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๐Ÿ”ด IMPRACTICAL JOKERS WITH DEJI ๐Ÿ”ด IN LONDON ๐Ÿ”ด UK MUKBANG LATER ๐Ÿ”ด GET IN HERE ๐Ÿ”ด

04-19-2026 ยท 3h 56m

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[00:00:00] Oh, Langy Knight?
[00:00:05] I love him.
[00:00:06] Are you?
[00:00:07] Nah, he's my phone.
[00:00:08] What, one?
[00:00:09] Oh, there he is.
[00:00:10] Hey!
[00:00:11] Hey!
[00:00:12] Look at him giggling his shit already, bro.
[00:00:16] Mr. Fucking Giggly over there.
[00:00:18] Mr. Fucking Giggly over there.
[00:00:20] Check, y'all see me?
[00:00:22] Y'all see me, chat?
[00:00:25] Do y'all see me chat?
[00:00:28] Oh, let me post on IG.
[00:00:31] Let me post on IG real quick.
[00:00:35] Live.
[00:00:38] What?
[00:00:41] I have to froze it. What do you mean?
[00:00:44] I can't click anything.
[00:00:55] it's better it's back check you'll see me check you'll see me hello
[00:01:09] leaked what did you leak I swiped out of the app and when I swipe out of the
[00:01:16] phone make it still see what like I'm doing so what did you do I don't know
[00:01:20] Yo, Chad, are we here? Are we here? Are we here? Are we here? Are we here? Are we here?
[00:01:24] How y'all doing? How y'all doing? Type one in the chat if you're here and you can see me right now.
[00:01:29] Type one in the chat if you're here and you can see me right kneel. Right kneel.
[00:01:36] Yes or no? Right kneel.
[00:01:39] Ice. We linked up in a minute.
[00:01:43] How you doing, Mike?
[00:01:46] Chad!
[00:01:50] Let it all work out
[00:02:03] Hey, we're here man, we're back in London still
[00:02:08] Unfortunately, I
[00:02:10] Don't know I want to go home so bad. Y'all have no idea bro. I think I'm I think I'm super homesick
[00:02:16] I think I'm extremely homesick. I don't know but
[00:02:22] We're here in London
[00:02:23] We got another stream here for y'all like I told y'all these streams in London are not gonna be long streams. I'm fucking exhausted
[00:02:30] Thanks, I might be wrong with me. I'll talk to y'all later about that. But um, listen, we got Deji here
[00:02:35] He's right across the street right now about to go link up with him
[00:02:37] And we are doing impractical jokers in London today. This could go one of two ways
[00:02:42] This could be hilarious and work out perfectly or this could go fucking terrible and
[00:02:48] We can get swarmed and dead you can get
[00:02:51] Or staff or yeah a bunch of bunch of what is but let's head on over and see
[00:02:57] Okay unlimited outcomes right now, but hey let's go over and link up with Deji. Oh Deji's already getting pictures
[00:03:13] Oh
[00:03:15] He has a hooding glasses on which I copy that. Should I copy that?
[00:03:27] Should I copy that ass head on over there?
[00:03:29] Wait, I'll get the backpack.
[00:03:32] Alright.
[00:03:33] Wait, I don't think it's like J walking here.
[00:03:35] Wait, wait, wait, there's a bunch of bikes!
[00:03:43] Top Genie.
[00:03:45] Fuck, did he call me?
[00:03:46] Top Genie.
[00:03:47] Call me Top Genie?
[00:03:51] Holy shit.
[00:03:52] Yeah, Deji's walking around like the fucking president in London, dude.
[00:04:02] My god, he's through security guards. Holy shit.
[00:04:05] Oh, shit.
[00:04:07] How you doing, fellas?
[00:04:09] It's going on.
[00:04:10] Nice to meet you guys.
[00:04:11] Nice to meet you guys. Nice to meet you guys.
[00:04:13] I'm no- oh wait, I'm not sure.
[00:04:15] Why- why is there a phone?
[00:04:17] Because they're security.
[00:04:18] Oh, you're scared?
[00:04:19] One of these thought I was like attacking you or something, so they tried to...
[00:04:22] Wait, you guys carry guns into your security, I know.
[00:04:25] You can't do that in London?
[00:04:26] No.
[00:04:27] Damn.
[00:04:28] How you doing?
[00:04:30] Nice to meet you.
[00:04:35] You all got a picture?
[00:04:36] Yeah, of course, let's do it. Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:38] Oh, wait, can I get you from...
[00:04:40] Oh, thank you so much.
[00:04:42] Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
[00:04:49] You got someone hyper?
[00:04:51] Yeah, we're live right now.
[00:04:53] Hi, Lacey String.
[00:04:55] What did you get, the Skies?
[00:04:58] Okay.
[00:04:59] Alright, you want some of the Skies that we have?
[00:05:01] Alright, come here.
[00:05:03] Oh.
[00:05:05] We're gonna do it now.
[00:05:07] Go on, Lacey.
[00:05:09] Okay, okay.
[00:05:11] These are the disguises we have, all right, bro.
[00:05:14] So for you, I got a hat?
[00:05:16] Well, you know it's gonna get so bad.
[00:05:18] I'll just pay for it.
[00:05:19] OK, how bad is it?
[00:05:20] How bad is it gonna get?
[00:05:21] I'll be honest.
[00:05:23] I mean, you'll see.
[00:05:24] You'll just see.
[00:05:25] No, you'll see.
[00:05:26] Hold on.
[00:05:27] We have hats.
[00:05:28] OK.
[00:05:30] Also, I got a hat, bro.
[00:05:33] I asked you this yesterday.
[00:05:35] How many years have you played in a charity
[00:05:36] that you've not gotten to go?
[00:05:39] I played in every one
[00:05:42] And you've never scored well like open play no
[00:05:46] You've never got a like a actual play goal. No, so what if I end up getting one before you are there then I retire
[00:05:54] I think I retire
[00:05:57] If I can re-invite it back next year, I'm scoring a goal. No, but here's the thing though. I'm playing in another one in May
[00:06:04] There's another side of the charity match. It's what excitement versus
[00:06:39] But I couldn't really
[00:06:43] What's the saying
[00:06:51] Describes
[00:06:59] But not like why have you got binoculars what must ask you what?
[00:07:04] I don't think I need a disguise not in London
[00:07:19] you got motion road you need a disguise check I don't need a disguise huh the
[00:07:28] other way okay well I'm not gonna lie I couldn't notice it was you look like a
[00:07:41] nunce like a nunce yeah now you know what a nunce is yeah a little bit yeah
[00:07:47] You look a little bit like a nuns sick. Well, I like by the good um
[00:07:56] Okay
[00:08:00] Okay, so what?
[00:08:03] What what the quest? What we got? So first things first as we got we have to find a setup spot
[00:08:09] That's gonna be the hardest part because usually when I do this
[00:08:12] I have like a van that we sit in the back of I don't have that
[00:08:17] Okay, so we so we have to find a set of spot
[00:08:22] Um, it was in London
[00:08:25] somewhere around here a
[00:08:28] Spot where a spot where we can sit in peace and watch the other person do their thing once your life. Yes
[00:08:36] impossible
[00:08:37] cap
[00:08:39] cap
[00:08:40] Yo
[00:08:41] London doesn't what do you mean impossible? Okay, so you're telling me can't like a little park bench
[00:08:45] I mean we can walk down there. I don't think we're gonna get noticed with these stuff
[00:08:58] What is it here?
[00:09:06] Yeah, we weren't gonna notice us with the skies is on in London
[00:09:15] What's your name now?
[00:09:16] Great.
[00:09:17] How's your great?
[00:09:18] What's your M.T?
[00:09:19] What's your name?
[00:09:20] See?
[00:09:21] What's your name?
[00:09:22] Oh, oh.
[00:09:23] Do that.
[00:09:24] That's all?
[00:09:25] What's that here?
[00:09:26] Come on.
[00:09:27] Come on, open the door.
[00:09:28] I don't know.
[00:09:29] I don't know.
[00:09:30] Who's this guy?
[00:09:31] The musicist?
[00:09:32] The musicist.
[00:09:33] That's a good name.
[00:09:34] The musicist.
[00:09:35] Yeah, good name.
[00:09:36] That's a good name.
[00:09:37] Don't say it!
[00:09:38] Don't say it!
[00:09:39] Hey, hey, hey!
[00:09:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[00:09:41] Don't say it!
[00:09:42] All right, man.
[00:09:43] Okay.
[00:09:44] It's actually legal to call someone a nut.
[00:09:47] They can actually press charges saying, oh, you called me a nut.
[00:09:52] So I'm now telling you this now.
[00:09:54] I appreciate you telling me that, dude.
[00:09:56] Yeah, okay.
[00:09:58] Nice.
[00:09:59] I'm going to go to London Jail.
[00:10:01] Wait, is this going this way or this way?
[00:10:03] That way.
[00:10:05] Wait, but I have an actual mustache.
[00:10:08] It works still.
[00:10:10] Okay.
[00:10:11] See you guys.
[00:10:13] Okay, come on. How do I look? Um, you look Mexican
[00:10:19] That's actually a real law. Yeah, honestly if you call someone or not, so you can actually press charges
[00:10:24] If you build a police on you. Wait, they can sue you, no?
[00:10:27] Um, I heard suing is not popular in London. It's not popular. Why? I love suing
[00:10:33] Like if anybody says anything to me or touches me, I'm suing them. Yeah, because you're American
[00:10:38] You see for everything.
[00:10:41] Yes.
[00:10:41] No, but, like for real, calling someone a nun, yeah, you can't get in trouble before that.
[00:10:47] So, careful with that.
[00:10:48] Uh, yeah, that works.
[00:10:51] I look ridiculous.
[00:10:53] Hey, excuse me, why don't you go and fit the ones?
[00:10:56] What do you mean better ones and then our whole prop act's ripping, Denny?
[00:11:00] Okay, I'll carry like this. We gotta find a set of spot.
[00:11:02] Okay, cool. All right, let's go. I'm ready.
[00:11:04] Okay, so how popular is that?
[00:11:08] Nope.
[00:11:09] How popular is this place that we're about to go into? Like a lot of people?
[00:11:12] Uh, yes. Many, many people.
[00:11:13] Like, how many would you say?
[00:11:15] Me?
[00:11:16] So, how's what-
[00:11:18] Oh, a million! You're gonna walk around three security guards and two cameras.
[00:11:21] Holy bitrate machine!
[00:11:23] Holy shit.
[00:11:24] Oh, yeah, we're good to check.
[00:11:26] I mean-
[00:11:28] No one's gonna notice us.
[00:11:30] That's not very discreet.
[00:11:31] No one's gonna notice us, says she.
[00:11:33] No, no, no. I'm great, remember?
[00:11:36] Oh, yeah, great, great, great.
[00:11:38] You're Pablo, right? We're going Pablo. Yes, Pablo. We're going in there
[00:11:48] We're close
[00:11:56] All right, but you know the question we have to do yes, I have them all planned out. Okay. All right, but we're gonna randomly draw that
[00:12:03] I'm gonna do this yet like randomly like we have we get to read basically it's random
[00:12:08] Oh, yes
[00:12:12] And trust me I looked up the laws and London to make sure you didn't break it
[00:12:23] Yeah nice massage massage
[00:12:33] Does it hurt?
[00:12:34] No, it's alright.
[00:12:35] Oh, we had a cross?
[00:12:36] Wait, what if I hit by a car?
[00:12:44] What part of London are we in right now?
[00:12:46] Um, what?
[00:12:47] Should we maybe...
[00:12:48] Oh, I shouldn't sit here, right?
[00:12:50] It's a good idea.
[00:12:51] I mean we are live so I don't know if the chat no way the check it's how we're at surely
[00:13:09] this isn't like a big like important notable part of London right oh my god this is perfect
[00:13:18] I'm just looking around to see how many people are oh no
[00:13:34] Shit, okay wait
[00:13:48] Because we're gonna be fucked!
[00:13:51] There's so many people here!
[00:13:54] Hey, you said you wanted- you wanted to come!
[00:13:57] Hey, you can come!
[00:13:58] It gets worse down there.
[00:13:59] It gets worse?!
[00:14:01] Okay, but the good news is, the demographic looks a little different.
[00:14:04] Yeah.
[00:14:06] It's Sunday.
[00:14:08] So kids can't go to school.
[00:14:09] Not a lot of kids.
[00:14:10] I'm seeing a lot of adults.
[00:14:11] Which is actually better.
[00:14:12] Because that means we're not- that means-
[00:14:13] Not many of you are-
[00:14:14] And we have disguises, so I think we should be good.
[00:14:16] Yeah.
[00:14:17] Yeah, I feel like the worst.
[00:14:19] Oh my god, that bus!
[00:14:22] Yeah, have you never seen a bus?
[00:14:24] No, no, one double decker like that.
[00:14:26] And you've been on one.
[00:14:27] You've been on a double decker bus?
[00:14:28] Yeah.
[00:14:29] No, when I went to school when I was a kid, I took like this short yellow one.
[00:14:34] Is that not for like special needs?
[00:14:37] Huh? No, no, no, it's like the small one.
[00:14:39] Oh, okay, so not special needs for this.
[00:14:41] No, no, it's like, it's like, you ever seen a yellow school bus in America?
[00:14:44] I've seen it on Simpsons.
[00:14:46] You guys want to have school buses here?
[00:14:48] No, we don't do school buses, no.
[00:14:50] So how do you get to school?
[00:14:51] Your parents will drop you off.
[00:14:53] What if you don't, what if your parents have to go to work?
[00:14:56] Then you walk it.
[00:14:57] Majority of the time, the school is like walking distance.
[00:15:00] Oh shit, we have school buses.
[00:15:02] Or we just Uber it now, because that's the name.
[00:15:04] Kids Uber?
[00:15:05] Yeah, kids Uber now.
[00:15:07] Yeah.
[00:15:09] No.
[00:15:10] Greg, it's Greg.
[00:15:11] Greg and Pablo.
[00:15:12] Yeah, it's Greg.
[00:15:14] Oh my gosh we were actually at a park. Dude I haven't been to a park since I was like hey.
[00:15:20] Is that ice cream? Dude did you just get ice cream?
[00:15:26] I just get ice cream then.
[00:15:30] Bro what's going on but this is amazing. What? This is actually amazing.
[00:15:34] Bro we should just get ice cream and just sit there and eat ice cream.
[00:15:37] Okay wait this is perfect actually.
[00:15:40] We just got to find like a little like a little, I like to call it a little creep spot. How you doing ma'am?
[00:15:48] What'd you say?
[00:15:50] Oh no, we're here tonight, it's just not me.
[00:15:52] Yeah, it's okay.
[00:15:53] Um, we're gonna come back and get some ice cream.
[00:15:56] Oh, I'm closing in.
[00:15:58] Difference.
[00:15:59] We'll be back before that.
[00:16:01] Thank you.
[00:16:02] Okay.
[00:16:06] Yeah, but if we're not coming back...
[00:16:07] I'm not coming back.
[00:16:08] The ice cream brofinder
[00:16:10] Oh wait, can I teach you some slang?
[00:16:12] Some what inside? Oh my god, I love to
[00:16:14] So if I said, oh, oh, whoa, okay
[00:16:16] Oh
[00:16:18] We're going to shoot the street crew in
[00:16:20] And we're going to shoot the street crew in
[00:16:22] Okay, thanks guys, but we're good
[00:16:24] Is there a protest going on or something here?
[00:16:26] Yeah
[00:16:34] Wait, so it's like protest and shit?
[00:16:36] But like, on like several topics like religion or war.
[00:16:43] Hey, you said you wanted crowded bro.
[00:16:45] Okay, now let's go debate them.
[00:16:48] But no, but they're safe.
[00:16:50] I'm telling you that.
[00:16:50] Oh my God, I see a bench that looks uncons.
[00:16:54] Your church, you got Naven, you're safe.
[00:16:56] So you don't have to worry.
[00:16:57] All right, teach me some London slang.
[00:16:59] All right, so if I said ah, this park is looking mealy.
[00:17:04] What does that mean?
[00:17:05] Mealy?
[00:17:06] Yeah, it's like so meaty like big and big and full of meat. No, I'm meaty. Oh
[00:17:15] not meaty like oh look at that like that guy's meaty in his pants. Yeah, it's all
[00:17:19] you're he's meaty. Oh, I'm gonna guess it means packed. No, it means mid. Oh, it's
[00:17:27] parts meaty. So you say to it let's say you see it like a girl. Oh yeah, she's
[00:17:31] Why don't you just say, ah, she's mid?
[00:17:34] I mean, yeah, I guess you could say...
[00:17:36] I feel like midi hits harder than mid.
[00:17:38] Okay, I actually had another one. It's a new one for me.
[00:17:40] All right, um...
[00:17:41] What about...
[00:17:43] Oh, wait.
[00:17:45] Please, help me. What's with London Slash?
[00:17:47] Oh, let me guess. Oh, nonce.
[00:17:49] Trust me, her in a million times, bro.
[00:17:51] I'm not saying that I'm a nonce in the middle of a park again.
[00:17:54] I'm gonna, um...
[00:17:57] Uh...
[00:17:59] Uh, you get painting before you get there.
[00:18:03] Yeah.
[00:18:04] Wait, do you know what painting is?
[00:18:06] It sounds like a fucking, like a TV show or something.
[00:18:09] No, so you'd be like, oh, that's a painting right there.
[00:18:11] That's a painting?
[00:18:12] Painting.
[00:18:13] That's a painting.
[00:18:14] Yeah.
[00:18:15] Oh, I've heard painting.
[00:18:16] Yeah, same thing.
[00:18:17] Painting, buffting, chunking.
[00:18:19] What the fuck?
[00:18:21] What is a chunking?
[00:18:23] Wait, this is perfect.
[00:18:25] Wait, here's low-key.
[00:18:27] Yeah, she's just fine.
[00:18:41] Chad, what is going on over there?
[00:18:43] We need to sit down to do what we need to do.
[00:18:45] Yeah.
[00:18:47] One person has to sit down.
[00:18:49] The other person goes out.
[00:18:51] That's why I said this could be perfect because it has the bench.
[00:18:53] Okay, cool.
[00:18:55] I like your outfit. What is this that you got going on? I like this kind of clothes, you know. Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like lose a nice
[00:19:22] Yeah, that's very good. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Yeah, I like it.
[00:19:27] It's my friend Greg. Greg, how you doing? I'm Jamal. Jamal. Yeah. So what are you doing here?
[00:19:31] Um, what's up with the sightseeing? Huh? So I'm from America. He's also from America, man.
[00:19:37] Yeah, I'm from America. Oh, really good. Yeah, we're sightseeing and shit. Get a little
[00:19:41] sandy, get a couple Bruce keys, fucking a couple birds tonight. What's a Donald Duck doing there?
[00:19:47] Donald Duck!
[00:19:49] Donald Duck!
[00:19:51] What do you use to eat?
[00:19:53] You know?
[00:19:55] He's Donald Duck.
[00:19:57] You don't know him?
[00:19:59] Oh, let me try.
[00:20:01] Good job, good.
[00:20:03] Oh, I knew it!
[00:20:05] Yeah, man.
[00:20:07] This is true, man.
[00:20:09] You don't know that?
[00:20:11] Hell yeah, dude.
[00:20:13] Fuckin' as long as we're getting sandy in the bars, right?
[00:20:15] I tell you, this country, the United States of America, is going to be split as a racist.
[00:20:22] That's not it.
[00:20:26] I tell you, I tell you this is going to happen.
[00:20:29] The way things are going is going to happen.
[00:20:33] He promised no more war and look at what he's doing.
[00:20:37] I remember that. People vote for that.
[00:20:40] There's a normal war and look at that.
[00:20:43] You're economic destroyer.
[00:20:45] Yeah, fuck.
[00:20:46] I'll tell you, it's about you lot, you know.
[00:20:50] You have to pay for it.
[00:20:52] 36 trillion, you're going to pay 35 trillion.
[00:20:56] Thank you sir.
[00:20:57] We're from England.
[00:21:01] We're from England.
[00:21:02] We're from England.
[00:21:03] We're just showing them what you're buying.
[00:21:04] Let's go.
[00:21:07] Pick up Donald Duck.
[00:21:09] Remember that.
[00:21:10] Oh, that's the perfect spot.
[00:21:11] We gotta get him to deal with that.
[00:21:12] Bench maybe? Wait which one? That bench right there is perfect because we can go both ways.
[00:21:16] Indian and Perseverate out of the park. I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:21:28] Like what is he talking about? Hey don't know duck. Bugs bunny up man.
[00:21:34] Okay. Alright. Are you ready? I'm ready.
[00:21:38] okay so the way this is gonna work yes one person is going to be sitting right
[00:21:43] here okay in disguise just killing we're each gonna have an airplane okay so we
[00:21:49] can hear each other and talk to each other okay wait do we have to use what's
[00:21:52] happening because you don't have my you don't have phone calls yes we do no
[00:21:57] you don't yes we do so why does everybody call me on what's up here
[00:22:00] because we use what's up but you can use normal so why don't you just use
[00:22:04] normal then because we have what's up
[00:22:08] What? Okay, I can't.
[00:22:09] I'm gonna be honest, Desi. I don't like this place.
[00:22:12] You know, honestly, I don't blame you.
[00:22:14] I just, I really don't like London.
[00:22:17] I tell people that London's not all that.
[00:22:19] No, but the summers though, unmatched.
[00:22:21] Other than that, it was just like...
[00:22:23] Tell me, what's unmatched on the summer?
[00:22:25] It's just picturesque. It's lovely.
[00:22:28] You know what I mean?
[00:22:29] It's your res?
[00:22:29] Yeah.
[00:22:31] Like, it's just a sight to see.
[00:22:34] Okay. And maybe I'll have to come back in the summer.
[00:22:36] But me? I get depressed when I come here.
[00:22:38] I feel that, yeah.
[00:22:39] I don't know why.
[00:22:40] Do you know why? Because everyone's sad.
[00:22:42] Here?
[00:22:43] Everyone is sad.
[00:22:44] Why is that?
[00:22:45] I don't know why.
[00:22:46] Because the weather is great.
[00:22:48] And the weather controls people from England.
[00:22:53] But look, hello my friends.
[00:22:59] Not even like a big smile or like no energy.
[00:23:02] It's just dull.
[00:23:03] I know what you mean.
[00:23:04] Hi
[00:23:07] Okay
[00:23:10] Hello, how you guys doing
[00:23:18] Watch everybody
[00:23:25] Are you fucking serious
[00:23:27] He's just left.
[00:23:29] So, uh, yeah.
[00:23:31] No one likes you.
[00:23:33] Okay, so do you think people hear me walking around talking and they, like, put, like,
[00:23:36] thing in their hand on this fat American pig?
[00:23:39] Uh, they definitely say yank in their head.
[00:23:42] Like, oh, what, yank?
[00:23:44] Yank?
[00:23:45] Oh, what's that on this touch?
[00:23:47] What is it?
[00:23:48] You got black on your, all you touch to bird shit.
[00:23:50] It's not bird, oh.
[00:23:52] Bird shit on your hand.
[00:23:54] Okay.
[00:23:55] All right, so I have a list of things, okay? So here's how this is gonna work, okay?
[00:24:02] What's the list you're gonna pick a random number?
[00:24:07] Okay
[00:24:10] One through 12 you're gonna go first what I know I go if you know is your stream you should sit the
[00:24:17] Stand, you want me to go first? Yes, you have to
[00:24:20] Wait, so you knew them, am I right?
[00:24:22] No, no, no, no, he knows them.
[00:24:24] But if you want to come up with some too, you can.
[00:24:26] Yeah, if you want to come up with some of the slides, you can.
[00:24:28] We don't only have to do these.
[00:24:29] Yeah.
[00:24:30] This is like, you know, I mean, go first.
[00:24:31] I'll pick a number.
[00:24:32] Okay, pick a number then.
[00:24:33] Eight.
[00:24:34] Eight.
[00:24:35] So that is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
[00:24:42] Ask someone to take photos of you and then do crazy poses.
[00:24:46] Okay, we'll go on.
[00:24:49] I mean
[00:24:51] I mean
[00:24:53] You can tell him my poses
[00:24:55] So when we get it set up, you're gonna be in my ear basically telling me what to do. Not 6-7 chat!
[00:25:01] Alright, perfect, perfect
[00:25:03] So we gotta get the airpods out, hold on
[00:25:05] We have airpods?
[00:25:07] I'm not gonna get robbed. Is there a chance I get stabbed while doing this?
[00:25:10] Nah, here, no you're good
[00:25:12] Here you're fine
[00:25:14] But we are staying still in the same spot
[00:25:16] Alright
[00:25:17] So this is going to be your air pump?
[00:25:21] Oh, so you gave me the left?
[00:25:24] Yes.
[00:25:25] Oh, okay.
[00:25:26] Oh, wait, no.
[00:25:27] He doesn't even need a air pump, does he?
[00:25:28] Oh, it's too easy, yeah.
[00:25:29] No, no, no.
[00:25:30] You don't need one.
[00:25:31] Do I not?
[00:25:32] You have these.
[00:25:33] Oh, you didn't even need these.
[00:25:34] Okay, cool.
[00:25:35] Take the wig off.
[00:25:36] So y'all want me to do this with...
[00:25:37] Oh, you know what?
[00:25:38] Fine, I'll do it with no...
[00:25:39] Yeah, you don't want no disguises.
[00:25:40] No disguises or disguises.
[00:25:41] Yeah, no disguises.
[00:25:42] All right.
[00:25:46] This city doesn't even speak English. Good luck.
[00:25:49] Wait, people don't speak English here?
[00:25:51] Yeah, they do.
[00:25:53] Yeah, Chad, what are y'all saying, bro?
[00:25:54] Of course they do.
[00:25:55] I've never read you for 30 days. I think I'm clover now.
[00:25:58] Oh, wait.
[00:25:59] Did you have to call me because we're filming...
[00:26:01] Did you have to call you on WhatsApp?
[00:26:04] Yes, WhatsApp.
[00:26:05] Okay.
[00:26:07] What the heck?
[00:26:08] Take care. All in your hair.
[00:26:12] Wait, why is it sticky?
[00:26:13] It's like you have a spring painted hairline or something.
[00:26:16] Do you have a spray on your light?
[00:26:20] I don't have a spray on.
[00:26:22] Okay, so um...
[00:26:24] It's okay.
[00:26:26] What's wrong with you?
[00:26:28] I was getting cramps, man!
[00:26:30] Fuck! Say accident!
[00:26:34] Why was the hair sticking just around the hair?
[00:26:40] It's the hair spray.
[00:26:42] Oh my gosh, it's what Silky uses.
[00:26:44] It's okay, Silky does it too.
[00:26:47] I'm glad Silky does it as well.
[00:26:51] I'm not a turkey now, I don't care.
[00:26:56] I feel like it's not even bad.
[00:26:58] Really?
[00:26:59] Even if it wasn't Spray, I feel like you don't even have a bad airline.
[00:27:03] For real?
[00:27:04] Yeah, it doesn't look bad.
[00:27:05] It looks kinda good.
[00:27:06] Okay, that's good.
[00:27:07] Can we just say hi and take a picture with you guys?
[00:27:11] This guy looks really familiar.
[00:27:13] I thought like, you remember we had a guitar?
[00:27:18] At the hotel!
[00:27:21] Yeah, I remember you, bro!
[00:27:24] Uh, we're trying to do something at the moment!
[00:27:28] This guy stopped me, he stopped me in guitar.
[00:27:31] He stopped you in guitar.
[00:27:35] What the fuck?
[00:27:36] Wait, and now he's sustained.
[00:27:37] He's just wounded.
[00:27:40] How the hell does that work?
[00:27:43] Oh my god, are you proud for me?
[00:27:46] Bro, he's just waiting there.
[00:27:49] I don't know.
[00:27:52] Tell me security, you know.
[00:27:54] Yeah, bro, I'm telling you.
[00:27:57] See, I just walk around with the men down.
[00:27:59] And then, you know, you don't want to go to a chicken shop,
[00:28:03] so I'm not going to make that joke.
[00:28:05] I'm not making that joke.
[00:28:07] You can make the joke.
[00:28:09] You can make the joke.
[00:28:11] Give me the goat for the chicken soup.
[00:28:13] Ha!
[00:28:14] Ha!
[00:28:15] Ha!
[00:28:16] Okay, is that actually the interesting part of chicken chops down here?
[00:28:19] What?
[00:28:20] On your ones?
[00:28:21] Yes!
[00:28:22] Especially the like...
[00:28:23] I want you to do chicken chops today.
[00:28:24] I want the name of this.
[00:28:25] On your ones?
[00:28:26] On your ones?
[00:28:27] No, no, no.
[00:28:28] Sorry, on your own.
[00:28:29] Yes, yes.
[00:28:30] On your Jack Jones.
[00:28:31] Yeah.
[00:28:32] Yeah, like Jack Jones?
[00:28:33] Yeah.
[00:28:34] No?
[00:28:35] Oh, I got a joke for you.
[00:28:36] Did you answer this already?
[00:28:37] No.
[00:28:38] Okay.
[00:28:39] I had an uncle, I had an uncle and his name was Jack.
[00:28:44] And I got stuck on a horse.
[00:28:47] Okay.
[00:28:48] Or no, my uncle Jack got stuck on a horse.
[00:28:51] Guess what I did?
[00:28:52] What?
[00:28:53] I helped my uncle Jack off.
[00:28:59] You get it?
[00:29:00] Yes, I get it.
[00:29:01] I helped my uncle Jack off.
[00:29:02] What's up with human incest, bro?
[00:29:04] No, I've learned, I feel like you have a thing for it.
[00:29:07] No, he...
[00:29:08] What is that even mean?
[00:29:10] What is that even mean?
[00:29:12] When you were younger.
[00:29:14] A lot of stuff happened when I was younger.
[00:29:16] I can tell you all about it.
[00:29:20] What happened to you when you were younger?
[00:29:22] Well, I had an uncle.
[00:29:24] Yeah?
[00:29:26] And he used to always, at like family events,
[00:29:28] he would always come up behind me,
[00:29:30] and he would twist and pinch my nipples
[00:29:32] and suck my earlobe.
[00:29:34] I'm so serious like I would literally be sitting down at the dinner table
[00:29:41] He'd walk up behind me. He'd say hey kiddo and he twist my nipples and go like this
[00:29:46] hair looks like
[00:29:49] and it was that it was Frank oh Frank he's dead now oh yeah but yeah he used to
[00:29:55] do that a lot that's one thing that happened to my childhood another thing
[00:29:57] that happened to my childhood fun little story so before I even knew what
[00:30:02] was, I would go into my family's hot tub and I would put my penis on the pool
[00:30:07] gym and I would watch prank invasion pranks and I would just let the jet hit
[00:30:12] directly on my tip and yeah and that's how I figured out what nutting was.
[00:30:24] I'm serious, I did it for a year but then my dad found the white stuff in the
[00:30:28] hot tub and he came up to me and he was like hey I found this white weird stuff
[00:30:34] in the hot tub and my dad showed me how to properly drink off
[00:30:39] it's actually a true story I'm not talking about you
[00:30:42] wait how did he how did he what sir you were doing that for a year yeah it's
[00:30:47] just a year's worth of jizz no no no I was so young I think I was driving
[00:30:51] into the hot tub.
[00:30:53] Okay, but you're saying that you would ejaculate?
[00:30:59] I don't think I was ejaculating.
[00:31:02] But then you found white stuff so that you must have been...
[00:31:04] And eventually, like after a year, you found it.
[00:31:06] Yeah, so then you must have been...
[00:31:09] It must have been like a massive build-up of gypsies.
[00:31:12] In the hot tub, those are...
[00:31:15] Oh, my God.
[00:31:16] One of the worst part is my dad would go in there every night after golfing
[00:31:19] And you like going the hot tub just soak in there let them massage with the jet-seated shoulders. You should soak it in my
[00:31:30] Yeah, I guess I don't think I was cheesy. I don't think I was coming yet. I don't think I was yet
[00:31:35] You're such a dumb American. All right. Okay. Okay. Let's do this, bro. So how are we gonna do this?
[00:31:43] It's not gonna get worse
[00:31:45] We're staying still, people already going out and trying to find us.
[00:31:50] Probably already people are coming to Strewsacons.
[00:31:55] They don't know where we're at, we're at a random ass park.
[00:31:58] There's no like titles or anything.
[00:32:08] I said it's only gonna get worse bro.
[00:32:11] Okay, I'm a little scared. I'm a little terrified. I'm scared of London. It's not as scary as you think, but there are weird people in London. I've learned to speak about it.
[00:32:31] They spin knife emojis in the chat and look he's just sitting there watching us. He's watching us
[00:32:37] Okay, the guy he just sat on the part of the engine. He's watching us
[00:32:41] over there
[00:32:45] Okay, okay. Well, good luck
[00:32:48] You have to go to call you have to call him you have to call him. Okay. I need your number
[00:32:53] But do you have my number? No
[00:32:55] I have what's that though.
[00:32:58] LA Safer, is LA Safer a London Chat?
[00:33:04] I don't think so.
[00:33:05] Oh!
[00:33:06] And then should we get the other phones set up?
[00:33:09] What, that one?
[00:33:10] Yeah.
[00:33:11] Yeah, all we gotta do is...
[00:33:12] Where's the tripod?
[00:33:13] Maybe in the bag.
[00:33:15] No, it's not.
[00:33:17] Alright, Jack, you got a practical joker's name.
[00:33:20] There's a saver name there.
[00:33:22] So, I'll be outside, I'll meet any numbers or anything.
[00:33:27] We'll close the chat out.
[00:33:29] Alright, and then Desi.
[00:33:31] While you're here, this is the chat.
[00:33:36] So the chat can help you tell you what to say, you can read the chat.
[00:33:39] Okay, hello chat.
[00:33:41] I'm getting a phone call.
[00:33:43] Oh, I'm getting a call as well.
[00:33:45] Oh, wait, you're pulling through the AirPods?
[00:33:48] No.
[00:33:49] But I'm receiving a call.
[00:33:51] Oh wait wait, they're connected to mine.
[00:33:54] They're connected to mine, I don't know what's there.
[00:33:55] What, so they're not pickup?
[00:33:56] Hi!
[00:33:57] You can answer, you can answer, yeah.
[00:33:58] Oh!
[00:34:03] Lacey, you gotta connect the AirPods to your own purse, right?
[00:34:06] Yeah.
[00:34:07] You gotta connect the AirPods to your phone.
[00:34:08] We just gotta catch them to yours.
[00:34:10] Wait, how do I do this?
[00:34:12] Oh, do I use this?
[00:34:13] I hear you!
[00:34:14] Yeah, you just put those headphones on.
[00:34:15] Okay.
[00:34:16] So you'll be able to hear Lacey
[00:34:17] when he's all over there.
[00:34:19] Wait, do I take this?
[00:34:20] No, just wear the headphones.
[00:34:22] Stop saying slang!
[00:34:24] OK, so, what do you mean?
[00:34:26] Oh, I ended the call.
[00:34:29] OK, fine.
[00:34:30] Put this phone on the trap box.
[00:34:33] Listen, Drew, we are clearly not the brightest
[00:34:36] bulbs in the lamp.
[00:34:38] That's a good saying, right?
[00:34:40] Yeah, that's it.
[00:34:41] I should write that one.
[00:34:43] All right, like this.
[00:34:44] There we go.
[00:34:44] OK, this is how it goes.
[00:34:47] Here's the chat.
[00:34:48] OK.
[00:34:49] Read them.
[00:34:49] All right.
[00:34:49] That's the chat.
[00:34:51] These are your headphones to hear.
[00:34:52] That's how you hear it, Lacey.
[00:34:53] Right here.
[00:34:54] Okay.
[00:34:55] So you don't even need to call me then?
[00:34:57] No, no, no, but he needs to be able to hear you.
[00:34:59] Yes.
[00:34:59] Oh, okay.
[00:35:00] So now, when I'm out in the field,
[00:35:04] I can hear you, you can hear me,
[00:35:06] and you can tell me what to say and what to do.
[00:35:09] Okay.
[00:35:10] Okay.
[00:35:12] All right, cool.
[00:35:13] I think I get it.
[00:35:18] All right.
[00:35:19] Yo, who just called him fat?
[00:35:23] Which phone is it?
[00:35:24] Alright, now this one?
[00:35:25] It was that one.
[00:35:26] Yo, whoever just called Deji fat, bro.
[00:35:27] If you're going to call him fat, you're going to call me fat too, alright?
[00:35:29] Yeah.
[00:35:30] And you guys aren't going to call either of us fat because neither of us are fat.
[00:35:32] We both look good.
[00:35:33] Right.
[00:35:34] Alright.
[00:35:35] So this is the phone that he's on?
[00:35:37] That's the phone that he's on.
[00:35:38] Hey, this is the phone.
[00:35:39] Okay.
[00:35:40] Look up for what?
[00:35:41] This guy's lurking.
[00:35:42] Yeah.
[00:35:43] Oh
[00:35:50] I don't like this
[00:35:56] Here he said what it is that why are they so powerful in bothers me. Oh really that's what I just walked by and said
[00:36:13] Okay, so are you calling me and then I hear him through here, right?
[00:36:27] I don't like it. It's scary. Why they put knives are he's calling you equal to me, okay
[00:36:34] I
[00:36:38] Low-key need a phone to ask them to take a picture
[00:36:43] Okay, man, oh shit. I ended the cool again
[00:36:49] Are you gonna
[00:36:51] This is why what that is trash?
[00:36:55] Okay. Okay. All right. Wait. Let me save your number
[00:37:04] All right, you got it?
[00:37:09] Oh fuck, I ended it again.
[00:37:11] No, honestly, I'm not even doing this.
[00:37:13] Are you trolling me?
[00:37:15] I'm trying to close my phone.
[00:37:17] Because every time I close my phone.
[00:37:19] So I'm going to have to have my phone open.
[00:37:21] But I'll just do that.
[00:37:23] I'm not going to get wrong, Chad. I'm good.
[00:37:25] Okay, so if I stay down here, can you hear me?
[00:37:27] Or should I stand? I'll stand.
[00:37:29] You can stand. I'm going to sit when I do it.
[00:37:31] But you can stand or sit.
[00:37:33] Look, it's already been propped up, so I'll just stand and go like, all right.
[00:37:36] Are you all right? He stays here.
[00:37:37] Okay, cool. Then I'll see.
[00:37:39] All right, so my task is, I have to ask people to take pictures of me and do different poses.
[00:37:47] Okay.
[00:37:48] Can you not make me do any like crazy poses, Desi?
[00:37:51] No, you just have to do what I tell you.
[00:37:55] Simple as that.
[00:37:57] All right, I'm going out.
[00:37:58] Okay, all right.
[00:37:59] Are you ready? Wait, so how do I see where you are?
[00:38:03] We don't have like actual setup, so you kind of just have to watch it.
[00:38:07] Okay, alright. Now I see why they've been off to the here.
[00:38:12] I'll pop out these bands for this.
[00:38:15] Hold on.
[00:38:20] Yo.
[00:38:21] Alright, I can hear you guys.
[00:38:23] Why don't you just walk out of frame?
[00:38:25] What? Wait.
[00:38:26] No, no, I'm going a little bit.
[00:38:27] Well, I see how you-
[00:38:28] Oh, he's going to the park. I think he's going around.
[00:38:30] Yeah, I'm going to the park.
[00:38:32] You see me?
[00:38:34] Yes
[00:38:36] It's like shit over here, it's like actual shit
[00:38:38] Like actual horse shit
[00:38:40] Why are you using that then?
[00:38:42] Oh yeah
[00:38:44] I'm getting spotted, I'm getting spotted low here
[00:38:46] Wait where?
[00:38:48] Speak Spanish
[00:38:50] Speak Spanish
[00:38:52] Come on
[00:38:54] Come on
[00:38:56] Come on
[00:38:58] Come on
[00:39:00] I don't know what three girls but yeah just go for it.
[00:39:24] Excuse me?
[00:39:25] Would you guys mind taking a picture of me in front of the scenery?
[00:39:29] Take a picture of me, thank you.
[00:39:32] Okay.
[00:39:33] I'll just take a picture.
[00:39:34] Alright, okay, alright.
[00:39:35] Now turn around, turn around.
[00:39:37] Now bend over and pout.
[00:39:40] No, no, bend over like fully, no, like fully bend over.
[00:39:45] Yeah, I'm pout.
[00:39:46] Look at them in pout.
[00:39:48] Do you think you can get it from this angle?
[00:39:49] Maybe it's just like getting it with the view on the back.
[00:39:52] Perfect.
[00:39:53] Yeah, alright, cool.
[00:39:54] Bend over, bend over the pelt, yeah?
[00:39:57] Yeah, perfect.
[00:39:58] And I said pull your trousers down a little bit.
[00:40:02] Okay, well, it's time to get a pull my trousers down a little bit, just so I'm not...
[00:40:06] No, no, no, I said, I don't know.
[00:40:08] All right, there you go, yeah, all right, cool.
[00:40:10] Perfect, and now I want you to say that...
[00:40:14] All right, thank you so much, thank you guys, I appreciate you so much, thank you, thank
[00:40:30] you, thank you, you're welcome.
[00:40:33] All right, tell me what you got next.
[00:40:42] the ones that sit on the bench.
[00:40:46] Wait, yeah, you see the ones that sit on the bench?
[00:40:49] Wait, can you hear me?
[00:40:50] Oh yeah, I see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:40:52] Right here, do you think, does the mic reach this hard, Drew?
[00:40:57] Let me know if I start calling.
[00:40:57] Emulation ritual, it literally is, my God.
[00:41:01] Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
[00:41:04] Can you still hear me? Yeah, I can hear you, I can hear you.
[00:41:06] Okay.
[00:41:07] Excuse me, do you guys mind taking a couple pictures, 20?
[00:41:14] Just like I do.
[00:41:16] You're saying too far.
[00:41:18] Yeah, you're a little far.
[00:41:20] Like, is this good?
[00:41:22] Yeah, that's good, that's good.
[00:41:24] All right, okay, now I want you to spread your legs and rub your nipples.
[00:41:29] Okay.
[00:41:30] Now, like, continuously be rubbing them.
[00:41:32] All right?
[00:41:33] and close your eyes and be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Um, now, now, now, yeah,
[00:41:49] you know what? And, uh, no, go on the floor. Go on the floor and like, uh, and like pose is
[00:41:56] if you're about to like meditate, but I want, I want one hand like on your head and the other
[00:42:02] the one on your dick.
[00:42:11] I feel like I'm going to follow this.
[00:42:13] No, I feel kind of bad.
[00:42:15] No, bro, I'm just fooling around, bro.
[00:42:17] I feel fucked.
[00:42:18] Thank you so much.
[00:42:19] Thank you so much.
[00:42:20] I appreciate you.
[00:42:21] Thank you.
[00:42:23] Okay, nice to meet you guys.
[00:42:25] All right, Deji.
[00:42:27] Deji, I hope you know what you're making me do right now
[00:42:29] is setting yourself up
[00:42:31] I hope you know that. I hope you understand.
[00:42:36] Okay?
[00:42:44] Was that Russian?
[00:42:46] I have no idea what that was. That was fucking gibberish.
[00:42:49] Alright, one more person. One more person.
[00:42:51] Alright, one more person. Um, okay.
[00:42:54] I'm gonna record like a zoo animal out here.
[00:42:57] Let me see. Let me see.
[00:43:04] Okay, that guy with the bag. Ask him.
[00:43:09] Are you scared? No, you can't check him out. You have to.
[00:43:12] Excuse me. Do you have to take in a couple photos of me?
[00:43:16] You can do it.
[00:43:17] Oh, there's someone who's doing that.
[00:43:19] Two or four pictures of me.
[00:43:20] Oh, okay, cool. Yeah.
[00:43:21] Okay.
[00:43:22] Does it count that you, this guy, just to get him sent to the cut scene?
[00:43:25] No, that's a calmer sit your phone off them and say no
[00:43:29] Okay, thank you. Take your phone off. I said no. I don't want anymore go away. No, I don't want it anymore
[00:43:34] No, I don't want it anymore. No, I don't want it anymore. I don't even want it anymore. I
[00:43:39] don't want it anymore
[00:43:49] Get one more person one more person
[00:43:55] At least you guys yeah, I go yeah, and yeah good for these things. Excuse me. You guys mind taking a couple pictures for me
[00:44:06] All right cool now, I know yes, sir all I want to do is just keep screaming no mom
[00:44:11] I don't want to do it anymore. Leave me alone mom
[00:44:15] No mom no mom leave me alone mom. No, I don't want it anymore. No mom
[00:44:21] all right cool okay thank you thank you thank you so much yeah you know what
[00:44:27] well that you know I'll give you a 7 out of 10 that was good
[00:44:31] 7 out of 10 I did everything you said I did everything you said 7 out of 10 that was great
[00:44:36] I did everything
[00:44:39] hahahaha
[00:44:41] fuck it's only an Asian ritual it's not funny
[00:44:44] hahahaha
[00:44:47] oh god all right okay
[00:45:01] what is the actual photos but did they actually yes I'm literally better than
[00:45:10] Oh my gosh, that's a leaf. That is a leaf. It's not a leaf
[00:45:20] You could inch up to the fence. Oh because the headphones
[00:45:27] Well, how did it sound on the stream? No, I think it sounds fine
[00:45:32] I'm not posting that okay. Do you have a question this one right?
[00:45:40] Okay, yeah, all right, so veggie now you have to pick a number
[00:45:47] Number four is gonna be
[00:45:53] One, two, three, one, two, four.
[00:45:58] All right, so you have to act like you're a sketch artist
[00:46:02] and go draw portraits of people,
[00:46:04] but you have to do whatever I tell you to draw.
[00:46:08] Okay, but I can't do it.
[00:46:10] That's the point, that's literally the point.
[00:46:13] Okay, I'm ready, that's right, that's right.
[00:46:15] Oh, you got paper, I'm ready.
[00:46:16] That's not even a bad one!
[00:46:18] Dude, this is a clipboard, guys.
[00:46:21] The clipboard is a boarder for this spot.
[00:46:24] Okay, so use this.
[00:46:26] Yeah, yeah, just put a piece of paper on it.
[00:46:28] Okay.
[00:46:29] Oh, this is my clipboard.
[00:46:31] Yeah, that's what they did.
[00:46:32] Oh, man.
[00:46:33] Yeah, we ordered a clipboard,
[00:46:34] and look at what they fuckin' said.
[00:46:36] This shit is literally the size of a palm of a hand.
[00:46:42] People are gonna think that you're trying to rob them?
[00:46:45] Yeah.
[00:46:46] I mean, that's racist.
[00:46:47] Jesus Christ, Seth.
[00:46:49] Wait, so how many people?
[00:46:52] Um...
[00:46:56] How many people?
[00:46:57] Yeah, I don't even know if you have to draw.
[00:46:58] Two or three.
[00:47:02] How many lads?
[00:47:03] Keep the drawings.
[00:47:04] Oh wait, you're gonna get them stuff.
[00:47:05] I was gonna say three.
[00:47:07] How many lads?
[00:47:09] They're saying three.
[00:47:11] Okay, three, but they don't have to be like good drawings.
[00:47:14] Okay, all right.
[00:47:15] Oh my god.
[00:47:17] You can like, use this.
[00:47:19] Nah, just use a clipboard, fuck it.
[00:47:21] Yeah, just use it.
[00:47:23] You might need more than one piece of paper.
[00:47:25] No, it's three.
[00:47:26] Okay, perfect.
[00:47:27] Alright, then you take this, put this in your pocket, this is the phone call.
[00:47:30] Okay.
[00:47:31] Small mics.
[00:47:32] Oh wait, I think you took it off speaker, but it should be fine.
[00:47:34] And then put this in your ear.
[00:47:35] Okay.
[00:47:36] Oh, and then you small mics.
[00:47:38] Yeah.
[00:47:39] Hold on, I can hear myself.
[00:47:42] Small ass clipboard.
[00:47:43] Is that normal in London to have those size clipboards?
[00:47:46] Um, you know how they say in America they do it big?
[00:47:49] Yeah.
[00:47:49] Yeah, we do it.
[00:47:50] We do it small.
[00:47:51] Really?
[00:47:52] Yeah.
[00:47:53] So everything is just small here?
[00:47:54] Yeah.
[00:47:56] What about dicks?
[00:47:58] I mean, I'll show you later, don't worry.
[00:48:00] Okay, so I just, same place.
[00:48:03] Yeah, same place.
[00:48:04] I'm gonna tell you who to ask and then you gotta draw whatever I tell you to draw.
[00:48:09] And I'm gonna have the cat pick what you're drawing.
[00:48:12] I need to get security like he has they say they tell the fans know the pictures
[00:48:25] he's I heard him three times that he's filming right now no yeah not even not
[00:48:31] even in the asshole way wait fix he didn't take the mic
[00:48:36] Deji, you didn't take the money!
[00:48:43] He didn't take the phone either!
[00:48:45] I swear, Washington put it in his...
[00:48:47] Is this not his phone?
[00:48:48] No, that's the phone he needs.
[00:48:51] I swear Washington put it in his...
[00:48:52] Deji!
[00:48:53] Deji, you don't have the phone either!
[00:48:56] But he can't hear you. He doesn't have a phone.
[00:48:58] He can't...
[00:49:00] Yo, yo, Deji, you need the phone.
[00:49:02] You don't have the phone to cure me.
[00:49:06] Yes, but you set the phone down on the table so I can't so you can't hear me when you're out there
[00:49:15] Yes, you put the phone in your pockets
[00:49:19] He's scared job and have him drop pig
[00:49:29] All right, tell me what you should be drawing
[00:49:36] Can you hear me for a little bit?
[00:49:42] He has the mic, does he not?
[00:49:44] Where's the mic?
[00:49:46] I can hear you, I can hear you, I can hear you, I can hear you.
[00:49:53] Alright, cool.
[00:49:54] Alright.
[00:49:55] Tell me who to ask.
[00:49:56] Okay.
[00:49:57] Wait, I'm from...
[00:49:58] Is it...
[00:49:59] You want my hood up or hood down?
[00:50:00] Uh...
[00:50:01] Hood down, hood down, hood down.
[00:50:02] Oh
[00:50:07] Okay, um
[00:50:11] You should ask
[00:50:15] Hold on I gotta wait for people to walk by
[00:50:22] God even from this you are so chopped from this angle Wow
[00:50:26] Okay, okay, there's there's asked anybody honestly that's anybody
[00:50:35] Anybody okay
[00:50:37] Anybody all right, but go too far. Oh, let me ask this guy. Yes, it's got
[00:50:43] Have a seizure on
[00:50:45] Can I draw you please?
[00:50:54] You got denied.
[00:50:56] Can I draw you please?
[00:50:58] Alright.
[00:50:59] Do you know what it is?
[00:51:01] I think it's a skit.
[00:51:06] Can I draw you please?
[00:51:08] Oh.
[00:51:09] I can draw you?
[00:51:10] Yeah.
[00:51:11] Thank you.
[00:51:12] Wait, did you swap sides with him?
[00:51:14] Swap sides, tell me you wanna get the view in the background.
[00:51:16] Wait, wait, come on, I need the light, sorry.
[00:51:18] Okay, you got it.
[00:51:20] Ask him to take off his jacket,
[00:51:22] because you wanna see his muscles.
[00:51:24] Wait, can you take off your jacket
[00:51:25] so I can see your muscles?
[00:51:27] Okay.
[00:51:31] Yeah, um, yeah, yeah, take off your jacket, yeah.
[00:51:34] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's fine.
[00:51:37] Yeah, here's the jacket, okay.
[00:51:39] Okay, now.
[00:51:43] Now I want you to draw him draw him try to sketch him, but draw him with a huge dick like I mean I want a massive dick
[00:52:01] Ask ask him to give you a 360 so you can really get him get it down wait
[00:52:07] Can I get a 360 just so I can see everything?
[00:52:10] And then when he spins around say wow nice ass.
[00:52:15] No, no, no, no, no, I'm not dead.
[00:52:18] No, no, this is 360.
[00:52:20] No, no, this is 360.
[00:52:22] Thank you, thank you.
[00:52:23] Now say nice ass.
[00:52:25] Yeah, nice ass.
[00:52:26] Okay, okay, alright.
[00:52:29] Okay, okay.
[00:52:31] Okay, alright.
[00:52:35] Now draw him and just give him a hug.
[00:52:38] I've been a massive dick.
[00:52:53] That's my friend.
[00:53:02] He's happy about this.
[00:53:05] Are you seeing the camera?
[00:53:06] Oh, he sees the camera, okay.
[00:53:08] Wait, put the image up.
[00:53:09] I want to see if the camera can get it.
[00:53:10] Let me see it.
[00:53:11] It can't really see it.
[00:53:14] When you come back, we'll see it.
[00:53:15] When you come back, we'll see it.
[00:53:16] All right.
[00:53:17] All right.
[00:53:18] Okay.
[00:53:19] Um.
[00:53:20] Okay.
[00:53:21] Caught.
[00:53:22] Oh, we got caught.
[00:53:24] All right.
[00:53:25] I need someone.
[00:53:26] Go on.
[00:53:27] Um.
[00:53:28] Uh.
[00:53:29] Chad, what's he do?
[00:53:32] What's he do?
[00:53:33] What's he do?
[00:53:34] Oh
[00:53:36] No one's really walking by right now. Okay. Wait. Oh, they're playing soccer
[00:53:42] All right, here's my here's I want you to do this here's I want you to I
[00:53:46] Want you you see the girl playing soccer? I
[00:53:50] Want you to go to go to spring at him and steal the soccer ball
[00:53:58] Just go get him now now now go steal the ball
[00:54:01] Okay, all right cool, so this is all yours.
[00:54:12] All right come back we can't even see you.
[00:54:15] Drew, get up, get up.
[00:54:17] He's chasing the ball, he's chasing the ball.
[00:54:24] She's running away from him.
[00:54:31] My stomach hurts from laughing.
[00:54:44] My stomach hurts from laughing.
[00:54:46] Oh my god.
[00:54:48] Okay, where you going?
[00:54:51] I think I'm not laughing.
[00:54:54] Yeah, you're good.
[00:54:56] You're good.
[00:54:57] You're good.
[00:54:58] You're good.
[00:54:59] You're good.
[00:55:00] You're good.
[00:55:01] Dude, they're so mad
[00:55:09] No way he booted it
[00:55:16] Why did he boot it
[00:55:20] She did not change the location it's too bait. Yeah, but change it to waiter. I
[00:55:28] Feel like this is fine
[00:55:31] Yeah, I want to see the drawing.
[00:55:45] It's go hide in the bushes.
[00:55:47] Did he get caught up over there?
[00:55:51] Is that you okay?
[00:55:59] I don't hear him anymore.
[00:56:00] It's connected from the call.
[00:56:03] The camera is so pixelated when it zooms in.
[00:56:06] I mean, I can keep it zoomed out,
[00:56:07] but I feel like the camera is simply...
[00:56:10] Wait, why is it zoomed?
[00:56:10] Why is it like that when you zoom?
[00:56:12] That's how zoom works.
[00:56:14] You can only zoom so far.
[00:56:16] You can only zoom so far.
[00:56:24] Did you punt the soccer ball?
[00:56:26] No, I can't go back to them.
[00:56:27] I can't go back to them.
[00:56:29] Okay, so here's what we can do.
[00:56:30] We can, you can go through.
[00:56:34] Wait.
[00:56:36] I thought I thought draw.
[00:56:38] I was expecting at least a little something.
[00:56:42] Okay.
[00:56:43] Oh, we're not done yet.
[00:56:44] We're not done.
[00:56:45] Oh, we're not done.
[00:56:46] There's more.
[00:56:47] Oh, there's more.
[00:56:48] Okay, well it's your turn then.
[00:56:49] It is my turn, yes.
[00:56:50] All right, cool.
[00:56:51] Now, I understand it now, so it's mine.
[00:56:54] Okay, do you want to give me one
[00:56:55] or do you want me to pick a number?
[00:56:58] If you have an idea, you can give me one.
[00:57:03] It's a little nipply out here, huh?
[00:57:06] Yeah.
[00:57:08] Alright, what I want you to do...
[00:57:09] Oh, God.
[00:57:10] So you're going off and don't need it.
[00:57:12] Yeah, I want you to just go up to someone.
[00:57:16] Okay.
[00:57:16] I just ask for money.
[00:57:18] Ask for money?
[00:57:19] Yeah.
[00:57:19] Please, please.
[00:57:20] I need money, but scratch your neck and everything and be like this.
[00:57:23] They're gonna think I'm a crackhead!
[00:57:24] Yes, yes.
[00:57:25] What the fuck?
[00:57:26] I need money, please.
[00:57:27] Please.
[00:57:27] I need it. I need it. I need to feed my kids.
[00:57:31] I'm sorry.
[00:57:32] I'm sorry.
[00:57:33] Hey, just do what you tell me to say.
[00:57:35] Yeah.
[00:57:36] Okay, I need the mic.
[00:57:37] In the phone.
[00:57:38] In the phone.
[00:57:39] Wait a minute.
[00:57:40] Oh, this one's funny, you guys share it nice.
[00:57:41] Okay, yeah, keep laughing at me.
[00:57:44] Oh, shit, I ended the call.
[00:57:47] Bro, I'm...
[00:57:48] No, that's four times now.
[00:57:49] This is five video calls.
[00:57:53] Okay.
[00:57:57] I'm calling you
[00:58:02] All right, I'm going out there. Okay wait, so
[00:58:17] Okay
[00:58:19] It's digital recording romantic losses. No, but that is a W shell
[00:58:25] Cool
[00:58:26] Wait, where are you?
[00:58:29] Wait, hello, can you hear me?
[00:58:31] Yes, I can hear you.
[00:58:32] Yeah, I can hear you, I can hear you. Okay.
[00:58:36] Yeah, go to those two, uh, um, old ladies right there.
[00:58:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jess with the pink bag.
[00:58:42] Let's go up to them now.
[00:58:43] Say, please, please, I need it. I need money, please.
[00:58:46] Excuse me? Please, please, do you guys have any money?
[00:58:49] Please, any money?
[00:58:51] Please, no money.
[00:58:52] No, keep, no, keep going, keep going. Keep saying please, please.
[00:58:54] Please, please, please, please.
[00:58:57] Please, I'll do anything you want.
[00:58:59] Please, I'll do anything you want.
[00:59:00] Please, I'll give you money, please.
[00:59:02] I'll give you, please, I'll give you money.
[00:59:04] I'll give you money.
[00:59:04] Please, give me money, please, I'll give you money.
[00:59:07] Please, I'll give you money.
[00:59:09] Please, please, please, I really need to.
[00:59:13] Please, I really need to give you money.
[00:59:16] I really need to give you money, please.
[00:59:19] All right, okay, let's find someone else.
[00:59:54] I'll give you money.
[00:59:55] Wait, there's no one wants money.
[00:59:56] Please, I'll give you money.
[00:59:58] There's no one wants money.
[01:00:03] Come on, come on, come on, come on, hey, the blue-eyes.
[01:00:06] Come on, come on, come on.
[01:00:10] I just told him, dude, I'll give him money,
[01:00:12] and he said no.
[01:00:12] All right, um, okay, um, let me see,
[01:00:17] let me see who else is there.
[01:00:20] Who else is there?
[01:00:21] Alright, next person you see, run up to them and then just stop.
[01:00:28] You see those two ladies?
[01:00:30] Just run up to them and then just stop.
[01:00:32] Yeah.
[01:00:40] Okay, alright.
[01:00:42] Then what's your right there?
[01:00:44] Just run up to them.
[01:00:45] Just run up to them and stop.
[01:00:51] Yo he just said his guy's not breathing.
[01:00:58] Alright.
[01:01:09] Alright wait, um, let me see, let me see.
[01:01:14] Let me see.
[01:01:15] Ah, wait. I think there's something about somebody looking at us.
[01:01:18] I think they realized that I'm filming.
[01:01:20] Um, okay.
[01:01:27] Um, okay. The last couple, just one of them, and be like...
[01:01:30] Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
[01:01:33] Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
[01:01:37] HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[01:01:41] We're clearing up the park. There's nobody in the area anymore.
[01:01:46] There is no place for us to go anymore.
[01:01:49] We cleared the park out.
[01:01:51] Alright, alright, come back, come back, come back, come back.
[01:01:54] You've done what you need to do.
[01:01:59] Oh my gosh.
[01:02:01] Oh my gosh, bro, that's a leap.
[01:02:04] I'm the best thing I've seen.
[01:02:07] Oh my gosh.
[01:02:09] Oh my god, it's such a needle-plate or a nettle, a nettle.
[01:02:12] I know it, that's actually good for your skin, so it's good.
[01:02:15] Yeah, no, nettles are actually good for your skin. I'm not even capping.
[01:02:20] I'll get you, you have to lick the duck.
[01:02:24] No, I'm not saying.
[01:02:30] Okay.
[01:02:32] Okay, alright.
[01:02:37] Go on.
[01:02:39] There's this this do I want to think of one or do I want to pick one from the list hold on
[01:02:53] Let me see let me see some of these
[01:02:59] Drew said he wants to go
[01:03:05] You go one more time than Drew Rose
[01:03:09] That's a great idea.
[01:03:10] Sit next, okay, we got,
[01:03:12] here are the list of options we have.
[01:03:15] Get people to sign a petition to convince people
[01:03:18] that ducks are government spies.
[01:03:22] Lost tourists ask people for directions
[01:03:24] and then when they tell you,
[01:03:25] argue with them and tell them they're wrong.
[01:03:29] You did the fake sketch artist one.
[01:03:32] Tell a couple they look cute and get them to swap phones.
[01:03:35] Very obviously spy on people.
[01:03:38] We do have binoculars for that one.
[01:03:42] Start a conversation, very quiet,
[01:03:44] and then get louder mid-sentence
[01:03:46] and keep going between quiet and loud.
[01:03:49] Which one, Chad, which one?
[01:03:52] The tourist one?
[01:03:55] Which one's that?
[01:03:56] Where you go talk to a tourist,
[01:03:58] you go ask people, you tell them you're a tourist,
[01:04:00] and ask them for directions to somewhere?
[01:04:03] The phone swab?
[01:04:06] You see the tourist?
[01:04:07] Oh, the spy?
[01:04:08] Are you one of the spy one?
[01:04:13] All right.
[01:04:17] Okay, you just tell me you're the spy one.
[01:04:20] Okay.
[01:04:20] I'm gonna tell you how to spy too.
[01:04:22] Okay.
[01:04:23] Okay, say it.
[01:04:25] You have the phone, right?
[01:04:26] Or no, you don't hear.
[01:04:27] You need this.
[01:04:28] Yeah, we're good.
[01:04:30] Okay.
[01:04:31] All right.
[01:04:32] We're going out again.
[01:04:33] Okay.
[01:04:36] Drew, you're next, buddy.
[01:04:37] Yes you are. Yes you are. Yes you are.
[01:04:41] I'm like talking to people.
[01:04:57] Alright, wait can you hear me?
[01:04:59] Yeah, I can hear you.
[01:05:01] Okay, tell me who.
[01:05:03] Okay, hold on.
[01:05:07] Um
[01:05:09] Okay, do you see
[01:05:14] Are these people
[01:05:17] Okay, I might give it be curious about that. All right, you see those two people that are sitting on the ground over there
[01:05:25] Wait in front of me right now. Yes
[01:05:28] Okay, it's like a it's like a couple. They're sitting on the ground. Yes
[01:05:32] All right, so what I want you to do is I want you to go I want you to go close to them
[01:05:36] I want you to lay down and prone on the grass and just stare at them with your binoculars
[01:05:44] No, no the couple to the right. Yeah, yeah that one that one that one
[01:05:52] Do like a do like a roll do a roll do a roll like your
[01:05:54] There's my...
[01:05:55] Lay down, just lay down from the binoculars.
[01:06:01] I'll slowly just start crawling forward.
[01:06:06] Alright, stop, stop.
[01:06:10] Just keep staring at the binoculars.
[01:06:14] See how close you can get without them moving.
[01:06:16] See how close you can get.
[01:06:21] Oh, shit.
[01:06:23] That's why I just keep going. See how close you can get.
[01:06:39] Why is he just sitting there?
[01:06:44] Oh yeah, he caught us.
[01:06:47] Okay, I mean it doesn't look like they're doing much. They're just sitting there.
[01:06:53] Okay, come back, come back, come back.
[01:06:54] Tell him you're bird watching.
[01:06:55] Just tell him you're bird watching.
[01:06:57] Oh my God, I lost connection.
[01:06:58] I lost connection with him.
[01:07:00] Oh my God, he just, he's taking a picture of him.
[01:07:07] Pepper spray.
[01:07:09] What is he, are they kissing?
[01:07:14] What is happening?
[01:07:16] Oh, yes, I do.
[01:07:17] Okay, sorry about that.
[01:07:19] Hello.
[01:07:20] Okay, wait.
[01:07:21] Yes, I can hear you now.
[01:07:22] You cut out a little bit though.
[01:07:23] Yeah, I did.
[01:07:24] Sorry.
[01:07:25] It's fine.
[01:07:26] It's fine.
[01:07:27] It's fine.
[01:07:28] All right.
[01:07:29] You see these two?
[01:07:30] Oh my gosh, this is creepy though.
[01:07:31] All right, which one is this?
[01:07:32] See the two girls walking?
[01:07:33] Just stand in the middle with your hood down.
[01:07:34] Stand in the middle of the walkway and just put your binoculars down.
[01:07:36] Okay.
[01:07:37] Okay.
[01:07:38] Okay.
[01:07:39] Okay.
[01:07:40] Okay.
[01:07:41] Okay.
[01:07:42] Okay.
[01:07:43] Okay.
[01:07:44] the walkway and just stick with your binoculars pointed at them.
[01:07:48] And then when they start walking towards you, just keep backing up and back pedaling with
[01:07:52] them.
[01:07:53] Just keep going with them.
[01:07:56] Keep following them.
[01:07:59] Just keep going with them, keep following them.
[01:08:20] They're so fucking confused.
[01:08:25] Tell them you're bird watching.
[01:08:26] Say sorry I'm bird watching.
[01:08:28] Sorry, I'm bud watching
[01:08:34] All right, you got a smile one more person
[01:08:39] Hey, did you quit question do you know how to climb a tree?
[01:08:49] I see there's a tree in the pad that you could climb
[01:08:57] All right wait low key we I'm trying to okay you could either get up close someone where you could hide behind the tree spine on them
[01:09:07] What should I climb tree?
[01:09:10] Can you climb that tree?
[01:09:13] Okay, let me see you drunk. Let me see you climb the tree then
[01:09:18] Let me see you climb that tree if you can really do it
[01:09:24] You put the monopter down you don't need them
[01:09:27] You are not getting up that tree.
[01:09:38] I can't run.
[01:09:40] I mean, I can't lift it up.
[01:09:46] See if you can get lifted up.
[01:09:48] Wait, Nate, do you want to lift me?
[01:09:51] I just spy on one last person, however you want to do it.
[01:10:01] Okay.
[01:10:02] Tell me how to do it.
[01:10:06] What?
[01:10:07] I don't know.
[01:10:08] There's someone behind the car.
[01:10:11] Trying to climb a tree.
[01:10:12] He's heading this way.
[01:10:13] Okay.
[01:10:14] I mean, I guess.
[01:10:15] Thanks for letting us know.
[01:10:16] Okay.
[01:10:17] I'm going to go get the car.
[01:10:18] Okay.
[01:10:19] Let us know um, okay. I mean just just sit behind the tree and pop out and like spot like with the binocular spine
[01:10:32] Okay, I'm not gonna tell you who's coming I want you to pop out and just run with the binoculars
[01:10:39] Ready?
[01:10:40] Yeah, three two one tell
[01:10:42] It's too old ladies. It's too old ladies, Tedgie.
[01:10:55] The police are gonna get caught, bro.
[01:10:57] Okay, you can come back. You can come back.
[01:11:00] The police are gonna come, bro.
[01:11:02] We have about 15 minutes of daylight left. I'll go one more time.
[01:11:05] Okay.
[01:11:07] Alright, question.
[01:11:09] They thought it was a camera wait. What happens if the cops get caught in London? Is that like dangerous?
[01:11:24] Who did you give your shirt to oh at the at the charity match
[01:11:27] So there was a group of ten girls and they were holding up a sign that said Lacey take your shirt off
[01:11:32] So I took my jersey off and I threw into the crowd for them
[01:11:35] Put it on God so I put it on God. That's what happened on my soul on everything. I love
[01:11:41] Drew come on just go bro. Why just go just go
[01:11:50] All right, I'll go one more time you want to you want to pick one or you want to you want to come on
[01:11:56] Okay, I need the phone
[01:12:01] All right, these are all the ones that it could be
[01:12:04] These are all the ones that it could be right here.
[01:12:10] I think the tourist one is right here.
[01:12:16] The tourist one?
[01:12:17] I'm gonna do the tourist one.
[01:12:18] I've got to go another front and sit there.
[01:12:20] Alright, you can look through.
[01:12:21] It's these and then down.
[01:12:23] Okay.
[01:12:24] Tourist, tourist?
[01:12:27] Yes.
[01:12:28] Convince people that ducks are government spies.
[01:12:33] But I want you to have this clipboard right here
[01:12:38] And I want you to go to be like, hey, excuse me, excuse me
[01:12:42] Please, please. I want to say something to ducks the government spies. I want you to sign my petition
[01:12:47] This keeps like I'm wanting to like get louder and louder. We're mixing tooth. Okay. Oh, so you want me to start quiet?
[01:12:54] And you know what I'm mixing? No, no, no, no, no loud and get louder and louder. Keep getting louder
[01:12:59] I'm screaming at them
[01:13:03] All right, where's the mic? You got mic? Yes. Yeah, it's for me the last one cuz it's getting dark in it's getting a little nipply out here
[01:13:11] Wait, you mean nippy? Huh? Nippy? Nippy. No nippy. Nippy. Say it a little nippy. No, it's nippy. No one says nippy. What's nippy?
[01:13:23] Oh, yeah
[01:13:33] Is he okay?
[01:13:38] Did you see me doing this?
[01:13:40] Right, I think it's just funny, I love this so much.
[01:13:46] My God, there's literally a duck right here. Sir, you see this?
[01:13:50] Alright, yep.
[01:13:51] This duck, this duck right here, you want to sign my petition?
[01:13:54] You want to sign my petition?
[01:13:56] No, yell at him.
[01:13:58] These ducks, I'm telling you, they're not real.
[01:14:03] These ducks are not real.
[01:14:05] I've been studying them decades.
[01:14:07] I've been studying these-
[01:14:07] There's government's vibes.
[01:14:09] They're government's vibes.
[01:14:10] See the way it's flapping its tail?
[01:14:11] See, look how it's running away.
[01:14:12] You see that?
[01:14:13] I'm telling you, I'm onto something here.
[01:14:15] I'm onto something.
[01:14:16] Please, please, give me your name.
[01:14:18] Give me your name, and I'll sign my petition.
[01:14:20] A decade, a decade.
[01:14:21] Please, will you sign my petition?
[01:14:22] Please.
[01:14:23] Since I was 10 years old,
[01:14:24] I've been studying these little,
[01:14:25] these little, these little slappery fuckers out here.
[01:14:28] Give me your name! I'll let me sign the petition!
[01:14:30] Give me your name, please sign the petition, please!
[01:14:32] You all sign the petition.
[01:14:34] I'm telling you these d-
[01:14:36] You're gonna find out one day I'm not crazy!
[01:14:38] I'm not crazy! These doctors are not normal!
[01:14:40] I'm telling you to find out one day!
[01:14:42] He's gonna find out!
[01:14:44] Steve, I wanna say stuff like, I suck your dick,
[01:14:46] but they're not sexual harassment, I don't like that.
[01:14:48] That's too man.
[01:14:50] I'm trying to, my brain's messed up
[01:14:52] in the sense that you're going to prison,
[01:14:54] so I don't wanna do that.
[01:14:56] Well, yeah, it's sexual assault, isn't it?
[01:15:00] Okay, um...
[01:15:02] Excuse me.
[01:15:04] I talked to you for a minute, sir.
[01:15:07] Uh...
[01:15:09] Now, scream, DOX!
[01:15:12] DOX!
[01:15:13] DOX!
[01:15:15] DOX!
[01:15:17] Um, let me-let me-let me tell you what it should be.
[01:15:20] Close your eyes.
[01:15:22] Close your eyes.
[01:15:23] The government!
[01:15:25] They put these little flappy wing fuckers all around the park.
[01:15:29] They put them all around the world.
[01:15:31] And what's in them? It's cameras in their eyes.
[01:15:33] Do you know how Queen Elizabeth died? It was ducks.
[01:15:37] You know how all these things in the world happen? Ducks.
[01:15:40] No, Queen Elizabeth. Do you know how Queen Elizabeth died?
[01:15:42] Do you know how Queen Elizabeth died?
[01:15:44] You know how she died, right? Ducks. Ducks.
[01:15:48] Do you know Donald Trump?
[01:15:51] You know Donald Trump.
[01:15:53] Look, he's Donald Duck, Donald Duck.
[01:15:57] That's when it all started, that's when it all started.
[01:16:00] Donald Duck, I'm telling you, look around the world.
[01:16:04] I bet you'll see one right now.
[01:16:05] Right there, you're seeing it.
[01:16:07] Flapping its wings, eating the grass.
[01:16:09] Why'd they eat the grass?
[01:16:10] Because it's a duck.
[01:16:11] Yeah, you saw it, Christian?
[01:16:13] What's your name?
[01:16:16] Beck.
[01:16:18] Oh, no.
[01:16:19] Oh, you know, Beck sounds a little like something else.
[01:16:22] It sounds like, duh.
[01:16:23] Yeah.
[01:16:24] So maybe you're one of them.
[01:16:28] Sign my position now.
[01:16:32] Sign my position now.
[01:16:34] Your name.
[01:16:36] Your name, social security number, and dick size.
[01:16:39] Oh, like, okay.
[01:16:40] See, that was, there's no me.
[01:16:42] I didn't say that.
[01:16:43] He did that himself.
[01:16:45] Make sure to, make sure to put the dick size on there too.
[01:16:47] That's the most important one.
[01:16:49] No, no, no, no, see the girl in the red, afterwards I want you to just run up to her and say
[01:16:58] Ducks!
[01:16:59] 6.5 centimeters?
[01:17:00] That's your distance.
[01:17:01] No, no, the girl in the red just run up to her and say Ducks.
[01:17:05] Yeah.
[01:17:06] Thank you sir.
[01:17:07] Quickly, quickly.
[01:17:08] Excuse me!
[01:17:09] Excuse me!
[01:17:10] Ducks!
[01:17:11] Ducks!
[01:17:12] Let me tell you guys about Ducks!
[01:17:16] They're destroying our economy.
[01:17:19] They're destroying the economy.
[01:17:22] Everything that we stand for, we come out here every day,
[01:17:25] we get sold on a tree and we're told by the government,
[01:17:27] oh, oh, you can live freely, oh, it's the city of freedom.
[01:17:31] No, fucking ducks.
[01:17:34] You see that little floppy wing over there?
[01:17:37] No, they won't attack you because they programmed the government.
[01:17:41] You know what it all started?
[01:17:42] Say, God of Duck, in residence, God of Tremble.
[01:17:45] Now say, the last duck I saw, his name was Ronnie Nets.
[01:17:48] The last duck I saw, you know what his name was?
[01:17:51] Ronnie Nets.
[01:17:52] No, Ronnie Nets.
[01:17:53] Ronnie Nets.
[01:17:56] Yeah, will you sign my position?
[01:18:01] What?
[01:18:03] Put an imaginary one.
[01:18:05] Put an imaginary one.
[01:18:06] Thank you sir, 12 feet, Jesus Christ.
[01:18:16] Okay, um, that guy in the white hoodie.
[01:18:19] Excuse me sir, can I tell you what I'm dreaming?
[01:18:23] No, no, no, chase it, chase it, chase it.
[01:18:25] Keep chasing.
[01:18:26] Sir.
[01:18:27] Say docks.
[01:18:28] Sir, please, there's docks, there's docks, there's docks.
[01:18:31] Okay, that's it.
[01:18:33] Um, who else?
[01:18:35] Okay, no, no, the two people sitting down.
[01:18:38] Let's go up to them, yeah, and just be like,
[01:18:41] do you know what I find crazy about the world?
[01:18:44] Ducks.
[01:18:45] Wait, you're taking pictures of me?
[01:18:47] No, bro, no, photo bomb that shit, bro.
[01:18:49] No, no, fuck me, who cares?
[01:18:51] No, bro.
[01:18:53] No, go up to them, go up to them right now.
[01:18:56] Say, fuck your picture, sign my petition, ducks.
[01:18:59] Hey, sorry to interrupt this picture.
[01:19:02] I'm so sorry.
[01:19:03] No, fuck you no.
[01:19:04] What are you guys-
[01:19:04] No, say fuck your picture.
[01:19:06] Fuck this.
[01:19:06] Fuck the picture.
[01:19:07] Ducks.
[01:19:08] Ducks.
[01:19:10] You know about ducks.
[01:19:12] You know how they go around like this.
[01:19:14] Right? The ducks.
[01:19:15] You heard about the ducks?
[01:19:17] Let me tell you about these ducks.
[01:19:18] They program by the government.
[01:19:20] The government has the ducks out here.
[01:19:22] I'm not crazy. You're laughing at me.
[01:19:23] Do I look like I'm crazy?
[01:19:24] Do I look crazy?
[01:19:25] You guys, I'm not crazy.
[01:19:26] See?
[01:19:27] These ducks are broken.
[01:19:28] They have cameras in their eyes.
[01:19:29] See, I called it the charity match.
[01:19:30] I'm not crazy.
[01:19:32] I swore in the charity match! I'm not crazy!
[01:19:37] You're not saying I'm crazy?
[01:19:38] Were you sign my petition?
[01:19:39] I'm sending this to the government.
[01:19:40] I have two names down right now.
[01:19:42] I'm sending this to the government
[01:19:43] and we're going to get rid of these ducks.
[01:19:48] They're crazy.
[01:19:50] Say, give me your name now!
[01:19:52] I want- I need to get rid of these ducks!
[01:19:56] Please, give me your name now!
[01:19:57] I need to get rid of these ducks!
[01:19:59] All right, now slam it on the floor.
[01:20:01] the clipboard and start screaming ducks ducks ducks
[01:20:06] ducks ducks ducks
[01:20:09] fucking
[01:20:11] fucking
[01:20:13] he broke it
[01:20:15] you're making a crazy face on your dead shell
[01:20:17] i'm harassing innocent people
[01:20:19] ok last one that family there
[01:20:21] say ducks ducks ducks and run away
[01:20:23] ducks ducks ducks
[01:20:25] no but you know run in front of them and say
[01:20:27] ducks ducks ducks and run away
[01:20:29] DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS
[01:20:33] What? Wait, what? What's that?
[01:20:37] Wait, what?
[01:20:41] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what was that, bro?
[01:20:45] Wait, wait, bro, what was that?
[01:20:50] What did he just give you?
[01:20:53] A pack of gum! He gave me a pack of gum!
[01:20:58] Wait, DUCKS!
[01:21:00] Wait...
[01:21:02] DUCKS!
[01:21:04] Look at his duck!
[01:21:06] Look at his duck!
[01:21:08] Come here, you little fucker!
[01:21:10] Back, back, back, back, back, back!
[01:21:12] No, it was good.
[01:21:14] What, you gave your gum and then...
[01:21:16] and then left?
[01:21:20] Wait, Dr. Pepper Guy.
[01:21:24] Wait, Gum Guy?
[01:21:28] Oh my gosh.
[01:21:35] You think you should squeal, little duck?
[01:21:38] Yeah, it's all about ducks, huh?
[01:21:40] All about ducks.
[01:21:41] Come here, duck.
[01:21:42] All right.
[01:21:43] All right.
[01:21:44] Come back.
[01:21:45] Come back.
[01:21:46] Come back.
[01:21:47] Okay.
[01:21:48] I'm mad.
[01:21:51] Okay.
[01:22:00] You made a new friend?
[01:22:02] What, where's it?
[01:22:03] Oh, it's a duck.
[01:22:06] I don't think they're catchable.
[01:22:09] Come here, buddy. Hey!
[01:22:12] Hey!
[01:22:14] Cool.
[01:22:15] What was it?
[01:22:17] Why did he just give you that?
[01:22:19] I don't know.
[01:22:21] People say he's the Doctor Pepper guy.
[01:22:23] The Doctor Pepper guy?
[01:22:25] Yeah.
[01:22:26] Why didn't he give me a Doctor Pepper?
[01:22:28] He gave me a bag of gum.
[01:22:30] We're done.
[01:22:32] Yeah.
[01:22:37] You think it's good to eat?
[01:22:39] I mean, personally I wouldn't.
[01:22:41] It's fully packaged though.
[01:22:43] Don't eat it?
[01:22:45] You think it's fully packaged?
[01:22:47] Inject it.
[01:22:49] Inject the gum or what?
[01:22:51] Fennel?
[01:22:53] Fennel.
[01:22:55] Fennel.
[01:22:57] Drew's turn.
[01:22:59] It's hit black.
[01:23:01] Come on, Drew.
[01:23:03] I already put the stuff on there.
[01:23:05] I'm not doing that.
[01:23:07] It's fine.
[01:23:09] Alright, Devin, you ready?
[01:23:11] I'm most excited for it. Wait, why? Because we're gonna go back to my Airbnb and I have a bunch of UK food to do a Mukbang
[01:23:18] But you have to tell me why it's good
[01:23:21] Okay, and walk me through how to eat it
[01:23:24] But do you actually have a bunch of yes?
[01:23:27] I asked someone from the UK
[01:23:30] What the most popular food spots were and what the most popular food combinations were and this is what I was so
[01:23:36] Stop saying of course. Yes, we're going to eat. I got
[01:23:39] um sped bros sped bros I don't know what the fuck that is no sped bros is sped
[01:23:45] spud bros oh spud bros they don't they don't deliver spud bros or greggs so we
[01:23:50] couldn't eat them that's fine wait you don't have no we need greggs maybe we
[01:23:57] pick it up we can stop it greggs do we what do we need us do we need a
[01:24:02] spud bros we don't need it but I mean they don't deliver apparently but we
[01:24:07] We got a bunch of, um, Greg's Delivers?
[01:24:10] Yeah.
[01:24:10] Hey Drew, he said Greg's Delivers.
[01:24:12] Wait, what are you using, Uber Eats?
[01:24:14] Whatever, what are they having?
[01:24:16] Deliver, Deliver Room.
[01:24:17] Whatever it is.
[01:24:18] I use Uber Eats, Uber Eats.
[01:24:21] What's that?
[01:24:22] What's that?
[01:24:23] Deliver Room?
[01:24:24] Deliver Room.
[01:24:25] Deliver Room.
[01:24:26] Deliver Room.
[01:24:27] That's something I actually don't understand.
[01:24:28] Why is everything different around here?
[01:24:30] Like what?
[01:24:31] Like, oh, we're London.
[01:24:34] We use WhatsApp instead of iMessage.
[01:24:36] deliver new instead of doordash
[01:24:41] I don't know I'm not anything in America with it weird but you guys say gas
[01:24:47] full of petrol. Huh? You say I'm gonna open up my car with gas. Yes gasoline. That's
[01:24:54] the legal terminology. Gasoline. Gasoline.
[01:24:59] What the fuck's a wanker?
[01:25:03] Oh, um, it's not that, someone who does that.
[01:25:06] He's singing laces a wanker.
[01:25:14] I mean, you said it, right?
[01:25:16] I mean, do you rank?
[01:25:18] Goode?
[01:25:20] Yeah, do you rank?
[01:25:22] Do I spank my chicken?
[01:25:24] Yeah.
[01:25:26] Honestly, not much.
[01:25:28] I have a girlfriend.
[01:25:30] Yeah, but when was the last time?
[01:25:32] Last time I spanked my own knee?
[01:25:34] Yeah.
[01:25:35] Gonna have to be probably,
[01:25:37] probably early last month when I was traveling.
[01:25:40] Oh, see, say that you are a wanker.
[01:25:42] No, no, no, only when I'm like away from my girlfriend.
[01:25:45] Maybe I'll get a little shower jerking.
[01:25:47] Wait, you jerking the cello?
[01:25:49] Yes.
[01:25:50] That's weird.
[01:25:51] How is that weird?
[01:25:52] I said that's weird.
[01:25:53] How is that weird?
[01:25:54] That's weird.
[01:25:55] That's weird.
[01:25:56] That's weird, that's weird, that's weird.
[01:25:58] A shower truck's right there.
[01:26:00] You just say that's weird.
[01:26:04] Is Greg's a burger place?
[01:26:06] No, no, no. Wait, what is Greg's a burger place?
[01:26:08] It's a pastry place.
[01:26:10] Pastry place?
[01:26:12] I thought you were going to be a pastry place.
[01:26:14] We what?
[01:26:16] It's my dad's. Do you want a phone to reach out?
[01:26:18] I'm...
[01:26:20] Yeah, why not? Hello, chat.
[01:26:22] Because I'm going to be honest, when I went to Greg's, I had the worst experience possible.
[01:26:25] Really? Oh yeah, you went with Max Kedav.
[01:26:28] Yeah, and you got me...
[01:26:29] But no one hangs out with Max Kedav.
[01:26:33] Why?
[01:26:34] I mean, is your intro eating experience?
[01:26:37] It's part of it.
[01:26:39] He got me Thai chili chips, dipped it in mayonnaise, made me scream, I'm that nuns, and then
[01:26:44] eat it.
[01:26:45] I mean, you told me, is that a good experience?
[01:26:47] No.
[01:26:48] You didn't know what a nuns was?
[01:26:49] So Greg's actually a popular place that people like out here?
[01:26:52] It's alright.
[01:26:53] It's alright.
[01:26:54] Yeah, Greg's okay.
[01:26:55] If you ask me then, um, I home cook, so...
[01:26:59] You cook?
[01:27:00] Yeah.
[01:27:01] What?
[01:27:02] We should have cooked something.
[01:27:04] Yeah, I cook.
[01:27:05] What do you cook?
[01:27:06] Um, my Nigerian things.
[01:27:09] No, you don't!
[01:27:10] Yeah, no, no, I'm not a Nigerian.
[01:27:13] Oh, you don't cook Nigerian?
[01:27:14] No, no, no.
[01:27:15] What do you say?
[01:27:17] I should have, no, I should have cooked for guys, well.
[01:27:21] He cooks microwave-ready meals.
[01:27:23] No, I get like Jollof Rice, Abba, Agussi, all of that, but you don't know that, HD.
[01:27:28] No, no, no, I'm not, you're not going to troll me.
[01:27:30] I guess you have a food that you could call an El Pussy.
[01:27:33] No, Agussi, not El Pussy, Agussi.
[01:27:38] Agussi?
[01:27:39] Yeah.
[01:27:40] Sounds like some shit I wish my girlfriend here didn't say.
[01:27:43] You just snort.
[01:27:45] Agussi?
[01:27:47] Is it good?
[01:27:48] This is your chat phone.
[01:27:49] Oh, I thought you could take it back if you want.
[01:27:52] No, no, I won't. I'll take it. Okay. Let's go to Gregg's. Let's go to Gregg's. Okay. Let's go
[01:27:59] We catch a cab or catch a cab. Yeah, that's what I've been doing around here
[01:28:04] 15 minutes of walking
[01:28:18] 15 minutes of walking
[01:28:20] Right normally I would love to walk but the problem is
[01:28:34] People waiting the whole time pressing a picture
[01:28:36] Do we get some more?
[01:28:38] No.
[01:28:40] No.
[01:28:42] Ah!
[01:28:44] A group picture.
[01:28:46] Yeah.
[01:28:48] A group picture.
[01:28:50] Stream pic.
[01:28:52] So they all get it.
[01:28:54] A group picture.
[01:28:56] Yeah.
[01:28:58] A group picture.
[01:29:00] A group picture.
[01:29:02] We're here for LA, baby.
[01:29:04] Are you from LA?
[01:29:06] Yes, sir.
[01:29:08] We asked you a question.
[01:29:10] Who's the king of LA?
[01:29:12] Who's the king of LA?
[01:29:14] Which one are you two by?
[01:29:16] You?
[01:29:18] Hey, we want to get rid of them.
[01:29:20] Get rid of them.
[01:29:22] Get rid of them, please.
[01:29:24] I need them first of here.
[01:29:26] Here it goes.
[01:29:28] I need guys like these.
[01:29:30] Thank you, bro.
[01:29:32] What are we doing?
[01:29:34] Right.
[01:29:36] Some of this stuff.
[01:29:38] What is this?
[01:29:40] It's a tripod and portable.
[01:29:42] Walk into gray.
[01:29:44] No, no, no, no.
[01:29:46] It's a tripod and portable.
[01:29:48] What is this?
[01:29:50] It's a tripod and portable.
[01:29:52] You just ran for like 60 minutes.
[01:29:59] You played 12.
[01:30:01] You played 12?
[01:30:02] Yeah.
[01:30:03] I did 60.
[01:30:04] You played 60 minutes?
[01:30:05] Yeah, I got 60 minutes.
[01:30:07] Why do you think I only got 12 minutes, to be honest?
[01:30:10] I wasn't even tired.
[01:30:11] How many times did you touch the goal?
[01:30:13] Four.
[01:30:14] No, no, no, beat four.
[01:30:15] I had four touches in 12 minutes.
[01:30:18] And one of them was a defensive play that stopped the goal,
[01:30:21] And it was a pass which led to Marlins goal.
[01:30:23] What was your what was your rating?
[01:30:25] 6.2.
[01:30:28] Is that good?
[01:30:29] I got a 3.7.
[01:30:32] You got a 3.7 rating?
[01:30:33] Yeah.
[01:30:34] See, I actually got more time out there.
[01:30:37] I wasn't even playing bad.
[01:30:38] I think you know, honestly, yeah,
[01:30:41] the next one they get to give right, the people who are the worst,
[01:30:44] more time to play.
[01:30:46] Well, that's going to be a problem because the next one I'm off going to be worse.
[01:30:48] Oh.
[01:30:49] I'm training hard.
[01:30:49] I'm training for goalie next year.
[01:30:51] Oh, you wouldn't be a goalkeeper next year. Yeah, that's my goal
[01:30:54] Like if I had one goal to set right now for next year is to be invited back as a goalkeeper
[01:31:01] Yeah, that's what's like I really want I really think I could be the best goalkeeper the charity matches ever seen
[01:31:07] Yes
[01:31:21] I got you, bro.
[01:31:23] I appreciate you.
[01:31:25] Thank you.
[01:31:27] Free clothes never match out at all.
[01:31:29] Thank you, bro.
[01:31:31] Wait, did you get my size?
[01:31:33] Did you get my size?
[01:31:35] I got WC.
[01:31:37] This guy's tough.
[01:31:39] This guy's tough.
[01:31:41] You're too nice, though.
[01:31:43] I got you, bro.
[01:31:45] I got you, bro.
[01:31:47] Thank you.
[01:31:49] There's not a bomb in there.
[01:31:54] Ah, you have to...
[01:32:05] It's a very interesting place, so they just...
[01:32:09] Look at my new head, bro.
[01:32:12] Right up on you.
[01:32:14] I'm a bit lucky I ran over here.
[01:32:23] That was funny dude, that was funny dude.
[01:32:25] Wait, calm down.
[01:32:26] That's my girlfriend's name.
[01:32:28] They just searched up my girlfriend's name to tell me what it was on the street.
[01:32:33] It's very weird.
[01:32:34] Yes.
[01:32:37] That's so weird.
[01:32:39] Huh?
[01:32:39] You're the ant-pods.
[01:32:40] Yeah.
[01:32:41] So they just gather over there in protest and like talk about like, uh...
[01:32:46] Yes, that's things that's happening in like the world.
[01:32:49] But is there a lot of trauma that happens in London?
[01:32:51] Or in the UK?
[01:32:53] I mean, no, they just, they took out everything.
[01:32:55] Everything.
[01:32:57] So, yeah.
[01:33:00] This way though.
[01:33:02] But do people in here care about like, what happens in the US?
[01:33:07] Yes, weirdly enough, right. Fair enough. Right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I feel like we shouldn't
[01:33:20] care, but we do care. I live in the US, and I don't even care. That's probably a problem
[01:33:25] You guys during the U.S.
[01:33:27] I think that's why we actually does
[01:33:31] the effects of a bunch of fucking assholes.
[01:33:34] Nice, bro.
[01:33:50] I'm gonna kick out of the back tire.
[01:33:55] I want to say film the fuck.
[01:34:05] There's two guys on the bike.
[01:34:08] What'd they say?
[01:34:09] No, Nathan was saying like, it's a bit weird to be caught in the back, but I've never
[01:34:13] sit behind a mountain.
[01:34:15] Sit on a mountain.
[01:34:16] Yeah.
[01:34:17] I would nab you.
[01:34:18] No, bro, you'll never catch me on a bike with another dude.
[01:34:21] Look, look, look, look.
[01:34:22] Sit down.
[01:34:23] Stop.
[01:34:30] So in the UK, we say that's a Y.
[01:34:34] What?
[01:34:34] That's a Y.
[01:34:35] And your Y.
[01:34:36] If you're moving a bit, that's me.
[01:34:38] We say that's a Y.
[01:34:39] Oh, what a Y.
[01:34:40] What a Y.
[01:34:41] Bunch of lies.
[01:34:51] You're just turning around.
[01:34:55] It's a little shit.
[01:34:58] You're a Y.
[01:34:59] Wait, how do you spell it?
[01:35:00] Wait, how do you, it's just Y, isn't it?
[01:35:04] Like the letter?
[01:35:05] Yeah, because it's not Y for that.
[01:35:07] You're a Y.
[01:35:08] Now, why are you doing that?
[01:35:09] Oh, Y, okay.
[01:35:10] That's Y.
[01:35:11] Y.
[01:35:12] What a Y.
[01:35:13] Yo, Chess, I'll cause me a Y.
[01:35:15] Huh, wait, London's kinda nice in this area.
[01:35:25] Huh?
[01:35:26] It's so nice.
[01:35:27] You know what, I don't do anything with security.
[01:35:28] Well, you honestly should.
[01:35:29] Like ever.
[01:35:30] You should.
[01:35:31] Then you can do more.
[01:35:32] I don't know.
[01:35:33] I don't know.
[01:35:34] I don't know.
[01:35:35] I don't know.
[01:35:36] I don't know.
[01:35:37] I don't know.
[01:35:38] I don't know.
[01:35:39] I don't know.
[01:35:40] I don't know.
[01:35:41] I don't know.
[01:35:42] I don't know.
[01:35:43] I don't know.
[01:35:44] You know what I mean, because then you have that security, you know what I mean?
[01:35:52] Oh, oh, that's for you, Deji.
[01:35:56] You didn't see what you did?
[01:35:57] What you did?
[01:35:58] She made a heart for you.
[01:35:59] No, that was for you, my brother.
[01:36:01] No, that was for you.
[01:36:05] Yeah?
[01:36:08] Look, she's freaking out over you, dude.
[01:36:11] I'm not sleeping on my own.
[01:36:13] I'm trying to pick up the truck.
[01:36:15] Did you hear it?
[01:36:15] No, I didn't hear it.
[01:36:17] Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.
[01:36:19] I'm not sleeping on my own.
[01:36:20] That's for me, OK?
[01:36:21] Yeah, but I told you to sleep on my own.
[01:36:23] He said, like, I want to, like,
[01:36:24] an opportunity to sleep on my own.
[01:36:25] Yeah, but it's very, very quick.
[01:36:26] I'm sorry.
[01:36:29] I'm going to sleep on my own.
[01:36:30] I'm going to sleep on my own.
[01:36:31] I'm going to sleep on my own.
[01:36:32] Right here, these two guys.
[01:36:33] Doxy, doxy, doxy, doxy, doxy!
[01:36:36] What?
[01:36:38] What?
[01:36:41] You're not attacking here.
[01:36:43] Yeah, you're not attacking here.
[01:36:45] See that, I get men.
[01:36:47] See that?
[01:36:49] Austin here?
[01:36:55] I'll bump Rex.
[01:36:57] You see that? I get men. You get those.
[01:37:03] No, no, no. Did you see what the group of girls had at the bash yesterday?
[01:37:07] Wait.
[01:37:09] a group of...
[01:37:14] Fart bro, I'm sorry!
[01:37:17] Hey, little kid, look so excited!
[01:37:20] Wait, what did you say?
[01:37:22] So there was a group of girls, you know what we made our rounds at the end?
[01:37:25] Yeah?
[01:37:26] There were girls, they were all like,
[01:37:28] and I said, Lacey, take your shirt off.
[01:37:31] There you go.
[01:37:32] I
[01:37:35] Feel like a
[01:37:38] Very likely the 2000s, but you need to know the age. No, no, I
[01:37:44] Know I do
[01:37:48] Mean I I'm just there was holding up a poster nice through the jersey
[01:37:56] What are you shrugging for like
[01:38:02] Oh wait, I've got my hand on it, so...
[01:38:07] How do I get into the office?
[01:38:11] Uh, wait...
[01:38:15] What?
[01:38:16] Uh, it's super late.
[01:38:18] It's fully empty.
[01:38:20] Uh, no it's not.
[01:38:22] We're following down my trolley.
[01:38:24] Wait, unless I'm super delayed.
[01:38:26] I'm not going to ask you open the door.
[01:38:28] Oh, fuck.
[01:38:30] I swear I just saw it. It was like a little button on the side
[01:38:36] Fun is this I don't know it's like a hundred dollars Samsung. Oh
[01:38:42] We are good we're back
[01:38:45] Would you ever stream? No, why I can't
[01:38:50] Like it's too stressful
[01:38:53] Why I was actually
[01:38:55] count quality earths true thoughts yeah if anything's wrong it's just my fault
[01:39:03] save Jason wait what's wrong with Jason oh if I'm correct I think he's fighting
[01:39:11] JJ oh he's boxing oh shit he's fighting oh no
[01:39:21] Is that better, Chet?
[01:39:24] KSI dogged him?
[01:39:27] Wait, oh what?
[01:39:29] Oh, did they already fight?
[01:39:30] I think they already boxed.
[01:39:32] He got knocked out?
[01:39:34] That's Cap, there's no way.
[01:39:36] Wait, he didn't until obviously he hit me with a bullet.
[01:39:38] No, who A.G. Singh got knocked out?
[01:39:41] Your Cap, man.
[01:39:46] Yo!
[01:39:48] Oh!
[01:39:50] Oh man wait
[01:39:54] Wait, because you any footage it Chad is there any clip or any footage he went 10 rounds
[01:40:05] Wait, so JJ let it go to 10 rounds. I said that's a bit embarrassing. Oh my he was wearing headgear. Wait, they're saying there's a clip
[01:40:20] Wait, go back, go back.
[01:40:27] Where is that punch?
[01:40:30] Oh my god!
[01:40:36] It's fucked up.
[01:40:41] Five seconds, five seconds, five seconds, five seconds.
[01:40:46] I'm about to hit a ground.
[01:40:49] Oh my gosh, how was JJ letting him land?
[01:40:53] Jason, you didn't pull me!
[01:40:55] Yo, JJ's not even trying!
[01:41:00] And this guy wants to box me.
[01:41:02] He wants to box you?
[01:41:03] Yes.
[01:41:04] Wait, are you a better fighter than JJ?
[01:41:05] Yes.
[01:41:07] So if you and JJ got in the ring, you beat him?
[01:41:09] Yeah.
[01:41:10] If our weights were the exact same, then yes.
[01:41:13] 100%
[01:41:14] Would he say the same?
[01:41:15] yes so you're really like that I'm him the whole chest in cap but he actually
[01:41:25] kept their laughing and he made your trolling wait wait let me face let me
[01:41:31] cool down you've been boxing for what 10 years
[01:41:36] Yeah.
[01:41:40] Yasha box.
[01:41:42] That would be, oh my God, I would be crazy.
[01:41:45] I would pay to watch that.
[01:41:48] So face on the move.
[01:41:49] Yeah, ask, I wanna hear what you say.
[01:41:50] I
[01:42:04] Excuse me
[01:42:09] Wide-speed call
[01:42:12] Did he has great technique I
[01:42:15] Want to see you box
[01:42:17] When's the last time you balked seriously?
[01:42:19] Uh, maybe like...
[01:42:21] So I do it for practice, like for training.
[01:42:23] Like, whatever, like just for like, for working out.
[01:42:25] I feel like you still got it.
[01:42:29] We're still picking up.
[01:42:30] Should I try?
[01:42:31] Alright, okay, yeah. If you try. If Gigi picks up, I'll...
[01:42:34] I'll be so pissed.
[01:42:43] Please.
[01:42:47] I got a look good for him when he picks up now who do you think he calls back first
[01:42:55] me ask to be one of you doesn't call you there was back um you had to get into either
[01:43:10] he destroyed when you fought Marlene yeah you beat him yeah I reached out the way because
[01:43:16] I was bleeding
[01:43:19] You beat Marlin. Yeah
[01:43:22] Like the Marlin I know like six five. Yes beautiful smile and nice skin. Yes, like Demi god Marlin. Yes
[01:43:34] He beat Mayweather I
[01:43:37] Gave him a black eye. Yes, you fought Floyd Mayweather. Yes, I'm getting trolled. I'm being the best. I'm getting trolled
[01:43:46] What?
[01:43:48] Cap!
[01:43:52] Teji Mayweather.
[01:43:56] Oh my god, you did!
[01:43:59] Yes, bro!
[01:43:59] I thought you were trolling!
[01:44:00] No, I'm being for real!
[01:44:03] Wait, what?
[01:44:09] No, you did not.
[01:44:11] So you're telling you wet how many how many rounds it eight five six rounds you went six rounds of play my mother
[01:44:41] Like I actually did not know that I did not know that no, so I'm holy fuck. Yeah, what?
[01:44:47] We
[01:44:51] We that's insane
[01:44:53] This whole time I thought you were like I thought you were like trolling. No, I'd beat the shit out of Marlin
[01:44:58] Yeah, that in my head just didn't make sense. I can't picture anybody being shot at Marlin
[01:45:02] Yeah, honestly, cuz I knew my range of him. So I knew what I could step where I couldn't so
[01:45:08] So yeah, this is proving himself, I don't know.
[01:45:10] You probably didn't know he's top five too.
[01:45:14] Oh, so yeah, people say I'm top five black man
[01:45:17] the whole time.
[01:45:18] I agree with that.
[01:45:19] So I agree with that.
[01:45:22] I actually do agree with that.
[01:45:23] I think you definitely are.
[01:45:25] Yeah, you'd be in my top five.
[01:45:28] Top five for a reason.
[01:45:31] Yeah, just.
[01:45:32] I'll cut please.
[01:45:34] True that.
[01:45:35] Wait, so, okay, be honest.
[01:45:36] You had a hundred percent how long my last with you during a minute
[01:45:41] Before you knock me out. I wouldn't I want to go through your face. I love your body
[01:45:44] And what would they do like break? Yeah, I'll just break you apart like break my ribs
[01:45:49] No, not why I mean more for your liver your kidneys
[01:45:51] Oh, that's why I'm glad they tap out or what?
[01:45:54] You'll go down if you get a proper head to the kidney of the liver you're going down
[01:46:00] That's why I would do I wouldn't I wouldn't aim for your face
[01:46:06] Jesus, list your top five black people?
[01:46:11] Hey Lacey, Lacey, keep the bag.
[01:46:13] Please.
[01:46:23] Come on, Dads, I didn't know you dad.
[01:46:25] Probably what?
[01:46:27] I'm like...
[01:46:29] Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
[01:46:31] Nice to meet you.
[01:46:33] Nice to meet you.
[01:46:35] Nice to meet you.
[01:46:37] Where's the brakes?
[01:46:39] Where's the brakes?
[01:46:41] Oh, okay.
[01:46:47] Holy shit!
[01:46:49] Yeah!
[01:46:51] I thought you were trolling.
[01:46:53] Like, when Jason said he was going to box you, I thought it was a troll.
[01:46:55] No, no, he actually was fighting.
[01:46:57] But you'd kill him.
[01:46:59] That's what I'm gonna say like actually a ksi dog if your brother's dog on him and you're like an actual like fighter fighters
[01:47:07] Like you will murder Jason
[01:47:09] So he wants me to go he said go 100%
[01:47:12] Let me tell me go 50% then he wants to go 25%
[01:47:16] so
[01:47:17] Yeah, you're amazed. I am amazed. I'm not gonna lie
[01:47:22] Wait, I'm actually
[01:47:24] Very well you have it.
[01:47:28] Greggs, oh my gosh, it's Greggs here.
[01:47:32] Holy shit, it's Greggs.
[01:47:36] So, the main thing you get at Greggs is a sausage roll.
[01:47:40] A sausage roll?
[01:47:41] The one thing you didn't get when you came here.
[01:47:43] I gotta cheese it on you.
[01:47:44] Yeah, no, get a sausage roll. That's what you want.
[01:47:46] Okay, hold on, I gotta make, we gotta fix this bag situation here.
[01:47:50] I asked if they had bags.
[01:47:52] They only need like the portables and the tripods.
[01:47:55] Yeah.
[01:47:59] But you have one of the tripods.
[01:48:01] Yeah. I think there's only one portable there.
[01:48:04] So this I'll eat it.
[01:48:05] Double check?
[01:48:08] Do he beat you on Mayweather?
[01:48:11] Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:48:15] Okay we'll throw that away in the trash.
[01:48:17] Alright.
[01:48:18] Oh my god, a Capri Sun?
[01:48:23] Yeah, it's rare.
[01:48:28] What do you think this had Capri Suns in here?
[01:48:31] They see everything wrong.
[01:48:33] What?
[01:48:34] Capri Sun.
[01:48:35] What?
[01:48:36] Cat's that Capri Sun.
[01:48:38] Capri Sun.
[01:48:39] Capri Sun.
[01:48:40] Capri Sun.
[01:48:41] Capri Sun.
[01:48:42] You're right.
[01:48:43] Okay, what do you say Capri Corn?
[01:48:44] Huh?
[01:48:45] Do you say Capri Corn or Capricorn?
[01:48:46] Capricorn.
[01:48:47] Thank you. So then Capricorn.
[01:48:48] No, I say Capricorn.
[01:48:50] Okay, okay, Capricorn.
[01:48:52] Yes, that's why it's in one word.
[01:48:53] Capricorn, Capri Sun.
[01:48:56] Capri Sun.
[01:48:58] Capri Sun.
[01:48:59] Capri Sun.
[01:49:01] I think it means...
[01:49:02] I was all right. In those occasions, say Cap...
[01:49:04] Capricorn.
[01:49:05] No, Capricorn.
[01:49:06] It's not Capricorn, it's in one word.
[01:49:08] No, say Capricorn.
[01:49:09] I'm not saying...
[01:49:10] No, but then you have to say Capricorn.
[01:49:12] Capricorn, Cap...
[01:49:13] Fine, I'm...
[01:49:14] You get more...
[01:49:15] I'll praise you.
[01:49:17] Do you guys say things weird here?
[01:49:18] No, you say things weird.
[01:49:20] What are other things that...
[01:49:21] Sha, what are other things that people in London say weird?
[01:49:25] There's things I've been hearing.
[01:49:27] What's it called?
[01:49:28] Yeah, I know it's not.
[01:49:29] Marlon.
[01:49:30] Marlon.
[01:49:32] I already announced it's called Marlon.
[01:49:34] No, I said Marlon.
[01:49:36] Marlon.
[01:49:36] Marlon.
[01:49:37] Okay, that's normal.
[01:49:39] Uh...
[01:49:40] Tomato.
[01:49:41] Aluminum.
[01:49:42] Aluminium.
[01:49:44] You're throwing it.
[01:49:44] Aluminium.
[01:49:45] But I'll do not say aluminium.
[01:49:47] Aluminium.
[01:49:48] It's aluminum.
[01:49:49] Aluminium.
[01:49:50] Aluminium.
[01:49:51] Aluminium.
[01:49:52] Such an aluminum.
[01:49:53] You just get rid of the eye.
[01:49:54] Yeah, like, oh, I need to pack my lunch and get some aluminum.
[01:49:59] Aluminium.
[01:50:00] Aluminium.
[01:50:01] Aluminium.
[01:50:02] Oh, yeah.
[01:50:03] For sure.
[01:50:04] Schedule.
[01:50:05] What's the schedule?
[01:50:36] had porridge it's like oatmeal or what yeah it's like a soggy yeah we're trying
[01:50:42] you can't do this I'll throw it on there okay this this and then I'm gonna let
[01:50:48] you just take whatever because I don't really know all right you get four
[01:50:53] Four sausage rolls please. Wait, do you want to take some rolls?
[01:50:56] No, I'll be there.
[01:50:57] I'll be there.
[01:50:58] I'll be there.
[01:50:59] Okay, alright, sorry.
[01:51:00] Do you want to have some sausage rolls?
[01:51:03] I'll be there.
[01:51:04] I'll be there.
[01:51:05] Okay, cool. Three sausage rolls. One chicken roll.
[01:51:09] Two donuts for my man right here. Yeah, I feel like you need it anyway.
[01:51:15] He's getting us yourself.
[01:51:18] and lots to use and one to be too
[01:51:22] is this like London 7-11?
[01:51:26] no no no no no oh sorry and these two
[01:51:30] the Capri Sun the Capri Sun
[01:51:34] the Capri Sun and the Portage as well? yes sir
[01:51:38] the Capri Sun
[01:51:42] that's it isn't it?
[01:51:46] No, no, no. We'll pay him first. We're good.
[01:51:48] Oh yeah, no, no, no.
[01:51:52] Thank you.
[01:51:55] Do you guys have any aluminum back there?
[01:52:00] Do you guys have any aluminum back there?
[01:52:04] It's not how you say it.
[01:52:06] No, aluminum.
[01:52:08] It's not aluminum.
[01:52:09] So I spell it. Spell aluminum.
[01:52:13] Spell aluminum?
[01:52:14] Spell Aluminum?
[01:52:16] Yeah, it was, yeah.
[01:52:17] Okay.
[01:52:17] A-L-U-M
[01:52:20] Yeah.
[01:52:21] I-N-U-M
[01:52:24] No.
[01:52:24] Aluminum.
[01:52:25] No.
[01:52:25] Aluminum.
[01:52:26] No.
[01:52:44] you
[01:53:14] you
[01:53:44] you
[01:54:14] you
[01:54:44] you
[01:55:14] You suck this shit?
[01:55:21] Yeah you suck it.
[01:55:24] Right, why, why you do it in your son?
[01:55:27] You see the way that sucked the thing?
[01:55:32] Suck the king.
[01:55:34] Yeah, why are you sucking the thing like that?
[01:55:39] Suck the king.
[01:55:41] Yeah, why are you sucking the king like that?
[01:55:45] Yo, this better miss as I had a Capri sign.
[01:55:48] Capri sign?
[01:55:49] Oh my god, I'm gonna freak out.
[01:55:52] Well, you have both of them, right?
[01:55:54] Ooh.
[01:56:00] Yeah, do it real quick, real quick.
[01:56:04] We're not one of us.
[01:56:06] Sorry, bro.
[01:56:37] I love that.
[01:56:58] Is it over?
[01:56:59] I'm gonna start.
[01:57:00] I'm gonna bring this lingo.
[01:57:01] Here's my question.
[01:57:02] I have.
[01:57:03] I want to start.
[01:57:04] I want to put a Nando's in Los Angeles.
[01:57:05] Okay.
[01:57:06] Nando's isn't from the UK.
[01:57:07] What?
[01:57:09] It's from South Africa.
[01:57:12] It's South Africa.
[01:57:14] It's from South Africa.
[01:57:17] No, it's from South Africa.
[01:57:18] Who told you that?
[01:57:20] Nando.
[01:57:21] It's Portuguese, but it's South Africa.
[01:57:23] It's the Portuguese person who started it in South Africa.
[01:57:26] Yeah.
[01:57:27] Wait, is that a black cab we can take?
[01:57:28] Yeah.
[01:57:29] So it's not from the UK.
[01:57:32] I want to put one in LA.
[01:57:35] Okay, but then you can have the talk to them.
[01:57:38] You can't make, you can't be like,
[01:57:39] oh, and they make Hernandez, same everything.
[01:57:42] I just put a, oh, no, no.
[01:57:44] Oh, God, wait.
[01:57:45] Well, why not?
[01:57:46] Oh, no, wait.
[01:57:47] No, I'm for the whole people's sake.
[01:57:49] Um, I mean, because that's just a lawsuit,
[01:57:53] like, just waiting for you.
[01:57:55] I mean, you can try it.
[01:57:56] But people in the US, they own shit-fil-a-es?
[01:57:59] Um,
[01:58:01] you're saying?
[01:58:02] Oh, I'm sorry.
[01:58:04] sorry okay so they did grind up in front of us okay I thought I thought I was stupid but I was good
[01:58:09] one second what's wrong?
[01:58:11] oh yeah
[01:58:17] this is good
[01:58:18] you enjoying it?
[01:58:19] I've enjoyed this a lot
[01:58:20] yeah so you suckin' that
[01:58:21] in the US they're only half of this
[01:58:24] really? yeah
[01:58:25] you love suckin' that
[01:58:26] why are you suckin' it like so
[01:58:28] it's tentative
[01:58:29] and they come with like a little yellow straw
[01:58:31] yeah look we have that here too
[01:58:33] No, no, I'm sorry, no, that's a lie, be used to it, be out of paper for a while.
[01:58:36] Keeper? Oh, I think it's all sobbing in your mouth, I hate that shit.
[01:58:49] Bro, snagging, you're moving man.
[01:58:51] Man, you're leeching.
[01:58:52] I am, bro.
[01:58:53] Yeah, bro, you're musking.
[01:58:54] I'm musking.
[01:58:55] I'm musking.
[01:58:56] I'm musking.
[01:58:57] I'm musking.
[01:58:58] I'm musking.
[01:58:59] I'm musking.
[01:59:00] I'm musking.
[01:59:01] I'm musking.
[01:59:02] Yeah, I move Y.
[01:59:04] You don't move Y.
[01:59:05] Y!
[01:59:12] Oh, those stars in the floor!
[01:59:14] Look at that!
[01:59:22] I've never seen stars in a floor.
[01:59:28] They shouldn't be too far.
[01:59:32] Why for that? Yeah, it's glitter. He's a wife of that. Yeah, why for that?
[01:59:38] Yeah, why are you guys eating some more? This is so cool. You've got to teach me some more
[01:59:43] These things ever like so obviously why for that if someone's moving man, okay
[01:59:51] Moving moving gay
[01:59:53] I mean, I guess you can it does make sense if someone's moving if you're straight and then someone's moving gates
[01:59:59] Which is moving a bit I gotta ask they're saying something they're saying fake taxi
[02:00:02] Um, so yeah, fake taxi is the dual colour that I originally lived from Black Cabs, yeah?
[02:00:09] What does that mean?
[02:00:10] Do you know what fake taxi is?
[02:00:11] No.
[02:00:12] Oh, so, uh, do I, do I, okay, cool.
[02:00:16] So, um, people fucking taxis.
[02:00:19] That's, that's what fake taxi is.
[02:00:21] What?
[02:00:22] Yeah, that's what it is.
[02:00:23] So these are fake taxis.
[02:00:24] So the taxi driver's not an actual taxi driver.
[02:00:26] And then he just ends up fucking the girl there.
[02:00:28] But consensuals, keep in mind consensuals.
[02:00:30] Like for a porno.
[02:00:32] Yes.
[02:00:35] Fake taxi classic, we grew up on that shit.
[02:00:39] I mean, I didn't.
[02:00:41] Wait, it's a real thing.
[02:00:42] No, so sometimes you get a black tie
[02:00:44] and you get a taxi and you get fucked.
[02:00:47] Is that how it works?
[02:00:51] Is that how it works?
[02:00:55] I guess it's not how it works.
[02:00:57] It's time, boy.
[02:01:02] You call a black cat, you get a taxi, and you turn it around.
[02:01:07] You pick the wrong one before you know you're gonna fucking get back in a taxi.
[02:01:11] No, it's like a scripted.
[02:01:13] Oh.
[02:01:14] Yeah, a scripted, a scripted.
[02:01:17] I thought it was real. That should be a cool asset as you know. That would be a great fucking invention.
[02:01:31] I mean, why did he bring it to the UK? I went to the US.
[02:01:34] A taxi?
[02:01:35] Yeah.
[02:01:36] It's like, get a ride or get fucked.
[02:01:38] He's a 50-50 day stroll every time.
[02:01:42] But you're aware of the day stroll so if you do it you see you know what you're signing up for.
[02:01:46] Yeah
[02:01:48] Yeah, the doors they just look, you know, fuck!
[02:01:52] No!
[02:01:54] Oh, that's so crazy.
[02:01:58] It stuck to my lip.
[02:02:00] It's pulled off.
[02:02:02] Wait, how far is it?
[02:02:04] I'm trying to see.
[02:02:06] I don't think it's...
[02:02:08] What's your ETA?
[02:02:10] What's your ETA? You know that song?
[02:02:12] Eight minutes.
[02:02:14] 8 minutes.
[02:02:18] Okay.
[02:02:20] I keep- see three more?
[02:02:22] Um, okay.
[02:02:24] Moving mad.
[02:02:26] Malik helped me, man.
[02:02:28] What's that mean? Huh?
[02:02:30] Malik helped me, man.
[02:02:32] His name is Malik.
[02:02:34] Um...
[02:02:36] I'm sorry, that's crazy.
[02:02:38] Yeah, you can't just say it, isn't it?
[02:02:40] Someone told me one the other day.
[02:02:44] Oh
[02:02:50] This is the sticky one still sticky one. Yeah, I say that I say sticky ones still it's still
[02:02:57] You have to add still. Yes, sir. I still to that
[02:03:00] What is still dude? You just add it to the end of things. Oh, just yes, even all these women mad still
[02:03:08] Fuck with that
[02:03:10] I'll be like, I'll be like, okay, I'm from the English scenario.
[02:03:13] Like, damn, this food is mad good still.
[02:03:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:03:20] Oh, I'm tired still.
[02:03:23] Yeah, I swear you're using it correctly.
[02:03:25] Okay, so what does it like mean?
[02:03:28] It just adds more emphasis to what you're saying.
[02:03:31] I'm tired still.
[02:03:32] Mm, no, I'm tired still.
[02:03:34] Oh, but you say it with a little bit different
[02:03:35] of emphasis.
[02:03:36] Yeah.
[02:03:37] I'm tired still.
[02:03:39] Oh, these girls are moving mad still.
[02:03:42] These girls are moving mad still.
[02:03:45] Yeah.
[02:03:46] And it's a bit of a tough one, isn't it?
[02:03:49] Yeah, but the way you're saying it is like you're ending the sentence with it.
[02:03:52] It's supposed to be like it's full stop and then still.
[02:03:54] Yeah.
[02:03:55] Ah, this dude's gay still.
[02:03:57] I can't get the emphasis right.
[02:04:01] And depending on what the sentence you're saying depends on how you change the still.
[02:04:05] Yeah.
[02:04:06] He's moving gay still.
[02:04:07] Yeah.
[02:04:08] British shit? Yes, that's what I like. I want to move here now. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't.
[02:04:15] Let's go to the chicken shop. What? Go to a chicken shop on your own.
[02:04:19] Let's see what happens. In the middle of the night?
[02:04:22] Right after a football game.
[02:04:25] So why did the Mendem just camp out of the chicken shops?
[02:04:28] Because they knew where you were. You just came, because Marlon just finished a football game.
[02:04:36] at the Emirates, North London.
[02:04:38] So they're going to know where he is.
[02:04:40] They're just going to scout around.
[02:04:44] So they're not just like in chicken shops just chilling there, waiting.
[02:04:47] But, and all the time, my chicken shops, that's where like people just go anyway just to hang out.
[02:04:52] So they see like Marlon at a chicken shop, they be like, oh cool.
[02:04:55] I see Marlon with his girl at a chicken shop, that's harassing.
[02:04:58] We chill at the chicken shops.
[02:04:59] We get a few views on TikTok.
[02:05:00] Yeah.
[02:05:01] Because that's how people think.
[02:05:03] well that's how that's how that's how weird those things yeah wet people wet
[02:05:08] people yeah wet that's awesome it's a wet answer so it's like another way of saying
[02:05:14] what is that moist like it's almost like a winner what yeah you're so wet
[02:05:21] but oh you're so weird brother if I in the US walked up to a group of girls and
[02:05:25] like y'all are so wet they're calling a cop now you can't say that in the
[02:05:31] U.S. Yeah, but in the U.K. it just means like you're with, or you can say moist. That's a bad one.
[02:05:38] That's even, if I walked into a group of girls in the U.S. and said, nah, you guys are so moist.
[02:05:43] You know what the fuck would happen? Like, bro, there's things that y'all say here you cannot say in the U.S.
[02:05:52] You'll be looked at like a pervert. Moist?
[02:05:56] But no one says wasted it will they do that it's a wet
[02:06:01] Your wet as hell you're mad wet. No, you're wet wet still
[02:06:06] No, you know you have to say oh you're wet still your wet still. Yeah, like the little pause
[02:06:12] They got there. Oh, you're wet still your okay your wet still
[02:06:17] No, so you know you're ruining it now. That's too much of a boy. Okay, you're wet
[02:06:22] Man, you're moving mad wet still.
[02:06:25] Oh, you're moving mad wet still.
[02:06:27] Still.
[02:06:28] So like, you don't put, you don't put, so wet?
[02:06:30] You don't, you say you're moving mad wet still.
[02:06:33] You don't pronounce the T, wet still.
[02:06:36] Wet, wet still.
[02:06:38] Yeah.
[02:06:39] You're moving mad wet still.
[02:06:41] How does he still manage to make something?
[02:06:43] I actually think it's an accent thing.
[02:06:45] Yeah, absolutely.
[02:06:46] It really is.
[02:06:47] Yeah.
[02:06:48] No, I'm not zesty.
[02:06:49] It's genuinely just an accent thing.
[02:06:51] I already found out what a cigarette was the other night, bro.
[02:06:53] I already found out.
[02:06:54] Oh, the slang word?
[02:06:55] Yes.
[02:06:56] Oh, okay.
[02:06:57] How did you find out?
[02:07:00] Because I was, I mean, this is not obviously bad, like I'm going to say the experience.
[02:07:06] I was sitting there on the park bench and I was with these grubber girls and the girl
[02:07:10] said, hey, can you pass me a thing?
[02:07:13] And I was like, huh?
[02:07:15] What?
[02:07:16] What?
[02:07:17] What did you just call me?
[02:07:19] So those guys, it means cigarette.
[02:07:20] Yes, and then they explained to me,
[02:07:22] that's what a cigarette is, in the UK.
[02:07:25] And I was like, wow, very interesting.
[02:07:27] So yeah, I learned that one.
[02:07:30] Oh, so you say us as well, so let me know.
[02:07:34] Well, give us a pint.
[02:07:36] The lean?
[02:07:36] Yeah, so like, give us, means like, give me.
[02:07:39] Oh, give us a pint.
[02:07:40] Give us, yeah, we say, hey, bro, give us a ride.
[02:07:45] No, before you, like, one person.
[02:07:47] Yeah, so give us a pint for one person.
[02:07:50] It's just you.
[02:07:51] So why use plural when it's just you?
[02:07:53] I don't know, that's just how it is.
[02:07:55] Oh, give us a pint.
[02:07:56] Give us a pint.
[02:07:58] Give me a pint.
[02:08:00] Give us a pint.
[02:08:02] It's right here, it rolls off the tongue easier.
[02:08:04] Give us a pint.
[02:08:05] Give us a pint still.
[02:08:07] Give me a pint.
[02:08:08] Give us a pint still.
[02:08:09] Oh, give us a pint still.
[02:08:11] Give us a pint still.
[02:08:13] That's too different.
[02:08:15] That's like as British slang and then there's like it's like cock. That's what a wanker means
[02:08:21] What's a wanker?
[02:08:23] It's another word for so wanker. There's tosser. It just means so there's a few things so
[02:08:29] If you want to see you masturbate a lot you're a wanker or you could be like it all means like you're an idiot
[02:08:34] Oh, you wanker. Okay
[02:08:36] Yeah, that was what about uh, so that someone someone called me a bloody wanker the other day
[02:08:42] Yeah, you bloody idiot
[02:08:44] Yeah. Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy.
[02:08:48] Another one is TOSSA. TOSSA? Yeah. Same thing.
[02:08:51] Wanker at TOSSA, same thing.
[02:08:53] Bloody TOSSA. TOSSA. TOSSA.
[02:08:56] Let's say TOS. TOSSA. TOSSA. TOSSA. TOSSA.
[02:09:00] No, no, no. Not TOSSA. TOSSA.
[02:09:04] Chad, what's US slang I can tell him about?
[02:09:06] I think I know what it is.
[02:09:08] All US slang? Yeah. Try me, say anything.
[02:09:12] Okay, you know what nabs is
[02:09:15] Okay, no, that's not it's not a bad shout
[02:09:18] No one says that
[02:09:20] Yes, they do no one you don't see maps. Yes, we do we go around all the same on the chat, too
[02:09:25] Yeah, all you guys are gonna sheets nabs
[02:09:28] I'm so serious look it is nabs
[02:09:33] It's like oh you guys want to go to she doesn't get your clay tonight nabs not a bad shout
[02:09:38] No one says that IRL yes we do I do we say nabs all the time
[02:09:53] he says it all the time but he's not slang he's an abbreviation well but it's an abbreviation
[02:09:58] for slang not a bad shout is like slang oh look at you you want to go over there not
[02:10:05] Not a bad shot at all.
[02:10:08] So then, if you, wait, it shouldn't be nabs, nabs out.
[02:10:14] Cause you said not a bad shot at all.
[02:10:16] So nabs out.
[02:10:17] Now you just add the, add the add all at the end.
[02:10:19] So nabs at all.
[02:10:20] Yeah, nabs at all, that's nabs at all.
[02:10:22] So it's a real thing.
[02:10:26] But also, just so you know, it's not a worldwide thing.
[02:10:30] It's just a thing that me and Martin started saying.
[02:10:32] So it's not like a like a U.S. global type.
[02:10:37] So it's not slang.
[02:10:39] No, it's our slang, yeah.
[02:10:40] No, you guys are slang.
[02:10:42] Yeah.
[02:10:43] That's not, it's not slang.
[02:10:44] It's not like universal slang.
[02:10:46] It's becoming universal.
[02:10:47] Everybody is starting to say not about shout.
[02:10:49] I mean, obviously Drew, though, but like...
[02:10:53] No, other people actually say it, I swear.
[02:10:55] Yeah.
[02:10:56] They don't say it here.
[02:10:57] I thought that's for Mar-
[02:10:58] No, no, not about shout.
[02:11:00] I thought this was from Marley got it from Blakeman.
[02:11:02] No, no, no.
[02:11:03] We say that.
[02:11:03] Yeah, we say that.
[02:11:04] Yeah, yeah.
[02:11:05] But no one says naps.
[02:11:06] No, but that's so wrong.
[02:11:07] You guys said Monday say not a bad show.
[02:11:08] Okay, so clear, you guys catch it on.
[02:11:10] Or just show.
[02:11:11] Clear, you guys catch it on.
[02:11:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:11:12] That's a show.
[02:11:13] Okay, so it's catching on.
[02:11:14] Me and Marley started a new thing.
[02:11:16] You did, you did, you did start that.
[02:11:17] You guys just said you started saying it.
[02:11:19] Not a bad show.
[02:11:20] Ha ha ha.
[02:11:21] It's fine.
[02:11:22] Nothing.
[02:11:25] Um, do you guys say mid?
[02:11:27] Oh, you guys say muddy.
[02:11:28] What about muddy?
[02:11:29] Muddy. No.
[02:11:31] Wait, what is Muddy? Is it the same as like sticky?
[02:11:33] No, no, no, it's like...
[02:11:35] What you want today, Muddy?
[02:11:37] Okay, yeah, are you all good?
[02:11:39] I'm glad you said that. I hate this super slang, Mud.
[02:11:41] Oh, what's good, Mud?
[02:11:43] What's good, Mud?
[02:11:44] I feel like I'm so dumb, bro.
[02:11:45] What's good, Muddy?
[02:11:46] Oh, are you good, Sand?
[02:11:47] Sand?
[02:11:48] Yeah, are you good, Sand?
[02:11:50] Hey, you're saying Mud?
[02:11:51] Mud?
[02:11:52] Sand!
[02:11:53] What?
[02:11:54] Oh, you're my grass.
[02:11:56] What?
[02:11:57] That's not what it means. It's like mud.
[02:11:59] You know you might tell that, bro.
[02:12:02] Well, I'm fine.
[02:12:03] Okay, what about, um...
[02:12:05] Okay, you know what a matter daddy is?
[02:12:07] Yeah, you can't do that.
[02:12:09] I'm going to run and try that one.
[02:12:13] What's the matter daddy?
[02:12:17] Not a much, how about you?
[02:12:21] What's good dirt?
[02:12:23] Yeah, what's other US slang?
[02:12:25] That like they wouldn't know
[02:12:30] I know like I just want to catch this feed. Yeah fight. Yeah, what about word of bro?
[02:12:36] What's a bro? What's a bro? What does that mean?
[02:12:39] It's like
[02:12:40] What's my mother?
[02:12:42] Yes, but it's like it's like it's like if you're really serious you're really passionate about something you're saying you're like yo
[02:12:47] Kiss you kiss your
[02:12:50] What a bro. I'm not lying
[02:12:52] That's it. That seems kind of like
[02:12:54] Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, mafia, kinda.
[02:12:57] Like, like, like, what a bro.
[02:12:59] What a bro.
[02:13:00] Yeah, exactly.
[02:13:01] Hey man, you trying to run this thing?
[02:13:03] What a bro.
[02:13:04] The fact's mud.
[02:13:05] See, Mudcell's racist.
[02:13:06] What, why, why Mud?
[02:13:07] Ooh, what about fries?
[02:13:08] Fries.
[02:13:09] Yeah?
[02:13:10] What about like, chips?
[02:13:11] No, no, no, fries.
[02:13:12] It's, it's a slang in the U.S.
[02:13:13] Oh, like, you're frying like, all that.
[02:13:14] No, no, no, no, no, no, so let's say, let's say you're like, let's say you see
[02:13:22] three girls walking down the street.
[02:13:24] And you're like, yo, look at those girls and I think they're chopped. I'm like fries
[02:13:29] No, you're not either fries for like you want to do something. I think it's lame with fries
[02:13:34] You say something that's not funny fries
[02:13:38] I think like meaty is better on like no no no fries
[02:13:42] Fries yeah, or if you're really feeling it you can hit a
[02:13:47] Farah
[02:13:49] Wait, so if you like the music for a rise, and if you don't like the music for a rise.
[02:13:54] No, no, no, no, it's like if you see like if you really don't like it, you're like fries.
[02:13:59] But if you really, really don't like it, you hit a for a rise.
[02:14:05] I say it more zesty than normal people.
[02:14:08] I don't know why I say it's so zesty like that.
[02:14:10] Oh, what about a ball ride?
[02:14:12] Yeah, isn't that just Jinxie's one?
[02:14:15] Yeah, Jinxie's like, let me have a ball ride.
[02:14:19] There's that one
[02:14:23] What's more what's more
[02:14:26] Yep
[02:14:29] Zesty brick it's mad brick out
[02:14:34] Well cold yeah
[02:14:36] Break yeah for cold. Yeah
[02:14:39] It's my brick out here, but then you say
[02:14:42] Nipoli yeah, we say nipoli in the US a lot too like it's super nipoli out here
[02:14:46] You say nippy.
[02:14:47] No, nipply.
[02:14:48] We say nipply.
[02:14:49] We say nipply.
[02:14:50] And then also, if you got to think of pee, you say, oh, I got to think of tinkle-tink.
[02:14:55] A tinkle-tink.
[02:14:56] A tinkle-tink.
[02:14:57] Boy, you need a pee.
[02:14:59] Yeah.
[02:15:00] How are you guys?
[02:15:01] Good.
[02:15:02] How are you guys?
[02:15:03] Good.
[02:15:04] We don't say that you do.
[02:15:06] Wait, it's mudded?
[02:15:08] No, it's mudded.
[02:15:09] Oh, cool.
[02:15:10] Yeah.
[02:15:11] Oh, cold!
[02:15:13] Thank you.
[02:15:15] Can I have a receipt for that please?
[02:15:17] Sorry?
[02:15:18] Have a receipt for it please.
[02:15:19] Yeah, thank you.
[02:15:20] Thank you.
[02:15:22] Thank you.
[02:15:23] No worries, bud.
[02:15:24] I'm wife, real husband.
[02:15:25] No worries.
[02:15:26] I haven't seen anything.
[02:15:28] Ugh!
[02:15:29] I don't feel much pain.
[02:15:31] Get me out the cab!
[02:15:33] another thing I've also noticed about all the houses here why are there so
[02:15:42] many steps in every single place
[02:15:44] no that's just not good
[02:15:46] so you have like a big open like not any steps
[02:15:53] I'm not a tingle tingle, yes.
[02:16:01] Oh, what?
[02:16:04] What's the door right over there?
[02:16:07] How about a shower?
[02:16:08] You're going to shut off.
[02:16:10] Wait.
[02:16:11] What do you mean?
[02:16:12] What do you mean?
[02:16:13] What do you mean?
[02:16:14] What do you mean?
[02:16:15] Oh, it's just us.
[02:16:16] Oh, man.
[02:16:17] It's just a comms.
[02:16:19] We really got to stay this morning.
[02:16:22] But it's actually nice that you're mucking it off.
[02:16:25] Oh, holy shit!
[02:16:30] Oh, wow.
[02:16:32] Oh, I got first pigs!
[02:16:34] What's that?
[02:16:35] You know what it is.
[02:16:36] You know what it actually is.
[02:16:38] Oh, they know the code nice.
[02:16:40] I don't know how.
[02:16:42] You jacking this?
[02:16:43] Huh?
[02:16:44] You jacking this?
[02:16:45] It's not stealing it.
[02:16:47] No, no, no, no. You jacking it.
[02:16:49] No, so jacking me in this country means are you going to steal it?
[02:16:53] No, no, no, no, no, you're asking me that.
[02:16:54] It means like, it means like are you jacking it, are you fucking it?
[02:16:59] Are you jacking it?
[02:17:01] Yeah, I'm jacking it, bro.
[02:17:03] Wait, are you going to have these?
[02:17:05] You don't have these?
[02:17:06] No.
[02:17:07] Ten fast days?
[02:17:08] No.
[02:17:09] Oh my god.
[02:17:10] I'm telling you this stuff is a whole new world to me.
[02:17:12] It's why I'm excited.
[02:17:13] That's why I'm actually mad excited for this.
[02:17:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:17:18] Yeah, who's the... who's the... who's the lady, right?
[02:17:20] What?
[02:17:21] Who's this?
[02:17:23] Maze?
[02:17:24] Yeah.
[02:17:26] Wait, listen to what you're facing that way, though.
[02:17:28] Yeah, it's a bit there.
[02:17:29] Oh, who?
[02:17:30] Yeah.
[02:17:35] Space is alright, you know.
[02:17:36] It's not, Jack.
[02:17:37] You know what I'm saying?
[02:17:38] It's cheap, too.
[02:17:39] Really?
[02:17:40] Yeah, man. It was, like, $1,200 bucks for 40 years.
[02:17:43] Oh!
[02:17:44] Yeah.
[02:17:45] That's what I'm saying.
[02:17:46] I saw it, it was like three sorries, too.
[02:17:49] Four?
[02:17:50] Wait, oh, there's two upstairs.
[02:17:52] Yeah, there's another upstairs and then there's another upstairs over there.
[02:17:55] I know.
[02:17:57] Five bedrooms.
[02:17:58] It's not in that shower, right?
[02:17:59] Five bedrooms.
[02:18:00] Five bedrooms out of that shower.
[02:18:01] Nabs, bro.
[02:18:02] Nabs.
[02:18:03] Nabs.
[02:18:04] See?
[02:18:05] You want my shoes off?
[02:18:06] We don't care.
[02:18:07] I don't care.
[02:18:08] Oh my god, I'm so excited for this, Eddie.
[02:18:12] I'm excited.
[02:18:13] Holy shit.
[02:18:15] Oh my gosh, okay, I don't even know, you gotta love me for all this, because I genuinely
[02:18:22] have no idea.
[02:18:24] Okay, what any of this is?
[02:18:28] Okay, I feel like we need to start off with a delicacy.
[02:18:31] A Gellic?
[02:18:32] What is the fuck is a Gellic?
[02:18:33] Oh, like a prayer?
[02:18:34] Yeah?
[02:18:35] Like a prayer?
[02:18:36] Like a what?
[02:18:37] A Gellic, is that a prayer?
[02:18:38] What are you saying?
[02:18:39] A prayer, like.
[02:18:40] Oh, a prayer, um, no.
[02:18:41] A Gellic?
[02:18:42] Oh, a prayer?
[02:18:44] No.
[02:18:45] A delicacy.
[02:18:46] Like, your go-to.
[02:18:48] Like the top tier thing, the delicacy.
[02:18:52] What is a delicacy?
[02:18:54] I'm right, right?
[02:18:56] Yeah.
[02:18:57] I've never heard of that.
[02:19:01] Are you dumb?
[02:19:02] All right.
[02:19:04] Okay.
[02:19:05] So you're saying like our favorite thing?
[02:19:06] Yeah, I feel like we need to go for,
[02:19:07] but I don't know which one's the sweet one.
[02:19:09] You got the chicken back?
[02:19:10] Yeah.
[02:19:11] Okay, cool.
[02:19:12] So we're starting on the grace.
[02:19:14] Yeah.
[02:19:16] The actual grace.
[02:19:18] Oh wait, hold on, watch this.
[02:19:20] Let me know how I do this, ready?
[02:19:22] This is something you'll be impressed by.
[02:19:24] Ready, watch this.
[02:19:29] What's good, YouTube?
[02:19:30] Welcome back to another video.
[02:19:32] Today, we are doing a UK London mukbang
[02:19:36] with a very special guest.
[02:19:40] Hello guys, I'm veggie
[02:19:50] Okay, let me start okay, so I believe we should start with a dentistry in the UK
[02:19:58] Wait breakfast, yeah
[02:20:02] It's 9 p.m. I know we gotta try it
[02:20:04] Okay, so one thing I'll tell you right now, I get very,
[02:20:10] I know I put it this on God, I'm not lying,
[02:20:13] on everything I love, like right here in on the Bible,
[02:20:16] I'm a food guy.
[02:20:17] You're a food guy.
[02:20:18] I'm a huge food bro, I'll be so real,
[02:20:19] I already knew that.
[02:20:21] I could easily tell how you just came up with that life.
[02:20:24] I love it, trying new foods from new places,
[02:20:28] trying different cultures of food.
[02:20:29] I love it so much, so I'm so excited for this.
[02:20:32] Definitely a food guy.
[02:20:34] You know your 45% age?
[02:20:36] Yeah.
[02:20:36] Who is it?
[02:20:39] Last time I checked it right now,
[02:20:41] because it definitely went down since the last time I checked.
[02:20:43] OK, well, it went down.
[02:20:45] OK, yeah.
[02:20:47] Who is it?
[02:20:49] 32%.
[02:20:52] I can't see, bro.
[02:20:53] What?
[02:20:54] Is that bad?
[02:20:54] No, that's good.
[02:20:55] OK, look, here we go.
[02:20:56] Listen, I used to be, and I'm not getting 44.
[02:21:00] Yeah, no, I've seen him before, and I'm going to.
[02:21:03] Honestly, you've done well.
[02:21:05] No, no, no, genuinely, you've done well.
[02:21:07] You've done pretty too bad.
[02:21:08] It's all bad.
[02:21:09] Look, look, look, from what you used to be, to now,
[02:21:12] it's very good.
[02:21:13] Okay.
[02:21:14] You've got a long way to go.
[02:21:15] Yeah, I'm gonna get back in the gym and walk back in.
[02:21:16] As soon as I get back to LA,
[02:21:17] touch back down on me and back in the gym.
[02:21:19] That's good, that's good, I like it.
[02:21:20] Why do you just do Marlon's crazy routine?
[02:21:23] Marlon failed at me in the gym.
[02:21:25] Oh.
[02:21:26] He gave up on me.
[02:21:28] Why?
[02:21:29] I don't know, he gave up on me.
[02:21:31] So I gotta do it myself.
[02:21:33] I feel like you need guidance.
[02:21:35] I do.
[02:21:36] Yeah.
[02:21:37] I do.
[02:21:38] Am I going to train or I think?
[02:21:39] Yeah.
[02:21:40] I hope.
[02:21:41] What is this?
[02:21:42] So this is a sausage roll.
[02:21:44] Oh wait, wait, wait.
[02:21:46] Can you eat pork?
[02:21:47] Yeah.
[02:21:48] Okay.
[02:21:49] Oh good.
[02:21:50] That's awesome.
[02:21:51] You know what it looks like?
[02:21:52] I think Donald Apple Pie.
[02:21:54] It does, but it's not.
[02:21:57] So this is very, very like popular.
[02:22:00] Yes.
[02:22:01] You ready?
[02:22:02] 3, 2, 1.
[02:22:14] Okay.
[02:22:16] Okay.
[02:22:21] It's not that good.
[02:22:23] Really?
[02:22:24] You're like, I mean...
[02:22:27] I need a reason I don't really like sausage that much like even when I
[02:22:38] get breakfasts back in the US I'll get like bacon or turkey bacon I don't
[02:22:42] really get I don't I never really get sausage oh but it's not bad yeah it's
[02:22:50] It's not bad.
[02:22:52] All right, I guess I'm lying.
[02:22:56] I mean, it's pretty solid, isn't it?
[02:23:01] Where did you make this?
[02:23:03] Make what?
[02:23:04] This porridge?
[02:23:05] Yeah.
[02:23:06] Do you use water, water, and the microwave?
[02:23:08] Yeah.
[02:23:09] Yeah, I miss it.
[02:23:10] It's not bad.
[02:23:11] What's that?
[02:23:12] Ribena.
[02:23:13] I brought you one, too.
[02:23:15] What's a ribena?
[02:23:16] I mean, I have it.
[02:23:17] It's like a black client, pretty.
[02:23:19] What?
[02:23:20] Black current.
[02:23:22] The black current.
[02:23:24] I don't know what black current is.
[02:23:26] Taste it and you'll know what black current is.
[02:23:29] Oh, rape.
[02:23:30] Yeah.
[02:23:31] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[02:23:32] You know what y'all call rapes?
[02:23:34] Black currents.
[02:23:35] There's just no, like, what is?
[02:23:44] Ice.
[02:23:46] Relax, relax.
[02:23:48] It tastes like grape juice.
[02:23:52] That's good!
[02:23:54] I've got a lot more food, so like, use that, yeah.
[02:23:56] Relax, right?
[02:23:58] Yeah, I'm not eating that either.
[02:24:00] Okay.
[02:24:01] Sausage roll, I'ma give you it.
[02:24:04] Not alive!
[02:24:06] It's good, but it's not great. I'ma give it a six.
[02:24:10] Crazy.
[02:24:11] That's crazy?
[02:24:12] You'd rather me?
[02:24:14] I'd give it an eight.
[02:24:16] Sausage roll and eight.
[02:24:17] Mm-hmm.
[02:24:19] Maybe it's because I'm not a big sausage guy, though.
[02:24:20] Yeah.
[02:24:21] All right, I'll give it.
[02:24:22] I'm going to stay with the six.
[02:24:23] I'm going to stay with the six.
[02:24:24] It's not bad, though.
[02:24:25] It's not bad.
[02:24:25] I would definitely eat it.
[02:24:28] I wouldn't might be eating it again.
[02:24:29] Maybe?
[02:24:30] I don't know yet.
[02:24:31] I don't know.
[02:24:32] All right, let's get to this one.
[02:24:34] What's that?
[02:24:34] We got more?
[02:24:35] What's that?
[02:24:36] That's great soda.
[02:24:40] Who were this?
[02:24:42] Thought I only got like rice and chicken.
[02:24:46] Ready?
[02:24:47] Yeah, it's a bit of a great... this is the normal though, but...
[02:24:50] No, it's the correct stuff though.
[02:24:51] So it's different?
[02:24:53] You'll know why.
[02:24:54] Okay.
[02:25:04] And you feel like the times wise will tell you why now.
[02:25:08] Don't you?
[02:25:10] This is a shitty dollar.
[02:25:14] I beg your pardon?
[02:25:17] Would you how was it a shit doughnut? This is a flavorless dry shitty doughnut. I
[02:25:25] Think you're you're flipping pardon. Have you ever had Krispy Kreme? Mm-hmm. This does not this doesn't even on the same
[02:25:33] universe as Krispy Kreme
[02:25:35] One is you can't argue with them when it comes to like doughnuts and stuff in America, bro. Listen to me, bro
[02:25:40] Yeah
[02:25:42] But again, it's probably just because they just put a bunch of random bullshit in it, in the US, right?
[02:25:50] That's like banier. I mean, I
[02:25:53] Don't know. Maybe I have American taste buds. It's not it man. It just doesn't have much flavor in me. And you're over there like, mmm
[02:26:07] Cold porridge? Is that normal?
[02:26:12] I don't know. I'm gonna give the donut, I mean it's just a donut, but it's a sheet. I don't even have a five.
[02:26:26] Yeah, bro, what's coming?
[02:26:27] I'd rather eat the sausage roll than donut.
[02:26:30] It had no flavor and it's dry. The bread is dry.
[02:26:34] That's right. That bread was wet.
[02:26:37] That felt wet to me. It was soft.
[02:26:40] Oh, you mean like, oh, weird?
[02:26:42] No.
[02:26:44] You said, what, isn't that weird?
[02:26:46] No.
[02:26:47] I mean, you know, some slang like wines, yes,
[02:26:51] wet doesn't mean weird.
[02:26:52] But in terms of food, no, wet means wet.
[02:26:57] I don't think it was wet.
[02:26:58] I think it was dry as hell.
[02:26:59] And the frost had a little bit of flavor.
[02:27:01] And the sprinkles are soft, and the bread was just dry as hell.
[02:27:04] I don't know.
[02:27:04] That's what I mean.
[02:27:06] OK, we have next.
[02:27:08] You gave that a five.
[02:27:10] Yes.
[02:27:11] Okay, but I ain't good.
[02:27:12] In age!
[02:27:14] Dude, have you ever been to Erewhon?
[02:27:16] No.
[02:27:17] Yo, when you come to LA, you let me know.
[02:27:20] I'm taking you out for LA Day.
[02:27:22] For real?
[02:27:22] Yes.
[02:27:23] The Lacey way.
[02:27:25] The Lacey way?
[02:27:26] We're going to Erewhon.
[02:27:27] We're going to Hollywood Boulevard.
[02:27:31] We're going to Rodeo.
[02:27:33] We're going to the Hollywood side.
[02:27:38] Man, I don't know what's there.
[02:27:39] Yeah, and I like it.
[02:27:41] Okay, next we have an English breakfast.
[02:27:48] Okay, you know what?
[02:27:50] You're on your own with this one.
[02:27:51] I'll pass.
[02:27:52] Hash browns though, they do slap.
[02:27:54] But I feel like a hash brown is good with the baked beans.
[02:27:57] You have to put some baked beans on there.
[02:27:59] Can you dip your beans on a hash brown?
[02:28:01] Yeah, slap it on.
[02:28:03] Honestly, yeah.
[02:28:06] You won't be farting though.
[02:28:08] You know that, right?
[02:28:09] You want me to know what I do?
[02:28:10] What?
[02:28:10] So I fart under the blanket, and then I take my girlfriend's
[02:28:14] head that I put under the blanket, and I trap her under it.
[02:28:17] So these are my far-stilling worsts?
[02:28:19] Yeah, 100%.
[02:28:21] Honestly.
[02:28:21] So you're telling me I take these beings,
[02:28:23] and I slap them on this?
[02:28:24] Yes.
[02:28:25] Wait, sorry.
[02:28:26] Let me go back to that.
[02:28:27] So you fart under the blanket, and you just do that.
[02:28:32] Ha ha ha!
[02:28:33] Take that.
[02:28:33] Yeah.
[02:28:34] Take that, Dahlia.
[02:28:36] Yeah.
[02:28:37] That's the only one.
[02:28:39] Dahlia.
[02:28:43] Hell of music.
[02:28:44] Alright, let's try this.
[02:28:45] Bro, beans on hash brown.
[02:28:47] There's just no way this is a thing.
[02:28:54] No, honestly, I'm being deadass.
[02:28:56] I'm not tricking you or anything.
[02:28:58] This is like a genuine thing.
[02:29:00] I swear.
[02:29:02] I swear.
[02:29:03] Do it and then you'll see.
[02:29:07] Stop bro. Stop. You know it's good. That is actually, he knows it's good.
[02:29:24] I'm not gonna lie. Yeah?
[02:29:25] It is better than I thought. Yeah, thank you.
[02:29:28] Thank you. So beans on toast is shit. This is shit. I'm sorry.
[02:29:37] to all the people in London, I love y'all, bro,
[02:29:40] but this is shit.
[02:29:42] First of all, look, this is a toast.
[02:29:44] This is bread, okay?
[02:29:45] Look at the bread, this is bread.
[02:29:46] And then you just slap some fucking beans on it,
[02:29:48] this is shit.
[02:29:50] Okay.
[02:29:51] But I feel like this might taste a bit better
[02:29:53] because it's buttered.
[02:29:55] There's that shit.
[02:29:56] Okay, all right, well, yeah.
[02:29:58] But the hash brown with the baked beans.
[02:30:00] The hash brown with the baked beans?
[02:30:02] Is, I like that better than the sausage roll.
[02:30:06] Really yeah, so what that has you singing but that doesn't if I came to what is ready and sat down at breakfast has me singing
[02:30:13] Yeah, like
[02:30:17] If I came down and sat down at breakfast, I would rather have the baked beans on a hash brown than that sauce at all
[02:30:23] You know what? Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. I thought it's it's more than traditional value as well
[02:30:27] Right. Yeah, that's like a little bit of sweetness
[02:30:30] Kind of I'm gonna give I'm gonna give not not that much higher though like a six five
[02:30:34] All right, a six-five and then beans on toast, what we're saying about my beans on toast?
[02:30:40] Yeah.
[02:30:41] One.
[02:30:42] It's like, actually it's like, it just makes me mad the fact that people sit there and
[02:30:47] act, people don't act, that's a troll, right?
[02:30:49] They don't actually put beans on toast and eat it.
[02:30:51] No they do.
[02:30:52] Beans on toast, yeah, that's the thing, yeah.
[02:30:54] All right, bro, you see, you just sucked up.
[02:30:58] Do you have any more juice?
[02:30:59] Okay, I still got it.
[02:31:00] I love the Rabina though.
[02:31:01] Yeah.
[02:31:02] What, what did you quit?
[02:31:03] I hate this guy. That's what it says!
[02:31:08] Rhybina! Rhybina! Rhybina! Not Rhybina! Rhybina!
[02:31:14] Let me show you guys the big camera real quick, hold on.
[02:31:16] I'll basically tell you that you're mad, though.
[02:31:19] I've been a game like that, man. That's a good bit of fat.
[02:31:22] You got, I think you got a good bit. Yeah, you got a good bit.
[02:31:26] I saw the big, yeah.
[02:31:28] I mean, English breakfast overall? Not bad at all. Not bad.
[02:31:32] Not bad.
[02:31:33] What are you saying?
[02:31:35] With, with, or without, if there's beans on toast, it's a two.
[02:31:39] Just because I don't piss me off, I get beans on toast.
[02:31:41] Okay, no beans on toast. Just English breakfast.
[02:31:44] Seven?
[02:31:46] Oh! So that's the best one so far.
[02:31:48] Yeah.
[02:31:49] Okay, all right. So at least for elevating, that's good.
[02:31:52] That's good.
[02:31:53] Six, five. Six, five. Six, five.
[02:31:55] No, no, no.
[02:31:56] I'm going to drop it down.
[02:31:57] But still the best ones are barb.
[02:31:58] All right, fine.
[02:31:59] But six, five.
[02:32:00] Okay.
[02:32:01] I've got to go Percy Pig.
[02:32:05] I've got to go to the Percy Pigs for 800% of it.
[02:32:07] Okay, well, you've been talking about Percy Pigs.
[02:32:09] Yes, so Percy Pigs, I feel like you just need to just have them.
[02:32:13] Okay.
[02:32:14] Yeah, I think you should.
[02:32:15] Chat!
[02:32:16] What in the chat if you are from Europe?
[02:32:19] Or is this just Europe stuff or is this just London or Europe?
[02:32:22] I mean, yeah, so Harry Boat and the classics, I've seen them in Germany one time.
[02:32:29] I feel like this is M&S, Soul of the Caramel Whips.
[02:32:31] I mean, yeah, you get this everywhere, doesn't it?
[02:32:33] No.
[02:32:34] Oh, that's just England.
[02:32:35] So it's like England.
[02:32:36] This is like England, okay?
[02:32:37] So I have one in the chat if you're from England and know what this stuff is.
[02:32:41] Okay, all right, England then.
[02:32:42] Type two in the chat if you're from the United States.
[02:32:44] Type three in the chat if you're horny.
[02:32:46] Oh, UK.
[02:32:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah, UK, UK.
[02:32:49] All right.
[02:32:50] Percy Pig.
[02:32:51] Is it a gummy?
[02:32:52] Yes, so there's three different flavors.
[02:32:55] So there's that one.
[02:32:56] There's the bright to pink one, which is this one.
[02:32:58] And then there's the darker pink one.
[02:33:00] So which one's the best one?
[02:33:01] The brighter pink one.
[02:33:02] So I have it?
[02:33:03] No, no, no.
[02:33:05] No.
[02:33:06] Go for that one.
[02:33:08] This one?
[02:33:09] Yes.
[02:33:10] OK.
[02:33:11] Now, right.
[02:33:12] Wait, that's something cool.
[02:33:14] No, it is.
[02:33:14] Trust me, it is.
[02:33:15] It is.
[02:33:16] I promise.
[02:33:16] OK.
[02:33:17] Three, all right.
[02:33:18] Three, two, one.
[02:33:28] Oh my gosh.
[02:33:38] Oh my gosh.
[02:33:41] Milly, please.
[02:33:44] Come here.
[02:33:46] I want candy, sir.
[02:33:48] You good?
[02:33:50] I'm all for that.
[02:33:52] Really?
[02:33:54] What?
[02:33:56] I love candy. These are good.
[02:34:00] Percy's Pigs are pretty good. I'll give it to you.
[02:34:04] I'll give it to the other flavor too.
[02:34:08] Percy's Pigs are not bad.
[02:34:12] Not bad at all.
[02:34:16] Not bad at all.
[02:34:20] More?
[02:34:24] I mean
[02:34:27] It's cool if the poor squeaky snouts
[02:34:30] I'm like you
[02:34:32] Oh, I got me a pig. Oh
[02:34:35] Okay, did you put oh
[02:34:42] Cannibalism
[02:34:46] They're pretty solid. I'm gonna give them that
[02:34:49] That, that's the best thing I've tried so far.
[02:34:53] I'ma go, candy, okay, but in the candy category,
[02:35:02] is that the best candy in England that you could?
[02:35:05] Mm.
[02:35:06] What do you think the best London candy is?
[02:35:10] The best London candy.
[02:35:12] Or England candy.
[02:35:15] I'ma get those at eight, by the way.
[02:35:16] Those are solid.
[02:35:18] Scorby, a hybrid of plastics, right?
[02:35:20] I'm probably to say that either a hybrid of plastics
[02:35:22] Yeah
[02:35:23] What's the other version of plastic?
[02:35:26] The one that um...
[02:35:27] Oh, oh, these ones, these ones, these ones, these ones
[02:35:30] Nah
[02:35:32] These are good though
[02:35:33] Plastic of the good mouth
[02:35:34] They're saying squashies
[02:35:36] AHHHHH
[02:35:38] Oh my gosh, you're not a squashy
[02:35:40] It's a squashy
[02:35:42] Wait, you have no squashies
[02:35:43] What's a squashy?
[02:35:46] You're not a squashy
[02:35:46] Your delivery was just squashy.
[02:35:49] No, no, no, no, no.
[02:35:51] The famous guy, you're happy to get the right flavors.
[02:35:54] You happy to get that one?
[02:35:55] No, he's passionate about this one.
[02:35:56] He's passionate about this one.
[02:35:58] Oh, god, bro.
[02:35:59] You need to get it.
[02:36:00] No, no, no.
[02:36:01] Get it.
[02:36:02] Okay.
[02:36:03] Squashies?
[02:36:04] Yeah.
[02:36:05] You never heard of it.
[02:36:06] You need to get the right flavors.
[02:36:07] No, that's not all the same.
[02:36:08] Oh, no.
[02:36:09] I know you work on candy canes.
[02:36:10] Candy canes?
[02:36:11] Candy canes?
[02:36:12] Candy kitchens.
[02:36:13] I know you work on candy canes.
[02:36:14] Candy canes?
[02:36:15] Candy kitchens.
[02:36:16] Candy Kittins.
[02:36:17] What the?
[02:36:18] Y'all, candy Kittins.
[02:36:23] Are they hard or soft?
[02:36:24] It's going to come up in 30 minutes.
[02:36:26] There's no faster delivery.
[02:36:34] You sure?
[02:36:36] Okay, cool.
[02:36:39] Wait, what flavor though?
[02:36:40] You said it has got to be the right flavors.
[02:36:42] So squishy's are this important?
[02:36:44] So squishy's are on the best.
[02:36:47] Shade's chat, I tried Shade's yesterday. They're so good.
[02:36:51] Shade's good, Shade's good.
[02:36:53] Shade's good, Shade's good.
[02:36:55] Shade's a very good.
[02:36:57] I should do these because this is hot and this is cold.
[02:37:00] Okay, what is this?
[02:37:02] This is porridge.
[02:37:04] It looks like cat food.
[02:37:06] And honey.
[02:37:08] Is this honey?
[02:37:10] So I just eat it like this, it's just like this?
[02:37:17] Yeah.
[02:37:18] And then...
[02:37:19] Ah, right.
[02:37:20] Dude!
[02:37:21] He's not gonna like it, man.
[02:37:22] Okay.
[02:37:23] It shouldn't be that.
[02:37:24] Oh, fuck, it shouldn't be that.
[02:37:26] Alright, I'll just...
[02:37:27] It should be run.
[02:37:28] Okay, here we go.
[02:37:29] Porridge.
[02:37:30] First time trying porridge.
[02:37:31] This is some shit you can get in prison.
[02:37:34] Smells pretty good.
[02:37:39] I need Marmite as well.
[02:37:46] Mmm, I'm on the lead.
[02:37:49] Yeah!
[02:37:50] Bro, do you know when you need Marmite?
[02:37:55] This is fucking disgusting.
[02:37:57] Mmm.
[02:37:58] Oh, wait.
[02:37:59] We need Marmite.
[02:38:00] What's Marmite?
[02:38:01] I need to tell her.
[02:38:02] She needs to tell her.
[02:38:03] What's Marmite?
[02:38:04] I need to tell her.
[02:38:05] She needs to tell her.
[02:38:06] What's Marmite?
[02:38:07] I need to tell her.
[02:38:08] They need to do it, should we test?
[02:38:10] Yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go.
[02:38:12] Is it, is it more like this?
[02:38:13] No, go get it, go get it, you're more like...
[02:38:15] I don't ever want to try this.
[02:38:17] Yeah, no, bro, I don't even eat this.
[02:38:19] Yeah, I'll tell you, I'll take it off you please.
[02:38:20] You have to.
[02:38:21] No, poor you!
[02:38:22] I told you I didn't know!
[02:38:23] Bro, you didn't drink this in the last week, bro!
[02:38:25] I did this, I just said it!
[02:38:27] You said eight.
[02:38:27] You said eight.
[02:38:28] He doesn't count, though.
[02:38:30] This dude don't eat anything that has sugar in it.
[02:38:32] Regardless, he said he eats candy, though.
[02:38:34] He loves candy.
[02:38:35] So he knows you're good in the back.
[02:38:36] Exactly.
[02:38:37] Exactly.
[02:38:37] These are good.
[02:38:38] Yeah.
[02:38:38] The chance is giving up like there's this name in Jaffa Cakes.
[02:38:42] Oh, Jaffa Cakes!
[02:38:44] Oh, yeah!
[02:38:46] Yeah, yeah!
[02:38:48] I don't know.
[02:38:48] The guy would be asking if this is the stuff he told us again.
[02:38:50] Yeah, remember all the old GF players in my life.
[02:38:52] Fruit pastels.
[02:38:54] Fruit pastels.
[02:38:55] Oh, yeah, fruit pastels!
[02:38:57] Fruit pastels!
[02:38:58] Oh, my gosh!
[02:39:02] Bro, y'all are just naming them.
[02:39:04] Did I ask fire? Whoever got all of this. Fire him!
[02:39:11] As you get in so happy over candy.
[02:39:15] Ah! Wait, took my fingers.
[02:39:19] Yeah, I'm not out with three passers-
[02:39:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:39:22] Okay, so we'll leave it there.
[02:39:24] Let's see what you said. These are-
[02:39:26] No, no, no, no, no. Let's go for the next.
[02:39:29] Percy Pig and Pows.
[02:39:31] So the other one was Squishy Snouts.
[02:39:33] This is pussy pig and pals.
[02:39:34] They got a whole story going.
[02:39:36] Yeah.
[02:39:36] OK.
[02:39:39] Oh my God, they're all spamming sensations.
[02:39:46] People eat your mouth when they ask about it.
[02:39:48] Yeah, you know, we still know.
[02:39:50] In times of year, in times of year,
[02:39:51] in times of year, in times of year, in these conditions.
[02:39:52] What is that?
[02:39:53] Is that chips or crisps as we call them?
[02:39:57] How do you even know what this stuff is?
[02:40:00] OK.
[02:40:00] Now, this different bread is here again.
[02:40:02] You've got the strawberry, you've got the cola, and correct, this one's cherry, don't want the white back.
[02:40:07] I don't like cherry.
[02:40:08] Okay, cool then, alright, go for that one.
[02:40:10] Strawberry?
[02:40:10] Yes.
[02:40:12] And the cola's good.
[02:40:12] It's a little picky.
[02:40:13] Yeah.
[02:40:14] Okay.
[02:40:19] But now, you have to slap the whole thing in your mouth.
[02:40:21] Put the whole thing.
[02:40:22] Yeah, suck on that, bitch.
[02:40:24] For real.
[02:40:25] Mmm.
[02:40:29] Not really for me.
[02:40:30] You're lying.
[02:40:30] Not really for me.
[02:40:32] All right, try the Kuro one.
[02:40:35] It's bland.
[02:40:37] The texture is not that special.
[02:40:45] Beautiful.
[02:40:47] Yeah.
[02:40:48] I like the cola.
[02:40:50] Cola is good.
[02:40:51] All right.
[02:40:52] But, on we are?
[02:40:53] Dude, cheese.
[02:40:55] This just tastes like...
[02:40:56] That's the best one.
[02:40:57] Um, I...
[02:40:58] Yeah, the whole thing.
[02:40:59] The difference between the thickest one and the thickest one...
[02:41:00] Yeah, I don't know what a monster munch is.
[02:41:02] And the necrolis right there.
[02:41:04] What's a monster munch?
[02:41:05] Monster munch.
[02:41:06] Yeah, monster munch.
[02:41:07] Monster munch.
[02:41:08] Yeah, monster munch.
[02:41:09] Me and monster munch, yeah.
[02:41:10] That's the last one.
[02:41:11] That's the last one.
[02:41:12] Monster munch.
[02:41:13] I mean...
[02:41:14] I like these better.
[02:41:15] Yeah.
[02:41:16] That's like the texture is not dueling for me.
[02:41:21] This texture is weird.
[02:41:23] It's a foamy.
[02:41:24] You ever had circus peanut?
[02:41:27] Well, it's nuts.
[02:41:29] No, no, it's not real nuts.
[02:41:31] Oh, the cola ones are nuts.
[02:41:33] It's canned ones actually.
[02:41:34] It's a circus peanut.
[02:41:35] It's like a fake peanut, but it's this exact texture.
[02:41:37] I don't like that.
[02:41:39] It's not doing it for me.
[02:41:40] I'm going to give this one seven.
[02:41:44] So, eight, seven.
[02:41:46] Yeah.
[02:41:49] Malik.
[02:41:53] Yeah, no, get a cola one as well.
[02:41:55] Rhone-ass man allergic to peanuts.
[02:41:58] Yo dude, you can't, it doesn't matter how old you are, you can't just not be allergic to things.
[02:42:08] Alright, I want to pick next.
[02:42:11] You look happy, too.
[02:42:14] Haribu Tangfastix.
[02:42:18] Say it again?
[02:42:19] Haribu Tangfastix.
[02:42:22] Haribo.
[02:42:24] Brother.
[02:42:25] It is not Harrybo!
[02:42:28] It's Harrybo!
[02:42:31] There is one on!
[02:42:33] Harrybo!
[02:42:34] How?
[02:42:35] Harrybo!
[02:42:36] Harrybo!
[02:42:37] Harrybo!
[02:42:38] Harrybo!
[02:42:39] Harrybo!
[02:42:40] Harry!
[02:42:41] H-A-I!
[02:42:42] No, Harry would be H-A-R-R-Y.
[02:42:44] It's Harrybo.
[02:42:48] Okay.
[02:42:49] Nice.
[02:42:50] Harrybo!
[02:42:52] Ooh!
[02:42:53] Now personally it might might you need to get you need to get a pacifier
[02:42:58] These yes
[02:43:00] No, no suck it suck it
[02:43:07] Yeah suck it
[02:43:16] We saying
[02:43:23] This is fire! Yes! This is fire!
[02:43:27] When you got a little cold of bottles? Yeah.
[02:43:30] No, you don't, you don't, you don't have to stop.
[02:43:36] Hold on a minute.
[02:43:38] This is good.
[02:43:40] No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[02:43:42] Try this, try the ones with the white bits.
[02:43:46] Mmm.
[02:43:52] Try the cherry there, same.
[02:43:54] You don't like cherry, do you?
[02:43:55] No.
[02:43:56] Give me a good. Give me a good.
[02:44:02] No, stop, no, just eat it.
[02:44:04] Put the whole thing in your mouth. Bro, you said you were a fruit guy. Stop!
[02:44:07] I'm trying to save my lia. Look how much food you have.
[02:44:09] Okay, I'll find you a good one.
[02:44:12] Why do you like cherry here?
[02:44:13] Yeah, bro, it all slaps.
[02:44:15] That's better than the piggy's pigs.
[02:44:17] I want you to give this one.
[02:44:19] Eight and a half.
[02:44:20] Eight and a half, all right.
[02:44:21] Eight seven, eight seven.
[02:44:22] All right, eight seven.
[02:44:23] Yeah.
[02:44:24] Okay, we're gonna have this one because it's cold.
[02:44:25] What is this?
[02:44:27] It's a...
[02:44:28] McDonald mini egg?
[02:44:29] Yeah, it's a McFly-y.
[02:44:32] It's McFly-y.
[02:44:33] Bro, you will like this.
[02:44:37] You will like this.
[02:44:39] There we go.
[02:44:41] There we go.
[02:44:42] Oh my gosh, I knew you were gonna like it.
[02:44:44] You knew it.
[02:44:46] Oh, that's doing something.
[02:44:47] Yeah, yeah.
[02:44:48] Oh, wow.
[02:44:49] But that's the last one though.
[02:44:50] That's the last one though,
[02:44:51] because you go and not finish it.
[02:44:54] I promise you go finish this.
[02:44:56] I'll have one with you.
[02:44:57] No, it's okay, it's okay, okay, okay.
[02:44:59] Mm, mm.
[02:45:01] What do you say?
[02:45:02] No, no, no.
[02:45:03] Have the pasta.
[02:45:03] Have the pasta.
[02:45:04] Have the pasta.
[02:45:05] We like to suck it, Drew.
[02:45:06] Yeah, suck it.
[02:45:07] Yeah, suck it.
[02:45:08] One suck, two suck, three suck, eat them.
[02:45:11] Hey, yo!
[02:45:12] Yo, you were way too good at that.
[02:45:14] It's good though, yeah?
[02:45:15] That's good.
[02:45:16] Yeah.
[02:45:17] That's the box.
[02:45:17] Two.
[02:45:18] Oh.
[02:45:18] These piggies?
[02:45:19] Yeah.
[02:45:20] Yeah.
[02:45:20] Well, you said the piggies are better.
[02:45:22] What?
[02:45:22] The piggies are so good.
[02:45:24] The piggies are good.
[02:45:25] I'm finished.
[02:45:27] No, I'm going to buy more and bring it back to you.
[02:45:29] Yeah.
[02:45:30] Yeah.
[02:45:30] Good.
[02:45:31] Yeah.
[02:45:31] The McFlurry's is good.
[02:45:32] What?
[02:45:33] I'm going to eat the 7 of them.
[02:45:34] McFlurry's is a 9.
[02:45:35] What about a child?
[02:45:36] That's a 9.
[02:45:37] The what?
[02:45:38] The McFlurry's a 9.
[02:45:39] Jeez.
[02:45:40] Yeah.
[02:45:41] That was one of the guys.
[02:45:42] I love ice cream.
[02:45:43] Big ice cream guy.
[02:45:44] Onion rings.
[02:45:48] Onion rings popular here?
[02:45:50] Look these ones.
[02:45:52] These are M&S onion rings.
[02:45:54] No, no, no.
[02:45:55] It's like a onion.
[02:45:57] You know what a onion is?
[02:45:58] Yeah, I'm not a onion.
[02:45:59] Yeah.
[02:46:02] Yeah, yeah.
[02:46:14] Not hitting. Not hitting at all. There was no flavour.
[02:46:16] These are wet.
[02:46:18] Yeah. These are wet.
[02:46:19] Very busy. Still. Still.
[02:46:22] Mate, are you...
[02:46:24] I mean, are you...
[02:46:25] I try.
[02:46:26] OK, I'm...
[02:46:29] There's no flavour, man. No.
[02:46:32] Shit.
[02:46:34] Shit.
[02:46:37] What's the calories in there?
[02:46:41] Oh, yeah, there's not that much calories.
[02:46:44] That's why it was like a healthy ass organic one looks like
[02:46:48] Fuck that. It's shit
[02:46:51] 81 oh, they're saying and the national
[02:46:58] Okay, all right, let's do
[02:47:06] Greg's pizza
[02:47:08] You and Greggs.
[02:47:10] Well, Greggs, they slap.
[02:47:12] Compare Greggs to something in the U.S. for me.
[02:47:15] Um, Greggs to, um...
[02:47:20] 7-Eleven.
[02:47:22] No, it's not 7-Eleven.
[02:47:23] It's gotta be 7-Eleven.
[02:47:25] What's the comparison?
[02:47:27] 7-Eleven is not far. I get why you could say that.
[02:47:31] They're new pastries, isn't it?
[02:47:33] Well, they're saying a Wawa.
[02:47:35] Look at our Wawa, it's not far.
[02:47:37] You're in a lull wise. No lull, I'm not. Oh my god, it's the best place I've been here. Really?
[02:47:43] It's a gas station outside, inside is a convenience store, but they also have a
[02:47:50] kitchen where you can go on a little iPad and order wraps, chicken, pizza,
[02:47:57] sandwiches, literally whatever you want.
[02:48:01] I'm sure there's better pizza places than in one of these.
[02:48:15] Oh, of course, brother.
[02:48:16] But this is just like a quick thing.
[02:48:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:48:18] It's like pizza?
[02:48:19] Yeah, it's a quick thing.
[02:48:20] Okay.
[02:48:21] if it's more like a quick thing.
[02:48:40] Obviously it will respond to everything now.
[02:48:51] See, we don't have to wash it down, but we're going to be fucking destroyed by Ryan Bean.
[02:48:58] We should have bought more Ryan Bean.
[02:49:02] Oh my god, but I wish we had a fucking other Reveena.
[02:49:06] They're good. They're so good at sucking it down, too.
[02:49:09] Well, that's what we got these for.
[02:49:11] Ooh, Oasis, yeah.
[02:49:13] Popular?
[02:49:14] I'd say it. I'd say it's not.
[02:49:17] No, it's not anymore.
[02:49:18] No, not anymore, but they work on it back in the day.
[02:49:21] School times, oasis, you're laughing.
[02:49:26] Oh, oh wow.
[02:49:29] Wait, we didn't make this. What would you give this?
[02:49:31] The pizza? I need another leg to make sure.
[02:49:37] Yeah, okay.
[02:49:39] Is it another bite?
[02:49:42] Here's the problem I have with the pizza.
[02:49:44] All right, and...
[02:49:48] Listen, Greg's is great. Okay. I love Greg's but the problem I'm having with this
[02:49:55] Specific pizza right here. It's cold
[02:49:59] No, why is the sauce sweet?
[02:50:06] Okay, I hear that why is the sauce sweet why should not pizza should not be sweet
[02:50:14] That's what I don't understand. I'm eating this pizza. I'm
[02:50:16] I'm tasting it in my mouth.
[02:50:18] It's sweet.
[02:50:19] The sauce is sweet.
[02:50:20] Why?
[02:50:21] Why did you?
[02:50:22] Why is the sauce sweet?
[02:50:25] It's supposed to be savory.
[02:50:26] Yeah.
[02:50:28] Okay, I do hear that.
[02:50:30] But you can eat it though.
[02:50:32] Yes, I did the whole face while I was hungry.
[02:50:34] Yeah.
[02:50:35] So, because of that, I'll give it a seven as well.
[02:50:39] Okay.
[02:50:40] Not bad.
[02:50:41] It's not bad.
[02:50:41] Oh, I'm the drink.
[02:50:42] Are you Oasis?
[02:50:43] Ooh, Oasis?
[02:50:46] One more small tip.
[02:50:53] I'm trying to basically do the whole thing.
[02:50:59] I'm going to give the Oasis.
[02:51:00] That's really good.
[02:51:01] That's like an 8-5.
[02:51:02] 8-5.
[02:51:03] Love the Oasis.
[02:51:04] Love the Oasis.
[02:51:05] But the highest score of the 10th last place.
[02:51:09] Yeah?
[02:51:10] At 8-7.
[02:51:11] 8-0.
[02:51:12] Alright, 8-0 next.
[02:51:13] What's this?
[02:51:14] what's this?
[02:51:16] what is that?
[02:51:18] Gowan monk fish curry
[02:51:22] in steamed basmati rice
[02:51:26] it's a fucking Indian muckbang, what is this?
[02:51:35] oh, you know the last nobis you gave?
[02:51:37] no
[02:51:38] it's chicken tikka masala
[02:51:40] why?
[02:51:41] exactly
[02:51:43] she can think of it right yeah so wait what's the reason for it for getting
[02:51:48] true what's the any backs for it behind the curry
[02:51:59] is that true is curry popular yeah it's quite popular okay it's what everyone's
[02:52:06] But everyone does love a good curry.
[02:52:10] No, Stefan.
[02:52:15] I don't know. Yeah, that's bad.
[02:52:17] Now, come on, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
[02:52:19] I know that was a bad joke. Didn't land. I did it.
[02:52:21] Come on, please, please, please.
[02:52:23] Okay.
[02:52:24] So do I take a dip of the rice and dip it in the curry?
[02:52:27] Yeah.
[02:52:28] You don't dump.
[02:52:29] Yeah, you don't. You can dump if you want.
[02:52:33] Yeah.
[02:52:34] You've done it.
[02:52:36] You've done it.
[02:52:38] There you go.
[02:52:40] Mmm.
[02:52:44] You're gonna like it.
[02:52:46] How many of you like it?
[02:52:48] Oh my God, it's spicy.
[02:52:50] Oh my God, that's spicy.
[02:52:52] Oh really?
[02:52:54] Oh my God.
[02:52:56] Guess you're that spicy.
[02:52:58] What's that hat doing?
[02:53:00] Huh?
[02:53:02] What the hell did you do for me?
[02:53:05] Oh my god!
[02:53:06] What? That's spicy as hell!
[02:53:08] That's spicy as hell!
[02:53:12] Oh my goodness!
[02:53:16] Oh my god, say I'm on a mission for you!
[02:53:20] That's not even...
[02:53:21] Yo, Chad, what happened to my dad?
[02:53:24] It's spicy!
[02:53:27] You gotta try a little piece.
[02:53:28] No, I'm good.
[02:53:29] Come on.
[02:53:30] No, I'm not trying that.
[02:53:31] Oh, really? Yeah. LeBron or what?
[02:53:36] I thought maybe you would go hit the circuit.
[02:53:38] Take the curry for me. Take the curry for me.
[02:53:40] They're out of the playoffs anyways.
[02:53:42] Me?
[02:53:43] Oh, see, he chuckled at it. He chuckled at that one.
[02:53:46] But you watch NBA, do you?
[02:53:48] You don't watch NBA?
[02:53:49] No.
[02:53:50] Why?
[02:53:51] I'm a football guy.
[02:53:52] Okay, who's your club?
[02:53:53] Um, awesome.
[02:53:56] Can they boost today?
[02:53:58] But do they boost today?
[02:53:59] Yeah.
[02:54:00] Yeah.
[02:54:02] My sister's white club.
[02:54:03] Oh wait, they lose to you.
[02:54:04] They lost to me?
[02:54:05] Yeah, my sister's white club.
[02:54:07] Oh, so you're like the hop of your brother.
[02:54:10] Yeah.
[02:54:11] So, what about his brother?
[02:54:13] Yeah, my sister's white club.
[02:54:14] Yeah, they won 2-1, right?
[02:54:15] Yeah.
[02:54:16] Yeah.
[02:54:17] How do you know this?
[02:54:18] I've been keeping up.
[02:54:19] I was with you the whole time.
[02:54:21] No, no, no, it was earlier today.
[02:54:23] I appreciate it.
[02:54:24] Oh.
[02:54:25] Yeah.
[02:54:26] Oh.
[02:54:27] Okay, I'm gonna go Quavers.
[02:54:32] Okay, I'm gonna go Quavers.
[02:54:35] No Quavers, no more.
[02:54:37] What's that one?
[02:54:39] Oh, okay.
[02:54:41] We got some new snacks entering the bill.
[02:54:43] All right, next.
[02:54:45] For you to try.
[02:54:47] Okay.
[02:54:49] Monster Munch.
[02:54:51] Monster Munch.
[02:54:53] What is that?
[02:54:55] It was chips.
[02:54:57] Oh, this is the chowder spamming.
[02:54:59] The chowder is all saying it's like roast beef flavor?
[02:55:01] No, it's pickled onion.
[02:55:03] Pickled onion is the most important one.
[02:55:05] Yeah, pickled onion.
[02:55:06] Wait, oh wait.
[02:55:12] Pickled onion?
[02:55:13] Yes.
[02:55:16] Pickled onion.
[02:55:17] Best flavor.
[02:55:18] Pickled onion.
[02:55:19] Oh, yeah, that's going crazy.
[02:55:20] Yeah, this is the best one.
[02:55:22] This is the best.
[02:55:23] I know a lot of people have an nostalgia right now.
[02:55:26] I know it. I know it.
[02:55:29] You know what it smells like?
[02:55:30] Salt and vinegar chips.
[02:55:31] It literally smells exactly like salt and vinegar.
[02:55:34] Well taste it and then tell me what it tastes like.
[02:55:37] Salt and vinegar.
[02:55:38] Cause it definitely doesn't.
[02:55:39] Put that bitch in your mouth.
[02:55:45] What are we saying?
[02:55:47] Oh he likes it!
[02:55:49] You like it?
[02:55:50] No!
[02:55:51] Is it the best one?
[02:55:52] Oh my gosh, this is good.
[02:55:55] Okay, perfect.
[02:55:56] Three, you need to try one.
[02:55:58] I only got like a, where is it?
[02:55:59] Pickled onion?
[02:56:01] I know, I think I would like that.
[02:56:03] It looks like a onion.
[02:56:04] Yo!
[02:56:05] Yeah, yeah.
[02:56:06] What is it?
[02:56:07] That's good.
[02:56:09] It's like, it has a little bit of tang in your mouth.
[02:56:12] It's got the nice crunch.
[02:56:13] It's got a little bit of, oh my God.
[02:56:15] That's not bad.
[02:56:17] I don't know about it all.
[02:56:19] I've got some of that.
[02:56:20] I thought it would be the chili flavor below.
[02:56:23] There's spicy ones?
[02:56:25] No, no, no, I don't think that's sweet.
[02:56:27] Wait, is the chili flavor popular?
[02:56:29] Ah!
[02:56:30] That's a little bit.
[02:56:31] That's a little bit.
[02:56:34] That's good.
[02:56:39] Sweet and spicy?
[02:56:39] I don't know this.
[02:56:40] Maybe you'll try it.
[02:56:43] Sweet and spicy?
[02:56:46] Wait, are they not squashy?
[02:56:49] Where's what he is?
[02:56:53] Oh, is that important?
[02:57:06] What's a boss man?
[02:57:08] I don't know a boss man!
[02:57:11] That's the same.
[02:57:13] A boss man is the Indian man.
[02:57:15] It runs the corner.
[02:57:17] Yeah, we don't know usually, I mean...
[02:57:22] Yeah.
[02:57:23] So you just go to the boss man.
[02:57:25] What do you say to this one?
[02:57:27] These ones? These ones are good too. Not...
[02:57:29] I don't know, I like these ones.
[02:57:31] Yeah, they're not. I just like them.
[02:57:33] How much is those? Pickle onions though?
[02:57:36] Those are a solid 8.9.
[02:57:40] Yeah.
[02:57:41] Those are my favorites so far.
[02:57:42] Pickled onion monster munchies.
[02:57:45] A fucking amazing fucking amazing. I actually really enjoyed those those were very those were very nice
[02:57:58] Try the beef
[02:58:04] Why are you guys laughing when you say to try to try the beef though? I feel like you guys are like
[02:58:09] Trolling and these are the worst ones
[02:58:11] I'm a bit annoyed that we didn't get the courses you know.
[02:58:16] Come on, get your water and we'll see if they come down.
[02:58:18] If not, come on.
[02:58:20] Um, see, show me how many flavors you can get and show me right from where you are.
[02:58:26] You want to get the new cola flavor, that's slaps.
[02:58:30] You want to get the sour one, very, very good.
[02:58:33] You want any snacks?
[02:58:35] No, I think that's good.
[02:58:37] Perfect. No!
[02:58:39] Wait, nothing that's-
[02:58:40] What the hell?
[02:58:41] Nothing, nothing takes your fancy.
[02:58:42] Exactly.
[02:58:43] I'm not gonna see all that.
[02:58:44] Wait, wait, no.
[02:58:45] Wait, I need to go and see if I can try, just try one.
[02:58:48] Just try one.
[02:58:49] I promise you, you'll be like, wow.
[02:58:51] I'm not a sweet person.
[02:58:53] No, no, no, but you won't be now after that.
[02:58:57] Not doing it for you, right?
[02:58:58] Didn't do it for me either.
[02:58:59] See, I'm telling you-
[02:59:00] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[02:59:02] He's Nigerian.
[02:59:03] Oh, no.
[02:59:04] He's Nigerian.
[02:59:05] He's Nigerian.
[02:59:06] What does that mean?
[02:59:07] Huh?
[02:59:08] Is it yeah
[02:59:25] Nothing takes your fancy
[02:59:29] Yeah, so that means you don't like it. Oh
[02:59:32] Nothing takes your fancy. Sorry. If I see you do something just call me on it. So yeah, I didn't know that nothing takes
[02:59:38] Okay
[03:00:08] Oh God, wait.
[03:00:11] Oh, the mean fact, cheaply- oh, it's fish and chips.
[03:00:15] Ooh!
[03:00:18] Come on now!
[03:00:20] Fish and chips, yeah.
[03:00:23] You like this? No, no, you like-
[03:00:26] I like fish. I do like fish.
[03:00:28] Holy fuck, it's a whole- it's a whole- what is this?
[03:00:31] It's a whole thing.
[03:00:33] Okay. Why do you guys call fries chips?
[03:00:36] I mean, what do you call, um, crisps chips?
[03:00:41] Crisps?
[03:00:44] Crisps.
[03:00:46] What are the chips?
[03:00:48] All right, what's that? What are these sausage?
[03:00:50] I thought Americans and, I thought you guys just...
[03:00:54] You're like, um, everyone's doing this, I want to do that.
[03:00:57] You know what I mean?
[03:00:58] I agree, but the thing is, it's just what I'm used to.
[03:01:01] Yeah.
[03:01:02] We know about Joppa Cakes before we eat the fish and chips.
[03:01:05] Okay.
[03:01:05] I'm going to change your fingers.
[03:01:06] I'm going to have what?
[03:01:07] The Joppa Cakes before we eat.
[03:01:08] Joppa Cakes before the fish and chips?
[03:01:10] Joppa Cakes before I eat the fish and chips.
[03:01:11] What is a Joppa Cake?
[03:01:13] Eat that.
[03:01:15] You have to eat it.
[03:01:17] Oh, is it a Joppa Cakes?
[03:01:19] Shadow Joppa Cakes good?
[03:01:21] Well, they say, try it.
[03:01:26] So good.
[03:01:27] Yeah, it's cold as fuck.
[03:01:29] Joppa Cakes, can I be warm?
[03:01:31] like it's cold like it's good so you don't call me oh that's cold that's sick
[03:01:36] oh okay they like tea cakes they here okay
[03:01:44] Chava cake.
[03:01:46] Ooh, it's got a little chocolate on it.
[03:01:49] The whole thing?
[03:01:51] The whole thing on the mouth.
[03:02:02] I don't like the meat in it.
[03:02:14] Oh
[03:02:30] I don't like it. I don't like job. I don't like objects. I don't think that a sweetest. I don't like how it's it's it's tangy
[03:02:36] I don't like that
[03:02:39] Okay, so what would you rather?
[03:02:44] I wouldn't need it again.
[03:02:46] Oh, okay.
[03:02:48] You like these ones though, hey.
[03:02:52] Wait, yeah, yeah, let's see what you say.
[03:02:54] I'm not a cookie guy.
[03:02:56] It's not a cookie.
[03:02:58] Yeah, I'm not holding your arm.
[03:03:02] I think all this goes into dark chocolate as well.
[03:03:06] But this texture, it's like...
[03:03:08] Yeah, it's like...
[03:03:10] I also hate cake, by the way.
[03:03:12] I hate cake.
[03:03:13] It's not a three though.
[03:03:15] It's a three.
[03:03:16] No, it's not a five.
[03:03:17] It's just like in the mid.
[03:03:19] My favorite is not bad.
[03:03:21] Okay.
[03:03:22] It's a five.
[03:03:23] No, I'm saying it.
[03:03:24] Okay, what's this?
[03:03:26] Fruit pastries.
[03:03:28] Fruit pastries?
[03:03:30] Yeah.
[03:03:31] My favorite are the green ones.
[03:03:34] I'll go for green.
[03:03:36] My everyone's favorite are the black card ones and the red ones.
[03:03:49] Yeah, red ones and the black card ones.
[03:03:51] But my favorite are the greens.
[03:03:53] I like the purple better than I like the green okay but it reminds me of something in the
[03:04:19] US. It reminds me of a candy in the US that I don't like. I don't know what it is.
[03:04:29] I like the red right what is it what is it what is it these are they have like a
[03:04:56] tastes. Oh my god. Do they have what?
[03:05:00] What's yours? Have a green one. No, I don't like it. I don't know. Welch's, Mike and Ike's,
[03:05:15] no. I mean W. Great Lacey Locking. No, it has its flavor. I don't know what it is.
[03:05:25] I just
[03:05:33] Son
[03:05:34] No, they're not bad. I mean they're like they're a six six five three
[03:05:40] So I know this
[03:05:42] Yes
[03:05:45] Pushing it not they're not the best
[03:05:52] What what's a waste man
[03:05:55] Oh, a waste of an hour, like a dickhead.
[03:05:59] You're going 16?
[03:06:00] No, it's going to be a 6-2, 6-2.
[03:06:02] No, please, I don't want to give him any sort of 9.
[03:06:05] 6-2.
[03:06:06] No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, please.
[03:06:08] 6-2.
[03:06:08] No, no, no, no, because he's 6-2.
[03:06:10] No.
[03:06:11] And I'm just...
[03:06:12] Yeah, yeah, you fixed it already.
[03:06:14] And now he's 2.
[03:06:15] And now he's gas, so that's it.
[03:06:18] All right, shall I try the fish and chips?
[03:06:19] Yeah.
[03:06:20] OK.
[03:06:21] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[03:06:22] Oh, wow, this fish looks so good, though.
[03:06:24] Oh my God, I want the fish.
[03:06:26] What is that?
[03:06:28] Sensations tie sweet chilli.
[03:06:33] Easy, you do it, you do it.
[03:06:39] Yeah, look, look at that, holy fuck.
[03:06:42] Yum.
[03:06:43] No, Lucas A?
[03:06:47] Is Lucas A?
[03:06:48] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[03:06:50] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[03:06:52] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[03:06:54] The bag looks like it could be like a sex toy packaging I don't know why it's like why does the bag feel so like
[03:07:16] sexual, sexation. I don't like it. What? I don't like them. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
[03:07:26] wait, it can't be below a five. No, it's not, it's not below a five. I'll give it
[03:07:31] like a six. I don't like it. It has a weird taste to it. Oh, they say, no weight,
[03:07:39] Yeah, bro. Yeah.
[03:07:41] You're actually blasphemy. It's not blasphemy. I'm also not. I don't really like that much spice like I don't really like spicy shit
[03:07:50] But they're really not that spicy
[03:07:52] They're not spicy, but they have a
[03:07:59] These have this weird taste in my opinion
[03:08:03] You know what it is? I thought he needs to keep having it since I like it, isn't it?
[03:08:07] It's one of those ones.
[03:08:08] Yeah, I don't get how that one is, though.
[03:08:10] Yeah, but yeah, first try.
[03:08:11] Drew, try this.
[03:08:13] I feel like it's something that you keep having.
[03:08:16] Also, McDonald's fries.
[03:08:19] Like, just bring McDonald's fries is crazy.
[03:08:22] But it's too heavy.
[03:08:24] Oh, OK, great.
[03:08:25] And it's cold, though.
[03:08:26] Oh, yeah, it's cold, like, it comes from the party.
[03:08:29] I mean, I don't dislike them.
[03:08:31] I don't dislike them, but like,
[03:08:33] I wouldn't go to the store and pick these up.
[03:08:37] I don't know. Maybe it's just me though. Maybe it's just me.
[03:08:42] I'm fine with that mental.
[03:08:44] Mental?
[03:08:45] Like, like crazy.
[03:08:47] You say a lot of different words.
[03:08:49] Sorry.
[03:08:50] Find that mental.
[03:08:52] I'm going for the fish and chips.
[03:08:54] Yeah, okay, now you can.
[03:08:57] Wait!
[03:09:02] Before we do.
[03:09:03] I'll go try the fish and chips.
[03:09:05] I don't know.
[03:09:17] Really?
[03:09:21] I used a bit of sauce.
[03:09:25] That's sour cream is incorrect.
[03:09:27] That's tartar sauce.
[03:09:31] Tartar sauce.
[03:09:33] What's the green?
[03:09:35] Oh, green.
[03:09:37] Yeah, green is good.
[03:09:41] Mushy peas they dip it in the curry.
[03:09:45] Oh, curry soup.
[03:09:47] That's curry soup.
[03:09:49] Which one?
[03:09:55] Wait, mushy peas? That's disgusting.
[03:09:58] Mushy peas!
[03:10:00] Yeah, that's what you get out of the kitchen chips.
[03:10:02] They could go right in the fucking oven.
[03:10:04] Ah, it's mint.
[03:10:05] Oh, wow.
[03:10:06] Huh?
[03:10:06] Oh, wow.
[03:10:07] OK, so dry, what would you give it?
[03:10:09] And then wet, what would you give it?
[03:10:15] Dry, I'm going to say.
[03:10:18] I mean, dry like a 8-5.
[03:10:23] OK.
[03:10:24] And then wet, like with the sauce?
[03:10:26] That's a nine.
[03:10:30] Oh, so we actually have our first nine.
[03:10:33] I really like the fish and chips.
[03:10:35] Mm-hmm.
[03:10:36] Mm-hmm.
[03:10:37] Now it's really good.
[03:10:38] I would eat the whole fish and I was over here.
[03:10:39] Oh, okay.
[03:10:40] All right.
[03:10:41] Yeah.
[03:10:42] But I really like, I really like, I really like meat.
[03:10:43] Wait, meat?
[03:10:44] No, but is it fish?
[03:10:45] No, it's not.
[03:10:46] It's not.
[03:10:47] It's not.
[03:10:48] It's not.
[03:10:49] It's not.
[03:10:50] It's not.
[03:10:51] Wait, meat.
[03:10:53] But it's a fish.
[03:10:55] Fish is not meat.
[03:10:57] I just love meat.
[03:10:59] But that's not meat. It's fish.
[03:11:01] Salmon isn't meat.
[03:11:03] It's salmon?
[03:11:05] Yeah. How do you know?
[03:11:07] Because that's what...
[03:11:09] Oh, it's corn.
[03:11:11] Oh, it's corn.
[03:11:13] It's good.
[03:11:15] It's really good.
[03:11:17] I'm really fucking this.
[03:11:19] this later wait who was it fish wait it's fish meat it's poultry or no
[03:11:29] chickens poultry fishes fishes ah ah pasty pasty
[03:11:36] pasty terry um why don't you stop saying it is meat saying it's meat you've
[03:11:46] already consumed 2,000 calories. That's cap.
[03:11:49] Wait, it's...
[03:11:50] It's half of the amount of spice. I'm not considering that for you.
[03:11:53] Oh, no, no, no.
[03:11:54] That's cap! I've not eaten 2,000 calories already!
[03:11:57] I've been taking... How many calories have I eaten?
[03:11:59] I've been taking little bites.
[03:12:01] I'd say roughly around, maybe, 600 or something like that.
[03:12:03] Thank you.
[03:12:04] Not even that, though.
[03:12:07] What's next?
[03:12:09] What is this?
[03:12:10] We need discussion.
[03:12:11] Oh, wait.
[03:12:12] It's not just me.
[03:12:13] Me?
[03:12:14] What?
[03:12:15] Wait, you're not gonna have tea?
[03:12:17] Would you pour the tea?
[03:12:19] I'm just gonna make a tea.
[03:12:21] I'm gonna make a tea.
[03:12:23] I'm gonna make a tea.
[03:12:25] They have tea here?
[03:12:27] I'm gonna see them, so this is a British hot pot.
[03:12:29] Wait, every British hot pot has tea?
[03:12:31] Yeah.
[03:12:33] Let's see.
[03:12:35] But do you not have tea in America?
[03:12:37] Well, no, I have like, we have like raspberry iced tea.
[03:12:39] You can get...
[03:12:41] Raspberry iced tea.
[03:12:43] or peach tea, Arlo Palmer, sweet tea,
[03:12:48] yeah, sweet tea from McDonald's and it's like crack.
[03:12:53] Yeah, you guys like that?
[03:12:56] I don't know, it's like a moon tea, no.
[03:12:57] I mean you have it, yeah.
[03:12:59] I like it all the time.
[03:13:00] The only time you drink tea in America
[03:13:02] is when you're sick.
[03:13:03] Yeah.
[03:13:04] I'm serious.
[03:13:05] No, that's-
[03:13:06] If you have like a sore throat and you're sick,
[03:13:07] you'll have like a cup of tea,
[03:13:09] just to like call it a drink.
[03:13:10] I mean it makes sense,
[03:13:11] while the obesity rate,
[03:13:12] This is always increasing.
[03:13:14] Is tea healthy for you or something?
[03:13:17] Well yeah, of course.
[03:13:19] Like green tea.
[03:13:20] So what tea is this?
[03:13:22] This is just a regular...
[03:13:25] Does it always have a little bubble on it?
[03:13:27] No, that's just like the rat meat.
[03:13:30] Oh shit.
[03:13:31] It's pokey, man.
[03:13:32] You want to take it off?
[03:13:33] No, you can take it off.
[03:13:38] Okay.
[03:13:41] Take a little sip?
[03:13:42] No, that also is not good.
[03:13:44] Yeah, coffee, it's good.
[03:13:45] All right, let's do a little sip of this, all right.
[03:13:50] Wait, what?
[03:13:53] Oh my God.
[03:13:54] It's my cold, cold tea.
[03:13:55] No, no, it's not cold.
[03:13:56] That's the worst teaching I've ever had in my entire life.
[03:13:58] I need to wash it down with something.
[03:14:00] Delicious.
[03:14:05] Wait, you don't like that?
[03:14:07] See, because then you're so used to just sweet shit.
[03:14:10] Bro, everything that happens just, they put, the sugar,
[03:14:13] just, dude, fuck me, do I eat your Kool-Aid?
[03:14:17] Kool-Aid is just sugar!
[03:14:19] Y'all to be taking shots of tea, this is like a shot.
[03:14:21] I feel like, just you please try this.
[03:14:28] No, no, I want you to try it actually,
[03:14:29] since you're over here talking about,
[03:14:30] oh, T-T-T-T, you take a sip of this tea.
[03:14:32] Fine, sure, I'll have you take a sip of this tea.
[03:14:35] And you tell me that you don't want to
[03:14:37] instantly spit this shit out.
[03:14:40] Oh, let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.
[03:14:43] What did you order?
[03:14:45] Uh, I don't know. She was eating it.
[03:14:47] I... my first order.
[03:14:51] Oh, sorry. I just realized that it was your mrs. that ordered this, so don't fire her.
[03:14:56] Fire her?
[03:14:58] I said whoever ordered all this, you should fire her.
[03:15:01] Oh, yeah.
[03:15:03] They don't order all this?
[03:15:05] My mrs., is that like an assistant?
[03:15:07] No.
[03:15:09] You what do you think it means if I say you miss us I can assist you because you said fire your girlfriend
[03:15:14] Oh, I'm just a fire. I can't fire my program. I mean, that doesn't mean just parking up with her
[03:15:23] So literal it's crazy. All right, go ahead take it and tell me that it's like shit
[03:15:32] Yeah, wait, wait, what the fuck right
[03:15:39] Wait, there's a lemon in there.
[03:15:44] Oh, that's not very sweet.
[03:15:49] Oh, that's just a lemon in her tea.
[03:15:51] Yeah, English breakfast tea.
[03:15:54] Yeah, you got shagged.
[03:15:56] Shagged?
[03:15:57] Oh, nice.
[03:15:59] Oh, how do you have a new word for everything?
[03:16:03] I got shagged?
[03:16:05] You got scammed. You got played.
[03:16:09] I got shagged. Alright, I mean, I'm gonna give you that.
[03:16:13] That's worse than Beads on Toast. Actually, no, the Beads on Toast is still worse.
[03:16:17] No, that's worse. I'm gonna give that a one out of ten. I would never correct that ever in my life unless
[03:16:21] I got me drunk at 11 p.m. in the night. And I
[03:16:25] was fucking trying to get him her, because that's his target shot. What is this?
[03:16:29] Oh, yeah.
[03:16:31] Oh, yeah.
[03:16:33] Oh, yeah.
[03:16:35] Yeah.
[03:16:37] Oh, yeah.
[03:16:39] Oh, my gosh.
[03:16:41] Oh, my gosh.
[03:16:43] Wait, what did you get?
[03:16:45] From numbers.
[03:16:47] Oh, you got the bottom of my chicken.
[03:16:49] I see the salad.
[03:16:51] I'm not going to lie.
[03:16:53] When I open this up, this is going to be so happy.
[03:16:59] Who ordered a salad from Nandos?
[03:17:06] Yeah, yeah, I do.
[03:17:11] That's mental.
[03:17:15] Oh my goodness, Nandos for a salad.
[03:17:19] That's so crazy.
[03:17:21] Oh, I was so excited to open that box and I thought I was going to get a nice meaty piece of chicken.
[03:17:26] Chicken is a fucking green salad.
[03:17:28] What is that?
[03:17:34] Here we go.
[03:17:37] Okay.
[03:17:40] Wait, wait, wait, you need to put that bitch on it.
[03:17:43] Put the sauce on it, you have to do that.
[03:17:45] This is, peri-peri sauce?
[03:17:47] Yeah.
[03:17:53] Just put that bitch on it, you have to do that.
[03:17:55] I'd bitch on that ting.
[03:17:56] Yeah.
[03:17:57] I'd put that bitch on that ting still.
[03:17:59] Oh, you just, you just, how do you roof that?
[03:18:01] Bro, you're just roofing there.
[03:18:03] Bro, how would you, why are you putting it on like?
[03:18:08] What are you doing, bro?
[03:18:14] All the sauce, this is on the wrapper.
[03:18:18] Yeah.
[03:18:19] Is that enough sauce?
[03:18:20] Yeah, sure.
[03:18:22] Okay.
[03:18:23] There's so much sauce that's left.
[03:18:24] Oh, I can put the whole thing on.
[03:18:25] Yeah, put the whole, yeah!
[03:18:26] I'll lay it loose, just like squirt it on there.
[03:18:28] No, I have to put the whole bitch on.
[03:18:33] Yeah!
[03:18:37] I'm gonna suffocate that hole.
[03:18:40] What?
[03:18:41] Sorry.
[03:18:42] Get aggressive about your fuckin' nails, huh?
[03:18:47] Yeah, just suck it, bro.
[03:18:51] Suck your mum.
[03:18:52] Put that, yeah!
[03:18:53] Yeah, but why do you do that?
[03:18:55] Why do you do that?
[03:18:56] Oh, it's spicy, it's spicy, it's spicy, it's spicy,
[03:18:57] it's spicy, it's spicy.
[03:18:59] Why do you wrap your tongue around your thumb
[03:19:01] and then suck?
[03:19:04] Play?
[03:19:05] You said to suck it.
[03:19:07] Yeah, not the whole, like the whole tongue thing.
[03:19:12] Tongue thing?
[03:19:13] Okay, ready?
[03:19:15] Nando.
[03:19:16] Don't make it gay.
[03:19:17] Now I'm not gonna lie, I gotta be honest.
[03:19:18] I have had nanoflurgy, so.
[03:19:22] What have you had? Butterfly chicken, though?
[03:19:24] No.
[03:19:25] Okay.
[03:19:26] I got the four piece.
[03:19:28] Oh, here it is.
[03:19:30] Baby?
[03:19:32] This is spicy.
[03:19:36] Personally, I'm not a big fan of butterfly chicken.
[03:19:38] I'm not here, but
[03:19:40] I'll say this in general.
[03:19:44] Nando's in itself?
[03:19:46] Nine-five.
[03:19:48] Really?
[03:19:50] And Nando's in itself is 9-5.
[03:19:54] My favorite thing I've had in my life are, I wanna put one in L.A.
[03:19:59] You just DM, look what you want, DM Nando's and ask for a black card.
[03:20:04] What's a black card?
[03:20:05] You get free Nando's anytime you go.
[03:20:06] Put it on.
[03:20:07] Yeah, they give you a card.
[03:20:08] You got that?
[03:20:09] Um, I used to.
[03:20:10] What?
[03:20:11] But it's really like, it lost up to a year.
[03:20:14] What?
[03:20:15] But anywhere in the world they don't even have Nando's.
[03:20:18] You go to the new book, that's what I do there.
[03:20:20] God, that's spicy as hell though.
[03:20:23] My eyes are boiling.
[03:20:27] Ah!
[03:20:28] Ah!
[03:20:31] What?
[03:20:32] Look at this course, Jesus.
[03:20:33] Oh, it's really good.
[03:20:35] Oh my gosh, okay.
[03:20:37] She's...
[03:20:39] Okay, we're gonna start with the original.
[03:20:40] Why are these so boring?
[03:20:42] You y'all are talking about a big game right now.
[03:20:49] Bro, I know you like these.
[03:20:53] I know you like these.
[03:20:56] Okay.
[03:20:58] Salt for this one.
[03:21:00] Mmm.
[03:21:12] It's way better.
[03:21:16] Mmm.
[03:21:17] Mmm?
[03:21:18] Mmm.
[03:21:20] Oh God.
[03:21:22] To be honest,
[03:21:23] it's a little hard to taste right now.
[03:21:25] Oh.
[03:21:26] My mouth is fucking burning from that Nando's.
[03:21:28] You know, he got a medium.
[03:21:32] No, no, it's the sauce. It's the sauce.
[03:21:34] Which is medium. Which is medium.
[03:21:38] This berry, berry sauce is medium?
[03:21:40] Holy fucking bitch.
[03:21:43] My mouth is burning.
[03:21:46] Really?
[03:21:48] Oh, it's a medium.
[03:21:49] No, my mouth is on fire.
[03:21:51] Medium. His only medium is not a medium.
[03:21:53] The entire thing is not a...
[03:21:54] It's just not a medium.
[03:21:56] Oh my God.
[03:22:02] Oh, it's a meat.
[03:22:03] It's hot.
[03:22:05] You try that, it's hot.
[03:22:07] Let me go back in.
[03:22:12] I like the texture a lot.
[03:22:14] That's not a perfect texture.
[03:22:17] Little vanilla flavor.
[03:22:20] What are you saying?
[03:22:21] What are you saying?
[03:22:23] I need a raisin.
[03:22:24] What are you saying?
[03:22:25] crew? What are you saying? What are you saying?
[03:22:28] Squashy's best candy I've ever bought.
[03:22:32] Really? It's better than the pace. It's better than the hair remote.
[03:22:38] This is a nine kidney. This is a nine two kidney.
[03:22:42] Nine!
[03:22:44] No!
[03:22:46] Well I feel like I'm probably going to be bored.
[03:22:48] You think so?
[03:22:50] I swear to God it's my birthday, you know.
[03:22:52] I don't even know how these are even left.
[03:22:56] Yeah, right?
[03:22:57] You never had these before, out face, bro.
[03:23:00] Yeah?
[03:23:01] I don't care about the surface.
[03:23:03] Oh, no, sir.
[03:23:04] Oh my God!
[03:23:05] Yeah.
[03:23:06] Bubblegum?
[03:23:07] Yeah.
[03:23:08] Bro, they never, there's more.
[03:23:09] There's more.
[03:23:10] I was hoping to get all of them, but here's what it is.
[03:23:17] Bro?
[03:23:18] Wait, before you do that, smell it.
[03:23:23] Oh, for what, whoa.
[03:23:25] Mmm.
[03:23:27] Oh, my God.
[03:23:29] It's literally on the horizon.
[03:23:31] Literally, it comes out of the face.
[03:23:33] Just, wow.
[03:23:36] Hold on a minute.
[03:23:40] Why'd the texture change here?
[03:23:43] Sorry.
[03:23:45] No, no, no, why the texture change?
[03:23:50] What do you mean why the dip?
[03:23:51] Did it?
[03:23:56] Okay, yeah, it's softer.
[03:23:58] I don't like that.
[03:23:59] Yeah, I know.
[03:24:00] No, I don't like that at all.
[03:24:03] So, what would you give these?
[03:24:06] Seven?
[03:24:08] That pissed me off. Why the texture change?
[03:24:15] Why the tech? I don't like that, and actually maybe not.
[03:24:19] It's too squishy.
[03:24:22] I mean, they are squashes.
[03:24:23] No, no, no, no, those ones, these ones, look at the different texture.
[03:24:29] I'm not sure here, I don't know, they're harder.
[03:24:32] Okay, all right, okay.
[03:24:34] So, nine, two, seven...
[03:24:37] Man, fuck that!
[03:24:38] Oh, damn.
[03:24:39] You don't fuck with that lemon?
[03:24:45] That pissed me off.
[03:24:47] Strawberry?
[03:24:48] Yeah.
[03:24:49] Oh my God.
[03:24:50] What you like is...
[03:24:51] Oh squishy.
[03:24:52] No!
[03:24:53] Try it, man.
[03:24:54] I don't know what you're gonna like this.
[03:24:55] I don't think you should.
[03:24:56] My...
[03:24:57] I don't know if it's going to like this. I don't think it's going to like it.
[03:25:07] If you try to bubble them, I don't like them all though. Just because I was eating them
[03:25:13] is gone. I don't know. I'm just going to be off.
[03:25:17] Mmm.
[03:25:18] Mmm.
[03:25:19] I like these a lot.
[03:25:20] That is a moat.
[03:25:21] Mmm.
[03:25:22] They're flavoring my mantel a lot better.
[03:25:25] Oh, you're pissed.
[03:25:27] I'm fucking livid right now.
[03:25:29] Oh, I like that.
[03:25:30] I'm livid.
[03:25:31] I like that.
[03:25:32] I'm livid.
[03:25:33] Yeah.
[03:25:34] Why do you-
[03:25:35] Say you're fuming.
[03:25:36] I'm fuming.
[03:25:37] I'm fucking mad.
[03:25:39] Say you're-
[03:25:40] I'm pissed off.
[03:25:41] Say you're vexed.
[03:25:42] I'm vexed.
[03:25:43] Say you're mad at me I'm vexed right now.
[03:25:44] Mad at me I'm vexed right now, still.
[03:25:51] Why did the texture change?
[03:25:52] I don't like that.
[03:25:54] Can I tell you one thing? These right here?
[03:25:58] So you like the originals then?
[03:26:00] Yeah, I like the originals.
[03:26:01] Yeah.
[03:26:02] Because the texture.
[03:26:03] But I'll tell you what, I want to put these in the fridge.
[03:26:07] Why don't you try putting all of them in the fridge?
[03:26:09] I feel like these in the fridge will be elite.
[03:26:12] I don't know why.
[03:26:14] Sometimes I just like to like, like, edit my candy,
[03:26:17] because sometimes if you do things cold, it makes it better.
[03:26:20] I'm going to put them in the fridge.
[03:26:22] Let him on a diet so I can't eat these after the mukbang.
[03:26:25] We're almost done here.
[03:26:27] We're actually really close to being done here.
[03:26:29] Is there anything else that I didn't...
[03:26:31] She's an onion. What is this?
[03:26:33] Do you try the McDonald's?
[03:26:35] No, I'm good at that.
[03:26:37] She's an onion?
[03:26:46] Yeah, it's just nays.
[03:26:48] That's it, that's it. It's just nays. You got that.
[03:26:51] Yeah. Well I did.
[03:26:57] You don't, you don't like it. No, bro, you're totally...
[03:27:06] Wait, I thought I did.
[03:27:15] Oh, shit.
[03:27:17] Wait, Drew, send me the address? Yeah.
[03:27:29] Huh?
[03:27:33] Sus. Nothing is sus, Marl.
[03:27:36] Yo, it's not 371 to Broadlawn.
[03:27:42] Is there a more...
[03:27:44] Is there a more descriptive one?
[03:27:49] Yeah
[03:27:55] May the next one this one
[03:27:58] Okay
[03:28:05] Are you thought
[03:28:14] Oh no.
[03:28:16] Ha ha ha.
[03:28:18] Ha ha ha.
[03:28:24] Uh, no, it's W-Yawksick, man.
[03:28:26] W-Yawksick.
[03:28:35] What is a cat berry, bro?
[03:28:44] So that's why you don't stream.
[03:28:50] That's why you don't stream.
[03:28:55] Okay.
[03:28:56] Alright, I mean I'm almost done here, but I can't do much more.
[03:29:01] Fuck this.
[03:29:05] Yeah, I'm fine now.
[03:29:07] Not in the actual day, uh, uh, posted in Provenby today.
[03:29:12] Are they posted in Provenby today?
[03:29:13] But, I'm not saying, when you're asking dates, not in words.
[03:29:19] Dude, dude.
[03:29:22] I'm, I'm gonna get the text on it.
[03:29:24] Bro, I'm not getting anybody back now next year.
[03:29:26] No.
[03:29:27] You just fucked me up!
[03:29:28] No, no, no, it's not your fault, it's me.
[03:29:30] I thought you were shortly when you stood there.
[03:29:47] I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a joke.
[03:30:09] Oh, my f**k.
[03:30:11] Oh, my god.
[03:30:12] Do you want it?
[03:30:17] What the hell are we gonna do?
[03:30:19] We're gonna try to die of this.
[03:30:24] Finally!
[03:30:26] Ready!
[03:30:27] Oh!
[03:30:28] Oh!
[03:30:29] Oh!
[03:30:30] Oh!
[03:30:31] Oh!
[03:30:32] Oh!
[03:30:33] Oh!
[03:30:34] Oh!
[03:30:35] Oh!
[03:30:36] Oh!
[03:30:37] Oh!
[03:30:38] Oh!
[03:30:39] Oh!
[03:30:40] Oh!
[03:30:41] Oh!
[03:30:42] Oh!
[03:30:43] You know the settings.
[03:30:46] Poor Bill, what are you saying?
[03:30:49] Well, you tell me if we can ask you that.
[03:30:52] It's your, you can ask it, we'll be done.
[03:31:00] What is the name of the child?
[03:31:02] I've been roasting him.
[03:31:03] He was laughing at you.
[03:31:05] They were so quick with that as well.
[03:31:16] Oh, it's not.
[03:31:17] I didn't mean to say it.
[03:31:18] It's Easter.
[03:31:19] It's out there for good.
[03:31:21] Very little things don't get clipped nowadays.
[03:31:25] Wait.
[03:31:26] No, no, no.
[03:31:28] Let's move on.
[03:31:30] Let's move on.
[03:31:32] Let's move on.
[03:31:34] You did it real quick, you did it real quick!
[03:32:04] you
[03:33:04] Okay, I try these. Try these first.
[03:33:06] Yeah, these would be spicy nuggets.
[03:33:10] Well, I'm full, it's hell.
[03:33:11] No, no, no, you'll like these though.
[03:33:14] You'll like these.
[03:33:23] I mean, worst tasting chicken nugget I've ever had in my life.
[03:33:28] Breathe, breathe.
[03:33:31] There's just no flavor.
[03:33:33] And the chicken just feels thin.
[03:33:40] Oh.
[03:33:42] I thought he was gonna like it.
[03:33:46] Oh, wait, but then the retos. You guys, you have the retos.
[03:33:50] Yeah, we have the retos.
[03:33:52] Not that flavor, but...
[03:33:53] Oh, okay, then you have to try it.
[03:33:56] You're killing me! Never gonna die!
[03:33:58] Alright, we'll do this and then two more and then the end.
[03:34:03] He's already had it. He likes it.
[03:34:14] Take a drink.
[03:34:19] What's this?
[03:34:22] It's not a drink.
[03:34:23] He had the other monster monster.
[03:34:27] Thank God.
[03:34:29] What is that?
[03:34:31] What is that?
[03:34:32] This is really Belgian milk chocolate raisins.
[03:34:34] No, you've been asked.
[03:34:37] What's a chocolate?
[03:34:39] Um, okay, call him to Caterpillar.
[03:34:42] That's the UK.
[03:34:43] Yeah, the chocolate raisins.
[03:34:47] That's also a lot of them.
[03:34:49] It's MMS, that's a lot of them.
[03:34:50] Yeah.
[03:34:51] It's a lot of them.
[03:34:53] All right, try this then.
[03:34:55] I feel like you'd UK it out.
[03:34:58] Everything, mate.
[03:34:59] I'm not even UK now, I'm just fucking fool.
[03:35:02] God damn!
[03:35:13] Ooh, sour.
[03:35:16] What?
[03:35:16] Not bad.
[03:35:19] Not bad.
[03:35:19] None is special.
[03:35:21] It's not, it's not a sour baskin.
[03:35:23] Oh, yeah.
[03:35:24] That's the closest thing I can relate this to is a sour baskin.
[03:35:26] Like I'm not getting it, it tastes exactly like a sour patch.
[03:35:31] Okay, and then lastly, we've got... yeah?
[03:35:40] Is that smelling, lifting the teeth?
[03:35:43] Butter kissed.
[03:35:45] Butter kissed?
[03:35:47] That's nice still. That's nice still. That's nice still. That's nice still. That's very
[03:36:02] nice still.
[03:36:03] I thought about it.
[03:36:05] What's that? Tuffy?
[03:36:07] Let me try the lifted. They've been stale and lifted.
[03:36:13] Let's see if we can lift it.
[03:36:14] Shall we have a lift in the US?
[03:36:16] I have, we have a lift in there.
[03:36:25] Wait, do you have a lift in the US?
[03:36:27] Yeah.
[03:36:28] That's what I said, like I see, peach tea.
[03:36:30] Yeah.
[03:36:32] Yeah.
[03:36:33] Okay, I guess you've made it and tried everything.
[03:36:35] Oh my God, thank God.
[03:36:36] I'm full for days.
[03:36:38] I'm just a bit annoyed that Mom might have been good.
[03:36:42] What is marmite, you explain it?
[03:36:44] No, no, no, you have to just try it, okay?
[03:36:50] Don't Google it or anything, just try it.
[03:36:52] It's a troll, it's a troll.
[03:36:53] No, no, no, no, so there's something with marmite.
[03:36:56] You either love it, or you fucking hate it.
[03:37:01] Simple as that.
[03:37:03] There's nothing between.
[03:37:06] Ah yeah, these are just lips.
[03:37:10] What's a lip?
[03:37:12] Salsa calabro whip.
[03:37:14] You don't have this in the US?
[03:37:15] No.
[03:37:16] Oh, okay, then this is awesome.
[03:37:19] Holy shit.
[03:37:20] Yeah?
[03:37:21] Like on the top?
[03:37:22] Or like from the bottom or like up?
[03:37:24] This is the whole thing in your mouth.
[03:37:25] I'm not into music.
[03:37:27] Put the whole thing in your mouth.
[03:37:28] It's too big.
[03:37:29] I'll find it.
[03:37:30] I'll leave it for the top then.
[03:37:31] Like, I have to open it.
[03:37:32] Yeah, I'm gonna, yeah.
[03:37:36] Oh, I want a real cream in there.
[03:37:38] Yeah.
[03:37:38] I like this, I like it, I like that a lot, out there, that's an eight.
[03:37:54] So there were only two nines, it was um, yeah it was of course 2009 too, and the Nando's
[03:38:04] was the nine.
[03:38:05] I don't know what that is.
[03:38:07] What do you do?
[03:38:09] What's this?
[03:38:11] Apple and black currant.
[03:38:13] So when you go to the store and you see great, you say, oh, I'm going to get some black currants.
[03:38:17] Yeah.
[03:38:19] What?
[03:38:21] I don't know.
[03:38:23] I don't know what that is.
[03:38:25] What do you do?
[03:38:27] What's this?
[03:38:29] Apple and black currant.
[03:38:31] Yeah.
[03:38:47] And, she's like, she's like, like, uh, apple cran.
[03:38:50] Apple what?
[03:38:51] Like an apple cran.
[03:38:52] Who's, I don't know what an apple cran is.
[03:38:54] In the U.S. it's called an apple cran.
[03:38:56] It's apple juice and cranberry juice mixed together.
[03:38:59] I mean I guess what is black curry great isn't it
[03:39:18] No, it's not great, it's all in the fruits.
[03:39:21] Blackcurrant's a fruit.
[03:39:22] Blackcurrant's a fruit, yeah.
[03:39:23] Oh, I never heard it.
[03:39:25] There's broth, there's juice, right?
[03:39:26] Oh, I was joking, it's all in the fruits.
[03:39:28] No.
[03:39:29] You was being serious, it's all in the fruits.
[03:39:30] Wait, it's blackcurrant's, it's all in the fruits.
[03:39:33] Oh, blackcurrant's a fruit, yeah.
[03:39:35] I thought you were joking.
[03:39:37] No, I wasn't joking, blackcurrant's a fruit.
[03:39:39] It's banned in the US, they're saying.
[03:39:42] Oh.
[03:39:44] Seriously, I thought you were doing a bit, it's all in the fruits.
[03:39:48] I said let me mother
[03:39:55] What
[03:39:58] What what what they're saying Toby's alive he's pissed
[03:40:04] Good good
[03:40:08] Wait, let me call him
[03:40:13] Shit
[03:40:18] He's laughing?
[03:40:25] T-burns.
[03:40:28] I hope.
[03:40:31] I'm live too with Lacey.
[03:40:38] Hey, tell me.
[03:40:42] I'm live through with Lacey.
[03:40:44] Hey, tell me.
[03:40:45] Hey, Lacey, I'm fortunate to have you
[03:40:47] reacting to Montreal Reddler.
[03:40:48] This is like conception, bro.
[03:40:50] Wait, oh, so he's not even pissed?
[03:40:52] Well, I'm hearing that you're pissed.
[03:40:56] Yeah, I'm so angry at you, Deji.
[03:40:58] Whatever you did, I'm so angry at you.
[03:40:59] Oh, he hasn't even seen the tweet yet.
[03:41:01] Oh, oh, oh, no.
[03:41:03] I got a tweet.
[03:41:04] Oh, a tweet.
[03:41:05] Oh, a tweet of us.
[03:41:06] Oh, my God, we got beaties.
[03:41:08] But, yeah, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
[03:41:10] nothing to do with that.
[03:41:11] I don't know what I'm like.
[03:41:13] Now, now he's going to work.
[03:41:14] Now the chat's going to, my chat's going to go into his chat.
[03:41:17] And then I'm going to say, wink him.
[03:41:25] Oh, yep, he just broke it.
[03:41:27] Self-deformed it.
[03:41:29] You just self-deformed it.
[03:41:32] Oh no.
[03:41:33] Oh no, Reggie.
[03:41:35] Oh, he looks terrible.
[03:41:37] Oh my god, now he's actually pissed.
[03:41:40] Oh my God.
[03:41:43] Y'all, oh he's pissed.
[03:41:44] Wait, is he frozen?
[03:41:48] He's probably fucking coming for me.
[03:41:50] Oh, oh, oh, oh, he's pissed over that.
[03:41:52] Oh, I was alive.
[03:41:54] He's pissed over there, sir.
[03:41:56] Oh, okay, okay, okay.
[03:41:58] Oh, shit.
[03:42:02] You got a cheat?
[03:42:03] Look at the chat screen in Yawksic Twitter.
[03:42:08] No, oh no.
[03:42:09] Oh
[03:42:39] Yeah
[03:43:09] I was very mad.
[03:43:16] I got actually quite good.
[03:43:18] Wait, I actually didn't say it though.
[03:43:21] I didn't say what it was.
[03:43:24] Where is this making stuff up at this point if you're asking me?
[03:43:28] It's never cared.
[03:43:30] It's fake, it's fake.
[03:43:32] It is fake, it's fake.
[03:43:35] It's fake, it's fake.
[03:43:37] I see
[03:43:47] Oh
[03:43:55] I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay
[03:43:59] For certification
[03:44:01] And you're not sorry for hanging up on me.
[03:44:04] No, no, no, no, I did that.
[03:44:06] No, Lacey, no, Lacey's like this.
[03:44:08] What?
[03:44:09] Lacey?
[03:44:10] What am I?
[03:44:11] Lacey, you're bad from charity measures.
[03:44:14] No, no, no, that was my idea.
[03:44:16] It was my idea.
[03:44:17] It was me.
[03:44:18] It was me.
[03:44:19] It was me.
[03:44:20] Oh.
[03:44:21] Oh, we both got...
[03:44:22] Oh, wait.
[03:44:23] Come on, we can talk about this.
[03:44:24] We can appeal this.
[03:44:25] I can't walk.
[03:44:26] The beard!
[03:44:27] I was going to practice all year to be a ghoulie!
[03:44:34] Okay, listen carefully, here's what I'm going to do, yeah?
[03:44:41] Are you listening?
[03:44:42] Yeah.
[03:44:43] Yum.
[03:44:44] Oh my God.
[03:44:45] What's being him?
[03:44:46] What?
[03:44:47] I'm not sharing that.
[03:44:48] Let's pay him once.
[03:44:55] Or he's gonna go bow with it on.
[03:44:57] We're fucked dude. We're fucked.
[03:45:00] And you're fucked cause you're fabricating.
[03:45:03] Yeah, nice one of line guys. This is just a bit.
[03:45:06] You are not going but you could be a nice striker shut up fuck you oh my god
[03:45:22] I'm so full-deji like my stomach no you're gonna be shaking good to know
[03:45:26] you're all when I let that shit out it might actually be like fucking wait was it
[03:45:32] you that told me that when you shit you suck in and out in and out and then
[03:45:36] let it let it go yeah well no no no no no no wait wait when I'm shitting yeah
[03:45:41] you'd like you shit and then you let it suck the shit back in and then you
[03:45:45] shit it out a little bit and suck it in again and then shit it out yeah because
[03:45:49] if you if when when you're squatted over the toilet like this and you're
[03:45:52] shitting and you get a little bit out and you suck it back in it feels really
[03:45:56] good I'm serious I'm serious do it do it
[03:46:06] I don't think I told you that though. I don't think I've ever told anyone.
[03:46:10] I think you told me when we were in this school.
[03:46:14] I don't think that was me. I do that, but I don't think I told you that.
[03:46:17] I think I was wrong. That's something I've wronged you too.
[03:46:20] Yeah, I don't think I've ever told anybody that. I do do that sometimes.
[03:46:23] No, because when I'm with Rona, it's a shouting match.
[03:46:26] When I pee, I do the same thing. I pee a little bit, stop the pee.
[03:46:29] Pee a little bit, stop the pee. It feels good.
[03:46:32] No, I think it was wrong. It was wrong.
[03:46:35] It was what?
[03:46:36] Out of the van.
[03:46:38] Which you both...
[03:46:40] I just...
[03:46:41] Suck the shit, right?
[03:46:44] Yeah.
[03:46:49] Billy, can you hear my head?
[03:46:50] Anything like this?
[03:46:51] Ah, please.
[03:46:54] Please.
[03:46:55] Please.
[03:46:58] Please, don't let me do this.
[03:47:00] Don't diss it till you try it.
[03:47:02] No, no, no.
[03:47:03] No, I'm telling you!
[03:47:05] It feels good.
[03:47:07] I need to stop recording, man.
[03:47:09] I'm just leaving.
[03:47:11] It feels good.
[03:47:18] Wait, oh, wait, he's a birdie-finishing!
[03:47:21] Oh, my God.
[03:47:24] Wait, why is that so crazy?
[03:47:27] Why are we all sitting here acting like we don't like...
[03:47:30] There, I'm like...
[03:47:32] Okay, so let me ask you all a question.
[03:47:34] When you guys are in bed alone at night do you and don't lie just like you cool
[03:47:41] Don't you guys? I know we all do it
[03:47:44] What's your take your fingers twist your bottom on theirs get the little like like the little like not dingleberries like a little like
[03:47:51] The little like rubbish down there
[03:48:04] I'm not the only one who does that. I don't care. I'm not.
[03:48:17] That's a normal thing.
[03:48:25] That's the one of the kind.
[03:48:27] You're one of the kind.
[03:48:29] You're not being alive.
[03:48:30] You're not going to go on your own.
[03:48:32] No, no, no.
[03:48:33] I'm taking those fingers.
[03:48:34] No, no, no.
[03:48:35] I'm going to take your father's dog.
[03:48:36] I'm going to take your baby.
[03:48:37] No, no.
[03:48:38] No, no.
[03:48:39] No, no, no.
[03:48:40] No, no.
[03:48:41] Brother, that is meant to be.
[03:48:42] We all do it.
[03:48:43] Cap.
[03:48:44] I call Cap.
[03:48:45] Fuck you, dick.
[03:48:46] I'm not mine.
[03:48:47] You're making me dick.
[03:48:48] Yeah.
[03:48:49] You're on your own.
[03:48:50] Give me your mic, bro.
[03:48:51] Oh.
[03:48:52] No, but later, bro, later, have a deal.
[03:48:53] That's the thing.
[03:48:54] That was fun, man.
[03:48:55] No, but ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming bro, that was fun man.
[03:49:01] W. Deji, bruh.
[03:49:05] I already told them what happened in the vlog that's going to be coming out.
[03:49:09] Oh, that you saved my fuse.
[03:49:13] And then you did save my fuse, I'm joking.
[03:49:16] No, I did.
[03:49:17] It's on video.
[03:49:18] Jack, in my upcoming vlog, there's a part where Deji pulled his pants down and
[03:49:24] I shaved his pubes for him. I'm not kidding. I'm so serious. You guys are gonna see me. I'm not trolling. You know, it's true
[03:49:31] There wasn't much down there though, but I did shave his pubes
[03:49:40] I see I'm the first guy to ever shave his pubes. He can leave all at once
[03:49:43] He's so embarrassed. He can't be embarrassed. It's on video. It's on video. All right chat.
[03:50:00] Chat, Deji about to head out. I'll probably talk to y'all for a few minutes after it leaves,
[03:50:06] but hey, W. Deji, am I going to see you again while I'm here? I leave.
[03:50:11] I lead the 23rd.
[03:50:16] What do you see here again?
[03:50:21] You want it?
[03:50:22] Well, this is goodbye until next time.
[03:50:26] Thank you, Carl.
[03:50:27] Oh man, I don't want to let go.
[03:50:31] I don't want to let go.
[03:50:33] I know you don't want to let go either.
[03:50:35] I don't want to let go either.
[03:50:36] I know.
[03:50:37] I know.
[03:50:38] It's okay, did you?
[03:50:39] You don't have to let go, it's okay, I know.
[03:50:43] You can let go now.
[03:50:45] You can let go.
[03:50:47] Okay.
[03:50:51] Hi Rob.
[03:50:53] I'm missing you Rob.
[03:50:55] Thank you so much.
[03:50:57] You're welcome.
[03:50:59] Alright, damn bro.
[03:51:01] It's a sad.
[03:51:03] You'll see me again, bro.
[03:51:05] You should...
[03:51:07] You win if you want to. I'll come L.A.
[03:51:09] You'll come L.A.
[03:51:10] I promise. I'll come L.A.
[03:51:11] Do you want a World Cup?
[03:51:12] Yes.
[03:51:13] We should go to a game.
[03:51:14] I'm down.
[03:51:15] Let's go to a World Cup game.
[03:51:17] Hopefully, wait, the U.S. will be qualified.
[03:51:19] Yeah.
[03:51:20] Cool. Hopefully, England's the U.S.
[03:51:22] You're an England fan?
[03:51:25] Would you be a London?
[03:51:27] Oh, of course.
[03:51:28] Maybe a London.
[03:51:29] Lacey, please.
[03:51:30] Yeah, but in a bit, Lacey.
[03:51:32] I should have made it!
[03:51:34] I should have made it!
[03:51:36] It's dead, it's dead!
[03:51:38] Y'all, how is that a mad question?
[03:51:44] Ha ha ha!
[03:51:46] Man said a London fan.
[03:51:48] Yes, wouldn't that not make sense
[03:51:50] since he lives in London for him to be a London fan?
[03:51:52] I look like you gotta take a little tickle-ting chat.
[03:52:02] No, that's too late.
[03:52:09] I actually didn't try to eat that.
[03:52:16] Yeah, I still want it.
[03:52:23] A bunch of food, yeah, bro.
[03:52:25] Tell me so much food, dude.
[03:52:27] Oh, my gosh.
[03:52:29] How are we going to get rid of this?
[03:52:31] Hey, we got to talk on the way, bro.
[03:52:35] We're going off stream, maybe?
[03:52:36] Maybe.
[03:52:38] Hey, chat.
[03:52:43] I'm probably going to get off, bro.
[03:52:48] Are you a shabamba?
[03:52:50] Oh, yeah.
[03:52:51] What's that?
[03:52:52] L-Waster.
[03:52:53] It's not a Waster, bro.
[03:52:54] I don't know what time I'm going to be live tomorrow, actually I don't know, wait, yeah
[03:53:06] I'm good at weight?
[03:53:07] No, the all day shift is the day after that.
[03:53:09] Chad, I'm filming a video tomorrow with KSI, so I'm not going to be live early tomorrow
[03:53:21] But I might be live a little later tomorrow. I'm gonna get off. Um, I don't know. It's just I just don't really want I just don't want to
[03:53:27] Stream chat. This is what they're doing London, bro. I don't know. And I'm tired of the time. It was gonna be fucked up, huh?
[03:53:33] Yeah, right now.
[03:53:35] Well, actually, I got a P. I got a pure push and then I'll go
[03:53:38] I don't know, I think we're gonna add like the fourth one.
[03:53:41] Fourth one, yeah, fourth one, yeah, fourth one.
[03:53:43] Hold on a second, I don't wanna take a single take.
[03:53:46] Put it inside the back.
[03:53:47] Can you try, what's that maybe?
[03:53:48] Okay, hey Gaggy.
[03:53:51] Hi.
[03:53:52] Just like it down there.
[03:53:53] I'm gonna take a single.
[03:53:58] I'm gonna have to do it.
[03:53:59] Okay, okay, I'm gonna have to do it.
[03:54:01] Enough stream?
[03:54:03] Yeah, I'll play it, I'll play it.
[03:54:08] Right here. Try out what's in there.
[03:54:20] There's fucking nothing in here.
[03:54:23] A water smithin'?
[03:54:25] Yeah, this house is like eight floors, look at this shit, it keeps going.
[03:54:40] I can't read chat right here in the kitchen whose house is this?
[03:55:02] the BNB. I'm at the set of set tomorrow. We see the P? How? How? Um, but not chat. I'm
[03:55:14] gonna, uh, I'm gonna get off and probably go to bed. Looks like I gotta be up early
[03:55:20] for a shoot tomorrow. Um, but I appreciate y'all for watching. Hope y'all enjoyed the
[03:55:23] stream. W. Deji was a lot of fun. Um, tomorrow's gonna be a desktop stream in
[03:55:28] the B&B just because I want to do desktop, get some reactions in, talk to y'all, maybe
[03:55:34] probably do PACtra tomorrow, we haven't done that in a minute. And then, yeah, maybe link
[03:55:39] up with Ron and Jason because they're going to be in London still too. But then we're
[03:55:44] back in LA in a few days. All right, guys? And then the 21st, there will be no stream.
[03:55:49] I'm filming a YouTube video while I'm here. So there's that, but...
[03:55:54] I'm at 20 seconds.
[03:55:56] I'm at a time of 20 seconds.
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