.
Oh my day.
Why aren't you even a Shake Shack?
What's that?
Shake Shack.
Nah, that's the longest you've fought today.
Nice day.
Nice.
Come on.
I'm not a Shake Shack.
It sounds like a mess.
That's all right, but then let's just open this.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, I got you.
What are we open now?
I don't know, man.
Is that a moment?
Yeah, I wonder, bro.
It's amazing here.
Yeah, it's a good thing.
It's open, full of freaks.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Me, too.
It's one of those six seconds.
Shake Shack?
Yeah.
Cool.
How you doing, bro?
How you doing, bud?
I just want to try it.
I just want to try it.
They just want me to try it on.
Are you seeing the story?
Let's walk behind you.
Let's walk behind you.
Let's walk behind us.
Are you seeing the story?
Are you seeing the story?
Are you seeing the story?
Are you seeing the story?
Are you are you seeing this through?
Wait, it's not where we were sketch
You're right. Yeah, she checks. This is perfect actually for a date perfect for a first date chat
Maybe you guys will be together for a long time.
We've got a bad chance of Ronaldo coming into the store right now.
I don't know how you doing.
I'll take away?
Thank you.
I'll have to go here.
Shake Shack? They have different menus here?
Chicken bites?
Shack burger?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
It's all up to this.
It's a second tip.
Ah, man.
It's like chicken.
It's like chicken.
It's like chicken.
It's like chicken.
It's like chicken.
You can't do anything.
You can't do anything.
Max goes through.
Good?
You need a hug?
I need a hug.
Oh, my God!
What's the matter with you sir?
Why don't you just...
It's on this guy right?
I don't agree.
I've never met someone like this before.
What's up? Is everything okay?
Can I have a french onion burger with fries?
You know what?
How cool.
Well, give me a minute.
Come on, I'm full.
No, you have to eat, bro.
I'll get you.
You have to eat.
You have to eat, dude.
I'll get you.
No, you have to eat.
This is the day.
You have to eat.
Yeah, it's the day.
Just get to whatever you got.
I'll get you.
You got to order my line online the next drop in May
Wow, yeah, open it.
On the burger, five, two of them, please, two of them.
And I don't want an onion.
Do you need to hear?
What's the name of this?
Max.
Max.
Max.
Max.
Max.
Max.
Where's the weapon?
It's not.
It's not.
Max.
Benzoni and Burger 2, yeah?
I get that.
Try a little chocolate, a little cheat meal.
It's from the UK so it's very healthy.
You see the milk?
And I can actually have a cheeseburger with a water bottle.
Just a water bottle.
Well I'm going to send you a cheeseburger with a water hot dog.
Everybody is too much of a Max.
The power is on you as well.
I'm afraid of you.
Everybody?
If I win, I can be with you.
I don't want to.
I want to own you back.
I had just a cheeseburger and a water hot dog.
Sing a water birthday.
I sing.
What?
She said Max.
I agree.
Do you know what he said you wanted a date?
Mr. Pay for shit.
Oh, she pushed it.
Put her out of her day off.
Excuse me, I rip it over.
It's a day off.
She got the filter on.
Two keys for the Sunday.
The guy's saying I would put this on.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Two cheeseburger with some meat.
These guys are saying I would put these burger in.
Oh, fish.
Close it.
It's all that's here.
Yeah, of course, bro, of course.
Can you take it for me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you take it?
You're right.
Thank you.
I appreciate you guys, thank you, oh yeah yeah yeah.
Awwww.
What's up, how you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Appreciate you a lot, thank you.
Go Max.
Max, we're gonna lay down, let's go lay outside so we can film.
What's up, bro? What's up? How you doing? How you doing, man? Good, you good? You doing Chinese street? Nah, we're in Shake Shack. They wouldn't let us film anywhere.
Yo, why is filming rule so strict in London? Why? Where's my phone? Max, Max, we can just leave this here right now. We're already on the feet, bro.
Who do you think is better off with that?
Clicks or Peter?
All time?
Well, I think it could be Sketch.
No, Sketch is Bob's.
No, he's not.
I'm telling you.
Peter Bob's the best Fortnite player of all time ever.
Oh yeah?
You think he's good?
I'm the best Fortnite player.
How are you, man?
I'm in the UK.
There you go.
He kind of looks like me a little bit.
Bru, I've been seeing the same thing on my mother's lap.
We look similar.
But I see it a little bit, I really do.
Bro, what I'm screaming at is that.
You're screaming?
I'm screaming at if this goes live,
me and you do a video together one day,
we do a stream together,
and we switch lives for a day.
See how we used to do that?
Back in the day.
You know what I'm like,
old school,
What does your life look like though?
My life's calm, bro.
What would I do for the whole day?
I'd share with a man,
She will never make him a soldier
Woooo! That can't be comfortable!
Ohhh! Okay!
Give me a H check
How? 23 today
You f***ing know that?
No?
Come on now
No?
F***!
You paid for the burger too!
Fuck sake!
No, no.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I can charity match right at the same time.
Do I get to flick with you again?
I want to flick with Drew too though.
Let's do a Drew flick to the flick.
Can you take it?
Wait, this is...
Can you see?
Oh my god.
I literally see it.
In that block down there last year.
Oh.
here we are again see you again brab you want to the charity match yeah all right
cool I'll see you there then
I want to talk to you about security and shit
time time you know when he needs it you know so like if somebody ran up on me
right now I said you know came up to me what are you doing because I'm in
the presence you couldn't even do that I'm said they couldn't do that
Good man, you're good.
I see you before, you're good.
She bought.
You took police test but you about to run.
I was about to run, yeah.
The man didn't put up on me.
I spoke behind them.
Oh, she's smoking a cigarette.
Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
Max is more.
She's got all the boxes.
Yeah, she's got all the boxes.
No, honestly, she's taking it.
You think so?
She wouldn't even let me touch her.
That fag.
She wouldn't let me touch her.
Why do you guys call those fags?
Do what?
You don't say that.
Like a certain demographic would.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
You're a glove!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha!
How are you doing?
I'm good!
How are you?
How are you?
You guys doing good?
I'm good!
I don't want to walk in the water.
I'll do something really good.
I'm gonna grab it!
I don't know if he's gonna hold the camera back.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll grab it.
What's wrong, man?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Everybody's American here.
Okay, okay, I'll just sit here.
They weren't.
Apparently we need permission for this place.
Jack?
I got a call to Shake Shack Manager?
Can you just walk into Shake Shack and then speak with him?
Why are you in London?
Cherry Bash.
Oh, for the...
When is that?
I'm starting midfield.
What is it?
18.
Oh, shit.
It's coming on.
What team are you on?
What team sideman are you on?
Team sideman.
I've been training a lot.
18.
Like, we're going to smoke the sideman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to smoke the sideman.
Oh, you're not on his team right?
No, no, no.
He's on the other team.
Where is it?
It's in Wembley.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
The ultra pop out.
The ultra pop out.
After the game is shit, we're a broke, it's a mandem, it's a mandem.
He's out my guy.
I'll top up nach, eh?
Here you go, Streetman. Thank you so much for the coffee.
Fuck you, mister. You're a rock.
What, are you good?
I'm chillin', bro. You's out in London with the mandem.
How you find it London, man?
This place sweet as hell. It breaks in sweet.
She's
Wait, is bricks in like like a gang block like if they get well they get mad if I say bricks in sweet
Are you guys from bricks in
Don't go
It's sweet there
Bro, don't you see it bricks me sweet you go on
No, I'm sitting brics is really
I was with Jason
Jason what I streamed and you were following us the whole time
well he's Jason you know he's Jason
you look like a fish yeah you
your ex is watching the stream right now hey say how you really feel that I'm
go ahead tell them how you feel tell them how you feel tell them tell them
I can tell you wrong yeah no hey cool cool cool
She said fuck you!
Hey, she said fuck you!
She says fuck you!
All the time you just try to do me wrong!
Who's going over, huh?
Is this all right?
I'm thinking about you while I fucking know these hoes.
Good pussy made me feel like I'm a ho.
The whole time you just try to do me wrong.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, let's catch that shit!
We are side!
We are side, we are side!
We are side, he is inside and he is so happy to see you!
Happy day!
Happy day!
See you K-dive!
How far are you going to take me?
I'm going to go to bed!
Lock and knock!
You stay!
Be with the other one!
There you go!
There you go, that was smooth!
Huh?
Huh?
Yeah, 22,000 people.
What do you want to say to that?
Eh, moats.
Everyone full of robotic talk, moats 100.
Yeah, you're kind of out.
No, it's live. You can't get anything out.
Oh, moats 100.
Go ahead and show us that again.
Just so they really know.
I don't even keep a hundred, I keep a thousand.
What are you doing? You keep a thousand all the time.
You don't know about me.
Yeah, I'm trying to get to know you though.
Okay, what's the money say it's the way ready the food already is just show us
the hidden you as well show us a secret secret talent that's a great yeah
it's great very icebreaker oh we're on stream hit us up okay yeah yeah right
There you go
Just open oh my god, that's good so good you smell it
What the fuck?
Choke him, choke him.
It's locked, the water works.
Alright, this is going to be the worst day.
No, it's a good day, it's a good day.
What do you say?
That's just right.
No, we didn't.
What?
Someone told me.
What?
Close 100!
What?
Hey! How you doing, sir?
It's probably lagging.
Look!
I said don't do that, sir.
She don't tell you to not do that.
Who's on here?
Maul's 100.
M-O-L-Z-Z, the 100.
Huh?
What?
I knew, I knew.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
How would you be able to see us because you're on the camera?
You're on the screen man, what are you going to get super?
Someone else told me.
So we get super?
We get super, me and her.
When you make a video, you make the content right?
When, when, when, when.
No, but when, when, when.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
When, when.
Every time I say it, you tell me.
whatever we want is our content.
It don't matter, we're gone on a date.
Yeah?
I'm very shy with that.
Why are you very shy?
I never would have thought.
Why?
I don't know.
He couldn't see me.
You couldn't see me.
No.
I don't know, I thought it was a lie.
Eh!
Eh!
Eh!
Eh!
Let's go get some food.
Get the food, bro.
Please.
Hurry up, fast.
The burgers have been going for an hour!
Yo, you can't.
I'm actually gonna see you for a minute.
Okay, let me catch the run-ins and get the food.
No, we can get Sioux for the show.
She's got a lot of taste, bro.
She's...
Wait a second, how long have you been, like, just got naked on the streets?
About a year.
Bro, never.
Yeah?
Sioux got a drive-in on you.
How much that pay you man?
We like...
10K
There's no fucking correlation to what she said
It's variable
No, I said to you, how long did we get naked for?
You said about a year after I got a driving ban
So if you get a driving ban you have to go naked
Yeah
Yeah, that's how it is out here
No, I used to be a driver so
What was I driving for? Uber?
Deliveroo
What's her number?
What's her number?
You're a number like a phone number
I don't really have a number
Am I getting rejected right now?
No, I just don't really have a number
So how do you have a number? How the fuck do people go out of their streets?
Just on Facebook
So you need a shit
Yeah, most days, yeah
And you just get naked and you talk to the stream
Yeah, don't always have to get naked
It depends what I'm doing
What's the craziest thing you've done on stream?
down on the street. Probably squared and probably. And probably? What the hell? I don't think that
worked. This guy was... No, he was. No, no, no, no, no. She means serious. What's your
No, no, no, no, nobody wants that.
So you said you'd make like 10k a month off of my camera?
Yeah, but hopefully we'll get some more.
Oh, hopefully.
If you want that, you've got to start collabing with him.
I'm available, I'm free tomorrow.
I'm a bit scared to do collage.
No, I'm not doing that.
I'm doing it.
What?
I just said it's good. I just said it's good.
Where is the food?
Hurry up.
What are you guys talking about?
Collage.
Are you proposing something?
Are you proposing something?
What?
You want to know?
Yeah, you said 10 minutes ago?
No, oh.
She said she said two minutes.
I'm just gonna give you a minute.
Oh, that's the longest thing that I've ever done.
This burger is better than you say.
I didn't get food.
He's been looking for food the whole day,
and we took him to somewhere that they have in America.
You did?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, we ate pizza.
Hey, good though, bro.
You don't want to eat pizza?
No, it's not good.
I should make a show.
Oh.
Let's get it, we'll meet people.
It's getting very cold out here.
We're going to talk to this butcher.
It's not a minute, I'm going to go get some water.
No, I'll probably just head back.
I got to be up early for a YouTube video shoot tomorrow.
I go up front to catch up 7am.
What?
Are we at Rocksville or China?
No, I'm actually going to look.
For what?
I'm just going to go shoot the job there.
I'll tell you later, though.
Oh, I know what you're doing out there.
A little ting out there?
No, no, no, no, no.
What?
What did you say about ting?
I said, no, ting.
You know about ting?
You know YouTube about ting?
I know about ting, really.
Are you also putting this on?
Let's see what we're trying to do.
OK, I know a lot of you case like.
I know Ting, I know Mendem, I know Innick.
No you can't.
Innick, okay, okay.
I know you can't.
You're okay?
You just said what she said.
She said, they make money for us, we can make money off them.
Let's do them.
No, no, no.
I just said, he's the best.
No, he's the best.
No, no, no.
Please, please, please.
How you can shoot?
No, no, no.
She said, I just had to say, right, he's making money off me, so I can make money off that.
She never said that.
That's what she said about her son.
She said you don't make your money, am I not?
I would love to I would I would actually love
Okay, we're going on a date. Who gives a shit about me?
See you go good mindset.
I would love for her to try to sue me. I have the best lawyers in the world. I would love for her to try.
You are in it.
You are already in the camera.
But we're in public.
I mean, you're saying you're gonna sue is the most embarrassing part. How are you gonna sue me? You can't sue me
Like what is she plotting?
What did she say?
She said, shut the fuck up.
Talking to her.
What?
I'm a bitch.
Yeah.
What am I?
Oh.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
I thought you were my time.
You're raining?
It's not.
It's not.
You're a little spit.
Yo, whoever X's that's watching the stream.
Thank God you got out, bro. You're welcome
Brother touch the bullet
I can see how violent it is. Max!
She's gonna bring the fucking camera up. You won't!
Dad, I can sue you!
She's gonna try to break the camera up.
That's it, that's it.
Everyone, catch the mic.
It's good all!
How are you?
Which is the stupidest?
You rocked into the rock.
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
We're getting trying to get sued!
How you doing?
I'm getting the other part for you and your five people.
Winter.
You got on a date?
Yeah, with that girl there.
Cute.
Have I interrupted?
No, we're getting trying to get sued right now.
Oh, cute.
I'm going to show you how many amazons there are in here.
Should I come?
After this, I'm going to pull up.
We're literally just on the pub.
After this, I'm going to pull up.
We're after this.
I'm just going to follow you.
I'm just following you.
Yeah?
I'm inside right after this.
I'm just surprised she's gonna try and fight me.
I'm not...
She's gonna try and fight me?
She's gonna try and break me.
Brother, I'm not...
She can't fight me.
What am I gonna do?
I'm gonna stand here?
My back?
Please.
I'm not hitting a girl.
What?
The security for a reason.
The corner untouched.
She's back.
Just dodge.
Yo, are y'all kidding me?
Let's cut.
How about this?
Yo, let's just leave then, bro.
Think of a problem.
Let's just leave.
The little red riding hoods had a problem the whole night, dude.
Dude, we going to walk.
Where's my friend?
I'm just going to my friend.
Right here.
Right there.
We're coming up.
Right here, lawyers.
Let's just get out of here, bro.
Let's skip this.
Can I get a grip?
Yeah, I'll do it.
Where are you guys going out today?
Nowhere.
Going back to sleep.
Are you serious?
I'm not going to sleep.
I'm not going to sleep.
I'm not going to sleep.
I'm not going to sleep.
I'm not going to sleep.
are you serious yeah they're gonna go out tonight no not tonight man not tonight
come on bro you're gonna go on heels no bro I don't get like this hell man
where were you just at we were at just walking around about do anything just
walking around yeah I'm trying to make sure it's not breaking the camera where
you guys going in London this weekend uh Wembley Wembley charity match yeah
Oh, hell yeah.
Nice to meet you guys, bro.
Right ahead out.
All right.
Let me get back to the thing.
I actually should.
Boy, you're going to have a freak.
Yeah, do you mind?
Do you mind?
Yeah, I was doing it.
We can, uh, someone take it?
Thank you.
Appreciate it, bro.
Appreciate it, boy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
See y'all.
All the way from them.
That guy, that guy's off coke.
That guy back there.
Bro, yo, she's so mad.
She said she'd get a sue of me.
She said she'd get a sue of me.
Like, what?
Doesn't even make sense.
Yo, I should go out.
Yo, you should have seen her face when I called her little red riding hood.
She got so mad.
Oh my God, they're following. There's no way they're following.
Yo, I can't even ditch them.
Yo, they're following. You can't get rid of them.
No, we can, though.
We gotta do that first.
Ah, I got a question.
She got some food on her.
No, thanks.
Shut up.
I know, we can't lose them.
She wants a burger.
She gets a burger.
Let's see if my friend comes.
We're gonna sit down.
My friend is done.
Oh, there's no way Little Red Riding Hood's coming.
Hi.
This guy's a trouble.
Hi.
Is she coming?
Yeah, yeah.
No.
Let's see if he's keeping this.
What's that?
She's holding up on the pistol.
I don't know what she's doing.
I don't know what she's doing.
What's she doing?
Come on, come on.
She's got tears as well, you know.
That's all I got.
She's four-foot.
She's not doing shit.
Oh, I'll let you guys.
I suppose send the cheeser over.
Come on.
With my friend go on.
Is this definitely mine?
Yeah, he said yeah.
Oh, Frankie.
I'll send you.
Are you okay?
Okay, so let's get it.
Is it now?
I'll let you guys follow us.
Oh, y'all are gonna share the mayonnaise?
Plug is your burger, man.
No, you don't.
You can take him out.
It takes two hours.
Is that a mess, huh?
You should feed him.
You should give him a little bite.
I'll feed you.
Yeah.
Aww.
Aww.
Mmm.
Oh, it's good.
Mmm.
Nice.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Where's yours?
Mine's gone. I just went for it to cool down. It's a bit too hot.
Aww, it's so nice.
Yeah? One to ten.
Ten.
Oh, my grandma just passed.
I'm so sorry.
What's the time?
What's the time?
I'll be here.
Okay, yeah, I'll come home immediately.
Yep, I'll come back immediately.
Okay.
Yeah, bro.
She keeps saying, you need to be here.
You need to be here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, she's just like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
All right, all right, all right.
You're coming back to the team, watch this.
Hey, how good is it?
Fun.
Yeah?
11.
11.
Come on.
Mm.
I mean, yeah?
Yeah.
Go on, watch this, you're happy again.
11.
Yeah?
8.
Thank you, babe.
You're welcome enough.
Yeah?
Mm.
You got a bundle of mm, mm, mm.
Be honest you guys should change numbers and go on a second date off camera
I think it's time for you to call the little bird, maybe time to go back and head to bed
and go on the desk for a little bit.
Oh, cool.
Yeah?
My phone's dead right now.
Y'all get my phone?
All right.
Yeah.
I see you.
Yeah, yeah.
Why does it get so cold here?
Oh, my God.
Why does it get so cold here? Oh my God!
Dude, it gets freezing here!
Do you want food? Do you want food?
No! What's your friend's name, huh?
I'm not gonna say her name on the understaff.
I, uh, right there. You want your burger or not?
Wait, which one's her burger? The one with the only one in the bag?
No, which one is it?
The one with the only one in the bag?
No, there's two burgers.
It's so cold out here.
Is this it?
This one is this one. This is so nice.
Yeah?
Alright, this ain't the journey.
Yeah, now I'm about to call my car a little nipply out here.
Dude, it's getting a little cold, getting a little chilly.
It's getting a bit chilly, so I thought we're going to have to go.
But it's not moment.
There's nothing you've seen that way.
Yeah?
When you sit here.
Seriously?
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Of course, anytime.
Happy birthday, happy 23rd.
Of course, nice to meet you.
You too.
Take care, bye.
Take care.
Bye.
Yo, I got it.
What was she saying to you just now?
She was staring me down all my days.
You see the, look at her eyes.
She was giving, what was she saying?
She said I can't see about working the law
Fuck, I worked the whole time there
Fuck, I worked in this law
And he said, she's right there and all
She said you can ask him so he doesn't put me in the street
I don't know what to see
I don't know what to see
I'll call the dollar
I'll call the dollar
I don't know, I love them and leave them
Alright bro
Let's see, are you going to check in after all?
I'm trying to LA, bro
So you're not going to be here?
Nah, man, I'm not going to see you
But we need, we need, we need to be here
23rd, I'll be back
I'm sorry, I'll be back
I'll go to the toilet
Alright, brother
I couldn't do it before, let me get a picture of you.
Yeah, of course.
Alright, bro.
Is it over there?
I'm a catch up, bro.
I'm gonna do a TikTok, bro.
TikTok?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure what you're gonna do.
You know what, the scuba, ain't it?
What?
The scuba, the scuba.
I don't.
This is still on the scuba, bro.
What do I do?
This is the base gear.
Yeah, we're still streaming.
We've got to do it quick.
He part of the UK Mandan, you know about the mandan?
The mandan?
Yeah.
You got to do a humanitarian ritual.
Hell no!
You don't know about the Ski Bo.
Hell no, I knew it.
Just do this, just do this, bro.
You know about it.
All right, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Okay.
I'm playing, I'm coming out with you.
Yo!
I can't, I can't.
I'm sure the fish wasn't good.
You didn't take a good picture.
Hey, make sure the angle is good.
Make sure the angle is good.
Thanks.
Can I do one thing as well?
Can you mind just out of my hat, bro?
Yeah man, hey, shout out.
Shout out, shout out, don't slip.
Casanovas.
I got you Rob.
Hey Street.
It's been a while, my skit is a bit lazy.
It was good. See you guys soon.
Next stream I'll be in LA.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Alright, take care of yourself probably, yeah?
Alright, see you soon.
See you soon.
I'm going to take a picture of you.
I'm going to take a picture of you.
Where from Italy?
From Italy.
That's my hometown.
Not really, but...
He can take a group picture if you want.
Nice to meet you guys, stay safe, have a good one.
What's up?
I'm Peter.
Yeah, Peter.
What's up?
I'm Peter.
Yeah, Peter.
What's up?
I'm Peter.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Have a good one.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Have a good one.
Nice to meet you, brother, I'm going.
Please.
Oh, true, we gotta stop somewhere and get to all the snacks.
Come on.
Chad, what's like a, what's like a, like a...
a snacks version in, in UK?
Like a 7-Eleven type, please?
Yeah. Is this the same car?
What do you mean?
Is this the same dude?
Maybe.
No, no, no, that's not how it works.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, sir, good to go.
Tesco.
They're saying Tesco.
Can you just hit the car?
No, I'm not.
There's a Tesco 900 feet.
Oh, it's closed.
OK, you want to move my hands or freeze?
Well, it's actually so closed, though, or so cold here.
Wait, Chad, Tesco's are closed at this time.
Where's a place where we could get like snacks from, sir?
Or around where we're going.
Any corner store?
Wait, Chad, what time is it for y'all?
six. Seven PM. Holy shit. Sneak. Oh, just got sucker punched.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
I'm scared of that.
Bro that's scary.
What if someone just does that to me?
That's not funny chat I'm not gonna lie that ever happened to me I don't know like Drew
would you put your camera down and help me fight I feel you definitely wouldn't you just
let me get beat up and you probably run I mean it depends like what the what the person's
like like like what's their bill? It's a normal dude. Like what's their bill? Like like regular
maybe like 510 like yeah like not too strong not too yeah no I'd probably help you but if it was
like a like a like a 6-5 jack dude like yeah you're in your own I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, does it never get hot here?
Um, and I don't know.
Yeah, I really don't know.
It feels like winter time.
Oh.
I can't believe we saw a dapped.
Yeah, that was so random.
and we sunny at the match I feel like the UK is always just like like cold
gloomy and just wet my tripping shot at least the times I've come it's always
been like that. What is that emote? TTT please? What happened with the girl in the red beanie?
I don't know what she was talking about.
She was dreaming.
Can't wait till Arsenal puts a bell to ask tomorrow.
Oh my God, Arsenal's gonna put a bell.
Oh, they're gonna just like shit on sporting, bro.
Oh
See I'm a little tired
I gotta go to a corner store. Yeah, but I don't know what corner store
Wait, we're in Paris. I just swear I just seen the Eiffel tower
Well, I swear to God true. We're not in
Oh, I swear to God. There's an Eiffel Tower up there. I swear. I just seen one
Name one arsenal player, okay
Okay?
Sucker!
Sucker!
I
Did not read chat
Chat for those of you who don't know tomorrow night me and Marlin are going through the arsenal versus sporting game
We have a suite and full access to stream at the game. We can't stream the game, but we can stream ourselves
That's not the Eiffel Tower, that's the Big Bang.
That's not the Big Bang.
What is that?
So yeah, we have a suite at the Arsenal game. Shout out to the Arsenal.
And we're going on like this little like Arsenal talk show before the game that they want us to come on and like for like, I don't know, it's pretty cool.
So that's going to be tomorrow.
Bro, you can't name more than 10 footballers. Yes, I can messy Rinaldo and Bop a
Rinaldino
Marcelo LaMigna mall
Yaka Saka Saka Saka
Vinnie Vinnie
Neymar and
Haland bang that's 10
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Sneakle lost a tooth?
That's so weird.
It makes me feel so uncomfortable.
Yeah, it is hard to be publicly executed, yes.
What are we talking about?
Man.
I'm not sure how to explain this.
I'm not sure how to explain this.
I'm not sure how to explain this.
Low key tomorrow night after the game?
Like what time's the game at?
We should do the bar hopping tomorrow night with cinnamon and sketch
Name 10 English football teams brother what is that is England like English America or what?
Well English is like English.
England, okay.
I mean you got like Spain, you got Barcelona, I mean I can just name countries though, no?
If you want me to name ten football teams.
10 Premier League teams. Arsenal, Sporting, Manchester United, Miami, Inter
Miami. Oh, we gotta get out of the Uber Chat. I'll finish in a sec.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck!
How are you doing, man?
I'll make this thing work.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know.
No, he's an American.
He's an American.
We'll be expensive on the high street.
Okay.
You can get drinks and stuff if you want.
I appreciate you, man. Thank you.
What the fuck?
Can you look what the code is?
The code?
Did you send it in the JEPPS?
Yeah.
Oh, me?
Was that me?
Yeah, I don't know what's next.
Yeah, OK.
We kind of know where I put that.
The tool is like 10.
Oh, the English accent on it.
It's pretty much...
Is he coming back or...?
You too, Ralph.
You too.
Shut up, Brixton.
I think you gotta stop singing that.
I'll get some work out of it.
Do you mind having to go up these when you're drunk?
Oh my god.
We're gonna wake up so early for this shoot.
How do you know what we're doing?
D'oh!
Can you do it?
What? I'm off the door?
I don't know. I only want to hear it.
Pull that key out of that fucking hole!
Pull that key out of that dirty ass hole!
You can probably show it now.
Pull it, there we go.
Oh, is she sleeping? She's actually cooked.
I just woke up.
You just woke up?
I just woke up.
You're fucked.
Why? She's... her whole life is getting miserable now.
I mean, it would be miserable regardless.
No, you know what's going to happen? You're going to wake up at like 4 am.
Hey, did you say how many burgers?
No, they're all closed.
So we're either going to have to find a store to go to, or just use the door-dash thing.
But everything closes.
Dude, pull up your pants.
Huh?
Pull up your pants.
Well pants fall down, never a bad shout at all.
You should have came up.
You know what I'm saying right here?
I'm not ending.
Not if I ever get to end.
What the fuck is moonlight drinks?
What the fuck is Moonlight Drinks?
What the fuck is this?
Wait, I don't want to see the address.
Uzmin Super Marquee.
They have four roll-ups.
Well, y'all can't see me.
Put it on the main injects.
Oh, they can.
I wish there was better lighting in here see if you can hold it
Delay.
Fucking job.
It's on the camera's end.
Wait, something's delayed on the camera?
Or maybe it's...
It's on the camera's end, geek of the week award.
Wait, someone said get asked, what's asked of?
Hello?
It's a Walmart.
No it's, they don't have Walmart here.
You just told me to talk.
Hello?
It is.
It's a Walmart.
It's a Walmart.
It's a Walmart.
It's a Walmart.
It's a Walmart.
It's a Walmart.
It's a Walmart.
it is delayed
oh
I'm black
oh wait hold on now
Yeah, what should I do tomorrow before the premier before before the Arsenal game?
London. Go to Croydon? No, no, no, Marlon's going to be live already.
some some should earn a day he tweeted I have a classic m3 tweet on my timeline it
says tomorrow full stream was about to be cinema until I saw the last part in
the last part is a stream of me classic m3 hating
Go to the London Eye in Big Ben?
Yeah, I was looking at his ass, and we did it on a vlog.
I'm not going to Brixton.
There's gotta be someone I can link up with in London
before the game tomorrow.
I'm not collabing with Bonnie Blue.
Bro, have you practiced for the match at all, son?
I mean, I was supposed to do something with Gejie on the 19th?
Well, I can ask him if he wants to do it tomorrow instead, bro, but yeah, I don't know if it's
smart for me to I don't know if it's a good idea for me to train and go play
football tomorrow because my body's already sore like my body's already super
sore from the thousand threes so I kind of just want to let my body rest do a
a card opening tomorrow for LaMigna Mall. What is that? What? You got to work through
the pain though. You know, do you think you guys think Marlin super sore? Let me ask Marlin.
Are you still super sore?
No, he did a full workout.
So why am I sore?
Why is my body still so sore?
What is Broadwater Farm?
You have to be in prayer with me.
You should look it up to see if it will work.
What is that?
Why are you saying GG?
in LA Sissy. What is Broadwater Farm? It's a gang area. Okay, not going there then.
Deji has something tomorrow morning? Yeah, it's with me dumbass. I'm filming a YouTube video with Deji
tomorrow morning. I'm just trying to figure out what to do after that. What
time is the Arsenal game? Arsenal sporting game. It's at 20 o'clock. Like what
What is that even mean?
That's 8pm.
I mean, yeah, bro, I could definitely figure something out to do in London a little bit
before that.
Right?
Right?
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure something out.
I'll figure...
Oh, I could have just do desktop.
Not a match out at all, actually.
No, I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out.
My A-Chat.
I'm going to get off, bro.
I'm exhausted, man.
I'm super tired super jet lag and I got to wake up at fucking 8 a.m. To go to this shoot tomorrow morning with Deji
For a YouTube video while I'm out here making sure I'm capitalizing on all the YouTube stuff
So I will be vlogging that so it will be in my own London vlog
But I'm also gonna be doing while I'm out here. I'm filming a YouTube video with Deji
I'm filming a try not to laugh with me KSI and Marlin
And I'm also filming a video with the Sidemen and another YouTube video with Nico
So I'm gonna be doing a lot of YouTube videos while I'm out here and all that stuff is gonna be in the vlog on my YouTube
Should be pinned what my YouTube is so there's gonna be another vlog that's posted after I'm done with London
As well as streams every day, but tomorrow
I'm gonna figure something out to do beforehand and then Marlin's gonna be taking me to my first football game
We're going to the Arsenal vs. Sporting game
And I'm gonna be placing I'm probably gonna pull five count arsenal honestly. I'm on a heater right now
I'm actually on a fucking heater, but yeah, and then day after that
It's like Paris with Darla and then we got Sidemen charity practice Sidemen charity match and a stream of Deji
So very very busy these next few days and yeah, but appreciate y'all for watching
I love y'all and
W stream in the chat was very very very very fun today shout out max
Um, wait, Jason is Jason live?
Um, wait.
But I love y'all, bro.
And I'm going to see you guys tomorrow, bro, for the game.
Make sure to join the calm on my clippers.
The clipping pool is getting increased a ton very soon next month, so make sure y'all are clipping and I love y'all, bro
But I don't have an outro, so I'm just gonna play some random shit wait did that rain not go through or did it?
But yeah, I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow, bro. I'm gonna see y'all. I'm gonna see y'all soon very soon very soon
Go watch the vlog if you haven't yet mod spam up the vlog
Go watch the vlog if you have not
Love y'all
You know, uh, he got a chat, bro, go show y'all the stuff up.