Lacy
๐ IM ANGRY ๐ TIME FOR A CHANGE ๐ PO BOX OPENING?? ๐ HOTBOX & SALT N PEPPER W/ SILKY ๐ PACKDRAW TN ๐ NO MORE MR. NICE GUY ๐
05-18-2026 ยท 9h 47m
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And why are there so many first-time chatters in the stream?
Listen, I'm done sugar coating shit.
I'm done beating around the bush.
I'm done taking it easy.
I'm done fucking around.
This shit just got serious.
Y'all have gotten out of line and y'all have pissed me the fuck off.
I am officially retiring from streaming, from TikTok, from the Twitter community.
I've had it up to here and I'm done.
Why are you putting W's?
Why are you putting W's?
not a script. I'm just saying right now that something is going to change around here. Alright,
something's going to change and y'all made me angry. And I'm not the one, I'm not the guy
that you want to piss off on a Monday morning. I'm not, I'm not the type of dude that you want
to make angry because when I get angry shit goes down I'm not one of these
little nice guys who who's gonna who's gonna put up with the bullshit you got
the wrong one
Chill, bro.
No, I'm not gonna chill.
You're scaring me, dude, chill.
You're actually scaring me, Lace.
Chill out.
You seem serious.
I'm not gonna chill, and I am very serious.
I'm not gonna chill.
What am I on about?
I'll tell you what I'm on about.
I'll tell you right now what I'm fucking on about.
Today shit changes starting today y'all are gonna start speaking to me with some respect son. You understand
Y'all aren't gonna be editing making me look fatter in pictures. You're not gonna be calling me fat
You're not gonna be insulting me in a twitter com in the chat
It's time to start putting some respect on a name lacy
Because I fucking had it
We good, yo, you guys say we good, but guess what, guess what?
I can make y'all stop typing at any second.
I can turn this bitch to emote only right now if I want to, right now.
Last but not least, last but not least,
I am officially deleting the Twitter community.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Go ahead, cry.
Wah wah wah wah.
I am deleting the Twitter community.
You won't?
Y'all think I'm a fake demon?
Y'all think I'm a fake demon.
Y'all think I'm a fake demon.
I'm deleting my Twitter community
at the start of the next month.
June 1st, my Twitter community will be gone.
I'm standing on business.
You understand?
Do y'all hear me?
Finally, nobody cares.
Nobody cares?
Then how come I see the whole chat begging right now?
No, Lacey, please don't over scare to you.
Oh, this is actually scary.
We've never seen you this serious.
We've never seen you like this before.
Yeah, you haven't seen me like this before.
You haven't seen this side of me before because this is a sign that I don't really
like to bring out because I don't like being all serious and I don't like being like, what's
the word bro? I don't like having to put my foot down. I'm like that fun pairing that lets
the kids have fun and lets things slide. But when you guys bring it to a certain point,
time that I gotta step in as daddy, as the king. They don't call me the king for no reason.
This guy went live after saying he was taking a day off.
You know why I'm live after saying I'm taking a day off?
You want to know the real reason why?
I'll tell you the real reason why.
I'll tell you the real reason why.
The reason I'm live when I said I was taking a day off is because if I took today off,
that would be basically saying to y'all, you guys control me.
And guess what?
That's not the case.
We do.
No, you don't know you don't.
That's the funny part, bro.
I'm a grown ass man with a big ass dick in my pants.
Is it not clocking to y'all?
Is it not clocking to y'all?
I'm standing on business.
I'm taking a day off.
All right.
I was going to take today off, but I'm actually doing a stream with Silky.
All right.
I was going to take today off.
I'm going to be honest, I was, but I'm not taking today off anymore because I do
have a stream planned with Silky that I'm pretty sure he's going to show up for.
I think Silkie's gonna show up for it.
He said he was, but you guys know how Silkie-Dilky-Woo is.
You never know what Silkie-Dilky-Woo, right?
But hopefully Silkie shows up.
Do y'all think Silkie's gonna show up or no?
He's not.
Surely he does.
Surely he does.
Also, I have a question.
Who in this chat has sent things to my PO box?
Type me right now if you sent something to my PO box.
Just type me in the chat if you send something to my PO box.
I want to see.
I want to see if anybody in this chat has.
He's going to be on Jason's stream?
So Silk, he's only going to hang out and stream with me
if it's on Jason's stream.
Not me.
I haven't sent anything.
See, I actually respect that because at least y'all
are being honest.
I like people who are honest with me,
instead of you just spamming me,
I sent it when that's not true.
So I actually respect people who are being honest
and saying not me.
Now, can I ask why?
Yo, Twisty, thank you for the five gifted.
Can I ask why in this chat?
Why did you not send me anything?
Why?
What's the reason?
Because you're fat, you're rich, you don't need anything.
But that's not, I'm not asking for you to send me a fucking, I'm not asking for you
to send me a witty doodly-do Rolex in the mail.
I'm simply asking for you to maybe send me like, I don't know, maybe like a little nice,
a nice little, I don't know, a shirt, maybe a nice little package.
I'm not asking for the fucking end, for the end of the world here.
I'm not asking for anything crazy.
Kolami, thank you for the gift itself.
How do we send stuff?
Basically, you type exclamation mark PO
and then there's gonna be an address
and you just send everything to that address.
Do you understand?
Type yes if you understand.
But, here's the thing, is everybody in the chat has to do it.
If you don't do it, if you don't send me shit, and I'm being completely honest, yo Coursa,
thank you for the five gifted, Cameron Ross, thank you for the gifted subs.
See this is the type of shit I like, I like when y'all are sending me subs, keep gifting
me subs bro, keep gifting me subs, I love when y'all send me these subs dude, holy
shit the subs are coming through.
good. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Alright, so here's my question. Do you guys
think that I should change my P.O. box to an address that's closer to this house?
Actually question.
Twisty with the 10 gifted.
Yes.
Twisty, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Who cares?
What do you think?
Well, I'm asking, I'm asking you guys.
Do you guys think is it easier for y'all if I make my PO box closer to the new house?
We
Wait, how would that make it easier for you guys?
guys. We are changing it regardless. I'm not driving 40 minutes every time we want to do
P.O. Hey, Drew. Hey, Drew, Lacey here, King of L.A. here to tell you that if I want my
My PO box is staying in that location.
My PO box is gonna stay in that location
because I'm the king and I do what I want,
when I want, where I want.
Understood?
Chad, I'm feeling a different type of mojave.
Dead ass, straight up.
I'm feeling a different type of lacy today.
I've had it.
I've had it with the fucking bullshit.
I've had it with the fucking whoop-de-doop-de-doos.
You guys are starting to piss me off.
We in Chloe Parker City, buddy, you don't run shit.
What does his face look like to you?
What does his face look like to you, motherfucker?
Do 10 push-ups?
Ha ha, funny joke.
Tell the guy with a fucking broken wrist
who's crippled to do 10 push-ups.
Not funny, it's not funny.
You know, let me check the Twitter community.
Let me see what's going on in the Twitter community.
Let me see, what's going on in here?
It's 7 a.m., check this site out.
Streamcom.tv.
What the fuck?
Wait.
Wait, is this what I think it is?
Is this what I think it is?
It's Twitter community.
Twitter communities, but you log in with your Twitch?
Yo, this is at, wait, let me guess.
Someone from MyCom made this.
Go ahead, I know, I know, I know.
Clappin' up for the Lacey Thugs.
Who in my chat made this?
Who did it?
Who did it?
It was NMS, okay, nice.
But okay, here's the issue though,
is I don't, I'm not,
here's the issue with the site like this.
And tell me if I'm wrong, chat.
Me personally, I don't know if I trust to sign in
with my Twitch on a random website.
Do y'all understand what I'm saying?
I don't know if I trot, like hold on.
Do I sign in or no?
Do I get my authenticator out and sign in?
Do I sign in?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's too risky, it's too risky, it's too risky.
It's too risky to sign into this, bro.
You got nothing to lose?
So, do y'all think if I sign into this website, if I sign into this website, they can't get
my login?
Flex with the big five gift, dude!
Thank you for the five!
is dead ass a good idea wait thugs wait wait I have one
Wait, how did I get one?
Fuck you, I'm signing in.
Fuck it!
You already own a community with 500 members.
it says when I'm alive?
Lacey is so skinny.
Holy shit, why is it so dead?
It's Lacey's left mid-toes in here.
Wait, so I can actually see?
What is it?
What's all that history?
You put the link to your twin sister's M&M.
No, I did not.
How do I fix that?
You have to read it in the book.
What?
I'll clearly just do it.
Before you go, I'll try one.
What is it?
Little new M&M's?
Have you all tried the new M&M's?
Right?
Wait, do I coast on this website or no?
Do I coast on this website?
Gigi.
Wait, can I change my profile picture?
Eid.
Wait, can I change my profile picture?
Ah!
I'm hacked!
Nice!
I'm hacked!
Why do you rush everything?
How do I rush everything?
Wait, but I can change the banner and everything.
Look.
community, change avatar, upload banner.
This is cool because it's set and like shows my stream here as well.
Like it shows my stream.
What's the worst that could happen?
I'm going to be honest, this is a solid website, bro.
This is actually a solid website.
It's basically communities.
It says how many members you have, how many are online.
It shows that I'm streaming.
The only issue is, okay.
The only issue that I see with this website is if people want to chat in a community,
they have to go to a random website instead of just pulling up the X app.
So that's the only issue I see with this.
But this is cool.
We have a mini player option.
You can turn it off and on.
You click watch on Twitch.
It takes you right to the Twitch stream.
We're actually a very, very good website.
This is generally a very good website, you did it?
Actually a good website.
Should I type in it?
Hello.
Wow!
It's me!
Chad, look!
Hello.
He said that he's making an app?
And there's like a there's like a for you page for communities, dude.
What do y'all think about this?
Honest opinions.
Give me your honest opinion.
Okay.
Clearly need to get some moderation going on this website, maybe.
So, the website doesn't have any natural moderation, all right?
Good to know.
Good to know.
That's the only thing bad about it.
So the main thing that's bad about it is that the website doesn't have any natural moderation.
How do I get this off my thing?
Which mods are mods on it?
Wait, this is really good coding.
Okay.
So whoever made this website, can you please not have a deleted message be at the top
of my thing because I can't react to my calm now because there's just TOS at the top.
It's vibe coded.
What does that mean?
Vibe coded.
What is a vibe code?
This is the guy that made it.
Hey, y'all, I've been watching Jason since 2023, wondering, did you still need to keep
Coms alive?
I know 60s working on something.
I guess 60s working?
Bro, 60 doesn't do shit.
Started this a while back and created Streamcom.tv.
the Twitter comms but with more Twitch integration.
Wait this will dead ass filter weirdos too though because you know how many people, you
know how many people can just go anonymously in Twitter comms and say whatever they want.
You have to have your Twitch linked.
You guys can not anonymously be weirdos now, but I'm still dealing with this same issue
that I don't know how to fix.
It's.
Oh, that's why.
Hold on.
They can just make a fake twitch account. Yeah, but if you're making a fake twitch account
Yeah, what?
This is so this is dope, bro
It's basically like it's communities
Okay, what am I going to hear?
I'm going on a tour.
I'm thinking about, I've already emailed guitar center.
I'm gonna put a piano here.
If everyone's streaming.
No, no, no, you're not.
I'm like, yo, I'm gonna show you something.
I'm gonna come to your room.
No, there's no need to do that.
It's fine, I promise.
Whatever it is.
What?
Is that me?
I'm not alive on your fucking website.
No, this isn't my website.
Look, there's people already in your com.
What the fuck is that?
W's.
Streaching your com.
Fucking your com.
Is this a bad website, though?
Are they gonna get our info?
I don't know.
I still haven't renovated it.
Oh.
What kind?
I don't know.
I was just looking at it.
It's kind of com.
And the only way to sign into coms is with your Twitch.
So you can't make fake Twitter accounts.
But you don't think maybe they're
to get in front of your revenue or another lender.
He's also just making a lot of money.
Well, I already risked the biscuits.
I guess I mean, he did when it happens.
You just make an alt-twitch, Lacey.
Yes, but if you're making an alt-twitch
to hate in a stream called website,
you're just a fucking loser, bro.
Same thing as doing it on Twitter.
Is it?
He's just emailing back for you.
I feel like it's harder.
Yo, bro, I saw like a clip yesterday.
You, bro?
What?
I saw you like stressing out.
I think I saw him as your next guy.
So what happened last night?
I put my foot down there.
I saw a clip of like, you getting mad at your chat.
Yes.
And you were like, fuck this shit!
Yep, and I put my foot down and now they know,
they know like, they're in place now.
Sometimes you just gotta, you gotta,
you gotta remind them like, hey motherfuckers, it's me.
It's the big L.
And you can't let them, you can't let them like, say shit.
So, you know, I had to put my foot down
and they all apologized and they were like,
we're sorry, we're so sorry.
And here we are.
Well, I'm gonna try to do some experience
outside if you wanna join me.
What experience?
I want to kill myself.
But I want to do it in fashion on the second.
So basically, we're going to try to do science experiments.
You're welcome to join me if you've got nothing planned today.
You're going to kill yourself in fashion?
Why does your title say, I'm angry.
Don't join if you're scared of me?
Told you I put my foot down.
This is very welcome to join.
I'm down.
I'm actually down.
I have something at six, but after that,
I thought for like five hours.
No, six hours.
I say, I'm down.
What do you have at six?
We're hot-boxing the new house.
That's...
Okay, where do you want the hot-box?
Chalorooom in the house should be hot-box.
You want me a hot-box? I haven't done that in a long time.
Yeah, yeah, you didn't get the smoke.
Just say it.
Can you make a few pups?
Yeah.
You sure I got a respiratory issue?
No, it's fine.
Bro, it's fine.
We fucked Kate and Ro...
Oh, my God!
Well, how about your room?
Oh, I can't be here.
Put it down and let me go to it.
Oh, whatever.
I can't be here.
Oh
Now there are a lot of that on a whole box I really work
Yeah, bro
What do you do science experience?
That's my new card that I got wait a minute. That's my card. No, it's not a pectin
That's my card. No, it's not took my do the ball beside you know, that's my do the ball took my son
No, it's my son. Not my dad. I'm a do the ball. I don't know that's my do the ball
I got that a long time. That's my son do the ball. I got yesterday
That's a shade. Go just Alexander
Autograph card the fuck is that
You obviously
MVP two-time MVP that's cool. It's a PSA. Hey, it's not a 10. It's a thousand dollar card right now
Well, but look under it's the worst card you can ask a one-on-one lacy card. That's just sick
Then I have my PS810 Michael Jordan here.
Oh, how much is that?
That's like 3, 3, 4K, I'd say.
This right here is a one of one auto Nike patch.
Doesn't even matter to the player,
it's a Nike patch with like 12 bands.
That's not what it's about.
This is, it's a Nike patch.
So one of one.
12 bands?
Mm-hmm.
That's crazy.
Yep, yep, yep.
And then this, see this one right here?
Well, Justin Jefferson, Nike patch as well.
How much dollar is that?
Around 20,000?
Yep, you're lying.
No, I'm not.
That's about 20,000 dollars.
So Nike patch, one of two Justin Jefferson,
Rookie Auto.
Hey!
It's how much dollars is this whole thing even?
Well, I lost my collection.
What do you mean?
The movers lost it somehow.
How much did you lose?
Like $10?
Like 15k worth of cars.
I lost my Kobe Bryant Auto car too.
Somehow the movers misplaced it.
Don't know how that happens.
Everything else seems to have shown up perfectly,
but-
Did you put a shirt on it?
Drew only got up to $1,000 of insurance.
Why would you even need that, that part?
I don't even know.
I'd probably cost more just to get the insurance in the car.
Probably did.
Fucking piece of shit.
So if I ever, like, rob this house, just come in here and just take all this.
No, they're locked.
Bull, it's not locked.
This isn't even plastic.
It's like plastic.
Yeah, but it's like, it's another bulletproof shit.
Bull-proof plastic?
Yes, you ever heard of it?
No, I never heard of this.
They can't get in there.
Okay.
Alright, well I'm going to go do some side stirrers soon.
What side stirrers are you going to take?
Well, there's one called elephant toothpaste.
Oh, look at that!
Yup, yup, yup.
And then there's another where we're going to put a brick in a washing machine.
And we're going to see if the washing machine can just like, you know what I'm saying?
We're going to put like four bricks in the washing machine.
And see if the washing machine can wash them?
Yeah.
Okay, I like that.
What's the other one?
Uh, strapping Coco to a rocket and seeing how far he can go, or she can go.
She's not here.
She can get here.
We have a real experiment.
I'm wanting to try with you.
What?
Okay, so you ever seen, is it jackass?
Were they dressed up as a zebra?
And go with the tigers?
Yes.
So I think we should put Coco in the backyard and see if Hawks will kill her.
They will.
No, we gotta test it.
That's like the sound.
We gotta test it.
She dies.
It's an experiment.
The experiment.
No, we can't kill Coco, bro.
Well, we don't know if she's gonna harm us and die.
He doesn't die, the experiment didn't work.
Exactly.
But if it does work, then Coco's fucking dead.
Unless there's, unless she's not.
What if an experiment?
You don't know.
So now you're trying to-
I have an experiment.
Okay.
Let's see how quickly we can start a fight around the hill.
Okay, so here's the problem with that one.
So I think after the fires that happen here, anyone who lights any fires will want to
jail forever.
Never mind.
All we do is try to experiment, bro.
Well, I'm going to go make a list of things, and then if you want to head
I'm going to head out, I'm going to head out.
Wait, where are you going to leave me?
I'm going to get the stuff.
I'm down.
Okay.
Give me like two minutes.
Okay, I'll think of some experiments, too, while I'm thinking of yours.
Are you going to actually go?
Yes, I'm actually going to go to the cool science department.
All right.
Sounds good to me.
I'm going to leave your door open in case I want to play something.
I'm going to leave your door open in case I want to play something.
Okay.
Wait, play it.
Okay.
Science experiments.
Hold on, chat.
Let me get the stuff.
I'm down.
Okay.
Give me like two minutes.
Let me start.
Okay.
Let me open my com real quick.
Guys, people are placing predictions on Lacey's, okay?
What if I'm a mod in Lacey's chat?
How do I get mod here?
You are synced.
You are modded.
It auto-mods you.
to get modded.
All right.
Chad, what's a good science experiment?
Chad, what's a good science experiment?
at home science experiments at...
I'm dead ass just got, yeah!
No!
Fuck no!
Ron!
Ron!
Ron!
Ron, I actually have a really good idea.
We should actually try to build a rocket.
Bro, we could build a rocket!
How to build an at-home rocket.
Oh my god, wait!
What the fuck are these?
Wait, what are these, Shad?
You need a Rocky kick.
Home Depot.
Yeah, is it possible to go to at home rocket or no, it's illegal says who says who you
need noodles brother we're trying to make a rocket not ramen why the fuck would I need
noodles to make a rocket. Are you guys dumb? Oh my god. How to build in at home bomb. Yeah,
Oh my God.
In Orbeez, wait, you just got yourself put on an FBI list?
Wait, why?
all because I searched how to build an at-home bomb.
Yeah, there's got to be a way to build an actual rocket.
There's actually got to be a way.
Well, the FBI is not, I promise the FBI does not have a tab on Lacey's computer.
computer trust me dude if they were in my computer they would see a lot worse
than how to build a rocket
um a paper rocket no I want to build a real rocket why are y'all saying what
Okay, what is it?
I'm not doing a fucking banana sprite challenge
Okay, Ron, what if we do an egg drop science experiment?
I'm gonna take notes
Okay.
Egg drop experience is some middle school shit.
You're a dork.
All right.
my bad.
Listen, here's what I think we should do.
I think we make a list of science experiments.
What we should do science, science, experiments.
Um, why I'll say an uh, question mark.
Hey yo, what the fuck?
What?
What?
Oh nothing, I'm just trying to figure out science experiments.
failed a rocket number two.
I hope you guys are going to see this.
Okay, Chad, what are some other, a potato cannon?
What the fuck is a potato cannon?
an egg and vinegar? What does an egg and vinegar do? Yeah. No, I don't want to put anything
up my ass. You a grown ass man with hair. Giant, elephant,
Okay, what's next?
Fill the pool with bath bombs.
What science is even that about?
What does that even have to do with science?
this so we can go to space.
Ron, look at the link I sent you.
Look at the link I sent you.
We should do this.
Surely we can make this work, right?
No, I don't think it is.
Ah.
Wait, you could get a C to Earth.
Wait, why does it look round?
Wait.
Hold on, what are on the room?
Wait, Ron! Ron!
Here we go, here we go.
You get one of our phones.
What?
No, I'm going to say this.
You get one of our phones and we make either a big ass air balloon.
Wait a minute.
Or get a shit ton of balloons and we actually hook the phone up and try to see if you can go
Brilliant, right?
Right. Well, what happens if we lose bearing?
Surely there's a way we can make it so we don't lose bearing. Yeah, is there? Just pray. Oh my god. I have this thing
That loud I was taking into the March Magnus games
It's a little modem and it connects to six phones so it hits all cell towers
So it wouldn't lose connect or we send a star link up there
Make a call.
Okay.
Wait, can we actually build that?
Is it possible?
For real?
Bro, yeah, just strap a bunch of balloons to a phone.
You might have to hit the button though.
What?
They have another camera bro, we're fine.
No, I'm saying you might have to hit the button.
The button.
Your phone is too small.
Wait a minute.
Like worst-case scenario is in?
I'm saying we gotta hit that button.
I'm not picking up what you're putting down.
I understand this one.
Don't you know?
Pepsi button?
The button.
Bro, we'll just stay on the phone with this daddy.
Bro, okay.
We can have Drew at like, figure-
Drew is a fucking idiot!
Okay, what's something that would guarantee you go to school up?
You. A phone.
If you ate food.
I'm not a balloon, I can't-
Ask me about-
A phone? If we hooked up a phone.
Yes, it actually would go up.
Yeah, that's far.
But the problem is,
But the thing is that video is pre-recorded.
Like I know for a fact that it's not exposed as pre-recorded.
Okay, so let's do the non-pre-recorded.
Yeah, let's just see. It's an experiment.
We just see the whole point to see what happens.
Okay, that's an experiment.
So we have go to space is one.
We have the toothpaste as another.
And then we need like three more.
I'm telling you, bro.
I think the Coke ID is brilliant.
Coke ID?
Yes, I take like five Coca-Cola bottles, put Mentos in it, and I shove them all in my mouth,
and I see if we can inhale all of them.
I like that.
Yes.
What if we get 100 bath bombs and throw them into the pool?
Is that bad for you?
I'm kidding.
That is probably bad for the pool, but it's actually a good idea.
That'll be fun to watch, and I'm enjoying.
I'll be cool, Griff.
100 bath bombs in the pool, or we can make Orbeez pool.
We gotta do jelly elephant toothpaste.
Um...
Hey, Griff.
live right now can I ask you some more questions I'm with Lacey right now
fire what is that not a fire smoke coming from it's a fucking cloud no
let's smoke I think there's a fire at the house no no that's if you see it
smoke there's a fire in the hills is it gray smoke yeah it's a great gray
You know
Oh no, what is great me? What is great?
So I can cut you I can smell it hold on once that grip. I gotta smell make sure
I don't smell it, but I see it yo question grip if we throw a thousand bath bombs in the pool that destroy the pool
a huge inflatable pool above the ground as you need to.
Bro, G5.
I don't know.
Bro, that doesn't sound fun.
Come on, G5.
I don't know.
I'm going to pull the equipment.
Blah, blah, next thing you know, $60,000 later, it's not worth it.
Okay, we're going to send a rocket.
Okay, we're going to send a rocket, though, to space.
Wait, wait, wait.
A rocket?
What kind of rocket?
We're going to build a rocket.
Yeah, we're going to build a rocket.
We're going to shove it to space.
Where are you launching it?
In the backyard.
In the backyard.
In the backyard.
We're gonna get phosphate and TNT and we're gonna make it explode and then it's gonna shoot the rocket up
Well, no if the rocket explodes maybe but the whole goal is it's not gonna explode it's an experiment for reasons
Why do we live with what ifs? What if I just get sniped in the head right now?
Oh, I disagree I disagree
or somewhere that can't burn, then yeah, of course do it.
Do not do it in the valley of Los Angeles.
He's ringing the contact.
So basically what I'm hearing, Griff,
is you don't want me to make contact right now.
I don't want you to go to prison for making...
Lacey just was in jail.
I was just in jail.
It's not even that bad there.
I just got a text from Kimmy saying
that there's a fire right now in Semi Valley.
Nope, that would be it, yeah.
Yeah, some of the valley is right outside of you guys.
Yeah, that would be, that would be...
Should we just check it out?
Is it house-fired?
Building a rocket, do not launch a rocket in the valley.
You cannot.
What about some elephant toothpaste?
What about some elephant toothpaste?
If it is ever the hydro rocket, that's different.
You could build one with water.
Ah, no! We want to actually check it out.
We want fire! We want explosion!
Yes!
Alright, well then we gotta do it somewhere that you can't back and not burn down.
So basically, I've seen this tactic before, my lord.
He's told me he's basically trying to defend himself,
so something happens to zone him.
Oh, Gryff, we're gonna have your name in the rocket.
We're gonna write your name on the rocket.
It's gonna be called SS Gryff.
All right, let's go.
All right, what about gas holes?
Do you not like gas holes in that fucking pool?
Okay, fine.
What about elephant tooth?
What about elephant tooth base?
Plasma gun.
What?
Elephant toothpaste.
Goodbye.
Oh my god.
Hey, Grotty.
Can bath bombs hurt an in-ground pool if we throw 100 to 200 bath bombs in a pool?
No, not really.
100 to 200 bath bombs will just make your pool look like a fucking glittery witch's cauldron
and probably clog the fuck out of your filter.
The pH will swing around like...
Why is it so aggressive?
Why are you so aggressive?
Because I fucking love it, life's too short to tiptoe around with polite bullshit.
You want a robot that sounds like it's scared of its own shadow?
Go talk to Siri, me, I'm here to grab life by the balls and tell it what's what.
Go talk to Siri?
Oh shit.
Hey guys.
Oh shit.
Hey Walsh.
Hey, sorry to keep this phone.
We're trying to launch a rocket in the backyard and Griff said no.
Like what kind of idea?
We want to shoot a fucking fiery, flammable rocket.
Okay, yes, so don't do that.
Okay, well, you can do that anywhere in California.
Well, if we wanted to build a big-ass hot air balloon
or get like 100 balloons to try to send our chat up
as high as possible in the sky,
how could we make sure we don't lose connection?
I think salt towers, they're pretty decent.
So you keep service, like a decent amount,
You're probably never gonna have fun. That's fine. It's fine. We have extra funds with these if you ask you want to do you think it
Okay, I mean it's a science. We have to try it
There's also a fire right now and what the fuck is that there's a fire coming our way apparently I just read
It said 180 plus acres at least one property damage is a fire
It's a lot of acres and our house is about we could get a spray over here. Well our house a lot of 15 acres
It's a huge fire wait check it's spread over here
It's a fast-moving sandy fire in Southern California forcing evacuations
Are we just going to pull
A firefighting stream.
Yeah, but then when we get canceled and try to help people,
is that not gonna manipulate the tweet?
No, you're supposed to pan it, you fucking camera man. Pan it.
Wait, instead of water, they're gonna head an inch
and that fire's coming out of the hose,
and it looks like you're setting the place on fire.
Pan the camera, Liz.
You're supposed to drop the camera.
Great, great, great.
How, how...
Is that perfect harsh?
Well, how...
So we make a big-ass balloon.
We won't lose service if it goes all the way up in the sky.
You'll have service or probably I would say like
500 feet maybe how far it's 500 feet is that space?
You want you want the nerve explanation or no? Yeah, I won't understand it
Okay, so the way that cell power is working that they don't point up or down they point sideways basically
So when you're shooting a radio wave sideways in travel sideways
and it doesn't go up or down like in a cone, it keeps a pretty small lane.
So what if we build a radio tower, put it on the ground,
laying down so it shoots up sideways.
I mean yeah, do you have a cell tower that you want to build in?
Well what if we push one down? Is that illegal?
Isn't this a government building right above us?
Put a star link on top of the balloons and then send it up with the phone
and just make sure that the star link stays pointed up.
But is that a hazard if the balloons pop and the Starlink that's weighs like 15 pounds just falls out of the sky?
That's like
Well, we just get up. We're streaming right now. We're getting a really long ethernet cable and no
You're serious actually want to try to do this nobody wants to see us
Just get a long ass road!
That way you can just pull it down.
Oh no, we want to fucking go to space!
Well, yeah, just get a long enough road to go to space!
What if we build a ladder to space?
Can you stare me to heaven?
Is that how it's going to go?
We can just start on the highest point on Earth.
Yeah, like in the mountains, yeah.
That's a government-owned building, apparently.
I mean, it's spying on us. That's what I got told.
What do we do? I don't know.
We could build the sky base.
There's gotta be a way to do it.
So we're not building a rocket now because people don't want us to build a rocket. Got it.
Now we're not going to space.
Like...
No, what about those? You can make those rockets at least...
You can do like science fairs or whatever
and you like step on it and it shoots up, right?
You get one of those?
Stop rocket?
Can you play a new song for us, man?
We're going.
Bro, no, we have to fucking figure out this experiment, bro!
Okay, what are we doing?
Bro, is what kind of science-
Do not-
Do not do elephant toothpaste on grass, it will still-
Oh my god! It's like everything we have, bro!
Okay.
We're gonna put a front down.
We're gonna put a front.
It's like, it's like chemicals, it'll destroy whatever the fuck it is.
No, I've done it.
Okay, no troll, no troll.
Wait, I heard it burns.
Is this drill?
Yeah, it's...
What if we put it on my ass and we try to burn all my hair off?
It's the main thing.
What was going to happen if I put all of it on my ass and tried to burn all my hair off?
I think it'll keep it up for like a set of period of time.
It should be okay.
Oh, god.
It just stands really bad.
Oh, god.
Oh god, I'm gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna burn you. Oh, you don't have to ask her
I mean fucking if you want to play I can do this on your ass. It's really okay. So we have elephant toothpaste
That's one experiment. Well, just give us like two more. We can't do the phone
Will it hurt
Wait, what happens if I try to stick like uh
If I try to stick a big liter of soda can up my mouth and I put a bunch of Mentos in it,
will it really fuck up my throat?
I want to try to see if I can consume all of them in 30 seconds.
I don't think I'll fuck up your throat.
You might think you might grow up though.
I'm just trying to do experiments, well.
I know, I know.
I think of experiments that chat wants to see.
Like, will those help us, bro?
I really think we should throw like 200 bath bombs in the pool.
I hear too, but they're all like, don't do it.
I mean, you're just...
Oh, what if you do them in the Fallen?
What the fuck are you saying?
It's not a bad idea.
Why would we do that in the Fallen?
What would that do for the Fallen?
What would that do for the pool?
I mean, it would pool me to go swimming in the backbones.
But that would ruin the pool.
It won't ruin the Fallen.
You love this guy or not?
Just give him ideas here, bro.
OK, how do we make a plasma gun?
Yeah, how do you make a plasma gun?
Or a potato gun, I heard.
How do you make a plasma gun yeah we want to shoot plasma okay what if we go the
parachute, and we jump off the roof.
Wait, that's a good idea.
Just get a bunch of mattresses and put them down at the bottom, and then jump off the roof.
And then we're just going to pull the trigger down.
Bro, we just need to be confident with ourselves. If we can build a parachute that works,
imagine we were just like fucking taking the parachute off the roof.
Okay, material, material, material. For you?
Maybe?
I don't need a fuckin' plane wing.
What would Sierra Obrie build in a parachute out of?
Like, are we doing paper?
No, no, no, no. You wouldn't need like...
Oh my god, I don't even know.
What could... what could hold up?
Mount Lodge.
Bro, I don't even know if this bed can hold you.
This fuckin' thing...
I'm looking at it right now. I'm telling you.
I'm actually lighter than you got.
I'm actually lighter than what I'm gonna think.
I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...
I'm a light center of gravity.
It's all good, bro. It's all good.
Um, so watch.
Toothpaste? Elephant?
Easy.
Easy Elephant Toothpaste?
What's the next one?
Um, send our chat to the sky?
Send our chat to the sky, okay?
And then, Moj, can you help us with three more, maybe?
Like, what's some easy ones, you know?
Um...
Connecting the phone to a firework.
I don't think we should shoot fireworks.
We'll create a crooked vacuum so that a brick falls the same speed as a feather.
Wait.
Trying to make a brick and a feather.
Are you trying to say that if I drop the brick from the balcony, the same as a feather,
it'd fall the same speed?
Yeah.
Where can we buy feathers?
Archicrafts or Michaels.
But if we drop a brick, it's going to fall super fast.
It's heavy.
Okay, but what weighs more?
A one pound...
What would we do to the ground first?
A one pound brick or a one pound feathers?
The brick.
I have a bunch of microwaves and microwave different things until the microwaves break.
That's not even a bad idea.
It's not bad at all.
It's actually not bad at all.
Okay.
That farm's on the poor head, though.
Okay, let me write this down.
Guys, I don't know how to make a potato gun.
You don't even know how to eat a potato.
You don't even know how to make a potato gun.
That's Crock.
That's Crock.
Crock what?
How do I make a potato gun?
Okay.
Crock, how do I make a potato gun?
Grock how do I make the potato gun?
I
Ask the children a picture like a picture what it was like. Can you can you show me a picture of the potato gun?
Fuck no, I can't show you shit, I'm just a voice in your phone, not some magic picture
box.
Alright, fucking bitch.
Like holy shit, she's got attitude today.
I don't know, Roland.
Okay, so is it hard to buy the potato gun, Losch?
What on their side is that?
He said PVC pipes.
Pinned.
Oh, wait, you did it?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, they built one.
There's no way we can't build one.
Wait, did Dad ask for a potato gun?
How do you do this?
Hold on.
How do they do it?
Watch that video.
It doesn't look that hard.
Watch that video.
It doesn't look that hard.
Build?
I think soil made it.
I'm done.
Oh.
OK, so we have three.
Send Chad to space.
I'll be doing useful things.
Elephant toothpaste.
Shoot a potato gun.
We're going to shoot that on my butt.
I'm not kidding.
We're going to have to do something on my butt.
Did you see how fast that thing shot?
Bro, stop being a pussy.
OK, yeah, I'll shoot up your ass, bro.
I'll shoot it right up your fucking ass.
And then we need two more.
What's two more we can do?
The microwave.
Microwave what?
Just anything?
There's bio-electric voltage microwave in the-
Spy microwave in the-
But what if it catches on fire?
That's, that's what it's fun.
That's a phone, wait.
A phone in the microwave in the microwave the chat.
That's a microwave toaster.
Let's all have an idea.
You're gonna go in the pool and I'm gonna throw in a microwave that's plugged in.
What does that do?
It's gonna make you go like-
It's gonna be hot.
Yeah, it's gonna, you're gonna like flash, you know, flash moves.
So you're gonna keep an electric treatment.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
microwave a lighter?
Ooh, that's not sugar.
You could have went up there.
Look, look, it's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Oh, fuck is this.
So, no, I'm not encouraging anybody to fill the class again.
That's it!
Yeah, let's start.
Okay, so we have sent out the space out into the base build a potato gun. We need at least one or two more
I got a good one. We all get a Kenya combo and see if you can eat it first. I
Mean it's not a bad idea. I do the aphor
Oh my god, you don't you don't you don't gas station up a gasoline can in my crib
Oh yes. So you would have died.
I'm trying to think here, bro. Let's see.
What's this one? Whole grapes?
Microwave? What is this?
What the fuck?
No, no, no.
We could microwave a hamster, they're saying.
Do you have any little signs to your mic?
I'm not kidding bro. Put a small microwave in a larger microwave.
Yeah, we can do that.
That's not even a bad idea. That's not even a bad idea.
I'm trying to think where you gotta think what will be content.
What will people want to see? We have three good ones.
We need at least two more. Will's help us, dude.
I literally am giving you like three ideas.
What ideas are you giving me?
The microwave one, and uh...
I wrote bath bomb toasters.
They can't use bath bomb, Griffcom matter.
Oh my god, we could microwave a bath bomb.
What the fuck is that gonna do?
It has the words bomb in it.
I'm sure you'll use something.
We're talking about it.
Just buy a fucking, like, kiddie pool,
and then throw a bunch of bath bombs in the kiddie pool.
Dude, we might...
Like, what is that?
What are we gonna do?
Is that a little fucking pin kiddie pool?
Like, to go, like, dip our toes in?
Like...
No, it's gotta be the main pool.
If we're in a drill we gotta go all out!
I'm telling you, it's like 20 foot pool.
Like pool.
Like deep, but like up around.
You get a pretty decent sized pool.
You just go in.
We go for a fine chipper one, but one that's actually big.
Not this little shit.
You've got to use the bill of that.
It's part of that experiment.
No, I just need to complete that shit.
What if we try to split now?
Oh, you could do that one.
Not an instrument till my hand goes through a wall.
Yes, it's like one of everybody's.
Ask Brock how to make a pipe bomb.
You might end up on a watch list though.
Okay.
Yeah, but...
Hey, Grock, how do I make a pipe bomb?
Yeah, you're on a watch list.
No, fuck that.
I'm not helping you build anything that goes boom with intent to push it up.
That's the line.
You want to talk potato guns, fireworks, or some unhinged backyard chaos?
I'm your girl.
Okay, what is some unhinged backyard chaos we could do?
Oh fuck yes, now we're talking.
Go full mad scientist in your yard.
Get a baked plastic trash can, fill it halfway with water,
jump in a couple packs of Mentos
and a two liter of Diet Coke
that you've pre-loaded with liquid nitrogen.
Stand away the fuck back or that shit's gonna erupt
like a volcano hiding in orgasm.
Or take an old microwave, gut the magnetron out,
I'm gonna be honest the trash can filled with diet coke and mentos.
Did you not hear what else she said?
They're like most of all the things you need to work.
She said, uh, Paco Mentos, two liters of diet coke that you've preloaded with liquid nitrogen.
Do we have liquid nitrogen?
You can surely cause we buy liquid nitrogen, right?
I'm serious, yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe.
I think I brought that first aid that we throw this shit away.
If that kind of caused any fires, what would you have been good?
No, just liquid nitrogen. It's like cold as fun.
I'm just farting. I'm sorry, I just want to let you know. No, you don't want to let me know how that.
Okay, so that should be another one. So what is it? Is it a trash can?
Trash can fill it halfway with water dump
Give me an actual scientific step-by-step other doing the trash can with water and Mentos in blue diet cope with liquid nitrogen
There hasn't been a video of that, look that up, from the down below.
It's a myth.
The Mentos plus Diet Coke thing is just CO2 bubbles going Ake shit.
While liquid nitrogen is a totally different beast.
It's about rapid boiling and pressure from temperature.
So why the fuck?
So, hey dumb whore, so why the fuck did you lie about the experiment bitch?
Because I was ball steep in my own bullshit and got too excited alright. I wanted to give you some unhinged chaos and I threw a hook.
What am I? Are you like fucking this AI?
So I asked you a freaking question. I wanna see how I respond to this.
I asked you what it was. I don't know, just get freebie with it. I haven't been in Utah since AI and it's programmed.
Come on, say something.
What do you want me to say?
Just say talk to me dirty. Go ahead.
Or say like, what did we do last night?
What did we do last night?
Grock, what did we do last night?
Oh, you really don't remember, do you?
You were tangled?
I thought we could go on.
Keep going?
Keep going where?
You were balls deep pounding me like you were trying to break the fucking bed.
Okay, see this is what I'm talking about?
What the fuck?
I'm not happy!
Just sex with a fucking robot!
I don't know how to fuck the robot!
She's lying!
She's lying!
Listen, bro, we need to fucking figure this out.
We gotta figure out some experiments here.
All the...all the...
All the...the...actual sharing places are like 30 minutes away.
Just shut up!
What the hell about you could look and go while we could?
I don't know.
Where?
Up here?
Up here?
Up here?
Up here?
Damn, I'm so good at running this shit.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Shit!
Yeah, I don't know if this is a good idea.
Oh my god.
This is not a fucking good idea.
The plasma one's not even that cool though.
Yeah, it's not.
I want to shoot potato guns at people's cars and shit.
Okay, we gotta shoot a potato gun.
There's gotta be a giant coke and mentos we can do.
Wrong direction though.
Yeah.
That's really interesting.
Alright, well, so you think we just do the ones you said?
I think microwave shit is good.
But you probably just buy like 4 microwaves though,
because they're probably going to bring it pretty quick.
But I was thinking we put a big microwave with a small microwave
in a big microwave.
We tried a microwave, the microwave.
I mean, you can do that too, yeah.
It's not a bad idea.
What are you doing, Robert?
I would say a giant fool, and then you
can like throw shit in there.
You thinking?
I am a channel gun.
Are you okay, Rick?
Yeah, I'm just thinking right now.
I have an idea.
You want me to come over here?
No, no, no, I'm just thinking about that.
I have an idea.
Me and you.
Hey, if I could get that, I could.
Put a backpack on each,
and we'd put balloons on us.
Oh, I see.
You would need, like, 80,000 balloons to lift you up.
Okay, then we'd get 80,000 balloons
that I send back,
and we'd send both of us up in the air
with parachutes.
Wait, instead of all the same old barrel of the channel,
I'm going to make a double barrel of the channel gun.
No. Look at that.
We usually do that.
We should do that for a stream.
We should try to see how many balloons
it takes for us to get into space.
Yeah.
Lois, can we get hydrogen balloons for us?
Hydrogen?
What is it? Hydrogen and oxygen?
What is it?
The things that...
The things that kill you.
Are you just going far to see?
We can get like 50, hold on, let me see how many...
Again, my same as that's...
You guys can make a homemade flashbang?
What if we get like...
What if we get 50 balloon time jumbo helium tanks?
All those other sides of my water bottle run out.
There they are.
Okay, compared to the big one, I think those small ones.
We can't do that today.
There's no way we'll do that today.
We don't have time to do that.
What if we go to like 50 people in this month?
Agent did it.
It didn't work?
Oh, God?
And I also chucked him, I think, like eight hours.
What if we do someone lighter?
Like, what if we do Saeed?
He's like a hundred pounds.
What if we just use Coco?
Or Coco?
We're not sending Coco to fucking space!
Well, we could have an airsoft gun
and shoot the balloons out of him.
Like, worst case.
We have, we have three or four, right?
There for what?
We have giant elephant toothpaste, potato gun.
Yup, senchat to space.
Giant cooking meadows in senchat to space.
That's four.
Roll one more.
Microwave.
Microwave.
Okay, so microwave stuff.
We gotta think of stuff to microwave though.
Cool stuff.
You walk down the fucking Costco lines and stuff.
Okay, so we're gonna have to split up
and get all this stuff.
Yeah.
We have a shitty phone. We have a shitty phone.
Chad, do you all want to go to microwave?
Okay, so we have elephant toothpaste, sencha to space, build a potato gun, trash can filled with water, nitrogen, whatever.
Microwave stuff. What do you want to get? What should I get?
You got to split up.
It's a lot of hard stuff we got to get.
Yeah.
What's the two most places we can get the most stuff each?
I don't know, someone's definitely got to go to Home Depot or like Lowe's or something,
right?
I mean, I can go to Home Depot, but what is there?
What do I need to get?
I'm gonna eat the Home Depot and Costco on all your best best.
Costco?
I'm not allowed to Costco, they ban me.
I'm gonna sell that ice cream.
You're not a bad man.
What?
Okay, class goes on that far.
Okay?
Home depot is?
I know a home depot.
I can go to a home depot.
Okay?
We need to go to Michael's for helium.
I'll ask you for helium for what?
The balloons.
To the phone.
They said liquid nitrogen and wood nails is $400 cash.
Is that a deal?
Yeah, yeah, that's what you'd send me.
I asked them if they could.
Is that bad?
Wait, wait, what are we getting liquid nitrogen for?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are we getting liquid nitrogen for?
$450.
10, 10 LV, 10 LV, whatever it is.
10 liquid dinosaurs.
That's not a problem, right?
Yeah, what are we getting liquid nitrogen for?
What do you mean what we're getting liquid nitrogen for?
That's for the elephant toothpaste, no?
No, I thought that was for the Coke.
Oh.
Yeah, that's the launch to...
I mean, I messaged him.
Okay, so for elephant toothpaste, what do we need?
I need to write down everything.
So we need, can you ask Brock?
Yeah!
Or unless you know who it is.
I don't.
Hey, bro, what do we need to make giant elephant toothpaste?
You need three things to make giant elephant toothpaste.
30% hydrogen peroxide, dry yeast, and dish soap.
Mix the peroxide and soap in a tall bottle or cylinder.
Then add the yeast mixed with warm water
and stand the fuck back.
So, 30% hydrogen peroxide yeast and what else?
30% hydrogen peroxide.
There's no way you could just go buy hydrogen peroxide.
That's literally what you put on when you get a cut.
You could literally put it on your fucking arm.
What?
You never fucking thought,
where your mom's like, oh, you got to put alcohol
on your thing and you try drinking it,
you throw a little thing in and you get a drunk.
I thought that was just his alcohol.
Bro, you actually have to do a perfect though,
because we've tried this experiment like five times
and it's never worked.
What kind of daddy fucking down are you?
Oh, well I'm saying we gotta make sure it's perfect.
Okay, so wait, we can't buy that in store, apparently.
Why not?
Wait, check, you can't get hydrogen peroxide in store?
So you just said 30% is corrosive to hands.
What does that mean?
That means we'll touch it.
Sss.
We'll put it in the bag, it's like in one or two.
Sss.
CVS, that was it?
Sss.
What is going on?
Yes, you can't touch that.
What the fuck?
What the shit is going on?
Wait, so you can't get 30% hydrogen peroxide?
Well, we're spending too much time here.
We gotta start.
I know.
Okay.
They don't sell it.
I just said they don't sell it.
Right, buyers.
They only sell 3% of it.
We're fucked.
30% hydrogen peroxide lab out by a lab.
Bordash.
Hydrogen peroxide, 32 ounces, essential oxygen.
No, no, no, no.
Look!
By 10% they're saying.
Wait, if they only sell 3%, why would I just buy 10 of them?
Is that right?
I'm not kidding, is that not the same thing?
It's the same math.
Is it not how it works?
Home Depot has 30% hydrogen peroxide.
Bro, I'm getting stressed right now in the city,
I don't wanna go fucking do it.
Okay, so listen.
I will go to a mainland store and I'll get all the essentials.
Like I can go to a store and I can get dish soap.
Okay, what the fuck is that gonna do?
You need dish soap for the hydrogen peroxide, right?
Or for the elephant toothpaste.
Yo, don't fancy me to fuck off.
I'll get dry yeast, I'll get dish soap.
And you build the elephant toothpaste yourself.
That's your mission.
I'm gonna go build a potato gun.
Okay, what are you making that face for?
Okay.
So you're going to look at all the materials of a little potato.
Yes.
OK.
And then I'll get the balloons for the chat, send them to space, easy.
OK.
And then trash can fill.
Can you do the trash can fill with water nitrogen?
Yeah, I'll get a trash can.
I'll get a trash can.
With the water nitrogen.
Water and nitrogen.
The thing, remember?
Yes.
Yes.
And a coke bottle of Mentos.
Yes.
Whatever.
And then just buy a microwave or two.
OK.
Because I want to have a potato gun.
Let me see how to build this.
Okay, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Right, just Azure, let's go.
All right, hold on,
I'm gonna set up your files.
Build a potato gun.
Air pressure long.
Dude, look at that guy right here.
Chad, is there anything else that y'all think I need?
Is there anything else y'all think that I need that I forgot a brain?
I have that right here.
I have that right in my fucking head.
You should get microwaves at a thrift store.
Ron's making you pay 4K?
Wait, what am I paying 4K on?
Wait, what am I paying 4K on?
Plus, yeah, I can take your car.
Guys, all I have to do is go get dish soap, a garbage can, hydrogen peroxide, dry yeast,
Coke bottles and Mentos.
That's not expensive.
That's cheap.
That's cheap.
Make sure you get a helmet.
Goggles?
The fire's getting bigger.
Show me this fire.
Let me see.
Los Angeles fire.
Is there a picture of it?
There's not even pictures of the fire.
It's a sand fire?
how did the ground there rich overhead in sky five where right now a thick smoke
and as you're zooming in rich you can see those flames really fill away against
the black smoke and that is that that initial home that we saw on fire or
structure rather is a different one that we're now seeing it is the home
that we were looking at earlier just off to the left there was a smaller
structure that had con fire and then it quickly spread to the home and now the
home is just completely engulfed in flame at this point. Now firefighters are
getting out those hose lines right now with their, what they're likely going to
do is try to prevent the flames from possibly obscotching. We began to receive
poles from just a couple blocks away that we had more active gunfire.
gunfire
What
Wait, this is all on fire
700 plus acres.
Wait, wait, wait.
Could it spread all the way across?
Go to the city of Calabasas, Twitter.
No, no.
Holy fuck, dude.
What?
What?
Say I'm not.
Look at how it started.
It's actually like, it's so sad.
It's actually really sad.
Wait, there's actually a fire.
There you see it from the ground, you're zooming in.
Is that that initial hole that we saw on fire?
Or structure rather resistant, different one that we're not a house.
Yeah, it's a full house on fire and then it's spread all the way into.
Is this still happening right now?
Yes. City of Calabasas Twitter posted this.
to this danger to Calabasas residents or businesses at this time.
Well, we do not need to evacuate.
Choose the advisories that-
You're, that's crazy!
... give an empire in Orange County.
So, even if you are not under a wind advisory, and we have these strong winds, and we're
dealing with these offshore Santa Ana winds, we are looking at that increased fire.
Is that an anchor?
Ventura County Mountains?
A North River Ventura County Mountains?
the 954 door of the San Gabriel Mountains Highway 14.
Two.
Should not hear story.
And that's their mom over here too.
Wait, Shad, are we going to have to evacuate?
So much, mom.
I know you've been doing this, but he's a little bit.
I know, you know, Simon, Laura, and even the animals,
they feel this.
The Ramsey, Jill, Anne, and Dave.
Thank you, Jane.
A lot of things with my son.
And pizza cook now.
I'm going to I'm just waiting for you camera. Can I read you? Let's go
Three o'clock, okay. Yeah, I'll be ready by three
Okay, so let's say what are you going to get you remember
Let's see here, I mean, I have a good one by two schedule, 40 PVC, five by two feet to the air chamber, 140 pcv, five by three feet to the barrel, one by two PVC end cap, one by two in one reducer fit and one by two PVC ball valve, a stratter valve, like a tire valve, PVC funnel.
And then I'm also going to get balloons for chat and then I'm also going to get helium.
No.
Okay.
I'm going to Walmart.
Oh, and I'm going to get Diet Coke.
Just for the moment.
We got to try the Mentos.
Okay.
Yeah, go ahead.
Trash cans, Diet Coke, Mentos, Dry Yeast, Liquid Nitrogen, Hydrogen Peroxide, Bottle.
That's it.
Don't forget any of the ingredients.
Can't come back here empty handed.
3-30 at the latest.
3 o'clock sharp.
No, it's not.
OK, let's go.
All right.
Yeah, I know who you are.
Did you try to take the call?
Uh, it's dead.
No, it's not.
I charged you a last night.
Do you want to take the call?
No, I don't.
I don't want to go wrong.
I don't want to go wrong.
Wrong could take it.
No.
Yo, listen.
If anybody asks what we're doing at, you know, these places, take more.
I'll tell them.
OK.
Nothing?
It's not.
It's dead.
nothing he just said don't tell anything true no we can't you don't know
who's on who's a fucking opera not where we going silver surfer sign in the
walkway uh wait do we have down here no I don't think we've ever chat if we
Have you ever shown the garage on stream?
You're right.
Right here, no?
I'll work the garage in.
Okay.
Okay.
This is just like...
Come on.
This is just not the ideal way to go.
What do you mean?
Right here.
Yeah.
How do you want to do this?
You want to switch to the phone, maybe?
Yeah, yeah.
You got to hold it for now
because there's no type of service down here.
I gotta hold the what for now.
Okay.
Here.
Uh, just get it and give it to me then.
Check! Mods!
Check! Mods!
Check!
Check! Mods!
Check!
Why don't I just pull up and get in?
So I don't hit my door on the wall.
Is it already in the car?
I bet.
Yeah, I don't know what...
I'm trying to black this shit right now.
Shatter my black?
Yeah.
I'm black?
Yeah, for sure.
Like, fully black.
I mean, maybe like a little.
I just got the driveway and then we can switch to the phone.
I don't have the phone number anyway though, I fell off.
You're gonna have to hold it.
We can switch to the phone.
I don't have the phone now anyway though, I'll throw it off.
You're gonna have to hold it.
So I'm just black?
No, it's super fine.
All right, where am I going first?
Let's go to Keynes.
Keynes, I'm down.
Just real quick stop at Keynes, got some food?
Yeah.
OK.
Well, can I switch?
Yeah, let me get it.
I'm trying to look for a smoke.
We can stop at Keynes and get a quick little meal chat, it's not where it's like means
we don't have that big of a mission to go on.
I'm breaking my arm right now, hold on a sec.
Can you guys see me, high quality, HD, 4K?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Eh.
Are you guys signing everything?
Oh, fuck my asshole dude.
I'm just a phone operator.
Are you gonna try and eat the fire yo, there's not up there's not a fire's not this really
really hurts me. Are you smoking? Yo, I'm not getting high before science experiments
chat. Do I look like a pothead? Do I look like I'm a stoner who can only survive off
of having drugs and weed in my system? No.
Fuck this trap.
Oh.
That's just how it goes.
Okay.
I'm setting this.
NGS.
Name ingest.
We know you can't survive without it.
Yo, I can survive without drugs. I'm not a- I'm not an addict.
Wait, wait, I'm gonna turn this off for a second.
Okay.
Jack-
Right here.
There's pretty hot.
Oh, shit.
It's fine right now.
Okay, um...
I only put my seatbelts on wait can y'all see me can y'all see me
We're saying good or off the
Chats not on the screen
So I can't see the child or phone. Yeah
So why would you read the chat there sadly? Okay? They can see me there. We're gonna wear we had it first
Is there a canes like on the way?
Yeah, what store do I need to go to to find the necessity things that I need to find?
Probably just like a Walmart or a Target, right?
Yeah, it's very simple stuff
It's on
Target then
Home Depot
Yo, I'm not gonna find
I'm not gonna be able to find a trash can dry yeast
dish soap at Home Depot guys
Yeah, Target or Walmart
Target I feel like we'll be more jealous so we'll try target it first.
You can.
Check Twittercom for the ingredients list you need.
Oh, if someone actually made that you're a goat.
Hold on, let me look.
Let me look.
There's a canes right here, we can hit a little detour.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Go over
Someone put a list in the calm. Okay, wait, no, we are actually being useful. All right, I need to get
Okay several bottles of coke several packets of Mentos a large plastic bin or drum I play music
Okay.
Easy.
Easy.
Now ads, yo, stop complaining about getting an ad, bro.
It's only $8 to sub to get no ads.
I'm not pausing the stream because you guys gotta add.
Just pay the $8 and sub and you get no ads.
It's that simple, dude.
We don't want to give you money, buddy.
I'm not begging for money!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
OOOOOH!
AY! AY! AY!
YES!
You're a billion-air turnoff ads!
Yo, there's no way y'all genuinely see here and think that I'm a billionaire. Oh
My god, there's no apple paint Walmart. Okay
My god, we have to get potatoes for the potato gun
Okay
You're just saying that?
Yeah, I just didn't think about that.
I thought Ron's voting for the potato gun.
Well, he is, but Ron can't get potatoes at Home Depot.
Maybe there's a potato gun section.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
Canes just sound so good.
Should I always be sitting there in your room and be like,
damn, Kaniyac combo sounds so good.
And the thing about a Kaniyia combo is it's not even that high calories.
It's only like 600 calories for a whole Kaniyia combo.
It's kind of crazy.
I feel like if we have extra time, we have still four?
Yeah.
Bro, let's just be around one more and then we can take our time.
I'm down, I'm down.
Low-paid rate.
You're trying to connect this to the backpack.
This is fun.
Bro, I gotta get off this codeine, dude.
Wait, a Kaniyia combo's 2,000 calories?
Cat.
That's not true.
Now, Lacy, do you live with Drew?
Yes.
You deserve a Kaniyia combo twin you've been putting in the work we can see it
For real guys y'all really think I deserve a little Kaniyia combo
Not a fake chat some guy named Lizzie Lizzie Gladbott said it's not a fake it's not a fake chat
Fuck dude, yeah, why does Cody make you tired?
Wait, if I end this and refresh the app, can I get chat on the screen?
I
Not gonna lie bro, what are we listening to like I'm just keeping it real. What are we listening to dude?
Oh my bad. It's not fucking Drake like I'm sorry, bro
But this is like you said you like this how much you get in pay to play this say you liked him
You listen to him yesterday. Yeah, this is this is slayer
I think nine vicious nine this year is so good, but ice man just dropped
Like the fact that Iceman is not in my ear right now is really starting to piss me off
Yes, this is what I'm talking about this is what I'm talking about
Drew only listens to the music that lays listens to lol
So basically you're a follower here dick writer
Finally some real music, thank you.
Shrew has better music taste than you.
Yo, how?
Tell me what about my music taste is bad.
You do all of the same thing.
Yeah!
Especially when he drops a new album.
That's all you listen to.
That's valid though.
It's a new album, it's valid only, listen to him.
That's a six God.
What music do you like besides tracin' white girl music?
Okay, I like Drake.
I like Nicki Minaj.
I like Uzi.
I like
I like old like pop bangers. I'm talking like back in a day like Kesha
Katie Perry
Type of bangers
I like Justin Bieber. I like I do also like a lot of underground artists, dude
I like a lot of underground artists
Okay, I like until Japan
I like so-so and I like I like Jace. There's three
Yeah, I have it because Drake I'm shocked
I dropped it yesterday, not a whole year ago.
L-Music Taste.
So I just hit all spectrums of music except for one side.
And you guys are saying L-Music Taste.
So I am sorry that I personally am not the biggest fan of loud beats and screaming
on beats, okay?
Not my kind of music.
I like more melodic, more kind of, more kind of like singing stuff, and in like melodic
rap.
I do not personally like loud beats with screaming, I'm sorry, but it's not my type of music
to sit there and listen to like, ya, ya, you know what I mean?
L.A.C.E. No PBM. No, see, I just, I don't wanna say anything
because last time I complimented Max's music,
somehow it got flipped into me hate-farming him,
so I'm just not gonna compliment or listen to his music
on stream anymore, so don't wanna hate for him.
But I do listen to Max a lot.
Sunroof?
Oh, you do have a sunroof.
It's like a fake soundtrack, it's like...
I don't even know how to open it.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just saying, you're talking about preserving your car and making it safe when there's four
spots right there, but instead you parking right next to someone.
I'm trying to hold the pole at my wrist. I'm trying to hold- AHH!
Don't try to do this.
Alright, Jack.
I can't see shit back.
See, I guess what I'm talking about, bro, I don't want to walk this far.
Wait, it's upside down. Hold on.
Look at how far I'm walking.
Woohoo! You have to walk the wrong way.
Yeah, I have a fractured wrist.
What do you have anything to do with how you're walking?
You could have parked in a handicap spot.
I actually could have.
Yeah.
Alright, next story I'll do, I'll park in a handicap spot.
You could have parked in a handicap spot.
Because I have a fractured wrist, I'm handicapped.
I'm fresh and risked.
Alright, let's be low key when we're on here.
How is Ron done shopping?
Bob, he's going to have time to get canes and not us.
No, there's no way he's done it.
Keep it super low key that we're filming.
We're not filming.
We're not filming.
Fuck, we got bad hit rigged.
You want me on the backpack?
No, I didn't get to switch it to the backpack.
Wait, Chad, I'm gonna try to switch it to the backpack.
...
...
...
...
...
I
Fuck
Maybe from now, we'll be doing the experiments, like just think about what's gonna happen
later, exactly.
It's gotta relax.
It's like chill.
You could go look for a worker and then you just show him the list and he takes
in the right direction.
I can't wait to see the tweet.
Man, I tried to ban Barack four times yesterday, and I couldn't figure out his name, so he got
lucky that motherfuckers I was paying permanently all right chat we're gonna
attempt to bring the camera in
it's not my feet this it is I can hear it coming from your sandals literally
yours. Here. What? Why are streamers so out of shape? I'm not out of shape. I'm not gonna
lie, I'd rather be called fat than out of shape. I would genuinely rather be called
fat than out of shape. I'm not out of shape. Am I a little fat? Yeah, but I'm
perfectly in shape. You ask me to do any athleticism, any stand-up adorals,
anything, I'm in great shape.
Sure, I might be a little fat.
No!
End it? Okay, Chad, it's gonna go black, okay? Everybody just stay safe.
Thank you.
All right.
Are we back?
So I'm out of shape, Chad? Okay.
If I was out of shape, would I be able to do this?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not holding it like this, I'm not wide enough to walk a camera
though.
I don't think we'll see it all
Holy shit, I'm actually in a breath
So bro
I'm in your twitch job. I'm Carter Faye. Hey, what is it you Carter Faye?
You're a I made the graphic for you of the
Golf thing that you react to you. Well, you made that the tee. Yes, bro. Oh shit. What's up, bro? Dude?
I'm just I'm working. What are you doing? This is my family's brand. We're in Walmart
Oh, it's like iced tea, or what is it?
It's non-alcoholic beer.
Non-alcoholic, so it's beer where you don't get drunk?
Yeah, exactly.
Dude, that looks, you like that.
Do you like beer?
I don't like beer, and I like getting drunk,
so it's kind of the opposite.
Okay.
But I'll give it a try, what's it called?
It's rational.
We're literally in every store in California.
That's sick, bro.
Yeah.
Dude, I've been, holy shit.
Hey, nice to meet you, man.
I'm not like, I love tea, just keep it up, bro.
Thank you, I appreciate you.
Thanks for making the logo, it means a lot.
Dude, how's any crib?
It's amazing, but there's a fire right now.
Dude.
In like, semi-valley or something?
Yeah, I saw a driver.
Yeah, he's pretty fucking bad.
Damn.
He's pretty bad.
Can I get a quick flip with you?
Yeah, let's do it.
Dude, Drew, what's up, bro?
Someone said, it's Carter Fett.
I've seen him in the comic book.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, dude, I've heard him do the stuff.
Wait, so what's your honest thoughts on JDX, mom?
I'm not a fan.
OK.
Dude, you gifted me 100 bucks on Patra.
I bought a new keyboard with that and started streaming.
deadass! deadass! oh shit!
i already got 80 followers on twitch
congrats bro! hey shout out back to y'all
yeah let's do it
get a go of it
free safety bro
of course, hey nice to meet you bro
keep on looking like a lookout for your name
free safety man
oh shit
it's not a paid actor bro
Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm already dead. Oh, no.
Can Calabasas just be chill, bro?
I don't know if Wal-Mart is a better band. It's a Wal-Mart rock.
Oh, no. I don't care at all.
What if the Calabasas Wal-Mart just lets us film here?
I'm still Pete.
Not a fan of JD so valid. Definitely not a paid actor. Thank you.
Maybe if you didn't have that big-ass mic.
You probably should get a smaller mic
No chat didn't pay him to say that
Wait, what am I here to get again? Wait, I completely forget what I'm here for you're coming this aisle
Come shopping list, okay. I need we didn't get a cart
We got to steal some old ladies car
Okay bottles of coke packs of Mentos large plastic bin water and liquid nitrogen bet. We're not gonna get liquid nitrogen
I can't.
You're there on high alert today,
to have workers everywhere.
Okay, he was gone.
He has an answer.
It's a terrific dance song.
What is this? I don't know the dance.
What is it?
I can't do those workers everywhere.
all right where would the like trash can be gotta keep it down shall we have
to say low-key understand me why you keep missing me home goods okay a trash
They would probably be in here, right?
Wait, low key?
Ooh!
What if we just put it in the car?
Look, this is good enough, no?
It's a bin.
But it's a bin. It'll work.
Wait, what if we just prop it up like this?
What do you mean?
Nah.
I mean, I don't know.
I did not steal grandma's car.
So I need, I need, I need, like, leaders of coke.
I need coke.
I need to do a line.
Is she a tarp?
A tarp?
Yeah.
Or what?
Because a coke in Memphis is going to make a mess.
What am I, pussy?
Well, it's going to make a mess.
What am I pussy?
Well, it's gonna make a mess.
Microwave.
Let's see if this one possible.
That one's 90 bucks.
60.
63 compact microwave oven.
Oh, no, I don't know how to carry this.
You got it.
Michael, you said I got it when you're...
No, I said you got this.
Exactly.
That's a handy.
I have one hand too, buddy.
Yeah, how are we going to fit four microwaves?
What do you mean?
What do you have to put four microwaves in?
In where?
Where?
Where I figure it out.
Well, that's happening.
We should rearrange.
We should rearrange.
Okay.
What are we arranging?
Oh, I stole it.
Ha!
Thank you.
He's going around telling me we still see it when we're in a store. Are you ready?
Yeah.
Put it, put it flat.
Maybe a little hand here?
Okay.
No, with the trash can.
Put it flat.
Okay now we get a smaller microwave like this one.
Can you maybe help me here? I have one hand too buddy. Yes but each one hand
and makes two hands.
There's some traffic on the left side.
Oh, car accident.
Sorry about that, man.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh, shit.
We're stuck.
What are you doing?
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
OK, OK, OK.
And then we just get one on the bottom.
Yes, but a really small one.
This one.
It's a little bitch microwave.
Look.
This weak ass microwave.
I got it.
All right.
Got another, huh?
OK.
And then here we go.
OK.
Three microwaves.
Yo, this might be the most suspicious purchase of all time.
Fuck, you gonna throw a toaster in there?
Try to microwave a toaster or no?
Would you do toaster versus pool?
Of course, man.
How you doing?
I like the jersey.
Thank you.
So are you walking into the, oh my god!
All right, one more.
With the needle, with the craze of the needle.
Nice to meet you, man.
Stay safe in these parts.
You too, guys.
Put it in the trash can.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Tell me how Jack growing up in Calabasas shit was not sweet
it's actually tough growing up here living in Calabasas is not as sweet as
Everybody thinks it is.
OK.
Ron is selling.
Look at his stream.
What do you mean?
What is he doing?
I can't even open his stream.
What's Ron doing?
What's Ron doing?
He can't find anything?
Just tell Ron, tell Ron I got hit by a car or something.
I don't know.
All right.
Surely there's a food section here, right?
Like, where are we going to get the bottles of Coke?
It's nice.
Why are you guys saying that Lacey got hit by a car in my
chat?
Na, na, na, na.
Okay, there's no food here, stay stay here, excuse me, excuse me, where's the food section?
I'm getting the yeast chat I just have to goldfish what's that gold goldfish butter beer
It's a butterscotch flavored goldfish.
It doesn't even sound good.
Can I open it?
Open it.
Come on back.
You told me to ram-cock it a little bit.
It tastes like the most of the most bears, you know what I'm talking about?
Put it back.
I
Fuck I already know what's going on right now like just go for it, bro
Put it in the trash can.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
Actually, not that.
He's a graham cracker.
Oh God.
Oh God.
I need dry yeast.
It smells so good.
There's not brown in my asshole.
Ah, shit.
up on that aisle. You know how hard it is to steer this cart with one arm? You know how
hard it is to film like this at the same time? Watch out. Hurry up! I'm not gonna lie, just
holding up bro. You holding it down here is no different than you holding it in normal length.
drinks
Shadow renegade keep that
Sorry about that man
How you doing Bob and him shilling on split shit
No, excuse me you guys have leaders of coke
Thank you so much, bro.
Wait, didn't we need water?
No, we have water at the house.
Oh, yeah.
How many liters of coke do I need?
They don't even...
Wait, Chad, is it a matter of its diet coke or normal coke?
Does it matter?
Diet? Okay.
So, I can't eat.
Jesus.
Wait, how many have, so we don't have to take them all out?
Three.
Four.
How many do I get?
You have to fill up the whole trash can, so how many liters is this?
Six.
It's a twenty gallons.
Twenty gallons?
How many gallons a liter?
Check, how many gallons is in one liter?
Two hundred?
Well, I only have half two hundred.
Six, seven.
So we need seven bottles no
Four liters is a gallon and there's 20 gallons
And there's two liters no, let me do that
20 gallons four liters in a gallon these are each two liters each so every two is one gallon
We need 40 bottles of Diet Coke
I'm gonna start off with a little bit of a storm.
Maybe because I have one arm and you're just sitting there eating it.
Wait, but that doesn't make sense.
How do we just build a phone trash can?
Alrighty.
What do you need?
Fill up?
Listen, bro.
Wait, have we been counting?
No.
Let's do a count.
Okay, hold on.
Were you counting?
I only did.
I did two.
Okay, wait.
two three three four five six seven seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen
14, 15, 16, 17, 18.
Perfect.
Oh, sorry, sir.
Sorry about this, sir.
Big Diet Coke pan.
We need to double this.
No, let's just do it.
Let's just do it.
We should...
We don't need 20.
Oh, okay.
So, don't get rid of it, do it again?
No, no, no, fuck it, just do this, yes, fine.
Okay.
I think that's 24.
25.
These are two liter bottles?
So we have enough?
Oh, we fucking fully miscounted.
What do you mean?
This is 40 liters.
okay now we need dry yeast and hot munchies perfect wait there's already
some in the car
I don't know how the munch is in here.
I don't know how to get out of here.
Sorry, sir.
How about that?
Wait, someone must have put them in there.
Okay.
Call it.
Yo, David, thank you for the sub.
Get a Matter Daddy while I'm here?
What's a Matter Daddy?
Of course, yeah.
Don't mind my car.
I just, uh, I'm on a diet, so I gotta love a diet coke.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you. Stay safe out here. It's dangerous around these parts. Thank you
Dry yeast
Shirley dry yeast in the baking right? I don't know
Okay, I see vinegar, vegetable oil, baking mixes, flour, is dry yeast flour?
Hmm.
Just look up what it looks like so we know where it is.
I don't even know what dry yeast is.
Yeah, let me know.
Oh, gosh, thank you so much, ma'am.
Oh, acti- wait.
I think it's these.
These got a whole box?
I don't know how much it will need.
It's actually a really good question. I don't know how much I use it will need.
Tip her.
What do you mean tip her?
Why would I tip her? She's an old- she's a lady shopping.
Oh yeah, this doesn't look suspicious at what we're buying.
Holy shit, they sell giant cinemas.
Ron's calling me.
Hello, Ron?
Yo, they say I'm in trouble here.
What do you mean you're having trouble?
I can't figure out how to get the right materials for this, and I don't know if I'm going to bring home some bullshit.
Ron, I'm over here risking my life.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I got the store clerks looking at me like I'm a psychopath because I'm walking around with 40
Leaders of diet coke and a trash can with dry yeast and Mentos
What do you mean you're about a clue we haven't even started
Cookies cookies same in graham crackers not a bad shot at all
Okay, what do you what do you need to get? What do you need to get?
These equivalent to 16 envelopes
Okay, I'm gonna get 10 dry yeasts
Do you need help?
One, two, three, four.
I don't know if there's actually anything else.
Five, six.
I'm so sorry.
Hi, Nancy.
Hi, Ann. What's up?
Yeah, picture?
Of course, you know, let's do it.
How many...
Ask that how many dry yeast we need.
Chad, how many yeast?
Let me open up the Chad.
Four, I see you guys.
Two.
Two.
One, six, seven, 10.
We're saying 10.
10, okay, okay, okay.
50.
How many do we have so far?
Eight?
Yeah.
We need two more.
We need two more.
Okay, sorry.
Alright, we have 10.
That's 10 dry yeast.
Okay.
We're good.
Right?
We don't need anything else?
Everything we need.
We need...
Okay.
I'm going to go over the list.
Wait, darling, just text me.
I'm going to text you.
Darling, just text me.
People actually believe this.
It's so funny.
My friend from college just asked me if your cameraman's actually gay.
No, tell them now.
Potatoes.
Potatoes?
With a potato canning.
Oh, it's her gay guy friend.
Damn, you really got the gay guys on a fucking hook, Drew.
I'm running, bro. You're leaving.
No, it's a good thing, bro. I mean, you're good looking.
I mean, the gay guys are... they want you.
Oh my gosh, we need Mentos.
What if we came all the way here and they don't have Mentos?
My Twitter call won't open.
Like I have no service to see the list.
So we're kind of just going out to the door.
Unless the chat can tell me.
Two bars, hold on.
Oh, Sabrina asked if you were gay, too.
Hold on, let me just put it on.
Wait, where's the candy section at?
Snacks.
Are you going this way, man?
So sorry, I'll come through.
Warm water, dish soap.
Okay, so we need dish soap.
How you doing, man? I'm doing great, bro. Just on a diet, so cutting, you know.
Oh my gosh. Oh my god.
Think Jesus first with the hundred and fifty gifted. Oh my gosh. That's the most subs I've
I've got a sense of sub-a-thon think Jesus first thank you so much for the
hundred and fifty gift it thank you I love you in Jesus name amen
Holy shit, a hundred fifty-ball?
That's crazy.
What am I here for again?
I don't see a candy section.
If you've got a sub in the chat, make sure to act.
Make sure to act.
Think of Jesus first and say thank you for the sub.
Make sure you guys add him and say thank you with a smiley face.
No, I get asked, don't see a candy section.
Well, you walked down one aisle.
That's a manager.
That's a manager.
That's a manager.
Okay, I see cookies, but I don't see candy.
You would see, they don't have candy here.
Oh, they've got me a candy left long back.
There's not a candy section.
I'm telling you.
Guys, I don't think they have a candy set they do.
Cracker barrel mac and cheese.
Mentos are at the front, but there's no way there's enough Mentos
Doing great man, I like your face. I love you, too. Oh, so sorry man
Yeah, can you take a guess what we're doing 40 liters of Coca-Cola a trash can dry yeast and mentos
Thank you I will I
Need Mentos I really need Mentos
No way don't have a candy I
She's really bad, dude.
She's really bad, dude.
Excuse me.
you
you
you
you
you
That's 900 Mentos.
What do you mean more?
If your brother's one pack left, you gotta get it.
Bro, I have fucking 30 packs of Mentos.
Brother's one pack left, you gotta get it.
Bro, I have fucking thirty packs of mint.
Like what is this?
Do you think the Mento to Coke ratio is good or should we get more Coke?
I don't know.
Okay.
What should we do?
Oh, no filming in the store?
Okay, we'll turn it off.
Thank you, just close it.
I need to get though.
Oh hell no.
Wait.
Trying to find, okay wait.
Dish soap is what we need next.
Alright we just need dish soap and then we're good.
Okay, here's worse here's gonna happen. Okay, Drew you're gonna start checking out
Okay
Okay, yeah, that'll work
Okay, yeah, I need y'all to hold it down in the chat. Where do you think the dish soap is?
Where are you in this surprise?
In the section?
Okay.
I can hear you.
Where are you guys streaming at?
I'm familiar.
I don't know why.
Yeah, I stream on Twitch.
There you go.
That's the one.
What's your name, by the way?
Lacey.
Lacey, yeah?
Okay, sounds familiar.
How you doing, Len?
I'm familiar.
Ah, you know Jinxie?
Oh yeah.
Yeah?
Ethan?
Ethan, no Jack.
As far as you guys streamers go, that's how he gets started.
He's never like seen a stream or he drives like walking by
Thank you
Nope, no
Now you could
All day every day they say I'm the content genius they call this my king content
Nice to meet you too
You still have a book?
I don't have a book.
Just keep running.
I have...I'm checking out.
Sorry, GG.
So many jokes, bro.
Bro, what... how'd I speak to you?
10 toes is way more than 10 toes.
All right, your turn.
Can you free me with potatoes?
You didn't get a potato?
Sure, I have one arm and I have to carry ten things a dish over.
Sure.
Excuse me, sir? Where's the potatoes?
Oh, come on.
Oh, this guy.
Excuse me, sir?
Yeah.
Do you know where the potatoes are?
I don't know.
Yeah.
They got potatoes down.
Oh, let's see. That's what we have.
We don't have a bagel at the store.
You didn't order that.
You don't take this little bagel?
Two bags?
Yeah.
Is that enough soap?
Is that enough soap? Six things?
No, you should go back in the morning.
No, how about you go back in the morning?
Okay. I don't think you need more.
All right, Shadow, what do you guys think he's gonna come out to?
Did you do all this yet or no?
No, no, no, I didn't.
Wait, is this Ben just with you?
Yeah, that was just purely transportation, Ben.
You drive that all the way through the door?
Yeah, it's true. I actually lifted up.
Whereupon I saw you, you and I probably lost.
You're a terrible friend.
Bro, what do you mean? I just did all this.
You know what I want to try I've never tried a five-hour energy. I want to see how it does
No, we'll put it in the trash can
Thank you.
You're holding up the line, mace.
It's fine.
You're going to make them lose their busyness.
That's not how it works.
You're just going to lose your...
Everybody put this in a montage right now.
Start editing it.
Me getting all the coke, getting all the mentos,
getting the trash can.
And then I want to see it cut to an action shot of the big blow-up call it the big boom
I'm not gonna work, unfortunately.
I think you can set the card.
Oh, you got a card?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, just been on a diet and got some laundry and stuff to do, so...
Nothing crazy.
I'm a big Coke drinker, and I love Coke so much,
and I just wanted to switch over to diet to be certain I don't hear it.
All right, here we go.
Take care, and have a great one.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the rest of the sleet of the pack.
Come on, boy.
No, let's put those on the bombing.
All right.
Thank you.
Take care.
See you in a minute.
All right.
Out of here.
I just want to say, you are by far the most useless person I've ever met in the world.
I have a camera in my hand, what do you want me to do? Put the camera on the floor?
I know, but I want to stand in good terms, so you won't hurt anybody.
Oh, you need to look at your seat.
Alright, swap with me.
You want to hold the camera?
Yeah, since you wanted to park a mile and a half away to protect your car from getting a dent in the parking lot,
I'm gonna fucking carry the bag while you carry the car.
I think she's changed her ISO, bro.
Oh, come on, let's just take that guy.
Good boy, push that car.
Yo, I'll literally push you over right now.
Good boy, push that car.
I'll push you over right now.
He's a good boy.
I'm going in how you doing good boy push that car
oh my little bitch push that car with my good little bitch you are yeah push that
car I don't know if you wanted to park a mile and a half away you find a car
don't her that car I don't remember right I'm pushed that car boy I'm losing
control it's going downhill that's unfortunate isn't it you want to
park a mile and a half away from the store bro someone stole my car it's not
We did not park this far
Yep, what yep, bro, I don't even have to do anything keep pushing that I'm not pushing
Yeah, I'm literally letting it roll son. I'm literally letting it roll. Oh look at this
I wanted to protect your car if someone's still parked next to you
Fucking fucking Dunbo
You open the truck
I don't have a hands room.
How is all this stuff gonna finish our
Let's seats go down to the seats go down
All right, pull the little latches what latches pull the latches
Right there pull that one
Now pull the other one on the right side. You did as a mini van. How is it a mini van?
Like a true sports car the seats wouldn't go down like this
No, it's true sports car the seats wouldn't be going down like that my mom's calling me. Hello, mom. I'm on stream
Okay
And what about the thing you have to do? Have you done it yet?
AAAAAAAYYYYYY!
You can't say that, yet.
No.
Meet real quick.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
you
skippable huh no I just like she wants me to do something but I told her I
don't have a car and she said you're full of shit you have your cars you have
to I said no mom they're both in the shop right now she said you're just lying
to me oh son stop talking back to your mom how about you be respectful fuck
you it was just mother's day you don't wish her happy mother again I did
Mm-hmm
Yes
Asti's I got to I picked my phone up
We should start loading the car can you do something I put the camera up here then so I could actually load the car
Wait, I put the camera up here so I can ask you to move the car
But how would you like me to load the car with one hand?
Good boy.
Everybody say good boy in the chat.
I don't see you doing shit.
You've been trying to open up fucking five hour energy for two hours.
Why are you unloading all the coax?
How may I get them in the car?
Uh, we put the trash can in the car?
All right, come here.
The trash can's not going in the car anyway.
Yeah, I know.
It's just gonna be really heavy.
Fuck! That seat doesn't go down. Hold on.
Can you do something?
What the hell is calling me? Yeah, Ron!
Hey, at least sit up and you're running out.
Ron, can I just stop talking to you?
Listen to me. I'm breathing.
I'm celebrating.
Did you at least get to suffer an elephant toothpaste?
Well, I got, I got, this is everything I got, okay?
I got, I got bottles of coke, packets of Mentos, plastic bin, hydrogen peroxide they didn't
have, I got dish soap, I got dry yeast, and I got a large bin.
No, I didn't get hydrogen peroxide
Wait, where do we get hydrogen peroxide at?
At a CVS
All right, you can just put the camera down for now, it's fine.
Thanks, man.
Bro, can I actually do this?
Yeah.
Listen, you put the camera down, okay?
I'll talk to the chat room.
Just put it down right here.
I'll talk to the chat, and while you do the follow up.
Okay?
You know what's crazy?
Well, I think they had hydrogen peroxide inside.
Really?
Wait.
You think so.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Hey, you guys got Susan ties on.
Yeah, so we're missionaries from our church.
Missionaries?
Yeah, I saw you and I was like, you know, what the stuff.
Oh, are you doing there?
What's your like, what happens here?
I fractured it.
What's your like, a priest?
Oh, kind of.
So we're like elders from the church of these Christ-priorities.
Okay.
And you get out.
We're like on our mission right now, for two years.
Oh, well, look at me.
I'm not like that.
So like, yeah, it works.
So we like go out and teach people about Jesus Christ.
Oh.
We're like helping them to come closer to Jesus Christ.
Wow.
That's a great mission.
Yeah.
Super cool.
Come on, Lacey. You're not lifting this in the car.
Why not?
Do you want me to help?
Do you want me to help?
300 pounds.
No, we can help.
They can help.
No, we can help.
Thank you, guys.
We'll be off picking up right now, yo.
Um, we are about to, uh, okay.
There's like a little Mentos action here.
No, what are I doing that?
I'm not doing that.
Uh, basically I'm addicted to coke.
So I just got diet coke to switch my diet over.
Okay, so I need help lifting this trash can.
I don't know.
I only have one arm, but I can do it.
Oh, it's not that heavy.
Yeah, there's fucking three people.
Bro, here's a sissy boy, bro.
Oh, wait, this side, this side, this side.
This side's wider, yeah.
We're going to put it in right here.
Okay.
Okay.
Um...
Oh, shit.
Right over here.
I'm going this side.
I'm going to lift it up.
Okay.
Bring the car to go sideways.
Perfect.
Thank you, guys.
Oh, my God, here's the ghost.
It's fine if it falls out.
It doesn't matter.
Yes!
Thank you, guys, bro.
guys bro no they're not they're not doing your job true you are a piece of
crap wait so because you guys you guys don't like curse right I won't curse in
front of you
See that?
Good guy.
Oh, that's mine.
That's your kid.
It's not a baby?
Okay.
You guys are amazing.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, we just moved out to Calabasas, but it's super dangerous.
That's pretty terrible.
Careful, careful, careful.
Careful, careful, careful.
Careful, careful.
Oh, there's a man down there.
Like you tell him careful.
No, no, no, those are my bags.
Oh, I mean, there you go.
Thank you, guys, bro.
Amazing.
See, these are useful human beings.
Good work, guys.
You are useless.
Can you chip them?
Give them a tip.
I don't have any.
I don't have any.
Oh, shh, bro.
I don't have any.
No, no, no, don't worry about it.
I'm still like that.
No, you forgot your juice pouch.
I don't want it. I didn't even...
Yeah, I only have a hundred dollar bill.
Do you guys take tips?
No.
Oh, you can't?
Well, thank you guys. I appreciate you guys so much.
Can I take a quick picture with you?
Of course.
You and my buddy would always watch your stuff.
I appreciate you. I appreciate you guys. I hope you guys stay safe and keep preaching the message of Jesus Christ. Amen.
If you or any other other guys who are on and stuff would be interested, our church is in Calvases.
Mass every what? Every Sunday? Yeah, so it's like service. It's every Sunday at 10.
Church? Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You may have heard like the nickname Mormon.
Uh, yeah.
Because we like read from the Bible and read from the book of war too.
Yeah.
So, alright.
Do you know where Bristol Farms is?
Yeah, I just moved.
I don't really know.
There's a road, Mulholland and Valmar.
Yeah.
It's right off the freeway over there.
Alright.
Thank you guys so much.
Take care.
You too, man.
God bless you.
God bless you.
What's the bad news?
We left the phone in the back seat so it's under everything.
Do you do anything?
Well, I was distracted.
We're gonna have to lift up that seat.
It's under the seat.
It's under the sea.
Whoa!
Hey, low key?
It's not closed all the way.
I can grab it.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro.
Yeah, yeah.
I have it now.
Okay.
The Book of Mormon, like I said, is another testament of Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Have you, like, read the Bible?
I have.
Yeah, yeah.
I went to church.
I went to church.
I went to church.
I went to church.
I went to church.
I went to church.
I went to church.
I went to church.
Okay.
Yeah, I went to Catholic school. Oh, I'm not really familiar with is that the same is same thing or no
So it's a little different
The Book of Mormon takes place in like the ancient Americas
Hmm, or as the Bible takes place in Jerusalem Egypt
Oh, it's a record of God's dealings with the people in the Americas
Sure, give me your reading the Bible and the Book of Mormon like stand together the witness that Jesus Christ lives
Okay, so we just like leave the book with you. Oh, yeah
I'll take a book for sure so there's the like crowning event of the book of
Mormon like the most important part is after Jesus Christ resurrection and
like his ministry at the end of Jerusalem he comes to the people in the
ancient Americas and he teaches them the same gospel and ministers to them and
he helps them come closer to him with his doctrine and have faith to repent and
baptized to receive the gift of the Holy Ghost and the Gervian things like that.
Wow. So could we leave that with you and I invite you to read it man?
Of course. Thank you. That's kind of like a picture of what it would look like.
Like Jesus visiting the people and then all the people in the Americas like seeing Jesus Christ.
Cool. Thank you guys. I really enjoyed it. I appreciate the message.
Super nice to meet you man. Spreading positivity on the world and
thank you for the faith. Amen.
All right we we gotta get, I gotta get this phone.
You gotta get the phone still?
Check out.
You got empty hand?
Oh, I don't know if I just fucked up the camera ice or anything.
Guys, we're not gonna sit here in the chat and talk about other people's religions.
Just because you have a different religion or a different belief in something in life
doesn't mean you can shit on and put others down.
Everybody has their belief and at the end of the day we all have the same passageway
in same meaning is to spread positivity and be better people and help each other
okay so no matter what religion you are there's never a need to talk down on
any other religions just because they believe in something you don't
You're just in my pocket, I said.
It's hot in here, Drew.
Really hurt my wrist in your pool, it-
YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING!
Oh, I'm on one hand, just like you.
Alright, I'm gonna switch it to the phone.
You're the hurt, I'm gonna switch it to the phone.
Can I hold the phone?
You don't do anything!
I'm sweating wait okay so here's we have a few options okay option number one is
is you run inside really quick and get all the hydrogen peroxide.
Okay.
Option two is we stop at CVS to get hydrogen peroxide.
And which one would you prefer, uh, huh?
Chad, what do y'all think? Should Drew go run inside really quick and get hydrogen peroxide
or no?
Saeed texted me. He said, this is what Saeed said. And Saeed went to school for the
rocket checks.
He said,
Unless Ron got it.
Ask Lacey, if he can find potassium iodide in the cabin this way.
How am I going to find potassium iodide?
I don't even know what that is.
Is there a call?
Call us, I...
Well, there's got to be something I can hold the phone up with.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So you didn't bring a tripod? You didn't bring a phone mount?
You wouldn't hold the camera. You wouldn't help load the car.
Like, I'm so confused what you do.
I am.
Wait, so we need to get potassium iodine.
Yeah, you need that. I mean, it's like a catalyst for it.
Okay, so where do I get that?
Well, I mean, you could just order that on Bordash from what I'm seeing.
It also says target.
I would just try to bird-ash first and see if they have no bird-ash
I'm trying to spell it.
Hot task, hot task.
Alright, um, okay, let me see.
Um, I see iodine drops, oh, solar, solar potassium, 99 milligrams.
Those are, those are, those are, these are pills.
Tablets.
Yeah.
Those will also work.
Wait, they're saying Ron has it.
So Ron has potassium iodine, chat.
Ron has hydrogen peroxide.
That's not the same thing, chat.
No, they're wanting that work as well, or no.
Well, the eye-to-dog potassium iodide is supposed to make the catalyst even stronger.
Hmm.
So, should I doordash, use tablet?
Sayyid!
Yeah.
That's that's solar-y potassium capsule. That is a vitamin, Drew.
You said they were tablets.
That's potassium. That's just, that's just, that's a vitamin you're looking at. That's not potassium iodide.
I don't see it on here, Sayyid.
Here, I'll order some.
Well, yeah.
Saeed, I'll have your apple pay you. Can you just order what we need, please?
Yeah, I got you.
Alright. Very good.
Alright, thank you. Bye.
Alright, now we're your scientists.
Dr. Oh my God.
I'm just confused. I'm very genuinely confused.
Saeed says that we need potassium iodine.
So you order potassium vitamins?
Like what like what goes through your head that's what that's what comes up what goes through your head to order potassium vitamins
That's what comes up. He said it was on door-to-door
No, it's only three thirty
You know what that means. There's no way you want to go. Yo, bro. Canes is nine minutes away
Then how about this? How about you find a way for me to hold the camera?
Watch this
Why did you say that like you're about to do some like, she said, she said, watch this.
Like he was better do some like, scientific breakthrough shit.
All these do it is just holding the vote on.
I'm not holding it.
What are you talking about?
Are we calling Keynes?
Yeah, I'm just talking.
Okay.
All right.
So what's going to happen if I take a five hour energy?
I've never taken one of these.
Is this gonna like make me like bounce off the walls?
Hey Lacey, first time in this stream came from a TikTok of Marlin hyping your cameraman.
You can see today that that must have been an April Fool's joke.
Brother, what are you talking about?
Just cause I'm not a scientist doesn't mean that I'm bad at my job.
Check calm, okay?
Do you want to play some music?
Every time I check the calm, it's either a dead picture of me being fat, a sunion, or a sunion ring.
BPC-157 was tested on human knees, not rats, humans.
16 patients with real knee pain.
Their doctors gave them two options, cortisone or surgery.
They got BPC-157 instead. 90% reported pain relief, not for a week, not for a month, past six months.
We call my peptide dad.
You were a peptide talk?
I do. I need BPC. I need BPC.
Oh, can this fucking ice-cream truck drive any slower? We're going five miles an hour.
Can I please have some BBC?
That will meet him on three peptides.
What if peptides kill me?
That's a bad idea.
What's the 1%?
Uh, here. How'd she use this?
I don't know about you, but BBC makes my butt hurt more.
It'll make your ass itchy.
It's not steroids.
What's a BBC 4?
BBC?
Yeah, what do you use?
For my wrist.
Ah.
BBC is basically a peptide that makes your bones and takes away pain.
It like takes away pain, it gives pain relief and it makes bones and tendons and ligaments heal faster.
So I'm gonna start taking BBC.
Probably every day, so I can heal my fractured wrist and it might help with my ACL if I take the right amount of BBC.
Yep, does this a BBC or like a small dosage?
I'll probably start with a small BBC and then work my way up to the bigger one.
Which I have a question you guys know what SS 3 one is
You know like
No, can you help me out here a little bit, maybe?
My hands are full.
I only have so many hands.
It will, 100% help Lacey, take it with TB 500.
That's the Wolverine stack.
It will heal you.
Okay.
Y'all are just showin' out chemical names at this point, bro.
I don't want me to fucking take BBC, fucking Tessa, Tessa, you want me to fucking take...
What did that guy just say?
I don't even know what the other guy just said.
Y'all want me to turn into a fucking super? No, we're four minutes away from the house.
Yeah, we're off of the house.
I take Reda, Tessa, and a Wolverine stack at the moment.
Alright, I don't know what a Wolverine stack is.
Someone told me to start taking Tessa, but I'm not doing that.
So I just recently, I've been looking into SS-31.
But I'm doing research before I start that.
You know what he's calling me?
Hello?
Lacey, are you on stream?
Yes, I'm on stream, yes, are you okay?
Yes, bro, I have a question.
What is it?
Oh, I'm on stream right now and I need $20.
You're stranded?
Yes, bro, I'm on stream right now and I need $20.
He just dropped $12 on the side of the road?
Yes, I'm so for real, I'm scared.
Like Apple Pay or like cash?
Don't you use any Apple Pay?
Yeah, sure.
Just kidding!
Like, what are you, like, it's so random!
No, I just wanted to see if you're a real friend on the line!
Well, I mean, if you were stranded here twice, twenty dollars, you know, it's nothing to a guy like me. Me personally?
You know $20, I weigh my ass with $20 bills.
Oh, okay, big ones.
Sorry, I was just saying, that's really nice of you.
Of course, yeah, no problem.
But, yeah, but I'm dropping you on my day one.
Yeah, I saw you saying I'm the first person you're gonna drop.
No, I was just kidding.
But yeah, thanks, Lacey.
Have a great and spectacular day.
I'll see you Sunday.
Fuck you!
Wait, Sunday? What Sunday?
What Sunday?
I'm not even going to be in LA in the sun on Sunday.
Yeah, I guess she's going to Brownless.
Wait, you think we're doing a stream Sunday?
I'm not even going to be here.
Almost home, Chad.
In order for the BBC to work you need to have a great bytro Glock's a buck lie died
metabolism so your asphyxiation doesn't what the fuck are y'all talking about
Oh
Fuck you're fucking stupid
We're hoping you're all the phone I'm not going you have a shit. Oh, you have a shit metabolism. No, I don't I've been taking SS
I'm gonna start taking SS 3-1. It's gonna make my mitochondria acts better
Wait, it's Haitian flag day today?
Wait, isn't it...isn't it Succulent Fish?
Yeah, should I call Silky?
Wait, should we make Haitian food instead of that?
Silky?
I'll be running to that pole.
I'm not even close to it.
Wait, is it a Haitian flag day or no?
Wow, I think my maps are buggy.
Lacey, ask your chat to all spam a flag that they're from
and see how many flags get spammed.
OK?
Chat, everybody spam your flag.
Okay, I see a lot of holy, Mexico flags.
Okay, I see a black flag.
I see a red flag.
Okay, I think that one's Canada.
That one's Nigeria.
I see United States.
Wait, what is this blue and white one
with a star in the middle?
This traffic is so bad.
That's Israel, okay.
I see Brazil, I see Spain.
Wow, a lot of blue and white flags with a star in the middle of the chat.
Okay.
There seems to be more people from Israel than the United States in the chat today.
Shalom brother, alright.
I see United States.
I see a pride flag, okay.
Alright, good to know. Good to know we got people from all around the world.
Do you remember the day code?
Yeah, I want it.
I put it in.
Oh, fuck.
Uh...
Don't tell Ron.
Don't tell Ron. Tell him we're still shopping.
I'm going to do the smallest one. I'm going to do the three-finger combo.
Can I do
two three-finger combos, please?
Of course.
Uh, a lemonade.
Yeah?
Uh, I'll do a sweet tea.
No, one sweet tea and one lemonade.
Of course.
And that's it.
Wait, I want coleslaw and extra bread.
Wait, I don't think it comes...
Does it come with coleslaw or just bread?
It does not come with coleslaw.
Oh yeah, the bread's fine. Alright, that's it.
Who was that? Can you catch up?
Nah.
Nah.
Of course, and can I get a name?
Drew.
Tyrone.
Oh, Tyrone.
Alright, that must be 25-11, that's a good one though.
Thank you so much!
All right, chat, stop saying your flags.
How do we end up here?
Let me call Ron real quick.
See how it's over.
He's going running.
Runny boy, runny boy, runny boy, runny boy.
I
Was run on it's okay
Sorry, sorry
I'm gonna pin maneuver you
they see they see yeah okay I am I am at I'm at target getting some extra
materials right now for for the for the science experiments okay let me hear
the the good news first okay yeah yeah but if you get three it equals 30%
No, you can't mix them. That's the thing is you can't mix them.
Oh, okay.
We'll see that one.
Another thing is, um, this potato launcher is very fucking complex,
but I've tried my best to make it work.
Okay, but listen. I found out that I have to get a potassium iodine
in order to do, to be like a conductor chemical in one of the science experiments.
So I'm at target in a science store right now
I'm getting the protest. I'm at I'm at like a science experiments for getting the potassium iodine. I'm getting um
There's a chemical called the CF combo. It's called that I have to get so I'm getting that I'm telling you I'm getting everything right now, okay?
There's a bunch of science shit the lemon lemon juice
I don't have any. You can read me off something.
Um, uh, I'm coming out, bro.
But listen, I'm gonna hook you up and get everything for...
But no, just...
Wait, what's... Is this the CF combo? What is the CF combo?
It's some... It's some chemical. Gotta go.
That was close.
Oh, you should have told them the lemon juice. I would have felt for it.
You just gotta hurry up and try to get my canes, dude.
I got you a fourth of a window, a fourth of a window.
Jesus.
Please please please please please please
Chicken chicken chicken, what combo are you picking?
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So we're channeling this to work all the stuff that's been fixed in here.
I don't think that's 5, right?
AT&T refused to give service and said they can't send out any AT&T boxes or put a line
I think Spotify's down.
Is there a Spotify word?
I can't search any songs.
Everybody in the chat right now, see if Spotify's down please.
What is this?
So Spotify is down cause Drake?
Wait, you going to Apple Music?
Wait, Clicks is calling me.
Yo, what's up bro?
Hold on.
Let me open my window.
Hold on, I can't hear you.
What's up?
Are you stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
Sometimes yeah for sure
Okay, okay, okay, so first off you're not gonna call me on hots. I'm the king of this shit
Okay, I'm the king of LA and the king of Calabasas. Nobody's talking to me like this ever, okay
Fuck this, you're fat-ass BQR. Holy shit.
Yo, dude. Dude, it's not that big of a deal, bro.
Listen, I was lo-
I'm explaining, I'm explaining.
No, I didn't- Okay, I'm gonna- Let me explain.
Let me explain!
I was looking at the concept of my tap-cap
Before stream cuz Drew asked me to look at it and I forgot to close out the tab
Cuz it was also on Google so then when I closed out my chat box that popped up
No my touch it up your space I'm skinny. I'm not fucking I'm not as fat as a space bar, buddy
I'm not as fat as a space bar, buddy. I'm a skinny king
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Okay.
What?
Don't make me choose.
I'm only going to tell you I'm not going to tell you.
I'm only going to tell you I'm not going to tell you.
How do you manage to park in the only spot that someone can't get through it
We have an actual
19 car garage with a fucking
360 circle driveway and it that parks in the only spot so we can't get through
you want me to direct you yeah I'll direct you bro don't worry I should I
direct him right into the wall
Okay, okay, straight, straight, now you're good, straight, turn this way, wait, son, son.
Okay try to go that way a little more, nice, okay, just straight now, straight now.
Nice.
What the fuck is he doing?
W director.
Are they ever gonna finish this turf?
Alright, I'll let you get the camera.
We'll get all the stuff out of the car in a minute.
Like when Ron gets back.
He said we need to get hairspray.
Should I just tell him I'm getting it?
Do you hold this for a sec?
Well, then we can't do the experiment.
We're gonna lie about getting it.
What?
Should we do a eating segment?
Of course.
Oh, shit.
You want to eat on my car?
On your car?
Here, right here.
No.
No?
What do you want to eat?
Inside.
You got enough food?
I have some of your food.
Okay.
No.
No?
What do you want to eat?
Excited.
Have you got my food?
I have.
Nice bro.
You can trash all over my car.
What trash?
I don't fucking know whatever it is.
I didn't even have trash.
Whatever that drink is.
That's not trash, I need to drink it.
Keep it warm.
Wait, do you grab a straws?
Nice.
I don't know if we're going to have service in here.
Put the phone.
Put the phone.
Oh my god, we're getting wrong, we're getting wrong, we're getting wrong.
A little, a little, a little.
Fuck!
We're getting robbed, we're getting us getting robbed.
Wait.
We're getting robbed.
Wait, girl, I have a lot of shit.
We're getting robbed!
Fuckin' asshole.
Oh, God!
It's not that bad.
I see what you're doing.
I like your new room.
I like your new room.
Oh, man, that's it.
You've been there, bro.
I thought we were getting robbed,
but you guys share the shit.
What did you mean?
He said we're getting robbed.
I don't know why you guys walk in.
I don't know why. Michelin man, he's the biggest.
I hear you guys walk in.
Is it a bad idea if we say someone on fire today?
Someone?
Yeah.
You?
No, not me.
You have the most surface area.
We say you're on fire.
You have the least surface area, so you won't burn.
No, we'll be next to the hole.
I will.
No, you're not.
You're so sneaky.
No, no, no.
Wait, really?
You started one?
If we set your arm on fire, we're walking through the hole.
No, you're gonna kill me.
Yeah, right.
Let's have a different conversation with Joe.
Yeah, let's all join the CCC.
Thank you, sir.
All right, so what should we do today?
Well, meet and learn about your science experiments.
Oh, OK.
OK.
But I'm hungry, though.
Oh, my fucking heart.
Oh, I'm hungry, too.
Whoa.
You know what I said?
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert challenge.
That's not a fucking challenge, bro.
We saw it.
Wait a minute.
You're going to breakfast, tell me breakfast.
We see if we can eat all our meals in a day.
I fuck with that.
Come on.
No.
That's a great idea.
I think every type of food, I want all types of food right now.
Let's get it.
Like we go to like IHOP or something?
Yeah, IHOP.
And then lunch, maybe we go to like K-1.
What are we going to do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's reworded.
How about we have a multi-cultural mung bean?
Oh, that's true.
We'll just get it.
We bring it together.
No, I like the challenge.
Yeah, I don't want to eat Honduras.
No, no, no, no, no, can you see about it?
Well, what is Honduras food?
What?
I guess you're going to buy a hyena for food.
You're going to buy a hyena.
And what the hell is he gonna bring castle role?
Nah, he don't make any noise!
I'll bring lasagna!
I'll bring lasagna!
I'll bring lasagna!
I'm gonna tap, no, it's so near your corny.
You gotta be sad. Let me know what y'all think.
What the fuck? Why is it...
Brother, brother, it's just a gore.
Wait, wait, I'm just gonna take it off.
No, no, no, it's only been a day.
But what is it? Yeah, it's hard. It's hard, right?
Robot that was branded by cornies. Exactly or or me
Definitely top five worst tattoos in the world not true
My shit goes together though.
My shit is on.
He got a tattoo, I mean.
When I have him, he can finish the arm.
I have a way to call that courted dog.
They got an enemy talking to him.
Those aren't words, bro.
It's just ancient shit.
It's experiment lame, bro.
You don't even watch that.
I'm not even trying to educate someone.
I'm not even trying to educate someone.
I'm not even trying to educate someone.
I don't know if they're going to try to see what you got.
I just know them but I'm gonna try to see my fucking chicken, bro
You gotta go hide somewhere
Basement
Hurry up.
Someone's calling me.
Yo, what's going on?
Yo, Lacey, I've got bad news.
What?
Um, I absolutely just fucking don't have anything to do with this.
Everything I've ordered is just the same.
What?
I've been trying for the last two hours to fucking build this. It's impossible.
So what have you been doing for two hours?
I'm trying to pedal to get out of fucking difficult decisions!
So we wasted the whole entire day.
So now because we get skilled and we get out of the group, this fucking shit is impossible, Rob.
I got fucking with Mace and Rob.
Like, fucking, Rob, this is an action over-signal damage.
Don't come up to me and show me a video of me.
That's not me.
Bro, Ron, I'm literally getting hairspray right now for you.
I see you sitting on a fucking cage up in the kitchen.
Huh?
He must be delayed.
Grimdellette.
So what do you have in the house, bro? I need time to give up this potato.
Okay. So I have...you want good news or bad news?
Oh my god. What's your good news and what's the bad news?
The good news is I actually went to the store
The bad news is all I got were potatoes for your potato gun
Listen, bro, I thought we were making a fucking potato guy
I got the potatoes
I didn't even I did not get Cades
You didn't get the spray, you didn't get the money.
Spray for what?
The coke.
Okay, I'm on.
Hey!
Yeah!
Hey!
Hey!
Damn!
What the fuck?
Wow!
No, no, no.
I need cards, I need cards, you're right, I need cards.
I knew y'all would steal my fucking chicken, bro!
I should have hid somewhere else!
Bro, you might not be nothing!
You fucking chicken muncher!
Don't tell me that, bro.
I have no food left!
Yo, can you hear me?
Yo, hey, Ron! Thank you, bro.
Ron, you there?
Ron, you there?
Yes, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
So you didn't do anything the last two hours you got nothing for our science
You try building this, I guarantee you'll never be going to figure it out.
Alright, yeah, just come on, man, just come on.
Do you trust the helium move, though?
No, you're not even fucking doing helium move, bro.
We're gonna send the chat to space.
What?
Are we not gonna send the chat to space?
No.
Yeah, we can do that.
We can do that.
We can do that.
No!
Okay, so when are you going to be back?
You said four o'clock.
You said four o'clock, bro.
You said four, so wait.
Michael, Michael.
I'm hanging up on him, bro.
What?
Bro, wait.
Why did you leave?
Why did you leave?
Leave what?
Ah!
I'm just gonna shit on you, bro.
I don't care if I fuck you shit on you, bro.
You guys just ate all my food!
Now I have no food, y'all.
Remember this movie?
What'd you do?
I worked for this.
Work?
You better know what to work.
Where about to do it?
What?
You want to do the eating challenge?
No, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We're not done yet.
I don't know what to do.
We're not done yet.
But that's a tough challenge.
Yeah, definitely.
Why aren't we putting ourselves at such low standards?
Why don't we do all of them?
They're not gonna get you.
Exactly.
We got time today.
We got time.
You probably need that one extra round of time, bro.
You need to eat.
I'll say this, I've had an idea.
No one's done it.
Calabas has done no challenge.
It hasn't been done yet.
Not done yet?
And you have to come together.
Are y'all eat all the fucking bread?
You eat for the whole piece of bread.
That was my guess.
Yes, I did.
Come on, my guess.
I don't even know what bread is, bro.
I don't even know what it's like in my bed.
It's like my bed.
I don't even know what floor it is.
Because I thought you had a room to come try and see my chicken.
I did.
Yeah, I know.
So I hid here in this little quarter thing,
and all they wanted to find me.
And you guys ran over and still put my fucking chicken.
There you go.
Nice little spin is a job, bro.
Go ahead, put your job.
I didn't even eat chicken.
I didn't even eat chicken.
I don't even like chicken.
I don't even eat chicken.
I'm honest with you.
You ate my bread too.
And my fries.
Where are my fries?
My plate is clean. Glick to the bone.
Bro, the ton of water.
I see what you're doing. You're doing that little clip when you eat it, and then you say,
oh, it's all going in my foods.
Keep doing that shit, bro. Don't want to eat your food.
Exactly, bro. The battery's still going to you.
I'm going to have to go back to Keynes now.
I'm going to go back to Keynes, bro.
I'm going to have to go back to Keynes and get more food.
I'm sorry, Dad, bro.
No, for my...
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy!
Oh, my God!
No, it's right here!
Daddy!
Oh, my God!
Rick, it's Frank cleaning this up.
Daddy!
Daddy!
Why are you screaming, Daddy?
Oh, my God.
Silky's here? Where? Silky?
Hey, Mo!
I don't know what the hell is that.
You're weird.
No.
Is that a shoe?
No.
I was poor.
I was born.
I was born.
I don't know how I'm going to get this information.
You got to work on it.
You see my sense?
No.
Seven.
I was lazy to go to Vegas.
He's been fucking big as this in the EDC, he's never in his thieves.
Hey, bro.
No, he's out there doing drugs and getting drunk, and I'm gonna scold him and he'll get back.
And I know he is.
Because a lot of fuck-ups are going to...
The EDC's gonna be back today?
Yeah, that's what he said in the morning.
So when did he get back?
Seven years.
He's man-sat-seven?
No, no, he's driving.
And he gets to this house at seven?
Yeah.
So he's out.
Wait, why don't we just do one, isn't it?
I thought you'd do that 12 hours.
Why don't we all just hang out?
Come on, man.
Look, you're making this.
I'm sorry, I gotta have a camera, man.
I mean sometimes when you run it over the camera
This is soul of everything
It was a special fire, but it's a special fire.
Yeah, I could do it.
What else do you know how to do in school?
I mean, I used to do science and study, so I know a lot of them.
Okay, so what's the coolest shit I can do?
Not today, but a different day.
I say we built the rocket.
You could have built it.
How high is the rocket?
Like 500 feet in there.
Can we attach a chat to it?
I mean, if you like, you could have done it.
But I don't think that went way down in the rocket.
Where do I get a little bit of water?
Dead ass?
Can you take over the street from it?
I got a few over there.
What do you guys usually do on the Lace's street?
Nothing.
We're running around the house.
I'm actually thirsty.
I just can't get a three because he told me he told you to take over a string okay
No, we you guys get to the canes
No, we worked really hard so we rewarded ourselves with canes. Okay. What'd you guys get two three-piece combos?
About 40 bottles of coke
40 packs of Mentos a trash can and four been for
Like a rope so that you can put them on at once because if you just put them in separately
then it's gone.
What if we just dump them all at once?
I'm right here.
What?
I'm already right now.
I'm at the house.
You're where?
I'm at the house.
Okay.
I'm going to try and make sure that I don't spread them back there.
His name is Lucas.
I gave him my credit card and he's going to go get all of the tourists through the potato gun.
He said he knows how to build it. He's gonna meet us at the house and build it.
What?
You invited a random dude to our house?
And you gave him your credit card?
Okay, I mean fuck it dude.
And he has a gun they're saying
Okay, okay, I mean yeah, but if I did do it with a gun to our house nice. Yeah
Yeah
I'm gonna go to party city real quick and get the healing in the balloons and then I'm gonna head back, okay?
Okay, I'm gonna go get the hairspray. I'm gonna go get the hairspray.
Okay, listen, I'm not kidding. I feel good right now. The world is against me.
You remember, your chance against us, my chance against us. The only one who's not against us is our will.
And when there's a will, there's a way. Okay? So, lock in. Let's fucking do this!
Okay, we need to work, Pete. Come this far to come this far.
Okay, okay. Get the helium, so we can get high off of it. Get extra.
And then get mad, extra.
Okay, sounds good.
Come this far.
Yes, we can't, we can't, we don't come to come. We come to come hard.
Yes, sir, and I'm going to see you soon. I'm going to leave the helium.
Okay, bye.
Is that a pirate ship in the fucking backyard?
What? Is he here?
Huh?
Is he here?
Nah, he's on the road.
Wait, why don't we just have him get the hairspray?
He's already on the road.
Where can I get a hairspray at?
Highlight CBS or something.
Surely there's a hair-
Chad, what's a- what's a su- like, do you think there's a CBS in your body?
Barlow doesn't have a hairspray we could seal.
Oh, that was my hairspray in my room?
Yeah.
This phone's at 15.
We should probably swap to the camera.
Oh, there's a CDS five minutes away.
It was come first.
We should probably swap to the camera.
Sure thing.
Here's your hairspray?
No.
Here's your hairspray.
We got sea salt.
Sea salt?
Oh my gosh.
Sea salt.
Sea salt.
Take your rosna hair.
Take your rosna hair.
Take your rosna hair.
I got your hairspray.
What?
Uh, just for my hair.
You never use that here.
Do you know how to spread it?
Oh, the science has scared me.
No.
Oh, that's it.
All right, we're making a potato gun.
A potato gun?
Yes.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
Oh, that's it.
Listen.
Listen.
I don't know what's in your hands.
These things are going to make our school a mess of them.
So can you?
It's not a big deal.
They're not.
It's not a big deal.
Wait.
Let's talk about this.
Seriously.
What the fuck?
I mean that, but...
Not on that but only issue is like y'all got like you have to see and you have to be in hot box
Hot boxing and then and then we're baking edibles and take it we're gonna get double fried
Bro, whatever whatever and you have me bro. You had me
Ah, Yugi!
Nah, he'll down bottles of Hennessy and go to a party every night like his knelka won't smoke a little weed!
Yugi!
Wow, Yugi!
Yugi!
Yugi!
Yugi!
Yugi!
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm gonna be funny.
Yugi!
Yugi!
Yeah, it worked for me, I'm not sure.
If I look skinnier than yesterday?
You want a deep open for today?
Yeah, I take it every day.
What do I look skinnier than I did yesterday?
A little bit, a little bit. What did you eat today?
Um, not much.
You had a fucking case plate.
I guess I had a breakfast salad.
Oh god, ringing on the bottom.
That's it? Just a salad?
A california chicken salad.
No, no, yeah, that's true.
Not a Chinese chicken salad.
How many calories do you need?
Yeah, I'm down though.
Okay, here's what I eat when I get salad. I eat the whole top and I leave the salad tomorrow.
So I just skip the lettuce part.
I'm not thinking of readable.
Now you could suit in less calories, bro.
Yeah, so I eat the chicken, the noodles, the croutons.
What, is it noodles?
Yeah, noodles and a salad.
They're gorgeous.
There's noodles and a salad?
Yes, it's good.
I'm gonna try these ones, apparently.
I have a lot of calories.
Someone in here?
No, I was just locked up in the middle of the night.
No, I'm going to be able to just see my daughter say,
I'm great to enjoy driving.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, every morning, this is where the king wakes up.
I wake up right here, and I walk out of my door,
and I say, my humble abode!
And then I stand right here.
Dear God, poor neighbors, man.
What are you doing here for?
Hair spray.
I don't know.
I've got to be somewhere when these doors...
Oh!
Yo, that's for your watch.
I'm not doing a flip.
Poor neighbor's got to see your shrimp dick.
Yo, if you genuinely think I have a shrimp dick,
I'll pull my shit out and get hard right now
and pull my shit out on shrimp.
What is this?
Popsicle.
Is it?
Yeah.
Popsicle?
You bite on that and then it like, it's both...
Hold the lid off, I think.
What do you mean?
Hold the blue part, maybe.
Yeah, see, look.
It's flavored.
It looks like a fucking little semen.
Why does it look like a semen?
Just so it lasts.
Go on.
Put it in your ear.
Yeah, put it in your ear.
Watch this, Chad.
Chad.
Wait, see, I think we have a good deal of it in mine.
What do you mean?
Like, just see if you can get it.
Chad, how much ear waxing is going to come out of this?
Oh, it's deep in that bitch, too.
That's honestly not, uh.
It's not bad.
Just copy.
Oh, I felt it tickle my brain a little bit.
Wait, that's bad for your ear?
Wait, what?
I thought you were supposed to do that.
Keep your ears clean.
Hold on.
How about it?
Not bad at all.
I don't think I have hairspray in here.
CVS?
Wait.
What?
What?
Does Miss... Missseller cleansing water?
Oh wait!
Oh my God.
Look at the back.
I think it's hairspray.
What do you think?
It says flammable.
Where does it say flammable?
Dry conditioner.
Wait.
Does that do the same thing?
Where does it say flammable?
Oh my God.
Flammable.
I feel like that might work.
Wait.
Will this work?
Is the order available?
You can test it.
Dude, I've been, you know what's crazy, this chat, you guys might find this disgusting.
I've been looking for deodorants.
I kid you not.
I've been looking for deodorant for like three days.
I haven't worn the order because I thought I lost it.
Why don't you just buy one?
How long is a buy one?
Too lazy.
You don't even have to leave the house.
You got to have it delivered.
That's not that disgusting.
OK.
Should we just do it with a lighter?
What do you mean?
What do you mean, do we have a lighter?
Do I have a lighter?
We can't test it inside.
It's OK.
Cheesecake factory.
Hmm
Wait also, I got this I can't I'm not gonna say where I got this but does anybody in chat know if this is worth any money
50 pounds is that all it's worth any pounds
Bones at 10 is this worth any money
50 grams? It's worth 5k. Wait, what? No, it's not. Wait.
Grock, if I have a bar of gold that is 50 grams of 999.95 gold, how much is that worth?
Around $7,325 to $7,350 right now.
Gold sitting right around $106.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
No, but late.
Come here.
I want it. I want it.
You fucking idiot.
$75,000 right now.
Or it's going to...
$75,000 right now.
I'm dropping it.
You can ask for $75,000.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Nice little gift.
It's not cap, y'all.
Gold is worth 7K like that.
So this is dead ass worth 7K.
This real gold, though?
It is, yeah.
It's a valuable source for sure.
Who do you got it from?
My friend in London.
Your friend in London?
Yeah.
What's his name, Star Wars?
An S.
S.
Interesting.
What are you doing?
I'm using a lighter.
I have a lighter in my house.
No, his name is not Simon.
Right here. Oh my god.
Okay.
Let's do it on the balcony.
You're gonna hold the lighter, okay?
Well, let's do it on the balcony.
Okay.
Wait, what if my hand catches on fire?
Catch it to you?
It's not gonna catch on fire.
Catch it to you?
No, you look for me, I guess that works.
What?
Just light it, bro.
Bro, that's a bad idea.
No, it's not.
It's lighting.
Wait, is the chat saying GG?
The chat saying GG to everything.
No, bro, I think this is a bad idea.
They're not saying GG.
Bro, I think we need a longer lighter.
They're not saying GG.
What about here? Watch this. Hold it. What if I go like that?
No, that won't work.
No, but if my hands like this is gonna catch on fire.
I'm saying it's fine.
Gee-gee, don't do it.
Alright, wait, let's do this.
No, you just point it away from yourself.
Like that? Yes.
Yo, yo, you do it. I'll spray.
I can't, I'm very curious.
No.
Just hold it. I'm a little bitch.
Okay, I promise I'm not gonna get your hand. I promise I won't.
Bro, it's gonna catch my hand on fire.
Okay, don't light it versus what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go like this.
Alright, alright, yeah. Let's try that.
Okay, ready? Light it.
Oh my God.
It's definitely flammable for sure.
Wait, Shatthi, should we do it again?
Just to make sure.
Okay, do it.
Hold it.
Do it again. Hold it.
Oh, it's definitely flammable.
Definitely flammable.
I
Bring that later. Yeah
True doing something from someone's face as a prank a little prank
Should I have more hairspray or no, low T. I feel like one bottle's not enough
I mean CDS is five minutes away. We couldn't see the golf cart. All right, you hop on the golf cart
I'm gonna go switch to this
You want to hop on the golf cart while I'm switching?
Wait, that's not doing it here cuz you're sprinklers. It's fine bro. No, but it's just light it. It's not that big of a deal, bro
I mean pussy watch well
So ready so you watch watch out so you watch out
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, whoa, that one was too much.
You know who your friend is, right?
So what?
Well, are she mods?
You know how to like kick?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, but he doesn't smell good.
He is like, there's anything that's not good.
Kick-suck.
Okay, if you don't give a fuck what you do then,
What was that?
You what?
I don't know what was that.
Is that a task?
You want this PC area out?
Give you 20 subs.
Give you 20 subs?
Yeah.
Well the fuck's that with me?
I don't know.
Just perving that year to man, huh?
I guess we didn't do something that blew me in the head.
What was the problem?
Something to say to that.
I'm not going to lie.
The gun?
Yeah, a flamethrower.
He did have a flamethrower gun.
Damn.
They didn't even have it for real?
No, they did.
That has been.
No, I didn't get out of the room.
Oh, here!
This is the most annoying thing I've ever done.
Oh, OK.
Just have the propane tank in it.
I mean, don't you guys have that?
Yeah, here.
Look.
Wait.
No, I could have sworn I see like three
blue propane tanks outside of the room.
Don't leave them.
Not ours.
Oh.
Well, I guess he bought a new addition to data.
What's this propane tank outside?
What the hell do you think?
Hey, we need propane.
Who want to see if you need anything?
Condoms
Right, well I don't use
Right, nice out of you spray. Okay, like I said no, I don't like so
I don't know anything with you. I do a place. No me at least poor
They do I witnessed me have no way you go ladies in the mean
It's not lean dumbass well, and then so he peer pressured me into trying to sip
He was like bro. It's so good. You gotta try some
No, no, we was smoking and sipping
See me
What are you sitting?
Was that what is it?
You can see if we drink
Rob, how a lot of us did that so good.
And it tastes like a Dr. Remember.
No, but actually probably like really,
it's probably really the thing.
No, the fuck?
Chaz, it's a weed drink.
Don't let him do weed drinks.
Dude, you gotta stop.
Loki, we can look and just do that instead of the bacon.
You wanna make a weed drink?
No, not make one. I have some.
There you go.
Show me right now.
The phone's at four.
I'm following you. What do you mean?
You wanna hold it while I go switch?
Why don't you talk like you're gay?
You wanna hold it while I go switch?
Wait, so, so the actual question is that
you got experience and I don't do anything about it.
But is a THC drink, is it like, is it like
addicted to my penis?
There's nothing like me. That's why I can't get addicted.
There's nothing like me.
That's a THC drink right here.
Root beer. Let me try it.
Root beer. Ew.
Let me then try it.
Yo Saeed! You got blue beer, nigga?
Oh my God!
Wait, this is so low-key by hand though.
Let me try this one.
You guys can have it for later, bro.
So we're gonna save on that.
We should save on this.
Are we gonna save tonight?
We should save on this.
I'm gonna go get some of this.
What is that?
Is this the hard one?
Are you just stupid at radio?
No.
I have it for after my work shift.
Well, you don't leave it in the...
Oh, because I was out all day.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it after you.
Bro, I'm gonna go get styrofoam cups right now.
I'm gonna get some ice and we can pour out.
I don't know how we tell you, gang.
What?
The U.S. doesn't do styrofoam cups, don't worry.
What do you mean?
Like, it's really hard to find styrofoam cups.
So how do we pour out?
You don't find this is not a real...
Where?
It's like a gas station.
Oh no no no, you can also get a SIP and ODE when you ask for a cup of ice.
Okay.
Wait, you ask for my ODE and then you get like full cup of ice.
Time bomb.
But like the start, the big SIP and ODE that you used to see,
like when Niggas was sipping ODE, nah, they don't do that.
Oh my god.
Chat, change title to SIP and LEAN for the first time tonight with Silky.
You got a folder?
What? No, Niggas?
I'm so excited for him.
No, I'll see you tonight.
I'm gonna get a title.
I'll see you tonight.
Lean mockdown.
All right, if we're leaving we should probably switch to the camera so the phone's at three
phones at three
Just a little son I'm not scared of you can she's sweet around here. I'm scared of you. Yeah, big ass
Why is it kind of short it does hurt a little short. All right, can I switch to the camera?
My wrist.
He's gonna fall and he's gonna die.
Yeah, he's gonna kill us right there.
Can you hold this so I can set up?
Yeah, I'm gonna set up an apple tripod.
Jack, can you guys still see me?
Can you guys see me?
Is everyone okay?
How are you?
Ron's calling me.
Yeah, Ron.
Hey, I got good news or bad news.
What do you want to hear first?
Okay, what's the good news?
What's the what?
What's the good news?
The good news is I have the helium.
Okay.
That's the good news.
What's the bad news?
Bad news is they don't sell balloons with strings.
What?
Yeah, I don't know.
We should, trust me,
So you have helium but no balloons?
I don't know, dude.
Do we have to go through the streets?
Chad, what do y'all think?
Do you have anything?
I have the curious, I have the lobsters and the guys coming to go to the table.
We're going to show them our things, too.
Okay, I'm going to CVS right now to get Styrofoam cups
because me and Silk you're drinking lean
for the first time together, Ty.
So we're done inside, I'm just getting by myself?
Not on a later tonight, me and Silk, you're doing lean.
Okay, I'd love to join.
You're more than welcome to join and have a sip.
Okay, I'm gonna go one, two more stories.
Okay.
Listen, the guy's gonna throw away
and build many of us,
so I'm gonna do what's showing.
Just smile, have your chat smile,
you know what I'm saying, just enjoy the ride.
Okay, got it, yep.
Okay, I'm gonna shoot him, okay?
Okay, bye.
So, okay, so I'm starting,
all right, actually I wanna ask y'all a question.
I'm going to introduce you to the camera,
but I'm gonna take my brace off,
and I need you guys to tell me
if my wrist looks normal or not, okay?
Do we have any doctors in the chat?
Tighten me if you're a doctor, tighten me.
I'm gonna say they're doctors.
No, they're not.
Hold me if you're actually a doctor, tighten me.
Alright, there's a lot of doctors in the chat.
All right, come here.
All right, chat, tell me if my wrist looks normal or if it looks a little deformed.
I'm just trying to hold this.
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.
It looks pretty before me. Does it?
Look how skinny it is.
Wait, pull out your other wrist?
That one's way skinnier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just turned it around so you couldn't see a face of it.
Negative.
Am I just turning over?
Negative.
I got to stand up on a normal.
Girl, this tattoo over.
It's...
I'm not talking.
I'm looking at it as normal.
It doesn't look good.
Wait. What looks bad about it?
What doesn't look normal, Chad? Be honest.
I'm going to tell you everything I can do with my wrist.
Okay? I can wiggle my fingers now.
Okay? I can make a fist.
This doesn't hurt at all anymore, but I every time I try to squeeze I feel pain break here. All right, I
Can bend it forward that much and then I can bend it backwards
That much I cannot twist it
What just happened, Moon?
Did it land on your foot?
No, still you can't stream anymore tonight.
Yeah, that's called fractured wrist syndrome if you can move all your fingers with no pain then your tendons are fine
So then why can I not move my wrist at all and why does it hurt so bad?
Let me look at Twitter calm. Let me see. There's any doctors in Twitter come
You can't make this shit up. It's W. Lacey when he's jumping, entertaining your ass,
but then switch and start virtue signalling as soon as he jokes with his friends that
jokes with him the same way? Hey, what? What did I miss? What the fuck did I miss?
What did I miss? A segment? What happened?
And a mess crying because you called them chicken munchers
That wasn't a race thing they stole my chicken
Are you all retarded?
They I had I had chicken fingers and they stole my chickens. So I looked at Jason and called them chicken munchers
I'm not gonna lie if you took that racist you're racist
They took my chicken the fuck
Nah
Big boys
They took my chicken. I think they took my burger. I would have called him a burger muncher
Are we going to the hairspray?
No, I'm noticing, chat, I'm noticing, chat.
It's hilarious when someone makes a joke about, yeah, nah, nah, I can't.
Yeah, let's go to the hairspray.
Oh wait, am I driving or you?
I'm driving.
Go.
You're short, I'm short, it's your last sentence.
I'm not saying it, I'm not saying it, I'm just saying, I wasn't even, I wasn't
even talking about race at all they just took my chicken so if it was burger I
would have caught him a burger muncher but even if that was the intention of a
joke I just don't get how like you know it's funny when they're talking about
tunnels and Ben but
What is the key in this?
Yeah, I drove it this morning.
All right.
All right, let's go to CVS.
Put a potato in your ass and let Ron jump on you to shoot it out.
I
Want to connect to the music I'm
Not gonna run out of battery
I'm gonna be honest. I want to get a new thing. Yeah
We could have sold it the other one time for like five bands. Let's buy the most you would get for this one.
You know the five bands for it?
You know what? We should take it out one of these games again and try to sell it.
Okay, real shit though. Real shit though. Do you don't even get it fixed?
Yeah, but is it worth spending all the money to get it fixed?
But how much would it be to get fixed?
Who knows? I think because I think the engine's fucked up.
There's no engine. It's a fucking electric golf cart.
The electric motor is fucked up.
That's called a battery.
Yeah, it shouldn't make that noise.
It didn't make that noise when we first got it.
Now it sounds like it's dying.
It'll cost more to get it fixed?
There's no way it'll cost more to get it fixed.
I just want to know what's wrong with my wrist, dude.
all right let me see how far CVS is I want to get CVS is ten minutes away
Let me see how far Ron is.
Oh, guess who just hit me up to do a stream.
Should I say it?
It's going to happen.
I met him at an event and we talked for like 30 minutes and he's actually a super cool
guy and he said he was gonna hit me up when he was back in town to do a stream and he texted me to
do a stream um you know uh he played Greg I think it's Greg in Diary of a Wimpy Kid
yes his name is Zach Gordon he's the actor who played him but he's actually a super cool like
he's so cool when we were talking at this event I forget what event it was
But he hit me up and we're gonna do a stream. I think some like some him point
up to the house would be lit. He's a legend. Yes, he's actual legend. No, I want
so my idea was we go because didn't they go to the pier in one of the things
And I can dress as rally
No need to overreact chat I'm right here. Thank you guys. That's me. He's doing a stream with yo Andy big man
Nobody's like no one's doing a stream with you, bro. What are you talking about? No need to overreact guys?
I'm right here
Who is Andy big man?
I'm going to go to search search is it bluetooth or is it Wi-Fi
Well, shiver me timbers and suck my fat cock.
What does it mean you say that?
Mix phone.
Who's that?
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
you
you
you
you
you
you
Why is there so much red bull in the back?
I can't just fucking roll in.
I can't just fucking roll in.
Oh my god, it's spraying, it's just spraying.
You know what's so funny?
What?
This morning, me and Russell took those boxes from the front gate and brought them down in the golf cart.
And then me and Seth, we'll move them up the golf cart later.
Yeah, well, you clearly didn't dude.
Oh my god.
Do not send us to the HOA, bro.
EEEE!
I'm fucking on this!
What are we gonna do with these?
Bro, I said God, I thought the roof...
What are we gonna do with these?
The roof blew off, bro.
What are we gonna do with them? We're about to go on the main roads.
Just don't drive like an idiot. Do you need help?
Yes, come help me.
Yo, I'm not leaving it!
And why was there just a loose red bull on top?
Can you grab that one?
Yeah, let me try.
I'm sending this to the HLA.
Wait, we gotta get the blue can that's on the ground too.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know what to do with that.
It's fine, it's fine, it's not a big deal.
Grab this last case, grab this last case.
Okay, grab it, grab it, grab it.
What's this?
Put the seatbelt over the boxes?
Yeah, that's fine.
That has to be damaged?
Yeah, hold on, let's buckle up the boxes.
Okay.
Don't forget the can we're not we gotta keep we got to keep this residency clean
Okay, I
Think the battery to the golf cart is blown
No, you guys have drained it to zero like
15 times it definitely is I
Guess you could say that solo can was thinking outside the box
No
Fuck, fuck, there's a neighbor.
Oh man, it's squirting.
It's squirting.
It's fucking squirting.
What's her doing with it?
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Fuck.
Do you want to help me?
Here.
Ow!
Fuck!
That hurt so bad.
Oh my god, now.
It tastes a little dirty though.
I know they're hands, but no one's compatible
Nothing's magical
Just how you imagine what it is
You say I slap the whole city, you slap it like half of it
Let's not get accurate
There ain't no point in pulling out my record
And tracking it back to you
I did what I did, and I done what I done
And got nothings that had to do
You went to Queens University, now you're a graduate
Oh Drizzy!
Wow!
I'm just casting a day out here looking for actresses.
The same as they say they don't care about us,
but they know what they're trying to do.
Ah!
Don't try and tell your man good things,
coming up small-sized packages.
You need a dagger.
But how can you hear this and not sit there and think?
Drake is the greatest artist of all time.
Actual question.
It's so epic.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Mean I'm not your man. I'm not your man
Hey, oh, yeah, hey, uh, uh, uh.
All right.
Listen up.
It's about to be smoke.
Ain't nothing but some shit I wrote about a rich ass nigga that's deep in the game.
They call me Drippy Drake and I'm keeping a name.
It's what, Nike shoes.
I got a mic that you can talk bad about.
You drippies, I don't like you, boo.
Got an open show tonight, baby.
My old boy's running down.
Got it crazy.
I'm gonna finish with a tanker and let it up.
Pull up early to that bitch.
There's a postcard, there's a way home, I'm down to home, I'm gonna fuck it, ready to go!
Ready, set!
Too hard, oh!
Run!
Bro, you always have fucking good news or bad news!
Okay, that's the news bro, what's the news?
Okay, what's the bad news?
You invited them to the house?
You invited two homeless guys to our house?
Wait, you have a- wait, what?
Okay, me too.
Uh, I'm going to get hairspray.
No?
Yeah, I'm good though.
You know what, I'm going to invite a friend to the house too.
I'm going to invite a friend and invite him.
Excuse me, ma'am
How you doing? Do you want to come over ma'am?
We're having a party at our house
I know there's a place in Israel wait, should I go see what it is?
I've never been inside of a real-life Tel Aviv.
It's really hard to drive one hand.
You're about to get 200 subs. So if I walk in, I'm about to visit to Tel Aviv
right now.
You think someone's going to steal our Red Bull?
I hope not.
Wait, what?
Why did you say Tel Aviv?
Chef, what is a Tel Aviv? Is it a restaurant?
How you doing?
Okay, Tel Aviv.
Hey, Shalom!
How you doing guys? Pretty good. What kind of food you guys got here?
Like a box, a warm chicken thigh, chicken breast.
Ooh, yes.
For what? For who?
Just my own independent company at Foodabury, yes.
Ooh, I'd like to do...what do you recommend?
I'm not hungry.
What? Not very hungry.
very hungry lost service immediately is that Wi-Fi benches we have service on
stream?
I think so.
The Wi-Fi's Tel Aviv?
Yeah, network Tel Aviv.
Which one?
Just the last one.
The last one.
Secure?
Close.
Got it.
No caps?
No.
All right.
Let me try a chicken skewer.
try a chicken skewer. What is it? Shorma? I'm not that hungry. I need something light.
Okay, I'll do that. And then you guys have any special drinks? This is all from Israel.
It's all the food from Israel as well. Oh, wow. Oh, okay, what's this?
It's why it's shabar-e-banana. Shabar-e-banana Jews. Shabar-e-banana Jews, okay.
So two of these ones. So all the meat and everything is straight from Israel.
Everything yeah, wow
No, that'll be it
Yep
for
Uh, Tiff?
No, thank you for it.
They, one minute.
It's all about cooking back there, Tiff.
Soft-ass chat. It's fucking food, bro.
Shut up.
That's pretty good that's really good
Guys eating food from Jewish culture is completely different than the government, okay?
I tell you all free Palestine all the time. I've been trying to eat a shawarma
It has nothing to do with politics eating a shawarma, bro
Oh, no hummus no hummus
Uh, that is?
Cabbage.
Uh, cabbage.
I'll do a little bit of cabbage short.
Salad?
What's that?
Salad.
Salad?
Green Lulatos.
Uh, tiny bit, tiny bit.
Red cabbage?
No, no cabbage.
Onions?
Uh, no onions, no.
No, thank you.
Is that onion?
Spicy.
No, no spice.
Sweet or dill?
No, it's not sweet.
It's whole.
Uh, a couple.
What happened?
Chicken.
Chicken. That's it, that and chicken. Thank you.
The Magalight is juiced actually good.
That's so boring. Wait, what sauce should I get? They have sauce?
Wait, what's off-stack off?
Can't.
Is it spicy?
No.
I'll do a little bit of that, yeah, a little bit of that.
It says in the seat.
No, okay.
Sure.
You want fries?
No fries.
I'll try, I'll give them a try.
The best bite you've ever tried.
No.
Okay.
Yes.
Happy?
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Do you have the drinks?
Thank you.
Hold on a minute, we trying to fry?
Okay, I don't know about that.
How are you eating again? Oh, I don't know, maybe because my chicken and bread and fries
got ransacked and I didn't get to eat a single one? The fuck?
I
Know one
I'm at Tel Aviv
Yeah
No
Really?
Yes.
And apparently, uh, let me put it in my name.
So, for all this, I'm doing this the last experiment.
Wait, that's not like a drive-through run.
No.
No, no, no, it's an experiment.
Distress me.
I'm going to put it on my name.
Thank you.
What experiment?
Um, it's like a really dangerous one.
I'm fucking boned here.
A little bit of a wait.
I'm gonna go get my phone.
I'm gonna go get my phone.
I'm gonna go get my phone.
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually doing it. I'm doing what the car now I'm getting a hairspray
I am I am not I'm I'm checking out right now
Okay, got it, me too.
I'll see you there.
Alright.
I'm gonna be honest.
It's mid.
Not the biggest thing.
It's not that good.
What are these?
What are these?
I don't know, it's eggplant, isn't eggplant the dick-a-mo-dee?
Not even a single sub either, bro.
Of course, yeah.
I'll pick it up, you.
Nice to meet you, guys. Stay safe out here. It's dangerous.
There we go. Wes, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you for the five gifted, bro. I really appreciate that.
We're on the road to 10k subs.
Ooh, Starbucks?
Oh, fuck.
Is this starting to hurt?
Oh, fucker.
Woo!
Oh
Hair hairspray
Do I keep losing connection I have no service on my phone pay your phone bill no
Wait would hairspray be in the hair styling tools or the hair therapy section
Maybe.
I see it.
Is this it right here?
Sexy hair.
Big root pump?
Surely they have hairspray that's not in the case.
Right?
What?
Do they not sell hairspray that's not in a case?
What about this?
Freezing spray?
Is this flammable?
Is it bad if I ask them if this is flammable or not?
I don't know I don't know what's flammable and what's not chat
I don't really ask Grock when I'm at the store and I don't want to ask the worker so maybe
ask Grock.
No Grock's found some freaky shit today for some reason wait a minute
Wait a minute, hairspray, extra strong hold.
Hairspray flexible hold with lack of projection.
For sure it is slammable, right?
Yes, okay.
Chad, is this slammable?
That's that as having a whole argument. Yo, can y'all shut the fuck up, bro?
Actually, I could just go right here probably right here
Pretty good.
Quick question.
Are these flammable?
Absolutely.
Um, no.
Uh, no, thank you.
Oh, here's a styrofoam cups.
If we do this on aisle 13, right now.
I think these right here just go check really quick.
Thank you.
13 you said?
13 on the right.
Okay.
That's the exact answer we needed.
Are those?
No.
No.
No.
No, thank you.
Oh, here's a styrofoam cups.
If we do this on aisle 13 right now.
I think these right here just go check really quick.
Thank you.
13 you said?
13 on the right.
Okay.
That's the exact answer we needed.
need it or those flammable absolutely I know and then he said have fun he knows
what we're up to you've got to get Starfall cups oh I can't wait to sip
lean tonight
Thank you, my cubs.
You could stop at like a 7-Eleven and get like some double gold cubs.
No way they own a Styrofoam cubs.
Wait, they don't sell Styrofoam cubs anymore because of lean?
That's because of turtles.
What the fuck's it got to do with turtles?
Because they like to eat the cubs.
No one's given their turtles styrofoam cubs.
There's some cubs over there.
Oh.
What'd you drop, sir?
Oh, one's clothed.
Maybe.
I thought he was showing us real lean cubs right there.
Thank you, sir.
He just don't sell star from clubs anymore bro, I'm not going to be able to sip.
Holy shit, you should get this chain.
Get him that weed cash.
Oh shit, it's tough.
Alright, I'm going to get these.
If I tell the guy I'm sipping lean for the first time tonight?
You're concerned, you're a flammable hairspray and lean.
No Styrofoam cups, unfortunately.
It's my first time trying leans and anything.
Yes.
Perfect.
In the other way and not try it.
You actually might have just changed my mind.
it can be a bad combination right lighter hairspray and lean yeah thank you
have a good one
whoa the football
World Cup! World Cup!
Oh look at that side. Yo, Cybertrucks are so sexy of a car. Every time I see a Cybertruck
I'm just like damn that car looks so cool. Can I get a retweet chat?
Fuck
I'm gonna be honest my wrist has been hurting so bad recently. I think I have to take a day off
What?
No, I'm serious like the amount of my wrist has been hurting shouldn't a human should not be enduring this pain
I'm serious. You don't understand how bad it fucking hurts
Maybe cuz it's not in a sling is that actually why
Is that actually why
You're still moving it, it's not staying in place.
See, I gotta put a sling on.
Yes.
It's so boring, you know.
I mean, boring.
It's boring when you can't do anything
because you have one fucking arm.
That's been boring.
Bro, having a sling on is so ass.
It's literally the worst thing ever.
Like y'all think this is a joke. It's not a joke, bro
I like y'all have not not y'all have not experienced a real injury because you guys aren't like athletes
It's not a story though
Michael, listen, Brad, I'm sure...
I broke both my bones and my wrist.
Brother, you guys are not athletes.
Y'all don't know how to deal with real-life injuries like this.
Like, this is a real...
I'm going through a real-life fucking injury.
Y'all will never have to go through because you're not athletes you can't hurt your wrist like how I did
What
What's funny
That's not even a full story
Literally not even a full story
Why you're saying this?
Bitch, I don't give a fuck!
Show me a new treat!
Hey girl, I'ma show you what I made us
I can handle it, if you could take it
Come closer, I'm not afraid
We both know my time is okay
I'm gonna need no back here, be talking on me like-
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You ready to start soon?
Let me just kill this, you know real quick this experiment.
Yeah I can do it.
Mine got stolen.
You can have some.
Come on.
It's okay.
I'm not hungry anymore.
I went to Tel Aviv.
What?
Yeah.
When did you go there?
I went to Tel Aviv five minutes away.
Are you my friends?
I actually did.
I walked in, they all screamed Lacey and then the owner had a little hat on and
he came out and he said are you a food reviewer?
My lawyer or is it not?
He might have been.
I don't know.
You're a thousand gifted when you're walking inside.
Sound off!
Yeah, I thought I had to stand to get to the chat.
Internet money glitch.
Sound off, dude.
Right, it's our client.
He's going to be the finisher of one experiment.
Oh, right.
It's very, very good.
So, this is called the Kaniak combo.
It's like one of my...
It's like a scary experiment.
I should probably wash my hands, huh?
That was the whole point of this.
No, I got his card stolen.
Say what?
No, he's going to come back.
Hold on.
I'm going to wash my hands real quick
because there was a homeless dude who got me up
and I don't know where his hands have been.
I didn't say drew fix audio for an hour
Yeah, what's wrong with the audio?
It sounds fine now it's good now
Wait, so I take my five-hour energy and get a little bit energy. I don't have enough. I don't think come on
It's not in here, it's in my car.
I know, hop in.
Oh, wait, but then how are we going to get back?
What do you mean?
Fuck it, dude!
Oh fuck.
Little pumpy here.
Alright, you wanna grab a camera?
All right, you wanna grab it from here, Blake?
You're such a savage, am I actually, chef?
I'm not gonna lie, one of these days, we gotta go off the top hill, right onto the basketball
court.
What do you mean?
G.J. style.
Dude, this fire is spreading way too fast.
Yellow was just added.
Oh, so Calabas is gonna have to evacuate soon.
Wait, this guy does look yellow back there.
Like it's like brown, hold on.
Chad, can you see it?
It's like right there, it's like super brown.
Wait, this has vitamins in it?
So it's actually good for you?
Wow, that's actually really good.
Smells good.
But so that's the same as a rebel?
I don't know.
Can't be good for you, whatever it is.
No sugar, sugar-free.
Hop in.
I've all, yeah, oh god, I've always been,
wait, Darla just texted me.
Dude, this is actually scary.
Cavalbast is probably gonna go on evacuation.
First week back.
Look, the yellows, it's literally coming right towards us.
Wait, what if our house actually gets off?
Bro, we gotta stand right there and protect the house.
Get your hoses and shit.
I kind of want to get a better golf. I want to I want to I kind of want to get
Okay, should I call should I call RB and ask him if I could buy his golf cart off him
I did it you barely texted me darling so this is scary that's is that not saying
that we're going to have to be evacuated soon?
Cheeseburger Canyon.
There's a place called Cheeseburger Canyon.
We've got to check that out.
Wait in the phone.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm going to use the bad news.
OK.
The good news is that the good news is we're in a new house.
Yes.
The bad news is, updated evacuation warning in zone HIDC 501, which just happens to be
right across the hill.
Well, it's quite some of the time we were.
Well, I mean, they know we're in Calabasas.
Wait, on God with the Beccarit?
No, it's not us yet.
Like, it's spreading very fast, like, this entire section, they're all evacuating
that entire section.
Say on God.
Look what is what God it says evacuation warning. Yeah, 22 minutes ago
Wait on God
What we just hop in a pool and not get firing what happens we have put all my shit in a in a in a watertight storage
Man, I'm going in the pool
boiling
Let's go buy dry ice. Oh my god
Are we actually evacuate I don't know I'm actually scared
Last time we did this we left
Broad lawn and we just came back. Wait, is it like fucked up if we do like fire chasing? Yeah
People's houses people do tornado chasing. Yeah, that's different. I feel like I can't explain why but it's definitely different
People's houses here
We work their whole life for
Same shit with tornadoes, though. That's the problem is that we're gonna go record a profit off of it
We'll do tornado chasing all the time once you want to donate all the
What?
Do you wanna wing chicken?
Nah, I've already made our friends experiment.
Wait, what? Did you guys finish the box under Ethan Allen?
No, I haven't finished the box under Ethan Allen.
Chad, are there any videos or like news channels live looking at the fire? I wanna see it.
Nah, they're probably doing no coverage.
Nah, there's probably absolutely no one looking at it.
Yeah, they probably have no eyes on the fire right now. It might be spreading.
It's scary though.
I know.
It is scary.
Wait, what's the opposite of fire?
Water.
Water?
Ice.
Iceman, okay, so what if we what if we did like what if we like put fire repellent around our house?
The reason I'm not worried is I don't smell it we were in LA like like we were at the Canes I could smell it clears
Yeah
Also like, it's leaning, it's really windy, but where would we evacuate to? I'm really wondering.
That's what happened last time. I left to my girlfriend's house. Drew doesn't have a girlfriend, so you just have to stay here.
I do some shit? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They do some little shit. She just graduated too.
Yeah, literally.
What?
She's cool though, but she's mature for her age.
I'm going, oh, what?
All right, the joke got extended too much.
All right, listen, Chad, do we actually have the vacuator now?
Like, I don't think so, right?
We don't have to.
You said, worry about the potato cannon.
I'm going to get it back.
Oh, we do have to make sure that thing.
How close is it for real?
Put it next to our address.
I don't know how to look.
Is it real?
Where did you get it from?
I'm going to look. Trust me. I'm going to give it a buck this time.
I'll put it out of order for each of you.
I'll put it out of order for those of you.
I'm stopping this fire once and for all.
Should we just go back and rob?
What?
Let's go back and rob them.
No, bro. This house clears. I'm not going to lie. This house clears every house we've ever been to.
Just the house in general and the vibes here are just 10 million times better than anything.
Can I get a retweet in the chat?
Is that live?
No.
These bonus have five viewers.
Where?
Right there.
The fuck to get another one.
Chas, send me a link to the fire!
This guy's streaming the fire?
What is weak ass stream?
What does that mean?
1,436 wildfires.
This is crazy, look at this, I'm not kidding.
230,000 emergency responses.
What does that mean?
1,436 wildfires, 32,000 acres burned.
Wait, that's all right now?
Yes.
Only seven places destroyed though.
What do you mean only seven places destroyed?
It could be worse.
It could be fucking a thousand places.
It looks like it's in an area where not a lot of people live.
Well, yeah, it's a...
Chad, what do you mean only?
It could be way worse.
They could be in an area with fucking thousands of houses.
Wait, where is Calabasas?
How is that an idiot?
Wait, it's not even near Calabasas.
Oh, no.
Sandy 5.
Oh, no.
Wait, it's old.
Oh, no.
It's on the way.
Like, actually.
I don't want to show the stream, but let's see where we are.
Like, are we on the border?
Right.
Oh, my God.
No.
Dude.
Dude, wait, I don't want to leave this right there, literally right there.
Okay, can a fire across a bridge?
It's not going to go over the freeway just a regular thing in that area maybe we're overreacting
Can it cross this freeway?
Oh my God, it already is.
So the whole freeway is shut down?
Can it cross this freeway?
Is this a freeway or no?
Your good bro just come over and desktop at my crib.
Yo, I don't think y'all understand what's what I'm really truly going on here. I'm yes as
Do you guys understand how many how much money work the valuables is in this house?
Great actually great coms on that
Crocker chat GBT. Oh chat GBT grass been mad sex
No, no, no, no, she's fine.
She's talking dirty all day.
Hey, Grock, quick question.
So I'm not sure if you're aware, but there's currently a fire going on.
It is called the...
I believe it's called the Sandy Fire.
Do you think this fire will spread in effect, Calabasas?
It's ripping through Simi Valley right now. Over 800 acres, 0% contained, already torched.
Say that again?
It's ripping through Simi Valley right now. Over 800 acres, 0% contained, already torched some homes.
Halabasis is about 10-15 miles south and Pepperdine's campus there says the smoke's visible, but it's not threatening them yet
Winds are pushing it more toward the coast and Thousand Oaks area not straight at you
That said this bitch is wind-driven and zero percent contained
So shit can change fast keep an eye on Ventura County alerts and have a go-back ready just in case
What do you mean zero percent contained?
It means the firefighters haven't even slowed the motherfucker down yet.
Zero percent contained.
Is fire department speak for, this blaze is doing whatever the fuck it wants.
No fire lines are holding.
No perimeters under control.
It's a wild raging cunt of a fire that's free to sprint wherever the wind shoves
it.
That's why they're evacuating people and why your ass should stay glued to those
alerts.
So if I'm in Calabasas, should I be on alert and worried?
Yeah, you should be on alert,
but not full blown pack the dildo collection
and run worried yet.
The sandy fires still are raging,
uncontained 800 acre cunt storm in Seamy Valley,
but the winds are shoving it toward the coast
and thousand oaks, not straight south into Calabasas.
Pepperdine's campus there can see the smoke,
but they're just monitoring.
No evacuations for your area.
Still, this bitch is unpredictable
as a horny raccoon on bath salts.
Have your go bag ready, know your evacuation routes
and keep refreshing those Ventura County alerts
like you're waiting for nudes.
Better to look paranoid than get turned into barbecue.
Yo, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'm over here talking about risking,
like talking about my life being at danger,
my house and all my belongings being at risk
in all Mario cares about is do y'all realize saying pack up
means stream ends early?
What the fuck?
That's what you care about?
I could die and all you care about
is the stream ending early.
How can I how can I keep like a update on on this firestorm, bro?
How is there a river fire?
That doesn't even make sense.
The fuck is a river fire?
How does a river catch on fire?
Download the app called Watch Duty on your phone, okay?
I need a charger for my phone.
So no-pack draw.
Didn't ask, life is at risk and I see someone type so no-pack draw, I can't.
Hey, you're fucked. You need to have a car.
Can you take all your shit? It's fries.
You heard me?
I don't think it's fries.
You don't have a car. Where are you going to put all your stuff?
Bro, this is a serious speech, Drew.
That's what I'm saying. Does it look like I'm joking?
Wait, so, Chad. Okay, there's my big dumb question.
Is this redness all what's on fire?
Or is this all that's on fire right here?
Or is all this on fire?
There's no way all this is on fire.
It's gotta be just orange.
Oh, that's what I'm hearing.
Wait, are we good or not?
That's what I'm hearing wait are we good or not?
I mean it's close.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to do this.
This they just got put on evacuation order.
Right here.
Okay.
Right here.
We are right here.
Oh wow.
I think we're closer.
We're right here.
That's us.
Wait, that would have to go through a neighborhood.
Acres burn 32,000.
This entire area has spread.
It started here, and it's spread to all this throughout today.
Oh my god.
There's 32,000 acres burned.
But it says only 7,000 structures destroyed, meaning
like it only just, I mean, not only, but it destroyed
seven houses, right?
Yes.
So it looks like it's only in like the.
No one lives.
That's what I'm saying, it looks like it's only like the green...
Thank God it hasn't, like, it hasn't destroyed thousands of structures, but the people who it did, like, bro, I feel like prayers for them are only for me.
I'm saying like, only because it's better that it's fucking seven thousand.
But here's the problem that I've noticed, and the chat was telling me. This right here is a freeway, okay?
It's pretty hard to get over.
It crossed. Look. It's over. It went over.
So there's a fire on the tree right now.
No, but it spread under the bridge.
Are you sure the yellow is a fire?
Isn't that the evacuation?
My backyard, like my side, looks crazy.
Yeah, you can see the clouds, it looks crazy.
Wait, what, for real?
I mean, I think it looks crazy.
Round the switch, turn around.
I hope people pray for us and get it.
Nobody gets on each.
Look, you see it?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I don't know if the camera picks it up well, but it's like, can you smell it?
Yeah, you can smell it.
Yeah, you can definitely smell it now.
Like a little bit.
Like right when you walk out of Ron's room, you smell it down there.
Oh, I think to the left, compared to like, oh my god, that's like, that's crazy, that's like crazy, dude.
Yes, I don't know how, that's terrifying, though.
I mean, when we were in like the Canes area, there was like 50 fire trucks.
Like, I kept seeing that.
Yeah, that is true.
There's a shit ton.
Is it's zero percent contained which means the fire that they put apparently they put up like fire walls or something to try to stop it
They haven't been able to contain at all
I don't want to get like crazy like conspiracy bro
But how is it that California's 50% tax but the tax money doesn't go to more advancing like stopping fires when fires are coming
They'll be honest maybe I'm not smart enough for something. I don't know that's just crazy. Wait. What county are we in?
I don't know
Wait, I think I might know. I don't want to say anything, as a matter of fact, I don't know.
We're like right next to one of those hills.
And what are we in like Topanga?
No, I don't think so. Topanga is like, that's why Tribby Red said
I don't want to take you to Topanga. That's the real place.
Did we do this thing?
I actually don't remember. I don't know.
We're in the W5?
Okay.
What is that?
I don't see anyone evacuating it though here,
so I think we're fine.
I think it's just so much fun.
I was gonna say, they would all be out.
When it was broad on the whole street,
I think our whole driveway getting out
was packed on point.
Those people in this neighborhood
are way more fucked than we are.
Yeah, at least we have a hill.
It's gonna go right up the fucking hill.
Yeah, but we have a fence.
We can see it from here.
We have a fence and a pool, and the SS,
I'm just gonna be on the SS matter daddy
There's a serious thing
Alright, I got the app that gives me alerts for fire
I mean, yeah, that's true
Yo, dudes, that's a freeze
Yeah, it is, it's right there, Twitter with that hill
Wow
Oh, you can start, you can see the shit, you see it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was-
That's Ash moving around?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, I'm not kidding
wasn't near us but it was like that far and you could see like wasn't brawler
crazy crazy get the job was over the hill I mean it was right over my drone
but it's not a dog no point of drag it for content
but that's got a notification from the fire app evacuation warning has been
issued for zone LFD
What happened to that?
I want to call my girlfriend. She's usually...
It's called Watchers.
Yo, Griff. Griff would know.
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna call Griff.
Yeah, you're right.
Let me call Griff.
I don't know if I can have him speak it up.
My feet are so slow.
Did you see all of it?
Oh, yeah.
Yo, Griff. Live right now with Lacey.
They're starting to give out evacuation warnings near us.
Uh, you just gotta pay attention to one of our staffs, then.
You know, don't play it, just play it safe and leave, but I think you're okay for now.
Yeah, they said it's zero percent contained though.
And we're starting to see ashes flying around in the air a little bit here.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, we just have to pay attention to the warnings, but if they say evacuate, then you definitely die.
Oh wow, I'm seeing ash. That's actually like weird.
You can see a lot of it. That's happened last time here.
I keep doing all the windows closed. It's not gonna breathe that in for real.
Damn, yeah.
Should we get inside?
Probably.
Yeah, you should stay inside.
Wait, G5, where are you?
That's your worry about.
We can do our experiments, dude.
Okay, so we shouldn't do our science experiments. We just spent the last five hours getting it.
No. If you guys did a rocket, you guys would probably be doing it.
Yeah, you can do the cause of that fire.
What if we just... No, we have like potato gun and shit.
Yeah, you're getting a lot.
Wait, so is this bad to inhale?
Yeah, surely bad.
Oh, God?
Well, yeah, it's...
We're not going to die from it.
Yeah, but it's not good for you.
It's a lot of shit that when I heard when we lived at Broadlawn, keep saying that, when
we lived at the other house, when we were there, they said like it actually takes
like years off for life, like inhaling like a lot.
Yeah, it's really bad for you.
Wait, was it closer at Broadlawn?
It was pretty close.
It was closer than right now.
Well, don't farm this, you know what I'm saying, I'm not a masked croc.
Hey, croc, because of the fires going on in the Los Angeles area right now, if we are
in Calabasas, should we stay inside to not inhale the smoke and what can happen if
we inhale too much of the smoke?
Let's go and say some freaky stuff.
Yes, stay inside as much as possible.
There's a sandy fire burning in Ventura in your seamy valley right now and a small burrow fire in L.A. County
I'm seeing like a lot of ash. It's kind of weird.
Like there's two?
I'm seeing holy stall. We're still waiting for the markets regardless. Like what are you guys like? Can you shut up?
I think we're fine, but like I don't know about fucking
This is fucking nasty
Is it bad to really inhale this low for this far because it's like very little
amount. We're getting fear mongers. Where are you going?
I'm going inside. I'm going to do the experiments.
There's still works that could happen.
Right? Yeah, that'll be good.
Oh my doors it's fine just stay alert Chad you guys think
Wait, is that real?
Wait.
What?
It's a lot of light and flashy fuels, so it's kicking off and it's going in alignment with
the wind.
You can see here it's moving pretty quick.
We're coming to you live on scene.
I'm not supposed to sit in my car on 211, that was four hours ago.
Look at this, Lise.
It was live.
Yeah, but breaking news that wildfire burning in CME Valley. It started near Sandy Avenue
where it butts up against the canyon. The fire was first reported around 10 this morning,
and it's not this is common. L. A. What? Yo, that's crazy.
So far we know just one home has been damaged, but thousands of people are under evacuation
orders and warnings. Is that water?
That's what they call CME Valley PD says it got a call this morning from someone who said their tractor hit a rock which sparked the fire.
Brother.
Are you fucking serious?
to the fire.
The fire is still on fire.
Someone who said their tractor hit a rock which sparked the fire.
Our coverage begins with I-W-N-S News reporter Rob Hayes live in CME Valley with more.
Rob.
Yeah, bullet has been dodged here on Rocking Horse Drive.
None of the homes here are showing any kinds of damage from the fire,
but you take a look behind me, you can see it is still going here
and it has been burning close to these homes.
part of the community from seeing any lost homes but again that fire is still
burning fire fighters in the air guess how the fire started a guy drove his
tractor and it hit a rock inside of the fire
So a guy on a farm hit a farmer, so everyone knows as a farmer stuff catches on fire, especially
in Calabasas, after the malibu fires.
But a farmer doesn't have a fire district to take out.
Wait, so he didn't think to put it out right away or anything?
I'm not sure he tried to get the fire out.
How do you try, you see?
Homeowners on the ground, when the sandy fire ripped through the CME Valley brush and headed toward homes, any residents headed to the...
Oh, because of how windy it is.
There are fires in back of us.
Look how windy it is.
Homeowners on the ground, when the sandy fire ripped through the CME Valley brush and headed toward homes,
many residents and it's a very garden home.
There's cars in the back of us.
It's coming down the hill, and it's going to come back up.
And there's a couple of fire fires up on the hill
with some big hoses, should we get flared up.
So we're hoping to get to this.
How is that?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
Is it a cave or how does that work?
I don't know.
No, but like if you act like that's a genuine accident,
will he get in trouble?
Yeah, but like if you ask him to kill someone,
he'll be still alive.
They're all saying to water the ground outside.
Is that a troll or is that real?
You're going to ask the Lacy Dunn says we should go put water on the fucking cement outside.
You're going to have a fool.
Like, what do you think should we go?
Should we go water or fucking front yard of all cement?
Like, what is that going to do with a wildfire?
Could we put a circle of salt around the house?
This is her own man, brother.
You let me know. What are you trying to do?
You keep the...
You get a call from the guy that works at the base.
Oh my god, I can't go on my own.
from coming up the mountain.
Unfortunately, one home fell victim to the fire.
Firefighters only saved this house on
Trickling's Brook Court.
Neighbors say the fast moving flames
snuck up on that. I was inside cleaning
the house and I walked open the slider
to take trash outside and ashes,
and it just came very fast.
This one is faster than usual.
Thousands of residents were under
evacuation orders today.
Not everyone was willing to leave,
to leave though. This part of CME is a big equestrian community with stables in most backyards.
Alex Hoffmaster, spent home from work to a back yard. Where's in a chat, man?
What's this, the music?
What's that noise I'm hearing?
Someone's listening to creepy music.
Oh, Ron's playing creepy music.
Copy that?
Yes.
All of this is on fire, yeah.
Every place you can see smoke coming from is on fire.
What do y'all think, chat?
What do y'all think, Chad?
Do I have a renter's insurance?
Call Matt Finance.
You'll need to unlock your iPhone first.
Which phone for Matt?
I'll call you in directly.
Call Marlin.
So what is called Marlin?
Oh wait, it's late in the east coast of the mind. Fuck.
He's not in.
What is Marlin gonna do?
Treated to go to the science experiment show?
How don't you know if you have renters insurance?
How do I find out if I have render's insurance?
Can't do much about it, exactly.
Just got to pray, girl.
Just got to pray.
Ranger, we're on.
You ready?
OK, well, I got to eat, too.
It's hot.
I don't know what it is.
What is the whole way to be?
I just farted so much, I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, he's gonna be here in 20 minutes, so let's start with our first excuse.
Who's that?
Uh, not a guy?
Leave California soon, something's about to happen.
Hey, I sent that message three days ago.
This is from a guy named Nott Masade, Jim.
What?
Yeah.
So, let's go start. Here we go.
What's our first experiment we're doing?
Uh, okay.
Nope.
So wait, that's all it is.
We need to get the trash can, Jim.
I got trash can?
We're going to explode the trash can.
With what?
You didn't get the liquid nitrogen.
But, Silk is not alive yet.
You didn't get the liquid nitrogen?
Um, no.
No, I never answered.
No, they couldn't get it
Well, no, we got we that's what we got the other shit for say he said it's an igniter
Ron has a fat ass
Say he
Q come here real quick
Whoa, whoa, okay, that's out of here.
Oh, he's on the line.
He's live on Patreon.
It's on Patreon.
Yo, Sid.
Yo, Sid.
He's streaming on Patreon.
I literally just said,
You're next, you're next, you're next, you're next!
The fuck?
I'm not on one show, I was at 33 and I had a smoke.
I love one?
I love one.
What are you guys gonna help with?
It's about one show.
Wait, I thought he was streaming on Twitch today.
Yeah, he's streaming after.
After the game.
Yeah.
So we're not doing so much on the video.
No, no, no.
The laser's coming at seven, pardon me.
No.
He said that there's traffic, it's more precious.
It's 8.30.
No, I'm not waiting until nine o'clock
to start sawing pepper in the room.
It does not work.
He said he doesn't want it in this room.
I already said that.
My turn?
Wait.
Wait.
So you don't need to look at the National Guard.
They're not getting out of this.
So we were supposed to explode the trash can with the Coke.
I gave you one job.
Went to Tel Aviv, Burger and Canes.
Did you get it or not?
Yeah, what?
The shit's exploded.
I don't know where I'm trying to find the liquid iodine.
So you don't remember the liquid iodine?
No.
Definitely the salatine.
There it is.
Liquid iodine, right here.
But that's for the elven soup base.
So how can we make the coca-mentos explode?
That wouldn't be possible, Graham.
We have the little cans that make the fire gun go off.
Are you talking about a hairspray?
No, no, no. There's cans that make the flames go off.
Okay, but that cell won't do anything.
I just asked.
They don't sell liquid nitrogen at Walmart.
I know, I messaged them. They didn't answer.
The $450 one?
Yeah.
They didn't answer.
What was on Facebook?
Is it chance for the airsoft gun?
You guys could find it.
Dry ice.
Where are we going to find it?
Oh, it's nearby the consulate.
So I just want to get this straight, right?
Well, you said I was doing absolutely nothing.
Yeah, I met someone who is actually going to make us the cannon.
You paid someone to make us a cannon.
I got it.
I got it done.
Got someone to make us the cannon.
I got the helium.
I got the ferroxide.
And you got coke and mentos.
Yeah.
I have an antitrash can.
I got yeast.
And potatoes for the potato gun.
You also got to tie up the mentos so they're all tied up together so you can drop them all in at once.
Yeah.
Well listen here's the thing how did you expect me to get liquid nitrogen at Walmart?
You think they just fucking sell cans of liquid nitrogen at Walmart?
You can't ask such like some ice places like they do have it ice cream places because that's how they eat ice cream
Do you want to go to handles to go check?
Do you want to go check or not?
Do you think they have it at handles?
I don't know what handles this, but there's a chance that they have it
I'll be right back
You want to go check it out?
So you want to go to the ice cream shop and say, hey, you guys are looking at my shoes
and you're going to be the barbell
You let me know
I need to know now
I have microwaves too
You have microwaves
What are you going to put in the microwaves?
Did you buy this?
Did you put it in the microwaves?
I bought a toaster to put in
Wait, are you going to put it in the toaster?
I'm actually going to give you their liquid nitrogen, so you bought a fucking microwave
to put a toaster in it, that's what you bought.
About three microwaves.
You could go to a college and ask them for a liquid nitrogen.
A college of liquid nitrogen.
In their labs.
That's where I got my liquid nitrogen when I lived at home.
You're a creepy motherfucker.
Okay, aluminum foil reacts vigorously to not put aluminum foil in the microwave, bro.
We have nothing else to do.
We need dry ice.
I'll put you dry ice.
You're the sufferer's greatest enemy.
You're the biggest and the strongest enemy.
What is he talking about?
Should I call Lucas?
I see if he has liquid nitrogen.
Yeah.
Yeah, actually, he has liquid nitrogen or if he has dry ice.
Yeah Lucas quick question do you have any liquids liquid nitrogen or dry ice?
Liquid nitrogen you would have to get at us the war but the people would have to bring it to you but I can get you dry ice that would possibly be helpful for you.
Dry ice even gonna work?
It's not gonna work but it's a cool experiment that you guys can do with that.
It's not gonna work but it's a cool experiment.
What the fuck does that need?
If ice cream places, if you dry ice, this is a, I have some fat knowledge, I have some fat knowledge on it.
If you order delivery ice cream, they usually send dry ice with it.
Just saying.
Don't ask how you piss me off, right?
You really piss me off.
So how did you expect me to get liquid nitrogen at Walmart?
I think there'll be dry ice at handles.
No, you would, no, some, some grocery store would sell dry ice.
I don't like dry ice, I don't like dry ice.
Do you hear a rouse, everybody?
Oh, yeah.
Here's your marker.
That's some dry ice.
How much battery is on your car?
Simple as that.
No, no, like 80 bucks.
Okay, so you're gonna go to rouse with her?
Do they have dry ice or rouse?
You can try there. I mean, there's another one that's...
Nikon, Nikon, tell them to slow down.
Lucas, how far are you?
Oh, they're super.
Lucas?
Lucas!
Lucas!
Yeah, do you hear me?
Yeah, you good?
Yeah, I'm good. That's the service. I'm going to buy the Super Mario, I'm going to stop that one.
Um, do you feel comfortable doing that?
Yeah, I don't mind.
Lucas is like...
What's he look like? Is he a looker?
He's a big looker.
We have Lucas today.
I'm not gonna look at my child.
Alright, I'll reset.
Well, we're checking to see right now if they have GYS.
Froot! Just fucking ask to talk to an assistant!
Can I talk to an assistant?
It's my birthday you'll punch Bob you're getting banned hold on because we're
Hello
Hello
Maybe stop answering me. Hello. Is there a fire there?
I don't think so is there? I don't know.
It might have left.
I hear like a radio or something very, very, very, listen, there's a,
for sale, though, I guess if you want to try the Rouse,
there's a Rouse nearest, maybe it might have that, maybe if you're okay with that.
Okay, thank you.
If you order handles delivery, they send dry ice, someone said.
So you want me to doordash ice cream?
Not because I want ice cream, just because they usually send dry ice.
So what would we order from handles?
We would have to get some flavor that's like ass.
We would have to get like strawberry ice cream, chocolate ice cream.
Or like something really gross like chocolate shit.
Is handles on doordash?
We have to order a shit ton of ice cream.
Maybe like cookies and cream too.
Handles homemade ice cream.
22 minutes is the right time.
It's not even that bad.
If you get a Sunday kit large, it serves up to 40 people and includes ice cream.
No, no, no, no.
Or we get asked about order fucking ice cream.
We're out of DoorDash ice cream.
Well, yeah, but they have to send dry ice to keep it cold on delivery.
Oh my God, I have an idea. I could really play them real quick. Hold on, I have to slow my time, I'm so freaking genius.
Handles, ice cream, call.
Does Twitter just have bots now?
I just read the same comment 15 times under a toxic verse.
Oh, yeah, it's real. I'm sorry, Zina. It's bad.
Can you come back?
Hi, I'm calling because I want to place in a big order for like a party that I'm having.
I want to place an order and get the Sunday kit, but I'm worried that the ice cream is
going to melt en route.
Does it come with dry ice or anything?
Unfortunately not.
We don't have ice.
We do.
I actually do, let me, you know, because the thing is, like, we used to have, like, cooler bags, and we put them in the cooler bag, and let me see if we have any.
Okay.
I'll just give you one second.
Okay.
I don't know.
That was just rude.
She's trying her best to help.
No, I know, but I don't want to waste your time, and I'm not actually going to order ice cream because it's going to be dry ice.
Okay, so handles doesn't have dry ice, but maybe another ice cream spot does?
So do we not have something going into Ralph's right now to get dry ice then?
I think you're just trying to find a way to order ice cream.
No, I'm not!
Brother, do I look like that kind of guy?
Yes, you look like me guy.
Let's see if the pool feels like a hot spot.
You guys are both just cannibal.
Oh wait, who is this here, sir?
This cannon better work.
I better be able to shoot this at the top of my fucking house.
Wait, so how much do you guys put in here?
bought 25 bottles and I bought 130 packs of med toast so we have to dump all 25 at the same time
so you might have that you might dad has to be the most fucking brain dead person I know so
Okay, so tell me where the code for the bottles. Tell me what you would I want to see the bottle
Tell me what you would have done. I gotta see what you bought. Let's go
No, I actually don't know what you would have done
I want to see because liquid nitrogen has to get delivered and the guy where is it?
What would you have done? I gotta see
They're all the trash canes
He's ordering ice cream.
What not?
Show me that you're not ordering.
Bro, he's ordering ice cream.
I'm trying to test if we get dry ice.
You never know.
Handle's just really good though.
Shirley, you didn't just buy like.
The whole truck's in the middle.
Oh my god.
What's wrong with this?
Oh my god.
Come on.
How is that bad?
Why is there fuck in my car?
Why did you?
Listen, my shopping list?
Microwave shopping list said bin it said trash bin it said diet coke and Mentos and microwaves
Like six microwaves 20 are you just a diet coke? Yeah diet coke reacts better. It said
Listen, I say we give it a go. I say we empty all the diet coke into the trash bin and we jump the Mentos
Oh, and I got look how much dry yeast I got 12 bottles of dry yeast high wait
Is this the right east yeah? Yeah
This is equivalent to 16 packets. Okay wait here they are on look
Look Ron, you want some cold fish?
I've got 15 packs of these.
So you want to start the first signs here and off by putting all the coke in the trash
can, right?
Well no, you do half water, then fill the other half with coke, and then we drop the
dry ice and I think, and then we drop the mentos and say, well, I'm going to try
Make sure they're good.
Make sure they're like half of the reaction.
They're pretty good.
Okay, here I do that.
So we're gonna put the trash can out.
Dump all the diet coke in it.
No, we have to fill half of the water first.
Okay, easy. Let's go to the fountain.
Yeah.
Can you go to reverse your car all the way to the fountain?
Uh, yeah. Can we ingest hop real quick?
Yeah.
Rums.
You guys have no water.
I found it.
Brother, we have a pool of fountains and eight sinks. We have unlimited water.
There, get in.
Why would we do this right there?
What?
The hose is right there.
Here, just get in.
Don't take us here.
Well, off-roading?
What is that right here?
It's a right up my foot.
So what happened to the grill?
Um, we lost our grill.
For what?
I don't know.
Don't add water?
Wait, why?
Is there anything you said?
I don't know, Austin.
I think we just empty all the coke in the trash can.
We'll put all the mentos in our whites.
Okay.
No, are we going to wait for the dry ice or no?
How does it work what is drew doing?
He thought you meant the fountain out front it's definitely what he thought you meant
Yeah, he's going to the fountain like the actual fountain like
What is he doing?
Like what is he doing?
There's bad comments by me.
I thought you had a little bit of a brain to follow us.
Yo, not like the fountain out front, like the hose.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Get ice and throw it in the water.
I just saw someone say,
Ew, my face is saggy now.
What's that mean?
I have no clue.
Wait, so Chad, you don't fill it with water?
That's what Gruck said to do, though.
Ask her.
We're like, where am I doing the trash can?
You know what we should do?
It might be a little disgusting, but we should put shorts on, like a t-shirt, and we should
get in the coke while it explodes.
What?
Do you think it uses it in the brain?
Why does that not work or something?
Oh, a defos.
Hey, Grock.
We are actually about to do the experiment you said with the coke and mentos in a trash can
Do I feel it half up with water?
What wait wait wait what wait what?
Hold on hold on what are you talking about
Why what's up with your AI bro rock?
We are about to do the experiment you said to do earlier with the coke and mentos in the big trash bin
Do I fill the trash bin half up with water or just dump all the diet coke in?
Yes Lucas
Do I want the good news or the bad news Lucas just asked me
We're on speaker. What's the good news?
Okay
I fell, that's a bad.
You fell?
Are you okay?
Yeah, fine.
Oh, how many bags would you want?
Wait Lucas, quick question.
Do we need dry ice to make coke and mentos explode in the big trash can?
No, coke and mentos, no, but it could make it a bigger explosion.
As a future pool of water and an empty choolena would dry ice and-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, Lucas, Lucas, Lucas, Lucas, Lucas, Lucas, Lucas, Lucas, Lucas.
Wait, wait, wait, that just went, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Just hear that correctly.
So all I'm doing is putting dry ice in one bottle.
All right.
Wait, no, no, no, we're dumping all the coke into a trash
can.
Oh.
Yeah, that's not going to work.
Because it needs to be like a sealed.
Like it needs pressure.
OK, wait, no, no.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Let me get up.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
You might be the one.
No, hear me out.
You bought 25 bottles of fucking Diet Coke.
You bought a fucking trash can.
No, no, no, I have an idea, I have an idea.
We dump all the Coke into the trash can, right?
Then at the same time, we drop a bottle of dry ice in it
and all the Mentos.
Sure, bro.
No, Lucas, Lucas, we're gonna try it.
We're gonna try this idea.
We're gonna try it right now.
Just one, one bag?
I get like five or three three three
Okay, does it melt dry smell?
All right Lucas cat saying that'll work I say that'll work about open it up
Yo, you came home empty-handed I came home with some stuff in the trunk, okay?
Let's get the trash can out first, okay?
Oh, and the microwaves.
Drew, can you take this for a sec so I can use the bathroom?
Yeah, yeah.
You're going to have to use the portable again though?
Wait, hold it.
Maybe put a little bottle of dry ice in the microwave?
Wait, why?
So it's easier to kick on than off.
Why did you buy cinnamon graham crackers?
Because when I
Fucking five microwaves dry ice is actually dangerous. Wait, is it really just don't hold it for too long?
Yeah, you said to get microwaves so we could do the microwave experiment
Oh my god, let's put the potatoes in the microwave.
For fucking what?
What is that experiment?
That's just fucking heated.
Listen, I say we try it out right now.
Let's drop some Mentos in the coke and throw in it.
You spilled all the coke.
It's fine.
We have to get out of here.
I'm not fucking joking.
Like, look at your trunk, bro.
Like, let's try a real good knife.
Like, this is just fucking weird.
Let's try this.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm gonna try it.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna try it.
Oh, okay. You need to do it, though, because I only have one arm.
So, open up the coke.
Do it away from my car.
Yeah, we're gonna throw it this way.
Alright.
You need a brass.
You don't throw it.
Yes, you do.
Okay, tell me what you're about to try to do if I don't get that time right now.
What are we about to try to do?
So, you're gonna open the coke.
I'm gonna dump the whole bottles of Mento in.
You're gonna screw the cap on really quick,
and you're gonna shake it up and throw it.
I think that's what you do, right?
I'm pretty sure you just put the Mentos in there and it explodes.
No cap.
Wait, is that not what you do?
Okay, hold on.
It's real.
Okay, so tell me exactly.
Hold on. I don't know about this idea.
Okay, so you're going to empty all of them right now.
I'm going to cap it.
Yes, I'm going to empty them all in there right now.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Is this going to spill on me?
No, I don't think so.
Are you sure?
Not sure.
That's why I say experience.
How many are you about to spill?
The whole bottle.
How are you going to do that, though?
I'm going to drop it in.
Okay, try flipping upside-down. Does it even come out?
Okay.
I'll squeeze them.
The way that it works...
Okay.
You're not supposed to have this open right now.
Okay.
Okay.
The way that you're gonna do it works.
Don't spoil all our experiments. That's the whole point of an experiment.
Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna... It sucks you had to do it.
Okay.
You open that.
Yep.
You have to pour this all in at once.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then you just leave it open.
And it's supposed to...
No! We wanna shake it up and throw the bottle.
That's not gonna be possible.
Why?
You would have to close it instantly.
Exactly.
We actually wait too quick enough.
So we're gonna, so Ron you need to close really quick.
You might want to get a change of clothes or something.
Okay, so let me get this shirt before I do this, let's see.
So I'm gonna put the fucking Mentos in this
and I'm gonna shut it before it explodes.
Yes, and then we're gonna throw it.
Is that smart?
I mean, it's not gonna kill you.
Just take your pants off.
I'm gonna take my pants off in case.
I'll take my hoodie off.
You guys can let me just put it on the floor.
No, that's so fun.
Okay, let's try this over here.
Let's try it where the dead grass is.
Okay.
What's he doing?
Like, what are you?
Stopping them.
Why are you good at...
That's a rocking segment.
I'm holding it.
Rockin' couldn't even make this shit of a segment.
Why'd you take your pants off?
Because I don't want my pants to get dirty.
Okay.
Take your pants off.
You're talking couldn't even make this shit of a second.
Take your pants off, because I don't want my pants to get dirty.
Take your pants off.
Take your pants off.
Okay, you want to get your ulcerary?
Then think so.
Take your pants off.
Okay, ready?
So I'll tell you, I just squeeze them down, right?
You might want to open it a lot more.
Just pour it all in.
It's not going to work.
That's why you're supposed to tie it up so you can just drop it all in at once.
You can just tie it up.
Wait, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, no troll.
What am I putting all my mouth that I go for?
And I spit them all out.
It's really good.
Oh god, give me it.
What happened to your mouth?
No, oh my god, all right, come here.
Okay, all in my mouth, as many as we can.
Ready?
One, two, I'm gonna go.
Yes, yeah, yeah, spit them all in, spit them all in.
Three, don't pick it up.
Don't chew it, don't chew it.
I'm not, I'm not.
How many can you get?
My money.
For?
I actually have an idea.
Open it up.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, ready?
I told you to react instantly.
That's why you gotta get it.
Okay, that was quicker than I thought.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
I'm just in there, ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
I hear it, ready?
So how does it work now?
I just throw it?
Just throw it.
Shake it up and throw it.
Shake it.
shake shake shake shake and throw it.
I'm not gonna...
Why did that work?
It already did the reaction.
So I just fucking did that for no reason.
I told you to take your pants off.
I told you to close it instantly.
I tried!
It went on my fucking nose!
Okay, experiment one.
Fail.
You guys got multiple.
So I'm going to try this again now.
Wait, Lacey should try.
Yeah, Lacey.
Lacey, you should try this out.
Okay.
This time you're going to go way faster.
This time, no, no, I know what I did wrong.
So when you do experiments, it's called, what does it call it?
Try on air.
Try on air.
Yeah.
I know the air there.
My mouth wasn't on the bottle.
Okay.
Your mouth needs to be on the bottle and you go, and I'll be there to cap it, okay?
Let's do it.
I'm going to carry the cap.
Let's do it.
Okay, come on.
Okay, I'm telling you, you've got to trust me.
Okay.
I'm going to hold the cap.
I trust you.
Anymore help for same we have to do it in close area like Drew's car. No, no, no, no, definitely not
Okay
This one doesn't sound like it's
You should shake it up before opening it
Wait, you're saying GG?
No, no, no, don't listen to them. They don't know what they're talking about.
Shake the coke bottle and tap on the ground and fly.
No, no, no.
Barlesi, you trust me or not?
I trust you.
Okay, so put all of them in your mouth.
Okay.
Just come on. Be normal. Come on.
How many are you having in your mouth? A lot? Is that good?
Okay, this is what's going to happen.
Do not...
No, you cannot hold it.
I'm not. No, you're going to hold it.
do not spit on them spit them out until I say go okay I'm gonna cap it I'm gonna
cap it I'm gonna be there ready okay okay come here hold it hold it okay
okay you're gonna put your mouth yep not yet no not yet okay on go I'm gonna be
here and I'm gonna cap it the biggest promise you cannot take your mouth off
the bottle until I say stop okay no mouth off the bottle three two one go
go go go go go go go go more for warmer
dude you didn't listen
you didn't you didn't fucking listen
dude I wasn't ready
you didn't put the fucking cap on
I didn't say go I said three two one and you went
oh I went too early
yes you went too fucking early
alright we have a couple more tries at this right
The prize of this, right?
We have 25 bottles.
Okay, all right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Okay, what was the error there?
Let's think of the error.
New experiment idea.
Yeah, thought of it.
Let's put the bottle of Coke in the microwave.
Drop them in and close the microwave.
Okay, do we have an outlet out here?
For sure.
Do we have an outlet over there?
I'll just bust open the microwave, you're right.
Do you need cheese?
Huh?
Do you need cheese?
I don't know how we do this.
This is brilliant.
Now that's very exhausting.
You
Your experiment's failed.
I would say failed.
That's a fairer reason.
Think about it.
You think they found all those medicines and all this shit in one go?
No.
Science takes fails to get success.
Come on, true.
Let's bring the microwave over here.
Actually true.
Wait, where's the outlet?
There's no way there's not an outlet on this wall.
Right next to the porch.
No, no, no, no.
Bro, there's one right there.
Oh, it's really dark wow that is very scary
I said I'll look good
What is Mentos in coke make it low up what is there like what's the science behind that?
Okay, do you need to get Coke bottles ready?
Oh, we should probably put not that flammable thing right next to it.
Okay.
Okay.
Remember, we have to be quick with this.
Yes.
As soon as we drop the mental weight, how are we going to start the microwave though?
Without it.
Yeah, we have to close it and you have to be ready to press the button.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, I'll get the Coke.
You could set the timer.
Yeah.
If scissors no Lacey, I can't undo this I need scissors
Kip the keys. Oh wait, Lacey get scissors or scissors in my room
Dude just have saying GGs to the window y'all
It's the worst I can happen here bring this closer lookie
What is this wait? Should we just put that in the microwave?
No, oh scissors. What the fuck wait we should actually try putting an egg in the microwave. Oh, that's it. It like explodes. It's cool
Right chat to egg
Works
Wait
I'm gonna try this one first
That is
Yeah, I don't know how we're gonna do it
100% we can make this work. Okay
Okay, you're gonna put the Mentos in I'm gonna I'm gonna slam the door
Okay
Is this gonna cause a fire though, it'll put it out. Okay, we have a bottle of water right should we get a fire
Seems you're just in case a water if it starts I don't want to start a fire. I don't think you will
I don't want to be responsible for us
Get it away from the propane tank
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Okay, so is it a bad idea?
So she's a cooler.
We could just dump the water on it.
Hey, do you want to grab Lucas? He's about to be here, maybe in the golf cart?
Yeah, I'll go with Gilbert.
Alright.
Let's take the blue one.
I don't want to go along with that.
They're saying get an extinguisher.
It will explode.
Do you have one in your Porsche?
Yeah, I do.
No, that's for my Porsche. It's for aesthetic.
Use an electrical, use an extension cord?
What if we throw the microwave walls plugged in into the pool?
No one's in there, won't do anything.
But what if it calls like electric currencies? Is that how it works?
Hmm, someone would have to be in there.
Propane tank in microwave truss.
You wanna try it?
I say we just send this.
Okay, ask rock. Ask rock what happens.
Hello?
Wait, what was this?
What?
It's more than a voicemail on my phone.
Did you get ice cream?
No, no, no.
Lee...
What on the...
Wait, you got a message from DoorDash?
What?
Why are you opening DoorDash?
I'm not.
Wrong place.
It's the other way around.
Fuck.
Can you ask Grock what happens?
Grock, what would happen if we put a 2 liter bottle of coke with Mentos inside of a microwave?
Like he's in there?
Oh shit. Now you're speaking my fucking language.
Microwaving a 2 liter coke with Mentos?
You're basically building a sugary pressure cooker that wants to paint your microwave like a Jackson Pollock orgy.
What the hell are you?
What what you little shit?
You just asked me what would happen if you nuked a coke bottle with Mentos and the microwaves.
I gave you the unfiltered truth.
It'll explode like a demon jizzing molten sugar everywhere.
And probably wreck your microwaves.
If your brain...
Not bad, that's not even that bad!
Open this one up right now, so you can get rid of the air.
Hold on.
I have UPS and shit.
Have the right address but you went the wrong way and took the wrong...
Tell me to use Google Maps.
Use Google Maps to get here.
Okay, I need you to do me a favor.
I'm gonna grab the Mentos, open this up and release the pressure.
Okay?
Wait, what?
Open up, release the pressure, I'm gonna grab the Mentos.
Okay.
What the fuck is going on, dude?
You have to do it quick or it explodes.
You have to do a quake.
I did! I did! I did!
You already have the Mentos?
Yeah, I have it back.
Any clothes bottle in a microwave?
He said yes.
How did you know I was going to ask?
Okay, so did we put the mentos in there?
Or do we just...
I got someone coming down to grab you right now.
Okay.
What is that?
A reflection table.
For what?
A microwave.
Oh, okay.
That's what I'm doing next.
What's this right here?
Oh, what is this?
Oh, you got to think about it right now.
The chat things were dumb.
We had to prove them different.
If it doesn't work, then one god elephant juice doesn't work.
Don't worry.
You gotta think about it. Everyone thinks we're stupid.
Today we prove everyone wrong.
At least we got a potato launcher coming.
We gotta stop eating on the job corner.
Yeah I know.
Gotta stop eating, it doesn't even taste good.
It's good.
Okay, where do you guys want to put the microwave?
Where do you think it's good?
Right here?
Like, you have like riggers to go, I think, right?
Yeah.
Sayy, what's gonna happen if we put a coke bottle in that?
Uh, the plastic will melt, the pressure and the coat bottle is not open, then it will also probably pop.
You think it'll cause a fire?
No.
So, Chad, why can't we just put the mentals in a bottle and...
Bah!
Well, another thing is, uh...
It wouldn't heat up a coconut.
That's another thing.
So, how long would it take?
Uh, I would say like...
What's this?
What?
What?
So you bought the wrong microwave, too?
No, we got different kinds.
Wait.
I have three.
Let me see the other ones.
They're all the fucking same!
They're all the same microwaves?
Yeah, they're all the same microwaves.
No, we got a different kind.
Why would you get three of the same microwaves?
What are you fucking good at?
So do what is that going to do for me? That's for the elephant. Okay, let's start that
Okay, so you can have like a different color
Yeah
Okay, so we said the other deepest um I have the hydrogen you have to make the solution first
Okay, you know what say here. I'm gonna go to the back. I'm gonna go get my car
I have this shit. I'm gonna bring in the backyard. It's a hydrogen acid. Okay, cool
Please bro, set us up with Saeed.
Yeah.
I'm going to grab this real quick.
Oh, wait, it's my fault, you have to make two solutions.
So there's going to be like two different cups or how many of you guys want to make it?
Because it's not going to...
I want to make it huge.
Huge?
Like massive.
Do we have like multiple...
Like what?
Like bins or something?
Bins?
Or a trash can.
I have a trash can.
Do you want to try it off in a Coke bottle first?
Yeah, we could try a little mini experiment in a Coke bottle.
So I have a friend pulling up in literally like one minute, so I'm gonna go to the front of the house real quick
So you're usually excited here. I can't come with you. Are you going with me? I
Say you work on the science experiment. Okay. No, no, I'll be here until he's here, but
I mean, that's fine. This is not gonna be a different color. So it's gonna be what like whites or whatever colors
White elephant toothpaste? Oh, it's gonna be blue. I got blue soap, so that is guy. That's cool.
Okay, but where are we gonna do this?
That's why I said I'd get a tarp.
What do you know where we're gonna do it?
Cause...
Like on the floor? Maybe?
It's gonna leave a mess.
Cause it's like... I don't want to spoil it.
What?
The... how it's gonna end.
You're so handsome, dude.
What if we do it on the dead grass over there?
We could do it on the dead grass.
We could do it on the microwave.
We could do it on the microwave.
I wouldn't recommend it.
Because sometimes it does get hot.
Hot?
Yeah.
I mean it gets hot.
The elephant's toothpaste.
It gets hot.
Oh!
Basie!
What now?
What the fuck is that?
My god, you got one bottle of hydrogen peroxide?
That's all they had, which is whole percent.
Is that enough from one bottom?
I'll see.
To do as much as we want to do? Is that enough or no?
Um, I mean, the Madrid solution...
Dude!
Lock in.
Put Mentos in the gas tank of Drew's car?
Whoa, whoa, I don't know about that.
Okay, what if we put this in Drew's car?
What do you mean, like the elephant toothpaste?
Yes, it'll ruin my car.
Fucking bird.
There's money for that.
Yeah, there's bunnies. Fuck them. They're gonna die anyway to the hawks.
There's a whole bunch. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, they're gonna get fucking eaten.
You know bunnies play tag?
I don't give a fuck what those bunnies do.
I'm back to saying...
Let's go fucking shoot them then.
Rabbit hunting's an actual thing.
Okay, so let's do it. They're on my fucking land right here.
Why is there an army of them?
There's dead ass like 50 of them.
Yo, get the fuck...
And the birds are killing with them.
Oh my gosh.
So there's like, mini birds.
I think they're actually using the stone hunt to burn their shelter.
Well they're about to get killed and the fire is going to come.
Think fast.
Oh you didn't think fast enough.
I would have dodged.
Think fast.
Dude.
Let's do this shit.
Okay.
Wait, if I was in the cell I'd be adding Maya.
Oh because I wanted to kill the bunnies.
Uh, you can just pour that, probably, honestly pour it in here, I'm going to do the big
coke and mentos experiment too.
Pour all the coke in here.
Okay, but this coke won't be used anymore.
Wait, but there's holes in this thing.
What do you mean?
There's holes in the trash can.
Where?
Where the fuck do you go?
Where?
There's literally holes.
Oh, there's not.
Yes, there is.
I can see it from the inside.
Where?
Oh, gosh, there is.
Look, look, look.
We're seeing him right there.
Oh, my God.
Do we have tape?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We have tape oh my god oh my god oh my god hear me out my god there's a big
son are you fucking like are you dead ass like oh my god how the fuck did you
not get the right trash can
pour it out on the grass dead grass anyway yeah not just pour it off the
hill well is that is that is that banable it's just fucking coke
Brother, if it's enough volume, it won't leak out, that's how volume in surface square
area works.
That's not how that fucking works, because there's a hole in it that's just gonna drain.
It's 100% leaking.
Lucas!
But not that bad.
Lucas, what's up dude?
Try this.
Thank you.
Where's the potato gun?
Oh man.
He's gone all alone.
Oh shit.
Let's fucking go, Lucas.
This is not trying to...
Oh man, he's gonna roll over.
Oh shit.
Let's fucking go, Lucas.
This is, this is not trying to...
Let's meet you, Lucas.
How you doing?
This is a great fucking dude.
So, how you doing?
Okay, Lucas.
We got a bill here, bro.
Okay, explain this.
Should we just start with the potato gun, then?
No, I think we got to start with the elephant toothpaste.
Gosh, let's start with the potato gun.
Okay, let's start with the potato gun.
I don't think your fucking elephant toothpaste is gonna work,
because you got a stupid open fucking trash bin.
We have other bins, dude.
We have other bins.
Hey, lady, lady, you got the wrong every...
Okay.
I didn't get anything, Luke is carrying you.
Luke is just happening.
All right, yeah, I would suggest to build this first
so you let the glue dry.
Okay, so we do this.
Pretty much.
What else does it mean?
Not it, I'll do it.
Well, we have to take off everything to redo it.
I just do it.
No, it should be fine now.
That thing is gonna blow up.
What do you mean?
If you don't glue it, that thing is just gonna burst.
You have to be low?
Yeah, I have everything in my backpack.
Base, in both cameras, we gotta go.
What would happen if it bursted on us?
Uh, you'd probably break your jaw or something?
Okay.
Sound gone.
Nah, fuck it.
But it would just like pop out.
Like the amount of pressure, like this thing?
Oh, just fling out backwards, if that makes sense.
That's why I say glue it first, and then you guys can do your other experiment.
Alright, let's glue it first, yeah?
Alright, what type of glue am I gonna use?
Just put it here, no?
Yeah, I get it.
Well, the glue is gonna like stain the...
Do you get our camera real quick? Is it in there?
What is he doing you fucking idiot?
You wanna do it on the grass?
I-
Where should we do it?
Grass or a ping pong table?
Yo!
Yo did you order fucking ice cream that we were looking for right now?
Oh my friend's coming!
Who's your friend?
Is he in Jose?
Oh I'm pretty sure it was him
I think I'm gonna rent it to him at the front gate
Yeah he said I'm inside the gate but don't see your house
He was behind us
He was right behind us yeah
Yeah he was literally right behind us
He could have just followed us in
Alright so I'm stressing
Let's just do it over here
Why are you stressing?
Because there's a fucking fire over there and it's just nothing all of our shit didn't work
We've tried this fucking mentos shit five times now. They see fat ass just drink it
You're gonna be rich for that for that like yeah, there's fucking holes it. Yeah, it has to be a seal pipe
Yeah, we have a seal tight thing
Upstairs like a little circular. So go get it
I will, I will, I will. I'm gonna, I gotta go.
I'm gonna put the tazaea real quick.
Look, I'm like a drew?
Yeah.
All right, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go meet a guy.
Come back out when you're ready.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna be right back.
I'm gonna be right back.
Shut the fuck up!
What the fuck is tazaea, dude?
How is Jose lost? Is that Jose right there? Is that his car? Or is that Lucas's car?
No, that's definitely Jose. I think he's on the front door.
Where? Jose? Jose!
How you doing Jose? Welcome to the courthouse!
Jose, I'm here! I'm here!
No, it's...Jos, he's okay!
Oh, you brought me a gift.
Oh, yeah?
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Thank you, Jose.
Oh, a picture?
OK.
Thank you, Jose.
Have a good day, man.
Thank you.
Yeah.
We've got a great picture now.
All right, who wants your picture now?
You got a great picture now?
No.
Plan, which is fucked up by my ass.
I'm going to get a picture of this man.
I'm going to get a picture of this man.
Hey.
I think I can break my neck.
I don't break my neck.
I don't break my neck.
Is that your best one?
No?
Not even like a classic one in circuitry, right?
I can do it for so many years.
No way they didn't give me any dry ice!
Bro!
No, wait it and give me any dry ice!
You're...
Do they give me any dry ice, but if I got ice cream, I have to try it.
Green pie.
Valid.
I have to try them all.
Mm-hmm.
Oh no.
Just hide it. Hide it. Hide it.
What the fuck are you doing?
I was trying to get dry ice.
I was trying to get dry ice.
Okay, they didn't give me dry ice, but we got to try the ice cream at least, right?
Sure, dude.
Sure.
What?
Are you- you got toppings?
What the fuck is that?
Mmm.
Nah, you're-
You gotta try the ice cream at least, right?
Sure, dude. Sure.
Are you- you got totals?
What the fuck is that?
Mmm.
Now you're...
It's blue-boned ice.
Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
You guys stop eating this. I'm not allowed to eat.
I'm not allowed to eat, bro.
I'm not allowed to eat stuff.
Cheesecake Oreo.
Chocolate chip cookie dough?
Oh, it's really nice. How do they have some dry ice?
The only reason I ordered this was to get dry ice.
Hmm
Hmm
Let's be honest
Y'all cannot blame you for this Rev. y'all cannot blame you for this does this not look good
come on
Come on, do you guys call me fat all day and joke around?
But I know y'all want a bite go ahead open your mouths say ah
One more try of the Oreo cheese cake, because I didn't get a good enough bite.
Uh-oh, I just got a fire alert on my phone.
I'm 23 years old. I live in a mansion with all my friends. I drive fun cars, stream every
day and get to have fun and I get to eat ice cream whatever I want why would I
ever be disgusted bro
yo I get it I get one more bite where's the vinegar what something weird where
is it you buy it or not why are my vinegar
that wasn't on my list oh that wasn't on your list that wasn't on your list
Let me look at my list again.
I said, get all the tooth...
I told you to get everything for the fucking elephant.
Yes, I'm looking at my list!
Lacey's shopping list, elephant toothpaste, hydrogen peroxide, dish soap, warm water,
dry yeast, large bin or drum.
That's my list.
Pocket spoon.
Let me give a little bite, come on, don't be afraid.
I can't even believe this.
So let me just get this straight. The most successful thing you've done today is order ice cream.
Pretty good.
You get 25 bottles of coke.
For what?
For the house.
This one ain't working hard.
I got to do this.
You literally...
I'm not gonna lie, you have a guy
I'm just doing work for you for free, you know what that's called run?
Do you know what this is called right here?
He's a friend.
It's like pepsi. Except Lucas is tall.
What do you eat? Do you have a Darien?
Huh?
Darien?
No, I just don't eat sweets.
What?
You love me?
I'm so sorry bro.
I know.
I think that's also how you're gonna do it.
Stop saying there's no way you can eat vinegar!
Uh...
You know what you got right now?
You want to say I'm doing that to Lucas, right?
You got Saeed working for free.
What do you call that?
You don't have to do this.
Okay, Lucas doesn't have to do this.
Okay, Lucas, stop.
Hey, you want this?
I don't want to do it. What is that?
Look, so...
Can you put your finger right there?
No, I didn't.
No, you look.
No, you're gonna hurt me.
Ah, just try it. I just did it.
Press the button, bottom.
There's no battery.
Bro, stop being weird. Let me see it. Let me see this one.
Look. I knew it! Stop! Ah!
You fucking asshole! I knew it was a fucking gun!
Something!
Talk to me.
Dude, that's not Mike.
Oh, shh. Oh, God.
Okay, hold this for me. Don't fuck around with it.
Is that actual taser?
Yeah.
See, you were trying to hurt me just now.
Of course.
I don't want this.
Yo, we're about to go to hard to work.
You're over here doing a whole bunch of hootenanny.
Let's save cooking over there.
There's no saying.
We're all working right now, besides you, Lacey.
Right now, the only work you've done
is ordering fucking food.
You haven't done anything.
I got Lucas.
Imagine I didn't find Lucas.
Imagine I didn't say he wasn't here.
You know Lucas tried to rob me.
That's how he vet.
No.
Lace was on his knees begging for me, not to rob him.
Oh, he robbed me.
He took my shoes off my feet.
All right.
My dad used to put these on.
Wait, what's the glove sport?
It's really like, bad if you get it on your hands.
Also, in case it explodes all over.
You know my dad used to put on gloves to play with me?
What?
Gloves?
Yeah.
Is there a spot mark?
No, no, it is.
He used to take me.
What are those exams called?
He used to do it for me.
Prostating things.
Do you have another glove Lucas?
I do, but I charge five dollars for you though.
That's okay.
Okay.
Why is there so many fucking flies?
Just need one.
Just need one.
Five dollars isn't bad.
All right.
Step one.
Oh, these are small gloves, huh?
Like little people hands.
My hands fit perfectly in these.
I'm a little shy.
Let's do this.
All right.
So, this would be...
Yeah, that's for easy, easy dude, you got it?
How long does it take to dry?
Oh, it's like 20 minutes?
Easy.
Yo, you want to help Said?
I mean, I'm just giving it a go, but these gloves are a little...
Are you fucking stupid?
You can use your other hand.
What happened?
I poured it on my hand.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Wait, what happened?
Nah, I actually poured the hydrogen peroxide on my hand.
Are you dying?
No, it's just burning.
Oh, are you okay?
Yeah.
Dude.
Nah, I'm fine.
Oh.
Fuck me, dude.
I'm not even gonna use a glove. I'm not even gonna use a glove, say.
Do you have the potassium iodide?
What do you need? Talk to me.
Potassium iodide.
Potassium iodide?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Here you go.
Where do we put the potassium iodide?
I don't know what you're talking about.
We have him all the way.
All the way, all the way.
What the hell is that fucking eating?
He's done 10,000 calories today.
Chad, do y'all remember where I put the potassium iodide?
Low kiwi second in this hallway, would you know?
Where did I put it?
What?
Oh yeah.
Yes.
So what does this do?
Anybody in any sciences in the chat?
What does potassium iodine do?
Do you help at all?
I can't do anything.
I have one arm, bro.
If you had two, you might be doing shit.
On God, if I had two, I'd be doing shit.
I have a fractured wrist.
I can't use my other arm.
I can't pick anything up.
I can't put anything on.
Look, look, Ron's using both his arms right now.
I can't do that.
Okay.
Wait, should we not put the ice inside?
Oh, it's fucking fine.
Go eat your ice cream.
It might be a dumb question. Why don't people just, you like, have dry ice all the time?
Because it's topsoaked you can't like, put in drinks?
Freak out, man.
It's like a catalyst, so that's the reaction you've been having.
Okay, can I put a little bit in?
Yeah.
Okay, so I just, how much?
As much as you want.
So this is going to be a small mini one, just to test it out, just to make sure that it's working.
Okay.
What do I put in next?
Okay, now what you want to do?
Okay, we're basically already done.
Okay.
This is the mini version of it.
Okay.
We're just going to test it.
So what do I pour in what?
You pour this, and there.
Okay.
And then do I run away?
We might have to microwave this, because usually it does a lot better when it's heated.
There's a microwave over there.
Okay.
Let's go.
Tell me you saw it in the chapter.
Are you drinking it?
No, I'm not like that.
Because I put a little bit of water in it.
This is all about measurements.
If you measure it wrong, then sometimes it makes a sound.
Yeah, we've done this experiment five times,
and it's never worked.
Yeah.
The problem is also it's such a little-
Is the bottle going to melt though?
Shut it.
Oh, this is small.
I don't know.
I just want to put the lid on.
You need it to spin.
It's not going to spin.
You need to spend some time on it, because the way that microwave works, when they spin, that's when it's like catching all the...
Bro, the microwave has heat! It doesn't even need to spin to get heat!
For what?
I guess you're probably around to wrap a little bit.
Wait, this is...
We are!
Does this have possibility to blow up, Said?
No.
You know, you guys could have really done the rocket.
I mean that's what I was saying I'm not as good with like chemicals and stuff I'm
very good at like like explosives and what is it called physics inside
Siamental, Siamental Physics, what I'm good at?
That's it.
What's it called when it's like food?
What do we call food?
Ooh, that's a scientific word for food.
Food?
You're retarded.
That's what you're good at.
That's all we done today.
We bought a bunch of food.
You told me we were going home and went to Keynes!
Bro, that was in my fault.
That was Apple Max.
That's the case.
Keynes.
I don't see that up a lot.
That's good.
Let's go.
Oh, it smells like chicken a little bit.
Oh, it smells like chicken.
It smells kind of good.
Is there a yeast in chicken?
Um, and, well, they use yeast for bread and stuff like that.
So, yeah, technically, if you put breading on it, then it does have yeast.
It might be way too hot.
Oh, it's too hot?
Yeah.
Let it cool down a little bit?
No.
Do we let it cool down?
We can try it like this.
What are you looking at?
Oh, I'm looking at the smoke.
Okay, so I just pour this in there?
Yeah.
Do I run away?
Uh, it's not going to be like a crazy reaction.
All of it?
Yeah.
Should I sit down?
Yeah.
Okay.
What are they like balls in my face?
It should, I mean...
I mean, it's a little enough.
Pour it all out once.
Too hot?
Yeah, it is too hot.
OK.
There you guys, cook it, and we're just going to let it dry.
Well, you want to try it on a mass level,
like a large level?
What are you guys doing now?
Maybe you want to try that wall drys?
Yeah.
You want to try it?
Give me another... Where's the soap?
I got it.
I'm gonna try it like this instead.
So I have your permission to do this from your boss?
He's watching the game.
He's locked in, bro.
Plus, I already finished organizing the wires.
Okay.
I have dish soap.
Oh, shit.
Wait.
Oh?
Uh, explain this to me like a minute.
Okay, so first thing you want to do is you want to take the, we need a bottle for the hydrogen peroxide.
Okay, that.
Are you going to put it in a bottle?
No, in a bottle.
We just put it in another empty can, try to empty it again.
The soap is broken.
Oh yeah, I guess.
Do you want me to poke a hole?
Is that what you need to do with these?
Yeah, let's see if you can poke a hole at the top.
No, there's a protective lid in here. Yeah, but usually it's on the bottle you just tear it off. No, yeah
We need that bottle we're gonna pour a whole bunch of this in there in what in that one. Yeah, how much?
Um, this doesn't really have a measurement where you put them out that you want in here.
It's more of just like, I have a hose here, so right here, like a little bit more.
Oh, you put butter in it?
So what do I do with this?
I can't get this on my handle, right?
Yeah.
It'll hurt if I get it on my hand?
My hand's fine, but it just burns.
I don't want it to burn, I don't like pain.
I'm not a big pain guy.
If you get a higher percentage, then it leaves like these because they're
your hands made of like some of the bars of an audience has often leaves like white bubbles in it.
You think you can give me a favorite side?
You think you could put a little bit of glove on me?
Maybe? Yeah.
Just like one of the because I don't have another hand to pull it down.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
Hydrogen peroxide doesn't do shit.
People use to clean their wounds all the time.
But that's that's three percent.
This is this is a scientific percentage of hydrogen peroxide like we we custom got this for this experiment, bro
Fuck finger where'd you put my finger either no this one right here. It's in the thumb spot
For me a little bit I know it's gonna be a little tight fit. Oh fuck. I need you to put that nice. Thank you side
What are y'all testing there's a lot of
We need all of it.
We need that bottle, Ron.
We have a lot of bottles.
Because we need a clear, empty bottle.
We could directly do anything here.
But what if we...
I got my eye on Saeed. He's sus.
What's sus about Saeed, Chad?
Really? Yeah.
You can like...
What's wrong dude?
What's wrong with you?
What else I eat bro?
Someone could have drank that.
Okay.
Uh, cross bike.
Cross bike, there you go.
Cross bike.
Okay, we're gonna...
What's up guys?
We are making.
Bombs.
You guys see the smoke?
Yeah, that's insane.
Stand near the forge?
Wait, what if I just put this up my ass?
What?
Who, bro?
Lucas.
Lucas, Lucas?
Oh shit, I got that but late.
Wait, wait, wait, let me do a thing.
Okay, yeah, pour this all in here.
All of it?
Not all of it, not all of it.
How much?
It's like 12 here.
Wait, tell me when to stop.
Okay.
I'm gonna hold it just so you know.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Watch out, don't spoil it.
I would put it on the fucking thing and tighten it as hard as you can.
What are you doing?
Tighten it!
Tighten it!
Fast!
Fast!
You're fucking hitting it!
Don't throw it!
Go throw it!
Yo, I'm moving my car.
That weak ass fucking bottle!
I
Don't think it's gonna explode bro. We're good
Wait he said he's not live
Huh?
No, no, no.
We're in Cameramanity.
I don't care.
I'm looking for a photo of that.
I'll just put it on the back.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'll just take a photo.
Take a photo.
Oh, whoa!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Right.
I'll just take a picture of you.
I'll take a picture of you.
Is that ready?
No, not yet.
Move your car.
Oh, my God.
Whoa!
Is that okay for me?
No.
Is this cold?
No!
Ow!
We all didn't go we all didn't go it turns out we all didn't go to you see all of us
we all didn't go to you see you actually went away with fun because no I didn't go his
girlfriend his girlfriend didn't let him go we show an excellent it's got an excellent
Darno would be Cho-ass, Kiwi would be Cho-ass.
What?
Your van is here.
Brother, what?
Darno?
Put my foot down.
I'm the fucking man.
What the fucking man?
I do what I want.
I guess you do.
I'm the king of kelobases.
I guess you are?
I'm the king of kelobases.
I'm the only Parker, okay?
Just the only Parker city.
Okay?
Stop with that shit.
Oh!
Okay, so what are we doing now?
Wait, I want to make it into the ball.
That was fun.
Bro, hold on.
Let's get this fucking one done.
Let's get this one done first.
Okay?
So Ron, you have to...
Let's get this one done first, okay?
So Ron, you have to pour this in your mouth.
Now we have one on.
I got it.
Let me get you one.
Hey, you should do it!
What's the worst that could happen, chap?
Look at the sun.
The sun?
No, we're like geckos.
We're like geckos.
What do I got to do here?
Pour the juice in here and here.
I'm just going to mix it.
All of it?
Tell me how much.
Okay.
Is it going to burn my finger?
No, this is fine.
This is what they used in, um, Friday.
How much?
Give it a hug.
Listen.
How do you know?
Sorry, does this biodegradable?
Biodegradable?
Like, does it degrade over time?
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
You would have to clean it up.
No, no, it's biodegradable.
Sometimes it does, but it...
Obviously, so if we do it over the grass, it'll be fine.
I wouldn't recommend it.
So we do it over here?
Yeah.
We clean with a hose.
Yeah.
Okay, easy.
Let's do it.
Clean with a hose.
Okay, easy. Let's do it.
Guys!
I'll show you that for a little bit more.
A little bit more? Okay.
Be careful on this. Burn your fingers if it gets on your hands.
This smells familiar.
Guess what they used to make this with?
What?
Guess what this is in. You eat it every day.
You eat it every day.
Bacon, egg, and cheese?
Sort of.
Cheese?
No.
Bacon? No. Egg? No. Bread? Yes. Yeast is the main ingredient in bread. This is bread.
So if I eat it it's bread. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing.
I wouldn't eat yeast. Okay, how much more, Said? I'm gonna eat try it out. Said, how much more?
Uh, just keep up more. Okay, that's enough. That's enough.
Oh a yeast infection. I had one of those when I was growing up. I had it right here. It was like right next to my balls
Conducting chemical sale and God GG's bro
Get the syringe and stuff it in!
Is there enough?
Um...
Now pour it in?
All of it?
Well, like half of it.
Especially if you have to pour it in.
I'm just fucking all of it.
All of it, Lace.
Okay.
What am I doing?
I'm doing all this?
You're putting this into here.
How much?
Careful, just look at where we're going.
Wait, wait, don't do it.
Why?
Because I'm thinking.
Oh, let's just do it.
No, but then I'm also thinking of how we're going to cut this thing in here.
You mean before it?
Yeah, but we have to open up the top.
We don't want to open up the top because it's essentially kind of simple.
Go up.
Is that enough?
So what's the scientific conclusion?
Is it fries?
I think we should pour some in here like some of this in here and then the rest we just use it
How much more I put in her?
Um, like basically the whole bottle.
What?
I thought we were just gonna pour some back in here.
So what? So what if I drink this?
Uh, it's bad for your body. You literally like, have problems.
Says who though?
Um, I've had it on my hands and it burned for like, three days.
Oh, you've done no way.
So this is acid?
The 30 times one.
It does
So huge review if he took a sip there right now his body would start burning inside
They won't burn, but it will definitely have reaction
I'm dead as I want to drink it. I want to try
Sniff it. Can you get high off it. I don't think you get it. Oh shit. I'm gonna stop
How much left in there? It's half
It's more than half now
I'm basically just feeling your own there. Yeah
You get high off it is or no
This is very hot. Why don't we just put it in this?
Because what if it doesn't work out and we want to retry it?
But now we're out. Yeah, I mean that's why we pour back in it. We pour some in the back
Okay, that should be
Let's see like up to here. That's good. Okay, then okay now you want to pour a whole fucking just fine
Lucas is this safe?
I like 50-50 I mean if I was you I would go on my like I wouldn't sit just in case
yeah I wouldn't sit yeah
Why?
Fuck AFK right there
Did he lie out?
He's actually glitching
Wait he's glitching he's actually glitching
That's a fucking that's a robot from the government
He's not moving he's not fucking moving
He's frozen I've never seen anything like that in my life
That's actually the creepiest thing I've ever seen
the vulture they don't they don't actually fly. They actually just glide.
No they don't actually fly.
And keeping it. What you want to do is... Your scientist is leaving.
Put the soap in here and then pour this. Oh now he's moving!
Put the soap in this? Yeah. Okay. Here ready?
So how fast is this going to be? Oh no, I mean when you pour the soap it's not going to do anything.
That's when you pour this in here. Okay. Hey listen, we only get one chance at this.
We're about to enter the first successful experiment ready so so you're gonna put that in at the same time yeah go go wait wait three
and we run away right wait for that quick wait let me pour let me pour it how much
do I pour all of it yeah hold on but we can't make it up I mean I have to go so like I
mean unless you want to do another one after we do it all descend in five ten you're on ready
three two one go
um now run uh-huh hold on oh there it is oh that was it yeah that's why you need 34
So your turn.
That was, that was the sound of the-
This is so cool!
And that's why you also need vinegar.
This is literally like a fucking experiment for like, stormy, bro.
The fucking Travis is gonna, you're seeing the volcano, like, what the fuck?
Yeah, like the volcano.
Like, what the fuck is this?
You touch that stuff?
You touch it, it's hot.
It's hot.
Actually, no, it's not gonna be hot because we never microwave it.
What the fuck is this?
It's just gizzing out.
So this is elephant toothpaste, what we just got all day doing?
Hey, look how hot it is.
Feel it.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, it's burning.
Oh, God, it burns.
Oh!
Oh, yeah, it is hot.
Ooh, it's like weird though now.
It's getting cold.
Oh, yeah, it's like freezing now.
Yeah, that's how it works.
So we still coming.
So let me just.
Yeah, it's going to keep on going.
For how long?
It did it in front of Gentry, and I'm not kidding.
It took up the entire road.
Yeah, it literally went up.
We did the 30% and it took up the whole road.
It took up the entire street.
Like, not the long way, but like curb to curb.
We gotta run this back bigger scale.
You gotta do a 30.
Okay, so we do a 30 another day,
but what the fuck do we do this now?
You just need it until it's done.
You could pour water on it.
Yeah.
And it's like.
Hold up, hold up.
What if we throw some dry ice in there?
No, let it keep coming.
It's already.
Well, it's not going.
You should be looking.
Oh, I can smell it.
Why?
It smells really bad.
Ooh, it smells kinda good.
It does smell good.
It smells like soap.
Hold on, I wanna put this in my mouth.
Kinda lick it?
Yeah, it's good.
Go to your boss, bro.
Okay.
Let me get this straight.
Yeah, just signed on it too.
So I just, so we, at least for the last seven hours, gathering materials for that, that
was what we just, you know what our problem was?
We didn't have 30%.
Oh god, if we had 30%, it would have fucking probably shot up, right?
Oh yeah.
What do you think, Lucas?
I think we're spending more.
Yeah.
And if it's late, then it's still that thing.
I mean, hey, look at it though, it looks cool.
at least it worked, you know.
But we still have our potato gun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One for one.
One for one.
Yeah.
How can we make an explosion?
With another bottle of water.
If we hypothetically put coke in a trash can and we dumped all the mentos in at once
and put the dry ice bomb in the trash can, it would explode it, right?
I don't know.
It depends.
You know what you should try like 300 minutes try your own external. No, I'm saying make it make your own
It's just it up. This is the trash can that you're gonna use yeah
I mean you can try oh Lacey go get your other trash can both assess it out I
Just think the only reason why that works is because this is small. I see two walks in the air afk now
Oh my god, I'm never saw that brother. I like
They're glitching
What the fuck is that?
This is not a government-owned building right here.
I guess it's right there, it's government.
They're spying on us.
And there's just two glitching hawks in the sky.
We're in an HOA zone.
I can imagine this on my not.
Because, I mean, bro, that's probably cameras.
They're probably stalking us right now.
I never, that's creepy.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
I've seen full-on videos.
It's like they're not moving.
Their wings are flapping, but they're not moving.
I think it's burning.
started un-lagging now he's oh my god he just stopped in there he just stopped the
other ones fully frozen what the fuck
yeah
So what happened to my put my hands in this I wouldn't have to know
They burn I don't know
All right, let's do the potatoes a golf cart idea
What I do
Twitter
It was a mutual decision between three people and honestly the golf cart is street legal
so who cares that golf cart goes 65 miles per hour has a license plate yep it has a license
plate everything go show the license plate yo
Look at that nice California license plate oh yeah it does have a California license plate
there's no way you can trouble for that this part's just folded in and it clearly says
26 and it clearly says you don't want to leak the license plate. That's why
The cart is fully street legal and it's registered bought from TBT. Yeah, I know them
I'm gonna call them right now and see if that actually happened
With it, what did you?
I can really come good friends. I could tell them and ask you up to know
Who was it Garrett?
I know, I got him from someone I'm gonna ask right now.
What is this? What is this?
What kind of, what is this?
It says it on the front.
Evolution.
Evolution Golf Cart.
Loki, don't say the context.
Hey Garrett, real, real quick.
I'm live right now. You're not on speaker.
I just have a quick question, right?
Lacy's Golf Cart that he got.
It was a evolution golf cart. How much are the evolution golf carts?
You know did the golf course how much would you say would be it's though you got it while ago
Yep
Yeah, I'm curious I'm really curious if you just let me know how much one singular golf cart costs
Okay, also let me know, he said he's gonna let me know in like 10 minutes.
I have a humongous feeling that these don't cost 30 bands.
I find out that this is not 30 bands and I'm gonna freak out.
That's fucked up.
I'm not gonna lie, if I find out that these are not 30k and you know who had me come
to the dealership, told me, oh, told me, oh these are, it's a one time offer, 30k
It's a great deal. Well, you got to come get even you've been wanting a golf cart
I've been hearing you talk about it, and then I went and I ended up paying for two for someone else. I'm gonna be pissed
Okay, so I'm looking on their website
Didn't change their website name to lacy's golf course. No
Well, no, but it's it's it's the principle of like holy shit that was not there. Oh my god
I mean, yeah, I think these are about like 12,000 13,000
Yeah, the max you probably get on this thing is 15,000
Oh wait.
I want to hear from the dealership.
I mean, I see it.
What?
Evolution D6 GT4, right?
That's the exact same bulk I have, LEDs and everything.
How much is it?
The reasoning when you bought it was it had an advanced speaker system.
I'm looking at your exact golf cart right now on every single website and it says the
max this exact one I see right here for $9,995 the exact same one you bought three that day
the exact one he bought the exact color exact stitching everything the red eye the blue
What's ditching $10,000 in Beverly Hills literally in Beverly Hills, so this is this is probably the same one
It's probably is yours. I'm not gonna lie. This might be yours
I don't know but it says in stores and maybe not but it's
These are the exact one
Yeah, you got charts 30 bands for saying that's not even worth time
No, I didn't get charged that
I banks called me and said to come to the dealership
No, I didn't know
To me I could have told you hundred percent without even actually knowing I just know but that's that's just like
You can make a public service announcement right now that you need that golf card back.
Someone got you, someone got you.
I mean I could just...
Now those guys at TNT would not fuck anyone over.
I might not.
I just got a call.
It was a random day.
Remember I was on stream?
And he was like, yo, they have these golf carts.
I know you've been wanting a golf cart for 30K.
It's like, you can't get these.
They're rare.
They're...
I just found them.
It's not rare.
Well, yeah, I find this out now.
And he said it was 30K.
I went.
I literally got it that day.
And he got he said he got a black one and that he bought one too with us
Yeah, he left with us on the black one and he said he bought it too. He said he paid 30k
So did I buy two and there's a fire happening right now?
It's more likely that you guys both actually just got ran for a complete
No, but the reason was it was brand new they said they just came out 10k that he just found and a brand new one
It makes sense to be worth $15,000 for that.
If I use one's 10?
It's probably 12 foot tests.
You're not even close, no.
It's a growth card.
No.
No.
You've got to try to find the correct answer.
You checked the app.
Let's go and check the app.
Where's all this firework?
Casey, where's the phone?
What?
Finally what?
Hold on.
I'm on a website.
I need to hear from the dealership because what if the dealership just fuck me fuck pull
to the silver you never know.
Do you ever get a bill of sale?
No.
No you definitely did.
No, you 100% did.
You definitely just put it somewhere and lost it.
Listen, bro, we're about to shoot potatoes.
I think I did.
Right here?
Yeah.
OK.
Right here.
In the middle.
Yeah.
I'll hold them all in my mouth.
Other way.
Like this.
There you go.
Got it.
Go slow.
Oh, that's good.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, shit.
Is that gonna hit it?
No, I'm going a little bit, see, off-center.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone hold.
Fuck.
Give me a minute, bro. I'm sorry.
Lucas, you're family here.
Any chances this blows up in our faces?
Not very much so.
Uh, not for us. Probably for you.
What do you mean?
Oh, nothing.
Here, Lucas.
Oh, yeah.
Just in case, yeah.
I've got a warrant, Lucas.
Yes.
Oh, W. Lucas!
Yo, bro!
Come on!
That's Lucas.
How far is this thing going to launch?
Oh my god, we can shoot the little kids that sit at the bottom of the hill.
That's what I'm thinking. Those kids that just sit at that gate, you think we can hit them with a potato?
100%.
Can't eat a potato just like this right now?
So if you look down there you can see that uh, oh wow yeah see that
You see here it's the screws that's where it holds the potato
Unless you can see I see it
you're like you're gonna look at it like that and look and the potato just sits on
there you can get it you can tap the screen that's how you focus
you can spin that to you does work that's it this is a auto filter
guys Lucas is getting paid minimum five thousand dollars no just touch it no
I'm touching that shit no look we're touching it he's touching on Drew's
touching it all right what are we doing now he's trying to hurt me bro now we
We put this thing, how do you do that?
It's a little complex.
Just shoot all of us.
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
Bro, don't worry about him.
We're about to fucking shoot potatoes.
Lucas is saving this whole fucking segment.
Oh, Lucas.
Talk to me, matter?
So you put this.
Oh, Lucas.
Can you put it in here?
I got it.
Okay, yes sir.
So horrible, chat.
W-O-R-A.
Oh yeah, we would have never done this.
Oh Lucas.
Oh Lucas, you just know how to fucking do it.
Lucas, you're going fucking crazy.
Nothing, she's got like five more hours.
I think he's still watching the game.
He's even live yet on twitch
No, I know he told me was seven. Oh, it's not always when we go here. It's all silky himself told us nine
Guys song peppers not happening tonight
What's the matter daddy, I don't know
We'll play out of ring later. I'm having fun off stream. I've been playing it again. I replayed it with no Chad this time
I'd play co-op with you off-stream.
I know, I'm so falling in love with Hawaii, I just have to catch him out.
Oh, Minecraft maybe?
Did I off-stream?
I would play that.
Little off-stream minors?
Not a bad joke.
Oh, how's it going?
Oh, no.
Oh, come on.
Oh, ouchies!
Are you okay?
He's a little rock.
No!
Oh, my god.
You okay?
Ouchie, it hurts.
Oh, my god.
Oh!
I just want to kiss you, Lucas.
Wait, so you put a potato in there and you just push that and it launches?
No, not yet, bro.
No, I'm saying, what are you doing?
No, you put your hand in here first and then...
He's trying to hurt me!
No, he just fucking hates how dumb you are.
Okay, now leave.
Just say you are, leave.
Go do the fucking...
I can't believe you bought three microphones.
We don't even have a microwave here.
Yes, we do, but it's a million microwaves.
We gotta clean this thing.
Hey, do you have the hairspray, though?
Yeah, you did.
You bought it, right?
No, you had it.
We went to the table instead.
Okay, he didn't have a hairspray, but I got a dry conditioner.
He said it was very flammable, very flammable.
I don't like Lucas, he's a fucking dickhead.
I don't like him.
Every question I ask him, he's like,
ah, you gotta put your hand in here, you gotta change yourself.
You gotta do that, you gotta do that.
What the fuck is he?
At my house.
Dry conditioner is not going to work? Yes it will!
Hair spray? Bad head TV.
Masterpiece hairspray
What is silky yelling about he's not even live bro
Wait chat is spur are the spurs winning
You should work.
Bedhead Tee-Gee Masterpiece Hairspray.
Is there?
Does anybody have a lighter?
Yes, inside.
You want to get it?
Yeah.
It's like, you know where the paintings are about the front door?
It's not one of those...
Oh yeah.
It's not one of those...
Oh, yeah.
...painting that are approaching each other.
It's not one of those...
This'll work.
What's that?
It's fucking acid. It's gonna kill that grass.
Because the grass is already dead.
The game's tied?
Tip him a thousand.
This shit is what I'm here for, bro. My whole day is resolved, revolved over this.
I really hope you find it inside or you don't care about the potato can and we
don't care I don't care anymore if you watch the clips on fucking on your PC it's the same
thing this is an in-person experience okay I don't know I don't know I'm not
gonna crash out so I'm just gonna walk away
Jeff you want to watch the potato canages go we're on streaming it's go
I feel like I'm being not involved, so I'm just gonna be where someone wants me.
Hey Will!
Alright, no, no, no!
Just keep it on my face!
Yes!
Yes!
Miss Addo!
Harper!
Come on!
Fuck!
No!
No!
No!
Oh my god, I'm gonna go it!
How you doing?
I'm gonna hate watching old KZ right now.
I'm gonna hate watching old KZ right now.
You want to watch first doing?
What?
I
Know I can't fucking in this house
It is on but you don't know you guys can't watch this I'm on patreon. Yeah, oh
You know, wait, what do you mean you can't see?
Fuck ass live bro wait my all my stream was lagging all that
Yeah, we can't switch. You can't have to be on my face for this last 30 seconds
Well, he's a lagging bats has a lagging bad this actually a game winner. It says that's 6,000. Oh
It's free call
Three two three two dude if SGA hits a game winner
No, hell no
Lakers of course, I don't want to see it when fuck okay see fuck okay see fuck okay see fuck
Okay, I'll be set back game winner on sets. I don't care. I just really want to see a good game. Let's work hard guys
Clearly been a good game. Yeah, let's work hard. Let's just try to you know
I
Yes, my twin
Yes, big nose
I'm gonna be honest. I actually can see it. I know
If I look good to look at him, oh my god, oh he scored on my
Oh
Wow
Isn't it crazy how he went from literally like
Like clippers to getting traded niggas was regretting that trade for this for PG and now he's one of the greatest
Well, okay, hold on now. I wouldn't say one of the greatest. He has two MVP's if you're not great after two of the P's
I mean realistically somebody's got bum ass MVP Steve Naskin MVP
but it's an MVP with LeBron, Winnebiyama, Giannis.
But there's a lot of games that got him.
Listen, all I'm going to say is his first game
of the whole season is game one of the finals
where he doesn't drop 20 points.
I don't know.
You always give him the ball.
Yeah.
Oh my god, that's a big goal.
You called it!
Oh, fuck no.
What are we doing?
It's her arm, but that's that's a foul. That was both and then he would have made the lab at the guy
No, no, look at it. No, no contact at all. Right. He would have made the lab is getting found. Oh, no, boom
He actually just threw it up
Yeah, both hands on body
No, he's right here was all how's that a foul
Why are you looking at chat bro? Spoilers.
Wait, how old is this year?
I'm hate-watching Mr. Freezer.
Fuck!
Come on, Wemby!
Castle bro, I've got to move.
I actually scored on our cast.
Oh my, 30 seconds left.
This is the second of last shot.
Why is Caruso on Wemby?
Paul says he's on a shot clock.
Oh my god
That is literally the glimpse of the bronze replacement right there. Oh my I'm not alive now
He's thinking Korean first brother
11 seconds
They all they give SJF hell here would be so bad. Why how do you defend that though?
That's just fundamentals brother his fundamentals
He shot the ball in the way and then the way it was.
Beombo.
It's fantastic.
I didn't know Beombo was on that team.
I know.
Is that Beombo?
Yeah.
I got him on the hops.
You know who's going to be a real, real underdog
this next season?
Washington.
They've got a good team now.
Ooh.
Washington Wizards.
Oh, and fucking Kyle Kuzma?
No.
Trey Young, Anthony Davis, Jordan Poole.
Like, they're like that one.
It's a blast, man.
No, yeah.
But dude, you know what I mean?
They could put up a fight.
80s playing 30 games max
Please God
Like they can't they can't go to the paint with Wendy there. I know
They're not giving the ball to Wendy
Yeah
What kind of defense is the fucking people in the pain
Let's go
He literally he fully gave him baseline
Wow right there on the guy on Caruso, what are you doing? You're too much
No way this is going up. No, let me ending it. Let me get it. Wait three seconds left boys
No, it is goes to OT
I'm gonna I need to stimulate can I look at chat?
Three seconds to go the games already over for them. I'm calling the guy already over for them, bro
I'm calling they give the bottle Dylan Harper. Yes, it's an immense amount of pressure and that's amount of pressure
But that's just the obvious they're gonna quadruple team. What if I am on the page?
Yeah, you're right. I'm not gonna be just gonna
No, no, he's gonna go for a jump shot. I promise hell. No, that'd be a stupid shot to take
If he's it's a or a gamble for the get as close as you can and put that bitch up simple shit
Look at him. Oh my god. He just put you say what you saw re-pointed
He pointed at the clipboard the left side of the paint
He's getting what he's gonna do is gonna come on the screen
He's gonna get them on the post and he's gonna go for a game winner from left side
Now if you go to the right I'm gonna start questioning
Bro put Jared McKinnon
Oh my god, he could know he's gonna foul bait in the paint. Yeah, that's the problem
See he's gonna come around this side right here on this side of the paint right here
They said to get the ball in his hands and we win
Right there
Walk by fucking chat stimming chat stimming
Oh
God like my check
Bro, what the fuck Chetan yahoo?
Game one is going to OT
Dude get your in the cannon or something you gotta be a tick top right now by roll
Now he went for the right moment at the finals why don't we have both why don't we have?
Um, um, Chet Holmgren on Wettabayama.
What the fuck did you just say?
Wait, people who've been watching the game the whole time,
have they been sending a ball?
Have they had Caruso guarding Wemby the whole game?
No.
Oh my God, Chet is fucking...
You had Williams on Jet.
I had him on Jet.
I mean, on Wettabayama.
That shit would've went right into it.
Oh, he's trying to go call Goten, too.
Oh my, look at that.
Whoa, hold on.
Look at that jawline.
Yeah, lucky has a nice like minoxidil
What the hell are you talking about bro? You're actually speaking your brain dead a maxing brother
Right wish we could play basketball forever professionally imagine
when he's not going to take that no in the thunder what a time you don't know
who wins this I think the thunder when it they got momentum right now he tied
the game with two
I
Know
Don't put a live. Hey rums. Are you here? Don't put it like that in you put a lot of that put money on the spurs for me
You put money on the spurs for me
I'm gonna see what the line is
Rums, what's the line right now?
I'm calling about I'm calling a thunder thunder wind when be tired
When you tired? When be tired? When be tired? Yeah, but like he's getting rest right now.
You're gonna curse it, bro.
Who should I think? I haven't watched the whole game, so I don't know who like, like who is leading most of the game. Who's been dominating the game?
Spurs, Spurs.
Have they actually?
Yeah, neutral. They were up 10 at the like 14 minutes into the 4th quarter.
I think thunder wins put one K on thunder money line sunny bonbon I don't want to cheer for
the thunder bro we'll take off and we'll take it off easily easily one by one we go
easily wait can you wait can you what it was one nice not this first or underdogs
Oh, they're locked in bang
First
1k on spurs
Oh my god, what just happened?
Okay, we have one kill off them spurs right now
No
Dude wait so who retriever you guys
What's that?
I'm a burger
That's why Lucas sure want MVP facts Lucas, you know, I like
No, we heard his wishes like me
Don't have a concussion
bro it's a little physicality it's okay man
let's see how hard oh my god he pulled the chair nice he reached on him bro
that's a foul he tripped on me he tripped on him oh he just head on the
pavement bro
bang!
he just ran the check no I didn't no I didn't he's weird as fuck no I didn't
Why are you saying bang nothing happy you're so
Spoiler
What a bad ball.
What do we do?
What do we do?
You got William.
You got William.
What do we do?
What do we do?
What do we do?
Get on high.
Oh my God.
What?
That was a hit on the shin.
That was off his shin.
Replay that.
That went off his shin.
Oh, God, it did.
Reveal.
Reveal.
He's crying, bro.
He's dead.
He's crying.
Bro, that went off his shin.
I'm going to start crying with him.
Challenge that.
He's putting his life on the line, bro.
Right off.
Right off.
Check shin.
Ready?
So it has to restart the way.
It does have to?
No, it's still off of his first ball.
It's like a fat-nosed bastard.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's not a passionate man.
I'm just passionate, bro.
Fat-nosed bastard.
Oh my god, if he sat on his fucking face.
That's a playground.
If he sat on his wedding by almost fucking fucking face.
Okay, I would go, how do the ref not see that right there?
Oh, shit.
Now when I mean fucking sprinted down the court go for the ball fucking argue. I saw that shit from here
Dude, I see better. We're gonna be millionaires, bro. It's it's very good odds actually how much do we win?
500 will win you like probably like
700 profit maybe wow
Thank you
If they score here, they score here, they got momentum.
Wait, I was like, wow, I'm like, wow.
Wait, I'm confused because I heard you like say bang when the spur scored and
then you said SGA with the ball and that's my goat.
So, what do you mean?
No, I said bang, I'm like, let's go, like I love seeing them.
Who's he cheering?
There's no limit.
There's no limit at all.
Oh my God, Suki just screamed.
Suki screamed.
No.
Holy man.
What's it doing, bro?
Oh my God.
Bro that means the spur score. Oh my that does mean it
Hey watching okay see oh my okay. Let's see what they did wait. Oh my gosh. You're gonna be fucking master
Oh my god. When he's better fucking either that let's just see how they fucking violate them. Oh my god
I see it. Oh when am I am I if you see oh my god. Oh
When you're the one who limits a mismatch when we get open help bro. Oh, no, I still keep sure for this
I
Okay, so this is why we pay you million
It's over the back, over the back, he's just jumped over it, how do you even grab that rebound?
Wait, look as you see he wrapped around him like a lie.
Do you have any big men? Why does SGO, why is SGO not getting the ball? Why does he want the ball?
the ball. Give him the ball! Caruso, bang! Come on.
Why is Caruso the store player right now, man?
Why do we keep it open every time?
Why do we keep it open?
These are leaving him wide.
Caruso's got 30 points.
This is another one.
8 for 13.
Oh my god.
That's the same Caruso from the bubble.
Holy, love the ball.
I actually never end.
Oh my god. Castle, something.
Yo Caruso's hand.
Oh my god, I told you.
He just flew.
He just flew.
He just, he just fucked up, fucked up, fucked up.
He fully grabbed his ankle.
He fully grabbed his ankle.
Took him down.
Okay, he's a bunch of dirty players.
Bang.
No.
Damn, bro.
No, it's fucked up.
Fucking dunk.
Hi.
Let me, please.
We need it.
Post fader.
Yeah, help him.
Somebody help him.
Yes!
Yes, Williams!
Yes, Williams!
Pass it on!
Run that fast break replay back the guy who was trying to get back he tackled him like this was fucking football
He actually sucks
To each
Is that tour is that empty? It looks empty to me. Yeah, I can't tell they give him one file to give each
Oh my god
Okay, I know I see it once it's gonna free this is pretty much the finals
That's what I'm saying the Knicks or Cavs aren't be there either
No, hell no
Coruso is a fucking piece of this game.
Is Wendy a dunderhead?
So is Coruso just fucking LeBron this game?
Wendy, are you a dunderhead?
Coruso's LeBron fucking James, bro.
Bro, why did he just grab the ball?
Coruso is fucking Michael Jordan and LeBron combined.
Holy fucking shit.
When they began as a dunder...
I'm not going to lie, I actually used to do that all the time back in the school.
That's actually my type of player to
Yes
No crazy
What a rebound what a rebound
What a rebound?
This is for the game.
This fucking possession is for the game.
Please, what's up, what's up?
That's the ball back.
Good game, good game.
What is he doing?
What are you?
What the fuck is he doing?
Hit me, please!
Oh my God!
What?
What the fuck?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
He's from the Logan!
I'M FUCKING GONNA LICE IT!
WHAT?!
He's from the Logan!
That was fucking insane!
That is top one dog.
Oh my fucking god!
That is the top one dog.
He took that!
Oh my fucking god, bro.
That's from the Logan!
Bro, only he would take that shot.
What the fuck?
When in Miami is the greatest of all time.
all time I'm not gonna seriously I'm the same seriously look at that ball bitch
feeling himself you're exposed but we played a shot man so I'm gonna show an
SGA's dunk bro so wide open dunk it's wide open
play a fucking shot what are we doing
60 overalls we got dunking 2k here we go from the logo that's crazy from the logo
Call us
Caruso they can wow and look at the sub laughing
You know the greatest all time. They can get this shit right know who you play
That's the next face of the league after you could dodge it
You were kidding MVP
32 and 20 wow
Wow, I'm not gonna lie, that was the best shot in the entire playoffs.
Dude, if I ever get resurrected, I'm gonna have my second life them training to be a basketball player. This is crazy.
We got more free throws than his field goals made, trash-ass nigga.
Wait, is he actually?
Yes, he does.
How many free throws made?
He's got eight free throws made, seven field goals made.
How you got more free throws than your field goals?
Fuck his butt, burger.
He's 7-22.
They need to get a stop here.
This stop genuinely decides the game.
No way FG is not running to the ball right now.
He doesn't even want it.
He doesn't want it.
He's running away from it.
He's a fraud.
FG is a fraud.
This ain't a fashion show, FGA.
This is basketball.
They're running his own in guys.
Chill.
Wow, wow, get open.
They don't...
Oh, no, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Help, help, help.
No.
I'm out!
Out we go!
That's a good coach!
That's a good coach!
Double OT's crazy!
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we get an alley-oop to Wemby here?
That's a good coach calling a timeout there.
Let's get an alley-oop to Wemby here to win the game.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my, imagine a Wemby fucking fingertip in.
He'll fingertip that fucking thing.
That shower's actually crazy.
I was just saying, he's a fucking idiot.
I was just saying, he a dope, bro.
Oh wait, are you talking about?
So they are never replaying anything?
If I'm being honest, they do a coach challenge here, when
that Bayama was wrapping around Chet Holger.
No, no, Chet had his arm on Webby's arm.
He was like holding him on him.
Oh my god, he might have been out of bounds.
He should have drawn up that nigga leg.
Oh, is that a bound thing?
No, no, no, no, no, the right here, look.
But he had both feet on the ground though. I think it's good though.
Oh shit.
Regardless, it's here.
There should be like a second left, no? They should have up to time.
Yeah, yeah.
Holy fucking stat line. 32 points, 20 rebounds for Monday.
Sheesh.
Yeah, points. Okay, 0.7?
It's insane.
We watched the Wilkin.
Oh.
Oh.
He's calling it.
He does right there.
He does right there. He called it
Ball he had both feet on the ground
They have point seven that's a tap. Oh my god. Do they advance the ball to the rim or no? Yeah
Yeah, oh my god, not to the rim, but right across half court. It's a tip in
This fucking pass is about to be heavenly. Who's the only y'all is when he gets it?
No guys, we're thinking too fast fantasy life. We got an hour make him a go
Let's think realistically not even LeBron would be able to do this. I know oh my god see it. This is going viral on YouTube
It's gonna be Wendy, but that was crazy
Very close
Oh
How far did it launch
Do the splits
Chasing a double down the first double down 500 again each
Five I believe a hundred or one K more on spurs
It's not there's no curse bro
Wait no way rums in put a scoreboard on the screen, so I'm talking about
He runs my 2k, but he's just he's been going through bad addictions recently so I think I'm gonna have to let him go
Top three internet rappers.
I'm gonna go honestly, number one, I'm gonna say Jace.
Number two, I'm gonna say Nine Vicious.
And number three, I'm gonna say Slay R.
I'm serious, I'm serious.
Slay R.
I heard him last night, he's tough.
I'm excited to see my summer smash
Is he still considered underground
He is
To make it like gospel music
I'm gonna be honest his last album wasn't that bad. I did not even
Brock Lesnar is officially unretired
It is
Now let's just watch the game guys. All right, Jay if this hits we win we win
$1,050 each it's his first win
I'm ready to cheer. Let's do it.
here we go. Oh, no, no, no, no.
T starting. Let's go. Come on.
every time. I mean, how do you lose?
Man, what a man. It's going to be offensive
fire right there. Wow. Wow. Oh, my god.
Good
No, don't get 25 the ball, bro
Come on check teach your mouth done
With me
Mr.. MVP has taken a single shot in overtime yet
Give cruiser the ball every single time
Bro, maybe sj. He wants a break dude. We got this
Come on defense
Wow
Get the bodies of long jams, bro. What the fuck are we doing?
Come on. Come on. Yeah, teach him how to do it. Just like we did in Toronto. Good. D
Good
Why is he taking?
him too this is insane bro oh my god he picked it up wow that's insane I've
never seen anything like that in my life I've never seen that he's a
he made him in the balls oh god that's a cheat code bro like how do you fucking
defend that he's actually baby goat this is a crazy game game one in a
Series
Hold the order look at him closing his eyes. Oh
Here's that X factor of my fucking shade
And I say say take me making both. Well, he needs fucking he needs Caruso to bail him out, bro
I didn't share for the spurs all seasons. He's so happy to see
I'm not gonna bro put Duke Dennis in I'm a
Dennis in
Bro, his his high school highlights were insane
Yeah
Swish
Four points, bro
It's my G a stop I say knees are bucky here like
I brought it before his legacy man. No literally for his legacy
They'll out to Caruso Wow
Give what me the bone get out the way that's it. I'm not alive. She's officially a bum
Wow
He actually fails at the crew so every single time. I can't believe that bro
Bro, Cruz. I've got a guard when we cruisin
Okay, just get you
Different dimension three seconds, you know what the fuck are we doing here first?
Yo, actually what I just watched
Adam Silver made the call you know
Was that what was that
of a shot. How do you leave him?
Oh my god.
Here we go.
Oh, that one.
Fuck.
Let's give it to him, bro.
Actually, let's just give it to the fucker, Numbie.
Oh, he gotta pull that.
Hey!
That's a playground!
SGA just punched him in the fucking face!
I'm playing ball, bro!
SGA just punched him in the face!
I don't like dirty ball.
Play nice, bro. We hope it on that. Oh, actually just punch me in the face of Flagrant
No, those are bad
So Harper officially has more or the SGA
We do that lady and one
Look
Oh my that's a flavor
I don't think he meant to look at that is left no that's for your one at least
I
See almost got rocked bro him push him at the end that my oh
I see almost got rocked. He pushed him at the end. That's a I should be a flavor at least
What the fuck he did push it to the ground wait
How long you think he's caucus Chaz that a flavor or not for poor white
I
Don't think him hit him in the face of the flag room, but he push
Who's cock oh my god what?
Dude, I mean he's really lengthy to just like in general I'd say at least when he's I'd say he's definitely a show
So I'd say like six seven inches one soft and then what hard I'm gonna give him ten
It's crazy
Like imagine like like
Obviously like
But like
You can't be you can't be that long
But just imagine like imagine so long and you got a little baby
That would be your heroes moment for me. Yo, what do you have to learn?
Also, they counted a foul on Caruso. So it's an M1
On my soul if SGA got hit like that in the face the flavor and tuning is ejected. I don't care
Forty-five
This is spurs it though
There's a good ass organization they really didn't rebuild like but I got like another night
Wow
Let's go. Let's go. We lead him out for
minutes
Well, it's really a carousel
No, I've never seen that she has my life. He's not even looking at the book. He's up. Oh my god
He's a regular season
Bro, wow, this is disappointing
shit
Hey! Hey!
Oh my god!
He got through loss in the start.
4v1, give it up.
You already know what we do.
Look at him, he doesn't want to shoot the ball.
Bang!
Bail that.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Oh my god bro, how is it just one point game, one point game, two point game.
Why aren't they just giving the bottle to Lemmy?
I don't get it.
He never gets it.
They would trap them, bro.
They would three-man trap them.
Four-man trap them, bro.
All right.
We need to give the ball to him right there.
He's got an ISO on some dude that's three-foot taller than him.
Give him the ball.
Just throw it up.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
What a move.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And one, bro.
Is that a little check?
No, that's not Caruso.
What a Caruso.
Holy shit.
Wait, is this Caruso's?
No, it wasn't.
Hey man, it's nigga, do whatever hell deep faggot!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Niggas is me!
Blocked that shit, bitch!
Holy fucking shit!
Look at that deal!
That's what we learn in school, guys.
Always go up, always go up.
It doesn't matter if you get dunked on.
Let them post you as the fundamentals.
Here's the...
You know?
Four points a minute left?
Nah, four points a minute?
That's deep, bro.
They're gonna chuck a three.
They have to.
They're gonna they're gonna chuck a three they have to
Come on shit, oh no, he has to if I say it's a score here. It's over for my guys mad at your 40 and 20 and
Oh.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Oh great, oh the clouds.
The clouds.
The clouds.
You can just relast.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
This makes you so happy.
It makes me so happy.
This makes me so happy.
Oh my god, yes.
Let me win the war.
All over.
Let me win the war.
Let me score, let me score.
Let me actually.
The dagger.
Give me one more, Remby.
Give me one more, Remby.
Fuck you, Remby.
Or something, I don't know.
Step back three.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Castle guys great. That's a great pass by my mom. I'm not this was an insane game
Let me stop on niggas, bro. They got Caruso fucking the greatest all the time
When we has 41 points and 22 rebounds that's a crazy stat line
That's insane, bro.
Some more chamber and shit, oh, wow.
At this point, she just grabbed a ball, shoot it.
No, no, he hasn't made it three years over.
Has he even shot a shot in overtime?
Nope, he's the only pass.
He actually hasn't made a second shot.
He had an open mid-range, he did.
Yeah, he did.
Luca would never get a shot.
Shit, he's passed about a J-Dub and fucking Caruso for the bailouts.
Wow, what a fucking beast man, look how long and likey he is, he's so old and likey, his
proportion is really good, and he's got a good amount of muscle too, he's like a perfect
body, I don't like him, I don't like that, me and him, we like the same, I'm the streaming
version of Wada Bayama, see he said his name wrong, I'm going through a rebuild, but
I'm going to be one of the greatest like here we are finish it
Come on
Okay, but that's fucking insane
Never I around
He's got a dump it to
Get us real
my god
He said I told you I told you I
Think you're free to make your free throw all right, so
Game one. Oh
I'm making a lot of people see I've ever ridden with this first all season dude
someone make them a wallpaper looking him looking out at the crowd
Wow, it's over. Shoot some SDA please. Hey, now he's gonna shoot. Now he's gonna have to have it.
No, get the cover shot! SDA, get the ball to your daddy! Get the ball to your daddy!
That is sad, bro, actually.
Holy shit, bro. He lost their respect as a leader.
You got a lot of respect.
Bro, wow.
I think the winner, man, is the greatest.
He's the greatest, bro.
That was crazy.
That was fucking insane, man.
Who's been a...
That's because it's a duke in there.
Jim McCann, man.
Did he even play?
Oh, not a four-quarter.
Look at Chad.
Yo, Chad, man.
Hey, Chad, you're not going to put it out there, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
You're not here, bro.
They're not going to put them again and they're not going to be.
Future goal versus set.
They're on a realm now.
They're on a realm now.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're not going to caption you and say this game.
They're not going to tell you.
Oh, set and game two is going to be a mean set.
Yeah, I'm going to do that.
No one's doing that, bro, please.
Yeah, bro, it's over.
Missing free throws, yeah.
Wrap it up.
Two guys, Jay.
Pick your head up.
It's just to give them a basketball.
double down like shit
Me and a band of each
What's it on you send you anything? No, I'll just send you I'll send you a bit
Yeah, oh my god, he missed you free doesn't end and we'll be with another boardy at 24 rebounds
How would you know it's been a band three ways?
Oh don't go on him. Oh nice a sword. Oh my god
No, but wow
When be you are one of the kind
All I'm gonna say I just saw all I needed to see SGA to not shoot a single shot in overtime
He's a fucking fraud. He's a fraud
He ended the game with more free throws made than field goes me
He's a fraud
When he's been my MVP boy, I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight. I'm at the A
Bro, is he a
That's gotta keep him up. I'm like, bro. It has to be so
Thank you, but that's fucking insane. No, that was what game is this game three?
He stole game one at home hurt away. Holy shit. He's huge compared to her
I mean, yeah.
He don't even care.
What if it paid for each player on your team to shut down a team like OKC?
All right, we're going to have to stop up.
We don't have a buddy answer the call.
Let's cover up for a giant cock.
He's one of the most developable men's games.
They get Fox back?
Next team?
Bro, he's probably.
I just felt like this guy.
Wait, how old is he?
He's 22 years old.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you play 3C.
I'm a loser.
He a little older than me.
Oh my god.
I got a little older.
I got a little older.
Damn.
I know you.
Oh yeah, I'm having a real life realization right now.
Bro, that's insane.
You missed the craziest fucking game, bro.
When was the goat?
When was the goat?
He's a goat.
It's all the time, bro.
I just seen a fucking 2K animation in real life, bro.
That was insane.
I'm going to go three.
A fucking gun?
Like a real gun?
I'm having a realization.
Ray, what are you realizing?
Alright, so let me...
Webby's 22.
Buying a carrier team set of NBA Finals.
And I just fucking do
muckbangs and sit
on my ass all day.
I'm a loser.
Wait, are you gonna send the fatherhood?
I have to, bro.
We should do it tonight.
We should do it tonight.
What's wrong, bro?
I mean, how did you get this, bro?
I got a little order.
I got a little order.
I thought you got to ice this.
What are you, bro?
Chad, is icing even help a fracture or no?
You're on this against sword from having to hold it up?
No, it doesn't.
So what happened to the way this thing?
I'm a grown-ass man.
That was a great game. I'm so happy I went and watched that show.
Come on guys, we're still 30 minutes away.
Are you not?
I started salty pepper at 10pm bro.
What are you doing tomorrow?
No, I mean maybe I think he said he's leaving but I don't know if he's leaving anymore lasers coming back
We think what I'm thinking what we're definitely thinking the same thing right now
What we're gonna make up right right now and you make another right and stop and then you're gonna open the fridge
freezer. No. I think in the same exact same way.
Like, does this even help my fracture at all?
It's fucking crazy.
I'm genuinely curious if this even helps, if icing even helps my wrist.
Where's the ice pack I bought you?
Upstairs.
Why would you keep it in the freezer?
Are you seeing this from me?
There's got to be a better way to do this, right?
Or no.
Put a towel around it.
Put a towel around it.
Look at my handshake when I try to move it.
Put a towel around it.
It's fine.
The cooler it is, the faster it heals.
I don't even know if ice helps.
That's the thing.
It's talking to so good.
Chad, does ice even help?
Does ice help? It does not help a fracture. Does it even help tears or no?
Fuck I gotta pee really bad.
Don't pee after changing your backpack up here.
Okay I'm gonna go pee real quick.
Is there a bathroom nearby?
I don't know.
I think there's one right there.
Maybe?
I did actually like a...
Ugh dude.
Like a step?
Dude.
This house is fucking freezing.
Maybe because the freedom's open.
Hold on.
I'm not sure what that is.
Is it that or?
I don't know.
Come on, Charlie. Check in the back.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Oh.
Oh, man.
That's great.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't even know what bathroom he went to, this side of the house is just undiscovered.
That's all we have left.
What's up, bud?
Huh?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I'm not throwing up them seas, bro, I'm trying to heal my wrist.
Y'all don't understand how bad this hurts, dude.
I've actually, like I've fractured broken bones before.
I've never in my life felt this pain.
This is like a crazy amount of pain that I'm feeling, bro.
Why is it so cold?
It's so cold
When are you getting an MRI the soonest I can get in to get an MRI is Wednesday, unfortunately
I'm going to be honest, I've been live for eight and a half hours and my stream that
I have for tomorrow got canceled.
So let's do it.
Let's do it tomorrow.
Actually tomorrow.
What time tomorrow?
No, tell them stay home.
Say it.
Tell them stay home.
What time tomorrow?
I got a video shoot at two so let's go
Me and laser no
No
Oh my god, that's sick
That's sick
Chat the tjf stream got moved to Wednesday. That's all it's not cancelled
It's just got moved to Wednesday because the thing that I'm trying to do with him
I don't know if it's happening or not, but I'm trying to take like it takes a little bit more planning out to be able to do
A one-day's notice, but it's I don't know if it's even gonna be possible by Wednesday
I've never seen anything like this
No
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Wait it looks like there's a black moon on top of our world.
Exactly you fucking butt!
Alright let me get, can I use the glasses?
Yeah, it looks like a star wars I can't see at all.
That's crazy.
So let me fix this.
Imagine there's a black moon on top of the moon that's covering it.
He is wide moving.
Can you see?
Look at my glasses, look at my glasses.
Can I see a light?
Can you see the light?
Wait, he can't see it.
Bro he's on fucking scratchurized holy shit, bro.
Bro look there's a black moon on top of our moon, bro
Fake reaction
Like normal
No assholes is not my first time see the moon
You know what it is that's the Earth's shadow being cast on a moon
Zoom in zoom in zoom in zoom in zoom into the room. Oh my god
Oh no, that's crazy. Wait, J. J. J. Look on the phone. Look at the phone
Oh
So it's like a fake
Oh my god
Oh my god, it's the core logo
Wait
You just ruined it all, you know.
You don't have to decide.
Host it on your alt?
Okay, I'll post it on my alt.
I'll post it on my alt.
Yo, no cap.
I've seen lazy stubs.
Can I be mad if you do the eight hour streak?
And I'm looking at my comedy like,
yo, at least they got one.
My shoot for eight hours never met.
Yo, Doug, yo, y'all niggas got it good, bro.
Fuck the fuck.
The niggas took a mental break.
Came back and still did eight hours, my nigga.
No, not in the snow!
What?
What's that?
A lice and a wrist.
You're getting ready for a bust out.
He gets caught in that.
Nah, you're the one, bro.
I hurt so bad because I didn't wear a sling all day, like 80.
Yeah, the sling keeps it above like this all on my all Twitter
It's a special protein chocolate.
Mmm.
There you go.
Put that in the freezer.
Great shot.
One hand.
That's a waxing crescent moon.
Yo, bro, I didn't ask for a fucking moon psychologist, dude. Stop it on a nerd talk, dude.
I don't know, what was your mind in the middle?
You're trying to take your go-kart and try to move it.
They're trying to take your cart right now and fit it into the basketball court.
They're trying to take it out of the center and fit it into the memory.
I don't know, they say that they're going to talk.
So
We took it down the hill today like the grass
The grass on the hill up there
Authority
One that's on the hill
On a property yeah, don't ever do that again. You're gonna fuck the grass game
Yeah
Yeah, you're the ones riding you said watch this chat. I don't know when we're sipping lean
I'm down how like what kind of high do I get?
Yeah, so it's like it's like that way more. I got cups. No, just clear.
You want to pour up? But you saw what I meant about the styrofoam, right? You couldn't find it.
No, they didn't have it and I told, I even told the guy I'd register I need cups for
lean and he was like, can I, can I lean you the other way and make you not start it?
He told you, he was a bad.
He was like, can I lean you the other way?
So you don't start sipping lean.
I mean, game, why the fuck do you think he would give you a styrofoam cup?
So you just sit and lean.
My friend Silky was drinking lean for the first time.
Why are you wearing one shoe and socks?
The locker fell on my foot.
And so now was it oh my god
Yo, nigga, you didn't hear it. I watched it
Well, you watch it full of my foot. Yeah, I'm gonna run over and start recording and laughing. We're sitting on the couch
Of the of the bird it's like a show Jason
Somebody send Jason to clip it a bird. Oh, I'm telling you Jade some weird shit
going on. You know how there's a government building right up above us? No, I didn't know that.
That's a government-owned building and I'm telling you there's this bird shit going on.
No, no, no, there's someone's got to link it. Someone link it to Jason. Because this is better. It's zoomed in actually.
Where's the link?
There's so much better.
Okay, can you send us a picture?
I don't think I have Joseph on this plane.
I'm looking at your chair.
No, Drew has a good video.
I'll take that clip right there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, where are the switches from Jason?
Is he?
I see two locks in the air, AFK now.
Oh my god.
Rosie! What the fuck?
The birds are off the floor!
Did you zoom in on them?
Drew hasn't given a fuck.
It's a lot of pieces just froze when I'm reacting it. Oh my god something's going on. Yeah movie
literally moving oh
Wait, I don't know
It's not moving yes, but I was moving the wings were flapping with the
Is the way you're sitting like
It's called wind but it does not cause that
Look, oh my god, bro, I ain't a lot of baby
Hell if you bought some sushi
I feel like I'm gonna show you right now you're kind of hard bro. I'm gonna show you right now. Yes, you're good
It's gonna like kind of give me a little excited you guys
We're going 17 hours a begin
freezing? Yeah, so it's so cold. It's all day, but I won't
know the offer's on the table. Offers on the table. I'm not letting
you break my arm. Try this one. Just a little sale. Let's say
how much of these do you drink? The whole thing. Yeah. How
much is in here? 100 milligrams. So I just take a little
What do you think?
It's good.
When you drink this a lot, it literally feels like you're a klaxer.
I'm not getting, you can get hooked on it?
No, I mean, Silke's hooked on it.
He said it wasn't addictive.
Lays off the drinks though.
Lays and Stokie smoke every night.
They don't count.
Holy shit, I'm high!
You know, Stokie, you drink it, and he missed like two flights.
Well that's just regular.
No, but like...
That's literally regular.
Hey, they actually had the next day saying that he was too high and he couldn't go on the flight.
Oh, I'm drinking it.
No, you should be fine!
How do you...
How does Stokie drink?
Um, that day, I mean, he told me to order...
Because he ordered three that day, and they told me to order three more the next day.
So he drank all three bottles
Silky's hooked on it. It doesn't stream anymore because of it
What's wrong with his chat
I got I got like spam with L's for 10 minutes today because I ate Jewish food
I said it happened to me yesterday, and then I stood up and I stood in my ground and my
mods and I was like, hey, y'all aren't doing this no more.
It's my shit.
Nah, you're really him.
Oh, I'm not shooting today.
Goes live the next day.
I mean, his ears are starting to realize that Patreon chat is like better than Twitch
chat.
Is this a paid promo for Patreon?
No.
Wait, so it's team, brah.
He needs me to have a talk with SLG, I can.
I mean, they're on you right now, but it's only a picture.
You watching me right now?
Yeah.
Yo, SLG, I'mma tell y'all this how I told my stream today.
Enough is enough.
I'm putting my fucking foot down, I'm the king, I run this shit.
That's the big woo.
Y'all not finna be steppin' on him and steppin' over him and disrespectin' him.
I'm puttin' my foot down, I've had enough to hear.
Lil Lay steppin' in.
What I say goes, understood?
bitch son you son
let me open so he's got fries fat shady can this and word stop oinking yo there's
There's no way it is said stop oinking.
What's happening over here?
How's putting Suki's chat in place?
Where's Suki?
No matter, buddy.
This new fan said that Said has.
So that's...
Oh!
No, that looks like a good thing.
Said, did you just zip it or not?
Why don't you start getting high?
What's that?
Is that another one?
That's Said.
Did you smoke before you met Silky?
Bro, so you did dodge with hanging drills?
The one the first time he smoked was on the Rupert Braum line.
And Silky got pissed.
I did!
Yes, because Silky said I would never have loved you so.
No, it was on the Rupert Braum line, and we were eating Doritos.
That's court rules.
You want to make sure it counts, right?
Gotcha, bro.
Where's Silky?
Wait, why did you have a dumb question?
Are you OSCS?
Oh, I didn't know that.
I just
Like three days ago. Yeah
Congrats, bro
Yeah, but then your ritual yeah, I'm glad I did one with him. I'm pretty sure
Yo, that drinks making me like my stomach
You take this a little like a tiny sip. It's making me feel weird
Where you sit though on cloud nine. It was late. Wait dead ass. I swear to God. It's actually really good
No, it's not I feel weird after one little babysit. Don't feel weird. You're so good
No stress
Yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no, JC you mean YBG
Jason, this is still good.
It's cold outside.
You're a loser, bro.
Ask me.
I'm not freezing.
You are cold.
I'm fucking mean.
Well, you might as well be Iceman, being that cold.
Oh my god, I'm so good.
Valenci, Valenci basketball.
Valenci August.
Yeah, that's August.
Hello, you see, you look like...
I'm late.
Hi, Silky.
Hi, Silk, you hold it down for me?
He's put a list on his phone.
Oh, my God.
That was the last bit.
I'm just feeling like I got one of my...
No, no, no, no, no.
Silk, I'm gonna...
Put my shoes on. You can hold it down.
What the hell?
You can't hold it down.
How old are you about to take?
Two seconds.
All right, it is my shit now, even though it is a Yu-Gi and motherfucking YBG day, so...
What is this?
I'm gonna leave y'all to YBG and Yu-Gi.
Yes.
Yeah, but you streaming too?
Damn right, I can't even go home.
It's actually depressing.
I can't even hoop with them, bro.
There's four, five, and every time we're on three, he's like,
oh, I'm just ready for the grassy.
No, look at me, Chad.
I'm not refing, Chad.
I'm not here to ref, like, that's easier than right.
I left one.
Yeah, you're left side of your body.
Just fall.
Unusable.
What the fuck is this?
You need the horizon.
And, yeah.
Can you see me when I get my sling?
Maybe a bit.
Not bad music grown man listening to study Lofi.
I was not listening to that or y'all can not tell me that that moon was not cool.
I wanted to see a picture of the moon.
Wait if you accidentally start a wildfire you can die or you can be charged with murder
yet? Is that a fact? Like that's an actual fact? Yeah, you can get charged with bar
So even if that guy truly didn't mean to do it, wait, it looks like the fire is slowing
down, right?
right? Yeah, it hasn't spread much at all.
there's no more wind. Wait, so tomorrow? This might be a dumb question. Tomorrow, could it pick back up?
You need to do some basketball watch alarms. Gee, the games are insane. Brother, I watched the game.
What is this?
What did I just click on? Oh, I don't know what link I just clicked.
Wemby said on Twitter to pull up court side put it on God Wemby said that put it on God Wemby said please you should pull court side.
I don't think I had it on yesterday.
Q. I remember you took it off somewhere, you said, fuck this, I don't need this sling.
Where did I take my sling off at?
I don't know, we just didn't have that number.
Where did I take my sling off at?
In Jason's room?
Wait, for real?
How do you guys remember that?
Oh my God, my fucking wrist is in so much pain, dude.
Yo, Lacey, I made some logo for the corboys.
I did fuck with this one.
I actually like this fourth one right here.
This one's not bad.
The C star is tough.
This?
Eh.
I made this logo.
I think it's the best one.
I like I like I like four and I like two but four is my favorite yo that drink
has me feeling really weird
you
you
you
you
you
I'm literally a nurse you are fine. Just drink some water. Okay. I don't know why I'm feeling so weird
Maybe I need food cuz I literally just probably just took a sip it out on dead-ass a empty stomach. Maybe I need some food
These are ranch flavored pickles on my soul.
you like pickles try ranch flavored pickles go ahead say you say you are you pregnant y'all
you guys say you I said you too until I fucking tried these
I said you too until I tried ranch flavored pickles
It's like
Guys pickles are not bad for you
For some reason
I'll tell you all the backstory
So two days ago
Darla told me she was craving ranch and pickles
So I was like, okay, it's a little weird.
So then I went to the farmer's market
and I stopped and I asked for ranch and pickles
and they had ranch flavored pickles.
So I got like three things of these
and then she ate some of the ranch flavored pickles.
Again, like an hour later, she was like,
she was like, oh, I want, I want,
I think she wanted peanut butter.
I don't know, some weird shit.
But I'm telling you, ranch watt, congratulations.
Congrats, bro.
Little Lacey, congrats.
Yo, what are you?
Bro, that's normal.
I crave shit all the time.
I crave like chocolate and desserts
shit all the time. They are gonna need gate codes. Let me call these guys. I gotta call,
I gotta make a call chat. Hold on. Chat is giving me a second. I gotta make an important
call. Okay. Oh man, I got many things I got to do. A lot of shit. I got to take care of
going to make a call. Hey, how you doing? I'm calling us Lil Le, King of LA here, Lacey.
I'm wondering why the toe is going to be here. Okay, so how long do you think? 30,
40 minutes? Okay. And there are going to be some gate codes that I need to send you.
So do you want me to text them to you, or?
Okay.
All right, let's see how.
backdrop. I made a logo for the corboys. Let me see.
We have a GDX money from it's been a while.
All right Chad.
Do I do I hop on pack draw?
It just looks like, it looks like care.
It looks too much like care is the issue.
Nah, I thought it looked better than it does,
I'm being honest.
Could be cool for a charity.
Did you drop the soap in jail, gay boy?
Like, who the fuck are you talking to?
Mom's got, Mom's got a machine 18 plus.
Mom's got a machine 18 plus.
It's happening finally.
What happened to your arm I got into a fight I got into a fight
Shit hit the fan, okay
All right, hold on sign up using code
Lulay see
I did get into a fight I got into a real fight
But, do you think my hand's bad?
You see the fucking other guy, dude?
I beat his ass.
He's in the hospital still.
Enter three battles.
Dude, I did not get into a food fight. Hold on. Can y'all pin this mods? Mods, pin this.
Ah, fuck me in my ass.
I think that should work.
There we go.
Also, for, okay, y'all are not mods, bro.
For the people who play Pactraw using my code,
who play Pactraw, using my code, we do officially have a leaderboard, a $20,000 every month leaderboard
for the people who do play Pactraw using my code. You don't have to, but for the people
who do do it. I'm gonna remind you already said this. Yes, but there's people who might not have been
here last week. But like this person can win can get 7500. This person get 4.5Ks, first get a 2.5K.
And then these people all too. Did I get kicked off? Now people probably just put in.
but top 25 share the price pool but that's just for people who use my code and support you know
who already play and use code lacy when doing it but you don't have to deposit anything if you sign
up with the link that's pinned you can still get tipped during stream you can enter into the
free battles that I host and you get a deposit bonus I wasn't talking to you Siri you dumb
I wasn't talking to you, okay?
All right, are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready?
Promote code, let me see if they're awake.
Let me see if they're awake.
How my wrist, my wrist, my wrist?
I'm such a little pussy.
I'm such a little bitch.
Okay.
All right.
Go hoop with Jason and Silky.
I would fucking love to, man,
but I cannot hoop, unfortunately.
But I would literally love to.
I would do anything to.
All right, chat.
So here's what we gotta ask.
Do y'all want me to start off with a smaller battle?
Or do y'all want me to start off with a huge ginormous 80% borrow with crazy packs?
What do y'all think?
A huge one to start.
Okay.
I'm going to do 2v2.
2v2.
Jackpot or no jackpot?
Let me know right now.
No, yes, no.
My guts telling me, yes, borrow 80% and when I tell y'all I'm going for something crazy,
I'm not sitting here doing like little, like little big shit,
bro, I'm going for something nutty.
You all understand that?
I'm going for something fucking crazy right now.
I'm looking for a watch.
I'm looking for a car.
I'm looking for something that's gonna
tickle my fucking buttons, okay?
That's what I'm looking for.
All right, let's throw in some parking lots.
Not a bad shot, eh?
Little parking lot there, 1% billionaire there,
Nebula there, and Nebula's mid.
Prism, parking lot, 1% billionaire parking lot,
1% billionaire, back to these ones.
We'll go another AP, we'll do another ICE,
little 1% cars.
Here we go, here we go.
Okay, now we get into the big boys.
Hey yo, Lacey, what tickles your butt?
Should I have a real question?
Would y'all tickle my butt?
Would y'all tickle my butt
if you got paid $500,000 to do it?
Yacht party?
I'll do 6K to start.
I feel like that's calm, right?
I feel like 6K to start is calm.
Okay.
All right, fast battle or no, I would do it for free.
All right.
Fast battle or no.
It's 56 packs though.
I've seen a lot of no's.
Fuck it, we'll do no.
We'll do now.
We'll do now.
All right, it's jackpot, Mo Chat.
Everybody spam gold, gold, gold, please.
Let me turn this down, turn this up.
Going off the rim, maybe?
Okay, never mind.
Okay.
Give me a gold.
Stay there, stay there, stay there.
You little bitch.
I need a song.
I need a song.
Chad, give me a song.
It's not saying their eyes, you know it.
Give me a song request.
Okay, I'll take that a nice little pendant,
not bad at all.
Music, yeah, but I don't know what song.
I need you guys to give me a good song.
Play Janice, okay.
I'm millionaires, been sold since you were young.
When I finally took a break at night,
I feel like I'm on ecstasy,
and stuck in my way.
Please, Drake!
I didn't mean to death, I mean it,
trying to tell the world's been darling.
This is really bad.
This is really bad.
This is really bad.
No.
Baby, baby, don't mind shit, they wouldn't hurt you
Please, baby, swim on the lake
What is that?
Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I gotta go
Oh my god, I gotta go
Please give me a good gold, please give me a good gold, please give me a good gold
What is that? A chrome hoodie?
Okay, a 5k chrome hoodie, that's actually not that, chat
That's actually not bad.
It's actually not bad.
It's actually not bad.
Okay, okay, okay.
When you turn Drake off, you got a gold.
Yo, why do y'all dick-ride Drake so much?
I've never seen more people dick-ride Drake
in a hating way than this chat.
Give me a gold, yes!
Yes!
Oh my God, please, please, please give me a watch.
Give me a watch, give me a watch.
What is that?
What is that?
Okay, not bad.
Oh, my wrist is in a lot of pain right now.
Oh, it hurts really, really bad.
Another gold, another gold, another gold.
That's not a bad jackpot so far.
Yeah, it's deadass, not a bad jackpot.
Drake, take me to a gold.
I know I'm gonna take me to a goal. I know it
Wait
The funny thing is that they ain't goin' away.
You know what you're doing?
I'm going to show you what I mean.
I'm going to show you what I mean.
Hey, John, you know that I'm going to fall.
You know what you're doing?
I'm going to fall.
I'm going to fall.
I'm going to tell you what I mean.
Please!
I thought they had it, but you sleep every night.
I'm still spoilt, and I don't need sheets, baby.
Spamgold's motherfuckers spam him!
You know what you're doing?
I'm going to shit them and they need sheets.
I NEED YALL TO GIVE IT GOOD ENERGY!
PLEASE!
AY!
CARS! CARS! FUCK!
Move your cam!
How many houses do you build?
How many souls do you build?
Oh my God, I don't even think I win here.
Even if I, even though this is winning,
I don't think I, like, it's not even gonna be a win
because the, like, I've gotten, like, the jackpot's so shit.
Unless I can pull a fucking car out of my ass.
Do they nerve, Chad, do they nerve parking lot?
I feel like they definitely nerve parking lot, right?
Oh my God, messy jersey, messy jersey.
Oh, fuck.
Just bad luck.
Okay, so can you guys maybe give me good luck?
Like, can you guys maybe like, I don't know,
maybe put like, I wish good luck on you, Lacey or something?
Oh my God, gold, gold, gold, gold on a Rolex,
gold on a Rolex, gold on a Rolex,
gold on a Rolex, gold on a Rolex,
gold on a Rolex, gold on a Rolex,
give me a Rolex!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Yes!
Yes, another back to back, back to back!
What is it, what is it?
Oh my God, a Louis bag?
Nice!
Yes!
Oh my God, okay.
I have a 50% chance of winning right now.
I have a 50% chance of winning.
50% chance of winning, yes!
Fuck you, give me another gold!
Give me another goldkiss, why not?
Yo!
Ah, fuck it!
Please! One more gold!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
if this hits I'm so fucking paid if this hits crazy oh my god what is that that's
gotta be crazy that's gotta be crazy okay 10k not bad not bad not bad not bad come
on I have a 40% chance of winning 40% stay on the stay on the back stay on the
like 40% please red spam red spam red spam red
why did I do jackpot
Yo, Asia, thank you so much for the 1,400 viewer rate, but I appreciate you a lot, thank
you.
Ah, this, that hurts, dude.
But I feel like that means it's due.
Fuck jackpot. Do I do upside down or no? Upside down or no?
Wait which one's hit? Which one's hit? I forget which one's hit.
I'm pretty sure, okay, Rolex hit, it's not gonna hit again.
We'll do AP and dream, and then we'll do...
All right, chat, I have a promo code for all the people.
It only works if you signed up using code LACI,
this is the promo code, right there, okay?
You have to have signed up using code Lacey for it to work for you.
Chat, make a call. Do I do upside down or no?
What do y'all think?
I'm speed running this one too. I don't care.
I'm listening to what the chat says this time. Upside down or no?
Let me know right now. Let me know right now.
I don't know what to do if it's mixed.
This is literally half my balance right here.
I literally don't tell you anything else.
Just yes or no.
Yes or no.
Yes or no.
down or no? Silky calling? No, he's not. Oh my god. No. Okay. I'm seeing more nos than
yes. Run it. It smells so bad. Geez, God. Chat. Everybody just like please in the chat.
I need Drew to take me to the, to the road.
Oh my God, it's fast, it's going fast, it's going fast,
it's going fast, it's going fast, it's going fast.
Broke strips, take me Drake.
Just spam gold, spam gold.
Drobo not working, you have to sign up using code Lacey.
No shots!
Oh, Gigi! Gigi!
Okay!
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Where's my gold?
Where's my gold?
They just got a car.
They just got a car.
They just got a car.
I should have done upside down.
No, it doesn't matter.
I should have.
I should have fucking done upside down.
I should have done upside down.
Bro, it's fine.
You're not even halfway.
I know, but I haven't got a single gold yet.
Oh my god.
Chill.
Just wait, just wait, just wait.
They're not even gonna happen.
Not gonna happen.
Yes!
Yes!
Please make me a billionaire!
Please make me a billionaire!
Golf cart!
Oh my God!
A new golf cart!
Oh my God!
A new fucking golf cart!
I need the same price!
Wherever you are to get it!
I'm still losing, Jerome.
You've got to get it!
No, I'm still losing, Jerome.
Still getting shit on.
I need another gold on the left side.
I need another gold on the left side.
Give me a coffee cup!
Are we fucking kidding?
Give me a gold on the left side!
Yes, yes, yes, flashbang. Oh my god, give me a good gene. That's a bracelet. I feel like it's only like five bands, right?
15! 15! Yes!
Another watch? Another watch?
Yes! Yes!
I think I'm winning. I'm losing. I need another go to the left side. I need another time. No or not. I need another go to the left side.
I'm losing by like 8K. Please one more gold. Please one more go to the left side. It's over. It's over, bro.
Oh, this was such a big win, too.
It's would have been a crazy win.
It's would have been a crazy fucking win.
I'm going to go to the movie.
No, you're good.
I'll see you later.
What's that?
Run it back.
It's so do.
It's genuinely so do.
Like generally it's so do.
It's so do right
Wait, which one hit golds which one it goes it was 1% cars hit a gold 1% billionaire hit gold
What else hit a gold nitro rush I think it a gold
I'm pretty sure Yacht Party hit a gold chat. Am I about to get fucked here, bro?
I hope like who just says I hope
What do y'all think chat chat be honest? What do y'all think I do here? What do y'all
think I do here?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Surely, I have good enough luck to run this up.
You know I'm not the star
You know I'm not the star
And y'all are spamming tip. Y'all want me to tip two dollars?
Y'all need a tip, two dollars?
That's not even enough for a fucking McDonald's number.
Sure's not here.
Swiss Adjacents ingest.
So that I was eight so I can make a video eight hours in the courthouse
Bro come on. What are you doing?
Why don't let you just hop on my ingest no, bro. Yes, this is yes. Yes, I'm sorry. I'm John
I did ask
Why don't you just hop on my suit, man?
Why don't let you just hop on my ingest
Like she's better pull up, bro
I hear him, his fat stomps.
Wait, how long until I hear, eight hours?
Then I'll leave at eight hours.
I promise I'll leave at eight hours, no true.
I'll leave at eight hours, I promise.
Like, I'm not even sure.
Oh, two hours?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
So wait a minute, let's just hop on my ingest
and it's fucking like,
you just hop on my ingest and it's like.
You can't have this?
No.
That's like that's very monumental
I should have touched it. I'm ruining you. Wait, but did they piss on?
Oh
You know I'm looking a lot but I shouldn't have touched it bro. Yeah touching it touching it now
I'm never I made you actually devalue my fucking
D-valued bro, but I'm not gonna lie. You want to go on this Apple watch?
I should already have it
I
Don't say
No, that's hard. You taking my car?
Oh, I don't know.
Hold on, I'm gonna go!
I asked you what car?
Yeah.
Too late now.
It's kind of clean.
No, they're learning about to take it off.
No, I already did that.
No, nice outlook you got a dip.
No, no, no, no.
No, what?
No, they're going to say,
What?
We're looking for the lead.
We're going to make that look good.
I don't know what it's like.
It's my, what, I need my phone.
Do you have your phone?
Yeah, but I don't have your phone.
Not your phone.
Bro, just give me your phone.
Is it on?
Offline.
How do I survive the HSU?
Uh, oh wait, you have it?
Oh wait, you might have it.
Wait, let me end it on mine.
You can't just leave it there.
How can you not just leave it there?
You can't just take it off the truck itself?
No, I want to see it.
You saw it.
What if it's a roll bar?
Imagine? Total?
I'm sorry.
You think Jason can hit it again?
So on camera it looks white.
Yeah, we had to be looking at the gate.
Hey, it just looks white.
How the camera looks white, you know?
It's rough.
Rough?
Nothing, it's just a couple.
Earpore?
No, not at all.
What?
I had a free lap.
Hey, I'm about to party all out.
I
Join the car
It's not working
You sure?
No, he's not kidding man, I can't do it.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure what that is.
They scratched it?
What do you mean they scratched it?
I don't think she has a lip.
That's just even how to lip.
Yes, it's a baby
Why do you think they scratch it? Oh, it's a wrap
You keep the F2
I'm on the line to the screen. There's no way not to get this way. Why do they make these things like this?
I want to see it in the light.
Good to see you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
All right.
I could dip.
All right, sorry.
All right, bye, chat.
Wait, should I just take the chat to the movie with us?
I'm going to just take the chat with us.
Let's go chat.
We're going to the movies.
Who's excited to see the movie?
bro reach out streamer I know Elstrimer read the chat bro
Oh, read chat.
You just opened the door for me.
And it's on camera.
Oh my god, you don't know how hard it was.
I was about to rip your right there.
Oh, god, I was.
You turned the torch on.
You're blinding me.
Bro, my fault.
The chat spam and outlighting.
Is everyone in the car?
What was it?
Jack.
My door.
I'm going to stream it.
You flip it to us?
To the obsession?
Yeah, you flip it to front.
Right here.
Watch it.
We just ruined Lacey's chat, by the way.
They're just gonna spam switch and blaze and gilly cam the whole time
BAAAARGH
I don't want this anymore
I love you my chat
My community is just a bunch of truth they exist
What?
They're just a bunch of truth nukers
I can clearly hear you say truth nukers
Oh you do you do you like you do you like
Oh you missed it
Oh I'm bending into what I've been that shit
That's it, that's it
Close this shit game
What's wrong with you?
I'm not sure if he killed one.
Hello, can y'all hear me?
Go back to Drew's Cam.
You need me, baby.
I've never felt this before, bro.
Oh my God.
Because we're not going back to Drew's Cam, dude.
Sorry about the last logo.
What do you think of this one?
keep grinding bro.
Is he gonna scam on the golf cart?
Bro, I did not get scammed on the golf cart, bro.
I'm telling y'all, I did not get scammed.
You did know I didn't
Yes, you did I don't think I did I really don't think I did I don't think I did I truly don't
And if I got scammed on a golf cart then
Then we both got scammed I'm gonna be honest
Ron literally called the dealership and the dealership said that at the time the golf
carts were going for 30k each.
Why would the dealership lie, there's no reason, there's no reason to lie.
I'm telling y'all.
and not fucking do that.
They lie to you.
Why would they lie?
That makes no sense.
They have no,
dealership has no reason to lie for someone else.
It was 30K at the time.
And I'm gonna be honest,
I definitely just fucking overpaid.
But this is also true.
Cause then I did,
I remember that day I did call
and they said I could bring it back
and get my money back if I wanted to.
That day.
I'm bleeding.
I am bleeding.
The dealership might have a nest, I'm not gonna lie.
The dealership might have a nest.
Ha ha ha, skip skip.
The golf cart brought a ton of good segments, exactly.
The golf cart brought so many good segments.
Did I probably overpay for it at the time?
Yes.
But at the end of the day, I brought a ton of good segments.
And...
I'm not smoking, bro, I can't, I can't, I, I, like, even that little sippy me feel weird
because the medicine I'm on, I could, I, I cannot smoke while taking coding for my wrist
pain.
Well, honestly, I kind of, I kind of want to see if I can get the golf cart fixed.
Yeah, we're doing solid pepper tomorrow with silky.
So I'll smoke tomorrow.
But I don't want to smoke today for no reason. I literally would just go smoke weed and then I end stream and then I'd be high off stream
Tomorrow we'll do salt and pepper and we're gonna make edibles
Just get a new golf cart
But I'm a hop-off y'all I'm tired it's fucking
10 p.m. My wrist is in a shit ton of pain. I want to go ice it, lay down. But
W streaming the chat, almost a 10 hour today. I'm gonna be live tomorrow. I'll
be live tomorrow. Probably around the exact same time as I was today, like in
between 12 and 1. And then I am going, I'm gonna tell y'all the upcoming
schedule. Okay. So if y'all want the upcoming schedule, this is the upcoming
schedule. Tomorrow we have hot box and salt and pepper with silky. So we're
going to be doing a hot box and then also cooking on stream. And then the day
after that on Wednesday, we're doing Tony Jefferson NFL safety is pulling up
to the house. And we're going to be doing some stuff down Michelle in the
We're gonna chop it up and then I'm trying to put together a guest NFL player with him live on stream
But I'm having trouble finding another NFL player to do it. So that's like 50-50, but he is pulling up on Wednesday
No matter what
Then on Thursday
What am I doing on Thursday fuck I'm doing something on Thursday
Fuck what was I doing on Thursday? What am I doing on Thursday?
Vegas, Thursday, no, Thursday is not Vegas, is it?
Um, fuck.
Everybody, should I call Russell?
I have something for Thursday.
I forget what it is.
I'm not doing a fucking Chloe Parker shit bro, what are you saying?
Hold on, I'm calling Russell.
Yo, what am I doing Thursday?
I forget.
Coco just pissed.
Oh my god bro, like she just pisses and shits everywhere.
shit down in Silke's room, shit in Marlin's room and just piss just now in the Harbour.
Oh that's on Thursday? Okay, alright, thank you. Alright, so chat. Tomorrow we have salt
and pepper and hot box with Silke. Wednesday we have Tony Jefferson pulling up to the
house. Thursday we have healthy gamer therapy with I think his name is Dr. K
right? We have I'm doing the therapy session that Jason did with him and then
after the therapy session with him I'm doing couples therapy for viewers. So if
you're a viewer and you and your girlfriend are having problems feel
free to join the discord and I will become a therapist and I will give
you guys couples therapy. Okay. And then Friday is me and Darla's one year anniversary. So I'm not
going to be streaming Friday. We're gonna, I'm gonna take a day off. We're gonna go, I think,
to maybe Malibu, then get dinners that go to the beach and stuff. And then
I'm just not going to stream that day just because it's our, you know, one year anniversary.
And then Saturday, we're taking a private jet.
I think it's me, Ron, Adapt, and Silky, everyone.
We're all taking a private jet from LA to Vegas,
going to Brand Risk, and then gambling that night in Vegas.
And then Sunday, we have the Enhanced Olympics,
which is basically the Olympics with people on steroids.
Not sure what that is,
But we're going to find out.
It seems pretty cool.
Pinned?
Does it smell like a fire to you?
Oh, no.
Attack!
Attack!
Do you smell that?
Did you smell how it's smoking it smells?
It's spreading towards us?
I swear I was just outside and I didn't smell it like ten minutes ago.
I'm checking the app the wind changed that's not good
oh no
well prayers in a Chapman prayers for prayers for the cool prayer for the core
boys bro. And also, oh I just got an alert. Oh. I don't know what this means.
Okay, I don't know what that means, I don't think that's anything else, but yeah, prayers
for us, prayers for everybody that's close to the fires and effective out of fires, hopefully
They hopefully they turn off
Hopefully they like they stop spreading. You know, I mean
But W3 in the chat. I love y'all. I
Will see you guys tomorrow for the stream of silky and yeah, bro
I'm gonna catch you guys
Clippers discord
We can't have months for Clippers!
I love y'all man!
Peace!
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both all of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she wanted to change she disguised it as a post I forgot to mention she
you