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๐ด IMPRACTICAL JOKERS WITH DEJI ๐ด IN LONDON ๐ด UK MUKBANG LATER ๐ด GET IN HERE ๐ด
04-19-2026 ยท 3h 56m
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Oh, Langy Knight?
I love him.
Are you?
Nah, he's my phone.
What, one?
Oh, there he is.
Hey!
Hey!
Look at him giggling his shit already, bro.
Mr. Fucking Giggly over there.
Mr. Fucking Giggly over there.
Check, y'all see me?
Y'all see me, chat?
Do y'all see me chat?
Oh, let me post on IG.
Let me post on IG real quick.
Live.
What?
I have to froze it. What do you mean?
I can't click anything.
it's better it's back check you'll see me check you'll see me hello
leaked what did you leak I swiped out of the app and when I swipe out of the
phone make it still see what like I'm doing so what did you do I don't know
Yo, Chad, are we here? Are we here? Are we here? Are we here? Are we here? Are we here?
How y'all doing? How y'all doing? Type one in the chat if you're here and you can see me right now.
Type one in the chat if you're here and you can see me right kneel. Right kneel.
Yes or no? Right kneel.
Ice. We linked up in a minute.
How you doing, Mike?
Chad!
Let it all work out
Hey, we're here man, we're back in London still
Unfortunately, I
Don't know I want to go home so bad. Y'all have no idea bro. I think I'm I think I'm super homesick
I think I'm extremely homesick. I don't know but
We're here in London
We got another stream here for y'all like I told y'all these streams in London are not gonna be long streams. I'm fucking exhausted
Thanks, I might be wrong with me. I'll talk to y'all later about that. But um, listen, we got Deji here
He's right across the street right now about to go link up with him
And we are doing impractical jokers in London today. This could go one of two ways
This could be hilarious and work out perfectly or this could go fucking terrible and
We can get swarmed and dead you can get
Or staff or yeah a bunch of bunch of what is but let's head on over and see
Okay unlimited outcomes right now, but hey let's go over and link up with Deji. Oh Deji's already getting pictures
Oh
He has a hooding glasses on which I copy that. Should I copy that?
Should I copy that ass head on over there?
Wait, I'll get the backpack.
Alright.
Wait, I don't think it's like J walking here.
Wait, wait, wait, there's a bunch of bikes!
Top Genie.
Fuck, did he call me?
Top Genie.
Call me Top Genie?
Holy shit.
Yeah, Deji's walking around like the fucking president in London, dude.
My god, he's through security guards. Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
How you doing, fellas?
It's going on.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you guys. Nice to meet you guys.
I'm no- oh wait, I'm not sure.
Why- why is there a phone?
Because they're security.
Oh, you're scared?
One of these thought I was like attacking you or something, so they tried to...
Wait, you guys carry guns into your security, I know.
You can't do that in London?
No.
Damn.
How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
You all got a picture?
Yeah, of course, let's do it. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait, can I get you from...
Oh, thank you so much.
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
You got someone hyper?
Yeah, we're live right now.
Hi, Lacey String.
What did you get, the Skies?
Okay.
Alright, you want some of the Skies that we have?
Alright, come here.
Oh.
We're gonna do it now.
Go on, Lacey.
Okay, okay.
These are the disguises we have, all right, bro.
So for you, I got a hat?
Well, you know it's gonna get so bad.
I'll just pay for it.
OK, how bad is it?
How bad is it gonna get?
I'll be honest.
I mean, you'll see.
You'll just see.
No, you'll see.
Hold on.
We have hats.
OK.
Also, I got a hat, bro.
I asked you this yesterday.
How many years have you played in a charity
that you've not gotten to go?
I played in every one
And you've never scored well like open play no
You've never got a like a actual play goal. No, so what if I end up getting one before you are there then I retire
I think I retire
If I can re-invite it back next year, I'm scoring a goal. No, but here's the thing though. I'm playing in another one in May
There's another side of the charity match. It's what excitement versus
But I couldn't really
What's the saying
Describes
But not like why have you got binoculars what must ask you what?
I don't think I need a disguise not in London
you got motion road you need a disguise check I don't need a disguise huh the
other way okay well I'm not gonna lie I couldn't notice it was you look like a
nunce like a nunce yeah now you know what a nunce is yeah a little bit yeah
You look a little bit like a nuns sick. Well, I like by the good um
Okay
Okay, so what?
What what the quest? What we got? So first things first as we got we have to find a setup spot
That's gonna be the hardest part because usually when I do this
I have like a van that we sit in the back of I don't have that
Okay, so we so we have to find a set of spot
Um, it was in London
somewhere around here a
Spot where a spot where we can sit in peace and watch the other person do their thing once your life. Yes
impossible
cap
cap
Yo
London doesn't what do you mean impossible? Okay, so you're telling me can't like a little park bench
I mean we can walk down there. I don't think we're gonna get noticed with these stuff
What is it here?
Yeah, we weren't gonna notice us with the skies is on in London
What's your name now?
Great.
How's your great?
What's your M.T?
What's your name?
See?
What's your name?
Oh, oh.
Do that.
That's all?
What's that here?
Come on.
Come on, open the door.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Who's this guy?
The musicist?
The musicist.
That's a good name.
The musicist.
Yeah, good name.
That's a good name.
Don't say it!
Don't say it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Don't say it!
All right, man.
Okay.
It's actually legal to call someone a nut.
They can actually press charges saying, oh, you called me a nut.
So I'm now telling you this now.
I appreciate you telling me that, dude.
Yeah, okay.
Nice.
I'm going to go to London Jail.
Wait, is this going this way or this way?
That way.
Wait, but I have an actual mustache.
It works still.
Okay.
See you guys.
Okay, come on. How do I look? Um, you look Mexican
That's actually a real law. Yeah, honestly if you call someone or not, so you can actually press charges
If you build a police on you. Wait, they can sue you, no?
Um, I heard suing is not popular in London. It's not popular. Why? I love suing
Like if anybody says anything to me or touches me, I'm suing them. Yeah, because you're American
You see for everything.
Yes.
No, but, like for real, calling someone a nun, yeah, you can't get in trouble before that.
So, careful with that.
Uh, yeah, that works.
I look ridiculous.
Hey, excuse me, why don't you go and fit the ones?
What do you mean better ones and then our whole prop act's ripping, Denny?
Okay, I'll carry like this. We gotta find a set of spot.
Okay, cool. All right, let's go. I'm ready.
Okay, so how popular is that?
Nope.
How popular is this place that we're about to go into? Like a lot of people?
Uh, yes. Many, many people.
Like, how many would you say?
Me?
So, how's what-
Oh, a million! You're gonna walk around three security guards and two cameras.
Holy bitrate machine!
Holy shit.
Oh, yeah, we're good to check.
I mean-
No one's gonna notice us.
That's not very discreet.
No one's gonna notice us, says she.
No, no, no. I'm great, remember?
Oh, yeah, great, great, great.
You're Pablo, right? We're going Pablo. Yes, Pablo. We're going in there
We're close
All right, but you know the question we have to do yes, I have them all planned out. Okay. All right, but we're gonna randomly draw that
I'm gonna do this yet like randomly like we have we get to read basically it's random
Oh, yes
And trust me I looked up the laws and London to make sure you didn't break it
Yeah nice massage massage
Does it hurt?
No, it's alright.
Oh, we had a cross?
Wait, what if I hit by a car?
What part of London are we in right now?
Um, what?
Should we maybe...
Oh, I shouldn't sit here, right?
It's a good idea.
I mean we are live so I don't know if the chat no way the check it's how we're at surely
this isn't like a big like important notable part of London right oh my god this is perfect
I'm just looking around to see how many people are oh no
Shit, okay wait
Because we're gonna be fucked!
There's so many people here!
Hey, you said you wanted- you wanted to come!
Hey, you can come!
It gets worse down there.
It gets worse?!
Okay, but the good news is, the demographic looks a little different.
Yeah.
It's Sunday.
So kids can't go to school.
Not a lot of kids.
I'm seeing a lot of adults.
Which is actually better.
Because that means we're not- that means-
Not many of you are-
And we have disguises, so I think we should be good.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like the worst.
Oh my god, that bus!
Yeah, have you never seen a bus?
No, no, one double decker like that.
And you've been on one.
You've been on a double decker bus?
Yeah.
No, when I went to school when I was a kid, I took like this short yellow one.
Is that not for like special needs?
Huh? No, no, no, it's like the small one.
Oh, okay, so not special needs for this.
No, no, it's like, it's like, you ever seen a yellow school bus in America?
I've seen it on Simpsons.
You guys want to have school buses here?
No, we don't do school buses, no.
So how do you get to school?
Your parents will drop you off.
What if you don't, what if your parents have to go to work?
Then you walk it.
Majority of the time, the school is like walking distance.
Oh shit, we have school buses.
Or we just Uber it now, because that's the name.
Kids Uber?
Yeah, kids Uber now.
Yeah.
No.
Greg, it's Greg.
Greg and Pablo.
Yeah, it's Greg.
Oh my gosh we were actually at a park. Dude I haven't been to a park since I was like hey.
Is that ice cream? Dude did you just get ice cream?
I just get ice cream then.
Bro what's going on but this is amazing. What? This is actually amazing.
Bro we should just get ice cream and just sit there and eat ice cream.
Okay wait this is perfect actually.
We just got to find like a little like a little, I like to call it a little creep spot. How you doing ma'am?
What'd you say?
Oh no, we're here tonight, it's just not me.
Yeah, it's okay.
Um, we're gonna come back and get some ice cream.
Oh, I'm closing in.
Difference.
We'll be back before that.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah, but if we're not coming back...
I'm not coming back.
The ice cream brofinder
Oh wait, can I teach you some slang?
Some what inside? Oh my god, I love to
So if I said, oh, oh, whoa, okay
Oh
We're going to shoot the street crew in
And we're going to shoot the street crew in
Okay, thanks guys, but we're good
Is there a protest going on or something here?
Yeah
Wait, so it's like protest and shit?
But like, on like several topics like religion or war.
Hey, you said you wanted crowded bro.
Okay, now let's go debate them.
But no, but they're safe.
I'm telling you that.
Oh my God, I see a bench that looks uncons.
Your church, you got Naven, you're safe.
So you don't have to worry.
All right, teach me some London slang.
All right, so if I said ah, this park is looking mealy.
What does that mean?
Mealy?
Yeah, it's like so meaty like big and big and full of meat. No, I'm meaty. Oh
not meaty like oh look at that like that guy's meaty in his pants. Yeah, it's all
you're he's meaty. Oh, I'm gonna guess it means packed. No, it means mid. Oh, it's
parts meaty. So you say to it let's say you see it like a girl. Oh yeah, she's
Why don't you just say, ah, she's mid?
I mean, yeah, I guess you could say...
I feel like midi hits harder than mid.
Okay, I actually had another one. It's a new one for me.
All right, um...
What about...
Oh, wait.
Please, help me. What's with London Slash?
Oh, let me guess. Oh, nonce.
Trust me, her in a million times, bro.
I'm not saying that I'm a nonce in the middle of a park again.
I'm gonna, um...
Uh...
Uh, you get painting before you get there.
Yeah.
Wait, do you know what painting is?
It sounds like a fucking, like a TV show or something.
No, so you'd be like, oh, that's a painting right there.
That's a painting?
Painting.
That's a painting.
Yeah.
Oh, I've heard painting.
Yeah, same thing.
Painting, buffting, chunking.
What the fuck?
What is a chunking?
Wait, this is perfect.
Wait, here's low-key.
Yeah, she's just fine.
Chad, what is going on over there?
We need to sit down to do what we need to do.
Yeah.
One person has to sit down.
The other person goes out.
That's why I said this could be perfect because it has the bench.
Okay, cool.
I like your outfit. What is this that you got going on? I like this kind of clothes, you know. Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like lose a nice
Yeah, that's very good. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Yeah, I like it.
It's my friend Greg. Greg, how you doing? I'm Jamal. Jamal. Yeah. So what are you doing here?
Um, what's up with the sightseeing? Huh? So I'm from America. He's also from America, man.
Yeah, I'm from America. Oh, really good. Yeah, we're sightseeing and shit. Get a little
sandy, get a couple Bruce keys, fucking a couple birds tonight. What's a Donald Duck doing there?
Donald Duck!
Donald Duck!
What do you use to eat?
You know?
He's Donald Duck.
You don't know him?
Oh, let me try.
Good job, good.
Oh, I knew it!
Yeah, man.
This is true, man.
You don't know that?
Hell yeah, dude.
Fuckin' as long as we're getting sandy in the bars, right?
I tell you, this country, the United States of America, is going to be split as a racist.
That's not it.
I tell you, I tell you this is going to happen.
The way things are going is going to happen.
He promised no more war and look at what he's doing.
I remember that. People vote for that.
There's a normal war and look at that.
You're economic destroyer.
Yeah, fuck.
I'll tell you, it's about you lot, you know.
You have to pay for it.
36 trillion, you're going to pay 35 trillion.
Thank you sir.
We're from England.
We're from England.
We're from England.
We're just showing them what you're buying.
Let's go.
Pick up Donald Duck.
Remember that.
Oh, that's the perfect spot.
We gotta get him to deal with that.
Bench maybe? Wait which one? That bench right there is perfect because we can go both ways.
Indian and Perseverate out of the park. I don't know what you're talking about.
Like what is he talking about? Hey don't know duck. Bugs bunny up man.
Okay. Alright. Are you ready? I'm ready.
okay so the way this is gonna work yes one person is going to be sitting right
here okay in disguise just killing we're each gonna have an airplane okay so we
can hear each other and talk to each other okay wait do we have to use what's
happening because you don't have my you don't have phone calls yes we do no
you don't yes we do so why does everybody call me on what's up here
because we use what's up but you can use normal so why don't you just use
normal then because we have what's up
What? Okay, I can't.
I'm gonna be honest, Desi. I don't like this place.
You know, honestly, I don't blame you.
I just, I really don't like London.
I tell people that London's not all that.
No, but the summers though, unmatched.
Other than that, it was just like...
Tell me, what's unmatched on the summer?
It's just picturesque. It's lovely.
You know what I mean?
It's your res?
Yeah.
Like, it's just a sight to see.
Okay. And maybe I'll have to come back in the summer.
But me? I get depressed when I come here.
I feel that, yeah.
I don't know why.
Do you know why? Because everyone's sad.
Here?
Everyone is sad.
Why is that?
I don't know why.
Because the weather is great.
And the weather controls people from England.
But look, hello my friends.
Not even like a big smile or like no energy.
It's just dull.
I know what you mean.
Hi
Okay
Hello, how you guys doing
Watch everybody
Are you fucking serious
He's just left.
So, uh, yeah.
No one likes you.
Okay, so do you think people hear me walking around talking and they, like, put, like,
thing in their hand on this fat American pig?
Uh, they definitely say yank in their head.
Like, oh, what, yank?
Yank?
Oh, what's that on this touch?
What is it?
You got black on your, all you touch to bird shit.
It's not bird, oh.
Bird shit on your hand.
Okay.
All right, so I have a list of things, okay? So here's how this is gonna work, okay?
What's the list you're gonna pick a random number?
Okay
One through 12 you're gonna go first what I know I go if you know is your stream you should sit the
Stand, you want me to go first? Yes, you have to
Wait, so you knew them, am I right?
No, no, no, no, he knows them.
But if you want to come up with some too, you can.
Yeah, if you want to come up with some of the slides, you can.
We don't only have to do these.
Yeah.
This is like, you know, I mean, go first.
I'll pick a number.
Okay, pick a number then.
Eight.
Eight.
So that is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Ask someone to take photos of you and then do crazy poses.
Okay, we'll go on.
I mean
I mean
You can tell him my poses
So when we get it set up, you're gonna be in my ear basically telling me what to do. Not 6-7 chat!
Alright, perfect, perfect
So we gotta get the airpods out, hold on
We have airpods?
I'm not gonna get robbed. Is there a chance I get stabbed while doing this?
Nah, here, no you're good
Here you're fine
But we are staying still in the same spot
Alright
So this is going to be your air pump?
Oh, so you gave me the left?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Oh, wait, no.
He doesn't even need a air pump, does he?
Oh, it's too easy, yeah.
No, no, no.
You don't need one.
Do I not?
You have these.
Oh, you didn't even need these.
Okay, cool.
Take the wig off.
So y'all want me to do this with...
Oh, you know what?
Fine, I'll do it with no...
Yeah, you don't want no disguises.
No disguises or disguises.
Yeah, no disguises.
All right.
This city doesn't even speak English. Good luck.
Wait, people don't speak English here?
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, Chad, what are y'all saying, bro?
Of course they do.
I've never read you for 30 days. I think I'm clover now.
Oh, wait.
Did you have to call me because we're filming...
Did you have to call you on WhatsApp?
Yes, WhatsApp.
Okay.
What the heck?
Take care. All in your hair.
Wait, why is it sticky?
It's like you have a spring painted hairline or something.
Do you have a spray on your light?
I don't have a spray on.
Okay, so um...
It's okay.
What's wrong with you?
I was getting cramps, man!
Fuck! Say accident!
Why was the hair sticking just around the hair?
It's the hair spray.
Oh my gosh, it's what Silky uses.
It's okay, Silky does it too.
I'm glad Silky does it as well.
I'm not a turkey now, I don't care.
I feel like it's not even bad.
Really?
Even if it wasn't Spray, I feel like you don't even have a bad airline.
For real?
Yeah, it doesn't look bad.
It looks kinda good.
Okay, that's good.
Can we just say hi and take a picture with you guys?
This guy looks really familiar.
I thought like, you remember we had a guitar?
At the hotel!
Yeah, I remember you, bro!
Uh, we're trying to do something at the moment!
This guy stopped me, he stopped me in guitar.
He stopped you in guitar.
What the fuck?
Wait, and now he's sustained.
He's just wounded.
How the hell does that work?
Oh my god, are you proud for me?
Bro, he's just waiting there.
I don't know.
Tell me security, you know.
Yeah, bro, I'm telling you.
See, I just walk around with the men down.
And then, you know, you don't want to go to a chicken shop,
so I'm not going to make that joke.
I'm not making that joke.
You can make the joke.
You can make the joke.
Give me the goat for the chicken soup.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Okay, is that actually the interesting part of chicken chops down here?
What?
On your ones?
Yes!
Especially the like...
I want you to do chicken chops today.
I want the name of this.
On your ones?
On your ones?
No, no, no.
Sorry, on your own.
Yes, yes.
On your Jack Jones.
Yeah.
Yeah, like Jack Jones?
Yeah.
No?
Oh, I got a joke for you.
Did you answer this already?
No.
Okay.
I had an uncle, I had an uncle and his name was Jack.
And I got stuck on a horse.
Okay.
Or no, my uncle Jack got stuck on a horse.
Guess what I did?
What?
I helped my uncle Jack off.
You get it?
Yes, I get it.
I helped my uncle Jack off.
What's up with human incest, bro?
No, I've learned, I feel like you have a thing for it.
No, he...
What is that even mean?
What is that even mean?
When you were younger.
A lot of stuff happened when I was younger.
I can tell you all about it.
What happened to you when you were younger?
Well, I had an uncle.
Yeah?
And he used to always, at like family events,
he would always come up behind me,
and he would twist and pinch my nipples
and suck my earlobe.
I'm so serious like I would literally be sitting down at the dinner table
He'd walk up behind me. He'd say hey kiddo and he twist my nipples and go like this
hair looks like
and it was that it was Frank oh Frank he's dead now oh yeah but yeah he used to
do that a lot that's one thing that happened to my childhood another thing
that happened to my childhood fun little story so before I even knew what
was, I would go into my family's hot tub and I would put my penis on the pool
gym and I would watch prank invasion pranks and I would just let the jet hit
directly on my tip and yeah and that's how I figured out what nutting was.
I'm serious, I did it for a year but then my dad found the white stuff in the
hot tub and he came up to me and he was like hey I found this white weird stuff
in the hot tub and my dad showed me how to properly drink off
it's actually a true story I'm not talking about you
wait how did he how did he what sir you were doing that for a year yeah it's
just a year's worth of jizz no no no I was so young I think I was driving
into the hot tub.
Okay, but you're saying that you would ejaculate?
I don't think I was ejaculating.
But then you found white stuff so that you must have been...
And eventually, like after a year, you found it.
Yeah, so then you must have been...
It must have been like a massive build-up of gypsies.
In the hot tub, those are...
Oh, my God.
One of the worst part is my dad would go in there every night after golfing
And you like going the hot tub just soak in there let them massage with the jet-seated shoulders. You should soak it in my
Yeah, I guess I don't think I was cheesy. I don't think I was coming yet. I don't think I was yet
You're such a dumb American. All right. Okay. Okay. Let's do this, bro. So how are we gonna do this?
It's not gonna get worse
We're staying still, people already going out and trying to find us.
Probably already people are coming to Strewsacons.
They don't know where we're at, we're at a random ass park.
There's no like titles or anything.
I said it's only gonna get worse bro.
Okay, I'm a little scared. I'm a little terrified. I'm scared of London. It's not as scary as you think, but there are weird people in London. I've learned to speak about it.
They spin knife emojis in the chat and look he's just sitting there watching us. He's watching us
Okay, the guy he just sat on the part of the engine. He's watching us
over there
Okay, okay. Well, good luck
You have to go to call you have to call him you have to call him. Okay. I need your number
But do you have my number? No
I have what's that though.
LA Safer, is LA Safer a London Chat?
I don't think so.
Oh!
And then should we get the other phones set up?
What, that one?
Yeah.
Yeah, all we gotta do is...
Where's the tripod?
Maybe in the bag.
No, it's not.
Alright, Jack, you got a practical joker's name.
There's a saver name there.
So, I'll be outside, I'll meet any numbers or anything.
We'll close the chat out.
Alright, and then Desi.
While you're here, this is the chat.
So the chat can help you tell you what to say, you can read the chat.
Okay, hello chat.
I'm getting a phone call.
Oh, I'm getting a call as well.
Oh, wait, you're pulling through the AirPods?
No.
But I'm receiving a call.
Oh wait wait, they're connected to mine.
They're connected to mine, I don't know what's there.
What, so they're not pickup?
Hi!
You can answer, you can answer, yeah.
Oh!
Lacey, you gotta connect the AirPods to your own purse, right?
Yeah.
You gotta connect the AirPods to your phone.
We just gotta catch them to yours.
Wait, how do I do this?
Oh, do I use this?
I hear you!
Yeah, you just put those headphones on.
Okay.
So you'll be able to hear Lacey
when he's all over there.
Wait, do I take this?
No, just wear the headphones.
Stop saying slang!
OK, so, what do you mean?
Oh, I ended the call.
OK, fine.
Put this phone on the trap box.
Listen, Drew, we are clearly not the brightest
bulbs in the lamp.
That's a good saying, right?
Yeah, that's it.
I should write that one.
All right, like this.
There we go.
OK, this is how it goes.
Here's the chat.
OK.
Read them.
All right.
That's the chat.
These are your headphones to hear.
That's how you hear it, Lacey.
Right here.
Okay.
So you don't even need to call me then?
No, no, no, but he needs to be able to hear you.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
So now, when I'm out in the field,
I can hear you, you can hear me,
and you can tell me what to say and what to do.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, cool.
I think I get it.
All right.
Yo, who just called him fat?
Which phone is it?
Alright, now this one?
It was that one.
Yo, whoever just called Deji fat, bro.
If you're going to call him fat, you're going to call me fat too, alright?
Yeah.
And you guys aren't going to call either of us fat because neither of us are fat.
We both look good.
Right.
Alright.
So this is the phone that he's on?
That's the phone that he's on.
Hey, this is the phone.
Okay.
Look up for what?
This guy's lurking.
Yeah.
Oh
I don't like this
Here he said what it is that why are they so powerful in bothers me. Oh really that's what I just walked by and said
Okay, so are you calling me and then I hear him through here, right?
I don't like it. It's scary. Why they put knives are he's calling you equal to me, okay
I
Low-key need a phone to ask them to take a picture
Okay, man, oh shit. I ended the cool again
Are you gonna
This is why what that is trash?
Okay. Okay. All right. Wait. Let me save your number
All right, you got it?
Oh fuck, I ended it again.
No, honestly, I'm not even doing this.
Are you trolling me?
I'm trying to close my phone.
Because every time I close my phone.
So I'm going to have to have my phone open.
But I'll just do that.
I'm not going to get wrong, Chad. I'm good.
Okay, so if I stay down here, can you hear me?
Or should I stand? I'll stand.
You can stand. I'm going to sit when I do it.
But you can stand or sit.
Look, it's already been propped up, so I'll just stand and go like, all right.
Are you all right? He stays here.
Okay, cool. Then I'll see.
All right, so my task is, I have to ask people to take pictures of me and do different poses.
Okay.
Can you not make me do any like crazy poses, Desi?
No, you just have to do what I tell you.
Simple as that.
All right, I'm going out.
Okay, all right.
Are you ready? Wait, so how do I see where you are?
We don't have like actual setup, so you kind of just have to watch it.
Okay, alright. Now I see why they've been off to the here.
I'll pop out these bands for this.
Hold on.
Yo.
Alright, I can hear you guys.
Why don't you just walk out of frame?
What? Wait.
No, no, I'm going a little bit.
Well, I see how you-
Oh, he's going to the park. I think he's going around.
Yeah, I'm going to the park.
You see me?
Yes
It's like shit over here, it's like actual shit
Like actual horse shit
Why are you using that then?
Oh yeah
I'm getting spotted, I'm getting spotted low here
Wait where?
Speak Spanish
Speak Spanish
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
I don't know what three girls but yeah just go for it.
Excuse me?
Would you guys mind taking a picture of me in front of the scenery?
Take a picture of me, thank you.
Okay.
I'll just take a picture.
Alright, okay, alright.
Now turn around, turn around.
Now bend over and pout.
No, no, bend over like fully, no, like fully bend over.
Yeah, I'm pout.
Look at them in pout.
Do you think you can get it from this angle?
Maybe it's just like getting it with the view on the back.
Perfect.
Yeah, alright, cool.
Bend over, bend over the pelt, yeah?
Yeah, perfect.
And I said pull your trousers down a little bit.
Okay, well, it's time to get a pull my trousers down a little bit, just so I'm not...
No, no, no, I said, I don't know.
All right, there you go, yeah, all right, cool.
Perfect, and now I want you to say that...
All right, thank you so much, thank you guys, I appreciate you so much, thank you, thank
you, thank you, you're welcome.
All right, tell me what you got next.
the ones that sit on the bench.
Wait, yeah, you see the ones that sit on the bench?
Wait, can you hear me?
Oh yeah, I see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right here, do you think, does the mic reach this hard, Drew?
Let me know if I start calling.
Emulation ritual, it literally is, my God.
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Can you still hear me? Yeah, I can hear you, I can hear you.
Okay.
Excuse me, do you guys mind taking a couple pictures, 20?
Just like I do.
You're saying too far.
Yeah, you're a little far.
Like, is this good?
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
All right, okay, now I want you to spread your legs and rub your nipples.
Okay.
Now, like, continuously be rubbing them.
All right?
and close your eyes and be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Um, now, now, now, yeah,
you know what? And, uh, no, go on the floor. Go on the floor and like, uh, and like pose is
if you're about to like meditate, but I want, I want one hand like on your head and the other
the one on your dick.
I feel like I'm going to follow this.
No, I feel kind of bad.
No, bro, I'm just fooling around, bro.
I feel fucked.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Okay, nice to meet you guys.
All right, Deji.
Deji, I hope you know what you're making me do right now
is setting yourself up
I hope you know that. I hope you understand.
Okay?
Was that Russian?
I have no idea what that was. That was fucking gibberish.
Alright, one more person. One more person.
Alright, one more person. Um, okay.
I'm gonna record like a zoo animal out here.
Let me see. Let me see.
Okay, that guy with the bag. Ask him.
Are you scared? No, you can't check him out. You have to.
Excuse me. Do you have to take in a couple photos of me?
You can do it.
Oh, there's someone who's doing that.
Two or four pictures of me.
Oh, okay, cool. Yeah.
Okay.
Does it count that you, this guy, just to get him sent to the cut scene?
No, that's a calmer sit your phone off them and say no
Okay, thank you. Take your phone off. I said no. I don't want anymore go away. No, I don't want it anymore
No, I don't want it anymore. No, I don't want it anymore. I don't even want it anymore. I
don't want it anymore
Get one more person one more person
At least you guys yeah, I go yeah, and yeah good for these things. Excuse me. You guys mind taking a couple pictures for me
All right cool now, I know yes, sir all I want to do is just keep screaming no mom
I don't want to do it anymore. Leave me alone mom
No mom no mom leave me alone mom. No, I don't want it anymore. No mom
all right cool okay thank you thank you thank you so much yeah you know what
well that you know I'll give you a 7 out of 10 that was good
7 out of 10 I did everything you said I did everything you said 7 out of 10 that was great
I did everything
hahahaha
fuck it's only an Asian ritual it's not funny
hahahaha
oh god all right okay
what is the actual photos but did they actually yes I'm literally better than
Oh my gosh, that's a leaf. That is a leaf. It's not a leaf
You could inch up to the fence. Oh because the headphones
Well, how did it sound on the stream? No, I think it sounds fine
I'm not posting that okay. Do you have a question this one right?
Okay, yeah, all right, so veggie now you have to pick a number
Number four is gonna be
One, two, three, one, two, four.
All right, so you have to act like you're a sketch artist
and go draw portraits of people,
but you have to do whatever I tell you to draw.
Okay, but I can't do it.
That's the point, that's literally the point.
Okay, I'm ready, that's right, that's right.
Oh, you got paper, I'm ready.
That's not even a bad one!
Dude, this is a clipboard, guys.
The clipboard is a boarder for this spot.
Okay, so use this.
Yeah, yeah, just put a piece of paper on it.
Okay.
Oh, this is my clipboard.
Yeah, that's what they did.
Oh, man.
Yeah, we ordered a clipboard,
and look at what they fuckin' said.
This shit is literally the size of a palm of a hand.
People are gonna think that you're trying to rob them?
Yeah.
I mean, that's racist.
Jesus Christ, Seth.
Wait, so how many people?
Um...
How many people?
Yeah, I don't even know if you have to draw.
Two or three.
How many lads?
Keep the drawings.
Oh wait, you're gonna get them stuff.
I was gonna say three.
How many lads?
They're saying three.
Okay, three, but they don't have to be like good drawings.
Okay, all right.
Oh my god.
You can like, use this.
Nah, just use a clipboard, fuck it.
Yeah, just use it.
You might need more than one piece of paper.
No, it's three.
Okay, perfect.
Alright, then you take this, put this in your pocket, this is the phone call.
Okay.
Small mics.
Oh wait, I think you took it off speaker, but it should be fine.
And then put this in your ear.
Okay.
Oh, and then you small mics.
Yeah.
Hold on, I can hear myself.
Small ass clipboard.
Is that normal in London to have those size clipboards?
Um, you know how they say in America they do it big?
Yeah.
Yeah, we do it.
We do it small.
Really?
Yeah.
So everything is just small here?
Yeah.
What about dicks?
I mean, I'll show you later, don't worry.
Okay, so I just, same place.
Yeah, same place.
I'm gonna tell you who to ask and then you gotta draw whatever I tell you to draw.
And I'm gonna have the cat pick what you're drawing.
I need to get security like he has they say they tell the fans know the pictures
he's I heard him three times that he's filming right now no yeah not even not
even in the asshole way wait fix he didn't take the mic
Deji, you didn't take the money!
He didn't take the phone either!
I swear, Washington put it in his...
Is this not his phone?
No, that's the phone he needs.
I swear Washington put it in his...
Deji!
Deji, you don't have the phone either!
But he can't hear you. He doesn't have a phone.
He can't...
Yo, yo, Deji, you need the phone.
You don't have the phone to cure me.
Yes, but you set the phone down on the table so I can't so you can't hear me when you're out there
Yes, you put the phone in your pockets
He's scared job and have him drop pig
All right, tell me what you should be drawing
Can you hear me for a little bit?
He has the mic, does he not?
Where's the mic?
I can hear you, I can hear you, I can hear you, I can hear you.
Alright, cool.
Alright.
Tell me who to ask.
Okay.
Wait, I'm from...
Is it...
You want my hood up or hood down?
Uh...
Hood down, hood down, hood down.
Oh
Okay, um
You should ask
Hold on I gotta wait for people to walk by
God even from this you are so chopped from this angle Wow
Okay, okay, there's there's asked anybody honestly that's anybody
Anybody okay
Anybody all right, but go too far. Oh, let me ask this guy. Yes, it's got
Have a seizure on
Can I draw you please?
You got denied.
Can I draw you please?
Alright.
Do you know what it is?
I think it's a skit.
Can I draw you please?
Oh.
I can draw you?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Wait, did you swap sides with him?
Swap sides, tell me you wanna get the view in the background.
Wait, wait, come on, I need the light, sorry.
Okay, you got it.
Ask him to take off his jacket,
because you wanna see his muscles.
Wait, can you take off your jacket
so I can see your muscles?
Okay.
Yeah, um, yeah, yeah, take off your jacket, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's fine.
Yeah, here's the jacket, okay.
Okay, now.
Now I want you to draw him draw him try to sketch him, but draw him with a huge dick like I mean I want a massive dick
Ask ask him to give you a 360 so you can really get him get it down wait
Can I get a 360 just so I can see everything?
And then when he spins around say wow nice ass.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not dead.
No, no, this is 360.
No, no, this is 360.
Thank you, thank you.
Now say nice ass.
Yeah, nice ass.
Okay, okay, alright.
Okay, okay.
Okay, alright.
Now draw him and just give him a hug.
I've been a massive dick.
That's my friend.
He's happy about this.
Are you seeing the camera?
Oh, he sees the camera, okay.
Wait, put the image up.
I want to see if the camera can get it.
Let me see it.
It can't really see it.
When you come back, we'll see it.
When you come back, we'll see it.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
Caught.
Oh, we got caught.
All right.
I need someone.
Go on.
Um.
Uh.
Chad, what's he do?
What's he do?
What's he do?
Oh
No one's really walking by right now. Okay. Wait. Oh, they're playing soccer
All right, here's my here's I want you to do this here's I want you to I
Want you you see the girl playing soccer? I
Want you to go to go to spring at him and steal the soccer ball
Just go get him now now now go steal the ball
Okay, all right cool, so this is all yours.
All right come back we can't even see you.
Drew, get up, get up.
He's chasing the ball, he's chasing the ball.
She's running away from him.
My stomach hurts from laughing.
My stomach hurts from laughing.
Oh my god.
Okay, where you going?
I think I'm not laughing.
Yeah, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
Dude, they're so mad
No way he booted it
Why did he boot it
She did not change the location it's too bait. Yeah, but change it to waiter. I
Feel like this is fine
Yeah, I want to see the drawing.
It's go hide in the bushes.
Did he get caught up over there?
Is that you okay?
I don't hear him anymore.
It's connected from the call.
The camera is so pixelated when it zooms in.
I mean, I can keep it zoomed out,
but I feel like the camera is simply...
Wait, why is it zoomed?
Why is it like that when you zoom?
That's how zoom works.
You can only zoom so far.
You can only zoom so far.
Did you punt the soccer ball?
No, I can't go back to them.
I can't go back to them.
Okay, so here's what we can do.
We can, you can go through.
Wait.
I thought I thought draw.
I was expecting at least a little something.
Okay.
Oh, we're not done yet.
We're not done.
Oh, we're not done.
There's more.
Oh, there's more.
Okay, well it's your turn then.
It is my turn, yes.
All right, cool.
Now, I understand it now, so it's mine.
Okay, do you want to give me one
or do you want me to pick a number?
If you have an idea, you can give me one.
It's a little nipply out here, huh?
Yeah.
Alright, what I want you to do...
Oh, God.
So you're going off and don't need it.
Yeah, I want you to just go up to someone.
Okay.
I just ask for money.
Ask for money?
Yeah.
Please, please.
I need money, but scratch your neck and everything and be like this.
They're gonna think I'm a crackhead!
Yes, yes.
What the fuck?
I need money, please.
Please.
I need it. I need it. I need to feed my kids.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, just do what you tell me to say.
Yeah.
Okay, I need the mic.
In the phone.
In the phone.
Wait a minute.
Oh, this one's funny, you guys share it nice.
Okay, yeah, keep laughing at me.
Oh, shit, I ended the call.
Bro, I'm...
No, that's four times now.
This is five video calls.
Okay.
I'm calling you
All right, I'm going out there. Okay wait, so
Okay
It's digital recording romantic losses. No, but that is a W shell
Cool
Wait, where are you?
Wait, hello, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Yeah, I can hear you, I can hear you. Okay.
Yeah, go to those two, uh, um, old ladies right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jess with the pink bag.
Let's go up to them now.
Say, please, please, I need it. I need money, please.
Excuse me? Please, please, do you guys have any money?
Please, any money?
Please, no money.
No, keep, no, keep going, keep going. Keep saying please, please.
Please, please, please, please.
Please, I'll do anything you want.
Please, I'll do anything you want.
Please, I'll give you money, please.
I'll give you, please, I'll give you money.
I'll give you money.
Please, give me money, please, I'll give you money.
Please, I'll give you money.
Please, please, please, I really need to.
Please, I really need to give you money.
I really need to give you money, please.
All right, okay, let's find someone else.
I'll give you money.
Wait, there's no one wants money.
Please, I'll give you money.
There's no one wants money.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, hey, the blue-eyes.
Come on, come on, come on.
I just told him, dude, I'll give him money,
and he said no.
All right, um, okay, um, let me see,
let me see who else is there.
Who else is there?
Alright, next person you see, run up to them and then just stop.
You see those two ladies?
Just run up to them and then just stop.
Yeah.
Okay, alright.
Then what's your right there?
Just run up to them.
Just run up to them and stop.
Yo he just said his guy's not breathing.
Alright.
Alright wait, um, let me see, let me see.
Let me see.
Ah, wait. I think there's something about somebody looking at us.
I think they realized that I'm filming.
Um, okay.
Um, okay. The last couple, just one of them, and be like...
Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
We're clearing up the park. There's nobody in the area anymore.
There is no place for us to go anymore.
We cleared the park out.
Alright, alright, come back, come back, come back, come back.
You've done what you need to do.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, bro, that's a leap.
I'm the best thing I've seen.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, it's such a needle-plate or a nettle, a nettle.
I know it, that's actually good for your skin, so it's good.
Yeah, no, nettles are actually good for your skin. I'm not even capping.
I'll get you, you have to lick the duck.
No, I'm not saying.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
Go on.
There's this this do I want to think of one or do I want to pick one from the list hold on
Let me see let me see some of these
Drew said he wants to go
You go one more time than Drew Rose
That's a great idea.
Sit next, okay, we got,
here are the list of options we have.
Get people to sign a petition to convince people
that ducks are government spies.
Lost tourists ask people for directions
and then when they tell you,
argue with them and tell them they're wrong.
You did the fake sketch artist one.
Tell a couple they look cute and get them to swap phones.
Very obviously spy on people.
We do have binoculars for that one.
Start a conversation, very quiet,
and then get louder mid-sentence
and keep going between quiet and loud.
Which one, Chad, which one?
The tourist one?
Which one's that?
Where you go talk to a tourist,
you go ask people, you tell them you're a tourist,
and ask them for directions to somewhere?
The phone swab?
You see the tourist?
Oh, the spy?
Are you one of the spy one?
All right.
Okay, you just tell me you're the spy one.
Okay.
I'm gonna tell you how to spy too.
Okay.
Okay, say it.
You have the phone, right?
Or no, you don't hear.
You need this.
Yeah, we're good.
Okay.
All right.
We're going out again.
Okay.
Drew, you're next, buddy.
Yes you are. Yes you are. Yes you are.
I'm like talking to people.
Alright, wait can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay, tell me who.
Okay, hold on.
Um
Okay, do you see
Are these people
Okay, I might give it be curious about that. All right, you see those two people that are sitting on the ground over there
Wait in front of me right now. Yes
Okay, it's like a it's like a couple. They're sitting on the ground. Yes
All right, so what I want you to do is I want you to go I want you to go close to them
I want you to lay down and prone on the grass and just stare at them with your binoculars
No, no the couple to the right. Yeah, yeah that one that one that one
Do like a do like a roll do a roll do a roll like your
There's my...
Lay down, just lay down from the binoculars.
I'll slowly just start crawling forward.
Alright, stop, stop.
Just keep staring at the binoculars.
See how close you can get without them moving.
See how close you can get.
Oh, shit.
That's why I just keep going. See how close you can get.
Why is he just sitting there?
Oh yeah, he caught us.
Okay, I mean it doesn't look like they're doing much. They're just sitting there.
Okay, come back, come back, come back.
Tell him you're bird watching.
Just tell him you're bird watching.
Oh my God, I lost connection.
I lost connection with him.
Oh my God, he just, he's taking a picture of him.
Pepper spray.
What is he, are they kissing?
What is happening?
Oh, yes, I do.
Okay, sorry about that.
Hello.
Okay, wait.
Yes, I can hear you now.
You cut out a little bit though.
Yeah, I did.
Sorry.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
All right.
You see these two?
Oh my gosh, this is creepy though.
All right, which one is this?
See the two girls walking?
Just stand in the middle with your hood down.
Stand in the middle of the walkway and just put your binoculars down.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
the walkway and just stick with your binoculars pointed at them.
And then when they start walking towards you, just keep backing up and back pedaling with
them.
Just keep going with them.
Keep following them.
Just keep going with them, keep following them.
They're so fucking confused.
Tell them you're bird watching.
Say sorry I'm bird watching.
Sorry, I'm bud watching
All right, you got a smile one more person
Hey, did you quit question do you know how to climb a tree?
I see there's a tree in the pad that you could climb
All right wait low key we I'm trying to okay you could either get up close someone where you could hide behind the tree spine on them
What should I climb tree?
Can you climb that tree?
Okay, let me see you drunk. Let me see you climb the tree then
Let me see you climb that tree if you can really do it
You put the monopter down you don't need them
You are not getting up that tree.
I can't run.
I mean, I can't lift it up.
See if you can get lifted up.
Wait, Nate, do you want to lift me?
I just spy on one last person, however you want to do it.
Okay.
Tell me how to do it.
What?
I don't know.
There's someone behind the car.
Trying to climb a tree.
He's heading this way.
Okay.
I mean, I guess.
Thanks for letting us know.
Okay.
I'm going to go get the car.
Okay.
Let us know um, okay. I mean just just sit behind the tree and pop out and like spot like with the binocular spine
Okay, I'm not gonna tell you who's coming I want you to pop out and just run with the binoculars
Ready?
Yeah, three two one tell
It's too old ladies. It's too old ladies, Tedgie.
The police are gonna get caught, bro.
Okay, you can come back. You can come back.
The police are gonna come, bro.
We have about 15 minutes of daylight left. I'll go one more time.
Okay.
Alright, question.
They thought it was a camera wait. What happens if the cops get caught in London? Is that like dangerous?
Who did you give your shirt to oh at the at the charity match
So there was a group of ten girls and they were holding up a sign that said Lacey take your shirt off
So I took my jersey off and I threw into the crowd for them
Put it on God so I put it on God. That's what happened on my soul on everything. I love
Drew come on just go bro. Why just go just go
All right, I'll go one more time you want to you want to pick one or you want to you want to come on
Okay, I need the phone
All right, these are all the ones that it could be
These are all the ones that it could be right here.
I think the tourist one is right here.
The tourist one?
I'm gonna do the tourist one.
I've got to go another front and sit there.
Alright, you can look through.
It's these and then down.
Okay.
Tourist, tourist?
Yes.
Convince people that ducks are government spies.
But I want you to have this clipboard right here
And I want you to go to be like, hey, excuse me, excuse me
Please, please. I want to say something to ducks the government spies. I want you to sign my petition
This keeps like I'm wanting to like get louder and louder. We're mixing tooth. Okay. Oh, so you want me to start quiet?
And you know what I'm mixing? No, no, no, no, no loud and get louder and louder. Keep getting louder
I'm screaming at them
All right, where's the mic? You got mic? Yes. Yeah, it's for me the last one cuz it's getting dark in it's getting a little nipply out here
Wait, you mean nippy? Huh? Nippy? Nippy. No nippy. Nippy. Say it a little nippy. No, it's nippy. No one says nippy. What's nippy?
Oh, yeah
Is he okay?
Did you see me doing this?
Right, I think it's just funny, I love this so much.
My God, there's literally a duck right here. Sir, you see this?
Alright, yep.
This duck, this duck right here, you want to sign my petition?
You want to sign my petition?
No, yell at him.
These ducks, I'm telling you, they're not real.
These ducks are not real.
I've been studying them decades.
I've been studying these-
There's government's vibes.
They're government's vibes.
See the way it's flapping its tail?
See, look how it's running away.
You see that?
I'm telling you, I'm onto something here.
I'm onto something.
Please, please, give me your name.
Give me your name, and I'll sign my petition.
A decade, a decade.
Please, will you sign my petition?
Please.
Since I was 10 years old,
I've been studying these little,
these little, these little slappery fuckers out here.
Give me your name! I'll let me sign the petition!
Give me your name, please sign the petition, please!
You all sign the petition.
I'm telling you these d-
You're gonna find out one day I'm not crazy!
I'm not crazy! These doctors are not normal!
I'm telling you to find out one day!
He's gonna find out!
Steve, I wanna say stuff like, I suck your dick,
but they're not sexual harassment, I don't like that.
That's too man.
I'm trying to, my brain's messed up
in the sense that you're going to prison,
so I don't wanna do that.
Well, yeah, it's sexual assault, isn't it?
Okay, um...
Excuse me.
I talked to you for a minute, sir.
Uh...
Now, scream, DOX!
DOX!
DOX!
DOX!
Um, let me-let me-let me tell you what it should be.
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
The government!
They put these little flappy wing fuckers all around the park.
They put them all around the world.
And what's in them? It's cameras in their eyes.
Do you know how Queen Elizabeth died? It was ducks.
You know how all these things in the world happen? Ducks.
No, Queen Elizabeth. Do you know how Queen Elizabeth died?
Do you know how Queen Elizabeth died?
You know how she died, right? Ducks. Ducks.
Do you know Donald Trump?
You know Donald Trump.
Look, he's Donald Duck, Donald Duck.
That's when it all started, that's when it all started.
Donald Duck, I'm telling you, look around the world.
I bet you'll see one right now.
Right there, you're seeing it.
Flapping its wings, eating the grass.
Why'd they eat the grass?
Because it's a duck.
Yeah, you saw it, Christian?
What's your name?
Beck.
Oh, no.
Oh, you know, Beck sounds a little like something else.
It sounds like, duh.
Yeah.
So maybe you're one of them.
Sign my position now.
Sign my position now.
Your name.
Your name, social security number, and dick size.
Oh, like, okay.
See, that was, there's no me.
I didn't say that.
He did that himself.
Make sure to, make sure to put the dick size on there too.
That's the most important one.
No, no, no, no, see the girl in the red, afterwards I want you to just run up to her and say
Ducks!
6.5 centimeters?
That's your distance.
No, no, the girl in the red just run up to her and say Ducks.
Yeah.
Thank you sir.
Quickly, quickly.
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Ducks!
Ducks!
Let me tell you guys about Ducks!
They're destroying our economy.
They're destroying the economy.
Everything that we stand for, we come out here every day,
we get sold on a tree and we're told by the government,
oh, oh, you can live freely, oh, it's the city of freedom.
No, fucking ducks.
You see that little floppy wing over there?
No, they won't attack you because they programmed the government.
You know what it all started?
Say, God of Duck, in residence, God of Tremble.
Now say, the last duck I saw, his name was Ronnie Nets.
The last duck I saw, you know what his name was?
Ronnie Nets.
No, Ronnie Nets.
Ronnie Nets.
Yeah, will you sign my position?
What?
Put an imaginary one.
Put an imaginary one.
Thank you sir, 12 feet, Jesus Christ.
Okay, um, that guy in the white hoodie.
Excuse me sir, can I tell you what I'm dreaming?
No, no, no, chase it, chase it, chase it.
Keep chasing.
Sir.
Say docks.
Sir, please, there's docks, there's docks, there's docks.
Okay, that's it.
Um, who else?
Okay, no, no, the two people sitting down.
Let's go up to them, yeah, and just be like,
do you know what I find crazy about the world?
Ducks.
Wait, you're taking pictures of me?
No, bro, no, photo bomb that shit, bro.
No, no, fuck me, who cares?
No, bro.
No, go up to them, go up to them right now.
Say, fuck your picture, sign my petition, ducks.
Hey, sorry to interrupt this picture.
I'm so sorry.
No, fuck you no.
What are you guys-
No, say fuck your picture.
Fuck this.
Fuck the picture.
Ducks.
Ducks.
You know about ducks.
You know how they go around like this.
Right? The ducks.
You heard about the ducks?
Let me tell you about these ducks.
They program by the government.
The government has the ducks out here.
I'm not crazy. You're laughing at me.
Do I look like I'm crazy?
Do I look crazy?
You guys, I'm not crazy.
See?
These ducks are broken.
They have cameras in their eyes.
See, I called it the charity match.
I'm not crazy.
I swore in the charity match! I'm not crazy!
You're not saying I'm crazy?
Were you sign my petition?
I'm sending this to the government.
I have two names down right now.
I'm sending this to the government
and we're going to get rid of these ducks.
They're crazy.
Say, give me your name now!
I want- I need to get rid of these ducks!
Please, give me your name now!
I need to get rid of these ducks!
All right, now slam it on the floor.
the clipboard and start screaming ducks ducks ducks
ducks ducks ducks
fucking
fucking
he broke it
you're making a crazy face on your dead shell
i'm harassing innocent people
ok last one that family there
say ducks ducks ducks and run away
ducks ducks ducks
no but you know run in front of them and say
ducks ducks ducks and run away
DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS DOCKS
What? Wait, what? What's that?
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what was that, bro?
Wait, wait, bro, what was that?
What did he just give you?
A pack of gum! He gave me a pack of gum!
Wait, DUCKS!
Wait...
DUCKS!
Look at his duck!
Look at his duck!
Come here, you little fucker!
Back, back, back, back, back, back!
No, it was good.
What, you gave your gum and then...
and then left?
Wait, Dr. Pepper Guy.
Wait, Gum Guy?
Oh my gosh.
You think you should squeal, little duck?
Yeah, it's all about ducks, huh?
All about ducks.
Come here, duck.
All right.
All right.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Okay.
I'm mad.
Okay.
You made a new friend?
What, where's it?
Oh, it's a duck.
I don't think they're catchable.
Come here, buddy. Hey!
Hey!
Cool.
What was it?
Why did he just give you that?
I don't know.
People say he's the Doctor Pepper guy.
The Doctor Pepper guy?
Yeah.
Why didn't he give me a Doctor Pepper?
He gave me a bag of gum.
We're done.
Yeah.
You think it's good to eat?
I mean, personally I wouldn't.
It's fully packaged though.
Don't eat it?
You think it's fully packaged?
Inject it.
Inject the gum or what?
Fennel?
Fennel.
Fennel.
Drew's turn.
It's hit black.
Come on, Drew.
I already put the stuff on there.
I'm not doing that.
It's fine.
Alright, Devin, you ready?
I'm most excited for it. Wait, why? Because we're gonna go back to my Airbnb and I have a bunch of UK food to do a Mukbang
But you have to tell me why it's good
Okay, and walk me through how to eat it
But do you actually have a bunch of yes?
I asked someone from the UK
What the most popular food spots were and what the most popular food combinations were and this is what I was so
Stop saying of course. Yes, we're going to eat. I got
um sped bros sped bros I don't know what the fuck that is no sped bros is sped
spud bros oh spud bros they don't they don't deliver spud bros or greggs so we
couldn't eat them that's fine wait you don't have no we need greggs maybe we
pick it up we can stop it greggs do we what do we need us do we need a
spud bros we don't need it but I mean they don't deliver apparently but we
We got a bunch of, um, Greg's Delivers?
Yeah.
Hey Drew, he said Greg's Delivers.
Wait, what are you using, Uber Eats?
Whatever, what are they having?
Deliver, Deliver Room.
Whatever it is.
I use Uber Eats, Uber Eats.
What's that?
What's that?
Deliver Room?
Deliver Room.
Deliver Room.
Deliver Room.
That's something I actually don't understand.
Why is everything different around here?
Like what?
Like, oh, we're London.
We use WhatsApp instead of iMessage.
deliver new instead of doordash
I don't know I'm not anything in America with it weird but you guys say gas
full of petrol. Huh? You say I'm gonna open up my car with gas. Yes gasoline. That's
the legal terminology. Gasoline. Gasoline.
What the fuck's a wanker?
Oh, um, it's not that, someone who does that.
He's singing laces a wanker.
I mean, you said it, right?
I mean, do you rank?
Goode?
Yeah, do you rank?
Do I spank my chicken?
Yeah.
Honestly, not much.
I have a girlfriend.
Yeah, but when was the last time?
Last time I spanked my own knee?
Yeah.
Gonna have to be probably,
probably early last month when I was traveling.
Oh, see, say that you are a wanker.
No, no, no, only when I'm like away from my girlfriend.
Maybe I'll get a little shower jerking.
Wait, you jerking the cello?
Yes.
That's weird.
How is that weird?
I said that's weird.
How is that weird?
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird, that's weird, that's weird.
A shower truck's right there.
You just say that's weird.
Is Greg's a burger place?
No, no, no. Wait, what is Greg's a burger place?
It's a pastry place.
Pastry place?
I thought you were going to be a pastry place.
We what?
It's my dad's. Do you want a phone to reach out?
I'm...
Yeah, why not? Hello, chat.
Because I'm going to be honest, when I went to Greg's, I had the worst experience possible.
Really? Oh yeah, you went with Max Kedav.
Yeah, and you got me...
But no one hangs out with Max Kedav.
Why?
I mean, is your intro eating experience?
It's part of it.
He got me Thai chili chips, dipped it in mayonnaise, made me scream, I'm that nuns, and then
eat it.
I mean, you told me, is that a good experience?
No.
You didn't know what a nuns was?
So Greg's actually a popular place that people like out here?
It's alright.
It's alright.
Yeah, Greg's okay.
If you ask me then, um, I home cook, so...
You cook?
Yeah.
What?
We should have cooked something.
Yeah, I cook.
What do you cook?
Um, my Nigerian things.
No, you don't!
Yeah, no, no, I'm not a Nigerian.
Oh, you don't cook Nigerian?
No, no, no.
What do you say?
I should have, no, I should have cooked for guys, well.
He cooks microwave-ready meals.
No, I get like Jollof Rice, Abba, Agussi, all of that, but you don't know that, HD.
No, no, no, I'm not, you're not going to troll me.
I guess you have a food that you could call an El Pussy.
No, Agussi, not El Pussy, Agussi.
Agussi?
Yeah.
Sounds like some shit I wish my girlfriend here didn't say.
You just snort.
Agussi?
Is it good?
This is your chat phone.
Oh, I thought you could take it back if you want.
No, no, I won't. I'll take it. Okay. Let's go to Gregg's. Let's go to Gregg's. Okay. Let's go
We catch a cab or catch a cab. Yeah, that's what I've been doing around here
15 minutes of walking
15 minutes of walking
Right normally I would love to walk but the problem is
People waiting the whole time pressing a picture
Do we get some more?
No.
No.
Ah!
A group picture.
Yeah.
A group picture.
Stream pic.
So they all get it.
A group picture.
Yeah.
A group picture.
A group picture.
We're here for LA, baby.
Are you from LA?
Yes, sir.
We asked you a question.
Who's the king of LA?
Who's the king of LA?
Which one are you two by?
You?
Hey, we want to get rid of them.
Get rid of them.
Get rid of them, please.
I need them first of here.
Here it goes.
I need guys like these.
Thank you, bro.
What are we doing?
Right.
Some of this stuff.
What is this?
It's a tripod and portable.
Walk into gray.
No, no, no, no.
It's a tripod and portable.
What is this?
It's a tripod and portable.
You just ran for like 60 minutes.
You played 12.
You played 12?
Yeah.
I did 60.
You played 60 minutes?
Yeah, I got 60 minutes.
Why do you think I only got 12 minutes, to be honest?
I wasn't even tired.
How many times did you touch the goal?
Four.
No, no, no, beat four.
I had four touches in 12 minutes.
And one of them was a defensive play that stopped the goal,
And it was a pass which led to Marlins goal.
What was your what was your rating?
6.2.
Is that good?
I got a 3.7.
You got a 3.7 rating?
Yeah.
See, I actually got more time out there.
I wasn't even playing bad.
I think you know, honestly, yeah,
the next one they get to give right, the people who are the worst,
more time to play.
Well, that's going to be a problem because the next one I'm off going to be worse.
Oh.
I'm training hard.
I'm training for goalie next year.
Oh, you wouldn't be a goalkeeper next year. Yeah, that's my goal
Like if I had one goal to set right now for next year is to be invited back as a goalkeeper
Yeah, that's what's like I really want I really think I could be the best goalkeeper the charity matches ever seen
Yes
I got you, bro.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Free clothes never match out at all.
Thank you, bro.
Wait, did you get my size?
Did you get my size?
I got WC.
This guy's tough.
This guy's tough.
You're too nice, though.
I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
Thank you.
There's not a bomb in there.
Ah, you have to...
It's a very interesting place, so they just...
Look at my new head, bro.
Right up on you.
I'm a bit lucky I ran over here.
That was funny dude, that was funny dude.
Wait, calm down.
That's my girlfriend's name.
They just searched up my girlfriend's name to tell me what it was on the street.
It's very weird.
Yes.
That's so weird.
Huh?
You're the ant-pods.
Yeah.
So they just gather over there in protest and like talk about like, uh...
Yes, that's things that's happening in like the world.
But is there a lot of trauma that happens in London?
Or in the UK?
I mean, no, they just, they took out everything.
Everything.
So, yeah.
This way though.
But do people in here care about like, what happens in the US?
Yes, weirdly enough, right. Fair enough. Right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I feel like we shouldn't
care, but we do care. I live in the US, and I don't even care. That's probably a problem
You guys during the U.S.
I think that's why we actually does
the effects of a bunch of fucking assholes.
Nice, bro.
I'm gonna kick out of the back tire.
I want to say film the fuck.
There's two guys on the bike.
What'd they say?
No, Nathan was saying like, it's a bit weird to be caught in the back, but I've never
sit behind a mountain.
Sit on a mountain.
Yeah.
I would nab you.
No, bro, you'll never catch me on a bike with another dude.
Look, look, look, look.
Sit down.
Stop.
So in the UK, we say that's a Y.
What?
That's a Y.
And your Y.
If you're moving a bit, that's me.
We say that's a Y.
Oh, what a Y.
What a Y.
Bunch of lies.
You're just turning around.
It's a little shit.
You're a Y.
Wait, how do you spell it?
Wait, how do you, it's just Y, isn't it?
Like the letter?
Yeah, because it's not Y for that.
You're a Y.
Now, why are you doing that?
Oh, Y, okay.
That's Y.
Y.
What a Y.
Yo, Chess, I'll cause me a Y.
Huh, wait, London's kinda nice in this area.
Huh?
It's so nice.
You know what, I don't do anything with security.
Well, you honestly should.
Like ever.
You should.
Then you can do more.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know what I mean, because then you have that security, you know what I mean?
Oh, oh, that's for you, Deji.
You didn't see what you did?
What you did?
She made a heart for you.
No, that was for you, my brother.
No, that was for you.
Yeah?
Look, she's freaking out over you, dude.
I'm not sleeping on my own.
I'm trying to pick up the truck.
Did you hear it?
No, I didn't hear it.
Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.
I'm not sleeping on my own.
That's for me, OK?
Yeah, but I told you to sleep on my own.
He said, like, I want to, like,
an opportunity to sleep on my own.
Yeah, but it's very, very quick.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to sleep on my own.
I'm going to sleep on my own.
I'm going to sleep on my own.
Right here, these two guys.
Doxy, doxy, doxy, doxy, doxy!
What?
What?
You're not attacking here.
Yeah, you're not attacking here.
See that, I get men.
See that?
Austin here?
I'll bump Rex.
You see that? I get men. You get those.
No, no, no. Did you see what the group of girls had at the bash yesterday?
Wait.
a group of...
Fart bro, I'm sorry!
Hey, little kid, look so excited!
Wait, what did you say?
So there was a group of girls, you know what we made our rounds at the end?
Yeah?
There were girls, they were all like,
and I said, Lacey, take your shirt off.
There you go.
I
Feel like a
Very likely the 2000s, but you need to know the age. No, no, I
Know I do
Mean I I'm just there was holding up a poster nice through the jersey
What are you shrugging for like
Oh wait, I've got my hand on it, so...
How do I get into the office?
Uh, wait...
What?
Uh, it's super late.
It's fully empty.
Uh, no it's not.
We're following down my trolley.
Wait, unless I'm super delayed.
I'm not going to ask you open the door.
Oh, fuck.
I swear I just saw it. It was like a little button on the side
Fun is this I don't know it's like a hundred dollars Samsung. Oh
We are good we're back
Would you ever stream? No, why I can't
Like it's too stressful
Why I was actually
count quality earths true thoughts yeah if anything's wrong it's just my fault
save Jason wait what's wrong with Jason oh if I'm correct I think he's fighting
JJ oh he's boxing oh shit he's fighting oh no
Is that better, Chet?
KSI dogged him?
Wait, oh what?
Oh, did they already fight?
I think they already boxed.
He got knocked out?
That's Cap, there's no way.
Wait, he didn't until obviously he hit me with a bullet.
No, who A.G. Singh got knocked out?
Your Cap, man.
Yo!
Oh!
Oh man wait
Wait, because you any footage it Chad is there any clip or any footage he went 10 rounds
Wait, so JJ let it go to 10 rounds. I said that's a bit embarrassing. Oh my he was wearing headgear. Wait, they're saying there's a clip
Wait, go back, go back.
Where is that punch?
Oh my god!
It's fucked up.
Five seconds, five seconds, five seconds, five seconds.
I'm about to hit a ground.
Oh my gosh, how was JJ letting him land?
Jason, you didn't pull me!
Yo, JJ's not even trying!
And this guy wants to box me.
He wants to box you?
Yes.
Wait, are you a better fighter than JJ?
Yes.
So if you and JJ got in the ring, you beat him?
Yeah.
If our weights were the exact same, then yes.
100%
Would he say the same?
yes so you're really like that I'm him the whole chest in cap but he actually
kept their laughing and he made your trolling wait wait let me face let me
cool down you've been boxing for what 10 years
Yeah.
Yasha box.
That would be, oh my God, I would be crazy.
I would pay to watch that.
So face on the move.
Yeah, ask, I wanna hear what you say.
I
Excuse me
Wide-speed call
Did he has great technique I
Want to see you box
When's the last time you balked seriously?
Uh, maybe like...
So I do it for practice, like for training.
Like, whatever, like just for like, for working out.
I feel like you still got it.
We're still picking up.
Should I try?
Alright, okay, yeah. If you try. If Gigi picks up, I'll...
I'll be so pissed.
Please.
I got a look good for him when he picks up now who do you think he calls back first
me ask to be one of you doesn't call you there was back um you had to get into either
he destroyed when you fought Marlene yeah you beat him yeah I reached out the way because
I was bleeding
You beat Marlin. Yeah
Like the Marlin I know like six five. Yes beautiful smile and nice skin. Yes, like Demi god Marlin. Yes
He beat Mayweather I
Gave him a black eye. Yes, you fought Floyd Mayweather. Yes, I'm getting trolled. I'm being the best. I'm getting trolled
What?
Cap!
Teji Mayweather.
Oh my god, you did!
Yes, bro!
I thought you were trolling!
No, I'm being for real!
Wait, what?
No, you did not.
So you're telling you wet how many how many rounds it eight five six rounds you went six rounds of play my mother
Like I actually did not know that I did not know that no, so I'm holy fuck. Yeah, what?
We
We that's insane
This whole time I thought you were like I thought you were like trolling. No, I'd beat the shit out of Marlin
Yeah, that in my head just didn't make sense. I can't picture anybody being shot at Marlin
Yeah, honestly, cuz I knew my range of him. So I knew what I could step where I couldn't so
So yeah, this is proving himself, I don't know.
You probably didn't know he's top five too.
Oh, so yeah, people say I'm top five black man
the whole time.
I agree with that.
So I agree with that.
I actually do agree with that.
I think you definitely are.
Yeah, you'd be in my top five.
Top five for a reason.
Yeah, just.
I'll cut please.
True that.
Wait, so, okay, be honest.
You had a hundred percent how long my last with you during a minute
Before you knock me out. I wouldn't I want to go through your face. I love your body
And what would they do like break? Yeah, I'll just break you apart like break my ribs
No, not why I mean more for your liver your kidneys
Oh, that's why I'm glad they tap out or what?
You'll go down if you get a proper head to the kidney of the liver you're going down
That's why I would do I wouldn't I wouldn't aim for your face
Jesus, list your top five black people?
Hey Lacey, Lacey, keep the bag.
Please.
Come on, Dads, I didn't know you dad.
Probably what?
I'm like...
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Where's the brakes?
Where's the brakes?
Oh, okay.
Holy shit!
Yeah!
I thought you were trolling.
Like, when Jason said he was going to box you, I thought it was a troll.
No, no, he actually was fighting.
But you'd kill him.
That's what I'm gonna say like actually a ksi dog if your brother's dog on him and you're like an actual like fighter fighters
Like you will murder Jason
So he wants me to go he said go 100%
Let me tell me go 50% then he wants to go 25%
so
Yeah, you're amazed. I am amazed. I'm not gonna lie
Wait, I'm actually
Very well you have it.
Greggs, oh my gosh, it's Greggs here.
Holy shit, it's Greggs.
So, the main thing you get at Greggs is a sausage roll.
A sausage roll?
The one thing you didn't get when you came here.
I gotta cheese it on you.
Yeah, no, get a sausage roll. That's what you want.
Okay, hold on, I gotta make, we gotta fix this bag situation here.
I asked if they had bags.
They only need like the portables and the tripods.
Yeah.
But you have one of the tripods.
Yeah. I think there's only one portable there.
So this I'll eat it.
Double check?
Do he beat you on Mayweather?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Okay we'll throw that away in the trash.
Alright.
Oh my god, a Capri Sun?
Yeah, it's rare.
What do you think this had Capri Suns in here?
They see everything wrong.
What?
Capri Sun.
What?
Cat's that Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
You're right.
Okay, what do you say Capri Corn?
Huh?
Do you say Capri Corn or Capricorn?
Capricorn.
Thank you. So then Capricorn.
No, I say Capricorn.
Okay, okay, Capricorn.
Yes, that's why it's in one word.
Capricorn, Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
I think it means...
I was all right. In those occasions, say Cap...
Capricorn.
No, Capricorn.
It's not Capricorn, it's in one word.
No, say Capricorn.
I'm not saying...
No, but then you have to say Capricorn.
Capricorn, Cap...
Fine, I'm...
You get more...
I'll praise you.
Do you guys say things weird here?
No, you say things weird.
What are other things that...
Sha, what are other things that people in London say weird?
There's things I've been hearing.
What's it called?
Yeah, I know it's not.
Marlon.
Marlon.
I already announced it's called Marlon.
No, I said Marlon.
Marlon.
Marlon.
Okay, that's normal.
Uh...
Tomato.
Aluminum.
Aluminium.
You're throwing it.
Aluminium.
But I'll do not say aluminium.
Aluminium.
It's aluminum.
Aluminium.
Aluminium.
Aluminium.
Such an aluminum.
You just get rid of the eye.
Yeah, like, oh, I need to pack my lunch and get some aluminum.
Aluminium.
Aluminium.
Aluminium.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
Schedule.
What's the schedule?
had porridge it's like oatmeal or what yeah it's like a soggy yeah we're trying
you can't do this I'll throw it on there okay this this and then I'm gonna let
you just take whatever because I don't really know all right you get four
Four sausage rolls please. Wait, do you want to take some rolls?
No, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Okay, alright, sorry.
Do you want to have some sausage rolls?
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Okay, cool. Three sausage rolls. One chicken roll.
Two donuts for my man right here. Yeah, I feel like you need it anyway.
He's getting us yourself.
and lots to use and one to be too
is this like London 7-11?
no no no no no oh sorry and these two
the Capri Sun the Capri Sun
the Capri Sun and the Portage as well? yes sir
the Capri Sun
that's it isn't it?
No, no, no. We'll pay him first. We're good.
Oh yeah, no, no, no.
Thank you.
Do you guys have any aluminum back there?
Do you guys have any aluminum back there?
It's not how you say it.
No, aluminum.
It's not aluminum.
So I spell it. Spell aluminum.
Spell aluminum?
Spell Aluminum?
Yeah, it was, yeah.
Okay.
A-L-U-M
Yeah.
I-N-U-M
No.
Aluminum.
No.
Aluminum.
No.
you
you
you
you
you
You suck this shit?
Yeah you suck it.
Right, why, why you do it in your son?
You see the way that sucked the thing?
Suck the king.
Yeah, why are you sucking the thing like that?
Suck the king.
Yeah, why are you sucking the king like that?
Yo, this better miss as I had a Capri sign.
Capri sign?
Oh my god, I'm gonna freak out.
Well, you have both of them, right?
Ooh.
Yeah, do it real quick, real quick.
We're not one of us.
Sorry, bro.
I love that.
Is it over?
I'm gonna start.
I'm gonna bring this lingo.
Here's my question.
I have.
I want to start.
I want to put a Nando's in Los Angeles.
Okay.
Nando's isn't from the UK.
What?
It's from South Africa.
It's South Africa.
It's from South Africa.
No, it's from South Africa.
Who told you that?
Nando.
It's Portuguese, but it's South Africa.
It's the Portuguese person who started it in South Africa.
Yeah.
Wait, is that a black cab we can take?
Yeah.
So it's not from the UK.
I want to put one in LA.
Okay, but then you can have the talk to them.
You can't make, you can't be like,
oh, and they make Hernandez, same everything.
I just put a, oh, no, no.
Oh, God, wait.
Well, why not?
Oh, no, wait.
No, I'm for the whole people's sake.
Um, I mean, because that's just a lawsuit,
like, just waiting for you.
I mean, you can try it.
But people in the US, they own shit-fil-a-es?
Um,
you're saying?
Oh, I'm sorry.
sorry okay so they did grind up in front of us okay I thought I thought I was stupid but I was good
one second what's wrong?
oh yeah
this is good
you enjoying it?
I've enjoyed this a lot
yeah so you suckin' that
in the US they're only half of this
really? yeah
you love suckin' that
why are you suckin' it like so
it's tentative
and they come with like a little yellow straw
yeah look we have that here too
No, no, I'm sorry, no, that's a lie, be used to it, be out of paper for a while.
Keeper? Oh, I think it's all sobbing in your mouth, I hate that shit.
Bro, snagging, you're moving man.
Man, you're leeching.
I am, bro.
Yeah, bro, you're musking.
I'm musking.
I'm musking.
I'm musking.
I'm musking.
I'm musking.
I'm musking.
I'm musking.
I'm musking.
Yeah, I move Y.
You don't move Y.
Y!
Oh, those stars in the floor!
Look at that!
I've never seen stars in a floor.
They shouldn't be too far.
Why for that? Yeah, it's glitter. He's a wife of that. Yeah, why for that?
Yeah, why are you guys eating some more? This is so cool. You've got to teach me some more
These things ever like so obviously why for that if someone's moving man, okay
Moving moving gay
I mean, I guess you can it does make sense if someone's moving if you're straight and then someone's moving gates
Which is moving a bit I gotta ask they're saying something they're saying fake taxi
Um, so yeah, fake taxi is the dual colour that I originally lived from Black Cabs, yeah?
What does that mean?
Do you know what fake taxi is?
No.
Oh, so, uh, do I, do I, okay, cool.
So, um, people fucking taxis.
That's, that's what fake taxi is.
What?
Yeah, that's what it is.
So these are fake taxis.
So the taxi driver's not an actual taxi driver.
And then he just ends up fucking the girl there.
But consensuals, keep in mind consensuals.
Like for a porno.
Yes.
Fake taxi classic, we grew up on that shit.
I mean, I didn't.
Wait, it's a real thing.
No, so sometimes you get a black tie
and you get a taxi and you get fucked.
Is that how it works?
Is that how it works?
I guess it's not how it works.
It's time, boy.
You call a black cat, you get a taxi, and you turn it around.
You pick the wrong one before you know you're gonna fucking get back in a taxi.
No, it's like a scripted.
Oh.
Yeah, a scripted, a scripted.
I thought it was real. That should be a cool asset as you know. That would be a great fucking invention.
I mean, why did he bring it to the UK? I went to the US.
A taxi?
Yeah.
It's like, get a ride or get fucked.
He's a 50-50 day stroll every time.
But you're aware of the day stroll so if you do it you see you know what you're signing up for.
Yeah
Yeah, the doors they just look, you know, fuck!
No!
Oh, that's so crazy.
It stuck to my lip.
It's pulled off.
Wait, how far is it?
I'm trying to see.
I don't think it's...
What's your ETA?
What's your ETA? You know that song?
Eight minutes.
8 minutes.
Okay.
I keep- see three more?
Um, okay.
Moving mad.
Malik helped me, man.
What's that mean? Huh?
Malik helped me, man.
His name is Malik.
Um...
I'm sorry, that's crazy.
Yeah, you can't just say it, isn't it?
Someone told me one the other day.
Oh
This is the sticky one still sticky one. Yeah, I say that I say sticky ones still it's still
You have to add still. Yes, sir. I still to that
What is still dude? You just add it to the end of things. Oh, just yes, even all these women mad still
Fuck with that
I'll be like, I'll be like, okay, I'm from the English scenario.
Like, damn, this food is mad good still.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'm tired still.
Yeah, I swear you're using it correctly.
Okay, so what does it like mean?
It just adds more emphasis to what you're saying.
I'm tired still.
Mm, no, I'm tired still.
Oh, but you say it with a little bit different
of emphasis.
Yeah.
I'm tired still.
Oh, these girls are moving mad still.
These girls are moving mad still.
Yeah.
And it's a bit of a tough one, isn't it?
Yeah, but the way you're saying it is like you're ending the sentence with it.
It's supposed to be like it's full stop and then still.
Yeah.
Ah, this dude's gay still.
I can't get the emphasis right.
And depending on what the sentence you're saying depends on how you change the still.
Yeah.
He's moving gay still.
Yeah.
British shit? Yes, that's what I like. I want to move here now. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't.
Let's go to the chicken shop. What? Go to a chicken shop on your own.
Let's see what happens. In the middle of the night?
Right after a football game.
So why did the Mendem just camp out of the chicken shops?
Because they knew where you were. You just came, because Marlon just finished a football game.
at the Emirates, North London.
So they're going to know where he is.
They're just going to scout around.
So they're not just like in chicken shops just chilling there, waiting.
But, and all the time, my chicken shops, that's where like people just go anyway just to hang out.
So they see like Marlon at a chicken shop, they be like, oh cool.
I see Marlon with his girl at a chicken shop, that's harassing.
We chill at the chicken shops.
We get a few views on TikTok.
Yeah.
Because that's how people think.
well that's how that's how that's how weird those things yeah wet people wet
people yeah wet that's awesome it's a wet answer so it's like another way of saying
what is that moist like it's almost like a winner what yeah you're so wet
but oh you're so weird brother if I in the US walked up to a group of girls and
like y'all are so wet they're calling a cop now you can't say that in the
U.S. Yeah, but in the U.K. it just means like you're with, or you can say moist. That's a bad one.
That's even, if I walked into a group of girls in the U.S. and said, nah, you guys are so moist.
You know what the fuck would happen? Like, bro, there's things that y'all say here you cannot say in the U.S.
You'll be looked at like a pervert. Moist?
But no one says wasted it will they do that it's a wet
Your wet as hell you're mad wet. No, you're wet wet still
No, you know you have to say oh you're wet still your wet still. Yeah, like the little pause
They got there. Oh, you're wet still your okay your wet still
No, so you know you're ruining it now. That's too much of a boy. Okay, you're wet
Man, you're moving mad wet still.
Oh, you're moving mad wet still.
Still.
So like, you don't put, you don't put, so wet?
You don't, you say you're moving mad wet still.
You don't pronounce the T, wet still.
Wet, wet still.
Yeah.
You're moving mad wet still.
How does he still manage to make something?
I actually think it's an accent thing.
Yeah, absolutely.
It really is.
Yeah.
No, I'm not zesty.
It's genuinely just an accent thing.
I already found out what a cigarette was the other night, bro.
I already found out.
Oh, the slang word?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
How did you find out?
Because I was, I mean, this is not obviously bad, like I'm going to say the experience.
I was sitting there on the park bench and I was with these grubber girls and the girl
said, hey, can you pass me a thing?
And I was like, huh?
What?
What?
What did you just call me?
So those guys, it means cigarette.
Yes, and then they explained to me,
that's what a cigarette is, in the UK.
And I was like, wow, very interesting.
So yeah, I learned that one.
Oh, so you say us as well, so let me know.
Well, give us a pint.
The lean?
Yeah, so like, give us, means like, give me.
Oh, give us a pint.
Give us, yeah, we say, hey, bro, give us a ride.
No, before you, like, one person.
Yeah, so give us a pint for one person.
It's just you.
So why use plural when it's just you?
I don't know, that's just how it is.
Oh, give us a pint.
Give us a pint.
Give me a pint.
Give us a pint.
It's right here, it rolls off the tongue easier.
Give us a pint.
Give us a pint still.
Give me a pint.
Give us a pint still.
Oh, give us a pint still.
Give us a pint still.
That's too different.
That's like as British slang and then there's like it's like cock. That's what a wanker means
What's a wanker?
It's another word for so wanker. There's tosser. It just means so there's a few things so
If you want to see you masturbate a lot you're a wanker or you could be like it all means like you're an idiot
Oh, you wanker. Okay
Yeah, that was what about uh, so that someone someone called me a bloody wanker the other day
Yeah, you bloody idiot
Yeah. Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy.
Another one is TOSSA. TOSSA? Yeah. Same thing.
Wanker at TOSSA, same thing.
Bloody TOSSA. TOSSA. TOSSA.
Let's say TOS. TOSSA. TOSSA. TOSSA. TOSSA.
No, no, no. Not TOSSA. TOSSA.
Chad, what's US slang I can tell him about?
I think I know what it is.
All US slang? Yeah. Try me, say anything.
Okay, you know what nabs is
Okay, no, that's not it's not a bad shout
No one says that
Yes, they do no one you don't see maps. Yes, we do we go around all the same on the chat, too
Yeah, all you guys are gonna sheets nabs
I'm so serious look it is nabs
It's like oh you guys want to go to she doesn't get your clay tonight nabs not a bad shout
No one says that IRL yes we do I do we say nabs all the time
he says it all the time but he's not slang he's an abbreviation well but it's an abbreviation
for slang not a bad shout is like slang oh look at you you want to go over there not
Not a bad shot at all.
So then, if you, wait, it shouldn't be nabs, nabs out.
Cause you said not a bad shot at all.
So nabs out.
Now you just add the, add the add all at the end.
So nabs at all.
Yeah, nabs at all, that's nabs at all.
So it's a real thing.
But also, just so you know, it's not a worldwide thing.
It's just a thing that me and Martin started saying.
So it's not like a like a U.S. global type.
So it's not slang.
No, it's our slang, yeah.
No, you guys are slang.
Yeah.
That's not, it's not slang.
It's not like universal slang.
It's becoming universal.
Everybody is starting to say not about shout.
I mean, obviously Drew, though, but like...
No, other people actually say it, I swear.
Yeah.
They don't say it here.
I thought that's for Mar-
No, no, not about shout.
I thought this was from Marley got it from Blakeman.
No, no, no.
We say that.
Yeah, we say that.
Yeah, yeah.
But no one says naps.
No, but that's so wrong.
You guys said Monday say not a bad show.
Okay, so clear, you guys catch it on.
Or just show.
Clear, you guys catch it on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a show.
Okay, so it's catching on.
Me and Marley started a new thing.
You did, you did, you did start that.
You guys just said you started saying it.
Not a bad show.
Ha ha ha.
It's fine.
Nothing.
Um, do you guys say mid?
Oh, you guys say muddy.
What about muddy?
Muddy. No.
Wait, what is Muddy? Is it the same as like sticky?
No, no, no, it's like...
What you want today, Muddy?
Okay, yeah, are you all good?
I'm glad you said that. I hate this super slang, Mud.
Oh, what's good, Mud?
What's good, Mud?
I feel like I'm so dumb, bro.
What's good, Muddy?
Oh, are you good, Sand?
Sand?
Yeah, are you good, Sand?
Hey, you're saying Mud?
Mud?
Sand!
What?
Oh, you're my grass.
What?
That's not what it means. It's like mud.
You know you might tell that, bro.
Well, I'm fine.
Okay, what about, um...
Okay, you know what a matter daddy is?
Yeah, you can't do that.
I'm going to run and try that one.
What's the matter daddy?
Not a much, how about you?
What's good dirt?
Yeah, what's other US slang?
That like they wouldn't know
I know like I just want to catch this feed. Yeah fight. Yeah, what about word of bro?
What's a bro? What's a bro? What does that mean?
It's like
What's my mother?
Yes, but it's like it's like it's like if you're really serious you're really passionate about something you're saying you're like yo
Kiss you kiss your
What a bro. I'm not lying
That's it. That seems kind of like
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, mafia, kinda.
Like, like, like, what a bro.
What a bro.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey man, you trying to run this thing?
What a bro.
The fact's mud.
See, Mudcell's racist.
What, why, why Mud?
Ooh, what about fries?
Fries.
Yeah?
What about like, chips?
No, no, no, fries.
It's, it's a slang in the U.S.
Oh, like, you're frying like, all that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, so let's say, let's say you're like, let's say you see
three girls walking down the street.
And you're like, yo, look at those girls and I think they're chopped. I'm like fries
No, you're not either fries for like you want to do something. I think it's lame with fries
You say something that's not funny fries
I think like meaty is better on like no no no fries
Fries yeah, or if you're really feeling it you can hit a
Farah
Wait, so if you like the music for a rise, and if you don't like the music for a rise.
No, no, no, no, it's like if you see like if you really don't like it, you're like fries.
But if you really, really don't like it, you hit a for a rise.
I say it more zesty than normal people.
I don't know why I say it's so zesty like that.
Oh, what about a ball ride?
Yeah, isn't that just Jinxie's one?
Yeah, Jinxie's like, let me have a ball ride.
There's that one
What's more what's more
Yep
Zesty brick it's mad brick out
Well cold yeah
Break yeah for cold. Yeah
It's my brick out here, but then you say
Nipoli yeah, we say nipoli in the US a lot too like it's super nipoli out here
You say nippy.
No, nipply.
We say nipply.
We say nipply.
And then also, if you got to think of pee, you say, oh, I got to think of tinkle-tink.
A tinkle-tink.
A tinkle-tink.
Boy, you need a pee.
Yeah.
How are you guys?
Good.
How are you guys?
Good.
We don't say that you do.
Wait, it's mudded?
No, it's mudded.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
Oh, cold!
Thank you.
Can I have a receipt for that please?
Sorry?
Have a receipt for it please.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No worries, bud.
I'm wife, real husband.
No worries.
I haven't seen anything.
Ugh!
I don't feel much pain.
Get me out the cab!
another thing I've also noticed about all the houses here why are there so
many steps in every single place
no that's just not good
so you have like a big open like not any steps
I'm not a tingle tingle, yes.
Oh, what?
What's the door right over there?
How about a shower?
You're going to shut off.
Wait.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Oh, it's just us.
Oh, man.
It's just a comms.
We really got to stay this morning.
But it's actually nice that you're mucking it off.
Oh, holy shit!
Oh, wow.
Oh, I got first pigs!
What's that?
You know what it is.
You know what it actually is.
Oh, they know the code nice.
I don't know how.
You jacking this?
Huh?
You jacking this?
It's not stealing it.
No, no, no, no. You jacking it.
No, so jacking me in this country means are you going to steal it?
No, no, no, no, no, you're asking me that.
It means like, it means like are you jacking it, are you fucking it?
Are you jacking it?
Yeah, I'm jacking it, bro.
Wait, are you going to have these?
You don't have these?
No.
Ten fast days?
No.
Oh my god.
I'm telling you this stuff is a whole new world to me.
It's why I'm excited.
That's why I'm actually mad excited for this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, who's the... who's the... who's the lady, right?
What?
Who's this?
Maze?
Yeah.
Wait, listen to what you're facing that way, though.
Yeah, it's a bit there.
Oh, who?
Yeah.
Space is alright, you know.
It's not, Jack.
You know what I'm saying?
It's cheap, too.
Really?
Yeah, man. It was, like, $1,200 bucks for 40 years.
Oh!
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I saw it, it was like three sorries, too.
Four?
Wait, oh, there's two upstairs.
Yeah, there's another upstairs and then there's another upstairs over there.
I know.
Five bedrooms.
It's not in that shower, right?
Five bedrooms.
Five bedrooms out of that shower.
Nabs, bro.
Nabs.
Nabs.
See?
You want my shoes off?
We don't care.
I don't care.
Oh my god, I'm so excited for this, Eddie.
I'm excited.
Holy shit.
Oh my gosh, okay, I don't even know, you gotta love me for all this, because I genuinely
have no idea.
Okay, what any of this is?
Okay, I feel like we need to start off with a delicacy.
A Gellic?
What is the fuck is a Gellic?
Oh, like a prayer?
Yeah?
Like a prayer?
Like a what?
A Gellic, is that a prayer?
What are you saying?
A prayer, like.
Oh, a prayer, um, no.
A Gellic?
Oh, a prayer?
No.
A delicacy.
Like, your go-to.
Like the top tier thing, the delicacy.
What is a delicacy?
I'm right, right?
Yeah.
I've never heard of that.
Are you dumb?
All right.
Okay.
So you're saying like our favorite thing?
Yeah, I feel like we need to go for,
but I don't know which one's the sweet one.
You got the chicken back?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
So we're starting on the grace.
Yeah.
The actual grace.
Oh wait, hold on, watch this.
Let me know how I do this, ready?
This is something you'll be impressed by.
Ready, watch this.
What's good, YouTube?
Welcome back to another video.
Today, we are doing a UK London mukbang
with a very special guest.
Hello guys, I'm veggie
Okay, let me start okay, so I believe we should start with a dentistry in the UK
Wait breakfast, yeah
It's 9 p.m. I know we gotta try it
Okay, so one thing I'll tell you right now, I get very,
I know I put it this on God, I'm not lying,
on everything I love, like right here in on the Bible,
I'm a food guy.
You're a food guy.
I'm a huge food bro, I'll be so real,
I already knew that.
I could easily tell how you just came up with that life.
I love it, trying new foods from new places,
trying different cultures of food.
I love it so much, so I'm so excited for this.
Definitely a food guy.
You know your 45% age?
Yeah.
Who is it?
Last time I checked it right now,
because it definitely went down since the last time I checked.
OK, well, it went down.
OK, yeah.
Who is it?
32%.
I can't see, bro.
What?
Is that bad?
No, that's good.
OK, look, here we go.
Listen, I used to be, and I'm not getting 44.
Yeah, no, I've seen him before, and I'm going to.
Honestly, you've done well.
No, no, no, genuinely, you've done well.
You've done pretty too bad.
It's all bad.
Look, look, look, from what you used to be, to now,
it's very good.
Okay.
You've got a long way to go.
Yeah, I'm gonna get back in the gym and walk back in.
As soon as I get back to LA,
touch back down on me and back in the gym.
That's good, that's good, I like it.
Why do you just do Marlon's crazy routine?
Marlon failed at me in the gym.
Oh.
He gave up on me.
Why?
I don't know, he gave up on me.
So I gotta do it myself.
I feel like you need guidance.
I do.
Yeah.
I do.
Am I going to train or I think?
Yeah.
I hope.
What is this?
So this is a sausage roll.
Oh wait, wait, wait.
Can you eat pork?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh good.
That's awesome.
You know what it looks like?
I think Donald Apple Pie.
It does, but it's not.
So this is very, very like popular.
Yes.
You ready?
3, 2, 1.
Okay.
Okay.
It's not that good.
Really?
You're like, I mean...
I need a reason I don't really like sausage that much like even when I
get breakfasts back in the US I'll get like bacon or turkey bacon I don't
really get I don't I never really get sausage oh but it's not bad yeah it's
It's not bad.
All right, I guess I'm lying.
I mean, it's pretty solid, isn't it?
Where did you make this?
Make what?
This porridge?
Yeah.
Do you use water, water, and the microwave?
Yeah.
Yeah, I miss it.
It's not bad.
What's that?
Ribena.
I brought you one, too.
What's a ribena?
I mean, I have it.
It's like a black client, pretty.
What?
Black current.
The black current.
I don't know what black current is.
Taste it and you'll know what black current is.
Oh, rape.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You know what y'all call rapes?
Black currents.
There's just no, like, what is?
Ice.
Relax, relax.
It tastes like grape juice.
That's good!
I've got a lot more food, so like, use that, yeah.
Relax, right?
Yeah, I'm not eating that either.
Okay.
Sausage roll, I'ma give you it.
Not alive!
It's good, but it's not great. I'ma give it a six.
Crazy.
That's crazy?
You'd rather me?
I'd give it an eight.
Sausage roll and eight.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe it's because I'm not a big sausage guy, though.
Yeah.
All right, I'll give it.
I'm going to stay with the six.
I'm going to stay with the six.
It's not bad, though.
It's not bad.
I would definitely eat it.
I wouldn't might be eating it again.
Maybe?
I don't know yet.
I don't know.
All right, let's get to this one.
What's that?
We got more?
What's that?
That's great soda.
Who were this?
Thought I only got like rice and chicken.
Ready?
Yeah, it's a bit of a great... this is the normal though, but...
No, it's the correct stuff though.
So it's different?
You'll know why.
Okay.
And you feel like the times wise will tell you why now.
Don't you?
This is a shitty dollar.
I beg your pardon?
Would you how was it a shit doughnut? This is a flavorless dry shitty doughnut. I
Think you're you're flipping pardon. Have you ever had Krispy Kreme? Mm-hmm. This does not this doesn't even on the same
universe as Krispy Kreme
One is you can't argue with them when it comes to like doughnuts and stuff in America, bro. Listen to me, bro
Yeah
But again, it's probably just because they just put a bunch of random bullshit in it, in the US, right?
That's like banier. I mean, I
Don't know. Maybe I have American taste buds. It's not it man. It just doesn't have much flavor in me. And you're over there like, mmm
Cold porridge? Is that normal?
I don't know. I'm gonna give the donut, I mean it's just a donut, but it's a sheet. I don't even have a five.
Yeah, bro, what's coming?
I'd rather eat the sausage roll than donut.
It had no flavor and it's dry. The bread is dry.
That's right. That bread was wet.
That felt wet to me. It was soft.
Oh, you mean like, oh, weird?
No.
You said, what, isn't that weird?
No.
I mean, you know, some slang like wines, yes,
wet doesn't mean weird.
But in terms of food, no, wet means wet.
I don't think it was wet.
I think it was dry as hell.
And the frost had a little bit of flavor.
And the sprinkles are soft, and the bread was just dry as hell.
I don't know.
That's what I mean.
OK, we have next.
You gave that a five.
Yes.
Okay, but I ain't good.
In age!
Dude, have you ever been to Erewhon?
No.
Yo, when you come to LA, you let me know.
I'm taking you out for LA Day.
For real?
Yes.
The Lacey way.
The Lacey way?
We're going to Erewhon.
We're going to Hollywood Boulevard.
We're going to Rodeo.
We're going to the Hollywood side.
Man, I don't know what's there.
Yeah, and I like it.
Okay, next we have an English breakfast.
Okay, you know what?
You're on your own with this one.
I'll pass.
Hash browns though, they do slap.
But I feel like a hash brown is good with the baked beans.
You have to put some baked beans on there.
Can you dip your beans on a hash brown?
Yeah, slap it on.
Honestly, yeah.
You won't be farting though.
You know that, right?
You want me to know what I do?
What?
So I fart under the blanket, and then I take my girlfriend's
head that I put under the blanket, and I trap her under it.
So these are my far-stilling worsts?
Yeah, 100%.
Honestly.
So you're telling me I take these beings,
and I slap them on this?
Yes.
Wait, sorry.
Let me go back to that.
So you fart under the blanket, and you just do that.
Ha ha ha!
Take that.
Yeah.
Take that, Dahlia.
Yeah.
That's the only one.
Dahlia.
Hell of music.
Alright, let's try this.
Bro, beans on hash brown.
There's just no way this is a thing.
No, honestly, I'm being deadass.
I'm not tricking you or anything.
This is like a genuine thing.
I swear.
I swear.
Do it and then you'll see.
Stop bro. Stop. You know it's good. That is actually, he knows it's good.
I'm not gonna lie. Yeah?
It is better than I thought. Yeah, thank you.
Thank you. So beans on toast is shit. This is shit. I'm sorry.
to all the people in London, I love y'all, bro,
but this is shit.
First of all, look, this is a toast.
This is bread, okay?
Look at the bread, this is bread.
And then you just slap some fucking beans on it,
this is shit.
Okay.
But I feel like this might taste a bit better
because it's buttered.
There's that shit.
Okay, all right, well, yeah.
But the hash brown with the baked beans.
The hash brown with the baked beans?
Is, I like that better than the sausage roll.
Really yeah, so what that has you singing but that doesn't if I came to what is ready and sat down at breakfast has me singing
Yeah, like
If I came down and sat down at breakfast, I would rather have the baked beans on a hash brown than that sauce at all
You know what? Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. I thought it's it's more than traditional value as well
Right. Yeah, that's like a little bit of sweetness
Kind of I'm gonna give I'm gonna give not not that much higher though like a six five
All right, a six-five and then beans on toast, what we're saying about my beans on toast?
Yeah.
One.
It's like, actually it's like, it just makes me mad the fact that people sit there and
act, people don't act, that's a troll, right?
They don't actually put beans on toast and eat it.
No they do.
Beans on toast, yeah, that's the thing, yeah.
All right, bro, you see, you just sucked up.
Do you have any more juice?
Okay, I still got it.
I love the Rabina though.
Yeah.
What, what did you quit?
I hate this guy. That's what it says!
Rhybina! Rhybina! Rhybina! Not Rhybina! Rhybina!
Let me show you guys the big camera real quick, hold on.
I'll basically tell you that you're mad, though.
I've been a game like that, man. That's a good bit of fat.
You got, I think you got a good bit. Yeah, you got a good bit.
I saw the big, yeah.
I mean, English breakfast overall? Not bad at all. Not bad.
Not bad.
What are you saying?
With, with, or without, if there's beans on toast, it's a two.
Just because I don't piss me off, I get beans on toast.
Okay, no beans on toast. Just English breakfast.
Seven?
Oh! So that's the best one so far.
Yeah.
Okay, all right. So at least for elevating, that's good.
That's good.
Six, five. Six, five. Six, five.
No, no, no.
I'm going to drop it down.
But still the best ones are barb.
All right, fine.
But six, five.
Okay.
I've got to go Percy Pig.
I've got to go to the Percy Pigs for 800% of it.
Okay, well, you've been talking about Percy Pigs.
Yes, so Percy Pigs, I feel like you just need to just have them.
Okay.
Yeah, I think you should.
Chat!
What in the chat if you are from Europe?
Or is this just Europe stuff or is this just London or Europe?
I mean, yeah, so Harry Boat and the classics, I've seen them in Germany one time.
I feel like this is M&S, Soul of the Caramel Whips.
I mean, yeah, you get this everywhere, doesn't it?
No.
Oh, that's just England.
So it's like England.
This is like England, okay?
So I have one in the chat if you're from England and know what this stuff is.
Okay, all right, England then.
Type two in the chat if you're from the United States.
Type three in the chat if you're horny.
Oh, UK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, UK, UK.
All right.
Percy Pig.
Is it a gummy?
Yes, so there's three different flavors.
So there's that one.
There's the bright to pink one, which is this one.
And then there's the darker pink one.
So which one's the best one?
The brighter pink one.
So I have it?
No, no, no.
No.
Go for that one.
This one?
Yes.
OK.
Now, right.
Wait, that's something cool.
No, it is.
Trust me, it is.
It is.
I promise.
OK.
Three, all right.
Three, two, one.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Milly, please.
Come here.
I want candy, sir.
You good?
I'm all for that.
Really?
What?
I love candy. These are good.
Percy's Pigs are pretty good. I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to the other flavor too.
Percy's Pigs are not bad.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
More?
I mean
It's cool if the poor squeaky snouts
I'm like you
Oh, I got me a pig. Oh
Okay, did you put oh
Cannibalism
They're pretty solid. I'm gonna give them that
That, that's the best thing I've tried so far.
I'ma go, candy, okay, but in the candy category,
is that the best candy in England that you could?
Mm.
What do you think the best London candy is?
The best London candy.
Or England candy.
I'ma get those at eight, by the way.
Those are solid.
Scorby, a hybrid of plastics, right?
I'm probably to say that either a hybrid of plastics
Yeah
What's the other version of plastic?
The one that um...
Oh, oh, these ones, these ones, these ones, these ones
Nah
These are good though
Plastic of the good mouth
They're saying squashies
AHHHHH
Oh my gosh, you're not a squashy
It's a squashy
Wait, you have no squashies
What's a squashy?
You're not a squashy
Your delivery was just squashy.
No, no, no, no, no.
The famous guy, you're happy to get the right flavors.
You happy to get that one?
No, he's passionate about this one.
He's passionate about this one.
Oh, god, bro.
You need to get it.
No, no, no.
Get it.
Okay.
Squashies?
Yeah.
You never heard of it.
You need to get the right flavors.
No, that's not all the same.
Oh, no.
I know you work on candy canes.
Candy canes?
Candy canes?
Candy kitchens.
I know you work on candy canes.
Candy canes?
Candy kitchens.
Candy Kittins.
What the?
Y'all, candy Kittins.
Are they hard or soft?
It's going to come up in 30 minutes.
There's no faster delivery.
You sure?
Okay, cool.
Wait, what flavor though?
You said it has got to be the right flavors.
So squishy's are this important?
So squishy's are on the best.
Shade's chat, I tried Shade's yesterday. They're so good.
Shade's good, Shade's good.
Shade's good, Shade's good.
Shade's a very good.
I should do these because this is hot and this is cold.
Okay, what is this?
This is porridge.
It looks like cat food.
And honey.
Is this honey?
So I just eat it like this, it's just like this?
Yeah.
And then...
Ah, right.
Dude!
He's not gonna like it, man.
Okay.
It shouldn't be that.
Oh, fuck, it shouldn't be that.
Alright, I'll just...
It should be run.
Okay, here we go.
Porridge.
First time trying porridge.
This is some shit you can get in prison.
Smells pretty good.
I need Marmite as well.
Mmm, I'm on the lead.
Yeah!
Bro, do you know when you need Marmite?
This is fucking disgusting.
Mmm.
Oh, wait.
We need Marmite.
What's Marmite?
I need to tell her.
She needs to tell her.
What's Marmite?
I need to tell her.
She needs to tell her.
What's Marmite?
I need to tell her.
They need to do it, should we test?
Yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go.
Is it, is it more like this?
No, go get it, go get it, you're more like...
I don't ever want to try this.
Yeah, no, bro, I don't even eat this.
Yeah, I'll tell you, I'll take it off you please.
You have to.
No, poor you!
I told you I didn't know!
Bro, you didn't drink this in the last week, bro!
I did this, I just said it!
You said eight.
You said eight.
He doesn't count, though.
This dude don't eat anything that has sugar in it.
Regardless, he said he eats candy, though.
He loves candy.
So he knows you're good in the back.
Exactly.
Exactly.
These are good.
Yeah.
The chance is giving up like there's this name in Jaffa Cakes.
Oh, Jaffa Cakes!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
I don't know.
The guy would be asking if this is the stuff he told us again.
Yeah, remember all the old GF players in my life.
Fruit pastels.
Fruit pastels.
Oh, yeah, fruit pastels!
Fruit pastels!
Oh, my gosh!
Bro, y'all are just naming them.
Did I ask fire? Whoever got all of this. Fire him!
As you get in so happy over candy.
Ah! Wait, took my fingers.
Yeah, I'm not out with three passers-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so we'll leave it there.
Let's see what you said. These are-
No, no, no, no, no. Let's go for the next.
Percy Pig and Pows.
So the other one was Squishy Snouts.
This is pussy pig and pals.
They got a whole story going.
Yeah.
OK.
Oh my God, they're all spamming sensations.
People eat your mouth when they ask about it.
Yeah, you know, we still know.
In times of year, in times of year,
in times of year, in times of year, in these conditions.
What is that?
Is that chips or crisps as we call them?
How do you even know what this stuff is?
OK.
Now, this different bread is here again.
You've got the strawberry, you've got the cola, and correct, this one's cherry, don't want the white back.
I don't like cherry.
Okay, cool then, alright, go for that one.
Strawberry?
Yes.
And the cola's good.
It's a little picky.
Yeah.
Okay.
But now, you have to slap the whole thing in your mouth.
Put the whole thing.
Yeah, suck on that, bitch.
For real.
Mmm.
Not really for me.
You're lying.
Not really for me.
All right, try the Kuro one.
It's bland.
The texture is not that special.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
I like the cola.
Cola is good.
All right.
But, on we are?
Dude, cheese.
This just tastes like...
That's the best one.
Um, I...
Yeah, the whole thing.
The difference between the thickest one and the thickest one...
Yeah, I don't know what a monster munch is.
And the necrolis right there.
What's a monster munch?
Monster munch.
Yeah, monster munch.
Monster munch.
Yeah, monster munch.
Me and monster munch, yeah.
That's the last one.
That's the last one.
Monster munch.
I mean...
I like these better.
Yeah.
That's like the texture is not dueling for me.
This texture is weird.
It's a foamy.
You ever had circus peanut?
Well, it's nuts.
No, no, it's not real nuts.
Oh, the cola ones are nuts.
It's canned ones actually.
It's a circus peanut.
It's like a fake peanut, but it's this exact texture.
I don't like that.
It's not doing it for me.
I'm going to give this one seven.
So, eight, seven.
Yeah.
Malik.
Yeah, no, get a cola one as well.
Rhone-ass man allergic to peanuts.
Yo dude, you can't, it doesn't matter how old you are, you can't just not be allergic to things.
Alright, I want to pick next.
You look happy, too.
Haribu Tangfastix.
Say it again?
Haribu Tangfastix.
Haribo.
Brother.
It is not Harrybo!
It's Harrybo!
There is one on!
Harrybo!
How?
Harrybo!
Harrybo!
Harrybo!
Harrybo!
Harrybo!
Harry!
H-A-I!
No, Harry would be H-A-R-R-Y.
It's Harrybo.
Okay.
Nice.
Harrybo!
Ooh!
Now personally it might might you need to get you need to get a pacifier
These yes
No, no suck it suck it
Yeah suck it
We saying
This is fire! Yes! This is fire!
When you got a little cold of bottles? Yeah.
No, you don't, you don't, you don't have to stop.
Hold on a minute.
This is good.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Try this, try the ones with the white bits.
Mmm.
Try the cherry there, same.
You don't like cherry, do you?
No.
Give me a good. Give me a good.
No, stop, no, just eat it.
Put the whole thing in your mouth. Bro, you said you were a fruit guy. Stop!
I'm trying to save my lia. Look how much food you have.
Okay, I'll find you a good one.
Why do you like cherry here?
Yeah, bro, it all slaps.
That's better than the piggy's pigs.
I want you to give this one.
Eight and a half.
Eight and a half, all right.
Eight seven, eight seven.
All right, eight seven.
Yeah.
Okay, we're gonna have this one because it's cold.
What is this?
It's a...
McDonald mini egg?
Yeah, it's a McFly-y.
It's McFly-y.
Bro, you will like this.
You will like this.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh my gosh, I knew you were gonna like it.
You knew it.
Oh, that's doing something.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
But that's the last one though.
That's the last one though,
because you go and not finish it.
I promise you go finish this.
I'll have one with you.
No, it's okay, it's okay, okay, okay.
Mm, mm.
What do you say?
No, no, no.
Have the pasta.
Have the pasta.
Have the pasta.
We like to suck it, Drew.
Yeah, suck it.
Yeah, suck it.
One suck, two suck, three suck, eat them.
Hey, yo!
Yo, you were way too good at that.
It's good though, yeah?
That's good.
Yeah.
That's the box.
Two.
Oh.
These piggies?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you said the piggies are better.
What?
The piggies are so good.
The piggies are good.
I'm finished.
No, I'm going to buy more and bring it back to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
The McFlurry's is good.
What?
I'm going to eat the 7 of them.
McFlurry's is a 9.
What about a child?
That's a 9.
The what?
The McFlurry's a 9.
Jeez.
Yeah.
That was one of the guys.
I love ice cream.
Big ice cream guy.
Onion rings.
Onion rings popular here?
Look these ones.
These are M&S onion rings.
No, no, no.
It's like a onion.
You know what a onion is?
Yeah, I'm not a onion.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Not hitting. Not hitting at all. There was no flavour.
These are wet.
Yeah. These are wet.
Very busy. Still. Still.
Mate, are you...
I mean, are you...
I try.
OK, I'm...
There's no flavour, man. No.
Shit.
Shit.
What's the calories in there?
Oh, yeah, there's not that much calories.
That's why it was like a healthy ass organic one looks like
Fuck that. It's shit
81 oh, they're saying and the national
Okay, all right, let's do
Greg's pizza
You and Greggs.
Well, Greggs, they slap.
Compare Greggs to something in the U.S. for me.
Um, Greggs to, um...
7-Eleven.
No, it's not 7-Eleven.
It's gotta be 7-Eleven.
What's the comparison?
7-Eleven is not far. I get why you could say that.
They're new pastries, isn't it?
Well, they're saying a Wawa.
Look at our Wawa, it's not far.
You're in a lull wise. No lull, I'm not. Oh my god, it's the best place I've been here. Really?
It's a gas station outside, inside is a convenience store, but they also have a
kitchen where you can go on a little iPad and order wraps, chicken, pizza,
sandwiches, literally whatever you want.
I'm sure there's better pizza places than in one of these.
Oh, of course, brother.
But this is just like a quick thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like pizza?
Yeah, it's a quick thing.
Okay.
if it's more like a quick thing.
Obviously it will respond to everything now.
See, we don't have to wash it down, but we're going to be fucking destroyed by Ryan Bean.
We should have bought more Ryan Bean.
Oh my god, but I wish we had a fucking other Reveena.
They're good. They're so good at sucking it down, too.
Well, that's what we got these for.
Ooh, Oasis, yeah.
Popular?
I'd say it. I'd say it's not.
No, it's not anymore.
No, not anymore, but they work on it back in the day.
School times, oasis, you're laughing.
Oh, oh wow.
Wait, we didn't make this. What would you give this?
The pizza? I need another leg to make sure.
Yeah, okay.
Is it another bite?
Here's the problem I have with the pizza.
All right, and...
Listen, Greg's is great. Okay. I love Greg's but the problem I'm having with this
Specific pizza right here. It's cold
No, why is the sauce sweet?
Okay, I hear that why is the sauce sweet why should not pizza should not be sweet
That's what I don't understand. I'm eating this pizza. I'm
I'm tasting it in my mouth.
It's sweet.
The sauce is sweet.
Why?
Why did you?
Why is the sauce sweet?
It's supposed to be savory.
Yeah.
Okay, I do hear that.
But you can eat it though.
Yes, I did the whole face while I was hungry.
Yeah.
So, because of that, I'll give it a seven as well.
Okay.
Not bad.
It's not bad.
Oh, I'm the drink.
Are you Oasis?
Ooh, Oasis?
One more small tip.
I'm trying to basically do the whole thing.
I'm going to give the Oasis.
That's really good.
That's like an 8-5.
8-5.
Love the Oasis.
Love the Oasis.
But the highest score of the 10th last place.
Yeah?
At 8-7.
8-0.
Alright, 8-0 next.
What's this?
what's this?
what is that?
Gowan monk fish curry
in steamed basmati rice
it's a fucking Indian muckbang, what is this?
oh, you know the last nobis you gave?
no
it's chicken tikka masala
why?
exactly
she can think of it right yeah so wait what's the reason for it for getting
true what's the any backs for it behind the curry
is that true is curry popular yeah it's quite popular okay it's what everyone's
But everyone does love a good curry.
No, Stefan.
I don't know. Yeah, that's bad.
Now, come on, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
I know that was a bad joke. Didn't land. I did it.
Come on, please, please, please.
Okay.
So do I take a dip of the rice and dip it in the curry?
Yeah.
You don't dump.
Yeah, you don't. You can dump if you want.
Yeah.
You've done it.
You've done it.
There you go.
Mmm.
You're gonna like it.
How many of you like it?
Oh my God, it's spicy.
Oh my God, that's spicy.
Oh really?
Oh my God.
Guess you're that spicy.
What's that hat doing?
Huh?
What the hell did you do for me?
Oh my god!
What? That's spicy as hell!
That's spicy as hell!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god, say I'm on a mission for you!
That's not even...
Yo, Chad, what happened to my dad?
It's spicy!
You gotta try a little piece.
No, I'm good.
Come on.
No, I'm not trying that.
Oh, really? Yeah. LeBron or what?
I thought maybe you would go hit the circuit.
Take the curry for me. Take the curry for me.
They're out of the playoffs anyways.
Me?
Oh, see, he chuckled at it. He chuckled at that one.
But you watch NBA, do you?
You don't watch NBA?
No.
Why?
I'm a football guy.
Okay, who's your club?
Um, awesome.
Can they boost today?
But do they boost today?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My sister's white club.
Oh wait, they lose to you.
They lost to me?
Yeah, my sister's white club.
Oh, so you're like the hop of your brother.
Yeah.
So, what about his brother?
Yeah, my sister's white club.
Yeah, they won 2-1, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How do you know this?
I've been keeping up.
I was with you the whole time.
No, no, no, it was earlier today.
I appreciate it.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay, I'm gonna go Quavers.
Okay, I'm gonna go Quavers.
No Quavers, no more.
What's that one?
Oh, okay.
We got some new snacks entering the bill.
All right, next.
For you to try.
Okay.
Monster Munch.
Monster Munch.
What is that?
It was chips.
Oh, this is the chowder spamming.
The chowder is all saying it's like roast beef flavor?
No, it's pickled onion.
Pickled onion is the most important one.
Yeah, pickled onion.
Wait, oh wait.
Pickled onion?
Yes.
Pickled onion.
Best flavor.
Pickled onion.
Oh, yeah, that's going crazy.
Yeah, this is the best one.
This is the best.
I know a lot of people have an nostalgia right now.
I know it. I know it.
You know what it smells like?
Salt and vinegar chips.
It literally smells exactly like salt and vinegar.
Well taste it and then tell me what it tastes like.
Salt and vinegar.
Cause it definitely doesn't.
Put that bitch in your mouth.
What are we saying?
Oh he likes it!
You like it?
No!
Is it the best one?
Oh my gosh, this is good.
Okay, perfect.
Three, you need to try one.
I only got like a, where is it?
Pickled onion?
I know, I think I would like that.
It looks like a onion.
Yo!
Yeah, yeah.
What is it?
That's good.
It's like, it has a little bit of tang in your mouth.
It's got the nice crunch.
It's got a little bit of, oh my God.
That's not bad.
I don't know about it all.
I've got some of that.
I thought it would be the chili flavor below.
There's spicy ones?
No, no, no, I don't think that's sweet.
Wait, is the chili flavor popular?
Ah!
That's a little bit.
That's a little bit.
That's good.
Sweet and spicy?
I don't know this.
Maybe you'll try it.
Sweet and spicy?
Wait, are they not squashy?
Where's what he is?
Oh, is that important?
What's a boss man?
I don't know a boss man!
That's the same.
A boss man is the Indian man.
It runs the corner.
Yeah, we don't know usually, I mean...
Yeah.
So you just go to the boss man.
What do you say to this one?
These ones? These ones are good too. Not...
I don't know, I like these ones.
Yeah, they're not. I just like them.
How much is those? Pickle onions though?
Those are a solid 8.9.
Yeah.
Those are my favorites so far.
Pickled onion monster munchies.
A fucking amazing fucking amazing. I actually really enjoyed those those were very those were very nice
Try the beef
Why are you guys laughing when you say to try to try the beef though? I feel like you guys are like
Trolling and these are the worst ones
I'm a bit annoyed that we didn't get the courses you know.
Come on, get your water and we'll see if they come down.
If not, come on.
Um, see, show me how many flavors you can get and show me right from where you are.
You want to get the new cola flavor, that's slaps.
You want to get the sour one, very, very good.
You want any snacks?
No, I think that's good.
Perfect. No!
Wait, nothing that's-
What the hell?
Nothing, nothing takes your fancy.
Exactly.
I'm not gonna see all that.
Wait, wait, no.
Wait, I need to go and see if I can try, just try one.
Just try one.
I promise you, you'll be like, wow.
I'm not a sweet person.
No, no, no, but you won't be now after that.
Not doing it for you, right?
Didn't do it for me either.
See, I'm telling you-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's Nigerian.
Oh, no.
He's Nigerian.
He's Nigerian.
What does that mean?
Huh?
Is it yeah
Nothing takes your fancy
Yeah, so that means you don't like it. Oh
Nothing takes your fancy. Sorry. If I see you do something just call me on it. So yeah, I didn't know that nothing takes
Okay
Oh God, wait.
Oh, the mean fact, cheaply- oh, it's fish and chips.
Ooh!
Come on now!
Fish and chips, yeah.
You like this? No, no, you like-
I like fish. I do like fish.
Holy fuck, it's a whole- it's a whole- what is this?
It's a whole thing.
Okay. Why do you guys call fries chips?
I mean, what do you call, um, crisps chips?
Crisps?
Crisps.
What are the chips?
All right, what's that? What are these sausage?
I thought Americans and, I thought you guys just...
You're like, um, everyone's doing this, I want to do that.
You know what I mean?
I agree, but the thing is, it's just what I'm used to.
Yeah.
We know about Joppa Cakes before we eat the fish and chips.
Okay.
I'm going to change your fingers.
I'm going to have what?
The Joppa Cakes before we eat.
Joppa Cakes before the fish and chips?
Joppa Cakes before I eat the fish and chips.
What is a Joppa Cake?
Eat that.
You have to eat it.
Oh, is it a Joppa Cakes?
Shadow Joppa Cakes good?
Well, they say, try it.
So good.
Yeah, it's cold as fuck.
Joppa Cakes, can I be warm?
like it's cold like it's good so you don't call me oh that's cold that's sick
oh okay they like tea cakes they here okay
Chava cake.
Ooh, it's got a little chocolate on it.
The whole thing?
The whole thing on the mouth.
I don't like the meat in it.
Oh
I don't like it. I don't like job. I don't like objects. I don't think that a sweetest. I don't like how it's it's it's tangy
I don't like that
Okay, so what would you rather?
I wouldn't need it again.
Oh, okay.
You like these ones though, hey.
Wait, yeah, yeah, let's see what you say.
I'm not a cookie guy.
It's not a cookie.
Yeah, I'm not holding your arm.
I think all this goes into dark chocolate as well.
But this texture, it's like...
Yeah, it's like...
I also hate cake, by the way.
I hate cake.
It's not a three though.
It's a three.
No, it's not a five.
It's just like in the mid.
My favorite is not bad.
Okay.
It's a five.
No, I'm saying it.
Okay, what's this?
Fruit pastries.
Fruit pastries?
Yeah.
My favorite are the green ones.
I'll go for green.
My everyone's favorite are the black card ones and the red ones.
Yeah, red ones and the black card ones.
But my favorite are the greens.
I like the purple better than I like the green okay but it reminds me of something in the
US. It reminds me of a candy in the US that I don't like. I don't know what it is.
I like the red right what is it what is it what is it these are they have like a
tastes. Oh my god. Do they have what?
What's yours? Have a green one. No, I don't like it. I don't know. Welch's, Mike and Ike's,
no. I mean W. Great Lacey Locking. No, it has its flavor. I don't know what it is.
I just
Son
No, they're not bad. I mean they're like they're a six six five three
So I know this
Yes
Pushing it not they're not the best
What what's a waste man
Oh, a waste of an hour, like a dickhead.
You're going 16?
No, it's going to be a 6-2, 6-2.
No, please, I don't want to give him any sort of 9.
6-2.
No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, please.
6-2.
No, no, no, no, because he's 6-2.
No.
And I'm just...
Yeah, yeah, you fixed it already.
And now he's 2.
And now he's gas, so that's it.
All right, shall I try the fish and chips?
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wow, this fish looks so good, though.
Oh my God, I want the fish.
What is that?
Sensations tie sweet chilli.
Easy, you do it, you do it.
Yeah, look, look at that, holy fuck.
Yum.
No, Lucas A?
Is Lucas A?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
The bag looks like it could be like a sex toy packaging I don't know why it's like why does the bag feel so like
sexual, sexation. I don't like it. What? I don't like them. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, it can't be below a five. No, it's not, it's not below a five. I'll give it
like a six. I don't like it. It has a weird taste to it. Oh, they say, no weight,
Yeah, bro. Yeah.
You're actually blasphemy. It's not blasphemy. I'm also not. I don't really like that much spice like I don't really like spicy shit
But they're really not that spicy
They're not spicy, but they have a
These have this weird taste in my opinion
You know what it is? I thought he needs to keep having it since I like it, isn't it?
It's one of those ones.
Yeah, I don't get how that one is, though.
Yeah, but yeah, first try.
Drew, try this.
I feel like it's something that you keep having.
Also, McDonald's fries.
Like, just bring McDonald's fries is crazy.
But it's too heavy.
Oh, OK, great.
And it's cold, though.
Oh, yeah, it's cold, like, it comes from the party.
I mean, I don't dislike them.
I don't dislike them, but like,
I wouldn't go to the store and pick these up.
I don't know. Maybe it's just me though. Maybe it's just me.
I'm fine with that mental.
Mental?
Like, like crazy.
You say a lot of different words.
Sorry.
Find that mental.
I'm going for the fish and chips.
Yeah, okay, now you can.
Wait!
Before we do.
I'll go try the fish and chips.
I don't know.
Really?
I used a bit of sauce.
That's sour cream is incorrect.
That's tartar sauce.
Tartar sauce.
What's the green?
Oh, green.
Yeah, green is good.
Mushy peas they dip it in the curry.
Oh, curry soup.
That's curry soup.
Which one?
Wait, mushy peas? That's disgusting.
Mushy peas!
Yeah, that's what you get out of the kitchen chips.
They could go right in the fucking oven.
Ah, it's mint.
Oh, wow.
Huh?
Oh, wow.
OK, so dry, what would you give it?
And then wet, what would you give it?
Dry, I'm going to say.
I mean, dry like a 8-5.
OK.
And then wet, like with the sauce?
That's a nine.
Oh, so we actually have our first nine.
I really like the fish and chips.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Now it's really good.
I would eat the whole fish and I was over here.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah.
But I really like, I really like, I really like meat.
Wait, meat?
No, but is it fish?
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Wait, meat.
But it's a fish.
Fish is not meat.
I just love meat.
But that's not meat. It's fish.
Salmon isn't meat.
It's salmon?
Yeah. How do you know?
Because that's what...
Oh, it's corn.
Oh, it's corn.
It's good.
It's really good.
I'm really fucking this.
this later wait who was it fish wait it's fish meat it's poultry or no
chickens poultry fishes fishes ah ah pasty pasty
pasty terry um why don't you stop saying it is meat saying it's meat you've
already consumed 2,000 calories. That's cap.
Wait, it's...
It's half of the amount of spice. I'm not considering that for you.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's cap! I've not eaten 2,000 calories already!
I've been taking... How many calories have I eaten?
I've been taking little bites.
I'd say roughly around, maybe, 600 or something like that.
Thank you.
Not even that, though.
What's next?
What is this?
We need discussion.
Oh, wait.
It's not just me.
Me?
What?
Wait, you're not gonna have tea?
Would you pour the tea?
I'm just gonna make a tea.
I'm gonna make a tea.
I'm gonna make a tea.
They have tea here?
I'm gonna see them, so this is a British hot pot.
Wait, every British hot pot has tea?
Yeah.
Let's see.
But do you not have tea in America?
Well, no, I have like, we have like raspberry iced tea.
You can get...
Raspberry iced tea.
or peach tea, Arlo Palmer, sweet tea,
yeah, sweet tea from McDonald's and it's like crack.
Yeah, you guys like that?
I don't know, it's like a moon tea, no.
I mean you have it, yeah.
I like it all the time.
The only time you drink tea in America
is when you're sick.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
No, that's-
If you have like a sore throat and you're sick,
you'll have like a cup of tea,
just to like call it a drink.
I mean it makes sense,
while the obesity rate,
This is always increasing.
Is tea healthy for you or something?
Well yeah, of course.
Like green tea.
So what tea is this?
This is just a regular...
Does it always have a little bubble on it?
No, that's just like the rat meat.
Oh shit.
It's pokey, man.
You want to take it off?
No, you can take it off.
Okay.
Take a little sip?
No, that also is not good.
Yeah, coffee, it's good.
All right, let's do a little sip of this, all right.
Wait, what?
Oh my God.
It's my cold, cold tea.
No, no, it's not cold.
That's the worst teaching I've ever had in my entire life.
I need to wash it down with something.
Delicious.
Wait, you don't like that?
See, because then you're so used to just sweet shit.
Bro, everything that happens just, they put, the sugar,
just, dude, fuck me, do I eat your Kool-Aid?
Kool-Aid is just sugar!
Y'all to be taking shots of tea, this is like a shot.
I feel like, just you please try this.
No, no, I want you to try it actually,
since you're over here talking about,
oh, T-T-T-T, you take a sip of this tea.
Fine, sure, I'll have you take a sip of this tea.
And you tell me that you don't want to
instantly spit this shit out.
Oh, let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.
What did you order?
Uh, I don't know. She was eating it.
I... my first order.
Oh, sorry. I just realized that it was your mrs. that ordered this, so don't fire her.
Fire her?
I said whoever ordered all this, you should fire her.
Oh, yeah.
They don't order all this?
My mrs., is that like an assistant?
No.
You what do you think it means if I say you miss us I can assist you because you said fire your girlfriend
Oh, I'm just a fire. I can't fire my program. I mean, that doesn't mean just parking up with her
So literal it's crazy. All right, go ahead take it and tell me that it's like shit
Yeah, wait, wait, what the fuck right
Wait, there's a lemon in there.
Oh, that's not very sweet.
Oh, that's just a lemon in her tea.
Yeah, English breakfast tea.
Yeah, you got shagged.
Shagged?
Oh, nice.
Oh, how do you have a new word for everything?
I got shagged?
You got scammed. You got played.
I got shagged. Alright, I mean, I'm gonna give you that.
That's worse than Beads on Toast. Actually, no, the Beads on Toast is still worse.
No, that's worse. I'm gonna give that a one out of ten. I would never correct that ever in my life unless
I got me drunk at 11 p.m. in the night. And I
was fucking trying to get him her, because that's his target shot. What is this?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, what did you get?
From numbers.
Oh, you got the bottom of my chicken.
I see the salad.
I'm not going to lie.
When I open this up, this is going to be so happy.
Who ordered a salad from Nandos?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
That's mental.
Oh my goodness, Nandos for a salad.
That's so crazy.
Oh, I was so excited to open that box and I thought I was going to get a nice meaty piece of chicken.
Chicken is a fucking green salad.
What is that?
Here we go.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, you need to put that bitch on it.
Put the sauce on it, you have to do that.
This is, peri-peri sauce?
Yeah.
Just put that bitch on it, you have to do that.
I'd bitch on that ting.
Yeah.
I'd put that bitch on that ting still.
Oh, you just, you just, how do you roof that?
Bro, you're just roofing there.
Bro, how would you, why are you putting it on like?
What are you doing, bro?
All the sauce, this is on the wrapper.
Yeah.
Is that enough sauce?
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
There's so much sauce that's left.
Oh, I can put the whole thing on.
Yeah, put the whole, yeah!
I'll lay it loose, just like squirt it on there.
No, I have to put the whole bitch on.
Yeah!
I'm gonna suffocate that hole.
What?
Sorry.
Get aggressive about your fuckin' nails, huh?
Yeah, just suck it, bro.
Suck your mum.
Put that, yeah!
Yeah, but why do you do that?
Why do you do that?
Oh, it's spicy, it's spicy, it's spicy, it's spicy,
it's spicy, it's spicy.
Why do you wrap your tongue around your thumb
and then suck?
Play?
You said to suck it.
Yeah, not the whole, like the whole tongue thing.
Tongue thing?
Okay, ready?
Nando.
Don't make it gay.
Now I'm not gonna lie, I gotta be honest.
I have had nanoflurgy, so.
What have you had? Butterfly chicken, though?
No.
Okay.
I got the four piece.
Oh, here it is.
Baby?
This is spicy.
Personally, I'm not a big fan of butterfly chicken.
I'm not here, but
I'll say this in general.
Nando's in itself?
Nine-five.
Really?
And Nando's in itself is 9-5.
My favorite thing I've had in my life are, I wanna put one in L.A.
You just DM, look what you want, DM Nando's and ask for a black card.
What's a black card?
You get free Nando's anytime you go.
Put it on.
Yeah, they give you a card.
You got that?
Um, I used to.
What?
But it's really like, it lost up to a year.
What?
But anywhere in the world they don't even have Nando's.
You go to the new book, that's what I do there.
God, that's spicy as hell though.
My eyes are boiling.
Ah!
Ah!
What?
Look at this course, Jesus.
Oh, it's really good.
Oh my gosh, okay.
She's...
Okay, we're gonna start with the original.
Why are these so boring?
You y'all are talking about a big game right now.
Bro, I know you like these.
I know you like these.
Okay.
Salt for this one.
Mmm.
It's way better.
Mmm.
Mmm?
Mmm.
Oh God.
To be honest,
it's a little hard to taste right now.
Oh.
My mouth is fucking burning from that Nando's.
You know, he got a medium.
No, no, it's the sauce. It's the sauce.
Which is medium. Which is medium.
This berry, berry sauce is medium?
Holy fucking bitch.
My mouth is burning.
Really?
Oh, it's a medium.
No, my mouth is on fire.
Medium. His only medium is not a medium.
The entire thing is not a...
It's just not a medium.
Oh my God.
Oh, it's a meat.
It's hot.
You try that, it's hot.
Let me go back in.
I like the texture a lot.
That's not a perfect texture.
Little vanilla flavor.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
I need a raisin.
What are you saying?
crew? What are you saying? What are you saying?
Squashy's best candy I've ever bought.
Really? It's better than the pace. It's better than the hair remote.
This is a nine kidney. This is a nine two kidney.
Nine!
No!
Well I feel like I'm probably going to be bored.
You think so?
I swear to God it's my birthday, you know.
I don't even know how these are even left.
Yeah, right?
You never had these before, out face, bro.
Yeah?
I don't care about the surface.
Oh, no, sir.
Oh my God!
Yeah.
Bubblegum?
Yeah.
Bro, they never, there's more.
There's more.
I was hoping to get all of them, but here's what it is.
Bro?
Wait, before you do that, smell it.
Oh, for what, whoa.
Mmm.
Oh, my God.
It's literally on the horizon.
Literally, it comes out of the face.
Just, wow.
Hold on a minute.
Why'd the texture change here?
Sorry.
No, no, no, why the texture change?
What do you mean why the dip?
Did it?
Okay, yeah, it's softer.
I don't like that.
Yeah, I know.
No, I don't like that at all.
So, what would you give these?
Seven?
That pissed me off. Why the texture change?
Why the tech? I don't like that, and actually maybe not.
It's too squishy.
I mean, they are squashes.
No, no, no, no, those ones, these ones, look at the different texture.
I'm not sure here, I don't know, they're harder.
Okay, all right, okay.
So, nine, two, seven...
Man, fuck that!
Oh, damn.
You don't fuck with that lemon?
That pissed me off.
Strawberry?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
What you like is...
Oh squishy.
No!
Try it, man.
I don't know what you're gonna like this.
I don't think you should.
My...
I don't know if it's going to like this. I don't think it's going to like it.
If you try to bubble them, I don't like them all though. Just because I was eating them
is gone. I don't know. I'm just going to be off.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I like these a lot.
That is a moat.
Mmm.
They're flavoring my mantel a lot better.
Oh, you're pissed.
I'm fucking livid right now.
Oh, I like that.
I'm livid.
I like that.
I'm livid.
Yeah.
Why do you-
Say you're fuming.
I'm fuming.
I'm fucking mad.
Say you're-
I'm pissed off.
Say you're vexed.
I'm vexed.
Say you're mad at me I'm vexed right now.
Mad at me I'm vexed right now, still.
Why did the texture change?
I don't like that.
Can I tell you one thing? These right here?
So you like the originals then?
Yeah, I like the originals.
Yeah.
Because the texture.
But I'll tell you what, I want to put these in the fridge.
Why don't you try putting all of them in the fridge?
I feel like these in the fridge will be elite.
I don't know why.
Sometimes I just like to like, like, edit my candy,
because sometimes if you do things cold, it makes it better.
I'm going to put them in the fridge.
Let him on a diet so I can't eat these after the mukbang.
We're almost done here.
We're actually really close to being done here.
Is there anything else that I didn't...
She's an onion. What is this?
Do you try the McDonald's?
No, I'm good at that.
She's an onion?
Yeah, it's just nays.
That's it, that's it. It's just nays. You got that.
Yeah. Well I did.
You don't, you don't like it. No, bro, you're totally...
Wait, I thought I did.
Oh, shit.
Wait, Drew, send me the address? Yeah.
Huh?
Sus. Nothing is sus, Marl.
Yo, it's not 371 to Broadlawn.
Is there a more...
Is there a more descriptive one?
Yeah
May the next one this one
Okay
Are you thought
Oh no.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Uh, no, it's W-Yawksick, man.
W-Yawksick.
What is a cat berry, bro?
So that's why you don't stream.
That's why you don't stream.
Okay.
Alright, I mean I'm almost done here, but I can't do much more.
Fuck this.
Yeah, I'm fine now.
Not in the actual day, uh, uh, posted in Provenby today.
Are they posted in Provenby today?
But, I'm not saying, when you're asking dates, not in words.
Dude, dude.
I'm, I'm gonna get the text on it.
Bro, I'm not getting anybody back now next year.
No.
You just fucked me up!
No, no, no, it's not your fault, it's me.
I thought you were shortly when you stood there.
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a joke.
Oh, my f**k.
Oh, my god.
Do you want it?
What the hell are we gonna do?
We're gonna try to die of this.
Finally!
Ready!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You know the settings.
Poor Bill, what are you saying?
Well, you tell me if we can ask you that.
It's your, you can ask it, we'll be done.
What is the name of the child?
I've been roasting him.
He was laughing at you.
They were so quick with that as well.
Oh, it's not.
I didn't mean to say it.
It's Easter.
It's out there for good.
Very little things don't get clipped nowadays.
Wait.
No, no, no.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
You did it real quick, you did it real quick!
you
Okay, I try these. Try these first.
Yeah, these would be spicy nuggets.
Well, I'm full, it's hell.
No, no, no, you'll like these though.
You'll like these.
I mean, worst tasting chicken nugget I've ever had in my life.
Breathe, breathe.
There's just no flavor.
And the chicken just feels thin.
Oh.
I thought he was gonna like it.
Oh, wait, but then the retos. You guys, you have the retos.
Yeah, we have the retos.
Not that flavor, but...
Oh, okay, then you have to try it.
You're killing me! Never gonna die!
Alright, we'll do this and then two more and then the end.
He's already had it. He likes it.
Take a drink.
What's this?
It's not a drink.
He had the other monster monster.
Thank God.
What is that?
What is that?
This is really Belgian milk chocolate raisins.
No, you've been asked.
What's a chocolate?
Um, okay, call him to Caterpillar.
That's the UK.
Yeah, the chocolate raisins.
That's also a lot of them.
It's MMS, that's a lot of them.
Yeah.
It's a lot of them.
All right, try this then.
I feel like you'd UK it out.
Everything, mate.
I'm not even UK now, I'm just fucking fool.
God damn!
Ooh, sour.
What?
Not bad.
Not bad.
None is special.
It's not, it's not a sour baskin.
Oh, yeah.
That's the closest thing I can relate this to is a sour baskin.
Like I'm not getting it, it tastes exactly like a sour patch.
Okay, and then lastly, we've got... yeah?
Is that smelling, lifting the teeth?
Butter kissed.
Butter kissed?
That's nice still. That's nice still. That's nice still. That's nice still. That's very
nice still.
I thought about it.
What's that? Tuffy?
Let me try the lifted. They've been stale and lifted.
Let's see if we can lift it.
Shall we have a lift in the US?
I have, we have a lift in there.
Wait, do you have a lift in the US?
Yeah.
That's what I said, like I see, peach tea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I guess you've made it and tried everything.
Oh my God, thank God.
I'm full for days.
I'm just a bit annoyed that Mom might have been good.
What is marmite, you explain it?
No, no, no, you have to just try it, okay?
Don't Google it or anything, just try it.
It's a troll, it's a troll.
No, no, no, no, so there's something with marmite.
You either love it, or you fucking hate it.
Simple as that.
There's nothing between.
Ah yeah, these are just lips.
What's a lip?
Salsa calabro whip.
You don't have this in the US?
No.
Oh, okay, then this is awesome.
Holy shit.
Yeah?
Like on the top?
Or like from the bottom or like up?
This is the whole thing in your mouth.
I'm not into music.
Put the whole thing in your mouth.
It's too big.
I'll find it.
I'll leave it for the top then.
Like, I have to open it.
Yeah, I'm gonna, yeah.
Oh, I want a real cream in there.
Yeah.
I like this, I like it, I like that a lot, out there, that's an eight.
So there were only two nines, it was um, yeah it was of course 2009 too, and the Nando's
was the nine.
I don't know what that is.
What do you do?
What's this?
Apple and black currant.
So when you go to the store and you see great, you say, oh, I'm going to get some black currants.
Yeah.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
What do you do?
What's this?
Apple and black currant.
Yeah.
And, she's like, she's like, like, uh, apple cran.
Apple what?
Like an apple cran.
Who's, I don't know what an apple cran is.
In the U.S. it's called an apple cran.
It's apple juice and cranberry juice mixed together.
I mean I guess what is black curry great isn't it
No, it's not great, it's all in the fruits.
Blackcurrant's a fruit.
Blackcurrant's a fruit, yeah.
Oh, I never heard it.
There's broth, there's juice, right?
Oh, I was joking, it's all in the fruits.
No.
You was being serious, it's all in the fruits.
Wait, it's blackcurrant's, it's all in the fruits.
Oh, blackcurrant's a fruit, yeah.
I thought you were joking.
No, I wasn't joking, blackcurrant's a fruit.
It's banned in the US, they're saying.
Oh.
Seriously, I thought you were doing a bit, it's all in the fruits.
I said let me mother
What
What what what they're saying Toby's alive he's pissed
Good good
Wait, let me call him
Shit
He's laughing?
T-burns.
I hope.
I'm live too with Lacey.
Hey, tell me.
I'm live through with Lacey.
Hey, tell me.
Hey, Lacey, I'm fortunate to have you
reacting to Montreal Reddler.
This is like conception, bro.
Wait, oh, so he's not even pissed?
Well, I'm hearing that you're pissed.
Yeah, I'm so angry at you, Deji.
Whatever you did, I'm so angry at you.
Oh, he hasn't even seen the tweet yet.
Oh, oh, oh, no.
I got a tweet.
Oh, a tweet.
Oh, a tweet of us.
Oh, my God, we got beaties.
But, yeah, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing to do with that.
I don't know what I'm like.
Now, now he's going to work.
Now the chat's going to, my chat's going to go into his chat.
And then I'm going to say, wink him.
Oh, yep, he just broke it.
Self-deformed it.
You just self-deformed it.
Oh no.
Oh no, Reggie.
Oh, he looks terrible.
Oh my god, now he's actually pissed.
Oh my God.
Y'all, oh he's pissed.
Wait, is he frozen?
He's probably fucking coming for me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, he's pissed over that.
Oh, I was alive.
He's pissed over there, sir.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, shit.
You got a cheat?
Look at the chat screen in Yawksic Twitter.
No, oh no.
Oh
Yeah
I was very mad.
I got actually quite good.
Wait, I actually didn't say it though.
I didn't say what it was.
Where is this making stuff up at this point if you're asking me?
It's never cared.
It's fake, it's fake.
It is fake, it's fake.
It's fake, it's fake.
I see
Oh
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay
For certification
And you're not sorry for hanging up on me.
No, no, no, no, I did that.
No, Lacey, no, Lacey's like this.
What?
Lacey?
What am I?
Lacey, you're bad from charity measures.
No, no, no, that was my idea.
It was my idea.
It was me.
It was me.
It was me.
Oh.
Oh, we both got...
Oh, wait.
Come on, we can talk about this.
We can appeal this.
I can't walk.
The beard!
I was going to practice all year to be a ghoulie!
Okay, listen carefully, here's what I'm going to do, yeah?
Are you listening?
Yeah.
Yum.
Oh my God.
What's being him?
What?
I'm not sharing that.
Let's pay him once.
Or he's gonna go bow with it on.
We're fucked dude. We're fucked.
And you're fucked cause you're fabricating.
Yeah, nice one of line guys. This is just a bit.
You are not going but you could be a nice striker shut up fuck you oh my god
I'm so full-deji like my stomach no you're gonna be shaking good to know
you're all when I let that shit out it might actually be like fucking wait was it
you that told me that when you shit you suck in and out in and out and then
let it let it go yeah well no no no no no no wait wait when I'm shitting yeah
you'd like you shit and then you let it suck the shit back in and then you
shit it out a little bit and suck it in again and then shit it out yeah because
if you if when when you're squatted over the toilet like this and you're
shitting and you get a little bit out and you suck it back in it feels really
good I'm serious I'm serious do it do it
I don't think I told you that though. I don't think I've ever told anyone.
I think you told me when we were in this school.
I don't think that was me. I do that, but I don't think I told you that.
I think I was wrong. That's something I've wronged you too.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever told anybody that. I do do that sometimes.
No, because when I'm with Rona, it's a shouting match.
When I pee, I do the same thing. I pee a little bit, stop the pee.
Pee a little bit, stop the pee. It feels good.
No, I think it was wrong. It was wrong.
It was what?
Out of the van.
Which you both...
I just...
Suck the shit, right?
Yeah.
Billy, can you hear my head?
Anything like this?
Ah, please.
Please.
Please.
Please, don't let me do this.
Don't diss it till you try it.
No, no, no.
No, I'm telling you!
It feels good.
I need to stop recording, man.
I'm just leaving.
It feels good.
Wait, oh, wait, he's a birdie-finishing!
Oh, my God.
Wait, why is that so crazy?
Why are we all sitting here acting like we don't like...
There, I'm like...
Okay, so let me ask you all a question.
When you guys are in bed alone at night do you and don't lie just like you cool
Don't you guys? I know we all do it
What's your take your fingers twist your bottom on theirs get the little like like the little like not dingleberries like a little like
The little like rubbish down there
I'm not the only one who does that. I don't care. I'm not.
That's a normal thing.
That's the one of the kind.
You're one of the kind.
You're not being alive.
You're not going to go on your own.
No, no, no.
I'm taking those fingers.
No, no, no.
I'm going to take your father's dog.
I'm going to take your baby.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Brother, that is meant to be.
We all do it.
Cap.
I call Cap.
Fuck you, dick.
I'm not mine.
You're making me dick.
Yeah.
You're on your own.
Give me your mic, bro.
Oh.
No, but later, bro, later, have a deal.
That's the thing.
That was fun, man.
No, but ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming bro, that was fun man.
W. Deji, bruh.
I already told them what happened in the vlog that's going to be coming out.
Oh, that you saved my fuse.
And then you did save my fuse, I'm joking.
No, I did.
It's on video.
Jack, in my upcoming vlog, there's a part where Deji pulled his pants down and
I shaved his pubes for him. I'm not kidding. I'm so serious. You guys are gonna see me. I'm not trolling. You know, it's true
There wasn't much down there though, but I did shave his pubes
I see I'm the first guy to ever shave his pubes. He can leave all at once
He's so embarrassed. He can't be embarrassed. It's on video. It's on video. All right chat.
Chat, Deji about to head out. I'll probably talk to y'all for a few minutes after it leaves,
but hey, W. Deji, am I going to see you again while I'm here? I leave.
I lead the 23rd.
What do you see here again?
You want it?
Well, this is goodbye until next time.
Thank you, Carl.
Oh man, I don't want to let go.
I don't want to let go.
I know you don't want to let go either.
I don't want to let go either.
I know.
I know.
It's okay, did you?
You don't have to let go, it's okay, I know.
You can let go now.
You can let go.
Okay.
Hi Rob.
I'm missing you Rob.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Alright, damn bro.
It's a sad.
You'll see me again, bro.
You should...
You win if you want to. I'll come L.A.
You'll come L.A.
I promise. I'll come L.A.
Do you want a World Cup?
Yes.
We should go to a game.
I'm down.
Let's go to a World Cup game.
Hopefully, wait, the U.S. will be qualified.
Yeah.
Cool. Hopefully, England's the U.S.
You're an England fan?
Would you be a London?
Oh, of course.
Maybe a London.
Lacey, please.
Yeah, but in a bit, Lacey.
I should have made it!
I should have made it!
It's dead, it's dead!
Y'all, how is that a mad question?
Ha ha ha!
Man said a London fan.
Yes, wouldn't that not make sense
since he lives in London for him to be a London fan?
I look like you gotta take a little tickle-ting chat.
No, that's too late.
I actually didn't try to eat that.
Yeah, I still want it.
A bunch of food, yeah, bro.
Tell me so much food, dude.
Oh, my gosh.
How are we going to get rid of this?
Hey, we got to talk on the way, bro.
We're going off stream, maybe?
Maybe.
Hey, chat.
I'm probably going to get off, bro.
Are you a shabamba?
Oh, yeah.
What's that?
L-Waster.
It's not a Waster, bro.
I don't know what time I'm going to be live tomorrow, actually I don't know, wait, yeah
I'm good at weight?
No, the all day shift is the day after that.
Chad, I'm filming a video tomorrow with KSI, so I'm not going to be live early tomorrow
But I might be live a little later tomorrow. I'm gonna get off. Um, I don't know. It's just I just don't really want I just don't want to
Stream chat. This is what they're doing London, bro. I don't know. And I'm tired of the time. It was gonna be fucked up, huh?
Yeah, right now.
Well, actually, I got a P. I got a pure push and then I'll go
I don't know, I think we're gonna add like the fourth one.
Fourth one, yeah, fourth one, yeah, fourth one.
Hold on a second, I don't wanna take a single take.
Put it inside the back.
Can you try, what's that maybe?
Okay, hey Gaggy.
Hi.
Just like it down there.
I'm gonna take a single.
I'm gonna have to do it.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna have to do it.
Enough stream?
Yeah, I'll play it, I'll play it.
Right here. Try out what's in there.
There's fucking nothing in here.
A water smithin'?
Yeah, this house is like eight floors, look at this shit, it keeps going.
I can't read chat right here in the kitchen whose house is this?
the BNB. I'm at the set of set tomorrow. We see the P? How? How? Um, but not chat. I'm
gonna, uh, I'm gonna get off and probably go to bed. Looks like I gotta be up early
for a shoot tomorrow. Um, but I appreciate y'all for watching. Hope y'all enjoyed the
stream. W. Deji was a lot of fun. Um, tomorrow's gonna be a desktop stream in
the B&B just because I want to do desktop, get some reactions in, talk to y'all, maybe
probably do PACtra tomorrow, we haven't done that in a minute. And then, yeah, maybe link
up with Ron and Jason because they're going to be in London still too. But then we're
back in LA in a few days. All right, guys? And then the 21st, there will be no stream.
I'm filming a YouTube video while I'm here. So there's that, but...
I'm at 20 seconds.
I'm at a time of 20 seconds.
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