Lacy
⚡ LACY x TONY JEFFERSON TODAY ⚡ GUESS THE FOOTBALL PLAYER ⚡ AT THE CORE CRIB ⚡ ⚡ BOTTOM 25 STREAMER ⚡ SUB FOR NO ADS ⚡NEW PO BOX !PO ⚡
05-20-2026 · 8h 20m
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I just started stream and y'all are on dick about my thing I
I just started a stream and somehow you're already judging my outfit.
You haven't even seen the full fit.
What do you mean?
Same thing.
Because it's ass.
Brother, you haven't even seen my shorts.
What do you mean?
So this is ass.
So this is ass.
Yes.
How is this bad?
Well, my fit is not trash.
Y'all are just haters.
Hiding your hair because you know it's ass.
I'm not hiding my hair.
I'm a I'm fucking proud of my hair, bro. I'm proud and I'm owning up to my hair. You guys want me to take my hat off
I'll take my fucking hat off right now, and I'll flex my hair on you
What's good as everybody feeling today, how's everybody feeling everybody feeling good everybody feeling dandy everybody feeling happier now?
Everybody having a good is Wednesday everybody having a good Wednesday
Keep that hat on okay one now
No.
No way y'all actually don't like my hair.
Be honest.
Be completely honest.
I don't want to hear any lies.
I don't want to hear anything.
Be completely honest.
You genuinely don't like my hair?
Wait, why though?
Can you tell me why?
What do you not like about it?
What do you not like about it?
You look like Eminem ate too many Eminems.
You look like you just rolled out of bed.
No, I'll tell you why.
Well, I'll tell you why today,
I look like I just rolled out of bed.
The reason I look like this today,
I never look like this normally.
The reason I look like this today is because,
I'm gonna be honest, last night, bro.
Last night genuinely fucked me up dude like I'm not kidding last night truly
genuinely fucked me up I'm saying this right now public service announcement
public service announcement right now I Lacey will never be smoking weed again
Okay, I'm telling y'all right now. I Lacey will never be smoking weed again. Y'all dead ass have my word on that
Straight up. I'll be so for real
Yeah, I'm not capping I'm not capping I
I'm never smoking weed ever again because last night that hot box
Dude, I kid you not. I don't remember anything
thing. Is that normal chat to not even remember last night? Surely, that's not normal. Say
Wallahi, bro. Wallahi. Are you doing your third time doing salt and pepper in the last
three days? No, I'm not doing it. We're not doing salt and pepper today. Today, Tony Jefferson
is coming to the house. We got Tony Jefferson pulling up to the core crib. If you don't know
Tony Jefferson, he is a safety for the Los Angeles Chargers in the NFL. He's like a 13 year
veteran and he's a good dude. He's pulling up today. We're going to be hanging out at the house,
going to be chopping it up, talking. And then we have six football players coming to the house
And me and him are going to be because me and him both have big ball knowledge me and him are going to be
Trying to guess
The right the level of football if that if that makes sense
So we're going to have these football players here and me and him are going to be guessing
The the ranking of football players. Do y'all get what i'm saying?
I guess you have all knowledge level of football.
Okay.
No.
So like here's an example there.
They'll be like one player will be like one person who's never played football.
There'll be another person who played maybe in middle school, another person or two who
played in high school, one who played varsity, maybe one who played in college.
And we have to try to guess who has the highest level of football playing.
Y'all see what I'm saying?
Basically a inspiration from Jesser's videos, but in a live stream form.
If you guys are picking up what I'm putting down, no Slim Shady on the beat.
It's a little lacy on the beat.
I picked it up and I put it down.
Everybody knows me around the town.
Go ahead.
Ask around.
Come on now.
That's it.
Come on now. That's it. Don't say, ah, that shit was kind of tough.
Don't say, ah, don't say, ah, you guys know that shit was kind of tough.
You guys know that shit was kind of tough.
You're getting fat again.
Dude, what do you want me to do?
I can't do anything about my weight.
I have a I have a fractured wrist.
I can't I can't control my weight, bro.
Yes, you can.
All right, so what if I told you guys this?
What if I told you guys that I actually,
generally, straight up, do enjoy being fat?
What now?
What now?
What now?
Affairs?
But also, I gotta react to this clip of Jason talking crazy
because, shh.
YouTube video, what is this?
Yo, do you guys know, like, you guys know
it's disrespectful to call another human being a pig,
right?
You know that's not like a normal human type of thing
that you do, you'll just go around,
call another human a fucking pig.
I'm not a pig, I'm a human.
All right, let me go to the cop.
Anything you want me to react?
Oh, also very, very important.
Very, very important.
If you are, hold on, send it here.
Oh, sorry here.
If you are sending things to PO,
We have switched the PO box to a closer location.
Okay?
So if you guys want to send anything to my PO box,
what is this?
Wait, did I just get hacked?
Chat?
Did I press allow or no?
I don't know what I just did okay well hopefully hopefully that is fine okay if
you want to send anything to my PO box this is the address right here the new
address for the next opening for the next the next YouTube video the next
opening we do the new address is right here I'm gonna put it in the chat order
me anything you want because I know next p.o. box y'all are gonna go crazy
bro next p.o. box I got a strong strong feeling y'all are gonna go crazy now the
The only issue is, in the YouTube video, I had the hacked.
Wait, I'm hacked?
Wait, what do you guys mean I'm hacked?
I'm good?
Okay, why are you guys scrolling?
So I do have, what I want to say is for the next PO box,
I'm going to zoom this camera in,
I don't like how zoomed out it is.
For the next PO box,
I'm actually going to be getting a U-Haul truck
because I don't really believe
that Y'all are going to snap for his next PO
and send me a sh** on this stuff.
I'm going to get a U-Haul truck
and I'm going to bring the U-Haul truck to the PO
so I can haul the packages.
Because I don't think my car is going to be enough.
Why is it so laggy?
Wait, is everybody lagging or just me?
Still lagging?
It says that it's fine.
Just you, huh, nice bro.
Get a cloud disperser so you have good internet all the time.
What the fuck is a cloud disperser?
Nobody knows what a cloud disperser is.
All right, let's see what we have to react to.
Also send links in the chat if there's anything specific
y'all want me to react to as well.
Send me anything specific.
Mind you, this is the king of Calabasas,
and says he has good fashion sense.
What is wrong with this?
What is wrong with my thing?
This shit is hard, dude.
This shit is hard.
Oh, don't tell ya.
It's 99 degrees in my room.
Bro!
Y'all, I think my fucking air conditioning is broke.
It's 99 degrees in my room. I'm in a fucking sauna!
Hannah!
How'd you just realize?
Well, I didn't just realize, but I noticed he was,
I think there's, I think there might be heat coming out.
Jason was talking crazy on you.
Seeing that little fucking Lacey and Suki talking about,
oh, I'm the most chopping the whole fucking house,
But if Lacey got skinny, he would literally be so fucking flabby and still be chocked like bro.
Lacey's chin is literally inside of his fucking face. Lacey, you're fucking ugly!
I'm a cat, I'm a you.
Jason.
I'm a cat!
You need to learn your place.
I'm a cat, I'm a you.
You're talking to the king of Calabasas, the one and only sexiest man.
I'm gonna be honest, I've been holding back, I'm gonna just say the truth, I've been holding
back, I'm gonna just say the truth, I've been holding back, I'm gonna just say it.
Lacey got skinny, he would literally be so fucking flabby and still be chopped like bro.
Lacey's chin is literally inside of his fucking face.
Lacey, you're fucking ugly!
And you're the only person to gain weight off of a reddit!
That's where you cross the line. That's where you cross the line.
That's where you cross the line. I'm about to just say how it truly is.
I'm about to say how it truly is.
Jason!
Jason Noreen is a direct message to you, son.
We're talking about potential, we're talking about genuinely good-looking human being.
There is a key difference between us, Jay.
My problems are fixable. I can go to the gym. I can lose weight.
I can get my body right. Your problems you cannot fix.
You need full facial reconstruction surgery if you want your face to look better than me.
You are born chopped. You're genetically chopped. I'm just fat. You are fucking ugly.
I'm sorry. That's the truth. You need to go to doctor Miami and get Botox cheek implants and eye
Reduction surgery if you want to look better than me. I just got to go run on a treadmill for a few months
But I love food too much
Who the fuck did he go?
Oh, I didn't change.
I didn't even change my fucking name.
Yo!
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
Who the fuck did he go?
I didn't change.
I didn't even change my fucking name.
Yo!
What?
What?
So what is he doing about what are you doing?
What do you mean?
So you duck in the chop conversation?
I'm not ducking in the chop.
No, we got a chop dog, bro.
We got a chop dog.
We got a chop dog.
Let's have a chop.
Let's have a chop.
Call the girl.
Call somebody, bro.
Because remember that face shoe we did?
Redacted shoe.
Got IG models.
Yes, and we were one and two.
Let's look back.
We were one and two.
No! You weren't told!
Yes I was!
No you weren't!
And the most attractive was that was till you were one!
Okay.
I don't even know how you were one!
Because bro, female gaze, male f- uh, gaze.
Okay?
Male gaze, male gaze, you-
Maybe the males think you're more attractive to me,
but the girls think they-
No they don't.
Definitely.
No they don't.
For sure.
Here's it, but je-
The topic of this conversation we were having, you're not even-
You're missing-
Fucking chop, bro!
You're missing the context!
What's the context?
The context was, the context was, at, if, at our peak,
who would be the best looking?
You,
who would be the, who are, I'm sorry,
you are at your peak and you're still trapped.
I'm not at my peak.
I'm not at my peak right now.
This is your peak.
How is it my peak, Bill?
I don't have, I don't have shit, this is not my peak, I'm a peat jet.
And my hair is still recovering from the bleach, you see the brown, the dead hair.
What the fuck?
Holy fucking jesterite.
Holy...
Yeah, I need some word money.
Just came in to say hi, you know.
Roller?
Oh, five boxes.
I'm not a boxist?
I'm gonna go back to word money.
Just came in to say hi, you know.
Roller?
Oh, five boxes.
He's ducking. Oh, he's ducking the convo. He's ducking the convo. I'm telling y'all. He knows I mock him. He knows I mock him.
No, bro.
You don't know how shit it is.
Come on, let's do the competition.
No, because you're thinking...
I see models, bro.
You... let's do it for you.
We'll start a YouTube video.
Let's do it.
Damn, bro.
I'm down.
Because you're not understanding my point.
You don't understand my point.
You don't understand my point.
I hear your point, bro.
I hear your point.
My issue is that I'm fat.
I love food.
That's a huge buttock issue.
I told you, I like the gym.
But if I locked in on my body...
It is, bro.
You'll never repeat that body.
But if this was the conversation,
That body comes in was at our peak and the truth of the matter is my issues are fixable
You were just genetically impaired to look like
Genetically ungifted is the definition of you your eyes you spawned in with your eyes on to suck
It's not even, it's not a fluke.
Ain't the greatest too.
You remember that, bro?
You remember that, you knew that.
You live in the TikTok and it gets your fucking head.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are, bro.
No, I'm not.
That dumbass PSO shit.
No, you know what you don't get in my head,
you don't generate in my head?
It's when I go, when I fucking go to the gym in the morning
and the girls are waiting outside for me.
Yeah, and I'm black.
And I'm black with a six, eight inch BBC.
Like, what are you saying, bro?
That's just not real,
it's not really why is it so fucking hot in this room?
Why is the room going to fucking thermostat?
Tell me what degrees that says.
No, no, no, come here.
Tell me what degrees that says on my fucking thermostat, yeah?
What degrees that says right there?
97! 97 fucking degrees in that room!
How is that?
I don't know! I'm sweating!
It's so hot!
Get a fever or something.
Oh, shit.
We got it. We got it right back.
We have to.
We got it right back.
but Marley can't be a video, Marley can't be a video.
Oh wait, that is unfair.
Yeah, Marley just won everything right there.
No, let's just put Marley in it, see what happens.
Okay, okay yeah, I don't give a fuck, bro.
I mean, second is the best.
IG models ranked the core boys.
That would be, no, that would literally be.
But Marley honestly, he would probably win
the biggest dig, he would probably win.
What if we had to give Marley a nerf?
How would you measure?
They're getting ranked.
We can get up the makeup artist and do something to his face.
And then they'll just try to win anyways and then we get him at it's periphery.
Or I mean it would have to be like crazy CGI makeup.
Alright, let's have a minute. I don't think Marlon will win anything. I genuinely don't.
Wait, you're on Bald at 15K?
I'm going Bald at 15K?
You know, I am actually
Yeah, get some get some what you said you wanted
No, that's like bro, that's dick sucking if we make more than host cuz he's gonna win everything
Really
He's not gonna win every category.
I mean, what do we do last year?
We did the biggest dick.
It was biggest dick.
Best looking, richest, most clout.
Who has, what was it?
Who has the nicest and who would you wanna marry?
I think a lot, bro.
If you're a girl, bro,
if you're looking at a lineup from me,
Lacey, a dad, Marlon, and Suki,
I'm not trying to get you to suck my life.
Free privilege?
Fuck, bro.
He look good, man.
No, he does look good.
He definitely looks good, but the thing is, in this one, I mean, delusion, genuinely delusion,
I think I'm the best looking.
Yeah, you did yes, yes
You're
You're bottom-to-next along that's just not true. That's not true. Let's stick me speak in
No, cuz can we talk about it? No, no, we need to talk about something that's that we thought was a mess
I'll talk about it. I mean, I'm gonna adapt
Me silky no, bro. I'm sorry to say
Brother, but Silkie's actually chopped.
Silkie's like truly chopped.
He's fucking cuddly.
He's chopped.
I might actually have Silkie in the bottom.
Silkie, I got Silkie over Ronnie Yew for sure.
He's still chopped.
Yeah, I mean you just have,
you're just dick-rattin' at this point.
I'm not dick-rattin', I'm being honest.
It's a difference, bro.
I heard Tony Jefferson is coming over.
He's pulling up.
Cowboys legend right there.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
You guys have been Cowboys for two years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tony fucking Jefferson, bro.
What y'all about to do?
We're about to do.
I'm about to give him some of the house, have him pulled up.
Have you guys made it?
And then we're going to do guest to football player.
Oh, yeah, bro.
Oh, so you got another football player?
No, I got football players.
Jason looks good. You guys are lying.
No, let me know.
Jason looks better.
Jason looks good.
Jason way better than Lacey.
Uh,
Jinxie Moggs.
Sanyan.
Jason.
Jason looks good.
Jason looking gay.
Jason is trash.
They're all saying that I'm trash.
Oh, can you give me advice for Dr. K?
Oh, what are you doing on that night?
I'm actually nervous. I'm not really nervous.
I'm not going to tune into that, bro.
I'm actually doing it. I'm watching.
10 a.m.? Oh, yeah. I'm watching that.
I'm actually nervous.
Oh, but don't troll that.
I'm not going to troll. I'm not going to troll.
But here's the thing. I don't want to troll,
but the chat wants me to be talking about
fucking my cocaine addiction.
Okay, so...
I don't actually have a cocaine addiction
What would you actually talk about that I'm saying I don't know or before you go through the session
You tell dr. Gay what topics you want to hit like me as I was talking about parents relationship issue
Watches
Yeah, I don't really
Yes
It's this Roberts. Oh, that's
Bro, you should wear that ladies. No, it doesn't fit me. It literally doesn't fit me
There's no catch there's Lily no catch. It just says wrong so it's like all I wear
But how you gonna get on with your thing
You just have it
Oh, I don't know about this one.
Put it on, Elfhav.
Maybe what?
I mean, it's hard.
It's hard as fuck.
Is there any space?
I feel like it's bad.
I feel like it's slow.
Okay, wait.
Well, I'll just tell them, huh?
Well, the front says wrong.
So basically, that was what Jeffrey Epstein wore.
It was like the iconic thing that he wore.
It was the jacket.
God, I remember.
Yeah, so, you enjoy that one.
You can have it now. On the house.
You can have it now. On the house.
How did you even get that reference?
How do you, how does he even know that Epstein wore this?
What's wrong with that though?
TOOT!
I mean, it is Quarters of Season.
I'mma be honest, it's actually a tough hoodie too.
It's not even that bad.
I would actually rock it.
Fucking Epstein hoodie.
What did you get out of this?
They're saying game war.
Wait, what are we talking about?
Fuck.
Oh, Dr. Gay.
Dr. Gay, yeah.
Yeah.
So, before I did mine, I texted him.
I'm going to open it up about my parents,
their relationships,
about streaming,
and I think that's it.
Okay, what did you do? What do you text him? What do you like to send this my chats at me?
Gambling addiction drug addiction sex addict
You're a sex addict. Are they a pair according to my chat?
Yeah, so why are you going to a therapy session and getting a shit from your chat and
What in your heart right now, what are you dealing with mentally?
that that you struggle with and it makes you sad or something you wish you could
change bro like bro if you look at Lacey Burner and you see the tweets that
Lacey Burner be posting bro you got to put that yeah my wrist pain is really
bad okay emotional I'd say food addiction honestly I don't have a food
addiction I'd say I'd say probably would be I'm not a sad person though then why
you don't I mean like you don't have to be a sad person to go there for you like
bro just like inner issues that. Okay. I talk about um
so why the fuck? Oh I would talk about balancing real life and streaming.
That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um
Um, fuck.
What are you insecure about?
Not really anything anymore.
It's honestly kind of hard to be insecure when you know,
like, I got like thousands of people
just calling me fat every day.
It's kind of hard to be insecure, honestly.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A lot of addicted to porn.
What, addicted to porn?
I mean, yeah, I'll talk about my weight.
What about your weight?
Like I hate what people call me bad, but I cannot I don't care
Okay, I don't actually care. Well, you don't actually care and that's not really a thing
Or or you might have like a deep
Like a security about your way. Oh, I don't know, but if that's not a real thing then you don't
Maybe maybe yeah, cuz he brought like some real tears out of me that I didn't think before
Like you have
Family issues
Oh, we're a bit of fucking like loving household my parents are still together
Yeah, like
Struggle to lose the last 20 30 pounds for like two years
No, I'm not struggling to lose pounds. I'm just I'm taking miskids advice
So
Your uncle touched you. Yeah
Talk about does that affect you to this day? No, it didn't affect me back then
He didn't like touch me in my privates. He was just at like family reunions. He would come up and suck on my ear
Look and pinch my nipple
It's a hate kid
You get it? Yeah, but
I
Could talk about why I get anxiety when I don't stream for a few days
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's an issue. Yeah
But you mean real more life issues right then streaming issues
That's funny, not funny, girl.
I mean, not funny.
But you didn't, you didn't, like, the uncle touching thing,
like, that didn't really affect you, like, you like that?
No, I didn't like you, but I was a kid,
so, like, when my uncle would come up, I was like,
that was just what I was used to as a kid.
Looking back on it now, I'm definitely a little weird,
but at the time, you know,
ooh, I'm probably, you know what I'm talking about?
I'm talking about dealing with the chat.
I'm gonna put the chat on blast. That's what I'm gonna do.
So we asked to see boy with no trauma. So you have trauma
Well, I grew up my parents never said I love you to me
They never said I've never seen my parents kiss or hug
My parents used to argue all the time and I was just like kind of accepted
Never knew my grandparents because they died before I was born. Oh geez
only child so I would just sit on the laptop all day they watch prank invasion
and get get boners and jerk off okay but you know okay okay well I have kind
of something I have one now you say that I don't like holidays anymore I don't
like to celebrate Thanksgiving or Christmas what why because that's my
grandpa my grandpa died he would always cut the turkey and now I have nobody to
cut the turkey and on Christmas, I would always go to my grandpa's house, but he died. So now I just don't really care about Christmas or Thanksgiving.
That's honestly not a bad one. That's a good one. That's like, that's like real. That's real. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. If your grandpa really affected you, then yeah.
Why are y'all laughing? I'm be, yo, I don't think I should have chat open during this tomorrow. No, no, no, no, no. Did you close chat? Yeah, I closed chat. But I would like call repeat the chats and
Okay, but I still cried there.
Okay, so definitely talk about that one. I could talk about
definitely streaming and anxiety and
like being able to separate my real life from my streaming life.
Come on, give me some more that you talked about. Give me some more trauma that you have.
Relationships, you know, you can see you have a public relationship. How does that affect you?
I mean, it doesn't really anymore. It definitely used to okay. Well, I don't fucking know
I think you could talk about get gambling is that affect you like have you lost a lot of money to the point where?
It's invested
Are you secretly in love with someone else?
No
Try to talk about to see if I'm gay see them bisexual. I mean, that's like that's like a real
Um, yeah, I don't know how much trauma, but then I didn't know I had to have trauma.
I mean, I have trauma.
You have to be trauma.
Hotbox addiction.
Gambling drugs, weed, food, and buying cars addiction.
Yo, those aren't real things.
Okay, so.
Oh yeah, why you saying that's not an issue, bro?
You're very closeted, that's not an issue.
That's a deep-booted insecurity within yourself
that you just need to come out and tell the world
about if you're seriously gay,
that I will fully accept you.
I'm not bisexual.
No?
No.
Okay then.
Fully straight.
Are you sure?
Yes.
The eyebrow slit, though?
100% positive, eyebrow slit's called swagger.
You said that? What did I say?
Oh, I'm you're bisexual? No, no, I said that I meant that the issue of you being
like scared to come out that's what I'm about issue being gay is not an issue if
you're gay because honestly I would accept you bro as a friend but I would
You want me to be gay if you were actually like a be open.
You want to fuck me?
No, I don't want to fuck you.
I would, no, no, I'm going to stop this.
You want me to be gay?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ooh, I actually had a good one.
Sometimes when I get bored, I do impulse and dumb shit.
Like I'll dye my hair or get a tattoo or.
Yeah.
Or.
That's an issue, yeah?
Yeah, I'm impulsive, I'm impulsive.
Yeah.
That's an issue.
Okay, so I can talk about me being impulsive.
When I get bored, I eat.
When you get bored, you buy pets
and then you give them away.
Okay, I mean, I don't eat it that twice, three times, but.
Yeah, okay, I can talk about that.
Are you running these down now?
No, I'm just thinking.
Okay, I think I'm good.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a bathroom, baby. What does that mean?
What does that mean? I don't know.
Write them down. No, I'm gonna remember, I'm gonna remember, I'm gonna remember.
But I will be honest other than that, I feel like I don't really have that many issues like in terms of therapy
I think I think he'll definitely bring some stuff out, but like I don't really have any issues like growing up
I never like you seem like you had a shit ton of issues growing up.
I didn't have a shit time. I just was Asian girl in an Asian household
So Asian Asian like Asian watch it like Asian parents don't
They don't like for a case or anything. No, I don't think my dad ever has sex with my mom
Like after I was born
And like looking back. It's kind of sad to think about like I wish my parents had sex when I was
you feel me but not in a weird way in like a oh I want to just say like in a
way that's like oh I want them to show love towards each other cuz I didn't
see them kiss at all bro you know I mean you wish you saw your parents had
sex no no no no I didn't say I wish I saw their sex I wish that I wish I
wish cuz I know they didn't have sex bro because I slept with them up until I
was like what if they just what if they were day fuckers and when you went to
school they just got it on because they would go to work though they would go to
work so you think your whole entire child and growing up your parents never
had sex you know that I was putting any work in no not at all not at all bro my
parents never they never kissed they never hugged this is bad clips bro bro
that's not what I'm talking about I'm talking about like they never showed
love towards each other and that's just what I wanted as a kid but I'm one of my
parents to to be affectionate to each other because I went to school and all
of white kids and their parents will be kissing on them and shit and I'd get
picked up and and I would just like oh bad getting fucking card you're gonna
you're gonna go to this tutor after school alright and you get nine times
nine right then you get to eat tonight him saying like I didn't get a fucking
I didn't get toys or anything I got I had a fucking beg for legal legends gift
cards because because that's the video game now I play grown up bro and then
that shaped me into a fucking loser than I am today bro and now I got this deep
It rooted in security that I just don't like to talk about with other people
And that's because of League of Legends barely and in fact about parents never loved each other or showed love each other
And you just wish just one time you was just being able to tell your parents for having sex
You were playing League of Legends
Maybe just hear the walls be getting pounded a couple times right well if you would have liked that it sounds odd
but
Okay, I mean that's valid see me I'm my I had a complete opposite
Like my parents were always hugging each other always giving a kiss. Hello kiss goodbye one time. I even walked out in heaven sex
Solomon
Yeah
I envy that, bro
Any that I walked in on my parents having sex?
No, but no, not that.
But the fact that your parents had a loving relationship with each other.
You feel me?
Wait, so you think your parents began it all now?
Hell no.
I don't even think my dad's shit goes up, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout it back though.
Because back in the day he was definitely slamming.
But now, like, you're old, I'm sure.
Oh, shit.
But now like
Oh shit
Yeah, wait, so that's like normal in Asian culture like you they get like people get married and they just don't be like fucking or anything or like kissing or
Okay, hey, I mean hey listen bro
even though you didn't throw up again to watch your parents lock lips or you
hear any fucking or anything or anything like that growing up you know at
least you could at least you had parents that at least you got to where you are
today and that's for not seeing your parents make love for you into Jason
the weenie that you are today nah honestly I wouldn't change a thing
because the fact that I didn't see them you know love each other makes me want
to love on the person that I get with you feel me so that makes you want to be a
little whore I'm not a whore but it'd be loving towards other people okay so it
basically is like damn oh I should have said so it's like damn I didn't get to
see my parents fuck so I'm trying to I'm trying to be a jackrabbit fucker yeah
in a way okay okay yeah yeah yeah so I want to change the thing they definitely
You know I'm a knock chasing out
Jeff buddy
Well, yeah Asian Jeff brother
Does he have any boxing experiences at all he's been training so
bro Jeff I hope you know I'm gonna treat you like you're a mate whether in
that dog I'm gonna try my absolute hardest to fucking kill you in there
I'm not even true man I'm not true and at that and I asked the dad you know
should I take should I like feel it out and have fun with it if he's super ass
and that was like nah bro you gotta just know if he asks you literally like
treat him like literally his pound his ass in the ground no yeah I'm like just
Just fucking straight up pound his ass into the ground.
Yeah.
Keep that confidence up.
You're going to need it.
Well, Jeff, I wish nothing but the best for you after that.
I mean, actually, I don't wish anything.
I wish the worst for you because I'm fucking sure.
Does Jeff think he's actually going to win?
I hope so.
Ron's calling?
No, he's not.
He's not even calling.
All right, well, good luck on your therapy session.
Thank you.
I'm going to go.
I got a collab upstairs.
Oh, shit.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
Who is it?
Soky.
He's here?
Is it Beverly?
No, it's not murder confession.
No, it's no.
I see, like, you all look like Beverly.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Broke your wrist and shit.
I mean...
He actually looks good!
He actually looks good!
He's not only for real?
Yeah!
Good, bro!
Thank you, bro.
Flex?
No, but...
Okay, that's just hard right there.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You actually look great.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
All right, I had some packages for you.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna get it, though.
I'm gonna bring it to you.
Just give me that oof five minutes.
Why is there flies, sir?
Just give me that oof five minutes.
Why is there flies, sir, in the game room?
Because there's actually a flies man somewhere in the house
Flies have this I'm pretty sure because I woke up and there were 15 flies on that window just in on the inside some now
Yes
He's getting fired soon. No, what happened?
Yes
Wait, flies don't have nests?
Cap!
That's boss, did shit.
Put it on, God flies don't have nests.
That's gotta be cap.
Talk about this.
This is not real.
I can't talk about something that's a fucking fake AI, AI generated image.
Stop sending this shit to me.
Stop it!
What is this?
Got you fat boy!
The one and only sexiest man.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
I hate this.
I like, can milky woo come back with the do rag?
Sonny and Jason, what is this Lacey?
I don't know what this is.
You send me a list of random names
and you say, what is this Lacey?
How am I supposed to know what this is?
Generally, how am I supposed to know?
Ron, lead this dick?
Me, if ma'am, what is this?
Being athletic, X, B to T, okay, you cannot, yo, NMS, I don't know, what y'all are on?
You cannot say I'm non-athletic.
I am athletic.
I'm very athletic.
Be a treadmill one-on-one, say no to DoorDash, 100 and no in hypotheticals, leads corboys
in calories, bulking from birth.
If I locked in, if I went to the gym every day, if I used my potential, give me burgers,
give me fries, give me hypotheticals.
Wait, what?
You got a package.
Wait, what?
You got a package you got on the floor.
It's here?
On the floor right next to you.
This?
Yeah.
Someone said this to me?
Why did they send it to the house?
I don't know.
Says to Lacey Oregon.
There was one package.
I didn't see a single one.
Can you open this, bro?
Yo, can you all send packages to my PO
not to my house that I live at? It makes me extremely uncomfortable when you guys
send packages to the house that I live and sleep at.
Oh wow, look what it is, more.
More.
What is it?
More.
Someone sent me BPC.
Is that what they sent you yesterday?
No, this is BPC.
way
Isn't this what heals your bones chat or am I wrong? I swear this is the one that heals your bones. No
Wait, do athletes do athletes do athletes
Take BPC peptide
Many athletes use a synthetic peptide BPC for accelerated injury, recovery, and tissue
repair.
So you're telling me, if I inject this in my body, I will heal faster?
The NFL has it banned. Oh, so it's like legit. It's like legit
Shortens your dick. Okay. Well, that is one thing that I cannot have happened. So
Hey, Drew, is it just me or is it extremely hot in here? Okay
Wait, what is this?
Why is it, why is it Microsoft?
Bro, it's hot as f**k in here.
Like, dead ass heat is hot as a b**ch in here.
Bro, my neck is sweating.
F**k.
Oh my god, bro, I'm just sweating, bro.
Oh my, I just f**k it so hot, man.
I'm just, I'm just so hot.
I'm just so sweating, dude.
I'm just so f**ked.
Why does that actually look real?
Wait, why does that actually look real?
I know it's 97 degrees in here bro, it's fucking, it's a fucking furnace!
I'm not going to lie, dude, okay, this might be King LARP chat.
I might get a body suit like that and just wear it every day.
Is that not like kind of meta?
You'd still look fat.
No, I would not.
I would look sick.
I would look like I have a fucking six pack.
That's fairs, girls wear fake everything.
Wait, what do girls wear that's fake?
All right, send me more reactions, send me more reactions.
Link me more shins or anything I missed?
And I open my comment, I see a fucking sunkey.
What is a fucking sunkey, bro?
Yo, Dr. Mucklite, turn it, turn the fan up to high.
Oh shit.
Chad T. Jeff should be coming probably in the next.
What time is it?
Probably in the next hour, I'd say.
Hopefully.
Probably in the next hour.
Oh, also Chad, you know what I'm gonna have Tony Jefferson do?
You know what I'm gonna have him do?
I'm going to have him hate or report Marlin updates.
Marlin was featured on Build, the biggest European daily newspaper.
Oh, hold on.
Streamers cause football pitch madness.
Stephen Kodron and Marlin Lundgren Garcia attract thousands.
In a dark van late in the afternoon, but even the journey there becomes a test of patience.
Oh shit.
Marlin in a fucking European newspaper.
That's late.
Yeah, Marlin's literally like Michael Jackson.
What's this?
quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he will retire after the 2026 season?
Why does Aaron Rodgers farewell tour have to be with the Steelers? He doesn't even care about winning!
He genuinely doesn't even care about winning.
He just wants to have a good tour at the end.
Blackboy Max.
Lucky ex-Blackboy Max.
Okay.
I'm not really tapping with Lucky, but...
Oh my God.
Chad, who do y'all think the, it's a genuine question.
Who do you guys think the best player in the Cavs Nick series is?
2022, I really was pointing through the Knicks who were gonna get them.
The Utah and then the Cavs,
who have been and made the beat up over time.
Did a nice little little floater.
It's been a while trying to put together what would be a throw and comeback.
Why are they trying to ice out James Hart in every play?
It's inside, finds Towns, Towns for B-
It only takes a couple of shots to put that pressure back off the Cavs.
I'm dead, just picking on James Hardy.
The black has got it.
Picks up his fourth foul.
He usually gets a little bit closer than this one.
I mean, this is just a thing.
He's actually so tough.
He's actually so tough.
Wait, all right, wait.
I actually wanted to go over this in the chat,
because since I'm going to Vegas on the 23rd,
I need your guys' opinions on who's
going to win the Brand Risk Fights.
What are the locks here? What are the locks? Johnny Manziel vs. Mennery, who wins that?
Surely Johnny Menzel wins that fight, right?
Right?
Okay, what about Ray J versus Superhot Fire?
Who wins that?
Super hot wins that but y'all don't think Ragey's got that dog in him?
But super hot did look good in that last fight and it was against a dude that was way bigger
than him.
I don't know. Okay. Um, fly soldier versus Jeremy Smith. Is that a, is a island boy fighting
a little person?
Okay
Chip wait y'all are saying Jim wait this one got cancelled put it on God it got cancelled
Okay
No neck J verse Shane chance
Brother
I don't know either of these people
Wait if there's a updated one can you guys
If there's a updated one can you guys send it? I don't see updated card
I don't see an updated card.
This.
What is this?
I want to see the main fight.
It's on Aiden's?
Okay.
Is it on Aiden's maid or on his all?
Oh, no it's not.
I don't see it.
All right.
Is it true?
Tell me.
Yes or no? Is it true that Lance Stevenson is fighting Michael Beasley or no?
Is that true? Because if that's true, oh my god, that's going to be a crazy ass fight. Bro, it's
actually unbearable. Oh, this is the new one. Oh, shit. I thought this was the old one.
Oh my god, huh?
No, I mean is it on cool and hot?
Does it say cool anywhere?
Did you put cool on?
Cool, put it on cool.
Cool is air conditioning.
Cool.
Wait, Chad, is it cooler on?
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Is it cooler or hot or that I should put it on?
It's definitely cool, right?
I mean, is that the same?
Is barbecue sauce I've ever drank in France?
No.
It's in Paris.
Yo, you want to try this new combo?
What?
Protein chips with barbecue sauce.
For real?
Nuts.
You can try to chip first without the sauce
because the chip is good as well.
It's okay.
They're protein chips.
You're on dog of protein chips.
Look.
Hmm.
It's right in the leg.
Well, absolutely good.
You want to try it with the barbecue bills or not?
I'm not a big fan of barbecue though, I'll do a tiny bit of that, just a tiny bit.
Oh god, a little tiny bit.
This is even going to get a good taste.
Okay, that's all I'm going to try out.
Let's try it.
It's spicy mayo barbecue.
Oh, keep it y'all.
How you doing man?
Pretty good.
How was it?
Was it barbecue sauce?
No.
No, I'm not saying that.
No, just give it a try.
Why are you saying you don't?
Because I think I do everything to you.
Oh, I just try it.
I feel you this is a lot.
Okay, sit here.
Sit here a little while.
A little more than that.
If you eat this one, here you go.
Okay, I don't understand.
I'm going to find the purple cube.
Yes, sir.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
What is that?
What is that?
It's called the bomb.
It's the craziest hot sauce, apparently.
Let me take the label off so you can see how hot it is.
Oh, Mark, did you try it?
I didn't even go.
Now, you didn't even get any on there.
Oh, no, I feel like I'm tying that up.
Oh, my God!
Brother, my parolee's burning!
My parolee's burning!
My parolee's burning!
My parolee's burning!
Mike Rowley's burning! Mike Rowley's burning!
Oh, you're okay!
Oh my god!
You guys should be okay.
Brother, that's actually bad. That's actually like terrible.
Drew, you wanna try it?
No, no, I didn't try it.
Try it. You gotta try it.
It's bad. It's like...
No, yeah.
No, it's okay. I didn't spike you. It's fine.
It's not going to weigh at all.
I just drugged you. It's okay.
Alright, smell out.
I can not go to work.
I can not go to work.
Yeah, it's not going to go away for half a life, I miss.
I still feel like it.
No!
Jared, come on, try it.
No, no, I already did that yell pepper at one time.
Like, why does yellow pepper? It's a jalapeno.
Drew always makes me mad, bro.
I need ice cream. I think I need ice cream.
You are a bad bitch.
No.
Bro, that's bad. That's really bad.
Try it with a full dick.
No!
Okay, now I'm going to go down there.
Now I'm going to go down to Jason, with at least he's got a camera and one of the guys from Road to Showman.
You are such a fag.
All of it, all of it.
And I'm going to do it all fucking shit without it.
Where do you know that? I don't fucking know.
What? You've never worn a fucking camera man.
You just told me to go back to desktop so you can go to the ice cream instead of IRL.
You're freaking out, you piece of shit!
Yeah, because my mouth is on fucking fire!
I know, but in fact, that is still turning on!
I clean toilet my mouth!
Use your brain!
No, no need to use my brain!
If I tell you to turn the camera on and get the camera, you get the fucking camera!
You don't say, going back to your desktop, out of the ice cream!
That's not how that works!
It's still turning on!
I can't get the tournament any better!
Fuck!
Bro, I don't hear no spice well.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, there's no shit.
Alright, that was awesome.
How did you go?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm a fucking moron. Oh my god. I'm a fucking moron.
I'm a fucking moron. I thought it was a normal chip and it had moron in it.
Get him, all!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Why are you going that way?
That way quicker.
Oh, buy it.
Fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, man, that's funny.
Man, that's funny.
Oh, you like rock, too?
I
Saw you get some ice cream
Huh?
Oh my god
Get the ice cream
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be good. I'm genuinely gonna be okay. I'm gonna my eye my crying
Did I do it, let me see?
Nah.
I didn't mean you were actually like a little, like,
teary-bary.
I'm going to puke.
I'm not going to puke.
Did you eat the whole chip?
No, so he gave me one with a little bit on it.
But he took some off with another chip,
but he left the chip on my desk, and it was turned over.
And I thought it was a normal chip.
So I ate the second chip, and it had all the hot sauce on it.
I can't even hear you right now.
I'm glad I can't even hear you right now.
No one likes I bought
No, I've got all the help I know bro. You good over here. You left the other chip in my room
The one you scraped all of it off with you eat it I it was flipped down you fat bitch
Are you feeling good?
No, bro, but this side of my mouth is leaving.
No.
How about you put some fucking hot sauce on the chip?
I did.
I don't want to do it again.
Yeah.
Don't put it away.
I did eat the hot sauce.
Like normal hot sauce.
I did tell you that.
Did I not?
I did tell you.
It won't go away.
It won't go away.
Chase it.
Chase it.
Chase it.
Chase it.
Chase it.
Fuck you.
Sike, I think you have energy to drink this.
You're gonna do it?
No, don't do it.
chips. Is there protein ice cream in here?
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh! I need it! I need it too! Oh no, no, no, oh no, no, no, no, no, oh no,
oh, no, no, no, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, I don't want that ice cream.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
That was bad.
Are you good?
It's not fucking funny. Stop laughing, you little shits.
You guys couldn't handle this amount of spice if you were paid to do it.
You guys could not, you guys in the shed would not be able to handle this shit.
There's no way it's that hot, right? Let me just make sure.
So what in the chat even said, when he was 15, he put the very same sauce on his balls
and then passed out. Oh my God, I'm going to try that. Can't you taste it? Dude, it actually
is getting worse. It's not going away. It's not going away at all. I think you're just
I swear to God, I swear to God, I won't go away.
That's hunger.
Is this frozen?
No, it's handled.
Let's get one more bite, because I'm just throwing my mouth to the fire.
Throwing my mouth to the fire.
You're just walking around with a six-pack.
You're right.
That'll do.
Hard to.
All right, bro.
You have to share it with your friends.
Well, I actually won't go away.
I actually won't go anywhere.
I actually won't go away.
I have goosebumps.
Look at my arm. I have goosebumps from how hot it is.
No, you should go eat a potato.
No, I don't know what to do. I genuinely don't know what to do. It will not stop.
You just have to deal with it. That's why I've been when I ate that yellow pepper.
How long?
I mean, the yellow pepper, I don't know what's the worst, but the yellow pepper, I swear to God,
it was the worst pain I've ever been in for like 15 minutes.
I'm not a little bitch!
Yes you are!
You guys in this fucking chat calling me a sissy boy?
I put it words of words of bro.
Oh, and not be able to handle the spice.
Okay, it's kind of going a little way.
Okay, okay, okay.
I think I can handle it.
I think I can handle it from here.
I should have brought in Tony Jefferson with it.
No.
You should make him like a sandwich
and then put the sauce all over it.
You want me to give Tony Jefferson
a hot sauce sandwich?
Brother, he will murder me.
He will actually just fucking pick me up
and slam me on my head like a baby.
Sounds about right.
Oh my God, now the ice cream's out of my mouth.
It just comes right back.
We just get ice cubes and stuff on.
Will that help?
I don't know, do you have an ice fishing or ice in the foot, here it is.
Chad, well eating ice help?
But doesn't water make it worse?
Yeah, but this is ice, it's cold, mountain.
But...
Working?
It's a brand new letter!
We have a problem in Texas!
Jason, I'm ready!
What a fucking loser.
Why do you grow this, man?
You see, there's literally a quick way to get upstairs.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He's actually helping my God.
I don't have any fucking milk!
But I have chocolate milk.
I don't have any fucking milk!
You want chocolate milk?
I don't think chocolate milk has the same effect as milk.
Oh shit!
Oh, I'm gonna get it here.
I didn't send Teej up the new hatty.
But you never came through the original, huh?
What?
Yeah?
What is that I sell?
Oh, he said, I'll be here in 25 minutes.
Wait, he's going to be here in 10 minutes.
Put that sauce on toilet paper for content.
Wait, what do you mean?
You want me to put hot sauce on fucking toilet paper
so people wipe their ass with it?
Y'all realize how evil that is?
Oh my God, wait, what is this?
Yo, you wanna see new shoes?
Come on, obviously.
Check these out.
Okay, okay, wow.
First thought,
Transcend into game.
Like it's like, these are ass!
You need a banjo for those, those are crazy, those are crazy.
She's gotta wear a home home home range with it.
Wow, you're here in 2020, 2030, 2038 with those.
These are cheese.
Come on, bro, it's a show, I can't open these.
No, obviously, I know that.
This is the real thing.
God, he's so funny.
Wow.
Wait, these are KD's new shoes?
This guy is the abominable snowman who's gonna hold her a heart.
No, Drake is comedy bro.
Drake is comedy.
He said the abominable snowman.
Abominable snowman who's gonna hold her a heart.
This guy's trying to dominate the Alaskan market.
I see the jumper. Those are crazy.
Joe, what's wrong? Did you find out where he is?
Are you even a real friend, bro?
I thought you were taking it somewhere else, like on some fashion.
Are you a guest man, bro?
What? No, like...
No, I'm supporting my brother, obviously. If you're going there, I'm going with you.
I'm not fake laughing.
These are it. These candies.
Wait, are these actually them?
Are these actually them?
I'm gonna be honest, Shay, these are tough.
These are tough.
The candies?
These are the ones.
Sheeeeeeeey!
These are candies!
The Candyman's home!
Ow!
Oh, wait.
Did I just get a cavity?
Someone called a dentist!
Like, oh my goodness, bro!
Now how many people are gonna be copping this off the streets?
Can I just get a cabby?
Give me that, like, are you dumb?
Are you stupid or are you dumb?
Which one?
Like, these are fire flames, like.
Yeah, y'all can't buy these things.
What other colors?
What other colors?
Y'all let me drink his power, he's funny.
Tell me, don't keep it a secret.
Tell me, these are hard.
Wow, I'd use my pair, no.
Yo, you want to see new shoes?
Wait, so which ones are the real ones?
Which ones are the real ones?
I'm confused.
Yo, I'm not D1ing Drake.
No, wait, are they Drake shoes or are they KD shoes?
They're KDs, right?
Chad, they're Drake's or they're KDs, right?
Okay.
Yeah, he has the right address.
He said he's gonna tell his driver.
Holy, holy aura.
I'm not gonna lie.
You know how much aura it is?
He's just sent a text and be like,
okay, yeah, bro, I'll tell my driver.
What?
All right, you have a board, TGF gets here.
Any other reactions?
Oh, wait, Drew, do you have the Ateer list?
When are you listening to Lil' T.J.'s new album?
Oh?
Oh, I'm gonna be listening to that very, very soon,
actually.
I'm gonna be listening to that very, very soon, actually.
It's actually been a very highly requested one.
A lot of people in the chat have actually been always asking me,
Lacey, when are you gonna listen to Lil' TJ's new album?
A lot of people haven't asked me yet.
It's not actually been waiting,
so I do that, so do that, so do that.
Wait, what is this?
We can get it, we have no melody.
All of that, we're coming to Rarus, right?
We're coming to Rarus, we're coming to Rarus, we're coming.
It loves Vegas and women there's no doubt.
Wait, for real?
I don't just gasp.
Y'all know me.
Wait, y'all think he's actually pulling up?
Y'all think he's dead ass pulling up?
Yes.
Hopefully Drake gets to meet me.
Hopefully Drake gets to meet me.
You got a problem? Yeah.
I know you're cool and down and down.
You want some cheese puffs or not?
No, Ron, I'm not eating any more hot shit.
It's not hot, it's just cheese puffs.
I'm not eating another...
Anything you bring in here is not going down my throat.
Ron, does the Lacy Thugs want to see cheese puffs being eaten or not?
No, they don't.
I'm not eating one or the other.
Let me see what the label says.
You know what?
If you eat a cheese puff in part of my face, I'll eat a cheese puff.
I just thought you'd want to eat food, bro.
You eat a cheese puff with me.
I can't believe it.
No, you're not.
I remember when I brought cheese puffs at one time, it was a big bucket, and you had
your hand in the cookie jar.
Yeah, I know the beat.
Let me get them.
Let me sell them.
I sold them.
I sold them.
I sold them.
I sold them.
I sold them.
I sold them.
Wait.
So it's only two million two hundred thousand skull units scowl units the hottest balls you'll ever put in your mouth
He's trying to condition you into hating food
You're gonna be one
You're going to be two million so my
Well, he I see our Andrew
Thank you for the 85 consecutive watch streak Freddy. Thank you
The Jews look you got a point though at that one
Alger effects
Okay, oh
Oh, guys, Chad, do y'all wanna hear a new business idea
or no?
Yes or no?
Do y'all wanna hear a new business idea?
It could make you guys in this chat
millions and millions of dollars.
Do y'all wanna hear a new business idea?
It's a one-time offer, okay?
It's a one-time offer and it could make you guys,
yes, you, a lot of money.
Are you guys ready?
Yo, what's up, Lacey?
Well, man, so, first things first, before I talk about the business thing, I must say,
I did another Cloudy Kid brother, Luke, and I used Dana Place, I helped a principal girl,
one pretty warm, part of him.
And after my, sorry, I didn't fix this, anyway, after my business deal,
I saw you guys are getting some instruments
Well on Friday, I'm starting my music era. I let's just say I don't need a band
So if you want to talk more
That's a few just send me up again
And have a great stream. Listen. You're a good friend. What is
Guys, what is he what does he mean when he says um a music era?
What do y'all think epic means by that
Yeah, he likes music. Okay. Well, I mean, obviously, bro. Obviously, bro. Chad, I'm
so excited for TJ to pull up. He said 25 minutes at 240. So that means he should be here in
10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes, what is this?
Why does his head move when he choose?
What the fuck?
Yo Laysum, better go smoke a joint.
Can you pause stream real quick?
So you want me to pause my stream?
So you can go smoke a joint.
And why are you guys retweeting that?
No one in this chat actually fucking, y'all do not actually blaze up.
Nobody in this chat actually is about that smoking life like I am, dude.
And I'm cool as fuck for it.
I'm TikTok.
Okay, let's see what this TikTok, this guy says.
Today, I'm going to be doing an epic prank on Lacey.
We're going to do a box inside of a box inside of a box, box, box, box.
the last box being CS3HairClay. Let's get right into it.
First box is going to be this big box right here. So it's going to look like this.
Unlucky dude. I didn't get it. I changed my PO box. Unfortunately, I did change it.
He probably sent this to the old PO box. So...
So, um...
One more thing, one more...
React to this, okay, let's react to this.
I just wanted to announce that this is the real me.
This is who I've been feeling like for fucking years now.
And I'm finally ready to come forward to the world
and let everybody know that this is who I fucking am.
My name's Lacey, I'm gay, and I like dick.
So, this is one of the biggest problems with the internet in 2026 is fake AI videos that
seem way too realistic.
AI, these fake videos, we use an AI and all this shit to make people say whatever you
want them to say.
It's a fucking epidemic.
Epidemic. Listen to Max's new song.
Well, I'll listen to Max's new song.
Hold on!
And the winner is Black Boy Max.
I'm a tissue to poppin' physicals, latin' I'm a tissue to mad, you face the crowd and ten of asses, fatties
She a legend, she a sexy talent, all the slang, all she goin' for is belly
Got you naked, hold it on my mention, tryna see what show I'm goin' to flex
Out of this world, I'm goin' to say it, make it mean ass or you will regret it
Yes!
Niggas not heard me for real, how come my son a 3 for the hills?
Rich niggas 6 for your crack hard bills, steady lines so I ain't gonna make a couple mil
No more church, son, no deal, footsteps holler, get poppin' and poo
Fuck all I can't do is the fight's got foul
Puzzled down by the bitch got chewed
Puzzled down by the bitch got chewed
Oh no!
This can't run, my shot's a whole new
Sails on the sales, my top on the kill
I'm dumb, I'm dumb, I'm dumb
I'm ho up the sale
We're not gonna smile, they ain't give a no pair
What is this?
My son can't go to town
What?
Do you have a boyfriend's agenda?
What?
I know I stole a pee, but I ain't seen it with another
Damn, I'm saying that about my money
I did listen to the judge, baby
Yeah, I love how you like
I'm one of my best friends
I'm so excited for the crime that I like
Tell me the odds, show me you a damn piece
This is all about you. I'm gonna teach you to pop it. I'm gonna teach you to imagine face cut it and ask this face
She a legend being sexy town. We call this thing what you're going for a belly daddy making holes on my match
I'm trying to see which I'm going to see I believe when I'm going inside
And look at what he used as the cover of the song, bro
this
Picture right here. Do y'all does anybody in the chat know what this picture is from?
What exact day this picture is from? This is from a very very specific day. No, I
know it was the old house, yes, but do y'all remember what specific day this is
from? This is from the 4th of July party, yes, when he put a camera-free zone and
And then everybody was up there at his crib
when he was on his break.
Oh!
Hold on.
Chat.
I have a question for y'all.
When Tony Jefferson pulls up,
I'm going to have him do a streamers football tier list.
So basically, I have a Google Doc of a bunch of streamers
of them playing football.
And he's going to rank them on a tier list
after I show him clips.
Is there anybody else that you guys think
I should add in here that isn't in here?
Anybody else?
is there a clip of Jinxie playing American football? It's American football, by the way,
American football. I'm going to say, I'm going to change these two. I'm going to put the
top tier as NFL bound. NFL bound. What should the second tier be, chat? NFL bound as top tier.
What should this one be?
guys for Kai's on here neon okay neon neon neon good coms good coms good coms
who what should the a tier B can y'all be useful for once maybe I don't notice a
thought maybe be useful.
Oh, athlete.
No, I think B tier should be athlete.
Like, they're just a clear athlete.
But there's something between athlete and NFL bound.
It's got to be like college level, college level.
OK.
All right, what about C tier?
What should C tier be?
What is D one?
Oh, D one, like college level D one, okay.
I think C tier should be like,
honestly just like mid, like they're mid.
And then D tier is just trash.
Wait, T. Jeff just texted me.
He said, just pulled up.
Oh my God.
Never touch a football.
Again.
Let's go down.
Let's go down.
Stream canceled?
Wait, why is stream canceled?
Why is stream canceled?
Uh-uh.
I'm not going in that tier.
All right, wait real quick before I go down.
Russell, can you add neon?
Add Yana, maybe add Sina if there's clips of Sina ever playing football.
Who else? Chat Chat, who else? Oh, add Janky Rondo.
Who else? Chat, who else? Aiden? Ways flight on here?
Flight maybe?
Jinxie? I don't know if Jinxie's ever played football.
Oh, he's live?
Oh, shit!
Where was he at?
Wait, T.Jep is live?
PBM?
Max is on here.
Max is on here, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, Max is on here.
Destroying for sure.
Oh, I just typed it in the chat instead of the Discord.
Chash, can I go down and get him real quick, E-Rob?
Alright, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
I hear him.
Is he here?
Yeah.
See ya Jeff!
He's the outsider here.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, he has so much aura.
Look at him just pulling up in his black truck.
Ha!
Did I give him a house torch on it?
I
Just
What's up, bro, welcome to the
What do you think we're driving up beyond as opposed your thoughts up there
It's crazy, right? I was like some DJ shit, bro. What what the fuck happened? I fractured my wrist
No, I don't know.
Actual history? Play football?
Yeah.
No.
I was uh...
For what reason?
I went to pick up a fork
and my wrist was caught in my jacket
and it bent all the way back
and I fractured my distal radius bone.
Damn. No surgery?
I don't know. I gotta get my eye one-sided.
Oh.
You see Wednesday?
Oh my god, I miss my MRI. What's up, bro?
I miss my MRI. Oh my god. Wait today's Wednesday
Welcome. Wait, can I give you a tour? Yeah, I gotta give you a tour on the whole crib.
Wait, you didn't come-
Yeah, I got the jersey.
Yeah, I got the jersey, bro.
Oh my god, you got the jersey?
I got the jersey.
Alright, so this right here is, uh, the entrance of the house.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, it's pretty, pretty self-explanatory.
I got it.
Yes, it's nice, right? It's nice that we had the silver surfer thing right there. What's your thoughts on that?
That's clean. What does that mean? Is there a meaning to that?
That's Marlin's room.
Oh, Marlin?
Yeah, so he thinks he's a silver surfer, so we put a silver surfer side above his room.
That makes sense.
But yeah. So over here, we got just a little living room chill area.
Watch TV, we watch the games up here. This is John as Jason's cameraman.
That's good, buddy.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You're lucky you get to be in this curve all day.
Yeah, you should be.
It's just like a living space.
We watch games up there.
Sometimes we watch movies.
I lied that TV's never been turned on.
It doesn't even work.
But you walk down here, this is my personal favorite part.
Are you ready to see some crazy shit?
Let me see some crazy shit.
Look at this.
Look at this.
This is some crazy shit, man.
This is the gym.
the gym
yeah yeah I use it every morning
I fractured my oh my god are you
about to do a bench press wait how much
you bench
what the fuck
wait he's
I'm signing a lot bro that's not a lot
that's 90 pounds
50 for you so what's your what do you
say like what is the max you've ever
been the max I've ever been was like
three, three, seven, and five.
Jesus Christ, you're muscle.
As you know from the combine, you gotta do 225.
I hit it like 19, I think.
What's the record ever?
The record ever?
It was like 40, some big ass alignment.
God, you did 19, 225s?
25, I can't do that.
If I was healed, do you think I could even get one 225?
One not.
Why is that?
Because it matters about like this.
Yeah, that was good.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I mean, this is Jim.
We're just getting it thrown together because we just moved in like a week ago.
Wait, that means you can bench me.
Yeah, come on.
You could bench me.
Is your shit working?
You're good?
Yes, you ever did.
This right here is the feeder.
It's the actual...
This is actually the spot we've been watching that day at playoffs.
Yeah?
Who you got with you?
I think I got the spurs.
Yeah, I think the Spurs are going to win.
I really did think the Lakers were going to take it, but I truly thought the Lakers were going to take it.
I was like fully convinced, but Lakers just got unlucky. They're still the best team in this season.
We just got fully unlucky.
Who are you fan of?
I like the Suns.
I know for a fact the Lakers are the best team.
Yes, they were with Lucas with with our team fully healthy. We were the best team in the league
He's he's he's captain. There's no if Luca was fully healthy and back. I'm telling you we were winning it all
There's no way you got a lot of injuries
And that's that's there's no way you actually
Actually, I told you I don't care. Um, right through here. We got this is silkies room
right here. Silky. Have you met Jason? No, I haven't met Jason here. I'm not Jason on
desktop. Yeah, this is Silky's room. He's not here right now, but this is where he streams.
This is set up. Okay, so what's good, right? How are you? That boy locked in with the apple.
Apple sits on. You good, bro? Yeah, I'm doing that. All right. Jason at desktop. I was like
a sit like that, bro. My hips don't let me do that no more. I can't do it no more, bro.
You can't do this
Wait, oh, I don't think so. I haven't done it like it's over uncomfortable
Holy shit, you know this right from his friend from running so much
I'm gonna take you there's no way you haven't met Jason
Yeah
Jay
Jason
Give him a house for
Where you live at
I play for the Cavalry, she's gassing it.
Bro, what are you talking about, bro?
What are you thinking about?
Bro!
What are you thinking about, bro?
What?
I was like, what are you talking about?
Jay, you're tricking me back.
What are you thinking of right now, bro?
Tell me a problem, bro.
I don't know.
He was all mad at me when I was on the side of the video.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I'm trapped in ghosts.
That's shit, Icy, bro.
You fuck with it?
Yeah, yeah.
Which one?
Both, bro.
like on the crime time games with the lights being on. Oh yeah, I saw Justin. I saw Justin
Jeffersons. Yeah, I'm just so crazy. What do you have out of it today? I'll write a
do. So I have basically people that play football coming. We're gonna have to.
I'll try it. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, we'll be right outside. So sure.
You came back and the next time I'll throw a party here and go a bite me bro. I'm gonna need that
Yeah, I was gonna say you never
We're set at Tony Roma, what?
Wait, will we have service down here?
I'm gonna be honest, this is part of the house.
That's crazy, but we don't use it that much.
And I don't know why we don't use it that much.
So this is the basement.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm lost.
I don't know where I'm at in the house.
We've got a whole bowling alley in the basement, bro.
It's sick. It's never been used.
but I think we've used this one time
but what Jack turn this on though what's the next part of July is gonna be a
movie we're having I'm telling you right now we're gonna have probably like 500
people at the crib fourth of July everybody getting hammered a darty
Jumping in a pool we all have mad mad girls
A darty yeah, it's like when you get a little sandy during the day like a day party a darty
Well, you don't know that is
What is darty, but never heard that darty
34 you need to be me a race
You can you keep out run me. Yeah. Oh, so the garage this the garage down here
Yeah, there's a ton who's is that
This is a garage right here
My so basically I have a
Lamborghini Huracan that's in the shop right now getting the kid on it
Um, my also my Uris is in the shop as well and then my other two cars were shot
Okay, now I have um
I have a
I'm glad you made it
You've been in Pennsylvania, right?
You're in Pennsylvania or no? Oh, we don't want to walk up that way trust me. Go through here. What's through here?
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I'm going to get lost, bro.
Yeah, I'm going to get lost, too.
Hey, anybody could be in this house if you wouldn't even know about it.
Yeah, I know. It's kind of scary.
And then we got the kitchen just right here.
Just some calm kitchen.
You met Ron, right? For sure.
Ron?
Chad, have you seen Ron at Branderisk?
Maybe you didn't.
Here, it's going to be Ron.
I'm going to show you what's next.
That's what I'm going to do with that.
And I actually got something I want you to do.
Okay.
Moe, I almost...
You did... he definitely meant what I told you.
Chad, did he?
You're almost Saturday, right?
Yeah, to make it?
Yeah.
Oh, it's gonna be fun.
Yeah, I get the Saturday.
Um...
Ron!
Have you met T. Jeff?
What?
Have you met T. Jeff?
No. What up, bro?
How are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm opening a pack.
Table's on Tuesday.
What the fuck?
What's up, bro?
Nothing much. I'm just checking up stuff.
I just got a book.
A hundred pages of...
Can you see that?
Oh!
How about this?
I also got another book.
Hot Manage Type 2 Diabetes.
I got any money.
It's nice to see you. What are you guys doing today?
Uh, some football shit. Playing football.
Yeah, I play for the turns, bro. I know you got no idea.
I'm about pretty athletic, dude.
You're athletic, dude.
Yeah, I'm a point guard.
Okay, wait, isn't that basketball?
Yeah. He's gonna be liking your football skills, Ron.
You wanna... Wait, so what position?
Safety. Safety. So you don't...
You hit me? Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. And like, if you were running around, you could like, guard you.
So you think he could like, really knock me down if I had the ball?
the ball. Probably don't. How long does he stay here for? I want to run around. Yeah,
let me go. Yeah, we'll get a football. You run around. Easy. I'll guard tonight. I'll
keep my hands behind my back. I'm not gonna lie. I cannot be down. You can not. Wait,
I'm gonna go for an Oklahoma drill. What is that? I'm gonna wait and put the pass on
him too, bro. Oh, God, that sounds fun. Oklahoma drill. That sounds fun. Can I do it? Yes. I'm
down to, can you give me like 30 minutes, 40 minutes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's on. Okay.
You see the watch?
Is that the new AP watch?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's easy.
Hey, I'm a catch on, I'm a V out soon.
Give me like 30 minutes.
It's fun. It's a lot of fun.
I'm not gonna do that.
You're gonna have a great time, Ron.
And then this is my room right here.
This is my stream room.
And then my bedroom for your crop.
This is where I shoot at.
What's up, Ron?
He's not actually gonna do it.
Wait, can you do Oklahoma Druid with no pads or no?
Yeah.
Adapt?
Adapt's not on stream, is he?
Is Adapt live?
Where is he?
I brought him a carmel jersey.
You brought him a carmel jersey?
Yeah, I'm here in AZ.
What, you want to give him a carmel?
Is he here?
Yeah, he's here.
I think my job is to get him.
I don't have a carmel jersey.
I don't have a carmel jersey.
Is he here?
Yeah, he's here.
I think my driver left.
He'll be back in like 30 minutes.
Oh, okay, man.
When he comes back, he'll do it.
Yeah, I got him.
He was just with Ron.
Oh, okay.
Wait, Drew, close the door.
All right.
So here's something.
Here's something I get.
That's a chat right there.
This is going to be fun.
I'm so excited for this.
All right.
What have we got?
All right.
So first off, how you been, bro?
I've been good, bro.
We haven't talked since the golf tournament.
I'm ready for the season.
Hell, yeah.
We've been training and shit.
Is it hard?
No, it's good.
I'm in shape, so.
Wait, do you think I could survive a training?
No.
But when you get healthy, bro, I gotta put you through a workout.
Just I'll put you through a workout what we do every day.
Like NFL workout?
Yeah, what we do every day.
I think, here's the thing, I genuinely think, and I'm not trolling,
I will surprise you with my athleticism.
No, you surprised me with your golf swing,
and you surprised me with your shooting basketball.
Right.
So.
Have you seen this?
Athleticism is a different story, though.
But look at this.
You could just tell, you could just tell athleticism based off this right here, what's this?
Oh no, where is it, shit.
It's bringing up actual athletes right now.
You could just tell athleticism based off this right here.
Because of this catch right here.
That's a one-handed grab, that's NFL level, that's NFL level catching.
Yeah, is that you?
It's me right there.
here I actually got I got to find the original clear but now I'm telling you
I'm actually I'm very sneakily athletic like actually sneakily athletic it's
kind of crazy but I actually I don't you know the diamond Jim is diamond Jim
Yeah, basically says Jim and all this like content creators have been going and
No, no, no, it's in New York. I believe or New Jersey and they chat. Where's that New York or New Jersey they put you in a um
in a
Through a workout, but it's like in insane workout like some shit that like normal people cannot do
Like you'll do a hundred push-ups and then if you get in trouble or if you stop
Oh another 50 push-ups and then right after 500 pull-ups. Yeah
Now but I'm just saying I think that I could go through it and if I work out
Wait AJ Brown did it
We're saying AJ Brown did it Bolta Bolta, maybe AJ Brown did it. Yeah
What?
The real water is the right one or two, if you want.
Rebel?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is a little bit of a shit, son.
James Harrison?
Oh my god, it's a legend.
James Harrison's a go.
It's a legend right there.
Do you start to get, what point do you
start to get antsy, like the season's about to start?
Right now.
Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Right now.
I'm so excited.
Because right now, we do warm-ups,
and the offense on that side of the field,
and then we're on this side.
And then when we do warmups, we come closer to each other.
Like we come face to face at the end.
And like next week, we finally get to go
against the offense for like,
yes, but without cats.
No cat, no cat, no cat.
When you started to actually start taking the practice.
Not yet, not tackling, but we go against each other.
I'm actually doing, in late July, it's a little leak.
I didn't say this yet, but I'm doing a NFL training camp.
Like we're at the facilities?
No, yeah, like I'm going to,
I got more to a couple of teams like I might be doing steelers. I might go here you go there
Can I pull to a charger's one you think? Yes, you need to do that
But I've been trying to do the the tour that shouldn't be hard. No tell you our facility so clean
Yeah, I want to pull up on like get a tour of the facility like and then do run some like drills
I don't know how much I'm gonna do like do but like maybe catch a ball throw a ball
I will say though like
If we're practicing a shit hard balls, I'm going for that. No
Yeah, no, no, I don't mean like he practiced it with you. Yeah
No, no, no, no, no, I just mean like like see in the facility see in the way you guys get ready for the season
What up chat
It's this link right here Russell, okay, what am I doing ranking so right here I have a
a tier list right here and these are all streamers that have any type of
football highlights whether it's flag football just playing around in the
backyard doing whatever right and I'm gonna show you clips and then you're
gonna rank them based off either NFL bound college level athlete mid trash
and never touch a football again.
I already see some dudes that I've seen clips of that are good.
So this would be good.
Where am I at?
Right here.
OK, first person we got right here, this is Tyler One.
He's a, I'm pretty sure he's a, oh, this is high school
highlights.
Tyler One?
Tyler One, he plays League of Legends, right?
Or what team does he play?
I don't know, he plays either League of Legends
Or maybe it's World Report. Yeah, League of Legends is what I thought. Okay.
All right, so this is him right here. Let me turn this up.
Actually, I'm going to turn this down.
I'm going to do this.
This is at his high school plus college high school.
I can pull your shirt right here.
So you can read your chat.
His name is what?
His name is World Report. Yeah, League of Legends is what I thought.
He seems Tyler one
Not like that in a non-weird way all right
So, this is Tyler-1, first person.
How old is he now? Please, get out of here!
What am I? That's not right.
Okay. Good cut.
That's not bad!
This is definitely ice cream, right?
Yeah, this is ice cream.
Look, very high. Right here must have been fucking 30 years ago.
Average speed.
speed
he's already back in high speed
speed
at high speed
i want to
ride tennis
extension and drugs
yeah how tall is tyler one
he looks tiny
oh my god
damn
he's
Five, five, five, five, five, five, six, five, six.
Not bad, it's a touchdown right there.
Not even blocking.
Okay, so that's Tyler one.
Okay, I'll have to say that like,
this is him right now.
When most of your highlights aren't touchdowns,
it's like first balance.
But for him, I will give him mid.
Mid? Okay.
Tyler one football.
Because we're speaking like,
in streamer terms, not like real football players.
Like are we looking at at a different scale?
If I'm looking at it as like I'm grading it
as like regular football players,
like he's gonna be trashed.
So he's mid for a streamer, you're saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I don't know what you're gonna think
about the rest of this list.
I don't know what you're gonna think
about the rest of this list.
Oh, shit!
Athletes were like, I mean, those, uh, high-dive students, they're like 10-yard runs, bro.
Oh, no. Wait, hold on. I'm gonna have one more person here myself.
Because...
I think this thing you just shot has a picture.
Yeah?
No, oh, Jake.
Okay, okay.
I have one now.
You have one now?
Yeah.
In the picture.
Wait.
It didn't do it first.
I saw it a minute ago.
Sorry.
Wait, can I get at it?
Uh...
Because I see a couple of people there who played college football on that list
Really? Wait who?
Braden. Braden did play college football, right?
And Blueface.
Okay, but here's a hot team.
Blueface was actually good.
Oh, it's all those ones I downloaded at.
Oh, yeah, like Logan too.
Uh, Logan? Okay.
Flight 2?
Flight, yeah.
I watched Logan in the flight game.
Uh, destroying.
If you can just do Janky Rondo.
Yeah, Janky Rondo.
OK, Matt.
OK.
All right.
So you're saying, aim streamer terms.
Aim streamer terms.
He's me.
He's me.
Oh, no.
OK, this is going to get interesting.
All right.
Next up, we've got Brayden.
Brayden, yeah.
Brayden, you know.
This is going to be senior year highlights right here.
Yeah.
Brayden's actually like Sondor, bro.
He's a VP, I think.
I've never seen him play.
Where?
I don't see him here.
He's the only one who's a shitty route though.
Alright, that's solid.
Also look at the competition too.
The fuck is he playing against?
Okay.
I mean, Chad, that's not as a bobble catch though.
I was getting that in sixth grade.
I'm not a brother.
No, Brady.
I'm not a brother.
Yeah, I'm not a brother.
Bro, catch the ball, Brady.
You got number one on, bro.
You can't be bobbling every catch game.
I see what he does when I run.
All the little trick play.
Interception.
Oh, he's not cornering.
Interception, he's taking it too.
I'm looking at him.
I'm going to be honest.
Come on, Brady.
I need more, Brady.
Chad, what are you doing?
I'm going to be honest.
What are y'all raking
rating so far?
Okay, I mean.
I'm not watching the hotel.
It's awesome.
Is that corner?
It looks like me.
Oh my god.
I mean, he's a fast break up.
One more.
I'm trying to help my dog.
Oh my god, he's got.
He just got.
He just got blurred.
Oh my god, he got dusted off the line.
Barged you.
Braiding.
Right, come on, man.
You got blurred, bro.
Come on.
Let's see what he does after.
Oh.
You gonna cover?
Look.
Okay.
Okay.
He gets the ball.
Okay.
All right, bro.
Bad thought about it.
All right.
So what are you ranking?
I'm gonna give him athleague.
I'm gonna give him athleague.
Okay.
I'm gonna give him athleague.
Okay, that's actually valid.
Yeah.
That's actually valid.
I'm gonna give you athleague right here.
So you don't think college level?
No.
Okay.
I know.
Even though he did play college ball,
but he was probably gonna walk on it.
That's D1?
How's that D1?
That's not D1.
Bro, for some of these people on the list,
he's definitely...
He didn't know D1, though.
No, that's probably D3.
Yeah.
Okay.
okay next we have a sketch so this is sketch is this is the most recent ones
of sketch okay
It is in gentleman
Yeah, this game is really getting away with it. Not what if they don't score touchdown on the very next possession this game could
Good throw right there
To make them pay, to make those mistakes, we've got in the second half.
Sorry!
10-4!
Going for it!
Bro, stand up!
Oh my god!
I'm dying to go live as a whole people.
Okay, hold on!
Maybe he brings it back!
Maybe he draws!
Sketch, maybe he was in the parking lot.
Bro, catch the bunch!
I know the showback is hot.
Maybe he brings it back, hold on.
No, he wants to go deep, but instead going to check down the sketch he does, Bob will
have to make the count.
Concentrate, single check team, exactly the third event of the championship.
You've been to every single championship, one of all sketches, why Opus makes the concentrate
and catch it.
I mean, he lost the arm.
Not bad now.
I will say sketch also, he does have a huddle.
He played the linebacker in.
Is this real?
Yes, this is real.
What he played back in played linebacker a middle linebacker in 2017 junior year high school
Wait
I think he goes up on them. Oh, I thought he missed the tackle. I think oh
Yeah, he pumped the ball out. Oh, oh
Okay, yes, Andy recovery. This is the scrimmage though, but how do you know it's scrimmage? Oh, there's no fans
Well, they have on practice, don't you?
Oh, yeah, I guess so.
So, yeah, it's practice room.
Okay, it's a quality.
That's for the quality.
Okay.
Bro, I wasn't expecting this from bro.
But I'm gonna be honest with you, this is in high school.
This is eight years, this is nine years ago.
We're talking about the highlights we just watched as a streamer.
What are you giving sketch on a tier list?
I'm gonna have to go trash.
Trash, just because athletic ability, way below average.
Yeah, just trash.
No actual game film.
Yeah, all practice though.
That was practice.
He was on the scout team.
Felt he catch the ball, comfortably wobbled every ball.
I mean, that's fair enough. That's fair as to me.
But I don't know if he, he wears glasses.
He wasn't wearing them in the games.
Yeah, maybe he had contacts,
or he just couldn't see, never really know.
Okay, we got sketch at trash, Tyler won at mid,
and Brandon at an athlete.
Next we have I show speed.
Okay, now this motherfucker I know is athlete.
He's an athlete.
This was five years ago, a speed video,
from five years ago, the day I made somebody quit football.
This was before speed blew up on YouTube.
Hold on.
Oh, he's a return.
Is he their turn?
Is that me?
That's him.
Is that him?
I'm not sure.
Oh, that's him?
Oh, no, this is him about to make a block.
Oh!
Oh, I like his mindset.
Wait, that was him?
Yeah.
Oh, maybe that wasn't him.
Maybe he was just showing that.
No, that was him.
He made somebody quit.
What number is he?
Wait, I'm so confused where he is.
Who is he?
Yeah, which one is Speed?
I think.
OK.
Damn!
What is he?
Wait, do you see how the black team went like that?
I'm so confused.
Go back, because I'm lost, bro.
Which one is he?
He just put an arrow on his screen.
He's number 15, so he just got lit up.
Is he trying to show that he took a block on?
Oh, is that Jay?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that Jay?
You know the same person?
Oh, that's what he does on the side when he's losing.
He's like, he's really good at guitar and he's like,
I wanna fucking push that thing,
that's what I wanna run.
You wanna what?
Oh, push that thing, man.
Oh my God, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait, how many do you do on average?
Well, I've never lost.
You've never lost?
That's what I'm kidding.
Oh God.
I've never lost.
Wait, I wanna see this, I didn't think about this.
Oh shit.
Oh, keep trying.
Oh, bro.
Oh, gee!
Bro, what is bro, what is bro?
What's this?
Man, what the fuck am I, bro?
It's not even gonna matter.
All my life, I've been told size doesn't matter.
I've only heard that all my life, man.
How many pictures can you do?
I don't know, till I get tired for it.
As many as I want for real.
Hey, listen, come on.
Are you going to go first?
No, no, this is what we do, bro.
How you doing?
So either John or Lacey, he says down.
Let's go up.
Yeah, down, up.
You go down, on down, and up, on up.
First person to tap out next.
Thanks for your support, sir.
All right, come on.
Don't break the fourth wall though, don't break the fourth wall.
I didn't break the fourth wall when I saw you.
Okay, are you all ready?
Yep.
This is a push-offing, we have the undefeated J.C.P.
Wait.
Come on, bro.
Let me go with a start.
Tony Jefferson.
Ready?
In your stances.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Go backwards!
Okay!
Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up
Get it out! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!
Come on, a lot. I'm crammed out.
You got something wrong with your arm, bro. How does it do that?
Wait, were you dying out or not? You gonna get more?
I have more of me. How do you never lose?
I should be fair to all of you.
I know, but I did listen to it.
No, he has a hash.
No, it's you, sir.
He has a hash in his arm.
Show him that shit.
I love you.
When you took your shirt off when I saw the bang, I got scared.
Hey, listen, bro.
Next, we can do a, what's that drill?
Will you run into each other?
Oh, we want to drill a rudder there, you put it up.
You can do that.
Yeah, come on.
I'm with it.
Yeah.
I'm with it, though.
I think he wins that one, though.
No, let's do that.
I'm not going to lie.
I already got CTE.
I'm down, though.
OK, bro.
You got that.
Whatever, bro.
I'm not a human first, I don't care about...
I'm a streamer first, man!
Let's go!
We'll do it, we'll do it later!
Alright, bet!
Alright, bro.
Okay, you with that?
Yeah, I'm with that.
Appreciate it.
You're up 1-0 with me.
1-0, bro.
I'm up 1-0 with you.
How many of you won?
I gotta fix that.
I'm undefeated, bro.
Bro, no, bro, you gotta catch me on a different time, bro.
Oh, bro, you gotta catch me on a different time, bro.
I'm about to actually, like, trade back, bro.
How did I just lose some old bread?
No, bro, he's got something in his arm.
I just lost a little dress.
Bro, I'm sick, man.
I'm sick, bro.
I'm sick, bro.
Where are we going at speed?
We're watching speed right now.
This is speed of Jen Sauce Gardener.
Yeah, you're right and sauce kind of stops. Yeah
Wait this speed this beat actually
Yeah, what speeds like football
Oh my god
Okay, are you a lot of more of them you see run the speed
Yeah, he's just he's just all around
Yeah, this one is this one is
this is the yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I already know that.
Okay, so what are you playing speed?
He's called his level.
Really? He's called his level.
You don't think speed can make a league?
Yeah, we
Speed he's definitely yeah, I feel like if speed like put the time he had in
He can be NFL now he's at a home all for sure
Okay
Okay speed NFL down there's I think out of this is I think there's only gonna be one other person you look at and think they're NFL
about. And that's me. For there's two I see. Okay, we got Duke here. This is Duke and a
flag football game. Well, that's someone saying Lacey Red Dog. Lacey, what? Red dog.
Lacey Red Dog. What is a Lacey Red Dog? I don't even know what that is.
What?
Wait, what's it say?
No, I'm sorry.
Get that off the street.
It's an AI shade.
They've been doing it. I'm telling you, AI is getting scary.
The AI, me and a red ball, it's disgusting honestly.
Bro, come on, gang.
Is that real?
Yeah, it's a duplicate.
That's a duplicate.
You break it, just keep in mind he's 36 in this.
Are you sure it's old?
Hard-eyed number?
No.
Blue, white, blue, white, I'm talking about.
I don't know why I have trouble.
I'm trying to figure out what type I'm trying to get.
I'm trying to figure out what type I'm trying to get.
I'm trying to figure out what type I'm trying to get.
He's in an airplane.
I'm talking about the plane.
I
Know he's he's he's 30 he's 63
I'm gonna be honest yeah
It's crazy
Oh and my grandma's grave I can make that catch in an NFL for Duke. I'm a DB
Will you put him above speed in the NFL?
So second second and I felt damn. Yeah, I didn't know you had Duke has to have like football history, right?
All right, dude, shut out dude, bro.
He's putting on for the DVDs right now, guys.
I'm not going to lie, he's actually nice.
He's actually nice.
He's got a lot of clips too.
Damn, okay.
All right, next up we got Blue Face.
These are Blue Faces high school highlights.
Yeah, I heard he was nice.
Is that him?
Yeah.
He's like photograms.
Dude's also an army vet. Oh, he's an army? Yeah
Off the back foot. Oh, he has a arm
I ain't no blue face with like this.
Oh, he's, he's throwing docks.
Why did he start rapping, Vex?
Bro, blue face, you?
Oh yeah.
He got talent, bro.
Why did he stick with football?
He's gonna run, too.
Wanna run?
They're just throwing.
Mm.
Really, is this high school?
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Oh god.
Yeah, I mean any six one you got height. What do you put blue face on a streamer to your list?
NFL now
NFL bow for blue face NFL bow three people so far. All right. We have three people
He's six five he's six five no word
He really six five wait, who's the tall squirt back in the league? I'm
Tallest probably Herbert
I was like six six
Just I was probably like six five six four
Okay, next we got
Bulu oh he's six to look like we got Bulu
Bulu who's that so Bulu? He's like a he's like he's like a youtuber, but he also treats like he does reactions and stuff
Right here is Bulu
Oh, I've been seeing him on Twitter, son.
Look at this.
Yo, what is this?
This is him in high school.
Oh, Tulsa.
He went to Tulsa.
Like, he played in college?
Is he Tulsa?
Yes, this is Tulsa.
I went to Oklahoma.
We used to play Tulsa every year.
This is 2015.
Oh, I missed him.
Well, he played in college.
Oh.
Look, he's playing against Oklahoma right now.
We're beating the ass.
Is that him with the tagline or the catch?
He came in with Barbie's tagline.
That's what's up.
Go back his swag is awful and he's number 27
He played D1 they're saying no this is D1 this is Tulsa
He was fast, Chad.
Oh yeah, he got, he got Williams.
RPO, RPO.
Doesn't be cash though.
Okay.
Oh, he switched his number.
Number seven.
Number seven?
He's playing in meaningful time now.
Yeah.
He's, he got to watch him in meaningful time.
He's five three.
There's no way he's five three.
Oh, he ran a four three.
He ran a four three.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
Anybody that played D-Lumb ball and scored,
like you're automatically probably gonna get it.
NFL.
In the NFL section.
Yeah. That's valid.
All right.
We got B-LU going into the NFL section.
Shout out B-LU, bro.
Shout out B-LU.
Next up, we have.
You didn't have no real homies out of fixer swag.
We have Ziaz. So Ziaz and Beeloo, they do like videos and streams together.
Did you see the power?
No actual good clips from Ziaz's college.
Okay.
Did he play D1 as well?
Oh he did.
Ziaz played D1 in college as well. I don't know what position.
That's gonna make it 21.
Nice little chuck. Nice tech right there.
The Ziaz is moving!
He's moving!
He's big as fuck!
He looks like Darren Henry.
Big boy Ruffins!
Oh my gosh!
That was what that's what I'm all about.
He played on Tulsa too.
What?
Wait, he played Tulsa too, Chad?
In what position was he a linebacker?
He looks like a linebacker.
He dead asses like Derek Henry run of the ball.
Let me see if there's any other recent clips of him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's see if we can see this one.
No way he doesn't have any film.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god, he has my film, bro.
That's real, bro.
I forgot to play it against Mike Villachet.
That's crazy.
Straight up.
Oh, that's weak.
Yeah, that's it.
What was I thinking?
It's so good, bro.
There's no actual clip to him playing.
He played against Baker, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the same game they were losing by 45.
Yeah.
I mean, yes, I mean, that's as he is.
There's not really much to it, but you saw him.
He's 260.
He's 260, Jack.
Yeah, his his his size along and the way he can move.
He's got to be NFL.
Okay, Ziaz.
Where is he on this list?
I don't even see him on here.
Is that who?
Oh, yeah, it is.
There's a lot of NFL about streamers right now is not expecting this.
All right, next.
Let's do someone.
Let's do.
Go to Jason.
Let's do Ron.
Let's do Ron.
So this is Ron playing football.
This is him.
Okay, uh, Steven Renado football is right here.
Ask him right there.
Stop, bro, football, okay?
Stop, bro.
Bro, no.
Come on, god.
No, he did it!
Come on now, yes, no, he's got some potential here, look at his, look at his clockshades.
It'd be stuff like that that like, it makes me mad watching like, it's a disgrace to football.
I
Okay, crazy part of this. He's actually trying bro. So what are you
right on on the football? Literally never touching football.
All respect, bro. Don't touch. Hold on. Oh, he's going to check.
He said Tony Jefferson's trash ass. Is that comedy? Yeah, that's
Do you still stream bro?
Bros never live no more bro. I swear again
Bro he did bro. He said he put dots
Nah, he's getting pissy. What is that? He's always misspelling words and shit. I
I know what he meant to say.
Okay, that's Ron.
Let's do...
I'll see you on Saturday, Conby. Talk that shit in Vegas, bro.
You won't say that shit to your face.
We've ever been to Vegas Saturday night.
It's gonna be a movie.
I'm actually mad excited.
Are you the Rekhaid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little man.
These are Rekhaid's highlights.
Very high.
That's what dreamies are made of.
They are overly looking for that.
Here we go, Des, drop back.
go to the court.
Like I give what he's trying to do, but he's just.
And we put that two minutes inside this man.
Who is this?
Don't run and call here for this last one.
The dead chat?
Depends on the play.
We'll see.
Here we go.
Watch his Pee Wee highlights.
Dave O'Let's center man gets into TK, back to Nazir Core.
What's that?
That was good.
That was good.
Rekha, didn't that miss?
He missed.
All right, what are these, does he have any actual highlights?
Go for Kai.
He's playing for me.
He's going to take off and look at Rekai go.
Stretching it out.
Now keep in mind, he's 17, 16.
Just shoot him out of the corner.
What's your number, like 15?
But I put you in the corner.
I thought it was him.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
He had a minute, 30.
Seven.
That's what we saw last time, a dream team and a team win.
OK.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god.
I'm not even going to fall.
What a run for Kai.
Did Marlin just touch grass?
Marlin just touched grass.
Mm.
Mm.
Is that Marlin?
Yeah, that's Marlin right there.
Come on, bro.
Staking to your head.
Yes, sir.
Ask me why.
But hey, short memory, Kai left it up in the air.
He wanted to have a team work.
Is that all you got?
That's my wife's.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it over here.
And that's AI.
Just gives Marlin touched the grass and fell doesn't make it AI bro big ladies most you played right here
He's being asked to do it again
Oh my god
I like it Eddie's
Eddie's talk of shit
I like it.
He's not. He's pretty good. What are you? What are you playing?
Where is the lit? I'm gonna go college level
college level. Yeah. That's valid. That's valid.
College level for Rekha. Yeah. Next up we got Marlin.
Marlin.
So Marlin is Marlin's
How tall is Marlon?
He's six-five, six-four.
For real?
Yeah, like six-four.
This is his first time playing football ever.
You feel it?
How are you, man?
Come up.
Here we go, Sal.
What do you got?
He wants D.
Marlon!
Back of the end zone, no!
Oh!
That's just the ball.
Look at his build out there.
Yeah, I really want him.
This is his body.
He has much on it, but he's the best match.
Does he have any actual highlights here?
for sure, right?
Oh, it did!
And then he went...
He came out for studies.
Back at the end of the day.
Yeah.
Our GM was talking about that.
Like, constructive criticism.
The good news is the size of us.
Now, he was like...
The charger's GM was talking about Marlin being...
Like, they were like, signed it?
I guess he said they said that, but they were saying his size...
He looks like a pro athlete.
Pick a little off that.
I'm not just kidding.
Just pick a little off that.
He was like, yeah.
Power fucking for somewhere in the end.
So, God!
We have a good time.
Howard looking for somewhere in the internet.
He's a big body.
Look at that.
And that's a touchdown for T.
And we're in.
He's athletic.
He's brilliant.
They needed to respond after.
Like, stream there.
Has he played football since?
Chad, has he played football since this or no?
Oh, and I sat there.
No.
T.
Because, oh.
What kind of questions do you know?
Is athleticism more?
We didn't really think about that because, oh.
No, it's not even to fall for the men's team.
It's just his things he has.
He's going the way of the team.
We playing the best ball.
Sending him down.
He's the ball.
Cross the field.
That's for Marlon.
And it seems easy now.
All of a sudden.
He's NFL ball.
Marlon's NFL ball.
He's NFL ball there.
Bro, you gotta, it matters about sometimes your size
and your speed will get you.
So you're saying he's just a genetically athletic freak enough to the point where he can make the NFL.
That happens. That's how it be.
In the strangle world, in the strangle world, this is what, like, he would be, if the strangle world had an NFL, he would be an NFL.
They have like a size scheme and his ability to get the ball.
I'll talk to Marlene! Great catch right there!
He's gonna boss most people.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, okay. Marlene will go NFL bound.
Where does he rank on this list of speed, Duke, all these people?
I would put him.
Like if I had to guess who would be most successful in the Streamer NFL, Marlon would go first.
Okay.
Face off size, speed.
Yeah.
And then speed would be second here.
Okay.
All right, next we have...
I'm so impressed by Duke Dennis Hankel's line.
We got Kai.
Kai.
Kaisen that Ferguson highlights in flag football draws level here's a Hail Mary of a shot
Yeah, what is the announcer guy?
Okay, wait, there's one more tricks on it. I dominate
So all those highlights, what would you rate Kai athlete athlete, okay?
Adley
Next up we got Lacey. That's me right here. It's me. Okay.
Don't get mad. I'm being no, be completely honest. Lacey proves he can play in the end of
you can play in the end of
the game.
Oh my god.
Exactly.
My experience in football.
I played football seventh, eighth grade.
With it. And I would hide in the locker room during the tackle. Okay, you just lost a lot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm just a different person. I'm a different
person.
Come on.
You're a pro.
I'm a buddy. I'm a buddy.
Come on.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I'm a wide receiver.
You can ask me any wide streamer question right now, answer it.
what's a corner what's a dig it's either this and cut straight once back I
forgot to say it's tough you're right the first one just sure see I told you I
know a little some chat wait where's my actual highlights bro not just
quarterback highlights yeah do you have anything else I'm trying to see my actual
highlights, bro, not just my
quarterback ones. So, this is
this is me showing.
See that? You can tell you just
play receiver. Um and then there's
this one right here. Hold on.
There is actually a clip. Come
on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I look like that hurt
Yeah, we got a clip of me. I mean running the slant round on Marlon catching it, bro. Who's got the clip
It looks painful, man.
It's hurt.
It's hurt.
It's hurt.
Because I have a tour ACS, so I obviously
can't make the cuts and stuff that a real NFL player can do.
But I'm going to show you this right now.
Watch this.
It's still a tour?
It is still a tour.
Watch this.
Do you really want me to do it?
Like, do you really ask it to?
Like, I could really be hit.
Like, we'll rock everybody right now.
Run it.
That's a slam.
A slam?
Here.
Ball can hit.
See that?
That's a cut.
That's a cut.
That's a cut.
That's a cut.
That's a cut.
That, that's a cut, that's a cut.
You ran it out, but I gave you some.
Oh, I thought I was saying it.
Oh, I thought you put it at the right.
Oh, you put it at the right.
I thought you put it at the quarterback.
At the right.
I got to see you.
That's me, that's me with the line judge.
You ever tell him?
One more time.
Check.
It's got to be one at the line judge, right?
He's telling me, you're good.
See?
Oh, you did play the season.
I've seen you around.
I love what I've heard you say.
You're good.
All right.
One up, you look at the quarterback,
stand up, cut.
Slap.
There you go.
Catch the ball.
I'm really like that. I'm really I'm really like that. How was that chat?
You guys laugh but I'm not oh, this is just some haters who has the clip
Who has the clip of me of me doing the uh doing the one catch?
All right, I was right now
What are you putting me as?
me
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, bro.
Brother, there wasn't enough film or tape.
And what I saw.
I only saw the route you showed me on here.
Right.
And then you just showed me that.
You know what I'm.
I got to keep, I got to keep it real.
You're made.
You're made.
Show me.
Don't have game film. I know I don't have game film
But I'm genuine when I tell you you put you put me fully healthy at receiver. There's not a quarterback
Fully healthy you need to get your ACL tight enough to
Yeah, I do actually need to do that.
Who's next?
Who's this?
We're gonna see who's next.
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on.
This might help me.
Oh fuck, I don't know where to football.
That's fine, I'll take mid bro, whatever.
Okay, next up we got Ty Lill.
This is Ty Lill.
Ty Lill?
Rekai, check down to Ty Lill.
Gonna get something back here.
Make him in a fist.
Ty Lill, off to the races!
I got a big ass strides bro, let me see this is another one.
On my opinion utilizing him right.
Deep pass, he got a tie level.
Time to tie.
I mean it wasn't the best throw but definitely a catchable ball.
No, you got to catch those.
All right, we got.
Got to evade again, looking, looking, throw, throw the pin, right to Ta-lu!
Ta-lu!
Just a little bit!
Touchdown, Team Raquan!
There we go.
Not bad, I mean, hey, he only-
I fuck with his athleticism, for sure.
Yeah, last clue.
Raquan, look back!
Back to the end zone!
Panic, panic, panic!
Ta-lu!
Touchdown, Team Raquan!
Raquan, look back!
So where would you put him between mid and athlete I'm going to athlete I'll give him athlete
Bro, you have to, bro, no, bro, you didn't have no mother,
bro, don't scare me.
Bro, you gotta understand, I do, though, I am good.
What the fuck?
This is kind of a little, what?
Brotherly.
What is this?
The internet likes to create a feed.
Plot twist, their internet's actually free,
but Facebook's discovered a way to cut the lines
and scan them for $100,000 by this...
What am I looking at right now, too?
I don't know, nothing about this stuff.
It's got to be at his...
I need to get it for him.
Okay.
What's that? Y'all think he should...
Yeah, he's Apoly.
That's what I said, Apoly.
Okay. All right. Next, we got Black Boy Max.
Black...
From Stop Soaring Man.
On my soul, on everything I love,
this is not my dog, I had someone make this for me.
On, I did not go.
I'm sorry, I don't wanna see that picture.
No, I didn't wanna see that picture either.
I'm watching football highlights, T. Jeff.
I didn't wanna see that shit no more today, gang.
I don't want to see that shit no more, like bro, start checking the doctor before you click on the mode.
Okay, here's the hot light.
Let's take a look at tonight's...
Who is this?
Shaq?
Who is this?
The comedian best known for a sketchbook.
He's actually very, very, very handsome.
I don't know how many of you have to follow him.
This is no, actually that counts as...
Nice hot light.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hi.
Nice hot light.
He's about with his Balenciaga boots without
With this probably like with cleats probably like I'd say like five nine five ten maybe six foot
I don't know where the defense is, oh my god.
Yeah, flat.
Yeah.
Yeah, flat.
Yeah, he didn't get a flight.
Just a second.
So he's like 5'8", my man?
Yeah, that's what I meant.
5'7", 5'7", 5'8", here's the replay.
We got a double pass here.
That baby could be guarding anybody.
Oh, I missed that.
Found three.
Got a double pass.
Oh, OK.
Too high.
Oh, I got a second chance.
Oh, we got to touch that weight.
We got to go to field third down.
Oh, my.
Oh.
We don't have a
I see something there. I see it, but I'm gonna have to go mid. I'm gonna have to go mid.
I see his athleticism, but it's not coming together, gang.
I think a couple of players on the same scale as me and shit.
Drops all that.
Yeah, exactly.
I see it there, Plack, though.
There's something there.
All right, next we got Adapt.
This is Adapt, right here.
It's very little footage of Adapt, but.
Shut up.
Shut up.
What the fuck is going on?
Hey.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
I'm going to go on.
Keep your mind restored in the mall, right?
Wait up.
Let's meet up.
Let's meet up.
Let's meet up.
Wait, let me see.
I think.
I'm going to grab my shit, right?
Let's grab my shit.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
This is your hop.
Okay, wait.
Ooh, that's the ball.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Torn ACL, little out route, making an upper grab, making a snag.
Okay, wait.
Come on now.
That's a touchdown.
That's a touchdown.
I'm sorry to think that dog picture is real.
Is there any other highlights of a dapper, is that it?
Is that up there in my shit at all or no?
No.
What do you think?
Keep it right there.
Start?
It's a dapper smarter than right here.
Oh, Jesus, what the fuck is going on over here?
So, like I said, there's not much highlights.
Yeah, just.
How did they have me at center?
I'm really happy.
All right, what do you put it at?
Mid.
Mid?
Okay.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
All right, next we got Agent.
Agent.
You ready to go?
Put it down here.
You got to do it.
Where's he at?
Right here.
Wait, go back?
Oh, nobody's guarding him.
Wait, Joe, I was no one guarding him.
Oh, he's like one of those overweight, athletic, tight enders.
Yeah, but he lost weight.
Joe, how much weight did Asia lose?
He lost a lot.
He lost a lot.
He lost a lot. I'd say Asian lost probably like over a hundred pounds from this.
He lost no this probably like he looks athletic like he has athleticism.
Another catch.
He wouldn't got it. He wouldn't got it.
Very similar to my play style for sure I'd say.
And he's just going against NFL. I just saw RG3.
Yep. Yep.
I'm going to give agent for his size and the way he moves athlete.
What about for my size and the way I move?
You aren't moving like that, game.
Yo, I will go outside right now.
Bro!
I'm basing it.
I'm snagged that shit.
Facing it off of what you're showing me, man.
You showed me you's not comfortable breaking
on your knee, man.
J. Cinco.
J. Cinco.
He's a baller.
I've seen his life.
Yeah, he's pretty good.
He's actually, I think he's a baller.
Chad, does J. Cinco have any prior, prior...
I
Moog is a streamer this voice to make some noise get into that
Yeah, Howard
Three sees more than nice
Nice catch right there, good break, good break, good break.
From J.C. Goal.
Was a great break.
Like when you break on the ball,
break on the person who catches it.
Oh, little tackle.
Clock started, Howard looked at it.
All defense highlights.
Nice catch right there for Zuckie, but he falls.
Gets it up, down on the first down, seconds.
I didn't know Zuckie played football.
Chattery after we got it.
Oh
Yeah, yeah, that's it was hard
Tilo's in the chat you you put him at you put him at mid or no you put him at athlete. Yeah. Yeah
He said I'm NFL bound. I need more clips though. I ain't gonna lie
I see it. I see it. I see it. I just need more clips here.
That was really nice.
Yes it was. You have to see the entire thing.
Go back. I'm going to keep going.
As a DB, this is what you love to see, bro.
Tell me do this. Tell me do this.
This is what you love to see, bro.
And they're...
They don't know, bro. They don't know.
I need to see it from the other view.
Here we go.
We're going to slow it down.
30 seconds.
Look at this.
101 with the 6-4 big shot guy.
Hits, turn up and get it.
Turn it to your man.
I see it. I do know how to say it.
You turn it to the man.
Make her play on the ball.
No, I see it.
And I know you don't want to hear it,
but I'm completely honest.
That's actually some shit I would do.
Bro, you're not doing that.
I'm telling you I am, bro.
You're underestimating me.
No, no, no, no.
I know you're acting.
I know.
But your knees fucked up.
You don't fuck up.
Like, you can't stay healthy.
You're an IR guy.
You're a winner, by the way.
Clutch.
Clutch.
Swing.
Swing.
Like, bro, that is a great play, bro.
One thing I know about Jenna Bandy is she's clutched.
Back to J.C.
He's gonna go back.
He's in a fight.
He's in a fight.
I'm sold.
Next up, we only got a few left.
Next up we got Silky. He has only one small clip because he only played it one time.
Oh!
Silky right there, okay?
Actually...
What the heck he went up and got? Bro, you're about to hurt the poor lady, bro. Relax.
Foxy.
Here's a good highlight of you he didn't see football-wise.
Who?
How's that possible?
I don't know.
I don't want to get into your shoulder.
It's an old camera, too.
Promise!
Bro!
Bro, come on, man.
What are you doing, bro?
Why do you like having your crack out, bro?
I don't, it's just happy.
Bro, these arrows...
It's just happy!
It's just happy!
It's time to see a bro's ass, bro.
I'm tired. I'm sick and tired of saying those happy. I don't know how it happens. Okay. So I'm not kidding. All right. Well, you put it.
Was that all the clips? Yes, that's all his clips.
It's between Ned and athlete.
It's between Ned because the way he went up in the water.
Before his body and for his for his size so he's the most unhappy person I've ever met in my life
I look up to you jump up that I've been gross
He has talks. He's an ass. He is what he is. Is he uncorrelated? Yes
I'll take your word for it. He's wait. I don't say my
They stop the clip. He's not the place. I might just be hating
Wait, can I see this one your time, bro?
Like that's not the way it is, it's trying to narrow it down.
Steal it!
Get down!
I'll go and leave. I'll put him on leave.
Okay, next up we got Neon.
Neon...
Do we have to watch him?
He's already gone.
Maybe he's...
He can't see his way.
Maybe he's like, got a little...
You never know he's gonna...
Go back, start, go check your phone.
Ruffle the beginning, bro.
Okay, what?
I'll tell you when to pause.
Catch this way pause
Do you want to keep watching the highlights
I love you
He's got to go wrong
Don't touch a ball again game like I don't even
Okay, next we got destroying
How far is that?
Oh my god.
Whoa, how far is he kicking these?
Wait, did he play in the lead?
No, that's from, that's a 30, so this is from a 40?
before he is a what?
Fifty-fifty five.
That's what he's on the NFL.
And there's way more late this year.
He's playing the sixty four.
Okay.
He played in the U.S.
So he's in the flying.
Is that from?
Is that half who?
He has like a sixty-some number.
Oh!
Peace.
Does he only kick those what I want to know?
to know. Wait, what's that? Oh, wait a minute.
Wait, is he about to make a tackle? I don't know.
Oh! Okay!
Oh, he heard it so.
Oh, he got hurt here?
He's definitely a professor right there.
Yeah, he's NFL.
Yeah, I mean, he's NFL.
NFL, I'm not gonna share.
OK, all right, we got the last two.
We got flight and speed.
Oh, we got eight and two.
Hold on.
OK, flight.
Flight.
I've never personally seen flight play football,
so I don't know.
This is flight, right?
That's it?
Yeah.
He broke his neck on that play.
Who?
Destroyed.
Oh, he did?
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Damn. Does he still play?
I think he still kicks. I don't think he plays, though.
Yeah. Hell.
You can't...
kick people with your hair.
Yeah, do you take this?
I think he's faking an injury.
Oh, no!
Oh, oh, Moe, did you see it?
I saw it.
His ankle, right?
Something happened.
Oh
Wait, Chet he break his ankle here, bro something
Why the fuck he grab his knee
Yeah, that's when people get cooked, they love taking injuries first, bro went back
in the game.
He's probably playing.
I was trying to run. Throw to him.
Okay.
And so replay.
Will people wait for the ball like this?
Okay, so what would you put play? Just based off of the...
I don't think there's another one, or there's one more.
It's a few too short.
Is this it?
What the fuck was that bro?
Did he think I was nice?
Did he updated this shit?
Posted it shit on IG story.
He thought he actually ate it bro.
That shit was so ass.
The hop is insane gang.
Okay.
Yeah, he just went, he just went straight for it.
So what would you put, flight?
He's trash.
Okay.
All right, next we got Logan Paul.
He just played against Tom Brady.
Yeah.
So this is him versus Jaylen Hertz.
Oh my God, stiff ass.
Boy, it looked like Joey Bose out there.
He's big.
Shout out to us, Logan Paul.
Oh.
Okay, that boy's stinkin' shit.
Bro, he's so stiff.
he has no highlights. It very much pains me to say this, but Logan Paul kind of
cooked when it came to rushing the passer in this live football tournament.
He made life kind of difficult for Tom Brady. He's gonna end up getting a hand
on this ball, tipping it, and Devon C. Smith still catches it, but it was a tough
catch. Dare I say Logan Paul, maybe? Okay, so he's 6-3, not much highlights. Brady is not
something that a lot of people think they've done, but Logan Paul kind of didn't.
I can't another anybody. Yeah. Oh my god. It's about to fucking hurt to go great for his hand. Yeah, I don't know
It's on here. Okay. All right, so what would you put him at? I mean not many highlights, but he's in the WWE
So he's clearly an athlete. I give him mid mid
Where's aiden? Aiden's right here's very little footage of aiden playing football
All right, go, you got it.
All right, this one, you want to play?
Wait, can I?
Let's go, Aiden.
What you got, bro?
OK, you ready to play?
Where I said?
You ready to play?
Yeah.
Chad is Aiden good?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Bro.
Slant.
Slant?
What?
Slant?
Aiden doesn't know what a slant is?
Bro.
You run up.
You run like a deep hose, bro.
You're so slant.
Yeah, man!
Get set up!
I'll pull for it.
Is that the only thing he does?
He hit it.
There's gonna be.
I'm gonna hit it.
I'm gonna hit it.
Man.
Certainly, Aiden gets a catch or something.
That's six, nine.
Like Indian.
See?
Me outside of Scree.
What?
Wait for what?
There he is.
There he is.
Oh my God, Aiden.
The ball hurt his hands.
Come on, Aiden.
I'm gonna hit his family.
And he's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Oh, wait, it's about to be quarterback.
Oh my God, he's quarterback.
Come on, chat.
Needs himself.
Come on, Aiden.
And wait for the bell.
The bell's on.
He's not holding the ball in front of you.
Aiden, go down!
That's all you need.
I'm so hated.
I'm so fucking hated.
Bro.
I got it.
Where are you?
I'm hated.
I love you, Aiden, but you got to go in the trash, bro.
Bro, I love you, bro, but come on, bro.
Maybe he's been working on his game.
Okay, last person we got is J.K. Rondo.
J.K. Rondo?
Yes, he's a big football guy.
Let's see.
These are his high school football hybrids.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
That is actually insane.
He didn't have highlights.
Wait, is this him?
Yeah, it's him.
I'm fucking sorry.
I know that helmet was bucket-bullying.
I'm gonna keep it above hell that was but shit.
I should swipe.
Chad, what position did he play?
Do you know?
Zip, fuzz off, get the next one.
I'm not seeing many highlights here.
I'm not seeing many highlights here.
I'm not seeing many highlights here.
I'm in front of the service.
I see they get ripped.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, he has notes.
Okay, he has notes.
Um.
Yeah.
So
Did he play I don't know I just showed a picture of him like that kind of
This is skip to five seven nine five seven nine. I
Was that even work out? Yeah, it's only five sixty on the clock
Yeah, I'm not seeing any highlights here
You skipped them, but he was just showing pictures. Wait here
He's giving up over a 111 pass right this year
Don't be everyone in his highlights the surface
I mean that's very little very little to go off of I'll give him athlete
You're putting him over me on there.
Yeah, he's happy.
Over me.
You saw me run a route, catch a ball.
You saw me go up, catch a ball, one-handed.
You saw me pancake someone online.
You saw me run a route, and I ran a route live in person.
And you don't put me there?
That's some hating shit.
Some hating shit right here.
Sorry, bro.
One thing I'm gonna do is keep it a stack.
I'm gonna keep it real.
That's the way I saw your mid, bro.
Mid is better than trash so you could be down there with Aiden sketch
It's like but you're not you can even be down there with Ron and Neil
But you're not bro. That means you have time to improve
And I'm gonna run around and the catch on you with one hand
Okay, and I'm gonna show you that I'm not me and I'm not trash
I did it to me in probably college level. Okay, but I
I want you to know catching bald one hand isn't gonna be it's it's gotta be your route. So you go
Like you have to run a solid is your ACL. I'm gonna run around
Yes, okay, y'all heard that chat he said his ACL is fine. So I don't want to hear shit
No, it's not fine. It's still torn. It's still is the ACL gonna be an excuse for that. It's still torn
But sham's bomb
Wait, who's the who's the sham's of the NFL?
I don't know I don't know if you want to talk about this, but people say
Dear Fox is
Yeah, he's missing the game tonight against the Thunder
So in like the NBA they say that they sometimes
They hear about trades and like shit from Shams before they even get told by the team
Are you saying the players? Yeah, yeah. In the NFL. Do you guys when you guys get traded or something anything like that?
Have you ever been traded? No.
I've heard some dudes going social media and say they found out.
Some people actually find out because they get traded on social media.
Yeah, because you got to think like sometimes these transactions happen and then like
Adam Shepner or Ian Rapport, they get it and they expose it right away before the team can even like.
Chad imagine if NFL you find out you got traded by a tweet. Yeah, I will be paced
That can't happen, dude. I would actually do this. Alright, let's go outside.
Drew, can you film her? I'm really gonna show you. I need a quarterback, bro. I need a quarterback.
Yo, right now, I'm done playing right now. I'm actually gonna have to. I'm actually gonna have to, bro.
I'm actually, I'm gonna, watch this, watch this.
We don't all drink right we should
I gotta get shoes
This is my bedroom T Jeff if you want to come to do a check my room out where I sleep and jerk off and shit
Yeah, this is my bedroom
Yeah
This is like where I sleep where I shadow right shit where I jerk it you be you be your candidate in here
Yeah a little bit. Lefty ready?
Uh, right now ready for sure.
That's a good left hand.
Wait, who could throw the ball decent?
Oh!
I was dead to stand up in the tall
Don't get nervous now.
What are we laughing at, what are we laughing at, I'm learning.
Don't get nervous now, bro, just do it.
Just keep grinding, yeah.
I'm just learning.
Come on.
No, no, no, I just...
Okay, nervous, bro, come on, man.
I was scared of dentists in the door I was scared of free girls, I started conversations
Oh, my friends are turning green.
You're the magician's assistus in the dream.
Hey, that's who was five.
That's really bad.
That's who was three.
Oh, don't ever do that again.
Yeah, that was your worst shit.
Yeah, we're going to run around.
That's right now.
I thought you were going to come around and try to run.
That was so straight, bro.
I want to run around.
Can you teach me how to play that shit, though?
Yeah, I got you, man.
I got you.
Want to run around again, son?
Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
I thought you was doing it
Bro, you had to move, bro.
Like, come over here.
Wait, you hoop it up?
Yeah.
Yeah, he just told you to shut the fuck up.
Ha ha.
He just told you to shut the fuck up.
I got it!
I got it!
I got it in it!
Stop it!
I'm really about to prove myself right now.
I'm really about to prove myself right now. See, I'm on hocks right now.
You are not running routes with Tony Jefferson.
I'm deadass, but I go out there and snag one on him.
We can hoop too. Oh, you only got one arm.
So you bet a hoop with one arm.
I did it yesterday, I almost won 21 with one arm.
Yes, man.
Who's you shooting against?
I was playing against Silky, a bat.
What's your name?
Um,
Oh yeah.
I'll be there for real.
I don't know.
Wait, where's the football?
Oh my gosh. We got to give them to adapt, too.
Yeah, what's that for?
Adapt.
Fuck, how am I gonna tie my shoe?
Yo, where's the football bat?
I thought it was the greatest striker in the world.
I'll have to throw him something back.
Please, LARP him.
I don't need to do this shit, bro.
You can do it.
This one live?
Lacey, here you go, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Hey, Jerzy, Tony Jefferson, you feel me?
The two-three's got a frame in, bro.
The white.
Wait, this is tough.
The white, bro.
The white's so clean.
But I brought different colors, too.
If you want the yellow, navy blue.
Oh my gosh, what color do I do?
Oh!
Oh my God.
Oh, and that's one for a dad.
This is game one, 20, 20, 60.
Wait, is this game one, too?
Those are the ones we wore with the extra ones.
Yo!
Oh my God, you even got some dirt stains on them.
No, this is actually from the game for the...
That's dirt stains?
Like he...
Adapt, like...
The Cardinals...
He's just gonna...
We should go bring it to him.
Chad, how long ago did he go live?
That's tough.
Hold on, I gotta...
You need help right now?
Yeah, I want him.
I'm good?
Yeah.
There's not dookie stains, Chad.
Wait, can you sign it for me?
Yeah, I need a Sharpie though.
Do we have a Sharpie?
Surely there's a Sharpie somewhere around this house.
Lou, any chance you have a Sharpie?
Yeah, there's a JCC's desk.
Oh my gosh.
There's a shelf.
Wait.
I'm running out of room in the house with Jared.
You see if I can get it.
All you're actually gonna go.
And then also, I was already talking with the team,
whatever game you guys love for the home game,
I got the suite for you guys downstairs.
We can pull to a game?
Yeah, I got you guys the suite, but it's right behind our bench.
Oh my god, thank you all we actually all gotta go to a game. Yo
This is safe
Oh my god, he even put two laces. Oh my god, that's tough.
Grinding.
Oh my god!
Yeah, I gotta frame this!
I'm not good at this, he's good at this.
You have to free him these.
Thank you.
That is so tough.
What you want to sign the dApps?
Yeah.
And then you can give it to him?
That is so tough.
Oh, I cannot wait to frame that.
Why didn't I text him, hey Lacey, Lacey is evil.
Who said that?
What?
The user name is fuck you Lacey27.
Nice, dude, nice, dude, wait, let me say that start.
Yo, Chad Naps live.
Can we go up there?
For a Chargers game this season, any game we want to go to,
he said he got us a sweet.
We get on the field with you and play?
Pre-game?
No, we go pre-game.
Really?
Yes.
Wait, when is the next Chargers game?
Is it in season?
No, it starts...
What does it start on?
August?
Uh, pre-season's August.
So, this is...
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
I wish I had a jersey.
Oh, I got one, bro.
I got the whole...
Yes, mijo.
Oh, mijo!
Me have this, mijo.
No, mi papá me to cami, amigo.
No, mi papá me to cami, amigo.
No, mi papá me to cami, amigo.
No, mi papá me to cami, amigo.
No, mi papá me to cami, amigo.
Oh, no.
My dad played for me.
Yes, my mom.
It's illegal.
It's illegal.
That's what I said.
PR, PR, PR.
My bad PR.
Alright we're, I don't know actually.
Where's the football, Drew?
Wait, who got quarterback?
Oh
Wait, I kind of want to do that
After the schedule
We have like the hardest stress from week three to week ten with our Chargers
schedule
2026
Well hell no hold on. I'm gonna get the I'm gonna get the schedule right now. Okay. I'm gonna get it right now. All right
Who's your guys first game we play the Cardinals Cardinals
That's a win. That's a win. So I'm gonna say Raiders. That's another win. That's two and out
Well, I think I say about the NFL especially early on in the season for when you're still trying to find your squad
Every game is up in the air. Now. Here's my question. Did the Chargers sign any offensive weapons in the offseason?
Yeah
David
Okay, I'ma say I'ma see
You get real me I'ma say I'ma say I think y'all beat the bills
Say 3-0, but I do got to say you guys. I think I think the Seahawks
I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say three and one Broncos
I'm gonna say four and one chiefs. I'm gonna say four and two rams
five and two
Texans
six and two
Ravens I'm gonna say six and three jets seven and three
Patriots seven and four
Chargers bucks
Eight and four eight nine and four
Ten and four
Ten and five or no ten eleven and four
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say you guys finish 11 and 6 11 and 6. That's what we I think that's what we finished
That's my prediction for y'all. Hold on. Chad is my dad alive?
Oh, I will wait. I run some routes first
11 and 6 is going
Lacey's on drugs.
What?
Is 11 and 6 bad?
Lacey doesn't know a thing.
Bill's 17 and no shitting on the chargers.
Yeah.
Tim and 7 and Lucifer pats on the playoffs.
Pats all day.
Good.
What?
No, Chad is ruthless.
Chad is ruthless.
Just don't.
Anyone but the outside do not interact with it.
What?
Don't interact with anyone outside.
What do you mean?
For the segment.
Oh, okay. Are they all here?
Yeah, or some. Just don't interact with them.
All right. Who could be the QB?
The QB?
Yes.
All right, come here.
I'm telling you, you're not clamping me.
You're not clamping me.
You want to stretch or anything?
You want to like stretch?
Not good.
I don't need to stretch for you.
Who's the tall link?
Can't interact with them.
I don't interact with them.
That's right.
I need a QB. Russell, QB QB for a sec?
He's busy. Get Gilbert. Gilbert played football.
Is Gilly here? Never mind.
Yeah.
Okay.
First off, I really want to show you my actual skill.
So, tell me something to do football-wise.
And I'm going to do it and I want you to tell me, like, just tell me something to do.
okay so first off wait you broke your wrist yes why the fuck are you in a sling
okay have your wrist go keep it elevated okay um a skip we'll do a warm-up with you just so I
can see your movements and how fluid you are in your movements so I just do you know what a skip is
okay I'll show you a skip is really a way to get your stride going before you start running so
So you want to be here, you want to get your knee about hip level, and you want to do this.
That just shows your athleticism, your fluidity, how fluid you are in your movements.
Like you're running, like you're running.
So you want to do opposite.
Other arm, yeah.
So now, high knees, high knees is another warm-up.
This is just another way to get the legs going, get your stride moving, high knees, in place.
One moving forward, get them up, get them up, get them up.
All right, I'm telling you, I'm a real athlete.
So also, you always want to make sure that these guys in here, you're growing.
Adductors, hips and adductors are moving pretty good.
So here, here, here, here, here, here, wow.
Why don't we move it?
I'm gonna think.
Clear.
Clear.
See, I'm doing this on the basketball hook.
Yeah, that was...
You seem more comfortable on that.
You like basketball. Are you more better at basketball?
Yeah, I play college basketball.
I knew it. Duke?
I got offered from Duke, but I tore my ACL.
All right.
Do you know how to do a karaoke?
Yeah, I can see.
OK, so here.
No.
What do we see?
Good drill.
Good drill, karaoke.
Can we get to, like, the football stuff?
I don't want to work out.
You need to warm up.
I don't want you to fall.
That's why you fucked your D up already,
because you don't do the proper steps
until you get to where you need to go.
It's the last drill.
Karaoke.
What, do you want one of them?
There you go.
Alright, noted.
Alright, let's do some football sleep.
Okay? Oh, my shoes keep coming untied. That's why I'm fucking up a little bit here.
Bro, why are y'all laughing?
Call Gilbert.
I
See poke addiction. No gilly. Yeah, can you come outside real quick?
Thank you, bro
I do these time I shoot you Jeff
The front the front
You need you time my shoes. Yeah, I'm fucking struggling here, man
I'm fucking struggling dude. I feel like I feel like I can't do anything and think about me as I'm actually truly
Genuinely an athlete and when I feel like constrained did I don't like it?
I get like that
Why did you untie it
Oh
I'll throw some to you first. Okay, you wanna run some balls?
Tell me where I want me to run. Run a post. Okay, ready?
About ten yards. Wait, can I do this since I'm one hitter right now?
Ten yard post? Ten yard post. I'm gonna show you, I'm sure the athlete wants this.
On set. Okay. Not move. On set.
Lady.
Lady.
I'm quick off the line the athleticism I only have one arm right now, but I'm him telling you
All right, run it big
Okay
Let me go
On hot set on hot
White 80 eagle eagle white 80 eagle eagle
Orange yellow orange yellows easy easy
I told you I told you you don't need to see film put me in that mid-category
I'm like doing this shit with one on gonna come back
yeah you actually played better than we did on the video awesome wait since it's
you wait come back come back right so that's what we did yeah remember how
I only got one arm here.
Okay.
What's the fault is that?
All set, all set.
Lady.
Hike.
Set.
Fuck.
That's all right.
That was a...
Thanks.
Thank you.
Get myself ready to fucking nose there.
You sure you do, man.
You sure you do.
Get myself ready to fucking nose there.
Sorry.
Ah, fuck it.
I didn't have a concussion.
I have a concussion
All right, bro. Do you have a concussion vibe to I'm catching that by the way just saying all right
Well now
Slant go I'll have it over your shoulder over shoulder this
Okay, you want me to catch it like that
If this what if this this if you are able to catch it I won't be me this will get you moved up in the right case
Slat and go
We won't go won't go
He's up I'm not gonna lie you're up
I know I told you I was I told you I was happy
Congratulations line up with me and I'm gonna show you why I go to NFL
If you catch a ball of me, you're NFL, okay?
If you catch a ball of me, you're NFL.
If you catch a ball of me, you're NFL.
Okay, drive, bro.
If you catch a ball of me, you're NFL.
I quit. How many are I?
Not a man.
If you catch a ball of me, you're NFL.
Do you want me to press you or plan off?
No.
You're press.
What do you want?
It's up to you.
I'm asking right there.
Right here?
Yeah.
I'll go right here.
Yeah.
See you later.
Go.
Boom.
Bad throw, bad throw, bad throw, bad throw, bad throw, bad throw, bad throw, bad throw,
bad throw, bad throw.
Now kill y'all right in the room.
It slipped a little, you know.
Okay.
Come on.
Come on.
I want that work.
I want that work.
I want that work.
Ready.
Go.
Work!
Set, go!
Oh, oh, God.
PI?
PI?
And you didn't take it up to feel like.
I'm feeling it.
Let me get some dead.
Get down to feel it.
If you could.
Yeah, I don't need it.
Let me do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
All right, ready, set, go!
I can't even play it on that, I almost think he's in the NFL or something.
Well, I think he actually is in the NFL.
I want more.
Okay, so I'm just going to go out there.
Okay, brother.
I think we have to keep it close.
Keep it close, right?
Yeah, yeah, just do it outward.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
And out.
Ready, go.
Okay.
That's one hand.
I'm not in mid, I'm not in mid.
I'm not mad about that.
I'm not in mid.
I'm near core members.
I'm near core members.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more here.
Watch out.
It's looking mad people.
You guys are punching in members.
There ain't no one on the play.
Hey, sometimes that's all you need.
It's a catch.
It's a catch.
That's all you need.
Um, okay.
There's mad people.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Oh no no no.
Wait, come and do this one?
Yeah.
Except for your dog.
What is that?
Alright, what do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
I'll chow around.
Do I do chow around?
Alright.
This isn't, I mean, you really only have one thing in your bag right now, but I don't
want to like, you know, just say that.
What?
Just like, just the comeback.
Like, that's all you got right now.
Maybe, maybe we can like.
I'm going to do a curl and I want it down.
Okay, I'm going outside or inside?
On this hand.
On this hand.
Alright, ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready to get?
Take it easy on your grip.
Ready?
Set, go.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Yeah, I don't know about...
You didn't really get lost yards.
Same thing?
Alright, set, go.
Fuckin' J.J. McCarthy out there, dude. Come on. Yeah, I don't know, man. You better than that, bro. You better than that, dude. Just pick six. Again. I want it again on him.
Okay, good. Play me the same way you just did.
Uh, the press?
Okay, but this is what you're gonna do.
Okay.
He's gonna go at you.
Yeah, this is gonna be your first.
Come on, see Jeff, let's run it.
Let's run it.
You want me to press, bro?
Whatever you want to do.
No matter to me.
I'm gonna just play my game.
You can do it.
You have no chance.
I want you to press.
You have no chance.
Press me
That's it out of here. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good
He didn't really bite on nothing. He can't wait if you play patiently. That's 13 years. He's really fucking good
Dude
Oh, he's really good. He's like really good. I can already tell me so tomorrow. I'm already gonna tell me sore
We don't want more and he's four minutes away. One more bet. Let's do it
Be honest
After playing against me, what would you actually rate me on the tier list?
I'm gonna give you athlete because you only have one arm right and you told me
which I did see you're a little heavier on those videos and you weren't moving
as good as you're moving now exactly a lot healthier now yeah so now with I was
basing that off his clips he showed me like this now athlete athlete I always
told you I love to athlete he got that in him bro
Are you want to give adaptive jersey? Yeah, you ready? Yeah, and then we got guest the player
Telling y'all brahman really asked me when it comes to this shit. I'm an athlete natural born inspired
How long have you played for Arizona?
Four years.
I have my one of my best years here.
Hey Carlito!
Hey can you grab, what color are you on?
I love all colors.
Blue, blue, blue.
Blue, blue.
Can you get the color blue on?
Yes.
Carlito, nice to meet you.
Stable.
Oh, okay.
Did you just keep jerseys on back?
Like, ready?
No, I brought it for you.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Oh, that one is tough!
That's the one!
Oh, which one, though?
The blue-blue one, right?
Yeah.
You have this one.
You got the white one.
Wait, is this game warm?
These are the ones we...
These are the actual ones that I didn't get to wear, but these aren't.
Wow, it smells just like you.
Really?
Smells great.
Yeah, I'll sign it for you, bro.
Oh, dude, can you?
Please?
Need a pain?
Where the hell are we going?
Are we sleeping in Oklahoma right now?
Yeah, well, let's run it against you.
Right here.
What?
You gotta do it.
You already said you're in.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
Tell the police here to come to South Africa.
I do want to go to South Africa.
Is it safe to do an Oklahoma drill against you?
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna go like 20%.
Gilber, is it safe to do an Oklahoma drill against him?
Yeah.
If he just stands there with his back towards you...
Yeah.
Oh, you just...
Stand? I just, like, run at you?
You just run into me.
I was gonna say, I don't think he...
You just run into me.
That's why I said he has to be face the other way.
Like, he's ready for it.
I mean, I can, I can, I can do that.
I can run full speed into you.
Oh, I can't even know, like...
Stand my ground.
That's all I'm gonna do bro.
That's all I'm gonna do bro.
That's nothing bro.
That's all I'm gonna do bro.
I'm gonna take it easy.
Oh god.
I'm gonna have to win knock that at me.
Oh, wait that's real shit.
That's what they do?
Yeah but imagine like, full speed.
Full speed.
him running that's all my soul I swear I got the wood knock on me but actually no
it hurt my soul imagine him running full speed and doing that to you bro do it
to your stomach no I don't want to do my stomach like knock me down for real
like that really knocked me down who's the toughest safety in the world is it
you
I don't want to put danger, I got a text from my lawyer, he said we're all good, what happened
to him after?
He didn't play another game, he'll see you.
Alright, he came back alive.
But he didn't play the whole game the rest of the season?
I don't want to do the drama anymore.
I did, I hear someone else that game, they kicked me out of the game.
He didn't play the rest of the season.
Like how it's like it's like monotone like it doesn't like I mean it's just not spin facts. I ain't like gas in it
Yes, sir, you cause the CTs, you know
All right, yeah, that's gotta be a 21st 20% over water you can do it at least one around on I just ran some rounds on
Don't ever touch a football again, what does that mean?
I did an extreme or tear list with
No, I don't want you to ever touch one again, but if you run over out and catch a ball me you could get to trash
Okay, does he think he's like the better than me?
You can't hit me right? No, it's just it's like what we did at the thing easy. I'm not wearing shoes though. So it should be good
Yeah, that's what we were doing right here.
Just depends what route you want to run.
Tell me what route you want to run.
See what I got here.
You got the QB here?
Yeah, the QB.
Okay, so what's the route here?
So I just have to catch it, that's all.
Yeah.
All I got to do is catch it.
He's gonna be guarding you.
What is guarding?
Is he gonna shove me?
He's gonna be playing defense on you.
What's defense?
Is he gonna...
Just be playing defense.
He's gonna be like, let's say you're trying to run,
He's not gonna hurt me, right?
He didn't hurt me?
Okay, easy.
Something when we go up middle to the right, all the way around, I'm gonna duck down to the left, then I'm gonna go back up.
Okay, yes.
I'm gonna run this way, then I'm gonna come back to you.
I'm gonna waste this stamina.
Then I'm gonna...
Look, look, look.
You're gonna waste his stamina.
You're not gonna waste...
No, look, look, look, look, look.
Ready?
Look at my fall, my lead.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
So, so one more time.
So I'm gonna go right to the fountain down to the left back to you back to the right back to the left
Okay
How far we talking here?
You gotta line up right here
And when I say hikes you're gonna go
Fuck up
Depressive fail. I don't care what you do
Bros a size six of shoes. I'm a size seven watch your mouth
Oh man, man.
Okay.
Okay, wait, wait.
Define what you're going to do.
You're going to push me?
You're going to shove me?
Don't matter.
Okay.
Okay.
Fuck the road.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Ready.
There's not a talk on the field.
Fuck the road.
Set.
Wait, I don't know.
Easy, easy.
Okay.
What's your full name?
Tony Jefferson.
And you're liable for everything?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Ready.
Set.
Oh my god! Run!
Oh sh**!
On the right is that guy!
Yes! I did it!
Oh my god, bro!
Sneak is scary.
I honestly can't touch the football foot again on that.
What a pump break!
Oh my god, I hit him with a Ben Rothes burger!
That was good!
Oh fuck, wait.
Okay, now I want him to run around.
You want him to run around on you?
Yeah.
I want you to run around on me.
That's right.
I'm bigger than what I thought it would be.
See you talking to him right now.
I'm coot-chatting with him.
You're gonna play him there?
It's a rock, he's gonna move to the right.
You're gonna play him there.
I'm complaining about rocks.
Alright.
Set.
Ah!
He can do that!
He can do that!
He can shot people!
Play off.
You hurt me though.
I saw him, kid.
I saw him, kid.
What does that mean?
I need you to go again.
Alright, just throw it when I'm open.
Okay. Hold on.
Now he's down on the line.
Offside.
Cut!
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you.
What? Fuck you, me, fuck you.
That's kind of...
You fucking get it!
That's not possible!
I'll bring my son up here, you can go one of those with him, bro.
Alright, bring your son. Where's your son at?
Where's he at?
Is that him right there? Yo, I want you next!
I want you fucking next!
Come here, Dash, Ron.
That's your Dash.
My bad, my bad. I've been sorry.
I can't believe Bruin actually caught that on him.
Yo, I hit him with a Ben Rockless Burger, that shit was tough.
Why'd he fucking talk to me?
I was actually bid on that.
I thought I was going to book that shit to the Cribo.
The route he told me, it's ready?
All right, you ready to rent this?
Do you want to get some water first?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't need water.
I just got cooked by wrong. I need water
Yes, yes 100% I didn't need the full bodies
Any fool no, I mean, well, he's just a mask
All right, man, it's fun.
All right.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just got hit upside the core charger suite is locked.
Oh, God.
Yeah, whatever.
Oh, my God.
Wait, can I pick a game right now?
There's no time to plug around.
But drink that shit give me a body shit. Okay, um, okay chiefs chargers
No Steelers, huh?
Chiefs chargers Texans 49ers Rams chargers
Cardinals chargers a dapper probably want to go to Cardinals chargers. That's good. That's week one season open. Oh shit, okay
Raiders chargers Broncos
Texans Ravens Jets Patriots chargers. That'll be a good game
I'm not gonna go to any honestly. Oh a depth Jersey before we do it
Oh, this is fire.
No, look at this.
This is 2016, bro.
The year I got paid, this was against the,
I want to say the 49ers.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You see the dirt, bro?
You see the dirt?
No.
This is fire.
There's dirt on a number.
Oh, that's...
That's your game.
There's no fives on there, right?
Yeah, no fives on there.
Wow.
Pt Matt
He also got us a core suite at a game
So I so five oh, but we got to go
Yeah
I think we're going with
with uh, Percet.
He's holding out though.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
We've got to go straight in Cal Murray.
I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie.
Bro, I'm dead.
Yeah, we-
Tyler's so nice, bro.
Tyler's about to go crazy in Minnesota.
Now people are gonna see.
He's really like that.
Bro, I'm hype.
I'm hype for him.
He's gonna be here this weekend,
but we're all in.
He's getting Carson Beck starting.
I mean, wait, did they?
That's the chat saying.
Going with Percet, right?
I think so.
Probably.
Wait, do you guys have an issue too?
Cardinal issue?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty sure, right?
Fucking y'all up next season, though.
When we played their Cowboys offense,
bro, they were good as fuck.
We picked, no.
This is so stupid.
Ooh, who won?
Who gives you fuck?
I'm up to Marj's favorite part.
I'll get that.
I got a, I got a fucking thing.
Did you just cap that?
You know what that is, Ryan?
What are y'all doing?
Y'all were playing, doing Oklahoma Trials?
Well, no, I was running routes on him.
I had him do a streamer tier list of football skills.
He put me in mid.
And I was like, I'm not mid.
I'm an athlete.
What are you putting him on?
You put me above him.
Put him above me.
You put him up to athlete.
He's at mid.
Oh, you're mid.
I'm mid.
He watched your routes against Marlon.
All he has, that's the only footers I have.
So I have a baseball blood I saw I mean I haven't played football like that though
But I am
Oh, you want me to write you
He's slick like it's he's hiding it but bro's like slick
Thanks
I'm not gonna lie if it
I'm not gonna lie if it's not hard
I'm not gonna lie if it's not hard
I'm not gonna lie if it's not hard
I bet, yeah, I'll do it
Careful just because like I'm not gonna lie
if he gets hurt and it's on us
we're gonna get fucked
You could do it, J
I'm not gonna make a joke
No, bro
You guys are sneaky, bro
It's just one of them
You got the shot, man.
I was just trying to imagine Jason,
that means the reason Tony Jefferson can't play the whole season.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
You didn't mess up.
You got this.
Yeah, Jason.
You got this.
You're going to jail.
I'm going to crack the sentence.
Jason, be careful.
I got the wind knock out.
I don't know.
Jason, I got the wind knock out.
I'm not going full speed.
No, you should.
I did.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
Right!
Oh, shit!
You got your ass lit up!
Shit!
You cut your ass and lit up!
See it!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh no!
What the fuck?
Who was that?
That's on tape!
Fuck!
Who?
You said you're ass is literally the cake that needed to be moved!
All good, all good!
Shit, bro.
Look at you!
Ah, here!
Bro, stop sizing me up, bro!
I'm just making sure, bro.
Easy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
Yeah, we gotta go.
I'm down.
Yeah.
I'm leaving.
What are we there, bro?
He's saying he got us the suite right behind the bench.
Where we sit.
Like on the floor.
Yeah.
Oh, let's do it.
Yeah.
Bro, we should go.
Yeah.
I'm wondering where you can stream it.
No.
Honestly, I'm from the suite, but only our faces, yeah.
You just can't face it that way, but you guys can stream it.
Yeah, we can get pregame on the field.
Yeah, no, pregame passes for sure.
And you can stream pregame, yeah.
We gotta do that. Yeah, that's gonna be fire. I'm bad everybody. Yeah, that's I got all y'all jerseys to charge your jerseys
But bro, I want to set up a stream. I know we're supposed to see about the ego me
Now the first week we were gonna do a stream on the fourth
but bro that shit was just so hectic and I want to do a stream where we I go
through like a whole NFL workout with you yeah like either at a facility or a
train yeah we had like that be a set be fire are you how long are you out here
for yeah I live here during all season hard to work not me I live in San Diego
I got a criminal. Okay. I go back and forth. Bro. We got to set we got to set that up and do that. That's true
You know that would be elite. Yeah, bro. I got to anaphyl workout. Where we were could we do it here?
Do you have a spot?
We got to connect at USC if you don't USC.
I'm down.
Or uh, what's that? I don't know, sports something?
I'm down.
You can sign this just for me just from, you know.
I got you right here. Thank you, bro.
Do you have a silver marker? No, no, that's the only one I got that asked right here though. Yes, make really good signature
You actually finish that I need that ball for me. I just asked for it. Don't worry. I can make you another one
It's not really blue anymore. It's like, you know
I could get that on paper. Yeah, let's breathe
I'm gonna step away now. He's scaring me. Yo Jason you were actually in the air
I
You know to fight them
That actually hurt my right arm, bro. I said be careful
Did I actually go airborne? I think you might have been in there. I gotta I gotta watch it back. So was he actually in there?
Oh my god, bro. No.
Well, I can't believe you beat him in a push-up kick.
Check out my ground right now. Stable Ronaldo. It's going for a starting price, whatever y'all want.
You know what I'm saying?
That's hard, bro.
That's hard.
I'm going to write it to say Bron.
And then I'm going to...
That sounds good, Bron.
Three, bro.
All right, let's get it.
I'm done.
Yeah, we'll come soon.
Wait, yeah, can I get my foot?
He says Bron, too.
Oh, I've run the ball of Sino-Lakali.
This is nice, right?
Can I add my signature to it?
Yeah.
Add your signature?
Yeah, if I increase the value.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't order them all.
No, I think you should do that.
It's kind of fire, so just appreciate it.
I don't want to put it.
That's a 13-year bet right there.
That's honesty, probably a future hall of favor.
Yeah, but I'm also a 7-year bet.
I served 7 trusts in Risky Reels seven years ago.
Yeah, no, I mean you go for a sec. I mean should I sign it?
Damn bro, this is nice, huh? Should I go put this in my room? You should put it in one of the little boxes
I don't know
Oh my god, wait, is it seen? No, you need the thing
Sharpie hitting your face
Oh
Fucking reflexes some real shit
I've only do that thing are you busy what they want to do guessing NFL
Or get guessing guessing the football ranking
Grab groceries and come back
We're about to do right now, but are y'all
about to tip off right now but we're gonna go cook we'll be back and then we
can probably catch a second half. I'm down to one second half. I'm not gonna lie I'm down to one
second but my fucking Padre's got the Dodgers tonight and we need to shake it back.
What you doing with my nap?
Oh shit!
So I think Jordan Tyson will be a good wide receiver for the same tail year.
He's nice a shout out to my Padre fans in the chat go Padres Dodgers
Wait, what are you doing?
You didn't turn your desktop off, did you?
No.
Russell, do you go to-
Hey!
Do you go to a party?
Stop streaming on my desktop real quick?
Yes.
Wait, what?
This is my boy- this is my teammate Dan, bro.
He's supposed to be here.
I'mma be honest, I'mma dodge your chain too.
Wait, that ass?
I don't know anybody from Dodgers.
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
What's good, man?
I'm slicking him.
Are you slicking him?
Are you slicking him?
Are you slicking him?
Are you slicking him?
Are you slicking him?
Are you slicking him?
Are you slicking him?
Are you slicking him?
You're starting linebackers flicking me off for no reason.
Me too, I'm a big doctor soon actually.
Oh shit.
Come over here.
Oh fuck.
We're going at this table.
Hold on.
All right, here we are.
This might be a little difficult.
Now I'm looking at this lineup we got.
Now I'm looking at this lineup we got.
Yeah.
Wait, Yugi's here?
Yeah, we could do it in both.
Where do y'all see Yugi at?
Where's my crib in San Diego?
I live in Power.
I don't think Yugi's here.
Hey, Dura.
What's up?
Nice to meet you.
How fucking tall are you?
Six six god damn. It's a lucky bastard. Are you taking your shirt off?
Need a ball
Let me know already
Have you seen YouTube videos before
Yes
We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Everyone is in a six, seven.
We got seven people who have all played football
at a different skill level.
Right. Okay.
So based off of this, we have to guess
who has played at the highest.
So there could be someone who's never played.
There could be someone who played middle school,
someone who played high school,
someone who played college,
maybe someone who played professional.
And we have to basically ask them questions
and figure out who the person is.
And if we get it right, then nothing happens,
but if we get it wrong, I owe them $1,000.
Okay, but I can match that with you two.
I think this is a good time for me to mention
that in 2023, I didn't play football
and I was a scout for the Baltimore Ravens
and I scouted players.
Oh, GG.
So, this should show what I was a good scout of now,
based off of what I see.
So, this would be good for me.
This is a good time.
All right, let's do it.
So, you guys should mention that they can lie.
Yes, so they're allowed to lie.
They're allowed to lie about everything.
So, as you probably just, I test,
trying to figure out if they're lying.
One of them could be lying,
saying they've played in the NFL.
All right, so, first, we're gonna go down the list
from left to right to say,
We ask them their name age
Let's just ask them their name age and let's just straight up ask them their experience of football
Yeah, if you guys come a little closer
No, you he's not here chat. I don't know what y'all are talking about
Okay, starting on the left side in the camo shirt with the hat on what is your name age and football experience?
This is our most college-kicker, college-kicker.
What's the name of the animal?
Okay.
Okay.
Number two.
Uh, I'm here at the bottom.
Uh, there's a lot.
So, it's a lot of good safety.
If I'm not mistaken, I'm around a little bit.
To be honest, I was benched when I first saw you.
It was an ice cold.
But after that, it kicked in.
They're saying they can't hear, Drew.
We can't hear them.
No, it's not. It's the wind they're saying.
It looks like a cartoon hit was about to happen.
What do you think so far?
It's the first three
Well, I couldn't hear the third dude, but the second dude
He's lying
He's lying?
He's a saint?
Yeah, he's way too...
He's not a saint
Yeah, it's more of like a...
I don't even know how to play enough football, Bill
No
He's like, he's never played games
He might have...
Honestly, he could have been a receiver
What he said, saint
Oh, he could have...
He could have...
Oh, okay
I lived in Eastside.
Yeah, who gets you here?
Me or them?
So stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm strict and I'm strict.
I understand, I can't predict if this is going to work.
There seems to be a chance there.
I'm...
There's a new terminal.
I can't believe you did it.
Yeah!
I was just fucking hit them with a cover.
Yeah.
That's why you tested before?
I didn't.
I can't.
Alright, take it.
Uh, late cat dolphin boots.
What you know about dolphin boots when you say?
Check, can y'all hear them now if one talks?
Can one talk?
Yep.
Yelp, test.
What's your favorite snack, Candy?
I'm gonna get up and train in camp.
They need to talk louder?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Chat!
The candy I need for training camp
we're gonna bring you to Sour Patch Trunks.
Ooh, you like Sour Patch Trunks?
Wait, who brings candy for training camp?
Somebody just said they're gonna bring it to you.
Cause people always see the fans on stream chat.
Alright, yeah, you all just need to talk a little louder.
I saw it.
Then it should be good.
Big part, bro.
I'm still hot, you know.
No, no, no, we'll just go from where I see phone charger here. My name is Kevin. I'm 23 years old
I played all four years of high school. I was a whiteout
Okay
My name is Brad. I played flag football when I was five years old
I was too aggressive so my dad moved me to tackle football and I played until I was a senior high school
My sophomore year I played varsity played quarterback and then my end up my senior year
I did play in live backer and offensive line play guard
I'm landed. I'm 21. I've been playing since I was 12.
I'm Bardon. I'm 19 years old. I'm a defensive linebacker.
My name's Aiden. I'm 19. I went to El Toro High School. I played all four years out. I was a running back and a wide receiver.
Maybe one
Okay, so there's any specific questions you want to ask any of them we could ask them
I'm sorry with the first guy. Okay
He said you played kicker
Those are those positions are like so far off
Yeah, it's complicated.
How do you want me to get into it?
Yeah, get into it.
So obviously, they were filming me as a kicker.
Obviously, I got a little bigger, stronger,
and then I was moving around, moving to the end.
From there, I started getting hands,
and then I started moving to tie-in just for some catches in the end.
Was this at the college level?
Yeah, college level.
It was all within like three months, four months that day, because you know,
once you get in there, you start working, working, and they start, they start.
How long ago was that?
Shit, that was, uh, I was twenty eighteen until, like, it was a twenty twenty one, twenty twenty.
So you're not still playing?
No, no, I got injured and then tried to get into overseas and overseas just wasn't it.
What did you, what did you hurt?
I hurt my shoulder and I almost rushed in my spleen because I got hit in the ribs.
When did you start paying your bills?
I started paying my bills when I started being home.
I got a question for number two. You said you played safety?
Harmony.
Really?
I played safety bro.
Did they ever let me say anything about your new?
Of course. I was shorter, a lot bookier.
I've been out of high school for a while now.
So I just grew a lot more since then.
since then I was a little bit shorter in book here.
So you hit a gross for after high school?
Pretty much, yeah.
Or senior year technically, but yeah.
And that's why those last two years started getting taller,
you know, more hands on, more handsy, more aggressive.
Are you a whiner?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's the matter with her?
Okay, I got, yeah, I can skip the number four real quick.
What's a whiner?
Brad, your name is, right?
Yep.
So what's the highest level you played, you said?
High school.
And you were a guard.
I played guard and linebacker my senior year.
So you think he was on a lot?
Yeah, he's probably on a trash high school.
He does not have a lineman build at all.
Only has a backer build.
Only number 84 has a lineman build here.
I saw you fucking up that ice cream, Lacey.
I've seen before.
You're the only one with a lot in there.
You're big as hell, too.
You're the only one with a lot in there.
Hey, me and you on the same boat.
I'm shaped like a boat.
That's your sinking boat.
And the dude next to him?
To the left?
What did you say?
I said that boat's sinking, gang.
Oh, that.
Wait, let me ask, what was the name in the black jacket?
Later.
Yeah, you definitely played.
What you mean by you definitely play ball? Yeah, we all did I believe I believe everything
we all play both
But you actually probably give
What about him gives I play ball just his build or or he's got swagger
He's bowling and bowling and he's like,
Fallsbury's like bigger.
Okay.
Like his body comp is like,
if I had to give him a body comp,
he would leave right now.
He's built like a Christian McCaffrey.
Hmm.
Okay.
Well, to be honest,
we got to get one person out of here.
We definitely think
not play at the highest level out of these groups.
So, looking at these people, who do you think
definitely did not play football at a high level?
Hey, Siwa, you're looking at me.
I would say Hayden Brown, Hayden Brown.
Right here on the far right?
Yeah.
I played four years of high school.
I haven't played since two years.
I'm 19, but I was a running back, a wide receiver.
I was pretty shifty and small, but yeah,
El Toro High School, I played.
I believe him.
You played all four years here running back?
Yeah, my dad put me in freshman year.
He started me.
I played flag before, but getting into tackle
and actually being on the team of El Toro, I started playing.
Did you start?
No, I didn't start.
I had to.
I didn't start.
I wasn't too good at football, but I got better
as the years went on.
So you only played because your dad was a coach.
You were just ass.
He was a coach at El Toro, yeah.
I was asked though. Yeah, thank you. I mean, I think there's a clear answer here who did not play football.
You think he might have played the line?
He looks like, bro, I had a normal factor who was the same dude.
I'm gonna smash you next, Lacey. You keep talking like that.
I'm gonna smash those cheeks.
Okay, I'm gonna let you say we got to get one one out each round one out. Yeah
All blue
He said they all played, right?
We all played.
Everybody's played.
some level but like you like I don't I don't count me playing football can I
played in seventh grade and was scared of locker that I technically football yes
but I didn't play football okay number two unfortunately you have been
eliminated
You don't know, you don't find out.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, what should we do right now?
Let's do it.
Okay, let's do it right now.
Let's go take your mask off.
You can take your name and then you're real footballer.
My name's Brody.
I've never played football in my life.
I knew it!
I knew it!
Yeah, that was complete BS.
I'm basketball player though. Obviously I'm 6-7.
Yeah, I got a job here.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Max.
Max, you look like a basketball.
Yo! Yo! Keep it down, bowling ball!
Hi. Hi. Hi.
Alright.
Now, what's another way we can get to know?
I feel like if you play football, you've got to have football knowledge.
Like, what's like knowledge?
Like, if you play football, there's definitely questions you can ask them that only a football player would know.
would know. I'm gonna go to number one. You play tight end right? Yeah. What letter do
they use for your position?
Fuck. Yeah, I know what you're referring to. Damn. My brain wants to say T. I know
right because I used to get money in front of that too. Bro, I ain't going to lie, I'm
blanking right now. This is why I'm going to be so mad. How long I know this? Bro, I
can't remember to be honest. I can't hold you.
Okay, number two.
What was this, did you play?
White out.
What is a seven round?
A seven round?
Isn't that a post?
Nets.
You played guard?
Guard and linebacker.
Yeah, two-way player.
If you had a trap going away from you,
I'm pulling and kicking out the detackle right here
Receiver
I'll continue to follow you.
What coverage are they following you?
If he stays low.
Would you say, at the end?
If the corner stays low, it doesn't follow you.
He's pressed, but it doesn't follow you.
What coverage are they possibly in?
Uh, zone.
Yeah, but what specific zone?
Covered, cover four.
Okay, next.
What position did you play?
Defensive linebacker.
Defensive linebacker.
Actually, I got a question for him.
Defensive linebacker?
Yeah.
What do you call it?
No, I got a question for him.
Defensive linebacker.
What do you call it when you run across the line before the balls hiked?
I can't hear you Fatso, would you say?
What is it called when you run across the line before the ball is hiked?
Man, speak louder, Pete Sweet.
Yeah, he's never touched a boy's life.
Speak louder, Pete Sweet.
Next!
What did you say?
Next!
Hey Fat, Justin Bieber, what did you say?
I was running back wide receiver, but like I said, my dad was the coach, so I didn't really listen too much.
but yeah go ahead ask me a question I don't think we ever got that far I don't
think we're too advanced I H-back 26 week yes right that actually did ring
the bell thank you appreciate it sir
Next wait, do you know what do you know what position HB is? I
Don't remember I was out for two years. I honestly I have the worst memory. I do
Yeah, I just have bad memory. I don't want to get into detail, but I don't remember things
Like
All right, where's the half back line up on a field on the middle
In the middle? I don't know. I don't remember.
Is he in front of the wide receiver or is he in front of the fullback?
He's in front of the fullback because it's a halfback.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're not leaving.
Wait, did you just say me?
Like I said, I don't know too much, bro.
He's not in the fullback because he's called a halfback.
Yes.
You've never got to football in your life.
I don't know.
Okay, I mean...
I mean, like I said, it's been two years.
I got bad memory, but, uh, that's pretty much it.
Okay, I mean, unless you have a question.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to say defensive lineman, by the way.
You're a defensive lining.
Oh, because you said defensive lineman.
I know, I know, I'm not going to lie.
I'm low-key a little bit.
Okay, so that's what the defensive lineman question is.
You want my question?
Like the most basic question you could think of,
like any basic defensive lineman would know.
Okay.
If you're like a,
right,
I might be too far.
Where does a no-stackle lineman?
No.
No.
All right, let me tell you real quick, offensive lineman, this will solve it all, get in the
three point stance.
Let me see your three point stance.
Get in three point stance.
Okay.
Is that real?
Can I see a real light convert?
Three point stance.
Yep.
All right.
Can I see a real light?
Yep, alright.
I'm gonna choose him.
You choose him?
I'm gonna choose him.
Okay, let's choose him.
No, don't choose me, coach.
You choose me.
We're choosing you.
You have any idea?
No, don't you choose me.
Please take your mask off.
No, don't choose me, coach.
Reveal your real experience.
No, no, fuck you.
Don't do that.
Let me see, bro.
Hey, listen, bro.
Take it fast.
Hey listen bro, I'll make a chance at it. Choose him!
He's got no place to stand in his lawn, man!
Make a chance at it, you don't say nothing bro!
My days are over, you're a D-Lag!
You're a D-Lag!
Hey man!
You're a D1 at being unemployed!
You don't, you don't...
You can't say anything bowling ball games, you can't.
Okay, go to the gym.
Who?
You!
84, you removed the fucking mask!
Man, fuck this, bruh, nah, nah, nah.
I ain't never played on this one.
Nah, nah, nah, I'll play, I'll play.
I, I, I, so, this is my status.
I play for UCLA.
You play what?
What do you play?
I'm the seat warmer.
The seat warmer?
The seat warmer.
Fuck the seat warmer.
Fuck out.
I'm the bench starter.
The bench starter.
Yeah, they sit on that bench over there, bro.
You're cooking.
So what's up coach of mind the team? Yeah. Yeah. I've never played in my life. I've never played ever
Get the water son. I
Appreciate y'all man. Thank you
Okay
Yeah
I can't see I want the title to go first. Okay, wait, can they run routes with the mass on? Yeah, you can see okay
back perfect. All right, so we have
So chat you're over here
Yes, we have the quarterback for UCLA here. He's gonna throw some balls so they can run some routes and
We're gonna see their real football talent
So I think what we should do is he should just tell them a route to run and they should run it and he should
then we should just see their skill base off that.
Wait, can you get on camera?
Dude, size? Paul?
Yeah, he's...
Our jam for the chargers, take a look at this guy.
That's a little...
You're going to climb up over here, and then you can empty your pocket and your shit over here.
I want some warm-ups.
Alright.
Can you see for real?
I really can't, but we're going to try our best.
Just try your best to see.
I'll go first.
Yeah, go from the same order, the same order.
Yeah.
Tight-ank kicker.
Yeah.
Let's go a little, a little big right here.
Let's go up like six steps and break in.
Easy.
Come on.
Okay.
Go.
Oh.
I can't see it, bro.
I can't see it, bro.
There it is.
There it is.
Wait.
I can see it.
One more out.
One more out.
Okay.
Go a little bit deeper.
Oh.
Fuck.
Hey, yo.
That's Mormon.
Yeah.
That's Mormon.
That was a good laugh.
It's so bad.
Snacks?
That's fine.
You play.
You play.
You play.
You play.
You play.
You play.
You play five times.
That can be a high school level, still.
You've never played.
I've never seen him like this in my life.
I don't know if he's gonna bring it in.
Go post.
There you go.
Number two?
Wait a minute.
He played two.
What level did you play?
High school.
High city.
Yeah.
Uh, let me see.
Let me see if you get the awesome license.
I'm hard.
That's a city.
That ass, too, is what he's doing.
Oh.
Do a pull to the left.
Make a skip pull or just...
a place.
This is like a club, sweetie.
On you?
Yeah, man.
Oh, I'm not going to lie.
That might be the...
I told you, bro.
Absolutely.
So, here's what it is.
Could someone of his size have played linemen in college?
No, he said high school.
Yeah, he can play.
That's, he seems more at that age than when he saw the high school.
But he played linemen at the middle of the semester.
So I'm saying in the high school, it's high school's part of the class.
So they need one.
Oh.
OK.
OK.
Next up.
All right, run a quick out.
I'll tell you the routes on the road.
Alright.
Don't tell all of the news.
Can you run at a slant angle?
Yeah.
Ready to go?
Okay.
Don't tell me what it is when I say it.
Can you run out of a slant, I know?
Yeah.
There you go.
I know what a slant it is, but I never played this either, though.
I never feel like it's the same.
All right, one more time.
Yeah.
Please run a D.
Is he? Are you larkin' football?
You know where the dig is?
Just run, run it. You shouldn't know what it is.
You play it and see it.
At a D8 round.
There you go.
Okay.
Damn.
They dropped it.
Dropped it. That was right, though.
Wasn't it?
You're running back in the super.
He's never played the boys.
He's not out of here.
You're eliminated, I'm gone.
I want to see another one.
Let me get another one.
Run it, come back bro.
Come back up?
Come back here.
There you go.
I see you run so fast.
Why are you running like that?
Cause why are receivers standing like neons, bro?
They're back to talk so crazy.
Alright, bro.
Renew it.
Yeah, you're out, bro.
Nice to meet y'all.
Yeah.
I'm out.
Never play football again.
All right, he all I'm back up in the same order you were in we got four left
Hey, we've been spot-on spot-on
There's a random kid from the neighborhood we found him down a street. All right, so
All four here
So here's here's my assessment right now. I think the first guy I
Think he played football
But I don't think he played at the level he's saying I think he played tight end or something in high school
The second guy I can't tell the third guy. I think he played at a high level. He seems like just like this build
He's athletic. He looked he knew what he was doing in a position that he doesn't look like he would play
but the thing is the dude in the black hoodie the fourth guy I think I mean I'm
just thinking like I played wide receiver one year and I know what a slant
a slant and go is and I see yes and run out
I knew that and then he dropped the ball I feel like there's not I feel like that
It wasn't a real draw.
No, it was a real draw.
Gee, you need to just ask.
It's hard to see.
OK, it could be hard to see.
OK.
But Black, you play in high school, right?
That's all you're saying?
Yes.
He definitely plays high school.
All right.
But one of them played at a higher level.
Yes, he did.
You think the far left played high level, OK?
Is there any way to win?
What college are you going to play?
Do you have a chance to go, sir?
Yes, we're all going to look it up.
No, the Arizona.
NAU?
Yeah, NAU.
OK.
OK.
Here's what I want them to do.
I want to see them all throw a ball.
Can we get a ball?
I want to see them all throw a ball.
Is that normal?
Like, can players who don't play quarterbacks throw a ball
good?
In order?
You can tell by football, guys.
Always know how to throw a ball.
Exactly what I'm saying.
Okay, you're throwing it to me.
Yeah, throw it to me.
Throw it to me.
Throw it to me.
I'm gonna catch it, don't worry.
You don't want to.
You don't want to.
I'm gonna just go over here and you throw it.
Just throw it to me.
What is going on here?
You throw it, just throw it to me.
Not as rare.
Are you running?
As you're running?
Not as rare.
Right now.
Are you playing with that on your division?
No, I don't play quarterback.
For a reason, obviously.
Yes.
You gonna do it again?
Yeah.
Yep.
Ready?
That is so good.
Okay.
You?
Okay.
You?
This dude's a football fan.
That's a good throw.
Spiral.
That's a good throw.
That's a good throw.
I play quarterbacks off for you.
That's a good throw too.
That's a good throw too.
Okay.
Hold on.
Okay.
Hold on.
Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on.
Okay.
Fuck!
I'll tell you, bro. He...
He played.
He played. He has tats in black.
Okay, so...
So, here's the thing, that gave me absolutely zero information, dead zero, I have no idea,
that didn't do shit for me.
I think for the next time, it's gonna be just, I don't think so, I don't think so, I'm
telling you, I don't think so either, there's gotta be a way, think of a way that we can
get down to the bottom of this, there's got, he's just the most mystery out of the three
right now.
The far right?
Yeah.
Wait, what was your level of play?
High school. Stop the high school. Yeah, it's been a minute.
Now it has a.
Also, now that we're down in the top four, should we wait to
review you clean for the end? Since it's 64 left? Yeah, let's do that.
Actually,
are you left or right? Are you left or right? Lefty.
I got no question all right well I got a question
I've got a question.
They're all football guys.
They don't know NFL in questions.
What's your guys' favorite NFL team player on that team?
Man, who's my favorite right now?
I used to be a Giants fan a minute ago.
I'd go hold you.
What was your favorite part of the Giants when you did like them?
When I did like them?
It was back when, you know, Eli Manning, you had Odell.
Hell, it was, I was a team when they won the Super Bowl.
That was, that's why in honesty,
I was into football the most.
But since then, I ain't gonna lie.
I don't really watch about football.
I'm only 26.
See, I just feel like if you played football
at a college level, you're still watching football.
I ain't gonna lie.
Alava's, you'd be surprised.
I'm made up to hint, but like,
Alavas don't really watch 24-7 like that.
So, some of us do, but not all of us.
I'm just referring to other college football players you can't speak no I'm
that's what I'm saying I ain't speaking for others but a lot of my homies
being more really watch football at time but also we went to Northern Arizona so
wait a minute wait a minute wait you said so you said your favorite your
favorite was when Odell and then Super Bowl yeah giants they won Super Bowl
Well, Dell and Eli Manny?
Okay, yeah.
What?
Cool.
Okay, yeah.
Second.
What's your favorite team?
My favorite team are the Niners.
My favorite player on the team is George Kittle.
Okay.
Number three.
Philadelphia Eagles, Cooper DeGene.
Absolutely electric.
All right.
Number four.
What's your favorite team?
I like the Reds.
I like the Reds.
I like the Reds.
I like the Reds.
I like the Reds.
I like the Reds.
I like the Reds.
I like the Reds.
I like the Reds.
I grew up liking the Giants too because of OBJ.
Did you like them when they won the Super Bowl?
Uh, with O'Dell.
I thought that was before O'Dell.
It's been a long time.
Run it, fuck it.
Number one, unfortunately because of your non-ball knowledge,
the Giants never won a Super Bowl with O'Dell.
Um, and I just feel like if you were playing football at that time, you would know that, right?
So we are going to eliminate you. Please do not reveal yourself and just step on over to the left side
Because now we're down in the final four. We're not going to reveal them
Okay
How do we get down to this with the top three? We have the final three left chat
Should we take out should we take a chat question? Maybe
What's your question y'all want to ask this line so we can get down to the bottom of this?
We could do some one on one now.
Let's do one on one.
Yeah, I like that.
Actually, are you down?
One on one for sure.
Are you down to the garden?
We're knocked.
Yeah, let's do one on one.
I like that actually.
QB
No, how you've heard not you do it. Are you guys to come over here? I'm not I'm not gonna do it
Oh the chat wants another dick size this guys. That's not
I can help us find out
Dicks eyes
Okay, yeah, I don't want you here. All right
First one on one let's do all black verse all blue
I got a little.
Hold on my hand.
That's good, that's good.
No one said that.
Oh, shit.
Is that your flag on the plane?
Fuck no, it ain't no flag on the plane.
I was clean.
I'm not going to do this.
Bro, I got right inside.
Roll the tape back.
Yo.
I got right it's like that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Don't go get some.
All right, are you smooth?
He's kind of slow.
Oh, you're serious?
What the fuck happened to half speed, y'all?
What the fuck?
All right, black against black.
Can I play defense?
No, play offense.
Didn't you play offense?
I do at all.
Keep something in your pocket.
Hey, that's probably a dog.
You have that dog, man.
You going half speed or full speed?
Half speed, half speed.
Not half speed, whatever that last one was.
Okay, a little quicker.
Wait, just go full speed.
Yeah, fuck it, full speed, but no tackling.
Blue, no tackling.
Bro, I tell you, play defense.
Yeah, I know, but I'm not trying to get a loss in here, dude.
Oh my god, Razzadon.
Razzadon, chef.
That was creepy.
Alright.
Run it
That was with the mask wasn't a good route
Or my trip it I feel like it wasn't a good route, but it was a nice catch
I don't like the way it's holding the ball
Huh Honda I don't like the way you hold the ball
Okay, I want to see blue on offense verse anyone
play off. I now want to see you run around against him he's moving though it's a running back
this is hard
Okay, all right, I saw nothing you asked me the question.
We all are lined back up in order.
Chad, what's the question?
I don't know.
Yeah, I know.
He won.
You know, he's a making man.
Oh, thank you.
He's crazy.
Yeah.
He may be that something that football that they can, like, tell us when they can know.
I don't know. He's talking to me.
Yeah, but he was so... remember maybe?
Do you remember Black Hoodie?
Do you remember your cadence?
Your quarterback's cadence in high school?
Downside hut.
Yeah, I remember that.
What about you on the left?
Me?
Yeah.
3-18?
3-teens hut?
They all play football, so it's very obvious.
Okay, here goes one.
Give me a play that you remember.
I think it was called Y slot.
I was in the slot.
I do a snap.
Two of you on left.
It's a full play call.
Huh?
The full play call.
Full play call?
Yeah, the full play call.
That's what you call it.
We'll just call out vice spread, vice, vice snap.
And then we'll have like we'll just throw the we'll go off the tree. So they'll call out a number
For each receiver. We'll have a coach on the side one two three. It's a one. It's a snap
I focus on my on my position. It was a snap
All right, we'll watch you Brad we ran wishbone there's just 31 trap now. Just kick out a detackle
What about you, you've been going?
We caught our plays a bunch of different stuff.
I just remember the superheroes.
My favorite play was Batman, that's when everybody just runs deep.
That's Pop Warner plays.
Batman?
What's that?
What's Pop Warner?
It's like, in Madden you know to play four verticals?
Yeah.
That's what Batman is.
Yeah.
So they just said, they just wanted to huddle and said Batman?
Yeah.
It's simple.
Formation we knew where to line up based off the play. That's a little itchy. That's what I'm saying
That's popular shoes like that's what we think my son's has a play for the bad
Is your name Landon Ellis, huh?
We gotta make a decision
Fuck yeah
All right, so you were highest level high school, right?
High school yeah
So they are saying there from the same so one of these three is lying and played higher or we already or it's him on the sideline
big dude
So one of them's lying oh
Wait anybody got a pen or marker real quick
Yeah, I don't know help me help me
Yo number three you need water
What's on the right side
Got your ass
It was right here
I don't know if it's your fit. All right, I think I can't sweat
It's between
So who do you want to eliminate? I don't know
If I just had to go with it, bro, I'm gonna have to go with
Just because
All right, they are all high school
But he just gave me a pop-wonder play a little league play
and then on top of that
He's like he's he's not a football guy okay, I think he's truly he I know he could be doing that
too he seems like a pretty good trolling like his comeback so everything is pretty quick so you
don't you don't remember a single play name from high school if you played in high school it was
like superheroes Batman Superman bro that's a live that's literally why I tell my 11 year old kids
Superman Batman. Okay, those are all played. I trust you.
Let's eliminate number three. They're saying he's trolling. I think he is too.
We got to trust our guts here. That's what you're saying.
I'm out. You are eliminated. Please sit on the side. Do not take your mask off.
It's crazy. I had high hopes for you to out the gate because you're bowling. He did look like a player.
But I think I like he didn't run nothing like yeah.
It's just lacks a day to put on some more.
Okay.
All right.
We have two people left.
What's something they can do on this last time to really prove which one of you played
at the highest level?
You already like in-depth deep questions.
Something that played ball with note.
But to be honest, they're both saying that high schools are the highest.
But one of them probably in college will be lost.
Yeah.
I feel like they both play high school.
One of them play college.
Like in college could be D3, junior college.
Yeah, he'd be any college.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He was, the only thing that stopped me from saying, all right, is that, like, he came,
like, to, like, football ready.
Like mid, mid-socks, cut off sleeves, like, it's down there like he forced him.
Like, he wanted us to think he was football.
Yeah, like, you know what I mean?
So you think the guy on the left played college football?
Bro, I have a friend who's built just like him and he played at junior college.
He has good calves
Wait, what's your ethnicity?
Okay, repeat that sorry. What's your ethnicity? I'm Vietnamese
Oh, I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
Gg why I see Gg
this is so tough and what was it you play on it on the left? yeah you
I don't even know how to fuck up by living in the tall dude
listen we just gotta pick who which one we think played the highest level out of
to stop saying that you mad bro like you saw him playing a big game last year
they're saying I can't stand a tall guy I think it was a tall guy fuck he was a
guy we eliminated um all right I mean I say we just say which is take a guess
here. Yeah. So you think left or right? Who played who played at a higher level? All right.
Blue. You are the person that we think has played at the highest level. Black shirt. You have been
eliminated. Okay. What'd you play in college? No, they're not coming. Can all the people who have
their masks on still just come stand in the same order you were in?
I know Brad, but I don't know if he's played football.
I know who that is, but yes, I know who he is, but he's surprised me, because he might
to plead college. I don't know.
For the fact that like
tall, tall,
he gave me the perfect college.
Okay,
in a US, not
as you guys all take your masks off. Yeah. Can you guys all take
your masks off?
Yeah.
I never played football in high school. I just played in middle school.
He's pretty good.
Far left. Can you please take your mask off and reveal it?
My name's Zeke and I played up to high school. That's about it.
Wait, who's Brad?
No, we've Brad's league college ball.
Yes.
Okay, I'm just gonna say, can y'all both take your masks off
and will the real, highest level football player
please stand up right now?
We got him!
We got him!
Let's go!
Bro, bro, you trolled us, bro.
Dude, I was trying to troll.
Come on.
You trolled us, bro.
I knew it, bro. I set it from the beginning, bro.
Bro, this dude is a fucking...
I play receiver, for real. I play UCLA.
You still play?
I still play.
Oh my god.
Bro, I set it from the beginning.
I literally set it from the beginning, gang.
Oh my god.
I knew when you dropped that pass, I would hate.
Hey, I'm right. Oh, they told me the chat the ball. Yeah, I got you
You're a trolling. Wait, you've set the ball hold up like that. I'm purpose every person has never played football before
It was the ball just like that
Landon Evans, Brad. Yeah
Played high school like everything that I said was like real like I'm so bad at like trolling in line
So I was just playing into like what I actually did
Really genuinely thought you played in college because of the way you were moving. Yeah. Yeah. No, I literally just played
Oh
The knees he had or something
Well, yeah, what does that mean?
What do you mean?
No, I know what Bolega means.
Football players are Bolega, you see?
Oh, you're one of them.
If you're athletic, you have an athletic deal
and you're Bolega, you're a guy.
Well, you won $2,000.
He said he'd match it, so you won $2,000.
You got two points.
Wait, does NIL let you guys do that?
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
My brother's crazy.
No, USC, so.
Oh, bro.
Wait, wait, this might be a dumb question.
What division is UCLA?
You won.
Oh, shit.
That's good.
I didn't know that, I didn't know that.
Yeah, bro, I feel fucking jubated right now.
You both are there?
No, he didn't, but.
I'm going to slide by the games, bro.
Slide by the games.
Is that a game?
Yeah.
For real?
Yeah.
When is the season start?
First game, September 6th.
I really thought I had to I knew I thought they knew you I knew he answered every question perfect
Well, I'll just go I was playing it to like who I am and like my experience like answer was perfect
Oh, that's what fuck me up. No in a trap like a trap like most people not supposed to know what a guard doesn't
I mean that ass played fucking hard.
I literally did.
I love the players like us would know that shit, but I knew it was you, but I don't know
your football experience.
So when I saw you lay his ass out over there, you played college.
Yeah, high school.
Yeah.
You played for the first organ in the playoffs.
Did you see a real route?
Wait, can you run a real route?
Yeah, I'm not a lot of girls made me fall
If I would have seen his face
Welcome to the
Let's do a flick together
Can you play with that?
No, I didn't
He was the tall guy
I was on the edge there
I gotta do a YouTube intro
Come here
We gotta sit down
Yeah, you hate losing I could tell
Hey, of course, wait, so where'd you come from fucking Encino not too far
What was it for me? But how did how did you like I saw Drew posted on his story?
I was working. I just said I sent I think I got to the homies film. Oh my god
Yes, sir. We should have known
Okay
Now I skateboard I'm sponsored by hell star
Yeah, pretty professional.
Did you have one on you?
Did you have a skateboard on you?
No, I have a rental car right now.
I have a, I don't have any of my shit.
Actually, I do.
You have a skateboard on you?
Hold on.
Wait, I want to see him do tricks.
Wait, Tia, let's do this.
You can't play football today in your life, bro.
You look like a oompa-loompa.
Go run around.
Let me throw you a ball.
Come on, let's do this.
Hike.
Hike, you got to run the round.
I'm ready.
Set, hike.
Go.
Yo.
Run the round!
Lazy throw the ball!
Lazy go!
Three, two, one, fight!
Wait, what's your story?
My story?
Alright, just because you're fucking 6'10".
Yeah, we actually met, yeah.
We did meet.
Yeah, we met at the mall, yeah, yeah.
Alright, oh my god.
Wait, I remember, you gave me, what did he give me?
One of these.
The bracelet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, I appreciate you, bro.
My slug.
Made you a moor?
Yeah, yeah, I'll drop more, so I definitely got you.
We got branding and shit, yeah, yeah, I got you.
Now, like once all you've done,
but like can you, can you give me like a whole little like a PR
box for all that shit, bro?
Yeah, I got a whole fashion brand now.
Like I'm basically stopped like hooping.
I do it for fun.
You shoot content for the fashion trial,
I show like how life is when the boss stops dribbling,
like what do we end up doing?
So wait, what level would you play hoops at?
I went overseas for a little bit.
Oh, yeah.
And I came back.
Yeah.
So I hope.
So if you ever want to do some hoop shit, yeah.
Damn, that's lit, bro.
I can't hoop.
I'm ass.
No, but you got to.
Damn.
Damn.
What?
What happened, bro?
I got in a fight.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, it's fucking terrible, dude.
I tried to pick up a fork.
Money.
We got to the final, baby.
He can't throw it up.
Wait, can I get a pick with you guys?
Yeah.
A flight with food.
How's he out of breath?
He ran 10 feet.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'm holding the ball right now.
What the hell is that shit?
Alright let me see some shit.
Wait what's going on?
Don't get her, don't get her.
What the hell is that?
Are you sponsored by Hellstar?
Yeah.
I just did a photoshoot for them.
What's your model too?
Somewhat.
I'm not really too tall, I don't really do modeling but skateboarding any opportunity I get.
Yeah I'm doing some jersey giveaways coming up.
Yeah, actually don't do this. I'm trying to get a lawsuit. Stop skateboarding.
Hey, just keep my clips real quick. You're not gonna get anything real easy.
That's your right now.
Nah, you wanna see clips.
The only way you can do it right now is if you look in the camera and say your full name
is hot.
That's your...
Yeah, this is all me. I'd be going down 20 rows and shit.
Yeah, I'm just checking.
That's me.
Then why you can't do a hill flip right now, you know skating
Look at the camera say your full name and say Lacey is not liable for any injuries or damage done
Lacey is not liable for any injuries damages. My name is Aiden Sunseer. We're good, baby
I sit in the office all day!
Okay, quick quick!
Oh my god!
I sit in the office all day!
That's fucking sick!
I wanna learn how to do that!
30 minutes to warm up!
I sit in the office all day!
I wanna learn how to do that!
What about an Ollie?
Nice Ollie?
Yeah, this is a nice one.
Got you!
You got any spots in the cram, I'm down to get like a stair set or some shit.
What?
No, we're not doing the stair sets, no stair set.
You said stair set.
That was a ho.
Thanks man.
Yo Lacey.
You look like Justin Bieber got stuck at hometown buffet.
And what do you look like then, do I not have a shit here?
What are you looking at?
I'm skinny as hell.
I'm looking at you right now.
I'm looking at you.
Lacey, you look like if Justin Bieber, if just, what happened, what, what, what, what?
You're right here.
What's going on?
You look, Lacey, Lacey, no, but real shit, look, you look like, you look like, you look
like, you look like a, you look like a, you look like a, a guy, like a Barbie type thing.
Lacey
No, you're not so fuck over me Lacey. What's going in my eyes? Yes
What what happened you got the laziest I ever see what do you mean?
What do you mean?
You got the laziest eye I've ever seen.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'm looking at you right now in your eyes.
You have blue eyes.
You have some fucking I don't know what type of hair you have.
You look like a lollipop.
Lacey, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Do we have a railing bro?
But you give this to the rail.
Let him hit a rail set.
A rail set.
A rail set.
Yeah, let me give you a rail set.
I don't have a real set.
Don't actually, I don't have a real set.
All right, we gotta do the intro real quick.
Come here to Jeff.
Everybody say hi YouTube in the chat.
Everybody say hi YouTube and wave.
Bobby Boucher, that's crazy.
All right, are you ready?
I'm a one take this, I'm a natural.
Are you ready?
Let's go, let's do it.
What's good YouTube?
We are back with another video today.
We have NFL safety.
Tony Jefferson.
with us, and we have six football players of all different skills, and we are going
to try to ask them questions, interrogate them, have them run some routes, so we can
see who is the highest skilled football player here.
We'll see who's fucking mine.
Sure.
Here we go.
Okay.
All right, we'll see who's mine.
See that?
One take.
Fucking gold.
Hi, YouTube.
Perfect.
I wish I could play Hoops, bro.
Oh, really?
Actually, you know what?
Do you want to go Hoop against me?
Do you want to be one right now?
Yeah.
Oh, nah.
Yeah.
Nah, I know you didn't just ask me to play ball.
Nah, I know you didn't just ask me to 1v1 you.
Who are you talking to?
Nah, nah, you didn't just ask me to 1v1, did you?
Nah, bro.
Nah, don't tell me to 1v1 you, bro.
You know, I Hoop crazy.
I'm crazy.
Hey, if you want to I'm down. All right, fuck it. Let's do it. You want to you want to do it? Let's do it
Yeah, let's do it
I only got one arm though
Nobody can fuck me
I mean if anybody wants to who will get one we'll get a game before y'all did let's do game
I'm down anybody who wants to but not I don't want you to get injured
We can look you run a full-core game too
Oh
For real what happened your arm? I fucking I got in a fight at a bar
You wanna hit a rail right here
You hit a rail right here.
I know I couldn't land my shit first try again, but you just gotta clean my Instagram.
I said we're gonna run a quick little game.
Hold on, you sending a charger?
No, I'm not.
He? Oh.
He's sending me the charger. Hold on.
These are...ah, fuck.
Hold on, I'm gonna change the battery real quick.
You're fours right here
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
Here, watch me shoot. I got all day.
I got that all day.
Oh!
Take him. Take him.
Take your legs.
You say you poop, right?
A little bit.
You got to see if you shoot.
A lot.
I like the skinny Cooper flag.
Slender, man.
Man, you mean never?
Alright, I'ma go, I'ma go to you.
What's your name?
Kevin.
Kevin.
What's our team?
What's our, Lacey, what's our team?
It's me, you, him, and who else?
What do we got?
Me, you, him.
What do you, Lacey?
Yo, Lacey.
Give me Brad, he's gonna hustle.
Hustle points, baby.
Hustle points, baby.
Oh my God, big guy.
Hustle points.
He's gonna hustle.
Let's go let's go let's go I only got one arm take it a little late on me y'all
Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're basically to you're you're starting on the bench
Okay, and I'm a sub you in like when one of us gets tired so I'm gonna put you in a game
Okay, yeah, like the six man. Okay, six man very important. Yes, Paul. You six man. All right. They slack on that six man
Okay
Me and you
I need you to hustle around.
If defense rebounds, then you can fucking fuck you up.
Let's go. Boxing out hard.
Alright, take this shoot.
We're not liable for anybody playing basketball at this house.
He's not on us.
Not on us.
Wait, wait, I'm actually not playing?
You're six-man.
No, you are. You're six-man.
Are you doing full or half?
Half, half half.
Just right here. Just a little half full.
I'm not gonna be able to get her.
Oh, watch out!
Oh, no!
Are you gonna be good for the season?
We're good.
Oh, thank god.
Alright, y'all got a ball.
Who's making the balls call?
Oh, shit.
Should I warm up a little bit?
Absolutely.
Yeah, wave for G. Jeff, and then we're good.
Can we get the bullfighter?
No, no, no.
Are you serious right now?
That's gold standard, man.
No, don't shoot shots over here.
Hey!
Yes, it's not my property over here.
What?
It's not my property.
If someone gets hurt, I'll just double check him.
Wait, do you have my rent chairs in my property?
Yeah.
Do they want the lease?
Yes!
I'm playing knockouts like
Am I playing?
I said what you have.
I brought up the idea.
I proposed the idea.
Bro, you're going to get subbed in.
Bro, you're going to get subbed in.
OK.
That's what they said to high school.
I never got subbed in.
Yeah, we're going to wait till the game's over
and we'll sub you later.
Wait till you're behind it.
Yeah.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
You do it up.
All right.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
No.
I don't know who was your guys last big?
I don't go on any.
I don't know.
Okay, so you're on their team on the bench and he's on our team on the bench.
So it's 3's.
So it's 3's?
3's.
No, 4's, 4's, 4's.
We're here.
On, play.
This isn't football.
You should just take it easy a little bit, you know, I got to focus.
I don't know if I'm on that side of your door.
3's point.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Maybe just take it a little easier because, you know, you got a season 2 and I don't want to hurt you.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Big ass dude on there.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I feel it.
Please.
Right.
Right.
Stop them!
Yeah.
One to one.
One to one.
Got it.
Oh, fuck.
I got you.
Oh, I thought it was a quarterback.
Waiter, four of us can move.
What the fuck?
Yeah, one, two, three.
I'm making a game.
I saw that matters, huh?
You guys did?
Yeah.
You did?
You did?
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah.
You got it?
You got it?
Yeah.
You got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it makes it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's all day.
That's a dime.
Two, one.
Take a ball.
Stay in there.
Get your man, Coups.
Go fuck up up up up!
Okay, you shoot it.
Shoot fast, damn ball.
SHUT UP BRAD!
What? What?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
Damn ball.
3-3.
3-3 up, 3-3 up.
That's the sheets, I just feed.
Good job, Brad.
Here you go.
We got a call from the enemy down the screen.
We're going to stay out of this.
I'm going to stay in the screen.
Hit that, Greg.
Stay away of him.
Hey, sir!
Eww!
I knew what was going to happen.
What's your name?
I got a partner.
Two arms, man. You don't need no two arms.
That's on you.
Yeah, you got it, bro.
Yes!
5-3.
Hey, Cooke, guard big man.
What the fuck?
I don't want my foot back in here.
Hit that, Brad.
Yo, I'm ready for those.
Good shot, Brad!
6-3.
I'm full with that, bro.
You're going to post something every time.
Yeah, I'll get the double what you get.
I hear it.
Gotcha.
3, 2, 1, back out!
Yes!
Fucking sheet code. I got a sheet code. I got a sheet code.
Yo, lights, yo, lights! Okay!
I'm about to turn up a little bit now.
Okay, one more second!
Alright, uh, Bordeaux, Bordeaux, come in for uh, come in for Brad, come in for a quick,
get a little plate down here.
My guarding the tall guy
I saw the vision, I saw the vision.
I thought I was gonna get fucking hit.
Here.
Are you kidding me?
You have our dog.
You have our dog!
Yeah!
Come on.
All right, I've got it.
Good deal, good deal. Keep sitting there, yeah.
What score?
8-3.
3-0.
3-0.
4-5.
4-5.
Ah, no start.
1-1.
Woo!
1-1.
1-1.
2-1.
2-1.
2-1.
2-1.
I'm sorry I haven't
Okay
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Here, here.
Like that.
I love that.
I love that.
That's my pick right there.
Stop.
Ready?
Come on.
Oh, I'm going to get it.
What's that?
Rain.
Rain.
Oh, oh, oh.
We don't.
Wow.
Banks open.
I promise I'll let you down, coach.
I know, I'll go with you.
What is it?
All right, stay on six.
Flyer.
Come here.
That's probably too low.
Good, Leastry.
Me down, me down.
Good box up, Brad.
Oh, good box up.
Good box up, Brad.
Brad's just fucking using his body out there.
I
Did or a clip
Because he has ties on
I got a wendy on my team, bro
Should we do 505s?
Yeah, it's just injury prone and the Sun is you can't even chew about five
505 half-court
I'm done too I'm done I'm tired. I'm done y'all
I'll take my win hey bro they shit out there minutes
I'm telling you it's over for the lead all right and I appreciate all y'all for coming
Bro leave one of me. Thank you, bro. This is here. Can I get a bit? Yeah, let's do it
Thank you, bro appreciate it. All right, let's go inside. Thank you. Thank you, bro
Oh tired
Hey, thank y'all bra, thank you
Kekwok, let's Kekwok over back inside.
Hey, can you leave my portable?
Adapt and Jason have nachos?
Wait, is the game on?
Hey appreciate all you guys thank you guys the games on how to wash a game
Little game winner chat little game winner never hurt nobody
No doors lock, so I need a water
Wait, DJ, can you give me a water real quick, man?
Thank you, you got, wait, Spurs are down 11?
Spurs are down 11.
Spurs? Yeah, thank you.
Without defaults.
One game, one though.
I got a P. You can hold down the stream for 10 seconds while I put it real quick.
Yeah
Liz dog
Where's the notches what up chat was I really asked I
Swear I was pulling it down from a whole squabber
Fucking Tyson channel and show them we're putting back are we going towards the notches?
Bruh, dude's trying to take me to the theater, bro, like...
And we'll test.
Bruh, dude's like sitting down and like chopping up, bro, like I'm hungry, bro.
You're very bossing games at it.
You don't want to ask anyone.
Oh, they're in the kitchen.
I'm not taking a coke break, dude.
I'm literally taking a pee.
Wait, there's nostrils in the kitchen, is that correct?
There are in the kitchen. I don't know why there's nostrils.
Really? Something smells good.
You smell that?
Yeah. I'm so hungry. Oh, boy.
We got that, man. We got some shit for ya. What you making? Burgers?
Sliders. Sliders. And we got nachos, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, we got nachos. Did you put the chips in the oven?
Yeah, they're in there right now. They get crispy that way? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What just happened to basketball brother? Let's do a draft of the 16
Now let's go ahead and tell what happened to gameplay go ahead tell me gameplay what happened go ahead
Step back three one. How do I always go step one handed step back three
Game point. You know, buddy. Take a break. Oh
Game time
Choose one for 12, but the topic I went to for three. I went to for three
Minors what do you guys want? Yeah, I'll get some food for sure for some food. Yeah, I bet
Yeah, we got it.
We'll put this one up here.
Let's talk about where we're at.
Uh, three.
Is that really?
I don't know.
Wait, is this good? Is this cheese good?
Uh, yeah. We just took out the...
You put milk in there?
Yeah, you did.
A little bit.
That's smart.
All right. I think we should see if we can find another bit.
You said about this?
I just need the facility they make they make me
I have a meal plan.
Oh!
Somebody at your store will make me food every day.
How many calories did you eat a day when you were missing?
Um, I actually had a lot of calories.
How many calories did you eat a day when you were missing?
I'm curious to mean you were on the same calories.
I know.
I had intake.
So, the cholesterol can't pass 330 grams.
Yeah, protein
Most like that
So many how many calories you know
Right now I'm personally on like about 1200 calories a day right now
Oh
Only we can make no you never seen toasted 54 this shit is fire go ahead get you a piece of all that we got a jalapeno
This himself
I did bad that I haven't cleaned this hand in like a week.
I can't wash it.
Oh my god, it's hot.
Holy fuck.
Oh my goodness.
All right, wait, can I get the first taste?
Bro, get in there, bro!
A little bit of truth situation here?
I'm gonna be honest, these look gas.
I wanna get one that has everything on it, like this right here.
Get a little bit of cheese with some meat on it.
guacamole sasa with some cheese and um yeah oh my god is that that corn salad or shredded
beef what y'all think shredded bro shredded beef yeah go get in there bro digger mmm
beef nachos jalapenos mmmm that's hitting that's hitting right now that's hitting
Mmm
That's okay banging. It's like honest animals. I was kind of guy. I love nachos. Those are some good nachos
I'm giving I'm giving those a nine out of ten
It's actually very well
I'll take you nine and a half nine and a half
I'm over seconds here
What I can compare it to
It has like flavor of like an animal style, like you put on fries.
That tastes good.
Who has that?
This, like when I taste it, it's got an animal style feel to it.
Do you have like a cheat, not like a cheat, but like a guilty pleasure type of meal, like
a fast food or anything?
Haynes.
I love Haynes.
Box combo.
Sub-suit-bo-tucked.
Extra toast.
Get that slaw out of there.
Act your toes. Get that slaw out of there.
Well, just try the coleslaw, but B-O-B-O, those toes.
And crispy fries and crispy tenders, you get the freshest.
You get the freshest tenders and freshest fries.
Hot sauce.
Canes. I hate canes.
I'd say I'd probably go with a cane sheet meal once or twice a week.
Oh, mom.
Was there more than that?
What?
Said twice a week.
Nah, I said I couldn't tell who's joking.
Oh.
Now what?
I haven't changed twice a week.
Me?
I do.
Yeah.
I'm actually fucking with these notchers.
Why are you even mad at me?
You know what?
I'll see like, just random ice cream.
You know what I should say now?
Listen.
Like, Ron.
Ron?
You know?
Ron came down today with a chip
and said,
you want to try this barbecue sauce?
I want a chip, I ate it, it's atomic bomb sauce.
Down in ice cream, you know what I'm trying?
Nah, nah, I'm good, I'm good. I don't want to go through that.
Man, my mouth is burning for like an hour.
They don't want to throw it away?
Nah, we don't do that here. Everyone just leaves it.
They just leave it? Do you have a maid? Does a maid come through?
No, I don't know.
She comes here once a month.
Huh, once a month?
That's great.
Mmm!
You fucked with it.
I'm on a band.
They're getting broke.
We gotta stick it back.
Yo, I remember the track.
You got the chips.
You cooked the music season to everything.
I'm not paying you.
I'm telling you, bro, I'm serious about this.
Calling it an R2.
I'm glad you guys can get a cooking one off.
I've been struggling to get one of these off in the last few days.
Well, in a one day, Silk, he said,
oh, I'm gonna be there at five.
And then he never showed up.
And then the other day, he said,
oh, I'll be there at six.
And then he went live at 8.30.
830 and then he played basketball for hour. That'll happen. Now having trouble getting a little cooking one off.
Okay.
Maybe sleeping. Yeah. He may be asleep.
You got my condiments.
We got ketchup and some mayo. Cheese. Mustard. We got cheese.
Yeah ketchup and mustard we got ketchup. All right. Any mayonnaise or no?
We got mayonnaise in there, Jay.
You don't have ketchup for mayonnaise.
Nice.
Now we can't make up.
Relish? There's relish.
A fucking relish burger?
Hell no.
Whose cake is that?
No, I don't like soda. Personally, I don't like soda.
So what do you think I should do to lose weight?
To lose weight is all about diet.
Who passed picky people out of a lose weight game?
Bro, it's all about diet.
I'm losing weight right now too, I'm shredding it.
You know, he's the only person on Reddit to ever gain weight?
What's written there?
A peptide.
A peptide?
Everyone's been talking about peptides.
Wait, is it true that athletes use BPC?
Wait.
Injured?
I heard that athletes use like this peptide when they get injured to heal faster.
I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
You got to be in a calorie deficit.
But the thing is, I definitely am in a calorie deficit.
That's all it is.
Bro, it's all diet, bro.
You work out.
You diet.
But you want to know the genuine issue I've been into, and people make fun of me and think
I'm lying when I say this but the actual issue I ran into is I
Used to weigh a hundred pounds heavier than I am now
So I cut my calories down so much that now
Only eating 1500 calories in a day. I'm not losing weight anymore
So I got slowly build my so I've been eating a lot to slowly build my calorie intake back up
Again
we don't got no ketchup or it's just cheese it's just cheese
the red stuff that's ketchup that's ketchup a little bit of the but yeah but
that is extra flavor bro what is your red stuff so what is that that might be
the the burger maybe bleeding oh hold on wait a second it's red everywhere
No, I'll take a bite.
Here, try it. Maybe later you try it.
See the inside?
Oh.
So, that looks completely...
Controls...
You're dripping blood.
Well, I can get fucking sick.
Uh, there he is though. That's like a rare burger. I thought you asked for rare.
Right?
You wanna eat it?
No.
What do you think?
How do you like being well?
It's just a little rough.
Still.
That's moving.
You got a heartbeat in that motherfucker, bro.
We're just gonna make a quick adjustment.
Wait, is it bad that I swallowed that?
No
Right, yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I taste fine
Yeah, throw it on the back arm.
Oh, yeah, that's a little...
Hey!
Ooh, what are these?
I'm not a good boy.
I'm not a bad boy.
He's a good boy.
Wait.
Hold this down and help me.
Why are they black?
They're not black.
How about that?
Ooh, that's not that bad.
Dad, good.
You're not bad, though.
So good.
Hotter?
For sure.
It's a hard, it's the hardest thing.
You say discipline.
What do I do when it's midnight and I'm hungry and I want Taco Bell?
You know why all the good stores close at a certain time because you're not supposed
to eat late.
But you know what I do when I am up late and I do that, I make a shake.
You're like a protein shake with your spoon.
You know what it is?
That's literally the difference in our body types.
when you're hungry at night or something go a little shake me I go in and out and
get a milkshake I've been there before though it's all about discipline you know
what it's hard bro it's hard no you're right it's hard you're right because of
this you actually just inspired me starting today I'm locking in you
locking in because you said I'm a check I'm dead-ass locking in getting my
weight right it's literally only one way to lose weight is discipline it's
Discipline bro
Little fucking cheat meal dude what
the smart system.
Do you like that, John?
Huh?
Uh, man.
That's it.
What?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
What's new?
Uh, I thought about this on the 2012,
and my body just recovers.
Hey, you, uh, use a cult up?
No.
We have one.
Oh, the cult up is the manager,
so you can tell them.
Use every day?
Yeah.
What's your recovery?
After I do cult up,
And then my peachy comes over 75. Okay at night. Yeah
Passages and do dry needles
Yeah
Okay
Listen, Jen's worth it. Yeah
For me to you if you really want to take this box is just serious and get your body right
You got to be in the gym and you got to make sure you're focused on recovery ice baths and then right back to it right back in
The gym core workouts getting your abs, right? Yes. I'm worried about you, bro
Then you're dying
I can't pass over like
1200
What?
No, you don't.
I'm shredding right now.
But that's like a horde fucking cut.
I'm shredding.
Oh, you have to.
Oh, man.
But during season?
Yeah, I know.
You don't want to catch up or a muscer?
Why don't you catch up?
Sure, dude.
Hold on.
Now.
Oh, hold on, is that big?
Now that she is looking kind of elite.
No, no, no.
Let me get the.
Oh, I love how the bread is toasted.
You see that?
Muscer?
You got the muscer, Jay.
OK, that was the cracker, and this is the rice right here.
All right.
We had to heat it up a little bit.
a little smile.
Hey, this one's for Lacey right here.
Who?
That one's supposed to be a heart, but, you know,
and trying not to be a bee.
OK.
And here we go.
That's a good clean, I got a lot.
Go ahead, y'all.
Lacey, did you buy that?
Are you guys not going to have it?
Oh, wait, Lacey, that's not what I was saying.
Are y'all not going to have it?
I'll buy you some of that.
Oh, no, we got to make sure, you know what I'm saying?
You guys good?
I'm sure, I'm sure.
Hold on, let me give it a go.
Let me give you a heart.
Is it here?
Mm-hmm.
It's got the crunch on the bread.
I would say that's a medium rare, right?
That's a two-bedroom or medium rare?
Oh, it's hitting!
That's a hit.
It's a bang.
We gotta get in there.
Hold on.
We gotta try that.
This is a damn good bang.
It's fire!
You know what else?
It's chicken.
Yeah, I do.
What kind of pickle bar is this, though?
I think we figured it out.
Who's the dude?
Most of y'all are trying to guess.
You guys are going to come to the restaurant.
So pepper?
Ew, bro.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah.
How was it?
What is it? Your mouth?
Better.
Where's my camera?
What do y'all give it out of 10?
What do you mean?
Right?
Hey, you mad?
Bro?
All right.
The only thing you need is more shit, like lettuce and shit.
Like toppings, yeah.
But as far as the burger and the bread.
I'm gonna tell y'all straight up how this is.
Right here, okay?
He didn't throw it to us yet.
Give us your answer.
Me personally, I go out to a restaurant.
I don't like a burger.
I don't want a burger.
I go out to a fast food.
I don't want the burger.
Home-cooked burgers tend to be better
than the burgers when you pull out.
This burger's got a right amount of seasoning.
This burger's got a right amount of cheese
melted perfectly to bone.
The bread toasted to the bone.
Little pickle on the sides and ketchup.
Great flavor. Look in the middle.
Little nice and pink medium rare right inside.
Pick a bite.
That's a 9 out of 10.
9 out of 10.
Mmm.
You should see my day yesterday. I watched the um you ever done the past week playoffs or no?
Wait I think I've seen some of those. Do you say applebees or something? Applebees or chilies?
What'd you pick? I got chilies. The triple. MVP caliber player. Can't miss with it.
Oh, we're shooting at chilies.
Yeah.
Applebee's is better.
He was probably late.
Nice to know that.
What?
Applebee's is better because of the blondie sundae's there.
This is gonna be our play.
No, come be honest.
We lost the serve.
Don't get me wrong. Applebee's is amazing.
They got, they got the appetizers, they got the chicken quesadilla, the little, the mini
sliders, they got the mozzarella sticks, they got the spinach artichoke dip, then you move
on to the main place, you got the grilled chicken and shrimp, you might want to get a little
steak if you want, then you go to the pasta, they got the sweet, they got the shrimp scampi,
but hold on now, don't forget about the chicken parm, that chicken parm hits, right?
They also have the little deal that you can get at Apple Beach where you can get a lot
the place. It's a two for 30. It's an amazing deal. And then who wants a dessert?
Look at the blondie. You got the little donut holes where you can pump your own cream in.
Telling you. I'm not gonna lie. I've never had the donuts with cream. But I'll always be a blondie
Sunday there. Stay out of those spots though. You know too much about that shit.
Show me your new tat. Oh you want some of my new tat? That's hard. That's how you
the game. Could you say it's corny?
Corny!
Got one over my head for a second, Dad.
I saw you, that's how you repped the gang. See?
What's our gang song? Our gang song?
Don't do that, like. It's the big core.
Don't do that, like, out in that lake.
What do you mean? Hey, Jay, throw up that core.
Core? Yeah.
He asked how we rep core. I told him this is there right here
What's the Spurs score?
Yo, hey rums, what's the what's the spurs line right now?
They need another taste I say sir
You know the taste test by the you killed your bird right great. Oh, it's a rice and crackers
That is it don't we're lying
We didn't realize we had lettuce yeah
Maybe you guys want you guys want another one we got four more
Hold on.
I got a ghillie and John.
Give me a bite, bro.
Right?
Hold on. One second, Lacey.
I don't want another one.
What?
What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
The smug...
Bro, it's like a water bottle.
Bro, we're all here.
Yeah.
That's actually a small bite, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, you can have the rest, bro.
Wow, W. Jason, bro.
You guys, wanna charge me?
Yeah, no charge.
You want to grab it real quick?
One minute.
One minute.
Natto, please!
Mmm.
Mmm.
I see a fuss over here.
Here, here.
Oh my goodness!
Yo, the Spurs came back.
What is this quarter?
You said it was like a tie game?
They were down 12 and now they're down 11 and now they're down only 3.
We got to watch the 4th.
Yeah, hold on.
Dude, this brings me back to my childhood.
Talk about childhood, where?
Never.
Oh, my uncle touched me. Go ahead and say it.
I wasn't going to say that.
Oh, man. Make fun of me.
Make fun of me for my uncle touched me. Do it.
I'm not going to say that, bro.
He laughed at me.
Oh, stop.
Don't say that. It's wild, man.
I'm sorry, it's me, Toddlin' man.
The whole thing worked out.
Wait, show me the whole thing.
What's the worst arena to go play?
Um, arena?
Yeah.
Like, where do you hate it?
Where do you hate going to play?
Cincinnati.
Barato.
Sit and ask, bro.
Well, like, there's gotta be a specific reason.
I just, I hate, like, I hate the crowd,
and then I hate the field.
Like, it just doesn't feel like,
I don't feel comfortable ever playing with it.
Denver?
Because of the altitude?
I don't know.
That's because of the bottom roof.
What are your favorite, like, where do you love to go play?
The Collins and Texas?
Outside of South By.
My favorite spot would be probably the Raiders,
stating it.
Why?
The New One has a new one here.
It's retractable, so you take it out, put it on the side.
It's like a bernel shirt.
Yeah.
The grass is perfect.
The grass is like perfect.
I love playing on grass.
People will often have to go public turf.
Not really.
Why don't some savings, your turf and some savings,
I don't know, I think it's a money thing.
Like turf, you don't have to do the upkeep, like grass.
And you get into a lot of turf, right?
Yeah, so stats there, yeah.
Damn.
You probably, what, Arlington, Texas, or no?
Arlington, Texas.
Is that dollars or?
It's around 18G, say anything else.
Oh, yeah.
Not like that, Jerry Jones, what's your phone?
Jerry Jones, what's your phone?
Yeah, I fuck with it.
I wouldn't say fan.
I wouldn't say fan either.
Who's your...
There's...
He caught it.
Tigers?
He just is saying the most popular things.
What's your team?
Cowboys.
They have three active players on the Cowboys.
Besides Dax, he's CD-Lam.
Ezekiel, Elliot, CD-Lam and Dax.
I could say Dax and CD-Lam, bro.
I could say Dax and CD-Lam.
I could say Daggett's he didn't live a bro. What?
You know the last of these weightfuls?
the Chargers
He was on our team right?
Didn't pan out I'll type as fuck when you got there too
When you're training how much of your day is dedicated to recovery?
So I train I
I start at my first workout starts at 9 p.m. This is an offseason. I mean 9 a.m.
excuse me offseason 9 a.m. I train for hour and a half that's lifting and then
after that I drive over to my trainer shout out Stevan performance and we do
our running that starts at starting like new and a little bit of like two and
then after that it's all recovery first thing I do is culture I start with culture
How long would you make that for?
I do contrast.
I'll go five minutes cold to three minutes hot to five,
three, so I'll do that probably like three, four times.
I'll be in the house all day.
My mom always told me if you go hot, cold water
and you get sick.
Nah.
Just be like something.
And then after that, PT work,
so I spend more time on recovery than I do working out.
Sure.
That's how important it is though.
I wonder if my body just feel like shit every day.
Bro, that's how you do it.
13 years in a league, bro.
For real.
You gotta sit on bread on a motherfucking body.
Yeah.
A decade in the league,
over a decade in the league is crazy in that now.
Especially as a safety.
Yeah, there's nuts.
Wait, what, out of every besides the Chargers, obviously,
what's the hardest fan base to play against?
Two-player against?
Yeah, and you go into the stadium years
like being loud, being tough.
49 years.
San Francisco.
They take over so far.
They take over so far.
I went to a game, bro.
I'm for big. It wasn't a way game, though.
And it felt like
San Fran
had a feel.
They take over every night.
In the movies, when the Raiders were hitting Oakland,
it was the same shit.
They used to take over everywhere.
The chief,
I love playing at the Chiefs, though, too.
There should be wins.
I thought you were missing the Steelers.
I mean, when I was on the radio, it was so, so funny.
Wait, did Harper got hurt bad?
Yeah, I did.
No, we did not.
That's what they're saying.
But you didn't hear him cross playing?
No, actually, I don't know if I'll talk to Dan right now.
He's out.
But Harper has been hooping, and he's a rookie.
He had 20 off the bench, last game one,
I don't know about being one, but to close out the last series, he had 20 off the bench, too, though.
S.C. got 18, 1B got...
It's the third quarter, so 4.8.
Don't tell me 1B's getting clamped.
Harper just got injured, so GG.
No.
1B. Harper, he had a 10-day deficit, though.
1B got a mock-up.
I cannot wait to be 1B.
He took a fucking shot in transition, about 40 feet.
No, man, I can't do this.
I cannot do this.
Are these hot?
Are these spicy?
No.
They were in there.
I saw a hair castle that posed her.
Okay, that's actually not a gun. No charge of your order.
Okay.
The last time I played after Bill was when I was on the parties.
Your charters had a rival?
Yeah.
Who's the charters' rivals?
Yeah.
Chiefs, Bronfons.
I think McPherson.
He had y'all played him a lot this season.
Twice a year.
Twice a year.
Each, right?
Yeah.
Damn.
The bills are about to have a new stadium up for Nuremberg.
Wait.
What?
Oh.
Thank you.
I saw it, bro.
We're getting another one kick.
Who's your guys favorite team?
Oh.
I'm so glad.
Arch Manning?
Actually, yeah.
Like.
What do you think?
Are you eligible?
Yeah.
Next year?
How many do you think the Cardinal winner will win this season, actually?
Three.
It may be three.
What do you think?
maybe two. I'd give him one.
Well, they just did that, bro.
They did so bad.
What is it? I'm going to be honest,
if the season's done it before it even started,
they should just give Carson Beck a go and just let him try.
Can you walk the game, or is it going on?
I'm going to go walk the game.
They're going to make it, uh,
the first game, so, uh, the empty one on the bottom.
Uh-uh.
Shut them.
Y'all want to go to theater, want to see it?
Yeah.
How do I turn it on?
You can do it, sir.
I don't know how to turn the theater on, Chip.
I'm going to turn it on.
Chad, what do y'all think the Steelers' record is going to be?
Chad, what do y'all think the Steelers' record is going to be?
I got a feeling Steelers are going to go 13 and 4.
We're not going oh yo, we're not going oh in 17 brah
Why does everybody hate the Steelers it's probably cuz they're so good. It's actually very what it is
Oh my gosh, yes
Bolt up I
Kind of I think chargers are my second favorite team now because it's eGiff
I'm gonna be rude for the chargers this year.
Did they get, all right, yeah, did the chargers
get anybody on offense that could help Justin Herber out?
Or no?
Did they not pick up anybody in the free agency?
I know they got in Joku, but they got a new OC, okay?
Thompson. Okay, you got Thompson. Did they do anything to the O-line though or no?
Nothing to the O-line. All right, I'm about to go figure out how to set this theater up.
I wish that was okay. I wish that was okay. I stepped on this shit. You should took it back down.
I was gonna paint it too. No, but you're my dog.
No, he could have just caught your ass. See, I don't know how this works.
Wait, okay, she's cooking. No, what's the spurs score? Oh
My god
They're losing by eight rums if I put a thousand on the spurs right now how much does it make me?
I'm gonna be honest T Jeff. We got a problem. I don't know how to get this blue screen to turn the game
TV
I don't think that's how oh wait wait wait wait wait oh
My god, we do have Apple TV here
Okay, what's the game on prime video YouTube?
Do you watch NBA a lot? Yeah?
Do you watch you? Are you like super tapped in with NFL?
Like every sport through Amazon bro, it's on Peacock
She's a foot you think about Bob Sanders. He's one of the goats
Do I remember playing as Patrick Henry high school
Sad about boy DJ for
Slater.
Keenan Allen. Bring back Keenan Allen.
Okay, I don't think we have audio though, right?
You might have to try to speak your own.
In the corner.
Oh.
I think, I don't know, I've never spoken to a...
Let's get a chat.
Wait, it's 6K if the spurs win?
What do I think about George K. or CMC?
Both.
Future Hall of Famers, not gonna lie.
They see him. He's a dog bring DJ next-hand string. Yeah, he's kind of sure
Herbers of Esquire, they know Lee right
For sure
Well, I think it take on John's that's the homie
Is in jokie foot and if kidding anyone yes, oh
Oh, yeah, you're just dying, right?
Bro, yes.
That dude's built, like, fucking Black Panther status, bro.
Okay, we got a game on. I got to turn it up, though.
It's a 10-point game.
All right, here we go.
The chat depends on you? Wait, what do you mean the chat depends on me?
Yes, SD tacos.
What does that mean?
Not you.
The chat literally does depend on me, bro.
Think about it.
If I don't go live, you guys aren't here.
Do you think the Spurs can win this TGF or no?
The Spurs?
They're down by eight.
Yeah, wrong everything's on wimpy
Wimpy could literally change the entire game. Oh
My god, oh no Yammy's
Yammeries is check out playing
Wait, why is this so delayed now?
How many picks this season?
Seven, at least.
Not going to lie.
Wait, what's the average interception
number in a season for a player?
I think it's like two.
Why don't you?
Damn.
It's hard to get picks.
Oh my god, what are the Spurs doing?
Wimby, come on, lock in game.
Rums, look at your phone.
Come on. Come on. What do you do?
Oh, that's a good play.
Oh, see.
Brady looks good, gang.
Brady's in a shed?
No, but I just saw you post something.
Oh, nice, Wemby, go!
Oh my god, Wemby's so good.
Pull up again. Pull up again from half forward.
Bro, just please.
Nice, you forgot to balance, I thank you, whoa.
I sunk in the couch.
James Connors where Lacey's from?
Prediction of how the bills will do.
The bills are always known being in there, huh?
What are you doing?
What?
Pro.
Pro.
Bro, what you got going?
No, I had to get up. What's good. What's good? I think my Kylin little Philly hell. Yeah, he was
No, he should have came in the Steelers
Bro, did you see that? Yes, I broke my heart. Well, that was crazy
That's my hair I retire
always wait until
they can they actually retire because people say they're gonna it's their
last year and then why oh you know these after here we'll have to see how the
season goes oh my god the spurs are coming back
I'm literally doing sit-ups right now bro you want this person to come back
right yes did you bet maybe I didn't know I'd like to say that with you here
I don't bet so no, I know I didn't know if I was like even talk about it. Oh, yeah, I've been on spurs
Hey, you're old should we go down here?
I
Know I'm a lot of chocolate
I give my band or not what do you mean my band
Going into the port
I say we launch it on the game right
Damn as soon as I catch it I got you
Okay, no you be honest
You gotta watch this board for a while. Where the fuck is my money bro?
Alright, it was like four, it was like four o'clock in the morning and I couldn't sleep
and I put it all on a table tennis match
No you didn't
Both of our money
and it didn't win
but I'm gonna get it back, I'm gonna get it back, okay?
I'm gonna get it back
I just need the spurs to win and I get it back.
Let's just help you, bro.
Get your money, bro, don't let him win.
No, if the spurs win, I'm gonna get you right out.
No, no, no, I'm gonna get you right out.
Are you really about to start boxing?
Yeah, I gotta fight.
Neon?
I wish.
I wish.
Somebody in my chat said something about that.
Like, fight Neon?
I would fight Neon, but he wants more.
are you actually fine?
why is there a knife in there?
oh shit, tossing that refuser?
oh that's safe
yeah you're gonna get mixed up with it
what have you done?
let me see
what are you fighting for?
Um, a mile, I don't know what I think.
You're on a unit?
Yeah.
What?
What is it?
Six.
I learned that motherfucker.
Come on, bro.
I learned that motherfucker.
Where's it at?
It's in, uh, LA.
It's in a cap, right?
It's in a cap, right?
Yeah, man.
He has, like, a thing where he has, like, streamers, like,
basically streamers fighting against other streamers.
Like, where are you supposed to actual fight?
Like, is it at the crib?
No, Thunder Studio.
Wait, fans can, like, pull up, I guess, pumbling?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, let's go. Yeah, actually, I'm sorry. I mean this season was a dub
But I mean this season was a win overall
Oh, well, Jamie Bray was hurt last year, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, listen, if you're a Laker fan,
you got swept, had a good record all year,
you had an hope all year just to get it
with the Waker.
The times went into the year knowing
that we just rule-waved Brad Biel, okay?
We essentially paid $800 to be at off the heat, right?
I'm still have a future.
I don't know about that
Yeah, they do
Damon green
the way chat that's actually a fact
hardest time hell no oh hell no his bag is weed just give me a clue so the king
that's that bad that's the fact
He's nice. All right. He's
the king kind of plays like me.
He does like like his place.
Get it back to the rack. Get it back to the rack. Too easy.
Hey, he's nice. And he's so good on
Second year too
They got oh turn over
Chad how many points is so have again
Didn't you have like 30 something 30 last game? He was the only reason they like
Thank you
Yeah
That's a fucking dick, Rob.
Tick, Rob. Tick.
My god, somebody wanna see something right now.
Oh my god, he just saw us talking.
Oh, come on, let's see.
I'm vibing right here.
Ask the dad if he messes with Bradley Bill.
Do you fuck with Bradley Bill?
Not really, no.
I think he robbed the Phoenix Sun franchise. Oh, no, I did. You know why because like the owner and
He didn't have the same agent.
Bro, he flees. He got the craziest hero in the game.
What are you doing?
It was an unnecessary sign.
I know, bro. Nice!
Didn't need that at all.
Lemby!
Hold on. Fast break. Lemby's pulling that.
Hezzy to the...
Hey! Lemby!
No! Lemby!
He stepped out of it.
That's too much.
So good.
One dribble inside the arc, and he's at the rack.
What I do, 19-4 for him.
Hey, what do you do to your golf suit?
Bro, I want to see your arm.
Yes.
Hold on.
Five point game.
I really think this first win is.
First transitioning, FC, corner, Harrison Bars bang.
Jack Barney?
Oh my god!
Jack Barney?
Oh my god!
He's been doing that his whole life, gang.
Bro, he's been doing that his whole life.
Bro, he got the handlebar goatee bro, bro. He's had the same haircut. I don't know how he
Some of those passes you make sorry saying dog
Look at what these arms away just
Wow
This is a test bro
The two-point game Wow, are they about to go up to oh, yeah
No, I can't tell you.
Do y'all think this first win this or no?
I can't tell you.
I haven't watched the whole game.
At least you look.
McDonald's has, man.
I'm a person born if you don't need that.
No, I'm locked in now.
You're locked in?
I'm more cheat meals, no bullshit.
Are you watching your guy before your boxing match?
I'm beyond his knobby.
No, he's not.
You're not locked for I don't I just need to maintain them and by chance
How many rounds are you?
I mean it's your car you can do whatever you want
Yeah
Three-side yo, you'll pop you would last fucking would last
Mother understand how tired you're getting
Got about streaming like how tired it makes you
Make you tired I see streaming
Like not out of breath tired, but like a hearty dream out the top, bro
We not professional bosses, man
Look at Jason say that man. They can't cool right now
They really got bouncing around
Every I swear every day has been like a banger. No
This has been such a good play-offs.
Aww, that looks so good. What is that?
Aww!
Ooh, cut waters.
What's that?
I'm gonna be turned off for a bit, please.
You fuck with that?
Hell yeah.
I like old golfers.
I never really kept any cut waters.
Do you golf?
But I feel like I got to pick it up.
You might as well.
You should pick it up.
It takes a minute, though, to get nice, right?
Yeah.
I got to just be out there.
I got to instruct you.
I got to pick it up, though, at some point.
Bro, if you picked it up, I would actually
go every morning, every morning.
No, it's true, though.
You golf a lot, Lacey, no?
I mean, right now, but yeah.
We're in London.
Yeah, I'll say this.
We're golfing in London.
I went to States and High School for golf.
Oh, you were serious like that?
Yeah, yeah.
First rug, bro.
We literally live on the best golf course in San Diego.
I've never seen one before.
I don't think he talks.
Oh, you guys are neighbors?
Yeah.
Oh, that's fine.
I never see a guy who's two hours out here.
He was gonna buy around the house.
Yeah, he was gonna buy around the house.
Yeah, then he came to my house and he was like,
I'll do it, you kind of bitch.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, bro.
Nah, bro, that's not gonna happen.
Yeah, it's insane.
Bro, the backyard was so clean.
Like, I was about to buy this on the backyard.
When was that?
I was like three years ago?
What year?
Was it 26?
It's like four years ago, I believe.
Before it could be a little more.
Damn.
I didn't know y'all were neighbors.
I know Jimmy Butler lived in that area, too, right?
Yeah.
Game's on.
Oh my god.
That's not a foul.
He just fell.
Oh my god, bro.
Five feet throws.
It's a two-point game y'all might be a little off-take, but it's fine
They got a lot of depth
Dispersing
Good defense, S.T.
Jump ball.
That's long.
That's good, dude.
Damn.
Dude, I can't believe you left me, bro.
Who's gonna cut my hair, bro?
Oh
Damn
That's your mini as you passed to McCain, man
Caruso got a shooting here making that shoot
Let me check him fuck. Wow. That was horrible, bro. That's bad breath. How do they let how do they let him get that board?
What does what you mean?
Wow
Big possession bro
Jason Wallace I got his auto that's see underscore
What office oh my
Okay, hold on chill out
8 point game. Wemby to the rack. That's water. That's water.
Oh! He's airballed!
Look at Shae X4, Shae falls every time he falls.
Oh, you just need time out.
They're settling right now. Hold on.
You're basically right here. Please hold tight.
Look, he fell again! He falls every time!
On the ground.
That boy played basketball on the ground, bro.
Oh, stop saying lazy curse.
on the ground, but still cool.
K-Souls will be fair, yeah.
More importantly, this is about my castle.
Remember, the most
minute is about a minute and a half.
Yeah, your boy.
Hold on.
I'm not gonna lie, of course they give him a call.
I'm not gonna lie, he's Raps.
One day I need you.
You put one in this game
No Jada
I
Didn't call that
He stepped in the lane
If not I can score right here. Oh back or wow
Wow!
What?
Zero momentum.
Dude, his foot even hit the line.
I don't think I saw sports have it alive.
He crossed.
Look, bro.
Wait, wait.
The ball crossed, the ball crossed.
Damn, they had him.
They had him within two.
Thunder just went on a run.
They're up 10 right now.
Where's McKayton?
Seven minutes.
3 ball missed it. No, come on, bro. You gotta read that. Let McCain get the board
Oh, he's people they call it every play. Huh, you're actually the most overrated MVP of all time
Shout out to the baconators, man. Oh, that's just
That's a foul
Oh
What McKay's in for ten
Check fucking back in maybe you can come back
What a burst fade man
You're not doing shit. Why are you just talking shit?
Bust him.
I'm gonna wear it.
No.
Oh.
Hey, yeah.
Go up.
I'm gonna shoot over a fucking seven three guy.
Oh, it's cold.
Oh my God.
Are they playing fucking flag football?
Oh, let me, let me.
When he's off like this, bro, they have zero chance.
Yeah, bro, they have not scored.
And deep foxes out soon.
Like, no fox, no harbor.
Yeah.
Like, he has to be the guy.
He's not here
This shit might be it might be all the way
He doesn't actually watch sports
Like watch tiktok
That's where it gets the majority of knowledge
Oh
My god, that's demon time. All right, that's demon time shit. They can still go on a run hold on
What's the three
Good pass that's a bad shot
Come on, you either get, you either get on that or lose by twirling or win this game.
Oh no!
Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
Go to the right, go to the right, go to the right.
S-E, S-E, need it.
Oh!
No!
Chet just pushed me on the ground, I don't see a call.
Seven point game.
Good swing, good swing.
Wow, momentum.
Six points.
Good swing.
Leave that open.
Chet.
Hell no.
Get the board that's a bro walk
They let Hornshine get to
SGA is not that good double
Wow, wow, it's making big plays among a lot
No
Oh, they don't call that that was I'm about to say that's crazy
He found the shit out of here
Why damn
Oh, what the fuck?
Can't we do a little something?
Nine point game. I mean, we saw it crazier last night.
Nick's?
Yeah, that Nick's game was crazy.
They were down by 23, bro.
And they brought it back.
Hey!
Ah!
Ah!
Aww!
Look at the little otters.
So, I got it.
Nine point game, bro. Lacey, I think she's going down.
I don't know how they can.
Lacey, bro, you want to put a fan on the spurs?
Right now?
Wait, what's the line?
Like, like, like, 100 bucks.
How much would two fifty-one spurs pay out right now?
Don't miss the signal.
I'm down, dude.
I'm on 250.
250 on it?
That was like 250 each.
Uh, hold on.
There's going to work.
And then there's building business.
Don't do it?
There's nothing like having the backers
to help keep your business.
Brahms, look at your fault!
Being on the fly.
The largest global airport now.
There's nothing like closing the deal.
Oh, my gosh.
All right, Jay.
Wait, you want to put 250 on it?
Or you want to split 250 on it?
No, both of us put 250 on it.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you how much you paid right now.
Y'all are putting on the Spurs Moneyline.
Yes, 250 million Spurs wins you 2.2K.
Let's do it.
Lock me in but I actually paid me out when we went.
The nine point game, y'all.
This is kinda or,
one, one, one, one.
What?
The way.
Ha ha ha.
Fuck you. Alright Jay, we're locked.
Alright. Can you actually pay me out, bro?
Yes, it's a spurs win. I'll pay you out, of course.
I want the spurs to win.
Hold on. How much? $7.99.
Yo, pull one time or friend time, boys?
I don't need you to be fucking worried for me, dude. I'm a grown-ass man.
Well, it's not my friend's time, bro.
Friend's time, bro. Fuckin' man.
What's up, dude?
Is everybody gonna fight?
Yeah.
How many?
A lot, bro.
What, you used to box for real?
Yeah.
Like, you've been in, like, real bite fucking boxing?
Fuck, yeah.
Like, in the ring?
Yeah.
Damn.
You ever been like a street fight or anything?
Yeah.
Dude, I run a crazy shit around the world.
I was in seventh grade, and I was mad that we lost dodgeball in gym class,
And this guy named Malachi, he tried to fight me in the locker room, and I hit him in the balls, and then I pulled him up and he was gone.
Why'd you put yourself in the locker room?
Because I don't want to fight anyone.
Sure do.
Son.
Damn, man.
Jay Son.
What did they say to you after that, dude?
Did you lose?
No, we woke up three people, got like a little, um, yelled at by the gym teacher, and then he let us off, and then we were good after that.
I
Log in Jacob tweak his hamstring to he just came back
Lobbina Harper's legs
Come on one beat
Come on, Wendy. Now's where you prove you can go.
To the right. That's too easy.
Oh, God, he's there.
Oh, good rebound!
It worked!
Hey!
Let's go!
That's hard right there, bro. Great rebound, bruh.
He's 6'9", a year?
Yeah.
Yeah
That's a huge board
Five-point game if you make this hold on
They just go and let up too many offensive rebounds just get a stop, please
I just watched SGA arm lock him. That's not a foul.
Now I'm pointing at him.
Wimby, get busy, bro.
Oh, step back.
Disappearance shit is critical times. Get the ball, bro.
What's he doing? Is he pulling that?
Don't.
Wimby, why?
Champagne deep three.
Wimby's just going AFK.
Why can't he fucking just like that?
Is that good, bro?
He's locked up, what'd he do?
You scared, bro?
So scrawny ass in a tank, bro.
That's shit, bro.
Holy dicks up.
That's not even true.
That's all.
That's all.
Doesn't even make sense.
He's one of his big eyes.
Like, I literally made no sense.
I was just being sure to dick right here.
They let hard sign get another bore, dog.
It's over and another one lending well when we're talking about your fucking eight-foot. Sorry can't get aboard they lost this fucking game
Need that kelder Johnson come on
I actually love a lot. I hate the way that she plays.
Is he fouled?
Oh, hell no. Good defense. Good defense. Good defense.
Good defense.
What?
They're calling foul on that?
Artana.
Oh my god.
What the fuck do you mean?
Wait, that's a foul on San Antonio?
Spurs let up 17 brief row in just this quarter watching I've watched them let up
I guess that's a foul
I
Want to see okay see drew so bad
Both good fucking rebounds six point game six point game three minutes left
Hey, that's money.
Oh, get it, get it, get it.
What?
Oh, I'm fouling that again, I'm fouling that again.
Over the back.
That's hard.
That over there, baby.
Yeah, it's probably over there.
Yeah, it was over there.
Yeah, that was a foul.
Damn, bruh.
That would have been huge if you made it.
Damn, look how high you got, bro.
Guess who it was on.
That's right.
Bruh.
But I wish there was a counter of how many times he was on the fucking ground in that room.
No, I've seen the NBA post, uh, what's it called, uh, congratulations, or MVP-like post,
and it was four photos of him and all four he was at the pre-go line.
Ha ha ha!
Shoot, it's ridiculous, bro.
Demonstrating NBA history, Clippers, Thunder?
Thunder
What trade the Paul George show that guy in all those first round kids. Yeah, they mean a little responsible for all of this, bro
We lose our money room
Game I see right to the rack. Oh, yeah, right now. I
Lost a lot more than you lost
What do you mean? I had two bands out of game before we hit another 250 on it
Did I lose the two bands that you want yesterday? Yep. Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
I am the one the way a son done away the gun the bang the bun damn this poster from that song my angle looks crazy
Oh my god
It's over.
Wait, the ref said no to getting a second look.
They used their talent already.
This is just, bro.
Jason Wallace made some big plays, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
You can't go AFK, bro.
We're not gonna show us that back at all?
20 turnovers?
To nine. There's no way you're winning the game with that difference.
The fact that it's even this close is crazy, bro.
It should not be this close.
It shows who's a better team, honestly.
they still have a chance right now come on when we go to turn up right hey I
don't care like that's fine I'll take that what let me just fucking win ghost
let me have a man it's a point game does he not have a post bag buddy he was
who made good oh my he gotta just be gas bro like gross it's wraps and might be
the dagger yeah 10 points two minutes
watch this unless they get a quick bucket
I see hold that oh
winnable winnable winnable winnable winnable winnable winnable
hold on winnable winnable winnable winnable 7 play defense now
defense is stopped
court first wait
Seven point game minute 45
Good defense. Oh, he's on the ground get the boards
Come on push
Let me come on. Let me work in one nice
Okay, it's fine. He's alive five-point game
Five-point game pull up three hundred twenty one be a minute twenty stop. They need a stop back
Oh
Why
Holy fuck it's wonderful. Oh hold the fuck on the boat a fact that they're even in this game is ridiculous
Yeah, oh
I
Point game Spurs got the ball force of three. You don't need a three here
Fuck is that shot
That was the blade
Possession bro castle has night turnovers again. Oh, no way. They didn't score on that possession. I might
What the fuck is that possession?
Well, to be honest, I feel like how many times else have they had?
Not a lot.
I feel like that's a time outing possession.
You got to get you two, you got a score there.
Fuck.
I don't know what that was, what that possession was about.
Look, when we talk about it's ass, because we should have passed,
when we were both, I'd say.
He was on the three.
Oh, when he looks tired.
He's like 20, how does he?
20, what?
We don't have time to be talking about the entire game.
21 to 90 here.
I'm going to turn over, bro.
Holy shit.
I mean, I see a cat.
She's gonna pass, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
It's actually just like a young player mistake.
I used to do it all the time in high school.
Seriously, I used to be like nervous in high school.
First time I used to get passed like that.
And Mitch Johnson knows he's asking a lot because of the 10-3 minutes quick display.
We are in year two and the ball has been...
Pssst, talking about year two and having minutes, that's crazy bro.
Only in 2026 bro.
You think Kobe fuckin' complained about that shit, man?
I think that would have to be carried so much of it.
That's part of the reason.
So it's only 17 to play the ball in 2012.
And you don't have to hear a fox about it.
It would have been...
I
Score here, but I might be over they get a stop
I still believe I suddenly start to get stopped here in here three
Seven points 42 seconds
That's the truth that shoot that
That's over where CGGG
over breath
Fuck wow, they could have won that game still which is
Oh my god
One one going back to San Antonio
Oh my god
You fuck like me
Thank you.
It's so good and people are hating on it somehow.
They do that every time he drops one.
Iceman is fucking.
It's been on repeat the whole ride here.
It's so good.
It's so good.
Everything about Drake and the new albums is so good.
Finally, someone who agrees with me, dude.
Finally, someone who actually agrees and knows ball, dude.
Oh my god.
Iceman, used to be a nice man, now I'm hot.
Shut up, don't rap, that's like the biggest thing I hate.
Same flow for a decade, so let me get this straight.
Y'all say, oh, Drake's had the same flow for a decade,
but then if Drake does something different,
you say, oh, I missed the old Drake.
So I'm confused how that even works.
Oh, Drake has the same flow for a decade,
then he drops a new song,
and it's different and you say, we missed the...
We screamed it out over here, bro.
He's saying, fuck off.
Why?
I'm saying Drake has had the same flow for a decade.
But then if he has a new flow, they say we missed the old Drake.
He can't win.
He can't win.
He has a drisky.
Yes, drisky.
You out, bro.
Hey, good to meet you, bro.
We're gonna set that stream up, bro.
Yeah, we gotta do that.
And we're gonna actually go to the game.
Yeah, yeah, man.
We won.
We won.
Gracias, thanks.
Appreciate you.
My boy.
Thank you for signing through.
Jerski.
My boy.
My god, look at the sunset, guys!
I'm down to hope.
I'm down to hope.
Bro, I just want my wrist to feel better, bro.
Can you take your arm here after he plays?
No, actually, it's fine today.
I'm gonna be honest with you, my wrist, dead ass.
I feel like I could actually play full loops.
You can take off your thing and see if you can play.
I can't.
Let's go who I'm down to who for a little bit nab shed on a batch out
We open I'm down to go play 21 year
He's your good
All of my ups a day don't let it gas me up where did it go my hand?
You got a pee.
So let me get this straight.
You think while you're working and on the job, you're allowed to go pee.
You think this is a fucking potty time potty break?
You don't have scheduled potty breaks.
You're at work right now doing your job.
When you're doing your job, you focus on your job.
You don't stop my stream in my job so you can go take a little potty break.
Go in your pants.
We went over this yesterday.
I literally have lunch breaks.
Go in your pants, dude.
I'll win your pass.
This is part of my motion.
Is that good?
All right, wait, can I get back to you?
No, I just don't know how.
Okay, wait.
I
Can you please do this?
Yeah, well, I physically play your foot out bro. Let me see bro
You're actually like a little baby.
Double knot or single knot?
Double knot or single knot?
Double knot.
Double knot.
Double knot.
All right, so you put it through the hole and then you do this and then you got your
little bunny ears.
I know how to...
Bro, they're not even tight.
Oh, God, they're not tight.
You can do it tighter, dude, please.
How does dead VPG tie his shoes? What do you mean?
Oh, he definitely just wears slides.
All right, let's see. I'm going to make him tight.
Like, T-Jet has made him nice and tight.
Like that?
Yeah, that's good.
T-Jet laces up fucking cleats for, like, every week, bro.
Also, I'll be honest, I need you to wash me in the shower tonight.
Boroughly can't?
No, she's not coming tonight.
Why?
I'm just I'm just kidding. I'm just lying. I just want to see if you would actually say yes to washing me in the shower
You couldn't pay me to do that I couldn't pay you to wash me the shower
Cash how much would say for your real?
You're washing my naked body in the shower for 15k cash how much cash
You don't have to look that's like that's like if you have like a disabled like a disabled grandparent
I need help in the shower. That's like okay, but I'm asking how much
To give me a hand job, yeah brother what
I would give someone a hand job for a hundred K. You're lying. No, I'm not
$300,000 untaxed. I don't even gotta look. I just gotta look to my left and close my eyes and go like this a little bit
I'm paying I'll pay Marlin a hundred K cash to do that
Okay, come on Lacey do it wait I have another show you should do
I'm gonna be honest this lineup. I think I win 21
Okay, so here's another question a old rich guy comes up to you, huh with a briefcase
Remember we have we have this conversation
Listen, he comes up to you with a blank check and he says Andrew all
It's not tight. No, no
He goes Andrew all
This is a blank. Yeah, this is a blank check. You can write the amount on it. All I want you to do is
Let me fuck you cool million
No one's got no bad it. No just you and him cool million
That's valley that's good, that's good. It's good that's double
No, they're saying gay how is that yeah, how much are y'all doing it for you guys in the sound of a million dollars?
I'd be richer than everyone
What's that?
All the tax mills of dollars, that's fucking cheap.
What are we supposed to do with that one?
What kind of wallet are we supposed to do with that one?
You have a trick.
How do you get the phone charger?
Huh?
How do you get the phone charger?
Yeah.
No amount of money, that's just not true.
That's cat.
You're not glad you're?
Wait, Gilbert.
Oh, that's not good.
That's Jason.
Okay, Jason old man comes up to you
With a blank check says you can write any amount on here and go cash it in
However much, but I want to fuck you how much you said how much you put on the check
No, you it's any amount any number in the world but like yeah a
Gift I love this
Wait, did you guys make the food?
Yeah, we ate it all though.
Oh god, didn't you have any extra?
Now he ain't lying, alright.
Bro, you're a guest.
What is it?
Ah!
Why would he wait?
What is it in his ass?
Why did he just pour dildo out of his ass?
Throw it on me and then walk away.
Okay, Mark.
Wait, did he end?
Yo, he's dead as off-screen with a dildo.
He's off-stream with a dildo up his ass, y'all I can't.
That's fire.
He's off-stream with a dildo up his ass, bro.
That's the way it is, man.
Yeah.
But tell you yesterday, we played 21 yesterday.
I came second place with one arm.
That's just, bro.
Are you playing?
Yes.
You're incapable.
I'm incapable?
Does this look like I'm capable to you?
This is like, yeah, what are you?
Come here, this is like, yeah, what are you?
Classic.
One for twelve, oh nice.
Two for three, two for three.
One for twelve, nice.
Two for three.
Fucking hate that audio because of you.
Bro, can y'all stop putting sun-yins.
I hate that shit.
Bro, I've seen you laughing at Jason.
That's pretty far.
No, I was fried last night.
Like, more, like, so fried from the hotbox.
And then, I don't know why, but I was dying at Jason.
Onion, sunny.
In sunny D, it was hilarious to me for some reason.
Let's put it left on the D-ball field here.
What, baby?
It's pretty uncoordinated.
It's pretty free.
She's got a free buddy on there.
Should we do it?
What's the team?
What?
Twenty-one.
Twenty-one?
Yeah, just break.
There you go.
You're not going to just...
Actually, I might as well just what?
I might as well just what?
All right, you break you break
21 11
Oh fuck oh fuck no.
Should we just go to 12-21?
21.
Turn off please turn off dude.
Oh fuck.
You play unless you get a rebound over your back.
You guys are so brave.
Damn ladies I'm a judo.
Daaamn, ladies! I'm a Yuda!
Right over my head.
3-jit.
Yo!
This one me off.
Definitely gotta close it.
Probably won't miss now.
Good shot!
Yo, look at you trying to, like, sweat.
Dude, you take the sling off.
I wish.
Just keep the cast on.
Yeah, if he's driving that.
I got your help on the other side, don't worry.
Hey!
Ah!
Oh, bastard!
Why do you have to guard up on me?
Like, what is wrong with you?
Jason gets free shots!
You want me to leave you alone?
It's time to...
Oh, thanks!
Thanks!
Dude, let me shoot him.
Oh, come on, come on!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Oh my god!
Last second, dad.
That's over three.
Why?
You can leave him open.
Leave him open. Don't give him a free win.
Get out there.
I
Only doing rebounds that's how it works. Yeah
This is going straight off the glass
How many did?
Three.
Hey!
Three.
Well, I know.
Hey, hey, why?
We got to go right now.
Did you reset?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought I was only down to when you were above 11.
Wait, what do you got to say?
I think he's hitting me.
He gets you, he gets you with that.
He disrespected my shot.
Four.
In there.
No.
Six.
Six.
Six what?
Six.
Six.
Oh
Bro
All left. Just get it. You don't even know if it's not going in.
That's three. Eight.
You're a weirdo.
I'm in, brother. You want me to...
I'm in!
That's enough of great board, dude.
You can let him shoot that, that's just broken.
Let me, let me.
I'm gonna win if you let me.
What do you have to say?
Don't worry about boxing me, you're letting him score.
Because he really breaks his layups.
It doesn't matter.
This guy sucks.
Get a rebound, brother!
Hell no!
What do you have right now?
I got nine.
Sir, massive, please.
Oh!
Wait, I can put this back.
Don't miss it, or it's zero.
What do you mean, zero?
Ah!
I tried it.
Oh, that's how it works.
Unless you have a lollipop.
You gotta shoot.
Unless you have a levy here.
Ah! Ah!
I think I have more to do.
No slack, I'm just gonna put this back up.
I don't think you can't, or can you?
I don't want to play, bro.
I don't want to play, bro.
15.
15.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Haha.
That's my degree.
Hold it.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Haha.
I'm going to change the battery.
W bro.
I told you W.
Oh it's no tip now.
I know.
What is the case?
Dude, he's gravitated towards the task.
I know, I'm getting that vibe right now.
I'm getting that vibe right now, too.
Just shoot it, dude.
Get back straight.
I'm splashing now.
I told you, don't let me get hit first.
Never ever made those shots in his life.
Let me get a jumper, now you guys are fucked.
You guys are actually fucked.
I have 18.
Hold on I'll get you
That was a three so I think I do have a nine.
I think I do have a nine.
I think I have like 15 or 18.
I see three.
There you go. Nice.
Thank you. Canada's zero.
I'm looking at 19.
Yeah.
Time will stop.
That was easy, bro.
That is so broken.
You could better leave him over here, too.
Son. Son, yo.
Give him a point, give him a point.
Oh, he's giving him a point.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, are they getting?
Yeah.
That shit is so broken though, I'm telling you bro.
I'm going to go get him.
Hey!
Hey!
He's naked, man.
No one wants to go, Wolf.
Wolf, we are every other day on the island.
Good point.
I got it.
Put that back, do it.
That would be on ethical.
Hold on.
Game point.
I got your left half.
Wait.
On your right.
Left.
You just spin, step back, jump on your...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What are you up to, sir?
Yeah, big box, box, box.
Ha ha.
Hey!
Give me that board!
Here's to me.
I think I'm high.
Hold on.
You have the criss?
I'm not letting you get to the point, brother.
Let's go, Jeff, Bob.
We have 18 and 19.
We have 19?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Hey.
OK?
GG.
Dude, it's so lucky I don't have two hands, bro.
Oh, my god.
You OK, again?
I'm not a-
I'm not running back.
If I get a jumper, you're all fucked.
I have one hand, and I'm still the second best here.
How long until your wrist is good?
I don't know.
I'm actually going to do it in a week.
This one with the injury is honestly.
What'd they say?
They said that.
All right, one's the.
This is a radius fracture, but the amount of inflammation
is consistent with the tear, so I got to get MRI.
OK.
So another fake M and injury.
All right, I'll bring it.
Do I want it?
Donate one?
I'm starting to kick in, y'all.
Who else gives us game over?
Hey, my tripper is at fire.
Water.
Hey!
Daddy's definitely another player.
That's a cloud, bro.
Go, go, go, go, go!
That's you?
I don't know, bro.
That open.
Bro, it's the beginning of a 21 game.
Nobody's guarding up, bro.
Hey!
You got two points by defense, bro.
You play defense, bro.
Sure.
It is hard.
Oh my god, I think I have like a hundred shots in here.
What?
Time will stop.
My leg hurts.
Nice.
Hell no.
Hold on, nice.
Nice.
It's hoping.
Wait, hold on.
He's eating up.
HELL NO.
Hold on, ladies.
Hey, ladies.
He's hoping.
Wait, hold on.
He's eating up.
He just goes back to the shooter, bro.
Try to get him.
I'm trying to get him.
Bring it on to him.
I don't know.
Get a rebound.
I got him.
I got him.
Get a rebound.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him, I got him. Get a rebound!
Oh my god. I hate this game, bruh.
Dude.
Go ahead.
Alright, bruh.
Wait, those are the Kobe's?
Oh, good to start. I got you free right there, you know?
Yeah. No.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
These ones I got for a game or something.
What did I get this for?
It was for a game.
Yeah, it was a game. I don't know what game.
Wait.
Oh, yo!
No!
Where's Suki at, bruh?
I'm not here.
That's so gross.
That's so good!
You're the first packer!
Heh! Time to have my layup packets all zero, bro.
My layup packets all zero, bro!
Hold on, he's got nine, now's the perfect time to reset him.
End!
That's what you think, sis?
Time will stop.
Alright, man.
I don't have any idea.
Wait, can we show you something that is zero now?
No, no, it's eleven only.
You got a box out there, bro.
You got in this hell with that shit.
Was it actually?
What were you giving it at eight?
Fuck!
I can't get a rebound, bro.
Oh, Naruto's not even that cool. You don't even know anime for real.
He doesn't even put out your story for the hug.
You couldn't even name the best anime ever.
Damn, you only watch main shit. You don't even try to do anime.
You actually got his head.
Oh my god, keep doing that.
Oh my god, you look like Marlin.
Oh my god, I'm strong. Oh my god. I thought I was going whirling.
He helps me, bro. He helps me.
You gassed him.
Oh, you got this, Lace.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
Good?
That's a good board.
Great board.
Keep the land to that, though.
It's literally a freeze.
Free bound.
Free bound.
Who wants to, yeah.
Look out back for sure.
I don't even feel around here.
Oh, that's not good.
Watch like if you want to go.
There you go.
On a point.
I think it's a ball, yeah.
Here's like a point.
No, check.
Otherwise you could just fucking hit the rebound and put it on the rebound.
Oh yeah, cause it will do a real pull back after you finish the ball.
It's my leg, bro.
Actually, it also broke.
Hey!
Give it to me!
Oh my gosh!
You're just fucking too good!
Hey!
Ow!
Ball, really?
Oh, really?
I'm playing with you.
You are not alone.
Fuck you.
I got to get a bucket, I think.
Get the fucking bucket!
Fucking bucket!
Hey!
Get that fucking bucket.
Ah!
Nice to fucking blaze, man.
I'm gonna wrench this fucking green
Yeah, no, fuck you
Keep greening the bitches, bro. Wait, there's my way, bro. What's he at?
I'm gonna use your bucking needles
Only one has me a gun in this game, I got one arm everybody get one open shot
Two fours. Two fours I bet.
Yeah, a ball doesn't lie. That's actually true.
A lot of... a lot of lie, bitch.
I guess a ball lies tonight.
A lot of lie.
Oh, that's broke.
Oh, that's broke.
And you bounce off your knee.
Oh, my fucking leg, man.
I'm about to lock in it's over for y'all
Wait, I can lock in too with my legs fucked up
You're right there, you're right there.
Oh my, shit, you're talking about me, you're actually talking about me.
The only one who gets you this late on me.
Oh, this is literally defense right here, and it's good defense.
Oh, I hit her in the wind.
What is he doing?
I thought I was doing a pitch!
Dude, that was what you told me.
Dude, I slide cancelled, right stick on to the 3 and shot it.
Yeah.
Right stick?
I put down right stick to the 3.
Right stick.
I'm only getting guarded. That's a great buckie. What are you at?
16
Hey
Don't leave them open
Yeah
Whoa
No.
Oh my god.
I missed the camera.
I got caught.
Oh, what?
I'm gonna order it.
I'm scared of the car.
Dude, just to hand the pain you creep.
I can't pull it, but I ordered it.
My boy.
My boy!
Hey!
You got it.
That's so free, you can leave that open.
I appreciate you leaving that all off just before being there.
I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with it.
I really do appreciate you considering passing the ball there.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck, fuck.
Nope.
Fine.
I just...
That's so gross.
It was I so.
I so.
One on one, ladies.
Ah!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Right off his own fucking head!
I'm trying to do the double X there.
Hey!
Dodge it, close out.
Honey, die.
What's your post?
What's your jaw? 19 something?
It might be GG if you make it to these two.
YAY!
You can't make them both.
That was a great out of the line, bro.
Gotta get a rebound there.
Yep, there you go, step up.
Ah!
For the game, right here.
For all the matters they send it home.
Oh my god, you could be just like Drake.
I think you're a good child.
Don't lie to him, man.
You're just flooding.
I imagine you're a child.
Hey!
What the fuck?
can't see shit, bro
what the fuck, please?
what's that?
is that 17?
I don't know honestly
wait, what are your points do I have?
you guys...
no, no, no
I think I got two
no, you got at least 15, dude
now you're over
Yeah.
Wait, what do I have?
18 or no?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What's the backboard?
Is that really now?
Did I just hit the rim?
Or no.
I'm not a gamer, right there.
I'm not a gamer.
I'm not a gamer.
Don't make a tick tock, but it's.
Use this one, but I turned into an agent.
I'm gonna key.
I know.
You can game it.
Wait, where are you going?
Go over, go over, go over.
Yeah, yeah.
go to work, go to work
hey, that's a double, he's just double, don't
wrap, just come guard up dude
go ahead, pick up the suits, you're waiting
watch it bro
also, is that ready?
ready, ready
hey, hey, hey
Hey, what the heck?
Hey!
Good lucky, good lucky.
You got me?
Get out of here.
You gotta put both hands up there.
I'm close.
These are big free throws.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna go about breaking.
Oh
oh my god with Bob's eyes on the game
hey I can't see a damn thing
I'm scared of the lean bro
okay actually I'm ending it though
oh my god oh my god
oh fuck
oh shit that almost ended me
oh my god man
hey what
are you fucking killing me
holy shit
are you doing a head
No, you need my shoulder.
If I didn't move my head, I'd probably be...
GD, right here, I got you.
You activated all my fuckin' upgrades.
So there's no pants on!
I got my legs.
More of that.
Hey, why don't you even go for that tip, please?
No, I don't have a fucking hoodie with me, man.
And my shanners, something's fucked up over here.
That's it, please, right now?
I don't know, bro, something's fucked up right here.
I don't think I can.
That's game.
That's game.
Low key, that is game.
Game?
Damn, boys.
GVs.
I was close.
Straight car, you all around.
We have to come right here to get some work in.
We got some work in.
Come on.
Bro, I've got my left leg on.
You have to.
You're so bad you lost your pen.
Say, why are you mad?
You're actually a jester, dude.
One arm warrior, Maz Pal.
I don't think I could play for real.
I got one leg, bro.
One leg, y'all are pussy.
I don't know, I went for a rebound and landed on it.
Let's play.
Come on.
Oh.
How do you just roll with one arm?
Huh?
How do you just roll with one arm?
Because I'm hidden, bro.
Actually.
You first, man.
No, no, no.
I bet you do.
Bro, I just fucking wish I had two arms.
I'm actually feeling my shit get better over time, I'm not gonna lie.
So I truly do think that eventually within the next month, I'm gonna have two arms again.
Why are y'all kek walking?
Why are y'all kek walking, bruh?
Stop!
Yo, that's not how I look when I walk.
I thought we had maize there, we were supposed to come every two times a week, what happened?
Yeah, the one that we used to get at O.S.S.?
Yeah, the good, yeah.
Well, how often did the dumpster come?
Because that's just been filled up, like, and now it's over.
Oh, we got to settle on tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Oh, they've done this to people?
Oh, okay.
I'm crying, girl. The house is already a mess.
Well, no shit.
When you have fucking...
six people li-
Well...
Is that a bottle?
There's a fly frozen on my fucking water bottle.
He's on moving, he's AFK.
I need to set him on some data.
He's literally AFK.
Now, Waterbox.
Did you hear the waterbox?
Yeah.
I know I had to turn back on.
I'm a fucking monster!
I'm a monster!
I'm a fucking monster!
I'm a fucking monster!
I
Wtf bro
He's actually to go I
Got a new more streams with fucking NFL players and NBA players, bro. I literally have to
But shut shut shut shut shut shut shut!
Pack draw!
Ahhhh!
No, I'm not going to lie, probably not tonight, I'll probably do that tomorrow, because tomorrow
tomorrow is going to be more desktop tomorrow will be live early in the morning super early
in the morning tomorrow right it's going to be probably I'm going to be live at at not
probably like 999 30am my time so super early I'm going to be doing a discord call session
with, well, I don't think GG.
Well, I don't think GG.
No way, no way y'all think
that noon is too early for y'all to wake up.
Y'all can't wake up at noon?
It's too early for you?
Well, listen, I'm going to be live throughout the day, too.
I'm not ending after.
Tomorrow I have, we're doing the Discord call with Dr. K. He's basically a doctor and he
He sits down with content creators and basically gives them like a therapy session.
He talks about their life like basically let basically therapy.
So I'm going to be doing that on stream.
That's going to be at 10 a.m. my time.
So 1 p.m. EST.
All right.
And then after that, Jason's hosting a Valorant tournament and I'm going to be playing in Jason's
Valorant tournament tomorrow.
And then I also have another discord segment for tomorrow.
You guys started setting it up at all or no?
No
I want
Think so, bro. I don't think so, bro
Or should I do one, maybe like, holy shit, you look so different.
Wait, Lena, what do you mean?
Actually this is weird that you're in the chat.
Good for you.
Thank you, Lena.
Lena, I saw you on my 4U page today
talking to Rod Dogg Moon about going to Davenbusters.
I don't know why I was on my 4U page this morning.
You look fatter, she said.
Chad.
W24?
24 what?
I'm doing a 24 hour to fuck y'all think this is what
I'm doing a 24 hour to fuck y'all think tomorrow I'm not doing a 24 hour stream tomorrow
bro I'm not doing that I'm just figuring out if maybe I should like scratch the
itch a little bit you know what I'm saying I'm trying to figure out
Look at my neck. Do I have a weird-looking neck? You're so, dude, that's the thing is
I'm genuinely I'm actually truly genuinely so fucking do it's insane. It's insane. How do I am?
Listen bro, surely we can end on a high note, mods go 18 plus, mods 18 plus, mods 18 plus
Now listen, chat, we can end today on a good note, a very good note.
As long as we get a nice little win on backdrop, okay?
Now if you guys want to get tipped when I win, make sure you sign up using code LACI
or the link is pinned.
if you type exclamation mark leaderboard there is $20,000 monthly in prizes for people who use
code LAC on PAC draw. So exclamation mark leaderboard in order to see that I'm going to take a look
at it real quick so I'm not going to lie. I have or is it exclamation mark LB? It might be exclamation
mark LB. I'm not sure which one it is. Oh yeah it is right here. Right here. Let's see who's in first.
So right now, this dude is about to win, get 7.5K.
LB for pounds.
No, LB's leaderboard, or exclamation mark leaderboard.
Who is it? I don't know. I think they, I don't think it shows the names.
It doesn't show the names.
Sirron O. Lacey High.
All right, can you guys please give me a good starting call?
I'm begging you please give me a good starting call bro please do I do 2v2, 3v3 or 1v1?
Kekwa at me.
I feel like 2v2's do, bro.
2v2's gotta be do.
We have not gotten a 2v2.
All right, and I'm like a lot upside down.
It's not the play right now.
You guys have to trust me right now.
Watch this.
Watch and learn.
I run this shit.
This is my shit.
I'm not doing jackpot.
No.
We are, do y'all understand how do we actually are here,
bro?
Do y'all understand how do we,
it's insane how do we actually are.
It's honestly disgusting.
Hold on.
It's honestly disgusting.
He's talking to me?
He's talking to me?
Okay, hold on.
He is talking to me?
Oh, I know he's not talking to me.
Chad, what do I start off with?
5K?
Fuck you.
6K.
6K to start.
6K to start.
And you know what?
I'm so confident.
I'm so confident.
You guys want to see how confident I am?
Watch this shit.
Watch this shit.
I don't even got to play music.
I don't even got to fucking play music.
I don't even got to fucking play music.
I'm so confident.
I'm going to sit here.
Watch this.
I'm calling it right now.
on three gold on three oh is that good okay that's only 400 nice pre nothing
yo do not say pre nothing that's negative energy bro we don't need negative
energy we need golds we need gold gold gold all right you know what I know what
I know what we need. I know what we need. I know what we need. I know what we need.
There's my goal!
Oh my god, boys!
Yeah! Yeah!
Alright, this shit's genuinely getting critical, bro.
We haven't gone a single gold halfway through.
What is my art yo actually generally what is my fucking RNG?
What is my art yo, dude?
I'm about to just cue this song bro, maybe I could sad-farm my way into a fucking gold
Maybe I can sad-farm my way into one bro
Look at the stars, the clouds shine for you.
Everything you do
Everything you do
Where is my fucking doll?
Little old girl
Shame on you
in $85,000 AP
if I would have just clicked upside down, bro.
Just don't give me a gold.
It's already over.
Just let me take my loss.
Let me walk away.
Just don't give me a gold.
Just don't give me a gold, please.
I don't want a gold anymore.
I don't want anything good.
No, unless you give me a fucking AP worth $100,000,
right here, I don't want it.
Thank you.
I don't want anything.
Just take it.
Just fucking take it, bro.
I gotta break the dry streak here.
I gotta break the dry streak here.
There's only one way that I know how to do that, and that's a big battle with a law borrowed.
It's a solo battle with a lot borrowed with only bangers.
There's only one way to do this, chat.
There's only one way to do this, chat.
Do y'all trust me or no?
Just tell me right now.
Just say yes or no.
Do y'all trust me or no?
All I want to see is yeses or noes in the chat.
Do y'all trust me or no?
you
you
you
you
you
You
What is that?
Okay.
I don't see anything that good of a gold, bro, for the borrow amount.
I did.
It's not even good.
It's actually just not good for the borrow amount, bro.
I'm going to win a little back, but this is bad, chat.
I know y'all think this is good.
This is not good, bro.
It's not good, chat.
It's not good.
I know it might look good on paper, but because I did 80% borrow, it's not good.
I need another gold. I need another gold right now. I need another gold right now. I need
I need another gold right now!
Okay?
Come on.
One more.
It's money back.
do I run it back same thing 3v3 or 2v2 3v3 or 2v2 and what did I hit 10k on what one
What one was it?
3v3 upside down.
3v3 upside down jackpot, fuck it.
Oh my God, I'm literally just sending it.
I'm actually just full sending it right now.
I'm actually full sending it right now.
Focus, chat, focus, focus.
I bought the unit, oh my God.
3v3 upside down jackpot.
Lock the fuck in! Please! Spam golds!
Somewhere out in Georgia, beyond the track of phone, Destiny is crawling until he can
What?
What?
Where's the gold?
Oh my god a parking lot gold. Oh my god a parking lot gold. It's a shitty car
Oh my god, it was one away from was that a lamb or is that a quirk?
Wait, how did that not how did that not put us up? How did that not give us a higher chance?
How did that not put us up and give us a higher chance of winning I don't understand
I should have just not done upside down brother. I should have just not done upside down. I do upside down and now I lose
Hold oh my goodness double gold. I
Should have just not done upside down this chat set upside down. I'm just a fucking moron. I'm a fucking moron
Hold on hold on hold the fucking phone here. Those are like 10k glass. I'm pretty sure that helps us out, right?
That helps us out, right?
How does that not make me go up? How does that not make me go up?
Wait what?
50% chance of winning is insane
it's over chat just go ahead and spam the fucking GGs bro just go ahead and
spam the fucking GGs bro it's over man it's fucking disgusting at this point
absolutely shameless
I'm not gonna lie, it's actually nothing.
We actually have a higher chance of winning.
Red or blue, red or blue, red or blue, red or blue.
Red!
Oh my god, I won!
I won!
How much?
Bang!
Yes!
Yes!
I don't even know how that happened!
We don't know how that happened.
Now listen, I do one risky thing here, OK?
One risky thing.
And I run this 4K up to 5K, all right?
Now listen, I need y'all to genuinely help me here, OK?
Do you understand?
I'm running in 80% okay in 80% I know this might seem dumb I know I know this might seem dumb
but this is to gain an extra thousand dollars to run another battle okay do I do top right top
top left, bottom left, or bottom right?
Or do I just do one more battle?
Or do I just do one more battle?
I'm left, trust us.
I'm doing a battle.
I'm doing a battle.
I'm doing a battle.
I'm doing a battle.
I'm doing a battle.
I'm doing a battle.
Okay, team battle.
I have not won on a 2v2 in so fucking long.
No, you're getting more, right?
No, you're getting more.
2v2, 20%, 24 for Kobe percent borrow.
I could have written the seron if I hit this.
If I hit this like a dead ass from the surround.
If I hit this, if I hit this we're so paid.
If I hit this we're paid bro.
Yes we, yes we, we are paid if I hit this.
Then we go to the big dogs then we go to the big dogs we go ice 18 milli oh my god we go
classic mega juicer never fails. We go go boys trip and we hit him with the goodbye 2023
and then we go down here and we hit him on the end with a little bailout wish watch.
Casablanca.
All right, Shadow, y'all ready?
Are y'all ready?
24% borrow, classic 2v2, no upside down, no jackpot.
Just straight up, give me a fucking win.
I don't want to know
For real
For real, for real
For real, for real
For real, for real
For real, for real
This came from me and a lot of niggas
Copped a lot of please like
I don't believe it
I don't believe it
Go, baby!
Go, baby!
Go!
I didn't say to me that I don't know
If you're not the enemy
Gonna men not the enemy
Don't try coming around
When this boy is back to ten nothing
Facts
For real
I need a Max win! Give me a Max win!
It's okay Jack!
Y'all need a hand to go
Put that jacket on anybody if you're a little bound
Jack, I need a Max win. This is, this is very low. Oh my god a gold. Oh my god a gold. Oh my god. Please just give me the watch.
Give me the watch and I will cream all over the place right now.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Oh my God.
What is that?
What is that?
A thousand dollar watch in a bowl?
Are you fucking kidding me?
A fucking Fitchard Philly, bro.
I thought I just got a fucking Richard Milley.
That shit was a Fitchard Philly.
What the fuck was that?
An Apple Watch Cosmoor.
Bro.
Now, dead ass wasn't even a gold.
I thought I just got a Richard Milley and was up 70 racks.
I'm not kidding.
Oh my God, I almost just freaked out.
I almost just freaked out, bro.
I'm about to tweet this is the type of shit that just pisses this whole like this. I don't think it doesn't matter
I win this whole shit's got room for me. I did ass eyes got a fucking Richard Millie. There's a fucking Fitzgerald Philly. Oh
My god, it's not even funny. It's actually not funny
Mooder you have a fucking huge nose, bro. Fuck you. I'm sorry. I was fucked up mood. I love you, bro
I don't know why I said that dude. I don't know why I said that. I'm just not a good move right now.
And I'm not even gonna get a gold. I'm not even gonna get a gold. I'm not even gonna get a gold.
I'm not even gonna get a gold. I'm dead not even gonna get a fucking gold.
Fuck!
Please!
Wait, okay, hold on a minute.
Little money back here maybe?
No golds is crazy, if I win I got to run it back, right?
Well that's the only right thing to do, that's the only right thing to do is run it back.
There's no other option, I'm not an addict, I don't have an addiction, but surely that's
the only right thing to do.
Gold, gold, gold, no, okay.
Okay, these are the big one chat. These are some of the big ones right here. Here's some of the big ones right here
Give me a gold now. You're such a fucking dirty little bitch. You know that you dirty bitch
Gold say there see there please please please
Give me a gun or I'm gonna fucking rage.
I'm gonna fucking rage.
I don't even know if I need you.
You're trolling me.
You're fucking trolling me right now.
What else are like two hundred other shorts six hundred other shorts that should eat nothing
that should eat nothing that should eat nothing wait I think I won I think I won but I don't
I don't know if I won a lot or enough.
I don't know if I won a lot or enough.
Did I just lose money?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Do I run it back?
1v1, do you know how risky that is?
That's just banking on a big win though, but I'm not going to lie, I got no gold.
I think I run a 1v1.
A six K one V one, is that too risky?
Is that too risky?
A seven K one V one to end it?
Just get my fucking ones with them and send them home,
send them good night.
What do y'all think chat?
Do I say goodnight right here?
40 packs?
1v1 straight up?
I either lose or I win.
I'm about to mug this fucking bot and I'm about to do it while I listen to the best
Drake song.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just getting fucked in my ass, bro.
I'm getting bent over and fucked, bro.
I'm playing the fucking song, bro.
Just GGs, bro.
Hold on.
Oh my god, see the day, see the day, see the day, see the day, see the day, see the
day, see the day, see the day, a fucking Apple Watch!
Are you kidding me?
A fucking Apple Watch!
Oh my God, it's so close.
This is way too close for me, bro.
This is Uber Eats.
Oh my God, wait.
This is it, bro.
If they don't get anything worth more than 800, I win.
I win.
Okay, I won.
Okay, I won.
Wait, I actually won.
I actually won.
I actually won.
I actually won.
I just doubled up.
I just doubled up.
I just doubled up.
I just doubled up.
Come and suck this double cup.
Put it in my fucking butt till I squirt and cum.
They always said go big or go home, that's what I've always known, you either go big
or you fucking go home a loser.
So we're gonna run a 2V2 upside down jackpot
and I'm gonna borrow 80%
and I'm gonna go to all the expensive packs
and I'm just gonna run it the fuck up.
I'm just gonna run it the absolute fuck up.
I'm gonna run it the fuck up.
You haven't gone anything good. Don't do upside down. Wait, y'all don't think I do upside down?
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Wait, I did jackpot wait, I did jackpot wait, I didn't know I did jackpot. I didn't click jackpot
Wait, I never clicked jackpot wait
Wait what
No, I did upside down I did upside down I didn't do jackpot
Oh, I said that oh
All I said that.
I don't think y'all know what that means, though.
I don't think y'all know what that means.
Y'all realize that means I'm insanely do, right?
Y'all realize that means I'm insanely do, right?
No, no, no, that means I'm insanely do, right?
If I win this one right here, not only am I going home happy, but y'all are getting
tipped.
3B3, 30% borrow.
Yes you, yes you.
We're all going home happy if this one wins.
We're all going home happy.
I'm telling y'all.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
99% stop before they hit big.
I
Focus!
Focus!
I'm coming for fucking vengeance right now.
I'm coming with vengeance! I'm coming for a purpose!
No Baro, they don't call me the King of LA for no fucking reason!
you
you
you
you
you
Hold on a minute, okay, don't shoot the camera.
Give me a nice little cushion.
Can I get a gold?
Oh, nope.
I thought you guys out happens.
Told you, oh wait, double gold, double gold,
double gold, double gold.
Controller versus controller.
Even Zell.
Nice.
Does nothing, it does nothing.
Cherries?
Okay, I won.
I won, but like did I really win?
Did I really win?
because it doesn't feel like I won.
I won, I won, I won, I won, I won, I won, I won, I won.
Okay, fuck it, fuck it, I won.
I won, I won.
15.
Okay, oh my God, okay.
All right, all right.
Time to tip, time to tip, time to tip, time to tip,
time to tip, time to tip.
I'll be tipping six people a hundred dollars.
You had to have signed up with Pactraw using code LACI, it is pinned in the chat and if
you want there is a leaderboard exclamation mark, leaderboard where you can win twenty
$20,000 every single month by playing on Go Lazy.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Or, if you guys in the chat want,
you can try to turten us.
I'm worth it, fucking, I'm not letting y'all
lose your money again.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, Arreos, thank you for the big five gift
appreciate that five appreciate that five Arios oh cheeky little method here
you know what fuck it you give me five gifted cheeky little method since you
were smart cheeky little method congratulations just slipped your $25
$5, $5 different into 100. Congratulations brother.
Bad news brother, your thing does not work.
Aerios, I don't know, I...
Hey, never been tipped, yo, somewhere you're a liar, bro.
You're a liar.
Yikes and perky, thank y'all for the five gifted ease.
Look at you guys' feeding now.
I'm closing my eyes and I'm gonna stop my mouse
on a random person and they're getting it.
You guys see my eyes closed, there's no scams.
And curiosity, I'm gonna be honest.
That's actually respect because it's not even,
It's a mod, but it's not even a mod that's spamming in a line.
So I mean, I'm gonna be honest, that's completely fair as well.
That's completely fair as well.
Completely fairs.
I'm gonna do it again.
If you're a mod and you have more than two messages in a row,
you are not getting it.
Closing my eyes, everybody type your ID.
You have to have signed up to pack for using code Lacey.
Eyes are closed, eyes are closed, eyes are closed,
eyes are closed and you win.
Teaks 29 congratulations, bro
Okay
Doing it again doing it again doing it again hundred dollars goes to
You, Riley Veeam, who is a 13 month sub, a 13 month sub,
Very fairs, very fairs, deserved.
All right, three more people, three more people,
three more people, all right?
Now I'm gonna pick somebody that I see in chat
all the time during the day,
no matter what the segment is,
no matter if it's boring,
no matter if it's a car segment,
no matter if it's anything,
I'm gonna pick somebody I always see in chat 24 seven,
no matter what.
And that person is going to be going to be
Okay, I see winning 16 16 in the chat every single day no matter what
Winning 16 you got
Winning winning you're winning
son pick me I'm trying to pick you bro but your thing doesn't work son don't
put a fucking cat looking sideways at me
Are you just putting random letters in numbers?
You have 10 seconds winning.
Winning you have 10 seconds.
10, 9, 8, 7.
Oh, you know why it might not be working?
You might not have signed up using code Lacey.
That might be why it doesn't work.
You have to sign up using my code.
I'm not copying your space, look.
See, there's no space.
Oh, there we go.
Is that Anticons alt?
Hundred stream watch streak and using your code W iceman.
Oh my god, I W iceman and you're saying you use my you use my code to sign up.
You're getting another hundred or you're getting a hundred in the first place.
Hundred goes to you brother.
And the last person is going to be, I'm going to pick one random person who calls me, who
types in the chat right now, Lacey, you're a skinny, handsome guy.
The first person that I see say it.
Voscio, you are a skinny handsome guy.
You were the first person I saw say it, bro.
Chad, stop glazing me.
Chad, stop glazing me, bro.
Stop glazing me.
I know, I know I'm a skinny handsome guy.
I know.
You guys don't gotta tell me.
You don't gotta tell me.
Hey, if you didn't get tipped this time,
there is a very high chance you will get tipped in the future.
So just make sure to sign up to pack trial using my code.
And exclamation mark leaderboard,
there is $20,000 in prizes on that leaderboard
if you play pack trial with my code.
But you already know when we win, we tip out, man.
We win and we tip out.
And pretty soon,
Let's just say I'm going to be giving back a lot to y'all pretty soon, okay?
I'm going to be giving back actually a huge amount to my community very, very soon, okay?
Very, very soon.
I'm going to be giving back a lot to my community.
So the people that were there from the start and got me to this position that I'm in, trust
me, the people I see in the chat every day, I'm going to make sure, you know, that y'all
are taking care of.
OK?
Now listen, WStream in the chat, I'm
going to get off because I do got to get up pretty early
tomorrow.
Tomorrow's stream, I will be live early.
I'll be live at 10 AM PST.
OK?
That is 1 PM EST.
And I'll be doing a therapy session with Dr. K live on stream
talking about serious issues, talking about my life,
the way I grew up, all that stuff, all right?
So make sure you guys are there for that.
And then we have a Jason's Valorant tournament tomorrow night,
probably into a little IRL or whatever tomorrow, all right?
W, streaming to chat.
I would say join the Twitter com,
but they're getting to leave in 10 days.
So not even a point, but I love y'all
and I'm going to see you guys tomorrow.
Make sure y'all are there for the stream of ours.
Gonna be a big year, right?
I love y'all.
She lookin' pretty, she lookin' gorgeous.
See y'all tomorrow, bro.
We makin' a love of peace.
Peace.
She won't find a shot, she won't find a shot.
I gotta move it right to the top.
Yeah, yeah, trying to get saved, yeah.
Don't mind it, hey, yeah.
Just wanna get paid, get my whole rent, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I do very above the spars, one horse when I flunk.
Can't leave trippin' up that money, baby, head and nigga drunk.
I just put a bitch on another bitch and hit him both all of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast when she
You want to teach me?
Woah, that kid, internet!
I forgot to mention, she was my repo.
She knows what to do.
She likes to kill me.
I'll give up you on this.
I don't listen to young doggoes in that lake.
She just want to pop a pill and go to space.
I do gravity above the stars.
I go on the Mars when I float.
Give me a tip.
Bro, I can't end!
And if you use this type of feathers,
driving through the bad dough.
I just put a big son about another nigga