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⚽ MY FIRST FOOTBALL MATCH ⚽ ARSENAL vs SPORTING ⚽ LONDON DAY 2 ⚽ $5000 ON ARSENAL ⚽ SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH IN 3 DAYS ⚽
04-15-2026 · 5h 58m
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Thank you.
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Hello
What a fucking my money
What the fuck why can I hear myself
Why can I myself
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Put it on God it's my put it on God it's money. Yeah, I'm getting trolled
I know why
I don't know how to fix it.
It's lagging? Yeah, I know.
I'ma show you what I do.
One night I need to, one night I need to.
What's it gonna do?
Wait, do y'all even hear the music?
Can y'all, like, tell me right now.
Can y'all even hear the music or no?
Yes. Okay, I mean, that's good news.
Hold on a minute.
What's it gonna do?
What's it gonna do?
Alright, I guess we're doing no intro.
I guess we're doing no intro.
I guess we're just doing no fucking intro, bro.
It's laggy, yeah, because I don't...
Do I wake Drew up?
I
Don't have a stream Drew is lagging again
He's dreaming about dick like why
Come up with that Drew's you guys think Drew's just laying there dreaming about fucking big big black dick. No
Was good yeah, let's go was good was good
I know it's a little lag about it fix it. London Wi-Fi so bad brother everything in London is so bad
Like oh London y'all all my Londonese people do you have any good about this place?
Straight up. Is there anything good about this place? I missed your fat?
I say
London, I will give you all this.
I had Nando's for the first time today.
Y'all got it.
Nando's is good.
Nando's is actually good.
I got medium chicken.
I put a little bit of corn in the mashed potatoes
and I dipped the chicken in the nice little sauce.
Y'all do actually have good spot in Nando's.
If Nando's was in the U.S.,
I would eat Nando's.
Facts.
This is actually fire
Hold on Jack. We're fixing a lag fixing the lag. It's gonna f for a sec. I believe it's gonna f for a sec
The quality it's pixelated heartbreak emoji. Yo, don't put a heartbreak emoji in my chat as if you're fucking heartbroken
I'm not gonna go for that. I don't want to see no. I don't want to see any heartbreak emojis in my chat
Hot up
Stop with the heartbreak
Thoughts on the Sun's don't worry. I'm gonna get into all that bro. I'm gonna get into all that I'm gonna get it all
There's no need to talk about the Sun's oh now there's these are the Sun's cuz they fucking remember leg there is these
You can't do it unless you end the stream, huh
There's Nando's in Dallas. Wait, Nando's is in the US?
Oh, it's not cap.
I
Just a sigh this is just a fucking sigh dude. I can't like it's every time I go live
Cinema stream wait, can you guys even hear me can y'all even hear me right? I'm not who just said say six seven
you
Can you guys hear me now?
Ron, switch it to the back.
Can you hear me now?
You're muted.
I'm not muted.
Yes, okay, we're good.
Unfortunately, don't say unfortunately.
You guys are very happy that you can hear me.
You guys should be very, very grateful.
You can hear me and see my beautiful face.
And I'm very happy to see your guys' beautiful faces
on this nice, very nice Wednesday day.
Wait, is it Wednesday?
Yes, on this very nice Wednesday day.
Okay?
Why are y'all calling?
And then you guys say, uh, in piggy.
Like, you guys are just fucking dickwebs.
Yeah, that's right.
You guys are a bunch of fucking dickwebs.
You're a bunch of dickwebs.
Yo, I'm not falling for this shit
about Marlon wants you to call him.
I'm not falling for this shit.
I'm not falling for this shit.
Also, also to all you kids,
I'm about to put you guys in your place.
I didn't think we had to do this anymore.
It's 2026.
Guys, we're not doing calm wars, okay?
It's middle of the night last night.
I wake up this morning to a fucking calm war in the big 26.
We don't do that anymore, okay?
We're not doing that, all right?
You guys, I don't know what's gotten into y'all.
I don't know what's gotten into y'all.
I don't know if you're bored
because I'm not live during the day.
I don't know what's going on.
We're not doing calm wars in 26, bro.
Especially not with people that I enjoy streaming with every single day. So you guys aren't going to sit there and talk shit to other people
And we're not fighting with any other comms. Okay, we're not doing that
We're gonna we're gonna focus on the streams and enjoy the content and just smile. Okay, we're not doing comm wars
Okay, I don't care. I don't care. It's not we didn't start it. Yo, brother
I don't it doesn't matter that doesn't matter. Don't we mean us
It doesn't matter, bro. We're not doing that. It's lame. That's just lame. Just because there's a few morons in a calm
Does not mean that it's an entire community. You guys think our community doesn't have a few fucking dweebs in it, brother
We got hella dweebs. Have you seen have you seen snowy? Have you seen Devin?
We got dweebs in our shit, too, bro. You can't you can't mush the bad apples into the whole apple tree, okay?
So, no, we're not doing calm wars, all right?
The only time that, like, there's no need
to ever get negative, bro, ever.
I don't like what I woke up to today, okay?
I don't like that.
I don't like that, especially because I love Marlon
and we love Shrima together.
And when calms create tension between each other,
that shit's lame, all right?
So yes, daddy just puts you guys in your place.
Yeah, I'm your daddy.
I'm your daddy.
And I just bent you over.
I took a big wooden spoon and I spanked you with it.
How do you like it?
How do you like your motherfucker?
How do you like it, bitch?
Jason said he would beat your ass.
There's no way y'all genuinely think
Jason beats me in a fight.
Are you delusional?
There's no way you think Jason's beating me in a fight.
He does guys.
Let me explain something to you.
There's weight classes in boxing for a reason, all right.
I'm a whole 60 pound 50, 60 pounds heavier than Jason.
Jason's punches wouldn't even phase me.
Not to mention I have actual boxing experience.
I trained with a real boxing trainer for six months.
I know shit, bro.
Y'all think y'all think I'm just some scrub that doesn't know how to throw hands, bro
You throw me in I've done ball chain training before I've done it. I've done it. What you what you done?
Wait, I've done really done this shit
I've really done this shit, bro
I'm the king bro punches like the dude who punched your easiest lick this side of the
equator pipe down wait is London on a whole different side of an equator
What's with the ego today brother? There's no ego. I just woke up and I just realized
ding ding I'm the shit. I fuck shit up. I'm not the one who opens the door. I'm the one who knocks,
Now before we head out and go to this game, is there anything that y'all want me to react
to?
Is there anything y'all want me to react to?
Can you explain this?
That Lacey, get your chain back.
Oh, I left my chain at the shoe.
That's why I'm live a little later today chat.
The shoot got pushed back about two hours.
So I was at a shoot with Deji.
And then I'm not gonna lie, fell asleep.
Not gonna lie, fell asleep.
This London time zone shit is really fucking me up.
All right, wait, what do I need to react to?
What do I need to react to?
We gotta go through reacts quick.
React to the sun's losing.
No, no, no, we have longer than that, don't worry.
What is this?
Yeah, I saw this
You know what let's just face time FaceTime Browadis
Starting a FaceTime call to Browadis
Y'all think he's gonna answer
Wait, what time is it in LA? Oh
Oh, it's super early for him. Fuck, I keep forgetting. I keep forgetting the time zones.
Alright, let's just react to what he said, though.
No. I need to say, fuck the play-in and fuck Adam Silver or whoever made it, bro. Why are
the Suns as a seventh seed having to play extra games to make the playoff? It doesn't
make any sense. The player should be only eight verse nine for the last spot.
That's it, bro. The Phoenix Suns were the seventh seed. If you're top seven in a
tough-ass Western conference all season and you're playing games against
OKC, Denver, San Antonio, the Lakers, Houston, and you're top seven, you deserve to make the playoffs.
You don't go to play extra games.
Brother, if you're top seven, then just win the game, right?
Like just, bro, this bad, bro.
They're a fraudulent top seven.
They had an easy schedule.
Just, if they're really a top seven team,
then just win the game and they'll be top seven.
At home, come on, bro.
Just win the game.
It's not that hard.
Against a bum ass trailblazers,
you have a dude who I've never even heard of
dropping 41 points.
He dropped 41 points on y'all in the playing.
He made Devin, yo, I'm not gonna lie.
Devin Booker gets paid 80, what is it like,
70 something mil in his contract?
Bro, I mean, Berwadis, you just can't make it up.
You can't make it up, you can't,
how do you, how do you let this dude drop,
how do you let Demi drop 41?
You don't have to play extra games.
That's fucked up.
The top seven should have a spot secured.
The only plan bullshits should be 8 vs 9 and for the 10th seed, why does the 10th seed have a chance?
There's only 15 teams in the conference, 10th seed in the bottom 5, bro!
The sun should have been lost!
FLOOR!
He's gonna cry!
Oh, bro!
Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo! Sun's lost!
Oh no, boo-hoo!
Bro, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, because guess what?
If the Suns lose, they're out of the playoffs.
If the Suns win, they're still out of the playoffs because they played the Thunder.
It's a lose-lose! It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
Like, cry about it, Suns fans. Lakers in five. Lakers in five.
See y'all in the finals. Lakers in five. God!
I can't wait until the Lakers just put belt to asses whole playoffs.
It's gonna feel so good. It's gonna feel so good.
It's gonna feel so good, dude. Oh, I can't wait
All right, let's see this guy's sending. What is this? What is this?
Phase rug couldn't stop laughing as his all there's live footage
This try and this the game or the stream actually
No that was a bad way to...
45 weeks of fucking season!
Why are we in the play-in?
What are you talking about?
The seven seed should not have to play a fucking extra game.
Take this, take your ball.
The seven seed should not have to play an extra fucking game to make the playoffs.
The player should be eight seed versus nine seed.
Oh no, bro.
Yo, I'm so excited for this NBA playoffs, bro.
The thing about me is I'm not gonna have to stress and rage during games because I'm a Lakers fan and
The Lakers are going to the finals
So I'm not gonna feel this type of negative energy and anger in this because the Lakers are going to the finals
I'm not gonna have to feel this
As a Lakers fan, we are out. We are not out. You got to try this? Yeah, I'm gonna try this,
but I'm sore right now. My arms are so sore from the three-point competition,
so I'm gonna wait till my arms aren't sore. Can you explain last night, Jason Love fucked
my throat. I'm not kidding. Last night, Jason Love fucked my throat. I'm not kidding. Okay.
Why does this dude actually look like a fat lesbian?
Did the pearly gates of heaven just hit my face? What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck just happened?
Brother!
I just can't catch a break. I can't catch a break bro. Now the sun's blinding me in my face
Now the sun's blinding me in my face nice. All right, let's go because there is actually a lot
Yo, I can't turn off the Sun I don't even know like what do you mean turn off the Sun?
Maybe cover it do you guys think I just have like a mod menu wait all right, so
Okay
This I didn't really get to fully react in this chat chat, did y'all see this this is insane
What the?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Hey bro, hey bro, hey bro!
What the f**k, bro!
What the f**k?
Am I lagging?
Those...
Can't you finish them?
F**k these ones!
What the f**k are these?
What's the problem, bro?
What's the problem, bro?
Hey, what the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean, this is just, bro.
I don't care if you dislike him as a person,
if you dislike him as a streamer,
if you disagree with his opinion,
if you hate him, if you don't like anything he says.
Bro, this is scary, bro.
Like, first thing that comes to my mind is like,
if you wanna punch someone in the face,
at least square up with them.
Don't just walk up and sucker punch someone
while they're looking at their phone.
At least square up.
But second, it's like,
I don't know dude, this is scary.
Cause this could happen to any,
this could literally happen to anyone.
If you just piss the wrong person off,
this can happen to anyone.
And then I saw him sneak up and say that
that he got maced in the face as well.
I don't know, right? It's whole I
Think this is just fucked up. This is weird. I don't know maybe super uncomfortable
Makes me kind of scared bro because a lot of people don't like me a lot of people don't like me
So this kind of makes me like scared
Ginger applied
Hey, mate give me your WhatsApp
I mean, I just don't have any fucking Wi-Fi here. I can't even respond to them.
And then I saw this as well last night.
Clav ends his stream after reportedly overdosing.
I don't really know what happened here.
Um
Anybody putting a w in the chat you're actually weird on okay, that's weird that's weird
Bro, you should never, it doesn't matter if you don't like someone or if you don't agree
with someone's views or if you even hate someone.
No one does, like he, no, like this is like people celebrating potential death.
Like he could have, he could have, he could have actually died and I'm going to be honest.
I really think that clav has terrible people around him, bro.
awful people around him like are you fucking kidding me you see someone
overdosing in front of your two eyes and your first human response is yo do you
You want to addy?
It's this whole situation, it's so sad, bro, because the truth is it's literally just a
matter of time.
It's just a matter of time.
he had that seizure and then this, like at some point,
when do you get a realization pill
and be like, damn, my lifestyle's got to change.
So you don't literally kill yourself.
Sad for what?
Because it's a human life.
No matter what our opinion is,
no matter what we say,
no matter if we like other people or don't like other people,
Nobody deserves to have their life gone.
It's human life.
It's the most precious thing on the planet.
Like, someone needs to help.
This is sad.
Everybody's gonna call the whale in the chat.
is this true I can't eat like like what are you fucking sending me please stop
stop scrolling and take a moment.
That's warning! Stop right now!
Watch out! I've got momentum!
We begin with breaking news from Oakland Golden State Warriors forward
Tung Tung Tung, security's dying.
So Tang Tang Tang is a forward for the Golden State Warriors and he died.
I can't.
Brother, what the fuck is my luck?
Why is there a sun beam right on my face when I'm trying to stream?
Maybe close the curtain.
I don't think there is a curtain.
Jin said to call him. Okay, hold on.
Wait, I have to chat. I have to save his number in WhatsApp because all the UK people they use WhatsApp.
Okay.
Call. New contact.
Genj. Wait United Kingdom right? Bro they have some weird ass phone numbers here.
Okay Genj. Call. I can't. I can't.
Hey, how about this American number and you mean that's really weird?
Hey, Ginge.
What'd you say?
Are you okay, mate?
Yo, what's up, mate?
How you doing, mate?
Yeah.
Yeah, you don't need dog.
I'm fucking top notch.
I'm in the hood.
I'm just chilling, you know?
You're in the hood?
Yo, Ginge, I have a question.
I saw a TikTok and somebody said, oh, I went on the toilet and just took a big
Manchester United.
Yeah
So so is Manchester United shit
Okay, so here's my question is Arsenal in the same division as Manchester United
Yeah
They're both going to win the same amount of lead titles this season because they're fucking shit.
Oh, they're both winning zero?
Yep, exactly.
Okay, well, I'm going to an Arsenal game tonight.
Fuck off.
I am. I got a suite at the Arsenal vs. Sporting game.
Oh my God.
Lady, who are you supporting?
Arsenal.
No, no.
I wanted you to come but you never answered.
Well, to be fair, I wouldn't have been able to come anyway, but you'd probably be supporting
sporting.
Why?
What's sporting?
Sporting and a best team in Portugal.
And at the end of the day, if you asked your chat now, Lisa, who do you want to win?
I bet you they all say sporting.
Chad, who do you want to win?
Arsenal or sporting?
Wait, but, but, Ginge, I have $5,000 on Arsenal.
Is that a bad bet?
Oh my God.
That's bad?
You might as well just fucking burn it, mate.
Now, I've got this arsenal,
now arsenal probably should win,
but I've got this, we want a story to win.
Okay, listen mate, what are you gonna be in London, mate?
I'm coming down tomorrow, mate.
Okay, well, do you wanna hang out?
Not tomorrow, but a different,
like one of the days you're here?
Yeah, yeah, we can do, we can do, no problem.
Have you got anything planned that you wanna do?
Okay, we should do something.
We should do something after training.
After training.
After the charity match practice.
Right, okay, no worries.
I'll get thinking.
I don't really know what the way to do in London.
I'll see what's around us.
Oh, mate, there's so much to do in London, mate.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
London is your total and you need to understand that.
You might come over here,
could you throw a leak?
Cause you've been America thinking
London's the best place on earth.
It's fucking work.
Yeah, I know it's work.
Yesterday I went to Leachester Square.
Look, I gotta show you, you didn't do it to women trying to sue you.
Yeah, she tried to fucking sue me for nothing.
Welcome to London, that's all I've got to say.
You know what she told me did? She said, oh, she said, oh, I know lawyers.
I'm gonna try to do her accent. I'm gonna, she said, I'm gonna sue, I'm gonna sue you.
I'm gonna sue you for muting your camera.
The muting your camera?
That's what she said, yeah.
Yeah, but are you GDPR trained?
What?
Do you understand what GDPR is GDP is that is the great Britain currency?
No, that's GBP may the GDR is general data protection regulation
Are you trained in GDPR or not? Because if not they might be able to see that. Yes, I am
Yes, I don't have it on me right now downstairs
I give an apartment yeah okay okay okay fair enough right so you you think you
think about what you want to do Friday and then and then we'll go from there
all right I'll message you now that I have your WhatsApp number oh and James
one last thing before you go. Manchester is blue. Oh, young up. Wait, what does that mean?
Why did y'all tell me to say that? What did I just say? What does that mean? Is that bad?
Uh-oh. Wait, what does Manchester is blue mean?
He has got no idea what the fuck he's even on about.
I actually have fear of glue.
That's racist?
Wait, what?
Wait, I just said something racist?
No, we don't.
I'm not leaving until Marlon leaves.
Okay, and guess what?
fine but guess what Jake works with Marlin and if Marlin's not there at 630
why does a little like King L a guy to be there six maybe because he hasn't
even left yet okay I have his location let's check right now yeah what's the
the stadium at the games at Emirates
Emirates
okay Emirates Stadium Emirates Stadium
All right. We are 35 minutes away. Marlin is 29 minutes away.
Wait. Chad has a 30 minute drive. Bad.
There's no way there's traffic in London
Not yet. No the game doesn't start for two hours
That's what I'm saying dude the game doesn't start until eight o'clock
We don't you know what guess what you're we don't have to be there six
You know why cuz I'm a little late King LA front of bay we in LA, but we in London
Oh, I'm about to get some dindin in my tum tum
Also, I knew you'd go with the other one. So when you go with an adaptive, you should go up and then...
I was going to drop that key off.
Oh, so you want to go to Adapt's house as well?
Yeah.
Okay, so we should probably leave so we can do that and then go...
No, no, no, you want to lie?
Alright, we'll leave when you want to leave. That's fine.
Thank you.
Holy shit, you're in the heaven gate.
I know.
Wait, that's the curtain closes, Bobby's closing.
Or is it too dark down?
No, it's too black in here.
Because Chad, we gotta react to the end of this game real quick.
Or should I?
Should I?
Okay, Chad, who's the best player on Arsenal?
Who should I be cheering for?
Tell Drew he can't wear that sweater to the game.
They'll beat him up.
Wait, I can't wear a blue?
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, Chad, the only other hoodie I have
I have a Barcelona hoodie. Can I wear Barcelona to the arsenal game? Yes, you want to know why why?
Because I'll tell you why right now the reason that you can wear a Barcelona hoodie to an arsenal game is because
Arsenal is actually the Premier League. There's all same. No, no, no, because Arsenal is the Premier League and
Barcelona is a whole different league. It's a whole different league
Fuck I don't have right wait
We have the face paint, you should be able to paint my face paint, yeah, yeah, you have
to paint my face paint, I need to paint my face in the game.
Can we all watch the end of this game though, chat?
Cause this is fucking insane.
This is insane by the way.
He's performing. It's a play.
Bam with the big six points. Yeah, Bam's three-point game might have been the biggest like the Luke in NDA history.
Bang!
What a shot!
A two-point game, that'd be a three-point game.
And you guys gotta admit, everybody who's watching is not the key engine of that.
Like, okay, I gotta go through this.
Why on planet Earth with 13 seconds left, down three points, is this the shot that
you're taking?
Why is this the shot you're taking
But it works
But it works
So it's white is it meaning there's no hundred percent mother shot
You did this
Over time
That was a Lacey shot
Now we got over time
Yeah, do you all think the Hornets can win a series or no
50 seconds left, picture makes his move, hard drive.
Great lag, great lag, watch again with that right hand there.
Second back, I'm in the lead.
With 26 seconds left now, we're done.
You're in here with a three ball.
Top the lever, he buries it from the corner.
James looking.
The mellow doesn't play winning basketball.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Because he just called the game.
Because he just called game.
What do you mean the mellow doesn't play game?
He doesn't play winning basketball, he just won the game.
Wow, absolute cinema.
Lamello ball with the game winner.
I really think the Hornets can go far in the playoffs.
Is that crazy to say?
Is that crazy to say?
Like, unless they run in to the Lakers,
they could low key make a run.
Lamello ball is him.
Can't wait to see you at the Arsenal game, Lacey.
Wait, are you guys actually going
to come say hi to me at the Arsenal game?
Finally call that along.
Call ADAPT.
Calling ADAPT.
We gonna jump you?
Yo.
Yo ADAPT can I, I'm live by the way can I come, can I come give you this key?
Oh yeah.
gonna jump you? Yo, I'm live, by the way. Can I come give you this key? Okay, send...
Okay, that works. Can you wait? Yo, Muddy, can you send me to low?
I think we're on the same street.
We are not.
Wait, let me see how far you are from me.
Chad was that tough?
How I said that?
You got a UAV problem.
Yeah, I got your UAV on.
Okay, I'm going to pull up on you.
I'm going to pull up on you.
I'm going to be there and probably like,
I'll text you when I'm in the lobby.
Okay, bet.
All right.
I'll see you soon.
All right, peace.
No, I have to give adaptive my the key to here because he's gonna stream from my setup
today.
He's gonna do a desktop.
Check the calm.
All right, let me check on.
No, I know.
I know.
Sina took my chain.
She snatched my shit.
That's what I'm getting that shit back at, what's pinned?
Going to wait for you at the game with a bunch of knife emojis.
Watch this before the arsenal game.
Okay, wait chat chat how lit are our football matches cuz I've actually never been to a football match in my life like straight up
I've never been to one.
What colors are so great red?
So how important is this game to win?
Saka then
Saka's a good player
There's again, Martinelli into all twice. It's party
Here's the main threat. Get up. It's a Bappé. Wait, wait, squirting hasn't Bappé?
Here's the main threat. It's a Bappé
Wait, hold on a minute. Sporting FC roster.
Bruh, why am I on fucking Yahoo dude?
Sporting FC roster.
I'm just trying to see if they have anybody good.
Okay, Luis Suarez, Genie Katamato, Giovanni Quahenda,
more in the Hujulamand, Max Emiliano Arujuo, Francisco Trincao, Alyson Santos,
Nuno Santos, brothers right here, Luis Guiliharme, Usamane Diomende,
Solamane Faye and Pedro Gancao. Okay, I mean not really any star, not really
any star players here besides Francisco Trenacau. Not really any star players here besides him.
Now let's look at the Arsenal roster. Victor Gaiacores, Bukai Osaka, best player in my opinion
right here is Bukai Osaka. Martin Zero-Degard, Eberace Eze, Declan Rice, Max Domen, Noni Maduki,
Kai Havertz, William Saliba, David Raya, and Gabriel Jesus, and Gabriel Martinelli.
Honestly, Arsenal roster clears here.
I think Arsenal roster clears here.
Rice and Saka are just too good.
Like Saka and Declan Rice are just way too good.
Rice is, Declan Rice is such a good midfielder.
Like in my opinion, here's my opinion on how this game goes.
Declan Rice, he's an English professional footballer and he plays as a defensive midfielder in the Premier League club.
And he's what Rice is known for is his versatility, his stamina, his ball carrying, and his tackling.
He's actually, in my opinion, one of the best midfielders in the world.
So...
Holy LARP.
Brother, it's not LARP. It's called learning. It's not LARP. It's called learning.
He has four goals in 31 games?
What?
That's a on God. That's how I was going to say what's the first one to the second one. I know what to say.
First save.
The leader's made a run.
Lovely pass from Batte.
The second was selfie. It was stealthy. It was threatening.
He's the best goalie in the world.
Does Arsenal have a good goalie?
Oh, it's a car.
That's a car! Saka's too quick! Saka too quick!
She's definitely nice!
It's a really scary game!
It takes her to the end of the screen!
I'm gonna be honest, yeah? Okay.
I'm gonna tell you all this right now.
Growing up, I never watched football.
I never watched soccer.
But recently, I've actually been getting, like,
highlight reels and stuff on my TikTok For You page.
Like, last night, I saw this, this TikTok
of LaMiglia Mall he dribbled around like four defenders
and then this morning I saw this one TikTok it was um
it was called it was a thing called messy the impossible shot
and basically it was like how messy like defined science and scored this
crazy ass goal. All the football fans probably know exactly what I'm talking
about
but I've actually been enjoying watching football I've actually been enjoying
starting to watch it and I kind of want to start to learn it.
And the other snap is as loud as it is...
How did he get the ball around them?
He was skinny.
But today...
Merino...
That goalie is insane.
He's folding up!
Wait, are you allowed to do that?
Oh my god, Saka's so good.
Again, brilliant, incredible play from Sucker, the way he's just gliding past players.
Rice is a demon!
Wait!
He's on Arsenal still, Rice!
He's a demon!
Rice is a demon!
Because I think he's gone over the wall.
Yo, Rice is an actual demon!
top corner. Is he a striker, Chad? Is Rice a striker?
Touched for the serve, Jessup.
Here's Skelly. Chris gives out the train by Michel Molino.
Is a C.M. is that...
Just watch him, he's gone away from Gordon Morino.
There! Oh my God.
Just look at the three or four yards to give himself that space.
It's such a different rice might be the best player in the world
Right right I just watched rice
Is rice on the same level is
Is Declan Rice on the same level as like
Ronaldo and Messi and stuff?
Finish your turn.
That's cheap, it's like.
What a game.
Y'all, I low key have been getting hype
to watch soccer games.
I low key am very excited and hyped to go watch this game.
I'm not even trolling.
I'm being so serious.
I'm actually very excited.
I'm actually very excited.
Let me post on my Instagram.
Actually, I'll wait till I'm there, I'll wait till I'm there.
Rage bait, it's not rage bait, Chad, you're sure I'm gonna understand, okay?
And I know that a lot of you guys are diehard football fans, but I, I, I'm not, it's not
lark.
I openly say that I've never watched football in my life, right?
I grew up in pencil, Erie, Pennsylvania, where football is not a very popular sport.
Recently I've been actually starting to watch football a little bit and get into it and it's actually very very fun
Like I'm actually starting to learn a little bit. I'm seeing like crazy players like I saw um
What's his name I saw this one highlight reel of him Bop a yo, he's nuts. He's crazy
But I still think Lameenia mall is gonna be the best player of all time ever
Are you ready to get ready to get going to her? Let's get going
Because here's the thing about Lameenia mall chat Lameenia mall has like messy dribbling Ronaldo shooting
All in one. He's just he's just him. He's him
Yeah, you're good
It's not D1.
you
you
You
Let me go over here. One, two, three, four, sixes. I don't even know if you guys can
see me right now, but...
LET'S GO ARSENAL!
Let's go Arsenal!
Which end do they put?
Do they do this stuff in English football?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hold on. I'm pulling the chat up. Wait, why are y'all saying take that off? Take that
off? Wait, why? A little bit of Nando's chicken for the road? Son, wrong sport. Brother, I'm
a wear face paint. If I want to wear face paint, we're going to a football match. My first
football match. Y'all understand how excited I am? And I get to see a top 10 player in
fucking world I get to see Declan Rice are you serious? Come on bruh.
No phone ringing?
Who's at the door?
What was that?
Uh, three kids and one is streaming.
Nice.
What was that?
Uh, three kids and one is streaming.
Brother, leave my fucking house!
He's six, seven, yo.
Leave!
You're going to get hit!
You're going to get hit!
You're going to get hit!
Open the door!
I'm not opening the fucking door for you!
You got me what?
You got me biscuits?
We had people know we're...what?
I haven't even been here for a day and people are showing up to my door!
He wants to come to the Arsenal game?
Are y'all trolling or being serious?
He probably could actually show up.
Could we get one more person to come through?
I'm not trolling, I'm talking to Arsenal.
I don't know.
Paul Jinxie.
Well y'all are probably just trolling again.
Look at my dick on the screen.
Looks like a dick, it's my thumb.
He's not even live.
Okay, so y'all are just trolling me.
Why do you guys find it funny to troll me every single day?
Do you guys ever like stop?
He said it yesterday?
All right, hold on.
Bro.
You're a fucking loser.
Three viewers for a seven-time.
Oh
Leave my house
L Londoners L Londoners dude
I don't want your fucking biscuits, dude!
Brother, I'm getting spawn camped out of- I'm getting spawn camped.
Yeah, so do this I'm gonna go take a leak
I just don't want to chat on this phone
Oh, that's all right.
Fuck, Lacey has my phone, I don't know if it's successful.
Wait, Lacey, you have my phone, I can't tell if it switched or not.
Hey, you have my phone.
What?
You have my phone.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, you do, you're streaming off of it.
Oh!
I can't tell if it switched because I don't know what's happening.
Yo, can I always see the world's smallest sink?
Yeah, sink.
Here's your phone.
Bro, we need to go outside and talk to them.
Just tell them to fuck off.
Wait, do we even have the Uber yet or no?
No, we don't have the Uber because you decided you want to walk to a dApps house when we're already 20 minutes late.
We are?
Yes.
We were supposed to leave for 25 minutes ago.
And Jake's calling.
going. Hold on. Hello? Yo, quick question. Could we get one? Could we get one more person to come or no?
Actually, I want to say because Jinxie said he wanted to go to the game, so I want to invite Jinxie.
I don't know for sure. I was just going to call him and invite him.
Okay, let me know.
Alright.
Oh, you need to bring your ID.
I do?
Yeah.
For what?
Alright, don't bring it.
Wait, do you have a house key?
Yo, Chad, is it just yours?
You always have an attitude.
You need to bring an ID.
I say for what?
I ask a simple question.
You say, alright, don't bring it then.
My god, be a princess, yes!
Because you know damn well if you weren't on stream,
you would have just said, okay.
No, I'm just asking for what?
We're going to a soccer game in expensive special seats.
Jinxie's live, he doesn't even have a cameraman. Drew acts like an actual girl.
Do you have the key?
Yeah.
You're wearing a jacket like a little nippy.
Well, I'm just gonna buy a jersey there.
I want to buy Arsenal jersey and I want to buy Arsenal and a sporting jersey so in case sporting wins
I could take my arsenal jersey off and celebrate that's why I'm wearing blue
Can we have security just not with at the house?
That's a bad idea
Oh, Jake said that he doesn't even know, okay, Jake's in the driver's room himself.
Why did you all say pre-staffed?
Guys, I doubt Jinxie would even want to come.
Yeah, there's still...
There's just camp in a door.
Absolutely, we need this.
What the fuck?
I didn't mean it up here.
There's spawn camp in my door.
How the fuck do you mean it on this app?
I could just unplug it.
Alright, one of them is nice then. One of them is like, hey guys, like, hey, you know what, you can even unmute it.
It's going to be nice.
They say, hey guys, I appreciate you. You'll come if you'll not come out of the door.
Hey fellas, nice to meet you.
Thanks, I appreciate y'all, but y'all is not coming to house right now, so I'm not the hug.
Ah, I'm not going to hug you now.
Give me a hug, give me a hug, I need a hug.
Oh my God, I'll hug you, please.
Thanks you guys, nice to meet you guys.
We good.
We look good.
I'm on an Arsenal game.
It's also good.
Yes, sir.
Nice to meet you fellas.
Follow me.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Dude
Okay, all right now I have a UAB on a death and I got to track him down
Wait, I don't want to leak word that's that either
The matter he didn't tell me to put it down so I feel like we should be fine
True
Yo, I'm here!
Okay, I think I'm here.
Wait, is it a bar?
You're at a bar?
Bro, where the fuck is Adapt?
He's at a bar.
He's at a bar.
I'm just waiting for a friend. He's at the bar.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm just dropping something off.
He's just a nice little fella.
He likes to come to the bar and get sendy.
Thank you.
It's a very posh place here, very posh.
Oh, there he is right here!
Oh, he's right here.
What's that?
Yes, my address got leaked and there's kids outside that gave me tea and cookies.
These subs are all the way in London?
Yes.
They gave you cookies?
You haven't thought of the bar?
I gotta go.
Where is your spot?
Just right down the street.
Go for it. It's a very top-top floor. I'm not a little arsenal game right now
Yeah
My shot don't get put I black on you know who Declan rice is it sounds really familiar
He's the vet. He's the best player in the whole entire up from here the champions champions
Yeah
Like your necklace, what does that symbolize?
No idea what's next three.
Okay cool. Yeah, let's get off the pitch.
What do you guys do?
Um, it's your vibe, eh? Yeah.
You go to Maryland's.
Is it popular?
Yeah, I don't know what you're gonna do.
What's up? I don't know. Somebody gave me a...
Huh? Some tea. You hungry?
Good. I'm sure. Yeah, let's get a plate.
Let's do it.
Appreciate it.
Wait, let's stay here.
I don't want to lie to you.
Whoa, what type of tech are you streaming on?
Uh, phones and backpacks.
That's why I'm so sick of them.
Send them to action, they're into like games and stuff.
Oh, clearly we'll let you in the big body camera.
What?
Hold on a minute.
Oh yeah, I know what that is.
What? Three? No.
You tried to guess last time you got it wrong.
Wait, what is it though? Maybe a little neat?
Come on, just tell me what it is.
I really know, it's one of, I think it's the little elbows.
Either that one or by Raito.
It's not my kind of thing.
It's not my creed.
Wait, so you don't have to get there?
No.
Okay.
So it's going to be right down that tree and then just take it.
The building says...
I sent them the, I sent them all the information.
Of course, dude, yeah.
Are you an Arsenal or a sporting fan?
Arsenal, for sure.
Are you going to the game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, do you have another towel?
Yeah, I do.
Do I have another stuff?
I'm my lucky.
It's okay if you don't go are you going to the game? I'm going to the game right now. Hey, you see my eye block
Yeah, but where you sitting? I'm in this the president's week in the box. Yeah
People have money bro. Oh, that's expensive. Well, I got invited. That's like that you gonna buy. Yeah, my arsenal
All right, I'll see you at the game, have a good one, bro.
Hey, take off the face paint.
Jinx he wants to go.
Is he actually though?
Like does he for real want to go or no?
Oh my god, hey Gil, where's the desk go?
Oh my god!
Gilly in London, on the street.
Are you in London?
Hey, how are you?
Okay, mate.
How are my days?
You looking very posh today, going to the Arsenal game.
Fucksporting, fucksporting.
Why is he in fucksporting?
Our soothing playing $5,000 and our team. Yes, the name of a team is sporting sporting at sea versus
Be the worst name of any team ever in any type of
Formation of the picture ever a sporting sporting. So you don't like sporting
Sporting has a lot of die-hard fans. Fuck's right. Wow
That's a shit just straight off the name. I don't know you're sit on a fucks morning
Sporting that's the worst name ever. How can you I don't know what yeah
Hello guys. Hello. Hello, dad.
How are you? Very nice car here, sir.
Yeah. Wow.
I hope we win the game, you know.
Oh, are you an Arsenal fan?
Yeah, I'm gonna work now. This is my last job.
Oh, wow. And then you're gonna just stop and stop driving to watch the game?
Yeah, I'm gonna park my car and leave it around.
And I'm gonna have a few points.
Why not?
Why not?
Okay, hold on. I gotta call somebody.
No, but I'm going to drop you closer because you know, wind is coming to get inside the
home yard.
Oh, okay.
Well, I think we need to get dropped off at a specific spot.
Oh, just tell them where it is, I'm sure.
Yeah, that's where I put that.
I know that.
Hello?
I understand, but I'm wondering if you could come.
Hey, brother.
Quick question.
So, I'm going to the Arsenal Sporting Game and we're in one of the suites and
Basically, they said that we need to call you to see if Jinxie can also come
Yes, wait, can I put you on stream like you care stream here's you
So if so if so I called Jinxie like he'll be good to go and come
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, of course, you should just message me.
Yeah, no, I haven't even called him yet because I didn't want to invite him and then be like,
oh, Jinx, you want to come to this game and then he can't come, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, I think it should be all right. Let me double check.
Okay, do you just want to let me know and then I'll call him?
Yeah, yeah, I'll send you the ticket if I'm able to do it.
Okay, thanks, KSI. You're amazing.
He's so good. He's so nice. Check KSI is gonna be at the game with us
Surprise surprise
I wasn't gonna say it till we saw him there
But KSI is gonna be at the arsenal game with us mods teams title adapts calling me. Hello adapts
Type the door code in are you outside? Yeah, I sent Gilbert the door code into the direction
Yeah, there's a door code and then you have to walk up the first three flights of stairs
And then there's a door where you'll use the key and then you got to walk up another four flights of stairs
Okay, ciao
Me to my balls so bad
What?
What?
What?
Chat.
I'm... chat.
Y'all are saying call Jinx.
See KSI said he'll tell me in a minute if it's good to bring one more person.
How far of a drive is it, sir?
Oh, let me check for you.
It's... no.
28 minutes?
Oh, not a bad shout.
You know what not a bad shout means?
No.
It's like not a bad shout.
It's basically like when something... when you're like, oh, it's not a bad idea.
about shout okay thank you what's your opinion on Declan Rice he's gonna play
he's the best right look at your Instagram
What do you mean look at my Instagram? For what?
I don't know, this guy just keeps seeing the look of your Instagram.
Wait, Rice isn't playing today?
It's not on film. It's on film, so I thought...
Oh
No, what about soccer is he playing?
So the two best players are probably not playing and I just put one in our small nice
Take the face paint off?
Why?
Maybe I'll start like a new like trend in the football world.
Right?
Yo rums, can you send me a screenshot of my slip?
No, I'm not gonna get you guys think I'm gonna get stabbed
Let me know
Sir, do you have any gum?
Oh, it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, no, we don't have time for that.
We got to get to the arsenal game.
Black paint equals sporting fan?
Not true at all.
Not true.
Try trying a London cookie.
It's called a Maryland.
It's a Maryland.
It's like a chocolate pudding.
Looks like chips all over.
It looks a little dry, but actually not bad, it's pretty solid.
So Jack, can y'all fill me in on things that I should learn about Arsenal and stuff before
I go to this game?
Okay.
Oh, do you have knowledge you could give me, sir?
Okay, you can ask me a question if I would like to answer.
Okay.
Who is their best player?
Yeah, people have different opinions, but for me it's different guys.
That's my opinion too.
Magalaz.
Magalaz?
Yeah.
He's good?
Yes.
Okay.
Are they like one of the teams that could win it this year, the whole league?
I hope so.
The biggest game is going to be next Sunday against Man City.
If we draw or win, we will have like 90% chance to win.
But we don't have to lose it.
If we win that game, it's game over.
Oh shit, for real?
Yeah, because it's going to be very tight, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
We need to win every single game for the next five games
because it's a place of two games and six games to go.
Woof.
OK.
What about, what about, OK, what seed are they going to rank?
What do you mean?
I might have got an answer here.
For GenC.
They're at top 9.
They're ranked the number one seed?
Yes, yeah.
Number one, man.
I think the best players Declan Rice I watched him in that one game where he
scored two he scored two goals off of the off of the red cards oh it was amazing
it was beautiful it was against I believe it was against Madrid yes it was a
a great game right they won like four to zero. Yeah, I'm looking starting to get
ball knowledge. Who do you think is the best player in the world right now in football? Me
me too let me in your mall he's the best
yeah he well he's good at everything he I like his everything yeah he's super
I think KSI sent me a ticket for Jinxie Oh my god, he did.
Oh
Jink see
I'm going to the arsenal game
Yes, and guess what I called KSI and he got an extra seat in the box. Do you want to come?
It's at eight
Yes
No, Jinxie.
Jinxie, please.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm wearing football pants. I'm going to a football game.
No, what, let's line up.
What position am I playing?
What's that left mid what is that am I the guy that scores the goals or what's happening?
Okay, I want to change I want to play striker
I'm a good striker. I'm actually a good striker. I'm actually a good striker
I'd like I'm telling you if I've been seeing your training clips Jinxie
Are you gonna be the one passing me the ball?
Can you make sure that it's because I'm going for a rainbow I'm going for a rainbow
Yeah, so I want to I want to do a rainbow and I want to flick you know how like they flip the ball up in the air behind them
With their heel I'm going for that
And then I'm gonna get I'm gonna score a goal off of it
I'm gonna do I'm gonna get the ball I'm gonna dribble a little bit I'm gonna do a rainbow
and then I'm gonna get a header in and if I'm really feeling it might run back to my
My school cake might go for one if it's in the right spot
No, we are we have we have we have great great talent everywhere, so I think we're gonna definitely win and especially with me
I have phenomenal athleticism
Yeah
I've been training. I've been training nowhere. I've been training. Let's do it. Let's win
Yeah, two days and then I'm gonna show you how fun fact you see I've been training every morning running a mile and training with a
Professional football coach and I've been hiding it from the Internet. Nobody knows how good I actually am until that training happens
Yeah
All right, I'll see you
Why are y'all saying cap?
Do you know the offside rules?
Guys, what are y'all saying?
their name is the bottles that's arsenals nickname the gunners who's the
bottles. No, because last last week I was not lost against
bull moths. So the monthly funds, we just give them a name
because we were nine point ahead. And now we're six point
ahead. Oh, okay. So that's like a joke. It's not really
I
Don't have an extra ticket J. J was gonna give me the ticket for Jinxie, but I just told me he can't come
Oh traffic it's bad for these games, huh
Not you know, we did stuff so far so good, so all the problem is gonna be closed at all this time.
Do a poll on...
That's the right most statement.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Ooh, little McDonald's here, huh?
No, it's not this thing.
Like I was saying, do a poll on who to take.
Brother, it's not my box.
No, I'm here.
What?
Hi.
Oh, you got it?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Chad is the sun hitting my eyes nicely?
It's just, uh, I thought that he was eating something.
No, no, no.
Did you fix the camera?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you fix the cam links?
Um, I mean, maybe I'm using a risk-aim route.
Oh, okay then.
So you're going?
Just make sure the audio is working.
Make sure the backpacks pick up.
Yeah, I'm so excited, bro.
I'm so excited for this game.
Well, I'm just hoping to see him roll 5-9,
away from Osmo's choice.
Wait, so we're near the stadium already?
Yeah.
How much longer until we get there, you think?
and this will say my name is 15 minutes.
Because the game is short to 14 minutes.
Jinksy's not coming, you guys are just trolling.
Bang! chat we're locked in!
We are officially locked in!
Five bands on Arsenal!
Let's go dude! Five minutes on Arsenal, please!
If we lose, I hope you die. Okay, I mean, wow.
Arsenal's starting lineup comes out in three minutes.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm so hyped for this game, bro.
I'm so hyped.
My first football game.
Mods, can you guys change title to my first football match with Marlin and KSI?
Wait, did KSI say he's coming?
He said see you in a bit.
Yeah, he said see you in a bit.
But is that like just slang for like see you later?
I don't know.
Or like actually he's gonna say a little bit.
Guys, GeneCy's not coming. I just called and talked to him on the phone.
I
High-vives texted you yo this chat is just really wait how do they know
Wait what how do they know that?
He's not trolling Wallahi yo say Wallahi bro say Wallahi
Chad if you listen to trolling those are thinking to call Lacey
He wants your ingest?
He could get my ingest and then he just drives and pulls up
He's coming, y'all stop smelling coming like that.
And then you just have that one guy take ice show speed.
I guess speed is going to a football game with me.
I'll just call speed.
All right, you want me to call speed?
Yeah, I call speed.
All right, about fine.
I'll call speed and see if he wants to pull up.
Siri, call speed.
The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
Maybe D&D.
Hey, Siri, call speed.
The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
Maybe he changes number or blocks me?
Oh wait, GC Face tied me.
Hello?
Yo, hey.
Yeah?
Bro, my chat is uh, my chat really wants me to go, bro.
You should come, we have security.
And it's in a suite.
And it's in a suite
Yeah, we have a box
We're not going to fucking bricks and jinksie
I'll come we could I could me and the security can come down and I think
JJ said he has like a PA who like runs the box so he we could like come to come get you
Yeah, he sent me one
Okay, I could I could I could call him and be like hey when Jinx he comes how can we make sure he gets in safe
Yeah, okay
No, yeah, okay. I'll call him
I haven't even got any quid on me, mate.
I haven't got any quid.
Okay, well, you have a USD.
No, no, I don't even have cash on me, bro.
Y'all heard it.
Vincie has 10k cash.
No, for fuck's sake!
Bro, it'll be fun!
Okay, hold on, let me call him and see if we can...
Are you betting on the game?
Oh, yeah, I have 5k on Arsenal.
Oh, you might have cursed Arsenal, bro.
No, I didn't.
Bro, you suck at that, bro.
Are some of those favorites as well?
Yeah, they're like heavy favorites.
Not heavy favorites, they're kind of heavy favorites.
All right, bro, I'm gonna send you the ticket.
Listen, I'm gonna send you the ticket.
It's here.
If you want to come, you could come.
Send me all the details, yeah.
Send me all the details, bro.
Okay, I'm gonna send you the ticket right now.
This is the ticket.
It's a membership ticket, so.
Jinxie, you can send.
Okay, I just sent it on your phone.
I just of course and just text me if you do come and then I'll make I'll like have
the PA and us and security will come grab you.
Hopefully you get shanked.
I was gonna be banning him.
Okay, all right, back.
Peace.
WJNC.
Oh!
Bring the WJNC.
Oh
Bring ID if you come
Hey Jake
Excuse me sir, how far are we?
Driver said we're very close. We're in Liverpool. We're in Liverpool Road.
I bet I'm not sure right now.
Jake said once we get to the standstill traffic, we should get out and walk.
Okay.
There you go.
On the fine screen for you, dude.
Marlin's waiting.
I'm almost there.
Almost there.
Lineups confirmed.
Rice is playing and Gabriel.
Yes!
Oh my gosh, no way Declan Rice is playing.
I can see my favorite player in person.
Brochette, y'all don't have ball knowledge.
You guys don't have ball knowledge like I do.
Jinxie's coming.
Oh my God, it's gonna be cinema.
Mod, change title to my first football match
with Marlin, Jinxie and KSI.
He's worried about getting in safe.
Can we make sure we have security and a person to get a JXE?
I don't want to make sure he's in safe.
Jinx he might need it. It's not W boyfriend bro. Ah, he's not W boyfriend. Jinx he's
my friend. I want to make sure he gets in safe, okay?
Lacey, who's the top player of the Premier League? Probably Declan Rice, in my opinion.
Just my opinion though and bop is pretty good too, but Declan rice is right up there within bop a
Wait, who's killing dork
What the fuck are we doing?
are we taking a shortcut sir over the curbs and shit okay be careful right
there's a kid in the road hoping you
brought some jewelry with a knife emoji
and a omai5 yo like you guys are so
weird I brought no I have no jewelry on
me nothing on no tree trust any no I
have no jewelry on me as you can see
It's just my chest here. I have nothing on my wrist Oh very safe
Would it would it be quicker if we got out and walk sir, yeah, that's all right now
Okay, thank you so much sir enjoy the game to let's go arsenal this guy arsenal this guy arsenal
I just let me this guy arsenal
Is that a thing that people say this guy arsenal or no jet oh I'm getting looked at
People are calling me a dumb fat American.
Wait, would y'all say people are more arsenal or sporting fans around here?
Oh, dude, we're at the Leachester Square again.
Where's the stadium? None of these buildings look like a football game can be played in
them. We can even have our tickets. Oh no. Wait, why would we? What's up man? How y'all
What are you doing?
Yes!
Where do I go to go to the Arsenal match now?
No.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Okay.
Let's go Arsenal!
go to the big box off the side
the big box off the side
well it's cross cross cross
jay walk on the jay walk on the jay walk
isn't jay walking super illegal here
Scream Wahee? What does that mean?
Y'all are setting me up to get jumped. What does Wahee mean?
My first football game run is not to be hyped.
Yeah Drew, step over to construction.
Oh, these fucking Americans!
Wait, Jaywalking is not a thing in London?
So you guys cross the street at any time or shit?
Well, but I feel like it's not like there's no one here.
Because nobody does it. Max.
Hey! Let's go!
Wahey! Wahey!
So where's the city?
Uh, the stadium? I don't know. Follow the crowd. Arsenal Football Club, that way.
Wait, why are y'all saying GG? What does that mean? What does that mean?
I'm not saying that anymore. I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm walking anymore.
Holy shit, it's so far off, dude.
Chad, did you see Leave yet?
Did he make it in time to the game?
Oh my God.
Wait, what?
All these people are going to the Arsenal game?
Wait, how many people fit in the stadium?
Can we follow by a knife?
We got to get into the stadium and see why else been at 60 K 70 K oh wait it has
almost as many people in the stadium as Wembley Wembley's Wembley's 80 K no
Or is it more?
Where's Wembley 130? Oh my god, I see the same
Rwadis is calling me
Yo, what's up Rwadis?
Hey, I'm on stream did I just wanted to call and check in how you're doing after the Sun's big loss
What
I had a really rough time, bro.
What happened last night?
Well, first time I've been fucked by many of you.
You got 41!
Sons are not making the playoffs!
Sons are not making the playoffs!
Well, you...
The league is legally making their sanctions for the lakers.
They're letting Luca go to Europe and fucking clawing himself.
Hey, Luca is not cloning himself!
He's getting healthy.
Yo, yo!
I'll take my 200 subs right now, by the way.
Yeah because we got a thousand dollars that the Lakers would finish with a better record
than the Suns.
No, you have to grieve the loss and the bet that you lost.
Lakers in five, Suns died.
Bye.
Oh my God, hey Jake.
Jake or uh, oh my God, there are enchanted again.
You heard the news?
Declan Rice is playing.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
you don't even know all your pet though you bet five count arsenal good good
choice good choice
Yeah, we're grabbing it from the box you up there.
They told us to go up there, that's where we got to meet them.
Okay, I'm going to call them, they're going to come down here.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Of course, man. Yeah.
Yes.
I got you, bro. Yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
Grab the passes.
I just got it.
I promise you.
Thank you.
Oh, I see it.
Okay, I got it here.
Nice.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Coming or not going, isn't it?
No, I'm not going.
Four arsenal.
Four arsenal.
I know they were going.
I know the ladies up there are very bad.
That's worse you said that.
I know that.
Having a rough time into mate.
Are you an arsenal fan?
How long do you think Jake just okay?
Hey.
How you doing man?
Tell him you're with KSI.
I'm a little confused, is there no one else?
I'm not sure, I'm sorry.
I'm kind of scared, I was one too.
Before I checked you.
No, I just found a walker by me.
Nice, bro. It's because we're American.
Let's see if he checks his old lady's bag.
Ferris, Ferris, if we be wrong, Ferris.
Oh.
Oh, he freaks like a checker. Not bad, no?
I see you bro
Fair shot, fairs
Wow, look at this stadium
There's football match and I get to come to this stadium and watch Arsenal play
Wow
Beautiful stadium, beautiful stadium
No, I don't work for them, they just invited me to the game
I said that you work for them
No, I don't.
I don't know what to do with it.
I'm like, nice to meet you there.
Nice to meet you, man.
I'm not going to get picked off.
Yeah.
Checking back for these guys.
They're sporting them on Arsenal.
Arsenal.
Oh, are you a sporting fan?
Yeah, that's right.
Ah.
I'm already on Arsenal.
It's just a match.
Oh, a match man?
OK.
Yeah.
Guys, I know Marlon's waiting, but he wanted me through.
Appreciate it, bro.
Nice to meet you, Robert.
Robert, good luck.
Here they are.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Excuse me, sir.
Do you see, sir? Do you see?
Come, guys.
Give me a sec. Come.
Give us a hard time, man.
This guy's a stickler.
You picked this wrong up right now.
No, I do not do that.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, all of us come, okay.
Back set!
All over the phone, bro.
Just put it in your pocket for two seconds.
No, dude, it's a backpack.
No, the backpack's fine. It's the recording.
You have to have permission to switch it, which we do, but this guy's a bit of a dick.
It's fun.
We're good. Thank you.
Thank you.
It's fine.
I got you guys.
Are you guys supporting our
or sporting today?
I like that. I like that.
I like that.
Let's do a real quick picture.
Welcome to Arsenal, yeah?
Thank you.
Come on, Leif.
Go over there, he's on good.
Jinx he's leaving. Oh my god. No way. He's actually coming wait jazz when Jinx he gets here
Can you come down with with my security grab them cause I don't want them to be like here alone
Okay, I'll even come down to
Okay
Let's go arsenal
No, it's not about the chance just letting everybody know that this is arsenal territory
Wait, this is Arsenal's home. We have home field advantage, too, right?
What's up, right here?
Hey, how y'all doing, man?
Nice to meet you guys.
Everybody's going so fast.
Wait, this is sporting's home? I thought this was Arsenal's home.
You're out!
Brother, try to stop me of security!
No, I'm telling you!
I don't give a fucking American football game!
Son, brother, we're going to the dead end!
Jesus, come here! Jesus, come here!
I'm not hurt man, I'm not hurt, I'm not hurt
Is this first game too, right?
I don't know
Can we go in?
Can we go in?
Yeah
Alright, we'll ask you some questions, alright?
Yeah
So go, go, go, Shadow, okay?
Okay
Can you put one of the cards between us all and then we're home?
Hotter
Let's go, let's go
He's supposed to be
What happened?
He's supposed to be
My first one, yeah
score prediction it's gonna be a 7-2 arsenal
wait where do I go?
is seven two no you heard the news
Declan Rice is playing
I thought you were coming for a break
yes I'm a lot all about have you seen Declan Rice's two goals against Madrid last year
bet you didn't watch the games of my life
they won 4-0 just watched it 20 minutes ago
you're quick into your balls man
I do what you want to do
I do what you want to do
yeah I know a lot I'm a big footballer
let me connect you
Yeah, I know a lot about the arsenal and like the history
Okay, bro, if you want to win the old Rob, win the Champions League or Premier League?
Definitely rather win the Premier League.
We've got a little bit of rankings.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let me give you one more question.
You're streaming, so I can't edit this, right?
I'm going to edit this with my video.
What is the best Arsenal team in your lifetime?
Oh, the best Arsenal team in my lifetime.
I'm going to have to go to the 2014 team.
The team, they were demons.
A lot of great players on that team.
Win of our Ramsey.
Ramsey? One of the best players of all time.
Best seasons ever.
Of course, man.
Nice to meet you, Ralph. Have a good one.
Who's Ramsey?
Who's Ramsey?
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Because if you weren't, we're going to have to pass the turmoil now.
Oh yeah, go on.
I'm just watching the picture with you tomorrow.
What the hell's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Nice to meet you guys.
Have a go on a great day, kiddo.
Wait, you're here?
Wait, I have to get padded down?
Oh, I have to get padded.
Okay.
down? It's okay.
How is that so lame?
Why did you like, barge your ass out?
To make, cause you, like, in prison you could tease her shit.
So I didn't make you a, just so we knew I had nothing on my ass.
I'm going to put my phone, okay?
Oh, you're going to put it on.
So I'll be putting it down.
Thank God.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No way!
No way!
No way! I can't do this!
What's my name on it?
No way I can answer everybody!
You're four.
Wait, what number do they give me?
They did not give me it yet.
Bro!
Every time, why do I always get six heavy?
You're a boss.
Always give me six heavy.
What's up, bro, how you doing?
Great.
This is where we watch the matchup.
We have the picture here.
Nice to meet you, man.
What size is this?
A large?
Might be a little tight.
I thought there was going to be a fucking bra on me.
Wait Marlin, what size did they give you?
What size did you get?
Well size?
Yeah, jersey.
Hello medium?
What did you get?
Large.
Like a large size or an extra large?
It's a large.
I'm going to put it in the tight here.
Hello medium what you get large like a large large action large it's a large
I'm trying on why not right
It's a little to see your nose you got the heat on
Oh, that works?
No, no, no, that works.
Okay.
You lost.
You're good.
You're fine.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
No, it's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Not bad. Not bad at all. Let's go, Arsenal!
Oh, at least we don't have so much food in the little box.
Wait, what? For real? Is there a box?
There's no way to survive!
Yeah it is, bro!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Dude, this is insane!
How do you still live, Jonas?
Look at the view!
Oh no.
Yo, this is solid.
This is pretty good.
Wait, wait. In this way they have two nets?
No, it was not fucking two nets.
What?
There's two nets.
You see they fucking crashed it over there, baby?
We'll go find it.
Oh.
Let's go, Arsenal!
Oh, should I FaceTime Jinxie, to own the view?
FaceTime Jinxie!
We bought the plate in an even bigger stadium than this.
I don't want to be there.
I don't want to be there.
Jinxie!
Yo, look at the view that we have.
Look at our view.
We're in the private suite, Jinxie!
That's insane.
How do I get top picks up there, by the way?
So, okay, yeah.
So I have we have the the person who's like in charge of it and they're gonna come out with one other person
And they're gonna grab you when you get here
Yeah, I'll group chat you right now
Okay, all right back
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh!
Once your kids are getting mugged,
we're getting mugged.
A drink? Like alcohol?
But he's free drinks and sweet.
I might throw out a couple of drinks, I might throw out a couple of drinks, yeah, um,
glass of wine?
Do they have sunrise Malibu's, it's a mixture, it's like a cocktail, sunrise Malibu.
That'll work, yeah.
I'm going to send you, Chase these numbers.
I know, he's going to call you.
No, this dude, Jason is not real.
Jason just texted me and said, fight me on NMS boxing.
No, brother, Jason, I'm not fighting you, dude.
I'm not fighting you.
I'ma need a mill if you want me to fight you.
Facts.
Simple.
Get me a mill and I'll step in the ring.
Woo!
At least mine are these people's.
Yes
And guess who else soccer soccer's definitely scoring today soccer's definitely scoring today. Let's go arsenal
Soccer's injured not playing I mean, okay
Why I don't know who's playing it up, but Declan Rice actually just got confirmed to line up
That's not public decency by the way.
That's not public decency by the way.
Brother, there's a kid staring at you.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
He's disgusted by you.
I can't go back.
What are you looking at like that?
I actually...
A little tight.
A little tight.
Wait, these are...
Are we going to keep the arsenal like this?
Yeah, no, no.
What's new?
I gotta go pee. I gotta go pee. Okay, shall we go?
Alright.
Yeah, it's right here. Camera's camera. Come on, you know where it is.
Lacey, roll the bar. Hold on.
You can just set it up, bro. What should we do?
Okay, show the film.
Okay, rock, come.
Rock, come.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Who not playing for the league?
Yup, uh, Barca.
Barca.
Uh, center mid.
Okay.
Okay.
Who do you play against?
Who do you play against?
Uh, I play against everybody.
Everybody?
Okay.
Who do you play against?
Um, I just...
The kids!
The kids?
It's a large
Hold on
Like that
No, that's tough
That's what I've been waiting for a long time.
It's not art, no man.
Nooo!
Marlin gave the wrong size?
What?
But you are not a vindi, man.
It's not medium dumbass.
You want to save eyes?
Huh?
Want to save eyes?
Yeah.
You didn't know that one?
No?
Alright.
Let's just sit down a little bit.
I'm a little better than you.
It's not a match.
You ordered a bottle of Malibu for me?
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
What?
My old bottle of Malibu?
No, no, no. I'm kidding.
My old bottle!
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I got this knife.
I got this knife.
I got this knife.
Got some ice going in here.
Feel W hospitality, man.
What's that? Apple juice and...
Chad, what's the best thing to mix with Malibu?
Sprite or Coke?
I have a juice is it here that a lot it's like a triple triple fuck it let's make it a quad
let's make it a quadruple shall we no Malibu on the rocks
Malibu or the Washington on that at all?
You want to be on a bus, huh?
Yo, Malibu is good by itself!
Try, I'm taking those in. I'm so serious.
That's not bad!
That's dangerous!
I like that little creepy house.
What you think?
Yeah.
I wish we pulled Marlin up and we don't have a big glass of Malibu.
We'll be telling him tomorrow.
Alright.
Hurry up, hurry up.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
What is he doing?
He has a heart.
You got it? You get ass?
He's in the water.
I'm not taking a sip of fucking alcohol.
are you good? holy s**t
maybe slow down a little bit there bud
they got patron
who's been here? is that like celebs or no?
or is that just-
wait they gonna put us on the wall?
f**k it let's do a fight
yo rock we do it we do it we do it a pentashot or what?
And I say let me tell you something we love you all snow we do we love you all snow we do
We love you all snow we do
We love you all snow we do all snow we love you
That is so dangerous.
Is it good?
Yeah, that's just like soda.
Really?
Wait, which one is it?
It's a Malibu spray.
Oh, that smells good.
18%
It's not bad at all.
It's not bad at all.
18% is not bad.
18% is not bad.
18% is not bad.
18% is not bad.
Can we talk about the hospitality box? Best of you with our names on it.
They brought me my own bottle of Malibu.
We love Yosano! We do! We love Yosano! We do!
Oh my god, okay, now this is horrible.
Little food maybe? That messed up?
No, I'm going to go out to the box.
I'm going to get you a drink.
Ladies and gentlemen, please.
We love Yarsino, we do! We love Yarsino, we do!
this tastes so good give it a little drive-through tell me if I didn't see
exactly it's so good
yeah i'm gonna get some fruit too
yeah
Let's make sure it's full though, yeah?
Take that fucking plane by my child.
Take the whole fucking box of shit outside, huh?
Yeah.
Okay?
It's not down here.
It's actually not down here.
It's all the way up to this.
Is that true? Is that you?
Yeah.
Oh, glass of wine?
That's not me.
Wait, are they doing the...
Wait, I want to see Declan Rice.
He's my favorite player. Top 10 player in the league.
You can't bring drinks outside?
Oh, yeah.
Is that it? Is that it?
Really?
Is yours a second at all?
Wait, why? Take stream off 18+, Chad!
Where are you hiding the camera?
Bro, I want to see Declan right so bad.
You fucking know? Actually, yeah.
Oh yeah?
Well, that was fucking awkward.
You're fucking awkward.
My inventory, hey!
Is that good or not?
Mm.
All right, here's a sum of this, now.
Hey, take the sword, take the sword, yeah.
We love y'all snow! We do!
I took one. He got no drunk.
But when it comes to you, it's a little different.
What? What happened?
I took one, so maybe he got a little drunk.
So really?
Well, like when it comes to you...
No, no, I'm not gonna get drunk.
Oh, you did like a little sip.
I threw it out of the hall.
Okay, a little sip.
You know we got a charity match in like a couple of days, right?
Yeah, I know. One bar hot on the bar, and I...
I don't think that was for the match.
We are having some stand-in sketch on Friday night, Friday night.
I'm taking a sketch out Barhawtham, I'm gonna get him hammered all day.
He's gonna be hungover in the goal the next day.
I'm taking the team to a victory that they don't even know about.
Oh, but not so far. Not so far goals. Yeah, easy.
Oh my God.
Let's do it, let's do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're making so much fun.
They're downing that water.
They're downing that water.
They're trying to shake it when it's very good.
Oh, they're actually good?
Yeah. And they're grilled too, I think.
Yeah.
I think it's going to be fine.
It's not fucking age.
Like what? Like...
Mmm.
You're just a race of these kids.
Yeah, I'm not like always, right?
I can't remember when they say you can eat that watermelon.
What watermelon?
You know what the worst part is? I got strawberries here, I got blackberries.
Oh, you're still down on the watermelon boy.
Get in your eyes. Eat that watermelon.
He said watermelon boy.
He said watermelon boy.
I know, yeah.
That big raker's saying, is there a Wi-Fi here?
Yeah.
Hey, Lee.
Is there a Wi-Fi here?
Yeah.
Oh, for God's sake.
Is it bad?
I am.
Is there a problem with you?
Nah, I just can't.
Maybe if we go out here.
Wait.
If you hold this for a second, I can connect this to the back.
What if it's bad Wi-Fi though?
It's fine, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
Well, Rock's getting the cam, but I don't know if it's going to be much better.
You know what it is? It's because the stadium is filling up.
Oh, God, that's why.
Wait, Marlon, why are there more of a sky-fizz and arsenal-fizz?
So far, all the 20 minutes are right here early
because you probably traveled all the way here, you know what I mean?
So now, Arthur's starting to pull up.
Look, over there.
I'm sorry, I was just wondering if right here, bro.
Fuck.
They're saying it's good outside.
Just in there, it's bad.
Oh, fuck, that's what I thought you were.
You got here?
Yeah.
I like this dog
Hey
Wait, so who do you think wins this game?
I think I think I think five K terms eight K everyone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Hold this out here.
Chad, do I have a good fit on?
Okay, so it's both?
Yeah, so it's the idea after the battle.
It's going to go, it's going to go on my page first.
I can't wait to see the comments.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
See, there's no born out there.
Yeah, no born out there.
You just lost the game in the post-apocalyptic.
You lost one friend.
Hope you sit down here.
Hey, that's going on the main page.
It's not on the main page.
It's on the main arsenal page.
I can't wait for it.
Our club is bothering the league and are posting IRL streamers.
I just lost a sporting and they're posted Lacey and Marlin on the main beat
Plus one thread
It's screaming
I don't know
I'm going to get some water here
Get some water
Water?
Yes
How much more is that?
Even before the game starts
Look at Jake
What is he doing look at like
I can't do a drunk laced today.
No, I swear it's such a big problem.
Yes it is.
Just not.
Stop that show.
I'm a hell of a girl.
I said, I did. I said, hey guys, what do you think the best thing to mix Malibu mix?
And that's what the rest of it they brought me apple juice pineapple juice and orange juice
They mean all the mix I need
Hey, that is the meanest you get fucking hammered
This is the first game and you're not even gonna be able to see the ball
What do you mean?
That's right
You know what? I'm feeling dvd so I'm gonna put another two bands on our show
Another two bands? Okay, fuck off with three bands
Fuck it
You know what the cam track or is it true?
Jynx is 15 out.
I bet.
You know I've never met Jynx, right?
Really?
Never, man.
I've never met him.
He's so cool.
You guys know who Jynx is?
I'm coming for him.
Right with that.
I'm gonna chill up and do it, huh? Right with that?
Chill out. Chill out.
Just do it. Just do it.
Yeah, let's do something. Do you want one?
Yeah.
You make me the sprite one.
This is better. It's hybrid.
This is what I call the lacy's green jeans.
You can probably drink a little bit too.
We're good. It's 36 a week.
No, no, no, he's, he's, he's, he's 15 away.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Is this like on your stream?
I think so.
Are you?
Yeah, I think, I think they're watching this right now.
You just need to be in entertainment with us, I think.
Nah, I gave high-fives to the audience, yeah.
It's a huge show.
Is that it about culture?
A little bit more.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit more, not much out.
Yeah.
And then top it off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then, top it off.
Chad, Drew's a lot of drink because it's 18 here.
Hold on, let me say what's up to Jinxies, Chad.
Hey, Jinx, he's shot. How are you guys doing? Hello, hello, hello.
Well, this is really good. I know.
Jinx, he'll be here soon. He said he'll be here soon.
Yeah, I like it.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
There's all the backpack. It's over there.
What are you wearing?
Yeah.
Oh, it's over there?
Yeah.
Ah, Jake is him.
I'm from Arsenal, I'm from L.A. studio city area, I've been to Arsenal for my life so
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You watch it, you watch it back home?
Yeah, every game.
But it's my first one in person ever.
Oh, shit, I must be crazy.
He's very crazy.
Oh, shit.
What's happened to on NLAA time?
Time for a little episode.
He's like, super, super, super.
Oh, shit.
You gotta go to the gym.
He's got a class for the boxers.
We're going to watch the boxers, it's like 5 AM.
Yeah.
Make sense.
Make sense.
You guys, hold on.
Make sense.
OK.
That's a good question.
Wait, you can show me the internet.
Show me the internet.
Oh.
You can show me the wifi?
No.
No.
I get bored by this.
I think this is the step, but then I fucking fall down like that.
You're awesome! Fuck, you recognize!
They're saying that that's an equal diesel.
Yeah, no, it's rapper.
A UK rapper?
Oh, jeez.
Whoa, this deal is crazy!
I just watched a warm-up.
Wait, what's the jam again?
We love you, Arsenal!
We do!
We love you, Arsenal! We do!
We love you, Arsenal!
We do!
Oh, Arsenal, we love you!
I like it a lot.
Oh, this goalie's not looking good.
Brother, Zoom is so chill.
I said no
We're going to grab JC. Also, somebody really fantasy that I don't want to be on the screen, so don't shoot him.
Alright, by now.
I would try to throw him in his pocket.
Okay.
Got you.
What is it?
Probably nobody. Not that high.
Well, my chat's not working even on the Wi-Fi.
Yeah, much anyway.
It's not KS on!
It's not KS on!
We're ready!
Wait, where are we going?
Wait, what are we doing?
A show!
We're going on a show?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
We're ready for the show. Nice. What's the show about?
What's the show about?
It looks like the free games.
Oh, we're on the free game show, huh?
Yeah.
OK, wow.
OK.
Don't worry.
We'll talk to you two in a minute.
It's nothing scary.
We'll test you on football.
OK.
OK, we're going on the free game show.
Going to the free game show?
OK.
I know.
Let's go to the free game show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're great.
You're great.
You're great.
You're great.
You're great.
OK.
I mentioned Alhack, so.
I think it's a one-mine thing.
Ha, ha, ha.
I'm sorry about that.
Ha, ha, ha.
I do jump into that.
I do jump into that.
So you are, I can guess in your arsenal of fans, by the way.
Yes, yes, yes.
So we've got a little audience in there.
So the box looks exactly like the room you're in.
On the right-hand side there's audience.
On the left-hand side there's two hosts.
One's a god, Gordon Nicole.
The other guy, Jeremy, used to play for Arsenal like 20 years ago.
So when you walk in you can say hi to the audience.
You go on the left-hand side, if you have a TV, they'll chat to you.
That means too much like super deep football stuff,
but you can talk about awesome stuff if you want.
Yeah.
It's just going to be three, four minutes.
We'll get us for a score prediction.
Have you been before us at all, so can you?
Yeah.
No, my first time.
My first time.
This guy's getting me at his first camp.
Yeah, I've been at that since I was six years old.
We're a lot of times I still just keep going.
I just go to the pool.
This is true, but I think I'm going to take a shot.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't even check.
open Jesus can they're all spinning Gigi
different
once you're positive
it's just going to show up
I'll just be sure you're right there
see you guys in the door
yeah yeah
cool yeah
cool yeah
I can tell
I can tell
I'm not sure
we love Yosano
we do
We do
It's the first game, so you know teams swimming around, swimming around, but I think we're
watching the last one.
It is, so you're an Arsenal supporter, you've been an Arsenal supporter?
Yes, I'm such a kid, yes.
Okay, and you've never been to an Arsenal game before?
I've only made a lot of new ones times, so you know,
Stemmer, Pets of Being, and so on.
The games around that are going to be great.
The games around that are going to be great.
I mean, welcome. How does it feel to be in North London
about to watch the Arsenal?
It's amazing, you know, it's very surreal,
especially seeing the players I love in person.
It's a very crazy feeling.
Yeah? And what are some of your favourite memories from it?
You got it somewhere. You want it, remember?
I said I was going, but one, my favorite memory of all time is probably last year
when I was being a dream 4-0 and that's probably my favorite personally.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so it came in all sorts of motion as well.
Yeah, yeah, this is very nice.
Yeah? Okay.
I feel like...
No, I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
Okay, what got you both into Arsenal?
For me, it was Terrio Reed.
I'm not gonna...
I expected more time, so I guess I feel...
just...
what he was doing.
What was the most...
What was the...
Do you remember that one game?
Yeah, I did. I actually had a side-type in two years. It was a good moment watching them
go up and they had the slide-type on them.
It was not like a premium mix.
How did that feel, though, to have watched and idolized someone like that at the T-Areal
And then to be playing alongside him or others that were against him.
Against him. Yeah, well I think, I felt crazy because he still got it, you know.
He's still in shape, he's still very good, so I kind of talked him on the pitch,
and like, going up against him, it's like, it's a little crazy feeling.
Are you going to, oh my, I'm good.
I'm very good, yes.
You are?
I actually, I played in a, actually I got a bicycle kicker recently.
I'm trying to fight really fluently.
You don't believe that, right? Why is that?
It was more just the tone, the vibe, you know what I mean?
It was mmm, okay. Is football your sport then?
No, I'm not asking what my sport is.
I'm a basketball player.
Yeah, okay.
I'm a sports team.
I'm a DJ.
Okay, which game?
I don't know anything.
Pro-portnickler, ex-pro-portnickler.
Great. So you're all round
sporting, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well I'm like,
I'm a straight athlete. I don't really play games.
You know, so...
I was like, I was in college and then like, that's what
And then, yeah, Play for the Academy, City, Click the City, and that's where I came from.
And then move to the States, play there, and the less, then you too.
Yeah, and you know, that's all right.
That's all right.
Yeah, that's all right.
Yeah, that's all right.
I'm going to leave in USA, that's, um, kicked off.
Yeah, it has, it has, it has.
It's really good.
I see my nails are taking too long to grow, but yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
Give me a question.
You're right, are you okay?
This is a safe space.
I mean, I just had my arsenals sometimes, you know, like, you know.
Yeah, I know what I'm saying. I know what I'm saying. It's the truth. It's the truth.
We got four bidders. I'm half a double or one.
OK, with your two losses to down the line.
That's fine. You can win 10 minutes round. That's how the sport works.
How do you find the coaching side of it?
Different. Very different.
Because I can't really go out there and make difference in the place.
So I just try to control it from the sideline.
But it's been good.
Clearly I've done a good job. Me and you lost the rubber.
So who's your favorite player in Mark's School?
Definitely gonna have to go with Marice.
I like soccer too.
Who's our CD?
Not sure it's for them.
You're not so fast on the thumbs-in.
What's he does? He likes the thumbs-in. You enjoy that?
Okay, thanks so much.
Well, you, I mean, you're not the biggest friend you've ever known.
I'm not, I'm a big foamy guy.
I love food.
I've got, um, Doorash, uh, fast food, love food.
I serve the foods a little randomly.
Yeah.
You're absolutely not as well.
Well, I did get a name though, today.
It was amazing.
Not at all.
Not at all.
The name though was great.
Yeah.
But yeah, like the McDonald's, the fries were a little soggy.
Well, maybe I'm just like a marriagey friend though.
Yeah, that's awesome.
We're gonna let you guys throw it a minute.
Um, but, let me get a score prediction.
Well me, obviously we've been very defensive today since we're already up 1-0, but I'm still going to say 2-0.
I've had enough of it.
Firstly, I think it's going to be well at least in 7-2 or so.
That just happened, we'll find you and you'll stop surprising us.
We'll find you and you'll get that right. It's the definition.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
Oh, you are.
Oh, you are.
That might have been the greatest larping of all time.
That might have been the best larping of all time.
It gets Madrid in the car on the rear.
be here right
We love you Arsenal, we do!
Let's go, Arsenal!
This is sick!
I
Can't reach that I have no chat
Yo, we have the fucking phone connected to the backpack!
The camera wouldn't change anything!
Yeah, it's the whole time.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Let's go, awesome dogs!
I really don't even have a track.
I don't even know what to do with it.
How many of them can you see?
Yeah!
Thank you for the advice bro!
Crazy!
I don't know what to do!
You see all of them, son?
Let me see. I'll tell you if it's like it.
dude it doesn't show condensate it is
bro
bro the chance are insane
dude this is crazy
holy shit
so is the mic just through the phone?
Let's see the mic sound guys.
Let's go right here.
I can't even read the chatter now.
I'm not trying to help.
Yeah, I need to look.
I'm on my chatter now.
I need you to go inside and see this working.
Oh wait!
It's kind of there.
No, it's not.
Nah, it's cut, bro.
What?
It'll probably come back.
Who was working earlier?
It was.
I mean, you're on Twitter, right?
Yeah.
Bro, this is insane.
Yeah, we're gonna do it.
Dude, I haven't ever seen anything like that.
I mean, this is awesome.
I mean, besides that plane,
dude, that's awesome.
We do!
Hey, what the heck is this?
What the heck is this?
What's happening?
What's going on?
What about the next guy back?
What do you think is this?
I can't hear anything.
What do you think is this?
Hey guys! Stop saying the wrong box!
Just tell us if the stream is on or not!
How would that make a difference, dude?
But today we're going to be a total connection.
Is that how that works?
It works.
It works.
You're right when I showed up.
I have like a first one.
No, I think it's basically, look at how packed it is.
I'm doing it.
I have no chance.
We just love that so much.
We love that so much.
Hey, oh
Is it working tonight?
I said my box is a better view and has better life.
I don't think he was caught.
Let's check it out.
Do you know any footballers?
I know, uh, I know, uh, uh, Rice.
Declan Rice?
How do you spell?
Declan.
D-E-C-K-L-N.
No, no, no.
It's not.
D-E-C-L-A-N.
I know soccer too.
Do you know, uh,
Oh, do you know football?
Yeah, he's good.
He's really good.
Um, is he playing now?
Oh, they just had a soccer game show.
You won't see or ask me Arsenal questions.
I had no idea what I was talking about.
What club do you support?
You support whatever club you're watching.
Dude, I was trying to go to the Liverpool game, but it was like two last minutes.
Is that here?
Oh, it was in Anfield, which is like literally four hours from London.
That's how big, like, England was. I thought England was smaller.
You're going to Paris tomorrow.
You're going to Paris?
What? How far of a flight? Hold on.
Two-hour train.
It's train ride.
2 hour train ride? Jesus Christ.
Wait that's actually not that bad.
Bro I thought it would be like a 2 hour plane ride.
What do you think Arcel's gonna win?
Uh, the other favorites but I have a feeling like an up check could happen.
Arcel's known for like bottling things.
No no no.
I'm turning the engine.
Did you bet 5000 on Arcel?
I've bet 7000.
You bet 7000?
Yes.
How much do we have to win?
Like 8?
7000 to win the 7000 turrets to what I said it was no he said five to eight
so now I was like my seven to like 11
you're such a degenerate bro. I was thinking about betting but I was also
like I kind of it just ruins the experience. Oh it makes the serial read and makes it better.
Wait we are going to go on ready to tell your fucking story. What? No not this fucking game.
Oh. Dude there's so much like history on this. So what's that a manager's name?
Two black cameras.
That's... dude.
He's got a cat hole in his mouth.
Wait, I can call him if you want.
I don't know.
They seem to want one.
Hold on.
That's good.
Please pick up.
Please, KSI, save us.
KSI, please save us.
Please pick up. Oh, no.
We're going to go get Tom.
She's just checking on the security.
No, JJ, they're saying we can't come in here.
No, we're good.
Do you want to tell her?
I have them on the phone.
We got him on the phone.
Hey, hey, are they going to come in here?
Yeah, okay.
Thank you, man!
Thank you, man!
Thank you!
We already had a better time.
Thank you!
What's the Wi-Fi?
You didn't send the Wi-Fi!
How do we get the Wi-Fi?
We're missing the game though.
How do we get the Wi-Fi?
WKSI bro, okay, you're saying
How do we get into a lot of talent stuff?
Dude, mine's not great.
I don't know if I can reach out. Nah, I can't reach out.
I don't even know if that's working, but I can't see anything.
Is this Dream working though?
I don't think so.
Where's that?
I'm going to run a speed assessment.
I'm going to just connect the road.
They're walking strictly in front of officers.
Shut it, kiddo!
Yeah, that's right.
Life for a stadium?
That's a good one.
We're heading to the Wi-Fi.
James, we're still going to take it there.
James, it's tough.
We're doing great.
What is this setup you have here, what is that?
This frosty.
Yeah, so you can see emotional stuff you can act your other saying better better better
This ain't better with me, too. We have a how we didn't even connect yet
We're good
We're trying to fix it, but you guys got understand there's 70,000 people all in this stadium with a saying it's working
Oh look, I think well now my chance
But this is the first time my dad has worked those
We might get a new jam though.
Yeah, a new jammer.
Yeah, we got a new jam, bro.
I can't even reach out.
I can share the laptop with you there.
Yeah, share a search.
Arsenal Premium?
Watch, I'm trying to watch the game, bro.
Arsenal Pass.
Premium.
What's the password?
I can share it.
I thought we saw him, I thought you were looking at him.
One-one.
Yeah, yeah.
What did you get?
A lot of stuff.
Dude, I think it's working, bro.
Yeah, it's literally working.
Yeah, it's literally working.
Okay.
One-one, they're trolling.
How is it, we're at the game, guys. You're not ahead of us.
Bro, did he have seats out there?
Yeah.
Let's go. I don't it's not good. This is the backpacks. I can't do the Wi-Fi
But the stream's working we are good. It's all good. Okay. I'm just worried
Yeah dropped
It's rainy
We could try that.
It's good in here?
It's good in here so let's try it outside.
We're working but I have a feeling
we should step outside it's cool.
It's stuck up way better than without the back side.
Hey it's not a shot huh?
He's here.
He's good in here, we just hope it works outside.
So outside it might be...
It might be...
You want to try it?
You always have a piece of your watch on.
Yeah.
You have to put it on.
Yeah, let's just stand here.
We can fly your son here!
Yes we can!
Let's just sit down and see what happens.
I want to walk.
So...
You
It's so weird, it's so weird.
I'm just talking about the patch.
What?
Out of connection?
Can we get the patch working?
Dude, worse, worse, taste.
Like, you're gonna not just end it for the game.
I just came in for the game.
Should I have this?
Yeah, go on, I see you in.
Oh, OK, OK, OK.
They get so hot about here, it's killing me right now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, just not this.
Don't we know anything to mouth?
We're going to walk five miles every day.
Ah, stop, man.
Wait, am I on your back? What if I do not have your back?
Chad, when we work inside the air, bro, it's just fries.
Don't even know the strength of that.
Look, lazy, lazy, lazy.
I think it's a 7.
I don't even know if it's a process.
Yeah, this is the same, but it might be a 1.
I don't know. I don't think it's a 5.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, I'm only gonna see you in a while.
No, it's just a problem.
Because you're fucked up on camera.
Oh, it's TVU.
Yeah, it's TVU.
Oh, there's stuff.
Hey, sir.
What's your password?
My accent only got the password to your voice.
Figure out the password.
No, it's not even.
No, it's not even.
No, it's not even.
No, it's not even.
I don't know if you can hear me right now, but we're trying to work on that.
That's probably slightly, slightly, slightly better, so now let's try again.
Let's just see it, chat. Chat, it's gonna work, but y'all gotta understand, when there's
dead balls, everybody in the arena picks up their phone, so then it cuts out. So it's
gonna be in and out. It's good right now. It's good, it's good. Right now. Yeah. Well,
chat, we're so sorry about that, chat. Listen, we're trying to push through every
thing we can, bro. Yeah, we literally have every possible connection we can have.
You know what I mean? Why my shit? Hold on, block. It's back, back. Is anyone
in the chat nobody as a is playing solo he's like a cdm we did can maybe we
leave one strike left one strike or two fingers and he's a can we love you
also know we do we love you also know we do
Oh, I think it's Tim, but I thought I think it was Striker.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, this fast.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
That looked like it was Steve.
That looked like it was Stalker, like it.
That's what it's about.
Yeah!
I'm gonna be a bad first game.
That doesn't change.
Wait, it's 1-0?
That's why that's my marshal owner loss right? Yes one away one home. So they're busy up one right?
Okay, I think he was there. The final result like a mutual sight
My god
It's morning looks
Oh, he's gonna be the best, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Are you guys in the world, man?
Yeah, we took our fallen.
How do you miss that?
Well, uh, I have a hand in a long time.
I love you guys, bro.
Anything else?
Uh...
No, really, that's good.
I'm not asking for you to strike me, though.
I'm, like, speaking.
I think...
Yeah, sir.
As in, you play striker or something?
I think you're holding him back.
I...
You play striker, usually.
You can't...
You never play soccer in his life?
I like the way they're controlled the ball right now.
This is sick.
Oh, yeah, nervous.
I want to see Brad in Austin.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I like the way they're controlled the ball right now.
This is sick.
Oh, yeah, nervous.
I want to see Brad in Austin.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
This is sick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, go!
Go!
That's it!
That's so good.
That's so good.
That's so good.
That's so good.
Cut him side, cut him side.
Cut him side.
Yes, top of the box.
Oh, that's it, that's it.
Take it off, take it off.
Come on me, little goalie.
Get in!
Back post!
What the fuck is that?
Good, good.
That's it.
Dude, I can't aim one player on scoring.
Cuz they're Trump
Wait, is that is actually look like
That's
Come on, Declan!
This is what he does! I washed it during Madrid!
Hey!
Wait, did you say black and yellow flag?
It's a yellow card!
No, Declan Rice better keep it down!
Please!
Come on, Declan! Go on, Declan!
They only have two men on the wall.
Is that normal at the space?
Yeah, by age.
Please get Lindsay for Whitman, not a bad shot, not a bad shot.
Put Whitman in.
What?
Oh, Whitman.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Get him.
Oh, no!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
He's not the minion mall touch, but he's not the minion mall, who is that?
Yo Zerka, stop saying my best warmers! I'm not a best warmer! I'm not a best warmer!
All right, we have Odegard injured?
Yeah.
Yeah, in soccer.
Wait, Odegard in soccer?
Yeah.
Travis?
Oh, Declan, get up.
Get up, get up, get up.
No, Declan, get up.
What is going on?
What's going on?
No, Declan's hurt.
Declan, get up.
There it is.
What is Declan okay?
He's limping.
What is Declan okay? He's limping.
Declan might be hurt.
Yeah, he's like on the ground.
No, no, no, no, he's...
Oh, he's limping.
He's limping.
Oh, he's limping.
Declan's limping.
Declan, can I have a picture?
You got a chance on 7C.
Declan, can I get a picture?
He's like 10,000 feet away.
Declan, can I get a picture?
So this beer was incredible.
He said it was like one mint pitch.
Very mint pitch.
He's ego-ing me.
Possessence probably like what?
Saturday 30?
Right now, yeah.
But I think it could get a ton of beer.
Oh
Now this is a goal, this is a goal for sure.
Dude, Declan right top of the box.
Is he like the best free kicker?
One of the best, yeah.
Recently, yeah.
Focus Declan, come on.
Focus Declan.
Yeah, that was his injury last year.
Is that the only fucking highlight you know, bro?
Yes. I watched it today.
You watched it today?
The only thing he's going to do
is his white foot.
Like that's kind of a butt-bat angle.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, exactly. Sort of like that.
Oh, bitch.
Come on, Jackson.
What are you ripping in?
But they don't really have, like, a tall spanker, though.
I don't think they...
No, I think it's not that.
How tall is that? That's, like, 5'11", 6'1"?
I'm like, he's like...
So, how tall is he, like, 6'1"?
6'1"?
I bet you he's 5'11".
No, maybe 6'1".
Yeah?
6'1", 6'1".
Do it with Bob, Katie!
Do it with Bob!
Oh my God, it's a goal!
It's a goal!
Wait, what?
He's going to pass it to him.
He's going to pass it.
Oh, excuse me.
He's going for a header.
He's going for a header.
What the fuck is that?
We got the fucking kick.
Dude, this crowd is like 95% or so.
I'm not kidding.
That's the 5% right there.
That's it.
Yes.
There's one sporting section in the whole stadium.
You're telling me to take it.
Let me take it.
Let me take it.
Let me.
I got to play up on that a little bit more pressure involved my god switch is on switches on
20
Switch is fucking on
Press
Oh God bless doesn't look that fast
You destroyed it
I feel like every time he plays for his country, it's like he's really good, but then when you play for the club
Press the button
Wasn't he incredible last season?
I can't do that man
It was alright
I don't know what they're talking about.
Victor Jocareff.
Wait, there's another counter.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Nice, good.
He's going to top.
There we go.
Nice!
Is that, um, who is that keeper?
Born to left?
No, is that Saliba?
Saliba gave it all to Santa Maria.
Dude, the one-to-one players back.
Yeah.
Hey, Adam Johnson's playing well today, though.
He's going to play well today.
He's going to play well today.
He's going to play well today.
Yeah.
I'm going to play well today.
I'm going to play well today.
well today though. Who the fuck is that? Adam Johnson for Arsenal. Is that a real player?
No, no, no. It's a fucking sex offender. Yeah, there you go. What? Yes, it is. He's a sex offender.
He's calling a jackseller to say that Adam Johnson is playing good.
Dude, we're in an Arsenal section of discourse. I know.
You can get silent. All good. Oh no. Get it out, get it out. Get it out. Oh no. Oh no.
No, no
Do the chance are so cool
Here we go
Steelers
No, bro, like they have so many
change no that's in the one reason I
think I'm glad you know I'm nice go
what is that is that a chance no it's um
I think it's a tonic plan oh yeah oh my
god oh when you go to the corner I use
to go back no but yeah I said something
before something's right
fuck it's a cat out to who was it
it's a cat medicine that's what it was
yeah I think it might be like faking
know yeah the culture is it's so cool and England Brown like a
like a lot of things this is kind of like a revenge him for the
okers right talking about it's no club yeah I mean kind that's no club
you know
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
How do you not score that?
Did you see there put an amazing greenwood back on the pitch?
First morning.
I don't think you've missed this board.
Must be an old club. Must be an old club.
He looks chunky out there.
Like, slow.
He's even eating?
Do you know what number it is?
You know what number it is?
Mason Greenwood?
What? 14.
I don't know.
He actually told me to say Mason Greenwood out there.
Mason Greenwood?
Wait, isn't that...
I don't know!
Bro, stop beating that!
Oh my god, should we go here?
Should we go here? Oh my god!
I'm done reading chat.
Dude, the possession is probably 75-25 now.
This is what I would think that's what it would be way more added offensive right now.
It's like there's really down already.
It's like...
Maybe two goals, man.
Is 40 probably young?
Like are they a young team?
I don't know.
I put it in the middle.
I put it in the middle.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
This could be a plan.
This could be a plan.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I thought pros would like people are accurate. That's another Scott.
Why are we getting a laugh?
Oh, that's dangerous.
God! God!
Oh my god.
Oh!
What's the score that the entire team won?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What do they say?
What do they say?
Arsenal!
They're not saying Arsenal.
It's like one word.
What do they say?
I heard that.
That's 40.
I heard this guy on my left hand.
What is the 40 saying now?
We're saying sporting.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Dude, I'm going to be honest.
I don't want it like I'm gonna keep it out.
Also, I'll keep these because they could lose.
They're not losing it. They're not losing this.
No, but they're dominating possession time.
I know. Yeah, they have more possession, but dude, they keep giving up those towers.
I'm telling you about this.
It's starting to evolve for me.
I don't know if it would be... This would be a bad time.
I don't like to hear that.
Let it go. Let it go.
Come on, Lucas.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god
Dude y'all crest is out of shape I figured out the reason why he did so good last season was because he was in better shape
Bro, he looks fat. I'm not even kidding. I'm biased don't support either cup. They'll dress you up out of shape
I know you love Sweden, bro. You guys might be cooked
Don't talk about really good mentality.
He moves a lot, but he ain't a lot of fast food.
Yaw Kress looks out of shape.
He's not fat.
He's not fat.
He is.
He's reading my chat.
He's fat.
He's a fat ass.
Lacey, be honest.
Do you think Yaw Kress looks fat?
He looks like a fat ass.
You don't even know who it is.
Number 14.
See, Lacey knows.
Yeah.
Do you think Yaw Kress looks fat?
I look on the field, and I saw a bowling ball running around.
That's how I knew.
Hey, Lacey, thank you for inviting me out of my room.
Of course, bro.
It's a sec.
It's amazing.
This is my first time, too.
I guess, like actually thank you.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, come on.
Oh my god, the Alvarez, come on.
Dude, I'm telling you, this game,
this could be really good game.
Exporting spores.
Oh, look at that.
That's the time, man.
No, I can't go that time.
I can't go that time.
What do you mean?
I had to lose.
Wait, you bet on the game getting bet on aggregate?
Why would you not bet on aggregate?
You bet on first 90, right?
Oh, it's because you're a degenerate.
That's why.
Because you're a fucking degenerate.
You couldn't take the better edge.
No, no, like minus 400.
He's an ass, he, yes.
Oh, you gotta be, he's so detect that, mate, so detect me.
Line him, line him, line him.
Oh, nice, I think, I think.
Swish, swish, swish, swish it.
Here we go, Jack.
Good job, Jack.
Wait, Jack is really good.
Really good control.
I'm gonna say it, Declan Rice
is the best player on the pitch right now.
No, no, no, right now, Declan Rice.
He's best player in the league up.
He's arsonist in the Premier League! What are you saying?
You're gonna sew up like you're not sewing yourself for like...
Arsonist in the Premier League, is he not legal?
Are you not scared of your phone falling?
No.
You're not scared of what?
What?
Are you phoning my calls?
I'm gonna crack the head of the mic.
It literally breaks somebody's head.
Nice.
Top of the box, surely.
Oh shoot that!
Oh my god!
oh that was so sexy bro y'all got to do something
thank you
it's like in rocket league when you're stuck in your half that's what it's like
here oh my god go
oh
man again again again box
cover the box somebody fucking do something yo we go look at
Oh
Well one though well one this
I
What I want
How much time is a lot it 30 minutes?
What are they? Oh
Started that
Fucking hell right have a word with him
You know my mother managed her as a total man. He's got so much fucking
It's 30 minutes 30 minutes like a popper. Yeah, it's like a mom Clara one of the managers
Oh, no. Oh no. What's right? What's right? What's right?
Oh, no, I don't want to see. I don't want to see. I don't want to see. I don't want to see.
I'm not like three out of all games. I think I like this environment is crazy. Oh my god
100%
It's way more like
It's a champ every second
Yeah, it's super intense
Man, this is awesome
Start the wave? Not in that shot at all
Start a wave?
One, two, three, two, one
You guys didn't say no?
I was saying for him to go
I
I don't like this they're not even trying to score oh yeah oh my god yeah oh my god
He should have popped!
He should have popped!
Come on, bro!
No, Arsino, we haven't had a call!
We have to go!
Hey, uh, JJ, how long has Declan Wright been captain for?
Uh, only recently.
Who was captain before?
Oh, the god?
Oh, okay.
And he's hurt, right?
Ah, yes.
Why is that funny?
No, no reason.
No reason, no reason.
Ah, he's... he's...
...pinched.
Who else is... who else is hurt?
Uh...
...Cala Fiori.
Timber.
A timer of Fiori?
No.
Cala Fiori.
No, I thought, um...
Who else is hurt?
Timber.
Timber?
Are these, like, wrappers?
Time of the year.
Who needs to ball?
Uh, the ball.
Oh, no.
Oh, Ryan.
Loveless hat.
What the f***?
Yo, get the goalie out the gate.
Oh, man.
Whoa.
Line grip. Line grip. Line grip.
Oh, my God. Take him out. Take him out.
Take him out. One on one.
There you go.
AHHHHH!
WRAP!
WRAP!
He's sorting out the class.
Are you fucking blind, mate?
Bloody hell!
Dude, did you get the penalty flag?
Yeah, I don't know how that was in here.
Are you allowed to show the stadium or no?
Yeah.
Do you want to show the stadium?
You're actually insane.
Rowan, we're gonna be in Wendley in like three days?
You said, what's the 30 minutes?
You wanna pitch play in about 30, 40 minutes in front of as many people?
Hey, how many minutes did you play in the Qatar game?
Two?
Okay, they're definitely gonna play you more.
Yeah, probably 30, 40.
Well, you actually think, you don't think more than that?
What?
You probably might get more than that.
I hope I don't get more than that.
Really?
I hope I don't get more than that.
Really?
I hope I don't get more than 20.
That's it.
I'll be gassed.
Jake just said I'm one of the most physically demanding positions.
Wait, what do you mean?
He's left-man.
You're left-man?
You're left-man.
Okay.
I was going to play these through balls, bro.
Like, I just play the ball and then you run through.
Yeah, I can do that.
So, kind of like what number 20 is doing.
Yes, exactly. He runs back on defense, then runs all off it.
I'm not going to play defense though. I'm going to cherry pick on offense.
Wait, you're not going to play defense. You're not going to play defense.
You're not going to play defense.
I'm not playing defense, bro. I'm not playing defense.
Like, don't get me wrong. I'll do presses and stuff, but bro, I'm saving my energy, bro.
Dude, you want adrenaline dumped out there, and they'll actually get tired.
the first five minutes. Have you seen like my football game about two? Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, I saw you fall.
And it was really nice on the ball. There was other things, but yeah, thank you, Paul. Listen, bro, you can't top your adrenaline in the first five minutes.
You know what I'm saying? And then Josh just came in our chest and swear you're all in the bench, though.
Yo, God, wait, am I going to start?
Are you sure?
I'm not saying that.
Am I going to start?
Here's my thing, though.
You are not our coach.
It's Jack Joseph, bro.
So he decides to zone a bet with us.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, good.
De salubah.
This is bad for us.
This is weak.
Oh, no.
Oh.
No way.
He missed that.
Oh.
How was that?
What's wrong, bro?
It's looking so bad.
Arsenal's falling apart here.
How was that not a goal?
How was that not a goal?
Is that it?
Did that hit the ball?
No, stop saying I'm delayed.
We're at the game.
Yo, Josh, I love you, bro.
I know you're all captain and stuff like that.
Obviously, we love you, bro.
Hopefully, you're playing us a lot.
And I was just joking.
Really, I'm going to start it off.
Ask him.
Ask him.
He's in a chance.
Like the artist.
No.
Look at this.
There's new mountains, you know what I mean?
Why is that funny?
Dude, Arsenal, China, they look like they don't want it.
It looks like Arsenal doesn't want the win.
That's a handball.
Ref, handball, no.
Oh, no.
Arsenal is looking better.
I did, I did, I did.
Nice.
Hey, hold it down, hold it down, hold it down.
Bomb ordered.
Yuck the rest.
Oh, they kind of got him now.
Dude, I think Yuck Yuck's too slow to score.
How many goals does he have this season?
Do you know who would know? JJ.
No Josh, no, no.
How many goals does Jockress have this season?
I believe he's got 18.
Yeah.
How many matches?
I'm not a lot of games, a lot of games.
He has 18 goals and 15 matches.
I think he's only had like 40 shots.
What is that prime messy numbers?
No, he doesn't.
No, the f**k he doesn't.
Okay, but we're still top of the league, so...
Yeah, okay.
No, he looks good, bro. Yo, that's what's good. He's definitely in the scene.
Hey, JJ. He's eating out there.
Hey, Josh's in our chair right now saying, ask if I was starving.
Oh, yeah.
What? Are you talking about starving? Are you talking about starving?
So, uh...
Yeah, what place is he in? Do you know where he is?
Yeah, you might not be starving.
Oh!
Well, why are you shooting it?
What do you mean, bro?
That was a shoot to it.
You are...
Okay, bro, I got...
He has a shoot, man.
You missed the song, man.
I got texted by veggie
About doing this thing tomorrow, and I thought it was today or I thought it was
I got texted by two unknown UK numbers
And they're like we're expecting you tomorrow. I'm like wait what tomorrow?
I thought it was all from Jegey's team. I know it's a side of you.
You're gonna refuse.
Yes. I didn't have any numbers taken.
So I was training today.
Have you been training for the match?
Uh, no.
Have you?
I've been training, I've been training.
So I've been training for three months, bro.
So you've been training for the bench?
So there's some of your bench warm-in skills.
I'm screaming!
No, he's actually been training.
No, that's not good, bro.
He's good now.
Moving it all just to warm up a little more.
I'm not gonna dance around on the bench, bro.
I'm sorry, buddy.
I've been training a lot.
Go, Jack!
Come on man.
Y'all gonna put the ball in the net here at least once.
Shoot that.
That's it!
That's it!
Oh!
I was gonna expect for it!
You can generate that much power over this.
That's it.
Is that not it?
Oh, it's half time!
No time?
How does he generate that much power?
Holy shit.
That's it.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, not bad.
Not bad, but...
We just need a we need to finish
You broke a chair?
You broke the fucking chair?
You broke a chair?
How dare you, bro?
This is a knife, dude.
Do you want to sit up a little bit?
Do you want to?
Do you guys want to sit out here and sit in there?
Yeah!
Maybe you can sit out here, bro.
I'm down here.
Come on, come on.
Bro, this is just boring and good.
I think you're gonna lose the bet.
Dude, they're what?
This is cheating!
How's that cheated?
I don't know!
Oh yeah, that's true. They're only doing it on that half.
But aren't they switching sides?
No, they're cheating for Arsenal.
bro arsenal looks like a better club but they're not sporting they're not like
none of them are scoring they're not capitalizing not capitalizing you know
this calls for a shot you're drinking no you're drinking there's a match in three
days you listen you're gonna play 90 minutes in front of 90,000 people and
you're gonna train around in three days 72 hours yes how long does liquor
stand your system for I believe I might ask for dark you hear like what
I'm doing the night before I'm taking
sketch more happy I'm gonna get hammered
so he's hungover in the goal so wait
you're let me get this thing you're
going bar hopping with that yes yes
he's getting drunk by himself he's getting
drunk so yes hammered so he's super
hungover in the goal and we'll be able
to have some the other yes oh my god
yes really good I know you guys are
we're gonna score so many goals yes
very good I tell you good idea and I've
been seeing your training videos and
I've been I've been like mimicking it
so I thought you said you weren't
training at all no no in the morning
training you've been training every morning yes but running Jaws I do a
mile at 7 a.m. and then I train with a football coach who is your football coach
what's his name is Marcello Marcello that's gotta be all I'm taking one for
the season oh my god I gotta give him some grub in me
Bro, let's get something for up here.
Hey, what's up?
Wait, you have your own kids?
You have a horse in them?
Come on, we got a horse in them.
A horse in them?
Stop, you know.
Get Liverpool fan, be quiet.
Yeah, I'm wearing this, man.
What's up there?
What's up there, Mike?
What's up there?
What's up there?
What's up there?
What's up there?
What's up there?
What's up there?
What's up there?
What's up there?
Do you want to get a drink of coffee?
I brought a bottle of Malibu
Yeah, that's a good free guy
Wait, what the fuck is this? I'm just really
I think he said a football game
You just realized that?
Why are you doing blackface?
It's a game right again.
No, no, it's not blackface.
It's not blackface.
I'm not doing blackface.
It's your wall, bro.
No, no, no.
What the hell is this?
Oh, that.
He's English.
You don't know what that is?
You act like...
No, but you can't.
You can't do that here, buddy.
No, it's not blackface.
Well, it is.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're blocking your face.
No, this is what you do when you go to a movie theater.
No, no.
This is my game.
Wait, so this is my game here?
This is what you do when you go to a movie theater.
Let's go right now.
Oh, stream back and forth.
Yes, that's, dude, when you go to, like, an NFL game.
So you go to football games and you black in your face.
Yeah.
Also, you're just taking shots at him.
Alibaba.
He's playing in a playing stadium in three days.
And he's just, like, drinking it in his mouth.
All right.
They see it.
OK, it's defined score, like a pen.
No, I'm scoring at all.
No, I don't use it.
JJ, JJ, hold on.
This is hard.
You're all playing hard, man.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Yeah, I told you to chill.
What do you mean chill?
This is the game of your life.
It is the game of my life.
We're not supposed to train for this.
Okay, is there anything wrong with training?
No, I can't train.
Respect for the game.
Respect for the game, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, so are you an archer?
Yeah, he's on our YouTube.
Yeah, that's why it's talking like that.
That's why you don't want us training.
You have to train! You dribbled too fast!
What are you doing right now?
You've got game minutes, you...
I know, you want me to go and talk with you soon?
On the day before?
What is going on?
Go out there.
It is my barhouse.
You're lonely.
With your people's debt.
Yeah, yeah.
Your people are going to come over.
You're a piece.
You're only a piece.
What?
What?
Whoa, is that a thing?
Nah, it's an American thing.
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not facing it.
I know.
No, no, no, no.
You're not black to be.
Oh, OK.
So, well, oh my god.
That was not his heart.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Whoa.
No, we're just gonna straight-ball him about the model.
Oh.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
I think that kid, come on.
That kid.
That kid.
That's your nose.
Yeah.
I am?
That's me.
That's my wife.
Yeah.
out of your cardiac
game scenario
oh yeah, we'll go outside now
yes, you're waiting for that
and trying to stream off the phone
it's not how it works
we're not streaming off the phone
What are you saying?
We're not going to go to Los Angeles.
We're going to. Yeah, one of them.
It's the apartment.
That was the last one.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
It's just in and out of life, that's the problem.
Are you on the left side right now?
No, it's not actually, just keep cutting it out.
It's because everybody's on it.
What's the solution to this though?
I don't know.
I don't think there is one.
Yeah, I'm on the lot right now and my chat's working.
But how does speed even hit the line?
They're saying it's fine. They're saying it's good.
It's good. You're good.
Alright.
Don't move.
Alright, I also connected it to the microphone.
Yeah, it's because it's half-time.
Everybody's on their phone,
so they're taking it off all the bandwidth.
That's why.
Fallen out of town.
I think
Because when the game was in the heat of the game and no one's
Like no lag
So how does that happen when you IRL only when you come to like arenas
But like here when there's so many people in one area all on their fellow using the same cell tower that's what it gets
You're literally never an I-Ocean ever won.
No, no, no, I don't ever do that.
But you guys invited me to this game and it's like, I never know what's going to happen.
I was surprised you came.
Yeah, it was only like, I looked at it, I thought it was only like 30 minutes away.
I thought it was 2 hours away now.
Yeah.
That was fun.
That's good to hear.
I mean, it's not like I'm going to be in England for like a year.
True.
She's had lots of homies, dude.
Maybe another bottle of aloe.
Dude, I'm sorry.
What happened?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's for chicken.
Bro, is it actually over like there's no more chicken?
Oh, is that apple pies?
What is that?
I can try it if you want me to like let you know what it's going to be.
Yeah, let me know if it's good.
Yeah, I can do that for sure.
Is that a happy pie? Looks like maybe a little bit of a delay.
That's a good pie.
At least let me know if it's good for us. I appreciate that.
It looks like it was just giving me like man-chickens.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Straight up real quick.
What do you think it's all about?
This?
Yeah.
Good job.
I can taste it the way it protein is.
No, no, no.
You can taste the protein in there.
I think it's a protein, a protein pie.
And it looks like a little mini version too.
Yeah, okay, bro. A little cheat meal is never bad, right?
You said you were locking in, bro. I didn't even forget about this.
You said you were locking in a week ago and then said it again.
You know what? You're like pounding malibu, bro.
Yeah, lock in. I'm locking it after this.
After this? After I finish, I'm locking it.
Yo.
So right after you finish that, you're locking in?
And have you seen his 40 tweets in the past three months?
Also, do you know how to lock in?
You don't even have to tweet it.
Just go silent about it, you know what I mean?
And then just spawn in with the six-pack.
That's like one last tweet and then...
No, no, just don't even tweet it.
Just spawn in with half.
No, no, don't put your phone up.
No, no.
You don't even know.
Bro, do you think he could lock in?
Yeah.
What?
He's just like...
How?
He'll have him?
He abandoned me in the gym.
Oh, shit, all of Margaret's fault.
Ever since that, I just wanted to stop going.
Is he abandoning me?
So once he abandoned you, you never looked back?
Yeah.
Wow.
You should have thought him about that.
No, he fucked up my chimp.
Wait, what'd I do?
I was like, do you want me to do that?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
you
you
I don't think that makes, you're still eating the same thing.
Oh it's working now bro.
Yeah, it's working.
Oh it's working now.
It's like you're better than me.
Victor Yocarest has 40 things.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Stop the box, stop the box, stop the box.
How is that not up to 90?
How is that not up to 90?
As good as Google Glass.
You know what I noticed?
There's only been one actual legitimate
but scoring chance I had to throw.
They've all missed.
I didn't get a chance to shoot.
No, honestly, I can shoot like these guys.
They're not even good.
Bro, they sky it every time, though, no?
I know.
There's also all the pressure about like finishing that every time, like...
What about, what about...
Nine.
That's it.
Oh my god, oh my god.
More marginally, marginally.
Is that guy's first name, Gabriel?
Yeah.
Where's he from?
Brazil.
So weird to see them in person, bro. You know what I'm saying?
I know.
Get this!
Here we go.
What is that?
Terrible tool!
Terrible ball!
The manager's just yelling at it.
Dude, I'm feeling it upset. I'm telling you.
I'm feeling it upset.
Good defense!
Well done.
Good job!
Nice to meet you, bro. Hey!
They do this dive every time they died every time is any time the thing is like the ref also calls it every single time
Yeah, every single time bro. It's like if someone touches you in the back to small. Yeah, this fall because it gets fought every time
So
Last time sporting made it this far that said when was that I'm gonna check it
I
Whip it whip it none it none it as they just just kid it
That's all saying I haven't seen it like this far
So now if they make it through this, that's history, so you know.
He can have battles.
He's, um...
He can have battles.
Aw, he has to get back to the boat.
So how do you think it's happening this game?
Be honest, be honest.
Oh, okay.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
I just...
Dude, look at this press.
They're pressing them.
They're winning that.
We're winning that.
Get there.
Oh my God.
Hey, you see what I'm saying?
I think it's bad.
I love the champs from the champs.
Declan Rice.
Declan Rice.
Dude, he's asking for assistance.
Come on, Gabriel.
Machinelli! Machinelli!
Nice!
How's the pace?
He looks quick.
Oh no.
Oh you don't got...
Upside, that's upside, that's upside.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's awesome!
That was so good.
Dude, he's split two defenders with a heel tie.
Yo, Jager, just give me a look.
Oh, a look.
Dude I don't think he has a great fit.
What are they saying?
Whip it in. This is gonna be back post.
Jupres.
That's a good ball. Oh my god.
Ah, perfect keeping.
Uh-oh, here we go.
If you get South fast,
do the gold even like the keepers are so nasty.
Wait, how is he so good?
What do you mean?
How does he catch that?
Is that a keeper?
Yeah.
Yes.
It's called practice, ladies.
You know what I mean?
Somebody just...
Oh, my God.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Get there, get there, get there.
That's right, that's right, man.
It's gonna be one now I'm telling you and that's gonna go to extra time
I need ourself to win this ball come on come on come on
I guess they're fucking here and I do they can't hear you
bro that's how it is for his fitness is crazy he's been sprinting all game look
at the drop out this is what I'm talking about that was kind of a blast
that's why he's grabbing his ankle like come on and then look he's gonna bounce
He jumps up to his feet.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, bro, we know you're flossing.
He grabs his angle, then jumps up to his feet.
All right.
Oh my god, great check.
I love the physicality, dude.
Yeah.
Nice, nice, nice.
Hey!
That was a jerk top.
That was a jerk top.
They always do that when it's in the other hand
Yeah, anyone can score
They can only use their hands in the box though
Oh, he's like fucking him
He's like fucking him
Yo!
Are they fucking?
What the fuck?
Why did that go on there?
I go into the goal, I can use my hands to throw the ball in or not.
I go into the box.
Not in your own goal? Like what do you mean?
I don't even listen. I swear, I slide it.
Yes, yes.
If you're a goalkeeper, yeah.
No, no, no.
Any position.
Oh.
Anybody can use their hands to the box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So do it in the game, like...
I'm in the box.
You can throw it in the goal.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not a fan of the flopping I'm gonna be honest it's kind of just cringe
brown it's fucking cringe see when I fell over I fell over you know what I mean
It wasn't a problem. That was an axel ball, but I know it's just your body given out like that's
Gabriel Martin L for his name is so cool
What ball is that four names?
Bro, you're just a fucking guy the fucking
Oh my god nine
Look it. I love the physicality
Do the pace of play is so insane
Why make you scarring you put your knee over the ball
and follow through and keep skying it somebody here shot on target with
brice thing but this guy's even good what am I watching
substitution are you dead as the heat I told you he's out of shape
Bro, exactly, stop because he's not in shape.
That's a early sub-ball.
He's a beer guy.
Drew, show his beer guy.
That's a really such a...
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Bro, he's out of shape.
He's out of shape, bro.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, side.
I could shoot that.
Come on off the door.
Hey, you're at the top of the table?
Chad, to be fair,
Huberts last time he got subbed into a good job.
Not the last game that he gave me for him.
So, hopefully, hopefully.
Dude, what would happen if I started like screaming,
Oh
Declan rise
There we go slow down slow down slow down
When you say habits, yeah like I have yeah, he's on our ship. Yeah, where was he before?
I bet it was like Chelsea?
Yeah, Chelsea. It was, right?
He's from Chelsea. Yeah, I know.
He's a little good.
Declan Rice.
Blimey him. That's such a shitball.
I'm sorry, that's such a shitball.
Dude, I...
Oh! Here we go. Good job!
Hey!
Crap.
Sorry, can't make that insult.
I'm trying to get out of it.
wait this could be a goal this could be a goal oh oh no this could be a ball
no ah I got about 30 minutes from the score come on oh I said no oh I said no
wait if it draws oh my god it's over yeah that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying yeah
they're really they're chillin right now you know I kind of want to see
extra time shit I'll be fun dude imagine watching pans live oh my god oh my god I'll be fun
sporting looks really good though I don't know yeah they do bro oh my god you'll have
sporty even have the had the ball in the entire second half I'm not even chosen they haven't
right bro they haven't made a quarter finals in 24 years bro it's crazy if they win that'd be kind
kind of crazy like what is that pass oh that was such a good that's kind of
nice you're back okay
Oh
This way you shouldn't that probably shouldn't that you should enjoy the game
I was gonna bet but I was like I just want to enjoy the game because if you bet you're sweating
You're trying to regain possession now, you see them just trying to play it.
I have a feeling, I don't know.
I've said this ten times, but I have a feeling it's going to change.
Ah!
Bro, but Arsenal looks good, but they don't look like the top of the table team.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Oh my God.
Oh no, oh no.
So, every time sporting cheers, the entire stadium lose them.
It's actually insane.
Bro.
Listen, they're pretty loud.
Can you show sporting section and then the rest of the stadium.
the rest of the team.
They have one section of the whole stadium.
It's just a 90 by the side of the line.
It's a free, no this is a quarter, it's a quarter.
Hey Chess, sporting has pretty crazy fans, right?
Like at home, they're pretty good.
Oh, he's actually hurt.
Oh, he's actually injured.
No, you can sub, you can sub.
Who's the player?
I don't think he can come back.
Oh, he's not going to.
He's injured.
I hear him respond.
Oh, but he's like the best guy.
Who it? No?
That's...
Who is that?
Madaweke.
Wait, what is his name?
Madaweke.
Madaweke?
Yeah.
No need, no need.
Wait, so who's gonna sub in for him?
Honestly?
I'm not even sure that would be Max, maybe?
Right, chef?
Right.
GG your band. You can't get banned for joining the stadium.
I'm not directly, I've never heard of it.
Oh wait, someone in the chat said L, I'm wasting.
Isn't this stoppage?
Like, does this stoppage?
No, no, it does.
I
Don't want it to be in use that
Listen all the time that gets burned goes into stoppage time. You can see if you're gonna say
So every game is 90 minutes, but then they
I
Come on, Max.
Come on, it's out of the air.
We're good, sir.
We're fine.
We're fine.
16.
I'm crazy about that, right?
Born in 2009.
I've been there.
I've been there.
How long is that?
That's insane.
How do you leave me alone?
You're out of game, bro.
How are you, man?
No, you can't.
You can't matter.
Yeah, you can't play whenever.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, it was like one and girl when he was 16.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I would love to see an upset, I'm not sure why, but right now it's looking like it.
I was just trying to get him out of the box, I don't know this game is getting really sketched
So it's getting really sketchy
Holy fucking possession
No, here we go. Nice man. Nice man. Go Max. Oh
That's my first person of all five is fine, it's fine. It's all good
For some but most of the both
That's all these guys do.
Oh my god bro.
The sporting needs to score. Personal dismounting is full. Remember that.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Oh no. We're good. We're good. We're fine.
Good defense. Good defense. Good defense.
Our score doesn't need to score. It's very good.
Great. If they draw, do you lose seven cats?
That's...
If they're on the our score, we win by one goal.
Oh no!
Ooh!
Ooh, that's a little bit...
That might be a little bit...
That was pushing a bit.
That was a little bit...
But it doesn't matter though.
It's in their box anyway.
What do you get a yellow for that if you push somebody?
It was bad, he got it now.
Now he pushed it.
Dude, why don't they stop the car?
Because there's extra time.
All the time that gets stopped, it goes into extra time.
Now was that a push or not? I can't believe it was you.
No call.
No call.
Thank God. Thank God.
Yo, that was Barcelona a little bit of red flag.
What the fuck are you saying, guys?
Yeah, what the fuck is your red flag? Now, what is that?
Now, what is your red flag?
Oh, Barcelona red flag.
Nice, boys! Nice!
Go!
Dude, this guy's good.
No, we're good. We're fine.
Whoever number 20 is on sporting it's good. He has like a little wristband.
That guy's good.
I don't know who that is.
I know, if sporting won champions, they'd be such a cool sport.
He's so good.
I'm guessing they've never won champions.
Give it to him! Give it to him!
I can't do this!
Wow we're not passing the ball out of my bag.
Are we just fucking crumbling?
Like, well dude, Arsene doesn't need to score though.
They're just spending time.
Bro that would be so cringe if my first game ever was nail and nail.
That's so ass.
I'll be honest.
You can't even see a goal, you know what I mean?
Bro, are you reading your chat?
You're insane!
You know he is.
Yes you are.
Dude, what I'm kinda saying though, Arsenal looks like a good team, you can see they
look like they won the Premier League.
And honestly, is the Premier League just balled it off?
It's not even that, they just...
They don't look back.
Shouldn't they be destroying this team if they're absolutely top of the table?
Am I wrong?
Nah, you're not wrong.
Oh my...
Oh my God.
Broke it.
Who?
But if Arsenal is top of the table, they should be destroying this club.
Technically, yeah, they should.
I'm sorry.
They should.
But sporting is a good club though.
They're top, I don't think top.
Yeah, but sporting is a good club.
Top in Portugal.
Oh my God.
He's nice.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
much
but he's got to be nervous
just second yes bro remember you shouldn't have been on the
oh
why is he not going?
he's not going, not going, not going, not going, not going
not going, not going, not going, not going
ah
make him move or fuck, make him back
What the fuck
What's up, what's the magic in oh yeah
It's four four all three two oh, yeah, okay, it's four four aggregate. Oh my god
Of course the game for a lot to know
But hey one goal
Special sports
There's a way to talk about
Well, there is no five second violence
No
I'm not like a shot clock.
Oh, dude.
I just realized the sporting section has security on both sides.
That's smart.
What's going on?
Yellow!
Yellow!
For the manager?
The manager got a yellow?
I've never seen that.
Yes, bro, what if the manager gets a red does he have to walk out of the stadium?
I think that's up here
I didn't know did it have a red card the other night. Yeah, what happens if the manager gets a red
He gets this thing like our senior up here
He did oh he has oh yeah, that's all right my chat
And he got this one. It's it come on get the ball here get a steal
Dude, um, I have a feeling it might be male male though.
I'm so mad.
You're gonna be seven minutes?
Whoa!
Dude.
I didn't even want it to be.
So I'm not getting on.
You know, he's gonna stop playing.
You know, I want to see gold.
Dude, somebody in my chat texted me before the game.
He said, Jynxie, bat on zero zero.
He tagged me on Twitter.
He said bat on zero zero trust me.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that's probably crazy, that too.
Dude, I would have taken it.
I would have taken it.
Yeah.
Sporting needs to get more pressure and just counter.
The thing is, Sporting still needs to go.
Right out there losing.
So it's like, why would they call a bachelor?
Oh my God, it's a goal.
Why?
Oh my God.
Yo, I could shoot that.
I could shoot that.
Would you score that?
Yeah, would you score that?
I'm getting it on frame.
They can't get it on frame.
Like, what is this, bro?
Get the ball on frame with Christy.
Christ sake I've seen them sky at nine times
I'm getting that on frame
Yes, I'm getting that on target on target this guy
Left-footed half volume I'm putting that things
Dude, I don't know, bro. It's because of my American lingo.
Hey, man!
Don't even look at me!
What?!
What?!
Dude, the man is just getting pissed.
Yeah, I guess.
Oh my god.
dude what's his name Arteza?
Arteza yeah
Bro he's getting pissed he's pissed
Oh oh oh
Hey hey hey somebody score for the Lolo God
Somebody score
Oh hey hey
What the fuck
You gotta either shoot or pass the fucking
Oh my
Do you know it'll be crazy to see the
I mean your ball play like in person, not being seen.
Absolutely shameless.
Basically be confident, be confident.
Be confident.
Bro, but have you bet on?
Oh my god.
Keep...
Now go! Now go!
Now go!
Now go!
What is that?
Wait.
If you're partial looking at their panicking, this could be bad.
Because now they're actually gonna steal, he's gonna steal like one more bonus.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
That boy was so sick.
No, that's nothing.
Oh my god.
That's so nice bro, come on bro.
These reps are thought thing they made.
He's broke some barfing it.
He's done it last year.
Why is there a ref kicking a ball? He's not even getting a hold of the team!
Bro, he's kicking it for them, bro.
I'll tell you what, I'm good, I'm good, I'm coming.
I bothered this young man.
I just, I wanna see hands, bro.
Well, I want to see hands.
Why is every time we go to a game test,
it's a ball against games?
I tell you, don't say that.
It could get really exciting.
Dude, it could get exciting here.
It's sporting to me.
Oh, here we go.
Come on, here we go.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
That's about it.
I'm gonna do it.
Here we go.
You can't want to put it in front of you.
I don't care who wins.
I'm supposed to put it in front of you.
I was confused because of the mistletoe in your shield.
You put that on your face.
Bro, are you gonna go down to the World Cup games?
Oh yeah.
I think I might too.
Yeah, after this?
Yeah.
Even though it's Nill Nill, this is such a cool atmosphere.
Yeah.
That's why sometimes people say like,
I don't know if that people walks right into football.
I don't know if they even know the game.
There's like a chance every...
Come on!
Come on, whip it in.
That close.
Good ball.
Good ball.
Yep.
Another corner.
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
Love the two-pointer.
We'll keep going.
So Arsenal's the best club in London, man.
Yeah.
Because it's just Arsenal, Chelsea.
Yeah.
Chelsea's on.
Chelsea's on.
I don't know how many champions are there?
I don't know.
He's actually not in control, but go ahead and hit it again, hit it again.
No, how many champions is it?
Like five or six?
Sierra Leone three.
You got that Sierra Leone?
Metro Ozil?
One?
Two.
We've never had a championship.
Oh.
down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Stop, stop, stop.
He's so mad.
What's going on, man?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
How do you know?
Oh, my God.
Hey, hey, hey, we're good. We're good. We're good.
We're good. Oh, my God.
Give it to him, give it to him.
Hey! Hey!
What the fuck?
Come on!
What's up?
What's up?
I
Got it
Now, you can take command of the two thousand and fifty.
You can take command of the two thousand and fifty.
Yeah, thanks very much.
I'm in it.
To be fair, they didn't do much.
They're doing much.
They can't change it.
They can't change it right here.
They can't change it right here.
They think I'm soft, though?
Yeah.
Hey, watch.
You're out of your mind.
They think I'm soft, though?
That guy's soft.
Look at him soft.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait.
Hey.
Hey
Fuck you now
Something what is the stopper? So I'm gonna be 49 minutes twice over. I feel like eight. I don't know
I feel like they don't get into a down on yeah low-key wasting time does
actually work yeah because I've never seen stoppage time over like 10 minutes
so you just like we're literally wanting to do that you know and I mean
obviously arsenal benefits for wasting time yeah because they're winning on
aggregate yeah that's a pretty cringe way to win how about they just score
Surely they can score. They scored away.
What is that chance?
Come on, whip this in. Hey, shall I watch you whip it in?
Saliba. Header. Bang. Ah, that ball.
No!
No, what? What are you...
Come on, man.
Pass it, pass it, pass it, pass it, pass it!
Oh no!
If he intercepts that, I mean he's gone.
How the ball is that?
Press him, press him, press him, press him. There you go, there you go.
Give it back, give it back, give it back, give it back!
What is that?
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
It's about 80 a minute, bro.
Okay.
Okay, what if 40 seconds?
I'm just going to show you what's happening.
I'm going to show you what's happening.
I'm going to show you what's happening.
I'm going to show you what's happening.
Okay.
I thought you bet on personal talent, man.
I didn't know that you had won this game.
game. But you did a terrible match. Because the same corner if you say. If they draw, you
don't exchange. You lose all type of matches. You lose all, you don't give a fuck about that.
No. You lose. Oh my God. It's not funny. You do think it's funny. I look at you like.
And look, you think it's funny. Bro, why would you bet on that? Listen to that bet though.
He didn't even bet on the draw. He bet on them winning this game when they don't
have to win. They just have to draw.
That is a terrible match.
I didn't even know until you said it before.
I was a boy.
And you bet on this game.
You didn't even...
And you're going to win.
Imagine the stealers are getting like
28 to 0
with 2-4 to 0.
You bet on 1-0.
They don't even care.
Because our server just wants to waste time.
They don't even care. As long as they don't concede
see that man
oh my god
nice
oh my god
he painted
he painted his cool
Oh, shit!
Good press, good press.
Let it go, let it go, let it go.
Good press, good press.
Good press! That's us!
Come on! Come on!
Hey, hey, hey, that's public and decent.
I hate.
That's not a bad shot at all.
The half time wasn't that long.
Yeah, it wasn't that long.
Here we go.
Come on, Max.
They're whipping in back post.
They're whipping in back post.
Someone down left foot.
Someone down left foot of yours.
Good ball.
Ah, bad ball.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh!
What?
He just hit the post.
Yeah, he just hit the post.
Yeah, he just hit the post.
Don't waste time don't waste time
Oh my god
Send them back
Follow
There we go
There we go
You're passing them off
Wait, wait
It's going to waste time
Come on Max
Come on Max
Wait
But it's gonna waste time come on max come on max
Yep, that's gonna waste time
What is that
So what the fuck was that what was that other than just throwing the ball out of it
Oh my god, bro.
This is top of the table, so close.
Every last 30 minutes of the game, they just don't want to fucking play.
So, if these games draw, there's no extra time or anything?
There's no point. Arsenal wins aggregate, one minute.
Nice, great first game.
Nice, everyone. Nice!
Oh, oh, oh!
Nice, man.
That's all, pass the fucking ball.
5 more minutes.
Terrible 0-0 game.
Alright.
This is why you don't gamble.
It's one thing to gamble and it's one thing to gamble on.
Venture win this game.
They're fine with drawing.
You literally bet on passing y'all.
That's what you bet on.
You should have been on withdrawal, that would have been so crazy.
I still think they're gonna score.
Oh my god.
The keeper almost stuck down.
Oh no.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh no.
Hey.
These guys don't blow some shit.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
The only goal being a champion could make me sick to my stomach.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Make it on.
Challenge him.
Challenge him.
Top of the box.
You have to score.
What is that?
Go.
Go.
Go.
Nice.
Harvard.
Harvard.
Harvard.
It's a two-ball.
It's a two-ball.
It's a two-ball.
Right there.
Oh yeah, the racers now.
Wow.
right here. Oh yeah, the
because they went on a draw.
No, it's because they're not that you should have taken the
consideration for a betting seven point.
Good pass. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was the most.
That was the most.
Nice, nice.
Hey, give me the car.
My cash out's $47.
All right, guys, this ride's for you, my guest.
This is really exciting, you know what I mean?
Hey, Lace, let's face, let's face, bro, let's face.
It could be right here.
Oh, I think the race is time.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man, of course, my first football game is down now.
Oh, man.
All right, first ever football game is fucking down now.
We'll get through it, we'll get through it.
Switches on.
All right, they're just going to pass the bat.
I mean maybe if they do this can see the instant and then it's really over you
think about it they still have like hold it eight minutes it's not this time
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Most time.
Yes, definitely time.
Maybe about 10-15 minutes left of the game, buddy.
What is that? What is that?
The first attempt.
Are they dead?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I have a lot of O's.
Oh my God.
Oh my god!
Just sit, just sit
Just sit
Oh my god
Nine
It's hot bro, it's over
Okay, go fast
We can just fast again bro
I'm not going to get a knife will fuck me in the ass
Oh somebody's
football sporting this is like the last one
they're fighting the buzzer in the middle
everybody's back
everybody's back
that was the best ball I've ever seen in a while
I thought he was gonna head down
oh my god
scoring again, intercepting
Yeah, I don't know.
Hey.
Will ever be on any team race events or something?
Like, I'm not even kidding. Ever.
Ever.
I've never been on any team race events.
I've never been on any team race events.
Ever, yeah.
What's like the next best club in Portugal besides Sporting?
You know, hold now, hold up, hold up, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold it, hold it, it's out of here.
Nice.
Corner, okay.
What's that corner?
What's that corner?
What's that corner?
Ben Fika? Ben Fika?
Ben Fika missed it all, why is only 4 minutes out of here?
What's that?
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Okay, let me get this straight.
And I'm gonna rant.
Yeah, yeah.
15 minutes rolling around that was that was now we have four minutes of sausage time
No, I'm actually like this is fucking stupid at least at least at least
But they're not 15 minutes
Holding around and there's four minutes of sausage. All right
You just waste time. That's so fucking
That's disgusting child over here. No goal
Why is he sitting so far
Yeah, that's the worst quarter I've ever seen in my life.
Every quarter right? That is the worst quarter I've ever seen in my life.
He puts a second puck.
It was closer to hitting a fan.
That's a puck.
This is, yeah, sporting's last chance.
Sporting's last chance.
Oh, please.
It's gonna be JoJo.
It's gonna be 0-0 with that.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God.
Ah, they still got the ball, though. They still got the ball. They got time.
They got time.
A lot of time.
Three minutes.
He's not stupid.
He's not a monster.
Fucking big-ass Florida's talking to us.
Yeah, it's not your release.
Now they can still in their house and now it's over.
Oh!
What?
The red light might be breaking this thing.
What?
Why do we have to call that?
How is it possible?
I thought the call was on sporting.
I didn't even know.
What?
Ryan is 3-3.
What the fuck?
Ryan is 3-3.
What's aggregate?
I think it's 4-3.
What's aggregate?
I
I'll say that was that room. Thanks for this. Oh, no
One more time one more time for
Oh my god, my goodness, oh my god.
My god.
My trip lost?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I've never seen that.
Someone on the bench got a yellow.
Actually?
Yeah.
Oh no.
I'm not the goodest son of a f***ing thing!
It was a horrible game!
A horrible f***ing game?
That was a horrible game!
That was a horrible game!
That was a horrible game!
That was a horrible game!
That was a horrible game!
But you know what?
He's such an idiot, bro.
He's such an idiot, bro.
I think it is.
No, I'm not even...
Wait, so who the...
I said we found him.
Wait, wait.
What'd you do?
I'm not even...
I think it is.
I'm afraid lost.
No, I'm not even...
I'm not even...
I'm not even...
I'm not even...
I'm going to be honest, this was boring game I've ever played.
I just wanted to see a bull in my arms.
I am waiting around on the floor holding their ankle.
I was getting pretty tired.
I just wanted to see a bull. That's all I wanted.
You've got to go through the...
You know, go home.
Is mine so long?
Alright, I can text you.
I have a ride.
I just need to know, like...
I'll text you.
Wow, they are in one, I say.
Six-four.
These are for Netflix.
I'm just screaming.
I'm missing my wallet.
I just thought that it was like too much of a fight.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You know what?
We're back.
Yeah.
We're back.
I keep wondering my opening crowd.
They just do these weird hats.
Put the Madrid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I don't know, I don't know yet.
You're just left here.
How are you? How's everything going?
Pretty good.
You're just left here.
Yeah, I don't know what position I'm in.
Maybe strike or I think strike.
Ah, yeah, sir.
Of course, yeah.
Nice.
Yeah, of course.
Okay, guys.
Listen, we don't want to take too much of your time,
but you know, we're looking for you.
We're looking for you if you ever want to...
Nice to meet you, brother.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, brother.
My name is Richard.
Do you mind if we take a picture?
Yeah, of course, bro.
No problem.
We're off my friend as well.
Yeah.
Don't worry, guys.
Just one sec.
Yeah, let's do it.
One of you is the master.
Yeah.
OK, OK.
We're good, man.
We're good.
Yeah.
We need to stand here, right?
We can't find a good final.
We're not allowed to stand here.
We need to stand here.
We need to stand here.
We need to stand here.
We need to stand here.
We need to stand here.
I
RL one in ten bands
Yeah.
That was funny.
You're making a picture.
That's the one.
All right.
Can you see that?
Yeah.
Can you see it?
See, I'll just get a little big one.
All right.
I'll have one.
I'll have one.
Just a little.
Yo, where's the extra?
All right.
There's a lot of people.
Are we asking for that?
Oh, are we getting that one?
What's in this phone?
Oh, shoot.
Just put that on.
Just put that on.
Get this one.
Oh, dude, I'm getting a football cup, bro.
I got a game.
Okay, you're getting fast off.
Yeah, I got a game.
Before you do the side, I got a game.
I haven't played, I'm so wrapped up.
Hold on!
I've seen you too much how many tiktok players you had.
It's strange seeing him in real life.
Huh?
You were too much... Am I human?
Hey, are you a human or not?
Are you a rascal?
Oh, no, you are, so you...
I can still, yeah, but still, I don't know.
I'm a fucking coon, and I can't fucking coon, bro.
what he's saying
so it's not a good idea, it's not a good idea
get out of here, get out of here
get out of here right now
What was that shot with the thing?
No, it was pretty ass, but it's awesome.
So, how's it feel to fuck about with shit?
It's my game.
I think it's my way of thinking.
Huh?
Uh, yeah, can you just keep it for now?
Zero, zero?
We should go somewhere else.
First game, yeah.
Zero, zero?
It sounds like a game.
Yeah
We could get deep love out there, bro.
We could get deep love out there, bro.
She's an actor?
Actress.
Actress is the same thing.
He's not my girlfriend.
What is it?
Top boy?
No, isn't a show or a movie?
Yeah, it's from Netflix.
Oh, really?
Wow.
Maybe they try to watch it.
Obviously they don't know about it.
They're here all the time.
What's it about?
Um, London Gangster.
Oh.
What's it about?
Uh, London Gangster, that's all.
Oh, left the man down.
It's telling us about shooting videos, stuff.
Oh, shit.
I'm the scariest lesbian team on TV
whenever I come across it.
Oh, that's good.
Congratulations.
Is it similar to, uh, Piggy Blinders?
It's better than that.
It's better than Piggy Blinders?
It's better than that.
And to make people understand my past
and much more blind,
I'm also in that with Tom Hardy,
Pitch, Brosnan and Helen Mirren.
So let's not play about,
I'm a gangster.
It's Trisha.
I'm a gangster.
drink show. Chaisa. Wow.
Go on, Dan, go on, Dan, go out.
And of course, we went to a zero zero game.
Yeah, honestly, that time wasting was pretty annoying.
I think I know how to be a pro footballer though bro you just grab your ankle
roll on the floor and then there's four minutes of
some salvage
World Cup games should be like good though
Well they did have to tell them
Ask what she kills
It's all funny, yes she does
But we don't know, we don't know
Oh my god
He did it!
Oh no!
Oh no, he's licked a lot
That's why you don't drink alcohol
You don't think she'd like to say it?
Yeah she did
I'm gonna sit on that couch.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that, I was talking about it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
W spoilers.
Oh, I just want to see.
I wish I was going to see that.
I see a boy.
I'm going to see him.
I'm going to see him.
I'm going to get wild.
Hey, who's going to sell the village to get a school?
I am.
You have this?
What's your celebration?
I'm going to run up to the quarter of the crowd.
I'm going to hit this, and then I'm going to run, and I'm going to jump in backwards in the crowd.
You're going to jump? You're going to? You're going to take a kid's carry?
Oh yeah, you should be able to.
Jump into the crowd, and then they'll go get up.
Yes, well that would be easy work.
I play it.
100% bro.
I see it in the NFL all the time.
They score touchdown, brother in the crowd.
Or like at concerts, like go back and jump into the crowd.
Yeah, you got that right?
Not bad, not bad.
Oh yeah, who's the seller?
I'm not saying, you know.
What was yours?
I'm not saying bro.
I already have the seller.
Dude, last year there was 18 goals.
Everyone here could score.
Later.
Last 18 goals are not telling fans.
and now if we don't go to the same place
why small children better when they're not
now that might be dangerous
I don't know
I'm pretty sure the walls are too big to climb up and jump in and out
yeah
yeah
so I think I'm going to have to go to the next room
I'm going to go to the next room
you want to go back to that?
let's see if your pace is right there
is your pace
probably at 25
what's your speed?
like a speed
like a mile per hour
you know like your speed uh
I think Maddie has been on the two split teams in the board year.
Oh, no.
I think he played me.
My life.
Honestly, like 88.
Oh, that might be physical for me.
No.
95.
95.
Honestly, okay, this is my player move.
It would be, it would be prior, realistically, 80.
I'll just say it, and then you just say the score.
Okay.
For my left, shooting, 90.
Passing.
85.
Pace probably 76 physicality 95
You're late all right dribbling about 40
Defending 40 I think yeah bro yeah that's pretty accurate
I'm more what the overall rating be yeah
What's going on man?
I'll put it on
Yeah
Yeah
Oh my my flashiness is the ninety-nine
I'm not asking my question
I go out there and make plays when I do it
Okay
Let's get out I'm telling you I've been practicing here
I'm doing a rainbow.
You're just doing a rainbow.
I'm doing a rainbow on a mash, yeah.
If you think about it, you have the high light of that.
It's a hard match, right?
Yeah, I almost had it.
It really did.
And that was my zero-true dream, man.
Yeah, you had the high light of that match.
Yeah.
Like, when I look up that match, that's the first time I see it.
Yeah, I've been telling you this one,
it's here that you can do it,
but it's actually going to go on the net.
I'll put more in the header.
I'm going for everything.
I'm going for everything.
I'm going to get more rings out there.
I'm going for a bunch of them.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
at least 30. Oh she laughs. I don't know why she laughs. I don't think so. I think I
could hit 30 out there. Four to five minutes. Two minutes. Thank you. It was two minutes
to match bro. Two minutes right? But bro, you're way more fit now than you were then
room. That's true. I can give you a good one.
Hey, what? How long was the flight?
About the test. How long was that flight?
16 hours.
So you flew over 16 hours and they put you in for two minutes?
Yes.
I mean, that's kind of fucked up.
I'm not gonna lie.
I had two minutes.
Two minutes?
16 hours.
You know what the worst part is?
The guy who runs it had to come over to the elevator
and tell us to pull me in.
I wasn't going to get the game, but coach, when he actually even looked at you, he didn't know.
But what minutes did you go in? What minute did I go in?
The last year. It was like five minutes left.
Interrogate.
Yeah.
I thought the coach actually didn't know how to do it.
Yes.
I was just sitting on the bench cheering.
I'm good to be on the team.
For me, I'm good to be on the team.
I just can't see it.
You know what I'm about?
We were winning that. I just got to do it for the win.
I like that.
And that's how it works.
I like that.
You guys won the game, right?
Yeah.
apparently Jin has never lost his charity match. I know, he's never lost, but we're on the opposite team of Jin.
I'm ahead in the first though. Jin just never lost. They're on the post man, bro.
I mean, he's a defender, right?
I'm out of there and strike a score.
Yeah, bro, but the thing is, you actually could score, but dude, if you go for that fight, there's no chance he scores.
It's like a rocket league equivalent of like a flip reset ceiling shot, okay?
So you just go back a regular shot and you have a chance to take it.
So if I'm cut and I do a wide open pass, are you going to do some fucks here or are you
actually going to try and split it?
I'm going to score.
But if I'm sitting face-to-face, why would I do that?
Because I wasn't going to do it.
Yes, I will.
You're going to like try to hide the ball.
Come on, now.
How am I going to hide the ball from the ground?
You're gonna have to have a head the ball or something.
How am I gonna head the ball up to the ground?
At least he's like...
For example, I'm putting...
You're gonna have to like...
Bro, the ball is in the air, pad it,
it's on the ground, bro.
You can actually...
No, I know, I'm going to score.
I'm gonna score.
Yeah, bro, you got it.
And, but if the ball is in the air,
I'm gonna throw my support at it.
I just don't get low, like...
You're not gonna trade at all.
At all?
At all?
Bro, I'm just more concerned about...
The last training right in the control
Yeah
I don't think so, but I remember last year there was this, I hope you scored, yo I'm telling
you in the match, if you're in a goal scoring position, I don't mean bullshit like some
fight shit, if you're in a goal scoring position I'm going to pass you the ball, I swear to
And I'm gonna and you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna
Ground header and probably
You guys are going to stream the team training?
I think you're about to
Yes, yes
I think everyone is going to be training
It's not like 10 am now
Are you streaming the team training?
Are you streaming the team training?
After the match
I told you it was early
No, no, no, it's not 10 am
It's going to be about 10 am
You gotta be at the hotel at 11, right?
Yeah.
I think he's been training 11, bro.
No, I swear that's where he's been.
What's the truth?
He's been training the day before.
Yeah, the day before.
I'm not even gonna be in London for that.
What did you just say?
You're not gonna be in London for the team training.
He's not showing up to train.
No.
If you are.
Bro, he said he's not gonna be in London.
What do you mean?
You're going to Paris.
You're going to Paris.
I came back in 20.
You're going to take a train again.
You're not going to make change.
Yes, I am.
You deserve to not get minutes if you miss the train.
You're not missing.
I'm going to be at Tram.
I'm a reliable team member.
You're not going to be at Tram.
Yes, I am.
I'm going to Paris tomorrow.
I'll get back to that 6am.
Can you get back at 9am?
Yeah, and how do I tell you, this outside of Lune.
Also, we need to go to our B&B,
because we need to check out before 11am,
grab our stuff, bring it to the hotel,
check in, put our stuff away, and then go to training.
You're not making training.
Yes, I am.
I hope you don't show them.
I hope you don't show them.
I'm gonna show them.
Training? What time is training?
No, no, you have to meet in the hotel at 11.
What time is actual training?
All at 12, you're going to be in Paris.
No, I will get on buses and go on to training.
OK, so training will probably start at 12 or 12.
You're going to Paris?
Tomorrow, yeah.
Yeah, he's going to Paris.
Nice to see you.
I'm taking my girlfriend to Paris right now.
Training starts at 1.30.
Training starts at 1.30.
I'm always going to Paris.
Training starts at 1.30.
Oh, you're fine.
Oh god, Spooks y'all good, thanks for doing it.
Now he's got it.
You'll make it.
But then these drinks, they're not up?
Not yet.
Wait, but I think you should be going bar hopping in here.
Wait, you're going bar hopping in here?
No, no, oh, you're going bar hopping in here?
I'll never go bar hopping.
That is like, now you're still here with shit.
You're in a faith, bro.
It might have been a good thing that you got too bad.
No, no, I actually am good at standing up.
I did um I my Santa must so good that I ask him I was a little student job
soft like four hours I saw a clip you passed out yes but four hours of cardio
in a row before passing out is good I would say give it 15 minutes bro and
I just have I want to see how it is how tired were you know two minutes down
You were pretty sure you were outside where you were.
I was fine. I was good.
I'm not going out there and I'm not running.
You're kind of staying as it won't play?
I'm going to stand around a little bit.
Wait for the ball?
Wait for the ball. My cherry picked a little bit on offense.
You're not going back home.
That's one man down.
You're saying cherry picking a lot?
You know what off-stop is.
You still don't.
You still don't.
Okay.
the ball is coming back, you cannot be ahead of the defender.
What does that mean?
This is the back line, right?
This is the back line.
So 1, 2, 3, 4, right?
This is you.
Where are you allowed to be when the ball gets to you?
The barrier gets behind them.
Okay, so saving goal is right here.
Yeah.
Where can you be?
Nice your phone that's the ball. That's the defender. You're the water bottle and I'm passing the ball
If I catch the ball here, okay, are you on side here? Are you on side? Yes?
Yes, are you on side here? No
It's at the point when the ball is fast. Once the ball is fast, then I outrun him.
So do you understand that you got to kind of skip right here?
I have a tourney seal on my left knee.
You said you had a tourney seal for three years?
I have. Have you fixed it?
No sir.
You're just leaving it torn.
Yes sir, I am a little bit limited but it comes to running and shooting.
It's why my company's here for a whole quarter of a month.
But, but...
When did you carry it?
Two years ago when I was playing basketball.
How did you carry it?
Basketball.
Yeah.
Okay, so you tore your ACL three years ago and it's still torn?
No surgery, nothing.
played on there. So what do you do? Are you trying to like hit yourself? No no no. Hit it. Hit it.
I think it's kill. Oh it's kill but you're just not. No but like it's like you two are playing right
on a daily basis but I don't have full function on the basic. So okay so say I come with a ball
right? I come with a ball you know. I'm dribbling. I'm like and I'm going fast so that
defense is gonna step up a little bit. Yeah. You know right theory offside right? You're
to see it's damn
But I will say this you're weird
Bro, I think that's it. Yeah, I seem to be golfing. I see people like that. You're like weirdly athletic
You don't you don't look like but you are
Why yeah, obviously
The group I'm telling you as a couple that you actually like surprise the fuck you're both
I genuinely think that there's a chance of this team practice. I take that she's fun
Well, here's my thing. I thought you should have played goalie from the jump.
I think I should have.
You're not a bad goalie.
No.
You're not a...
I...
You're not a bad goalie.
I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't.
You're not a bad goalie.
Bro, last game they were talking about putting Mr. Beast in that instead of Skept...
I really...
45th man for Skept is doing so good.
Bro, you could go in bowling on the last game.
You know what I'm worried about?
I'm worried about a goalie.
XQC is sick.
I lost matches. Highlights?
Is that what happened?
I'm not going to lie to you.
You want to be honest?
You said the balls go through.
You said the balls go through.
XQC is considerably worse than Scatter.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
XQC is worse than Scatter.
Yeah.
So if you have to consider it, how about this?
Practice?
This is what's on?
Maybe so why you just need to step up and do it before XQC?
Yeah.
How about this then?
I'm worried.
Yeah.
In the middle of practice, just grab gloves and just start playing.
Yeah.
See what happens.
What happens?
Maybe one of the...
Ready?
Yeah.
Let's go.
I feel like it's done.
car. Chad, there's no way y'all think I wouldn't be a good goatee. Have you seen the way I catch balls?
Is it going to drop me and raise you up first or are you guys?
I'm not going to give you this.
So, you're a raging alcoholic and you have a tornado.
I am not a raging alcoholic.
You've been drinking the whole time I've met you.
You just drunk a whole bottle of water.
Bro, I'm gonna get caught all these things, bro.
Oh, you're raising alcohol.
You're a fat, you're a pedophile. You're a gambler.
Oh, I'm tired of these things, bro.
I'm tired of these things.
No one said that.
No one said that.
No one said that.
No one said it first time.
But dude, if you score the overall,
you should actually do a legitimate celebration
How about this dude's age?
He needs to die. Like a long fucking day.
Dude, you can ask him to do this.
I'm gonna get hurt.
You could like re-turiate him.
What do I have to do?
I don't think he'll assume.
That's like, that's like,
that's like, he'll assume and no one does it.
Woohoo!
Bro.
He might be quiet.
He's fucking really not.
Yeah.
He said it like 10 times yesterday.
What?
He said I'm a non-facet.
No, no, no.
So I was hanging out with Max.
And he told me that his London culture to say, I'm that non-facet.
So I screamed it.
No, he's not non-facet.
I'm that non-facet.
So I screamed it and apparently it was on that.
No.
What is the London lingo of like, these lot, these lot?
What does that mean?
These guys.
So you guys say, y'all.
Y'all.
Y'all, yeah.
These lot.
These lot.
You lot.
You lot, man.
Bloody hell.
It's a fun game we go to though.
Do you think we go on a pitch?
Hell no.
What have you said?
Jumping shit.
You've got to do that.
Got it.
What is Simon saying?
What's on this, huh?
Pretty soon here, right?
That's cancer. I know kids have a senior brother. So it's like here's a he's not shit. He's on a board
What the fuck you know what's on this set you get back you can statue get us sketch had the exact same
Stats don't matter and you know something you tell me when I watch the highlights yesterday, bro
And she sees hands it's open our coach when a ball come up, but like it wasn't was that she's actually made decent safe
This is my staff was stupid for a keeper if the ball is rolling out of keeper and he picks it up
It's just as it says yeah like sketch was actually having meaningful say
Who's our team manager?
Oh, team coach or team manager?
Like the person who controls, like who's your team?
Jack Joseph, you fool.
But you gotta get on his good side,
you wanna get up, bust him.
I wanna get put in, I wanna try to go,
get a talent, like talent and training.
I think I can be good at the goal.
It's not chicken legs.
Oh, what?
Wait, so something, you think?
I don't have chicken legs,
I'm actually gonna buy a chicken leg.
Something you think sketched,
you better keep it next to C.
No, he doesn't think that.
Bro, why do you think he drafted him
because he's fucking terrified of him?
I don't know.
He's terrified of him.
bro sketch ruined uh... many of his charities as well
he just fucked it up
that's just like his nightmare
because he saved a pen
in a penalty like a penalty shoot-up
that's why he's talking about it
that's what I feel like I could do it
yeah I just want to say speeds like penalty winner was the most
shit penalty winner
it wasn't a penalty
it wasn't a penalty
it wasn't a penalty
it was like a game
no it wasn't a penalty
speeds?
speed won the game right?
no
I swear he didn't
No, it was in the game
Is that my chipman?
No, it was in the game
It wasn't in pens, he didn't
No, it was, you're the one who did it
It was straight on go, that's what I'm saying
So how did he not save that?
How did he not save that?
Because XGC is, with all due respect, right?
Exactly, that's my point
All right, let's get it
Yeah
Yeah
So, are football stadium bigger than NFL stadiums?
Shortly, yeah.
I don't think there's a single NFL stadium that's bigger than 90,000.
What's the biggest NFL stadium in the world?
I think MatLife or Arrowhead.
How much is that?
Matt life is like 70,000. I think Arrow has like 70,000.
But when these 90,000, I don't know if there's a single one that don't stay in my house.
Truly remarkable.
Who the fuck is Larry Green, bro, like?
Why's not Chessing free Larry Green?
Who is Larry Green?
Oh, that's like one of Speed's mods, though.
Wait, that's like his OG mod.
Yeah, that guy's coating.
I was on the bench and I got something in the first second of the game.
Um, like 40?
Like, I think like, 50 minutes probably?
Yeah, something like that.
Okay, there we go.
Go on, Dacus!
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey, listen.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Bro, wait.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You gotta snatch a lot.
That's my mic, man.
That budget's not up yet.
What do you think?
I like it, I like it.
Lacy, Lacy, Lacy, Lacy.
I think I have to go to the church.
Yes sir.
Yes, man.
Oh no, you're good.
My line we're never going to be at the chorus all through this cycle.
I know, I know.
Right.
Go ahead and start it quick, here we go.
Right to the front.
Right to the front, right to the front.
I'm sorry.
Right to the front.
Right to the front.
Right to the front, right to the front.
Right to the front.
We have to give you this.
Okay, yeah, sure.
How are you going to give me the number, though?
Um, well, my friend makes you.
Give it to him.
Yeah, give it to him.
Yeah, give it to him.
Yeah, give it to him.
Yeah, you can do it.
Instagram.
Drew Wall.
Nice to meet you.
Drew Wall.
D-R-E-W-S-W-A.
Hello.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
Yeah, you too.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
Yeah, you too.
Have a good night.
Oh, yeah, I'm moving into the game.
No, no, no.
Wow.
Dude, look at the stadium.
It's like this.
Fuck.
Ah, it's coming.
Yeah, of course it is.
Hey, there.
Are you there?
Hey, there.
Hey, there.
Hey, there.
Hey, there.
Huh?
There.
I
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Maybe it doesn't have any light.
Thank you, bro! Thank you, bro!
I love you so much, man.
I love you.
I see.
Hello.
Yeah, bro.
I love you.
Hey!
Oh no I just need to come with you guys and get dropped off.
My ride is like 5 minutes away.
I'm seeing you get dropped off.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah?
It's a lot better.
How are you doing?
I don't like it.
It's a lot better.
It's too much.
It's much better.
It's too much.
It's too much.
It's too much.
We should have taken a picture.
We're not in bricks.
We're with the man down.
Let me get my phone.
No security or security state to get in.
Fuck.
Hey, look what I got, Chet.
I'm going to go, Chet.
I'm not using the chat.
I'm not using the chat.
Come on, then.
I love you to check guys. Love you to check.
Oh my God, it's so cute.
Uh, sure.
Quick, here is the car dude.
We're trying to get to the car.
Go right now.
Uh, let me take a picture.
Come on.
What are you talking about?
What?
It's coming right here.
Hey, Jynxie, wait.
What is that?
Where's Marlon?
Marlon?
Jynxie, hey boy, how are you?
Just close the fucking show.
Thank you guys.
Thank you, brother.
One time, one time, one time.
I'm gonna go out.
Come there, please.
Come here, please.
Anyone stick to it when you get home.
Stick to what?
Stick to anyone.
Stick to anyone behind you.
Stick to anyone through the tree.
Anyone through the tree?
Anyone through the tree?
Let us go.
Let us go.
Let's do nothing.
Anyone down there?
I had business just today.
I'm not showing on any games.
I'm not showing on any games.
I'm not showing any games, guys!
Hey!
I'm not showing any games, bro!
It was absolutely fucking shit.
It was still no time wasting.
Marlon, Marlon, come here.
Nice, nice, nice, regularly here.
We're security 12 years old
I guess you guys are going to America bro just make sure you stay out of carpet and spring
carpet spring sort of never it's just like yes
You
lot are so boring.
Always, man.
It's so dark in here.
Getting a little brisk in the set.
Yeah?
Oh, yeah, fine.
I have to wait for the match?
No, I'm not.
PSA with new lights?
I'm gonna send it to you now.
There's no way to hold it.
Yo Savannah, I think he's on for the raid.
I'm not super sure who you are.
No respect, but I think he's on for the raid.
Appreciate it Savannah.
I don't know.
Make it count, dude.
Play the same. Don't hold back.
Don't hesitate.
You go big time.
No, no, no.
What's your...
Rock, you should have watched.
You know if you stop that's a flash right now.
I've called you two times.
Savannah, thank you so much for the rates.
Savannah, I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Let me text you real quick.
Thank you so much, Savannah.
I don't think I would put that down.
No, that's not the... I didn't mean like that.
I just meant to say I like to know who it is when it's like a lot of this.
You know what I'm saying?
Thanks so much.
Make it count, lay straight, don't back down as it takes a little bit of time.
Hey man chat, we took it to the first game, but you know, not the score we wanted.
Bro, how long is there four minutes of stoppage time?
15 minutes.
It should have been like 10.
It should have been like 20.
I'm gonna send you the new one now.
This is sorry, I think it's this.
Yeah, yeah, right there.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Thank you, man, appreciate it.
Dude, I gotta go to a World Cup game, bro.
I can go to a World Cup game.
I imagine World Cup games in LA.
Wait, is there a World Cup games in LA?
Yeah, surely, yeah.
A couple, a couple.
I think a lot of them was like in New Jersey, I think.
I wanna go to the Union Mall games.
Spain?
Dude, the final was in MetLife Stadium.
Wait, how many players do you know in AC?
Like, how many footballers?
Your name? Like, not all jokes I have since the beginning of the book.
You know about six? I think six.
I think I can name ten.
Past or present.
Name ten.
Okay, Ronaldo, Messi,
Ronaldo, Dino, Marcello,
LaMignol, Mbappe,
Neymar, Holland.
Okay.
Two more. Two more.
You got it.
Declan Rice.
I am a new one to the inventory.
One more.
Okay, hold on. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think.
Vinny. Vinny.
Dude.
Not bad.
Not bad, right?
I
Think that caps out for me. I don't know another one not thinking on other one
If you're with you, oh, do you believe him like Pele?
Yeah
Adam Johnson
Mason Greenwood I know
I think so let me see all right. This might sound fucked by Mason Greenwood is actually a great fucking football player
I'm not even told but if you actually watch how he works and what he does
Swear to you. I know it's controversial, but he's a great football player
He is I'll be honest. I'm not his is this facts
at least thank you for inviting me bro that was a sick experience bro seriously thank
you for coming and I'll see you in the uh thank you bro seriously thank you of course
wait do you want to are you and how are you do you want to like uh no i'm gonna end my
show like say that talk to him before you yeah yeah oh yeah am i bad no i didn't know you like
i don't want you to just cut you off no no um all right chat i'm gonna head out bro first football
game pretty fucking boring bro i'm gonna be honest pretty boring 20 minutes of people
rolling around on the fucking floor,
four minutes of stoppage time, nil nil.
I don't know.
Arsenal being the best team in the Premier League.
It's the IRL!
Yeah, we did IRL, bro.
First one of the year, bro.
WW.gov.
First one of the year.
And if I didn't get invited, I wouldn't have even went.
So thank you, bro.
Seriously, appreciate you, Lacey.
So then sticking IRL would be practice.
Yes, I can IRL be practice.
I always shoot practice, bro.
All right, but have a good stream.
You guys just don't stream it.
Take care, man.
Good to see you, bro.
I'll talk to you later.
See you, Drew.
Good to see you, bro.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
You wanna sit there?
Oh yeah.
There be a junk on me man.
It's hard to get that motherfucker out of his setup.
But he did it bro.
He did it.
What a good dude.
He's a great dude.
He needs to address.
We're not even anywhere.
We're just a driver.
He's just driver.
He didn't like.
What a solid man, what a solid man, solid, very solid man.
So open the gift here, let me open the gift there, I'll get it, I'll get it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
So I got a gift, Jeff.
That's your payment too.
Yeah, have my name.
That's like it's gonna be a pair of shoes.
That's crazy.
He said he's they've had it for a long time
Pottery out of everything, okay, what is this?
Okay
Little baby, you're all about stop
This is what is that I can't even see all in one wash, okay, okay, I'll push the little body wash
Little smell
I usually pop one out of your hands and it's just...
Okay, even though it's washed.
Oh, it's open.
It's already open.
Oh, it straight up on my hand there.
Okay, you want to eat this now?
Smell anything.
That's good.
That's fire.
Wow, okay.
I like that.
Now I just got the soap in my hand.
And then I got a oil, a little castor oil, coconut.
I think you can cook with this.
Fire chicken in this maybe?
I don't think so.
No, no, no.
It's body oil.
It's not body oil.
It's oil.
It's not weed.
What is that?
What is that?
This bath salt?
How is this bath salt?
See if it'll smell the bath salt maybe.
Oh yeah.
Some body oil.
You got baby oil.
You got a ditty back here.
It smells good.
It's not really good.
It smells like someone's feet.
Okay.
Okay.
And then yeah.
I mean, got another...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, got another...
Burkando maybe?
Burkando. Beard and body butter.
Body butter? Wow.
Wow, that's insane. Okay.
Mmm.
Wow. That actually smells pretty good.
What's up?
Want to smell it?
Okay.
That's good. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.
And then we got some for the skin.
I think. What is that inside?
those are dead roses
okay hey
hair
hair oil
hair oil okay I appreciate that
thank you you're shot at the Z&B
Z&B man
a little foam right there
you don't want it?
okay thank you
you shot today with your shower?
I mean probably not
to be fair but like you know
these things are very specific
Yeah, as usually the one with the pink cap.
Oh, like the baby girl?
Yeah, the baby girl, yeah.
Did you feel like I had the back there?
I'm still in the back, yeah.
Don't forget it.
No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Thank you so much, man, seriously.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I got body wash on my mouth.
Yeah, I'm fucking gross.
Oh, wow.
Oh my God.
Holy fuck.
I did my nails before I leave in.
Do y'all like him?
Ooh.
Yeah, it looks solid, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that the pulse?
Yeah, yeah.
Gloss gloss gloss, you don't like gloss, do you?
Oh, I get them buffed. Yeah, I get them buffed.
I feel like when you gloss, it's like too much.
It's a little feminine.
A little feminine?
Cause like, I mean, just like, look at him.
It's a little shiny there.
It is.
But it is a little shiny.
No, I mean, they look good.
They look good.
But you know, um, T-Shrone, right?
Am I right?
Jinx, he's lost.
He's not lost, is he?
How he beyond his car?
He ended it.
How is that, sis?
No, getting your nails done is not, Zesty.
Yeah, I don't care.
I'll speak about it so I fucking die tonight. This should this should look clean both stay clean
I think you're very let's make you very very good. I'm talking that very clear
Getting your nails done as a man is not feminine. It's not zesty. It's not gay. It's hygiene. It's hygienic. Yeah, okay
It's clean. Yeah, you know, you know girl wants a guy with dirt under their fingernails
But imagine you know, you know, the people with long nails
I don't like the long like like I've ever seen those guys
Fucking poke. Yeah, you know, bro get your nails done if you're a guy or team
My imagine having a girlfriend you're inside a girl. Do you want to rip her like inside support like you know too much?
Okay, all right. Sure. Yeah
Do it at home. No, but you go to the nail salon
That's your nails caught be trippy the the the scrape right here. So there's no dead skin. Yeah, they bump it out. It was nice
That's like seeing that's like seeing that that like doing like doing your eyebrows as a meanest day
I'm sorry about that.
Is that fucking the song?
Yeah, I think it is.
It's a barking spider.
That fucking barking spider, bro.
Hey, Lizzie, don't you get facials?
Yeah. For me, yeah.
No, guys.
No, like, bro.
I'm trying to come up with something.
Oh, damn it. Yeah, I fucked up.
I don't know how you're gonna tell...
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, bro.
I'm sick of it bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's not.
It's an actual question.
So take and carry your skin and hydrate your skin again.
It's not. It's not. It's not.
I said can I ask you a question? Where does that line get drawn?
Like you know what I'm saying?
Brother, I'm sex with another man.
Yeah. Wow.
That's where we started to line it? Yeah.
Okay. I'm in fear. Yeah, I'm in fear, yeah.
That's not a dick chat.
I have days where I'll literally go get a haircut,
Yeah like full-ass, full like yeah yeah.
I can feel you feel fully like fully, yeah yeah.
Same same same same.
Like a deuce treatment?
What's that?
It's like on the finger butt.
No no I don't get a deuce treatment.
I just get my eyebrows down, I get a haircut, I get a facial, and I get my nails and toes down.
I've ever done the one where you're like, alright, guys don't judge shit again.
But like you know you bend over it like all the way down and like you have someone like shooting me here, it's like in your butt.
I don't have a hairy ass crack.
I have a pretty hairy ass crack, so is that drawn in line or not?
someone else doing it yeah like a like a clinic I go to a clinic and they'd like
did this right? I mean, Lacey, what's the problem what you did today with Desi?
In June. You're gonna say that for a vlog? I mean, I'll say it, it'll be in a vlog but I
I shaved Desi's tubes today. Oh, wow. I'm being so serious to him.
No, I'm not joking. Were they a razor or was it like a...
There was a barber getting haircuts and I took the barbers thing.
Oh, a barber. When the barber was in the ring I shaved his tubes.
Did they have a lot of fumes or no? No, he really didn't.
I don't think that's bad. I don't think it's bad.
It's bad at all, actually.
You guys pick your burgers?
Yes.
Even two, sometimes.
I don't eat them. I roll them.
Then you roll them.
I'll just eat a few.
Nah, I don't think I eat them.
Nah?
I don't really eat the burgers.
They don't like the taste.
I just like, oh, pick one.
Like this.
Like I'm going right now.
Look, look right there.
And then I'll go like this.
And I'll roll it up.
And then I'll just give them a little click.
No!
Sorry, sir.
What the fuck?
I guess we don't all do that.
I think it's on the house
I mean
the most obvious crack yeah that's obviously all guys do it
we're laying in bed roll it pick your hair
a little bit I don't know I don't know
sniffing the flick it yeah conco what do you call it conco berries
I think I'm very serious in reverse
no ash cheese yeah no it's not as cheese
I think I'm very serious
Look at Kingsie Instagram, but he's not fucking lost
Well, it's hygiene check it's little little hygiene
What everything is like saying carry yourself well, I was able to y'all think it's
Oh Marley, she ever had a Marley's please?
No, what's that?
It's like a chicken spot.
I think it's pretty much, it's a little overrated though, but you know, tell me what do you
think, Marley's the best chicken spot or not?
That's Bono, I know, I know, I know.
Watch my right, I know.
I want him to be good, well obviously.
Wait, what the fuck?
Is that actually it?
Yeah.
It's actually... yeah.
It's more than we thought our promise...
Marcel, could I just score one?
I would have been fucking in a rupture happening, bro.
You guys, Jinxie is not lost.
I know I've heard about the man's grill chest. I haven't tried it. I like personally I like
I must have a little cottage cheese.
That's it.
Who want it?
I'm really good.
That's not, that's nothing to do with what I'm gonna do.
No, no.
At Plays is called cottage cheese here, bro.
And you also fuckin' own culture, bro.
Own culture, white men.
That's what you all are.
No, none of us.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Fucking Sweden, bro.
Seriously, bro.
Holy fuck, sir.
There's a restaurant named cottage cheese.
Did they sell cottage cheese?
No, they sell,
That's retarded.
They sell fried chicken, bro.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Let's look at a good restaurant here.
It's called cottage cheese and it just sells cottage cheese, but like different variations of cottage cheese.
Imagine like chicken and pork cottage cheese.
Chicken and pork? What type of combo is that?
I don't understand, like those are different menu items.
Bro, is there any spot where it's just called fried chicken and it's just served fried chicken?
Yeah, it's hucky fried chicken.
No, Kentucky fried chicken. Why not just fried chicken?
Yo, is there any spot that actually name what they sell?
straight that you know I'm saying think about it though so what's your guys
favorite restaurant in Europe in Europe like what or in London which I say
a restaurant in London yogurt land that's a good show
my specialty Pepe's I was inside Pepe's or Lebanese grand Max burger in Sweden
Hey, hello Max Burney
James, Dr. Brumple, Nandos, McDonald's
Pepe's
Damn, you got gas today dude
Well, that's a fucking waffle in the bag
I like that, they have a waffle in the bag
Tesco's
Tesco's? I had grapes yesterday, it was terrible
Oh, grapes is shit, I don't know why you keep doing fucking great
Grapes is dirty shit
Why does everything have onions on it here?
Everything is just like something that onion.
You like, yes I know a theory I have. I don't think onion is a vegetable.
What do you think it is?
I think it's meat.
Alright, like, just like, I don't even want to have this conversation, bro.
So it's a theory I have.
So why is that a theory?
Why is that a theory again?
Because...
Yeah, exactly.
No, no, no. That's not it.
So...
It's not cut from the beginning.
I mean, no, I just... Have you ever seen an onion tree? Have you ever seen an onion plane? No.
it comes from a kind of yeah I actually grow out the ground I rocket they're
already down there yeah yeah and that's beat-moot yeah this is son yeah
there's gonna be a fucking emo of us the son you know he's an onion Mark you
believe how like much people actually go to the games for Garky even if it's
Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday, like, I guess it's packed.
I choose a loom packed out.
Yeah, Waterloo is really packed right now.
It's water.
What's that?
Sun, you know.
Now you've always been a sunny-moon chat.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Like...
Do you have Ben?
No.
I don't think I do.
You don't have Ben?
No.
Ben's a new emo that they had.
It's a new version of Sun.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
Ben?
Oh, sorry.
It's a different pen than you're thinking.
Oh my God, that force smells like shit.
Is this mouse?
No, I've heard it.
Fuck.
I love this a little bit.
Is it bad?
Yeah, this is pen.
Remember some pen?
Oh, fuck.
Oh my God.
That's pen chat.
Like at least, are you excited for the match?
Yeah.
Now, are you actually though?
I'm excited to be a part of it.
Bro, child I'm so fucking excited bro, like I think about this every day.
It might be kind of fucking nerdy, but you know, I'll be honest, if I was 100% healthy,
I'd be so excited for it.
That's what I'm saying.
But I know I'm limited.
It sucks.
Yeah, yeah.
What are you gonna do in Paris?
Um.
Find Emily?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
It's gotta be some nice superheroes.
Are these in Paris?
Is that a song or something?
I was in fucking on culture, bro. It's insane.
I'm in on culture, I run!
What?
You gotta try that script again.
No, I was gonna do bingo, but I don't know if I'm gonna stream it anymore.
I might just go.
Really? I just got to film Paris for a little bit?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Is your first time with Darlot?
I was gonna do a pair of bingo and pairs but then my chat got like upset. They didn't like didn't walk the street
So I think I might just go and just like so just go
But now I get back and I get back at 9 30
Guess I'm not I guess I'm gonna miss a practice four hours later
He's gonna be fine.
But I don't know there's a place like I was gonna do a bingo and the bingo card is gonna be like eat a whole baguette
I think like friendship. Yeah, like visit the Eiffel Tower get a Paris outfit tie your lock
You know the couples lock their locks on the bridge on the bingo
How the fuck did you find me the light?
Hey, fuck off!
Fuck off!
Hey, you fucking bloody wanker!
Who bloody wanker?
I mean, that'd be nice though, Loki.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm like 50-50 on a shirt in it.
I might just go and vlog a little bit of it.
Yeah.
I've been doing vlogs, everywhere I go.
Yeah, but I've been having fun with YouTube, bro.
We've been really filming.
It's fun.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
Charlie, we did it really good.
I've been missing what it's at right now.
I've been training.
Very quick.
Like, I don't know where.
It's at 128, bro.
No, we filmed a video, and then four hours later,
it was uploaded on YouTube.
Yeah.
I told him I was going to give it up the same night.
I told him, bro.
I told him.
It was kind of a vlog, it was more of a yes, yeah.
Wait, Antec on 18 plus mode's on for what?
How?
Did y'all enjoy it or not?
Nah, fuck you, just be honest.
I'll read it, I'll read it.
What else are you doing, Paris?
A lopper.
Oh, not for stream.
Not not for stream, I'm seeing that.
You and all I went there's lots. Yeah, I know I'm thinking about for Shreem though
Like sites for Shreem, Paris kind of it. I'll be honest. Yeah. It's more like sites. We ate Escargot. We did but get we ate
We ate Shreem. Escargot. You just said that. You fucking twat.
Is there mimes in front of mine? Mime. You get picked part of what a mime means?
yeah that's not fucking minecraft last I was a man that's not fucking minecraft
you're a stupid uncle you could like try to date a pickpocketer
I met Natalie Portman I met Natalie Portman out there the first time oh yeah I've talked to Natalie Portman
yeah I had fun in there I had we had fun in France
Oh my phone, my IRL stream phone got stolen last time, Mark.
My IRL stream phone got stolen last time.
There?
Yeah, it was crazy.
What was your there?
I went to Paris for like two hours.
Outside of the man.
Oh you did?
Someone stole my phone.
It was the craziest you should have ever.
So I guess you didn't just fake you stealing my phone
and then you spent the day in Paris like.
I didn't fake it.
Someone actually stole my phone.
I did, I.
Yeah, I'll say the clip.
Why are you guys laughing?
So.
Lacey Paris
I
Y'all just didn't run after little I was right. I was right. I'll tell you what you was quick. That's good script though
I write by what's our not having you happen
I mean you did part of I wanted to phone to find themselves the person
We are going to some random person
I'm not afraid to be like, yo, go steal his phone.
Yo, actually, did that?
What?
And did you agree to it?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Guess you do a collab vlog, because you know how you talk about it.
Oh, you can collab on YouTube.
I think you can go both posts at time.
Wait, you can collab on YouTube?
That's not what I'm talking about, you know what I'm saying?
You should try that.
I'm done, I said that.
Yeah.
I want to know how we go.
How does that work, like, bargaining-wise?
I think that'd be very well.
I don't know.
Yeah, I wouldn't know if he'd be like,
I'm not gonna talk about it anymore.
I'm pretty sure.
Where did you?
You should miss all the revenue for those.
There's a primary channel.
I haven't even heard about it.
I can take it.
I care about the revenue so I'll just take it to work.
You know what we can do, Marlon? We can do it.
We can do a dual vlog like that.
And then give, just have them support the revenue from the video.
And they can just keep asking for bonus.
I'm not that.
We should do a video where you guys go to the gym together and like you work out maybe
Oh
Like a couple million views for like three months straight
I might hit the suee in the charity match just to hit it without this morning
Hey, you know you could hit the suee in that warm-up to see if they're watching
I might just do a random me like a dead ball just one time and do it
Just just to feel the moment
She's three in the breastface like she's like a back call
Oh, yeah
I'm filming just like soon
Well, I have an actual question
If the Rev like gave a car and I jumped up and stole it for a while
He'll probably give you another card and then you have a red card and then you have to get the
Max false did that
There's a Max false shred that just climbed up
He took it
Yeah
I think he got another car somewhere.
I mean he's a charity man so like, he won't get a car somewhere.
Where are you guys going?
Class ain't not even sure.
It's my, yeah.
You gotta be careful.
Why?
It's incident.
The cops shouldn't show.
No, they really have to get out of our house.
So we drop it off.
This gets beautiful.
Oh, man.
I'm using my setup.
I got your leg.
I'm fucking frightened.
I cannot wait to go home.
It is insane.
I slept 3 hours last night.
And then went straight up today.
Trained, came home.
And then wait if I that's how you
Wait, I got never went live. What's not like right now?
I think you did you practice your shit at everything. No, no last live five days ago
What is he doing I did that oh, he's not even
and that's it.
She had a new training video going up on the whole night.
Oh my God, bro, I forgot to tell you all, bro.
So the training video that went up,
the other, the second training video,
my coach, he told me today,
he literally had coaches reach out to him
and was like, why is he not playing professionally
and actually trying?
I swear, he ain't on my life.
I, this whole time, I was like,
top 10 things I've never had in my life.
I swear.
Oh
After after I did a training on stream I had like Chelsea reach out to me and ask me to come
You had
Well, so I'm not even stolen them, bro
You know what actually happened to me though after my um
After that video I posted we do the ring for bill
So that's a that's good. You smashed that I had an agency reach out to me
And they wanted me to be the main character in a 2D movie
But they said I had to go to like like it's a lot of three weeks of acting classes
And then it was like six to eight months to film the movie. Oh wow, and it'll be every day
You know, it would be funny seeing to be to me. It's not bad though
All right, if you was a youtuber would you have done it because you have would have more time to kind of plan
Yeah, probably
But you would do it for free or?
I don't even give it, the cops didn't even get that far
Well that's the thing, that
What if they offered you, they were like 10 mil
No 10 mil, no two of these movies offered 10 mil
Oh, they were making my movie
No, no
Oh, send those new movies to me
What do I want, bro? Like...
Digitame
Digitame?
Digitame is a crazy game
That's what's in that story.
Lacing left his chain at the fucking place.
Get your scene back.
Like what?
Nice, bro. Nice, I appreciate it, bro. Like...
Maybe it wasn't Tubi.
What's the one that has the...
It's the one that has the Noah Beck movie.
That's Tubi, that's it.
And that was pretty solid because that's what he used as an example. No, you're doing that face, but it went crazy
Here's the issue girls, I feel like as a that's what you said is an example. They were like they were like, uh
Like there's been other creators who we've had come into movies and like
Sidelined with Noah Beck. Okay. I don't know what you might say before that
You're just gonna say the problem is it if you're extremely YouTube or influence whatever it is you're never ever gonna get taken seriously
No, I'm serious ever ever
I came out. It doesn't matter. I was starting a great performance
You would never you never get serious
I would never get the respect just because I'm just a shriek. I agree I agree
If you killed it, nah, I don't think you would
I would be like bro a perfect example is max
max genuinely makes great music
Like, Atleth actually makes better music than most artists in his genre, but because he's a streamer and he streams, he doesn't get the respect that he deserves.
And that's just how it is.
I think he's similar.
Son.
Yeah, that's true.
Okay, that's just taken seriously in some respects.
No, he is, I'm sure.
I think true standpoint, Max has taken very seriously.
Yeah, no, he is, but there's just some people who will never...
You know I mean there's like some
This would be it would always get blamed that you would get into a certain position like the music or an acting whatever it is
By how big you already are you see I'm saying not because you're a great actor not sure great musician
Because you already had a point where it's one grab you for your likeness and nature. So I'm saying so it's like it kind of sucks
You know I'm saying but like I love like when I do like when I do like commercial shoots for like tap-cats or when we do
But I do like you like it, right? Oh, we do like our trailers to
That's so it's so fun to me, and I love it. I think I'm good at it too. Um, it's just I don't think I'll ever be taken serious
Yeah
So what what okay, so what would you say yes to what would it have to be a Netflix thing?
You would have to be a movie that actually comes out in like cinemas like what would work say yes, no
I think I I don't think I'd say yet
I feel like if I said yes to a star role in a movie right off the bat
I'd be sitting myself over failure. I think that's like
Yes too much. Yeah, I would say yes to like a side role or like maybe like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe just like to start. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's what I'm saying.
You just threw yourself in the car. You didn't do the pool, you don't have to swim.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're set yourself for failure.
Amen.
All right, champ. I'm in the muscle right here, boys and girls.
You sound like a madder, daddy.
F3, Doug, Spree, Shawshide, Junkers, Community 2. I'll let y'all W fucking shoot today, man.
It was a lot of fun. Try to out hunt AB, man.
Honestly, the most fun I had in a long time. This was a good trick.
I guess much it was a better game that would have been a top tier fucking opponent
But um, it's all good chat. It was good. That was in the fucking chat. We're back tomorrow
I think tomorrow I'm doing a full day without an A.B. like earlier
Okay, you know the fucking parents, um
I live a child up there I got practice in the morning and then we'll probably start around like I don't know two or three
4 4 o'clock tomorrow depends on all of our schedules. That'd be in the chat
I'm doing the calm all that stuff and I must see our boys tomorrow
Slake, come on fucking out from the empty to the moon. Peace
Dubs!
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Uh...
Uh, uh, we were just texting... yes.
Check on Jinxie, check on Jinxie, Jinxie's good bro, Jinxie's good.
I love Jinxie bro, Jinxie texted me and thanked me again for the game, but that was so much fun.
I wish Jinxie did IRL more, I love hanging out with Jinxie.
But it's always fun when we do stuff on Discord either way, so...
He did not get robbed.
A little far here, Ron.
That one's going to stink up the car.
Fly high, junko.
He died.
Oh my god, wait, I just got a text, like an actual text.
Hey, Lacey, just wanted to let you know when Jinxie was trying to get into a Sprinter van,
The Brixton Mandem pulled up on him and rocked him.
He's in the hospital.
Don't know if he's gonna make it.
He's in critical condition.
Please keep him in your prayers.
No.
There's to go, there's to add me.
Don't know, don't wait, Jinx.
He's in critical condition because the Mandem got him.
I told him to stop dissing Brixton.
Oh my God, fly high, Jinx.
No.
Let me call him to make sure he's okay.
The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
Oh my god.
I'm dead shaking right now.
I
Do you think oh, oh
Be loved
But I can't leave arsenal what like they won but they like they didn't win
Y'all know what I mean like they won but they didn't really win
Am I ending yamma and jamma and I'm ending I'm ending it um it's late it's 11
I'm fucking exhausted this jet lag is killing me I have not been sleeping much
and I gotta wake up early tomorrow um I don't know if I'm gonna stream tomorrow
I'm still deciding just because I might just go to Paris and just like actually
go to Paris and see Paris. But if I don't stream, there'll be a segment of me going to Paris in the
vlog that drops after the London trip. But I don't know, I have to decide. I just don't understand
why you guys are tripping out about me streaming in Paris. In the palm for no reason. My flight
or my train leaves at 6am the next day and I get back at 9.30 and the charity match practice
is in until 1.30. So I don't know how you guys think I would miss the practice with four hours in
London when I get back. But um, but I don't know, I'm still deciding because I don't know if Paris is
like a streaming thing. Or maybe what I'll do, maybe what I will do is a short stream in Paris,
and then a like a vlog, like a little, like a little off-stream after. I don't know,
I don't know, I gotta decide.
But I'll keep you guys updated tomorrow.
Make sure you keep up with the calm.
JD will tweet on the Lacey updates account tomorrow in the calm.
And I will let you guys know.
But if I'm not live tomorrow,
I will be live the next day
for the Sidemen charity match practice.
So that should be fun either way.
But we're gonna fart.
Okay.
But either way, W's streaming the chat.
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That's where I'm the most active on any of my social media,
so any message I want you to see,
any clips you want me to react to,
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So, yeah, but WStream,
that was a lot of fun with the guys.
And yeah, I love y'all and I love y'all.