Lacy
⭐ ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER STREAM ⭐ PO BOX OPENING ⭐ CLIX GRAND FINALS VIEWING PARTY ⭐ STREAMER R6 TOURNEY ⭐ SHORT STREAM ⭐ NEW HOUSE S00N ⭐
04-25-2026 · 10h 33m
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I thought 150 for the nails I might put a bad bitch to Chanel
I pulled back when this shit fell real She went to Mottie, she went to pills
I thought 150 for the nails I might put a bad bitch to Chanel
I pulled back when this shit fell real She went to Mottie, she went to pills
We gon' have this here in Japan I ain't even trying to belong to you, I can't stand up
But I got money, there's only one I walk, that's a fucking stand on it
I don't get a fuck, not a fuck, there's no money, I ain't sell me with a bust down
The coke ain't going crazy when I touch down
J.A. you gonna be going down
Up the liquor, she's trying to get knocked down
Rollin' up, rollin' up
Liquor's somebody feelin' like they know my song
Hey!
I wanna kick up the bar down
I know, I feel like I'm just taking it back
You don't need to smile
That's it, I'm not mad at you
I'm a nigga that ain't fallin' in my car
I'm a 50 for the nails
I might put in that bitch she should have
I pulled back when I should feel real
What's going on?
Who ate this bitch off the note?
Hey!
Hey, if you're here off the note, drop a sub in the chat, or type here.
Yeah.
I'm gonna see.
Done I get.
Yo!
What's good?
What's good y'all?
Hey, we got Ayo with the 14 months,
Deepin with the 25 months,
Graveroni with the sum.
Hold on.
This doesn't change.
This doesn't change.
We got bees, we got bees.
How was this happened to you?
What's good, Anticon?
Michael, Layla, Alts.
We got please Edgar, Coco, Vic, Mick, Lacey, Stormy, Adry, Sweetie with the sub, Toxic with the ear sub.
We got Loki, Kyla for 20 months, Stanley, Hannah, Goer, Monkey, Ripple, Mark, Fizzy, Ghost.
I'm gonna die.
Upside down for gates.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Yo, the dude's name was Monkey, bro.
His name was Monkey.
Was God!
Anti-con, icy spikes!
I'm gonna die.
Someone in the morning?
Yes!
I'm gonna die.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Hey, please, look at that music.
I was just talking to you.
Shut up, please.
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Get out.
Didn't you just shit, bitch?
You're not even a fart.
Lacey, you're so hot, but be honest, bro.
Do you actually mean that?
Are you just saying I'm hot to compliment me or do you actually mean I'm hot?
What's good?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Hello, mama.
How you doing?
You having a good day today?
Poppy, poppy.
Chill with Lacey here.
Calm you down.
Make you feel a little nice about yourself.
You're genuinely so hot.
Appreciate you, dude.
Deadass, yo, deadass, not a lot.
Deadass, appreciate it.
All the people calling me hot on a compliment in the chat.
All the smiley faces getting spanned right now.
Plus Max, plus Pepsi, plus bags, plus Gilly, plus top.
We got like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,
19 POs today.
We got 19 PO's today and you wanna know
what the deciding factor was?
I found out that the PO address was not getting put
in the YouTube descriptions on the PO box openings.
Like bro, that's one of the most important things.
That's dead ass one of the most important things.
L, L YouTube, L Drew, in fact, L Drew spamming the chat, L Drew spamming the chat.
of Drew, I caught him. I caught him. Yeah. So I came home today and he was making out
with another guy on the couch. Not another guy. Hold on a minute. Hold on. He was making
out with a guy on the couch. Of course he was. Yes. We knew the whole time. But yes,
I caught Drew in 4K. He was making hours. Yeah. No, you want to actually have a last
night though? You fell asleep on the couch, tooted up on my soul. Stuck a finger up
Maybe not yes, I did chat chat drew fell asleep on a couch last night while I was streaming when I ended my stream
Stuck a little finger up his bum. Yeah, I woke up. No one was here fucking boxed PC was off
Oh the white one
That's not here
Okay
Have you heard the Roy's new deluxe? I actually that is one thing that I did not do is
What is a yoxic twit?
What is a yoxic twit?
What is a yoxic twit?
Brother, what yoxic twit, dude?
What yoxic twit?
W twit, W twit.
All right, guys, today we have a very, very packed stream.
Are we all ready for what today's stream is going to entail?
Today's stream, we have, number one, PO Box Opening, okay?
We have a big-ass PO Box Opening today, so we're going to be opening all the PO.
It's going to be a nice YouTube video, and shout out to all the people who sent me PO.
If you do want to send me PO, it's pinned right now in the chat.
Then, after PO Box, we have Clicks Grand Finals Viewing Party.
Clicks is going to be playing in Grand Finals today and I think he could win
generally I think Clicks could win today so we're gonna be watching that and then
in the middle of the viewing party we also have a streamer rainbow six siege
tournament all day today I am a captain so we're gonna see who my team ends up
being and then yeah and then yeah so very very very packed streams of it
Lots of desktop content and after that maybe a little pack draw not in that shower on a heater
but after after that
And we got we got a lot of a lot of desktop content plan today, and then tomorrow we have a $25,000
NBA pack opening before to celebrate the playoffs $25,000 pack opening
And how is this a short stream? It's gonna be a short stream. It's gonna be a short stream.
Trust me. Shams bomb. Yo, enough with the fucking shit. When are y'all moving? I'm not gonna
say when we're moving. Wait, have we said when we're moving it? I mean, I feel like
I feel like at this point, 27th, I mean, I feel like at this point, it's pretty obvious
when the first thing will be, you know, if you just like use common sense, you know,
the day and the month it is, you know, I mean, I'm pretty, it is pretty much common
sense at this point.
But yeah, we move out officially in two days.
Yes.
days on the 27th, this room will be moved.
Everything in this room, this entire era,
this whole room will be moved.
Everything in this room will be gone,
moved out and moved on into the new crib.
Into the new crib, dude.
So it's coming, right?
It's coming, and yeah, it's coming very soon.
Yo, Lacey, I gave you a name, our jersey.
Look at the Pistons magic score.
The magic are beating the Pistons?
How?
How the fuck?
But, but yeah Chad, should I do reactions first?
First is there should I do reactions in a comma no? What do y'all think reactions in comma no before p.o?
Also, I have this big ass monitor. I don't think I like it though. I don't think I like this monitor
It's so fucking big. Brother, you have a thread for a reason. Okay. My fuck is talking about a thread.
How about I lift your ass up and I put you on the bed and then I pull your pants down and I give you some head.
And I open my Twitter com and first thing I see is entertain us you circus monkey.
Yeah, once the Twitter comes closed down, do you guys want to move over to Facebook
comms? I'm thinking about starting a Facebook community. Let me know. Let me
know. Let me know what y'all think. Facebook community coming soon. If y'all
want me to react to anything, post it in the thread right here. Anything
specific you want me to react to.
Gang, we are not 50.
Since when do you have to be 50 to use Facebook?
Since when?
What the fuck did I make a Reddit for?
Wait, Anticons, send me the Reddit real quick.
I want to see the Reddit.
I've never, I personally never used Reddit
in my 23 years on this planet.
I have never used Reddit except two years ago
for gooning purposes, okay?
So I don't know what to expect when I open Reddit.
I've never used Reddit except for gooning purposes.
So we are going to see exactly what Reddit is terrible.
It's worse than Twitter.
What makes it worse?
Y'all ambushed, thank you for the sub.
Also, I want to tell y'all something right now.
Starting next month, I will be going on a trip out
of the country every month.
I told y'all it was coming soon, and it is officially
started next month, where I will be going on a trip out
of the country, wherever I want every month,
whether it's the Bahamas, whether it's Canada,
whether it's Japan, whether it's anywhere I want.
And I'm gonna be doing content out there.
And then after I'm done doing whatever content
I'm doing for the entire day, I will be gambling.
Yes, yes.
So I'm excited, obviously, everything's gonna be 18 plus.
If you are under the age of 18, you will not be able to watch, but um, yeah, so
Starting next month very excited for that. Also, I don't want y'all to sub to me, bro
I don't need y'all subs no more. Please only sub if you want no ads. Okay. I do not want y'all subs anymore
All right, I do not need you guys to sub to me. I'ma just say that I don't I don't want your money
Okay, do not sub to me
Okay, deal all right Papa Harry with the fight. I'm being serious Chad. I'm being serious dead ass like I
Just want you guys to watch me to enjoy my content to enjoy the entertainment
I now have crazy budgets to do whatever I want to do in content. I know you guys see a
Lot of other streamers and a lot of other creators
Start slacking on content in hours and streaming I plan to do the exact opposite
I'm going to put more money and more effort into my content into trips into produced events
and
Actual she I'm just gonna improve content all around. All right. Um, and it's actually it's really not a lot. It's just
It's not a lot. So
Yeah, I want you guys to just watch the content. I want y'all to enjoy the content
I want y'all to to to just be entertained. I don't want your money. I don't want you guys to see
I don't need you to sub to me.
I don't care if my sub count says 1,000 subs, all right?
Straight out, I'll be so, I'll be so, so transparent.
So does this mean we will get part two
of the basketball tournament?
Possibly.
I'm still working on getting the Lacy League title,
but we might just have to turn it to something else.
Might just have to turn that name to something else.
All right, let's go to, let's go to reacts.
Stop the cap, give me a free sub then.
Address the rumors, y'all dude.
I can't bro, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't bro, I can't.
no rumors. There are no rumors. Address them, okay? For the last time, there are no rumors.
Just because some cloud chaser makes a video, lying about shit does not make it true. And
so anybody could go on the internet right now, make a video and call someone a pedophile
or call someone this, call someone that. It doesn't make it true, bro. I've come to
terms with the fact that I cannot control everyone's opinion on the internet as long
is I know what is true and what is real and what is fake that's all that matters to me
I cannot control other people to believe things if they see a video of some girl lying about
shit and then linking her only fans in the description so she can get free subs and they
want to believe it that's that's on them bro that's on them that's on them I can't
control that. So, you know what I mean? Address the ozempic allegations. There are no ozempic.
I don't take ozempic. Barak, yo, what did you tweet, Barak? Lacey? All right. Let's
react to calm.
All right.
Are you going to be watching Grants the full day tomorrow with vaccine?
Also clicks isn't streaming Grants.
Wait.
So, Jack, quick question for all my Fortnite nerds.
Is clicks still contested or is he unconfined?
No?
Is that good for him, though?
He's anti-combed.
It's very good.
So do, you know what, FaceTime Codie.
Starting a FaceTime call to Codie.
Hell you go.
Hell you go, bro.
answer my wide-speed call. Yo! Big poop! What's up dude?
Yeah, what's going on dude? I'm streaming right now just to let you know.
Oh fuck, I was about to tell you all my strats, thank you for telling me that.
Actually, I was just going to tell you what we're doing.
Today's a big day dude. Dude, fucking doing what we gotta do.
Wait, so are you uncontested? Yeah, we're on con.
Well, Peter, what bitched Peter? I think that's the right language.
Wait, you bitched him?
I saw a tweet where you did a sign after killing him
and it was like CH.
Yeah, well, they taught us, right?
I too be one dumb.
Higgs died early, too be one dumb.
Claim like you are back, they left the next day.
Holy aura.
Holy aura.
Well, listen.
Well, listen, bro, it's not about that.
I'm gonna be watching today, OK?
Oh, you are?
I'm gonna be watching?
I know, I'm gonna go into replays.
I'm just gonna watch you.
Is that not that?
Yes, and I'm gonna be supporting.
Bro, you don't know how replays work.
What hurt you seeing?
Well, you can't do that?
No, you could, like you don't know how it works.
What do you mean?
Don't you just put the game code in
and then I click your name and watch you?
It's gonna be a lot more difficult.
Oh, no, you'll figure it out, you'll figure it out.
Okay, well, hopefully I figure it out.
I didn't know.
My chat, is it hard to do?
What do you say?
Unless my chat, if it's hard to do,
Have sex with me, okay?
I mean,
Okay, I'm gonna be watching either way,
but I just want to say good luck
and this is your win, dude, you know?
Listen, dude, listen, dude.
And I'm betting on you, I'm betting on you.
We have strategies, we have tons of fucking ifs,
we have a lot of plans, a lot of strats
going into this, man.
I like that.
Whatever happens by the end of day two
is what's meant to happen, dude.
So we're gonna go into this,
but we really just put all the balls on the table, dude.
I have a feeling that this is your win
and I'm so confident, Klicks, that I've decided to put $5,000 on you to win.
Upping.
Upping.
If you want to make a fucking bag, you're an up-dash of the fucking 25.
If you want to make a fucking bag...
Chad, the Lacey curse is not a thing anymore!
Okay, Bet, I'm going to bet on you, Klicks, and I'm so confident you're going to win.
This one, this is your win. This is actually your win.
Hey, bro, up into 25k.
Locked a good luck today man, and I hope you do really good bro
Yeah, what's that one audio where it's like
Bro, I know you guys know what sound I'm talking about.
It's like...
SpongeBob audio.
Song.
Wait, no, but what's the exact one called?
Wait, no, but what's the exact one called?
Can somebody link it?
But I know y'all know what I'm talking about.
It goes like...
No, but I want the full one.
I want to put it on my sound board.
Did somebody give it to me?
You're dumbass on it.
No, all right, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you bitch.
It fucked the clicky clank.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
All right, why did you ban me?
Lacey's left big toe.
I did not ban you.
Wait, I did not ban you.
Did I ban him?
What is this?
Wait, there's a whole sound board website?
Wait, should I update my sound board real quick?
Like what do I not use?
Now what, what's another one I should get, Chad?
Chad, what's another one I should get?
What's that other one I should get?
The Peter Griffin one, what's that?
A Miami sound, okay?
But y'all aren't giving me actual good ones, y'all aren't just giving me shitty ones.
Like, give me actual good ones.
Baby oil? Okay, what about this one? What is this?
Is that one good?
Okay, what about?
Can you guys actually give me good ones though?
Like what are good new sound boards?
I'm feeling my sound boards like ass now, no?
You're a sped.
Oh brother, this guy stinks.
Okay, wait, what is that?
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother, this guy stinks!
Y'all want me to do that one?
I feel like that's low-key ass.
Jackpot sound?
What is that?
N.B.A. ball right? Wait, is there a ball right one?
I don't know any.
What are some good ones?
Actually, yeah, what are some good ones?
guy?
Get your fat ass back here.
That's ass!
That's ass!
What are y'all saying what for?
grow my what what are y'all talking about did no one see this guy search history
yo I don't know I don't know what's wrong what y'all are talking about now you
You guys are horrible at this, by the way.
I hope you guys know you're geni...
Ah!
Should I get a fart?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
The dookie sound, 30 years old by the way.
Wait, what is this?
Please, please, I need this.
I'm almost out of bullets.
Wait, what?
Whatever.
Hey, chat!
Oh, tell me that's just not funny!
Tell me that's not funny!
Oh, shoot, that hits!
That hits, bro!
That actually hits!
That hits!
Oh, shit, that hits! That hits, bro!
Shit, that actually hits! That ass!
I got this! I got this!
FAAAGH!
Let me get the entertainment!
Okay, what am I gonna do with the NFL Draft Combine Noise?
Please tell me what I'm gonna do with that.
I mean you guys are good.
I mean, you guys aren't given any good recommendations.
What, Maroc, what?
What?
Lacy search history leads.
Why am I so fat?
Why is my left not smaller than my right one?
Food near me, Taco Bell near me.
Why is my dick so small?
Can I get my man boobs smaller?
That's not my search history.
It keeps going on, okay.
How do you utilize a micro penis, son?
Caught.
Ha ha ha!
Y'all caught Drew's search history on my fucking computer, bro.
Ah!
So cute!
Aw, so cute.
This one's funny.
I mean, Chad, these are the two new ones I added.
Well, are there any, are there any like other ones that y'all could think of?
What is Family Guy?
What?
I'm mad!
Coconut?
Nah, bro, that's Cuffoam, that's Cuffoam's thing, bro.
I can't I can't jack that swag. Let's be jacket. I can't jack that swag bro. I'm gonna be honest
I can't pull off the coconut I
Have to join the discord
I have to join the discord completely forgot
Embarrassing by Drake so you guys think this is a good sound board
I feel like that's not I feel like that's a low-key ass, no
Bro, you need to lose weight
Like what like I'm just confused where that even comes into play right now
I'm not even talking about anything that has to do with weight
And you just come into my chat and tell me I need to lose weight. How do I join this fucking discord?
What should everyone call, I have a discord account, you dumb fuck.
It won't let me go to the discord chat jakes is going to dequeue me from the fucking tournament
Actually, why won't it let me wait is discord down?
Is discord down?
Oh, no, no, no wait is that a is that a soundboard? Oh, no, no
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah!
Friends!
Not gonna lie, that one's overusing cringe.
Facts or no?
Facts or no?
That's ass, yeah, that's what I think too.
I think it's overusing, I think it's a little cringey.
Facts or no?
Let me get a few retweets.
I mean, I'm gonna be off, oh wait.
I don't have the flight modded.
Flight.
Damn, damn you!
No, no, no!
For what?
Does anybody have the flight? The flight laughter?
Does anybody have that one or no?
Anybody in the chat?
My dog is kind of homeless.
I'm not doing that one.
Get it yourself.
No, how about you guys just send it to me?
We haven't even gotten into reactions because you guys can't send me good shit.
Okay, YouTube to MP3, Convert.
Wait, how am I a streamer, but I'm bad with technology?
But I never really understood that.
I'm a streamer, but I'm not good at tech technology.
It's honestly kind of embarrassing.
Where's my camera at?
Get ready for green lines.
Download. Okay. All right. Stream deck. What do I replace?
Alright, this one, this, and then I put, flight, back, alright, I think I'm good Chad, I think I'm good, we got a few new sound boards, it only took a fucking hour, it only took a fucking hour, 40 minute intro.
Y'all, y'all, y'all, what's going on, God?
So today I'm going to shave my eyebrows.
My eyebrows?
I'm going to shave.
So, what's this?
Who just said epic out?
God!
I got it.
Potential at the T logo.
Is this AI?
I feel like this is definitely AI.
How do you utilize a micro penis?
Google, grow my penis, penis.
Nice AI, bro.
Y'all can AI shit onto my shit, bro.
Lacey, here's the edit I made of you.
W-edit, man. W-edit, bro.
What is this, dude? I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, Carter, this shit is hot ass, bro.
If you are a graphic designer, this shit is fucking ass, dude.
I'm sorry, Carter. Carter, like, this is just ridiculously shit.
I don't care. Go ahead, put the big blue round in with his fucking mouth open, bro.
I don't care. This shit is ass.
You will say I'm dick writing or whatever but Lacey deadass gets so much hate for no reason
He streams almost every day and if he's not it's normally a
I appreciate you a lot man a lot of these people in this chat
You know their assholes and they like to shit talk me and they like to say all this bullshit
But I appreciate a nice kind message like this, okay?
This isn't normal off an Achilles tear by the way
Brother, what do you mean this isn't normal off an Achilles tear
All he did was shoot a three
He didn't he made a jump shot this some shit that I do
There's some shit that I could do and I got a torn ACL on a real note
Well, if we're keeping it real, if y'all want me to keep it a hundred, this seems to be what
I do with the torn ACL.
Hacks.
That's facts.
Talk to the wall.
Argue with the wall.
I'm speaking facts.
Yo, Lacey, I have a recommendation for you.
Maybe because you're so fat, you have a micro penis.
If you lose weight, your two inch will go to 2.1 inch.
a recommendation. I don't have a fucking micro penis, you dickwad. I don't have a fucking
micro penis. That was AI. That was very fucking clear Photoshop with that guy did. There's
no way all are believing that that search history is real. And I was fucking Photoshop.
I don't care, are you ever gonna play this again?
Red Dead Redemption 2?
Yes, bro, coming soon, coming soon.
Yo why three thank you so much for the fun.
Get it in the chair, I appreciate the fun, the big five, broke the five.
cool how I did that? Do you miss Milo? Yeah, of course I miss Milo. Of course I miss Milo,
but I'm happy that Milo's doing better now. I'm not clicking this. I'm not clicking this.
I don't know what that is.
Wait, what?
Megan Thee Stallion accuses Clay Thompson
of cheating on her in her IG story?
Cheating had me around your whole family play in house got cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me
during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be monogamous bitch I need a real break after this one bye y'all
What?
Lacey, you'll be carrying my kids when I'm done with you.
Lacey, I'll genuinely crack you, bro.
I'll genuinely crack the hell out of you, sob.
I'm going to put kids in you.
your cheeks I'll be on in 10. Yo, what kind of freaky shit do y'all got going on? Retweet.
Yo, this is some freaky shit. Is Muda playing in the tournament today? Should I build this for us?
us. Wait, what is Stug's Hub? Wait, what is this? Wait, is this a website?
Alright, I have an actual question, a genuine question, and this is for all Twitter communities
around including, I'm talking streaming communities, I'm talking like all the big streaming communities,
I'm talking artist communities.
If Twitter communities genuinely shut down,
would you guys go to a website
that was focused centrally on communities?
If there was a new website that looked,
this is just like a stupid, obviously like rough estimate.
But if there was a website where you guys
could still keep a community aspect,
but it was the whole different website,
would you guys do it?
Or no, is it just very convenient that it's on Twitter?
No, no, no.
Okay.
It's cause it's convenient.
Okay, I mean, that makes sense.
That doesn't make sense.
No, that makes sense.
Okay, fair enough.
Hey, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough.
Maybe on Discord?
Discord's just filled with drones though, bro.
Drew Alar has traits we've seen QBs be successful in the past. The traits.
Practice till five then I'm free. Come through and suck me. Is this the Steelers
Nugorovac? Whoa okay you take things fast. Sorry baby that's just how I roll.
Show me what I'm working with. What do you want to see? The roommate just left.
spread your cheeks and bend over the fuck would I even take that picture use
the timer off camera yo this freaking little fuck this is my new QB
hey shit hey fuck it fuck it that's the MVP right there can we get an actual
full stream with JTW or Ron. Of course, bruh. I'm making a website soon. Okay. God, this
guy was so lucky LeBron was twerking on him.
at LA after trying to jumproop?
That's not real.
That's not real.
That's not real. That's not real.
You go see y'all.
All right.
Should we do PO?
Should we do PO y'all?
Y'all want PO right now?
Yes, all right, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
I'm excited for PO.
PO's one of my favorite things to do on stream.
Cause I actually really like seeing what y'all send me.
All right, ready to chat?
And YouTube intro in three, two, one.
Y'all what's good, YouTube?
We are back again with another
P.O. box opening and today y'all went crazy
we got 20 packages in the P.O. today.
Shout out to everybody who sent stuff to the P.O. box.
As you know, we are doing a challenge $1,000
to the coolest P.O. box gift every single week.
So make sure you guys send stuff to my P.O. box.
It's linked in the description.
And yeah, you can do it from Amazon,
go to the post office, whatever you want.
So let's get right into it shall we? Let's do it! Alright, first things first.
It doesn't even say a name. What is that?
Did you just give me my own tap-cap?
Brother, I've got 10 of these on a couch!
I would somewhat order a TapCap and then send it to my PO.
Hey, yo, thank you so much for sending me a TapCap
in my PO box, man.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
I'm not afraid boys and I'm just weird,
like you should keep it.
Why are you ordering it and sending it back to me?
Thank you for the TapCap, bro.
Fuck it up, should I unbox it?
Maybe it's, all right.
What if it's a slime guy, you'll imagine it's a slime guy?
That's not, still a rare one though, still a rare one.
Hey, thank you for sending me a tap camera, I appreciate it, I appreciate it, all right.
Next, this is from Niko, from Niko.
I did not, his name's Niko.
Look at my scissors.
And before y'all start making fun of me, yes, these are little kids' scissors.
They're safety scissors, so I don't cut myself.
Okay.
There's a note that says,
Holy shit, a lot of notes here.
Lacey, what's good?
I need a thousand dollars.
My friends call me Nick, and my brother's name is Lucas.
Enjoy these master artworks custom made for you and the thugs.
You drew me in a thong.
So you, you took the time out of your day to sit down and draw me in a phone and you made,
you didn't color anything except your head phone.
Yo, are you serious?
Not A.I.
Sloth.
Shit.
Fuck around and find out.
Thank you for the notes. Thank you for the pictures. Very good pictures. Let's see what
Is this an iPhone?
Wait, it's open though.
You send me an iPhone with a fucking pack of gum?
There's not even any gum in here!
He sent me an iPhone box with an empty pack of gum!
Okay, and then he sent me a used Italy beanie.
All right.
And a used deodorant stick.
Be honest, this PO box, this one right here in this package, shit, shit, but I appreciate
effort bro you guys know the rule I have to hang up one of the pictures on the
wall so what picture do y'all want me to hang up on the wall oh shit my face or me
in a red thumb the thumb let me go hang it up
There.
Nico, thank you so much for the PL package.
Thank you so much for the PL package.
I really do appreciate it.
I really, really do appreciate the PL package.
All right.
Next up, let's do some letters.
Let's look for some letters.
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout at all.
Look for some letters.
Not a bad shout, not a bad shout at all.
All right, we have two Lacey from Nick Fosco.
It's a picture of Coco and then on the back it's this.
And you didn't even put your name.
You said that you said you said your name was Nick Fosco.
And you want to know the sending address 371-2-BRAVON.
You that's my old house
Thank you so much for the postcard I appreciate oh it opens it opens
Dear Lacey saw you open my last PO about the tickets for spider-man. Let me know
I was wondering when JD was getting banned ask the chat to type one to get JD banned and see the whole chat filled with ones
Oh well, fuck JD, my Jewish brother, Shalom, from Achilles.
Achilles, thank you so much.
Alright, here we have something from Joel.
A letter from Joel.
to Nick Fosco. Hello, Lacey. My name is Joelle. I'm from Oil City. Wait, that's close to hearing.
I'm writing to you as an assignment for my seventh grade class. I've always wanted to be in someone's
male opening, but never knew who. I decided this was a great opportunity. I love your brand
tap caps. I love the idea of the company and I appreciate the quality of the product. I don't
currently have any tap caps because I don't have any money to buy them. I get excited every time I
see your notification go out. I'm sure it makes a whole lot of other people feel the same way.
Thank you for taking the time to read my letter and continue to do what you do and put smiles on
everyone's face across the world. This is my business letter to you. Again, thank you for
reading sincerely Joelle. Hey Joelle from Oil City. I appreciate you Brown. Shout out,
Shout out PA man, shout out to 8-1-Fall, shout out to 8-1-Fall, he's a good kid, he's a good kid.
Hey Joel from Oil City, next PO box, send me another letter and put your address and I'll
send you out a tap cat man, I'll send you a tap cat. I got you Joel. Next letter is from
Gemini Legal Support.
Again?
Our client has cancelled the above requests and records are no longer required.
Please stop processing this immediately.
We will not process any invoices for work performed.
Thank you for your time.
I beat the case!
I beat the case!
Oh my God!
Whoever Ryan is, congratulations, you have beat the case brother.
He beat the case.
Yeah, he did it.
He didn't even get the lawsuit sent to him.
They sent it to me and somehow we beat the case.
Holy shit.
Congrats, Ryan.
Congrats.
All right, this is from Jackson.
Jackson, all the way from Tennessee.
Holy, letter.
Yo, what's up, Lacey?
Let me start off this by saying in no way,
shape or form is this letter intended to be self-promotion.
This is the best way to reach to you directly
and have a slight chance you actually see it.
I'm a 20 year old college student
from a small town in Tennessee.
I have a sports background throughout my middle
and high school years, offers to play in college
but chose to decline knowing later down the road
I would look back and regret it.
I started streaming about a year ago.
I have a strong passion for streaming.
I know it's something I wanna pursue going forward.
It's not easy to create a future in this.
Yeah, I'm confident in my ability to do so.
I have multiple clips with 500,000 views.
My most popular one is 2.2 million views.
I'll list all my socials at the bottom.
Okay?
Hey, thank you for the letter, Bob.
Appreciate you.
I appreciate you, Jayton.
Thank you, bro.
W.J. in man, thank you for the letter.
Thank you for the letter.
All right, Chad, I think that's all the letters we have.
Now we have the actual big ass packages.
Let's do this one.
This is from Youself.
This is from Youself.
Okay, this is very, this is very clearly not a real picture.
Okay, hold on a minute.
This is not real!
Bro!
This is edited to make me look fat.
Look at how edited this is, my belly and my face.
Dude, it's real.
So not only did this guy take the time to edit,
to edit a picture, but he printed it on a shirt.
Put it on.
Brother, this is a medium, this is not fitting me.
Like, are you fucking serious?
It's a kid's medium!
This doesn't even fit me!
I can't get it off.
I can't get it off.
I'm not keeping this off on.
It's snug like a bug.
Dude.
Geez, brawlba egg, thank you so much for the shirt.
This might be in the running for the $1,000.
This might be in the running for the best gift.
All right, I'll put this to this side.
All right, next we have a gift from Kevin from New York.
Kevin from New York.
Oh, it's another shirt, okay.
All right, a little twitcher, some merch, LOL twitch toy.
Stop calling me a twitch toy.
Nice little merch.
Okay, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Thank you so much for the twitcher.
I will definitely be wearing this to show I'm not Twitch's pet.
I'm not Twitch's pet.
Thank you for the shirt, Kevin.
I appreciate that name.
OK.
This is from, it doesn't have a name.
The name is Blank.
Whoa.
Wait.
There's two things in here.
One says Lacey and one says Yana.
All right.
Mine is a purple, a purple pedazo beanie.
Okay. Thank you. And Yana's is a gray bedazzled beanie. All right. And then she put pictures.
Hi, my name is Harmony. I recently started making these beanies. I've always loved beanies
and thought it would be cool to start my own business making my own. Let me know if
you like it. Thank you, Harmony. I'll make sure to give this to Yana. I'll make sure
to give this to Yana. These are the beanies. Thank you for the beanies. They're actually
very cool. Should I put it on chat? Okay. How do I look? Okay. All right. Thank you. Thank
you so much. I'll make sure to give. Oh wait. Yonahs was the great one. Now Yonahs has
lice in it fuck these are I'll make sure to give this to yonah thank you so much
thank you so much I think me and yonah might be doing a stream soon so all right
very cool very cool very cool okay next this is from Natura Natura
Instructions.
Instructions for what?
Flavored toothpicks?
What?
Yo, it smells good.
Yo.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute.
What could they possibly be putting on these toothpicks to make them flavor?
Zero calories, zero sugar.
Use from the pointed end to enjoy the flavor.
Do not bite the non-pointed end.
Do not use during pregnancy.
What?
These are actually very, I'm not going to lie, these are very cool.
This is actually a very unique product.
Flavor toothpicks?
Not a bad shower.
It's not a bad shower at all.
It's nabs.
That's nabs.
Okay.
Next, we have another package from Glyworld.
Glyworld.
Too lazy.
You didn't even spell my name right.
Here's a little something to take the edge off.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
See Xanax?
It's not tongue tongue tongue.
It's a Xanax.
It's a butt plug.
Wait, this is actually drugs?
Is this real Xanax?
Okay, I mean thanks for the Xanax, dude.
I just got a Xanax and PO.
What the fuck?
All right.
Next package is from...
It just says from shipping center
I'm a huge fan. I've been watching for a long time your streams genuinely make my day. I said you two iPhone cases
If possible, can you sign them and send them back? Yes, bro. Yes. Yes, I will sign these and I will send them back to you
I got you dude. I really appreciate these phone cases. I will definitely be signing these and I will send you back to you for sure man
I will send you back to you for sure. I will get these sent right back
I will let you know though for some reason the last items that I've sent back
There's been some issue in the mailing address in the packaging and for some reason they never got completed and the mail like never sent
Them but hopefully this one goes through hopefully this one goes through. Thank you for the phone case
This is from Sheen.
What on God's green earth is this?
Is that, is that Marlin or Jinxie?
I can't even tell.
Like, you realize there's a real picture.
Why did you have to AI it?
And why did you send it from Sheen?
Wear it and go into Marlin's room.
Brother, do you realize that this is probably
like a female small?
This shit is not fitting me.
do me brother okay all right switch to Marlon's ingest his shits a literal brawl
brawl
did you just screw me?
fuck you just screw me
you're sharing a playlist?
I'm not, I'm not watching, I like, my playlist consists of everything, but it's...
oh my fuck these grades, you're sharing a shit, I won't, I saw what was saying, what's up
What is that?
What?
What is that?
What?
Is that supposed to be us?
They're not saying it's for you, sir.
And why is it in the fucking XS?
It's a female small.
It is AI meaning you.
If I got people out there
waiting to do this, it's actually insane.
Oh, you just need the fucking shit I got.
Is it bad?
the son emo and then they made him Jewish and they sent me a postcard
Yeah
Hey, thank you for the shirt, bro. I appreciate the shirt that you sent me. I
Thank you for sure
We're about to get into the actual packages.
Fuck you, should I open one actual package real quick?
This is from,
says Jake.
It's a prime box, but it looks like re-seal.
Oh,
Custom forces
Lacy on a tongue, the Nike symbol is like cut with Lacy and a basketball on the side.
This is all painted.
This one is here.
Wait, but I swear I got these.
I swear I had these in my Amy unless, unless I left them there?
Well now I have two pairs.
I gotta ask Drew where the first pair is at.
Either way, these are cool, bro.
They smell good.
These are fire.
These are sick.
Wait, so should I, are these something I should wear or do, these are so cool.
I feel like these are just something I keep, like, I don't think I wear these, right?
These are so tough.
Even the bottom is like the little attention to detail.
The bottom has like paint splatter.
These are cool.
I think I just keep these as like a collectible.
I don't think I wear these.
These are sick though.
Thank you, bro
Thank you
That's it. All right, this is from grace. Yo a lot of girls send me to PO this time
It's like the fourth package from a girl. Thank you guys all my ladies
What's up Lacey got a small brand named grace hoping fuck with the skull cat
I might not work that well with my hair, but not bad, not bad at all, not bad at all.
Kind of tough, kind of tough, kind of tough.
You're so chock, condom head, all right?
Very cool, very cool. Thanks for that. All right. This is from Jero to Nick, Condomhead.
Yo, do not call me Condomhead. Also, little mid-video. If you guys want to send me PO,
it is linked in the description, the PO address. You can send it Amazon, any other
way you want or if you're in the chat right now it's pinned if you want to
send me any PO stuff. Open first, all right?
Holy paragraph! I at least see I'm a 12 year old kid my name is Jero but it's
pronounced hero. It's a name from the Bible. I wanted to say you help me in my
bad times, made me laugh and bring joy every time I watch you and your friends.
I just wanted to send you some Hot Wheels, the Porsches for Ron, and the R8s
for you, and the Maybach is for the Asian one.
I tried to find the GT3 for Ron in an AMG for you. Sorry, I could not find it. I also
sent a drawing of your childhood dog with a Seahawks card that I would like you, Ron,
in the Asian ones to sign. If you all could sign it and send it back. Also, I sent you
some of my childhood snacks for Mexico. They're called churramis. I remember in a video with
Marlin you tried snacks but not this one. Thank you. God bless each and every one of you.
Okay. Hey, we got a Hot Wheels right here. It's a Porsche 911. We got an Audi
Spider hot wheel okay a Seahawks Kenneth Walker out of 500 card very cool and then
Another
That's the same one and then he said some chips some cherimise do I try these
Little taste I feel like their packet that opened really easily
Never tried this before.
Give me a drink, give me water, give me water.
What the fuck?
These are hot!
These are gash! These are good! These are lowkey good!
Yeah, but they're fine. These are good!
Mmm! Hey, thank you, bro!
I'll make sure to give the cards to Rod and the Asian one. Thank you, bro!
I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Alright.
This doesn't even have a thing on it. This is just a brown box. It doesn't even have a shipping label.
Oh, yes it does.
There's no name though.
Oh, shit!
A lacy fungal pop!
I have two of these now!
You ate that skinny.
You are one of one.
Aw.
How much are y'all buying a lacy Funko Pop for me honest how much are y'all buying this for
$0
Thank you, bro. Thank you for the fucking fuck up on man. That's actually sick. I'm gonna keep this this so so far to win the
$1,000 I'd say it's between the shoes
the Lacey Funko and
And I don't know, I'ma let the chat decide.
All right, holy shit.
Okay, what is this one?
It's a big ass fucking box.
Wait.
Again? Is there another one? It's from Powerslap. It's from Powerslap.
A Polaroid?
Okay, that's very cool, a cool Polaroid.
A Wineglass?
I don't know, is it a shower head?
I don't know what this is, a shower head maybe?
Cosmopolitan, cranberry and key lime juice cocktail, a shaker thing?
Candied orange twist cocktail.
Yo!
I'm so confused.
A power slap cup.
There's got to be some alcohol or something in here, right?
Oh, a broken wine glass.
Must have broken a meal.
OK.
All right, I mean, hey, it's a cocktail kit.
It's a cocktail kit.
And then whatever this is, I don't know, but hey, shout out, shout out Power Slot.
Thank you guys for all the cool gifts.
Thank you for all the cool gifts from Power Slot, man.
I had a great time at the event.
Thank you for the cool gifts.
I think they sent me a cocktail kit.
I think they sent me a cocktail kit.
Very cool.
I only have our last package from Milo, from Milo.
Sounds like miho.
Oh, it might be Milo.
It's pronounced miho, all right.
All right, we have a blank piece of paper.
We have a random teddy bear.
Wait, isn't this like conga or something?
Kanye Teddy bear pretty cool we have another blank piece of paper a signed Broncos hat
who signed this number 73 number 22 in number 17 I didn't say a year and number
31. I don't know who signed that, but cool. I got a Kansas City Chief Mini Helmet
signed by someone. I don't know who signed that.
Who signatures that?
And I got a 1989 Batman Funko Pop?
No, it's oh, yeah, it is 1989 Batman Funko Pop out of 275
Wow
Great gifts. Thank you. Thank you, Milo. Thank you, Milo
That is not worth eight hundred dollars cap
Put it on God
It's box smells weird, it smells odd.
Rightly beside that, all right, all right, now the moment of truth.
Who wins the $1,000?
Who wins the $1,000?
I think it's between the shoes, the shoes, Funko Pop,
or Lacey Thong drawing.
Which wins?
Who wins?
Custom shoes?
Funko Pop?
One of one Funko Pop?
Lazy thong?
Or...
Funko Pocky, get off!
Oh, wait, why are you jumping on the shirt?
I did put it on.
Yes, yes.
or AI shirt.
Quick, one minute poll.
Vote for who you guys think wins the $1,000.
Vote for who y'all think wins the $1,000.
We have a live poll for all the people
watching this on YouTube.
When I do PO Box openings, you gotta come to my stream
in order to vote and see your things get opened
or you could just watch the video afterwards.
Or you could just watch the video afterwards.
Lacey Thong looks like it's gonna win.
So y'all think the thong picture wins.
There's just no way.
Y'all think that a stupid thong picture wins.
Alright, the thong picture won. Nice, bro
Okay
All right. Well congratulations to I believe it was
this guy
No, it was Drew has it
Congratulations to the guy who said the thong picture. We will get
You have the box of the guy who took the thong picture
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he drew it his note should be in there somewhere or I think I have his note
Oh, wait, I forgot to give you a note.
I kept the pictures.
Get his note.
But hey, thank you guys for watching the video.
I hope you enjoyed another Banger PO Box opening.
Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe.
And if you want to send me anything for the next PO Box,
it's in the description below.
Thanks for watching.
Peace!
I don't see, I don't see this guy.
It's this guy, this guy.
It's this guy, right here.
Niko Marciko.
He put I need a thousand dollars so congratulations, bro. You want you want to just save that save that same picture
I'm not ending the stream chat wait this Polaroid is kind of cool. How does a Polaroid work? I
Never used a Polaroid would you get the phone real quick get the phone just like phone with Wi-Fi
How does a Polaroid work? I've never had a Polaroid before. It definitely comes with film, no?
You have to let the photos develop? Wait, they don't come out right away?
That's kind of lame. It doesn't come out right away.
Are you live on YouTube? No, I'm not live on YouTube, but very very soon. I'm gonna start going live on X every day guys.
Can I get some W-spams?
Yo, it even has a pride flag on it.
Wait, this is so cool!
Wait, someone sent me a f***ing tap cap.
Wait.
Oh, it does come?
I think this is still, no?
I think this is still, no?
So is that you another phone?
No, it's a fake phone with a fucking empty pack
of gum inside.
Color Go-Filled, 16 instant photos.
Wait, so how does this work?
Where do I put it?
Do you know Drew?
No, I never needed to pull it off before it's on you.
Probably in a year.
I'll pop that up there.
No, I'm not a Twitch, I'm not Twitch's toy boy.
Stop fucking calling me Twitch's toy boy.
Wait, Shaddy, you take this,
do you take the rainbow thing off or no?
It just sits in there like that, you think?
Is it clicking in or does it just sit in there?
Wait, let's go higher-elevator room.
Wait, does it have to charge?
Probably not.
YAAAHHH!
Wait, hold on.
Did you do it?
It made a clicking sound.
I don't know.
How do you tell?
Just to hold it down, maybe?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Just to hold it down, maybe?
Smile!
Oh, you have to hold it down.
No fucking way! That's gonna come out like an actual fishery.
How do I do it? Do I pull this?
Wait, it's right there.
And you just gotta ear it out, then, right?
This?
Wait, where's your shirt?
Yo, fuck that, sir. How about that, okay?
It's over there, but we'll put it on for a picture. No. No. Wait, how do I do it? You're still gonna air out. How?
Well, you know what I look for to do for the next house
I want to pull the right camera and I want to put every person who comes into the new room
That's new or they can picture with them and put a puller in on the wall
That's a really original idea. We should do that. Yeah
Do you think anyone's ever done that before? Why is it not working though? Bro, you're patients. How long's it take?
I don't know. I just know it takes a couple of minutes.
How long does it take?
Don't shake it?
Wait, don't?
You can see it coming out.
I got a picture. Hold on. Let's go. I'm going to Jason's room.
Let it develop and then let's go. Come on.
Wait, so you have to hold it down for a couple seconds.
I've seven pictures left in my bathroom.
I thought you had sixteen.
Wait, what is this bathroom?
Take a picture.
I feel like an earthquake.
Take a picture.
Wait, Ron, pose.
Okay.
Well, what if I don't get it?
I don't get it.
Jason!
Let me in!
The door's locked!
No, he said he's unlocking it.
Photos not like you said!
Jason, hurry!
You can't take photos not like you said.
What do you mean?
Let me see a photo.
It has to come out, it has to develop, it has to develop, it has to develop, it has to develop, let it develop!
No let it develop!
You can't take fucking photos of that my consent!
Yes I can!
No you can't, I don't give you consent!
It's California, it's a state law!
You're in my vicinity, you're in my house!
You're in my house!
You're in my house!
No, you're in my house!
You have to wait for it to develop!
I want to see it, what is it?
Okay, it's the photo.
Where is it? Where is the fucking photo?
It takes five minutes.
Hold on, Jason, pose!
What are you looking at?
Huh?
No, fuck your brother!
Jason, pose!
Dude, fuck your brother!
You take it
Well, I just took another picture of it. Yo, I just said I just said I don't
Bro is gonna come out good. Hey. Hey keep that safe
It's a five minutes
What's this?
Yeah, I got polar camera
Okay, fuck are you looking at?
Nothing
Is this the BLT boys?
Nice!
I can't walk in the air while you get water.
You fucking dork!
You fucking dork!
I'm not walking, you dork!
Yo, you're a fucking dork.
I got coffee.
What is this for?
What is this for?
Is it a patient?
What is this, bro?
What are you doing?
Wait.
It blinks.
Wait, these are coming out?
What is this one?
It's coming out.
It's coming out.
You fucking dumbass.
It's nothing working.
It's not working.
What is this?
He's done her head.
The only person that hops on red and gains weight, fuck you.
I actually lost about a month.
No way you've been on red for a month.
No, I haven't even owned a plate in a week and a half.
That's cat.
You brought it to fucking...
I've been waiting for fucking Guapo.
So you've been on red for a month and a half
and you've been getting a lot of stuff on it.
No, I did two weeks and then I stopped.
Why'd you stop?
Because I was in London and I dropped my redder.
And you made the pounds back.
No, no, I still weigh the same.
I'll be honest, I think I got goofed.
No, you didn't, bro.
Lacey Dahmer, yes.
Doesn't work.
It's no fucking work, man.
Wait for action, come on out.
Wait, let me see.
No, they're not.
They say, oh, it doesn't fucking change.
It has.
Wait, should we check on Marlins?
Yeah.
That one's yours, Ron.
Wait, or is that the one I mean you?
I don't know.
What?
Don't flick it up!
What's up, Ron?
I'm good for this journey.
Oh, I'm fucking ready.
Wait, so one of me and Ron is actually coming out!
Wait, check, can you get a bigger Polaroid camera and take big ones or no?
Yeah.
How much is like a big Polaroid camera?
I don't know.
Hold on.
Oh!
No shot!
Wait, so why is it only Marley?
Oh, because you all took it.
I'm sorry.
I mean, again, I don't know why either of you wanted to be a good one.
What's up, bro?
What's up?
I'm Lacey in the bathroom.
I'm waiting on Lacey, yeah, yeah.
All right.
What's up, bro?
What's up?
I'm Lacey in the bathroom.
I'm waiting on Lacey, yeah, yeah.
All right.
I'm not a creep.
They're actually coming out.
They're going to come out blurry?
Wait, why?
Why?
Put them in the dark.
All right, let's put them in Lopie's closet.
Wait, you're supposed to keep them in the dark?
Hope he's causing sth dark
Love you, Saj
Yeah, don't don't leave the code bro. No, actually don't come here serious
Are you are you showing them up? I'm not showing it
What is it being in the dark, dude?
It's my daughter, Cosmo.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
See?
I have another thing?
Wait, okay, how much is this how much is this Polaroid? Hold on Polaroid
Polaroid go instant camera generation
to
It's only a hundred dollars
What's the best Polaroid to get chat
Oh, look how big this one is. Or is this the same thing?
Wait. Wait, Chad, what's a good Polaroid? Polaroid camera.
Like this is some little kid, some little kid, some little big, wait is it worth it to
get this big ass one?
No.
Get a Kodak Polaroid.
I'm going to be honest, I feel like this is cool.
And then I just get pictures of them for the new house, and I have like a board in the
house where I just put up every person and then think about it over the year, or two years
or whatever it is that we're there, that shit will just start adding up, facts.
W.I.D.
Very smart.
Yo, Drew, try this.
Come here.
Wait.
Okay, wait.
Ready?
What is it?
It's ways and nuts.
I don't like nuts.
No, it's not nuts.
Oh, there's one more.
You love nuts.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Here.
Tell me what this tastes like.
What is it?
Is it juicic?
Too thick.
Flavor of juicic?
No.
Kind of fire, right?
I got some of these for a bath.
kind of fire right kind of fire you just suck on this all day you know it
tastes like well plain words you guys this is blueberry yeah am I gonna be in
a sick talk show bed we drew can you please clean the desktop here so I
can play the game I know I keep your phone
phones phone cases I have to sign those and send them back so we'll do that
Okay, yeah, yeah, I got you.
That's your phone.
Well, I mean, wow, yours is a fucking dickwad.
High-vives texted me.
Join the Discord, that's what that's definitely what he told me.
And then you're not gonna answer,
and then he's gonna text me to be the same thing.
But wait, Booga got banned?
What do you mean Booga got banned?
Wait, what?
No, because you're not to see a bunch of people
a band because I knew a cheat.
Wait, what?
Wait, why is Bugaband?
He's trolling, he's trolling, he's trolling.
It's a troll, 9 out of 10 requirements man, it's a troll. For sure it's a troll.
He got DQ'd for cheating?
for what? On Thursday morning more than a dozen teams received either warnings or
disqualifications from a recent event. As a result some teams were disqualified
from the heats, others from Evaluation Cup, and some received warnings.
Several participants were using an earlier version of a tool developed by Joshua Slugger,
Creator of DroppingCalc, a newer version 1.4, which includes more advanced features such
as storm tracking, teammate materials, and in-game bus angle calculations.
I mean what are you like bro let's be honest
What do you expect?
You downed people downloaded a third party software to give them a competitive advantage
in a video game and expected not to get banned for cheating?
like what it's just drop calc it doesn't matter it's a third any third-party software
that you download? Join FaxCord. For what? FaxCord for what? It's on the Epic Games
whitelist. Clearly it's not on the Epic Games whitelist. Clearly it's not on the
Epic Games whitelist if they got banned for it dumbass like clearly not. What do you mean?
It's on the Epic Games whitelist then why did you ban?
What says?
Ask faxity
Wait, so what did this platform, what did this software do, Chad, what did this software
do?
So you're telling me that there were Fortnite pros out there who thought that they could
download a software that automatically gave them drops, tracked surge and told them where
zones were.
And they're trying to say they didn't think that they knew that they would get banned
for it.
Cap.
Cap.
I don't care.
I call Cap.
I call Cap.
They didn't say zones you guys just said it said and it said how many solos were alive
Yo guys
Every single person in this list of people who got banned
1000% knew that there was a possibility that they would demand they knew it would they like come on bro
It had a bus path importer, angle degree overlay, storm damage tracker, tracks damage taken.
I mean bro, come on.
Go storm overlay, track inventory, show teammate materials, teams plus solos.
So they, I mean, like, if we're being straight up and honest, non-biased, this is a third
party software that read the files and gave players a mod menu that gave them a competitive
advantage.
This is literally a cheat menu.
Only five teams got banned, the other five didn't.
So anybody who was using this should be DQ'd.
It shouldn't be picking and choosing.
Anybody who's using this should be DQ'd.
But I just find it very, very, very hard to believe
that anybody who was using this didn't think that,
like, bro, come on.
People using this, they know,
even if they're not gonna say it,
they knew it wasn't allowed.
You know what I mean?
There's a reason you had to download it
and read the game files, and it'd be a third party software.
Clicks used it?
I mean, did Clicks use it?
Wouldn't he be de-queued if he used it?
Back said join call.
What call?
I don't even see a call.
I don't see a call
There's no college and I'm looking at the discord right now. There's no call
If someone has a clip that can explain it better I will I'll watch the clip but I mean
This is the platform that's worth for a diesel standard money.
They're the platform that in a bunch of games, not just for now, like basically every main
platform takes the APIs, essentially the information from the game and what it's processing,
and then other people can pay to use that information that they have.
So Blitz is one of those companies. So they'll take things like what weapons you're currently carrying,
how much damage you've done, things like that.
Blitz has been given permission from Epic Games to use the Overwolf platform's files
in the way that it's okay, right?
Whereas DropCalc has come along and taken the information from Overwolf
and started doing things that presumably aren't okay,
like tracking the angle at which you're dropping out of the bus,
your storm surge, things like that.
So that's where the distinction is lying right now,
and that's why people are so confused.
A lot of pros thought that this was okay because Blitz is okay.
But it seems like-
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
Blitz has been given permission where DropCalc hasn't.
Again, this is speculation. This is from the
What is Blitz?
...talking to Dan and then my understanding of Oval-
Facts that join? Who's in a call with?
I'm not trying to-
I'm not trying to join a call with fucking 30 people, bro.
Who's he in a call with?
Private. Okay, I'm in private.
I don't know what to do.
Other other people are you
been still or that?
So they see these my chat said
to join.
Yeah bro they say oh god they
say that you said you wanted
to join.
Yeah, they're a class in
Twitch chat bro but it was
to this disqualification stuff.
Yeah, bro.
Oh man, it's fucked, bro.
It's actually fucked.
I don't think it's fucked.
Why?
I think it's valid.
Yeah, but OK, it is, right?
But here in their situation, basically Joshua Slunger
was someone that they trusted and what has been around
for a minute.
And obviously the drop map cow guy,
and he made all this stuff and quote unquote,
like the best connects with Epic and all this crazy shit told them that this wasn't
like Vannable and it's safe to use they turn around and use it and then get fucked up
okay i get that but like bro i guess that's the fucked up part there's just no way anybody
anybody actually knew that they like there's no way people actually thought they could download
a third party software that gave them a fortnite mod menu and use it in tournaments for hundreds
$1,000 and it was allowed
No, but even like someone like so didn't use it they use the bus count
Like there's I just feel it in the back of my head people who download it they know
It wasn't a mod menu I agree if it was the whole mod menu shit
I'd say yeah, but it's literally everything we could do manually, but it just did it quicker like like you know
You know how the drop count works, right?
The map and you mark it. Yeah. Yeah, it's just that but it did it auto for you
I'm seeing is like yeah, that should I agree those are alive. Yeah, that's insane
You know someone to use that only got DQ from an evil and then like able to play grand
They're dequeuing one or two teams everybody's gonna get DQ
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
The drop cow shit's crazy.
And like the fact that I get banned a different day than Boogai, like how did they do it?
It makes zero sense.
It's like it's manual, but like it's not at the same time.
I don't know.
It's weird.
Wait, so you guys both got banned for using it?
Yeah.
They were using the bus count.
On different days.
I got DQ'd an hour before for the drop cow thing.
And then she got DQ'd a while two days ago.
Some people get fucking DQ'd mid death and CS, bro.
It all apparently just depended on when you used it, but like, why would- I don't know why I didn't get taken out with you, so...
Damn.
I mean, I don't know.
That's fucking tragic.
See, that's the fuck, you know what I mean? Fuck part, like...
Obviously, the key shit is about it.
Wait, facts, you kinda look skinnier!
Are you lying?
No, I swear!
I appreciate that, bro. I've been working on it a lot.
lot what are you been doing nothing you're missing the draft oh shit I gotta
go good luck to y'all and yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm down for me I'm down for
Vegas part 2 where you know it's going we gotta get the Avengers for the next
Oh god, I'm ready. All right. Peace. All right. Love you, bro
Okay, wait, wait, I gotta join the
Do we have a draft the last available
Wait, Jixie look at your phone
Did you ask who was the best
Hello, my life lace we said
Daddy yourself fucking funny
Big shiny head
Did you get a haircut for this tournament? Yeah, I had to burn that come on hair line is fucking
The pros are spoits
Photos a former bro, but he won a world championship. I saw a joke. I don't cut off. Sorry question. There's only three posts
and then five people I can explain everybody so um where the champions at have a
I'm not. I'm not. Oh my god.
Oh my god. You have everybody's
skill laid out. This is the
Yeah, so wait hi guys for Danny add
So guys if you click player pool
Wait is it in general where's it at? It's in player pool above draft called in captain. Oh, wow
Wait, where is it? What am I doing again? I'm gonna put my cam off
Yeah, do you know what's so crazy wait is this the order of the draft wait your dad has
500 hours and his and his peak is copper
Yeah, Jim says that bro, he's good, he's good
I
Yo, hi guys, hi guys good shit on on getting that all set on bro
You're actually the go bro. Like really good shit on game
He's just a go man
I'm not really sure where I'm clicking right now, guys.
Just the player pool, Marlon, at the top.
Oh, here we go.
Marlon, there's gonna be a hashtag that says player pool?
Dude, even says the hours?
Wait, JC, where's the...
It's just 40 people?
So, yeah, so there's eight captains, eight champions,
and then there's 24 people right here in front of you.
Oh, wow.
Okay, so let me explain.
Now, for the champions, just so everybody knows,
because I didn't explain that.
Who do I who do I get?
Wait is a current pro Bolo is a former pro world champion
Mingo is the best controller player in the world, but he's not a pro
How's that work?
Well, can we say this a little slower? I feel like I need you
Okay, so stop it is he won rookie of the year. He's a professional player
He's rated as the best young pro in our six right now
I want stop in I want stop in I want stop in bro. I want so I'm the first pig
I got the first week everybody quiet down
Current pro
One of the best mechanical players in the world like one of the best
Bolo is a former pro. He retired a year ago, but he won a world championship.
He's retired. I believe with TSM, team Solomon.
Yeah, but who cares, bro? That's 2023.
Oh, Danji, I just want to suck that big black dick.
Oh, I'm muted.
He's the best control man in the world. He's better than a lot of pros, in my opinion.
And if he wanted to, he could be, bro.
Wait, where do you rank yourself?
What'd you say?
Where do you rank yourself?
I'm out of these champions. I'm dead last.
out of these players I'm dead last.
Are you playing Jinxie?
What do you say?
Are you playing?
So Monday night, 500 hours copper is crazy.
It's not a scammer.
I'm into demon and not so though I've seen it.
My guy's crazy in copper.
I'm not money dumb fucks.
Oh, shit.
This feels is aura.
Yeah.
There is aura at all.
Wait, boys, can you stop it?
Hey, hey.
Oh, it's all over.
Wait, Moist, wait, can you say my name, please?
Oh, hey, Daddy.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Yo!
Yo!
Is Moist the guy that talked shit on me, or is that Asmengold?
Wow.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, guys, it's in here.
So now, as we do-
I explained the champion.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Uh, oh, have I explained?
Photo for-
Oh, you pardoned me.
Thank you, have I?
Thank you, have I?
Oh, it's perfect.
Oh, it's perfect.
Jinksy dot dot dot.
Content creator best controller champion who's the CC champion? Who do I get Chad? Who do I who do I draft? Chad?
Who do you guys think I should draft?
Quick question, quick question. What's CC champ?
What is CC champ?
Yeah, okay, content creator, CC champ.
Cash cop.
Hmm, boys.
Okay, okay.
But these guys are very fucking good for content creators.
Wait, so I have a question. Jinksy, I have a question.
Let's say, let's say someone doesn't want to pick up a champ, but they want to pick up a player instead. Is that available?
I'm going to say no, because it'll just ruin the tournament to be honest.
They got it.
Round one should only be chance.
Round one should only be chance.
What's the draft order looking like here?
The draft order is in front of you.
So it's Marlon first pick.
Wait, why isn't Muda playing?
Muda is a sub on controller.
Wait, he cheats though, didn't he?
So that's a hot topic.
Muda gets cheats in 2020.
I'll see if it's here in a liar.
But doesn't Moodle only have 30 hours played?
Okay.
Jinxie, is Richie pro because I was going to chat the other day, he told me he was pro.
Yeah, he told me he was top five in the world.
He told me he was top five in the world.
He's teacher.
So in pro, there's three tiers.
There's T3, T2, and T1.
T1 is pro.
Richie's T2.
So he's old.
So he's asked.
That's like, that's like, does that teeth ever tear or what was a little bit?
He's in the NBA G League.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Joe, that's what I'm saying, Joe.
That's what you're saying.
Joe's a falafel, bro.
I'm serious.
Jesus Christ.
Look at, look at all these packs.
Why?
Let's talk about aliens.
You're right here, bro.
That was my kind of thought.
Wait, Jen, is J.K. Rondo good?
He's a war, a noise curtain goes around.
Where's J.K. Rondo?
I don't see him.
There's a lot of aura in the column, not good luck.
Are you ready to drop, are you ready to drop, Jack?
Yes, can I ask why I'm Seventh Pick?
Is he our Velocity?
So, I...
Look, look, look, it's Bro!
Wait, I'm Fourth Pick!
That's a hot question, Jason, have you ever been ranked in this game or no?
I'm Fourth!
I know you've never been ranked in this game.
I'm not even ranked in this game.
He's a cheater.
He's a cheater, he's a liar.
I'm not even level 40.
I'm halfway.
Uh, Joe, but Joe, here's the thing.
I don't know if being Seventh is a bad thing.
No, I'm not upset yet, because then I get 10.
No, I'm Subgester Maxing.
Sorry.
Okay, guys, everybody, without further ado, are you ready to do the draft?
Yes.
Okay.
Marlon, you are on the clock with your-
Wait, what pick-up-eye?
What pick-up-eye?
What pick-up-eye?
How do I see you?
You're going!
Hey, how do you see your fourth?
Jump for how much time you have on the draft?
Okay, you gotta know.
Where's the rush?
It's maybe one-
Wait, Chad!
Chad, who do I get?
Who do I get?
I'm fourth.
Realistically, spoits gone.
Stompin's gone.
I can get Mingo, Uzi, or Bolo?
I thought it was one of them.
If it's not one of them, I almost can't even allow it because that's unbalanced.
But that should be good. One of them is good.
After that, the current pros will be off the board and we'll be off to Bolo.
But if you're about to draft, start thinking about who you want to pick.
I
Think about who's gonna fall to you wait, um where where is boy which country's these
Richie told me that stopping was in Europe right now
Oh yeah, he's so something of the best
Keep my stoppings on EU ping bro. Yeah
So you think that's about 200 ping I know that's the shall be on to it's like 80
This is a very hard choice. There's clearly two two topics in it. It could be stopping or sport
You know what I'm saying, yo bitch make that facial one more time and I'll
Marlin pick dude, I gotta go with my sweetest brother sport
Let's work for it. Let's work
You know what? I'm cool. Yeah. Cool. What? What? You don't want to pick? You don't want to pick?
What? You're not going to pick, bro. Pick. Wait, that's your dead jinxie.
That's your dead jinxie. That's your dead jinxie. That's your dead jinxie.
Basically put a sock in it. That's your dead jinxie.
That's your dead jinxie.
Alright, so it's between two people. Alright, I've got stomping and then I've got jinxie.
I'm on the clock. I'll be back. All right chat. I can get Mingo, Uzi or Skite. It's Mingo, right?
Mingo's like really fucking good, right? Like Mingo's really good.
I'm talking to you to fight, yeah?
What?
Jixie, how much more are you than the second worst champion here?
Okay, between me, okay, the second worst champion, in my opinion, is Skite, so I would say, I'm
like considerably worse than Skite, but it's not like Earth Shatter, it's not Earth
Shatter.
Well, I'm debating right now.
It would be close.
It would be a close game.
I don't know about that.
My chat's saying Ludwig's a good first pick here.
Ludwig's a good zero.
Sorry.
So I'm on the board, right?
You're on the clock.
So I'm debating on if I want to win
or if I want to have fun.
He's itchy.
He's gritchy.
Well, I'm between Mingo and Jinxie right now.
Wait.
Lacey, please God, it'll ruin the tournament.
No, I know it'll be funny if I sell your shit.
OK, it won't ruin the tournament.
It'll just ruin the tournament for me and you.
Lacy, because we're losing the first round.
I'm just kidding.
I'm going to be no.
No, I think I'm going to be no.
If like, if like, Marlin picks you, it ruined the tournament.
But like, we lost the game.
No, I'm good.
I'm already being the best captain.
You are.
He's a philosopher.
Marlin, I'm not trying to be that guy, brother.
I watched you play last tourney, and it was.
It wasn't that bad.
I think you'd never, it no, it's like you'd never
touch a controller and you're a danger.
You were staring at the ground like you were not yeah, okay, okay, okay, so we roll the clip
I mean that was terrible. It only makes sense. It only makes sense, bro. Like Jake's bro. You're so good, bro
That now I'm gonna have to choose
Uzi brah much who's Uzi
Jason you have three options you have Richie
We win this. We win this. Okay.
We win this. We win this. Mingo. Mingo. We win this.
I think it's got you to go last night. I made finals last tourney.
We win. Read your chat. Actually, I know, bro. I know.
Yes!
Oh my god, oh my god, Chad, did we actually win?
That's free, that's kind of as well.
Let's fucking go.
Okay.
What a hero.
Thank you guys, thank you.
Holy feels is warm.
Okay, well boys, you basically don't have a pick
because I'm the last one, I guess.
What?
Love that, the ugly duck baby, let's get it.
Yes, I'm the pick, the front.
The front.
Yeah, is Mingo better than,
is he like, can he at least like compete with stopping?
Not is he better, but can Mingo compete with Stumpen?
Yes, that's good then.
Cause I know y'all are gonna say cap and us,
but I'm arguably the best captain.
I don't know how I got fucking,
I don't know how to fuck.
I got stuck with this pick.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm just keeping it real.
I'm keeping it real.
Question how good is Sylvie I'm seeing 1800 hours so I have no idea. I have no idea
I just know 1800 hours peaked emerald now what is emerald and now I don't know
like like she could have had like a point seven all right now chat chat who
do I get out of the players who do you guys think I get out of the players
be honest. Who do y'all think I should get out of players. Yugi's that good? Like actually
Are you guys shoulder?
I feel like XQC is good too.
probably got some type of cheats. No one ratified. Ratified's got cheats.
I'm asking Sylvia though. Oh XQC is playing by the way. He is awake. He peaked gold.
I say I gotta go with Senna's twin Yugi Tewetz.
That was the first one.
That was the first one.
That was the first one.
That was the first one.
That was the first one.
They did not do that.
Even I knew that.
Okay, when Sylvie hit Emerald, 0.9KD.
Keep that up in the mind.
So call it Platt, realistically.
Wait, so Chad, who do I get? Who's Aiden?
Aiden.
Arky? Is Arky better than...
four to five years ago?
Wait, I gotta, oh my god, Mingo.
Who do I get?
Arkey's good?
I took you out the tournament!
I mean, that was great, but no.
What was it?
I don't know who the name is, but he peaked flat and someone said he's a rest pro
So he could probably shoot his gun straight
You know, I don't know who pilot is. I know he's a x4 knife or some shit. He could probably
You can't let Jason get arky because then they're building the team chem squad because that's it
That's going to be his next pet.
I think Archie is going to be the next one.
Archie's going to be the next one, right?
A thousand hours in the game.
No, Archie's good.
Yeah, no, they got this.
Archie's good.
That's not a good start.
Yeah, Aiden.
Yeah, Aiden's also a good start.
Honestly, no, Archie's pretty good, but honestly, I'm just going to kick because I know he's
going to try his hardest to win, bro.
I'm going to take X4.
I'm going to take X4.
I mean, he would know then.
Great shot.
X4 now, that's all I know.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Actually, I saw the team.
There's not a single team in here that's like broken and not a single team that's terrible.
Chad, I'm up. Who do I get? I'm up. Who do I get? Me, Mingo, and who?
Right now, it just started.
No, Chad, it's not TG. Trust me. That's good.
Chad!
That's solid.
Fuck you!
Wait, are those swords real, by the way?
Yes, they're real.
Of course they're real.
I know I'm just I'm writing out my options
Wait, so what is what is Sylvie's experience on a game exactly like how good would you say he is she's
$1,800 played Pete Emerald with a 0.96 killed at that ratio
So like a really good flat or a really bad emerald one of the other I'd have to see the game
But a lot of hours.
She.
She.
Yes.
She.
Is she the only woman in this tournament?
Why do you say she like that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hello.
Yeah, she knows who the fuck is going to happen.
Are you fucking serious?
Bro, to be honest, they're the only ones that ask.
Girls don't want to play seeds, bro.
Sylvie tweeted you didn't she?
Wait did Lacey pick someone?
No I'm debating, I'm debating, hold on.
Chad, Willjum or Arke? Willjum, Arke or Sylvie?
William has a thousand hours?
Wow, first name, that's crazy.
I think, I think, I think
I think I'm gonna go
Don't do it, Rob, bro. It's not a good pick.
You're not actually not a bad pick.
I think I'm gonna go with with
With William oh my god, I wanted will do
A thousand hours you just can't like you can't beat that game sense
Oh, he's a rough pro he's a rough pro he's like a rough creator
He's like one of the best
Good pick I like that big chat chat he's a rust pro and he used to be peak plat or whatever
Who's like the real next pick right now
Like bro, I don't even have eyes
Yep how do we know like our team solid our team is solid
It's literally right there
The names picked are already assigned to the team
Yo, oh la da da jie olawale olatundie Daniel all the tongue you know here pick and next
That was good.
That was pretty good.
That was good, Joe. I actually like that. That was good.
Can I get Sylvie, please?
Yes.
Thank you.
Um, okay.
Dej!
Dej!
Dej, E-Rob is really good, I recommend it.
Yeah, get E-Rob, Dej.
E-Rob plays a lot.
He's really good, Dej.
What?
Really good, guys.
Wait a minute.
Wait, 100 hours.
I see the light bulb.
I see the light bulb.
Shice, a shice.
Ooh.
Okay, okay, you're up, by the way.
Okay, I'm thinking.
Oh, I've got to do it.
I'm picking Arcee.
Yes!
Yes!
That's a good pick.
That's a good pick.
It's a good pick.
That's a good pick, guys.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Stop it in arky. I think he's cold
Wait, really
You get back to back
But Marlon also gets last pick of the draft
I think I I think I go for Aiden
Aiden, Raph has 1400 hours please
I think you're in my top 3 right
now. Marlin dot Aiden.
It was complaining, right? I kept doing the exact same thing. He kept complaining about
So Danny's my boy, I love Danny, I love Danny to bits, but I know he's asking him.
You said you would pick Danny, remember, that's what she said.
I'm picking Vardan.
I don't know actually I think I go pilot or pilot or
or case on go ahead brah okay my dad is in this game somewhat frequently for like six years so he has a lot of hours but he's my dad
He's on console and he's on controller, and he's also you know, he's in his 50s
So it's right guys raft got drafted like all are saying a name who's not even on the board
Not the worst player here, but then again
Gege did he get a kill when he was on your team? No, no, he wait JXC to be fair
He did run right at me and die like three times
I coach him I said you got a sound moving around so much
So now he's going to play better this time.
But yeah, I don't know.
It wasn't the 500 hours that made him learn better.
He was just telling him he's got enough friends.
Jeff, Pilot just has video game sense.
He's great at CS.
He was phenomenal at Valorant.
Like, Pilot, he just, he plays games.
I think K-Son.
That's a good thing.
That's a good thing.
K-Son was naturally pretty good at the games when he fought.
He has game sense, bro.
He's got good game sense.
All right
Center your team actually looks pretty solid. All right
What is case on play? Why do I want it cod cod cod? Oh, yeah, like a lot of coffee
Yeah, but I practice a little bit of RC system one time. He's pretty decent and he saw me again. Yes, dude. I
think
This is tough man out of all these people. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with pilot
Okay, I
Gotta really think so give me like a minute
I
Pilot this game's aiming on this game is super easy. I promise pilot pilot this game is super easy to aim
Even if you haven't played before it's so easy
You guys want the finals to be best of three, but if you got the-
It is, pilot, get on right now!
Yes, yes, yes, pilot, get on right now and practice, bro!
Well, does he act like he'd make it to finals?
You're gonna be out of here in 45 minutes.
Wow, okay, alright.
I do want to say this.
Remember you said that.
Remember you said that.
I'm gonna get the whole thing over.
You're gonna remember it later.
Pilot's drunk!
I do want to say this.
Cinder, you can't talk!
You're sick!
You're fucking sick!
Your team is so sick you're gonna get carried!
The last time you got serial kills!
Wait, how does that make sense? My team is so shit, I'm gonna get carried.
Well, but you're gonna hear it and it's still gonna be shit, that's what I'm telling you, it's still gonna be shit.
Cool, cool.
You're gonna-
Dad, I need to say this. Okay.
Yes.
I have posted it. I think he's probably nine or-
Shut up, I can't see that.
Okay, okay, okay. Are there any sleepers left?
Are there any sleepers left?
Chad, y'all are saying that's bad picks? Brother, that's not bad picks.
Who else am I gonna get fucking E-Rob sketch?
Our team is solid me and pilot neither of us have that much game sense
But we're both very good aim and we come from pro backgrounds and other games
Mingo is arguably a top three player in this entire tournament and Willie
Willegem has a thousand hours played in Pete the Platte our team is good
I got a thing here wrong wrong with his with his third pick. Okay. Okay. I'm not gonna lie
I'm in between red and e-rob here the thing is e-rob is just ah
We have any status report on e-robs hours played and yeah, please can I kind of can I know that real quick?
Yeah, he's
need to spray oh Marlon you're 50 hours I think I'm gonna choose I think I'm
gonna choose because I want I want a chance at winning and I feel like if you
rubbed on my team it's just fucking it's it's not good looks and I know Jason's
going to want him so I'm going to choose Redify.
Pretty like having like something to hacks or some shit.
Jason, you're on the clock.
I don't know if that's a good term.
Listen.
Well, I have no idea who to pick.
Let me know.
OK.
I have a couple of good ideas.
OK.
Dude.
Oh my god.
we jinx is a captain
it's a bad war
moist bro what's up dude moist jinxy and it's timmy on the same team
oh no
that's super sweet of you to say
dude i watch your youtube videos man when i go to bed some times
hey i hope i give you those nice sweet dreams brother
It does yeah, it's good stuff
Wait clicks is top nine right now
It's clicks alive or no?
He died
difference for another paid to win scenario it has.
Oh, could you say the language here?
It's fine, it's just game.
I think that's an L pitch, you know.
Joe, that's literally, I'm going to say it now.
That's what I texted Moise to get, to get
sketched and he slipped on the motherboard.
I told you.
Damn, that's good scouting, Joe.
That's good scouting, hey.
That's a reader right there.
That's a reader.
Because, okay, sketch is not good at any games,
but he's actually a decent out on a set.
He's decent on a set.
I read console gold.
Got to be a pick.
Wait, Chad, who's Kingsman?
Is Kingsman good?
Is Kingsman good?
I can give you a little background on everybody here.
Gany, I don't know much about.
He played years ago, and he said he's the lowest rank.
Janky Rondo hit silver.
Kingsman literally downloaded the game this week.
He's a Marvel rival's pro.
My dad would be kind of fun to play with.
I'm not going to lie.
I was thinking, yeah, IGL?
Yeah.
Russell, I don't know much about his silver though.
Riley, who kind of wins a lot of my tournaments,
really good to make moves to the game.
Stake that one.
Kingsman.
Kingsman is bad at winning.
Ludwig.
Awesome, awesome.
All right, so we have the All-Stars.
He's chopped.
He's so chopped.
Wait, who did you pick?
Oh, did he not pick yet?
I'm going to lock in Kingsman.
Kingsman's an animal in games in general.
Fuck!
And, Moise, you have one more pick, one more pick.
Whatever you want.
Let's bring one big mic in here.
Let's get pumped in.
Yeah, OK.
All right, we're going to win.
We're going to win.
Well, father-son duo?
Yeah.
There's going to be a son-and-son Johnny moment.
Who's Jakey Rondo?
All right.
He's no good.
OK, Getsy, watch that kid.
I hope he can play you.
Getsy, I hope he can play you.
I pray I do.
We're the first team that has completed.
Joe, you're on the clock now.
And we're rounding out the team.
You know, he's got some lower reaction time.
He's in his 30s now.
He's got a Ludwig.
I think I'm going to go Ludwig.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Zero hours, zero hours, but he's a smart man.
Oh, no, no.
I think all of these, I think all of these picks now are pretty bad.
Yes.
Okay.
Jason, you're on the clock.
Oh, no.
This is where you got to dig deep in your back here.
You got it
Yeah, what the fuck is my pick I'm not gonna I'm wondering
Yeah, Riley's not making it to my pick Riley's not making it
Okay, I'm gonna be honest your last pick might be better than you probably will be better
What about steak what about steak chat I feel like steaks good at shooters know am I tripping all right?
I'm going with max team chemistry
I'm going Russell here
Man, you got a guy squad here
Honestly
I think I have to choose him because I've played games with him before and it's just
super easy to like you know understand he's pretty smart not choosing fucking use of snow
that's not happening I'm choosing Riley Riley I will say this Riley's literally one like
two of my tournaments. So he's a great teammate.
He's a sneaky golem, bro. He's a sneaky golem. Yeah, it's not bad.
Okay. Next up, we got Lacy. Lacy, you're on your way.
Give me Muda! Give me Muda!
Wait, what?
He's not even on a fucking board, idiot.
Lacy, he's not in the board, bro.
The fuck?
Does Janky Rondo play R6?
He peaked silver. He peaked silver.
So he has some reps.
excuse me Riley Riley Riley Riley give me Jackie Rondo no I'm not actually see
really does one way that's why I picked them telling you the thing is if
Jackie Rondo peaked at like it depends over and he's literally gonna play on the console it's chopped
wait what? why was it this fucking disgust? it's too late it's too late you already packed
Do you already packed?
It's the last round, like it is really mad at that much.
But yeah, console, there's gonna be on half the frame,
so it really sucks.
Yo, y'all fuck with the sandwich?
Oh my God.
Oh, that actually, what do I better make that, Joe?
Oh my God, Joe.
Wawa.
Wait, Joe, what was that?
Oh my God, Wawa.
Oh, I know what that is.
Let me see it, let me get a good look.
Oh, that looks so good.
Oh my God, I know that's the good bread, too.
That's the good bread, that's the good bread.
Yup, yup.
Did you get any snacks to go with it?
Did you get any snacks to go with it?
You have to get a snack or a game.
Oh, I haven't eaten all day.
I got coffee.
Oh, a coffee type of guy, got you.
Black coffee, Joe Black.
Last time I went to Wawa and cherry had like a food poisoning.
The lock says such a surprise.
Yo, hey, Fattas says we don't care.
Who's the next victim?
Fattas says, Fattas says.
Yo, Fattas says.
Yo, Fattas says.
What's up?
He said it, said it, said it.
Yes.
You sip steak or banny?
Look, I have steak and you sip it in my chair.
I know begging to get picked.
Nobody wants to be on your team.
Nobody's begging you.
Yeah, this is says Rod we're gonna fucking clear you I'm letting you know right now bowl is gonna own you
Disgusting like
You said he has 20 hours. That's true. I'm picking steak if I'm yeah, probably does that 20 hours
He played a couple years ago for a little bit. He probably does
Yeah, but I mean that's fake city just download of the game right he's in play to make download the game like literally
Yeah, he probably practiced
Yeah, but steaks like things like this matter though because it's like
State download the game for this. How do I have the worst team? What? My team's good
My teams all around solid
Yeah, do we not win this I genuinely think we win this
What okay out of these teams what team do y'all think is the best?
I
Dejies y'all they're just saying that because he has stopped him stopping you're not compete with me
I'm picking the the one that makes the most sense. No offense Danny. Sorry. I'm picking you
the finals is best of three.
Oh my God.
We don't go against Stoff and Espoir.
Wait, is Highbyes sharing a screen for the end?
Highbyes, please.
Highbyes, put me again.
Wait, we have one more.
I want Marlon!
Give me Marlon!
Yeah!
Yeah, go get me.
Yeah, go get me.
Yeah, go get me.
Yeah, go get me.
Go get me.
I don't even know.
Highbyes, as long as we're not up against Stoff and Brad,
don't stop.
Stoff is the Peter bottom rainbow?
Oh, God.
Are you sure we should do just
It's best of one
Mine please
I'm not going to let you go.
Shut up.
I'm going to tell all the admins real quick because they didn't know about the admins.
Um, okay, so you guys will have admins in all of your games that can pause the game.
Uh, there will be like crashes, whatever, like else.
Um, but for pro players listening, each team has one timeout.
If anything happens, you can call a timeout by timeout to 60 seconds.
Ooh, I like that. He said to hear something.
How do they get in the lobby? Tell them how they get in the lobby.
I will invite everyone to the lobby. So I'll go game by game and then everyone will play at once
And you're sure you want to do it?
No, not if we're all playing at the same time though. Yeah
I
Was a lolly gaggy
We beat Ron Simmer know
The three is you two oh a team but then you're waiting on a team's game to finish you couldn't have waiting for an hour
That's the reality of that whoa
Yeah, and then it the best of three if it goes best of three and everybody's just waiting forever
It's gonna be like an hour and a half match
Yeah, I think we just do best of one
If we did best of three we could do lower rounds like first of five or something
No
But if people if people crash though, then we're stuck till they give a shit
The last time we did this we did we wait like five hours
No, it's because it's because it's because games are playing at the same time.
We're waiting.
Instead of the last set up, instead of the last time we did it, it's because we did one game at a time.
Now we're going every day at the same time.
Oh, we're doing it all at once.
God damn.
What is sus? What is sus?
It's a three up to five each game, or best of one up to seven.
I think.
Best of one up to seven.
I think that's a one up to seven.
I think that's fair. All right.
Let's do it. Let's do it. All
right. All right.
Hello team.
Team.
What's good y'all. Hey, are y'all ready to fucking witness tournament? Oh, fuck yeah.
What's your team? Yeah, I'm the best controller player. What the fuck that confidence? No, I'm
I'm not I'm pretty good. I love this. Jack. Predix out. I'm telling y'all
Ron is not beating us. I'm telling you right now Ron is not beating me with your points on my team now
And we play and we play Ron. That's like easy be a one
Wait, do we know we play for where we you're not playing on controller. I am playing totally mean. Oh, so let me read
Why you're the best controller player? Yeah
look
And I can actually shoot those guns right soon. Oh, listen, I'm gonna be honest. I slipped under the radar here
I don't know how I was the fourth pick
Oh god
Wait, I thought you were the captain wait, but yeah, but I would like I thought I was gonna be like last pick as a captain
I'm arguably the best captain
That's what we like to hear
We said who's the lobby are they who's in the shit wait will
I
Wait wait wait wait
No, can I call you will it's like shorter. Yeah, yeah, well, okay. Wait, so you have a lot of experience in our six
I
I used to play like this was my main game in like 2018 so it's been like seven years
But yeah, like I used to play the game, but I feel like I feel like you don't lose it
You know what I mean like the game knowledge. Are you are you I like the thing so I'm a you so I will be on pink
That is a problem. You play now. You say I'm a rust guy now like that is all I do
But that that games a lot of aim to
It is it is I'm not yes, you're a nice maker like we don't really have a we don't really have a player who doesn't know how to shoot
They're done
Exactly that is true
Mingo if you could just IRL and put us in a good position
Yeah, we're gonna spam traps and shit like yeah, exactly like Minga if you can tell me where to be with what champ
I will be fine. You know
Yeah, I have no characters, bro. Oh, no, I live them no characters. Oh, bro, bro
I'm not gonna go this this this team goes far as you go, bro
They don't like a lot. Yo, yo, Lacey, can you tell me some money or catch on me some ice like a bison characters?
Yeah, but like
Yeah, do you have a lot of experience? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was silver. I can't use like a 120
That's all peace peace your console dickie
Are you still a console? Are you playing on PC or console now?
Just run traps. That's all we need like captain thorn fucking I'm playing thorn. I'm playing thorn. I'm playing thorn
Yeah, I mean, what do you have a locker now literally I bro, I don't have to give us that life. I was in tutorial tutorial
Oh God, it's all the rules. Let me rank up. Let me let me train a little bit. Let me get
What would I be good to still like the lesion like is that good? Yeah, that's a good. I'm gonna play thorn
Because Richie Tommy were to put all the thorn traps or I could play I could play Fenner to Fenner
Yeah, I thought you were gonna pick Richie because you play with me. I said it
not do you want me to play do you want me to pick play quarter Fenner
both are really good for thorns probably better against like these players
i'm like the word
what the fuck we talked about
what i play i guess record sleeves and like there are many will your on
console heads
now i'm i'm musky book which i was like
row
this is
we witness
on every person's house
road is my like cap can or some shit
Yes, please. Yo, please. Can you send me some money, bro?
Brother, you won 5K. You literally hit for 5K. I'm not trying to hear that bullshit.
When? I've lost so much.
Are you joking? Pilot, you should buy a Rooney. The DMR has no recoil, and you just aim with your like mouth.
Wait, what's the character called?
Rooney, it's the girl at the bottom right.
Wait, it's not the girl at the bottom right?
Wait, is there a cop? Is there a cop?
I'm not there's that
Wait Mingos we're playing a different map I'm not the lie you didn't need to tell me where's my phone chops
Yeah, just just put them like any doorway. I'll tell you where I'll take
See how good
I watch that film or it's complicated.
Yeah, if it is, it's good.
Two kills.
I'm coming to you, I could play on...
I'm gonna go check this out.
Let me know when you're in.
Yeah, I'll screen show real quick, you ready?
Let me see.
Check this in, Jackass.
Don't let the other party enemy...
He's not even steering the screen.
Oh, you don't have to aim on the screen.
It's gonna be on the camera, you see it?
You see this you ready? Let me know jackass
Well looking I see laughing listen listen, okay, y'all are all most
You should play DMRs brah. I'm telling you DMRs are metal
Batters up. I feel like calm as shit
I will admit I've never played rust. No pilot. You have a good recoil. You have good recoil, too
Good aim!
DMRs are gonna be the meta if you're on PC. Who plays game on it which jumps?
Which is DMR line? Is DMRs broken?
Is your mind that good?
That playtame is actually good.
Thank you guys.
I got this shit, man.
You just gotta come where to stand up, bro.
All right, so we all think the weakling is.
I feel like it will come down to champion
but the captain of my crew I was like we're playing with you
Woogie has really good aim but he's never been like pro
Wait what character do I use?
What is it?
Uh like you lie, yeah same thing
Go like lying, go lying, go lying
Where's that at?
Go right to lying
Hey Chad what's the name of the pro that they were comparing me to?
Yeah, I think click is DMR
Click is the R
I'm on your way to a pro buddy
Yes I'm on your way
What is your aim now?
No, that one, the 417, the 417
So you're gonna put an ACOG on it.
You're a Mingo.
Where'd you go? I got a Mingo.
I got a Fireman.
Yeah, you might have to buy it.
Put an ACOG on it, trust.
Put the second ACOG on.
The second ACOG.
Is it Maverick's gun?
Is that a DMR?
Maverick's.
The second one is, yeah.
And what's the other thing you put on my car?
ACOG.
Put an ACOG on it.
The aim.
Nice team.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, this has zero recoil?
Yeah, aim it.
The aim!
Wait, so I don't have to move my mouse?
Yo, his recoil control is actually crazy.
Bro, how do you make your fucking screen bigger?
Like, I don't know how to work with a Discord.
Uh, I have the camera right now.
Is that the DMR?
That's not the DMR.
I don't know what this weapon says.
I don't know what this weapon says.
I don't know what this weapon says.
Uh, F7, H7, H7, H7, H7.
That guy be just gonna hit the button.
I'm just in volume.
He's fine.
Whoa, so who keeps doing it for digs?
That's the one I got in my eye.
Now look, this shit has no recoil.
You just spray that bitch.
Oh, it says tab.
It's like a fucking okay. Yeah, it's like the best gun on PC right now
All the time all the PC pros focus which defendants have a copes right now
No yo, stay true your Rooney has
Holy aim
Now it's by the defense operating like
Chat who do you guys think the best captain is like actually who do you guys think the best captain is?
I genuinely think it's me. Is that crazy to say?
You need to use
I'll use DMRs.
DMRs are literally the meta in this game.
Alright, alright, switch.
I've already bottom left.
Alright, alright.
Come on, batting, batting, batting, batting.
You need to use audio more, I just say.
Wait, wait, I'll go back here.
I need to start my audio now.
How much is it?
hear the game audio that much or maybe it's cuz they're talking guys my
chat size is used for three I just got on this bro I don't know that's what most
Oh my one tap
Tell me my aim is not go get asked my aim if you break it on a 10. It's a 10 facts
I don't care your dick suck it if you say otherwise
No, my game sense on the other hand
What's mono audio wait check
Question in our six is tap-fire useful from long range at all or no
I'm gonna show like dad. No use my car. Oh
What
You've been zeroed in by enemy overwatch ball back sound a millionaire 10 seconds left. Can't find anybody
Are they hiding in death?
My aim's warmed up. Let's go yo, there's no way we lose this first round if I get first round
And I will dead ask it make it for you
I had too much like strategy because I haven't played against such one time. I've no idea what's like going on
You know how to throw these mines down right? I'm a silly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly like something simple
Yeah, you just family your minds and in the site in the doorway
I'm not doing mono audio. I don't know what that means, bro
Is that like an f over? Yeah, I should be on people are saying I should be on like higher f over
What do you what aspect ratio?
I've almost 16-10 because it didn't seem like two.
Oh, this guy just sounds like he knows what he's doing, bro.
We could play 84, I think it would be more 90.
They're broken.
84, 98.
Wait, I got to see, Chad, I got to, please, first round, Ron.
All right, Chad, like, actually, is it like a 50-50 this game,
or what do you guys think our odds are to be Ron?
How did we get in?
70-30.
Alright chat, chat, I'm gonna go take a quick little leak, okay?
Can we play bro? Like, what's the, what's the way?
Yeah, what's the hold up of? Like, let's, you know, it's still easy.
Bitch ask, what's the hold up of?
Yo, chill dude.
We're taking a fight in a peak console month?
Is it better to be crouched or should I stand tall?
Should I stand tall because a lot of people I'd stand tall against ours because in these lobbies like these
They don't know how to play the game so that crosshair placement is gonna be ass so they're probably aiming at your fucking cock
They'll just stand up. Hey, okay. I think I should must but don't don't know we're thinking now is as long as your aim
is good for your good
Go to arcade and then
I
Don't worry guys daddy's back
All right, let's go. Let's not the fucking witness tournament. Yo, do you guys know when we play or $27 bro?
Yo, do y'all know when we play?
Well, I guess we're ready for high-fives to make all the lobbies. He's like hosting every lobby
But is it Randy now or we gotta wait a little bit you think I haven't got him out of the air
Bro, Lacey Lacey, are you only gonna play thorn? I could play thorn. I don't play thorn
I know how to play Fenwer and I know how to play boy. Oh, I don't I heard boy. I was ass
I'll be I'll be on the
Fucking house I used to play him on attack. She was she like she's good
She gets wall and then on on attack. I know how to play. What is it? Yeah ace and
On attack I'll play ace. I could play ace on attack and then I can also play what was the second one
Oh
Not gonna lie, they're probably banning in lion and lion and lion and lion oh my god
Lacey lines really good lines probably matter right now
Yeah, no lines gonna be really good for this turn because all the names are you gotta use this game?
I don't know if you used it before but I wasn't
Not gonna lie Lacey to be fair you I've seen worse, but you were playing like calm
Yeah, I was playing like cod because it was deathmatch and I was warming my aim up dumb
Wait, it's like, why is there a new pre-dict?
Oh, it's the same one.
Oh, yeah, I'm telling y'all, bro, if you want to make your money back, vote on me.
Vote on me.
Shoot, do shooting range DMR?
All right, hold on, let me see.
Wait, so Chad, why is DMR meta?
Why do you guys say DMR's meta?
What is going on on my screen here?
The fuck is going on on my screen here?
All right, here we go.
So lying in then what gun?
Wait, what?
The 417?
This one
Bro what is wrong with my game
Let's get to work
It looks fine to me.
I can see on the left, I see my discord names.
in the middle of my screen, it's supposed to be the top left.
How do I turn discord overlay off?
God, you streamers are worthless.
Yo, I don't want a fucking overlay on.
I don't want this
There we go. Wait, so you guys are saying don't use this scope
why I don't like the ACOG I don't like this
Yeah, I was told that it's fine to use that it's some people just like using holo
Yeah, this is ass
Is this the best trading?
to
I don't even know which one I had on, was it Hollow A?
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
Clash what?
Put on God.
Clicks and Hex acting this way.
This is something.
Clicks and Hex at 9.
Rapid front side of the low ground just playing for an ultimate end.
Yeah, and for Acorn and both they wait for the last second.
the last second we're gonna watch it we gotta watch it in the box ends up with
one of the nations but wager sends them right back to the lobby and this goes to
show that second place there in the first game to kind of going down relatively
early here oh my god click is on high they're controlling one side you see
beno incurred one down into the divot off the side of that mountain for
clicks and eggs they have the biggest advantage control over how to host it
Scared on high years and ritual there there as well the problem with this is you have to use material in order to you know
Maintain your positioning right now. This is the type of end game
You cannot practice for ages ritual also starting to fizzle out now
You can see as they're starting to lower themselves gently down the layers here looking for opportunity into a box
They're trying to send themselves, but no the defense was good. Oh my god
Higgs
Higgs meanwhile the other side loses a lot of shield. Oh my god. They're so nice. They're so nice clicks as well
Very desperate situation for height now acorn and bolts finally. It's no
Wow clicks and Higgs red. How did they lose height from a mile away? They get the elims
No
Oh my god, please
No
Oh my god, eat the pizza!
Quick, get the kill!
Nice!
Stay on height!
Oh my god, look at all this pizza!
Look at all the pizza!
How many kills do they have?
They have two kills though.
That's eight.
They got to get rid of some kills.
Clicks is still focused on the acorn that was disgusting clicks goes up. How many kills they have they have two kills though
That's it. They actually take that team down
They got it with some kills all over again as it bounces back over their original investment here now
They haven't picked up a refresher, but they surely have controls all this guy's right now. Did that names a tell of me?
They're still alive but clicks is still focused on the acorn
Oh, Svenevi.
KINGELING!
DEAD!
Oh my god, Kixen, Kixen Higgs win!
with the high ground but they are running things on the low ground
eliminations for them now but look at the POV here from Klicks and Higgs it is
looking like nice Klicks here to the end oh my god they win get that kill
nice as a Kupaclicks
dropping dropping oh my god he wins wait I don't know about this play
will Cooper falls ages alive and talk he's making a mad dad trying to get out of the
zone.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my God!
All the game one, they are showing us how it is they want to play the Grand Finals
this weekend and that's nothing.
Wait, what place are they in?
Well, PlayStation are they in second now?
Oh my gosh, a win in game two is huge.
Oh my god, they're in second by one point.
Oh yeah, they win.
Alright, I'm back team.
I'm warming up right now in a range.
I don't know about the DMR tech is mingo here
He literally just like two seconds ago. He was here. I don't know about that. He's saying it's the moon
I don't really like the DMR tech. I kind of like like this v3o a
I mean, I I think I prefer non-DMRs, but
We say
I
Know the other be a part of this gun wait
You said what okay see
Yeah, I am I in or a some use
Mingo look at my
What do I do do I check do I use I don't
Yeah, I'm gonna ban it.
Yeah, predictions ending soon if y'all wanna vote if y'all want to vote if y'all want to
vote.
How much do we get for first?
Hey, I said no, no, no, there's always
Any calls are better than your mark you don't like now
All right, listen, I mean that I'm just telling you the meta is but if you like something more play
I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm a I'm a I'm gonna fucking fry
Oh my god, it's nothing, just shitting all the dicks and hooting.
They're stopping 1v5?
They're just killing all five of them.
I feel like that's how it's going to be though.
Yeah, that is how it's going to be.
It's going to be up to...
Right, let's be honest.
Yeah, maybe I'm delusional, but I feel like I'm on the same level as the pros.
is that crazy to say so y'all don't think I'm even close to the same level as the pros
I forgot Jix's dad is on his team.
Where is Hibis?
No.
Wait, is Jix's dad coming?
Jix's famous, like, not good, but he just knows how to play the game.
No, he's dad.
Is his dad coming?
Uh, I'm not sure.
Do a quick match?
Don't don't stay forever, though?
Jix's 11 right now, I'm like, what?
Yo high-fives is icing me high-fives is icing me I need to play
You have the game sense of a cave pig yo, what is a fucking cave pig do not ever call me a cave pig again
Oh my god, you know, it sounds, yeah, what should I, what food should I get?
So I'm gonna be honest, I haven't eaten all day.
What do y'all think I should get to eat?
A burger? Oh my God, just had to imagine. It's a nice big juicy burger right now. Oh!
Oh, what's your poll label?
That's actually, you know, whoever sent you poll label,
congratulations, you just won nothing.
I'm gonna get a nice little poll label.
I'm gonna get, okay, now the question is,
do I get chicken out past store
or do I get regular chicken?
What do y'all think?
Wait, what does out past store chicken taste like?
Is it good?
Is it spicy?
Wait, is Marvin playing already?
Oh man, God damn, Marvin!
Is he doing a tutorial?
I'm gonna fuck you with this tournament bro!
Fuck this live trash!
Yo!
I'm gonna have to ask for it.
This fucking tournament!
I've never seen someone so trashed my life, bro.
Yo, this fucking tournament bro!
Wait, he's that bad?
Yeah, we're winning, we're winning, come on, come on!
Oh my god!
Oh yeah.
Alright, have us, I'm ready, wherever you at bro.
Holy...
There's no way he's that bad where his teammates are laughing at him.
He's better than you
Don't forget the chat.
Okay.
And now this motherfucker here, just hold that shot.
Hold that shot with your head.
Hold that.
There you go.
Oh my God, Chad, bro.
I've never been these folks in my life.
I know that, right?
I can't look at chat.
Good save, Marlin.
Good save, Marlin.
Hey!
What is fucking?
No.
Not bad mar-
What about right here?
Not bad mar-
Wait, is our game starting?
I don't think so, I don't think our game is starting yet, I don't know when our game starts.
Yo.
Yo, hello.
Yo, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
Our game started right now?
Yeah.
Say less.
Say less.
Let's go.
Let's win this shit.
We're not first round exits here, bro.
We're not the Houston Rockets.
Did you add Ronda?
Uh, I don't.
He didn't even type us.
You just joined us.
Wait, who invited me?
I invited you.
Ming, Ming, Ming.
Yeah, I need another bite. I need my right place right now. It says that I'm in. Oh,
my, except, can you, can you describe your screen? Invite expired.
It says buys his custom game one, so I don't have any invites right now. You gotta click
the match. You're gonna click the match. Well, you gotta invite me again, man.
I'm trying to go. It's not letting me join. Okay. You're
going to go. Yeah. I'm in. Yeah. Sorry. Uh Rondo. I'm
trying to join dumbasses.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Yeah. I know this might seem crazy but I low key have to carry my
team. Low key gotta carry my team. I know I'm I know it sounds
Their team's kind of calm. Hold on a minute.
B-I-S-E on the score.
Their team's kind of calm.
Hey, shut the fuck up, X.
Their team's kind of calm.
Redify, XQC.
Redify is probably cheating.
XQC's decent.
Ron's decent.
Riley is decent and Uzi's deep. He's pretty good.
But yeah, does it mean go clear Uzi or no? Does it mean go clear Uzi?
Stable Ronaldo
I just invited you add amongst each other wait, it's only four. I thought it was five people
Let's do this yeah, I need you to focus
spectator wait I'm in spectator I'm
inspectator yeah fuck I end up there
I'm gonna talk to you all right how do I do it how do I do it
playing match let's go come on man
let's let the fuck in here team come on we didn't come here to be first round
exits
no it's a random out to run a lot
Wait, is it a ranked map or is it like these are all pro league maps?
You're all probably how did you figure it in Oregon? This is great
We're not gonna be fine. I'm like the only map. I know all right. You guys are gonna play cafe. I'm
Yeah, no cafes good cafes now for sure cafes
We're defending with a fending spam tracks do whatever you got to go
Look at right at one
Yo, what your traps on staircases
Cases
Put it put it literally on any doorway by any yeah
Whatever whatever you're whatever it should say at the bottom
I'm gonna need y'all to hold it down in the chat while I'm playing.
I'm not gonna be that locked in on chat.
You ought to be holding it down in there.
Spamming up the bang, spamming up the W, spamming up the Suns.
You think you're DMR?
I think I'm gonna need you to put attachments on as well.
You don't want to be rocking the iron side.
Yeah, absolutely.
Coming to win this shit.
I'm coming to win.
I'm gonna get into the area.
Fine, it's fine.
Alright, we're so mingled like around here.
Where should I put?
Under the skylight right here.
Under the skylight.
Wait, you want me to put it right here?
On the floor.
Yeah.
One of the stairs is on that door over there.
Alright, over here. I'm gonna stay.
Okay.
Hey, where else? Where else?
Is he barricade or not?
Yeah, barricade. Anything you think is gonna work.
Bro, where the fuck are you at?
Listen, listen. Y'all see these windows on the map?
And we just have to up hold them and try to kill y'all for 5 seconds.
There's the fucking back.
Watch the P2, watch the P2!
Why don't I have a map?
That's a pod, dude.
That's a pod, dude.
You're not gonna get a map.
Thank you.
Where's the window?
They're at windows, they're gonna peek everything, boys.
Don't use teammates while it has.
There's one by fast.
Someone's at the window of me. I don't know how to paint.
Lacey, they're gonna kill you from the skylight right here. Lacey, he can see you from the skylight.
What's that? What's that? What's that?
Look above you? He can see you from that roof.
So back up. Back up into like the freezer over here.
Wait, what's happening?
Wait, am I spotable right here?
I gotta like, flip out of the way.
I hear someone upstairs, bro.
Op-4 is located at Bob.
What? What's that mean?
I think walking up the staircase behind you, Ernie.
Yeah
My Rooney
Swinging
Yeah, he's on that staircase there. Wait, there's a there's a drum
Is it a walk up your staircase and try to kill you?
Fuck me up, lazy, lazy with me?
Yeah, I'm with you with me
Yeah, just everybody in their guns and they're gonna swing you
I'm not gonna swing this fucker
Hey, back that share dude
You're good. That's a good player. He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill you.
What does that mean? What does that mean?
I got someone. Nice one. Keep watching that third case, Will.
What's that? What's that case? Keep watching that third case. You're good. You're good.
I
Everybody's good. I think you're outside the door. I hear so much
Some wicked shit going on
The aimer gunner, everybody's good.
One just dropped down from the sky, one dropped down from the sky.
Two down from the sky.
Got one, got one, got one.
Oh my god.
Their flanking right here.
It's just XCC just literally two tapping on the DM.
Wait, who do we ban?
Who do you ban?
Who do you ban?
Stank.
And ban lion.
That shit's a little like holy shit.
Alright.
What were those things that were flashing me?
That was the game.
That was the game, man.
Okay, who do you want me to be?
An attacker?
I mean, unless we just target Uzi, like what champs does Uzi play?
He was just on Hibana.
That's not even a good odds.
You want me to play Lion or Ace?
Hi, Deer.
Now we're down.
Go down.
Switch to Saigun.
Lion or Ace here, Amigo.
I'm going to go back to the other side.
We're defense.
Lacey, go same off.
You're good.
Oh, wait.
I'm sorry.
That's what we're going to do.
They banned Thorne.
They banned Thorne.
I'm going to play tenor.
OK, all right.
Are we going three?
Yeah, that round's on me.
Oh, god.
Mingo, are we going top again?
We're going to go down, boat down, boat down.
Wait, I thought I'd swap every round, Chad.
I thought I did two, but I think it's every three.
Chad, I don't think I should have prone there.
I think I should have just stayed where I was I would have killed whoever planted I would have killed him
I'm gonna reinforce all the site walls. Yeah, when you just walk up to the walls and hold F
Yeah, I'll reinforce all the same walls
Secure the bombs
What the fuck are they?
I'm just wondering.
I'm not going to run now.
Um, just anything.
But honestly it doesn't matter.
I hope that this is a fucking fucking hell.
Is that it?
Yes.
Where is this guy?
Every on site?
Not it.
No, no, no.
Don't let them.
Yeah, no.
This honestly is a better site, honestly.
I'm just fucking down.
Don't waste your kill.
Yeah, don't be a fucking rabbit today.
Hey, hey.
You know what's inside?
Don't be a fucking dick.
I'm gonna get one.
That's no risky, though.
I
Don't know
Monty blackbeard
I
Will serve there well, you're good
Yeah, I don't know where I got you I could I could the best player
Now you're not you're gonna die it's fine
I don't think they have to walk into a way and he's moved in. Yeah, that guy
They're gonna walk in these doors, they're double door thing. Yeah, I'm gonna get this site
That's a good fit early I like that
They're pushing him up, he can't...
I don't know, I just can't rest.
You have to see seven of these amounts.
But without Lucy, they're not going to know what to do.
All right.
Find out the XCC to ban me from your life.
Yeah.
They're running like fuck. Oh, my God.
Which one's the good guy?
I got him.
I got one on my left.
I mean, fad one.
I'm holding it. I'm holding it. I'm holding it.
I'm cutting you to it.
Yeah, well, just keep watching out the room that you're holding.
I'm holding it so bad, I'm fucking- ah, it's so dirty.
There, there on Jakey's angle on the door.
My fender is so there though, so...
Nobody has to peek. We're good. Nobody even has to peek.
He's eating, he's eating, he's talking.
You're good. Just take time. They're good 30 seconds of you in the round
Here we will lower something. Yeah, well just aim on you
To my right
I told you probably you'll pick it up you'll pick it up
Who we been who we been we've been that fucking person who was throwing the things
the game. Yeah, get the fuck rid of that thing. Fuck him.
That's good. That's good.
How the fuck is that? I got my left.
Can I keep his working outside bro? I can't even see that kid.
He got. Bro, they keep hitting my off. Who do I play? I don't know who to play now.
Oh, Lacey, that's a compliment, man. That's fucking, you got aura.
Should I play Goyo or Legion? Yeah, hey, play any about Lacey. Literally just
anybody Capcom Capcom you actually baited their champion I kill them for you wait
what is what does Capcom do what does Capcom do I'm gonna trap some wolves and door
Wait, it's a sniper?
Good shit, Lacey.
Wait, Capcom's a sniper?
No, no, that's the traps.
You put them on all the doorways.
Lacey, put two on each doorway.
Don't put three, put two.
They're at the bottoms, right?
They're at the bottom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Secure the area.
Any trap producing, they're going to do the same shit back on defense.
They're going to do the same shit back on defense.
They're going to do the same shit on defense.
This door good, this door good.
10 seconds remaining.
Two on that door, put two on this door for here too.
What's up, what's up, what's up?
I'm gonna jump on this window.
You will die in seconds.
I'm gonna hit the top floor, it's located above.
Let's do that.
Oh.
Someone's gonna come behind you.
There's parents on her body.
Hey, nevermind. Maybe three is OK.
Maybe OK.
Press the stop button.
Hold F on this wall.
I
Play this I think I'm gonna be on the roof or something. I'm gonna be on these stairs
Wait, could it be under for here me? Oh
My god, Mingo. Yes, nice
Wait on top on top on top up over here. Yeah, they're gonna be on that roof. I'm holding that
He's a drop-down from there, Lacey.
Come here, come here.
Probably player, down to probably player.
I think I hit one with a cap con or something.
One's outside, I think.
They're pro players, they're pro players.
Come on, he's gonna go.
Literally just sit, you probably just down a little, Lacey.
Old guy, your cap can trap.
You just sit tight now, just wait.
Lacey, watch out for the...
Yeah, I downed one, I downed one.
Yo, uh, Mingo, what's that?
I'm standing.
What's this?
I'm right behind the stand.
Behind, behind, behind, behind, behind!
Where's Ben?
It was like down below, I think.
I'll get one, I'll get one.
Let me get him, let me get him.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
We're gonna be good to get a taxi.
I don't know where he went.
Come, come, come.
Come, come, come.
No, I'll be on him.
Will you can heal me?
Nice, kid!
Holy fuck!
And Yolo said that was a bad cop count!
I got to kill it
It should stay at the bottom of your screen though, who do we been who do we been?
No, no, now we're attacking now we're okay, maybe
I think I can cap can is gonna kill y'all so low key cuz one of them just not doing captain. Yeah
Everybody just try to find a way to the roof. You see how they all go to the roof? Yeah, but listen
Who's he's gonna try to spawn pick y'all from all this problem? Where should we play River River dogs?
Yeah, I guess just follow me just follow me
Wait, is ace good here? No, I'm gonna play Lion. Lion, it's good. Anything y'all want. I'm gonna play ace.
You can play Lion. Lion, you just click middle mouse and it scans them and they can't move. Does anybody have debos a lot?
Who's my work for y'all?
Shadow God, what it is! I'm competent this game. I actually understand it this tournament
Stop saying James twat
Listen just follow everybody during the beginning and then follow me on a spot
How do you drown?
You'll see it'll load you into the drone by the end
Cool, let's go
Alright
I'm on my LeBron shit right now. I'm on my LeBron shit. There are good players here. I don't know. Vigil, which is like a broken operator. You could just one tap everybody going to Bosch.
She
They have it they have it
Should we
Doesn't look like he's speaking
Should we play right here? Should we start going in?
Did he come from outside?
Yeah, they're pro-spawned because I've learned.
There's a window up here.
There's a window that I think up there.
Try this full-spread path and get to me.
There.
You just gotta push this one over here.
I'm throwing an ace on that wall.
There's a post that's right there on your left.
No matter if they know that the way they see what's the door behind you
Watch out watch out. I'm freaking watch out. No, man. What's up? What's up? What's up?
I'm sorry I was gonna do it.
I promise the living cell.
Height? It's looking kinda clear, Loki.
Yeah, come play here, come play here.
I see one of you.
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
I got a rail, hold that door.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I go to the park.
You're gonna get it all, God.
Now we just fire a light for you.
Hold that door right there so you're good.
Hold this door, Lace.
This one right here?
Whoa!
Got it!
Can you hear my back?
I'll hold it.
Whoa!
Where's that?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice!
Nice!
No way he clicks one again!
What an old God clicks one twice in a row!
Oh my God, it says FNCS!
It says FNCS!
It says FNCS!
Damn!
Your shit will make something fucking killer
All right, who do we ban now who's the player he's playing?
Fleece once twice in a row he's winning grand on my soul
Drew you're watching can you get my food please my god
He's up for two.
Chipotle, yeah.
He's playing something.
We do redox again or what? Christmas market?
Yeah, same spot. Christmas market.
And then I'm lying.
It's a jackal bat. It's a jackal bat.
Wait, Pilots, you used the lie in there?
I was lying. I was lying.
Did you use it though?
No, Pilots, you did it in Pilots, but it's good.
What do you do?
You gotta click the middle mouse button and it scans them.
Do I just, where do I scan them?
No, it just doesn't by itself
Free free skins what it does is it can't I saw clicks one again if they move he's gonna win he's gonna win
We'll see like that red box or just no it will just ping them around the map
I didn't use a bunch of them
Located bomb
All right, they went upstairs.
They went upstairs, or are you going to go inside?
Yeah, get on the roof.
You gotta keep the windows closed.
We want all of us to be on the roof?
Yeah, the goal is to drop the hatch.
I'm in the kitchen somehow.
I'm in the kitchen. Gans everywhere.
He advised you thrown as low key to the bomb.
They're running frost. Frost is a trap app.
If you run into it, please.
What does that look like the job?
I think I'm gonna bury that down.
Come on.
You got that fucking air. Are you fucking shitting me?
I'm gonna fucking shoot you with the drone.
I'm gonna fucking shoot you with the drone.
Bomb location at this place.
We got one.
He probably is. He probably is.
How do we get on the roof?
We just gotta go to the lawn and hit the propeller.
Go to the lawn and hit the propeller.
The law and then hit the repellent all the way up
Now
You have three of them by the gifts around I'm trying to figure out where they're good players
That's where's it a hatch you might keep you from the hatch. They see
If y'all can drill
I think there's a player down there.
Keep on the series.
Keep on the series.
It's gonna be a good deal.
Honestly, I don't know what a good player is that.
Yeah, I'm just watching the sets behind you right now, man.
Yeah, it's real.
How many feet did you just drop?
Drop the hatch and just try to use your gun.
I'm not really using a says there another thing I could use that'll be better. No, I used to really good
24. Wait, okay. Chad, is it first to seven or best of seven? Yes. Yes. First to seven.
First to seven. So, we could easily sell the sleeves. So, just lock in. Oh, god.
Type me in the chat if you voted for my team to win.
They're all right there are gonna do that same place where we just push it that big
Yeah, I will do. Wait, if I go from the top, is that smart? Wait, Chad, no way, Peter Buffton and Hicks win the end first. That's weird.
I
I lost the break that time.
That was meh.
I shot him.
Throwing my drone in?
We gotta figure out where their champ is at.
Yeah, we gotta figure out where their champ is at.
What is that?
There's one right on the barbed wire.
Okay, one's right on the barbed wire.
They have a whole trap in there.
Yeah, they have a whole set up.
Alright, listen.
You gotta come air jab that same door.
Same door?
All right.
If I can't throw us.
Let me throw a lot.
You want me to throw an H on that wall right there, Mingo, or no?
Air jab.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Air jab.
Yeah?
Yeah, door left and door right.
Door left and door right.
Oh, OK.
Hustle!
You're going to die.
All right.
There are champs inside.
There are champs inside.
I know you don't come bring them close to you.
Oh, I find them.
They're recalls.
Come on man!
I hit the wall! I hit the wall!
Where are you not hitting the wall?
Alright, watch the wall!
See him wall!
Is that one?
Oh shit!
I have to check you.
I don't fuck with the fuck they do you guys.
Can y'all turn or not?
I'm not done.
Yeah, I got one, I got one, I got one.
Give him a minute.
What the hell is that?
Oh, it's...
Nice to see you.
I know, I'm one-ish me two.
Can I need this fucker?
That's up.
Can I do my seat?
Fuck.
fuck
that one
my ace is one too
oh shit
now what?
got xvc dead?
what a fuckin' flaylayer
he's holding an ace?
NO!
WHAT A FUCKING ACE!
WHAT A ACE!
come on
now i got one
i got one
i got one
i got one
i got one
i got one
i got one
i got one
this is a good shit
this is a good shit
this is a good shit
I
Gotta go in the middle sites
Yeah, go whatever you want, you know, I don't know the player
Same up just put put all your traps randomly throughout the map
Muscle breaker flash hider
I just shit on XQC like actually just like I bent XQC over and put my just like big dick in
What is this I don't know what else to do with that
You guys need help, let me help you guys.
Stand, I'll leave.
I don't know what he said, bro.
Alright, excuse me.
Enemy.
They're three of them on the way.
This guy's pink, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Enemy spotted.
At least, I think they're gonna run at us, bro.
Where's that at?
Yeah, they're looking for something.
Oh, and I see, I see a five actually.
They're all on our side.
Now I got that
How do I mark?
I think someone's right here
Yo chat, I don't know where to put this coffee
I don't care y'all are making fun of me and putting that fucking Jewish son, bro. I don't know
I'm here though
Here one of my right behind me a little bit pilot you hold this
I'm holding this door like for the most part, but I'm not like why this way
You could be killed behind by that, to be honest.
I don't know.
You're a good child, brother. Fuck.
They're gonna storm in all at once, what about?
From where?
I literally, like, probably behind us, and then, uh,
you gotta be behind us while we close down.
Basically, there's only one thing I do when you're standing down, I swear.
Is this your time?
We're gonna storm this shit.
Well, you're gonna have a free kill, bro. They're gonna, they're gonna, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's my thing.
Wait, don't don't be slow. Don't be slow. There's like one opera some shit
Listen, they're gonna cover the other side too one minute
I'm out of the door still. I'm just going to the door.
I'm out of the door.
I'm out of the door.
It's a cakewalk. It's a cakewalk.
I can't go above.
What the fuck?
My father. My father.
I'm gonna have that raw. I thought I killed us. I'm dead.
No, man. It's not a Gilvin Ming.
Hey, will you get their best player?
Bro, we are here.
Go down. Go down.
Kitchen?
Do the same hole where we just reinforce all the site walls.
I live for this shit. Come on.
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
I know.
You understand the game a little bit more.
All right, bro.
Hey, let's fucking 7-1. Get him out.
Must be mudded over here.
Must be mudded, chat.
I have to pass up the water.
All right, center, you understanding it more now?
No.
I'm just fucking...
They got a guy that's been like,
nothing's processing my brain, bro.
I'm starting to see the vision, bro.
I'm just gonna run around and try to kill them, and y'all just sit site and try to kill them.
Yeah, drop 20, go. You already got 20, fucking go.
They forgot you existed, what are you talking about?
I'm gonna check the bomb.
Literally, hey, same thing when we just reinforced all the site walls.
Alright.
Another like, not free roam, first one down, please.
That's so awesome, bro.
Wait, I'm wondering what the fuck we're doing with that first time, bro.
Hang on.
Let them go.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
I feel good man. I can't breath.
Levi's top four has found a bomb.
I can zone range with people.
Yeah, I have people.
No, no, pick a big guy.
Ten seconds.
Is this ringing?
Why can't I only please die?
Yo, am I dumb?
This one?
out of the hospital, and locate the hospital.
Be ready for hostile action.
Any double door like this part, they're just
going to walk through.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
I'm looking for a magazine.
What's that?
Damn, what the fuck?
They come from here.
Literally only the double door behind you.
Unless they get that wall in the front of you.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck right here.
So they can break this wall.
Well, let me
Oh, actually I hear one on garage pilot. I'm watching that. Yeah, I see one on on my ping here
I think I might be the part of the way he's playing that's definitely the first code
They got this wall below back up a little bit
Yeah, Ash is on my ping, yeah. Two of them on my ping.
Is there a drone over there? Or should they put a drone in their room?
I'm getting revealed by some shit. I don't know what his snake radar is
But
Wait, how do I stop getting removed ping by that
Yeah, they just break your
To what they're to what they're way through there's
I
Really good
Does anybody have Bandit a little bit?
Am I not?
I'm sorry, everybody.
What?
Go Bandit, just everybody thinks shit?
Yeah, no problem.
That was that we didn't ram pulse everything.
Everybody thinks shit?
Everybody thinks shit?
Go Bandit instead, pilot.
Oh, fuck.
I'm so sorry.
Have a nice one.
You have Bandit?
Okay, okay.
And you're just going to put the Bandit charges on the reinforced walls.
Are you going to be 7?
Yeah.
Bro, I just, I don't know what the fuck, I don't, I don't get what my Capicons.
Lace, it's because we didn't reinforce that wall, you got wallbang.
Oh god. I just don't know where to put my kappa guns.
Guys, we're going to 7 and it's 6-2. This shit is over!
Ron is first rounded again! He is a farts!
Ron is a...
Come on, man.
Dude, how did I not win that gunfight, right?
Splice up on the nail.
Oh, my gosh.
The tech shut up, bro.
Nah, you're good, Dickie. You're good.
I think I saw it, we looked at it.
Reinforce all the side walls, the sides of this one, I think.
Yeah, those two walls you just reinforced all the time,
it puts you down to one bit of an important point.
Yeah, so that's the middle mile time.
Yeah, where did I put it?
Oh, just in the middle of the wall.
And then the two walls to your left doing the same two walls.
So what does this do?
It just makes it where they take it, the wall opens.
And let that ring to you, but not here.
Now, what's my G?
Fuck.
Cat's back to control.
Cat's back?
Oh, my god.
You have a lot of big ones.
Wait.
Five seconds to count.
I'm not gonna kill you.
Where's that bird at?
I don't know.
It's new here.
It's all located by our morgue.
One?
Do anything or no?
No.
OK.
I'm sure one of the other ones is.
All right.
I'll be right here.
Can they come for me?
Yeah, they need to push their hand.
That's cold.
Now go put your bed on the left wall, finally.
The one's inside, the one's inside.
Did I not? Did I not play this?
They're burning this side on my-
That's poor, it is.
Put one on this wall, you missed one.
And you gotta put another one on this wall.
The one's to the left.
Wait, I got two on my-
They're there on my stream at the bottom?
We just got one cop a gun, does something?
I didn't know that.
Sorry about that.
You're good, you're sorry.
I got D.I. Zong.
We'll watch that door quick.
Are we sure?
Is that door open?
Yeah.
That door.
Looking new magazine!
Okay, better.
Thanks for telling me.
People are deployed.
Book, make up the phone.
Nice.
How the fuck did he keep doing it?
The brawn is so tilted.
Oh my God, I can't imagine what the brawn sounds like.
There's still one going in here.
A bunch of baby rages over there.
Got that.
One's uh climbing safe floor.
Yeah, yeah, Ash. Ash is jumping in the second floor here.
Not the first.
Bro, it's still...
Lacey, what are you watching?
I'm watching this door. I see one like over there kinda.
He's like running over here.
Lacey, let me up here on your left.
Loading man.
Alright, Rano, they're gonna hear walls. You gotta back up a little bit.
I
Hear one behind me, I think I think they're all pushing the freezer
It's the problem. He's low. He's low. It's the price. I do I hear one behind me. I hear one behind me
Hi, they might be coming from that door over there. He might be
Bro and then
Pretty sure mean there's one time right Samurai. I
Don't like I've got a hit one. Yes. I think it's that one. I think I do that one
It's easy easy ready to a fucking cat I thought it was a pro. I thought he was a pro
I thought he was a pro!
That's a hit!
Aw man, that's still getting in the backpack bro!
44 from the wild!
Holy moly, 44?
Woo!
You could just lost the thousand.
I got my...
I got my...
Oh yeah, I get shit.
This game is fucking complex, bro.
Oh my god, I gotta see Ron's reaction.
Oh my god.
Let's go away, let me see.
one with that one thing. Kids.
Yeah, I guess so.
Why did I know I killed you every single time?
No, you did not.
I actually punch you on the back of the wall.
You're on reddit, but you're gaining weight. Fuck you.
Person like very minimal stuff about
What what is that? What's the sky classic?
Oh my god. Oh my god after that he couldn't join the game
Nice guy. Hey, it's got some initiative for three years straight.
Someone's got to go. Wait, it's not good.
So I banned him from the tournament and they have Skittles.
Wait, Skittles? Yeah. Wait, what did that mean? What did that happen?
That's another player. Another content creator champion.
See, how good is Skittles? He's not a pro, so.
Is he better than Skite? No.
I would say that they're on par. Yeah, they're on par.
So who do we play next we play next wait? Yeah, who's game are we waiting on?
I'm not a hot Jinxie should have did it with a personal even this well, I'm not gonna
Yeah, that was that was crazy man you literally just
Why did everybody play Oregon besides us?
We've realized there is legit confusion on whether Fortnite competitive rules allow for
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connected to the game you're in.
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cheating device program or similar cheating methods to gain a competitive advantage.
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competitive advantage analysis tools. Given the confusion on this, disqualification of
these players was a mistake. And the DQs will be removed from their record. The bad news
due to the tournament timing, the lobbies are now full for this event and it's too
too late for them to continue.
Wait, so disqualifying them was a mistake, and now they can't play grand, can't pay their
rent and can't feed their families, and it's just the bad news is what Epic says, the
bad news basically hey guys we didn't tell y'all what the rules were the disqualification
was a mistake but the bad news is y'all can't get paid and pay your bills this month now
That is crazy.
That is actually crazy.
Oh no.
Click has a solo glitch?
Oh, how did they die?
How did he die?
So he has to burn through his materials before he's eventually taken down.
The back to back will not be a back to back to back.
Yeah, that was crazy for him to get the siphon right there.
So who are we waiting on?
We're waiting on Jason?
Who are we waiting on?
We're waiting on Marlin's team.
Go ask him.
Wait, is Marlin winning?
Yeah, you're the goat, bro, you know, let's go. They're cooking Joe's team. I want to
see you. How many kills is Marlon at chat? Okay. Okay. After I say I plan something,
I'll just stick by or move from it whatever I mean you can kind of accept my
honest thing is okay they gotta get to that right yes they gotta get to it
wait so spoilages doesn't die chat or how's this work he's on the right side
this is the end of it all right I think we do the same thing guys we just open
the wall and then like try and flatten the far corner again wait you might
I wanna watch pro gameplay, let's watch Marlin
You gotta run for love
Alright, I'm drowning for you guys, there's no trap when you door
Run for you man
Marlin, you're good to run in the wall and do the same thing
Oh god
Yo, there's someone peeking on thing
On thing? Okay
Yeah, you see that?
He's locked
well I'm watching the run-out nice peaks more there's a trap open the wall
again like you did I'm covering you I'm covering you what is it again it should
be square again yeah I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I'm
I
Think someone's hiding in like the room behind this reinforce them. Yeah one side problem. Yo Donnie go go peak them with the shield
Yeah
Yeah
I
Wait this seems looking kind of calm
Yeah, who do we play next you guys know
We're about to play a spoi, we're probably about to play a spoi, probably a spoi.
We play a spoi?
Yeah.
Wait, how?
I didn't know they were in the same bracket as us.
Yeah, we play them next, we play them next.
If we beat spoi, we could slam stop it, but we have to beat spoi.
Those are the three best teams, us, spoi, and stop it.
I think you're better than spoi, I don't know, maybe I'm just me.
I'm just a controller player that gets content, that's it.
Hey, don't be like that.
Hold on, I played a game, man.
That was actually crazy that you do that on Controllers.
Who goes crashing out on Factory Stream?
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling good.
We know how to play together.
Is there a thing we're using?
It's not that.
Josh was saying it's a lot of fun.
It's not that, like that's what, that's what I'm saying.
Josh was saying it the whole time anyway,
so he was saying it.
Everyone's back on Josh and you, so he's right.
Yeah, Josh is right.
Josh, I don't understand that, bro.
They are reading, aren't they?
No, they're saying the DQs are a mistake,
not the platform itself.
They're not bringing the platform,
they're not saying it is worth it.
That's banned, but they're saying
it's disqualifications of where it actually is.
But uh-oh, a little late, the attorney already started,
and they're like, how's that an accident?
Oh, no, I would be so...
Yeah, that would be a big problem, yeah.
They're saying it should have been a warning and
I don't know who did it if it's a manual ban or whatever it is
Automatic ban
Three days after the situation that
But you all had to meet back to bowl
No bro
Is Peter bot in the column in Blaine's?
Oh god, oh god, oh god, you think if no one queues they restart?
No
Like all of it
People are just going to sit in the line
Why would they not?
We do it as a community to get everyone in a call
Wait, I'm like it's playing epic games with these zones. I mean, what about playing if you paint them
Fate Grands anyways like it's Al haters, bro. Al haters is hating on yo get his name out your mouth, bro
Oh, I knew I was here and talk about clicks bunch of dick suckers
Bunch of dick suckers!
Six section teams is an insanity, by the way.
Not six, it's more, it's more.
Like...
Yeah, it's more than that, it's something like 12.
12 teams, it like...
Okay, so you're being a mistake and you're not getting anything for it, it's just like, it's too late.
Well, we're really about to play Spoiit next.
Spoiit is so good, like, look at this dude, he just looks good!
I think he's walking up.
What?
He's holding, he's holding, he's peeking.
Who is it? Watch operator?
I see a drone. He's looking at me. He's looking at me.
He's drowning. He's drowning. I'm fighting.
Like, sorry stomping. Your crown is gone, bro.
Spoil it. Hold it now.
He's on the far left side.
He's down inside.
We're good. We're good. Calm down.
Relax.
Navi is playing.
They're shooting from the side.
Yeah, on this door, on this door right here.
Chad, do we have a chance to beat them?
Lay down on five.
Yeah, they're pushing up there as well.
He's pushing.
Just wait, just wait.
I think we do.
Hey, they're behind you, they're in front of you.
Right there, right there behind the wall.
Cheer right, Marlon.
Stay safe, hey, let's stay safe.
Wait, Marlon's alive, Marlon's alive.
Good try, good try, good try.
Aw, he lost.
Good try, good try, good try.
That's good. That's good. That's good. We are good, bro
Yeah, maybe I don't understand our six fully and tell me if I'm tripping or not
Isn't
Mingo better like aim in mechanically then spuit or no am I driven am I driven?
I feel like Mango has better aim.
Spoichers has more game sense.
Spoids better in every single aspect.
Holy dick suck.
Like you literally just put his shit so deep down your throat.
Genuinely befuddles me how deep you just sucked his cock
Set up
Marlin, this time I'm here in person.
Team, what did you do?
I'm going to place your band of batteries on the wall and they can help you out.
Spoi is the equivalent of Marlin IRL in our six.
Watch out for a fuse again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Where should I um, where should I put my castle?
I mean like, genuinely?
How does that big black Swedish dick taste?
Whoa.
Oh, hello?
Come on, come on, come on.
We're talking to a mute.
You know we're twins, right?
We're twins?
How?
We both got veneers.
Oh, for real?
I have like a private dentist who did them.
How much?
Have you said?
There are a lot.
I mean, I'm from England,
so we don't have dentists over here, so like.
What?
How much how much do you think my banners were? I think you said on stream one time like 20 right?
No, no, no, no, so I got I got like a I got like a very very good like family friends deal
But my like 10 well no, no, no, I paid 20, but they were 50. Oh
My god
Shit, you got that shit done in LA. Yeah
All right, guess how much my word in Miami in Miami
Mm-hmm. Wait hold on hold on let me see him let me see him
I
Me see
Chat what do you guys think how much I'll think he's been years were am I in a Miami
I'm gonna say yours were like 6k 8k maybe honestly you almost had it all in perfectly
I think it was like 9.0 you got you got composites not got up of course no one's when they shave
it down? Oh, I hate the sound of that. Right, so why is it so like, why is it like different
spots? It's like more pricey and more cheaper. It just depends where you go. It depends.
It depends on a dentist and then you can also get like high quality ones and you can
get like, like the, what, like, there's a difference between the two. It's like composite
in there. I had like crooked ass teeth. I had to get forcing. Maybe it's like that.
Lacy's are still, you're a still as man, Lacy. Yeah, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a die-hard
Steelers and Lakers. What do you mean? Fuck. No. Are you
going to say commander's better? Yes. Wait, are you from
Virginia? Virginia? Me?
All right. We're going to play right now. Same shit though.
Same shit. Different game. All right. Dude. Okay. They're
counting us off. That's like crazy. We're going to get
it. Yeah. I don't know. It's good but this might be a
I think
I just watch this
Special yeah, I think I think mingo's better than split facts
They got much of the shot
Impressive and our six yeah, he does he does for a lot of shotguns who does sweet?
Yeah, this is like three legs, bro. I can't like that. Yeah, I think I'm better this week
Yeah
No, that should piss me off right when I quit that juicy stream
He was like oh looks like Marlon might have his first term and win like after he said we're going to be placey
Nick
Yo Jinxie why you can't miss out already bro
It's Lacey, Mingo, Piper, Wiljum, Wade, who else?
Hey, I like the change in attitude.
Rondo!
Rondo.
Okay, wait a minute.
God, stop!
We, I'm telling you, our team is dead off the best!
Facts or no!
You guys have a good chance.
Yes!
Bro, Jinxie, we beat Rod's team 7-1.
We're not at that track now, did you say it?
No, no, no, no, no, sorry, Rondo, sorry.
Listen, let me explain.
I didn't know y'all, I didn't know
We all see was this well.
Lacey, you did a great job of grabbing.
Lacey is naturally good at games.
Mingo's a god.
Hylat, he's naturally good at games.
Fax.
Mason has 1,000 hours and he's a rough god.
And Janky Rondo is silver, which is not as bad
as some other players.
Fax.
Oh, this is a super team, Lacey.
You've done good.
Thank you.
I played against Toppin School.
They're beatable.
It was 75.
Lacey, why is your chat moving so slow compared to Jakesy?
I don't know maybe cuz he has 50,000 more viewers. What is that fucking question?
That's like asking like why is Jason loves dick bigger than yours
I
Wait, how do we get into lobby hi guys?
As you guys touch up
Y'all like the all my humble opinion yeah
Like don't get mad at me when I say this to you
What I think sports a little bit better than me, but I think y'all are I think y'all are five times better than his
I agree you can't come in with that nice. Yeah, I don't I don't like that. I mean go go go go go go go go go
I'm not underdog my whole life listen mingo
I'm not even I'm not even sucking your dick. I'm not I'm not twisting your balls and let you come my mouth
You have the best aim in this certain facts
I just let's go map we're gonna play bro. What's looking map we're gonna play
All I'm gonna say is when they said when they said we were playing against Ron my whole chest artist being in GGs
First round exit and then we beat him 71 like I'm not hearing this
The doubt knows man, but that's what we want. We want them down here
They're gonna target me on the DMR's for sure. I do Chris
If we can if we can nerf wait, well, how can we nurse with the most what characters?
I'll tell you what to ban. I'll tell y'all what to bet bet bet
I
Said no more working the fucking way yo don't come in my Chad. Tell me to bounce that ass don't fucking set
Don't set sexually subjectify me. Don't do that
Yo, yo, you know yo rondo guys, I'm giving you a completely random map. I don't even know what wait what
Like will be none of us have ever played
every map is supposed to be random so the map that you guys played was cafe it
was it was random everybody else played organ wait so everyone played organ
they're not playing organ right now they're not playing organ right now
they're wrong fellow right now yo Ron hi guys fuck you bro are we going from
the same movie now you can invite us back at that like you're not allowed
back out
hurry up bro, I'll get into the club later bro
hey we in the club tonight?
yeah bro, I'm in Tampa bro
wait, ladies you called me?
yeah, I was asking why you're egosyn
he's a commander
he's a fake commander, he's egosyn
Why are you eagles in?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I need another invite brother.
I know my games aren't even loaded yet.
Answer this, why did the eagle take the collar from you?
Yeah, that shit was...
Wait, who is our quarterback?
Our quarterback?
Uh, I mean it depends if Aaron Rodgers comes back, but if Aaron Rodgers doesn't come back, we have Drew Allar
In Will Howard
What I'll tell you mark my words clip this right now and send it to me in three years. Will Howard is the next Tom Brady
I
Shot
Yeah, well put our Maryland you from Ronda easy County. He's not from Maryland. He's from Philadelphia
Have you been to Richmond?
Wait Rondo, I have a question and I don't mean to in a weird way. Are you um, are you black?
Yes, okay
What the fuck, what the fuck, what did I come from?
No, I was just asking.
You're from Richmond?
Yeah, but I live in Florida now.
I didn't know anything about Richmond, I know,
is that, you know who Mickey James is?
The W.E.R.S.M.?
Fuck no.
Wait, you were a five-star defensive background, too?
Yes, I was, five-star, whole miscommit.
Yes, sir, mm-hmm, yep, yep, yep.
Teen, wait, so you were,
What happened? Why did you go to the league?
Yeah, I just started streaming. Hey, working out man wasn't for me man.
I couldn't do it.
That shit.
Streaming more fun, yes.
Well, it made more money streaming too.
Five-star defensive back?
You know, I was a three-star, uh, um, point guard.
A three-star what?
Point guard.
That's how you win.
Yes, I was.
I literally had called.
I had called.
I had offers to play college ball.
ball I had offers to play college ball I swear I had offers to play college ball
you know what game university is from get I had an offer to play again in
university oh god yes oh god yes oh god I had offer to play get a university
fucking offer yes I it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't like a offer like a scholar
should be ladies offer to play like they said I could be on team
Hi guys, how's it going, I'll be looking, hi guys.
Lacey actually does got a sparker, what the fuck does that mean?
A jumper?
Lacey, we are shit, oh my gosh.
I know you're a bad nigga, that's a freak out.
I hate it, way too hard. Yo, who's excited for the Drake album?
I am.
Oh my god, don't even get me started dude, don't even get me started on Lacey man,
oh, she's gonna fucking-
I'm gonna get drunk that night.
Oh, I might even get drunk, I might pop Molly but listen to the Drake album.
Are you still on Reddit, Lacey?
I stopped for like a week and a half,
but I'm about to start up again soon.
I just couldn't-
I can't recognize you.
You can.
Wait, you're not supposed to drink on me?
Yeah, you can.
I mean, I heard the hangovers of like 10,000 words.
I never been hungover.
What, zero out for me?
Wait, Drake's not gonna be a rapper?
Drake's not gonna be a rapper in my party, yeah.
Yeah, but he's a little Drake.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest.
You just reminded me,
bro, when Drake drops Iceman,
I'm gonna take Molly
so I can enjoy it to the max effect.
What in GTA, bro, what the fuck?
No, in real life,
I'm popping a Molly so I can,
I don't want a field drink of my headphones.
I want a field drink inside of me.
What?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Hold on.
What?
I'm not going to say what's going to keep you down.
Most of them disagree, but.
Hold on.
I mean, finally, you probably know what that shit's like.
What's that shit like, brother?
I actually took Molly in Mexico,
but it turns out it was a place for fentanyl,
but I was fentham-folded for a little bit.
Not even really.
Not even trolling.
I bought Molly off some dude at the beach bro in GTA,
and I waited like an hour for her to kick in,
and it never kicked in and all of a sudden I'm just fed full of it and I had to go to the bathroom and make myself drunk.
So what's your favorite drug?
Oh, that's a good question.
I don't really like to do drugs or promote drugs, bro. I'm actually six days sober.
Six days?
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Six days?
I think it blacked out drunk.
Not blacked out, but like ripped up like a Xanax drink and then get like to the point where you can't really walk and then kind of like resurrect yourself with cocaine.
OK.
And she's definitely like, that's looky.
That's looky fun.
But I want to be honest.
I've been such a-
Yo, stop spamming.
Why does your nose?
Why does your loose fat look like my ballsack?
What are you spamming?
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Yo, where is this lobby starting?
I'm starting to get cold.
Yeah, I thought about it.
I was locked in, man.
Switch to Marlon Canyon.
Wait ten, anybody ever send that drone for me?
That's the drone?
You see it on the bottom left?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, press there, train it.
Oh my God, that's insane.
Yeah, you ready all, bro?
Before you play, you all, bro.
Are you ready?
I'm fucking ready.
Where are we all at?
Why are we not starting?
I am about to put you over my knee,
you get a pass.
I'm spanking you.
All my life, I'm shitting you.
I am spanking you.
All my life, I'm shitting you.
Let's put a sabre right now.
Let's put a sabre right now.
Let's put a sabre right now.
I'm going to stop it right now.
Let's do it.
How much?
How much?
No, no, no, no.
What did I get there?
This is the one you can do.
Who wins this match?
Yes.
I'll pass anyone.
I'll get this.
Take it right now.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
My papa's in here in there in chat.
Wait, I got a favorite football team here.
I got Lacey still.
Patrol lines.
Hunter gifted!
Good patrol lines.
Yes.
So funny
Let's do it just by me I get about all of them
Mingo I invited you
Oh wait, I'm the first one in the game hold the aura
Stream faster, I got work.
The fuck is that even me?
Can you game faster?
What is the young hoe bounce?
and you do the young hoe bounce since your tits are so big.
Like at this point, this is just bullying.
Is there anything you could tell us about the new house?
Okay, you guys can come collectively ask one question and I will answer one question about
the new house.
What's the address?
I'm not telling you the address.
That's not about the house, that's just leaking the location.
How many rooms do you have your own stream room?
Is it bigger?
Are the rooms closer together?
All right, yes, in the new house, I will have my own stream room again.
And how many rooms is it?
I think nine, 10 maybe?
Nine or 10 rooms?
Maybe 11.
Wait, no, maybe more.
I don't know how many rooms and I could lie.
What am I gonna find?
Let's go team. What map is it? What is what is this bomb?
It's border good. Oh my god. It smells so bad.
Be honest. Fuck no. But this is not good for us.
It's good for traps. Which are they're being trapped so we don't have to worry about
or target bans for you yes yes which one yes I agreed all right who do we
bet who do we bet who do we bet we jump in the target bans for your band traps
oh wait champ B what would he play on defense you just like vigil and run
around that's that's it let's do it I think we ban traps all right I'm not
the cap kids yeah be a kid so annoying on this map okay baby there I feel like
whatever champs wait big he's gonna be good Chad you gotta hold it down in a
During this game I need to see them W's I need to see them whatever it is bro
Cuz we got a lot to fucking here wait he's good on this map or no
On my soul every time you lion skin Martin's running around don't care
No
Okay, that's a great guy hands of his foot is
It's like a mug off me verse mom. Oh, you change tournament to like $50,000 streamer R6 tournament or some shit. Thank you
Yo, oh, and I did not slap your artistic brother
You guys just make shit up.
Intense fucking...
No matter what happens, I'm like...
Bro, what are we saying? I'm 7-0 in these fuckers.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say a word on this.
Let me do it myself, bro. Let me walk you down.
If you get an ace, bro, I'll give you 100 rupees.
That ace is insane.
Hey, pal, how many keys did you have last round?
I don't know, bro. I was a good top of the line, bro.
I'll see you when I watch your back.
Where are they I can't I can't find
Any door or window they'll probably try to stop me
Yo, there's a trap. There's a trap. There's a trap. There's like a C4 on the wall right there
I'm on my on my back
second floor up the
Seconds before I think sports are running
Okay, I'm gonna be here every time
We're still here.
I'll stay back here.
Yeah, I think you might have moved.
Yeah, try to throw it if you can't walk.
Yeah, I'm safe.
I can spot him.
He's the DMR guy.
He's not at the window anymore.
Okay, he's not in this section.
Hack everything again.
Yeah, how do I use my scan again?
Close.
Let me know if you have anything over here somewhere.
Okay, what do you guys think?
Everyone is clear, clear clear!
She's got to push this wall over here, use your ace ability on this wall over here.
And I built that wall.
one definitely in this room to my left yeah like you got a drone
I
With you with you
I mean, it's like I'm a cellar now
He's holding it, he's holding it!
I need a cap to deploy.
He's uh, Miko, he's like holding it behind the gas.
Oh, I got one tapped!
From where? Is he outside?
They're trying to push with the building. They're literally just gonna be all in sight.
I killed two guys.
No, the best players.
The best players, full straight here.
Full straight.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I think we banned.
I think we banned me.
I remember it was annoying.
Those were good walls.
Yeah, y'all see what room we just pushed we just had to put it in
Who do we get? Who do we get?
Ben made me notice
Alright, that's an error man
That shit's annoying
Yeah
Oh my god, I just got fried by Raph
Who the fuck is Raph?
I didn't even die at school
I just got fucking timing
He just shit it on me
No T.C.I.C. no party
What?
It's not the same, it is, it is, it is, it is
You're a wrap one time me too
Where is going he shit it on me?
It's gonna be easy defense is gonna be easier than a tag just because they're all gonna sit in sight and we are we spawning Valley or West?
But yes, I'm the same song just use the same
Guys switch switch to other spawn wait where how do I do that?
chill chill chill
i don't think i'm gonna die
yeah i could die right?
why could i die?
why could i die if we had sport stuff or whatever
bro i'm not gonna actually kill sport bro i like fucking shit down there
nah sport? where the fuck are you? will you?
i think it's okay dude
ah i think i'm bad fucking with these
where the fuck are you?
you're gonna go to the downstairs sites
I don't know.
Can we go from the second floor down or the round floor?
Um, it's not just hard to attack, honestly.
Maybe we just do front door?
They're all in here, they're all in here.
Maybe we just push the front door up here.
Alright.
Two are mid, three are on A site.
Listen, everyone's on A site besides me.
Yeah, I'm gonna put on you can't journal me. He's gonna be like a little vigil skater
He's gonna have a boss you which is a one-tap. What is it?
Wait has a one-tap gun
It's a broken gun, but sometimes it doesn't
We're in the wrong spot. We're nowhere near you
Let me just check see if that's one
all gonna be right here for the dry we can I ace that wall or no I'm gonna get
Yeah, I'm gonna get it with my trowel.
Hold on to the respawn parsers.
Try to draw to see where his point's at.
I'm throwing it out.
What's above?
He's throwing it?
No.
What's above? He's above by himself right now.
I think we just...
Didn't even go up then?
Maybe just walk in.
I
Know rap is crazy
No way he just shit it on me. Yeah, you just kind of fucking
This guy's in
Not a lot y'all just gotta walk in that door right there
I
Can you peek from above
Why you gotta call them out
I'm not even dying. The sad thing is I'm not even dying this morning. Yeah, but now we're defending
We're defending now. No one more round one more attack or more inside
We get to do the same shit they're doing when we're sitting inside we play each other
If we make this to one here, we got a hell of a game
It's gonna be 10 times harder to attack than it is to...
Yeah, yeah.
Defense is just easier when people don't know what to do.
Cooked by Marlin. Brother, Marlin has 0 points, 0 kills.
Has Marlin even moved?
I was at a dumpling.
Splink is up top, I just got to kill the guy in sight, and then we win that round.
But, I guess Raph owns me.
Huh.
We told you that!
It's fought, Raph.
Marlin mogs.
I
Like it again, yeah
Yeah, we're actually just going crazy
That's we got it we got it with this round we win this round again. How do I hide?
Ubisoft notifications, you can't I'm getting spam on to don't worry. Yeah, I'm gonna
I just put my camera over the top of it
All right, they're gonna go the other downstairs, I think you all
Just will whatever you think we're gonna get flanked
I don't know I'm marching there
I
I think I just saw spoil I don't know where though
I tried to mark it. I just didn't know where
That was that's why I don't know that was what upstairs guys
I'm sorry, so is anyone upstairs, you know what?
Is anybody's room?
Oh, man.
Oh, no, no.
You got another man?
No, I didn't see anybody in that direct room, but...
There's another one, that's it.
Nice.
That's a big kick to me, that's a good guy.
Let me know where you want me to ace it.
Can y'all ace the walls open?
Any side walls, ace them.
Which one, which one, which one?
I don't know, that works.
Alright, where's the guy wandering your possession?
You know what I'm done?
They're all inside, all three are inside.
Back up, back up.
Wait, Mingo's here?
How do you do that?
I down one, but he's revived, might not.
Is it, is it, is it planted?
No way.
Yeah, is this map like super defending heavy or am I just dog shit?
Wait dead
All three.
I need to come in there.
Friendly last operator standing.
Oh, friendly.
I can't even see.
Come on, man.
We're going to do the same shit they're doing.
There's nobody to see that.
There's nobody to see that.
Stand, Demos, 100%.
Me and who?
There's no way I can see that shit, man.
No, yeah, you can't. That's nothing you can do about that.
I
Marlin owns you
It's gonna be every map to be different
Yeah, we could bring earlier
It's attacking this is just weird. I have an idea for an exit back to
We are seven to give the bomb
I'll do it
I'll hop in
Oh yeah, the one base is good, that's good
Do these two, do these two over here, okay, fine, Christian?
Ah
10 seconds left
I'm gonna kill him
5 seconds, Christian
I got my one-times right
Okay, Christian
get ready to fire
we all play at the center of the release
I'm trying to push over that
keep an eye on both
let's flip cans to that
can you just all fire and just go out of the box
it's a whole door race, we're gonna walk over it
This way is good.
Wait, I think I'm gonna run over here.
I'm trying to run out of here.
I'm not out of here.
They open that door
They're literally just gonna walk me here
There's one in this big in this big space right here pilot. Yeah, they're whole teams just gonna play to walk in me
I
Can't
Is it one of those games where you have a console or something?
It's just the thing, if we gotta win more attacks, that's gonna be harder.
The defense is so easy, bro.
They just sit and hold each other's hands and win around. It's that simple.
Well, far from what we do, we do that when we're on attack, right?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Whoever wins more attacks is gonna win this game.
Does it go 3-3-3-3?
Yeah, Caron's here, looks kind of crazy right there, chat.
Where'd he go?
Go to the site, they win, and just play trap ops, bro.
Yeah.
Who did I hit with my cap, Con?
Yeah, at least the cap can is really good in the snow.
Yeah, I just want to wear to play some.
Just any doorway, bro.
You got a cap can until I get around.
Yeah, I know.
Well, every time I play a cap can, my chat says, like, sped.
And they say I'm placing it in the wrong places.
It's like, do it like a race lane.
You don't need to go.
I would just do it because they have to incite no matter
what.
So just anywhere in the site is good.
They have to play the bomb.
You can't play some better.
Yeah, I mean, I think they're just better in sight
because they had to push us in sight.
Only person who knows how to shoot capcans is Flee.
That's it.
Okay, we're marking with the right reinforce.
I have a bug, Jesus Christ.
Wait, you're bugged?
What do you mean you're bugged?
My fucking control ring.
Wait, it doesn't work?
We said we have a timeout.
We have timeout.
No, if I just reinforce all the sidewalls,
they're good.
Just reinforce all the sidewalls, guys.
I'm gonna go up stairs and try to make more of the other hand is the whole ceiling like
I'll tell you if you like, if you can now by the way, if you can, he's crushed, but yeah if you hold out he'll probably get a gun so.
Wait, they killed their own teamie.
Yeah, they did. Nice one.
So it's...
Once, once, once holding this angle right there.
One's found me, one's found me, one's found me, one's found me.
What's your name?
I'm Sam.
I heard them down there.
There's some walls.
Yeah, I got killed by a spy.
I don't know where I've been no far from.
Where is he? Where is he?
I have no idea.
This plate's on.
Oh my... my fucking...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I just win it. He's one HP.
What's playing the bird?
I got a 20 speed pilot.
I win.
One on four remaining.
Ask me if there's any work.
I don't know the fuck you got it.
All right, he's away.
Pile, he's to your left.
Pile, he's to your left.
Try to peek you back there.
Pile, try to peek you.
I got you, ground floor.
Hey, you slay him when he shoots pilot.
Pile, stay in the corner.
He's on that wall.
He's on that wall.
Yeah.
So he's down downstairs, yeah?
Yeah.
Get out of the fucking thing.
I'm friendly.
What is he doing?
Take a shot of him.
Take a shot of him.
I
See he went ran, but I don't think he did anything
I mean, it's a little hand man. It's banded
No, no, it's fine. I by this just a glitch
It's fine. It's fine. It's just a glitch. It's just a glitch.
Well, it's time to go.
It just randomly happens when my L2 clicks by itself and blows up my C4.
You sold it.
Niggat, I can see him.
You're good. You're good. You're good.
You're good. You're good.
Alright, where are we going?
We gotta win this one.
Same site. We should have won that.
There we go, bro.
Yeah, we should have won that one. It's all good. We gotta win this one.
And we just got a fucking sprint sound like they did that's for a
I could shoulder didn't bug I think I killed him I got I killed all them in the bag
Man no idea I was flanking them I could choice that
How do you key like turn it from flashes when he's you know, you really can just eat them
So you get flashers nothing you do unless you're like warden which like you could
Yeah, we win this one is for two and then we gotta win one on attack right I mean fuck you we just got it
We got to give it our all here
We got to give it our all here protect the bomb
I'm done for ass, bro.
Dude, we're not good, kid.
But it's a shame.
Whoa, reinforce!
Reinforce!
Whoa!
That's 10 seconds.
You don't think?
5 seconds to assertion.
Off floor is located above.
Guess they can do that one in the day, but I break these red walls
So they can't come through these red walls they came to us on
Someone shoot
I
Swear I got one
Yeah, I hear him.
Swapping backs!
No one, I think he might be inside. I don't know. I don't know. He might break it. He might break it over there. I swear I saw one running.
Yeah, push, push, push. Ah, shield.
Two down, two down.
Two down.
He has a shield. He's coming to do the shield.
Yeah, I don't know.
Nice!
I
He's got
Come on, we just gotta get around on attack bro if we went to a tag rounds you win this game
You see how they're playing? All sitting in sight, playing each other's backs. They're going to play like that every round.
They're going to go upstairs again. Remember that first site we attacked? At least you got that wall open?
Yeah.
They just did that same push.
Chad, if we won that one round, this would get us B-3-3 right now, bro.
We kind of just play refrags, literally.
It's what's going to be their first lot of defense all-time, so we just have to kill some of them.
Whatever room you need to run, bro, I'll spend it on it.
Everyone that brown fuck man. We just got it. We got a chat is attacking that hard
JDX is obese
Yeah, we need to change the game, guys.
One down.
They're playing up top right now.
You have top?
We're going to be a more accurate or they're just all off the inside.
They need to get that same wall over there, baby.
He's out of style, are you?
Yep.
The wheels point to the same place.
Yeah, same place, same place.
Yeah, we need to change the game, guys.
One down.
Yeah.
7 seconds to insert.
I'm trying to find that already.
That was near.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
Let me know what you want me to throw down on.
On this wall over by me
See the strip of all the strip all the way I found it
They like to go to that window you went to last time and do the same thing
So that already a window
Swapping makes
I
You're I don't know but it's what fun is it on the mouth six
right there
there's two right here
two right there
I'm gonna try to make a play
see y'all guys keep fighting
I'm gonna point here
don't move there
there's two in here
I can't mark it
I'm gonna point here
I'm gonna point here
I'm gonna point here
either way they're waiting for the
for the little fling
a little fling
One on the stairs, one on the stairs, one on the stairs
I know, all the way through down?
One's on the stairs right there, one's on the stairs right there
Nice pilot
Y'all got 20 seconds so you'll have to kinda make a play now
Just literally hold W
Let me see I'm gonna go something to help you get that wall. Okay
Let's do this poison the same thing you had a band on the wall
Have I died this week
Never that fucking wrap
You weren't lying and you said Aiden's good. He just
I'm hungry. I don't need no day to see the shot. He just hit on you
When we win this stop it law, so we have a free file
What is that track that they just put down there on that wall?
It's like, it's like a, I think, yeah, I think it's supposed to get a C4 below.
Oh, fuck it, it's a split.
Alright, like, split's on Valkyrie?
Are they playing below or are they playing, I don't know.
Split's on Valkyrie though, so he's probably gonna C4 below.
I might just go game over, Chad.
Like, I'm ass on this end, and I can know we're split that all the time.
I do it, do it. I've been counting with that.
It's five seconds.
Wait, how did I drone last round?
Chad, if we win this round right here, oh my God, we're gonna have to get spotted.
Chad, what's wrong?
Chad, what's wrong?
They're gonna have vision everywhere.
They're taking the whole town.
Someone's here, someone's here.
They're on my ping here.
They're right here.
I'll see if you can find it.
Nice.
Are we on the business?
He ran back to site.
He ran back to site.
I don't know which one we do.
Come on up.
We're gonna get this ball again, Lacey.
Okay.
Got it.
Got it.
Keep forwarding.
Watch out.
Keep forwarding.
Watch out.
Keep forwarding.
Watch out.
Keep forwarding.
Watch out.
Keep forwarding.
Keep forwarding.
Oh my god.
That should have just killed me.
You're on the one.
What are y'all doing to the good guy?
I'm doing it.
You want me to drone?
I'm going in!
I just...
I'm going to be a bad fucking mid-rap.
I'm just gonna fucking drone off.
Nah, I won't be ripped.
Are you okay, drone?
How do I exit the drone?
I spy.
come on
there he is, there he is
nice, you following me?
coming
that's all
that's all
I'll be quick
coming, coming in front of them
do you want me to ace that?
you want me to ace them all back up?
ace them all back up
Oh
Changing max once in there straight ahead
I get aces again, if you want to be good, do you know where spoilers right now?
He's right through that wall make a right to your right
Y'all call me a sped he told me to hold the play button. What do you mean? What am I doing?
He told me hold the play button. I'm listening to my ITL
Come on bro. What?
Inside the left. Yep, right on the helpful right on the helpful
Why'd you ace the wall? I calmed that I aced the wall! I calmed that I aced it! And then 10 seconds later, he says, play it! So I did it! What do you mean?
Bro, this is like a LeBron last time, bro.
Bro, we should be up, too. We should be fucking up.
Alright, let's try to start off.
We got defense out of there, right?
Or one more attack.
One more attack. We win this. We win the game.
One more attack.
Let's go.
Turn around on the shot.
Goddamn, Will, you're a fucking questioner, kid.
Come on.
I'm sure I'm a best.
Let's do this.
Come on, man!
Let's go.
Wait, fuck it.
Dude, I knew he was full.
I didn't know he was full.
Now you just want to fucking tap my shit, bro.
I'm terrible at themals.
Holy shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Died to Marlin?
Doesn't matter.
Who won the round?
Who won the round?
Who won the round?
Doesn't matter.
Died to Marlin.
Yeah, I know.
Or mingle you said just hold playing that's what I did
Open that wall up. I know but I called it. I was open in the wall up
No, I said I was doing
What's already again
Yeah, this is actually massive track him, let's sort of do it.
So you didn't listen to your IGL, I calmed, I'm acing the wall, and then he says, alright, just hold play it, I hold play it and I die and somehow that's, oh Lacey, you're solid, you're solid.
How did I sell it, we won the round? What are you talking about?
Get him out!
Hold his fashion.
What the fuck are you doing?
That is someone trying to spawn peeking.
Nothing.
It's me, this bitch ass.
Yeah, I think they're spawning in this door. Be careful.
Hold on, I gotta see it.
Alright, but they want tracks, what? I'm pretty sure he's spawning here.
I'm gonna say I don't need that.
I see someone on my ping
Wait demons what's inside what's inside?
Who's that
We're jacks what it is?
They walled they like hardwalled one of these doors
Yes, I was hiding this room
You got a child
I'm following through with them.
Friendly land operator standing.
We got two in attack. That's all there matters.
We got two in attack.
Bro, I'm not out of this, but...
I mean, probably you and this, thousand meters, bro.
Bro, let's see.
And I'll suck your dick.
We have been eliminated, we're good, we're good, we're good, all right, now it's good guys.
Yes, this is good, two we have to attack, now we just win three of them.
We played, we had to win out, we just win out now, and we win.
We do what we've been doing all game.
We have three defense, right, we have three defense, or how does it work?
Yeah, we have three defenses.
All right, so we just win out defenses, we win the game, right?
Yes, we win out of those.
Anybody have, Jake, do you have mirror lock, Dickie?
Mirror? Oh, yeah, I think so, yeah.
Pilot, go Bandit. Go Bandit.
Is it what someone's reinforcing the hatchet boat?
I don't think so.
Is it go Bandit, you said?
Yeah, go ahead. Go Bandit.
I'm gonna show you where to put your mirrors.
I'll show you where to put your Bandit suit.
But just reinforce those things.
Wait a second. Do I use FB7 or shock it?
FB7, FB7, FB7, FB7, FB7.
Chad, I gotta get copper, I gotta get coppercom kills here.
If I can get some coppercom kills, we win this.
Word of bro, word of my mother on every person in chat's life.
Yeah, that's how she grows it.
We have defense scores 45 we should win the stage it should be six or but hey
I'll pull up that single wall behind you that single I just think behind you put a mirror put a mirror
Oh, this wall standing up
I'm here anyway
I just want right and then hold the mirror hold on the mirror. He's got a place
Yeah
Mayside wall over here, Ziggy.
The Mayside wall.
All right, Willie, I need you to watch the site walk
in there, OK?
I'm sorry, dude.
Did I do my voice?
Yeah, you did.
You did.
You did.
Yeah.
Get out the site door.
I mean, just play anywhere inside, bro.
Do whatever you want.
We're good here, folks.
What is that?
Can I shoot you?
I don't know.
I'm not.
I mean, you can just look through it.
They're going to ease over all my ping again.
They're doing the same thing when they're coming
over here on my ping.
I don't know.
That's it.
They can't come through as long as that.
Um, nope.
You put a bandit on.
Let's take the bandit.
I see three of them.
There's four on those.
Wait, up top.
He's going to see four or something.
He just broke up top right here.
I don't know where four, but he did.
I thought I wanted you to get up on this.
That splinter might try to hit a gap inside somewhere,
because I don't know where the splinter is at.
Watch this with like door window
Make sure
I think someone's trying to get on this door
They're doing some such it over here
Yeah, we're shooting to this road, we're shooting to this road, I'm moving the angle.
There's two of them, there's two of them, there's two of them.
Okay, I'm holding this angle right here, take a run and I'll kill them.
I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe.
They're just baiting, they're just baiting.
Man, go.
Am I able to run across here without any help?
Yeah, you don't think no one's pushed up?
You don't think there's nobody around?
Nice pilot.
I got so weak, I got so weak, I got so weak.
Oh, to this other one, to this other one, go.
I'm up here, I'm up here.
I gotta move, I gotta run, I gotta run.
I
if you are located
I need one of your attack to the future
I'm right here to attack if you can
oh I'm so fucked
attack to the future
just hold it, just hold it, you're gonna have to
hold it, hold it
I'm kind of like Carl
last operator standing
hey I should've killed
I
Actually they planted it a good spot
Same thing let me go mirror because I know how to stop the plan
Wait, what do you want me on bandit again? Yeah, that was put the same bandit and I know how to stop the plan. I
I just don't have a c4
Wait so chat now we have to win two on defense and one on attack all in a row
Marlin just killed Marlin just told me one spool mingo and will
What is this fucking multi-burst I'm in
Same site. I'm gonna put the same mirrors down. I'm gonna show you how to stop that play
You have a c4 do you have barbed wire pilot?
Barbed wire
Fucking bro, we're good honestly everyone was a cell though. That was a cell
How did they play it?
Hey, but remember where I told you to play lacy? Yeah, they play that same spot only way to kill them
Only way to kill that guy's a C4 over
Secure the area
We're gonna pull on bullseye again
right you can get those two walls at the right
I
Yeah they're like breaking the floor from underneath.
I don't know if anyone can come under those.
I don't think this dude.
Load in full magazine!
Maybe I don't know.
I think it's going to look like hell right now.
Swapping mugs!
Yeah.
If you don't be careful you get a wall bang behind you through this full wreck there.
You should have walked in that side.
You should have walked in this side over here at least.
One's going to walk up metal probably.
I don't know what you're saying.
That wall you're aiming at right here, where Jakey's at.
Is there fields there?
Well, what is that? Fields?
The wall right next to, is it just, is it hard?
No, no, no, it's hard.
Wait, I think there's one behind.
Yeah, punching, punching, punching.
Big?
Oh my gosh.
That's a big one.
That's a big one.
That's a big one.
That's a big one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What are we for your life?
What are we for your life?
Planning.
I made it, I made it, I made it, I made it.
W trade, W trade, W trade, W trade.
W trade, W trade, W trade.
W trade, W trade.
W trade.
One more, one more.
One more of the door team.
We're gonna attack, we're gonna attack.
We can do we can do we can do OT OT I don't know I think we do get D because they got a tack
They got we got a tackler. Yeah, wait, is it win by two?
Yes, no, no, no, it's it's first aid I think same thing bandit symbols same same shit
I don't know you don't got to
I did I did
What is that? Where is it at?
Where we play this downstairs tonight?
Were we just kind of like since I
Yeah, I want more. Tell me what's the place
Wait they're saying it's first to seven
Is it first to seven?
Yeah, but in my case you play it though
I don't know
I honestly don't know
I feel like that's something we should know
Wait, wait, wait, wait
We don't need to know. Lace us and win the fucking round
The bombs
I
Saw you I'm with you, bro. I'm with you too. All right, let's play sports. I
Don't know where they're gonna push
I think they're gonna play vertigo like they did other rounds. Yeah
someone threw a soda can they have a black beard and bathroom
wait will I hear anyone here I will out that door I think there's one
room
fine it's fine it's fine some of it's a moment some of it's a moment some of he
dropped in the theater it's it's boy up there
Oh my god I'm just gonna go back to the spot.
Is he fucking above?
He's on me, no he's on me.
Someone's on the window.
I don't fucking care.
I'm going to go around the side of my window.
He's right outside the window.
He's literally on me on this thing.
Careful, he's right behind me.
In this window on my pink.
It's a spot, boys.
I don't know what we're doing.
Do you see that thing up like that?
There's another one.
There's another one.
Fuck, boys, y'all got this.
Flash me, don't be on me!
Can you get your hook up window?
I'm gonna find it
I can't work
Outside, outside
There is outside
You're gonna... Journey you will?
I have your door walking up, but it's late, okay?
Going door, bro
Actually, I can't tell
Yeah, there's my door
I think it's on your window
Stay tough
You're good
What's a bus
What's on your birds what's on your bird
Thank you
That's right here right in the middle of the room
I
Fucking split man. I was a good house close house close
Hey, that's all mean for having my controller
So ass
He told you where he was in you panic brother. I don't know what the fuck right hatch means
the fuck
I'm holding this angle bro, and he swings you right when I go to help out. Well, bro, that is so sick
You suck bro you're so ass you're so ass how did I let you get more kills than me
I lost a spuit I lost oh invalid payment
Oh
Losing some more than in video games yo, I will one be one you for any amount of money
No, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
Any amount of money on planet Earth,
we call 1v1, literally any amount.
Look, I got bad news, bro.
No, it actually better go fucking,
it's declining.
It actually better go fucking,
God.
Holy shit, bro.
Jesus.
Move farther away.
No.
I mean honestly you did kill Mingo.
Yeah I mean that's the fuck I'm saying I didn't know it was him.
Bro I won't let me do it.
Bro.
You see me trying to do it.
Mingo had to diffuse.
Hey tell Mingo he just lost to the worst fucking game in the planet Earth bro.
How about that?
How about fucking that bro?
Wait, who is through? Who else is through?
Uh, split loss, so your team, you basically won a buck a lot.
Oh, you mean stomping loss?
Oh, yeah, stomping loss, so you literally basically won.
Is this the final?
Yeah, I think so.
Who is it against?
I don't know.
Because you won against one, right?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Why is it actually not working?
None of my cards are working.
Oh, it's Jason's team.
So Jason's team, so Jason, Yungi, Rick, Richie.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think anybody beats Boyd.
Boyd's fucking crazy, bro.
I'm honest.
Wait, why won't it work?
I'm not gonna work here.
No, no, no, I'll get you when it works, don't worry.
I'll definitely get you when it works, trust me.
I'll definitely get you when it works.
I'm standing here.
You see me trying to do it.
You see me trying to do it.
I'm standing here.
Fucking golll, let's golll!
Golll!
Bro, how did I just go one in ten?
I suck.
Wait, is, is grand's done?
Nice bro, didn't win the tournament and grand's is over.
I'm a fucking crumb.
The
said, check phone. My phone's at one percent. Yeah, go up where you can.
So, Clicks got... Clicks is in seventh, bro?
I really thought, damn well we could have won that.
Two wins, Annie's in seventh.
We'll call Xen.
It's called, fuck man.
It's because you didn't have scope on your AK.
Nah, bro, I just, I'm just asked, dude.
I'm just asked, bro.
That's not my game.
I'm asked.
Any, any other game, I'm literally about that.
Literally probably top five any game you put me on.
Granz is not getting restarted.
Who said Granz is getting restarted?
I'm not going to airwad, I'm not hungry, stop telling me to fucking go to airwad.
You in Ron verse faxity and friend in white
Fort do we I don't think we win that guys
I quit weed, you guys know this, I literally quit weed.
I quit weed. I do not smoke weed anymore. What was the last time I smoke weed? Actual question.
Do y'all remember the last time I smoked weed?
Yesterday. No, it was not. Last time I smoked weed was whenever the last time I smoked
on stream was. And I'm going to be honest, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure that was...
I'm going to be honest. It might have been a minute ago.
At Coachella? Okay, yeah. The last time I smoked weed was at Coachella. You're right.
I did smoke weed with Silky at Coachella.
So, two weeks ago, okay, but before that, before Coachella, when was the last time I
smoked weed. It was on a boat in Miami. I'm pretty sure. So that means I've smoked weed
twice in two months. Not gonna lie. That's good. That's good. Why do you smoke weed off
stream? Brother, you realize 99.9% of people who smoke weed don't do it on a stream, right?
What the fuck kind of question is that?
What kind of question is that?
Fuck that 99.999% of people who smoke,
we do it off stream, because they don't stream.
Vape?
I've never vape, I don't vape.
I'll never vape.
Vapeing's bad.
Guys, I don't know how to tell y'all, I'm not going in smoking weed by myself.
I quit weed.
You guys know Leo's job is selling vapes to kids?
Did you guys know that?
Eliofex, wait I need a phone charge here. Oh this right here
I don't really feel like playing any games, yeah, I don't know why.
I don't feel like playing games right now, I just game for like three hours straight.
What do we see?
What's today?
What's today's day?
What's today's day?
Silkie's live?
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
I already did PO.
I already did REACTS.
I already gamed.
It's Friday?
I want to see how far it is.
How far?
Six.
Yeah.
That's not even that bad.
Q. Wait, but am I even filming you?
I'm not even filming it anymore.
You're selling the clubs.
No?
They don't even answer about you.
They need clubs to learn this.
Go get fitted?
Okay, does Dix have actual clubs though?
Like, do they have clubs that I can buy in store?
The one that I'm going to do is yeah.
I say we just go then because it's only 20 minutes right now.
No, they definitely do.
Not good ones.
How do you know?
How do you know they don't have good ones?
I can go on their website.
Golf.
Can I change it to in-store or is that not a thing, pick up?
Are these good, or are these ass?
King Cobra Taylor made QI4D driver?
Is this good?
Wait, yeah, if I'm buying clubs,
am I allowed to test, hit them or no?
I do my first smell really bad today.
I don't think they have Mizzunos in store.
Okay, they have drivers.
Let's see if they have what irons they have.
Irons in store.
TaylorMade, Sim2Max, Callaway, Peridum, AI,
TaylorMade, oh, they have Mizzunos.
Wait, Drew! Can you come here?
Wait, they don't have like a little driving range?
Or like a little like, can you talk to a shumai?
Go poop, I have a stomach ache.
Chad, I know y'all don't want this,
I don't want this, but Drew's gonna talk to y'all
and take over the stream while I go take a shit, okay?
I really have to shit and I have a stomach ache.
Sloth, my neighbor!
Please.
This is really bad.
Jack, this house is fucking freezing.
It's so cold in here.
Stop saying L.
Fuck you guys, bro.
Be nice.
Chad, are you guys excited for there to be a new house?
Or nah?
Yes?
Dude, I don't know, I'm sick of this house.
Come off on my, I don't even live here.
I'm just sick of it.
It's cold.
We are not talking to you, Drew, oh, it's not even on me, okay, let me guess it's on
fucking Marlon.
It's definitely just not on me.
How do I open this string?
Why are you going to say random words, yo, stop saying random fucking words.
Oh, wait, what?
Why are you guys saying random words?
Useless, why are we saying useless?
I don't understand.
Jack, I had like my, the landlords that like,
from my house, like the OSCS house,
come and do a tour today.
But Loki, our house is as good as I thought.
I had a cleaner come, she locked me,
cleaned up the whole crib.
It wasn't as bad.
Stop saying GG, it wasn't bad, it wasn't bad.
The only thing we're not getting back
is our security deposit.
If I'm gonna be honest, I don't really talk about that.
So, Loki chilling.
I don't care, okay.
Well, I'm trying to have a conversation
with you fucking assholes.
Look, the picture is finished.
This is Martin's picture, actually isn't that bad.
How come Martin looks good in every picture?
I don't understand.
I wanna look good in every picture.
Dude, focus.
You bitch-ass camera.
Bro, it focuses for like one second.
I don't know who's these.
I
Came out shit they came out ass
Stop saying D1
W add ads are better than this
You know, there's no way that you're wanting to just sell it or get to its turbo. That's what I'll never understand
I didn't post them on snap I didn't
I did post some on snap already
Whoa fuck this dude doesn't shut up like close your door
W. Dr. Rage
Fuck, I forgot what I was saying, I was saying something, um, damn, wait, what was I talking
about? Why are you talking? I mean, why am I talking? What else do you want me to do?
Your house? Oh yeah, my house is an empty channel, we're just not getting any security
But yeah, I'm moving too in a couple days.
So I gotta pack and shit.
Leave us alone.
Wait, when does Ice Man, why are you guys saying Ice Man?
They're saying Ice Man.
Huh?
I don't know.
Ice Man jumped!
People saying Ice Man.
Like, three people just said it right on there.
No, it doesn't jump to the May 21st.
So my three people just said it.
Hey, it doesn't jump to the May 21st.
You're not fooling me, buddy.
I'm... I got fooled.
I don't know what you think this is.
You're not fooling me.
I'm not trying to fool you.
You really think you should be.
You think I fuck around and joke around about ice cream?
Well, I just watched some people say I did it in the chat.
Oh, it's May 15th?
I thought it was the 21st.
All right, ready?
Yeah, well, I was getting ready.
Yeah.
Wait, chat.
You guys want me to go all the way to the PGA story?
Don't know how far it is.
It's so far. Amogalite is not worth how far it is. It's 50 minutes.
And then, golf galaxy?
Okay, golf galaxy is 30 minutes away, but I'm not going to lie, it looks like a very
small golf galaxy. Why don't you chill with a debt anymore? I chill with the debt for like
three hours yesterday. What are you talking about? Yeah, y'all want to see the golf galaxy?
This is the golf galaxy. Does this not look tiny for a golf galaxy? Well, fuck it. This
This is not a galaxy, this is like a golf star, what is this shit?
Looks like a party city fax.
Golf Pluto.
It's big inside.
Is it?
Oh.
It's so cold inside.
You see, on Justin Bieber made a phone case,
and you put the ear out.
Your joint in it.
What?
what did you just say Justin Bieber did not make a
case that she looked at all the clubs they have in store
Are these good?
These are game improvement irons?
They only have five driver options, bro
They only have five driver options, I feel like Dix has a bigger like a bigger option
Wait, I did get a driver from the tournament, but I don't know where it's at.
Is this driver good?
Hold on.
Let me see it.
It says Cobra X.
Is this club good?
It's a custom.
Is it good?
I'm a pro golfer, what, I'm not a beginner?
I'm a pro.
All right, you ready here?
I think we just go to Dix. There's just no way to look at the bro look at the
options that Gulf Galaxy has compared to Dix
You guys want me to drive an hour
If we go to the PGA store hold on a minute if we go to the PGA store
The PGA Superstore by the way it closes at seven. Oh, yeah, we don't even make it in time
hour two minute drive and it close that seven, okay
Dix is Dix is hold on Dix is 22 23 minutes away and
golf galaxy is
36 minutes away we're going to Dix let's go
I
Think your keys are right here
Yeah, I'm gonna name move my car
Wait, do you want me to come with you? You want me to see if we could
Yeah, well, why would you need to change your shirt because it's like a little cropped so
When I'm practicing all the clubs, I wanted to go comfortable
I'm gonna swim with this.
I don't know if it's comfortable, you know what I mean?
But there should be a mad airflow going on.
Yeah.
Ooh, who got a cookie?
What's a cookie?
Silky.
Ah, you can't touch his food.
I'm not going to lie.
It's only two hours ago.
Hey, really?
He probably forgot about it.
Call Silky.
Probably fell asleep.
Calling Silky.
Oh, cheat meal?
Yo, whoa, what's good little aching LA here? What are you doing?
So I was just I went outside and I saw his cookie package at the door
Oh God, I have a peanut butter cookie loop?
Okay, I'll leave it right at your door, I'll leave it right at your door.
That's a good trade.
I get a whole cookie and I have to leave it at this door on my channel.
I'm gonna be honest, they should create an app like DoorDash where you deliver food free of pay, but you get to keep half the food.
What?
God damn, Silk. He's eating for a fucking family of five.
Ah, you know what I'm lying, it's just like a random part of it.
He's eating for a family of six. There's a pop-tart on one of the cookies.
I hear them playing Marble Rivals.
I know damn well he's sitting down there,
but you'll sort up a spliff, playin' Marble Rivals,
eatin' a fuckin' and sellin' me a cookie.
I sure don't plug the internet during Marlin's game.
I'll be honest, it wouldn't make a difference.
Yeah, if he's in the game, it literally doesn't make a difference at all.
Grown man getting dick.
You get up, right?
Yeah.
Why's my car wet?
It's a rain.
Wait, really?
Try to look around a little.
Nice stop saying mom for some mom for what kind of mom for as a lit side skirt
This is literally an M3, what are you guys talking about?
Should I upgrade? Should I just get rid of this and upgrade?
No it ain't mom car, you're saying?
It's not a mom car.
Are you sure you can get out?
No, I did not just saw my cookie.
That's heartbreaking, bro.
You just got to have to do some adjusting.
Will I have the door wide open?
It's fine. Security will close it.
Or is that bit over?
We need tomorrow round.
You know what's going to be sad, chat?
When we all are sitting here
and this house look around,
Has no cars in it. There's no vending machine. There's no golf cart. There's no moped
There's no trash at the front door
There's no
There's no people. There's no car. There's no
I have less attachment to this house and that shit is not gonna be said yeah, I have zero
Right, I'm not I'm not sad at all
Bro, bro long was really sad
I don't get it though. This is a nice house
house.
Wait, y'all really don't fuck with this house that much?
No, not at all.
This house sucks.
It's all bad memories.
Yeah, y'all, it happened there was a lot of bad shit that happened here.
That's what it is.
There was literally so many bad memories here.
Actually, I mean...
There really was it.
Why does your wear just seems like a bad bitch cuz I'm fucking cold it's cold out
Listen bro all I'ma say chat is this house was the end of a group and the new house is
is the start of one.
I can't even see the mms because my thing's not loading.
You leaked Silky?
Huh?
Silky leaked the new house?
He's not even live, Shat.
I don't even see Dick's on here.
He did.
How did Silky leak the new house?
He's not live.
All right.
A little bit of traffic, but nothing in the big lake.
A little bit of traffic, but nothing the big lake can't handle
So you want me to try to get out here
Watch this trust
Jason okay, I'm actually a good driver one of the one of the best they call me actually
Don't start turning, I would go straight back and then adjust.
Oh, after I even need my help.
Just go straight back and then make another adjustment.
I don't think I need to make an adjustment.
Yeah, definitely do. You're going back into the gate then.
It's called Lil' Lea Magic, I know you probably aren't used to driving through tight scenarios
and shit, but fun fact about me back in 16, I was actually trained to be a NASCAR F2
driver.
You weren't, you were if I sho- sho- shoffing...
Shoving your...
Wait, what is that? That looks weird.
That looks weird.
That doesn't get something.
What the fuck?
They're wrapped.
Yeah, he just wrapped it.
It's like chrome.
Yeah, sure, cool.
We didn't rain today?
No.
They had to, well, there's water on my car.
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
How did it not rain? It turns water on my car and puddles in the middle of the road.
What happened to traffic?
I just ran over the biggest stick.
Oh my God.
I didn't even touch it.
There ain't nothing I don't know about the road.
I think I ran over a family of four.
You can put the butter here if you want.
Oh, I forgot we haven't done an IRL segment in a while.
We were IRL for a month straight.
Oh, I hear.
I got home.
I'm just talking about at home like he lives in me.
L.A. At home.
Is that not a little kid driving?
A little kid driving.
No!
Chet, there's a little kid driving this car.
Is that even allowed?
What the fuck?
That kid's like four!
That kid is like four years old driving a car!
A lot snitching.
You broke it bro.
How did I break it?
It's just not in.
Oh, it's not that.
Are you sure, mate?
There, now it's in.
Come on, we should do this.
Look, this is too much.
What's it?
Are we back, Jack? You all see me?
Alright, since you guys are in the car, do you want the top up or the top down, Jack?
I need you to keep it up.
It's free and safe.
You're such a sissy.
I can't use my convertible, cause Drew always complains about it being cold.
I'm... fill my hand.
My hand is free and cold.
I need you to hide some iPhone. You're a meaning.
I'm a meaning.
What does that even mean?
A spell meaning.
What does it mean?
It's not a meaning.
A-M-E-N-I-C?
What does it mean?
It means when you have naturally cold body.
I'm not L-A-C-C.
What's the temperature in L.A. right now?
Does anybody know that info?
There's gotta be someone in the chat who could do a quick little Google search.
What's the temperature in Los Angeles?
It's about six, seven.
Hey Mercedes!
What is the temperature in Los Angeles, California?
It's 59.
You have not subscribed to this service.
To use it, you first have to activate the service in the Mercedes-Miav.
Fake car.
I'm not activating a service to use her.
Is she even that useful?
Broke you.
Is she even that useful to be paid for her?
She is not giving me pop pop.
What?
What was that?
It's the start of the song.
It's the start of the song.
It's the start of the song.
Oh.
All right.
What song should I play?
I think I have an infection on my ears.
I put my earrings back in and they hurt really bad.
Why are we sitting in silence?
Wait, should I have cleaned my hearings before I put them back in?
When did you put them in?
This morning.
Probably two months.
Oh, I mean, yeah, probably.
Where did you keep them?
Just anywhere?
I don't know. Maybe on my big dresser? In my bathroom maybe?
I mean, yeah, there's a pile of dirt going around in there.
Or did the hole just close maybe a little bit, so that's why it hurts.
Don't do it to me, don't do it to me
Don't do it to me, don't do it to me
I'm going to get big going to get dick
I'm going to my dick going to a big dick
Put that there's a title go into a big dick
I guess I don't know the lyrics to Justin Bieber
Apparently you have to be a certain age, a parent that is an age requirement to listening
to fucking Justin Bieber.
Like, who cares when a grown ass man listening
to Justin Bieber in my car screaming it by myself, bro?
I don't give a fuck,
because what do y'all know about this song?
Like yes, I'm a grown man listening to this in my car.
What happened?
What happened?
I don't know.
What happened?
What?
My phone just broke.
My car broke.
Connect.
Connect
You can now connect your device
So I have to reconnect wait do I connect your Bluetooth or through car play?
What is you got me what is that?
Yes, I let me do car play how are we gonna get there?
That's a great fucking question
You figured out
They go to the setting maybe?
Oh, we're cooked!
Jive, no way to get here!
No way to get there!
But why is my car playing over here?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Y'all, I know music, no music, every song I put on is somehow gay, nice.
Every song is gay.
Sorry, I don't want to hear.
See ya!
Ah!
See ya!
What?
What?
What?
See ya!
Oh, shit.
What?
It's raining.
Why is it raining in the road, or should I swear?
I swear, there's like a cloud bubble
that just follows me around right now in the world.
It's just above me 24-7.
In London it was gloomy, I come here now it's rainy.
I'm just a stupid fat pig, piece of shit.
Like that shit, the Peppa Pig show is literally
just a life of my story, story of my life.
You know what? I'm not driving in silence.
Love ya
The sea girl is where you belong
Just stay right here
I promise we're here for nothing above ya
Love ya
Love me love me
Say that you love me
Ooh ooh ooh
Oh how you do me
Kiss me kiss me
Say that you miss me
Tell me what
No, no question
How old were all of you guys in a shower when you had your first kiss?
I guess you were six years old?
Wait, how old were you when you got your first kiss?
Well, for me, what do you consider like a real first kiss?
Because there was this one girl, when I was like, I'm not kidding, I was maybe nine years old.
We snuck behind the couch in my living room and I kissed her, I pecked her,
and then I felt so guilty I went and told my mom on myself.
So serious. Her name was Faith. And I wasn't even in like, I don't even think I was in like,
I think I was in maybe first grade. And we snuck behind the couch.
It was like this little couch and you would climb over the couch and you could get this
little crack and we'd snuck back there and I remember I pepped your and kissed her on
the lips and then like a few hours went by and I just felt super guilty in my stomach
the whole day and then I went and I told my mom on myself and told her that I did
it.
It's not gay.
Nothing about that's gay.
It's not gay, nothing about that's gay.
But my real first kiss, alright, I actually have a crazy story for my real first kiss,
I don't know if I've told this on stream.
My real like actual first kiss, I'm gonna be honest.
I was dating this girl and her name was Hayley, okay?
And it was in eighth grade. It was eighth grade summer going into ninth grade
and we were dating for like two months and
We talked about neither of us had our first kiss yet, right?
and I was super nervous to kiss her because I wanted to be a good kisser and
The night before we planned to go to a movie at the movie theaters
It was a movie theater called Tinseltown and we talked over text, over Snapchat, messages.
We talked about how we were going to kiss for the first time.
So I knew I was going to kiss her.
And then the night before, I hung out with all my friends.
And it was me, two of my guy friends and three girlfriends.
and we were playing uh what are the odds and one of the things was what are the
odds I kiss another girl and the other girls name was Lauren so I didn't do it
at first but after the game was done I said no but then after the game was done
I was thinking about it and I was like wait I'm gonna be a bad kisser when I
kiss Haley for the first time so me and Lauren went into my garage and
she taught me how to kiss so I cheated on my first-ever girlfriend in eighth
grade but I only cheated because I wanted to know how to kiss and then I
went to the movies the next day and I kissed my girlfriend.
Oh, I brought to mention I also motorboated her in the garage, I'm so serious, put my
My face and her boobs went...
Cap, I put it on God.
I'm so serious.
And then, fun fact about this too.
Fun fact about this too is...
Did your girlfriend find out?
I told her on myself again.
It's so guilty that like this was on like a Saturday when I kissed her at lunch the next Monday
I went into school and I wouldn't talk through the whole day and then at lunch
I went and sat down next to her and I told her that I kissed Lauren and her and Laura were good friends too
So they had like a big fight
You're really sitting here bragging about kissing first graders. What are you like?
Now bragging, I'm telling you my first kiss story.
Yes, I kissed a ninth grader when I was in ninth grade.
Or no, I kissed an eighth grader.
No, I kissed a ninth grader when I was in eighth grade.
Y'all wanna hear another story when I was growing up?
about it, like another story about girls,
I think I've told this one on stream before though.
I've told this one on stream before.
So I was in fourth grade, or no, I was in sixth grade,
I was in sixth grade, and there was this one girl named Brianna
and she was in eighth grade.
And we added each other on Snapchat
and we were like, we would like FaceTime every night.
And she was like a lot older than me.
She was eighth grade, I was sixth grade.
And one night, she sent me booty pics.
Like I don't know why, but when I was in sixth grade,
like if you got booty pics from a girl,
you were like the shit.
I don't know for what, but if a girl said you booty pics,
it was like you were the toughest shit.
And so she sent me booty pics in back then.
And her dad found out.
I don't know how her dad found out.
Maybe she told her dad,
Maybe her dad found her phone, but her dad told the principal and then we both got in school suspension
We both got in school suspension
It was like a it was like a three-day in school suspension
Cap watch this on cap and watch this
Watch this
Fake story, I'm approved y'all is not a big story
Hello?
Hey mom, I'm on stream right now.
Hey honey.
Hi, I have a really quick question.
I won't take up too much of your time.
Do you remember what I got an in-school suspension for in sixth grade?
Oh gosh, is that the time that you sent some, a peeing picture?
A nude, a picture of your peeing or something to a girl?
I did not send a dick pic to a girl, I got, she sent me booty pics.
Oh, that's what it was, yeah.
Something like that.
Is that what, does that what happened?
Yeah, she sent me booty pics and her dad told the principal, I did not send a dick pic!
Now, I'm sorry you did not.
No, I knew it had something to do with pictures though, because that's when all that stuff was just starting.
I think, I might have sent her a print pic.
I didn't send a dick pic though.
A what pic?
What prick?
A print pick, like me and under, like my penis and underwear.
Oh my lord.
Yep.
Oh.
Um, wait.
Yes, that's why you've got-
Wait mom, did I ever tell you a story about my first kiss?
Um, it was with Faith behind the love seat.
See?
I told ya, I was like, how old did you think I was during that?
How old do you think I was?
Oh my gosh.
Faith was daycare, wasn't she?
Yes!
Was she four?
Yeah, we were like five years old.
No, she wasn't four.
We were four, Mom.
I was.
We were both in the same grade.
We were both four.
You were in daycare together.
Yes.
And you, yeah.
Yes, she was your first girlfriend when you were little.
And you, and didn't you kiss behind the left seat here in the house?
Yeah, and then I told on myself.
You told on, yes, because you couldn't help but tell on yourself for everything
You said 9? I thought we were 9. I guess we were 4. There's no way we were 4, Mom.
Well, now wait a minute. So, you guys didn't go to school together, did you?
No, you went to daycare together, but you stayed friends. Is that what it was?
I don't know. I don't think that was 4.
She didn't go to... I think you were a little older, yes.
There's no way I knew what kissing was when I was 4.
No, and that wouldn't have been, because she used to come over here and you used to
go over there.
Um, I think you guys-
Okay, wait up.
Do you remember the story of my first kiss in like my actual first kiss?
Did I ever tell you?
Doesn't it have something to do with Emma?
No, no, no, no, no.
Out at the pool, like outside at the pool area or in the garage?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, because this is what I was dating Hailey, but I cheated to try to practice for my
first kiss with Lauren. Oh, I do think I remember that now. I do think I remember you now. That
now I mean. I do remember you but you know, I think I remember you same time. Do you remember
why I got a detention in first grade? How do I remember this stuff? I don't know, a detention
in first grade yeah oh you did something girl you looked up her skirt or
something didn't you mom no I did not look up her skirt she kicked me in the
bush and I told her to kill herself it was oh I don't remember that
kicked me in the balls and I said kill yourself and then we both yes and then
We both got detentions.
I don't know, look, I'm anybody scurried first grade, mom!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Flasko-perv.
Oh, I can't, bro.
I can't.
Wait, did I get trove for anything else growing up?
Um, I don't know, I don't remember.
I don't know.
I don't think I did.
Do you remember things that I don't remember?
I don't think I did anything else.
I remember walking into your bedroom one day and thinking about what you're about to say.
Think about what you're going to say.
Just think about whatever you're going to say.
Remember, there's a lot of people watching.
What did you walk into my bedroom with me doing?
You got in trouble with either me or with dad and I walked into your bedroom and you had one leg out your window
and the other leg in your window like you were going to sneak out and run away.
I remember that and I looked at you and I
Laid into your ass
To scare the shit out of you. Do you remember that?
Yeah, yeah, you were like you were sneaking out of your bedroom because you got in trouble
I tried to run away though
Well, you guys just laughed at me. You knew I wasn't I remember I got a book bag and I put clothes in it
I'd said I was yes. Yes, and you guys remember that yes
Yeah, I don't know that you did too much wrong because you told on yourself all the time and so, you know, yeah
What was the deal with you? What was the deal with you? Didn't you kiss Emma out in the playroom or something?
Maybe maybe that's when you practice with Lauren and it was you and Lauren and Emma
It was not a whore.
Oh God, you were not a whore.
I told you guys, I've said this on stream before.
When I was in ninth grade,
that you could say this is weird,
this actually is a true story.
We would always go over to my friend Isaiah's house
in the summer and there was like,
it was like a group, like a big friend group.
There was like eight of us
and we would just like swap girls and just make out.
You did?
Yes, we would just like, we would like,
like it was weird to be like,
oh, I call this person today.
and then we'd be like, okay, I get the couch then.
They were so jammed.
Are they Zayas or Drew?
No, I had Zayas.
Well, how did, did I take you?
I guess I did take you to Isaiah's.
Like, who did include you and Isaiah and Drew and Reese?
Don't say names, don't say names,
because they'll find them.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay.
Oh no, holy, oh, if you're gonna get slammed
by this hunger, he's not stopping.
You're a moron.
I thought I could do it.
Did you just get hit?
No.
Did you just get an accident?
No, no, no, no, no, this guy just wasn't stopping.
Oh my god.
All right, what else do you want to know?
I was going to say, a swinger.
What else do I want to know?
Well, that kind of makes you a swinger.
If you swap spit and swap girls, that's what's best.
I was in ninth grade.
I was in ninth grade.
It was when I first learned how to kiss, so we were just making out with everybody.
Oh, probably not with other guys.
With that kind of thing working out with other guys, that's okay too, I suppose, but...
You cannot make out with other guys.
Yeah, I don't think that's what you're about, so...
Okay, well, that's it. I just want to talk to you about me.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
See what I remember and what I tell on you four.
Yeah.
Alright, well, I love you, mom.
I love you, honey.
Bye.
Bye.
This truck is too tall.
It's hitting the road.
Yeah, this truck's hitting every side.
He's a fucking idiot.
I have to pee so bad.
Theoretically, I'd piss next to the car when...
Could you antelope that?
You're a freak.
I'm not a freak.
Yeah, I was young chat. I was doing I was young and I was just doing shit to do shame. I was experimenting, okay?
Holy fuck with the wait it we it says do not enter with the Sony spot
Okay, I'm entering. I don't care. It's a joint. I'm entering. I'm a rebel. Oh my god. It says do not enter and I entered
We just got here
Before we left, when I was upstairs, I was drinking three water bottles.
I did not look up anyone's skirt, Chad!
I'm gonna pee before we left, and I still have to pee.
I did not look up anybody's skirt.
In first grade, there was this girl named Caitlyn,
and she kicked me in the balls, and I told her to kill herself,
and then we both got detention for it.
I might have looked up her skirt and then she kicked me in the balls and then I said kill
yourself.
It might have been a trifecta.
Now that I'm thinking, I don't remember exactly,
I might have looked up her skirt.
Can you leave it on my desk please?
Thank you.
I forgot Guapo was coming over.
Yeah, but I don't know, I don't know if I looked up her skirt or not.
Alright, let's stop talking about this in public.
Alright, let's go like her mind gets in the fucking pervert.
Do you give me a beer?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I just have a really strong feeling I'm not gonna let us film in the X-but me.
Probably not.
We even know where the next is at.
Yeah, we drove right past it and then you just kept driving and you could have parked right next to it.
Oh, shit.
Mango, mango, mango!
Mango, mango, mango!
What's up man, how you doing?
I don't have a clue.
I don't have a clue.
I don't have a clue.
The little cape that has a song for his name.
Kevin G?
Yeah.
He's Kevin G.
So, Kevin G.
Yeah, that's literally Kevin G.
Leesy looked up my skirt.
Okay, boy.
I didn't know we were coming to a whole ass mall. Holy shit.
It kind of feels good to be back in LA, like, around the towns, in Los Angeles.
Seeing like, American people, LA people.
Wait, are you following me? Cause I don't know where I'm at.
Yeah, I'm just following you.
What?
Matt.
6. That's black.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Come on, fucking God!
What's that?
Yeah!
Let's calm down. Let's calm down.
I can't, bro, I can't.
I can't. I don't want it. I don't want it. Keep on doing it.
you
Okay, all right
I've never seen a fucking human before like
What do you mean to L Drew, Chad? They're acting like foes.
We're doing great. How are you?
Oh, what?
You're going to play? Call someone out?
No, J.S.I.T.
J.S.I.T.
I'm going to play clav.
You're going to play clav.
You get your ass kicked.
I was not going to.
Show them your face.
I'm going to see a one-two.
Nice to meet you guys, bro.
Nice to meet you guys, bro.
Nice to meet you guys, bro.
I don't I don't run that I can't like get somebody on there
My feet are freezing, bro. They got AC all over my fucking feet. I'm freezing
Yeah, like what are you all seeing? They were jumping on they were jumping on me. He threw an IC at me
I can't say what I want to say, yo bro I mean it's not, it's not even like, if it was anyone
like, if anyone's acting like that, like, yeah, unfortunately, what do you mean Chad,
what do you mean what?
People's trying to be acting like that.
I
See you brother. Yeah
Yeah.
My brain's asleep.
There's no chance.
I told you all people shouldn't act like that.
You guys are saying I'm bad.
That's great.
I don't think they would do that.
I think they were just grabbing it, it just fell off.
I don't think they purposely took it.
No shot.
Check footage, I think it just fell off
when they were grabbing it.
Are you sure you put it on today?
Yeah, I had it on when I started screaming, I remember.
Wait, no, I might have taken it off
when I played R6.
Jack, can somebody look back and see if I have my bracelet on?
I swear I took a picture in the car, if you're driving, hold on.
What do you mean?
Yeah, yeah.
You didn't have it on?
Okay.
Yeah, I think you're good.
I don't see it.
Okay, Tom, I must take it off.
I'm going to start playing in our six seconds.
Thank God.
I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
You didn't take a picture in the first day.
Yeah.
No way, there's no...
What?
It was lighting for a second, she was fine.
It's like a camera.
Did you see him?
He's pregnant!
She's alright.
You want to sign your shirt too?
Let's stand over here, because this is lighting.
Brother, we can't go anywhere.
I'm trying to connect to the Wi-Fi.
Thank you for watching!
You
Baby, but we can't connect it and you don't have it there, right?
Just have to connect it. It's fine right here
Chad, you guys complained about the app yesterday, so I switched the app and just...
Sweet gas gloves!
No, it's just, it's just lagging, you know.
So we can do it?
Right here is fine, actually.
It's fine? Is it working, Chad, or no?
We're just going up and down.
Yeah, y'all were complaining about the quality of the the phone yesterday when we were connected to the backpack
So he didn't he's using a different thing now. So that's why it's like this fine. That's fine right here
I mean these are looking shit
I mean they're like five rows. Yeah, I know
Yeah, what am I looking for what am I looking for?
Hey, I got a stream too. He's talking to chat.
He's streaming.
You're looking for P790s or AI-200s?
Table-aid P790s.
Surely they sell full sets no
Taylor me like no way they don't sell full sets
Oh, they don't have shit I'm walking I gotta pick my mother
You know it's
Quantum TD driver?
Is this night?
Uh-oh.
No!
Fuck it, man.
Hey, there's feelings!
Oh no, there's feelings.
Taylor made QI Max?
Are these good Jack?
Taylor made QI Max?
Or no?
Ass.
No.
Look at this driver.
There's no way I came here.
What kind of club is this?
There's no way I came here to not even get close.
What do you use this for?
Bro, I don't play golf.
I don't play golf. What do you use it for?
Same Dibbit fixer.
So basically you get it like this, right?
And then if you see the Dibbit, you go like this
and you fix it.
Well, what are you, the groundskeeper?
Why would you do that?
Because it's called golf etiquette.
You don't have any workers in the golf department?
Wait a minute.
TaylorMade 2022 Stealth Irons.
This is $800 for the whole set, Taylor made sim 2, sim 2x max, right here we have Callaway
Rogue, Callaway Parade, what's this?
I don't see any Mizuno.
romsky mutha alarm bro
pain
isn't being good
There's no big rage.
Do you want me to take it real quick?
Is it lagging?
Why do you think it's like Spooker B and D?
I don't know.
Maybe I'll leave it on the game.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'll get someone to help me.
Thank you so much.
Anything you want to say?
Taylor made QI4D?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He answered. Thank you.
What's the best time you have?
Over the Edwards Tories ACL?
Cap.
I know I have that Cobra driver, but that driver's not that good, right?
I mean they have the QI-40 here, which I'm pretty sure this is the newest driver, right?
is the newest and then they also had I swear they had a good Callaway Drive or
somewhere was it
yes the quantum TV it's like the newest Callaway driver I'm pretty sure I'm
pretty sure this is the newest Callaway right
how much is the quantum TV
Can you walk away?
Hey, you really don't have my zoonos here?
Holy balls.
Chad, what balls do y'all play?
Why don't they putter?
She had custom thug balls.
I need a potter too, that's a shame.
I'm gonna be honest, potters?
This is so nice.
I'm back here, you're not bad at all.
Okay?
Okay, this one's not bad, but some people want it all, but I can't.
Some people do be like, like some shit like, some shit like, oh, this looks kind of nice.
I don't like that.
I'm gonna be honest, I kind of like that putter.
Chad, is this a good putter?
Is this a good butter?
Or is it this one?
Okay, is this a good butter?
Or no?
It's a tummy?
It's a tummy?
I don't know.
Do you like it because it's actually good
or because you made your whole aroma?
No, I like it. I mean it caught my eye.
It's a good size and all saying it's bad
That's a what makes one good in one ass
It's honestly preference. They all like the same kind of like this one
Like this is like a tailor made, but I don't like this
I'm gonna be honest putting really like it's that chat putting is just preference
putting is just preference scotty Cameron that's a scotty Cameron isn't that good though
to get a cake. So you all want me to get one of these? Hold on now.
I have to pee so bad. Wow, this is a very beautiful club.
I don't like it, I don't like it, it's too heavy.
I keep seeing people say Scotty Cameron.
I don't like that club, I like that one.
I feel like I just get what I think the best, no?
I feel like I just get what I like the best.
I really like this part of it.
What is this it is like the grip I might just like the grip
I hope we just take the grip off that one and put it on the other side.
Where do you guys see Stony Hems? Please tell me where you see Stony Hems.
No, brother, someone said, look at mallets.
What about Odyssey, Chad?
is Odyssey good?
Great roll, kid.
OK.
Yes, Odyssey's good.
So this is a good cutter.
This is kind of clean.
It's a little short, though.
It's a great role.
Couldn't get it done though.
Odyssey's not bad.
So, how you doing, man?
Yeah, of course, bro.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
I like this one this one's a Odyssey white hot Versa
Okay.
Honestly, he's not mad for sure.
I could, I could, uh, I could tripod it up here and go find someone and go to the bathroom.
Hmm, nah.
Alright, but I'm gonna have to go before we leave, for sure.
What is a bed and arty? Is a bed and arty good?
I've never heard of bed and arty.
Which one's that?
These.
These two are bed and arty.
Stop laughing at me.
Bed and arty?
Odyssey's goaded.
What's up bro?
Is it cool to take a picture?
Yeah, I got you man.
You doing anything?
Yeah.
What phone is this?
What is that?
It's a people max.
I mean, okay, I like this putter.
There's no price.
Oh, it's only $175.
Wait, this is cheap.
Get the slider.
So you all want me to get this?
How much is it?
How much is it?
What is this?
$350 for one club.
What's the pass on that one?
$350 for a putter is kind of crazy.
That's the one Scotty uses. Who is Scotty?
They keep talking about Scotty.
Scotty Cameron.
He's one of the best putters.
Behind me.
Are you serious?
Is this one of the elderly in the golf section?
Yes.
Thank you.
I think I'm going to go with this one.
I like this one.
Okay.
I don't see any resume numbers.
Do you think they'll let me in the golf simulator?
Don't let me in the golf simulator to try it out.
Surely they will hit it.
Is that what it's for or no?
How much do y'all think Lacey makes a month?
Yo, what is that question?
What's this guy doing over here?
He's just fucking walking around.
Yeah, you're walking around.
5K a month.
They do not make a million a month.
I don't know.
Oh, this guy.
Tell us who knows about golf.
No, he doesn't, actually.
Doesn't seem like anyone knows about golf, I guess.
What if I buy it?
What are you doing around?
I really want to try this club out.
The QI4D?
improved aerodynamics for faster club speed, lowest spinning model, new face roll
designed for consistent spin.
What irons should I go with? Out of the ones they have here. What irons that?
These are the irons that they have.
Is there anyone you're showing close up? Yeah, it's just a little light over here.
This one, this one, these, they're saying, they're saying pin G430, they have the pin G430s right here, right here, is it this one?
They have the G440's too.
Eight hundred dollar piece of metal.
No, no, no, I'll show you the whole set.
I don't know if I like the way he's sitting.
I need to put that hat on.
It's a good thing I'm back.
Put it on.
He's about to go out the front entrance on this fucking electric scooter.
No one's going to catch him.
Should we go and check on him?
Should we snitch?
No, it's just going to work.
Can you help me sell a little bit of me?
We should have a spending $1,200 without getting treated crazy.
Oh my God, it's the goats.
It's the goats.
It's the goats.
You look amazing in real life.
I appreciate that man.
Where's Marlon at?
Oh my God.
Marlon, he retired.
He retired?
No.
Did I ask?
What I mean to say, I appreciate what you do.
Yeah, well, no concern.
What?
Hey.
Hey.
I thank you very much.
Of course, man.
Hey, stay safe.
Come on down, bro.
Is this dangerous here?
Oh, it's here.
The armors?
What?
What's that?
Armors.
What's that?
The armors?
The, like, gang member.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, no, no, that's it.
I appreciate you, Sean, bro.
Nice to meet you.
All right.
I'll see you back.
Okay, cool.
Here.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Yeah, of course.
Is it him and his boys you're going to pull up on me?
Oh, thank you.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Nice to meet you guys.
I don't think they have workers here.
I just saw a worker shoot basketball in the pool.
I mean, two just walked right by us.
I mean, I'm here to spend $2,000.
Maybe help me a little bit.
Maybe if I do something I'm not supposed to be doing then the work will come.
Should we start touching these again?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, here we go.
Is there anyone you can help with over here?
Yeah, I'll just help you.
I'm looking to, am I able to try out like some gloves if I want to help you?
I give the Judith Hall Club a very good switch of theme so you can help me out.
Perfect, thank you.
You guys have a bathroom down here?
It's upstairs.
Upstairs?
It's in the shoe department.
Yeah, well, what unless we get a few more extra gloves over here?
Yeah, I'm the Georgia golf guide here to help you with your clubs.
Oh, what gloves should I get?
So you always say for the irons, I should go with the penguins chat?
What?
They said you could break your bladder. How does that's possible?
I
Kind of like the three G3 40 is better than the 440s
Fittings I just want to like try out because he's pretty expensive like try it out the club out before I buy it
Yeah, if that's possible
I can't even hit him
It's the G4 30s
I
Housing without trying the club
They act off-stores, can are you allowed to try them like off-stores you could really yeah
PGA store is closed, Sharet.
What did Loki could do?
PGA store?
Vlog.
What that hit, though?
Broader's enough content in the PGA store to do an entire vlog.
How big is the PGA store?
They got a whole golf course in there?
I mean, it's the lot of shit.
Where could Loki just go live in the PGA store one day?
Wait, can you bring your own golf cart to a golf course like could you bring your golf cart?
I mean if it's a country club and you live like really close by sure
Yeah
Any drivers
The new Callaway one specifically, but I need these good chat in the sim twos, the QI's,
Callerley Road.
Sim2S.
Is the Sim2S ads?
All judging?
I feel like these ones are allowed to hit with no. Yeah, I'm sure you're allowed to hit right now.
I assume so. We should get one of these in the new house. These are...
They're older but very forgiving. Chad, what's the most forgiving irons?
What would you all say is the most forgiving of others?
How you doing?
Oh my God!
Nice to meet you.
Oh my God!
How are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Can I just stand and think of you?
Of course, yeah, let's go.
You're the funniest dreamer I've ever like seen with a house song.
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you guys.
Uh-huh.
Screw you.
These are kind of nice.
So what's the most forgiving words that you guys say?
Those pains?
Are we all just saying that because they're the newest iron, it's young, we'll need to
buy them.
Oh, is that a fella? Yeah, I could try that.
Perk, I appreciate you.
Come on, be sure.
Is there a tea I can serve?
Yeah, this is the new tailor made one, right?
Yes.
Let's make it stop.
Did I hit something?
I didn't hit the one.
I hope not.
I don't know how wide you're swing.
I'm so scared to swing.
Wait, if you did it that far away and didn't hit it,
Why would you hit it closer up?
Pre wall dent?
I'm good luck already.
That's a nice sound.
Hold on.
I see what they do in these rooms.
They put things in it so it makes the echo sound like a ball sounds crazy.
You're a genius, I said.
This low-key thing's crazy.
This low key feels crazy.
This kind of feels nuts.
Jazz, my first time ever golfing, my first ever golf swing, we're going to see how I
do.
I don't really know how to do it.
Well, um, let's see.
I think you hold it like this.
That's what I've seen on TV.
And then I think you just take it back and swing through the wall.
I think that was pretty good.
No one clipping this.
I like this dry ride. I wish I could see where it's going.
How much is it in one of these screens if you want to put in the new house?
That's right, as I said. I bet you it's probably...
You know, I'm not going to say it. Actually, I'm right.
Oh, well, I'm just using context clues.
That was a bad shot, I thought that.
Leaked. I'll leak.
That was a primary shot of it yet.
Where are you going to stay?
Total 5k for a decent golf simulator?
I'm going to keep swinging.
Come on, grab him.
Yes.
Come on, run.
Let me try the iron.
Wait, Chad, what did you guys say
were the most forgiving iron?
Like, is a Taylor-made sim too good?
Are Taylor made since she was good or no?
Now I'm left.
It's personal preference.
It doesn't, you know, T-Fairy, I'm not a beginner.
I'm not a beginner.
I've been golfing since I was in fucking sixth grade.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
You want a forgiving club?
Oh yeah, I know, but what club?
I like the synth tubes.
These are Callaway AI smokes.
Put this one away.
Batting, batting.
Pings are perfect.
They don't have any pins to try though.
Do I just cop the new pins?
Do I just say fucking and get them or should I try?
But then I also need like woods and shit, too.
I like these out here from walking to live.
I actually like these guys a lot.
I like these Jack.
These are the Sim2s.
They're old? Yeah, but what does it matter if they're old?
I'm hitting him down the middle every time.
Wait, can you guys even see where I'm hitting it or no?
These are noob clubs.
How are these noob clubs?
Wait, so the K-merade censures are noob clubs.
What does that even mean?
I'm hitting it so pure.
Dude.
Dude.
So these clubs are very forgiving chat, yes or no?
But what do you want for giving gloves?
Low key?
My handicap is not 20.
I'm going to go, I think I'm going to get the same twos.
I think I'm going to get the same twos.
and then head against driver?
They say the mom's gonna die tomorrow?
I'll give you a gift.
You should get fitted.
I mean, the only thing I could do is start streaming tomorrow
at a golf store getting fitted.
What does that even mean?
Like, I'll fit like a golfing outfit?
No, it's, it's, they get you fitted.
Yeah, what does that, what does that mean?
Basically they fit the clubs to your, it's like,
Oh, like they adjust the height?
Height, stiffness, degree, everything perfect for you.
I could start stream tomorrow at the PGA tour superstore and then get fitted, get my whole entire set of clubs and then maybe play around.
Yeah, but we'll have to change the cards.
Yeah, it's not a bad shout. It's not a bad shout at all.
Maybe Marlon wants to go golfing tomorrow? Call Marlon?
How long does getting fitted take though?
Could take a couple hours.
Your call has been forwarded.
Casey, you want to go tomorrow?
Casey, are you trying to go tomorrow?
Your call has been forwarded to.
Your marlin really, dude?
Your call has been forwarded.
I'll be ending.
Yeah.
Time?
Casey, we should go at low key, like 11 AM maybe.
You're not getting nothing?
No, I'm just going to stay here tomorrow.
Do you have to measure every body part of it?
He said Monday?
Kason, I can't do it Monday.
I can't do it Monday.
How much is this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Monday?
Keeson, I can't do it Monday.
I can't do it Monday.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate you, thank you.
Yes, you too.
What's up, Keeson?
What's up?
Yeah, you can't do Monday?
I can't, no.
What other day can you do?
Oh, no.
I mean, far together, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, I can't tell her unless you go at like 10 AM.
Let's go to 10 a.m. I'm gonna go to 10 a.m.
Where's it at?
It's it's like it's like no it's 10 a.m.
It'll probably like 45 minutes away
It's at hold on let me tell you
I just need to be back home
I could watch my team from my phone. It's not a big deal.
What team?
My cop team.
They open at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
Wait you said 45 minutes away and where are we going?
It's in
Should I say the exact address?
Hold on let me let me check let me check how far it is tomorrow at 10 a.m. If we left at 9 30 tomorrow
That's actually a very good question. It's a Sunday. There's gonna be no traffic
It'll take 38 minutes from from to get there tomorrow in the morning
We have to ask the dogs three hours nine like no no no no no it'll take like an hour
two hours max
Thanks.
3 hours max.
What's up, man?
I hope so.
You gonna spend it all in one place?
Thank you guys bro.
Yeah.
Well, 100 bits.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Appreciate the donation, bro.
Thank you, man.
You're welcome, man.
Thank you guys.
You're a good one.
You too.
You're a good one.
You're a good one.
You're a good one.
You're a good one.
You're a good one.
You're a good one.
You're a good one.
You're a good one.
Yeah.
amazing real life, okay.
Wait, so Kason, are you down?
Yeah, I am down.
You wanna like meet there at 10 a.m. tomorrow?
Yeah, we can meet at 11 o'clock.
It's fine, I'm not mad at you.
Oh.
I left you in your bed.
Oh, you'll be back on Wednesdays
when we talk for sure.
It's not gonna be very many times.
Remember to sit on the chat about my chain?
Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you very much, man.
I'm gonna pay for customer debt, you know?
Hold on, I gotta see whoever
said your chain and if your chain is gone you'll print give that guy the dollar
30 cents I went tonight big bro I'm tipping you five hundred
at the PGA store they're sitting every day
dicks dicks doesn't do fitting I'm going tomorrow no matter what you want to
do 10 or 11 a.m. all right let's do it yeah I need to do all right let's do it
I'll text you the exact time like what I am.
No, I don't know. It's just like I don't really know. I don't really know my role.
Oh, you're doing okay.
Yeah, if it's an actual storyline that I could like play and build off of in the chapel like then yeah
But like I was really just running around pretending to be a fucking Jewish mob boss
My keys
Yeah, I did you said never mind my keys in there, too
I think it's this. I think we have to go around.
So Chad, who do you guys think would want to play around the golf tomorrow?
around like
We have fitted ten pride done by noon golf G time one. Who do you guys even want to play around a nine?
Me they're all saying me
I would look wrong want to play
Marlin. I called Marlin three times and he answered. Hey! How you doing?
Hey, dude. You know who I am. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Who are you?
Good, man. Nice to meet you. We're gonna see you again.
Yeah. Wait, who are you? I can feel wellness after you.
Where at? Playing guitar.
Oh, wow. That's right. I thought you recognized me.
I did. You looked familiar. I couldn't pinpoint where though. Hey, nice to see you again.
Okay, see you guys later.
Wait, can you just check the location of your car?
I'm not 100% sure where it is.
I'm not 100% sure where it is.
Can't you just check the location?
I don't remember. I don't remember. It's out here.
I don't have an official microphone. I don't have the app.
How do you not have the app?
It's sitting in the car. I gotta download the app or some shit.
Ask T.Jeph, I could ask T.Jeph.
T.Jeph lives in San Diego, Jack.
He's not gonna be...
He's not gonna...
You got free shirts just right down here, maybe?
T.Jeph lives in San Diego.
Or tell me to ask people who live in LA.
I don't know if it's this way, Lace.
Oh, the Chargers are in LA.
Text Tony Jefferson.
Text T. Jeff and say, Yo, any chance you want to play around the golf tomorrow on street?
Let me see where Target is.
We parked near target.
Target's 900 feet.
Someone I haven't really streamed with before that golf chat, that would want to call me.
We're nowhere near it, bro. We gotta go all the way to target.
Yes, down there, though.
Yeah.
Why's everything stuck?
This is a red light.
Ex-Curacy?
No dude!
Ex-Curacy lives in caves in a different country!
Ouch!
I'll text Marlin, text Marlin and say, want to go to tomorrow on stream.
I'm streaming.
Jason, yo.
You can't have something like that. Some actual type of mental design.
Josh Richard. Hey, hey, hey. How you doing?
I've seen you on Facebook
You alright? On Facebook?
My side
You saw me on Facebook?
Yeah, Facebook
Holy shit
Hey, what's up, man? Nice to meet you, man
Hey, I see you're cool
You follow my feet? We just made that Facebook list?
Yes, sir, for the Mexicans
No, he knows the Facebook
Yo!
Oh, Cheesecake Factory
Dude, that's a Facebook, man, call me on Facebook
He's not even playing.
He's not!
He has to lose!
He's coming from a sneaker!
He's warping.
He's warping playing the instrument!
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You wanna hit it?
No, I'm good, I don't pay, man.
On a shirt?
Yeah, I don't, I don't want to tell no either.
You want to try these though?
These are like hookah pins.
Listen, listen to this sound.
It makes the hookah sound.
How old are you, bro?
Old enough.
Shit, fair enough, man.
Hey, fuck it.
Let's take our picture.
You all match here, I like these.
Yeah, we'll set this one.
Fuck you in front of him, he brought the...
Here's the picture.
All right, here's the whole picture.
Wait, how tall are you?
Walk in 4th.
5th.
1th.
And the hat.
That's awful, RNG.
No, Lacey, you can't do that, you just said you're fat, I said you're big, so I'm gonna
fast up again.
Thank you, have a good day.
Thank you, have a good day.
Thank you.
I love how they call me fat after they ask me for a picture, very interesting how
that works.
Hey, I'm fine.
She said, hi, I'm in here.
I just watched you open the directions to the car.
Yeah, I got you bro. I did not see him all the time.
Excuse me, have a look.
I think it is. We came through on the second floor.
No?
Of course, yeah.
Have a good one.
Wait, party's that way. I swear we parked here on the target.
Brother, you told me to go to the car to car service over here.
Alright, fuck it.
Oh no.
You guys say it's the same people.
Oh, I don't know.
You know what I'm talking about?
You can't get a picture of me with your hands.
I didn't hear about taking pictures.
No.
I'm not going to take pictures of you.
No, I'm not going to.
I hear about taking pictures.
I'm not going to take pictures of you.
You go to the front, I just want to make a picture of you.
All right, straight and then left.
I think we need to go up too.
Yeah, he needs to.
Yeah, of course.
No, him is here.
I'm gonna say it in a second.
What is this?
Is this your plate?
No, I shall.
Smoothies?
Are you so hard?
Of course, no problem.
I'm gonna put it on the side.
Where is the plate?
It's super hard.
three tree jabbers
who's lacing?
how did i know you were going to say that?
wait
i think it's this way
it's this way
no it's that way
i'm telling you it's that way
I'm just kidding, I wanted to get food.
What's up? What's up?
Stop saying class.
Excuse us.
What's up? What's up?
Up the escalator. Up the escalator. Up the escalator.
Uh...
Hey, come this way. Come this way.
Ha ha.
What's up? How you doing?
Let's go over once we get here.
Yeah, we're not right now.
Say what's up?
Say what's up?
What do you honestly call me?
Hello Yada?
Hey, I'm on stream.
I have a question.
Do you want to go golfing tomorrow?
Um, I'll, like, probably like, maybe like two o'clock?
Oh dang.
I'm playing French ball, oh, I'm shooting up, I'm shooting up, I should do something so that I can do it next week.
Next week? Um, yeah, we can do it next week, like early next week, or like middle next week.
Yeah, I'm sure that works.
I'll text you, okay?
Alright, you too, bye.
Of course, yeah.
Thank you, baby. No problem.
Thank you. Can we come in from right there? I don't know. I want to get out of here.
Check your map. Maybe? Yeah, honestly, she can't tomorrow. She's busy tomorrow, but maybe she said we'll do something like next week.
Yeah, I guess so.
I don't even know if this is it, but it's an accident, I don't know if this is it but
it's an accident.
I believe it.
It says straight through here, kind of.
No, okay, kind of says it that.
Oh, he's going to...
Oh, she's really...
Yeah, no, no, it's because she said she's biggie tomorrow, and I called her
and she said she's biggie tomorrow, and I called her and she said she's biggie
I called it early the day before.
Alright, so let's see if they see behind me.
I'll shot the team for me.
Let's see if they see us. We'll kill me.
Dude!
More of a red one.
This is definitely it, right?
I think we might need to walk to the left or right.
Alright.
It's the same parking garage.
That's what's right.
Oh brother, Lace, look how many fucking cars there are.
How are we going to find yours?
Make your car learn go off maybe?
Ah, shit.
We are on a wild goose chase right now.
Lost.
Lost in a parking garage.
Lace, it's over.
Nice to meet you bro. Can I get a picture? Of course, yeah.
What's that dude?
Okay, hold on.
Thank you. Of course, no, nice to meet you. Can I ask you something? Yeah, what's up?
How many likes? How many likes for the street?
A million. A million? Yes, that's my number for now.
Oh, sure, that's cool bro. Nice to meet you guys. Hope you get the mil.
You like that pre-fire shot? It's too easy bro.
It's too fucking easy.
Should I make my alarm go off?
I don't even know how to do that on this one.
Is it bad that I don't hear it?
Oh, was that you?
Okay.
It wasn't this.
I swear we came in from down there.
there like over here all wait no it says it's over there all right fuck it
look a live room every single sense of direction you've said so far has been
like you're good because you said you said targets that way it is you should
be came in down there the car down there you're the one with a map and
You're not using it.
Yes I am.
No, you're not.
You a little fucking mad.
We could stop at the Konini kebab grill.
You want me to hop the ledge and we're kebabs?
Well, it sounds good, I'm not going to lie.
What if we're on the wrong floor too?
We gotta figure out what floor it's on.
I hear it.
I just heard it.
I just heard it.
It's down here.
Well, there's a million cars in here.
I just heard it.
Listen.
I'm out here and shit.
No, we parked somewhere where there was a railing and you could see the outside.
Sped and sped it. We're not sped.
There's a very big parking garage.
Wait, is that your car?
That's that way. I told you.
That's not mine.
That was my car!
It's above us.
No, that's not it.
I think it's way over here.
Yes.
Ah.
Just fucking idiot.
Bro, I couldn't hear it.
Bro, I don't think you were making a beep.
You doing to make a beep?
Yeah, you weren't making a beep at all.
You're just unlocking and locking it.
You're such a genius.
No, you're not lucky.
It's above us.
I think it's above us.
No truth, it was above us.
We were to park outside, you fucking imbecile.
Hey, guess what?
You were just saying, oh, it's beeping, it's beeping.
Clearly, it wasn't fucking beeping.
It slips in the chat.
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I pray to God every day that you keep that smile
You are my dream, there's not a thing of my strength
I give my life up for you
Cause you are my dream
And baby everything that I have is total
You're now the corner of me
I've been doing your insults
That you know that you're always looking girl
Cause you are the only thing that I got right now
One day we must start the problem
I'll be standing by the way to you
I heard you good with your soft lips Yeah you know where the mouth
The square rule is 69, it's 8 some, right?
Cause I been trying to work it out
Yo, white wine, uh, I can't live in the tight time
If I'm okay, I'm ready to go
Only kill me at home, just the radio
Oh, oh, oh, oh, let it rain
Say you got a need, but I don't wanna stay
You just waiting on the traffic jammers for this girl
The thing's, don't be confused, only for this girl
Say my name, say my name
Wear it out, it's getting hot
Who the fuck do you like, crowd?
I can't get ya through a million old names
So we should go to Tex, That I've already got a son
Oh no no, boys they like
Oh no no, boys they like
Oh no no, boys they like
Boys they like, boys they like
They like me
We know how to worry for Thee
We know how to make me want it
Before you stay up on it
You got this on me
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Okay.
Please.
Ants injury?
All right.
Let me see.
Ants injury.
Why did this tweak at 5K likes?
This was a go live tweet.
What?
This was a go live tween Wait, I'm so confused why does it have 5k
lights?
I couldn't...
Yo, I dead when I tweeted this?
On God?
I didn't even realize that's what the...
I thought someone just made a picture of me
like an emo.
I didn't even put the pieces together
when I tweeted this go live tweet I thought cap I put it on God I put on
God because I just I opened the calm and I was looking for a picture to post to
go live and I just copied the first picture that's how dumb you are fat
At Kuno.
Why do y'all just stand, you're so due?
He's gonna go chill with Silky, but he's not even live.
Oh, it's injury.
That's what I was gonna react to.
Is it bad?
Why are you all saying it's bad?
disaster's right now from Minnesota. Again, you hope this one's not too serious, but still...
Oh, no.
disaster's right now from Minnesota.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
This is either one of two things.
Either something's torn completely or all it is is a hyper extended knee.
It's one of the two.
his season's either over or he's back next game because of a hyper extended knee
dude is
oh my god that looks terrible i hope he's good bro
Oh, okay. Here's the good news. Oh, and I'm not it now. I'm not a doctor, but it doesn't
look like anything popped here. If you look at the back of the knee, you know how freakishly
Yo, I don't care, this might be a hot take.
99% of human beings is suffering a career ending injury right here.
You know how freakishly athletic you have to be?
Wow.
Oh.
Is there an update on the injury?
Order is not even up to any one.
Wait, you guys think highlights are up yet or no?
Are highlights up yet or no?
AO dropped 42.
AO, 43 points, five for five from three.
What were you?
Off the bench, 43 points.
What is this?
Brother, this is a Facebook post from 2012
and you're sending me this saying, what is this?
I'm a fucking idiot.
Oh my God, I'm an idiot.
Oh, fuck dude.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Oh my god, I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I had something I was supposed to do at 7.30.
I can't say what it is, but I had something I was supposed to be at at 7.30.
That's why I had short streamed my title.
No one reminded you?
No.
I just had my phone on D&D.
What if it's bad?
You didn't even call me.
Memory loss.
Can you de-glove Drew live?
Not a lot.
I didn't miss that on money.
I can't tell y'all.
I can't tell y'all.
Y'all know eventually.
Y'all will know eventually.
What is this?
There's a fight?
Wait, what?
He was mad that he scored when they were down 14?
The contestant is reverberating the final decision, please.
Jokers and the angels swear on...
What a little sissy boy.
What a little sissy boy, Jokers!
What a little sissy boy!
You guys went to the playoffs and shit the bed.
You guys farted into playoffs down 3-1. What a little sissy boy, bro
He knows it's over
The eternal, furious, punching, strengh race, everybody's gonna separate the players.
Hey what if he gets like, wait what if he gets a suspension?
What if he gets a suspension?
Yo I hate, this is one thing I hate about the NBA, I hate when motherfuckers say oh
there's a fight.
Yo, dude, this is not a fight.
This is a mosh pit.
They're all just looking at each other.
No one's throwing hands.
No one's kicking, no one's tackling.
This is a fucking, it's a cookout, it's a get-together.
Nobody's fighting.
They're all just hanging out.
This is not a fight, bro.
It's a shove-off.
Your type of fight.
Why did you say cookout?
Like, brother, yeah, I really want a new game to come out.
I really want a game to come out.
Like, what's that?
I want a fun game that has, like, collectible to it,
if that makes sense.
Well, Epic, he said, hey, Lacey, listen, I did do a Discord collab with Darla, but I
only gave her advice about the hate.
Also apparently Muda wants to do a group chat call with you, me, and him.
Epic out.
Or why are you guys looking at my Facebook from 2013?
Oh, that looks so bad.
But Yonah said on Wednesday, what day is Wednesday?
I don't think I can do that.
Come on, thugs, what the fuck, are those chats?
Thank you so much, I can watch all of you.
You didn't have to check out the whole show.
All my God, it's over, God, it's over.
Dude, you're like I show speed.
Smack down, please.
I'm just quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
You usually yell, okay.
They ask him for Marlin's number in Lacey fans,
keep claiming he made Marlin when Marlin Lacy more famous.
Yonah Parasocials will eat your heart out.
What is this cow?
I tweeted what he replied twice.
What is he even talking about?
What if anybody said any of it?
For what?
Marlon won the...
What's this?
Golf arc about to hit very, very soon bro.
This is the channel right here, it doesn't have a thing yet, but we got the OG, I'm
I'm pretty sure we got the OG at the T.
Maybe we don't have it.
Damn, look how, look it, yeah this channel is going to be completely different in like
a week.
Right now there's no profile picture, it has two subscribers, zero banner, no info, it's
literally just a zero content channel right now.
Who's up there dealing with me?
Only two subs.
We just made it, bro.
We just made it.
Here.
Go sub.
Get your early tickets.
Get your early tickets.
Get your early tickets.
I'm saying L-span.
Why didn't you screenshot this?
You should collab with him in the future, he's funny.
Wait, I've seen Matt Reif.
His comedy's funny.
What is this?
Son, eerie rides riding our e-bikes in eerie PA.
Okay, that's me.
I'm a robber with a piece of the tape to the pipe.
Okay.
Oh
I know he's gonna jump over this jump
And it wasn't me, I knew what was a thing to do.
I'm sorry.
That was fucking tough.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
What is my YouTube recommendi-
Lacey and Drew side-by-side.
Do this please.
I'm going to click on this, but what is, yeah, this seems like a scam website.
What is this?
What's your thoughts on this?
I'm not playing Jerk-a-Mate ranked.
Should I get on a game for a little bit?
What game though?
No, I don't want to play Rappie.
Holy shit.
Eagles drafted Nigerian prospect Uar Bernard, who was built like Miles Garrett.
He's played zero snaps of football in his entire life.
Six four, 300 pounds with a 4.6 40 yard dash.
How do you get to the draft?
I mean, bro, if you see a freak athlete like this,
just throw them on a defensive line
and tell them go tackle whoever has the ball, fuck it.
At that point,
well, I wanna see his 40 yard dash.
Who is this guy?
Is his 4DR dash not like, is it not recorded?
Oh, it's not like, it's not like on camera.
I appreciate y'all for seven, man.
Why are y'all sending me eerie Pennsylvania articles?
Some are doctors, some are lawyers, others are entrepreneurs, artists, and musicians.
One writes songs with her cat while another's creating awareness.
One builds his first website before his 10th birthday, another one now runs an award-winning
bakery.
What is this?
Like, what are you sending me?
Am I supposed to, like, know these people?
Are you still going to this?
I mean, Jason told me I could commentate, but he never really hit me up again after that.
So I hope to see, I hope I'm still commentating it.
Wait, when is it?
No Fosco.
Wait.
The commentators are Adaptedgy and Jasonco?
I can't force Jason to fucking have me commentate.
He told me I could, but apparently he changed his mind, I don't know.
Like what is this?
terrible. There's no way you had a 0.01 GPA. Yeah, bro, this is me. This is my real max
prep, dude. I had a 0.01 GPA. I played for the fruit cakes. I was four foot 80 pounds
my achievements and award is having a big dick dick taking award being fat as heck
backshot award participation trophy and I was in the LGBTQ plus club and the like
like, no, bro, this is not my real Max Preps.
More videos.
How can anybody, how can anybody just do this?
Just make whatever they want and put my name on it
for a Max Preps.
Oh, the la Void deluxe, I could react to that.
Good columns whoever said that.
How many songs is it?
I think I should do headphones.
You're like a Justin Bieber type of beat, no?
Why don't we kick in? No, I don't wanna talk about it
I don't like your distance, but other than when we dance around it
Okay!
Dance around in that light, no we don't care about it
Don't tell me you got plans tonight
You still come up and don't care for everybody
Because I wanna get ready to live in your home
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Said so much, now I feel like a man and I
Know my cause and my pure heart is shaking
So I, I'm upset
Tell you nobody will do nothing
No, it's been a while, baby, I see you
You're someone else, I know what I do
I know that I stand the way through
But I'm still chasing this out because you
I'm sure you're the one
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I'm sure you're the one
I did
Cause you're not a girl
So guess you're now
Every time I say goodnight
But I'm still excited
Now
There's no way God will win you
His voice is so good, bro
There's no starting
Turn off your location
How do I show y'all my play- I don't have a playlist
How do I show y'all like my recent listen to songs?
Your like songs?
Yeah, but I don't like songs.
All my like songs are old.
Top songs go to queue and press recently played.
Click your profile.
Well, I don't want to leak your email, though.
Oh, wait, I see recently played it and I see recents.
Today I listened to, this was just all today, though.
This was today, like in the car.
yesterday I listened to too much music. Okay so so I was on stream Friday. I
I listen to Foo Ernest, Foo Justin Bieber, Thursday I listen 35 songs played from Drake
R&B.
Holy fuck D1.
Three songs from Take Care.
Tuesday, five songs from Justin Bieber.
7am, Uzi, all the like, this was probably on stream if I had to guess.
52 songs played on Drake R&B on Friday?
Why are you all saying D1?
Get his dick out your mouth.
How is it performed in it? This isn't even on stream.
So, Offstream you only listen to Drake.
I mean, for the most part, yeah.
Scissor, I listen to Scissor Radio,
a couple songs from here.
I think I was having sex, definitely.
Thursday, April 16th, 25 songs played from Drake R&B.
Um, Tuesday, April 14th, 60 songs played from Drake R&B, 20 songs played from R&B Mix.
This is not dick writing.
Monday, April 13th, R&B mix, price of a little mixture, White Girl Bangers, April 7th, some
Drake, Drake Radio, 11 songs, Drake Radio 22 songs, Drake R&B 90 songs played and Drake
Radio 34 songs played. You have no music take, you're obsessed with him. 37 songs from Drake
radio 48 songs from Drake R&B 41 songs from Drake R&B
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What a deluxe from Leroy, you know I'm really looking at it, you guys can say this is Dixie,
like you say, this is Glaze.
He hasn't had a bad album.
Like actually, he really, he like, he hasn't.
He takes it, LaRoy takes his time on his projects.
He makes sure they're perfect
and he has not had a bad album.
Like, even, like, three-disc album right here, all discs have bangers.
The first time, bangers.
The deluxe.
Bangers, yeah, dude, they're really, they're getting the new one.
He hasn't had a miss album
43 million monthly listeners holy shit, he's him
You only have one song like I don't like songs bro all these songs that I liked are from so long ago
Look, 2022, 2021, I don't like songs anymore.
This I must have accidentally liked today in the car.
Well, other than that,
the last song I liked was 2025.
And I'm pretty sure I just liked this
because I wanted as my intro song.
Fake fan, I mean, you can call me a fake fan.
for it. Look at my Spotify Rats. Leroy was third on my Spotify Rats. He might have been
second. Was he second? I don't remember. He was second or third. No, I think Justin Bieber
was second. I think it went Drake, Justin Bieber, Kid Leroy, PBM, and then I think
Maybe Uzi was fifth?
It's not that way. FaceTime Leroy.
Starting a FaceTime call to Leroy.
I want to congratulate him on a deluxe.
He's probably mad busy, but he's so cool.
He's probably doing some cool shit right now.
Probably like in a studio.
like maybe you might be skydiving,
like he's probably doing some cool shit.
D2.
He's not picking up your call.
Who's calling me on WhatsApp?
Who is this?
Wait, Lacey.
What's up, Desi?
I need some help.
What's up?
I'm streaming still if you didn't know.
What's up?
Oh, shit.
No, I was just wondering.
Tell me what IDK means.
IDK?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Are you doing a reader?
No, I'm not.
Yo, is it at 5 a.m. for you?
What are you like, how, what are you doing at 5 a.m., bro?
Oh, I love you, Lisa.
I love you too, man.
I'll see you soon when you come to LA.
Yo, Deji, we got a game, we got a game one of these days.
I'm down. You shot me whenever I'm bad, bro.
All right, I'll text you. We got a game.
We got it. We should get, like, you know, we should,
aw, we could throw some cool together.
Like, get a, we should, we should, I'll figure it out.
Like a game, like a boys' game night.
Yeah, I like boys' game nights.
All right, bro.
Hey, go to bed, bro. It's 5 a.m.
All right, I'll go to bed.
All right, goodnight, bro.
And how bored is he to be calling me at five in the morning
and saying, what does IDK mean?
Lacey did y'all see clips of Yana at the party?
Her outfit ate down.
What?
Her outfit ate down?
What does that mean?
Eight down?
A slang for performing exceptionally well, looking incredibly, oh, so like slang.
Those golds are calling your name.
Whoa!
Wait!
days are calm wait this is good Mari this is really good
a thugs poster and someone replied oh so cute yo just because it's a girl in the
calm doesn't mean you guys got to start replying. I don't think this is AI. Wait, this is cool.
wait what can I put what can I use this as this would be cool as like a banner
you stole this guy's name this channel has been around for years dude he hasn't
posted in nine years. He hasn't posted since twenty seventeen. This is the guy who's three
hundred pounds. I'm in a four six forty yard dash. He's almost six foot five. Look at how
He's put together.
I say he looks like a Greek God.
He ran 463 at 306 pounds.
He verticaled 39, broad jump 10-10.
His arms are almost 36 inches long.
I mean, he's put numbers up that you'll never
see for somebody this big.
Now, he's not played football.
It's going to require a lot of patience here.
But man, you're talking about having something to work
with from a body standpoint and an athlete standpoint
with a basketball background.
You see why he's getting drafted and how about okay, I don't know my my mind might be just my mind's fried, bro
I'm watching this and all I'm wondering is how big his dick is. It's
Taking that opportunity and now look at his leg muscles
If this guy can learn the fundamentals of football and learn a playbook, he will be
one of the best DNs in the league within a year or two, within two or three years.
Now here's your opportunity as you pointed out DJ.
That was offense, but you're my lada.
Now we're talking defense.
Who is stopping this guy on the edge?
Silky, call Silky.
Is he just go live or something?
Do I go through some golds, or do I do that tomorrow?
Look at you guys spamming gold.
Tomorrow is impromised.
Mods go 18 plus. I'm going to pee real quick.
I'm back!
You
You fucking wanker, sit your white ass down, you stupid fat pig, die in a hole.
Chad, y'all want to get tipped out if I win?
I'm pretty sure last stream, y'all, I look back, we tipped out over, in the last three days, I tipped out over three grand to viewers.
So, if y'all want to get tipped out, if I hit, you gotta sign up using my code or this link.
You don't gotta deposit anything, you just gotta sign up.
But also, I'm gonna see if they can give me a promo code today.
Wait, should I do promo code or should I do some...
Can I get...
Can I get...
A couple chat battles.
Oh, okay.
Game time! Chat! Make a call!
No, not packs.
Make a call as in.
in make a call as in should I do a shared should I do a shared battle
It's always a loss, is it?
Feldy was spamming to do shared.
Let me try it.
Let me try it.
Let me try it.
Do I borrow or just do shared?
Wait, so how does it work?
You share everything.
So let's say me and these two other people, we get like a, let's just say we get a hundred
K hit. We split it three ways.
But you get a way higher chance of winning.
Okay.
Yeah, like I see what you're saying.
Like it's like a, it's like a, it's a low chance
you lose everything, right, Jack?
Is that what you're saying?
Cause like you get bread back no matter what.
You get juice back.
Not a bad shout at all.
Not a bad shout at all here.
Unless you just get rinsed.
But what are the odds that you just get rinsed, right?
Let's be honest here.
Let's see what we get.
Let's see what we get.
Maybe we hit a crazy win.
Maybe we hit a crazy win right here.
Should I do, should I do two player, fuck it, two player share a battle or three, two
or three, two or three, type two or three in the chat right now.
Type two or three in the chat right now.
Three, focus, focus, I'm focused.
What song?
What kind of vibe music are we on today?
Should I send Bieber again?
Come on.
Just give me a nice little gold here, eh?
Nice! That's good!
That's pretty solid in the city.
Let me use the jama'u call.
Come on.
Go!
Go!
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Chrome Chrome socks yes
Now, it's when we get to the actual, like the big buck packs, right?
Not big buck, this is like mid-buck packs right now.
Wait, so right now, how much money have what I have made?
2,400 divided by 3, right?
Low-key?
It costed me 6.5K.
So unless there's a nice gold, this isn't really worth it.
know, Jack. I need golds. Give me the gold.
Surely I get a big gold here, right? Why not us? If I win a car, I'm giving it away
to someone in the chat.
Well, right now it's looking really bad.
No, no, no, no, music. I need to lock in.
Come on, bro.
Surely I get one gold, right?
Zero golds, it's gotta be a crime.
Zero gold should be illegal.
Are we fucking serious right now?
A fake Rolex?
I heard if you get naked it's good luck.
Who told you that?
You almost never get golds on shared mode.
Really?
Is that a thing, butchardie?
Is that real?
Holy fuck.
I mean, I think I, yeah, I lost.
I lost 3k.
I don't know, bro.
I kind of, me personally, I don't know about y'all.
I like the battles.
It's just more like on edge.
It's just more on edge.
Like a little 2v2 battle, borrow 20%
and just fucking load up.
Barn, barn, barn.
Jeannie, not bad at all.
Bang, bang.
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But think about it think about this if I didn't do shit I didn't get a single
gold all that means is I do a solo battle and I'm paid
Should I do jackpot mode?
What is jackpot mode?
So basically in jackpot mode.
in jackpot mode? If at the end it does a real spin and it picks who wins the whole jackpot.
elimination is really good? In elimination mode in the final rounds, the player with the
lowest value gets eliminated until one player remains.
Jackpotter elimination, Jackpotter elimination.
All right, 1v1 or 3v3 for Jackpot.
1v1 Jackpot.
I only got a thousand last time, so surely I'm just due here, right?
Is that how it works?
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Oh, I wish.
I'm red. It's a f-
$5 or $10 to see this word.
What is his word?
What do I do?
I click draw?
I'll get it.
You get nine cards flipped.
You click on what you want to keep and think is going to disappear.
Let's just say I do $250 here, okay?
I click any one of these cards?
But I don't, these are all ass, I don't want any of these.
These are ass too.
These are ass too.
But I only have two cards left.
and claim it?
Am I dumb?
But now I only have one thing.
If I click it again, don't I lose it?
So I just made $20.
Well, I wanted to do $300 right here, $500 right here, start, draw.
I only have four?
Hold on a minute.
But I can make them all...
Oh, it's an evil number.
That's it?
I lost?
I have to win this, Chad.
I just lost.
Surely I win this right here, right?
For the five, I feel like this one's going to hit, I don't know why.
I feel like Louis Vuitton Mom is gonna hit it.
I don't really have that much of a balance right now.
This could be.
I could get a little risky here though.
I could get a little risky here though.
I need 24 packs?
Should I borrow some?
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I'll bark like a good little dog. Please just give me a go on the far left side. I'm not
asking much here. I'm not asking for a lot here, okay? I'm really not asking for that
much, am I? Am I asking for some creep? Okay, nice little iPhone. Give me a gold, give
me a good eight more cases to get a gold
a Louis purse that's only $300 gold gold it's either oh my god there's so many
golds on this one
GGs in the chat bro
Oh, it's a jewelry gift card. Okay. I think this is like five bands. I think it's five
bands. I think it's five bands, right? Nice. Okay. Another one, baby. Don't get greedy.
Don't get greedy. Okay. I mean, a wins a win, right? A wins
win now you have to bark yo this snowflake pack is pay is gonna pay this
snowflake pack is like edgy
I could just lose a thousand like really quick here if I don't get a gold though.
Oh my God, I would have got to go. I'm a fucking moron.
What would I have won? What would I have won?
I knew it.
I knew it.
What do I do with this 3k?
What if I do something for 4K?
70% chance of winning.
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't be dumb, Le.
Don't be dumb, Le.
Don't be dumb, Le.
Just one more, just one more, one more win is all I'm asking, chat.
That's not asking for a lot, is it?
It's not asking for a lot.
It's not asking for a lot.
Give me a 1v1 battle, 30, 25% borrow.
Last battle, let's witness shit.
Let's hit a big gold.
Facts are no, chat.
He retweets.
Is 1v1 the play though?
2v2v2. You guys know how risky that is? A 2v2v2. I don't really like the 3v3s, but
Maybe three's are too volatile with the borrow
and then you also have to split.
That's cap?
Already cared about a hat.
One V one never pays.
Oh, exactly.
So what if this is the time that it pays?
What if this is the time?
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The fuck is wrong with me, man?
Oh, my name's Lacey. I won $20,000 and I think I can get another gold.
No, the fuck you can't, bro. You can't get another gold.
Because you're a fucking bum. You're a bum bitch.
I'm not surprised.
I've never seen it before.
I've never met someone who's so smart.
I've never tried.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I've never done anything or did it come from the top?
I've never been so smart.
I've never done anything.
Hey, no Keith, I win.
I think come up.
Wait, I think I come up!
I think I came up, I made a thousand.
So that a question is, I can either do, I can either stop or I can do a 6k battle.
6K battle 2B2 or 6K battle 3B3.
We haven't done a 3B3.
These starting packs are so do none of these starting packs have hit actually this who
blow on this but cash flow has a hit superfly y'all really think through okay
why do you say 3d3 tell me why like tell me the reasoning that y'all say 3d3
I'm actually curious
Oh, wow, we're almost already at our balance.
We might have to borrow here.
I borrow some chat? Or do I not borrow at all and hope for a really big gold? If I borrowed
25% I could probably add another like four or five packs.
No borrow.
Drop your balls twin.
30 packs, 3v3, no borrow, run it.
tell men and just fuck up
spam up them golds bro
parking lots cursed it's banned
Where's the golds?
Where's the golds?
I summon a gold!
That's really bad.
I mean, we're shitting on them, but like, nice.
Give me a gold!
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You want to get tip or gamble?
And look at this chat all saying 50-50.
We are bitches.
All right.
Do y'all want to do like, do you guys want to do a 65% chance or do you want it to be
a straight 50-50?
50-50, okay, all right.
Now, where do y'all want the green?
Green top left, so right here, like that.
No, top right, mods run a pole run a super quick, like 30 second pole.
The quickest pole you can do top left or top right.
Jack quick, quick, quick, quick, vote on pole top left or top right super quick.
super quick ball. Why is this a 50-50? I don't know which gonna win top right or top left.
Oh my gosh, this is really close.
Looks like top right's about to win.
Unless top left pulls some fucking magical top right.
Like that.
That right there is directly top right.
All right.
Here y'all go chat to see if the chat gets tipped at zero.
This is a coin toss to see if y'all get tipped to zero dollars or two thousand.
top left would have won.
Top left would have won.
Unlucky for all the people who voted top right
and convinced and flooded the poll.
Y'all unlucky, bro.
Unlucky, bro.
It's glitched.
No, it's not glitched.
If it was right here, y'all dead ass would have won.
Build it back.
Hobbs, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you for the five gifted, Hobbs.
Can we do it again?
No, bro, you guys lost.
That's how it works.
Double or nothing.
Would you be a double or nothing?
Brother, it is no one's double or nothing.
Listen, because I love you guys, I'll do 750 more, okay?
So y'all can either, y'all can either take the 750 or you can 50-50 it again.
What do you guys want to do?
Okay, all right, so you do guys want one?
Bottom right, so right here, yes or no, right here.
I'm seeing majority yeses.
Only 49% else scammer?
Okay, here.
Now it's 51%.
There you go.
Well, you might have just changed the RMG.
All right.
They all go.
What do you mean Al Streever?
You guys are the ones that keep making the bad decisions.
Not me, you hate us.
us. What do you mean?
And stream on God.
I'm reporting you. I said bottom left. Yes, bottom left would have one. And now, because I just lost two 5050s in a row for you guys.
Now it's time for me to win one for myself.
Because you guys just lost 250 50s now now
I'm gonna win one for myself just to rub it in your faces even more
Watch this
I'm feeling right side.
You don't want to play and laugh at me, but watch this right side.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice!
And now, double it.
Ooh.
A nice little bag for me.
Ramella?
I don't know your chrome hearts.
Double it.
Come on!
Come on!
Y'all just point and laugh. Y'all just point and laugh. Yo, you guys lost too. You guys dead ass lost too.
Oh, y'all get out.
Is there, okay, is there anything cool for 19K
that I could get here?
That's it.
You get a fucking, what is this?
Well, I'm not saying I'm gonna do it, but I'm just saying hypothetically, if I were
to do a deal, right?
And I wanted to turn 19K into like 30K.
So you're telling me I could turn
Wait, but risking 19 for 23K, that's not worth it.
All right, it's the last thing I'm doing.
And this is just because I'm a greedy idiot.
It's just become a greedy stupid idiot.
low key a good start.
Low key a good start.
Why would I claim that?
I don't, I don't...
You don't think this goes shit?
Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
It's a 58% chance to five exit.
three and get money back. And now I draw.
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, and now we have a thousand.
And now we do one more deal for 2000 with a 56% and we go top right.
has not hit all night. Exactly! That's why it slams!
She says she needs a boyfriend.
She won't need me at her house cause she'll see me around.
I'm still hoping, I'm still hoping we can work this back up.
I believe, bro, I'm dead as believe in this.
I'm dead as believe in this.
I'm dead as believe in this.
It's right, it's always right.
Come on.
Now, slam 19K on top right.
Wait, where did you see $200?
We're digging in the couches.
Not digging in the couches, brother.
Okay, I mean, hey, look.
Oh, brother, oh, brother, oh, brother, it's a 50-50 chance to double it.
Trust, trust, trust, I know what I'm doing, trust.
That's really good. That's really good. Nice.
I think this one goes. I think this one goes.
I think this one goes money back bang drop.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Right side is so do.
It's insane to me.
Top right is do.
Run it!
Don't get down.
Don't get down.
Don't be down.
Don't be down.
Be dumb, be dumb, be dumb, be dumb, be dumb, be dumb, be dumb, be dumb, be dumb, be dumb.
Be so delusional.
I'm so confident.
It's top right.
right heater top right heater top right heater top right heater bottom right
heater
it was a top right here oh I'm such an idiot I'm just a stupid I'm such a
I'm a crumb, go ahead, laugh at me, I'm a crumb, I'm a crumb!
And look at you saying 6K battle.
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