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The man's right here, I see mine My nigga don't know how to pack a bag
So he said that's how he catches up to you on a kiss
What kind of clip, it's still dope What kind of switch, that ain't too dope
Y'all hanging out with friends though They hanging out with no one though
What's up with Gag, we bet What's up with Razz, that's how he's got it
She said she miss me out, Caps But it ain't better than that
Yo, you know what kind of makes me a little upset, bro?
And I was thinking about this shit last night.
Listen to this right here.
I saw a TikTok.
I saw a TikTok of somebody hating on this bar right here.
I saw someone saying, when Drake said, mid, mid, mid, skip, skip, it was a Dr. Seuss rap.
What are these lyrics?
But on my soul, when Kendrick said, boom, bop, beam, bop, boom, bop, bam, y'all treated
I feel like he was saying some shit from the gospel.
Like what?
I just can't, bro, I can't.
Both are ass, okay, fair enough.
If you think both are ass, that's fair, that's fair.
But if you're sitting here saying when Drake said
mid, mid, mid, skip, skip is ass,
but think boom, bop, boom, bop, boom, bop, boom, bop, bam,
is good, like you're just dick riding it that way, bro.
You might as well just pull your pants down,
lube up the ass and hop on my shit.
Of course, talking about Drake already.
Yo, I'm sorry, bro, I'm sorry,
but people are just pissing me off
talking about this Drake album.
It's generally pissing me off.
It truly is.
Because here's the thing is if
If people listened to Iceman without having the opinion and without having other people
say this album shit, this album is ass, their opinion would be completely different.
They're just listening to the music with the intent to hate.
And I hate that, bro, because Drake, he's one of a kind, dude.
That's the Iceman, bro.
It's literally the fucking Iceman, dude.
Shut up about Drake.
Okay.
Fuck you
Is everybody having a good day today, hold on let me put a little chatters
Let me put a little chatters everybody having a good day today. Everybody drop a smile in the chat. Show me you're happy
Hope everybody is having a jolly dandy day today is Tuesday today is a Tuesday
You stream same stream every day talk about Drake eat then gamble
Not true not true not true
It's Tuesday it is Tuesday and today. I actually was supposed to get my cyber truck
But I got called up from the people doing it and they said that
They're missing one of the pieces from the kid. So it's not gonna be ready until early next week
So I am carless until next week unfortunately
unfortunately but it's okay it's all good guys it happens you know what it is
you know the vibes today stream I'm super excited for I'm gonna tell you all
this straight up though right now I'm gonna be on desktop a little bit like
more today because when I tell y'all last night my wrist was in the most robbing
pain possible because I was just I around moving around and using it all day so
I'm gonna be on desktop a little bit more today but then when silky goes live
later tonight. We have salt and pepper with silky. So me and Silky are gonna be
cooking food and we're gonna be doing a first-ever core hot box. That's right
we're gonna be doing a core hot box and doing salt and pepper tonight. So Silky
should be here. He said six o'clock. We'll see if he's here at six o'clock.
Okay we'll see. We'll see. But in the meantime a little bit of desktop, a little
Little bit of this, little bit of that.
And yeah, maybe I'll play like a little game.
What game do y'all think I can play?
What game do y'all think I can play?
Yugi Leak?
Yugi got leaks?
What happened with Yugi?
But before that, before we get into the IRL and shit,
this is the thread.
Anything y'all want me to react to?
Link it in the thread.
It's pinned in the Twitter comment.
It is right here, okay?
Right here.
Anything y'all need me to react to?
Anything y'all need me to react to?
I'll put it in that thing right there.
Is Yana coming?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yana's not coming over today.
So, me and Yana,
the only day that I have available this week
is Thursday or no?
Yeah, the only day I have available this week is Thursday,
but Yana's busy on Thursday.
So me and Yana are streaming on the 28th.
I think she's pulling up here.
Yana's gonna be here on the 28th.
Wow.
Acting like you're busy, I am.
Tomorrow I have a collab, Friday is my anniversary,
and then I leave for Vegas.
It's the only day that I'm even possibly available
is on Thursday.
But now, Thursday, I have therapy with Dr. K.
I'm a little nervous for the therapy with Dr. K.
Because apparently Jason cried when he did it.
Is that true?
You're 100% gonna cry.
I'm not gonna cry during therapy.
There's nothing, there's nothing that's like going, there's nothing that's gonna like,
that I can even think of that could, that would make me cry.
What would make me cry?
already cry over bullshit. Bro I'm not like some emotional little pussy die bro. I'm not a guy that
sits here and cries. I'm a man. I handle my emotions like a man dude. Food the gym. All right.
So you think I'm going to get therapy from a therapist about the gym?
They're like that doesn't even make sense. What therapy am I going to get for the gym?
What's this?
You don't really know who I am.
If you see this on stream, it's actually by saying,
sub or something like that or something you know oh yeah but yeah so I'm the guy
that was like over there you were gonna read but my PC was locked so I couldn't do nothing
um and I had to charge my laptop because I was talking all night I was gonna switch it to my laptop so I can't just do content but it was only right there so yeah
But, yeah, cool story bro, wop wop, God dude, like, God man, sunshine, sunion ring.
Also I woke up this morning and this is outside of our backyard.
I don't, this is a lot worse than it was yesterday.
It looks like the wind is now pushing it towards us.
The smoke is a lot darker.
And I'm genuinely concerned
because here's the thing,
and I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but.
Apparently, this is a different fire than yesterday.
So you're telling me, yesterday morning, a fire started, then nothing happened overnight.
And again, this morning, a new fire started.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's pretty scary.
And then, I'm just confused.
So you just gonna let the cat bird.
What?
Brother, that's a fucking rock.
That is a rock.
What do you mean you're gonna let the cat burn?
Behind the rock there's a cat.
Where?
I might tweak it.
I need your opinion on this.
Oh, yeah, Sina called me about this.
I didn't look at it yet, though.
I was waiting until Sina to look at it.
Complex ranks their 25 best streamers right now.
Number one, I show speed.
Number two, Kaisenat.
Number three, Stable Ronaldo.
Number four, Sina.
Number five, Plackboy Max.
Number six phantom number seven extra at where's J.C.
Okay, eight Ray Asian boy nine Aiden Ross 10 Rook I 11 neon
12 Jason the ween 13 case L 14 year age 15 adapt 16 agent
17
DJ Academics, 18 Pokimane, 19 XQC, 20 DDG, 21 Yana J, 22 Hassan, 23 Tailil, 24 Jinxing,
25 Valkyrie.
Now, me personally, it's the big 2020-26,
I personally could not care less
about a complex 25 best streamers miss, okay?
I could not.
But I'll tell you one thing
that makes me genuinely mad about this list.
How the fuck is JXC Act 24?
That doesn't even make sense.
That doesn't even make sense.
I don't know, but here's my question about this list that I have, okay?
Here's my question.
Are they ranking based off of streaming or popularity?
Do y'all get what I'm saying?
Do y'all get what I'm saying?
Or no, am I not making sense?
Popularity for sure, but this doesn't even really make sense if it's based off popularity.
Because here's my personal take, okay, is there is streaming popularity and then there's like
media popularity, if that makes sense.
Like try to give an example.
Hold on, let me think.
Okay.
Here's an example.
QC has been streaming on Twitch for 10 plus years has built one of the biggest and strongest
communities on Twitch.
He could literally sit and paint a picture and have 20 to 30,000 people watching him
every day.
One of the biggest streamers when it comes to viewership and core community.
Not due to IRL and clips and events and how niche streaming is in general, if XQC walked
down the same street as Marlin, Marlin's having people come up to him more.
Y'all see what I'm saying?
Y'all see what I'm saying?
That's my question about this list is, is this based off of media popularity or is
it based off of streaming popular? I'm not dick-sucking Marlin. That's not D1. That's not D1. That's
not D1. It's just, you gotta think, I'm thinking niche verse media, if y'all understand. It's
probably a little bit of both because if you're going based off of just like media popularity
impact and you're not going based off of streaming viewership this list is completely different
because you have people like Marlin you have people like Raki you have people like Neon you
You have people like Yana who are seen, even me, who are seen more in clips and more like
main, main media clips, this, that, rather than the niche streaming side of things.
You know what I'm saying?
Like obviously the people who have built stronger communities and been streaming for
or a long time have more viewers.
But you, you guys might not understand,
but 90% of people who see me or recognize me
know me from a clip or know me from clips.
They don't actually sit and watch my streams.
And that's like that for a lot of streamers
because of clipping and paying clippers
and Twitter and mainly TikTok to be honest.
It's mainly TikTok.
Like, that's why my list for this
would be completely different.
But I just don't understand how they don't like,
Jinxie's top two.
Jinxie's top two.
Should I make Lacy's 25 streamers list?
Or am I gonna get a thread maid?
If you wanna get hate.
Bro, how am I gonna get hate for that?
Yo, EB2 sir, thank you for the five gifting.
Alright, wait.
Top 25 streamers.
Like bro, I don't think y'all are understanding my point.
Y'all group...
Oh wait, chat, I'll have to stop, stop, stop.
Marcia, y'all genuinely aren't understanding my full point, right?
So a perfect example is the difference between streaming and how niche gaming
and streaming is and overall media popularity, right?
Like TikTok clips, Twitter clips, uh, going to events, being here,
being there is different than streaming and being in that niche streaming thing.
Like, a perfect example is someone like XQC who has built a super strong community over
10 years, arguably one of the strongest and biggest communities on Twitch.
But me, because of clips in IRL, in TikTok, if you put XQC on one side of Times Square
and me on the other side of Times Square, I'm going to have hundreds of girls running
up to me, asking for a picture, oh Lacey take your shirt off, we want to see you, like
all these he goes abs, I'm gonna have, so I'm gonna have a crowd of people around me,
you know, but XQC might not have that because he's not in the same clipping, he's not in
IRL atmosphere is completely different. You know what I mean?
W clip.
That stuff is not happening, buddy. What do you mean? All right. Do y'all, am I, okay,
Am I making my top 25 streamers list based off of streaming popularity or like pure popularity?
Everything? But it's two completely different things.
It truly is two completely different things, bro
All right
Or should I make two lists should I make two lists top 25 streamers in streaming
And then
Fuck, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, and then a second list, top 25 streamers in what?
In what?
this. How do I word this? Media. Okay. All right. Top 25 streamers in streaming. Number
Number one, I show speed.
I show speed.
Number one, on both lists.
Speed is number one on both lists.
Number two, top 25 in streaming.
Kai has not streamed in eight months.
I'm going to have Jinxie as number two in streaming,
but I'm going to have Kai as number two in media.
Are you following?
Are you following?
Top 25 streamers for streaming, number three.
I'm going to have stable Ronaldo as number three, okay?
Top 25 streamers in terms of media.
I'm going to have more of them.
I'm going to have more.
Like I said, these are two completely different things.
That's not D1.
That's not D1.
We're talking about someone, we're talking about someone who's getting a million likes
on average per post on Instagram.
Someone who's getting posted on Instagram's main page.
Someone who's generating tens of millions of, hundreds of millions of views on TikTok.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not glaze.
Like I said, these are two different things.
Then you go to number four in streaming.
I'm going to say K-Cell.
K-Cell is number four in streaming.
Number four in streamers.
I'm going to say Aiden.
I'm going to say Aiden.
Actually, I'm going to swap Aiden and Marlin.
I'm going to say Aiden's three and Marlin's four.
In media, in media.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, now I'm going to be honest, this is where it starts
to get a little tricky, OK?
This is where it generally starts to get a little tricky.
Number five in streaming.
Number five streamer.
I'm going to say XQC.
XQC, number five in streaming, been doing this streaming
shit for 10 years, has one of the strongest communities
on Twitch, one of the strongest communities on Twitch.
Number five in media.
I'm gonna say,
there's three people on my head,
three people that are in my head right now
that I could say could be number five.
But I think in terms of media,
because of IRL, because of clips,
because of like how it is, I'm gonna say neon.
Number five
Number six in terms of streaming
I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say Jason
I'm gonna say Jason
I'm going to say Jason.
Number six in terms of media, I'm being honest on the list.
I'm putting myself.
I'm putting myself.
I'm putting myself number six in terms of media.
You guys can say son.
You could say, uh, whatever you want.
I see my clipping.
I see the amount of views that I pull in in clips every month.
And this is in terms of IRL, media,
publicity. I'm putting myself six. Number seven. I'm gonna say streamers number
seven. It's your for you page. Well, no, I just I just I just know the clipping and
the the clipping server and people that play for clips. It was I pretty sure it
was number one was clav? Oh, wait a minute.
So I want to understand, there's a difference between the culture of clipping.
People who pay for clips are automatically going to be seen in the media more, right?
Like that's just, that's literally just a given.
If you pay Clippers, your clips are going to get circularized more.
More people are going to see your clips, and that puts you in the media more.
It's that simple.
It's that simple.
But I'm pretty sure in terms of clipping, it was, Clav was one.
I think Neon was two, Aden was three, and then I was four from the clipping, the
The shipping discord of paying clippers.
Number seven in terms of streamers.
I'm going to say.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say Burr Peanut.
Burr Peanut 7.
and media-wise for streamers of everything,
I'm gonna say, PBM.
Number eight for streaming, I'm gonna say...
Fuck.
This is where it gets hard, bro.
Because like, Joe Bart's been going crazy.
I'm actually going to move this down.
Eight who's eight for streamer chess is hard bro. This is hard
On a pixel
Lolito
I'm going to say, I'm going to
I'm going to say, well, that's not fair because I don't watch gaming stuff, so I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Avoid going downtown this week.
Stay safe.
What?
Okay.
Um, number nine, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say
Joe Bart for number nine in terms of streaming. Number nine in terms of media. I'm gonna say,
I'm going to say wrong, number 10, I'm going to say number 10 in terms of streaming.
PBM number 10 in terms of media I'm gonna say Yana
I'm going to say Ray and Yana 11, but we're kind too.
No.
Oh, fuck.
Rekai,
Rey,
Ray, we'll say Rekai, Ray, Yonah.
Bro, y'all they're just spewing names out, bro.
Y'all they're just spewing names out, bro.
God, this streaming list is hard.
Okay.
Who do y'all think is 11 on the streaming list?
Oblivion, agent, Asmongold, Muda, Ginge, Flight, okay I'm gonna say 11, I'm gonna say
11. I'm doing top 10. I'm doing top 12. Top 12. It equals out of 25. It equals out of 25.
It equalized to 25, it equalized to 25, bro.
It equalized to 25, bro.
Bro, I give up, I don't know, I don't know, it's too hard.
It's too hard.
No one does it, yes it does.
12 and 12 equals 25, dumbasses.
PBM, I'ma say,
I'ma say,
too many chatters?
Yeah, bro, I can't think straight, bro.
The chat's just spamming different names.
Kai, but Kai hasn't streamed in eight months, bro.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I need two more, two more.
Thank you very much.
much that this list is streaming. This list is streaming. Let's say the people that are
in my head is agent, Senna. Oh my god, there's rage, rage, rage, agent, Senna.
W mail up. Fuck it. W cop out. W cop out. W cop out. W cop out. W cop out. W cop out.
Well, there's too many, there's too many in my head that I think deserve to be in the
the top 10 that could not be the top 10 if that makes sense maxi's radio maxi sis maxi sis thank
Thank you so much for the raid.
Thank you for so much for the raid, bro.
Friends list.
Bro, oh, God, this is not even a friends list.
This deadass is not even a friend's list.
You gonna get hate from certain comms
for not including their streamer?
Yo bro, not every streamer can be
in a top 10 streamer list.
There's more than 10 streamers.
Unlucky dude, unlucky, unlucky.
Fuck.
almost as bad as the complex list.
CHAP! CHAP!
Alright, bro, you all want me to make a complex list bet?
Yeah.
Uh.
What's this?
This is not almost as bad as the complex list. This is a valid ass list.
I don't care what you say. This list is fucking valid. This list is valid.
What is wrong on this list?
I've talked to friends list, you know, out of this list, I've talked to speed twice.
I've talked to case.
Oh, never.
I hate XQC.
I talked to Bert peanut once.
I've never had a conversation with own a pixel and I've talked to Joe Bart maybe
three times.
Like that doesn't even make sense.
That doesn't even make sense.
Friends and family list, that's just cat.
That's literally just cat.
You're just coping, bro.
You're just coping.
You're just coping.
If I was being a bias, if I was being bias on this list,
my eye would be on the list.
I would be on the list if I was being biased.
Like I said, there's a difference between streaming and general media.
There is a big difference.
There are streamers who stick to streaming and have their lane in streaming and they
stay in that lane and they lead that lane and they have the biggest communities on Twitch
And then there's streamers who are branched out
and trying to be more in mainstream media,
in IRLing, going to events, being in shows, doing this,
doing that, paying for clips.
That's a huge part of it, is paying for clips,
ginormous part.
When you can pay clippers and then your clips are
circulating and more people are seeing your face
And your name?
Da...
You're yapping?
I'm not yapping.
If you're not understanding what I'm saying, you're just dense.
If you're not understanding what I'm saying right now,
you're dense.
You're dense.
That's literally just facts.
It's literally facts.
And I'm sorry if your streamer is not on the top 10 lists
in media or top 10 lists in streaming,
but this is my completely unbiased top 10 in my opinion.
And the streaming is based off of three things.
Communities inside streaming,
content that you put out is probably the biggest thing,
right?
and then also just general size,
general size, and then the media one
is just having a face to match your name,
how much you're seen in the media
and most importantly in my opinion, clips.
Because a lot of people see streamers,
99% of people see streamers through clips.
That's a fact.
The the the viewers that are watching an actual stream is less than 1% of the people who see clips and
No streamer. That's literally just a fact
It's two completely different things two completely different things, bro
And it all comes down to the end of the day to paying
Clippers in my opinion if you have a lot of clippers and if you pay a lot of clippers
then your name and your face and your clips are going to be out there more and that's that
Get ready for hate threads. I mean bro, you he's gonna be a hate thread either way
You can't make everybody happy. There's hundreds of streamers hundreds of communities and it's a top 10 list
You cannot make everybody happy bro. You cannot
So, if your streamer did not make the list, I didn't even put myself on the list.
Stop ignoring the aid and comments.
Brother, I have aided us third.
I have aided us as the third biggest streamer in media.
That has 35K viewers.
Ask Grok to make a list?
That's actually a good idea.
Grok, can you make a list of the top 20?
the top 20 biggest streamers in I'ma say I'm just gonna keep it in the US in the
United States English speaking category based off of stream based off of
stream analytics, community, virality, clips, and name circulation in media.
What?
No way I got to retype it!
Cobby and Pace is not here anymore.
It's not here anymore.
And you make a top 25 live streamers list based off of
of streaming analytics, engagement, virality, clips, email leaf, I don't care, bro.
What you've ever just put this, thank you, live streamers, uh, 2026, when you guys think
Is Roxx going to do it or no?
Engage, yes, engage, engage, engage, engage, engage.
Let's see.
Hold on, Drock's cooking.
One Kaisenat, two I show speed, three Jinxie, four Bert Peanut, five Ninja, six Asmongold,
seven XQC, eight Asian Jeff, nine Keso, ten Stable Ronaldo, 11 Hassan, 12 Tifu, 13 Ludwig,
14, Pokemon 15 shroud 16, cage roll 17, Aiden Ross,
18, Valkyrie, 19, Emerald 20, Plackboy Max.
Asian Jeff, that's cause Asian Jeff's
the number one most watched streamer right now.
What is this?
I never thought I'd say this but no Wendy in media.
Wendy definitely would have been in the top 25 list on media but I just didn't feel like
filling out 50 names.
I'm not going to lie.
I actually would have taken me three hours.
They did not mistake Jason Noreen for Asian Jeff.
Core rebrand.
Not everything is AI slop this guy's a graphic designer. He's not AI-ing this
Hmm I mean
All right, I
Don't know bro, I
Don't like it
It looks too much like the nms logo my opinion
All right, let's go to
Let's go through reactions never knew lacy was friends with Heinz and KCJ
They must have met them on his London vacation.
Can't run into some people.
I was in London for 10 days, ran into a couple of people.
Broke a lot of good deal dude.
And I just met Hines for the first time
on stream the other day.
Do this tomorrow and win for Tunzee.
I want it for the guys, it's going to be me.
I want to ask Braun, Lacey.
I ask Ludwig, I ask Ray, Suki said he's down.
I ask Juki, I ask Arky, Arky said he's down.
For the girls, I ask Ray, Ray said she's down.
I ask Pudajay, Pukki said she may be down.
Wait, I'm saying Salt, sweet fairs?
I didn't say she said she'd down.
I said Emily said she'd down.
Oh, Ebro said that he's down.
I said he...
Wait, I'm so confused.
I said he'd lose.
And I have to clear up.
So, yeah.
We're gonna see what your shape is.
Wait, wait, wait.
He texted me and asked the 21st.
Wait.
Wait, how am I even going to play?
Oh
I just
You're a pussy how am I a pussy when I can't bend my wrist how am I gonna play a fucking video?
Bend my wrist, bro. I mean fucking bro if it's a little short
But why is his nose looking huge massive and enormous?
You just like fully edited my nose and made it ten inches longer than it actually is.
Let me bring back two K-Strips.
It's gonna be his grand and brother in this long game,
nothing but for 2000 initials,
he's getting grapes in those legs.
Bro, it's about to be fucking June.
It's about to be June?
Gonna start putting your ass on mute
every time you talk about Drake.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
I love you Nick Fosco. You're my goat watch. This is motivation, okay?
Big fan and I can't wait to go to somersnatch cuz I might be there and I'm gonna see you for the first time because I can't go to LA
I'm broke as a you know I'm saying also like is this long
I was going to say good luck with the core boys, I got banned in all of their chats,
I couldn't say this to any of them, but I was going to say to you, man, good luck with
the core stuff.
There's nothing, there's nothing else.
What could you have possibly done to get banned in every person's chat?
That's the only thing you're not going to do.
And again, thank you so much for everything, bro.
I've been banned in every one of the chat, you know, I'm not watching right now.
watch for everything bro. I've abandoned everyone. I'm watching right now. I mean I
watched them still but you're just probably one of the nicest one of the
boys you know.
He met Marlene. Yeah, banned on YouTube. Okay.
You should let Max style you on stream, bro.
I don't need to be styled.
I don't need to be styled.
I the thing about me that you want to know is crazy.
I actually have so many people that DM me and tell me that like like ask me where I
get my outfits and clothes from because they because I have my own swag to me my
own style that people are very clearly starting to catch on to me like damn
lacy's lacy's kind of fly and they ambient you only wear black shirts all
All right?
It's still my own style.
No one's ever said that.
Oh, do you guys think that I,
like I swear I get DMs,
people asking where I get my black shirts from.
So many people ask me where I get my black shirts from
because they want to,
they want to have,
they want to like try to have my swag.
but this is swag that you can't just go to the store and get.
How is that slay?
You literally can just go to Walmart?
Yes, you can get this fit,
but it's not about the clothes you have on,
about who's wearing the clothes.
Like the way I wear these clothes is swaggy.
Also, another thing that I've been realizing,
I don't know if you guys have seen this,
but there's a new TikTok trend that I've been seeing
that's going around about me.
I searched up Lacey on TikTok, and there's
This is new trend where girls are posting to this Olivia Rodrigo song and they're like
saying, oh, how I wish I had my Lacey, oh, how I wish this was Lacey.
So there's literally an entire trend on Tik Tok where girls are posting basically saying
they wish they had a guy like me, an entire Tik Tok trend saying, oh, this is my Lacey
basically saying that they wish they had me.
They wish they had a guy like me.
They wish they had a Lacey.
Look, I'll show you right now.
Watch this, look at this.
I'll show you right now.
Let me go to TikTok.
I'm gonna show you all, watch.
You guys think I'm lying.
Log in with QR code.
Yes, because everybody wants a fat monster.
I'm not a fat monster though.
Look!
Look at this.
There's dead ass!
I'm trying to find out on chat look
concept of my lacy having a lacy to me is
like me going to the moon girls are
she's this girl's basically saying like
the concept of me having a lacy me like
this person right here saying the
Please tell me someone agrees. This LazyTrend needs to stop.
Yesterday I got a comment in one of my videos that said you're my Lazy.
And I was like...
Girls are genuinely going around referring to their dream guys as their Lazy.
Oh, you're my Lazy. I wish I had my Lazy.
Girls are genuinely going around doing this.
You paid them for the trend? No I did not. I'm not paid them for the trend. I didn't
even know it was a trend till I saw it today.
I love Lacey so much.
It says right here.
I love Lacey so much.
This is like a whole different language of people saying stuff about me.
I don't even know that it was a whole trend of girls basically saying oh they wish they had a lacy
Which is them basically saying they wish they had me
Oh
Holy aura, holy aura dude, you have some drool stop drooling rest of the room. Yeah, stop drooling
What's this
I don't know what that means
Here's my top 16 I gave up halfway through, but if I miss anyone big, I probably just
don't know them.
Fairs?
That's fairs.
That's fairs.
That's fairs.
That's fairs.
That's fairs.
All right.
Uh, I have, I don't, this is not my style.
This is not my style.
What is this?
New FC six now
Got info with the mayor of Calabasas hate Chloe Parker a
Messaging for permission to film at the commons for Lacey and Jason a week
Yes as the mayor I give permission
I remember when my brother used to play Fortnite at night, it would be like four in the morning
and he would be streaming, bro.
He would be streaming and I would like try to unplug the internet because it was so annoying.
he was so fat that like when he would recline on his chair and make a creaking sound okay that had
nothing hold on a minute that had nothing to do with my weight I just had an old shitty chair
my weight did not make the chair screech it was the loudest thing ever and I remember for a while
we had to, for a while, we had to, we had to make him, for a while, we had to give him like,
at night, he would have to swap out his chair with a, okay, I'm not gonna lie, this is dead-ass
true. At night, my family would make me put my gaming chair away and get a
kitchen chair and put it at my desk because my chair was so loud when I
would lean back and it would squeak.
With like the kitchen chair. See? Okay it sounds bad.
It sounds so horrible, but like, I share a creed.
You know what's kind of crazy, Shat?
You know what's kind of crazy?
Is I was thinking about this the other day, bro.
I was then asking about this the other day.
I was thinking about back in the day, like 2020, I first came home, we got out early because
of this new sickness called COVID and we got told we were off school for two weeks, immediately
loaded up the game with the boys, hopped on prime fortnight, and then every night I was up,
5am playing fortnight with the boys, and then go to sleep, wake up at 4pm the next day,
you don't even see the sunlight because you were up gaming with the guys all night.
And then I was just thinking bro, I didn't have, back in those days, there wasn't a worry
in the world.
There literally wasn't a worry in the world.
All I cared about was getting four night wadans, and maybe my online spelling test that I
had on Friday.
It was so simple.
It was so simple.
And now look at us, bro.
Now look at us, bro.
Spelling test in 11th grade, son.
I'm so happy for drew finally finding love
Hey, W drew a man W drew dude
Are you gonna get part two but burst of calves? I don't know because I don't know who's all go
I don't know who's all going live today. What time is it? It's already two o'clock. Okay. Feel like people are alive
Jason's not streaming today?
This guy's creepy.
Make sure your chat knows whatever's going to happen this week.
It's not who the media says it is.
He predicted the fires.
What do you mean he predicted the fires?
Just stay safe.
Okay, but what does that mean?
This is weird.
Look at his logs in Ron's chat.
Am I still modern on stream?
He's just saying shit?
I can't see I can't see them
three days ago leave California soon something's about to happen stay safe
Thank you.
Be sure your chat knows whatever is going to happen this week.
It's not who the media says it is.
Just avoid going downtown.
Yo, can we get up?
Can we get this guy on a watch list?
He just spams kekwa's in Ron's chat all day.
Kequah. Jewish Kequah. Okay. Lacey Son. All right. See, I know y'all say it could be like,
oh, she's the 14 year old kid, but like, what if it's like, what about the slight
interspinning Kequeritos and runs off lunch at? All right, what am I looking at right now, bro?
Lacey, why are you so fat?
Okay, back to reactions.
You are not real.
You take your sling off and complain that your arm hurts like a bitch the day after
of an IRL son.
Wait, this is when Jason did therapy?
How do you think of a mandolin in my life?
Oh, shit.
I think you're doing an excellent job.
I think you're a kid who's becoming a man.
You're going that incredibly fast.
I think he had to grow up.
Oh, it's like really serious, yeah?
So part of you grew old super fast
and so you hang on to this, like, childlike part of you.
Right? It's kind of like you split yourself up
one part grew up and one part was like frozen in time.
Oh, that's shit.
So when I sit across from you, Jason,
it feels like I'm sitting across from a 13-year-old.
I don't mean that in a bad way.
Like, actual to new question, what, what, what, like this might be super, a super
ignorant thing to say, and I might be like, just saying this to cope and avoid my problems.
But like, off the top of my head, I can't think of like actual things that I would
need to talk about.
I'm not going to troll.
I'm not going to talk about your weight.
Yeah, but that's not like a real, like, I know y'all, you guys care more about my
weight than I care about my weight.
You know what I mean?
But you guys, as chatters, you guys care more about how much I weigh than I care.
You should close the chat during it.
Gambling.
I don't have a gambling addict cocaine.
Okay, but here's the thing.
You guys just said not to troll during it, okay?
So if y'all were saying not to troll,
I can't talk about this fake cocaine addiction
that you guys claim that I have.
That's a full-on troll.
It's not a troll. You guys realize that I don't actually do cocaine, right? You guys
just every time I leave and go to the bathroom say coke break. I don't
actually do drugs. Like if y'all want me to actually go into this therapy and
take it serious and not troll at all, I'm telling y'all right now on Thursday
When I do this therapy with Dr. K, I am going to be Nick.
I'm not gonna be Lacey.
I'm not gonna be trying to entertain.
I'm not gonna be trolling.
I'm not gonna be fucking around.
I'm gonna fully be like, I'm gonna fully go into it
trying to actually have a real therapy about my life.
But that, like, so if y'all want me to,
like, I don't wanna troll at all.
I want this to be very serious.
So if I'm taking this serious,
I can't talk about my cocaine addiction
that you guys think I have
or my gambling addiction that you guys think that I have.
Food addiction. I don't have a food addiction. Can you bring back discord shows? Yes, yes.
I was supposed to do one the other day, but then I end the stream. How it feels listening
to Iceman. Listen bro, you guys just go into everything with a negative mindset. You guys
just have like y'all genuinely before you even played the first song on Iceman, you
didn't like it. Before you even pressed play on that first song, you went into the album
thinking this is going to be trash.
Old footage of Marvin trying to aura farm.
Son!
What the fuck were you doing, bro?
This is you now.
That's funny.
Don't look behind you.
there's nobody there bro triple T is not just chilling behind me next to my
fucking chrome rug
the thumbnail fries
wait
What?
the exact same that's what YouTube is bro YouTube is just recycled videos that's
literally what YouTube is I don't know y'all are new to YouTube but YouTube is
just putting your spin on other people's videos and taking inspiration
from other people. Now I will say the person who did the thumbnail probably
could have changed it a tiny bit but honestly different people different
background bingo I mean fuck it dude I doubt the Sidemen care that we that we
did the video that they did six years ago but I promise you the Sidemen do not
care that we did the same video they did six years ago. Please collab with
CEO at Summer Smash, he does music.
I met CEO before I met him, I met him.
This logo is shit.
Wait, Chief Star, wide receiver,
Rashid Rice violated his probation
after testing positive for marijuana.
Wait, no way weed is illegal.
He's on probation?
Wait, so on probation you can't smoke weed?
No, you're a sped, you're dumb, you dumb fucks, I've never been on probation before.
How would I know the rules and laws of probation if I've never been on probation?
You think I just know that you can't do this?
I've never been on probation.
Why would I know that?
It's common knowledge.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
So you're telling me if someone's on probation because of some other shit, they can't smoke
weed.
I didn't know that.
Stable Ronaldo gets heated at a complex hopes for discrediting Jinxie success by not
Wait, wrongs there right now?
No, no, fuck, y'all don't, y'all don't put G.C.I. on stuff.
Y'all don't, y'know why'd you? No, no, I mean, y'all don't.
I think G.C. like over a year ago.
I can't, I can't, I can't agree with that.
Sorry, I'm sorry, I can't agree with that.
He's the greatest, he's the biggest gaming streamer in my opinion.
Wait, where was this?
Gaming streamers are the like Apex anymore.
I disagree, I think it's gonna come back.
It could, it could for sure.
But like the IRL desktop, like you know like,
So why'd you put case though?
I guess queso is one of those ones I think kind of breaks through
So what is jinxie though speed number one, okay, kind number two, okay jinxie number three
Live for the last I
Think it's 500 days in a row right now
500 days in a row 10 hour streams a day 24 hour streams every single every single day hold up
reviving dead video games. Video games that people don't even give a shit about reviving them, having 50 to 100,000 viewers.
Now he's starting to host events with other streamers helping push other people. He's top 3.
Look, I'm not trying to shit on JC, but 100,000 subs every month.
I'm not trying to shit on JC, but do you feel like, as again, this is the screaming ass we've done with JC has now been packed.
Do you think he's translated beyond it?
Kai has 10 million followers on Twitch. Kai has 20, 10 million follower difference on Twitch.
You know how hard it is to have followers on Twitch?
But do you think a casual person would know Jixi relative to anyone else on here, to be honest?
I think Aiden, when you hear Aiden again, it's like the old thing, it's like, I think people probably know Aiden more.
But like I think Jixi
I'm a dick writer. I think he's three
I just think a lot of these people are household names and Jixi maybe in like a stream
You think I'm a bigger household name than Jixi complex things that okay, but so that's your top three. That is your
I'm sorry, yeah, it's hurt in my brain too, bro.
It's hurt in my brain too, right here.
What is this?
What the fuck are you sl- I don't even know what this is.
That's the cat that you thought was a rock brother
What?
Where do you even see a cat here?
That's not it. Just because you draw the outline of a cat doesn't mean there's a cat there.
the fence. Dude, that's a house. That's a house. I'm trying to I'm trying to see the
cat but I don't see it that's a house
Above the rock.
That's a house, bro.
Drill!
Come here with can or phone.
or phone. They're trolling you? So there's no cat. I don't understand where you guys see a cat.
I see a rock and then I see a house off in the distance. That's a house. That's not a cat.
Don't be weird to save the cat.
Is that Ron's P.O.?
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
I haven't been to my P.O. box in over a month.
True, I have a question.
Come here real quick.
Do you see a cat here in my trip in?
They're saying there's a cat right here.
Like this rock.
No, above the rock they're saying there's a cat.
The house.
Right?
How far is the P.O. box?
How far I know?
Two far.
How far I know?
Five out of 35 minutes.
Just check.
I'm not going to lie, since I put, since, since I put money, I'm not going to lie.
Since I put my P.O. box address in the YouTube description
What the fuck channels this on
I feel like since we put the address in the YouTube description, we could actually have
more stuff.
The last one wasn't even bad though.
The last one was actually pretty solid.
channel your YouTube channels make no sense how high quality videos go on here
and then like just like random live videos go on here
D, and this chill is looking good.
That's good.
It makes no sense at all.
How does it not make sense?
I just explained it to you, you fucking retard.
Chat, look at that.
How does it not make sense?
Show them Jinxies.
How does it not make sense?
Chat, Jinxies is the same way.
higher quality videos like
PO boxes
video with Deji vlogs
dares with Deji a thousand threes with Marlin Coachella vlog
This vlog
Chain together
Stuff like that goes on my main channel and then
Then the random live videos like playing games, a core house war, getting a tattoo, album reactions,
goes on the Lacey IRLs channel.
Real voice.
Name it Lacey Live.
Yeah, we're trying.
trying to get a switch but what do you do the cat's meowing you know shut up
this you know this this live channel is actually doing good why does lacy
see Sidemen sharing match highlights a one-minute long video
one minute bro one fucking minute are you serious one minute cuz you got no
highlights. So, y'all want me to go outside and see if there's a cat? Y'all want me to
go outside right now and see if there's a cat outside? There's no, I promise there's
no cat.
All right, just get the phone out of the camera, Drew.
What is this?
Is there anything else I need to react to that I missed?
A lacy means made of lace or having a delicate lace-like pattern, a lacy dress adj- what?
I don't think there's anything, all right, ready?
All right, so here's the thing, chat.
Stop cackling.
If you guys, if there's no cat out there,
you guys all have to give me 10 subs.
Okay deal? Okay deal. Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal,
deal, deal. All right. Someone made a new cord design, guys. What do you guys think of
That's all right.
And if the cat's there, yes, I'll tell you all right now, I put this and I genuinely
put this on God.
If we go outside and there is a cat there, I will do a 24 hour street.
I'm serious.
I actually will because I am one million percent certain that there is no cat out there.
All you do is lie.
That's not true.
Not true.
Oh my God.
You can talk about what that is.
What?
You lie.
I don't I troll lie that's our real therapy they're like it's supposed to be a real thing
Okay, give me an example
But this is what I'm saying you always say oh
You do this you do that and then I say give me an example and you say
So you can't make a statement without backing it up with facts
Great impression of true
That'll gas it's not gas like a jack if if somebody accuses you of something
If someone accuses you of something and then when you ask them to say, okay
can you give me an example? And they can't give you an example. They're just saying meaningless
shit.
Okay, so if I said you pick your ass all the time, that's a lie because I can't think
of an exact moment in time where you pick your ass.
How is me picking my ass a lie?
No, if I...
Is it actually that I do?
Yeah, if I say you do that all the time and you say no, that's a lie.
I do do that all the time.
I'm just saying, now you're owning up to it, so...
I literally say every stream, I just sit there and pick my ass. I say that every
stream. So how's that a lie?
Who's that we can't go in there
You're a disgusting monster fuck you now, let's go see your guys cat. Come on. Let's go see this fake cat
Yeah.
Shoot it.
What?
No, no, no.
I just don't want to film them.
Nothing.
It sucks.
The backyard's coming together.
Is it?
Look, they added dirt.
It's clear.
See?
Oh, okay.
So where are we standing exactly again?
Right there by that tree.
Is that where the pictures taken from?
Yeah.
I think so.
The workers fast scared off the cat.
There is no cat. The workers were here this morning.
Where's that rock though?
Well, the smoke actually cleared up.
No, it's a clear now.
Wait, where was this from?
Were you not standing right here with Darla?
picture oh who took it oh wait right here right here where I just saw right
here is that not the rock or was it on the the closer side of the fence is that
the rock jet
wait pull up the picture
I really think it was right here like like this I think it's this rock right
here but I think it's that look it's definitely this rock it's not even a
rock but it's just like a mountain yes it is it is it is there's no cat you
idiots and you can see like the house down below right because I'm pretty
sure the angle this was taken from someone was sitting down right here like
this and they took the picture like this but there wasn't caution tape here
before where's the rock bang it was like this and like that
And then you can see
That that rock was actually just a house the whole fucking time
It's not a cat. It's a house you idiots you absolute morons
So start gifting me subs start gifting me subs you guys all said deal you owe me 10 subs
Such a nice day out cats have legs. Yo, there was not a cat
On the other side of the fence, we would have saw it
There was five of us standing right here. We would have saw a cat. Yes, there was five people here in the workers
We're here. Someone would have seen a cat
There's not a cat
Yo, give me subs you guys can't scam if I don't get 10 subs right now many tree
I'm not letting you guys scam me
W3, you guys are actually generally a bunch of fucking scammers no good dirty scammers
bro.
You hear the news what we're going to Wi-Fi tomorrow.
What we've been getting Wi-Fi tomorrow for a week now ever since I got back the day
I got back we've been getting Wi-Fi tomorrow so I'm just confused when we're actually
getting fucking Wi-Fi bro.
They're working on it.
Is that a Tesla?
Yeah.
What's that?
You heard that?
I got a worker up there.
I should have put my sling on.
OK.
How's Soki's car wet?
The fuck?
Why soaky's car wet?
If I got like details.
No it did not, look at it, it's dirty.
But this part's wet, that's sus.
Frigglers.
Ah.
I'm Axial.
I might actually do it when we be genius.
Hold on, I gotta go to the kitchen
and grab something real quick, man.
I know exactly what you're going for.
What?
But we can't show in here?
No, no.
Because we're doing something in there.
Well, it's okay, it's okay, he told, he said I'm sure he was doing a shoot.
Okay, well, we don't need to show the shoot.
Well, we're so key that the people doing the shoot are here, but Silk is not here.
Oh, it's Lizard.
Lizard?
Where's Silk at?
He's here.
Oh, it's here.
Lizard, what time did Silk tell you to get here by?
Two.
Two thirty-five.
235, that's you not bad.
Listen, what is our hour talking about?
Excellent.
I heard...
that you went to EDC.
Yeah, I did.
How's that?
Well, you know, there's just a lot of people.
What drugs did you do?
Be honest.
Mollie?
Jeltie.
You mean Mollie?
Mollie?
Did you call him?
Did you do the drug, Mollie?
No, I didn't do the Mollie, no.
Okay.
Lee?
No.
Alcohol?
No, it's so expensive, you know.
So you went to E.C., but no, you didn't do any drugs or alcohol?
Yeah, I was sober the whole time, but I should have strapped.
Congratulations.
I'm actually
Get him a drug test
Pass the drug test no wait can I go here? Sure
Just across through
There's no one here today. Nobody's here today.
I'm one of the only persons at the house.
Where the fuck is everybody, man?
Hello?
Hello?
It's just silent echoes.
They all left core.
Hello?
The CEO's here?
Hello?
Hello?
Go get your P.L. box.
Let's go on a little bit of traffic. We're proud to die now.
Huh?
Let's go on a little bit of traffic.
track we have worse wait hold on um yeah wait type the address in here
Can y'all hear me? Jack, can y'all hear me?
Wait, why are you guys saying, hey, Gronk?
No.
I'm trying to look up the address.
I don't know if it's a Google app. You don't have Google?
No, I don't use Google.
What do you use?
Safari.
You're a bot.
How?
You guys use Safari or Google. You don't even have a Google app.
No way people use a Google app.
Muddit?
See they also use Safari too.
Wait should I download the Google app that easier?
Wait download man.
No way you use Google to get maps.
It's that address?
Yeah, wait should I get should I get the should I get Google all right right now the PO it's 30 minutes
If we go in like an hour
Yeah, we're good it closed at 530 go now not I want to go now though
Okay, what if we wait for traffic and we go at four o'clock?
That's probably peak traffic, yeah?
Okay, nice.
It's going like 25 minutes.
25 minutes?
Yeah, something like that.
So like three we leave, let's say?
Three?
Still a 30-minute drive.
Wait, okay, I have an idea.
Chad, do y'all want me to go to my PO?
I
Go now if you're gonna go I can't I we can't go right now
We can't go right now
Because I don't have my car
Andrews getting detailed so we don't really have a way to get there unless we do
Yeah
We don't care to be honest so do y'all think I should wait for traffic because we could
go at we could go at 430 430 it would mean that is 38 minutes away okay hold on a minute
We're in a bit of a sticky situation.
Take the golf cart.
I can't take the golf cart to a P.O. box.
No, because then you can't, then you can't, okay, realistically, what if I show up to
my PO box and there's no packages there?
I showed my PO box and there's literally zero packages.
Then it's GGs.
That won't happen.
Okay.
So I'm going to ask everybody in chat right now.
I asked you guys right now, chat,
did you send anything to my PO box in the last month?
So I'm seeing at least 100 to 200 yeses.
At least 100 to 200 yeses.
So when I, and then someone just sent an OMA5 with a bomb.
So if I go to my PO box today,
and I go to pick up my PO box,
am I going to have nothing in it?
Tell me right now.
It's gonna be empty.
If you guys all just told me that you sent me stuff to my PO and I go to my PO and drive 30 minutes
And then when I get there, there's nothing there
I'm going to be this
Okay
I'm gonna be mad wait should I check how far of a drive it is back
Hold on
All right, y'all tell me if you think it's worth it.
It's a 30 minute drive there and a 30 minute drive back.
Do y'all want me to go or should I have someone pick it up?
Let me know right now.
Let me know.
Go?
Fuck.
I wasn't going to IRL that much because of my wrist, though.
I pretty much don't like how I just don't do the inside.
Okay there.
So you could leave an arrow if you want.
Alright, let's go fuck it.
Fuck it, let's do it.
Fuck it!
Let's do it!
Is this tweet about you hold on I'm gonna clip this link make sure it's not anything bad
What the fuck is this
South Ampton admin still hasn't tweeted
Wait, what does this mean?
Why are they using me as a gift what did I do?
It means you're useless.
You're a joke.
So I'm just looked at as a fucking joke in this world.
be live picking up my PO. Send me, send me stuff. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. FITALS! No.
I'm just going to keep it on the phone for now because we're going to have to switch
them down to the card.
Okay.
And I think we're going to have to go to my house to get my shoes.
So Chad, can you guys please send me stuff to my PO box?
I'm going to go pick it up right now.
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm actually being responsible for you wearing a sling today, okay chat?
I'm not doing this shit where I keep hurting myself and my risk keeps getting worse because
I'm an immature, stupid idiot and I'm actually going to take care of my risk today.
Good.
No way it's broke.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I figured it out I think.
I swear I have the hardest time doing the simplest things I
Don't know why
Like what do you mean? I know easy. What do you mean? I can't put a fucking arm brace on
All right, maybe tomorrow we go up because this one's too far. Yeah, I love my new pure mark
So, Chad, don't send anything.
No, send me stuff.
No, because we're going to...
I'm just going to close that one.
Why don't we just open a new peel today?
Because we have to get the stuff from the other one.
Yeah, I know. We can.
I mean, yeah, we can, but like...
Wait, am I stupid?
How does this even work?
I'll just pull it up.
There you go.
See?
There you go.
Wait, I thought this is an ordinary...
It said, is this an ordinary or not?
Definitely not.
Disabled people, bro. I can't.
Because I don't... this thing's broken or associated.
It's not.
So you're telling me this is how you wear this outside of works?
Yeah
Let's go
Six seven six seven
Yeah, what do you guys think my door cut is?
Wait, I don't even have shoes in here actually
Bro, do you have a whole closet of shoes?
No, no, but I only have many slides
I wish I slipped on Coco's toy.
Alright.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, I just got a word.
Wait.
Fire activity is increasing in your area per radio traffic.
It's for me to sit there.
It's fine, we're not going to be in the area I'm in.
Marlon's got a prank here? What?
Say hi wrong. He's not here.
Nobody's here, Janet.
Nobody's here today. Everybody's just relaxing, okay?
I feel like I look like a bitch with a sling on.
Do I?
I mean, you're not gonna look like that anyway.
No, I don't always look like a bitch. Only sometimes.
But right now, I just feel like an extra, like, I feel like an extra bitch.
Like, who just walked around with a sling on like a little pussy boy?
It's so annoying.
They're a grown man with a broken wrist.
Lace!
He's not here.
Where did he go?
He left.
Italy!
Where's any of the money?
Drew!
I'm right here.
Well, I hear someone screaming.
Who is that?
It's your stream.
Dude, someone's in here.
Yeah, it's you.
Don't I hear them yelling?
Yeah, I have someone kidnapped.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Room in there, Brad. He's not allowed to talk.
Come on.
She posed my door on the way out.
Wait, hold on.
Got one hand-chart.
Oh, fuck.
Boys from Atlanta!
Dude, he's really hot out today.
No, it's nice out.
It's like dead-ass hot out today.
No, last time I went to our post office.
Like, that's live?
Okay, what do you, like, what do you,
is this a fucking adapt update?
I want me to do you know last time I went to our post office chat
Who knows the people that go to the post office and just record people and then they ask what you're recording and they're like
They just they just don't say anything. Did you ask you why you were recording? No, no
I asked why they like they're on my tiktok chat. What is their name?
Check someone's got no one
Home today
All right, Chad, everybody just smile until we get out of the garage.
Whoa!
Hey, whoa!
It's like 7'8".
Actually, 5'6"?
Okay.
Yeah, 5'6".
Five six, the action is supposed to silky by six or actual by six?
High school by six.
Okay.
Come on, let's run a bunch.
Silky by six.
Bro, remember this?
No, they've been hiding, bro.
They've been hiding.
You can say, he's out.
Harper to we got my in the chat everyone say what's up to Maya Maya did you see my Instagram story there is a I
Think it's a I don't think it's a red tailed Hawk. It's either a turkey vulture or a right or a right tailed Hawk
But it circles the crib
I'm trying to figure out how to show you all this
It's so big Maya. I don't know what it is though so bad
That hurt so bad.
Ow!
My natural reflex is when you catch the phone with your broken hand.
Can you put it back in the truck when I can?
Check y'all see me yet?
This is your pull the bottom down.
Oh fuck your fingers.
There we go.
I think it's working.
Oh they can see me.
Oh they can see me this whole time.
Wait so did y'all just see me drop the phone and hurt myself?
I hope y'all didn't see that.
I
Bro y'all don't understand what I just did. I'm not kidding. I dropped the phone
And I'm and my natural reflexes like a flicked fucking spider-man. I tried to
Catch the phone with my left arm
And I think I I think I broke another bone in my wrist
Okay, now I have to figure out a way wait, what if I hold the tripod in my lap can y'all see me good right now
This might be the new method
Oh my god, this might be a new method.
Okay.
Alright, shall we go get our fucking PL?
Do you guys think that I will have over or under 10 packages?
under under it's gonna be explosive
who in the chat has sent a package in the last month? well I asked who in the chat
has sent a package in the last month and they were like 300 yeses so there
There should be about 300 packages in this PO.
You guys can't park here.
You don't care about PO, so you don't get shit?
What does that even mean?
I'm actually curious what that even means.
That might be the most brain dead comment I've ever seen in my life.
Every letter or picture I hang up on my wall, I open every package and I say thank you after every single opening.
You should fake that you got no packages for the clean.
I'm gonna get some of those drugs then.
I'm gonna lay in the blackout and choose that.
I want to stay here.
I'm gonna run away.
I just wanna drink the entire night.
So much that I'm dizzy.
Yeah.
Drink the entire night.
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For cutting traffic by going to parking lots no you cannot
I don't like wearing a sling, bro, huh, nice. I don't have I don't have any service. I can't read my chat
I can't stand right now. They could be saying anything
Why do I have no service?
They're saying yes
Classic
Anything why are you guys saying anything wait? Why do I have a plane emoji next to my my service?
You know what it is I think it's I think it's my my provider what do you have Verizon I have Verizon I have four Mars
5G
What a fucking my own plane mode. What does that even mean plane mode?
Stupid ass shit. Oh
Wait, now I have service again.
Maybe it was one bar.
Wait, hold on.
Chat, stop typing until I can see...
Stop typing in the chat until I can see what you guys are saying again.
You got air in here or no?
It's just a little toasty.
Yeah, I'm just really cold today.
I don't know why.
What's the temperature outside?
I don't know.
I'm just cold everywhere I go.
You know who that is?
You know who you are?
What?
I'm not even trolling.
You have this thing called anemic.
That's what's silky.
Or no, a menic I think it is.
Yeah, you have a menia.
I don't have a menia.
Yes, you do.
It's this thing called a menia.
No, but it's not like that.
Basically, you get cold no matter the temperature,
no matter the weather.
Your body just feels cold because you're a menic.
It's only today, though.
Or you know why you're cold?
Because you've been listening to much ice, man.
I'm turning them off just because of the water.
This isn't even it!
Oh my god, I almost just hit a car.
Oh, fuck.
Holy fuck, I almost just hit a car.
Oh my god.
That was so close.
Yo, my foot is slanted and I'm like,
hey, how close am I actually?
Oh my-
True!
I was so close.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Dude!
Shall I reverse a little bit, little dude?
Oh my, you actually almost hit a car.
No, it would have been like a love tap though.
I'm not fully done.
Third crash in three years, second BMW crashed.
Shut up.
Traits out of my chat.
Just put it in park.
Nah, cuz everything about it is, if you get into a car accident,
Wait, wait, is that illegal to do that?
I'm not gonna say that.
If you get into a car accident, just give them cash.
Don't, like, is that illegal to just give them cash to fix their car instead of going through insurance?
I think it's a problem, I don't know.
Why is that front of them?
That's not illegal, oh.
But okay, but what if you give them cash and you find out the accident costs more to fix
than you thought, initially.
If I give them more,
we're not going to insurance.
No, I'm not going to insurance by a real accident.
If I ever get into a car, I said I'm giving them cash.
I'm not a million.
The dog is, the dog is not coming to our house.
There's even a point of fostering a dog like I like I can't believe what I'm even reading. Yo, it's not a L boyfriend, bro
I'm not I'm not so I'm not being a fucking foster dog parent, bro
I'm sorry. I got too much shit going on way too much. If I if I could if I thought I was able to take care of a dog
I would have kept my dog
I know, but I'm not having two dogs stay at the house.
That's not a L, Chad! I live with sick with five other people!
I can't have fucking two dogs running around.
Alright, Chad, have you fostered a dog? How long do you have the dogs for?
I don't know, so it could be like weeks or months, she's calling me. Turn it down. Hello?
Are you a dumbass?
Are you a dumbass?
What the fuck?
Do you know that I don't want to take the dog?
I literally take them out and just play with them for the day, like a little field trip.
Then go get a job at a fucking dog daycare.
I'm...
...a dog.
She hung up.
Like...
No! Am I- Is that not valid?
If you want to take a dog out for a day, go get a job at a dog daycare.
That's a good job.
G-G...
Like...
Like, no!
Why were you mean cuz she called me a dumbass? What do you mean?
She picked up the phone on hot saying oh, you're a dumbass. So what the fuck?
You're sleeping on the couch tonight. No, I'm sleeping in my bed tonight
You just told her to get a job
Dude if she wants to if she wants to take dogs out for a day
Then why not just like be a dog walker or or or or get a part-time job at
At a what is it called the adoption center and you can see the dogs and take them out for a day
Becoming a foster dog parent. They give you an animal
Until the animal is given to a family which means you are responsible for taking care of a dog
Until that dog finds a family
Volunteer at a shelter exactly.
That's valid.
Bro, she can become a foster dog, Terry.
I do like, for sure, but I'm not havin' two dogs stayin' night at the house.
It can live with Drew?
Fuck no.
Want a dog Drew?
Fuck no.
Okay, call me and explain.
Was she actually serious?
I thought you were going to tell me.
No, she's being extremely dead serious.
I thought she was telling it first too, but she's being serious.
I
She said the dog goes back to the shelter to sleep
She's calling me hello
What do you
Well, what is your problem with that meeting if you do something like that?
Maybe you should get back to your community, okay?
I guess I was keeping the dogs, I guess I was keeping the dog for a week.
But I want to keep the dog out for a day, and come home, the fuckin' dogs, they're needin' it!
Okay, well...
Get this in the office!
Well, listen, listen...
I'm not being mean, I'm being realistic.
You are a...
I mean, you're not being realistic!
Yes?
I never said the dog was to make your house.
You said...
I'm on my way home.
You said...
You said, I can vis, wait, where'd you say that?
You said, I can bring the puppy with me at night.
You have gifted, I kept it for a day and you want to see me, so how can I see you?
If you want to see me, then I'll bring the dog for the night.
Listen, my point is, a foster parent to animals, you take the dog for long, for periods of time?
Not like a dog!
From what you, the way you explained it, it was that you take the dog for periods of time,
And would take the dog until it finds a family. What happens when we travel?
Okay, well then just if you could take a dog for a day then sure that's pretty much just working out a shelter
Like I said like
Like if you if you want to become a foster parent for a dog a hundred percent go for it
That's a great thing
But that dog is not gonna be at the house because I live with other people and I can't just have
like two dogs running around
And I feel like I feel like if you're a foster dog parrot you will get I know you you didn't get emotionally attached to the dog
And you won't be able to let it go
You just want me to do something nice?
I got it.
Why is this just going like task grabbing and doing dog walking?
That's what I said, just volunteer at a shelter and you can take care of dogs like whatever you want if you volunteer at a shelter.
But I feel like a foster dog parent is a much bigger...
I'm gonna go some peace out here.
But a foster dog parent is a much bigger responsibility than just taking a dog out for a day because
you're responsible for that dog until it finds a family.
You can do what you want to do.
I'm just explaining that I don't think it's a good idea because of how busy we both are
and traveling and it's a big responsibility when you can just volunteer on a shelter
and then you can take care of dogs two or three days a week whenever you want instead
Being fully responsible for a dog
I mean yeah, that's what you want to do but but I'm not having two dogs sleeping at our house
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you, buddy.
I'm gonna kill you, buddy.
Hell, boyfriend. I'm not a hell boyfriend, bro.
I'm realistic.
If she wants to get a dog,
that's her choice completely.
If she wants to foster dogs.
but I live in a house with five other people and I can't just be like yeah go ahead like let's
have the dog come over and I like that's just not you know what I mean it's not my uh it's not a
or a new dog every who knows when.
Milo would've loved the house?
No Milo actually would've loved the house.
He would've, but still even if Milo loved the house.
Um, it still wouldn't have been good, cuz like, how much I travel?
Get a cat, I don't want an animal!
I cannot take care of an animal!
Why is your side eyeing us?
Well, someone has said, why is your side eyeing us?
Also get on there.
Eyes on the road, family.
Didn't you sit on someone's hamster?
What in the fuck did I sit on someone's hamster?
You're just making shit up!
Mm-hmm.
I
Share five minutes away from the PO dude, I did not sit on someone's hamster rush the line
Oh no, we gotta get over it.
Didn't you hit a bird with your car?
I feel like we've all accidentally ran over an animal before.
I don't know where Fox went on to make her.
I hit a deer one time in Pennsylvania.
Chad, do y'all think that hunting is like bad?
If you eat it no, you know, I remember when back in Pennsylvania, I used to hunt and
There I forget what it was called. They were like these birds or something. Don't know what I'm talking about
It's these birds that they like and you you hunt the birds
No, not turkey bro, they're actual birds that fly in there
I went pheasant hunting and I didn't hit a single fucking bird for like the whole
entire I went like four times and I missed every shot I tried to shoot never hit a single
shot on these stupid ass birds bro.
with your tits but no we my friend my friend hit a pheasant and I remember he made this like
oh my god it was like this pheasant this pheasant soupy like me I don't even know how to explain it
this shit was so good
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The whole face. Okay, yes, they drink over say my name in a song or no
Like what's up? What's a bar that Drake could say about me in a song you can say like
Like, he could be like, uh, okay, hold on, he could be like, um, uh, uh, oh, I got a bar
for Drake, I got a bar for Drake.
Running the ball through giants like I'm Tracy, I got so much money, my pockets fat like
Lacey.
Come on!
That's a Drake kind of bar.
That's a Drake type of bar.
Oh, that's a great type of bar.
Wait, chat, what's the box number?
Can someone do exclamation mark PO?
I forget the box number.
He's not using that?
Sadly, that's a bar.
Thank you.
There's a Loki's shirt service in there.
Should we switch to the camera?
Oh yeah, if you think so.
He would say, yeah, that pig named Lacey
looks like a whale, eh.
Or what if Drake was like, some shit about how sexy I am.
Walk down a runway like Lacey, that would hit.
You might be going through a little hoe phase,
might be sucking on his dick all day.
I want you to come on me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me.
Stop for a lens call, if you're asking for a thing.
I'm gonna turn that off.
Oh, so sorry, sir.
Turn it off. Turn it off.
Alright, chat. We're gonna ask for three seconds.
I don't know why the staff are here.
Don't go and ask me, bro.
Okay, we are at the PO box. Let's see how much stuff you guys sent me.
Rob is imagining it me walking in seeing the packages overflowing. The worker
comes out. Hey Lacey, we have even more packages in the back for you because we
It couldn't fit it all in your box.
Wait, wait, what?
The box number?
Shads have exclamation mark PO, so I can see my box number.
Wait, it doesn't even say the box number.
In the chat, it doesn't even say the box number, so you're telling me if people got
the address from the chat this whole time they couldn't even send it to me.
Let me see, let me see, what does it say?
Box, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five,
five, five, four, two, seven.
Wait, where's my box?
Which one?
Right here.
Right here five five four five seven it's not it. It's five five four two seven
The moment of truth
notes mean there's other packages.
There's a bunch of fucking letters dude.
Why are y'all saying son? Ten letters.
Okay. Okay.
What I normally do is I take all of this shit to the car and then
And then I come back for the other shit.
Okay.
I'll load you up.
Wait, what other shit, though? There's something in two packages.
Oh, geez. These are the other shit. This is a big package.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Let's go to the car.
Let's go to the car?
Yeah.
It's every yellow envelope is one package.
Sometimes it's multiple.
The arms key could be multiple also.
So these are just like letters that people sent?
These are the arms key.
Smaller packages?
Yeah.
Okay.
I've never been to this PL box before, Jack.
That's probably like three or five more boxes.
Oh no.
So we got about, I'd say we have about 12 to 15 letters maybe, in the first box opening,
about 12 to 15 letters, and then we're going to go back inside and open the big box which
has all the packages.
That has a package.
Okay.
No, it should be a bunch of packages.
So, this isn't even the real moment of truth yet.
Here, try it with me.
This is not even the real moment of truth yet.
This is the moment of truth.
Hold on Chad, just hold.
Just hold.
I know y'all definitely send me so much shit, bro.
I know y'all definitely cooked.
There's price. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna open it to get up be over flown with packages because think about it
There will be I believe I believe
Okay, it says a number on it box number four
It's a big one
Ready right here
It's a cool box, though, wait, two.
Okay, son, it's a promo.
Son, just end your stream.
I'm going to try to hold this guy, he sends us stuff every time.
Is it just close?
Yeah.
Nice.
Alright.
What do the yellow cards mean?
There's packages in the back.
Oh, there's packages in the back.
Yeah.
Okay, hold on chat hold on
That's weed I smell weed someone send me weed in PL. I'm not kidding. That's no weed
Someone sent me a shit set of weed. I smell the weed
Is that legal
Is that a felony
Go up front there might be more packages
You guys want to send me more packages for my next PL opening there will be
We got a low key open tomorrow. Maybe we should have had an open already fucking
think this through because why people still send it here yeah if ever
We good, you having no P.O. is funnier.
Yo, that's some hating shit, me having no P.O. is funnier.
Oh my gosh, it's fucking kind.
Sometimes in life, you just...
You probably have something to help you out with.
He probably does. He probably got way more package than me.
You're the only people who inspire my friends.
Here's the thing. These are all dates.
Wait, why are they crossed out though?
When you use the same sheet of paper and put in different people's muscles.
Talk to the guy behind you.
Are you seeing?
Okay, so someone's sending weed.
I got a bunch of letters.
We have two packages.
So we have four PO packages.
You want me to put this in the car?
I need you to stay here.
No, no, no, it's fine. It was big dogs, so we've been in the big locker.
The other group is called, you know, a clinic.
The other group is called, you know, a clinic.
They're all that way.
They design them in a lot of ways.
They design them in a lot of ways.
They design them in a lot of ways.
Go close your feet.
Go close your feet.
What if these are all packages though, and it's one it's 15
But what if he brings out like 50 packages?
Yeah, I still believe in y'all, bro, I still believe he's going to bring out 50 packages
Someone said, I have a package waiting for you in the chat.
He said something.
Pretty good, can't complain.
It's 10 a few packages.
I know it was probably going to be about 15, 20 back there,
maybe a couple hundred.
So I'm going to come in the back and help out carrying
my cam.
No, thank you.
I need to close the door.
Oh.
Thank you.
Close the door.
I mean, there's going to be a shit ton.
Oh my God, hold on a second, just hold, just hold, just hold, how's he gonna carry all
these packages by himself?
He has a cart.
Oh, you think he's going to bring out with a cart?
He's probably going to open the door with a cart like stacked up this high up like this.
No, if he comes out with a cart stacked with 15, there may be 50 packages, that's going to be crazy.
It's taking a long time.
It's taking a long time.
No one might have snapped.
No one might have snapped.
Oh my god.
That's might have snapped.
Sorry it's taking so long. A lot of packages coming. There's a lot of motion in the ocean.
I hear the cart.
a thousand boxes we all sent you one lace, no dead ass all sent me back engines, that
actually means a lot dude, take him forever, he must be loaning up on the cart.
What's pinned, what's pinned, what's pinned?
Wait, some good lace want to kick it tomorrow?
Glopo, I would bro, but I have a stream plan tomorrow.
I would, but I have a stream plan with Tony Jefferson,
but I'm back from Vegas on Sunday,
and I have nothing planned right now for all the next week,
so I'll text you when I end,
and let's plan something for like early next week.
How is that an ego if I have something planned?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Hi.
Yes, probably a pretty big card, huh?
Oh my God, they're getting the manager out here because I have so many packages.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Dude, they're dead ass bringing the manager out because there's so many packages.
I can't get two workers, two workers.
Yeah, one worker.
Two?
Three packages?
Thank you.
Here's a problem.
I should get out of the car.
She was on the box and carrying the box.
It's a little harder than I have the camera by hand.
I don't even know if they can see me with pride, I don't even know if they can see
me with pride.
I got it, hold on.
I
Want first of my keys
Yeah, don't step on my phone
They had to get two workers to get me five packages?
Five packages?
This is going to be a YouTube short!
This is going to be the first ever PO box opening YouTube short, bro.
You heard me?
What?
Hello?
Yes, I got it already.
Alright, bye.
That's weak!
Maybe I gotta use the trampoline.
I'm trying to think, what could you, what other like, bounce like?
Like...
There's only so many things I could do.
Why are you all pointing and laughing at me?
Seven packages is not even bad!
That's not even bad!
I
We got you next time yo you guys say that you got me next time and then you never send shit, bro
I am grateful, but they're making fun of me bro. They're making fun of me
I
Nice bro. Fucking 30 minute call ride. 30 minutes call ride.
3 minute car ride!
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Stop telling me to play Wolves by Selena Gomez.
We listened to it yesterday, it's not a good song.
I'm not a disgusting guy.
Are you opening P.O.
Box today?
Okay, I want to open P.O.
Box, but am I even going to have time?
The O-Box?
Huh?
Yeah, some shit.
Yeah.
Why didn't you just get braces? You look uncomfortable talking? Wait, do my veneers make me look uncomfortable talking?
Oh, wait.
Wait, really?
I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not feed him into I'm not feed him in to your guy's bullshit, bro
Yo, can you play some good music?
Can I get the phone?
Come on be honest facts remote chat truce music taste
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And the days and years and years and years and years
You will find the facts, detects lies, and break the law
All God or I will be the closer
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of this. Oh y'all see the shirt though? Hold on. Come on now. Owner died. Creator died.
So that was the last one. Sometimes I'll come out here and I'll see Suki putting up some
bullshit at night. Bricks or lays. It's actually a pretty good view spot. But uh,
We gotta take a day chat and I gotta get some sort of organization and go on back to it.
This is not it right now.
This shit is all types of fucked up.
But it's fucked up in a way where I know where everything is.
Oh, yes, Ken?
Oh
I have some signed cars that he signed but no jersey I mean
Fuckin' Sunnyman, bro!
Fuckin' Sunnyman, bro!
Fuckin' Sunnyman!
Thanks for watching!
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get a letter okay there's one more drew I'm not gonna lie I can't get it oh my
god I'm leaking someone's address right now I'm asshole oh fuck I just need
someone's address I'm actually a dickhead bro
I find you in my room, it's fine.
It's in my room, can I just leak?
Oh my god, I just think I just fucking leaked, bro.
I'm gonna grab the package.
Oh fuck, bro, I'm in so much pain.
Am I a bitch?
I'm not a bitch.
I can't let this check in with me, I'm a bitch,
for having pain of a broken bone.
All right, Chad, I'm gonna, I don't know how,
all right, Chad, I'm gonna give you guys
a weird angle, okay?
I'm gonna try to carry this package up.
Like, I actually am so fucking frustrated with this arm.
This is the worst thing ever having to do things with one arm, bro.
I can't do anything.
I'm fucking angry.
No, just a camera.
Okay, Chad, all my packages are up here.
Switch the desktop.
Switch the desktop.
For now.
All right.
Chad, I have to go pee really quick, okay?
I gotta go pee.
I'll be right back.
quickly okay I'm gonna be okay we learn together that's it that's all my plans I
I have one, two, three, four...
What?
That one's fucking crying for no reason.
Yeah, let's get this one to...
I'm a little bit sad.
This one.
I'm just really, really sad.
We need to...
We need to put some...
Put on some...
Yeah.
The one that actually just looks like its head is just in the dirt stand.
Yeah.
It's like...
Some sad tunes playing or something.
It's okay, they're gonna slowly, but surely...
come back to life.
I mean, they are still all alive and living.
Are we here?
Surely something's not right with this sling.
Surely something's not fucking right with this sling.
Surely it's not.
I need you to come back up here I want to change the scenery up I feel like I
open PO it at the desk too much I want to do it outside on my balcony it looks
right you know what I'm you know I'm gonna do yeah I'm gonna hire a full-time
nurse I don't care I'm gonna hire a full-time nurse and I'm gonna have her
Just literally like fix my arm and take care of me wait
Wait, what the fuck?
Bro, I said this much to you you should have gotten it
Well
Fifteen orders are being sent to five, five.
He's got to be lying.
There's got to be a troll.
Might not be there yet?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven things should have gone delivered, if this is real.
Stop saying six, seven.
Where's Ruth?
All right, let's count how many packages I got, okay?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
16 things, 16 things, but six of them are letters.
What do y'all think the letters say?
Hey, Jay.
What's up, dude?
I'm going to have a little bit of a break, Jim.
It's the new streamer, dude.
Today, I'm breaking a world record.
What is it?
World's smallest PO box opening.
Oh, no, no, no, we got a way smaller one.
Oh, what'd you guys get?
About, like, one of these and a couple of, like, three
like, maybe.
OK.
So, but it's close, though.
You might.
So here's the issue is, so I get letters,
but the letters, they just ask me to give them money
or buy them a PC or give them a shout out.
And then the packages, one of them I'm pretty sure,
wait, I'm missing packages.
Now we have more than 16.
I think Drew has two back.
Wait, there's more packages missing.
I've got another one more left.
All right, we got 17.
But Drew, I'll be honest.
Okay, look at this.
This guy just said proof that he sent me seven things
that say delivered to the PO, and they're not here.
I don't know.
He sent you a game of On Basics backpack.
And a Kindle, paperwhite, and a book.
Why did he send some?
All 15 orders are being sent.
It says seven got delivered, and they're not there.
Ooh!
Not bad!
The core logo is built around the idea of creation flowing from the center.
The oval shape represents a globe symbolizing global reach connection and influence through streaming.
At the center, the shooting star represents vision, creativity, and movement,
reinforcing the meaning of core as the heart and foundation of the brand.
Biblically, the star symbolizes guidance and purpose, reflecting a brand that aims to create with direction,
impact in a strong foundation.
That's the Subaru logo?
That is not even close.
Never mind, it is pretty close.
Fucking Subaru core, bro.
It's not bad though. It just looks too much like the Subaru logo.
Drill.
It's not AI. Yo, you guys think everything's AI.
He's showing
He has the image of him designing it.
LMAO leave Drew alone.
What do you mean leave Drew alone?
I'm waiting for him to cameraman.
That's his job.
What do you mean leave him alone?
Can you pin this?
You should have gotten it.
It was my first time doing it.
I wanted it to be special.
chat? Lacey D. Ones himself over XQC, a super strong community over 10 years, arguably one
of the strongest and biggest communities on Twitch. But me, because it flips in IRL, in
TikTok, if you put XQC on one side of Times Square and me on the other side of Times
square I'm gonna have hundreds of girls running up to me asking for a picture
that's all they see take your shirt off we want to see you like all these he goes
abs I'm gonna have so I'm gonna have a crowd of people that I lie you know but
XQC might not have that because he's not in the same clipping did I lie now
tell me that I lie that I lie that I lie
Yes, lift your shirt up then see my point you guys are telling me to lift my shirt up right now
Okay, I don't know when I'm gonna do p. O
Drew
Can you come up here?
Yeah, what if Drew started vaping?
That's my theory.
I think Drew started vaping.
And I think that because, yoxics me,
I think because Drew started vaping,
He's been taking a lot of late breaks.
Thoughts?
Wait, Drew said, five minutes,
I'm signing off for a package you ordered.
Huh?
I swear on it order food I put it on God in order food
Package equals vaping, you guys think Drew got influenced?
Oh my God, I know what happened.
Drew lives with Lays now and they're together 24-7.
Also, Drew is probably starting to smoke weed, and now he's just addicted to weed and smoking
every day, so he's starting to be really lazy.
He smokes weed with Lays.
Oh my God, and he tried the lean drink.
He's been sipping with woo and Lays.
Call Lays.
Calling Lays, mobile.
Your Lays, I'm live.
Got a quick question I want to ask you real quick.
Did Drew ever take a sip of your drink?
No. I'm pretty sure he said no.
Oh, really? Because Drew told me yesterday that he took a sip, so now you're lying.
Did he actually take a sip on God?
Oh, now you're going to act oblivious, right?
There's no way he actually took a sip.
There's no way on God I'm going to remember if he did.
I appreciate it, did we?
Isn't that what you told me then?
Drew, come take a seat.
All right, ladies, thank you.
Come take a seat, bro.
Let's not talk to you.
What?
It's come to my attention that you
have become addicted to drugs.
So you want to be yourself and be a nice girl?
What?
I'm voting for you for the other.
Why?
Because I want to be outside.
I want to switch the scenery up.
I'm doing something else, so can you just open it in here?
No, I'll just wait till you're done.
All right.
I got a little bit less than you.
Hold on, I wanted you to camera man.
I'm trying to do something.
Okay.
Can you see your eyes?
Hold on, hold on.
Are you dumb?
You've been smoking he's been smoking weed
Lasers told me you took a sip of his weed drink
You didn't drink one, but you had a sip
Sorry.
Lays you say in the chat, Drew's been smoking with me.
He's high as a kite right now.
Nice.
So Drew's been smoking with you.
What did I order?
I actually don't know what I ordered. What is he doing down there? What is he signing off for?
Can we talk on the street at home? Oh my God.
I go spy on him.
We know bit rate.
No.
What are you doing down there?
Just chilling, talking to the chat, not doing anything.
Not doing anything.
He's acting weird. He's acting weird.
weird. He's slurring his words a little wobbly, a little bit of an attitude, a little sassiness.
God I could tell he's high he's been on weed. Should I have him piss in a cup?
Drew is too comfortable should be demoted as assistant and just be a
cameraman must hire a new assistant him doing both the slowing down streams
Oh, although when I said this a month ago, you guys all said I was an L boss, right? Nice. Okay. Nice
Okay, wait chat switch over to this am I lagging or is it good hold on I'm gonna go outside
Is it lagging out here
Where is he?
He's down here.
Oh, how am I to move on?
Oh, how am I going to do that?
Oh!
Is he just watching adept?
There's no way he's just watching adept!
Oh my god!
What dude?
Is Troy here?
Yeah.
He's in there.
Yeah.
Doing what?
Funko.
I got some big camera man.
Open the door.
I can't open the door.
Did you just show that?
No.
I don't think so.
I hope not.
Did you just show that?
No, I think so.
I hope not.
I don't know.
Okay.
I'll come and put it in the washroom.
Please wait.
I'll open it from tomorrow.
I'll see you later now.
I'll check this whole time and see you later.
I will never like you, but what I do I do.
I'm not gonna let you go.
He's buying drugs.
All right.
I'm not gonna let you go.
All right.
What are you doing why please tell me why some retard is calling me telling me there's extra
boxes and I have to go pick them up now from the peel box and then he goes by the way Mr.
Your phospho is fine.
What are you doing, bro?
So who are you just on the phone just now?
I'm doing with a British accent.
So you weren't on the phone just now with somebody.
You're sitting at your desk drinking a protein shake
watching Adapt when I asked you to come cameraman.
I'm busy on watching Daddy.
You're supposed to be doing your job.
Oh, no.
I'm not in his chat.
No, I need a cameraman.
I don't know, you just do what I have to stop.
No!
The camera doesn't work out there.
Why have you gone so lazy?
I'm not lazy.
Yes you are.
You've gone so lazy.
I don't want a snack, I have rice, crispy.
No, I don't want a fucking snack, I want a...
Come on, look at all my snacks, bro.
I want a cameraman.
You don't want something, bro, come on.
I don't, I want a cameraman.
Bro, come on.
I want a cameraman, I don't want a fucking snack.
I'm on break.
What break?
You just had a week break right now. You just had a week off. I you're a paid week off
Just gave him a paid week off I
Gave him a paid week. Yo ladies. I just gave you a paid week off. I
I asked him to cameraman and he's sitting at his desk eating a rice crispy watching adapt and he said he's on his break
What I don't he's gonna get fucking fired
He's gonna get fired
I'm gonna I'm gonna put my foot down walking away. I'm gonna do it offshore. I'm gonna tell him he's getting demoted
Cameraman only duties from now on that cuts his pay and have to
I'm gonna hire an assistant. I'm gonna pay him the other 5k that I'm paying Drew
I want to do PO who's on a phone for me bro hello
Hello, Mr. Fosco. I'd just like to tell you that Mr. Wolin is an established and a hard-working...
What's happening here?
...and that he should leave without him to be honest, but you keep bothering him while he's trying to take his lunch break.
I think everyone should be in high school at half an hour lunch break.
Jump off a fucking bridge!
Sure. Relax to the workers.
I
Fucking actually piss me off actually genuinely piss me off
So I just don't I don't know what he's doing actually don't know what he's doing
He doesn't do his job anymore?
I mean I might have to demote him to just cameraman
and then just hire an assistant.
I'll take 5k away from what I paid you a month
and just pay an assistant 5k a month.
You know what? I'm putting my foot down. I'm putting my foot down. I'm putting my foot down.
Get the camera and get your bitch ass up here.
Wait, what did you order?
Huh?
Can I sign for it? I don't know.
What's that like sign here you said?
I know you texted. I don't know what I ordered.
All right, wait. So I can sign it? Where should I sign my life?
Is it for Lacey or is it for Nick?
Except for Nicholas Fonsko.
Are you tired or not?
Yeah, sure.
I'm going to have a second.
No, you don't have a second.
What did I order that needs signed for?
Usually stuff you got assigned for is expensive.
Right?
I don't remember anything, but look, it's not a troll, it doesn't mean anything.
He's got something.
I'll check on my feet.
It's not hepatitis, shall it?
I don't know what I ordered. I actually don't know.
You have to sign. You have to sign for it.
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Your influence on fashion culture and individuality has made you one of the most recognizable and
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Are you slowly?
I don't know, but I don't know either.
Did you speak or real? I can't tell.
Go on.
That's just called off.
What the fuck?
Wait, I thought it was an actual watch.
Oh my God, it actually has the plastic on it still.
What the fuck?
Bottom of your ex-swash, royal pop.
How do I know if I'm getting showered or if it's real?
Well, I'm pretty sure this means it's real, no?
I don't want to show the serial code, but it has a certificate.
I think so.
It has a certificate in it.
They don't deliver or ship?
I don't know.
Bro ordered it to himself.
Can you even order these?
What do I do with it?
Does it like unhook when you pass it to a collective?
Well, I don't understand.
I saw it on 2JR.
He popped it out of this.
So it doesn't dissipate.
But for what?
Because then they think, like, what do you
think they've watched, then, and said, gosh, where?
It's a collectible?
Wait, can I, okay, this might be, hold on,
should I look at it close up?
Yeah, or maybe like, I actually know.
Wait, so can I take this off the thing
and put it on a watch or no?
Yes?
It's a pocket watch, but I want to get a bay. I don't see anywhere to put bands. That's the thing
You can buy a special band for it
This is sick
It's like a little key chain.
It goes on your wrist?
Will you wear it like this?
Yeah, I don't know
So how do you attach it to a vacuum?
It doesn't, doesn't unclick.
Oh, you're right.
Wait, check.
Wrong or right.
You can pop these out, right?
I swear I'm-
Yeah, but just popping it out, break it?
No, no, no.
I don't think so.
Under your neck.
Loopy.
Pop it out.
It pops out, yes.
Wait, could someone send a link?
Bro.
I want to be honest, it's really cool.
I just wonder if there's a way to take the face and put it on an actual watch that would be sick
That's fake. That's fake. That's fake. That's fake. That's fake. This is fake. You can't
actually do this. Do not get click baited. This is fake. The the dial, the dial's on
the top of the watch. It's not on the side. This is fake. It's not. It is. Look, look
at the watch on his the dial is on the side on the actual one I have it in my
hand the dials on the top look that's a fake video there's two different styles
No, they're easing it.
You guys just make shit up.
There's not.
I'm looking at the official website.
wait no look look that one that one side base the blue see the AP side is the
right way
wait so I can't do that with mine no I'm brah I'm telling you I saw them to
touch up they were making bands and this part to go on the top like it fits
that way
Yeah, it's this right here.
See, look, the dial is on the top.
How do you get that, though?
I think we just have to order it from a site.
Or we could just do this and tape it.
No, I don't want to tape.
I mean, yeah, fuck, you got tape?
I can go with some tape, yeah.
How do I pop it out?
Only $400?
I mean, shit, that's pretty good, though.
It's cool.
Resale value is more.
Which one is this?
Poit Blanc AP, StockX, 1700.
Wait, so let's go up over time.
Oh, no.
Check the box.
It comes with a band.
and put it on guard.
Oh, it does seem, you guys are just a lot.
Ah.
Don't laugh at me.
This is the site.
You can get a band.
They're literally all sold out.
You're literally all sold out.
I'm genuinely curious, okay, I'm genuinely curious
if this is actually from SWATCH or AP,
or if you're in France,
Or if someone's trolling.
Very possible.
Text like Joe, see Joe,
had me send it or some shit.
Oh wait, how do I keep it hilarious?
Do you take the pop it out?
Get the pop it out.
How do you pop it out?
I don't know, I've never had a swatch.
Chad, if I pop it out, can you pop it back in or no?
Oh wow, okay, well there goes that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.
Put it on me?
Yeah.
Nice.
That's good.
That's good.
Hey!
That's tough.
Come on!
We got to swatch on y'all!
Hey Lace!
What time is it?
Come on, bruh!
This is hard!
That's hard!
That's hard!
Is this your first AP?
No.
It's ass, how's his ass?
This is cool, look!
You can wear it as a watch!
A banless watch, that's hard.
A banless watch is kind of tough.
Well, what is this, your actually tweeting?
Go show adapt.
We should go show adapt.
Okay.
Is he actually alive?
He's alive, okay.
Wait till we're together.
What are you doing? I hear you fucking crinkling candy.
I'm not gone. I'll be a month off with a long list of things.
Chad, is this hard or no? Is this hard?
I'm gonna do P.O. as soon as I'm done over there.
I feel like this is actually tough, are you?
Guys stop hating it's tough.
Only way you can hate on this is if you're jealous or you don't have one.
What time it is?
Adapt!
Adapt!
It's lazy!
I want to show you my new watch!
Production!
Sandman!
What happened?
Look at my new watch!
Oh nice!
It's an AP!
Oh nice!
It's an AP!
Is that the...
It's an AP swatch!
Swatch?
Why you have a taped on your hand?
Because how am I gonna get it on my wrist?
A band?
It doesn't come with one.
It's a pocket watch.
Wait, so you went to the store and bought that?
I got it where they shipped it. I thought you had I don't know if I'm getting told they're not you had to go get it in person
No, yes, but I got a letter from APX watch in the box
But I don't know if I'm getting trolled or if I got it sent to me
That doesn't chat you had to go in person to wait in line and get the club
It looks legit, but why you have tape on it because how's it gonna get on my wrist?
What can I see it like can you take it off? I don't mind it looks
They sent it Steve. Yes. I'd watch Drew said there's a package here. You're gonna sign up for it
Is it real chat or I can't tell I don't know I don't know
I'm pretty sure you had to go in person. I mean I'm not a watch guy, but like
production can we
But it looks it's sick though. Yeah, I mean it looks good
that
Think yeah, you should get a chain for it, bro
Like pocket watch it or something. Oh my god a chain. No, no not like on your neck. Yes, that's sick
Well, it has an AP chain
I've seen it before I was thinking AP chain. I would sweat I would probably like put it like pocket watch it or something
No, I'm going to get you.
It looks real.
It looks real, right, Chad?
It looks legit, bro.
Look at the back.
Certificate in the box.
Wait.
Can I see the certificate?
Yeah.
I don't want you to show the thing now.
I want you to show the thing now.
What thing?
Oh, like the certification code?
Yeah.
From the letter, too.
What?
The letter.
from the letter to what he threw it wait what
I don't want to show the barcode.
There's still a two of them, if you want to show it to the chat.
Wait.
Someone said this to me.
This isn't from AP & SWATCH.
It says it was bought at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
I'm getting larked.
I'm getting larked.
I'm getting warped.
I'm dead, I'm getting warped.
What do you mean?
Cole, thank you for that 16 months.
Yeah.
USD $400.
I mean, it looks like.
Be careful, it's a work order.
It looks pretty official.
Look at the address.
What about it?
Is that where they're looking?
Is that where they're looking?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Did they like, did they send a certificate with it, or just
this?
That's it.
I mean, it looks real to me.
Is there a website to verify the thing?
I don't know.
Yeah, you probably could.
There's just no way someone made a fake already, right?
Probably.
Yeah, probably 100% people already
sure you did you buy this or did they just send it to you so you didn't even
pay for it that's crazy those are not paper I mean it looks it looks pretty
You're good to me, Lacey.
I wonder how to put it on my neck.
You want to do a different chain with your son?
Because the one that came with it's too small.
The one that came with it's too small.
Dude.
All right.
The one that's flexible.
Can you go to the door?
Yeah.
Yes.
It's a dope wash.
Guys, I don't think it's fake.
I mean, this is a certificate with a barcode with a number.
Who knew you signed it to take a watch back?
I don't know.
Call on, wait, where'd you get that one watch from?
Call Timepiece.
FaceTime Neil Timepiece.
I'm going to get back.
Look at me, here.
Who else is watching?
Look at the amount of valor I got.
What, these are the values?
Huh?
Look, isn't that a value?
It's the value that someone watches now?
Yeah, I don't think so.
Okay.
How can I put it on my neck?
I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have
an idea.
Take this off me real quick, Drew.
Okay, wait.
Why are you avoiding Ron?
Ron's not here.
There you go.
That's hard, bro.
Hey, swatch on the neck!
Yes sir!
Alright, keep it here, can you go?
I
Come on, bro. We got it.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no.
Fuck you.
Wait, what's us?
All right
What's under there
Alright, so we got another P o box opening y'all know to drill if you want to send stuff to my P o and be featured
On-stream and in the video the P o box is linked below and it is right here on the screen
I'm back. So
This is our PO box opening. We have a lot of letters this time. Okay first letter
It's from
Maya from Maya, okay
Hi Lacey, my name is Maya everybody makes fun of my name, but
But I actually really like it.
It's very cool because my uncle died in a war and my mom named me after him for remembering
him but I'm not, but I'm not, but I'm not here for that.
I'm here because I'm really having a hard time at school with reading and writing and
I'm in grade 6 and sometimes people laugh about me because I say the wrong answers.
So that is why I never raise my hand.
So is there anything that you can tell me to cheer me up?
Okay.
Um, listen, Maya.
First off, people who make fun of your name, don't listen to them because they're just
jealous that you have a cooler name.
Your name is probably something basic like John or Ryan.
You have a unique name.
You have a cool name.
And don't let other people bring you down or your name because one day your name is going
to mean something in this world, all right?
And when it comes to school and reading and writing and not wanting to put your hand
up, sometimes you just got to face your fears and you just got to do it.
And over time you're going to get better at reading, you're going to get better
at writing.
you read the more you write and who cares what other people think because at
the end of the day as long as you know that you're trying to be better than you
were yesterday and improve as much as you can then that's all that matters so
who cares what those people think is there any chance you can send me a tap
cap with you and clicks his signature you know what hold on to this year I'm
I'm going to send him a top cap.
Uh, yeah.
Okay, next letter we have from Dustin.
We have a letter from Dustin.
I'm having trouble opening stuff here with my wrist guys, I'm sorry.
Okay, hold on.
Dear Lacey, I wanted to thank you for being a part of my college journey.
Your process has inspired me.
Any advice in college from Dustin.
University of Notre Dame with a master of science and finance in Texas A&M University with a Bachelor of Science in Agricultural Economics
Listen dude, you seem like a very bright fella. All right, you're asking the wrong guy about advice for college
I dropped out in my second year
but um
Listen, just
Just
Keep being you dude keep being you man
And and I appreciate you for sending me some some letter in the mail and congratulations on the graduation Dustin
Congratulations. Congratulations, man
Next letter is from someone named
Jack says for Cor Lacey
That means it's very recent okay
Lacey, plus all the core guys, the graduating class of 2026.
The class of the 2026 Edmunds Woodway High School announces its commencement exercises
Friday evening.
I only received six tickets in total for my immediate family members, but it would
be awesome if you could come to the graduation and send a gift. Love the
content, been watching you since your fortnight streams. Good luck with the core
guys from Jack. Okay. Jack thank you so much for the invites at a graduation.
I'm trying to see a date though
So how do I know if it
June 12th
Where's Edmunds
Listen, then if I'm in town, I'll be at your graduation brother. I'll be there. You know what Jack? I'm gonna be there
Next we have one from Gavin for Lacey Fosco
Not caping bro
Okay, uh a few letters here
Okay
I'm Gavin age 13
Okay, and then there's another one
Not bad drawings Gavin not bad drawings man
You have a future kid not bad at all kid keep up the art. Oh
There's another one too Lacey from Gavin. Hi Lacey. I'm a big phone
You are oh he's even doing like a capitalization look you are
You are comma so funny
So Gavin, no life lesson here if you kid, that is not the correct use of a comma, okay?
This is one sentence, you are so funny, not you are so funny, okay?
Do you have advice to be a streamer?
I want to be a streamer.
I'm 13.
Here's my email.
Okay?
Okay, advice to be a streamer, Gavin.
My advice is, listen, Gavin, you're young,
follow your dreams now,
because once you get into your 20s and 30s,
life's basically over, kid.
So follow your dreams.
Right now, you got a lot of years to do it.
All right.
This is from Sebastian.
be nice chat be nice at least they actually put the effort into sending me
something unlike you guys
All right read this and one fan can win $1,000.
Here's a crazy thought Lacey.
Somebody owns every building you've ever walked into.
Every shopping center, every parking lot, every house, every apartment.
all started with someone seeing the opportunity and taking it. I'm reading
I'm reaching out because I want to be the guy to bring you these opportunities.
Before I talk business I want to give $1,000 to one fan on stream. All you
have to do is read this story. No! I'm good. I don't want to give $1,000 to
anybody. I'm good, bro.
When I was nine my father passed away from cancer
All the asshole all the asshole for not reading the story
When I was nine my father passed away from cancer
Two years before that I was living in my grandma's garage when he got hospitalized and lost our house
losing him shaped me. It made me want to become successful so my future family
never has to experience that. It also made me prioritize health so I was big on
sports and fitness. During my junior year of high school I had a gym
membership and I grew from 145 pounds to 175 then 195 then to 215. I've been in the
gym for six years now. I'm six foot 190. At 22 my mother had a stroke. It's
It's been really hard watching such a strong woman fall.
She raised my siblings and after my father passed.
Now I have even more reason to succeed so I can repay the favor.
She truly means the world to me.
This is only part of the story, but that's all I'll share.
With that being said, my name is Sebastian Howard.
I'm a 23 year old real estate agent.
I hope you don't see me as a complete stranger now.
I personally want to be your realtor.
You know that line by Drake?
I got my realtor out here playing Monopoly?
I want to be that person for you.
I honestly believe you and I would make a great team.
I would love to have the opportunity to come on stream and give a fan 1k if you would
like to do business together.
I'm a big fan personally, bro.
I saw the video of you and Miami going into million dollar properties.
We can do videos like that together.
I genuinely believe I can make you millions.
I know you're a smart guy streaming isn't going to last forever.
Geez.
I know you don't want to do it forever.
I just want to give you the opportunity to keep the lifestyle you have and always be
able to provide for your family.
Okay.
I'm going to hold on to this, bro.
I'm going to hold on to this because I definitely do want to get into real estate.
Definitely going to hold on to this.
I'm gonna put that right in the pocket. All right. Also, I'm sorry about your losses. I'm sorry about your losses. Okay
This is a letter for Lacey from the International Fellowship of Jews
I will bless those who bless Israel.
Is this a donation thing for Israel?
Brother, what are y'all sending me in my PO?
Mr. Lacey, thank you for caring about Jewish people.
We have enclosed your new America and Israel pin from the International Fellowship of Jews.
We hope you will wear your pin proudly.
Free Palestine.
No, where in that shit?
The fuck?
Who signed me up?
Yo, stop sending that shit to my PO!
Bro, this shit away, bruh!
Hell nah!
Next is for Lacey.
I've noticed a pattern.
I've noticed a pattern.
And that pattern is people from YouTube.
Spell my name wrong.
Lacey with E.
Okay.
Oh.
You've looked so kind of...
Everybody else.
Uh...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Uh, uh, there we go, look up, too lacy.
Pre, can you sign these?
All right.
I got an energy card.
Uh, I got double turbo energy.
a Porygon, another energy, a Giratina, and a Lampent.
And it says, to Lacy, I hope you enjoy the drawing, the L, and the Pokemon cards.
cards from Finn hey Finn thank you so much for a Pokemon cards in a drawing
bro I really do appreciate the drawing dude great drawing right here as you
guys can see great drawing with all my bear bricks in the background in the
Kobe Jersey
Listen, I'm grateful for all the packages that I get no matter the age
Fuck
Okay
Put on reminder if you're watching a video PO box address in the description. All right. This is some clothes
What does it say?
Probit label.
Okay, little promo.
Wait, pull it around, it's on your hand, fuck.
That's hard.
No, I'm okay.
Um, oh, okay.
Established in 2026.
Okay.
It's coming in brand, bro.
Okay, not bad at all, not bad at all.
We're getting into the packages.
All right.
you're discussing why you tearing that package with your teeth because I don't
have a left arm broke okay hold on
please all right
Okay, what is this?
This is more redda
Is this why do you send me redda to my PO?
Wait, this is GLP
Wait, what is GLP?
You're the same company?
No, different one.
What's a GLPRT?
Sounds like a fucking car.
Alright, well hey, thank you for the reddit again, bro.
I appreciate the reddit.
I will definitely be using it.
I would definitely be using that. I need that. So thank you appreciate the red. All right
The fuck is this
Yeah, what is this?
Okay, I'll wait home in the letter. Oh my god, there's fucking an essay.
Yo fat ass! What the fuck? It's me, Nico, the winner of the last P.O. Box.
Stop spending my money on food. You now have two choices.
One, go to the gym. Two, fly me out to the new crib and we can do a stream.
my art was literally on your wall always enjoy more master artworks and all my
socials are on the bottom
Drizzy Lacy okay day one or one day I'm not that is I'm not that fat I'm not
that wide at all and why did you make my tits so saggy that's not accurate at all
that's why are all laughing it's not accurate go okay
Oh my God, you look like Groove, literally you're Groove.
Groove Lacy, alright, and last one is gonna be First Mill with a rented Lambo.
Y'all are dick, y'all is that a dick sucker?
You are a dick sucker, bro, what did you-
No, you did not send the Apple AirPod Maxes!
Cooked sticky white rice.
Captain underpants.
Is there at least a piece of gum?
Empty pack of gum.
Ungrateful.
yo what the fuck do you mean ungrateful
he just jubated me to think he sent me air pods
what is this
what what is it
why are you sending me
Use needles and toothbrushes you fucking weirdo!
EW!
Bro, brother, this is weird.
It's height booster.
They're used! They're shit on them!
Oh, you need them. I always try them.
Used height boosters?
Oh, it's fine. Your feet go in.
a ski mask a ski mask oh coins okay some fucking pennies and dimes never mind
it's just 30 pennies
Congratulations bro, you have officially won worst PO opening of the day.
That was the worst shit you could have sent me.
Not kidding, absolutely fucking useless.
A used water pick, used needles, in a fake fucking air plow for the pack of gum.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god, it's a prime box.
Okay, another prime box.
This is hard to open because I only have one hand.
What is it?
Oh!
A prime bag inside of a... Okay.
What is it?
Another box.
It's another box.
How about you put this much effort into the gym?
What is my PL box?
You just sent me a box inside of a box, inside of a bag, inside of a box, inside of a box
with a piece of gum that told me to go to the gym.
You guys are assholes! This isn't even funny!
Did I get something good?
Isn't it? Too lacy it says.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
It just says recording.
trivia a hip-hop trivia game go wash your mouth why
Okay, rap trivia game.
Let's do some rap trivia, why not?
First question.
What was the first West Coast hip hop record label?
A, Rappers Rap Records, B, Aftermath Records, C, Top Dog Entertainment, D, Ruthless Records.
wrong the answer was a
alright okay this game is
pretty fun I'm gonna play this later I'll play this later okay
but I just don't understand what what
a wrap dictionary
and it's open.
A recording calendar.
I don't understand. I'm really confused.
okay well hey thank you uh for oh it's a recordable card you should say a note
Oh, you give it to somebody quick.
Hold on a minute.
How's it work though?
Record.
Yo!
You have to charge it?
You have to charge it?
No, there's no way.
Hold on.
Um, hey daddy.
Um, hey daddy.
I can't.
Um, hey daddy.
Um, hey daddy.
Um, hey daddy.
Um, hey daddy.
Um, hey daddy.
Um, hey daddy.
um hey daddy it's lacy here can't wait to get that big dick tonight oh yeah oh
yeah who's a good boy
you have to hold it oh you have to hold it hey there so glad you opened this
card. Now I want you to come open my butt cheeks and put that big fat cock in it.
She's there. I'm so glad you opened this card. Now I want you to come open my butt cheeks and put that big fat cock in it.
That's sick!
Give it to Sophie.
Oh, shit.
Wait, you ought to write me.
No, no.
Don't give it to adapt fuck envelope, right?
No, envelope.
Ink?
No, because they didn't look very far enough.
Who might give it to you?
Soak your adapt.
Let's not delay so far.
So let's give it to adapt.
Yeah, I'm not going live before 7 o'clock.
Okay, but let's not delay it.
going live before seven. Okay, well let's not delay this.
Well, Jesus is not live, so he probably isn't going to get delayed.
Ryan, I got you something.
What's up, dude? How are you?
Okay, go ahead.
No.
This is you.
This is you.
What do you think?
This is really you.
Yeah, you're the custom leaky guard.
There's no letter.
What are you wearing?
Some shit.
Some little shit.
Take it off. Let me see it.
Is it real or fake? I can't tell.
You want me to hear it? Pop it out.
Is it real or fake?
I saw a tweet that said AP sent this.
Yeah. I think I got it sent to me.
Why?
Someone know.
Because the thing says Las Vegas.
This is pretty cool.
Is it real or fake?
I don't know. I've never seen it in person.
This is what it looks like.
It comes with this.
This would have been a little bit cool.
Why do you think it looks like this?
Damn.
This is what people are going crazy for.
I thought it was a watch.
It's pretty cool though.
I kind of like it.
It's some swaggy, right?
Pop it right back in.
Yeah!
Yeah!
He's slaggy!
Damn bro, yeah.
I only got a couple packages.
I think...
I only got a couple packages.
This is your P.O.?
Yeah.
It was like more on your...
It was like Christmas for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They had like two full big baskets when I got there.
Yeah.
Two.
You know what happened?
See someone's saying this, scrolled in Twitter.
I literally just got back from this for lazily, yes.
Someone mine?
Probably got mixed up in here is what's probably happened here.
Oh, no, absolutely not.
Me, actually, I see almost every single.
No, some of them say it's Ron and Yahoo.
Oh, she said ICUP.
Yeah, that one says ICO.
Yeah.
OK.
Hey, there.
I'm so glad you opened this car.
Adept, thank you so much for opening this car.
my dad thank you so much for opening this card now come to my room and open my butt cheeks and
fuck me
my my ap my ap
wait is the dap still live gilly
no no no hold on
Is there good enough Wi-Fi for ourselves?
Can it go under? It's too f***ing fat!
It's too f***ing fat!
Because of the thing in the middle.
How do I get it in there?
Can you help me?
No, not this way, please.
Huh?
No, this way.
Why not?
Is it free?
Is it free?
This is for you.
Is it free?
No, it's not free.
Is it open?
Why not?
It's free.
Is it open?
No, it's not free.
Is it open?
See?
Oh my gosh, is that?
Hand this to ADAPT.
ADAPT they have mail.
Okay.
Okay.
Open it!
Okay.
I
Dab open my letter
No, I I could hear the direction it was going I'm like production trying to fix my frames right now
Wait, how do I so so what do I need it?
I can get one I think Chad do I have another HDMI is that what I need?
Silky this is a plain white card
Silky this is a plain white card, you know, it's not plain white that BBC I want you to fuck me with
You can have one, Katey.
Yeah, you can have one.
Silk!
Whoa!
Silkie!
It's Silkie here?
Yo, this came for you.
What's up?
Silk from my P.O.C. and give me the silkie.
Ooh!
That was actually a good-ass kid.
Silk from my P.O.C. and give me the silkie.
That's it.
That's it.
Someone from PO said give this to Silky.
Silky, this is a plain white car, you know it's not plain white?
That BBC, I want you to fuck me baby.
You know.
Do you like it?
So you got me a car.
What the fuck
Kind of hard right this is not even a real swap way it is. Yes. We were to get it from I got it in my my mail
Wait, they gave you in your bureau. Okay. It said FedEx came drew out a package. They didn't sign for it
It said there's a letter in there like a printed piece of paper that says lacy
We love your fashion and desire ability from a single bunch of a vibe, bro
This place on the thing says Vegas
I think a fan is trying to troll me and send me one, but I think I got trolled.
How do you get trolled for getting the free swatch?
I mean I got the swatch, unless it's fake, then I'm getting totally trolled.
I mean I doubt this isn't as fake though, man.
How the fuck does a nigga have a fake already in his head?
That's what I said.
And the chat thinks, he's dead, just keep that through your legs.
Wait, he went through his legs?
He went through his legs.
How? It must have been the perfect light.
Yeah, the front.
Yeah, I'm gonna make him a little note and leave it here for him.
What do you mean?
I'm not a whore.
Hey, Mari Poo, it's Lil Le here, aka Lacey. So happy you're back. I missed you and your
plushest lips and that nice beautiful bright smile. Can't wait to feel those muscles and
and reblosion all over your body tonight.
Come upstairs when you're done streaming.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Hey, my little poo, it's Lil' Red here, aka Lacey.
So happy you're back.
I missed you and your plush lips
and that nice and beautiful bright smile.
So I'm waiting to feel those muscles
and reblosion all over your body tonight.
Come upstairs when you're done streaming.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
I don't believe in Mary, it's not for the fun, dude.
She will.
He goes live, chattel, tell him, oh, open your desk.
Yo, can you outside have a cup of shoes?
Oh, hey, do you want to get a football?
No, I don't.
Do you want to see me get a football?
Well, you want to see some of the action?
You get a football, watch this shit.
There we go.
Don't have shoes on, by the way, so don't judge.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I am going to go to the other side.
Jack, you hear me?
Wait, my internet's out.
Maybe I'm part of the one who was in the chair.
Next package. Yo, we smelled weed.
Maybe it was the old man.
You think the old man was just blazing up?
I need to fry it, I thought I was going to eat it.
Yeah, I swear I smelled weed!
Wait, what's that thing here?
What is this?
It was Drew?
Oh, was it? I don't smell it.
Aw.
Aw!
It's Milo!
AHHHHH!
Oh, the good little puppy Milo!
Guys, welcome my new puppy to the world!
His name is Gabriel, but I'm going to call him Gabe for short.
Isn't he cute?
Good boy.
Oh, fucking asshole.
All right.
I don't say what the fuck.
I'm not skipping any, bro.
Oh.
You're skipping every time.
I'm not skipping any.
I'm not skipping any.
You just sit there and watch me struggle.
You never ask for help.
But like, if you see another human struggling to do something, you usually just like help
I'm out of being kind.
The cameraman doesn't do anything.
Yeah, you don't do anything.
Exactly, that's my point.
The cameraman is not supposed to do anything.
He's just supposed to hold the camera.
Do you want scissors?
I'll ask you if you want to.
Here's a five-time.
So don't even open it.
Someone's address is leaked?
Wait, how?
Where?
Okay, wait, I think it's good
Like why did you just tape it to living hell bro, why did you tape it to fucking living hell?
A hand would be great though.
There we go.
More hats.
Nice!
We got hats.
Okay?
Some hats.
And then we got some new clothes.
A nice little camouflage for the hunting season.
Appreciate you, bro, thank you so much, man.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
Don't keep this package of songs.
All right.
Now we have Tulasi from Invoice.
Wait, do people just send you invoices in PO?
Yeah, you have to pay it, too.
You wonder why you don't get packages?
Chat.
This guy, respectfully, I really appreciate it, but he sends me his clothing brand every
P.O. box with hats and clothes and asks me to shout out his brand.
That's not like a, you know what I mean?
I appreciate it a lot, but I'm not going to open the same clothes every P.O. box
It's opening.
What the fuck is this?
Wait.
What is it?
An invoice for $11.50.
For who?
From UPS.
days released by customs. So I have to pay $11 to get this package to get whatever it is.
The hell?
All right, and now we got the last package from Yoni. Oh no, this is going to be fucking...
I
just not a person it's from a brand bro
Yeah, but this one's good.
And no one more.
Mom, mom, nominal.
There's no one more.
I'm not gonna lie, I actually fucked with this though.
It's not bad.
It's a B-2.
It's a little bad, I don't know about them, too.
It's kinda cool.
Yeah, I actually fucked with this.
Yeah, it's a B-2 shirt.
It's actually not bad.
Not bad merch, not bad, not bad,
Not bad from a too lacy.
Alright.
Let's see this.
First thing first, congrats on opening a package from someone who clearly has good taste.
Inside this thick, big, meaty brown box, you will find seven pieces from my clothing
brand.
sealed unopened Pokemon box. A drawing of you and Marlin. Enjoy everything. Hmm. Okay.
Okay. I'll open one more hoodie and see how it looks. Let's see, let's see. Not bad material.
I actually will wear this I'm not gonna lie
Basic I actually fuck with it. I actually fuck with the clothes bruh gently gently fuck with it
All right now we have a picture of me and Marlin
What the fuck is that
What the hell is this
I'm so confused what's even going on here.
Yeah, what is this?
New Brain Rod.
Listen, man, I appreciate the art, but stick to making clothes, cuz what the fuck is this?
Hello, Lacey. I love you. Alright.
You put some flowers in here, and then
a mega evolution Pokemon box.
Could pull some crazy shit from here.
Could pull some crazy shit.
Chad, what are you looking for?
Chad, what's the best thing you could get out of this box?
What's the best thing?
A Pikachu?
A Meowth.
So I'm looking for a Meowth.
Let's see what we get here, Ron's off stream for a reason he doesn't want to be live today
I'm not just gonna fucking sit in there on the camera on his face
Okay, here we go spirit spur spitsy
doublaid
Holoka
Spupa hippodon judge
Pertottenator snorlax not bad
salendate
Landorus
Basic energy, okay
What do you mean you I'm not Snorlax
All right
for Frow
Tyrant
Survive
Clefairy
Lugzeo
Jessenith
Meowstick
Scorkapie
Oh full art
Full art double aid. Is that good?
How much is this worth? How much is this worth?
$500?
It's actually worth $500.
A shovel, snivee and seal, halacha, corma, oh my god, corma.
Core, Atelopathic Energy, nothing.
All right, we got Ghastly, isn't that a thing in Minecraft, Salandit, Scatterbug, Drapeion,
What's shining in the back there?
Tyrant, this side you lie.
Have I got anything good so far?
No!
You've made seventy-four cents.
Alright.
Double eight again, squirkelepie, scoopa, meowstick, nothing drapeon, superior, a pokepad, and a
rocky energy.
Wait, is it more value to keep the box?
East Bird, Probo Pass, Sail Foss, Tavern Flame, Energy Swatter, Volcaneon, oooohhhh, oooohhhh,
back to backs!
Come on, one of these got to be good!
Luminous City or Shinex?
Look how cute he is!
Go Q-Shine X's!
The city's worth $5? Okay.
Hey! Can't complain about $5.
Crushing Hammer, Salon Dip, Statterbug, Snorlax again.
It's not me by the way, I don't look like Sarlax, Volcaneon, Raticate, a Pokeball, and a Mega Clefable.
Ooh, a full art one too. Pretty cool here, Mega Clefable. Mega Clefable, pretty cool.
Wait, chat's going crazy. Wait, what is a Mega Clefable?
That's $200?
Star U, Binnacle, Dottricks, Diggers B, Barbarical, Core Memory, Klefty, Probaposs, and Lapras.
Lapras.
Okay.
And last pack are we gonna get last pack magic?
Esper
probe class sail fossil dead-end
Shaman luminous
radicates
luminous
double-a
Landorus nothing
Okay, oh
That's not what I thought that was
All right
Well guys, I have good news and I have bad news
The good news is
That was another PO box opening
the bad news is
Not a single thing from this PO box is deserving of the prize
So next week PO box opening will be $2,000 to the best person
That's right. We are keeping a competition going
but a
YouTube hope you enjoy the video drop a like comment and subscribe and the PO box is linked in the description
Okay, are y'all ready for the intro now everybody say hi YouTube
What's going on YouTube fuck nuts is that is that is that to 2015? Okay?
YouTube was good, YouTube.
It's Lacey here again with a broken wrist.
Today we have another PO Box opening.
If you guys want to send stuff to my PO Box and be a part of the videos, a part of the
stream, it's in the description and I'm going to put it right here on the screen.
Let's get into the PO Box.
We got YouTube in the building.
Yes we do.
OK.
WPO.
Wait.
Where's my chair?
I have good news.
I have really good news.
I have really good news, they said that the internet is going to be here tomorrow.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That should not be a tool.
Let's see here.
Awesome.
I don't know what I'm going to see.
Who are now?
Do we have it? Wait, you came unplugged?
I don't know, that's what it's all about.
I'm assuming. Awesome, I unplugged it upside.
Now, two hard-core to fucking radio.
Oh wait, it's syncing up.
It's how is this opened?
No, it takes a minute. Don't worry
Wait, so it's just broke
it's broken yeah it is it's not working that means it's broken uh so it's
broken you gotta go to the culprit then you gotta go to the culprit Drew needs
to settle down yeah I'm not gonna lie what you've been on your period or some
No, I said I had it.
Has Suki even went live in the new crib?
She made a new account, sir. It's called Jason the Lean.
Wait, so, outside, like, outside, outside?
Alright, why are you in that way? This is why.
Salt and pepper time, Suki said 6 p.m.
I'm not going live. Suki's...
Oh my God, you're disgusting.
Keep walking. Why are you sitting in it? Eww!
That's disgusting.
It's really good. My phone's got to do it.
It smells like shit.
Where are you going?
It's out here?
Oh no, no it's not over.
Yeah, someone knocked it over.
Or it blew over.
Or Starlink?
Look, right here.
Look to your left.
Oh shit!
Someone's fucking with like, look, someone hit it with a shovel!
Yeah, it was a shovel.
Someone knocked it over.
Someone's fucking with the stream!
Alright, lift it up.
I'll do the Starlink, or I'll do the back side.
What's on the chair?
No, it was on this.
So it has how you're okay, so I do like this
What's the difference well it's supposed to point back to action I don't know what direction that is but suppose the point
We should do what we should build we should put on a roof
Hire speed of light to the satellite and get us better connection. It's fine. We're getting one for tomorrow
When at the Sun
Guys, I can't physically use the potato launcher do y'all see my bot like you
We dead-ass got potato launcher pair of socials in a chat.
All right, um, give me a second.
Yeah, I want to know what actually happened to the grill.
Is it working or no?
Uh, I think so, it's...
They moved it back? No, look!
They took the grill! They took my fucking grill!
Sorry, can you just hook it up?
Alright, let's...
This would be much easier, but I was just not putting anything...
Alright, it should be good. It says online.
Okay, let's go.
A DAP was talking to the grill? Go get Silky?
He let it get... Oh, no.
We're gonna slow him down if we don't talk to him.
I remember that one time, during Coachella, he was chopping weed up in the kitchen, and we started talking to him, and then it took him a fucking 13 hours.
The distance on Marble Rivals.
See, we're not even there. He's talking.
You're asking for me?
What if I were you?
All aside.
Fixing my starlink?
What are you doing?
Oh, it was that?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Nice to kind of ask.
I'm going to just look up.
Nice to kind of ask.
Is your buddy going live right now?
Yeah.
How long like a little intro are you doing, you think?
Like, I just need like 20 minutes.
I don't have any time for the dick suck that I'm going to get for probably like 30 minutes,
so.
Wait, why are you going to get dick suck?
I just need for five days.
I'm going to see it on everybody else.
You want me to go to the store and get the stuff?
No, I want to go with you.
Oh, okay.
We're still making the same shit or are we doing something else?
I feel like the same shit is right?
Yeah.
Fuck it.
I know.
I'm gonna keep it up.
The second shit that he wants to make is fake insane.
How?
That fake fucking insane.
Fuck it.
Make it a fucking corn dog is not insane.
What's that?
A corn dog?
A hot cheeto corn dog.
Man, if I were to make a hot cheeto, what's he called?
We're making two things.
So cheeto.
I say we change it up.
I say we make...
make a edible food. Can you make an edible steak? Yeah, with the butter, but I know
you're gonna you're gonna taste that. So the steak tastes like shit?
I just don't think it'll taste right
Cuz the weeds it is potent
It's not gonna taste good make hot Cheeto balls wait hold
Me and Lisa were dead ass sing on this hip board.
You two videos are probably fucked.
No one actually popped out.
No, no, no.
I'm telling you, some shit's up with his couch, bro.
No, your fat ass loosened it up.
We sat on this shit for two hours.
How much you at?
Like, what the fuck?
It doesn't fucking matter.
What's your weight?
We're sitting on the bridge.
What's your weight?
I need to listen to my name.
That's like, that's like, 350 pounds together.
It's not only 200, so clearly it's not my doing.
It's your too fast.
Yeah, you, yeah, your weight scale,
so you break my calories.
200 pounds, five, six.
I'm not five, six.
You should use a high booster if that made you.
You're not using those.
All of my opps is dead.
Is this a good enough?
What?
I have a good enough.
Yo, who can sit on minimum,
yo, who can sit on minimum 800 pounds?
There's no way, you know what it is?
You know what my main problem in weight losses
losses is I don't drink enough water.
You're not wrong. I'm telling y'all if I drink more water I would get as being
She's like actually such good sheep.
It's because you're not moving enough.
All right, Chad, what do I do
for the next 30 minutes till Suki's ready?
I get yo silky is going to be ready at 30 minutes.
He told me five o'clock and he's not starting stream till 930.
Oh wait.
No shot.
It's 930.
Wait.
What?
He's still an hour and a half late.
So what can I do for 30 minutes?
Do y'all think Silky's gonna be an actual 30 minutes or a Silky 30 minutes?
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Wait, I don't get what I'm supposed to be doing. Am I stupid?
I don't even know what I'm trying to get to.
Oh, Microsoft Windows.
Okay.
I don't think I'm smart enough for this game chat phase
is
do a wiki race and get to yourself well what should I start on
What should I start on?
Did you even have a Wikipedia?
I don't even know.
I don't know what that is.
I have a Wikipedia?
Is it like good?
I don't even have a Wikipedia, bro
Lacey
Whole chat saying skip and you ignore yeah, because if I listen to you guys with everything I wanted to do my life
Would be fucking miserable
I don't think I have one. Yes, I don't have one Drew
What's fake or real net? What is this?
Yo, am I about to get hacked
What does this mean? Does anybody speak this language? Is this French? What is this?
That's French?
Okay, what does it mean?
What does it mean?
Begin.
Okay.
I'll do easy.
What?
Is this image real or AI generated?
AI.
Real.
Real.
AI.
I'm pretty good at this.
That's real.
Ooh, this one's hard.
Suki's live?
Thank fuck god, bro.
Thank the fucking lord, dude.
I don't think, I know her face looks AI, but like, I feel like this is real.
I think it's real.
Okay, I'm bored.
Try this.
I mean, it's good, but it looks like the, uh, Jen, what did we say?
This looks like the Subaru one, right?
It looks too much like the Subaru logo.
You just be clicking anything.
Wondering if this was P.O. box worthy.
Yes, bro.
Very, very P.O. box worthy.
Very, very P.O. box worthy.
Did you see this?
You know what I can do right now?
How to make Hot Cheeto Balls.
The brown beans cook here.
So while that's cooking, we're going to do the puffs.
Now let's grind it down finely just like that.
I have my white rice ready.
I'm going to add some red bell pepper and white onion.
Go ahead and throw that in the bowl with your white rice.
I don't want it to be beef.
I wanted to be Mac and cheese. Oh my god, Mac and cheese? Hot Cheeto balls.
With a game day snack that nobody asked for. 11 hot mac and cheese bites. We're going for
Ui Ui. All in a combo. Take your boxed Mac with the cheese sauce, not the chocolate. For the pasta,
Evels only cook them back according to the box directions at cheese sauce shredded cheddar and American cheese mix it all together
And pour into a parchment like loaf pan
Okay, and smooth it down cover with plastic wrap
I stick in the fridge over neck, but how do you make use the parchment to lift it out of the pan?
It should be easy. Oh shit
Slice into cubes and start judging dip it in seasoned flour egg and the flaming hot burrito crumbs. Oh, this is complicated, bro
overnight, it said?
Chat, this is a very important question. What is your favorite type of mac and cheese?
because there are different types of mac and cheese.
There's like the little tiny noodles, there's the shells.
Then there's like the character noodles.
And then there's also like,
there's so many types of mac and cheese.
My personal favorite is the shells.
I love the shells mac and cheese.
Shells is so good.
But I also like the characters ones.
The characters ones are also really good.
Baked mac and cheese? Wait, what is that?
What's the difference?
What's the difference between baked mac and cheese and normal?
Is it all mac and cheese baked?
I'm gonna be honest I don't think I've ever had baked mac and cheese that looks so good
Lacey, did you react to the Cat's Eye Gap ad?
I don't even know what that means.
Drew Cot.
A fucking yo.
It's not real.
Drew.
That's A-I.
What the heck?
I believe Drew might be...
This is from his grinder, dude.
Wait, how long does it take to make baked mac and cheese?
Wait, but okay, this might sound really dumb.
How do you get the mac and cheese to be in little balls?
Cleanin' Hot Cheetos.
Blend them.
Okay!
What the fuck is a Pico from?
Oh
Cry at 350
Oh
My mouth is watering
Imagine dipping that baby in ranch. Oh my god
Imagine dipping that baby in ranch.
That mac looks dry.
This mac looks dry to you guys.
What?
Try this, Lacey.
A fast food tournament?
Shake Shack vs Little Caesars.
I mean, this isn't even a tournament, brother, Shake Shack clears.
Dairy Queen vs Pizza Hut, hot take, Dairy Queen's very underrated.
Culver's versus Panera Bread.
I'm gonna go Panera Bread.
Never had Culver's before.
Domino's versus Chili's, gotta go Chili's.
Chili's is very underrated restaurant.
Jimmy John's in Burger King.
I'm going Jimmy John's.
I'm going Jimmy John's.
Smoothie King or Chipotle?
Chipotle, not even close.
Wingstop versus IHOP, Wingstop clears.
Wait, no way.
Chad, never had Culver's.
I've never had Culver's.
How can I put Culver's above something
that I've never had it?
Panda Express Dave's Hot Chicken.
I love Dave's Hot Chicken.
The fries are so good.
Wait, no, I don't know what I just clicked,
what I just clicked.
Fuck it, Waffle House or B-Dubs?
Oh my God, we have a first round matchup for the decades.
This is like a, realistically this first round matchup
is like a four seed versus a two seed.
Holy shit, this is a tough one.
Oh my God, because Waffle House,
middle of the night, go get some waffles, some chocolate chip
waffles, some syrup, then you add on the little chocolate milk
that they have, and then buffalo wild wings.
The wings are gassed.
The dip in the ranch, they have the cheese curds.
Ah, I'm going waffle house in three.
Waffle house in three.
Five guys versus Keynes.
Oh my God, we have a two seed versus three seed
In the first round, five guys burgers so good, but Keynes, just an all-around player.
Keynes truly is just an all-around player, bro.
I mean, they have the chicken, they have the fries, they have the bread, they have the
lemonade with the crushed ice, they have the sauce.
It's really hard to beat Keynes.
I got Keynes in five.
I feel like that's fair.
Sonic vs Taco Bell?
See me?
I might be a little biased here.
Taco Bell is very, very good.
I love Taco Bell.
It's one of my favorite fast food restaurants.
But I don't know if y'all really know Sonic's ballgame.
Taco Bell has some star players.
They have the quesadilla.
They have the Doritos Locos Taco.
They have the Baja Blast, but Sonic has depth.
Sonic can hit you with the burger.
They can hit you with the chicken tenders.
They can hit you with the slushie,
with the nerd sprinkled in.
They can hit you with the tots.
They can hit you with the French toast and syrup.
They can hit you with a chili dog.
You know what I'm saying?
They could hit you with a milkshake.
And they have the style to it.
You pull up to a Sonic.
Someone comes out on roller skates giving you your food.
That's a vibe.
That's a vibe.
I think this series is going to seven.
This series is going to seven.
And I love Taco Bell.
I think Taco Bell and any other matchup
would take this win.
But I'm going Sonic in seven.
That one hurts too, cause I fucking, I love Taco Bell.
How do you know the menu for all these places?
Are you a fat ass?
I've never heard you talk this passion before.
Yo, can y'all just let me cook?
We got Jersey Mike's versus Chad.
It's a clean sweep chick-fil-a and four not even don't even got to talk about it Popeyes verse KFC the battle of the fried chicken
This might come to a surprise
This might come to a big surprise I
Think KFC makes better chicken and Popeyes I
I think KFC makes better chicken in Popeyes in terms of buckets of chicken, something about
something about the nostalgia of pulling through a KFC drive-thru, getting a bucket of chicken,
eating that shit, eating the mashed potatoes with gravy, and then shitting your brains
out later just resonates more with me than a Popeyes chicken sandwich. Maybe it's the
way I grew up. Maybe we didn't have a Popeyes back in Erie, Pennsylvania, but we had a KFC
when mom, when moms would bring home a family bucket of KFC and a family bucket of mashed
potatoes and gravy. It was a good night. I'm going KFC. Crystal versus Subway. Never
I never had Chris on the subway Applebee's versus Baskin Robbins.
Here's the thing.
Baskin Robbins is a one dimensional team.
Robbins has ice cream and that's it.
But Applebee's, if you haven't tried Applebee's, don't listen to the people that hate on it.
This is an underrated organization.
This is an underrated team.
Okay.
I'm telling y'all this is genuinely an underrated team.
They got the grilled chicken and shrimp, they got the quesadilla, they got all the appetizers,
the chips and artichoke dip, you can get the apple sampler with the boneless wings, the
quesadilla, the little mini slotted burgers, they got milkshakes and they got ice cream
for dessert if you're really feeling sassy.
is winning this. Next up, we got Water Burger versus Papa John's. Water Burger, honestly,
in its division of the burgers is one of the lower tier burgers. Okay, it is. Papa John's
on the other hand. You go to Papa John's, we're talking about, in my opinion, fast,
Reliant and most importantly, Papa John's is consistent.
It's consistent.
You go to Papa John's, you get a pizza,
and then you get some of the little cheesy bread on the side
with a two liter bottle of Coke.
Oh, it's consistent.
It's never gonna let you down, night in and night out.
Papa John's is showing up.
I'm going to put up a Jones in the brownies.
Oh, wow.
And here we have round two, 16 v 16.
Starting off with Shake Shack versus Dairy Queen.
This is going to be a hard one.
is going to be a hard one. ShakeShack versus Dairy Queen. You don't really hear much about
Dairy Queen anymore. Dairy Queen is kind of like, Dairy Queen is kind of like, it's a player that,
that isn't really talked about anymore. It's, it's one of those, it's more, it's honestly
went from one of the top players in the league to being an underdog. But when we're talking
about an organization like Dairy Queen? You're talking about a consistent burger. You're talking
about a foot long chili cheese dog. You're talking about chicken tenders. But what puts
Dairy Queen over the edge in this series in my opinion? The Orange Julius. The Orange
Julius puts Dairy Queen over the edge and beats Shake Shack in 7. You cannot go wrong with Orange
Julius. Some of y'all might not even know what Orange Julius is. Then they got the upside down
blizzards. Come on now. Give me Dairy Queen. Give me Dairy Queen, bro. Panera bread versus chilies.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh. This is a hard one. Oh my God. This is actually a hard one.
Because a lot of people might think that this is a chili sweep.
A lot of people might think that but Panera, Panera is deep.
You go to Panera, you get a Frantega chicken sandwich, it's not bad at all.
Maybe you get that Frantega chicken sandwich with a little bowl of chicken noodle soup.
Maybe you get the rice soup.
Maybe you go for the tomato soup with a grilled cheese.
But then on the other hand, Panera does something
that Chili's doesn't do.
And that's breakfast.
You go into Panera, you're eating a good bagel.
But then you look at Chili's.
You look at Chili's, and it's like,
you have the triple dipper.
You have the triple dipper.
Not to mention how good the chips and salsa are at Chili's.
The triple dipper changed the game.
The triple dipper arguably could be
talked about as the best player in this entire league.
Unlimited chips and salsa?
A triple dipper?
I think it's a closer series than people think when I'm taking chilies and six
Jimmy John's first Chipotle
Absolute shit show Jimmy John's is that one 16th seed now. You don't even know how they made it to the fucking round two
I don't even know how Jimmy John's got here. They hit a fucking buzzer beater at the end of the first game
Don't even know how they're here, bro.
You going to Jimmy John's, you're getting a fucking some cold turkey and ham slapped on
a dry ass piece of bread.
We're not doing that.
Chipotle, though, if we're talking about, and this, this is a fact.
Y'all can agree with this if you want or disagree with this 2025 Chipotle might have taken
an MVP award, might have taken MVP award.
I don't know what happened in 2026.
Chipotle, the stats kind of dropped a little bit.
I'm not sure what happened,
but Chipotle's easily winning this series
to clean sweep Chipotle and four.
Wingstop versus Dave's hot chicken.
Oh my gosh.
This is calm.
This series is just guaranteed going to seven because here's the thing, wingstop.
Dave's hot chicken, in my opinion, has better chicken.
The chicken's more juicy.
The chicken's a little bit more pure.
It's a little bit more juicy.
But Wingstop has the flavor.
Wingstop has more flavors.
And honestly, Dave's hot chicken,
their fries are better than Wingstop.
But the main issue I'm running into here, and I think that it's the X factor, is the
wingstop ranch.
The wingstop ranch.
Because am I taking Dave's hot chicken?
Or am I dipping?
Fuck dipping.
Am I soaking?
Wingstop chicken in some ranch am I soaking that wingstop chicken in some ranch
Dave sauce Dave sauce is good, but it's not a wingstop ranch something about some wingstop ranch
Sit down and watch a game. You know 12. Oh my gosh all the chipotle. I think I think it's a Chipotle honey or something
I
I honestly don't know this game this series goes to seven. It's a toss-up. It's a toss-up
It's truly a toss-up
I think me personally the wingstop corn is what's gonna it's not a star player
But it's a role player that's gonna play defense and I think we I think he's gonna play defense in the last possession
He's gonna get a wingstop to win the wingstop corn. I'm going to wingstop in seven
church's chicken versus waffle house. Never had church's chicken. Now, I think church's
chicken in my opinion. I just don't think this is even a conversation. I really don't
think this is a conversation. Waffle House has been doing it for so long. They've been
consistent for so long. They've made the playoffs every single year since they've started.
They have rings. They have vets in the front office. And Church's chicken to me just seems
like a mediocre team who had a Cinderella story. I think Waffle House wins this in five.
I don't think it's close. I don't think it's close. I really don't. I truly don't. I truly
It all.
Now I got something crazy to say.
I got something crazy to say.
I got something crazy to say.
A lot of people are expecting this series to be a clean sweep in Kane's wins and four.
But that's not the truth and I'm going to tell you why.
We're talking about a whole series here.
We're talking about as an entire organization.
Canes, they got a one-two punch.
They got some chicken and some fries and maybe,
maybe on a Tuesday night,
the bread shows up and gives you 40, maybe.
But Sonic,
Sonic's got depth.
You got the burger who could give you a consistent 10 and 10.
You got the French toast who on any given night
could show up and give you 30.
Then you got the milkshakes and the slushies.
Also a consistent 10, 15 a night.
Then you add in the melts.
Then you got the sandwiches.
Then you got the X factor, which is the tots.
You got a tots at Sonic.
You get the tots at Sonic.
You're talking about on some nights
could outplay the breaded canes.
And then you got the pretzel twist.
Maybe you got, maybe you got the double bacon cheeseburger's good.
They got the mozzarella sticks.
There's one thing that I'm forgetting.
And that's the fucking chili cheese dog.
The chili cheese dog.
If you're really feeling it
and you put the chili cheese dog out on a court
and they give you 48 minutes,
that chili cheese dog could give you 50.
Could give you 50.
But I think the difference between Keynes and Sonic is going to come down to the swagger
that each team has.
Keynes you pull up, you go through the drive-thru, maybe your chicken's a little cold, get your
food, it's just a normal day.
You go to Sonic though?
They're coming out in roller skates with disco lights handing you your food.
That's an experience. I think Sonic was off the upset and beats Keynes in 7. I
know, I know, I know. I'm shocked by it too. I'm shocked by it too. Trust me. Trust
me.
It's not ridiculous to say that. It's not ridiculous to say that. If you haven't
on Sonic, I recommend take your car, roll the windows down, blast your favorite song,
and go get a Sonic chili cheese dog with a double bacon cheeseburger in a slushy with
nerds in it.
I promise you're going to have a great time, and then for dessert a little French toast.
So here's the thing about this series.
Think about this series, Chick-fil-A vs KFC.
A lot of people expect this to be a sweep,
and it's pretty much going to be a sweep.
But I think KFC gets one.
KFC gets one, because maybe one night out of a week,
you're feeling, I want to bucket a chicken
and some mashed potatoes and gravy.
One night out of the week.
But any other night, I'm taking Chick-fil-A5.
Subway vs. Applebee's, once again, Subway, another Cinderella story.
Probably the 14th or 15th seed here that just had an easy matchup in the first round, maybe
injured player and then they snuck their way into the second round here. If you're
saying Subway is better than Applebee's.
Alright, I didn't think I'd have to get into depth here. I really didn't think I'd
have to go into depth here. I thought that this was a no-brainer.
maybe you guys aren't analyzing the game like I'm seeing it maybe y'all aren't
analyzing the game like I'm seeing it you pull up the subway and they're just
a fully one-dimensional team they're only giving you sandwiches they're
slapping some meat on a sandwich. Not only that, but if you pull up the subway, you gotta make your sandwich.
Bitch, just give me my son! I don't want to wait in the fucking line and tell you,
let me get the, let me get the ham, let me get the turkey. Oh, now I gotta wait for it to cook.
Let me get the spinach, let me get the olives. It's fast food, just give me my fucking sandwich.
It's it's it's they're two one-dimensional
They're good on offense, but shit on defense. Okay?
Applebee's truly
Genuinely has depth
Truly
You could go to Applebee's
Seven days of a week seven days in a every day for a week seven days and
And you could get a different meal, a different drink,
a different appetizer, and a different dessert
every single day.
You could get them grilled chicken and shrimp.
You could go with the appetizer.
They got mozzarella sticks.
They got spinach and artichoke dip, let me think.
They got the little cheeseburger sliders.
They got quesadilla.
You want Mexican food, they got it.
You want pasta, they got it.
They got great pasta.
They have this one pasta at Applebee's.
Basically, it's a honey barbecue chicken
over four cheese mac and cheese.
Chef's kiss, it's phenomenal, it's phenomenal.
Highly recommend it.
They have shrimp scampi at Applebee's, phenomenal.
It's great.
You don't wanna wait an hour,
and then you talk about price.
You don't wanna spend $300, $400 on a dinner.
You go to Applebee's with six friends
spending maybe 150 bucks 200 bucks they got great deals at Applebee's they got
this one deal at Applebee's I'm pretty sure it's a it's a little like get this
pasta get this pasta free very great deals at Applebee's I'm going Applebee's
in seven
You've been doing this for 20 minutes, yeah we're in a fucking intense playoff series
here dude, we're in a very intense playoff series here.
This isn't some shit that you should take lightly, this isn't some shit that happens
every day.
Right now we have Papa John's and Dairy Queen battling to make it to the fucking semifinals.
This isn't some shit that's just going to go over lightly because a lot of people think
this is the Dairy Queen's sweet, but it's really not because Papa John's is so consistent
and they've been so consistent for so long.
You have the pizza.
You have the marinara sauce.
Not to mention the little garlic sauce they throw in the boxes.
It's great.
You have the cheesy bread, which I think is a big part in the series.
But I think Dairy Queen is just too much.
Papa John's is a great team with a great front office and a great batch of players.
But Dairy Queen is just too deep and too much for them.
You got the burgers.
You got the hot dogs.
You got the fries.
You got the blizzards when you're done.
You got the chicken tenders.
You got the orange Julius.
You got the pretzel.
I mean, you go through a Dairy Queen drive-thru
after a nice day of golf.
Maybe you're in eighth grade, ninth grade,
and you guys just had a nice fun basketball game,
maybe a soccer game,
and the whole team goes and celebrates with some DQ.
Everybody gets a burger,
and then everybody gets a blizzard at the end.
You can't go wrong with it dude.
I'm going Dairy Queen.
I'm going Dairy Queen.
No one gets a burger from Dairy Queen.
No one gets a burger from Dairy Queen?
No, awful taste.
You're tripping.
No one's getting hot dog from Dairy Queen.
No one's getting, you just said no one's
getting a hot dog from Dairy Queen.
No.
Get out of the deck, get out of the panel.
Get out of the panel.
Get out of the panel.
That's blasphemy.
That's blasphemy.
That's blasphemy.
Dairy Queen doesn't great chili cheese dog.
Fairy Queen does a great chili cheese dog.
It's an ice cream place on a hot dog stand.
Doesn't matter, that's why they're so deep
because you can get a chili cheese dog
and then rinse it down with ice cream.
What was it again?
Papa John's.
Oh, okay.
I'm located in Derrick, but not because of the hot dog.
You know how many nights it got to 9 p.m.
And I would order a foot long chili cheese dog
In an Oreo cheesecake upside-down blizzard from Dairy Queen
Sun Sun
We might have to do a IRL segment of this
We might have to do a IRL segment of this
Do a fast food playoffs, but actually get the food all in real life.
We have the semi-finals.
Four games left, Chili's vs Chipotle.
And honestly, Chipotle is a great organization.
They have a lot of talented players.
They have the chicken.
They have the honey chicken.
They got the steak.
They got the corn you put on top, the melted cheese,
the guac, the chips and dip.
But guys, we're talking about the boogeyman.
The guy who you say your garden him tonight and your eyes light up
We're talking about the guy was one about an MVP caliber player
We're talking about the triple dipper from killies
It's not someone you want to take lightly
He's averaging 40
Every night
And then you throw in the unlimited chips and salsa with it
You throw in the main menu with it
The triple dipper carries chilies
To the next round in beach Chipotle and sends them to Cancun
Wingstop versus Waffle House.
This is a crazy series.
This is a crazy series.
Two completely different teams
with completely different talents.
Wingstop is very guard heavy.
They got the chicken, the bone in chicken wings,
the boneless chicken wings.
They have the corn.
And then they have the X factor, the ranch.
But Waffle House
So versatile
They have the waffles
Then you got the breakfast platter. Maybe a breakfast sandwich
And a very underrated player for Waffle House that in my opinion is not talked about enough
He's been in the league for 20 years
Never had a game under 20
The waffle house chocolate milk, the most consistent player in the league, this goes
to game seven. Can the waffle beat the chicken?
God, this is, it's like hurting my heart even thinking about this.
I really don't know who wins this because anytime after 11pm, if you said, Lacey, where
do you want to get food from?
I'm choosing Waffle House 99% of the time.
But if you ask me, Lacy, come down,
let's watch the Steelers game.
Lacy, let's watch Game 7 and a Playoffs.
Let's watch the Super Bowl.
What food do you want to order?
Wings Top.
I think that this game, this series goes to seven, but I think, I think the waffles
just too much for the wings. I think the waffles is too much. I don't think wing
stop can stop the waffle. It's like it's like when we verse the thunder. The
The waffles, he's just doing too much.
He's doing too much.
Sonic versus Chick-fil-A.
Sonic is on a Cinderella story.
Nobody even thought Sonic was gonna make it
out of the first round.
And here they are in the semifinals.
And if you look at both teams from an outside perspective,
Chick-fil-A has the nuggets. Chick-fil-A has the grilled nuggets. Chick-fil-A has the sandwich.
Chick-fil-A has the lemonade. Chick-fil-A...
Chick-fil-A has chicken. Chick-fil-A has... I just thought I realized it. I had a real-life
realization just now. Chick-fil-A has the best player in the league in the chicken.
But the surrounding pieces, the fries in my opinion, little soggy, not always salted,
lemonade tends to be a little watered down.
It can show up on nights and can do 30 though.
The mac and cheese, not that flavorful.
But Sonic is just too deep.
They add everything.
They have the burger.
They have the hot dog, they have the slushies, they have the milkshakes, they have the French
toast, they have the tater tots.
Sonic has everything.
It has everything.
Every player on the Sonic roster could be a viable starter.
And Sonic's open on Sundays.
Sonic beats Chick-fil-A in seven.
I know, upset of the century.
It's upset of the century.
It's, I know, I know.
Don't get mad at me.
Don't get mad at me.
It's not my fault Chick-fil-A played like shit.
It's not my fault Chick-fil-A played like shit.
It's genuinely not my fault.
They played like shit in the series.
Okay, they did.
It's upsetting.
I was rooting for Chick-fil-A.
I had my money on them,
but Sonic is just too deep.
They're having a run.
They have momentum.
Applebee's versus Dairy Queen, another one that people aren't going to like.
Another one that people aren't going to like.
Both amazing establishments.
And let's be real.
Whatever one of these teams are going to make it to the finals realistically.
But in my opinion, and I see the way I see the series going, Applebee's is going to
you put absolute belt to ass on Dairy Queen.
Absolute belt to ass.
Applebee's is that team.
They got the apps, they got the entrees,
they got the pasta, they got the chicken,
they got the steak, they got the dessert,
They've got the lemonade's, they've got it all, man.
Applebee's taking it.
They have a bar for Christ's sakes.
What are we talking about?
I don't even know if you can put Applebee's
in a fast food conversation.
They shouldn't even be in this league.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This right here is what we call the Western Conference Finals.
We have the Western Conference finals,
Chili's versus Waffle House.
And this one's hard for me, man.
Truly hard for me.
Cause Waffle House is so versatile.
They are, they have the waffles,
They have the eggs, they have the hash browns,
amazing hash browns, they have the chocolate milk.
And they're just a staple in this league.
But Chili's has the triple dipper.
And once again, I don't even think Chili's
should be in the league.
I don't even think Chili's is a fast food.
Chili's has the triple dipper.
They have the main menu.
They have unlimited chips and salsa.
You look at the Chili's menu, brother, they have anything you can ask for.
They got the meats.
They got the salads.
I think Chili's is too much.
I think the triple dipper takes it home and beats Waffle House and sends Chili's to the finals.
Chili's is going to the finals and then on the other side, you have a very, very unexpected
Eastern Conference finals.
Sonic vs. Applebee's.
This is hard.
This is hard.
Sonic's got, Sonic's got, we've been over and they got the hot dog, they got the burger,
they got the french toast, they got the milkshakes, they got the slushies, they got the tater tots,
they got the sandwiches, they got the boneless chicken, they got the mozzarella sticks,
they got the pretzel sticks, they got the people coming out on fucking roller skates,
it to you. But Applebee's, Applebee's has, they, they got the appetizers, the quesadillas,
they got the artichoke dip, the mini cheeseburger sliders, they got the pastas, the pastas,
Then they have the deals.
They have the deals and you can get drunk at Applebee's.
The bar, the bar is just such a stable player.
The chicken parm, the cake, chicken wonton tacos.
I'm going Applebee's in seven.
Wow, that would hurt.
Oh my God, we have the finals.
We have the finals and honestly, honestly,
this finals feels shitty.
This finals just doesn't even feel right.
We're talking about the fast food playoffs
and neither of these teams I don't even think
would be in the fast food category.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Neither have a drive through, but somehow they made it here.
Probably a little bit of tampering going on in the league.
Probably a little bit of tampering.
Some underpaid players, some sold draft picks to get them where they're at.
The opposite has had to happen.
Chili's versus Applebee's.
Very, very, honestly,
two teams on two sides of the same coin.
Very similar establishments here,
very similar teams here.
And for the finals, we gotta go in depth.
We gotta go in depth in the finals
because I'm passionate about this.
I'm passionate about this.
Applebee's.
You walk in.
You sit down.
They bring you a blueberry lemonade.
You get the app sampler where you get artichoke dip, chips and salsa, a quesadilla, boneless
chicken wings, and mini cheeseburger sliders.
You scarf it all down.
Then you go into the main entree where you can get honey barbecue pasta and chicken.
You can get the grilled chicken and shrimp with mushrooms on top, the chicken wonton tacos.
You could go with the shrimp scampi, maybe a little chicken parm.
Then you're done with that meal.
Your whole group has eaten.
Move on to the dessert.
Oh, the dessert, they have the little powdered donut holes where you shoot the vanilla
or chocolate icing into the doughnut and you take a bite or you could get the pecan, the pecan
pudding from Applebee's. It's absolute cinema. But then on the other side, things start to get a little
scary. On the other side, you have unlimited chips and salsa. You got pasta. You got steak.
You got chicken, you got sides, you got desserts, but there's one thing that separates in each
two teams.
And it's a guy who shows up and gives you 40 every night.
It's a guy who's consistent night in and night out and puts a team on his back.
the guy who gives you all around three in one. It's the triple dipper from Chili's.
The MVP. And he wins the finals. Chili's is the official fast food finals
Winners triple-gimper averages 40 in the finals and gets the finals MVP
This is my Olympics
It wasn't even close the whole time
And some might even think this is rigged chilies had their reps in their pockets
How are they even in the league?
Don't hate the player hate the game. It's not my league. I didn't make the decisions. I didn't make the decisions
I didn't make the decisions. That's it. It's just a lot of ups. That's happened
I didn't choose the teams
But in a word of fast food chilies is taken to every time
Truly truly chilies is taken every time bro. And honestly, I might order a triple dipper myself right now
My order a triple dipper myself right now sounds fucking phenomenal
Do we even have a chilies in Calabasas?
We might have to just scrap salt and pepper and go to chilies.
We might have to genuinely scrap salt and pepper and go to chilies.
is still here ready bro? Yo I can't believe I can't believe that McDonald's
didn't make the playoffs that was kind of crazy that was kind of crazy
Wait, they had a bad year they traded the $5 meal deal, they're off season merchants.
Let's see what Silke's doing.
Is he fucking ready bro?
Yeah, it's genuinely been, I have been waiting for Silke for two and a half hours.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Wait, so we all know.
Wait, so do the captains play or no?
Or do the coaches play at all?
Oh, they know they coaches can't play.
I swear I'm going to play last round.
Yes, they can.
I'm going to play it live tomorrow.
You guys they can't?
Chad, who runs this basketball thing?
Who runs this?
RDC?
Damn, I haven't gotten invited to this shit last year or this year.
Drew!
Aw, Drew just left.
Fuck.
Yo, naughty 2K, thank you so much for the big 10 gift cards.
Dad! Dad, you've got a 10!
Look at the Nick score.
Whoa, shit.
What's going on with this game?
Wait, what's fucking J. The Brunsand doing 23 8 for 21?
Minus 14 8 for 21 0 for 5 from 3 but he made 7 free throws holy shit fucking shit in the bed
Donovan Mitchell's got 29 with four threes.
James Hardin's got 12, four, okay. Damn, Donovan Mitchell's really him. You know
what I was thinking last night, Jeff? Donovan Mitchell is so consistent.
Like he was good in Utah and he's been super consistent for the Cavs.
Wait, why are the Knicks kind of coming back?
Is there a chance?
Furlin come back with all Cavs in the second.
Is there a chance?
I
Down 13
I am going to silky one true is getting something not for you
Okay. Well, I'm not going to lie, this is only a 12-point game.
Chad, this is only a 12-point game. This game's not over.
This is the Eastern Conference finals. This game's not over.
I
Yeah, I just spent an hour watching the watching the playoffs
They're kind of making a comeback that I wasn't watching like the NBA playoffs
Fast food playoffs
What the fuck is a fast food play? Oh, wait, actually I'm back. Maybe that's something down 25
You ever heard of the fast loop playoffs?
What is a fast loop playoffs?
Oh, we just watched it.
Coming out for the last hour.
I'm sure it was crazy.
You should have seen it.
What is that?
Chili's had an upset.
They upset one whole thing.
Chili?
Chili's.
The triple dipper MVP.
Jared Allen just needs to pull three throws.
Oh my God, it's actually a score point game.
J.B.
Anybody can do it.
J.B.
I told you on his game it was not over.
No shot, right?
Oh my God.
Runs! Runs! Runs! Runs! Runs!
Put a hundred on a mix! Put a hundred on a mix!
Is that a private matter, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Rob, put another 150 on the Knicks!
Put another 150 on them!
Wait, they actually might come out.
Wait, I know that guy!
Wait, who is that?
He's the Adler.
He's a newbie.
He's a madman.
For four minutes, it's too much time.
Is it Timmy? Ben Stiller?
My god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait, what if it was over?
We're on a 15-1 run!
Wait, Chad, do we just watch the last few minutes of this or are we doing this one?
Oh my god!
Wait, space, space!
Wait, they're actually coming back.
Wait, they're actually throwing.
I'm going to talk, they don't want me to scream, push them to keep!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yo, Jimmy's actually barking, yo he's actually wallowing.
I'm 18, I'm 11!
Jimmy, that's so fucking, Jimmy, that's so fucking, they were just down 20!
Yo, JV is looping, give ready!
I come in here, I'm seeing hard and dropping airballs.
Yo, is it an 18 to 1 run?
They're on an 18 to 1 run.
An 18 to 1 run?
Yo, Rums, what are the odds right now?
I've always said that I always will watch the playoffs last year on the screen.
I will always watch the playoffs, that's the only thing I'm watching.
I'm not watching those during the season, I don't know if I'm going to follow either
or not, but the playoffs, that's what I'm there for.
Look at LazyTeen, he got the swaps.
I know, bro.
Swap chain?
I got to figure out a way to make it so it's just here.
No, you probably have to cut it and then burn it together
Or maybe you actually just take it over this
Plus 325 wait wait wait, why don't you just
Why don't you take the band off? Can you take the band off?
What do you mean? Can you take this off the white shit?
No, you can't take the band off you can
Yo rums put another put another 200 on the next you see then what I was gonna say was I was gonna say what you could do
Yeah, that's what I was saying too
I don't think I want to break you.
Yeah, no.
It's not work.
What's the predict?
Give Silk one of the hats?
What hats did they tell him about?
Who wins Knicks vs. Cavs?
Chat, chat, predicts out for Knicks vs. Cavs.
You want a vote?
What happened?
What hat did they tell him about?
They said give Silk one of the hats.
Oh, I got hats and P.O. if you want one.
Oh, like in Capsity?
Is that what that is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I probably already had some on my Lola.
Oh, what's Capsity, is that like?
That's the answer.
Oh, you have your hats on yeah. Oh shit. This look at the desert swear
I got hats no, but I got real life hats was poppin was poppin
These are nice
But I think he fucked up. Oh, they use snapbacks the LA's backward. It's upside down by accident. Oh, oh my god
This had us so far
But it's a snapback though. That's over there.
Slow?
No, no, no. That's like more of a U-Ping.
I'm gonna put it on right now. I don't really wear hats.
Let me get out of here.
One person that would be wearing hats and maybe dead-ass chains in there or is a dad. No cap.
You know what's crazy?
People actually said that about me too.
They're like, when I wear hats on, I'd have like swagger.
Can you say grenade 5 times fast?
Say what?
Grenade 5 times fast. Are you able to say that?
I still don't you didn't you didn't say it I'm alive you didn't say it fast enough for you to actually like say it
but if you say it like
I mean, look at this thing, the shoulders, what the fuck?
Is he back?
He's back.
He said Dan Clancy and the word EMP was.
Six of them.
And what's going on with them?
Chad, who was safer to go into this game?
I think we're back.
Look at that.
Real boys.
Lacey, Ghetto, and next to that,
Kyle's going to win this guy.
Bro, they were down.
They were down 15.
The second free throw and a late whistle and a loose ball fouls could be called our monkey, but next pitch was calling for it and Scott Forstner...
Wait, is that free throw?
I don't know how I feel about that, bro.
Yo, thank you for all the happy born-in-in-iniversaries.
Holy shit, though.
What, it's your partner anniversary?
Well, it was yesterday, I'm a little late.
Oh, yeah, they held them for sure.
Give the ball to Bronson, that boy is hot.
Bronson.
Double teeny.
Bronson gets it.
Bronson out of the corner of the bridges.
Shot of five is four.
Bridge is looking for the ball.
Bridge is past the ball.
What's up with three?
No!
Oh!
No, Bronson!
No!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
Oh my God!
Yo!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
We're going to give us a 21.
What's your number?
Oh.
Oh, not hard at this.
What are you doing?
Get the ball.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
We're going to turn around here on the fourth quarter.
No way to make it to this.
Right side.
No.
No.
Now the brakes, now no the drives.
What?
All right, get it down to the fourth.
Yeah.
You fucking sell out bum bitch you sell out bum bitch
What
Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, no you know what's up crazy?
is the sand yo the niggs the niggers Cleveland we're not gonna watch that
yeah niggers Cleveland it's gonna be like a filler this is actually like a game
right here you did this one oh my god
Oh my god, it's time.
Oh my god, it's time.
Oh my god, it's time.
Your clothes all attached, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
You.
No, no.
All right, let's go.
Time for the huge bucket.
26 seconds remaining.
J.B., this can be a little bit harder.
It's a meal for him, JB.
No, it's like, yo, this big is a goal!
You need some more!
No, don't hit a heartbreaking game winner.
Don't hit a heartbreaking game winner.
No.
Come on, come on, come on!
It's on TV, we're on TV.
Yo, that was the craziest in and out ever.
No way this game's going to overtime!
What?
That is insane.
Adapt!
Come on for us!
Yeah, where's Adapt?
The ending.
I know, he did it, but he didn't start working.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to be in there, and he can't play the game.
Call Adapt!
There's only 10 seconds remaining.
He's still in there?
He's still in there.
Now
Wait, Robbs, what's the mix odds right now?
I kinda wanna go heavy on him now.
Bringing up the rolling chair up here is OVO.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
What?
You wanna bring it?
The rolling chair?
Yeah.
Hey, bro, I was gonna be way too heavy.
Then you gotta bring it back down too.
Oh, yeah, bro.
There's a chair right here.
It's a retard chair.
A retard chair?
A retard chair?
Wow, I mean, when's he gonna pull out?
Oh, I always wanna do something something.
I'm thinking about everything in my body was telling me yo, don't do it no do it. I
I got to just stand down. I don't know how they just went to overtime with the Lacy curse
going on. There's no Lacy curse anymore. It's called the Lacy GIF now. For real? Yeah. Oh,
wow. Yo, Dad, did you see that game? Yeah, they brought it back. Yo, remember when you
came out and said, you said, yeah, Nick's down 25 and I didn't believe you. Holy
I just watched these niggas go on a fucking
nigga were you crying?
No, I'm just looking at them.
Oh, damn nigga!
Yeah they brought that out.
You should try some time silk.
Oh, really?
I should try working out.
Wait, so what about you, boy?
What about you?
Wait, what are they reviewing right now?
I don't even know.
Is that good chance?
I'll make it smaller.
30 to 8 runs to end the revolution.
I saw they get within 12 and then I tapped in and they started frying.
Yo, Miguel bro, y'all seen that 3 you made?
Yes, so yeah, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
That should give me, what's his name?
You know who did that on the paces?
Halliburton?
I remember a halibur when he ran out in three.
Oh my God, our ball.
No.
And for you and myself, it's me.
Nah, leave it.
That's who he is.
I mean, the Knicks have too much to let him out.
For her.
Hey!
Hey, God!
He tried to do a thing of crazy.
So what?
So what?
I'm going to just loop a little here.
So what?
Okay, because I think.
Oh.
I'll wait for him to leave now.
I think he said he's going to the next one.
He's coming back from that injury, but he's.
And he's all worked it into.
Bro, losing game, one of the Eastern Conference Finals, when you're up by 20, is he nuts.
Damn.
Oh, oh, yeah, okay.
And the Knicks have their first lead since the first half.
And I know they have the hamstring injury prior to that.
He may have been the Knicks.
Just five points?
He's the first.
Yo, the Knicks got good defenders.
Look at this.
Is it still Wriggy?
Why is his shoulders like that?
Holy shit.
Look at Wriggy. His arms are so long.
Oh, damn.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
What's that?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I got a close-out shot!
I got a close-out shot!
This is insane!
This lockdown that I'm witnessing is insane!
Once it hasn't missed a shot since I turned the game on!
I've been saying it all year.
I saw good work good work. Oh
My god
He's so nice. This is so nice. He's gonna give me so much. Hey, miss. Oh
Hey, no, yeah
Party
What's the point?
You got right again.
No, he's not right.
No, he's not.
He keep grabbing the school for 40.
Hey, he's hey.
Oh my.
Puts it up.
Won't go.
The charge.
Puts it down.
Puts it down.
Puts it down.
He's here to signature Kezzi's.
I saw it in 2K.
Are you pushing on?
I'm gonna challenge you.
You must get to this step back.
I mean
Wait, so in the NBA now you can
Wait
No chance. No chance.
So, you got a curse.
Fire.
No, I just bumped it.
And again, you shoot on the 14th foul in the overtime unless it's two in the last two minutes.
change one of speakers is so far we've got the best thing is in the game
Oh
Right now
Now he's playing around with these niggas
And...
...Dagger.
They're bubble tea? Oh, no!
He lost 40.
Oh, gee.
That's too neat!
Oh, it's neat, too.
What?
Nobby's a rim-run, dude.
You see, it's so good, bro.
He's not even trying to breathe.
There's no way he'll kill Slashman.
My god, bro, Landry, Sam, and Dagger, that's game, that's game, that's game, that's game,
that's game, oh my god, the mixer nights, look at my city, that's my city, that's
That's my city!
That's my city!
That's in the garden! That's in Brooklyn!
What? I made four beds?
Oh wait, no, that's the net that's in Brooklyn.
The nets are in Brooklyn, oh my god.
The fuck?
He's in the fucking behind.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
I put 400 on the mix and they were down 13.
I made four beds a big week.
Yeah, they're gonna run.
You don't have a game of your problem.
I'm not gonna go to the next game that I was born.
I work so down, bro.
I'm down to go to New York.
Bro, let's go to New York.
Literally my second CD, that's my second home.
I'll lay it, yeah, with the Diamond Jam.
Get two for one.
Oh, I can't even, I don't even really like,
I'll, I'll, I'll make it.
No, you should go to the video.
No, I'm down to come back.
I just don't want to, that'll be like,
flattened on the arm channel.
No, we should do the Diamond Jam,
come on, the honest though.
I would probably have to like,
just like, kind of like, watch and like,
like, I don't work at risk,
I can't do that much.
That's awesome. Yeah, we like two months. Oh that video would go as we like a number two
It's way like a number two. So he does that much use and I'm excuse both my both my of my laser
I am nerve damage. I'm bad. I'm damaged, too
What did you have CTE from?
Swanton bombs
What? Yeah
What's my mom up the monkey bars? That's fair. You ever did that? What do you need a swan Tom bomb off the monkey bar?
Yeah
What?
Chass has seen already been died. All right. All right
What's your favorite song on Ice Man?
Oh, that's so hard. It's all so good. I'm gonna say on Ice Man or out of all three
All three. I'm gonna say road trips. I really fuck with road trips
I'm not a dick ride. I'm not a dick ride. I like plot twists. Plot twists is good. Plot twists is good. Plot twists is good.
I'm gonna be honest, if you actually bless my ears this morning, I woke up, opened my door and heard you play in Drake while in the court.
Literally made me wake up so happy. Yeah. That's how I was. Oh, no. What the fuck? Can you even see the courtroom here, big boy?
It's a little ironic now. We were up 30 pounds in the last week. It's that ass.
It's a little ironic now.
We were up 30 pounds in the last week.
That ass.
Damn.
Wait, did you guys just say anything?
Oh, we did.
I can't see it in here.
Girls from Atlanta.
Too hard for the radio.
Thank you.
You say it's too hard?
That's the name of the song.
Too hard for the radio.
I didn't listen to the other two tapes yet.
I didn't listen to the last one.
I just didn't play Ice Pass.
Are the other two good too?
The other one, Bob told me about that.
That's the second one.
I feel like it.
Honor is kind of like honestly never mind
Yes, I've house
Road trips is really good
BBW is good Q&A is good. I think
What is it whole phase is good princess people don't really like it, but I think he's a banger
And then on Habib tea Habib tea's got like three three for the sauce
I think I'm gonna sit on speed dials.
Well, I don't play this, I play this.
I have all the best ones from...
Oh, wait, wait, turn it up.
I got you.
No, no, no.
Look at the game.
Oh, this one's gonna be a good swing.
What's with about the game?
What a game, right here.
What a game?
We got a drink.
That's his name, man.
They want me to retire soon.
Still with an opportunity to come back.
The next half possession, up 6 right now.
Stay alive and watch.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm gonna have to do it.
Alright, Nick, sometimes I'm focused.
Now come on, guys.
Right back, right back.
Oh, yeah, he's on the sleeve.
He's gonna wrap too easy.
No!
That's shots.
I don't know.
It was like a tipping.
Yeah, look at that side.
I can only imagine how the
the M.I.C. stadium is right now, like outside.
Wait, was that even a foul?
Yeah.
Yeah, a resale on the shock pod though.
Thanks for here, man.
They're just tuning in.
KB.
Oh no.
High strength.
I know me quarter three, Michele.
What's happening?
There's another 14 seconds to get done.
Wait, so Nick's here shooting, Nick's here shooting.
Yeah, I did so well.
3.14 seconds over there.
Damn!
What was that?
Did you see that big ass chain on that little ass girl?
No.
So they look like 16 with a big ass fucking cube in the dumpster.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh wait, is that that?
Oh my god, he missed my throw.
That's fast motor shot?
Wait, what's going on here?
Yeah, damn, we got her now.
That's his son.
Seven point game.
I feel like I missed him.
He's just weak of steel and comes from behind.
We are not going to make it.
Ha ha ha!
Aaaaaaah!
A bunch of it takes time off the clock.
7.3 is where you approach your middle of 80 in 0-2.
Come on, Nick.
All right.
Come on.
What did I do?
I reached out.
I shot him off the 14.
I'm gonna brush it for 40.
Whoa.
I was talking to you.
Lost him.
Hey.
Good night.
Air ball out of bounds.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Good night.
Ha ha ha ha.
What is this?
Straight fucking air.
Come on my necks, come on.
Can't do that.
Hey, keep that heart in.
This is why you never wanna ring.
So, JB is playing phenomenal.
Oh, gee, just missed every part of the bat.
All right, now it's for Cheryl.
Yeah, I mean, the largest.
I mean, if he makes more free throws.
Gabe Carter just dropped a stinker in the last 10 minutes
of the game.
Let's just keep it from 24 down against the rep
this back in 2012.
And Darryl's face says it all.
Yeah, for sure.
Well, you're a mix of it.
Yeah
That's a little bit...
That is racist. That has to be racist.
That has to be racist.
A light-skinned guy with hair.
Has to look like Max.
Or they just look a little like him.
That's how I'm gonna love Ron Sucki.
What the fuck is Evan Mobley dribbling?
Oh ladies down. Let's go.
We got some wax.
So the Knicks went down by 22 or 740 left.
Yeah, they bounced more than the capital years 40.
I'm gonna get down.
I need to see the regulation and year and over.
Look at that.
Hang on.
I can't.
Richard, you can't.
I'm not.
Richard, you can't.
Oh, don't have a mouse.
I'll get down forever.
I was wearing a god-dotted missile
girl's not on the cell right now.
Watch me stink it.
You got a third of that one.
Look, the 30 boy?
Yo, I just came off.
Oh, he saw last time the Master Count was on the floor.
100 and 410, and I made two wins yesterday on Spruce.
The Master Count from finals, we have seen an epic comeback.
Fast, fast.
And in both cases, those two are the same.
They say, we're like, oh, you got a sports betting
problem.
It's called investing, dude.
To the losers.
Silky, who was the star of the Knicks
when they last won a championship,
and you're not a LARPER.
You're saying in the fourth quarter
that's how they were firing you.
Wait, you saying it against him?
They said who was, wait, go back up, go back up.
No, he's on your chat.
Silky, who was the star of the Knicks
when they last won a championship
if you're not a LARPER?
He has no chat, by the way.
I stopped the chats and you can't even.
Why did you stop them?
You can't even LARP.
I don't know, are you looking up?
Kind of, look, I don't, I don't,
I only can think of three people.
I don't, okay.
I don't remember the next win the championship game like when is the last time the next one a championship
Okay, I love before my time game like
Because I was watching the mellows playing I was watching when when Lindsay enemy was going on
Damn yeah, I gave this game over
Yeah, we'll be on this. There's no way on this. You weren't even alive.
I can only be one nigga, bro. He's OG.
Oh, it was in 1973. You were 10. He's OG. You were 10 years old.
I was 10 when I was born, yeah. I was born in 1993.
That's the next one to change. You were 10 when you were born.
Nick, I'm only thinking about one person by the way the sound retarded.
You say it.
I think.
Did you get it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Come on now.
Is it me?
Walt Frazier.
No.
I don't even know who that is.
He read the chat.
The words why don't I read the chat?
Cheated.
You read chat.
Word to I did not read the chat she did you read chat
Now mellow never want to ring. Oh, it's Walt Frazier
You know I remember I used to post these memes was what Frazier on the
When I was like third when I was like it's a 14 years old. I'll pull I used to post this meme on my Instagram
Why it was like it was like why did
Carmelo not pick up the phone or something with Kobe called and then I was like because he never got a ring
Oh wait, let's hear JB, let's hear JB, let's hear JB too.
On the way, I don't have an answer for you.
40 steps outscored them since that point, 44 to 11, that's the last 7, 7 and a half in the fourth quarter.
And over time, what was different? What started working for you?
He's starting to feel it hard.
We can't fight, we can't believe it.
He's kept tripping away, you know?
They're playing great basketball, and, um...
You pinned that?
What? I just know Suki's long hammer
is swinging in those pants right now.
Yo, Ma, don't pinch it like that.
Ron, just what was that tickle on the mic for you
when you were wearing that something?
Um, I'll... I'll realize after the fact.
He's so good.
I'm happy by the way to win.
Nice.
I just kept believing in each other.
He's a good sidekick running.
My teammates got to believe in me, my closest.
It's all a good play to them.
Niggah, you look like Drake.
It's the first home to four, and this is one game.
And you'd like to keep it right here.
You see it, right?
But what does that come back with?
Oh my god.
He does kind of look like Drake.
I'm telling you, brah.
I'm going to give you a solo run from the win.
We didn't play our best.
So you get to be like, you look like Drake.
He doesn't look like Max.
I get to be like, yeah, you look like a sidekick
He's nice. He's nice. Okay. Well, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. So, I said, you said you want to make something else. What do we make it? Do you want to make something else?
Are you ready?
Hot Cheeto Macalone and Cheese Hot Cheeto Walls.
What?
Who just said it?
Okay, do we want to buy the mac and cheese though?
Because I'm walking out trying to make it like.
Yeah, no, we'll buy the mac and cheese.
Huh? I'm not trusting your mac.
Let's get it from Chick-fil-A.
I just had the Chick-fil-A mac and cheese.
We're not making it from scratch.
I want to make it from mac and cheese.
What do you mean?
Ask me how many mac and cheese.
How do you make a mac and cheese?
OK, you get the pan of water, and then you put the noodles in,
and then you take them out, and you put the cheese packets in.
We're going to go to the chicken place.
We're going to get it.
Going to the chicken place?
That's your order.
I'm not going to order it, then.
Why?
How about you teach me how to make mac and cheese then?
Because they were telling me baked mac and cheese
is like the shit.
I've never had baked mac and cheese in my life.
Oh, you had crust with brownies on the plate,
chicken nuggets.
Oh, what a cuisine.
I
This is the longest windex spray of all time
No, I can't believe they won that game
That is
So you cannot hate on a kid was even
You didn't eat kid was equal you never had a kid was even wrong
I had like lunchables. No, kid cuisine was different. They had like the little chicken nuggets. What does it look like?
A kid cuisine? God, what? Dude, this is literally my childhood. Oh, ladies just said who's trying to hold, but that said let's go.
I'm not a go-go. Actually? I mean, I can't really do shit. I'll just like be there. You never had this.
I mean I can't really even hope for real either because of my foot but
You ever had these ones?
Wait
Come on bro
What the f*** is this thing about the American G people?
Is it you?
Is it you?
I don't know
I don't know
That's your girl bro
Not darling
No I know
Yo Doug, did you know that?
I'm like, what the fuck?
What is that shit?
Oh shit, it wasn't me, shit.
Here it is.
Can you list out the ingredients I need to make hot cheeto mac and cheese balls?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How can cheese balls?
You'll need elbow macaroni, shredded cheddar,
hot cheetahs for crushing, butter, flour, milk,
a couple eggs, breadcrumbs, and oil for frying.
Season with garlic powder, paprika,
maybe some cayenne if you want it nuclear.
Want me to walk you through the full recipe?
Yeah, can you walk me through the full recipe for me, sweetie?
Eugh!
Come on, he's fucked up.
He's fucked up, he's fucked up.
Yo
Well, I like fucking like was stretching
Which I just have true board action then and it'll be here by the time or you want to go to the store low key
I'm okay. Yeah, okay. So by the time it comes
We're making the adibos juice.
The adibos juice, nigga, we're taking the juice.
You didn't take the time to listen, right?
I thought you were making like cupcakes
or something with some butter.
Wait, do we even have the butter?
Yeah, it's in the fridge.
I wanna be honest, this store's only five minutes away though.
What, perhaps?
Yeah.
So, can I get a quick game in, or do you wanna go?
No, you get a game in.
Cause that was talking a little crazy, so I just wanted to
I'm down to get a game in.
I'm down to get a game in.
I literally can't eat in like.
I'm down to get a game in.
I'm serious.
And then we'll take a golf cart with a sorter.
No, we're not taking a golf cart.
What do you mean?
It's only five minutes.
No, bro.
Yes.
It's too cold, bro.
I know you're an aminic.
A what?
A what?
No, no, no.
You know I'm a what?
You're an aminic.
Aminic?
Aminic.
Aminic.
You're an aminic.
No, I know you're an aminic.
No, I'm not saying that.
Somebody makes a shit and cut out what he said.
No, I'm not doing that.
I said you're a nemic.
Yo, Ace, think you put a gift that I appreciate you.
A nemic.
Bro, aren't you like a.
Speaking of need.
Wait, so core need, but what about need?
Core.
Show.
You are trying to set the imperfection.
No, I'm just saying, oh, that's, that was all your fucking,
wow, I did not see that on a tweet.
Like, I did not see that on a tweet.
You were set to check calm for what?
I think it's that Courtney and then they said me, Cora.
It's hot.
Broly's so corny.
One, Tiana, one.
Wait, so does this look like good mac and cheese food?
Is this like good mac and cheese?
I'm gonna be honest.
Here's the issue.
The mac and cheese?
I'm killing that.
I'm gonna be honest.
I have dog in that.
Can I leg this out for you though?
Uh huh.
What's wrong with this?
Mac and cheese plate it looks amazing right it has good looks it looks juicy but it doesn't have that sound
It doesn't have that sound it has to sound like wet pussy coming out the platter listen. I don't hear shit
Yo, I know whoever said it's wet it just shit. I lie whoever said oh my god. It's too wet
Your butt because you do know that if it comes out the oven just like that
It has to dry too like I'm at not job, but it is gonna cool down when it cools down
It's not gonna be like that game your bottom
make it if it doesn't look like that when it comes fresh out the oven I don't
want it yeah I don't want it you know why because it's gonna be dry as hell
when you when you eat it when it's like what when it doesn't be a cool
Wait, is it in the chair?
Is it in the chair?
What?
Is it in the chair?
Oh, they see you, bro.
Hold on.
I'm trying to get a seat on it.
Wait, Chad, how does this go?
Ugh!
This is bad boy.
Am I?
This is bad boy.
Am I?
Like dumb?
Yes.
Chad, go to the room and get in the chair, bro.
Come on, bro.
Just sit down.
Why do you want me to sit in a fucking chair?
No, just sit down, bro.
For what?
Why is this part of the video?
That's the Delta on this video.
Why do you want me in the chair?
I feel like this chair really fits you.
Come outside, we hear, I'm out of time.
Come on.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know what I mean.
It's okay, I have this beer break.
One word to Lacey had something else they took but I don't know where it's at
I'm just stealing your shit now you have my sword. I don't know how you have my sword
Yeah, I don't know how I have your sword either. You can't care about a fucking little anime toy. Oh really? Oh really?
Yeah, right on the red where you have all those fucking cards up there with a fucking
$25,000 card collection you're talking about there buddy
All three go classic tournament champion. This can't be real. This is real. Wait, this is
top them off
I'm not actually let me put this back
Tell them you're gonna talk to
So he faced some rain and invited all the clover boys to the core house for a massive
sleepover?
Wait, that would actually be fun. But they're not in LA, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But we trade houses for the week.
Shats acting like it's their house?
What do you mean?
I'm coming bruh!
I don't think I can't whoop their asses in hoops with one hand, but watch me.
Okay, y'all realize I can, right?
Or if it smell like shit, not a bad shout.
I
What?
Check it out?
Oh my...
Oh my AP!
Alright.
Hold on, I'll set it up for you.
Come on, bruh!
You're on 21 or what?
Yeah.
Let's go.
I'm gonna fucking play it around.
Y'all are black.
I'm gonna throw y'all back.
We're the bruh.
Is this me?
I'm going to put on a fucking master class.
Shoot for it.
Put the bags out of the left hand.
You know how to do it.
Yeah, two free throws.
Mom!
First person to make this vlog?
Yeah.
Hey.
So ass, bro.
I hate my life.
I
Think I can get a single pointer now
What?
That might hurt.
I got three.
You don't know what I've got to push.
Oh my God!
Oh God!
You got it!
You can't shoot that!
You know we can't shoot that!
Hezzy, no one's falling for that!
Backward.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm shooting one-handed!
Step back!
Fuck!
I'm shooting one-handed!
Step back!
Fuck!
I'm gonna get a little more hope for my own body.
Oh my God!
Stop that.
Wait, who painted the lines?
I got it.
Wait, that's tough!
No.
Wait, they got lines on a corn!
Yes, they got...
Break this!
Hey!
Watch me!
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
One.
You got one.
I got two.
You have two.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Come on!
He got five!
He got five!
That's coming in the rules.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I need to assist you!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I know Instagram is real weird though, I'm not gonna lie.
Damn!
Oh!
That looked good too.
Going in front of that.
You got five?
Seven.
You got seven.
The money is missing.
The gondolas might be holding one arm.
Oh, hey, hey, yo!
Fuck.
Yeah, I'm a little tired.
I don't want to get hit by that thing.
You better be safe.
And why do I have to be a man like this?
I
That's the first of our mission.
We got four?
Yes.
Seven, 14.
Oh, God.
Hold on.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I know I'm going to take my next one.
Oh, God.
Why do you think I'm not running?
Ain't no fucking way.
Oh, no.
This thing has surprised himself.
I see.
Oh, my God.
Where'd he go that week?
He's out of his way.
Hang on, Al.
Right there, right there.
What?
It's not me, bro.
I gotta shoot him from here.
This is the Swiss side.
I gotta shoot him from here.
What?
You don't got it.
No.
I don't got it.
Wait, I can't do that.
Ah!
I'm here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He didn't cover your face.
I
Y'all nice
Hey, guys.
You know what you want to portray?
I said I'm a hard-working slave.
I put them all in the middle of nowhere.
Hey, Mark, don't.
Get out of here.
I'm no.
Ah!
Come on, come on, get back.
Hey, let's go.
That way, let's go for the drop.
Hey, you guys are hotbots, huh?
Yeah.
Ah!
Let's go!
Let's hold on.
I'm gonna get the assist to you, silk.
I should hang.
Of course.
I'm gonna get the assist.
I'm gonna get the assist.
I can't.
I've never seen this in my life.
You can't get down to play, bro.
You can't get to play today.
What are you saying?
You can't help that dad.
Why are you there, dad?
He'll never see that.
I got a gun!
I got a gun!
I got a gun!
Hello there.
Is that a gun?
No way!
I just lost a pretty bad leg.
What is that?
Oh
Step on it.
Thank God.
What the fuck are you doing in a circle?
That's wrong.
Set it!
Set it!
Is that a thousand twenty-one?
I didn't know if y'all play thousand or not.
Like thousand like that or something?
That's a lot of stuff.
That is your nose?
What the fuck?
What do you think?
What?
What's going on?
It's something that was wrong.
Why are you talking to the other one?
That's my death list.
Ah!
Damn my fucking job!
Yeah, you probably just...
...like this guy.
What is that string in this pocket?
I
You stuck on my slide!
Fuck!
Come on, man!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
13, what do you got?
14, I got 14.
Alright, it's on.
Oh my god.
Damn, that shit looks beautiful.
Not that way.
Wait a second.
Oh my god.
Hey!
That's his hand.
I am.
I am.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Fuck.
I've been getting old in two rounds already.
All right, let's mess up.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Hey!
I am missing that side.
I am missing the body.
So I'm not gonna die.
Let me go and I'll see you.
I need a big dick in my ass.
I
I do run my cash, but I'm living up in bed,
Trace pissing in the bed,
You know, to keep me on bank, you know,
How to pump a wreck, you know,
Sending men on bank, you know,
You like to take it red, right?
That's right!
Fuck you!
I'm here, then, bro.
I got lock in, bro.
That's, that's all right.
Ah!
What?
Is it hard to see?
Come to see this, it's a hard thing.
Man, I let you out of the world.
Come on, man.
It's a good location.
Yeah
Oh
That's so broken.
How are you doing that?
That's so broken.
What is wrong with you?
You are a hard rocker.
No one runs more than you.
Okay.
Never.
I wish you would.
Oh my god, you're alive!
Come on!
Come on!
Fusy, I'm going to...
I got you, see?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Everyone...
No, no, I'm half Fusy already, right?
You ready, man?
I don't know, I got 16.
Because I had 11 and I'm main.
What do I have?
What do you have?
What do you have?
16.
I saw that before.
I saw 15 now.
I saw 15.
15, 16.
I saw 15.
I saw 15.
15, 16.
I saw 15.
I saw 15.
15, 16.
15, 16.
15, 16.
15, 16.
15, 16.
15, 16.
15, 16.
15, 16.
15, 16.
15, 16.
We just slugged!
We just slugged!
Curvy face!
I'll handle you!
Come on!
AHHHHH!
Alright, alright, alright, that's free.
I'm gonna shoot it!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
I don't know, but it doesn't matter.
This is what he's like.
Like me.
Like me?
He doesn't sit in cars.
Yes, yes.
Come on, come on.
Oh, wait!
Look at the toe!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, my God!
You're a snake!
I'm going to get out of here.
He can't see no tools.
He can't see no tools.
I
I just go lay it up.
Oh, you don't get kicked here?
Kick rider?
What?
This one's getting green.
All right, hold on now.
That's it.
I guess one.
Yeah.
I just gave him a go-down pulse.
Where you at?
Huh?
Oh, get it through there.
Oh!
All right!
Move it!
They want to make it like, make it like, make it like U-Ha theory!
That they do to the U-Ha theory!
They're gonna swap our house.
Like...
...just make it so that it's like...
This house is gonna be a little better, you gotta relax.
It's good though, it's nice!
Oh!!
Gotta put that back!
I
I'll take, okay, 17? Not bad.
It's a Porsche, now you're gonna see it.
It's a Porsche, now you're gonna see it.
I
Also, he's got 20
That shit
13 went to 15 I thought what's a 15 made two free throws at 17 made a three point
He's a thousand percent 20
21, what the fuck?
21, what the fuck?
Give me a toilet seat
I'm a bitch, 50 feet, I think we don't say
Okay, I can say this, my c-
I'm a bitch, I got a t-
I can't be trying to make a difference
I'm a tomb, bitch, I'm a hundred
I'm a ghost, what the fuck?
When I have 15, I make both of
What the fuck?
That is the only bike I'm riding
No one's going on the road, let's go
She's jettin' my kids, he hates
Oh
You don't like to live it
You get reset
Yeah, I love it, man.
How do I have access to the two?
Now you got 20, now it's 22.
Yeah, what do you say?
At least the three go.
Yeah, and then you just made a two to leave every seven.
That's all good, whatever.
Go 13.
I'm gonna play now, man.
We played this exact way, by the way.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
No, no.
I have to go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
That's a great fucking shot! Back-ironed like that!
I need two hands, bro
Yeah, go back yeah watch the film on
Holy music, man!
It's one of the worst plays I've ever heard in my life!
And what's pinned?
What?
Yeah, a dead one.
I'm not playing another one, fuck it.
He's a shy man, she got gaf, I need that gaf
I'm being fun, I'm a happy peep, hold it in front of you
I'm being fun, I got A.I peep, she gotta know what I had to do
She's got a peep, a bitch, I made a wish for my life
What that one time, I'm sweet, I don't Он
Swappin' it, and I'm sweet, I'm not me
I like to slab the slacks, how it soaps
God, I'm trying to be a nice slime
Slime, slime, slime, slime, I'm slime
I like to slab the slimes, I'm straight
Come on run it just break just break
I'll be shuffling in my fireball
Give it a head, see if you can touch it
Give it a listen, give it a turn
I'll be shuffling in my fireball
Give it a head, see if you can play with me
Don't play with my heart
Baby, don't play with my heart
Baby
That's not what I'm talking about.
No.
I'm talking about him.
I'm talking about him.
The guy.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Put those guys down.
No, it's not.
That was kind of a crazy minute, I'm not going to lie.
Not a lot, Bobby.
What?
I think I'm watching a little girl.
Oh, my God!
Kill me!
I got to pick that.
I got to go, baby.
I got to go, baby.
I'm watching a little girl.
I got to go, baby.
That's nice.
That's why I'm here.
I'm here.
Step up.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Of course, I'm playing.
We're all gamblers.
Damn!
I
Seriously, I'm not going back.
Hey!
That's it?
Over there.
Over there!
Over there!
Over there!
Over there!
I
I almost did it to you!
what is that?
is that a fireball?
do you know that fireballs are in danger right now?
yeah, would be a little
okay
I
Is that a far far, you know that far buzzer in danger right now. Yeah would be a little
you
you
you
you
you
You
I like how you did a quick exit when I have 15 already.
You're not alone in this, it's, huh?
You're gonna get super hot.
But you, you turned that one off?
Bro, that was my seat.
Hey man, we in the theater watching a boy, bruh.
I wish I could be there.
Oh, you see my foot up?
I just see the camera on you in my back.
That's awesome, man.
I fucking do that, I'm an idiot, bruh.
That's awesome.
My mop!
I don't even know her about a hotbox.
What are you guys doing, the cooking?
We might.
You just want some pepper here for the day, just hotbox?
Yeah, I was gonna ask you that, bro.
I love you, bro.
Yo, this is really my man's, because he's been thinking what I've been thinking.
Yeah.
So we hotbox the go-kart?
What?
It's not.
What do you do?
Bitch, get off me!
Bitch, they shot you!
Yo, dude, you really my man's, bro.
You know that, right?
You really, like, we really be smoking and getting hot, so believe me, man.
No, I don't know.
All the pills are shit.
Bro, stop it, bro.
Stop it, bro. I see me struggle you spoke with me law laser was an EDC fucking take a coke to see
Well, if someone say you like white people
I'm not off to it.
Do you just hide those encrusted ones from me?
No, I gotta put it in the freezer.
So did you pause, gang?
You ate one.
We are gangies.
That was actually good long ago, that's what we called it.
You want ice?
Oh, Lacey.
Lacey, what should I do, bro?
So my stuff kind of went down
because I've been prioritizing my Patreon.
My Patreon stuff's been going super, super up.
So now I'm at like 2,800 subs on Twitch.
I've been in like since like a year so I put some instances. What should I do bro to get more sense?
Probably press go live
Whoa, okay, so
Start shrooming button start shroom buns looking pretty appealing. That's close to saying a job, bro
You can't say that
Okay
We're gonna hot box cooking no
I even look like that
Three March you
Serious
You'd rather swatch or you're watching out there.
Ah, you're watching out there.
Classic.
Classic.
Classic.
Okay.
Hot boxing in the new $50 million mansion.
But what room?
Case on screen.
Hmm.
Hey, hey, hey.
What can you do?
I don't think Jason's coming back, bro.
I've seen a clip I think he was super, super mad, bro.
And it was kind of lacy.
Oh, nice clip yesterday on UD Stream, bro.
Your stuff is so smart.
Fuck you, Al.
I'm not.
He was AI, bro.
You never said that, huh?
You never said that.
I don't even know what he's talking about.
Oh, OK.
Like I said on this?
Of course.
He's going to break up.
You won't break up.
So on a multitude of things, you broke my couch,
you broke my bed in the sub-a-thon house.
Cat, what else did you break?
Is that yours, Lisey?
That's yours, right?
You look at us now?
Yeah, that's right, yeah.
I'll say you have to just wanna go to the court.
Appreciate it.
I'll take it.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot, buddy.
Chill out.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Chad, what is a fireplace that we can hop on
and really clear?
They know the house better than yeah, then we do, right?
Drew's room
Hotbox the room and no wind this hot box is Lambo or something hot box in your cyber
I don't have any cards right now. Wait, both your cars are gone. Yeah, they're all my money. What do you do?
This hybrid right back, bro. I need my phone
It's in the can you thumbs it like Uber package my sister, bro. Yeah, so thank you, bro
I need my phone bro for a basement they do have rooms that have no windows or anything
They said the elevator
I know why don't we just hop-hop boxing our 20 million dollar mansion?
The bowling alley in the background
Post-slogan videos anymore
She got me
I got a channel strike.
For what?
I never got a channel strike.
Uh, what you doing?
You're keeping it up.
Is it good?
Yeah.
You got it.
It works?
You put the remote in the tube?
Yeah.
I'm going to take it out of the cable.
But it's in the left side of the problem.
What are you doing in that cable?
No.
What are you doing in that cable?
It's in the left side of the problem.
Oh, and it goes to it?
Yeah.
But it's in the left side of the problem.
So take a little more.
Yeah.
Is it like what?
I'm going to go over it.
Is it like sloppy?
Yeah.
We can put it behind the thing.
Hotbox Jason's room with no permission, okay?
Are we gonna do the room in the basement?
There's like a little room in the basement that has no windows
Yeah, so he's just he always wants to just go do his own thing
I've been drinking water, so I don't eat
Water I can't fucking just water I can lose weight
way
Most of the movies is fucking two years ago
We'll see
It's two years ago, bro. Shit. It's crazy
Yo, when are you getting the rabbit's kid?
The sauna we could do
your gym. Yo, how about we hotbox a dash roll?
I don't know.
Like we hotboxes sauna.
Yeah, we do that.
No, I don't, we would dead ass be fried.
Let me let us.
We'd green out, not allowed.
Like if we turned on the sauna and hotboxed in there,
we'd get a hell no, not allowed.
We would dead ass green out.
Yeah, I bet so.
We should just do the one that I say everything,
all right?
But we're gonna probably have to bring,
you have B-Mack, I'm gonna bring my B-Mack.
The shed? We have a shed?
It's gotta be in the house, bro.
Oh, but nigga, that's not, that's not, like, that's like, that's like where all the, like, yeah.
I see me when I'm stairs into the room.
Yeah, we can.
Let's do that.
The only reason why I didn't want to do the room was because of the aesthetic.
But let's just, let's just do a thumbnail next to the bowling alley, and then we'll just walk in that room.
Yeah, I guess we don't have bitrate.
Come on, gang.
Ladies joining?
Yeah, of course.
But ladies, me and the ladies,
imagine we don't smoke on stream.
We only smoke on stream.
You're about to hotbox me on stream.
Huh?
You're about to hotbox me on stream.
That's not me.
I was the coach here.
You brought a rule.
Why are you claiming your name now, huh?
I'm claiming my name.
I'm claiming all my names.
I was supposed to call Jerry Bryan, whoa.
Why are you claiming your name now, huh?
I'm claiming my name. I'm claiming all my names.
Excuse me.
Um, uh, Jason?
Oh, he's still under the shit in.
Yo! He's under the shit in!
I think you should have that fast.
Jason, I have somebody here wanting to see you.
He's also getting his teeth waned. His name's Bryan.
Ha ha ha!
Woo!
What the fuck are you doing?
I didn't even- Wait, I haven't seen your room, can I see it with that off-screen?
No.
Is that what?
Can I see what's in there? I haven't seen it.
It's just dirty right now.
I won't bring the camera in.
Huh?
No camera.
No camera?
No.
I just want to see it.
Yo!
So why does he call me?
I want to see it!
You just said no camera!
This is tough!
I'm gonna stop that.
I fuck with these.
I feel like he's probably gonna sit right there.
At the top.
Like the ambient light.
I think it's cool.
If it was clean right now, I'd have made it.
I got this stuff.
Your side.
Can you make the...
Are you able to make it come around from this side?
Since you got enough space?
Make it come around like this.
Will you be honest?
I'm not even wearing a water cap.
Oh, yeah.
So from the back to the back of this.
So come around.
Gain some LBs real quick.
You're broken down one why don't call me a whale
I just worked out. I'm glad to have a little cheat meal.
It offsets the calories, believe it or not.
The way it works is
you work out just now outside
probably learned about
Thousand calories and now this ice cream is probably about 500. Let's eat the whole pine if I want to
Dirty bro
You know it's crazy I've actually never had
I might have a big soda guy either way fun talking about me. I actually don't like soda. I'm not even kidding
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's disgusting.
You're taking over something.
Maybe you guys might sit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's your blood type loop here.
There's no way I'm still going with this joke from 2023.
So you ready?
Look at all these.
Call these.
Wait, Silk.
Do you have the czar?
Yeah.
I'm all done.
Good.
No, who was that?
No, who was the smorgasbordest?
Me?
Yeah.
What do you know about me?
I'm not me.
I just can't even remember.
I never do know of them, me help.
You're a little stupid, Silk.
Oh, I didn't mean help, thanks.
Oh, hey, Sonic.
Hey, Mio.
Do you want a hotbox?
I'll do the wall camera mining.
The wall mining?
No.
So we're between the broken down Audi in the garage,
or that little tiny room in the basement that has no windows.
I don't know.
Lacey, haven't been in your shrimps for a minute. Good to see you're back to being a fat pig.
Literally look better than your dad. Your dad would fuck me.
Oh.
Maybe I'm gonna go get you.
Did you see my girl?
You look like a spaggy son.
I think you did.
Why do you have a hat on backwards?
Just kind of like a new vibe I've been trying to.
You're just hanging with me.
The weed comes out on your arm, huh?
We just hooped.
We just hooped.
The flame.
We're gonna have to lay it down.
Weed's included after.
Where's the grava?
Wait, hold on, wait.
This really is dead ass, though.
It's my grava, wait.
Do you know why I'm a grava?
Do you know why I'm a grava?
Wait, Ron, you wanna join the hot box?
Girls from Atlanta, they call me Santa.
Okay.
You been listening to that album?
Yeah, I can't even go.
I call this hot box is yours.
Oh my God, please.
Oh, you can't even hear this.
You're the worst push.
He would never, like, like Ron,
how much would you take for us to hot box your car?
Hot box your car.
Realistically though.
I want to see your answer now I want to see if I was right.
I'll let you stay in my earwax for as many minutes as many pounds you give me in the
house.
Can I tell you?
I said he's going to tell me to tell me.
I said you ought to.
I'm not fucking him.
Game you fucking pretend to be a ten minutes in a year is hot box
Now me at least you're really from the fallacy
You don't even know what move means
You don't mean there me
Oh, shit.
Yo, what's up with you?
Lace, Lace, I'm serious, you've got to stop sipping weed.
I'm literally a plus.
I'm a doublet.
You're going to sip weed and weed.
Dude, you're going to overdose.
You're going to overdose.
I can see it.
I'm not going to overdose, dude.
Bro, he reminds me of like a young B.P.
Davidson who used to do a lot of drugs.
You just say whatever you could think of.
B.P. Davidson did a lot of drugs.
He was a fucking comedian.
Yeah, but he was addicted to drugs and shit.
Are you saying that because you say that ladies look like a drug addict?
He's dead.
He's like a good looking.
That might be good.
He's like a good looking drug. He's like a good looking dealer.
You said he's a good looking drugie.
What?
No a dealer.
He was? See?
Who's listening to music?
That's definitely Juice Writer.
That's definitely Juice Writer.
you. Hold on. I listen to
you because I gotta be playing
about my phone, but really
just been in the back seat
and they're listening to, uh,
make a buck.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
So payberry is so fucking good. You're not paying Barry. Yeah, what the fuck is the stuff in your pocket?
You really went AP on me. Yeah, you really hit
What's an amendement?
So I'm gonna replace it.
It's this one.
Wait.
We'll just smell the one, man.
We'll just smell the one.
Well, there's three of us.
Yeah, a lot of blip for two.
This thing is trying to be a hard one.
What Gilbert asks you to party you got to tell him no
No.
Three.
I'm not smoking three.
Should we get off the helium?
Bro, just chill.
You know, I'll pass out.
Just chill.
I'm so out.
Look, you gonna see the other day what I did before?
Wait, what?
Yeah, strawberry.
You want to cook it and have Whippets?
Oh, I was just hungry.
What's your name?
Where are you from?
I was a guest in the room for like a year and a half.
Son of me?
Son of me?
Son of me?
You guys stop thinking my name.
Actually, I was born in this place.
Bruh, it's the Coachella drugs, bro.
I've never been the same since Coachella, bro.
Yeah, I'm still at the Coachella, bro.
My brain's fine.
He said what the fuck is this you're so working
He said off that Molly silky and laid bad influences on the crib. Well, you guys been doing Molly water, too
Should you try Molly? I said I'd never try that you said you tried
Say I'm God didn't try no drugs
He said he didn't try any drugs.
That's what he said.
God, though, say, I'm glad you didn't try one drug.
I'm glad you didn't try one drug.
Oh, so you tried two.
I'm glad you didn't try any drugs.
I'm glad you didn't try any drugs.
He's got a little lick of alcohol.
You know alcohol is a drug, right?
It's a substance.
Look up.
Where'd you grow up?
He's about to say it.
You're not a drug.
Go ahead and y'all look it up on Google before y'all niggas be fucking retarded, please
It is alcohol is not a drug, okay, there's a reason they say drugs and alcohol. It's a two separate entities
That's you know sending the hot box either
I don't even begin hot box all the time. I'll be smoking. I'll be driving. Oh wait and our set of course, though
You just fucking confess to a crime.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
You said what?
Look at you always looking for snacks.
Yo!
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
Yo, Said!
Yo, monitor my snacks.
These niggas are some weird shit.
I can't talk through.
I can't talk through.
I can't talk through.
I can't talk through.
I can't talk through.
I can't talk through.
I can't talk through.
monitor my snacks just sit in the hotbox with us
Where are you guys, how are you?
Uh, the little room in the basement.
Oh wait, I don't think we can do that.
I'm pretty well.
What?
No, I'm gonna do re-
Did you not see?
Yeah.
You did it.
Wait, did you read the group chat?
No, I haven't.
That's bad, yeah.
Yeah, go on.
I'm trying to.
You guys think it's smoking?
Yeah, we smoke here every day.
Bro, we only smoked here last night.
What did he talk to you last night?
Oh, I know what he's talked about.
He's talked about that I'm not supposed to,
when he's thinking that I'm saying I smoke in here,
I'm talking about like I smoke like
within the city of the house.
Like I don't smoke actually inside the house,
you go to the back right there,
that's like inside.
Like that's, no, like it's like literally like inside.
Not really, but it's like inside, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You understand?
No, it's not that.
Q. What does that have to do with anything?
the text yeah so what are you talking about
What takes you to talk about it up?
Yeah, just text it.
Other people are smoking marijuana in their house.
You said other people were left?
So I think about the reasons why some certain people may not want other people smoking marijuana in their house.
And whose house? This is my house.
I
Love those a down payment I did yeah
Talk about soda pop it said that we bought this house will be bought this house
It's like a scab that's coming in my nose one. I know I know
Hate scabs in my nose. I got a blow not like cocaine
I mean, like I got so many drugs.
You need to drop it.
You need to drop it.
You're going to break that swash.
You made it already, like...
Yeah, I'm not going to let you do that.
I will lose it.
I will lose it.
I will literally take care of that.
Good, but over or under a week before he makes it?
Under.
Under, under, under.
I'm taking it under two.
And then he's going to text me.
Oh, someone stole my swash.
Yeah, because he's going to take it somewhere else,
because he wants to have it all the time.
He's already locked it on a basketball court.
Yeah, I mean, brother.
Did you get the basketball court too?
She cooked.
When something like me, you know, I can have it.
I mean, I already do have one.
That's my second one.
I'm going to change the battery.
Because I was looking for nine hours.
It lasts.
Yeah, yeah, but then it's not working.
The backtrack for the 2U battery.
It's the first 2U.
Oh, what?
You can't fit one anchor thing.
Oh, because I have mics in here too.
for a rise.
But what do you have this for?
What's in here?
Bro, just put an anchor in there, and you never
have to change the battery ever.
I have too many wires.
One X wire.
I never have to do a battery swap ever again.
That's promising.
And then we could also say that we use anchor,
and then anchor can give us free stuff.
You want to do the lipids?
You're all looking down.
What is this there for?
It was for the second yesterday, we're gonna start and chop the space.
So why are they here now?
Because they don't sell balloons.
They don't sell strings with balloons, apparently.
Wait, what?
What?
Are you talking about Go-Shopping?
Oh, I'm god, we went to three stores to buy balloons.
And all three said-
They don't sell balloons?
They don't sell balloons, but there's no strings.
Oh, I see.
You can't buy string?
That's what they told us.
You don't know Party City?
Where'd you go?
Party City Staples.
Oh, what?
They don't have string.
They don't have string
Oh my fucking talking time
I've seen that, like you know
That's like a mother base
Like it's just string
That's what they told us
It's fine, I'm in
I'm looking at it
Whoa, this is
Why?
I thought it was gonna be close
my brain I thought it would be like when you I feel like when it's like the
propane tank but that's completely different
God we're hotboxing the new AMG?
AMG 2026, not a bad shop.
We shall hotbox a dance club.
You know I think both of these cars is going up.
Dave nobody has any cars right now. It's only me
Silky hard eyes lacy hard eyes. Yo ladies, please stop like fondling over us. Stop it
Yo, did you see that one video of Jixie Marley Marlin? Yo, you're 30
You bring this up every day
Because he reposted a video. Wait, okay. No, actually no real question. No, I'm not alive. No, I've got a picture
He did a he does a weird thing so he's taking a video where mama was just dead as this meowing and trying hardest
And I was sitting here dying laughing and then lawn like caught us in a frame
I just saw you and I looked at the camera look crazy
Oh, it's a bad mom pizza like but I have a genuine like real-life question. Yeah, so just now I said
I was talking about people saying that we look good
And your first quick to smooth with it and get dead
your first thought when hearing about good-looking people was to think about
Marlin wait I was like oh lady stop saying we look good for some reason you
instantly thought about Marlin no I said because we mom so we like I was thinking
about mugging and I was like oh wait I'm never gonna let that go I'm never gonna
let that go
I'm a key to book no cap if Jinxie took his time in the gym. No dick suck, right?
He would mod all of you niggas in the house all of y'all
Like that way well you actually you're good-looking
Hey, not really
We want to say it like that when I don't mean that I'm like an ass
I'm actually curious. You guys think you're good-looking. Yo
I genuinely think I look okay actual question like nobody if you had to rank everybody now everybody in house from from best-looking to worst-looking
Okay, I'm just gonna say everybody if they was in they prime
I'm gonna just say every I'm not gonna say now in their prime. I'm gonna say everybody in a pond if it's like if they
Have everybody I genuinely think I could I could because I've seen it is what they did they AI pictures with 12% body fat
You want to be honest? Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna go with me first.
If you don't have the confidence of a lion and I said be honest. Yeah, I know.
And I'm I truly believe that. Okay, well I'm gonna be honest with you back. Okay,
but I'm not done my list. I'm not done my list. I'm not done my list though.
But I'm not done my list though. But I'm not done my list though.
Finish, finish. There is not a single, there are parallel universes. There is
not a single universe in the entire atmosphere. Or at your peak you look better than Marley.
Oh my god! You're in the summer season! Oh my god! Oh my god! That's a fact! Yo, word to
my phone just malfunctioned. I said just kind of went off. That's a fact! That's a literal
I'll ask you that right now. What's the what's the flagship called?
All the universes. You know how in the flash that go into different universes and
shit? Multiverse? Yes. Is there a single multiverse where at both of their peaks of
looks and attractiveness where Stilke looks better than Marlon? I said I'm
gonna rank everybody if they was at their peak with like 12% 10% body fat.
I've seen it on AI I said like that, right?
Marlon's already at it.
He's already at 12% type of side body fat, right?
This biggest said, there's so many different universes, parallels, so many parallel universes
that Silky and all of those universes, you could never look better than Marlon.
That's what you just said, his mouth is crazy!
That's what you just said, his mouth is crazy!
Wait, I'm standing on it.
He's in it.
He's in it.
Wait, that is what we're going to go up there.
You're one of the suckers in parallel universes!
Genetically! Am I wrong?
No, genetically, bro. Genetically, Marlin...
Yeah, there's a black...
...is no mix of...
No, but same genetics in every universe.
There's not a single one where you look better than Marlin.
No, parallel universe means that there's...
...there's something that can be off within that universe.
So, you never know. I mean, fuckin' 6, 6, 6, 7.
Okay, do you know how long? Look about 6, 7, bro.
Bro, Marlin can be going around in a wheelchair
that's ruling that he looks better than you.
That was 15-yard penalty.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so crazy!
Yo, the nigga just said he's at it.
The nigga go, what the fuck?
That was all you.
Okay, so everybody may peek, right?
I'm always gonna put myself first.
It's just bias.
It's not bias.
I said don't put yourself in it.
Okay, don't put myself in it.
Don't put myself in it.
Yeah.
Who's all in this house?
Yes.
Okay.
I just remember when we made a white people tier list saying
Some of that one that was so long ago. Okay. All right, so since I'm out of it Marlin
It's a hard it's a hard battle
Actually a depth hole in so low-key I'm gonna go that I'm looking at that
You're talking about me at my p. You got stickers brother me at my
Me at 12% body fat is a fucking demigod walking amongst men
You said what me at a 12% body fat is a demigod walking amongst men mugging everyone
Demi I've never heard of a demigod being under six feet. I swam that I'm just I'm not even told
Yeah, I've never heard I've read every person's accent book. I've never heard size hurts me a lot too
You're what I think size definitely would put me yeah, I'll give you a few tears down. Okay, so you're saying adapt to
Okay so like that too. Not you that not three. I ain't a lot. I'm gonna keep it up low-key. No
Dixie up. Ronald with Moggy. I'm not gonna lie. No cap. Like Ronald with glasses too.
Like Ron no Dixie up. Ron no Dixie up right. The way how his body is right now and he still
has like a good jawline. His face wouldn't really change though. No that means that
If his body check like you see Jason Jason was super chopped.
Now he's just chopped.
You just use the excuse of height for a death.
Yeah, because a dad is going.
If you go 12% body.
I'll be honest.
Everything I got from this whole combo is that Jason's the most chopped in
the house.
Like no matter what,
Jason's the most shot.
I just didn't say that.
That's what you're saying.
I just didn't say that though.
I said everybody within their peak because you have Marlin and Jason
who are nearing 12% 10% body fat already.
So it's like if I already see how yeah, so Marlon Jason you're in 12% yeah gaps tried near and what?
You're like 25 30 I'm 30
But okay, so no homo though right cuz I'm a man so I like they my man's I can say
You have good eyes, so and you have good eyebrows not a lot
I see you do like some AI shit where you were basically Marlon, but you're not that tall so you would not look like that not a lot
So Marlon
that
Ron you Jason
Lays oh
I'm not alive. I'm putting lays in there. I'm gonna put lays before
I'm not a cop
More than you like you and topper said body my body fat peak like huh
You said never listen now ladies actually does have great potential. Oh, it's not ridiculous to say that
I'm better all right now my list one of my list after peaks actual. I'm gonna be completely honest on bias number one
I'm saying Marlin
That's fact number two at peak beat 12% body fat face chiseled body chiseled at my peak me too
And then I put you three
Gotta go above me that for I'm putting raw on five days less
Hey, why is everybody good days alive? He's chopped
Because the things that I need to work on is like things that you can change
Like I need to like I need to like lose weight
I need to like get chiseled get in the gym like make my job better
But like Jason like you have to get like facial reconstruction to
See Jason actually he looks but he looks he looks he looks good now
I'd say Jason's like a solid like 7.5.
7.5?
Oh, that's yours.
I mean, no, Jason's a handsome dude, bro.
Jason's actually a handsome dude.
They can say that in general.
Yo, what the fuck, dude?
Because sometimes I look at Jason and I'm like, yo,
look, he actually looks really good.
What do you think he's sort of?
Yeah.
Hey, what do you think he's sort of like,
like, there's a man right here, bro, at all.
He's cute.
He's a piece of shit. Holy shit. I'm gonna throw up. I want to throw up on to kill myself
I'm gonna go on a balcony jump and just let him up fucking make it. I hope it's snap
I get paralyzed. I'm gonna snap my legs in the shirt up. No when you take your shirt off
You you realize we are we see body fat percentage
You have
You have gained 12% body fat in the last week
Every day you pull up to the crib with a box of a dozen crumble cookies every day
Doesn't crumble cookies three oatmeal raisin three peanut butter two strawberry pop-tart and a chocolate chip and then a sugar
Cook all I had today was mac and cheese and chicken breast
The fuck are you talking about and water and that's probably gonna be my only meal
I'm saying from a guy's perspective. I get what you're saying
But if you ask any girl in the world from a girl's perspective, I'm one of I'm probably a top 10 looking me
No cap you was there if you would have been like 61 like my height
Because you got like good face of you like you're going you're going the mustache
I got the chin here going you got the big eyebrow
Nice, nice, you got the like your face like you got the face, but then it's like yeah, we put it on this body
I'm not gonna say a slur.
Not yet.
We don't smoke, bro.
We don't smoke anymore.
But me ladies and me ladies, I imagine we don't smoke on a stream though.
What does that even mean?
Thank you, bro.
How do I go?
Wait, does he text you back?
45 minutes.
45 minutes.
I'm gonna tell her how we're gonna clean up.
Tell her how we're gonna clean my room, nigga.
Nah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, don't say that.
No, I was checking.
He talks to her way worse in person.
Yeah.
Why does he tell you that?
I was getting some rug candy.
I'm out.
Ladies, are you trying to get me a chair?
You good? What chair?
A chair for what?
To take it down.
See? We're going to the car. No?
Are we not going to the car?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah.
The fuck you just looking at me like that?
You want a service then, Grudge?
No, I'm fine with the backpack.
The backpack, we should.
Okay, we going that car, I gotta get my teeth.
You're going to run a bro if he has to go in the back
Wait, should I bring a washer?
Oh, what a watcher water water. Excuse me. It's another chicken
Bride burp one time
He's a burp one time and Marlon's dick came out
You think about broken on the Aryan's dick.
Yo, Gabe, you said in multiple different parallel universes,
I could never be more moral.
Yo, I alive that way now.
That way now.
You know how to raise your hands right there.
Really?
Bro, because in this even parallel universes,
you still have the same genetics.
Bro, do you not understand?
Nigga, you can't say I still have the same genetics.
Gabe, my mom is five to one.
She's like, five to one, five to two.
My dad was five, five.
I'm six, one.
I'm an anomaly.
This is the best universe I've ever seen.
Okay, I'm ready.
This is literally his peak.
This is literally what he could have done.
This is all he could have done.
Oh, shit, no!
He just admitted it.
Fucking guitar.
I don't remember if Pa would sell if he don't show his room.
I'm gonna leave that dick on him.
Yo, why am I getting in this mouth today?
What's up with you?
You like it?
You see how I put in the hallway type shit?
Like, no worries, I always like it.
Wait, what do you need?
All of your wallets?
Huh?
Bro, I was like, no!
No, don't lock the door!
So I'm the only one that says just not put a wall up.
Bro, I actually see you every day.
I'm leaving my door open.
No, when I'm okay when I'm not streaming and I don't care to be bothered. I'm leaving over. I promise
No, I'm not a son of fucking movement
Yeah, what a son of a petition. I'm gonna sign a petition called hashtag
Don't build a wall
That can that could go for a lot of things
I'm just following you around you're walking in circles I'm walking in circles
The ladies, you want to get a little off-treme miner?
Oh, wow.
Whoa.
That's what he calls it.
What the?
That's what he calls it.
That's off chess.
He just said he want to hit an off-camp miner.
That's what he calls it.
That's what he calls it.
That's what he calls it.
Off-treme.
We're calling it Armand.
It's not Armand.
It's Armand.
It's Armand.
It's Armand.
It's Armand.
It's Armand.
He said off-treme mining.
You don't know what it is, but you said it yourself.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's a hot dog, man.
Damn, baby!
Do we have service?
Damn, baby!
We made it so good today.
Woo!
Is that it?
Is that it?
We're singing half.
I don't know.
You know, we go to him.
That's how we are.
How are we?
Are we?
We can't put your can in the thing because my mother is too big.
I guess we have the same can?
No, this mic is full.
There's no service down here.
I can just take, I can just try to talk there.
If we have like a phone, I can just...
Nah, I'm just a little bit of semester out, but I'm gonna go right now.
Um, so do you want to meet us up there then?
Or should we just smoke it in here?
What?
Shoot it in here, no?
Shoot it in here.
But I have to turn the car.
Why are you driving?
The garage is open. It's fine, no?
No, but we're all the way in the back door.
I mean, I mean...
What?
You can... if you search on the car somewhere...
Alright, just pull out!
See, that's weird.
What?
Just pull out there!
Holy shit, it's a lot!
Arrived at Gun High in so long, I feel like I'm gonna get really fried.
I'll see you, I'll see you, touch me, I will see you.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
No!
Ah, I'm choking!
Wow, you're really?
Not only did you just hurt Drew, but you also hurt my employee, which means you have
to pay me a year's worth of work while she's going to recovery emotional damage.
Ah ha ha!
Look at that!
Ah!
How fun!
Yo, how does this door work?
I see.
Oh, Lacey!
What?
Oh, Lacey!
I'm just here for the water.
I'll get you one.
Okay, can you get one, please?
Let's head again.
Let's head again.
Before we start.
Smart again.
Uh, yeah.
Run.
Run.
Switch to silk.
Is there water in the fridge?
Okay.
Is there water?
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to have to put one leg right here and one leg right here.
I'm mobile for you.
Oh.
Lace, what do you think about that?
About?
We need to put a rope here.
I'll do a rope here.
Oh
My god
I'm getting
One leg right here ladies, please just switch your leg
Bro move this leg and put it right here
I need to like
I'm gonna get claustrophobia and die
He should be in the front
We're never gonna get his y'all shit
He's trying to put your leg right here
Yeah, you gotta sit like split
Hey, watch out
the other car is more space.
The other car is the back seat is way more space.
I just have something in there.
I don't have to move my car.
I'm down for whatever. We can take a little drive up there though.
Yo Said if you're watching the stream if you're listening to the stream
Can you bring me my all red and black carbon fiber AMG?
C63 s stage to to to in turn
I
J5
Some of it getting there be honest. I don't know so I can get a clean quick. I gotta get a look
You're just fucking with the cap on screw. Oh
Oh, yeah, oh D. Oh
Oh
I mean I wouldn't say oh
They could just build sit in my car
It's not even that bad that's not even that bad
Oh get out let me see
Why would you let me see
That's crazy
You're playing a lot of funny
It's not even bad, see? Celebrate marriage.
Oh man. And then we got it on the seat too.
You took off like a rocket going up a driveway.
It wasn't open. It started fizzing because you went fast so it shook.
Look, it's not even open.
So slowly. Yes it was.
No, it was open from earlier when Joe handed it to me and then you took the water what
Wait ladies you got your soup
Oh my god
Oh, they're a calm car, bro
bro
Yo, uh, so you can you can you bring me like a
Like a wet nap in this
We just use a hairspray there. That's water. Wait, I can pour water on it. No, no, no
Who's that?
Oh, yo, I swear, I'm like, I'm thinking of her now.
Go to the door, let me park out.
Yo, is that gonna move that?
What?
Right there?
Don't hurt that white shit right there.
Oh yeah.
Don't show over there.
Don't show me, just show a selfie.
Yeah
Fuck you matter daddy matter daddy your laser pen oh laser just showed you
Like what like what
Let's head back over
No, I do. I had to regret through the way.
Why?
I had to question my calories.
Someone probably needed that.
You?
In the paint side of the room there.
Oh, that's so good.
So sad.
Wait, was that thing in that HDZ?
Nah, he doesn't want to.
Wait, are you sitting in?
Nah.
Or are you sitting inside the camera on a dash?
Wait, so he said this car has a lot more space?
It's the same thing.
What?
Yeah, there's that much space.
I'm not geeking.
Am I going to stop?
Yeah.
You close it?
Yeah.
I'm believing you, fat ass laser.
Thank you.
Okay, let's just talk.
Let's slowly just talk.
First time I said that's actually just talk.
Okay, we get it, we get it.
Let's just talk.
You think you're going to grab your pizza a little bit?
Yeah, because you're giving me no dice.
Can we end up?
Wait, are we able to get in?
Wait.
Happy Carter Anniversary!
Huh?
Happy Carter Anniversary!
We can fuck you!
Did I?
Fuck!
Please, I need you to come over here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
Please, I need you to get in.
He's okay, sir. We can't get in yet.
Wait, why?
I do, sir.
You kind of suck your tea up, too.
What is that shit?
What is that? I don't know.
What was that?
Oh, huh.
Well, it is so kiddo-key we'll up to.
Ladies be honest, am I going to get like super fried?
The last time I got high was...
What's that burping?
Chad, when's the last time I got high?
It was on stream.
I think it was...
It was not for yesterday. What are you saying? With sketch.
What was that?
That was in Texas during my college tour.
Oh, March.
During March Madness, the beginning of March Madness.
Yeah, it would probably be pretty fun.
So, like, a month and a half.
It would probably be fun. It would probably be pretty lit. Hopefully.
Hey, order some food after and then just sit down.
Oh, wait. I saw it during Ice Man never mind.
You did?
I think.
Wait, really?
No?
Oh, I'm having fun, I'm sure.
What did you do?
It was during Iceman.
I don't know if you missed during Iceman.
Not that much.
Oh, it's filthy.
I think we're going to need two, girl.
I didn't even feel high.
Yeah, for sure.
Because you get mostly, you feel the grovel more than the weight, though, the whole
idealities.
You're probably getting me stuck so that I like it as you should.
What is he doing?
Why does he take so long to do everything?
Silke!
It's a part of him?
Yo Pyro, do I smoke off stream?
No.
Thank you.
Guys, I don't know why.
Y'all think I smoke every night off stream.
I get off stream and I start working.
Like a land dead.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
Does that mean you're in here?
So do I need to go?
That guy in the kitchen was not quite dead.
He's talking to me.
So do I need to?
Oh, great.
There you go, for a carry.
For us three?
Damn, Daniel!
Back at it again with the white Benz.
You guys changed me, bro.
Yeah, you're just crazy.
That me, dead ass, came out after you graduated college.
I was literally like already 30 and I was five years old
and came to your garden.
20?
You were like 25 when that meme came out.
I got piercings, so I think I'm so cool.
I don't know if I get high and I have a eyebrow piercing and like sometimes I like to maybe
sip a little juice and then go gamble for an hour and then maybe play some rivals and
and then gonna bed and just wake up and fuck it.
Send it the same way.
Maybe sit in the fucking theater
and just listen to fucking underground music.
That's how fucking hard that is for us.
That kind of job.
You know, he doesn't have anything to play.
That nigga's probably the happiest in life right now.
Yeah, I think he'll be still sleeping there
until we're good.
What?
Can he grab some juice?
Three.
I
Leakily bring me a water at least and you don't actually bring me a water, please
You know where's that right? It's in the end. You see the little silver
The little silver part of fridge
I don't think they had these in Pennsylvania.
How did you open it?
Good.
Hey, um,
screwed me.
Yo, why is everybody sharing the happy partner anniversary
and it's not even my part anniversary anymore?
It was two days ago.
Are you honestly losing?
Well, you're dead, though.
It's not bad.
What's up?
Chomps are better though.
Are you trying to catch me or something?
What's Chomps?
He's better like another beef stick.
Wait, is that like a, is that like a blood spatter?
Nah, I tried, I tried, I tried.
That's making him hate it, right?
That's making him hate it.
Nigga, fuck that.
Where is she at?
Where is she at?
Yo, that shit is so hard.
That nigga's drink has done it again.
Bro, stop saying that, you've burned our anniversary.
Holy shit.
What song is, I tried and tried and tried.
Go animate, fuck you.
Make them know.
What's up, you ladies and gents?
Well, I see that, I see that.
What's up?
What?
That's the last song, I see it, right?
I'm pretty sure.
I don't know.
I think it is.
Wait, adapt, wait, adapt, two more hours.
You're about to hit that part.
Yeah, I'm waiting for the boys.
That's all saying because it's 12 eat a west, right? Yeah
It's the end of like one of the best show now a lot of boys is so fucking good
So much gore like you should also watch our love on the spectrum super good show
beautiful
My boy Logan one of my favorite guys reminds me of more of my friends
He's just like strains. Invincible is way better. Invincible is so good right now.
Is better than The Voice? Yo, this is a good take.
You thought up The Voice? Nah, I haven't watched The New Season.
I haven't watched The New Season, but I'm watching out for Invincible.
Thomas likes trains no lobing Mike's train
What a voice the boys
Then you just bank a life because it's like I'm not I'm not really like okay, but you guys will but then when I really see it
It's like okay
I knew it was gonna happen, but now I get to see it really be brought to life.
My mattress is not that crazy, it's kind of dwelled down because of the weed.
So it's like, you just got yourself a nice feminine band, you can never to be accepted again.
You can take so long to grow, maybe because I have like five different people talking to me while I'm on a look, huh?
But he's just going to Patreon, man.
What, and watch it?
Nah, if he gets banned, he's just going to Patreon.
Then for what?
For leaking it.
He gets banned from chat, so he can't even type in the chat while I'm watching the patreon. He's gonna be watching the patreon
Is Superman in the voice? No fucking asshole, Holander
Wait, what?
I am, I am with you Lacey
Like Lacey, I'm dead as a type of nigga, like I will hold the drugs and I will dead as spoil in your whole life
Like, like, I wouldn't have spoiled your whole life.
Like, I'm the type of person, you want to spoil this one moment for me?
And I even, so much as find out the gender of your child,
I'm gonna spoil that for you, game.
Seriously.
Like, don't play on me, game.
I'm gonna hold that grudge, game.
Stop playing on me, bro.
All right, let's go.
I'm gonna tell, I'm gonna fuck you then.
I'm gonna tell you right now,
I watched it, and I'm gonna deny it.
Okay, I bet.
Now, let me see if you think I'm gonna be dying.
You're gonna find out, you're gonna-
Okay, I really hope we die.
You're gonna, I'm gonna-
I'll never see you die.
Like, your child is a boy or girl.
No!
Move me!
Wait, you didn't even come out yet!
How would I know?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wait, I have to get my rope here.
You asked me to get it?
Wait, so I have to take the bag too, right?
Yeah.
I mean, they should really move that much space.
I know, we'll put the camera right here.
Fuck the camera.
Is that speed?
Five seconds.
I'm sorry.
Come on, take a look.
OK, you got it.
OK.
OK.
OK, that's fine.
I'm going to put you in my car.
Yeah.
OK.
OK, all right.
OK, thank you.
OK, OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
All right.
OK, OK.
OK, OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
You got me.
All right.
улasek, come on now this time.
Hmm?
Yeah.
Who, who else?
Casper?
All right, all right put it on me probably the best please plug it already we
have
I'm just kidding, come on.
That's it.
Okay.
I know we put it right here.
There?
You get it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about the camera?
Let me see.
Is it gonna work or no?
Oh, jeez.
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
I mean, it's really good to you.
Oh, wait, that's good.
That's good?
And then maybe move it like that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh wait, that's good.
That's good.
And then maybe move it like a tiny bit.
Like this?
Hold it like this?
Like this?
Or like that?
Is that tilted or is that good, Chad?
It's tilted.
It's a little tilted?
OK.
Ready?
What about now?
That should be perfect.
It's perfect?
So that's how it's zoomed out?
Or is it zoomed out?
OK.
Wait, that fucking up?
OK.
Try this way, the lacy one a little bit.
Like this?
I don't know if I can do that.
Yeah, I'll zoom in on that.
I'm not.
Wait.
You're saying good.
OK.
Fuck it.
That's good enough?
Yeah.
I'd say you come like, maybe just scoot over to some more lace.
Me?
No lace.
So I'm saying, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but I don't know how.
Because I'm trying to do it like this.
I'm just going to move it over a little bit more.
Like this?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
You sure?
Right there.
No?
All right, but is it good?
I'm sorry.
He's leaning in.
Oh my god, guys, we're entering the sting zone.
We are entering the zone.
I don't want it, I'm just going to go ahead and pop my phone up right here on the little
mountain out.
Actually I'm not going to do that, okay.
I'm just going to have a fucking good bump.
Alright on today's episode of Saw and Pepper.
This is about time to see one of the bloopers, not for the episode, it's like a Pope
Bop filler.
Okay.
This is a filler episode and today we're going to be hot boxing my
2020 AMG C63 S that has under 20,000 miles with the lacy himself
And the lace who doesn't smoke on stream
Me him and Max is a smoke on stream
So um, yeah, you gotta be safe
Do we have any topics that we're gonna run today?
Um probably survival probably a lot of topics. I'm gonna be honest. I have not smoked
Like actually smoked like I like we smoked during a Drake album, but that doesn't really count. What bro was fried
I wasn't what?
Okay, I was high. I swear you said he was high
You think we're gonna be stuck I think we're gonna be stuck. You know what the other time my hot box
I
Think what happens is I feel like I'm not high but I am
Because you know why you get to a certain peak you know what it is. Have you ever smoked outside?
What that was the most stupidest shit I've ever said that was so stupid
So
He never here
Have you drank water on the ass?
Asked if I smoke outside
Oh, okay
I'm barely smoking that car. What if I get like stuck stuck though?
No, I never kept out of a hot box for I think the most fried I ever been
Yo gang you not understanding I was right. You'll make sure you don't ask my car
In what, in that?
The most fried I've ever been, oh shit,
was the hot box in my, oh my, but we were crossfading.
Oh no, I was, wait, but didn't you take my samba?
I don't know, but I just remembered, like,
bro, thinking.
Oh no, I remember, you took like,
you said you wasn't gonna get super, super fried,
but you took like four or five shots, you bet I did.
Yes, and then I just remember how fried we got in
I
Just follow before
So
So
Bro
Um, I remember coming outside and you were eating some weird shit.
That's all I remember.
Who's eating the food from outside the club remember?
No, you were in Khorna Khab.
Yo, yeah, I had the whole meal.
I remember coming outside middle of the day.
What is being in it and you're just sitting there on a launcher in corn on the cob?
Nothing, Mount Gurley. Everything's good. I'm good. Thank you.
You're robbing us?
Yeah. Wait, what? Oh no. You might be gone. You don't taste the grubble, holy shit.
You might be too accustomed to the grubble.
Well, you could taste the grubble?
No, this one has to be light.
Yo, it's not light gang.
You could taste the grubble?
Like in the back end though, you feel that little heat.
I
Like the most I ever got was look from lees lees lees me
I've never experienced anything like that in my life. I never want to experience it again lace and lace
lace and lace and
Marlon not even here
What the fuck? Well, I was thinking of it. You was thinking of it. Yeah, what's it?
I did.
They get a what?
Because Marlon made the nickname Lace for Lacey.
Yo, don't ever say that.
No, he did not.
Oh, did he not?
You said that late?
You said that, yo, if you could look me dead in my eyes and say that, say it warrants
your mother, Marlon gave you the nickname Lace.
Oh, I thought he did.
I never even, Lace said that.
Oh, no.
That's just about to get me mad.
I never even said that.
That's just about to, because you remember when Niggas was, they only want to fuck
Lace when we was in the fucking sub-a-thon, first sub-a-thon, Niggas 2024, Niggas.
Oh, okay. Oh, okay
Play with me like that nigga don't yo
Yeah
Right, okay, we can take this out. I'm gonna be you want me to be honest with you. You weren't the first person to call
Clicks was
Well, you're gonna get I'm being honest. I'm being honest click. She's gonna be laced all the time off for me
You like that be hot you know, he would only say come on lace over here lace
Bro bar the start of your pointy brothers should be like knives
I
Think this is boom, which is dead ass scraping my hand in the shreds bro
Like a cheese grater on a dear this way why is it so hard?
I
Didn't get it from stars in the sea kind of stars or these
Like an intro these are frankly as hell I told them to fine tune it bruh
Oh my god, yo
She's gonna cut you ladies is dead at not ladies clicks is dead as a scammer bro
What he owes me a raid after FNCS and you know that he does
Forget why though cuz because um remember we made a bet
No, he doesn't wait I don't think he does it. I don't think he does
No, he doesn't wait did he I think he rated me already. Okay, or he did get me mad subs during the sub at all
I thought he owed you two raids and then he did one
I think that I know I can be fair I can tell clicks is like a
That nigga I know he stacks his bread because he owed me 500 for two years and gave it to me during the sub at all
But that was still some real negative because he gave me way more than he owed me in click in clicks defense move
It like if someone owes you raids that should be really hard to pay back
I'm keeping it real that should be
Either be the night or no, I'm being for real
Catching a silky stream is like what they spend once in the last four days
Unless it's on Jason the wean and then and then
Well, you can't say Jason the wean like he doesn't come to my desktop and bother me for an hour until I have to
Basically get up and remove him.
He does do that.
Like, holy shit.
He does do that.
And these niggas, did I have to be like, oh no, no, no.
He just loves them more.
Niggas, he's literally like, holy shit, man.
I got actually baited by a tweet.
It was a tweet and an MS and someone was like,
who's this new side character that's been on Jason's stream?
And I was so confused who it was.
So I clicked on his stream and it was you.
I wasn't on my phone for a while,
so I didn't know what people were talking about.
I was like oh someone new is in the verse
With in with just within the move of this house this is just like so much comedy
That's why you can't put the wall up
It's like that's gonna never see there's gotta be like a way to go around just keep the stream room wall is
All right, there's gotta be like a like a okay, okay
I'll definitely wall it. First sir now.
Dude, isn't that we're going to see the fucking S5?
You doing me? You doing my rock?
You.
Oh my God.
What?
You see, he says this and then the next time he'll be like,
I wasn't even that far off.
Hey, we got another one to see.
All right.
That was your choice.
You've got a lot of God on here, huh?
You see?
What the fuck?
That's not good.
I'm not even going to say anything about it.
It's burning. It's burning.
and really inhaled it, I was like, oh my god.
Because to me, that's a regular ass word.
So like to you, I feel like, ah, it's to hit him.
So when you say that you feel like me, it's like, ah,
what the fuck?
It's getting a little bad.
Love each other.
Yeah, straight fucking, yeah, like a solid trap, bro.
It's like.
I can know better than you, some people, OK?
We all getting hard, though, right?
Oh, I think they come back.
That's what it was called. No, it wasn't yeah was it's called like status. Oh
Hey, I didn't get keep it not for me from chat
So they don't deserve it they get
Didn't deserve that but not enough the best you're the best
Caribbean food that I've had out here is from the
I don't know miss colleagues, but the original coli
That's the best Caribbean food that I've had in LA that I brought I snatched by
It's so good.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna serve some pasta and think I'm sicky.
What does that even mean?
I don't even know. What could that mean?
I think something's wrong with your camera.
Why?
It's making us look fat.
Really?
Yeah, look, you can see it.
Dude, is it a fat thing?
I think there's like a I think there's like a fat like
There's a fat feel strong. Yeah, it's gotta be
Yeah, bro, I see it like why don't my feet look so fat
Who's that that's a core number that's not
That's the core number, is that a core number?
What are you doing?
Roll the window up, what are you doing?
You're going to hell.
You know what that means right?
It was for a split second.
It was for a split second.
It was for a split second.
You have to call your mom and tell her that Darla has pregnant and that you just got into a car accident.
You're not going into a car accident?
Oh my god.
No, not the car accident, but you definitely have to call your mom and tell her that.
That's for me?
Yeah.
You definitely have to call Darla and tell her that you, um...
Did something.
like you like that you wait no you have to call your mom and tell her that you
got dollar pregnant it's too informal
well she's working with no she's she has no stress right now actually this is
actually perfect she's probably still watching the show right now she's
probably watching the show right now while your dad is on the balcony smoking right
now i'll make that do it oh my dad actually called me the other day
and he was like he was like because he doesn't like planes but he was like
like I'm gonna go on a plane so I could come to LA.
And then he was like, make sure Silky's got one rolled up.
So God said that.
God said that.
Your dad said that.
Yes, but I was like, he like said,
make sure Silky's got one rolled up.
Bro, yo.
And then my mom said, Silky, whoa.
Oh my God, though.
Bro, Lacey, like that ass?
Can me, you and your dad have like a dad
that I've never had a dad?
I said yes, when he comes out of here, yes.
Okay, why are you laughing?
You're not.
I never had a dad day or anything. I never had a dad why are you laughing what are you laughing for I'm not laughing funny you probably missed out on a lot of like regular life experience. I'm not laughing it's funny it's funny. Chad why are you not laughing in my Chad?
What about your uncle?
He comes too, right?
Which one? The dead one or the one that used to touch me?
Don't they used to touch you?
Wait, what? Your grandma used to touch you?
No, uncle.
Well no, because I remember watching his stream one time when we went back home and there was someone who they like...
You couldn't put him on camera to see if he was creepy or something.
Wait, your uncle did use to touch you?
Yeah.
I'm not even trolling. I remember having a family cook out back there.
So, y'all essentially right?
I was watching them fucking and then you had to end the stream because fans are blowing up your house
So basically that uncle and everybody we would have like Sunday dinners
Back when my grandma was alive and she would cook up like lasagna and like all the stuff on Sunday dinners
so
At the Sunday dinner
My uncle would always come up behind me
I'm telling a serious story.
He's weird.
I'm telling a serious story.
Why does he even think it's so weird that I'm dying, bro?
Well, keep going.
He's just talking about the thing that's so weird.
Well, go, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
So he would always come up behind you.
And he would.
Yo, this is actually fucked up because this isn't like an out of truce or anything.
No, that's what I'm saying.
It's the wisest thing Italian.
Bro.
I'm actually not bro, please I'm listening brother. I used to
Be just sitting there at the table on the corner
Well, good come from behind me and he would
I can't look at him. I'm not looking at him. I'm not looking back anymore. He would he would he would suck my ear lobe
What the fuck?
He called from behind me and he put his mouth on my earlobe and he goes...
Did he say anything when you do that?
No, he would just do it and then he'd pinch and twist my nipple at the same time.
So I was serious.
And he would just run around and say, hey kiddo.
And how long was he doing that for though?
I mean...
Was that the first time that he did that?
No, he would do it every Sunday.
Every Sunday?
Yeah, sometimes you'd bite my earlobes like so hard it would hurt.
So like he was just coming by to give you a hug like we will give you a hug why you do it or no
He's just coming behind you like you give you a hug or like I'm not understanding like um sometimes other times
You just come in
What is that like what is the purpose of what the fuck?
Hey, is he in jail? Oh
You won't fuck with him right you don't like him right you fucked with him. Yeah, it's cool
Like you forgave him or something? Is that what it is?
We never like fucking molested me.
Maybe he bit your fucking ear and sucked on it. What the fuck?
And came behind you and started saying, hey kid, I don't love your nipple.
Nipple, what the fuck?
I didn't like it. I was a kid, so from the first time I met him,
that's what he always did, so I was used to it.
You mean fucking me? He was cool.
He was cool.
What?
I'm gonna play catch.
What?
It was a football.
So it takes his catching and then it'll be good?
No, I didn't, like, when I was younger I didn't think like, oh, I didn't think anything of it, so I was younger.
Now we all had that one uncle. Right? We all had one like touchy uncle. I didn't never had a touchy uncle.
We all had that one touchy uncle. I never had a touchy uncle.
I wouldn't. Yo.
I'll pull on his face off.
Yo.
Are you crazy?
You know I don't have a touchy-nicole.
Not for me? Wait, wait.
Damn.
I tell you, it's very common to have a touchy family member.
Family member? Yeah.
You know what's also crazy? My priest.
What the fuck is that?
It comes from the back.
True, right.
That's Russ.
Hey, bye Russell!
What was it?
Oh, my priest.
He got arrested
for like, doing shit with kids.
Back, like, back.
He put one of my priests.
But he never did shit with me.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, I think I remember you telling me that.
And you was like, is it weird to
feel like, can you feel like
you're supposed to track this?
Well, yeah, I mean,
I mean if you got a rest for touching kids, but I wasn't one of them makes me feel like I was ugly or some shit
Like I was like like, you know I'm saying I don't know
You know not this nigga lays boom when I turned around
His arm was a brown face and his face was red and he was fucking
We like he was fucking weak, bro. That's why I spit about water, bro
Like I wasn't laughing at your drama. Oh, no, it's not trouble. He didn't touch me
Was the second split right here, I gotta take my pants my entire pants
This is what we whispered on it, bro.
Like, that I whispered on my back, I can't believe it.
It's a little freak.
Is your priest your uncle?
No, nigga.
Are you fucking dumb?
Your uncle is a priest?
That's fucking sick.
He was asking you.
Oh, me?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Excuse me.
I
Wait, what do you have to see on my screen?
Wait, what do they just put on the screen everybody go crazy to chat
I'm not demonstrating with silky's ear. No, I see
That's not me. What is she doing?
Your know your means just getting here now
That's why we're on the water see there's a pink car. Oh, she has pink car in your man's a white car
Yeah, that's what I thought for a sec to
On a window
Production pool up again
I want to do a body scan brother
I see you know would like actually just make this high like a million times better. What there was some ice man playing right now
Oh, that's how you're moving
Oh, that's actually crazy.
So you're off that.
It's not dick suck.
How is that dick suck to say I wanna listen
to music while I'm high?
Has dick suck now?
Nice.
I swear I've never struggled this hard
I'm getting a fucking strap through a strap.
Where's your, oh yeah.
I keep forgetting my wrist is hurt,
and I keep moving it.
Hold your fabric on.
I don't even know when I gotta get my irons in.
Oh yeah.
That's fine, it's for you.
So this is, what are you getting at, sir?
Damn.
What?
I'm going fucking crazy.
2.4mm, 3.4mm, 1.5mm, 600K.
The next video is crazy too.
The next video is crazy.
Oh my god.
Bro, is it bad that I feel like I feel like I could bend my wrist and rip through the
pain to be normal?
Of the week?
of the weed?
No, I feel like I could like literally take my broken wrist
and just like, like, you know, like push it to the point of so much pain
where it like breaks through.
Holy shit, I just disappeared.
What's happening?
I think I like died.
Damn, bro, we're fucked.
Get the end.
Oh, shh, it's really close, can you hear me?
Yeah.
Damn, it's really glossy in here.
No lights better I turn the lights off and you can't see me it's fine bro they
could see you turn what's easy we see there's no way
No, that's not bad.
Right?
Jack, can you see me perfectly?
That's not that bad.
Actually, I'm not out of weight.
It's not bad.
What are you trying to do?
I'm dying, so...
I'm out of weight.
I'm out of weight.
I'm out of weight.
I'm out of weight.
I'm right here.
Thank God.
Oh my God, you're passing it back to me?
That's a bad, that's fresh.
You know what I'm gonna do fresh, what?
You still have that fresh one?
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna give you that one.
No, no, no.
Hell no.
Hell no, I can't.
So you're tapping it out.
So this is your best time to tap it out.
How's that tapping out?
Tap it out.
That's not tapping out!
That's a mess.
Please, do you really want boys like this?
You better not say what makes you so crazy.
I'll have you do this more often than you think.
I'll have you do this more often than you think.
Just take your thing right and make sure you don't go easy.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Let me ask you a question.
I'm gonna hear only Berkley.
Who's the one here?
Because it's gonna be ability to talk about.
No, let me hear.
Let me give you a question.
All right.
Let me give you a question here for this shit.
I'm listening.
Don't worry.
I'm listening.
I'll get you a song.
If me...
If me...
What are you about to say?
If me...
Drew...
Or Laze...
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
you can only say one person you
drew in ways.
What do you say to me? What do you say to people?
Oh, Drew is gone.
Drew my mess though, but like,
ladies need to be live on these, bro, like.
But Drew, Drew is, Drew is my dog though.
Don't get it twisted, you was my dog though.
Let's defy her.
Okay, so now let me ask you a question.
I'm about to hurt my feelings right here.
If me,
adapt.
I can't say I'm fine, I can't say I'm fine. I know where I'm going if I say I'm fine.
And me, adapting Jason, we're hanging over Cliff. And you can only say to people who
I
Probably all three you go dude
That's no negative
I can't
Later so I
I know I
I literally can't.
You have a Spotify jam?
You're not making out of this one.
No jam, dude.
I don't have an answer.
It dodged this one.
I don't have an answer, bro.
You're done.
I don't have an answer.
I don't know.
I don't know.
If I was put in that position, I would, I would honestly...
Like I said, he allowed us to go home.
No, he would not.
Yes, I would you could save to all the two that you're saving
All three
Oh my god
Okay, if I'm thinking strategy wise, I feel like, okay, is it fall you're done or can
like, I'm going strategy wise, like who I think would have the next chance.
I thought they're dead.
He's gonna play after this one.
I love this song.
I love the song so much.
You know what's so crazy?
So that's how I know like my spectrum is like a little higher than most.
Because when I find a song bro,
Like
I'm gonna send you so
Yeah
Especially when it's like a song you haven't heard before it just it sounds so different from everything else just
Yeah
Yeah
I don't have an answer
His brother
Holy shit game
Nigga, you just off me just instantly.
I don't think so.
Nigga, his brother?
Yeah, what?
Lays here?
I don't know.
I'm just trying to get some answers.
Nigga, he, Nigga, Drew is his best friend.
Is he my right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK, who could be, who could be in this town?
Nigga, at that point in that line,
I'm going to just drop myself in here.
I don't want to get stressed.
Like, I don't want to get stressed about it,
No cut scene. I'm just talking to myself.
Is this gonna be live?
They said me raging PBR.
I don't have any answer bro.
Very PR. You're so smart.
I don't.
I'm gonna answer that word too.
Okay.
What?
What?
You're gonna answer that word too.
No, I'm not gonna answer it.
You're not gonna answer it.
What's your bro answer one?
No, if you answer one, I will answer one.
Right now.
See it?
If you answer one, I'll answer two.
It's a two.
It's a three.
It's a one.
It's a n, not or not.
Or not.
I'm not answering that.
I don't have an answer.
It's just like the world.
Because I don't know when this bird a moment,
he didn't a moment.
What the fuck am I going to do?
I'm probably going to run away, honestly.
What?
I'm not going to run away, though.
Or I'd try to save all three.
You know if I happen?
Yeah, we all four four four.
No, no, if one was hanging off, I'd go pry an order,
grab this person, bring them up,
run to the next person, bring them up,
and then try super fast to run to the other end
and pry two of us would go in the process
because I dragged them down a little bit.
You can turn this up too even if you want.
This up, what do you want?
Yeah, it's okay, it's a good song, bro.
I know.
You're a hero.
Or, oh my god.
No.
If you have time to run and save two, you could save one
one and then you split up and go save the other two.
He goes here, he goes here.
So then everybody gets saved.
I don't think it works like that.
How?
I don't know how it works.
You guys just grab two.
If three people were hanging off a cliff.
Because by the time you grab it one, the other two fall.
But if you have the same amount of time, then you have the same chance of both falling.
You don't know how long it gets to hang on to the cliff.
You don't know how long it will take you to pull the nigga up.
That's very strenuous too.
You gotta pull him up. Okay, so if we're going based off of why you that's on a fool
So if we're going based on who can hang off a cliff longer than that would be strategy and I would make my choice based off strategy
That's that's not in that moment. Yes, it is. No time to think in that moment
I think oh who's gonna hang on the cliff longer so I can drag them up
I hate it's like this you're hanging up like this. You're not hanging all like this
Yeah, you said hang up like this game. You said it's a skill to be hanging there
Which means something like like so you pull up whoever has the least amount of skill to be hanging still
Okay, let's say you have to pull up somebody like Marlon. He's too
He's 225 game. Yes, but I think Marlin could hang on that cliff longer than a lot of people on this planet
you
you
you
you
you
I feel like born, I see it going on, I'm on the 20th, I'm on the 18th, I'm done
Got a honest and careless, see my son, I got a way as a mark, if I wanna number one it
Yeah, I say when I see a noise, I'm tied to, know how to keep my vibe too
Got a listen level on my shoulder, give that dog a ride, I don't even like you
It's a yelling song, when they gonna sit back, magician with your quick heads
I got blitz on me, get back, never been tight to float on me
Tryin' to see on the shit back, it's got an S and G that she said we're in it
I know we trust no good bit
Hell me I'm not playing for a nigga
Cause you can't play chess
But bro I'm dealing with Tay-Led then
And nothing can get bad
I could tell the bitch I be like in the life of
Uh, okay
Hello
Hello
Hello
I know you hear me
I spit on the tape I put in
Know you feel me girl
Back in the days of slavery
Oh, yeah, fuck with this guy!
I feel like a police officer!
I got a random voice notice now.
Did you play Peach Dream?
What?
Yo hey Lacy how you doing big dog I'm coming for you dawg you can't get away from me.
Lazy! Lazy! Come on out!
On guys only rug for a second.
Oh that's creepy!
Who the fuck is that?
I don't know, it's a random number in California it says.
Like the number says it's from California.
Our security will blow his heads, move off, so.
Tryna play Peach Dream by Lucky after this song?
Yeah.
I'm Lucky proud, y'all. I can't even hit, I can't even walk.
I'm Lucky just floating back in.
actually though I'm like genuinely scared why are you scared of not making a
fuck I call back
You're the only guy in the club who plays too much.
You got actually plays too much, bro.
You're good, man.
That's creepy.
That is a little weird, though.
I will say.
You're saying it sounded like rug.
It can sound like rug at first.
No way.
Is he filming a video or something?
Like I just started listening like it's obviously not here at all.
What movie it is?
Like right there it sounds like rock.
Bro that literally sounds like rock.
Hey Lacey, it sounded like rock. Right at the beginning.
And then I started to lose it.
Get away from me dude.
Yo Lacey.
Lacey.
Come on out.
The end sound.
Someone's calling me.
I got an answer.
Hello?
Yo Lacey, I'm a famous hacker.
I know where you live at, Nicholas.
How do you do them, my big dog?
So, you know my first name?
Yeah, I know everything about you.
I also know Cody, where he used to live at.
I know your tax info.
Say Wulahi.
Wulahi, bro.
I'm a famous discord tamper.
You know what I mean?
I'm Wulahi.
He took control of Wulahi.
That's fries unless he sends you like a drone shot of your family's house like we don't care
I'm not gonna lie. That guy's Lee Abon. He said your first name.
I
I shoulda hit me up
I chugged beans in an SOT like I wouldn't really know
Missed all my money but you hold the space you say with dirty news
So good to be true, okay, like hyperverse
Baby, like a baby
Yo, no pie, yeah, hold on
I lose money on the money, you shoulda been a baby, that's
I face the house of a stain, I try to see how you do
This shit happen
No, no, no, no
And then talk to the beat you're holding, okay, hyperverse
I hope you wanna see like a full attack, please.
Okay.
I'm a tight, I'm a bright guy.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bright guy.
I'm, I'm a bright, I'm a bright guy.
I'm a, I'm a bright, I'm a bright guy.
I'm, I'm a, I'm a bright guy.
I'm a bright guy.
Play red team.
Let's hear it to the top.
One more minute so we can lead a hot box set.
Who's this?
Yousuaq.
He's my partner, Toyota X.
He's my best friend, I got him, and she got his own.
I don't care if he's my man, I'm not a bitch.
I see how my man can't say he might not know the truth.
I'm built to 6,000 in the last four months, I need to stop.
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
Hold on, get out of here.
Get out of here.
Come on.
If she got his phone, then I'm gonna take a ride.
I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm deadass thinking right now how many people on planet earth can like attempt to make music
like this with a beat their voice their own shit and only a few select get like a lot
of people liking it so imagine how good Drake has to be to be above everything
You know what I'm saying
I thought he was dead ass about a season six. I was saying some shit
I like drink to I love that too way artist
Artists I think drink is better than Michael Jackson. I think drink is better than Michael Jackson
I'm not saying the same you say like you keep saying like across universes like
You say I'm like where you like you like make it a thing of me like God
You said yo out of all people
That people have to like your music how can drink me
I'm sure that is though like no no actually take a step back tape dick suck out of it
You want a celestial level?
Well, you can put I'm putting a LeBron on that level to think of all the world
All the people in the world who could be good at basketball, but LeBron was the best out of all humans ever conceived
You know how good you have to be to be the best out of all humans ever
I think LeBron is the best because it's long-term. I don't think because I don't think in his prime
He was better than Kobe in his prime. I don't think that. I think Kobe in his prime is the black mamba for recent
Facts, but that's not you're not hearing my point fax your hair on point my point is prime LeBron is prime
I'm taking Kobe every time
Every time
Facts
Sorry
That's when I was actually watching NBA and I was actually watching the second quarter.
Oh my God, that was something like holy shit, buddy, I had no, like.
So if someone came up to you and said, I need you to win a championship this year, pick
one player ever in their prime, and that's your first pick.
You're going to go.
The best player ever in their prime.
The best player ever in their prime.
You have the first pick of an all-time draft.
Pick a player that you think gives you the best chance
to win a championship that year.
It's one championship ever.
You see how Wemby played?
He's not even in his prime.
I need Wemby at the one.
Whatever?
I need Wemby.
I think Wemby in his prime is gonna be something
we have never seen before in our lives.
Dead eyes.
What?
That nigga is shooting from the logo
with 24 seconds on the clock.
You don't give a fuck, bro.
Some dog shit.
That's dog shit.
We're gonna have bogey and chess to do some shit like that.
Hang it, nuts.
Bro, we're talking.
Give me the ball, get out my way.
I'm soon at the logo.
He's only three made in the game.
He's shot from the logo.
What the fuck?
You cannot tell me all time you're taking Wemby ever.
Wemby's shot from the logo,
with 20 seconds left on the shot clock.
The shot the only three that he took before that was from the logo
Can't tell me yours taken when we over Jordan
I'm I'm saying when these not in his prime though. He's not his prime
That's what I'm saying. I generally think like a wendy in his prime
It's going to be like bro, I think it's going to be compared to like Shaq and his prime bro.
No cap, bro.
I think it's going to be something we've never seen before.
He could shoot bro.
No, it's going to be something we've never seen before.
I don't know.
It's going to be something we've never seen before.
Trump was more lucky.
Of course.
It's better for him.
He's better for him.
Oh yeah, definitely has been.
I'm opening it.
I'm breaking it.
Oh, no.
Play options.
He's breaking it bro.
I'm breaking it, ladies.
Over oh my god, can we at least let them come first? Oh, let's get the camera. Yeah
Drew laser someone
It's like my throat is like okay
She gon' lie to me, forget in the morning She gon' lie to me, forget in the morning
I may start with what? I may start with what? I'm gon' crush your blood
She gon' turn to start I may start with what? I may start with what?
What? What? What? What? What?
My slug on my rod Black out my heart
Four bands but I act Pour it like his art
Ain't put up no act Oh I'm high as fuck
Got my nose from that Caught me by my gun
I won't call him back Maybe I'll fuck a plot
I'm strolling out of plugs Now I'm through my fucking blood
Fuck him out of drugs Freakin' bring me close to God
Did you hear me? I said let me get the bag first.
No bro, they shit got me fucking gone bro.
My time is up bro, my time is up bro.
You can take it.
Oh
Whoa dude bring around fucking Rosie dude
You're still talking about that?
Shit's fucking ridiculous.
I know I'm being...
Something for me, bro.
Well, do we look, you know, you look calm.
Not done for me, dude.
Your eyes are fucking way insane.
Mommy, look crazy.
I don't know how to follow her.
Is he willing to follow her?
Let him do a little buggy thing.
I do?
Huh?
I don't even have my toolkid on my farm, I'm one of stairs.
Alright, shot.
Oh, man.
Oh
No.
Rock.
Why are you all May 44-ing?
Q. What are you looking at?
Yeah, you're on.
I'm not high at all.
I'm not high at all.
I'm not high at all.
I barely even smoke, I don't even take a hit or anything.
I took like maybe two hits.
No?
No.
Where'd you get this phone?
Uh, he said an Olympia.
Really?
Yeah, this one says L.A.
This one says L.
Oh, I love the red.
Wait, these are actually fire.
Do you know what ice cream I want?
Little flavor.
It's bro-yup. It's healthy.
I didn't even smoke.
I didn't even smoke.
I didn't even smoke.
I literally just sat in the car to maybe a hit.
I wondered who taught those.
What kind of talk goes?
Are they steak?
that is literally a max win actually I thought I was about to go I got they
eat it I thought I was about to go around the house fucking eating eating
scrap candy that I find cuz I don't want to wait for the food to come
Finding tacos on Max's wing.
Is that them?
Those are tacos?
What?
Those are tacos?
No, they're going to get ice cream.
Oh.
Look at the camera.
I mean, your eyes look pretty.
You make sure eyes glow.
Wait, your eyes are glowing?
Yeah.
I want to see.
Okay, for a while we had to take.
Are they actually glowing?
Yeah, they are.
They are so hot.
Yeah, I feel like that was a plan.
Now is the time for it to ask for a puppy?
Uh, no.
Where are you laughing at?
I'm just reading these chats, they're so stupid.
They're laughing.
Like someone's typed, oh bro, get in some head tonight.
Okay, add up everything, that's it.
No, because I know it's like, why do you say that in the chat?
You're just, you know what you're doing.
Ladies are so high, too, it doesn't even know where he's going.
Look at your truth.
She's not up here.
I'm sorry, why are you looking at me?
She's not here.
Why are you guys just putting these laughing emojis, you guys never put use these laughing
emojis why are you guys use these slapping emojis you guys never use
these emojis you use the the 7 TV ones why are you all using those bro that's
That's some bot shit, thank you.
I've seen this in the chat.
She's stupid.
Use the actual ones you guys use.
You let me know when you need it.
What are the tacos here?
Almost.
You're tripping or using the regular ones?
No way my shit changed.
Wait, look, it's everywhere on that one.
Wait, did someone change the LOL emotes to this?
What is this?
I
Water
I don't even know how to explain to a normal person what a son-in-law is, what a son-in-law
was. Generally what the fuck is this? No, I'm just showing you this. But how do I explain
to a normal human what a son you're hearing is? Someone who just doesn't know. I can't
tell if the chat's actually laughing or if they're just putting that stupid laugh
emoji to piss me off no they're not there's doing that stupid emoji it's not
even an emote it's an emoji no they're not they're mocking me they're fucking
mocking me stop fucking mocking me
I'm the king.
What?
Really?
Thank you.
I guess you are.
Go get another water.
Whoa.
Alright, you're going too slow.
Wait, what's that? What's that thing?
A sunion ring?
No, no, no.
So basically a sunion ring.
All right, yeah, what's a sun?
A sunion ring is a sun
but his face is inside an onion ring.
Is that funny to you?
It's so stupid.
Why does someone put his face inside an onion ring?
I'm so dumb, so put them on a clean.
Why is there a son you do?
There's gotta be more.
There has to be more sons.
I've seen him on the most random shit.
Heat feet?
Why are you guys spamming burgers at me?
Yo.
Oh my God.
They put his SPS5.
They put his SPS5.
Who is that?
I don't even know who that is.
Who is this guy?
Who are you for actually?
Why did someone think to put him inside of a honey bun?
How many are there?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, man, what the fuck am I reading right now?
What am I reading, dude?
I've gone into a deep, dark hole of chaselin.
Oh my God.
I'm going to do a deep dark hole of Sonny Bunsenopoli, Sonny D, Sonamunro, Matikwesun,
And Jay's son, I can't, yeah, I'm getting off, I'm going to bed, I've found a deep dark
hole of suns and I don't know what to think of my life because I feel like a loser, because
I feel like only like 1% of the population knows about suns and every time I open my
my Twitter column where I'm not streaming
and I look at my phone,
someone always fucking puts a sun or a sunion.
For no money, I don't even say anything on Twitter
and people are just typing sunion and sun.
Just posting this picture of a fucking dude in an onion.
It pisses me off.
I'm going to bed.
Good night, Jack.
I'll be live tomorrow.
I'm doing a stream with Tony Jefferson tomorrow. He's coming to the house
I don't know what I'm gonna be able to do because of my arm, but I'm allowed doing that tomorrow and
Yeah, but go to Twitter calm nods fill up the clipping discord if you want to get paid to post clips on my streams
Guys
I grew gravity above the stars, for the Mars, when I float
Can be trippin' up and bunion, can be dead and niggas come
Gotta get used to this type of service, trappin' through the bag
I just put a bitch to another niggas home
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend, when I send that bitch a toast
When she want attention