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๐Ÿ˜” SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH RECAP ๐Ÿ˜” LOSER OF THE MATCH ๐Ÿ˜” SHORT STREAM ๐Ÿ˜”

04-18-2026 ยท 0h 58m

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[00:03:19] Yo, can I can I at least maybe get some pity subs in the chat or something like can I get some pity subs?
[00:03:24] can I get some fucking pity subs no all right how y'all doing man how y'all doing
[00:03:36] bro how y'all doing bro y'all feeling y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all doing good
[00:03:42] man how was your guys day today shut up good you so sad loser crumb fart of the
[00:04:04] internet. Chud. Loser. Better luck next time.
[00:04:26] Listen, bro. I mean, we can get right into it really. We can really get into
[00:04:34] anything you guys want to get into.
[00:04:38] Still in London, I'm at this hotel.
[00:04:41] Barely got an E-bit rate, but I found a way.
[00:04:42] Tim, but thank you for the five gifted.
[00:04:44] W pity gifted in a chat.
[00:04:45] Huh, yes, good.
[00:04:46] All right, I'll go with that.
[00:04:49] W pity gifted in a chat.
[00:04:50] W pity gifted, shout out to the pity gifted.
[00:04:55] Now,
[00:04:57] I mean, let's just get into it all.
[00:05:00] Let's just get into it all.
[00:05:01] First things first, I don't know, this breaks my heart to say.
[00:05:12] It actually really hurts my heart to say what I'm about to say right now.
[00:05:17] The penalty kicks at the end of the charity match today, I was the last person.
[00:05:24] I was given the fifth penalty kick.
[00:05:27] I was supposed game on the line, entire charity match on the line, 100,000 live people, 1.5
[00:05:38] million viewers.
[00:05:39] I was supposed to kick the final and fifth penalty kick and win the game for my team.
[00:05:50] But it didn't even make it that far.
[00:05:52] They didn't even make it that far.
[00:05:59] The first two people missed their penalty kicks and everybody on their teammate theirs.
[00:06:10] The fourth and fifth was adapt then me.
[00:06:13] We were supposed to end it with a one-two punch.
[00:06:16] Adapt was supposed to get the fourth and I was going to send it home with the fifth.
[00:06:19] And I had my Sally and everything ready, bro.
[00:06:22] I had my Sally and everything.
[00:06:24] I was going to make that goal, make that final penalty kick, and I was going to turn around
[00:06:31] to 100,000 people and go like this.
[00:06:40] I had it envisioned in my brain, envisioned in my head with everybody jumping on my back,
[00:06:49] He wins the game
[00:06:51] No, dude didn't even get a chance to kick a penalty didn't even get a chance to kick a penalty, dude
[00:06:57] It's actually heartbreaking. I
[00:07:01] Was I'm still so bummed out. I wish I would have got to kick that penalty
[00:07:06] I'm so confident. I would have made it all that pressure on the line. I would have made it
[00:07:10] Oh god, I would have made everything. I love I would have made it. I would have made it
[00:07:13] I know I would have made it. I know I would have
[00:07:19] What is this tweet, bro?
[00:07:28] What rogue?
[00:07:29] Like what could you possibly be sending right now?
[00:07:31] I'm genuinely curious what you could possibly be sending that you think I care about.
[00:07:38] Okay.
[00:07:40] Okay
[00:07:45] Okay
[00:07:46] But yeah, I was getting a little fucking protein in before the game
[00:07:50] Don't think this is this is not a bad thing getting a little protein in before the game is not a bad thing guys
[00:07:57] they had they had bowls with sirloin and
[00:08:01] And rice and beans there for a reason clearly it was meant for the players to eat in the in the players locker room
[00:08:07] Obviously I'm gonna indulge. I walked past a great smell at food bar. Obviously I'm gonna indulge and I'm gonna try it. What?
[00:08:17] Like obviously
[00:08:22] Now can we actually can we can we actually be honest here though like let's actually be honest
[00:08:30] Because I feel like y'all are hating just to hate just for just for like the fashion of it
[00:08:37] I didn't play that
[00:08:43] Like if we're actually sitting here and being honest with ourselves, I didn't play bad. I
[00:08:50] Didn't get much of a chance out there. I only played fucking 12 minutes out of 90
[00:08:55] I didn't get much of a chance and when I did play
[00:09:00] Nobody scored on me. I had I stopped
[00:09:03] I dropped what could have been a play that was a goal,
[00:09:08] and I got a touch and then kicked it to my teammate,
[00:09:11] and then that teammate kicked it to Marlon.
[00:09:15] For my second ever football game, I didn't play bad.
[00:09:20] Look at this, I'll show you how to clip, roll a clip.
[00:09:21] Roll a clip.
[00:09:24] Roll the clip, let me show y'all, let me show y'all.
[00:09:26] Since you guys wanna sit here and act like I played so bad.
[00:09:29] I didn't play bad.
[00:09:30] for what I was given and the opportunities
[00:09:33] that was given to me, I did not play bad.
[00:09:36] Look at this.
[00:09:38] Watch this.
[00:09:43] Nice Wi-Fi, W Wi-Fi, W Wi-Fi.
[00:09:45] Nice.
[00:09:46] Look at this.
[00:09:49] What's happening to me?
[00:09:50] Oh, up in the air.
[00:09:51] This could have been a goal.
[00:09:54] If I missed this right here, this is a goal.
[00:09:56] Either Ron is scoring this or this guy's scoring it.
[00:09:58] I can't tell who that is cause it's blurry.
[00:10:00] But no, what does Lacey do?
[00:10:02] I get a touch with my back foot.
[00:10:05] It hits off right.
[00:10:06] It's the same, but it's all with the mask.
[00:10:09] Get a touch on it.
[00:10:10] Yeah.
[00:10:11] All right, well, let's go to the team.
[00:10:12] Steven and Sven side.
[00:10:13] Steven pushes it up.
[00:10:15] Yeah, here's a breakthrough right now.
[00:10:16] Passes the ball.
[00:10:17] So that man's gonna be alive.
[00:10:19] He's gonna be alive.
[00:10:20] Get from the field.
[00:10:21] He's gonna be alive.
[00:10:22] That's the point.
[00:10:23] That's the point.
[00:10:24] That's the point.
[00:10:25] Like guys, if we're being honest, I was only given,
[00:10:29] I was only given 12 minutes on the pitch.
[00:10:35] I was not given much of an opportunity here
[00:10:37] to really do anything.
[00:10:39] And when I was on the pitch,
[00:10:41] I stopped or could have had a goal
[00:10:43] and I had a pass to an assist
[00:10:47] and I'm not gonna lie, nobody scored when I was out there.
[00:10:51] Facts, there was, I didn't let up a goal.
[00:10:53] I low key play good.
[00:10:55] And even at the end of the game,
[00:10:56] XQC came up to me and was like,
[00:10:59] I'm gonna be completely honest.
[00:11:02] When you were out there,
[00:11:03] I was more comfortable in goal
[00:11:04] because you were actually playing good defense.
[00:11:07] XQC literally told me that.
[00:11:09] I put it on God.
[00:11:10] Ask XQC, ask XQC.
[00:11:11] I genuinely think,
[00:11:13] and I'm not being delusional,
[00:11:14] I genuinely think if I got more than 12 minutes,
[00:11:18] if I got 40, 50 minutes out there,
[00:11:20] I would have been man of the match.
[00:11:22] We would have won the game.
[00:11:29] That's son.
[00:11:39] I'm not delusional for not knowing much about football in the knowledge of the football game.
[00:11:47] I played really good.
[00:11:49] I'm actually not bad.
[00:11:52] Here are your stats.
[00:12:02] I can sense.
[00:12:03] How do I see my stats?
[00:12:10] Lacey, minutes played 60.
[00:12:12] This literally just isn't true.
[00:12:14] I don't even know.
[00:12:15] I don't even know what.
[00:12:18] I don't know if fucking font mob was watching the right game, but I did not play 60 minutes.
[00:12:32] This is just not even true.
[00:12:34] You guys know this isn't true.
[00:12:40] So you're telling me in my 10 minutes of play time, I had two passes in one defensive
[00:12:48] of contribution, four touches, one clearance, one recovery.
[00:12:54] These are not bad stats for playing 10 minutes out there.
[00:12:58] This is not bad with a 6.2 rating.
[00:13:06] At center back on the pitch for 10 minutes,
[00:13:10] these are not bad stats for my second time ever playing
[00:13:14] in a football match.
[00:13:15] I don't care.
[00:13:16] Guys, I know you guys are saying 60 minutes.
[00:13:18] Did you watch the game or are y'all just watching the stream?
[00:13:21] Did y'all watch the game?
[00:13:23] I wasn't in the game the whole fucking time.
[00:13:26] Maybe 60 minutes watched.
[00:13:34] If you actually watched the game,
[00:13:36] you know I only got 12 minutes of play.
[00:13:39] I only got 12 minutes of play, bro.
[00:13:41] And in these 12 minutes of play, in these 12 minutes of play, in the very little play
[00:13:59] time that I got. The very little time on the pitch that I got. 16.4 million view clip. The
[00:14:13] the highest viewed clip of the entire match, 16.4 million views, and the day's not even
[00:14:21] over.
[00:14:22] Nice.
[00:14:23] Thanks for the talk.
[00:14:24] Thanks, Tiktok.
[00:14:41] I was out there, I really wanted to get a bicycle kick. I really wanted to. I really wanted to get a bicycle kick.
[00:14:47] I was so confident that I could have completed it, but I just didn't get the chance. I didn't get the chance.
[00:14:54] It's heartbreaking, bro. It's actually heartbreaking.
[00:15:07] I was dead ass waiting for the attempt.
[00:15:09] Yeah, but so I got put in that striker,
[00:15:12] but then I got taken out after a minute.
[00:15:21] What is this?
[00:15:24] When someone needs an estate agent, they're gonna search for one.
[00:15:27] Google, Google Maps, ChatGPT, P-
[00:15:30] Lacey2026 Sidemen charity match highlights, and it's a minute long video.
[00:15:36] My lines are-
[00:15:37] This could have been a YouTube short!
[00:15:43] What?
[00:15:44] It's a good one.
[00:15:45] Yeah, it's a good one.
[00:15:47] It's a good one.
[00:15:48] It's a good one.
[00:15:48] It's a good one.
[00:15:49] It's a good one.
[00:15:49] It's a good one.
[00:15:50] It's a good one.
[00:15:50] It's a good one.
[00:15:51] It's a good one.
[00:15:51] It's a good one.
[00:15:51] It's a good one.
[00:15:52] Well, he's got to say good things about it.
[00:15:54] Every one player I believe in the States,
[00:15:56] probably the best player in the church,
[00:15:59] is being taken off it.
[00:16:00] Yeah, I mean, he's a 6'5 model.
[00:16:03] He did he refers to him as the only guy on the team.
[00:16:07] What did they just call him?
[00:16:14] A 6'5 model?
[00:16:16] Holy shit!
[00:16:19] But this is Chuck Joseph football.
[00:16:21] Are you looking to school here today?
[00:16:23] It'd be nice. I've just happened to be here.
[00:16:25] I've been watching since the first one, but it's been insane.
[00:16:28] The goal would be nice, yeah?
[00:16:30] Alright, let's go back to Steven and Spencer in the commentary box.
[00:16:34] Here's a breakaway now for the sideman of you.
[00:16:38] Oh my god!
[00:16:39] Oh my god!
[00:16:41] It's so much of that pressure!
[00:16:43] It happens to me every time!
[00:16:45] He will have to make a game over a couple of seconds.
[00:16:48] This is the ball, this is the ball.
[00:16:50] There's a mistake in the middle, man.
[00:16:51] Don't do that one.
[00:16:52] Wait a minute.
[00:16:53] There's a mistake in the middle.
[00:16:54] This is the ball.
[00:16:56] There's a mistake in the middle.
[00:16:57] Gets the ball over the middle.
[00:16:58] What is this?
[00:16:59] He's Marlon running.
[00:17:00] This could have been another assist.
[00:17:01] Do that one more.
[00:17:02] Look at me.
[00:17:02] Look at me load up.
[00:17:05] Actual football IQ.
[00:17:06] There's a mistake in the middle, man.
[00:17:08] Put in slow motion for y'all so y'all can really
[00:17:09] see what happened here.
[00:17:13] This is the ball.
[00:17:17] I see it coming.
[00:17:18] I see the whole field, I see the vision.
[00:17:21] This is natural football ability to be able
[00:17:24] to have field vision and be able to make a play
[00:17:27] for my teammate.
[00:17:28] Keep in mind, already made one play
[00:17:30] where I had a pass to an assist.
[00:17:33] See the ball, I wind up, couldn't make self-portrait
[00:17:36] from here, but no, I'm not gonna do that.
[00:17:37] I see Marlin, he has either an open goal here,
[00:17:40] he can either go here or he has his teammate over here.
[00:17:42] Beautiful, massive ball.
[00:17:44] I see...
[00:17:46] Great Pass!
[00:17:48] Great Pass! Thank you!
[00:17:54] That's the end of my highlights!
[00:17:58] It's taken the middle there.
[00:18:00] Gotta do that when Marlowe's about.
[00:18:02] I see Great Pass!
[00:18:04] This is Laces.
[00:18:06] Chassis.
[00:18:08] Alright, see you in my highlights apparently.
[00:18:14] Your highlights for only two plays. I mean, yeah, dude, sometimes, you know, I
[00:18:24] Let's be honest. Let's be honest. I
[00:18:27] Played like a playmaker out there. I
[00:18:30] Played like a playmaker. I ran when I was out there. I did my job. I played defense. Nobody scored on me
[00:18:35] I made some nice passes, but can't do much with 12 minutes of play feel like I did feel like I held my own
[00:18:40] I really feel like I held my ground
[00:18:42] I really feel like I held my ground out there.
[00:18:46] I really think I did.
[00:18:48] Half of your highlights, is you getting subbed in?
[00:19:12] I'm down.
[00:19:15] I talk wearing his Sidemen Cherry match medal, leaving out a private jet.
[00:19:35] Shit, holy fuckin' aura, Billy.
[00:19:41] aura, dude. Bro just got a private jet out of London. That's got to be at least 200 racks.
[00:19:47] That's got to be at least 200 racks. Holy shit. Now, but can we actually, can we, can we, let's be
[00:19:53] out of all the, out of the guys. Okay. Let's rank the performances. Okay. Number one, I'm going to
[00:20:00] say obviously Marlon, right? He had a goal, played good defense out there, had some nice
[00:20:05] passes. I'm gonna say Marlin number one. Okay. Um, number two, I think I'm gonna say adapt.
[00:20:15] Adapt played good center back. He played pretty good defense. He made some plays. Um,
[00:20:22] and yeah, number three might be a hot take. It's me. It's me. With the time I was given,
[00:20:30] the 12 minutes I had on the pitch, which was a fraction of what everybody else had,
[00:20:34] I made a defensive play, stopped a goal, had a pass to an assist, which led to a goal.
[00:20:41] Right? With the 12 minutes I was given, I made a play. And we're talking about Ron and Jason over
[00:20:47] here. Y'all are saying, son, what did Ron and Jason do? Tell me what Ron and Jason did.
[00:20:52] Jason faked an injury, then got a penalty kick and missed the penalty kick. Ron had a
[00:20:59] a fucking 30-foot offside wide open net goal and with it,
[00:21:06] Ron had a, or Jason had a tackle.
[00:21:11] What are we talking about here?
[00:21:15] For the, for the time I was in the match, I played good.
[00:21:20] Don't care.
[00:21:21] Don't care.
[00:21:22] And I really do hope next year, next year,
[00:21:24] I really pray and hope that I get invited again.
[00:21:28] Then I'm telling y'all, I'm gonna train.
[00:21:30] I'm actually going to take the time
[00:21:32] and I'm going to train three to six months
[00:21:35] before the match and I'm gonna score next year.
[00:21:41] I'm gonna score next year.
[00:21:42] I'm actually gonna take it very, very serious.
[00:21:44] I'm not trolling, I'm not joking around.
[00:21:46] I'm actually gonna take it very, very serious.
[00:21:50] And yeah, yeah, I'm really going to.
[00:21:51] Like I'm really, really going to.
[00:21:56] You said that last year,
[00:21:57] doesn't even make sense. I wasn't even invited last year. This was my first year. And I think,
[00:22:05] I think, I don't care what anybody says, y'all can make fun of me, y'all can say son, whatever you
[00:22:10] want. Looking at my experience, how, how much time I have on a football pitch with a football in
[00:22:19] my by my feet. I have potential. I actually have potential. For the experience I have and
[00:22:33] the zero training, I have potential. And I'm going to be honest, I really think that next
[00:22:39] year I need to I need to make the effort and I need to try to play goalie. I think I got
[00:22:42] to play goalie next year because I have hands. I have reflexes. I have the heart.
[00:22:45] I really think that I got to play goalie next year.
[00:22:49] So next year, you might see me trying to play goalie
[00:22:52] in a cherry match.
[00:22:56] You have a big ass nose.
[00:23:05] You got carried?
[00:23:07] Yo, Muda, Muda, brother, how are you even in my chat?
[00:23:11] You got banned off every video game on planet Earth.
[00:23:15] Why are you, yo, Luna, you quite literally
[00:23:18] got banned off every video game
[00:23:20] for cheating in every video game.
[00:23:25] Talk about I got carried.
[00:23:28] You couldn't even step on the pitch
[00:23:30] because there's no DMA in aimbot in real life.
[00:23:38] And I should have been between that Valorant tournament,
[00:23:39] you dirty cheater.
[00:23:45] What would have been your goal celebration?
[00:23:52] Y'all actually want to know what my goal celebration was?
[00:23:55] Go ahead, call it cringe.
[00:23:56] This is what it was going to be.
[00:23:57] This is what it was going to be.
[00:23:58] So imagine I scored the goal, right?
[00:24:00] I would have ran over to the corner of where everybody was at, like this, and then I
[00:24:08] would have went like this, looked in my hands, and started slinging webs.
[00:24:13] And sort of sling it sling it webs
[00:24:26] Son oh hell nah pinned what's pinned bro?
[00:24:33] Yes, there is in your on reddo which is DMA
[00:24:36] day. You embarrassed us. I, okay, I, I get the trolling, but I just don't think you guys
[00:24:48] actually believe that. I, I get the trolling, but like you got it. If you actually have
[00:24:54] a brain, you got to admit I was not given a chance. I was not, I literally was not
[00:25:03] given a chance like I get it if I if I was Ron or Jason and I went out there and played
[00:25:12] 40 minutes and put up a fucking donut stat line I understand that okay like they're crumbs
[00:25:19] when it comes to this football shit but I played 12 I played 12 minutes and I was playing
[00:25:27] center back I don't know dude I don't know and you know it's also crazy is I
[00:25:40] wasn't even I wasn't even like tired or anything I know only you played better
[00:25:46] than a real Madrid pro player by the way but oh god
[00:25:57] So, let me open it.
[00:26:08] Eduardo Camavinga, 5.3 midfielder.
[00:26:14] Lacey, 6.2 rating midfielder.
[00:26:18] This is what I'm saying.
[00:26:19] I'm out here getting a better player rating than real Madrid professional footballers.
[00:26:26] I have potential in this.
[00:26:28] I have potential in this sport.
[00:26:30] Just give me time to cook.
[00:26:31] Give me time to cook.
[00:26:32] I'm so serious.
[00:26:33] Give me time.
[00:26:48] What is that pick of your face?
[00:26:50] I don't know, dude.
[00:26:51] I didn't fucking make it.
[00:26:56] react to Ron and Jason's highlights?
[00:26:59] Okay.
[00:27:03] Zero.
[00:27:04] That's actually a drone of him.
[00:27:06] Kicking off the old-time one.
[00:27:09] So close!
[00:27:11] Those aren't even their highlights!
[00:27:13] I don't know what they mean about it, I mean...
[00:27:15] Well, I mean, if they don't need Joe Anifle, they don't need any more of his...
[00:27:18] Those aren't even their highlights!
[00:27:26] I'm not going to lie.
[00:27:33] Fire pick from the game.
[00:27:35] Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
[00:27:36] This picture right here might be top three.
[00:27:39] This picture is so tough.
[00:27:41] Tell me this picture is not tough.
[00:27:46] And you know what's even crazier is that I guarantee
[00:27:52] Because me and Marlin created this celebration during the game, you're going to see actual
[00:27:59] football players in like the actual pros start doing this Selly right here.
[00:28:05] I'm telling y'all, because of this picture, you're going to see, you're going to see
[00:28:10] Ronaldo, you're going to see Messi, you're going to see LaMiglia Mall, you're going
[00:28:13] to see all these pro players, these top players in the world, start doing this celebration
[00:28:18] after goals.
[00:28:19] Mark my words, watch, it's going to happen.
[00:28:20] There's gonna be a picture circulates online
[00:28:22] where it's gonna be pro players doing this celebration
[00:28:26] because we created this and did this at the match.
[00:28:28] I'm telling you, go ahead and doubt me, watch.
[00:28:31] Watch.
[00:28:34] Is that W Bates chat?
[00:28:35] Chat, is that W Rage Bates?
[00:28:39] Is that W Rage Bates?
[00:28:42] And now someone's gonna like post that clip
[00:28:44] if all the football fans are gonna be like,
[00:28:46] Wow, they did not make this.
[00:28:49] LaMine Amal already did this.
[00:28:51] Look, I can see the chat already getting mad.
[00:28:56] You already got copied.
[00:29:00] Wow.
[00:29:03] You're trolling.
[00:29:06] You're trolling.
[00:29:12] So you're telling me
[00:29:16] That they already copied me and Marlin Lameen you more already copied us. They had a game right after ours today
[00:29:26] That's crazy. Hey that ww influence w influence, bro
[00:29:32] This is that's that's really good influence shot. I like bro my celebration
[00:29:36] I don't care if any footballers use it anybody's welcome to use the celebration. It's tough anybody can use it
[00:29:46] I'm going to send Barca fans to your DMs.
[00:29:53] Alright, let's go to, oh wait, I don't even think I can open the Twittercom because I'm
[00:29:58] not logged in.
[00:29:59] Can someone send me a tweet in the Twittercom?
[00:30:07] Shall I watch the match highlights?
[00:30:10] Okay.
[00:30:11] Jason DeWine, 4.7 rating.
[00:30:14] 60 minutes played, zero goals, zero assists, zero chances created, one missed penalty, one big chances missed, two defensive contributions, one tackle, one clearance.
[00:30:44] Here's the call line, let me look, let me look, let me look, is it going to let me look
[00:30:55] through it?
[00:30:56] Even if I'm not sight.
[00:30:59] I don't feel like signing in.
[00:31:12] Chew silky.
[00:31:13] Like, too.
[00:31:14] There's no way y'all photoshop silky in.
[00:31:22] Wait, are there side men charity match highlights?
[00:31:40] Here we go. Here we go.
[00:31:49] Better, better version than this. What the fuck is this music?
[00:32:03] What?
[00:32:04] Bro, I'm getting edged!
[00:32:05] It's fart tennis.
[00:32:06] You feel a fart coming on,
[00:32:08] but you have to still have bums touching up clothes to clothes so it's things
[00:32:15] waves naked in the can see I think that right boys energy it has been a few
[00:32:19] fallen outs in the dressing room this mainly just a precedent this year
[00:32:24] expectation to the grass this is the soft with that penalty say you guys are
[00:32:30] going to sign it so get this one of them regardless it was on the other side
[00:32:34] of the pitch it looks like JJ what kind of lower it goes gonna get something away
[00:32:40] here for the sideman and we are looking for that's foolish still a chance it
[00:32:49] well much I might take one in the face that's not the stuff I'm kicked in a
[00:32:54] face normal game you're not being allowed to wear that kind of jetties is
[00:32:57] audio good the plan is to carry when I do both on this right side dead you
[00:33:01] I mean, you don't need Joe Ranoff to get away from me.
[00:33:08] That's a shot.
[00:33:09] Ooh, lovely guy.
[00:33:10] That's a shot.
[00:33:11] That's a shot.
[00:33:12] By the way, this was not off-sides.
[00:33:16] Maybe I don't know football, but am I trippin' or was this not off-sides?
[00:33:24] It was it. Yeah, that's what I thought because I don't know how the exact rules work
[00:33:38] but when the ball was kicked he was in his own half, right? Isn't that how it works?
[00:33:44] Like look when the ball's getting kicked he's still in his own half.
[00:33:54] Like that should have been a goal.
[00:34:11] I mean, wow, bro.
[00:34:15] Whose fault is this?
[00:34:16] Because I first I know this was my fault.
[00:34:19] Oh, it's Deji.
[00:34:21] What is Deji doing?
[00:34:22] Oh, Deji, what, Deji, what the fuck are you doing here?
[00:34:29] What is this position he's in?
[00:34:38] It's your fault, okay?
[00:34:41] So we hit, so we hit the straighter,
[00:34:42] we hit the straighter.
[00:34:43] Here we go, that's cool.
[00:34:44] We have three, four defenders and a goalie in the box.
[00:34:49] My guy, I'm guarding.
[00:34:51] Ball goes over his head, clearly it's impossible for either of us to touch that ball, unless we are fucking like 11 foot tall.
[00:35:09] I just don't think that's my fault. I don't think that's my fault.
[00:35:21] Wow, y'all look alike. What is that shot? Can we talk about this shot? Brother!
[00:35:35] Toby is actually him. Toby is so good. Toby's actually like very, very good. Look at this
[00:35:47] shocked looking from this angle he kicks it like sideways with his he kicks it
[00:36:00] like sideways and it's just unsavable look at this
[00:36:11] She's such a doubt when I saw that bro. I was shocked. I was like
[00:36:17] There's my my play tomorrow. You know nice little play there. They didn't show my highlight, but it's fine
[00:36:24] They didn't show my highlight in there for some reason I
[00:36:34] Mean brother
[00:36:41] How is it even possible?
[00:37:11] Oh my God. Oh my God. Like
[00:37:18] these I'm sorry but these are
[00:37:20] goals that Lacey is scoring
[00:37:22] bro.
[00:37:41] what is that what the fuck is this the fact that they even tried to give Jason
[00:37:53] a make-a-wish penalty kick is beyond me but then he just misses it I don't even
[00:38:10] know how to explain what can y'all explain to me if football terms will happen here please?
[00:38:16] What the fuck was this?
[00:38:20] XQC just trying to punt the ball up in the air?
[00:38:24] What is that?
[00:38:25] And then it goes through his legs!
[00:38:30] Oh
[00:38:51] Oh
[00:38:56] I don't know how to go
[00:39:00] I didn't get in the game it after after the 20-minute mark. I didn't even go back in the game
[00:39:17] So yeah, the rest of these highlights if you want lacy highlights, it's gonna be me sitting on a fucking bench
[00:39:24] clapping
[00:39:26] Once it hit the second half once I got taken out the game in the first half. These are what my highlights consisted of
[00:39:35] Ten sets of claps
[00:39:37] five sets of
[00:39:39] Yes
[00:39:41] In a few waves to the crowd
[00:39:43] I was so happy when I saw Jinxie scored. I'll tell you guys, bro, Jinxie was so locked in,
[00:39:57] you could tell he wanted to score so bad. I was so happy when Jinxie scored.
[00:40:02] This one goes in! Italian Pax! Max's debut! And it's a story!
[00:40:12] Oh my god, why would I love to be that bad?
[00:40:16] Are you watching it on TikTok? I like to air it.
[00:40:20] Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!
[00:40:22] How are you that ass?
[00:40:27] Here we go, Chazza. He's gonna shut on you, right, Viss?
[00:40:30] still alive here. She's attacked.
[00:40:35] X didn't even have that bad of a-
[00:40:38] Among a lot, X didn't play that bad.
[00:40:40] X looked kinda good.
[00:40:42] Hey, hey.
[00:40:50] Did he play bad chat on my trip in?
[00:40:53] How the fuck did he do that?
[00:41:23] And then you go to the end chat you go to the end it's penalty kicks at the end, right?
[00:41:40] I do
[00:41:44] So I tell me to watch my highlights, bro, you got
[00:41:47] All right, so this is what really just like this really just makes me so sad, bro
[00:41:53] Cuz I want I want to show y'all how locked and I want to show you how locked and I was
[00:42:01] Look how locked and I was chat
[00:42:06] In another life I
[00:42:10] Was standing there in front of a hundred thousand people
[00:42:15] Meditating with my eyes closed because my coach came up and said Lacey
[00:42:19] you're the last penalty kick. My coach came up and said when the game's on the
[00:42:25] line, the fate of the universe, we want Lacey kicking that final penalty kick and
[00:42:32] that meant the world to me. After only getting 12 minutes out there, my coach
[00:42:37] coming up and believing in me to go out and kick the final penalty kick to
[00:42:42] win the game? I was locked in. And then this happened.
[00:42:51] This may have been different.
[00:42:54] My team couldn't even, I didn't even get a chance to go out there and kick a penalty.
[00:43:06] I didn't even get a chance to do it.
[00:43:21] I'm gonna think about this moment forever, bro.
[00:43:23] You can see a tear coming down my face.
[00:43:24] I was crying.
[00:43:25] Look at this.
[00:43:26] There's a tear right here.
[00:43:27] It's dead ass a tear.
[00:43:28] I don't know if y'all can see it because of my webcam.
[00:43:29] Let me see it.
[00:43:30] There's a tear right here.
[00:43:33] I thought I was going to send my team home with a victory with a last penalty kick.
[00:43:42] But it just didn't get there.
[00:43:45] It didn't get there.
[00:43:56] That's called sweat.
[00:43:58] Sweat from what, dumb fuck?
[00:44:01] What do you mean that's called sweat?
[00:44:03] I PLAYED FOR 12 MINUTES!
[00:44:05] WHAT SWEAT?!
[00:44:09] Talk about sweat!
[00:44:13] I- It's not possible to sweat!
[00:44:15] From sitting on a fucking bench!
[00:44:26] Red-a sweats.
[00:44:28] Food sweats.
[00:44:33] I
[00:44:41] Didn't even get a chance didn't even get a chance to do that didn't even get a chance to go for another bicycle kick
[00:44:45] And the worst part is I proved myself the day before I literally hit a fucking crazy ass top top post mentioned
[00:44:52] Can you do a month of streams where you are being serious like the golf stream one of my
[00:45:06] favorite streams this year because you weren't trolling you were being yourself
[00:45:10] Brother, I didn't troll. I didn't play. What do you mean, don't you...
[00:45:27] When did I troll today?
[00:45:40] You trolled by not practicing.
[00:45:46] Yeah, maybe because I have a job.
[00:45:49] Like what?
[00:45:50] Maybe because I have a fucking job to do
[00:45:52] and I have to work every day.
[00:45:54] And if I don't stream for one day,
[00:45:57] I have 10 people in my DMs
[00:45:59] and 15 people in my Twitter community
[00:46:01] and 100 people in my chat telling me I'm a part timer
[00:46:03] and then I lost my hunger
[00:46:05] and that I deserve to fall off and kill myself
[00:46:09] I didn't stream one day. Yeah. Sorry, dude. Sorry, bro
[00:46:13] My bad
[00:46:21] I don't I don't I don't know what you think I I don't know what you think I trolled I
[00:46:25] actually tried and
[00:46:27] I played good today. So fuck you buddy. How's that sound shove it up yours?
[00:46:34] It could be worse
[00:46:39] Biggest regret pick from the draft.
[00:46:44] You know what?
[00:46:45] I don't have one because that would be unsportsmanlike.
[00:46:48] I think everyone on the team is going to do that bit.
[00:46:50] Same around but we didn't actually pick him.
[00:46:53] He just got forced onto our team.
[00:46:55] Biggest regret.
[00:46:56] It's fair.
[00:46:57] It's fair.
[00:46:58] It's fair.
[00:46:59] It's fair.
[00:47:00] It's fair.
[00:47:01] It's fair.
[00:47:02] It's fair.
[00:47:03] It's fair.
[00:47:04] It's fair.
[00:47:05] It's fair.
[00:47:06] It's fair.
[00:47:07] It's fair.
[00:47:08] Let's start our golf arc now. Please enough with playing sports that require an ACL. I
[00:47:30] I mean you guys are just fucking haters.
[00:47:39] So here's the thing though for the golf shit.
[00:47:41] I think the golf is going to be a YouTube series.
[00:47:44] I think AT The Tea has more longevity as a YouTube series than it does as a stream series.
[00:47:51] That's what I was thinking.
[00:47:53] So I might do AT The Tea as a YouTube series and I do have a confirmed first desk for
[00:47:59] at the T it's gonna it's gonna be the video is gonna be dropped probably sometime in early May
[00:48:10] it's gonna be a new YouTube series I'm not gonna stream it because I want the channel to
[00:48:14] live beyond streaming and have like a long I want to create a whole different audience on that
[00:48:20] channel of people who love golf outside of my streaming the first guest that I'm gonna have on
[00:48:26] at the tee is going to be Reggie Bush. I'm gonna go to San Diego and film at the tee with him and
[00:48:32] that video is gonna drop early May on the channel. So Reggie Bush is the first guest,
[00:48:38] NFL legend, one of the best running backs in the history of the sport. So I'm super excited to
[00:48:44] get to play around a golf with him and interview him and talk about football, golf, whatever it is.
[00:48:49] Um, so, yeah, so you're gonna stream less.
[00:48:56] Yes, but I'm gonna stream less.
[00:48:58] Yes, every couple weeks I might take a day off so I could film a YouTube video and do something off-street.
[00:49:05] Go cry about it.
[00:49:06] Touch some fucking grass.
[00:49:07] or touch some fucking grass.
[00:49:26] Little bit of water, not a bad shot there, huh?
[00:49:30] Seen a lot of Link skin posted right now. Fuck. Hold on.
[00:49:37] This is important, uh, see how important this is.
[00:49:42] I was gonna surprise me the most today was Jason the Wien.
[00:49:48] That was good.
[00:49:49] Apart from Jason, probably Chazza, but I wouldn't really say he surprised me, because I knew...
[00:49:53] You mean you're having trouble playing his video?
[00:49:56] Fuck you, Tiktok.
[00:49:58] Fuck you.
[00:49:59] Check this out.
[00:50:17] The goat pulled up to the game.
[00:50:21] Is this R.N.?
[00:50:39] Son...
[00:50:43] What is this?
[00:50:51] Like, it's-
[00:50:53] Marlin's come on.
[00:50:55] Marlin's come on by Dinksy.
[00:50:57] Yo, can we start a trend on TikTok?
[00:51:00] Hear me out.
[00:51:01] Can we please start a trend on TikTok?
[00:51:04] Where everybody, anytime someone else,
[00:51:08] can be a friend of mine.
[00:51:10] And if you don't like me,
[00:51:12] you can't be a friend of mine.
[00:51:14] And if you don't like me,
[00:51:16] you can't be a friend of mine.
[00:51:18] And if you don't like me,
[00:51:20] Anytime someone steps in frame with me you guys put a mug bar over their face and make me mug them
[00:51:30] Come on let it'll be funny. It'll be funny like a little joke. It'll be funny guys, please
[00:51:36] No, oh brother. No
[00:51:40] No, no, no, but think about how I think about it
[00:51:42] It could be funny like imagine how mad people would get if they keep scrolling there for you page and every other
[00:51:47] TikTok was just like imagine if nobody could could come on screen with me without getting
[00:51:53] mobbed. I'm a loser. I'm 23.
[00:52:02] I'm 23, bro.
[00:52:08] 23 years old right now. I just had a realization. 23 years old asking people to post
[00:52:14] videos of me mogging hello who's that guest services
[00:52:43] is coming to the door.
[00:53:13] Okay, I got an official noise complaint from the hotel, apparently I'm being loud or something.
[00:53:27] I don't think I'm being loud, I think I'm talking at a very normal pace.
[00:53:31] But whatever.
[00:53:34] Noise complaint.
[00:53:35] How did I get a noise complaint?
[00:53:38] I'm talking in a normal tone!
[00:53:52] Oh, because the door's open?
[00:53:57] You just screamed that?
[00:54:05] What is this?
[00:54:07] Those of the Americans the chance of having no idea here. I am so I'm just gonna introduce myself
[00:54:12] I know he is Ben
[00:54:14] It's Ben. I know who he is
[00:54:25] Those of the Americans the chance of
[00:54:27] Oh, his name's not Ben.
[00:54:34] With fake names.
[00:54:40] Sorry, I was just gonna say hello.
[00:54:42] Ben, I'm Ben.
[00:54:43] I'm Ben.
[00:54:44] I'm Ben.
[00:54:45] I'm Ben.
[00:54:46] I'm Ben.
[00:54:47] I'm Ben.
[00:54:48] I'm Ben.
[00:54:49] I'm Ben.
[00:54:50] Oh my god, I did dirty.
[00:54:51] I did thought his name was Ben.
[00:54:52] I did thought his name was Ben.
[00:54:53] Oh, I'm Ben.
[00:54:54] I'm Ben.
[00:54:55] I'm on a streak of L's
[00:55:03] This is urgent age restricted nice you're trying to send me porn you're a fucking freak
[00:55:25] What's the plan for the next couple of days?
[00:55:28] Well, right now, I just wanted to go live, talk to you all a little bit about the charity
[00:55:34] match, let y'all know my thoughts.
[00:55:37] But final thoughts on the charity match, shout out to the side men, bro.
[00:55:42] I really, really do appreciate the invite and meant a lot, and it was very surreal
[00:55:46] being able to go out in front of 100,000 people and be on that pitch and see all
[00:55:53] the fans and hear people scream in my name. So thank you to the Sidemen for
[00:55:57] inviting me. Thank you to all the fans out there who act the game and cheering for
[00:56:02] me. The size are a bunch of signs. There was this one group of girls and I put
[00:56:06] this on God. Ten girls holding a sign that said, Lacey, take your shirt off.
[00:56:10] Hand on the Bible. You can ask Marlin, Marlin saw it too. But yeah, really good
[00:56:16] opportunity and I am a little upset. Not upset. I'm a little down
[00:56:20] because I did only get 12 minutes and I didn't get to do the penalty kick but it
[00:56:25] happens bro and I'm gonna practice and hopefully God willing leave the sidemen
[00:56:30] invite me back next year and I'll be back and I'll be better and play a
[00:56:34] little bit more and get a bigger chance out there but yeah it's a lot of fun
[00:56:41] had a lot of fun and to y'all I know the streams this week have been a
[00:56:45] little shorter they've been like four to six hours I took one day off but
[00:56:50] You guys got to understand I'm on completely different time zone like right now. I'm so tired
[00:56:55] And the time zones just fuck everything up
[00:56:58] And there's also not much to do in London and there's been like dinners and practices with the Sidemen shoots
[00:57:05] But yeah, so
[00:57:08] I'm gonna get off. I'm gonna go to bed tomorrow. I'll be live in London. I'm gonna be doing a stream of Deji tomorrow
[00:57:14] It's I don't know what exactly it's gonna be it's probably gonna be some sort of IRL
[00:57:21] But it's gonna be me and Deji doing a stream so I'm excited for that and then
[00:57:27] Over the course of the next few days. I told y'all from the beginning. I have a lot of YouTube videos
[00:57:31] I'm shooting one with with KSI. I'm shooting one with the Sidemen and then another one with Nico. So
[00:57:39] Streams are gonna be while I'm in London probably shorter streams
[00:57:43] probably gonna get a desktop in the next few days,
[00:57:45] but I'm gonna try to still go live during the day,
[00:57:48] depending on how long the shoots take.
[00:57:50] But I'll keep you guys updated on my snap in the Twittercom.
[00:57:53] So make sure you join that.
[00:57:54] And yeah, follow Lacey updates for updates and everything.
[00:58:01] Indiana's pretty much all I got.
[00:58:03] But I love y'all.
[00:58:07] And back in LA soon, back to normal schedule,
[00:58:10] very, very soon, okay?
[00:58:11] very, very soon back to normal schedule.
[00:58:13] I'll see y'all soon, bro.
[00:58:14] I'm going to bed and stream tomorrow with Deji.
[00:58:16] Peace.